Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E133 - SEX CHANGE [2020-03-04 - S02E133 - SEX CHANGE]

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:34.000 only Yo, what's up?

00:00:48.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Line, yo.

00:00:48.000 What's up?

00:00:51.000 That was Starfucker, S-T-R-F-K-R. 1.00

00:00:54.000 No vowels like MasterCraft.

00:00:57.000 Who did the soundtrack to my movie, Death of Cool, which can never come out for some reason, unbeknownst to me.

00:01:04.000 Portland Band, they're not nuts about their name.

00:01:06.000 They said it as a joke.

00:01:08.000 They tried to change it to Pyramid or something.

00:01:11.000 But everyone likes Starfucker, so that's what they'll be forever.

00:01:14.000 They're on tour right now.

00:01:17.000 Playing New York.

00:01:18.000 I think they're playing, I don't know, Irving Plaza, Bowery Ballroom, Mercury Lounge, excuse me.

00:01:25.000 Here's the paper.

00:01:26.000 He's alive.

00:01:28.000 Joe Biden is back.

00:01:30.000 It's now Biden and Bernie.

00:01:35.000 Neither of who can win.

00:01:37.000 So I think we're done talking about the election until November because it's just a shit show.

00:01:41.000 The only thing I care about from now on is Biden's gaffes.

00:01:45.000 I'm not worried about Bernie taking over America and us becoming a socialist country.

00:01:50.000 It's not going to happen.

00:01:51.000 Boomers know socialism. 1.00

00:01:52.000 They pay tax.

00:01:55.000 But more importantly, Spike Lee is a douche.

00:02:00.000 What's it say?

00:02:01.000 Do the fight thing.

00:02:03.000 Spike and Knicks in War of Words over Gategate.

00:02:07.000 The idea that Spike Lee is a victim is laughable, correct?

00:02:11.000 What's laughable is how the Knicks are the laughingstock in the League of Sports, of the League in Sports.

00:02:17.000 Ouch.

00:02:18.000 That's mean.

00:02:21.000 Here's the deal with Spike Lee.

00:02:23.000 He's one of the worst people in New York City.

00:02:25.000 We all hate his guts.

00:02:27.000 My buddy, he ate at my buddy's restaurant, and the guy said, all right, this is good.

00:02:31.000 It's a celebrity.

00:02:32.000 So it's on me.

00:02:33.000 And afterwards, he said, Spike, thanks for coming.

00:02:35.000 Appreciate it.

00:02:36.000 And you know what Spike Lee said to him?

00:02:37.000 Spike Lee went like this.

00:02:41.000 Said nothing.

00:02:45.000 Not thanks.

00:02:46.000 Not fuck you.

00:02:47.000 Just like I'm not wasting my awesome spike on a loser like you just because you have a restaurant.

00:02:53.000 What an absolute fucking dick.

00:02:56.000 Anyway, the story is relevant because it's so boring.

00:03:00.000 It just shows you what an absolute fucking disaster most celebrities are.

00:03:04.000 This guy grew up like one of these hipster sort of black guys with academic parents, made some money in movies.

00:03:10.000 He only has one good movie, Do the Right Thing, where the crux of the film is if cops get violent with someone for whatever reason, start a riot and burn your neighborhood to the ground.

00:03:21.000 The other movies suck.

00:03:22.000 Malcolm X. How can you make Malcolm X boring?

00:03:25.000 I know, make it three and a half hours long and stick yourself in it.

00:03:29.000 He injects himself into every goddamn movie, even though he looks like a little ugly leprechaun gremlin dwarf. 0.98

00:03:37.000 So he's supposed to use a VIP entrance.

00:03:40.000 For some dumb reason, he prefers the employee's entrance.

00:03:43.000 I don't know.

00:03:44.000 And they told him, can you just use the proper entrance, please?

00:03:47.000 This is a big deal.

00:03:48.000 We're living in Terrace, New York City.

00:03:50.000 We had 9-11.

00:03:52.000 And he goes, no, and refuses to get out of the elevator.

00:03:56.000 This is news, and ESPN is so happy to have him on because he has colorful glasses, that he's doing this talk show circuit now, telling his side of the stupid, boring, shitty story.

00:04:06.000 And why is it on my show, if it's so boring?

00:04:10.000 Because it's so boring.

00:04:11.000 Look at this story.

00:04:13.000 I've been using the same entrance for 28 plus years.

00:04:17.000 He's literally talking about the door he uses to get in to a basketball game.

00:04:21.000 The employee's entrance on 33rd Street.

00:04:24.000 Yesterday, last night, I go in, my ticket gets scanned.

00:04:30.000 I'm in.

00:04:31.000 You know the elevator.

00:04:33.000 I go in the elevator, and elevator, and also people having their ticket scanned also.

00:04:33.000 Yes.

00:04:37.000 Oh, other people go in?

00:04:39.000 And elevator's not moving.

00:04:40.000 Maybe media and employees?

00:04:41.000 And a security guy comes to me and says, we need to get off the elevator.

00:04:43.000 I said, for what?

00:04:44.000 So we could speak about it now.

00:04:46.000 I said, I'm not getting out of the elevator.

00:04:47.000 So it was another five minutes, then they finally send the elevator up because they know.

00:04:50.000 That's so childish.

00:04:51.000 So the elevator hasn't moved for five minutes because this cunt refuses to use the correct door. 1.00

00:04:56.000 The garden floor is on the fifth floor.

00:04:58.000 The elevator goes up to five, and security's waiting for me like he just ran out of Macy and stealing something.

00:05:03.000 Look at that weird face.

00:05:06.000 Ran out of Macy.

00:05:06.000 Go back.

00:05:07.000 Macy's stealing something. 0.80

00:05:09.000 Then he does his, what, the only smile he's capable of.

00:05:12.000 This is Spike Lee smiling.

00:05:13.000 Security's waiting for me like he just ran out of Macy and stealing something.

00:05:19.000 The eyebrows take a one second break.

00:05:19.000 Did you see that?

00:05:22.000 There we go.

00:05:23.000 His frown disappears for a millisecond.

00:05:25.000 Stealing something.

00:05:27.000 Stealing something.

00:05:29.000 Look at those little caterpillars finally leave the home, but then they go, they burl back into their furrowed brow.

00:05:35.000 And they said, you just ran out of Macy and stealing something.

00:05:36.000 Waiting for a reaction.

00:05:39.000 And they said, you, this guy, security guy, they're all, this comes from the top.

00:05:45.000 He says, Mr. Lee, you have to leave Madison Square Garden.

00:05:50.000 You mean you, royalty?

00:05:53.000 They wanted to leave the garden, walk outside.

00:05:56.000 But you're Jesus Christ.

00:05:57.000 Out to 33rd Street.

00:05:58.000 They're all kissing his ass.

00:06:00.000 Walk outside and come back on 31st Street.

00:06:03.000 And I said, I'm not doing that.

00:06:04.000 First of all, you scan my ticket.

00:06:08.000 You can't scan a ticket twice.

00:06:09.000 Also, I know that once you leave the school.

00:06:10.000 Can I come on your show and talk about my ticket being scanned at a recent sporting event?

00:06:14.000 I don't trust these guys.

00:06:15.000 That's sports news, right?

00:06:16.000 Also, why are you taking a perp walk?

00:06:19.000 For what?

00:06:19.000 You hear that?

00:06:20.000 The white guy?

00:06:21.000 Let me just get it.

00:06:21.000 Let me finish.

00:06:24.000 I'm not leaving.

00:06:25.000 she's trying to make the show interesting right no shut up bitch it's it's our show You can tell he's one of those sexists like Robert Crumb, who never got laid in high school. 0.96

00:06:34.000 He fucking hates women now.

00:06:36.000 Howard Stern is the same way.

00:06:38.000 They finally get pussy. 0.99

00:06:39.000 And they're like, where were you when I was ugly?

00:06:42.000 Fuck you, bitch. 1.00

00:06:43.000 He hate fucks his wife every night.

00:06:47.000 Anyway, this story goes on and on and on and on.

00:06:51.000 White guys kissing his ass. 0.82

00:06:52.000 I can't believe the mid to do a perp walk.

00:06:55.000 And then also in the story, he goes, then I put my hands behind my back and I said, lock me up like my brother Charles Oakley.

00:07:01.000 Charles Oakley?

00:07:02.000 You mean the guy who started a fight at a Knicks game?

00:07:06.000 Got kicked.

00:07:07.000 He's a political prisoner now?

00:07:07.000 What?

00:07:09.000 You're going to stand with him with share a pair of black gloves?

00:07:13.000 I am the aunt angry.

00:07:15.000 How retarded is that? 1.00

00:07:16.000 You know that famous Olympic thing with the black gloves?

00:07:20.000 They forgot to bring two pairs.

00:07:23.000 Really?

00:07:24.000 Yeah, so they had to share a pair.

00:07:25.000 That's why one guy's fist is in the air is right and the other guy's fist in the air is left.

00:07:30.000 Because they only had one pair of gloves.

00:07:30.000 Wow.

00:07:32.000 Like their dramatic political statement of the century.

00:07:34.000 It's going to tear down the Olympics.

00:07:36.000 And they're like, man.

00:07:37.000 One glove short.

00:07:39.000 Also in the grumpy old black men news. 0.58

00:07:43.000 They do get grumpy when they get older.

00:07:45.000 G-O-B-M-N. 1.00

00:07:46.000 Not blacks, men. 1.00

00:07:49.000 Flava Flav has had enough of public enemy.

00:07:52.000 And this comes full circle because the biggest hit on Do the Right Thing was Fight the Power, right?

00:07:57.000 Oh, yeah.

00:08:05.000 1939, Ono, Another Brother.

00:08:10.000 That's really good.

00:08:13.000 I was like, I got the whole Fear of a Black Planet album when I was a kid because I was like, this is cool.

00:08:21.000 And then I just hated it.

00:08:22.000 I was like, this fucking star.

00:08:23.000 Great story, right?

00:08:26.000 Of course, every public enemy video has to start with Civil Rights.

00:08:30.000 And you guys were racist in the 50s.

00:08:33.000 Yeah, I know.

00:08:34.000 So were you, by the way.

00:08:36.000 Do you actually like this music?

00:08:38.000 This song is awesome.

00:08:40.000 Fight the power, the beginning?

00:08:42.000 Yeah.

00:08:42.000 With Terminator X. But jump ahead to the actual song.

00:08:47.000 I know we were bad in the 50s.

00:08:49.000 I got it.

00:08:49.000 A minute.

00:08:53.000 A minute and 28 seconds.

00:08:54.000 He's really getting his money's worth out of racism.

00:08:56.000 You ain't going out like that 63 nonsense.

00:08:58.000 I'm going to get to the end.

00:09:02.000 I'm guessing.

00:09:04.000 Can we hear the song at some point?

00:09:05.000 Yes, Harriet Tubman.

00:09:07.000 Yes.

00:09:07.000 Got it.

00:09:08.000 Who made those signs, I wonder?

00:09:10.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:09:13.000 Sorry.

00:09:15.000 Turn it up.

00:09:17.000 There's Flava Flave.

00:09:21.000 Some random boxer who was cool?

00:09:25.000 It takes a nation of millions to hold us back.

00:09:28.000 There we go.

00:09:37.000 So anyway, the goon dancing around in the green there doesn't like that Chuck D is supporting Bernie Sanders.

00:09:46.000 So Chuck D said, well then fuck off.

00:09:47.000 You're fired.

00:09:48.000 What?

00:09:49.000 Yeah.

00:09:50.000 I own the name Public Enemy.

00:09:52.000 You're just my sidekick.

00:09:53.000 You're my Ryan Rivera.

00:09:54.000 I could flush down the toilet.

00:09:56.000 I actually have a red button underneath my desk that if I slam, you disappear into the trapdoor I built.

00:10:02.000 You do it after every show.

00:10:02.000 I know.

00:10:03.000 And I have to crawl my way out of the gutters.

00:10:06.000 1989.

00:10:08.000 Anamba.

00:10:09.000 Year I was born.

00:10:11.000 Really?

00:10:12.000 Yep.

00:10:13.000 That song's 30 years old.

00:10:14.000 I had a beef with Chuck D on Twitter.

00:10:16.000 And I said, he was talking about terrorism.

00:10:18.000 And I said, you did a video wherein you blew my head up.

00:10:23.000 He started a band.

00:10:24.000 With Rage Against the Machine?

00:10:24.000 Remember that?

00:10:26.000 It's called Prophets of Rage.

00:10:28.000 Look, I found it.

00:10:29.000 There's my Wikipedia.

00:10:32.000 Stupid idiot.

00:10:33.000 Perhaps you'll now take the USA devil route and I should say be eating one with a hot plate of chicken. 0.53

00:10:33.000 It was a watermelon. 0.53

00:10:39.000 Yeah.

00:10:39.000 Just tweeted from a suspended account.

00:10:41.000 Can't see it.

00:10:43.000 No, I don't have racial issues.

00:10:44.000 I just call him.

00:10:45.000 So go back to the top.

00:10:46.000 So I said, you're against terrorism?

00:10:47.000 You made a video of my head blowing up.

00:10:49.000 He's like, it was a watermelon.

00:10:50.000 And then he immediately has to go to shucking and jiving.

00:10:54.000 And just like that video, back to the 50s.

00:10:57.000 Oh, you think I should only be eating watermelon and fried chicken?

00:11:00.000 Dude, I don't care if you eat your own asshole.

00:11:03.000 Why would I give a shit what Chuck D does?

00:11:06.000 And he also calls me a white devil in the tweet.

00:11:11.000 Yeah.

00:11:12.000 Speaking of me and white devils, I noticed.

00:11:15.000 Oh, that's good.

00:11:17.000 Rex vicious gun.

00:11:18.000 Well, go back.

00:11:19.000 Was this the same beef or was this another one?

00:11:22.000 Go down, Ryan.

00:11:25.000 The NRA is, oh, yeah, dude, you made a video that featured my head blowing up.

00:11:29.000 You love terrorism when it suits you.

00:11:31.000 And then he said, stupid idiot.

00:11:32.000 You're a stupid idiot.

00:11:36.000 Oh, then I say, oh, I'm sorry.

00:11:37.000 It was just a coincidence that a watermelon blew up right where my head was.

00:11:42.000 Stay down for the count, Chuck.

00:11:44.000 Stay down.

00:11:45.000 That was a watermelon, you idiot.

00:11:47.000 I didn't want your head to blow up.

00:11:48.000 Yes, they had my head, and then a watermelon exploded right where my head was.

00:11:52.000 But they're not trying to imply that I should have my head blown up.

00:11:55.000 Winky Dink.

00:11:57.000 They don't want us silence.

00:11:58.000 They want us dead.

00:11:59.000 And the best way to kill us is to de-personize.

00:12:02.000 The best way to deperson us is to de-platform us.

00:12:06.000 That's how it works.

00:12:07.000 Speaking of which, my Wikipedia is really bad.

00:12:10.000 And now my kids have an Alexa in their room. 0.98

00:12:12.000 So if my kids ask who I am, it says I support political violence against my opponents.

00:12:17.000 I don't have time to look into that.

00:12:19.000 Can you look into that for me, folks at home?

00:12:21.000 You did a great job with Out for Bud.

00:12:23.000 Can you find out when that became the first line of my Wikipedia and when my Wikipedia became so terrorized?

00:12:29.000 Because I've heard rumors that when you go to fix it, you get permanently banned from Wikipedia.

00:12:33.000 But you guys are good at research and you can do it without getting annoyed because you're not Gavin McInnis.

00:12:38.000 But when I do it, it just pisses me off.

00:12:40.000 So can I give you that homework assignment, please?

00:12:42.000 Can you do that?

00:12:48.000 By the way, speaking of blacks, whatever happened to this shooter in Milwaukee?

00:12:55.000 Right?

00:12:56.000 Remember that?

00:12:58.000 What was this?

00:13:00.000 Oh, yeah.

00:13:01.000 2-3.

00:13:03.000 A guy goes in to a brewery.

00:13:06.000 He shoots five people.

00:13:08.000 He's a mass shooter.

00:13:10.000 And they go MAGA white MAGA guy.

00:13:13.000 Then they see him.

00:13:14.000 And by the way, I discuss all this on my Telegram, which I highly recommend.

00:13:18.000 And this story just vanishes, as P.J. Dubbs says.

00:13:23.000 His wife posed with Elizabeth Warren.

00:13:25.000 Elizabeth Warren actually came out and said, this is Elizabeth Warren said, this is indicative of our gun culture.

00:13:33.000 And someone goes, actually, no.

00:13:34.000 Oh, look, they deleted it.

00:13:36.000 This is on you.

00:13:37.000 He was an Elizabeth Warren guy.

00:13:38.000 But it got me thinking that because we were watching Hustlers last night.

00:13:44.000 We're going to put that up on the site soon.

00:13:46.000 But we watched it without the volume.

00:13:47.000 And it's all about stupid, evil white men and how fun it is to rob them and how they have it coming.

00:13:52.000 And we realized watching the movie, what if this was black men?

00:13:55.000 And it was about some strippers that had taken advantage of some wealthy black men and robbed them blind?

00:14:00.000 Would that be a hot hip movie with J-Lo and everyone talking about what badass chicks they are? 1.00

00:14:06.000 Never!

00:14:08.000 Never.

00:14:10.000 But the thing about that shooting in Milwaukee that got me thinking while we talk about how racist America is and how I promote political violence is mass shooters, serial killers, tend to be disproportionately black. 0.78

00:14:26.000 For example, Nashville, this is another story that died.

00:14:29.000 2-2.

00:14:31.000 This guy wanted to kill a minimum of 10 white churchgoers.

00:14:35.000 He was very specific.

00:14:37.000 The shooter wanted to kill a minimum of 10 white churchgoers.

00:14:40.000 This story also totally died on the vine.

00:14:44.000 Now, go back in time with me, if you will.

00:14:49.000 Jezebel had an article, this is 2.4, that said, have you noticed that white dudes keep mass murdering people?

00:14:56.000 Right?

00:14:58.000 And James Fulford over at VDARE, ooh, you're not allowed to cite VDARE.

00:15:01.000 It's a white supremacist site.

00:15:03.000 You know that Peter Brimelow is suing the New York Times for calling him and VDARE white supremacists.

00:15:09.000 And I read the complaint.

00:15:10.000 It's very well researched.

00:15:12.000 And he actually talks in the complaint about all the times that the New York Times cites eugenics as a plausible thing and a reasonable expectation for society.

00:15:23.000 And, you know, it's usually opinion pieces.

00:15:25.000 But he said, all right, so you guys have said this, but you're calling me a white supremacist for having the same things on my site.

00:15:30.000 And just because something's on my site doesn't mean that it's the site's belief, just as when you have opinions on your page, doesn't mean the New York Times belief.

00:15:37.000 So we'll see what happens with that.

00:15:38.000 But anyway, James Fulford over at VDAR says, there's a Mother Jones page that promises a 30-year timeline of mass shootings with photos of the killers.

00:15:47.000 But it doesn't have photos for all of them.

00:15:49.000 And there is only one black face.

00:15:51.000 And then he says, here are eight photographs of blacks omitted from the Mother Jones page, which would have made it look more like America as it is today.

00:16:00.000 Also admitted by Mother Jones, photographs of four Asians, three Hispanics, and two immigrant Muslims.

00:16:05.000 Again, this has become a comment.

00:16:12.000 This has become a common theme this week is what you can learn from the news by the way the news is reported.

00:16:18.000 Clearly, Mother Jones, Jezebel, these lefties are pushing for a narrative that white people are the problem.

00:16:25.000 And they're not.

00:16:26.000 I'm not saying black people are the problem either.

00:16:28.000 According to this article, they're about represented as they are in the population.

00:16:31.000 Though I've read that blacks are slightly more represented in mass killings and serial killers than they are in the population, which is 14%.

00:16:38.000 Notably, Omar Thornton's victims were investigated posthumously by the media and by Manchester Police as if they were racist, as he claimed before murdering them.

00:16:45.000 They were posthumously cleared.

00:16:48.000 Anyway, sorry, that was a tangent to get back to the main thrust of the show here.

00:16:53.000 And we have a great show for you tonight.

00:16:54.000 I want to go through sex change surgery and show you how relatively simple it is to do.

00:17:00.000 Maybe you want to do it at home.

00:17:02.000 But here's a real scoop.

00:17:05.000 Australia is banning us full force.

00:17:08.000 I don't have a link for this, but I've been talking to our tech guys and Virgin Australia, who's a big provider down there, has totally banned us.

00:17:16.000 Australians are having to use different workarounds to see the show, to get their money's worth from their subscription.

00:17:24.000 This, I'm told, is linked to the New Zealand shooting.

00:17:27.000 Since the New Zealand shooting, they're very strict on any non-liberal media.

00:17:32.000 But they are coming down hard on us, and it's affecting our business.

00:17:36.000 Free speech is at risk in Australia, and it's not from Section 18C.

00:17:40.000 Oh, what do you know?

00:17:41.000 Abroad is in charge. 0.98

00:17:44.000 Way to go, Australia.

00:17:46.000 Australian Human Rights, what's her name? 0.99

00:17:48.000 Australian Human Rights Commissioner, President Jillian Triga.

00:17:52.000 Triggs has warned against...

00:17:52.000 Triggs.

00:17:56.000 Triggs.

00:17:56.000 What's Against laws that violate freedom.

00:17:58.000 Triggs warning.

00:17:59.000 Oh, so she's good.

00:18:01.000 Oh, okay.

00:18:02.000 Or I don't know.

00:18:03.000 Everything's upside down there on the other end of the world.

00:18:05.000 Liberals are conservative.

00:18:06.000 Conservatives are liberals.

00:18:09.000 So free speech, censored.tv is being censored by Australia.

00:18:15.000 If you're watching this here in Australia, we are on it.

00:18:17.000 We are coming up with workarounds.

00:18:19.000 But it is amazing that when I came up with the name free speech for this network, I kind of thought that will be one of the many things.

00:18:28.000 I could have called it Clown World or something that we'd cover.

00:18:30.000 But it ends up sort of dominating every episode, every event.

00:18:37.000 Like CPAC, Sebastian Gorka was talking about Infowars, and he was saying that they should have been banned.

00:18:47.000 So he's for free speech.

00:18:48.000 He had the weirdest tweet where he said free speech is paramount and then said they should have been banned.

00:18:55.000 Here, click on that.

00:18:56.000 Let's see what he says.

00:18:57.000 Is that him?

00:18:58.000 Hi.

00:18:59.000 Yeah.

00:19:00.000 Go away, all right?

00:19:02.000 You guys are kooks.

00:19:04.000 You're crazy kooks and conspiracy theorists.

00:19:06.000 Go away.

00:19:08.000 So we shouldn't be allowed to be here?

00:19:10.000 This is for real conservatives, not people who are snake oil merchants and conspiracy theorists like you.

00:19:17.000 Goodbye.

00:19:19.000 There you go.

00:19:20.000 A rousing tag type of support from Sebastian Gorka.

00:19:25.000 According to him, we're not real conservatives.

00:19:27.000 We are snake oil salesmen and kooks.

00:19:29.000 Well, these snake oil salesmen and kooks are.

00:19:33.000 But go down there.

00:19:34.000 They have a tweet from him where he says, shouldn't have been let in to begin with.

00:19:39.000 Info wars are loons and media whores.

00:19:41.000 Click in the tweet.

00:19:42.000 You don't have to click on the fucking tweet, Ron.

00:19:44.000 Well, There's a video.

00:19:46.000 We've already shown the video of him getting removed from CPAC.

00:19:49.000 Keep going down.

00:19:53.000 Guys, you need to read tweets more closely for the record.

00:19:55.000 Okay, this is bizarre.

00:19:56.000 This is a tweet I was just talking about.

00:19:58.000 Free speech is number one for a reason, but that's that's you always know someone is about to be in your bad books when they follow pro-free speech with but.

00:20:10.000 But Infowars and who is that?

00:20:14.000 Ali Dezovin.

00:20:16.000 All they do is theorist kooks who undermine MAGA and people like Nick Fuentes and anyone else who denies the Holocaust are not conservatives.

00:20:24.000 Yeah, Nick Fuentes denies the Holocaust.

00:20:28.000 Anyway, Alex Jones wasn't having it.

00:20:30.000 1-5.

00:20:31.000 He wants to fight Sebastian Gorka.

00:20:33.000 I think he called him a gay whale.

00:20:39.000 How did Gorka have so much power?

00:20:40.000 No, you're out, you're out, you're out.

00:20:42.000 Because he goes and kisses ass, they had a CPAC, and it's his idea that he can run all the real conservatives off.

00:20:48.000 He can then perch up there.

00:20:50.000 No, Gorka, everyone hates you now.

00:20:53.000 When you pose with guns, everybody knows you don't know which end the bullet comes.

00:20:57.000 Challenge him to a charity bears knuckles box.

00:20:58.000 Wait, wait, just do.

00:21:00.000 I'm serious.

00:21:01.000 They'll have it in Vegas.

00:21:02.000 I will get in that ring and I will beat his brains out.

00:21:05.000 Just sign the form, you big, fat, tough guy bully.

00:21:07.000 And I'll smash your freaking head in. 0.67

00:21:09.000 Let's go.

00:21:13.000 Punk is nothing but a piece of crap.

00:21:15.000 Owen, you want to take him on?

00:21:17.000 I got to give him a round or two, but I'm not going to, but you got your cardiovascular going.

00:21:20.000 You want to challenge him?

00:21:22.000 You want to challenge Gorga to a charity boxing match because she's so big and powerful and he wants to get in the ring with poops? 1.00

00:21:28.000 I love that.

00:21:30.000 I'll give it a whirl.

00:21:31.000 Yeah, all right.

00:21:33.000 I mean, he's on crutches, though, to be fair.

00:21:35.000 Yeah.

00:21:36.000 Speaking of the world being upside down, I was going through Twitter.

00:21:41.000 I kind of got a little annoyed, to be honest.

00:21:44.000 I was looking at someone's feed from Blaze TV, and I was seeing all these tweets that I don't get and missing all these stories.

00:21:51.000 And I thought, wow, they really have hindered my ability to do my job.

00:21:55.000 Like, I used to be able to DM people and say, I'd love to get you on the show.

00:21:58.000 They'd see my name.

00:21:59.000 They'd see that I had a quarter million followers and a verified, yeah, sure, I'll be on your show.

00:22:04.000 And I didn't, I would hear of other people.

00:22:06.000 I've been kind of pushed out of that.

00:22:09.000 So you did get me there, Twitter, I will concede.

00:22:11.000 But I checked out this really cool lesbian. 1.00

00:22:13.000 This is 1.9.

00:22:15.000 Ariel Scarcel.

00:22:18.000 I want to marry her.

00:22:20.000 This is my favorite kind of lesbian. 1.00

00:22:23.000 No, go full screen on it.

00:22:24.000 Hi, I'm Arielle.

00:22:26.000 I'm a lesbian.

00:22:27.000 And I don't think gender is a social construct.

00:22:29.000 I don't think cis-straight white men are evil.

00:22:31.000 I don't believe that genital preferences are transphobic or that there are 97 genders.

00:22:34.000 I don't think that male sex offenders belong in women's prisons. 1.00

00:22:37.000 I don't think it's normal for people to be praised for walking around with shirts that say kill turfs.

00:22:41.000 I don't think like these people.

00:22:43.000 And I no longer want to be associated with them.

00:22:45.000 I've reached peak LGBT.

00:22:46.000 This is my coming out video.

00:22:48.000 Never in my life have I been more canceled, tortured, tormented, harassed than by members of my own community.

00:22:55.000 Never have I witnessed literal mentally ill individuals who are latching themselves onto the LGBT community without actually being LGBT for the sake of oppression points, external validation, and sympathy.

00:23:06.000 Never have I seen such disrespect from younger LGBT people to the old. 0.96

00:23:11.000 For the record, that woman screaming her head off had Trump derangement syndrome. 0.99

00:23:15.000 And she was yelling at a drag queen who was pro-Trump. 1.00

00:23:18.000 Yes, she probably identifies as queer, but I don't know if that's the best example. 1.00

00:23:22.000 But yeah, it is a good example of a fucking loony who pretends they're gay. 0.99

00:23:26.000 Sorry, keep going.

00:23:27.000 Older lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender advocates who have been paving the way for us for longer than we've all been alive.

00:23:34.000 Never have I seen people that use the word bigot so frequently and not see the hypocrisy and irony in themselves saying it.

00:23:40.000 She's really cool.

00:23:40.000 Anyway, you should check her out.

00:23:41.000 I'd love to get her on the show. 1.00

00:23:42.000 I'd love to give her a show. 0.98

00:23:44.000 Ariel Scarcella.

00:23:45.000 Because part of my shit, I emailed her, she didn't get back to me, but part of my shit is like, I see these trans people who have cut their tits off. 0.98

00:23:53.000 It's a woman, and you think you're just a lesbian. 1.00

00:23:55.000 And then I think this whole trans thing is dismembering lesbians. 1.00

00:24:00.000 That's fucked up.

00:24:05.000 Which reminded me of a story, speaking of trans 2-1.

00:24:10.000 Someone stole a man's vagina. 1.00

00:24:13.000 Yes, you can steal a hole.

00:24:15.000 Did you know that?

00:24:16.000 Well, if you don't think you can steal a hole, you've never watched Bugs Bunny, you've never seen Wily Coyote and The Roadrunner. 0.61

00:24:23.000 You can actually pick up a hole, walk over maybe 10 feet, and then plop it down again.

00:24:28.000 And a coyote trying to kill you will fall in the hole you moved.

00:24:32.000 Dr. Marco Capiche and Dr. Giulio Garafa were found guilty, you bastards, in connection to the irreversible procedure on a transgender man who didn't discover until a week after the October 2016 surgery, I presume because everything is swollen and pustulent and bleeding, that his vagina had been removed.

00:24:55.000 I got this from Milo.

00:24:57.000 The patient, who wasn't identified, said that he went in for two other procedures in his gender reassignment process, a hysterectomy and a meetoidioplasty, an operation that gave him a penis.

00:25:09.000 So this is a chick. 0.88

00:25:11.000 But he claims he never consented to the third procedure, a vaginectomy, that he received at Highgate Private Hospital.

00:25:20.000 So you got to sort of reevaluate this.

00:25:24.000 This is a woman. 0.86

00:25:25.000 So they gave a woman a penis, right? 0.95

00:25:28.000 And we've seen how disgusting those are.

00:25:30.000 They just look like burritos.

00:25:33.000 They use your forearm skin to make this burrito.

00:25:36.000 Now you have nothing but bone for your forearm.

00:25:39.000 That's not going to grow back.

00:25:41.000 So now you'll just have a thin bone arm that looks exactly like a skeleton arm, and then this bizarre burrito for a penis. 0.50

00:25:50.000 Anyway, it appears that this woman's beef is that when you were making my dick, you assumed I didn't want my vagina anymore, and you sealed it up. 1.00

00:26:01.000 It's starting to sound like a mentally ill gay to me.

00:26:05.000 I'm really sorry I said that.

00:26:07.000 What was it now?

00:26:08.000 Five, six years ago?

00:26:10.000 2010, 2012?

00:26:12.000 Eight years ago.

00:26:13.000 I'm sorry that I said that trans are mentally ill gays.

00:26:17.000 Some of them, some of these trans people, they're not even trans on purpose. 0.99

00:26:22.000 It's their room they're in.

00:26:24.000 Now, they're not very verbose, so sometimes they get helped being verbose.

00:26:27.000 But if you check out this number 2-0, a flat with cross-dressing zones.

00:26:33.000 So this innocent guy gets an apartment and check it out.

00:26:38.000 I am usual guy with usual hobbies and job.

00:26:41.000 Hi, usual guy.

00:26:44.000 What's going on, Ed?

00:26:46.000 I rented this apartment about three months ago.

00:26:48.000 Okay, three months ago.

00:26:51.000 There are few bills to her name.

00:26:52.000 They don't talk like this, by the way.

00:26:54.000 Previous dweller has name Isabella.

00:26:56.000 I realize hair was wigged.

00:26:58.000 So anything.

00:26:59.000 Anyway, the apartment's normal, except there's one switch on the fuse box that when you turn it, well, you'll see what happens.

00:27:10.000 He turns on the switch on the fuse box, right?

00:27:14.000 As one does.

00:27:14.000 You don't want to see one of your fuses down.

00:27:16.000 You want all fuses facing the same way.

00:27:18.000 Then he walks into the kitchen.

00:27:21.000 what the fuck?

00:27:26.000 No, don't remove me anymore.

00:27:28.000 Do you see this?

00:27:29.000 I'm dressed in a French-made costume.

00:27:32.000 My voice has been changed.

00:27:34.000 I've got to do it.

00:27:35.000 The moral of the story, don't touch your fuse box.

00:27:40.000 I like when he moves his mouth.

00:27:47.000 Which heels are 10 centimeters.

00:27:50.000 He says that a lot.

00:27:51.000 All homework Isabella did in this costume.

00:27:55.000 Say, salads, washing the dishes, cooking.

00:28:00.000 I feel so uncomfortable.

00:28:03.000 Especially because high heels, it is 10 centimeters. 0.98

00:28:07.000 Besides, 10 centimeters.

00:28:09.000 Anyway, you might be thinking these people are nuts at this point.

00:28:12.000 And a lot of it has to do with the stigma of switching genders, especially when it comes to the medical procedure, switching genders.

00:28:20.000 I want to take a moment here to go over to the green room and explain to you exactly how easy it is to go, say, female to male, F to M. And I hope that when I show you this medical procedure, you will understand that it's not a big deal.

00:28:39.000 And we've got to stop seeing these people as nuts.

00:28:43.000 Okay?

00:28:43.000 Let's roll the tape.

00:28:52.000 Hey guys, sex changes aren't gross.

00:28:54.000 Reassignment surgery, we call it.

00:28:56.000 And it is so simple to do.

00:28:59.000 I don't understand all the stigma.

00:29:01.000 Now, you don't just chop your dick off.

00:29:03.000 You manipulate the penis in a very simple and easy way in order to make a perfect vagina. 1.00

00:29:11.000 And there's all this like, oh no, this kid's doing it like Jazz Jennings.

00:29:15.000 Oh, she's taking hormones and then she has this weird little penis and then she's turning into a vagina. 1.00

00:29:20.000 Yes, it's taken her four times to perfect it, but that is probably just the surgeon's incompetence because the actual surgery itself is remarkably simple.

00:29:29.000 It's just basically zoop, zoop, zoop, zoop, zoop, zoo loop, doop, choop, joop, doo little loop, doo little loop, done.

00:29:37.000 And I've created a CGI video that will show you, if you, I showed you the actual footage, there's a lot of blood there and it gets hard to see.

00:29:45.000 So in this CGI video, you will see how extraordinarily simple it is to go from penis to vagina, to go from the organs that you were given by accident to the true organs you were meant to have.

00:29:59.000 And while you're watching this, you'll realize how unbelievably easy it is.

00:30:05.000 All right, so first of all, you start with this.

00:30:07.000 This is just your average penis.

00:30:08.000 Stop, stop.

00:30:09.000 Easy, easy, easy, easy.

00:30:12.000 Now, you take your scalpel, and you can do this at home.

00:30:15.000 And I would encourage you, if you're having any doubts about your sexuality, if you feel feminine, you feel slightly uncomfortable in your body, if you're bipolar, if you're depressed, if there's anything remotely wrong with your life, I recommend you do this.

00:30:30.000 And once you have the correct genitalia, you will feel like a million bucks.

00:30:34.000 Your depression will end.

00:30:35.000 Any confusion you have will end.

00:30:37.000 And you'll be like every other woman walking down the street. 0.95

00:30:40.000 I mean, you won't be able to give birth, unfortunately, not yet.

00:30:42.000 But all your problems will be solved, and you'll just be a normal woman. 0.98

00:30:45.000 And all it takes is this, which is basically like getting your ears pierced.

00:30:49.000 Anyway, very simple.

00:30:50.000 We'll go through this really quickly.

00:30:52.000 You just make an incision down the bag, boop, done.

00:30:55.000 And then with the, sorry, with the, what are they called?

00:31:00.000 Tongs, tweezers, little pincer things.

00:31:02.000 You just move the bag out of the way, right?

00:31:06.000 Boom, boom.

00:31:07.000 This is balls being removed.

00:31:09.000 Now we do this with dogs all the time.

00:31:10.000 Just zoop, boop, zoop, boop. 0.98

00:31:12.000 Your balls are gone. 0.92

00:31:14.000 Now, that's going to prevent testosterone being produced. 0.54

00:31:17.000 Now you can be even more of a lady. 0.99

00:31:19.000 So now you have the loose bag.

00:31:20.000 Here's what we do with the penis. 1.00

00:31:22.000 And this is very simple.

00:31:23.000 You can do this at home.

00:31:24.000 You just take a scalpel, you cut the top, separate the head from the shaft, okay?

00:31:30.000 And now we want to go show it with the scalpel.

00:31:32.000 You just want to peel that back, right?

00:31:34.000 And then just keep doing incisions underneath the head until stop, stop, stop. 0.73

00:31:40.000 And this is actually kind of fun.

00:31:41.000 If you can get permission to be in the operating room, it's really interesting seeing these done.

00:31:46.000 And how you'll watch this whole video, if I wasn't pausing it, is about three minutes.

00:31:51.000 The operation doesn't take much longer than that.

00:31:53.000 So Jeeves, just keep chopping away at the mushroom.

00:31:57.000 No, stop, stop.

00:31:58.000 What are you doing, Ryan?

00:31:59.000 Way too fast.

00:32:00.000 See, it's so simple and easy that you can get confused.

00:32:00.000 Go back.

00:32:04.000 So yeah, just keep chopping away at the head and then just go frame by frame almost here.

00:32:10.000 Yeah, yeah, and just keep making lacerations.

00:32:13.000 And basically, just stop.

00:32:15.000 The penis is made of three tubes.

00:32:18.000 Now, those two tubes on the outside, those two little clown balloons, those are what fill up with butter and create the erection. 0.98

00:32:24.000 You don't want that anymore.

00:32:25.000 You don't want an erection.

00:32:26.000 What are you going to have?

00:32:27.000 An erect vagina? 1.00

00:32:29.000 Okay.

00:32:30.000 So I'm going to show you how to get rid of those.

00:32:32.000 Now remember, we have a hole in the bag.

00:32:34.000 we remove the balls.

00:32:35.000 We've peeled back this, and what we want to do is this is going to be our vagina. 1.00

00:32:40.000 So, what we want to do is get all this meat out of the way and pull it through the bag, which is just as simple.

00:32:46.000 You're familiar with the Colombian necktie where they slit a guy's throat and pull his tongue out? 1.00

00:32:50.000 Exactly the same thing.

00:32:52.000 And it's fun to do.

00:32:53.000 I've done it several times.

00:32:55.000 Show them slowly now.

00:32:57.000 So, we've done some good cutting.

00:32:58.000 You want to be careful with that hole now, that sort of butthole you made, because that's the future of agina. 1.00

00:33:03.000 Grab all of those strands you just made, the three balloons, right?

00:33:08.000 Get that bottom skin out of the way. 1.00

00:33:09.000 Have him lift his legs up, or have someone else lift his legs up. 1.00

00:33:12.000 Look, he's got boobs already. 0.98

00:33:13.000 Then just scoop that, and you loop it through.

00:33:17.000 Now, this is like putting a thread through a needle.

00:33:21.000 Boom, done.

00:33:22.000 Now, we want to get rid of the boner tubes, okay?

00:33:25.000 So we just keep cutting with scissors.

00:33:27.000 You ever had an ingrown toenail?

00:33:29.000 It's very similar to that.

00:33:30.000 You just sort of cut down, and these boner tubes are the ingrown toenail of the penis. 0.61

00:33:37.000 That's gotta go.

00:33:39.000 So keep slicing down, down, down.

00:33:41.000 There's a tiny bit of blood when you do this because those are full of capillaries.

00:33:47.000 And you probably shouldn't change your mind because it's not easy putting all this shit back together again.

00:33:52.000 It's the humpty-dumpty of operations.

00:33:57.000 So just keep cutting and gnawing away at the boner tubes until that little thing, that's the urethra right there. 1.00

00:34:04.000 That's where the P comes out.

00:34:06.000 And the P is going to be coming out.

00:34:07.000 You obviously don't want it coming out of the same hole as the vagina, right? 1.00

00:34:10.000 So the P is going to be coming out of the hole in the bag.

00:34:13.000 And I know right now it looks like a cartoon bear yawning.

00:34:18.000 We're going to be stitching up this entire bag and leaving this urethra intact as soon as we can get rid of these pesky boner tubes. 1.00

00:34:25.000 So slice down, slice down.

00:34:27.000 At this point now, if you're the surgeon, you could go have a cigarette because everything's done.

00:34:32.000 So now we have, just stop.

00:34:34.000 Now we have the penis tube. 0.99

00:34:35.000 That's going to become the clit now, the head. 1.00

00:34:38.000 And then we have the urethra.

00:34:39.000 And this is going to become the vaginal canal, which is inside out penis skin. 0.99

00:34:45.000 Now, of course, there is a slight problem here where the opening of the vagina will continue to grow hair, just like the base of a penis grows hair. 1.00

00:34:53.000 And those hairs will wear off, go down the canal, and become like hair pies.

00:35:00.000 What do you call those hair balls that cats choke on? 1.00

00:35:02.000 So you'll get hair balls in there. 1.00

00:35:03.000 That's no problem.

00:35:04.000 You'll be seeing a gynecologist now that you have a vagina. 1.00

00:35:07.000 He can get in there with his tongs and just pull out the various clumps of hair, just like the hair in your sink.

00:35:14.000 This is your new sink.

00:35:16.000 So things are going fantastic here.

00:35:19.000 Now we burn some holes in the top.

00:35:23.000 I may have temporarily forgotten why we're making holes there.

00:35:26.000 Oh yeah, sorry.

00:35:27.000 So we go back.

00:35:29.000 We take the penis skin back. 0.87

00:35:31.000 A lot of the times, by the way, when you're doing this, it's like jazz.

00:35:34.000 And you can add lib.

00:35:36.000 Maybe you come up with a new idea.

00:35:37.000 This is how sexual reassignment surgery evolves.

00:35:40.000 You take a risk.

00:35:41.000 You say, what if we were to stuff the tube back up into a hole I just made with a laser beam?

00:35:46.000 That's an idea, too.

00:35:47.000 I think what they're going to do is make that the urethra, which is all the way down here, and maybe pull, yeah, pull this head into the other hole and make that the clit. 1.00

00:35:57.000 All right, so, by the way, this is virtually painless.

00:36:00.000 So he's made sort of a toilet plunger shape here for the vaginal canal.

00:36:04.000 We've got, wait, sorry, what's happening to the head here?

00:36:07.000 Did I miss something?

00:36:07.000 Go back a frame?

00:36:10.000 Oh yeah, so you, the head's too big to be a clit. 1.00

00:36:14.000 So you just very quickly just remove this sort of edge of the helmet, throw that in the garbage.

00:36:20.000 You'd be surprised how much meat you have in your tray when you're done this.

00:36:23.000 Now you elongate that.

00:36:24.000 That's still the vaginal canal. 1.00

00:36:26.000 And now what we're going to do is poke the head through one of the handmade holes we made.

00:36:31.000 And that's our clitoris. 1.00

00:36:33.000 So if you've ever rubbed the tip of your penis and it feels nice, well, you're going to love it now that it's a clitoris. 0.84

00:36:33.000 Okay. 0.84

00:36:40.000 The urethra now goes into hole number two.

00:36:43.000 And, okay, you pull it all the way out like a piece of spaghetti.

00:36:47.000 And now you start cutting up the hole.

00:36:51.000 Now this is back to our penis shaft we had a while ago.

00:36:54.000 I guess you yank that all the way out and oh, you slice it down, right?

00:36:59.000 Just pause.

00:36:59.000 Because a woman's urethra is this long.

00:37:02.000 A man's urethra is the length of his penis. 0.77

00:37:05.000 That's too much urethra.

00:37:06.000 So what I recommend you do, and what a lot of my friends do, is they will cut down that urethra hole, that urethra tube, sorry, and make it just the hole.

00:37:16.000 So it's a nice small woman's urethra. 0.96

00:37:19.000 Now, of course, while all this is healing, you'll be urinating into a colostomy bag.

00:37:24.000 That's perfectly normal.

00:37:25.000 The healing process is a whole other video we're going to do, and we'll show you in depth how to do it.

00:37:31.000 It's very easy, ladies.

00:37:32.000 You just, obviously the hole is trying to shut.

00:37:36.000 So you just dilate.

00:37:37.000 You have various dildo sizes that you leave in there.

00:37:39.000 So just like with an earring, the hole can't seal.

00:37:43.000 Anyway, let's get back to cutting this urethra tube. 0.97

00:37:46.000 Why is there so much stigma here?

00:37:48.000 Right, so what you do now with the urethra tube is you fold it over the shaft of the penis vaginal canal. 0.79

00:37:55.000 All right, not everything has an explanation.

00:37:58.000 And you sew that together.

00:38:02.000 A lot of these parts are confusing, but they make sense later.

00:38:05.000 So now you're stitching the urethra and folding it over the edge of the vaginal canal, as one does. 0.81

00:38:14.000 Now you keep sliding down into the taint.

00:38:17.000 You cut open the, what's it called?

00:38:21.000 The prostate, which you've since removed.

00:38:24.000 And then you poke around in there.

00:38:25.000 Keep poking and poking and poking until you find a Christmas tree.

00:38:30.000 And then touch the Christmas tree for good luck.

00:38:32.000 And take it out again.

00:38:35.000 And then take a thread, loop it through the Christmas tree.

00:38:40.000 That will then make the penis and then just have a bunch of threads, four threads appear. 0.99

00:38:45.000 And then you pull it all inside out and pull it down and yank it out the butthole.

00:38:49.000 And now we're almost done.

00:38:50.000 We still have some extra bag skin.

00:38:52.000 So we cut away at that.

00:38:53.000 Very simple.

00:38:54.000 This is just origami.

00:38:55.000 Cut those, throw that little corner in the garbage. 1.00

00:38:59.000 There'll be a tray Next to you, if you're doing this at home.

00:39:03.000 Obviously, cut the other tray.

00:39:04.000 It's almost like ears of an elf.

00:39:08.000 Now you've got that.

00:39:09.000 This is still bag skin hanging down, and that's just beautiful.

00:39:12.000 You just close that up.

00:39:14.000 It takes one, two, three, four, five, second, about 30 stitches.

00:39:18.000 And you're done with your perfectly beautiful vagina. 1.00

00:39:22.000 And it's functioning.

00:39:23.000 That's the head of the penis, believe it or not.

00:39:25.000 And all you have to do is keep dilating it and see your surgeon maybe another four or five times as he fixes the various mistakes that happen.

00:39:33.000 And surgeons, if you're watching this, don't be scared to take some risks, to try some new stuff, because the penis to vagina process is always evolving.

00:39:45.000 Again, the big picture here is you can see, folks, that's a very simple process.

00:39:50.000 And the only reason there's stigma around trans and sex changes is because of bigotry.

00:39:56.000 So we have to overcome our bigotry, see how simple it is to switch sexes and kind of wake up because trans rights are human rights, folks.

00:40:06.000 *music*

00:40:18.000 Bloody ridiculous.

00:40:19.000 Now, oh yeah, coronavirus, we should just briefly cover.

00:40:24.000 Jewish guy in my neighborhood in Westchester.

00:40:28.000 Damn.

00:40:30.000 He's, I think, well, we have nine deaths so far in the U.S., but he's the hot case right now.

00:40:36.000 He takes Metro North to get to the city, which I also take.

00:40:40.000 Look at Cuomo.

00:40:42.000 Isn't it funny how he started this war against me?

00:40:45.000 He's a thug.

00:40:47.000 He's a mafioso, corrupt, violent human being who steals money and wishes violence upon his opponents. 0.88

00:40:58.000 And with his push, my definition on Wikipedia is now a description of him.

00:41:04.000 He is someone who uses violence, who encourages violence against his political opponents.

00:41:09.000 Well, I'll be dipped in shit.

00:41:10.000 He actually threatened to fight me.

00:41:12.000 He said, I'm a queens boy.

00:41:14.000 You want to roll?

00:41:15.000 I would fucking love to fight you, Cuomo.

00:41:15.000 Yes.

00:41:20.000 Did I talk about boxing today?

00:41:23.000 No, I don't know.

00:41:24.000 I fought today.

00:41:26.000 I learned something really important.

00:41:29.000 I have a problem where I have my little things.

00:41:32.000 Like I go down, left, right, and then I try to do an overhand.

00:41:36.000 Do that, right?

00:41:37.000 But then the next time, maybe even do it twice.

00:41:40.000 So the next time you're down there and he thinks there's an overhand, totally mix it up.

00:41:43.000 Maybe just do three fucking body shots and get up. 0.95

00:41:48.000 So use variety.

00:41:51.000 Hello, you've got a bass.

00:41:58.000 But yeah, Jewish lawyer, here's the spooky part about it. 1.00

00:42:03.000 And I'm not a coronavirus guy.

00:42:05.000 I'm no sticks and hammer.

00:42:06.000 We should probably have him on the show.

00:42:09.000 His wife, children, and neighbor.

00:42:12.000 Now, you kiss your wife. 0.99

00:42:13.000 I get that.

00:42:14.000 You don't only kiss your kids on the lips.

00:42:16.000 You sort of kiss them on the forehead goodnight, but you hug them, I guess.

00:42:19.000 You're coughing around them.

00:42:20.000 They're breathing in that air.

00:42:21.000 Okay.

00:42:22.000 Your neighbor?

00:42:24.000 Hi, neighbor.

00:42:25.000 Like, I don't make out with my neighbor.

00:42:28.000 Possibly, do they have kids on the same school bus?

00:42:30.000 His neighbor, who jumped.

00:42:32.000 You know, because if the kids have it, the kid goes on the school bus.

00:42:35.000 Oh, when they say neighbor, they mean the kids?

00:42:38.000 No, no, no.

00:42:39.000 The neighbor might have gotten it through their kid that they share a bus with their Wow, Detective Shitty comes up with something.

00:42:48.000 What does fucking boss tweed have to say?

00:42:51.000 Oh.

00:42:55.000 The not-so-good news.

00:42:58.000 Okay.

00:42:58.000 Well, we'll give it a second.

00:43:00.000 I don't give a shit.

00:43:00.000 That was fun.

00:43:01.000 Here's really genuinely important news, though.

00:43:04.000 Now, I'm not very good at reporting on Tommy Robinson because I speak to him regularly, and I always assume he'll be coming on the show.

00:43:12.000 So rather than spill my beans first, I wait for him to come on the show, and then he's too busy, and we never get around to that.

00:43:19.000 So that's why I didn't have a big feature the day he got out of prison.

00:43:25.000 By the way, we need to go to this April 2nd.

00:43:29.000 We'll be on a plane on April Fool's.

00:43:31.000 Ooh, I get it.

00:43:32.000 We need to go to Tommy's trial April 2nd in London.

00:43:35.000 This is the trial for which one now?

00:43:37.000 Well, the fucking?

00:43:38.000 I think 1-6 should have it.

00:43:40.000 Tommy explains it better than most.

00:43:44.000 He's got my fucking daughter!

00:43:45.000 I'm going to deal with it!

00:43:47.000 There's plenty of officers.

00:43:53.000 Someone sex me some little girl and you fucking nick their dad. 1.00

00:43:53.000 No, you're not. 1.00

00:43:56.000 We are dealing with this.

00:43:59.000 So, this morning I was released from police custody.

00:44:02.000 I'll start at the beginning.

00:44:03.000 Yesterday, one of my friends was staying in Centre Parks, and he got me guest passes so I could take my children.

00:44:09.000 I took all of my children and one friend.

00:44:10.000 Centre Parks is like a blue-collar water park, not unlike Great Wolf Lodge.

00:44:14.000 My wife, my kids were off playing in the pool, and my youngest daughter, who's eight years old, come running out and running up to us, clearly emotional, saying a man had just grabbed her by the bottom in the pool.

00:44:27.000 I'll now play the recording of what she told me.

00:44:35.000 Who was he with the man?

00:44:37.000 Did you see?

00:44:38.000 When he was coming out of the pool?

00:44:40.000 I don't think his friend was with.

00:44:43.000 Anyway, you can sort of go forward in this a little bit.

00:44:45.000 Basically, he goes through intimate detail with her.

00:44:49.000 She names the butt cheek and everything, and don't play that joke butt cheek thing. 1.00

00:44:53.000 And so you can tell it's not a girl just making stuff up, right?

00:44:56.000 And it plays it for you.

00:44:57.000 He's very careful here.

00:44:58.000 And by the way, that pisses me off that he has to be so careful about this because he knows everyone's dubious because the pedophile was a Muslim. 0.70

00:45:07.000 Of course.

00:45:07.000 And it was three Muslim guys who were there without kids.

00:45:12.000 What?

00:45:13.000 And he called the police, right?

00:45:17.000 The guy goes to leave.

00:45:18.000 He restrains him.

00:45:19.000 I think they got into a tussle.

00:45:22.000 He held him there, making a citizen's arrest, waiting for the police.

00:45:25.000 The police took three hours.

00:45:28.000 Here's a question.

00:45:29.000 Is there a place in America that takes three hours to get to by police?

00:45:35.000 In the remotest of Alaska, is there such a place?

00:45:39.000 This is in urban Britain.

00:45:42.000 Turn it up, turn it up.

00:45:45.000 And my colleagues in there need to speak to your wife and daughter again, somewhere a little bit lower.

00:45:51.000 Can I just confirm one thing?

00:45:52.000 Is he been arrested?

00:45:54.000 Right this very moment, no.

00:45:55.000 No, so you're nicking me.

00:45:57.000 You're not saying he's been arrested.

00:45:58.000 No, we're investigating that.

00:45:59.000 We have to pay the wife and I'm not sure.

00:46:00.000 Investigating what?

00:46:02.000 See, they're so scared of being seen as racist that they let him go.

00:46:06.000 And as Tommy keeps screaming at them, they didn't take his phone or look at his phone, so now he can delete all his pictures that could have been full of pictures of kids.

00:46:14.000 Of course it is.

00:46:15.000 So they fucking arrest him.

00:46:18.000 And now he's going to court on April 2nd.

00:46:20.000 We will be there in London for assault.

00:46:24.000 For assaulting someone.

00:46:26.000 Who's here with us?

00:46:28.000 He's not here with kids, is he?

00:46:29.000 He's here with two other pea fogs, isn't he? 0.99

00:46:30.000 Have you took their phones?

00:46:32.000 Have you took the three men's phones that he's with?

00:46:34.000 At this point, I mean...

00:46:37.000 Yeah, the police don't exist.

00:46:39.000 It's time to get back to the Wild West.

00:46:41.000 They're scared of vigilanteism?

00:46:43.000 Yeah, they should be, because they're about to be replaced.

00:46:47.000 Do you think the guy knew Tommy Robinson?

00:46:49.000 And then here's the problem.

00:46:53.000 I sent this to Tommy.

00:46:54.000 One, there's all these horrible side effects of this kind of scenario.

00:47:00.000 One, did they grab my daughter's ass because I'm Tommy Robinson and it's a feather in your cap?

00:47:08.000 Right?

00:47:10.000 Amongst the Muslim community, amongst the Asian, which is Pakistani, community, to have terrorized Tommy Robinson's daughter is probably considered pretty cool. 0.99

00:47:21.000 So now you feel this incredible guilt where I'm a danger to my children.

00:47:26.000 And I cannot stress enough how damning that is as a father.

00:47:30.000 I'm a father.

00:47:31.000 And to know that you are jeopardizing your children's safety, it makes you feel like fucking worthless shit.

00:47:37.000 It's why cops kill themselves because their role has been subverted.

00:47:42.000 And now you're not a provider.

00:47:44.000 You're not helping them.

00:47:45.000 You're not good for your children.

00:47:46.000 The best thing you can do for your children is get away from them.

00:47:48.000 That's a fucking horrible feeling as a father.

00:47:54.000 Number two, are the police not handling it because I'm Tommy Robinson?

00:48:00.000 If I was a normal citizen and someone molested my kids, they'd arrest them right away.

00:48:05.000 So now again, you feel like you're a hindrance because your daughter gets attacked because you're you and then the police don't handle it because you're you.

00:48:13.000 I mean, how he retains his sanity, I have no idea.

00:48:16.000 I would have gone ballistic in there.

00:48:20.000 Number three, is my daughter going to be reluctant to report this because she sees what happens.

00:48:26.000 The police don't come, so nothing happens to the pedophile.

00:48:29.000 And I get mad and I get in trouble and I go to jail.

00:48:31.000 So now this poor little child, his kids are the same age as my kids, this poor little, I think she's 11 or something.

00:48:38.000 I shouldn't say that maybe.

00:48:39.000 But she's very young.

00:48:40.000 You can tell by her voice that she's young.

00:48:43.000 Has to wonder, am I responsible?

00:48:46.000 Like, what if Tommy goes back to jail?

00:48:48.000 She's going to think she's responsible.

00:48:49.000 Talk about blaming the victim.

00:48:52.000 So she gets molested, and then she has nightmares every night because she put her father in prison.

00:48:58.000 You want to vote for Bernie?

00:48:59.000 You want a socialist America?

00:49:01.000 You want this to be Britain? 0.98

00:49:04.000 What was that tweet I sent you?

00:49:05.000 People joking about it?

00:49:07.000 It's a really, it's a great area for humor.

00:49:10.000 After Tommy Robinson is arrested for fighting at Center Parks, Laura suggests he could be sentenced to another two months at Center Parks.

00:49:18.000 They spelt Center wrong twice.

00:49:21.000 Pedophile can go to Center Parks provide.

00:49:23.000 Okay, this is a totally different thing.

00:49:24.000 This isn't a joke.

00:49:25.000 This is an article in The Guardian where they're allowing pedophiles to go to Center Parks.

00:49:29.000 You know, by the way, I would bet the farm that this pedophile they allowed to go to Center Parks is Muslim. 1.00

00:49:34.000 They didn't want to offend him.

00:49:35.000 They're big on pedophiles' rights in Britain, especially non-white pedophiles' rights. 1.00

00:49:40.000 Did this article happen after the Tommy Robinson thing?

00:49:43.000 This is just PR news.

00:49:43.000 No.

00:49:45.000 They're bringing up cases like this case 1-7, where this guy got 18 months because he's white.

00:49:52.000 We are okay with white pedophiles. 0.74

00:49:54.000 We seem to have that under control.

00:49:56.000 Perverted squeeze, teenage girls, bum jailed for 18 months. 0.99

00:50:01.000 What is that subhead?

00:50:02.000 Look at that fucking pedophile.

00:50:04.000 Ian Pickering had claimed his actions were innocent, quote unquote, but he was still convicted of sexual activity with a child.

00:50:10.000 Poor guy.

00:50:12.000 They were innocent.

00:50:13.000 Just fun grab.

00:50:13.000 It was just fun.

00:50:14.000 You know the way you grab an 11-year-old girl's ass as a joke?

00:50:17.000 Like, hey, how you doing?

00:50:20.000 You know that way?

00:50:20.000 Yeah, just like a little goose.

00:50:23.000 The way one does.

00:50:24.000 You sort of grab her boobs. 0.65

00:50:25.000 Hey, boob alert.

00:50:27.000 Boob alert.

00:50:28.000 Yeah, that's the way you do.

00:50:29.000 The thing that kind of makes me think they weren't targeting Tommy is because they were just there already, right?

00:50:34.000 Unless they followed him there.

00:50:36.000 They were just happening.

00:50:38.000 But no, those two are not mutually exclusive.

00:50:40.000 The three pedophiles are there without kids.

00:50:41.000 But then they see that it's him.

00:50:42.000 And then they go, ooh, we got a...

00:50:48.000 This happened to me once.

00:50:49.000 I'm sure I've told you this story, but I'll bore you with it again.

00:50:52.000 I was at a kids' resort in Jamaica, and it couldn't have been more kid-based.

00:50:58.000 The tables were low.

00:50:59.000 It was so kid-based.

00:51:00.000 Sesame Street, it's called Pebbles.

00:51:02.000 Sesame Street characters were everywhere.

00:51:04.000 Ernie and Bird are walking around, big birds there.

00:51:07.000 The tables have little sandwiches.

00:51:09.000 There's ice cream.

00:51:10.000 Even if you have a two-year-old who just learned to walk, the nanny will just take her around the place. 1.00

00:51:14.000 Sophie, my daughter walked around there for so long that her toes were bleeding, the tips of her toes, because she was walking, walking, walking all day, loving it.

00:51:24.000 And so the parents are happy with that.

00:51:27.000 As parents, all we care about, yeah, that's it, that's it.

00:51:30.000 As parents, all we care about is that our kids are happy.

00:51:32.000 Once we see them running around, all we need is a chair and a beer, right?

00:51:36.000 So if you want to make parents happy, you make the resort super duper kid focused, and that's what Pebbles is.

00:51:43.000 Anyway, I'm there, and there's a dude who has his shirt off.

00:51:47.000 He has a tattoo of a black arrow this thick that goes up his spine and ends here on a bald head.

00:51:56.000 He's about 22.

00:51:58.000 Wow.

00:51:59.000 And I'm talking to him, and then one of the boys says, Yeah, I talked to that guy, and I go, What's his story?

00:52:06.000 And he says, He said to me that he's going to get laid here.

00:52:08.000 He asked if we knew any chicks, any of the girls who work here again, as one does, right? 0.95

00:52:14.000 You know, you often go up to 11-year-olds, 12-year-old boys, and ask them if they can help you get laid, right?

00:52:20.000 Isn't that what we do?

00:52:22.000 I think that was the tattoo.

00:52:24.000 Maybe the guy, it was a tribute to Avatar.

00:52:27.000 Because that's the tattoo.

00:52:29.000 He dropped his back and then the arrow on the head.

00:52:31.000 So he was a nerd, weirdo, likes cartoons.

00:52:35.000 Jesus.

00:52:36.000 So I just, I'm cutting the shit here.

00:52:38.000 And I go up to him and I go, what's going on here?

00:52:40.000 What are you doing here?

00:52:41.000 And he goes, oh, I'm just here to hang out.

00:52:43.000 Wait, someone else got it?

00:52:44.000 Go back?

00:52:46.000 I thought I saw it on someone's head.

00:52:48.000 Yeah, I believe you did.

00:52:49.000 So it's not an uncommon tattoo.

00:52:52.000 That had to be drawn on.

00:52:54.000 Oh, that kid is, that's the actor in the movie.

00:52:56.000 Oh, phew.

00:52:56.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:52:58.000 So yeah, his arrow didn't come down quite that far.

00:53:00.000 But anyway, so I go up to him.

00:53:02.000 I go, what the fuck are you doing here?

00:53:03.000 No, I was actually, I wasn't that way out of the gate.

00:53:05.000 I go, hey, what's going on?

00:53:06.000 What are you, what's going on with you?

00:53:07.000 And he goes, what?

00:53:08.000 I'm just hanging out.

00:53:09.000 What's your name?

00:53:09.000 Blah, blah, blah.

00:53:10.000 Okay.

00:53:11.000 Do you have kids here?

00:53:13.000 No, I don't have kids.

00:53:14.000 I'm 22.

00:53:15.000 Okay, so why are you here?

00:53:18.000 And he goes, well, I don't know.

00:53:20.000 I go, look around.

00:53:21.000 There's Big Bird over there.

00:53:23.000 This is a family resort.

00:53:25.000 If I was you, I wouldn't want to be here.

00:53:28.000 You're not going to meet any girls here, young man.

00:53:30.000 And he goes, yeah, I know.

00:53:31.000 My travel agent fucked up.

00:53:34.000 And when I showed up here, I went, oh my God.

00:53:36.000 And I went, no, no, that doesn't work.

00:53:40.000 And I go, if it was me, we were near Montego Bay.

00:53:46.000 So if it was me and I got out of the taxi and my travel agent fucked up, I'd call a taxi right away, go back to Montego Bay, get some stupid motel, some cheap motel there in town, and then swim in the pools and party and meet people and go to the clubs and have myself a Jamaican holiday with Jamaican girls who love white guys. 0.88

00:54:08.000 Why aren't you doing that?

00:54:09.000 He goes, I don't know.

00:54:10.000 I already, I unpack.

00:54:12.000 And I go, no, you're packing your bags.

00:54:14.000 You're getting the fuck out of here.

00:54:16.000 And he goes, no, I'm not.

00:54:17.000 And I go, I think you're a pedophile.

00:54:19.000 He goes, you think I'm a pedophile?

00:54:21.000 And he got so mad.

00:54:23.000 I go, yeah, I think you're here to molest children.

00:54:27.000 And me and the other dads aren't tolerating it.

00:54:30.000 You're going to get the fuck out of here.

00:54:31.000 I started doing that Tony Soprano thing, which sometimes doesn't work, by the way, when you look at me.

00:54:37.000 I go, you're going to pack your bags?

00:54:39.000 And he goes, you're calling me.

00:54:40.000 Then he screamed this at the club.

00:54:42.000 You're calling me a fucking pedophile.

00:54:47.000 So, yes, yes, I am.

00:54:49.000 We go back and forth with this confrontation.

00:54:52.000 He leaves.

00:54:54.000 The next day I see him, and he's got his bags packed in the lobby, and he's waiting for a taxi to take him out.

00:54:59.000 And I didn't say anything.

00:55:01.000 I'm not going to show up and go, bye.

00:55:03.000 But one of the weirdest parts of this whole story was there was this dude there who was from Brooklyn and he had a Brooklyn accent, a tough guy, Brooklyn accent.

00:55:12.000 What the fuck?

00:55:13.000 What are you talking about?

00:55:15.000 What the fuck?

00:55:17.000 But he had fallen in love with a Jamaican woman.

00:55:19.000 He had Jamaican kids.

00:55:20.000 He was upper middle class in Jamaica, which isn't hard.

00:55:24.000 And he also had a Jamaican accent.

00:55:26.000 It's like, what go on with you, fuck?

00:55:28.000 Why you vex me so, dude?

00:55:31.000 So he was a tough guy.

00:55:32.000 I mean, to be white in Jamaica, if you don't just own some fancy hotel on a mountaintop with all servants, then it's a dangerous place. 0.82

00:55:41.000 I mean, there's curfews at 9 p.m. in most of these villages because there's so much fucking crime, brutal, heinous crime.

00:55:48.000 And he comes up to me and he goes, hey, man, I just got to thank you, you know.

00:55:55.000 I couldn't have relaxed here on this vacation knowing he was there.

00:56:00.000 And I'm like, well, where were you?

00:56:01.000 I didn't fight him.

00:56:03.000 I didn't pick him up, hogtie him, and throw him into the ocean.

00:56:06.000 I just confronted him.

00:56:08.000 You're too scared to confront people when your children are in danger?

00:56:12.000 Anyway, Tommy doesn't have that problem.

00:56:15.000 And the fact that he was arrested for daring to go up to someone who admitted it, by the way, go check out the videos on that.

00:56:23.000 They admitted that they did it.

00:56:26.000 He said it was just a joke.

00:56:28.000 That's what the pedophile said.

00:56:29.000 I was just grabbing your daughter's ass as a joke. 1.00

00:56:34.000 Don't talk about Tommy Robinson restraining the man.

00:56:37.000 And that you arrest him.

00:56:39.000 Were you to do anything that puts his name on?

00:56:42.000 So for me, for me, people are going to say, okay, so you've been charged with assault.

00:56:44.000 Who have you assaulted? 1.00

00:56:45.000 What am I meant?

00:56:48.000 A man that sexually assaulted my daughter.

00:56:51.000 Oh, yeah, right now they're saying you can't say the man's name.

00:56:54.000 Listen to it or hear what it is.

00:56:54.000 Because it's probably like Anne Jem Chowdhury or something like that.

00:56:57.000 Which I can't imagine.

00:56:58.000 A common assault.

00:56:58.000 Muhammad.

00:57:00.000 Again, top priority is the pedophile's rights.

00:57:03.000 Has admitted in my police interview, in my police interview, they said he's admitted grabbing your daughter.

00:57:09.000 He's admitted grabbing her.

00:57:11.000 He's admitted it.

00:57:12.000 He admitted it to me.

00:57:14.000 Yeah, he ain't been nicked.

00:57:15.000 The first thing he admitted to me, oh, I grabbed a bum by accident. 0.97

00:57:18.000 How'd you grab an eight-year-old's bum by accident, mate?

00:57:21.000 How does that happen?

00:57:22.000 It doesn't.

00:57:23.000 And he was very clear when he asked his daughter, was it like a brush or was it a this?

00:57:28.000 I think she did it to him.

00:57:30.000 She grabbed Tommy's ass when it was like this. 0.90

00:57:32.000 But anyway, and then you're being, they wanted to grab his hand like as if they're going to arrest him.

00:57:41.000 It's like, what the fuck?

00:57:42.000 What's going on here?

00:57:44.000 Bananas.

00:57:45.000 All right, guys, let's do the fucking mailbag. 0.72

00:57:49.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

00:57:54.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

00:58:00.000 Let me touch it.

00:58:03.000 Okay.

00:58:06.000 Now, the last mailbag was so shitty, it was not much better than Gary's mailbag, that I have gone through these in advance.

00:58:14.000 And I now have blue flags on them.

00:58:16.000 Now, this one is from Trevor, who yesterday talked about a hot chick who was behind Donald Trump, but neglected to include the photograph.

00:58:25.000 And Ryan, if you could stop taking notes and participate in the show, please.

00:58:29.000 That would be much appreciated.

00:58:31.000 He said she's pretty hot and loves Trump.

00:58:33.000 What more can you ask for in the lady? 1.00

00:58:34.000 And we said, Thank you very much, sir, for bringing this to our attention.

00:58:38.000 But you didn't include the picture.

00:58:40.000 Well, luckily, he watches the show regularly and he saw us say that.

00:58:46.000 Uh-oh, that's my coronavirus kicking in.

00:58:48.000 Can you find the motherfucking picture, please?

00:58:50.000 Shit for brains?

00:58:52.000 Subject and which mailbag are you looking at?

00:58:54.000 Which mailbag?

00:58:55.000 Free speech or censored?

00:58:56.000 Trevor Warner.

00:58:58.000 Okay.

00:58:59.000 I just gave his name away.

00:59:01.000 Marriage proposal, follow-up.

00:59:02.000 Got it.

00:59:03.000 Oh, you already got it.

00:59:08.000 Great job.

00:59:11.000 There she is.

00:59:13.000 Sir, you are absolutely 100% correct.

00:59:17.000 That is an incredibly hot.

00:59:20.000 Fuzzy girl. 0.99

00:59:21.000 It's one of the hottest Trump supporters I've ever seen.

00:59:24.000 What a catch.

00:59:28.000 You know, if my wife were to die in a car accident, I would, of course, be reclamped.

00:59:34.000 I would mourn for a long time.

00:59:36.000 But eventually, I would hope I would recover and begin my life again and find out who that is and where she lives.

00:59:46.000 You can tell even in the blur, by the way, you cropped her as per usual. 0.98

00:59:51.000 You can tell even in the blur that she's out of control.

00:59:55.000 And then the full sleeve, I'm not a big tattoo guy, but you can tell girls with full sleeves are fun.

01:00:00.000 I mean, she's lived a life, you know?

01:00:05.000 All right.

01:00:07.000 Here's a great one from Stephanie.

01:00:09.000 You ready?

01:00:11.000 This is, I am a rape dream survivor because of you.

01:00:15.000 Okay.

01:00:17.000 Just know I am clutching my trolls as I type this offended by what I heard on the episode where you discussed that hot redhead actress complaining about Mr. Hardline asking about her boob authenticity.

01:00:26.000 Just to be clear, Steph, it wasn't the actress who was asked.

01:00:30.000 It was someone who worked on the show, I believe.

01:00:35.000 And they asked if that Joan chick has real tits. 1.00

01:00:39.000 I too am a faux ginger whose beauty pales in comparison to hers. 0.82

01:00:44.000 The things people have said to me while in line or having dinner or dealing with customers' work are dirtier than anything my husband says to me in bed.

01:00:50.000 To be clear, I have had complete strangers discuss having sex with me or the appearance of my vagina in a more vulgar manner than the man I've been with for nearly 20 years during sex.

01:01:08.000 Also, can you imagine being so hot people want to eat a mile of your shit just see where it comes from?

01:01:12.000 She hears worse talking, taking her trash cans to the street.

01:01:16.000 It is, of course, that's what comes with being hot, ugly up or shut up.

01:01:20.000 Again, she's a little misled here, but her point is valid that these women are shocked.

01:01:25.000 Ryan, I'm not sure you're meant to show their fucking face, genius.

01:01:29.000 Oh.

01:01:30.000 Did that not occur to you?

01:01:32.000 Nope.

01:01:33.000 Especially when the MO is always show the picture.

01:01:36.000 Why isn't the picture up?

01:01:38.000 Not when it's people.

01:01:41.000 My husband, best dude ever, was out of town for work.

01:01:43.000 This is my youngest boy, age five.

01:01:44.000 I couldn't find him when we were getting ready for bed.

01:01:47.000 Thank you for all you do.

01:01:50.000 I think we can show this.

01:01:53.000 She's included her name.

01:01:55.000 Into a video show that I'm sure she's familiar with.

01:01:58.000 This isn't a personal mail.

01:02:02.000 No, it's to the mail bag.

01:02:04.000 I don't think you have to worry about that previous picture of their family either.

01:02:07.000 Okay.

01:02:08.000 But just be a little more cautious in the future.

01:02:11.000 Sure, sure.

01:02:12.000 But let's see.

01:02:13.000 So I was talking about the E.T. movie.

01:02:15.000 She said I ruined E.T. for her.

01:02:19.000 But I said, kids don't smell a shirt of their dad, but they could see a picture of their dad if he's been away and be sad.

01:02:27.000 Let's see if this makes me sad.

01:02:29.000 All right.

01:02:30.000 So far, how are you doing, dude?

01:02:32.000 I restarted the QuickTime if you're interested in knowing the truth.

01:02:39.000 What are you doing, baby?

01:02:44.000 Nice floors.

01:02:46.000 What's going on?

01:02:48.000 Oh, I love that.

01:02:51.000 I'm taking a text.

01:02:52.000 No, I was just holding myself in one hand.

01:02:55.000 You know, that's a weird thing with kids.

01:02:56.000 They don't like being videotaped.

01:03:00.000 I guess this is why.

01:03:01.000 You're so sad.

01:03:03.000 Daddy's not coming out.

01:03:06.000 He is coming home.

01:03:07.000 He's just out of town for work.

01:03:10.000 Oh, Elon.

01:03:11.000 I mean, Wednesday morning.

01:03:13.000 He won't be.

01:03:14.000 No, he won't be here in the morning.

01:03:16.000 You're right.

01:03:18.000 But I'll be here.

01:03:21.000 Oh, no.

01:03:23.000 Do you want to call Daddy on FaceTime?

01:03:25.000 Oh, I'll be, but it wasn't that one.

01:03:27.000 Stephanie, I'm sorry.

01:03:30.000 I know you as a mom see this, and it breaks your heart.

01:03:34.000 You're getting hustled.

01:03:36.000 What do you think that's about then?

01:03:37.000 It's bedtime.

01:03:40.000 And he is delaying the inevitable.

01:03:42.000 He knows that that tugs at your heartstrings.

01:03:44.000 He does miss his dad, but he doesn't want to go to bed.

01:03:48.000 And you'll notice the drama really ramps up around bedtime.

01:03:52.000 And she said she couldn't find him.

01:03:54.000 When it was bedtime, he went to the other room.

01:03:56.000 And this kid is going to be successful.

01:03:59.000 I guarantee you, because he figured out a way to make you cry.

01:04:02.000 And you obviously believed it.

01:04:03.000 You're sending it to people.

01:04:05.000 So you fell for it.

01:04:06.000 You got hustled.

01:04:08.000 That kid has got to move to New York.

01:04:10.000 He's going to make a lot of money.

01:04:13.000 Remember, we did this interview.

01:04:16.000 It was for the Ottawa Citizen, my hometown's paper, and they visited us in New York.

01:04:20.000 And we had just moved to New York.

01:04:22.000 And it said, we were working with Tom Green's people.

01:04:24.000 And it said, Tom Green wannabes want their MTV.

01:04:27.000 That was the headline.

01:04:28.000 It was three full pages of the newspaper.

01:04:30.000 All my friends read it, and my parents' friends.

01:04:33.000 And it was my hometown, Ottawa.

01:04:36.000 And we lied the whole time.

01:04:38.000 We got actors to play MTV.

01:04:40.000 We ended up merging with MTV later, but the whole thing was a total made-up.

01:04:43.000 We created this universe for him using our friends as various actors.

01:04:47.000 And so when he found out, because the fucking Tom Green's manager ratted us out and said, that was unethical what you did.

01:04:54.000 No, it was funny.

01:04:56.000 And so he was freaking out and he kept calling people and he called Matt Sweeney and he said, do you realize what you've done?

01:05:02.000 You've impersonated the largest broadcaster in the world.

01:05:06.000 And Matt was pretty calm and He just goes, Face it, dude, it's New York City.

01:05:11.000 You got hustled.

01:05:13.000 And ever since then, anytime anyone got fucked over, we'd say, Hey, it's New York City, you got hustled.

01:05:19.000 I have a very important letter to read that I put on my notes.

01:05:23.000 It's so important.

01:05:26.000 This is from Hugh.

01:05:28.000 Starting today.

01:05:29.000 Peace and love.

01:05:30.000 Peace and love.

01:05:32.000 March 4th.

01:05:35.000 I am willing to match donations up to $1,500, $1,500 for the Proud Boys in prison.

01:05:44.000 I want to raise extra money.

01:05:46.000 We are putting this, so when you go to just, starting right now, at this time, we will keep him abreast of every donation to justiceforliberty.com, and he will then match the donation.

01:06:04.000 So if you put in 400 bucks, there will be another 400 bucks.

01:06:08.000 Now your 400 is 800 bucks.

01:06:10.000 So please go to justiceforliberty.com right now and donate up until it hits 1500 bucks this particular moment.

01:06:17.000 So the next whatever it is, 15 donations, 10 donations.

01:06:21.000 I hope not much more.

01:06:25.000 Meaning, like, I hope it's not a bunch of $2 donations.

01:06:29.000 This guy will match it.

01:06:30.000 So that's fun.

01:06:32.000 Thank you, Hugh.

01:06:34.000 Much appreciated.

01:06:35.000 I'll definitely get that to the guys in charge and make sure we keep a good record of that.

01:06:39.000 Last letter.

01:06:41.000 This is from Duke.

01:06:42.000 Hey, Gav, glad to see my voodoo doll is working. 1.00

01:06:44.000 Yes, the other day I shoved a needle into its back.

01:06:46.000 I've also been slowly pulling out its hair.

01:06:49.000 It's not your testosterone pills.

01:06:50.000 You should probably keep taking those.

01:06:52.000 Your arms still look like wet spaghetti.

01:06:54.000 They do not.

01:06:56.000 By the way, my arms are getting bigger, and I got a personal trainer.

01:06:59.000 I'm going to try to get more muscle mass without cheating this time.

01:07:04.000 Although, speaking of cheating, Ryan, can you change the camera to auto?

01:07:08.000 Sure.

01:07:09.000 I'm going to, let's check in on my bald spot.

01:07:14.000 I'll bring the mic over here.

01:07:26.000 line me up with, and just sort of It's a little...

01:07:30.000 Down a little bit?

01:07:31.000 All right, waiting.

01:07:32.000 A little more coverage, I think.

01:07:37.000 There's just one spot that's like here.

01:07:39.000 Touch it.

01:07:41.000 I just undid it.

01:07:42.000 Like this.

01:07:43.000 Tap on it.

01:07:45.000 Tap on the skin.

01:07:47.000 See, usually when people would do that, I would feel skin.

01:07:49.000 I feel hair.

01:07:51.000 So is there even like sort of peach fuzz even on that bald part?

01:07:54.000 Yeah, there's no place where it's completely bald.

01:07:56.000 And there was.

01:07:58.000 I don't think so.

01:07:59.000 Like, that is the closest it gets, and there's still coverage there.

01:08:03.000 There's still fuzz.

01:08:05.000 I think it's working.

01:08:06.000 It's just, it's like light hairs, but they're hairs.

01:08:11.000 I think Rogane might work.

01:08:13.000 Well, it's been out there for what, like, 30 years now?

01:08:16.000 I've always been very skeptical of it, but I don't know.

01:08:19.000 It feels hairier.

01:08:24.000 All right, let me just finish this one.

01:08:27.000 How did you not make a joke about Joe Rogane Rogan?

01:08:30.000 I don't know, because he's bald.

01:08:32.000 If he had hair, that might be a joke.

01:08:35.000 I will disenchant the voodoo doll unless you do what I say. 1.00

01:08:38.000 I want you to give me $1 million.

01:08:42.000 That's pretty cool.

01:08:44.000 I think I'd rather go bald and have back pain.

01:08:48.000 Or give Homeless Gary a hand job live on censored.tv.

01:08:52.000 I'd rather do that than pay a million bucks.

01:08:54.000 If you don't believe me, check your legs because I've removed all the bones in them.

01:09:00.000 I can still feel my legs.

01:09:01.000 My legs have bones.

01:09:02.000 This guy's lying.

01:09:04.000 Yeah, this might be bullshit.

01:09:05.000 Hope to hear from you soon.

01:09:06.000 Hugs and kisses, Yamo.

01:09:08.000 Nice try, Yamo.

01:09:08.000 You had me going.

01:09:10.000 Until the bones part.

01:09:12.000 That is crazy to Nash.

01:09:13.000 Thinks he's a toad.

01:09:14.000 All right, let's end with...

01:09:28.000 If you don't want to go out very much, you likely have trouble socializing.

01:09:32.000 If you have trouble socializing, you likely have autism, Asperger's, ADHD.

01:09:40.000 If you have these conditions, you probably can't shake hands very well.

01:09:51.000 Well, and then zip.

01:09:56.000 They go like this a lot.

01:09:57.000 The only time I see this is at the boxing gym.

01:10:05.000 Hey, man.

01:10:06.000 Oh, and zoop.

01:10:07.000 There he goes.

01:10:09.000 And nope, not happening.

01:10:10.000 Sorry, can't get it.

01:10:18.000 This is like me with that black cop where he just ended up hugging me.

01:10:21.000 Yeah.

01:10:22.000 Hey.

01:10:23.000 And the smartest of it left.

01:10:25.000 How do you miss that?

01:10:26.000 Aren't they good at hand-eye coordination?

01:10:29.000 Handshakes use hands and eyes.

01:10:31.000 Oh, you're going over here first?

01:10:32.000 No, when there's a control.

01:10:34.000 There's no control.

01:10:35.000 This one's good where he does okay.

01:10:36.000 Yep, that was good.

01:10:37.000 And then he wants to come in on a handshake.

01:10:40.000 You can't join a handshake.

01:10:43.000 Hey, buddy, give me a pound. 1.00

01:10:44.000 Nope.

01:10:45.000 I'm going to have to put my headset away from you.

01:10:47.000 Look, even black guys can't do it to each other. 1.00

01:10:50.000 Hello.

01:10:50.000 Ooh, gross.

01:10:51.000 Look, he's sitting at the tip of his fingers.

01:10:56.000 And let's do a pound. 0.99

01:10:58.000 Nope.

01:10:58.000 Okay.

01:10:59.000 These guys...

01:11:03.000 This is why you shouldn't play video games, Ryan.

01:11:06.000 Oh, I very rarely do I. FBK!

01:11:14.000 Nice tie.

01:11:15.000 No, I'm jumping!

01:11:16.000 I'm jumping!

01:11:18.000 I'm joking!

01:11:19.000 It's a joke!

01:11:20.000 It's a joke!

01:11:21.000 Wow.

01:11:22.000 It goes to Blizzards.

01:11:24.000 What a funny joke, you fucking asshole.

01:11:26.000 Blizzards!

01:11:28.000 What a great joke.

01:11:30.000 Wow.

01:11:31.000 What are you, David Brent and the Upper?

01:11:37.000 Alright, guys.

01:11:38.000 High-five each other.

01:11:40.000 Shake hands.

01:11:42.000 What did you say?

01:11:46.000 You just say fucking fan.

01:11:49.000 Usually I'm home gaming alone.

01:11:51.000 That would be funny if the guy was gay and having sex and he's like, it's okay, it's okay. 1.00

01:11:54.000 I'm a fucking fag.

01:11:57.000 Fucking is not an adjective, it's a verb.

01:12:02.000 I'm not mad.

01:12:03.000 And that's going to be Taz closing out the round two and a half for a 10-5.

01:12:07.000 Well, thanks a lot, Crims.

01:12:08.000 I appreciate you coming out here.

01:12:11.000 There you go.

01:12:11.000 And of course, he has a microphone.

01:12:14.000 And then he tries to shake his hand.

01:12:16.000 He's like, now that you have two microphones, great time to shake your hand, correct?

01:12:19.000 You got two scoops.

01:12:21.000 Here, now deal with this.

01:12:23.000 There we go.

01:12:23.000 Just put that on the fucking floor.

01:12:24.000 Because I can't.

01:12:25.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:12:30.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:12:37.000 Let it be the satellite.

01:12:41.000 I wanna take you home boy.

01:12:45.000 Come with me out in the light.

01:12:49.000 Living somebody else boy. 0.51

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 04, 2020

S02E133 - SEX CHANGE [2020-03-04 - S02E133 - SEX CHANGE]

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