Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E156 - THE DICTATOR RETURNS [2020-04-28 - S02E156 - THE DICTATOR RETURNS]

00:00:10.000 Life is a change when you go.

00:00:14.000 from new york it's get off my lawn with david shippkinness

00:00:39.000 That was Missing Persons and their hit song, Destination Unknown.

00:00:46.000 Missing Persons were kind of a post-punk new wave band who never had their tie quite proper.

00:00:53.000 And they were fronted by a chick from your neck of the woods, Dale Bosio, who was an effing smoke show. 0.99

00:01:03.000 From Japan?

00:01:05.000 You're not from Japan, Ryan. 0.95

00:01:07.000 You're from the Bronx and upstate New York.

00:01:10.000 She's an upstater. 1.00

00:01:11.000 Ah.

00:01:11.000 You know who else is from upstate New York?

00:01:13.000 Wendy O. Williams of the Plasmatics.

00:01:15.000 They really churned out the hot punky chicks, that neck of the woods. 1.00

00:01:19.000 Google image Dale Bosio.

00:01:21.000 Oh, not Wendy O. Williams?

00:01:23.000 Do you know who Wendy O'Williams is?

00:01:23.000 Dale.

00:01:25.000 No.

00:01:26.000 Weird.

00:01:28.000 Weird.

00:01:29.000 Dash weird.

00:01:31.000 Pretty hot, huh?

00:01:32.000 That's very Cindy Lauperish, too.

00:01:34.000 I hate when women tell me they were punk when they were young, and then they show me a picture and it's that. 1.00

00:01:40.000 That's not punk, that's new wave.

00:01:44.000 What a looker, though.

00:01:45.000 Yikes. 1.00

00:01:46.000 Not that you can really tell with all that shit on her face. 1.00

00:01:50.000 Wendy O. Williams, she was punk. 1.00

00:01:54.000 Yeah, it looks punk.

00:01:55.000 There's a supreme difference there.

00:01:58.000 But when she was in her prime, insane smoke show. 1.00

00:02:05.000 They were all about looks, the plasmatics, but their songs were terrible.

00:02:10.000 It's like Mad Max.

00:02:11.000 Did she die?

00:02:12.000 You never heard of the Plasmatics?

00:02:13.000 Look up, play a plasmatics video.

00:02:17.000 I believe she died, yes.

00:02:23.000 American punk was pretty rare.

00:02:24.000 There was the Dead Kennedys, I guess.

00:02:26.000 American punk was mostly hardcore, but the Plasmatics were like a traditional punk band.

00:02:34.000 Cool video, huh?

00:02:36.000 So far, so good.

00:02:38.000 Those are snakes.

00:02:38.000 We're going to catch up on the mailbag today, and I have a fun...

00:02:45.000 He's got some new rules.

00:02:47.000 Maybe jump ahead.

00:02:48.000 She used to like ride on the top of school buses.

00:02:54.000 Look, they look super cool.

00:02:56.000 That's her voice. 1.00

00:02:59.000 And they sound like crap. 1.00

00:03:01.000 It's just garbage. 1.00

00:03:02.000 It's sort of like that punk band, The Slits. 0.99

00:03:05.000 Everything about them was so cool except their music. 0.90

00:03:07.000 They had Heard It Through the Grapevine cover, but all their other songs were just garbage.

00:03:12.000 Same with Gigi Allen. 0.96

00:03:20.000 Is that punk?

00:03:21.000 No, it's not.

00:03:22.000 It looks punk, but it's cheesy 80s metal.

00:03:22.000 That's like 80s methods.

00:03:27.000 That's like Judas Priestyle music.

00:03:31.000 I don't hate that.

00:03:32.000 I like the way he throws away that riff.

00:03:33.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:03:35.000 Get out of here. 1.00

00:03:36.000 Get out of your riff, stupid riff. 1.00

00:03:37.000 That's my least favorite riff in the whole song. 1.00

00:03:39.000 Now it's over. 1.00

00:03:42.000 Fuck off, riff. 1.00

00:03:44.000 I hate this guitar. 1.00

00:03:45.000 I wish I was a drummer.

00:03:46.000 Wait, are you replaying it? 1.00

00:03:51.000 He wanted to fuck it off. 0.99

00:03:55.000 So we've been starting these shows with things for your viewing pleasure. 0.99

00:03:58.000 We know you're stuck at home and you're bored and you want to check shizen it out. 1.00

00:04:02.000 And last night, on your behalf, I watched TFW No GF, which is based, it's a meme, that feeling when no girlfriend.

00:04:15.000 And it's usually accompanied with that sad dude that you're seeing right above my head.

00:04:19.000 What's his name?

00:04:20.000 Wozak? 0.91

00:04:21.000 Wojack? 0.99

00:04:23.000 Do you know that?

00:04:24.000 I know the meme, not the name.

00:04:26.000 Can you at least know your own culture?

00:04:28.000 I'm not mad at you for not knowing who the plasmatics are.

00:04:30.000 Oh, there's a fly in the studio.

00:04:32.000 Ew, ew, ew.

00:04:35.000 True fly.

00:04:37.000 So go, just play the movie.

00:04:39.000 It was directed by a woman. 0.66

00:04:42.000 And, oh, Ryan.

00:04:44.000 It was directed by a woman. 0.66

00:04:46.000 And I don't think women can direct. 1.00

00:04:49.000 Now, I want to make it clear.

00:04:51.000 This is a pretty good movie.

00:04:52.000 I'm glad it's made.

00:04:54.000 The topic is right up my alley. 0.99

00:04:56.000 The topic is, what the fuck's happening with young men? 0.99

00:04:59.000 That's a commercial. 0.99

00:05:03.000 What the hell's happening with young men? 0.59

00:05:05.000 Why are they so bored?

00:05:06.000 Why are they so depressed?

00:05:07.000 Why are they so lost?

00:05:09.000 And so I love that subject, and it's something that's dear to my heart.

00:05:13.000 I got two boys.

00:05:14.000 I'm very worried about this trend.

00:05:16.000 And it's well produced, and it looks good.

00:05:20.000 But this is the thing women do. 1.00

00:05:23.000 They just get the ingredients and they slide it over to you and go, there's a cake.

00:05:27.000 And you go, no, you got to mix the flour.

00:05:31.000 A documentary has to be a story.

00:05:34.000 And just like a real movie, there's a rule with movies.

00:05:36.000 I think it's page 16.

00:05:38.000 A page is a minute.

00:05:39.000 So 16 minutes in, we need a turning point.

00:05:42.000 We need a problem, a crisis.

00:05:44.000 I didn't have the energy.

00:05:45.000 This is just a series of interviews with various sad young millennial men, incels, I guess.

00:05:52.000 And it deals with the shooting and the attack, those two, I think there's been two or three incel attacks, and it makes it clear that this is not a trend. 0.99

00:06:00.000 And yes, these guys say horrible, offensive shit, like I want to punch a woman in the face, but it's all joking and trolling. 0.99

00:06:06.000 And it's really just the outskirts of free speech, you know? 1.00

00:06:11.000 And outside of trolling, these guys are also painfully honest sometimes.

00:06:15.000 They sort of do both.

00:06:16.000 They say the most offensive thing they can think of, and then they'll say something really endearing, like, we're all going to be okay, guys.

00:06:25.000 So I was talking to someone last night, texting them as I worked on the, As I watched the film, and I was like, This is just interviews, and it reminded me of that article. 0.69

00:06:36.000 Remember that article we were talking about where some bitch discovered that a Bible that is said to be oozing oil isn't. 1.00

00:06:47.000 And it's just some old people lying. 1.00

00:06:49.000 And they got the oil from a local hardware dealership.

00:06:53.000 Yeah, I know.

00:06:55.000 I know it's not a magic Bible, but good work.

00:06:58.000 What's her name?

00:07:00.000 Good work, Ruth Graham, going in there and telling those 93-year-olds in one of the poorest and least educated towns in the country that they're wrong.

00:07:11.000 Their Bible isn't magic. 0.95

00:07:12.000 You nailed it.

00:07:13.000 There's Watergate.

00:07:14.000 You did it.

00:07:15.000 Look at that guy.

00:07:16.000 Look at that guy.

00:07:17.000 Ha ha, you're wrong.

00:07:20.000 He grosses thumbnails.

00:07:21.000 Good work, Broad.

00:07:22.000 But look at this.

00:07:23.000 That article has got to be 5,000 words long.

00:07:27.000 Like, that would take you two hours to finish.

00:07:30.000 And what she's done there is she's included 100% of her work.

00:07:35.000 That's a thing with chicks. 1.00

00:07:36.000 There's two problems with chicks, with directors. 1.00

00:07:38.000 One is, to be a director, you have to kill your darlings, kill your babies, and say, this scene, though I love it, it doesn't really aid the story. 0.99

00:07:46.000 It's got to be cut. 0.99

00:07:47.000 Women aren't good at cutting, killing their darlings, as Charles Murray says in his book, The Curmudgeon's Guide to Getting Ahead. 1.00

00:07:58.000 He says, any sentence that can go should go. 0.94

00:08:01.000 Any scene in a movie that can go should go. 0.99

00:08:04.000 Women aren't good at killing babies. 1.00

00:08:06.000 They're good at abortions. 1.00

00:08:07.000 They're good at getting abortions, but they're not so great at killing babies. 1.00

00:08:12.000 And so a director, like say for a fictional movie, they always say, why are there no female directors? 1.00

00:08:18.000 Because you have to be a dick. 0.97

00:08:19.000 You have to say, we're not doing this. 1.00

00:08:21.000 You're cut.

00:08:22.000 You, let's do it again.

00:08:23.000 I actually don't like it.

00:08:24.000 I've done it.

00:08:25.000 I used to do a few commercials, and I don't like how you have to get every single detail perfect before you can move on and check off all these boxes.

00:08:32.000 I'm more of like a bowl in a china shop kind of dude, as you can see from this unscripted show.

00:08:39.000 But yeah, the other problem is just wanting to show the work.

00:08:43.000 I remember when I was a little kid, like maybe nine, I was going to write a poem, write a song.

00:08:53.000 And before I did it, I wrote down all these rhyming words like rule and school and cool.

00:08:58.000 And then I would fill it in later.

00:09:00.000 And I ran to my mom and I said, mom, check it out.

00:09:03.000 I'm going to make a poem.

00:09:04.000 I have all the, these are the rhyming words I'm going to use.

00:09:07.000 And she said something that mom said, oh, that's nice, honey.

00:09:10.000 But that was that's, they have that same childish compulsion.

00:09:13.000 Like, here's all the stuff I'm going to do with the thing.

00:09:15.000 You're not done.

00:09:16.000 That article about the oil, why don't you talk about miracles throughout history and this trend and if it helps people or hurts people and big picture stuff?

00:09:24.000 You know, you got to be a big picture thinker to direct.

00:09:29.000 And women aren't great at big picture thinking. 1.00

00:09:30.000 Like back to the future.

00:09:32.000 That was Eric Stoltz.

00:09:35.000 And they went like $250,000 into it.

00:09:38.000 They went, eh, this is, he's not right.

00:09:42.000 You know who would be good?

00:09:43.000 Michael J. Fox.

00:09:45.000 Okay, throw all of this footage in the garbage, kill it. 1.00

00:09:49.000 It's done. 1.00

00:09:50.000 We get Michael J. Fox.

00:09:52.000 So I really appreciate this woman.

00:09:56.000 I wish she put herself into it, like that movie Red Pill, where we see her meet these guys.

00:10:01.000 And here's the other thing.

00:10:02.000 These guys are just talking about their lives and how they're bored.

00:10:05.000 And we don't hear, there's no whys. 0.99

00:10:08.000 W-H-Y, plural.

00:10:11.000 There's no explanations.

00:10:13.000 And that is also a chick thing. 0.99

00:10:15.000 Like Leslie Arfin, I did this book with her Dear Diary when I was at Vice.

00:10:20.000 And I did a fuck of a lot of writing in that book.

00:10:23.000 But anyway, towards the end, I go, okay, so now you need a conclusion.

00:10:27.000 And so at the end of the book, she just goes, well, I guess my conclusion is, I don't know.

00:10:33.000 Who knows what life is?

00:10:34.000 And I don't know anything about adolescence.

00:10:38.000 I go, Leslie, someone just spent a week reading your book.

00:10:42.000 You need answers.

00:10:44.000 Think about it and come to a conclusion.

00:10:46.000 It's not the Bible.

00:10:47.000 People aren't going to live or die by it.

00:10:49.000 You can be wrong, but you need to have made up your mind.

00:10:51.000 You have to come to a conclusion, whether it's fiction or nonfiction.

00:10:55.000 So I said to the guy, look, here's a big picture thought, right?

00:11:00.000 Being a young man. 0.99

00:11:01.000 And by the way, there should be tons of stats about suicide and depression and all kinds of shit. 0.96

00:11:07.000 But being a young man is basically about three things. 1.00

00:11:10.000 Fucking, working your ass off. 0.99

00:11:14.000 You know, there's a reason you don't get hungover because God designed you to be working your ass off. 1.00

00:11:19.000 And three, planning for a family, right?

00:11:22.000 That's what drives you as a young man. 0.99

00:11:24.000 Now, we fucked with that quite a bit over the years. 0.99

00:11:27.000 In my day, the fucking is extended too long. 0.99

00:11:29.000 The family is extended sometimes to Neverland. 0.99

00:11:33.000 But it's even worse for millennials. 1.00

00:11:35.000 So the fucking has been ruined by feminism and porn. 1.00

00:11:41.000 You can just stay at home and beat off, despite what that stupid one-handed dick says about it being shame, not about shame or some bullshit. 1.00

00:11:50.000 And also with feminism, with all this me too and fear of being seen as a rapist, like Aziz Ansari, who I don't like, is a great example of how bad things can go. 1.00

00:11:59.000 A chick can blow you seven times and call the night rape. 1.00

00:12:05.000 That's what these young men are up against. 1.00

00:12:06.000 They don't want that.

00:12:07.000 It's the end of your life.

00:12:09.000 Like that guy who remember the mattress girl who's carrying the mattress on the front page of New York magazine? 0.67

00:12:15.000 And it said the new sexual revolution.

00:12:17.000 She ruined his life. 1.00

00:12:20.000 And what he did was it was in her vagina and he put it in her anus and she said no and he kept pumping, which happens to the best of us. 0.99

00:12:29.000 And it was an episode of the Mindy Kaling show, a comedy show. 0.99

00:12:33.000 Anyway, she devastated his life.

00:12:36.000 He sued the school, actually.

00:12:38.000 So you have, you're up against that.

00:12:40.000 You could also just stay at home and beat off the girls. 0.92

00:12:42.000 So they do.

00:12:44.000 And then it's a self-fulfilling prophecy because when you stay at home and beat off, you don't have the inclination to go out and meet chicks.

00:12:50.000 And the next thing you know, you don't, there's no, you have no skin in the game because you wore it off. 0.99

00:12:58.000 All right, so that's fucking ruined, Right, work is ruined by illegal aliens. 1.00

00:13:05.000 When I was young, we mowed lawns, we cleaned pools, we worked in fast food places. 0.99

00:13:10.000 Illegals do all of those teenage jobs. 1.00

00:13:13.000 I remember people would say to me, too, they'd say, You know, California, America would come to a crushing halt if it wasn't for undocumented workers. 1.00

00:13:21.000 Can you even imagine America without undocumented workers? 1.00

00:13:24.000 Who would do our jobs?

00:13:25.000 I go, I'm from Canada.

00:13:26.000 We don't have Mexicans there. 1.00

00:13:28.000 We have teenagers.

00:13:29.000 Teenagers did the jobs when I was young. 0.70

00:13:31.000 I don't know what it's like now.

00:13:33.000 I guess there's a lot of Somalian refugees in Montreal and Ottawa, but no, they're Haitian refugees in Montreal because they have to be French.

00:13:41.000 Anyway, so that's jobs down.

00:13:44.000 Everyone's doing, we have illegal aliens doing all the teenager jobs. 1.00

00:13:47.000 And when I say men need these three things, it builds their self-esteem.

00:13:52.000 It gives them culture. 0.99

00:13:53.000 When you have a job, no matter how shitty it is, if it's at McDonald's, you've got your inside jokes with your buddies and you're doing stupid stuff. 0.99

00:14:01.000 Like Ian Mackay and Henry Rollins used to work at Baskin Robbins. 0.99

00:14:07.000 I think they used to dip their dicks in the ice cream or something. 1.00

00:14:12.000 They did some sort of vandalism to the, like stupid shit like that. 1.00

00:14:16.000 I used to work at a place called the Hurban Spice and we called it the Hurban Heist because we would steal so many groceries. 0.99

00:14:24.000 I lived in a punk house with like seven guys, all well-fed from the Hurban Heist because we had boxes of garbage. 0.99

00:14:32.000 So we would steal stuff, put it at the bottom of the box of garbage, and then when it was our turn to go dump the boxes of garbage, we'd throw all the garbage into the dumpster.

00:14:41.000 Oh my God, there it is.

00:14:42.000 Is that it?

00:14:43.000 Is that in Ottawa?

00:14:45.000 Yeah.

00:14:46.000 Yeah.

00:14:48.000 And then we'd fill our car, our old Chevy Novo, with the groceries.

00:14:52.000 I mean, I must have stolen thousands of dollars from that guy.

00:14:56.000 Anyway, that's not ethical, but it's fun.

00:14:58.000 You know another thing we used to do at the Herbenheist?

00:15:00.000 I would hide in the freezer with a winter jacket on, and I would just come up with different dessert surprises. 0.98

00:15:07.000 Because we had ice cream and all that shit back there. 0.86

00:15:10.000 So I would occasionally come out to the front to get some fruits, but like a cashier would come back there, someone else would come back, and I'd say, I'd like to present to you a peanut buster parfait. 0.92

00:15:20.000 And it would be like slices of banana with strawberries and whipped cream and mint chocolate chip ice cream and all these.

00:15:25.000 Sometimes they weren't great.

00:15:26.000 Sometimes they'd go, I don't like the peanut butter on this one.

00:15:29.000 Okay, I'm learning.

00:15:30.000 I'm learning.

00:15:31.000 At a little restaurant.

00:15:32.000 Or you'd actually give it to...

00:15:34.000 I'd make little dishes.

00:15:36.000 That was a lot of slices.

00:15:37.000 I was a little dessert chef back there.

00:15:39.000 That's hilarious.

00:15:41.000 And then there was this one guy, Andy, he was a communist skinhead, very politically correct, and he wore the hammer and sickle.

00:15:51.000 And he thought what we were doing was unethical.

00:15:54.000 The workers.

00:15:55.000 You think he'd want the workers to unite against the tyrants. 1.00

00:16:01.000 But he was always busting his ass while we were fucking the dog. 0.99

00:16:05.000 And there was a new generation of kids who came into the Herban heist, and they started doing it. 1.00

00:16:11.000 And this always happens.

00:16:13.000 This story of my life.

00:16:14.000 I pass on something to the next generation and they let it slip through their fingers. 1.00

00:16:18.000 So they got fucking caught. 0.99

00:16:20.000 And then they ratted out that this has been going on for a while. 1.00

00:16:24.000 And the owner went, I bet it was Andy, that bastard who was always working the hardest because he felt guilty and he was trying to hide. 0.93

00:16:30.000 So he threatened to press charges on Andy.

00:16:33.000 And when he saw me walking down the street one day, he goes, Gavin, I just got to say it was a pleasure when you worked out.

00:16:38.000 We'd love to have you back at any time.

00:16:40.000 It's like, oh, you'd love me to keep robbing you?

00:16:43.000 Anyway, sorry, tangent.

00:16:44.000 I can tell stories like that for hours.

00:16:47.000 But this is what, there's the boys, the black flag and minor threat.

00:16:54.000 This makes a man.

00:16:55.000 This is an integral part of your existence. 0.79

00:16:57.000 And this is why I've always said we have to bring manufacturing back because even a man with a shitty job has an identity.

00:17:05.000 So I don't care if it's more expensive, if I have to pay more for my Jolt Cola if it's manufactured here.

00:17:12.000 I want men to have jobs because men are better when they have jobs. 0.99

00:17:16.000 Anyway, sorry, so that's two.

00:17:18.000 And then the third thing is building for a family.

00:17:20.000 Well, who can deny that the media is anti-family at this point?

00:17:25.000 I mean, women are told that if they give birth, they're sellouts. 0.99

00:17:28.000 Housewives are abused.

00:17:29.000 We get calls like this all the time where housewives call in and say, other moms make fun of me. 1.00

00:17:35.000 Like they roll their eyes and they say, no, what's your real job?

00:17:39.000 What do you really do?

00:17:40.000 So the three basic core structures of what it is to be a young man have been stripped from these young men.

00:17:49.000 Why didn't they say that in the movie?

00:17:52.000 Or I saw, they brought this article.

00:17:54.000 They flashed it really briefly while they were talking about the plight of these guys and how they're abused and how they're seen as incels.

00:18:05.000 Like, incel itself is involuntarily celibate.

00:18:10.000 That sounds like I just want to meet girls.

00:18:12.000 But they turn that into a Nazi thing.

00:18:14.000 And there's this particular cont that I wish was in it. 0.99

00:18:18.000 Like, why didn't they talk to this bitch? 1.00

00:18:19.000 Rage of the incels by Gia Tolentino. 0.99

00:18:22.000 She's a vice writer, of course. 0.56

00:18:24.000 And look at this subhead.

00:18:26.000 Incels aren't really looking for sex. 1.00

00:18:29.000 Really?

00:18:30.000 So they're refusing it?

00:18:33.000 They're looking for absolute male supremacy. 0.97

00:18:37.000 The New Yorker used to be a very prestigious place to write.

00:18:40.000 So what I think they're doing is they're probably, their income's probably plummeting because they're a magazine and they know young girls buy that the babysitter dollar is powerful.

00:18:51.000 So they just hire some chick to speak in that sort of academic gobbledygook. 1.00

00:18:58.000 Society has become a place of worship for females and it's so fucking wrong. 1.00

00:19:01.000 They're not gods. 1.00

00:19:01.000 They're just fucking cum dumpster. 1.00

00:19:03.000 Typical rant on an incel message board reads, see, what she doesn't understand, what she doesn't understand is the sarcastic tone of this culture where they speak in the most offensive way possible. 1.00

00:19:16.000 So she's taking all their dumb quips, like I want to punch a woman in the face, and she's taking it 100% literally without realizing that irony and sarcasm and just shock value of what they're doing.

00:19:27.000 And maybe the woman making this movie, TFW No GF could have explained that to Gia in the movie. 1.00

00:19:35.000 Like there was a documentary on the Proud Boys that the Australian SBS, a division of NBC, did, and they go to the SPLC and they say, well, you're calling them racist.

00:19:47.000 Like, that's a terrible Australian accent. 0.99

00:19:48.000 You're calling them racist?

00:19:50.000 I met a lot of black prayer boys.

00:19:53.000 And the SPLC guy goes, well, I don't think that negates their racism.

00:20:00.000 And I'm talking like the way he talked.

00:20:02.000 And there's not as many of them as they purport.

00:20:09.000 They changed the name of it, by the way.

00:20:10.000 That was the name of his...

00:20:13.000 That was his rebuttal.

00:20:14.000 So I'd like to see Gia fumble like that. 1.00

00:20:18.000 She's pretty hot, though. 1.00

00:20:19.000 Did you see the picture I included over?

00:20:20.000 Did you show it already?

00:20:23.000 She doesn't look great there. 0.56

00:20:24.000 I think she's like an Asian wop. 1.00

00:20:29.000 But the film's doing well.

00:20:31.000 It's called a walk, by the way.

00:20:36.000 Ariel Pink did the soundtrack.

00:20:38.000 Billy Corgan tweeted out that check out this provocative new documentary available now on Prime.

00:20:46.000 So that's cool. 0.97

00:20:48.000 I'm sorry to shit on it, but I don't know. 0.98

00:20:52.000 And I'm not obviously saying no women can direct. 0.98

00:20:55.000 I'm saying it's a general pattern, and there seems to be certain traits.

00:20:59.000 Like in female writing, I've noticed they tend to spell names wrong. 1.00

00:21:02.000 And I don't think they understand that.

00:21:03.000 That is one of the most important things you can do.

00:21:07.000 In fact, in The Elements of Style by Strunk and White, they say that it gets to a level of editing where you're wasting your time and you have to focus on what's important.

00:21:18.000 And checking the spelling of names is much more important than making sure every semicolon is perfect.

00:21:25.000 Lucy Brown has similar problems, but she's better.

00:21:36.000 She did two documentaries, and the information in them is so interesting that I don't get example exhaustion. 0.99

00:21:43.000 Example exhaustion is magazine editors call that when you say like Ryan is an idiot, right? 0.99

00:21:49.000 And then you list 50 dumb things he said, like, does Costa Rica have an airport? 1.00

00:21:56.000 Well, he said that an hour ago. 0.98

00:21:58.000 In so many ways, yeah.

00:22:00.000 Can you fly to Costa Rica directly?

00:22:02.000 He does it.

00:22:03.000 Directly. 1.00

00:22:04.000 That's even dumber, actually, Ryan. 0.99

00:22:05.000 But aren't there some of these things? 1.00

00:22:06.000 Let's say I just list every dumb thing he does, like when he thought gang stalking was real. 0.96

00:22:11.000 Well, if I list all those, you're like, I got it after three or four. 0.99

00:22:15.000 I get it.

00:22:16.000 I get it.

00:22:16.000 Don't give me example exhaustion.

00:22:18.000 But in the case of Lucy Brown's docs, I'm so hungry for the information that I don't get it as easily as I did with this TFW and OGF.

00:22:25.000 But she did this great documentary on Katie Hopkins 1-4, where, and you think our media is bad.

00:22:34.000 We don't hold a candle to the UK media.

00:22:40.000 Hold on a second.

00:22:42.000 Anti-fascist and anti-fascist.

00:22:43.000 Just pause it for a second while I get my thoughts straight.

00:22:47.000 Yeah, the abuse that the people who went to see her talk at a very private small gathering, the abuse they took, the death threats, the violence, never covered by the British media and rarely covered by the American media.

00:23:02.000 Like my talk on October 12th. 0.82

00:23:04.000 Antifa beat the shit out of a reporter, took his stuff, no punishment. 0.98

00:23:09.000 They pick a fight with Proud Boys, get beat up, four years in prison. 0.99

00:23:13.000 Or Mike Cernovich's night for freedom.

00:23:16.000 Antifa shows up.

00:23:18.000 They strangle an old Jewish man almost to death.

00:23:22.000 He has a heart attack. 1.00

00:23:23.000 Punch him in the face and fight the cops. 1.00

00:23:27.000 Almost no reporting on that. 0.99

00:23:29.000 Anyway, check out one four and zoom out.

00:23:33.000 ...and are often supported by think tanks, student unions, politicians, and mainstream journalists alike.

00:23:40.000 It doesn't take much for these people to become radicalized.

00:23:43.000 What starts with a book fair or an anti-racism gathering can quickly devolve into front-line altercations with the police.

00:23:50.000 Yes.

00:23:50.000 For many social aspects of the world, marching and fighting Nazis is the fashionable thing to do.

00:23:58.000 Statements from former members of these groups have recounted stories of domestic violence, anti-social behavioural disorders, as well as drug and alcohol.

00:24:07.000 The Indian girl you saw is a proud communist. 1.00

00:24:11.000 Oh, there's activities for some time, warning of the threat posed on public discourse, police resources, and of course the arrests.

00:24:18.000 Jump ahead, maybe.

00:24:21.000 Oh, that's the Steven Crowder thing where he handed them an Antifa story.

00:24:25.000 They're vandalizing the event and attacking people who come and go despite police presence.

00:24:30.000 And Lucy brings up the interesting question of what would have happened if they got in.

00:24:34.000 Katie, by the way, locked herself in the bathroom because she couldn't get out. 1.00

00:24:39.000 And then tweeted that she'd left the building.

00:24:41.000 Please go home.

00:24:42.000 But what if they got Katie?

00:24:46.000 Like Ann Coulter, there was an incident.

00:24:47.000 She doesn't talk about this because she doesn't like to draw attention to it, but she was at a comedy club and they saw her outside.

00:24:53.000 It was UCB East.

00:24:55.000 No, UCB West, which is in the West Village of New York City.

00:24:59.000 And the crowd was sort of, she had her taxi there and the crowd was sort of passive-aggressively pushing her back because it was a big mob of people all leaving at the same time.

00:25:08.000 And they were sort of like nudging her to get her away from her taxi.

00:25:12.000 Now, she had a bodyguard and he jumped in, shoved everyone away, grabbed her and brought her to her taxi.

00:25:17.000 But what would have happened?

00:25:20.000 Like, would they have kicked her in the head? 0.98

00:25:21.000 Would they have beaten her? 1.00

00:25:22.000 Would they have killed her?

00:25:24.000 You know, when you're in them, you have that bystander effect.

00:25:27.000 And when you're in a mob, there's this tendency for these psychotics to just sort of reach in and punch and kick because they know they won't get caught.

00:25:36.000 Their violence comes out.

00:25:38.000 What would they have done to Katie Hopkins?

00:25:40.000 I'd love to know. 0.98

00:25:41.000 I think they would have killed her. 1.00

00:25:43.000 I think they would have beaten. 0.98

00:25:44.000 That's what they did to that German guy, that right-wing German dude.

00:25:49.000 Frank Magnitz.

00:25:52.000 They beat him so bad that he's basically a vegetable.

00:25:57.000 Frank Magnus.

00:25:58.000 Or that other guy, Pim Fortin.

00:26:00.000 Pim Fortin that they shot.

00:26:03.000 And they just caked him first, and then everybody was like, oh, yeah, it's funny.

00:26:08.000 Just a cake.

00:26:09.000 Just a milkshake.

00:26:10.000 That's the goal.

00:26:11.000 They dehumanize you.

00:26:13.000 It's the same with the incels.

00:26:15.000 And by the way, the reason that the incels are victims is because they reject liberal dogma. 0.97

00:26:19.000 If you're a lonely, gay young man, oh, fawning documentaries, you poor thing. 0.99

00:26:25.000 If you're a lonely liberal, oh, what can we do? 0.99

00:26:28.000 It's probably Trump's fault. 1.00

00:26:29.000 But the fact that they don't follow the liberal narrative, that means we have to dehumanize them, and then we can kill them or throw them in jail. 0.99

00:26:37.000 And you dehumanize people with milkshakes and laughing. 0.98

00:26:40.000 They started doing it to the cops.

00:26:44.000 It's a bizarre and sadistic technique.

00:26:48.000 She also has another one, 1-3.

00:26:49.000 Oh, whoa.

00:26:50.000 What?

00:26:50.000 Did you know this footage of the cake?

00:26:52.000 They're pies. 0.99

00:26:58.000 He's gay, and he's still too right-wing. 1.00

00:27:05.000 He opposed Muslim immigration and was killed for it. 0.98

00:27:11.000 1-3 is another good one she did about Vice UK and how they've been taken over by Antifa.

00:27:24.000 And the writing they talk about, the sweet sound of boots going into fascists' heads.

00:27:29.000 In many cases, illegal methods used to curtail freedom of speech and incite violence.

00:27:37.000 Vice is a Canadian American focused on lifestyle, culture, news, and politics.

00:27:42.000 Founded in 1994 by Sarouche Alvey, Gavin McGinnis and Shane Smith.

00:27:50.000 That much has changed.

00:27:53.000 In 2008, Gavin McGuinness left due to creative differences, going on to work for the rebel media, where he was openly critical of far-left extremism and woke culture.

00:28:03.000 In a March 2008 interview with The Guardian, Shane Smith was asked about the magazine's political allegiances.

00:28:09.000 He said, We're not trying to say anything politically in a paradigmatic strikes again.

00:28:14.000 We don't do that because we don't believe in either side.

00:28:18.000 Weiss went on to acquire ID magazine in December 2012 before entering the seven-year-old.

00:28:23.000 You should watch these on your own.

00:28:24.000 They're quite short. 1.00

00:28:25.000 To bite me on the ass a few months later. 0.99

00:28:27.000 In March 2018, Generation Identity leader Martin Selner and his then-girlfriend Brittany Pettibone were denied entry to the UK just before Selner was due to give a speech. 0.99

00:28:36.000 This is kind of what I was talking about yesterday. 0.95

00:28:39.000 What a pussy culture we have in the West when we ban human beings because of their ideas. 1.00

00:28:47.000 I'm embarrassed of that. 0.99

00:28:48.000 We fought the Crusades.

00:28:50.000 We won two world wars.

00:28:53.000 But now someone might say something that might incite violence.

00:28:57.000 And you know when you say that, it won't incite violence.

00:29:00.000 So the only violence that Martin Selner was going to get would be directed towards him.

00:29:04.000 When Tommy Robinson and I were banned from Australia, they said it was because we went to incite violence.

00:29:09.000 We were the only ones that were going to get the violence.

00:29:11.000 Everyone knows that if they're honest with themselves.

00:29:14.000 So it's really just the ideas.

00:29:16.000 You're scared of ideas.

00:29:17.000 That's kind of depraved. 1.00

00:29:19.000 That's like saying, I don't want gays to do a talk because it might make me horny and I might become gay. 1.00

00:29:24.000 I might start sucking dicks if I let this gay guy do a lecture. 1.00

00:29:30.000 How weak are you? 1.00

00:29:31.000 If someone said that, and Margaret Cho has a joke about that, she goes, if you think gay is something you can catch, you're gay. 0.99

00:29:41.000 And I agree with her. 0.99

00:29:42.000 You could sit me in front of 10 hours of porn, and after 10 hours, I'd be going, I've said this a million times. 1.00

00:29:50.000 This is me sucking my first dick. 1.00

00:29:54.000 Sorry, sorry, I'll try. 1.00

00:30:00.000 This is me sucking my 150,000th dick. 1.00

00:30:04.000 *crying* 1.00

00:30:11.000 When is this going to stop?

00:30:12.000 It's been two months.

00:30:15.000 It's not something you acquire. 0.99

00:30:18.000 I don't think gay has learned. 1.00

00:30:20.000 Faith does, Faith Goldie. 0.98

00:30:23.000 And I think of all like, I've known homos my whole life. 1.00

00:30:26.000 And the idea that like Johnny and Roswell can be separate, they've been together for 20 years.

00:30:31.000 These are friends of my wife's.

00:30:33.000 That they can be separate and both paired up with a chick, it just doesn't. 1.00

00:30:38.000 Have you heard of gay guys talk about vaginas? 1.00

00:30:41.000 You can't catch gay and ideas are not harmful. 1.00

00:30:44.000 You fucking wimps. 1.00

00:30:48.000 Banned. 1.00

00:30:49.000 Lauren Southern may never go to England ever again in her life because she did a silly prank where she said, Allah supports LGBT. 0.62

00:30:58.000 And that's such a mild prank, too. 0.99

00:31:01.000 She didn't have a giant fucking effigy of Muhammad that she lit on fire in front of some mosque where little children were screaming, crying. 0.99

00:31:09.000 She had a bunch of pamphlets and she did what they do at women's marches now where they have the RuPaul's drag race just did it. 1.00

00:31:17.000 What RuPaul's drag race did that we showed yesterday is exactly Lauren Southern's crime. 1.00

00:31:22.000 And they throw urine on her. 1.00

00:31:25.000 I'll tell you, I'll tell you, if you want to talk dangerous, try immersing yourself in Portland Antifa culture for a long time and see what that does to you. 0.99

00:31:38.000 That's not an idea.

00:31:39.000 That's meth.

00:31:40.000 That's drugs. 0.78

00:31:41.000 That's brainwashing for years and years.

00:31:45.000 Like the guy who got away with beating up Antifa, Finbar Slonum.

00:31:52.000 Remember him?

00:31:53.000 Sweet young lad.

00:31:59.000 His dad killed himself and he moved to Portland where he became a woman. 0.99

00:32:08.000 Bizarre twisted woman. 1.00

00:32:09.000 Now I know I sound like I'm contradicting myself here because I said, don't be scared of ideas. 1.00

00:32:14.000 And then simultaneously said, Antifa corrupts people and makes them fucking weirdos. 0.98

00:32:18.000 No, Martin Sellner wanted to do a talk. 0.99

00:32:20.000 I wanted to go to Australia to do some talking.

00:32:24.000 This is different.

00:32:24.000 This is joining a cult.

00:32:27.000 This is brainwashing on a mass scale. 1.00

00:32:29.000 They Get into these groups and this shit perpetuates. 1.00

00:32:35.000 Can you pull up Finbar? 1.00

00:32:36.000 You had him.

00:32:38.000 You did?

00:32:39.000 Yeah.

00:32:41.000 That's him in the top as a young lad.

00:32:45.000 In the top left.

00:32:46.000 Top left for him.

00:32:48.000 Yeah.

00:32:48.000 That's the dad.

00:32:50.000 The dad killed himself.

00:32:51.000 Oh, oh, to the left.

00:32:53.000 What is his new name now?

00:32:54.000 Solange or something?

00:32:56.000 Yeah, Solange, something like that.

00:32:59.000 Anyway, it's in my video.

00:33:01.000 What about the Antifa fight?

00:33:03.000 But here's a guy.

00:33:04.000 Look at 1.6.

00:33:05.000 Here's Davy J. Sparrow.

00:33:07.000 He's a country singer.

00:33:10.000 Oh, that's fun.

00:33:12.000 I'd like to sing for you a Christmas song that I wrote.

00:33:15.000 A cowboy Christmas song.

00:33:17.000 Cowboy's been working.

00:33:18.000 He's out on the range.

00:33:20.000 Just him and his old pony.

00:33:22.000 But he's not too sad about it.

00:33:24.000 He's out there and he realizes.

00:33:25.000 He's a cool guy, huh?

00:33:26.000 True meaning of Christmas.

00:33:27.000 A fun little Twitter.

00:33:28.000 He's got a band together.

00:33:30.000 They do their songs.

00:33:32.000 And he says, I'm going to go to Portland.

00:33:39.000 Where he's introduced to intense racketry, meth, brainwashing.

00:33:47.000 Like, that's a big part of the Portland Antifa scene that no one ever talks about. 1.00

00:33:50.000 The fucking drugs these guys are on. 1.00

00:33:53.000 You know how the Tiger King made guys gay on meth? 1.00

00:33:56.000 Well, Portland Antifa makes guys gay on meth. 1.00

00:34:01.000 Makes them into gay rapists. 0.99

00:34:02.000 Mika Rhodes was the head of Portland Antifa, I believe, or was it Seattle Antifa? 1.00

00:34:08.000 But he raped couples. 0.99

00:34:11.000 He raped several couples. 1.00

00:34:12.000 But anyway, sorry. 0.99

00:34:13.000 That was Davey J. Sparrow.

00:34:15.000 Let's meet Davey J. Sparrow when he arrived after a few years of the Antifa cult.

00:34:23.000 What?

00:34:25.000 Wait, where is he?

00:34:27.000 He's right there.

00:34:28.000 He's changed his name to Carrie, Carrie, Carrie, Canary.

00:34:33.000 That's his legal name.

00:34:35.000 Sounds like lyrics from a song he wrote before.

00:34:37.000 Look at it.

00:34:38.000 Carrie, Carrie, Canary.

00:34:41.000 Yes, that's the new legal name.

00:34:43.000 It looks pretty normal.

00:34:44.000 Go to the next picture.

00:34:47.000 There we go.

00:34:48.000 That's Davey Jay Sparrow, the country singer, after a couple years in Portland.

00:34:54.000 Wow.

00:34:57.000 I think he should pick up the guitar.

00:35:00.000 All right, that's enough.

00:35:03.000 Oh, there's a before and after.

00:35:07.000 That's spooky.

00:35:08.000 Okay, shall we...

00:35:14.000 Politics. 1.00

00:35:15.000 We haven't talked about this, but this Biden thing is fucking a smoking gun. 0.99

00:35:20.000 This is 2-0. 0.99

00:35:24.000 He did it. 1.00

00:35:25.000 I think he's sniffed her and maybe grabbed her tits. 1.00

00:35:29.000 Or maybe he just like his MO, he's big on sniffing, right? 0.99

00:35:35.000 Who isn't?

00:35:37.000 But he was sniffing her.

00:35:39.000 So I don't know what's going on with that video clip. 0.98

00:35:41.000 It's really fucking annoying.

00:35:44.000 Do you have all the latest updates, like with Flash and everything? 0.97

00:35:47.000 Yeah, I think it's the blocker.

00:35:50.000 Shields up for this site?

00:35:51.000 No.

00:35:54.000 All right.

00:35:55.000 So Tara Reid, not the one from Beverly Hills 90210, but Tara Reid's mom called into Larry King's show and said, my daughter was molested and couldn't do anything about it. 0.98

00:36:08.000 Now, her daughter was working for Joe Biden.

00:36:11.000 So it's a smoking gun, and they've removed that from Google Play, which is another smoking gun. 0.99

00:36:17.000 the way, big tech are fucking activists. 0.97

00:36:20.000 But this is so unanimous that The left is its own worst enemy, and it's best to left them to their devices. 0.98

00:36:38.000 For example, you know who's really pushing against Joe Biden?

00:36:40.000 Sean King.

00:36:42.000 Do you know why?

00:36:44.000 Because he's a white male.

00:36:47.000 So, like, I don't have to fight Joe Biden.

00:36:49.000 I got Sean King to do it.

00:36:52.000 Richard Allen, former National Security Advisor, and Lois Romano of the Washington Post, San Luis Obispo, California.

00:37:00.000 Hello.

00:37:01.000 Yes, hello.

00:37:03.000 I'm wondering what a staffer would do besides go to the press in Washington.

00:37:11.000 My daughter has just left there after working for a prominent senator and could not get through with her problems at all.

00:37:17.000 The only thing she could have done was go to the press, and she chose to do it out of respect for him. 0.93

00:37:22.000 I don't see like Grolon rage help and grabbing tits seems pretty intense. 0.81

00:37:32.000 When you don't get any, I'm not a big molester, so I don't know how it goes, but when you don't get any sort of a wink-wink or a hee-hee-tee-hee, ooh, to just sort of go to a woman, like that's that's borderline zombie. 0.97

00:37:47.000 Is that some kind of like old school thing, like pinch a tush or something? 0.99

00:37:50.000 Like, just giving you a little honker. 0.62

00:37:52.000 Yeah.

00:37:54.000 I can't believe I'm defending Joe Biden.

00:37:56.000 Here's what I think happened.

00:37:58.000 This is, I'm just guessing.

00:37:59.000 Something did happen.

00:38:00.000 That's just, that's a fact.

00:38:02.000 But go back to the original Fox News thing, too.

00:38:05.000 You got to see how hot. 0.98

00:38:06.000 She's not hot now because this is like fucking 30 years ago. 1.00

00:38:09.000 But boy, was she hot back then? 0.99

00:38:13.000 Keep going.

00:38:16.000 There. 1.00

00:38:18.000 Show it, retard. 1.00

00:38:22.000 Look at what a smoke show she was. 1.00

00:38:24.000 Can you blame Joe for sniffing?

00:38:27.000 I think I would have had a sniff too.

00:38:29.000 Here's what I think happened.

00:38:33.000 He says, oh, you're so tense.

00:38:34.000 And she was like, oh, yeah.

00:38:37.000 And then he went, this is my AMSMR.

00:38:43.000 And he put his nose right into her neck and he smelled her.

00:38:47.000 And she went, Senator Biden, I don't think that's appropriate.

00:38:51.000 And he was like, shh.

00:38:52.000 Then he put his hand on her leg and she had a dress on and he slid it up.

00:38:58.000 And then that's when she sort of jumped up.

00:39:00.000 And she went, please stop.

00:39:04.000 I don't want that.

00:39:06.000 And he went, oh, relax.

00:39:09.000 You're gorgeous.

00:39:10.000 There's too much of indecence.

00:39:11.000 I think she said, oh, Mr. Biden.

00:39:13.000 He says, oh, good idea.

00:39:14.000 Biden, it is. 0.59

00:39:16.000 And then he bit her.

00:39:18.000 Great theory, Ryan.

00:39:19.000 And he was like, you're bitter.

00:39:21.000 All right.

00:39:21.000 Shall we get to the dictator?

00:39:22.000 This is before and after, by the way.

00:39:24.000 Before?

00:39:25.000 After.

00:39:26.000 Yeah, women are allowed to age. 1.00

00:39:27.000 She's probably 50 years old now. 0.97

00:39:30.000 Look at this.

00:39:34.000 She's probably the same age as me.

00:39:37.000 But wow, was she hot? 1.00

00:39:40.000 No, don't show her now. 0.91

00:39:43.000 I like Jews. 0.95

00:39:46.000 Isolate that. 0.99

00:39:47.000 Everyone's had a proclivity for the Jewish broths and the sex in New York. 1.00

00:39:51.000 When I came to New York, I'm from Montreal where women are sort of like, I love you. 0.99

00:39:55.000 Oh, we're naked.

00:39:57.000 You can put it there.

00:39:58.000 Oh, do you want me to touch it? 1.00

00:40:00.000 And then you come to New York and it's like, I'm your fucking whore. 1.00

00:40:03.000 And it took me like a few months to sort of get right. 1.00

00:40:07.000 Like I'm in American psycho now. 0.99

00:40:09.000 Women want to be murdered. 1.00

00:40:10.000 And it was mostly Jewish women. 1.00

00:40:11.000 And the dirty talk would burn my ears. 0.99

00:40:13.000 I'd go, oh my.

00:40:15.000 How rude.

00:40:19.000 All right, let's get to The Dictator.

00:40:35.000 I am the dictator.

00:40:38.000 Here are five new dictums from the dictator, which is me, and they are as follows.

00:40:42.000 One, no more SNL band.

00:40:45.000 We don't need them there.

00:40:45.000 It's a waste of money, waste of resources.

00:40:47.000 Talented musicians are doing what?

00:40:49.000 Playing the same song we've heard it.

00:40:51.000 Just press play.

00:40:53.000 The people in the studio audience, they're happy to be there.

00:40:55.000 They're watching some show they've only seen on the TV.

00:40:57.000 Now they're part of it.

00:40:58.000 Ooh, exciting.

00:41:00.000 So no, we're not doing that.

00:41:02.000 That's over.

00:41:04.000 Number two, celebrities are abolished.

00:41:09.000 Sorry, they pull us out of the movie.

00:41:11.000 We have celebrities getting paid $7 million to be in Toy Story.

00:41:15.000 And they're just reading from a script.

00:41:17.000 It's like a radio play.

00:41:18.000 It's the easiest thing in the world.

00:41:20.000 Get real actors.

00:41:20.000 I don't need Tom Hanks to be woody, especially for little kids.

00:41:24.000 And then when you get older and you're watching like 1917, right?

00:41:28.000 Unbelievable movie.

00:41:29.000 And I'm totally immersed in it because I don't recognize anyone in it.

00:41:34.000 And then we see Benedict Cumberbatch and you go, oh yeah, I'm watching a movie.

00:41:38.000 That's the guy who was in Doctor Strange and The Avengers.

00:41:42.000 Justin Thoreau talks about this.

00:41:44.000 He says, you're watching Castaway and you're like, there's Tom Hanks.

00:41:47.000 He's still married to the same woman.

00:41:48.000 And he was in Philadelphia where he's an AIDS guy.

00:41:51.000 Now I have to take the AIDS guy and put him on a desert island? 1.00

00:41:54.000 Why are you giving me a homework assignment?

00:41:56.000 I want to be immersed in it.

00:42:00.000 And we got plenty of people in film school and plenty of these theater homos that would love to be in your blockbuster movie. 1.00

00:42:06.000 So why don't we save like $50 million and not have celebrities at all?

00:42:10.000 Once you've been in the movie, go get a job.

00:42:13.000 Number three, we should acquire Canada. 1.00

00:42:17.000 Why do we have this stupid border? 1.00

00:42:20.000 I spent $10,000 getting my green card and I was bringing dozens of jobs. 1.00

00:42:24.000 If you look at a topographical map of North America, all of the population density of Canada is like a mile over the border.

00:42:33.000 Just move it up a little bit.

00:42:34.000 You can still call it Canada.

00:42:36.000 Fine.

00:42:37.000 You know, when Britain had the Falklands, well, they still do.

00:42:41.000 They call it the Falklands, but they have a British passport.

00:42:44.000 It should just be a North American passport.

00:42:46.000 Let's stop pretending it's a different country.

00:42:48.000 In Canada, I know this is going to make you mad, but 80% of Canada's economy is contingent on American business.

00:42:56.000 So you're not really an independent country at that point.

00:42:59.000 It's sort of like when you're a teenager and you go, I'm going to move into the basement now or the unfinished attic because I'm like not living here anymore.

00:43:08.000 I'm a rebel.

00:43:09.000 I live on a cement floor in the basement.

00:43:11.000 No, you still live at home.

00:43:13.000 So Canada and America abolish the border.

00:43:17.000 Now, we can do that with force because I'm going to talk about a lot more serious things now, more political things.

00:43:24.000 We can do it with force or we can just do it with embargoes or we could slowly chip away at it, like just get looser and looser with immigration and more and more generous to Canadian immigrants and vice versa. 0.59

00:43:36.000 Not that a lot of Americans move to Canada until it's not really there.

00:43:40.000 We slowly fire guys.

00:43:41.000 You know, Canada obtained their independence from Britain just by boring them to death. 0.83

00:43:47.000 Britain is still the head of Canada and you wouldn't know it.

00:43:50.000 They still have the queen on their money.

00:43:52.000 If you look up Canada and Wikipedia, there's still the queen there as the head of the colony, but it's not true.

00:43:58.000 So let's just sort of do the same thing as we slowly take Canada from Britain like they have it. 0.90

00:44:05.000 All right.

00:44:07.000 Number, what was that now?

00:44:08.000 That was number two.

00:44:10.000 That was three.

00:44:11.000 So now number four, we got to start losing some deadweight.

00:44:16.000 You know, I don't know.

00:44:17.000 We bought the Virgin, U.S. Virgin Islands from Denmark for like 17 million bucks.

00:44:22.000 I don't think we're making money off it.

00:44:24.000 I don't think it's as tourism.

00:44:26.000 So let's dump it.

00:44:28.000 And let's dump Puerto Rico. 1.00

00:44:31.000 What is that?

00:44:31.000 It's just welfare.

00:44:33.000 I don't even know why the fuck we have Puerto Rico. 0.98

00:44:35.000 So let's get rid of anything. 0.99

00:44:37.000 Just go through the books, get a Jewish guy to go through all the accounting. 1.00

00:44:41.000 And if it's not generating a profit, we got to unload it.

00:44:45.000 Now, how do you do that?

00:44:47.000 Russia, when they want a revolution, they send in what they call the little green men. 0.97

00:44:47.000 This is what you do. 0.97

00:44:53.000 Putin has these guys that are called the little green men, you know, as a colloquialism.

00:44:58.000 He doesn't call them that.

00:44:59.000 And what they do is they just have green military uniforms, but no insignias, like this.

00:45:06.000 And they send them into Ukraine and start frothing riots and revolution. 0.97

00:45:11.000 And then Russia goes, huh, I got to go in there. 0.75

00:45:13.000 Sorry.

00:45:14.000 So we have our own little green men.

00:45:16.000 And we start pushing and funding secretly, covertly, an independence movement in Puerto Rico and the U.S. Virgin Islands.

00:45:27.000 And then you go, but and then the president will just go, oh, geez.

00:45:32.000 Okay, fine.

00:45:33.000 You get your wish.

00:45:34.000 You're now free.

00:45:35.000 Not an ex.

00:45:36.000 You're now free to be independent.

00:45:38.000 I wish you nothing but the best. 0.99

00:45:40.000 Thanks for finally moving out of my fucking basement. 1.00

00:45:43.000 Now, this makes you look like a pussy, right? 1.00

00:45:47.000 So, number five, let's just take over Greenland. 1.00

00:45:52.000 It's as the Arctic ice is allegedly melting, they are having unprecedented access to their resources.

00:46:00.000 And they've got oil.

00:46:01.000 What do they got here?

00:46:03.000 Iron ore, lead, zinc, diamonds, gold, rare earth elements, uranium, oil, all kinds of important stuff.

00:46:11.000 Let's just take it.

00:46:12.000 Now, we could offer some sort of token fee.

00:46:15.000 Like we bought the Virgin Islands for 17.

00:46:18.000 I think we bought Alaska for $7 million.

00:46:20.000 Let's offer them like 50 million bucks here, Denmark. 0.99

00:46:24.000 And then if they have a problem with that, just fucking take it. 0.99

00:46:28.000 We can't look like pussies because of that whole getting rid of the Virgin Islands and letting Puerto Rico get independence. 1.00

00:46:33.000 So let's just fucking take it. 0.99

00:46:35.000 They have a standing army of 12,000 people. 0.99

00:46:38.000 You know how many people are in the NYPD?

00:46:40.000 55,000.

00:46:41.000 We could send the NYPD there if they want a war.

00:46:44.000 It would be the world's easiest war. 0.97

00:46:46.000 We'd look tough and have a bunch of resources.

00:46:51.000 And it'll also lose the embarrassment of getting rid of those colonies. 0.66

00:46:58.000 So anyway, sorry. 0.99

00:46:59.000 So now, what we've done here is got rid of a lot of deadweight, like the SNL band celebrities and those stupid colonies that don't do us any good. 1.00

00:47:09.000 And we've acquired Greenland and Canada. 0.99

00:47:12.000 The world's a better place already.

00:47:21.000 Show the video.

00:47:21.000 Yeah.

00:47:33.000 He's so funny.

00:47:35.000 I don't think it's so serious.

00:47:36.000 I guess they did too much Coke.

00:47:39.000 I guess Coke isn't really a funny drug.

00:47:40.000 Although that was Robin Williams' entire career. 0.98

00:47:42.000 Did she just turn into a bum? 1.00

00:47:46.000 I'd like to turn into her bum. 1.00

00:47:50.000 So yeah, we dissolve the border with Canada just sort of quietly behind the scenes. 0.91

00:47:57.000 Like people are noticing when they apply for American citizenship, it just goes right through.

00:48:01.000 And there'd be protests.

00:48:03.000 I've been trying to immigrate from the Congo and my papers aren't going through and my Canadian friend got in in an afternoon.

00:48:10.000 And when they say that, we just go, okay, well, look that up.

00:48:12.000 You should file a formal complaint.

00:48:14.000 So just sort of sandbag them with bureaucracy.

00:48:17.000 Now, do Canadians have an American passport?

00:48:21.000 I don't know.

00:48:23.000 That's the very, very last step.

00:48:26.000 We might say, it's easier just to write America on your Canadian passport and use an Eagle stamp. 0.63

00:48:33.000 I don't know why.

00:48:34.000 Less ink?

00:48:36.000 But as far as invading Greenland goes, there's also a sandbagging element to it where we just slowly say, take it over.

00:48:43.000 I don't know what the legal terms of warfare are.

00:48:46.000 You just put a flag in it, I guess.

00:48:48.000 And then when Denmark, obviously, and the other European countries start getting threatening, we don't have to bomb them like Dresden right away. 0.57

00:48:57.000 We just say, okay, how about I donate less to the UN?

00:49:01.000 How about I donate less?

00:49:03.000 How about we don't buy from you anymore?

00:49:04.000 Would you like that?

00:49:05.000 I saw an incredible map of economies in Europe that are as big as London.

00:49:13.000 And London is just a little dot, right?

00:49:16.000 Obviously, if you're looking at a map of Europe.

00:49:18.000 And then every European nation or every European area that generates as much income as that little dot.

00:49:25.000 And it was like all of Scandinavia.

00:49:28.000 It makes as much as London.

00:49:30.000 More than all of Italy.

00:49:32.000 Italy had to dip into Spain.

00:49:34.000 And then they had like huge swaths of Germany all struggling to make as much as that little dot. 0.92

00:49:39.000 And it's the same on a global scale with America.

00:49:41.000 We're the ones paying everyone's bills.

00:49:45.000 So, oh, there it is.

00:49:47.000 Which one?

00:49:48.000 Bottom row?

00:49:49.000 Compilation of the economies. 0.99

00:49:51.000 It's the one with the fucking map of Europe. 0.99

00:49:55.000 That one. 1.00

00:49:56.000 Blow that up.

00:50:01.000 Yeah, look at that.

00:50:01.000 So go, see, London is that little tiny dot.

00:50:08.000 Look, Germany can't even compete. 0.63

00:50:11.000 All of Finland.

00:50:12.000 Look at that.

00:50:13.000 Look at when you start going east, too, it gets really bad.

00:50:18.000 What is that?

00:50:18.000 All of Russia?

00:50:21.000 Anyway, it's the same with us.

00:50:24.000 So we can just, it's just like a little kid who's giving you grief.

00:50:28.000 You're like, hey, little buddy, just relax, relax.

00:50:30.000 You don't have to punch a kid in the face.

00:50:32.000 There's a million other things you can do financially to threaten them.

00:50:35.000 And then eventually we just own Greenland.

00:50:37.000 And it would piss a lot of people off.

00:50:38.000 And we go, yeah, things get acquired.

00:50:42.000 Sorry.

00:50:43.000 It's true.

00:50:45.000 All right.

00:50:46.000 Before we get to the mailbag, no, no, we'll do that, the videos after.

00:50:50.000 Let's go to the mailbag. 0.99

00:50:52.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad. 0.99

00:50:57.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag. 1.00

00:51:02.000 Let me touch it.

00:51:04.000 Touch it.

00:51:08.000 What was I going to say just there?

00:51:11.000 I forgot.

00:51:13.000 Mailbag.

00:51:14.000 I forgot.

00:51:17.000 Fellows, I thought you might be interested in reading about this.

00:51:21.000 Patriots kicker will remove tattoo.

00:51:23.000 This is ancient news, sir.

00:51:25.000 You're sending us.

00:51:26.000 Okay.

00:51:28.000 Maybe on Yahoo News today.

00:51:30.000 So the article he's sending says, what's the headline?

00:51:35.000 New Patriots Kicker will remove tattoo of far right.

00:51:40.000 So he's a three percenter, and he's in the New England Patriots.

00:51:43.000 The three percenters are benign. 0.99

00:51:46.000 My sweetest definition of the proud boys take that as a thing, and now they're even sweeter than that.

00:51:54.000 Like multiracial men and women. 0.72

00:51:58.000 There's no religion rules, nothing.

00:52:00.000 They're just patriots who are pro-2A.

00:52:02.000 And that is now far-right militia.

00:52:07.000 See, this is what happens in court.

00:52:09.000 They make up these stories about you.

00:52:10.000 You become a Nazi. 0.97

00:52:11.000 And then when you're in court, the female jurors get freaked out and go, Well, get rid of that Nazi. 1.00

00:52:16.000 He's going to kill it. 0.95

00:52:18.000 So all of these fake definitions of groups get people imprisoned. 0.92

00:52:24.000 Far-right militia. 1.00

00:52:26.000 What a pile of shit. 1.00

00:52:27.000 What a fucking joke. 1.00

00:52:30.000 This is, a guy made a video for us, and it's called Women Are Badass. 1.00

00:52:39.000 So he's taken from Taylor Swift's hit video.

00:52:43.000 And let it go forward a little bit.

00:52:47.000 So it's just a compilation of Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and other young lady propaganda.

00:52:55.000 Boring.

00:52:57.000 Sorry, come correct. 1.00

00:52:58.000 You suck. 1.00

00:52:59.000 This is from Tova. 1.00

00:53:00.000 Hi, Gavin.

00:53:01.000 Any word on that documentary you mentioned a while back that Thoreau was doing Louis Thoreau?

00:53:04.000 I'm really hoping he doesn't blow this because I feel like he's an understanding guy and seems unbiased.

00:53:08.000 I don't want this documentary to ruin him for me.

00:53:11.000 Love a black Jewish and female subscriber.

00:53:14.000 Should I do that?

00:53:15.000 Like, part of me, Nick Fuentes and Milo, they say, never, don't talk to Louis Thoreau.

00:53:20.000 Don't talk to anyone. 1.00

00:53:21.000 They're there to fuck you. 1.00

00:53:22.000 And when you appear in the thing, you're condoning the hit piece on you. 1.00

00:53:28.000 But then I also think, you look at my Wikipedia, it couldn't be worse.

00:53:32.000 So I'm banned from everywhere. 0.97

00:53:35.000 It'll just be more of the bullshit Wikipedia stuff about how I endorse violence and how I called Obama a monkey. 0.97

00:53:42.000 Or, so that's the same base level at zero. 0.99

00:53:46.000 Or I have some good on the other side of the coin.

00:53:50.000 You know?

00:53:52.000 I go back and forth.

00:53:55.000 The guy who's organizing it too, he wished me happy Easter.

00:54:02.000 He texted me.

00:54:04.000 And I said, you realize if this is all a setup for a hit piece, you're going to hell saying happy Easter to one of your victims?

00:54:13.000 Now, you know, this is one of the oldest symbols.

00:54:17.000 This is an interesting one.

00:54:20.000 Because this is a very contradictory episode.

00:54:23.000 I said words can't hurt, and then I showed you Antifa being weird.

00:54:27.000 I said we should invade Greenland, but I've also said I don't understand colonization in other episodes.

00:54:33.000 And I said young millennial men are lost and have no self-esteem, yet I've also noticed millennials have too much self-esteem.

00:54:46.000 Are both possible? 0.98

00:54:47.000 Anyway, this is one of these millennials who writes me these fucking emails where they're just like, yep, that thing you're wondering. 0.97

00:54:54.000 Like, remember I couldn't figure out who that chick was? 1.00

00:54:56.000 And then we found her.

00:54:57.000 She was the chick from Hobbs and Shaw. 0.74

00:55:00.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:55:01.000 And for days, I got other Hispanic actresses sent to me, the chick you're thinking of is Manuel Ribera. 1.00

00:55:08.000 She was in blah, blah, blah.

00:55:09.000 Then that's what's going on.

00:55:10.000 Never, the tone was never.

00:55:13.000 I think this is.

00:55:13.000 Could it be this chick?

00:55:15.000 Never interrogative, always affirmative.

00:55:18.000 So do we have two types of millennials? 0.99

00:55:21.000 Or are these incels relatively confident and sure of themselves? 0.99

00:55:25.000 I mean, they do give advice and shit. 0.99

00:55:28.000 You can be depressed and sure of yourself at the same time, can't you? 0.99

00:55:32.000 Yeah.

00:55:32.000 You're like, I can't get laid.

00:55:33.000 I'm awesome.

00:55:34.000 Why can't I get laid? 0.98

00:55:35.000 Anyway, we got to work hard on that. 1.00

00:55:37.000 But listen to the tone of this fucking email. 0.99

00:55:39.000 I'm so sick of kids emailing me this with this tone. 1.00

00:55:43.000 They want to fuck me. 1.00

00:55:45.000 Hey, Gavin Ryan, the car video with the ball bat was a Ford Explorer and a Chevy Corvette. 1.00

00:55:51.000 Definitely possible.

00:55:52.000 Well, that was real.

00:55:53.000 My old lady carries a ball bat in her car. 1.00

00:55:56.000 Thanks.

00:55:57.000 Thanks, dude.

00:55:58.000 So because the ball bat and the confirmation of the car type, that means it could be real.

00:56:05.000 And dish rag.

00:56:07.000 It was a rusty pipe in a Ferrari on Italian leather seats.

00:56:12.000 That would be in the trunk.

00:56:13.000 Trunks in the front, by the way.

00:56:18.000 Then I get an email.

00:56:20.000 It's actually the trunk's in the back.

00:56:21.000 You're thinking of a beetle.

00:56:24.000 Then I get an email four minutes later.

00:56:27.000 Sorry, I didn't see the second video before I sent the other one.

00:56:30.000 It wasn't Yeah.

00:56:37.000 You couldn't wait. 0.99

00:56:38.000 So he's emailing me this information before he's even finished watching the fucking show. 1.00

00:56:45.000 Can you believe this? 0.99

00:56:46.000 Oh, yeah, it was three minutes later.

00:56:50.000 Come on, man.

00:56:53.000 All right.

00:56:53.000 Let's go.

00:56:55.000 Oh, we just got one in now. 0.99

00:56:56.000 Zach says, play this and put the phrase on a t-shirt, penis breath. 0.93

00:57:01.000 I want to make Invade Greenland shirts. 0.97

00:57:04.000 I want to make Invade Greenland.

00:57:05.000 I want to make that Get Fired, Get in Trouble shirt. 1.00

00:57:07.000 And I want to make that Out for Bud shirt that the guy did with Bud in it.

00:57:13.000 And, you know, they're not going to sue me.

00:57:14.000 They'll just send a cease and desist.

00:57:17.000 I'll probably just say, Joyville is a lot taller than I thought she'd be. 1.00

00:57:20.000 This is not funny, by the way.

00:57:21.000 We're just saying, like, what would be an interesting mildly funny joke to put on our Instagrams?

00:57:26.000 There's the thing.

00:57:28.000 You ready for what he said?

00:57:30.000 he goes yes she is 200 meters taller than the statue of liberty Pardon me?

00:57:44.000 Okay, that's an inside joke that will not sell t-shirts.

00:57:48.000 But I met Joy Villa's husband, and I was making myself a midget in the photo. 0.88

00:57:53.000 I said, everyone's going to think she's super tall. 1.00

00:57:55.000 And then he said, yes, she is 200 meters more than the Statue of Liberty.

00:58:01.000 And I was like, what's the matter with the Statue of Liberty?

00:58:04.000 It's not tall enough for you.

00:58:06.000 Who adds 200 meters to a tall thing?

00:58:09.000 Yes, she is the Empire State Building times two.

00:58:13.000 It was the weirdest joke.

00:58:14.000 And then I kept bugging her about that.

00:58:17.000 And I guess coincidentally, they're now divorced.

00:58:20.000 I don't see much coincidence going on there, but.

00:58:27.000 Dear Gavin, you are the West is the best guy.

00:58:29.000 When you have a guest from Saudi Arabia, who says all countries have good and bad things, you could ask him an open question.

00:58:34.000 Ask him for examples of what is better in Saudi Arabia than in the UK and the US.

00:58:39.000 I did, and he said they treat the family with much more respect.

00:58:45.000 They don't have divorce.

00:58:47.000 There's fathers in every family.

00:58:49.000 Did you not? 1.00

00:58:51.000 Why am I getting these fucking letters from people? 1.00

00:58:53.000 They're so infuriating. 0.99

00:58:55.000 Now, most of what we got is the guy denying your assumptions.

00:58:58.000 Keep up the good work.

00:59:00.000 Learn to use your eyeballs, sir.

00:59:04.000 Okay, this is another interesting one.

00:59:06.000 Look at this.

00:59:07.000 Ben Leal.

00:59:08.000 He goes, check out this human battering ram.

00:59:11.000 And it's a viral video that's going around of a guy giving a headbutt.

00:59:14.000 He sends it to us as a Google Play thing where we have to log in and get permission. 0.99

00:59:20.000 Who sends fucking links like that? 1.00

00:59:22.000 What an asshole. 1.00

00:59:25.000 And here's another one. 1.00

00:59:26.000 Get this. 0.99

00:59:27.000 This guy, Tony M, he sends us the fucking actual video. 0.97

00:59:33.000 So I've got like 10 megabytes on my email now that I don't want. 0.98

00:59:36.000 This is something that dads do.

00:59:38.000 My dad will send me some golfing joke that's 22 megabytes. 0.99

00:59:41.000 I'm like, dad, you're filling out my fucking phone. 0.98

00:59:45.000 Hey guys, it's Censor TV. 0.98

00:59:46.000 I'm not much of a watcher of political videos, but my uncle's probably one of your biggest fans.

00:59:50.000 More of the story, he made a 30-second video he really thinks you guys will enjoy.

00:59:54.000 This makes me worried about our subscribers.

01:00:00.000 Glass cleaner.

01:00:02.000 You know where this is going?

01:00:04.000 Is he going to drink it?

01:00:05.000 The second. 0.99

01:00:07.000 He obviously took a thing, a fucking Windex, and put Blue Gatorade in it. 1.00

01:00:12.000 This is an 11-year-old's joke. 1.00

01:00:17.000 And why, if you were stupid enough to drink Windex, would you be scared of people seeing you? 1.00

01:00:23.000 Like your conceit and your terrible, shitty, boring joke doesn't work. 1.00

01:00:27.000 Stay safe. 1.00

01:00:29.000 That was terrible.

01:00:31.000 That's like on par with Belushi and the Jack Daniels. 0.99

01:00:35.000 And who everyone has done that fucking joke where you put water and vodka and chug it to freak everyone out. 0.97

01:00:40.000 It's ancient Chinese secret. 0.98

01:00:43.000 Oh, I got to get a gong sound effect. 0.99

01:00:47.000 Holy shit, I'm getting mad. 0.99

01:00:48.000 Oh, check out this one. 1.00

01:00:50.000 This is even more infuriating.

01:00:52.000 Did you see this one from 5857? 0.99

01:00:55.000 So he's, some people have these shitty phones. 0.93

01:00:58.000 Curtis has one of these. 0.89

01:00:59.000 I get these texts where the from is just like a phone number of AT ⁇ T. Then it's a text.

01:01:04.000 Then you click on the text and it's a YouTube thing.

01:01:07.000 So then you click on the YouTube thing.

01:01:09.000 And then you have to paste that into the URL. 0.96

01:01:12.000 And it's that motherfucker thing that we talked about a hundred years ago that everyone in the world has seen. 0.95

01:01:20.000 It's from January. 1.00

01:01:25.000 Like, who the fuck is sending me these things? 0.99

01:01:28.000 What is the matter with this? 1.00

01:01:32.000 This is the shittiest mailbag we've ever had. 0.94

01:01:36.000 Here's another infuriating one. 0.95

01:01:37.000 You ready for this?

01:01:38.000 Hey, Gavin, fan of yours, back to TGMS days.

01:01:41.000 Oh, like two years ago?

01:01:42.000 Wow, thanks.

01:01:43.000 When I sat in the studio for a few episodes.

01:01:45.000 Anyways, amazed to see you title an episode, The Cocteau Twins.

01:01:47.000 They've been a favorite of mine for years.

01:01:49.000 I've seen them.

01:01:51.000 And you're right about Liz Fair just concocting phonetics to sing rather than words. 1.00

01:01:56.000 You may be surprised to find that even the stuff that sounds like gibberish has actual lyrics.

01:02:03.000 Pearly Dewdrops drop does.

01:02:07.000 That bit you mentioned as just sounds is really tis the lucky, lucky penny, penny, penny. 1.00

01:02:12.000 I fucking know, asshole. 0.99

01:02:17.000 I said the lyrics don't make any sense, but I never said it's just made up sounds. 1.00

01:02:23.000 I've seen the lyrics to Pearly Dewdrops drop.

01:02:26.000 I can hear that she's saying actual words like tis the lucky, lucky penny, penny, penny.

01:02:31.000 My point was that that song doesn't mean anything.

01:02:36.000 Just leave, just go somewhere else.

01:02:39.000 Can you believe these letters?

01:02:40.000 Here's another infuriating one. 1.00

01:02:42.000 If you can believe it, what the fuck is going on with the world? 1.00

01:02:46.000 It's like there's shit particles in the air. 1.00

01:02:49.000 What are we, in India? 0.99

01:02:51.000 We're in India standing by the road and writing emails.

01:02:54.000 Hey, Gavin, love the podcast.

01:02:56.000 Recently subscribed.

01:03:00.000 I'll post the link below.

01:03:01.000 You're on Hannity, and the guest was a feminist named Tamara Holder. 1.00

01:03:04.000 Yes, I'm very familiar with the most famous Hannity clip of all time.

01:03:07.000 By the way, isn't it interesting that that was just a blip in my life, and that's her entire legacy?

01:03:12.000 She's a meme.

01:03:14.000 This is what she'll be known for.

01:03:16.000 This will be mentioned at her funeral in 40 years.

01:03:20.000 I had a choice to be married, and I chose not to.

01:03:22.000 I have a choice not to be a marriage.

01:03:24.000 We'll give you the last word.

01:03:25.000 Go ahead.

01:03:26.000 I think that your guest here is doing a disservice to all of the viewers and doing a disservice to America by saying that women, that I need to be married, that I would be happier at home.

01:03:37.000 That you're, what, miserably married?

01:03:39.000 Just because it's just happening in a woman. 1.00

01:03:41.000 I'm trying to share my joy.

01:03:42.000 You should see my little children.

01:03:43.000 Not everybody has the same life pattern as you. 0.61

01:03:47.000 And not everybody wants to marry somebody in a bootleg sneer sucker suit.

01:03:52.000 Bootleg Sneersucker suit? 0.92

01:03:54.000 Who's J. Crew, Tamara? 1.00

01:03:55.000 Hey, bitch. 1.00

01:03:56.000 And then I say to her, don't marry me. 1.00

01:03:59.000 Marry a hunk. 1.00

01:04:01.000 Anyway, I've always wondered what was going on before that segment and after.

01:04:04.000 She came prepared with notes on you, so I didn't know if she was trying to be cool with you before and after.

01:04:08.000 She was obviously shaking.

01:04:10.000 So what happened there?

01:04:14.000 Well, Jesse, that's not that bad of a letter, I guess.

01:04:17.000 But I had been on Hannity's radio show with Tamara.

01:04:21.000 Tamara's best friends with Hannity's wife.

01:04:24.000 So I felt like she was sort of one of the gang.

01:04:27.000 And on Hannity's radio show, the whole thing was about finding her a man, which is what you generally talk about with women in their late 30s.

01:04:36.000 It's like, what are we going to do with you?

01:04:38.000 And they're always saying the same thing.

01:04:39.000 Like, don't send me anyone who's unemployed.

01:04:42.000 I want this kind of guy, that kind of guy.

01:04:45.000 What are you doing?

01:04:46.000 Just in case you want to look at me.

01:04:49.000 Oh, we haven't talked about you all show.

01:04:51.000 Anyway, so you talk about that.

01:04:53.000 And like, I always have my advice, get a Western expat and wear heels three times a week and don't cut your hair short.

01:05:00.000 And, you know, those little tips.

01:05:01.000 And I do know of some guys, but I work with him every day, but he's really short, and you could probably do a lot better. 0.95

01:05:08.000 His house is, he calls it the fag zone.

01:05:11.000 So he's probably not the most ideal mate for you.

01:05:13.000 But if you're really desperate, I could give you his number, that kind of stuff.

01:05:16.000 Right?

01:05:17.000 And that was the tone of the whole show. 1.00

01:05:19.000 Now, Tamara Holder, I would see her at Fox in the building getting more and more plastic surgery and fake tits. 1.00

01:05:27.000 You're clearly wanting a man when you're mutilating yourself to look younger. 0.99

01:05:32.000 They do that to feel good.

01:05:34.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:05:34.000 It feels really good to have industrial silicon in your fucking chest. 1.00

01:05:40.000 So we had that discussion on her radio show, which I was quite, it was quite raucous. 1.00

01:05:46.000 Like she was wearing these leggings where you could see her labia. 1.00

01:05:49.000 And I think I said something like, we're really getting all the details there.

01:05:53.000 It was flirtatious almost.

01:05:55.000 So I thought we had a good rapport.

01:05:57.000 So then when we get on the show, we're just doing more of the same.

01:06:00.000 She's done all this research on me.

01:06:01.000 The point that we were talking about was Hillary Clinton pays her female staffers less. 1.00

01:06:08.000 And she's talking about income equality.

01:06:10.000 Now, she pays them less because they do less. 1.00

01:06:12.000 Her male staffers work more, so they got paid more. 0.96

01:06:14.000 But it's a perfect example of the wage gap myth.

01:06:17.000 And it was on the Washington Free Beacon.

01:06:19.000 So she had done all this research saying the Washington Free Beacon is, what did she call it, a rag?

01:06:25.000 Gossip rag?

01:06:26.000 Banana peels or something.

01:06:28.000 Oh, wow.

01:06:29.000 And that's, there's plenty of, the Washington Post is a rag, but no one criticizes Washington Free Beacon.

01:06:34.000 I think she got the wrong publication anyway.

01:06:36.000 That was the tone.

01:06:38.000 And then she got into feminism and stuff. 0.95

01:06:40.000 And you know, another funny thing about that?

01:06:42.000 She would tweet and Instagram and say things for years after.

01:06:46.000 Like, well, I guess I'm really sad at home.

01:06:48.000 And then she'll be doing something fun on the beach.

01:06:51.000 Hey, Gavin, I guess this is me being sad.

01:06:53.000 Like years later, she's having fun and tweeting about this incident because I think people kept bringing it up again and again and again and again.

01:07:00.000 But I saw her in the Fox studio, like the Fox building, and she walked by me.

01:07:08.000 I didn't, she didn't acknowledge me because I guess she hated me after that.

01:07:11.000 And I didn't acknowledge her.

01:07:12.000 You know why? 0.99

01:07:13.000 I didn't fucking recognize her. 1.00

01:07:16.000 She had so much shit under her face. 1.00

01:07:19.000 Like she had those crazy lips that when women with no lips get fake lips, it just comes straight out like a plate. 1.00

01:07:26.000 Like some sort of Papua New Guinean tribesman.

01:07:28.000 And then her eyes were all up and talked. 0.99

01:07:30.000 And she was like, it's like, oh, there's one of those plastic surgery bitches. 1.00

01:07:34.000 Didn't realize it was Tamara Holder. 0.99

01:07:37.000 And as far as the immediate aftermath, she was cold as ice.

01:07:42.000 And that happens sometimes. 0.98

01:07:44.000 Like I got in a fight with some black woman on Hannity where I said food stamps are just fat pills. 0.98

01:07:50.000 And that was pretty good. 0.95

01:07:52.000 Because I've lived in Brooklyn for a long time. 0.99

01:07:54.000 I see people abusing food stamps, buying cake and pre-cooked chicken and fucking candies and beer. 0.99

01:08:01.000 But they don't know any poor people. 0.99

01:08:03.000 So, yeah, that was it.

01:08:05.000 She kept talking about my let's move on.

01:08:07.000 All right, so we've got Jesse Waters is out there, meets a surfer guy who's living on welfare.

01:08:13.000 Yeah, but this guy doesn't personify the problem.

01:08:15.000 I mean, food stamps represent the problem.

01:08:18.000 I see an able-bodied guy that's more interested in his music than actually getting up and going to work like the rest of the people.

01:08:22.000 Middle-class white surfer kid.

01:08:25.000 Here in New York, Dominicans go to the grocery store with their food stamps, and the barrels that they ship back to the Dominican Republic are available at the grocery store. 0.55

01:08:35.000 There's enough clothes in America.

01:08:37.000 We're going to be able to get a lot of people who are going to a hungry child to be able to do it.

01:08:40.000 I would love to be a hungry child.

01:08:42.000 I can't talk to them.

01:08:43.000 They're too big.

01:08:43.000 They can't get off your street.

01:08:44.000 It's expensively privileged, I would think, that you're not coming in contact with people who are hungry.

01:08:49.000 Have you ever seen this in America?

01:08:52.000 Well, you can apply it to the abuse of the people.

01:08:54.000 They see it's a big problem when it comes to actually the food that they have access to in these stores that accept food.

01:09:01.000 There's a lot of issues.

01:09:03.000 Anyways, that was a fun fight, and I enjoyed it.

01:09:06.000 And I didn't know she was seething with rage. 1.00

01:09:08.000 She kept talking about my jacket, my fancy jacket, and I don't know any poor people.

01:09:12.000 Meanwhile, she had never heard that Dominicans will use their food stamps to fill huge blue tubs and ship them to the Dominican Republic, not to eat, but for those stores to use as their merchandise, as their stock.

01:09:27.000 So our food stamps stock Dominican bodegas, and it's a huge problem. 1.00

01:09:32.000 And it's so common that the blue bins are often for sale at the grocery store.

01:09:36.000 So you just go there and you fill it all up, seal it, walk it to the post office.

01:09:40.000 I think there's some bodegas in Brooklyn that will actually ship it for you. 0.99

01:09:46.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:09:47.000 And she hadn't heard of that because she's just uninformed because she's only there because she's a black woman and they have to make it look more colorful. 1.00

01:09:53.000 So she doesn't do her job. 0.97

01:09:54.000 She's not there for marriage. 1.00

01:09:55.000 Ain't nobody got time for that.

01:09:57.000 Yeah, she literally has no time to look up that thing. 0.99

01:10:01.000 And I had all these Dominicans madam. 1.00

01:10:03.000 Find the story in the New York Post.

01:10:04.000 Dominican Republic food stamps, blue bins.

01:10:07.000 It's a major problem in New York City.

01:10:09.000 And you see them everywhere.

01:10:10.000 Even in New Rochelle, by my gym, you'd see people just with hand trucks wheeling a giant blue bin down the street.

01:10:19.000 Anyway, so with her, we're in the hallway, and I joked with her.

01:10:24.000 I said, you know what I should have said when you were saying that?

01:10:26.000 I should have said, you don't know me.

01:10:27.000 How are you going to talk to me like you know me?

01:10:30.000 I thought that was funny.

01:10:31.000 And she goes, you are speaking from a position of privilege and I don't have to talk to you.

01:10:37.000 Yeah, there we go.

01:10:39.000 And she stormed off. 1.00

01:10:40.000 I was like, oh, I didn't realize we were having a real fight, you fucking wimp. 1.00

01:10:45.000 All right, let's end the show with some car crashes. 1.00

01:10:48.000 I got to go get a haircut.

01:10:50.000 I got to go.

01:10:51.000 I got a secret meeting with a barber, an illegal meeting.

01:10:55.000 We're going to violate social distancing.

01:10:58.000 I want my kids to have play dates, but no one, I can't find anyone to do it.

01:11:03.000 So anyway, I love watching these fights and stuff, but I'm realizing now that I prefer cars to be involved.

01:11:12.000 You got to watch this closely.

01:11:16.000 Wow!

01:11:22.000 Imagine how out of your mind you'd have to be to use a car as a weapon?

01:11:28.000 Like it's the reason I'm so fascinated too Is every time I'm driving, especially in the suburbs where it's like 20 miles an hour, I just want to gun it or go up on that hill or smash something, but you never do.

01:11:39.000 You never indulge yourself.

01:11:41.000 Well, some people do.

01:11:43.000 Let's just watch that again, can we?

01:11:47.000 Oh, God.

01:11:48.000 Watch the couple there.

01:11:54.000 I mean, this actually runs over. 1.00

01:11:56.000 Barbaric piece of shit. 1.00

01:11:58.000 Wait, keep watching. 1.00

01:11:58.000 I want to see the other crush. 1.00

01:12:03.000 That's probably the safest place to be, right?

01:12:05.000 Although, who knows?

01:12:06.000 Maybe a car could knock down one of those cement things. 0.99

01:12:11.000 What does it take for those to blow up?

01:12:13.000 Definitely not impact, right?

01:12:14.000 But a spark plus impact, possibly.

01:12:17.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:12:17.000 I don't get the car.

01:12:18.000 I don't know.

01:12:19.000 You'd have to rip into the car so bad that you got to the gas tank, and then there'd have to be some sort of friction.

01:12:25.000 Maybe an electrical wire or something.

01:12:26.000 Right, right.

01:12:27.000 It happens in action movies all the time, but I've never seen it happen in real life.

01:12:30.000 Yep.

01:12:31.000 All right, this is another short one where this guy decides to use his car as a murder weapon.

01:12:41.000 We've seen videos like this a few times.

01:12:46.000 Nothing to do with the car in the fortnight.

01:12:48.000 So he's mad. 1.00

01:12:51.000 Fuck you. 1.00

01:12:53.000 And remember, this is Britain, so the driver is on the other side. 1.00

01:13:01.000 Now he's out of the way.

01:13:02.000 So he's going to get out of the car and say, boy, Mike, what's your problem?

01:13:06.000 Meanwhile, this guy has other plans.

01:13:08.000 No!

01:13:09.000 Owie! 1.00

01:13:11.000 Get away from there! 1.00

01:13:13.000 Leave that area. 1.00

01:13:14.000 Why did this asshole stop filming? 0.99

01:13:17.000 Can we get better cameramen, please? 1.00

01:13:19.000 What is he...

01:13:20.000 What poor reaction to...

01:13:27.000 Do taxis in Britain only have one door in the back?

01:13:32.000 No, they have two doors.

01:13:34.000 Okay.

01:13:35.000 I'm pretty sure.

01:13:36.000 Black hack. 0.99

01:13:38.000 All right, let's watch this last one.

01:13:42.000 This one I don't get.

01:13:43.000 I think it's just for the thrill, because this must be a thrilling thing to do.

01:13:47.000 *puff*

01:13:53.000 Imagine how fun that must be?

01:13:54.000 Yeah, it looks fun.

01:13:56.000 Bam! 0.98

01:13:57.000 This must be so fucking loud. 0.98

01:14:00.000 Here, can we hear it? 0.97

01:14:01.000 Is there volume on this?

01:14:02.000 No, it's not.

01:14:03.000 Ah, shoot.

01:14:04.000 Look at that.

01:14:05.000 Well, we can make our own.

01:14:06.000 You ready?

01:14:07.000 Bam! 0.98

01:14:08.000 Ting, tittling, ping, cling.

01:14:10.000 I'll do the aftermath.

01:14:11.000 You do the initial movement.

01:14:12.000 Okay.

01:14:16.000 You can't just use a hammer to get in through the door.

01:14:19.000 Wow, he's doing it again.

01:14:20.000 It's not Fort Knox, dude.

01:14:22.000 Going for the gold.

01:14:23.000 It's a dollar store.

01:14:25.000 Not anymore.

01:14:26.000 And how much do you think?

01:14:26.000 I've never worked in retail.

01:14:28.000 How much do you think is in the cash?

01:14:30.000 I've never worked a cash in my life. 1.00

01:14:32.000 You guys are retarded. 1.00

01:14:34.000 So I assume that's not your truck because you just did $2,500 worth of damage to the truck. 0.99

01:14:41.000 So that's Grand Theft Auto, right?

01:14:43.000 But look at the garbage that's in that store. 0.98

01:14:45.000 What could you possibly grab?

01:14:46.000 Like chargers?

01:14:47.000 Yeah, lighters.

01:14:49.000 So I'm guessing there's not more than 800 bucks in a cash register.

01:14:55.000 I mean, you see it when they're giving you your change.

01:14:57.000 There's not a pile of hundreds.

01:14:59.000 There's usually like, at the most, 520s.

01:15:02.000 Nothing worse losing your freedom over.

01:15:05.000 Yeah.

01:15:07.000 So maybe there's less.

01:15:08.000 Look this up.

01:15:09.000 What's in an average cash register? 0.99

01:15:13.000 Because you guys are going to go to jail for a long-ass fucking time. 0.99

01:15:18.000 And I don't know if the truck works now. 0.99

01:15:20.000 That's your getaway vehicle.

01:15:22.000 So you're risking not being able to escape.

01:15:24.000 You're not going to go far walking down the street.

01:15:26.000 Let's see.

01:15:28.000 There you go, just walking down the street.

01:15:35.000 I hate the boring internet.

01:15:39.000 What does he say? 1.00

01:15:39.000 Just tell us a fucking number. 1.00

01:15:41.000 How do you get a 500-word article out of this? 0.99

01:15:46.000 For example, $200 is your optimum cash on hand amount.

01:15:49.000 You might decide that $500 is a good upper limit.

01:15:51.000 If you reach $500, then Jorge, you'd remove $300 or so.

01:15:54.000 Okay, so the best possible scenario for those two guys is $500 in each cash.

01:15:59.000 That's $1,000 divided by three.

01:16:01.000 $333.

01:16:03.000 And what do you say?

01:16:04.000 Even if the most generous judge in the world, he's going to give them like three years.

01:16:09.000 Four years.

01:16:12.000 So $100 a year.

01:16:14.000 Yeah, $100 a year.

01:16:16.000 Good move, boys. 1.00

01:16:17.000 Pathetic. 1.00

01:16:19.000 Get fired. 1.00

01:16:20.000 Get in trouble.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 28, 2020

S02E156 - THE DICTATOR RETURNS [2020-04-28 - S02E156 - THE DICTATOR RETURNS]

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