Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E135 - LEDERRAPPIN [2020-03-10 - S02E135 - LEDERRAPPIN]

00:00:02.000 You can drink my liquor, you can call my lady, you can smoke my blunt. 0.86

00:00:08.000 Scuff these porns, you can say You can drink my liquor You can drink my liquor, you can call my Don't touch my truck Don't touch my V8 engine with the windows in it Boy,

00:00:33.000 we came from the bottom, got it out the mud Whole block jumping cause the sub stay hidden If they roll up on me, no kid wants me I'll be rocking through Don't touch my truck That was Joel Patrick, 0.94

00:00:54.000 yes, I was just about to say that remember him that's hilarious He fucking loves his truck Yes, he does I got in his truck once and he had that thing that guys with really expensive trucks have where you sit in it and they're sort of like well you're like yeah this is a nice big truck they show you the console and everything and then they rev it a bit yes it's a large truck a lot of horsepower I'm proud

00:01:25.000 Congrats. 0.79

00:01:26.000 I'm not disparaging Joel Patrick.

00:01:28.000 Great guy. 0.99

00:01:29.000 But like all people with big trucks, they think the rest of us give a shit. 1.00

00:01:34.000 Loves trucks, hates trees. 0.98

00:01:38.000 Does he have to be approved for you to check out his Insti?

00:01:41.000 He does music.

00:01:41.000 Yeah.

00:01:42.000 He does do music.

00:01:43.000 Really?

00:01:44.000 Yeah.

00:01:45.000 That wasn't Joel Patrick, by the way.

00:01:48.000 Joel Patrick is the black Republican proud boy arborist who makes great money.

00:01:54.000 And I've had him on my old show.

00:01:56.000 Oh, he's got jams.

00:01:59.000 I did not know this.

00:02:00.000 That rapper you just heard was Brayland.

00:02:02.000 Brayland was around last year.

00:02:04.000 He just released a video for his hit song, My Truck.

00:02:07.000 He was known as a, what is it, trap country?

00:02:10.000 Country trap?

00:02:11.000 Where they mix trap music and country music.

00:02:14.000 Started by that dude who did, what's that song?

00:02:16.000 Old Town Road?

00:02:17.000 Nas X. Nas X. Old Town Road.

00:02:20.000 I think liberals like it because they think it makes rednecks mad. 0.99

00:02:25.000 And I think rednecks like it because they, oh, smoke show. 1.00

00:02:32.000 Did you notice the girl in the tank top?

00:02:34.000 No.

00:02:35.000 No, exactly.

00:02:36.000 Isn't that interesting?

00:02:38.000 I wasn't looking.

00:02:39.000 Don't hang out with hot chicks, ladies. 1.00

00:02:42.000 You become invisible.

00:02:43.000 Oh.

00:02:45.000 I like how she looks kind of old and haggard even though she's young.

00:02:47.000 Anyway. 0.84

00:02:53.000 I think rednecks like it because they go, yeah, we don't have a problem with blacks. 1.00

00:02:56.000 We don't like rap because it sucks. 1.00

00:02:57.000 Right. 0.99

00:02:58.000 You make it country.

00:02:59.000 So when they see a black dude on an 18-wheeler, they go, see, we're cool with them.

00:02:59.000 We love it.

00:03:05.000 So both sides likes it as a fuck you to the other side. 0.99

00:03:07.000 I've always said they have a lot in common, you know, with the context. 0.99

00:03:11.000 Besides the family stuff that country talks about, it's always drinking.

00:03:15.000 It's always women. 1.00

00:03:16.000 And trucks, cars, and stuff.

00:03:19.000 Yeah.

00:03:19.000 The country has a story.

00:03:20.000 Right.

00:03:21.000 And...

00:03:22.000 Trap is just, I'm awesome.

00:03:23.000 Well, trap kind of things, but Slick Rick and Nas, like before...

00:03:26.000 Today at the gym, they were playing, Larry was playing all his music.

00:03:29.000 And he loves, he's like a heavy D guy.

00:03:34.000 So he likes rap from back in the early 90s.

00:03:37.000 Yeah.

00:03:37.000 And it's, it's like, I liked rap in the early 90s, but I liked NWA and Paris and Public Enemy.

00:03:44.000 But he's into that, like, you're my goddess, you're a Nubian princess, you're so fine, we love you, I wanna dance with you, boom, boom, boom, da, like all this positive shit. 0.73

00:03:53.000 The LL Cool J of yesteryear, Around the Way Girl. 0.97

00:03:56.000 Yeah.

00:03:57.000 LL Cool J, believe it or not, was kind of edgy back in the day.

00:04:01.000 I can't live without my radio!

00:04:03.000 But the rest of it was like, hey man, let's meet some girls and go wanna dance, dude, yeah.

00:04:10.000 What's it gonna be?

00:04:11.000 Me on the TV.

00:04:12.000 Let me take time to set your mind in your body.

00:04:13.000 Heavy D. And the boys.

00:04:17.000 Larry, Larry Barnes sat with him in fourth grade.

00:04:21.000 What?

00:04:22.000 What did he tell me today?

00:04:23.000 Oh yeah, he goes, yo, what are those pills you selling on that site?

00:04:28.000 And I go, you mean blue chew?

00:04:29.000 And he goes, yeah, you got a reptile dysfunction?

00:04:31.000 Yeah.

00:04:33.000 I do.

00:04:36.000 Every time I go near any kind of lizard, I just sort of go...

00:04:39.000 I don't have a reptile.

00:04:43.000 Reptile dysfunction.

00:04:44.000 I have the reptile.

00:04:45.000 There's only one.

00:04:46.000 And it is, you break into seizures and you contort when you're around reptiles.

00:04:50.000 That is so golden.

00:04:52.000 So yeah, Brayland, Atlanta rapper, just came out of hiding.

00:04:57.000 We only knew him as a Spotify guy.

00:05:00.000 But there he is.

00:05:02.000 For all the world to see.

00:05:03.000 You want to hear Joel Patrick's?

00:05:04.000 Yeah, I want to hear Joel Patrick's.

00:05:06.000 Are you pluralizing him like you pluralize Limes?

00:05:10.000 Like Liam Neeson's?

00:05:14.000 It's the same song.

00:05:15.000 It's the same song. 1.00

00:05:16.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:05:17.000 And as good as you. 1.00

00:05:18.000 Now won't you do me a favor?

00:05:21.000 And roll some coal on the haters.

00:05:24.000 This is America where dreams come true.

00:05:29.000 Where the sun turns bright on the red, white, and blue.

00:05:32.000 That's pretty cool.

00:05:33.000 Why did you stop it?

00:05:35.000 Oh.

00:05:35.000 I was mega jamming.

00:05:36.000 Mega jamming.

00:05:37.000 Mega jamming.

00:05:38.000 Mega trap.

00:05:39.000 Just move your feet to this country tune.

00:05:43.000 And if I can be me, you need me.

00:05:45.000 You ever see him line dance?

00:05:45.000 Trap country.

00:05:47.000 It's pretty good.

00:05:47.000 Well, this reminds me of Bryson Gray, who I was going to bring up, the MAGA rapper.

00:05:52.000 Bryson Gray.

00:05:54.000 That's right.

00:05:55.000 His first big hit was about going back to your home country if you don't like it here.

00:06:01.000 Not what?

00:06:03.000 You don't have Spotify, dude?

00:06:05.000 Oh, no, no, no.

00:06:05.000 So you can't play the song?

00:06:08.000 That's peasant noob. 0.98

00:06:09.000 Bryson Gray?

00:06:10.000 Wait.

00:06:11.000 No, I sent you a link.

00:06:13.000 You can't open it?

00:06:13.000 No, no, no.

00:06:14.000 You don't have...

00:06:14.000 What do you mean?

00:06:14.000 No, no, no.

00:06:15.000 No, no, no.

00:06:15.000 What does that mean?

00:06:16.000 I don't have that.

00:06:17.000 Why not?

00:06:18.000 I don't like Spotify.

00:06:20.000 Well, it's your job to have Spotify, Washington Post, New York Times.

00:06:24.000 Okay.

00:06:26.000 the things you need to have in a no no you gotta know that why you have to know that you should have spotify telegram parlor washington post new york times why do i gotta tell you that and i love how you're toot you always have this toot you're like nah nah nah nah nah nah i don't need it nah i don't I don't want that. 0.98

00:06:45.000 I don't give a fuck what you want. 0.92

00:06:47.000 You have to have Spotify. 0.99

00:06:48.000 I got Google Play Music. 0.99

00:06:51.000 Ryan, stop having an excuse every time someone brings up a fuck-up of yours. 0.87

00:07:00.000 Is this Bryce and Gray? 0.99

00:07:02.000 Yep, you can leave.

00:07:03.000 And this is you can leave?

00:07:04.000 You don't like this country?

00:07:05.000 You can leave.

00:07:07.000 You don't like this country, you can leave. 1.00

00:07:08.000 Shut up. 1.00

00:07:09.000 That's a keep the BC button. 1.00

00:07:10.000 I'm about to put up.

00:07:12.000 Black, white, and brown.

00:07:13.000 I'ma still call you my brother.

00:07:14.000 And if you a woman, you a daughter, you a mother.

00:07:17.000 I support the real long care about your color.

00:07:19.000 Say the truth, lie tryna take our freedom from us.

00:07:22.000 We got our back daddy.

00:07:23.000 Tell Miss Clinton, this is not no business.

00:07:26.000 Remember that name.

00:07:27.000 Remember that name. 0.60

00:07:37.000 I'd love to play this at some sort of club with all black people and liberals and have them be dancing. 1.00

00:07:42.000 Go, wait a minute, what the fuck was that? 1.00

00:07:47.000 Yeah, go to 1-3. 0.99

00:07:48.000 So he used to be a Bernie bro, I believe.

00:07:50.000 I'm not nuts about the amount of hair that I am sweeping off my desk.

00:07:56.000 Just kind of hoping the Rogane was handling that.

00:08:00.000 You have to break some eggs to make it a lemon.

00:08:03.000 Rapper Bryson Gray explains why he switched from being an Obama and Bernie supporter to being all in for Trump 2020.

00:08:10.000 You know, I know a guy who goes to anger management classes, and that has nothing to do with anger management.

00:08:17.000 It's all about white privilege, and it's blacks and Hispanics in the class. 0.99

00:08:22.000 And they usually just, the main guy shits on white people all day and says other races can't be racist, but everything in your life that sucks is white supremacy. 1.00

00:08:31.000 And guess what everyone in the class is doing? 1.00

00:08:33.000 All the blacks and Hispanics. 0.98

00:08:34.000 What? 0.98

00:08:36.000 No, I don't think that's true.

00:08:40.000 So he's sitting there trying to brainwash these ex-cons and they're all like, no. 1.00

00:08:44.000 No, fuck you. 1.00

00:08:45.000 I mean, the reason that you're in trouble in the first place, and I'm not saying this is a bad thing, is because you question authority and you don't take them seriously. 1.00

00:08:51.000 So the idea that you're going to go to jail or commit a crime and then go to this class and be like, yes, sir, what else should I do? 1.00

00:08:58.000 It's just fucking stupid. 1.00

00:09:00.000 Didn't somebody write you from prison and say it's mostly conservative? 1.00

00:09:03.000 Like they all like Trump?

00:09:06.000 No.

00:09:06.000 Was that a proud point?

00:09:07.000 One of the letters that you got, yeah, said that, yeah, everybody's like pro-Trump here.

00:09:11.000 Huh.

00:09:11.000 I don't remember that.

00:09:12.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:09:14.000 When then this Maddie Odell, who we had on the show, the ex-Hel's angel, who had to take a class called Peace Through Relationships.

00:09:21.000 He's going to give me the binder.

00:09:23.000 It's this big.

00:09:25.000 And it's things like, draw your son.

00:09:28.000 Draw what makes you feel good.

00:09:30.000 I like my son.

00:09:31.000 Draw him.

00:09:31.000 I can't draw.

00:09:32.000 Draw a stick man.

00:09:34.000 Which to me is exactly the same as put on a little funny outfit.

00:09:38.000 Yeah, there's some costumes there in the trunk.

00:09:40.000 We call it the tickle trunk.

00:09:41.000 Put on one of those costumes.

00:09:42.000 Put on the teddy bear costume.

00:09:44.000 Dance around for me for a little bit. 0.99

00:09:45.000 The poor bastard has to be like, Is that about rehabilitation? 0.97

00:09:53.000 Or is it about giving someone a job and saying, all right, we need more women, we need more people in this program like what's her name? 1.00

00:10:01.000 De Blasio's wife, Cheryl Hines.

00:10:03.000 McRae.

00:10:03.000 Shirley McCrae.

00:10:04.000 Shirley McRae.

00:10:05.000 Her Thrive campaign, which I think they spent a billion on.

00:10:09.000 And they got to come up with jobs.

00:10:11.000 All right.

00:10:12.000 Well, can you boss Gavin and Ryan around all day and make them draw pictures? 1.00

00:10:16.000 No, they'll tell me to fuck off. 1.00

00:10:17.000 Oh. 1.00

00:10:19.000 Who do we have that can't tell you to fuck off? 1.00

00:10:21.000 Oh, oh, what about people on probation that will go to jail if they tell me to fuck off? 1.00

00:10:26.000 Can we treat them like garbage? 1.00

00:10:28.000 Yeah, yeah, they're human garbage. 1.00

00:10:30.000 Let's get them in a room and then you can just preach to them all the bullshit you learned in your dumb class. 1.00

00:10:36.000 And by the way, the reason we need you for this Thrive campaign and you're not out there in the workforce is because you're incompetent and you have a degree in bullshit. 1.00

00:10:43.000 So you can't go up to someone in, like, can't go to Wall Street with a bullshit degree. 1.00

00:10:48.000 You can't start a business with a bullshit degree. 1.00

00:10:50.000 All you can do is preach utter shit to people and make them do tricks for you and dress up in little bear costumes. 1.00

00:10:56.000 Okay. 1.00

00:10:58.000 So you can work for us.

00:11:00.000 You can be in the Thrive program.

00:11:01.000 You can be in prisoner rehabilitation.

00:11:03.000 You can teach anger management.

00:11:04.000 And what do they do? 1.00

00:11:05.000 They sit there and just talk shit all day. 1.00

00:11:07.000 And the best part about it is everyone in those classes fucking hates them. 1.00

00:11:11.000 And they sit there drawing their little, their son and their motorcycle going, you fucking actually getting madder in their anger management class. 0.99

00:11:21.000 And I love that my other buddy was telling me that they all just sit there and go, nah. 0.98

00:11:26.000 And he goes, well, one of the problems with white supremacy, of course, is it led to Trump.

00:11:30.000 And we're in the Trump era where I assume you guys hate him as much as me.

00:11:35.000 And they're like, no, man. 0.86

00:11:37.000 I think what he's doing is kind of dope.

00:11:42.000 It's kind of ill. 0.95

00:11:44.000 It's sick.

00:11:45.000 Just woke.

00:11:46.000 It's mad woke. 1.00

00:11:48.000 No, he kicking ass. 0.99

00:11:51.000 Oops, thanks for showing us your computer. 0.98

00:11:52.000 So did you show why he left?

00:11:54.000 I haven't read that article.

00:11:54.000 Why did he leave?

00:11:55.000 I just sent it to you.

00:11:57.000 So we got Bryson Gray, Joel Patrick.

00:12:00.000 Stop zooming in so much. 0.99

00:12:01.000 I'm fucking pictures. 0.99

00:12:03.000 That's default. 0.99

00:12:04.000 And can't you change the default?

00:12:07.000 No.

00:12:08.000 Bryson Gray, Brayland, and Joel Patrick.

00:12:11.000 Country Trap MAGA dudes.

00:12:13.000 Actually, I don't know if Brayland is MAGA.

00:12:16.000 He's definitely Pro Track. 0.99

00:12:17.000 Let me see that motherfucking article, please. 0.99

00:12:18.000 Excuse my language. 0.99

00:12:22.000 Okay.

00:12:23.000 This has got to be written by a woman because there's a long, long intro before we get to the meet. 0.99

00:12:28.000 We don't need to see the long intro.

00:12:30.000 We want to get to the meet.

00:12:34.000 Spoke with Gray, blah, blah, blah.

00:12:35.000 Keep going.

00:12:36.000 I think I saw him at C-PAC, by the way.

00:12:38.000 I did see a black guy with that giant hat. 0.82

00:12:40.000 Oh, yeah. 0.82

00:12:41.000 Can't be a different guy.

00:12:43.000 Okay, keep going.

00:12:49.000 Someone grabbed my hat off my head.

00:12:51.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:12:54.000 Can we get to the juice, please?

00:12:59.000 Still going.

00:13:01.000 I guarantee this is written by a chick. 0.84

00:13:03.000 Keep going.

00:13:04.000 Yep, she's got all her social media listed.

00:13:06.000 That's the first article.

00:13:11.000 I'm going to get to this Amanda Carpenter article later.

00:13:14.000 And again, just drivel, yammering on.

00:13:18.000 They have a hypothesis, like in the headline, they tease you and they go, we found out why Michelle Malkin has drifted to the alt-right. 1.00

00:13:25.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:13:26.000 Was she hit by a car? 1.00

00:13:27.000 And then you read the article.

00:13:29.000 No, nothing.

00:13:30.000 Some sort of very tenuous threads.

00:13:33.000 Nothing else.

00:13:34.000 You go, like they, I think it's because they grew up reading celebrity magazines, but they're all about a zinger headline with zero substance and just nattering.

00:13:44.000 Another thing women do, I'm noticing, is they have to include all their research. 1.00

00:13:49.000 So if they find out that Michelle, you know, started hot air and Twitchy. 1.00

00:13:54.000 No, what was that other thing she started?

00:13:56.000 I think it was Twitchy.

00:13:57.000 Yeah.

00:14:00.000 Then, wait, was it Twitchy?

00:14:02.000 Twitchy's the thing where you watch people play video games.

00:14:05.000 No, that's Twitch.

00:14:06.000 So Twitchy was what Michelle started.

00:14:06.000 Oh, okay.

00:14:08.000 It's similar, but it's political.

00:14:10.000 Anyway, that's not really pertinent to what Michelle Malkin's doing right now, but you can just, I'm reading the article and Amanda just has to cram it in because they just can't waste. 0.99

00:14:21.000 They have to show how much work they did. 0.99

00:14:23.000 If you're a real writer, as Charles Murray said, you have to kill your darlings. 0.65

00:14:30.000 If this isn't crucial to the story, here's how to write an article, ladies. 1.00

00:14:34.000 If this sentence, this point, this paragraph can possibly go, kill it.

00:14:40.000 If killing it ruins your point and hurts the story, don't kill it.

00:14:45.000 I'm a big fan of talking about Michelle's entrepreneurial background.

00:14:49.000 It's not relevant to your article about her now.

00:14:52.000 We have some updates, by the way, from yesterday.

00:14:55.000 I was you can do it.

00:15:03.000 I know I can do it.

00:15:04.000 I'm going to do it right now.

00:15:05.000 I was remember Fons trying to do this?

00:15:13.000 Yes.

00:15:13.000 I was willing.

00:15:16.000 You can see my...

00:15:20.000 It's kind of stuck in my throat there.

00:15:24.000 Stuck in my throat.

00:15:25.000 Ralph, look.

00:15:26.000 I was willing.

00:15:32.000 Yeah.

00:15:32.000 What is the Beatles?

00:15:33.000 I love seeing Jews imitate stupid Italians. 1.00

00:15:36.000 Yeah, like... 1.00

00:15:37.000 Like the Fonz, like Bowser, like Joey Ramone, like...

00:15:42.000 Andrew Dice Clay.

00:15:44.000 Oh. 1.00

00:15:44.000 Oh, I'm an Italian when they're so stupid. 1.00

00:15:48.000 Yay. 1.00

00:15:49.000 Did you get bullied in high school by Italians in Brooklyn?

00:15:52.000 Okay, so I was wrong.

00:15:54.000 And when I told you that the Techno Viking married the guy, that was from WW News, Waterford Whispers News, which is essentially the onion of UK.

00:16:04.000 Yes.

00:16:05.000 Thank you for Brian Spencer for telling us that.

00:16:07.000 Thank you, viewers, for keeping us honest, keeping it real.

00:16:12.000 The guy who made these bad boys, well, not the stickers, but the image.

00:16:16.000 Oh, really?

00:16:17.000 Yep.

00:16:18.000 He's a good egg. 0.53

00:16:19.000 The image everyone thinks is a pedophile image.

00:16:21.000 I said it looks like a Nambla sticker.

00:16:23.000 And nobody else has made that. 0.77

00:16:24.000 Speaking of pedophile, you want to get mad?

00:16:29.000 Sometimes I'll have a coffee or a Red Bull before I box. 0.68

00:16:33.000 Or just as effective is to read an article like this, shall we?

00:16:38.000 A German film about a man and his robot daughter's sexual relationship triggers walkouts and outrage.

00:16:44.000 Thank God, at least it's triggering walkouts and outrage.

00:16:48.000 That girl you see right there is a 10-year-old actress wearing a silicon mask. 0.96

00:16:53.000 A man lost his daughter in the story, and he gets a robot to replace her, just like that really sick Korean thing we saw that wasn't a joke. 1.00

00:17:02.000 It wasn't an onion, where a woman who lost her daughter was given an AI experience with virtual reality goggles, and she could touch her child again, even with sensor pads on her hands.

00:17:13.000 So when she touched the girl's shoulders, she felt it in her hands, and her daughter spoke to her, and she bawled her eyes out.

00:17:18.000 Darkest thing we've ever had on the show.

00:17:20.000 Darkest thing we've ever had on Censor.tv, including Milo's disgusting video where a thousand pigs were slaughtered, which seems to piss people off.

00:17:30.000 Are you pulling that up?

00:17:33.000 I got something else that was AI Dead Daughter.

00:17:35.000 There's a couple of them.

00:17:36.000 Yeah, so you don't have it.

00:17:38.000 I thought that was the darkest thing in the world.

00:17:40.000 No.

00:17:40.000 No, we can get apparently this Austrian woman.

00:17:45.000 What's her name who did this? 0.90

00:17:49.000 This is the robot.

00:17:50.000 The AI Dead Daughter.

00:17:52.000 Oh, yeah.

00:17:53.000 Jesus Lord.

00:17:55.000 Nothing is darker.

00:17:56.000 Nothing is darker.

00:17:58.000 Yes, something is darker.

00:18:00.000 Sarah Wallner is her name.

00:18:01.000 This is 1-8.

00:18:02.000 No kids of her own, right?

00:18:04.000 Doesn't understand children.

00:18:06.000 By the way, let me go off at a tangent before we discuss Sarah Wallner.

00:18:11.000 A single woman probably shouldn't be president, right? 1.00

00:18:15.000 I think we all agree that she doesn't convey the values of the country.

00:18:18.000 It's not something we're ready for.

00:18:19.000 It's probably not something we should ever be ready for.

00:18:21.000 That's just not a good message to send to our citizens.

00:18:25.000 She can't relate.

00:18:26.000 She's too unusual. 1.00

00:18:28.000 It's like a drug addict or it's someone who fucked up really bad. 1.00

00:18:31.000 It's like a drunk driver. 0.95

00:18:32.000 Now, there's single moms who, you know, had a dead husband or whatever. 1.00

00:18:37.000 Remarry. 0.91

00:18:38.000 Get dating.

00:18:39.000 So even the best case scenario with a single mom is a bad scenario. 1.00

00:18:42.000 All right.

00:18:43.000 So I think we all, I think that's a pretty moderate thing to say.

00:18:48.000 What about the principal of a school?

00:18:53.000 Isn't that the same scenario?

00:18:55.000 Aren't they even more closely related to children?

00:18:59.000 Right?

00:19:00.000 Now I want to take that a step further.

00:19:02.000 We're on a thing called the slippery slope.

00:19:05.000 What about a teacher?

00:19:07.000 Should a teacher be a single mom? 1.00

00:19:10.000 Because in my kids' schools, most of the principals and teachers are, or I shouldn't say most, plenty of principals and teachers seem to be single moms.

00:19:19.000 And it's something people just glaze over.

00:19:21.000 I would like to pump the brakes a little bit and say, can we look into this?

00:19:24.000 Isn't this not a good thing?

00:19:28.000 It's just this strange double standard, which will be the subtext of this show.

00:19:33.000 Here's another example, by the way, of how we just let certain things go if they aren't on the evil list.

00:19:42.000 I lost all my creative community friends when I came out as a Trump supporter, right?

00:19:46.000 All my in-crowd comedian actor friends, UCB crowd.

00:19:51.000 And I was thinking about that the other day and how gay it is. 1.00

00:19:54.000 Not that I give a shit. 0.99

00:19:56.000 I don't really have time for friends with three kids. 0.99

00:19:58.000 But I was going, wait a minute.

00:20:01.000 And I think I've mentioned parts of this on the show before, but I want to amalgamate them all.

00:20:05.000 I can think of people who murdered people that were not exed in our little friend group.

00:20:10.000 And I got three examples.

00:20:12.000 One, I've mentioned this before, Jennifer Chiba.

00:20:14.000 I'm convinced she murdered Elliot Smith. 0.76

00:20:17.000 Stabbed himself in the chest.

00:20:19.000 No hesitation wounds.

00:20:21.000 They tend to have those.

00:20:23.000 Other strange things like his name allegedly spelled wrong on the note.

00:20:27.000 Her going to get all his stuff before the family got to see it. 0.96

00:20:31.000 Weird shit goes on with that. 0.88

00:20:33.000 There's some French woman who's obsessed with the case and is trying to get Jennifer Chiba, like a cold case type of vibe. 1.00

00:20:40.000 I remember hanging out with Jennifer Chiba afterwards.

00:20:43.000 She was David Cross's ex-girlfriend, and we'd be at parties and there was Jennifer.

00:20:47.000 And I'd go, I don't feel very comfortable with her here.

00:20:51.000 Didn't she murder someone? 0.95

00:20:52.000 Like, ah, no, I don't think that's true.

00:20:53.000 Man.

00:20:54.000 And I told Andy Capper, the editor of Vice UK at the time, he goes, I told him the whole story. 0.96

00:20:58.000 He's like, I'm fucking scared. 0.64

00:21:00.000 I don't want to be here, mate. 0.99

00:21:02.000 This is fucking disturbing. 0.97

00:21:03.000 Everyone's hugging her. 0.99

00:21:05.000 One.

00:21:06.000 Two.

00:21:07.000 I remember a couple in the early aughts we used to hang out with, and their daughter died.

00:21:12.000 They had a newborn.

00:21:13.000 It was a Mexican dude and a Russian chick, and they were hipsters.

00:21:17.000 And we noticed that we were all doing a lot of cocaine back then.

00:21:21.000 So were they.

00:21:22.000 Then we discovered they were breastfeeding. 1.00

00:21:25.000 It's looking a lot like she gave her baby cocaine through her tits and killed her baby. 1.00

00:21:33.000 No one questioned it. 1.00

00:21:34.000 No one said, should we be hanging out with them? 1.00

00:21:36.000 They're baby murderers. 1.00

00:21:37.000 They OD'd their baby. 1.00

00:21:39.000 It never came up.

00:21:41.000 It was just like, whatever, it's none of my business.

00:21:43.000 Two.

00:21:44.000 Number three, Mitch Hedberg's girlfriend.

00:21:48.000 He was getting off heroin.

00:21:49.000 It was looking good for him. 0.94

00:21:50.000 And my understanding is that she sucked him back down as junkies tend to do. 1.00

00:21:54.000 They don't like doing it alone.

00:21:56.000 So when their friend gets clean, they're sort of like lobsters in the bucket.

00:21:59.000 When one lobster starts to get up too high, the other lobsters will grab him and pull them back down.

00:22:04.000 I believe Mitch Hedberg's girlfriend did that.

00:22:06.000 And I've heard the story a few times, right? 0.99

00:22:10.000 She's around hanging out, fucking rapping on Twitter, making jokes. 0.99

00:22:18.000 She arguably murdered Mitch Hedberg. 1.00

00:22:23.000 No problem. 0.91

00:22:23.000 So the point of this tangent is that it's worse to support Trump than to be a murderer. 0.91

00:22:29.000 That is the priorities of the fucking backwards left, the hipster community, the creative community. 1.00

00:22:37.000 Anyway, sorry. 0.98

00:22:38.000 Long tangent to get back to this, Sarah Wallner being tolerated. 0.80

00:22:42.000 So in this movie, they say, well, there's no overt sex.

00:22:47.000 Yeah, there's a scene in it where...

00:22:55.000 Wait, are you halfway through the trailer?

00:22:57.000 Go back to the beginning.

00:22:59.000 There's a scene in it.

00:23:00.000 I assume it won't be in this trailer. 0.99

00:23:02.000 Ah, fuck. 1.00

00:23:02.000 Stop showing us your logos. 1.00

00:23:04.000 I scrolled through all this crap. 0.99

00:23:05.000 I hate this! 1.00

00:23:07.000 When can this stop?

00:23:09.000 No one cares who the production company was. 0.99

00:23:12.000 Why does that always start every fucking movie and trailer? 1.00

00:23:16.000 Anyway, there's a scene in it where he's cleaning out that mouth and vagina. 1.00

00:23:24.000 Why would you be cleaning out a vagina in the mouth on a robot? 1.00

00:23:28.000 You clearly were fucking it. 1.00

00:23:31.000 Turn it up. 1.00

00:23:32.000 It just took its clothes off.

00:23:34.000 I think we're seeing the original daughter die.

00:23:42.000 The actual actress is 10. 0.92

00:23:48.000 So, Sarah Wallner made a movie that won a bunch of awards and is now in theaters in Europe about a man who fucks his 10-year-old daughter. 0.75

00:23:57.000 Well, a robot, Kevin.

00:23:59.000 It's a robot.

00:23:59.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:24:01.000 I'm sorry. 0.97

00:24:01.000 He's not actually fucking a 10-year-old. 0.97

00:24:03.000 This is great. 1.00

00:24:05.000 You can fuck a 10-year-old and it's legal. 1.00

00:24:07.000 Isn't that wonderful? 1.00

00:24:08.000 Let's make a movie about it.

00:24:10.000 And I looked her up, and she used to be the director of a show called Tom Turbo.

00:24:18.000 Pull that up.

00:24:21.000 So she used to make kids' movies. 0.92

00:24:24.000 Or is it Turbo Tom?

00:24:25.000 Check out her IMDB.

00:24:27.000 There we go.

00:24:27.000 Tom Turbo.

00:24:29.000 I assume it's an Austrian kids show. 1.00

00:24:31.000 And I guess while she was working on that, she saw those kids and she thought, wouldn't it be cool to fuck one of them? 1.00

00:24:37.000 That'd be funny. 1.00

00:24:38.000 Only, how do we do that legally?

00:24:39.000 You can't make kitty point, can you?

00:24:41.000 Oh, I'll make it a robot.

00:24:42.000 That sounds fun.

00:24:43.000 I can take one of these kids that I help amuse with Vicky the Viking.

00:24:48.000 Oh, my lord.

00:24:50.000 That's a scene from Tom Turbo.

00:24:51.000 There's a fun scene from Tom Turbo.

00:24:53.000 Here's another one.

00:24:54.000 Oh, great.

00:24:55.000 This is just on the IMDb.

00:24:57.000 This isn't under a conspiracy.

00:24:59.000 Yeah, this isn't someone coming up with a story.

00:25:02.000 This is the truth.

00:25:05.000 We are living in dark times. 0.98

00:25:07.000 And again, to have possibly been racist is much, much worse than to kill people or be a pedophile. 0.63

00:25:16.000 Which brings us to this new, this, this Amanda Carpenter thing.

00:25:24.000 Now, I'm one of these people, like the big criticism of Turning Point is that they say America is an idea and it's not about the people in the country.

00:25:32.000 And I'm guilty of that.

00:25:33.000 I'm guilty of marrying an American Indian, having American Indian kids, but they support America.

00:25:39.000 They're happy to be here.

00:25:40.000 They're patriotic.

00:25:41.000 They are Christians.

00:25:43.000 But Buchanan in Death of the West doesn't even ask that they be Christians.

00:25:48.000 He just says that they revere Christianity.

00:25:50.000 And many jihadists and Ilhan Omar types clearly do not.

00:25:54.000 And my contention is we keep going like that.

00:25:57.000 It doesn't really matter what the race is.

00:25:59.000 The Groipers, the far-right, Malkin say, no, it does matter what the race is.

00:26:04.000 Look at California and other countries where open borders have turned those states blue.

00:26:09.000 Look at the way de Blasio is giving legal aliens driver's licenses so they'll vote and make all of New York State bluer than it already is. 1.00

00:26:20.000 Look at the way they manipulate the votes with demographics.

00:26:23.000 And I go, interesting point.

00:26:25.000 But in that situation, these are not assimilating immigrants.

00:26:30.000 And in my scenario, they totally and utterly assimilate. 0.82

00:26:35.000 But that being said, I don't think it's that crazy, and I'm far from this myself, but to be concerned about a white majority. 0.85

00:26:44.000 Now, I always laughed when they said, oh, these Nazis are so scared of being a minority.

00:26:48.000 They're scared they're going to get treated the way that we treat minorities ourselves. 1.00

00:26:54.000 And I go, that's fucking ridiculous. 0.99

00:26:55.000 I've never heard anyone say I'm scared of being a white minority. 1.00

00:26:58.000 Although I have heard people say the death of a white majority isn't a good thing.

00:27:03.000 I know that sounds like it's the same.

00:27:04.000 I don't think it is.

00:27:08.000 But what's the matter with saying that?

00:27:11.000 And that's what the Groupers are saying.

00:27:13.000 That's what Michelle Malkin is saying, is that whites should remain a majority. 0.91

00:27:16.000 That is racist.

00:27:17.000 You're a white nationalist in America today if you see a problem with whites not being a majority in this country.

00:27:26.000 Now, the left has said everyone's paranoid about that.

00:27:30.000 They're so petrified.

00:27:31.000 I've never heard anyone say they're petrified, but I have heard people say it's a concern.

00:27:35.000 I'm not yet one of those people, but I am drifting that way, it seems. 0.99

00:27:41.000 But I always like to do the Japan test with this kind of shit. 0.99

00:27:45.000 What if Japan was being overrun with whites and the Japanese were losing their culture and Japan was becoming a minority? 1.00

00:27:55.000 And they weren't paranoid about that.

00:27:56.000 They weren't freaking out.

00:27:57.000 They just expressed some concern and said they don't wholly approve, especially when these whites aren't learning Japanese.

00:28:05.000 Can you even conceive of someone like Amanda Carpenter or any of these lefties, any of these graper haters, can you even conceive of them criticizing Japan for this? 0.83

00:28:16.000 Right now, blacks in Crown Heights are screaming at Jews on the train, attacking Jews for gentrifying their community. 0.79

00:28:23.000 No complaints from the left. 0.98

00:28:25.000 Oh, well, they have a point.

00:28:28.000 When a Chinatown gets gentrified, like in Montreal, it was shrunk by Mayor Jean Drapeau.

00:28:34.000 He shrunk Chinatown to nothing because he wanted to build this DeCary Highway. 0.99

00:28:40.000 No one gave a sh.

00:28:41.000 I mean, sorry, the Chinese complained about that, and no one vilified them. 0.99

00:28:46.000 No one said, how dare the Chinese bitch about Chinatown shrinking. 1.00

00:28:50.000 So why is there this double standard? 0.99

00:28:52.000 Is it because whites have to be held to a higher accountability, a higher set of rules? 0.78

00:28:57.000 Aren't you then saying that whites are superior?

00:29:00.000 And doesn't that make the left the white supremacists in this scenario?

00:29:04.000 Is this not another example of the bigotry of low expectations?

00:29:11.000 If I can apply your criticisms of whites to another race and it sounds absurd, then you have a double standard. 0.51

00:29:19.000 And we see this at the anger management classes when they say no one can be racist towards whites because they hold the power or whatever.

00:29:27.000 Because they're magic.

00:29:30.000 Anyway, so Amanda Carpenter has become obsessed with canceling Michelle Malkin. 1.00

00:29:37.000 And she just did this article for the bulwark.

00:29:40.000 Never really heard of that before.

00:29:41.000 We know what a bulwark is, right?

00:29:43.000 That's the protective wall around a fortress.

00:29:46.000 It's the wall that's outside your castle.

00:29:49.000 It's funny because they seem to be pretty anti-Trump if they're allowing Amanda Carpenter to rant.

00:29:54.000 And this is 1.6, by the way.

00:29:58.000 Trump's all about the wall.

00:29:59.000 Your site is called the wall.

00:30:02.000 Wait a minute.

00:30:03.000 Nothing can stop what's coming and you're called the wall. 1.00

00:30:06.000 In other words, you're useless? 1.00

00:30:09.000 Okay. 1.00

00:30:10.000 That's like being called the gun and then guns don't work.

00:30:16.000 Michelle Malkin, Mother of the Groipers, how did the darling of Conservatism Inc. 1.00

00:30:20.000 get caught up with Nick Fuente's America First and the Groupers? 0.68

00:30:24.000 And it's funny because she cites a speech that Michelle did at AFPAC, wherein she explains all of this.

00:30:31.000 And how she was part of Con Inc. 0.93

00:30:33.000 and they fucked her over and they ignored immigration and she doesn't trust them anymore. 0.98

00:30:36.000 That's why she's supporting America First. 0.99

00:30:39.000 Wherein, I don't know if I mentioned this before, but Nick had a great point.

00:30:42.000 He said, you know, when you talk to people who's pro-immigration, they'll say, my grandmother was an immigrant.

00:30:47.000 My mother was an immigrant.

00:30:48.000 I was an immigrant.

00:30:49.000 Who are they putting first?

00:30:51.000 America or themselves?

00:30:54.000 Strong point.

00:30:55.000 Anyway, this article is telling because not only does it show you how bad women are at writing, but it shows you how bad the left is at finding these Nazis. 0.62

00:31:05.000 I thought this quote was very telling.

00:31:06.000 And she now seems to have turned her back on all that.

00:31:08.000 Yes, she's very clear about that.

00:31:11.000 In order to link arms with the most vocal elements of the white nationalist movement, remember, you're a white nationalist if you're uncomfortable with whites not being a majority.

00:31:22.000 Or let me go even farther.

00:31:24.000 You're a white nationalist, according to these people, if you have noticed or you have consider this remotely disturbing for the white population to be plummeting.

00:31:36.000 Now, if Japanese, black, Sikh, Hasidic populations see themselves going down and get nervous, that's no problem at all. 0.98

00:31:44.000 But if whites notice it, just notice it, they are white nationalists. 0.80

00:31:49.000 So this is the crazy part of this assumption. 0.98

00:31:52.000 So to not want to slowly be weeded out is to be a Nazi, a white nationalist. 0.77

00:32:01.000 So if you don't want your population gone, then you want all other populations destroyed.

00:32:05.000 So if you don't want your population destroyed, you want to destroy other populations.

00:32:10.000 Let me just reflect.

00:32:12.000 If you don't want your population destroyed, then you are someone who wants to destroy other populations. 0.55

00:32:20.000 That's what she's saying. 1.00

00:32:22.000 White nationalists, our people want blacks to go back to Africa, Jews to get out of here. 1.00

00:32:26.000 They want all minorities gone. 1.00

00:32:29.000 No.

00:32:30.000 They are just a group, and I'm not saying I'm one of them, who are concerned about a massive demographic change in America.

00:32:38.000 And we have noticed when there's a demographic change in America, people just vote for their group. 0.83

00:32:42.000 So, if whites, blacks, and Hispanics are all 33%, I promise you, whites will vote for the white guy, Hispanics will vote for the Hispanic guy, and blacks will vote for the black guy. 0.99

00:32:52.000 You don't believe me?

00:32:53.000 Ask most black people who voted for Obama what their favorite Obama policy was when they voted.

00:33:00.000 And they'll say, melanin.

00:33:03.000 Anyway, and then she corrects herself after saying white nationalist movement.

00:33:07.000 She goes, oh, I'm sorry.

00:33:08.000 They insist on being called America firsters.

00:33:12.000 And then she says, same difference.

00:33:14.000 It reminded me of another woman who was writing about Proud Boys once.

00:33:18.000 She said they're Western chauvinists.

00:33:19.000 Then she put in brackets, read white supremacist.

00:33:23.000 And I thought, how incredible it was that in her article, she said, read.

00:33:29.000 In other words, she was telling the reader how to interpret words, what to think.

00:33:36.000 And when you can tell the reader what to think, your hypothesis is going to be correct.

00:33:40.000 Read me being correct.

00:33:45.000 All right, so then they quote Michelle Malkin, and she says, oh, and it is unacceptably anti-Semitic to point out the rank hypocrisy of people who are fiercely protective of an ethnostate and an immigration enforcement system that works, she's talking about Israel, who turn around and call those of us who believe, whatever backgrounds are, whatever our backgrounds are.

00:34:09.000 Sorry, I'm not reading this very well.

00:34:10.000 So she's talking about Israel in the first thing.

00:34:12.000 And she says, people who support Israel and their immigration policies then turn around and call those of us who believe, whatever our backgrounds are, who only have one homeland that they've ever known to call us, what is it now?

00:34:25.000 White majoritarianism, I believe is the term. 0.87

00:34:29.000 And then she embraces that loaded term and says, that's me.

00:34:33.000 Thank you.

00:34:33.000 So Michelle Malkin is saying, yeah, I do think it would be good that we maintained our demographics what they are now.

00:34:40.000 By the way, our demographics, what they are now, are like 70% white, 14% black, 84%, and about 15, 18% Hispanic.

00:34:50.000 Hispanic is a funny thing because depending on how you want to win an argument, you call them white Hispanic or black Hispanic, and you can shift that last number around.

00:34:59.000 But that's the basic structure.

00:35:01.000 1% Muslim, 3% Jewish, 5% Asian.

00:35:06.000 We've probably gone over 100%, but you get the idea.

00:35:09.000 So wait a minute.

00:35:10.000 I just thought of something.

00:35:11.000 If you want to preserve those demographics, those are multiracial demographics.

00:35:16.000 And if you discount white Hispanics, you end up with like high 60s for whites. 0.65

00:35:23.000 So you're barely the majority.

00:35:26.000 So couldn't you argue it's your black supremacist or a Hispanic supremacist if you want to maintain the present demographics of the country? 0.56

00:35:33.000 Why do they focus on white? 0.93

00:35:35.000 And you know what's weird about white? 0.83

00:35:37.000 That counts Italian, English, German, Australian, French, Swedish. 1.00

00:35:48.000 They're garbage. 1.00

00:35:50.000 And Greeks, are you kidding me? 1.00

00:35:52.000 Those sodomites? 0.99

00:35:54.000 No, thanks. 0.77

00:35:55.000 It's all the same. 1.00

00:35:56.000 And Germans, they also play with feces then to shit play. 1.00

00:36:00.000 That kind of goes to the same. 1.00

00:36:01.000 We hate Germans. 1.00

00:36:03.000 Russians, flush the toilet. 1.00

00:36:05.000 There's a Russian in the bowl. 0.99

00:36:07.000 That goes along with the let's get a baguette and a croissant from London.

00:36:10.000 Wouldn't be funny if it was anti-communist propaganda shirts like from World War II and it said, flush the toilet.

00:36:15.000 There's a Russian in the bowl.

00:36:17.000 And then it had a toilet with like a picture of a Russian going, ah, you can make that at home, folks. 0.98

00:36:22.000 That'll be our next t-shirt line.

00:36:24.000 Now you know this is one of the oldest symbols.

00:36:30.000 I had a joke about that.

00:36:35.000 Any more time to refresh your memory?

00:36:38.000 Now you know this is one of the oldest symboss. 0.98

00:36:41.000 I love that guy in the green tie just going, what the fuck have I done? 0.95

00:36:46.000 Is this exploitation? 0.98

00:36:47.000 You know, Roger Stone spoke there too, right?

00:36:49.000 Really?

00:36:50.000 Yeah, he did a good speech there.

00:36:51.000 Now, if you wear a traditional black shirt on top of that, that's not exactly what...

00:37:04.000 Did you do his angry thing?

00:37:07.000 They're trying to murder him in that interrogation.

00:37:09.000 They go, look how mad he's getting.

00:37:11.000 That's terrible.

00:37:12.000 That'd be pretty mad, too. 0.99

00:37:13.000 Yeah, it's like, after a certain point, it gets fucking ridiculous. 0.96

00:37:15.000 Oh, Milo's got Roger Stone book coming out. 0.96

00:37:17.000 We should endorse that.

00:37:19.000 All the proceeds go to the Stone fund.

00:37:22.000 Anyway, Amanda Carpenter is proudly, the woman who wrote that article is proudly trying to shut down Michelle Malkin. 1.00

00:37:30.000 And she's calling her columnist all the papers that feature her column.

00:37:36.000 And by the way, in the article, she explains that she's having trouble finding them all. 0.99

00:37:40.000 What the fuck has that got to do with your hypothesis that she's a Nazi? 0.94

00:37:43.000 I couldn't locate the papers. 0.99

00:37:45.000 I can't do my job very well.

00:37:47.000 Anyway, Michelle reacts to her and she says, I look forward to your morally courageous call to continue lying, purging, and gatekeeping in the name of responsible conservative journalism.

00:37:58.000 LOL. 1.00

00:38:01.000 Fucking nuts. 1.00

00:38:04.000 And you know, everybody will. 1.00

00:38:07.000 What?

00:38:08.000 No, no, no.

00:38:10.000 We should get Carpe Donctum on the line.

00:38:12.000 But before we do, speaking of race, we should finish this discussion.

00:38:17.000 Have you seen this thing?

00:38:18.000 You're not supposed to say Wuhan disease?

00:38:21.000 This is 1-4.

00:38:24.000 Apparently it's racist to call it the Chinese, even though every disease you've ever had is linked to the place it came from.

00:38:32.000 Asian flu, Asian bird flu.

00:38:35.000 Wuhan virus is racist, says David Gura. 1.00

00:38:38.000 Who the fuck is that? 1.00

00:38:40.000 Click on him. 1.00

00:38:42.000 MSNBC, NBC News, by way of Bloomberg TV. 0.99

00:38:48.000 What a little pig. 1.00

00:38:49.000 He looks like a poorly drawn cartoon. 0.99

00:38:52.000 It's actually a well-drawn cartoon.

00:38:54.000 Yes, it is.

00:38:56.000 And Chris Hayes also said it is, quote-unquote, astoundingly Gross to call it the Wuhan virus.

00:39:04.000 Yeah, it's not gross enough.

00:39:06.000 It should be called the bat virus. 0.65

00:39:08.000 This came from eating bats.

00:39:10.000 We've seen this problem before.

00:39:12.000 Bat lascivious, laviscious, something like that. 1.00

00:39:18.000 It's this dormant, disgusting virus that can stay in your body for months at a time and then just come out of nowhere. 0.93

00:39:25.000 It totally debilitates the nerve endings and rots your brain till you die. 0.78

00:39:31.000 And it comes from the Chinese disgusting eating habits, where they have a moral, a saying, sorry, if it moves, it's food. 1.00

00:39:40.000 Is it histoplasmosis? 0.98

00:39:44.000 What?

00:39:44.000 Histoplasmosis?

00:39:45.000 No.

00:39:46.000 It's called bat something. 0.99

00:39:47.000 Bat livus. 0.91

00:39:49.000 Lysias?

00:39:53.000 And then, and then, yeah, go back to 1.5.

00:39:57.000 This goes back to the Amanda thing.

00:39:59.000 For some reason, the left is petrified of racial violence.

00:40:02.000 In fact, New York just started a team.

00:40:05.000 Remember that?

00:40:06.000 R-E-C-E, like racially motivated extremist terror or something like that? 0.99

00:40:14.000 Because there's this fear that there's going to be these roving gangs of white racists who are going to go killing people. 0.97

00:40:22.000 Like after the shootings in Ottawa, I was there at the time. 0.98

00:40:25.000 I was in Toronto. 0.95

00:40:26.000 And they killed two terrorists, Muslim terrorists, killed two people in one week. 0.76

00:40:30.000 One corporal, they ran over with a car, and the other was a guy guarding the War Memorial with an unarmed loaded gun. 0.98

00:40:38.000 He was shot and killed.

00:40:40.000 Nathan Cirillo, I think his name was.

00:40:43.000 And the police chief's first thing to do was to go to the mosques and assure them that they would be safe. 0.98

00:40:49.000 And I think that's why you have this bullshit, don't call it Wuhan virus, in case we start attacking Chinese people, because that's what we do. 0.97

00:40:57.000 Even though we don't have evidence of that. 0.99

00:40:58.000 It's not a thing.

00:41:00.000 Remember when the Koreans, after the shooting in the Virginia Tech shooting by a Korean, the Korean government was all worried about a massive backlash of racism where we're going to go beating up Koreans in the street because that's what they do. 1.00

00:41:15.000 They're projecting, right?

00:41:18.000 After American troops accidentally killed a kid in South Korea in a tank who jumped out in front of them and they couldn't see him, the Koreans were, even the yangyang dance guy was bitching about America and smashed burning American flags and they were threatening American expats who were there and they attacked Americans as a racist backlash. 0.98

00:41:37.000 So they just assume we're going to be just as shitty. 0.98

00:41:39.000 Meanwhile, we're the least shitty group on earth, Westerners. 0.99

00:41:44.000 So the reason they're petrified of Wuhan is they're scared we're just going to go around beating up Chinese people. 0.99

00:41:49.000 Meanwhile, that's not a thing.

00:41:51.000 And that's not a good way to avoid getting a disease.

00:41:53.000 You want anti-Semitic violence? 0.99

00:41:54.000 Check out blacks in Crown Heights. 0.99

00:41:56.000 Check out Blacks in Williamsburg. 0.76

00:41:58.000 Williamsburg. 0.88

00:41:59.000 Check out Muslims and Jews.

00:42:02.000 In Dearborn, Michigan.

00:42:04.000 Check out Muslims.

00:42:05.000 Check out Islamberg.

00:42:09.000 Check out Europe.

00:42:10.000 Check out Northern Paris.

00:42:11.000 Wear a yammick around Northern Paris if you're looking for anti-Semitism. 0.98

00:42:14.000 And if you're looking for racism, go to South Central LA and watch the way the Mexican gangs treat blacks. 0.99

00:42:20.000 But no, it's proud boys. 1.00

00:42:22.000 It's these roaming groups of white Nazis. 0.96

00:42:29.000 Anyway, that's a long way from rap, which introduced the show. 0.90

00:42:33.000 And I wanted to stick to rap this whole episode.

00:42:35.000 Can we talk to Carpe?

00:42:37.000 Carpe?

00:42:46.000 Carpe, how you doing?

00:42:48.000 Doing pretty good.

00:42:48.000 How are you, man?

00:42:49.000 Great.

00:42:50.000 Welcome to Rap Talk, where we discuss the hottest hip-hop beats.

00:42:54.000 Lots going on this year.

00:42:56.000 Lil Peep is big.

00:42:57.000 Lil Pump has got some hits out. 0.99

00:43:00.000 DJ Khaled is producing a lot of rap songs.

00:43:03.000 Another one.

00:43:04.000 Another one.

00:43:05.000 Another great one.

00:43:06.000 We the best.

00:43:07.000 W-E-T-H-E-B-E-S-T. 1.00

00:43:10.000 We the best.

00:43:14.000 This is correct.

00:43:15.000 How do you feel about Trap Country, which was started, I guess, with the old school road and now is evolving into Don't Touch My Truck?

00:43:25.000 Well, you know, it's sort of a weird development.

00:43:28.000 I mean, like, I always thought it was kind of a natural combination, you know, country and trap and like, and the beats in there.

00:43:35.000 I just, I think it really works, but I just, I don't think that they have the speed down yet.

00:43:42.000 They really need to get a little faster just on the, on the, on the lyrics, right?

00:43:47.000 I mean, like, you can't do the same old, like, slow draw that you do with country.

00:43:53.000 You really have to get into it.

00:43:55.000 And, you know, the chewing tobacco and things like that just doesn't really resonate with that market either as much.

00:44:04.000 Not yet.

00:44:05.000 Not yet.

00:44:06.000 I mean, it's something coming, though. 0.99

00:44:08.000 Do you feel like a lot of motherfuckers be fronting and scared to kick reality? 0.99

00:44:13.000 I think that's a definite possibility for sure. 0.99

00:44:16.000 Definite possibility.

00:44:17.000 Because a lot of the time with these new producers, I hear their tracks and I'm like, you bugging.

00:44:24.000 Yeah, I've heard that from a lot of producers.

00:44:26.000 They have indeed been bugging.

00:44:28.000 They've been bugging.

00:44:30.000 And I think they just got to get with it.

00:44:33.000 And let's see.

00:44:35.000 And just know what time it is.

00:44:38.000 Correct.

00:44:39.000 Yes.

00:44:41.000 Do you think memes won the election for Trump?

00:44:45.000 I think they helped.

00:44:46.000 I think they helped a lot.

00:44:48.000 I don't know how many votes they changed, but they certainly got information out there and got it to spread around more than it probably would have before.

00:44:59.000 I think that that happened because Trump was given no other vessel.

00:45:05.000 He was given no other venue.

00:45:07.000 So when you're shut out of the mainstream media outside of Fox News, you're left with just like ghetto media, like social media, memes, all this other stuff. 0.97

00:45:17.000 And because he naturally thrives, he thrived in that, don't you think?

00:45:22.000 Well, absolutely.

00:45:23.000 I mean, the old legacy media is dying anyway.

00:45:29.000 You know, most people get their news from Facebook and Twitter.

00:45:34.000 As terrible as that is, I mean, it's the same paradigm that lots of people used to get their news from the Daily Show.

00:45:43.000 But it really worked for him because he had such a large social media following that he could really just bypass the gatekeepers of CNN and all of the mainstream outlets that wouldn't give him a fair shake anywhere.

00:46:00.000 Yes.

00:46:00.000 And I think the misunderstanding is that Facebook is right wing because it allowed him to win.

00:46:08.000 But what they don't get is everyone is having a race in cars, right?

00:46:13.000 And they tell Donald Trump he can't have a driver's license.

00:46:16.000 He can't be in a car.

00:46:17.000 So he gets in a go-kart and he just goes, and then he turns, he passes them on the inside, throwing banana peels out the back window as he's doing it, right?

00:46:29.000 Yes, they're screeching.

00:46:31.000 And then he eventually makes it over the finish line in his soapbox derby.

00:46:36.000 And they go, oh, go-karts won the election for Trump.

00:46:40.000 We have to stop go-karts.

00:46:42.000 No, go-karts were his last resort.

00:46:44.000 If you had let him on mainstream media, he would have slayed you there.

00:46:48.000 That's what they don't get.

00:46:50.000 Imagine if CNN had granted him like 50 interviews during the campaign and treated him fairly.

00:47:00.000 Just imagine how, even if they didn't treat him fairly, it still would have been better than what he had to work with.

00:47:06.000 The handful of seconds we saw him get a venue, a platform, was when, like Hillary said, you know, we're lucky that Donald Trump isn't in power.

00:47:17.000 He just goes, well, you'd be in jail.

00:47:19.000 Right.

00:47:20.000 Those little quips are why they don't let him on mainstream media because he just dominates it too well.

00:47:29.000 Well, yeah, I mean, we saw, what was it, just last week that Fox had like a town hall with him, and it was one of the most popular things that they've had on Fox in a long, long time.

00:47:38.000 It was a good interview.

00:47:40.000 So when they have people like Joe Biden or Bernie Sanders on there, all they do is trip over their own tongue.

00:47:47.000 So they can't allow them on that stuff.

00:47:50.000 What is that sound?

00:47:51.000 A tank going by outside your...

00:47:58.000 We're cold over here.

00:47:59.000 Aren't you in the South?

00:48:01.000 No, no, I'm in Kansas.

00:48:03.000 I'm in the Midwest.

00:48:04.000 That's the South, as far as I'm concerned.

00:48:06.000 Aren't you south of the Mason-Dixon line?

00:48:09.000 Oh, I don't know.

00:48:11.000 You would be more up to date on that, I guess.

00:48:13.000 I think Kansas is the South.

00:48:17.000 Well, I don't sound Southern, but I mean, I could pretend if you want.

00:48:22.000 Yeah, I'd like that very much.

00:48:24.000 Yeah, I'm not going to do that.

00:48:25.000 So the generic question for you is you went to the White House.

00:48:28.000 What was that like?

00:48:29.000 Generic question, tell me the exact details.

00:48:32.000 Like, I know you've gone through this story 9 million times, but what was the moment where you're sitting on some sort of brown couch with your family and a black woman, I assume, comes over with a clipboard and says, the president will see you now?

00:48:47.000 Why does she have to be black? 1.00

00:48:49.000 Because they want to get their numbers up, and that's an easy way to get black woman numbers up, is to give them all those administrative jobs. 1.00

00:48:56.000 Okay, well, I don't remember, but I don't know.

00:48:59.000 I don't know.

00:49:00.000 That sounds like she was.

00:49:01.000 That sounds like she was.

00:49:04.000 So give you the play-by-play of what happened then?

00:49:09.000 Yes.

00:49:10.000 Okay.

00:49:12.000 So the assistant came over and said, hey, talking to my kids.

00:49:18.000 Have you ever been to the Oval Office before?

00:49:20.000 Because most kids have been to the Oval Office, if you didn't know.

00:49:24.000 And they said, no, no.

00:49:26.000 Well, are you ready to go?

00:49:27.000 And so then they led us to the Oval Office, and we sat down on the better couches.

00:49:36.000 Ooh.

00:49:38.000 Is that the one I saw Kellyanne Conway crouched on?

00:49:41.000 Yeah, that was the infamous crouching, crouch gate, I think was what that was called, crouch gate.

00:49:46.000 I love their gates, don't you?

00:49:50.000 I saw one in the Daily Mirror recently, and it said Trump was talking about coronavirus and said he hasn't touched his face in weeks and he misses his face.

00:49:57.000 And then they have a photo of him going like that from a week ago.

00:50:00.000 It's too bad they didn't get one like that.

00:50:05.000 We caught you eating your pinky, Dr. Evo.

00:50:09.000 So they bring us in there, and so we're actually in the Oval Office for just a couple minutes before he arrives, and then he arrives from another door.

00:50:18.000 And Kellyanne Conway was there, and she just said hi, and then, you know, moved on. 0.94

00:50:24.000 Everyone says she's ugly. 1.00

00:50:25.000 I don't think they realize that she's old. 0.78

00:50:28.000 She's like 55.

00:50:30.000 She looks great for 55.

00:50:33.000 I have no complaints.

00:50:36.000 Wait, you're dating her?

00:50:38.000 No, no, I'm not.

00:50:39.000 Oh, okay.

00:50:40.000 Not even a little bit.

00:50:42.000 Okay.

00:50:43.000 Even her husband isn't dating her.

00:50:45.000 Right.

00:50:46.000 Yeah, that's a weird relationship.

00:50:49.000 You and I are both lucky in that we don't have political wives.

00:50:52.000 My wife doesn't really care about all this. 1.00

00:50:54.000 Oh, no.

00:50:55.000 Yeah, and I've said this a thousand times.

00:50:57.000 My wife is not a fan of me.

00:51:01.000 Of you.

00:51:02.000 She's even less of a fan.

00:51:03.000 She doesn't even know who you are.

00:51:06.000 That's great.

00:51:06.000 You know, when I first got married, I used to go on my wife's message boards and hack in because I knew her passwords and read what she says about me because it's this message where you complain about your husband, basically.

00:51:17.000 And now I would never dare do that.

00:51:21.000 I do not want to know what she says.

00:51:25.000 It would make me, it would crush my ego.

00:51:28.000 Well, you know, the good thing is that the message board that my wife uses is just speaking directly to my face and be like, you need to do the dishes like right now. 1.00

00:51:38.000 You're getting on my nerves.

00:51:39.000 I don't know what to do.

00:51:42.000 I'm going to have to leave for a little while.

00:51:44.000 Like, I'm going to have to go somewhere and just scream.

00:51:47.000 Let me present another weird analogy to you.

00:51:49.000 So before we get back to the White House, we'll use the White House as like the backbone of this.

00:51:53.000 Right.

00:51:54.000 It's just a theme running through.

00:51:55.000 Correct.

00:51:56.000 So Trump is left with no options, right?

00:51:59.000 And he uses memes and Facebook posts and Instagram and Twitter, which, by the way, no one remembers.

00:52:06.000 2016, Twitter wasn't the be-all and end-all the way it is now.

00:52:11.000 Twitter was fun.

00:52:12.000 Yeah, it was a silly place where a lot of comedians would go to work out their jokes.

00:52:18.000 Yeah, in 2016, Twitter was fun.

00:52:22.000 People had a good time.

00:52:24.000 Journalists didn't take themselves quite so seriously.

00:52:26.000 I mean, some of them still did.

00:52:28.000 I mean, Acosta was still a pretty serious guy on Twitter.

00:52:32.000 But most of the time, people just had a good time.

00:52:36.000 They shared things they liked.

00:52:37.000 They put videos out.

00:52:39.000 They put pictures out.

00:52:41.000 It was a good time.

00:52:42.000 It was laid back.

00:52:43.000 You were on there.

00:52:44.000 Alex was on there.

00:52:45.000 You know, you had all of the characters.

00:52:48.000 And most of the characters have been wiped out now.

00:52:50.000 So it's mostly just vanilla now.

00:52:52.000 Yes, it's just talking in a bubble.

00:52:54.000 I'm glad we brought up comedians too, because I meant to ask you, why did comedians hate Trump?

00:52:58.000 He's the only funny president we've had, maybe since Reagan.

00:53:02.000 I'm not even sure Reagan was that funny.

00:53:05.000 He's definitely our funniest president.

00:53:07.000 So most, I would agree with that mostly.

00:53:12.000 There's been a few key moments that I think that some of the other presidents have been funny. 0.88

00:53:18.000 I don't know if you remember that George Bush invited a George Bush impersonator to the stupid gathering of all the media people once a year. 0.97

00:53:32.000 The press conference thing, the media. 0.99

00:53:36.000 Whatever the party that is.

00:53:37.000 Yeah, the press conference.

00:53:38.000 The correspondence dinner.

00:53:39.000 There you go.

00:53:40.000 He invited a really, really good impersonator of himself to the correspondence dinner and had that guy deliver his speech, which was hilarious.

00:53:50.000 And then he was standing like two feet away and they were sort of mirroring each other.

00:53:54.000 There you go.

00:53:54.000 Yeah.

00:53:55.000 Wow, that is pretty good.

00:53:56.000 And then Obama did something funny.

00:53:58.000 I don't remember what it was, but I'm sure he wasn't making fun of himself.

00:54:02.000 He's mostly making fun of other people.

00:54:04.000 Right.

00:54:05.000 Benghazi was pretty funny.

00:54:07.000 Oh, it was hilarious, man.

00:54:09.000 A video, man.

00:54:10.000 That was good.

00:54:11.000 All those people yelling.

00:54:13.000 Right.

00:54:15.000 Yeah, such a good time was had by all except for the people that died.

00:54:19.000 Yes, yes.

00:54:21.000 You always have to bring up the downside to all good, hilarious pranks.

00:54:24.000 Well, that's true.

00:54:25.000 That's true.

00:54:26.000 How did that work out for that video guy, though?

00:54:29.000 That YouTube guy went to jail or something for it.

00:54:31.000 Nasla Bakuli Nasla went to jail for a year, and then he came out exactly like Czechoslovakia when Stalin ran it. 0.83

00:54:41.000 And he said, I understand that Obama and Hillary have a hard job and a hard road ahead of them.

00:54:48.000 And that's why they were forced to imprison me.

00:54:51.000 What are you doing?

00:54:52.000 You're on your phone?

00:54:52.000 You got heaters going?

00:54:53.000 Am I interrupting you?

00:54:55.000 Yeah, I'm sorry.

00:54:55.000 I'm sorry.

00:54:56.000 I thought I had my phone muted, but apparently not.

00:55:00.000 All right, let me throw the answer out to my own question.

00:55:03.000 I think comedians hate Trump because comedians have been taken over by the nerd community.

00:55:11.000 And Trump is like a 1980s guy who says, yeah, if we see a nerd, give him a wedgie.

00:55:17.000 And all of a sudden, the shoegazing betas don't have the same status they had before.

00:55:24.000 Do you think they're nerds?

00:55:26.000 Because they don't seem that smart.

00:55:29.000 Yeah, maybe nerd isn't the word.

00:55:30.000 But when you think of like Mark Harmon, Sam Morell, David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, all of the people who hate his guts, they've never been in a fight.

00:55:44.000 That's true.

00:55:45.000 And all the women who hate his guts are clearly affirmative action hires who are not funny. 1.00

00:55:50.000 You look at the Netflix top picks for stand-up comedy right now. 0.99

00:55:54.000 It's mostly women, and they're mostly terrible. 1.00

00:55:57.000 And when a guy shows up in the White House saying, let's start doing meritocracy, the affirmative action hires get nervous. 0.96

00:56:04.000 You want to hear, since you asked me the question, you want to hear why I think comedians aren't funny?

00:56:09.000 If you want to interrupt my show by answering my questions, fine.

00:56:14.000 So why I think that comedians aren't funny is because they're doing a roast of, they're constantly in roast mode.

00:56:23.000 But the good thing about a roast is that at the end of the roast, everybody likes the person that they just roasted, and it was all about jokes.

00:56:31.000 In this case, it's a roast where everyone actually hates the person.

00:56:34.000 So it just comes off as mean, vindictive.

00:56:37.000 Nobody's actually laughing.

00:56:38.000 It's all just...

00:56:45.000 That's what comedians do now.

00:56:48.000 Who's that Pete guy who was dating Ariana Grande?

00:56:51.000 Pete Davidson?

00:56:52.000 Pete Davidson.

00:56:53.000 I saw him do a roast that Ann Coulter was at, and he obviously hated her so much that it just sort of poisoned the whole roast, and it was really uncomfortable and unfun to watch.

00:57:03.000 Well, exactly.

00:57:04.000 Like nobody wants to, Yeah.

00:57:08.000 Like, like, when you see, the natural reaction for most people is when you see someone like just bagging on somebody and like hitting them over and over again and you know that that person hates them, it makes you uncomfortable.

00:57:20.000 Now, a roast sort of makes you uncomfortable, but at the same time, you know at the end everybody's going to hug and laugh and they're all going to go about their day and be nice to each other again.

00:57:30.000 But it's like this ultra cringe type of thing that happens.

00:57:38.000 And when someone is that passionate with their hatred, you got to wonder what their real issue is.

00:57:44.000 Someone said to me a long time ago, when you really hate someone, it's because they remind you of a bad trait about yourself. 0.96

00:57:51.000 And it's like these politicians that won't stop talking about gays all the time, and then you find out that they hit on a gay dude in a bathroom. 0.92

00:57:59.000 There's something fishy about their vitriol. 0.94

00:58:01.000 It just doesn't seem sincere.

00:58:05.000 That is a long, I don't even know.

00:58:08.000 It's a thing I've heard for a long, long time is the, um, um, It's true of the entire left, too.

00:58:21.000 Yeah, it is.

00:58:22.000 I remember with Sarah Palin, they were talking about cutting her skin off.

00:58:25.000 Now, I hate Lynn Manuel Miranda. 0.99

00:58:29.000 I hate Alan Cumming.

00:58:31.000 I never think of these guys. 0.99

00:58:33.000 Jeremy Piven, I hate.

00:58:34.000 Common, the rapper.

00:58:36.000 I never think about these guys. 1.00

00:58:38.000 I just think they suck. 0.99

00:58:39.000 Not to get too far off topic, but that's also why I feel like the left always is afraid of us being violent because they have all these violent thoughts themselves. 1.00

00:58:53.000 I sit in my house all day thinking about how I can peel somebody's skin back and pour ants all on top of them because I hate them so much.

00:59:00.000 And then they're like, I can't even imagine what those racists are thinking.

00:59:04.000 Exactly.

00:59:05.000 That's the fundamental problem with the left is they put their brains in our heads.

00:59:09.000 And I think what they've done with Trump is they go, all right, so that's David Duke.

00:59:13.000 He's in the White House and America is all Charlottesville.

00:59:17.000 All right, I got it.

00:59:18.000 I'm making that assumption.

00:59:20.000 And without, you know, testing your hypothesis.

00:59:22.000 So they go, all right, so we need our own David Duke.

00:59:25.000 We need to go radical left.

00:59:27.000 Let's get Cortez and Ilhan Omar, the goon squad in there to counteract their radical right.

00:59:33.000 And you go, you should have spoken to us.

00:59:36.000 We're not radical.

00:59:37.000 We don't even like David Duke.

00:59:39.000 Trump is 2004 DNC.

00:59:41.000 He's just a normal guy. 1.00

00:59:44.000 You fucked up with your counterattack. 1.00

00:59:46.000 Right. 0.99

00:59:48.000 It's all projection all the time.

00:59:50.000 And it's it's I think it's so damaging to their party, it's damaging to everybody.

00:59:56.000 Well, I think it's true, too, of even when they talk about genocide.

00:59:59.000 Like, you don't want trans people to live. 1.00

01:00:02.000 They don't want their quote-unquote Nazis to live.

01:00:04.000 And we saw that when James O'Keefe broke into the Bernie Sanders campaign, and they're talking about, literally talking about re-education camps.

01:00:12.000 The gulags aren't that bad. 0.56

01:00:13.000 What are you talking about?

01:00:16.000 What?

01:00:18.000 It's like a little vacation where you get to learn stuff.

01:00:20.000 Yeah, it's a little work camp.

01:00:22.000 It's like something.

01:00:23.000 Not unless you don't want to learn stuff, and then you could just disappear forever.

01:00:26.000 Unless, of course, you fall off the wall they're building and impale yourself on some of the equipment, and then we move on.

01:00:32.000 All right, let's get back to the White House.

01:00:34.000 So the president will see you now.

01:00:35.000 You're sitting on the fancy couch.

01:00:37.000 You go over to the desk.

01:00:38.000 You give him a noogie.

01:00:41.000 Yeah, he walked in.

01:00:43.000 You know, he said hi to my kids.

01:00:45.000 And I think there's a couple pictures there of, you know, my kids' like outstretched hands and stuff like that.

01:00:53.000 That was probably the first five seconds we were in there with him.

01:00:58.000 So they gave hugs and all that stuff.

01:01:01.000 And then eventually we moved.

01:01:04.000 Yeah, there's one of them.

01:01:05.000 We moved over to the Resolute Desk and just stood around and talked for like 20 minutes.

01:01:11.000 Now, I've been to the White House on tours before. 0.99

01:01:14.000 And the thing that blew me away is how much it sucks.

01:01:19.000 The building is really small, and it's really tight, and the ceilings are really low, and it's really hard to orient yourself in there. 0.87

01:01:32.000 You feel like you could just run through the walls.

01:01:35.000 Right.

01:01:36.000 Well, I'm guessing you probably couldn't, but you know, but yeah, like it, what struck me the most was when I got into the West Wing and it's like a six or seven foot ceiling.

01:01:51.000 Like anybody taller than six foot is going to be like bumping the heads on everything.

01:01:55.000 Yeah.

01:01:56.000 And then the elevator to go to like the upper floors was, you know, it was like a three-person elevator.

01:02:04.000 Weird.

01:02:04.000 I think it may be because it was rebuilt in 1812.

01:02:08.000 I'm guessing it wasn't built for the modern.

01:02:10.000 But also it was built in a time where you didn't want to be ostentatious.

01:02:14.000 So it was like Protestant work ethic.

01:02:16.000 Let's let's you know boil down everything, make it austere.

01:02:20.000 And then I forgot what the word austere means, by the way, but I hope it works in that context.

01:02:24.000 I'm sure it will.

01:02:25.000 We can just force it.

01:02:26.000 We can reinvent it.

01:02:27.000 I'll double correct word if I was wrong.

01:02:31.000 And then you have someone like Trump, who is used to $150 million gold jet.

01:02:38.000 He must be in this rickety clubhouse going, how did I end up here?

01:02:43.000 It's like, just paint the walls with gold or something.

01:02:46.000 Yeah.

01:02:46.000 Could have some fancy blinds.

01:02:50.000 Anyway, so you sit down with him and what was the rapport like?

01:02:54.000 Because I've heard from people who know Secret Service guys that the biggest trouble with Trump is he won't stop asking you about you and making sure you're okay and they have to like shuffle him along because he's too generous.

01:03:07.000 Well, you know, talking to him was it's kind of like you would imagine just talking to him.

01:03:13.000 He's just a normal guy.

01:03:14.000 Like his way is to make you comfortable.

01:03:20.000 And so he does that by talking to you and asking you questions.

01:03:22.000 And he's like, now how are you guys doing?

01:03:25.000 I heard you. 0.99

01:03:26.000 What the fuck is this sound now? 0.99

01:03:30.000 That's one of my children. 0.99

01:03:31.000 I'm pretty sure.

01:03:33.000 With a big, a bag of one of those oversized Legos?

01:03:36.000 No, I think those are train tracks.

01:03:39.000 I think those train tracks.

01:03:40.000 It was wooden train tracks.

01:03:41.000 Isn't it interesting...

01:03:44.000 So we only give Trump the go-kart option, and he wins the race with the go-kart.

01:03:49.000 We make you a stay-at-home dad.

01:03:50.000 You can't do anything.

01:03:51.000 You can't leave the house.

01:03:52.000 You go, maybe I'll peter away at this computer.

01:03:55.000 And the next thing you know, you're the meme lord of the world getting people elected.

01:03:58.000 Aren't men incredible?

01:04:01.000 Yes, and that's going to get me in so much trouble.

01:04:04.000 Thank you for that.

01:04:04.000 We could have locked you in a kitchen and you'd invent a new kind of cake.

01:04:08.000 So, you know, this is what you get.

01:04:11.000 This is what you get when you send me a text five minutes before you want me to come on.

01:04:16.000 You get noises in the background, you get train tracks and all that stuff.

01:04:20.000 I love it.

01:04:20.000 It's authentic.

01:04:22.000 Tanks rolling by.

01:04:23.000 Yes, beautiful.

01:04:25.000 All right.

01:04:26.000 So you talk to him.

01:04:26.000 He's like how you'd expect.

01:04:28.000 Ask you about your life.

01:04:29.000 Any jokes?

01:04:30.000 Do you remember any particular quotes?

01:04:32.000 Well, there was a, I don't know if you've heard of this joke.

01:04:36.000 I think he tells this joke whenever there's kids around, but he's got that little button on his desk.

01:04:41.000 He's got this little box and it's got a button.

01:04:43.000 And he's like, he turns over to my kids and says, do you know what this button does?

01:04:48.000 Some people say this launches a nuke.

01:04:52.000 Should I press it?

01:04:53.000 And they're like, yeah, yeah, they should.

01:04:55.000 So then he presses it.

01:04:56.000 And then like, according to my friend that was there, he said that One of the Secret Service guys said that the guy that brings him a Coke wasn't there.

01:05:07.000 But then what I thought I heard was him saying, I'm right here.

01:05:11.000 So it was like a panic button.

01:05:13.000 But who knows what it actually does?

01:05:15.000 Oh, really?

01:05:15.000 That's cool.

01:05:16.000 Yeah, I talked to Dinesh D'Souza, who was pardoned by him, and he said that he was even way more down to earth than he thought, almost too much.

01:05:26.000 And he said, you know, you must have, Dinesh said, you must have the thickest skin on earth dealing with this constant abuse and hatred from half the country, but it just doesn't do anything to you.

01:05:36.000 And then Trump allegedly said, no, man, it's kind of stressing me out.

01:05:42.000 I mean, Jesus.

01:05:43.000 Like when we killed that Abu, whatever his name was, Salabinabad guy. 0.99

01:05:48.000 Right.

01:05:50.000 You nailed it.

01:05:51.000 That was it.

01:05:51.000 I got it.

01:05:53.000 With most names, they're just made up anyway.

01:05:55.000 Like, if you asked the actual guy, what's your name?

01:05:57.000 He'd be like, Salabadabigabad Bad. 1.00

01:06:00.000 Like, they don't even know.

01:06:02.000 It's like Chinese. 0.98

01:06:03.000 It's just made up.

01:06:04.000 You can call me Seth.

01:06:06.000 Go up to a Chinese person, say, how do you say I'd like a sandwich? 1.00

01:06:10.000 And they'll be like, and then say, all right, say it again.

01:06:14.000 And they'll go, it's a made-up language. 0.99

01:06:19.000 And Middle Eastern names are made up on the spot.

01:06:22.000 Anyway, he goes, I'm sure it's not just because they don't care.

01:06:26.000 Like, they know you don't speak it. 0.98

01:06:29.000 And so they're just making shit up while they're doing that. 0.96

01:06:32.000 That's not remotely possible. 0.99

01:06:35.000 So when he killed Abu Gharabla Badabad, he goes, I thought I'd get some accolades then, and they're still beating me up about it.

01:06:43.000 Right.

01:06:43.000 So I think part of his appeal is that he's just a dude.

01:06:48.000 Well, he has a pretty aggressive, I don't look at the comments of anything policy, I'm pretty sure.

01:06:55.000 That's how it gets through most of his day. 0.96

01:06:58.000 But I mean, the amount of abuse that he takes is truly ridiculous. 0.86

01:07:02.000 Like, I don't think I've ever seen anybody take as much abuse as he's taken the last three years. 0.68

01:07:09.000 I mean, the dude was under investigation and it was 24-7 nonstop.

01:07:16.000 You know, it's true when people say he's the most vetted president we've ever had.

01:07:21.000 I mean, literally every second of every day is journalists trying to find something that they can use against him.

01:07:29.000 Yeah, I remember reading a study that said last summer 90% of the articles about him were negative.

01:07:34.000 Yeah.

01:07:35.000 That's got to be unprecedented.

01:07:37.000 And like 99% of everything on CNN and MSNBC are negative.

01:07:43.000 Okay, last question.

01:07:44.000 So how do you define when it's time to go?

01:07:48.000 Does he sort of go, all right, well, nice meeting you?

01:07:54.000 Well, in the office, it was, I think it was sort of just a natural break.

01:07:58.000 Like we talked about stuff for, you know, 20, 25 minutes or whatever. 0.93

01:08:03.000 That's a long ass time. 0.90

01:08:04.000 It was a long time. 0.98

01:08:07.000 It was way longer than I thought.

01:08:09.000 You know, I sort of thought we would just go in and take a picture and then, you know, he'd say, well, now get the hell out of my office.

01:08:15.000 I got other things to do.

01:08:17.000 But no, he stood there and talked for like 20 minutes and talked about everything from memes to he just gotten back from North Korea.

01:08:27.000 So he was like, you know, the press, they don't give me any.

01:08:31.000 I went and shook hands with him on the DMZ and they're still beating me up.

01:08:36.000 So same type of deal.

01:08:39.000 Yeah, same as Dinesh.

01:08:40.000 Yeah.

01:08:41.000 So in closing, you think this is going to be a great year for Cardi B and Bad Barbie?

01:08:49.000 I think it is.

01:08:50.000 If they can come up with some real good country crossovers, I think they can really hit the markets solid.

01:08:58.000 And what I think people don't talk about enough is that there's actually a good amount of crossover between German polka and rap that's happening now.

01:09:11.000 And it's like this, it's called later rapping.

01:09:15.000 Later rapping.

01:09:16.000 Yeah, it's a combination of the two.

01:09:19.000 It's got a lot of good beats, but then it also has sort of stuff.

01:09:30.000 Yeah, you're just begging for a rap to go over top of it.

01:09:33.000 I think it's a natural thing because there's been a lot of things about drinking and drugs and stuff.

01:09:39.000 And so if you just add like a German drinking song into a rap song, then I mean, it's a perfect mix.

01:09:45.000 Wow, you just named this episode leader rapping.

01:09:50.000 Carpe, thank you for educating us about hip-hop culture.

01:09:54.000 You are welcome.

01:10:04.000 Does this kid know trucks?

01:10:07.000 Matte Black finish.

01:10:08.000 That sounds like a thing.

01:10:10.000 Wood grain interior.

01:10:13.000 Four on the floor, souped up Hemi.

01:10:21.000 No, go, let me see it.

01:10:22.000 You've cropped in on it too much.

01:10:23.000 I can't read it.

01:10:25.000 Vade engine with the windows tinted.

01:10:27.000 Okay.

01:10:28.000 Does he have some real deep cuts, though?

01:10:35.000 Whole block jumping because the subs stay hitting?

01:10:39.000 That's the subwoofers, I guess. 0.99

01:10:41.000 Wood grain dash with the matte black finish, and I match my shoddy with the big old butt. 0.99

01:10:47.000 Okay. 0.56

01:10:48.000 I'm not seeing anything that shows you really know trucks.

01:10:52.000 I think you're a posur.

01:10:54.000 God, my mom, when I was a punk rocker, she knew that poser was our kryptonite, and being called a poser was the worst thing you could do.

01:11:00.000 So she'd try to, she was mad at me, she'd go, oh, you're, och, you're such a, but she wouldn't say poser.

01:11:07.000 She'd use the French. 0.95

01:11:09.000 She also did this with gross. 1.00

01:11:10.000 She thought it was the French pronunciation.

01:11:12.000 She goes, och, you think all food is gross. 0.94

01:11:16.000 Gross. 0.99

01:11:18.000 And then with poser, she'd go, och, you're just another posure. 0.99

01:11:22.000 Pretty irritating, huh?

01:11:26.000 All right, we're running out of time here.

01:11:29.000 We might have a moment for a couple of for a couple males, and then we'll end with a kooky video. 1.00

01:11:38.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad. 0.97

01:11:42.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag. 1.00

01:11:48.000 Uh-oh, I have coronavirus. 0.94

01:11:51.000 I have the racist disease.

01:11:53.000 That's a good way to get out of it. 1.00

01:11:55.000 People call you racist, you go, yeah, I know, it sucks. 0.74

01:11:58.000 I'm doing everything I can to prevent it.

01:12:02.000 Can you help?

01:12:02.000 Here's one we received one minute ago.

01:12:10.000 Sometimes I go back, blast from the past.

01:12:13.000 Sometimes I'm going to have to, I think tomorrow's show should be all mailbag.

01:12:16.000 Maybe we'll talk to Sticks and Hexenhammer about the coronavirus.

01:12:22.000 But besides that, because a lot of these are getting good.

01:12:26.000 I put blue flags on the good ones and red flags on the shitters.

01:12:29.000 And there's barely any shitters here.

01:12:31.000 I could search by flags.

01:12:33.000 Well, this is flagless.

01:12:36.000 I got attacked by communists, it says.

01:12:39.000 Hey, Gavin Ryan, please check this video out.

01:12:42.000 The actual fight is in the end of the video.

01:12:43.000 Do you have any comment on that? 1.00

01:12:44.000 I want to fuck you with my new sunglasses, friend. 1.00

01:13:01.000 None of these people know how to fight. 1.00

01:13:02.000 It's a sick logo. 0.95

01:13:06.000 Yeah. 0.60

01:13:07.000 Looks like a new football.

01:13:09.000 Wait, how dare you?

01:13:10.000 Isn't that our thing?

01:13:11.000 Oh, no, that's Greta Thunberg.

01:13:12.000 We just got beat up by communists.

01:13:14.000 He's got a cross on his forehead? 0.91

01:13:18.000 That's an old skinhead thing.

01:13:20.000 Stuttgart.

01:13:22.000 Stuttgart.

01:13:27.000 No, not this one.

01:13:28.000 The tie.

01:13:28.000 Oh, God, I'm nervous.

01:13:30.000 You are gay. 1.00

01:13:33.000 These ladies are not really the friends of the straight white males. 0.99

01:13:40.000 I want to make an announcement for today because, you know, you never rate women from 1 to 10 when women are around because they get offended.

01:13:46.000 So always rate women from 1 to 10 in your mind, in your head or with your friends. 0.52

01:13:51.000 But I invented a new system today where you can rate women when they are around and they don't get offended. 0.98

01:13:57.000 It's instead of numbers, we're going to use names.

01:14:00.000 So everything above 5 is Honeybee.

01:14:03.000 Everything above 6 is a Knockout.

01:14:06.000 Everything above 7 is a Smoke Show.

01:14:08.000 And 8 and higher is a Day Runa.

01:14:11.000 What are you doing?

01:14:12.000 This guy is heavily influenced by the G. Yeah, but always remember, 77 cents for each dollar.

01:14:19.000 Stuttgart.

01:14:24.000 I've been to Stuttgart.

01:14:25.000 You say it a lot.

01:14:26.000 One of the most boring places ever.

01:14:28.000 But good people.

01:14:29.000 That's a nice glasses.

01:14:34.000 All right, so let's jump ahead.

01:14:38.000 I think it gets good around 25, 43.

01:14:40.000 It's not a good choice to get the baby.

01:14:47.000 I'm a journalist.

01:14:49.000 We have freedom of press in this country.

01:14:55.000 Germany is usually very good about freedom of the press.

01:15:01.000 You want to hit me?

01:15:03.000 Just pause. 0.77

01:15:05.000 This is a thing I've noticed at these rallies.

01:15:08.000 Go away.

01:15:09.000 They always say that.

01:15:11.000 Get lost.

01:15:11.000 Go away.

01:15:12.000 It happened in Elad's latest one at Washington Square Park with the women thing. 0.90

01:15:17.000 It's like, I don't know how to fight.

01:15:17.000 They blocked him.

01:15:19.000 I don't know how to fight.

01:15:20.000 I don't know how to argue physically or verbally fight.

01:15:23.000 So just go away.

01:15:24.000 Get lost.

01:15:26.000 I don't like, yeah. 0.99

01:15:29.000 I think you want to hit me.

01:15:31.000 I don't want to.

01:15:32.000 I don't want to.

01:15:33.000 No, you just push me.

01:15:35.000 You cannot.

01:15:36.000 No, I can.

01:15:37.000 I have to write.

01:15:37.000 No.

01:15:38.000 It's a public event.

01:15:39.000 No.

01:15:39.000 It's a public event.

01:15:40.000 Go away. 0.99

01:15:43.000 Germans are so cocked. 1.00

01:15:45.000 They've been so beaten down for the sins of their past. 1.00

01:15:50.000 They're going to call us racist. 1.00

01:16:00.000 Fuck you. 1.00

01:16:02.000 War. 1.00

01:16:06.000 Oh.

01:16:10.000 That would be it.

01:16:15.000 You got to watch it when you're fighting someone that old because you hit him really hard.

01:16:19.000 He hits his head on the pavement.

01:16:20.000 You just murdered a man.

01:16:22.000 If I was fighting someone that age, I think I would just shove. 0.87

01:16:22.000 Yeah. 0.87

01:16:26.000 Is this the music from Ants?

01:16:29.000 It is.

01:16:30.000 It is?

01:16:32.000 Yeah.

01:16:32.000 Either that or the Charlie and Chocolate Factory remake.

01:16:34.000 No, it's Ants.

01:16:37.000 We are on our way back from the women's strike in Stuttgart. 1.00

01:16:42.000 Shit went down. 1.00

01:16:44.000 Not really, dude. 0.99

01:16:45.000 10 minutes started to push me out.

01:16:47.000 I said.

01:16:49.000 But that was fun.

01:16:49.000 Never heard of that guy before.

01:16:51.000 I hope he's not a... 1.00

01:16:53.000 I hope he's not a Nazi.

01:16:54.000 Was ist his name?

01:16:56.000 How dare you if his name is General.

01:17:00.000 How dare you?

01:17:01.000 How dare you?

01:17:02.000 Oh, look. 1.00

01:17:03.000 He stole tons of my shit. 1.00

01:17:05.000 It's an homage. 1.00

01:17:08.000 Gavin versus Ryan.

01:17:10.000 Gold compilation.

01:17:15.000 This is from Adam.

01:17:15.000 Biblical evidence for Gavin's opinion on animals.

01:17:18.000 I love me some biblical ev.

01:17:21.000 I like when God is on your side. 0.90

01:17:23.000 Because when everyone's yelling at you, like, calm and saying, go away, you think, am I shitty? 0.68

01:17:27.000 And then God goes, no, dude.

01:17:29.000 In fact, we've been through this before, and I...

01:17:31.000 i always win i wrote it hey gavin and ryan i'm a 20 year old living in katana ontario does he mean kanata ontario let me just check i got it i got it um no it's kanata that's where i went to oh no wait there is oh there's a katana onto there is a katana in ontario uh meaning the sword it's one of the Largest suburbs of Ottawa.

01:18:01.000 But yes.

01:18:02.000 Oh, no, it's Kanata.

01:18:03.000 That's my high school.

01:18:04.000 That's where I went, the Earl of March.

01:18:05.000 There's Kanata and Katana.

01:18:07.000 Kanata, it's pronounced.

01:18:08.000 Oh.

01:18:10.000 Hi, Gavin, Ryan.

01:18:11.000 Lo, I was convinced of the existence of God when studying science in Genesis 1.

01:18:14.000 I've been devoutly studying the Bible ever since.

01:18:17.000 I just wanted to weigh in on why I agree with Gavin's opinion on animals.

01:18:20.000 In Genesis, God talks about creating three different types of life.

01:18:24.000 Purely physical, plants and bacterium.

01:18:27.000 Physical and soullish, animals.

01:18:30.000 And lastly, life that's physical, soullish, and spirit.

01:18:34.000 humans.

01:18:34.000 We share the same soullessness as animals by being able to Doesn't that mean no soul?

01:18:42.000 As animals by being able to express mind, will, and emotion, but they lack a spirit.

01:18:47.000 In the book of Job, God explains he created nefish animals to relate to a higher being, us humans, just as he created us humans to relate to a higher being, God himself.

01:18:59.000 Because of this, I agree that humans creating chihuahuas is a perversion.

01:19:02.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:19:04.000 Yeah, I was just thinking about that the other day.

01:19:06.000 Also this.

01:19:10.000 Now, we don't torture them.

01:19:11.000 We have dominion over them.

01:19:12.000 I'm still mad. 0.96

01:19:13.000 If I see someone kicking their dog out on the street, I'm going to fight them.

01:19:18.000 We don't want unnecessary cruelty.

01:19:22.000 But yeah, you can eat him.

01:19:24.000 Okay, here's another one.

01:19:25.000 This is a little longer.

01:19:26.000 It'll be our last letter.

01:19:27.000 We've got to get out of here, and I want to show a long video at the end. 0.98

01:19:30.000 Animals are losers. 0.96

01:19:31.000 Atheist letter follow-up. 0.96

01:19:34.000 Gav Dog, following up on the letter you got from the atheist on Monday's episode. 0.86

01:19:38.000 Conservatives lack curiosity in the natural world, question mark?

01:19:42.000 Nope.

01:19:42.000 Most conservatives seem to fear God, but that is my opinion.

01:19:46.000 They seem to know and comprehend the basics of the Bible, including the creation and order God placed and an order God places on his creation mentioned in the book of Genesis.

01:19:57.000 Genesis 1, 2, 6, translation, NASB translation.

01:20:01.000 Then God said, let us make man in our image according to our likeness, and let them rule over the fish of the sea, and over the birds of the sky, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creeps on the earth.

01:20:12.000 What does it mean?

01:20:13.000 Man is given dominion over the animals of earth.

01:20:15.000 Genesis 8, 22, while the earth remains, seed time and harvest, and cold and heat and summer and winter and day and night shall not cease.

01:20:24.000 What's that got to do with anything?

01:20:25.000 Matthew 25, 13, watch, therefore, for you know neither the day nor the hour in which the Son of Man is coming.

01:20:32.000 Oh, I see.

01:20:33.000 What does that mean?

01:20:35.000 He asks.

01:20:39.000 We're never going to convince atheists, by the way, by quoting the Bible.

01:20:43.000 Climate change is a hoax is what that means.

01:20:45.000 Genesis 8, 22 is after Noah and his family are saved from the flood.

01:20:48.000 Matthew 25, Jesus speaks, we know not when Christ will come again and the world as we know it will end when he discusses the parable of the 10 virgins.

01:20:56.000 Virgins, be ready. 1.00

01:20:57.000 Will it all end in 12 years?

01:20:59.000 God says we won't know.

01:21:01.000 All right, so that's getting kind of boring.

01:21:03.000 And I appreciate that Genesis says we have dominion over animals, but that's not my angle. 0.95

01:21:07.000 My angle is it's fucking obvious. 1.00

01:21:10.000 Look at their shitty lives. 1.00

01:21:12.000 You don't need further proof. 1.00

01:21:13.000 Do you want to be one?

01:21:14.000 Do you want to be a dog?

01:21:17.000 I don't mean the anthropomorphized version of a dog where he has a hat on and says, what are you doing in my chair?

01:21:27.000 I mean, being an animal would be hell. 0.91

01:21:30.000 As a crazy Dinash thinks he's a toad. 1.00

01:21:33.000 Food, territory, territory, food, food, sex, sex, territory, territory. 1.00

01:21:36.000 You're just a big pile of instincts. 0.73

01:21:39.000 They don't contemplate.

01:21:41.000 Anyway, this is my favorite part of the letter.

01:21:45.000 There are two camps on the origin of the universe, creation and evolution.

01:21:49.000 Scientists have tested spontaneous generation.

01:21:52.000 There's not a single case of it occurring naturally in history ever.

01:21:56.000 Louis Pasteur worked on the false notion of spontaneous generation, life springing from non-living sources.

01:22:04.000 He had to concede the law of biogenesis states that life comes only from previous life of its own type of kind.

01:22:13.000 Right.

01:22:13.000 What?

01:22:14.000 I understand what he means.

01:22:15.000 The creation model denies vertical or macroevolution, but does not deny horizontal or microevolution, creation of subspecies of genetic variation.

01:22:23.000 Yeah, that's another thing that annoys me.

01:22:25.000 We don't say that, you know, the dodo bird just appeared and then, poof, that all of a sudden there's a cardinal in the sky.

01:22:34.000 I believe in evolution.

01:22:36.000 I just think God pushed the first domino.

01:22:39.000 He knew the dodo bird was going to go extinct.

01:22:41.000 He built the dodo bird knowing it would go extinct.

01:22:44.000 He knew that we would eventually, you know, start walking upright.

01:22:48.000 This was all the plan, the long-term plan.

01:22:51.000 He knew we would keep improving.

01:22:52.000 He knew that our lifespans would keep getting longer.

01:22:55.000 He didn't sit there and go, dog, I'm going to make a fish.

01:23:00.000 So we believe in the Big Bang at the beginning, but God created it.

01:23:04.000 Let there be light, the Bible says.

01:23:11.000 You're a Christian?

01:23:12.000 Read your Bible for yourself.

01:23:13.000 Don't take my word for it. 0.78

01:23:14.000 Greta is a puppet for the left.

01:23:16.000 Sinking today, you know that whole plastic straw thing? 1.00

01:23:19.000 It all comes from that one fucking bitch who was pulling straws out of a turtle's nose. 1.00

01:23:25.000 My little five-year-old saw that, and to this day, he gets furious if straws are plastic. 1.00

01:23:31.000 Meanwhile, as Joe Biggs pointed out on last episode or two episodes ago, you're poking it through a plastic tray.

01:23:38.000 The thing you're poking through is plastic.

01:23:40.000 And by the way, that turtle, he's not in the Mississippi. 0.98

01:23:44.000 He's out in probably the Caribbean or some shit, where they just dump all their garbage into the ocean. 0.98

01:23:51.000 And here's another thing. 0.99

01:23:52.000 Why are turtles doing cocaine?

01:23:55.000 Why am I the bad guy? 0.99

01:23:56.000 Because turtles are out fucking snorting lines of blow, which underwater you must need eight kilos just to get one line. 0.98

01:24:08.000 That's my fault. 0.99

01:24:09.000 Costa Ricans pour straws in the ocean, and now when I go to salsa fresca, I have to have a fucking paper straw that feels like I used tampon string. 0.99

01:24:19.000 All right. 0.99

01:24:20.000 We strayed from rap again.

01:24:23.000 Let's watch the final video.

01:24:24.000 This is number 20.

01:24:26.000 Back to good old Cartnark.

01:24:30.000 Oh, I remember this.

01:24:31.000 This guy has adrenaline control.

01:24:33.000 And the way he lampoons others.

01:24:38.000 This is not between the spots here.

01:24:41.000 Supposed to take your carts back to the. 0.88

01:24:43.000 Do you work here?

01:24:44.000 Ma'am, I'm with the cart narcs.

01:24:45.000 What we do is we narc out people who are being lazy bones and not taking their cards back.

01:24:48.000 Is that how you taking videos?

01:24:50.000 Well, yeah, that's how we can shame other. 0.64

01:24:53.000 That's the best part.

01:24:54.000 She just got is that he calls them lazy bones while they're in a rage.

01:25:01.000 Yeah, that's how we can shame other.

01:25:03.000 Show other people, man, you can't take, Yes, you can.

01:25:09.000 Just pause.

01:25:10.000 Let me explain to you the law.

01:25:11.000 When you're in public, there is a reasonable expectation of being photographed.

01:25:16.000 Okay?

01:25:17.000 You knew when you left the house today, left the house is a crucial part of the story, that about living in New York City, working in New York City, about 1,000 people are going to see you that day.

01:25:29.000 When you're put on social media, sometimes it's 2,000, sometimes it's 10,000.

01:25:33.000 So your problem is a bunch of people saw me, but more than I wanted to.

01:25:37.000 Sorry, that's not a case.

01:25:38.000 And a precedent was set, actually, in Montreal, where a guy sued the Montreal Gazette because there was a picture of him and his mistress, and it said, spring is sprung.

01:25:49.000 And that was his mistress.

01:25:50.000 He got divorced, and he said, you outed me my affair, and you ruined my marriage.

01:25:54.000 Yeah, it's the photographer's fault, not yours.

01:25:58.000 And the judge said, when you went out that day and you were skipping with her, you knew that a couple hundred people were going to see you.

01:26:05.000 Turns out a couple thousand people saw you.

01:26:09.000 Sorry, that's just more people.

01:26:12.000 Take your cart back.

01:26:13.000 The point is, you knew that you're filming me without my film.

01:26:16.000 Why am I doing that?

01:26:17.000 Because I'm a documentary filmmaker.

01:26:19.000 I'll tell you right now.

01:26:19.000 How can you be a documentary filmmaker and not know that?

01:26:22.000 Basic truth.

01:26:24.000 Why am I doing that?

01:26:24.000 I don't give my permission to be able to do that.

01:26:25.000 That's great, but why am I doing that, ma'am? 1.00

01:26:28.000 You're an asshole? 1.00

01:26:28.000 No, because you're a lazy bones and you think you're better than everybody. 1.00

01:26:30.000 When you see people blurry, it's a courtesy from the filmmaker. 0.98

01:26:34.000 You're better than everybody.

01:26:35.000 That's right.

01:26:36.000 Because I am. 0.99

01:26:36.000 Because you're a cartnark. 0.99

01:26:37.000 Yes, ma'am. 0.97

01:26:38.000 Because you are.

01:26:38.000 I am a cartnar.

01:26:40.000 You're a cartnark. 0.85

01:26:41.000 You're better than everybody, aren't you? 0.96

01:26:42.000 By definition, you aren't. 1.00

01:26:43.000 You're a swine ball. 0.99

01:26:44.000 You better put this on yourself. 0.99

01:26:45.000 Have you noticed that when he was introducing himself, he said, I'm a cartnark because it made sense in that context.

01:26:52.000 But the pronunciation is cartnark.

01:26:55.000 The emphasis is on the cart.

01:26:56.000 But now she's consistently emphasizing the narc. 0.99

01:26:59.000 You're a cartnark. 0.99

01:27:00.000 Right. 0.58

01:27:01.000 Which is even funnier. 0.99

01:27:03.000 She's a lazy bones. 1.00

01:27:05.000 Possibly, ma'am, but the point is to shame you and other people like you into being better people. 0.95

01:27:10.000 I thought that was Sammy Hagar.

01:27:12.000 She can't drive 55. 0.98

01:27:14.000 She can't even drive one. 0.99

01:27:15.000 She can't even drive a cart to it. 1.00

01:27:16.000 Can't even reverse.

01:27:16.000 I don't know why you're being so angry with me.

01:27:18.000 This is where she pulls out her phone.

01:27:21.000 Oh.

01:27:22.000 Those mace.

01:27:23.000 Yeah, but Kartnark doesn't want to see it.

01:27:24.000 What are we going to talk about here?

01:27:25.000 He's like, well, can you airdrop this?

01:27:28.000 Ma'am, that's illegal. 1.00

01:27:29.000 Yeah.

01:27:30.000 Yeah, can you airdrop this so I can cut back and forth and make my video 100% better?

01:27:35.000 Mr. Narkmarks.

01:27:37.000 Nark Marks. 0.98

01:27:40.000 No, no, I'm not afraid of a secret agency that narcs out.

01:27:42.000 You're a secret agency.

01:27:44.000 That's great, and you're filming me without answering.

01:27:48.000 That one documentary she worked on has become her entire identity?

01:27:52.000 She was like an AD. 1.00

01:27:54.000 Who got coffee? 1.00

01:27:55.000 This is you being an asshole. 1.00

01:27:56.000 No, no, ma'am, who left their card out first? 1.00

01:27:58.000 You, not me.

01:27:59.000 Who left their cart out?

01:28:00.000 You know when they pay people to pick up the cards?

01:28:02.000 Ma'am, we hear it.

01:28:02.000 Is it your job?

01:28:03.000 Ma'am, we hear that argument a lot.

01:28:04.000 Let me explain why that's.

01:28:05.000 We, who are we?

01:28:06.000 We are the Cartnarks.

01:28:07.000 Me and other agents of the Cartnarks.

01:28:09.000 And really, do you get paid by the Cartnarks?

01:28:10.000 Yes, we do.

01:28:11.000 Now, let me explain why that's a bad argument.

01:28:12.000 If I can address your point, please.

01:28:14.000 Yeah.

01:28:15.000 By that, that's a make-work job.

01:28:16.000 By that logic, I could just litter or keep people.

01:28:19.000 You don't litter. 0.70

01:28:20.000 Well, you don't literally.

01:28:21.000 No, that's not the argument, my dear.

01:28:23.000 But by that logic, that's his point.

01:28:24.000 He's trying to give you an analogy.

01:28:26.000 Now, hold on.

01:28:27.000 Let me explain.

01:28:29.000 But she got his shoes in there just in case.

01:28:32.000 You're trying to shave me because you think you are better than me.

01:28:36.000 I don't care who you are.

01:28:36.000 I am.

01:28:39.000 And I'm going to tell you this.

01:28:40.000 You don't have my permission.

01:28:41.000 That's fine.

01:28:42.000 You can use my video.

01:28:43.000 You don't have my permission.

01:28:44.000 I haven't finished my analogy yet.

01:28:45.000 You know what?

01:28:46.000 Whenever I see Kartner, I go, I got to get back to that.

01:28:49.000 I got to get back to not only not getting mad at people, but making fun of them and enjoying it and saying, I am better than you.

01:28:56.000 I used to do that a lot more as a young man.

01:28:58.000 Like, I remember I was taking women's studies in college, and I had all this information I couldn't use.

01:29:04.000 And women didn't want to talk to me about feminism. 1.00

01:29:06.000 So I would goad them into a rage and say, I know more about being a woman than you. 0.99

01:29:11.000 That's incredible because I've studied so much.

01:29:14.000 And then that would make them snap and then they'd come into the arena. 0.99

01:29:19.000 The Beyblades arena.

01:29:23.000 You ever play Beyblades?

01:29:25.000 Yeah.

01:29:25.000 I've ripped it a couple of times.

01:29:28.000 I play my son all the time.

01:29:29.000 It's hard.

01:29:30.000 It's 100% about what particular Beyblade you have.

01:29:33.000 Yeah.

01:29:36.000 No, it's not, ma'am.

01:29:37.000 By your analogy, I could just key cars because that makes jobs harder.

01:29:40.000 I don't key cars.

01:29:41.000 Okay, but I can't buy cars key.

01:29:43.000 How about women, huh? 1.00

01:29:44.000 She doesn't get the car. 1.00

01:29:45.000 Hey, women, would you rather be stabbed or burned? 1.00

01:29:49.000 Neither. 0.99

01:29:50.000 This cart was not rolling and dinging.

01:29:52.000 But if the wind catches it, we see it all the time.

01:29:54.000 Total egotistical pick.

01:29:56.000 No, ma'am.

01:29:56.000 What I am.

01:29:57.000 Who's the guy with the bag?

01:30:00.000 He's an actual cart guy. 0.98

01:30:01.000 Yeah, he's like, he's just like, what the fuck is going on? 0.98

01:30:04.000 I could just take it. 0.99

01:30:06.000 You're not in the right.

01:30:07.000 What you are is a nosybody.

01:30:08.000 What you are is trying to make a lot of people. 0.99

01:30:09.000 Well, with that logic, you're a lazy bones. 0.99

01:30:12.000 I may be a nosybody, but you're a lazy bones. 0.99

01:30:14.000 Narc Marks, guilty of being a nosy body. 0.96

01:30:17.000 You're trying to make...

01:30:21.000 Yes.

01:30:21.000 There's no rules that say I have to put my cart there.

01:30:24.000 I know, it's common decency, which you lack.

01:30:26.000 You lack common decency.

01:30:28.000 What are you going to do with the video?

01:30:29.000 I'm going to help show people how to behave properly.

01:30:31.000 Are you going to put this on YouTube so you can make money?

01:30:33.000 Ma'am, I'm going to put it wherever I please.

01:30:35.000 Oh, I see.

01:30:36.000 You're gonna use my video wherever you please so you can make money?

01:30:39.000 I will admit that you acting like this and being kind of a B word is helping me out'cause.

01:30:44.000 Well, your voice is raised and I'm not. 0.99

01:30:46.000 No, you're not, because you're being a pig, okay? 0.99

01:30:48.000 How is it a pig to enforce rules and be just trying to steal my phone? 0.99

01:30:51.000 That's attempted theft. 0.97

01:30:52.000 I instantly tried to steal your phone.

01:30:54.000 I'm trying to stop you from picking a video of me.

01:30:56.000 Well, why am I doing it though, ma'am?

01:30:57.000 You're not addressing the root cause of your laziness.

01:31:00.000 Oh, but you put the root cause of your laziness.

01:31:04.000 Hashtag Cartnarks.

01:31:05.000 That's a handicap spot, ma'am. 0.85

01:31:06.000 A person could die.

01:31:09.000 But you don't understand why they have the blue spot there.

01:31:12.000 It's to help let people get out of their wheelchairs and stuff.

01:31:15.000 Ma'am.

01:31:15.000 Where'd she go?

01:31:16.000 Go get the manager.

01:31:17.000 They always want to go.

01:31:18.000 The manager.

01:31:19.000 Call the police.

01:31:20.000 Get the manager.

01:31:21.000 I can't solve my own problems.

01:31:24.000 Mikey.

01:31:25.000 Mikey.

01:31:26.000 Are we good for all the updates?

01:31:28.000 Oh, we have another.

01:31:29.000 We have a letter I didn't read.

01:31:31.000 But I can remember it.

01:31:32.000 Well, we got one more update.

01:31:34.000 Oh, what's the other update?

01:31:35.000 Oh, they found that video?

01:31:37.000 That's video work.

01:31:38.000 Thank you, viewers.

01:31:39.000 Shout out to the Red. 0.97

01:31:40.000 We're a family.

01:31:40.000 That's why I don't like the word fans.

01:31:43.000 You don't worship me like Katy Perry's fans or something.

01:31:47.000 We're a team who works together.

01:31:49.000 I couldn't find this video.

01:31:51.000 You found that video.

01:31:52.000 Is that a fan?

01:31:52.000 Is that subservience?

01:31:54.000 No, you're helping me.

01:31:55.000 Contribute.

01:31:55.000 We're on the same plane.

01:31:57.000 If we were in an office, we'd be all on an open floor plan.

01:32:00.000 Reddit slash Gavin McGinnis.

01:32:04.000 Having spent the morning with Gerard Batten, we were accosted by a climate change protester whose camera crew and himself didn't seem to like it when I asked a simple question about his posh boy upbringing.

01:32:17.000 Can I ask you a question just to interrupt the constant monologue of you talking?

01:32:22.000 Please, he's not.

01:32:22.000 There's this perception I have where I live, and it's a place called the rest of the UK, that climate protesters are massively over-privileged and kind of posh kids.

01:32:31.000 And you seem to be falling straight into that for me.

01:32:34.000 So can you explain to me why it is that it seems to be almost a luxury of the privileged that live in London to dictate to the rest of us what we should and shouldn't be allowed to do?

01:32:45.000 It feels that way.

01:32:45.000 No, I'm just asking you about this idea of privilege.

01:32:48.000 So like your hero and pin-up, Greta, is actually a very privileged individual with privileged parents.

01:32:54.000 You, it sounds to me, are a privileged individual.

01:32:57.000 Can I just check where you went to school?

01:32:59.000 Can I ask where you went to school?

01:33:01.000 Did you go to a nice boarding school?

01:33:03.000 Does it matter?

01:33:03.000 Yeah, I'm just asking, you've been asking Gerard a lot of questions and I've only asked you one.

01:33:08.000 Yes, I've only asked you one question.

01:33:11.000 I just want one answer.

01:33:11.000 Just before we move forwards, I just want one answer to one question.

01:33:15.000 And I'm just asking, where is it you went to school? 0.98

01:33:17.000 She has bigger balls than the UKIP guy she's escorting. 0.95

01:33:20.000 Gerard has just answered 15 of your questions very politely. 0.98

01:33:26.000 You're stalking us on the pavement with your plastic wrapped flowers, my little posh friend.

01:33:31.000 Yes, no, well then answering you to school, my little posh friend.

01:33:36.000 Just one question.

01:33:37.000 No, just one question.

01:33:38.000 Gerard's answered 15.

01:33:40.000 I'm just asking for one question whilst you hold your plastic wrap flowers.

01:33:44.000 Oh, now your cameraman's joining in.

01:33:45.000 Anyone got an answer?

01:33:46.000 What colour is your underwear? 1.00

01:33:47.000 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

01:33:48.000 I don't have any underwear. 0.99

01:33:49.000 I don't wear pants.

01:33:50.000 I don't wear pants.

01:33:51.000 I can show you that too if you like.

01:33:54.000 No, no.

01:33:54.000 Does he need your help?

01:33:55.000 Did you hear what he said?

01:33:57.000 The cameraman just said, what colour your underwear? 1.00

01:33:59.000 Who gives a fuck? 1.00

01:34:00.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:34:01.000 I did hear that.

01:34:01.000 It's a relevant question.

01:34:03.000 He needs your help.

01:34:04.000 Two boys are giving you a question.

01:34:06.000 It's a relevant question.

01:34:07.000 Not the panties, but the what school you went to go to.

01:34:10.000 Because there's a pattern here.

01:34:12.000 And the pattern is the elites, the rich, tend to be the one telling us we're not doing enough and we have to be better and we're not sacrificing enough.

01:34:22.000 And this goes back to yesterday's show with Carlos Maza, whose mom has a $10 million condo that looks like a restaurant and has a fireplace on the roof in the upper west side.

01:34:32.000 She's got massive mansions. 1.00

01:34:34.000 And all he talks about is mansions and how we need to eat the rich.

01:34:38.000 So this guy is obviously doing exactly the same thing.

01:34:41.000 So it's a relevant question because it's a relevant pattern.

01:34:45.000 How this works?

01:34:46.000 Is that how it works?

01:34:49.000 You're aware that we're talking about climate change.

01:34:51.000 Do you want to see my underwear?

01:34:52.000 You asked to see my underwear.

01:34:54.000 But you asked to see my underwear.

01:34:55.000 What do you think about climate change?

01:34:56.000 I'm just asking, you know, like I said when you asked me, I still haven't got the score.

01:35:02.000 You still haven't got your score.

01:35:03.000 I can't count.

01:35:04.000 Why does my score matter?

01:35:05.000 We've got my edible.

01:35:06.000 You've forgotten.

01:35:10.000 Oh yeah, so the letter that I remembered was, Mike has an update.

01:35:16.000 And it was explained to us.

01:35:18.000 Here's the deal. 1.00

01:35:19.000 When she says, a dime for 70, that's a fucking deal. 0.99

01:35:24.000 She's saying, I'll give you $70 of food stamps for $10 of Coke at Math Speed. 0.99

01:35:34.000 Which is obviously $10 of Coke in this day and age would be like a flat sugar cube amount.

01:35:42.000 And these people, you know, they use EBT cards, they use food stamps, but obviously there's a massive exchange rate because now the guy has to go to the grocery store to get his money's worth.

01:35:51.000 But $10 of drugs and I get $70 of food, it is a good deal.

01:35:56.000 She's right. 0.99

01:35:58.000 And he should fucking say yes. 0.99

01:36:01.000 Wake him up. 0.99

01:36:02.000 Make him say yes. 0.68

01:36:04.000 Get fired.

01:36:06.000 Get in trouble.

01:36:08.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.

01:36:12.000 Got hard feelings.

01:36:13.000 You can try me if you wanna go and test your luck.

01:36:17.000 Tell them boss couldn't get me.

01:36:19.000 I'll be right through the city.

01:36:21.000 Young rich and I'm pretty.

01:36:22.000 Homie, don't get it twisted. 1.00

01:36:24.000 Give it shit and I'll see me now. 1.00

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 10, 2020

S02E135 - LEDERRAPPIN [2020-03-10 - S02E135 - LEDERRAPPIN]

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