Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E121 - STATE OF THE UNION [2020-02-05 - S02E121 - STATE OF THE UNION]

00:00:23.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:30.000 I built a greenhouse.

00:00:45.000 I tried my best, but I guess.

00:00:47.000 I can't stop giving.

00:00:49.000 I can't stop giving.

00:00:51.000 I can't stop giving.

00:00:59.000 What are they called again?

00:01:00.000 That's an Australian band.

00:01:02.000 Cable ties?

00:01:03.000 Cable ties.

00:01:04.000 Cable ties.

00:01:06.000 Fun little band there from Down Under, Two Chicks in a Dew, little punk trio.

00:01:13.000 I think the punk sort of resurgence that Australia is going through right now is better than, I don't know, 70s punk movement in Britain.

00:01:26.000 All of that, like, I'm on a, what was that, Smoke Break song?

00:01:31.000 I'm on a Daigo.

00:01:33.000 What's it called?

00:01:34.000 Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:01:37.000 That was a jam.

00:01:38.000 The town of like the Loserville or something?

00:01:40.000 Yeah, when I was headed there for that, that talking shit thing, I was guest hosting Penthouse, guest editing, and I did a whole thing on the Australian punk scene.

00:01:53.000 Fuckwit City is the place that you want to be.

00:01:57.000 No.

00:01:58.000 What?

00:02:00.000 That's not the sun.

00:02:05.000 That band goes back to the actual 70s, you fuckwit.

00:02:10.000 They were there for the first time around.

00:02:12.000 Oh, I can't stand it anymore Now we have to find out what that is.

00:02:25.000 What's the Australian Smoke Break song?

00:02:29.000 Australian punk band.

00:02:30.000 I'm on a Daigo.

00:02:34.000 And there's no smoking in it.

00:02:34.000 Fuck.

00:02:37.000 Smoco?

00:02:38.000 No, the chat's smoco.

00:02:40.000 That sounds right.

00:02:42.000 I'm going smoco.

00:02:43.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:02:45.000 So leave me alone.

00:02:46.000 I'm going smoco.

00:02:48.000 Interesting tidbit, there's no smoking in this video.

00:02:53.000 Notice all those videos were formatted not 1080p, but like this.

00:02:57.000 That's like everyone I went to high school with.

00:03:00.000 Yeah, what about these videos?

00:03:02.000 They're retro formatted for like old school televisions, not widescreen televisions.

00:03:07.000 It's two in the afternoon at 34 degrees.

00:03:10.000 The Queensland arch summer heat.

00:03:13.000 Had me sweating buckets up and down my street.

00:03:16.000 Cause there I spied the bloke perched atop of his milk crate thrown.

00:03:21.000 He eyed me off as I approached.

00:03:24.000 Then he said, I'm on smoke home.

00:03:28.000 So leave me alone.

00:03:29.000 I'm on smoke home.

00:03:30.000 So I'm just like, not Michael Malice.

00:03:33.000 I'm just like Nancy Pelosi.

00:03:35.000 Actually, I'm dressed like both people at the same time.

00:03:38.000 And I think it's throwing off the white balance for the show.

00:03:41.000 Maybe.

00:03:42.000 I look very dark.

00:03:47.000 That's like the same color creamy coat. 0.69

00:03:49.000 She's got more.

00:03:50.000 She's double-breasted. 1.00

00:03:52.000 You know, she has fucking gigantic jugs. 1.00

00:03:54.000 Yeah, look at the nipple placement. 1.00

00:03:55.000 Look at the buttons.

00:03:58.000 That's goofy, isn't it?

00:03:59.000 That's so tacky.

00:04:00.000 It is tacky.

00:04:01.000 Check out my tits. 0.99

00:04:04.000 What do you think?

00:04:06.000 Nancy Polgrossi.

00:04:06.000 Wow.

00:04:08.000 So the State of the Union was a smashing success last night.

00:04:11.000 We failed you, the viewer, by not live broadcasting it.

00:04:15.000 I apologize for that.

00:04:16.000 It actually didn't occur to me.

00:04:18.000 My problem with State of the Unions is everything seems so scripted and predictable, and the Tuskegee men come out, and this is a handicapped boy that I taught how to fly, and this is America's great.

00:04:30.000 I don't know, especially with an off-the-cuff king like Donald Trump.

00:04:35.000 I kind of don't like seeing him in scripted environments.

00:04:38.000 It throws me off.

00:04:43.000 Those lines on that book learning.

00:04:47.000 So let's go through all the things that you've seen.

00:04:50.000 Very petty.

00:04:52.000 Very tom petty in court.

00:04:54.000 There was the no handshake thing where Pelosi put out her hand and he said, fuck you.

00:05:00.000 Now, anyone who's known of Trump before, how many times have you been in that situation, huh?

00:05:05.000 Happens.

00:05:05.000 Hey, oh, all right.

00:05:07.000 Or you have your high five out and, oh, alrighty.

00:05:11.000 Or you go for a kiss on that first date, and then she just sort of pulls away and you're sort of left going, ooh.

00:05:17.000 And as you're going, ooh, you're thinking, this whole fucking night was a waste.

00:05:24.000 All those beers, all that talking.

00:05:26.000 I could have fucked Nancy. 1.00

00:05:28.000 And I turned her down for you, and you're not interested.

00:05:32.000 Why'd you come back to my house?

00:05:35.000 Oh, because I have Coke.

00:05:36.000 Okay.

00:05:37.000 Well, that's rape. 1.00

00:05:39.000 You always have to look for somebody when you have to make eye contact with somebody after you've gotten snuffed to be like, I know what happened.

00:05:48.000 Well, it took me a long time to figure this out, but eventually I just started doing jokes.

00:05:53.000 So I would go, and then I go, all right, not looking like it's happening here.

00:05:59.000 I could wait a little longer, but that saves it.

00:06:02.000 That's pretty good.

00:06:05.000 Trump always, back, I've known of him since I was a kid, and his thing has always been, someone fucks with you, you fuck them over twice as hard.

00:06:13.000 And it's great advice.

00:06:15.000 Even with friends, let me explain.

00:06:17.000 When you're in junior high and you're playing Punch Buggy Red or something and someone bonks you, then you go, oh, geez, yeah, you saw how much fucking the next time it's your turn.

00:06:26.000 Just fucking.

00:06:28.000 I don't mean punch them in the balls Or do anything outside of the normal rules, but just make sure you just do it a little bit harder.

00:06:35.000 And that sends out a message to the world, but more importantly, to you: don't fuck with me.

00:06:42.000 Fuck around and find out.

00:06:43.000 FOFA.

00:06:45.000 And that's Trump's secret to successful businessing.

00:06:49.000 So you tried to impeach me?

00:06:51.000 I don't shake your hand.

00:06:52.000 It's kind of unchristian because it's really about not forgiving.

00:06:56.000 But I will concede that's my number one problem with Christianity is the forgiveness thing.

00:07:01.000 And judging from the sermons at my church, it's real important.

00:07:06.000 You can't really, it's like Jesus.

00:07:08.000 You can't go to church and go, I'm not a Jesus guy, but I love everything else.

00:07:11.000 They go, well, then you're a Jew.

00:07:13.000 If you're not into forgiveness, you're not a Christian. 0.82

00:07:18.000 Forgiveness helps you, not the other person.

00:07:20.000 That's what they keep saying.

00:07:21.000 Yeah, it does.

00:07:23.000 They're rent-free in your head.

00:07:25.000 Making you feel poopy.

00:07:26.000 Yeah, I hear that.

00:07:28.000 I need a pen.

00:07:29.000 Yeah, I know all the things.

00:07:31.000 Yeah, I got one.

00:07:34.000 No, that's gross.

00:07:35.000 That's a great pen.

00:07:36.000 I want the get-off-my-lawn pen.

00:07:38.000 Oh, the G-O-M-L-P. 1.00

00:07:39.000 Yeah.

00:07:42.000 That was pretty good.

00:07:45.000 I just had one.

00:07:46.000 Shaisa.

00:07:47.000 Anyway, so that's, we got to cover that.

00:07:49.000 We covered it very, very well.

00:07:52.000 We really got into it.

00:07:53.000 The other big thing was, of course, the ripping.

00:07:55.000 She ripped it up. 0.78

00:07:56.000 She pretended that was the reverend thing to do.

00:07:59.000 Look at that.

00:08:00.000 Liberals love it.

00:08:01.000 Look at Deborah messing. 1.00

00:08:02.000 Oh, this is so awesome.

00:08:08.000 Somebody pointed it out.

00:08:09.000 How is her argument this was the right thing to do?

00:08:11.000 I think she, so you can't sell it on eBay?

00:08:14.000 That's like, oh, that's been read.

00:08:16.000 I don't want it anymore.

00:08:17.000 It's like you're throwing the papers.

00:08:19.000 Meanwhile, she's obviously into selling things.

00:08:21.000 You saw the bullet pens she had for the impeachment thing. 0.71

00:08:24.000 She had about 100.

00:08:27.000 Remember those?

00:08:28.000 I think Trump actually made fun of her by giving away the markers to sign a bill.

00:08:32.000 Oh, really?

00:08:33.000 He was just handing out handfuls of markers.

00:08:33.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:08:36.000 These are Pelosis.

00:08:37.000 I can't do the show without a pen.

00:08:38.000 Alright, go get a pen.

00:08:42.000 Oh, okay.

00:08:46.000 I want Smokeo!

00:08:48.000 So leave me alone.

00:08:49.000 I want Smokeo.

00:08:55.000 I'm going to have to settle for a pen in a blueprint.

00:08:55.000 Try to find that.

00:08:59.000 Stupid blueprint.

00:09:01.000 You know, Kennedy from Fox Business, she's kind of OCD, and at every show, she has an entire thing of Sharpies. 1.00

00:09:11.000 Like, well, I guess, is this a Sharpie?

00:09:13.000 No, Sharpies, of all different colors.

00:09:15.000 All lined out, ready, organized, fresh.

00:09:18.000 You just had the pens.

00:09:19.000 Why'd you leave them?

00:09:22.000 What are you doing?

00:09:23.000 What, Pelosis?

00:09:24.000 Oh, I showed those.

00:09:24.000 Yeah.

00:09:25.000 Oh, okay.

00:09:27.000 And then we got the ripping, which was remarkably juvenile.

00:09:34.000 And am I biased for thinking that Trump's handshake thing wasn't juvenile, but her ripping thing was juvenile? 0.84

00:09:40.000 Because she fucked with him. 1.00

00:09:43.000 I don't want to shake your hand.

00:09:44.000 I'll look like a pussy. 0.98

00:09:46.000 You tried to get me fired and I'm going to shake your hand.

00:09:49.000 And then the problem with her ripping the thing was, you want to hand me the paper there?

00:09:55.000 It was not the one I ripped, the other one.

00:09:58.000 We had a backup plan.

00:09:59.000 That was only a prop.

00:10:02.000 But that speech, look at this shit they're putting in the post these days.

00:10:06.000 They're trying to get fashionable.

00:10:09.000 The speech he gave involved the Medal of Freedom, Rush Limbaugh getting that.

00:10:15.000 He talked about the Tuskegee spacemen?

00:10:19.000 Airmen.

00:10:20.000 The last spacemen here.

00:10:22.000 Great-grandson of a 100-year-old retired member of the Tuskegee Airmen was lauded by President Trump as a potential recruit for the new Space Force.

00:10:27.000 Yeah, his grandson, yep.

00:10:29.000 He talked about human rights and shat on Kim Jong-un.

00:10:32.000 It really, even the Daily Beast was saying this was the greatest State of the Union I've ever seen.

00:10:37.000 Wow.

00:10:37.000 Look at 13B.

00:10:39.000 And there was a few articles about that.

00:10:41.000 They called it the design to troll Democrats, and it worked.

00:10:49.000 But when she ripped that up, she was ripping up everything he put in the State of the Union.

00:10:55.000 So you're ripping up the Tuskegee airmen.

00:10:59.000 You're ripping up the jobs numbers.

00:11:02.000 You're ripping up all this positive American stuff.

00:11:04.000 It's the exact same as not standing for the American anthem.

00:11:06.000 This is the problem with the left these days.

00:11:08.000 Their attitude is, fuck America.

00:11:12.000 Fuck the national anthem.

00:11:13.000 No, no, no, no.

00:11:14.000 Trump doesn't own America.

00:11:16.000 You're not giving Trump a fuck you when you say fuck America.

00:11:19.000 You're giving me a fuck you.

00:11:20.000 You're giving war vets a fuck you.

00:11:22.000 What was this?

00:11:23.000 A military wife was reunited with her Army husband during President Trump's speech as he addressed Congress.

00:11:28.000 Trump surprised Amy Williams, who was sitting next to First Lady Amelia Trump, by bringing out her husband, Sergeant First Class Townsend Williams, who had been deployed for the past seven months in Afghanistan.

00:11:40.000 Let's see if we can watch that without crying.

00:11:42.000 You know what?

00:11:43.000 It's not a real tearful one, but it was a very nice moment.

00:11:47.000 Heavy burden on our nation's extraordinary military families, especially spouses like Amy Williams from Fort Bragg, North Carolina, and her two children, six-year-old Eliana and three-year-old Rowan.

00:12:01.000 Amy works full-time and volunteers countless hours, helping other military families.

00:12:07.000 For the past seven months, she has done it all while her husband, Sergeant First Last Townsend Williams, is in Afghanistan on his fourth deployment in the Middle East.

00:12:17.000 Amy's kids haven't seen their father's face in many months.

00:12:21.000 Amy, your family's sacrifice makes it possible for all of our families to live in safety and in peace, and we want to thank you.

00:12:31.000 Can we stand when we re-watch this?

00:12:31.000 Thank you, Amy.

00:12:37.000 Thank you.

00:12:39.000 Is that Rush Limbaugh with a cochlear implant?

00:12:42.000 Yeah.

00:12:43.000 He has a cochlear implant?

00:12:44.000 Or some sort of thing?

00:12:45.000 He just got diagnosed with lung cancer, so that might be part of that.

00:12:50.000 No, that's a cochlear implant, Ryan.

00:12:52.000 Oh, you were detective shitty.

00:12:55.000 Why would you have something drilled into your skull when you have terminal lung cancer?

00:12:55.000 All right.

00:12:55.000 Well, then.

00:13:00.000 sort of rich person chemo thing?

00:13:02.000 He got awarded the...

00:13:05.000 He got awarded the highest thing.

00:13:05.000 Ah.

00:13:09.000 The Medal of Freedom.

00:13:10.000 The Medal of Freedom.

00:13:11.000 And I don't like what he did with his hands or his face or his eyes.

00:13:15.000 Oh, he sort of did like a praying thing?

00:13:15.000 Which is petty.

00:13:17.000 And then his face, it was just overacted.

00:13:19.000 Talk about overact.

00:13:20.000 We'll have to watch that, but let's see this surprise.

00:13:23.000 There is one more thing.

00:13:24.000 Tonight we have a very special surprise.

00:13:27.000 I am thrilled to inform you that your husband is back from deployment.

00:13:31.000 He is here with us tonight, and we couldn't keep him waiting any longer.

00:13:36.000 Thank you.

00:13:48.000 Hey, Dad, I remember you.

00:13:50.000 Thank you.

00:13:59.000 This is bad because she had just decided that day right before Trump called her that she was going to file her divorce papers. 0.97

00:14:07.000 I got a little moist.

00:14:10.000 I got zero moist because I felt like the kids didn't bring it home.

00:14:15.000 The kids smiling there, so I was like, okay, that's good.

00:14:17.000 Yeah, but you know what you don't get about kids that age is?

00:14:20.000 You kind of forget who your dad is after seven months.

00:14:23.000 Like I would go away for four or five days on a business trip, but I'd come back.

00:14:27.000 And when my kids were that age, they'd sort of go, oh, hey.

00:14:30.000 The guy who told me no Pop-Tarts after nine.

00:14:32.000 Nice.

00:14:33.000 You're back.

00:14:34.000 Great.

00:14:35.000 Let's see Rush Limbaugh fuck up his Medal of Freedom.

00:14:38.000 Okay.

00:14:38.000 I saw there was a lot of backlash with the left.

00:14:40.000 They didn't like that he did this, that he got this, because he made fun of Michael J. Fox.

00:14:46.000 Rush Limbaugh has spoken for, I'm going to say, at least a million hours.

00:14:51.000 But they go through his million hours and they find he made fun of Michael J. Fox and he called a woman a slut for wanting to use birth control.

00:15:01.000 Now, the Michael J. Fox thing, he was talking about Parkinson's and what it's done to him.

00:15:04.000 He goes, and it's totally changed his, you know, his whole demeanor.

00:15:07.000 He's moving around.

00:15:08.000 That's not making fun of somebody.

00:15:10.000 He said he was faking it, though, too.

00:15:12.000 Oh, really?

00:15:12.000 He said he was putting it on.

00:15:13.000 Yeah, he doesn't believe it.

00:15:14.000 He was hamming it up.

00:15:15.000 Okay, that's pretty bad.

00:15:17.000 But the Sandra Fluck thing, he said, wait a minute, you're going to a Catholic school, you're demanding they pay for your birth control. 0.98

00:15:25.000 Isn't that the very definition of a slut? 1.00

00:15:27.000 You know, within that paradigm of a Catholic church, a woman wanting to sleep around? 1.00

00:15:33.000 And it was a question.

00:15:34.000 You'll notice a lot of this vilification is someone asking a question.

00:15:39.000 All right, can we see Rush?

00:15:41.000 Can we see Rush fuck everything up?

00:15:43.000 It's pretty bad.

00:15:44.000 Special man, beloved by millions of Americans who just received...

00:15:50.000 He holds a podium.

00:15:52.000 It's like a woman's ass. 1.00

00:15:53.000 It's like he's grabbing a pussy. 1.00

00:15:56.000 Grabbing the podium's pussy. 1.00

00:15:57.000 But what is good news is that he is the greatest fighter in the world.

00:16:01.000 I feel like if I cut Mike Pence with a knife, he would stare at me as he stitched it back up himself.

00:16:08.000 And there might be diodes that come out.

00:16:14.000 Oh, thank you.

00:16:16.000 Thank you.

00:16:19.000 Is he a cyborg now?

00:16:21.000 I don't know.

00:16:22.000 Look, I'm making fun of him.

00:16:23.000 Oh, I'm Rush Limbaugh.

00:16:26.000 I have them in my head.

00:16:28.000 Choo-woo! 1.00

00:16:31.000 He doesn't know what to do with his hands.

00:16:32.000 It is, you know, my wife cried when Prince died.

00:16:37.000 And I said, but you haven't listened to any of his albums.

00:16:42.000 Who gives a shit?

00:16:43.000 He sucked for like the past 50 albums.

00:16:46.000 But Rush Limbaugh is different.

00:16:47.000 Rush Limbaugh is red-pilling and giving Americans hope on a daily basis.

00:16:52.000 That you have done for charity.

00:16:55.000 I am proud to announce tonight that you will be able to do it.

00:16:58.000 Yeah, she's terrible.

00:16:58.000 She won't look at him.

00:16:59.000 The country's highest civilian honor, the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

00:17:04.000 How are you helping by not looking at Rush?

00:17:07.000 He's not Medusa.

00:17:10.000 I think you've got to stand again, dude.

00:17:11.000 Thank you.

00:17:19.000 Oh, he didn't know?

00:17:22.000 I think his wife's like, great.

00:17:25.000 This is all I'm going to fucking hear about.

00:17:29.000 Could I have got this before I was dying?

00:17:32.000 I'm going to have it for like two weeks.

00:17:36.000 Fuck.

00:17:38.000 And in one month, we'll be giving him a Lamborghini and a $25 million house in Miami that he can enjoy for the rest of his days, and then we get it back.

00:17:52.000 It ends up costing like a thousand bucks.

00:17:56.000 What, Melania puts it on?

00:17:58.000 Oh.

00:17:58.000 Yep.

00:17:59.000 I'm going to walk to the top of the balcony and I'm going to put it on you, but on your ankle.

00:18:04.000 It's cute.

00:18:07.000 She must be so nervous.

00:18:08.000 You don't want to fuck that up.

00:18:09.000 You are now a vampire.

00:18:10.000 You don't clip that on and then it falls off onto the head of one of the people below.

00:18:17.000 We don't have clips in Estonia.

00:18:22.000 Take the scotch tape.

00:18:24.000 Do your best.

00:18:25.000 I can't hear you.

00:18:27.000 What are you saying?

00:18:31.000 My friend Dale's brother had a hearing aid when we were kids.

00:18:35.000 This is in the 70s.

00:18:37.000 And he would do this thing where he would make the sound it makes when it has feedback.

00:18:42.000 So they'd be watching TV and Dale would go, and his brother would be going, ah, fuck.

00:18:50.000 adjusting it, turning it down, and changing the frequencies.

00:18:59.000 What a great fucking way to pass time.

00:19:01.000 Ah, brothers.

00:19:02.000 You know what's funny about this, too, is that this was kind of deep in his whole thing.

00:19:07.000 He did a lot of like Oprah-like things, like look under your seat.

00:19:10.000 He gave this girl in Philly and her medal.

00:19:12.000 You get a medal of honor.

00:19:15.000 He really did.

00:19:16.000 There was this other girl and her mother, and they've been on this waiting list to pick a special school to not have these terrible schools or whatever.

00:19:24.000 And he's like, you won't have to wait any longer.

00:19:27.000 You're in.

00:19:28.000 And they're out.

00:19:29.000 Or whatever.

00:19:30.000 Scott's tots.

00:19:31.000 Yeah, and then he gave some other thing.

00:19:35.000 so it really felt like we were just like, he has stage four lung cancer, but the good news is we're getting rid of it tonight.

00:19:43.000 You have no cancer.

00:19:44.000 It really felt like he was just going to abolish the cancer from his body.

00:19:47.000 I was like, what are they going to do for him?

00:19:49.000 You're getting a cancer pardon.

00:19:49.000 So the momentum.

00:19:51.000 Yeah.

00:19:52.000 You're free to go.

00:19:53.000 Bye-bye, cancer.

00:19:54.000 Go home to mommy. 0.85

00:19:55.000 And then the cancer leaves her body, sucks into a jar that he seals up.

00:19:59.000 There's her cancer, stage four, trying to metastasize.

00:20:02.000 Throws it at Nancy's feet.

00:20:05.000 Okay, let's watch the highlights and then we'll stop talking about this so too.

00:20:08.000 Stato, the union.

00:20:11.000 Whoa.

00:20:12.000 Oh, I should have played that song by the Kinks.

00:20:15.000 Whoops.

00:20:19.000 I hate this shit.

00:20:20.000 Just show me the highlights.

00:20:23.000 It's all blacked out so I can look at it on my phone.

00:20:28.000 I am thrilled to report to you tonight that our economy is the best it has ever been.

00:20:34.000 Our military is completely rebuilt, with its power being unmatched anywhere in the world, and it's not even close.

00:20:42.000 Our borders are secure.

00:20:45.000 Our families are flourishing.

00:20:47.000 Our values are renewed.

00:20:50.000 Our pride is restored.

00:20:52.000 And for all of these reasons, I say to the people of our great country and to the members of Congress, the state of our Union is stronger than ever before.

00:21:07.000 Many politicians came and went pledging to change or replace NAFTA, only to do so, and then absolutely nothing happened.

00:21:17.000 But unlike so many who came before me, I keep my promises.

00:21:21.000 We did our job.

00:21:23.000 Our message to the terrorists is clear.

00:21:25.000 Unlike so many who came before me, I keep my promise.

00:21:27.000 And she's here going, what the fuck, fuck this guy.

00:21:29.000 Unlike so many who came before me, I keep my promises.

00:21:33.000 We did our job.

00:21:34.000 Our message to the terrorists is clear.

00:21:37.000 You will never get to the point.

00:21:38.000 He was always going through the notes.

00:21:40.000 He was always going through the notes.

00:21:41.000 If you attack our citizens, you forfeit your life.

00:21:46.000 We are working to finally end America's longest war and bring our troops back home.

00:21:53.000 Our troops back home.

00:21:55.000 We don't need to see that.

00:21:56.000 We just saw that.

00:21:57.000 He did a great, great, great thing.

00:22:00.000 Amy works full-time and volunteers countless hours helping other military. 0.67

00:22:05.000 We have a very spependized back good news is that he is the greatest fighter and winner, socialist limbo thing, legitimate ruler, a tyrant who brutalizes his people.

00:22:18.000 But Maduro's grip on tyranny will be smashed and broken.

00:22:24.000 Here this evening is a brave man who carries with him the hopes, dreams, and aspirations of all Venezuelans.

00:22:33.000 Joining us in the gallery is the true and legitimate president of Venezuela, Juan Guaido.

00:22:40.000 Mr. President, please take this message back to you.

00:22:49.000 That's an interim?

00:22:51.000 Alex?

00:22:51.000 No, that's the interim president of Venezuela.

00:22:58.000 Thank you, Alex Rodriguez.

00:22:59.000 Fun stuff.

00:23:00.000 He did some other things that might be worth mentioning.

00:23:03.000 Okay, what do you got?

00:23:04.000 Like, so, all right, so he was talking about illegal.

00:23:08.000 I'm working on it.

00:23:09.000 Illegal immigrants that go out because of sanctuary cities, they get released and kill a bunch of people. 1.00

00:23:13.000 So he outlined the brutal murders.

00:23:16.000 Brutal murders, blah, blah, blah.

00:23:18.000 And then one of the family members of the person that was shot eight times by this five-time convicted assault and robbery illegal alien, he was released because of Sanctuary City stuff.

00:23:31.000 So he was there, and then he announced that he passed a thing, or I think he's trying to pass a thing, that allows you to sue the sanctuary state or city.

00:23:38.000 If your family members, the repeat offender was there?

00:23:42.000 No, the family member of the victim.

00:23:44.000 Oh, I see.

00:23:45.000 And another thing he did was proposed a bill to put $50 million towards prenatal care for premature babies.

00:23:51.000 And there was a woman with a premature baby there.

00:23:54.000 And that was pretty nice.

00:23:56.000 I thought it was weird when she held up the premature baby and it went.

00:24:02.000 How did it know to do a little?

00:24:03.000 And that was such a weird wave.

00:24:04.000 It was like, hey, guys.

00:24:06.000 That's me.

00:24:07.000 Jim Henson was in the credits.

00:24:10.000 I did notice sort of a thin, clear rod.

00:24:15.000 Plexiglass rod.

00:24:18.000 All right.

00:24:19.000 I did notice a Build-A-Bear tag out of the foot.

00:24:23.000 That's what fucking is when you're married. 0.96

00:24:25.000 You're building a bear, but it's a little baby.

00:24:27.000 Build-a-baby.

00:24:28.000 You want to play Build-A-Baby?

00:24:29.000 That's pretty cool.

00:24:31.000 Another Unturned Stone we have is the Iowa caucus.

00:24:33.000 So Pete Buttigig won.

00:24:36.000 Total waste of time.

00:24:37.000 I don't know why anyone thinks he's going to win.

00:24:39.000 Middle America doesn't like gay sex. 0.97

00:24:43.000 But check out the coin toss.

00:24:45.000 You've probably seen it already, if you're not living under a rock, but it really is the worst coin toss I've ever seen.

00:24:49.000 Stop, stop, stop.

00:24:51.000 And he's so bad at this.

00:24:52.000 Like, get Penn and Teller to do it.

00:24:54.000 Go back to the beginning.

00:24:57.000 So he flicks it up.

00:24:58.000 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

00:25:00.000 Let me show you how to flip a coin, okay?

00:25:05.000 You hold it on your thumb like that, right?

00:25:08.000 And you go, boop, it lands in your hand.

00:25:11.000 This doesn't matter.

00:25:12.000 Don't even look at it.

00:25:14.000 Whack-a-doodle, right?

00:25:16.000 Then you make sure it doesn't stick to your palm.

00:25:18.000 And then you look at it, heads.

00:25:19.000 It's heads.

00:25:23.000 What did this clown do?

00:25:27.000 Catches it, holds it, picks Lint off, then puts it in his palm of his hand, still doesn't like the result.

00:25:35.000 Then he flips it with his hand, still doesn't like the result.

00:25:36.000 What?

00:25:37.000 Then he picks it up sideways and reads it like it's...

00:25:40.000 What?

00:25:42.000 He reads it like the Actor of the Year Award goes to?

00:25:46.000 Like, what is this?

00:25:47.000 One?

00:25:48.000 Two?

00:25:49.000 Three?

00:25:50.000 What?

00:25:51.000 Four.

00:25:53.000 Wow.

00:25:54.000 And then he just reads it.

00:25:57.000 Wow.

00:25:58.000 Isn't that fucking retarded? 1.00

00:26:00.000 What did Dave Smith say about that?

00:26:01.000 Is that?

00:26:01.000 Like a joke?

00:26:04.000 Is this the precious democracy that I'm supposed to be worried about Russia undermining?

00:26:10.000 And speaking of democracy, we have James O'Keefe on the line.

00:26:15.000 So, James O'Keefe did excellent work undermining the Bernie Sanders campaign.

00:26:19.000 Oh, I found my pen.

00:26:20.000 It's in my pocket.

00:26:24.000 You know what was cool about the early aughts?

00:26:26.000 You'd have a digital camera, because phones didn't have cameras back then.

00:26:29.000 So digital camera in the right pocket, keys, I mean left pocket, keys in the right pocket, flip phone in one back pocket, wall in the other back pocket.

00:26:37.000 And if your pants were rigged fairly tight, you could just, the way you check to see if you have everything is just go, just feel it.

00:26:46.000 Just feel.

00:26:46.000 Yeah.

00:26:50.000 You look like you were exercising your kegle muscles. 1.00

00:26:54.000 And then that, and yeah, we're good.

00:26:56.000 Ready to go.

00:27:00.000 But he sent spies in, and Americans seem to have a problem with this.

00:27:04.000 They think we're catching people in their living room.

00:27:06.000 No, we're catching people who are taking our money, who are threatening to overpower our lives and eventually tell us what to do.

00:27:13.000 Those particular people need to be monitored.

00:27:16.000 No one is asking for free speech to be stifled.

00:27:19.000 No one is asking for people's private conversations to have to change.

00:27:23.000 But if you are campaigning to have power over me, I need total transparency.

00:27:28.000 I need to know what the fuck you're talking about.

00:27:30.000 I need to know what you're about before you take my money and tell me if I have to abort a baby. 0.99

00:27:35.000 Or sorry, if other people get to murder babies. 0.98

00:27:40.000 So it's perfectly legit what he did.

00:27:41.000 So he goes in there and he discovers these guys aren't just radical socialists.

00:27:47.000 They're radical communists who defend the worst of Soviet Russia, which Soviets don't do. 0.51

00:27:53.000 You don't hear Russians saying the gulags were okay. 0.96

00:27:56.000 No one likes the gulags.

00:27:58.000 The gulags, of course, were Russia was too cheap to have prisons.

00:28:01.000 They couldn't afford it.

00:28:02.000 So they would just send people out to go build a road, build a wall.

00:28:05.000 They would die in the process.

00:28:07.000 There was no respect for human life.

00:28:09.000 So he starts hearing these guys defend gulags, defend Soviet Russia, defend Stalin, defend genocide.

00:28:16.000 And he sees them talking about what's going to happen in the future.

00:28:19.000 How Milwaukee will fucking burn.

00:28:22.000 They talk about killing cops.

00:28:25.000 And these two conflate, the gulag and this attitude conflates when it comes to what's going to happen to us.

00:28:31.000 This is why you need to spy on these people.

00:28:33.000 What's going to happen to us after Bernie's elected is we are going to have to go to re-education camps, essentially gulags.

00:28:40.000 This is what they do.

00:28:41.000 What they do in North Korea is they send them to re-education camps where they teach them that they're wrong to doubt the government.

00:28:47.000 But while they're there, I might as well test out some stuff on your eyes to see if it causes infections.

00:28:52.000 You know, like corrupt makeup companies will practice on bunnies. 0.97

00:28:56.000 Communist countries will practice on human beings.

00:28:59.000 So we will have to go to Nazi re-education camps and denazify ourselves for years.

00:29:07.000 Like six years it'll take to get me to be a socialist.

00:29:09.000 And then I'll come out going, I understand now.

00:29:12.000 Sanders is the man, even though he will have already done his entire term and I'll be out.

00:29:18.000 What does it say?

00:29:21.000 Oh, half the country is going to have to be re-educated.

00:29:23.000 The country that are haters.

00:29:26.000 Can you kill me so we can read that?

00:29:29.000 What are you going to do with them?

00:29:30.000 I mean, you need something really radical.

00:29:32.000 What you're proposing is great, and I agree with you.

00:29:36.000 The best thing is by example, but that takes forever.

00:29:40.000 I mean, these people are angry.

00:29:41.000 Yeah.

00:29:42.000 They're not going to.

00:29:44.000 Yeah.

00:29:45.000 I mean, it is a huge source of anxiety for me.

00:29:48.000 So, I mean, it's like, that's definitely.

00:29:50.000 But, like, I think we have to think in those ways, right?

00:29:53.000 Absolutely.

00:29:55.000 So anyway, the Washington Post says this scoop is not a scoop.

00:30:00.000 It's just some random volunteers that were there one day, basically vagrant, whatever, anarchist psychos, and they can't vet volunteers.

00:30:10.000 So these volunteers come in and they work for Bernie.

00:30:13.000 And yeah, they say some stupid shit.

00:30:15.000 They're just nuts off the street.

00:30:17.000 And James O'Keefe goes, no, no, no, they're not random nuts.

00:30:21.000 They worked for Bernie.

00:30:23.000 In fact, look, here's their whatever it's called, their W-2 forms.

00:30:27.000 And what's it called, that form?

00:30:32.000 I forget what that's called.

00:30:34.000 F-E-something?

00:30:34.000 Yeah, something like that, an F-E-2.

00:30:36.000 Here, they're employees of the Bernie campaign.

00:30:39.000 Kyle Jurek gets paid.

00:30:41.000 He works.

00:30:41.000 This nut, Milwaukee Will Burn, works for Bernie Sanders.

00:30:44.000 And then Twitter goes, that's fucked up.

00:30:46.000 You're done.

00:30:47.000 You're locked unless you delete that tweet.

00:30:51.000 Now, we know what's really going on here is the big tech fat pig neckbeards who work at Twitter collecting data and running all their code. 0.77

00:31:00.000 They're all Bernie bros.

00:31:02.000 And they're trying to manipulate the election.

00:31:04.000 This is election meddling.

00:31:07.000 Let's ask James what he thinks of this latest controversy.

00:31:11.000 *music*

00:31:22.000 James, are you there?

00:31:24.000 I'm here.

00:31:25.000 Just so you know, I'm not, this isn't Michael Malice.

00:31:28.000 I'm dressed like Nancy Pelosi.

00:31:30.000 I couldn't figure out what character you were today or if that was just a new George Michael thing going on.

00:31:37.000 I tell you what I can't figure out.

00:31:39.000 What exactly did you do wrong?

00:31:40.000 Why are you suspended from Twitter?

00:31:42.000 This is one of those Kafka-esque nightmares situations.

00:31:46.000 I literally reported an FEC pay stub of the Bernie Sanders guy who talks about gulags.

00:31:52.000 Remember that video a few weeks ago?

00:31:53.000 He's talking about gulags and killing police officers and burning down Milwaukee if Bernie doesn't capture the nomination.

00:32:02.000 And I guess I'm assuming this.

00:32:05.000 They sent me an explanation saying you violated someone's privacy.

00:32:09.000 I'm trying to figure out what I did.

00:32:10.000 There it is.

00:32:12.000 I basically was trying to correct a Washington Post reporter who said that this man was a volunteer.

00:32:18.000 The Washington Post reported he's a volunteer.

00:32:21.000 I said, no, no, here's his FEC pay stub showing he's not a volunteer.

00:32:25.000 So Twitter suspends my account for posting what you're looking at right now, which is the FEC pay stub?

00:32:32.000 It's actually public information.

00:32:34.000 It's on the FEC website.

00:32:35.000 So I don't feel it's right to take that down.

00:32:39.000 So we're appealing that right now, trying to get Twitter to change their mind.

00:32:43.000 Well, I'm looking at the FEC pay stub, and there's no home address.

00:32:46.000 Their argument seems to be that you're doxxing them.

00:32:50.000 It's a pretty ridiculous argument.

00:32:52.000 I wish they would actually say that.

00:32:53.000 Instead, they just generally say I'm violating privacy.

00:32:57.000 But what makes this so interesting is that the Washington Post reporter, Dave Weigel, tweeted out incorrect false information.

00:33:05.000 He deleted that tweet.

00:33:07.000 He remains on Twitter.

00:33:09.000 If I send out false and inaccurate information, obviously they'd suspend our account.

00:33:14.000 So it's just a really strange situation right now.

00:33:18.000 It is bizarre.

00:33:19.000 But as a Canadian Brit, I'm used to this.

00:33:21.000 The Canadian Human Rights Commissions will attack you if you say a fact that offends a group.

00:33:27.000 And in Britain, we see the police arresting people for saying true things about grooming gangs.

00:33:33.000 So I just think this sort of socialist thought control has finally made it to our shores here in America.

00:33:38.000 It's gotten pretty mainstream with the Zero Hedge account being taken down.

00:33:43.000 My account is now suspended.

00:33:45.000 I think this is, I mean, I don't even, you've said this yourself.

00:33:47.000 I don't even curse on Twitter.

00:33:49.000 I don't, I don't say, I don't characterize things.

00:33:52.000 I am extremely factual.

00:33:54.000 Now, we do use hidden cameras.

00:33:55.000 They've never taken down a hidden camera expose.

00:33:58.000 So what is that if not theoretically, I mean, I don't think it's invading privacy because it's one party consenting to the conversation.

00:34:05.000 But like, they've never taken down a hidden camera expose.

00:34:08.000 All I do is report facts.

00:34:10.000 I really just focus on facts.

00:34:12.000 Some of these facts are pretty manifestly damning facts, but they're still facts.

00:34:15.000 It's an FEC pay stub.

00:34:17.000 And the Washington Post, by the way, CNN shows up on people's doorstops, you know, making fun of women who voted for Trump.

00:34:24.000 What is that, if not doxing people and violating their home addresses and so forth and so on?

00:34:29.000 So this is like, I think we've crossed the event horizon now, and it's just banned people for political reasons, I guess.

00:34:37.000 I'm also amazed, by the way, that there's no backlash against these Bernie supporters from social media, the SPLC.

00:34:45.000 I mean, they call all these other groups like Patriot Prayer, Proud Boys, whatever, they call them violent.

00:34:49.000 And then these guys are saying, I plan to burn this place down.

00:34:54.000 And these so-called left-wing hate watch groups don't seem to have a problem with it.

00:35:00.000 So it's clearly partisan.

00:35:02.000 I think the reason that is the case is because, and again, these are like outrageous statements.

00:35:07.000 If you haven't seen the clips, this is the guy in the Bernie Sanders campaign is praising Soviet Union gulags.

00:35:14.000 He says, we need to have re-education camps to denazify people.

00:35:18.000 I mean, imagine.

00:35:19.000 Which will take years, they say.

00:35:21.000 It'll take years to train.

00:35:22.000 Not even the paid staff organizer in Iowa for Trump, but the janitor was saying we need to have concentration camps, the guy that sweeps the floors.

00:35:30.000 This would be the front page of the New York Times every day for a month until they fired this man.

00:35:36.000 But this is like the new normal.

00:35:38.000 But in any event, this happens.

00:35:40.000 And the reason they don't fire this guy, Kyle Urich, I have a theory, and I think the theory is pretty close to reality, is that they'd have to fire like 100 people.

00:35:48.000 They'd have to fire like half of the Bernie bros would have to be fired.

00:35:52.000 So they have this alt, they have what I thought was a very difficult dichotomy.

00:35:57.000 Either, you know, fire the person or don't fire the person.

00:36:00.000 If they don't fire him, they'd receive all this shame.

00:36:03.000 But in 2020, they received no shame.

00:36:05.000 No one cares.

00:36:06.000 No blue check mark.

00:36:07.000 Twitter people think that it's outrageous that a guy who's a Soviet sympathizer, praising violence, killing cops, and needing gulags, nobody cares that this man is still employed.

00:36:17.000 That's why I tweeted out the FEC pay stub of this man.

00:36:20.000 I'm doing my duty as a reporter.

00:36:22.000 Right.

00:36:22.000 And Twitter has taken my account or suspended my account.

00:36:27.000 Therefore, we have the Kafka-S nightmare of which I speak. 0.52

00:36:31.000 So if you delete that tweet, will they reinstate your account?

00:36:35.000 Yes.

00:36:36.000 And that's my staff basically, O'Keefe, are you going to delete the tweet?

00:36:40.000 I said, not yet.

00:36:41.000 I'm going to appeal it.

00:36:44.000 I think it's wrong.

00:36:45.000 I mean, it's wrong.

00:36:47.000 What am I?

00:36:47.000 I have no credibility.

00:36:50.000 I report information.

00:36:51.000 The public has a right to know.

00:36:52.000 It's publicly available information.

00:36:54.000 They want me to delete my reporting.

00:36:56.000 So on one hand, I want to be pragmatic and I want to have my Twitter account to publish more exposés.

00:37:02.000 But on the other hand, I feel like I kind of need to die on this hill.

00:37:06.000 So I'm going to not delete that tweet.

00:37:08.000 I'm going to make a formal appeal to Twitter and I'm going to get ready for our next story launch through the Project Veritas Twitter, which still has 400,000 followers.

00:37:20.000 You're going to die with your boots on.

00:37:22.000 I'm going to die on this hill with my boots on.

00:37:26.000 Right on, James.

00:37:26.000 Thanks for coming on the show.

00:37:28.000 Thank you very much.

00:37:29.000 Cheers.

00:37:30.000 You know that people like you, they just don't do anything.

00:37:35.000 Oh, but tear each other down.

00:37:38.000 Oh, I just invented a new dance.

00:37:40.000 I started playing the air drums, and then I went like this and played a matching air drum.

00:37:45.000 And then I thought, why not make that a dance?

00:37:47.000 You can't do anything now.

00:37:50.000 So it's an air drum dance.

00:37:51.000 Kind of 80s.

00:37:52.000 I see you.

00:37:53.000 I feel very human league in this blazer.

00:37:55.000 I was working as a waitress in a cocktail, bar.

00:38:00.000 That much is true.

00:38:02.000 Can you find that song where it's just that sentence again and again and again?

00:38:07.000 Yes, I was working as a waitress in a cocktail, bar.

00:38:11.000 So I want to talk to you about socialism while Ryan digs that up.

00:38:15.000 I got it.

00:38:15.000 Oh, you got it?

00:38:16.000 Music Yeah, this is the same size those Aussie videos are in.

00:38:26.000 Fit for Square TV.

00:38:27.000 Fit for Square TV.

00:38:35.000 You were working as a waitress in a cockpit bar in a cockpit ball.

00:38:43.000 You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar.

00:38:48.000 Working in a cockpit boy.

00:38:51.000 Jump ahead to her.

00:38:52.000 Jump ahead.

00:38:53.000 I'm sorry.

00:38:53.000 Just...

00:38:58.000 This is the only way I can hear this song now.

00:39:00.000 *music*

00:39:12.000 That must have taken like 40 hours.

00:39:24.000 I remember being a kid when this video came out and seeing her as the most beautiful creature imaginable.

00:39:32.000 Now she just looks like some frumpy fucking thought. 1.00

00:39:36.000 Yeah.

00:39:37.000 It's weird.

00:39:38.000 In the 80s, we were attracted to old ladies. 0.96

00:39:42.000 Like 30-year-olds.

00:39:43.000 Even, you know, Grease, Olivia Newton, John, the divinals, when I think about you, I touch myself.

00:39:48.000 They're all old bags.

00:39:50.000 Now it's pretty classic what they did for the halftime show then.

00:39:54.000 Kind of a nod to the classic.

00:39:55.000 What about that chick that was on the Sesame Street thing, Dancing with the Spider? 0.99

00:39:59.000 Or Maquel Welch? 0.99

00:40:00.000 That was my first boner.

00:40:02.000 I think I was eight.

00:40:04.000 Not that eight-year-olds should be sexualized.

00:40:08.000 Something, I wasn't ready to go pounding to go show her that my hips don't lie. 0.98

00:40:13.000 Off to the pounding.

00:40:14.000 But that was the first time I went, oh, this is a weird desire to have.

00:40:18.000 Desire.

00:40:22.000 Why does my stomach hurt?

00:40:26.000 Gay and fake. 1.00

00:40:27.000 I could see the strings.

00:40:28.000 So fake.

00:40:30.000 This is like the classic.

00:40:32.000 The cave days were like 300,000 years ago.

00:40:36.000 And they didn't have high-heeled shoes back then.

00:40:40.000 Okay.

00:40:41.000 Here's the problem with socialism.

00:40:43.000 It assumes that throwing money on the problem will make it go away.

00:40:46.000 That does not work.

00:40:48.000 For example, that much is not true.

00:40:52.000 The black community is in peril right now. 1.00

00:40:55.000 And 75% of black children are born out of wedlock. 0.90

00:41:02.000 14% of the population is responsible for 50% of the violent crimes.

00:41:06.000 They're suffering with test scores.

00:41:08.000 And I blame fatherhood.

00:41:11.000 The lack of fatherhood.

00:41:12.000 That first stat is what's linked to the second stat.

00:41:15.000 So how do we do that?

00:41:16.000 How do we bring fatherhood back to the black community?

00:41:19.000 You don't throw money on it.

00:41:20.000 You do the opposite.

00:41:22.000 Right now, single moms are incentivized to tell their baby daddy to go fuck off. 1.00

00:41:26.000 So they do.

00:41:27.000 And the next thing you know, you have this fatherless ghetto where women have babies as some sort of financial scam. 1.00

00:41:36.000 And these kids walk around without direction and get into trouble.

00:41:39.000 But the left, so how do you, so how do you solve the problem with black America? 0.97

00:41:44.000 You slowly, with attrition, slowly constrain welfare.

00:41:49.000 Ask for more volunteer work from people on welfare.

00:41:55.000 You provide food stamps that are not fully cooked chickens or cakes.

00:42:01.000 It's more like the way food stamps used to be with the words flour and sugar and stuff.

00:42:06.000 Just little tweaks like that.

00:42:07.000 This is what people don't get.

00:42:08.000 The same is true of illegal immigration.

00:42:10.000 Attrition, just slow tweaks.

00:42:12.000 Just make it a little harder to hire people without social security numbers.

00:42:16.000 And you'll see the Mexicans go home in droves. 0.88

00:42:19.000 You don't need a transformer to come in and go, Decepticon, and pick everyone up and whip them back over the wall.

00:42:26.000 Just little tweaks over time make a massive difference.

00:42:31.000 And those two are related.

00:42:33.000 You tweak welfare, so black families are incentivized to stay together. 1.00

00:42:38.000 You tweak illegal immigration, so Mexicans go home. 0.99

00:42:41.000 Now there's a job void.

00:42:42.000 Now these fathers have jobs.

00:42:44.000 Blacks need more jobs and they need more fathers. 1.00

00:42:47.000 And attrition is the way to do it.

00:42:48.000 Throwing money at it?

00:42:50.000 What?

00:42:51.000 That's idiotic.

00:42:52.000 And here's a perfect example of this.

00:42:55.000 There's this kid named Chauncey Black, right?

00:42:59.000 And what is it?

00:43:01.000 This story might be kind of old.

00:43:03.000 2016.

00:43:04.000 After outpouring of help from strangers, Chauncey Black's life has changed forever.

00:43:09.000 Look at that.

00:43:09.000 So this was a kid.

00:43:10.000 Where is this?

00:43:13.000 San Francisco or something?

00:43:17.000 So you dig that up.

00:43:20.000 Bartlett High School.

00:43:22.000 Yes?

00:43:22.000 I'm sorry.

00:43:23.000 No, I thought it was going to appear after Bartlett High School.

00:43:26.000 And it did not.

00:43:29.000 So this kid, this white guy, rich white guy, hippie socialist, sees this black kid as working and trying to get money for food.

00:43:37.000 I'll do odd jobs for food.

00:43:39.000 So he starts a GoFundMe form that raises $350,000.

00:43:45.000 Go to the next one.

00:43:48.000 You can't find out where this is?

00:43:49.000 Hi, y'all.

00:43:52.000 So what's your whole name?

00:43:52.000 I don't want to drink.

00:43:54.000 Chunks.

00:43:55.000 Just pause.

00:43:57.000 How about the way this white guy is talking to him?

00:44:00.000 They talk to blacks like they're their pets, and they affect this black accent. 0.99

00:44:05.000 Oh, yeah.

00:44:06.000 So what you want to do?

00:44:07.000 Yo, dog.

00:44:09.000 Oh, yeah.

00:44:10.000 Oh, yeah, you know it.

00:44:11.000 I used to work with this guy who was in, he played basketball in college.

00:44:15.000 He was super tall.

00:44:16.000 He's a white guy, but he obviously spent hundreds of hours with black people.

00:44:20.000 And whenever we were doing a, whenever we had a black client or black people were around, he would morph into ghetto dude. 0.98

00:44:28.000 And it fucking drove me nuts.

00:44:29.000 And I always do the normal handshake and I never change my tone.

00:44:34.000 And I'd love this part of the story to say, and black people respect that.

00:44:37.000 And when they'd see him do this handshakes, they thought it was corny.

00:44:40.000 That's what I want the story to end as, but it's not true.

00:44:44.000 They were uncomfortable with the way I spoke and didn't do the handshake.

00:44:47.000 And when he went into that dude, they totally loved it and vibe with him.

00:44:51.000 And they'd be laughing their heads off and totally jiving.

00:44:53.000 And no one wanted to jive with the G-Dog. 0.94

00:44:56.000 He's from Memphis.

00:44:58.000 Sorry, I knew that.

00:44:58.000 Oh, yeah, that was it.

00:44:59.000 Memphis.

00:45:00.000 Which is a shithole.

00:45:02.000 Chauncy Black? 0.68

00:45:03.000 I thought it was Chauncey Jones.

00:45:06.000 Oh, okay.

00:45:07.000 You got a cool name.

00:45:09.000 Oh, you got a cool name, Chauncey Black.

00:45:11.000 Dope name.

00:45:14.000 Add the crowder.

00:45:17.000 I had wanted some donuts.

00:45:19.000 Yeah, he did.

00:45:20.000 So he got a bunch of people.

00:45:21.000 Did you hear that?

00:45:22.000 Yeah, he did.

00:45:23.000 Yeah, you did.

00:45:24.000 Damn straight, Chauncey Black. 0.98

00:45:26.000 You wanted some donuts up in this.

00:45:28.000 You know what, too?

00:45:28.000 Yeah, too.

00:45:29.000 We all like donuts.

00:45:31.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:45:31.000 We all like donuts.

00:45:33.000 He's so close to saying the N-word.

00:45:34.000 Yeah, nigga, you wanted donuts? 1.00

00:45:37.000 What'd you just say?

00:45:38.000 Nothing.

00:45:39.000 I'm not ready for that yet?

00:45:40.000 Okay.

00:45:41.000 Sorry, I jumped the gun.

00:45:48.000 So right now, we're eating Mexican ice cream.

00:45:51.000 That's pretty good.

00:45:52.000 I love it.

00:45:53.000 All right, so look.

00:45:55.000 You want to work, right?

00:45:57.000 You deal with your hands.

00:45:58.000 You just need some odd jobs.

00:46:00.000 Like, what do you like to do for work?

00:46:02.000 I like to cut grass.

00:46:04.000 Cut grass.

00:46:04.000 Wash cars.

00:46:05.000 Wash cars.

00:46:07.000 And I do a little cleaning up around, too.

00:46:09.000 By the way, as a side note, the illegal aliens are doing all this. 0.76

00:46:13.000 Right.

00:46:15.000 What do you like to do for work?

00:46:18.000 I like to cut grass.

00:46:19.000 By grass, I mean people.

00:46:20.000 Cut grass.

00:46:21.000 Wash cars.

00:46:22.000 By wash, I mean steel.

00:46:23.000 Wash cars.

00:46:24.000 And I do a little cleaning up around, too.

00:46:27.000 Breaking leaves.

00:46:28.000 Breaking leaves.

00:46:30.000 Yeah.

00:46:30.000 Okay.

00:46:31.000 Why are you translating for us?

00:46:35.000 Don't keep going back.

00:46:36.000 This video goes on for days.

00:46:37.000 Oh, I wasn't.

00:46:38.000 No, I just paused.

00:46:39.000 Uh-huh.

00:46:40.000 Basically, I can do about whatever anybody needs done.

00:46:43.000 So you're pretty much just like an all-in-all handyman.

00:46:46.000 That's cool, man.

00:46:47.000 You're trying to help your mom pay rent?

00:46:49.000 Yep.

00:46:50.000 So you were talking to me earlier about getting enough money to buy a go-kart and then getting a trailer on your go-kart.

00:46:57.000 And a pressure lost.

00:47:00.000 Mobile pressure.

00:47:01.000 Oh, you're laughing.

00:47:02.000 Not you.

00:47:04.000 Anyway, so that goes on.

00:47:07.000 And he raises $350,000.

00:47:12.000 He throws money at the problem.

00:47:14.000 So how does that go down?

00:47:16.000 Socialists, Bernie Bros.

00:47:18.000 Let's see what happens.

00:47:20.000 John C.'s grandmother.

00:47:22.000 We are in danger.

00:47:23.000 $300,000 that was raised through a GoFundMe account.

00:47:27.000 However, his family was a lot of people.

00:47:28.000 They raised $50,000.

00:47:31.000 WMC Action News 5's Bricks Fowler is live now with what the family is doing to stay safe.

00:47:36.000 Bricks.

00:47:39.000 Yeah, Kendall, it started off as such a positive story, but it seems to have turned negative because of all those threats.

00:47:45.000 Because of socialism.

00:47:46.000 Yeah.

00:47:47.000 He looks like a Muppet.

00:47:48.000 He looks like a teen Muppet.

00:47:51.000 Chauncey Black and his grandmother have now moved out of their home and into a hotel.

00:47:56.000 Now, let me walk you through this story.

00:47:57.000 Three weeks ago, Chauncey Black went to a Kroger in East Memphis and talked with a man named Matt White.

00:48:04.000 He offered to take his groceries to his car.

00:48:06.000 Look at that dude with the hair.

00:48:08.000 He is the problem.

00:48:10.000 He is the root of America's problem.

00:48:14.000 Would buy him a box of donuts.

00:48:15.000 Instead, White decided to buy him a whole bag of groceries.

00:48:20.000 He also set up a GoFundMe page to raise money to buy the teenager a lawnmower.

00:48:24.000 This was after finding out Black wanted to start a lawnmowing business.

00:48:28.000 Now, since buy him a lawnmower, right?

00:48:32.000 Chauncey's chance GoFundMe page has raised more than $300,000.

00:48:36.000 It's money Chauncey cannot access and is going towards his education and to help his family move into a new home.

00:48:43.000 Chauncey's grandmother talked about how this ordeal has affected her.

00:48:48.000 And we don't have any money.

00:48:51.000 And I'm just letting my family members know that we love them, but we're in danger.

00:49:01.000 Again, Chauncey and his grandmother.

00:49:06.000 Move out of their home and into a hotel for their safety.

00:49:09.000 That didn't go well and his education.

00:49:11.000 Maybe they can pay for his tuition at Harvard.

00:49:17.000 Then we end this with 1-8.

00:49:20.000 Chauncey Black, subject of viral 2016 fundraiser, now charged with second-degree murder.

00:49:25.000 Oh, boy.

00:49:28.000 Yep, they've now been charged.

00:49:30.000 So scroll up so I can read it.

00:49:33.000 One of four suspects arrested in connection to a deadly shooting in Cordova over the weekend may look familiar.

00:49:37.000 Chauncey Black, who is now 18 years old, was the boy who caught national attention after fundraising to get his family of poverty.

00:49:43.000 It was started in his name.

00:49:44.000 It was organized in 2016.

00:49:45.000 His effort to get his family food went viral after a local man helped them raise more than $300,000.

00:49:51.000 Those donations from around the country got Chauncey a new home.

00:49:54.000 Wait, I thought it was only for his education.

00:49:57.000 Maybe he gave in.

00:49:59.000 He was like, you know, whatever.

00:50:00.000 I ain't go to school.

00:50:01.000 That home is now the scene of a deadly shooting where Chauncey was arrested.

00:50:06.000 I really didn't expect this.

00:50:09.000 I really expect kids young like that would do something terrible like that, says Stephen Rodriguez, a neighbor who lives probably in a very nice area.

00:50:21.000 Perfect.

00:50:22.000 All right, that's enough of that.

00:50:23.000 Yeesh.

00:50:25.000 Let's go to a video I saw about adoption, which is one of the most retarded things I've ever seen in my fucking life. 1.00

00:50:37.000 And it shows you how mentally obese we are as a society, where you can do a video that says basically, don't punch babies in the face.

00:50:48.000 Babies are delicate.

00:50:50.000 And people go, well, thanks for the wake-up call.

00:51:04.000 Adoption, great solution if you're not fertile. 0.54

00:51:07.000 You can take fertility drugs, but you might make like octuplets or something. 1.00

00:51:11.000 So it's a risky business and it's not guaranteed.

00:51:13.000 Adoption is guaranteed.

00:51:14.000 My experience has been with my friends, people I know, they tend to get a black kid. 0.99

00:51:18.000 Not on purpose, but I think they would probably, white couples would probably want a white kid or even someone who has similar ethnic heritage, but there's way more black kids than white kids, so they end up with a black kid. 0.64

00:51:28.000 The only time I've seen white people get white kids is gays. 0.99

00:51:32.000 Like Perez Hilton has all the white kids he wants, even though judging by all the reality shows, he's never home.

00:51:38.000 Someone explained it to me that the mother giving it up can throw in a few, like, I wouldn't mind if it went to a gay couple. 0.96

00:51:43.000 That's kind of cool these days.

00:51:45.000 That's hot.

00:51:46.000 But the white people I know that have black kids don't give a shit about racism or even think about it, and they're very happy, and the kids having a great life.

00:51:54.000 But I can tell you that the way it goes is you go into the agency, you fill out mountains of paperwork, they interview you, blah, blah, blah.

00:52:02.000 And then you hear later about some potentials.

00:52:04.000 And when it's on, it's on.

00:52:06.000 You got to move fast, get to the hospital, whoosh.

00:52:08.000 And then you pray that they don't change their minds.

00:52:10.000 Anyway, what it isn't is a couple of geriatrics leaving their nursing home and going to an orphanage.

00:52:21.000 There aren't orphanages anymore.

00:52:23.000 You don't have like this big place with all these kids walking around and you just go in.

00:52:28.000 That's how you buy a puppy.

00:52:29.000 That's not how you adopt a kid.

00:52:31.000 But the guy who made this video clearly has no clue what he's talking about.

00:52:35.000 So he's just sort of gone with his hunch, basically other movies and stuff.

00:52:39.000 I think it's a foreigner, right? 1.00

00:52:40.000 What's this video called?

00:52:43.000 It's called Never Treat Someone with Disabilities as Less Than Human by Dar Mann.

00:52:47.000 Dar Mann, you see?

00:52:48.000 It's a foreigner. 1.00

00:52:49.000 So his knowledge of society comes from 1950s black and white movies.

00:52:55.000 Yet he's happy to tell us how to live our lives and how to improve our lives.

00:52:59.000 So let's look at these geriatrics at the orphanage, discuss what they're going to do.

00:53:05.000 Don't worry.

00:53:07.000 Today is our day.

00:53:08.000 Are they in their 70s?

00:53:10.000 Black don't crack.

00:53:11.000 So when you see a black person who looks like they're 60, that means they're 70. 1.00

00:53:16.000 Her hair is white.

00:53:17.000 We hope so.

00:53:18.000 It is.

00:53:21.000 Apologies for being late.

00:53:26.000 What a shitty actor.

00:53:27.000 Do you guys know how shiny he is?

00:53:29.000 The cost is going to be $2,500.

00:53:33.000 $2,500?

00:53:36.000 I don't know if they have fees.

00:53:41.000 Wait a minute.

00:53:42.000 Just pause.

00:53:44.000 you haven't worked out the price in advance.

00:53:46.000 You just show up at an orphanage with all the money you have, which is like 1100 bucks and just hope that it's, Because if you're going to buy a puppy, then you'd go, well, we'll see how much it is when we get to the pet store.

00:54:03.000 If you're going to adopt the child and you're there to take him home, well, you're going to have worked out the price.

00:54:10.000 They have the exact amount in the envelope, which is.

00:54:12.000 No, they don't, my friend.

00:54:13.000 No.

00:54:19.000 Sir.

00:54:19.000 We're so poor.

00:54:21.000 All we have is $1,000.

00:54:23.000 Please, is there any way you can help us?

00:54:27.000 I'm sorry.

00:54:28.000 Just pause.

00:54:29.000 Is this a Christmas story?

00:54:31.000 Is this Ebenezer Scrooge?

00:54:33.000 That doesn't work like that in the real world.

00:54:35.000 You can't just go to a place, especially dealing with something as important as human lives, and be like, here's some of the bill.

00:54:44.000 Can you find it in your heart to give me a cheaper kid?

00:54:50.000 All right, don't tell anyone.

00:54:51.000 I'll take it.

00:54:52.000 I'll take the cash.

00:54:53.000 Put it in my wallet.

00:54:55.000 I sell kids.

00:54:57.000 Please, sir.

00:54:59.000 We've been wanting to adopt for years.

00:55:02.000 Look at this orphanage.

00:55:04.000 Look.

00:55:04.000 So just pause.

00:55:05.000 This is an orphanage where they do the deals on the dining room table as random kids walk around and get something from the shelf, make maybe chocolate milk, maybe make some toast, have a Pop-Tart.

00:55:18.000 Hey, are you buying kids?

00:55:21.000 Because I'm a kid.

00:55:22.000 What's going on here?

00:55:23.000 What's the paperwork here?

00:55:24.000 Is this for Kevin?

00:55:25.000 Because I'm more available than Kevin.

00:55:27.000 If you can't pay the f ⁇ , sorry.

00:55:31.000 You stupid cripple. 1.00

00:55:34.000 Just pause.

00:55:35.000 What's he doing there?

00:55:36.000 What is she holding him for?

00:55:38.000 Is he going to go beat up the kid?

00:55:40.000 Motherfucker, don't drop those fucking Pop Tots. 1.00

00:55:44.000 It's okay, Ralph.

00:55:46.000 Look how old she is. 1.00

00:55:48.000 No, no, no, no.

00:55:49.000 It's okay.

00:55:50.000 He always does that.

00:55:51.000 He's fine.

00:55:53.000 He's what?

00:55:54.000 Blessed?

00:55:55.000 He's fine.

00:55:56.000 Oh.

00:55:57.000 But what about him?

00:55:59.000 Oh, you don't want that kid. 1.00

00:56:02.000 Just pause.

00:56:12.000 What universe have you created, Darman?

00:56:16.000 The fuck?

00:56:16.000 The kid's right there?

00:56:18.000 Like, he makes this insane world where you buy kids at a kitchen, and then you have the guy who runs the orphanage going, ah, he's a piece of shit gimp. 1.00

00:56:31.000 You don't want him.

00:56:32.000 And then he comes on to go, don't call people piece of shit gimps.

00:56:36.000 Yeah, thanks.

00:56:37.000 We're not.

00:56:39.000 He has a physical disability.

00:56:41.000 Oh.

00:56:42.000 He'll never be able to walk straight the rest of his life.

00:56:47.000 She's pissed now. 0.60

00:56:49.000 By the way, that's an incredibly offensive thing to say, no matter who you say it to.

00:56:56.000 Big picture here.

00:56:57.000 Doesn't matter who she is. 0.99

00:57:00.000 If you say it, if you yell it out your window, it's still a fucking horrible thing to say.

00:57:08.000 Look, you seem like a really nice couple.

00:57:12.000 So between us, you don't want that kid.

00:57:15.000 He's just practically worthless.

00:57:18.000 You could have him for free.

00:57:21.000 Pause again.

00:57:25.000 Back.

00:57:26.000 This is exactly like a pet store.

00:57:28.000 If you went to get a puppy and the puppy had two crippled front legs and was just sort of pushing along on some sawdust, I could totally see the owner of the pet store go, you can have this.

00:57:38.000 It's a runt.

00:57:39.000 You can have it for free.

00:57:40.000 I can totally envision that because that's a fucking animal, not a human being who speaks perfect English and says, I'm really sorry about that.

00:57:50.000 Yeah, not sorry enough, person with shitty legs.

00:57:56.000 Look at her.

00:57:57.000 You just said cripple to the wrong motherfucker.

00:58:02.000 I'm a cripple.

00:58:04.000 I've never seen a cripple wear a crutch, by the way. 1.00

00:58:07.000 I've seen them have that cane that goes on the forearm, but the only people I've ever seen wear crutches have a broken leg.

00:58:14.000 When's the last time you saw a cripple with a crutch? 1.00

00:58:16.000 Anyway, I could be wrong.

00:58:19.000 Oh, yeah.

00:58:20.000 Here's $1,000 up front.

00:58:24.000 And we will make payments every single month until the full $2,500 is paid and not a penny less.

00:58:24.000 He feels like a lot of people.

00:58:33.000 I haven't been able to have you noticed that I don't know how to delicately say this.

00:58:40.000 People of color tend to overact. 1.00

00:58:44.000 Is that maybe it's a cultural thing where in like Tyler Perry movies, more drama is required?

00:58:49.000 I don't know why.

00:58:50.000 But I have noticed this as a pattern.

00:58:52.000 And I apologize for noticing that pattern.

00:58:55.000 As a person of color, can I co-sign that?

00:58:57.000 Like, look at her eyebrows. 0.58

00:58:59.000 They're hogging up the scenery.

00:59:01.000 Walk straight my entire life.

00:59:04.000 Looks like two worms wrestling.

00:59:09.000 One right eyebrow has her left eyebrow in a chokehold. 1.00

00:59:14.000 Her left eyebrows are about to pass out. 0.62

00:59:16.000 Tap out, left eyebrow.

00:59:17.000 You can't breathe.

00:59:18.000 Bomir thought I was worthless.

00:59:21.000 Yeah, because you're not.

00:59:23.000 You just have a bad leg.

00:59:28.000 Now, I can't remember if she takes him home.

00:59:34.000 Sorry, I forgot I. I'm not at a puppy store.

00:59:37.000 Janeja.

00:59:39.000 Jaden.

00:59:41.000 Jaden, I'm worthless.

00:59:43.000 Would you like to come home with us?

00:59:45.000 Why really need it?

00:59:47.000 Yes.

00:59:50.000 No papers signed.

00:59:50.000 That's it.

00:59:52.000 Just come on home.

00:59:53.000 He's practically worthless.

00:59:56.000 Just pause.

00:59:57.000 So his boss is going to come home and go, hey, is Jayden around?

01:00:00.000 No, I gave him away.

01:00:02.000 Well, to who?

01:00:03.000 Some black couples seem nice.

01:00:03.000 I don't know.

01:00:04.000 They gave me a thousand bucks.

01:00:06.000 You're going to jail.

01:00:08.000 That's human trafficking. 1.00

01:00:10.000 That's, I don't know, prostitution, kidnapping?

01:00:13.000 That's a million crimes, you fucking retard. 1.00

01:00:15.000 You're the one who's handicapped. 1.00

01:00:17.000 God, that nobody gave up on me or thought I was worthless.

01:00:21.000 He's already going over in his mind.

01:00:22.000 It just happened 10 seconds here.

01:00:37.000 Somehow, they're just not as good as us.

01:00:40.000 That their lives aren't as important or exactly.

01:00:42.000 For three-year-olds, who the fuck is this guy?

01:00:47.000 As a healthy person.

01:00:49.000 The reality is, just because someone may walk, talk, or move differently than us on the inside, they're exactly the same.

01:00:59.000 By the way, deaf high schools tend to have really bad scores because deaf people tend to have other problems and learning disabilities and mental handicaps.

01:01:10.000 So only a percentage of deaf people are exactly like us, but they just can't hear. 1.00

01:01:18.000 The majority of deaf people have other problems, which is why deaf high schools are really bad and have terrible graduation rates, which is also why when you have a deaf kid, you should get a cochlear implant because you don't want him going to deaf schools. 1.00

01:01:30.000 Deaf schools suck. 0.99

01:01:31.000 Sorry.

01:01:32.000 But I'm not saying deaf people are less than human.

01:01:36.000 Nobody is saying that.

01:01:39.000 Nobody.

01:01:41.000 Maybe, maybe this video is effective for a very, very cruel five-year-old.

01:01:48.000 Otherwise, what the fuck are you talking about?

01:01:51.000 Dharman, what's his name?

01:01:54.000 Dharman.

01:01:55.000 He's the Dharman. 1.00

01:01:57.000 Darman.

01:01:59.000 And in fact, the biggest disability of all is the one people have on the inside when they judge others based on what they see on the outside.

01:02:08.000 As Easter Seals once said, the worst thing about a disability is that people see it before they see you.

01:02:18.000 Well, that's true because I didn't realize what a fucking piece of shit, retard, you are until you opened your mouth. 1.00

01:02:28.000 And now I see that you, unlike that little boy, Jaden, you're handicapped on the inside and perfectly normal on the outside. 0.95

01:02:53.000 So I hope you learned something from that.

01:02:56.000 When you see a handicapped person, don't see them as less than human.

01:03:01.000 For example, say, don't just like throw food at them, like dog food or something.

01:03:07.000 They're not animals.

01:03:08.000 People in wheelchairs, don't just roll them out of the road so they get hit by a truck.

01:03:12.000 Right?

01:03:14.000 Did you even know that?

01:03:15.000 No.

01:03:17.000 I feel bad.

01:03:18.000 You know who this guy is?

01:03:19.000 Dar man.

01:03:20.000 He is.

01:03:22.000 This is 19.

01:03:24.000 He was a gongrepreneur who was recently sentenced to five years of probation for getting money from the government to improve where now? 0.98

01:03:34.000 Look at him.

01:03:34.000 There he is.

01:03:35.000 That's the expert we just heard from.

01:03:37.000 An Oakland businessman.

01:03:38.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:03:39.000 Oakland.

01:03:40.000 Whose work in the marijuana industry earned him the moniker Gongrepreneur has been sentenced to five years probation for pocketing city grant money meant for building improvements.

01:03:48.000 That was the guy just telling you how to live.

01:03:52.000 That's sort of the theme of this show, isn't it?

01:03:54.000 All these people telling us how to live outside of the State of the Union, obviously, but like these socialists.

01:04:00.000 Dar Minder, Dar, Mann, 29, must also repay the city of Oakland 44 grand by April 1st under the plea deal, in which he pleaded no contest to five felony counts of defrauding the city.

01:04:12.000 According to the Almedia, blah, blah, blah.

01:04:13.000 He was sentenced Friday.

01:04:14.000 Mann owns a real estate company, a luxury car rental firm, and is the CEO of the hydroponics company We Grow.

01:04:22.000 He was featured on the June 2011 cover of Mother Jones magazine as a gandrepreneur in the medical marijuana business.

01:04:29.000 Again, that's just affirmative action too, where they see someone with a funny name who's doing something and Mother Jones has to get him on the front.

01:04:35.000 More socialism.

01:04:37.000 His parents operate Friendly Cab, Oakland's largest taxi service.

01:04:41.000 Oh, I thought he owned it.

01:04:44.000 All right.

01:04:47.000 Two other things in the news before we get to the letters.

01:04:52.000 There's a chick on The Bachelorette. 1.00

01:04:55.000 I saw The Bachelorette for the first time in a bar two days ago.

01:04:58.000 It is worth the hype.

01:05:00.000 I would make fun of Howard Stern and Jimmy Kimmel for talking about it all the time, but it is fucking hilarious.

01:05:05.000 And the fact that 20 girls talk about getting this guy's attention like they're all on the same page, like it's good for them, is just bizarre.

01:05:16.000 It really feels like you're watching Turkish television.

01:05:19.000 It doesn't feel American.

01:05:21.000 It feels like another country, another culture. 0.79

01:05:23.000 Anyway, one of the chicks did a photo shoot on the beach from Victoria's Secret. 0.99

01:05:31.000 And then they found out that she's a racist. 1.00

01:05:34.000 And you go, oh shit, that's fucked up. 0.91

01:05:37.000 The Bachelor's Peter Weber defends Victoria after their cosmopolitan cover was pulled.

01:05:41.000 Sorry, yeah, not Victoria's Secret.

01:05:42.000 The girl's name is Victoria.

01:05:44.000 So apparently, if you scroll down, she posed wearing a White Lives Matter shirt.

01:05:53.000 Which, by the way, what's the matter with that?

01:05:55.000 Nothing, but that's...

01:05:57.000 I mean, you know.

01:05:58.000 But it's not that, quote unquote, bad.

01:06:02.000 But you may not say White Lives Matter.

01:06:05.000 Like, why is there a controversy for it's okay to be white?

01:06:08.000 Why is it controversial to be against Sharia law?

01:06:11.000 I understand if you say white lives are more important. 0.96

01:06:15.000 But anyway, scroll down more.

01:06:16.000 I don't know if they have it on this one.

01:06:19.000 Oh, they don't have it.

01:06:20.000 See if you can dig this up.

01:06:22.000 Picture?

01:06:22.000 Yeah.

01:06:23.000 She was posing for a Save the Marlins campaign, the fish.

01:06:28.000 So apparently there's the red, no, blue marlins and white marlins are the two types that are endangered.

01:06:34.000 So this group, this conservation group, who maybe doesn't have the most savvy publicist marketing team in the world, had a, yeah, that's it.

01:06:44.000 WLM White Lives Matter. 0.80

01:06:45.000 So they have Blue Lives Matter, not meaning cops, but meaning Blue Marlin, and they have White Lives Matter, not meaning white people, meaning white marlin. 0.56

01:06:53.000 But that's the end of her.

01:06:55.000 You fucking bitch. 1.00

01:06:56.000 Don't ever say that White Lives Matter. 0.90

01:06:58.000 They don't.

01:07:00.000 White Lives Don't Matter. 1.00

01:07:02.000 And wouldn't it be funny if she posed for something that said white lives don't matter? 0.97

01:07:06.000 Let me see her there. 0.99

01:07:08.000 Oh.

01:07:09.000 White Lives Don't Matter. 1.00

01:07:10.000 Wow.

01:07:10.000 Again, fake tits on young girls.

01:07:12.000 What are you doing?

01:07:14.000 If she said blue lives don't matter, people wouldn't say anything.

01:07:17.000 Right.

01:07:17.000 Oh, yeah.

01:07:18.000 If she said white lives don't matter, that would have been cool. 1.00

01:07:20.000 Or blue lives suck also. 0.98

01:07:22.000 Yeah.

01:07:23.000 All right.

01:07:23.000 Oh, yeah.

01:07:24.000 This last.

01:07:24.000 Oh, no, we'll make that the final video.

01:07:26.000 Okay.

01:07:27.000 Let's quick rush to the mail.

01:07:30.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:07:35.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:07:40.000 Let me touch it.

01:07:43.000 I was just involuntarily singing the song.

01:07:45.000 I didn't even notice I did it.

01:07:46.000 By the way, we have two new shows to announce.

01:07:48.000 Yes.

01:07:49.000 Gary's Mailbank, where a financially troubled local, who we often see outside begging for cigarettes, is invited into the building where he then reads the mail.

01:08:03.000 And he enjoys Fritos, so that gets on the mic a little bit.

01:08:06.000 I help guide him, and I ask him what he thinks of the letter and stuff.

01:08:10.000 And he's not the greatest reader in the world.

01:08:12.000 And the pages that he reads get quite dirty as he reads them.

01:08:16.000 But I want to.

01:08:16.000 We'll tweet a picture of that.

01:08:18.000 I want to ask you guys something.

01:08:19.000 Can you start sending in video letters?

01:08:23.000 I understand if you want to hide your face or whatever, but to Gary's mailbag, because he's so bad at reading, it would be easier if it was like, hi, Gary, I wanted to know if you think that girls should wear high-heeled shoes more than like two days a week or something like that.

01:08:37.000 Or he hates coffee, but he likes Diet Coke.

01:08:39.000 Hi, Gary.

01:08:40.000 I was wondering, why do you prefer Diet Coke to coffee?

01:08:43.000 And you'll get to know him as the show continues and the questions can be more pointed.

01:08:48.000 But video letters would be much appreciated.

01:08:50.000 And please send those to mailbag at censored.tv.

01:08:54.000 Mailbag at censored.tv.

01:08:57.000 And also, the Larry Barnes video where he went through his fight was incredibly popular.

01:09:03.000 And after talking to Larry today, I said, let's just keep doing this.

01:09:06.000 Like, you should hear him talk about, he has every fight memorized he's ever seen and the date and the day of the week and where it went wrong.

01:09:14.000 So he can start telling us his favorite fights of all time.

01:09:17.000 So we now have a sports show fighting with Larry Barnes.

01:09:21.000 That's true.

01:09:22.000 All right.

01:09:24.000 Ready?

01:09:25.000 Yes.

01:09:27.000 This is from Matt.

01:09:28.000 It's a request.

01:09:30.000 Hey, Gav, I have a request for sensor.tv, and I'm curious what you think about adding it.

01:09:33.000 A comment section below each video.

01:09:35.000 Yes, we are working on that, sir.

01:09:37.000 It's a slow slog.

01:09:39.000 Love the Copper Cab show from Richard.

01:09:41.000 Awesome.

01:09:42.000 From Robert.

01:09:43.000 Once again, someone in a time machine stole your idea.

01:09:46.000 Dear Gav, seems that once again, someone went in a time machine stole your idea before you even had it.

01:09:50.000 Check out the YouTube channel written by a kid.

01:09:54.000 I particularly recommend the first episode, Scary Smash.

01:09:57.000 Love the show, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:10:00.000 Now, we checked this out before the show, and this isn't my point.

01:10:04.000 Brett, you're going to tell us a story today, right?

01:10:07.000 Yeah.

01:10:07.000 What would the title of that story be?

01:10:09.000 Scary Smash.

01:10:11.000 Scary Smash.

01:10:15.000 What's the plot, Tyler?

01:10:16.000 Was that guy who was inside a truck?

01:10:19.000 Yeah.

01:10:21.000 He's driving, but then a monster came.

01:10:24.000 A modster?

01:10:24.000 Why do kids always have a stuffed-up nose?

01:10:27.000 Hey, all children of the world, go like this.

01:10:31.000 What color was it?

01:10:32.000 Red.

01:10:34.000 What happened when he flipped the milk truck over?

01:10:36.000 He died.

01:10:36.000 The milkman died.

01:10:37.000 *music*

01:10:43.000 So anyway, that's lame.

01:10:45.000 That's, what do you call that animation?

01:10:47.000 Flash animation or whatever?

01:10:49.000 The After Effects, Flash animation.

01:10:50.000 After Effects?

01:10:50.000 No, no, no.

01:10:51.000 My whole point was it's a super slick movie.

01:10:55.000 Like that shitty new Terminator movie that's a bunch of badass broads kicking ass and saving the world, including a fucking midget Mexican chick who you would tower over. 1.00

01:11:06.000 She saves the world.

01:11:07.000 Yeah, she's the future of the resistance.

01:11:09.000 All right.

01:11:09.000 Okay.

01:11:10.000 Kicking the shit out of everyone who has a problem with it.

01:11:12.000 All right.

01:11:13.000 But that's the quality I want, that kind of budget.

01:11:18.000 Someone also told me there's a guy called Axe Cop, where a guy makes comics that are written by a kid.

01:11:23.000 Yeah, so do I. I draw what my kids tell me to.

01:11:27.000 I have a whole little book of my youngest son's sayings that I've drawn pictures for.

01:11:31.000 That's not interesting.

01:11:31.000 That's something you keep within the family.

01:11:34.000 My concept was 25 million.

01:11:38.000 And then someone else said, Well, why don't you crowdsource 260 grand or something more reasonable, or 26 grand and do a short?

01:11:44.000 Actually, my other son said that.

01:11:45.000 And I said, No, I've made cheap movies.

01:11:48.000 It's like five months of 12-hour days.

01:11:52.000 And then, like my last movie, which is this, Death of Cool as a movie, it's just sitting on a shelf.

01:11:59.000 It will never see the light of day because of an argument with the distributor.

01:12:03.000 Bull crap.

01:12:05.000 Can you see this?

01:12:06.000 Oh, Axcon.

01:12:07.000 to Zack's gun.

01:12:08.000 We have a gang of dinosaurs to kill.

01:12:11.000 So the new team went to the land of volcanoes and fought the gang of dinosaurs with their axe and flute.

01:12:19.000 I'll chop your hands off! 1.00

01:12:22.000 But girls aren't different than boys.

01:12:24.000 They're all the same.

01:12:27.000 I'm sure lots of girls wrote a story about a guy with an axe killing a gang of dinosaurs.

01:12:31.000 Was this written by a girl?

01:12:33.000 No.

01:12:33.000 Moron?

01:12:34.000 That's my point.

01:12:34.000 I was being sarcastic.

01:12:36.000 Don't do sarcasm.

01:12:37.000 You're not good enough.

01:12:40.000 You know what'd be cool?

01:12:41.000 What?

01:12:42.000 Speaking of ideas that are similar, but not as good.

01:12:44.000 Drunk history, right?

01:12:46.000 But instead of drunk history, it's a movie with all people that are actually bombed, like Johnny Depp and some other guy, and they're all drunk.

01:12:53.000 Okay.

01:12:54.000 But like really drunk.

01:12:55.000 All right, last letter.

01:12:56.000 This is from a girl named Chanity.

01:12:59.000 Just kidding.

01:13:00.000 Oh my God, what an effing smoke show.

01:13:03.000 Are we allowed to show her picture?

01:13:06.000 Probably.

01:13:06.000 Wait, don't show it until I read it.

01:13:09.000 Gavin, my guy.

01:13:10.000 Oh, not that I would ever cheat on my wife, but I still don't want women to be in a relationship. 1.00

01:13:16.000 I want them to want me and be single. 0.91

01:13:18.000 Like, I don't want to go to parties, but I want to get invited to them all.

01:13:22.000 I don't want to go to events and do a talk, but I want to be invited to events at a talk.

01:13:26.000 Why would she send pictures?

01:13:30.000 You don't like that?

01:13:31.000 Every time I get a picture.

01:13:32.000 She's confused.

01:13:33.000 Every time I get a letter from a woman, I wonder what she looks like. 1.00

01:13:37.000 I mean, is she an old? 0.98

01:13:39.000 I want to know my demographic.

01:13:40.000 Is she an old fat pig? 1.00

01:13:42.000 In this case, she's a fucking nine. 1.00

01:13:45.000 And she's fucking a nine, too. 1.00

01:13:48.000 Good looking.

01:13:48.000 Fucking nines, fuck nines.

01:13:50.000 Yeah, he is breathtaking.

01:13:53.000 He's a zaddy. 0.98

01:13:54.000 He's a sweet little treat.

01:13:59.000 Gavin, my guy and I have a debate that I think you have a habit of itching your nose.

01:14:02.000 I do, and I think it might be nerves.

01:14:04.000 I remember when I would do Fox News, I would get a cough, and I wouldn't have a cough before or after the show.

01:14:10.000 So I think it might be like my adrenaline pumping.

01:14:12.000 I don't think there's anything physical happening.

01:14:14.000 Like I don't think my mustache hairs are curling up into my nose because I do it 0% of the time at home.

01:14:20.000 We don't give a damn.

01:14:23.000 I didn't mean for it to come off.

01:14:24.000 He's adamant that your nose itches every time you touch it from your beard.

01:14:28.000 What?

01:14:29.000 This is a nose.

01:14:30.000 This is a beard.

01:14:31.000 We've got a good inch there.

01:14:34.000 I was hoping for a more intellectual mailbag for the first time, but this is as good as it gets.

01:14:39.000 Yeah, that's not very intellectual.

01:14:41.000 Boy, the hot ones aren't exactly brilliant, are they?

01:14:45.000 Yeah, no, I think it's nerves.

01:14:47.000 I don't think it's a mustache.

01:14:51.000 I'm just repeating myself now.

01:14:54.000 It's definitely not my beard.

01:14:56.000 What?

01:14:57.000 Is it my pubes?

01:14:58.000 Yeah, it's my pubes.

01:14:59.000 I get pubes in my face.

01:15:00.000 All right, we're out of time.

01:15:03.000 Fun show.

01:15:04.000 Thanks to James O'Keefe for coming on.

01:15:07.000 And thank you to Dar Mann for telling me that handicapped people are actually people. 1.00

01:15:12.000 I had no idea.

01:15:14.000 And finally, I'd like to end with a video of Demi Lovato that I stole from Milo.

01:15:20.000 By the way, before I tell you this, I got this from Milo, but Milo and Chadwick are mad at me.

01:15:27.000 For what?

01:15:27.000 Chadwick's mad at me for all the talk yesterday about Max because I got it from him.

01:15:32.000 Because he drove the six hours it takes to go visit Max in prison and got all that information, told me via text, and then I blurted it out.

01:15:46.000 Sorry, but I'm a blabber mouth.

01:15:48.000 Now, he did say that whole thing about how prison is like a shitty cruise.

01:15:50.000 He said, don't steal that.

01:15:52.000 And I guess I did technically steal it.

01:15:55.000 But I'm sorry, Chadwick.

01:15:57.000 You don't tell a blabber mouth a bunch of stuff if you don't want him to blab it unless you say, do not repeat any of this on your show. 0.98

01:16:04.000 Now, he did say that, I guess, about the cruise, but that was just one sentence.

01:16:09.000 And then Milo's mad at me for a totally different reason.

01:16:12.000 Louis Thoreau contacted me and said, oh, yeah, hello.

01:16:15.000 I was thinking about, I'm doing a documentary about the new ride.

01:16:18.000 And I thought that maybe it would be interesting to speak to you.

01:16:22.000 I go, is this going to, are you going to frame us as Nazis?

01:16:24.000 No, that's not all I'm interested in.

01:16:26.000 Absolutely not.

01:16:26.000 No, I'm talking about here in the age of Trump.

01:16:29.000 And he said, I said, yeah.

01:16:33.000 After talking to his team for like a couple hours, I thought, you know what?

01:16:38.000 Sure, let's do it.

01:16:39.000 And then Milo said, are you a fucking imbecile?

01:16:44.000 No, that's not how he talks.

01:16:45.000 Darling, what are you doing?

01:16:46.000 Louis Throat, that's a stitch-up, you fool.

01:16:50.000 And I said, really?

01:16:51.000 You think so?

01:16:51.000 And he just goes, he sent me Judge Judy, just going, oh.

01:16:54.000 I've gotten that one before him.

01:16:56.000 Yeah.

01:16:58.000 Got like two minutes on the card.

01:17:00.000 Two minutes on the card, I'm done.

01:17:01.000 So let's, I stole, yesterday I stole from Chadwick.

01:17:04.000 Today I'm stealing from Milo.

01:17:06.000 And your favorite dish.

01:17:08.000 My favorite dish.

01:17:10.000 I like mugs because they're very comfortable in your hand and they hold hot things that you don't have to touch.

01:17:18.000 You ruined that, Ryan.

01:17:21.000 I sent you the file for the airdrop.

01:17:23.000 There was no airdrop.

01:17:24.000 You never sent me an airdrop.

01:17:25.000 Well, it's probably on the other fucking computer.

01:17:27.000 You should have told me you didn't get it.

01:17:28.000 Oh.

01:17:30.000 Was it a meme instead of the actual one?

01:17:33.000 No, it's that, but it's not all wavy.

01:17:35.000 I don't think people could hear that.

01:17:37.000 We could hear it at home.

01:17:38.000 Oh, yeah?

01:17:39.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:17:39.000 All right.

01:17:40.000 But she thought a dish meant an actual.

01:17:43.000 That's the funny part.

01:17:45.000 Get fired.

01:17:46.000 Get in trouble.

01:17:47.000 Be brave.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 05, 2020

S02E121 - STATE OF THE UNION [2020-02-05 - S02E121 - STATE OF THE UNION]

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