Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 28, 2020


GOML LIVE #36 | BANNED FROM CPAC | THE STORY

Topics
CPAC media ban censored.tv talk Amy Jermaine Jackson corruption Bubba and Hank's Beef
Hosted by
Gavin McInnes
Mentioned
Roger Stone Jacob Wells Bubba Jacob Wall Hank Nick Fuentes Jacob Jack Ryan Will Summer Alex Jones Amy Berman Jackson Comedy Central Zach Peter Fleckus Talks Johnny Appleseed Barely Informed Michelle Malkin Pat Buchanan Trump Tower Ben Shapiro and 38 more
S02E130 - NO PAIN NO ROGAIN [2020-02-26 - S02E130 - NO PAIN NO ROGAIN] S02E131 - ANIMALS ARE LOSERS [2020-03-02 - S02E131 - ANIMALS ARE LOSERS]

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39 minutes

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6,406

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684

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24

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193

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32

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Gavin McInnes and Ryan Henderson are in a hotel not far from CPAC in Washington, D.C. and it's not a good one. It's a dumpster fire of a place, and the smell in the lobby is strong enough to make you feel like you're in a drug-dealing, pot-smashing movie. Gavin and Ryan talk about it all, and how they're going to make it to CPAC without getting high. They also talk about the worst hotel they've ever stayed in, and Ryan tries to get a selfie with a fan who wants to take one with him. It doesn't go as planned, but it doesn't have to be a bad one. Subscribe to the podcast Get Off My Lawn! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe on Podchaser Subscribe on Stitcher Learn more about your ad choices. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and also consider leaving us a five star rating and a review on iTunes and helping us spread the word about what we're doing it! You can also become a supporter of the podcast by texting GAVIN to 741741 and we'll give you 20% off your first month with discount code "GAVIN" at linktr.ee/getoffmylawn. Thanks for listening and sharing the podcast! Thank you so much for listening, Gavin, you're a rockstar! and we really appreciate it. Timestamps: 5 stars! 5 stars is much appreciated! 6 stars is a big thank you're listening to this podcast and a big thanks to you're supporting me, I really appreciate you, and I appreciate you. I'm looking forward to hear about this podcast, I'll be back next week! XOXO, bye. XO, Sarah and I'll see you next week, bye, bye xo, Sarah and I'm coming back soon. xoxo, Caitie, Sarah & I'll get back to you, Gavin' and I love you, Caitlyn, Sarah, too, next week. <3 - - Tom and Yippin' out. - Evan and I will be back soon - Sarah - Yippie, - P. & Zippy - Rachel - Thank you, XO - EJ & JACOBY

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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:20.000 Hi, welcome to a special edition of Get Off My Lawn, shot from our crappy hotel not far from CPAC.
00:00:27.000 We decided to come here at the last second to DC and that means the worst hotel ever.
00:00:33.000 I also got Rogaine on my shirt. 0.99
00:00:38.000 Oh shit. 0.99
00:00:40.000 Oh, that spit. 1.00
00:00:40.000 I was wondering why it was... 1.00
00:00:42.000 Maybe the enzymes in my saliva will help break down whatever the hell Rogaine is.
00:00:49.000 It's probably got an oil in it, right?
00:00:53.000 This is all extraneous.
00:00:58.000 So I think we could just do this episode based on just telling people what's happened the past couple days, right?
00:01:06.000 But before we do,
00:01:09.000 I highly recommend you check out Johnny Appleseed.
00:01:12.000 Johnny Appleseed.com.
00:01:17.000 What do they have, Ryan?
00:01:18.000 They have edibles!
00:01:20.000 They have topicals for your sore muscles.
00:01:23.000 The edibles are great for sleeping.
00:01:25.000 It makes your dreams sweet as can be.
00:01:29.000 You just drift off.
00:01:32.000 It's okay.
00:01:34.000 By the way, since I quit taking that testosterone booster, I don't have nightmares anymore.
00:01:39.000 So that's a good thing.
00:01:40.000 I'm still bald, but my brother texted me today.
00:01:43.000 He goes, dude, I saw the back of your head on your show and I involuntarily said, Oh no!
00:01:52.000 While I was at work, people were turning around.
00:01:54.000 What's going on?
00:01:59.000 So the edibles are great for sleeping.
00:02:01.000 The tincture is great for taking the edge off caffeine, I find.
00:02:05.000 And the topicals are great for when you work out and you have sore muscles.
00:02:07.000 Especially when you do a leg day.
00:02:10.000 And you're walking up and down stairs like George Burns.
00:02:14.000 Or Robert De Niro in The Irishman.
00:02:19.000 With his little T-Rex arms.
00:02:20.000 Uh-oh, cops.
00:02:23.000 I wouldn't be surprised.
00:02:24.000 We're in the hood right now.
00:02:25.000 We're one of the few non-African American people in this... I'd call it a motel that we're in.
00:02:33.000 They blare rap music in the lobby.
00:02:36.000 They are watching Wendy Williams.
00:02:39.000 The hallways smell strongly of marijuana.
00:02:42.000 And as a lover of true African-American culture, unlike the heroes of color like Jordan Peele and these other guys, I feel thoroughly at home here. 1.00
00:02:52.000 I'm like, Wazzup!
00:02:53.000 Let me do the handshake.
00:02:55.000 Anyway, if you go to jacbd.com and you use the promo code GAVIN, you can also go jacbd.com slash GAVIN and
00:03:08.000 That will give you, I believe, 20% off.
00:03:10.000 Does that sound right?
00:03:11.000 Yes, 20% off.
00:03:12.000 Don't bump into the ironing board.
00:03:15.000 That's what the camera's propped up on right now.
00:03:18.000 In case you haven't noticed, I'm cheap.
00:03:21.000 I drove down here to save money because the train was like $400 and gas is $40.
00:03:28.000 Alright, so let's get you up to date now that we've promoted JACBD.com.
00:03:34.000 Again, cookies, tincture, ointments, topical, basically everything you would ever need from the plant hemp, the beauty of hemp without the getting high part.
00:03:46.000 And if you want to get high, you should come to my hotel and just walk up and down the hallway going, and you'll be baked in about 30 seconds.
00:03:56.000 I said to the guy who helped set this up, can you not book hotels from unbelievablydepressing.com anymore? 0.97
00:04:05.000 Because this sucks.
00:04:07.000 The good news is the parking is easy because no one wants to be here. 0.98
00:04:10.000 Any hizzle.
00:04:13.000 So what do we do?
00:04:14.000 We go to CPAC yesterday.
00:04:16.000 What does CPAC even mean?
00:04:17.000 What does PAC stand for?
00:04:20.000 Conservative Progressive American Company?
00:04:26.000 Conference?
00:04:28.000 Yeah?
00:04:28.000 Look it up.
00:04:30.000 Oh, I'm using your phone?
00:04:31.000 Oh, I'll look it up.
00:04:34.000 So we get in Friday, we wait in this huge lineup, and I just, right out of the gate, I'm doing selfies.
00:04:43.000 And it's always the exact same thing they say.
00:04:47.000 They go, hey, Gavin?
00:04:48.000 Oh my God.
00:04:49.000 Millennials, Zoomers. 1.00
00:04:51.000 And they go, I'm a big fan, big fan.
00:04:54.000 Wow, I've been watching your videos for like two years, three years, which is mean, because I've been doing them for 10 years.
00:05:01.000 So OK, so you're new to the game.
00:05:02.000 And then they go, can I get a selfie with you?
00:05:07.000 All right.
00:05:08.000 What are you doing with this selfie?
00:05:09.000 Why do you want a selfie with me?
00:05:12.000 What was his name?
00:05:12.000 Zippy?
00:05:13.000 Yippie?
00:05:36.000 So he's like a war vet.
00:05:37.000 Cool guy.
00:05:38.000 But he takes us out of the line.
00:05:39.000 The line was winding.
00:05:40.000 It was like an hour wait.
00:05:41.000 And I couldn't get in with my Media Pass because they denied my Media Pass.
00:05:45.000 By the way.
00:05:46.000 Ivan.
00:05:46.000 They gave Media Pass to any YouTuber.
00:05:51.000 Ilhad. 0.60
00:05:52.000 What's his name?
00:05:52.000 Ilhad knows nothing.
00:05:54.000 Ilhad. 0.60
00:05:54.000 What's his thing called? 0.60
00:05:55.000 Barely Informed.
00:05:56.000 Barely Informed gets in.
00:05:59.000 Which I love Barely Informed.
00:06:00.000 They should get in.
00:06:00.000 They're awesome.
00:06:01.000 But it's just a YouTube channel.
00:06:06.000 Right-wing watch is in, no problem.
00:06:09.000 Mediaite is in, no problem.
00:06:11.000 And then some dude from like the Montgomery Register, like small-town, left-wing, basically Antifa sympathizers, they're allowed in, no problem.
00:06:20.000 Jacob Wall can't even go in as a guest.
00:06:23.000 Enrique Tarri of the Proud Boys, no.
00:06:25.000 You can't even pay $300 to go in.
00:06:28.000 And then media bans include censorship.tv.
00:06:32.000 We were not allowed to go in.
00:06:33.000 What are you doing now?
00:06:36.000 So the guy takes me to the front of the line and then she goes, what are you doing?
00:06:40.000 And he goes, I, uh, I have a booth here.
00:06:42.000 And she goes, so you have to go to the end of the line.
00:06:45.000 So he goes, Oh, you guys got a, uh, and then he sort of just says, well, let's just go in here.
00:06:49.000 And then we bought in line, which I guess if I had more character, I'd say I'm not doing that.
00:06:56.000 But some girl in the lineup was chatting to us that we were budding in with. 0.99
00:07:00.000 So I fucking did it. 0.99
00:07:02.000 Um, 0.99
00:07:03.000 And that sort of sets the tone for CPAC. 0.99
00:07:05.000 A lot of weirdos, a lot of amateur hour shit, a lot of fucking lineups and selfies and handshakes. 0.98
00:07:12.000 The actual booths, I don't know, it's a bunch of websites that you could just look up on your own. 1.00
00:07:17.000 Like I bought a Trump teddy bear.
00:07:19.000 I laid in a cool hammock.
00:07:22.000 I bought a cool t-shirt that says two scoops, two genders, two terms. 0.81
00:07:26.000 Deal with it.
00:07:27.000 And has Trump wearing the thug glasses.
00:07:29.000 I'll show that to you later on another episode, I mean.
00:07:35.000 Is it really worth $300 per person?
00:07:39.000 And the handshakes, I did so many handshakes, I'm like, I'm gonna get coronavirus at this point.
00:07:43.000 Like, I'm not drinking whiskey for Lent, but I wanted to order a Makers and just sort of pour it on my hand to disinfect it.
00:07:51.000 People were, it smelled different.
00:07:52.000 I smelled my hand and it smelled like someone else's hand.
00:07:55.000 Like, I could smell tobacco and stuff.
00:07:56.000 I don't smoke.
00:07:57.000 And it was strange. 1.00
00:07:58.000 It was like smelling some fucking stranger's butt cheeks. 1.00
00:08:02.000 So we do all that, and then, so this is Wednesday, right? 1.00
00:08:08.000 Today we're Thursday.
00:08:09.000 And so then I went to this place and did a talk, which is available on censored.tv, with Alex Jones.
00:08:17.000 It was an okay talk.
00:08:18.000 A lot of people who watch the show will be very familiar with all the points and have heard the stories a million times, but it was to people who weren't familiar with it.
00:08:25.000 It's amazing how few people have heard of censored.tv. 0.87
00:08:27.000 That freespeech.tv thing really fucked us.
00:08:30.000 Proud Boys haven't heard of it. 0.86
00:08:32.000 Anyway, I do that talk.
00:08:34.000 It's available on this site.
00:08:37.000 Or if you're listening for free, it's available on the site.
00:08:40.000 And I did this shtick where I came out and Alex Jones introduces me and then I trip and fall.
00:08:46.000 I rip my knee to shreds, by the way.
00:08:47.000 My knee's bleeding.
00:08:49.000 And I drop all my papers.
00:08:51.000 And so I get up to the podium and I read the last line first.
00:08:55.000 Last page first.
00:08:56.000 And it says, in conclusion, and then I do this boring thing and I say, I'm really nervous.
00:09:00.000 And then Ryan comes out and gives me a beer and cocaine.
00:09:04.000 But the beauty of cocaine is it's so small that you don't need a fake prop to make fake cocaine.
00:09:09.000 You just hand a guy nothing and he picks up nothing and then the podium is shaped such that I could do lines and you couldn't see that there was no cocaine there.
00:09:16.000 It's just a dumb joke and then I speak very confidently and I'm on after the coke. 0.99
00:09:22.000 Dumb easy bit. 0.99
00:09:23.000 Do the speech. 0.99
00:09:26.000 We go to Trump Tower.
00:09:27.000 It's sold out.
00:09:28.000 We end up at my favorite bar, Kelly's Irish Times.
00:09:31.000 Talk to our friend Yona there.
00:09:32.000 Great night.
00:09:32.000 Anyway, the next day we go back to CPAC and I'm just like, what are we doing here?
00:09:39.000 It's good to advertise Censored.TV, but this is so fucking boring. 0.99
00:09:44.000 I don't care about these dumb seminars. 0.99
00:09:47.000 What am I going to do? 0.99
00:09:48.000 Hear James O'Keefe talk about Project Veritas?
00:09:50.000 If I want to do that, I'll grab a beer with him and talk to him.
00:09:53.000 These are all people I know.
00:09:56.000 So then I get a call from Jacob Wall, and he goes, are you coming to CPAC?
00:10:01.000 And I go, I guess.
00:10:03.000 I thought you couldn't get in.
00:10:04.000 And he goes, I thought you couldn't get in.
00:10:06.000 I go, I couldn't get in with my media pass, but I just paid $600 for me and Ryan to go in.
00:10:11.000 Jesus.
00:10:12.000 So he goes, I'm going there. 0.99
00:10:13.000 I'm going to drop a bomb on the place. 0.99
00:10:15.000 And I go, you're going to blow up all these conservatives? 1.00
00:10:17.000 Good. 0.55
00:10:18.000 Let's do it. 1.00
00:10:19.000 Kill them all. 1.00
00:10:20.000 Let God sort them out. 1.00
00:10:22.000 No, no, no, no.
00:10:23.000 I'm going to—and by the way, FBI, that's a joke.
00:10:26.000 I have the transcripts from the trial and more importantly I have the jury questionnaires from Roger Stone's trial.
00:10:35.000 Print it out! 0.91
00:10:36.000 You gotta understand, Jacob Wallace dropped some fuckin' neutron bombs over the past couple years. 0.98
00:10:42.000 Like, he MeToo'd Mueller. 0.98
00:10:45.000 He got that chick with the... looks like she has ramen noodle hair. 1.00
00:10:49.000 What's her name?
00:10:50.000 Elizabeth Schultz.
00:10:52.000 Debbie Wasserman Schultz. 1.00
00:10:53.000 He said that she had a sex slave that she whipped with scars on his back. 0.99
00:11:00.000 What else did he do? 1.00
00:11:02.000 There was another big doozy. 1.00
00:11:04.000 Anyway, he's great at fucking shit up. 1.00
00:11:07.000 He's like Roger Stone in a way. 1.00
00:11:09.000 He's a dirty trickster. 0.61
00:11:10.000 And he's, in true Roger Stone fashion, he's going to go to the CPAC thing, which he can't get into, sneak into the lobby, and then hand out this. 0.96
00:11:19.000 The questionnaires.
00:11:24.000 And these are available, I believe, at Scribd.com.
00:11:28.000 S-C-R-I-B-D dot com slash project 1599 or maybe slash 1599.
00:11:33.000 You can find them.
00:11:34.000 They're online.
00:11:35.000 And they basically show that the jurors for Roger Stone's trial were all left-wing zealots.
00:11:41.000 They were not just slightly left of center.
00:11:44.000 They were all Amy Berman Jackson duplicates.
00:11:47.000 They watch Rachel Maddow. 1.00
00:11:48.000 They watch all of these fucking shows. 1.00
00:11:50.000 And they lied in these questionnaires. 1.00
00:11:53.000 And the head juror, what's her name?
00:11:55.000 Tamika something. 0.57
00:11:57.000 No.
00:11:57.000 Jackson?
00:11:58.000 Oh, no, no.
00:11:58.000 Okay.
00:12:02.000 She said, yeah, I think I've heard of Roger Stone.
00:12:05.000 I don't really talk about him or Trump.
00:12:07.000 And then they found tweets—so that's in the questionnaire that was released today. 0.99
00:12:11.000 And then we find tweets with her saying, you know, clan Trump and fucking throw Roger Stone in jail and all this other shit. 0.99
00:12:18.000 And you realize that she's totally biased. 0.99
00:12:19.000 And the irony is, that's what Roger Stone is being persecuted for, for lying to the FBI.
00:12:27.000 She's also committing perjury. 1.00
00:12:30.000 And these documents that Jacob released are signed, so you should go to jail for this.
00:12:38.000 At the very least, we obviously need a retrial.
00:12:40.000 So that was exciting, but I was pissed off to see Mediaite there and Will Sommer and Jared Holt and these tattletales, right-wing watch, watching you.
00:12:52.000 And I was also annoyed at Conservative Inc.
00:12:54.000 for being so forthcoming, like so eager to please these liberal media tattletales. 1.00
00:13:01.000 So I saw Will Sommer and I said, hey Will, you little tattletale, look at you, you ugly bitch! 1.00
00:13:08.000 Look at you, you little dwarf. 1.00
00:13:09.000 You look like a mouse. 0.99
00:13:11.000 And what are you doing here? 0.91
00:13:12.000 You fighting hate?
00:13:13.000 You're watching the right wing?
00:13:15.000 Are you doing a piece on the Aryan Brotherhood anytime soon?
00:13:18.000 We have all this on tape.
00:13:19.000 We'll show you this in future episodes or we'll do another CPAC episode, I guess.
00:13:25.000 And so he just leaves.
00:13:26.000 Oh, and then I said, Jacob Wall says you're a Fed.
00:13:28.000 I think that would be the only interesting thing about you if you're a Fed.
00:13:33.000 And again, the Wall scoop is that he discovered some article that Will Sommer wrote from Morocco about foreign policy in Morocco on some blog.
00:13:46.000 This is like a day after he got out of Georgetown, which is famous for having spooks.
00:13:51.000 And no, I don't mean African Americans.
00:13:52.000 I mean Feds.
00:13:54.000 So there's something fishy going on with Will Summer.
00:13:56.000 And good, I hope there is, because it's the only non-ugly thing about him, including his wife.
00:14:03.000 And then I was making fun of Jared Holt.
00:14:05.000 And they go, how we doing, Jared?
00:14:07.000 You tepid tattletale. 0.93
00:14:08.000 Look at your face. 1.00
00:14:09.000 You look like milk.
00:14:11.000 You know, you look like a glass of water that someone put three drops of milk in and just sort of acquiesced.
00:14:16.000 And then this dude, Zach something. 0.99
00:14:18.000 What the fuck's his name? 0.98
00:14:20.000 Zach from 0.99
00:14:24.000 Mediaite was there, and he is an adderalled up beta male nerd with these pencil arms and pencil legs, and he sees me yelling at Jared Holt.
00:14:35.000 So he comes over and he stands in front of Jared.
00:14:41.000 Meanwhile, I'm like 30 feet away.
00:14:43.000 What's his name?
00:14:44.000 Zach Patrizzo. 0.99
00:14:47.000 He was the guy who got fired from the Daily Beast, I believe, or the Daily Dot, for saying that Jacob Wall's partner Jack, his business partner, has sex personalities and they all fuck women all over the country. 0.99
00:15:02.000 It was just like this ridiculous made-up story with no proof whatsoever. 0.99
00:15:08.000 So he was there.
00:15:09.000 And he was going to bodyguard Jared Holt, so I got all of this on tape, so you'll see all this.
00:15:14.000 And then I start mocking them.
00:15:17.000 And then there's this weird cripple who comes up and he goes, Hey, saw you last night. 1.00
00:15:22.000 Do you have anything to say about the cocaine you were using?
00:15:26.000 Now, these are people that ConInk invites.
00:15:29.000 So we have a conservative conference and CPAC, ConInk, these milquetoast pussy conservatives invite in not just New York Times or someone who's going to be slightly left of center, but these radical leftist activist reporters to antagonize people. 1.00
00:15:48.000 And conservatives are such fucking pussies 1.00
00:15:55.000 That they sit there and they take it. 1.00
00:15:57.000 And they go, oh, sorry.
00:15:59.000 Hey, yeah, I'll answer your questions.
00:16:01.000 What's next?
00:16:03.000 And so I'm not having that.
00:16:05.000 So anyway, this guy comes up to me and he's got a cane.
00:16:07.000 He's with like the Montgomery something. 0.53
00:16:09.000 We have him on tape.
00:16:12.000 And he goes, you want to talk about the cocaine you were doing last night?
00:16:14.000 And again, it was just a joke.
00:16:16.000 There was no actual cocaine there.
00:16:19.000 And I pretended to be Flummoxed, and I went, oh my god, how did you find out about that?
00:16:23.000 I thought that was private.
00:16:25.000 I thought that was a secret.
00:16:26.000 Meanwhile, I did it in front of cameras on stage.
00:16:29.000 And he goes, it was live streamed! 1.00
00:16:33.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:16:34.000 I literally did that. 1.00
00:16:35.000 I went, oh, fuck. 1.00
00:16:37.000 And so he goes, and then he's like, I got him. 1.00
00:16:40.000 I mean, pathetic. 0.70
00:16:42.000 So then later on, we go to see, so then Jacob and Jack get up there, and they have all these files. 0.93
00:16:48.000 And they go,
00:16:49.000 They explain, and we have all this on tape.
00:16:51.000 How did the audio of that turn out, by the way?
00:16:53.000 Really?
00:16:54.000 Because it was loud in there.
00:16:57.000 Directional mics.
00:17:00.000 Hey directional mic, I'd like to blow you right now. 0.98
00:17:02.000 That's how much I love you.
00:17:03.000 Okay.
00:17:11.000 So they did this press conference, which we'll also show, and they said, you know, what I just told you, that the jurors were obviously biased.
00:17:18.000 This was kangaroo court.
00:17:19.000 Roger Stone was framed.
00:17:21.000 He doesn't deserve... If I was the judge, I would be pissed at Roger Stone.
00:17:25.000 You fucking lied! 1.00
00:17:26.000 Roger Stone committed a crime and he deserves a $350 fine. 1.00
00:17:30.000 He should spend an entire afternoon in jail from 3 to 7 p.m.
00:17:33.000 and
00:17:40.000 He should be drug tested.
00:17:42.000 Once.
00:17:43.000 At that same jail.
00:17:44.000 And if he turns out positive, he has to write out a form apologizing.
00:17:49.000 That's what you should do to Roger Stone.
00:17:51.000 Like the guy Max Harris is in prison with upstate. 0.99
00:17:55.000 He got a vigilante posse together and they killed a guy who raped a young girl. 1.00
00:18:00.000 And I was like, that's fucked up. 1.00
00:18:01.000 We don't live in a vigilante society. 1.00
00:18:03.000 That son of a bitch. 1.00
00:18:06.000 Should be deprived of beer for a week and a half, spend over two days in jail, and pay a $480 fine. 1.00
00:18:15.000 I can't wait to be a judge.
00:18:17.000 Power corrupts.
00:18:18.000 Absolute power corrupts.
00:18:19.000 Absolutely. 0.96
00:18:20.000 And Amy Berman Jackson is corrupt. 1.00
00:18:22.000 And she framed Roger Stone.
00:18:23.000 And Jacob and Jack portrayed that beautifully.
00:18:26.000 But then that kid, The Gimp, came up to me. 1.00
00:18:30.000 The one with the cocaine scoop.
00:18:32.000 Quality journalism.
00:18:34.000 And he goes, hey man, can I take a picture with you?
00:18:36.000 Okay, this is... I'm not going to exaggerate.
00:18:40.000 This would be number 270 of... Hey!
00:18:45.000 I started changing it after that.
00:18:47.000 I said, uh, hey man, big fan.
00:18:49.000 I go, oh, you're a big fan?
00:18:50.000 Yeah.
00:18:50.000 Are you subscribed to censored.tv?
00:18:52.000 Uh, not yet.
00:18:53.000 I go, well, then no selfie.
00:18:55.000 And sometimes they'd think I was kidding and go, okay, well, let me just set up the picture.
00:18:59.000 I go, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:19:01.000 No selfie.
00:19:03.000 You're not invited.
00:19:05.000 Sorry, my nose is itchy. 1.00
00:19:07.000 And that actually helped sort of take my stress level down, because I fucking hate doing these stupid, phony, big fan shits. 0.99
00:19:14.000 And if you don't, subscribe to Censored.TV. 1.00
00:19:16.000 You're not a big quote-unquote fan. 1.00
00:19:19.000 Anyway, he takes the picture, and then he's finally close to me, and he goes, you're a piece of shit, by the way. 1.00
00:19:26.000 And so then he goes over and listens to the Jacob Jack thing. 0.99
00:19:29.000 So I think you have this on camera. 0.99
00:19:31.000 So I come over to him and go, what the fuck are you doing? 0.99
00:19:33.000 He goes, what's the problem? 1.00
00:19:34.000 And I go, you take pictures of people with people and then you call them a piece of shit? 1.00
00:19:39.000 And he goes, I can take a picture of you. 1.00
00:19:41.000 It's a public place or something like that. 0.99
00:19:43.000 And I go, but then what are you doing with the passive-aggressive piece of shit thing? 0.99
00:19:47.000 Like, do you have a problem? 0.99
00:19:48.000 Do you want to get into it?
00:19:49.000 And he goes, it's perfectly normal to take a picture of someone. 1.00
00:19:52.000 He should have said, you are a piece of shit, but he didn't. 1.00
00:19:56.000 He was nervous. 1.00
00:19:57.000 And then I sort of pushed my chest into him and lost his weird, gimpy balance.
00:20:03.000 And I said, if you want to do something, let's do something. 0.99
00:20:05.000 Don't fucking play these passive-aggressive games. 0.99
00:20:09.000 And then he goes, get your hands off me! 1.00
00:20:10.000 Don't touch me, Gavin!
00:20:12.000 This is like at the press thing.
00:20:14.000 So now he's drowning out Jacob and Jack.
00:20:16.000 And then he scurries away.
00:20:20.000 Someone later brought up, do you think sometimes cripples, they have such a high tolerance of pain if they have cerebral palsy or something.
00:20:26.000 Some of them have a fetish of being beat up and like to provoke people.
00:20:30.000 And then you start thinking, maybe that's why you're crippled in the first place. 1.00
00:20:32.000 Because you kept goading people into kicking the shit out of you. 0.98
00:20:36.000 Anyway, he disappears.
00:20:38.000 And they finish the thing and we do an interview, which we'll show you.
00:20:41.000 That'll also be on Censored.tv.
00:20:42.000 And
00:20:46.000 Shortly after that, so he may have been the tattletale more than Jared Holt and Will Summer.
00:20:49.000 I don't know which one of those rats, or the mediaite guy, Zach, I don't know which one of those rats snitched, but I find it shockingly ironic that I called that group of journalists tattletales, and that someone from that group, or that entire group, tattletaled. 0.59
00:21:09.000 And had me removed. 0.94
00:21:10.000 And the cripple came back later and so the odds are pretty high that he was the snitch. 1.00
00:21:16.000 And I said, what are people like you doing here?
00:21:19.000 Like, why does CPAC invite people like you and not people like Jacob and I?
00:21:23.000 And we'll also show you this on the site censored.tv.
00:21:26.000 And he goes, because we have decorum and we have civil conversations. 1.00
00:21:31.000 Like, you just said you're a piece of shit. 1.00
00:21:34.000 That's not decorum. 1.00
00:21:37.000 And then he goes, and you just threatened to beat the shit out of me. 0.99
00:21:40.000 I guess he was taking the chest nudge to, he was translating it into English, and the English translation is, I'm going to beat the shit out of you. 0.99
00:21:49.000 I go, what are you talking about? 0.99
00:21:50.000 It's just a lie.
00:21:51.000 But because we're so eager, oh look, that worked.
00:21:56.000 Rogaine stain no mo'. 0.95
00:21:57.000 Is that just a big stain ring around it?
00:22:01.000 Oh, is there a stain ring? 1.00
00:22:05.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
00:22:06.000 But can you see it? 1.00
00:22:07.000 Not too clearly.
00:22:10.000 I can see your ring!
00:22:12.000 You can't see my ring clearly?
00:22:14.000 It just looks like a big hair on the bottom, but otherwise... No, it's there. 0.98
00:22:18.000 Yeah, that sucks. 0.50
00:22:20.000 Because that's the kind of thing you keep making it bigger and bigger, and then you just have another ring, and another ring, and another ring. 0.97
00:22:26.000 Just end it at the seams.
00:22:28.000 Step it in the shower.
00:22:31.000 So, African-American gentleman approaches me.
00:22:34.000 Yeah, so we finish the interview and then we're talking and laughing and everyone's having fun and our side is the fun side and their side is the snitchy little, I'm taking my ball home side.
00:22:45.000 And African-American gentleman approaches me and he goes, we'd like to have a talk with you.
00:22:49.000 And I go, am I getting kicked out? 0.78
00:22:50.000 Because giant black men who are not conservatives rarely approach me at conservative conferences. 0.98
00:22:56.000 And I said, am I getting kicked out? 0.96
00:22:59.000 And they go, we'd just like to have a talk with you at the other side of the door, please.
00:23:03.000 That sounds like being kicked out.
00:23:05.000 So then some other dude with a badge approaches me as they're doing it.
00:23:11.000 And he said, what's your name?
00:23:12.000 And I said, Gavin McInnes.
00:23:13.000 I shook his hand.
00:23:14.000 He didn't want to shake my hand.
00:23:15.000 He pulled back.
00:23:16.000 And he said, I can't remember what his question was, like who are you here with or something.
00:23:21.000 So then the group, now it's like seven giant black men escorting me out. 0.99
00:23:24.000 The only black men in the hotel, by the way, besides some conservatives. 0.92
00:23:30.000 Leave me out of the hotel room. 0.80
00:23:34.000 One of them, by the way, that I thought was a fed, because he looks like a marshal.
00:23:39.000 They're usually way overweight and they've got their badge around here. 0.97
00:23:39.000 Fat. 0.97
00:23:42.000 But I looked at his badge and it said Gaylord Security. 0.59
00:23:45.000 I guess that's the name of the convention center.
00:23:49.000 And I was like, I'm happy to be kicked out, but I'll pay you $1,000 for that badge.
00:23:56.000 I need that badge.
00:23:58.000 And then I go, I got a bad feeling you guys don't want to talk on the other side of the doors.
00:24:02.000 And so they escort me out.
00:24:04.000 And then InfoWars is there and they interview me.
00:24:06.000 You just got kicked out of CPAC.
00:24:08.000 Forever.
00:24:09.000 Yep, thank God!
00:24:11.000 Thank God I don't have to do selfies tomorrow. 0.98
00:24:14.000 We can get the fuck out of here.
00:24:16.000 Although we have to do AFPAC and talk to Nick Fuentes and Michelle Malkin. 0.80
00:24:22.000 So then we're being escorted out and then I just started yelling at them and saying that I'm having a better PAC.
00:24:27.000 One of the security guys was laughing, by the way. 0.92
00:24:30.000 I said, we're having our own CPAC but the C is cocaine and there's going to be naked chicks there and you're not invited. 1.00
00:24:36.000 So don't even try to come to my PAC. 1.00
00:24:38.000 It's going to be way more fun than your stupid PAC. 1.00
00:24:42.000 And then we left and went and got a beer. 0.99
00:24:46.000 But before I go too far down that hole, I want to tell you about Bubba and Hanks.
00:24:58.000 Bubba and Hank's beef.
00:24:59.000 Now this is two guys who, you know, you've heard the Hatfield and the McCoys.
00:25:04.000 This guy Bubba and Hank's have had beef for centuries now.
00:25:08.000 Their families hate each other's guts.
00:25:11.000 And the Bubba and Hank's beef is one of the most notorious beefs in American history.
00:25:17.000 Just kidding!
00:25:19.000 Bubba and Hank's Beef is a veteran-owned Wagyu beef farm in Victoria, Texas.
00:25:24.000 All beef is grown with no hormones and no antibiotics.
00:25:27.000 So to be clear, Bubba and Hank's Beef is not about a guy named Bubba and a guy named Hank's with a beef.
00:25:33.000 It's about two guys who are friends...
00:25:35.000 I don't know.
00:25:54.000 This is what America is good at.
00:25:56.000 America is good at good beef, and Bubba and Hanks are the best at good American beef.
00:26:03.000 Again, no hormones, no antibiotics.
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00:26:40.000 Get the best Wagyu beef, and I've had this before. 0.99
00:26:42.000 They sent me a sample, and dude, you realize how often you settle for crap meat. 0.87
00:26:48.000 When you taste quality beef, no hormones, no antibiotics, you kind of feel a buzz for a while afterwards. 0.87
00:26:55.000 Like you feel better.
00:26:56.000 It's sort of like when you spend the weekend in the country, and you're driving back, and you just sort of feel closer to nature.
00:27:02.000 You feel revitalized.
00:27:05.000 And that's what you get from BubbaAndHanks.com.
00:27:08.000 So, support veteran-owned business.
00:27:09.000 They're owned by vets.
00:27:11.000 Bubba and Hanks are vets.
00:27:12.000 Support free speech.
00:27:14.000 It's 100% Gavin McInnes certified beef.
00:27:17.000 What, are you making a coffee?
00:27:20.000 Why do you have coffee at 7 o'clock at night?
00:27:24.000 You don't know how to sleep.
00:27:26.000 You're gonna be up till like 4, and then you're gonna have to nap.
00:27:29.000 Like, a normal person just goes to bed at midnight, gets up at 8,
00:27:34.000 Or goes to bed at midnight, gets up at seven, and then has a normal life.
00:27:37.000 Like you're sleeping in the taxi cab on the way here.
00:27:39.000 That's not normal.
00:27:41.000 I couldn't drink during the day.
00:27:42.000 I don't like to drink until I'm done with work.
00:27:44.000 Stop saying that!
00:27:45.000 Ryan keeps saying, I don't drink until I'm done with work.
00:27:49.000 Yeah, that's normal.
00:27:50.000 That's not rocking.
00:27:52.000 That's like saying, you know what?
00:27:53.000 I don't rape. 0.69
00:27:54.000 It's one of my things. 0.99
00:27:55.000 If a woman wants to have sex with me, she can. 1.00
00:27:56.000 If she doesn't, I will not hold a knife to her neck and wear a ski mask and fuck her while she cries. 1.00
00:28:03.000 What's that got to do with napping in a taxi cab? 1.00
00:28:08.000 What's that got to do with drinking?
00:28:15.000 I need some sort of treat.
00:28:17.000 How's that for Millennials? 0.98
00:28:18.000 Well, if you need a treat, please go to BubbaAndHanks.com and use promo code GAVIN15.
00:28:28.000 That's what happened at CPAC today. 0.96
00:28:30.000 CPAC's pathetic. 1.00
00:28:32.000 The right-wing movement is pathetic. 1.00
00:28:35.000 If we want to win, we need to focus on two big things here. 1.00
00:28:40.000 Unity and balls.
00:28:47.000 We have no unity.
00:28:49.000 We—the moderate right is scared of the far right. 0.96
00:28:53.000 And I would also criticize Nick Fuentes, America First, even my friends Milo, Jacob—not Jacob, I guess—Milo and all the—Cernovich and all the people shitting on Never Trumpers.
00:29:06.000 I love everyone on the right.
00:29:08.000 If you want less government, you're my friend.
00:29:10.000 Now, down the line, when we're totally in control, we can start fighting.
00:29:14.000 Sure.
00:29:15.000 You know, when punk was big in the early 80s, we had the sharpskins hated the Nazi skins, the bootboys hated the Chelseas, the peace punks hated the skate punks. 0.77
00:29:26.000 You know, when I was a kid, BMXers hated skateboarders.
00:29:29.000 Because we had room to.
00:29:31.000 We don't have that luxury right now.
00:29:33.000 We don't have the luxury of hate right now.
00:29:35.000 We need to stick together, get Trump to win, reduce the government, increase freedoms, get free speech back in the forefront of American thought, get the Second Amendment back in the forefront of American thought. 0.99
00:29:49.000 Once all that is established again, and we stop hearing about fathers who can't see their kid because they don't believe in gender reassignment surgery, as soon as we can flush that shit down the toilet, 0.98
00:29:59.000 Then we can start our inter-fighting. 0.99
00:30:01.000 I love gossip. 1.00
00:30:02.000 I love being a catty little bitch. 1.00
00:30:04.000 But there's no time, there's no room to be a catty little bitch right now. 1.00
00:30:09.000 And there's this civil war on the right where the far, far right, which I'm not a part of, I'm new right, the far, far right is saying, fuck these pussies. 1.00
00:30:20.000 I hate Charlie Kirk. 1.00
00:30:21.000 I hate Turning Point USA.
00:30:22.000 I hate Ben Shapiro.
00:30:24.000 And I understand their sentiment.
00:30:26.000 They're right in the sense that
00:30:29.000 CPAC is a good example of the pussification of the right.
00:30:32.000 And that's not good for anyone.
00:30:33.000 If I ran CPAC, I'd give Nick Fuentes a night.
00:30:37.000 You know, Comedy Central
00:30:39.000 The original plan, though they haven't really followed this, was we're Comedy Central.
00:30:44.000 We're like Home Depot.
00:30:45.000 So we have Jeff Foxworthy, we have David Cross, we have Louis C.K., we have blue-collar comedy, we have liberal comedy, we have all the whole spectrum.
00:30:56.000 If you want comedy, you come to Comedy Central.
00:30:58.000 Now it's become two left.
00:31:02.000 CPAC should be that way.
00:31:03.000 We have the radical right.
00:31:05.000 We have the people who are done with Israel. 0.77
00:31:08.000 We also have the Zionists. 1.00
00:31:10.000 We have the Israelis.
00:31:11.000 There should be Ezra Levant there.
00:31:12.000 There should be Dennis Prager.
00:31:14.000 There should be Mark Stein.
00:31:15.000 Well, there is Mark Stein.
00:31:16.000 There should be Pat Buchanan there.
00:31:19.000 We need representatives from the paleocons, the isolationists, the neocons.
00:31:25.000 We want John Bolton.
00:31:26.000 I want John Bolton and Pat Buchanan in a room. 0.98
00:31:29.000 How fucking awesome would that be? 0.97
00:31:31.000 But instead, this group is petrified of antagonizing anyone. 0.98
00:31:36.000 They want to kowtow to the left.
00:31:37.000 They give them press passes.
00:31:39.000 They let these people harass us. 0.99
00:31:41.000 And if we have a problem being called a piece of shit, and we ask the guy what the hell he's talking about that, we're kicked out. 0.99
00:31:49.000 Permanently! 1.00
00:31:50.000 From CPAC.
00:31:52.000 Not allowed back!
00:31:53.000 You dared to question one of the liberal gadflies that we invited here to swarm around and pester everyone. 0.97
00:32:00.000 Like that media-eyed guy, Zach, every question he gave to Jacob Wall was about some other bullshit felony case that's still in the courts, about insider trading or some crap, or some other relationship, or didn't you drive drunk? 0.97
00:32:14.000 And he was there. 1.00
00:32:15.000 All of those fuckers, all of those snitches, all those tattletales were there because the right is weak. 1.00
00:32:20.000 And that is my biggest problem with them. 1.00
00:32:37.000 They haven't lived.
00:32:38.000 They've never had a threesome.
00:32:40.000 They've never done drugs.
00:32:42.000 They've never been in a fistfight.
00:32:44.000 Half of them are virgins.
00:32:46.000 And it's sad. 1.00
00:32:47.000 I mean, I don't know how I ended up with these fucking people. 0.99
00:32:51.000 I started, I was Antifa when I was 18. 0.99
00:32:54.000 We hated the government.
00:32:55.000 We were anarchists.
00:32:56.000 We went to rallies.
00:32:57.000 We said no government.
00:32:58.000 And now, the no government people, the less government people, are seen as radical right-wing extremists that even conservatives are scared of. 1.00
00:33:08.000 Well, fuck you if you can't take a joke. 1.00
00:33:12.000 Steve Bannon was kicked out, right? 1.00
00:33:14.000 Was he?
00:33:14.000 Yeah.
00:33:16.000 Fuck you if you're a humorless cunt. 1.00
00:33:18.000 Within every joke is a tiny revolution, as George Orwell said. 1.00
00:33:21.000 And these people, the moderate right, a lot of the mainstream conservatives, obviously liberals, obviously radical liberals, they're just… 0.82
00:33:34.000 Weak. 0.60
00:33:35.000 And they're also anti-fun.
00:33:38.000 They're really pushing this culture of grey. 0.80
00:33:41.000 And that pisses me off because I love fun.
00:33:44.000 Where's the jokes on the right?
00:33:45.000 There's Steven Crowder.
00:33:46.000 He jokes around.
00:33:48.000 There's Fleckus Talks.
00:33:49.000 High quality humorist right there.
00:33:52.000 What else is there?
00:33:53.000 Owen Benjamin.
00:33:55.000 We seem to have lost him to a certain degree.
00:33:58.000 But as far as right-wingers that you tune in on,
00:34:03.000 Like Jesse Watters?
00:34:04.000 This is Watters World?
00:34:06.000 Is that what we have to choose from?
00:34:08.000 And every time you try to be funny, the right says, what are you doing?
00:34:13.000 You're causing trouble.
00:34:15.000 You did cocaine? 0.95
00:34:17.000 And I think some crippled liberal told me that you were doing coke. 0.99
00:34:21.000 That's terrible. 0.72
00:34:23.000 No, I wasn't doing coke.
00:34:24.000 I was doing joke.
00:34:28.000 Anyway, so we're going to go to AFPAC tomorrow, interview Nick Fuentes and Michelle Malkin.
00:34:34.000 We have tons of great footage to show you of our interview with Jacob Wall and everything I've been talking about, including getting kicked out.
00:34:41.000 We have all that on tape, so we'll put together a CPAC super reel.
00:34:45.000 And we'll put that up, I'm not sure when.
00:34:48.000 I wanted to give you a podcast so the people who listen to free podcasts can have something.
00:34:52.000 But it's been a lot of fun.
00:34:56.000 I know I don't sound very fun, but I have been bonding with awesome people.
00:34:59.000 Like I met Carpe Donkdom.
00:35:01.000 Talked to him for a while.
00:35:03.000 Great guy.
00:35:04.000 Funny dude.
00:35:05.000 Alex Jones, obviously spoke to.
00:35:07.000 The people around Alex Jones are awesome too.
00:35:09.000 His bodyguard's funny.
00:35:11.000 The people that do his production are great.
00:35:13.000 Everyone at Infowars are really fun people to hang out with, like Owen Troyer.
00:35:17.000 I did an interview with him.
00:35:18.000 Fun dudes.
00:35:19.000 Funny dudes.
00:35:20.000 Ballsy dudes.
00:35:22.000 Had beers all day today with Jacob Wall and Fleckus.
00:35:25.000 That was fantastic.
00:35:26.000 Really stimulating conversations.
00:35:29.000 I don't mean to portray all of this as a haze.
00:35:34.000 I'm just saying that the people in charge are dollards. 1.00
00:35:40.000 The men on the ground, the guys with their boots on, are the interesting ones.
00:35:44.000 This goes back to the NYPD.
00:35:46.000 Cops who walk the beat are great guys, interesting guys. 1.00
00:35:50.000 Their bosses suck shit. 1.00
00:35:52.000 Military, the jarheads, the guys who go out there and actually pull the trigger. 1.00
00:35:56.000 They're salt-of-the-earth awesome dudes to hang out with, great guys to party with. 1.00
00:36:00.000 Their bosses suck shit. 1.00
00:36:02.000 The top brass suck shit. 1.00
00:36:03.000 So when I sit here and complain about CPAC, I'm not talking about Fleckus and Jacob and Milo, or even Ben Shapiro and Nick Fuentes and all those people. 1.00
00:36:12.000 Those people are interesting, stimulating human beings, and I've had a great time talking to them.
00:36:16.000 But the top brass, the actual establishment people who control who gets a pass and who doesn't, those people are ruining
00:36:26.000 I don't even want to say the conservative movement.
00:36:28.000 They're ruining everything that's not liberal.
00:36:30.000 They're ruining the rebellion against this tyranny of the left.
00:36:35.000 That's a better way to put it. 1.00
00:36:36.000 Fuck conservatives. 1.00
00:36:38.000 The people who have been assigned to taking down the tyranny of the left are dropping the ball. 1.00
00:36:44.000 We've got plenty of great guys down here that want to help, that are doing the right thing, like Roger Stone, like Proud Boys, and they're getting abandoned. 0.97
00:36:53.000 And so that's annoying, because you're hanging out all day with all this talent, and then you look at the people at the top and they're just feckless cunts. 0.94
00:37:04.000 Which brings us to Johnny Appleseed, J-A-C-B-D dot com.
00:37:11.000 I'd like you to go there right now, use the promo code GAVIN, get edibles, get topicals, get the tincture.
00:37:20.000 You drink too much coffee, like Ryan is right now, you're feeling sketched out, you take the tincture, it takes the edge off.
00:37:27.000 So if you need a treat in the middle of the day, like, oh the cookies, yep, and you need to get a coffee, well that's weird, but okay, do that, but make sure you take the tincture to take the zing off.
00:37:39.000 That's really the problem with cocaine.
00:37:40.000 That's why I don't do it.
00:37:41.000 I only pretend to do it, because it's just so edgy.
00:37:44.000 I remember doing pure cocaine many, many years ago, and it felt fantastic.
00:37:48.000 This J-A-C-B-D, this CBD will not get you high.
00:37:52.000 It's everything good about hemp, without any of the frills.
00:37:55.000 Now, normally, with these things, we have the free YouTube, and then we...
00:38:01.000 We go behind a paywall and take calls.
00:38:04.000 We're not doing that today.
00:38:05.000 I can't be bothered.
00:38:05.000 And I'm going to this National File thing.
00:38:08.000 I've never heard of National File before coming here.
00:38:12.000 But that's sort of where the outcasts are going.
00:38:15.000 The people who are banned are heading there tonight.
00:38:17.000 So this will remain free on YouTube.
00:38:20.000 Free audio to upload.
00:38:23.000 There's no more calls today.
00:38:24.000 This is the Thursday episode of Get Off My Lawn.
00:38:27.000 And forthcoming on Censored.tv, we'll have my speech last night, everything I just talked about, the Jacob Press Conference with Roger Stone's jurors' questionnaires being released, these pissy little
00:38:44.000 Cunt is an underused word, especially when it comes to these right-wing watchdogs. 0.93
00:38:59.000 Who seem to avoid the Aryan Brotherhood and bonafide white nationalist gangs. 0.96
00:39:05.000 They seem more focused on injecting white nationalism into non-racists. 0.54
00:39:10.000 But the actual racist people, they don't seem to have the courage to confront or 0.97
00:39:15.000 If they're looking at hate, they seem to avoid the black Hebrew Israelites murdering Jews in New Jersey, or the jihadists that want Israel to cease to exist. 0.96
00:39:25.000 They seem to ignore those guys. 0.96
00:39:27.000 They seem more determined to find a Trump supporter saying an unfortunate joke ten years ago.
00:39:34.000 At any rate, I like you more than a friend, and I want you
00:39:42.000 To not get fired on purpose, but if getting fired is holding you back from saying what you feel and being yourself, then you should get fired.
00:39:51.000 Get in trouble.
00:39:52.000 Be brave.
00:39:53.000 And never stop fighting.