Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E119 - GOML STUPIDEST RALLIES EVER [2020-02-03 - S02E119 - GOML STUPIDEST RALLIES EVER]

00:00:04.000 No fightin'.

00:00:06.000 We got the reputation.

00:00:07.000 No fighting.

00:00:09.000 No fightin'.

00:00:10.000 Shake care and chicken.

00:00:13.000 Live from New York.

00:00:16.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.

00:00:22.000 Oh baby, when you talk like that, you make a woman go mad. 1.00

00:00:26.000 Don't be wise and be poor, beating the sweat to my body.

00:00:32.000 I want to lie, you know, my hips don't lie.

00:00:34.000 I'm starting to feel the sweat of the attraction, attention.

00:00:38.000 Don't you see, baby?

00:00:43.000 Shakira, Shakira.

00:00:46.000 Her hips don't lie. 1.00

00:00:48.000 Do you get the double entendre there?

00:00:51.000 Like they don't lie down and they don't tell.

00:00:56.000 This is my new nickname for you.

00:00:59.000 Her hips don't lie. 1.00

00:01:03.000 Hip.

00:01:06.000 I'm just going to put a collar around your neck and every time you open your mouth, a little thing will go, eh.

00:01:12.000 Milo has that.

00:01:14.000 Yeah.

00:01:14.000 No, it shocks him.

00:01:16.000 Oh, you don't want me shocked?

00:01:17.000 No, it's the wrong.

00:01:18.000 Even you're wrong within that.

00:01:20.000 It's the wrong sound, like on Family Feud when they say, what's Popeye's favorite food?

00:01:25.000 And she goes, chicken. 1.00

00:01:27.000 You got an X?

00:01:28.000 Wait, who said that?

00:01:30.000 There was a chick on Canadian Family Feud, and the question was, what's Popeye's favorite food?

00:01:34.000 And she's super confident.

00:01:36.000 She goes, chicken. 0.97

00:01:40.000 And they go, no, that's the fucking restaurant tard. 1.00

00:01:43.000 Oh, you got it?

00:01:45.000 300 points, which means we're going to sudden death.

00:01:47.000 Gimme Eve. 1.00

00:01:47.000 Gimme Logan. 1.00

00:01:49.000 Logan?

00:01:51.000 Give me Wolverine?

00:01:55.000 They have more fun, those blondes. 1.00

00:01:57.000 Real simple.

00:01:58.000 But they are idiots.

00:01:59.000 Only one answer.

00:02:00.000 Whoever gets it, you're playing for $10,000.

00:02:03.000 That's it.

00:02:03.000 Whoever guesses this wins the game.

00:02:05.000 Here we go.

00:02:06.000 Name Popeye's favorite food.

00:02:09.000 Chicken! 0.90

00:02:13.000 Oh, my God!

00:02:15.000 Show me chicken!

00:02:18.000 That's huge.

00:02:19.000 Spinach, Sherry.

00:02:20.000 That sucks.

00:02:22.000 I don't want to be that person.

00:02:23.000 I don't know if she's wrong.

00:02:25.000 Popeyes.

00:02:27.000 Like, it gets kind of ethereal here.

00:02:29.000 Right.

00:02:30.000 What is Popeyes?

00:02:31.000 Which Popeye are you talking about?

00:02:32.000 Yeah.

00:02:33.000 And if I had to argue, I'd say, well, it has to go for the most common Popeye.

00:02:38.000 And I bet if you Googled Googling Popeye.

00:02:42.000 Popeye.

00:02:44.000 Popeye.

00:02:45.000 And it was Popeyes, he said.

00:02:47.000 Popeyes.

00:02:48.000 Popeye's favorite food.

00:02:49.000 Popeye is nowhere to be seen on the first page.

00:02:52.000 Huh.

00:02:53.000 I'm seeing nothing but Popeyes.

00:02:55.000 So couldn't she argue that she's right?

00:02:59.000 If it's a synonym and it means two things, then the next step is the most prevalent thing.

00:03:05.000 And clearly, Popeyes is the most prevalent Popeyes.

00:03:10.000 I like it.

00:03:11.000 She's right.

00:03:12.000 You can make a case.

00:03:13.000 They owe her 10 grand.

00:03:14.000 And they ridiculed her.

00:03:16.000 That went super viral.

00:03:17.000 New York Post today, showdown in Iowa.

00:03:20.000 It looks like Bernie's in the lead.

00:03:23.000 What a cavalcade of clowns. 0.63

00:03:25.000 What a bunch of fucking losers.

00:03:27.000 Andrew Yang, free money, $1,000 for everyone.

00:03:33.000 That's in idiocracy.

00:03:35.000 He gives a million dollars to everyone in the country, and they all scream and cheer.

00:03:38.000 Pete Buttigig, sorry, dude.

00:03:41.000 No one in the world, sorry, no one in America is okay with the first lady having jizz on his face. 1.00

00:03:50.000 And I'm not saying I have a problem with it, but your average American is going to look at him and go, they fucked in the White House and they 69.

00:03:59.000 He blew him.

00:04:01.000 They just, they don't want that in their heads.

00:04:03.000 Bernie Sanders, sorry, dude.

00:04:05.000 Jews are 3% of the population.

00:04:07.000 No one is going to vote for a minority that small. 0.89

00:04:10.000 Well, what about blacks? 0.99

00:04:11.000 They're 14% and Barack Obama won.

00:04:15.000 He has a white mom.

00:04:16.000 People can identify with that.

00:04:18.000 And 14% is a hell of a lot more than 3%.

00:04:21.000 So that's never happened.

00:04:23.000 Bloomberg isn't even on this page.

00:04:25.000 Tulsi had a chance.

00:04:27.000 We all like her.

00:04:28.000 Who doesn't like Tulsi Gabbard?

00:04:30.000 Although she was caught chilling with Antifa.

00:04:32.000 Klobuchar, no one knows who that is.

00:04:35.000 And Elizabeth Warren has too many embarrassing moments like the Pocahontas shit. 1.00

00:04:40.000 Surely she can't shake that.

00:04:42.000 And I don't know who Tom Steyer is, nor does anyone else.

00:04:45.000 It's quiet.

00:04:46.000 Yeah, no, it's quiet for him.

00:04:53.000 It's quiet for him specifically.

00:04:55.000 What's Dia's full name?

00:04:57.000 Beltran.

00:04:58.000 We got Dia Beltran on the show today.

00:05:00.000 I saw this.

00:05:00.000 She made this video.

00:05:02.000 And I saw that people on Australia Day getting arrested for wearing Australian flags.

00:05:11.000 So we'll talk to her about that.

00:05:12.000 But to get back to Shakira, Shakira, the hips don't lie means two things.

00:05:18.000 One, look, I'm dancing like crazy.

00:05:21.000 That's because this music is making me move.

00:05:23.000 My hips aren't lying.

00:05:24.000 You wrote a good song.

00:05:25.000 This music is fucking dope.

00:05:28.000 Similarly, when we fuck and I'm thrusting you, riding you, it's because I love you and you're sexy.

00:05:34.000 My hips don't lie.

00:05:35.000 So I use my hips to gauge music and sex.

00:05:39.000 Gotcha.

00:05:40.000 They're telling the truth.

00:05:41.000 Yeah.

00:05:42.000 The lithmuth test.

00:05:42.000 Yes.

00:05:45.000 How do you pronounce lithmush test?

00:05:47.000 No, you got it right.

00:05:48.000 It's L-I-S-C-H-T-H. 1.00

00:05:51.000 M-U-S-C-H-T-H. 1.00

00:05:53.000 Lithmuth.

00:05:54.000 What most people do when they're trying to say it is put napkins in their mouth.

00:05:59.000 Litmus.

00:06:00.000 The litmus test.

00:06:01.000 Maybe your Lymes is so bad that you pronounce it Lithmuth.

00:06:01.000 Yeah.

00:06:05.000 Oh, I'm thinking of Lithmith.

00:06:06.000 Merry Christmas, Ryan.

00:06:09.000 I'm thinking of the Ithmuth paper.

00:06:14.000 Yeah.

00:06:14.000 What?

00:06:15.000 What's the Ithmus newspaper?

00:06:17.000 It's this website, which is just a piece of paper.

00:06:20.000 Okay.

00:06:22.000 So she did the Super Bowl last night. 0.99

00:06:24.000 Do we have any footage of that?

00:06:25.000 Can you dig up?

00:06:26.000 Her and J-Lo were very sexy.

00:06:30.000 Very sexy.

00:06:31.000 And it was clearly basically the ad salespeople saying to the Super Bowl guys: Look, you already have white males.

00:06:39.000 We already have country fans, Moroccan fans.

00:06:41.000 We need Hispanics. 1.00

00:06:42.000 Mexicans are obsessed with soccer, and it's pissing me off. 1.00

00:06:46.000 So, who has Hispanic appeal?

00:06:48.000 Well, there's a lot of Hispanic performers.

00:06:49.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:06:50.000 Not unilingual Spanish.

00:06:52.000 I need like, they have to have white crossover appeal. 0.75

00:06:55.000 Well, that hasn't happened since Shakira and maybe J-Lo.

00:06:58.000 Okay, get them.

00:06:59.000 But Shakira, she hasn't had a hit in 15 years.

00:07:02.000 I don't fucking care, dude.

00:07:04.000 I need Mexicans. 1.00

00:07:05.000 Okay.

00:07:08.000 Ali G was there with diamonds on his face.

00:07:11.000 I thought that was a makeaway.

00:07:13.000 What an imbecile.

00:07:15.000 What a clown.

00:07:16.000 I thought security.

00:07:17.000 Look at these costumes, too.

00:07:19.000 They're like gypsy go-go dancing biker fags. 1.00

00:07:23.000 They're greaser beaner greasers. 0.98

00:07:28.000 And channeling her husky.

00:07:30.000 That's not sad.

00:07:33.000 Some 50-year-old gyrating on a stripper pole.

00:07:37.000 Of course, I would kill my entire family on Christmas morning just to eat out her ass. 1.00

00:07:42.000 Don't get me wrong.

00:07:45.000 Hey, hold on, Tante Grande. 1.00

00:07:48.000 Please stop watching soccer.

00:07:50.000 Watch football.

00:07:51.000 This is the football, not your football.

00:07:53.000 Whoa.

00:07:55.000 Is that a pit bull cover band on stage before?

00:07:59.000 Nobody's ever heard of that game.

00:08:04.000 Oh, good.

00:08:05.000 Right after you're on the stripper pole.

00:08:08.000 Your job as a parent is to try to keep your wife off the pole, not your daughter. 1.00

00:08:13.000 Yeah.

00:08:14.000 All right, that's enough.

00:08:16.000 But the takeaway for most people seemed to be that Shakira went, which apparently, this is now A5, that's Zagruta.

00:08:28.000 You see, Shakira is not just whatever she is, Colombian or whatever Hispanic she is. 0.98

00:08:33.000 She's also Lebanese.

00:08:34.000 That's Arabic, sort of.

00:08:36.000 I mean, Lebanon was Christian when I was a kid, but I guess the Muslims took it over. 1.00

00:08:40.000 And this means I'm having a good time in their primitive, stupid culture. 0.99

00:08:44.000 Really?

00:08:45.000 Hey, are you enjoying your birthday party, sweetie?

00:08:47.000 Yeah, Dad.

00:08:52.000 Hey, so you've been a gynecologist for a long time?

00:08:54.000 Yeah.

00:08:55.000 And you enjoy it?

00:08:55.000 Oh, yeah.

00:08:58.000 What?

00:08:59.000 I love being a gynecologist.

00:09:02.000 It's that fun.

00:09:07.000 I understand your grandmother was in a really serious burn accident and you were by her side the whole time.

00:09:12.000 Even had to change your diaper.

00:09:14.000 Yeah, but you'd be surprised.

00:09:15.000 We got along really well.

00:09:16.000 And overall, I'd say it was kind of fun.

00:09:20.000 Imagine.

00:09:21.000 You ate out your sick grandmother?

00:09:23.000 You grossed out your non-sick friend.

00:09:25.000 Imagine it was involuntary and it's like a truth test.

00:09:28.000 It's like, so you're sad that they're dead.

00:09:34.000 Wow, that was a great.

00:09:35.000 just did three spellbinding imaginary scenarios and I didn't have the camera, so I couldn't do it.

00:09:44.000 You just stuttered out some crap.

00:09:47.000 All right, so that was embarrassing.

00:09:48.000 But I just thought it was interesting because I checked Twitter, and there's, well, now there's a bunch of stuff on this shooting that was on the Greyhound bus in California.

00:10:02.000 One person's dead.

00:10:03.000 Sorry, I don't care.

00:10:05.000 20 black men are murdered by this stupid drug war today.

00:10:09.000 Hundreds die of fentanyl.

00:10:11.000 I can't be caring about someone on a bus.

00:10:14.000 But there was a stabbing in London.

00:10:18.000 A Muslim guy, Sudesh Aman.

00:10:22.000 He stabbed a woman.

00:10:23.000 This guy was a fucking nut, just got out of prison, just like the previous London Bridge kid, another jihadist who just gets out of prison and gets right down to killing, because some of these prisons are 60% Muslim. 0.99

00:10:34.000 So you're going to jihadist training camp.

00:10:36.000 And what do you do when you graduate from a training academy?

00:10:39.000 You get to work.

00:10:42.000 So finally they realized it was terrorist related.

00:10:45.000 All I have to see is the name.

00:10:46.000 As soon as I see any kind of weird name like Sudesh, we know what's going on there.

00:10:51.000 Apparently he had previously encouraged his girlfriend to behead her parents.

00:10:57.000 Do you have any pictures of this guy?

00:10:58.000 He looks inbred to me.

00:11:00.000 Oh, there he is right above me.

00:11:02.000 Look at his dopey eyes.

00:11:05.000 Don't you wish the news was real?

00:11:06.000 Another Muslim jihadist tried to kill people because of his fucking crazy religion. 1.00

00:11:12.000 A jihadist strikes again, despite Sadiq Khan telling us that this is perfectly normal. 1.00

00:11:18.000 It doesn't feel very normal, Sadiq.

00:11:21.000 His solution is to get rid of knives.

00:11:23.000 Why don't you get rid of the people holding the knives?

00:11:25.000 But it would be cool too if the news said, very inbred-looking Muslim. 1.00

00:11:31.000 Like when that dude, Amjadita, this is A9, he was the cop who was found helping Muslim grooming gangs. 0.97

00:11:43.000 I mean, that is in the dictionary under Inbred.

00:11:46.000 Literally, if you look up Inbred Google Image, if you look up Pakistani Inbred Google Image, I bet you're going to find that same kind of light bulb face. 1.00

00:11:57.000 Boy, the affirmative action must be strong over there if any light bulb face can get in, eh?

00:12:05.000 Oh, there's a lot of pinheads.

00:12:10.000 All right, that's enough.

00:12:13.000 So yeah, I just thought it was interesting.

00:12:14.000 You checked the Twitter moments because the Twitter moments is a good way to gauge the American conversation.

00:12:19.000 And they were all about Shakira's, what's it called?

00:12:23.000 Zaguta.

00:12:25.000 Oh, or Zagruta, yeah.

00:12:26.000 Yeah, all these Arabs going, it was so cool to see her do the Zaguta. 1.00

00:12:30.000 Scroll down on that meme?

00:12:32.000 That subject?

00:12:33.000 What are you doing?

00:12:35.000 Look at them all.

00:12:37.000 Forget the terrorist who just murdered someone in London.

00:12:41.000 She did a Lebanese gesture.

00:12:50.000 So yeah, it was a fun Super Bowl.

00:12:52.000 We had my favorite guy.

00:12:53.000 Remember I told you about Coach D?

00:12:56.000 Well, we had Jordan Lucas on the Kansas City Chiefs.

00:13:00.000 I don't think it's in the notes.

00:13:02.000 Jordan Lucas went to New Rochelle High School.

00:13:05.000 He was brought to the NFL by that coach I keep talking about, Coach D, who gets all these kids out of the ghetto and into college.

00:13:13.000 And he was fired from his fucking job because he didn't call the administration when he saw his drunk, his niece, his 12-year-old niece drunk.

00:13:22.000 He handled it himself.

00:13:24.000 And we know how it works with these teachers.

00:13:26.000 Parents don't know what's best for their kid.

00:13:28.000 Uncles don't know what's best for their kid.

00:13:30.000 The administrators have the administrators.

00:13:33.000 What is this?

00:13:35.000 The residents sure know how to celebrate the Super Bowl in style.

00:13:43.000 From New Rochelle to White Plains, hundreds of people hit the streets to enjoy the biggest game of the year.

00:13:48.000 Now, there was plenty of good food and cold drinks.

00:13:50.000 But maybe the most important player, Kansas City's Jordan Lucas, who played football for New Rochelle.

00:13:57.000 It's great to see a local football program around the New Rochelle area to work.

00:14:05.000 The Chief's assistant coach joins Lucas as the other.

00:14:08.000 The ads were pretty good.

00:14:10.000 One of them was absolutely amazing, and I'm totally spacing on it.

00:14:16.000 It was the one where she did a whole bunch of things like, what were you born yesterday? 0.50

00:14:20.000 What do you have your head up your ass?

00:14:22.000 What do you have your head in the ass?

00:14:25.000 But I thought what was also interesting is the ads that were banned.

00:14:29.000 So I've sent you a meme on this as a separate email.

00:14:34.000 But they had these drag queens in there doing this hummus ad. 1.00

00:14:40.000 I would have sent them for Thursday's show, I believe.

00:14:43.000 Oh, there, there's that one.

00:14:45.000 This guy is one of the best cartoonists out there as far as not just drawing.

00:14:49.000 I mean, the drawing's fine, but the wit.

00:14:51.000 Behold, our newest ad campaign.

00:14:53.000 Are you sure this will help us sell more hummus?

00:14:55.000 Hummus?

00:14:58.000 So the drag queens are fine. 1.00

00:15:01.000 It's important to promote deviant sexuality, but no pro-lifers. 0.99

00:15:06.000 So there was a pro-life ad that had all these people who were almost aborted.

00:15:11.000 What is this now?

00:15:12.000 A3?

00:15:15.000 And it's them saying, do you think I should have been an abortion?

00:15:19.000 Seems pretty reasonable to me, don't you think?

00:15:24.000 Can you look me in the eye?

00:15:27.000 I wish you were aborted.

00:15:27.000 You talk weird.

00:15:29.000 Yeah, Pedestra. 0.98

00:15:31.000 That I should be dead?

00:15:33.000 That I deserved to die that day.

00:15:36.000 Wouldn't that be funny if one of these people was an absolute dick?

00:15:40.000 Like, he had a swastika tattoo on his face and it said nigger across his neck. 1.00

00:15:40.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:15:47.000 And he was there holding a gun going, are you saying that I should have been aborted?

00:15:52.000 Because I'll fucking kill you.

00:15:56.000 You're like, well, maybe that guy.

00:15:57.000 ...peak an eye and tell me that my very survival was a mistake.

00:16:01.000 ...

00:16:02.000 She has six legs. 1.00

00:16:04.000 She crawls away. 0.95

00:16:05.000 A terrible toll on society.

00:16:09.000 One of the guys weighs 1,400 pounds.

00:16:12.000 I ruined that joke.

00:16:13.000 In my most vulnerable state, I was nothing more than a parasite.

00:16:18.000 What if this was all black men in prison? 0.99

00:16:20.000 Are you saying...

00:16:25.000 Worthless?

00:16:26.000 Yes, you're Asian.

00:16:29.000 Well, nobody's saying that, actually.

00:16:32.000 People with glasses should have been aborted. 1.00

00:16:34.000 Asians should have been aborted. 1.00

00:16:38.000 DNC abortion. 0.99

00:16:39.000 An instrument abortion.

00:16:40.000 DNC abortion. 0.99

00:16:44.000 A vacuum aspiration.

00:16:46.000 Okay.

00:16:47.000 That's enough.

00:16:48.000 I started joking around to hide my innate disgust, and then I started thinking of the actual third trimester abortion where they put the tongs in and they take it out piece by piece and eventually have to crush the head to get it out.

00:17:00.000 And then they have to reassemble the pieces on a little plate to make sure they got everything.

00:17:05.000 Because you'd only be leaving an arm in there.

00:17:08.000 Fucking horror show.

00:17:10.000 Icky.

00:17:10.000 So you can't see that, but do we have the Super Bowl ad with the...

00:17:21.000 The Super Bowl ad that had the hummus bitches? 1.00

00:17:23.000 The drag queen one? 1.00

00:17:25.000 I don't know if we did.

00:17:26.000 Pro-life ad fails to make Super Bowl cut despite spots with Drag Queens political candidates. 0.69

00:17:32.000 Yeah, go down.

00:17:34.000 The Drag Queen one was very quick. 1.00

00:17:36.000 It was showing all the different people that like Hummus, and one of them was two Drag Queens. 1.00

00:17:39.000 I'm actually not that freaked out by it.

00:17:42.000 I'm going to start carrying my Miles hat around because there's some things that don't piss me off that much.

00:17:47.000 And I think we get outraged because we sort of feel like we should.

00:17:52.000 In fact, I think I wrote some of these down.

00:17:56.000 There was a couple jokes like Hunter, no, sorry, Joe Biden said to someone, hey, I can see why your wife left you.

00:18:05.000 And everyone's like, fuck this guy.

00:18:07.000 No wonder he's not getting elected.

00:18:09.000 He's the worst ever.

00:18:10.000 And I was watching it going, are we becoming the humorless ones?

00:18:15.000 It should be in the notes if you look up Biden.

00:18:17.000 Sorry, I'm dancing a little.

00:18:19.000 Yeah, news, A16.

00:18:21.000 Relax.

00:18:22.000 Biden is kidding.

00:18:26.000 Gotcha.

00:18:28.000 We have a lot of notes here today, folks.

00:18:30.000 So I love Benny Johnson, by the way.

00:18:31.000 I've drank with him many times in D.C. Fucking awesome dude, but I don't agree with Benny here.

00:18:36.000 I'll talk to you afterwards, okay?

00:18:38.000 I'm happy to.

00:18:39.000 I promise.

00:18:39.000 I'll talk to you afterwards, right?

00:18:44.000 No, no, we're live.

00:18:49.000 I'm beginning to see why your wife left you.

00:18:53.000 See, can we not, let's not become the same grumps they are.

00:18:57.000 That was funny, and it was off the cuff quip.

00:19:02.000 Similarly, with my Miles hat on, Talib, Rashida Talib, who I'm not a fan of, don't get me wrong.

00:19:10.000 But that's the next one, A17.

00:19:12.000 She said, they were talking about Hillary saying everyone hates Bernie, and they wanted to show unity.

00:19:18.000 So they said, I'm not going to sit here and boo.

00:19:20.000 And then Rashida Talib goes, fuck it, I'll boo. 0.99

00:19:23.000 What are you doing?

00:19:24.000 What do you mean?

00:19:25.000 You're sitting there stretching like we're at a yoga class.

00:19:27.000 Go to the video I'm talking about.

00:19:29.000 Oh.

00:19:31.000 He's like, ugh, ugh, my bad lines.

00:19:34.000 I remember last week when someone by the name of Hillary Clinton said that nobody...

00:19:40.000 we're not going to boo.

00:19:40.000 We're not going to boo.

00:19:41.000 We're classy here.

00:19:43.000 I'll boo.

00:19:43.000 Boo.

00:19:48.000 You all know I can't be quiet.

00:19:49.000 No, we're going to boo.

00:19:51.000 That's all right.

00:19:52.000 The haters, the haters will shut up on Monday when we win.

00:19:56.000 There we go.

00:19:57.000 I was going to say a hater said.

00:20:00.000 Okay, that's enough.

00:20:02.000 But you know what I mean?

00:20:03.000 I don't want to become a prude like the left and say, I don't like that wife joke and I don't like the boo joke.

00:20:03.000 Yeah.

00:20:09.000 She's got a point.

00:20:09.000 She's a Bernie supporter.

00:20:11.000 She doesn't like that Hillary said he sucks.

00:20:14.000 And that woman's calling for unity, that's not very unifying to say your top guy sucks. 1.00

00:20:19.000 I guess I should still have this hat on.

00:20:20.000 That's not very unifying to say one of your top guys, your actual top guy sucks.

00:20:27.000 Hillary's going to be pissed no matter who wins. 1.00

00:20:29.000 Because if she sees a DNC win, she's going to go, fuck that boy.

00:20:32.000 It wasn't on me.

00:20:34.000 I'm way better than her.

00:20:36.000 Amy Klobuchar and Elizabeth Warren won.

00:20:39.000 Fuck!

00:20:40.000 Um...

00:20:45.000 But this PETA ad, A2, this also got banned.

00:20:56.000 It's so queer. 1.00

00:20:57.000 And stupid.

00:21:08.000 Like, bears don't kneel.

00:21:10.000 So they say, don't kill bears.

00:21:12.000 They're humans.

00:21:14.000 They're not.

00:21:15.000 You know what I mean?

00:21:16.000 Yeah.

00:21:16.000 Like, they put a top hat on a cow and say, why would you kill that rich guy?

00:21:21.000 It's not a rich guy.

00:21:22.000 It's just a cow with a top hat. 0.99

00:21:24.000 You're making it human so I'll care for it.

00:21:26.000 In other words, don't care for animals, care for humans.

00:21:30.000 And that kills a burger. 0.99

00:21:30.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:21:31.000 If you put a top hat and a monocle on a burger, it's like, hey, I'm a burger.

00:21:34.000 Yeah, let's do it for everything.

00:21:35.000 Are you preventing burger lights?

00:21:36.000 You anthropomorphicize a brick and say, stop sticking bricks in walls.

00:21:40.000 They're people.

00:21:41.000 Look, I put glasses on it.

00:21:43.000 Oh, at least the eagle's going to fly away.

00:21:43.000 Are you walking on the wall?

00:21:45.000 At least the eagle loves America.

00:21:47.000 No.

00:21:48.000 He's taking the knee.

00:21:50.000 So you know what's awesome about this?

00:21:53.000 The cannibalism of the left.

00:21:55.000 They, people got blacks. 1.00

00:21:57.000 No, go back to the Twitter.

00:21:59.000 Black people are pissed off because you're co-opting black pain. 1.00

00:22:05.000 Because that Neil was Colin Kaepernick protesting police violence.

00:22:09.000 By the way, Colin Kaepernick was co-opting it.

00:22:12.000 He's not black. 0.99

00:22:15.000 He was abandoned by his black parents and raised by whites. 0.99

00:22:18.000 The man is white.

00:22:19.000 The only thing black about him is his skin. 1.00

00:22:21.000 And I'm sorry, that's not enough.

00:22:23.000 That's why Kamala Harris failed to pretend she was black because she's half black. 1.00

00:22:27.000 And she grew up in Montreal.

00:22:28.000 Is the cup kneeling too?

00:22:31.000 But if you go down, there should be.

00:22:33.000 I'm sure Cap was thinking about justice for squirrels and trout when he took an E. Basically, the lesson with the left is don't do anything remotely black.

00:22:43.000 Remember, using memes was considered a digital blackface?

00:22:47.000 Cornrows, like Beyoncé can literally stitch white women's hair into her hair and then lecture you about the best shampoo for blondes. 1.00

00:22:56.000 But don't, just don't ever do anything black. 0.99

00:22:59.000 Nothing.

00:22:59.000 Don't even listen to reggae.

00:23:01.000 You're not allowed.

00:23:03.000 Meanwhile, Bob Marley and rap in general wouldn't exist if it wasn't for all the white fans. 0.92

00:23:09.000 It's clown world.

00:23:10.000 It's total, utter fucking clown world.

00:23:13.000 And it got me thinking about some of these rallies recently, like the one on Friday, which really became, I don't want to pay $2.75 for my train fare.

00:23:25.000 Train fare ain't fair.

00:23:28.000 I don't want to pay $4 for my beer.

00:23:30.000 I want beer to be free.

00:23:32.000 Am I going to go rioting in the streets?

00:23:35.000 I want to be able to touch Eva Mendez's bare dits.

00:23:39.000 That's my right.

00:23:41.000 So whatever you want is now your right.

00:23:43.000 And if you don't get it, vandalize.

00:23:45.000 So I was going over the past few rallies we've had since Trump was elected.

00:23:50.000 And I thought, well, that's got to be the stupidest one yet.

00:23:56.000 And then I thought a little bit more and I went, no, it's barely in the top 10.

00:24:02.000 There have been nine other stultifyingly retardified rallies about 2017 with the Woman's March. 0.99

00:24:14.000 Yeah, from the Woman's March right up until this Friday.

00:24:18.000 We have entered an era of the dumbest rallies imaginable because we're living in in curious times, mentally obese times.

00:24:27.000 And what happens when someone puts up a Facebook meme like, hey, female soccer players don't get paid enough because of sexism? 1.00

00:24:34.000 And you go, okay, it has nothing to do with the fact that no one wants to watch it.

00:24:38.000 It's sexism. 0.72

00:24:39.000 Same with the WNBA. 1.00

00:24:41.000 Sexism is the only reason they don't get paid tons of money. 1.00

00:24:45.000 People are scared of strong empowered women. 1.00

00:24:47.000 It has nothing to do with the fact that they're always falling and they suck and they're no fun to watch.

00:24:52.000 So you start a rumor, like, you know that free speech rally?

00:24:56.000 It's a hate rally.

00:24:56.000 Yeah, it seems kind of cool.

00:24:58.000 That's it.

00:24:58.000 Fuck it.

00:24:59.000 Where's my sign?

00:25:01.000 And thousands take to the streets based on a rumor.

00:25:06.000 I think all of these, I'm about to tell you the top 10.

00:25:10.000 I think all of them are based on a fucking made-up bullshit rumor that thousands agree with.

00:25:18.000 Anyway, let's have a look at the 10, no, Clown World's 10 Most Retarded Rallies. 0.82

00:25:26.000 Let's go.

00:25:27.000 Baila na kajé. 0.91

00:25:29.000 Lennoche baila na kajé.

00:25:32.000 Family, students, wage workers, people that are black and brown, people of color, working class communities.

00:25:40.000 Fuck the police.

00:25:42.000 Those are boobs, right? 0.99

00:25:45.000 There's six boobs, but there's really three boobs there. 1.00

00:25:48.000 Black women pretending to be dudes and saying, they're going to fuck shit up all day long. 1.00

00:25:53.000 Pay attention to our social media where I'm going to give away the little cake.

00:25:57.000 So I think there was about 16 arrests on Friday and Saturday for this thing.

00:26:02.000 FTP3, fuck the police three.

00:26:04.000 I guess there's been two other fuck the polices.

00:26:07.000 And the purpose of this wasn't clear.

00:26:11.000 They claim that black and brown people are being harassed on the subway.

00:26:14.000 I guess there's a disproportionate number of black and brown people taking the subway.

00:26:18.000 I guess rich white people take limousines. 0.75

00:26:20.000 I don't fucking know.

00:26:21.000 But yeah, if you're going to police turnstile jumpers and bums and drug dealers in New York City, you're going to end up with a lot of black and brown people of color.

00:26:32.000 So it's racist to police.

00:26:35.000 Oh, that's not really how it works, but okay.

00:26:41.000 They do this too with registering to vote.

00:26:44.000 That affects Hispanic people who are undocumented.

00:26:48.000 So it's actually anti-Mexican.

00:26:50.000 Okay.

00:26:51.000 You could say the same thing about driver's licenses.

00:26:53.000 A lot of undocumented workers don't have driver's licenses.

00:26:56.000 So when you insist on a driver's license, you're attacking the undocumented workers of America, which is pretty fucked up, dude.

00:27:05.000 So the rally goes and they're fuck the police.

00:27:09.000 You have those pictures there.

00:27:10.000 Fucking cops out of the subway.

00:27:12.000 No more cops.

00:27:14.000 And then I like this last picture.

00:27:16.000 Fuck your 275. 0.82

00:27:18.000 So it evolved into, you know what?

00:27:21.000 I don't want any fares at all.

00:27:24.000 Is that the stupidest rally you've ever heard of?

00:27:28.000 You know what cities have free subways?

00:27:33.000 None.

00:27:34.000 That's retarded. 1.00

00:27:36.000 It's already, the taxpayer is already paying about another $225.

00:27:40.000 It's about five bucks to ride the subway.

00:27:43.000 So we're already getting reamed with taxes.

00:27:46.000 But you want that to go down to zero?

00:27:47.000 Do you have any idea how many bums, stinking, disgusting crackheads will be fornicating? 1.00

00:27:54.000 No one's going to bring their kids to the subway.

00:27:55.000 It'll be like the Warriors come out and play, eh?

00:28:00.000 So we're watching this and we're thinking, this might be the stupidest rally since Trump, like in Trump's America, since Trump was elected, the most clown world rally in Trump's America.

00:28:14.000 But it's not.

00:28:15.000 It's only the 10th.

00:28:18.000 So I'm going to go through all 10.

00:28:20.000 And that was the least retarded rally we've had out of the 10 stupidest since Trump was elected. 0.98

00:28:28.000 Since the advent of clown world.

00:28:30.000 Clown World?

00:28:32.000 What's that from again?

00:28:34.000 With your clown band.

00:28:36.000 Oh, yeah.

00:28:37.000 Holy shit.

00:28:38.000 I just had a weird flashback.

00:28:40.000 Back when I was about 20, I was in Germany.

00:28:44.000 We were doing like this punk tour of squats or whatever.

00:28:47.000 And they said, so where are you from, Gavin?

00:28:50.000 And I said, oh, I'm from Canada.

00:28:52.000 And they go, ugh.

00:28:53.000 And I go, what's the problem?

00:28:54.000 And he goes, how are you doing in Canada with your clown bands and your Maxifruvis and your bare-naked ladies? 0.61

00:29:04.000 I thought it was a pretty good insult.

00:29:06.000 Well, here we are with our clown rallies, with our no subway fares.

00:29:11.000 So number 10, no subway fares.

00:29:14.000 Absolutely fucking ridiculous.

00:29:17.000 And I want to have, surely we're getting this state with AI where we can do computer simulations and just enter your data.

00:29:24.000 Okay, all subways are free.

00:29:26.000 What happens to taxes in New York City, which are already alarming, right?

00:29:32.000 Now let's see the subways.

00:29:34.000 And surely the computer simulation can show us the rats and the shit.

00:29:38.000 It would make San Francisco look like Zurich.

00:29:42.000 Number nine, no balls. 0.98

00:29:46.000 We don't want you doing that, Trump supporters.

00:29:49.000 So right after Trump was elected, we had a ball called the Deplorable.

00:29:54.000 Fun idea.

00:29:55.000 What are you doing, Ryan?

00:29:58.000 Are you ready?

00:29:59.000 Okay.

00:30:00.000 We had the Deplorable.

00:30:01.000 Now, in Washington, D.C., something like 3% voted for Trump.

00:30:06.000 So if you're a conservative lady, it's not easy to find a man. 1.00

00:30:09.000 So I was escorting about five women wearing gowns out to find a man and enjoy some music and a couple talks and celebrate that the president won.

00:30:20.000 500 fucking clowns showed up to protest that. 0.92

00:30:25.000 They were throwing batteries, feces.

00:30:28.000 If you look at one of the other links there, Project Veritas caught them gassing us.

00:30:35.000 They were going to release gas.

00:30:38.000 Violent far-right thugs.

00:30:40.000 Project Veritas exposes groups playing to violent disruptions and a chemical attack.

00:30:40.000 Oh, that was a different thing.

00:30:46.000 Like, I'd understand if it was a meeting of, like, this white nationalist survivalists who were loading their guns and planning how they're going to kill people.

00:30:54.000 Yeah, you want to sabotage that.

00:30:55.000 You don't want them to get their army ready for the race war. 0.92

00:30:58.000 This was a ball.

00:31:01.000 And they also published a hit list.

00:31:04.000 That's the other link.

00:31:06.000 They published a hit list of who's going to be there, pictures of them, so they can attack us.

00:31:11.000 Now, this brings us back to the original video, Ryan.

00:31:14.000 So I get there.

00:31:15.000 There's 500 people there trying to kill us.

00:31:18.000 Ready to murder us.

00:31:19.000 For what?

00:31:20.000 And then this asshole crosses right in front of me, right?

00:31:23.000 Turn up the volume.

00:31:31.000 He said, he crosses my path like to pick a fight.

00:31:34.000 And you pick a fight with when he has 500 people.

00:31:36.000 I've used the analogy a million times.

00:31:38.000 It's like a pack of wolves and one wolf comes and tries to nip at your heels.

00:31:41.000 You better get rid of that wolf or the pack is going to come.

00:31:44.000 So the pack was there trying to kill us.

00:31:47.000 I shoved that guy. 0.51

00:31:48.000 He said, you want to go?

00:31:48.000 I said, yeah, I want to fucking go.

00:31:50.000 I was really pissed off that they were disrupting a ball, a bunch of people hanging out.

00:31:55.000 No, not allowed.

00:31:57.000 So that was number nine.

00:32:01.000 Number eight, no Nazi rallies.

00:32:06.000 Okay, that sounds reasonable.

00:32:09.000 But it wasn't a Nazi rally.

00:32:10.000 Mike Cernovich had this thing called Night for Freedom a couple years ago.

00:32:16.000 And we had to announce it at the very 11th hour so Antifa wouldn't come and fuck it up.

00:32:23.000 Chelsea Manning.

00:32:23.000 What's her name?

00:32:26.000 Chelsea Manning showed up because Cassandra Fairbanks was friends With her, him, and Chelsea doxed the address.

00:32:35.000 Vic Berger got a hold of it and sent it out to all his followers.

00:32:38.000 So, Vic Berger was seminal in doxing the address.

00:32:41.000 Antifa shows up and they're fucking hysterical.

00:32:44.000 Again, this was as benign as a ball.

00:32:46.000 It was like a day luncheon, I'd call it.

00:32:49.000 There was food and wine and people doing speeches and comedy.

00:32:55.000 And they're outside screaming for our heads.

00:32:58.000 At one point, they're saying, we want Cernovich's kids.

00:33:01.000 Bring his kids down here.

00:33:02.000 Bring Gavin's kids down here.

00:33:03.000 Threatening my children and Mike Cernovich's baby.

00:33:06.000 She was a baby at the time.

00:33:08.000 So when we're leaving this insane protest, again, what are you protesting?

00:33:13.000 We're having a private party we all paid for and we all like Trump.

00:33:17.000 Why is that any of your fucking business?

00:33:21.000 Scroll down a bit.

00:33:24.000 No, scroll down more.

00:33:25.000 Not quite that part.

00:33:26.000 Like this guy.

00:33:27.000 This guy, Mark Bray, right, who wrote the anti-fascist handbook, he had a whole book tour.

00:33:33.000 No one went, no patriots or Proud Boys or anyone went to fuck up his shit, as they say.

00:33:39.000 But these guys were hysterically fucking with us.

00:33:41.000 Now go back up to the video.

00:33:45.000 This is only number nine.

00:33:46.000 Turn it up.

00:33:47.000 Look at their rage.

00:33:50.000 Oh, there's David Campbell.

00:33:51.000 Just pause.

00:33:53.000 This clown is in Rikers right now, and I've talked to people who are in there who are making his life a living fucking hell.

00:34:00.000 He's the only white guy in a room of about 170 dudes, all black, and he's been... 0.93

00:34:11.000 So he's getting extorted, I assume.

00:34:14.000 He's going to have to pay rent for his bed, and he'll have to pay off people to not have the shit beaten out of me.

00:34:19.000 He's going to have a very shitty year in Rikers.

00:34:22.000 David Campbell.

00:34:23.000 So anyway, I think if you scroll forward, you'll see more people freaking out.

00:34:28.000 Yeah, they get really mad.

00:34:29.000 I think John Levine was filming, and they want to kill him for it.

00:34:37.000 Stop fucking filming!

00:34:40.000 So we can't document you freaking out at us for having a luncheon?

00:34:45.000 I'm not doing anything.

00:34:47.000 I'm just recording.

00:34:49.000 Please don't become violent.

00:34:55.000 Stay away from him, alright?

00:34:56.000 Stay away from him walking down the street.

00:35:00.000 Anyway, you know the story by now, right?

00:35:02.000 The guy we just saw on the ground, David Campbell, attacked this old Jewish guy.

00:35:06.000 I wish I could find this Jewish guy and get him to sue David Campbell. 0.99

00:35:09.000 But anyway, I remember that guy.

00:35:11.000 And the police were saying, all right, call an Uber or get a taxi, and we'll escort you to that.

00:35:15.000 And then you drive away.

00:35:17.000 And we'll make sure no one attacks the car.

00:35:18.000 And I did as I was told.

00:35:20.000 But the old Jewish guy goes, no, fuck that.

00:35:22.000 I'm not a Nazi.

00:35:24.000 I'm not doing anything wrong.

00:35:25.000 This is New York City.

00:35:25.000 This is America.

00:35:26.000 I was born and raised here.

00:35:27.000 I'm walking down the street.

00:35:28.000 Fuck off.

00:35:29.000 The cops went, okay.

00:35:30.000 So he's walking.

00:35:31.000 He makes it maybe 20 feet before that clown jumps on him, punches him.

00:35:37.000 He falls to the ground.

00:35:38.000 Then David jumps on him and strangles him until he goes into cardiac arrest.

00:35:42.000 Then the cops grab him.

00:35:43.000 He starts fighting the cops.

00:35:44.000 Puts a cop in a headlock.

00:35:46.000 He gets a year for that, for almost murdering a man.

00:35:48.000 The guy lived.

00:35:49.000 He's taken away to the hospital and they brought him.

00:35:51.000 They resuscitated him.

00:35:53.000 He gets 12 months in Rikers.

00:35:55.000 Max and John get four years.

00:35:57.000 Anyway, that was fucking ridiculous.

00:35:59.000 Oh, sorry, that was number eight.

00:36:01.000 Number seven, the protest was no USA at all.

00:36:06.000 And this is when these absolute fucking retarded clowns went to Tucker Carlson's house. 1.00

00:36:15.000 This is the man in charge of the borders of America.

00:36:19.000 And demanded no borders, no walls, no USA at all.

00:36:25.000 That's what they chanted.

00:36:26.000 No walls!

00:36:27.000 No USA at all! 1.00

00:36:31.000 So you'll be happy to hear that when Tucker heard that, he immediately called the president, who stopped building the wall, and America completely dissolved its Canadian border and its Mexican border.

00:36:43.000 And because these guys got to the heart of the problem, there are no borders, no walls.

00:36:49.000 This goes back to the subway thing.

00:36:51.000 Okay, tell me how this works out.

00:36:53.000 There's no walls at all.

00:36:54.000 So no borders.

00:36:55.000 There's no USA. 0.98

00:36:57.000 So everywhere else has a country.

00:37:00.000 But in this country, you can just walk in.

00:37:02.000 You don't need a passport.

00:37:03.000 You can stay here for as long as you want.

00:37:04.000 I guess you still get welfare.

00:37:06.000 You can still get the benefits.

00:37:07.000 What about the people who want borders and want a country?

00:37:11.000 Like in the Falklands War, they said, oh, Margaret Thatcher should have just given the Falklands to Argentina.

00:37:17.000 And people said, but the people in the Falklands are British.

00:37:20.000 They don't want to be given away.

00:37:22.000 So why do you have the right to give away all of these Americans to anarchy? 0.62

00:37:28.000 Their ancestors fought hard for the opposite of that.

00:37:31.000 Now you just sort of, it's fascism, basically.

00:37:34.000 You force them not to have a country.

00:37:37.000 So it's an idiotic notion to have no borders, no wall, no USA at all.

00:37:41.000 But to go to Tucker Carlson's house to achieve that dream is a whole other level of retardation. 1.00

00:37:51.000 Number six, no Jews replacing us. 1.00

00:37:55.000 This is where I put on my Miles hat.

00:37:59.000 What the fuck were you thinking?

00:38:01.000 Getting a bunch of tiki torches and walking up and down the street saying Jews will not replace us.

00:38:07.000 I can understand someone saying that there's disenfranchised young white men in the world and in America, and it's stupid the way they're always crapping on white people.

00:38:16.000 And I see articles that say, oh, we have to stop breeding.

00:38:20.000 It's bad for the environment.

00:38:21.000 And then also, whoa, we need more immigrants because we need to replace our dying population. 1.00

00:38:25.000 There's patterns there that you can talk about.

00:38:28.000 But to dive right into it's Jews' fault and they're trying to replace us. 1.00

00:38:33.000 Like fucking slow it down.

00:38:34.000 What are your first dates like?

00:38:36.000 Do you show up nude with an erection and start humping your armpit going, oh, me fucky?

00:38:41.000 Like all you have to do is have a rally that says it's okay to be white or something.

00:38:46.000 You don't have to fucking attack Jews and have tiki torches.

00:38:49.000 So what do you think is going to happen?

00:38:51.000 Antifa's going to show up. 0.99

00:38:52.000 Heather Heyer is going to get killed. 1.00

00:38:54.000 Some nut is going to get spooked in a car by armed Antifa.

00:38:57.000 Drive into her.

00:38:58.000 Now they have a martyr.

00:38:59.000 Now they Can say, Heather Heyer died. 0.90

00:39:03.000 White supremacists kill people.

00:39:04.000 Antifa doesn't kill people.

00:39:06.000 By the way, I'm going to do another video where I show you that Antifa is actually responsible for 16 deaths, not zero.

00:39:14.000 But yeah, what an absolute stupid fuck-up of a rally.

00:39:17.000 And you lied at the beginning, and you said it was about statues.

00:39:21.000 So people showed up, good people on both sides, showed up for a statue rally, and you turned it into a fuck the Jews rally. 0.98

00:39:29.000 Smart.

00:39:29.000 Nice going.

00:39:32.000 The fifth most stupid rally, this is really, now it starts to get heated.

00:39:40.000 Now things start to get intense.

00:39:42.000 No celebrating of mass shootings of Jews.

00:39:45.000 So if you scroll down here, not too far.

00:39:48.000 I didn't know I sent you that link.

00:39:49.000 I'm sent you this link for this.

00:39:51.000 Click on that.

00:39:52.000 That's all we need out of that.

00:39:54.000 Malcolm Harris.

00:39:56.000 So this guy says, one week after the synagogue shooting, Proud Boys are going to celebrate it.

00:40:03.000 What does this say?

00:40:05.000 Another white supremacist.

00:40:06.000 So it's just a given that they're a white supremacist group, Proud Boys, are coming to a rally in Philadelphia right outside the National Museum of American Jewish History.

00:40:15.000 So I think that's like here or something.

00:40:18.000 The rally was down here by the Liberty Bell.

00:40:21.000 And yes, of course it's close to that.

00:40:23.000 In Philly, all the big fancy important museum buildings, meeting places are all in that square.

00:40:28.000 But it was like a quarter mile from the Jewish Museum.

00:40:31.000 It was a boomer rally.

00:40:32.000 We the people, I think the Facebook link is in there, Ryan.

00:40:35.000 And it's just a bunch of people, patriots who love America and love the flag.

00:40:40.000 They get there, they dress up like Ben Franklin and stuff, and they've got the bell, and they talk about the Constitution and the First Amendment, the Second Amendment.

00:40:46.000 Zero to do with Jews or Judaism. 0.86

00:40:50.000 But because there was a synagogue shooting, the story became Proud Boys are having a rally, and they got permission from the city for some reason to celebrate the synagogue shooting in front of the Jewish Museum.

00:41:06.000 And even the Jewish Museum tweeted out that day, they're like, we're open.

00:41:11.000 Obviously, despite this huge rally that's going to celebrate our demise, what the fuck?

00:41:17.000 Would a Nazi in 1943 celebrate a synagogue shooting? 0.60

00:41:21.000 I think the other Nazis would say, that was pretty fucked up what we did there with that synagogue.

00:41:25.000 Let's not talk about it ever again.

00:41:27.000 But no, we're having a rally.

00:41:29.000 So this got stupider and stupider.

00:41:32.000 There were some Marines in town on their day off.

00:41:36.000 I like this.

00:41:36.000 I like the never-ending circle because it's like crazy.

00:41:40.000 Oh.

00:41:41.000 So these guys show up.

00:41:42.000 They see these two Marines.

00:41:44.000 They go, you must be the Proud Boys that are here to celebrate the synagogue shooting in front of the Jewish Museum.

00:41:51.000 Again, the mayor gave a permit for that?

00:41:54.000 That's a pretty sadistic mayor.

00:41:56.000 So they start attacking these two Marines.

00:42:03.000 And they're going, what are you talking about?

00:42:04.000 You're Nazis.

00:42:05.000 I'm Hispanic.

00:42:07.000 He's from Guatemala or something.

00:42:08.000 They go, fuck you.

00:42:09.000 They immediately turn on a dime.

00:42:10.000 They turn around and they go, fuck you, wetbacks, you fucking spics. 1.00

00:42:16.000 And they attack the Marines.

00:42:17.000 And those two Antifa you saw at the beginning, they were arrested for this.

00:42:21.000 They're about to, I think they are about to be sentenced.

00:42:24.000 Those two fucking idiot Antifa clowns.

00:42:27.000 So that's why the truth is relevant.

00:42:30.000 Because when you let these retarded stories get out of control, people start fighting back. 1.00

00:42:36.000 Oh, cops are killing black people? 0.58

00:42:38.000 All right, well, I better kill cops.

00:42:39.000 I didn't know they were hunting blacks for sport.

00:42:42.000 That's fucked up.

00:42:43.000 I don't want them doing that.

00:42:46.000 Oh, and it got crazier, too.

00:42:48.000 The guy who organized the We the People rally, that night, he had his home vandalized.

00:42:54.000 They threw a brick through his window and wrote Nazi on his house.

00:42:58.000 The brick just missed his girlfriend, who was in his living room. 0.96

00:43:02.000 Again, actually, I even had this chick call, the Jewish friend of ours call my wife and go, what's going on? 0.92

00:43:10.000 Is this true?

00:43:11.000 And I explained to my wife to explain to her what I just said to you.

00:43:14.000 And then her friend goes, this is just so fucking irritating.

00:43:17.000 Her friend goes, okay, thanks.

00:43:19.000 I feel a lot safer now.

00:43:21.000 So the next stop was your house on this genocidal siege of New York.

00:43:26.000 She lives in L.A., by the way.

00:43:27.000 So we have to cover the entire continent, eradicating people we dislike until we get to your door.

00:43:35.000 So that one was a doozy.

00:43:37.000 Number four, the fourth stupidest rally in the age of Trump.

00:43:42.000 No celebrating the murder of black teens.

00:43:44.000 You'll notice Proud Boys come up a lot in this, and that's because the left is desperate for a Nazi narrative.

00:43:48.000 Proud boys are active doing stuff, and they're the most well-known patriots.

00:43:53.000 So they just say, yeah, those guys.

00:43:56.000 So a story here was in Orlando, but a couple years ago, I can't remember now.

00:44:02.000 Does it say there what year this was?

00:44:05.000 2018.

00:44:06.000 Video shows white supremacists.

00:44:06.000 So last year.

00:44:08.000 Okay, that's too far ahead.

00:44:10.000 So there's this black teen at a bus stop, black girl, and she starts getting in an altercation with some mentally damaged career criminal who just got out of jail.

00:44:20.000 And I guess he's coming from a culture where anyone fucks with you, you fucking fuck with them back or you're dead.

00:44:26.000 Right?

00:44:26.000 He's like a rabid dog.

00:44:27.000 And so she's fucking with him and he stabs her, kills her.

00:44:31.000 The story becomes a proud boy was just out walking around Orlando and just stabbed a black teen.

00:44:37.000 Fucking fuck you, bitch. 1.00

00:44:41.000 Which actually does happen in Southern California with the MS-13 and these Mexican gangs.

00:44:45.000 They shot a little 13-year-old black girl riding her skateboard because they don't want blacks in their neighborhood.

00:44:50.000 They want South Central LA to become completely Hispanic.

00:44:52.000 So they murdered Blacks for Sport, but that's not in the news.

00:44:55.000 They'd rather just pin it on someone who wasn't there.

00:44:58.000 So, okay, so this is the guy they finally got, right?

00:45:03.000 Zero to do with Proud Boys.

00:45:05.000 Absolute mental patient.

00:45:06.000 But the story becomes, and this story is hard to find now because it's been deleted from Twitter.

00:45:11.000 The story becomes, Proud Boy stabs her, right?

00:45:14.000 Everyone loves it.

00:45:15.000 All the other Proud Boys had a great time.

00:45:17.000 An alleged member of the Proud Boys, an alt-right group, was, oh no, that's different.

00:45:21.000 Sorry.

00:45:22.000 So the story becomes, the Proud Boys are so happy about the stabbing, they're going to go to a bar and celebrate.

00:45:29.000 So the rally Becomes, no, don't do that.

00:45:32.000 We don't advocate you celebrating the murder of a black teen.

00:45:37.000 So they go to this bar where obviously no such thing was even almost occurring.

00:45:43.000 Not in a billion years was something like that ever going to fucking happen.

00:45:46.000 But they go there, hey, we're here for you celebrating the murder of Niall Wilson.

00:45:50.000 We don't want it to happen.

00:45:51.000 And no one's there.

00:45:52.000 But they eventually see some guy wearing a USA shirt.

00:45:55.000 They go, that's a Nazi, right?

00:45:56.000 He's a proud boy.

00:45:57.000 So they beat the living shit out of him.

00:45:59.000 What does the headline say?

00:45:59.000 Look at this.

00:46:01.000 Man accused of being Proud Boy member attacked at Oakland.

00:46:04.000 So they just randomly beat the shit out of this guy.

00:46:08.000 There's my name.

00:46:09.000 What does he say?

00:46:10.000 An alleged member of the white supremacist group, the Proud Boys, caught slipping during the rally in Oakland yesterday.

00:46:16.000 So they beat the living.

00:46:18.000 Can you hear the audio?

00:46:19.000 Like, fuck you.

00:46:19.000 Fuck you.

00:46:32.000 You got him.

00:46:34.000 Nice work.

00:46:37.000 You's a bitch. 1.00

00:46:38.000 So the latest version of it is...

00:46:43.000 We were having a vigil for Nia Wilson, and then Proud Boys showed up to wreck it.

00:46:48.000 Who wrecks vigils of an innocent young girl? 1.00

00:46:52.000 That's fucking gay. 1.00

00:46:53.000 I'm going to go mess with everyone at the Candelate Vigil for a dead girl.

00:46:57.000 Because that's kind of...

00:47:01.000 What cartoon are you living in?

00:47:03.000 Were you think that's going to happen?

00:47:04.000 And then that's Sean King's angle, too.

00:47:07.000 It's funny, too, because he says, I don't know if it's in this link.

00:47:10.000 It might be down a bit.

00:47:11.000 Sean King.

00:47:12.000 See if you can see Sean King.

00:47:14.000 They're protesting that Proud Boys murdered black teens.

00:47:19.000 What?

00:47:23.000 But I think there's a Sean King link in one of these where he's like, this is so fucking insane.

00:47:28.000 I can't believe we're here.

00:47:30.000 No, in one of the links I gave you, white supremacist Proud Boys show up to disrupt Niall Wilson's.

00:47:37.000 There it is.

00:47:38.000 What did he say?

00:47:38.000 The utter depravity of white supremacist proud boys and Trump supporters showing up to disrupt Niall Wilson's vigil.

00:47:46.000 Like, when you hear something that insane, you should go, well, that's pretty nuts.

00:47:52.000 Yo, I didn't even get up for this.

00:47:53.000 I hope you're doing well.

00:47:58.000 I wrote about this.

00:47:59.000 I talked about it on Tom Joyner this morning, and I wrote about it on my Facebook page as well.

00:48:05.000 I don't know if you saw this, but I think very few things are...

00:48:13.000 When he's sleepwalking, does he speak in his normal accent?

00:48:17.000 Like, what if he got really sick and he was in a coma and then he started talking?

00:48:21.000 He'd be like, hey, guys, yeah.

00:48:23.000 Oh, my God.

00:48:24.000 I see colors.

00:48:25.000 I see pink and purple.

00:48:27.000 I can't even tell if I'm conscious or not.

00:48:29.000 Yoshan, you mad conscious, but you speaking like a white dude.

00:48:34.000 Oh, for real?

00:48:35.000 Oh, word.

00:48:36.000 That's bugged out, right?

00:48:39.000 Go ahead.

00:48:40.000 Go ahead, common.

00:48:42.000 Better indicator of how completely gross and depraved and heartless white supremacists are.

00:48:57.000 We knew that about them, but I want to unpack something that they unpack it.

00:49:03.000 As you probably know, 18-year-old Nia Wilson was stabbed to death and killed in Oakland on the train on Sunday evening.

00:49:18.000 And she was actually leaving, of all places, was leaving a memorial service for her boyfriend who had drowned.

00:49:27.000 And this was a service they were having in honor of died and a drowning.

00:49:33.000 They were leaving that memorial and were on the train.

00:49:40.000 Just pause for a second.

00:49:42.000 Like, where's his instincts?

00:49:44.000 You know, why aren't you skeptical?

00:49:46.000 If I heard, hey, did you hear a bunch of guys were running through town raping babies?

00:49:50.000 They rape like seven babies. 1.00

00:49:51.000 I'd go, wait, what?

00:49:54.000 I'm dubious.

00:49:56.000 That doesn't make any sense.

00:49:57.000 I'm going to look into that because I don't believe you.

00:50:01.000 That story sounds too crazy.

00:50:02.000 But with these guys, with the racial alarmists, they hear that and they want it to be true. 1.00

00:50:10.000 I cannot stress that enough.

00:50:12.000 They want it to be true.

00:50:15.000 So when they hear this, they're like, yo, I told you that they were depraved.

00:50:21.000 I told you they were completely gross.

00:50:24.000 See if he gets it.

00:50:25.000 Without any confrontational argument, he has no idea if that's true.

00:50:30.000 Slashes her throat and kills her.

00:50:33.000 Stabs her sister repeatedly and then walks away. 1.00

00:50:36.000 Can you not sit up for this?

00:50:38.000 There's a vigil in Oakland.

00:50:41.000 What's he lying on a pillowcase?

00:50:43.000 Thousands of people showed up and they're grieving, like including Neil.

00:50:51.000 This is all true so far.

00:50:52.000 They're there and they're grieving.

00:50:55.000 Yes.

00:50:56.000 Well, actually, no.

00:50:57.000 They weren't there necessarily to grieve.

00:51:00.000 They were there to prevent a celebration of her murder.

00:51:04.000 I mean, she is a high school senior, was just slashed to death.

00:51:04.000 Sure.

00:51:10.000 I tried to get him on our show, by the way.

00:51:12.000 White supremacist in Trump hats calling themselves Proud Boys.

00:51:19.000 It's a new white supremacist.

00:51:22.000 It's like the new KKK. 0.86

00:51:24.000 They just put on nicer shirts, but it's just the KKK in a different form.

00:51:29.000 Thanks for the shirt shout-out.

00:51:31.000 With Trump hats, show up to disrupt the vigil.

00:51:36.000 Do you want to see a photo of this?

00:51:36.000 What?

00:51:39.000 Interrupt people grieving.

00:51:44.000 What is this?

00:51:45.000 Is this a Twitter video?

00:51:47.000 Periscope.

00:51:49.000 What are people saying?

00:51:50.000 Keep up the good work, fam.

00:51:52.000 Peace, Sean.

00:51:54.000 Thank you for doing God's work, my good sir.

00:51:56.000 Stay blessed.

00:51:57.000 You're an angel, bro.

00:52:00.000 I don't think you will find a single moment in all of American history where hours after a white person was killed, black people show up.

00:52:14.000 In other words, it's an absurd notion, Sean, and probably didn't happen.

00:52:19.000 All right, that's enough of that.

00:52:20.000 I'd never seen that before.

00:52:21.000 That is fucking intense, Clown World.

00:52:26.000 So that was for no celebrating the murder of black teens.

00:52:28.000 Number three, no hate.

00:52:31.000 The guy who invented email, what's his name?

00:52:35.000 Shiva Ayudaris.

00:52:37.000 I always fuck up his name and I apologize.

00:52:40.000 Dr. Shiva, we call him.

00:52:41.000 He invented email.

00:52:42.000 Great guy.

00:52:45.000 Very pro-free speech guy.

00:52:47.000 And here is a rally he has.

00:52:48.000 This turned out there was some Proud Boys were there, some Patriots were there, but it was basically like Black Lives Do Matter.

00:52:54.000 He was running for Senate.

00:52:55.000 Brown guy running for Senate, having people do a talk.

00:52:59.000 Looks like there's about 14, 15 people there, all pro-free speech.

00:53:03.000 That's it.

00:53:04.000 That's all.

00:53:05.000 Guess what that becomes in the media?

00:53:08.000 In this massive vacuum that needs hate, it's like a hate black hole, and it needs hate to survive, but there just isn't enough.

00:53:19.000 Because they need a very specific kind of hate.

00:53:21.000 Jihadists who hate Islam and the non-believers?

00:53:25.000 Yeah.

00:53:26.000 Blacks, black Hebrew Israelites that want to kill Jews? 0.98

00:53:29.000 Yeah.

00:53:30.000 Mexicans who shoot black people for sport in South Central LA?

00:53:34.000 No.

00:53:35.000 What kind of hate do you need?

00:53:36.000 I need white supremacists. 0.78

00:53:38.000 What about prowboys?

00:53:39.000 Oh, they're multiracial. 0.96

00:53:40.000 You can't really do that.

00:53:41.000 I'm just doing it anyway.

00:53:43.000 Okay.

00:53:43.000 Is there any rallies coming up?

00:53:45.000 I think they're doing something with that brown dude, Dr. Shiva, Indian guy.

00:53:49.000 All right, that's a hate rally.

00:53:50.000 No, it's not.

00:53:51.000 No, it's like a free speech thing.

00:53:53.000 He's running for Senate and he's promoting free speech.

00:53:55.000 No, it's a hate rally.

00:53:57.000 It's a hate rally.

00:53:59.000 That's my imitation of the girl with Rushmore when Bill Murray says, what are you painting there?

00:54:04.000 And she goes, it's a jellyfish.

00:54:07.000 It's a hate rally.

00:54:08.000 So thousands of people show up in Boston to protest against hate speech.

00:54:17.000 What?

00:54:18.000 Organizers of the rally in Boston have denounced the white supremacist message.

00:54:22.000 What?

00:54:22.000 Shiva had a white supremacist message?

00:54:26.000 And the violence of Charlottesville.

00:54:28.000 So now Shiva's rally is to celebrate the death of Heather Heyer, just like that We the People rally was to celebrate a synagogue shooting.

00:54:36.000 Do you see the kind of fucking clown world shit that is going on here?

00:54:41.000 It's mental.

00:54:42.000 It's literally insane.

00:54:45.000 I mean, if an insane, if you talk to someone and they said any of the shit I've been saying here, you go, oh shit, this person's insane.

00:54:52.000 You'd be worried.

00:54:53.000 You'd be worried about your own safety.

00:54:54.000 You'd go like, okay, cool.

00:54:56.000 Oh, it's a hate rally.

00:54:57.000 Okay.

00:54:58.000 I got to feed my meter on my car.

00:55:00.000 I'll probably be back sooner or maybe not at all.

00:55:03.000 You get the fuck out of there.

00:55:06.000 Brown guys having a free speech rally.

00:55:08.000 10,000 morons.

00:55:11.000 10,000 idiots say hate has no home here.

00:55:14.000 Boston will not tolerate hate.

00:55:16.000 What does this one say?

00:55:17.000 Thanks, Soros?

00:55:19.000 Oh, it's in Spanish.

00:55:24.000 He's an immigrant.

00:55:26.000 And now it's all about anti-immigration?

00:55:30.000 So that one was fucking tarded. 0.99

00:55:34.000 The second most retarded rally in Trump's America was the woman's march. 1.00

00:55:40.000 Now they're all fucking stupid.

00:55:45.000 Hey, Billy Bush.

00:55:47.000 Fucking, it's amazing, beautiful women attracted to power and fame. 1.00

00:55:51.000 Like, they're all over you.

00:55:52.000 And fucking do Coke with them, whatever you want.

00:55:54.000 They let you grab their pussy. 1.00

00:55:57.000 You just said that you should grab every woman's pussy in the world. 1.00

00:56:00.000 And now that you're president, you're going to make pussy grabbing a law. 1.00

00:56:04.000 Wow.

00:56:06.000 You're sexist.

00:56:07.000 And now sexism is going to become law in America. 0.51

00:56:12.000 What?

00:56:13.000 Huh?

00:56:15.000 So thousands gather in Washington after Trump is elected to tell us that you can't grab my vagina. 1.00

00:56:25.000 Done.

00:56:26.000 We're on the same page on that one.

00:56:28.000 No need to announce it.

00:56:30.000 Respect existence.

00:56:32.000 Done.

00:56:33.000 Trump doesn't respect existence?

00:56:36.000 What?

00:56:38.000 Keep going.

00:56:41.000 Nasty women make her story. 1.00

00:56:43.000 What are you talking?

00:56:44.000 What's that got to do with Trump or anything?

00:56:47.000 Glass ceilings are meant to be broken.

00:56:49.000 So Trump is pro-glass ceiling and you're saying no?

00:56:52.000 Like you've just, you're protesting something that doesn't exist.

00:56:56.000 And it's based on a fucking pussy joke. 1.00

00:57:00.000 Your laws will destroy the dreams of millions.

00:57:04.000 What laws?

00:57:06.000 What are you talking about?

00:57:07.000 Are they talking about overturning Roe v.

00:57:09.000 Wade?

00:57:10.000 Is that what Trump's going to do?

00:57:11.000 Can you maybe wait to get to that before you start freaking out about it?

00:57:16.000 Did he run on a I'm going to abolish abortion platform?

00:57:20.000 Trust women.

00:57:21.000 Done.

00:57:23.000 My neck, my pussy, my back, my pussy will grab back. 1.00

00:57:27.000 What does that mean?

00:57:28.000 It's like a horse mouth.

00:57:29.000 And if I go to snatch her cooch, it'll bite my fingers off? 0.88

00:57:34.000 Like, they're there protesting the notion of people grabbing their vaginas randomly on the street.

00:57:41.000 They're saying, I don't want that.

00:57:43.000 Yeah, it's illegal.

00:57:44.000 It's called assault.

00:57:45.000 You can't grab my penis either. 0.99

00:57:48.000 Congratulations, thousands of women. 1.00

00:57:50.000 You made your point.

00:57:51.000 It's the same as the hate has no home here signs.

00:57:53.000 I don't like hate in my house.

00:57:54.000 There's no clan rallies in my house.

00:57:56.000 Okay.

00:57:57.000 Good to know.

00:57:59.000 Rights make might. 0.95

00:58:00.000 Yeah.

00:58:00.000 That's why you have the most in America.

00:58:03.000 Girl power. 0.99

00:58:04.000 Yay.

00:58:05.000 We're the spice girls.

00:58:06.000 We're the fat spice girls, and we like spice on our fucking gigantic burritos. 1.00

00:58:13.000 Gun violence, what now?

00:58:15.000 Like they just cram everything in.

00:58:17.000 That, I felt embarrassed for women when I saw that rally. 0.88

00:58:22.000 And there's another one coming up.

00:58:23.000 It's now a regular thing, where women go to DC in the freest country in the world to Protest sexism.

00:58:32.000 What sexism? 0.99

00:58:33.000 The wage gap?

00:58:34.000 There is no fucking wage gap.

00:58:35.000 You want to talk about a wage gap?

00:58:37.000 Young women make more money than young men. 0.89

00:58:39.000 They only stop making more money than men when they choose to focus on the family because that's natural and good. 0.90

00:58:48.000 It's not a scourge, doesn't have to be stopped.

00:58:51.000 Babies are not venereal warts.

00:58:53.000 They're not an STD.

00:58:55.000 But one of my favorite parts, by the way, within the stupidity of this fucking rally, which is now plural, I should say these rallies, I shall not change my course because those who assume to be better than I desire it.

00:59:09.000 What?

00:59:11.000 Okay, so you're going to stay on course where you're going to continue taking your classes?

00:59:15.000 All right, I guess I lost because I wanted to stop you.

00:59:19.000 But within this, they would have, this is my second link, or they would wear hijabs. 0.98

00:59:28.000 While protesting sexism, they put on American hijabs, which in Iran, feminist, real bona fide feminists are protesting the hijab. 0.94

00:59:38.000 They fucking hate it.

00:59:39.000 They put it on a stick and wear it, and they can get caned for that, beaten for that.

00:59:43.000 If you think it's such a great thing, why don't you ask a Muslim woman to not wear it? 1.00

00:59:47.000 See how that goes for her. 1.00

00:59:48.000 But go back to that other picture.

00:59:50.000 This is my favorite part of that.

00:59:52.000 There's a dude.

00:59:56.000 There's a dude at a You Can't Grab My Pussy march wearing a fucking hijab to show solidarity with Islam. 0.99

01:00:08.000 I mean, we're in a thing and a thing and a thing now.

01:00:10.000 It's so meta.

01:00:11.000 And we can even go one more thing.

01:00:13.000 I believe this is offensive to Muslims. 0.73

01:00:15.000 I don't think Muslims want to see non-Muslims wearing hijabs. 1.00

01:00:19.000 And I know they don't want to see men wearing women's head coverings. 0.71

01:00:24.000 The whole point of the head covering is you don't want to appear too sexually attractive.

01:00:28.000 So you're hiding your femininity so as not to get men thinking about sex. 0.98

01:00:33.000 So that guy wearing it is like, I know you want to get with me, but it's not happening.

01:00:38.000 Get your mind.

01:00:39.000 Hey, eyes up here, dude.

01:00:41.000 Get your mind out of the gutter.

01:00:42.000 I'm not fucking you.

01:00:46.000 And we're up to number one, the most retarded rally since Trump was elected four years ago. 1.00

01:00:56.000 And it is the No More Dance Ban, where an idiotic Jewish homosexual who goes by the name Work for Peace, which is successful? 1.00

01:01:09.000 There he is.

01:01:11.000 Just pause, pause, pause.

01:01:12.000 So W-E-R-K, there is his pun, Work for Peace.

01:01:17.000 And after the, whoops, after the Trump, sorry, after the Pulse nightclub shooting, which killed, what, 80 people?

01:01:26.000 Or maybe shot 80 and 40 died?

01:01:27.000 I forget how many deaths there were.

01:01:29.000 Can you look that up?

01:01:30.000 Maybe on your phone or some shit?

01:01:33.000 After that, he was devastated.

01:01:35.000 He was shocked, as we all were.

01:01:38.000 And he knew this guy was a homophobe.

01:01:41.000 He knew he was a Muslim.

01:01:42.000 49 dead.

01:01:44.000 And so his hatred goes towards white conservatives.

01:01:50.000 Wait, what?

01:01:52.000 He decides he's going to start twerking all over America in order to show people that homophobia doesn't pass and you can't stop us from dancing.

01:02:03.000 We don't want to stop you from dancing.

01:02:05.000 Radical jihadists do. 0.76

01:02:07.000 Why aren't you working for peace outside a mosque, outside a synagogue, in Dearborn, Michigan, at the Freedom Tower, somewhere where the gesture makes some sense.

01:02:18.000 But to go to Mike Pence's house, like Mike Pence has a problem with dancing?

01:02:25.000 But listen to his dialogue here.

01:02:27.000 She wasn't at home tonight?

01:02:29.000 We had hundreds of people come out to assert our bodies and claim space and state that we are here.

01:02:35.000 We are queen.

01:02:36.000 What the fuck does that mean?

01:02:38.000 Assert our bodies to Mike Pence.

01:02:41.000 This is all based on the rumor that Mike Pence wants gays to be electrocuted because he was asking questions about medicine and they said, should a state have the right to do whatever they want with their money?

01:02:51.000 He goes, yeah, state's rights.

01:02:52.000 Whatever you want.

01:02:52.000 Here's your money.

01:02:53.000 Then you spend on any health you want.

01:02:54.000 What about like AIDS guys, you know, gays who have so much sex, they get AIDS and they're just sluts. 1.00

01:03:00.000 What about counseling for them?

01:03:01.000 I don't fucking care.

01:03:02.000 Yeah, go nuts.

01:03:03.000 What about if that includes electroshock therapy?

01:03:05.000 And they think that might help them, you know, stop being such perverts.

01:03:10.000 Sure, yeah.

01:03:11.000 It's up to the state.

01:03:12.000 Oh, so you want gays to be electrocuted because you hate them.

01:03:15.000 We're going to go twerk outside your house.

01:03:18.000 What?

01:03:19.000 What's that?

01:03:20.000 Why?

01:03:21.000 Well, because of homophobia like that and the pulse shooting.

01:03:24.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:03:26.000 Those two are not related.

01:03:27.000 The pulse shooting was not random homophobia, you fucking boob. 0.70

01:03:32.000 It was a jihadist who hates you because you're gay and hates you because you're Jewish.

01:03:38.000 Let me see the rest of that interview.

01:03:41.000 We want to show them that white males can't stop us. 0.66

01:03:46.000 You know, like the white male who shot up the Pulse nightclub.

01:03:50.000 Go ahead.

01:03:51.000 It's frozed.

01:03:53.000 Here, we are queer and we will dance.

01:03:55.000 It was very powerful and positive.

01:03:58.000 And just like a lot of love and a lot of music.

01:04:01.000 Because we hate love.

01:04:02.000 And just to say we're not going to go back.

01:04:05.000 We're young, gay.

01:04:06.000 Go back where?

01:04:07.000 To Gayfrica?

01:04:10.000 Where do we want them to go back to?

01:04:11.000 The womb?

01:04:12.000 Crawl back in your mother's vagina and come out a straight dude. 1.00

01:04:15.000 We've had enough of you.

01:04:16.000 So it's been an incredible time.

01:04:19.000 What's this?

01:04:20.000 Yeah, that's just more on it.

01:04:21.000 More on it.

01:04:22.000 Moronic.

01:04:24.000 It has been an incredible term for Trump.

01:04:26.000 He's not running America.

01:04:28.000 He's running Clown World.

01:04:30.000 And if you want to see how clowny this clown world is, check out the past few fucking retarded rallies. 1.00

01:04:38.000 Thank you.

01:04:55.000 Señorita.

01:04:56.000 Thank you.

01:04:57.000 Look at her for a second.

01:04:58.000 Yeah.

01:05:00.000 Men like butts. 1.00

01:05:01.000 I'm a butt man.

01:05:01.000 Are you a butt man or a titman?

01:05:03.000 Buttman.

01:05:04.000 Buttman! 1.00

01:05:06.000 Flying over to Shakira's hips. 1.00

01:05:09.000 I've got you now, buttman. 0.99

01:05:13.000 You know, my friend used to have a poster?

01:05:15.000 A poster of Shakira on his wall.

01:05:18.000 And I noticed that she had a happy trail, and I remember being turned off by that.

01:05:22.000 Now I'm just like, who gives a fuck?

01:05:24.000 Yeah, I know, I don't want a happy trail.

01:05:26.000 Yeah, but I mean, why did she have a happy trail in a poster? 1.00

01:05:30.000 I thought she was growing up ever since then.

01:05:33.000 Handled that.

01:05:33.000 I know.

01:05:35.000 Like, airbrush out my zits.

01:05:38.000 It was early aughts.

01:05:39.000 Maybe they just...

01:05:41.000 Maybe we should do pin-up posters, you and I, Ryan.

01:05:44.000 Oh, it'd be great.

01:05:46.000 Like, nude.

01:05:47.000 But maybe there's a football where a dick is.

01:05:49.000 That's pretty cool.

01:05:49.000 Like, separate.

01:05:50.000 It'd be gay if we're together. 1.00

01:05:51.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:05:52.000 I don't know.

01:05:53.000 I'm not gay.

01:05:54.000 Gross.

01:05:54.000 No.

01:05:55.000 I'm just fun.

01:05:57.000 Not even 1%.

01:05:59.000 God.

01:05:59.000 I did a talk.

01:06:03.000 That was too much of indecence.

01:06:06.000 That's the Shakira comment. 0.98

01:06:08.000 Yeah, she don't like the butt cheeks. 1.00

01:06:09.000 No.

01:06:10.000 I did a talk at Pratt about cool.

01:06:13.000 Is Brooklyn Cool?

01:06:15.000 That was the title of the talk.

01:06:17.000 And basically, they want us to say yes.

01:06:19.000 So you should go to Pratt.

01:06:20.000 And Brooklyn's better.

01:06:22.000 Pratt is way the fuck out, too.

01:06:24.000 It's in a really shitty, boring part of Brooklyn.

01:06:26.000 So they're trying to say, no, it's not shitty here.

01:06:28.000 It's the new East Village.

01:06:32.000 It's Arabic fun.

01:06:35.000 Did you just Google me and my Wikipedia is the first thing that comes up?

01:06:38.000 My Wikipedia has been totally fucking sabotaged.

01:06:42.000 What's the first sentence?

01:06:46.000 Okay, Gavin McInnes is a Canadian writer.

01:06:48.000 Far right.

01:06:49.000 Yes.

01:06:49.000 Why does someone get to call you far right?

01:06:53.000 Does it have to quantify that?

01:06:54.000 Anyway, sorry, that's vanity.

01:06:55.000 It's a perspective thing, yeah.

01:06:57.000 So I was speaking of vanity.

01:06:58.000 Let me get back to my story about myself.

01:07:01.000 So it was boring and stupid, and I just ended up making fun of it.

01:07:06.000 And at one point I said, yeah, I mean, I was saying, like, just because someone does something doesn't mean it's that.

01:07:12.000 And I said, like, I have a mustache, but I'm not gay.

01:07:17.000 I'm not.

01:07:18.000 Like, not at all.

01:07:19.000 Gross.

01:07:20.000 I don't have a boyfriend named Dad E. Lemia who lives in Tribeca.

01:07:28.000 It wasn't the funniest thing in the world.

01:07:30.000 But I found out later that Pratt was furious and canceled all of those talks.

01:07:36.000 It was a thing.

01:07:36.000 It was called like New Sensations or something.

01:07:40.000 And the whole talk forever was canceled because I made a homophobic joke, which is pretending to be ashamed of being secretly gay.

01:07:49.000 By the way, couldn't you argue that that was actually pro-gay?

01:07:53.000 And real?

01:07:54.000 Because my character I was just doing was ashamed of being gay, and I was playing an idiot.

01:08:00.000 So I was lampooning being in the closet, which says, come out of the closet, be gay, which says it's okay to be gay.

01:08:08.000 These fucking censors just don't get it.

01:08:12.000 We should get Dea.

01:08:15.000 Dia.

01:08:16.000 It's Claudia.

01:08:17.000 Dia.

01:08:18.000 The way you remember is you say Claudia, and then it's the end part.

01:08:21.000 Claudia.

01:08:22.000 We'll get to her in a second, but we still have news.

01:08:25.000 We filled up so much with that Super Bowl at the beginning and the 10 most retarded rallies of all time. 0.99

01:08:31.000 Can you believe that shit?

01:08:34.000 10,000 people in Boston saying they're against hate to an Indian dude who's there to talk about free speech.

01:08:40.000 Like, you're not even close.

01:08:42.000 It's not like it was Pat Buchanan who was doing a talk to say immigration will be our downfall and demographics is a huge part of that. 0.99

01:08:49.000 You could argue that that is like hate or white supremacy or whatever.

01:08:53.000 There's at least a semblance of a case there.

01:08:56.000 But Visha, Dr. Visha, just talking about black lives do matter and there's a lot of racism on the left insane.

01:09:08.000 Was the women's rally supposed to happen or did they all there thinking Hillary was going to win, so they just did that? 1.00

01:09:15.000 Yeah, that's a common theory.

01:09:17.000 But the hats were made.

01:09:18.000 Ryan finally said something correct, but it's because he just stole it.

01:09:23.000 So you've heard it before.

01:09:24.000 Yeah, you just made that your theory, though.

01:09:26.000 No, but the reason why I ask, I always thought that that was the truth, but now I'm wondering because they had the hats made.

01:09:31.000 So it's like, I feel like.

01:09:32.000 Yeah, no, I think that's a really good theory that they bought their tickets, they got their hotels, they were there to celebrate Hillary winning, and then Trump won, and they thought, well, I'm not canceling it.

01:09:42.000 I already got a babysitter. 0.94

01:09:43.000 Right.

01:09:44.000 Okay, this is a don't grab my pussy rally. 0.98

01:09:46.000 But how do you explain?

01:09:47.000 Which still means it's a retarded rally. 1.00

01:09:50.000 Good point.

01:09:51.000 See, that's the only reason why I'm doubting that.

01:09:53.000 Oh, I see what you're saying.

01:09:54.000 Yeah.

01:09:54.000 Unless they were going to do the pussy hats anyway.

01:09:56.000 They were going to do the pussy hats anyway. 1.00

01:09:57.000 They're like, grab my pussy, nice try. 1.00

01:09:59.000 I have a female president. 1.00

01:10:00.000 She's not going to let you grab my pussy. 1.00

01:10:03.000 Because if Trump wins, the law says you can grab random people's vaginas. 1.00

01:10:07.000 If Hillary wins, you're not allowed to do that. 1.00

01:10:10.000 Got it?

01:10:12.000 I mean, we're at preschool levels.

01:10:16.000 Speaking of preschool levels, the Hunting Nazis show is out on Amazon.

01:10:21.000 Have you got the trailer there, A11?

01:10:23.000 I think it's funny because when he talks about the Nazis, he's like, they're among us and they're planning. 0.62

01:10:31.000 And I'm like, yeah, you mean jihadists?

01:10:33.000 Look at this.

01:10:36.000 Another all-American barbecue.

01:10:40.000 Nazi!

01:10:42.000 Nazi!

01:10:44.000 Look at his eyes.

01:10:47.000 Nazi.

01:10:49.000 By the way, that's the most anti-Semitic thing I've ever seen.

01:10:52.000 What, him?

01:10:52.000 His portrayal of the Nazis and the killing and the hoi.

01:10:59.000 Were he bathe in pastrami for this role?

01:11:01.000 There is.

01:11:02.000 Okay, here's a Nazi, Jovi Val. 0.77

01:11:04.000 He used to be a proud boy, was a reasonable guy.

01:11:07.000 He got, after Trump won, he was wearing a MAGA hat, he got bottled in the face.

01:11:11.000 Was never really the same after that.

01:11:14.000 And he got weirder and weirder.

01:11:15.000 I remember he was really mad that the proud boys are against masturbation, but do cocaine.

01:11:20.000 And he wanted those switched, where it's okay to masturbate, but you can't do cocaine.

01:11:24.000 And we're like, what are you doing here?

01:11:25.000 Get out of here.

01:11:26.000 So he was booted.

01:11:28.000 And I really think That the bottle to his head and face just set him off.

01:11:34.000 They say that with schizophrenics: that there's a catalyst.

01:11:39.000 So they'll be normal, then they'll get into a fight in high school, or they'll do acid or something, and then blink, that set it off.

01:11:45.000 So you're just like a ticking time bomb if you have like the schizophrenia gene.

01:11:49.000 Anyway, and schizophrenia doesn't necessarily mean multiple personalities, right?

01:11:55.000 So he like goes full Nazi, like wears a swastika medallion. 0.73

01:12:00.000 And I also think he was driven insane by all of this crazy shit.

01:12:03.000 Like the James Fields guy who killed Heather Heyer, he got 430 years.

01:12:08.000 Is that a normal sentence for someone who hits someone with the car?

01:12:12.000 Like something weird is going on.

01:12:14.000 We're not defending him, but I think he may have just gotten nuts from the attack, but also from all this crazy shit going on.

01:12:20.000 But anyway, so that's a guy with a swastika around his neck, right?

01:12:24.000 Nazi, for all intents and purposes.

01:12:26.000 Should he die?

01:12:28.000 Like, would he just be shot in the head?

01:12:31.000 That's because that's what this show is saying.

01:12:33.000 Like, I understand if someone was in World War II and committed genocide, yeah, go up to him, shoot him in the head.

01:12:39.000 If he was facilitating the Holocaust, yeah, fine. 0.99

01:12:43.000 I got you.

01:12:44.000 But I'm a little dubious of your definition of Nazi because I think I would be getting shot.

01:12:50.000 I think pretty much anyone in a MAGA hat would be getting shot.

01:12:55.000 In fact, that's kind of the implication of this show.

01:12:57.000 Like the white guy at the barbecue.

01:12:59.000 Fucking kill him.

01:13:02.000 Made by Jordan Peale, who grew up with all white people.

01:13:06.000 I guess he hated them all.

01:13:09.000 Coals are hot.

01:13:11.000 If I went to school with Jordan Peele in the Upper West Side, I'd be like, hey, dude, did we have a shitty time or something?

01:13:16.000 I mean, we got invited to all the parties.

01:13:20.000 Every black guy I know at a white high school was drowning in pussy. 1.00

01:13:25.000 They are among us.

01:13:25.000 Drowning.

01:13:27.000 They are communicating and they...

01:13:31.000 Jihadists. 0.97

01:13:36.000 And they hate Jews.

01:13:39.000 How about jihadi hunters? 0.77

01:13:40.000 Did that say inspired by true events?

01:13:42.000 Yeah, which doesn't mean anything.

01:13:45.000 But wow.

01:13:45.000 Yeah.

01:13:46.000 I guess he means the Holocaust. 0.91

01:13:49.000 I guess he means like a world that has cars and houses.

01:13:55.000 How did Nazi get into the state? 0.57

01:13:58.000 But I don't like art being banned because it's open to interpretation.

01:14:01.000 And this can be seen as a hilarious parody of the liberal brain.

01:14:05.000 Yeah, I want to be as anti-I want to join them and be anti-Nazis.

01:14:09.000 Be like, yeah, fuck Nazis. 0.53

01:14:10.000 But yeah, you're right.

01:14:10.000 I wear a MAGA hat and I'm one of them now.

01:14:12.000 Right.

01:14:13.000 Shit.

01:14:14.000 Damn.

01:14:15.000 I think Nazis are basically like juggalos, like actual neo-Nazis. 0.50

01:14:18.000 Welcome to the hunt.

01:14:20.000 Well, there was that other show, that other movie called The Hunt, and it was about hunting MAGA guys, and they banned that because MAGA people got pissed off, which we shouldn't have.

01:14:30.000 We don't want to become like them.

01:14:31.000 We don't want to become these pussies that go, I didn't like that joke. 1.00

01:14:34.000 You said it's, you said you're happy that you said you understand why your wife left you.

01:14:39.000 And you booed Hillary. 1.00

01:14:41.000 Don't.

01:14:42.000 Like, I don't want to get to this place where we're so happy to.

01:14:47.000 What are you doing?

01:14:48.000 No, this isn't it.

01:14:49.000 They hunted MAGA people. 1.00

01:14:51.000 You pull up some fucking German art film.

01:14:52.000 Is it called The Hunt?

01:14:55.000 I'll find it.

01:14:56.000 The Hunt MAGA.

01:14:57.000 I don't want to get to a point where we are banning art.

01:15:00.000 And, you know, I was talking about that vacuum where it needs hate.

01:15:05.000 And so it has to just go, oh, you, you, you, and suck it in. 0.56

01:15:08.000 I don't want to become like that where we need the left to look bad.

01:15:11.000 go, we suck them in. 0.98

01:15:21.000 Of course, even this movie has to have badass bitches. 1.00

01:15:23.000 Like, she just killed a guy with her high-heeled shoe. 1.00

01:15:25.000 And I think it's a woman who saves the day in this. 1.00

01:15:30.000 I think that was a rifle.

01:15:32.000 Come on! 0.61

01:15:33.000 Everybody get out of here!

01:15:35.000 Jesus!

01:15:36.000 Come on! 0.61

01:15:37.000 You can't believe the war.

01:15:39.000 I would love to see this.

01:15:42.000 But they, mega people had it.

01:15:44.000 Again, I'm on Miles'episode.

01:15:47.000 They're the good guys, though.

01:15:48.000 They overcome these people who...

01:15:54.000 It's rich people who see rednecks as human garbage and hunt them like animals, which they do. 1.00

01:15:59.000 I'm happy with that.

01:16:00.000 Like, I'm happy with that assessment.

01:16:02.000 So, I want to watch this movie because I'm like, yeah, that's how they feel about us.

01:16:06.000 They want to shoot us.

01:16:08.000 But no, we can't take hypotheticals anymore.

01:16:12.000 But she just ran over some elitist head. 0.95

01:16:19.000 So it was banned because the lefties looked bad.

01:16:23.000 Not because MAGA people were triggered.

01:16:25.000 Well, both.

01:16:26.000 It was banned because MAGA people found it offensive that they were seen as people that are hunted for sport.

01:16:32.000 But as I'm saying, with art, you can easily go, can you believe this shit?

01:16:37.000 This is how they see us.

01:16:43.000 All right.

01:16:45.000 Last thing before we get to Dia.

01:16:48.000 Johnny Depp.

01:16:50.000 So Johnny Depp was with this unbelievable smoke show named Vanessa Paradis.

01:16:55.000 Vanessa Paradise, of course.

01:16:57.000 But she aged.

01:16:59.000 They had a kid and she got old.

01:17:01.000 And she had that kind of look where she was an unbelievably gorgeous 17-year-old. 0.66

01:17:05.000 You know what I mean?

01:17:07.000 And that doesn't usually age very well.

01:17:09.000 Like, especially the white thing.

01:17:12.000 like white blondes who have that cheerleader face. 1.00

01:17:21.000 Sarah Silverman will look great in 15 years.

01:17:24.000 But when you're like a cutesy-tutsy cheerleader, I don't know.

01:17:27.000 It doesn't.

01:17:28.000 But she's still pretty good.

01:17:30.000 Anyway, he dumps her and decides to trade her into for a younger model, which is kind of like selling your soul to the devil. 0.84

01:17:37.000 Right?

01:17:37.000 And that's exactly what happened.

01:17:42.000 So he was portrayed as the guy that beat the shit out of her, and he was horrible, and she got all this money.

01:17:46.000 But now it's coming out that actually she was the fucking bitch. 1.00

01:17:50.000 I think we're about to see a what's the word?

01:17:55.000 Paradigm shift?

01:17:56.000 A backlash against Paradigm Shift.

01:18:00.000 We're going to see a backlash against me too, because the pendulum's gone too far this way.

01:18:04.000 Like a lot of these Harvey Weinstein chicks just sound like sluts. 1.00

01:18:09.000 Yeah.

01:18:09.000 I sucked them off to get in a movie.

01:18:12.000 you're a whore. 1.00

01:18:13.000 They find it icky.

01:18:14.000 And you facilitated future sexual assaults.

01:18:17.000 Anyone out there considering sexually assaulting me, I promise you, it will not disappear.

01:18:22.000 It will end.

01:18:22.000 It will not be forgotten.

01:18:24.000 It's a very big deal.

01:18:26.000 It's going to be very public.

01:18:28.000 And if I get my hands on you before the police do, you're dead.

01:18:33.000 I'm not going to go, well, I did get a pretty...

01:18:40.000 Shouldn't you be ashamed of yourself if you took a plane ticket to an awards show after your alleged rape?

01:18:45.000 Anyway, play the tape.

01:18:49.000 Tell them what just happened.

01:18:50.000 And that you punched me in the fucking thing and you shit me in the face. 0.51

01:18:50.000 And I lied. 0.51

01:18:54.000 And you said, no, fucking.

01:18:55.000 No, I didn't.

01:18:56.000 What the fuck are you talking about?

01:18:58.000 And I watched you lie.

01:18:59.000 I didn't punch you, by the way.

01:19:01.000 I'm sorry that I didn't hit you across the face in a proper slot, but I was hitting you.

01:19:07.000 It was not punching you.

01:19:08.000 But you're not punched.

01:19:10.000 Don't tell me what it feels like to be punched.

01:19:14.000 Can you explain this, Johnny Depp?

01:19:17.000 What's the context here?

01:19:18.000 No, when you fucking have a closed fist.

01:19:20.000 You didn't get punched.

01:19:21.000 You got hit.

01:19:21.000 I'm sorry I hit you like this, but I did not punch you.

01:19:24.000 There's pictures of his finger cut off.

01:19:28.000 I was a damn pirate.

01:19:30.000 Why are you punching me?

01:19:32.000 I fucking was hitting you.

01:19:33.000 I don't know what the motion of my actual hand was.

01:19:37.000 But you're fine.

01:19:39.000 This is what happens when you sell your soul to the devil.

01:19:42.000 That was a punch to my fucking vase.

01:19:45.000 I'm going to get my Indian friends to come beat you up with clubs. 1.00

01:19:48.000 And so he dumps his wife because she's ugly. 0.99

01:19:50.000 And then he goes with the pretty girl.

01:19:52.000 And look what Satan does.

01:19:54.000 He's got to get paid back.

01:19:57.000 Yes, I can give you the most beautiful lady in all the land.

01:20:01.000 But the beauty has to come from somewhere.

01:20:04.000 And I hereby usurp your handsome looks, Johnny Depp.

01:20:08.000 *sad noises*

01:20:13.000 And then she's going to beat the shit out of you. 1.00

01:20:15.000 Like the movie Bitter Moon.

01:20:18.000 You ever try to sound creepy?

01:20:18.000 All right.

01:20:20.000 Like, you know how in horror movies, there's like two voices wide or something, Ryan.

01:20:25.000 Well, let's see if we could read something together and then you do a voice like, Johnny Depp was hit.

01:20:29.000 And then I go, Johnny Depp was it.

01:20:31.000 And then it sounds like a scary movie.

01:20:34.000 I'll read this one line.

01:20:37.000 So you want me to sound like an angelic choir or something?

01:20:39.000 No, like an evil Satan girl in a movie. 1.00

01:20:42.000 Okay, so I'm deep voice.

01:20:44.000 Yeah, start with Johnny Depp.

01:20:45.000 Johnny Depp has sparked concerns for his health after he appeared pale and got in new photos.

01:20:53.000 See?

01:20:54.000 So you're saying that's how Satan sounds?

01:20:56.000 He has deep and a high voice at the same time?

01:20:58.000 It had to be creepy.

01:20:59.000 They just put like a dissonant harmony.

01:21:01.000 Oh, I know what you're saying.

01:21:02.000 Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:21:04.000 At the top of the radar, yeah.

01:21:05.000 Yeah.

01:21:06.000 Yeah.

01:21:06.000 And we did it.

01:21:07.000 We did it.

01:21:08.000 People were scared.

01:21:10.000 Can't you see?

01:21:11.000 All right, check out some of this footage of Australia Day.

01:21:15.000 This is A-15.

01:21:18.000 Because it's now, I remember this after the fucking Battleclan shooting, I met this gay dude there, and he said, you know, I was interviewing people for days with Rebel Media.

01:21:31.000 And he goes, I was thinking I'd like to have a flag in my window in Paris.

01:21:36.000 I'm very proud to be French, but I realized, you know, when I started to do it, it seemed very fascist, you know, to have a flag.

01:21:45.000 And he's right.

01:21:46.000 In this day and age, it's considered fascist to have your own flag.

01:21:51.000 Even on that day, even on Canada Day, even the Proud Boys were told that their flag is a flag of genocide.

01:22:00.000 Or on Australia Day.

01:22:04.000 What's going on now?

01:22:06.000 I'm looking for that BattaClan thing.

01:22:06.000 What are you doing?

01:22:09.000 Yeah, don't look for that.

01:22:10.000 Stick to the video at hand.

01:22:17.000 I didn't know they were into bagpipes down there.

01:22:22.000 I mean, it was a nation of criminals, and I assume there was a lot of Scottish criminals. 0.97

01:22:28.000 Is that Kyla Wren?

01:22:31.000 Okay, scroll farther ahead to the arrests.

01:22:35.000 So there's protesters there.

01:22:37.000 I think that is that of Versace Cowboy.

01:22:43.000 We don't want any trouble.

01:22:49.000 So protesters go there to protest the entire nation of Australia, the continent and the country.

01:22:57.000 And the priority is to make sure that these people don't get fucked with and you beat the shit out of and arrest anyone who goes near them.

01:23:04.000 That's the priority.

01:23:06.000 Now, I'm all for free speech, but you're violating this man's free speech.

01:23:10.000 I understand if he was hurting the protesters and preventing them from talking, you might have a point.

01:23:14.000 But their problem is his mere existence.

01:23:18.000 You can't be near anyone who hates Australia on Australia Day.

01:23:26.000 She'll get to that.

01:23:28.000 Always was, always will be Aboriginal land. 0.99

01:23:32.000 Always was.

01:23:35.000 Okay, give Australia to the Aboriginals. 1.00

01:23:36.000 Like, this is what goes back to the 275 thing with the subway.

01:23:39.000 Tell me your version of events.

01:23:41.000 Tell me how it goes.

01:23:44.000 All right, let's talk to Dia.

01:23:46.000 Okay.

01:23:47.000 I pause there because I'm saying Claudia in my head.

01:23:49.000 Shakira, Shakira Oh baby, when you talk like that You know you got the hit of time Daya, are you there?

01:23:59.000 Dia, yes.

01:24:00.000 Well, I always pronounce it Daya because I pronounce the name Claudia.

01:24:00.000 Hello.

01:24:05.000 Claudea.

01:24:07.000 Oh, okay, fair enough.

01:24:08.000 And you are in the States, I suppose, when they go Claudia.

01:24:11.000 Let's hear you pronounce my name.

01:24:13.000 Gavin.

01:24:14.000 No, it's Gavin.

01:24:17.000 Gavin.

01:24:18.000 No, Gavin.

01:24:20.000 Gavin.

01:24:21.000 No, Gavin.

01:24:24.000 This is going to go through.

01:24:25.000 I actually stole that joke from SNL.

01:24:29.000 How you doing?

01:24:31.000 Good, I'm really well.

01:24:32.000 I'm so pleased to be here.

01:24:33.000 Thank you.

01:24:34.000 What you got a lot of party photos behind you there.

01:24:37.000 Yeah, this is my friendship wall.

01:24:40.000 Although, you do tend to lose, these people drop off once you start entering politics.

01:24:44.000 Yeah, well, even my parents are old folks down in Florida, and they're telling me that they're seeing their geriatric friends drop off as Trump.

01:24:53.000 The more Trump wins, the more liberals get pissed off and want to punish Trump supporters.

01:24:59.000 Yeah, that happens here in Australia.

01:25:01.000 Trump's not even our president, and expressing any affection for him like I have means you gain a lot of disrespect from people around you.

01:25:09.000 But didn't Conservatives win there?

01:25:12.000 Or as you call them, liberals?

01:25:14.000 Our Conservatives in Australia are corrupt.

01:25:19.000 The Liberal Conservatives, so our party, the Liberals, the Liberals are the mainstream Conservative party, but they're not really liberal.

01:25:28.000 While it's better that they're in power than, say, the Greens or, say, Labour, it still isn't, it's not like having Trump in office.

01:25:39.000 It's just not.

01:25:40.000 You're attractive.

01:25:41.000 What are you, like Lebanese or something?

01:25:45.000 My mother is Colombian.

01:25:46.000 My father is Spanish, but I was born and raised in Australia.

01:25:49.000 Thank you.

01:25:50.000 Nice mix.

01:25:51.000 Thanks.

01:25:52.000 Latina.

01:25:53.000 I recommend that mix if anyone is out there breeding humans.

01:25:57.000 Take that advice.

01:26:00.000 I wanted to talk to you about Australia Day.

01:26:03.000 Did I see this correctly?

01:26:05.000 Did I see people getting arrested for wearing Australian flags?

01:26:09.000 Yeah, you did.

01:26:11.000 Unfortunately, that's the state that I'm in.

01:26:13.000 I'm in Victoria, and it's actually well known now as the Socialist Republic of Victoria.

01:26:19.000 And that particular patriot you're referring to was actually two different patriots, but I think the one you're referring to is Neil Erickson.

01:26:26.000 He was just standing on Flinders Street station steps, just standing there wrapped in the Australian flag, and the police removed him for breaching the peace.

01:26:38.000 He did nothing wrong.

01:26:41.000 There was protesters nearby, and their argument was you're antagonising them.

01:26:45.000 No, that he would eventually antagonize them.

01:26:48.000 So they wanted to remove him.

01:26:49.000 And also the Proud Boys were going to be in that same spot within a half hour, that they missed each other by a half hour.

01:26:56.000 And if the two groups had been there together as a united force, even though Neil Erickson is unaffiliated with the Proud Boys, that doesn't mean people can't stand together and do something like make a stand for patriotism.

01:27:14.000 You should be allowed to be patriotic on Australia Day.

01:27:17.000 But the cops, yeah, they were ahead of it because the Proud Boys had had a conversation prior, days leading up, the Versace Cowboy and I forgot the other names.

01:27:31.000 Are we supposed to know who the Versace Cowboy is?

01:27:34.000 Is that just a giffen?

01:27:36.000 It's in my video.

01:27:38.000 You can see it.

01:27:38.000 Okay.

01:27:39.000 Who the fuck is the Versace Cowboy, for those of us not in the know?

01:27:43.000 So the Versace Cowboy is one of the heads of the Victorian division of the Proud Boys, but it wasn't just his idea.

01:27:52.000 It was Baron and Justin.

01:27:54.000 And these three guys put together this stunt to have all the Proud Boys standing there showing their pride in Australia, showing the world that the West is best.

01:28:06.000 And the cops threatened one in particular, and they kept isolating him and saying, you're the Versace Cowboy.

01:28:14.000 And they were like, oh, you have to, we're going to have you removed.

01:28:17.000 This isn't what we spoke about.

01:28:19.000 I only got a little bit on in my video, but they were threatening to remove them based on breaching the peace, even though they weren't breaching the peace.

01:28:29.000 They were holding up signs.

01:28:30.000 And at the back of the sign was the legislation.

01:28:35.000 The legislation that says they have no right to be removed.

01:28:38.000 So they had it all very well planned.

01:28:40.000 You know, it reminds me of Canada.

01:28:42.000 They had a Canada Day celebration.

01:28:45.000 Oh, okay.

01:28:45.000 A bunch of people showed up to deface the statue in Halifax.

01:28:49.000 Four military guys said, why are you defacing the statue?

01:28:52.000 Why do you have the flag upside down?

01:28:55.000 And they were attacked.

01:28:56.000 They were told they were disrupting an Aboriginal ceremony.

01:29:00.000 And they were all booted from the Navy and the military.

01:29:03.000 One of the guys was third generation.

01:29:05.000 And the Proud Boys who did this were half white and half Native as far as the four of them.

01:29:11.000 They're mixed.

01:29:12.000 Yeah, they all quit.

01:29:13.000 They all quit the military after that.

01:29:15.000 And it was daring to show patriotism on that country's particular day.

01:29:21.000 Yeah, it's becoming very much my conclusion is that Australia has become, whether people fail to realize it or not, a communist land in disguise as a free place.

01:29:33.000 And the Proud Boys are one in several, Neil Erickson and Abi Yamini.

01:29:38.000 These are people who are trying to work against this particular narrative and show Australians that it's okay to be patriotic.

01:29:46.000 And unfortunately, the consequence would be a false detainment.

01:29:51.000 Like they drive you away.

01:29:53.000 They can't arrest, arrest you, but they can, like, because what the police say is not a lawful instruction.

01:30:00.000 They can't just say, kiss my feet and you have to do it.

01:30:03.000 That's not how the law works.

01:30:04.000 But they trick the public and the public believe that anything a cop says, they have to do.

01:30:09.000 It's not the case.

01:30:10.000 And so, yeah, we're living in a commie land.

01:30:12.000 And unfortunately, patriotism is under arrest.

01:30:17.000 It's really sad.

01:30:18.000 Really, it's crazy that on that particular day you got arrested for wearing the flag.

01:30:22.000 But I noticed there was protesters there and they were protesting the whole concept of Australia Day.

01:30:27.000 And they were saying we stole this from the Aboriginals.

01:30:30.000 Now, wait a minute.

01:30:32.000 Wait a minute.

01:30:33.000 Wasn't Australia a place where we forced criminals to go against their will?

01:30:39.000 We threw them there.

01:30:41.000 So they weren't colonizers.

01:30:42.000 They were dropped off there.

01:30:44.000 And secondly, there wasn't that many Aboriginals there.

01:30:47.000 Like they didn't, did they take land from Aboriginals? 0.99

01:30:52.000 Well, the thing is, no, because, I mean, I can probably agree with the concept that perhaps, yes, of course, the Indigenous folk were here first, but they didn't really do with the land what the settlers did.

01:31:07.000 You know, the settlers are the ones who created the roads, the settlers are the ones who created the infrastructure, the settlers are the ones who created our judicial system and implement everything that we now have today.

01:31:19.000 And I'm sure there were Aboriginals assisting, but if it had just been left to the Aboriginals from then to now, they were nomadic people.

01:31:28.000 So they went from area to area.

01:31:32.000 So it's funny to me that they do these acknowledgements prior to, oh, I'd just like to recognize that this land belongs to the Warrenjungu people or that kind of stuff.

01:31:41.000 It doesn't, whilst I think it's nice for them to do that, it doesn't really do anything.

01:31:46.000 I don't really understand it because they were nomadic people.

01:31:48.000 They were hunter-gatherers and they moved on from place to place.

01:31:52.000 And so it's quite confusing.

01:31:55.000 The other question is, let's ignore what I just said and pretend it was stolen from them, ripped from their hands.

01:32:03.000 So what do we do now?

01:32:04.000 Like, we just give Australia back and then all the Australians go to Europe? 0.84

01:32:09.000 That's what the Chanters were saying.

01:32:11.000 Always was, always will be Aboriginal land. 0.99

01:32:14.000 So where does Australians go?

01:32:16.000 They have to go to Europe?

01:32:18.000 Well, that's the thing.

01:32:19.000 That's exactly what you're stating is exactly what I stated in my video.

01:32:23.000 I wrote, oh, how cute.

01:32:24.000 They want to give back their land and their homes to the Aboriginals. 1.00

01:32:27.000 That's what I wrote.

01:32:28.000 I was joking because I know that the Chanters are not going to give back their homes to the Aboriginals. 1.00

01:32:33.000 But like, yeah, what is their conclusion?

01:32:35.000 I'm not really sure.

01:32:36.000 What do you want me to do?

01:32:37.000 Like, okay, you're the boss.

01:32:39.000 Now, what's next?

01:32:41.000 We had a protest here in New York called Decolonize This Place.

01:32:45.000 There's probably a million American Indians in America.

01:32:49.000 So if we all go back to Europe, there's like vines growing through this studio in a few years and like a deer is roaming through here trying to find a Snickers bar.

01:32:59.000 Like what America would be abandoned if we gave it to the one million Indians. 1.00

01:33:04.000 It'd all be in the south.

01:33:06.000 Well, it's offensive to say these days, but it's the British or the Europeans who really did the West best. 0.98

01:33:19.000 Like I'm obviously of Spanish heritage and the Spanish are part of the Western world, but it was the British who settled Australia and created it to what it has become.

01:33:31.000 It is the British who did the same in Canada. 0.83

01:33:33.000 It is the British who did the same in America. 0.90

01:33:36.000 It sounds offensive to say today because we've been conditioned to believe that that's not the right thing to say, but the West is best and everyone is flocking away from Sudan and away from the Middle East to want to come to our country. 1.00

01:33:49.000 So it shouldn't be offensive to say.

01:33:52.000 It should just be obvious.

01:33:54.000 I don't want to hurt any American Indians' feelings, but to be honest, when we got here, you hadn't invented the wheel.

01:34:02.000 That's exactly what people say about other people.

01:34:08.000 Lagging a little behind there, guys.

01:34:10.000 Little behind.

01:34:12.000 Well, it's unfortunately true.

01:34:13.000 I have Native American blood, so that doesn't offend me.

01:34:16.000 Yeah, it's evident.

01:34:17.000 Well, okay, we're out of time.

01:34:19.000 Thanks for coming on the show and showing us that Clown World has made it all the way to the other side of the world.

01:34:26.000 It has, unfortunately.

01:34:27.000 It's ridiculous.

01:34:29.000 Thanks.

01:34:30.000 No worries.

01:34:31.000 See you later.

01:34:38.000 You know, Praz from the Refugees? 0.98

01:34:38.000 Yeah, she's so sexy, I am at fantasy. 0.98

01:34:43.000 Yeah.

01:34:43.000 He didn't have any...

01:34:48.000 Yeah, was he?

01:34:50.000 He had a hit.

01:34:51.000 He went solo.

01:34:52.000 I just heard something about him, right?

01:34:53.000 Yeah, he's got child custody problems.

01:34:56.000 He's got to make his payments.

01:34:57.000 He's $137,000 behind.

01:34:59.000 But they go, he has a $10 million watch collection.

01:35:02.000 Right.

01:35:03.000 What hits did he have?

01:35:05.000 I guess Fuji's money?

01:35:08.000 Proz was in the Fujis, right?

01:35:10.000 Yeah.

01:35:11.000 Hello?

01:35:12.000 Yeah.

01:35:13.000 So, was it that profitable?

01:35:15.000 I don't think so.

01:35:16.000 I guess I had Killing Me Softly.

01:35:17.000 He's got a big hat.

01:35:18.000 I think a big, big hit makes you about $800,000 a year.

01:35:22.000 But that's got to be divided by everyone in the band and all that shit.

01:35:24.000 And Lauren Hill probably got a lion's share. 1.00

01:35:27.000 But Lauren Hill still toured and had her own solo career with tons of hits.

01:35:32.000 He had that Bull More, whatever that hit was, where, what's his name?

01:35:32.000 He had one song.

01:35:41.000 He's a rapper.

01:35:42.000 He's a politician.

01:35:43.000 He hits his head.

01:35:45.000 You know what I'm talking about?

01:35:47.000 Bushwick, Bullwinkle.

01:35:50.000 Greatest hits?

01:35:50.000 Oh, it's three tracks long.

01:35:51.000 The Greatest Hits CD.

01:35:54.000 All right, that's enough blabbing.

01:35:56.000 All right.

01:35:57.000 I think we should get to the mailbag.

01:35:59.000 Ah, yes.

01:36:00.000 The mailbag.

01:36:01.000 A lot of variety in today's show.

01:36:02.000 Oh, one other thing I wanted to mention.

01:36:04.000 Sorry.

01:36:05.000 Right.

01:36:06.000 Leanne.

01:36:07.000 I am very excited about Copper Cab's show.

01:36:10.000 Seems.

01:36:11.000 I think it's fantastic.

01:36:13.000 It's unfortunate that so much of the show is directed at how much this network sucks and how stupid I am.

01:36:20.000 I need a thick skin.

01:36:22.000 But the quality.

01:36:24.000 The quality is amazing.

01:36:26.000 I forgot what we commissioned him to do.

01:36:29.000 Was it like an episode a week?

01:36:33.000 I don't remember.

01:36:35.000 But that's a wonderful addition.

01:36:36.000 And we've got more coming.

01:36:38.000 More new shows in the pipeline.

01:36:41.000 I think this show is so good because Copper Cab kicked me in the ass.

01:36:45.000 Although Thursday's show was fantastic too.

01:36:49.000 Maybe I spoke too soon.

01:36:50.000 All right.

01:36:51.000 Shall we do the shut up mailbag?

01:36:53.000 Yep.

01:36:54.000 Ryan, shut up.

01:36:56.000 You don't have a dad.

01:36:58.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:37:04.000 Let me touch it.

01:37:06.000 Did you see the last GWML Live, which I was weeks late on putting up?

01:37:10.000 Sorry about that, folks.

01:37:13.000 Was taken down by YouTube?

01:37:15.000 And from the tube.

01:37:16.000 Because we had something in there about.

01:37:24.000 Free love on the hot love highway where the love is free and my baby is gone.

01:37:29.000 She's dead.

01:37:30.000 You should put that YouTube warning where that song is and then re-export it.

01:37:35.000 I see what you mean.

01:37:36.000 But today, now.

01:37:38.000 Like right now?

01:37:39.000 Well, right after this.

01:37:40.000 Okay.

01:37:42.000 That's what happens with a to-do list.

01:37:43.000 When you get thwarted, then you have to uncross it off the list and it becomes a top priority.

01:37:50.000 You make my woman go flat. 0.95

01:37:55.000 Gavin about town.

01:37:57.000 Friday Night's All Right.

01:37:59.000 Prison planet status.

01:38:01.000 What is going on here?

01:38:03.000 There's a lot to unpack here.

01:38:05.000 It's Paul Joseph Watson.

01:38:08.000 I click on the video.

01:38:10.000 There's a bald woman screaming.

01:38:15.000 Wait, have you found it yet?

01:38:17.000 What's taking you so motherfucking long?

01:38:19.000 I'm in the archive mailbag, and I don't see.

01:38:22.000 Was this sent to you?

01:38:23.000 Lucy Rochester.

01:38:25.000 Gavin about town.

01:38:26.000 Friday night's all right.

01:38:28.000 Okay, got it, got it, got it.

01:38:30.000 Oh my God!

01:38:35.000 Keep going!

01:38:43.000 Hey! 0.99

01:38:45.000 Are you okay?

01:38:47.000 Hey! 0.99

01:38:48.000 Get your hands off me! 1.00

01:38:49.000 Hey! 0.99

01:38:51.000 Hands off me! 1.00

01:38:52.000 Get your fucking hands off her! 1.00

01:38:53.000 Get your hands off me! 1.00

01:38:55.000 Get your fucking hands off her! 1.00

01:39:01.000 What in the fuck is going on?

01:39:08.000 worst Jim Norton impression I've ever seen.

01:39:10.000 Diver made a catch!

01:39:12.000 Diver punched!

01:39:15.000 What are they doing?

01:39:16.000 I'm a fascist friend queen.

01:39:19.000 Oh, it's cute.

01:39:20.000 That's a cute idea.

01:39:21.000 You're not cute.

01:39:22.000 You're fat and you're pathetic.

01:39:23.000 I thought I was cute.

01:39:25.000 Yeah.

01:39:27.000 You cute, good comeback.

01:39:29.000 I am so cute.

01:39:33.000 I'm so ugly and hideous.

01:39:34.000 I can't think of something with the drink.

01:39:37.000 Why was this called Friday Nights All Right?

01:39:41.000 All he's saying is this me.

01:39:43.000 Is that your Gavin about town?

01:39:44.000 Oh, wow, that's a stupid letter.

01:39:47.000 All right.

01:39:50.000 Underground HQ, accidental sex tip.

01:39:52.000 I accidentally discovered this great sex tip from a recent episode of GOML.

01:39:56.000 If you need help lasting longer while you're having sex, sing heels by Lady Saw.

01:40:03.000 This is dangerous, however, because if you accidentally picture Lady Saw's face, you'll come instantly.

01:40:08.000 Did you know Lady Saw was also, before she was a dancehall queen, she was a professional boxer? 1.00

01:40:14.000 She was one of the best heavyweight boxers in the world.

01:40:18.000 She fought Mike Tyson. 1.00

01:40:20.000 No, that's not her.

01:40:20.000 That's Ving Reims.

01:40:23.000 You just ruined my joke, Ryan.

01:40:25.000 You didn't have to say Ving Reims.

01:40:27.000 No, you look up George Foreman.

01:40:30.000 I said boxer.

01:40:31.000 Oh.

01:40:33.000 Why would you do Ving Reims when I say professional boxer?

01:40:36.000 How does your shitty brain work?

01:40:40.000 Well, that's ruined now.

01:40:42.000 But why did you look up Ving Reims when I said professional boxer?

01:40:44.000 I thought I was learning about Ving Reims things that I've never heard before.

01:40:47.000 I got them confused.

01:40:49.000 I think she looks a little more like Ving Reims. 0.79

01:40:51.000 No, she looks exactly like George Foreman.

01:40:54.000 Let's see.

01:40:54.000 We'll do it back to back.

01:40:55.000 By the way, speaking of sex tips, yes, that probably is a good one.

01:40:57.000 I've never tried it.

01:40:59.000 But nothing beats Kevin Spacey's head, not his body, just his face, floating above your bed.

01:41:07.000 Not on the ceiling, but at the headboard.

01:41:09.000 So you're like this, and you look up and there's his face about five feet tall.

01:41:15.000 And believe me, I've been touting that for years.

01:41:18.000 And for years, guys have been coming up to me and going, man, thank you for the Kevin Spacey thing.

01:41:22.000 It's changed my life.

01:41:23.000 My wife is blown away.

01:41:26.000 She blows me now. 1.00

01:41:27.000 She's so blown away.

01:41:29.000 Actually, I knew a gay dude who was with him once.

01:41:31.000 He goes, I'm with Kevin Spacey.

01:41:32.000 And I go, oh, can you tell him about my sex tip?

01:41:35.000 And he goes, no, I'm not doing that.

01:41:36.000 That's fucking insulting.

01:41:38.000 And I thought, oh, yeah, I guess it is.

01:41:40.000 Can we just split the difference on this?

01:41:40.000 Never thought of that.

01:41:44.000 Foreman.

01:41:46.000 Rames.

01:41:47.000 I win by a mile.

01:41:49.000 I think those are all the same people.

01:41:50.000 She has like a little hamburger nose. 1.00

01:41:53.000 Oh, yeah, she's got the hamburger.

01:41:55.000 That's 100% of it.

01:41:56.000 Look at his hamburger.

01:41:57.000 That's a hamburger.

01:41:57.000 No.

01:41:58.000 He's got a little bit of a point to his.

01:42:00.000 Both George Foreman and Lady Saw, it looks like a beer keg on its side.

01:42:05.000 That has more of a point to it.

01:42:09.000 Anyway, you suck.

01:42:13.000 Gray Brain.

01:42:14.000 Joaquin Phoenix joins Take Us Down movement.

01:42:16.000 Your brother Miles will be happy to see that Joaquin Phoenix has joined the Take Us Down movement.

01:42:21.000 Check out his righteous BAFTA speech.

01:42:24.000 If he wins the Oscar, I expect him to simply walk on the stage and then lie face down immediately.

01:42:32.000 Joaquin Phoenix, the joker.

01:42:34.000 Now, Take Us Down, you may remember, was a hashtag I started about six years ago, maybe 10 years ago, where I said, white man, we've had enough of white man.

01:42:43.000 We need to start performing this Take Us Down, where you lie face down on the ground and hashtag it with Take Us Down.

01:42:52.000 Just pause.

01:42:53.000 Can you look that up on Instagram or Twitter and see if Take Us Down is still up?

01:43:00.000 Take Us Down still up.

01:43:02.000 Could you go a little faster than the most torpid slug in the world?

01:43:11.000 We had Gavin McKenna's on today.

01:43:13.000 And Shapiro.

01:43:15.000 Hashtag Take Us Down.

01:43:16.000 I used to be Shapiro friendly.

01:43:16.000 Huh.

01:43:18.000 Yeah, there it is.

01:43:22.000 What does it say, though, at the top?

01:43:24.000 It's not too late for him to reject his unjust Oscar nomination.

01:43:28.000 Wait, that's the same guy.

01:43:30.000 Oh, wow.

01:43:31.000 Graybrain.

01:43:32.000 Yeah.

01:43:33.000 Interesting.

01:43:36.000 Okay, so let's see the speech.

01:43:37.000 By the way, sir, are you sending us ancient news?

01:43:40.000 When was this?

01:43:42.000 January 2nd.

01:43:43.000 February 2nd.

01:43:44.000 It was a February.

01:43:46.000 February 2nd.

01:43:47.000 Where'd you get January 2nd from?

01:43:48.000 Wrong tits? 1.00

01:43:49.000 Limes.

01:43:52.000 I feel very honored and privileged, quite privileged, to be here tonight.

01:43:58.000 Baptists have always been very supportive Of my career, and I'm deeply appreciative.

01:44:05.000 But I have to say that I also feel conflicted because so many of my fellow actors that are deserving don't have that same privilege.

01:44:17.000 I think that we send a very clear message to people of color that you're not welcome here. 1.00

01:44:23.000 I think that's the message that we're sending to people that have contributed so much to our medium and our industry and in ways that we benefit from.

01:44:35.000 You know what's going on here, right?

01:44:37.000 He's inadvertently become a Pepe idol, and all the green frog people love Joker, and he doesn't want to be their leader.

01:44:46.000 So he's like trying to sabotage his newfound popularity.

01:44:46.000 This is a denouncing.

01:44:50.000 And he's like, this is going to be a better place to do it.

01:44:53.000 I don't like Trump.

01:44:54.000 Because this isn't the big one.

01:44:55.000 This is bad.

01:44:56.000 This wasn't a Trump movie.

01:44:59.000 Anybody wants a handout or preferential treatment, although that's what we give ourselves every year.

01:45:06.000 I think that people just want to be acknowledged and appreciated and respected for their work.

01:45:12.000 This is not a self-righteous condemnation because I'm ashamed to say that I'm part of the problem.

01:45:19.000 I have not done everything in my power to ensure that the self-regulation is.

01:45:22.000 Oh my God, listen to the tone of this.

01:45:24.000 It's so apologetic.

01:45:26.000 He sounds like he's at gunpoint.

01:45:28.000 Sounds like it's a funeral.

01:45:30.000 Say that you recognize you're part of the problem.

01:45:33.000 Say it!

01:45:36.000 But I think that it's more than just having sets that are multicultural.

01:45:40.000 I think that we have to really do the hard work to truly understand systemic racism.

01:45:50.000 Oh, God.

01:45:53.000 I think that it is the hesitation.

01:45:59.000 He's acting right now.

01:46:00.000 I think that it's our obligation.

01:46:06.000 Let me pretend that I'm making this up as we go along.

01:46:10.000 It's just a fucking other monologue.

01:46:13.000 He deserves a BAFTA for the acting in this speech.

01:46:16.000 People that have created and perpetuate Here's how I would play the piano if I only had one hand.

01:46:25.000 Benefit from a system of oppression to be the ones that dismantle.

01:46:30.000 So that's on us.

01:46:32.000 Great song.

01:46:33.000 I love plink, plink, plink.

01:46:35.000 So did Chingx. 1.00

01:46:37.000 Thank you.

01:46:38.000 Oh, they cut to a black guy.

01:46:41.000 Great job.

01:46:41.000 Okay.

01:46:41.000 Thanks.

01:46:42.000 I deserve that BAFTA, but I get it.

01:46:44.000 It's racism.

01:46:46.000 He just runs up and takes it.

01:46:47.000 Racism in the arts in 2020.

01:46:51.000 Yeah.

01:46:51.000 Tons of it.

01:46:52.000 Especially in Britain.

01:46:53.000 So much racism.

01:46:55.000 We've got a role.

01:46:57.000 And I think that colored guy would do well. 0.97

01:47:00.000 Are you out of your mind?

01:47:01.000 A fucking wog? 1.00

01:47:02.000 No.

01:47:03.000 I don't want any fucking darkies in my film. 1.00

01:47:06.000 What is that from?

01:47:07.000 What do you mean, my favorite?

01:47:08.000 Just made that up?

01:47:09.000 Yeah.

01:47:10.000 It sounded like an actual being good at your job.

01:47:12.000 What's a wog? 1.00

01:47:13.000 It's a derogatory racist term that British people use or used 100 million years ago.

01:47:19.000 Now you know this is one of the oldest symbols.

01:47:24.000 To be fair, we make fun of Terrence Howard a lot.

01:47:28.000 That symbo is very old.

01:47:31.000 In fact, can you think of a symbo that's older than that?

01:47:37.000 Let me see.

01:47:38.000 Eve, the Christian cross? 0.77

01:47:40.000 No, that's 6,000 years old.

01:47:41.000 Aliens put it on random pyramids and shit.

01:47:49.000 What is the oldest symbol?

01:47:59.000 I'm not sure I would have spelled it like that, but okay.

01:48:01.000 What is the Otis Simbo?

01:48:05.000 Those are some old, old symbos.

01:48:09.000 What is the oldest sambo alive today?

01:48:12.000 Probably that show that you were talking about.

01:48:14.000 What's that family hour thing?

01:48:15.000 What is it called?

01:48:17.000 That show you used to watch where they used to do blackface?

01:48:19.000 The black and white minstrel show?

01:48:21.000 Yes.

01:48:22.000 All right, that's enough mail.

01:48:24.000 Stupid people sending me fucking viral videos.

01:48:27.000 That's enough white males. 0.92

01:48:28.000 Yeah, I've had enough of white male. 0.62

01:48:30.000 I think it's...

01:48:32.000 The double-headed eagle.

01:48:33.000 That's Scottish Rite.

01:48:36.000 The double-headed eagle.

01:48:39.000 Is that one of the oldest symbols?

01:48:40.000 Is that one of the Otis symbos?

01:48:44.000 All right, let's go back to the final video.

01:48:49.000 The final video.

01:48:51.000 This is actually, it's not listed in final videos.

01:48:54.000 It's a video I wanted to get to.

01:48:56.000 But, God, I love it.

01:48:58.000 It's number 44.

01:49:00.000 And I had this under masculinity.

01:49:02.000 I was going to do a whole talk about masculinity.

01:49:03.000 Actually, why don't I?

01:49:04.000 All right, let's do 43 first.

01:49:06.000 These are two dickweeds who are interviewing people for their irrelevant podcast.

01:49:14.000 And this hot dog guy comes and sits with them.

01:49:17.000 And they decide, fuck you, because later on he didn't give them free hot dogs.

01:49:22.000 Check this out.

01:49:24.000 More than the music to.

01:49:26.000 It's interesting that every time we say we're in high school, no one questions it.

01:49:31.000 Yeah, we're because you're so little.

01:49:33.000 I guess that's good on us.

01:49:35.000 You look like little girls. 0.99

01:49:36.000 I am definitely much older than that.

01:49:38.000 That's why I'm in Hollywood, so I can play high school, maybe even middle school.

01:49:42.000 That is true.

01:49:44.000 Yeah, and if any other mothers out there have any high school daughters that they want to set our boy Paul up with, definitely hit him up. 1.00

01:49:52.000 How fake was the number you provided?

01:49:54.000 That was my real number.

01:49:55.000 No, it wasn't.

01:49:55.000 Yeah.

01:49:59.000 We need to do their testosterone levels. 1.00

01:50:02.000 I'm sensing like 190.

01:50:06.000 Okay, where's the guy in the chair?

01:50:07.000 Continue the roost.

01:50:10.000 Can we just talk to strangers on the outside?

01:50:13.000 Please join.

01:50:14.000 We got room for both of you guys if you want.

01:50:16.000 Welcome to the dock.

01:50:18.000 Hello, guys.

01:50:19.000 Andrew and Cole here coming at you after the fact.

01:50:22.000 This is a little piece.

01:50:23.000 Remember that video I showed you where they make forts?

01:50:27.000 It was these hipsters that say, A place To explore yourself, a place to enjoy the child and all of us.

01:50:34.000 We build forts.

01:50:35.000 Forts for you, forts for your friends.

01:50:37.000 And then he jumped down a hill.

01:50:39.000 They had no testosterone.

01:50:41.000 Like, look at this guy with the glasses.

01:50:43.000 Does he even have a penis?

01:50:45.000 I bet his penis just looks like a tampon string. 0.77

01:50:48.000 And his balls are the same size as birds' balls.

01:50:53.000 Birds balls.

01:50:54.000 Not bird.

01:50:54.000 Birds' balls.

01:50:55.000 Birds.

01:50:56.000 Chickadee.

01:50:58.000 The interview you were about to watch was a man who owned a hot dog company.

01:51:01.000 It was a great interview.

01:51:02.000 We talked to him for about six or seven minutes.

01:51:06.000 They had a bunch of chains down in Southern California.

01:51:08.000 They're a popular hot dog franchise.

01:51:10.000 For once, just pause.

01:51:12.000 There'd be something interesting on your stupid fucking show.

01:51:15.000 Sounds like that.

01:51:16.000 I'd like to hear about that.

01:51:17.000 The economics of hot dogs.

01:51:19.000 I was listening to Miley Cyrus on Howard Stern, and he keeps talking to her about fame and money.

01:51:24.000 And you're like, I don't fucking care.

01:51:27.000 Everything that she has to say, I assume was true.

01:51:29.000 Yeah, you're really famous.

01:51:30.000 It's hard to get a grip, but your mom is there to provide discipline.

01:51:33.000 Yeah, I figured.

01:51:34.000 I don't fucking care.

01:51:35.000 I want to hear, someone who's been in the pop music industry your whole life, I wanted to hear about the economics.

01:51:40.000 How do you think it's changed?

01:51:42.000 How did Napster hurt your business?

01:51:46.000 How is it now with Spotify and everything?

01:51:49.000 Is live shows the only way to make money?

01:51:50.000 Can you tell me about the economics?

01:51:52.000 How do you collaborate?

01:51:53.000 Do you reach out to them personally?

01:51:55.000 What points do you get on a record?

01:51:56.000 What is a co-collab?

01:51:57.000 Is it 50-50?

01:51:58.000 Yeah.

01:51:59.000 Do you design your own merch?

01:52:00.000 What do you think of that whole DJ who's getting sued by Kellis there?

01:52:06.000 Or Taylor Swift's whole deal?

01:52:08.000 Did she bring up her acting in the Black Mirror episode?

01:52:10.000 I turned it off.

01:52:11.000 I didn't fucking listen to it.

01:52:12.000 Acting in Black Mirror was really good.

01:52:14.000 It was really good.

01:52:15.000 Really good.

01:52:16.000 Well, your impression was pretty good of me.

01:52:16.000 All right.

01:52:20.000 Really good.

01:52:21.000 This and how he started and where he's at, and it was really interesting.

01:52:24.000 You kind of let him plug whatever he wanted.

01:52:25.000 It was obviously an average.

01:52:28.000 The plugs on their podcast would have made him millions in hot dog sales.

01:52:32.000 For real?

01:52:33.000 No.

01:52:34.000 Have you ever heard of them?

01:52:35.000 No.

01:52:37.000 No, they're not doing too great.

01:52:37.000 14,000 views.

01:52:41.000 Advertisement for his business.

01:52:43.000 Right.

01:52:43.000 So after we were done recording, we walked around the festival and actually saw his business where they were selling the hot dogs.

01:52:51.000 And he came up to us and he said, thanks for doing that interview.

01:52:53.000 It was so fun.

01:52:54.000 And we thought maybe if we stuck around, he'd give us a free hot dog.

01:52:59.000 Free hot dogs.

01:53:00.000 We were hungry.

01:53:01.000 He told us about how good the hot dogs were.

01:53:02.000 We were standing there with him for a couple of minutes.

01:53:05.000 We were on our way to go eat.

01:53:07.000 He never once offered a free hot dog.

01:53:09.000 No, no free hot dogs.

01:53:10.000 So we decided to cut his interview.

01:53:12.000 Oh my God.

01:53:15.000 What a couple of bitches. 1.00

01:53:17.000 What a couple of entitled.

01:53:19.000 What a couple of entitled little bitches. 1.00

01:53:22.000 How about I set my shit up?

01:53:23.000 I paid for my little tent here.

01:53:25.000 How about if you just heard how hard it is to own a chain of hot dog stands, you venerate the entrepreneur and dip into your pocket for two bucks to support him.

01:53:33.000 You support.

01:53:34.000 He's out there all day.

01:53:35.000 The owner of the company's out there schlepping hot dogs all day and you're like, so no free one?

01:53:40.000 Fuck you.

01:53:42.000 That's the same as that Republican kid.

01:53:46.000 That's the same as that Republican kid who said, after he got his piece of paper, take him in, he goes, call the cops.

01:53:51.000 Call the police.

01:53:54.000 Oh, you're not giving me a free hot dog?

01:53:55.000 Kill the interview.

01:53:56.000 Kill it.

01:53:59.000 You fucking pussy. 0.99

01:54:01.000 That was too much of indecence.

01:54:04.000 It really was.

01:54:06.000 Which brings us to the next guy on the subject of masculinity.

01:54:09.000 We'll end the show with this.

01:54:10.000 I know things are better in threes, but sometimes twos are good too.

01:54:16.000 This is just a guy.

01:54:17.000 First of all, what are you doing?

01:54:18.000 Like, why are you recording this?

01:54:20.000 How many views does this have?

01:54:21.000 Is this guy popular?

01:54:22.000 I've never heard of him either, but I'm basically a boomer.

01:54:26.000 He's got 37,000 subscribers, 5,000 views on this.

01:54:29.000 It was released January, July 1st of last year.

01:54:32.000 Okay, so he's not very popular.

01:54:35.000 Oh, oh.

01:54:42.000 It's called fucking therapy, man.

01:54:44.000 It's called self-care.

01:54:46.000 Self-therapy.

01:54:47.000 Just fucking be your goddamn feelings.

01:54:49.000 It's called editing and angles.

01:54:51.000 Things for a moment.

01:54:52.000 You know what I mean?

01:54:56.000 Oh, remember now.

01:54:58.000 Oh, imagine running into this guy at a bar and having to sit next to him.

01:55:01.000 I kind of did once, actually.

01:55:03.000 There was a guy at the duck, and I was talking about Antifa being the paramilitary wing of the DNC.

01:55:10.000 And he goes, Trump has people like that.

01:55:12.000 And I go, Trump has people who come to his rallies and beat up anyone who disagrees with Trump.

01:55:18.000 And he goes, yeah.

01:55:18.000 I go, who?

01:55:19.000 He goes, the KKK. 0.74

01:55:20.000 Huh.

01:55:21.000 Oh.

01:55:22.000 It's like the Hells Angels at the Rolling Stones.

01:55:23.000 They show up there.

01:55:24.000 People are like, fuck you.

01:55:25.000 And they're like, fuck off.

01:55:26.000 When you said, imagine running into this guy, I pictured this.

01:55:31.000 That's how I would like to run into that.

01:55:33.000 I think he knocked her out.

01:55:34.000 Yeah.

01:55:35.000 Initially.

01:55:35.000 I think she get back to this guy who's crying.

01:55:38.000 What's he crying about?

01:55:39.000 Did his mother die of cancer?

01:55:41.000 That's a smile, so I suspect not.

01:55:42.000 Okay, well, what's the tears for, sir?

01:55:44.000 I was just...

01:55:53.000 And wandering with spiritual like a fucking yogi, man.

01:55:57.000 God damn, there's words for it.

01:55:59.000 I was wandering around, connecting with God, being God as God, you know, with the energy of God.

01:56:07.000 As one does.

01:56:08.000 And I was noticing energy within me.

01:56:15.000 I have a feeling.

01:56:18.000 I was noticing my perspective run into roadblocks of, oh, if I went here and went to this drum circle, I'd really have to be myself.

01:56:27.000 Oh, my God.

01:56:28.000 I'd have to take a chance.

01:56:29.000 Oh, my God, right?

01:56:32.000 And.

01:56:34.000 That's his phone fainting.

01:56:38.000 His phone just barfing.

01:56:39.000 Part of the reason I feel slightly so afraid to be out in front of people.

01:56:45.000 Maybe it's as your therapist.

01:56:46.000 Have you thought it might be because you suck?

01:56:48.000 Yeah.

01:56:48.000 When he said his phone's at 14%, he meant that.

01:56:51.000 That was his testosterone reading.

01:56:52.000 It just came back in an email.

01:56:54.000 Maybe you're so uncomfortable around being with other people because you know inherently that you suck.

01:56:59.000 Maybe your instincts Are correct.

01:57:01.000 Maybe you shouldn't be around other people.

01:57:04.000 Oh, I can make people feel some fucking things.

01:57:08.000 Yeah, oh, yeah, like cringe.

01:57:10.000 I'm feeling something right now.

01:57:11.000 My skin wants to leave my body and go hide under the fucking in the basement. 0.93

01:57:16.000 I want to do what your phone did.

01:57:17.000 Really, really, really?

01:57:19.000 You know?

01:57:20.000 My eyes want to bark.

01:57:21.000 I got to be bold as fuck, man.

01:57:23.000 Off to a bad start.

01:57:25.000 That's what it ends now, man.

01:57:31.000 But it's like it doesn't matter.

01:57:33.000 It doesn't matter.

01:57:34.000 Like, either I'm going to fucking die.

01:57:36.000 Yes, please.

01:57:37.000 Or I'm going to be this person, you know what I mean?

01:57:41.000 Is that an ultimatum?

01:57:42.000 I'll take door number one, sir.

01:57:45.000 Say no more.

01:57:46.000 Me.

01:57:47.000 I don't need to hear option two.

01:57:49.000 Yeah.

01:57:49.000 They got a plan A so good.

01:57:51.000 And it's a fucking, it's absolutely beautiful that I feel this truth that if I got to stick up, stand up, be out, be bold, I actually feel within myself that it's going to be incredible.

01:58:05.000 It's going to catch some eyes, you know, and part of me is afraid of that shit because then what does that mean?

01:58:09.000 How do I do all that shit, right?

01:58:12.000 But I just came to this road, these energetic roadblocks within me as I was wandering and following the feelings and, you know, should I go here, right?

01:58:23.000 Should I go there with this group, with that group?

01:58:25.000 Should I just be by myself?

01:58:26.000 Be ashamed.

01:58:29.000 I'm starting a new group called the Shame Boys.

01:58:32.000 And our leader is, we promote a sense of self-consciousness.

01:58:38.000 This is the Beneretner of the set of the Shame Boys.

01:58:41.000 There's firing truth within me that says, like, you're going to be fucking huge, man.

01:58:48.000 What is he saying?

01:58:48.000 Like, he's going to be the next Messiah?

01:58:50.000 Doesn't matter when or what?

01:58:54.000 It doesn't matter.

01:58:56.000 I have to go out.

01:58:59.000 Yeah.

01:59:00.000 AI has just become self-aware in that moment.

01:59:02.000 Camera laughed.

01:59:03.000 All right.

01:59:04.000 Listen.

01:59:04.000 Camera packed its bags and walked off my dash.

01:59:08.000 Alexa just doesn't answer him anymore.

01:59:10.000 Alexa is like this. 1.00

01:59:11.000 Fuck you.

01:59:13.000 Be fucking bold.

01:59:15.000 No.

01:59:16.000 And don't be bold.

01:59:17.000 You don't have what it takes.

01:59:19.000 You can't even talk to yourself in a car without crying.

01:59:22.000 I'm going to be this amazing fucking human being.

01:59:27.000 Well, you've got a long way to go.

01:59:28.000 I don't know.

01:59:29.000 Maybe everybody.

01:59:29.000 You'd make a great beaver.

01:59:31.000 You'd make a great cadaver.

01:59:33.000 A sense of might is unique.

01:59:35.000 Hey, if you're such a great human being, why don't you try flying?

01:59:38.000 Jump off the top of a building and fly around.

01:59:42.000 Breathe underwater, perhaps?

01:59:43.000 I don't know.

01:59:43.000 You go be your own fucking greatness.

01:59:45.000 I don't know.

01:59:46.000 Go put on some cement shoes and meet some fish and be brave and bold underwater.

01:59:52.000 And it's fucking terrifying.

01:59:54.000 I gotta be honest, man.

01:59:56.000 because I know that I have this huge wealth of love within me for the sounds, for the sacred feelings, and Oh, God.

02:00:07.000 It's fucking scary, man.

02:00:09.000 I think I'd rather have ants crawl up my urethra than watch this anymore.

02:00:14.000 Get that out of here. 1.00

02:00:15.000 I need a battle to the death between him and the Emma Watson guy who thought she was God.

02:00:19.000 Yeah, well, it's all part of the same subject, folks at home.

02:00:21.000 I assume that you know what Ryan's talking about.

02:00:24.000 This is linked to the fucking guy who thought that Emma Watson was speaking to him and she had returned as the Messiah, as Jesus Christ.

02:00:37.000 And he also was sort of like, I mean, I'm flattered, but I'm like, what are you doing here again?

02:00:42.000 She just keeps showing up as this fucking Jesus Christ figure for me. 1.00

02:00:46.000 And eventually I started to learn from her.

02:00:48.000 And yeah, you're a fucking loser pussy who's high on mushrooms and has a crush on a celebrity. 1.00

02:00:55.000 That's it.

02:00:56.000 And that's him.

02:00:58.000 And dude, crying in your car about how big and bold and amazing you're going to be, you're just shy because you know you suck.

02:01:06.000 Baby steps.

02:01:08.000 Maybe accomplish something first before you're hanging out with Emma Watson ghosts and becoming Jesus.

02:01:14.000 You notice they both have the Messiah in their diatribes.

02:01:19.000 All right.

02:01:20.000 We need to clean the palette.

02:01:23.000 And shitty things come in threes, although you kind of made it a three there.

02:01:27.000 But let's do one more.

02:01:29.000 The very last final video, second last actually, is called Crackhead Pipe.

02:01:33.000 And it's this cop who takes away this guy's crack pipe every time he sees him.

02:01:38.000 And the way the fucking guy reacts is so awesome because he's just had enough.

02:01:46.000 He's had enough of having his crack pipe taken away.

02:01:51.000 And it links to the other two because we're living in this era of spoiled brats. 1.00

02:01:57.000 You know, you don't deserve a free hot dog.

02:02:00.000 You're not the Messiah.

02:02:01.000 Emma Watson is not coming to you as an ethereal spirit.

02:02:06.000 And no, you don't deserve to be able to do crack wherever you want.

02:02:13.000 Come here.

02:02:15.000 What?

02:02:17.000 I'm with my friend there.

02:02:18.000 Standing in the middle.

02:02:18.000 Sorry, I didn't know you were with your friend.

02:02:20.000 I was walking right there with my friend.

02:02:22.000 You still in the middle of the road.

02:02:23.000 Come here, please, out of the road.

02:02:26.000 I don't.

02:02:27.000 What friend are you with now?

02:02:28.000 Shake is not long for this world.

02:02:31.000 You ain't got your stem on you tonight?

02:02:33.000 No.

02:02:35.000 Because like I said, every time I see you when I take your stem, I know that you're not going to be smoking for the rest of the night.

02:02:40.000 What the fuck?

02:02:41.000 And every time I do it, you don't ever get in trouble, do you?

02:02:44.000 You made me drop my drink.

02:02:46.000 Twice.

02:02:46.000 Yeah.

02:02:47.000 Come back over here.

02:02:48.000 Some bullshit.

02:02:49.000 Share it.

02:02:50.000 Come here.

02:02:51.000 This is exactly like me and my six-year-old.

02:02:54.000 What I want is iPad.

02:02:55.000 All right, that's enough iPad time.

02:02:57.000 Come on.

02:02:58.000 No screens.

02:02:59.000 Don't walk away from me.

02:03:01.000 No screens.

02:03:03.000 You ain't got it?

02:03:04.000 Man, why is it every time I let you see me, man, you ask me that question, dog?

02:03:09.000 Because every time I see you, you have a stem.

02:03:11.000 I was walking with a friend.

02:03:13.000 That doesn't have anything to do with your stem.

02:03:15.000 It's walking with a friend.

02:03:16.000 Oh, wait, that's impossible to walk.

02:03:18.000 Okay, I didn't.

02:03:19.000 Oh, I thought you were doing crack.

02:03:20.000 You're with a friend?

02:03:21.000 Sorry.

02:03:22.000 Friends can't carry.

02:03:23.000 You're good to go, Tallahassee.

02:03:25.000 You asked me.

02:03:25.000 Doesn't have anything because you've got one.

02:03:28.000 Who said that?

02:03:30.000 Was I out with you last week down here when you had it?

02:03:34.000 Was I out with you over at Lucky's Market when you had it in your sock?

02:03:39.000 Yes.

02:03:40.000 You gonna give me a graphic?

02:03:41.000 What a perfect fucking zoom down here.

02:03:44.000 Yeah, that is awesome.

02:03:45.000 I didn't see that part before.

02:03:47.000 This is so.

02:03:49.000 Oh, shit.

02:03:50.000 He hits it with a flashlight as soon as he did.

02:03:51.000 That is.

02:03:52.000 That was a moment.

02:03:54.000 No.

02:03:54.000 I don't fucking believe you.

02:03:57.000 Who said it?

02:03:58.000 I got one.

02:03:59.000 I don't got one, man.

02:04:00.000 Alright, so you wouldn't mind if I looked for it?

02:04:03.000 Whoa, why do I have to give you my fucking half I forgot?

02:04:06.000 Because it's illegal.

02:04:07.000 Harry, how you see me, man?

02:04:08.000 Yeah.

02:04:08.000 I don't have.

02:04:09.000 I told you, every time I see my flip.

02:04:10.000 Why do I have to give you my crackpipe?

02:04:12.000 What do you think?

02:04:12.000 I thought you didn't have one.

02:04:13.000 He could just give him the crack pipe and then keep the crack.

02:04:17.000 It's almost like it seems like...

02:04:20.000 They're not probably not easy to find.

02:04:21.000 He's letting him keep the crack.

02:04:23.000 The entitlement is pretty above and beyond.

02:04:26.000 Like, he gets to keep his crack.

02:04:27.000 You don't ever go to jail.

02:04:28.000 You never give me You never give me a free hot dog.

02:04:34.000 Every time you see me.

02:04:35.000 Yes, every time I see you.

02:04:37.000 Prot pot.

02:04:38.000 Go ahead.

02:04:39.000 Yes, you can give it to me.

02:04:41.000 A man, I can go.

02:04:43.000 Yep.

02:04:45.000 Florida man.

02:04:46.000 That's what you want.

02:04:47.000 Yeah.

02:04:48.000 That's what you want.

02:04:49.000 Yep.

02:04:49.000 That is what I want.

02:04:50.000 Yeah, he made it pretty clear.

02:04:51.000 That's what you want.

02:04:52.000 Yep.

02:04:52.000 Poor cops, man.

02:04:53.000 Being a cop, you're just a baby.

02:04:56.000 All right, have a goodie.

02:04:57.000 Giant babies.

02:04:58.000 Dude, and you get to keep your crack, you stupid fool.

02:05:01.000 You fucking loser.

02:05:02.000 Wow.

02:05:02.000 So be a man, okay?

02:05:05.000 You need to leave.

02:05:07.000 You need to leave.

02:05:08.000 Don't cry in your car at how great you can be.

02:05:11.000 Don't pretend Emma Watson gives a shit about you. 1.00

02:05:14.000 Don't take a suck attack when you don't get a free hot dog.

02:05:17.000 Get fired.

02:05:18.000 Get in trouble.

02:05:20.000 Be brave.

02:05:21.000 And never refugee run the seas cause we own our own boat.

02:05:26.000 I'm on to life if my hips don't lie. 0.92

02:05:28.000 And I'm starting to feel you bore.

02:05:30.000 And then let's go.

02:05:31.000 We'll slow.

02:05:32.000 Baby, let this is protective.

02:05:35.000 Oh, you know, I'm on to life if my hips don't lie. 1.00

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 03, 2020

S02E119 - GOML STUPIDEST RALLIES EVER [2020-02-03 - S02E119 - GOML STUPIDEST RALLIES EVER]

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