Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E15 - VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR

00:00:02.000 I heard you on the wireless back in 52.

00:00:06.000 Lying awake and dentally tuning in on you.

00:00:10.000 If I was young, it didn't stop you coming through.

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.

00:00:21.000 We were new by machine on new technology.

00:00:24.000 And now I understand the problems you can see.

00:00:30.000 I met your children.

00:00:31.000 Oh, oh, oh.

00:00:33.000 What did you tell them?

00:00:35.000 Video killed the radio star.

00:00:38.000 Video killed the radio star.

00:00:41.000 Thank you, Elton.

00:00:44.000 That's how cool.

00:00:48.000 That was the buggles.

00:00:49.000 Oh my God, look how fat.

00:00:52.000 How fat I'm getting.

00:00:53.000 I'm also getting ripped.

00:00:55.000 So the belly is too big, but also the top is too big.

00:00:59.000 I'm becoming a giant.

00:01:01.000 I'm like Carrot Top now.

00:01:03.000 I'm huge.

00:01:03.000 Oh, I've never seen the video for that song.

00:01:05.000 Can you show it?

00:01:06.000 You've never seen it?

00:01:07.000 I can't.

00:01:08.000 That's what I said.

00:01:09.000 I don't believe you.

00:01:11.000 I've never seen the video for Video Killed the Radio Star.

00:01:14.000 In my mind and in my car, we can't rewind, we've got...

00:01:21.000 new wave was idiotic.

00:01:28.000 It's an entire genre being sarcastic.

00:01:35.000 They're kidding.

00:01:36.000 You know who else was kidding?

00:01:38.000 The cure.

00:01:39.000 Robert Smith and his buddy, whoever...

00:01:43.000 That's why I never wear this jacket.

00:01:46.000 Robert Smith and whoever else does the cure, they thought pop music was ridiculous.

00:01:50.000 So they thought, let's do a parody of it.

00:01:52.000 And they would do these silly songs.

00:01:55.000 And then people go, those songs are awesome.

00:01:57.000 So then they sort of, the joke subsumed them.

00:02:01.000 And they became a parody of pop, but forever until I assume you're not kidding anymore.

00:02:08.000 It's like when you're, I believe the epithet is a wigger. 1.00

00:02:12.000 When you're a wigger for too long, you start dreaming in Ave, African American vernacular English. 1.00

00:02:21.000 Now this is way down the line, obviously, with them.

00:02:27.000 But the Buggles who did Video Killed the Radio Star, obviously they're talking about MTV and how videos ended, changed music forever. 0.73

00:02:37.000 People like Steve Miller band, you know Steve Miller with Abra, Cadabra, I'm going, he's hideously ugly.

00:02:46.000 And he did fine on radio, and he did fine on tour because he'd be on stage.

00:02:51.000 But when videos came out, your personal beauty became much more important.

00:02:56.000 So they would have Britney Spears and, you know, boy bands and stuff.

00:03:02.000 They became more valuable than poor Steve.

00:03:04.000 He's got to like have hot chicks and magician actors and horses in his videos. 0.99

00:03:09.000 This is, this video is why video killed the radio star.

00:03:16.000 Hey, you know what you should show?

00:03:18.000 Billy Squire, speaking of video killed the radio star, he danced in a really gay way in one video and it ruined his career. 0.99

00:03:28.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:03:29.000 And he was like going like this.

00:03:31.000 And I think he was trying to do kind of a Mick Jagger thing, but it really ended him.

00:03:36.000 And this video killed this video star.

00:03:42.000 He was being all sexy.

00:03:44.000 Guys, we're not sexy.

00:03:46.000 Check out the mailbag.

00:03:48.000 That's God saying, don't be sexy.

00:03:51.000 This guy was it.

00:03:52.000 He was top of the charts.

00:03:53.000 Everyone loved him until this video in 1984.

00:03:58.000 I remember it.

00:03:58.000 I was 14.

00:03:59.000 I didn't really care.

00:04:00.000 I was into punk.

00:04:01.000 Look at this.

00:04:09.000 You see, it's kind of Mick Jaggery, but it's too gay. 1.00

00:04:12.000 Holy shit.

00:04:14.000 That's bad.

00:04:19.000 Damn.

00:04:21.000 Oh, now I'm crawling on the ground like your sex slave. 1.00

00:04:26.000 Oh.

00:04:27.000 Having a little spaz attack.

00:04:30.000 What a loser.

00:04:31.000 Look at that.

00:04:33.000 And then just freeze on his crotch. 0.98

00:04:35.000 Crotch freeze.

00:04:37.000 Whoa, dude.

00:04:42.000 Take me in your arms.

00:04:44.000 Even though those lyrics, too, are super gay. 0.51

00:04:47.000 Who says that?

00:04:47.000 Take me in your arms?

00:04:51.000 That doesn't beat a really gay dance by Zach Efron.

00:04:54.000 You know that gentleman, right?

00:04:55.000 No.

00:04:56.000 You don't know Zach Efron?

00:04:57.000 He's like a heartthrob.

00:04:58.000 Take me in your arms, Ryan.

00:05:00.000 Okay.

00:05:00.000 I don't get taken in any arms.

00:05:02.000 That's the thing about being a dad, you don't realize.

00:05:04.000 Kids don't want to hug you because you're the disciplinarian.

00:05:06.000 Your wife doesn't want to hug you because she's exhausted and she just crashes. 1.00

00:05:09.000 And I'm married to an American Indian and the ones that are nice are extinct. 1.00

00:05:13.000 So they're not real sweeties, the ones that are left.

00:05:17.000 So I don't get hugged by anyone.

00:05:19.000 Uh-oh, my son has pink eye and my eye is feeling a little sticky.

00:05:23.000 At a funeral, I got hugged, and then I said, why doesn't anybody hug me anymore?

00:05:30.000 Okay, let's say this two days ago.

00:05:37.000 Why didn't this ruin his career?

00:05:38.000 I guess because it's the pussification of America, right?

00:05:40.000 Yeah, this is top-notch alpha.

00:05:43.000 Yeah.

00:05:44.000 This guy will fuck things up.

00:05:45.000 Language.

00:05:51.000 Where is he?

00:05:52.000 The grass is like Mars green or something.

00:05:52.000 I don't know.

00:05:54.000 It's like grass isn't.

00:05:55.000 It's a Dylan Brainerd and Zach Efron's life.

00:05:58.000 Somebody saturated the hell out of us.

00:06:01.000 Oh, it's bad, huh?

00:06:05.000 He's on a golf course.

00:06:06.000 Yes.

00:06:07.000 What a dork!

00:06:13.000 What a dorky set, too.

00:06:15.000 At least hide the flags and pretend you're not on a golf course.

00:06:18.000 At least it doesn't get worse.

00:06:20.000 All right, that's enough.

00:06:21.000 So the reason we chose this song and this theme is because I want to go over some videos.

00:06:28.000 I was sort of watching some viral videos, and I think it's fun.

00:06:32.000 Is this the last day of the week?

00:06:33.000 Maybe.

00:06:35.000 I think it's fun to go over some fun viral vids.

00:06:40.000 You know, we get so serious on this show, and it's fun to just sort of vibe.

00:06:45.000 But before we do, I was watching.

00:06:48.000 No, this is a video.

00:06:50.000 Before we get to videos, I'd like to show you a video.

00:06:53.000 And this is actually what inspired the theme of this show.

00:06:57.000 I saw this woman getting a tattoo on her head of a logo for a place. 1.00

00:07:03.000 I guess it's like a Czech cashing place in Czechoslovakia. 0.92

00:07:06.000 That's redundant.

00:07:09.000 Now, Czechoslovakia was communist.

00:07:12.000 It was run by Stalin.

00:07:14.000 It was recently liberated, I think, in the 90s and became the Czech Republic.

00:07:20.000 That doesn't mean you're wealthy overnight.

00:07:22.000 I was there in the early 90s after it had been liberated, and it was still gross.

00:07:26.000 I mean, they don't have catalytic converters on their cars.

00:07:30.000 You go to, say, pills in Czechoslovakia, and there's just like soot and crap. 0.94

00:07:35.000 You know, like, it's like China that way. 0.67

00:07:37.000 In Taiwan, if you ride your bike anywhere, and then you get to where you're going, you wash your hands and your face, and you look at the towel, and there's your face and two hands there because there's just soot.

00:07:48.000 It's like 1930s London everywhere, and that's the vibe I got when I was in the Czech Republic.

00:07:53.000 So, although it's part of Europe, is it in the EU?

00:07:56.000 I'm not sure.

00:07:58.000 It still sucks.

00:07:59.000 So you have a lot of losers there.

00:08:01.000 And this pathetic soul agreed to get a tattoo on her head of this, whatever it is, wire transfer place in Czech Republic. 0.99

00:08:12.000 And I think it was for about five grand, 20,000 checos.

00:08:17.000 This woman says no. 0.97

00:08:21.000 But she's got an Yves Saint-Laurent purse. 0.72

00:08:23.000 That's pretty good.

00:08:27.000 He's not going to do it, by the way.

00:08:31.000 We got big boobs in the Czech Republic.

00:08:33.000 That's going to be a sub-theme, I think, on this show, boobies. 0.95

00:08:37.000 And it has nothing to do with the fact that I don't get hugged anymore.

00:08:43.000 I think I like this kind of chick. 1.00

00:08:45.000 Czech chicks. 0.95

00:08:46.000 Do you like big teeth?

00:08:53.000 So she's saying she's not going to do it because it's not enough money.

00:08:57.000 Couldn't you just get it removed?

00:09:02.000 Now I've done a bit of research, and you're going to have to jump ahead, dude.

00:09:06.000 It's the blonde who does it. 1.00

00:09:08.000 No, you jumped a little too far.

00:09:10.000 Yeah, there she is. 1.00

00:09:15.000 You can tell her boobs go much lower, and she's pulling them up, but that's appealing, too. 1.00

00:09:20.000 You don't understand that, you young people.

00:09:23.000 We like pendulous at this age.

00:09:26.000 She doesn't look like a junkie, though.

00:09:30.000 Although her purse is not expensive.

00:09:33.000 Look, her skin is pretty pure.

00:09:35.000 And do they do meth?

00:09:37.000 Is there meth in the Czech Republic?

00:09:41.000 And she's not high or drunk, and her skin is pure.

00:09:46.000 Maybe she's a prostitute? 1.00

00:09:50.000 I don't know.

00:09:50.000 But anyway, jump ahead.

00:09:52.000 She agrees to do it.

00:09:56.000 And by the way, tattoo artist.

00:09:59.000 One of the reasons I chose this video is because I think it's an interesting concept wherein I'm a libertarian.

00:10:07.000 These are adults.

00:10:08.000 They're making choices.

00:10:09.000 It's a business decision.

00:10:11.000 However, are you not clearly mentally ill if you get that?

00:10:17.000 And if so, are you not, as the person paying that person, are you not paying a mentally ill person? 0.86

00:10:22.000 It's sort of like they say that, you know, encouraging someone to commit suicide is free speech.

00:10:27.000 Well, if someone's going to listen to you, then it's like telling a person with Down syndrome to jump off a cliff because they'll be able to fly or something.

00:10:36.000 You know what I mean?

00:10:37.000 So it's not someone totally of sound mind.

00:10:40.000 By definition, if you're getting a forehead tattoo of a logo, you're not of sound mind.

00:10:45.000 In fact, in Britain in the 70s, there was a classification you could get that was called ASBO or something, anti-social behavior ordinance.

00:10:55.000 And basically, if you had a facial tattoo, it meant that you were clearly insane and totally unemployable.

00:11:02.000 And you would get free welfare.

00:11:05.000 Free welfare.

00:11:05.000 You get welfare without questions for the rest of your life because you're obviously not.

00:11:10.000 So in Britain's past, the definition of unemployably mentally ill included someone who would do this.

00:11:17.000 Now, there's also the possibility that this is really, really good fake footage.

00:11:26.000 But in Czechoslovakia, and you can tell by the plugs, that's where they are, I'm not seeing it.

00:11:32.000 You know what I mean?

00:11:33.000 It's real.

00:11:34.000 Yeah, but that could be fake, dude.

00:11:37.000 Fake ink?

00:11:38.000 It's a sharpie, so it doesn't rub off when you go like that.

00:11:42.000 And then they're adding, see, there's hard cuts, so they're adding all this red behind it to make it swollen.

00:11:48.000 I don't know.

00:11:49.000 They would deserve like the Academy Award in horror makeup.

00:11:53.000 I don't know.

00:11:54.000 And I did some research, and there's absolutely no one talking about it being fake.

00:11:59.000 I don't call shenanigans on that.

00:12:00.000 Yeah, I don't call shenanigans either.

00:12:02.000 Us oldies are not very good at shenanigan calling.

00:12:06.000 I can do it in letters.

00:12:07.000 If someone sends a letter about a guy who was a total beta male, I can usually tell they're exaggerating.

00:12:13.000 But as far as fake videos, you're better at it than me because that's your generation. 0.78

00:12:20.000 So this reminded me of bum fights. 0.68

00:12:22.000 Do you remember bum fights? 0.98

00:12:23.000 That was in the early 2000s.

00:12:25.000 And it was these immoral human beings who would pay bums to fight each other. 0.90

00:12:31.000 Now, this is less controversial as far as the ethics.

00:12:34.000 It's very clearly wrong because you're dealing with brutal alcoholics.

00:12:39.000 Look, that poor bum got the word bum fight. 1.00

00:12:41.000 That's their logo tattooed on his forehead.

00:12:44.000 Now, this is someone drunk out of their minds.

00:12:46.000 So it's not just a mentally ill person.

00:12:48.000 It's a mentally ill person who's self-medicating with booze and is clearly not in control of his actions. 0.78

00:12:57.000 And you had him do your logo.

00:12:59.000 That's worse Than this one.

00:13:01.000 But those guys, the guys that did bum fights, they also got bum fights on their knuckles.

00:13:05.000 And I think someone else got it tattooed on their forehead and on their belly.

00:13:09.000 They sued after they sobered up.

00:13:12.000 There they are.

00:13:13.000 He's got bum, he's got bum life.

00:13:15.000 I mean, I have to admit, part of the dark side of me does find it kind of funny.

00:13:22.000 Yeah.

00:13:23.000 But you do, it's wrong, right?

00:13:26.000 I don't care.

00:13:28.000 I don't give a fuck.

00:13:29.000 I don't care.

00:13:31.000 What is the charge specifically?

00:13:33.000 I feel like we should call a cop.

00:13:36.000 Like exploitation?

00:13:38.000 This is sort of like that sex cult, nexium, the sex cult, where it was like, he had me as his sex slip. 0.52

00:13:43.000 Really?

00:13:43.000 Could you leave?

00:13:44.000 Well, yeah, but it was psychological control.

00:13:47.000 No, no, you weren't drugged.

00:13:49.000 You weren't held there at gunpoint just because he convinced you that he was magic.

00:13:53.000 That's on you, my dear.

00:13:55.000 Did they say what the charge was?

00:13:57.000 Well, the attorneys for the defendant said that the clients have never encouraged violence, and so I think maybe it might be inciting violence.

00:14:06.000 What's inciting violence?

00:14:09.000 Like, there's a threat where you say, hey, I'm the leader of the Crips, go kill Kanye West.

00:14:14.000 Or there's like, I'll pay you to fight that guy.

00:14:17.000 Yeah.

00:14:17.000 Isn't that what boxing is?

00:14:20.000 Yeah, but there's a lot of regulations for that.

00:14:22.000 We can't just start fighting in the street.

00:14:24.000 Yeah, I guess not.

00:14:26.000 The other guy is okay, too.

00:14:28.000 And he wrote a book about it.

00:14:31.000 That guy is doing great now.

00:14:34.000 And he's got a book out called, like, what's it called?

00:14:36.000 Isn't that in the link somewhere?

00:14:39.000 Let me see.

00:14:39.000 I'll see.

00:14:42.000 Oh, wow.

00:14:43.000 Wait.

00:14:43.000 Yeah, that's him.

00:14:44.000 Oh, shit.

00:14:45.000 Hey, watch your language.

00:14:47.000 Skebab.

00:14:47.000 So there's his book.

00:14:48.000 A Bum Deal. 0.99

00:14:51.000 He's still capitalizing off of.

00:14:53.000 Yeah, he's still making money off being a bum.

00:14:56.000 It's been pretty lucrative.

00:14:57.000 And his forehead looks okay, so I guess he didn't get one.

00:15:00.000 He's the one who got it on the knuckles.

00:15:02.000 I remember they were on Tom Green when I first moved to New York, and they got into a fight backstage.

00:15:09.000 I think Andrew W.K. was on the same show as them.

00:15:12.000 And in the green room, and I knew Andrew W.K. then because I discovered him, there was a fight in the back room, and they ended up like having to make an escape, the bumfight kids, from MTV Studios because they were going to get beat up.

00:15:28.000 I don't think it made the news, but I remember it then.

00:15:30.000 Is that anywhere?

00:15:32.000 Like Tom Green likes taking the piss, as they say in Britain, but I think everyone agrees, though it's difficult to articulate exactly how.

00:15:40.000 I don't envy the judge that has to handle that case, but we all agree that free market or not, that's disgusting.

00:15:47.000 However, what if a woman comes into your place and says, I'd like a Drake tattoo on my forehead, please? 1.00

00:15:55.000 She's an adult.

00:15:59.000 With the sheaver eyebrows.

00:16:00.000 When Drake tattooed, when Drake tattooed, when Drake found out about this tattoo, and I think you got the A wrong, by the way, I think the A has a little hat on it, just like the K does. 0.68

00:16:11.000 So they got that wrong.

00:16:14.000 I heard when Drake found out about, when Drake found out about this, he said he was going to kill the guy who did it.

00:16:18.000 He was going to kick his ass.

00:16:21.000 There's more pictures there.

00:16:22.000 There she is getting it.

00:16:23.000 So if you're a tattoo artist and an adult comes into your store and says your shop and says, I'd like a Drake tattoo, what do you do?

00:16:32.000 Isn't that her right?

00:16:35.000 Should he be beat up for that?

00:16:37.000 There's Drake saying he's going to kick his ass.

00:16:38.000 He's going to fuck him up.

00:16:40.000 Is that like ableist?

00:16:42.000 Like it's homophobic to not bake a cake for a same-sex couple.

00:16:46.000 And if you don't allow a mentally ill person to get a tattoo, isn't that kind of ableist? 0.93

00:16:52.000 Yes.

00:16:52.000 Mentally ill people are not like us, though.

00:16:55.000 So they shouldn't.

00:16:56.000 But then again, are you definitely mentally ill if you want a Drake tattoo?

00:17:00.000 I said the UK government thinks that.

00:17:02.000 Yeah, I don't know if you're supposed to apply judgment.

00:17:05.000 This is my kind of thing, though.

00:17:06.000 I like to get the argument into a place that's interesting.

00:17:09.000 Right now in Clown World, we're way out there.

00:17:11.000 Like with abortion, I think the argument should be from here, which is conception, to is the baby viable?

00:17:21.000 Could it survive in a plexiglass box, which is like, what, 21 weeks now?

00:17:26.000 That's where I want to keep the argument.

00:17:28.000 But in Clown World, we're talking about a day after the baby's born.

00:17:32.000 So all I want to do, I'm not a revolutionary.

00:17:35.000 I just want to bring the clown world back into the realm of normalcy.

00:17:40.000 And a good normal question is, should someone be allowed to get a forehead tattoo?

00:17:46.000 By the way, the woman who got it, they've checked in on her since, and she doesn't seem like a junkie, and she seems perfectly happy, and she says she spent the money on her kids.

00:17:55.000 She doesn't appear to be, like, junkies have bags under their eyes. 0.79

00:17:59.000 They have pockmarks.

00:18:00.000 They have sores that they pick at.

00:18:03.000 She looks like a, she could be, like, imagine she was an heiress to the Paul McCartney throne or something.

00:18:08.000 You just go, oh, rich bitch. 1.00

00:18:12.000 I hate these rich kids with their piazza doros.

00:18:17.000 So he, he, so they, they paid her $20,000 check dollars, which I think is five grand.

00:18:22.000 That's it?

00:18:23.000 Oh, boy.

00:18:23.000 Yeah.

00:18:24.000 And then he offers to go up.

00:18:26.000 He offers to go up at 1.2 million check dollars, which I believe is a quarter million U.S. That's the maximum.

00:18:35.000 But he starts out going up to 80, going up to 100 grand U.S. And then eventually he doesn't really offer it.

00:18:41.000 He said, would you do this for $250,000?

00:18:44.000 And she just keeps saying, nope, nope, nope, nope.

00:18:47.000 And she says, I'm not removing it.

00:18:50.000 She says, I like it.

00:18:51.000 At least get bangs.

00:18:54.000 No?

00:18:55.000 Yeah, but then it looks like she's hiding it.

00:18:57.000 I think she's crouched.

00:18:58.000 She's like, no.

00:18:58.000 Hide it.

00:18:59.000 She's missing a tooth on the left side of her face.

00:19:01.000 Not an important one.

00:19:02.000 It's way better.

00:19:03.000 You're right.

00:19:04.000 Yeah, it's right there.

00:19:05.000 You can still eat an apple.

00:19:12.000 And so they're in the Czech Republic.

00:19:16.000 God, I'm not really on today.

00:19:19.000 Uh-oh, you're hitting the juice?

00:19:20.000 Sometimes you got to alter your body chemistry just a little bit.

00:19:24.000 That's what self-medication is about.

00:19:28.000 Not a lot.

00:19:29.000 Don't say, oh, I'm not feeling quite on.

00:19:32.000 I keep saying the word Drake wrong.

00:19:33.000 I'm going to get shithammered.

00:19:35.000 No, you just have like a little sip.

00:19:36.000 Drake tattoo.

00:19:38.000 A little Drake tattoo.

00:19:39.000 When Drake Tattoo found out about it, I was like, whoa.

00:19:42.000 When there's no milk.

00:19:44.000 What do you got there?

00:19:46.000 This is that site.

00:19:46.000 I went to free.1.

00:19:48.000 Oh, this is free1.cz, which is check whatever.

00:19:53.000 I mean, the check girls. 0.99

00:19:54.000 I didn't know that about it.

00:19:55.000 And it's just a bunch of odd stuff.

00:19:58.000 I mean.

00:20:00.000 Ew.

00:20:02.000 Don't show stuff that we can't air.

00:20:04.000 Well, no, it's just brains and maggots. 0.71

00:20:06.000 Brains.

00:20:07.000 That's my favorite Christmas song.

00:20:10.000 Brains and maggots.

00:20:13.000 Brains and maggots.

00:20:16.000 And chestnuts roasting on an open.

00:20:20.000 That's Chinese. 0.97

00:20:21.000 That's Beijing Christmas.

00:20:24.000 Uh-oh, I'm still saying.

00:20:25.000 Look, speaking of funny videos from Europe, remember the vegans eating meat in Berlin?

00:20:31.000 Now, here's a new theory I've just come up with.

00:20:34.000 White people can't be cool without at least some black people around. 1.00

00:20:38.000 I don't know why that is.

00:20:39.000 I'm not saying that's good or bad, but I've just noticed when Europeans are cool, it's just missing something. 0.99

00:20:46.000 It's sort of like, have you heard that women can give themselves psychosomatic pregnancies?

00:20:50.000 And what comes out of them is all the parts of the baby that the woman can make. 1.00

00:20:55.000 So it's just a clump of flesh with a tooth and some hair and like one fingernail coming out the bottom.

00:21:02.000 They make this sort of pile of human that's missing, obviously, bones and organs and everything else.

00:21:08.000 That's what European cool people are.

00:21:10.000 They have like a leather jacket with the collar up and they're sort of like, hey, what are you guys doing?

00:21:16.000 Are you going to be dancing at the disco on Friday?

00:21:19.000 I'm probably going to go there smoking marijuana and everything, man.

00:21:22.000 They kind of talk like narcs.

00:21:24.000 Anyway, these are really cool, badass, tough Berliners eating raw meat at a vegan festival and it's still kind of corny.

00:21:34.000 Again, you're cropping too close on this shit.

00:21:39.000 Or it's also the worst cameraman on earth.

00:21:45.000 Here, turning it up.

00:21:49.000 Why are they all speaking English, too?

00:21:54.000 Is that a thing in Berlin?

00:21:55.000 It doesn't matter if it's something.

00:21:57.000 All the people want to do is have a nice day and not hurt any animals.

00:21:59.000 Are they making people sick?

00:22:00.000 Like, what do you not understand?

00:22:02.000 They're making people sick.

00:22:02.000 Sorry?

00:22:04.000 What do you not understand?

00:22:05.000 We don't believe them.

00:22:07.000 We are also animals.

00:22:10.000 Oh, this is interesting.

00:22:12.000 I think a lot of these raw meat guys think that vegan isn't just a bad diet choice.

00:22:18.000 They think it actually kills you.

00:22:19.000 Oh, I hate this new thing.

00:22:21.000 I hate the phone thing where it's become an appendage.

00:22:25.000 I watch a lot of public freakout on Reddit, like street fights.

00:22:30.000 And especially women, they'll be fighting with their phone in their hand. 1.00

00:22:34.000 Or they'll be drunk and they'll be dropping it all over the place.

00:22:37.000 Put this in your pocket, especially when there's some conflict on the horizon.

00:22:42.000 What is this crap?

00:22:46.000 Go ahead.

00:22:49.000 Oh, this guy's coming.

00:22:53.000 Get my email.

00:22:58.000 Get the fuck out of here, man.

00:23:00.000 What are you doing?

00:23:02.000 You can't ask me.

00:23:03.000 It's a public speaker.

00:23:07.000 You see what I mean?

00:23:08.000 It's so humorless.

00:23:12.000 You're pushing us.

00:23:16.000 They're making people sick, man.

00:23:22.000 Does this have a lot of views?

00:23:28.000 You're making people sick, man.

00:23:29.000 No one's going to want to go to the disco with you guys and do disco dancing and listen to rock and roll, man.

00:23:35.000 I'd do drugs and I'd get totally wasted on my motorcycle, you guys.

00:23:40.000 1 million.

00:23:40.000 That's not bad.

00:23:41.000 You know, Pathetic Millennial is a friend of the show, and we know him through Rebel. 1.00

00:23:48.000 And he has a video that's much better.

00:23:51.000 It's got 10 million views.

00:23:53.000 And I wonder how much money he made from that.

00:23:56.000 It's him having a hot dog barbecue outside of these, I guess, vegan protesters who are mad.

00:24:04.000 This is probably in suburban Toronto, like Etobicoke or Mississauga or something, just outside the city center.

00:24:10.000 The queens of, actually more like the Westchester of Toronto.

00:24:17.000 And he goes to these protesters.

00:24:19.000 He has a barbecue.

00:24:20.000 And then he tries to give them some hot dogs.

00:24:22.000 They don't want any.

00:24:23.000 Play the very beginning because it starts out pretty good with a highlight.

00:24:27.000 Which, by the way, always start out with a highlight, folks.

00:24:30.000 All right, we're at a pig.

00:24:31.000 So this is the Antifa's perspective.

00:24:35.000 Slaughterhouse?

00:24:39.000 Giving them water, giving them love, and then these people show up.

00:24:43.000 They think it's fucking hilarious to come and set up a barbecue right in front of us.

00:24:50.000 They just came up with a steam road as we were bearing witness to the truck and brought over a hot dog.

00:24:56.000 Can you just pause?

00:24:58.000 Isn't that huge?

00:25:00.000 Bearing witness?

00:25:00.000 What?

00:25:01.000 Bearing witness.

00:25:03.000 That shows you how the new left, the alt-left, is a religion.

00:25:09.000 They have all these religious tendencies.

00:25:12.000 Even the chants where they're like, Mike Check, Mike Check, these people are here.

00:25:17.000 There was a guy who was going to the Met or the Brooklyn Museum, and it was a pro-Palestinian.

00:25:27.000 Thing you're going to dig this up on your own time.

00:25:29.000 Let's test you.

00:25:30.000 Let's test your skills, Japrikin.

00:25:32.000 Oh, me.

00:25:33.000 Yeah.

00:25:34.000 And it was a pro-Palestinian art show in Brooklyn or New York.

00:25:39.000 Maybe it was the Met.

00:25:40.000 I don't think so.

00:25:41.000 I think it was like MoMA or the Brooklyn Museum.

00:25:44.000 And he went there to ask people questions.

00:25:47.000 He was Jewish.

00:25:48.000 And he went there to ask people questions about this show.

00:25:52.000 And their reaction was very aggressive.

00:25:55.000 Like they were going to kill him because he dared be on the side of Israel.

00:26:00.000 And then there was a curious thing where there's some fat, gay artist started yelling out, Mike Check, Mike Check. 0.74

00:26:07.000 And they go, this person, this person does not belong here.

00:26:12.000 Does not belong here.

00:26:14.000 It was Religion is, it's actually an insult to Christianity to call it a religion. 0.76

00:26:18.000 It's a cult.

00:26:20.000 It's a bizarre, repetitive cult.

00:26:24.000 Anyway, you can dig that up on your own time.

00:26:26.000 That's your challenge for today's episode, Ryan.

00:26:28.000 Okay.

00:26:29.000 Okay.

00:26:31.000 My wife always makes fun of me one time. 1.00

00:26:32.000 I went to get my passport renewed in Canada and we were in Ottawa.

00:26:35.000 And I finally got there and I go to open the door and the guy goes, what are you doing?

00:26:39.000 And I said, oh, I'm here to renew my passport.

00:26:40.000 He goes, we're closed.

00:26:41.000 We've been closed for 10 minutes.

00:26:42.000 It's 4 o'clock.

00:26:43.000 And I just went, oh, okay.

00:26:46.000 And in our marriage, it's come to mean when you are instantly cowed and don't put up a fight whatsoever.

00:26:54.000 Dude, you're in Israel.

00:26:56.000 This is Brooklyn.

00:26:57.000 Oh.

00:27:01.000 Anyway, back to the show.

00:27:01.000 All right.

00:27:02.000 You have to simultaneously do this while you're doing the show.

00:27:05.000 So you have to hope you get an opening while I'm blabbing.

00:27:08.000 True.

00:27:09.000 Oh, okay.

00:27:09.000 True det.

00:27:12.000 Maybe that'll become a t-shirt for the show.

00:27:14.000 Oh, okay.

00:27:17.000 It's when you know there's no arguing.

00:27:18.000 Like I'm talking to a government employee.

00:27:20.000 What am I going to do?

00:27:21.000 Come on, man.

00:27:22.000 Don't break my balls.

00:27:24.000 Would this loonie change your mind?

00:27:28.000 That's the Canadian dollar coin.

00:27:30.000 Oh, how about a tunie?

00:27:31.000 How about four tunis and a loony?

00:27:34.000 I know it weighs about a pound.

00:27:36.000 That's what I hate about Europe.

00:27:37.000 Your pockets constantly weigh about 30 pounds.

00:27:40.000 That's awful.

00:27:41.000 You know what they do in Scotland, in Glasgow?

00:27:43.000 It's a trick.

00:27:44.000 Everyone's too cheap to ever throw away money.

00:27:46.000 So you reach in your pocket and you take out the like six bucks you have in change, which weighs as much as a ski boot.

00:27:53.000 And then you just go, hey, come here, what is that?

00:27:56.000 What is that?

00:27:56.000 And he goes, what?

00:27:57.000 And then you just put all the change in his hand and walk away.

00:28:00.000 And now he has six pounds, both the currency and the weight in his hand.

00:28:06.000 And he has to put that in his pocket.

00:28:07.000 And his pockets are just bowling balls for the rest of the night.

00:28:10.000 You know what I've started doing?

00:28:12.000 And you're not going to like this, but I've started just, especially when I'm in the city, especially when I'm on my way back to Grand Central, I just sort of pick out all the change in my hand and just go, get this out of here.

00:28:22.000 I've seen it shatter it everywhere.

00:28:25.000 Remember, I thought that that could have been misinterpreted as an anti-Semitic thing.

00:28:29.000 Oh, because there's a lot of people.

00:28:30.000 Because there was a guy there.

00:28:31.000 He was walking.

00:28:32.000 Go pick up your shekels, Jew. 1.00

00:28:36.000 That could be just poorly misinterpreted.

00:28:38.000 It's like, no, he's just an ass.

00:28:39.000 There was some businessman the last time I did it who kept looking back, kind of pissed off.

00:28:43.000 Yeah.

00:28:45.000 No, it's not meant to be anti-Semitic.

00:28:48.000 We're ready for my once-a-month barbecue for Fury.

00:28:52.000 The Caremans is the name of the slaughter hoose.

00:28:53.000 I drill all the time.

00:28:55.000 Hopefully this can be a really good turnout.

00:28:59.000 So a buddy of ours just did a bit of recon when up the street, and apparently my barbecue is a success.

00:29:05.000 Word got out, and there's a lot of people there.

00:29:08.000 A lot of hungry people ready for some hot dogs.

00:29:09.000 So, uh...

00:29:13.000 You don't have your hair and a ponytail and your bodybuilding muscles out.

00:29:17.000 Although he's wearing the same shirt.

00:29:20.000 You hungry?

00:29:20.000 No, he's got a butterfly apron.

00:29:23.000 This is how you mock the left.

00:29:24.000 You don't get in there.

00:29:25.000 They're not worth a debate.

00:29:28.000 When was the last time you saw a debate?

00:29:29.000 Like William F. Buckley and Gore Vidal.

00:29:32.000 Those days are gone.

00:29:33.000 These people are too soft.

00:29:34.000 Oh, he goes to McDonald's first because he thinks hot dogs are gross.

00:29:38.000 Which doesn't fit the narrative of the meat-eating video.

00:29:43.000 Hot dogs are so bad.

00:29:45.000 All right, skip ahead a bit.

00:29:47.000 I'm at my annual monthly cookout where I can cook out hot dogs for the Fearman's employees.

00:29:55.000 And apparently it's a pretty good trail.

00:29:56.000 There's a bunch of people over there.

00:30:01.000 Cigars make me light-headed.

00:30:02.000 I think I should put it out.

00:30:05.000 I used to hate when Americans would make fun of me for saying oot.

00:30:08.000 And now that I'm here, I hear it.

00:30:10.000 I could never hear it before.

00:30:11.000 You say process instead of process.

00:30:14.000 Look at them.

00:30:15.000 Oh, they're feeding the pigs.

00:30:21.000 What's the stick?

00:30:23.000 I do feel bad for pigs, but I will continue to eat them until I die.

00:30:27.000 Look at this.

00:30:28.000 Cross the road right now will call the cops.

00:30:30.000 What's the charge?

00:30:32.000 Yeah, you're the one feeding...

00:30:36.000 Yeah.

00:30:37.000 You're touching product.

00:30:38.000 What's the stick?

00:30:39.000 What's on the end of a stick?

00:30:40.000 Money?

00:30:43.000 A piece of gum?

00:30:44.000 Right.

00:30:44.000 Here, pig, have some gum.

00:30:46.000 That looks like a good dog.

00:30:47.000 I was just going to say that.

00:30:48.000 That looks real good.

00:30:49.000 You took the words right out of my mouth.

00:30:51.000 I got hot dogs.

00:30:52.000 You got to see this girl's tits that he's with. 1.00

00:30:55.000 She is.

00:30:56.000 There we go.

00:30:57.000 I got burns.

00:30:58.000 I got red.

00:30:59.000 She's also Eastern European.

00:31:00.000 Sweet La Mamlowski or something is her name. 1.00

00:31:05.000 I think I'm becoming into Eastern European chicks. 0.99

00:31:07.000 always be turned off by the accent because it they sound like suck slaves but if they were born here It's a little bit choppy.

00:31:21.000 That's them getting high on their own supply. 0.99

00:31:25.000 That's the equivalent of Scarface with cocaine all over his face.

00:31:30.000 One more hot dogs.

00:31:32.000 Say hello to my little dog.

00:31:38.000 Oh, she does rebel videos too, right?

00:31:40.000 Yeah, I don't think he's dating her.

00:31:42.000 This is like, remember when James O'Keefe was on the cover of the New York Post dressed as a pimp?

00:31:47.000 Dig that up.

00:31:48.000 Look at those bazooms. 1.00

00:31:51.000 That's another challenge for you.

00:31:55.000 Alright, that's enough.

00:31:56.000 James O'Keeffe dressed like a pimp.

00:31:57.000 Yeah.

00:31:58.000 Also, look up Pathetic Millennial on my Skype. 0.98

00:32:03.000 I've spoken to him recently and you should be able to call him.

00:32:06.000 All right.

00:32:06.000 You want me to call him now?

00:32:07.000 But first, find the James O'Keeffe thing.

00:32:12.000 He blew it with this chick. 0.99

00:32:14.000 Guys, if you're doing political actions, no, images, near post-cover.

00:32:19.000 There she is.

00:32:20.000 He's like Ferris Bueller.

00:32:20.000 There she is.

00:32:22.000 Yeah, that picture.

00:32:24.000 He blew it with her.

00:32:25.000 He didn't court her properly.

00:32:27.000 He didn't buy her flowers.

00:32:28.000 Stop going to James, Dude, I'm looking for other pictures.

00:32:32.000 When you click a picture, sometimes it comes up with yeah, there you go.

00:32:34.000 Like a bigger picture.

00:32:36.000 There you go.

00:32:38.000 He's wearing a leather.

00:32:39.000 There you go.

00:32:40.000 What a catch.

00:32:41.000 Like, you just should have married her.

00:32:43.000 Although, I think he's doing pretty well now, actually.

00:32:46.000 What a looker.

00:32:48.000 Any Hizzel, sometimes I think we should just get back to the days where you married the first one you liked when you were 16. 1.00

00:32:54.000 The greatest generations marriage.

00:32:56.000 The way that worked.

00:32:57.000 Notice they didn't have divorce.

00:32:59.000 No, it's because divorce was just not done.

00:33:02.000 Really?

00:33:03.000 First of all, my grandmother got divorced.

00:33:05.000 And secondly, yes, that's possible.

00:33:06.000 It's possible that people didn't get divorced back then because it was unacceptable.

00:33:09.000 It's also possible that their marriage was going pretty good because they got married early and they grew up together.

00:33:16.000 All right.

00:33:18.000 Can you find him on Skype?

00:33:20.000 Yeah.

00:33:21.000 Dig him up.

00:33:22.000 Let's bump.

00:33:23.000 Let's bump it.

00:33:24.000 We hear the playback and it seems so long ago.

00:33:29.000 And you remember...

00:33:31.000 Hi, pathetic.

00:33:33.000 What's up?

00:33:33.000 How's it going?

00:33:35.000 Pretty good.

00:33:36.000 Yourself?

00:33:36.000 I'm okay.

00:33:37.000 We're just going through some...

00:33:43.000 And we were going through your video at the barbecue, and it's really just perfect.

00:33:47.000 What's it at now?

00:33:48.000 Like 10 million?

00:33:49.000 Yeah, about 10 million, 10 million, 100,000.

00:33:53.000 I heard that you lost a bunch of money because there's music in it that you don't own.

00:33:58.000 Oh, man.

00:33:59.000 Yeah.

00:34:00.000 I had a meeting with Ezra Levant, and like at the time, it had 6 million views.

00:34:04.000 And he's like, did you monetize that?

00:34:05.000 I'm like, I'm trying to.

00:34:07.000 And then he's like, oh, if you had it monetized, you'd make about, I don't know, $20,000.

00:34:11.000 And I'm like, all right, well, for the sake of comedy, I'll leave the music in.

00:34:17.000 But did you make money on it?

00:34:20.000 No, I've made about $100 off of YouTube.

00:34:26.000 Yeah, everyone.

00:34:27.000 You have to make like tens of millions regularly to make that a business.

00:34:35.000 There's probably like 100 people who make serious money on YouTube, like any kind of real money.

00:34:40.000 But I'm watching it, and I'm looking at these stupid Torontonians who are threatening to call the police because you're near them with a hot dog.

00:34:48.000 I don't know what that...

00:34:53.000 And I was like, okay.

00:34:54.000 I was like, I think that might be cannibalism if they eat a hot dog.

00:34:59.000 But you know what my takeaway was this time, because things change over time.

00:35:03.000 My new takeaway is, what is going on with Toronto?

00:35:07.000 It's turned, and I never say Toronto, Toronto.

00:35:09.000 It needs all the pronunciation.

00:35:12.000 It's turned into crazier than Berkeley.

00:35:16.000 It's pretty fucked up.

00:35:18.000 It's like the past three years, it's gone full-on Trump derangement syndrome.

00:35:24.000 Yeah, well, like me and Jessica from the Rebel, we went to Ryerson University in Toronto, and we asked people, I came up with this idea, I came up with it, would you rather live under one year of Kim Jong-un or four years under Trump?

00:35:37.000 And a lot of people chose Kim Jong-un.

00:35:39.000 I was like, shorted.

00:35:42.000 This guy's like, I feel like it's own little tight community.

00:35:44.000 Nobody comes in, nobody goes out.

00:35:46.000 I'm like, yeah, I don't think they're allowed to.

00:35:48.000 Yeah, it's a tight community.

00:35:49.000 That's a great way of putting it.

00:35:51.000 Everybody's starving together.

00:35:53.000 It's awesome.

00:35:55.000 I honestly think they'd prefer that.

00:35:57.000 Is Jessica your girlfriend?

00:36:00.000 No.

00:36:01.000 So those boobs are nothing to do with you. 1.00

00:36:05.000 Fuck that up.

00:36:07.000 Those are something else, man.

00:36:08.000 They're very distracting.

00:36:10.000 I know.

00:36:11.000 It's hard to work with her.

00:36:13.000 When she was in Manchester talking to people about Tommy Robinson, I think it helped them act more stupid.

00:36:21.000 It helped make them look worse.

00:36:23.000 That's it.

00:36:24.000 Because they were going, ha-ba-ba-ba-ha-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. 1.00

00:36:29.000 Yeah, that's me what I'm holding the camera for.

00:36:32.000 What did you say?

00:36:34.000 So what's the future for Toronto?

00:36:37.000 Because Faith Goldie, she's pretty far right.

00:36:40.000 But I look at, what are you doing there chugging that thing?

00:36:43.000 Are you that thirsty?

00:36:45.000 A bit, yeah.

00:36:46.000 Sorry, I'll stop.

00:36:47.000 You can't wait.

00:36:50.000 You couldn't wait to drink before or after the thing?

00:36:55.000 Hold on.

00:36:57.000 Ugh.

00:36:58.000 You pathetic millennials and your stupid robot dicks. 1.00

00:37:03.000 Look.

00:37:04.000 No.

00:37:05.000 No, don't do it in here.

00:37:09.000 So is there any blowback from you doing that vegan thing?

00:37:12.000 Do people throw tofu at you on the streets or anything?

00:37:15.000 Are you the bad guy?

00:37:18.000 No, I like.

00:37:20.000 I'm pretty, I don't want to say like I'm, I guess, well known in my area or whatever.

00:37:24.000 People just say, like, are you the bar?

00:37:26.000 Are you the hot dog guy?

00:37:27.000 And I'm like, yeah.

00:37:28.000 And people just, you know, they like it and stuff.

00:37:30.000 I've only gotten hate like on the internet, like vegan, like this one guy said, I wish I was there so I could kill you.

00:37:36.000 And I was like, okay, sure.

00:37:38.000 That doesn't sound very vegan.

00:37:39.000 I thought they're against killing animals.

00:37:43.000 Because the way I look at Toronto these days is I think if you're known as, you know, anyone slightly right of far, far, far, far left, you're a monster.

00:37:53.000 Toronto is now Berkeley.

00:37:55.000 It's now Seattle.

00:37:55.000 It's now Madison.

00:37:57.000 It's now West Hollywood.

00:37:59.000 It's one of those, like, it's in the top 10 of crazy towns.

00:38:03.000 So it could be bad for you.

00:38:05.000 Eh, whatever.

00:38:06.000 I ain't afraid of it.

00:38:08.000 It's whatever.

00:38:08.000 It's fun to fuck with people.

00:38:11.000 All right.

00:38:11.000 Well, you did a great job, and it was fun checking in on you.

00:38:14.000 I like you more than a friend.

00:38:15.000 Oh, thanks.

00:38:16.000 You too.

00:38:22.000 So Ryan and I are trying to cut down on our carbs.

00:38:25.000 No bread.

00:38:26.000 So we are not having buns.

00:38:28.000 This looks like, as my colleague pointed out, how you would get if you ordered a hot dog in China.

00:38:35.000 And they're like, yes, we give you a hot dog.

00:38:38.000 I actually had a hot dog in Japan.

00:38:41.000 When Vice opened Vice Japan, they had like a, oh, Canada, we have, oh, Canada and Maple Leaf.

00:38:49.000 And they had all this like pro-Canada stuff.

00:38:51.000 And they had hot dogs for us, but they were sliced into little bites that you could have with chopsticks.

00:38:56.000 That's awesome.

00:38:58.000 They were really good, too.

00:39:02.000 That's a hot dog for you.

00:39:04.000 Sometimes hot dogs have pig ears and chicken feet and toenails and hooves and human eyeballs.

00:39:15.000 Well then your meat detritus is delicious.

00:39:18.000 That's true.

00:39:21.000 No part goes to waste is what, you know, is the point there.

00:39:25.000 Yeah, I would be pissed off if I was chewing along and I just like bit into a chicken toenail and I go, oh guys, come on.

00:39:32.000 But they really mash it down.

00:39:35.000 So it's not an issue.

00:39:38.000 Speaking of pathetic millennial, I wouldn't call them a YouTuber per se, but YouTubers, we should check in on them, not because we give a shit about whether they live or die, but because they sort of conduct the discussion for, I don't know, everyone from the age of well, six to 21. 0.99

00:40:06.000 That's about right.

00:40:07.000 Well, you're 29.

00:40:07.000 You give a shit about these losers.

00:40:10.000 Yes, you do.

00:40:11.000 Kind of.

00:40:12.000 Just for the record, Ryan cares about James Charles, and he drinks a pinkity-drinkity every day.

00:40:17.000 That's because my girlfriend got me into it.

00:40:20.000 It's fascinating.

00:40:20.000 Oh, okay.

00:40:21.000 Okay.

00:40:22.000 So James Charles is in trouble because James Charles, by the way, is a male makeup artist who wears sorter chew on the microphone.

00:40:31.000 Who does makeup tutorials.

00:40:33.000 He's a beauty guru, and he was in trouble with another beauty guru, who's a woman named Tatty, because he hit on a male waiter, sorry, a male waiter who wasn't gay.

00:40:46.000 And Tatty thought that was tacky.

00:40:47.000 She also thought that he doesn't promote her products enough.

00:40:51.000 This is a big deal to these zeros, but they have tens of millions of followers, and your kids will care about what they have to say, so you should care.

00:40:59.000 So let's see how long we can listen to James Charles respond to the allegations that he hits on straights and doesn't promote makeup enough.

00:41:09.000 Yeah.

00:41:11.000 Response.

00:41:14.000 Okay.

00:41:15.000 So, you know, that queued up?

00:41:18.000 I don't.

00:41:19.000 Why not?

00:41:21.000 That was in yesterday's notes, right?

00:41:23.000 It's in today's notes.

00:41:25.000 Dick Face.

00:41:27.000 I got you pinkity-drinkity yesterday, by the way.

00:41:30.000 I don't care.

00:41:35.000 Why are you showing me this?

00:41:36.000 This isn't the video.

00:41:37.000 This is someone's commentary on it.

00:41:40.000 Dumbass?

00:41:42.000 Joe, check the notes.

00:41:43.000 James Charles has responded to Tati.

00:41:44.000 Do you know any other Do you know any other show like this?

00:41:51.000 How many times are you watching Tucker Carlson?

00:41:53.000 And they say, dumbass?

00:41:55.000 Go check the notes.

00:41:57.000 Zero times.

00:41:59.000 Hey, remember.

00:42:01.000 So there's the video.

00:42:02.000 Hey, remember when James Charles, Tatty Westbrook, YouTube drama?

00:42:05.000 Well, it just got weirder.

00:42:06.000 So here he is responding to it.

00:42:08.000 If you scroll down, I can't believe I know more about this imbecile than you.

00:42:11.000 That's going to be a commercial.

00:42:12.000 Oh, good.

00:42:12.000 It isn't.

00:42:15.000 Can you imagine that was your son?

00:42:16.000 The video that Tati Westbrook uploaded to her channel titled "My Sister." Before I say anything at all, in this video I wanna make it very Notice the hand movements.

00:42:24.000 That everything I said in that video with my sentiments towards Tati and my apology.

00:42:29.000 I stand behind 100% and still reign true.

00:42:32.000 Now, if you were paying attention to this even slightly, Jeffree Star is another homosexual and go to your own face. 0.81

00:42:41.000 Okay.

00:42:42.000 Your own stupid face.

00:42:44.000 It's a regular face.

00:42:45.000 So Jeffree Star jumped in on this, and then Taddy is this, like, she's a 40-year-old woman who happens to be friends with, like, he's like 19 years old.

00:42:55.000 Try to get to the part where it's even conceivable that I would care.

00:42:58.000 Well, it's almost like a Me Too thing where she's trying to say that a straight guy.

00:43:03.000 Yeah, I already mentioned that.

00:43:04.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:43:05.000 But here's what's funny.

00:43:06.000 The straight guy came out with a video and he was like, yeah, I thought I was gay, so I went to his hotel room and kissed him for an hour, but then realized I'm not gay.

00:43:13.000 And he's LA straight.

00:43:16.000 What world are we living in where men are so brainwashed into being not homophobic that they go for an hour and go, nah, this isn't my cup.

00:43:26.000 One hour.

00:43:27.000 That used to be pretty normal.

00:43:30.000 You used to know you're not gay. 1.00

00:43:32.000 Yeah, it doesn't take that long.

00:43:34.000 So, but then in the text and stuff like that, I guess the.

00:43:39.000 Look how animated all of a sudden Ryan's become.

00:43:42.000 We finally are in his wheel.

00:43:44.000 Because I'm panicking for you.

00:43:45.000 The show joy.

00:43:46.000 I'm trying to get you to the point where you get that this is just take the gay stuff away. 1.00

00:43:50.000 All these people are piling on this 19-year-old, and then in this rebuttal video, he debunks all of it.

00:43:56.000 They tried to Me Too him.

00:43:59.000 He's one of the meetings.

00:44:00.000 You talk about the man behind the pinkity drinkety.

00:44:02.000 He's actually one of the guys.

00:44:03.000 Yeah.

00:44:03.000 All right.

00:44:04.000 He's bro.

00:44:05.000 He's trying to be.

00:44:06.000 You made him way cooler.

00:44:07.000 You're trying to me too him.

00:44:08.000 This is like when people are really into the Bible and they want you to be into it, so they coolify it and they go, so Jesus was like, fuck this to the archangels.

00:44:16.000 And the archangels were like, man, I had enough of this guy's bullshit.

00:44:20.000 So Jesus and God got together and they said, fuck you to Damocles.

00:44:26.000 And then Isaiah and Caleb showed up and they were like, what the fuck?

00:44:31.000 And you go, wow, I didn't know the Bible was so badass.

00:44:34.000 Thanks for making James Charles cool.

00:44:34.000 Yeah.

00:44:36.000 Anyway, go back to your literally gay video. 0.67

00:44:39.000 Wait, who's that?

00:44:40.000 This is the guy who went to James' hotel and made out with him for an hour.

00:44:44.000 Okay, this is not gay.

00:44:44.000 I don't care.

00:44:45.000 I'm talked about.

00:44:46.000 The I'm a celebrity thing is really incredibly frustrating to me because this is an inside joke between my friends and I'm not sure if you guys are.

00:44:53.000 Screenshots, screenshots, screen grabs.

00:44:55.000 This is something far worse than what it is.

00:44:58.000 This is a joke that really is where we say I'm famous, not I'm a celebrity.

00:45:02.000 And it's something that we don't say in public very often because without context, I get it.

00:45:07.000 It looks and sounds really, really bad.

00:45:10.000 Trust me.

00:45:12.000 Pretty much positive here.

00:45:13.000 Can you imagine how annoyed you'd be if even a woman acted like that? 1.00

00:45:16.000 Yeah.

00:45:17.000 Like it's your wife's friend and you go, can you not have Sandy come over ever again?

00:45:21.000 If she's coming over, tell me and I'll go to the bar.

00:45:23.000 I hate her quotes and her this and all that.

00:45:27.000 She acts like James Charles.

00:45:29.000 With the hand thing?

00:45:30.000 Yeah.

00:45:31.000 He talks about how he's a bad kisser.

00:45:33.000 Shut up. 0.95

00:45:34.000 This is making me hate you.

00:45:36.000 I've ever kissed.

00:45:38.000 Way too much time.

00:45:40.000 All right.

00:45:41.000 Note take in.

00:45:42.000 After making out Sam for over an hour, I'm done.

00:45:49.000 Why?

00:45:51.000 This reminds me of Aziz Ansari's case, by the way.

00:45:54.000 Remember where she said he raped her and she talked about performing fallatio on the young Indian gentleman like seven times, but he was way too horny for her or something like that?

00:46:04.000 And you go, I don't usually fallate my rapists.

00:46:07.000 It's one of my rules.

00:46:10.000 That would be a good t-shirt.

00:46:11.000 Don't fallate your rapists.

00:46:12.000 Oh, man, dude.

00:46:13.000 That's the angle Aziz should have taken on that whole controversy.

00:46:16.000 All right, we're running out of time here.

00:46:18.000 I want to also confirm.

00:46:20.000 Wait, what are you doing?

00:46:21.000 That's Jeffree Star, by the way.

00:46:23.000 He does this every single video.

00:46:24.000 I've never done this before.

00:46:25.000 Look at that.

00:46:26.000 People were upset that you didn't fully go into detail about it or what.

00:46:29.000 So I get.

00:46:30.000 I mean, full disclosure, half the palette is pressed pigments.

00:46:32.000 I was very clear about that and very open and all that.

00:46:36.000 I think it's a lot of fun.

00:46:39.000 Charles Charlish.

00:46:42.000 This is a little video I like to call Dad Hell.

00:46:47.000 Welcome to hell, Dad.

00:46:49.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:46:51.000 Jeffree Star is a real ghoul, though.

00:46:52.000 And he says, like, Yas Queen.

00:46:54.000 And I just pretty much want to.

00:46:55.000 You know what would be funny if they had two dads and it was these guys' fathers and Satan showed up and he said, look, I know you want to have sex with Kim Kardashian and the whole Kardashians except the mom.

00:47:09.000 I can make that happen.

00:47:11.000 But you'll have to do something for me.

00:47:13.000 And they're like, anything, you name it.

00:47:14.000 We're dynam all those girls. 0.89

00:47:16.000 And they go, okay, get ready for an awesome, whatever they are, fivesome.

00:47:20.000 And then the two dads do it.

00:47:22.000 They're like, I don't care what Satan's got up his sleeve.

00:47:24.000 He can give me cancer now.

00:47:25.000 That was awesome.

00:47:26.000 And then Satan goes, here's my revenge, gentlemen.

00:47:31.000 And they go, no.

00:47:33.000 Oh, oh.

00:47:42.000 Warm tones, bokey eyes.

00:47:44.000 Although I want it to be used for the rainbow colors, obviously 12.

00:47:47.000 So yeah, there's that.

00:47:48.000 My wife would be so mad if she knew that I didn't want that for my boys. 0.93

00:47:52.000 What?

00:47:52.000 Are you a jock now?

00:47:53.000 She always says that when I say anything remotely homophobic because she's a fag hag. 1.00

00:47:58.000 In the best of ways, of course.

00:48:01.000 Okay, so that's homosexuals, and obviously they're going to seem pretty gay. 0.97

00:48:06.000 Check out the straits.

00:48:08.000 So there's this guy, Cody Coe.

00:48:10.000 By the way, every time I say these names, know that they have 10 million followers.

00:48:16.000 I wouldn't be wasting your time with these irrelevant YouTubers if they weren't incredibly relevant to a certain demographic.

00:48:22.000 And as far as young people go, not just millennials, Gen Y, Gen Z, these guys are huge.

00:48:28.000 So there's this annoying guy named Jake Paul, who I guess is the brother of another big guy, the guy who was making fun of people who had hanged themselves in a Japanese forest.

00:48:41.000 What's his name?

00:48:42.000 John Paul?

00:48:42.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:48:43.000 What's the other, the main Paul?

00:48:45.000 Yeah, I know you're talking about this.

00:48:46.000 Paul Suicide Forest.

00:48:49.000 Now he was making fun of the Japanese Suicide Forest.

00:48:51.000 His name is Logan Paul.

00:48:53.000 Logan Paul.

00:48:53.000 So Logan Paul was in a suicide forest.

00:48:55.000 That was a big deal.

00:48:56.000 And he was like, oh my God, this is so like whatever.

00:49:00.000 I hate it.

00:49:01.000 It's like weird.

00:49:03.000 And he has a big YouTube career where they make good money.

00:49:05.000 These guys make millions of dollars doing this absolute garbage.

00:49:08.000 So his brother, Jake Paul, was in a, he had some rapper getting his super awesome Tesla SUV.

00:49:15.000 And then this other guy, look, I'm as embarrassed as you right now.

00:49:18.000 But it's important we know about this because this is what our kids are going to be watching.

00:49:22.000 Millions of people, yeah.

00:49:23.000 Like I talked about Toy Story the other day setting up a bad narrative for kids where Little Bull Peep is helping poor Woody rock and roll.

00:49:32.000 So this is relevant.

00:49:34.000 But Cody Coe is making fun of Jake Paul for being a brown-noser to a brown guy.

00:49:39.000 Show some of that.

00:49:40.000 I think I have it queued up to an okay part.

00:49:42.000 Confronting.

00:49:43.000 Yeah.

00:49:43.000 No, that's not the part.

00:49:46.000 Is it Jake?

00:49:47.000 Oh, yeah.

00:49:48.000 You're right.

00:49:48.000 Sorry.

00:49:48.000 I'm wrong.

00:49:50.000 But show the first thing.

00:49:54.000 All right.

00:49:54.000 So he's confronting him.

00:49:56.000 So that guy getting up from the barber chair is the guy making fun of this guy, Jake Paul.

00:50:01.000 There's a douchebag named Cody Ko, and we are about to f his life up.

00:50:06.000 Is that a good intro?

00:50:08.000 His mom's in the room.

00:50:09.000 Thanks, mom.

00:50:10.000 Nah, I'm just kidding.

00:50:11.000 Kind of.

00:50:11.000 Not really.

00:50:12.000 I'm about to confront like one of my biggest haters, 28-year-old wannabe comedian, Cody Ko.

00:50:19.000 Or I saw this Cody Ko guy for the first time when he was working at Full Screen, which is like a YouTube community network as like a little back-end tech developer.

00:50:29.000 And now he just shits on people to become famous.

00:50:35.000 I'm not hero.

00:50:35.000 That's it.

00:50:38.000 It's part of the short attention span of millennials. 0.93

00:50:41.000 And like, you know, do like all this stuff.

00:50:45.000 I can definitely watch these YouTubers for seconds upon seconds at a time.

00:50:50.000 But let's show the thing he's making fun of.

00:50:52.000 This Cody Ko guy is actually pretty funny.

00:50:55.000 And they're laughing at this Jake Paul guy for being an ass licker to a cool rich guy.

00:51:05.000 Yeah, there you go.

00:51:09.000 Oh, brown nose, brown nose, brown nose, brown house, brown house.

00:51:12.000 Play your song, man.

00:51:16.000 Oh, I'm a big old wife for that. 0.99

00:51:19.000 Get your necklace on.

00:51:20.000 If you check it out, play your song.

00:51:22.000 21 Savage.

00:51:23.000 So I guess 21 Savage is a big rapper, and he's driving around with 21 Savage, listening to 21 Savage, wearing a 21 Savage necklace.

00:51:29.000 That's worthy of ridicule.

00:51:30.000 The night before reading Rap Genius.

00:51:32.000 like...

00:51:35.000 Fucking Team 10 as flash cards and just moving them through the song.

00:51:39.000 No, you got it wrong.

00:51:40.000 You say La Roche!

00:51:41.000 Some people say I'm a Savage, too.

00:51:44.000 Why'd he say that?

00:51:46.000 Stop it.

00:51:47.000 Stop it.

00:51:50.000 The fucking oh really face.

00:51:52.000 Oh, this is kind of what we are.

00:51:56.000 And he's kind of Asian, like you.

00:51:57.000 He literally killed people.

00:51:59.000 I think this is a very healthy thing for young men to do, is to mock other young men, especially when they're famous icons making tons of money, being butt kissers.

00:52:08.000 the angle, though, that Jake Paul chose for that was that he's confronting a cyberbully because cyberbullying is a big problem.

00:52:16.000 Yeah, cyberbullying, when we talk about that, we're talking about mean girls who are making a fat nine-year-old girl want to kill herself, and we don't want that nine-year-old girl to die. 1.00

00:52:26.000 We're not talking about grown men being ridiculed.

00:52:31.000 Let's see what happens here.

00:52:32.000 They're just douchebag names.

00:52:34.000 No, fast forward to the actual confrontation.

00:52:37.000 Is that a good intro?

00:52:38.000 It's gonna be so lame, too, because men are put.

00:52:40.000 Just fight.

00:52:42.000 They should just fight.

00:52:47.000 Were you trying to fight me?

00:52:48.000 What up, fam?

00:52:49.000 Be nice.

00:52:50.000 I don't want to fight.

00:52:51.000 Do that again. 0.95

00:52:52.000 Sit down.

00:52:53.000 Do what again?

00:52:54.000 Come in, but uh.

00:52:56.000 Come in what?

00:52:57.000 Come in nicer, dude.

00:52:57.000 Nicer?

00:52:59.000 Cyberbullies, kids, bro.

00:52:59.000 You don't care.

00:53:01.000 Kids?

00:53:02.000 You're kidding.

00:53:05.000 Which kids?

00:53:06.000 I don't like cyber bullies, and you're a cyber bully.

00:53:10.000 I'm sorry, man.

00:53:10.000 You said sorry, that's good.

00:53:12.000 Did he say I'm sorry?

00:53:14.000 Yeah, but like, Super Shitty didn't grin.

00:53:16.000 Like, yeah, bro.

00:53:16.000 Sorry, dude.

00:53:17.000 You actual.

00:53:18.000 You hurt little kids.

00:53:20.000 You were picking on kids with Down syndrome who were overweight.

00:53:22.000 No, it's making fun of you.

00:53:24.000 All right, anyway.

00:53:25.000 Right of time.

00:53:26.000 You said sorry, that's good.

00:53:28.000 But I feel dirty after looking into your generation's filth.

00:53:35.000 The kind of things that you care about, Jake Paul and all that.

00:53:40.000 We're in a rough time here.

00:53:42.000 When I was that age, I was into black flag.

00:53:44.000 I know that sounds cooler than, like I'm trying to say, I was so cool and you guys suck.

00:53:48.000 That's exactly what I'm saying.

00:53:51.000 My youth was way cooler than your youth.

00:53:55.000 You guys suck, pinkity drinkity. 0.85

00:53:58.000 Get fired.

00:53:59.000 Get in trouble.

00:54:00.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.

00:54:02.000 Thank you.

00:54:03.000 Thank you.

00:54:17.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:54:18.000 I found the video.

00:54:20.000 I think in support of Gaza.

00:54:22.000 Let's go talk to some people, see what's going on.

00:54:24.000 So you two have to leave.

00:54:26.000 This is not for you guys.

00:54:27.000 So you guys need to leave.

00:54:29.000 Yeah, because we're not.

00:54:31.000 This is an anti-racist space and right-wing supporters, Trump supporters are not welcome.

00:54:35.000 I'm not a racist.

00:54:36.000 Oh, yeah.

00:54:37.000 If you're a Zionist. 0.52

00:54:39.000 Mike Chuck.

00:54:40.000 Mike Jack.

00:54:42.000 There's a right-wing blogger.

00:54:44.000 These are right-wing bloggers.

00:54:46.000 This is what they do.

00:54:48.000 This is what they do.

00:54:49.000 We've notified the museum guards.

00:54:53.000 This is harassment.

00:54:55.000 This is harassment.

00:54:56.000 We're asking them again.

00:54:59.000 Yeah, that is pretty crazy that Mike check, would it?

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 22, 2019

S02E15 - VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR

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