Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E143 - ROCK-N-ROLL MASHUPS [2020-03-30 - S02E143 - ROCK-N-ROLL MASHUPS]

00:00:07.000 okay let's start the show Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.

00:00:28.000 I got something that makes this one shout, I got something that's what it's all about, Give me that backdrop.

00:00:37.000 Wait, don't stop the jams. 0.98

00:00:39.000 Come on, retard. 1.00

00:00:44.000 No, not that. 0.99

00:00:46.000 Well, I guess that.

00:00:47.000 I'm love And I'm Superman I'm Superman All right, that's enough.

00:00:56.000 Or you could turn it down a bit.

00:00:58.000 Rock and roll is proof that blacks and whites are meant to get along. 1.00

00:01:02.000 It's the poor.

00:01:03.000 It's like Pittsburgh, that caller we had last week who said you should come to Pittsburgh.

00:01:06.000 There's no racial tension because we're all blue-collar.

00:01:10.000 The beats, the beats of rock and roll come from the freed slaves, Africans, bongo beats. 1.00

00:01:16.000 And the guitar is the Irish, the freed slaves, the poor white trash who were also liberated at the beginning of America. 0.99

00:01:25.000 And they combine the black, poor black beats with the angry Irish guitars, and they made this. 0.99

00:01:32.000 And the proof is these mashup videos that Bill McClintock makes.

00:01:36.000 This is James Brown and who?

00:01:39.000 Motorhead.

00:01:42.000 Motorhead.

00:01:44.000 They were on speed.

00:01:46.000 We got a lot of Tiger King stuff today.

00:01:47.000 I'm not talking about the Chinese flu.

00:01:53.000 You've already heard everything.

00:01:54.000 If I have some brand new news, I'll give it to you.

00:01:56.000 But I'm sick of watching the news.

00:01:58.000 And it's someone asking a doctor, does it survive in the cold?

00:02:01.000 And the doctor goes, we don't know.

00:02:02.000 We don't know yet.

00:02:03.000 Could be bad.

00:02:04.000 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:02:06.000 Well, this is Rat and Marvin Gaye.

00:02:08.000 This is a really good one.

00:02:09.000 I'm just about to lose my mind.

00:02:11.000 I know a man ain't supposed to cry.

00:02:15.000 But these years...

00:02:17.000 I should play this to my dad when he's drunk.

00:02:19.000 This is when he would go, pull up his blazer and go, her to true the grapevine. 0.99

00:02:25.000 That's when I realized all men are secretly gay. 1.00

00:02:28.000 Not like dick-sucking gay, but effeminate. 1.00

00:02:30.000 Round and Round. 1.00

00:02:32.000 Round and Round.

00:02:39.000 Oh, do Black Sabbath versus the Temptations.

00:02:42.000 That's another good one.

00:02:44.000 Black Sabbaths were very funky. 1.00

00:02:46.000 Oh, it's not numbered there.

00:02:47.000 It's before 1-1.

00:02:50.000 When you hear fairies wear boots, it's a very funky jam. 1.00

00:02:53.000 What a weirdo. 0.99

00:03:00.000 What a weirdo. 0.92

00:03:02.000 They're definitely better dancers than Ozzy Osbourne.

00:03:05.000 *music*

00:03:11.000 Hey, take your shirt off, Oz.

00:03:22.000 I never met a girl who makes me feel the way that you do.

00:03:27.000 You're alright.

00:03:29.000 Whenever I'm asking who makes my thing feel, I say that you do.

00:03:33.000 You're out of sight.

00:03:35.000 So be.

00:03:35.000 All right, that's enough.

00:03:38.000 Been listening to a lot of jams, and I actually caught myself this weekend liking Steely Dan.

00:03:43.000 And it was after my wife introduced me to a Twitter page called People Dancing to Steely Dan.

00:03:49.000 I'm getting, I have to show you something in a second, but I feel like there's lumps inside my mouth right now.

00:03:56.000 And it might be because we went into the city on the weekend to get some more equipment.

00:04:01.000 And when I got to the studio door, I don't know how Larry got in the building, Gary got in the building without keys.

00:04:07.000 There was some notes and some food left for Ryan and I from our vagrant friend.

00:04:14.000 And I have it here.

00:04:14.000 I'm about to show you, but even going near it makes my lips hurt.

00:04:18.000 Like I feel, you know, when you see a documentary about bed bugs and you start scratching, I'm feeling contaminated.

00:04:25.000 But anyway, let's check out this People Dancing a Steely Dam. 1.00

00:04:28.000 You can never play this on YouTube, of course.

00:04:29.000 I'll be around. 1.00

00:04:32.000 I'm a fool to do your dirty work. 1.00

00:04:37.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:04:38.000 I don't want to do your dirty work. 0.97

00:04:44.000 It's becoming a very pro-black episode. 1.00

00:04:46.000 I'm a fool to do your dirty work. 0.99

00:04:50.000 Oh, I'll be right back. 1.00

00:04:52.000 What's another one?

00:04:54.000 That's all this account is, by the way.

00:04:59.000 You have to blow that up. 0.53

00:05:01.000 You can't grab the keys and throw the head and get your stomach. 1.00

00:05:01.000 can't see shit. 1.00

00:05:04.000 Well, you wouldn't even know the time if you loved it. 0.99

00:05:07.000 That's what it feels like to be on Crystal Mesh.

00:05:11.000 It feels like Steely Dan.

00:05:13.000 Steely Dan.

00:05:36.000 All right.

00:05:38.000 Okay, should we show the Gary stuff?

00:05:39.000 Because I haven't even, first of all, you have gloves?

00:05:42.000 Yeah, I have this.

00:05:43.000 I have my handless.

00:05:45.000 I have a green glove that turns my hand into a stub.

00:05:50.000 First of all, there's two envelopes.

00:05:52.000 One envelope has nothing on it at all.

00:05:56.000 And then the other has nothing in it.

00:05:58.000 Neither of them have anything in them.

00:06:00.000 But it says, Ryan Gavin, I left some food here for you.

00:06:03.000 Carry.

00:06:04.000 That's very nice.

00:06:05.000 The food is as follows.

00:06:08.000 A can of tuna.

00:06:12.000 I have to throw these clothes out now, don't I?

00:06:13.000 Yeah.

00:06:16.000 Some barley pear haves.

00:06:20.000 I wish it was barley pear have nots.

00:06:23.000 Because I don't want to have those.

00:06:25.000 Stokely's shortcut green beans.

00:06:28.000 No preservatives.

00:06:29.000 That's Very sweet.

00:06:29.000 Thank God.

00:06:32.000 Vine ripe low sodium diced tomatoes.

00:06:35.000 This packaging, it looks like it's from the 50s.

00:06:39.000 You know what I thought?

00:06:40.000 It's like it's sad because this might have come from some community drop thing, like donating cans.

00:06:46.000 And then it comes back to people that wait can afford just give it to your friends.

00:06:50.000 I'm recognizing some of this stuff from donating it to home.

00:06:53.000 Okay, this is where it gets intense.

00:06:56.000 Okay.

00:06:57.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:06:59.000 It does smell bad here, right?

00:07:01.000 Yeah.

00:07:02.000 Beef ravioli and tomato and meat sauce.

00:07:04.000 Again, very old-fashioned looking can.

00:07:09.000 Whoops. 0.97

00:07:10.000 Sucked on you. 0.99

00:07:17.000 Is that on my Ottoman thing? 1.00

00:07:17.000 One hand. 1.00

00:07:20.000 Oh, dude, don't put that...

00:07:22.000 Is that on the little...

00:07:27.000 Please don't puke.

00:07:29.000 Please?

00:07:32.000 These are some sausages that appear to be going bad.

00:07:34.000 They have going green on them.

00:07:38.000 There's two bags of that.

00:07:40.000 If that's not bad.

00:07:42.000 They are dark green in many spots.

00:07:44.000 I'm literally seeing stars right now from gagging.

00:07:49.000 I'm seeing sparkles all over the room.

00:07:52.000 And then another can of tuna.

00:07:54.000 No, that's because I decorate with sparkles.

00:07:57.000 Don't, please. 0.71

00:07:59.000 You've got to put that in the garbage right now. 0.99

00:08:01.000 Oh, I do not want to touch it, but I will, if you're going to stop puking. 0.98

00:08:08.000 Maybe you could touch it with this bag.

00:08:11.000 But I don't know which part of that was the bag.

00:08:13.000 No, no.

00:08:14.000 That's the bag I was using as a glove, so put your hand in that.

00:08:17.000 Let's move.

00:08:18.000 And get good at it, if you will. 1.00

00:08:23.000 Fuck, now I got to throw this glove out. 1.00

00:08:24.000 I love these little green gloves. 1.00

00:08:29.000 Ugh.

00:08:30.000 All right, speaking of meth, we're all addicted to the Tiger King, obviously.

00:08:35.000 I watched the whole thing.

00:08:36.000 I watched it last week, early last week, so it's fun seeing these new people watch it.

00:08:41.000 I always give the same advice, and that is do not watch it after, say, 5 p.m.

00:08:47.000 It's going to affect your dreams.

00:08:49.000 My wife didn't listen to me, and she was watching it till late at night, and she had weird, twisted, perverted nightmares that made her disgusted with herself. 0.99

00:08:58.000 She couldn't remember exactly what happened, but she knows that the things that happened in her dream were disgusting.

00:09:05.000 Yeah, I told you.

00:09:07.000 So we're going to get Urban Tarzan on the show in a second to find out, is that atypical?

00:09:13.000 Are these people who handle animals all meth heads?

00:09:16.000 Are you a meth head, Urban Tarzan?

00:09:21.000 Is this your world or is it separate from them?

00:09:26.000 He's really busy these days.

00:09:28.000 His career is back on.

00:09:30.000 Not that it was off, but it's the hot thing now to be a big cat handler or any kind of exotic handler.

00:09:37.000 What's this now? 0.96

00:09:39.000 Drunk chimp with the gun. 1.00

00:09:40.000 I've got him, bro. 1.00

00:09:41.000 I got him.

00:09:43.000 Take it easy, buddy.

00:09:44.000 Take it easy.

00:09:45.000 Take it easy.

00:09:47.000 What is he drinking?

00:09:48.000 He's cough syrup.

00:09:49.000 He had a cough.

00:09:50.000 He had a cough.

00:09:52.000 Chimps and cough syrup?

00:09:53.000 Not a good combo.

00:09:55.000 I never thought I'd have to say that.

00:09:56.000 He has it everywhere.

00:09:57.000 How many of these did he drink?

00:09:58.000 He's in a fiction.

00:09:59.000 This is a fictionality syrup.

00:10:02.000 And he won't deny it when you talk to him.

00:10:04.000 If he's full of cough medicine, the combination of that with the drink, it could be lethal for the chimp. 0.62

00:10:04.000 Forget it. 0.62

00:10:04.000 We can't drink him now. 0.62

00:10:09.000 For the chimp. 0.83

00:10:11.000 Now what are we going to do?

00:10:13.000 Calm down, buddy. 0.99

00:10:14.000 The chimp will bite your nuts off. 0.99

00:10:15.000 Did you know that? 1.00

00:10:17.000 It's the first thing they go for is your crotch. 1.00

00:10:18.000 And then you know what they bite off. 0.99

00:10:21.000 They bite off your heels.

00:10:22.000 Wow.

00:10:23.000 Yeah.

00:10:23.000 That thing is a beak.

00:10:26.000 How is our collection of tiger memes going?

00:10:28.000 I just sent you one a second ago.

00:10:30.000 Joe Biggs dressed up as him.

00:10:32.000 Oh, yeah.

00:10:33.000 It's in our shared.

00:10:35.000 No, I just emailed it to you while we were waiting.

00:10:38.000 While we were setting up.

00:10:39.000 Oh, it's a video here.

00:10:41.000 Yeah.

00:10:41.000 That looks pretty funny.

00:10:43.000 This is Joe Biggs taking on the identity of Tiger King.

00:10:50.000 There's only three things that can get you through a pandemic, and that's Toothless Man, Crystal Math, and my tiger, Panda.

00:10:57.000 This tiger right here is my wife.

00:10:59.000 I mean, my life.

00:11:00.000 I wouldn't marry a tiger.

00:11:02.000 Tigers don't do meth. 0.57

00:11:03.000 Or do they?

00:11:08.000 Let's check the meme collection.

00:11:10.000 It should be in the shared.

00:11:12.000 Oh, maybe there's some I didn't get you.

00:11:14.000 Because I couldn't share those kind of pictures.

00:11:17.000 Ah, flip.

00:11:18.000 What's the matter?

00:11:19.000 No, what you just said.

00:11:21.000 Oh, yeah.

00:11:21.000 No, there's a couple here I gotta.

00:11:23.000 There's some I gotta send you right now.

00:11:26.000 Boop, boop, boop. 1.00

00:11:28.000 Sorry about this, folks.

00:11:31.000 I watched Star Wars last night alone.

00:11:34.000 Which one?

00:11:35.000 The new one.

00:11:36.000 The very latest one?

00:11:37.000 Well, yeah, the one that's on demand.

00:11:39.000 Ah.

00:11:40.000 They're all the same movie to me, the new ones.

00:11:42.000 Well, yeah, me too.

00:11:43.000 We got this. 1.00

00:11:43.000 It's all woke bullshit, and no one cared. 1.00

00:11:45.000 Like, I couldn't get anyone in my family to watch it with me. 1.00

00:11:48.000 We got memes.

00:11:49.000 Okay, hold on.

00:11:52.000 And I just, there was a show in the 70s called Logan's Run that I watched as a little kid.

00:11:58.000 And this is what it was like.

00:12:00.000 It was just a box set of Logan's Run.

00:12:02.000 You're watching it, and there's no sort of beginning, middle, and end.

00:12:05.000 It's just sort of like a big show.

00:12:07.000 Like you're watching a box set.

00:12:12.000 I think we already showed this one.

00:12:14.000 Day 14 of No Sports Watching a Gay Zoom Manager Sudo Straight Man with Tech. 1.00

00:12:18.000 By the way, that joke he does in the movie where he says, when you watch porn, do you want to watch a girl with a big dick get fucked with a big dick or get fucked with a small dick? 1.00

00:12:25.000 Oh, I want the big dick. 1.00

00:12:26.000 Ah, so maybe you're not so straight after all. 1.00

00:12:28.000 That's from Blue Collar Comedy.

00:12:30.000 You know the guy?

00:12:31.000 I think his name's Ron Whitehouse.

00:12:33.000 I said, well, he ain't that straight.

00:12:37.000 He always has a brandy, a bourbon in his hand with ice and his cigar.

00:12:40.000 Ron White.

00:12:41.000 Ron White, yeah.

00:12:42.000 He's a good comedian.

00:12:42.000 Ron White.

00:12:43.000 Yeah, he's great.

00:12:45.000 They call me Tater Tots or whatever.

00:12:48.000 Oh, my God.

00:12:49.000 Those sausages are still burning my eyes.

00:12:54.000 At least I get to go home and not smell that.

00:12:56.000 Oh, wait.

00:12:57.000 Oh, wait.

00:12:58.000 The studio is in my house.

00:12:59.000 Oh, wait, a Tink pass a stimulus spell that only helps.

00:13:01.000 We already showed this one too. 0.98

00:13:03.000 Nothing stupid, expensive, dangerous, or extra. 1.00

00:13:05.000 The bill country's going crazy. 0.99

00:13:07.000 I think we showed that one.

00:13:08.000 Come on, Ryguy.

00:13:09.000 No, this one's showing this one.

00:13:12.000 Okay.

00:13:13.000 Release the documentary.

00:13:16.000 This is a new one.

00:13:18.000 Me looking at my Amazon and pizza delivery bill during quarantine.

00:13:22.000 Oh, yeah.

00:13:27.000 Oh, that's Ted Cruz, me running out of things to keep me entertained during quarantine Netflix.

00:13:32.000 Next.

00:13:34.000 That's just Shaq.

00:13:36.000 Yeah.

00:13:36.000 He bought two tigers from him.

00:13:38.000 Oh, is that what the two means?

00:13:40.000 No, it's not.

00:13:41.000 No, no, no.

00:13:42.000 In the documentary, he's like, I got two tigers over the weekend.

00:13:46.000 Thank you to Joe.

00:13:47.000 Oh, I don't even remember that.

00:13:48.000 Yeah.

00:13:48.000 Oh, yeah.

00:13:49.000 I sent this to Steven Crowder.

00:13:50.000 He didn't respond.

00:13:52.000 You know why, I think?

00:13:53.000 I think he might be mad at me.

00:13:54.000 He had something like a billion hits on YouTube.

00:13:58.000 Like he just crossed a billion.

00:14:00.000 And people were sending him messages.

00:14:03.000 And I said, hey, congratulations on a billion views on YouTube. 1.00

00:14:07.000 How about congratulations on a billion sperm wasted on your fucking duvet? 1.00

00:14:12.000 Why don't you make a baby? 1.00

00:14:14.000 We're so sick of hearing about these stupid fucking dogs. 1.00

00:14:17.000 Oh, no. 1.00

00:14:18.000 You're a conservative.

00:14:19.000 Be traditional.

00:14:20.000 So how did that go?

00:14:22.000 We haven't spoken since.

00:14:23.000 I asked his dad.

00:14:25.000 His dad seemed to think it was pretty funny.

00:14:27.000 Never going to financially recover from this.

00:14:30.000 I am never going to.

00:14:31.000 As good as the drops will get.

00:14:31.000 Okay.

00:14:34.000 What context are you going to use that drop in?

00:14:39.000 There's got to be a way.

00:14:40.000 I mean, that'll be one of the rare ones.

00:14:41.000 All right, let's see a meme.

00:14:42.000 So we got that Meat Crowder meme.

00:14:44.000 What else?

00:14:46.000 Too close social distance.

00:14:50.000 Well, that's the one I just sent you.

00:14:52.000 He's got all new teeth, by the way.

00:14:53.000 I saw him on David Spade's podcast from the bunker or something.

00:14:57.000 Very original idea.

00:14:59.000 And he's got all fresh teeth now.

00:15:02.000 He said it's the most painful thing he's ever endured.

00:15:04.000 After all 50 of his tattoos.

00:15:06.000 So those are all the ones that I have received?

00:15:07.000 I'll check the email now. 0.99

00:15:10.000 Oh, God, those sausages are haunting me like little dead dicks. 0.99

00:15:17.000 Exactly what I was thinking. 0.99

00:15:18.000 Why would you drop off those sausages in little bags?

00:15:22.000 I don't know.

00:15:24.000 What was he thinking?

00:15:25.000 There's a pasta.

00:15:26.000 Let's have some tuna, beans, and rotten sausage.

00:15:26.000 Oh, awesome.

00:15:35.000 They couldn't have been there.

00:15:36.000 Maybe they were there for a really long time, actually.

00:15:40.000 This isn't really a meme.

00:15:41.000 Cardi B vows to start GoFundMe for incarcerated Tiger Kingston. 1.00

00:15:46.000 She's so dumb. 1.00

00:15:47.000 Some of the people we have in entertainment, like, especially if they're non-white, we have the bigotry of low expectations and we just have pedophiles like Michael Jackson and what's his name? 1.00

00:16:00.000 The guy who pisses on 14-year-olds trapped in the closet. 0.98

00:16:03.000 R. Kelly. 0.97

00:16:04.000 Or Mary J. Blige.

00:16:06.000 Mary J. Blige struggled with literacy.

00:16:09.000 No, she can't read.

00:16:12.000 She cannot read.

00:16:14.000 Floyd Mayweather cannot read.

00:16:14.000 That's embarrassing.

00:16:17.000 Can you imagine that?

00:16:20.000 That's embarrassing for a seven-year-old.

00:16:23.000 Another one?

00:16:24.000 Oh, this is awesome.

00:16:27.000 It suits him, doesn't it?

00:16:29.000 Yeah, it almost doesn't even strike me as a Photoshop.

00:16:33.000 Well, the only place it blows it is the mustache right there.

00:16:36.000 The chin for me does it.

00:16:38.000 That's what I noticed first.

00:16:39.000 I'm like, that is smoothing and clone stamping or whatever.

00:16:44.000 Is that it?

00:16:44.000 What else?

00:16:46.000 Oh, that's an awesome one.

00:16:50.000 Keep going.

00:16:51.000 That's it.

00:16:52.000 That's it.

00:16:53.000 Say two?

00:16:55.000 All right.

00:16:55.000 Should we see if we can get, are we done talking about that stuff?

00:17:00.000 I guess so.

00:17:00.000 Yeah.

00:17:01.000 Yeah, let's see if we can get Urban Tarzan on the line.

00:17:04.000 I got soul and I'm Superboy.

00:17:09.000 You're welcome.

00:17:11.000 Urban Tarzan, are you there?

00:17:13.000 I am here, Gavin.

00:17:14.000 How's it going, brother?

00:17:16.000 How are you?

00:17:16.000 Good.

00:17:17.000 I'm all right.

00:17:18.000 Hanging in there, you know, ain't coughing yet, so I'm all right.

00:17:18.000 All right.

00:17:21.000 Well, like everyone in this country, we're totally obsessed with Tiger King, and we thought we'd talk to an expert about these.

00:17:28.000 Oh, boy.

00:17:29.000 Okay.

00:17:31.000 Yeah, I had to sit and watch it from beginning to end because of all this hype about it and everything that's going on.

00:17:39.000 Don't you know those dudes?

00:17:41.000 Well, I know who they are.

00:17:43.000 I would never, ever say any of them were my friends because they're not.

00:17:47.000 And the one thing, I mean, I think it was a great documentary and it's great for, you know, because it was actually shot real, unlike my reality show that I had.

00:17:57.000 But the problem with that whole show is like they give a bad stain on people that are really real with animals.

00:18:03.000 Like I use, I work with animals for a living.

00:18:06.000 And it's like, and it's just, we're not like that. 0.99

00:18:10.000 I don't want that the people, you know, because that just makes everybody thinks now that, holy shit, all these methad, crazy motherfuckers that have animals, you know, this is what they are like. 0.96

00:18:22.000 And the people I work with and the people I've worked with my whole life, even when I did my TV show on Spike TV, was there was nothing like that. 0.97

00:18:29.000 I mean, all professionals and like, and animals are just the most amazing animals in the world. 1.00

00:18:34.000 And they all had great animals, but that place was just, I mean, it's just, it's a fucking shit show. 1.00

00:18:40.000 I mean, but. 0.99

00:18:42.000 Do you remember in New York City where you'd hear about drug dealers that would have giant cats in their basement just to scare people?

00:18:48.000 Yeah.

00:18:49.000 Yeah.

00:18:49.000 Oh, and that was true.

00:18:51.000 I'm from the Bronx, so believe me, that was true. 0.91

00:18:54.000 Unbelievable.

00:18:56.000 The thing I didn't get about the movie, though, is you have these big cats, right?

00:19:00.000 And they're obviously going to, if you're going to breed them to sell them, you're going to have too many, too little, and eventually you're going to have to put them down.

00:19:08.000 Like, I didn't understand why that chick was any worse than him.

00:19:12.000 Or less.

00:19:13.000 No, all right.

00:19:14.000 Well, that's, well, that's the thing with that whole thing.

00:19:16.000 I mean, when I'm watching it, I wasn't sure of who I didn't like more as I'm watching it.

00:19:22.000 You know, I'm like, man.

00:19:25.000 And that's the thing.

00:19:26.000 And what happens is with places like that, like all of those, everything that was depicted in that show was like, it's a thing.

00:19:35.000 And the people like that, like, they get like, they have to be the only ones that are allowed to have a big cat or the only ones that, and like, to be honest, like, none of them should. 0.61

00:19:44.000 Yeah, I mean, big tech people all seem like lunatics. 0.97

00:19:47.000 They are. 0.99

00:19:48.000 They are.

00:19:49.000 I mean, people say I'm crazy and all this stuff because I work with animals, blah, blah, blah.

00:19:53.000 I got bit by cobras and all kinds of stuff like that.

00:19:56.000 But I do it professionally.

00:19:58.000 It's my job, and like, and we care for our animals that we work with.

00:20:03.000 And that place was just, it's just insane.

00:20:06.000 It's like, and they all, they hate each other.

00:20:08.000 I mean, and even the whole animosity between each other. 0.64

00:20:10.000 I'm like, he should have just shut up. 0.97

00:20:12.000 I mean, right after he ran for governor, that guy should have just shut up, man. 0.92

00:20:16.000 Hey, if a big cat is coming to attack me, how do I avoid having my hand bitten off?

00:20:16.000 Yeah.

00:20:21.000 How do I avoid this type of a scenario?

00:20:25.000 Don't put yourself in that situation.

00:20:27.000 But I'm in.

00:20:28.000 I'm standing there.

00:20:29.000 A cat's coming at me.

00:20:31.000 What do you do?

00:20:33.000 Well, you can't run.

00:20:36.000 The best thing to do, I mean, I've been in a situation like that with a big load, an adult female lioness. 1.00

00:20:41.000 I had an adult male lion charge me.

00:20:44.000 But I had a female lioness. 1.00

00:20:45.000 They even used it in my Spike TV show where she actually came at me. 1.00

00:20:49.000 And it was real.

00:20:50.000 Even though it was a setup scenario, it was a bad day for that cat because she was in a different location and she was well treated.

00:20:57.000 But she came at me. 1.00

00:20:58.000 And, you know, there's certain things that you can do, but who's going to do that?

00:21:02.000 Like, would you, Gavin, would you take your thumb and stick it in the back of the cat's mouth here and push his skin into his incisors to stop him from taking a hand off?

00:21:12.000 You'd probably be screaming like a, you know. 1.00

00:21:15.000 I hate all that shit. 1.00

00:21:16.000 All of that stuff about you poke him in the eyes and you get him in the nuts. 1.00

00:21:19.000 You're delirious. 0.51

00:21:20.000 You're screaming your face off.

00:21:22.000 You're just trying to survive.

00:21:23.000 Right.

00:21:23.000 Yeah.

00:21:24.000 Yeah.

00:21:25.000 You got to fight for your life if something like that happens.

00:21:28.000 But the key is, you know, in the right situation, you know, and you have the right people around you, like that doesn't happen.

00:21:34.000 But like they hired people and like they purposely only paid them.

00:21:39.000 They hired derelicts on purpose, people that needed like a place to live or a drug habit to friggin support.

00:21:46.000 And it's like, and everybody loves to work with exotic animals because it's a cool thing.

00:21:50.000 It's a machismo thing or it's, you know, and even with women, it's a machismo thing. 1.00

00:21:54.000 Oh, I'm a big cat girl.

00:21:55.000 Yeah, okay.

00:21:56.000 Yeah, right.

00:21:56.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:21:57.000 Till it takes your freaking head off. 0.97

00:21:59.000 Well, now that everyone is talking about people who can deal with big animals and exotic animals, is this affecting your career? 0.94

00:22:07.000 Are you getting phone calls?

00:22:09.000 Well, yeah.

00:22:10.000 I mean, that's always been the problem.

00:22:12.000 But the thing is, what's going on now is like I got a ton of phone calls, you know, like right now from like people that want to make a different documentary now, that want to do something, you know, to show the other side of us crazy animal people, because that's the one thing that we don't want in this field.

00:22:31.000 I mean, I work with some of the people that have been in the business for the longest time, and I respect them so much.

00:22:35.000 Every movie you've ever seen, they've done it, you know, and like, and I've worked with them, and that's why I chose them.

00:22:40.000 And I've seen those guys, like, when we were doing my show for Urban Tarzan, I was like, nope, hell no.

00:22:48.000 No, no, we ain't going there.

00:22:49.000 We ain't going.

00:22:50.000 And then I found this one place out in Fraser Mountain, California, working wildlife.

00:22:55.000 And this guy is like my mentor.

00:22:56.000 And like every, I mean, it's just an amazing place because of the relationship they have to have.

00:23:01.000 They don't use, nobody walks around with a gun.

00:23:04.000 I mean, because you don't need a gun.

00:23:05.000 You know, I mean, I mean, it's nice if you're getting killed and you need a gun, but it's just really absurd. 0.92

00:23:13.000 So you might do a documentary like Tiger King, but without the homosexuality or the crystal meth. 1.00

00:23:20.000 Yeah, no crystal mess. 0.58

00:23:22.000 Straight up crack.

00:23:25.000 All right, man.

00:23:25.000 Well, thanks for coming on the show.

00:23:27.000 We kind of suspected that Tiger King was not typical of the exotic animal community.

00:23:34.000 No, it's not.

00:23:34.000 I mean, but unfortunately, there is many Tiger Kings like that.

00:23:40.000 But there's also many guys like myself and the people that I work with that are amazing. 0.99

00:23:46.000 And we're going to show, we're going to battle back and show what the real shit is. 0.99

00:23:51.000 I worked with Steve Irwin. 0.99

00:23:52.000 He's another great animal guy, obviously.

00:23:54.000 Everybody knows that.

00:23:57.000 But he hired us when he came to New York.

00:24:01.000 Yeah.

00:24:02.000 I remember reading that about you.

00:24:03.000 Okay, dude, thanks for coming on the show.

00:24:05.000 All right, man.

00:24:06.000 Keep it real, guys.

00:24:06.000 Right on.

00:24:07.000 Stay safe.

00:24:08.000 Stay away from tigers, Gavin.

00:24:10.000 I will.

00:24:11.000 I got dogs! 0.99

00:24:13.000 Got dogs! 0.73

00:24:14.000 And I'm super bad.

00:24:17.000 You know what happened this weekend?

00:24:20.000 My daughter had, look up some 50s ad, 50s housewife ad. 1.00

00:24:25.000 I look over, I'm trying to help my daughter with her homework, which is easy, by the way.

00:24:28.000 The kids, these little packets they get, I'm looking at, there's so much busy work, especially with my seven-year-old.

00:24:34.000 He's in first grade. 0.63

00:24:35.000 It's like, here, rearrange this sentence and glue it together and count these, the number of blue blocks and all this crap.

00:24:42.000 He's done it in like, all three of my kids are done their work in about an hour and a half, two hours. 0.99

00:24:47.000 So why do we keep these kids locked in that stupid room from 9 to 3.30? 1.00

00:24:53.000 It's just a glorified daycare. 1.00

00:24:55.000 Anyway, it was a bunch of ads like this.

00:24:57.000 And it said, what does this ad say about women back then? 0.80

00:25:03.000 And then it said, do you think these women are happy? 1.00

00:25:07.000 If so, why?

00:25:10.000 And I go, honey, there's basically two ways you can go in school.

00:25:15.000 You can say what you're supposed to say, and then you can also say the truth.

00:25:21.000 What you're supposed to say with this assignment is these women are expected to be perfect at all times with makeup done and hair done and an evening gown with high-heeled shoes while they pour their husband's beer. 1.00

00:25:35.000 They're meant to be infallible and perfect, and it's a totally unreasonable expectation.

00:25:41.000 And for the second part, you're supposed to say, no, what's that one?

00:25:45.000 What's this?

00:25:49.000 That's from the 50s.

00:25:51.000 Scotch old-fashioned.

00:25:53.000 It's old.

00:25:56.000 Which one?

00:25:56.000 What's that one?

00:25:57.000 Thank you.

00:26:01.000 The wife's most likely to be kissed. 1.00

00:26:03.000 That's actually a good one to stop on.

00:26:05.000 So, this is, you're supposed to say she's unhappy.

00:26:09.000 She's a slave to the kitchen. 1.00

00:26:10.000 They had no choices.

00:26:11.000 Wink, wink, pro-choice, abort, abort.

00:26:14.000 And they had no rights. 0.98

00:26:15.000 Meanwhile, they could vote and do everything, and their lives were fucking great. 0.88

00:26:19.000 But you're supposed to say they were miserable because they had no freedom and they didn't have equality like we have today.

00:26:24.000 That's the answer that will get you an A, I said.

00:26:28.000 And then I said, but here's the truth.

00:26:33.000 The truth is, yeah, she's all dressed up. 1.00

00:26:35.000 She's in an ad.

00:26:37.000 You don't want to be sitting there with bare feet and dirty sweatpants in a commercial.

00:26:41.000 You want to look your best.

00:26:42.000 That's why we have models.

00:26:44.000 And by the way, airbrushing and stuff in commercials is fine because when you're in love, that's how you see the other person.

00:26:51.000 When you, you know, when you're on your wedding night, your wife is absolutely perfect.

00:26:56.000 You can't believe how wonderful she is.

00:26:57.000 You don't see her flaws.

00:26:59.000 Your brain airbrushes them out.

00:27:00.000 So magazines simulate that intense love in commercials.

00:27:04.000 And yeah, they did dress up nicer back then, but so did the men.

00:27:08.000 The men wore three-piece suits at all times.

00:27:10.000 In the home, the guy would have his tie on, done up like this.

00:27:13.000 He would also, a man would have a little coat hanger that stood on the ground and had a little tray on it, and he would lay out what he was wearing the next day with the proper cufflinks and the tie and the shoes would be there, all polished that he polished himself, preparing for tomorrow.

00:27:30.000 So everyone was welcome back then.

00:27:33.000 And here's a third thing, my dear.

00:27:34.000 And she's sort of holding her stomach at this point, lying down on the couch.

00:27:38.000 And I said, divorce back then was like 3 per thousand or something.

00:27:45.000 So it was, in other words, it was much, much less than 1%.

00:27:49.000 What is it today?

00:27:50.000 And then my son, who was doing his homework on the other end of the room, goes, it's 50%.

00:27:55.000 Good boy.

00:27:56.000 It's 50% now.

00:27:58.000 And that's worse off for the woman. 1.00

00:28:01.000 That's worse off for the kids.

00:28:03.000 So she's actually much worse off today than she was back then.

00:28:07.000 And I said, studies have shown this.

00:28:09.000 Studies have shown that feminism has made women less happy. 1.00

00:28:12.000 Now, there's a myriad of reasons.

00:28:14.000 They're not as loved as they are in a marriage.

00:28:18.000 Like, I hate that this is portrayed to my daughter as some sort of nightmare.

00:28:22.000 By the way, look how overdressed he is. 0.84

00:28:25.000 So I said, yeah, the divorce rate is high now.

00:28:28.000 It wasn't high back then.

00:28:30.000 We just got out of a major world war.

00:28:32.000 The economy was booming and everyone was just so happy that their brother wasn't dying anymore, that everyone was alive again and the world wasn't at war.

00:28:41.000 So of course they were all ecstatic.

00:28:43.000 Look, that looks wonderful to me.

00:28:45.000 Is that supposed to make me barf?

00:28:47.000 Is that a Gary sausage?

00:28:50.000 And then I look over and she's crying.

00:28:53.000 She has a tear going down her face.

00:28:55.000 And I'm thinking, okay, well, look, I'm telling you the two options.

00:28:59.000 I'm telling you what I believe is true and I'm right.

00:29:03.000 And I'm telling you what you could write to get an A. It's up to you which path you choose.

00:29:08.000 And then she's, I go, do it whatever way you want.

00:29:11.000 Don't you have to freak out. 1.00

00:29:12.000 It's just a stupid assignment. 1.00

00:29:14.000 And then she goes, no. 1.00

00:29:15.000 Oh, I remember putting that picture up when we were talking about more American families.

00:29:20.000 Anyway, yeah, blacks were better off then too. 0.65

00:29:23.000 Sorry.

00:29:24.000 They weren't dying to the tune of 20 a day in gang warfare.

00:29:28.000 And they weren't in prison.

00:29:29.000 They were committing crime the same amount as whites. 1.00

00:29:32.000 And their families were intact.

00:29:34.000 So the children had role models, any hissle.

00:29:37.000 I go, I'm sorry if I made you cry.

00:29:39.000 I was just trying to be factual.

00:29:41.000 And she goes, it's not that.

00:29:42.000 I tried coffee.

00:29:47.000 I thought it was weird.

00:29:48.000 I went to Walgreens to get some beer, and my wife gave me a list, and on one of the lists was instant coffee.

00:29:54.000 I was like, okay, we have Nespresso.

00:29:58.000 And my wife said, Sophie wants to try it.

00:30:01.000 So whatever.

00:30:02.000 So she had two.

00:30:02.000 She didn't know how much to add.

00:30:04.000 So she had two heaping tablespoons of instant coffee in a drink for her first coffee of her life.

00:30:11.000 So her gut was ripped to shreds, and she wasn't listening to any of this talk.

00:30:16.000 It's not that.

00:30:18.000 That is hilarious.

00:30:20.000 By the way, speaking of funny.

00:30:24.000 Well, we went squirrel hunting on the weekend from our kitchen.

00:30:31.000 I sent you those pictures in the shared folder.

00:30:34.000 Ryan and I, by the way, just today, after doing this for almost a year, figured out how to share things on our computers.

00:30:41.000 Right.

00:30:42.000 What's it called even?

00:30:44.000 Shared folders?

00:30:46.000 Oh, there's a lot in that shared folder.

00:30:47.000 That's not what I wanted you to go to, though.

00:30:49.000 See if you can find the squirrel trap.

00:30:51.000 Oh, oh.

00:30:52.000 There it is.

00:30:53.000 So that's fishing line.

00:30:55.000 Not fishing line.

00:30:56.000 It's a strong cordage.

00:30:59.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:31:01.000 That plastic string.

00:31:03.000 I think it's for weed whackers.

00:31:06.000 It is.

00:31:06.000 But anyway, I had a bunch of that.

00:31:08.000 And then cardboard box with some pistachios there.

00:31:12.000 And go to the next pick.

00:31:13.000 My son sat there for like an hour and a half. 1.00

00:31:17.000 And we were so close to getting that son of a bitch. 1.00

00:31:19.000 Would he just not go in there? 1.00

00:31:21.000 He went in, but his tail was still out.

00:31:25.000 And when we pulled it, he was gone.

00:31:29.000 Maybe you should have a weight on the box, because he can get out even if he's fully...

00:31:34.000 You can't see it in that picture.

00:31:36.000 But right here, there's a log.

00:31:38.000 And I had to do that because it kept blowing away.

00:31:38.000 Nice.

00:31:40.000 Right.

00:31:42.000 That's my family updates.

00:31:45.000 And what is this?

00:31:47.000 Oh, that's just from Star Wars last night. 1.00

00:31:49.000 Her eyes look exactly like assholes. 1.00

00:31:51.000 That's correct. 1.00

00:31:52.000 Her eyeball is a shit. 1.00

00:31:54.000 She also looks a little like Amy Sederis. 1.00

00:31:57.000 But go up to that other article that I took of the post.

00:32:02.000 I thought this was interesting.

00:32:04.000 It's so smoke show waitress.

00:32:06.000 And what do smoke show waitresses do in New York City? 1.00

00:32:10.000 They wait tables and they make a fucking fortune. 0.98

00:32:13.000 So she's making $1,500 a week, right? 0.99

00:32:18.000 And from one hotel, she made $2,000 a week as a cocktail waitress. 0.97

00:32:22.000 You know what that adds up to?

00:32:24.000 Let's say she takes two weeks off a year, 50 weeks. 1.00

00:32:26.000 That's $175,000.

00:32:29.000 Holy kaleidoscopes.

00:32:30.000 Now, it's tax-free, right?

00:32:32.000 It's cash.

00:32:33.000 So it's kind of the same as making $250,000.

00:32:38.000 Now, I know she's been doing it for about 10 years.

00:32:42.000 We know she didn't start out like that.

00:32:43.000 But still, quarter mil a year, you should have about a million dollars in the bank.

00:32:48.000 What does she have in the bank? 0.88

00:32:50.000 $100.

00:32:52.000 This is women in the workforce. 1.00

00:32:54.000 This is why that chick opening the fridge is so sad. 1.00

00:32:59.000 I mean, sorry, why that chick opening the fridge was so happy. 1.00

00:33:02.000 She's loved.

00:33:03.000 What happens when you liberate women? 1.00

00:33:05.000 What happens when they have the freedom to go out and go their own way?

00:33:08.000 They blow a quarter mil a year.

00:33:12.000 And then she had the audacity to say that she feels underappreciated or unloved.

00:33:18.000 What does it say?

00:33:19.000 Get through center planet.

00:33:20.000 Haven't got through once.

00:33:21.000 I call every day.

00:33:23.000 Yeah, we feel undervalued.

00:33:27.000 What does she say?

00:33:28.000 Me one ring.

00:33:29.000 I don't have time to get frustrated.

00:33:30.000 It's the end of the second right now.

00:33:32.000 We're being told and reminded how undervalued we are.

00:33:36.000 So a quarter of a million dollars a year is undervaluing this woman. 1.00

00:33:42.000 Her rent is $1,000 a month.

00:33:45.000 That should get us on a feminism kick. 1.00

00:33:48.000 What is this?

00:33:49.000 That's nothing.

00:33:51.000 I'll usually tell you to go to things.

00:33:53.000 Let's do 2-2.

00:33:55.000 I saw this fair. 0.99

00:33:56.000 I'm kind of obsessed with female comedians and how miserable they are. 1.00

00:33:59.000 Like Chelsea Handler is always posting things about how she can order Thai food whenever she wants. 0.93

00:34:05.000 Yeah, so can my wife.

00:34:08.000 No dads get mad when the wife wants to order food once in a while.

00:34:14.000 I know a guy whose wife has never made food in their house once.

00:34:19.000 Why are my lips swelling up after touching those sausages?

00:34:24.000 Wait, no, that's not what I was looking for.

00:34:27.000 Tutu?

00:34:29.000 Yeah.

00:34:30.000 Sarah Silverman?

00:34:33.000 Was she sent separately? 0.97

00:34:35.000 Well, I guess I fucked up with the links. 0.93

00:34:37.000 But it said, it said, God, I wish I could, I really miss being a kid. 0.56

00:34:44.000 Wouldn't it be cool if there was giants who would come around and like people that are 30 feet tall and huge and they would pick us up and rest us on their little arms?

00:34:54.000 And she said, it kind of hurts me that I'm never ever going to feel that experience of being picked up from the car and shh, don't wake her up.

00:35:02.000 And you know, when you're a little kid and you're being carried from the car to the house and you pretend you're asleep just to get carried all the way to bed?

00:35:08.000 And she goes, it kind of hurts that I'll never experience that again.

00:35:11.000 And it's so obvious that she's longing for children.

00:35:15.000 Sarah, you get that when you have kids.

00:35:18.000 You're not being picked up, but picking them up is just as sweet as being picked up. 1.00

00:35:25.000 You stupid bitch. 1.00

00:35:27.000 She doesn't recognize that. 1.00

00:35:28.000 And she's got a sister who's in Israel with tons of kids. 0.62

00:35:32.000 I think she's an Orthodox Jew. 1.00

00:35:33.000 And surely you play with your nieces and you realize that you fucked up. 1.00

00:35:37.000 I actually had an argument with her recently about it. 1.00

00:35:38.000 She contacted me.

00:35:40.000 I haven't spoken to her in five years.

00:35:42.000 And she's asked about, hey, are you still, is this still your email?

00:35:45.000 And we immediately got into a fight.

00:35:46.000 And I said, you should have had kids. 1.00

00:35:48.000 You fucked up. 1.00

00:35:52.000 Didn't end well. 1.00

00:35:55.000 No, not that one.

00:35:56.000 Jay Johnson dated her. 1.00

00:35:58.000 He said her pussy felt like it was the size of a dime. 1.00

00:36:04.000 He said, I'd be surprised if you could get a dime in there, which is great. 1.00

00:36:08.000 But no, it's a different sister.

00:36:11.000 That's Lara Silverman.

00:36:14.000 Here was an interesting article, too.

00:36:16.000 It was, my son is better off without a father.

00:36:20.000 Now, here's the thing that women can do. 1.00

00:36:22.000 They are perpetual optimists, and they always see the good in everyone.

00:36:26.000 And when they look at the kids' drawings, they say it's beautiful no matter what it is.

00:36:30.000 Men are much more cynical, and that's not that good.

00:36:34.000 You should have colored it in.

00:36:35.000 And we are critical.

00:36:36.000 You need that yin-yang. 0.97

00:36:38.000 But it's funny when you hear single moms talk, everything is positive, everything is great, including the fact that I don't have a father figure for my kid. 0.54

00:36:48.000 But listen to this.

00:36:49.000 She's talking about raising her kid.

00:36:50.000 Maybe scroll down.

00:36:52.000 There she is.

00:36:53.000 She's so pretty.

00:36:54.000 I think she just had a baby made. 0.93

00:36:56.000 I think like she had some guy jizz in her who was handsome and smart and didn't want to spend time with her.

00:37:02.000 And she thought, let's just do it. 1.00

00:37:04.000 I've heard women say shit like that. 1.00

00:37:06.000 I want to just get pregnant. 1.00

00:37:08.000 Maybe I'll just get inseminated.

00:37:10.000 And one of my wife's friends was going to do that. 0.99

00:37:12.000 And I go, tell her not to. 1.00

00:37:13.000 That's fucked up. 0.99

00:37:15.000 You're starting a kid out with a known disadvantage on purpose. 0.99

00:37:20.000 By the way, off the record, where do you draw the line with that, the ethics of that? 0.76

00:37:24.000 Like a midget. 1.00

00:37:27.000 Should a midget have a kid knowing it's going to be a midget? 1.00

00:37:30.000 Or a deaf person? 0.65

00:37:32.000 Should a deaf person breed? 1.00

00:37:36.000 Should ugly people breed? 1.00

00:37:38.000 Just kidding. 0.99

00:37:39.000 No, but like a midget, sure, right? 1.00

00:37:44.000 I mean, it is a huge disadvantage.

00:37:45.000 I actually don't know.

00:37:46.000 A deaf person, well, they can get a cochlear implant.

00:37:49.000 A blind person, assuming it's 100% hereditary, it's definitely going to happen. 1.00

00:37:53.000 Should a blind person breed? 1.00

00:37:55.000 I don't think you should.

00:37:57.000 I don't think you should start out a kid blind.

00:38:00.000 And the midget thing, I could go either way on. 1.00

00:38:02.000 What do you think?

00:38:02.000 You're a midget, Ryan.

00:38:04.000 Should your parents have bred? 0.99

00:38:06.000 I think midgets and deaf people are fine, but what about just a perfectly healthy Puerto Rican person? 1.00

00:38:12.000 Should they be allowed?

00:38:13.000 Well, New York said no in the 50s.

00:38:15.000 New York was paying Puerto Ricans, I think it was 15 grand to have their tubes tied. 0.98

00:38:21.000 Jeez.

00:38:22.000 But listen to January Jones.

00:38:26.000 She's talking about raising a little kid without a father. 1.00

00:38:28.000 He spat out his blueberries, threw the eggs into the sink, was playing with his toast, and I just lost my shit. 1.00

00:38:33.000 And I took the plate and threw it in the garbage in tears. 1.00

00:38:35.000 Someone needs to be the mature one here, but I had a full tantrum.

00:38:39.000 In those moments, January sometimes wishes she has help.

00:38:43.000 I want a manly man in flannel with a beard and an axe, but then there's always something wrong, like he's a Republican.

00:38:52.000 So, in other words, she has chosen her political dogma over happiness. 1.00

00:38:58.000 These people would rather be miserable Than fucking have a life. 0.99

00:39:04.000 They'd rather die than be seen as racist, just like the coronavirus when all these New York politicians said, go to Chinatown, have fun. 1.00

00:39:11.000 But we're not talking about Corona.

00:39:14.000 Also in the news, Justice for Liberty.

00:39:17.000 So that site was hacked by Antifa about three months ago.

00:39:21.000 I won't get into exactly how.

00:39:22.000 I don't want to give them the credit.

00:39:23.000 So if you donated, say, three weeks ago, your donation got sort of stuck behind a dam because when we saw the Antifa hack, we stopped them all.

00:39:32.000 So they all piled up.

00:39:34.000 If you donated like three days ago, since we've fixed it, it's going to go through no problem.

00:39:38.000 If you've noticed it hasn't gone through from your bank, then redonate.

00:39:43.000 I have a list of people.

00:39:44.000 I'm going to be calling them all individually and telling them that because I still have their names and numbers.

00:39:48.000 But yeah, major problem there, now fixed.

00:39:56.000 The last thing I want to talk about with feminism is, and isn't it interesting, by the way, that they hacked a site, Antifa hacked a site that was for a little black baby trying to get him some Christmas presents, her some Christmas presents? 1.00

00:40:14.000 Doesn't that really show you how fucking unethical they are? 0.94

00:40:17.000 But here's the last little bit on my feminism list. 1.00

00:40:20.000 Guess what?

00:40:21.000 Don't look this up yet, Ryan.

00:40:22.000 What do you think the average weight is for a 20-year-old woman in America? 1.00

00:40:28.000 123 pounds.

00:40:30.000 170.

00:40:32.000 Yeah.

00:40:33.000 And she's like 5'6 or something? 1.00

00:40:37.000 That's a bit. 0.58

00:40:38.000 Yeah, that's pretty kind of fat.

00:40:38.000 That's fat.

00:40:41.000 Click on that.

00:40:42.000 It's 2'4.

00:40:44.000 I was stunned when I saw these.

00:40:45.000 I wonder if they would break it down by race.

00:40:47.000 2-4.

00:40:52.000 Yeah, go down. 1.00

00:40:54.000 Look at this shit. 1.00

00:40:56.000 Wait, no. 1.00

00:40:59.000 Yeah, go up, go, go up, go up.

00:41:01.000 20 to 39, 167, 168 pounds, 40 to 50, 170.

00:41:01.000 There, there.

00:41:08.000 60 and older, they go back down again.

00:41:10.000 But that's different because these 60 and older were from a different time.

00:41:14.000 When these ones get to be this, this is going to go up.

00:41:17.000 Right.

00:41:17.000 I think maybe we need to dial back the body positivity.

00:41:21.000 Shall we?

00:41:22.000 We're getting a little too generous. 1.00

00:41:27.000 All right, let's just look at random stupid shit. 1.00

00:41:35.000 I follow John Joseph on Instagram with my secret account. 1.00

00:41:39.000 And fuck, he's good. 0.99

00:41:41.000 Check out 1-2. 0.99

00:41:42.000 This is a Motocross wipeout.

00:41:49.000 Oh, it's a private account?

00:41:51.000 All right, let me follow and see how quick that can be resolved.

00:41:51.000 Yeah.

00:41:55.000 All right.

00:41:56.000 Okay, let's do this then.

00:41:58.000 Go to 1-4.

00:41:59.000 I saw this on Twitter.

00:42:02.000 The DNC has a new ad out about how horrible we are.

00:42:06.000 And it's stop, stop.

00:42:08.000 So make it full screen.

00:42:09.000 So it starts with this guy.

00:42:10.000 That's a Princeton professor named Eddie Gowd.

00:42:13.000 He is the head of African American Studies at Princeton. 1.00

00:42:18.000 Do you know how much bullshit is in Africa? 1.00

00:42:21.000 Go on 1.5. 1.00

00:42:22.000 This is African American Studies.

00:42:26.000 Lots of dance.

00:42:28.000 Dance comes up quite a bit in these curriculums.

00:42:31.000 African American studies and the philosophy of race. 0.95

00:42:34.000 So, you know, he has to bitch about racism or he's out of a job. 0.75

00:42:37.000 It has to be a major trouble in society or there's no curriculum. 0.99

00:42:42.000 If blacks aren't being oppressed, then what are we going to talk about? 0.77

00:42:45.000 Research methods, the American dance experience, and Africanist dance practices.

00:42:54.000 Topics in Africa.

00:42:55.000 Introduction to African literature.

00:42:57.000 Okay, there's one reasonable one.

00:42:59.000 20th century African American art.

00:43:00.000 Sure.

00:43:01.000 Jazz history.

00:43:02.000 Many sounds.

00:43:03.000 Many voices.

00:43:04.000 Keep going.

00:43:05.000 Global race and ethnicity.

00:43:07.000 Look at this.

00:43:08.000 Special topics in urban dance.

00:43:11.000 That's a class.

00:43:13.000 This is this academic.

00:43:14.000 This is this authority.

00:43:17.000 Oh, by the way, I noticed when I was looking up academics, they use the word work a lot.

00:43:24.000 Thanks for putting in the work.

00:43:27.000 That's the prison term, the work.

00:43:30.000 That's what gangs talk about.

00:43:32.000 And I think black culture, which often gets its influences from prison, like the baggy pants came from baggy prison uniforms, they've taken jail terms. 0.95

00:43:46.000 Did I put that in there?

00:43:46.000 Do you have that here?

00:43:48.000 Yeah, here it is.

00:43:49.000 It's 1.6.

00:43:51.000 Putting in the work.

00:43:54.000 That's what like the Aryan nations will say.

00:43:57.000 Thank you, blah, blah, blah, for being a leader who unites us for the work.

00:44:02.000 And this is this woman who just did a seminar, and she brought these books to the seminar for a bunch of white teachers to read so they can learn about white fragility. 0.61

00:44:10.000 By the way, Milo took this book apart.

00:44:12.000 He ripped it to shreds.

00:44:14.000 It's really worth checking out.

00:44:15.000 But look at the, this is what our teachers are being taught.

00:44:19.000 And they're using gang terms to do it.

00:44:23.000 Okay, before we get back to that, Professor, here's one more thing.

00:44:25.000 Now, this isn't his fault.

00:44:27.000 But again, I just, I had to show you this because I couldn't believe such a thing exists. 0.98

00:44:32.000 I fucking hate school so much. 0.55

00:44:34.000 No, no, this is 1.7, Ryan. 0.99

00:44:38.000 Creative Computing Institute is giving out MA Internet Equalities.

00:44:44.000 I don't know what MA means.

00:44:46.000 Look at this white guy in the back laughing.

00:44:46.000 It's a master's.

00:44:48.000 That's me.

00:44:50.000 But look at this write-up for this class.

00:44:52.000 Did we already cover this on the show?

00:44:54.000 No.

00:44:55.000 I've got such a pile of notes here because we've been mumbo-jumboed over the past two weeks.

00:45:02.000 This class explores how power relations are organized, embedded, and perpetuated in internet technologies.

00:45:09.000 So code is now racist.

00:45:12.000 And how they can be reorganized or challenged through critical, creative, and activist practice.

00:45:20.000 This course is subject to validation, blah, blah, blah.

00:45:23.000 During validation, there may be some course changes.

00:45:26.000 Why choose this course?

00:45:27.000 High quality research-informed team, critical Engagement with technology.

00:45:33.000 This course provides students a range of disciplinary backgrounds with the skills to understand and implement applied equality in technology development. 0.98

00:45:42.000 How about you just develop the technology and not worry about what race the person is who's coming up with the fucking code? 0.96

00:45:49.000 Anyway, I give you all this background so you know who you're talking to or who you're listening to when this Princeton professor starts bitching about Trump. 0.99

00:46:00.000 And I'll take the hit on it.

00:46:02.000 Go back, go back.

00:46:05.000 I'll take the hit on it.

00:46:06.000 You're in a commercial.

00:46:08.000 Clearly people loved it.

00:46:10.000 Your people loved it.

00:46:12.000 I'll say this, and I'll take the hit on it.

00:46:15.000 What we know is that the country has been playing politics for a long time on this country.

00:46:22.000 You want to get into the KKK and Confederacy?

00:46:25.000 Do you want to get into that?

00:46:26.000 You want to get into Robert Byrd and the liberals who supported the KKK?

00:46:30.000 And then you have, what is this?

00:46:32.000 What's his name?

00:46:35.000 No, can't we all just get along guy?

00:46:37.000 Marion Berrien.

00:46:38.000 Marion Berry? 0.98

00:46:40.000 That's a crackhead mayor. 1.00

00:46:43.000 The guy who got the shit kicked out of him. 1.00

00:46:45.000 Something King. 0.99

00:46:46.000 King, yeah.

00:46:47.000 Rodney King.

00:46:48.000 Rodney King, who led the police through the suburbs on a wild chase, endangering hundreds of lives.

00:46:55.000 Eventually, they catch him.

00:46:57.000 The two guys he's with immediately comply, put their hands behind their back.

00:47:00.000 He won't get down.

00:47:01.000 They tase him.

00:47:02.000 He laughs in their face.

00:47:03.000 Then they beat him.

00:47:04.000 You just saw that last little bit and here it is in a commercial.

00:47:07.000 We know this.

00:47:08.000 He's a manifestation of the ugliness that's in us.

00:47:12.000 Either we're going to change or we're going to do this again and again.

00:47:17.000 This is us.

00:47:19.000 Hail Trump.

00:47:21.000 Hail our people.

00:47:22.000 Hail victory.

00:47:23.000 Very fine people on both sides.

00:47:26.000 There is racism coming.

00:47:28.000 Of course, we have to show Charlottesville and Heather hire. 0.64

00:47:31.000 Richard Spencer is in there saying, hail Trump. 0.98

00:47:34.000 Yes, racists, some racists like him. 1.00

00:47:37.000 Some racists use toilet paper. 0.99

00:47:39.000 That's called guilt by association. 1.00

00:47:41.000 And look at this fucking clown. 1.00

00:47:43.000 Isn't it funny that his career and his presidential run was torpedoed by the fact that he's a white male when he was pushing identity politics so hard? 1.00

00:47:51.000 And then when it came to the fact that he's one of the bad people he talks about, he tried to twist it around and go, well, what I would do is I would consult other people and people of color and women throughout my presidential term.

00:48:03.000 Why don't we just get rid of you? 1.00

00:48:04.000 Then we don't have to worry about your whiteness. 1.00

00:48:07.000 Out of the White House. 1.00

00:48:08.000 What the fuck are we doing? 1.00

00:48:11.000 Alyssa Milano is in your commercial, DNC? 1.00

00:48:15.000 Is this a trailer for a movie or is this just a commercial to say fuck Trump? 0.99

00:48:19.000 And by the way, the effing is obviously trying to get the young people excited. 1.00

00:48:23.000 So we're kind of badass and we say fuck in our commercials. 1.00

00:48:27.000 What on earth is going on? 1.00

00:48:29.000 The third deadly mass shooting in a week.

00:48:32.000 Once the country gets into a full-on just buzz.

00:48:34.000 So we just jump from racism to mass shootings.

00:48:38.000 I don't know why.

00:48:39.000 I guess Trump is responsible for Charlottesville.

00:48:42.000 And by the way, we know what happened with the, there are good people on both sides, right?

00:48:46.000 We know that he was talking about the people who wanted the statues to remain.

00:48:52.000 Against everyone race war, they're quite sure they'll win. 1.00

00:48:55.000 Our squad is big, and we won't get caught slipping.

00:48:59.000 You can knock us down.

00:49:00.000 You can never beat us.

00:49:02.000 And given the size of this squad in this great nation, we cannot, we will not be silenced.

00:49:11.000 Like members of the press.

00:49:11.000 I don't know.

00:49:12.000 What the fuck? 0.99

00:49:13.000 Connect the dots about what he's been doing in this country. 1.00

00:49:16.000 You know the shit he's been saying. 0.99

00:49:17.000 Wait, wait, wait, what's that? 1.00

00:49:18.000 Hate crimes increased 226%?

00:49:22.000 The reporting of hate crimes increased because the number of groups dedicated to fighting hate increased.

00:49:22.000 No.

00:49:30.000 Connect the dots about what he's been doing in this country.

00:49:32.000 It's not a movie. 1.00

00:49:33.000 You know the shit he's been saying. 0.99

00:49:34.000 He's not tolerating racism. 1.00

00:49:35.000 He's promoting.

00:49:36.000 Go back.

00:49:36.000 Wait a minute.

00:49:36.000 Go back.

00:49:37.000 What the fuck have his kids at a UFC thing got to do with hate crimes? 0.99

00:49:41.000 Because they're like, everything's good. 0.99

00:49:44.000 That's what they're trying to put across.

00:49:46.000 I don't understand.

00:49:47.000 As if they're seeing the stats and they're like, yeah, it's good.

00:49:49.000 Thumbs up.

00:49:50.000 We love it.

00:49:51.000 Yeah.

00:49:52.000 What a weird thing to do.

00:49:53.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:49:54.000 And then they show them clapping.

00:49:57.000 That's connect the dots about what he's been doing in this country.

00:50:00.000 Hate crimes, rock.

00:50:04.000 He's not tolerating violence.

00:50:05.000 He's inciting racism and violence in this country.

00:50:09.000 Just go back.

00:50:10.000 Isn't that funny that montage was fake? 0.95

00:50:12.000 Like, rapists, they are sending rapists. 1.00

00:50:15.000 Shithole countries. 0.97

00:50:16.000 I don't think that's been.

00:50:18.000 Has that been proven that he said that?

00:50:20.000 What? 0.53

00:50:21.000 Talking about shithole countries. 0.99

00:50:22.000 And they are shithole countries. 0.98

00:50:24.000 And we all know that. 0.97

00:50:24.000 That's why we don't go there. 0.97

00:50:25.000 Somebody in the meeting said that he had said that.

00:50:28.000 Right, yeah.

00:50:29.000 And then what else?

00:50:30.000 Invasion.

00:50:31.000 It is an invasion.

00:50:32.000 Go back.

00:50:33.000 They should go back. 0.99

00:50:34.000 And violence. 0.55

00:50:35.000 And then fake news.

00:50:36.000 So after a litany of fake news, they say he accuses us of sometimes having fake news. 1.00

00:50:41.000 Can you believe that shit? 0.99

00:50:42.000 Right after they lied and showed Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump going yes to hate crimes. 1.00

00:50:51.000 So he's a white nationalist domestic terrorist. 1.00

00:50:58.000 Gross. 1.00

00:50:59.000 Look at that. 0.99

00:51:00.000 Wow.

00:51:00.000 Sources.

00:51:02.000 That's all these sources.

00:51:03.000 Look at all the Twitter.

00:51:05.000 The Twitter's listed as a source.

00:51:11.000 Did Bob Maneri get back to you?

00:51:12.000 Who dat?

00:51:14.000 That Twitter.

00:51:16.000 Oh, let me see here.

00:51:19.000 Oh, yeah.

00:51:20.000 That was fast.

00:51:21.000 So is it on the story, right?

00:51:23.000 I'm guessing.

00:51:24.000 No.

00:51:24.000 Just click the links.

00:51:26.000 One, two.

00:51:29.000 Or you could have just clicked the motocross, guys, whatever.

00:51:33.000 This guy's giving me a headache.

00:51:34.000 It's one, two.

00:51:35.000 Okay, gotcha.

00:51:36.000 Come on, Ryan.

00:51:39.000 I don't know why they do this every year.

00:51:41.000 All it takes is one, and there he goes right there.

00:51:44.000 Down he goes and smashing up the rocks and flying down the mountain they go.

00:51:52.000 And the ones that are coming down the hill a little bit later, just getting the message the hard way. 0.99

00:51:57.000 They are fucking messy zombies over. 0.98

00:52:00.000 And it looks like a bunch of swift ants on the side of that mountain. 0.99

00:52:05.000 As you can see, it is a nightmare.

00:52:07.000 For those who didn't make it through, they qualify the next round. 1.00

00:52:11.000 For those who didn't make it down the hill, well, they're fucked. 1.00

00:52:14.000 And there's a lot more of them coming. 1.00

00:52:16.000 It looks like the fucking zombie apocalypse making its way down the hill, all dressed the same, so you can't tell them apart. 0.98

00:52:23.000 And they're still flipping and flopping all around. 0.99

00:52:25.000 There goes another one, another bike right on some dude's head.

00:52:29.000 And another unsuccessful race down the hill.

00:52:32.000 They check at 1-3.

00:52:34.000 This is how I discovered him was 1-3.

00:52:36.000 I didn't know rats fight like this.

00:52:39.000 Rats fight like humans. 0.99

00:52:41.000 Well, they said, everybody, not to panic, remain calm.

00:52:44.000 Well, I don't know. 1.00

00:52:45.000 There's two fucking rats fighting over food. 1.00

00:52:47.000 You tell me how the world's looking right now. 1.00

00:52:50.000 They were told to wait in line at the grocery store and go two at a time. 1.00

00:52:54.000 And they said, fuck it. 1.00

00:52:55.000 Let's throw down right here, right now. 1.00

00:52:58.000 Big right jab there from the little rat on the right has the advantage right now. 0.71

00:53:04.000 You see him using his hands.

00:53:05.000 He's trying to grapple him as he hops on top of the counter.

00:53:09.000 He's got an angle now.

00:53:11.000 Children watching at home, turn your heads.

00:53:13.000 This is not Ratatouille.

00:53:15.000 This is Ratatouille on crack, the X-rated version.

00:53:18.000 Both trying to just get a piece of cheese at the market. 0.99

00:53:22.000 And now he all out fucking warfare. 0.99

00:53:25.000 He dressed his dad up like the Ratatouille villain. 1.00

00:53:28.000 No.

00:53:28.000 And it looks exactly like him.

00:53:33.000 Sorry, I'm going all over the place here.

00:53:35.000 I should have saved those Bob Mineries. 0.57

00:53:36.000 Is there an autofocus thing happening?

00:53:38.000 No.

00:53:39.000 I should have saved those Bob Mineries for the end, but we have good stuff at the end.

00:53:43.000 But I thought this was an interesting study.

00:53:46.000 This is 1.8.

00:53:47.000 Several universities maintain artificial intelligence system designed to monitor social media websites and report users who post hate speech in a study published in May.

00:53:57.000 Researchers at Cornell discovered that systems flag tweets that likely come from black social media users more often, according to campus reform.

00:54:06.000 So they're saying that these bots are racist because, and this is the argument we've heard a million times, if blacks are collared more in an action, then that action is racist.

00:54:17.000 So say you said as the mayor, we're going to crack down on people who haven't paid their parking tickets.

00:54:23.000 If that ended up getting a lot of black people's cars confiscated, then that action is racist, even though you didn't go in thinking that.

00:54:31.000 So they go with the result, then they work backwards from there.

00:54:34.000 So they noticed that these black social media guys are getting collared more. 0.52

00:54:39.000 But the study's authors found that according to the AI system's definition of abusive speech, tweets written in African-American English are abusive at substantially higher rates.

00:54:48.000 The study also revered that black-aligned tweets are sexist at almost twice the rate of white-aligned tweets.

00:54:57.000 This is what I, like I was watching Star Wars last night, and I was remembering that the author said, you know, the dark side is all about white supremacy.

00:55:06.000 And make no mistake, this is about white nationalism and fighting the dark side and blah, blah, blah.

00:55:11.000 And you go, okay, let's break that down a little bit.

00:55:13.000 Shall we, just for fun? 0.85

00:55:15.000 That is saying white pride is a sin because pride is a sin.

00:55:20.000 Got it. 0.99

00:55:21.000 It's not a sin when it's gay pride, by the way, or black pride. 0.99

00:55:24.000 But white pride is a sin. 0.97

00:55:24.000 That's fine. 0.97

00:55:26.000 And I kind of understand that.

00:55:28.000 You know, you're walking around going, white people are the best. 0.85

00:55:28.000 I get that. 0.85

00:55:31.000 We built all this.

00:55:32.000 We're number one. 1.00

00:55:32.000 You suck. 1.00

00:55:34.000 It would be like if you're a dad in a house and you said, this is all mine. 1.00

00:55:39.000 I paid for all this.

00:55:40.000 You see your clothes?

00:55:41.000 Those are my clothes.

00:55:42.000 I paid for those clothes.

00:55:43.000 See the food you're eating?

00:55:44.000 That's my food.

00:55:45.000 You're under my house.

00:55:46.000 I'm the king.

00:55:46.000 I did that.

00:55:47.000 That would be annoying.

00:55:48.000 And that would mean you're not a good father.

00:55:50.000 So you shouldn't do that.

00:55:51.000 Gotcha.

00:55:52.000 But that's one sin, and you're only concerned with one group doing it.

00:55:59.000 And yet, like all the other sins, coveting thy neighbor's wife, gluttony.

00:56:06.000 When we see fat people, we praise them and say, we have to stay body positive.

00:56:10.000 You're not prettier than me.

00:56:12.000 You know, that shirt.

00:56:12.000 You're thinner than me.

00:56:13.000 So gluttony is okay. 0.99

00:56:15.000 Coveting thy neighbor's wife with porn is totally cool. 1.00

00:56:19.000 Murder, murdering babies seems to be good. 1.00

00:56:21.000 And even, as I said on the other show there, I can think of like people I know who potentially murdered someone, like the woman I think likely murdered Elliott Smith, Jennifer Chiba.

00:56:35.000 And she was still amongst our friends.

00:56:38.000 It was still cool.

00:56:39.000 But Trump supporters, no, they have to go. 0.86

00:56:41.000 They're white pride. 0.56

00:56:43.000 So it's weird that we totally ignore all of these sins and are completely, like that commercial, completely focused on one group doing one of those sins.

00:56:54.000 What a waste of energy. 0.99

00:56:56.000 Especially when the evidence is Heather Heyer and Donald Trump Jr. going like this at a fucking wrestling match. 1.00

00:57:04.000 But by the way, the reason they use that black guy in that commercial is because we like it when blacks emote, because they seem more interesting than us, and they might very well be. 0.99

00:57:15.000 But I thought this was funny when 1-9 with AOC was trying to do what that black guy did, but she just, she flails too much. 1.00

00:57:26.000 What did the Senate majority fight for?

00:57:28.000 One of the largest corporate bailouts with as few strings as possible in American history?

00:57:34.000 Shameful.

00:57:35.000 The greed.

00:57:36.000 Now I may have lost my train of thought several minutes ago, but if I continue to talk like this, no one will notice.

00:57:44.000 And when I stop, you will applaud my energy.

00:57:48.000 Thank you.

00:57:54.000 What did the Senate majority?

00:57:57.000 And then there's Haley Stevens.

00:57:59.000 I'd never heard of her before.

00:58:00.000 And I know I said no coronavirus, but this isn't really that. 0.98

00:58:03.000 Look at this lunatic. 0.97

00:58:06.000 You will see darkness. 1.00

00:58:08.000 You will be pushed.

00:58:09.000 And there will be.

00:58:11.000 will see darkness?

00:58:12.000 That's why folks like this are important, and this is why the NRA is time to go!

00:58:19.000 Go! 1.00

00:58:28.000 Fucking lunatics. 1.00

00:58:29.000 Whoa. 1.00

00:58:30.000 What happened?

00:58:31.000 Scary.

00:58:32.000 Yeah, spooky, huh?

00:58:34.000 Oh, Ryan was at the border.

00:58:36.000 We forgot to talk about this.

00:58:37.000 I was at the border.

00:58:38.000 You were working for Rebel News.

00:58:40.000 Yes.

00:58:41.000 And you drove up to the border.

00:58:42.000 What was your point of that particular exercise?

00:58:46.000 The point of the entire investigation was that there's no extra security during this trying time.

00:58:53.000 But you went up to the border and you were immediately surrounded with border guards from both sides.

00:58:58.000 No, I was there for about 10 minutes and but there was no fence or any sort of signs that say you need to turn around.

00:59:08.000 But there was a big building there full of cops that if you crossed over, they would have apprehended you.

00:59:12.000 That's what they say is the welcome center.

00:59:15.000 And then there was some footage of people still coming over.

00:59:17.000 Yeah, but I've heard that it's the welcome center, but that wasn't proven.

00:59:21.000 Well, visually, there's no more patrol than usual.

00:59:25.000 Is there a reporter?

00:59:26.000 Well, they just wanted to see because they can't get anywhere near that.

00:59:29.000 Can you not find the clip?

00:59:31.000 Oh, I can't.

00:59:33.000 What were you looking for just then?

00:59:38.000 All right.

00:59:39.000 And here we go.

00:59:40.000 Here we are.

00:59:42.000 Oh, that's.

00:59:43.000 Boy, they've already put out two videos since Sunday.

00:59:46.000 Yep.

00:59:47.000 He was really churning them out.

00:59:50.000 Look, you're already way down there.

00:59:52.000 You're already the 12th video.

00:59:53.000 Dang.

00:59:54.000 Walk around here and then abating and abetting.

00:59:58.000 People sometimes murder a little cat, right? 0.83

01:00:00.000 Kill somebody in New York City, skip in the candle, they never catch them.

01:00:06.000 Why would you never catch them? 0.95

01:00:07.000 Ryan Katsu Rivera here.

01:00:08.000 By the way, just pause.

01:00:09.000 You know what I learned from this?

01:00:11.000 What?

01:00:12.000 If you have a wool shirt, do not wash it in the dryer because it'll shrink so much that you'll have to give it to an Asian man. 1.00

01:00:18.000 And then you'll be watching news and you'll see one of your favorite shirts on a shrimp.

01:00:24.000 That is mine. 0.99

01:00:25.000 On a gay midget. 1.00

01:00:25.000 Yes. 1.00

01:00:26.000 Shrimp shirt. 0.98

01:00:27.000 Who lives in a place he calls the fag zone. 0.99

01:00:30.000 None of that is true besides the shirt.

01:00:35.000 They make it pretty clear for you to stop and that you'll be returned back to the United States.

01:00:40.000 That's my reporter voice.

01:00:42.000 You could tell.

01:00:46.000 Over 50,000 have been taken in.

01:00:49.000 This is post-COVID, COVID.

01:00:52.000 Because they have the face masks and they have the gloves, and there's more footage of that.

01:00:56.000 Where'd you get?

01:00:56.000 You didn't get that from me.

01:00:57.000 No, no idea now.

01:00:59.000 But Trudeau got a lot of pressure from people because of the quarantine.

01:01:03.000 The quarantine down.

01:01:04.000 Oh, my God.

01:01:05.000 Why are you wearing two?

01:01:06.000 What are you, Steve Bannon?

01:01:07.000 Why do you have two collared shirts?

01:01:09.000 I don't know.

01:01:09.000 You're treating one of them as a jacket?

01:01:11.000 Technically, you have two collars on right now.

01:01:13.000 What's that?

01:01:14.000 Yeah.

01:01:15.000 I'm using one as a jacket.

01:01:19.000 So I don't really see what information you got.

01:01:22.000 Is there any visual...

01:01:26.000 David Menzies and his other reporters couldn't get close to the border at all.

01:01:30.000 They stopped.

01:01:31.000 On the Canadian side.

01:01:31.000 Yeah.

01:01:32.000 So it's probably because Trudeau hasn't done anything different.

01:01:36.000 Like, that's what that place looks like all the time.

01:01:38.000 But he said he would bolster security up and he just...

01:01:44.000 And then his wife got a Chinese virus and he goes, we're closing the borders.

01:01:52.000 Last piece of news before we go and look at, oh, we got to do mail.

01:01:52.000 All right.

01:01:55.000 Pizza news?

01:01:57.000 Pizza news.

01:01:58.000 Yeah, today in pizza news.

01:01:59.000 Oh, just that I saw this article 2.6 that people always claim that Mexican, these illegals are a benefit to us and they pay tons of tax and we need them and they're so valuable.

01:02:11.000 And I've always argued that they are a welfare deficit, right?

01:02:16.000 And I always get told, no, they pay tons of tax.

01:02:19.000 What are you talking about, sales tax?

01:02:21.000 Because look at this.

01:02:23.000 Percentage of U.S. immigrants using welfare by region of origin, Central American Mexico, 73% of Mexican immigrants are using welfare.

01:02:35.000 That's a lot.

01:02:37.000 That's a bad number. 0.99

01:02:38.000 That's three in four people are on fucking welfare. 0.99

01:02:42.000 How did you get here? 1.00

01:02:45.000 All right.

01:02:45.000 Should we do the mailbag song?

01:02:47.000 We shall.

01:02:49.000 Sorry, we don't have a desk.

01:02:50.000 Everything is very primitive now. 1.00

01:02:52.000 Ryan, shut up. 1.00

01:02:53.000 You don't have a desk. 1.00

01:02:56.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:03:02.000 Let me touch it.

01:03:04.000 I should have gone through these and found out which ones are good.

01:03:09.000 Good at it if you're not.

01:03:10.000 Getting good at it, if you will.

01:03:12.000 Is that a good background for now?

01:03:14.000 My podcast.

01:03:15.000 Huh?

01:03:19.000 Thank you.

01:03:21.000 There we go.

01:03:23.000 Oh, we got a ton.

01:03:25.000 So weird.

01:03:25.000 Last live show, we had no new ones, and now we have 8 million.

01:03:29.000 All right, this is from a guy named Dizamel. 0.99

01:03:32.000 That's a weird fucking name. 1.00

01:03:34.000 You can thank your parents for that. 0.98

01:03:36.000 Hey guys, just subscribe, and I see you're working on lots of stuff, but being able to add videos to favorites would be an awesome feature to have.

01:03:43.000 Good point.

01:03:44.000 This one's from Patrick. 0.97

01:03:46.000 Hey guys, I watched The Hunt and thought it was fucking awesome. 0.84

01:03:49.000 Then I watched the GL ML, the hunt, and thoroughly enjoyed you retards miss every aspect of the plot. 1.00

01:03:54.000 Brilliant.

01:03:55.000 Although the movie was great, I wanted to point out how obvious it was that the movie was made by liberals.

01:04:01.000 The stereotypes they used to portray right-wingers revealed how completely unfair they are with actual right-wing views, and their portrayal of leftists was pretty spot-on, but exaggerated.

01:04:11.000 Another giveaway was the scene that you guys missed, where the dying consultant asks the main chick if she served, to which she replied she was in Afghanistan.

01:04:20.000 Then she asks him if he served and he said National Guard. 0.99

01:04:25.000 She then goes on to shit talk him about he wasn't in the shit or something along those lines. 0.99

01:04:30.000 Anyone who actually knows people who served knows that the National Guard are commonly deployed to war zones. 0.99

01:04:36.000 They have infantry units and even have special forces. 1.00

01:04:40.000 Fuck your Oxford comma. 1.00

01:04:41.000 England is a fag country. 1.00

01:04:43.000 Let me fuck you with my heels on. 1.00

01:04:45.000 Fuck, I was listening to random music on my headphones walking through the park with my dog. 1.00

01:04:51.000 And that lady saw came on and I mumbled, I'm gonna fuck you with my heels on, right as I passed a person. 1.00

01:04:59.000 And if he didn't see my earbuds or know the song, which he doesn't, he thought I was just like going, hey, I want to fuck you with my heels on no okay fine don't tell your wife that i said that it'd be great if you got like a new helmet the day before he's like wow this new helmet's really getting some good responses what new helmet yeah he did something new like he did his hair a certain way and then he's like wow what's a helmet he's on a bike he wasn't on a bike oh you physically just walked past a person oh i thought you were there was a bike i thought there 0.99

01:05:29.000 was a bike involved.

01:05:30.000 How does Terrence Howard pronounce abogino?

01:05:36.000 God bless Corey Bell.

01:05:38.000 I would imagine he pronounces it abogino.

01:05:41.000 Otis Simbo, abogino.

01:05:44.000 Yeah, he probably says abogino.

01:05:46.000 This is from John.

01:05:49.000 Subliminal trans life serial commercial.

01:05:53.000 Salutations.

01:05:54.000 The other day I was wasting some time with the wife watching Game Show Network and this life serial commercial comes on.

01:05:58.000 If you recall the older version oh my god, Kumya sent me this too.

01:06:01.000 If you recall the older versions of these commercials it always featured a little boy named Mikey and it went like this.

01:06:11.000 Mikey likes it.

01:06:12.000 And then he has a list of commercials one of them is from the 1070s.

01:06:18.000 John, I do not believe they had commercials in the 1070s.

01:06:23.000 They barely had a civilization.

01:06:25.000 Isn't that the, what is that, the Bronze Age?

01:06:28.000 I don't think, we barely had homes.

01:06:31.000 All right, I'm just getting all these links ready here.

01:06:33.000 Okay.

01:06:34.000 I'm glad this came up.

01:06:35.000 Thank you for sending this letter in.

01:06:38.000 Okay, that's...

01:06:39.000 All right.

01:06:40.000 Thank you.

01:06:46.000 What's this stuff?

01:06:47.000 What's this stuff?

01:06:48.000 Some cereal.

01:06:49.000 It's supposed to be good for you.

01:06:50.000 Did you try it?

01:06:51.000 I'm not gonna try it.

01:06:52.000 You try it.

01:06:53.000 I'm not gonna try it.

01:06:55.000 Let's get Mikey. 0.99

01:06:56.000 Yeah.

01:06:57.000 He won't need it.

01:06:59.000 He hates everything.

01:07:02.000 He likes it.

01:07:03.000 Hey Mikey.

01:07:04.000 When you bring life home, don't tell the kids it's one of those nutritional cereals you've been trying to get them to eat.

01:07:10.000 You're the only one who has...

01:07:11.000 By the way, that's a really good commercial.

01:07:12.000 It's well paced.

01:07:14.000 You have the two characters and then you add the kid at the end who doesn't like anything, but he likes that.

01:07:20.000 Your kids will like it.

01:07:21.000 Gotcha.

01:07:22.000 Be nice.

01:07:23.000 Mom's fine.

01:07:25.000 So, Uncle Mikey, our favorite babysitter.

01:07:28.000 Got any plans for making it through the morning?

01:07:30.000 Breakfast.

01:07:31.000 Life cereal.

01:07:32.000 We want...

01:07:32.000 won't like it wait a minute they were outside and they came in for breakfast same way live cereal what time do these kids have breakfast 11 a.m they intermittently fast don't you eat breakfast before you go out and play okay but anyway we got that all right cute update and now with the 2020 video hello again my sheep life what are you pausing that for okay hello again my chip life anything

01:08:03.000 healthy?

01:08:04.000 Just pause.

01:08:05.000 What's the Asian girl doing? 1.00

01:08:07.000 Is she adopted?

01:08:09.000 I don't know what...

01:08:10.000 If she's sleeping over, when kids sleep over, they have breakfast together.

01:08:14.000 What, has the Asian girl been up for like two hours and her friend, the host of the sleepover, just woke up?

01:08:19.000 That's not how it works.

01:08:21.000 Just stick an Asian girl in a commercial for diversity. 1.00

01:08:26.000 That's the mother. 1.00

01:08:29.000 She likes it.

01:08:33.000 See, who is the Asian girl? 1.00

01:08:37.000 I don't know.

01:08:38.000 But everything about that's creepy.

01:08:40.000 And they've ruined the whole concept. 1.00

01:08:42.000 We don't know that this bitch doesn't eat life cereal. 1.00

01:08:45.000 Like in the first one, it goes, this is Mikey. 1.00

01:08:49.000 He hates cereal.

01:08:50.000 He's not a good cereal person.

01:08:52.000 Let's see if he'll eat it.

01:08:53.000 Oh, he likes it.

01:08:54.000 Even snobs like it. 0.99

01:08:55.000 She's just sitting there.

01:08:57.000 Look at this.

01:08:58.000 He sends data.

01:08:59.000 Data.

01:09:00.000 Dota.

01:09:02.000 Boy's name, meaning, origin, and popularity.

01:09:05.000 Ranked number 794.

01:09:07.000 Down 77% from 2019.

01:09:10.000 And now 2019, it's Oh, so I guess the Asian says she doesn't like healthy stuff and dad passes the bull. 1.00

01:09:19.000 That wasn't very clear.

01:09:20.000 No.

01:09:21.000 I've never met a girl named Mikey. 1.00

01:09:23.000 It just seems like they're trying to sneak some shit into our kids'heads. 1.00

01:09:27.000 Yeah, they absolutely are. 1.00

01:09:29.000 That's a fucking annoying commercial. 0.98

01:09:30.000 Hey, Gavin, you took some real risks with Gary and Copper Cab, but I'm loving it. 0.99

01:09:35.000 Of course, your show is a bread and butter.

01:09:36.000 Well worth the subscription on its own.

01:09:37.000 You know, I got a letter the other day.

01:09:39.000 I don't think it's here.

01:09:40.000 Where the guy goes, hey, just because there's a pandemic doesn't mean you can cut down your content to a quarter of what it used to be.

01:09:47.000 And then I look at the site.

01:09:49.000 They've had like two videos a day.

01:09:51.000 Biggs is uploading just stuff.

01:09:54.000 Just extra content.

01:09:55.000 all our shows have been over two hours.

01:09:57.000 They're longer than ever.

01:09:57.000 Which is almost an hour more than usual.

01:09:59.000 So we've been churning it out like motherfuckers. 0.98

01:10:04.000 talking about maybe he was trying to write some other company and people like sam hyde will go weeks without doing content crowder will take huge breaks we ain't take no break we don't take no nappy nappy china is not china is asshole but we are not asshole china is asshole um and yeah when you signed up for censor.tv it was just me and i only said four days a week so you know this is one of the oldest symbols 0.98

01:10:35.000 you know all right william hart uh congratulations congratulations on the rebel gig is it just me or has ezra molded its reporters into conservative icons or stars when is ezra coming onto the show i'm mad at ezra why he's always 0.99

01:10:54.000 shitting on me go fuck yourself my friend yeah he said that to me twice two separate occasions he said emailed me and said go fuck yourself my friend um and he he gave me a pile of shit for getting kicked out of c-pack and i'm like are you blind that was one of my greatest moments in history my dad called me up 0.99

01:11:24.000 laughing from that that was an epic moment i totally eviscerated jared holt and that whole pussy contingent will what's his name what's summer ran away fuck and i i just resent by the way at c-pack how we're supposed to sit there and live among people who actively try to ruin our lives and our children's lives and our marriages and our careers. 1.00

01:11:52.000 These guys are out there to sabotage our lives and we're supposed to go, can you, like, what about that in the real world? 0.99

01:11:59.000 If someone was rubbing shit on your door, and then you see them at a local restaurant, you're supposed to say, hey, how's it going? 0.99

01:12:05.000 No. 0.99

01:12:07.000 Hey, McGinnis, I just want to say that you and your homunculus, homunculous sidekick. 0.73

01:12:13.000 What does that mean?

01:12:13.000 I don't know.

01:12:14.000 Let's ask the machine.

01:12:16.000 The internet machine.

01:12:17.000 I'm getting this picture right now.

01:12:18.000 Homonculus.

01:12:19.000 I like learning big words.

01:12:22.000 It means a mixed race person of small stature who nicknames his abode something to the tune of fag zone. 1.00

01:12:32.000 What? 0.97

01:12:33.000 Yeah.

01:12:33.000 That is inaccurate, but specific.

01:12:35.000 It's a very specific word.

01:12:37.000 It must not get used a lot.

01:12:38.000 Specific and inaccurate, yes.

01:12:40.000 A homunculus is a representation of a small human being.

01:12:44.000 Oh, you were close.

01:12:47.000 Folklore, so it means little.

01:12:49.000 Little.

01:12:50.000 Little guy.

01:12:51.000 Lil Rye.

01:12:52.000 Little guy.

01:12:53.000 Little guy.

01:12:54.000 He's just a little slight.

01:12:55.000 It's okay.

01:12:56.000 People get slight sometimes.

01:12:58.000 Not everybody could be tall.

01:13:00.000 We're doing our best.

01:13:05.000 Your show is all right.

01:13:06.000 Makes lockdown from the Chinese pox manageable, I suppose. 1.00

01:13:08.000 I don't want to give your big fat Scottish head more reason to self-inflate. 1.00

01:13:11.000 Want to send you two gee bags a copy of my book? 1.00

01:13:14.000 I don't want your fucking book. 1.00

01:13:16.000 Come to Ireland, no. 1.00

01:13:18.000 All right.

01:13:19.000 Anthony, what's up with Ryan?

01:13:21.000 Moonlighting with the Rebel.

01:13:22.000 Actually, not bad reporting.

01:13:24.000 And you maintained a lot of poise under pressure.

01:13:26.000 Nothing wrong with that.

01:13:30.000 I don't know what he discovered, but okay.

01:13:33.000 Nothing wrong with that.

01:13:36.000 Who's giggling fanatically in that clip? 0.52

01:13:39.000 The reporter.

01:13:40.000 She's just being charmed.

01:13:43.000 Hey guys, I've been following Gavin since Revel News, where I guess you revel in the truth.

01:13:48.000 I'm 22 in university, living with two roommates.

01:13:50.000 I recently implemented Gavin's dishwashing schedule, modified to using a dishwasher.

01:13:55.000 You unload the clean dishwasher, the drying rack, and load any dirty plates, cutlery from the sink, and around the kitchen on your day.

01:14:02.000 Then you flip your name over.

01:14:04.000 I'd like to thank Gavin for all the advice over the years.

01:14:08.000 P.S. It was cool seeing Robert.

01:14:10.000 Oh, so that's a good, that's, that's what we had.

01:14:12.000 Now we had a nail, and you would, it was much more, like it would get ripped to shreds as we took the paper off the front and put it around to the back.

01:14:19.000 This rotating keychain is a much smarter way to do it.

01:14:23.000 Good work, sir.

01:14:24.000 And then go down?

01:14:27.000 What's that?

01:14:30.000 Yeah, so you just, you see your name, if you have any sense of shame, of course.

01:14:34.000 You see your name and you go, I don't like seeing Gavin there.

01:14:38.000 I want to get that at the back.

01:14:39.000 And if you're on it, it can be almost zero work.

01:14:42.000 If there's one mug in the sink and your name is there, wash the mug.

01:14:45.000 Your name now goes to the back.

01:14:46.000 The sink is clean.

01:14:48.000 Doesn't matter how many dishes you do, as long as when your name is up there, there's no dishes in the sink.

01:14:52.000 And that competition keeps that dishwasher clean way more. 0.99

01:14:56.000 Yes.

01:14:57.000 Wow.

01:14:57.000 I like it.

01:14:59.000 Here's some other advice I was thinking of over the weekend.

01:15:02.000 We were going to watch Stripes with the Kids.

01:15:04.000 We didn't end up watching it, but I was remembering people always say to young men who are out there courting, what should I do?

01:15:09.000 Like, I got any tips for talking to girls? 0.97

01:15:11.000 I'm so nervous and blah, blah, blah, and I want to get laid.

01:15:13.000 Yes, I have a tip.

01:15:15.000 Don't be yourself.

01:15:17.000 Everyone always says, just be yourself.

01:15:19.000 Just be you.

01:15:19.000 Just be, no, do not be yourself.

01:15:22.000 You're nervous and horny.

01:15:24.000 Those are two things that girls who don't know you are not interested in. 1.00

01:15:27.000 They don't feel, they're not inspired by nervous.

01:15:30.000 And then the fact that you're thinking about Dick and Hole is a real turnoff to her.

01:15:35.000 So this is what you do.

01:15:36.000 You abandon your own personality and you take on Bill Murray from Stripes.

01:15:44.000 Specifically, the scene where he's got the spatula and he's sticking it under her bum on the stove.

01:15:51.000 Become that guy. 0.72

01:15:52.000 Watch Stripes.

01:15:53.000 Become Bill Murray in Stripes.

01:15:55.000 And your actual personality, that can come in much later.

01:15:59.000 Maybe after she says she loves you.

01:16:02.000 Interesting.

01:16:03.000 All right.

01:16:04.000 You've looked at the general's refrigerator long enough.

01:16:06.000 Let's go.

01:16:07.000 Come on.

01:16:07.000 Let's look at the general's covers.

01:16:09.000 John!

01:16:12.000 You know, you're very pretty.

01:16:20.000 You know what your problem is, baby?

01:16:20.000 Thank you.

01:16:22.000 No, I don't.

01:16:23.000 The problem is that you're armed.

01:16:24.000 You're heavily armed.

01:16:25.000 I have a lot of trouble.

01:16:26.000 Girls are armed. 0.84

01:16:27.000 They don't know how to come on.

01:16:30.000 This could be a me too moment in today's day and age.

01:16:33.000 Did anybody give you the angina treatment?

01:16:34.000 No, I certainly haven't.

01:16:36.000 Yeah, so I'll set up first to get up with the griddle.

01:16:39.000 See the sense of danger?

01:16:40.000 I don't get you up to cruising speed!

01:16:41.000 We're talking to a stick on the bottom line here.

01:16:44.000 Keep hopping.

01:16:45.000 Keep hopping, honey.

01:16:46.000 There you go.

01:16:48.000 A little bit lumpy.

01:16:53.000 See, you've established contact.

01:16:54.000 That's where you want to be, guys.

01:16:56.000 All right, running out of time here.

01:16:59.000 This is a guy named Flurp.

01:17:02.000 He has a really awesome Out for Bud thing.

01:17:05.000 That's a little too good, dude.

01:17:07.000 But like what kind of He's wearing a woman's shirt now. 0.90

01:17:07.000 it rules. 0.90

01:17:12.000 You've made it too... 0.98

01:17:17.000 He looks, he's wearing sexy chick clothes, but it's a really fucking awesome drawing. 0.94

01:17:21.000 It's like a 1980s kind of thing. 0.92

01:17:23.000 You're a very talented dude, but you got to make the jeans a little less sexy and the top a little less dance skin.

01:17:28.000 But great work, dude. 0.99

01:17:30.000 And that's a fucking amazing wolf face. 1.00

01:17:32.000 Holy shit. 1.00

01:17:33.000 Yeah, that's awesome. 0.99

01:17:33.000 We got to put those together somehow. 0.99

01:17:35.000 Yeah.

01:17:39.000 All right.

01:17:40.000 You helped me figure out what that Joe shirt said, the exotic Joe.

01:17:45.000 Yeah.

01:17:47.000 Maybe that could be a shirt.

01:17:49.000 I don't know if, actually, I don't know if we could.

01:17:51.000 Okay.

01:17:52.000 Sell that legally. 1.00

01:17:54.000 People and their fucking dogs. 1.00

01:17:55.000 This is from Will. 1.00

01:17:57.000 Hey guys, I'm a plumber in training.

01:17:58.000 I tag along with a real plumber on calls Four days a week.

01:18:01.000 Every single day we ring the doorbell and there's immediate frantic barking. 1.00

01:18:04.000 The customer goes between opening the door and wrangling their stupid fucking dog. 1.00

01:18:08.000 And instead of introducing themselves or letting us introduce ourselves, they explain about their dog, they quickly mention their name, and their attention goes straight back to their dog. 1.00

01:18:16.000 They often speak to their dog like they would a person. 1.00

01:18:18.000 One would think this faggotry would be confined to older women, but I've seen numerous young men do this shit too. 1.00

01:18:25.000 I said, well, you ain't that straight. 1.00

01:18:29.000 My theory is that weak people graft onto dogs as a source of constant unconditional validation, which is the core of what clown world is.

01:18:37.000 That's a good observation, Plummer.

01:18:40.000 Constant, unconditional validation.

01:18:45.000 Yeah.

01:18:46.000 Just like the pride. 0.99

01:18:47.000 As long as you're not a white male, everything you do is wonderful, including eating yourself to death. 1.00

01:18:53.000 When I was on Tinder, it was full of women absolutely obsessed with dogs. 1.00

01:18:58.000 Many in their profile saying outright, I'll never love you as much as my dog.

01:19:02.000 To make a short story long, I'm disgusted by how many people put all their emotional energy into dogs instead of fellow humans or practical pursuits. 1.00

01:19:09.000 I want to fuck you with my new sunglasses. 1.00

01:19:11.000 I feel like I'm a toad. 1.00

01:19:13.000 That's it for the mailbox mailbag.

01:19:17.000 I'm losing my voice.

01:19:18.000 This has been such a talky show.

01:19:20.000 And we've got some fun videos to end with.

01:19:23.000 What's this Spirit27?

01:19:25.000 I don't even remember that.

01:19:31.000 Oh, boy.

01:19:32.000 Oh, yeah.

01:19:33.000 Okay, we'll make this the final video.

01:19:34.000 So this is a 1980s Oprah Winfrey, maybe it's 90s.

01:19:39.000 And she's talking to a spirit from the, I guess, the underworld, like a demon?

01:19:47.000 Okay.

01:19:48.000 In order for me to do this, I just need a couple of moments.

01:19:52.000 1000.

01:19:53.000 So bad.

01:20:03.000 A couple of moments are deadly on television.

01:20:06.000 20 seconds where operas could kill you, you know, but I'm not going to allow it.

01:20:12.000 This will pay off, Oprah.

01:20:13.000 Mm-hmm.

01:20:18.000 I was going to say hum a song, Oprah.

01:20:23.000 Well, I don't want to interfere with the process or whatever.

01:20:30.000 50 seconds I take this to mean that this is my food.

01:20:49.000 My food.

01:20:50.000 Adjusting to the vibrational level.

01:20:54.000 Tell me, Mafu, why, why, or why? 0.97

01:20:57.000 First of all, who are you?

01:20:59.000 Beloved woman, bless you.

01:21:01.000 I am honored to be in what is called your presence.

01:21:04.000 Ask you that which be I, I be that which you are, entity, all things.

01:21:10.000 I be what is called one who have come unto you on this day in your timing to bring unto you the greatest thing there be, that which is termed the knowing that you are loved by that which is called the Father that is within you and within all things.

01:21:27.000 So who are you?

01:21:27.000 That be I. So you're everything?

01:21:32.000 Thank you.

01:21:33.000 Indeed.

01:21:34.000 Thank you.

01:21:37.000 Why is it possible?

01:21:38.000 She looks like Pennywise on laundry day. 0.78

01:21:43.000 That you coming through Pennywise.

01:21:47.000 That there are other entities that come through all of us and live in all of us and reside in all of us.

01:21:54.000 Why are you Russian? 0.51

01:21:55.000 You just don't know how to bring them out.

01:21:58.000 All things are possible, beloved woman.

01:22:01.000 That which is termed this process, it is an outrageous thing.

01:22:06.000 It is what she challenges mankind indeed, and so it should.

01:22:11.000 Her ant is a retailer.

01:22:12.000 It is a great thing to be challenged.

01:22:14.000 Great wisdom is gained there.

01:22:16.000 Where do you come from?

01:22:17.000 And why do you have an accent?

01:22:19.000 That which is called, where come from I, but within you, within this woman, within all peoples, I am one with your father, that which you are.

01:22:28.000 And why? 0.99

01:22:31.000 So you're the one that raped me? 1.00

01:22:33.000 Hi, I am raped that which too I am. 0.99

01:22:33.000 Thanks a lot. 0.99

01:22:36.000 I am the one that rapeth you, beloved woman. 1.00

01:22:39.000 ...to discharge what had come to create a following, and thereby to hold God.

01:22:44.000 And unto what is termed the understanding of that which is termed they who seek wisdom through that which I am.

01:22:53.000 Okay. 0.98

01:22:56.000 Dude, that sucked. 0.82

01:22:57.000 We can't end the show with that. 0.96

01:22:58.000 Let's end the show with this Australian rap battle.

01:23:01.000 2-8.

01:23:03.000 An eight which is the number, which is.

01:23:05.000 An eight which you will find in your father, which is the one who shall be thenceforth known to thee of all things at all times.

01:23:15.000 Yes, the bringing it back.

01:23:18.000 The battle of rep, which is between the two people which are Australian.

01:23:22.000 Is this time coded or should I go to the beginning?

01:23:23.000 I think it's time coded.

01:23:24.000 Oh, right. 1.00

01:23:24.000 ...straining of how you're less entertaining than getting it on with Kerry and Kennelly after the fucking whore's been bathing. 1.00

01:23:29.000 But taking out the fact this is your first battle, this and that and whatnot... 1.00

01:23:33.000 It's hard for you to be threatening it all when he straight up looking like a softcock. 1.00

01:23:39.000 Yeah, fuck it. 1.00

01:23:40.000 Take it. 1.00

01:23:41.000 Time!

01:23:43.000 Alright, last button, first touch.

01:23:46.000 Let's go, homie. 1.00

01:23:51.000 You think that I'm a softcock? 0.99

01:23:52.000 Really, I couldn't give two fucks because you don't know me. 0.99

01:23:55.000 You don't know what I've lived through. 0.97

01:23:57.000 But let me just say this.

01:23:58.000 I'm not the one to judge people. 0.98

01:23:59.000 Either this is rap battling, I couldn't give two fucks. 0.67

01:24:02.000 Only for the factor of I do this because I love it. 0.95

01:24:05.000 Whether or not I choke it out, it doesn't matter. 0.98

01:24:08.000 But at one ounce, if there's an MC like you who basically, their shit just breaks like in the curry, the after effects, then don't waste your time. 0.99

01:24:20.000 Go do something else. 0.99

01:24:21.000 Go do something with your life.

01:24:23.000 We should make a law. 1.00

01:24:23.000 If Touche's ever going to make a kid, ever have a kid get his dick in a cunt, we should shoot the little kid. 1.00

01:24:29.000 Because we don't want little Touche coming around like a head of a drink. 1.00

01:24:33.000 Isn't rap supposed to rhyme?

01:24:37.000 But I'm going to say this.

01:24:39.000 Maybe next time I'll come reped. 0.99

01:24:42.000 I got fucked up last night, forgot my lines, put a memorized, and don't know where the fuck I put the piece of paper in my house. 1.00

01:24:48.000 Bitch off to this. 1.00

01:24:50.000 I'll bet you off to this. 1.00

01:24:52.000 That's enough.

01:24:54.000 We'll be here all week, folks.

01:24:56.000 I guess we're supposed to stay here till April 30th.

01:25:00.000 I think we should go back to Manhattan next week.

01:25:02.000 Are we allowed?

01:25:03.000 I think...

01:25:09.000 So if that studio is open, then I'm guessing we are media.

01:25:13.000 And media is allowed.

01:25:14.000 No, really, it's an essential.

01:25:15.000 Yeah, I know, I know.

01:25:17.000 All right, let's do another week here, and then I think we'll head back to the city no matter what the law says.

01:25:21.000 Because we don't follow the rules.

01:25:23.000 We get fired.

01:25:25.000 We get in trouble.

01:25:26.000 We be brave.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 30, 2020

S02E143 - ROCK-N-ROLL MASHUPS [2020-03-30 - S02E143 - ROCK-N-ROLL MASHUPS]

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