Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E155 - IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH [2020-04-27 - S02E155 - IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH]

00:00:07.000 Traveling at the speed of the live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McKinnon.

00:00:20.000 Thank you.

00:00:35.000 Actually, go back to that song.

00:00:38.000 That's a good.

00:00:40.000 Hey, yo, kids.

00:00:41.000 What's up?

00:00:41.000 Remember when I used to be dope?

00:00:43.000 Yeah.

00:00:44.000 I own a pocket full of fame.

00:00:46.000 But look what you're doing now.

00:00:48.000 I know.

00:00:49.000 Well, I know.

00:00:50.000 I lost touch with reality.

00:00:52.000 Now my personality is an unwanted commodity.

00:00:56.000 So this is fun.

00:00:57.000 We fell for a, both Ryan and I separately fell for an Instagram ad.

00:01:01.000 Yeah.

00:01:01.000 I met about 100% with Instagram ads.

00:01:05.000 I'm close.

00:01:06.000 I'm close.

00:01:06.000 Every time I see one, I go, that looks pretty cool.

00:01:08.000 And I click and buy it.

00:01:10.000 Like that, they have some putty that's for cracks in the wall.

00:01:13.000 It looks much better than the normal spackle paste.

00:01:17.000 Yeah, I'm getting that.

00:01:18.000 And then we both separately bought one of these.

00:01:20.000 Mine hasn't arrived yet.

00:01:22.000 But you just take it like a foreskin.

00:01:25.000 You just apply it to your beer.

00:01:27.000 Now go drink in the park.

00:01:29.000 Yeah.

00:01:30.000 Take a backpack of beers to the park.

00:01:34.000 You know what I've been doing to stop the impulse buy?

00:01:36.000 This may help you.

00:01:37.000 You click the top right options and you open in Safari and just keep a list of the stuff that you quote unquote want to buy.

00:01:44.000 Yeah, I don't really have a problem with that.

00:01:46.000 This is a great investment.

00:01:47.000 This is a good thing.

00:01:48.000 That one is, yeah.

00:01:48.000 I'm saying the algorithm is effective, actually.

00:01:51.000 Hey, yo, kids, what's up?

00:01:53.000 That was from the soundtrack Judgment Night.

00:01:56.000 Judgment Night is a film starring Cuba Gooding Jr., Everlast, Jeremy Piven, and Emilio Estivez.

00:02:05.000 And they go to see a fight.

00:02:07.000 And there's too much traffic.

00:02:09.000 They're going to miss the fight.

00:02:10.000 So they go through a bad part of the south side of Chicago, which was a war zone then and is even worse today.

00:02:19.000 And they witness a gang murder.

00:02:23.000 And the gang wants to kill them because there was witnesses.

00:02:27.000 It bombed in the box office, but it's a really fun movie to watch with your son.

00:02:32.000 My 11-year-old and I watched it last night and he loved it.

00:02:35.000 But there's some pretty big plot holes.

00:02:38.000 One, the gang isn't black.

00:02:43.000 They're white and they're run by the really scary Dennis Leary.

00:02:51.000 And then that gang, those four guys, they run the South Side of Chicago.

00:02:55.000 Apparently, Everlast was edited almost completely out of the movie because on the set he kept saying, what the fuck?

00:03:01.000 This is ridiculous.

00:03:03.000 White guys run the south side of Chicago. 0.92

00:03:06.000 And then the other major plot point is they don't want any witnesses to the murder.

00:03:11.000 What?

00:03:12.000 Go ahead.

00:03:13.000 Tell the cops.

00:03:15.000 Call the cops and say, hi, I just murdered a drug dealer.

00:03:18.000 You don't see cops this entire movie.

00:03:20.000 They don't care.

00:03:21.000 If you could go to the police and say, hi, I was just in the south side of Chicago and I saw, I couldn't really describe him, but I saw the silhouette of a guy, looked kind of like Dennis Leary, shoot a drug dealer.

00:03:32.000 And they're going to go, okay, well, we'll put that on the pile.

00:03:36.000 It wouldn't be hard to catch the white guys doing the murders. 0.76

00:03:39.000 That would narrow it down a lot.

00:03:40.000 Yeah, they'd probably say we know him.

00:03:42.000 He's the only white gangster in the history of the south side of Chicago.

00:03:46.000 But the soundtrack is awesome.

00:03:48.000 And by the way, let me just explain something about my recommendations.

00:03:51.000 Not everything enjoyable has to be good.

00:03:54.000 Okay?

00:03:55.000 Like Judgment Night is a great movie to watch with your boy.

00:03:58.000 It's a garbage movie with huge platoles.

00:04:00.000 I love garbage.

00:04:01.000 One of my favorite recent films is Hobbs and Shaw.

00:04:04.000 It's cartoon action.

00:04:06.000 It's ridiculous.

00:04:07.000 Bad Boys 3.

00:04:08.000 The new Bad Boys was fun to watch.

00:04:10.000 It's just garbage.

00:04:11.000 I like garbage.

00:04:12.000 I like junk food.

00:04:15.000 I like cheap Gino Chains.

00:04:17.000 Cuban Lynx.

00:04:18.000 Because Ray Kwan told me to.

00:04:21.000 But the soundtrack is also good in kind of a cheesy way.

00:04:24.000 It's a mashup of a hip-hop guy and a rock guy, which was pretty new back then.

00:04:29.000 This was 1994.

00:04:31.000 And that opening song was De La Sol and Teenage Fan Club.

00:04:35.000 Teenage Fan Club were kind of a punky band.

00:04:37.000 Locomotion, here we come.

00:04:39.000 We're going to have some kind of fun.

00:04:41.000 Almost rockabilly.

00:04:42.000 But there's tons of good jams on that album.

00:04:45.000 Like Judgment Night, which I think is Biohazard and Onyx or something like that.

00:04:51.000 Sonic Youth, Cypress Hill.

00:04:53.000 Here's the weird part, though.

00:04:54.000 The soundtrack was a huge success.

00:04:56.000 Everyone loved it.

00:04:56.000 The movie did terrible.

00:04:57.000 The soundtrack isn't in the movie.

00:04:59.000 That opening song you heard Fallen is at the beginning.

00:05:02.000 But like there's a song with Onyx and Biohazard.

00:05:04.000 Judgment Night.

00:05:05.000 That's the song.

00:05:06.000 And there's a scene where they're running for their lives and the bad guys are shooting at them.

00:05:10.000 Why isn't that there?

00:05:13.000 It's just like generic music.

00:05:16.000 And I looked it up.

00:05:17.000 I can't find a reason why.

00:05:18.000 Mud Honey and Sir Mixalot.

00:05:20.000 Play some of that Judgment Night song.

00:05:25.000 Remember Onyx?

00:05:26.000 Crazy Bald Heads! 1.00

00:05:31.000 You know who wears an Onyx?

00:05:34.000 Doc from Champs from the gym.

00:05:39.000 It's such a weird band to be into.

00:05:43.000 Do you know about Onyx?

00:05:44.000 Did they do Slam?

00:05:45.000 Yeah, damn it.

00:05:46.000 With the Bochy Boards!

00:05:48.000 The Puerto Ricans used to do SPAM! 1.00

00:05:50.000 Dostones!

00:05:51.000 Dostones!

00:05:52.000 It's the rice and beans!

00:05:55.000 That's really funny.

00:05:56.000 Yeah.

00:05:56.000 Parodies were huge back in the early 90s, huh?

00:05:59.000 What do you mean, the Puerto Ricans?

00:06:01.000 They were unified.

00:06:02.000 You were on your uncle, basically.

00:06:03.000 Your uncle.

00:06:05.000 Show Onyx for a second.

00:06:06.000 Okay.

00:06:09.000 No, not pictures, videos.

00:06:12.000 Show Onyx doing Slam.

00:06:17.000 But what happened was the rock band would make a song and then they'd submit it to the rap guys and the rap guys would sing over it.

00:06:24.000 Apparently Tool and Rage Against the Machine did one together and they both thought it sucked so they didn't release it.

00:06:30.000 It sucks.

00:06:37.000 I don't like this.

00:06:38.000 What?

00:06:41.000 Sorry.

00:06:43.000 I don't.

00:06:44.000 That's enough talk about Judgment Night.

00:06:45.000 Good movie.

00:06:46.000 You ever drink malt liquor?

00:06:48.000 Duh, right?

00:06:49.000 Yes.

00:06:49.000 Doesn't it make you feel like complete crap?

00:06:52.000 I don't remember.

00:06:52.000 I haven't had malt liquor since I was 20.

00:06:57.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:59.000 Double-fisting 40s?

00:07:00.000 Double-fisting 40s.

00:07:01.000 We should have a 40s party. 0.98

00:07:02.000 Destroyed.

00:07:03.000 Dude, we should drink 40s.

00:07:05.000 Okay.

00:07:05.000 We'll do that for our next movie night.

00:07:07.000 You know what I want to do for our next movie night is E.T., and I'll prove to you that Steven Spielberg is a pedophile.

00:07:12.000 Sounds good.

00:07:13.000 I was talking to Owen Benjamin on the weekend, and I asked him if he saw that Out of the Shadows movie.

00:07:17.000 Actually, it's called Out of Shadows.

00:07:19.000 Did we talk about this?

00:07:20.000 It's fucking garbage.

00:07:22.000 Oh, really?

00:07:23.000 Yeah.

00:07:24.000 And by the way, the only smoking gun in the whole movie is that John Podesta said in an email, I want pizza for an hour.

00:07:32.000 And that is fucking weird.

00:07:35.000 But my wife used to do events. 1.00

00:07:38.000 No, that's not it, dude.

00:07:39.000 This out of shadows.

00:07:41.000 Just a week.

00:07:42.000 Oh, oh, you're right.

00:07:43.000 Sorry.

00:07:44.000 Yeah, the first third of the movie is him showing that he's a really good stuntman.

00:07:49.000 He's done all these stunts.

00:07:50.000 I don't give a shit.

00:07:53.000 He's qualified.

00:07:54.000 Like, how many times does the narrator use up a third of the film to show you his resume?

00:07:59.000 And his resume's got nothing to do with the movie.

00:08:01.000 Now, she's interesting.

00:08:02.000 She got shut out.

00:08:05.000 Yeah, that's Nexium they talk about.

00:08:07.000 Yeah, it was a cult where this guy brainwashed a bunch of chicks into fucking him. 0.83

00:08:11.000 They weren't fucking children.

00:08:13.000 But anyway, the Podesta thing.

00:08:15.000 And I'm not saying Pizzagate is real or false.

00:08:16.000 I don't know.

00:08:17.000 But I'd like some evidence, please.

00:08:19.000 And Podesta does have weird pictures, paintings in his house.

00:08:23.000 That's true.

00:08:24.000 He's probably just a gay. 1.00

00:08:27.000 Yeah, that's the triangle.

00:08:28.000 That's their symbol.

00:08:29.000 Anyway, my wife did events for Fashion Week. 1.00

00:08:33.000 Oh, go back to that guy.

00:08:36.000 Doesn't he look like Mr. Noodles?

00:08:40.000 Do you know who Mr. Noodles is?

00:08:42.000 Of course I do, but I just want to update you.

00:08:44.000 That was Elmo's sidekick.

00:08:47.000 Hi, I'm Elmo.

00:08:49.000 Yeah.

00:08:50.000 Look at the second picture you got there.

00:08:52.000 That's the guy who loves rats in Green Mile.

00:08:55.000 Okay, so that's Mr. Noodles.

00:08:58.000 And when my kids were young, they would watch Sesame Street and they would watch Mr. Noodles with Elmo.

00:09:03.000 And now go back to that other guy.

00:09:05.000 Like, did someone not tell you that your collar's eating your head?

00:09:10.000 This is called bad direction.

00:09:12.000 Like, stop, okay, stop, stop.

00:09:13.000 What's going on?

00:09:14.000 Like, who just sits there and lets a guy get eaten by a shirt shark?

00:09:19.000 This looks like a scene out of Jaws if Jaws was a white cotton shirt.

00:09:25.000 Like, surely the director saw that.

00:09:26.000 But anyway, sorry, to get back to this sentence, my wife said, when you're doing a big event, you do say that.

00:09:34.000 You say, I want pizza for an hour.

00:09:36.000 Meaning, I want pizza to be available to my guests for about an hour.

00:09:40.000 And then we want open bar for an hour.

00:09:42.000 We want liquor for an hour.

00:09:44.000 And then this Madria Abranovich, spirit cooking woman, do you know what that is?

00:09:49.000 That's just a boring, stupid, cunty, pretentious artist who does stupid, queer stuff that politicians love to be a part of. 1.00

00:10:00.000 Politicians are, Hollywood is, sorry, politics is just Hollywood for ugly people. 0.95

00:10:05.000 And these ugly losers, they want to be in the in crowd, which is why you see terrible modern art in public parks. 0.99

00:10:11.000 Because the politician who sanctioned this giant paperclip or whatever the fuck it is, wanted to hang out with the artist and hobnob with the elites, the fancy sculptors.

00:10:22.000 That's why it's in your house.

00:10:23.000 And it's the same thing with the spirit cooking.

00:10:25.000 They just want to be part of this cool esoteric thing.

00:10:28.000 So it's a waste of a movie.

00:10:29.000 It's a fucking joke.

00:10:32.000 And I got mad at Anthony and Anthony Kumia for liking it.

00:10:37.000 And he says, calm down, calm down.

00:10:39.000 It's like loose change.

00:10:40.000 You just want to watch it.

00:10:42.000 But no.

00:10:47.000 And I said to Owen Benjamin, and that was it.

00:10:49.000 That's how I got to that subject.

00:10:50.000 I said to Owen Benjamin, what do you think of the movie?

00:10:51.000 And he goes, if you can see a movie, a documentary, and it's still on YouTube, then it's there as a psyop and it's there to distract, which is funny because a lot of the movie is about trying to distract you.

00:11:04.000 But he goes, this could be Spielberg trying to sidetrack you.

00:11:08.000 If it was really genuinely exposing a pedophile ring, you wouldn't be able to see it.

00:11:12.000 It would be taken down.

00:11:14.000 Pretty good point.

00:11:17.000 Oh, check out 1.5, though.

00:11:19.000 Holy Shittola. 1.00

00:11:23.000 This is the most compelling thing I've ever seen.

00:11:26.000 We're not going to watch the whole thing.

00:11:28.000 Chicket it, check. 0.99

00:11:29.000 Let's see.

00:11:29.000 Why does that look so shitty?

00:11:31.000 My speed is.

00:11:32.000 Hi, everybody.

00:11:34.000 Hi, everybody.

00:11:35.000 This is watch this.

00:11:36.000 Go back, Ryan.

00:11:38.000 Never zoom in on a YouTube video.

00:11:40.000 People want to see the number of views.

00:11:42.000 They want to see the name.

00:11:43.000 Old Wisps. 0.98

00:11:46.000 What's the word I'm looking for?

00:11:47.000 Zoom out.

00:11:48.000 I don't think that's his YouTube channel.

00:11:49.000 I don't think he has a YouTube channel, does he?

00:11:51.000 No, I think he's banned.

00:11:52.000 He's banned?

00:11:54.000 He's generally anti-Semitic.

00:11:57.000 But I was watching and I was thinking, and I sort of had this epiphany this weekend.

00:12:02.000 The three worst things that you can think in today's modern society are blacks have lower IQs and they're worth less than other races. 1.00

00:12:11.000 I don't like them.

00:12:12.000 Don't take this out of context, you pricks.

00:12:14.000 The Holocaust is exaggerated or didn't happen or the numbers are way off.

00:12:19.000 And the third one is kids are sexy, right?

00:12:21.000 These are the least popular things.

00:12:23.000 Now, I don't like number three because kids are weak and vulnerable.

00:12:26.000 And if you think kids are sexy, it's very easy for you to pursue that and actually molest kids.

00:12:33.000 So I want to beat the shit out of you.

00:12:34.000 And I obviously don't want to hang out with you.

00:12:37.000 The first two, to say blacks are just inferior is silly, but I don't give a shit unless you're legislating that blacks don't get to go to this fountain, which will never happen.

00:12:46.000 We're never going backwards with Jim Crow and all that. 0.96

00:12:48.000 And by the way, Jim Crow was from 65, more than half a century ago. 0.67

00:12:53.000 Don't worry about it.

00:12:54.000 So that's just a silly belief.

00:12:56.000 And I know people, like, most of my friends have silly beliefs.

00:13:01.000 My friends, adult friends have Star Wars tattoos.

00:13:04.000 My adult friends used spend tons of money on scratch-offs in front of me.

00:13:10.000 I've seen my friend Gene, the postal worker, spend like $200 on those stupid things where they put them in the machine at the bar.

00:13:19.000 I am never going to find a money back from us.

00:13:22.000 And then the Holocaust denial thing, again, who cares? 0.76

00:13:25.000 Like, all Turks totally deny the Armenian genocide, including the young Turks. 0.51

00:13:31.000 Sheikh Jogger says, no, didn't happen.

00:13:34.000 That was a million people dead.

00:13:36.000 I don't give a shit if you believe it or don't believe it.

00:13:39.000 China itself is in denial of their own genocide where 80 million people were killed by Mao.

00:13:45.000 80 million people.

00:13:47.000 Statues of them all over the place.

00:13:48.000 I think that's offensive.

00:13:50.000 I think that's fucking mental.

00:13:52.000 You can go to jail if you criticize Mao in China.

00:13:54.000 You could get beat up.

00:13:56.000 Like old timers who still remember it will beat you up for criticizing their great leader who murdered 80 million people because they were the bourgeoisie. 0.56

00:14:06.000 Because they were creative or intellectual.

00:14:08.000 Oh, show that again?

00:14:10.000 Did you show it?

00:14:10.000 China is asshole.

00:14:12.000 You know that Avi found that guy?

00:14:14.000 Yeah, he was the one interviewing him.

00:14:16.000 It's in my notes, actually.

00:14:17.000 No, no, no.

00:14:18.000 He found him again.

00:14:19.000 Oh.

00:14:20.000 That's 2-2.

00:14:23.000 And this is weird because it kind of wrecks him.

00:14:26.000 Oh, really?

00:14:27.000 Remember I told you I saw the Sonics?

00:14:28.000 The Sonics are one of my favorite bands.

00:14:29.000 They revolutionized rock and roll back in the 60s.

00:14:32.000 I saw them about 20 years ago, and they're geriatrics now, of course.

00:14:35.000 They're 70 years old.

00:14:37.000 And I kind of didn't like it.

00:14:38.000 And I haven't really listened to Sonics much since.

00:14:40.000 I don't want to do this then.

00:14:41.000 Well, I'm going to ruin him for you.

00:14:43.000 Let me guess.

00:14:45.000 Oh, he's a good guy.

00:14:46.000 Have you seen Donald Trump?

00:14:47.000 Do you think he should step in?

00:14:48.000 Donald Trump don't trust China.

00:14:50.000 China is asshole. 0.99

00:14:52.000 Oh, no.

00:14:53.000 Isn't this weird?

00:14:54.000 Oh, no.

00:14:55.000 Don't believe anything the CCP, anything the Chinese government is telling us about coronavirus.

00:15:03.000 It is very such crazy.

00:15:06.000 As I mentioned, that's don't trust China. 0.99

00:15:08.000 China is asshole. 0.99

00:15:09.000 All the people is asshole.

00:15:11.000 China is a virus. 0.99

00:15:13.000 The pro-China Chinese is a carrier. 0.96

00:15:16.000 Wow, he really.

00:15:17.000 I've never heard anyone massacre the English language more brutally than him.

00:15:21.000 It's like hearing English get chainsawed.

00:15:25.000 Holy shit.

00:15:27.000 I didn't know I liked that.

00:15:28.000 Jesus just bring their prime and sign.

00:15:33.000 We hate them, but not hate their blood or skin.

00:15:37.000 Okay, that's enough.

00:15:38.000 Yeah, that sucked.

00:15:38.000 Jesus.

00:15:40.000 It's like when you meet your hero and like, you know, the typical story arc where the kids want to meet this hero and then they meet him and he's like, yeah, just sucks.

00:15:49.000 Ryan, I thought I told you we never want to hear your analogies.

00:15:52.000 They're always the worst.

00:15:53.000 They're worse than your detective work.

00:15:57.000 Okay, we don't talk about corona on this show because it's boring.

00:15:59.000 Oh, wait, I got to go back to that Owen Benjamin thing.

00:16:01.000 Sorry.

00:16:02.000 So in this video, which you got to zoom out on, please.

00:16:04.000 Just told you that.

00:16:06.000 No, no, just zoom out and keep me in.

00:16:09.000 And this goes for every single YouTube video we ever play.

00:16:13.000 Don't make it full screen.

00:16:14.000 Okay?

00:16:15.000 People want to see the uploader.

00:16:17.000 They want to see the likes.

00:16:18.000 They want to see how long it is.

00:16:20.000 Got it?

00:16:21.000 Got it.

00:16:22.000 From now on, zoom out more than that.

00:16:24.000 You're not showing the title.

00:16:26.000 No?

00:16:27.000 Zoom out more than that.

00:16:29.000 Yes, hide your tabs.

00:16:32.000 There we go.

00:16:34.000 Anyway, in this video, Owen Benjamin confesses that his father's gay.

00:16:43.000 And he said his father robbed his mother of $100,000 to spend on male prostitutes who then started coming by the house to ask him for, ask her for more money.

00:17:00.000 And Owen Benjamin, I think one of the reasons he's so Christian now is because it prevented him, the love of Jesus Christ prevented him from murdering his father, which he had been plotting to do for years.

00:17:16.000 It's the most compelling video I've ever seen.

00:17:17.000 It's incredible.

00:17:19.000 Check one.

00:17:20.000 Check two.

00:17:20.000 And I can't...

00:17:22.000 Check.

00:17:22.000 Let's see...

00:17:24.000 Actually, I ended up on, I can't remember how, but I ended up seeing it first through a commentary video, and it was one of those America First Nick Fuentes guys, Stephen Franson, I think, talking about it.

00:17:35.000 And he's talking about homosexuals and culture. 0.62

00:17:38.000 And you're like, sorry, dude.

00:17:40.000 You're 20 years old.

00:17:42.000 You can't talk about life to me.

00:17:45.000 I can't listen to advice from a fucking kid.

00:17:48.000 I wish him all the best, but I'm sorry.

00:17:51.000 If you're in your early 20s, you are in the pupil stage of your development.

00:17:55.000 You're not a butterfly yet.

00:17:56.000 I don't want to listen to you.

00:17:57.000 What am I going to read your autobiography?

00:18:01.000 Yo, this is a pattern I've been noticing the one year I've been an adult.

00:18:07.000 So yeah, you got to check that out.

00:18:08.000 Owen Benjamin's a person.

00:18:10.000 But yeah, he doesn't like Jews.

00:18:13.000 And I don't agree with him, but I don't care.

00:18:16.000 You know what I mean?

00:18:17.000 It doesn't hurt you at all?

00:18:18.000 I just don't get this.

00:18:20.000 Out of those three taboos, I don't get the first two.

00:18:24.000 Why they're such a big fucking deal.

00:18:27.000 Yeah, you're trivializing Holocaust.

00:18:28.000 Yeah, that's a terrible thing to trivialize.

00:18:30.000 You're trivializing the Great Leap Forward by promoting communism.

00:18:35.000 It's got a death count upwards.

00:18:38.000 People always say 100 million.

00:18:39.000 I think it's closer to a billion.

00:18:42.000 Because Mao alone did 80 million.

00:18:44.000 And you trivialize that all the time.

00:18:46.000 Alexandria Casero Cortez is an out-of-the-closet socialist. 1.00

00:18:51.000 In Venezuela, they're eating stray dogs.

00:18:53.000 That's offensive to me.

00:18:55.000 I'm offended.

00:18:56.000 I remember, shit, there was this Army supply store.

00:19:01.000 I think it was in Port Jervis, which is near your old haunt, right?

00:19:05.000 And they were selling a t-shirt that I bought, and it said right-wing extremist on the front.

00:19:05.000 Yeah.

00:19:12.000 This was before Trump and everything.

00:19:13.000 So they probably aren't selling it now.

00:19:15.000 And he said, some liberal in a Volkswagen came storming in and said, that offends me.

00:19:20.000 Get that down out of your window now.

00:19:23.000 And he said, the owner told the guy, dude, I'm offended from the second I wake up in the morning to the Second, I go to bed.

00:19:31.000 Every time I turn on the TV, I'm offended.

00:19:33.000 Every time I walk down the street, I'm offended.

00:19:36.000 It's hard to think of a time I'm not offended.

00:19:38.000 So go fuck yourself. 0.80

00:19:40.000 And the guy, I think, called the cops.

00:19:42.000 What?

00:19:43.000 Imagine being such a pussy that you called the cops on a shirt. 1.00

00:19:47.000 It's like when I was at that bar that we go to sometimes near my house.

00:19:52.000 And this Jewish guy was there playing pool.

00:19:55.000 This is a really Jewy episode. 0.99

00:19:57.000 And his friend came up to me and he said, you know, my friend over there playing pool, he feels unsafe when you're here.

00:20:04.000 And I said, that's the most pussy thing I've ever heard in my life. 1.00

00:20:07.000 And he said, no, it isn't.

00:20:08.000 And I said, yes, it is.

00:20:09.000 And then we said, no, it isn't.

00:20:10.000 Yes, it is like 10 times.

00:20:12.000 Did you play rock, paper, scissors after that?

00:20:14.000 Jesus Christ.

00:20:16.000 No, it isn't.

00:20:16.000 Oh, and one more thing.

00:20:17.000 I'm a rubber and you're glue.

00:20:19.000 So it is.

00:20:21.000 But can you imagine saying that?

00:20:24.000 This is really all, that's the theme of all of these things.

00:20:26.000 We're just pussies.

00:20:28.000 We're such pussies.

00:20:30.000 How weak do you have to be to be scared of an opinion?

00:20:34.000 And I was just saying this to Tracy Connors.

00:20:38.000 I did an interview with her this morning.

00:20:40.000 If someone was against me marrying an American Indian and didn't like that I had American Indian kids, I wouldn't even be offended.

00:20:47.000 I'd be interested.

00:20:48.000 I'd be like, so what's your deal now?

00:20:50.000 Why is this an issue?

00:20:51.000 Like, it would be fun.

00:20:53.000 I'd be kind of excited to be frank.

00:20:56.000 To be honest.

00:20:58.000 That sounded weird when I said frank.

00:20:59.000 To be frank.

00:21:00.000 You want to be frank?

00:21:01.000 A guy named Frank.

00:21:05.000 Also in our viewing recommendations, I'd like you to see some terrible things.

00:21:10.000 SNL has reached new lows.

00:21:14.000 Holy shit, is it terrible?

00:21:18.000 You know how they read from a script?

00:21:20.000 I'll never understand why SNL gets people who are really good at improv.

00:21:24.000 It's really their only talent.

00:21:27.000 And it makes them not do improv.

00:21:30.000 Hey, Jimi Hendrix, here's some drumsticks.

00:21:33.000 Play some drums for us.

00:21:35.000 Bonk, bing, bing, bonk, bonk. 0.51

00:21:37.000 It's the weirdest thing.

00:21:39.000 And it looks so awkward on the show when they're looking away from the person they're talking to.

00:21:42.000 This is even more awkward.

00:21:44.000 Here is four people reading a script that's right in front of them.

00:21:48.000 It's worse than a radio play.

00:21:50.000 Even like with a radio play, you have the papers there and you're like, get out of here, Bobby.

00:21:54.000 Sims again.

00:21:56.000 Look, this is not how we would normally conduct a murder investigation.

00:21:59.000 But like everyone else, we have to adjust to the new normal.

00:22:02.000 Yes, of course.

00:22:03.000 Of course.

00:22:04.000 Happy to help.

00:22:05.000 You can just, you know what's weird?

00:22:06.000 You always know something's terrible when you can see the script.

00:22:09.000 What's it called?

00:22:10.000 Final draft or something, that software that they use.

00:22:13.000 You can just see the character's name and the dialogue.

00:22:16.000 You know, and you say the location interior, and then you have the guy's name above and his dialogue.

00:22:21.000 And then everyone is in square brackets and has everyone else.

00:22:24.000 You can see the script.

00:22:26.000 You're all suspects because you attended Dirk Walker Simpson's pool party on February 3rd.

00:22:30.000 He's going from the camera to the script, up and down, up and down.

00:22:34.000 This is so amateur hour.

00:22:38.000 Where he was strangled with somebody's bikini bottoms.

00:22:42.000 I'm sorry.

00:22:46.000 What a way to go.

00:22:49.000 Anyway, we have a break.

00:22:50.000 You can see the rest of them reading the script, waiting for their part, Dick.

00:22:53.000 Damn it.

00:22:56.000 You know who could do this?

00:22:57.000 You know who's talented enough to do this?

00:23:01.000 I would say 83% of the population.

00:23:07.000 83% of the population can do this.

00:23:10.000 So why am I watching it?

00:23:11.000 It's like tuning in.

00:23:13.000 Hey, tune in to the juggling circus clown.

00:23:16.000 Watch what I can do.

00:23:17.000 Here's my trick.

00:23:17.000 I'm the new David Blaine.

00:23:19.000 Watch.

00:23:22.000 It's this talented.

00:23:26.000 You are this talented, SNL.

00:23:30.000 Go ahead.

00:23:31.000 I was nowhere near Dirk when he died.

00:23:33.000 I was in the bathroom, desperately shaving my bikini line.

00:23:37.000 All right, we'll hold off on alibis until Debbie gets here. 0.96

00:23:40.000 All right.

00:23:47.000 They're trying to show you that they can, they're so talented they can even use Zoom as a joke, but you're proving the opposite.

00:23:54.000 No, it's nice.

00:23:56.000 What is it?

00:23:58.000 Oh, I'm just humming a little song I wrote.

00:24:00.000 I'm just brutal!

00:24:02.000 What is it?

00:24:02.000 Go back.

00:24:03.000 Oh, I'm just...

00:24:05.000 Did you see his face?

00:24:08.000 What is it?

00:24:12.000 No, it's nice.

00:24:14.000 What is it?

00:24:16.000 Holy shit.

00:24:18.000 This is like an SNL parody.

00:24:21.000 Are they trying to get fired?

00:24:26.000 Oh, I'm just humming a little song I wrote.

00:24:28.000 I'm just trying not to forget the melody.

00:24:30.000 She's the best and she's terrible.

00:24:32.000 Do you want to sing it for us?

00:24:34.000 What?

00:24:35.000 Might as well.

00:24:36.000 How awkward is this pacing?

00:24:38.000 Wow.

00:24:39.000 Okay.

00:24:40.000 First performance of my new song, No Pressure.

00:24:45.000 You Are the Sun.

00:24:46.000 Anyway, so they like her song.

00:24:48.000 And then he does a song called Rage Steak or something that's a bad song.

00:24:53.000 And they don't like his song, and her song was good.

00:24:56.000 That's the fucking joke.

00:24:58.000 Unbelievable.

00:25:00.000 Anyway, in our recommendations, I say don't watch SNL.

00:25:07.000 Also in our viewing recommendations, Ricky Gervais' new show on Netflix is a great show about how miserable it is to not have kids.

00:25:16.000 That's not what he's going for, but that's what it is.

00:25:19.000 Just like we're going to watch E.T. and I'll prove to you that it's a pedophile child sex movie. 0.98

00:25:24.000 Watch Ricky Gervais' Netflix show and see how pathetic it is to not have kids.

00:25:30.000 He wrote the show clearly as a love letter to his girlfriend of decades.

00:25:35.000 And it's his way of saying, if you ever died, I would be miserable.

00:25:39.000 I would kill myself.

00:25:43.000 That's not what you say when you have kids because you don't want them to be without a father.

00:25:48.000 So it's less miserable if your wife dies and you have kids.

00:25:53.000 And as he's moping about loving his dog too much, you're watching it going, this Is an expose on how pathetic it is to love your dog.

00:26:06.000 It's really, really sad.

00:26:09.000 He's proving the opposite.

00:26:11.000 And there, yeah.

00:26:12.000 His dad's senile, right?

00:26:16.000 He's trying to hit on her.

00:26:19.000 She's that Scottish chick. 1.00

00:26:19.000 She's great. 1.00

00:26:20.000 It doesn't look too bad, actually, isn't it?

00:26:22.000 And it's all just so irrelevant.

00:26:25.000 His life is irrelevant.

00:26:26.000 And it's not because his wife died.

00:26:28.000 It's because he doesn't have kids.

00:26:31.000 And he talks about this dog like it saved his life.

00:26:33.000 And you're supposed to love the dog and think, oh, well, the dog saved him.

00:26:37.000 No, that's fucking pathetic.

00:26:38.000 Your children are supposed to save you from suicide.

00:26:41.000 What is the point?

00:26:43.000 I know a guy whose son killed himself at 14.

00:26:48.000 And apparently one of my other friends went to visit him recently, and he said, I just couldn't talk to him because he's so medicated that he's just not there.

00:27:00.000 That's a fun story, Gav.

00:27:02.000 I don't think it's fun.

00:27:03.000 By the way, you know how I know this?

00:27:05.000 All this about afterlife?

00:27:06.000 Because it was sent to me by a guy named Drunk Me.

00:27:10.000 I go through my voice notes in the morning.

00:27:12.000 I've been drinking half a bottle of bourbon a day.

00:27:14.000 And I go through these voice notes in the morning when I'm playing on the show.

00:27:19.000 And I hear great ideas that I don't remember saying.

00:27:23.000 Ricky Gervais wrote a love letter to his girlfriend about how devastated he would be if she died.

00:27:33.000 But what he doesn't understand is that having kids is what we're here for.

00:27:40.000 So not having kids.

00:27:41.000 There's hundreds of these.

00:27:42.000 There must be an affirmative action purge of all these people getting rid of the dead women. 1.00

00:27:47.000 Drunk.

00:27:47.000 But that's an interesting point I don't remember making.

00:27:50.000 There must be an affirmative action purge going on because I know of a guy who fired this woman who's handicapped and incompetent. 1.00

00:27:59.000 And he was always scared to fire her because she might sue him.

00:28:02.000 But he realized now that she'll have no case.

00:28:05.000 She just saves Corona. 1.00

00:28:06.000 So all these people who were hired not for meritocracy or hired because they were black or crippled or something, they're all getting fired in droves now because it's an excuse. 0.84

00:28:18.000 We're taking advantage of the lack of meritocracy in the virus.

00:28:23.000 So we don't talk about the virus much on the show, and that's enough.

00:28:23.000 Oh, yeah.

00:28:25.000 Oh, sorry.

00:28:26.000 Shit.

00:28:27.000 I got to do one more recommendation and then we'll go.

00:28:29.000 Speaking.

00:28:30.000 More serious news.

00:28:32.000 There is this show.

00:28:34.000 This guy did black-ish.

00:28:36.000 He has his own show now, and he's trying to do a Larry David thing.

00:28:39.000 And it's called Black as Fuck. 0.60

00:28:41.000 Hashtag black AF. 0.90

00:28:43.000 And in it, he regularly says, I fucking hate white people.

00:28:49.000 The reverse would be unfathomable.

00:28:52.000 That, by the way, was Roger Ale's favorite thing to do, and he encouraged people at Fox to do it.

00:28:56.000 Always switch it and make the black, white, and the white, black, and see how it stands up.

00:29:01.000 And I got that habit from him.

00:29:05.000 And it's really, it really educates you when you flip it.

00:29:09.000 For example, I was watching Jazz Jennings, and she was there to support her boyfriend.

00:29:16.000 I'm getting confused here.

00:29:17.000 Jazz Jennings has his dick removed, right?

00:29:19.000 And he has a gaping hole there now.

00:29:22.000 He was there to support his friend, who was cutting his dick off, right?

00:29:27.000 And so in that episode, I'm seeing two dicks get cut off, basically, right?

00:29:32.000 They're advocating for that.

00:29:33.000 And I just, I couldn't, this is in my drunken voice notes, too.

00:29:38.000 Drunk me sent me this.

00:29:43.000 My kid, wait a minute.

00:29:45.000 I'm watching Jazz Jennings.

00:29:47.000 Why is everyone okay with cutting off a dick?

00:29:50.000 I've seen two dicks get cut off.

00:29:52.000 Right?

00:29:53.000 So this is what Drunk Me sent, sent this interesting concept.

00:29:56.000 So I'm watching it.

00:29:57.000 I'm seeing two white males have their dicks cut off.

00:29:59.000 And it's floral.

00:30:01.000 It's a beautiful episode with all kinds of happy, upbeat music behind it.

00:30:06.000 And I thought, can you imagine a show where two black lesbians are there to support each other after they all cut their tits off? 1.00

00:30:14.000 I don't think that would air.

00:30:17.000 So cutting a black tit, you could never imagine on TV, cutting a white dick, that's awesome. 1.00

00:30:23.000 Isn't that disturbing?

00:30:26.000 So Jazz Jennings, the show, is kind of sexist and racist.

00:30:33.000 Anyway, in this show, Black as fuck, he hates white people, and then he blames everything on slavery.

00:30:40.000 And what he's trying to do, and see if you can find a clip of it.

00:30:44.000 He's trying to do Larry David.

00:30:46.000 But what he doesn't get, because he's a selfish person fundamentally, is that Larry David's endearing because of his empathy.

00:30:56.000 Like when he gets mad at the pig Parker for parking over the line, he's mad because other people can't park there now.

00:31:04.000 And now you fucked up that whole row of cars.

00:31:07.000 He's not just a dick.

00:31:08.000 In this movie, in this show, he's a complete fucking asshole who spends all his money on clothes and then blames the white man.

00:31:19.000 Not too long ago, my dad got some money.

00:31:21.000 He created a TV show about a black family.

00:31:24.000 He also did a couple movies about black people.

00:31:27.000 And that one reality show he did with Tyra, a black supermodel.

00:31:31.000 Actually, everything he's ever done has been black stuff about black things.

00:31:36.000 So it's self-deprecating, right?

00:31:38.000 But then this is the only self-deprecating thing.

00:31:40.000 Now that I think about it, he's pretty much just a racial profiteer.

00:31:51.000 I guess I recognize him fast and furious.

00:31:54.000 He's like, I fucking hate white people.

00:31:55.000 And then he goes on to say this.

00:31:57.000 This is the kind of thing that's snuck into the show.

00:32:03.000 Blacks are forced to peacock. 1.00

00:32:05.000 That's the car I was talking about.

00:32:06.000 No, no, it's the next car.

00:32:09.000 Blacks, he's forced to dress like that and forced to peacock. 0.99

00:32:11.000 You know why?

00:32:13.000 Because of slavery.

00:32:15.000 You see, the slaves, when they were freed, they couldn't wear their rag clothes out.

00:32:20.000 So the only other clothes they had besides rags was their Sunday best.

00:32:24.000 So blacks back then were overdressed. 0.99

00:32:28.000 And that's the origin of peacocking, which you've seen throughout history, black history.

00:32:34.000 I'm going to be honest, it's a hybrid like yours, so there's that. 1.00

00:32:39.000 Do not apologize.

00:32:40.000 You work hard, you deserve a car like this.

00:32:42.000 I wish I could pull this off, but then people would say I'm just driving it because I have a small dick.

00:32:48.000 But they're not going to say that about you.

00:32:50.000 Because I'm black.

00:32:52.000 No, because you got drunk and pulled your dick out at the Writers' Guild retreat.

00:32:55.000 Remember that?

00:32:57.000 We all remember.

00:32:58.000 I got to go, Steve.

00:32:59.000 Oh, yeah.

00:33:00.000 You know, shoot, that's pretty much Tokyo Drift Time.

00:33:03.000 Fantastic.

00:33:05.000 You got to check it out.

00:33:06.000 It's almost like Hunters, where you'll enjoy it because it's so bad.

00:33:10.000 Blacks hate riffing and jabbing on each other. 1.00

00:33:13.000 They hate that kind of stuff.

00:33:14.000 Yeah, they hate it.

00:33:15.000 And they hate being forced to have an over-the-top car and bright colorful clothes.

00:33:20.000 And when he's making that retarded argument, right? 0.99

00:33:24.000 When was slavery abolished?

00:33:25.000 A retard. 1.00

00:33:27.000 When he's making that retarded argument, I'm thinking, what about Africa? 1.00

00:33:32.000 What about African clothing?

00:33:34.000 It's all very colorful.

00:33:36.000 They're not known.

00:33:37.000 The Sheikis are not known for their drab color schemes. 0.99

00:33:42.000 It makes Hindus look monotone. 1.00

00:33:46.000 Is that my fault too?

00:33:48.000 Is that the Blue Man group?

00:33:49.000 Jeez.

00:33:51.000 Zubi is on the show tonight.

00:33:53.000 I wonder if he's going to be offended by any of this content.

00:33:55.000 I hope I'm not coming across as racist.

00:33:58.000 Why are you racist?

00:33:59.000 Here, let's say a non-racist thing.

00:34:00.000 Kanye was in Forbes because he's just hit a billion.

00:34:04.000 And his first retort when he finds out is, it's not a billion.

00:34:09.000 I'm worth $3 billion, dick.

00:34:12.000 I love him.

00:34:13.000 But yeah, girl, we in a pandemic.

00:34:17.000 Fuck this nigga. 1.00

00:34:19.000 What's the matter with having a billion dollars?

00:34:22.000 This is what I learned from Andrew Breitbart.

00:34:24.000 Remember that story I've told a million times?

00:34:26.000 I sold t-shirts to raise money for his family that said so, because before Trump was president, he wanted to host a Mitt Romney Obama debate in whatever that place is called, Palm Beach, Amanda Del Rey.

00:34:40.000 Amanda Del Rey.

00:34:41.000 Mango del Rey.

00:34:42.000 Marina del Rey is in California.

00:34:43.000 Where?

00:34:44.000 You know, his fucking resort in Florida.

00:34:46.000 Anyway.

00:34:46.000 Oh, oh.

00:34:48.000 And I said, yeah, he's just doing that to show off that he's Mar-a-Lago.

00:34:52.000 Mar-a-Lago.

00:34:54.000 He's just doing that to show off, to show off his money in his big resort.

00:34:57.000 And Breitbart goes, so?

00:34:59.000 I'm glad he's showing off.

00:35:01.000 I'd rather he showed up and we glorify an entrepreneur than we have some stupid lefty network that wants to dominate the fucking conversation. 0.70

00:35:11.000 And I thought, yeah, what a brilliant point.

00:35:14.000 That's probably where I got the venerate the entrepreneur, glorify the entrepreneur and the proud boys tenets.

00:35:19.000 I got it from Breitbart.

00:35:21.000 So when you see that this guy, this entertainer, and forget that, I'm obviously biased because he's MAGA and Christian, but you see a guy who made a billion dollars, you should go, holy shit, that's awesome, dude.

00:35:32.000 We have this idiotic, bullshit myth that there's one pie.

00:35:37.000 And if you, if Kanye has a big piece, that's taking from my piece.

00:35:40.000 No, this infinite pies, he's generating more pie.

00:35:44.000 You should be excited about this, but you're not.

00:35:46.000 And you know why?

00:35:47.000 Because you're envious.

00:35:49.000 And that's not Christian. 0.98

00:35:51.000 That's a sin.

00:35:52.000 Go back to that Twitter moment.

00:35:54.000 It's all people hating him for having a billion.

00:35:57.000 It's just assumed, I really want health care.

00:36:02.000 Kanye, people are dying.

00:36:05.000 Should I buy them more ventilators?

00:36:07.000 I thought we had too many ventilators.

00:36:08.000 We shall eat him too.

00:36:10.000 Now they want to murder him and cook him.

00:36:14.000 It was expected because of his enormous music career and his multiple businesses.

00:36:19.000 Same as Jay-Z.

00:36:20.000 Yeah.

00:36:22.000 What is this?

00:36:23.000 Since the rich are getting richer, the poor are getting poorer.

00:36:26.000 That's not how it works.

00:36:28.000 Life goes on.

00:36:29.000 What does that say?

00:36:30.000 Life goes on and who gives an effing damn?

00:36:33.000 Maggie Thatcher explained this perfectly too.

00:36:36.000 They were giving her shit for the wage gap in the UK. 1.00

00:36:41.000 And she said, the wage gap was closer.

00:36:44.000 There was less of a wage gap when I started here.

00:36:46.000 But the poor are more successful now.

00:36:50.000 So you would rather we were back down here, closer together, than for their wage gap to be high and the poor to be doing better off.

00:36:59.000 You don't want success.

00:37:00.000 And I don't understand why people have a fucking problem with this.

00:37:03.000 There's a 1% in everything.

00:37:06.000 There's the top 1% of math.

00:37:09.000 There's the 1% of the YouTubers are making 90% of the money.

00:37:14.000 1% of the chess players are Russian, and they're making 80% of the successful chess players.

00:37:21.000 Who fucking cares?

00:37:24.000 People excel.

00:37:25.000 It's rare to excel.

00:37:27.000 Kanye is a very talented songwriter who made a ton of money and he used his fame to further some interesting business investments.

00:37:35.000 With, by the way, everyone hating his guts for supporting Trump.

00:37:38.000 He still managed to plow through that and generate income.

00:37:42.000 And he's promoting Christianity. 0.61

00:37:43.000 What the fuck's your problem?

00:37:45.000 I want the money.

00:37:47.000 He has probably one of the most historic shoes in the world, too, and nobody knocks Jordan for that.

00:37:51.000 Jordan has had that sort of shoe game going on for decades now.

00:37:55.000 Speaking of Jordan, by the way, thank you for bringing that up.

00:37:58.000 I'm going to start a GoFundMe for myself to buy some off-white, this particular pair of shoes I want.

00:38:08.000 So I don't know how this, I've never done a GoFundMe before.

00:38:11.000 I obviously can afford $1,200 shoes, but I'm not comfortable spending that much money.

00:38:17.000 And I've wanted these for a long time now.

00:38:19.000 No, the blue ones.

00:38:20.000 Yeah, I'm going to look.

00:38:23.000 So the very, yeah, those ones.

00:38:26.000 So the 12.

00:38:27.000 So guys, if we all band together, say there's what, 16,000 subscribers, if everyone donates a dollar, I can buy these shoes for myself.

00:38:36.000 You're 11?

00:38:37.000 I'm 11.

00:38:38.000 Eric Jordan's fit weird.

00:38:38.000 I don't know.

00:38:39.000 I'm fit in Chucks.

00:38:41.000 But Chucks are a weird size.

00:38:43.000 I might be 10 and a half.

00:38:46.000 So 1478.

00:38:48.000 If we all work hard and pull together, we can buy me these ridiculous shoes that I'm way too old to wear.

00:38:54.000 All right.

00:38:57.000 Corona.

00:38:59.000 We don't talk about It on the show, but if something is tangentially related, I will get involved.

00:39:04.000 And I heard this quote that knocked my socks off.

00:39:09.000 Remember, last year, this is 1.8, there was that teacher who said the hair-whitening sentence of, I believe that raising a child is a responsibility of the community and that parents should not have the final say.

00:39:25.000 What?

00:39:28.000 Let's be honest.

00:39:29.000 Some of you don't know what's best for your kids.

00:39:33.000 The state should raise your kids. 0.51

00:39:35.000 De Blasio feels this way.

00:39:37.000 He wants kids to stay in school till 6.30.

00:39:42.000 You know how long kids should be in school for?

00:39:45.000 Three hours maximum.

00:39:46.000 They should be playing.

00:39:47.000 Look at the way they're designed.

00:39:49.000 Every house in my community has a trampoline in the backyard.

00:39:53.000 You know why?

00:39:54.000 Because the kids are fucking bottled up all day.

00:39:57.000 They have to jump in place like a mad dog.

00:40:00.000 Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing.

00:40:02.000 Because you strap them into a chair all fucking day.

00:40:06.000 It's not natural.

00:40:07.000 Look at the way they are on Saturday.

00:40:08.000 Like my youngest boy, I take him boxing with his friend.

00:40:13.000 He's seven now.

00:40:14.000 We've been doing it for about a year, right?

00:40:15.000 So I'm taking two six-year-olds to a boxing gym.

00:40:17.000 Now, the trainer's kind of weird.

00:40:20.000 I've had a talk with him in the past.

00:40:22.000 And I said, he might be punchy, but I said, dude, I don't need them to be able to win in a fight.

00:40:30.000 They're little kids.

00:40:31.000 Like, you should have a clown nose on and just be going, dude, dude, let's punch balloons. 0.99

00:40:36.000 I want them to be interested in boxing.

00:40:38.000 But he treats them like they have a fight this Friday.

00:40:41.000 So it's the same, it's basically the same routine I do, like crunches and shadow and hitting the heavy bag and doing the slip rope.

00:40:51.000 So anyway, it's fucking exhausting and they're pink and sweaty at the end.

00:40:55.000 Well, the other kid's black, so he's purple, I guess.

00:40:59.000 And they're drinking Gatorade.

00:41:01.000 On the way home, I take them to a McDonald's with a play area.

00:41:05.000 They tear that thing to shreds after this hour workout. 0.98

00:41:09.000 It's another hour of running around, jumping, getting in trouble from the staff because they're jumping up on the thing you put your shoes on, like going nuts.

00:41:17.000 That's what kids should be doing.

00:41:20.000 I'm going to do another dictator video where I explain this.

00:41:22.000 They should just be out in a big open field.

00:41:24.000 5% of people should be overeducated.

00:41:26.000 Anyway, so remember that sentence, right?

00:41:29.000 Our society is often very sensitive when it comes to criticizing parents.

00:41:33.000 Yeah, you should be.

00:41:34.000 They're my fucking kids, asshole. 0.92

00:41:37.000 And teachers are often afraid of parents because they are given so much authority.

00:41:41.000 Is that the most mental sentence you've ever heard in your life?

00:41:46.000 Parents are given so much authority over their kids.

00:41:51.000 Yeah, you know by who?

00:41:53.000 God.

00:41:55.000 Nature.

00:41:56.000 You know, I was in the forest the other day and there was this beautiful cub there and I went to pick it up and of course the mother comes over and thinks and starts attacking me.

00:42:07.000 And all I wanted to do was pick up the cub and play with it.

00:42:09.000 But we give these bears so much authority over their cubs.

00:42:13.000 It's ridiculous.

00:42:15.000 We shouldn't do it anymore.

00:42:16.000 I was climbing a tree the other day and I saw this eagle's nest and I wanted to play with the eggs and look at them.

00:42:22.000 This eagle comes flying down screeching that horrible screech.

00:42:27.000 Its talons were ripping into my flesh.

00:42:30.000 We give so much authority to these eagles over their eggs.

00:42:34.000 You turn around.

00:42:37.000 It's ridiculous.

00:42:38.000 The state should be raising all children.

00:42:42.000 And by the way, that article was with a drag queen story hour.

00:42:46.000 So in the actual piece, he's proving why he shouldn't have authority.

00:42:51.000 And by the way, this was in Texas where they caught one of the drag queen guys with a, had a history of, it was a sex crime.

00:42:58.000 What was it?

00:42:59.000 Sex offender.

00:43:00.000 A registered sex offender.

00:43:02.000 You, the state, got put my kids with a fucking sex offender and you're saying I have too much authority.

00:43:07.000 You should be handling it because I don't know what's best for my kids.

00:43:11.000 Anyway, this is all a big intro to this Harvard professor who restated this jawdropper.

00:43:18.000 You ready for this?

00:43:21.000 This is 1-7.

00:43:24.000 The issue is, do we think that parents should have 24-7 essentially authoritarian control over their children from ages 0 to 18?

00:43:38.000 She did it.

00:43:39.000 She trumped that previous guy. 1.00

00:43:41.000 She's now in the top. 0.95

00:43:44.000 It is authoritarian control to let your parents, to let parents parent.

00:43:52.000 I think it's always dangerous to put powerful people in charge of the powerless and to give the powerful ones total authority.

00:43:59.000 So we should give it to a powerless company like the government.

00:44:04.000 And like the dictionary definition of authoritarian talks about the government having too much authority.

00:44:12.000 And here she is, a Harvard professor, saying that the government not controlling your kids is authoritarian.

00:44:20.000 This is like when I, the word literally, if you look it up on Google, it says not literally.

00:44:28.000 They've changed.

00:44:29.000 Authoritarian now means not authoritarian.

00:44:33.000 If you're not living in a tyrannical society where the government controls how your kids think, you're an authoritarian.

00:44:40.000 You're a fascist.

00:44:41.000 And that's true of free speech too.

00:44:44.000 If you are pro-free speech, you're a fascist.

00:44:49.000 This is what Orwell talked about.

00:44:51.000 The manipulation of words.

00:44:55.000 All we can do is give it back to them and say, when they yell at you for not having a mask, say, my body, my choice.

00:45:02.000 Hello, you've got a base.

00:45:05.000 What's that got to do with anything?

00:45:07.000 It's like, hello, like, wake up, like, duh.

00:45:11.000 Do you have Zubi on the line?

00:45:13.000 I got Zubs.

00:45:14.000 Okay.

00:45:15.000 We teased it on Thursday, so that's, it's weird how we interviewed him twice, I guess.

00:45:22.000 But he grew up in Saudi Arabia, which is a Muslim country to the tune of, I think, 100%.

00:45:28.000 But I thought this was interesting.

00:45:32.000 The left are their own worst enemies.

00:45:35.000 And RuPaul's drag race had a Muslim on it? 1.00

00:45:41.000 Here's the thing: with Christianity, they say it's a sin to be gay, but if you beg God, Jesus, for forgiveness, then you can still go to heaven.

00:45:52.000 It's just a sin.

00:45:54.000 I'm an alcoholic.

00:45:55.000 That's a sin.

00:45:55.000 I'm not going to hell because I accept Christ as my personal Savior.

00:46:00.000 Islam doesn't have that caveat.

00:46:02.000 Islam is not about compromise. 1.00

00:46:06.000 So even the fact that you got that much makeup on, that would be bad for a woman. 1.00

00:46:12.000 As Michael Malice says, showing reverence to Allah does not include putting the entire landcomb counter on your face.

00:46:22.000 But go back to this.

00:46:23.000 This is a really weird thing because look at the headline.

00:46:28.000 Stop, stop, stop.

00:46:29.000 Go to the headline.

00:46:31.000 Islam drag race, Jeff Goldblum receives backlash for Islam comments to Jackie Cox.

00:46:36.000 And what he said to her was, is there something in this religion that is anti-homosexuality and anti-woman?

00:46:44.000 Yes.

00:46:45.000 They throw gays off buildings. 1.00

00:46:47.000 It's a sin to be gay. 1.00

00:46:48.000 And it's not a revocable sin.

00:46:50.000 In fact, in a lot of Muslim countries, they are for sex changes. 0.95

00:46:54.000 Because at least it's a straight woman now. 0.99

00:46:58.000 An anti-woman? 0.99

00:46:59.000 Yeah.

00:46:59.000 Sharia says you need twice as many people, witnesses, for a woman's say than a man's say.

00:47:06.000 I'm so sexist sometimes I like that, though.

00:47:09.000 Does that complicate the issue?

00:47:10.000 And then he has that sort of cuck thing where he says, I'm just raising it and thinking out loud and maybe being stupid.

00:47:16.000 So that's what Jeff Goldblum said.

00:47:19.000 Jews are allowed to question Islam. 0.82

00:47:23.000 But look at the clip.

00:47:25.000 They don't choose that clip in the article.

00:47:27.000 But the clip is great because I can't shut down radical Islam, but they can. 1.00

00:47:34.000 And isn't it funny?

00:47:35.000 Look, they're being incredibly gay. 1.00

00:47:37.000 And Lauren Southern is permanently banned from the UK because she did a Allah loves LGBT thing in a very Muslim part of London. 1.00

00:47:47.000 I think it might have been Luton.

00:47:49.000 And that offended people because Allah does not like the gays. 1.00

00:47:54.000 And so she's banned for life. 0.98

00:47:56.000 That's what this guy's doing.

00:47:59.000 He's offending Muslims.

00:48:01.000 Which is okay with me.

00:48:03.000 When the Muslim ban happened, it really destroyed a lot of my faith.

00:48:09.000 Wait a minute, just pause.

00:48:12.000 I don't think men are allowed to wear a hijab. 0.99

00:48:16.000 That's blasphemous, too.

00:48:17.000 Yeah.

00:48:19.000 So you have a gay wearing a hijab and you have a man wearing a hijab. 1.00

00:48:23.000 Those are both verboten.

00:48:25.000 No, I think he means by the Muslim ban that he was banned from being a Muslim because he acts this way. 1.00

00:48:31.000 Yeah, dude, there is a Muslim band.

00:48:34.000 They ban you from their religion. 0.51

00:48:36.000 This country.

00:48:37.000 They went as so far as to do so thousands of years ago, actually.

00:48:41.000 They predicted this.

00:48:42.000 And really hurt my family.

00:48:45.000 What about when you saw your family?

00:48:46.000 You're thrown off buildings.

00:48:47.000 Did that offend you?

00:48:51.000 That's so wrong to me.

00:48:55.000 And I had to show America that you can be LGBT and from the Middle East and there's going to be complicated around that and that's okay.

00:49:08.000 But I hear it.

00:49:11.000 I deserve to be in America just as much as anyone else.

00:49:15.000 Everything you're saying really registers with me.

00:49:18.000 At the end of the day, this country is for everyone and I'm so sorry.

00:49:23.000 Against the law to be gay in Saudi Arabia.

00:49:25.000 Wow.

00:49:27.000 Anyway.

00:49:28.000 Did you see his you didn't see Jeff Goldman's reaction?

00:49:30.000 No.

00:49:31.000 Oh.

00:49:33.000 That is one big pile of shit.

00:49:43.000 All right.

00:49:45.000 This looks like I'm setting up Zubi, and I don't want to piss him off because he's a great guest and I want to have him back on the show.

00:49:52.000 I don't think he could deny, though, that there's plenty of criticisms for Saudi Arabia.

00:49:58.000 But I'm sure there's plenty of good things about it.

00:49:59.000 Let's discuss both with him now.

00:50:02.000 Watch the rapper got some lingoes busted while the guitar sways.

00:50:07.000 B-side copy for the radio.

00:50:10.000 Zubi, are you there, sir?

00:50:12.000 I am here right here.

00:50:14.000 How you doing?

00:50:14.000 Yo, Roy, Gayes?

00:50:17.000 Yeah, man.

00:50:17.000 I'm all good, man.

00:50:18.000 I'm all good.

00:50:19.000 We're still on this weird lockdown thing, but I'm not too locked down.

00:50:22.000 I'm still going out and all that, so it's all good.

00:50:24.000 Yeah, yeah, I don't really mind it either.

00:50:27.000 I noticed you don't have a British accent.

00:50:30.000 I do not.

00:50:30.000 No, I did not grow up in the UK.

00:50:32.000 I was born here, but didn't grow up here.

00:50:34.000 And you grew up in Saudi Arabia?

00:50:36.000 Yeah, that's right.

00:50:37.000 Lived there for 19 years in total.

00:50:40.000 Spent a lot of time in my teenage years going back and forth between there and the UK during my schooling and university.

00:50:46.000 But yeah, I lived in Saudi for almost 20 years.

00:50:49.000 So I went to an international school.

00:50:52.000 Most of my teachers were American.

00:50:53.000 Lots of my friends were American, Canadian, everything, from all over really.

00:50:57.000 But I was basically taught English by Americans.

00:51:00.000 So I picked up the accent there and I've always somewhat maintained it.

00:51:04.000 I get mad when I see Saudi Arabians driving on those two-wheel things, you know, when they take the car and they go sideways on it. 1.00

00:51:10.000 Oh, I think that's awesome.

00:51:12.000 Well, I just think, why did we give you guys so much money?

00:51:17.000 Because that oil, man.

00:51:19.000 Yeah, but this is what we should have done, whatever it was 500 years ago, 200 years ago.

00:51:24.000 We should have said, hey, we've been doing some research in your sand and you have this black gunk that's threatening your water supply.

00:51:30.000 So we're going to take it out of there for $100 a month.

00:51:34.000 And then later we'll say, hey, you want to buy some oil, some gas?

00:51:40.000 Yeah, no, they got that one.

00:51:43.000 You know, Gulf states, it's a good hustle. 0.98

00:51:46.000 They're sitting on some valuable stuff right there.

00:51:49.000 Well, not valuable right now, to be fair.

00:51:51.000 But this is where I get offensive.

00:51:53.000 I don't think they would have figured out how to get it out on their own.

00:51:58.000 I think the Middle East is pretty backwards. 1.00

00:52:02.000 Hmm.

00:52:03.000 Hmm.

00:52:05.000 This is an interesting conversation.

00:52:07.000 It depends.

00:52:08.000 You know, I think a lot of things depends on how you look at it, man.

00:52:15.000 I get a lot of flack for saying anything positive about Saudi Arabia.

00:52:19.000 If I say anything positive about Saudi Arabia in public, people go nuts, despite the fact that I lived there for a couple decades.

00:52:25.000 And, you know, a lot of, it's one of those countries people have a very strong opinion on, but most people don't know very little about it, which is an odd thing.

00:52:35.000 I think the entire Middle East is primitive. 0.99

00:52:38.000 Like, look at their clothes, and they got the big long gown that we wore in the Bible.

00:52:42.000 And even their food is like, it's a bunch of leftovers.

00:52:45.000 Just like, here, dip this and this and have that.

00:52:47.000 And we're in a fucking tent like Jesus was born an hour ago.

00:52:51.000 I'm not impressed.

00:52:53.000 Have you been there?

00:52:54.000 No.

00:52:55.000 I've been to Israel and Palestine.

00:52:58.000 What was that like?

00:52:58.000 Okay.

00:52:59.000 I haven't been to those.

00:53:01.000 It was very enlightening.

00:53:02.000 Okay.

00:53:03.000 But are you like proud?

00:53:06.000 You're right.

00:53:07.000 But are you proud of Saudi Arabian culture?

00:53:07.000 I'm totally ignorant.

00:53:10.000 Am I proud of Saudi Arabian culture?

00:53:12.000 I mean, I'm not Saudi to be proud of it, just like I'm not American to be proud of American culture. 0.99

00:53:17.000 You know what I mean?

00:53:18.000 Why were you raised there?

00:53:20.000 Your dad is like an oil exec or something?

00:53:22.000 No, he's actually a medical doctor, but he worked for an oil company.

00:53:25.000 Ah, I see.

00:53:26.000 Yeah.

00:53:27.000 I mean, my experience of Saudi was incredibly positive, and as it was for the vast majority of people I know who grew up there.

00:53:35.000 So, you know, there's different worlds there.

00:53:38.000 I'm totally aware that me being an expat and the child of expats, I have a different experience to a lot of people who are nationals.

00:53:47.000 But if you speak to a lot of Saudi nationals, a lot of Saudi nationals are very, very proud of their country.

00:53:53.000 And there are a lot of things, there are a lot of issues in the Western world, many of which I know you think are issues as well, which are not big problems over there.

00:54:01.000 So certainly there's an argument to be made that parts, that that part of the world is too conservative, if we want to use that term, in certain regards.

00:54:11.000 I don't disagree with that.

00:54:12.000 But there's also a very strong case to be made that if you look at the modern UK or Canada or the US and a lot of the nonsense that's going on there, that they're too liberal in some regards and they've kind of gone off the deep end in the in the other direction.

00:54:26.000 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:54:27.000 I mean, at least they value the family and stuff where the family has become public enemy number one in our culture.

00:54:34.000 But didn't they abolish slavery like an hour ago?

00:54:39.000 In Saudi Arabia.

00:54:40.000 Yeah.

00:54:41.000 No, no, no.

00:54:42.000 No, that's not true.

00:54:43.000 Dude, it was like 1990 or something insane.

00:54:47.000 I don't know.

00:54:48.000 I don't know.

00:54:49.000 In terms of the formal laws, I'm not certain.

00:54:52.000 So I wouldn't really want to speak on that.

00:54:54.000 It's alarmingly recent.

00:54:55.000 I do know that.

00:54:56.000 Okay.

00:54:58.000 Yeah, I mean, look, there's certainly, it's not hard to, I'll be honest.

00:55:02.000 I mean, I don't think it's hard to criticize any country.

00:55:05.000 I think it depends on what you focus on, right?

00:55:07.000 I think if someone wanted to be very deeply critical of America, it's not hard to do.

00:55:11.000 Someone wanted to be deeply critical of the UK, it's not hard to do.

00:55:15.000 And you can always point out certain extreme things or things that you really, really disagree with that happen in a nation or things that the government does, for example, which lots of people generally would think are messed up.

00:55:26.000 But I think it's important to draw the line and the distinction between the government and the people.

00:55:31.000 And I know a lot of Saudis.

00:55:33.000 I know way more Saudis than most people do.

00:55:36.000 And in my experience as someone who lived there for a long time, my general view of the country is positive.

00:55:42.000 I know that surprises a lot of people.

00:55:45.000 I do know a lot of people from the West who have gone there with some trepidation, especially now that they have the tourist visas open.

00:55:50.000 This includes women, by the way, who were very, very surprised by how much they actually liked it.

00:55:56.000 And yeah, you know, like with any nation, you're going to have pros and cons.

00:56:01.000 And what I want to say to people really is that, yeah, it's not, there's a lot of misinformation in terms of what people believe here.

00:56:09.000 And it doesn't mean that all of it is without any basis.

00:56:12.000 But yeah, it's somewhere.

00:56:14.000 Honestly, if you ever get a chance to go there, especially now more recently, stuff has changed quite a lot, even since I haven't been there for 10 years.

00:56:21.000 But from my understanding, I had a guy from there on my podcast recently who's a Saudi native, and he was talking about some of the very big changes that have happened just in the past three or four years.

00:56:31.000 So, you know, the place is changing.

00:56:35.000 But it's interesting.

00:56:36.000 it's a very interesting place.

00:56:37.000 And I think most people who go there from the West would actually be surprised by the If I stepped off the plane, I would evaporate.

00:56:46.000 We think 70 degrees is balmy.

00:56:49.000 Yeah, it gets to like 120 there.

00:56:53.000 Yeah, it is hot.

00:56:55.000 It is definitely hot.

00:56:56.000 Do women have to wear head coverings everywhere they go? 1.00

00:57:00.000 No, not anymore.

00:57:01.000 Can you drink?

00:57:02.000 Are there pubs?

00:57:03.000 No, no, no, no alcohol.

00:57:05.000 Alcohol is still totally illegal and will probably remain that way.

00:57:09.000 Well, I mean, that's kind of the end of this debate, is it not?

00:57:13.000 You're talking to someone who's teetotal anyway, so it's not really a big deal.

00:57:16.000 I should have led with that argument and then I could just drop this mic.

00:57:20.000 Plop.

00:57:22.000 Did you experience racism there?

00:57:25.000 No, not at all.

00:57:26.000 But they have, they see, in most of the Middle East, they see blacks as inferior.

00:57:32.000 People say that about the U.S., though, and I don't think it's true about either country.

00:57:37.000 There are a lot of people, even people in the U.S., who really think that that is true.

00:57:42.000 And I surprise people when I say that I don't experience a lot of racism anywhere.

00:57:47.000 And whether I'm talking Eastern Europe or the Middle East or the UK or USA or whatever, I've experienced very, very little racism in my life.

00:57:55.000 I mean, you get the occasional weirdo like far lefties on Twitter who think it's cool to throw some stuff at me.

00:58:02.000 It's always from the left wing, by the way, never from the right.

00:58:04.000 Well, they love you when you're a pet.

00:58:07.000 But then as soon as the pet chews the Chesterfield or spills something, then he's a bad dog.

00:58:15.000 And that's when coon comes out and the N-word and Uncle Tom and all that stuff. 0.68

00:58:20.000 Yeah, it was saving.

00:58:21.000 Yeah, I've experienced a lot of that.

00:58:22.000 But in Saudi, honestly, I lived there for 20 years, not a single incident.

00:58:26.000 Not one.

00:58:27.000 Did you get laid there?

00:58:31.000 I was pretty young.

00:58:33.000 No, not when you were 10 as an adult male.

00:58:39.000 I haven't spent much of my adult life there.

00:58:41.000 Most of my adult life has been back in the UK and then in other countries.

00:58:45.000 Oh, okay.

00:58:46.000 So, yeah.

00:58:47.000 How does a man satisfy his primal desires in Saudi Arabia?

00:58:51.000 In the back of a car or something?

00:58:53.000 Get married and have a family.

00:58:55.000 That's it.

00:58:56.000 Get married, have a family.

00:58:57.000 I'm sure there's people who do, you know, I'm sure there's people who do other stuff.

00:59:00.000 You know, men are going to be men.

00:59:02.000 But yeah, I mean, the family structure, I mean, that's when people ask me, you know, what are some of the pros of Saudi Arabia or Saudi culture?

00:59:10.000 I mean, one of the obvious ones, you already mentioned it, would be the approach to family and marriage and actually upholding their more traditional religious values.

00:59:21.000 Again, you know, there are certain things there that can be criticized.

00:59:23.000 But in terms of having a stable societal structure, that is something that I feel like the West is losing and that they're doing a good job of maintaining.

00:59:36.000 Of course, you know, even if you talk about stuff like drugs and alcohol, I mean, how many problems in the modern Western world stem from drugs and alcohol?

00:59:46.000 It's a lot of problems.

00:59:47.000 So I can totally, like, I'm pretty libertarian myself.

00:59:50.000 So I can totally understand the argument of people should be able to sort of make those decisions for themselves and do what they want.

00:59:56.000 But I can also understand the approach of like, look, we've seen what this has done in other places.

01:00:00.000 Like, we don't want this.

01:00:01.000 We don't want this.

01:00:02.000 It's against our religion.

01:00:03.000 It's against our values.

01:00:04.000 We don't want alcohol.

01:00:04.000 We don't want it.

01:00:06.000 We don't want drugs coming in here.

01:00:07.000 And they just draw that hard line.

01:00:09.000 And the reality is it works, right?

01:00:11.000 You don't go around the street and see people drunk and on drugs.

01:00:14.000 There's no homelessness in South.

01:00:16.000 There's no homelessness.

01:00:18.000 There's no drug addicts.

01:00:19.000 So all of those problems that we're trying to solve over here, they do avoid a lot of that.

01:00:24.000 Like I said, of course, it comes with its own problems.

01:00:28.000 But I think that it's not fair to not weigh those things up and act like everything here is perfect and we don't have any social issues here and that everything there is bad and that there's nothing that we could sort of learn or perhaps even relearn from some of those societies and be like, oh, you know what?

01:00:45.000 Like maybe it's a good idea for people to get married and have families and not all get divorced and be strung out on all this stuff, you know?

01:00:53.000 Yeah, I'd like there to be some more stigma with divorce at least.

01:00:56.000 It's kind of seen as cool.

01:00:58.000 People after 10, I saw Amy Pohler.

01:01:00.000 I don't know if you know who she is.

01:01:01.000 She's like a famous comic over here, comedian lady, comedy lady, I should say. 1.00

01:01:05.000 And she was like, yeah, but we lasted for 10 years, and I think that's something to be proud of.

01:01:10.000 Oh, congratulations.

01:01:11.000 You're getting divorced.

01:01:13.000 Yeah.

01:01:13.000 Good work.

01:01:14.000 You know, I think, like I said, I just think in the modern West, I think it's overcorrected.

01:01:14.000 Yeah.

01:01:19.000 I think it's gone too far in the other way.

01:01:21.000 I think there was probably a time a couple decades ago where it was like, okay, kind of got the right balance here.

01:01:28.000 And it's sort of tilted too far the other way.

01:01:31.000 I mean, you've got now people, you've got children being put on, you've got people debating what is a man, what is a woman.

01:01:36.000 You've got children being put on hormones.

01:01:38.000 You've got like all of this just bizarre, weird stuff going on, which has been a big conversation over the last 10 years.

01:01:45.000 And yeah, as I've said, you know, we can criticize other places.

01:01:48.000 But if I look at where my family is originally from, which is Nigeria, or I look at Saudi Arabia, I'm like, look, those things are just not, those aren't even conversations.

01:01:56.000 Those aren't issues there.

01:01:58.000 There are other issues, but stuff like that is, you know, they at least got those basics down.

01:02:04.000 Yeah, we used to have them down too.

01:02:05.000 It was a lot more voluntary than it is in an Islamic society. 0.98

01:02:10.000 How do you feel about...

01:02:12.000 How do you feel about Islam in the UK right now?

01:02:14.000 It seems to be a scourge.

01:02:17.000 I wouldn't say that.

01:02:18.000 I can understand people's concern with elements of it, not just in the UK, but in Europe in general.

01:02:28.000 It's not something I have super duper strong feelings on.

01:02:32.000 What about the Pakistani grooming gangs?

01:02:35.000 Okay, that's a problem.

01:02:36.000 That's a problem.

01:02:38.000 No question, right?

01:02:39.000 And I think that I think it's ridiculous That For the sake of So-called Political correctness People didn't want to And I think that's a massive issue.

01:02:56.000 And I think that's one of the dangers of political correctness is it prevents people from talking openly about legitimate issues, right?

01:03:04.000 I think there's a balance.

01:03:05.000 I can understand the idea of, okay, we don't want to completely paint with a super broad brush.

01:03:12.000 We don't want people to go out and just start attacking someone who's wearing a headscarf or who they know is a Muslim or whatever.

01:03:17.000 I do understand that.

01:03:20.000 But at the same time, there's this, like I said, it's the same word, right?

01:03:25.000 It's an over-correction.

01:03:26.000 It's going, oh, okay, so instead, we're just going to sweep this under the carpet and we're going to act like it has nothing to do with anything and it's not happening and everyone's making it up.

01:03:33.000 And if you say otherwise, you're Islamophobic.

01:03:35.000 That's also a ridiculous position.

01:03:38.000 And the truth is in the middle.

01:03:40.000 The answer is, was this going on?

01:03:43.000 Is this thing an issue?

01:03:44.000 Yes, absolutely.

01:03:45.000 Are the people who are doing this primarily of this dissent?

01:03:48.000 And are they justifying it?

01:03:50.000 Perhaps using some of their cultural or religious beliefs?

01:03:55.000 Sure, right?

01:03:57.000 Just like any extremist would, for example, right?

01:04:00.000 It's ridiculous if someone commits a terrorist bombing or a knife attack or a shooting attack or whatever, and they do it in the name of a specific ideology or religion, then it's ridiculous to say that they didn't do it in the name of the thing that they did, which is another thing people sort of try to do.

01:04:17.000 Does that mean that all or most people who are in that demographic or of that belief follow that and want that to happen?

01:04:24.000 No, of course not.

01:04:25.000 And I mean, hopefully this is like obvious, but it seems like stuff that people struggle to find the balance and just be truthful and be honest with.

01:04:36.000 Are you religious?

01:04:38.000 I'm a Christian, yeah.

01:04:39.000 So you were a Christian living in an Islamic society for 20 years?

01:04:43.000 Absolutely.

01:04:44.000 And no problems over there?

01:04:46.000 No problems, no.

01:04:48.000 Is there Christian churches?

01:04:50.000 No, there are no churches in Saudi Arabia.

01:04:52.000 Because they're killing the Middle East. 1.00

01:04:55.000 No church buildings anyway.

01:04:56.000 No church buildings.

01:04:57.000 Hundreds of Christians a day in the Middle East and well, around the world.

01:05:02.000 Yeah, there are parts of the Middle East where that's a, excuse me, there are parts of the Middle East where that is a major issue.

01:05:08.000 In Saudi Arabia specifically, I mean, look, the country is 99.5% Muslim, right?

01:05:15.000 It's that's how it is.

01:05:18.000 With me, I can only speak of my personal experience.

01:05:20.000 So I don't know what it would be like for, say, a Saudi national who is a Christian or anything non-Muslim, atheist, whatever.

01:05:28.000 I can't speak on their behalf.

01:05:30.000 As an expat, the situation basically where I lived and I know with other expat communities was you can have your can have church services, you can congregate.

01:05:39.000 It would normally be in like a theater or like perhaps even a school gym or any room because there's no actual church building.

01:05:47.000 They do have pastors.

01:05:49.000 You'll have expat pastors who are in there and everything.

01:05:51.000 You can hold your services, everything as usual.

01:05:54.000 No one's going to bother you.

01:05:56.000 Everything's cool.

01:05:57.000 But like I said, if you were sort of outside in the real Saudi, then the situation there most likely would be pretty different.

01:06:05.000 So I can't.

01:06:06.000 It would be pretty bad.

01:06:07.000 It would be pretty bad for you.

01:06:08.000 In that regard, though, I don't think Saudi is one of the worst.

01:06:12.000 I think there are countries where sort of the persecution of Christians and other religious minorities is far, far worse than Saudi, as far as I know.

01:06:20.000 I mean, like I said, my family is originally from Nigeria.

01:06:23.000 The north of Nigeria would be far more dangerous, for example.

01:06:27.000 If someone was gay in Nigeria, would someone talk to them say, why are you gay?

01:06:33.000 Oh, like the Ugandan interviewer.

01:06:37.000 You are gay. 1.00

01:06:39.000 That was the best interview in the world.

01:06:42.000 I am not gay.

01:06:44.000 Why is the African accent so fun to do? 1.00

01:06:49.000 And why are you beating him?

01:06:51.000 Confusion of the highest order.

01:06:53.000 That was the best line in that whole thing.

01:06:55.000 Who is going to pay for it?

01:06:57.000 If you hang out with that boy, he's going to stab you and you will die and we have a funeral.

01:07:02.000 And who is going to pay for it?

01:07:06.000 Is that how your dad talks?

01:07:08.000 Sorry?

01:07:09.000 Is that how your dad talks?

01:07:10.000 Does he have that accent?

01:07:12.000 My dad does not talk like that.

01:07:13.000 That's too bad.

01:07:14.000 No.

01:07:15.000 Well, I can't remember what the question was.

01:07:18.000 Zubi, why are you talking to a hate man?

01:07:22.000 He is going to kill you.

01:07:24.000 You will be in a funeral.

01:07:26.000 Who is going to pay for it?

01:07:27.000 He is gay. 0.99

01:07:29.000 Do you know what's funny?

01:07:31.000 Here's a question.

01:07:33.000 why is it considered racist to do some accents, but not other ones?

01:07:36.000 The only one you're not allowed to do is any, Jamaican is sort of like if you did a commercial with a white guy doing a Jamaican accent, you get in trouble. 0.95

01:07:48.000 But you can do it on stage and stuff.

01:07:51.000 But for some reason, the Chinese, I did a book, The Death of Cool, and I had an audio book, and I had all these actors come in and play various roles.

01:08:00.000 None of them would do the Chinese woman. 1.00

01:08:03.000 So I had to hire a Chinese lady to come in, and she was a shitty actor. 1.00

01:08:08.000 So that part of the book sucks because she's like, oh, why you go over there for so long?

01:08:13.000 And I thought, can I just get someone funny to do this accent?

01:08:16.000 Nope, not allowed.

01:08:18.000 Why is that?

01:08:19.000 I don't know.

01:08:20.000 It's an interesting question.

01:08:21.000 It's one of those things I've wondered because people do accents all the time, right?

01:08:26.000 People, you know, just messing around and whatever.

01:08:28.000 And it's like, there's tons of them that are fine to do, right?

01:08:31.000 No one is going to get offended if someone does an American or British or a French or a German or tons of different accents.

01:08:38.000 Like no one cares.

01:08:39.000 But then it's like there's certain ones where someone does it and all of a sudden it's like, oh my gosh.

01:08:44.000 Well, that happened with Blackface about seven years ago. 1.00

01:08:50.000 Before that, you would have Billy Crystal doing Sammy Davis Jr. or even Jimmy Kimmel doing a basketball player or Jimmy Fallon.

01:08:59.000 If he was doing a black guy, he'd have black skin. 0.99

01:09:01.000 And then that became verboten.

01:09:03.000 We somehow jumped back to Jim Crow. 0.87

01:09:05.000 So then you'd have Fred Armison doing Obama on Saturday Night Live, but he'd have the wig, he'd have the Afro wig, but his same skin. 0.93

01:09:13.000 So he looked like Obama with food poisoning or something, who was like really sick.

01:09:18.000 It looked so bizarre.

01:09:20.000 Pale Obama.

01:09:21.000 Yeah, people are kind of dishonest with that one as well, too, because there's a difference between actual blackface, which is legitimately considered offensive by vast majority of people, and then there's just dressing like someone.

01:09:37.000 Trying to look like the guy.

01:09:38.000 Yeah.

01:09:39.000 Blackface has to be black. 1.00

01:09:40.000 You need a big white mouth. 0.97

01:09:42.000 Yeah, it's a different thing.

01:09:43.000 That's a different thing.

01:09:43.000 It's slightly beige.

01:09:45.000 No, yeah, it's a different thing.

01:09:47.000 We live in a weird time where people...

01:09:50.000 There's always going to be stuff that is...

01:09:52.000 I don't know.

01:09:53.000 I think that people want to...

01:10:03.000 People think that it's virtuous to be offended.

01:10:05.000 They think that it's a good thing to be offended.

01:10:07.000 And people will pick stuff out that I know they're not even legitimately offended by or think is a massive problem, but they want to use it to sort of score points or to do this or to do that.

01:10:18.000 And I think a big problem with a lot of it, to be honest with you, is it makes it difficult for people to determine what is actually a problem and what is not.

01:10:31.000 If you call everybody a racist, if you call everybody a Nazi, then you very quickly run out of words and labels to use to address legitimate issues.

01:10:40.000 Well, you can't sue for it anymore.

01:10:42.000 Five years ago, you could sue someone if they called you a Nazi.

01:10:45.000 Today, it just means jerk, so there's no damages.

01:10:49.000 They alluded it to nothing.

01:10:50.000 Yeah, it just doesn't mean anything.

01:10:53.000 And I think that's, you know, there's a lot of issues with that beyond calling people stuff that they're not.

01:10:58.000 But I think there's a big issue of what I'd call label inflation, which is just diluting the terms to a point where it's like, well, it doesn't mean anything anymore.

01:11:07.000 You need a new word now.

01:11:08.000 I don't have a problem with anyone who's honest.

01:11:10.000 The thing I don't like is the dishonesty.

01:11:12.000 And to go back to calling you Kuhn and all that, that means that that liberal had a little sack of hate that he was hiding behind his back and he was waiting for you to fuck up, to unleash it.

01:11:24.000 That's what pisses me off is that you had that sack behind your back.

01:11:28.000 What annoys me is that the People who do that, you have a lot of people who think that because they have so-called progressive left-leaning political views, that they can be as racist, sexist, bigoted, intolerant, hateful, whatever as they want and kind of get away with it.

01:11:50.000 Do you know what I mean?

01:11:51.000 Yeah.

01:11:51.000 And it implies, too, that they always wanted to do that.

01:11:55.000 So they were waiting for that opportunity.

01:11:57.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:11:58.000 To me, it's like a mask.

01:11:59.000 It's like they're wearing this mask.

01:12:00.000 I've seen through it for a long time, right?

01:12:02.000 I'm not someone who's like massively shifted politically or anything over the course of my life, but it's something I've seen from a very long time because I just noticed the patterns.

01:12:11.000 And it's like, okay, once a lot of these people find out that I don't necessarily agree with them on certain things, then suddenly all of this comes out, right?

01:12:20.000 It's like, oh, okay, you don't really care about me or my opinion or whatever, right?

01:12:24.000 You've just got this ideology and you want everybody and you expect me to share it with you because of my skin color or whatever.

01:12:31.000 And I'm just like, nah, I don't play that, right?

01:12:34.000 I like decent people, people who are open-minded, people who are honest, anyone I can have a conversation with.

01:12:39.000 Cool, let's talk.

01:12:40.000 But I'm not going to go out of my way to misinterpret you or to create the worst possible version of who you are or what you said.

01:12:47.000 And this is something that's just been going on for a long time.

01:12:52.000 I know I'm saying this to you specifically because I know that you've dealt with a lot of this stuff.

01:12:57.000 It's like the sportification of politics.

01:13:00.000 And now you just want your team to win.

01:13:02.000 So if Trump is good for the economy, shit, I don't want...

01:13:08.000 Like, I don't want them to have a good pitcher.

01:13:11.000 I don't want them to have a good season.

01:13:13.000 And I want harm to happen to, you know, their best pitchers, their best hitters.

01:13:18.000 If they get into Carxon, I go, yes.

01:13:21.000 Okay.

01:13:22.000 I wouldn't go that far.

01:13:23.000 I wouldn't go that far.

01:13:24.000 I think that in itself, when people do that legitimately, that's another problem.

01:13:29.000 And again, it just shows that people have gotten so partisan that they lose their humanity.

01:13:33.000 Yes.

01:13:35.000 When Boris Johnson came down with coronavirus, I mean, I'm seeing people on Twitter there saying that they hope he dies.

01:13:42.000 And then you look in their Twitter bio and it says, you know, hashtag be kind, hashtag, you know, you know, and you're just kind of like, really?

01:13:49.000 So you disagree with this guy's politics?

01:13:51.000 You don't like the prime minister.

01:13:52.000 So you literally want him to die and for his unborn child to not have a father?

01:13:58.000 It's bizarre.

01:14:00.000 Yeah, it's like, come on, man.

01:14:01.000 Or it's the same thing with like Rush Limbaugh.

01:14:03.000 You know, when he got a cancer diagnosis, you have all these people saying, yeah, he deserves it.

01:14:07.000 Hope he dies.

01:14:07.000 Like all this guy.

01:14:08.000 And I'm just like, man.

01:14:09.000 Same with Maggie Thatcher. 1.00

01:14:11.000 Same with Roger Ailes, like dancing on the grave before the body's cold.

01:14:15.000 It's not a good look.

01:14:16.000 You know, there's plenty of people I disagree with politically, but I don't wish any physical harm or death upon them, right?

01:14:23.000 If I do that, then what kind of person am I?

01:14:26.000 No, the only time you should wish harm upon anyone is in sports.

01:14:30.000 And for that, it should be specifically the Yankees.

01:14:34.000 No other teams, really.

01:14:35.000 Maybe the Nationals, maybe.

01:14:38.000 We're out of time.

01:14:38.000 We've got another interview, but it was a pleasure talking to you.

01:14:40.000 I'd love to have you back.

01:14:42.000 Yeah, man, we'll do it.

01:14:43.000 Right on, dude.

01:14:43.000 The thing I do is like, oh.

01:14:45.000 Oh, oh, oh.

01:14:47.000 You're playing the sound.

01:14:48.000 You're playing the sound.

01:14:54.000 By the way, slavery was abolished in 1973 in Saudi Arabia.

01:15:01.000 That's pretty late.

01:15:03.000 Remember Buchanan?

01:15:04.000 The West did not start slavery, but the West alone abolished it and got good at it. 0.84

01:15:12.000 If you will.

01:15:13.000 If you will.

01:15:13.000 Did you know this, though?

01:15:15.000 There's some progressive things in the Muslim community.

01:15:17.000 When they cane women, they have to have a woman cane the woman now. 1.00

01:15:22.000 Oh.

01:15:23.000 That's good.

01:15:23.000 That's a victory for feminism.

01:15:25.000 Speaking of victories for feminism, I think we're going to have our first brutal dictator. 1.00

01:15:30.000 Why do I say dictator weird?

01:15:31.000 Dictator.

01:15:32.000 Dictator.

01:15:32.000 It's because I'm used to saying dictatorship.

01:15:34.000 Hi, I'm dictator.

01:15:37.000 I don't think we've had a female dictator since Catherine the Great. 1.00

01:15:41.000 And now we're going to have Kim Jong-un's sister.

01:15:45.000 And you keep saying to me, move aside, men.

01:15:48.000 Like Sean King hates Joe Biden because he's a white male.

01:15:52.000 Amy Siskind says, if you're a white male, do not run for any DNC position and step out of the way.

01:15:58.000 You're in the way of a woman of color. 1.00

01:16:01.000 Mark Ruffalo says that too.

01:16:02.000 Okay, guys, you tried it.

01:16:04.000 Step aside.

01:16:05.000 All right.

01:16:05.000 Wait till you see what Kim Jong-un's sister is like.

01:16:10.000 You ain't seen nothing yet, boys.

01:16:12.000 Because I'm familiar with female dictators. 1.00

01:16:15.000 We tried this right before Christianity, and it was called paganism.

01:16:19.000 And you know what happens?

01:16:21.000 Babies get sacrificed to the gods.

01:16:23.000 Virgins get sacrificed to the gods.

01:16:25.000 It's a fucking spooky world.

01:16:28.000 You want to smash the patriarchy?

01:16:29.000 women are way... 1.00

01:16:35.000 That's not a daddy bear who rips your head off.

01:16:38.000 That's a mama bear. 0.99

01:16:40.000 Women are, they can get pretty pretty grumpy. 1.00

01:16:47.000 All right.

01:16:48.000 This has been a long app.

01:16:49.000 It was a long talk with the Zubmeister.

01:16:52.000 So let's hit the mail bag.

01:16:58.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:17:02.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:17:08.000 Will you touch it?

01:17:10.000 Basy.

01:17:12.000 Bicey? 0.99

01:17:13.000 Bicey. 0.67

01:17:13.000 I have this video of Johnny when he was two eating a mint. 0.67

01:17:17.000 And he goes, oh, bice.

01:17:20.000 And I go, is that really bicey?

01:17:23.000 He goes, yeah, bicey. 0.74

01:17:26.000 And then I was filming him, and kids don't like that.

01:17:28.000 It's like pretty girls don't like being told they're pretty. 1.00

01:17:31.000 Kids don't like being cute.

01:17:32.000 And they hate when they videotape them and stuff.

01:17:34.000 So then he goes over to my wife and he's like, mom, bicey. 0.99

01:17:41.000 Borgos, you're a joke. 1.00

01:17:44.000 Moch.

01:17:45.000 Moch.

01:17:46.000 I have FGTV morch.

01:17:50.000 Oh, he was going by his old preschool the other day.

01:17:53.000 And he goes, that's my old preschool.

01:17:55.000 I didn't know it's also a church.

01:17:59.000 And now I try to get him to say it all the time, like, that school you used to go to.

01:18:02.000 What was it?

01:18:03.000 Like a concert hall?

01:18:04.000 What was it?

01:18:04.000 And he goes, a chorch.

01:18:06.000 It was a church.

01:18:08.000 That's like when my other boy, he thought Jiminy Cricket's name was Crickety Cricket.

01:18:13.000 That's why I have a tattoo that says Crickety Cricket.

01:18:15.000 And I don't know, maybe 200 times I'd go, Oh, I'm sorry to keep asking this, but Pinocchio, he has a friend that's like an insect or something.

01:18:22.000 What's his name again?

01:18:23.000 And he goes, Oh my God, Crickety Cricket.

01:18:27.000 Yes, that's it.

01:18:27.000 Crickety Cricket.

01:18:28.000 Sorry about that.

01:18:29.000 And then after I got the tattoo, he goes, Dad, I have bad news.

01:18:32.000 This is when he's like five.

01:18:34.000 It's Jiminy Cricket.

01:18:36.000 And I was like, what?

01:18:38.000 I asked you like a hundred times.

01:18:40.000 Mike! 0.69

01:18:42.000 Now I have a crickety cricket tattoo, shithead.

01:18:45.000 What's that supposed to mean?

01:18:48.000 Nick's, oh, I almost said his name.

01:18:52.000 We're not allowed to be watching this show, so I can't say your names because we live in a culture where listening to something is verboten.

01:19:02.000 I remember saying that to the vice guys when we started falling out.

01:19:05.000 I said, not only can you not say what you want in this society, you can't listen to what you want.

01:19:11.000 You can't hear what you want.

01:19:13.000 This is verboten, later.

01:19:16.000 Could you add a payment option to the Justice for Liberty fundraiser that isn't as sketchy as GeniePay, which wants my SSN to donate with a credit card?

01:19:24.000 I know Payball can be bullshit, but there must be something else viable.

01:19:27.000 No, there's not, Nick.

01:19:28.000 We will be hacked by Antifa if we have anything less than what you say, what you see there.

01:19:35.000 This took us weeks and weeks.

01:19:38.000 And I won't get into what Antifa did in their hack because I don't want to give them any play.

01:19:44.000 But the only way we can do it is this system.

01:19:48.000 And I have to call about 100 people who were victims of the hack.

01:19:55.000 And when I say victims of the hack, I don't mean that they lost any money.

01:19:57.000 I mean their money, they couldn't pay.

01:19:59.000 It didn't go through.

01:20:01.000 So that total you see there is much lower than what it should be because Antifa successfully denied Liberty the Baby about $4,000.

01:20:11.000 So it's $36 now and it should be $40.

01:20:14.000 Told you they're fucking scumbags.

01:20:16.000 Lucy Brown just did a really good documentary about Antifa trying to kill Katie Hopkins. 1.00

01:20:22.000 Maybe we'll talk about it tomorrow.

01:20:28.000 We also got a letter.

01:20:29.000 I don't see it here now, but she's really mad at us for calling normal-looking girls gross babes because we're saying if you're not a 10, you're gross. 1.00

01:20:37.000 I think you're misunderstanding the way men are.

01:20:41.000 It's sort of like, I was going to say stinky cheese, but that might bother you too.

01:20:46.000 The gross is complimentary.

01:20:49.000 You're almost making fun of the word gross.

01:20:51.000 It's like when you say something's gay, you're not really saying it's homosexual.

01:20:55.000 You're making fun of the way you used to see what gays were when you were like nine years old.

01:21:01.000 So you're kind of making fun of yourself when you were a little kid.

01:21:04.000 So when we say gross babes, we're kind of making fun of the concept of someone being gross if they're not a 10. 0.80

01:21:13.000 You get me?

01:21:14.000 So we don't see them as gross at all.

01:21:16.000 It's a parody of the word gross.

01:21:19.000 This is why I hate any kind of policing of color and crazy verbiage because you often don't, you get the motive wrong.

01:21:27.000 Like when I was on ABC News and she said, look, you're proud boys, they do this and they know it can be misconstrued.

01:21:33.000 And you say things that can be taken out of context.

01:21:36.000 Well, if we did something that could never be considered offensive and spoke in a way that could never be taken out of context, that's colorless gray dialogue.

01:21:45.000 That's not fun to listen to.

01:21:50.000 I was too much of indecence.

01:21:52.000 Yes, racist jokes are funny.

01:21:55.000 Hey, Gavin, Ruttard Ryan.

01:21:58.000 See?

01:21:59.000 Like, that's sent in an endearing way.

01:22:01.000 Yeah.

01:22:02.000 This guy doesn't clearly think you're making fun of you for being a bumbling buffoon.

01:22:07.000 Retard Ryan. 1.00

01:22:09.000 Ruh.

01:22:11.000 I feel like such a doad for waiting so long to say anything about this issue, but I've been getting double billed each month since December.

01:22:19.000 Okay, that's something that we will deal with.

01:22:21.000 That's a crazy Dinash thinks he's a show that we handle any glitches.

01:22:29.000 Sometimes people will forget their password and then they'll re-log in with a new name and I don't know.

01:22:35.000 It's a long story, but I shouldn't bore you with technical difficulties.

01:22:38.000 Hey, the Gavin, and I just sent that immediately to our billing department to fix.

01:22:44.000 Hey, Gavin, the Rye guy, if you're wondering what happens when you type beer murder into YouTube, here's your answer.

01:22:51.000 The part at the end where she puts her hand to her mouth is my reason for living. 0.54

01:22:54.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:22:55.000 Jenna, P.S. Gavin, I have a prediction.

01:22:59.000 You hate emojis and Ryan loves them.

01:23:01.000 Am I correct?

01:23:02.000 No, you're not.

01:23:03.000 I'm a big emoji guy.

01:23:04.000 Yeah.

01:23:06.000 Especially the beer one.

01:23:08.000 if I want to go get beers.

01:23:09.000 They was all over a beer.

01:23:10.000 They was up there, a beer that day didn't have no beer.

01:23:13.000 And they wanted a beer.

01:23:16.000 They were hanging around to get a beer.

01:23:17.000 They were all over a beer.

01:23:20.000 They probably took this beer and then shot it. 0.85

01:23:24.000 It's like when Bay Stickman told me he went to a prison that was so black, that people were so black you couldn't understand them. 0.80

01:23:30.000 It's so strange that we have a country where a group of people have a different accent than the other group of people to the point where they can't be...

01:23:44.000 Maybe it's not so weird.

01:23:45.000 But it's almost like Glaswegians were scattered all over the country.

01:23:50.000 Anyway, food for thought.

01:23:55.000 All right.

01:23:55.000 I think we can do one more.

01:24:00.000 Pathetic nerd update.

01:24:01.000 My favorite segment ever was the one on that poly relationship with the losers getting that chick pregnant. 0.99

01:24:06.000 Oh my God, stop sending this.

01:24:09.000 Jesus H Christ.

01:24:11.000 The story is weeks old now.

01:24:15.000 And you keep sending it.

01:24:17.000 Yes, we know the Polyamorous couple had a hurt their baby.

01:24:21.000 Got it.

01:24:23.000 Don't send me letters and stuff if you don't fucking watch the show.

01:24:28.000 Just have some other asshole telling me about a guy Named Ben Garrison, who has done it, who does cartoons.

01:24:34.000 And he did a cartoon of me.

01:24:36.000 Yes, I'm familiar with Ben Garrison.

01:24:38.000 That's why we had him on the fucking show.

01:24:42.000 Let me fuck you in my ear. 1.00

01:24:43.000 Have you heard of Lady Saw?

01:24:49.000 Ooh, this is kind of cool.

01:24:50.000 What?

01:24:50.000 This was a related article from the Your Parents Don't Know How to Development.

01:24:54.000 That's also ancient news, Ryan.

01:24:55.000 Everyone's talking about this.

01:24:59.000 Japanese mayor said men take longer or faster at shopping because they treat it like a scavenger hunt and women get distracted.

01:25:05.000 Yes, yes, yes.

01:25:06.000 That was ancient news.

01:25:09.000 All right, last letter.

01:25:10.000 Dear Gavin and Retard, you have mentioned several times on past. 1.00

01:25:13.000 And like the woman who was offended by Gross Babe, that's offensive. 1.00

01:25:16.000 He's saying that Ryan has Down syndrome.

01:25:19.000 Or something like that.

01:25:20.000 He's not saying that.

01:25:21.000 It's a joke.

01:25:22.000 You have mentioned several times on past shows that it feels stupid for misremembering it's very difficult to do.

01:25:28.000 And how that was never actually said on the Sopranos.

01:25:31.000 Here is why.

01:25:32.000 What you are doing is an impersonation of Anthony Cumia doing Tony Soprano.

01:25:37.000 That's correct.

01:25:37.000 We've gone through this too.

01:25:38.000 We've gone through this already, sir.

01:25:39.000 Close the doors and concentrate and do your fucking Tony Soprano impersonation.

01:25:45.000 I said, yeah, is that what I gotta do?

01:25:47.000 It's a very difficult situation.

01:25:51.000 So what's he doing?

01:25:52.000 Is he doing Anthony?

01:25:53.000 Or is Anthony doing?

01:25:54.000 No, no.

01:25:55.000 He's riffing off the original material.

01:25:59.000 But Tony does say that.

01:26:01.000 Why is so much of the mailbag filled with 20-year-olds telling a 50-year-old about life?

01:26:09.000 Especially with things we've already discussed.

01:26:12.000 If you don't watch the show religiously, don't tell me about shit.

01:26:15.000 Okay?

01:26:19.000 The impetus is back during OpenANTE.

01:26:21.000 They would play a YouTuber who did an incredible Tony impression.

01:26:24.000 Yes, thank you.

01:26:25.000 We've discussed this YouTuber many times.

01:26:28.000 Max Couch.

01:26:29.000 It's a short video, but it's fucking great.

01:26:31.000 I know, I know, I know, Tim shit man.

01:26:35.000 Fuck you.

01:26:36.000 Last year, November, we got another letter from the same.

01:26:40.000 It's the same thing.

01:26:41.000 Not for the same guy.

01:26:42.000 So, not for the same guy.

01:26:43.000 We were talking about this a fucking year ago.

01:26:46.000 And it's a very difficult situation.

01:26:48.000 All right, final video.

01:26:54.000 This is 2-4.

01:26:55.000 It's a fucking.

01:26:56.000 I want to do.

01:26:56.000 It's a Ferrari.

01:26:58.000 I want to make sure you get the right one first, though.

01:27:03.000 Actually, with these, you don't, you can.

01:27:07.000 Yeah, this is it.

01:27:08.000 So this one was originally called Don't Throw Your Mask in a Ferrari.

01:27:21.000 What the fuck?

01:27:25.000 What the fuck is this?

01:27:26.000 Come back, show it again.

01:27:38.000 Let's time it.

01:27:41.000 1 1000, 2 1000, 3 1000.

01:27:44.000 Four seconds he's out, five 1,000, six 1,000, seven 1,000.

01:27:47.000 He's already ready with And before 10 seconds is up, he's done the damage.

01:27:57.000 Isn't that awesome?

01:27:58.000 You think that was set up?

01:28:00.000 No.

01:28:00.000 Judging by the matte black car, like, that's a nice car of its own.

01:28:03.000 You don't think that was...

01:28:08.000 This is some sort of thing.

01:28:09.000 Oh, that's an interesting theory because waiting for the ship.

01:28:11.000 And then she has a bat ready on the ready. 0.98

01:28:13.000 But why would they do that?

01:28:15.000 A new windshield's probably like 500 bucks.

01:28:17.000 For a viral prank or something.

01:28:19.000 Like, they're both doing very well.

01:28:21.000 Like, that matte black truck is nothing to sneeze at.

01:28:25.000 This isn't New York plate.

01:28:25.000 It's not a Land Plate.

01:28:26.000 It's a New York plate.

01:28:28.000 That's just like a Ford.

01:28:31.000 What is it?

01:28:32.000 That's a tricked-out car.

01:28:33.000 Look at the headlights.

01:28:34.000 Custom heads.

01:28:34.000 Those are Land Rover headlights.

01:28:36.000 Yeah, that might be a Land Rover.

01:28:37.000 Right?

01:28:38.000 Look at the grill.

01:28:41.000 I mean, those are Range Rover headlights, I believe.

01:28:43.000 I think the body 2020.

01:28:45.000 Yeah, that might be a Range Rover.

01:28:48.000 Yeah, those aren't common cars, you see.

01:28:51.000 So maybe he already had a crack in his windshield, and then he thought, let's do a funny way to, before we change the windshield.

01:28:56.000 Okay, go to 2.5.

01:28:58.000 Because the initial thing said, don't throw a mask at a car.

01:29:01.000 But then there exists another angle.

01:29:05.000 Which further retard Ryan's theory. 0.98

01:29:07.000 Detective Shitty might have a point here.

01:29:10.000 So evidence part two.

01:29:13.000 Wait, let me see that.

01:29:16.000 So it wasn't a mask.

01:29:16.000 It was a piece of cheese.

01:29:17.000 It was a slice of cheese.

01:29:18.000 Oh, but look.

01:29:20.000 What?

01:29:20.000 I think it's still in the wrapper.

01:29:24.000 Because he was like, yeah, I'll do it, but don't keep the wrapper on.

01:29:26.000 I don't want any fucking cheese on my car.

01:29:28.000 You can always get cheese off, too.

01:29:30.000 Oh, fuck.

01:29:31.000 Oh, fuck.

01:29:32.000 You know, this is completely fucking no.

01:29:38.000 It's a green light.

01:29:40.000 They've had a green light this whole time.

01:29:41.000 They wouldn't drive.

01:29:43.000 How long was that late green?

01:29:45.000 You cracked the case, my friend.

01:29:48.000 The finger generation is, if there's one thing they're better that, it's sussing out fake videos.

01:29:53.000 Because we didn't grow up with this shit.

01:29:55.000 And then that's not a jalopy that was recording the other angle either.

01:29:58.000 That looks like a G-Wagon.

01:30:01.000 These guys might be mechanics.

01:30:03.000 Yeah, and they're just like, "We could replace a windshield no problem, let's just He wanted a tinted window shield.

01:30:09.000 Yeah, the guy with the Range Rover came in and said, I want tinted windows.

01:30:13.000 And they were all fucking around and they're all driving around their clients'cars.

01:30:16.000 One guy had a...

01:30:25.000 I mean, he might have messed up the windshield wipers, but why were they on in the first place?

01:30:30.000 Why are the windshield wipers on?

01:30:32.000 No, he could have hit it, but he was just that kind of goes against my point.

01:30:39.000 That's like a panic move.

01:30:40.000 No, no, you're acting.

01:30:42.000 Ah, oh, shit.

01:30:43.000 Oh, shit.

01:30:44.000 Yeah, the windshield wipers on.

01:30:45.000 Yeah, he was out there too fast.

01:30:48.000 And there's no lead up.

01:30:49.000 There's no end.

01:30:50.000 That's where it ends.

01:30:50.000 And why are they laughing like it's fun?

01:30:52.000 Like, oh, shit, this is funny.

01:30:54.000 Oh, shit, I just lost 500 bucks.

01:30:57.000 I don't know.

01:30:58.000 More proof that it's fake AF.

01:30:59.000 This is a crazy matching face.

01:31:01.000 Ryan is right, and I'm wrong.

01:31:04.000 this is April Fools.

01:31:06.000 What the fuck's going on?

01:31:07.000 It's upside down.

01:31:08.000 That's sort of been the theme of the show, right?

01:31:10.000 It's authoritarian.

01:31:11.000 Do not let the state run your life.

01:31:14.000 Ryan is a good detective.

01:31:16.000 Up is down, down is up.

01:31:18.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 27, 2020

S02E155 - IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH [2020-04-27 - S02E155 - IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH]

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