Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E134 - VIRAL VIDEOS [2020-03-09 - S02E134 - VIRAL VIDEOS]

00:00:02.000 Don't call it a comeback.

00:00:03.000 I've been here for years.

00:00:05.000 I'm rocking my pants.

00:00:06.000 What's up is it fair?

00:00:07.000 Making the tears rain down like a monster.

00:00:10.000 Listen to the bass go boom, explosions.

00:00:13.000 Hey, live from New York.

00:00:15.000 Just get off my lawn with Kevin Simmons.

00:00:20.000 That'll make you call the cops.

00:00:21.000 Don't you dare stare.

00:00:23.000 You better...

00:00:25.000 Thank you.

00:00:26.000 Little delay there on the stop button on my ghetto blast.

00:00:30.000 Things getting old.

00:00:30.000 The buttons falling.

00:00:31.000 I took the motorcycle to Manhattan today.

00:00:35.000 Breezing through traffic, weaving in out of cars, parking for a fortune, but it's worth it. 0.65

00:00:42.000 And that's why I have my helmet here at the office, at the studio, which a lot of you say is gay. 1.00

00:00:48.000 I've noticed that with young men, like when I told those young, those Zoomers that I wanted to fuck them with my heels on, they went, you're a faggot, Gavin. 1.00

00:00:57.000 And I sympathize, because I remember before my sexuality, when it was just starting, that freaked the fuck out of me. 1.00

00:01:04.000 I remember being 13 and seeing the Rocky Horror Picture Show and loving it.

00:01:10.000 I actually saw it with Shane, who I ended up starting Vice with 10 years later.

00:01:14.000 And I thought that movie was cool, but why'd they have to have that disgusting gay scene where Frankenferder and Barry Bostwick, Brad, they horse around? 1.00

00:01:27.000 How disgusting. 0.99

00:01:29.000 Now, after being drowned in Faggotry for my entire adult life, I'm just like, oh yeah, there was a gay scene in there. 1.00

00:01:34.000 You don't care anymore. 1.00

00:01:36.000 So like someone calling your helmet gay when you're 15 is the end of the world. 0.98

00:01:40.000 I remember I had a poster on my wall of Rod Stewart and my buddy goes, you know that he sucked off so many sheep he had to have his stomach pumped from all this sheep jizz, which I'm not even sure exists. 1.00

00:01:54.000 And I was just like, oh, okay.

00:01:56.000 Took out the tax, rolled it up.

00:01:58.000 Nope. 0.99

00:01:59.000 No sheep fuckers on my wall. 1.00

00:02:03.000 And that can be used against you. 0.99

00:02:05.000 Like I've noticed when the alt-right spies are trying to turn people away from me, we don't need to see Rod Stewart, Ryan. 1.00

00:02:12.000 They'll say, yeah, he stuck a dildo up his ass to own the libs. 1.00

00:02:16.000 Well, no, I stuck a dildo up my ass because it was funny. 1.00

00:02:20.000 And it wasn't really up my ass. 1.00

00:02:21.000 Like, they make that sound like it was on a chat room. 0.99

00:02:24.000 Or what do you call those?

00:02:25.000 A chat group?

00:02:26.000 What do you call it?

00:02:27.000 A webcam.

00:02:28.000 But I was a webcam boy. 1.00

00:02:30.000 I was making fun of how Hillary dances like something's up her ass. 1.00

00:02:33.000 You know how I know you didn't really fully commit to it? 0.99

00:02:35.000 Why? 1.00

00:02:36.000 Because if it was a bet and we're like, I'll give you $100 if you put a dildo in your ass, you wouldn't get the $100. 1.00

00:02:41.000 That wouldn't be bet worthy. 1.00

00:02:42.000 We would be like, it's not really in your ass, dude. 1.00

00:02:44.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:02:44.000 Get it up there. 0.99

00:02:45.000 Well, the way to be sure is to smell the bass.

00:02:49.000 Okay.

00:02:50.000 That's the new t-shirts we're putting out.

00:02:52.000 Smell the bass.

00:02:55.000 I'm a little verclimped because I just found out that Tommy Robinson signed to InfoWars.

00:02:59.000 Oh, not us?

00:03:01.000 Why wouldn't you sign to Censored.tv, Tom?

00:03:05.000 We're your buddies.

00:03:05.000 I think Ryan and I are going to go up to England for his trial and get into some mischief.

00:03:11.000 But Ryan had a brilliant idea that I'm borderline thinking of going to Amazon and buying right now.

00:03:17.000 We show up there in London, England with striped shirts on, berets and red scarves and baguettes and say, hello, we are finally in London, England.

00:03:28.000 London town.

00:03:31.000 We could buy the baguettes there.

00:03:32.000 The thing I like about that joke is I don't get it. 0.97

00:03:35.000 It's just that I'm so culturally retarded. 0.93

00:03:37.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:03:41.000 But yeah, we play that opening song, not because the weather is beautiful enough to ride your motorcycle, but because it reminds us of boxing.

00:03:49.000 Obviously, it's a boxing song.

00:03:51.000 And Adam Nowaki, no, Kaonaki, was absolutely destroyed on Saturday night.

00:03:59.000 And it was a, he's a great fighter.

00:04:01.000 Do you have his sizzle reel?

00:04:02.000 Yeah, it's not numbered.

00:04:04.000 It's between 18 and 19.

00:04:05.000 Oh, I love this shot.

00:04:06.000 I forget who that was.

00:04:07.000 He was fighting.

00:04:08.000 But go back, go back, go back. 1.00

00:04:09.000 There's nothing better than seeing a guy going, what you going to do, bitch? 1.00

00:04:12.000 You call that a punch? 0.99

00:04:13.000 So he puts his arms down.

00:04:15.000 What you got, something?

00:04:16.000 He sticks his face out.

00:04:18.000 All right, fine. 1.00

00:04:20.000 I'll smash your face to smithereens if you want to stick your face out. 1.00

00:04:24.000 This guy's blocking me. 1.00

00:04:25.000 He's a Polack from South Brooklyn. 1.00

00:04:27.000 You know, Brighton Beach where all the Russians are by Coney Island. 1.00

00:04:31.000 He used to fight at Gleason's gym in Manhattan.

00:04:33.000 I know guys that have fought him, and apparently his fists feel like battering rams.

00:04:37.000 Like you feel like the SWAT team is breaking into your apartment every time you get hit in the face.

00:04:41.000 But your face is the apartment.

00:04:43.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:04:44.000 There's a kidnapping going on in your brain. 0.97

00:04:47.000 Oh, look at that. 0.96

00:04:49.000 Look at that.

00:04:49.000 Did you see that spit fly?

00:04:51.000 I think I felt it.

00:04:52.000 Anyway, he's up against this big Viking, but when you're up against a monster, you're just hoping that these little bonk, bonk, bonks, and it looks like the monster is losing. 1.00

00:05:01.000 He had landed like 200 punches for every 20 that Alanius landed, but he was just waiting.

00:05:08.000 All I need is one, one febreze, and you're dust in the wind.

00:05:15.000 Okay, this is my new thing.

00:05:17.000 After the guys knocked down, end the fight. 1.00

00:05:21.000 Like MMA, maybe I'm a pussy. 0.97

00:05:23.000 Maybe I'm too much of a sweetie to be a boxing fan, but this whole like, the comeback, don't call it a comeback. 0.99

00:05:31.000 Don't have a comeback.

00:05:32.000 You obviously can have a comeback in your career. 1.00

00:05:34.000 But once you're on your ass, I've been knocked unconscious before. 1.00

00:05:37.000 I didn't know who my children were. 1.00

00:05:39.000 I didn't know I had kids.

00:05:40.000 I knew my wife's name.

00:05:42.000 I knew it was relevant.

00:05:42.000 I didn't know who she was.

00:05:44.000 I had no idea what I was doing in Oakland, of all places.

00:05:47.000 And it took me 45 minutes to get my brain back. 0.98

00:05:51.000 Not fucking 10 seconds, not a 10 second count. 0.99

00:05:54.000 You're not you after you get knocked out. 0.99

00:05:57.000 It's sort of like some dude at the bar on the weekend was talking about that whole like, stop resisting, stop the resisting.

00:06:02.000 After they've tased.

00:06:04.000 After you've been tased, you're just in dinosaur mode.

00:06:09.000 You're not like, all right, that was a pretty good tasing.

00:06:11.000 I should probably put my hands behind my back.

00:06:13.000 You're not you.

00:06:14.000 You're chrome magnet.

00:06:16.000 It's primordial.

00:06:17.000 Like, same with when you see these skaters and they go, well, I'm going to light myself on fire and then go down this half pipe into the water.

00:06:25.000 And then the second they're on fire, they just go, blah, blah, blah.

00:06:28.000 They're not themselves anymore.

00:06:29.000 They become firemen.

00:06:32.000 It reboots your hard drive.

00:06:34.000 So while someone's hard drive is being rebooted, they shouldn't have to fight anyone.

00:06:40.000 And you'll notice in Saturday's fight, after he gets knocked down, he's not Adam Konaki anymore.

00:06:48.000 So let's show him first being knocked down.

00:06:50.000 That's 19.

00:06:51.000 Coming up quick, fast.

00:06:59.000 No, you're going to make it way bigger.

00:07:02.000 See, he got it right in there.

00:07:04.000 Now he's not doing well.

00:07:07.000 They probably should have ended the fight there, but I'll let the fight go on.

00:07:11.000 Alright, now he just, he's already dazed there.

00:07:13.000 It wasn't that much of a jab that put him up.

00:07:15.000 Now look at him stand.

00:07:17.000 Stop the fight here.

00:07:19.000 I don't like this whole, That's his wife. 1.00

00:07:26.000 He ended up in the hospital that night, by the way.

00:07:30.000 Look, see, that's not Adam anymore.

00:07:32.000 That's a stranger.

00:07:36.000 He became me.

00:07:38.000 Look at him.

00:07:41.000 He's not alive, right?

00:07:42.000 This is just sick.

00:07:43.000 I was yelling, stop the fight at this point.

00:07:48.000 Look at that.

00:07:49.000 Just stop.

00:07:52.000 And yes, there's a handful of times when a guy gets knocked out and he comes back and wins.

00:07:57.000 This wasn't one of those times.

00:08:00.000 Doesn't that guy remind you of Techno Viking, by the way?

00:08:03.000 Oh, yeah, the 2-1.

00:08:05.000 I showed that to my wife after seeing the fight.

00:08:07.000 And she goes, I've never seen that before.

00:08:09.000 How could you not have seen Techno Viking?

00:08:11.000 Like, how many views does that have?

00:08:14.000 This, oh, man.

00:08:15.000 Let's see.

00:08:16.000 This one has 613.

00:08:18.000 It's a re-upload.

00:08:19.000 Oh, yeah.

00:08:19.000 So she's dancing like this.

00:08:21.000 And some wasted dude, you may have to scroll ahead.

00:08:23.000 It's not wasted, but he's very high.

00:08:25.000 Everyone's on speed and MDMA and stuff.

00:08:29.000 No, no, no.

00:08:30.000 You went way too far ahead.

00:08:32.000 Yeah, go back a little bit more.

00:08:35.000 So the guy in the black tank top just sort of goes careening into her.

00:08:39.000 I don't think it's meant to be violent.

00:08:40.000 I think he's just like Adam Kaunaki, not himself.

00:08:44.000 So Viking Man grabs him, says, what are you doing, dude?

00:08:48.000 Stop it.

00:08:48.000 And then he does...

00:08:52.000 I'm showing you a viral video that everyone's seen, but it's relevant because I did some research.

00:08:57.000 This is the point.

00:08:59.000 The super point. 1.00

00:09:04.000 Make sure you do a super point if you ever want to keep someone in like, oh, you just cropped it because you're an asshole. 0.99

00:09:11.000 So now he's bad tripping. 0.99

00:09:14.000 Because if you're on speed in MDMA and you have your adrenaline starts pumping like that, you lose your fun vibe.

00:09:20.000 So it would take someone like a stranger to give you water and that sort of selfless gesture that would make you go, you know what?

00:09:28.000 I'm actually in a good mood.

00:09:29.000 And they all start following him.

00:09:30.000 They're waiting on his every move.

00:09:32.000 No, it's obviously the trolley that has the cameraman.

00:09:35.000 That's what they're following.

00:09:39.000 Do you think cameras are some sort of omnipotent eye?

00:09:42.000 Like God sent you this video?

00:09:45.000 If you're seeing something, it's being filmed, Ryan.

00:09:48.000 Okay. 0.99

00:09:49.000 So then he's just fucking GOTER! 0.98

00:09:51.000 Anyway, I checked him out recently, and you're never going to believe this. 0.98

00:09:56.000 I would put up like a hundred grand that you would never guess what happened to him.

00:10:00.000 He's a gardener.

00:10:02.000 No, actually, he works in research right now.

00:10:06.000 But he was a lumberjack, but when he was on speed, he punched a tree so hard, it fell onto his boss and broke his boss's leg.

00:10:17.000 Says they don't make speed like that anymore.

00:10:20.000 Or trees.

00:10:21.000 Okay, you ready for where he is now?

00:10:23.000 Yeah.

00:10:26.000 That guy that bumped into that chick, he married.

00:10:30.000 That link is just talking about how he sued the dude who made the video. 0.98

00:10:34.000 And this guy fucking bugs me because he says, for all intensive purposes. 0.96

00:10:39.000 For all intents and purposes. 0.99

00:10:43.000 And yes, when I say without further to do, I'm aware it's without further ado.

00:10:50.000 So that's just a video about the Viking I suing him.

00:10:52.000 But then there's this other article, which would be 2-3, talking about where are they now.

00:10:58.000 Well, yes, Steve is the guy wearing the black vest in the video, the guy I threatened.

00:11:02.000 That night we hooked up and had the best sex of our lives.

00:11:06.000 We got married last year.

00:11:08.000 He's married to that dude. 1.00

00:11:11.000 To that dude?

00:11:12.000 Yes.

00:11:12.000 Oh.

00:11:13.000 He's a gay. 1.00

00:11:14.000 Oh, oh, oh. 0.97

00:11:15.000 Why is he gay? 1.00

00:11:17.000 You are a gay. 1.00

00:11:18.000 He is now being gay. 1.00

00:11:20.000 Wow. 0.99

00:11:21.000 So he grabbed his arm like, hey, what are you doing with that chick? 0.95

00:11:23.000 But he really was like, I see something.

00:11:24.000 No, no, no.

00:11:25.000 Everything was legit.

00:11:26.000 But after the guy said, look, I'm sorry.

00:11:28.000 I was wasted.

00:11:29.000 I just fell on that girl.

00:11:30.000 And he was like, you have beastung lips. 1.00

00:11:33.000 You have perfect blowjob lips. 0.99

00:11:34.000 And he said, thanks. 0.99

00:11:38.000 This is where young men start to barf. 0.96

00:11:40.000 And old guys go, nothing wrong with that. 1.00

00:11:47.000 That's what we think of the gays.

00:11:49.000 We don't hate you. 0.85

00:11:50.000 We don't particularly like you.

00:11:52.000 We don't have an opinion on you.

00:11:53.000 Speaking of where are they now, is remember the Democracy Manifest guy, 2-4? 0.99

00:11:59.000 He was a guy that was arrested and he said, don't touch my penis. 0.99

00:12:03.000 He came to the place and come and arrested me. 1.00

00:12:06.000 Oh, yeah.

00:12:06.000 When Cecil George Edwards was arrested in the Chinatown Mall last Friday, the Valley Police thought they had one of Queensland's most wanted.

00:12:14.000 Instead, he was a petty criminal working under several aliases, the police allege a con man with a flair for acting.

00:12:22.000 What is the charge?

00:12:23.000 Hitting meoles! 0.99

00:12:24.000 Upulant Chinese mioles! 1.00

00:12:26.000 Oh, we got the wrong man. 0.92

00:12:28.000 We thought he was an international.

00:12:30.000 He must sell these paintings of himself getting arrested.

00:12:35.000 Which A, I laugh at, and B, I want.

00:12:43.000 I see that you know your judo well.

00:12:46.000 Yeah.

00:12:46.000 I wanted to think that I was off my head a lunatic, so they'd send me to a lunatic asylum so I could escape from there, because it's a bit hard to escape from a city watchhouse.

00:13:00.000 Their prisons are pretty secure.

00:13:02.000 Anyway, I've done me time.

00:13:05.000 I've started to do some paintings of that arrest because some people want them.

00:13:10.000 Painted by the hand of this victim of democracy.

00:13:15.000 Hope I can get a quit out of it.

00:13:17.000 One needs a quid, doesn't it?

00:13:20.000 Why starve?

00:13:21.000 I won't say ta-ta and farewell. 0.92

00:13:24.000 I'll say Alfieza and I love you all.

00:13:28.000 Anyway, I was checking out the chats, who have a new video about eating delicious pub food and then leaving.

00:13:34.000 I think they have two songs about pub food.

00:13:36.000 One is just called Pub Food, and the other one is about dining dashing.

00:13:42.000 What's this one called?

00:13:43.000 Yeah, this is Dine and Dash, which I guess they're accusing that guy of. 1.00

00:13:48.000 I hate when that dude, the singer of the chats, wears fucking sandals. 0.99

00:13:54.000 Can you turn it up perchance? 0.98

00:13:55.000 I want to go out and feel like a god But I don't have a fucking job I can't afford a proper fee I just wish I could eat But I don't have any cash So I'm never gonna do the Dine and Dash Dine and Dash Australia is going through a musical zenith that rivals Britain in 1977.

00:14:22.000 There are so many great bands like the Chats. 0.88

00:14:24.000 It's amazing.

00:14:26.000 And I'm banned from the country.

00:14:30.000 Go to the end of this video, because it's a Where Are They Now special we're doing here.

00:14:37.000 Yeah, so they get arrested.

00:14:39.000 What are you doing?

00:14:41.000 What do you know to these folks?

00:14:42.000 Wait, what's the charge?

00:14:44.000 Eating a meal, a second steakhouse meal.

00:14:48.000 Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.

00:14:53.000 God, you've done Judo before, haven't you?

00:14:56.000 Look, he's cracking up.

00:14:57.000 Stop cracking up.

00:14:58.000 You're wrecking it.

00:14:59.000 Look at your head. 1.00

00:15:00.000 You don't even know where you are, you fool. 1.00

00:15:04.000 Amy. 1.00

00:15:05.000 There you go.

00:15:07.000 Catan fell.

00:15:09.000 What's he said?

00:15:10.000 Oh, see.

00:15:11.000 Easy. 1.00

00:15:12.000 Mike when I get up in penis. 1.00

00:15:15.000 What do you say? 1.00

00:15:16.000 Right when I get out my penis, something. 1.00

00:15:19.000 Well, in the original clip, he accused him of touching his penis. 1.00

00:15:21.000 Right. 0.99

00:15:22.000 We get SWAT teams in Australia for people who die into ash.

00:15:25.000 Is that what we're doing?

00:15:26.000 All right.

00:15:26.000 So I guess it's time to start the show at some point.

00:15:30.000 Coronavirus must be discussed. 0.98

00:15:32.000 I kept my kids home from school today, which felt like a pussy move. 1.00

00:15:35.000 I also took them to a bouncy place in New Rochelle, which is where the epicenter of the virus outbreak was. 0.74

00:15:43.000 I didn't really think about it till I got there.

00:15:46.000 But two things are going on. 0.95

00:15:48.000 One, blacks don't seem to think they can get it. 1.00

00:15:52.000 And the bouncy sky bounce or whatever in New Rochelle is 99% black. 1.00

00:15:57.000 I think I was the only white person there.

00:15:59.000 My kids don't count, right?

00:16:02.000 It is ghetto.

00:16:03.000 It's not just black. 0.99

00:16:04.000 It is ghetto. 0.99

00:16:05.000 Like do-rags on the staff. 0.95

00:16:08.000 And facial tattoos are not unusual.

00:16:10.000 That's sort of the norm.

00:16:11.000 Do-rags and facial tattoos are the norm. 1.00

00:16:13.000 New Rochelle fucking sucks. 1.00

00:16:17.000 God, it's a hellhole. 1.00

00:16:22.000 Anyway, all right, that's enough, Ryan.

00:16:26.000 And then the kids are like using the water fountain, so I'm making them wash their hands.

00:16:29.000 And I'm thinking, we're washing our hands, so we're at the germ epicenter of the germ epicenter of the germ epicenter.

00:16:35.000 Who cares if we wash our hands?

00:16:37.000 Anyway, a lot of Westchester schools are closing for the entire year now, ending their school year.

00:16:43.000 Wow.

00:16:44.000 So I thought, I'm going to wait a couple days.

00:16:46.000 And then if the school has a quarantine, at least I got on at the beginning of it, you know?

00:16:51.000 I'd hate to send my kids to school Monday, Tuesday, and then they have a quarantine for 10 days, and my kids were subject to it.

00:16:59.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.98

00:17:00.000 Now, if they don't ever do a quarantine, if they don't ever ban school, well, then I fucked up. 0.98

00:17:04.000 So we're rolling the dice. 0.96

00:17:06.000 But I don't know.

00:17:06.000 How do you feel about coronavirus?

00:17:09.000 Sticks and hammers all pissed.

00:17:10.000 I am the aunt angry.

00:17:14.000 Sticks and hammers all pissed.

00:17:19.000 We should get Sticks and Hammer on the show. 0.93

00:17:21.000 Yeah, I think it sticks hex and hammer, but.

00:17:24.000 Sticks, Hex, and Hammer.

00:17:25.000 You're not allowed to make up a funny nickname for yourself and then get pissed when people get it wrong.

00:17:28.000 I can get pissed at McGinnis instead of McInnes, but you can't get pissed at Styx and Hexenhammer.

00:17:36.000 Weird dude.

00:17:37.000 Is that three different things?

00:17:38.000 Styx, Hex, and Hammer, or Hexen?

00:17:42.000 Aren't you looking at the actual word as you ask that?

00:17:44.000 Yeah, but is that...

00:17:47.000 I know what a hammer is.

00:17:50.000 All right, everyone.

00:17:50.000 What a Hexen.

00:17:52.000 Styx, Hexen, Hammer.

00:17:54.000 666.

00:17:55.000 He's a Satanist, you know.

00:17:58.000 As one is wont to do.

00:18:00.000 Okay, much funner than the coronavirus, of course, is Carlos Maza.

00:18:07.000 Great.

00:18:07.000 I didn't include this.

00:18:08.000 Great article in the New York Post about him.

00:18:12.000 I believe it's a tweet.

00:18:13.000 The picture is him saying, sorry, grandma, we're communists now.

00:18:17.000 His mother is a multi-millionaire.

00:18:22.000 There we go.

00:18:22.000 YouTube socialist Carlos Maza slams the wealthy, but lived in luxury.

00:18:26.000 Now, this is a pattern I am seeing.

00:18:30.000 The real most fervent communists, the ones who think handouts are the best, are the ones who have been receiving handouts their entire lives, including the guy who started it all, Marx.

00:18:42.000 Marx never had a job.

00:18:45.000 Marx was a rich kid.

00:18:47.000 He was subject of philanthropy.

00:18:52.000 Rich people gave it to him. 0.90

00:18:53.000 Now, I'll allow you to discuss socialism if you don't bitch about rich people all the time.

00:18:59.000 And you say, look, I may or may not have made a lot of money, but I still think we should pay more, blah, blah, blah.

00:19:04.000 But that's not the way Carlos Maza's spending dialogue works out.

00:19:10.000 He talks about eating the rich, literally.

00:19:14.000 And he says, just found out James Carville, who spends his time lecturing Democrats for being too far left, lives in an absolutely obscene four-story mansion.

00:19:25.000 And dear God, can we stop taking political advice from the ultra-wealthy?

00:19:29.000 Carlos Mazza is ultra-wealthy.

00:19:33.000 Now, John Levine discovered this.

00:19:34.000 John Levine, I talked to him.

00:19:36.000 You might remember him from the footage at CPAC, young Jewish guy.

00:19:40.000 He was also the guy that got attacked by Antifa filming right after they beat up that old Jewish dude.

00:19:46.000 I had a bad feeling about him ever since I had dinner with him and Coulter, where he said, I wrote a hit piece about you.

00:19:52.000 I don't even really remember it.

00:19:55.000 But, and that pissed me off because I thought, why are you in this vocation if you don't care about what you're writing?

00:20:01.000 I understand people being dishonest, but there's a lot of different jobs you could do.

00:20:05.000 Anyway, I'm starting to like John.

00:20:07.000 He's starting to earn his keep.

00:20:09.000 No, that's none of him.

00:20:10.000 Yeah, he looks like Judd Appetow.

00:20:12.000 So he's definitely not any of these guys.

00:20:14.000 John Levine.

00:20:16.000 What were you spelling out?

00:20:18.000 John Levine.

00:20:19.000 J-O-N. 1.00

00:20:20.000 Yep.

00:20:22.000 And also in that article, but go back to that New York Post article.

00:20:25.000 I think he actually says eat the rich.

00:20:27.000 Go down. 0.99

00:20:33.000 Okay, we should treat gay people the same way we treat it. 1.00

00:20:35.000 Eating them when they get too rich. 0.99

00:20:37.000 Yeah, we should treat gay people the same way we treat straight people, eating them when they get too rich. 1.00

00:20:44.000 And then he has a great line. 0.97

00:20:46.000 He says, but if Mazda wants to start eating the rich, he may have to begin with his own family.

00:20:53.000 And then we scroll down and notice that his mother lives in a $10 million mansion.

00:20:59.000 Is that it there?

00:21:00.000 Yeah, I think so.

00:21:01.000 Yeah.

00:21:01.000 Realtor.com waterfront place in Boca.

00:21:04.000 $7.1 million mansion on the upper west side of Manhattan. 0.84

00:21:09.000 This is the guy who tormented Crowder for making fun of him and calling him gay, even though he calls himself gay wonk. 0.93

00:21:18.000 Whoa. 0.92

00:21:20.000 38 million.

00:21:21.000 So Levine says, go to 11. 0.99

00:21:24.000 Levine tweets out his pictures, pictures of these homes and says, this is the guy who says, eat the rich and gives shit to James Carville for having too much money. 0.99

00:21:34.000 This is the socialist. 0.99

00:21:36.000 Sorry, no, communist.

00:21:38.000 Do you have it there?

00:21:39.000 Yeah, that's just not loading.

00:21:40.000 1-1.

00:21:41.000 It took me forever to load it.

00:21:42.000 There we go.

00:21:43.000 Yeah.

00:21:44.000 Dear God, can we stop taking political advice from the ultra-wealthy?

00:21:47.000 Gay Wong. 0.98

00:21:48.000 Now, this got John Levine suspended.

00:21:52.000 I contacted him to ask him to come on the show because we're sort of the place you go when you get booted.

00:21:57.000 And he hasn't gotten back to me.

00:22:02.000 Oh, there's their Upper West Side condo.

00:22:04.000 Oh, look at their Upper West Side condo.

00:22:06.000 It has a fireplace on the roof in Manhattan.

00:22:08.000 Wow.

00:22:11.000 No, no, do more on that.

00:22:13.000 Go back up.

00:22:13.000 So this is the socialist.

00:22:15.000 This is the New York communist who is sick of the wealthy telling us what to do.

00:22:21.000 Web archive takes a while to load.

00:22:23.000 You should be prepared.

00:22:24.000 But I want to see those other.

00:22:25.000 Yeah, that's awesome.

00:22:27.000 So it's one of the most beautiful buildings in, I believe the most expensive city in America.

00:22:33.000 One of the most expensive cities in the world.

00:22:37.000 Look at that.

00:22:38.000 That's Carlos Maz's place. 1.00

00:22:40.000 Look at this fucking house. 1.00

00:22:42.000 Yeah, it's a beautiful restaurant. 1.00

00:22:44.000 This is a communist home.

00:22:47.000 This is someone who's totally okay with getting free money.

00:22:50.000 I wonder why.

00:22:52.000 That's like my buddy from Austin, Trace.

00:22:56.000 He's been getting free money since his dad died, and he's a fervent socialist.

00:22:59.000 Yeah, because you've been on welfare your whole life.

00:23:02.000 Mass is on welfare.

00:23:05.000 You know, I saw this.

00:23:06.000 This has been deleted from Twitter because Katie Hopkins is also banned. 0.76

00:23:09.000 John Levine is back, by the way, because he deleted the tweet that we just saw.

00:23:14.000 But Katie Hopkins is still banned. 0.94

00:23:15.000 And I'm remiss because this picture is of a video that I can't find anymore that is so awesome where the guy with the t-shirt, that's someone from UKIP in the middle.

00:23:29.000 Katie's obviously at the end.

00:23:30.000 And then that guy like this, he's... 0.99

00:23:38.000 He's giving her shit about the environment and what we have to do and how she doesn't care about the environment. 0.99

00:23:43.000 And she goes, I've noticed with a lot of you political activists that you tend to be quite wealthy. 0.99

00:23:49.000 And you're telling the working classes and the rest of us what to do and what to recycle and how to behave.

00:23:55.000 Yet you people seem to be able to do whatever you want.

00:23:59.000 And it just seems strange to me that you'd have the wealthy constantly telling the poor that they should live better lives, which is exactly what Carlos Maza does, right?

00:24:08.000 And he loses his temper.

00:24:09.000 And then at one point, the cameraman goes, what does it matter?

00:24:15.000 The cameraman's American, even though they're in London.

00:24:17.000 And he goes, what underwear do you wear?

00:24:18.000 What color is your underwear?

00:24:19.000 It doesn't matter. 1.00

00:24:20.000 Who gives a fuck? 0.99

00:24:21.000 And of course, he refused to say what school he's from. 1.00

00:24:24.000 That's a really great way to nail British people, by the way. 1.00

00:24:27.000 You ask them what school they went to because their big shame is being poor. 0.98

00:24:32.000 The American equivalent would be to ask them black stuff. 0.98

00:24:35.000 Like, what do black people put on their chicken when they order it from a bodega to go? 1.00

00:24:42.000 The answer, by the way, is salt, pepper, and ketchup. 0.89

00:24:46.000 These are questions Kamala Harris couldn't answer.

00:24:48.000 Not doing good on this reverse image, church.

00:24:51.000 Anyway, it's gone, but it was really funny because he just refused to answer.

00:24:56.000 They are all rich kids.

00:24:58.000 We're getting told what to do from rich kids are telling us what to do how to live. 1.00

00:25:04.000 Spoiled fucking brats. 1.00

00:25:09.000 Also in the news, this Nazi Hunter show has to be seen to be believed. 1.00

00:25:14.000 I was going to do a green screen of it, but I have another spoiled brat that I want to show you on the green screen. 1.00

00:25:19.000 But check out this episode.

00:25:24.000 So this is one three.

00:25:28.000 We've seen this in the trailer.

00:25:36.000 Did you go back to the very beginning?

00:25:38.000 Let me see it again.

00:25:41.000 Jesus, man, this is this is really something.

00:25:45.000 So she's, you saw this in the trailer.

00:25:46.000 She points at him and she goes, Nazi!

00:25:50.000 Now there are Nazis probably in America.

00:25:53.000 There's Nazis still alive. 0.98

00:25:54.000 How old do you have to be to be a Nazi?

00:25:57.000 Let's say you were 20 in 1943, right?

00:26:01.000 I think they just sent it so.

00:26:02.000 2020 minus 1943 equals 77.

00:26:09.000 So you'd have to be 97, basically, and you'd be one of the young bucks.

00:26:14.000 So this guy, I guess, is a 97-year-old.

00:26:16.000 He's a 100-year-old.

00:26:18.000 And he's lurking.

00:26:19.000 And not only do these old, decrepit, 100-year-old centenarian Nazis live among us, but they appear to be in their early 70s, which I mean, I guess he was a baby when he was a Nazi in World War II. 0.73

00:26:30.000 And they also have been killing people and murdering, and they need to be stopped.

00:26:37.000 And I love this show because it is a hilarious parody on how the far left operates and how they think.

00:26:44.000 It's genius.

00:26:45.000 It's really funny.

00:26:47.000 I don't think it's meant to be a comedy, although it's directed or what, produced by Kian Peele.

00:26:52.000 Or is it the same production company that Jordan Peale uses?

00:26:56.000 I could find that out.

00:26:56.000 I was pretty sure it was Jordan Peele.

00:26:58.000 Okay, so keep going with this.

00:27:00.000 And in my own gosh darn home, I think I'd like you to leave now. 0.92

00:27:06.000 Austin! 0.99

00:27:07.000 Nazi! 0.96

00:27:08.000 Stop him! 0.97

00:27:10.000 Stop him! 0.87

00:27:11.000 She's like 22?

00:27:21.000 Wait, bang, bang, bang.

00:27:23.000 I guess he killed the kids?

00:27:25.000 His three sons?

00:27:28.000 30 years.

00:27:29.000 Turn it up.

00:27:32.000 Wait, go back.

00:27:33.000 How many years of work?

00:27:34.000 30.

00:27:35.000 But so this takes place in the 70s?

00:27:39.000 Is that what it is?

00:27:40.000 Oh, okay, yes.

00:27:41.000 Okay, that's a stretch, but alright.

00:27:42.000 30 years of work.

00:27:44.000 Oh, that's why he's not too old.

00:27:45.000 Right.

00:27:46.000 I got you.

00:27:47.000 30 years of work that was.

00:27:51.000 My entire life.

00:27:51.000 So just pause.

00:27:52.000 Wait a minute.

00:27:52.000 So if this happened in the 70s, we missed all this.

00:27:55.000 Yeah.

00:27:55.000 Like they managed to live to the 90s.

00:27:57.000 So this is sort of like, hey, America, what were you doing sleeping on all these secret Nazis?

00:28:01.000 So have you noticed he has a German accent now?

00:28:04.000 So for 30 years, since 1943, he moved there.

00:28:07.000 Then he learned to speak Southern.

00:28:10.000 And he's been in disguise this whole time.

00:28:12.000 But for 30 years, he's known that there was a possibility that someone's going to notice him, especially because he doesn't have any beard or anything.

00:28:20.000 He looks like he always did.

00:28:21.000 So at all times, he just has a gun.

00:28:24.000 He has a gun nearby.

00:28:26.000 Ready. 1.00

00:28:27.000 Just in case this whole shit hits the fan. 1.00

00:28:30.000 And guns, by the way, are very hard to balance on motorcycle helmets. 1.00

00:28:37.000 So he's ready to shoot. 0.98

00:28:38.000 He's ready to shoot. 0.97

00:28:46.000 By the way, just pause again. 0.93

00:28:47.000 Sorry?

00:28:48.000 This happened to Faith Goldie at a bar in Toronto. 0.61

00:28:51.000 A woman reacted exactly like this. 0.93

00:28:53.000 And I've told you the story before, but I have to tell it again.

00:28:56.000 So the woman didn't even recognize her.

00:28:58.000 A man recognized her and said, that's a Nazi. 0.99

00:29:00.000 That's a racist. 0.97

00:29:01.000 And then the woman said, there's a racist here in this restaurant. 1.00

00:29:05.000 And then she collapsed and was having convulsions on the ground.

00:29:09.000 So that part of the show is not exaggerating. 0.99

00:29:13.000 American pig siring three tainted swine. 0.99

00:29:18.000 That he was killed, I guess. 1.00

00:29:19.000 How long I'd wanted to snap their little necks. 0.96

00:29:22.000 Okay, just pause. 0.97

00:29:24.000 So this guy has been a secret Nazi. 0.97

00:29:26.000 He hates Americans. 1.00

00:29:28.000 Thinks they're disgusting. 0.99

00:29:29.000 I don't think the Nazis did hate Americans, per se, until they started getting killed by them. 0.98

00:29:35.000 So he makes three kids and he hates them. 0.97

00:29:38.000 His whole life, he hates them.

00:29:39.000 Couldn't use escape somewhere else?

00:29:42.000 Well, Operation Paperclip, it might be based on Operation Paperclip.

00:29:46.000 And that was what, when the Nazis came and hid here?

00:29:48.000 Yeah, I think Joe Biggs mentioned that yesterday.

00:29:50.000 I was on a show and he was talking about this.

00:29:53.000 I think this based around Operation Paperclip.

00:29:55.000 Well, they did have that rocket engineer move here, but everyone knew he was a Nazi.

00:30:01.000 You know what I was told from an old person is after World War II, we weren't that disgusted by the Nazis because we didn't know about the Holocaust.

00:30:08.000 Oh, right.

00:30:10.000 And we just thought that was one of the teams that we were fighting and they lost.

00:30:13.000 And then the pictures and the documentation and started coming out and we started seeing the horrors and then we realized that they were monsters.

00:30:23.000 But America loved Hitler before the war and they didn't hate him that much in 1945.

00:30:31.000 Ah, they probably didn't.

00:30:32.000 You get what I'm saying?

00:30:33.000 1445, I guess.

00:30:35.000 Any chance I get.

00:30:37.000 God is on your hands, my girl.

00:30:40.000 He's got a point. 1.00

00:30:42.000 Leave it to the Jew to think only of its own pathetic existence. 1.00

00:30:50.000 You hast gedach, their clique is for pie. 1.00

00:30:54.000 Pretty impressive that he memorized this German.

00:30:57.000 That's the only thing I was thinking when I watched this scene, because it's so absurd.

00:31:00.000 It's not like you're worried about her or think of him as bad.

00:31:03.000 You're just like, this is...

00:31:04.000 I'm watching two cartoon animals.

00:31:18.000 Just pause.

00:31:19.000 Isn't it funny how she's meant to personify Jewish pride and she got a brutal nose job? 0.93

00:31:26.000 Is that what that is?

00:31:27.000 That is a weird.

00:31:28.000 Yeah.

00:31:29.000 Well, it's hard to keep the nostrils symmetrical because after you do the nose job, you keep growing.

00:31:33.000 Oh, those are way unsymmetrical.

00:31:34.000 Holy cow. 0.89

00:31:35.000 Yeah.

00:31:36.000 They're two different nostrils from two different people.

00:31:40.000 You didn't survive.

00:31:42.000 You marinated.

00:31:46.000 I'm so glad I didn't gas you in the camps.

00:31:50.000 This is so much more tenacious.

00:31:53.000 Gas you in the camps.

00:31:54.000 What are they, vampires? 0.85

00:31:56.000 This is trivializing the Holocaust.

00:31:59.000 Yeah, this is the.

00:32:00.000 Wait, wait, I don't understand that gas.

00:32:02.000 I haven't really watched the entire episode, to be honest.

00:32:04.000 I just love the clips.

00:32:05.000 But are they immortal?

00:32:08.000 Is that what's going on?

00:32:10.000 No, wait, which part did you get?

00:32:12.000 He said, I'm so happy I didn't get to gas you in the camps. 0.99

00:32:15.000 Yeah, because that way he could shoot her now. 0.95

00:32:17.000 Thank you, Ryan. 0.99

00:32:18.000 As if she marinated.

00:32:20.000 But if, what does she live?

00:32:21.000 Like, is she 50?

00:32:23.000 is she a hundred years old?

00:32:24.000 No, Oh, right.

00:32:28.000 So if she was in the camps and she was eight.

00:32:31.000 Yeah, something that, yeah.

00:32:32.000 Or maybe, you'd have to be like, 40, 50, 60.

00:32:37.000 So she's 40.

00:32:39.000 Looks great, by the way, for 40.

00:32:41.000 Yeah, that's.

00:32:41.000 you look fantastic.

00:32:42.000 But why would a Nazi recognize a 40-year-old from when she was 11?

00:32:48.000 Oh, yeah, good point.

00:32:50.000 Especially because she had a nose job. 1.00

00:32:53.000 I knew you diff with your other nose.

00:32:59.000 Right, a hungry boy.

00:33:00.000 Look at his red eyes.

00:33:04.000 hungry boys and girls we've all been I feel Seek hell!

00:33:21.000 Geesh.

00:33:23.000 That's a bit rich.

00:33:25.000 So you know what they're going for, right?

00:33:27.000 That's us.

00:33:29.000 I sent that to a liberal friend of mine.

00:33:31.000 I sent that clip and I go, this is what they think of us.

00:33:33.000 And he goes, who's they?

00:33:35.000 Jews? 0.99

00:33:38.000 They're almost as bad as alt-right dudes in that they see Jews in everything you say. 0.98

00:33:43.000 No, I meant like DNC, MSNBC, every college student there is, basically 50% of the country. 0.93

00:33:51.000 Sees us as secret Nazis. 0.95

00:33:53.000 There's a silencer sitting right here where we'll just shoot our three sons that are all like 15 years old. 1.00

00:34:01.000 Fucking. 1.00

00:34:02.000 I have no problem killing my kids. 1.00

00:34:05.000 17 tweets to read before you watch Hunters on Amazon Prime video. 1.00

00:34:09.000 What a ridiculous fucking mess. 1.00

00:34:11.000 1977. 1.00

00:34:15.000 Anyway, so that's funny.

00:34:16.000 Speaking of funny, briefly, the election is just going...

00:34:28.000 I saw a woman, 1-4, talk about how Trump's worried about ISIS.

00:34:33.000 He's radicalized way more people than ISIS.

00:34:35.000 And this kind of relates to the Nazi hunter thing, where they say he gave, he empowered white supremacists to come out of the shadows or something. 0.99

00:34:44.000 So now there's white supremacists everywhere, like at the barbecue with the silencer ready to kill you all. 0.97

00:34:50.000 And that comes from also from law enforcement saying that white supremacy, and this isn't just in America, Britain, Canada, they say white supremacy is a bigger threat to you than jihadism. 0.99

00:35:04.000 There's a weird smell going on in this studio right now.

00:35:07.000 It could be Gary.

00:35:09.000 Gary was in here and he just like smoke bombed the place.

00:35:14.000 We opened all the windows.

00:35:16.000 I'm getting a fan. 0.98

00:35:17.000 I'm going to go to fucking the hardware store, go past the Purell and the masks and buy a fan. 0.99

00:35:22.000 Because he sets foot in here and... 0.99

00:35:26.000 I don't know what it is.

00:35:28.000 Could be the feet stepping in P of some sort or whatever and then on the carpet.

00:35:34.000 You know, P doesn't really stepping.

00:35:35.000 Because where's the physical thing it could have lingered onto, you know?

00:35:38.000 I know.

00:35:40.000 Is it a helmet?

00:35:43.000 No, it can't be your helmet.

00:35:44.000 I think it might be my helmet, dude.

00:35:45.000 Oh, ew.

00:35:46.000 What, do you put it on? 0.93

00:35:47.000 Or you stink?

00:35:48.000 No, it's just like, you know.

00:35:52.000 Some sort of fiberglass.

00:35:54.000 You could probably powder that helmet.

00:35:56.000 Powder that helmet.

00:35:57.000 Yeah.

00:35:58.000 That's the new initiative.

00:36:00.000 But yeah, that's what happened.

00:36:01.000 Gary came in here, reeked up the place.

00:36:03.000 My helmet has this sort of synthetic metal fiberglass smell to it.

00:36:10.000 And it reeks of that.

00:36:13.000 Anywho's.

00:36:16.000 Yeah, check out 1-4.

00:36:18.000 I think, you know, this president, one of the things that he really launched his presidential run on is talking about Islamic radicalization.

00:36:27.000 And this president has radicalized so many more people than ISIS ever did.

00:36:36.000 She's talking about Dylan Roof and mass shooters, like the immigration guy who shot up El Paso.

00:36:45.000 Her argument would be that was Trump getting in his head. 0.98

00:36:49.000 And then Biden really helped Trump's chances of re-election just as much as bullshit PDS crap like that when he said, we can't win and we have to re-elect Trump. 0.98

00:37:02.000 It's like he says he has the opposite in his head and then he can't not say it out loud. 0.97

00:37:07.000 When this reelection, excuse me, we can only reelect Donald Trump.

00:37:13.000 Yes!

00:37:14.000 That was his correction.

00:37:16.000 Yeah.

00:37:16.000 Let's watch it 800 times.

00:37:20.000 Okay.

00:37:21.000 We cannot win this re-election.

00:37:23.000 Excuse me.

00:37:24.000 We can only re-elect Donald Trump.

00:37:28.000 We cannot win this re-election.

00:37:30.000 We can only re-elect Donald Trump.

00:37:37.000 And I also heard that he called himself Obama Joe Democrat or something.

00:37:43.000 Remember that?

00:37:44.000 No.

00:37:45.000 No, he called himself Obidenbama Democrat.

00:37:49.000 Obidenbama.

00:37:50.000 Yeah.

00:37:51.000 If he's such a great Democrat, why hasn't Elizabeth Warren or Barack Obama or Michelle Obama supported him?

00:37:59.000 What's this one now?

00:38:01.000 Turn this primary from a campaign that's about negative attacks into one about what we're for because we cannot get re-elect.

00:38:08.000 We cannot win this re-election.

00:38:11.000 Excuse me.

00:38:11.000 We can only re-elect Donald Trump.

00:38:15.000 I want to see how he recovered from that.

00:38:16.000 Ryan, that's what we just played.

00:38:18.000 Yeah, I thought this was going to be the one where he said, because everybody keeps saying this, he calls himself a lifelong now.

00:38:26.000 One of the reasons everyone hates Trump is because he's against immigration.

00:38:29.000 And I've often said that open borders is an act of war.

00:38:32.000 And this goes back to President Vincente Fox in Mexico was purposely sending illegals over the borders, emptying his prisons, dealing with his reprobates.

00:38:44.000 They're not sending their best, as Trump said. 0.66

00:38:46.000 And the Mexican government had a policy of sending vagrants, criminals, rapists up over the border. 0.97

00:38:53.000 Get them out of Mexico. 1.00

00:38:54.000 I don't want to deal with them.

00:38:55.000 We don't have room in our prisons.

00:38:56.000 Let's get them up there. 0.98

00:38:57.000 That, to me, and to most people, sane people, is an act of war.

00:39:03.000 If you don't believe me, check out what's going on in Greece right now, where the Turks, the Turkish government is sending over swarms of illegal refugees into Greece as an act of war.

00:39:18.000 Now, it gets even kookier.

00:39:21.000 You'd assume the European allies would come down and help them forfeit the, fortify, sorry, fortify the border, make it strong.

00:39:28.000 We're with you, Greece.

00:39:29.000 We love you.

00:39:30.000 We're all part of the European Union. 0.81

00:39:31.000 Remember the European Union, how dumb Britain was to leave because it's just so great to be in the European Union? 0.97

00:39:38.000 Well, Finland got woke and went broke, and they have this millennial feminist government of all chicks. 1.00

00:39:50.000 And what do chicks decide to do when it comes to a foreign invasion, an act of war? 1.00

00:39:55.000 They send border guards to go and help the migrants claim asylum. 1.00

00:40:02.000 Is there a bigger fuck you imaginable? 1.00

00:40:05.000 Like, what if Canada did that at the Mexican border? 1.00

00:40:09.000 We'd be in a war.

00:40:11.000 I mean, maybe that would start with trade embargoes, which would totally destroy Canada because 80% of Canada's economy is contingent on American business. 0.99

00:40:19.000 Maybe they wouldn't have to blow up the parliament buildings, but Jesus Lord, what a chronic fuck you that is to Greece. 0.99

00:40:29.000 Like, why wouldn't these women be happier at home? 1.00

00:40:34.000 Turkey arms migrants with tear gas, sends freed prisoners to border, claims Greek government.

00:40:42.000 Oh, claims Greek government.

00:40:43.000 I thought Turkey was also claiming the Greek government as their own.

00:40:47.000 Why not? 0.99

00:40:49.000 What an absolute fucking mess, huh? 1.00

00:40:51.000 All right. 1.00

00:40:52.000 Let's, speaking of spoiled brat bitches who have too much self-esteem and don't seem to understand how the real world works, I wanted to have a quick look at this particular episode of American Idol. 1.00

00:41:07.000 It might just look like a loony bitch to you, but, well, here. 1.00

00:41:11.000 Let's check it out. 0.99

00:41:18.000 Hello.

00:41:19.000 Still smells like Gary.

00:41:22.000 This is a woman on American Idol. 1.00

00:41:24.000 Now, I'm not going to play her whole song.

00:41:25.000 It's boring. 1.00

00:41:26.000 It's one of those many contestants who suck shit. 0.99

00:41:29.000 But after she's done, I think she provides a really good example of what feminism has done to women and what this sort of self-esteem culture has done to young people. 1.00

00:41:41.000 They all have a serious self-esteem problem, and that is too much.

00:41:46.000 So we'll start with the very end of her song, and you can get the idea of how terrible she is as a singer.

00:41:52.000 About you and me?

00:41:55.000 Can I ask you a question?

00:41:57.000 Do you think in your heart?

00:41:59.000 This is why we enjoyed that song Proud of Your Boy so much with the Proud Boys.

00:42:04.000 Because there's this sort of like, oh, it's just me.

00:42:08.000 Even the way she looks down at the end, like, this child's parents have loved her too much, given her way too much attention, and told her that she's special. 1.00

00:42:16.000 You're not special, bitch. 1.00

00:42:17.000 You suck and you're ugly. 1.00

00:42:19.000 Mark, really think you. 1.00

00:42:22.000 That's her hair. 1.00

00:42:23.000 No.

00:42:24.000 Okay, that's fair.

00:42:26.000 So why are you here?

00:42:27.000 Listen to me.

00:42:29.000 I'm not a singer.

00:42:30.000 Oh.

00:42:31.000 Oh, just pause.

00:42:34.000 Can you imagine, now I'm 49.

00:42:37.000 I'm a Generation X. I could not imagine going to a skateboard competition right now and going click, click, click, click, push, push, click, click, and then saying, I'm not a skater, but I still think I should win this competition.

00:42:54.000 You'd be, is this just a mental patient?

00:42:57.000 You tell me when you're watching this, if this is indicative of a pattern or we're just looking at a mental patient. 0.51

00:43:03.000 You're standing there shaking your head the entire time and melting.

00:43:06.000 You are, Paula, you're looking at him and you're laughing at me.

00:43:09.000 No, I'm laughing with you.

00:43:11.000 So you came because you wanted to be on TV.

00:43:13.000 By the way, everyone thinks Paula Abdul is black. 0.89

00:43:15.000 She's a Jewish. 0.98

00:43:16.000 Canadian Jewish chick with a bunch of nose jobs who's still hot. 1.00

00:43:20.000 I think she's about 10 years older than me. 0.56

00:43:22.000 Still hot.

00:43:23.000 He's not hot.

00:43:25.000 And she's pretty hot. 1.00

00:43:27.000 No?

00:43:27.000 Okay, tangent.

00:43:28.000 Sorry.

00:43:29.000 You were laughing.

00:43:30.000 No.

00:43:30.000 Why are you here?

00:43:31.000 Why are you here?

00:43:32.000 I, and now I'm going to get all emotional.

00:43:35.000 Pause.

00:43:36.000 Did you see that?

00:43:37.000 Now I'm going to get all emotional.

00:43:39.000 Like, we're laughing with her. 1.00

00:43:40.000 Like, we give a fuck whether she lives or dies. 1.00

00:43:43.000 She's giggling at the fact that she's going to cry like we give a flying fuck about her. 1.00

00:43:50.000 And now I'm going to get all emotional. 0.99

00:43:53.000 That's how you talk to your boyfriend on your first date.

00:43:58.000 You know, I really love to say.

00:44:00.000 I really do.

00:44:01.000 And my friends make fun of me all the time because I'm tone deaf. 0.99

00:44:04.000 But shut up. 0.98

00:44:07.000 It's true. 1.00

00:44:09.000 I don't need to hear you say it.

00:44:11.000 I know.

00:44:12.000 Okay.

00:44:12.000 See, that makes me think maybe I'm just sitting here laughing at a mental patient.

00:44:15.000 You don't need to show.

00:44:17.000 I hear.

00:44:19.000 Even if I don't sing, I can be the next American Idol.

00:44:23.000 Why?

00:44:23.000 And you want to know why?

00:44:24.000 Yeah, I love it to know why.

00:44:26.000 You want to know why?

00:44:27.000 Yeah.

00:44:27.000 Because I've never sung before.

00:44:30.000 And so you can teach me how to sing.

00:44:32.000 Huh?

00:44:33.000 Yes.

00:44:34.000 I think I practice.

00:44:35.000 I practice with like music.

00:44:37.000 I can't believe I've cried.

00:44:41.000 I think you don't have to sing to be an American Idol.

00:44:45.000 I really don't.

00:44:50.000 You don't have to sing to be the winner of a singing contest.

00:44:55.000 And since when do judges have time to teach?

00:44:57.000 That's like going to court and saying to the judge, yes, I'm violent. 0.82

00:45:00.000 Yes, I stab people.

00:45:02.000 But you can show me how to be better. 0.96

00:45:04.000 I don't need to go to jail.

00:45:05.000 I can't believe I'm crying this much.

00:45:08.000 I need you to show me how to not be a murderer.

00:45:11.000 Help me stop stabbing, Your Honor.

00:45:15.000 I think Paris Hilton can't really sing. 1.00

00:45:18.000 I think that.

00:45:19.000 He's not an American idol.

00:45:21.000 I'm actually aware of that.

00:45:23.000 I know that you don't realize it, but I am a little bit smart here.

00:45:27.000 Did you see that?

00:45:27.000 You see that?

00:45:29.000 That's a mommy Telling you, you're wonderful and you're a super angel, and you're a gift from God.

00:45:35.000 Moms, stop flattering your daughters so much. 1.00

00:45:39.000 There's something going on here.

00:45:40.000 I see this.

00:45:41.000 If you see a high school brawl these days, it's 50% female. 1.00

00:45:45.000 Women brawling, getting in there, fighting, pulling guys off.

00:45:49.000 When I was a kid, you'd never see a girl in a fight ever. 0.96

00:45:52.000 There was this whole hair-pulling thing. 1.00

00:45:55.000 No, they might like scratch each other or throw someone's lunch in the garbage or something if they totally lost their shit. 1.00

00:46:01.000 But fighting was for boys. 1.00

00:46:02.000 And we'd meet at four o'clock in the abandoned baseball diamond across from the school.

00:46:07.000 But this like women can be the singers of singing contests when they can't sing. 1.00

00:46:12.000 They can beat the shit out of a mob of fucking angry teens. 1.00

00:46:16.000 They can go to that park in Harlem where there's a stabbing a day and start asking black kids if they have weed. 1.00

00:46:25.000 And when they go to robbers, say, fuck that and fight them and get stabbed to death. 1.00

00:46:29.000 It's very dangerous, this self-esteem, is my point. 1.00

00:46:33.000 I'm actually doing a public service announcement when I say, stop telling your daughters they're wonderful.

00:46:39.000 Look at these people behind you.

00:46:40.000 Just turn around.

00:46:40.000 See these five winners?

00:46:42.000 They had one thing in common.

00:46:43.000 They were all great singers.

00:46:45.000 This is a singing competition.

00:46:47.000 It's not a competition of like a little off-topic.

00:46:52.000 That woman will probably be the best lay you've ever had in your life. 1.00

00:46:56.000 Like eight orgasms per sesh. 0.99

00:46:58.000 She's twisted. 0.96

00:47:00.000 Competition of like trying to find the best person that can't sing but really wants to.

00:47:05.000 You know what, Raymd?

00:47:06.000 Yes, these people can sing.

00:47:09.000 Yes, they can.

00:47:09.000 Yeah.

00:47:10.000 But I could be the only American idol who has never sang before.

00:47:14.000 Hey, I can't sing either.

00:47:17.000 Sarah, I don't think there's anything left to say.

00:47:20.000 I think you actually said it all.

00:47:21.000 You entered a singing competition and you don't sing.

00:47:24.000 So what do you think we're going to say?

00:47:26.000 We have to move.

00:47:27.000 We have to move on.

00:47:27.000 Carol, yes or no?

00:47:29.000 Well, no.

00:47:30.000 Paula, yes or no?

00:47:31.000 Sorry for that.

00:47:32.000 It's a no.

00:47:33.000 Sorry.

00:47:35.000 Wouldn't that be funny if Coca-Cola wasn't paying for that?

00:47:38.000 They just really enjoyed Coke.

00:47:41.000 You're upset.

00:47:42.000 And you guys are going to regret this.

00:47:44.000 So you got what you wanted.

00:47:45.000 You got some fame out of it.

00:47:46.000 That's not what I wanted.

00:47:47.000 Are you kidding?

00:47:50.000 I wanted to be the next American item.

00:47:55.000 Thanks, Carol.

00:47:58.000 But alas.

00:48:00.000 Wait, wait, what's with the cowboy hat?

00:48:02.000 No, it's not the beginning.

00:48:04.000 Oh, wait, wait, go back, go back, go back.

00:48:07.000 I think she stole a glance at herself.

00:48:11.000 Remember, was I with you once?

00:48:12.000 We were at that bar near the compound studio, and the waiter was asking us what we wanted to order, but we're right by a big mirror, and I could see him checking himself out as he took our order.

00:48:25.000 And I was like, dude, do you think you're, are you in love with yourself?

00:48:28.000 Stop looking at yourself in the mirror.

00:48:30.000 He's like, I'm not, I'm not.

00:48:32.000 And then he would check again and again.

00:48:34.000 Anyway, I think she grabs a little glance at herself.

00:48:39.000 Mama, it's not the end, it's just the beginning.

00:48:41.000 No, it's not the beginning.

00:48:42.000 Yeah, you see?

00:48:44.000 No, it's not the.

00:48:46.000 Yeah, it really isn't the beginning.

00:48:49.000 Mama, it's not the end.

00:48:50.000 It's just the beginning.

00:48:51.000 No, it's not the beginning.

00:48:53.000 That's pretty obvious.

00:48:55.000 Well, at least she's not harboring any resentment towards the judges.

00:48:58.000 It's absolutely rude.

00:49:00.000 Like, you are people.

00:49:01.000 We are people too.

00:49:02.000 Just because we don't have a...

00:49:06.000 We are people.

00:49:08.000 Like, trans rights are human rights.

00:49:11.000 Big girls are people too. 1.00

00:49:13.000 You want us not to exist.

00:49:15.000 We are people. 0.99

00:49:15.000 And every time there's these stupid town halls or something, their case seems to be, we're human beings. 0.99

00:49:22.000 We're people, just like you. 1.00

00:49:24.000 We go, yeah, you're a victim of your own rhetoric. 1.00

00:49:27.000 You're the one who said they see us as human garbage, and now you're sitting there saying, we're not human garbage. 1.00

00:49:32.000 Yeah, I know, dumbass. 0.99

00:49:34.000 A million dollars if we don't have singing deals doesn't mean that we don't have lives and doesn't mean that we don't have important things in our lives. 0.99

00:49:42.000 New York is weird today.

00:49:43.000 It's a weird day today.

00:49:45.000 I've become friends with these guys.

00:49:48.000 I've become friends with Ray and Jen and Bill the security guy because I have been here forever.

00:49:54.000 And you know what?

00:49:55.000 They told me that these people went out last night drinking in New York City until 3 o'clock in the morning.

00:50:03.000 And that is rude.

00:50:06.000 Isn't that awesome?

00:50:08.000 This is indicative of a pattern.

00:50:10.000 This is indicative of megalomania.

00:50:12.000 All these women who do me search for their books, especially black feminists, whenever you see their book, it's always like one girl's story of the south side of Chicago and how she overcame her obstacles and became a somebody, a human, a person just like you. 0.90

00:50:28.000 And then the other factor we're seeing with this, and this is prevalent in journalism, like Amanda Carpenter right now is working hard to get Michelle Malkin canceled.

00:50:37.000 She is contacting everywhere that she has a speaking talk booked.

00:50:43.000 She's contacting the people that syndicate her column, Creator's Syndicate, I think they're called.

00:50:48.000 And Amanda Carpenter is trying to shut Michelle Malkin down. 1.00

00:50:52.000 She's a tattletale. 1.00

00:50:53.000 Journalists are tattletales now.

00:50:55.000 When Ezra Levant took a picture of Tommy Robinson in the courthouse, all of the stenographers, all of the journalists were pushing for him to be found in contempt of court.

00:51:05.000 They were ratting him out to the authorities.

00:51:08.000 One journalist ratting another journalist out. 0.99

00:51:11.000 And this bitch is ratting out these judges for going out till 3 in the morning. 1.00

00:51:14.000 When did they start? 1.00

00:51:15.000 11 a.m.? 0.99

00:51:16.000 Big fucking deal. 1.00

00:51:18.000 They stayed out till 3 in the morning. 1.00

00:51:20.000 They got plenty of caffeine in front of them.

00:51:23.000 That is rude.

00:51:26.000 That is rude.

00:51:28.000 They don't even support her.

00:51:31.000 We have a problem here in this country, and it is perpetual adolescence. 0.96

00:51:36.000 We need to teach young people to grow the fuck up because this is getting embarrassing. 0.97

00:51:41.000 We need to teach young people to grow the fuck up because this is getting embarrassing. 0.98

00:51:55.000 Dance boogie. 0.95

00:51:56.000 What would you say that girl is? 1.00

00:51:58.000 Who? 0.96

00:51:58.000 Oh, the crazy one? 0.96

00:52:01.000 She's like a 7-point-something. 0.85

00:52:03.000 with the crazy and 8.9.

00:52:04.000 You're thinking the sex, and you're making her rating way too high.

00:52:08.000 No, me and her. 0.87

00:52:08.000 Take the sex away. 0.87

00:52:09.000 We haven't even got on a date.

00:52:10.000 This is me just looking at her. 0.74

00:52:12.000 That big ratty nest, that cowboy hat. 0.97

00:52:14.000 Yeah, that's crazy here. 0.97

00:52:16.000 She's a 6.8.

00:52:18.000 That's fair.

00:52:19.000 But I've discovered some smoke shows over the weekend.

00:52:23.000 And I don't know how ladies feel when we do this part of the show, when we talk about hotties. 1.00

00:52:28.000 I think they would like that, right?

00:52:29.000 Because they look at magazines like Vogue and Vanity Fair.

00:52:33.000 They love to look at pretty girls and see what we think is pretty. 1.00

00:52:39.000 Coronavirus.

00:52:42.000 Andy Adler, I saw in a bar on the TV, and she's a sports commentator lady. 1.00

00:52:51.000 Check her out in any of these videos.

00:52:54.000 First of all, Dwight, thank you for coming in studio.

00:52:57.000 Doesn't she look like Jennifer Jason Lee from Fast Times of Ridgemont High? 0.91

00:53:00.000 You do a great job.

00:53:01.000 I like watching that.

00:53:01.000 And I love how she's...

00:53:03.000 I can't tell if she has big boobs or not. 1.00

00:53:04.000 You definitely left your mark on me. 0.99

00:53:06.000 Yes.

00:53:06.000 And when it comes to the Yankees and the Mets, I'm going to be a little bit more like her right now.

00:53:09.000 A little bit.

00:53:10.000 She's better looking than Jennifer Jason Lee. 0.98

00:53:12.000 But I never liked that Jennifer Jason Lee.

00:53:15.000 Really?

00:53:15.000 Yeah.

00:53:16.000 Her cheeks weird me up.

00:53:17.000 This week.

00:53:18.000 So you don't like her?

00:53:19.000 21 runs.

00:53:20.000 You don't like Andy?

00:53:21.000 I'm not thrilled.

00:53:22.000 Really?

00:53:23.000 Yeah.

00:53:24.000 She's going to age.

00:53:24.000 Like, I think as a married man, when I see women now, I think of a wife.

00:53:27.000 Like, how will she age?

00:53:29.000 Oh, I see.

00:53:31.000 She's going to look great at 70.

00:53:34.000 Look at other pictures of her.

00:53:36.000 That guy's suit stinks. 1.00

00:53:38.000 Stupid Paisley Ty. 1.00

00:53:40.000 What are you on? 1.00

00:53:40.000 Welfare? 1.00

00:53:41.000 That suit looks like a bag of bananas.

00:53:44.000 Let's see more stuff from her.

00:53:46.000 Just Google image her. 0.99

00:53:47.000 This is Jennifer Jason Lee.

00:53:48.000 Oh, let me see Jennifer Jason Lee.

00:53:50.000 JJL.

00:53:51.000 Now, the problem with Jennifer Jason Lee in fast times is she's up against Phoebe Cates, who is obviously a 9.8. 1.00

00:53:57.000 So we didn't notice her.

00:53:59.000 But guys like me, feminists, we noticed that, and we actually often prefer the number two.

00:54:06.000 Like Bailey in WKRP in Cincinnati.

00:54:10.000 We didn't want Lonnie Anderson.

00:54:11.000 We wanted Bailey. 0.99

00:54:13.000 Here we thought, yeah, you can have Phoebe Cates. 1.00

00:54:15.000 Too much of a headache.

00:54:16.000 We'll take Jennifer Jason Lee, and we won't get her pregnant. 1.00

00:54:19.000 Let me see another Andy Adler.

00:54:21.000 What do you think, folks at home?

00:54:22.000 Ryan's totally unreliable.

00:54:24.000 He always gives Asians a low score. 1.00

00:54:25.000 He likes fat, ugly girls. 1.00

00:54:29.000 This is just an incredibly high-quality female. 1.00

00:54:32.000 Doesn't she look like she'd be fun to go on vacation with? 0.99

00:54:35.000 Yeah.

00:54:37.000 Look at that smile.

00:54:38.000 Like barbecue, like.

00:54:40.000 Yeah.

00:54:40.000 And I feel like that.

00:54:41.000 There's a weird thing with us men when we watch newscasters, even when they're fives, we are madly in love with them, like that Liz Choi who looks like a weird alien.

00:54:51.000 But you're just, I don't know, when you see a woman like that, you think she's going to have all these picnics organized with the kids and everything's going to be handled and she's going to be real. 0.99

00:55:01.000 I might have her name wrong.

00:55:06.000 But I found what might be the most beautiful woman in the entire world.

00:55:14.000 You ready for this?

00:55:16.000 I think this might be a 10.

00:55:18.000 And you'll probably hear me say that word 10 once the entire time we know each other.

00:55:26.000 But if there ever was a 10, I think Poodie Pie's wife, Maria Killeberg, is it?

00:55:33.000 She's Italian.

00:55:34.000 I think she's from northern Italy.

00:55:36.000 What's that sound?

00:55:37.000 Let's see what her story is.

00:55:41.000 Midsummer vibes.

00:55:44.000 Okay, so her hair is beautiful.

00:55:45.000 She likes beautiful things.

00:55:48.000 She has a daily planner.

00:55:49.000 She looks at sparkles.

00:55:54.000 Just look at pictures of her. 0.53

00:56:01.000 But see if you can get a better look at her face.

00:56:03.000 So she's very stylish, slim build. 1.00

00:56:07.000 These little turns in her lips.

00:56:10.000 She's dyed her hair blonde now, although that might be a recent.

00:56:13.000 How old is that picture?

00:56:15.000 A week ago?

00:56:16.000 January 28th.

00:56:18.000 So I don't know if she's blonde or not now. 0.99

00:56:20.000 I wish she would go back to her natural Italian brown. 1.00

00:56:23.000 But look at the quality here.

00:56:26.000 Look at this.

00:56:27.000 Look at that.

00:56:29.000 What do you say, Ryan?

00:56:30.000 What's that? 1.00

00:56:31.000 A five to you, you fucking retard? 1.00

00:56:33.000 No, that's eight-ish. 1.00

00:56:35.000 Eight-ish?

00:56:37.000 What?

00:56:38.000 Yeah.

00:56:38.000 What are you talking about?

00:56:40.000 Close to nine.

00:56:41.000 Maybe a high eight.

00:56:43.000 What?

00:56:43.000 What's the problem, dare I ask?

00:56:46.000 There is no problem.

00:56:46.000 I just haven't seen enough.

00:56:47.000 Oh, look at that.

00:56:48.000 Look at that.

00:56:48.000 That one.

00:56:51.000 Look at that.

00:56:52.000 Look at those dark eyes.

00:56:54.000 That perfectly sculpted jaw.

00:56:56.000 That is gorgeous.

00:56:57.000 Wait, there's other pictures in this picture. 0.99

00:56:59.000 Oh, those suck. 1.00

00:57:01.000 She's incredible. 1.00

00:57:03.000 Look at that.

00:57:04.000 She looks like a drawing.

00:57:05.000 She looks like a filter. 0.99

00:57:10.000 Look at that.

00:57:11.000 Look at that.

00:57:12.000 That's absurd.

00:57:15.000 Unbelievable.

00:57:17.000 Look at that.

00:57:18.000 Look at that thing right there. 1.00

00:57:22.000 I mean, if she had a penis, I think we could negotiate something. 1.00

00:57:29.000 I'll tell you what, if we were married and she started magically growing one, that's no problem. 0.99

00:57:34.000 Right.

00:57:35.000 So she quit YouTube and social media outside of this Instagram, I guess.

00:57:40.000 She used to be a YouTuber, but she stopped when she got married, which I think is the right thing to do.

00:57:46.000 I don't think you want guys ogling your woman, although I guess she shouldn't be on Instagram, huh? 1.00

00:57:50.000 Could you give her a fair rating if you never saw her body?

00:57:54.000 Uh, no. 1.00

00:57:56.000 She could be a huge fat pig. 1.00

00:57:57.000 Like if she wears Billie Eilish clothes. 0.99

00:57:59.000 You'd never know.

00:58:00.000 I like Billie Eilish clothes. 1.00

00:58:01.000 I like that a little girl doesn't have to be a fucking whore. 1.00

00:58:05.000 Like Eliza. 1.00

00:58:07.000 What's her name?

00:58:07.000 Eliza Grande?

00:58:09.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:58:09.000 What's her name?

00:58:10.000 Ariana Grande.

00:58:11.000 Ariana Grande.

00:58:14.000 Look, never heals.

00:58:15.000 Okay, look at that one in the middle there.

00:58:18.000 It's a very beautiful young lady.

00:58:20.000 That is a 10.

00:58:22.000 We found our 10, ladies.

00:58:25.000 And Pootie Pie's kind of a 10, too, isn't he?

00:58:28.000 He's a good-looking chap.

00:58:30.000 All right, that's it for the news.

00:58:32.000 I think it's time to drift on to the mail bag. 0.98

00:58:36.000 Right, shut up, you don't have a ten.

00:58:41.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag Let me touch it Should I be jealous that Tommy went to Infowars? 0.98

00:58:52.000 Is Infowars our competition now?

00:58:55.000 I don't know.

00:58:56.000 If it doesn't hurt off the boot, I think it's good.

00:58:59.000 Or neutral.

00:59:00.000 My person.

00:59:01.000 Now, some of these I haven't, actually, most of these I haven't read.

00:59:04.000 Jeez, Louise.

00:59:05.000 It's been so long since we did this.

00:59:08.000 We have a million.

00:59:11.000 At censored or free?

00:59:13.000 Both.

00:59:13.000 Oh, poop.

00:59:14.000 Well, which one do you look at?

00:59:15.000 By the way, we missed a great story. 0.98

00:59:16.000 Luckily, Milo covered it, where some dumb bitch, affirmative action hire at the Washington Post said, wait a minute. 1.00

00:59:23.000 Bloomberg spent $500 million on his campaign. 0.99

00:59:27.000 There's 327 million people in America.

00:59:31.000 He could have given everyone a million dollars.

00:59:34.000 Now, that works if there's 327 people in America.

00:59:38.000 But million people? 1.00

00:59:40.000 Million times a million is a trillion, you dumb bitch. 1.00

00:59:43.000 You affirmative action hire. 1.00

00:59:45.000 That was Brian Williams.

00:59:46.000 No.

00:59:47.000 And Macy Gay.

00:59:50.000 Yeah.

00:59:51.000 No, they were reacting to the money.

00:59:53.000 Actually, with the money he spent, he could have given every American a million dollars.

00:59:57.000 Got it.

00:59:58.000 Let's put it up on the screen.

00:59:59.000 When I read it tonight on Mikita Rivas, I'm talking about. 0.99

01:00:04.000 Who, by the way, is a fucking smoke show. 0.99

01:00:06.000 $200 million on ads. 1.00

01:00:07.000 Look her up.

01:00:07.000 You have a population of 327 million.

01:00:09.000 Don't tell us if you're ahead of us on the math.

01:00:11.000 He could have given each American...

01:00:13.000 So wait a minute.

01:00:13.000 Just one million.

01:00:15.000 I'm talking about something that I wasn't going to talk about because Mila said he covered it.

01:00:15.000 I'm sorry.

01:00:19.000 But that tweet made it to the production department, to the editors, to the PA, to the line producers, everyone remotely involved in that news show.

01:00:30.000 That tweet made it to them, made it to her, the editor of the New York Times, one of the editors of the New York Times, and then made it to Brian Williams, who read it out.

01:00:38.000 And said that's startling.

01:00:40.000 That's what freaks me out. 0.99

01:00:40.000 Like an affirmative action hire saying a dumb tweet. 0.99

01:00:44.000 But when it gets wind, that's what freaks me out. 0.63

01:00:47.000 It reminds me of this song, a drum and bass song.

01:00:50.000 Maybe it was still called Jungle back then in the mid-90s.

01:00:52.000 And it was like, respect your heritage.

01:00:55.000 Afrikan people, you need your heritage.

01:00:57.000 Living in a Babylon, you better remember it. 0.99

01:01:00.000 And then the music kind of slows down and she talks in the middle of the song and she goes, your heritage, it's detrimental that you remember it.

01:01:10.000 Now, calling your, saying it's dead, she meant crucial. 0.99

01:01:14.000 But hearing a fuck-up like that is one thing. 1.00

01:01:16.000 It's some stupid bitch rapping. 1.00

01:01:19.000 But for that to go through the editors and the sound guys and the label people, they all let that go. 1.00

01:01:25.000 That's the part I don't get.

01:01:27.000 Now, there's 330 million people in America.

01:01:32.000 To give them all a million dollars, it would obviously be much more than 500 million.

01:01:38.000 It would be $331 trillion.

01:01:41.000 I mean, just, this is what I don't get about the big picture brain.

01:01:45.000 Can you imagine a country where every single, a huge country, one of the biggest countries in the world, probably the third largest country when you look at land mass, and they all have a million dollars? 0.99

01:01:57.000 That's a hell of a fucking country. 0.98

01:01:59.000 Not only is nobody poor, everyone is loaded with just one billionaire paying one 120th of what he owns. 1.00

01:02:10.000 So according to you, one billionaire cannot even dent his savings and everyone in the country is a millionaire.

01:02:17.000 That doesn't sound weird to you.

01:02:19.000 There's $1.7 trillion in all of America right now.

01:02:22.000 Total, total, totally, total.

01:02:25.000 There's about $5 trillion in the whole world.

01:02:29.000 Total, total, total, total.

01:02:31.000 As far as I feel like I'm a toad.

01:02:33.000 Total.

01:02:34.000 Bills.

01:02:35.000 If you were to kidnap the world from another planet, you could ask for $5 trillion and get it back.

01:02:42.000 But then, of course, the world would have no money.

01:02:49.000 Anyway, that's how long it's been since we were last here.

01:02:52.000 Sounds true.

01:02:53.000 Sometimes I regret just reading the letters as they arrive.

01:02:57.000 What do you think I should do?

01:02:58.000 I put blue flags on the winners.

01:03:00.000 Why don't I just read some blue flags?

01:03:02.000 So as not to waste everyone's time.

01:03:04.000 But that means we'll remain behind.

01:03:06.000 Okay, this is from Eric.

01:03:10.000 The subject heading is Nashville Hairstylist.

01:03:14.000 Instagram, Andy does your hair. 0.99

01:03:16.000 Look at this motherfucker mutilating the sex appeal of 3.9s to 6.3s and getting paid to do it. 1.00

01:03:22.000 Instagram bio says it's queer meets punk. 1.00

01:03:25.000 Look, I know it's Tennessee and they're basically haircuts given by a Newport chain smoking trailer park granny, but come on. 1.00

01:03:32.000 Also, has Gavin fucked any punk rock chicks back in the day with this quirky hairdo? 0.99

01:03:36.000 Or have you sucked off any hillbilly tweakers rocking this cut, Ryrai? 1.00

01:03:39.000 I'd like to fuck you with my heels on. 1.00

01:03:41.000 Peace. 1.00

01:03:41.000 How can you not have pulled this up yet? 1.00

01:03:45.000 You are the slowest fucking sidekick. 1.00

01:03:49.000 I read the entire letter. 1.00

01:03:52.000 How's he doing, folks?

01:03:57.000 Bad news for you, Eric.

01:04:00.000 Might be my background.

01:04:01.000 I think this guy improved a lot of chicks. 1.00

01:04:04.000 Here, go back.

01:04:05.000 Before I say that, go back to the thumbnail.

01:04:08.000 No, the thumbnail, like the grid.

01:04:10.000 Okay, scroll down.

01:04:12.000 Scroll down.

01:04:13.000 I like the Joan Jet thing.

01:04:15.000 Look at that one right above my head right now.

01:04:17.000 Click on that one.

01:04:20.000 Her forehead's way too big.

01:04:21.000 She desperately needed bangs. 0.99

01:04:23.000 She looks fantastic.

01:04:24.000 Like it's a Joan Jet elf thing.

01:04:27.000 Look at that one right there in the middle.

01:04:29.000 That's a massive improvement, is it not?

01:04:33.000 So sorry, reader.

01:04:34.000 I don't agree with you.

01:04:37.000 This is when I was complaining about my Wikipedia page last week.

01:04:41.000 This subject is your Wikipedia page.

01:04:43.000 It's from Jordan.

01:04:43.000 Gavin, there's an alternative to Wikipedia called Infogalactic.

01:04:46.000 It's founded by Vox Day.

01:04:48.000 I checked you out on there and you seem pretty reasonable.

01:04:53.000 I will continue to support both.

01:04:56.000 I'm too computer retarded. 0.96

01:04:57.000 Oh, yeah, there's a thing where you can make sure your search goes to Infogalactic instead of Wikipedia, but I don't know how to set it up.

01:05:04.000 That's nice.

01:05:05.000 And it doesn't really help me.

01:05:06.000 Like all my neighbors, people I work with, they check Wikipedia.

01:05:11.000 Perfect 10 at Trump Rally.

01:05:13.000 Guys, if you pause this video at 30 seconds in, you'll see that smoke show Tattooed Chick. 1.00

01:05:17.000 Yes, we have since discovered her.

01:05:21.000 Right?

01:05:21.000 Did we go to her?

01:05:22.000 Yeah, Zeidra.

01:05:23.000 Yeah, we went to her Instagram on the other show.

01:05:28.000 Correct?

01:05:32.000 With all the opposition that he's got?

01:05:33.000 What are you doing, right?

01:05:34.000 That's the link that he sent.

01:05:36.000 Yeah, but it's 13 seconds in. 1.00

01:05:39.000 Ah, fuck. 1.00

01:05:41.000 All right. 1.00

01:05:42.000 This one...

01:05:44.000 Oh, that's...

01:05:48.000 Any more blue flags?

01:05:50.000 The evolution of Gavin's wiki page.

01:05:54.000 This is a guy talking about April 9th, 2017.

01:05:58.000 Seems to be the last time Gavin's page was most sane and objective.

01:06:00.000 After that, the first paragraph of his bio begins using buzzwords like far-right, neo-fascist, and hate speech.

01:06:08.000 In terms of who is editing your page, you may want to look at the view history.

01:06:11.000 There is one years alone who contributes to 22% of your page's edits.

01:06:14.000 He goes by the name Beyond My Ken.

01:06:17.000 Do you ken in Scotland means do you know?

01:06:20.000 Maybe this is beyond my knowing?

01:06:23.000 Anyway, that's boring.

01:06:25.000 But thank you for looking into that.

01:06:28.000 This is from Sam.

01:06:29.000 I tried to edit your Wikipedia page a long time ago and got banned.

01:06:35.000 Roger Stone has microphally.

01:06:38.000 This is from Mark.

01:06:40.000 Hey, Gavin Rye, the internet is telling me that Roger Stone has microphalle.

01:06:43.000 How can this be true? 0.99

01:06:44.000 People with microphallia are retarded. 0.97

01:06:47.000 Microcephaly. 0.99

01:06:49.000 Sorry.

01:06:51.000 What is it?

01:06:52.000 You can't find that one?

01:06:53.000 No, I found it, but what is...

01:06:57.000 Oh.

01:06:58.000 Yes, he does not have a perfectly shaped skull. 1.00

01:07:02.000 Let's fucking throw him in jail. 1.00

01:07:05.000 He does not have microcephaly. 1.00

01:07:07.000 No, no, no.

01:07:08.000 These are drastically different. 0.99

01:07:09.000 It's a dumb insult. 1.00

01:07:10.000 After so long, the shit stains have a... 1.00

01:07:19.000 After so long, the Shitstains have a sore spot. 0.99

01:07:20.000 One of their own gets slightly joked about in a sexual way. 0.97

01:07:23.000 I wonder if Tommy's daughter will be seen as a human being if you bring up the horrendous nightmare Sheen Robinson family going through right now. 0.93

01:07:29.000 a shitty sticker that may or may not physically exist. 0.99

01:07:32.000 They're talking about the Greta Thunberg sticker where some guy's holding on to Where some guy's holding onto her braids and fucking her. 0.99

01:07:47.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:07:49.000 I don't like what they did with the back of the hair there, the way there's that lump.

01:07:53.000 It should have been more symmetrical, don't you think?

01:07:55.000 Yeah, what is that?

01:07:56.000 Anyway, that's supposed to piss you off, and that's the left finally mad about children being sexualized. 0.66

01:08:03.000 He wants to ride on my ding-dong, etc.

01:08:09.000 Oh, here's the girl who, remember she had the kid who was looking at the picture and that he was crying?

01:08:16.000 Yeah, the dad being gone?

01:08:18.000 Yeah.

01:08:19.000 And I, as a corrections officer in my home, my wife gets all the hugs.

01:08:24.000 She gets the snuggles.

01:08:25.000 And snuggles cloud you.

01:08:27.000 They cloud your judgment.

01:08:28.000 I don't get snuggles.

01:08:29.000 No one runs up to me and goes, daddy, I can't wait to hug you.

01:08:32.000 If I've been away from work, I mean, I've been away on a business trip for five days, they'll hug me when I get back.

01:08:38.000 But there's not constant daily snuggles.

01:08:40.000 And that keeps me sharp.

01:08:41.000 And I noticed when I saw that video, that kid crying, there was no actual tears.

01:08:48.000 When kids cry, they cry a lot.

01:08:51.000 A lot of juice comes down.

01:08:53.000 This kid had none.

01:08:57.000 Anyway, Stephanie writes back.

01:09:02.000 By the way, this is the I'm a Rape Dream Survivor because of you.

01:09:05.000 I've since forgotten that context.

01:09:09.000 Anyway, regarding my son manipulating me in that video, it honestly never occurred to me.

01:09:15.000 Gavin was completely right.

01:09:17.000 I should have put it together.

01:09:18.000 He is the king of playing me.

01:09:20.000 All our kids are kind of spoiled.

01:09:22.000 Oliver, the boy in that video, is the baby, and he had a bad accident in 10, 2018.

01:09:26.000 He fell over a second story window.

01:09:28.000 And I've been a bit too catering ever since.

01:09:30.000 Yeah.

01:09:31.000 He doesn't remember the fall, my dear Steph.

01:09:40.000 All right, we got a few in a row here.

01:09:42.000 G and R, that's our new name.

01:09:44.000 Came across this FB page as a Trevor Trove of Soy, Feminazis, Balls, and General Cuckery. 1.00

01:09:49.000 You could most likely do an entire screen segment on this fucking insane bullshit posted by delusional morons and, as you say, shit chests. 1.00

01:09:57.000 This is, by the way, Kill the Patriarchy from Larry. 1.00

01:10:00.000 I like to fuck you in your new sunglasses with my heels on more than a friend. 1.00

01:10:05.000 Now, unfortunately, when I click on that Facebook link, it tells me no. 1.00

01:10:09.000 Oh, I'm allowed to look at this one.

01:10:21.000 Women fill the streets of the world cities and call for justice. 0.96

01:10:24.000 What justice?

01:10:27.000 Aren't you?

01:10:28.000 Oh, you're kicked out of Facebook too.

01:10:30.000 Guys, don't be mean to us and send us Facebook links.

01:10:34.000 We can't abide.

01:10:36.000 We can't see them.

01:10:40.000 Meet the glamour.com. 0.93

01:10:42.000 Meet the 97-year-old park ranger who doesn't have time for foolishness. 0.99

01:10:47.000 What the fuck is a 97-year-old woman going to do to me if I'm committing a crime? 1.00

01:10:52.000 I'll just throw her across the street. 1.00

01:10:55.000 All right, here's the last one.

01:10:57.000 G-Dog and Rye Guy, your bit on animals this week was funny, but brings to mind a problem I've noticed in the conservative community.

01:11:02.000 People on the right are generally very rational, but seem to lack curiosity for the natural world, while leftists are very active in the scientific community, but sometimes go so far as to hijack science for political gain.

01:11:15.000 Climate change is a great example of this.

01:11:17.000 Conservatives choose to deny human-caused warming despite mountains of solid evidence, and liberals preach that the end of times are coming in the next 12 years because of extreme weather and rapid sea level rise, even though they have no actual scientific data to support this.

01:11:31.000 You know our Greta Thunberg, that chick, she's like 17 and she has weird eyes. 1.00

01:11:36.000 she looks like a preemie, kind of like a runt of the litter. 0.90

01:11:39.000 She's cool, and I'm sorry I'm making fun of a child's eyes, but it's just very distracting.

01:11:43.000 Anyway, she was on with Piers Morgan recently, and he said, Do you deny that man is heating up the earth and it's being done to catastrophic levels?

01:11:56.000 And she says, no.

01:11:58.000 And then he says, but it's a scientific fact thousands of scientists agree on.

01:12:03.000 And she goes, well, first of all, yeah, I do agree that humans are warming the planet.

01:12:08.000 And he said, you just said they weren't.

01:12:10.000 She goes, no, I didn't.

01:12:11.000 He goes, yeah, you did.

01:12:13.000 See what he did there?

01:12:15.000 Do you think that human beings are warming the planet?

01:12:18.000 To a dangerous degree.

01:12:20.000 Human beings are warming the planet to an irrelevant degree.

01:12:26.000 And if it was a relevant degree, we would be way down the list on people who have to get to work.

01:12:34.000 China would be at the top of the list.

01:12:37.000 So would Russia. 1.00

01:12:38.000 So would fucking Africa. 1.00

01:12:41.000 Doesn't she look weird? 1.00

01:12:42.000 She's Asian.

01:12:44.000 And I've got very good news for you.

01:12:46.000 The world is not ending because of climate change.

01:12:49.000 In fact, 12 years from now, we will still be around casually taking so we don't deny human-caused warming.

01:12:57.000 We just don't think it's a big deal. 0.90

01:13:00.000 It seems to me that the animals are losers bit echoes this problem.

01:13:03.000 I'm sure you realize that not only are humans animals, thanks, but we rely on other animals and their ecosystems for our survival.

01:13:10.000 Yeah.

01:13:11.000 Well, we rely on trees for our survival, and I don't sit there going, oh, cute, a tree.

01:13:16.000 I don't have a tree reserve like Howard Stern's wife.

01:13:20.000 What's it called?

01:13:21.000 Longshore Animal League or whatever?

01:13:23.000 North Shore Animal League.

01:13:25.000 I don't have North Shore Tree League.

01:13:27.000 Humans came into existence by the same process of evolution, natural selection, as every other animal, and are winners because we fostered a sense of curiosity.

01:13:36.000 So other animals could have fostered a sense of curiosity and they'd be doing just as well?

01:13:42.000 No.

01:13:43.000 All animals are curious. 0.96

01:13:44.000 All animals are losers.

01:13:46.000 We have a consciousness. 0.95

01:13:48.000 We're better.

01:13:48.000 We were built in God's image.

01:13:50.000 We're not near the pack.

01:13:52.000 We didn't slightly stray from the pack.

01:13:53.000 We are miles and miles above the pack.

01:13:56.000 I'm a speciesist. 0.86

01:13:58.000 Crazy Dinash thinks he's a toad.

01:14:01.000 And we use the knowledge we gain to invent things and beat our environment.

01:14:04.000 Yeah, he acts like it's a coincidence.

01:14:06.000 Like birds developed wings and we developed a consciousness, but it could have been reversed.

01:14:11.000 If you prefer faith over reason and choose to believe what you hope is an accurate translation of what an anonymous ancient scribe wrote in the shithole Middle East thousands of years ago, that's cool with me. 1.00

01:14:21.000 I think it's possible this person is an atheist.

01:14:24.000 Maybe?

01:14:25.000 Mother Nature's hella pissed. 1.00

01:14:28.000 By the way, the Bible was a collection of stories that had been told for centuries, and they amalgamated them into this book. 0.99

01:14:36.000 Now, those stories said things like, don't murder someone, don't fuck your brother. 0.99

01:14:40.000 The reason that those stories lasted so well is they were ingrained in us from the big guy up top. 0.99

01:14:47.000 So the stories are just, the Bible could be called lessons we've learned. 0.97

01:14:51.000 And we have lessons we've learned because we were built with this intrinsic trial and error checks and balances thing, where not only do we learn that when you murder someone, you have nightmares and you're not part of society, or when you fuck your sibling, you make a retard, but we're also able to tell each other that. 0.94

01:15:10.000 No other animal can do that, which is called a meme.

01:15:15.000 Memes actually go back to the beginning of man, and it means the ability to tell a story.

01:15:19.000 Not genes, memes.

01:15:21.000 We win because of memes.

01:15:26.000 And now memes means something different, but.

01:15:29.000 Speak in.

01:15:30.000 But do you think it's possible that the conservative community could use more skeptics and people focused on science and empirical evidence?

01:15:36.000 Thanks, guys. 0.99

01:15:37.000 I just want to fuck with my heels on. 0.99

01:15:38.000 That's an interesting letter. 1.00

01:15:40.000 And you've totally ignored the fact that Ducks Unlimited and all these hunters and all these rednecks and Duck Dynasty and all these stupid MAGA supporters know more about the environment and are more closely linked to nature than any group. 0.96

01:15:58.000 So yeah, maybe some fancy pants academics at National Review don't know as much about nature as a hippie tree planter, but no one knows more about nature than hunters. 0.98

01:16:10.000 So that's a major flaw in your argument.

01:16:13.000 MAGA guys are much closely bonded with nature than anyone else in the world.

01:16:20.000 And I brought that up when I went to Florida when the guy who I rented the boat from said, yeah, we call them crows, but it's really a crackle.

01:16:27.000 And the reason it's on the edge of the boat there is because it gets the bugs and stuff that get caught in the front.

01:16:31.000 He uses that for food.

01:16:34.000 He also told me about the alligators and the young and how long they're left there and how they develop and they're 27 million years old, whereas crocodiles are 300 million years old. 0.98

01:16:45.000 Like they know all this shit because they're tied to the environment. 0.97

01:16:51.000 All right, let's power through these. 0.99

01:16:54.000 We'll do two more.

01:16:56.000 Gavin, does Ryan think AIDS is plural?

01:16:59.000 Do you think that, Ryan?

01:17:00.000 Nope.

01:17:01.000 It's an acronym. 0.99

01:17:02.000 Autoimmune deficiency syndrome or some shit. 1.00

01:17:05.000 Hey, fucksticks. 1.00

01:17:06.000 The hot chick behind the Trump is Alex Zeidra. 1.00

01:17:09.000 Very hot.

01:17:09.000 Also married, engaged.

01:17:10.000 I know the hubby, San Antonio, Texas.

01:17:12.000 We know. 1.00

01:17:13.000 Lucky bastard. 1.00

01:17:14.000 Also, did you see my Fuck You With Mails on T-Design? 1.00

01:17:16.000 Yeah, it sucks. 1.00

01:17:20.000 Okay, let's wrap it up. 1.00

01:17:22.000 Look at some funny videos and get the fuck out of here. 0.98

01:17:27.000 This cesspool that has now been homelessly crop-dusted. 0.99

01:17:33.000 Yeah.

01:17:34.000 No, I think Gary Smell is gone.

01:17:36.000 Now it's psychosomatic. 0.67

01:17:38.000 But it was gross.

01:17:40.000 It was a little cross.

01:17:43.000 But we love him.

01:17:44.000 Great guy.

01:17:46.000 Let's do three. 0.80

01:17:47.000 So let's start with 2-5.

01:17:49.000 No, no, no.

01:17:49.000 We'll do two.

01:17:50.000 Let's do 2-6.

01:17:52.000 2-6.

01:17:53.000 You know, in Quebec, they can't pronounce air.

01:17:57.000 They can't pronounce H's, right?

01:17:58.000 So they call this your air.

01:18:01.000 And then they get confused with words that start with A, like aardvark, they called hardvark.

01:18:06.000 Because they think, oh, you're not supposed to say A, right?

01:18:10.000 So they always get them backwards.

01:18:11.000 And we used to joke around at Quebec, we'd say, I love the way that your air moves around in the hair.

01:18:18.000 This guy does a similar thing.

01:18:20.000 He's mad at this Uber driver for idling.

01:18:25.000 This is a good segue from the environmentalism thing, too.

01:18:29.000 These guys don't get basic math.

01:18:31.000 So when a car is idling, it's not stinking up the environment and burning all this extra oil.

01:18:37.000 It's a totally irrelevant moment in environmental history.

01:18:41.000 But I've seen Uber guys get yelled at by guys on bikes who also think they're saving the world by riding their bicycle to work because they're using literally a drop less gas than the guy driving to work.

01:18:53.000 Thanks.

01:18:54.000 Thanks so much for saving the environment.

01:18:56.000 And by the way, are you cool with us using the pipeline here and fracking?

01:19:02.000 Because that's bringing us all kinds of gas, but you seem to not want it to happen.

01:19:06.000 So you're not looking for more oil.

01:19:09.000 You're looking for more bossing around.

01:19:12.000 And like in my neighborhood in the suburbs, they don't put the leaves in bags because it's bad for the environment. 0.99

01:19:18.000 But the illegals come in with their air fucking leaf blowers and blow shit all over the leaves all over the place into piles that then blow away later because it's better for the environment. 0.99

01:19:29.000 And you walk by these homes and it reeks of gas. 1.00

01:19:31.000 Worse than Gary.

01:19:33.000 So there's no logic to this.

01:19:35.000 You want logic?

01:19:35.000 Talk to hunters.

01:19:37.000 Anyway, let's see this little clip. 1.00

01:19:39.000 Stupid fuck burning oil. 1.00

01:19:41.000 You are aware of it. 1.00

01:19:44.000 Saul bitch. 1.00

01:19:48.000 Wow. 0.99

01:19:49.000 He said, you're ruining the heir, AIR, for our future heirs, H-E-I-R-S. 0.99

01:19:57.000 Future heirs. 0.99

01:19:58.000 Saul bitch. 1.00

01:19:59.000 Or AIRS. 1.00

01:20:02.000 Saw a bitch. 1.00

01:20:04.000 You are right. 1.00

01:20:05.000 Did you say that?

01:20:06.000 Oh, dude, you're a piece of civil dude. 0.97

01:20:09.000 Did he say nigger? 0.98

01:20:10.000 I think so. 0.98

01:20:11.000 Whoa.

01:20:14.000 Oh, dude, you're a piece of civil dude.

01:20:16.000 Oh, yeah, he did.

01:20:17.000 Wax.

01:20:17.000 Did you say that?

01:20:19.000 He's got a Philson briefcase, by the way, on his back.

01:20:22.000 Those are $350.

01:20:23.000 Yeah.

01:20:24.000 Do what you gotta do, man. 1.00

01:20:25.000 Fuck this dude. 1.00

01:20:26.000 Shithead. 1.00

01:20:28.000 Those wax canvas ones. 0.99

01:20:29.000 He said, do what you have to do, man, meaning careen into him, but the guy can't because he's illegal.

01:20:35.000 Do what you gotta do, man. 1.00

01:20:36.000 Fuck this dude. 1.00

01:20:36.000 And check out 2-7. 1.00

01:20:39.000 This is a gift that keeps on giving.

01:20:42.000 2-7?

01:20:42.000 Yep.

01:20:43.000 Some guy swiped.

01:20:43.000 Well, it's obviously going to be the one after the one we just showed.

01:20:46.000 Not necessarily.

01:20:46.000 There's four videos.

01:20:47.000 Some guy swiped his car and he's made him stop and wait for the polizia. 1.00

01:20:53.000 And then he decides, fuck you. 1.00

01:20:54.000 I'm not waiting for the police. 1.00

01:20:55.000 I'm an illegal.

01:20:57.000 You can't catch me.

01:21:02.000 Ooh, Mercedes SUV G-Wagon.

01:21:05.000 Those are $150,000.

01:21:09.000 Oh, a Toyota Tercel.

01:21:11.000 The police come, if they go, they're going to get them arrested.

01:21:20.000 What do you say?

01:21:21.000 The police will be on 6 Segon. 1.00

01:21:23.000 Yeah, I'm not waiting for your fucking cops, dude. 1.00

01:21:25.000 I'm not an idiot. 1.00

01:21:26.000 Peace out, loser. 1.00

01:21:30.000 Bye. 0.99

01:21:35.000 Look at this.

01:21:36.000 Look at this.

01:21:36.000 This is how African Americans handle it.

01:21:41.000 He called him a fag. 1.00

01:21:44.000 You fucking fag. 1.00

01:21:45.000 And then, look, the driver gets out. 1.00

01:21:52.000 Dumbass. 1.00

01:21:53.000 No, he also says fag, I believe. 1.00

01:21:57.000 Look, the driver gets out. 0.99

01:22:01.000 Oh, you're right.

01:22:02.000 Never suspect.

01:22:10.000 Yeah, so all right.

01:22:15.000 Well, let's end this with a beautiful ending, which is 2-8.

01:22:18.000 Some guy who doesn't have adrenaline control and is quickly punished for it. 1.00

01:22:23.000 I'm going to scare you, bitch. 1.00

01:22:28.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:22:31.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:22:34.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:22:48.000 I'm going insane.

01:22:50.000 The hurricane for the center.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 09, 2020

S02E134 - VIRAL VIDEOS [2020-03-09 - S02E134 - VIRAL VIDEOS]

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