Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E131 - ANIMALS ARE LOSERS [2020-03-02 - S02E131 - ANIMALS ARE LOSERS]

00:00:13.000 I was from New York.

00:00:16.000 Get off my wand with Kevin McKinnon.

00:00:21.000 Oh, silly me.

00:00:22.000 That's just me.

00:00:23.000 I proceeded to brush some strangers' teeth, but they were my teeth.

00:00:29.000 and I was waiting.

00:00:30.000 Ugh.

00:00:34.000 Ugh.

00:00:35.000 I proceeded to bust some strangers' teeth, but they were my teeth.

00:00:42.000 That guy's from Philly.

00:00:44.000 Used to be in the band The War on Drugs, Kurt Vile.

00:00:52.000 Truly blue-collar performer.

00:00:57.000 I like those guys better.

00:00:59.000 I don't know why.

00:01:01.000 Today we've got a vicious attack on David Attenborough, the aristocrat who narrates the Our Planet thing, and an even more vicious attack on these things.

00:01:11.000 Animals.

00:01:13.000 Now, if you are going to buy a teddy bear, I would recommend the Deplora Bear teddy bear.

00:01:18.000 But I still think bears are fucking losers.

00:01:22.000 Like black bears eating the garbage.

00:01:25.000 They just, they go through dumpsters.

00:01:28.000 They have a horrible life.

00:01:29.000 And then they have to hibernate for, what, four months of the year?

00:01:34.000 And this is, I guess, a brown bear.

00:01:36.000 And they're like black bears, but much more vicious.

00:01:40.000 Constantly scrounging for food before they hibernate too, just trying to get some weight on so they don't starve to death during their infinite nap.

00:01:49.000 Anyway, that's fun.

00:01:55.000 We're back from CPAC.

00:01:57.000 We got some new news on CPAC.

00:01:58.000 Of course, we'll do the mailbag.

00:02:00.000 Here's the news today.

00:02:02.000 We got Bloomberg getting the backs of blacks because of his snap attacks with the flack that he got from his Stop and Frack.

00:02:13.000 Stop and Frisk.

00:02:16.000 Sorry, but Stop and Frisk was a very effective tool in crime-ridden New York City.

00:02:22.000 But now that we've forgotten about that, now that all the crime is down, we can afford to whine about it.

00:02:27.000 It's sort of like CCTV cameras.

00:02:29.000 We were all against those, Big Brother.

00:02:32.000 And then they started catching guys who punch old ladies in the face and rape people.

00:02:36.000 And then we went, and we were able to track them with the CCTV.

00:02:39.000 Then we stopped talking with CCTV so much.

00:02:42.000 I put my back out today, boxing, but not boxing, skipping rope.

00:02:48.000 I'm just sitting there skipping and then, oh, I felt like this hole in my, just below my right shoulder blade.

00:02:56.000 And it felt like someone had stuck a big pole up me and was like, do one of you assholes have a voodoo doll of me?

00:03:03.000 And did you poke it in me around 9 a.m. this morning?

00:03:06.000 Because that hurt.

00:03:08.000 But it wasn't a sharp pain, like a bullet.

00:03:10.000 It was like a, like knock the window to you kind of a pain.

00:03:16.000 Anything to say there, Ryan?

00:03:18.000 What?

00:03:22.000 Manhattan woman has coronavirus. 0.56

00:03:25.000 I don't have the care virus, unfortunately, so I don't give a shit about coronavirus.

00:03:30.000 Who cares?

00:03:31.000 Look at all these New Yorkers.

00:03:33.000 The worst thing that coronavirus has done so far is kill Trump's winning spree in the stock market with the Dow.

00:03:40.000 That's the only thing I give a shit about.

00:03:43.000 Bunch of Chinese people died.

00:03:55.000 Don't give a shit.

00:03:56.000 And as far as you go, you're fine.

00:04:00.000 If you're watching this show, you're likely not a 70-year-old man with diabetes.

00:04:04.000 So don't worry about it.

00:04:06.000 Your immune system will be fine.

00:04:09.000 Do you eat ass?

00:04:10.000 Do you drink rotten corn called bourbon?

00:04:14.000 Are you hungover sometimes?

00:04:15.000 Well, then you're fine.

00:04:17.000 By the way, speaking of China, I didn't know if I was going to get to this, but I'd rather jump to it today.

00:04:22.000 Remember, we got that letter from an Australian viewer, this is 2-3, where he said, yeah, we're such cucks when it comes to China that we can't name a pool Mac Horton because Mac Horton had accused, you should usually scroll down when you show these articles, Mac Horton accused Sun Yang, both Olympic swimmers, of doping.

00:04:47.000 And that made China mad. 1.00

00:04:48.000 Look, there he is, refusing to stand next to him, and that pissing off Sun Yang.

00:04:53.000 So that's insulting to China, right?

00:04:56.000 So fuck Mac Horton for not being respectful to Sun Yang, and fuck him for accusing Sun of doping.

00:05:04.000 Well, what if he's right?

00:05:06.000 Now, 2-2, we just discover that, yeah, Sun Yang was.

00:05:11.000 And by the way, when you're banned for eight years from Olympic swimming, that's it.

00:05:15.000 You're done.

00:05:16.000 So they ended his career because he was caught cheating.

00:05:20.000 So this is more hate facts.

00:05:22.000 You can't call a cheater a cheater because that hurts the country of China.

00:05:28.000 Fuck you, China. 1.00

00:05:30.000 I don't care about your stupid virus, and I see it as zero threat to America or my way of life.

00:05:36.000 All right, so CPAC, we just got back.

00:05:40.000 There's been some new news since then.

00:05:44.000 But before we get to that, I want to talk about traveling with Ryan Katsu Rivera and the things that come out of his fucking mouth.

00:05:54.000 I've started a note thing here on my phone, and the note is called Ryan's Idiocy.

00:06:01.000 Right.

00:06:02.000 Some of these made me laugh as if I didn't do them.

00:06:05.000 All right.

00:06:05.000 Number one, we're going from our crappy hotel to the Gaylord Convention Center where Ryan was born, and it's about 12 bucks to get there, right?

00:06:17.000 And I go, oh, crap, we forgot our passes.

00:06:21.000 Shit.

00:06:22.000 And I go, you're going to have to go back and get them.

00:06:25.000 And he goes, well, actually, they said at the front that if you lose your pass, to get a new One is 50 bucks.

00:06:32.000 Okay.

00:06:33.000 So there's two of us.

00:06:34.000 So to go get two new passes is 50 plus 50.

00:06:36.000 That's $100.

00:06:38.000 To go back to the hotel $12 and come back here is $24.

00:06:42.000 $100 is more than $24.

00:06:44.000 And the crazy part about it is you said it more than once.

00:06:47.000 I think you were just so proud of yourself that you knew that.

00:06:51.000 Yes.

00:06:52.000 Well, also, I thought because Jacob was just about to do that thing, so I was like, just in case we don't miss it, is it worth the time?

00:06:59.000 No, don't change it.

00:07:00.000 You're the king of excuses.

00:07:02.000 How much more expensive is getting a new pass than taking the cab there and back?

00:07:06.000 150 times.

00:07:08.000 76 is the answer to that.

00:07:11.000 Little brain teaser.

00:07:14.000 Okay, how about this one?

00:07:15.000 So we're uploading the show from the hotel.

00:07:17.000 And I go, I'm getting frustrated here.

00:07:19.000 We're wasting time.

00:07:20.000 It's taking forever.

00:07:21.000 And I go, how's it going there?

00:07:22.000 And he goes, it's going pretty good.

00:07:22.000 The upload?

00:07:24.000 Going to 1% a minute?

00:07:28.000 Just not good.

00:07:29.000 Now, I don't know if you know about percents, but there's 100 of them.

00:07:33.000 And 100 minutes is a long ass time.

00:07:35.000 So no, we're not going pretty good.

00:07:38.000 So that man was having trouble with 100 times 1.

00:07:42.000 So that was another math one.

00:07:45.000 Oh, here's some doozies.

00:07:46.000 This is in the car.

00:07:47.000 We're driving, right?

00:07:48.000 We drive by this big, elaborate children's play site with like swings and slides.

00:07:53.000 And he says, with no sense of irony whatsoever, he goes, oh, that looks fucking fun.

00:08:01.000 A children's play site.

00:08:02.000 I don't even think he's, well, he's very small, but still, I'm not sure like you could get on those slides.

00:08:08.000 Well, I used to play in those as a kid all the time.

00:08:10.000 Correct, as a kid.

00:08:11.000 But we never had those.

00:08:12.000 That was sick looking.

00:08:14.000 Okay.

00:08:16.000 Here's one.

00:08:17.000 We go by a graveyard and he goes, nobody hangs out in cemeteries anymore.

00:08:22.000 No one ever hung out in cemeteries.

00:08:22.000 And I go, what?

00:08:24.000 And he goes, I go, who are you talking about?

00:08:26.000 He goes, punks.

00:08:28.000 I go, punks didn't hang out in cemeteries.

00:08:30.000 He goes, yeah, they did.

00:08:31.000 Remember Dawn of the Dead?

00:08:33.000 Oh, the fictional zombie movie?

00:08:35.000 Yeah.

00:08:36.000 Yeah, Nidal of the Dead.

00:08:43.000 Here's one.

00:08:44.000 So we're at the restaurant, and he just looks at me and he goes, silk is nuts.

00:08:50.000 And I'm thinking, oh, that's finally something not retarded. 1.00

00:08:53.000 So diamond and silk, you think silk is just nuts?

00:08:56.000 That's why she's sort of like, oh, damn right.

00:08:58.000 Yeah, you did it.

00:08:59.000 So she's just a nutcase, and it's diamond who's the brains of the operation?

00:09:03.000 I'm not familiar with that train of thought.

00:09:05.000 I never heard that theory before.

00:09:06.000 And he goes, no, actual silk.

00:09:09.000 And he has a silk tie, and he's stroking it.

00:09:13.000 Yes.

00:09:15.000 And finally, the last one, I hear him on the phone from a convention center.

00:09:21.000 Yeah, that's a photo shoot, okay?

00:09:25.000 And he's saying, yep, okay, $300.

00:09:27.000 Yep.

00:09:29.000 I go, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?

00:09:30.000 Like, I have to monitor him at all times, like a handicapped kid. 1.00

00:09:35.000 We didn't bring jackets down.

00:09:36.000 I don't bring jackets on business trips where you're not going to be outside much because you're just lugging a jacket around.

00:09:40.000 So it's like airport to car to rental to hotel.

00:09:45.000 You're never like standing outside.

00:09:46.000 So why bring a big coat?

00:09:48.000 It's only 40 degrees.

00:09:50.000 And he gets a little chilly.

00:09:52.000 So he was calling some store nearby before we walked the 10 minutes to the parking lot to buy a coat for the walk.

00:10:03.000 This is the second time he's done this.

00:10:06.000 When he did the MAGA thing, the streeter man on the street thing, he showed up without a coat and bought a coat.

00:10:11.000 Where's that coat?

00:10:13.000 I have it.

00:10:13.000 It's just huge.

00:10:15.000 And that was only 20 bucks at a thrift store or a Rosta's.

00:10:19.000 So they just sell like really cheap shit.

00:10:22.000 But I need a coat for my suits.

00:10:24.000 I don't have one of those.

00:10:26.000 No, you don't.

00:10:28.000 All right, so that's crossed off the list.

00:10:30.000 Ryan quotes.

00:10:33.000 Groipers are very interesting.

00:10:35.000 Fun group.

00:10:36.000 They're sort of like proud boys, but not as tough.

00:10:39.000 Actually, not tough at all.

00:10:41.000 A lot of boarding school kind of kids.

00:10:43.000 Very attentive to what you're saying about them, and I'm sure they're relaying all of this to Nick Fuentes right now.

00:10:49.000 Strange sexuality. 0.60

00:10:52.000 Like very against being a slut, very against homosexuality in a big way, which is always fishy to me when you're really passionate about it. 0.99

00:11:02.000 Seemingly virgins, seemingly libidinousness-less, sans libido.

00:11:09.000 But I did a talk at one of their things.

00:11:12.000 I didn't know it was the Groiper thing until they invited me on stage.

00:11:15.000 I was just announced.

00:11:16.000 I didn't know I was talking that night.

00:11:17.000 This is the second night.

00:11:18.000 And I just got up there and I said, there seems to be two groups here.

00:11:20.000 There's like the Groupers over there who are all about being traditionalists. 1.00

00:11:23.000 And then there's this weird kind of a, I hate overusing the word incel, but these guys with like funny hats on who dress weird and they all want a fucking selfie.

00:11:34.000 Groipers, not so much.

00:11:37.000 And I said, both of you guys aren't getting laid.

00:11:39.000 So if you're not going to, if you're not a traditionalist and you're waiting to get married and you want to get laid, well, go and get laid now.

00:11:45.000 Here's how to do it.

00:11:46.000 Do a lot of talking.

00:11:47.000 Make sure you have Coke, if that's what you do.

00:11:52.000 Play the bass.

00:11:53.000 Play drums.

00:11:53.000 Every band needs a drummer.

00:11:54.000 Get a moped.

00:11:55.000 It doesn't have to be a big motorbike, but it's good if you have a way to get it on.

00:11:58.000 That's a different talk.

00:11:59.000 That's the first night.

00:12:00.000 Although that's interesting, too.

00:12:02.000 Although I've already talked about that, right?

00:12:03.000 I talked about the Coke thing, where the guy thought I was really doing Coke.

00:12:07.000 Yeah.

00:12:08.000 And then I said to the Groiper's, guys, you're into traditionalism? 0.79

00:12:11.000 You're 24.

00:12:13.000 Should have two kids by now.

00:12:15.000 Let's go.

00:12:16.000 Let's go.

00:12:18.000 So I don't quite get that part, but we went to their talk with Michelle Malkin, Patrick Casey, I believe his name is, Nick Fuentes all did a talk.

00:12:28.000 Very good talks.

00:12:28.000 Oh, and Scott Greer, who did No Campus for White Men.

00:12:32.000 And they were very interesting, very intellectual talks, great speakers.

00:12:36.000 Of course, Michelle was amazing. 0.86

00:12:40.000 But at the end, Jared Holt doxed everyone.

00:12:45.000 And they got up and they said, oh, Jared Holt just gave away the address and everyone scrambled and left.

00:12:51.000 Pretty amazing that Jared Holt pretends he's a journalist and he's out there doxing people's locations.

00:12:57.000 Like he thinks this is newsworthy.

00:12:59.000 Tonight, white nationalists, like Michelle Malkin, I assume, and their, Look, she's in the same, she's in the same tweet.

00:13:07.000 White nationalists, such as Michelle Malkin, who married a Jew and has half Asian, half Jewish kids.

00:13:14.000 Tonight, white nationalists and their fans gathered at the Budget Clarion Collection Hotel at Arlington for their anti-CPAC event featuring columnist Michelle Malkin.

00:13:23.000 According to a source familiar, the event hosted roughly 100 people total.

00:13:26.000 That's correct.

00:13:27.000 Who is this snitch, by the way?

00:13:28.000 But look at Jared's little head tilt.

00:13:31.000 Look at his estrogen tilt.

00:13:34.000 Ugh.

00:13:36.000 So vile.

00:13:39.000 That night, by the way, we all went out to this bar, Harry's.

00:13:42.000 And I don't know about, I used to love Kelly's Irish Times in D.C., but I heard a MAGA dude got bottled there.

00:13:48.000 It's supposed to be a cop bar.

00:13:49.000 There's cop badges all over Kelly's.

00:13:53.000 When I go like that, my back.

00:13:56.000 But Harry's is run by a cop or a brother of a cop, cop family.

00:14:02.000 And as we were leaving, these Groipers walk. 1.00

00:14:05.000 Groipers are weird to me.

00:14:06.000 They talk shit behind my back, but they're very nice to me in person.

00:14:09.000 And they were walking back.

00:14:11.000 They're kind of dubious of me.

00:14:12.000 And I said, gentlemen?

00:14:14.000 And they go, hey, man, hi.

00:14:16.000 Because you know that I'm the one who red-pilled them first.

00:14:18.000 And then they went crazier.

00:14:20.000 They went more extreme off to Nicktown.

00:14:22.000 So, excuse me.

00:14:24.000 It must seem weird to see me there because they hate me and love me.

00:14:27.000 They hate me for not being extreme enough, not hating Israel.

00:14:32.000 So as they're walking by, I go, hey, guys.

00:14:35.000 Good evening, gentlemen.

00:14:37.000 And they're like, good night.

00:14:38.000 I go, I want to fuck you with my heels on. 1.00

00:14:41.000 And all three of them go, and then they wait like a block.

00:14:47.000 And then from a block away, the smallest one yells, you're a fucking faggot, Gavin.

00:14:55.000 Let me fuck you with my heels on, yeah. 1.00

00:14:58.000 So I just, I thought I could run and tackle him, but I don't really feel like punishing him.

00:15:04.000 You're a faggot, Gavin. 1.00

00:15:05.000 Yeah, it was bubbling up in him.

00:15:08.000 The word faggot was really loud.

00:15:09.000 It was like someone turned up the volume just for that one word.

00:15:12.000 You're a faggot, Gavin. 1.00

00:15:14.000 And I just yelled, comedy doesn't exist.

00:15:18.000 Like with that Antifa kid, assuming I did Coke.

00:15:22.000 Like, hasn't it occurred to anyone that this is a joke?

00:15:27.000 Yeah, maybe we should jump to that.

00:15:29.000 We're all over the place today.

00:15:31.000 So recent news, that kid who came up to me and said, what are you talking about?

00:15:37.000 The cocaine you were doing is called Jason Charter.

00:15:42.000 He's a little five-foot-tall, severely handicapped Antifa member who goes to CPAC and screams at conservatives until they get kicked out. 0.72

00:15:52.000 Last year, he approached Laura Loomer.

00:15:54.000 You can show Jason Charter, by the way.

00:15:56.000 Oh, good.

00:15:57.000 There's his phone number.

00:16:01.000 Show the post-Millennial article, 19.

00:16:07.000 He went up to Laura Loomer.

00:16:08.000 I don't think this is in that article, by the way.

00:16:10.000 And he said, you beat the shit out of me.

00:16:16.000 Starts screaming at her.

00:16:18.000 Laura Loomer.

00:16:19.000 So anyway, this guy comes up to me.

00:16:21.000 I told you already in the other show, you're doing cocaine.

00:16:23.000 And then he takes a picture of me.

00:16:24.000 He calls me a piece of shit.

00:16:25.000 I lean into him and I go, what are you being passive-aggressive?

00:16:28.000 And I just sort of touch my gorgeous tits to him.

00:16:31.000 Someone comes up to me later, after I had done the show, by the way, and says, that dude who did that is Antifa.

00:16:38.000 And so they send me footage of him getting arrested.

00:16:41.000 And there he is.

00:16:42.000 Press play on that thing.

00:16:44.000 At one point, a scuffle started where a Trump supporter, Anclair Pelboy, an Antifa activist, physically fought.

00:16:50.000 Police separated the sides, wielding batons and detained the Antifa guy.

00:16:56.000 At first, they didn't handcuff him, and it was unclear if he'd be arrested.

00:16:59.000 So he was arrested.

00:17:03.000 It doesn't look very good on us, guys, if you can't beat up a cripple. 1.00

00:17:12.000 What's rare, you see black.

00:17:13.000 There he is.

00:17:14.000 That's the guy who got me kicked out.

00:17:17.000 He's caneeless in this photo. 0.97

00:17:22.000 There's a human Joe Camel next to him.

00:17:26.000 I said to him, I go, you're not a journalist, you're an activist.

00:17:28.000 And he goes, I am an activist.

00:17:30.000 And I go, you're all worried about violence, but you're violent.

00:17:32.000 He goes, I am violent.

00:17:33.000 Oh, shit.

00:17:36.000 It's really shit.

00:17:37.000 It's revenge of the nerds.

00:17:40.000 And nerds who are handicapped are especially hell-bent on revenge because they lack power. 1.00

00:17:45.000 So they want to feel empowered.

00:17:47.000 But go back to the article.

00:17:52.000 So we see him.

00:17:53.000 Scroll down.

00:17:54.000 There he is without his mask.

00:17:58.000 Boom.

00:17:59.000 Now, I wanted proof of that.

00:18:01.000 And Post-Millennial was doing that article and they go, well, how do you know he's Antifa?

00:18:05.000 And I go, well, contact him.

00:18:07.000 So they contact him and they say, we have record of you being arrested June 6th at an Antifa rally.

00:18:13.000 This is go up again.

00:18:14.000 This is before they had the picture of go up of that.

00:18:18.000 They got that later, before they just had the top picture.

00:18:21.000 So they needed proof it was that Antifa kid, Jason Charter.

00:18:24.000 So they call him and they go, so we have a record of you being arrested.

00:18:27.000 He goes, I was arrested, but I wasn't charged.

00:18:35.000 But that's what Antifa is.

00:18:38.000 It's crippled losers hell-bent on revenge who tattletale on people. 1.00

00:18:44.000 Oh, hello you.

00:18:45.000 How you doing?

00:18:48.000 As Jared Holton, Tim Cast was talking about me being kicked out.

00:18:52.000 Let's see what he has to say.

00:18:54.000 There he is.

00:18:55.000 There's Jason Charter.

00:18:56.000 Look how tall he is.

00:18:57.000 Look at his weird, sickly face.

00:18:59.000 How did you find out about that?

00:19:00.000 This was on my stream.

00:19:01.000 Oh, my God.

00:19:02.000 I had no.

00:19:03.000 Oh, there's Jacob.

00:19:04.000 How you doing, man?

00:19:05.000 He thinks he caught me.

00:19:08.000 There's an entire platform of cameras.

00:19:09.000 But anyway, let's see what Tim Cast is saying.

00:19:12.000 By the way, Tim Cast, I'm using Rogane, and it could be psychosomatic, but I really feel like it's making a difference.

00:19:21.000 Join the Trump side.

00:19:22.000 Oh, they like to say, Tim, Tim, take the red pill.

00:19:25.000 Join the Trump side, blah, blah, blah.

00:19:27.000 Nah, listen.

00:19:28.000 I'm going to do my thing.

00:19:29.000 I'm going to mind my own Business because I don't trust that anybody is necessarily going to do the right thing when their collective is threatened.

00:19:36.000 And for me, I much prefer to just mind my own business.

00:19:39.000 We got a story here from the post-millennial.

00:19:41.000 Exclusive.

00:19:42.000 Antifa activist granted pass to CPAC may be responsible for having Gavin McInnes removed.

00:19:49.000 I'm just going to tell you my general understanding of what's going on that I find absolutely hilarious and why CPAC is something.

00:19:56.000 I don't care for CPAC.

00:19:57.000 I don't care for the people there.

00:19:59.000 I don't believe that they're honest and they're principled.

00:20:01.000 I really, really don't.

00:20:02.000 I don't know who organizes it.

00:20:02.000 Sorry.

00:20:04.000 I know very little about it.

00:20:05.000 But let me tell you something.

00:20:06.000 Apparently they kicked out Gavin McInnes.

00:20:09.000 Gavin McGinnis is somebody who is deserving of criticism for stupid things he has said.

00:20:13.000 But he's deserving of his free speech and his right to, you know, to speak his mind so long as he's not.

00:20:18.000 I think Gavin's crossed the line in the past.

00:20:20.000 But if Gavin is now trying to make a men do better, then why would he be kicked out of CPAC?

00:20:26.000 But it gets better.

00:20:27.000 We also have this story from InfoWars.

00:20:30.000 Now, of course, I'm not citing InfoWars because I think they're a purveyor of honest and good journalism.

00:20:36.000 It's because they're talking about their own staff member being kicked out of CPAC.

00:20:40.000 InfoWars Owen Schroer gets kicked out of CPAC.

00:20:43.000 I'm not a fan of InfoWars.

00:20:46.000 Never have been.

00:20:47.000 But Owen Schroer should be allowed to walk around and do his thing.

00:20:51.000 So here's what ends up happening.

00:20:53.000 You have these conservatives at CPAC that feel like they're being discredited enough people like Gavin or something.

00:20:58.000 I think I've had enough of Timcast.

00:20:59.000 Tim Poole.

00:21:00.000 Tim Poole.

00:21:01.000 Doing the Timcast.

00:21:03.000 He's such a fence-sitting fucking nanny. 1.00

00:21:07.000 You know what I mean?

00:21:09.000 Just telling everyone what they did wrong.

00:21:11.000 He's a happa. 1.00

00:21:12.000 I'm fair.

00:21:14.000 I'm fair.

00:21:16.000 I don't necessarily like these guys.

00:21:17.000 I think they've made a lot of fuck-ups.

00:21:19.000 I think they're bad.

00:21:20.000 I've never been a big fan, but they shouldn't be punished.

00:21:24.000 Shut up. 0.95

00:21:25.000 But I'm talking to you here on a bunch of people.

00:21:26.000 We have.

00:21:28.000 Go to 1-8.

00:21:29.000 We have InfoWars getting booted.

00:21:31.000 I'd rather actually hear it from Owen Schroyer than Kim Poole.

00:21:38.000 Owen Schroyer here from Infowars.com.

00:21:41.000 I'm with Ashley St. Clair, who I thank for having me.

00:21:44.000 Smoke Show Alert.

00:21:45.000 One of the most banned men in America now.

00:21:48.000 So let me give you the details.

00:21:49.000 Just pause.

00:21:50.000 Remember, Ashley St. Clair is that super hot conservative chick who was kicked out of turning point for being featured in a photograph with Nick Fuentes. 1.00

00:22:00.000 I saw her at my talk, and she was on her way out. 0.80

00:22:03.000 I said, what are you doing?

00:22:04.000 She goes, Nick's here.

00:22:05.000 I don't know.

00:22:05.000 It's been bad for me in the past.

00:22:06.000 I'm just avoiding it.

00:22:07.000 And Kathy Zhu, too, right?

00:22:09.000 Well, Kathy Zoo was a whole other big gossip thing.

00:22:11.000 You don't know about that?

00:22:13.000 So Kathy Zhu was being mocked by Ashley Groupenberg, a different Ashley, and Cassandra Fairbanks. 1.00

00:22:21.000 And she lashed out and published Revenge Porn, one of Cassandra Fairbanks being nude, which Cassandra was really pissed about. 1.00

00:22:27.000 But I said, Cassandra, you look amazing in those photos.

00:22:30.000 I would not be mad at all.

00:22:31.000 You're going to be very happy they're around in about 10 years.

00:22:34.000 And then with Ashley Greupenberg, they photoshopped her in a bikini, something like that.

00:22:39.000 So then Kathy Zoo was canceled.

00:22:41.000 Damn.

00:22:42.000 I didn't know that.

00:22:42.000 Conservative canceled by lashing out too much in a conservative fight.

00:22:47.000 Weird.

00:22:48.000 Peace and love.

00:22:49.000 Peace and love.

00:22:50.000 Why can't we all be friends?

00:22:52.000 Nick Fuentes, Ben Shapiro, Kathy Zoo, Cassandra Fairbanks, Jonah Goldberg, Mike Cernovich.

00:22:59.000 Peace and love.

00:23:01.000 Peace and love.

00:23:04.000 Infowars applied for a booth at CPAC and we were rejected.

00:23:08.000 I also replied for media credentials and I was rejected.

00:23:12.000 The excuse we were given is that they didn't have any room for us.

00:23:16.000 Now, I just tell you we didn't.

00:23:17.000 No, I didn't get any media response.

00:23:19.000 But I was banned.

00:23:21.000 No media pass.

00:23:22.000 and then later humanly banned.

00:23:23.000 ...an attendee.

00:23:25.000 So I showed up as an attendee.

00:23:27.000 Now, I've been here the last two days.

00:23:28.000 I was invited to people who paid for booths, thousands of dollars for booths, I was invited to be a part of their booths.

00:23:34.000 It's obviously great marketing for them.

00:23:36.000 People like to see Infowars, so we hang out by their booth.

00:23:39.000 They get a little feedback, too, from people that are watching and seeing their logos.

00:23:44.000 Remember what booth he was at?

00:23:45.000 That's enough.

00:23:46.000 Yeah.

00:23:46.000 Wait, maybe just jump ahead.

00:23:48.000 He was at that zippy booth.

00:23:49.000 That's the guy who said I can get you in, brought us to the front, and then you couldn't get in.

00:23:52.000 I said, fine.

00:23:53.000 I'll cut some of it.

00:23:54.000 Is it Zippy or Zippy?

00:23:55.000 I did an HD interview.

00:23:57.000 They come back.

00:23:58.000 They say, oh, you cannot film here.

00:24:00.000 If you want to film, you have to go up to Radio Row.

00:24:02.000 I said, fine.

00:24:04.000 Left the booth area, went up to Radio Row, began filming, was interviewing people running for Congress in Virginia, Minnesota, other places.

00:24:12.000 CPAC comes back and says, Mr. Stroyer, you've got to go.

00:24:15.000 Now, they still have not given me a reason.

00:24:18.000 I followed all their rules, but apparently four strikes, and I'm out.

00:24:22.000 I've still not been given a reason.

00:24:23.000 The latest thing I've been told is I'm not allowed to film, so I was kicked out for filming.

00:24:27.000 Now, imagine that claim.

00:24:30.000 By the way, when you're at CPAC, that's enough.

00:24:32.000 When you're at CPAC, it's nothing but people filming.

00:24:34.000 Everybody's filming.

00:24:35.000 And it's a convention, so there's going to be a lot of weirdos.

00:24:38.000 And they gave CPAC didn't like Infowars, didn't like Censored.tv.

00:24:44.000 They didn't like conservatives for being edgy, but they've embraced Jared Holt, Will Summer, that Zach pussy from Daily Beast. 0.78

00:24:52.000 What the fuck's his name?

00:24:53.000 Zach Patrizzo.

00:24:56.000 And then you look at their reporting, and it was ironic.

00:24:58.000 This is 1.7.

00:24:59.000 Jared Holt's first article to come out about CPAC was Return of the Fringe.

00:25:08.000 CPAC is inviting the fringe.

00:25:10.000 Okay, that's Jacob Wall and what's his name?

00:25:12.000 Jake Berkman.

00:25:14.000 They were releasing Roger Stone's jury questionnaires, which, by the way, Roger was not happy about.

00:25:19.000 He did not like that they did that.

00:25:22.000 He says it's going to be worse for him.

00:25:23.000 Laura Loomer, I think, said the same thing.

00:25:25.000 I don't know anymore.

00:25:27.000 All I know is playing by the rules hasn't been working, so I like what Jacob Wall did.

00:25:32.000 Anyway, go back, go back, go back.

00:25:33.000 But you look at that top picture.

00:25:35.000 These guys were both kicked out.

00:25:37.000 And they're doing that presser illegally.

00:25:40.000 They just stormed in.

00:25:41.000 They didn't have passes.

00:25:42.000 They ran into the lobby, did this press conference at the last second, and then were promptly booted out.

00:25:48.000 How is that return of the fringe?

00:25:50.000 And then you scroll down and you see Alex Jones, Infowars also booted out.

00:25:56.000 And then you scroll down and they're talking about my Antifa thing, where it says one attendee told right-wing Watch they reported McInnes to security after McInnes threatened to assault them.

00:26:05.000 A request for information from CPAC about McInnis, blah, blah, blah, was not.

00:26:09.000 So that's the reporting they do.

00:26:11.000 Look at Will Summer.

00:26:12.000 This is 1.5.

00:26:13.000 So Will Summer gets a pass.

00:26:15.000 And I think all media should be invited everywhere, by the way.

00:26:19.000 But it's just interesting when they choose.

00:26:21.000 So what they do is they find this sort of slightly on the edge guys like this.

00:26:25.000 Another QAnon sighting at CPAC.

00:26:27.000 This guy says quite a few people at the conference believe in the conspiracy theory.

00:26:34.000 Or what was the other one?

00:26:35.000 What's 1-4?

00:26:36.000 Yeah, go to 1-4.

00:26:38.000 This is that guy, Zach Patrizzo.

00:26:40.000 He got fired from, I think, the Daily Dot for lying about those two guys I just showed, Jacob Woll and Jake Berkman.

00:26:46.000 So now he's at Daily Beast.

00:26:48.000 And this is his beef with CPAC.

00:26:50.000 One of the largest boosts at CPAC 2020 this year glorifies the killing of bears.

00:26:57.000 It's not hunting anymore.

00:26:58.000 It's the killing of bears.

00:27:01.000 Good, kill bears. 0.80

00:27:02.000 They're losers.

00:27:03.000 Bears.

00:27:05.000 Only bear you shouldn't kill is Owen Benjamin.

00:27:09.000 You can't kill me.

00:27:11.000 He's unkillable.

00:27:14.000 They're also very worried about the coronavirus.

00:27:16.000 Go to 1.5.

00:27:18.000 This is Will Summers reporting.

00:27:22.000 No, was that 1.5?

00:27:24.000 Maybe it was 1.6?

00:27:26.000 I kept seeing Jared Holt, Will Summer, and all these other guys say, well, coronavirus is looming as coronavirus fears grow.

00:27:34.000 Trump spent 45 minutes today meeting with the cast members of a play about the deep state.

00:27:38.000 Yeah, he should be in there in his lab trying to find a cure.

00:27:44.000 I've got graduated cylinders, beakers, and of course, a triple beam balance.

00:27:49.000 The greatest.

00:27:50.000 Triple beam balance.

00:27:53.000 So weird.

00:27:55.000 Corona outbreak.

00:27:57.000 Oh, look.

00:27:58.000 Remember, wait, wait.

00:27:59.000 Go to 1-2.

00:28:03.000 No, 1-3.

00:28:03.000 Sorry.

00:28:04.000 1-3.

00:28:06.000 Jared Holt's very worried about Coronavirus.

00:28:07.000 God, we're doing a...

00:28:08.000 We're doing a...

00:28:14.000 Three exclamation marks.

00:28:16.000 And it's funny because he's got such hubris on Twitter.

00:28:19.000 And then go check my footage when I confront him.

00:28:21.000 And he just turns into this melting plant.

00:28:24.000 You know, when your wife puts flowers out and then she forgets to throw them out when they wilt?

00:28:29.000 He wilts.

00:28:30.000 He's constantly wilting.

00:28:32.000 Look at his weird little girl face. 1.00

00:28:35.000 I just don't understand why you're so obsessed with white nationalism.

00:28:39.000 Is that your fault?

00:28:40.000 You're just chicken and beret.

00:28:41.000 What about the Aryan brother? 0.64

00:28:43.000 Did you investigate them?

00:28:43.000 That sounds like a bad thing.

00:28:44.000 That thing tells me she had to do with Proud Boys getting arrested.

00:28:48.000 Does she leave when Jared leaves?

00:28:52.000 Wait, let me see.

00:28:52.000 I think so.

00:28:53.000 Someone has a glass of water and they just put in like four drops of water.

00:28:56.000 I should have put that up on my YouTube.

00:28:59.000 Anyway.

00:29:02.000 We're done?

00:29:03.000 All right, where are you going?

00:29:05.000 No, no.

00:29:07.000 He says he doesn't do interviews, but look at 1-1.

00:29:09.000 He does interviews.

00:29:10.000 So we're out here today at CPAC 2020.

00:29:16.000 You are Jared Holt.

00:29:17.000 You work for Right Wing Watch.

00:29:19.000 Can you tell me a little bit more about your work and what your experience at CPAC so far has been?

00:29:23.000 So I've been covering CPAC.

00:29:24.000 I thought you don't do interviews.

00:29:25.000 I've been a couple of years now.

00:29:27.000 I work for an organization.

00:29:28.000 Maybe he contacted his press liaison as he kept telling you to do.

00:29:32.000 That must be the most estrogen a man can have without growing tits. 1.00

00:29:41.000 When you see people threatening you, I mean, he threatened Michelle Malkin.

00:29:44.000 Putting out that tweet was encouraging violence against Michelle Malkin, which he's in total denial about too, by the way.

00:29:50.000 He says I was reporting the news.

00:29:53.000 Go to 430, though, on that last video.

00:29:58.000 You already showed the tweet when he docks the place?

00:30:00.000 Yeah.

00:30:00.000 Yeah, we talked about that.

00:30:02.000 What happens when we're looking for answers to de-platform?

00:30:07.000 Sometimes before that, 428.

00:30:10.000 And they have no political traction, really, and not really much of a following.

00:30:14.000 He's talking about Richard Spencer.

00:30:15.000 Do you guys want to de-platform those people?

00:30:18.000 Is the goal to de-platform those people?

00:30:19.000 Just pause.

00:30:20.000 Fascism dies a natural death.

00:30:22.000 This is why Buchanan says in The Unnecessary War, we should have just let the fascists go to Russia and have fascists and communists fight.

00:30:30.000 Communism would have been killed by fascism, and then fascism would just die on the vine.

00:30:33.000 Richard Spencer's ideas died because they weren't plausible.

00:30:38.000 Send all blacks home. 1.00

00:30:39.000 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:30:41.000 Jared Holt had nothing to do with that whatsoever.

00:30:45.000 Form these people?

00:30:46.000 The goal is not to deplatform.

00:30:49.000 Sometimes deplatforming happens when we're looking for answers.

00:30:52.000 We don't ask companies to deplatform.

00:30:56.000 If something is going against the policy, sometimes I will send an email and say, hey, you say the policy is this, this is happening.

00:31:04.000 Look at that.

00:31:05.000 I'm trying to figure out where the lines are.

00:31:08.000 What a snitch. 0.95

00:31:09.000 Did you hear that?

00:31:11.000 The goal is not to deplatform.

00:31:12.000 But sometimes when the terms of policy, when the terms of abuse are violated, I email the company.

00:31:18.000 I go, hey, I'm just a little confused here.

00:31:19.000 Maybe you could help me sort of weigh out why.

00:31:22.000 What a shit state.

00:31:24.000 That's the other thing you have to understand.

00:31:25.000 I think on the right, we tend to be too honest.

00:31:28.000 And worse, when we talk to the left, we assume they're honest too.

00:31:32.000 No, this guy is a dishonest little bitch, just making it up as he goes. 1.00

00:31:37.000 And by the way, he deplatformed me.

00:31:39.000 I advertised my Otama Yamaguchi speech on Instagram, and he was the one who kept screaming to Instagram, trying to get me shut down.

00:31:48.000 And the doxing thing, this is an activist.

00:31:50.000 He's not a supporter of Antifa.

00:31:52.000 He is Antifa.

00:31:54.000 And that's why he got that quote from that kid who went and ratted on me because they're both working with Antifa.

00:32:02.000 Which is why I don't like the question that Elad asks.

00:32:05.000 And he asked Jared Holt, he said, do you condemn political violence?

00:32:08.000 And he said, yes, he's lying, of course.

00:32:10.000 He's part of a domestic terrorist group.

00:32:12.000 But if you go to 2-1, I answered the question with context.

00:32:17.000 Because of course, well, here, let me explain it with Elad.

00:32:19.000 is 2, 1.

00:32:26.000 I didn't get a nice, solid answer on that.

00:32:28.000 I know, one of the things you said about transsectionals was that they are just weird gays.

00:32:33.000 Mentally ill gays. 1.00

00:32:34.000 That's pretty weird.

00:32:35.000 Isn't that the most controversial thing?

00:32:36.000 Sure, I don't have an opinion about race per se.

00:32:39.000 I don't have a very mainstream opinion about Israel, like most Christians and broke Israel. 1.00

00:32:44.000 I don't really care about gays. 1.00

00:32:45.000 Do you condemn political violence?

00:32:49.000 That's a loaded question.

00:32:51.000 It's not that simple.

00:32:52.000 I mean, I've seen you do interviews where you ask this, and the people with the left-wingers won't condemn it.

00:32:59.000 We're not in a normal situation.

00:33:01.000 So when I say I don't condemn political violence, of course not.

00:33:05.000 I don't condemn a group of problem boys going to find somebody defense and taking the shit out of them.

00:33:09.000 You don't condemn that?

00:33:10.000 I mean, sorry, I don't condone that.

00:33:10.000 No.

00:33:13.000 So you condemn political violence.

00:33:15.000 I condone and condemn some political politics.

00:33:17.000 You're right, you're right.

00:33:18.000 I condemn political violence.

00:33:20.000 However, when someone's attacking you, you have to fight them.

00:33:24.000 Self-defense is different too.

00:33:25.000 It's distinct from that, and I heard a lot of leftists say that too.

00:33:27.000 So initiating fights because somebody's initiating these fights.

00:33:30.000 Yes.

00:33:31.000 What is the initiative too?

00:33:32.000 This story gets great.

00:33:33.000 Like at the border ball, there was 500 people ready to kill us.

00:33:36.000 There was a hit list that they published with our faces and we're just going to a fancy drink dance.

00:33:43.000 And this guy walks in front of me with this plug, and he kind of bumps me.

00:33:47.000 He goes like that.

00:33:48.000 Now, I said to him, I said, get the fuck out of my way, and I shoved him.

00:33:52.000 And then it looks like I'm starting a fight.

00:33:55.000 And he says, you want to go?

00:33:56.000 And I said, yeah, I want to fucking go.

00:33:57.000 And he puts me in the face.

00:33:58.000 Now, in that context, right, this is a wolf with a pack of wolves behind him.

00:34:04.000 And the wolf is going, so you kick the wolf in the head to show the other pack that this is an easy break.

00:34:10.000 So these are agitators.

00:34:11.000 Right, if I had gone, ah, now the rest of them smell blood, and now we're all.

00:34:15.000 Sorry, my point is made.

00:34:17.000 It's like being a Christian in northern Iraq, where they go, do you condone political violence?

00:34:21.000 Well, I'm under siege.

00:34:24.000 Coptic conservative.

00:34:26.000 I'm Coptic conservative.

00:34:27.000 They're trying to eradicate me.

00:34:29.000 So like the Proud Boys after our talk, Tim Pula was when they went too far.

00:34:34.000 And in that video we showed earlier, he says that too.

00:34:36.000 Really?

00:34:36.000 They went too far.

00:34:38.000 We've been under attack for a week.

00:34:40.000 They ambush us.

00:34:42.000 They're known to be violent.

00:34:43.000 They're known to carry weapons.

00:34:44.000 So after they get down, you kick them when they're down.

00:34:47.000 Yeah.

00:34:47.000 This isn't like fucking John Sullivan boxing rules.

00:34:51.000 Ding, ding, ding.

00:34:52.000 I wish it was.

00:34:53.000 We'd annihilate them.

00:34:56.000 That was weird, too, when Jared Holt docks the AFPAC thing.

00:35:00.000 Everyone ran out.

00:35:01.000 And I thought, I don't want to run.

00:35:03.000 Let's get them here.

00:35:03.000 There's a hundred of us.

00:35:04.000 Exactly what I said.

00:35:05.000 I was like, what could possibly happen?

00:35:07.000 Yeah.

00:35:08.000 And then I thought.

00:35:08.000 But then it's information, right?

00:35:10.000 Proud boys are awesome, but they tend not to be that sophisticated.

00:35:14.000 They tend to be blue-collar chaps, a lot of spelling errors.

00:35:17.000 They keep talking about the tenants of the bylaws that we put out, but they spell it like tenants of a building instead of tenants.

00:35:25.000 Conversely, the Groipers are a very smart, intelligent group, but not exactly the brawling type. 0.71

00:35:33.000 And if those two could merge, well, first the Groipers would have to get over Israel and the race thing, but they'd be a formidable force. 0.99

00:35:41.000 One's got the brains, one's got the brawn.

00:35:43.000 And the Israel thing, it seemed like such a big hole in the plot.

00:35:48.000 I actually sent Nick an article that I did, an interview with John Bolton on TachyMag.

00:35:53.000 You should dig that up.

00:35:54.000 John Bolton on TachyMag?

00:35:55.000 But I'm just like.

00:35:58.000 Israel is a Western country.

00:36:00.000 Yes, we give it 3.4 billion.

00:36:02.000 We give Iraq 5 billion. 0.69

00:36:04.000 We give Afghanistan 5 billion.

00:36:06.000 And the other thing I want these people to understand is that a lot of Israelis don't like the 3.4 billion and don't want it.

00:36:13.000 Well, what about the wars?

00:36:15.000 Okay, I get that.

00:36:16.000 I'm an isolationist too.

00:36:19.000 But if we don't have a show of force around the world, then who does?

00:36:26.000 China, Russia?

00:36:27.000 Someone else fills the power vacuum.

00:36:29.000 Someone far more sadistic than we can ever be.

00:36:31.000 And I don't want China or Russia having that kind of power.

00:36:36.000 So I'm of two minds about it.

00:36:37.000 It's not that simple, but I see Israel almost like the Falklands. 0.92

00:36:42.000 Like Britain has the Falklands.

00:36:43.000 When Argentina said, we're taking the Falklands back, Margaret Thatcher said it was never yours.

00:36:48.000 And she sent down troops to defend the Falklands and a thousand men died.

00:36:51.000 And that was seen as a horrible tragedy.

00:36:53.000 And all punk bands like Crass had that song.

00:36:55.000 How does it feel to be the mother of a thousand dead?

00:36:59.000 But what was she supposed to do?

00:37:00.000 The Falklands is British. 0.88

00:37:02.000 The people of the Falklands didn't want to go to Argentina.

00:37:04.000 They have British accents.

00:37:06.000 Similarly, we created Israel.

00:37:08.000 It's our country now.

00:37:09.000 It's part of the West.

00:37:12.000 Sorry, what do you want to do?

00:37:13.000 Give it away?

00:37:14.000 Well, I want to take the 3.4 billion away.

00:37:16.000 Okay, that's not really a massive deal.

00:37:19.000 It's about a day and a half of government spending.

00:37:24.000 Not really a hill to die on.

00:37:27.000 Did you find it?

00:37:29.000 I can't believe Krass doesn't like me anymore.

00:37:32.000 G. Vaucher, the artist for Krass, described me to my wife as her terror spouse.

00:37:38.000 According to Krass, I'm a terror spouse.

00:37:40.000 Pretty metal, dude.

00:37:42.000 Terror spouse.

00:37:44.000 Go back to the video.

00:37:47.000 Which video?

00:37:48.000 Sorry.

00:37:49.000 Krass, the one you're playing?

00:37:50.000 It's not a video.

00:37:51.000 It's a.

00:37:55.000 Well, it's a video.

00:37:56.000 It's a montage of photographs.

00:37:58.000 That's what a video is.

00:38:01.000 Okay, this is the screaming part. 0.97

00:38:03.000 Jump ahead a little more.

00:38:04.000 It gets much more musical.

00:38:31.000 There's that article there.

00:38:33.000 Yeah, so the Israel thing and then the race thing, you don't want to fuck black chicks? 1.00

00:38:38.000 It's none of my business.

00:38:38.000 That's fine.

00:38:40.000 I mean, there was a lot of black dudes there at AFPAC.

00:38:45.000 Plenty of Jews, plenty of Negros. 1.00

00:38:47.000 And they weren't exactly ostracized.

00:38:49.000 I mean, you should have seen the standing ovation the Filipino woman Michelle Malkin got when she got to the stage. 0.78

00:38:56.000 Anyway.

00:38:57.000 So I didn't have to lie and tell them I just ate shellfish and I'm allergic?

00:39:00.000 That's why my eyes are squinty?

00:39:03.000 I bet it just notes.

00:39:04.000 Oh, I see.

00:39:06.000 Yeah, it's not like you are.

00:39:07.000 That didn't even occur to me, actually.

00:39:10.000 I never felt that way.

00:39:11.000 You know, great lads.

00:39:13.000 Great lads, great times.

00:39:14.000 Great times?

00:39:15.000 You know, great times.

00:39:16.000 Absolutely.

00:39:17.000 You know who's not a great lad?

00:39:18.000 Budad.

00:39:20.000 An animal.

00:39:23.000 I fucking hate animals, and I'm sick of pretending that they're beautiful.

00:39:28.000 They're hideous, stupid creatures that are a waste of everyone's time.

00:39:32.000 All he ever wanted was to be someone...

00:39:38.000 Let me make something clear to you.

00:39:41.000 Animals are losers.

00:39:44.000 This is what happened.

00:39:44.000 The Bible says, let there be light.

00:39:47.000 Boom.

00:39:48.000 Created the universe.

00:39:48.000 Big boom.

00:39:49.000 That was God.

00:39:50.000 He made earth.

00:39:51.000 He said, I'm going to make man in my image.

00:39:55.000 Pizza!

00:39:57.000 He zapped us, right?

00:39:59.000 And he had everything that we know, everything that we do is pre-programmed.

00:40:04.000 We still have free will, of course, but there's all these checks and balances I've discussed many times.

00:40:09.000 An obvious one, you marry your first cousin again and again and again and again.

00:40:12.000 You're going to have a trouble, a problem with inbreeding.

00:40:16.000 So mankind was the goal.

00:40:18.000 We are perfection.

00:40:19.000 In other words, if there are aliens, I'm no longer Christian.

00:40:24.000 I'm no longer a deist.

00:40:26.000 I no longer believe in God.

00:40:27.000 Even Superman, if Superman were to fly down, I'd go, oh, great.

00:40:31.000 So I was wrong about God and he made someone else that's better somewhere else.

00:40:36.000 No, that's not the case.

00:40:37.000 There's no Superman.

00:40:38.000 There's no aliens.

00:40:39.000 We are the be-all and end-all.

00:40:41.000 Now, with the zap, and I don't like the splooge metaphor.

00:40:44.000 It's more of a zap, right?

00:40:46.000 All this other miracle, beautiful miracles happen, these wonderful trees and plants and organisms, but they are all just genetic accidents, okay?

00:40:57.000 Do you want to be a tree?

00:40:59.000 No, you'd be dead.

00:41:00.000 Do you want to be a fly?

00:41:01.000 Do you want to have one billionth of your consciousness?

00:41:04.000 No, you don't.

00:41:05.000 You'd be a loser.

00:41:06.000 Same with giraffes. 1.00

00:41:07.000 They're fucking losers.

00:41:09.000 Now, I listened to David Attenborough narrate all these planet shows, and he's a big conservationist.

00:41:14.000 Oh, he's absolutely fascinated by these wonderful.

00:41:18.000 Oh, the giraffe.

00:41:20.000 It's wonderful long neck made for eating fucking leaves all day.

00:41:25.000 That's a shitty pastime.

00:41:27.000 Joaquin Phoenix was recently talking about speciesism, where we think we're the best.

00:41:31.000 That's false.

00:41:33.000 We don't think we're the best.

00:41:35.000 We know we're the best.

00:41:36.000 I'm a speciesist.

00:41:37.000 You should be honored to be eaten by me.

00:41:40.000 It's a sacrifice.

00:41:41.000 Hey, cows and chickens and pigs.

00:41:43.000 You're welcome.

00:41:44.000 I don't really eat fish because that's a level of loser I'm not willing to stoop to.

00:41:49.000 As Jim Gaffigan says at a steakhouse, when there's fish on the menu, why would you want something less good?

00:41:54.000 So anyway, let's hear this posh aristocrat rave about how wonderful all these shitty genetic accidents are.

00:42:05.000 Shithole the moon.

00:42:08.000 Looks great.

00:42:10.000 Oh, there's our Earth.

00:42:13.000 Thank you, God.

00:42:15.000 Look at it.

00:42:16.000 It's like the moon is giving birth to it.

00:42:19.000 Pop.

00:42:20.000 For the very first time, we looked back at our own planet.

00:42:29.000 We went to the moon and for the very first time we looked at the history of Earth.

00:42:32.000 This is boring.

00:42:33.000 Let's get to the freaks.

00:42:35.000 They're freaks.

00:42:35.000 That's what they are.

00:42:36.000 Do you think a hammerhead shark is beautiful?

00:42:38.000 You're such a liar.

00:42:41.000 Just imagine being one.

00:42:42.000 And this, one thing I got to say about other countries, like the biggest insult you can say in the Arab world is you are a goat. 0.71

00:42:47.000 And I think that's true.

00:42:48.000 Okay, look at this shit fish. 1.00

00:42:52.000 You know what whale is a dog, right?

00:42:54.000 Whales started out getting various things on the edge of the water.

00:43:00.000 I mean, yeah, as like wolf dog things.

00:43:02.000 And then they went closer into the water.

00:43:04.000 And then they started swimming around because they realized there's more life here to eat than there is out on the tundra or on the prairie, wherever the fuck they were.

00:43:12.000 And then they started getting smaller and smaller paws until their paws were like this.

00:43:15.000 But the original whales had kind of wolf heads.

00:43:18.000 And then eventually they became this.

00:43:20.000 This isn't even a fish.

00:43:22.000 It has to come up to breathe.

00:43:24.000 This is a deformed wolf loser shitfish just floating around.

00:43:30.000 What do they eat?

00:43:31.000 Plankton?

00:43:32.000 What a nothing.

00:43:33.000 Go ahead.

00:43:34.000 What a shitty life.

00:43:36.000 Oh, they're so majestic.

00:43:38.000 Yeah, be majestic if a human was swimming like that because they have a life.

00:43:41.000 All this guy has is what?

00:43:42.000 The bacteria eats? 0.79

00:43:44.000 And then there's this sad sack.

00:43:47.000 Life in the tundra sucks.

00:43:50.000 You know why a polar bear is so dangerous?

00:43:52.000 Because it's fucking starving.

00:43:54.000 And any morsel of food, it'll rip to shreds.

00:43:57.000 Let's hear what's so great about this sad bastard.

00:44:00.000 Shittier life than a normal bear.

00:44:02.000 Oh, we're done with him.

00:44:03.000 For the first time in human history, the stability of nature can no longer be taken for granted.

00:44:10.000 Says who? 0.65

00:44:11.000 A bunch of scientists who want grant money?

00:44:15.000 Like, David, you just should have stuck to, I think, bulls look cool.

00:44:19.000 Now you're all falling for this bullshit.

00:44:21.000 Oh, look at these shitty birds. 1.00

00:44:26.000 You suck.

00:44:27.000 You have no wings.

00:44:29.000 And a wing, birds are the biggest losers there are.

00:44:32.000 They were dinosaurs who lost, right?

00:44:34.000 So they shrank down because they didn't have enough oxygen to be giant anymore.

00:44:38.000 And now look at them.

00:44:39.000 They don't even have arms.

00:44:40.000 What are those things?

00:44:41.000 Fins?

00:44:42.000 So you're a fish?

00:44:42.000 Oh, okay.

00:44:43.000 No, I'm a bird.

00:44:44.000 What?

00:44:45.000 You can't fly-*Screaming* Bacteria. 0.96

00:44:53.000 I eat basically seash.

00:44:57.000 He's got barnacles all over him.

00:44:58.000 What a fuck.

00:44:59.000 Imagine he was at a party.

00:45:00.000 You wouldn't talk to him.

00:45:01.000 You'd be embarrassed.

00:45:03.000 Here we are.

00:45:04.000 And where are we now?

00:45:06.000 Some inhabitably hot shithole full of mosquitoes.

00:45:11.000 Oh, the trees have things hanging down.

00:45:14.000 It's beautiful.

00:45:15.000 One planet.

00:45:16.000 We only have one planet, so please recycle your coffee cups.

00:45:21.000 Is this written for the Chinese people who are dumping hundreds of pounds of plastic into the river on a minutely basis?

00:45:28.000 It should be in Chinese, shouldn't it? 0.74

00:45:29.000 It should be in Chinese, shouldn't it? 0.74

00:45:35.000 Oh, David.

00:45:36.000 Look at those beautiful, shitty dinosaurs.

00:45:39.000 Look at them.

00:45:40.000 They're insects.

00:45:42.000 This is a colony of ants.

00:45:44.000 Have you heard about their shitty life, by the way, where they have to carry an egg for 200 miles in the freezing cold?

00:45:50.000 Everyone dies.

00:45:51.000 Look at that.

00:45:53.000 This is a local.

00:45:54.000 Look at their locusts. 0.54

00:45:56.000 Penguins are a plague.

00:45:58.000 Look at them.

00:45:59.000 Oh, they're such a crucial part of our ecosystem.

00:46:02.000 Really?

00:46:03.000 What ecosystem?

00:46:05.000 Our ecosystem!

00:46:06.000 Our ecosystem.

00:46:07.000 We matter.

00:46:08.000 Look at their lives.

00:46:10.000 Hell.

00:46:11.000 Animals' lives are hell.

00:46:12.000 That's what people don't recognize.

00:46:14.000 Birds are fucking horrible creatures that will kill each other's young.

00:46:18.000 They'll eat each other.

00:46:19.000 They're always attacking each other.

00:46:20.000 They have no scruples.

00:46:22.000 Look at a deer after winter with his gangrenous holes in him, just starving, dying for a morsel of food.

00:46:28.000 All they think about is food sex territory, food sex territory.

00:46:31.000 I wonder what that animal... 0.77

00:46:35.000 Terra, terror, territory, food, breeding, food, breeding, survival, survival, food, food, survival, survival.

00:46:40.000 They don't know leisure.

00:46:42.000 Turn it up.

00:46:45.000 And now back to more fucking vermin.

00:46:48.000 What are these stupid shiths? 1.00

00:46:51.000 Look, they're all 100% instinct.

00:46:55.000 Like, this is God's eyelash you're looking at.

00:46:58.000 This is an accident.

00:46:59.000 This is like, this is some sequins that were sprinkled on the floor by accident.

00:47:03.000 They fell out of his magic little pouch.

00:47:06.000 Look at them.

00:47:07.000 These starving animals, who will die if they don't do this, hurl into the sea at 100 miles an hour and eat some other poor bastard.

00:47:15.000 Because that's all the animal kingdom is.

00:47:17.000 Poor bastard upon poor bastard upon poor bastard.

00:47:20.000 Chomp.

00:47:22.000 And I don't think they even give a shit.

00:47:24.000 I think when these fish get eaten, what little remains of their consciousness, which is like a billionth of ours, is just like, finally.

00:47:32.000 Or I'm part of the system.

00:47:33.000 They're sort of like water.

00:47:36.000 You know, they're just churned up and, oh, I'm getting eaten now.

00:47:38.000 It's not like a fish is going, ah!

00:47:41.000 Like we would when we get bit by a shark.

00:47:43.000 Fuck no.

00:47:44.000 No, I'm too important.

00:47:45.000 They're just like, chomp.

00:47:47.000 Oh, I'm eating you.

00:47:48.000 Yeah, you're eating me.

00:47:49.000 Oh, we're useless losers.

00:47:51.000 Species.

00:47:52.000 How can you not be a species, Joaquin?

00:47:54.000 You like this mess?

00:47:56.000 Look at this.

00:47:58.000 It's a pile of god vomit.

00:48:02.000 Oh, I gotta eat more of these.

00:48:04.000 And they're swimming around in circles trying not to get eaten.

00:48:06.000 Look at this disgusting mess.

00:48:08.000 How is that different from a massive undulating pile of rats?

00:48:13.000 Or maggots?

00:48:14.000 This is just flying maggots.

00:48:15.000 Eating swimming maggots.

00:48:17.000 100% of the life in the oceans.

00:48:19.000 Oh, the life in the ocean.

00:48:21.000 I love life in the ocean.

00:48:23.000 I'm living finding Nemo.

00:48:25.000 We're all friends and we talk.

00:48:28.000 Away from the land.

00:48:29.000 Thank God.

00:48:34.000 But even these distant waters may be enriched by a most unexpected connection to the land.

00:48:42.000 David Attenborough's never not had a servant since the day he was born.

00:48:47.000 Some deserts are worse than those animals.

00:48:51.000 They've served him his whole life.

00:48:56.000 What's this now?

00:48:57.000 Look how uninhabitable that is.

00:48:59.000 Do I like this?

00:49:01.000 I like this dust storm?

00:49:03.000 Looks great.

00:49:05.000 If there's not humans there, it sucks.

00:49:07.000 General rule.

00:49:08.000 Sweep up two billion tons of dust into the sky.

00:49:14.000 Sold.

00:49:15.000 Are you a real estate agent?

00:49:17.000 I want to set up camp.

00:49:18.000 ...eventually falls on the sea, providing nutrients needed by the microscopic organisms that are the foundations of ocean life.

00:49:29.000 In other words, garbage insects who eat garbage that blows in from the desert.

00:49:34.000 They're literally eating dirt.

00:49:37.000 Garbage animals eat dirt, and here they are swimming around.

00:49:40.000 Dolphins are like the smartest animal there is.

00:49:43.000 They're retarded. 1.00

00:49:47.000 Oh, look at the dolphins.

00:49:50.000 Up and down they go with their asshole on the back of their head that they have to breathe through because they're badly designed.

00:49:56.000 And then we have this fucking fish apocalypse of just swimming bacteria everywhere that they eat so they don't die as they breathe out their asshole head.

00:50:08.000 This is beautiful to you.

00:50:10.000 I don't even want to eat it.

00:50:11.000 For the dolphins.

00:50:13.000 Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

00:50:17.000 anthropomorphize them a little more Gross.

00:50:25.000 Losers.

00:50:26.000 Starving.

00:50:27.000 You'll notice every time they show these animals, it's all about surviving by eating or being born.

00:50:33.000 It's never like, here's a dolphin enjoying a cigarette, listening to Mozart on his day off.

00:50:39.000 They don't have a day off.

00:50:40.000 Sharks can't even not swim.

00:50:42.000 They have to be swimming at all times.

00:50:45.000 What's this loser drowning?

00:50:49.000 Please, I just want to eat.

00:50:51.000 I need to live.

00:50:52.000 They're never fat animals.

00:50:54.000 You notice that?

00:50:55.000 I mean, I don't like fat humans.

00:50:57.000 They're overindulgent, obviously.

00:50:59.000 They're sullying God's gift.

00:51:01.000 But there's no such thing as a fat animal, unless it's domesticated, of course.

00:51:06.000 Because they're always on the verge of death.

00:51:09.000 They're always just not one.

00:51:11.000 That's why they should be honored to be our food.

00:51:13.000 Because at least we keep you on a farm away from predators.

00:51:16.000 And we chop your head off when you've had a good run.

00:51:19.000 You're welcome for that.

00:51:22.000 Look at this.

00:51:23.000 This is life not domesticated or not at a farm.

00:51:28.000 Just swimming around dying.

00:51:36.000 Fuck off.

00:51:39.000 Oh, the zebra with its cunning stripes.

00:51:45.000 I can't see you, zebra. 0.99

00:51:47.000 Good camouflage.

00:51:48.000 Where the fuck is the...

00:51:54.000 He does call them zebras, right?

00:52:05.000 into a wet landscape, and this dry desert turns to mud.

00:52:11.000 Wherein the caribou is then stuck and fucking dies because life as an animal sucks, and his only hope is to wish and pray that one day a hunter would eat him.

00:52:27.000 Ooh, it's raining.

00:52:28.000 I'm so scared.

00:52:31.000 What's going on now?

00:52:34.000 Then the sun comes up, and we have the most useless bird.

00:52:39.000 There is the pink flamingo.

00:52:42.000 Flocks of lesser flamingos arrive from thousands of kilometers away.

00:52:49.000 Nice life.

00:52:51.000 Oh, now that looks fun because we put through it our eyes.

00:52:55.000 Oh, that must be fun.

00:52:57.000 Meanwhile, this guy is like running to find somewhere to make an egg so his species won't disappear because God put in that instinct by accident.

00:53:04.000 It was for us.

00:53:05.000 We're the ones who have the instinct.

00:53:07.000 They just sort of get our shavings. 0.59

00:53:10.000 This is human pencil shavings.

00:53:12.000 That's what animals are.

00:53:13.000 Look at this.

00:53:14.000 More ants.

00:53:15.000 More irrelevant insects.

00:53:19.000 We should look at this and marvel at the fact that even God's fart, even his accident, this is God just belching into the water.

00:53:27.000 And we have this.

00:53:29.000 That shows us how marvelous we are.

00:53:31.000 It's sort of like sex changes.

00:53:33.000 You know, Jacob Bull pointed this out the other day.

00:53:35.000 When you see this, like, Jazz Jennings getting four operations to make a vagina and the body keeps trying to re, you know, cure the penis and get it back there. 0.99

00:53:44.000 And that's all these bulbous accidents.

00:53:46.000 That's because the design is so fantastic.

00:53:49.000 Look, even the debris is amazing.

00:53:52.000 Amazingly shitty.

00:53:57.000 So they go into salt water, like really, really, really salty areas.

00:54:02.000 Not because they like salt, but because other predators just can't handle the toxicity of it.

00:54:08.000 So he's sitting in a fucking salt nest.

00:54:13.000 Basically, on the verge of death himself.

00:54:16.000 Salt's not pleasant for anyone, including flamingos, but they can tolerate it more than their predators.

00:54:21.000 Wow, sounds awesome.

00:54:22.000 Why don't you roll around in diarrhea?

00:54:25.000 Actually, they do that.

00:54:26.000 The reason dogs roll around and stuff is they're trying to get diarrhea and barf and stuff on them to throw off their scent.

00:54:31.000 Their ideal scenario is being covered in diarrhea barf.

00:54:35.000 Nice life.

00:54:37.000 Alright, so some poor bastard is born with his stupid shitty wings.

00:54:42.000 Turn it up.

00:54:45.000 Enjoy 1 million pounds of salt, kid.

00:54:52.000 Alright.

00:54:53.000 I'll protect you.

00:54:55.000 I love you.

00:54:56.000 Somehow or other, the going chicks must find fresh water to drink. 0.95

00:55:02.000 Sounds great.

00:55:04.000 Where was your daughter born?

00:55:05.000 In a salt desert.

00:55:07.000 Oh.

00:55:08.000 Well, how did she get water?

00:55:09.000 She walked for like 100 miles.

00:55:11.000 She became a teenager.

00:55:12.000 She was walking so long.

00:55:13.000 Look at them.

00:55:15.000 And then we got so thirsty we started running because we knew we were going to die.

00:55:21.000 Look at this shithole mess.

00:55:25.000 Fucking pathetic.

00:55:27.000 Look at them running.

00:55:28.000 Running on wet salt.

00:55:30.000 Trying to get to just one drop of normal water.

00:55:34.000 So they chose an area that their predators can't handle and they're quickly realizing, actually, we can barely handle this ourselves.

00:55:42.000 Especially our babies.

00:55:44.000 Our teen babies.

00:55:46.000 Imagine walking somewhere for so long you became a teenager.

00:55:52.000 Looks great.

00:55:53.000 So beautiful, David.

00:55:54.000 Thank you for waking me up to this.

00:55:56.000 It's just a state of perpetual panic.

00:56:00.000 Look at that.

00:56:01.000 What's happening to this poor bastard?

00:56:04.000 Turn it up?

00:56:05.000 Oh, great.

00:56:06.000 He's got salt leg warmers on.

00:56:09.000 The salt has solidified around their legs.

00:56:12.000 Uh-oh, flaw in the shitty plan.

00:56:16.000 Guess what?

00:56:17.000 You run in a desert full of salt, you get salt all over your legs.

00:56:21.000 Who knew?

00:56:23.000 And no parents around to like bite the salt off his ankles.

00:56:28.000 So he just looks like Chero on a ski vacation.

00:56:33.000 And he's gonna die.

00:56:35.000 A horrible, slow, painful death.

00:56:38.000 Because that's the way we are.

00:56:40.000 Although us humans aren't great with babies either, with all these abortions.

00:56:47.000 We're alive, though.

00:56:48.000 Alright, skip to one.

00:56:48.000 We're still going.

00:56:49.000 I can only take one more piece of shit, animal.

00:56:52.000 Birds suck.

00:56:53.000 Flamingos are losers. 1.00

00:56:54.000 Oh, look at these fucking hideous beasts with their deformed horns. 0.99

00:56:59.000 Look at them.

00:57:01.000 These Serengeti Plains, where it's only 170 degrees in the summer.

00:57:08.000 The herds follow the seasonal rain.

00:57:10.000 Look at this piece of shit.

00:57:11.000 He looks like a Scottish pedophile with a melting nose. 0.61

00:57:17.000 I'm eating grass all day.

00:57:19.000 Hope there's no wolves around.

00:57:21.000 Oh, just slogging through life.

00:57:24.000 Plop, plop.

00:57:25.000 Well, the kids are happy.

00:57:27.000 Yeah, the kids don't realize they're animals yet.

00:57:34.000 Which they let die of starvation or basically hand them over to wolves.

00:57:41.000 Oh, look, someone's happy.

00:57:42.000 I'm probably a human, right?

00:57:44.000 Yeah, I have a future.

00:57:46.000 Things are going.

00:57:47.000 I'm going places.

00:57:48.000 We don't just trudge like nomadic starving losers from tundra to desert to Serengeti plains our whole lives, do we?

00:57:58.000 There's more to it than this.

00:57:59.000 No, there isn't more to this.

00:58:01.000 Look at my ribs.

00:58:02.000 I eat fucking grass all day.

00:58:04.000 Yay! 0.99

00:58:05.000 I'm not an animal.

00:58:07.000 I'm not a genetic accident.

00:58:09.000 Anyway, they're fucking losers.

00:58:10.000 Then I woke up one moment Didn't recognize the man in the mirror You want proof that animals suck?

00:58:20.000 Well, that's what we call humans when they're terrible.

00:58:22.000 Like I was talking to this dude at CPAC who was telling me about the South African farmers, and we were talking about that boy who was boiled alive.

00:58:30.000 And he said something I hadn't thought of, but he was very familiar with the case.

00:58:36.000 And he said, You don't boil a thing this big of water.

00:58:40.000 That's not how it works, right?

00:58:42.000 So they put the child in the bucket, the large sort of cauldron thing, and then they were boiling water on the stove and pouring it on him until, as he screamed, and then he was burned alive.

00:58:54.000 Holy fudge.

00:58:57.000 That's terrible.

00:58:58.000 I'm telling you, the way to wake up people to the crime of what's happening to farmers and white farmers in South Africa is just make it dogs.

00:59:06.000 At one point, they dismembered a woman, an old lady, and the children hadn't heard from her in a while.

00:59:12.000 They went over to her house and they saw a limb in every room and then the head sitting in the kitchen.

00:59:19.000 And when he said that, I just went, fucking animals.

00:59:23.000 Animals.

00:59:24.000 And animals do that all the time.

00:59:26.000 Like wolves will go up to a herd of sheep when they have their young, the wolf's young, and they'll go just randomly murder them and slit their throats to show their young ones, hey, this is how you kill people.

00:59:38.000 I mean, sorry, this is how you murder.

00:59:39.000 Did I show the bottom of this shirt?

00:59:41.000 I hope so.

00:59:42.000 Here's one other thing, though, I want to get to before the mailbag.

00:59:46.000 As I was perusing all this lefty propaganda, I saw this article on Slate.

00:59:59.000 Will Summer was promoting this.

01:00:02.000 And this is 2-4.

01:00:04.000 And it just sums up the left.

01:00:08.000 All right.

01:00:09.000 So there's an oily Bible.

01:00:11.000 He's got oil all over his hands.

01:00:13.000 The Bible that oozed oil, a small Georgia town, a prophecy about Donald Trump and the story of how a miracle fell apart by Ruth Graham.

01:00:22.000 Can you look up Ruth Graham while I talk about this?

01:00:25.000 So Dalton, Georgia is a very impoverished, tiny town in Georgia.

01:00:31.000 They are the second least educated city in all of America, the least number of diplomas per capita.

01:00:41.000 So you put in Ruth Graham.

01:00:43.000 No, Slate, dumbass.

01:00:48.000 Okay, so that's her.

01:00:51.000 Is it?

01:00:51.000 Yep, freelance journalist.

01:00:53.000 Look at her.

01:00:55.000 Look at her.

01:00:55.000 That's not her.

01:00:57.000 Is that one with the glasses?

01:00:58.000 It's been letter to Ruth Graham and Slate.

01:01:03.000 Yeah, there she is. 1.00

01:01:05.000 So, you know, women make terrible journalists generally, although some of my favorite writers, some of my favorite journalists are women. 0.98

01:01:11.000 But this fucking bitch decides, I've got the scoop. 1.00

01:01:15.000 So what does she do? 0.93

01:01:16.000 She flies down to Dalton and writes a 10 billion word. 0.89

01:01:21.000 Scroll this whole article.

01:01:23.000 It goes on and on.

01:01:26.000 This is another thing they do when women write. 1.00

01:01:28.000 They don't know how to sort of shrink it into, you know, the hypothesis, the three supporting paragraphs, and the conclusion.

01:01:35.000 This is one of the longest articles I've ever seen.

01:01:39.000 And basically what she does is she goes to this small town, investigates a Bible that's purported to be magic, a Bible that oozes oil.

01:01:51.000 And she discovers that these geriatrics in this tiny town are actually wrong.

01:01:56.000 The Bible's not magic.

01:01:59.000 Thanks to her investigative reporting, she's discovered that the guy with the magic Bible was actually buying the oil at like a tractor supply place and pretending it was a magic Bible.

01:02:14.000 Nice work, Ruth.

01:02:15.000 Watergate.

01:02:17.000 Way to blow the lid off that.

01:02:19.000 Hey, really old, uneducated people in a tiny town that think a Bible is magic.

01:02:24.000 It's not.

01:02:28.000 Yes.

01:02:29.000 And when you're reading the article, if you can bear it, you're never going to finish the whole thing.

01:02:33.000 I guarantee you, you won't finish the whole thing.

01:02:35.000 But she uses this to like criticize Trump and me and you and everyone, Republicans, this nutty town with these poor, sad, old, dumb people are indicative of everyone.

01:02:46.000 That's really the crux of what she's doing.

01:02:48.000 But you're reading it and you're like, you must have been down there for like two weeks interviewing people.

01:02:52.000 She treated it like Watergate. 0.94

01:02:54.000 Why are you showing me this, Ryan?

01:02:56.000 These are her other articles.

01:02:57.000 Oh.

01:02:58.000 Oh, I thought these were like similar things.

01:03:00.000 YLF Netflix for Jerry Falwell she attacks.

01:03:03.000 Trump just freaked out by Christianity Today's support for the impeachment.

01:03:07.000 Christian mega church.

01:03:09.000 So she's really obsessed with Christians.

01:03:11.000 Look at these retards who are trying to bring a two-year-old girl back to life. 1.00

01:03:15.000 These pathetic losers with hope.

01:03:17.000 AJ could bring a CJ how people experience religious faith.

01:03:19.000 Oh, so I think what's happening here is probably she grew up super religious, and now we're all subjected to her rebound.

01:03:29.000 Doesn't that sum it up, though?

01:03:31.000 Ha ha, geriatrix.

01:03:34.000 You're so uneducated.

01:03:37.000 Frozen 2 is here, and it has a song every bit as annoying as Let It Go.

01:03:43.000 John Legend, king of all wife guys, is indeed the sexiest man alive.

01:03:48.000 For our time.

01:03:49.000 Thank God we got women out of the kitchen and into the investigative booth. 1.00

01:03:55.000 All right, let's hit the...

01:04:01.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.

01:04:06.000 Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.

01:04:11.000 Let me touch it.

01:04:14.000 Got a letter from John Kinsman.

01:04:17.000 Now, at the end of the show, we show you Tommy Trigger, John Kinsman, Max Hare.

01:04:22.000 We give their addresses where you can write them.

01:04:24.000 You know, it's honestly like Christmas for these guys.

01:04:26.000 And in this letter, he talks about all the support he's felt and how much easier it makes for the time there.

01:04:33.000 And he's trying to write you guys back, but you often don't include your complete return address.

01:04:40.000 If it has no return address, he doesn't get it at all.

01:04:42.000 But if it has an incomplete one, he gets it, but he can't write you back.

01:04:46.000 And these guys are not wanted for murder, so they're not going to come and kill you after.

01:04:50.000 But yeah, he talks about a lot of interesting stuff here.

01:04:55.000 He talks about David Kiricos getting a sweet deal.

01:05:02.000 But the weird part was that Antifa knew about that deal before David's own lawyer.

01:05:05.000 That's basically confirmation that the DA was keeping in close contact with Antifa, and it still is.

01:05:11.000 So that helps John's case.

01:05:15.000 He's saying he feels pretty good about his appeal.

01:05:17.000 The problem with him getting his appeal is by the time it's all said and done, it could be another year and a half, two years.

01:05:23.000 And with time served, sorry, not with time, with good behavior, he could be out in like 2.8 years.

01:05:31.000 So he's been doing a lot of stuff there.

01:05:32.000 He's been working.

01:05:34.000 Hold on a second.

01:05:36.000 If you win an appeal, that means you were innocent the whole time.

01:05:40.000 Aren't you able to sue the state for false imprisonment?

01:05:42.000 No, I think the appeal is for a new trial.

01:05:45.000 So they just go through it all again and maybe do it in Staten Island or something where they might get a free jury.

01:05:53.000 Here we go.

01:05:54.000 So I noticed a massive influx of letters of support.

01:05:57.000 Many of them have some spicy memes.

01:05:59.000 It's greatly appreciated.

01:06:00.000 Laughs are always welcome here.

01:06:01.000 I'm making a point of writing back, everybody.

01:06:05.000 Anyway, this is a good time to remind you that I really appreciate everything you've been doing to help me and my family.

01:06:09.000 I'm intensely grateful.

01:06:12.000 Sorry, I'm not finding the right part.

01:06:13.000 But he basically says in this letter that getting these letters and knowing people are out there totally changes what it's like to do time because you realize you're not alone and abandoned.

01:06:23.000 You're just inconvenienced.

01:06:24.000 And that's a massive difference.

01:06:26.000 Because when you're in a cage, you must feel like you're just separated from society because you're bad.

01:06:30.000 You're a leper.

01:06:31.000 You're disgusting.

01:06:32.000 But then when you get letters from that same society, it says, no, no, no, we don't want you in a cage.

01:06:38.000 Some assholes put you in a cage. 0.95

01:06:39.000 We don't advocate for that.

01:06:42.000 And to get specific, Trigger Tommy was terrorized, just like I was saying with Elad.

01:06:46.000 He was terrorized for several years.

01:06:49.000 He moved cities to get away from Antifa.

01:06:51.000 They kept finding him, doxing him, attacking him.

01:06:54.000 He goes to quietly play pool with his girlfriend.

01:06:57.000 He gets beaten with pool cues.

01:06:58.000 He'd, by the way, beat a lot of them on the way down.

01:07:01.000 So he's not a victim.

01:07:02.000 He's a target.

01:07:03.000 14 staples in his head.

01:07:05.000 Eventually, he wants to see this punk man, but he started carrying a knife because he's getting attacked so much.

01:07:10.000 And he pulls out the knife.

01:07:12.000 He says, get back, get back.

01:07:13.000 They jump him anyway.

01:07:14.000 Maybe because they're not used to seeing knives.

01:07:16.000 He didn't pull it out to cut them.

01:07:18.000 He pulled it out so they go, whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:07:20.000 Take it easy, dude.

01:07:21.000 Whoa.

01:07:23.000 So yes, he cut them.

01:07:25.000 He cut to Antifa.

01:07:27.000 He's still in prison.

01:07:29.000 He's getting out November 2020, so he'd appreciate your letters.

01:07:32.000 John Kinsman was the guy who showed up late to the Antifa ambush and kicked a guy after he was down.

01:07:38.000 He got assault with a deadly weapon because he happened to have a penknife in his fucking pocket that he never touched.

01:07:43.000 And then Max Hare was the guy who ran at them.

01:07:46.000 The DA edited it like he was pounding them in the face.

01:07:48.000 He was actually removing their mask.

01:07:50.000 So Max is a young kid.

01:07:53.000 He's working out a lot.

01:07:54.000 John's a family man.

01:07:56.000 And Tommy is more like Max, but more punk rock.

01:07:59.000 And they'd really appreciate your letters.

01:08:01.000 And JusticeForliberty.com would appreciate your donations.

01:08:04.000 All right.

01:08:06.000 Now, I haven't checked the mail for about a week now.

01:08:10.000 So there's thousands of thousands of these.

01:08:13.000 Scrolling through these mail, it looks like scrolling through that Ruth article about how a Bible isn't magic.

01:08:19.000 Imagine you're the editor and they go, there's this tiny town full of illiterate old people and they think that a Bible is magic. 1.00

01:08:25.000 Should I go down and blow the lid off it?

01:08:27.000 And your editor goes, yep.

01:08:30.000 I mean, that's why it was so long to justify her hotel bill. 0.98

01:08:33.000 Even if she was at a shitty $60 a night motel, that's $600 to go and interview like the guy at a supply store. 1.00

01:08:43.000 To ramble and have three pictures.

01:08:45.000 Great job.

01:08:47.000 Because if there's one thing I thought when I saw an old man in the tiny town with a magic oozing Bible was, that's a miracle.

01:08:54.000 That's true.

01:08:56.000 And then thankfully she was able to investigate and show us, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:09:00.000 The biggest ball of yarn off the interstate asn't actually the biggest.

01:09:04.000 It's not actually made of yarn.

01:09:05.000 It's paracord.

01:09:07.000 Wouldn't that be, that actually sounds like a very good video, though, for her to go to some small Bible belt town?

01:09:12.000 It's a cool video.

01:09:16.000 What's this?

01:09:17.000 Steven Werner.

01:09:19.000 Well, he's no, I dare a motherfucker to come in my face, but here's a cringe rapper.

01:09:24.000 Teardrops, they fall down like rain.

01:09:28.000 I put on that old song that we danced together.

01:09:33.000 I head back to the track.

01:09:38.000 Jump in the middle.

01:09:40.000 This is the kind of thing I might end up like.

01:09:41.000 This is the kind of thing I might end up like.

01:09:48.000 Just God Bless the Broken Road.

01:09:51.000 You know this band?

01:09:52.000 I know this song is a cover.

01:09:54.000 God bless the broken road.

01:09:56.000 Okay, boring.

01:09:57.000 Thank you for your boring letter, sir.

01:09:58.000 I like that.

01:09:59.000 MD Fail.

01:10:01.000 Alexa hates you. 1.00

01:10:02.000 Check this out.

01:10:03.000 Hey, guys, check out what Alexa has to say about who Gavin McInnes is.

01:10:07.000 What do you think?

01:10:07.000 There's nothing.

01:10:08.000 And there's no link.

01:10:09.000 Oh, fucking.

01:10:10.000 Thank you very much.

01:10:11.000 I'm sure it says I'm a far-right provocateur.

01:10:15.000 Don't you have that on your phone?

01:10:17.000 Alexa?

01:10:17.000 No.

01:10:18.000 Well, isn't the same as Siri.

01:10:21.000 God, we have Alexa in my house. 1.00

01:10:23.000 Are my kids doing this?

01:10:25.000 How do you Siri?

01:10:28.000 Hey, Siri, who is Gavin McInnes?

01:10:34.000 Gavin McGinnis.

01:10:37.000 Gavin McGinnis.

01:10:38.000 Which Gavin McGinnis?

01:10:41.000 Gavin McG...

01:10:42.000 Which Gavin McGinnis?

01:10:43.000 Which Gavin McGinnis?

01:10:46.000 What would you like to know about Gavin McGinnis?

01:10:49.000 Who is he?

01:10:51.000 What would you like to know about Gavin Ginnin?

01:10:53.000 Fuck off.

01:10:56.000 I'll ask Alexa tonight, but thank you very much for your stupid, useless email. 0.98

01:11:02.000 Another Ryan Long classic.

01:11:04.000 Ryan and Gavin, this guy put out another classic today.

01:11:06.000 Maybe I shouldn't be reading these as mail because they're all like basically story ideas.

01:11:12.000 You got that one?

01:11:13.000 Yeah, I was actually looking because somebody from Australia sent me an Alexa video.

01:11:18.000 It's in my Google Drive.

01:11:19.000 I got to find it.

01:11:20.000 So Long Classic.

01:11:22.000 Got it?

01:11:22.000 Pulling.

01:11:25.000 The secret to acting.

01:11:26.000 Wow.

01:11:27.000 Some people think that acting is about hitting your marks or learning your lines, but acting to me is about telling people how to live their lives.

01:11:34.000 Acting to me is a good idea.

01:11:35.000 That's enough.

01:11:36.000 Yeah, that's a funny dude that we notice that we think is great.

01:11:39.000 You don't have to send me a new video from him?

01:11:42.000 The fuck?

01:11:43.000 What a weird thing to do.

01:11:44.000 Isn't that bizarre?

01:11:46.000 We say, Hey, here's a funny video, and then the guy puts out a new one and someone sends it to us.

01:11:50.000 That's like saying, Hey, Kurt Vial is pretty good.

01:11:53.000 We like his kind of music, and they go, Hey, man, Kurt Viles got a new album out.

01:11:57.000 What the fuck are you doing?

01:11:58.000 We're not friends.

01:12:03.000 Trevor Warner, marriage proposal.

01:12:05.000 Dear God, man, right.

01:12:06.000 Here you go, bud.

01:12:10.000 Don't.

01:12:11.000 God damn it.

01:12:13.000 It doesn't play because I want it to, you see.

01:12:15.000 I found it, though.

01:12:16.000 It's somebody playing their Alexa.

01:12:19.000 Oh, that was really cool, Ryan.

01:12:20.000 Thanks.

01:12:20.000 It's loading, and I did find it.

01:12:23.000 No, you didn't.

01:12:24.000 Trevor Warner.

01:12:25.000 Oops, I just said his name.

01:12:26.000 Dear Gavin and Ryan, there was a total smoke show at the last Trump rally, South Carolina.

01:12:30.000 She's in the crowd behind him in the front row.

01:12:32.000 She's wearing a backwards red hat and has a tattoo sleeve. 0.54

01:12:35.000 No, Ryan, the SC Trump rally from 2020, not 2016, Utard.

01:12:39.000 She's pretty hot and loves Trump. 0.99

01:12:41.000 What more can you ask for in a lady? 1.00

01:12:42.000 I'm hoping to use Gavin's mailbag as a conduit to communicate my new love for this stranger.

01:12:47.000 I like her more than a friend, and I'd like to fuck you with my heels on her. 1.00

01:12:50.000 Let me fuck you with my heels. 1.00

01:12:51.000 Yeah, now we have to go digging up this picture.

01:12:53.000 Why can't you include the picture?

01:12:55.000 Jesus.

01:12:56.000 I got to start going through the mailbag before I read these because there's so much shit here.

01:13:00.000 Here's another link.

01:13:02.000 What's with all the links?

01:13:06.000 Hey, Ryan and Sidekick.

01:13:08.000 Whoa.

01:13:09.000 That's fucked up.

01:13:10.000 Skip.

01:13:11.000 This, she, he's lawyer is planning on arguing that children should not be allowed to make the decision to change their gender.

01:13:17.000 How many of these do you think are coming in the future?

01:13:21.000 And it's NHS gender clinic should have challenged me more over transition.

01:13:26.000 I'm coming in the future.

01:13:28.000 I agree with.

01:13:29.000 When I was 16, I started on puberty blockers.

01:13:32.000 Puberty block.

01:13:32.000 And I was on that for a year.

01:13:35.000 And I continued with it for an extra year along with cross-sex hormones. 0.66

01:13:40.000 And then I was on cross-sex hormones for about four and a half years.

01:13:46.000 So were you a bird?

01:13:48.000 And during that time that I was on cross-sex hormones, I underwent a double mastectomy procedure where I had my breast removed.

01:13:56.000 And that was the end of the process for me.

01:14:00.000 And I came off of the hormones just last year.

01:14:04.000 I also noticed that Gavin McInnes had been saying, try being gay for a while and then get back to me.

01:14:10.000 It's something I ignored.

01:14:12.000 And instead, I'm a lesbian who mutilated myself. 0.61

01:14:15.000 And now I'm a titless Les who don't want to talk about it.

01:14:20.000 It just depends how you want to.

01:14:22.000 That's a bummer, isn't it?

01:14:24.000 It's terrible, isn't it?

01:14:26.000 I heard Howard Stern talking about how great it would be.

01:14:30.000 No, it's good when they take them young because then they look way better by the time they're 20.

01:14:35.000 That was Howard Stern's take.

01:14:37.000 And Robin Quivers was like, sounds good.

01:14:40.000 Let's give seven-year-olds hormones. 1.00

01:14:42.000 You know, when I was 19, I went to college early because I'm a brilliant young man and I took summer classes, the fast tracker program.

01:14:51.000 So I was actually graduated from high school at 17.

01:14:55.000 I went to college my first year at 18.

01:14:57.000 And I remember my second year there, 19, I went to the school nurse and I said, I want to get, the world's overpopulated.

01:15:04.000 It's bad for the environment to have this many people on the planet.

01:15:07.000 Basically the way you hear real adults talking today.

01:15:11.000 And this would be 1989.

01:15:13.000 And I said, I want to have my, whatever, my tubes tied.

01:15:17.000 I want to be, and I'm an adult.

01:15:19.000 I'm making this decision.

01:15:20.000 I want to be infertile.

01:15:21.000 I want to be, I want to get my, what's it fucking called?

01:15:25.000 For men, it's vasectomy for men.

01:15:27.000 Vasectomy.

01:15:27.000 I want a vasectomy.

01:15:28.000 And the doctor just goes, no.

01:15:31.000 And I go, I'm saying I want it done.

01:15:33.000 He goes, that's ridiculous.

01:15:34.000 You're too young.

01:15:35.000 No, we're not doing that.

01:15:37.000 This is back when, you know, doctors could be real and they didn't have to worry about getting sued.

01:15:43.000 So I didn't.

01:15:44.000 And now I have three wonderful children.

01:15:46.000 And two balls.

01:15:47.000 And two balls.

01:15:48.000 Doctor just didn't listen to my stupid fucking ideas. 0.98

01:15:53.000 Fucking ideas.

01:15:55.000 You're a faggot, Gavin. 1.00

01:15:59.000 I take it you're not familiar with our show, okay?

01:16:02.000 Yeah, like what.

01:16:03.000 Where is Gavin McInnes?

01:16:05.000 He's a faggot, Gavin. 1.00

01:16:06.000 According to Wikipedia, Gavin McInnes is a Canadian writer and far-right political commentator noted for his promotion of violence against political opponents.

01:16:15.000 Yeah, I want Hillary to be punched in the face. 1.00

01:16:18.000 Me too.

01:16:19.000 That's the other thing.

01:16:20.000 Play it through.

01:16:21.000 Like to the guy who yelled faggot.

01:16:22.000 So wait a minute.

01:16:23.000 You think that I would like to take the three of you back to my hotel room and then I would strip you nude and I guess I would take my pants off and then I would put on high-heel shoes size 11 high-heel shoes that I've packed.

01:16:36.000 And then I guess I ride on your ding-dong. 0.97

01:16:40.000 Or you ride on my ding-dong?

01:16:41.000 I don't know how.

01:16:42.000 In their defense, it doesn't mean you're going to do it, just means that you want to do it.

01:16:46.000 So.

01:16:47.000 But here's mine.

01:16:48.000 Who is Ryan Katsu Rivera?

01:16:53.000 According to Medium, if you can't already tell from his name or facial characteristics, Mr. Katsu Rivera is a half Puerto Rican, half Japanese, full-blooded Nazi.

01:17:03.000 That's a joke article that was...

01:17:10.000 And now it's taken seriously as a seriously.

01:17:16.000 Okay, I think we're done here.

01:17:18.000 Oh, man.

01:17:21.000 Ryan, shut up me.

01:17:23.000 Wait, what are you doing that for?

01:17:26.000 We don't usually end it that way.

01:17:27.000 I was trying to do...

01:17:33.000 All right, let's end with some funny videos.

01:17:35.000 We have a woman falling through the ceiling at 2-9, and you can see it bulging there. 0.93

01:17:44.000 Now, you've got to keep, make sure you have the whole thing in, Ryan.

01:17:48.000 God, I hate the way you zoom in on shit.

01:17:51.000 Look at that guy.

01:17:52.000 He's right below it.

01:17:53.000 Dude, get the fuck out of there. 1.00

01:17:54.000 You see the bulge?

01:17:56.000 Get out of there.

01:17:57.000 Look at him just meandering around.

01:17:59.000 Maybe it's his girlfriend or his sister.

01:18:01.000 I'll catch you.

01:18:03.000 What was she doing up there?

01:18:04.000 So this is not the...

01:18:11.000 That's sheetrock.

01:18:13.000 That wasn't that sort of super thin stuff that's at your high school.

01:18:17.000 A sheetrock corner coming down from 20 feet onto your head, that could do some serious damage.

01:18:23.000 Look, it's like giving birth.

01:18:25.000 This is like a Pink Floyd the Wall video.

01:18:28.000 It's like a Jurassic video.

01:18:29.000 We don't need no education.

01:18:36.000 Trying to hold on to that cord.

01:18:38.000 That cord was doing a good job at first.

01:18:40.000 It was like, I'll help you.

01:18:41.000 By the way, if you're ever below a woman falling, get near a pillar. 0.89

01:18:46.000 You're going to be much safer there.

01:18:48.000 Did she lose her shoes?

01:18:51.000 What was she thinking?

01:18:54.000 She's okay.

01:18:54.000 We're not laughing at a dead woman.

01:18:58.000 That reminds me of that scene in Animal House where he's looking at Playboy, and the woman comes flying through the window, and he goes, thank you, God.

01:19:08.000 It's the funniest two seconds in the history of film.

01:19:14.000 Thank you, God.

01:19:16.000 Wait, go back.

01:19:17.000 The way that stunt woman deserves an Academy Award. 1.00

01:19:21.000 Look at her.

01:19:23.000 Thank you, God!

01:19:24.000 It's like a people's elbow turned into like a...

01:19:31.000 Really?

01:19:31.000 They did not beat her on the bush with that wipeout.

01:19:34.000 And I remember being that age, not quite that age, but like 14 and just looking at Pustler and stuff and just saying, God, please, please.

01:19:42.000 There must be some woman somewhere in the world who's lonely right now and would like to be with me. 1.00

01:19:47.000 Maybe you could just zap me there and then zap me back.

01:19:52.000 I don't want to own her.

01:19:53.000 Just like two seconds, please.

01:19:56.000 And then you get to be, when does your libido slow down?

01:19:59.000 Probably 30, would you say?

01:20:01.000 About 6 p.m. for me.

01:20:03.000 When is the hell over?

01:20:05.000 You should tell young kids that because, God, being 16, the relentless fucking beating off.

01:20:11.000 I can control my libido.

01:20:13.000 So I could allow myself to be hornski, but usually I'm just an upstanding citizen. 0.95

01:20:17.000 How long could you go without getting laid?

01:20:19.000 I mean, it's been months.

01:20:22.000 I have my times where I do beat off, which is disgusting.

01:20:25.000 But you're not a proud boy.

01:20:27.000 The majority of my time is not even to be dead.

01:20:29.000 Did you quit the proud boys?

01:20:31.000 No.

01:20:32.000 So then you're not a second degree.

01:20:34.000 I'm convinced I hold out and don't masturbate more than anybody else that I know in my life.

01:20:40.000 I'm convinced of that.

01:20:41.000 That's so weird.

01:20:42.000 I don't know why that came across as so gay. 0.73

01:20:46.000 All right.

01:20:46.000 Final video then.

01:20:48.000 I thought this was good.

01:20:48.000 And you know, you watch that movie Upgrade where he's fighting the robot, not the robots, but the like cyber guys who have all these improvements, right?

01:20:56.000 And he's going to lose and die.

01:20:58.000 And then the stem in his, in his head says, he's predicting my every move, Michael.

01:21:03.000 I don't know what else we can do.

01:21:04.000 This is up to you.

01:21:05.000 And then Michael goes, I know.

01:21:06.000 I'm going to make this other cyborg guy mad.

01:21:10.000 And then I'll be able to kick his ass because he'll be irrational.

01:21:13.000 And he says, yeah, when I chopped your brother's face off, I could hear him begging for mercy as the knife sunk through his face.

01:21:20.000 And then the guy snaps, goes at him, and then he's able to kill him by impaling him on some broken glass.

01:21:26.000 Similarly, this construction worker doesn't do good adrenaline control.

01:21:32.000 One of the reasons the Proud Boys beat each other up while naming five breakfast cereals is to practice adrenaline control.

01:21:39.000 When you're in a confrontational situation, your heart is pounding.

01:21:43.000 You need to stay calm because someone who's freaking out and going wild on adrenaline is easy prey because they can't concentrate.

01:21:55.000 Look at the fuck.

01:21:56.000 Shows that char.

01:21:58.000 Show me that.

01:22:00.000 Can you fuck up your fat cunt?

01:22:03.000 You fucking fat ginger nudge cunt. 1.00

01:22:05.000 Look at you, you ginger nudge. 1.00

01:22:06.000 You ginger nons. 1.00

01:22:08.000 Fuck, fuck, are we here?

01:22:09.000 Oh, oh, shoot, oh, shoot. 0.89

01:22:18.000 Oh my god.

01:22:20.000 So I don't know if he died or not.

01:22:23.000 He went for a spin down there.

01:22:28.000 That might be more than one floor.

01:22:33.000 That looks far.

01:22:34.000 You can get a glimpse of his orange down there.

01:22:36.000 Can you?

01:22:37.000 Yeah.

01:22:38.000 But just for a millisecond, though.

01:22:40.000 God, I hope we're not laughing at dead people.

01:22:42.000 That should be this sort of subhead for this show.

01:22:45.000 Get off my lawn in brackets. 0.97

01:22:46.000 I hope we're not laughing at dead people.

01:22:48.000 Get fired.

01:22:49.000 Get in trouble.

01:22:50.000 Be brave.

01:22:52.000 and never stop fighting.

01:23:02.000 But I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean.

01:23:06.000 Cause it was a Monday, no Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

01:23:12.000 Then Saturday came around.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 02, 2020

S02E131 - ANIMALS ARE LOSERS [2020-03-02 - S02E131 - ANIMALS ARE LOSERS]

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