Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E164 - WINNING [2020-05-18 - S02E164 - WINNING]

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.

00:00:23.000 This is how it works.

00:00:25.000 It feels a little worse than when we drove our...

00:00:29.000 *sad*

00:00:36.000 Hello.

00:00:37.000 I'm out of Brooks Brothers shirts, so we're going to go on a Fred Perry bender.

00:00:41.000 I think I might be too old for Fred's.

00:00:44.000 I like wearing the Proud Boys one, but I don't know.

00:00:48.000 It seems like it's an under 40 man's game, Fred Perry's.

00:00:52.000 You have more Perry's?

00:00:54.000 Yeah.

00:00:55.000 I have millions.

00:00:57.000 That's been my look my whole life.

00:00:59.000 Punks, the only formal shirt we were allowed to wear was a Fred Perry.

00:01:04.000 I don't know why.

00:01:05.000 There's so many weird rules.

00:01:06.000 The only slow music you're allowed to listen to is reggae.

00:01:09.000 And if a punk band has a slow song, you have to pick up the needle and go over it.

00:01:15.000 So when the Bad Brains released Eye Against Eye and there's that song, Secret 77, which is like almost a folk song, you have to skip it.

00:01:26.000 Not allowed.

00:01:27.000 For rebels, they sure had a lot of rules.

00:01:29.000 For non-conformists, there sure was a lot of conforming.

00:01:35.000 We've got a fun show for you today.

00:01:36.000 I may break my Corona Silence because John Lott needs to give us the numbers.

00:01:44.000 Oh, I guess I have to talk about Regina Specter.

00:01:45.000 I don't know.

00:01:46.000 She's a Russian chick. 1.00

00:01:47.000 I think she's a New Yorker.

00:01:47.000 She plays the piano real well.

00:01:49.000 She's got a lot of hits. 0.99

00:01:51.000 She's just got that weird talent where she can just write songs.

00:01:54.000 While laughing up a storm Until we were just born Until it got so warm That none of us could sleep It's like being married to a Russian. 1.00

00:02:04.000 Do they fuck a lot?

00:02:09.000 Boring.

00:02:12.000 She's a good sort of Sunday listen, though.

00:02:16.000 And also, in today's show, we're winning.

00:02:20.000 And I have about 70 examples of the massive comeback the right is on right now.

00:02:26.000 We were losing for a while there, I will concede, with the big tech censorship.

00:02:31.000 About a year ago, you know, Laura Loomer and Proud Boys being put in prison.

00:02:37.000 That was a low point.

00:02:38.000 But we have come back with a vengeance and we are not up against worthy adversaries.

00:02:44.000 We're up against shitty magicians.

00:02:48.000 So it's an easy fight.

00:02:49.000 It's kind of like Copper Cab.

00:02:51.000 I was nervous about the Copper Cab fight.

00:02:53.000 He's apparently got a hell of a temper.

00:02:55.000 He's like 6'2 ⁇ , big guy.

00:02:57.000 I had never really seen him fight.

00:03:00.000 So, and even when he showed up at the gym, my guys were like, if he cheats, we're all going to jump in and kick his ass.

00:03:07.000 But put your hands up, dude.

00:03:10.000 Keep your hands up.

00:03:11.000 Meaning you're about to get pummeled.

00:03:13.000 Well, have you seen these practicing for round two?

00:03:17.000 Have you seen that?

00:03:22.000 It did a great job.

00:03:23.000 Who puts glasses on a punching bag?

00:03:25.000 You're going to shatter your hand.

00:03:26.000 And after one punch, those are going to go flying off.

00:03:29.000 It might just be for, you know, like a totem, like an effigy.

00:03:33.000 And I don't wear suspenders.

00:03:36.000 Maybe I have.

00:03:37.000 Okay.

00:03:38.000 Good luck.

00:03:39.000 You know, you can feel someone out when they fight.

00:03:41.000 He could train for the rest of his life.

00:03:43.000 He's slow.

00:03:46.000 And he's not a violent person by nature.

00:03:49.000 What the hell has he done to his?

00:03:51.000 Oh, my.

00:03:53.000 Is that his kimbo slice look? 0.97

00:03:57.000 We've known him for so long, he's gone.

00:04:00.000 He's become old.

00:04:08.000 Looks kind of Chinese.

00:04:09.000 Yes, I was just thinking that.

00:04:10.000 Looks like a Buddha boy. 1.00

00:04:13.000 But before we get into Corona and how bad we're winning, I like to keep the beginning fun.

00:04:20.000 It's what I used to do with Vice.

00:04:21.000 The first third was always like silly stuff, 500-word articles, then the meets.

00:04:26.000 The New York Post does it too.

00:04:28.000 They start out light.

00:04:29.000 So we'll start out with the lightest of the light.

00:04:32.000 Ryan thinks he saw a UFO.

00:04:35.000 I did.

00:04:35.000 Okay, you technically did.

00:04:37.000 You saw an unidentified flying object.

00:04:39.000 Correct.

00:04:40.000 But do you think you saw aliens?

00:04:41.000 And I don't know.

00:04:43.000 I don't know.

00:04:44.000 I know.

00:04:44.000 What's your hunch?

00:04:45.000 I think it's just some sort of craft that I've never seen before.

00:04:49.000 It's got to be something explainable.

00:04:52.000 I believe.

00:04:52.000 You say, I saw a UFO, and I say, well, yeah, you saw an unidentified flying object.

00:04:56.000 Sure.

00:04:57.000 And then I said, what do you think it is?

00:04:58.000 And you go, I think it's an object that was flying that I have never seen before.

00:05:02.000 In other words, an unidentified flying object.

00:05:05.000 Can we move forward here?

00:05:06.000 Not an alien, though.

00:05:07.000 I don't know.

00:05:08.000 I have no idea.

00:05:09.000 So you've got some alarming footage.

00:05:12.000 So the footage was very hard to take because I can't see shit.

00:05:15.000 If you ever try to look at your phone on full brightness with the sun on you on the beach, impossible.

00:05:20.000 So to find this little guy, I didn't even know if I caught on camera.

00:05:23.000 I just shot in the dark.

00:05:25.000 But I wanted to keep my eyes on it because if you blink, I rubbed my eye and I lost it.

00:05:29.000 Didn't want to lose it.

00:05:30.000 So here we have it.

00:05:32.000 And if you Google it, there's no explanation for it standing.

00:05:36.000 I tried to look for it.

00:05:37.000 Where were you?

00:05:38.000 What beach?

00:05:39.000 Orchard Beach in the Bronx.

00:05:41.000 Aren't all New York beaches shut down?

00:05:45.000 This one ain't.

00:05:46.000 This one ain't.

00:05:47.000 Or maybe people are just there illegally.

00:05:49.000 No, it was legal because there was a cop barricade thing, but they were letting people through.

00:05:56.000 So they were just regulating maybe how many cars go in there past three o'clock or something.

00:06:01.000 Oh, so I guess open means no monitoring.

00:06:06.000 And closed means we have cops there to make sure you stay six feet apart. 0.89

00:06:10.000 I saw a picture in the post today of these lackadaisical female cops carrying a banner that said stay six feet apart. 1.00

00:06:19.000 And the banner was six feet.

00:06:20.000 But one of them was sort of carrying it in front of her and the other was carrying to her side. 0.96

00:06:25.000 So they were about four feet apart.

00:06:27.000 They were both on the inside of the banner.

00:06:29.000 They're just with their masks on, just like, blah.

00:06:33.000 Oh, I have cops in my story too that have just given up.

00:06:36.000 Apparently, in the Bronx, they're having cops put up flyers that say stay six feet apart.

00:06:43.000 And so a lot of cops are just like, I'm not doing anything.

00:06:46.000 Fuck it.

00:06:47.000 I'm not answering calls.

00:06:48.000 Nothing.

00:06:49.000 That's going to come up soon because I was robbed this weekend.

00:06:52.000 And I have footage of it.

00:06:55.000 Oh, yeah.

00:06:55.000 This is the bike trail.

00:06:59.000 Well, that's unfold.

00:07:00.000 It's sped up.

00:07:02.000 Oh.

00:07:03.000 Unfortunately.

00:07:04.000 That's a fun bike trail.

00:07:05.000 It's awesome.

00:07:06.000 Yeah, we got to go.

00:07:07.000 We definitely got to do it.

00:07:08.000 And so, you know, I'm biking miles and miles and miles and I come across Orchard Beach.

00:07:15.000 And people are out.

00:07:16.000 Orchard Beach is the one that has on the other side, you can see the island.

00:07:21.000 What's it called?

00:07:23.000 That weird island that people live in.

00:07:25.000 Is it Randall?

00:07:26.000 It's not Randall's Island.

00:07:27.000 I don't know.

00:07:28.000 But there it is.

00:07:30.000 See that?

00:07:31.000 Yeah.

00:07:32.000 Orchard Beach is the Puerto Rican lunacy one. 0.98

00:07:35.000 Oh, yeah.

00:07:36.000 Where there's not one white person in the whole it is Puerto Rican.

00:07:40.000 And they have crazy drinks there, too.

00:07:42.000 Yes.

00:07:43.000 That you have one sip of and you're trashed.

00:07:46.000 Did I tell you about that?

00:07:47.000 Or is that just the thing?

00:07:48.000 No, the guys from my gym go.

00:07:49.000 Yeah, they sell like jungle juice.

00:07:52.000 City Island.

00:07:53.000 City Island.

00:07:54.000 And from City Island, you can see the beach with binoculars.

00:08:00.000 They got salsa playing and all this.

00:08:02.000 I got some good footage of that.

00:08:04.000 Of me.

00:08:05.000 Let's see your awesome footage.

00:08:08.000 Puerto Rico.

00:08:11.000 A lot of whistling.

00:08:13.000 Puerto Rican Day parade was canceled, which broke a lot of rapists' hearts.

00:08:20.000 That's pretty good.

00:08:21.000 Is it balancing that ball on that thing?

00:08:22.000 Yeah, it seemed pretty...

00:08:26.000 And there's just some really nice houses on the way back.

00:08:28.000 And then I learned how to ride the bike without handles.

00:08:30.000 That was fun.

00:08:32.000 I think I'm late to the game, but apparently.

00:08:34.000 A little late, yeah, Ryan.

00:08:36.000 I was doing that in 1976.

00:08:39.000 But don't you need a certain type of bike to do it?

00:08:41.000 Like if a mountain bike Shut up, please.

00:08:46.000 So no more on the UFO, and you did some research, and it's more like it would be interesting if you had Orchard Beach UFO spotted.

00:08:54.000 New York Daily News.

00:08:56.000 What there is, is a lot of the same thing.

00:08:57.000 It's called the White Sphere, and I looked it up, and there's no explanation for it. 0.90

00:09:03.000 White sphere UFO.

00:09:05.000 And what happened was...

00:09:09.000 You think that's a 50s thing?

00:09:11.000 It was not a weather balloon.

00:09:12.000 No, because then another one.

00:09:13.000 I was trying to keep my eye trans on it.

00:09:15.000 And one was over here.

00:09:16.000 And then another one just like literally popped up out of the blue.

00:09:20.000 I didn't even see it.

00:09:21.000 I was staring at this one.

00:09:22.000 My peripheral, this one came up.

00:09:24.000 Then they got close to each other, then separated.

00:09:26.000 By the way, they were wobbling like this.

00:09:28.000 They weren't just staying in place.

00:09:30.000 They moved across the sky very slowly.

00:09:32.000 then it was doing this because I could tell because it was in did it look like that UFO that the Pentagon released where those bros, those jet plane bros were like, dude!

00:09:46.000 I just heard the audio of it.

00:09:47.000 How have you not seen that video?

00:09:49.000 Oh, I don't remember.

00:09:50.000 It's probably been seen by a billion people.

00:09:53.000 I must have seen it, but I don't know.

00:09:54.000 It wasn't disc-shaped.

00:09:55.000 It was just a round ball.

00:09:56.000 Then a third one came.

00:09:58.000 It was crazy.

00:09:58.000 I've never seen anything like that before.

00:10:00.000 All right, let's get to my robbery.

00:10:03.000 So my youngest boy has this little, it's called a swagtron, and it's a scooter with a battery on it.

00:10:13.000 My mother-in-law got it for him.

00:10:15.000 I don't approve of battery-operated things, especially scooters and skateboards.

00:10:19.000 No, no.

00:10:20.000 Oh, yeah, I guess that is it.

00:10:23.000 Okay, so she's sitting on the front lawn.

00:10:26.000 She has a hot coffee and her phone, and she's watching Johnny do stuff.

00:10:34.000 He goes to get his helmet or something, and then she hears a kid crying.

00:10:38.000 So she gets up and she goes into the house.

00:10:40.000 She leaves her phone there.

00:10:43.000 And this is what happened next.

00:10:46.000 Do you have the audio turned up?

00:10:50.000 Okay, this pisses me off more than the thief.

00:10:56.000 Listen to that.

00:10:56.000 Just go back.

00:10:58.000 What the fuck?

00:10:59.000 Just mind your own fucking business, okay?

00:11:01.000 It's my lawn.

00:11:04.000 Did you catch?

00:11:05.000 Do you have your phone?

00:11:06.000 Do you have your phone?

00:11:08.000 Look.

00:11:09.000 They're way behind.

00:11:11.000 Not those.

00:11:11.000 Those two are the thieves.

00:11:12.000 The two, the couple there.

00:11:15.000 They came up from the Bronx to look at nice homes and potentially rob them or just steal stuff in general.

00:11:23.000 They're fucking pieces of shit, garbage.

00:11:25.000 The Bronx sucks.

00:11:28.000 Everyone who comes from there is a fucking loser. 1.00

00:11:32.000 It's a disgusting shithole.

00:11:35.000 And especially where this guy lives, but we'll get to him in a second.

00:11:40.000 But this woman sees a phone on the lawn, and then she says to people way behind her, do you have your phone?

00:11:46.000 Do you have your phone?

00:11:47.000 A phone is here.

00:11:48.000 A phone.

00:11:49.000 Who fucking cares?

00:11:52.000 A phone.

00:11:52.000 I hate the way she says phone.

00:11:54.000 It's these fucking Karens, these helicopter moms. 1.00

00:11:58.000 This pandemic has turned them into monsters and they are the boss of the world.

00:12:04.000 It's driving me insane.

00:12:05.000 I'm just like, I go to places now with no mask and just go, Hello, Karen.

00:12:09.000 Ha! 0.89

00:12:14.000 *grunt*

00:12:18.000 Do you have your phone?

00:12:20.000 Do you think they whip their phone 50 feet in front of them?

00:12:24.000 They're behind you.

00:12:26.000 Why would their phone be there?

00:12:27.000 They haven't been to that spot yet.

00:12:30.000 Think they're playing frisbee with their phone?

00:12:33.000 Did you get your phone?

00:12:37.000 Okay.

00:12:40.000 Yeah, it's on their property.

00:12:44.000 And by the way, just pause.

00:12:46.000 Thanks for announcing to the two Bronx thieves that a phone, a thousand dollar phone is sitting there.

00:12:51.000 Check it out.

00:12:59.000 Hey, hey.

00:13:02.000 Okay, now this guy, why are you walking on my fucking lawn? 0.99

00:13:06.000 Just A6.

00:13:07.000 Listen to him.

00:13:09.000 Is there a dead baby I'm not seeing in this picture?

00:13:13.000 Is there a handgun on my lawn?

00:13:15.000 Doctor, this is not your phone on the crowd right there, is it?

00:13:22.000 Is your ringtone racial epithets and somebody's calling it?

00:13:25.000 Like, what's the deal?

00:13:27.000 What do you give a shit?

00:13:29.000 And you know, he's asking, I think he's asking, also asking people behind them.

00:13:34.000 his daughter Get off the lawn. 1.00

00:13:42.000 This is a spectacle.

00:13:43.000 Yeah, it's the most exciting thing that's ever happened in Westchester.

00:13:46.000 Someone left a phone for fucking five minutes.

00:13:49.000 This is not your phone on the crowd right there, is it?

00:13:53.000 I just haven't seen that again.

00:13:55.000 How?

00:13:57.000 I hate them.

00:13:58.000 Like, talking about hate has no home here.

00:14:00.000 I hate that child.

00:14:02.000 I hate that dog.

00:14:03.000 I hate that woman. 1.00

00:14:04.000 And I know people exaggerate the word hate.

00:14:06.000 Love is like you love your children, you love your wife, you think about them every day.

00:14:10.000 Hate's the opposite of that.

00:14:11.000 So you have to think about them every day.

00:14:12.000 Yes.

00:14:13.000 I hate those people as much as I love my son.

00:14:16.000 If one of the guys was choking, if that guy who just said your phone was choking in front of me, I'd go like this.

00:14:25.000 Is that a booger or a hair?

00:14:30.000 Is that a zit?

00:14:33.000 You okay?

00:14:34.000 That's what I would do.

00:14:36.000 You wouldn't look?

00:14:37.000 I wouldn't even look at him.

00:14:38.000 Oh, so hate is like pretty much indifference.

00:14:41.000 No, because a good thing's happening.

00:14:42.000 He's dying.

00:14:44.000 your phone?

00:14:45.000 Is that...

00:14:45.000 And I put it up on the local next door thing and everyone was like, but why did you...

00:14:55.000 Why did she leave her phone there? 0.97

00:14:58.000 So even strangers who aren't even there are apoplectic.

00:15:04.000 But she just put her, but a phone should be in your purse or in your pocket.

00:15:08.000 Yes, that's correct.

00:15:10.000 It was an accident.

00:15:11.000 It was a sin.

00:15:12.000 But it's my property.

00:15:14.000 It's my fucking thing on my property.

00:15:19.000 And then another neighbor says, well, she shouldn't leave her phone there.

00:15:25.000 Lesson learned.

00:15:28.000 Like, is that the most annoying thing?

00:15:30.000 That, to me, is more annoying than being robbed.

00:15:32.000 And being robbed is very annoying.

00:15:34.000 Yeah, these are the best people in the video.

00:15:36.000 Yeah.

00:15:36.000 So far, at least.

00:15:37.000 They're the least annoying people in the video.

00:15:40.000 So he says, Jen, Jen, Jen.

00:15:45.000 Let's get the phone.

00:15:46.000 Let's just grab it.

00:15:47.000 And she's like, okay, well, they were saying it's there, okay.

00:15:50.000 And he's like, let's just give it a sec.

00:15:52.000 If someone comes to get it, we'll just dust it off.

00:15:55.000 I don't know what the hell that move is.

00:15:57.000 What kind of losers need to get a phone? 1.00

00:15:59.000 What kind of loser steals a phone? 1.00

00:16:01.000 You know what I did?

00:16:02.000 Look at this.

00:16:02.000 This is a crime.

00:16:04.000 Boop.

00:16:06.000 Let me have a look at it.

00:16:10.000 Remember when we found the iPad and I traded in and I got $100 for it?

00:16:14.000 That's what normal people do.

00:16:16.000 And by the, well, obviously that guy's, he's not doing it.

00:16:19.000 He's a thief.

00:16:19.000 Yes.

00:16:20.000 There's no questioning that.

00:16:21.000 If you were a genuine person, you would knock on the door and say, this is on the lawn.

00:16:26.000 Even that would annoy me too.

00:16:27.000 Just leave it there, you fucker.

00:16:28.000 But he's just a thief.

00:16:29.000 It's a $1,000 phone.

00:16:31.000 He's a shithead loser with a slutty cunt girlfriend who lives in a disgusting building next to the train tracks in the Bronx. 0.99

00:16:41.000 And I know this because find my phone.

00:16:45.000 Takes me to his apartment building that night.

00:16:49.000 And I'm not going to call the cops.

00:16:51.000 I know guys who are in that precinct, well, one precinct away from where he lives.

00:16:55.000 And I was talking on the phone and he goes, I go, there's no like magic sin thing where you can see what part of the building they're in.

00:17:04.000 And he goes, no.

00:17:05.000 No.

00:17:06.000 He goes, the only thing the police would do now that you're building is ring every buzzer.

00:17:10.000 And they're never going to do that in a million years.

00:17:12.000 So don't call.

00:17:16.000 They won't pick up.

00:17:17.000 He said, 911 calls now, if they're not murders, they just ignore them.

00:17:22.000 If you're not, I'm on fire, then they just go, thank you very much for your call, sir.

00:17:28.000 And then he sent me that cops who retired in 2019 because he just recently retired.

00:17:35.000 Look at that.

00:17:35.000 You just had it up.

00:17:38.000 Isn't that hilarious?

00:17:42.000 Anyway.

00:17:44.000 Do you want to show this, the Find My iPhone thing?

00:17:46.000 Sure, yeah.

00:17:46.000 I don't give a fuck about his fucking privacy.

00:17:49.000 He's a thief.

00:17:50.000 Scumbag.

00:17:52.000 So that address, if you go to the bottom, it says what, 4253 Webster Avenue, but it's actually, that's a false address.

00:18:01.000 That's the side of the building, right?

00:18:04.000 So I drive down there and I have photocopies, printouts of their pictures from the video cameras.

00:18:11.000 And I put them on the, all over the lobby and the area.

00:18:14.000 And I say, these people stole my phone.

00:18:16.000 Can you help me identify them?

00:18:18.000 Gavin.

00:18:18.000 And then my number.

00:18:21.000 So I get a call the next day, that morning.

00:18:24.000 And I'm just going to keep doing this until they get caught.

00:18:29.000 And he goes, are you Gavin McInnes?

00:18:32.000 And I go, yeah, how'd you know my last name?

00:18:33.000 I just wrote Gavin.

00:18:34.000 He goes, oh, because I looked up the number and the name and it says Gavin McInnes.

00:18:38.000 And I go, so you have my phone?

00:18:41.000 Yeah, yeah, I picked it up.

00:18:42.000 I thought a jogger dropped it.

00:18:45.000 Did that look like he was casing the joint before he did it?

00:18:49.000 Look, this looks like a guy who's worried about a jogger.

00:18:52.000 Fucking shitty scumbag.

00:18:55.000 What kind of loser, little petty thief steals someone's phone? 0.74

00:19:00.000 What a fucking absolute loser.

00:19:04.000 You're an adult male and you're like a petty little gypsy thief. 1.00

00:19:08.000 Imagine being that pathetic.

00:19:12.000 Isn't that breach grand or whatever?

00:19:15.000 Because it's over $1,000, right?

00:19:17.000 Isn't that more serious than that?

00:19:18.000 Yeah, but what case do I have?

00:19:20.000 I have cops tracking down his actual name.

00:19:22.000 I wonder if there's progress on that.

00:19:26.000 Feels so much better to give something back to somebody.

00:19:31.000 And then you don't expect a reward, but I got one.

00:19:34.000 I steal phone.

00:19:34.000 Where'd you get your phone?

00:19:35.000 I stole it from some mom.

00:19:36.000 Yeah, then you got a seller to get rid of it.

00:19:38.000 What a piece of dirt.

00:19:39.000 Where'd you get this?

00:19:40.000 I stole it from a kid.

00:19:41.000 I'm a fucking piece of shit loser.

00:19:45.000 Nice phone, yeah.

00:19:46.000 Some mom had to go buy a new one. 1.00

00:19:47.000 She's a rich bitch, though. 1.00

00:19:49.000 Yeah, that's probably how they anyway.

00:19:52.000 So he calls me and he goes there, and I go there.

00:19:54.000 So I've now been there twice.

00:19:56.000 And oh, so I did actually call the cops at one point because before I talked to my cop buddy, I thought, maybe if he, I know they're not going to knock on every door, but if they see sirens outside, they'll be like, uh-oh.

00:20:08.000 And then they'll see the thing.

00:20:10.000 So maybe they'll get nervous.

00:20:12.000 And then I thought, but the cops never showed up.

00:20:15.000 I was there for 36 minutes.

00:20:17.000 So he was right.

00:20:18.000 Cops don't show up.

00:20:19.000 Anyway, I went to buzz the buzzers, and they don't even fucking work because it's a shithole, disgusting building for losers.

00:20:27.000 So I show up the next day, and there he is.

00:20:29.000 Same t-shirt, same stupid cargo shorts, same low-cut black chucks, which are loser shoes if you're over 25.

00:20:36.000 And he's like, hey, man, big fan.

00:20:40.000 And I just go, you got caught, asshole.

00:20:42.000 And I snatch it out of his hands.

00:20:44.000 And he goes, what?

00:20:46.000 And I go, and he goes, got caught.

00:20:48.000 I would have kept it if it wasn't you.

00:20:51.000 And I said, fuck off.

00:20:53.000 I would have kept it.

00:20:53.000 And I went to my car.

00:20:55.000 Do you catch what he's saying?

00:20:58.000 This level of pathetic is something you're probably not used to.

00:21:02.000 So let's dig, dig, dig down with the worms to see where he's coming from.

00:21:07.000 By the way, this guy was as white as white can be. 0.82

00:21:10.000 He's saying, and I know you're thinking, why didn't he punch him in the face?

00:21:12.000 I thought about it, but he doesn't know where I live.

00:21:16.000 And I'm not going to hold up well in court if we go to charge it, if we go to court, as we've seen what the DA does to me or anyone associated with me.

00:21:24.000 Anyway, but maybe it was a mistake.

00:21:27.000 He goes, he's saying that he was going to keep the phone.

00:21:32.000 Yes, I'm a thief.

00:21:34.000 He's changing the jogger thing.

00:21:36.000 He's abandoning that lie and coming clean and saying, no, I'm a thief, but I'm a fan of yours.

00:21:43.000 And I was breaking my crime rules.

00:21:50.000 Like, say you were a gangster and you stole like $50,000.

00:21:54.000 And then you found out it was from this Tony Soprano guy that you respected.

00:21:57.000 And you're like, Tone, sorry, man.

00:21:59.000 Didn't know it was yours.

00:22:00.000 Here you go.

00:22:02.000 That's how he thought.

00:22:03.000 Like honor among thieves kind of a vibe.

00:22:07.000 What?

00:22:07.000 A fucking...

00:22:12.000 I know that doesn't make sense in this context, but it just seems to be the best way to describe him.

00:22:17.000 What a fucking pill.

00:22:19.000 Like a flick.

00:22:20.000 What do they call him in Britain?

00:22:21.000 A tube.

00:22:22.000 Yeah, in Glasgow, they called him a chib.

00:22:24.000 What a fucking chib. 1.00

00:22:27.000 Anyway, got the phone back.

00:22:29.000 I swear to God, if it's the last thing I do, I'm going to get my hands around your throat. 1.00

00:22:34.000 Oh, Alex Jones just appeared.

00:22:36.000 I didn't know we had a Skype with Alex.

00:22:38.000 Is he mad?

00:22:41.000 Also in the news, we're seeing who is talented and who is not.

00:22:46.000 We've talked about this before.

00:22:48.000 Seth Meyers, 1-4, is just depressing.

00:22:52.000 He is an ass licker.

00:22:53.000 Hello, everyone, and welcome back.

00:22:54.000 Who's just been, just pause it.

00:22:56.000 He's an ass licker who just worked hard at NBC, didn't go anywhere else, did open mics once in a while.

00:23:02.000 And they just, if you're at ass licker and you don't have any controversy, you just move up the ladder, just like at a factory.

00:23:08.000 So he's an NBC factory worker.

00:23:10.000 I think he's been there for 30 years.

00:23:12.000 And so he gets the, well, I'm not funny.

00:23:15.000 Okay, well, do weekend update?

00:23:16.000 Just read a script.

00:23:18.000 Okay, well, let's see how funny you are when we have to email you your lines.

00:23:22.000 I've been sitting here for about half an hour waiting for my neighbor to stop mowing his lawn, but don't worry.

00:23:27.000 I've been passing the time trying to remember how much we paid for the tiny chair behind me, which, to my knowledge, neither of my children ever ever used because it turns out toddlers rarely say, I don't know about you, but I need to take a load off.

00:23:45.000 My heart stopped a little bit.

00:23:47.000 Like, how many millions has this guy paid?

00:23:49.000 We are living in Soviet Russia.

00:23:51.000 You just show allegiance to the state and you will be supplied with currencies.

00:23:58.000 And then Kimmel, equally talentless.

00:24:01.000 And by the way, I just chose these at random.

00:24:03.000 I didn't even watch them because I can just tell it's going to be that shitty.

00:24:09.000 So first he bores us with his cute kids.

00:24:11.000 Right?

00:24:12.000 Jamie Kimmel.

00:24:17.000 The best production so far, though, by the way.

00:24:18.000 Yeah.

00:24:20.000 Hi again.

00:24:21.000 It's me, James Jimmy Kimmel from my house, but you're starting to feel like our house.

00:24:26.000 Never crop hands.

00:24:27.000 It's a really unprofessional thing to do.

00:24:29.000 Hands are emotive as faces.

00:24:31.000 And in photos and video, you should never have your hands cropped.

00:24:34.000 I just had to tell Glenn Beck the same thing.

00:24:37.000 It's still weird working from home.

00:24:38.000 When the show ends, I don't go anywhere.

00:24:41.000 I just stand here until the next one starts.

00:24:43.000 But I will say, we had an action figure packed day today.

00:24:47.000 There was a Marvel mystery in our house this morning.

00:24:50.000 So my wife, Molly, found this in the living room.

00:24:54.000 I don't know if you can see that there.

00:24:55.000 That's Spider-Man with a coronavirus mask.

00:24:59.000 So she assumed I did this, which I didn't.

00:25:02.000 And then she asked our daughter Jane, who's five, if she did it.

00:25:05.000 She said she didn't do it.

00:25:07.000 And then there was only one suspect left, our son Billy, who just turned three.

00:25:12.000 This is his toy.

00:25:13.000 He admitted he did it.

00:25:14.000 He found a little piece of wallpaper in Jane's dollhouse and he pasted it on.

00:25:19.000 if I was his best friend and I was his godfather to his children, right now, and we were on a private Zoom, right now I go, oh, that's cute.

00:25:28.000 Anyway, Jim, did you get the...

00:25:33.000 Like, how many views does that have?

00:25:35.000 This has 800,000 views.

00:25:43.000 Trump and Fox News.

00:25:45.000 Anyway.

00:25:47.000 On the other end of the scale, we have some unbelievable quality.

00:25:51.000 Kevin James.

00:25:52.000 Oh, by the way, Glenn Beck is hitting it way out of the park.

00:25:54.000 He's got all these great dummies guides to ObamaGate and exactly what happened.

00:25:59.000 I reluctantly praise my ex-employer, Blaze TV, but he's just his show has improved since he's been cut off.

00:26:08.000 But Kevin James is so motherfucking talented.

00:26:13.000 And I don't, half of my brain is enjoying the videos he's putting up on his YouTube channel.

00:26:18.000 The other half is going, how?

00:26:21.000 What?

00:26:23.000 Like a magic trick?

00:26:24.000 No, like the video drop.

00:26:26.000 I know I'm looking for it.

00:26:28.000 What?

00:26:31.000 Okay, so check out this.

00:26:32.000 He has a series of sound guys.

00:26:35.000 We showed the Lady Gaga one, right?

00:26:37.000 Yes.

00:26:38.000 Check out this one, I Am Legend.

00:26:40.000 I guess I shouldn't be promoting it price.

00:26:44.000 Exterior Grand Central Station, take one.

00:26:47.000 Did we already show this?

00:26:48.000 No.

00:26:48.000 Okay.

00:26:49.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:26:51.000 Sir, it's alright.

00:26:52.000 Just trying to get some wild sound.

00:26:53.000 What the hell are you doing out of here, Fred?

00:26:55.000 I'm the sound guy.

00:26:56.000 Just trying to get sound.

00:26:58.000 Well, just a wild sound from out of the other side.

00:27:00.000 He's CGI'd in there, and the mannequin that was there is gone.

00:27:04.000 And the camera's moving all over the place.

00:27:05.000 So he should look funny.

00:27:07.000 Remember those robot videos where they said they had a new robot that you can kick the shit out of?

00:27:11.000 And we could see when its feet were on the ground, we could see the tracking was a little off?

00:27:15.000 The tracking is like Hollywood blockbuster level Avengers perfect in all of his videos.

00:27:22.000 He must have a team.

00:27:23.000 Every time you speak, I gotta start from scratch to start over.

00:27:26.000 No!

00:27:27.000 Yes.

00:27:27.000 No!

00:27:28.000 Yes!

00:27:29.000 No!

00:27:29.000 Yep.

00:27:30.000 Everyone settle, Mr. Smith, settle.

00:27:32.000 Thank you.

00:27:33.000 I'm sorry, just for a second.

00:27:35.000 No!

00:27:36.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, take it easy.

00:27:38.000 What the hell are you doing out here, Fred?

00:27:39.000 I'm already told you.

00:27:41.000 I'm just trying to get some.

00:27:42.000 I've already told you.

00:27:44.000 I came in a small van.

00:27:46.000 If you're real, you better tell me right now.

00:27:48.000 I'm very real.

00:27:49.000 I'm just getting wild sounds.

00:27:51.000 Okay, sir.

00:27:51.000 We don't.

00:27:52.000 No, no.

00:27:52.000 Listen, I'm just the sound guy.

00:27:54.000 I am the real town guy.

00:27:55.000 Okay, get sir.

00:27:56.000 We can do this.

00:28:00.000 I don't think so.

00:28:01.000 Put it down.

00:28:02.000 Yeah.

00:28:03.000 Yeah.

00:28:04.000 I am legend!

00:28:13.000 No.

00:28:18.000 Anyway.

00:28:19.000 And they're also really well written.

00:28:23.000 Like, check out this dark entity from the Canadian dude who was in that awesome mob thing.

00:28:32.000 Oh, hey, man.

00:28:32.000 Toilet paper.

00:28:33.000 Oh.

00:28:34.000 Cool.

00:28:35.000 Thanks.

00:28:37.000 Corner, Matthew, a little mustard.

00:28:40.000 You got mustard there.

00:28:42.000 Other side.

00:28:43.000 Was it there before?

00:28:44.000 No.

00:28:46.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:28:47.000 Yeah, right there.

00:28:48.000 Yep.

00:28:49.000 Other side.

00:28:49.000 Thanks.

00:28:50.000 Cool.

00:28:51.000 Yeah.

00:28:52.000 You got a bloody nose.

00:28:53.000 What?

00:28:54.000 Both sides.

00:28:55.000 Both.

00:28:58.000 The hell.

00:29:00.000 Thank you.

00:29:01.000 You got a pimple on your forehead there.

00:29:04.000 Yeah.

00:29:07.000 Oh, we got it.

00:29:10.000 That's crazy.

00:29:11.000 Your pants are down.

00:29:12.000 Huh?

00:29:13.000 What?

00:29:13.000 Your pants are down.

00:29:16.000 Oh, boy.

00:29:18.000 Hey, where'd you go?

00:29:19.000 I'm right here.

00:29:20.000 There was a knife on your back.

00:29:21.000 Oh, well, thank you.

00:29:22.000 I felt that.

00:29:23.000 Why are you using my voice?

00:29:24.000 Why are you using my voice?

00:29:26.000 You're using my voice.

00:29:27.000 I know my own voice.

00:29:31.000 What?

00:29:32.000 You have a dark entity behind you.

00:29:35.000 Where?

00:29:37.000 It's on your right shoulder.

00:29:38.000 This is better than SNL has ever done.

00:29:42.000 You're good.

00:29:50.000 Thanks.

00:29:50.000 You're welcome.

00:29:51.000 Mundo.

00:29:51.000 Oh, I'm crying.

00:29:54.000 Holy shit, eh?

00:29:57.000 Now, this shouldn't go under pandemic quality because it was probably done way before that.

00:30:03.000 But this documentary is the best document you've ever seen.

00:30:06.000 And it's, I'm an asshole for saying so because I was just shitting on that chick who did the incel doc and say she didn't leave in any details. 0.91

00:30:14.000 This didn't leave out one section.

00:30:16.000 You almost watch him napping.

00:30:18.000 Oh no, you literally see him at some point dreaming.

00:30:21.000 So like it is two hours long.

00:30:23.000 He's included every fucking detail, but basically it confirms what I was saying about swing state hate crimes and how you hear about them in places.

00:30:35.000 The only reason you heard of Trayvon is because Florida can go red or blue and they want it to go blue.

00:30:42.000 And it gets so deep.

00:30:44.000 Basically, this guy, that's not him.

00:30:47.000 Joel Gilbert?

00:30:48.000 Yeah.

00:30:49.000 Joel Gilbert.

00:30:50.000 He speaks French in it.

00:30:51.000 Weird.

00:30:52.000 He gets all of Trayvon's phone messages, which is printed out, and it's a 700-page document.

00:30:59.000 You think they could put that on a thumb drive at this point.

00:31:01.000 But he reads them so well that he says, I know Trayvon.

00:31:04.000 And I think he does.

00:31:06.000 If you read 700 pages of text that go back four years, he knows him as well as I know you.

00:31:12.000 Yeah.

00:31:12.000 Weird.

00:31:13.000 And he's a gangster.

00:31:14.000 He's doing gang signs.

00:31:15.000 He's addicted to weed.

00:31:16.000 And it's really interesting, too, because you see his progression as he goes from like lower middle class kid to gang shit.

00:31:23.000 And his friends are like, dude, stop selling weed.

00:31:26.000 And you're going to stop smoking so much weed and stop lean.

00:31:29.000 And then it's like, you're selling guns now, Trey?

00:31:31.000 Dude, you're going to end up dead.

00:31:33.000 We see how badly he fought Zimmerman.

00:31:40.000 We saw, it's so fucking good.

00:31:43.000 And then he discovers that Trayvon had a girlfriend called Diamond Eugene, who he tracks down, and he gets DNA samples from her by tricking her into licking Christmas cards.

00:31:55.000 What?

00:31:56.000 Yes.

00:31:57.000 Finding her, he goes to Trayvon's hometown and buys every high school yearbook in the entire area and goes through all of them.

00:32:06.000 He must be autistic, has Asperger's or something.

00:32:09.000 But here's this fucking craziest part.

00:32:12.000 Diamond Eugene's his girlfriend, that big, fat, ugly pile of chocolate dung who was his girlfriend in the trial, who's retarded. 1.00

00:32:21.000 She can't read.

00:32:25.000 That's not his girlfriend. 0.91

00:32:27.000 The one that said that Zimmerman was attacking him, and he was picking up that chick.

00:32:36.000 And she's wearing the same weave that his real girlfriend wears. 0.99

00:32:40.000 In fact, I think it's literally the same weave because it's too small for her. 0.89

00:32:43.000 And Diamond Eugene is Trayvon's typical girlfriend, two years younger, skinny, and bombastic.

00:32:50.000 This woman just can barely speak. 1.00

00:32:52.000 She talks like a hippo.

00:32:54.000 And so she was a fake witness.

00:32:57.000 And they wrote up a fake letter.

00:32:58.000 This guy proves all of this.

00:33:00.000 And basically what happened is when Trayvon was killed, Diamond Eugene had been talking to him.

00:33:06.000 And they talked like eight hours a day on the phone.

00:33:08.000 And she sort of went, I don't want anything to do with this.

00:33:10.000 Plus, I was cheating on Trayvon.

00:33:12.000 I don't want to get caught for that.

00:33:13.000 So as her phone's going nuts, she just turns it off for three days.

00:33:16.000 And then the Al Sharpton world, they need a girlfriend. 0.96

00:33:20.000 They need a figure. 1.00

00:33:21.000 They need a fucking, who's the chick who's on the back of the bus that I don't think is black. 1.00

00:33:26.000 They need a Rosa Parks. 0.99

00:33:27.000 By the way, they did this with Rosa Parks.

00:33:30.000 The first Rosa Parks that was arrested for sitting at the front of the bus was like a caustic, kind of brassy brad who said, fuck a lot. 1.00

00:33:38.000 And they're like, yeah, we need like a little school marm.

00:33:42.000 So they just made it Rosa Parks, who I'm convinced is American Indian. 0.95

00:33:47.000 Anyway, this woman, trial was imposterism and said in 100. 1.00

00:33:52.000 Now, this is the only way you're going to get justice in this case, is suing.

00:33:57.000 Our justice system is a total fraud.

00:33:59.000 The prosecution must have seen the same records that this guy saw.

00:34:02.000 And it's very obvious that that's not the girlfriend when you go through the records.

00:34:06.000 So a lawsuit is...

00:34:09.000 Ritzaghba.

00:34:12.000 My seven-year-old writes his name way better than that, and it has been doing so for at least two years.

00:34:17.000 Ritzaghba.

00:34:19.000 Who can't spell their own name?

00:34:23.000 And at one point she confesses.

00:34:26.000 She goes, I feel guilt.

00:34:29.000 I feel guilt.

00:34:31.000 I feel guilt.

00:34:32.000 And they go, why?

00:34:33.000 Why do you feel guilty?

00:34:34.000 Correcting her grammar.

00:34:35.000 And she goes, I ain't know about it.

00:34:38.000 I ain't know about it.

00:34:39.000 So she confessed that she was lying.

00:34:43.000 And they just plowed through with the narrative.

00:34:46.000 Dad covered up his crip tattoo.

00:34:48.000 And there he was.

00:34:50.000 And his mother's not really present in his life.

00:34:53.000 It's his stepmother where he lived for like 14 years.

00:34:55.000 They just cut her out of the picture.

00:34:57.000 Inconvenient.

00:34:57.000 Get her out of here.

00:34:58.000 So she's bawling her eyes out. 0.59

00:34:59.000 She can't go to the fucking funeral. 0.97

00:35:02.000 And they have the fake, the mom who was never around, the dad who was never around.

00:35:08.000 Are you refusing to come back tomorrow?

00:35:11.000 To you?

00:35:13.000 Are you refusing to come back tomorrow?

00:35:15.000 She didn't know what the word dictate meant.

00:35:16.000 Was this letter dictated to you?

00:35:18.000 What's a dictate?

00:35:19.000 Can you use example?

00:35:21.000 Matters dealing with exampling.

00:35:23.000 I will make that a few.

00:35:25.000 She's a simple person.

00:35:26.000 continue to keep reading please when Have you read it now?

00:35:37.000 She's like the head of the World Health Organization.

00:35:40.000 Can you repeat the question?

00:35:43.000 She can't read.

00:35:44.000 She's looking at words pretending to read right now, hoping that someone will magically just give her wings and she can fly away.

00:35:52.000 Hey, Cab Red Bull, does that make you fly away?

00:35:56.000 Or is that just a drawing on the commercial?

00:36:00.000 Come on, Brain, say something.

00:36:04.000 Like, she's sub-Homer Simpson.

00:36:08.000 Brain, don't fail me now.

00:36:10.000 Yvonne, do got that soft voice and that baby voice sometimes. 0.77

00:36:16.000 So it could be.

00:36:17.000 I didn't know this was going to be so complicated.

00:36:20.000 You know, it's not.

00:36:21.000 I'm bored.

00:36:23.000 So it's not proper to talk about what you have testified or what you're going to testify.

00:36:28.000 She hasn't said one thing.

00:36:28.000 So we will see.

00:36:29.000 And we've watched three minutes of her.

00:36:32.000 Anyway, you have to see this documentary.

00:36:34.000 It's two hours long.

00:36:35.000 Did you show the thing?

00:36:36.000 I've been sending it to all my friends, and every single person, I say, look, I never tell you to waste two hours of your life.

00:36:44.000 Trayvon Hoax, Unmasking the Witness Fraud That Divided America. 0.94

00:36:47.000 Would you want him on the show, Joe Gilbert?

00:36:49.000 Yeah, we should get him on the show.

00:36:50.000 Cool.

00:36:51.000 Yeah, this guy, Zach, a viewer, Zach just suggested this the other day.

00:36:55.000 Really?

00:36:55.000 Yeah.

00:36:57.000 This guy has done a couple other things.

00:36:59.000 Dreams of My Real Father about Obama.

00:37:02.000 Oh, cool.

00:37:04.000 A lot of good stuff.

00:37:05.000 I think he's a frog.

00:37:07.000 Oh, yeah.

00:37:07.000 He spoke French without an accent in the movie.

00:37:13.000 That seems good.

00:37:15.000 So fucking good.

00:37:16.000 And it's just, I told John Kinsman's wife to watch it, and she said, I have to stop.

00:37:22.000 I'm going to watch it with John's parents because it's just such a perfect example of how justice has become politicized and you can throw anyone in jail.

00:37:29.000 That's what we're seeing all over the country.

00:37:30.000 That's what we're seeing with Roger Stone.

00:37:32.000 We're going to get to that.

00:37:32.000 Jake Tapper got caught bullshitting about that.

00:37:36.000 We find the guilty person and then you walk backwards and find a charge.

00:37:40.000 Hillary Clinton with the guy who did the Muhammad video, she told one of the Marines' fathers, we're going to get this guy and throw him in prison. 0.94

00:37:46.000 And he goes, wait, why?

00:37:48.000 For what?

00:37:49.000 You don't have a crime.

00:37:50.000 She thought he would be stoked.

00:37:52.000 Good, throw him in jail.

00:37:53.000 Well, throw him in jail if he's committed a crime.

00:37:54.000 What are you talking about?

00:37:56.000 And then they found him.

00:37:57.000 They found that he had done some mail fraud many years before.

00:38:01.000 And a condition of his probation was he could never use a fake name again.

00:38:05.000 And on the film's credits, it's not his actual name because he didn't want to get murdered.

00:38:08.000 Well, that's a violation of your probation.

00:38:12.000 Roger Stone committed perjury.

00:38:15.000 He lied to the FBI.

00:38:16.000 That's obstructing an investigation.

00:38:19.000 No, he forgot about an email.

00:38:20.000 No.

00:38:27.000 Okay, we're going to dip our toes into Corona just for a second.

00:38:30.000 I'm sorry about this.

00:38:31.000 But there's something weird going on with these Karens. 0.83

00:38:35.000 This is 1.6?

00:38:37.000 They.

00:38:39.000 Paul Joseph Watson did an incredible video of it.

00:38:42.000 I could just...

00:38:48.000 In the age of social distancing, the Karen meme is enjoying a massive resurgence.

00:38:52.000 Karen.

00:38:53.000 An annoying female adult. 1.00

00:38:55.000 Really?

00:38:56.000 Who complains about everything?

00:38:58.000 Let's see what it is.

00:39:02.000 Not social distancing.

00:39:03.000 Okay, Karen.

00:39:05.000 Okay, that's enough.

00:39:06.000 You get the idea.

00:39:06.000 You got to watch it, though.

00:39:07.000 It's really good.

00:39:08.000 Again, someone showing their real talent in a pandemic.

00:39:11.000 We are really separating the wheat from the chaff with all this shit.

00:39:15.000 But I see Hasidic Jews, Hispanics, black people, and in my neighborhood, tons and tons of teenagers totally partying their asses off. 0.99

00:39:29.000 And Karens don't care. 1.00

00:39:31.000 I think Karens resent men. 0.99

00:39:33.000 We talked about this the other day, and I said I couldn't figure it out.

00:39:35.000 I think I figured it out.

00:39:37.000 Menopausal women see themselves getting fatter and uglier, and they look at their magazines and they try to put on their high school jeans and it doesn't work. 1.00

00:39:44.000 And that makes them mad.

00:39:46.000 They're pissed off.

00:39:47.000 So what can I do?

00:39:49.000 I'm going to lash out at my husband.

00:39:51.000 I'm going to lash out at middle-aged men who don't find me attractive anymore.

00:39:55.000 Meanwhile, we do.

00:39:56.000 We didn't want you to get liposuction or a tit job. 0.51

00:39:59.000 We hate when you get plastic surgery, but we say go ahead if it makes you happy.

00:40:03.000 So we're still dying to fuck you, by the way. 1.00

00:40:05.000 But for some reason, women have taken the fact that they're older and uglier and taken that resentment and then just because all of the care and all the wear a fucking mask is directed at me and my fellow dads. 1.00

00:40:20.000 And I think they are, sexism is alive and well, but it's a very specific group.

00:40:24.000 It's white, middle class, and upper middle class dads.

00:40:28.000 Fuck them.

00:40:29.000 There's so much hatred, so much vitriol directed towards us from these Karens. 1.00

00:40:39.000 Check out this Alpha Karen 17.

00:40:43.000 She's directing it to lesbian police officers too. 1.00

00:40:47.000 You know why?

00:40:48.000 Because they work with men. 1.00

00:40:50.000 So they're Uncle Tom's.

00:40:52.000 Think so?

00:40:53.000 No.

00:40:54.000 Okay.

00:40:55.000 Look at me.

00:40:57.000 What training have you had regarding Menia?

00:40:59.000 Okay.

00:41:01.000 So we do have an officer here that's trained in those behaviors.

00:41:07.000 By the way, I like how this one just gives up.

00:41:11.000 Go forward a bit.

00:41:11.000 This goes on.

00:41:13.000 And you're really our expert on mental illness.

00:41:16.000 Wait, go back.

00:41:16.000 Sorry.

00:41:16.000 I got off the phone with both of them today.

00:41:19.000 All right.

00:41:19.000 Thank you very much.

00:41:20.000 And you're good on your medication then?

00:41:22.000 Are you condescending and talking down to me now?

00:41:25.000 I'm not going to do it.

00:41:26.000 I'm actually actually.

00:41:28.000 Are you on a new medication at all?

00:41:30.000 No.

00:41:30.000 Okay.

00:41:31.000 I'm not.

00:41:32.000 Is there anything especially?

00:41:33.000 Who are you, Hastings?

00:41:34.000 I'm an officer of Portland Police and an ECIT officer.

00:41:37.000 Oh, really?

00:41:37.000 And you're really?

00:41:38.000 Women didn't used to be like this. 1.00

00:41:40.000 Maybe it's because we stopped sending them to loony bins.

00:41:43.000 I think it's the testosterone in the food.

00:41:46.000 You know?

00:41:47.000 It's like ballerinas are eating cheeseburgers.

00:41:50.000 Like, my mom, my mom might scream at someone if they were like their dog was shitting on her property or something. 1.00

00:41:58.000 I have seen her go off very occasionally, but my dad handled all that and very well.

00:42:05.000 One time, he I told you this story a hundred times, right?

00:42:10.000 There was two 13-year-olds.

00:42:11.000 We were at Disneyland and we're waiting in line.

00:42:13.000 I must have been seven years old.

00:42:15.000 And these two 13-year-olds, four lines over, he sees them bud.

00:42:20.000 So he gets, he says, save our spot, gets out of line, grabs both of them, and pulls them back to the end of the line.

00:42:28.000 Total strangers.

00:42:29.000 We're in America.

00:42:30.000 We don't live there.

00:42:33.000 We live in Canada.

00:42:34.000 We flew down.

00:42:35.000 And he's in 4C.

00:42:36.000 Another thing he hates is dogs.

00:42:37.000 Dogs are not allowed in restaurants in New York anywhere.

00:42:41.000 I don't know about anywhere.

00:42:42.000 So if he sees them, he goes, that's disgusting.

00:42:45.000 Got your fucking dog here.

00:42:46.000 Get out.

00:42:47.000 And they're like, what?

00:42:48.000 Get out?

00:42:49.000 Who are you?

00:42:50.000 Do you own this place?

00:42:51.000 Oh, for fuck's sake, people are eating food in here.

00:42:53.000 Got your fucking dog.

00:42:56.000 And then this is the best.

00:42:57.000 He's getting older, right?

00:42:59.000 Holy shit, my brother and I almost caught AIDS from laughing at this so fucking hard because it sums him up so well.

00:43:06.000 He goes, he sees, well, you know how these little cute dogs with the long hair, right?

00:43:11.000 And they tie a little bow in the top.

00:43:13.000 And he's at a restaurant.

00:43:15.000 I wasn't there for this, so I've got the story for my brother, but it's been relayed very well.

00:43:21.000 And he goes, oh, for fuck's sakes, slams down his cutlery.

00:43:25.000 Yeah, that's the dog.

00:43:27.000 And he goes over to the manager and he goes, it's one thing to have a fucking dog to allow a dog in your restaurant, but to seat it at the table is absolutely revolving.

00:43:39.000 I'm sick to my stomach.

00:43:41.000 And the manager goes, we wouldn't allow that.

00:43:43.000 Well, you are.

00:43:45.000 It's right over there.

00:43:46.000 And the manager goes, let me see.

00:43:49.000 I'm interested.

00:43:50.000 And so he walks over to the dog and he goes like this.

00:43:55.000 And the manager goes, what?

00:43:57.000 And then my dad looks down.

00:43:58.000 It's a little girl with a bow on her head. 0.82

00:44:01.000 *laughs*

00:44:06.000 He didn't, like, he's so mad that the second he sees the hair and a thing, he makes a dog in his head and goes over to complain about this phantom dog.

00:44:15.000 And the kid is just sitting there like.

00:44:18.000 And so my dad just immediately walked away and left and didn't like say sorry or and the manager is just stuck there in the restaurant going, what just happened?

00:44:32.000 But that woman is amazing to watch. 1.00

00:44:34.000 And I think what we're seeing here is sexism.

00:44:38.000 And when I say here, I mean this surge of maniacal Karens. 1.00

00:44:43.000 Keep going.

00:44:44.000 She gets really over the top. 0.54

00:44:46.000 We do have an officer here.

00:44:48.000 Skip floor a bit.

00:44:49.000 Me.

00:44:50.000 Are you on a new medication at all?

00:44:52.000 Well, I mean, I'm not a psychiatrist or something.

00:44:55.000 No, you're not.

00:44:56.000 And I'm the fucking smartest person you have ever fucking met.

00:45:00.000 So get the fuck down off of my ass. 1.00

00:45:03.000 Did you go to college, Hastings?

00:45:05.000 You did.

00:45:06.000 Where'd you study?

00:45:07.000 Social sciences.

00:45:08.000 Oh, social sciences.

00:45:09.000 Great.

00:45:10.000 Oh, minor.

00:45:12.000 You should know a little bit about it then, right?

00:45:15.000 You douche.

00:45:16.000 I have a fucking.

00:45:17.000 Ya douche.

00:45:18.000 Listen to what she talks about herself.

00:45:21.000 Minor.

00:45:22.000 You should know a little bit about it then, right?

00:45:25.000 You douche.

00:45:26.000 I have a fucking finance with honors degree.

00:45:29.000 I'm a Certified financial planner.

00:45:31.000 I'm also an attorney of law, and I know my fucking rights.

00:45:37.000 I don't fucking know that.

00:45:40.000 Douche coming out of my vagina. 1.00

00:45:44.000 That's what you are.

00:45:45.000 It's worth checking out, though.

00:45:47.000 Oh, is it?

00:45:47.000 Douche.

00:45:48.000 Fucking coming out of my vagina. 1.00

00:45:50.000 Yeah, douche.

00:45:52.000 Like, I'm going to clip that.

00:45:54.000 In my dad's day, your husband handled that.

00:45:56.000 Sebastian Manascalco was talking about that.

00:45:58.000 How if someone's on your lawn, then you handle it.

00:46:02.000 Like with the phone, when her phone got stolen, that was my problem.

00:46:06.000 But Karen's were just like, I'm going to get that fucking phone. 0.99

00:46:09.000 Ghost to the Bronx, ready to fight.

00:46:14.000 Proud Boys had a little demonstration at a local business.

00:46:21.000 If you need proof that this is not about health and safety, just look at what stores they close.

00:46:27.000 Little stores, small businesses employ way more Americans than big business.

00:46:32.000 There are way more people working at barber shops and little corner stores than are working at Walmart.

00:46:36.000 But you can go to Walmart.

00:46:38.000 You can go to Costco, but you can't go to small shops.

00:46:41.000 Why?

00:46:44.000 Look at this stupid bitch, though. 1.00

00:46:46.000 I know that dude.

00:46:48.000 Hundreds of people are marching to City Hall to protest Governor Inslee's decision not to open Spokane County early.

00:46:55.000 By the way, Washington is going red.

00:46:59.000 Entire areas are going red for the first time in decades.

00:47:04.000 No one's wearing masks or social distancing despite the health officer urging people to do so in public.

00:47:09.000 The health officer said so.

00:47:12.000 This is perfect for them because it's proud boys and it's men and it's all their enemies in one basket, Trump.

00:47:19.000 Everything they do is backfiring so hard, it almost makes me think that they're trying to funnel us into being.

00:47:24.000 Yeah, that's what I mean.

00:47:25.000 They're not sending their best.

00:47:26.000 They're not worthy adversaries.

00:47:27.000 You know what the plan is with the lockdown, right?

00:47:30.000 It's let's keep the lockdown going till November.

00:47:34.000 Talk about a scorched earth plan. 0.96

00:47:37.000 And then we can only do mail-ins.

00:47:39.000 And Dems always do good with mail-ins because Dems are more dishonest than GOP and they fake.

00:47:44.000 They use dead bodies, immigrants, whatever they can. 1.00

00:47:47.000 They can fuck with the ballots more.

00:47:49.000 And they're immoral and corrupt.

00:47:51.000 So they tend to do better with mail-ins.

00:47:54.000 So they want it to be a mail-in election.

00:48:00.000 What a terrible plan.

00:48:02.000 So people who have figured that out are pissed off.

00:48:07.000 But also people who haven't figured it out, the motive at least, are realizing that it's the DNC that's pushing this lockdown.

00:48:15.000 And they're like, you're wrecking the country to win.

00:48:18.000 So we're having this mass exodus from the left to the right.

00:48:22.000 What do we got here?

00:48:24.000 We have Elon Musk over the weekend.

00:48:27.000 I'm jumping ahead here to 3-0.

00:48:31.000 Elon Musk this weekend said, take the red pill.

00:48:36.000 So who do we have?

00:48:37.000 Benny Johnson was pointing this out.

00:48:38.000 We've got Elon Musk, the Kardashians, Kanye, Joe Rogan has said, fuck this, California.

00:48:44.000 I'm going to move to Texas.

00:48:46.000 Or at least said he's thinking about it.

00:48:50.000 And we get all those because, not because the people I just listed are becoming far right, as they call me.

00:48:59.000 Elon Musk is just going with logic and his heart and what's reasonable and who's telling the truth.

00:49:05.000 And the DNC have poisoned the water and people don't want to drink poison anymore.

00:49:10.000 So we're winning.

00:49:12.000 And it's because we just sort of sat there like this, like those officers you just saw, and let the left have their silly tantrum and wreck everything.

00:49:23.000 I saw this before we, let's talk to John Lott, because he's always the voice of reasoning these things.

00:49:29.000 But before we do, 1-9, Bet Midler thinks Donald Trump is stupid.

00:49:33.000 This is also why they lose people.

00:49:35.000 They're not good at logic.

00:49:37.000 Look at Bet Midler.

00:49:39.000 He is so stupid that it is simply incomprehensible.

00:49:43.000 This sentence is so clunky and badly written.

00:49:46.000 I love when people talk about stupid and they say stupid shit.

00:49:50.000 He is so stupid that it is simply incomprehensible, you don't need a comma, that he holds the office of president of the greatest nation on earth.

00:49:57.000 He would rather not test anyone so that it appears that nothing is wrong.

00:50:02.000 As if the appearance of no sickness is the same as no sickness.

00:50:06.000 100% of the time, these people make these allegations and I go look it up.

00:50:13.000 It's not true.

00:50:15.000 Every fucking time.

00:50:16.000 I'm not going to do it anymore.

00:50:17.000 It's like that news show.

00:50:19.000 I forget what it was, like Good Morning America or something, where they said, we are living in a country where the president of the United States literally has Hitler's speeches next to on his night table and he reads them every night.

00:50:33.000 I'm like, really?

00:50:35.000 Okay, if that's true, that's a pretty good, you got me.

00:50:39.000 That's pretty fucked up if our president is memorizing Hitler's speeches every night.

00:50:44.000 I almost said Obama.

00:50:46.000 Then I look it up.

00:50:47.000 Of course, his bedroom is like the size of fucking Fort Knox.

00:50:51.000 And among one of the many books he has on his wall is Hitler's speeches.

00:50:56.000 And he has read it before a long time ago.

00:50:59.000 He has She Guevara's speeches up there.

00:51:01.000 You should read Hitler's speeches. 0.51

00:51:03.000 You should read She Guevara's speeches.

00:51:05.000 You should really read Warning to the West, Alexander Sletsnilin, his speeches.

00:51:10.000 Reading political figures' speeches, you should read Stalin's speeches.

00:51:14.000 So it was just a fucking lie.

00:51:16.000 So again, I'm such a sucker.

00:51:18.000 I'm such a Homer Simpson.

00:51:19.000 I keep bumping my head to the wall.

00:51:23.000 Go back, even Snope's asked for a minute.

00:51:24.000 So go back to that Bette Midler thing. 0.67

00:51:28.000 And so click on the John Cooper tweet.

00:51:32.000 And now watch what he said.

00:51:37.000 Don't forget, we have more cases than anybody in the world.

00:51:41.000 But why?

00:51:42.000 Because we do more testing.

00:51:43.000 When you test, you have a case.

00:51:45.000 When you test, you find something is wrong with people.

00:51:48.000 If we didn't do any testing, we would have very few cases.

00:51:53.000 They don't want to write that.

00:51:54.000 It's common sense.

00:51:55.000 So we test much more, many, many times.

00:51:57.000 South Korea, you hear about?

00:51:59.000 I spoke with a president of South Korea, spoke with many different presidents.

00:52:03.000 Don't forget.

00:52:03.000 Okay, just so are you following any of this?

00:52:06.000 He's saying, he's explaining, they go, why are the numbers going up?

00:52:10.000 I thought we flattened the curve.

00:52:11.000 And he's saying, no, no, no, relax.

00:52:13.000 We're testing more.

00:52:15.000 So, of course, you're going to have more cases.

00:52:17.000 We're going to continue to be testing, but it's going to look like it's getting worse when it's not.

00:52:23.000 We see this with cancer, too.

00:52:24.000 Cancer is getting way worse.

00:52:26.000 No, we're identifying it more often.

00:52:28.000 We're catching it early.

00:52:29.000 It's good that you're seeing all these cases of cancer because someone's testing and finding it early and then getting rid of it.

00:52:35.000 That's the only way you're going to get cue to cancer is early detection.

00:52:39.000 So yeah, if you graph it from 1950 to now, you're going to see a lot more breast cancer.

00:52:43.000 We didn't even say the word breast cancer in the 50s.

00:52:46.000 It had the word breast in it.

00:52:48.000 So they're calling him stupid and taking this basic misunderstanding to mean we're going to take the number of tests down.

00:52:56.000 So the number of cases goes down.

00:52:58.000 That's what they think.

00:53:04.000 Here's what is really going on.

00:53:06.000 45,000, under 50,000 are dead, and it has a 99.7% success rate.

00:53:13.000 When I ride my motorcycle, there is a 1.3% chance I will die.

00:53:18.000 So if you're mad about the pandemic, you should be mad about motorcycles, and we should ban them.

00:53:23.000 Too dangerous.

00:53:25.000 And 45,000 people is not a big number.

00:53:28.000 It's not a big deal.

00:53:30.000 In fact, when it's happened, it's happened many times in the past.

00:53:30.000 Sorry.

00:53:33.000 And when it happens, it barely makes the news.

00:53:35.000 You just go, oh, shit, I'm glad I'm not 85 or 650 pounds.

00:53:40.000 Anyway, let's talk to John Lott, because I know when I say facts like this, you think that I'm a douche.

00:53:45.000 Praying that disease will leave the ones we love.

00:53:51.000 John, are you there, sir?

00:53:53.000 How you doing?

00:53:53.000 I am.

00:53:54.000 I'm good.

00:53:55.000 How are you?

00:53:56.000 Now, we've been avoiding corona facts just because our viewers are inundated with them.

00:54:01.000 Everyone in the world is inundated with them.

00:54:03.000 But I'm going to break my fast just for a reality check because you're our numbers guy.

00:54:09.000 What do you think the real death toll is?

00:54:12.000 I don't know, but I think it's something well below the 86 or 87,000 that we have right now.

00:54:21.000 My own guess is it's probably something around 40,000.

00:54:25.000 I mean, still, it'd be better to be zero.

00:54:28.000 Nobody wants to have it be 40,000 or whatever.

00:54:32.000 But, you know, just to give you some perspective, if you look over the last decade, the worst flu season we've had had 60,000 deaths.

00:54:41.000 If you go back to the 1968, 69 year, you had over 100,000 flu-related deaths.

00:54:49.000 Obviously, the population of the United States was much lower than it is right now.

00:54:53.000 And we went and had, that summer, we had Woodstock 69.

00:54:57.000 Yeah, I mean, it was a seasonal flu, so it pretty much had disappeared by the time you get around to midsummer there in August.

00:55:06.000 But sure, I mean, it's, you know, it's now, would this have been worse if people hadn't practiced social distancing and things like that?

00:55:16.000 Sure.

00:55:17.000 But one of the things that people don't seem to understand is this wasn't meant as a way to go and stop the virus.

00:55:26.000 It was to go and spread it out over time.

00:55:28.000 The same number of people would eventually go and get it.

00:55:32.000 It's just a question of how quickly they would get it and whether or not you could prevent, by spreading it out, keep it from overwhelming the healthcare system that you have.

00:55:40.000 But the reason why I'm on is the piece that I had with one of the governors for the college, American College of Pathology, is how we count these things right now, because I think that they've tremendously exaggerated the number of deaths.

00:56:00.000 And it's bizarre that people even take some of these numbers seriously.

00:56:04.000 For example, if somebody dies and they test positive for the virus, even if they're asymptomatic, it's counted as a coronavirus death.

00:56:17.000 If you have somebody who commits suicide or died in a car accident and their body's tested for the coronavirus and it turns out that it's positive, they're counted as a coronavirus death.

00:56:31.000 Under no normal circumstances would that be the case.

00:56:35.000 But on top of that, you look at someplace like New York where a third of the deaths that are counted as coronavirus deaths are bodies that did not test positive for the virus.

00:56:49.000 Now, are some of those false negatives?

00:56:52.000 Yeah, a few of them are, but you don't have that many false negatives that occur.

00:56:56.000 And, you know, it's just they look at people, they say, do you have certain symptoms?

00:57:03.000 But the thing is, these symptoms are fairly similar to the symptoms that people have for the flu.

00:57:03.000 Right.

00:57:10.000 So somebody can have the flu, test negative for, and people die, as we were just saying, from the flu.

00:57:16.000 Test negative for the coronavirus, and they classify it as being the coronavirus there.

00:57:24.000 Yeah, they say COVID-like symptoms, but the net of symptoms includes shortness of breath, a lack of sense of taste, numb toes.

00:57:37.000 I mean, there's a million different things that they link to this.

00:57:39.000 So it's almost impossible not to get a COVID reaction.

00:57:42.000 Are they doing this, do you think, to get more money?

00:57:46.000 Well, I mean, there's a number of doctors that have gone out and publicly made statements about how they have felt pressured by hospitals and others to go and classify things as coronavirus because doctors and hospitals get paid more if it is classified as the coronavirus.

00:58:07.000 You know, we have government payments have created all sorts of weird, perverse incentives over time.

00:58:15.000 I mean, if you pay people more for unemployment insurance, more people become unemployed and they become unemployed for longer periods of time.

00:58:24.000 I mean, we see that right now with the huge payments being made for unemployment insurance.

00:58:32.000 And, you know, it's just you go, there's so many other areas when air traffic controllers got paid more for being classified as disabled.

00:58:44.000 You had a huge increase in the number of air traffic controllers who claim to be disabled.

00:58:49.000 You know, a lot of people may convince themselves that they really deserve the money, but if you give people more money, if you pay people $600 more a week for being unemployed, and so they get paid even more for being unemployed than they would for working, a lot of people are going to say that they're unemployed.

00:59:09.000 And they're going to go and resist going and taking another job if you try to hire them back.

00:59:16.000 The same thing is true here.

00:59:17.000 You pay people more for classifying something as the coronavirus, and you're going to have hospital administrators who are going to put pressure on doctors to, because a lot of these things are vague.

00:59:28.000 You know, we're just going through the fact that they're classifying these things based on symptoms.

00:59:33.000 And a doctor can say, I just think this is the regular flu that's going around here right now.

00:59:38.000 Fleckus.

00:59:39.000 And a hospital administrator will put pressure on him to classify it as the coronavirus.

00:59:43.000 Fleckus had a doctor on his show who said that when he prescribes hydrodroxychloroquine, whatever it's called, when he prescribes that, he inevitably gets a call from the drugstore questioning his recommendation, asking him why they did it, asking him what his reasoning was.

01:00:03.000 He goes, I've been a doctor for 30 years.

01:00:05.000 No one's ever called me from a pharmacy and said, why are you prescribing this?

01:00:11.000 And he said, it's because it's politicized and it's seen as the Trump drug and they don't want it to work.

01:00:17.000 Well, I mean, you've had a number of governors, Whitmire in Michigan, the governor in Nevada, who have threatened to take away doctors' and pharmacists' licenses if they go and prescribe that drug to patients.

01:00:34.000 And, you know, as you say, when have you seen that type of thing before?

01:00:38.000 Now, eventually, because of massive political pressure, they caved in on that.

01:00:45.000 But, you know, the notion that they would go and try to pick out a drug that doctors were prescribing.

01:00:50.000 I mean, aren't these the people who say with regard to abortion, you know, it's a woman's body and it's a decision between the doctor and the patient?

01:00:59.000 But somehow when it comes to the coronavirus, and of course many other places, you know, they don't trust the judgment of the doctor in that case for political reasons, as you were just saying.

01:01:12.000 We're running out of time here, but what do you think the survival rate is for this, the true survival rate?

01:01:18.000 Because the left is saying 94, but I think it's much higher.

01:01:23.000 Well, I mean, the best way to look at this, I think, is we had closed systems where everybody's been tested.

01:01:32.000 The early data on that was from cruise ships.

01:01:35.000 And you can, obviously, people are relatively older on cruise ships, and so you have to adjust for that in the numbers.

01:01:42.000 But it looked like it was about three-tenths of 1% was the mortality rate.

01:01:47.000 So 99.7% survival rate from that.

01:01:53.000 And, you know, I think that type of estimates held up pretty well.

01:01:58.000 You know, I ride a motorcycle pretty regularly.

01:02:00.000 And I just, this is not statistical or mathematically accurate, but in my gut, as I'm driving, I feel like I have a 99.7% chance of surviving.

01:02:13.000 Well, as I've watched motorcycles race by me going much faster on the highway than I'm doing, I think it may be a little bit lower than that sometimes.

01:02:22.000 But, you know, look, I mean, people take risks in daily life all the time.

01:02:29.000 Well, all I can say is there have been times in the past where in my lifetime where we've had relatively high death rates from the flu.

01:02:39.000 In 1968, I was 10 years old.

01:02:42.000 And I don't remember, and obviously we had a much smaller population in the United States.

01:02:48.000 And I don't remember schools being shut down.

01:02:50.000 I don't remember people being afraid to go to the grocery store or anything else.

01:02:55.000 It just was pretty much just regular life.

01:02:58.000 It wasn't in the news.

01:02:59.000 When we had avian flu, it wasn't really in the news.

01:03:03.000 You'd hear your great aunt talk about it, but there was no coverage.

01:03:06.000 There was no masks.

01:03:09.000 We're seeing a real surge in sort of communist mentality here.

01:03:12.000 A lot of these Karens are excited to put on a mask and tell other men what to do. 1.00

01:03:18.000 Well, look, I have no problem with people trying to be safe on this type of thing.

01:03:22.000 I do.

01:03:25.000 But I think people take it to extremes.

01:03:27.000 And I think not trusting individuals to make rational decisions is a real mistake.

01:03:34.000 And just shutting everything down and not leaving it up to people themselves to be able to go and decide.

01:03:40.000 I do blame the media in many ways for over-exaggerating this.

01:03:45.000 You know, you look at the maps all the time.

01:03:47.000 The maps are in total deaths rather than per capita rates.

01:03:51.000 And that makes the United States look much worse than, let's say, countries in Europe, even though the death rates in Western European countries is much higher than it is in the United States.

01:04:01.000 I mean, okay, so Belgium, Spain, Italy, these are much smaller countries than the United States.

01:04:09.000 I mean, you have a country of 40 million people, and you want to compare it to a country of 330 million people.

01:04:15.000 Well, guess what?

01:04:16.000 Even if our mortality rate is much lower, we'll still likely have a lot more deaths.

01:04:20.000 Of course, yeah.

01:04:21.000 And so you've got to put this in terms of per capita rates.

01:04:26.000 But, you know, the media, I have to believe, know for sure that they should put it in per capita rates.

01:04:34.000 But they can make the United States look relatively worse by putting it in terms of just total deaths.

01:04:41.000 And, you know, they jump all over Trump when he made a statement at one time about the number of vaccinations we have in the United States being much greater than other countries.

01:04:53.000 All the media say, oh, you've got to put this in terms of per capita rates.

01:04:57.000 And now we're doing extremely well in terms of per capita Rates of tests.

01:05:02.000 But, you know, they still put things in terms of total numbers.

01:05:05.000 You know, you go and pull up Fox News, and on the front page there, it's total deaths by the United States, total deaths for the world rather than per capita rates.

01:05:15.000 You know, I think the greatest trick the devil ever played was eradicating the concept of disproportionate from the Western psyche.

01:05:25.000 Now we have Muslim terrorists are just as bad as white nationalists, and they are sending their best. 0.74

01:05:33.000 We don't have a problem with illegals.

01:05:35.000 You're not allowed to notice patterns anymore.

01:05:38.000 It's the death of math.

01:05:40.000 And you are the anecdote.

01:05:43.000 Well, it's pretty simple math.

01:05:46.000 Just addition and division and stuff like that.

01:05:49.000 So we're not talking about calculus or anything like that involved in the discussions here.

01:05:55.000 All right, John.

01:05:56.000 Well, thanks for clarifying and breathing some sanity into this ridiculous mess that the media has put us in.

01:06:05.000 Well, I'm glad you're there, Gavin.

01:06:07.000 It's great to talk to you again.

01:06:08.000 It's been too long.

01:06:10.000 Cheers, John.

01:06:10.000 Have a good one.

01:06:11.000 Take care.

01:06:12.000 Because the DJ was asleep.

01:06:16.000 The left hates the truth.

01:06:18.000 Math speaks the truth, so the left hates math.

01:06:21.000 It's much easier to manipulate people when they don't know the numbers.

01:06:25.000 And that's why when you talk to liberals and you say, how much should we spend on education?

01:06:29.000 And you can go up from $12,000 per student to $50,000 to $100,000 per student.

01:06:33.000 And they go, what?

01:06:35.000 You say, how many legals is too many in a country?

01:06:38.000 You can go 30 million, 50 million.

01:06:40.000 They'll say 200 million.

01:06:41.000 Put them in Nevada.

01:06:42.000 There's plenty of room there.

01:06:44.000 Like, you can't, they don't do numbers.

01:06:46.000 Numbers are racist.

01:06:47.000 I've read articles that said math is racist.

01:06:51.000 So we can manipulate people when we say, there's, there's, and don't do the deaths if you really want to scare people.

01:06:57.000 Be like, there's been, and do the globe.

01:07:00.000 So there's been like 300 million cases.

01:07:02.000 We're all going to die.

01:07:04.000 Stay indoors until November and then mail in your ballot.

01:07:12.000 If we bring back math, we bring back truth.

01:07:15.000 And I've noticed that about lefties too.

01:07:17.000 I'd always say, yeah, but what's the numbers?

01:07:18.000 And they never fucking know.

01:07:20.000 It's very rare you'll meet a liberal that knows what the population of America is or knows how many illegals are here or knows how many died in Vietnam.

01:07:29.000 60,000 died in Vietnam.

01:07:30.000 I bet Ryan doesn't know.

01:07:32.000 How many people died in World War II total?

01:07:37.000 300,000, I'm going to say.

01:07:39.000 Oh, wait, wait, wait.

01:07:40.000 That's Americans.

01:07:42.000 I mean, American German soldiers.

01:07:44.000 Soldiers.

01:07:45.000 Okay, how many total people died in World War II?

01:07:51.000 Six and a half million.

01:07:53.000 So 100% of the people who died were the Jews in Auschwitz?

01:07:58.000 Wait, 6 million plus 300,000.

01:08:02.000 So what about, did anyone in France die?

01:08:04.000 Did anyone in Italy die?

01:08:05.000 Did anyone in North Africa die?

01:08:07.000 No, you may not Google it.

01:08:09.000 I want to.

01:08:10.000 What's the population?

01:08:11.000 I'll say 7 million.

01:08:12.000 It's more like 75 million.

01:08:14.000 It was a world war.

01:08:16.000 75 million?

01:08:18.000 How many died?

01:08:19.000 Yeah.

01:08:20.000 Holy snap.

01:08:21.000 Most of those were Russian.

01:08:23.000 Don't look it up.

01:08:24.000 Don't stop looking out.

01:08:25.000 What do you think the population of America is?

01:08:27.000 321 million.

01:08:28.000 Okay.

01:08:29.000 Yeah.

01:08:30.000 I only know that because Pat Dixon wrote a song about it.

01:08:32.000 Otherwise, I would have just...

01:08:38.000 I'd say 150 million.

01:08:40.000 Hmm.

01:08:41.000 So it's half as big as America, even though people only live speckled along the border.

01:08:47.000 What about the population of the UK?

01:08:49.000 So is it 80 million?

01:08:50.000 Is it like 70 million people?

01:08:53.000 No, that's low.

01:08:55.000 What about Britain?

01:08:55.000 What's the population of Britain?

01:08:58.000 20 million.

01:09:00.000 Okay, so they're both about 60 million.

01:09:02.000 Are they?

01:09:03.000 Yes.

01:09:03.000 Alex Jones, when you ask him any of this shit, he's always like, boom, boom, Russia, how many died here?

01:09:08.000 He knows everything.

01:09:09.000 But when you talk to these lefties like Jake Tapper and these comedians and Bette Midler, I mean, I've been doing it my whole life.

01:09:17.000 They never know anything.

01:09:18.000 I had a party once back when I was popular with the lefties.

01:09:22.000 And it was like David Cross and Janine Garafilo and Chloe Sevigny and the hipsters things.

01:09:29.000 I was the vice guy.

01:09:31.000 And I had a big party on my roof.

01:09:32.000 I had access to the roof alone.

01:09:34.000 And I went around with a video camera quizzing people.

01:09:37.000 And not one person got one question right.

01:09:39.000 They didn't know when Vietnam was.

01:09:41.000 They didn't know when we got independence.

01:09:43.000 They didn't know what, it was a July 4th thing.

01:09:45.000 They didn't know what July 4th meant.

01:09:47.000 One girl, I said, what is the origin of this holiday, July 4th?

01:09:52.000 And she said, she had a cigarette and she goes, I know nothing of history.

01:09:58.000 What the hell are you talking about?

01:10:03.000 Anyway, we are winning.

01:10:05.000 And the reason we're winning is because the left are eating themselves.

01:10:10.000 They are cannibals.

01:10:12.000 The rats are eating the rats.

01:10:14.000 And the cats here eat the rats.

01:10:15.000 And the rats eat the cats.

01:10:16.000 And the cats eat the rats.

01:10:17.000 And you get the skins for free.

01:10:19.000 That's what's happening here.

01:10:21.000 So here's an out there example, but then I'll get more serious.

01:10:25.000 I'm already losing my voice.

01:10:29.000 So 2-0, this Antifa editor raped a chick. 0.99

01:10:35.000 And magazine announces they're shutting down after editor was accused of rape.

01:10:38.000 Look at him.

01:10:39.000 The only way to have a level playing field at the highest level of playing.

01:10:42.000 What is that audio playing?

01:10:43.000 It's on this page.

01:10:47.000 Is to not have voice chat, to not have people.

01:10:50.000 Okay, I'm just going to mute it.

01:10:52.000 Yeah, so he was raping.

01:10:54.000 And you think, I've seen so much of this in Antifa.

01:10:57.000 want to normalize sex work and normalize all this weird shit because they're fucking depraved perverts and they want to And he was the head of Portland Antifa, I think.

01:11:12.000 And he got caught raping couples.

01:11:15.000 Underage couples, male and female.

01:11:18.000 Up the butts they go.

01:11:20.000 Did he get four years?

01:11:22.000 No.

01:11:23.000 He got no time.

01:11:26.000 But this case gets crazier.

01:11:30.000 The woman who said she was raped is an absolute nut bar who calls herself Lila Raven, also Jessica Raven, she calls herself. 1.00

01:11:43.000 And she wrote this pile of shit. 0.98

01:11:46.000 Here's one thing: that documentary I told you to watch, it is two hours, but it's jam-packed with quality that can't really be cut.

01:11:54.000 This, when women write this and do the same thing, there's so much fucking garbage. 1.00

01:12:01.000 Look at this thing.

01:12:03.000 Like, this is just someone with verbal diarrhea writing with random art stuck in.

01:12:10.000 Look how long that is.

01:12:12.000 And it's all written in that weird jargon that they write with.

01:12:16.000 But check out the beginning.

01:12:18.000 You asked me many times, why me?

01:12:19.000 Why do you keep coming back?

01:12:21.000 I told you that I was listening to my body and my body was hooked.

01:12:24.000 What, to rape?

01:12:25.000 Well, then it's not rape.

01:12:27.000 Like, how can that be rape? 0.99

01:12:30.000 So, you know what?

01:12:30.000 Fuck you.

01:12:33.000 Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

01:12:37.000 You want to ensconce yourself in that world of made-up justice, then good.

01:12:41.000 It doesn't sound like you raped a chick, but you're the one who made these stupid rules, so you should live by the sword, die by the sword.

01:12:48.000 So this woman claims she's been raped her whole life every day. 1.00

01:12:53.000 Lord knows what constitutes a rape in her definition. 0.87

01:12:56.000 And she came back to him like eight times.

01:12:59.000 And I'm reading it thinking, wait a minute, so you're fucking a girl.

01:13:03.000 If she calls you the next and say it was really rough sex and you're like, I hope that doesn't get twisted into something violent.

01:13:12.000 She's got the same name as this woman who makes wool dresses, so you'll never find her. 0.68

01:13:17.000 And then she calls you the next day and goes, hi, I told you a hundred times.

01:13:20.000 I got an email once from this girl and she said, thank you for raping me last night. 1.00

01:13:24.000 And I was like, that one's good.

01:13:26.000 But in this new, by these new rules, you can fuck a girl eight times and they could all be and seem voluntary and they could all be classified as rapes.

01:13:37.000 What?

01:13:37.000 It's like Aziz Ansari all over again.

01:13:39.000 I get seven blowjobs.

01:13:41.000 You come back for more sex eight times and I'm still a rapist?

01:13:45.000 Maybe I'm a rapist.

01:13:46.000 Maybe I raped my wife. 1.00

01:13:48.000 Maybe my wife's going to come out. 1.00

01:13:49.000 He raped me for 20 years.

01:13:52.000 And I didn't run.

01:13:53.000 Yeah, that's her. 0.60

01:13:54.000 That's her, huh? 0.99

01:13:55.000 Yeah.

01:13:57.000 I didn't run because I was addicted to the abuse, but it took me 20 years to real...

01:14:02.000 What?

01:14:08.000 Oh, look, she's been called a lunatic before. 1.00

01:14:10.000 I want to apologize, the Facebook exec wrote last Friday.

01:14:14.000 I recognize this moment is a deeply painful one, internally and externally.

01:14:18.000 What is this?

01:14:18.000 It's her reaction.

01:14:19.000 She was triggered by pro-Kavanaugh tweets.

01:14:23.000 Oh, hey.

01:14:24.000 So she's been doing this for a long time.

01:14:26.000 I'm more scared of her than any Nazi skinhead, biker, Mongol, pagan, Lord Isaac, Danny Diablo, fucking any mobster.

01:14:37.000 Like mobsters have rules.

01:14:39.000 Chuck Zeto has rules.

01:14:40.000 If you walk by Chuck Zito and you bump into him and you say, sorry, that was an accident, won't happen again, he's good.

01:14:46.000 You punch Chuck Zito in the face, you're dead.

01:14:49.000 But this woman, I would run for the hills. 1.00

01:14:54.000 If I walked into a bar and she was drunk, I would scream like a girl and run and say, everybody out now. 1.00

01:15:03.000 They're kind of like comic cops.

01:15:05.000 I would call the fire department.

01:15:06.000 I would call the fire department and run.

01:15:08.000 They got nothing to lose.

01:15:09.000 There's no shame ever.

01:15:14.000 And I've talked to cops about this, and they say that never goes through the charges for a fake rape allegation because they don't want to discourage future women from coming in.

01:15:22.000 So you can just lie, lock them up.

01:15:25.000 But I feel zero sympathy for this piece of shit.

01:15:29.000 He would happily murder us.

01:15:31.000 If he had a button, the guy who's accused of this, if he had a button where Gavin McInnes would die of cancer and no one would know that he pushed the button, I 100% guarantee he'd push that button.

01:15:40.000 They want us dead.

01:15:42.000 They want us in concentration camps.

01:15:45.000 The Bernie bros said exactly that.

01:15:47.000 They said we would have to send them to camps so they can de-Nazi, learn what it's like to not be a Nazi.

01:15:52.000 I forget his exact wording, but it was basically that.

01:15:54.000 But let's go back to that letter.

01:15:56.000 I didn't finish it.

01:15:57.000 No one can.

01:15:58.000 If you can finish this letter, you're an Olympic athlete and you need to go to the reading Olympics.

01:16:05.000 I didn't know then, but I know now that when post-traumatic stress disorder is activated, it can feel a lot like being turned on.

01:16:13.000 When the body is convinced danger is present, it won't stop searching until it locates the source of the threat.

01:16:19.000 Subconsciously, we repeat the events of the past in an attempt to rewrite the scripts of our lives to master our trauma and to create a new ending.

01:16:26.000 And that's just logical.

01:16:28.000 Like you'll notice if you're in a dangerous part of the South Bronx and you get stabbed, you will keep going back to that same alleyway to get stabbed again so you can overcome the fear.

01:16:39.000 It's an addiction.

01:16:40.000 You get hooked to being stabbed.

01:16:42.000 That's why I will often go to Harlem and dressed as a Klansman and slap black kids in the face because I am hooked on conquering this fear because I have PTSD from when someone played the knockout game. 0.99

01:16:56.000 I'm going to keep leaving my phone in the yard.

01:16:58.000 Could you be less logical, lady?

01:17:01.000 Who is giving these lunatics any kind of credence?

01:17:05.000 This sounds like pot thinking, like high voice.

01:17:08.000 Yeah, it's almost like beep poetry.

01:17:09.000 It's almost like she's LARPing as some sort of crazy bitch. 1.00

01:17:13.000 Keep going down.

01:17:15.000 So she talks about herself.

01:17:16.000 It's always me, me, me, me.

01:17:17.000 Just keep going down.

01:17:21.000 Yeah, look at this evil rapist. 0.98

01:17:23.000 You asked me many times, what's your type?

01:17:24.000 What are you looking for?

01:17:25.000 Wow, he sounds horrible.

01:17:28.000 Hey, what are you looking for?

01:17:29.000 What's your type?

01:17:30.000 Yeah.

01:17:30.000 Help, help.

01:17:31.000 My rapist wants to know what type I'm into.

01:17:34.000 He cooked me dinner.

01:17:35.000 But then as it goes further, you know, you can keep going.

01:17:39.000 So she tells this story with excruciating detail.

01:17:42.000 And it's not as interesting as the Trayvon thing because it doesn't involve the justice system committing fraud.

01:17:48.000 After you rape me, blah, blah, blah. 0.93

01:17:50.000 Keep going.

01:17:52.000 And see, the funny thing about this too is she said she accidentally gave consent.

01:17:56.000 So you could have a video of this sex act and still...

01:18:02.000 He's persona non grata socially.

01:18:06.000 You said you were sorry.

01:18:07.000 You said you read the essays.

01:18:09.000 Keep going.

01:18:10.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:18:11.000 Why do I have to read your personal letters?

01:18:13.000 So then it becomes a lecture.

01:18:15.000 Like, go down.

01:18:16.000 Many of us, no, no, no, sorry.

01:18:17.000 Many of us, especially those who are black and brown, trans and queer, sex working, disabled, and housing insecure, are making a revolution here and now.

01:18:27.000 Why is that stuck there?

01:18:30.000 Keep going.

01:18:31.000 So she's still talking to her.

01:18:34.000 Okay, here we go.

01:18:35.000 This is a good one.

01:18:35.000 So go, I can't read it because I'm on top of it.

01:18:37.000 Rape is a political act backed by a history of colonization and oppression. 0.85

01:18:42.000 Well, then why are most rapists, why are rapists disproportionately black in this country?

01:18:48.000 Shouldn't there be a lot of white on black rape? 1.00

01:18:50.000 They're learning from white. 0.94

01:18:51.000 I can't even picture white on black rape.

01:18:54.000 Rape is an act of war. 0.98

01:18:55.000 You dragged me into this fight.

01:18:56.000 I reclaim my power through collective action by organizing my community.

01:19:00.000 I shifted the power imbalance between us.

01:19:03.000 I shifted the burden of dealing with the consequences of your actions off of me and back to where that belonged with you.

01:19:10.000 Anyway.

01:19:13.000 I've included this to show you why the left is losing, but we can get more specific here.

01:19:19.000 Obamagate is blowing up.

01:19:23.000 And we're realizing now that people are being thrown in prison for no reason.

01:19:29.000 I didn't learn this till very recently.

01:19:32.000 I guess I learned this in Benghazi.

01:19:34.000 I learned that someone can just be thrown in jail for no reason because someone political, with political power said, get rid of him, make up something.

01:19:44.000 And judges and DAs will abide.

01:19:50.000 I thought, oh, you're in jail.

01:19:51.000 You must be bad.

01:19:52.000 You must have done a bad thing.

01:19:53.000 And then you start looking into it and you hear about like a, I read about a guy on reason.org who did seven years for selling lobster tails out of bags instead of boxes because Argentina had changed their rules and they do boxes now, not bags, something like that.

01:20:09.000 It was the wrong container.

01:20:10.000 And so the FDA stormed him, threw him in prison for seven years, lost all his money, marriage fell apart, didn't see his fucking kids for seven years because of the wrong container.

01:20:22.000 And I think it was Argentina.

01:20:26.000 Four Americans were charged.

01:20:28.000 I didn't know it was four people.

01:20:31.000 Sentenced to eight years in prison.

01:20:33.000 What the fuck?

01:20:35.000 And Argentina, wherever it was, who they were violating, was saying, we don't care.

01:20:40.000 Sell them out of bags.

01:20:41.000 It's not a big deal to us.

01:20:42.000 Like, too late.

01:20:43.000 We got your back.

01:20:44.000 We'll be enforcing.

01:20:45.000 And that's what Flynn was charged with, the Logan Act.

01:20:47.000 You know what the Logan Act?

01:20:49.000 It comes from like 1702, where you could get on a boat, put on a suit and say, hello, I'm the president of the United States.

01:20:57.000 And it would take forever to verify that.

01:21:00.000 Now you go, no, you're not.

01:21:01.000 Donald Trump is.

01:21:02.000 You could go to fucking Ethiopia and they know who Donald Trump is.

01:21:06.000 Everyone's, we have digital technology.

01:21:08.000 The Logan Act shouldn't exist.

01:21:09.000 You can't pretend to be a political figure.

01:21:13.000 What?

01:21:14.000 We have fraud.

01:21:16.000 So they're claiming that by him going to Russia and attending a talk, which everyone did, he was pretending to be an important American political official, and that's a violation of the Logan Act from 1702.

01:21:29.000 What the fuck?

01:21:37.000 Yeah, look at 2-2.

01:21:38.000 I thought this was interesting, talking about the retarded left, the sad magicians. 1.00

01:21:46.000 Oh, no, sorry, maybe it's the next one.

01:21:47.000 Yeah, sorry, 2-3.

01:21:51.000 This is, of course, Kathy Griffin.

01:21:53.000 Like, why is this woman in my in our world? 0.97

01:21:56.000 She's a mediocre comedian, and we're hearing her political opinions. 1.00

01:22:01.000 Stop acting like this is even a thing.

01:22:03.000 I heard that exact same sentence verbatim when Benghazi was going on.

01:22:11.000 Oh, you know what's a trip?

01:22:13.000 Holy shit.

01:22:14.000 I just realized this.

01:22:16.000 Susan Rice had a meeting with James Clapper, James Coney, Sally Yates, Joe Biden, and John Brennan.

01:22:23.000 Some of the worst pieces of shit.

01:22:25.000 John Brennan is a Muslim, by the way.

01:22:28.000 And he did exactly what Roger Stone did.

01:22:29.000 He got an email wrong.

01:22:30.000 He was awarded a great job at CNN.

01:22:33.000 I heard the show Homeland is based on him.

01:22:37.000 Joe Biden, of course, retard, he was there. 0.99

01:22:40.000 But Susan Rice sent herself an email the day of the meeting where they decided to unmask Flynn and leak it to the press. 0.70

01:22:46.000 And it said, Obama wants to make sure we do everything legally and buy the book.

01:22:50.000 Susan to Susan.

01:22:56.000 And she was the same one, speaking of Benghazi, who Obama sent to do all the talk shows and say, yeah, the embassy was all about a Muhammad video.

01:23:07.000 And the Muhammad video made these people mad. 0.97

01:23:09.000 And it was the Muhammad video. 0.81

01:23:11.000 And we got the guy.

01:23:11.000 And Obama didn't do anything wrong.

01:23:14.000 She did a whole morning talk show circuit. 0.99

01:23:18.000 She's corrupt. 0.99

01:23:20.000 Kind of cute, though.

01:23:22.000 She looks like a little cartoon possum. 1.00

01:23:27.000 That's my type.

01:23:27.000 I like cute girls, you know?

01:23:29.000 I don't like handsome women. 1.00

01:23:32.000 Oh, wow.

01:23:32.000 She's aged badly.

01:23:33.000 I think I was thinking of Benghazi days.

01:23:35.000 Now she looks like a melting possum. 1.00

01:23:39.000 She went from cute to melting.

01:23:42.000 Anyway, that's why women hate guys like me because we dared to notice that.

01:23:46.000 Still fuck you.

01:23:47.000 I'll still bone you, Susan. 1.00

01:23:51.000 Yeah.

01:23:52.000 So anyway, this is some of the examples of what's been going on here in the past.

01:23:58.000 Even just this weekend, it was insane.

01:24:01.000 I am literally tired of winning.

01:24:04.000 I have about 9,000 links I'm about to send you.

01:24:07.000 So let's start with Joe Biden, this video that came out where Trump retweeted it.

01:24:15.000 We have the funnest president ever.

01:24:18.000 And he said, this is 2-4.

01:24:20.000 goes enjoy the campaign joe crisis crisis This is no time for Donald Trump's record of hysterical xenophobia.

01:24:36.000 Hysterical inked a billion-dollar deal with a subsidiary of the Bank of China.

01:24:41.000 Why do we get nervous, man?

01:24:42.000 China is going to eat our lunch. 1.00

01:24:47.000 They're not bad folks, both.

01:24:48.000 Since the outbreak, the Communist Party has been mobilizing overseas organizations to buy local supplies and send them to China.

01:24:57.000 The growth of China is overwhelmingly in our interest.

01:25:01.000 The beautiful history we wrote together.

01:25:04.000 Cheers.

01:25:05.000 Banning all travel.

01:25:07.000 Stop it.

01:25:07.000 The president is right.

01:25:08.000 The travel restriction on China, as every public health official we've talked to said, bought the country tight.

01:25:12.000 Hysterical xenophobia.

01:25:14.000 Xenophobia.

01:25:17.000 I complimented him on dealing with China.

01:25:20.000 I'm not really nuts.

01:25:23.000 Look at the next one, 2.5.

01:25:25.000 He's now so bad that his wife just does the talking. 0.94

01:25:29.000 And he sits there.

01:25:30.000 Isn't the fact that he has a toupee or he had hair plugs, isn't that tell you that he's dishonest?

01:25:38.000 I remember seeing a fictional law and order type show, and the guy was saying that he has a right to wear the toupee, and the law firm was saying no, because you're conveying that you're not trustworthy.

01:25:50.000 It's like when Ron Coleman won't wear his yarmulke at work because it implies that he has an allegiance to something where he should just be blind.

01:25:58.000 Justice is blind.

01:26:00.000 So he can defend, you know, something that goes against his religion.

01:26:05.000 But yeah, look, if you see old pictures in the 70s, he's bald, like classic bald, bald, like Gavin McLeod, love boat, bald.

01:26:11.000 This is all gone.

01:26:12.000 Like Copper Cab.

01:26:15.000 But now he has a thick head of hair.

01:26:17.000 So you're deceiving us.

01:26:18.000 Wow.

01:26:25.000 Okay, look at his wife talking for him. 0.98

01:26:27.000 How embarrassing.

01:26:28.000 Together, we're just getting started.

01:26:32.000 This moment reminds us that the presidency is about true leadership.

01:26:37.000 Having the forethought to prepare for the worst.

01:26:40.000 This is such a bad look, Joe.

01:26:42.000 The backbone to lead through chaos.

01:26:43.000 The character to move beyond politics and serve...

01:26:48.000 Like, imagine when all that prow boy shit was going down.

01:26:50.000 I was standing there and my wife was saying, my husband is not a racist.

01:26:56.000 He's not anti-Semitic.

01:26:57.000 This is a witch hunt.

01:26:59.000 These boys were at worst involved in mutual combat.

01:27:03.000 And I was just behind her like this.

01:27:05.000 You could see him reading the teleprompter, too.

01:27:09.000 Okay.

01:27:10.000 So let's start getting into it.

01:27:12.000 Kaylee McNanny.

01:27:14.000 I always pronounce her name, Kaylee McKinley.

01:27:17.000 I just see her as Kaylee.

01:27:19.000 Didn't Bill Schultz date her?

01:27:21.000 Did he?

01:27:22.000 I think he did.

01:27:23.000 We went to the beach and...

01:27:30.000 Also, in his interview with Marie Arta Romo the other day, the president suggested that people should be jailed for what he said earlier in the week was a very obvious thing.

01:27:37.000 Okay, let me just pause.

01:27:38.000 Let me just tell you what's going on here.

01:27:40.000 I'm explaining now.

01:27:43.000 It's no big deal.

01:27:44.000 Unmasking is legal. 0.95

01:27:47.000 That's what the left's doing.

01:27:48.000 So right now, this fucking PR firm, this is not a journalist.

01:27:52.000 This is a public relations firm working for Obama.

01:27:58.000 That's what we're dealing with now.

01:27:59.000 This clown isn't doing his job.

01:28:02.000 He's sitting there trying to cover for Obama.

01:28:04.000 And here's his message.

01:28:05.000 His message is unmasking is legal.

01:28:08.000 So ObamaGate is not a thing.

01:28:11.000 And the president should shut up about jail because I don't want to lose the election in November to him.

01:28:17.000 That's what this guy is saying.

01:28:19.000 Yes, unmasking is legal, but it has very specific parameters.

01:28:26.000 There's a very specific way to do it.

01:28:27.000 I've been doing this a lot on this episode.

01:28:29.000 This is my new trait.

01:28:31.000 This is what I'm asking is, hey, I've got these documents here and the guy's faces, his name is blacked out, but I found him and he's been visiting Palestine every day.

01:28:45.000 Not every day, but regularly.

01:28:47.000 And then he also has a, wants a visa to go to Jerusalem.

01:28:52.000 And then they go, oh, that's the ambassador for Israel or something like that, right?

01:28:58.000 And you go, oh, shit, okay, well, that's no longer interesting then.

01:29:01.000 It's what he's supposed to do.

01:29:02.000 So that's how you unmask someone.

01:29:04.000 It's to explain a pattern.

01:29:06.000 But if you look it up and this guy is linked to terrorism, then you go, oh, shit, this is an important document.

01:29:10.000 So I don't want to go off on a tangent pursuing a guy who has a reason to be there.

01:29:15.000 My job is to catch terrorists.

01:29:17.000 So I need to get that name unmasked.

01:29:19.000 Privately, they probably have to go to a different room to read it and then we remask it.

01:29:25.000 This is not what they did.

01:29:27.000 They unmasked Flynn with no protocols, just say, get the fucking mask.

01:29:31.000 No reason for it.

01:29:33.000 And then they leak to the press.

01:29:35.000 So that's two violations.

01:29:36.000 One is not following the proper protocol for unmasking.

01:29:39.000 And two, the much bigger one, is leaking it to the press.

01:29:42.000 So this guy, this publicist, is barking up the wrong tree.

01:29:47.000 You're an attorney and the president spokesperson.

01:29:49.000 Perhaps you could lay out the elements of this crime.

01:29:52.000 What crime was committed and in what way?

01:29:55.000 I recall you're referring to the Obama administration and the unmasking and the president calls Obamacape.

01:30:01.000 What is it?

01:30:01.000 What are the elements of that crime?

01:30:02.000 Yeah, I'm really glad you asked because there hasn't been a lot of journalistic curiosity on this front and I'm very glad that you asked this question.

01:30:10.000 He's trying to trick her into saying unmasking isn't illegal.

01:30:14.000 That's not the case, asshole.

01:30:17.000 There were a number of questions raised by the actions of the Obama administration.

01:30:22.000 The steel dossier, funded by the Democratic National Committee, the opposition political party to the president, was used to attain FISA warrants to listen in on conversations of people within the Trump campaign.

01:30:36.000 There was the unmasking, the identity of Michael Flynn.

01:30:40.000 And we know that in a January 5th meeting in the Oval Office with President Obama, Sally Yates from the Department of Justice learned about the unmasking, not from the Department of Justice.

01:30:50.000 Just pause.

01:30:51.000 Before you call something a Nussingberger, maybe make sure there isn't a tsunami of crimes lying behind that dam. 0.85

01:31:00.000 Like he's got his finger in the dyke, and he's like, Why is this even here? 1.00

01:31:05.000 What's the worst that can happen?

01:31:09.000 He laid a trap for her, and she blew it up.

01:31:12.000 She is the most gangster spokesperson we've ever had.

01:31:17.000 She learned about it from President Obama and was stunned and could barely process what she was hearing at the time because she was stunned of his knowledge of that.

01:31:26.000 We know that there was a lot of wrongdoing in the case of Michael Flynn.

01:31:29.000 The FBI notes, for instance, that said, should we, quote, get him to lie as they pontificated their strategy?

01:31:36.000 We know that the identity of this three-decade general was leaked to the press, a criminal leak to the press of his identity in violation of his Fourth Amendment rights.

01:31:46.000 These are very serious questions.

01:31:49.000 They've been ignored by the media for far too long.

01:31:51.000 And I'm very glad that I think that is the second question that I have fielded on Lieutenant General Michael Flynn because justice does matter.

01:31:59.000 Those questions, they matter.

01:32:01.000 To be clear, I heard you mention one thing you said was criminal, and that was what?

01:32:06.000 The one thing that I've said that was criminal?

01:32:08.000 The leaking of his name and the very real questions that have been raised.

01:32:11.000 But if you want to start talking about wrongdoing in the administration, happy to go through Andy McCabe leaking to the Wall Street Journal and then lying about it.

01:32:19.000 Happy to talk about James Clapper lying before Congress.

01:32:22.000 Can you also go up to Mike Tyson and call him a fag? 1.00

01:32:26.000 Hey, here you're trying to get in boxing.

01:32:28.000 What about the part where you're a fucking pussy? 1.00

01:32:32.000 I'm going to have to destroy you.

01:32:33.000 I think her looks are disarming. 0.56

01:32:35.000 He's like used to saying to hot blonde chicks, yeah, and unmasking.

01:32:38.000 I suppose that's illegal.

01:32:40.000 Is it illegal?

01:32:42.000 Thinks you got her.

01:32:43.000 Not necessarily.

01:32:45.000 Depends on the context, but leaking to the press.

01:32:48.000 And we know that the DNC is CNN.

01:32:50.000 It's the exact same company.

01:32:52.000 They are the same thing.

01:32:53.000 They're inseparable.

01:32:54.000 And the proof that we keep pushing in the show is David Shortel did a 15-minute stakeout.

01:33:00.000 He was there 15 minutes before the FBI had a big show to arrest Roger Stone.

01:33:08.000 15 minutes.

01:33:12.000 How stupid do they think we are?

01:33:14.000 You know what's a trip?

01:33:15.000 I was talking to Roger the other day.

01:33:16.000 He didn't know who David Shortel was.

01:33:18.000 Really?

01:33:19.000 I go, dude, it's the errant thread that unravels your whole sweater.

01:33:22.000 Wow.

01:33:25.000 Wait, go back to her. 0.71

01:33:27.000 I'm sorry to make you watch the whole thing, but I'm just so proud of my Scottish lass. 0.97

01:33:31.000 Monitor phone calls.

01:33:33.000 That was an inaccuracy, to say the least, if not a lie.

01:33:37.000 And John Brennan telling Congress that the Bogastile dossier played no role in the Russia probe when, in fact, we know it did and was the basis of obtaining FISA warrants.

01:33:46.000 So there is a lot of missing.

01:33:48.000 These are all the same crimes that Roger Stone is going to prison for.

01:33:50.000 ...under oath, so I would point you to those and the many other real questions that I hope you all will pursue.

01:33:56.000 The President's thinking that those people should be jailed, the people you just mentioned.

01:33:59.000 I never said that.

01:34:00.000 Those are your words, not mine.

01:34:01.000 But perhaps you should look into it and give me some answers.

01:34:03.000 That is, after all, the job.

01:34:05.000 That is, after all, the job of reporters to answer the very questions that I've laid out, and I hope you guys will take the time to do it.

01:34:11.000 Damn.

01:34:12.000 That's the second one that you...

01:34:15.000 Yeah, well, I think it's here in the notes.

01:34:17.000 27.

01:34:18.000 27.

01:34:25.000 I think they have thug.

01:34:28.000 Is that the same one?

01:34:30.000 Yeah, that's just the entire thing.

01:34:31.000 I thought I had two Kaylee's, though.

01:34:34.000 Yeah, she crushed it on this other one, too.

01:34:36.000 I think it's this one right here.

01:34:37.000 Rips Media for Downplating Coronavirus.

01:34:39.000 And they asked her.

01:34:40.000 Oh, we've already had that on the show.

01:34:42.000 She lists all the media companies that said it's not going to be a thing.

01:34:54.000 And you're like, you know, I have eyeballs, right?

01:34:57.000 Like, I can see devastation across the globe.

01:35:01.000 Devastation.

01:35:02.000 Deaths across the globe in Italy, Spain, France, everywhere.

01:35:05.000 Africa.

01:35:08.000 So to pretend that we should have had no cases when the whole world has it, it's like saying Trump keeps shitting everywhere because he goes into the bathroom and sits on the bowl.

01:35:18.000 Yeah, we all do.

01:35:20.000 That was one of the worst analogies I've ever had in my life.

01:35:24.000 And I liked it.

01:35:24.000 That's how you know.

01:35:26.000 It confirmed its shittiness.

01:35:28.000 It's been raining all week since Trump was here.

01:35:32.000 What the fuck is going on?

01:35:38.000 Also in the news, Trump retweeted Michelle Malkin, and it was relevant because it was an America first tweet.

01:35:46.000 So Trump has just acknowledged the Groipers and said they're cool. 0.99

01:35:52.000 They deleted it.

01:35:54.000 And then big tech deleted it.

01:35:57.000 And I said to her, I'm going to do a live stream with her on Wednesday, by the way.

01:36:02.000 I said to her, the only thing more newsworthy than being retweeted by the president is having big tech delete it.

01:36:10.000 And she said, yeah, too bad no one is going to write about it.

01:36:13.000 And then I said, well, the New York Post wrote about it.

01:36:15.000 That's pretty good.

01:36:18.000 But then she goes, check out this Daily Mail one.

01:36:21.000 Look at the Daily Mail.

01:36:25.000 I didn't remember them always being this rabidly left.

01:36:28.000 I thought they were a little more blue-collar New York Post.

01:36:31.000 But listen to this writing.

01:36:32.000 Trump launched into his tirade on Saturday morning while sharing a video of a speech given by Michelle Malkin, a right-wing conspiracy theorist who has previously questioned the number of people who have died in the Holocaust.

01:36:50.000 And we were there.

01:36:52.000 Yeah, at the speech.

01:36:54.000 They're talking about AFPAC.

01:36:55.000 And I heard her say what they're accusing her of.

01:36:58.000 And she said, she was talking about the media culture.

01:37:04.000 And she's saying we're living in a media culture where you're not allowed to question the assumed merits of a diverse society.

01:37:19.000 She was saying, God, I'm doing a shit job of this.

01:37:22.000 She was saying that multiculturalism and diversity is good and you're not allowed to question it.

01:37:27.000 And then she said, or you're not allowed to question the exact Number of the people who died in World War II.

01:37:33.000 That's it.

01:37:34.000 And it's true. 0.56

01:37:35.000 You're not allowed to question either of those things.

01:37:38.000 That's not advocating for Holocaust denial.

01:37:42.000 What if you think it was more than six million?

01:37:44.000 Right.

01:37:45.000 Good point.

01:37:46.000 You know what I noticed, too?

01:37:48.000 It's, I mean, you're close to we were there in that room, and also he retweeted this.

01:37:56.000 No, I got that in the notes, shit for brains.

01:37:58.000 Oh.

01:38:01.000 Dang it.

01:38:05.000 And you know what was interesting about that night at AFPAC?

01:38:08.000 Jared Holt doxed it, right?

01:38:11.000 Trying to get Michelle killed.

01:38:13.000 Why would you give the location of that?

01:38:14.000 How is that newsworthy?

01:38:15.000 You can say Michelle Malkin is speaking at America First PAC right now.

01:38:20.000 Okay.

01:38:21.000 But he listed the address of the hotel.

01:38:24.000 How is that the news?

01:38:26.000 Help me out here.

01:38:32.000 Yeah, and that's what I was going to say.

01:38:34.000 I saw more blacks per capita at AFPAC than at CPAC.

01:38:40.000 There was probably 100 people there, and I'd say there was four or five black guys.

01:38:40.000 Right?

01:38:48.000 And you didn't see 4% black people at CPAC.

01:38:52.000 But they're Nazis. 0.70

01:38:56.000 All right.

01:38:56.000 Should we get to this story that I've been trying to get to this whole fucking time?

01:39:00.000 Jake Tapper stepped in shit.

01:39:04.000 Go to 3-2.

01:39:07.000 CNN is just so embarrassing.

01:39:10.000 So CNN's Jake Tapper blasted for hypocrisy after accusing Trump of smear campaign against rivals.

01:39:19.000 Hello, I'm Jake Tapper in Washington, where the state of our union is opening.

01:39:24.000 This morning, there are nearly 89 years.

01:39:26.000 Sometimes Reitbart's videos, and Fox News does this too, where the video doesn't always correspond to what the article is.

01:39:32.000 Oh, it's just a chunk of video.

01:39:34.000 It's really annoying.

01:39:35.000 Dead from the coronavirus, the speed it was.

01:39:37.000 But last week, CNN Media reporter Brian Stelter, the turgid tattletale, complained that conservative media were emphasizing the Michael Flynn story.

01:39:48.000 Can you believe that?

01:39:49.000 This is after we heard for two years, 10 hours a day, Russia, Russia, Russia, Russia.

01:39:55.000 Michael Flynn was caught up in the Russia story.

01:39:58.000 In his view, at the expense of the coronavirus coverage, yeah, we need more coronavirus coverage.

01:40:03.000 Stelter showed no concern for the role CNN and other networks played in hyping Flynn's supposed role in a Russia collusion, a conspiracy that never actually existed.

01:40:15.000 So here's, yeah, let's just look at that video for a second.

01:40:22.000 To change the majority of states across the United States.

01:40:25.000 So that's got nothing to do with it.

01:40:26.000 He's doing his coronavirus coverage because they think it hurts Trump.

01:40:29.000 The country knew.

01:40:31.000 And they're going to start going for the tax returns, too, again, which is so dull.

01:40:35.000 And it's problematic because if Trump has to show his tax returns, shouldn't Joe Biden release all the documents about his sexual harassment charge?

01:40:43.000 Case?

01:40:44.000 Incident?

01:40:45.000 But so Jake Tapper says, yeah, they're out of control.

01:40:50.000 And then everyone proceeds to pounce on him.

01:40:54.000 They're launching an unprecedented smear campaign against rivals, leveling wild and false allegations against critics in the media and politics, ranging from bizarre conspiracy theories to spreading lies about pedophilia and even murder.

01:41:09.000 Okay?

01:41:10.000 The pedophilia thing is Joe Biden memes.

01:41:14.000 But we'll get to those.

01:41:15.000 Keep going down.

01:41:17.000 So then he just gets destroyed by people.

01:41:20.000 And I have all of this destruction listed here.

01:41:22.000 Says the man at the center of the biggest smear campaign in history, repeatedly telling the American people under the guise of news that their president was being controlled by a foreign adversary.

01:41:31.000 Isn't that some sort of form of the Logan Act, by the way?

01:41:34.000 Hasn't Jake Tapper violated the Logan Act?

01:41:37.000 Keep going.

01:41:39.000 Jake should watch the CNN archives from the last four years.

01:41:44.000 Our buddy John Cardillo.

01:41:46.000 Did CNN not lie about Russia collusion?

01:41:48.000 Adam Schiff repeatedly lie on your show?

01:41:50.000 CNN not have to fire people for producing fake news?

01:41:52.000 Prop up soon, felon Avenati.

01:41:55.000 Didn't you smear Kavanaugh with zero evidence?

01:41:58.000 Should I keep going?

01:41:59.000 Keep going?

01:42:01.000 Our boy John Miller?

01:42:03.000 Problem with Tapper is that some on the right hype him up as one of the reasonable leftists.

01:42:09.000 But shit like this is an unhinged statement as any other conspiracy theorist on that network who also promoted Russia and Kavanaugh.

01:42:16.000 Anyway, you get the idea.

01:42:17.000 But that was fun to see him step in shit.

01:42:20.000 And I'm not done.

01:42:22.000 Because they really went after Donald Trump Jr.

01:42:24.000 They tried to destroy him, Roger Stone levels of destruction.

01:42:28.000 Check out 3-3 just to refresh everyone's mind here when he was on Hannity.

01:42:34.000 Same exact tricks, too, with the did you get this email?

01:42:37.000 No, I didn't.

01:42:38.000 Yes, you did.

01:42:39.000 Jail.

01:42:40.000 I know none of this could have been easy on your family.

01:42:44.000 A lot of innocent people.

01:42:47.000 Well, I know none of this could have been easy on your family.

01:42:52.000 A lot of innocent people here had their lives upturned, including you, certainly your father, your sister, your brother-in-law.

01:43:01.000 But then you got Flynn, Papadopoulos, you got Manafort, and Roger Stone.

01:43:08.000 All for nothing.

01:43:10.000 Well, not for nothing, because Adam Schiff had an agenda that he wanted to run with, and the media was more than happy to carry his water for him.

01:43:19.000 I was there as probably the number two target of that investigation, and you saw it.

01:43:24.000 I mean, literally during my closed door, supposed to be secret testimony, during it, during the bathroom breaks, presumably Adam Schiff is the guy leaking to CNN.

01:43:34.000 I came out of, after nine and a half hours of straight testimony, I come out, I look at my Twitter feed, and from 10.30 a.m., CNN is reporting what's going on in the room, but not really what's going on in the room, not really what I said, sort of Adam Schiff's version of what was said.

01:43:51.000 Turns out none of those things were accurate.

01:43:52.000 The big bombshells that they had where they finally got us, none of them end up being true, but that didn't stop them from running with it as though it was gospel For days.

01:44:01.000 Some of those things they never even corrected.

01:44:03.000 They just left it out there in the ether, even though it was totally false.

01:44:07.000 So I'm really glad that I have a guy like Rick Grinnell in intelligence now that forced Adam Schiff's hand.

01:44:14.000 Adam Schiff didn't do this voluntarily.

01:44:16.000 Adam Schiff did this because he was worried what the ODI would do in releasing these things ahead of him.

01:44:23.000 So it'll be interesting to see if Adam Schiff actually releases it all because he's protecting someone.

01:44:31.000 Yeah, because he knew that Grinnell would do it.

01:44:33.000 And he also knew that Bill Barr was seeking the truth.

01:44:36.000 And he also knew that he couldn't hold it back any longer.

01:44:38.000 It's been a rough road for you and your entire family, starting with your dad.

01:44:43.000 How many times did I hear you might be going to jail?

01:44:45.000 Jared Cushta might be going to jail, that your father was going to be impeached over this.

01:44:50.000 And now we know this guy, Greg Price, attacked Tapper with a supercut of CNN smearing and trying to destroy people.

01:45:00.000 That's 3-4.

01:45:02.000 I'm going chronologically here, Ryan.

01:45:04.000 And by the way, why did you zoom in on that last video?

01:45:07.000 People want to see the account, all that kind of stuff.

01:45:09.000 It was unzoomed for a little bit, and then I zoomed in because it was so far.

01:45:15.000 Oh, wow.

01:45:16.000 There's now a third accuser.

01:45:17.000 The lead starts right now.

01:45:19.000 Why did Flynn lie?

01:45:20.000 What was he attempting to hide by lying to the FBI?

01:45:24.000 And whether anyone, including President Trump, may have told him to lie or knew that he lied.

01:45:29.000 Well, were you ever an agent of a foreign power?

01:45:32.000 Did you ever advise the Kremlin or work with the Kremlin on anything?

01:45:36.000 Even worse, Swetnik claims in this sworn statement that she witnessed efforts by Kavanaugh to, quote, cause girls to become inebriated so they could then be gang raped.

01:45:47.000 The new development reported by the New York Times comes as Special Counsel Robert Mueller broadens his probe to include what financial ties Trump family and friends have to Russia.

01:45:57.000 But we know now, of course, that there were multiple contacts and conversation between Russians known to U.S. intelligence and members of the Trump team.

01:46:06.000 The president called Special Counsel Robert Mueller's probe a witch hunt.

01:46:10.000 He did it in all caps, so you know he really means it.

01:46:12.000 Joining me now to talk about this and much more is Congressman Adam Schiffey now.

01:46:16.000 Congressman Adam Schiff, Democrat of California.

01:46:18.000 Is it not a possibility that Russians were trying to recruit you, even if you didn't take the bait? 0.87

01:46:22.000 Is that not possible?

01:46:24.000 It seems to me like that would be their job in the process of lashing me to I became the victim of one of these gang or train rapes where Mark Judge and Brett Kavanaugh were present.

01:46:32.000 Usually we get into the what did the president know and when did he know it?

01:46:36.000 Two years into the second term of a president?

01:46:38.000 Not four weeks.

01:46:39.000 Right.

01:46:40.000 Four weeks is a little early.

01:46:41.000 But, you know, he's doing things differently.

01:46:46.000 That was great.

01:46:48.000 What's 3-5?

01:46:49.000 What's 3-5?

01:46:54.000 Daniel Anchor accuses GOP Center of calling Russian insurance a hoax, but that's not what the tape shows.

01:46:59.000 Didn't Jake Tapper a few years ago have a career-devastating controversy that I assumed would be the end of him, and it barely registered in the left?

01:47:09.000 I'll look that up later.

01:47:12.000 What's this 3.5 that I just told you?

01:47:16.000 Tapper lies and says Russian interference was called a hoax.

01:47:19.000 That's not what he said.

01:47:21.000 Oh yeah, I remember this.

01:47:23.000 So this guy said, no, there was no collusion with Russia.

01:47:28.000 Trump and the GOP were not working with Russia to hack the election.

01:47:34.000 He never said that Russia didn't try to fuck with us. 0.99

01:47:38.000 I think they did.

01:47:38.000 I think they always do, and I think they suck at their job.

01:47:41.000 So it had an irrelevant effect.

01:47:43.000 And who's the recipients of these leaks?

01:47:45.000 It was members of the media about 18 different outlets.

01:47:50.000 What I'd love to see is I would like to see members of the press actually start looking into all these leaks and how this story got spun up that resulted in a special counsel and put this country through about three years of a deconstruction crisis.

01:48:03.000 That's what I'd like to see.

01:48:05.000 Senator, it's not a hoax that the Russians attempted to interfere in the 2016 election.

01:48:11.000 Yes, they did.

01:48:12.000 You know, they put Russian disinformation into the steel dossier that was bought and paid for through cutouts for the Hillary Clinton campaign.

01:48:19.000 That is what we found out, Chief.

01:48:21.000 You've got to look at the evidence.

01:48:22.000 Look at those footnotes.

01:48:25.000 I'm not disputing it.

01:48:27.000 I'm not disputing it.

01:48:28.000 The idea that we don't know what to do.

01:48:30.000 Wait a minute.

01:48:31.000 Didn't Russia work with the DNC to sabotage the election if they were involved in the steel dossier?

01:48:37.000 Didn't they do exactly what they're accusing Trump of doing?

01:48:41.000 This gets too complicated, but we have to get through it because it's all wins this weekend and it's all relevant.

01:48:46.000 Look at Donald Trump Jr. on Biden 3.6.

01:48:48.000 So this is what started Jake Tapper.

01:48:51.000 I should have maybe had it in different order, but Donald Trump Jr. puts up, see you later, alligator in a wild pedophile.

01:48:59.000 Now, this really freaked out Jake Tapper.

01:49:02.000 It's called a meme.

01:49:03.000 It's called a joke.

01:49:04.000 They don't get jokes.

01:49:06.000 They don't like us talking.

01:49:07.000 You've seen that previous clip?

01:49:08.000 He said Russia was a hoax.

01:49:10.000 And when Jake Tapper controls the conversation, he makes it look like the GOP is lying.

01:49:16.000 But when that guy gets to talk, when he gets a platform, then he says, no, I didn't say that Russians weren't attacking us. 0.67

01:49:22.000 I said we had nothing to do with it.

01:49:24.000 And now Jake Tapper's point, his propaganda is meaningless because it's been disproven.

01:49:29.000 So don't let that guy talk.

01:49:31.000 That's why they say, remember last week we were talking about Larry Wilmore shouldn't have given, Larry Wilmore was pissed that Bill Maher gave that evil alt-right a platform to spew hate.

01:49:42.000 They don't mean that.

01:49:43.000 That's what they say.

01:49:44.000 What they mean is a platform where we can contradict their bullshit propaganda and point out why it's not true.

01:49:52.000 Which Kaylee is doing an incredible job on. 0.97

01:49:56.000 We have to come up with a name for her. 0.60

01:49:58.000 Storm?

01:50:00.000 Kaylee Storm?

01:50:02.000 It makes people think of ShitStorm.

01:50:04.000 And Stormy Daniels.

01:50:06.000 And the X-Men.

01:50:06.000 Yeah.

01:50:08.000 Ice Storm.

01:50:10.000 Oh, and Stormy Daniels.

01:50:10.000 We'll think of something.

01:50:12.000 Check out 3.6.

01:50:13.000 So yeah.

01:50:14.000 So he puts that up, and then Jake Tapper's pissed.

01:50:16.000 There's literally no bottom.

01:50:19.000 You're a bottom.

01:50:21.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:50:22.000 John Johnson's a bottom.

01:50:24.000 So this is him getting roasted again.

01:50:28.000 3.6.

01:50:29.000 He just, Look, just stop.

01:50:32.000 Remember that guy who was saying to Kaylee trying to lay landmines down for her?

01:50:36.000 Saying, yeah, but unmasking, is it illegal?

01:50:38.000 And she just goes, blows him up. 1.00

01:50:40.000 And then he goes, so those people should be in jail?

01:50:42.000 And she blows him up again. 0.72

01:50:44.000 The exact same thing happens to Jake Tapper.

01:50:47.000 He goes, there's a smear campaign going on.

01:50:51.000 Gets inundated with CNN smear campaigns.

01:50:54.000 Then he says, there's no bottom.

01:50:56.000 Gets lit up with examples of CNN, white nationalists who once backed Trump calls Trump's racist tweets red meat.

01:51:05.000 Trump's racist tweets are red meat.

01:51:09.000 And what was it now?

01:51:11.000 So anyway, I can give you a million examples of Jake Tapper getting roasted for saying there's no bottom, but you can just follow that thread.

01:51:11.000 Oh, yeah.

01:51:21.000 We already showed 3.8, right?

01:51:23.000 And then this guy, 3.9, CNN, Josh, what's his name?

01:51:29.000 Josh Campbell.

01:51:30.000 Josh Campbell.

01:51:30.000 So he's another guy.

01:51:32.000 And this is what CNN has become.

01:51:34.000 Now they get triggered by memes, which are jokes, by the way, and say, just stop, stop, stop, stop.

01:51:42.000 And say, that's not true.

01:51:44.000 They're sending out rude jokes.

01:51:46.000 There's an alligator and a pedophile joke that his son said.

01:51:51.000 And this, a funny meme where they put Donald Trump's head on the guy in Independence Day, and they put a bunch of heads.

01:52:00.000 It didn't include mine, which genuinely hurt my feelings.

01:52:02.000 Terrible.

01:52:03.000 It really hurt.

01:52:04.000 If you want to hurt me, don't include me in memes like this.

01:52:06.000 That gets...

01:52:10.000 Yes.

01:52:12.000 It really is aggravating.

01:52:14.000 It's like you belong.

01:52:15.000 I'm going to edit it with you.

01:52:15.000 It's like Benny Johnson, all my friends.

01:52:19.000 We'll record your face.

01:52:19.000 You know what?

01:52:20.000 Do the face that you want in the thing.

01:52:22.000 Okay.

01:52:22.000 Make it.

01:52:23.000 All right, look.

01:52:27.000 There we go.

01:52:28.000 Okay.

01:52:28.000 Let's get you from the side just in case.

01:52:31.000 Should we observe and see where we would place you?

01:52:33.000 Because we got to cover somebody up.

01:52:35.000 I don't know who most of those people are.

01:52:36.000 They intentionally had to You know they did.

01:52:41.000 Yeah But they were like Why does the toad gets to be in there?

01:52:46.000 I feel like I'm a toad.

01:52:49.000 Let's see.

01:52:50.000 Ted Cruz.

01:52:51.000 Yeah.

01:52:52.000 Tucker, like, these are people I have dinner with.

01:52:55.000 Jack Pesobic, I was talking to him yesterday.

01:52:58.000 You had a party with all my friends, and I didn't get an invite.

01:53:01.000 It's terrible.

01:53:03.000 What's it called?

01:53:03.000 FOMO.

01:53:04.000 I'm experiencing insane FOMO.

01:53:06.000 This takes away from the legitimacy of this.

01:53:08.000 This is the only non-winning thing of this past weekend was me not being in this.

01:53:13.000 But play it.

01:53:17.000 Mankind, that word should have new meaning for all of us today.

01:53:23.000 We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.

01:53:27.000 Just pause.

01:53:28.000 This is why Trump was elected, by the way.

01:53:31.000 Because we heard about racism.

01:53:33.000 We heard how evil we are.

01:53:34.000 We heard it's our fault.

01:53:34.000 Blacks are in jail.

01:53:35.000 And we heard that we stole this land from the Indians.

01:53:37.000 And we suck, we suck, we suck. 1.00

01:53:38.000 And we said, you know what?

01:53:39.000 I'll hear you out.

01:53:40.000 Here's Obama for eight years.

01:53:41.000 And then it got worse and louder and worse and louder.

01:53:43.000 And we're worse people after those eight years.

01:53:45.000 And I think most of America just went, yeah, okay, no, no, no, no, no.

01:53:50.000 I'm not doing this anymore.

01:53:51.000 It's like a drunk chick does this long tirade and you just go, yeah, okay, you need to get out of here. 1.00

01:53:56.000 I'm done.

01:53:57.000 I'm done.

01:53:58.000 We're not doing this anymore.

01:53:59.000 And we elected Donald Trump as a way of saying, we're sick of talking about racism.

01:54:03.000 It's 2020.

01:54:04.000 If you're fucked, it's because you fucked yourself. 0.69

01:54:07.000 I am done.

01:54:08.000 You're done.

01:54:09.000 I'm done.

01:54:10.000 Yeah, that's the wrong context, though.

01:54:13.000 But go ahead.

01:54:15.000 We will be united in our common interest.

01:54:18.000 Pause.

01:54:22.000 He's like a vet guy, right?

01:54:23.000 He's like a Joe Biggs dude.

01:54:25.000 Not that guy, right?

01:54:26.000 And then there's Benny Johnson.

01:54:28.000 No, no, keep going.

01:54:31.000 The guy with the beard, okay.

01:54:32.000 Him.

01:54:33.000 I don't know.

01:54:34.000 Okay, keep going.

01:54:34.000 You don't know anyone, though, Ryan.

01:54:36.000 Interest.

01:54:38.000 And you will once again be fighting for our freedom.

01:54:43.000 Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution.

01:54:48.000 But from annihilation.

01:54:50.000 You couldn't have stuck me in there.

01:54:51.000 I don't get it.

01:54:52.000 I don't know who half these people are.

01:54:53.000 Me neither.

01:54:54.000 There's, what's his name?

01:54:56.000 Carpe donctum in the corner.

01:54:58.000 He probably made this, by the way.

01:54:59.000 Oh, good point.

01:55:00.000 But who's the guy in the hat?

01:55:01.000 And then who are those two guys in the back?

01:55:03.000 Where's the G?

01:55:04.000 Oh, wait, is that the gay guy in the middle? 0.94

01:55:06.000 The gay guy, the Brendan Streka?

01:55:08.000 Is that?

01:55:09.000 Nope.

01:55:09.000 Okay.

01:55:10.000 Who's that to the right of him?

01:55:11.000 Is that John Lott?

01:55:13.000 That looks like John Lott?

01:55:15.000 Yeah, but it's not.

01:55:16.000 Okay, so John Knott.

01:55:17.000 And why is Alex Jones in this?

01:55:19.000 Is he not?

01:55:20.000 We're fighting for our right to live.

01:55:24.000 Mark Dice.

01:55:26.000 Kind of Charlie Kirk.

01:55:27.000 There's James O'Keefe.

01:55:29.000 James Woods.

01:55:30.000 James Woods.

01:55:30.000 Yeah.

01:55:31.000 Fuck you.

01:55:32.000 Mark Dice.

01:55:33.000 This is a slap in the face.

01:55:34.000 But it's almost kind of cool.

01:55:36.000 You have hurt me today.

01:55:37.000 I'm untouchable.

01:55:39.000 I just went viral chewing out Jared Holt at CPAC.

01:55:42.000 Hannity, he's always in these things.

01:55:44.000 I was in one with him, remember?

01:55:45.000 Yeah.

01:55:46.000 The Star Wars one?

01:55:47.000 Yeah.

01:55:49.000 Jerk, am I being relevant?

01:55:50.000 I mean, who's that guy with the long hair?

01:55:54.000 Urban Tarzan?

01:55:55.000 Like, what the fuck?

01:55:56.000 He's not political?

01:55:58.000 Not Urban Tarzan.

01:55:59.000 I don't know.

01:56:00.000 I think he's like an America first dude.

01:56:02.000 huh is an american holiday but as the day when the world declared in one voice we will not go quietly into the night we will not vanish without a fight tucker's face We're going to live on.

01:56:22.000 We're going to survive.

01:56:25.000 Today, we celebrate our Independence Day.

01:56:30.000 That used to make me cry every time when I watched this movie.

01:56:35.000 Why?

01:56:36.000 Because you're such an Earth Patriot?

01:56:38.000 Yeah.

01:56:39.000 An Earthriate.

01:56:40.000 A Patriarch.

01:56:42.000 Right there, maybe.

01:56:43.000 I'm a global nationalist.

01:56:44.000 How about I just make this scene all your face in the back? 0.95

01:56:48.000 No, just change my face with Trump's.

01:56:50.000 I'll do the speech.

01:56:51.000 Oh, that's great.

01:56:52.000 That's a rough one.

01:56:53.000 I'll make them all my bitch. 1.00

01:56:54.000 That's a tall order, but yeah, I do like it.

01:56:56.000 That black dude? 0.93

01:56:58.000 Terrence K. Williams.

01:57:01.000 I don't know who has sunglasses on right there.

01:57:03.000 Alibaba.

01:57:05.000 But anyway, the reason we brought this up, besides the fact that it rules, is that this pussy Josh Campbell says it was doctored. 1.00

01:57:20.000 What a loser.

01:57:22.000 Look at his pinhead.

01:57:23.000 I showed my wife that face and she goes, ugh. 0.99

01:57:26.000 What a pinhead, fucking beta pussy loser fag. 1.00

01:57:34.000 It looks like they were going to like, he joined the army.

01:57:36.000 They were going to do the haircut started buzzing right down the middle.

01:57:38.000 And he's like, I can't do this.

01:57:39.000 Stop, stop, stop, stop.

01:57:42.000 It's called a joke.

01:57:44.000 It's a funny video that Donald Trump fans made.

01:57:47.000 It's not doctored.

01:57:49.000 It's not fake news like you at CNN do.

01:57:52.000 CNN security correspondent.

01:57:54.000 Oh, good.

01:57:55.000 Maybe you can explain these 50-minute stakeouts to us.

01:57:59.000 But so go back.

01:58:00.000 So he gets roasted, of course, by that.

01:58:02.000 This was one of the best ones.

01:58:04.000 3-9.

01:58:07.000 He got eaten alive.

01:58:08.000 Exactly like Jake Tapper, exactly like that guy in the White House prefing room.

01:58:12.000 It's like we've all started fighting back now.

01:58:14.000 Oh, did it not show up?

01:58:16.000 I went to 3.9, but let's see.

01:58:21.000 You sure it doesn't go there?

01:58:22.000 Is it a picture meme?

01:58:23.000 to the same place?

01:58:24.000 Anyway, this chick says... 1.00

01:58:29.000 Yeah, maybe it's 4-0.

01:58:30.000 Yeah, there we go.

01:58:31.000 This is great.

01:58:32.000 This is called a meme, something that the left can't do.

01:58:36.000 It's also called grassroots organic support, something the left doesn't have.

01:58:41.000 And here's also something called enthusiasm.

01:58:44.000 There's also something called enthusiasm in there.

01:58:47.000 Spell it with me now.

01:58:49.000 E-N-T-H. 1.00

01:58:50.000 Oh, it doesn't matter.

01:58:51.000 You don't have that either.

01:58:53.000 So he gets attacked so bad that what does he do?

01:58:57.000 He goes, um, my dog died.

01:59:01.000 No, he didn't.

01:59:03.000 I've grieved in silence since March because the last thing you needed was more sad news.

01:59:08.000 But here's a tribute to my pup, taken too soon by illness.

01:59:12.000 If you're raising a glass tonight, please raise the glass for Wilshire, an amazing friend who brightened the day of everyone he ever met.

01:59:22.000 Please don't attack me.

01:59:23.000 My doggy's dead.

01:59:25.000 Look how cutie you could attack a dead doggy.

01:59:28.000 It's one thing to have a dog in a tweet, but to use it for sympathy to get away from meaning.

01:59:35.000 Hit that fucking dog off the couch. 1.00

01:59:38.000 It's got shit on its ass.

01:59:40.000 You've got shit on your arm.

01:59:42.000 They eat the shit and he's fucking wicking you.

01:59:45.000 He hates dogs.

01:59:47.000 You don't think you'd like this tweet?

01:59:54.000 So I'm a little all over the place there, but 4-2.

01:59:57.000 So the New York Times even jumps on with this in a while.

02:00:03.000 New York Times, Donald Trump Jr. smears Biden with baseless Instagram posts.

02:00:07.000 There is no basis to joke, by the way.

02:00:11.000 The crocodile was a joke.

02:00:13.000 It wasn't formal papers.

02:00:16.000 If Biden gets served formal papers, that's a whole other kind of way to discuss this.

02:00:20.000 But it's pleased.

02:00:22.000 It's a fucking joke.

02:00:27.000 But he made a joke.

02:00:28.000 It's not a baseless.

02:00:30.000 And by the way, the other funny part about this is it's not baseless, which Donald Trump Jr. responds to in 4.3.

02:00:42.000 Look, just pause.

02:00:43.000 Don't show it yet.

02:00:44.000 The New York Times is right.

02:00:46.000 There's nothing creepy at all about how Joe Biden interacts with the kids in this four-plus minute long video.

02:00:52.000 All the touching and hair sniffing is totally appropriate and 100% normal.

02:00:58.000 Everyone does it.

02:00:59.000 I'm a bad person for mocking him and thinking it's disgusting.

02:01:03.000 Now, let's go full screen on this.

02:01:05.000 Keep me in it, though, because I really, it's, you got to really, look at that.

02:01:10.000 Kid has creeped out.

02:01:11.000 I love watching these videos.

02:01:12.000 We covered it when it happened, but I love watching the videos because you watch the mothers and you see their like instincts.

02:01:18.000 Like, look at that woman. 1.00

02:01:19.000 She's like, all right, get away from my daughter. 1.00

02:01:20.000 Got some.

02:01:22.000 It's all right.

02:01:24.000 Yeah.

02:01:25.000 Okay, that get the mama bear. 1.00

02:01:27.000 Where's daddy bear, by the way?

02:01:29.000 You don't sniff my fucking daughter. 1.00

02:01:32.000 Okay.

02:01:37.000 What's he saying?

02:01:38.000 You being a good girl, right?

02:01:40.000 You're a good girl.

02:01:42.000 Look at this.

02:01:42.000 Oh, I love holding him.

02:01:44.000 Look at that.

02:01:46.000 Look at her silk.

02:01:47.000 What the hell?

02:01:48.000 Oh, it's so silky smooth.

02:01:51.000 Oh, God.

02:01:52.000 Her skin is so soft.

02:01:54.000 They're so pure at this age.

02:01:57.000 Can I run with chest alone?

02:01:58.000 Bears get eyes.

02:02:01.000 What did he say?

02:02:03.000 Can I have a kiss alone?

02:02:05.000 Can I have a kiss alone?

02:02:07.000 Take me out of this.

02:02:09.000 Can I line with chest alone?

02:02:11.000 Bears get out. 0.86

02:02:12.000 He sure did.

02:02:13.000 What?

02:02:14.000 I don't remember that one.

02:02:17.000 Hey, I noticed you're there with your daughter.

02:02:20.000 Can I go alone in another room and kiss her?

02:02:23.000 Do you want to get stabbed?

02:02:24.000 I don't think I would fight someone who did that.

02:02:26.000 I think I'd just start eating their face. 0.78

02:02:28.000 I would jump on them, strangle them, and just start taking off strips.

02:02:32.000 Can I have your daughter alone to kiss, please? 0.88

02:02:36.000 You could have me alone if she's 35 and you've been courting her for two years. 0.99

02:02:42.000 Yeah, sure.

02:02:42.000 Can I do with Jesse Wood?

02:02:44.000 Very good.

02:02:45.000 Oh! 0.60

02:02:49.000 Look how...

02:02:53.000 And look, she does this awkward laugh.

02:02:57.000 It's the most inappropriate joke.

02:02:59.000 Look, how old is she? 1.00

02:03:02.000 Wait.

02:03:04.000 Why is she staying alone? 0.96

02:03:06.000 Why is the father allowing this?

02:03:08.000 Maybe he's been in politics so long he doesn't expect cameras to be there or something?

02:03:12.000 Yeah, maybe this is what it was like in the 70s.

02:03:14.000 You could just molest kids and no one did anything.

02:03:22.000 Get out of there.

02:03:23.000 Look, he has like seven smells in a row.

02:03:25.000 You didn't get enough in your first dose?

02:03:31.000 Oh, I want to pull this one closer to you.

02:03:32.000 It's like a peppermill.

02:03:33.000 It doesn't stop until you say when.

02:03:36.000 Can I interest you in some kid sniffing?

02:03:39.000 Say when.

02:03:41.000 Okay, fuck.

02:03:42.000 That's enough.

02:03:43.000 That's good.

02:03:45.000 Can you just get your hand off my daughter's waist? 1.00

02:03:48.000 Oh my god.

02:03:49.000 She's looking at it.

02:03:53.000 I've never, I don't think I've ever touched anyone else's kids in anything but like a fist pump and a high five.

02:03:59.000 Imagine doing one of these.

02:04:00.000 Imagine it would occur to you to slip your hand around the waist of a 12-year-old.

02:04:06.000 My God.

02:04:09.000 Look at that.

02:04:10.000 He gets you the fuck out of there.

02:04:11.000 What was that?

02:04:13.000 I think he had just been touching her hair.

02:04:19.000 Remember what I told you last time I'm talking about.

02:04:21.000 Adopted granddaughter?

02:04:22.000 What's he doing now?

02:04:23.000 I want to fuck you so much.

02:04:24.000 No, not smile.

02:04:25.000 No date to your 30.

02:04:26.000 All right.

02:04:27.000 Yes.

02:04:27.000 Oh my.

02:04:32.000 Wouldn't it be funny if we got audio leaked and every time he was saying, I want to fuck you so fucking bad.

02:04:38.000 Holy shit, I want to see your ass. 1.00

02:04:41.000 That hand should be nowhere near there.

02:04:46.000 Like, I just can't get my brain.

02:04:47.000 I'm sorry, we've already got over this, but we're stuck in the void of it now.

02:04:50.000 I just can't see my brain.

02:04:52.000 Like, it would never occur to me.

02:04:55.000 What's the difference between that and when I hug my 13-year-old daughter, I go, like, you don't, even if you did that to your wife, she'd probably go, all right, Mr. Frisky, relax.

02:05:06.000 The kids are here.

02:05:07.000 I swear to God, I'm going to do this when I get home.

02:05:09.000 I'm going to put my arm around my wife's waist, and she's going to say something like, not right now, will you? 0.99

02:05:14.000 She's not going to go, hi, honey.

02:05:16.000 It's a sexual touch.

02:05:19.000 What's the difference between that and this?

02:05:20.000 This is how you put your arm around a kid.

02:05:22.000 Hi, buddy.

02:05:23.000 Oh, I remember this dude.

02:05:24.000 I can't have one?

02:05:26.000 Even if I say and whisper in your ear that Allison gets away. 1.00

02:05:30.000 What's the difference?

02:05:31.000 Actually, Joe got closer.

02:05:33.000 He would sniff the hair.

02:05:36.000 Well, I guess we can't win the show then.

02:05:38.000 If I don't get a hug and a kiss, somebody said dirty old man.

02:05:45.000 You dirty old man.

02:05:46.000 You dirty fucking room.

02:05:49.000 So that's why I said we're winning.

02:05:53.000 Elon Musk, Kanye, Kardashians, Joe Rogan, they didn't come over to us because they like us better.

02:05:59.000 They came up because you shat on the walls of your house.

02:06:03.000 You made the left a disgusting, debasing, perverted, horrible place to be.

02:06:12.000 Yep, that's it.

02:06:15.000 More than that, too.

02:06:17.000 And the fact that big tech censorship is about to get slammed, like Trump asked, he said, I tweeted the president, right?

02:06:24.000 Did we do that?

02:06:25.000 And censored.tv.

02:06:26.000 Oh, here's another thing I forgot to say.

02:06:28.000 You got your Twitter back.

02:06:29.000 Did you get your Facebook back?

02:06:31.000 No.

02:06:32.000 I didn't check.

02:06:33.000 You got your Twitter back and you got your, and censored.tv got their Twitter back.

02:06:36.000 Yeah, I wonder about the Instagram's.

02:06:38.000 And you can now, can't you DM our name now?

02:06:42.000 That's what I thought.

02:06:42.000 But then the person, here's what's weird.

02:06:45.000 Yes, it worked once, and then I said, did you do anything special?

02:06:48.000 He said, nope.

02:06:49.000 And he types it again.

02:06:50.000 Didn't work the second time.

02:06:52.000 Trying to make us go crazy.

02:06:53.000 Maybe it's good for one, so that way people can test it and be like, oh, it does work.

02:06:57.000 And then it doesn't.

02:06:58.000 But that's a complex algorithm.

02:06:59.000 I don't think they did that.

02:07:01.000 That's weird.

02:07:02.000 You want to show the tweet?

02:07:04.000 So people, it would be nice if people could.

02:07:06.000 Yeah, keep retweeting this tweet.

02:07:08.000 Show the time and the guy doing it so they know.

02:07:11.000 Since we're too late.

02:07:13.000 But yeah.

02:07:16.000 Donald Trump said, I've had enough of this big tech censorship shit.

02:07:22.000 I'm making it sound cool.

02:07:24.000 Just send me an example of someone getting fucked over.

02:07:27.000 And I've got to be at the top of that list.

02:07:29.000 Laura Loomer, Milo, me.

02:07:32.000 Who else is the most banned in the world?

02:07:38.000 Crowdboys. 0.90

02:07:39.000 Alex Jones, of course.

02:07:41.000 I put a typo in this, and you guys didn't catch it.

02:07:45.000 I don't think anybody.

02:07:46.000 His new site, censored.tv, and you aren't allowed to type it out on social media.

02:07:52.000 He has a new site.

02:07:56.000 His new site.

02:07:56.000 Anyway, let's forward the typo.

02:07:58.000 Or there's an S missing.

02:08:00.000 You know, his new site, censored.tv, and.

02:08:03.000 I hate typos.

02:08:05.000 All right, so that was a hell of a show.

02:08:07.000 We covered a lot of stuff.

02:08:09.000 We covered winning.

02:08:11.000 We covered the coronavirus.

02:08:12.000 We covered ObamaGate.

02:08:15.000 I reluctantly encourage you to watch Glenn Beck's total and utter unboxing of ObamaGate.

02:08:22.000 But you'd have to sign up for Blaze, so maybe not.

02:08:25.000 But there's a lot of layers to that onion.

02:08:28.000 It's not just the unmasking Flynn.

02:08:31.000 It's Obama saying, I don't care what the law is.

02:08:35.000 I want Trump taken down.

02:08:36.000 I want everyone around him thrown in jail.

02:08:38.000 And I want you to record them, which was what Watergate was.

02:08:43.000 So this is bigger than Watergate.

02:08:47.000 We'll see if heads roll.

02:08:48.000 They should.

02:08:50.000 All right, let's go to the B, the B bag.

02:08:52.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

02:08:57.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

02:09:02.000 Let me touch it.

02:09:05.000 What does the B mean?

02:09:07.000 Let's go to the B. Oh, B isn't just bag?

02:09:10.000 The bag.

02:09:11.000 Okay.

02:09:12.000 I don't really have the shoulders to carry off Fred Perry.

02:09:16.000 Especially, my body is over.

02:09:18.000 I can't wear dress shirts anymore.

02:09:20.000 They don't fit.

02:09:20.000 I'm so fucking fat.

02:09:22.000 My suits, I can't put my pants on anymore, so I can't wear suits.

02:09:27.000 My arms are just two strings.

02:09:29.000 Look at my pathetic muscles.

02:09:31.000 I just have Grover arms and I have Grover's body.

02:09:34.000 This is like, not that you're a hot chick, but this is like a hot chick trying to say that she's like, I'm gross, my hair looks, you know.

02:09:42.000 You don't look anything like remarkably.

02:09:45.000 I had a trainer there for a while.

02:09:46.000 I was becoming ripped.

02:09:48.000 I asked him, I said, can you come to my house?

02:09:50.000 And he goes, yeah, like $150.

02:09:52.000 Pardon me moi?

02:09:55.000 So you should have, you should, I used to go to him $25 at my gym three times, twice A week.

02:10:00.000 So I'd box, trainer, box, trainer, box.

02:10:03.000 So I was working out five times a day, and I was getting little like peck things.

02:10:07.000 Yeah, the Hugh Jackmans.

02:10:09.000 Yeah.

02:10:11.000 Because nobody else has those, so that's what they're called.

02:10:14.000 Salud, Gavin, P. Ryan.

02:10:17.000 What is P. Ryan?

02:10:18.000 This is from Will.

02:10:19.000 Someone writing or calling into the show once mentioned a guy named Jack Donovan who wrote The Way of Men and a few other books.

02:10:24.000 They are awesome.

02:10:25.000 I highly recommend them, especially to a fucking loser piece of shit who lives in the fag zone like Ry Guy. 1.00

02:10:30.000 Okay.

02:10:31.000 I may have added a few adjectives in there.

02:10:33.000 I'm reading that.

02:10:33.000 Anyways, Donovan is often painted as a neo-Nazi, fascist, etc., but also happens to be a homosexual.

02:10:38.000 He doesn't like the term gay, which he finds to be wrapped up in political affairs.

02:10:41.000 So he created a new term, Androphile, to describe men that love manliness.

02:10:46.000 Yes, that includes a dick in the butt from time to time, but for some reason, I don't think that's such a thing as foreign in the fag zone. 1.00

02:10:53.000 Besides, the Spartans did it, right?

02:10:55.000 Is he encouraging me to fuck men in the butt?

02:10:59.000 I think Androphile best describes Gavin's tendencies.

02:11:02.000 No, we're not having butt fucking included in my tendencies. 1.00

02:11:07.000 Sorry.

02:11:09.000 I don't care if you do it, but it's not part of our agenda.

02:11:13.000 Anyway, Gavin, have you been able to check out Reddit censored TV?

02:11:17.000 After your sub was banned a few weeks ago, I found this one on Reddit.

02:11:19.000 Only had 200 subscribers.

02:11:20.000 But since then, it's up to 900.

02:11:22.000 I just wanted to make you aware that, yeah, I think they're already trying to shut it down.

02:11:26.000 No way.

02:11:27.000 Because it's spreading misinformation.

02:11:29.000 That's the new thing.

02:11:31.000 You should show it, though.

02:11:32.000 If everyone who's watching this show should watch, should go to the Gavin Reddit.

02:11:38.000 They've been putting my notes up there.

02:11:41.000 R slash censored TV.

02:11:44.000 Yeah.

02:11:45.000 That's the right one, right?

02:11:47.000 Is there more than one?

02:11:48.000 889 membes.

02:11:49.000 Yeah.

02:11:50.000 Is there another one?

02:11:51.000 Because you said 200.

02:11:52.000 No, he said it started at 200 and it's up to 800 now.

02:11:55.000 Listen.

02:11:56.000 How could it start at 200?

02:12:00.000 Exactly.

02:12:02.000 There's memes about it.

02:12:04.000 If I contribute to these, it's giving me a platform and it always gets shut down.

02:12:10.000 It's the equipment I have lives.

02:12:11.000 I was doing something else.

02:12:12.000 I'm going back to the fact zone.

02:12:14.000 You can never take it again.

02:12:17.000 That's really good.

02:12:18.000 But inaccurate.

02:12:21.000 Hernan Herandez wants us to go to some fucking episode of The Sopranos to find a drop.

02:12:27.000 Fuck you.

02:12:27.000 This is Hervey.

02:12:29.000 Is it acceptable for a man to cry at his wedding?

02:12:31.000 I keep seeing videos of men blawing their eyes out when they see their bride.

02:12:33.000 It's almost disgusting me.

02:12:34.000 However, I've never been married, so I don't know the feeling.

02:12:36.000 No.

02:12:37.000 It is totally unacceptable to cry at a wedding.

02:12:41.000 Men can only cry watching war movies. 0.68

02:12:44.000 And even then, it has to be one of these cries.

02:12:47.000 Does Independence Day count?

02:12:49.000 Yes.

02:12:50.000 I cry at a lot of stuff.

02:12:52.000 Elf made me cry when they get enough Christmas spirit.

02:12:55.000 That's a war movie?

02:12:57.000 Yeah, it's a war on Christmas.

02:13:00.000 Or School of Rock.

02:13:02.000 That's hilarious.

02:13:03.000 That made me cry when they banded.

02:13:05.000 Anytime a group of people band together.

02:13:08.000 They literally band together.

02:13:10.000 You know what I almost cried in the final video?

02:13:14.000 Well, might as well just show it now.

02:13:15.000 This is with you.

02:13:16.000 Is this the part that you're doing?

02:13:17.000 4-4.

02:13:18.000 Hello, you've got a bass.

02:13:22.000 4-4.

02:13:23.000 And you'll find when you get older, you cry a lot more.

02:13:25.000 Like long-distance commercial.

02:13:28.000 Yeah.

02:13:28.000 I cry all the time.

02:13:30.000 God help me if a fucking Marine surprises his crippled son. 1.00

02:13:35.000 Holy shit.

02:13:36.000 I could put out a fire.

02:13:37.000 These just become hoses.

02:13:40.000 But this almost made me cry.

02:13:44.000 I just felt so bad for this woman.

02:13:48.000 What's happening?

02:13:49.000 Turbulence?

02:13:50.000 Yes, dumbass.

02:13:52.000 Are you blind?

02:13:53.000 What do you think is happening?

02:13:55.000 The plane's dancing?

02:14:00.000 So she's just praying, praying.

02:14:01.000 She's drenched.

02:14:02.000 Why were they serving drinks when there was such brutal turbulence?

02:14:05.000 Every flight I'm on, the second there's any sign of anything, the drink thing is away, which hurts my feelings.

02:14:12.000 But go back.

02:14:14.000 I felt, you know that sting you get on your nose?

02:14:17.000 I just felt her fear.

02:14:18.000 And then, here's another dumb emotion I had.

02:14:21.000 I thought, I'm a wonderful person.

02:14:23.000 Because you care about it.

02:14:24.000 But I have so much empathy.

02:14:26.000 And then I realized, no, I'm just weak because I'm so hungover.

02:14:30.000 Look at her just praying.

02:14:34.000 I never really got the praying in the playing thing.

02:14:37.000 Like, God was going to crash it, and he's like, he hears a bunch of prayers and he goes, all right, all right, fuck it, fuck it.

02:14:42.000 You're back up.

02:14:44.000 I prayed in my dream when that was crashing.

02:14:47.000 So you might want to know how to not cry because it is a very emotional time.

02:14:51.000 And if she's, and you're so like, sometimes if I'm giving my wife a toast on Mother's Day or something, I talk about what a great mother she is.

02:14:58.000 I can feel myself tearing up and similar emotions at your wedding.

02:15:01.000 This is what you do.

02:15:03.000 You put your hands behind your back and hold them like you're standing like you're getting arrested or something.

02:15:10.000 You hold your arms like this and you just think of like badass shit, like 1980s hardcore and fighting and dude shit.

02:15:18.000 And you act like you're about to get tased.

02:15:21.000 So you're just like, do not, she can blubber, but do not fucking cry at your wedding.

02:15:29.000 A lot of them, including my fiancé, say they want their doom to cry at the wedding.

02:15:32.000 No, here's another thing I'm against.

02:15:34.000 Getting down on one knee.

02:15:36.000 That sets a bad precedent.

02:15:38.000 My wife got my proposal when I was standing up, because that's how our marriage is going to be.

02:15:44.000 Me standing up.

02:15:48.000 Quick example and then he sends an example So So gay. 0.99

02:15:57.000 Oh, he's blubbering.

02:15:58.000 No man can ever do this.

02:16:02.000 Is he wearing a polo?

02:16:03.000 Oh my God, he's jiggling.

02:16:05.000 Look, she's kind of like, wow, you're really crying hard.

02:16:08.000 She is unattractive. 1.00

02:16:10.000 She's not attractive. 1.00

02:16:13.000 Look at his tits. 1.00

02:16:16.000 Look at his tits, yes. 1.00

02:16:20.000 He's jiggling.

02:16:20.000 That's a lot of corsets.

02:16:22.000 Jiggling, baby.

02:16:22.000 Okay, honey, that's enough.

02:16:24.000 Look at her.

02:16:25.000 Alrighty, let's wrap it up.

02:16:27.000 Let's dry it up a bit.

02:16:28.000 I put some tampons In your eyes, it's okay.

02:16:33.000 All right, that's embarrassing.

02:16:35.000 You're ruining me.

02:16:36.000 I think maybe let's maybe get married later tomorrow or something.

02:16:40.000 I like you more than a friend.

02:16:41.000 Keep a repentant heart and true faith in Christ during these times, brothers.

02:16:46.000 Yeah, John's dad made me a proud boy's rosary.

02:16:50.000 Who that?

02:16:51.000 Oh, John's dad.

02:16:52.000 He said, and then I said, maybe we should sell them on the site.

02:16:56.000 Hmm.

02:16:57.000 Maybe.

02:16:57.000 Would people buy them?

02:16:58.000 I would.

02:17:00.000 Oh, they would if the money was going to John and Max.

02:17:03.000 Okay, what's up, Gavin?

02:17:04.000 Buy Rye.

02:17:05.000 At a board of my Google Chinese asshole. 0.99

02:17:07.000 And four links from the top was an article from The Onion dated from 2010 with a headline that reads, China to overtake U.S. as world's biggest asshole by 2020.

02:17:16.000 Wow, pretty funny.

02:17:19.000 I like you more than my new sunglasses.

02:17:22.000 Once again, Chinese asshole. 1.00

02:17:24.000 By the way, we're not even scratching the surface of this fucking mailbag. 0.93

02:17:27.000 I got to get a better system.

02:17:32.000 Ben Jakes, how much do you want to bet this bitch waited too long to have kids and decided being a cunt was more important than being a mother? 1.00

02:17:37.000 Yeah, that's a good point.

02:17:38.000 That's another division of Karen's is the childless ones who have never had kids and then the ones suffering from empty nest and lashing out.

02:17:47.000 Maybe I got to dig a little deeper than just anti-male sexism, aka misandry.

02:17:52.000 I got the same mask.

02:17:55.000 Mask on.

02:17:56.000 Everybody is here.

02:17:58.000 Oh my God, not one person with a mask on.

02:18:01.000 Everybody is here.

02:18:02.000 And nobody.

02:18:03.000 Yeah, oh my God, that's what I'm saying.

02:18:05.000 Oh my God.

02:18:06.000 Look at all those people.

02:18:08.000 There's like 20.

02:18:09.000 What the heck?

02:18:10.000 What are we doing today, people?

02:18:12.000 Hi, I'm Rebecca Bran, and I'm flipping out because Governor Newsom announced that this Friday we are no longer going to be on total lockdown.

02:18:19.000 We're opening back up.

02:18:21.000 I'm flipping out because people haven't been wearing masks and this is going to be even more loosey-goosey than ever before.

02:18:27.000 I think it's all going to go down to the city.

02:18:29.000 I couldn't imagine living in a world that's loosey-goosey.

02:18:32.000 ...social distancing, and our hospital numbers were low, even in my little town of Santa Barbara, California...

02:18:37.000 And we have about 15 always on a ventilator with about 50 to 35 in the hospital at any one time with COVID.

02:18:45.000 But as people start mingling more, doing more, getting on the street, bars.

02:18:49.000 God damn it.

02:18:50.000 Let's see if she's childless. 1.00

02:18:53.000 At least she's giving teenagers shit. 1.00

02:18:59.000 I saw this quote on next door, and it was a woman like this, and she said, I see that this problem is particularly, this sort of got me on the theory.

02:19:06.000 I see that this problem is particularly bad with middle-aged men jogging in parks. 0.67

02:19:12.000 And then she used the word expectorating.

02:19:16.000 Right?

02:19:16.000 Is that the right word?

02:19:17.000 Expectorating?

02:19:18.000 Now, that means to eject from the mouth, spit, to cough up, eject by spitting.

02:19:23.000 But do you hear the tone there?

02:19:25.000 I see these men expectorating.

02:19:28.000 Do you smell the disdain in there?

02:19:35.000 Like a biological term, like we're animals?

02:19:37.000 Yeah, it's just so vitriolic.

02:19:39.000 Oops.

02:19:41.000 Do we want to see the rest of that video?

02:19:43.000 No.

02:19:43.000 I just want to see.

02:19:44.000 Click on her thing. 0.97

02:19:45.000 See if she says mom.

02:19:46.000 I see.

02:19:48.000 Hi, Rebecca.

02:19:50.000 Let's tweet.

02:19:50.000 No talk about being a mom.

02:19:52.000 Here, click on her website.

02:19:54.000 You know, she would have kids all over that mo. 1.00

02:19:56.000 It was.

02:19:57.000 They love saying they're a mom when they're a mom.

02:19:59.000 Oh, they love saying that they're business.

02:20:01.000 I'm an entrepreneur.

02:20:02.000 She's a freaking YouTuber. 1.00

02:20:06.000 Let's see.

02:20:06.000 I'm going to search the word kids.

02:20:09.000 I'm going to search the word mom.

02:20:12.000 I'm going to search the word parenthood.

02:20:14.000 Nothing.

02:20:15.000 Yeah.

02:20:16.000 There's a lot of words on here, too.

02:20:17.000 She was a great piece of ass for someone, a rich guy. 1.00

02:20:20.000 He said he's going to leave his wife soon and he marry her.

02:20:23.000 And then he just looked at his kids and his wife and he thought, it's cheaper to keep her. 0.60

02:20:27.000 And he dumped Rebecca.

02:20:29.000 And now Rebecca's wandering the streets, bitching at people. 1.00

02:20:33.000 Wandering the streets.

02:20:34.000 Yeah, really.

02:20:36.000 Oh, no.

02:20:36.000 She might be Queen Karen.

02:20:38.000 You posted that?

02:20:39.000 That looks like a jump scare.

02:20:43.000 Hi, I'm Rebecca Brand, and it's Carnot in Santa Barbara, California tonight.

02:20:47.000 Come with me as we go cruising.

02:20:51.000 Buddy brought me a car before he dumped me.

02:20:53.000 I like her better with the mask.

02:20:55.000 Yeah.

02:20:57.000 Oh, man.

02:20:58.000 What a lost soul.

02:21:00.000 But I don't feel sympathy anymore.

02:21:02.000 It's just like that fake rapist editor Antifa guy.

02:21:07.000 Fuck you, you stupid bitch. 1.00

02:21:09.000 You pushed all that feminism and entrepreneur stuff until you became an old hag spinster. 1.00

02:21:14.000 You rejected our traditionalism?

02:21:15.000 Go fuck yourself.

02:21:17.000 Here we got this.

02:21:18.000 I found this.

02:21:19.000 This is.

02:21:20.000 Why did you bother digging that up?

02:21:22.000 Listen quick.

02:21:24.000 Oh, no sound.

02:21:26.000 Here we go.

02:21:27.000 We're 317.

02:21:29.000 This is some guy named Hector who made us go on a hunt.

02:21:32.000 And ultimately, of his entire life.

02:21:35.000 This sounds very gay.

02:21:37.000 I hope you're not saying that.

02:21:38.000 No.

02:21:39.000 I like it.

02:21:40.000 Okay.

02:21:40.000 This sounds very gay.

02:21:42.000 You have hurt me today.

02:21:44.000 Hey, G-Man, I'm a few episodes behind that I'm catching up, so apologies if I already covered this, but your positive thinking sketch that Ryan couldn't find when you were thinking about using disabled people in comedy was on spina bifida, not multiple sclerosis.

02:21:56.000 Yes, we already cleared that up.

02:21:57.000 Thank you very much.

02:21:59.000 This is from Alex.

02:22:00.000 Hey guys, I've sent this in before.

02:22:02.000 I know you guys have been backed up with a mailbag.

02:22:03.000 Don't want to spam you guys, but I really wanted you to get this song played as an opener to the show.

02:22:09.000 The song is called Make It All Last Night by Radmobile.

02:22:14.000 Why would I do that?

02:22:16.000 Seems pretty gay. 0.98

02:22:29.000 From New York, it's Get Off My One with Kevin Ginnis.

02:22:45.000 That sucks, dude.

02:22:47.000 The only good news is Ryan might like your music because he likes shitty music.

02:22:52.000 That wasn't bad.

02:22:54.000 SG, dress your age.

02:22:55.000 Hey, G. Doddington and Fagboy. 1.00

02:22:59.000 I was watching your How to Dress Your Age video on YouTube and wanted to know if that chick you teach how to dress properly is a model or something. 1.00

02:23:06.000 I to dress your age, Gavin.

02:23:11.000 I think I remember who this is.

02:23:13.000 I think she got Harvey Weinsteined.

02:23:25.000 Yeah, I remember her.

02:23:28.000 The thing I like about her is she's got huge buck teeth. 1.00

02:23:35.000 So she was an intern at Rooster.

02:23:41.000 And she said, hey, I want to intern for her.

02:23:44.000 And she was my intern.

02:23:45.000 She took pictures for street boners, which was what do's and don'ts is. 0.98

02:23:47.000 She said, hey, I want to work for you.

02:23:49.000 And then she sent nudes, which I thought was funny.

02:23:52.000 And I had her on the show to discuss Harvey Weinstein when that was big because he tried to molest her a bunch of times.

02:24:02.000 And I said, hey, when you worked at Rooster, you sent a nude picture, blah, blah, blah.

02:24:07.000 And she goes, fuck you, and just hangs up. 1.00

02:24:09.000 And I hadn't started recording yet.

02:24:11.000 And that's when Harvey Weinstein chicks were not talking. 1.00

02:24:14.000 It was the very beginning of the Weinstein thing.

02:24:17.000 And Chelsea Skidmore, that's her name. 0.70

02:24:20.000 And she does comedy now.

02:24:22.000 God, she's a smoker. 1.00

02:24:24.000 But don't you love her huge buck teeth? 1.00

02:24:25.000 That's when chicks are really hot, when they have something wrong with them. 1.00

02:24:30.000 Don't you know two women that were Weinstein then too?

02:24:33.000 Her and what? 0.95

02:24:35.000 Oh, wow, she's getting older.

02:24:36.000 This was a long time ago.

02:24:37.000 Not Chloe 70, right?

02:24:39.000 She's a perfect amount of imperfect.

02:24:42.000 I think she, and then, so I called her back.

02:24:44.000 I was like, please come on the show.

02:24:46.000 Just radio silence.

02:24:47.000 And then I think she contacted me like six months later and said, can you be a guest on my thing?

02:24:51.000 And I was like, fuck you.

02:24:55.000 So.

02:25:00.000 Curtis.

02:25:03.000 Again, I've got a problem.

02:25:04.000 White conservative dude, I'm super into black chicks. 1.00

02:25:06.000 That's not the problem.

02:25:07.000 The problem is that they are all liberals.

02:25:09.000 I've had three or four failed relationship attempts in the past couple years where I thought it was going well, and then they threw me to the curb because I didn't pan it to white guilt or Black Lives Matter or some leftist identitarian nonsense.

02:25:18.000 What's your advice for dating liberals? 0.98

02:25:21.000 I know your wife is a lib and it seems to be going well, but I'm getting tired of getting heartbroken by closed-minded women. 1.00

02:25:26.000 I generally don't think agreeing on politics is a prerequisite for dating, but do you think that's becoming more the case?

02:25:30.000 Thanks.

02:25:33.000 We've discussed this before, but the secret to getting liberal chicks is to lie and say good point. 1.00

02:25:41.000 Then being good at it, if you will.

02:25:46.000 And then you can slowly ease them into the truth.

02:25:50.000 The truth is like scalding hot water.

02:25:53.000 You have to boil the frog, slowly turn it up.

02:25:57.000 Like Steve says, did you hear Trump doesn't want people to get tests because it's going to make the number of cases go up?

02:26:03.000 This is how you react to that.

02:26:05.000 Really?

02:26:06.000 What an asshole.

02:26:08.000 And then maybe an hour later, you look it up.

02:26:11.000 You've already looked it up.

02:26:13.000 Oh, you know what?

02:26:14.000 I saw it said here that, no, he was saying there's more cases because they're testing more.

02:26:19.000 And there's going to be more cases the more they test.

02:26:21.000 He was going to keep testing.

02:26:22.000 I think it got jumbled up.

02:26:25.000 Yeah, and that makes us look really bad when they falsely report stuff like that.

02:26:27.000 That's why I like CNN too much because they mess up.

02:26:30.000 No, no, but we don't have an us.

02:26:31.000 He hasn't told her that he's Trump yet.

02:26:33.000 No, I know.

02:26:33.000 And then he goes, that same guy goes, oh, fuck, China was doing that, though.

02:26:38.000 They were killing people who had the disease to keep their numbers down.

02:26:41.000 In fact, something like 2.5 million cell phones just vanished from their tower systems because we can quantify that.

02:26:49.000 Isn't that weird?

02:26:53.000 Or maybe you can do little doses like, oh, I don't know if it's as simple as that.

02:26:59.000 Like when they say Trump's a white supremacist.

02:27:01.000 Maybe.

02:27:02.000 I don't know.

02:27:03.000 I don't really know what that is.

02:27:04.000 I mean, every time I hear about a white supremacist, like say Jared Taylor, he tends to say Asians have higher IQs.

02:27:09.000 So most white supremacists, when I look them up, they seem to be Asian supremacists.

02:27:14.000 I don't know.

02:27:15.000 Whatever.

02:27:17.000 And you can slowly get them.

02:27:18.000 And here's another trick.

02:27:20.000 And it's not really a trick.

02:27:21.000 I'm telling you how to slowly parse out the truth.

02:27:24.000 You say things like, open borders just make rich whites richer in Mexico and America.

02:27:34.000 Nothing wrong with that.

02:27:36.000 And throw them a bone, like that, the guy in Mississippi, bonafide hate crime.

02:27:40.000 So when they say Trayvon, you go, actually, no, he was beating the shit out of George Zimmerman.

02:27:45.000 But here is a good one.

02:27:46.000 This guy, Craig Jackson, whatever his name was, in Mississippi, that was bona fide.

02:27:51.000 And then when they bring in like, you know, Eric Garner, you can say, yeah, that one wasn't as simple, but that cop should have been able to talk him out of it.

02:27:58.000 You know what I mean?

02:28:00.000 Don't say Black Lives Matter is bullshit.

02:28:03.000 That's too true.

02:28:04.000 You want the truth?

02:28:05.000 You can't handle the truth.

02:28:06.000 But I'm talking to you here on a human level.

02:28:11.000 So essentially, don't be too honest.

02:28:15.000 She asks you if she looks fat in that dress. 1.00

02:28:17.000 Say no.

02:28:19.000 They also add that there's a funny vocal ad on Werewolves of London at this time mark.

02:28:28.000 Oh, zip. 0.53

02:28:30.000 He said zip.

02:28:31.000 We've called those, what are they called?

02:28:32.000 Song garnishes?

02:28:34.000 All right, we're done.

02:28:35.000 That was a long app, but I haven't seen you since Thursday.

02:28:38.000 Shit went down.

02:28:40.000 Things are looking very good.

02:28:41.000 America's had enough of the lockdown.

02:28:45.000 It's not just Proud Boys protesting these closures.

02:28:50.000 Wait, is the video gone?

02:28:51.000 Yeah, I'm trying to see if there's a mirror.

02:28:53.000 This is it, right?

02:28:54.000 No, it's a shark.

02:28:57.000 Well, it says shark.

02:28:58.000 Oh, there we go.

02:28:59.000 Yeah, that's it.

02:29:00.000 So I think the general consensus outside of these annoying fucking dumb bitch Karens is let's get back to work. 1.00

02:29:08.000 Old people, buy or beware. 1.00

02:29:10.000 Fat people probably shouldn't do much, but the rest of us have had enough. 1.00

02:29:14.000 And now they're pissed at the DNC.

02:29:15.000 So this has accidentally led to a redding of American states. 0.78

02:29:22.000 The Bay Area just went red.

02:29:24.000 The Bay is San Francisco.

02:29:27.000 Some people are saying that's why Elon Musk said take the red pill because he saw that pattern in Silicon Valley.

02:29:35.000 So once again, these assholes ruined it for themselves.

02:29:37.000 That dumbass Antifa editor dug his own grave.

02:29:42.000 They're being hoisted on their own petard.

02:29:46.000 But let's end with the final video.

02:29:48.000 I was talking to my eldest boy the other day, and my dad has said, kill me if I can't wipe my own ass.

02:29:54.000 That's his parameter.

02:29:56.000 And I said, no, I can get someone to wipe my ass. 0.98

02:29:59.000 Kill me if I don't know who my kids are.

02:30:01.000 If I'm so senile that I'm like, hello there, young man, what are you doing here?

02:30:06.000 Do you work here?

02:30:08.000 No, dad, it's me.

02:30:09.000 So if it ever gets to that, and so my son goes, how do you want me to kill you?

02:30:14.000 If it gets to that, how should I do it?

02:30:16.000 And I said, I want to be in a giant overground pool.

02:30:20.000 Oh, no, this is what we're going to do.

02:30:21.000 We're going to go to SeaWorld and say, we have a guy who's a shark expert.

02:30:26.000 And he, you know how you, you can, what are you laughing at?

02:30:30.000 I see where this is going.

02:30:31.000 He's a shark expert.

02:30:32.000 And you know how you can make orcas do tricks and you can stand on a dolphin or whatever?

02:30:35.000 He does this with a great white killer shark or maybe a tiger shark.

02:30:39.000 I think tigers are more aggressive than great whites.

02:30:42.000 Tiger shark.

02:30:44.000 But that's a lie.

02:30:46.000 So you sell tickets to see the great shark training.

02:30:49.000 But I'm not sure how many people you can tell this because you don't want any snitches.

02:30:51.000 But what it really is, is watch a live killing.

02:30:55.000 You can't tell SeaWorld that.

02:30:58.000 And you rent out SeaWorld for like 50 grand and you charge the tickets are like a thousand bucks.

02:31:02.000 Right?

02:31:03.000 So you'll make hundreds of thousands.

02:31:04.000 And the really expensive seats, the $1,500 seats are actually down what you're seeing in the tank.

02:31:11.000 Right?

02:31:12.000 But you can't tell SeaWorld.

02:31:15.000 It's probably illegal.

02:31:16.000 And they're going to have to clean up all the blood.

02:31:18.000 So we get the tiger shark nice and hungry, and we give me a small knife.

02:31:23.000 Nothing fancy, just like a leatherman type knife.

02:31:26.000 Not a big Ramble thing.

02:31:27.000 This long.

02:31:29.000 And it's me versus the shark.

02:31:31.000 I like it.

02:31:32.000 Now, I thought, I might get a few stabs in, maybe one eye, but he's going to rape me here. 0.64

02:31:36.000 I'll bleed to death, whatever.

02:31:39.000 But then I saw this video, and this guy seems to win.

02:31:43.000 So that's going to piss off my guest, and I'm still going to be alive.

02:31:46.000 Oh, no, I'll be a senile old man.

02:31:48.000 Yeah.

02:31:49.000 I'm going to be like, why is the fish so mad?

02:31:51.000 I probably will have forgotten about this plan.

02:31:52.000 Holy shit.

02:31:54.000 I'm going to be so senile.

02:31:55.000 You won't be able to, I won't be part of this.

02:31:57.000 Yeah, they'll have to hoist you.

02:31:59.000 So he's going to have to lie to me and say, you're a shark trainer.

02:32:03.000 I am?

02:32:05.000 I didn't know that.

02:32:06.000 Yeah, you work with sharks.

02:32:07.000 You do tricks with them.

02:32:08.000 Oh, geez.

02:32:10.000 Have I been doing that in my whole life?

02:32:11.000 Am I a marine biologist?

02:32:13.000 Yes, dad.

02:32:14.000 You get so old you're in the 40s?

02:32:16.000 What's the knife about?

02:32:18.000 Oh, one in a billion chance, just like people who work with tigers, that they get mad and they might just nip you or something.

02:32:25.000 If that happens, they've got very thick skin.

02:32:26.000 You just poke them with the knife.

02:32:28.000 Remember you always say, get fired, get eaten?

02:32:31.000 I don't know.

02:32:32.000 That tiger shock looks pretty mad.

02:32:35.000 He's your best friend, Dad.

02:32:37.000 That's Ribbons.

02:32:39.000 Okay.

02:32:40.000 Hey, Ribbons just tore off a piece of my leg. 0.71

02:32:44.000 Well, get him back, Dad.

02:32:46.000 Come on.

02:32:46.000 Is that a nickname for what he's cutting me into?

02:32:48.000 Ribbons for Pete's creeps? 0.88

02:32:50.000 Yes.

02:32:51.000 And then you get a burial at Sea World.

02:32:54.000 You know, it's like a built-in funeral.

02:32:55.000 Yeah, like Osama bin Laden.

02:32:57.000 Why are all your guests wearing black?

02:32:58.000 Yeah, why are...

02:33:06.000 And it's just like bikers, mentally ill people, fucking scary dudes with like neck tattoos that are here for the live killing. 1.00

02:33:16.000 with popcorn and a boner.

02:33:17.000 laughter laughter laughter Ha ha ha ha.

02:33:25.000 God, I'm doing the popcorn trick to myself.

02:33:28.000 Just fucking.

02:33:29.000 Whoa, what are you about at the middle, man?

02:33:30.000 What am I doing here?

02:33:31.000 Ah, there's cum on my popcorn.

02:33:35.000 But then anyway, I saw this guy, and I'm worried I might win.

02:33:39.000 I'm going to want their money back.

02:33:40.000 So he gets a swordfish.

02:33:43.000 Oh, shit.

02:33:44.000 But it's bleeding, and they can smell blood, I think, three miles away.

02:33:48.000 I can smell blood from a mile away.

02:33:51.000 So then they go, actually, we're going to take that and you.

02:33:56.000 What kind of sharks are those? 0.68

02:34:02.000 Look at this.

02:34:04.000 Oh, that's a tuna, bro.

02:34:06.000 Oh, is it a tuna?

02:34:07.000 Yeah.

02:34:07.000 He's trying to grab it and throw it onto the boat, which I think he eventually does.

02:34:11.000 But it's bleeding everywhere.

02:34:13.000 It's chum.

02:34:14.000 You basically are chumming the waters right now.

02:34:20.000 Oh, they got a bite there.

02:34:25.000 Did it get it?

02:34:26.000 Get it?

02:34:27.000 Ah, let me tell.

02:34:31.000 Yeah, it did.

02:34:34.000 And then it drops it.

02:34:36.000 Whoa, look at that.

02:34:37.000 Damn.

02:34:40.000 I would have dropped that swordfish a long fucking time.

02:34:42.000 Hey, these fucking sharks want my swordfish. 1.00

02:34:45.000 No, thank you.

02:34:47.000 Like, now you're still, before you get out of the water, you're still, even when you throw it up, you're in bloody water.

02:34:52.000 Yeah.

02:34:53.000 did you hear him scream There, he stabbed him there.

02:35:09.000 Fuck you.

02:35:11.000 Oh, shit.

02:35:12.000 Did he say fuck you?

02:35:13.000 No, I did.

02:35:14.000 Oh.

02:35:14.000 Fuck you.

02:35:16.000 That's a good stab.

02:35:17.000 I've always said that whole, I think, where they go, if a shark attacks you, you're supposed to punch it in the nose.

02:35:22.000 It disorients you.

02:35:23.000 And I'm like, try to punch anything in water.

02:35:26.000 And now see how effective of a brawler you are when you're shitting your fucking pants because the apex predator wants to rip your head off and has done so.

02:35:35.000 Hopefully the shit coming out of your ass like totally balances out the blood.

02:35:38.000 And they're like, what the fuck is this?

02:35:41.000 I'm a shark, not a monster.

02:35:48.000 Seems like you have pretty good odds against him.

02:35:49.000 Didn't just stab himself?

02:35:51.000 What was that?

02:35:52.000 Yeah, what was that?

02:35:53.000 I don't know.

02:35:54.000 Maybe he's freaking out somebody.

02:35:55.000 He's like, oh, no, that leg's trying to get me.

02:35:58.000 What's this?

02:36:00.000 No, he's stabbing the tuna.

02:36:01.000 Oh.

02:36:02.000 Stop it wriggling somewhere.

02:36:04.000 Sure didn't look like it.

02:36:09.000 Get fired.

02:36:10.000 Get in trouble.

02:36:10.000 Be brave.

02:36:11.000 And never stop fighting.

02:36:14.000 This is how it works.

02:36:16.000 You yawn until you love.

02:36:18.000 You love until you're done.

02:36:21.000 You try until you can.

02:36:23.000 You laugh until you cry.

02:36:25.000 You cry until you laugh.

02:36:28.000 And everyone must breathe until they're dying breath.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 18, 2020

S02E164 - WINNING [2020-05-18 - S02E164 - WINNING]

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