Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 21, 2019


S02E14 - HEY, TOMMY TOMMY


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52 minutes

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825

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Devin McInnes talks about Tommy Robinson's retrial, racism in the dating world, and what it means to be a white guy in the 21st century. Also, Devin talks about a woman named Zoe Kravitz.

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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Ron with Devin McInnes.
00:00:20.000 Oh, baby.
00:00:22.000 We got no.
00:00:28.000 That was the Kingsman covering the greatest song ever made.
00:00:32.000 Actually, the original is just some boring Jamaican love song.
00:00:36.000 The Kingsman's cover is the greatest song ever made, and you can learn more about it when I go through my album of all Louie Louie recordings.
00:00:43.000 I believe the album's called Louie Louie, and that's on our other hit show, Off the Record, which is a smash hit.
00:00:51.000 We've got a lot to discuss today.
00:00:53.000 I want to get into Tommy Robinson.
00:00:54.000 Ezra Levant just got back from the UK, where he was reporting on Tommy's political campaign, as well as his trial, where he's being retried for contempt of court.
00:01:08.000 What?
00:01:09.000 By the way, I could talk to Ezra for a day just about contempt of court.
00:01:14.000 He's become an expert on it, researching all this stuff for Tommy and for the Tommy trial.
00:01:22.000 It's not really a thing.
00:01:23.000 Contempt of court is like, I hate that guy that killed my friend.
00:01:27.000 And get out of here, you jerk. 0.99
00:01:28.000 I'll bang, bang, bang.
00:01:29.000 Contempt of court, you needle-nose dickhead. 0.97
00:01:33.000 Maybe you'll pay a $700 fine.
00:01:35.000 Maybe.
00:01:35.000 I think the worst thing that's ever happened is they had some lawyer who was swearing at the judge, saying, like calling him a cunt or something.
00:01:45.000 And he was eventually charged with like a $1,000 fine that he refused to pay.
00:01:51.000 So that guy got off with nothing.
00:01:53.000 Tommy gets 40 days in prison and a retrial.
00:01:56.000 Double jeopardy.
00:01:57.000 Same crime twice, sort of.
00:02:00.000 I'll explain that later, though.
00:02:03.000 But before we get to any of that, how much time do we got here?
00:02:07.000 I am not dating.
00:02:09.000 I'm happily married to the same woman I've known since basically September 11th.
00:02:14.000 We have three kids.
00:02:15.000 But occasionally some of you youngsters will keep me up to date on what's going on in the dating field.
00:02:20.000 And I got to say, I'm worried about my boys.
00:02:23.000 I'm not worried about my girl.
00:02:25.000 She'll be fine.
00:02:25.000 But my boys, what a nightmare dating is for men.
00:02:31.000 There's two common themes that I've noticed.
00:02:34.000 They've sent me a bunch of pictures and I'll show them to you now.
00:02:36.000 The two common themes seem to be one, no whites need apply. 0.94
00:02:41.000 I'm racially segregating my dating.
00:02:44.000 Of course, you could never say that the other way.
00:02:45.000 No blacks. 1.00
00:02:48.000 If you're black and you want me, duh. 0.98
00:02:50.000 But the answer is no.
00:02:52.000 But these women happily go, no, thank, white people are gross. 1.00
00:02:56.000 Which, by the way, is their prerogative.
00:02:59.000 I don't want that to be illegal.
00:03:00.000 I just think it's kind of hypocritical that you could never have it the other way around.
00:03:04.000 And kind of disturbing.
00:03:05.000 I mean, there's a lot of different white guys.
00:03:07.000 Is it because blacks are more muscular or something? 1.00
00:03:10.000 We got muscular guys.
00:03:11.000 Is it because they're darker?
00:03:12.000 We got some dark eye ties.
00:03:14.000 We got some dark Hispanics. 1.00
00:03:18.000 Anyway, that's racist, but whatever.
00:03:20.000 The other thing they do is they show their Venmo.
00:03:25.000 Her Venmo is Zoe Kravitz.
00:03:28.000 And the implication there is, send me money and you're more likely to get sex because I need money.
00:03:35.000 In other words, prostitution. 1.00
00:03:38.000 So this woman, I think that's her butt there with some weird sort of leather garter belt ass chaps thing. 1.00
00:03:45.000 What?
00:03:46.000 What man is attracted to a woman in ass chaps? 1.00
00:03:50.000 I can't make out that picture.
00:03:51.000 I know what it is.
00:03:52.000 What is it?
00:03:54.000 That's an upside-down picture upwards at the cleavage.
00:03:57.000 That's the belly button at the upper right.
00:04:00.000 Oh.
00:04:00.000 See the belly button?
00:04:02.000 Dead giveaway.
00:04:04.000 Why would you take an upside-down picture of yourself?
00:04:07.000 She's a retard? 1.00
00:04:10.000 Can I not say retard? 1.00
00:04:11.000 I don't think we should say retard anymore.
00:04:13.000 I think it's time to retire that word.
00:04:14.000 Okay.
00:04:15.000 Even when I do something stupid.
00:04:18.000 That's a whole other discussion.
00:04:20.000 And you're derailing the show, as is your want.
00:04:22.000 So her cash app is Gloomy Girl.
00:04:25.000 You've got all their heads cropped, by the way, dumbass.
00:04:25.000 Here's another one.
00:04:29.000 Like, I don't, you can see that.
00:04:31.000 Fine.
00:04:31.000 We can't see it over here.
00:04:33.000 There we go.
00:04:34.000 So she's, I assume she's the Portly Pepper Pot in the foreground. 1.00
00:04:38.000 You still have her cropped.
00:04:41.000 You still have her cropped, Genie Arse. 1.00
00:04:45.000 Nice system, by the way.
00:04:47.000 I don't care if there's space above.
00:04:49.000 Okay?
00:04:50.000 God.
00:04:51.000 And why do we need all the bottom there?
00:04:52.000 Good luck reading that text.
00:04:54.000 I can read it fine.
00:04:55.000 No white boys, please. 1.00
00:04:56.000 Well, you have a huge screen.
00:04:58.000 Shut up. 0.95
00:04:59.000 Boy, we're really getting off onto the wrong foot here.
00:05:02.000 No white boys, please, she says.
00:05:04.000 Does that mean like I like being fat and I have no intention of losing the weight?
00:05:08.000 What's the subtext with that?
00:05:11.000 Is it like a fat empowering thing?
00:05:13.000 Because generally, specifically Caribbean gentlemen tend to be more interested in those who are gifted in the posterior region than, say, other cultures, say Nordic cultures or Asian cultures.
00:05:30.000 They tend to be less, have less of a voracious appetite for the big-boned, the curvy mamas. 1.00
00:05:40.000 All right, next.
00:05:42.000 Gina21, it's not just straws and it's not just turtles.
00:05:46.000 Pick up your shit. 0.66
00:05:47.000 If you have a Canadius jacket, swipe left.
00:05:50.000 That doesn't seem so bad.
00:05:51.000 I think Canada Goose, they use like coyote fur or something and people think that's a big deal.
00:05:56.000 Wow, she's a real looker, too.
00:06:00.000 Okay, I don't see anything about a Venmo there.
00:06:02.000 Only swipe right to non-white boys unless they're Italian. 0.99
00:06:08.000 Okay.
00:06:10.000 This one is pathetic.
00:06:11.000 Venmo Courtney underscore P12.
00:06:14.000 Please Venmo me anything.
00:06:16.000 I'm broke.
00:06:17.000 What a catch.
00:06:22.000 If you're white, don't even try. 1.00
00:06:24.000 Okay, done deal.
00:06:27.000 What clown world?
00:06:28.000 Oh, this one is Venmo me for a fun time.
00:06:32.000 Julia Precy.
00:06:34.000 She's 19.
00:06:35.000 Doesn't that mean I'm available for intercourse?
00:06:39.000 Isn't that what that means?
00:06:41.000 That certainly looks like that.
00:06:44.000 Oh, they're still going.
00:06:45.000 Venmo me $5 to get my Snapchat.
00:06:48.000 Maddie 19.
00:06:50.000 And she's basically showing her breasts there with that translucent tube top. 1.00
00:06:54.000 Oh, translucent tube top are playing at Mercury Lounge if you want to go.
00:06:57.000 It's like New Wave.
00:06:58.000 Yeah, they're opening up for Maddie 19.
00:07:01.000 It's a solo act.
00:07:02.000 It's a very rare Electro Clash night.
00:07:06.000 What else do we got?
00:07:08.000 Cash App Me If You Want My Attention.
00:07:11.000 Okay, so now prostitution isn't just sex. 1.00
00:07:14.000 It's attention.
00:07:16.000 Here's Diern, 21.
00:07:18.000 Venmo.
00:07:19.000 There's her Venmo.
00:07:20.000 This guy, I don't understand the problem with this one.
00:07:23.000 R.I.P. Grandma Irene.
00:07:25.000 That sounds okay.
00:07:26.000 Why is that in this list?
00:07:27.000 I don't know, but it says she, I say nigga a lot. 1.00
00:07:30.000 Oh.
00:07:30.000 And rest in peace, grandma.
00:07:31.000 Back-to-back.
00:07:32.000 Info.
00:07:37.000 Wow.
00:07:38.000 Also in other news, the Proud Boys.
00:07:41.000 Now, to be clear, what happened with me and the Proud Boys, and I thought I made it clear in a 40-minute video, but I ran into someone recently who said, did you leave them because they're racist now and it was getting out of hand?
00:07:54.000 Or because there was too much heat on you and you live in the suburbs?
00:07:59.000 Neither.
00:08:00.000 They're not racist.
00:08:01.000 And there was heat on them.
00:08:03.000 There was heat on that.
00:08:04.000 Why are you showing that before I announced it?
00:08:09.000 Wow, that's like seven screw-ups.
00:08:10.000 We've barely begun the show.
00:08:12.000 I was trying to go to this shot.
00:08:14.000 You went to the wrong shot.
00:08:16.000 What is the matter with you?
00:08:16.000 Yes.
00:08:18.000 Are you on drugs or not on drugs?
00:08:21.000 Because whatever you're doing, do the opposite.
00:08:23.000 Gotcha.
00:08:24.000 So if you're not on drugs, get addicted to some drugs, please.
00:08:28.000 So, but he was on that.
00:08:30.000 He was on the NYC 9.
00:08:32.000 I had a funny relationship with the FBI because I'd got credible threats and I'd talked to them, but then they were also investigating me.
00:08:38.000 They've been to see Dante Nero and they've even, the Secret Service in Britain has dropped in on Proud Boys.
00:08:44.000 So the big guys are always curious about Proud Boys.
00:08:48.000 And they said to me, or my lawyer said to me through a lawyer, that something very fishy is going on.
00:08:55.000 And it looks like what they're going to do is Rico you guys as a gang.
00:09:02.000 A gang has two things.
00:09:03.000 It has a leader and it does illegal activities.
00:09:05.000 The illegal activities thing is fishy.
00:09:07.000 There's something about crossing state lines to go to rallies could be seen as like cross-country riding.
00:09:14.000 I don't know about that one.
00:09:14.000 There's a crime.
00:09:16.000 But the leader thing was easy to get rid of.
00:09:18.000 And my legal team said, if you step down, they no longer have a leader and now the gang charge is going to be much harder to push on them.
00:09:27.000 And I think it worked.
00:09:28.000 Most of these guys are getting away with five days community service.
00:09:31.000 We're down to three dudes.
00:09:33.000 They're down to three dudes. 0.51
00:09:35.000 And I don't think they're going to take any pleas and fight it to the end.
00:09:38.000 And this is what's even more exciting, which Ryan ruined the surprise, spoiler alert.
00:09:43.000 They are now announcing a lawsuit against the Southern Poverty Law Center.
00:09:47.000 Totally separate from my lawsuit, which is great.
00:09:50.000 There's 60 different groups considering a lawsuit against the Southern Poverty Law Center.
00:09:55.000 And these guys have just had enough with being accused of being a hate group.
00:10:03.000 And I saw Kathy Griffin responded to that announcement.
00:10:07.000 And they showed one of the black guys, Black Proud Boys, and she said, I have some questions here.
00:10:13.000 Yeah, maybe your narrative is wrong.
00:10:15.000 Do you ever consider that?
00:10:16.000 Or some other people were saying, that name is so lame.
00:10:20.000 Don't they get that?
00:10:20.000 It sounds like they're total pussies.
00:10:23.000 Yes.
00:10:24.000 Is it possible there was an element of humor when the name was decided?
00:10:29.000 They keep talking about bizarre rituals involving being beaten for, what you can name five serials.
00:10:35.000 Is it possible there is some fun and jokiness involved in said bizarre ritual?
00:10:41.000 Multiracial white supremacy is what it is. 0.81
00:10:44.000 And then they went off on Twitter, Kathy Griffin and the likes, talking about how these guys think Mexicans are stealing their jobs.
00:10:49.000 They don't even have jobs.
00:10:51.000 A, that's not a thing proud boys say.
00:10:53.000 And B, they're all employed.
00:10:56.000 They're all blue-collar.
00:10:57.000 I find it frustrating dealing with them occasionally, not that I associate with them, FBI, because their spelling and grammar is so shockingly bad because they are blue-collar types.
00:11:08.000 They're not academics by any means.
00:11:11.000 And the other thing that annoys me about the talk of Proud Boys is they say, oh, they're known for spreading misogynistic, Islamophobic, blah, blah, blah, rhetoric.
00:11:22.000 How are they known for spreading this?
00:11:24.000 How do they spread it exactly?
00:11:25.000 Are the Knights of Columbus known for spreading things?
00:11:28.000 They don't have a newsletter they hand out.
00:11:31.000 They're banned from all social media.
00:11:33.000 How are they known for spreading a certain type of rhetoric?
00:11:37.000 Can we hear some of this?
00:11:40.000 Roger Stone did nothing wrong.
00:11:40.000 Oh, I like the shirt.
00:11:42.000 Going through it right now.
00:11:45.000 We're also looking into legal...
00:11:51.000 We're also looking at our options to take legal actions against Facebook, the Daily Beast, the BBC, Chase Bank, and Sean King.
00:12:01.000 Oh, I didn't even know that.
00:12:02.000 Help us preserve free speech.
00:12:05.000 Go to stoptheslander.com to join the fight.
00:12:08.000 The Proud Boys represent the little guys because we are the little guys.
00:12:12.000 We are your everyday average Americans.
00:12:14.000 We have plumbers, police officers, carpenters, union workers.
00:12:22.000 We're from all walks of life when it comes to our families, our job, our friends.
00:12:34.000 We're going up against a half a billion dollar slander machine.
00:12:38.000 And this won't be easy.
00:12:40.000 So that's fantastic news.
00:12:41.000 And you can tell when you see Enrique talk that this is a guy who's busted his ass his whole life and doesn't do these kind of speeches on a regular basis.
00:12:51.000 Yet they're known for spreading fascism.
00:12:55.000 Sorry, I forgot to mention the reason I'm wearing this college shirt is a shout out to John Belushi, Bluto, in Animal House.
00:13:06.000 find this picture of Bluto wearing the college shirt.
00:13:09.000 This was his nom de plume, I was going to say.
00:13:12.000 This is what he wore in the movie Animal House.
00:13:15.000 And the reason I chose Louie Louie and I wore this shirt is to say that we are the new Animal House.
00:13:22.000 We are the ones banned from campus.
00:13:24.000 We are the ones that Burger King hates and wants to throw milkshakes on.
00:13:28.000 We're the bad guys.
00:13:29.000 We are the miscreants.
00:13:31.000 We are the ones on double secret probation.
00:13:35.000 I mean, I'm literally on double secret probation on YouTube right now.
00:13:38.000 If I make a mistake within the next 20 days, I'm banned forever.
00:13:42.000 So I've just not been posting, which is really what they're going for.
00:13:45.000 But this also applies to Tommy Robinson as the animal hustling, which is why when I went to his first trial last year, I wore this suit.
00:13:55.000 Do you recognize that suit?
00:13:58.000 See, everything I, there's a method to my madness at all times, folks.
00:14:01.000 That suit was an homage to this suit.
00:14:06.000 Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief.
00:14:10.000 I think he's empty.
00:14:12.000 The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or took a few liberties with our female party guests.
00:14:19.000 We did.
00:14:20.000 We did.
00:14:22.000 Well, you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few sick, perverted individuals.
00:14:30.000 I love how the women are loved. 1.00
00:14:32.000 Then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system?
00:14:36.000 And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general?
00:14:48.000 I put it to you, Greg.
00:14:50.000 Isn't this an indictment of our entire American society?
00:14:58.000 Well, you can do what you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you, bad-mouth the United States of America.
00:15:08.000 Order!
00:15:08.000 Gentlemen!
00:15:13.000 Order!
00:15:15.000 He's the guy who wrote it.
00:15:17.000 You're not walking in on this one, mister.
00:15:19.000 That's enough.
00:15:22.000 And the thing I love about that speech, too, is he knows he's fried.
00:15:26.000 So he's going out in a blaze of glory, which is what Tommy Robinson is doing.
00:15:26.000 He knows he's screwed.
00:15:30.000 He says, all right, you're not doing Brexit.
00:15:31.000 The EU is in control of Britain.
00:15:33.000 Then I'm running for office in the EU.
00:15:35.000 I'm going to send you a message you can't forget.
00:15:37.000 And can you imagine the anarchy when he gets into the EU?
00:15:43.000 Can you imagine how beautiful that will be?
00:15:46.000 My God.
00:15:49.000 What an art form.
00:15:51.000 Anyway, so let's get to talking to Ezra about Tommy.
00:15:58.000 But before we do that, I want to show you the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life.
00:16:02.000 Homeless Gavin, show us the most bizarre video ever made, please.
00:16:10.000 Hi guys, welcome back to Homeless Gavin videos.
00:16:13.000 This is the weirdest video I've ever seen in my life.
00:16:16.000 I don't know who set it up.
00:16:17.000 Whoever did is a genius.
00:16:19.000 I'd like to meet them.
00:16:21.000 I almost don't want to meet them because they're so special.
00:16:24.000 I imagine a Rick Rubin type character, but who's black and who has a 10-foot taxidermy polar bear in his office and is just like an incredible human being that hates fame and doesn't want to be known for his masterpieces.
00:16:42.000 Well, here's one of his masterpieces.
00:16:44.000 And hold on to your socks because it's unbelievable.
00:16:53.000 Okay, man is looking for his son.
00:16:56.000 That's normal.
00:16:59.000 If you lose your son, you'd be scared, right?
00:17:01.000 Where's my son?
00:17:03.000 Oh no, where's my son?
00:17:04.000 Oh my goodness.
00:17:06.000 People are starting to freak out the restaurant.
00:17:09.000 Where's my son?
00:17:10.000 Oh my goodness, where's my son?
00:17:11.000 Oh, can you...
00:17:12.000 Sorry, can you please?
00:17:13.000 Where's my son?
00:17:14.000 Please let me go, my son.
00:17:15.000 Oh my God, I can't do this.
00:17:16.000 I can't do this.
00:17:21.000 Where's his clothes?
00:17:23.000 Where's his clothes?
00:17:24.000 Oh my goodness, get me out. 0.74
00:17:26.000 There's the sun.
00:17:26.000 We go.
00:17:28.000 We gotta go.
00:17:28.000 Oh, shit.
00:17:29.000 We gotta go.
00:17:31.000 We gotta go.
00:17:46.000 We're dealing with levels of comedy here, gentlemen, that is Jedi level.
00:17:52.000 First of all, you have to set up that child.
00:17:55.000 Secondly, I call bullshit on that seizure, but some other guy did that seizure.
00:17:59.000 It's the guy you saw at the beginning.
00:18:02.000 I mean, where are these people?
00:18:04.000 It's funny how, you know, you see famous people on TV and they go, I'm a funny man.
00:18:08.000 I'm Judd Appetow.
00:18:09.000 I made a bunch of movies.
00:18:10.000 Yeah, but there are funny ninjas out there who are doing levels of unfathomably brilliant comedy for nothing, for no reason.
00:18:21.000 Just pause.
00:18:21.000 Look at this guy.
00:18:22.000 Just pause.
00:18:24.000 Pause.
00:18:24.000 Or maybe a little bit more.
00:18:27.000 So that guy right there, that's the seizure guy.
00:18:32.000 That's the guy who decides after you pull the dummy head kid out. 0.99
00:18:36.000 I feel like I'm ruining it, by the way, by explaining it.
00:18:39.000 But after you pull the dummy head kid out, I am going to lie on the ground and have a seizure. 1.00
00:18:44.000 For what?
00:18:45.000 For this video?
00:18:47.000 I mean, if it wasn't for me showcasing it, who would have seen it?
00:18:51.000 A bunch of people.
00:18:54.000 It never would have been analyzed.
00:18:57.000 I'm not saying I'm special, obviously.
00:18:58.000 I'm saying these guys are special.
00:19:00.000 Are those police even real?
00:19:03.000 And then he grabs that weird dummy and he does that.
00:19:07.000 And then that guy does that.
00:19:10.000 You know what this is?
00:19:12.000 And I'm not exaggerating.
00:19:14.000 This is art.
00:19:15.000 This is Michelangelo.
00:19:17.000 This is the Louvre.
00:19:18.000 This is our generation's Louvre.
00:19:20.000 This is our generation's Mona Lisa.
00:19:22.000 You are looking at the highest art available to our generation.
00:19:26.000 I know older people look back and go, well, fuck you.
00:19:29.000 I prefer our silly oil paintings.
00:19:31.000 I'm sorry.
00:19:32.000 I prefer this.
00:19:33.000 I prefer his gyrating pelvis.
00:19:36.000 This is, I don't know, I feel like perfection would be trivializing it.
00:19:42.000 This is beyond perfection.
00:19:43.000 Thank you.
00:19:45.000 Thank you.
00:19:47.000 I'm taking care of me.
00:19:49.000 My girl.
00:19:50.000 I want to talk to Ezra Levant.
00:19:52.000 He just got back from Britain.
00:19:54.000 He's done a lot for Tommy Robinson over the years, and the case is very close to his heart.
00:20:02.000 I don't know why.
00:20:03.000 I guess because Britain is a, Canada is a Commonwealth of Britain, and as Ezra put it, Britain is his dystopian time machine where he can see what Canada and America will be like in five years.
00:20:16.000 Here's the deal with Tommy Robinson, I'd like to explain to everyone.
00:20:19.000 He's not an Islamophobe.
00:20:21.000 He's not a racist.
00:20:22.000 He's not a bigot, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:20:23.000 The way he's being portrayed is, I don't want no Muslims coming in my country. 0.99
00:20:28.000 There is radical Islamicization going on in Britain.
00:20:32.000 They have a massive problem with gangs, with acid attacks, with stabbings, and more importantly, with these grooming gangs where Pakistani Muslim criminals are grooming young girls and raping hundreds of them. 0.99
00:20:48.000 So it's not like there's a group that you have a problem with for no reason.
00:20:54.000 There is a group that has a disproportionate radical contingent within it, and that radical contingent is threatening the entire British culture forever.
00:21:05.000 This isn't, I don't know what Mexicans, or what are these wolves doing in my country, I don't like them. 1.00
00:21:10.000 That's how they're being portrayed, and it's not even close to true.
00:21:13.000 Britain has a Muslim problem. 1.00
00:21:16.000 Muslims are not necessarily a problem in and of themselves, but the way it's working out in Britain is not going well.
00:21:24.000 Actually, the way it's going in Europe in general is not going well.
00:21:28.000 Anyway, Tommy is one of the only ones to speak up about this.
00:21:31.000 And they're all so petrified of being rises that they don't say anything or do anything about it.
00:21:38.000 And the way that they are persecuting Tommy is more than just a fear of racism.
00:21:43.000 It's really showing the contempt that the middle class and upper class have for the lower class.
00:21:50.000 And the lower classes live in these Muslim areas. 0.99
00:21:52.000 Like Tommy's town, Luton, is unrecognizable.
00:21:57.000 Anyway, Ezra notices this injustice, and he helps him out with lawyers and goes down there and helps fight for the cause.
00:22:03.000 And he also is helping him run for office.
00:22:06.000 We need to find out exactly what the office is, because I don't quite understand.
00:22:09.000 Is it part of the EU?
00:22:11.000 Is it British Parliament?
00:22:12.000 We'll ask him about that when we get him on.
00:22:14.000 But just to keep you up to date, he filmed people, filmed pedophiles.
00:22:22.000 These are guys who had been about to be convicted.
00:22:24.000 Their sentence was already, the jury had already deliberated, and they were about to give the sentence to these Pakistani Muslim child rapists. 1.00
00:22:33.000 They were walking into the court.
00:22:34.000 Tommy filmed them and said like, yo, Roy, you got your gym.
00:22:37.000 They're screaming obscenities at him and talking about his mother and stuff.
00:22:41.000 And he's like, yo, Roy, you got your jailbag.
00:22:43.000 That's as bad as it got, right?
00:22:45.000 Jailbag is sometimes if you're in minimum security, you can wear sneakers and track pants and stuff.
00:22:50.000 So on the off chance they were going to get that light of a sentence, they brought their jailbag.
00:22:54.000 And so he was finding contempt of court for that.
00:22:59.000 And I went there.
00:23:00.000 This was last year.
00:23:01.000 And he was charged.
00:23:03.000 No trial, really, just sort of whisked off.
00:23:05.000 He was kept in a 10 by 10 cell where he could eat nothing because the Muslims were poisoning his food. 1.00
00:23:10.000 So he had nothing but a can of tuna and a bit of fruit every day.
00:23:14.000 He lost 40 pounds.
00:23:15.000 That's him getting arrested there, yeah.
00:23:18.000 And by the way, yelling at bad guys as they go to jail for their sentencing, that's a prehistoric tradition.
00:23:25.000 Shame, shame.
00:23:26.000 Remember that?
00:23:27.000 If someone had raped a bunch of kids, if a white guy had raped a bunch of kids, they'd all be screaming and yelling, look at what they do to Roger Stone.
00:23:35.000 And what's his name?
00:23:37.000 The other guy who's on his way to sentencing there, the Trump guy, Michael Cohen, is that his name?
00:23:42.000 They're screaming at him.
00:23:44.000 Silver was the other corrupt Albany dude screaming at him as he's on his way to court.
00:23:49.000 The police have to keep the audience away.
00:23:52.000 They have to keep the mob away as they yell.
00:23:54.000 That's our right as citizens to yell at child rapists.
00:23:59.000 Call me a mercenary.
00:24:00.000 Call me a vigilante, but I think you should be able to say, hey, jerk pedophile.
00:24:05.000 Anyway, that trial was a joke, and I was there for that.
00:24:10.000 And I remember at one point, Ezra filmed Tommy.
00:24:14.000 Find the picture of Tommy Robinson in the window.
00:24:17.000 They love saying his real name, too.
00:24:19.000 I'm not falling for it.
00:24:21.000 Stephen Yaxley Lennon.
00:24:22.000 Okay, so you can't find this now, but that's from outside, looking into the Old Bailey.
00:24:29.000 The Old Bailey is the biggest court in the land.
00:24:30.000 It's where they try Jack the Ripper and mass murderers.
00:24:34.000 And the fact that someone was there for contempt of court is ridiculous for filming a pedophile, which tons of people do all the time.
00:24:41.000 And he'd already asked the police if he may do that.
00:24:42.000 But anyway, Ezra is next to him there, but on the other side of the glass.
00:24:46.000 He filmed it, and the left-wing press couldn't wait to tattletale and say, that's contempt of court.
00:24:56.000 What you're doing is illegal.
00:25:00.000 And you'll see a lot of this, especially from the independent, just bitchy little tattletale journalists who don't really care about Tommy or the trial. 0.97
00:25:08.000 They just care about someone being bad.
00:25:10.000 Anyway, someone being naughty.
00:25:16.000 So he was exonerated for that.
00:25:19.000 He wasn't punished for daring to make a little Twitter video in the staircase of the old Bailey.
00:25:24.000 So this is him now.
00:25:26.000 He's live tweeting the old Bailey, the new trial that's going on.
00:25:30.000 So you're showing that a little early.
00:25:32.000 The new trial that's going on is a second charge.
00:25:35.000 It's a different charge.
00:25:37.000 The new charge is that while he was saying, yo, you got your jailbag, he hurt the pedophile's feelings.
00:25:44.000 So now that's different.
00:25:46.000 The first one was, you could have affected the outcome of the trial.
00:25:50.000 So that's contempt of court.
00:25:51.000 This new one is specifically about the child rapist, and it's saying you hurt his feelings.
00:25:56.000 You were mean to him, and that hurt him.
00:25:58.000 I'm not kidding.
00:26:01.000 So we have a new trial.
00:26:04.000 This is all as he's running for office, too, Tommy Robinson.
00:26:08.000 And Ezra Levant starts tweeting.
00:26:11.000 That's the tweet you just showed.
00:26:12.000 He's just tweeting the progress, right?
00:26:14.000 I'm in courtroom too, the old bail.
00:26:15.000 You had to go through rigorous security.
00:26:16.000 Anyway, here we are.
00:26:18.000 About a third of the way through this short trial, he sees the judge get a paper and look at each other, and then all the judges run out of the room.
00:26:27.000 And Ezra has a hunch that it's about him.
00:26:29.000 And yes, it was.
00:26:31.000 A tattletale lefty journalist said, Ezra's tweeting, which is totally legal.
00:26:38.000 And the court officers told all the journalists, you're allowed to tweet.
00:26:41.000 Don't film, don't take pictures, but you can live tweet this as much as you want.
00:26:44.000 You can text people, whatever you want.
00:26:46.000 That's your right as a journalist.
00:26:48.000 But some journalists, I guess, wasn't listening to that and tattletailed on him.
00:26:56.000 So the court was adjourned, and they all talked about it.
00:26:58.000 And then they came back and said, yeah, you're allowed to do that.
00:27:01.000 But the thing that drives me nuts about this is the focus.
00:27:05.000 Like, there's a radical Islamic problem in Britain, and the focus is, well, the guy who called it out, is he going too far?
00:27:12.000 Is he being mean?
00:27:14.000 Or there is a trial going on about contempt of court.
00:27:17.000 It's a kangaroo court.
00:27:18.000 It's a total mockery.
00:27:20.000 Well, is any of Tommy's supporters breaking any silly little court rules?
00:27:26.000 I have to go tattle on them.
00:27:30.000 And totally separately, the political campaign he's running has been an absolute madhouse with mobs of Muslims and Antifa showing up, attacking people. 0.79
00:27:41.000 They started a new trend, thanks to Tommy, called Milkshaking.
00:27:45.000 Some Muslim kid threw a milkshake on Tommy. 1.00
00:27:47.000 Have you got that picture?
00:27:48.000 I think I emailed it to you.
00:27:50.000 Yeah, they threw a milkshake on Tommy.
00:27:53.000 Burger King, as we said the other day, said that's cool.
00:27:56.000 We got tons of milkshakes.
00:27:57.000 And then they did Nigel Farage.
00:27:58.000 Now they're doing Sargon of Akkad. 0.71
00:28:00.000 And the left loves it.
00:28:00.000 They love these petty attacks.
00:28:01.000 They love punch a Nazi or whatever by hitting someone in the back of the head when they're not looking or pepper spraying their face or hitting them with a bike lock.
00:28:11.000 But it's just a mob of upper-class imbeciles screaming racism at someone who's trying to save their country.
00:28:20.000 And Ezra has been on the front lines of this entire thing.
00:28:23.000 We'll get Tommy too, but he's not an easy guy to get a hold of.
00:28:26.000 And we'll ask him some of these questions.
00:28:28.000 Is there any hope of getting Ezra on?
00:28:31.000 Yes, there is.
00:28:32.000 Music Ezra, are you there, sir?
00:28:40.000 I am.
00:28:40.000 Hi, how are you?
00:28:41.000 We were just talking about all the tattletales in Britain.
00:28:41.000 I'm good.
00:28:45.000 There was the last time we were both there together, and they said, oh, he was in the old Bailey taking pictures.
00:28:52.000 And that went to the courts.
00:28:54.000 You were almost prosecuted for that.
00:28:56.000 And then in the new trial, which is equally ridiculous, you dared to live tweet, and they tattled him and shut down the proceedings while they investigated.
00:29:08.000 What a bunch of people.
00:29:09.000 We take two minutes on that.
00:29:10.000 It was shocking.
00:29:11.000 I mean, I'm here in Canada, but I've attended this very senior criminal court called the Old Bailey.
00:29:17.000 It's so serious, high security, there's even a dungeon underneath it.
00:29:21.000 So I got all my credentials.
00:29:23.000 I've reported from there several times.
00:29:25.000 I've talked to everyone from security even to the judges' offices to make sure I'm following the rules.
00:29:30.000 So many rules over there.
00:29:32.000 Because I like to live tweet the proceedings because you're not allowed to take a camera into court, but you can tweet up a storm, and I do.
00:29:39.000 So I was doing that for, I mean, I've done that so many times, and there I am in the old Bailey, straining to hear the case being made by the Attorney General, who wants to prosecute Tommy again for contempt of court again, even though he was already wrongfully convicted and wrongfully imprisoned.
00:29:57.000 It's crazy.
00:29:57.000 So I'm typing, I'm straining to listen.
00:30:00.000 Everyone is paying such attention to the lawyer.
00:30:02.000 You've got two judges, you've got all the clerks, you got all the lawyers, everyone's paying attention.
00:30:08.000 And then suddenly I notice a note was handed to a judge.
00:30:12.000 And the judges stand up and leave the court.
00:30:15.000 And for a flicker of a moment, I thought, oh, is there some security threat?
00:30:18.000 Because there was a terrorism inquiry going on elsewhere in the court.
00:30:21.000 But I thought, no, this place is safer than Fort Knox.
00:30:25.000 So there's this five or ten minute break, and I go up to the clerk and I said, what's going on?
00:30:31.000 I said, I just had a hunch, Gavin.
00:30:34.000 I had this little niggling doubt because I knew I was in the land of Orwell.
00:30:37.000 I said, clerk, the judges that know that that's got nothing to do with me, does it?
00:30:44.000 Like, it was a narcissistic vanity.
00:30:45.000 I thought, why on earth would that have anything to do with me?
00:30:48.000 I mean, who would ask that?
00:30:50.000 And the clerk said, yeah.
00:30:52.000 The clerk said that someone had complained that I was live tweeting the court, which I have had approval in five different ways.
00:31:01.000 Explicitly say you may live tweet when you're walking into that.
00:31:06.000 And I mean, I was told that on this visit as well as others, and I knew that.
00:31:10.000 I've done it many times.
00:31:11.000 But so the judges, I said to the clerk, well, please go and tell the judges that I'm happy to present in their private chambers and explain myself.
00:31:19.000 But I did get permission from this person and this person and this person and this person.
00:31:25.000 And I have no desire to be disruptive at all.
00:31:28.000 So I'm happy to appear before them in private chambers.
00:31:30.000 I'm not looking to make a fuss to explain myself.
00:31:32.000 And the clerk said, okay, I'll go tell them.
00:31:34.000 So the clerk went back, met with the judge, and came back and said, it's all right, don't worry about it.
00:31:38.000 And so the two judges came back out and said, you know, we had a note about live tweeting.
00:31:45.000 That's fine.
00:31:46.000 You know, I was credentialed through their press office.
00:31:51.000 And I think she said something about this having been approved years ago for anyone.
00:31:55.000 And then they got right back to the trial.
00:31:57.000 And I thought three things.
00:31:58.000 I thought, first of all, instead of paying attention to the substance of the trial, these media party journalists were looking on their phones at me and getting really mad that I was on a different narrative than them.
00:32:12.000 I wasn't anti-Tommy.
00:32:13.000 So they're not even paying attention to the trial.
00:32:16.000 They literally interrupted a trial so important.
00:32:19.000 A man's freedom hangs in the balance.
00:32:21.000 He could be sentenced again to prison.
00:32:23.000 These journalists have no standing.
00:32:25.000 They're not parties.
00:32:26.000 They're not lawyers.
00:32:27.000 And they have the audacity to interrupt Someone's trial, but not just with anything.
00:32:33.000 Like, judge, there's a fire, stop the trial.
00:32:36.000 Okay, good.
00:32:37.000 Thanks for interrupting.
00:32:38.000 But what was the fire they wanted, and what was the fire hose they wanted?
00:32:42.000 By bringing this to the judge's attention in such a bizarre and interruptive way, they could only mean one thing: they wanted me to be held in contempt of court and perhaps imprisoned like Tommy was.
00:32:55.000 And this was being done by so-called journalists.
00:32:58.000 Their chief mission in court that day was certainly not to report on the facts and not even to debate me if they so chose, but to have me thrown in prison.
00:33:11.000 That's what you're saying when you're telling a judge in the middle, hey, teacher, he's tweeting, except for it's not a teacher, it's a judge, and the remedy is not a ruler hitting your knuckles.
00:33:20.000 It's being thrown in jail.
00:33:22.000 That is the state of journalism in the United Kingdom in 2019.
00:33:26.000 Ezra, do you think it would be the worst thing in the world for you to lose 40 pounds on a steady diet of tuna and fruit for 40 days?
00:33:34.000 I literally made that joke to Tommy himself during this five-minute break.
00:33:38.000 I walked over to Tommy.
00:33:39.000 First person I walked to was Tommy's lawyer.
00:33:41.000 I said, what's the break about?
00:33:43.000 He said, I don't know.
00:33:44.000 And I said, do you think it's my tweeting?
00:33:48.000 And then I started making jokes.
00:33:49.000 I thought there's no way that's possible.
00:33:51.000 So I said, I could stand to lose 40 pounds in prison like Tommy did because he was starved in prison.
00:33:57.000 Of course, you don't want to lose 40 pounds by starvation.
00:33:59.000 So I was joking with Tommy and John, his lawyer, and then I thought, oh my God, I'm joking.
00:34:05.000 But that's probably just what happened.
00:34:06.000 And then I went to the clerk, and that's what happened.
00:34:09.000 So I was literally joking how absurd it would be until I realized, no, I'm saying something that in North America sounds like a joke, but in the United Kingdom, 2019, that is exactly what's happening.
00:34:21.000 I had this crazy hunch that was more of vanity than clown world, and it was true.
00:34:25.000 You can't make jokes anymore.
00:34:26.000 And even the joke about you losing 40 pounds, these journalists ultimately do want you to go to prison, and you would not be able to eat the food.
00:34:34.000 So our jokes are their reality.
00:34:36.000 That's the dictionary definition of clown world.
00:34:40.000 I got to ask you, I think as North Americans are a tiny bit confused on what exactly Tommy is running for.
00:34:47.000 What's the seat?
00:34:48.000 What's the position?
00:34:50.000 Sure.
00:34:51.000 Americans have probably heard of Brexit.
00:34:53.000 It was a vote in 2016, about six months before the American election, where Brit said, we want to get out of the European Union.
00:35:01.000 Because it's not just a symbolic club like the UN is.
00:35:04.000 It's as if the United Nations could actually pass laws that bound the member countries.
00:35:09.000 So the EU has 751 members of the European Parliament, MEP.
00:35:16.000 That's a little parliament in Brussels, Belgium.
00:35:19.000 But the UK only has, I think, 73 of those.
00:35:22.000 So they get outvoted on everything.
00:35:25.000 But the laws passed in Brussels, Belgium apply in England.
00:35:30.000 So Germany, France, other countries like that can literally pass a law.
00:35:35.000 The Brits will be outvoted 10 to 1, and the law becomes the law in England.
00:35:41.000 And it's open borders, and it's all these things.
00:35:43.000 And so the entire establishment was against Brexit.
00:35:46.000 They wanted to remain.
00:35:48.000 But Brexit won.
00:35:49.000 The largest voting number in British history, 17.4 million Brits voted to Brexit.
00:35:55.000 But for three years, the governing Conservatives, even though they held this referendum on leaving, they ragged the puck.
00:36:03.000 And the UK was supposed to leave on March 29th, and they didn't.
00:36:08.000 Imagine if Donald Trump won the election, but for three years, Barack Obama and Michelle Obama just refused to move out of the White House.
00:36:18.000 And finally, when the day came when they said they would, they'd say, yeah, we're not going to go.
00:36:22.000 Maybe we need a do-over.
00:36:24.000 So it's not just 2016 USA rage.
00:36:30.000 It's that rage, if the results of that election were being annulled and voided.
00:36:36.000 And so these MEP, Member of the European Parliament elections that are happening Thursday, May 23rd, those elections shouldn't even be happening because the UK is supposed to be out of this crazy parliament.
00:36:52.000 But Tommy's saying, well, hell with it.
00:36:55.000 If we're still in this joke of a parliament, I'm going to run.
00:36:59.000 And I'm literally going to be a bull in the china shop and I'm going to send my message. 0.95
00:37:02.000 I'll never forget.
00:37:03.000 So that's what Tommy's running for public office.
00:37:06.000 And I don't know if Tommy would stand a chance in a normal election.
00:37:09.000 But first of all, everyone's outraged that they're even in the UK, the EU.
00:37:14.000 And second of all, eight people will be elected in his region of northwest England.
00:37:20.000 So he probably won't come in first or second or third or even fourth or even fifth or even sixth or seventh.
00:37:28.000 But he just has to come in in the top eight.
00:37:30.000 Yeah.
00:37:31.000 And historically, in the last two elections, that bottom eighth guy has won with less than 10% of the vote.
00:37:38.000 One time it was just over 9%.
00:37:39.000 One time it was just over 8%.
00:37:41.000 Can Tommy Robinson get 8%, 9-10% of the vote in Northwest England on May 23rd?
00:37:48.000 I think he can.
00:37:50.000 So to be clear here, he would be part of the EU as a representative of Northwestern England, like Manchester, Liverpool kind of area.
00:37:59.000 Exactly.
00:38:00.000 So he would be one of eight MEPs from Northwest England who would be representing that region in this UN-style, global government-style European parliament in Brussels.
00:38:13.000 Now, that would last.
00:38:15.000 Go ahead.
00:38:16.000 Would he move to Brussels?
00:38:17.000 Would he be living in Brussels?
00:38:19.000 No, he would probably have an apartment there, and that's where the parliament is, and he would have a staff and an office there, and he would have a staff and an office in Manchester, probably.
00:38:29.000 It would be like a congressman in the United States.
00:38:32.000 They have their home district office, and then they have their Washington, D.C. office.
00:38:36.000 They have a staff in both.
00:38:38.000 We used to have a journalist who was an MEP, Janice Atkinson is her name.
00:38:42.000 And if I'm recalling correctly, she said just her office budget alone, I'm going from memory, so forgive me if I'm wrong, was £2 million.
00:38:49.000 Staff, travel, expenses.
00:38:52.000 So this would give Tommy resources to promote his cause.
00:38:56.000 And he says his chief cause would be freedom of speech.
00:38:59.000 That is exciting.
00:39:01.000 So I heard that the slogan for the campaign is: what was it?
00:39:04.000 Send them a message they'll never forget.
00:39:07.000 Exactly.
00:39:08.000 That's beautiful.
00:39:09.000 All right.
00:39:09.000 So if you want to play Dirty Pool, fine, we'll play Dirty Pool.
00:39:12.000 I'm in the EU now.
00:39:13.000 Ezra, I love it, and I love all the hard work you're doing over there.
00:39:17.000 I'm really impressed that you've worked so hard to help Tommy.
00:39:21.000 You're an integral part of this campaign.
00:39:24.000 Well, I got to correct you there.
00:39:26.000 I mean, I appreciate the compliments, but we have a bit of a dividing line.
00:39:31.000 I mean, we are sympathetic, but our journalist over there, we've sent, I mean, listen, listen, I'm not going to deny that we're big Tommy supporters, and I'm not going to pretend to deny it.
00:39:40.000 I'm just saying that his election campaign has to be done carefully and by the books.
00:39:45.000 So it means no donations from foreigners, so we can't crowdfund for him.
00:39:51.000 Oh, okay.
00:39:52.000 And our journalist, Jessica Svetzenowski, who's over there, has to be independent from him and report only to our editors.
00:40:00.000 So I just wanted to put that in there because people will say, oh, you're getting support from foreigners.
00:40:04.000 No.
00:40:05.000 In fact, Tommy cannot accept donations from anyone other than Brits.
00:40:09.000 That's the only reason I'm quarreling with you.
00:40:10.000 I'm not nitpicking, but you know you're going to comb through every single donation to Tommy and check for any foreign money.
00:40:16.000 And so we're not helping him on this one.
00:40:18.000 But we've helped him in the past with other things.
00:40:20.000 Yeah.
00:40:20.000 I got you.
00:40:21.000 We're in a nitpicking dystopia.
00:40:23.000 So you're not allowed to stray from the path in any way, shape, or form.
00:40:27.000 It's like we're constantly being audited.
00:40:29.000 So I understand your correction.
00:40:30.000 Sorry.
00:40:30.000 But you have been a supporter of free speech, and that has helped Tommy tangentially, sir.
00:40:40.000 Yeah, sorry.
00:40:41.000 Listen, I'm not trying to deny anything.
00:40:42.000 No, no, no, I'm on the same.
00:40:43.000 And we did, as you know, last year, we crowdfunded his legal defense.
00:40:47.000 And I believe that if he were not released from prison after 10 weeks when he was in solitary confinement, we were joking earlier about him losing 40 pounds in prison.
00:40:58.000 I could stand to lose 40 pounds.
00:41:00.000 Tommy couldn't.
00:41:01.000 He came out.
00:41:01.000 He was gaunt.
00:41:03.000 He had medical issues, both physical and psychological.
00:41:07.000 He was put in a little cage 23 and a half hours a day.
00:41:10.000 He was put in solitary.
00:41:12.000 He was not allowed to go to the gym or to church or anything like that.
00:41:15.000 And for that half hour a day he was released, he had to run around like a hamster in a hamster wheel in a cage that all the other prisoners were screaming epithets at him.
00:41:25.000 So 23 and a half hours he's in silence in a box.
00:41:29.000 And then half an hour a day, he's shouted at by people wishing death on him.
00:41:34.000 That's what he was, I mean, anyone else in the world, that would be a major human rights violation.
00:41:39.000 Any other living creature?
00:41:40.000 If that was a dog, it would be animal cruelty. 0.74
00:41:44.000 That's a good point.
00:41:45.000 And remember, all of this was for what?
00:41:46.000 Did he commit a crime?
00:41:47.000 No.
00:41:48.000 He was standing outside a court in Leeds where a rape gang was being convicted that day.
00:41:53.000 So the trial was over.
00:41:54.000 Jury was rendering his verdict.
00:41:56.000 He was outside the court saying the names of the accused, just giving his political commentary.
00:42:02.000 He was swooped up and imprisoned for that.
00:42:05.000 By the way, that's what this trial at the old Bailey was last week.
00:42:09.000 And he has to go back to court on July 4th, believe it or not, for another hearing about causing anxiety to those rapists because he asked them as they were walking into prison, sorry, walking into court, he said, how do you feel about the court case?
00:42:23.000 So this caused them anxiety.
00:42:25.000 And that's why the Attorney General is still prosecuting Tommy.
00:42:27.000 Swear to God, I heard it with my own ears.
00:42:29.000 They're not saying Tommy upset the trial or interfered with the trial.
00:42:33.000 That is, he did not.
00:42:34.000 That's a matter of fact.
00:42:36.000 They're saying he caused stress and anxiety by saying mean things to these serial rapists as they walked into court.
00:42:44.000 So Clown World for sure.
00:42:46.000 The United Kingdom is so far gone, my friend.
00:42:49.000 I would just say to all your listeners, if you haven't been to London in a while, make a vacation.
00:42:54.000 Even if your kids are young, take them there.
00:42:56.000 Have them see Big Ben Parliament, London Bridge, Trafalgar Square.
00:43:02.000 See those things before they're, you know, accidentally torched like the Notre Dame Cathedral.
00:43:08.000 See those things before they're blown up.
00:43:10.000 I predict that within 10 years, one of the edifices I just listed will be destroyed by a terrorist attack.
00:43:17.000 It wouldn't surprise me if it was a Churchill statue or Admiral Nelson, but see London now because it's not going to be the same in five, 10 years.
00:43:25.000 I think you could say the same thing about Europe in general.
00:43:28.000 Ezra, thanks very much for coming on the show.
00:43:30.000 We really appreciate it.
00:43:32.000 All right, cheers.
00:43:32.000 Cheers, buddy.
00:43:33.000 Cheers, buddy.
00:43:41.000 That's Ezra Levant.
00:43:43.000 Wait, I just did Jesse Ventura trying to do my Ezra Levant.
00:43:46.000 Do your Ezra Levant?
00:43:48.000 The old Barry.
00:43:49.000 I would take your family to London Bridge and Old Ben before it's old Muhammad. 1.00
00:43:55.000 I went to the trial, the judge master.
00:43:57.000 Old Ben?
00:43:59.000 Big Ben.
00:44:00.000 And don't you mean the old Bailey?
00:44:02.000 What did you call it?
00:44:02.000 The old Barry?
00:44:03.000 The old Barry.
00:44:04.000 You don't have earholes, do you?
00:44:06.000 You don't take anything in.
00:44:08.000 It's just the brain part.
00:44:11.000 It absorbs just the sound of his voice and not the words.
00:44:14.000 You know what I forgot to get to in the intro?
00:44:17.000 I saw the show Billions the other night.
00:44:20.000 And all my neighbors are in finance because I'm wealthy.
00:44:25.000 And finance people all watch the show Billions.
00:44:28.000 So I thought, well, it's on.
00:44:30.000 I was waiting for my wife to finish putting down the kids so we could watch a movie, but she always falls asleep doing that. 1.00
00:44:36.000 And it takes too long.
00:44:37.000 Anyway, I'm watching Billions for way longer than I should be.
00:44:40.000 And it is Jezebel.
00:44:42.000 It's Huffington Post.
00:44:44.000 It's Daily Beast.
00:44:46.000 It is garbage, feminist, crap. 1.00
00:44:50.000 Way more than you thought it would be.
00:44:53.000 It really is juvenile.
00:44:55.000 I call it mom porn, secretary porn, but it's not about spanking a secretary in the butt. 0.98
00:45:00.000 It's secretary's fantasies.
00:45:02.000 And secretary's fantasies are men just fawning all over them and them going, yeah, whatever, shit for brains. 1.00
00:45:10.000 So I couldn't transpose the video, but I did take pictures of my television.
00:45:15.000 And I want to show you, this is just six minutes of the show before I had to turn it off in a rage.
00:45:21.000 This is what people are watching these days.
00:45:24.000 Okay, so this guy, and if you're familiar with the show, forgive me, this guy is obsessed with her, and by the way, she's a solid 5.9, and she's a midget too, and she's old, right? 0.91
00:45:38.000 And which is that's carefully chosen.
00:45:40.000 They want to choose someone who's not out of your reach for your fantasy.
00:45:45.000 So, this is basically she's the target audience, right?
00:45:47.000 So, he makes her, brings her like an allanger, an Americano, every morning, perfectly espressoed.
00:45:56.000 And he hands it to her, and she calls him an over-caffeinated stalker and tells him to scram.
00:46:02.000 After she takes the coffee, of course.
00:46:04.000 And he's happy to take that because all men are bitches. 1.00
00:46:07.000 By the way, the bald guy in the background, he's about to make moves on her next. 0.62
00:46:11.000 Okay, so next picture.
00:46:14.000 No, no, that's the last one.
00:46:17.000 Oh.
00:46:19.000 Do they come in out of order?
00:46:22.000 That's weird.
00:46:23.000 Why would they do that?
00:46:25.000 No, that's not the next one.
00:46:26.000 The next one has a bald guy in it.
00:46:31.000 Yeah.
00:46:31.000 Okay.
00:46:32.000 So this one.
00:46:34.000 And then he sits down with her.
00:46:35.000 That's the guy I just showed you in the background.
00:46:38.000 He sits down and he goes, I feel like we had some chemistry there.
00:46:41.000 There was a vibe.
00:46:42.000 And they had done some meditation yoga retreat stuff.
00:46:46.000 And I guess he was sort of lying on her chest like that as part of the thing.
00:46:49.000 I don't know, like catch me or whatever.
00:46:51.000 And she just goes, you got your, your dick is hard because your head was in between my tits. 1.00
00:46:58.000 And he's sort of like, oh, well, I guess I'm not getting her.
00:47:01.000 All right.
00:47:02.000 So next, go to the office scene with the Asian guy where, so then, oh, by the way, she's heard, then he comes into the room, right?
00:47:11.000 This Asian dude is trembling with fear.
00:47:14.000 And look at the boss's boot on the coffee table. 0.99
00:47:18.000 It's like, what do you want, bitch? 1.00
00:47:19.000 Like, where is this world?
00:47:22.000 Where does this happen?
00:47:23.000 These badass, these badass female bosses telling you you suck. 1.00
00:47:28.000 So maybe that's the new vice since Shane stepped down.
00:47:32.000 But he says, I heard there was a hedge fund here called, I don't know what it's called, Forest Berger Frog Progress.
00:47:41.000 I forget what it's called.
00:47:42.000 But he's literally trembling when he comes into the thing.
00:47:46.000 And then she goes, that program doesn't exist, loser.
00:47:49.000 And they both laugh at him.
00:47:51.000 And he thanks them and then trembles out of the room.
00:47:56.000 All right, now you can just choose anyone.
00:47:59.000 Oh, yeah.
00:48:00.000 So then she decides she's going to go on a date with the baldy guy because she'll have sex with him. 0.98
00:48:05.000 And then she'll get out on this secret hedge fund in case it exists.
00:48:08.000 It doesn't exist, by the way.
00:48:09.000 It was a trick.
00:48:10.000 And where do they go?
00:48:11.000 They go to an axe throwing date.
00:48:13.000 And on this axe throwing date, after she throws that, she walks up to him and takes his beer out of his hand, you know, as women do, and starts swigging it. 1.00
00:48:21.000 And he goes, wow.
00:48:22.000 She gets the bullseye, by the way, of course.
00:48:24.000 And he goes, wow.
00:48:25.000 And she goes, yeah, I came here to kick ass and take names. 0.95
00:48:29.000 And I'm all out of names, so I'm just kicking ass.
00:48:33.000 And then she grabs a beer out of the bucket, opens it, and hands it over to him.
00:48:36.000 You know how women are, always taking your beer and then giving you a beer? 1.00
00:48:40.000 What is going on?
00:48:43.000 So she uses him for sex to get into this fund. 1.00
00:48:46.000 And by the way, is incredibly successful at it and is almost poached by another.
00:48:50.000 They're all working in finance.
00:48:51.000 So she almost gets poached.
00:48:52.000 So then go show any other one.
00:48:54.000 Show the bald chick. 1.00
00:48:56.000 So then we see this chick. 1.00
00:48:57.000 I think her name is Tip.
00:48:58.000 No, the other picture of her.
00:49:01.000 Yeah, so this chick is a genius. 1.00
00:49:04.000 And I think her name's, I think she runs Taylor Maid or something like that. 0.97
00:49:08.000 Anyway, she outsmarts this guy who wants to buy the Chrysler building because China's going to buy. 0.77
00:49:14.000 She's just an absolute genius.
00:49:16.000 And she runs this firm with two other women, a black lesbian and another woman. 0.99
00:49:21.000 So they get the account.
00:49:23.000 They get the Chrysler Building account.
00:49:24.000 How much is the Chrysler Building worth?
00:49:26.000 A billion?
00:49:28.000 So they get that account, and then they're so happy that what do they do?
00:49:33.000 They start making out an interracial lesbian love scene in the middle. 0.93
00:49:39.000 And you're just like, what financial firm is this that's run by interracial lesbians who are buying the Chrysler building? 0.61
00:49:48.000 None of that is an exaggeration.
00:49:51.000 This is the garbage we're watching?
00:49:54.000 And then, you know, I put on the trailer for Toy Story 4, which my kids are going to have to watch, or at least my youngest.
00:50:01.000 I'm watching that.
00:50:02.000 And yes, Keanu Reeves is showing up, and it looks like he can ride a motorbike, thank God.
00:50:12.000 But it's all women kicking ass and taking names. 1.00
00:50:14.000 And I know I sound like someone who doesn't want women ever doing anything successfully. 1.00
00:50:19.000 It's not about that.
00:50:20.000 It's about you ramming down this one archetype, this kick-ass broad, just down our necks again and again, making fake women that we've never met and making them into a normal part of modern society.
00:50:34.000 There's not these interracial lesbians running big finance firms. 1.00
00:50:37.000 They're not using men for sex and laughing in their faces. 0.99
00:50:40.000 Look at that.
00:50:41.000 Okay, Woody's a goof.
00:50:42.000 Oh, I'm a loser.
00:50:44.000 There he is.
00:50:45.000 Plop.
00:50:48.000 I'm scared all the time.
00:50:51.000 Roger that.
00:50:52.000 And then they've got Buzz Whiteyer, the buffoon, who thinks he can fight.
00:50:55.000 Now look at this chick. 1.00
00:50:56.000 Rocking and rolling, sliding down on her little Bo Peep thing.
00:51:00.000 I'm a badass.
00:51:01.000 Oh, look at Potato Head. 0.98
00:51:02.000 I'm a stupid old head.
00:51:05.000 Do I need to be worried?
00:51:06.000 My guys are better.
00:51:07.000 And then like every male.
00:51:09.000 Look at this.
00:51:09.000 Oh, he's doing something heroic.
00:51:11.000 I guess males can be.
00:51:13.000 Nope, boy.
00:51:14.000 Into the toilets you go, you loser.
00:51:17.000 Bonk.
00:51:18.000 And then look at Bo Peep.
00:51:19.000 All right, let's do this.
00:51:20.000 Oh, here's my favorite part.
00:51:21.000 Look at this.
00:51:23.000 So Evil Knievo shows up, and he's half that guy who died, stuntman Dave, whatever.
00:51:30.000 Evil Knievel?
00:51:31.000 Oh, oh, Super Dave.
00:51:34.000 Super Dave Osborne.
00:51:34.000 Look at this.
00:51:35.000 Look at this scene.
00:51:36.000 Shoop, I'll pick up.
00:51:37.000 Look at that.
00:51:37.000 Okay, that's enough.
00:51:39.000 Tarzan.
00:51:40.000 The spoon is gender neutral, also.
00:51:42.000 Okay, great.
00:51:43.000 But that was a Tarzan move where he swoops down and picks up Jane.
00:51:47.000 So she goes, she says to Woody, put your arms around me.
00:51:50.000 Hold on.
00:51:51.000 He's like, I can't.
00:51:52.000 I'm a dumb man.
00:51:53.000 Whoop.
00:51:54.000 And then she zooms up and then zooms back down and picks him up and brings him to safety. 0.88
00:52:01.000 Thanks, ladies. 1.00
00:52:02.000 Thanks, Little Bo Peep.
00:52:03.000 That's what I think of when I think of Little Bo Peep.
00:52:06.000 Tarzan.
00:52:09.000 Oi Vey.
00:52:10.000 there you go.
00:52:12.000 All right, we're out of time, folks.
00:52:13.000 We swallowed up a lot with Tommy, but it was important we all got on the same page.