Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E165 - INVALID MODERATION [2020-05-19 - S02E165 - INVALID MODERATION]

00:00:11.000 That's just for fun.

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Canada with Coven.

00:00:23.000 One that I care about, baby.

00:00:25.000 Don't care if I sound crazy, but you never let me down.

00:00:29.000 No, no, that's why when the sun's up, I'm fading.

00:00:33.000 Still laying in your back, hanging.

00:00:35.000 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

00:00:37.000 *thud*

00:00:40.000 This shirt used to fit me.

00:00:42.000 Now, I feel like Chris Farley.

00:00:44.000 Fat guy in a small suit.

00:00:47.000 Is that what he says to crack up David Spade? 0.98

00:00:49.000 Fat guy in a little coat. 0.98

00:00:50.000 Fat guy in a little coat. 0.97

00:00:52.000 I'm not doing well.

00:00:53.000 Yesterday, you got a two and a half hour show.

00:00:55.000 That's why it was late, by the way.

00:00:56.000 It takes forever to upload and export and all that. 0.98

00:00:58.000 Today, you're not getting shit. 0.97

00:01:00.000 So don't get your hopes up. 0.99

00:01:02.000 In fact, turn it off.

00:01:04.000 This show is going to fit in your life as well as this shirt fits on me.

00:01:09.000 And I'm having an allergic meltdown.

00:01:12.000 Can you put the autofocus on?

00:01:14.000 I could if you help me.

00:01:15.000 Watch, look at my eyes. 1.00

00:01:17.000 Did you fuck a cat in here last night or something? 1.00

00:01:20.000 I'm having a serious... 1.00

00:01:22.000 Ew, look at that.

00:01:32.000 Gross.

00:01:33.000 It looks like a hot rod drive. 0.95

00:01:40.000 Did anyone hear that?

00:01:41.000 Did anyone hear?

00:01:44.000 I said it looks like a hot rod drawing because of the eyeball veins.

00:01:50.000 You get these attacks.

00:01:50.000 It's weird.

00:01:51.000 You can feel them coming.

00:01:52.000 Your eyes get a little itchy and you go, uh-oh, here it comes.

00:01:55.000 And it lasts about half an hour.

00:01:57.000 You feel it peak, and now I feel it going down.

00:02:00.000 It actually looks worse as it's going down, but it usually involves cats.

00:02:05.000 I'm such a sexist, I'm allergic to cats.

00:02:08.000 I looked up the clip of cats.

00:02:12.000 That's not interesting.

00:02:13.000 So that song you just heard was stuck with you.

00:02:17.000 I just was curious because, oh my god, I look bizarre.

00:02:23.000 Ryan Secrets had a stroke on America's Got Talent, and he looks exactly like this.

00:02:31.000 One eye shut, meltdown.

00:02:36.000 Apparently he didn't have a stroke.

00:02:39.000 I know, Ryan. 1.00

00:02:40.000 Fuck off. 1.00

00:02:42.000 Fake news. 1.00

00:02:44.000 But show the clip, you retard. 1.00

00:02:46.000 Don't debunk it. 0.99

00:02:47.000 Yeah, I'm...

00:02:52.000 Maybe because I'm duck, duck, going.

00:02:55.000 There's a picture of him right there.

00:02:56.000 Fans worried when Ryan Seacrest has a stroke during...

00:03:06.000 Oh, my God.

00:03:08.000 I wonder what it was.

00:03:09.000 I had a Gatorade.

00:03:11.000 Am I allergic to Gatorade?

00:03:13.000 What flavor?

00:03:15.000 I've had orange before.

00:03:15.000 Orange.

00:03:17.000 I don't know.

00:03:18.000 I don't like orange, so I blame it on orange.

00:03:22.000 This video's not popping.

00:03:23.000 Oh, there we go.

00:03:27.000 We are the world again.

00:03:29.000 35 years since the original hit song. 0.99

00:03:32.000 This is a fucking waste of time. 0.99

00:03:33.000 It's pissing me off. 1.00

00:03:34.000 Look at him sitting there.

00:03:36.000 The 45 year old TV personality had suffered a stroke on live TV.

00:03:40.000 You can catch her playing Aretha Franklin on the national.

00:03:43.000 He had Orange Gatorade too.

00:03:46.000 Social media exploded with concern.

00:03:49.000 Social media exploded with concern.

00:03:52.000 Can you imagine your life was celebrity reporting?

00:03:57.000 I mean, I guess mine is, in a sense.

00:03:59.000 But I just, I can't, I don't understand that.

00:04:02.000 Like, I know a guy who's a sports columnist, and he has his, it's mostly baseball, but sometimes football.

00:04:09.000 And that's his life.

00:04:10.000 Like, he doesn't care about President Trump or anything like that.

00:04:13.000 It's just like, well, Sespidus play again.

00:04:16.000 I'm not judging him.

00:04:17.000 I just think that's... 0.99

00:04:21.000 But like giving a shit about celebrities and caring that Ryan Secret's eye was half shut for maybe three seconds. 1.00

00:04:31.000 I don't fucking care if you die, Ryan Secrets. 1.00

00:04:34.000 Die on TV. 1.00

00:04:35.000 I'll watch.

00:04:36.000 I'll watch and I'll be doing something else at the same time. 0.82

00:04:38.000 I'll be on my phone, looking at Instagram, and I'll solely casually watch you die. 1.00

00:04:44.000 It's like when these dumb bitches cry when like Brad Pitt gets married. 1.00

00:04:49.000 He wasn't going to fuck you. 1.00

00:04:51.000 Even my wife, she was devastated when Prince died. 1.00

00:04:55.000 I go, his last 10 albums were garbage. 0.84

00:04:58.000 You're going to miss Prince and the new power generation? 1.00

00:05:00.000 He has not a good album since fucking Purple Rain. 0.98

00:05:06.000 Anyway, that's the number one song in the country. 0.97

00:05:09.000 And, you know, we have celebrities like Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber because they're attractive.

00:05:14.000 And we don't really care about the music.

00:05:16.000 Now that videos are big, we want to see attractive people sing because singing is easy, right?

00:05:20.000 James Corden can do it.

00:05:22.000 That's why the Cats Musical didn't have to find singers. 0.96

00:05:26.000 They just looked for celebrities. 0.95

00:05:27.000 Anyway, Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber made a video for this song and it's full of ugly people and ugly children. 1.00

00:05:36.000 Wait, go back to the beginning. 0.96

00:05:37.000 You're not going to believe how short Michael Bouble's legs are.

00:05:41.000 He should not have his bare legs.

00:05:44.000 First of all, you shouldn't let your wife piggyback you frontwards, but you should never have your bare legs made public if you're if they're the look, look there. 0.98

00:05:54.000 Oh, wow. 0.82

00:05:55.000 His legs are tiny. 1.00

00:05:56.000 What a loser. 1.00

00:05:59.000 He's like baby legs. 1.00

00:06:01.000 Yeah.

00:06:02.000 And why is he his wife picking him up like that?

00:06:02.000 Ew.

00:06:06.000 That's cuckish. 0.95

00:06:07.000 That's cuckish, man. 0.99

00:06:08.000 Don't let your wife pick you up, and if you have little legs like that, Remember in Deadpool he had his legs cut off? 0.98

00:06:18.000 And then he had baby legs. 1.00

00:06:22.000 Well, at least you already have a chick, so you don't have to worry about the fact that no one wants to fuck you because you have little legs. 1.00

00:06:29.000 His legs are smaller Than Ryan's, but look at all the unattractive people. 1.00

00:06:36.000 Like, it's just offensive.

00:06:37.000 I'm like a seven when you factor everything in, and I'm in your living room.

00:06:42.000 I would never subject you to like a five.

00:06:45.000 These people are in our living rooms now because this is the number one video.

00:06:48.000 Don't put uglies in my room.

00:06:53.000 You subject people to fives every time I switch my camera on. 0.98

00:06:58.000 I don't like that she's so sexualized. 0.98

00:07:00.000 It disturbs me.

00:07:01.000 Maybe it's because I have a teenage daughter, but I like that Billie Eilish just wears sweatsuits and stuff. 1.00

00:07:06.000 You know, Louis Vuitton tracksuits.

00:07:08.000 This like thigh-high boots on a girl who we know from Disney being a kid. 0.96

00:07:14.000 So you're taking someone I know as a kid, like Shirley Temple. 0.96

00:07:17.000 Imagine Shirley Temple had a comeback and she was dressed like a prostitute. 1.00

00:07:22.000 You'd go, aha, wait, you're the little cute girl. 1.00

00:07:25.000 They made Billie Eilish take her shirt off in a concert. 0.97

00:07:29.000 What?

00:07:30.000 And everybody was screaming.

00:07:31.000 They're like, yay!

00:07:32.000 They just can't wait for her to just take clothes off. 1.00

00:07:35.000 It's gross.

00:07:36.000 Really weird. 0.99

00:07:38.000 So did she show her tits? 1.00

00:07:39.000 She didn't show her tits. 1.00

00:07:40.000 She took her shirt off. 0.99

00:07:41.000 She was in a sports bra.

00:07:42.000 And like she did it in this take shirt off.

00:07:46.000 How do you know that?

00:07:47.000 I was just making fun of people who care about celebrities.

00:07:50.000 You know about little girl celebrities.

00:07:52.000 When did this come across your feed when you were reading Tiger Beat magazine?

00:07:55.000 You just referenced her.

00:07:57.000 Yeah, because she looks like my daughter.

00:08:05.000 So yeah, she put like this video behind her in a concert.

00:08:11.000 You're really good at researching, Ryan.

00:08:12.000 Thanks for showing us this.

00:08:13.000 And she took her shirt out.

00:08:14.000 Everybody's like, woohoo.

00:08:16.000 You just breezed by an image that said Billie Eilish takes off her shirt.

00:08:22.000 You are.

00:08:23.000 I'm looking at the pictures.

00:08:26.000 Not the words.

00:08:27.000 That's not how you research things.

00:08:30.000 To protest body shaming.

00:08:33.000 She protested body shaming with her perfect body? 0.99

00:08:38.000 No one shames someone who is a slim teenage girl.

00:08:45.000 Anyway, the reason I played that is because, of all people, Takashi69 has a scoop.

00:08:54.000 Don't trust journalists.

00:09:01.000 He totally blew up the Trayvon Martin myth.

00:09:04.000 The DA didn't.

00:09:06.000 The detectives didn't.

00:09:07.000 The media didn't.

00:09:08.000 They all failed miserably.

00:09:10.000 I think we're going to get them on the show tomorrow.

00:09:13.000 So you're not going to get good information from the establishment.

00:09:17.000 You're going to get good information from weirdo freak gang members like Takashi69.

00:09:23.000 Check out what he's got to say.

00:09:25.000 So listen, I want the world to know that Billboard is a lie.

00:09:29.000 You can buy number ones on Billboard.

00:09:32.000 I want that to register in your head.

00:09:34.000 You can buy number ones on Billboard.

00:09:38.000 Now let me tell you what happened.

00:09:40.000 We was having an ongoing investigation just now. 0.99

00:09:43.000 Silvio from Billboard, right, this like Pi Pop shit. 1.00

00:09:46.000 He's got a do-rag on his head. 0.99

00:09:47.000 This is the thing now.

00:09:48.000 You wear a do-rag, and then you take the flappy part and you just plop it on top. 0.99

00:09:52.000 So it looks like a fucking shower. 0.99

00:09:56.000 What do you call those? 1.00

00:09:58.000 Shower cap.

00:09:58.000 A shower.

00:09:59.000 Shower cap.

00:10:01.000 Everything.

00:10:03.000 Last Thursday, Ariana was stuck with you, submitted 60,000 units last second.

00:10:10.000 With the investigation, we found this.

00:10:13.000 They purchased half of those things with six credit cards.

00:10:17.000 You should get them a show.

00:10:19.000 When we asked where was those six credit cards went to, Billboard said we can't disclose that information.

00:10:25.000 Okay, so he goes on and on and on. 0.94

00:10:26.000 He's obviously an imbecile, but that's just kind of interesting that Ariana Grande, that song that you just heard, shipped 60,000 units in one day, and it was six credit cards. 0.98

00:10:36.000 So each of them, I assume, bought like 10,000. 0.99

00:10:38.000 And that's what pushed it to number one.

00:10:40.000 His song, Gooba, is number three in the charts.

00:10:45.000 And you know who's number two in the charts?

00:10:46.000 Doja Cat.

00:10:47.000 That woman who did that song about how she's a cow and you should milk her. 0.99

00:10:54.000 Little girls run the economy. 1.00

00:10:55.000 Remember Bill Hicks?

00:10:57.000 He said, when did we start listening to babysitters?

00:11:00.000 Because they are spending all the money.

00:11:02.000 Kylie Jenner is a billionaire because the little girl dollar is the biggest dollar around. 1.00

00:11:08.000 If you want to get rich, go stupid girl. 1.00

00:11:11.000 Like Vice. 1.00

00:11:12.000 After I left, what did they do?

00:11:15.000 God, what was the headline I saw the other day?

00:11:17.000 I think it was on the censored Reddit.

00:11:20.000 It was like, homeless ketamine dealer who's trans empowers herself through homelessness.

00:11:33.000 It was like the kind of thing that a 13-year-old girl wants to read and it makes her feel woke.

00:11:39.000 And JoJo Siwa is like, she runs the whole world too.

00:11:42.000 You know, there's big controversy that she took her bow off. 0.93

00:11:47.000 JoJo Siwa.

00:11:48.000 Oh, yeah, my daughter was here for Halloween.

00:11:50.000 And I didn't, I'm so out of touch, I couldn't tell if she was being sarcastic or not.

00:11:54.000 She was being sarcastic.

00:11:55.000 Anyway, so the Daily Mail is freaking out about this.

00:12:00.000 Because this was a huge thing in the 80s, pay to play, where these record label executives would go to radio stations and they would just pay the DJs to play a song and they would just make hits.

00:12:11.000 Because a lot of music you can be forced into.

00:12:14.000 And if you hear fucking, what is it, like pass the Duchy Pony left-hand side 900 times, all of a sudden it's in your head and now it's a hit. 0.97

00:12:24.000 That's all you need. 0.99

00:12:25.000 So if you go to 1-2, please.

00:12:31.000 Billboard explains how Hot 100 chart is calculated following controversy involving Takashi 6-9, Ariana Grande, and Justin Bieber.

00:12:38.000 So their defense is, no, no, no, no.

00:12:40.000 We know his numbers are higher on YouTube, but those are international numbers.

00:12:46.000 The Hot 100 is only America.

00:12:49.000 So when you take out the global numbers, Takashi is actually third and Justin and Ariana are higher.

00:12:56.000 I don't believe you.

00:12:58.000 A, I don't know.

00:12:59.000 I don't believe that YouTube gives you these regional numbers.

00:13:03.000 And I don't believe that Takashi 6.9 is huge in China. 0.99

00:13:07.000 So that's a fucking lie. 0.98

00:13:09.000 And secondly, that wasn't really his accusation. 0.99

00:13:12.000 His accusation was that Ariana's numbers are fake and six credit cards.

00:13:18.000 Actually, in a way, Billboard isn't guilty.

00:13:22.000 Billboard is just tracking the popularity of something.

00:13:25.000 And if Ariana Grande's record label bought 60,000 units, then it's the record label who cheated. 0.95

00:13:32.000 You know, when I was living in Montreal, before we did Voice in Montreal, there was these two magazines, competing magazines like Village Voice type things.

00:13:39.000 And there was The Hour and the Montreal Mirror.

00:13:43.000 And they both were hovering around 100,000.

00:13:46.000 But Montreal's not big enough to take two papers that have 100,000. 0.97

00:13:50.000 So they would just become garbage.

00:13:51.000 So what they would do is they would print 100,000 or 110,000.

00:13:56.000 And then the truck would go from the printers to the recycling plant and dump them into the recycling.

00:14:01.000 Like 20,000 newspapers would just go straight from the plant to the recycling. 0.99

00:14:07.000 And we thought that was stupid. 0.99

00:14:08.000 So what we did was we lied. 0.98

00:14:11.000 We said, we can't, we're not a, we're a private company, you can't audit us.

00:14:14.000 And we print 200,000.

00:14:19.000 That's what you do.

00:14:23.000 He got relocated, the 6ix9ine, too. 1.00

00:14:26.000 What do you mean?

00:14:27.000 He's subscribed.

00:14:28.000 It takes two seconds.

00:14:29.000 People saw his crazy cars outside.

00:14:32.000 Then this girl noticed him outside on the balcony.

00:14:35.000 Yeah, he's not his feet, is he?

00:14:41.000 He was wearing like some bright jumpsuit.

00:14:44.000 He's not the best guy for the witness protection program, is he?

00:14:49.000 But that's what.

00:14:51.000 Look how much work he got done just being inside, not getting into trouble.

00:14:54.000 Yeah, he's got his ankle bracelet on that other video.

00:14:58.000 You could see it under his little jogger.

00:15:00.000 Let's hear his song, Gooba.

00:15:01.000 Sure.

00:15:02.000 Yeah, look at his ankle bracelet.

00:15:04.000 You could see it right there.

00:15:06.000 Oh, yeah.

00:15:07.000 Gooba. 1.00

00:15:11.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:15:14.000 While we wait for Ryan to pull that up, I won't go to the next subject. 1.00

00:15:19.000 I look disgusting. 0.93

00:15:29.000 I like it. 0.94

00:15:29.000 It's better than that opening song, the number one song in America. 0.94

00:15:33.000 It's kind of punk. 1.00

00:15:41.000 Get a fucking dog off of Takashi 6ix9ine. 1.00

00:15:44.000 It's one thing to have a dog. 1.00

00:15:46.000 And eat shit. 1.00

00:15:48.000 You're having that dog lick your face, Takashi. 1.00

00:15:51.000 Jesus Christ, I hope you get whack, you fucking snitch. 1.00

00:15:57.000 By the way, I went to a bar yesterday. 1.00

00:16:00.000 And I had two bars where I knew the owners that I would go to in the city.

00:16:06.000 And so I'd bring my tool bag in my car.

00:16:09.000 And then after the show, I would go to the bar.

00:16:12.000 They'd see me outside.

00:16:14.000 And I would drop my tool bag on the bar and then have my pint behind it. 0.98

00:16:18.000 The one bar I used to do that at had to stop because fucking Karens were coming up to the window and peering in like this. 1.00

00:16:27.000 What are you doing? 1.00

00:16:29.000 Like, why are you such a nosy bitch? 1.00

00:16:30.000 My buddy Robbie sent me an email just a second ago saying, I think it's because they're on testosterone because menopause is a drastic drop in testosterone. 0.99

00:16:40.000 So what they do is they start, they get it as a supplement for their own health to rebalance it. 0.98

00:16:45.000 And so you have these fucking pumped Karens. 1.00

00:16:48.000 But why are you looking in our window, you bitch? 1.00

00:16:51.000 I understand if you see a crime on the street. 1.00

00:16:52.000 Oh, someone's littering.

00:16:54.000 That's annoying, but whatever.

00:16:55.000 You're seeing a crime.

00:16:57.000 But now you're looking for a crime.

00:16:58.000 So he said, I can't do this anymore, dude.

00:17:00.000 It's a $20,000 fine.

00:17:02.000 We're not doing it.

00:17:04.000 All right.

00:17:04.000 So then I go to my other bar and he is doing it again with my tool bag.

00:17:08.000 But now I can't sit at the bar anymore because that can be seen by the windows.

00:17:13.000 So I have to sit in a corner with my buddy who's like two tables away and I have to put a chair on the table to hide my pint. 0.95

00:17:24.000 Like, I'm not a fag. 0.82

00:17:25.000 I'm not doing anything gross. 1.00

00:17:27.000 Why do I have to hide like George Michael getting a blowjob behind a bush at a public park? 0.95

00:17:33.000 Can't they cover the windows, but like up for innovation or whatever? 0.96

00:17:36.000 Yeah, but even that.

00:17:38.000 I'm realizing how crucial bar culture is.

00:17:41.000 It's not just sitting and getting a pint.

00:17:44.000 It's going into the nothing box, as Adderall Packy says. 1.00

00:17:50.000 You sit there, you talk with other men, you say funny shit. 1.00

00:17:55.000 I heard a great story the other day at a bar about this woman, this ugly woman who goes in there sometimes. 1.00

00:18:01.000 She's a one. 0.95

00:18:03.000 And she got duped by a Ukrainian man.

00:18:08.000 Did you know this was a thing? 0.99

00:18:09.000 It's not just women seducing loser men in America. 1.00

00:18:13.000 Men are seducing loser women. 1.00

00:18:15.000 And she'd borrowed thousands of dollars. 1.00

00:18:17.000 I think she sent him 10 grand.

00:18:20.000 And she was borrowing it from guys in the bar.

00:18:22.000 And the guys found out later, like, wait a minute, what did you borrow that thousand dollars for? 0.99

00:18:27.000 To send to a fucking man in Ukraine? 1.00

00:18:29.000 Are you out of your mind? 1.00

00:18:30.000 I thought you needed it for like your daughter's graduation or some shit. 1.00

00:18:34.000 I'm not loaning you any more fucking money, you retard. 1.00

00:18:37.000 And she goes, no, it's coming. 1.00

00:18:39.000 I shaved my pussy. 1.00

00:18:41.000 And as he was telling the story, he goes, oh my God, just saying that, I got the hairs rising on my arm. 1.00

00:18:46.000 I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

00:18:48.000 That's how hideous she is. 1.00

00:18:49.000 She looks like she was just hit in the face with a frying pan. 0.95

00:18:52.000 Anyway, those are fun stories.

00:18:54.000 I'm laughing my head off.

00:18:55.000 That's really interesting, too.

00:18:56.000 I had no idea this was a phenomenon.

00:18:58.000 I can't believe women would fall for this.

00:19:02.000 But when you're doing it hiding, it's like sub-prohibition.

00:19:06.000 Prohibition, you have the sh, and you say the password is boogaloo.

00:19:12.000 Opens the door.

00:19:13.000 Now you're good.

00:19:14.000 Now the door, there's an iron door there.

00:19:16.000 They would drink out of teacups.

00:19:18.000 Okay, that's a little humiliating, but you're still like partying, dancing at a speakeasy.

00:19:23.000 This, I'm just, I'm cloaked in shame.

00:19:26.000 Bars aren't about shame.

00:19:27.000 Bars are about no holds barred.

00:19:30.000 It's about I can finally be myself.

00:19:32.000 I can, if women are there, they're the kind of women who can take a joke. 1.00

00:19:35.000 I can be myself.

00:19:36.000 It's why the Proud Boys exist.

00:19:37.000 It's why men's clubs exist. 0.99

00:19:39.000 It's why the Knights of Columbus exists.

00:19:40.000 It's why the Elks Lodge exists.

00:19:42.000 Because men need a place. 1.00

00:19:44.000 And this used to be true in barbershops, but fucking Karens have infiltrated it as they sit there watching their son get a fucking haircut. 1.00

00:19:52.000 Yeah, that looks good. 1.00

00:19:54.000 A little more off the top, do you think? 1.00

00:19:56.000 Bitch, get out of here. 1.00

00:19:57.000 Get out of here. 1.00

00:19:58.000 You don't belong in here.

00:19:59.000 And that boy is 15 years old. 1.00

00:20:02.000 Why are you monitoring his fucking hair? 0.99

00:20:04.000 Did you know one time I was at the beach in my neighborhood and I overheard these moms talking about so Barbara's son finally cut his hair. 1.00

00:20:14.000 Oh, really?

00:20:15.000 Is that Craig?

00:20:16.000 No, Will.

00:20:17.000 Will cut his hair.

00:20:18.000 It looks really good.

00:20:20.000 I almost went over and just took out my handgun and just went, hey, ladies, I just couldn't help but overhear your conversation. 0.99

00:20:30.000 Talking about another person's son's fucking hair? 1.00

00:20:36.000 This sounds very gay. 1.00

00:20:37.000 No, it doesn't. 0.99

00:20:38.000 It sounds inane.

00:20:41.000 I don't think it's testosterone, dude.

00:20:43.000 I think it's boredom.

00:20:44.000 The au pair does all the driving.

00:20:47.000 The nanny does all the loving.

00:20:49.000 The maid does all the cooking and cleaning.

00:20:50.000 You got nothing to do.

00:20:52.000 So you start mothering me.

00:20:57.000 Anyway, yeah, it's kind of, it's feeling very Soviet Union.

00:21:01.000 Again, just to break our...

00:21:08.000 No, no, we already started it.

00:21:10.000 Let's, um...

00:21:15.000 Oh, yeah, look at 2-3. 1.00

00:21:18.000 This story almost made me cry like a little bitch. 1.00

00:21:28.000 We are and we're only here for everybody's safety today. 0.99

00:21:32.000 We plan for the worst, hope for the best, and it seems like that's what we have out here today.

00:21:37.000 Normally, you are all in violation of the executive order.

00:21:42.000 On that note, on that note, have a good day.

00:21:46.000 everybody be safe.

00:21:47.000 This is how cops earn that It is moving.

00:22:00.000 And as you will read in my book, Death of Cool, during the blackout in 2004, we were dancing.

00:22:05.000 I was nude.

00:22:06.000 Me and this other guy took our clothes off because they broke open a fountain, a water hydrant, fire hydrant.

00:22:11.000 Don't have a fountain. 1.00

00:22:13.000 And, oh, you fucked up. 1.00

00:22:15.000 And so we jumped in front of it and everyone started chanting, no more naked dudes, no more naked dudes. 1.00

00:22:24.000 And then as for another laugh, I thought, I'm going to moon the jet stream, which is exactly the same as having Mike Tyson punch you in the nuts from behind. 0.99

00:22:34.000 It was one of the dumbest things ever done. 0.98

00:22:36.000 I had to sit down for 40 minutes just going, oh, uh-oh. 1.00

00:22:40.000 Maybe it's why most of my kids are retarded. 1.00

00:22:44.000 But a cop pulls up and we're drinking on the street and partying and the bar is giving out free booze. 0.98

00:22:51.000 And it's illegal, I guess.

00:22:53.000 And he stops and he has the loudspeaker and he goes, announcement, or something like that.

00:23:02.000 I can't remember how he begins it. 0.99

00:23:04.000 And we all go, oh, fuck. 1.00

00:23:05.000 We're hiding our bottles behind our backs. 1.00

00:23:06.000 And he goes, start spreading the news.

00:23:11.000 And everyone goes, yeah.

00:23:13.000 And then they drive off.

00:23:15.000 So that looked like one of those moments, really inspiring moment.

00:23:18.000 And it's cops being human beings, not serving someone's, not imposing tyrannical orders like we saw in Virginia, where the governor said, I'm going to take all your guns.

00:23:28.000 And the cops said, we're not doing that.

00:23:30.000 We're here to uphold the law.

00:23:31.000 And that includes the Constitution.

00:23:33.000 So if you start changing laws and violating the Constitution, that's not my job anymore.

00:23:38.000 That's not what I signed up for.

00:23:41.000 So that looks good, right?

00:23:42.000 Injection of optimism.

00:23:44.000 Reality check.

00:23:47.000 Hey, they did the same thing with the whole, we're going to take your guns away in Virginia, and they were like, we'll defend people.

00:23:53.000 Ryan, I just said that.

00:23:55.000 No, you didn't.

00:23:56.000 Just now?

00:23:57.000 Yes. 1.00

00:23:59.000 You hopeless fucking retard. 1.00

00:24:02.000 You're just repeating a story I said 20 seconds ago. 1.00

00:24:08.000 The Malician Virginia. 0.55

00:24:10.000 Oh, okay.

00:24:14.000 What? 0.96

00:24:15.000 Shut your mouth unless you have something important to contribute and listen to the show that you're on. 0.86

00:24:20.000 I'm also pulling things up. 0.98

00:24:21.000 You're not watching the show.

00:24:22.000 You're on the show.

00:24:24.000 Yeah, I'm pulling up the show.

00:24:24.000 Yeah.

00:24:26.000 Anyway, shut up. 0.97

00:24:28.000 A New Jersey gym reopened Monday in violation of Governor Phil Murphy's stay-at-home regulations, an offense that landed both owners a summons. 0.96

00:24:35.000 What?

00:24:36.000 But I just saw them leave.

00:24:38.000 The ticket for a disorderly person's defense was issued to Atlas gym owner Ian Smith, blah, blah, after they reopened Monday and began taking customers social distancing.

00:24:47.000 Their act of defiance drew a cheering crowd of supporters, but even with precautions, jersey gyms are not allowed to be open, blah blah.

00:24:55.000 They said that must come from the governor.

00:24:57.000 Here's the clincher.

00:24:58.000 Hours earlier, the owners thought they were in the clear.

00:25:02.000 Two masked Bel Mar police officers had arrived shortly after 10 a.m. and asked to speak with Smith.

00:25:07.000 They said, on that note, everybody have a good day, leaving the impression the gym would be left alone. 0.99

00:25:13.000 That's when I say fuck the police's boss, because these guys did that admirable thing. 1.00

00:25:19.000 Remember the dude last week who got fired for saying we need to calm down and stop busting people for stupid shit? 1.00

00:25:27.000 So these cops went back to the station and their superiors said, what? 1.00

00:25:31.000 You didn't give them a fine? 0.99

00:25:33.000 Go back there and give them a fucking fine or you're fired. 1.00

00:25:35.000 And they went with their tails between their legs. 0.99

00:25:39.000 Cops arrived later with the summons from Camden County officials.

00:25:43.000 Murphy said they were out of compliance and that's not going to be tolerated.

00:25:48.000 Get fired.

00:25:49.000 I'm not going to end the show, don't worry.

00:25:51.000 Get in trouble, cops.

00:25:54.000 Like, that's not, you're not a man, I'm sorry.

00:25:56.000 If you say, on that note, everybody have a good day.

00:25:59.000 And then you come Back later and go, my boss said I have to give you a thumbs.

00:26:04.000 I was bad.

00:26:05.000 You're not a man of your word.

00:26:07.000 Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. 1.00

00:26:10.000 Fucking pussy. 1.00

00:26:15.000 I saw this Blago doc last night. 1.00

00:26:19.000 What's his name?

00:26:20.000 Rod Blagovich.

00:26:21.000 The series is called Trial by Media.

00:26:25.000 And it's produced by George Clooney.

00:26:26.000 So of course it's left-wing.

00:26:28.000 But Blago was Dem. 0.75

00:26:31.000 So they give him a fair shake.

00:26:33.000 And I was just watching it going, I'm so disgusted by our justice system.

00:26:38.000 The Trayvon thing is on my mind a lot. 0.89

00:26:39.000 And, you know, there's a thing with black jurors where they go, I'm not sending another black man to jail. 0.76

00:26:46.000 And you know what's ironic with Proud Boys, we almost had a black juror say, I'm not sending him to jail because she saw and was shocked to see John Kinsman's black wife. 0.63

00:26:56.000 But she had a funeral to get to, so she left the jury. 0.99

00:27:02.000 So we had 11 millennial juries, women, and people who thought that John and Max were racist, and that's why they threw them in jail for four fucking years. 0.98

00:27:12.000 And I think Blagovich pissed off his father-in-law. 0.99

00:27:14.000 His father-in-law is powerful.

00:27:15.000 So he said, get him, get him on something.

00:27:17.000 And he got 15 years for trying to sell Obama's Senate seat, which he never actually did. 0.98

00:27:24.000 He was just talking trash.

00:27:26.000 He goes, that thing's worth a lot. 0.97

00:27:27.000 Someone offered me a million bucks for it the other day.

00:27:30.000 I'm not just giving this thing away. 1.00

00:27:32.000 This is him shooting the shit on the phone. 1.00

00:27:34.000 Politics is usual. 1.00

00:27:36.000 And this is what everyone does.

00:27:38.000 Like the Dems only gets Supreme Court justices who are pro-abortion.

00:27:44.000 The GOP will never have a pro-choice Supreme Court judge.

00:27:47.000 That's how politics works.

00:27:49.000 That's all he was doing. 1.00

00:27:50.000 You take him away from his family for 15 fucking years? 1.00

00:27:56.000 Wow. 1.00

00:27:58.000 Now, Trump pardoned him after eight. 0.98

00:28:01.000 And he pardoned a damn, which is cool. 0.96

00:28:03.000 But it's a pretty well done doc. 0.96

00:28:06.000 You should check it out. 0.98

00:28:08.000 Also, in this sort of brick-a-brack bag of tricks, Jim Kerry still sucks. 0.99

00:28:14.000 Here he is wishing the president dies. 0.99

00:28:17.000 Obama game.

00:28:19.000 It's been going on for a long time.

00:28:20.000 It's been going on from before I even got elected, and it's a disgrace that it happened.

00:28:26.000 And if you look at what's gone on, and if you look at now all of this information that's being released, and from our country.

00:28:37.000 It's funny because the corona thing is largely a myth.

00:28:41.000 So he's falling for his own propaganda.

00:28:46.000 I told you Jim Carrey was one of the worst people alive, didn't I? 0.95

00:28:50.000 He gave his girlfriend STDs and then dumped her and she killed herself.

00:28:57.000 He terrorized the kids on the set of unfortunate events.

00:29:04.000 Series of unfortunate events.

00:29:08.000 And then, of course, this clip that we showed you a couple weeks ago where a fan sits down to get a haircut from him and he shaves her head, bald.

00:29:18.000 Oh, thanks.

00:29:21.000 Okay.

00:29:21.000 Oh, you did?

00:29:24.000 Well, we'll make sure you get a good seat.

00:29:26.000 Autograph? 0.97

00:29:29.000 He's such a piece of poo-poo. 1.00

00:29:35.000 And I meant to get to this story yesterday. 0.99

00:29:38.000 I can't look at him anymore.

00:29:41.000 This guy was murdered.

00:29:42.000 He's a pro-refugee dude.

00:29:44.000 This is 1.6. 1.00

00:29:46.000 You're showing your fucking notes. 1.00

00:29:49.000 Pro-refugee activist murdered by a migrant he was sleeping with. 1.00

00:29:52.000 Now, here's some prejudice that I think is accurate. 1.00

00:29:56.000 I say if a man is murdered by a 20-year-old female refugee, he was raping her. 0.98

00:30:02.000 If a woman is killed by a young refugee, he's a rapist who killed her. 0.93

00:30:08.000 Is that xenophobic? 0.95

00:30:10.000 Is that prejudiced or post-judiced?

00:30:14.000 Why are you scrolling so annoyingly?

00:30:20.000 That's just French. 0.89

00:30:23.000 But go back to the top.

00:30:25.000 No, the top where I can read.

00:30:27.000 A pro-refugee activist in France was found dead in his home after being murdered by the same 20-year-old Afghan migrant he had been sleeping with.

00:30:34.000 Thank heaven for little girls. 1.00

00:30:37.000 He was the head of a group called Interrance, Internance, that helps vulnerable migrants and then fucks them in the ass. 0.99

00:30:46.000 The activist also personally allowed some of the migrants to stay at his home. 0.99

00:30:50.000 How sweet of him.

00:30:52.000 Anyway, I don't know why I brought up that story.

00:30:54.000 It just made me laugh.

00:30:55.000 But I was thinking the other day, I was right about Jim Carrey, right? 1.00

00:31:01.000 I told you it was a piece of shit and we just keep getting more and more evidence. 1.00

00:31:04.000 I knew Trump was going to get elected. 1.00

00:31:05.000 I was backing him way back on Red Eye when everyone was laughing at me.

00:31:09.000 Ann Coulter and I were the only ones supporting him. 0.99

00:31:11.000 I told you Juicy Smollet was bullshit the second it happened. 1.00

00:31:14.000 I knew Trayvon was bullshit. 1.00

00:31:16.000 The swing state thing turned out to be verified by Joel Gilbert. 1.00

00:31:21.000 I knew the COVID thing was bullshit. 0.99

00:31:24.000 Remember? 1.00

00:31:24.000 Everyone was saying, well, you must feel stupid now when I said, I'm going to go start going back to work. 1.00

00:31:29.000 We've been back in the city, back at work for weeks now. 1.00

00:31:33.000 And we're realizing that it's all bullshit. 1.00

00:31:36.000 And I knew armed robbery was bullshit. 1.00

00:31:41.000 Here's a, he was not jogging. 0.99

00:31:43.000 You don't go jogging with the hammer.

00:31:45.000 He was not exploring construction. 0.99

00:31:48.000 I think my new theory is that, yes, he's a criminal and a gangster, but I think he's like retard level low IQ. 1.00

00:31:56.000 And maybe, well, like there's levels of schizophrenia where you can't tell if the person is retarded or nuts because it's kind of the same. 0.98

00:32:05.000 But look at him here.

00:32:06.000 This is two years ago.

00:32:08.000 It's probably 85 degrees.

00:32:10.000 He's got a jacket on and he's in his car, which is in the middle of a field.

00:32:17.000 And he's practicing rap.

00:32:19.000 That's his side of the story.

00:32:21.000 Just don't reach the car, man.

00:32:26.000 Down.

00:32:27.000 Warning down.

00:32:28.000 Stay on the ground, okay?

00:32:28.000 Stay on the ground.

00:32:29.000 Bye.

00:32:30.000 Bye.

00:32:36.000 So, this is the Guardian.

00:32:38.000 They're very left-wing.

00:32:39.000 I'm wondering how they will be framing this.

00:32:41.000 Just wrap it, wrap it in the pod.

00:32:43.000 Gotcha.

00:32:44.000 You got an ID on your men?

00:32:46.000 ID.

00:32:53.000 Just looking at construction, wrapping in the park.

00:32:56.000 I don't think so.

00:32:57.000 With my jacket on me.

00:32:58.000 You know, they say schizophrenics have trouble gauging temperature. 1.00

00:33:02.000 You want to know why I'm fucking with you? 1.00

00:33:04.000 Get your hand in your pocket. 1.00

00:33:05.000 I ain't got shit on me. 1.00

00:33:06.000 What the fuck you fucking with me for? 1.00

00:33:08.000 I'll tell you why I'm here, man. 1.00

00:33:09.000 I'll tell you why I'm here.

00:33:10.000 Because this area is known for drug activity.

00:33:12.000 Drug? 0.99

00:33:12.000 How the fuck am I drugging when I work at Blue Beach? 0.99

00:33:14.000 Back up. 1.00

00:33:15.000 Check my shit. 0.99

00:33:15.000 Back up. 0.99

00:33:16.000 The fuck you talking about? 1.00

00:33:17.000 You want to back up? 1.00

00:33:18.000 Check my motherfucking shit. 1.00

00:33:20.000 Turn around and put your hands on the car. 1.00

00:33:21.000 I'm turning around and put your hands on the car.

00:33:23.000 Turn around and put your hands on the car.

00:33:25.000 I'm checking you for weapons.

00:33:27.000 You got no need to check me, bro.

00:33:29.000 I'm not searching you.

00:33:30.000 I'm checking you for weapons.

00:33:31.000 All right, man.

00:33:32.000 You don't have any warnings?

00:33:35.000 I know, but you're coming up on me.

00:33:37.000 You make me kind of nervous.

00:33:38.000 Okay?

00:33:39.000 You bothering me for nothing.

00:33:41.000 You can't go in my car.

00:33:42.000 You don't allow me to search your car?

00:33:43.000 You can't go in my car. 1.00

00:33:47.000 Something weird going on with this fucking country and race. 1.00

00:33:49.000 It's so annoying. 1.00

00:33:51.000 I'm done with it.

00:33:52.000 That's why we got Trump in, because we're all done with it.

00:33:54.000 Saw Fred Perry had a big backlash because...

00:34:03.000 Racist Fred Perry fans are boycotting the brand for casting black models.

00:34:08.000 The British labels model lineup is seemingly too diverse for them to handle.

00:34:12.000 That's not true.

00:34:16.000 It's just obvious pandering.

00:34:18.000 They put out a thing, just show it again.

00:34:21.000 They had a tweet, and it was like four black models.

00:34:24.000 Yeah.

00:34:25.000 And 100% of them were black in a country that's like 87% white.

00:34:29.000 So you just go, all right, you're pandering.

00:34:32.000 This is getting annoying.

00:34:33.000 Like I went to Warby Parker to look for glasses and it might be different now, but 100% of the models were black.

00:34:42.000 100.

00:34:43.000 So I'm seeing my glasses on black dudes and I'm like, okay, somebody helping me picture. 0.67

00:34:48.000 Okay, look at the men's. 1.00

00:34:50.000 I wonder if they're still doing this.

00:34:57.000 Oh, they're destroying the glasses.

00:35:00.000 That's a man?

00:35:01.000 Yeah, that's sort of a man.

00:35:05.000 Let's see this guy.

00:35:06.000 How about the Percy?

00:35:07.000 Oh, that's a white guy.

00:35:08.000 Anyway. 1.00

00:35:09.000 Because Percy's a fag name. 1.00

00:35:10.000 So what people were saying was, they weren't like, how dare you have a black guy and a Fred Perry? 0.99

00:35:15.000 They were saying, this is getting tedious. 0.95

00:35:17.000 Every single model in this ad is black. 0.94

00:35:17.000 What? 0.94

00:35:20.000 Can you take it easy, please? 1.00

00:35:22.000 And as Paul Joseph Watson pointed out, if they had all black, all white models in a country that was 87% black, people would go ape shit. 0.99

00:35:33.000 Not the best choice of words there. 0.99

00:35:37.000 But, and we've seen them do this, right?

00:35:39.000 Remember that entire, I did a whole episode on black people and liberals freaking out because they cast a woman who was half white, half gypsy in, oh, I didn't even see that.

00:35:52.000 Let me finish this point.

00:35:53.000 Half white, half gypsy as a white girl. 1.00

00:35:56.000 And that was, that shut down the whole fucking town. 0.99

00:35:58.000 They had to have a three-hour town hall, which did you record that? 0.99

00:36:02.000 Yep.

00:36:02.000 Good, because I want to save that piece of gold.

00:36:05.000 So what are they saying about Proud Boys?

00:36:08.000 Well, they're down in February has condemned these fascists.

00:36:11.000 What?

00:36:12.000 Though the original skinheads denounced fascism, the group divided in the 70s as a subsection of its members swung to the far right and joined the British National Front.

00:36:22.000 A tiny subsection.

00:36:24.000 Maybe 5% of British skinheads were Nazis.

00:36:28.000 That was very late in the game, like 80s, not 70s. 0.99

00:36:32.000 And they were all nuts. 0.54

00:36:34.000 They had facial tattoos because if you had a facial tattoo in Britain, you were deemed permanently unemployable. 0.94

00:36:39.000 Takashi69 would have been doing great. 0.99

00:36:42.000 And you got welfare for the rest of your life because you're obviously nuts. 1.00

00:36:45.000 So all the skinheads, the nutty fascist ones, would have like a boot on their face or like a bird here. 1.00

00:36:50.000 Or they'd have a cross. 0.99

00:36:52.000 They'd put an iron cross right here.

00:36:53.000 And they'd say made in England. 1.00

00:36:57.000 And they were all fucked by their dads. 1.00

00:36:59.000 They were orphans. 1.00

00:37:00.000 They were gays. 0.99

00:37:01.000 They all ended up dead and in prison. 0.96

00:37:03.000 They did not define the skinhead movement by any means.

00:37:08.000 That's rewriting history.

00:37:10.000 In the time since the labels, wreath-emblazoned polo shirts have been co-opted by the far right, by the right, not just in the UK, but around the world.

00:37:18.000 Over the years, Fred Perry has condemned these fascists and their views.

00:37:21.000 In 2017, in response to footage of US-based extremist group, the Proud Boys, wearing their polos, Fred Perry chairman John Flynn told GQ a little investigation into Fred the man would reveal a lot.

00:37:33.000 Fred was the son of a working-class socialist MP who became a...

00:37:41.000 I have to care about Fred Perry, the tennis player who this clothing line is named after.

00:37:48.000 I have to care about his dad.

00:37:50.000 And people would ask me, too, they'd say, so I hear Fred Perry's denounced you guys.

00:37:56.000 Yeah, who cares?

00:37:58.000 Do I need the CEO of Levi's to like me before I put on Levi's?

00:38:05.000 You're not invited, CEO.

00:38:08.000 You're not invited to the discussion.

00:38:10.000 It's up to us what this means to us.

00:38:12.000 And this means to us working class mods who are proud of their country and wanted to clean up nice, even though they didn't have too much money. 0.90

00:38:21.000 That's it.

00:38:22.000 Blue collar, neat and tidy and patriotic.

00:38:25.000 That's what Fred Perry means to us. 0.99

00:38:26.000 And I don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:38:29.000 And that's the Canadian CEO, by the way. 0.99

00:38:31.000 They left out that minor detail.

00:38:32.000 The Canadian CEO doesn't approve of what people have told him the Proud Boys represent. 0.96

00:38:40.000 Which takes us nicely to this pathetic story. 0.93

00:38:46.000 Where is it now? 1.00

00:38:47.000 Where Proud Boys, some loser cuck pussy boy named Alex Newhouse wrote this article. 0.98

00:38:58.000 I'm not used to these academic articles. 0.99

00:39:00.000 Like they, schools have their own blog now.

00:39:04.000 So he wrote this article, this study, right, that was published by some lefty school in Vermont.

00:39:11.000 Proud Boys Amplify Anti-Vax and Coronavirus Disinformation Following Support for Anti-quarantine Protests.

00:39:22.000 That rolls off the tongue nicely.

00:39:24.000 Yeah, that's a real eye grabber.

00:39:26.000 Clickbait.

00:39:27.000 Can you blow it up again?

00:39:29.000 I emailed him, by the way, and said, I'm very interested in your research.

00:39:34.000 This analysis of Proud Boys Affiliate Social Media Discourse on Twitter, blah, blah, blah, reveals a dangerous.

00:39:39.000 Oh, by the way, the subtext here is they're still communicating on telegram, so you got to get them off that platform.

00:39:45.000 You're giving Nazis a platform. 0.83

00:39:47.000 Nefarious conspiracy theories rooted with violent extremist ideologies.

00:39:53.000 The group additionally produces rhetoric about a proposed civil war, which serves as indirect incitement to political vaunts.

00:40:00.000 It's called a joke.

00:40:02.000 The brief is The fourth in a series Of targeted analysis Of disinformation Spread by groups On the far right The Proud Boys promotion Of Reopen America protests Threatens to further mainstream The racist Neo-fascist How about that sentence?

00:40:19.000 This is the state of academia today.

00:40:22.000 If you go to school, you're going to be taught stuff this smart.

00:40:26.000 Reopening America is a neo-fascist ideology. 0.99

00:40:33.000 What a simpleton. 1.00

00:40:35.000 Can you believe people are going into debt to have this shit logic spew out of their fucking keyboards? 1.00

00:40:42.000 Prowboys continue to evade moderation. 1.00

00:40:45.000 What?

00:40:46.000 And their discourse continues to circulate.

00:40:48.000 We evade moderation.

00:40:50.000 See, this is what the left is all about these days.

00:40:52.000 Power.

00:40:53.000 I want you, you need to be moderated.

00:40:56.000 This serves to normalize their ideas and their recruiting efforts.

00:40:59.000 Yeah, that's big on recruiting too.

00:41:01.000 Like we have little boosts and we say, please sign up.

00:41:07.000 Go down a bit.

00:41:09.000 A self-proclaimed chauvinist organization, he doesn't even know what chauvinist means, that supports a far-right neo-fast have engaged in spreading blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:41:18.000 Anyway, you get the idea.

00:41:20.000 But I find it interesting because this is a trend with men.

00:41:24.000 Young men have cucked themselves in an effort to virtue signal. 1.00

00:41:29.000 I don't, everyone says it's to get pussy. 1.00

00:41:31.000 I don't think so. 0.99

00:41:33.000 I think they're just trying to adapt.

00:41:34.000 I think they don't like brodom because they're not invited to it or they think someone will like them more if they evade it or it makes them feel superior.

00:41:43.000 Because if you look at his Twitter, right, look at this simp.

00:41:47.000 He's specializing in right-wing extremism. 0.99

00:41:49.000 He has the same sort of head cock that Jared Holt has. 0.98

00:41:52.000 He's obviously very low T. And isn't it interesting that these people are always specializing in right-wing extremism? 1.00

00:42:01.000 Black people are much more likely to be members of black extremist groups. 0.96

00:42:04.000 Black Hebrew Israelites don't get any scrutiny. 0.99

00:42:09.000 The cabal of Muslim training camps in America at Islamberg, the kid was starved to death in New Mexico, no attention whatsoever. 0.99

00:42:19.000 No attention to any other extremist.

00:42:22.000 What about the race wars going on in south central LA with Molotov cocktails? 1.00

00:42:26.000 Mexicans killing blacks just because of their race. 1.00

00:42:28.000 No study whatsoever. 1.00

00:42:30.000 And, okay, so as Will Summer said to me, no, everyone has their niche.

00:42:35.000 This is my niche.

00:42:36.000 And I go, okay, okay, if that's your niche, can I see your research on the Aryan nations, the largest white supremacist group in the world?

00:42:45.000 Oh, no, we don't cover that.

00:42:47.000 Oh, so you just cover people that sort of look like you, but don't like you.

00:42:54.000 So you're basically ducky from Pretty in Pink. 0.99

00:42:58.000 You're a rejected outcast loser nerd who wants revenge. 0.99

00:43:03.000 This is not about monitoring hate because you only monitor hate in one group that isn't even a hateful group, but doesn't like you. 1.00

00:43:14.000 The hate you're monitoring is hatred of you.

00:43:19.000 You're extremist if you don't like me.

00:43:23.000 I saw he, there was an article too.

00:43:25.000 Look at this guy.

00:43:26.000 His tweets are all about Proud Boys now.

00:43:28.000 As of the past two hours.

00:43:30.000 16 minutes ago.

00:43:31.000 Figured out where all the Proud Boys were coming from this morning.

00:43:33.000 Proud Boy Britton picked up on the work that we do at C-Tech and our work.

00:43:37.000 We're taking too kindly.

00:43:38.000 The work.

00:43:39.000 Yeah, you're hard at work.

00:43:41.000 But look at this article.

00:43:44.000 Oh, wait, that's Ducky.

00:43:45.000 Did you show Ducky yet?

00:43:47.000 Maybe people don't know who that is.

00:43:49.000 It's 2-9.

00:43:50.000 I'm going in chronological order.

00:43:53.000 Should be.

00:43:55.000 That's who these.

00:43:56.000 That's Jared Holt.

00:43:57.000 That's Will Summer. 0.76

00:43:59.000 That's all of these guys.

00:44:00.000 The rejected outcast with female friends. 0.68

00:44:05.000 The guy with fake hair.

00:44:08.000 He was on Kona with the fake hair from two and a half men. 0.54

00:44:11.000 Yeah.

00:44:14.000 Here's an article Alex Newhouse was in. 0.99

00:44:17.000 So remember that ridiculous bullshit that happened with Charles Murray? 0.99

00:44:21.000 I think a teacher was hospitalized. 0.99

00:44:22.000 I can't remember if it was at this school or somewhere else.

00:44:25.000 I think it was this school.

00:44:26.000 So at his school, Charles Murray came to do a talk. 1.00

00:44:29.000 This is 3-0, shithead. 0.99

00:44:32.000 Chronological order, I just said. 0.99

00:44:34.000 Do you know what the word means?

00:44:37.000 Do you know what chronological means?

00:44:38.000 I do.

00:44:42.000 I think this is a school where Charles Murray came to do a talk.

00:44:45.000 He's benign, by the way.

00:44:48.000 He wrote a book called Coming Apart that said that classism is getting so severe in America that we are separating ourselves.

00:44:56.000 The elites are like a satellite separate from Earth.

00:44:59.000 But he wrote The Bell Curve 20 years ago, and so he's a racist because he discussed race and IQ, which back when he wrote that was pretty mainstream.

00:45:10.000 Trying to notice patterns.

00:45:11.000 And if you really read the book, The Bell Curve, you see that it's not blacks, whites, Asians.

00:45:18.000 They're much closer together like that. 0.90

00:45:20.000 And there's plenty of overlaps with plenty of blacks smarter than plenty of Asians. 1.00

00:45:24.000 Calm the fuck down. 0.99

00:45:25.000 But so they're protesting a book that they've only heard about and not read. 0.98

00:45:28.000 And he wrote it 25 years ago, and he's here to do a very normal talk.

00:45:32.000 I went to one of his talks at NYU.

00:45:34.000 He was bashing Trump the whole time.

00:45:36.000 I almost had to take him out.

00:45:40.000 So, this article, Politico is surprisingly, everyone sees it as right.

00:45:44.000 I see it as very left.

00:45:45.000 How the Middlebury riot really went down.

00:45:49.000 The protest has become a symbol of liberal intolerance.

00:45:52.000 Yes, that mob scene right there is exactly like my talk at NYU.

00:45:57.000 It's exactly like Berkeley when Milo was there.

00:45:59.000 It's exactly like every school that Ann Coulter dares to go near. 1.00

00:46:04.000 So this, how it really went down is horse shit. 0.99

00:46:09.000 Anyway, look, let me finish the subhead. 0.99

00:46:12.000 It's become a symbol of liberal intelligence, but a closer look reveals it says much about Donald Trump's election, racist incidents, and a clumsy response by school officials. 1.00

00:46:23.000 You forgot your Oxford comma there, Taylor G, you illiterate cunt. 0.99

00:46:27.000 And so this is their argument in that article. 0.98

00:46:31.000 They were protesting Charles Murray, and I assume me and whoever else was attacked and pepper-sprayed at school because, well, let's read Alex Newhouse's exact quote.

00:46:41.000 After Trump was elected, there was really a lot of tension on campus, said Alex Newhouse, a student journalist for the Middlebury campus.

00:46:49.000 There was a need for some outlet, for some sort of event or demonstration that students could rally around. 0.99

00:46:55.000 Oh, so you're all imbeciles and you're protesting Charles Murray, who doesn't like Trump, because you hate Trump. 1.00

00:47:04.000 My kids will get free education because they're Indians, but I don't want them to go to college. 1.00

00:47:10.000 I foresee a major war with my wife and I when it comes time for college. 0.99

00:47:15.000 Because it's not just not good for you, it makes you stupider. 0.98

00:47:21.000 So I don't want to go to a gym where they just feed you Popeyes and there's no gym equipment. 0.99

00:47:28.000 You come out of that gym fatter and weaker than when you went in.

00:47:31.000 That's not a good gym.

00:47:33.000 Now, if it was just an empty room and people weren't getting really good exercise, I wouldn't be as passionately against it. 1.00

00:47:39.000 I'd just go, oh, you're going to one of these stupid empty rooms. 0.99

00:47:42.000 But you come out worse off. 1.00

00:47:44.000 This guy thinks that's a logical point.

00:47:48.000 The first stirrings that Murray's upcoming visit was going to draw more backlash than anticipated came almost immediately.

00:47:53.000 Posters on campus announcing Murray's talk were graffited with white supremacists.

00:47:57.000 Someone created a Facebook event where people educated one another on Murray's work and brainstormed ways to respond.

00:48:06.000 You want to educate yourself on Murray's work?

00:48:09.000 Read one of his books.

00:48:11.000 Read the Kurmudgin's Guide to Getting Ahead.

00:48:13.000 That's an easy little joke book.

00:48:16.000 Read the spookiest one, The Bell Curve.

00:48:19.000 You're...

00:48:23.000 You protested a never Trumper because you hate Trump.

00:48:28.000 Nice work.

00:48:31.000 I thought this was interesting too.

00:48:32.000 Like proud boys get four years in jail and Antifa gets a check for $23,000. 0.98

00:48:39.000 So this cunt in the top left with the Mohawk, he was at a protest. 1.00

00:48:45.000 He had a big shield. 1.00

00:48:46.000 He was threatening cops, screaming at them.

00:48:47.000 They shot him, right, with a rubber bullet.

00:48:51.000 Get back.

00:48:52.000 He said, ha ha, doesn't hurt.

00:48:54.000 Kept coming at them.

00:48:55.000 They shot him again in the arm.

00:48:57.000 There he is.

00:48:58.000 He looks like he's really in pain there.

00:49:00.000 They shot him in the arm.

00:49:01.000 This rubber bullet cut him a little bit.

00:49:04.000 Rubber bullets don't rip your flesh off, right?

00:49:06.000 There's an abrasion there.

00:49:08.000 He said that was an excessive use of force.

00:49:10.000 Portland jury agreed because they were probably filled with millennials and people with an agenda. 1.00

00:49:16.000 And, oh, look, all cops are bastards. 1.00

00:49:19.000 And he got $23,000. 1.00

00:49:22.000 Zero time for threatening police. 0.99

00:49:26.000 By the way, as a little side note, I noticed I was talking on Telegram and I mentioned Proud Boys or something and some fucking Nazis. 0.99

00:49:34.000 Yes, they exist, but they're not a thing. 0.99

00:49:36.000 It's just a tiny handful, but they all hate me. 1.00

00:49:38.000 And they go, look at you cucking for shekels, you fucking Zionist. 1.00

00:49:42.000 And it's Jews who put the Proud Boys in prison and you stand there like a bitch, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 1.00

00:49:48.000 The DA, Steinglass, was a big part of the trial. 1.00

00:49:52.000 Mark Dwyer, I don't know if he's Jewish.

00:49:55.000 Let's say he is for fun.

00:49:57.000 He was the one who threw the book at them, right?

00:50:01.000 He's Jewish.

00:50:03.000 They were doing the bidding of Cuomo and de Blasio. 0.99

00:50:08.000 The reason that they threw the book at Proud Boys was because they're lapdogs for Cuomo, the Italian fake mobster. 1.00

00:50:15.000 He's the piece of shit, the one who murders people in nursing homes. 1.00

00:50:19.000 He's the corrupt cunt who took billions of dollars in a scam where he said, we're going to make Buffalo, New York, the new business mecca of New York. 1.00

00:50:30.000 Got billions of dollars, put it in his pocket. 1.00

00:50:32.000 All his friends went to jail.

00:50:34.000 He didn't go to jail. 1.00

00:50:35.000 He's a piece of shit, that Italian. 1.00

00:50:38.000 See, when you have this myopic view of Jews, you see them in your sandwich. 1.00

00:50:42.000 It's their fault if it rains on their birthday. 0.58

00:50:44.000 By the way, you're talking about a particular type of Jew. 0.78

00:50:48.000 Yes, I call them ginos, Jews in names only. 1.00

00:50:51.000 And yes, they are disproportionately represented in the media.

00:50:56.000 You got me.

00:50:56.000 They are disproportionately liberal.

00:50:58.000 Karens are probably disproportionately ginos. 1.00

00:51:01.000 But they're overrepresented because it tends to be an intellectual sport media.

00:51:07.000 They're overrepresented in medicine, too.

00:51:10.000 You'll see them in brainy stuff.

00:51:11.000 They tend to be a brainy bunch.

00:51:13.000 The front cover of the New York Post had Larry David and it said the Jewish brain on his forehead.

00:51:21.000 So you're talking about people who, there's much more interesting features with these ginos. 1.00

00:51:26.000 There is they're overeducated, they're liberal, they're upper middle class, they're weak, they don't drink beer, and they don't really go to temple.

00:51:38.000 They just, they're pretending.

00:51:40.000 So the Jewish part of them is pretty irrelevant.

00:51:43.000 True Jews, like Orthodox Jews who wear yarmukas, are on our side. 1.00

00:51:50.000 And they hate these ginos for being phonies. 1.00

00:51:56.000 Hasidic Jews are on our side. 0.89

00:51:58.000 They love Trump.

00:51:59.000 Israelis love Trump.

00:52:02.000 When you see the payas or you see the belt with the strings on it or you see a yarmulke, you're seeing a buddy.

00:52:10.000 You're seeing an ally.

00:52:11.000 I'm Beastie Boys.

00:52:17.000 See?

00:52:20.000 So get out of that rut.

00:52:22.000 It's a rut.

00:52:22.000 It's for amateurs.

00:52:24.000 It's like people who watch boxing and they vote they want the white guy to beat the black guy. 0.63

00:52:28.000 It's for people who've watched boxing once. 0.95

00:52:31.000 You're devoid of depth.

00:52:36.000 But speaking of conspiracy theories, I actually have one.

00:52:41.000 You want to hear this one?

00:52:42.000 It just popped into my head yesterday, and I think it's pretty reasonable.

00:52:45.000 I would always check Reddit Public Freak Out.

00:52:48.000 I love watching street fights.

00:52:49.000 And for a while there, I was getting bored of it because I don't care about the world.

00:52:54.000 I only care about the West.

00:52:55.000 China can sink into the sea. 0.77

00:52:57.000 Russia, bye. 1.00

00:52:59.000 If I heard Russia blew up, I'd go, oh shit, where do you want to get? 1.00

00:53:02.000 You want to get fries? 0.99

00:53:05.000 So I would see all these Hong Kong protests. 0.98

00:53:07.000 And people got pissed at me for saying this, but I never gave a shit about the Hong Kong protests. 0.97

00:53:12.000 Yes, Hong Kong is a Western culture. 0.96

00:53:16.000 And it was being subsumed by China because their contract ran out.

00:53:19.000 And they don't want to go to China.

00:53:21.000 They don't want to be part of China because there's no human rights there.

00:53:23.000 You can get whisked away or killed.

00:53:25.000 We have these, what, 2.5 million cell phones just vanished?

00:53:29.000 This is how China got their numbers down.

00:53:31.000 They killed them all.

00:53:35.000 So they don't want to be part of that.

00:53:37.000 But I'm like, that's your revolution.

00:53:39.000 Go.

00:53:40.000 Have a revolution.

00:53:41.000 We did this in 1776.

00:53:43.000 We got the king out.

00:53:44.000 You got to go do that.

00:53:45.000 You got to go pay your dues. 1.00

00:53:47.000 It sucks for you. 0.99

00:53:48.000 It's not my problem. 1.00

00:53:49.000 So I would watch the Hong Kong protests just go, fuck. 1.00

00:53:54.000 The ruined Breddit public freak out. 1.00

00:53:56.000 I don't care about these people.

00:53:58.000 And then the pandemic happened and you stopped hearing about that.

00:54:02.000 Now, those protests, they were globally embarrassing China on a daily basis.

00:54:07.000 It was all you saw on the news.

00:54:09.000 And it made people curious.

00:54:10.000 A lot of people don't realize how corrupt China is and how evil it is. 0.90

00:54:14.000 They got good propaganda.

00:54:15.000 So it made people curious.

00:54:16.000 They were like, why was Hong Kong, why are people in Hong Kong so reluctant to become part of China?

00:54:22.000 Wait, Taiwan doesn't want to be part of China either?

00:54:24.000 Why not?

00:54:25.000 What's going on over there?

00:54:26.000 What are they doing?

00:54:27.000 What's China doing in Africa? 0.54

00:54:28.000 What's with all that weird island they built in Africa? 1.00

00:54:31.000 What's the hell's going on over there?

00:54:33.000 China doesn't like that. 0.99

00:54:34.000 They don't like curiosity.

00:54:36.000 So that story needed to go away.

00:54:38.000 Isn't it kind of strange that it went away with this pandemic so beautifully?

00:54:43.000 It vanished.

00:54:46.000 So here's my theory, and it is a conspiracy theory.

00:54:49.000 And there's nothing wrong with conspiracy theories.

00:54:52.000 I can't believe we're living in an era where theories are bad.

00:54:56.000 What?

00:54:57.000 Can you only think of things that are 100% true and verifiable?

00:55:02.000 Can I have theories?

00:55:03.000 How do you get to the truth?

00:55:05.000 You have a theory.

00:55:06.000 What do you think science is?

00:55:07.000 It's a bunch of hypotheses. 0.99

00:55:10.000 And then they find out, oh, shit, a stomach ulcer is actually a bacteria. 0.97

00:55:16.000 I had a bunch of different hypotheses and I finally nailed it. 0.98

00:55:19.000 Anyway, here's my hypothesis.

00:55:23.000 What if they started, they made this virus in a lab, right?

00:55:28.000 And it wasn't meant to go to Wuhan.

00:55:30.000 It was made in Wuhan in a lab. 0.95

00:55:32.000 It wasn't meant to go to, it wasn't supposed to get out of that lab.

00:55:35.000 They release it in Hong Kong in a very controlled way.

00:55:40.000 And everyone in Hong Kong has to be quarantined.

00:55:42.000 The story goes away.

00:55:43.000 We stop hearing about this every day. 1.00

00:55:46.000 But biological warfare is a tricky game, and it got out of control and went global, and they went, ah, fuck. 1.00

00:55:54.000 That wasn't the plan. 0.99

00:55:56.000 Now, if you remember, in American history, there's this lie that the Indians were given smallpox blankets. 1.00

00:56:01.000 And as I've told you before, the truth is that a general said, these Indians are being a real pain in the ass. 0.99

00:56:07.000 What if we put smallpox in blankets and then gave it to them? 0.99

00:56:11.000 And the intelligent British general said, yeah, I kind of feel like if we're working with smallpox, we're going to get smallpox on our hands and then we'll end up with smallpox.

00:56:22.000 And then the original guy went, yeah, forget it.

00:56:25.000 But they didn't do that in China.

00:56:27.000 It's quite possible that they just tried to get rid of Hong Kong and they ended up killing millions of people.

00:56:33.000 That's how communism works.

00:56:35.000 Holodomor in Ukraine was Stalin saying, we got to get Russians more food. 0.86

00:56:40.000 Let's take all these Bolsheviks food and they can all starve to death and millions die. 1.00

00:56:48.000 Mao. 0.95

00:56:49.000 I want a Great Leap Forward, but these intellectuals, middle class, are getting in my way. 1.00

00:56:53.000 I'm going to kill 80 million people to get my message across for my new revolution, The Great Leap Forward, which was actually a Billy Bragg album cover.

00:57:03.000 How macabre is that? 0.87

00:57:05.000 The Great Leap Forward on the cover of an album, Bragg.

00:57:09.000 That is literally 10 times worse than having an album called The Final Solution with a picture of Nazis on it.

00:57:19.000 It's 10 times worse.

00:57:21.000 6 million, 80 million.

00:57:26.000 China is mocking Trump.

00:57:27.000 If you go to 2.0, you can see.

00:57:33.000 So the new thing, as we talked about before, hydroxychloroquine is a thing that Trump likes, so it's evil.

00:57:45.000 If you take this cure, you're supporting Trump.

00:57:50.000 So we have more people die, so we can make Trump look worse.

00:57:53.000 Don't let the disease be cured. 0.93

00:57:55.000 The DNC and the media is literally killing people to hurt Trump.

00:58:02.000 But if you see there, there's a tweet from the Chinese, some Chinese communist, which is the only kind of news you can have there.

00:58:10.000 Where is it?

00:58:11.000 It says witchcraft.

00:58:12.000 There.

00:58:13.000 No, where is it now?

00:58:14.000 Where's the witchcraft one? 1.00

00:58:16.000 Did I send you the wrong link?

00:58:21.000 A long article.

00:58:21.000 Oh, as a long as article.

00:58:25.000 Anyway, Trump said he's taking hydroxychloroquine, and this Chinese media outlet said that he's promoting witchcraft.

00:58:34.000 They want more people to die here so we can be worse than them.

00:58:39.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:58:41.000 Leading the U.S. struggle against pandemic with witchcraft.

00:58:44.000 And as a result, more than 90,000 people have died.

00:58:46.000 If it were in China, the White House would have been burned down by angry people. 0.83

00:58:50.000 We tried to burn you down, China, in Hong Kong. 1.00

00:58:53.000 You killed us all. 0.99

00:58:56.000 In fact, I just saw this.

00:58:57.000 Look at 2-1.

00:58:58.000 There was a guy they were trying to democratically elect in Hong Kong, and the communist Chinese police showed up.

00:59:06.000 This used to be much more prevalent.

00:59:08.000 God, my eye looks weird.

00:59:10.000 There they are removing him.

00:59:15.000 Is it not playing?

00:59:18.000 They are removing him, and then they literally place the new Chinese communist replacement. 0.79

00:59:25.000 Plop him right down there. 1.00

00:59:26.000 No, he wins.

00:59:27.000 This is what Hong Kong was fighting.

00:59:31.000 You've got to go through it on your own.

00:59:34.000 Get him out of here.

00:59:35.000 He was democratically elected.

00:59:39.000 This is how socialists operate.

00:59:51.000 All right, that's enough of that political talk. 1.00

00:59:54.000 Gays are fucked. 1.00

00:59:57.000 There is a woman who is suing all gays. 1.00

01:00:01.000 That's 2-4.

01:00:03.000 She's declaring a lawsuit. 0.99

01:00:06.000 Suing all gay people. 1.00

01:00:08.000 Yes, all of them. 0.98

01:00:09.000 A Nebraska woman is suing every gay person on earth and asking a federal judge to rule on whether homosexuality is a sin. 0.95

01:00:19.000 Yes, it's a sin. 0.92

01:00:20.000 Sylvia Driscoll 66 describes her ambassador of God and his son, blah, blah, blah, and will serve as her own lawyer in Driscoll versus homosexuals. 1.00

01:00:31.000 She's as crazy as armed robbery. 1.00

01:00:33.000 In her seven-page petition, written entirely in cursive, Driscoll doesn't reference any case laws for the judge to consider, but she does quote the Bible and Webster's dictionary. 0.99

01:00:44.000 Look at Dan Savage.

01:00:45.000 He thinks he's being a badass. 0.83

01:00:47.000 Man, I hope I get deposed.

01:00:48.000 Yeah, you'll show her a thing or two when this makes it to court and is a real case. 1.00

01:00:54.000 What do you, what the fuck? 0.99

01:00:57.000 But here's another fun hypothesis to indulge in conjecture. 0.99

01:01:02.000 Maybe they should be sued.

01:01:04.000 Because do you have that tweet here?

01:01:07.000 Your child might act in a homosexual manner online for internet points known as clout. 0.83

01:01:13.000 And this, by the way, goes back to Alex Newhouse. 0.98

01:01:16.000 So there's a thing where emasculating yourself and being a cuck is you score virtue signal points. 0.65

01:01:25.000 And I saw this kid. 0.98

01:01:27.000 There's this woman named Amy Bonomi. 0.76

01:01:31.000 And she teaches a class called Human Sexuality in Context.

01:01:36.000 This is a straight kid who took her class, right?

01:01:40.000 And he did this as a homework assignment for human sexuality in context.

01:01:47.000 He's never worn makeup before.

01:01:49.000 He's not trans. 1.00

01:01:50.000 This is him.

01:01:51.000 His name's Peter and he's making up Patricia. 0.68

01:01:54.000 By the way, dude, you're in college and you can't use a video.

01:02:00.000 You can't use fast forward video.

01:02:01.000 You have to use a collage? 1.00

01:02:07.000 You're a retard. 1.00

01:02:10.000 He's got cool music in the background. 1.00

01:02:14.000 I wonder if he got an A for this.

01:02:15.000 This is him getting not just clout amongst his peers.

01:02:19.000 Probably get a D, but he probably get a D. But he's getting actual credits in school.

01:02:25.000 This is contributing to his diploma.

01:02:27.000 You are going into debt to dress and drag to please your professor who really just doesn't like men and wants to emasculate men.

01:02:35.000 She wants to control people. 1.00

01:02:37.000 And when women get in control, one of the first things they like to do is emasculate men. 1.00

01:02:42.000 I don't know why.

01:02:43.000 We don't want to defeminize women. 1.00

01:02:47.000 It's like putting a sweater on a dog, kind of.

01:02:49.000 Like they like to.

01:02:50.000 Yeah, like what?

01:02:50.000 He wore brown nylons as biking shorts.

01:02:53.000 He's getting really into it.

01:02:55.000 Did a great job, Peter Risha.

01:03:00.000 This is who's in control of our children's brains. 0.99

01:03:03.000 This is why we have losers like Jared Holt and Will Summer. 1.00

01:03:09.000 They've been debald. 1.00

01:03:11.000 The teacher showed up with their purse, took off their balls, and put it in the purse. 1.00

01:03:16.000 Now, just to show you how fucking insane this teacher is, where is it now? 0.99

01:03:25.000 Her previous mode of research, and she was on Stefan Molyneux's show for this, 2.5, she was deeply disturbed by women reading 50 Shades of Gray. 0.95

01:03:37.000 for Freedom Aid Radio.

01:03:38.000 So coming up this weekend as you...

01:03:43.000 It's like 20 minutes, and you have the person sitting there blinking as they get introduced and hear this really long first question.

01:03:50.000 But let me just give you the Cole's notes.

01:03:52.000 Cribb notes.

01:03:54.000 It's class, right? 0.93

01:03:54.000 She sees it as trashy. 0.93

01:03:56.000 She knows it makes women look trashy. 1.00

01:03:57.000 So she has to academize it and clean it up because she's a school mom or wants to control people, right? 1.00

01:04:04.000 So her thesis is that 50 Shades of Gray is very dangerous and it's women who are abused and they're furthering their own abuse by reading this book. 1.00

01:04:14.000 No, they're just fat sluts that want to get choke fucked. 1.00

01:04:17.000 I'm sorry. 1.00

01:04:18.000 It's not deeper than that.

01:04:19.000 There's no studying to be done.

01:04:21.000 But she did talk after talk on the dangers of 50 Shades of Gray and how it perpetuates violence against women.

01:04:29.000 A lot of women like to get slapped around in bed. 1.00

01:04:33.000 I thought it was weird when I first came across it.

01:04:35.000 You know how I came across it?

01:04:36.000 Trial and error. 0.99

01:04:37.000 I tried, when I was a young man, fucking girls, I tried like, hi, I love you. 1.00

01:04:42.000 Dry as a bone. 0.99

01:04:44.000 Is this okay?

01:04:45.000 Dry as a bone. 0.99

01:04:46.000 And then just through trial and error, one time I slapped an ass and said, who's your daddy? 0.99

01:04:50.000 And she was like, ah. 0.99

01:04:51.000 I went, oh, like a good miner, I'm going to keep pursuing this. 1.00

01:04:55.000 M-I-N-E-R asshole. 1.00

01:04:57.000 I'm going to keep pursuing this vein. 1.00

01:04:59.000 There's gold in them Hills.

01:05:01.000 Next thing you know, you're choking girls going, I can't believe they're into this. 1.00

01:05:05.000 Harder, okay. 0.97

01:05:09.000 Remember, Lucy K has a whole bit about it where this woman is begging him to rape her, and he's like, I don't want to go to jail just to turn you on. 1.00

01:05:16.000 Anyway, final example of this fucking cunt who personifies the trouble with media and academia and what it's done to young men. 1.00

01:05:30.000 This is a perfect example of her brain. 1.00

01:05:33.000 2.6.

01:05:34.000 She wrote an essay, and just like this Proud Boys thing that's in the Vermont School, like what are these publishing essays on your school's website?

01:05:41.000 I've never heard of this before.

01:05:43.000 I thought a school's website just lists the classes.

01:05:45.000 Now it's a magazine?

01:05:46.000 Hi, welcome to Harvard Mag, where professors pontificate.

01:05:52.000 So this article, you ready for this?

01:05:55.000 There's an unconscious bias in virtual meetings.

01:05:58.000 Here's how you can avoid it.

01:05:59.000 Guess what the unconscious bias is?

01:06:02.000 In Zoom meetings.

01:06:04.000 Close your eyes.

01:06:04.000 Don't look, Brian.

01:06:06.000 I'll pay you 50 bucks if you can guess.

01:06:10.000 People are doing something wrong in Zoom meetings that's offensive.

01:06:13.000 I'll even give you a clue to gaze. 1.00

01:06:16.000 Oh, show your stupid face. 1.00

01:06:19.000 You just threw me off with the gaze. 1.00

01:06:24.000 That they're dressing.

01:06:25.000 What could I be doing in a Zoom meeting?

01:06:28.000 That's a pretty good guess.

01:06:29.000 Underdressing.

01:06:30.000 Yeah, they're turning gaze on.

01:06:31.000 That's actually a good guess.

01:06:32.000 And I would not put it, Pastor, to have that in this article.

01:06:35.000 No, the problem is people are featuring wedding photographs in the background on a shelf.

01:06:43.000 And that perpetuates the, I guess, myth that heteronormative weddings are normal. 1.00

01:06:51.000 Look up the word normal in the dictionary, you stupid bitch. 1.00

01:06:54.000 They are literally normal. 1.00

01:06:57.000 It's the norm for men and women to get married.

01:07:00.000 Gays getting married is literally unusual. 0.64

01:07:05.000 I'm sorry if that offends gays. 0.98

01:07:08.000 They are a small percentage of the population.

01:07:11.000 Anyway, this article is a joy to read.

01:07:13.000 Maybe you can blow it up for me.

01:07:15.000 While employees use video conferencing now more than ever, here, move over.

01:07:20.000 Move it that other way.

01:07:24.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:07:25.000 In fact, even a simple icebreaker common for video conferencing can be a pathway for reinforcing dominant social norms and identities.

01:07:34.000 In a recent video conference, we were asked the most fun thing you've done with your family during quarantine.

01:07:39.000 Participants' answers range from gardening with my husband to dance parties with my family.

01:07:44.000 While these experiences are valid, oh, thank God, it's okay to go gardening with my husband.

01:07:49.000 It's valid.

01:07:50.000 You going gardening with your husband is perfectly valid.

01:07:54.000 Oh, it is?

01:07:54.000 Oh, thanks.

01:07:55.000 Okay, I'm good.

01:07:56.000 Can I weed?

01:07:58.000 There's a weed here in my strawberry bush.

01:08:00.000 That's invalid.

01:08:01.000 No, that's not valid.

01:08:05.000 See, this goes back to that kid saying unmoderated.

01:08:09.000 They're discussing things unmoderated.

01:08:11.000 She wants to decide what behavior is valid.

01:08:15.000 They're just power-hungry, weak people who want revenge. 1.00

01:08:18.000 It's exactly like those fat, ugly, unfunny losers who wrote up a list for UCB East. 1.00

01:08:24.000 And it was what you can do in your sketch if it's involving trans. 0.99

01:08:30.000 Yes, you can include trans in your comedy sketches, but you can't have a man dress like a woman if he's not trans. 0.99

01:08:37.000 And I looked them up and they were just fucking losers who wanted to be part of the cool comedy scene. 0.99

01:08:43.000 But comedy, stand-up comedy is like skateboarding. 0.99

01:08:46.000 It's very hard and only about 5% of the population can do it.

01:08:49.000 So they just said, you have to include me in your skateboarding and you have to skateboard this way so I can be part of it.

01:08:57.000 I want to control you.

01:08:57.000 I want to be in that crowd.

01:09:01.000 Anyway, that word valid says a ton about leftist culture.

01:09:06.000 I don't want to deem what your behavior is valid or invalid.

01:09:10.000 Go ahead.

01:09:11.000 And I was pro-gay marriage when it first came out because I thought, oh, good, they're trying to be traditional and whatever.

01:09:17.000 It's a start. 0.99

01:09:18.000 I mean, you're cursed with this albino trait. 0.98

01:09:21.000 What? 0.98

01:09:23.000 Ryan, I'm talking.

01:09:24.000 Sorry.

01:09:25.000 You said, go ahead, though.

01:09:29.000 And then I saw, so this was me saying that's valid.

01:09:33.000 And then I saw they were using it to call other people invalid and saying, you can't be a bakery unless you bake me a cake.

01:09:42.000 You can't host weddings unless I can have their. 0.99

01:09:44.000 And I realized, holy shit, you said, don't try to control me. 0.99

01:09:48.000 And I said, okay, okay, you did a thing. 1.00

01:09:50.000 And your motive was to control people. 0.99

01:09:53.000 So you fucking hoodwinked me. 1.00

01:09:55.000 You gay marriages. 1.00

01:09:57.000 Anyway, go back. 0.99

01:09:58.000 This is the best part of it.

01:10:00.000 Move it over.

01:10:01.000 I can't, it's behind the camera.

01:10:02.000 While these experiences are valid, Vaverio said that they can crowd out the experiences of people with minoritized social identities.

01:10:11.000 For example, asking about fun family things prevented several Latinx attendees from sharing their experiences of losing family members to novel coronavirus.

01:10:24.000 Why?

01:10:26.000 Hasn't everyone had people die?

01:10:28.000 Why is it Latinx specifically?

01:10:32.000 And for folks at home, Latinx is the new word for Latino because you don't want to have a gender there. 1.00

01:10:38.000 It's not a porn thing.

01:10:42.000 Additionally, microaggressions, great word, by the way.

01:10:46.000 In other words, not a big deal.

01:10:48.000 Micro deal.

01:10:49.000 Additionally, microaggressions are also communicated in virtual meetings just as they are in face-to-face meetings.

01:10:53.000 Bonomi said, Bonomi, this is the woman who has her students dressing up in drag.

01:10:58.000 Microaggressions are brief, commonplace, verbal, behavioral, or environmental indignities that communicate hostile, derogatory, and negative racial slights.

01:11:06.000 Yeah, don't have a Sambo or a cardboard cutout of a lynched black man in the background. 0.68

01:11:13.000 The researchers offer tips on how to mitigate unconscious bias and improve inclusivity.

01:11:18.000 Use inclusive language. 0.89

01:11:20.000 Holy shit, this can be done by acknowledging there are a range of diverse experiences, blah, blah, blah. 0.95

01:11:24.000 Approach conversations instead of opening with the typical, tell us what your lives are like during a shelter in place, Consider framing a question around what participants are noticing about the communities around them. 0.98

01:11:34.000 You see, this is another thing about that.

01:11:37.000 You're reading it and you go, oh, I shouldn't do that.

01:11:39.000 What should I do?

01:11:39.000 And you realize they don't know.

01:11:42.000 It's like the king, the person says, I want to be king.

01:11:47.000 And they go, okay. 0.99

01:11:48.000 And then you put the crown on them and they get the thing and they have that stupid little gold stick and they sit in the throne and they go, okay, so what are we doing now? 0.99

01:11:55.000 Oh, just try to be inclusive. 0.98

01:12:00.000 Ask people about something that relates to their community.

01:12:04.000 You're not saying anything.

01:12:06.000 I know.

01:12:06.000 I just wanted to be up here and tell people what to do, but you don't have anything to say.

01:12:10.000 Yeah.

01:12:11.000 That'll come.

01:12:12.000 That'll come.

01:12:14.000 It reminds me of when I was editing Vice, and there was this girl. 0.99

01:12:19.000 She was our secretary, and she wanted to write.

01:12:21.000 I said, okay.

01:12:22.000 This is back in Montreal days.

01:12:24.000 And she wrote an article about pit bulls and how, because she has a pit bull, and how sometimes they're more scared of you than you are of them.

01:12:33.000 And then she started writing it from the perspective of the pit bull, saying, I just want to be your friend.

01:12:37.000 Don't be scared of me. 0.90

01:12:39.000 I was like, I won't say her name, but lady, this is the gayest thing I've ever seen. 1.00

01:12:44.000 You suck. 1.00

01:12:45.000 Don't write anymore. 1.00

01:12:46.000 And I didn't say it like that.

01:12:48.000 I said, this isn't really our kind of a vibe.

01:12:50.000 This would be maybe in a doggy blog or something, or maybe in a pit bull.

01:12:54.000 And she goes, I know, I knew when I sent it, it wasn't very good, but I want to contribute more.

01:12:59.000 And I think part of that is you helping me to learn how to write.

01:13:05.000 No, no, that's not my job.

01:13:07.000 You don't get on the football team and then the coach's job is to teach you how to play football well.

01:13:11.000 You get drafted if you're good.

01:13:13.000 Sorry.

01:13:14.000 It's not my job to make you Indeval writer because it seems cool from far away. 1.00

01:13:19.000 And that's what these people are doing.

01:13:20.000 They're trying to control you, but they have no plan.

01:13:25.000 Like they want to smash the patriarchy, but the matriarchy just is going to sit there and go, what? 1.00

01:13:30.000 What's happening now?

01:13:31.000 Like Hillary, she was a powerful politician. 1.00

01:13:34.000 Hey, Hillary, the Benghazi, the embassy is being stormed by terrorists.

01:13:40.000 We have forces in Italy, southern Italy.

01:13:42.000 They could fly over there.

01:13:43.000 They'd be there in no time.

01:13:44.000 It's in northern Africa.

01:13:47.000 Actually, I don't know where it is.

01:13:49.000 But I know Italy's nearby.

01:13:51.000 And what did Hillary do? 1.00

01:13:54.000 He did nothing.

01:13:56.000 He didn't have a plan.

01:14:01.000 Led by the blind.

01:14:02.000 Shitty magicians want to control you. 0.93

01:14:05.000 All right, that's enough. 0.99

01:14:07.000 Jibber-jabber for today.

01:14:09.000 Let's check out my bag. 1.00

01:14:12.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a debt. 0.99

01:14:17.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag. 1.00

01:14:23.000 Let me touch it.

01:14:25.000 Doo-doo-doo-doo-bee-doo-be-doo-doo-doo. 1.00

01:14:32.000 This is from Jeremy.

01:14:34.000 I've noticed that left-leaning people tend to be more scared of the virus than central right.

01:14:38.000 Is there an overlap in personality traits that might cause this?

01:14:40.000 Yes, it's genetic.

01:14:42.000 If you're scared, you tend to be left because the left is more coddling.

01:14:47.000 The right is about meritocracy, doesn't care about racial identity.

01:14:51.000 It says if you work hard, you get this.

01:14:52.000 If you don't, no.

01:14:53.000 If you want to write, you better write a good article.

01:14:55.000 If you write it about pit bulls, we can't publish it.

01:14:57.000 So weak people want to go where they're safe.

01:15:00.000 It's sort of like, I noticed when I moved into the burbs, I saw a lot more handicapped kids.

01:15:05.000 Sorry, this is harsh.

01:15:07.000 But like, you could tell they were autistic and stuff.

01:15:10.000 And I realized, oh, I didn't see those in the city because the city is harsher.

01:15:15.000 It's more dangerous.

01:15:16.000 And if you're handicapped kids are weaker and more vulnerable, sorry, you want to be in the burbs. 1.00

01:15:24.000 The left is like the suburbs of politics and the right is like the city.

01:15:28.000 And the city can be gritty.

01:15:30.000 Hey, Gabon, I went to D. Aubrey Moody in the 90s.

01:15:34.000 That was my school. 0.95

01:15:35.000 And one of the fucked up things I remember being there was a rubber room, a room padded with foam rubber used for the confinement of violent or mentally ill students. 0.96

01:15:44.000 We weren't allowed near it, but the urban myth was we used to put the retards in there who acted out. 1.00

01:15:50.000 Since you were in the retard class, I was running the other stories. 1.00

01:15:54.000 P.S. The story of the kid found dead in the creek was thought only a legend in my time there.

01:15:58.000 Thanks for confirming it.

01:15:59.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:15:59.000 Trevor Coles was raped and murdered by a fucked up weirdo kid in our neighborhood, and he was drowned in the creek that goes by my junior high, Diabre Moody. 0.99

01:16:09.000 You can look it up. 1.00

01:16:10.000 There's micro fiche of it, fucking horrific thing. 0.98

01:16:14.000 My teacher in there, he was, I knew him. 0.98

01:16:17.000 He was my friend.

01:16:18.000 But the teacher of the retard class was a little retarded himself. 1.00

01:16:22.000 And he said, I don't want any of you. 0.97

01:16:24.000 He looked like Jack Palance.

01:16:25.000 He said, I don't want any of you going to this funeral just because you can get time off school.

01:16:29.000 I'm not falling for that. 1.00

01:16:31.000 And I just thought, fuck you. 1.00

01:16:32.000 And I didn't go to my friend's funeral just to spite him. 1.00

01:16:36.000 I don't know why.

01:16:38.000 I haven't really gone to funerals since.

01:16:41.000 Mr. Gunn was his name.

01:16:42.000 No, it wasn't a rubber room.

01:16:44.000 I don't know what that rubber room you're talking about is.

01:16:46.000 It was a normal classroom. 0.96

01:16:47.000 But I was in a class for mostly retards. 1.00

01:16:52.000 But it was also, one girl was dying of cancer, so I didn't want to look at her.

01:16:56.000 One kid had 100 in math, Steve Zarth, but he couldn't look at people.

01:17:01.000 He was so autistic, so they put him in there.

01:17:04.000 So our average was weird, because you'd have a lot of people getting 17 and 27 in math, and then him getting 100, pulling up the class average substantially.

01:17:12.000 Then there was Stephen Snip, who always had snot coming out of his nose.

01:17:15.000 And I was like, Steve, just wipe your nose.

01:17:18.000 And so he did.

01:17:19.000 And then he had a snot line here, and then new troops came in to fill it.

01:17:23.000 He was a big guy. 0.99

01:17:24.000 One time I was talking to him, and this fucker Barry Pablo came in and smashed. 0.99

01:17:31.000 I was sitting on a tree over the creek that Trevor Coles was killed in, and it had a sheet of ice on top of it. 0.99

01:17:36.000 I got smashed off the tree, flew through the air, went into the creek, under the ice.

01:17:42.000 He smashed me that hard.

01:17:43.000 I went flying.

01:17:44.000 And then I'm in the ice and I come out.

01:17:48.000 And I'm crawling.

01:17:50.000 I don't know why I was crawling.

01:17:51.000 I guess I was so cold that I couldn't walk.

01:17:54.000 So I was crawling back to the school, to the office, and everyone is pointing, laughing.

01:17:58.000 And he goes, what's the matter, Gavin?

01:18:01.000 You're going to catch pneumonia.

01:18:06.000 I am the aunt angry.

01:18:09.000 I fought him later, you'll be happy to hear, and won.

01:18:13.000 But I won because he tried to do a roundhouse kick and he lifted his other leg off the ground, flew through the air like a starfish, and knocked the wind out of himself.

01:18:24.000 So yeah, it wasn't a rubber room there.

01:18:28.000 This is from Drake.

01:18:29.000 Great armed robbery.

01:18:31.000 Ahmed Abri vid last week.

01:18:32.000 I know I can't count on you to address it.

01:18:34.000 I'm amazed how hard it is to find that mug shot. 0.99

01:18:36.000 I was getting so angry seeing all of my friends posting some idiotic quote from LeBron or Kamala Harris. 0.99

01:18:41.000 We can't even go jogging anymore. 1.00

01:18:44.000 What?

01:18:45.000 I assumed you weren't allowed to go jogging because I've never seen you jog.

01:18:50.000 And no one talks about this male woman who was just shot.

01:18:53.000 We can't even deliver mail anymore. 1.00

01:18:55.000 White mail lady, M-A-I-L, goes to some kid's house and he's like, fuck you, white bitch. 1.00

01:19:03.000 No news on that. 1.00

01:19:07.000 She loved carrying the mail.

01:19:09.000 My sister-in-law called it a modern-day lynching. 1.00

01:19:11.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:19:12.000 It is so scary how easily people are duped into believing these bullshit narratives. 1.00

01:19:16.000 I'm glad we have you to cut through the bullshit. 1.00

01:19:19.000 I think I even lost a friend because of it. 1.00

01:19:20.000 She lives in Baltimore and I asked her why she doesn't post about all the black men shooting each other in her precious city every week. 0.99

01:19:25.000 I bet that one hurt.

01:19:27.000 Could you make that a clip online, please?

01:19:29.000 I'd love to share it with people.

01:19:30.000 I know it'll probably get taken down, but it's good. 1.00

01:19:33.000 Yeah, this is why I don't like this kind of shit. 0.99

01:19:36.000 Because it's dishonest, and dishonesty is a waste of my time. 1.00

01:19:39.000 That's all.

01:19:40.000 I don't really care what your beliefs are. 1.00

01:19:42.000 I don't care if you're stupid. 1.00

01:19:44.000 I just hate liars because they're wasting my time. 1.00

01:19:48.000 Hey, I had dinner with Judge Napolitano last night. 0.93

01:19:53.000 Oh, really?

01:19:53.000 What's he like?

01:19:54.000 He's a good guy.

01:19:54.000 Huh?

01:19:55.000 He seems like an interesting dude.

01:19:57.000 Yeah, but he doesn't eat fish.

01:20:00.000 Oh, that's weird.

01:20:02.000 And then I found out the guy's lying, and I made a file in my head of Judge Napolitano, good guy, doesn't eat fish.

01:20:07.000 Now I have to go find that file, take it up, crumple it up, and throw it away. 0.99

01:20:11.000 I'm filing shit in here. 0.99

01:20:12.000 You're wasting my time. 0.99

01:20:15.000 Enough, please.

01:20:17.000 It's like when people want to talk about immigration.

01:20:20.000 Oh, okay.

01:20:21.000 Yeah, I want to talk about that.

01:20:22.000 I know a lot about that.

01:20:24.000 How many legals are there?

01:20:25.000 Oh, I don't know.

01:20:26.000 Okay, so you don't really care about it, so don't waste my time.

01:20:29.000 Like when you say, I'm monitoring hate.

01:20:31.000 Can I see your work on the Aryan Brotherhood?

01:20:31.000 Oh, really?

01:20:33.000 Oh, not that guy. 1.00

01:20:35.000 Okay, so you're full of shit, so you're wasting my time. 1.00

01:20:37.000 Go away. 1.00

01:20:38.000 Oh, you don't like that Ahmed Aubrey was killed?

01:20:41.000 Oh, okay. 0.97

01:20:42.000 So you must care a lot about blacks being killed. 0.98

01:20:44.000 How about the 20-a-day killed in gang violence? 0.99

01:20:46.000 Okay, so you're wasting my time.

01:20:46.000 Oh, you don't?

01:20:48.000 Fuck off. 1.00

01:20:50.000 Oh, you're mad at people not wearing masks? 1.00

01:20:52.000 Okay, why don't you care about young people, Hasids, blacks, Hispanics? 0.96

01:20:58.000 Why aren't they on your radar? 0.97

01:20:59.000 It's only white males you get mad at not wearing masks? 1.00

01:21:00.000 I hate your ass. 1.00

01:21:01.000 Okay, fuck you. 1.00

01:21:02.000 You're wasting my time. 1.00

01:21:03.000 Don't waste my time.

01:21:04.000 My time is precious. 1.00

01:21:08.000 Fucking liars. 1.00

01:21:09.000 That was too much of indecence. 1.00

01:21:11.000 It's like they don't, they're petrified of a negative stereotype coming out about a group. 1.00

01:21:16.000 Scottish people are ugly, stupid, and violent. 1.00

01:21:19.000 I'm Scottish. 1.00

01:21:20.000 I'll live.

01:21:22.000 You just said it.

01:21:23.000 You noticed a negative pattern about my group. 0.97

01:21:26.000 I'm not ugly or stupid. 0.96

01:21:32.000 I'm a little violent when the time calls for it. 0.91

01:21:36.000 But I can't notice negative patterns. 0.88

01:21:39.000 You can notice positive patterns, or you can invent positive patterns and make a black woman, all the neurosurgeons on your show black women. 0.99

01:21:47.000 But you can't notice negative patterns. 0.51

01:21:47.000 Okay. 0.51

01:21:50.000 Ain't nobody got time for that.

01:21:53.000 Aluger. 0.99

01:21:54.000 This guy's name's a Luger.

01:21:56.000 Biden compilation correction.

01:21:57.000 Hi, as much as I hate Biden, he says, can I have just one just alone?

01:22:02.000 Referring to a picture alone with the girl, which is also weird for him to request.

01:22:06.000 So he didn't say, can I kiss her alone?

01:22:07.000 He said, can I have one alone, meaning a picture?

01:22:10.000 Okay, so it's 12% less weird.

01:22:15.000 Trump morbidly obese is trending on Twitter.

01:22:18.000 This is Nancy Pelosi said that he shouldn't be taking hydrocloxychoroquin, which is she's parroting Chinese propaganda, calling it witchcraft, because she wants more Americans to die, because she knows that'll make Trump look worse.

01:22:33.000 And she says he shouldn't be taking it because he's morbidly obese.

01:22:41.000 Leaked audio, Biden and Poroshenko, quid pro quo.

01:22:45.000 This is pretty huge.

01:22:46.000 Dude, are you talking about that ancient story where he said six hours later they changed their mind?

01:22:52.000 A good opportunity to showcase your successes as we continue forward.

01:23:04.000 And I think, I doubt that any other general prostitute can do that, but we provide absolutely transparent procedure for the Selection Commission. 0.85

01:23:16.000 And the procedure was widely accepted, both inside the country, including my opponents, all the NGOs, all the parliamentary forces, they widely accepted as an absolutely transparent and effective situation.

01:23:34.000 And as I promised the very next day, before the 1st of December, exactly as I promised to Vice President Biden, this person who was selected by the Selection Commission is appointed.

01:23:46.000 Now, let's get up to Biden.

01:23:51.000 I can hear you better, too.

01:23:53.000 Sorry.

01:23:53.000 I'm sorry.

01:23:57.000 You were saying, I didn't.

01:23:58.000 I missed what you were saying.

01:24:00.000 Yeah.

01:24:00.000 So, first of all, I'm a magic handkerchief.

01:24:03.000 It's too long.

01:24:04.000 I need the smoking gun here.

01:24:05.000 I'm trying to keep people entertained.

01:24:17.000 Anyway, this looks like it's the same scoop that we had before.

01:24:20.000 It's just different audio saying the same thing.

01:24:22.000 He openly bragged about Quid Pro quo.

01:24:26.000 They were doing an investigation, and It inconvenienced him.

01:24:32.000 He decided it wasn't helping him.

01:24:34.000 So he said, get that prosecutor off the case, or you're not getting money.

01:24:38.000 We have like 900 million we're going to send to you.

01:24:40.000 It's exactly what they accused Trump of doing.

01:24:42.000 Trump didn't do it.

01:24:43.000 Biden did it. 1.00

01:24:45.000 You are being lied to by shitty magicians. 1.00

01:24:52.000 This is from Joe. 1.00

01:24:54.000 Joe Biden sums up his campaign.

01:24:55.000 We cannot win re-election. 0.99

01:24:57.000 That's an ancient fucking story, Joe. 1.00

01:25:00.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00

01:25:02.000 Who does that?

01:25:03.000 And we've discussed it on the show, too.

01:25:06.000 He's sending me something from March 8th. 0.97

01:25:09.000 Like, why do I have this research team of dullards? 1.00

01:25:13.000 Hey, man, I noticed something that everyone was talking about two months ago. 0.96

01:25:17.000 Thanks.

01:25:20.000 Gavin and Ryan, cute little video attached.

01:25:22.000 Wait for the jiggle. 1.00

01:25:23.000 If this is the crying fucking marriage, I'm going to pop a gasket. 1.00

01:25:28.000 It's not even working for me. 1.00

01:25:29.000 Is it working for you?

01:25:30.000 Yeah.

01:25:31.000 Some weird Google Photos error occurred. 0.99

01:25:35.000 I hate when people send me weird shit. 0.97

01:25:38.000 Like on photo apps, Google. 0.99

01:25:41.000 Just send a picture or a link.

01:25:44.000 What are you, my mom? 1.00

01:25:45.000 That's the kind of thing moms do. 1.00

01:25:47.000 They send you like a 35 megabyte QuickTime. 0.99

01:25:49.000 You're like, mom, can you not clutter my fucking box with giant movies? 0.99

01:25:55.000 You know what I noticed yesterday? 1.00

01:25:57.000 What?

01:25:59.000 Remember you said you weren't in this video?

01:26:01.000 We didn't finish it.

01:26:03.000 I watched that pretty close.

01:26:04.000 I'd know if I was in it.

01:26:05.000 We're going to survive.

01:26:08.000 Today, we celebrate our Independence Day.

01:26:13.000 It was coming up.

01:26:14.000 I was so hurt not to be in this.

01:26:16.000 Let's put clothes.

01:26:18.000 Not me, not me, not me. 1.00

01:26:22.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:26:23.000 How did I miss it? 1.00

01:26:24.000 Three times.

01:26:25.000 They made three of me?

01:26:26.000 Yeah.

01:26:27.000 That's almost too complimentary.

01:26:29.000 I'm very happy they did it, but...

01:26:34.000 All right.

01:26:36.000 Tell them thanks.

01:26:37.000 I guess I am relevant after all.

01:26:39.000 I guess I do matter.

01:26:40.000 That's right.

01:26:42.000 Hey, man, I'm a few episodes behind catching up.

01:26:45.000 Apologies if I already covered it.

01:26:46.000 Well, then don't send it in unless you're totally caught up.

01:26:49.000 But your positive thinking sketch wasn't just, oh, my Jesus, Lord.

01:26:55.000 These texts speak for themselves.

01:26:57.000 My in-laws are always demonizing Trump supporters for defending everything Trump does when really we are just trying to point out lies and contradictions from the left.

01:27:05.000 Here are a few screenshots of their reactions when I sent the video of Biden touching children.

01:27:11.000 Unfortunately, it was not surprising.

01:27:13.000 So Biden is a caring, loving father figure?

01:27:16.000 What's your point?

01:27:17.000 I'm not sure I'd be okay with a man touching one of my family members or kids that way.

01:27:21.000 Has Joe Biden ever been accused of inappropriate behavior with children?

01:27:24.000 He's been in the spotlight for many years.

01:27:26.000 I feel like this is inappropriate behavior.

01:27:28.000 Also, the kids' parents don't seem to think so.

01:27:31.000 They seem to think so.

01:27:33.000 I wonder how people would actually react if Trump was acting this way.

01:27:35.000 It'd be easier to accuse him of sexual misconduct with kids based off of this video.

01:27:39.000 It's not inappropriate.

01:27:41.000 Why would someone accuse him of that?

01:27:43.000 They don't care.

01:27:43.000 He's pose-read with his own daughter.

01:27:46.000 That one really pisses me off where they say Trump wants to fuck his daughter. 1.00

01:27:51.000 He made some offhanded remark because, well, if she was my daughter, then I'd be attracted to her. 1.00

01:27:57.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:27:58.000 Did you see if she wasn't my daughter, I said, did you see fucking Back to the Future? 0.98

01:28:03.000 It's kind of a mainstream thing to say. 1.00

01:28:07.000 You're not saying you want to fuck your daughter. 1.00

01:28:08.000 And then they show a bunch of pictures of Ivanka sitting on his lap and stuff and holding him and hugging him. 1.00

01:28:13.000 And they make it sexual. 1.00

01:28:15.000 You're the fucking disgusting pervert. 1.00

01:28:17.000 If you have a girl sitting on a guy's lap and it's sexual, a daughter sitting on a... 1.00

01:28:26.000 Well, I got all those texts in a row and then Ivanka Trump with Trump. 0.98

01:28:33.000 What?

01:28:34.000 Why would you do that? 1.00

01:28:35.000 Ivanka Trump is with Trump every fucking day, sitting on lap as a young girl. 1.00

01:28:42.000 Ivanka Trump with Trump, you're kind of like a dog. 1.00

01:28:46.000 That's what a dog, that's how a dog would Google it. 1.00

01:28:49.000 Yeah, like that's sexual to you, you fucking disgusting perverts. 1.00

01:28:53.000 And that other one that's right next to me right here, that one's sexual. 1.00

01:28:56.000 She's like dancing to music and stuff. 0.97

01:28:58.000 And you've turned that into sex. 1.00

01:29:00.000 Fuck off. 1.00

01:29:02.000 He's posed weird with his own daughter. 1.00

01:29:04.000 I don't know why you would bother.

01:29:06.000 My relationship with my in-laws is like eggshells.

01:29:09.000 I don't want to mess with it. 0.98

01:29:10.000 I would never fucking start trying to get them into Trump. 0.97

01:29:15.000 Exactly. 0.96

01:29:16.000 Trump has a long list of things he's done.

01:29:17.000 So it's okay to be nasty with your daughter, but not non-familial peeps.

01:29:21.000 Yeah, I guess this is totally normal and not at all weird. 0.98

01:29:24.000 May I say, since I'm the expert in being sexually abused, uh-oh, this video is manipulated to make Biden look like a creepy guy.

01:29:30.000 I'm not crazy about him personally, but I don't feel he abuses children.

01:29:34.000 Not voting for Biden is voting for Trump.

01:29:36.000 Don't judge based on what you see in the videos anymore.

01:29:38.000 Everything is manipulated.

01:29:40.000 What do you mean manipulated?

01:29:43.000 They zoomed in on some gross stuff he was doing.

01:29:45.000 I have never in my life put my arms around this part of a child that's not mine.

01:29:52.000 Amen.

01:29:52.000 Or mine.

01:29:58.000 Um, This is from Joe.

01:30:00.000 Hey, Gav, did you see this?

01:30:01.000 The NFL is considering giving teams a bump up in the draft if they hire black coaches or executives.

01:30:06.000 And then he quotes, under the proposal, a team that hires minority head coach would move up six spots in the third round of the following year's draft.

01:30:13.000 Hiring a minority for the top personnel job would create a 10-spot improvement.

01:30:18.000 Ostensibly, a team that hired a minority coach in GM would see their third round pick improved by 16th.

01:30:24.000 Okay.

01:30:25.000 You know what's going to happen with this?

01:30:27.000 When you impose diversity in sports, you kill sports.

01:30:31.000 Sports is the last bastion of meritocracy.

01:30:34.000 If you're good, you're in.

01:30:36.000 In baseball, we don't even care if you're an American citizen or you speak English.

01:30:40.000 We'll file the paperwork.

01:30:41.000 We'll get a translator.

01:30:42.000 If you're sespidous, you're getting out of Cuba and you're on the Mets. 0.99

01:30:47.000 And now, what are they going to do?

01:30:48.000 Have short Chinese guys in the NBA?

01:30:52.000 I deserve to play in the M. The top 1% of basketball players are tall black guys.

01:31:03.000 Gavin, just a friendly reminder, the waitresses, I know what boys like.

01:31:07.000 Like you more than what?

01:31:08.000 You tell me about a song that I've played on the show that I like?

01:31:13.000 It's an annoying day for the mailbag, isn't it? 1.00

01:31:17.000 The idea that a shark would be turned off you shitting yourself is ludicrous. 0.95

01:31:20.000 To people in the know, it is referred to as shark sugar. 0.97

01:31:24.000 This is a video of dolphins not only blowing vortex rings, but also sending one through another.

01:31:30.000 No exaggeration with human master level of skill.

01:31:33.000 What are they doing?

01:31:34.000 They're blowing rings.

01:31:36.000 They're messing with them.

01:31:41.000 What's that got to do with anything?

01:31:42.000 While I was fishing in Florida, I just cast my line out and looked out at a flossum bed drifting towards the pier with the current.

01:31:49.000 As it got closer and became clearer, I noticed that it was not only moving but consisted of five or six large manna Is he spelling manatees wrong? 1.00

01:31:58.000 Then as they passed underneath, it became obvious that they were fucking and sucking, just rolling around, having an orgy. 1.00

01:32:05.000 That's nice. 1.00

01:32:06.000 Did I tell you about mana wars yet? 0.97

01:32:09.000 What losers they are? 0.86

01:32:12.000 The jellyfish? 1.00

01:32:13.000 The jellyfish? 0.77

01:32:14.000 I hereby declare mana war such a loser animal that it's not an animal. 0.83

01:32:23.000 I call animal fancy plants.

01:32:24.000 A manowar is a plant starting today.

01:32:27.000 The things that make it up aren't even related.

01:32:31.000 So like the sack isn't really part of it.

01:32:36.000 They're all separate entities that zap things and they don't even really digest them.

01:32:40.000 It doesn't have an anus.

01:32:42.000 It just like zaps things to death and then sort of feeds off their mush and then a different department on the manowar eats another part of it.

01:32:49.000 It's just a poisonous pile of plants. 1.00

01:32:53.000 Fuck you, manowar. 1.00

01:32:54.000 You suck. 1.00

01:32:55.000 And that inflated sack that's on its head, that's just how it moves. 1.00

01:33:00.000 But it's the wind that moves it.

01:33:02.000 It doesn't move at all.

01:33:05.000 And one of the criteria for an animal is mobility. 1.00

01:33:08.000 If the wind's blowing you around, you're a fucking tumbleweed. 1.00

01:33:11.000 Fuck you, loser. 1.00

01:33:14.000 Worst animal. 1.00

01:33:15.000 No, not an animal. 1.00

01:33:17.000 Just a stupid pile of plants. 1.00

01:33:21.000 That stings shit. 1.00

01:33:25.000 Watch Joe Biden discuss how he had the top of his head cut off. 1.00

01:33:30.000 And they literally had to take the top of my head off. 1.00

01:33:32.000 I mean, they take a saw and they cut your head off and go in to find the artery that one was leaking.

01:33:39.000 I said, Doc, what are my chances?

01:33:41.000 I had two great neurosurgeons.

01:33:43.000 He said, Senator, for mortality or morbidity.

01:33:53.000 That's boring.

01:33:55.000 He does tend to blather on, doesn't he? 0.98

01:33:57.000 Hey, Gavin and Fuckface, do you ever listen to ProBot?

01:33:59.000 It's the album where Dave Grohl plays with all his metal heroes.

01:34:02.000 Yeah, I remember that album.

01:34:04.000 Best tracks are Shake Your Blood with Lemmy and I Am the Warlock with Jack Black. 0.99

01:34:10.000 Also, did you guys ever talk about how stupid Elon Musk's kid's name is? 0.99

01:34:14.000 Sorry in advance if you didn't. 1.00

01:34:15.000 It's retarded. 1.00

01:34:17.000 Yeah. 0.94

01:34:20.000 We're not going to listen to Probot.

01:34:22.000 People can look him up.

01:34:23.000 But Elon Musk was explaining it to Joe Rogan, and you could tell that Elon Musk was embarrassed of his kids. 1.00

01:34:32.000 Elon is a stupid name. 1.00

01:34:35.000 That's weird that his wife named it. 1.00

01:34:38.000 That was his wife.

01:34:38.000 Yeah, it was.

01:34:39.000 What's her name?

01:34:40.000 Grimes.

01:34:40.000 Yeah.

01:34:41.000 You would think that that's like his.

01:34:43.000 He came up with AE.

01:34:44.000 Maybe she's trying to out-Elon him. 0.99

01:34:46.000 But can you find the fucking video? 1.00

01:34:48.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:34:51.000 Here we go, guys.

01:34:51.000 Great to see you.

01:34:53.000 Fully formed adults and applied them to a submarine.

01:34:59.000 They didn't really help there.

01:35:01.000 You might want to time stamp your videos there, news source.

01:35:05.000 See, people don't value other people's time.

01:35:08.000 I value your time.

01:35:10.000 I don't want to waste your time.

01:35:11.000 So if I'm going to put a clip up, it's going to be time-stamped.

01:35:14.000 That's why I get mad at Ryan.

01:35:15.000 He looks up Ivanka and Donald Trump. 1.00

01:35:23.000 Here's the same asshole telling us about the waitresses I know what boys like. 1.00

01:35:28.000 This has been the worst male day we've ever had. 1.00

01:35:30.000 When your child is born, you will know for the rest of this child's life.

01:35:34.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:35:39.000 Well, is it a placeholder?

01:35:41.000 Christopher, my partner is the one that actually mostly came up with the name.

01:35:45.000 Congratulations to her.

01:35:46.000 Yeah, yeah, she's great at names. 0.85

01:35:47.000 So, I mean, it's just X, the letter X. And then the AE is like pronounced Ash.

01:35:59.000 Yeah.

01:36:00.000 Don't laugh.

01:36:00.000 And then A12 is my contribution.

01:36:04.000 Oh, why A12?

01:36:05.000 Archangel 12, the precursor to the SR-71.

01:36:10.000 Coolest plane ever.

01:36:12.000 My buddy named his daughter Secret Midnight Magic.

01:36:17.000 What was it again?

01:36:17.000 Don't dox her.

01:36:18.000 Secret Midnight Magic Nico.

01:36:21.000 That's what he named his daughter.

01:36:22.000 Then he OD'd.

01:36:22.000 Dash snow.

01:36:25.000 All right, I think we're done here.

01:36:28.000 Shall we look at some funny videos before we bid adieu?

01:36:34.000 Oh, look at this.

01:36:35.000 I didn't know we could do this.

01:36:37.000 This is what the patriarchy does.

01:36:39.000 You don't see the matriarchy doing this. 1.00

01:36:41.000 This is 3-3.

01:36:42.000 I thought this was only in Bugs Bunny cartoons, but apparently we can do it now.

01:36:46.000 We can make cartoons real.

01:36:47.000 Thank you.

01:36:54.000 Uh, what?

01:36:57.000 Whoa.

01:36:58.000 What?

01:37:03.000 What?

01:37:04.000 That can't be an underwater, I mean, underground missile, because it wouldn't be strong enough.

01:37:09.000 So it must be a series of dynamite explosions to make an instant ditch?

01:37:15.000 What is going on here? 0.93

01:37:17.000 I remember the woman who started Planned Parenthood, Margaret Sanger, she obviously was responsible for millions of dead babies, black babies. 1.00

01:37:29.000 But she said one intelligent thing.

01:37:31.000 She said, sometimes I like to just stand out on the street and look at the incredible machines man has created.

01:37:38.000 I feel the same way.

01:37:39.000 Sometimes I'll just watch in the city by Grand Central there, they're building a building and they've just finished the foundation.

01:37:46.000 And because it's going to be a skyscraper, the foundation is just cavernous, it's huge. 0.99

01:37:50.000 And I'm looking at the perfect cement walls, just thinking, shit. 0.99

01:37:54.000 And then after examining that construction, I put down my hammer, put on my boots and went for a jog. 1.00

01:37:59.000 And I was killed by two vigilantes.

01:38:07.000 This clip was funny, 3-4. 1.00

01:38:10.000 Because if you listen closely, you'll hear a woman say, this nigga is asshole naked. 1.00

01:38:17.000 She's raunchied up, butt naked. 1.00

01:38:22.000 I swear to God. 1.00

01:38:25.000 I'm gonna kill! 1.00

01:38:27.000 I don't know what's up! 1.00

01:38:29.000 Go to sleep.

01:38:32.000 Go to sleep.

01:38:32.000 Hey, y'all chill out, man.

01:38:33.000 Call the police!

01:38:35.000 He's holding me against my will.

01:38:37.000 You on top of him, brother.

01:38:39.000 Against my will.

01:38:41.000 Hey, man.

01:38:41.000 Y'all need to get away from me.

01:38:42.000 We get the backstory here.

01:38:45.000 You don't got no clothes on.

01:38:46.000 This is kind of weird, brother. 0.99

01:38:47.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:38:49.000 This is kind of weird, man. 0.99

01:38:50.000 You on top of him?

01:38:52.000 I'm about to touch you.

01:38:54.000 Nah, not about to do it.

01:38:59.000 Don't call me!

01:39:01.000 Help, boys! 0.59

01:39:03.000 Hey! 0.99

01:39:04.000 Help! 0.99

01:39:05.000 Y'all shut up. 0.99

01:39:06.000 God, Jesus help me. 0.99

01:39:08.000 Oh, my God.

01:39:11.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:39:15.000 Hey, y'all shut up, love. 1.00

01:39:17.000 This nigga is asshole. 1.00

01:39:19.000 Oh, my goodness. 1.00

01:39:20.000 Jesus. 0.97

01:39:23.000 Butt naked doesn't cover it anymore. 0.94

01:39:26.000 It's not good enough.

01:39:28.000 Are you wearing that down for a video drop?

01:39:31.000 Maybe just the audio drop.

01:39:33.000 Right.

01:39:33.000 With a picture of a woman that looks like she'd see that.

01:39:35.000 Okay, here's the last one.

01:39:37.000 This is one of the funniest knockouts I've ever seen in my life.

01:39:43.000 A really dangerous one, too.

01:39:44.000 One concussion's bad.

01:39:46.000 Two in a row, that's really bad.

01:39:49.000 And this guy clearly was concussed with the first punch.

01:40:07.000 It's almost like it's in reverse motion.

01:40:10.000 Like you were...

01:40:14.000 What's the other guy down there for?

01:40:16.000 Yeah, what's he was he knocked out previously?

01:40:19.000 Are they just lining up knockouts on a blanket? 0.62

01:40:22.000 Is that like his future self?

01:40:24.000 Is this the world's tidiest fight? 0.98

01:40:29.000 I want to lay down next to him, but I don't want to be gay. 1.00

01:40:32.000 Can you help me out here? 0.91

01:40:34.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:40:39.000 Once I get your head, baby, don't care if I sound great.

01:40:43.000 But you never let me down.

01:40:45.000 No, no, that's why when the sun's up all fake, still laying in your back figure.

01:40:54.000 All this time on my head.

01:40:57.000 Mikey, might as well care for that.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 19, 2020

S02E165 - INVALID MODERATION [2020-05-19 - S02E165 - INVALID MODERATION]

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