Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 03, 2019


S02E17 - THIS BUD'S FOR HE-HER

Topics
Central Park rapist
Hosted by
Gavin McInnes
Mentioned
Jacob Engels Monica Helms Rashida Tlaib Laura Loomer Trump Pepe Sam Harris Louis C.K. Pink Tarana Burke Congresswoman Tlaib Ann Coulter Katy Perry Stella Charles C. Johnson The F. Gray Tyrannosaurus Burke Marvel Universe Jussie Smollett Raymond Santana and 33 more
S02E16 - ON MY DONALD TRUMP SH*T #144 | Its kind of feminist to be sexist

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Misogyny

101

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Toxicity

321

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Hate speech

103

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This week, we re talking about the Central Park Five, Budweiser s new gay campaign, and gender fluidity. Plus, a new movie out on Netflix, and more. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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00:00:35.000 Oh, that's a heavy ghetto blaster. 0.92
00:00:38.000 I ain't no radio raheem carrying that thing ain't easy.
00:00:42.000 That was Public Enemy Fight the Power.
00:00:46.000 What album was that on?
00:00:47.000 Maybe Fear of a Black Planet. 0.71
00:00:49.000 The year was 1989.
00:00:50.000 That was in the summer.
00:00:51.000 I was noticing there in the video, they've all got those Brooklyn signs.
00:00:54.000 That's Spikely co-opting Public Enemy.
00:00:58.000 They're from Long Island, I believe.
00:01:00.000 It is Fear of a Black Planet.
00:01:02.000 Yeah.
00:01:03.000 So the reason I played that song was because that was the summer of 89.
00:01:07.000 I remember it well.
00:01:09.000 And that was when the Central Park 5 gang raped a woman and went to jail for it.
00:01:15.000 Now, there's a new movie out on Netflix this week wherein that didn't happen.
00:01:18.000 I've already talked about it, but I'm sorry.
00:01:20.000 I just have to come back because it's in the news.
00:01:23.000 But that's heavy.
00:01:24.000 Let's have a little bit of fun first.
00:01:25.000 We've got a great show for you tonight. 0.96
00:01:26.000 Jacob Engels was just harassing, God damn, why can't I remember her name? 0.98
00:01:33.000 Rashaya. 0.99
00:01:34.000 Rashida.
00:01:35.000 Rashida Talib.
00:01:36.000 Talib.
00:01:37.000 Rashida Talib.
00:01:38.000 Palestinian Muslim.
00:01:40.000 She's the one who said, impeach them. 1.00
00:01:42.000 I'm going to impeach that motherfucker. 1.00
00:01:44.000 And so he went and called her a motherfucker. 1.00
00:01:46.000 And we're going to talk briefly about that kind of activism and does it work? 0.99
00:01:50.000 Because I used to be against it, but I don't think I am anymore.
00:01:53.000 I think I'm seeing the light.
00:01:57.000 But speaking of activism, my child, my baby, something that is with me every day that I cherish, I look forward to.
00:02:06.000 I know one of the best parts of my day is knowing that the workday is over and I get to go to the bar and be with my sweet angel, Budweiser, the king of beers, has stabbed me in the back.
00:02:17.000 It's let everyone down.
00:02:19.000 And Budweiser is going on a huge gay campaign. 0.91
00:02:23.000 Not just gay, though. 0.97
00:02:24.000 I'm sure plenty of gays are annoyed by this. 0.87
00:02:26.000 They're going on this radical, radical campaign.
00:02:30.000 And this is Bud UK.
00:02:31.000 I think they're doing it in the States, too, because it's gay month, right? 1.00
00:02:35.000 June is gay month. 1.00
00:02:36.000 Oh, yes.
00:02:38.000 You know what we should do for gay month, you and I? 0.99
00:02:40.000 Make love to each other. 0.97
00:02:40.000 What? 0.97
00:02:42.000 But what would separate that from any other old day?
00:02:45.000 Record it.
00:02:46.000 Oh, okay, yes.
00:02:47.000 Record it this time.
00:02:48.000 Let the world in.
00:02:49.000 Bud in the UK, I should say, is considered kind of a classy beer, the same way Stella is considered classy here because it's more expensive.
00:02:58.000 Stella is, it's called the wife beater, I think, in the Netherlands. 0.65
00:03:01.000 But that doesn't explain this.
00:03:03.000 Fly the flag for gender fluid pride.
00:03:06.000 This is one of the more conservative ones, by the way.
00:03:08.000 Pink is for femininity, blue is for masculinity, while purple represents a mix of the two.
00:03:13.000 Pink and blue.
00:03:14.000 Is that what pink and blue make?
00:03:16.000 I don't know.
00:03:16.000 Maybe.
00:03:17.000 Black represents lack of gender, and white stands for all genders. 1.00
00:03:21.000 They're really, I think they're using up every color there is. 0.97
00:03:25.000 Like, I thought blue was cops.
00:03:29.000 Yellow. 0.98
00:03:30.000 And isn't pink gay? 0.78
00:03:33.000 Non-binary pride. 0.98
00:03:35.000 Go back.
00:03:35.000 Wait a minute.
00:03:36.000 This is so, I don't, I don't understand.
00:03:38.000 Gender fluid, what's the difference between gender fluid and non-binary?
00:03:42.000 When is what?
00:03:43.000 Oh, I think I know.
00:03:46.000 Gender fluid changes all the time. 1.00
00:03:48.000 Non-binary, you're like, I'm a two-spirit, and that never changes. 0.83
00:03:51.000 You're always two-spirit.
00:03:53.000 But gender fluid, you could be two-spirit one day, a man one day, a woman the other day.
00:03:58.000 That still sounds kind of non-binary to me.
00:04:01.000 We're getting a lot of synonyms, a lot of overlap.
00:04:04.000 The Venn diagram of all this lunacy is bigger than the circles that they unite.
00:04:11.000 All right, what's the next one?
00:04:14.000 Yellow is for those whose gender exists outside the gender binary. 0.75
00:04:17.000 You already said that.
00:04:18.000 White is for people with many genders.
00:04:20.000 You already said that.
00:04:20.000 Purple, I gotcha.
00:04:22.000 Black. 0.93
00:04:23.000 Wait a minute. 0.99
00:04:24.000 What the hell is going on here?
00:04:26.000 So they got white, purple, and black are the same in both.
00:04:30.000 So the only difference between these two is the yellow and the pink, right?
00:04:35.000 So go back.
00:04:36.000 Oh, no, and the blue.
00:04:37.000 Pink is for femininity. 1.00
00:04:38.000 Blue is for masculinity. 0.91
00:04:40.000 Yellow is for those whose gender. 1.00
00:04:41.000 Okay, so in the top one, this is bizarre.
00:04:46.000 This is totally redundant.
00:04:47.000 What are they doing here?
00:04:49.000 Doesn't yellow, doesn't having yellow right there include the blue and the pink of the previous one?
00:04:56.000 I don't know.
00:04:57.000 Like, go back up.
00:04:59.000 Wait a minute.
00:05:00.000 Blue is for masculinity, right? 0.91
00:05:03.000 Am I part of this?
00:05:04.000 I'm male.
00:05:05.000 What's all the way on the bottom?
00:05:05.000 I'm masculine.
00:05:07.000 Okay, at least I'm on their cup.
00:05:09.000 You're the last sip.
00:05:11.000 That warm.
00:05:12.000 I'm the worst sip.
00:05:13.000 I'm the P sip of the bud wash.
00:05:15.000 The backwash, warm.
00:05:16.000 I'm the backwash.
00:05:17.000 I just want to be on your cup.
00:05:17.000 Fine.
00:05:19.000 Okay, so those two, to quote the film Mediocracy, talk like a fag and their shit's all retarded. 1.00
00:05:25.000 Let's see number three. 1.00
00:05:27.000 This is the weirdest one.
00:05:29.000 First of all, doesn't the left always call anyone conservative an incel?
00:05:33.000 You know what an incel is, right?
00:05:35.000 Involuntarily celibate.
00:05:35.000 Yeah.
00:05:38.000 There's no evidence that those gentlemen who end up killing people because they go crazy without getting laid, there's no evidence that they are more right-wing or left-wing.
00:05:47.000 So I don't know why you're pinning that on us, but asexual is something to be proud of. 0.61
00:05:52.000 Black is for asexuals who don't feel sexual attraction to anyone. 0.97
00:05:55.000 You mean like an 89-year-old lady? 1.00
00:05:57.000 So they wouldn't even care about this.
00:05:59.000 Yeah.
00:05:59.000 I wouldn't even have pride over something.
00:06:01.000 I proudly don't want to fuck you. 1.00
00:06:02.000 Yeah, I'm a proud non-golfer. 1.00
00:06:04.000 Actually, I will admit, this might be my cup because sometimes I'll see a blonde with big tits that everyone's fawning over, and I'm just like, not my cup of tea. 1.00
00:06:12.000 And then there's part of you feels kind of smug about that. 0.93
00:06:16.000 Like, I'm not attracted to that girl that everyone else wants.
00:06:19.000 Like, Katy Perry.
00:06:21.000 I feel nothing.
00:06:22.000 I'm asexual for Katy Perry and Lady Gaga.
00:06:26.000 Yeah, you're rejecting them in your head.
00:06:28.000 I feel, not even gay.
00:06:29.000 I feel Asexual towards them.
00:06:31.000 You know, another thing that I do sometimes, if you see like a burn victim and they're walking in the street or any kind of freak, like someone with a huge tumor on their face, I purposely don't look at them.
00:06:42.000 And I walk by, not in a way, but I'm like, I'm above gawking at you.
00:06:42.000 Yeah, me too.
00:06:47.000 And part of me thinks that they go, holy shit, that guy didn't even stare at me. 0.99
00:06:52.000 He must be a very deep dude. 0.99
00:06:52.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:06:54.000 I do that too.
00:06:55.000 So then I'm making it all about me.
00:06:58.000 This guy has a tumor that's killing him, and I'm like, classic Gav. 0.99
00:07:02.000 Selfishness goes a long way for other people.
00:07:04.000 Louis C.K. has a similar bit where he says that a Marine got on the plane.
00:07:11.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:07:12.000 Remember that one?
00:07:13.000 And he was going to give him his first-class seat, but he didn't.
00:07:17.000 But he just sort of felt good about himself because he almost did.
00:07:20.000 Yeah.
00:07:21.000 Because he thought about it.
00:07:22.000 Do you want to tell that story as Louis C.K.?
00:07:24.000 There was a soldier and he got on and I said, thanks a lot, son.
00:07:29.000 Why are you showing me while you do this?
00:07:31.000 Because I look less like Louis C.K. when you see me.
00:07:35.000 But do your Louis C.K. And I said, hey, in my head.
00:07:35.000 Okay.
00:07:41.000 I said, hey, hey, son, why don't you take my seat?
00:07:43.000 And for some reason, you could just call a soldier's son.
00:07:46.000 They're just your son all of a sudden.
00:07:48.000 I can't rant as Louis, but that's pretty much the bit.
00:07:50.000 Yeah, that was good.
00:07:51.000 Thanks.
00:07:53.000 All right.
00:07:54.000 This goes on and on and on, by the way.
00:07:56.000 This might be the whole show looking at these various insane cans.
00:08:00.000 And who is telling them this? 0.98
00:08:01.000 Like, I know homos. 1.00
00:08:03.000 If I told them black is for asexual, they'd have no idea. 0.98
00:08:06.000 Most normal homosexuals have no idea what anything is outside of LGBT. 1.00
00:08:11.000 And even then, the gays I know, they go, tranny, what are that? 1.00
00:08:15.000 Like, I got in a lot of trouble when I said trannies are just mentally ill gays. 1.00
00:08:18.000 And my wife, who's a fag hag, said to all our gay friends, look, he's sorry. 1.00
00:08:22.000 We don't mean it. 1.00
00:08:23.000 Are you mad?
00:08:24.000 And they go, we're not trannies.
00:08:25.000 I don't care.
00:08:25.000 That's got nothing to do with me.
00:08:27.000 Yeah.
00:08:27.000 Like, they don't feel an allegiance to trannies.
00:08:31.000 They feel an allegiance, I think, to drag queens, but that's just a Halloween costume. 0.98
00:08:35.000 Aren't asexuals just as much of an opponent as straight people to anybody who's gay and buying it? 0.99
00:08:41.000 Because it's like you don't like sex at all. 0.99
00:08:43.000 Well, I'm super sexual. 0.51
00:08:45.000 There's no such thing as an asexual person.
00:08:47.000 That's the funny part here.
00:08:48.000 Let me tell you what asexual is. 0.66
00:08:50.000 It's when you're in high school and you want to be interesting and you have no game.
00:08:54.000 So you go, I'm actually asexual. 0.78
00:08:57.000 A valsal.
00:08:58.000 And then you, a what?
00:08:59.000 A voluntary celibate.
00:09:00.000 A val cell.
00:09:01.000 And then what you're doing, I remember these guys, they'd also say they're Satanists or something weird.
00:09:07.000 I'm actually pagan.
00:09:09.000 They'd have some weird tattoo of like numbers with a bunch of grass and like an X with a thing.
00:09:15.000 Like sticks and hammer.
00:09:16.000 I like that guy, but they would sort of be doing that kind of stuff.
00:09:20.000 And what you're doing when you say that is you're hoping some girl will be like, oh, I'm going to break through that facade.
00:09:25.000 Right. 0.99
00:09:26.000 And sometimes it works because everyone's dumb in high school. 0.99
00:09:31.000 Go back to that asexual thing that doesn't exist. 1.00
00:09:34.000 Demisexuals. 0.69
00:09:35.000 Gray is for gray asexuals who sometimes feel sexual attraction. 0.62
00:09:40.000 What? 0.93
00:09:41.000 The F. Gray is for gray asexuals. 1.00
00:09:48.000 So you're not a particularly horny person. 0.95
00:09:50.000 So you're about a 48-year-old woman.
00:09:53.000 What?
00:09:53.000 You're proud of that?
00:09:54.000 I proudly want to fuck sometimes. 1.00
00:09:58.000 Congratulations. 1.00
00:10:01.000 Proudly want to fuck sometimes. 1.00
00:10:02.000 Power. 1.00
00:10:03.000 Yeah.
00:10:03.000 We should have a parade where you're sort of like, meh, not so much.
00:10:07.000 Meh.
00:10:07.000 It's the meh parade.
00:10:09.000 I'm kind of meh about sex.
00:10:12.000 That is, that's like, what about gray vegetarians who sometimes eat meat?
00:10:18.000 Or demi-vegetarians who only eat meat if they know the meat well.
00:10:18.000 Right.
00:10:25.000 White nods to non-sexual allies.
00:10:29.000 Wait, you're changing white?
00:10:33.000 White meant go up. 0.94
00:10:36.000 White stands for all genders. 0.62
00:10:38.000 White was all genders there and go down. 1.00
00:10:40.000 And then white, what does white mean here?
00:10:42.000 Many genders. 0.73
00:10:44.000 Wait, they changed it every one.
00:10:45.000 White was all genders at the top. 0.99
00:10:47.000 Then it just meant many genders.
00:10:49.000 That could be three.
00:10:50.000 Right.
00:10:50.000 Now it's allies.
00:10:53.000 Non-asexual allies. 0.71
00:10:56.000 So now you can be proud.
00:10:58.000 Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. 0.93
00:11:00.000 So the gray means you want to have sex sometimes, and I was just mocking the idea of a parade of that. 1.00
00:11:04.000 Now you can be proud if you're friends with someone who likes to fuck sometimes. 0.99
00:11:09.000 Well, guess what? 0.99
00:11:10.000 I'm one of those people.
00:11:12.000 Non-asexual allies? 0.73
00:11:13.000 I'm a non-asexual ally.
00:11:15.000 Same.
00:11:16.000 No, sorry.
00:11:17.000 I'm a gray asexual ally.
00:11:20.000 Oh, I see. 0.99
00:11:20.000 So I am friends with many people that like to have sex sometimes. 0.99
00:11:26.000 No? 0.98
00:11:27.000 You're learning so much, folks at home.
00:11:29.000 That is fun.
00:11:30.000 See, these are good.
00:11:31.000 These are good.
00:11:32.000 I feel proud.
00:11:33.000 Purple is for those who feel a mix of male and female.
00:11:36.000 And then in this one, purple represents the whole community.
00:11:39.000 Yeah.
00:11:39.000 Everyone.
00:11:40.000 Everyone but straights. 1.00
00:11:42.000 Fuck them. 1.00
00:11:42.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:11:43.000 Wait a minute.
00:11:44.000 You could be LA straight.
00:11:44.000 No, no.
00:11:45.000 A gray asexual could be like a guy that likes to have sex with a woman. 1.00
00:11:50.000 And in the top one, blue is masculinity. 1.00
00:11:50.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:11:52.000 So we're in this.
00:11:53.000 We're invited.
00:11:54.000 In fact, we're all over this.
00:11:54.000 Okay, cool.
00:11:56.000 Especially now that we're throwing in allies.
00:11:59.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:12:00.000 I know tons of people that like sex. 0.99
00:12:03.000 What's this little cute one? 0.98
00:12:04.000 Little tiny guy?
00:12:05.000 This one's shy.
00:12:08.000 Designed by Monica Helms, whoever the hell that is.
00:12:10.000 Noteworthy.
00:12:11.000 Blue.
00:12:12.000 Look up Monica Helms later. 1.00
00:12:14.000 Blue represents male, pink female.
00:12:18.000 Wait, is that a typo or is pink female a thing? 1.00
00:12:21.000 Pink female. 0.94
00:12:23.000 Wait, what the?
00:12:25.000 This is so complicated.
00:12:27.000 Blue represents male, pink, female, and white is for those transitioning.
00:12:31.000 Why do you get to change the color on every cup?
00:12:34.000 Like the meaning of the color on every cup?
00:12:37.000 This is not very easy.
00:12:40.000 Here's a question, and I'm not joking here.
00:12:42.000 It's a literal question.
00:12:43.000 I mean this totally seriously.
00:12:45.000 Is there a single human being on the planet Earth, including people who worked on this campaign, designed the cups, were there all day, wrote out those tweets?
00:12:55.000 Is there a single person on earth who could be put in this studio right now, sit down in a chair, and say, Okay, and we have flashcards.
00:13:03.000 All right, what does white mean in this particular instance?
00:13:07.000 I would wager 500 bucks that not one person on the planet earth could answer these flashcards for all these correctly.
00:13:18.000 You're right, we're doing it live, and I'm lost.
00:13:21.000 You're right.
00:13:21.000 If you asked me to go through the first one, the first one I'd say, blue is for masculinity, pink is for femininity, white is all genders, black is no genders, and I think that's the only color.
00:13:36.000 Purple is a combination of male masculinity, which is blue, and female femininity, which is pink.
00:13:43.000 Okay, well, you're wrong.
00:13:44.000 Go to the very first one.
00:13:45.000 Go to the very first one.
00:13:46.000 Black. 0.93
00:13:46.000 No, no, no. 0.93
00:13:46.000 You're wrong. 0.93
00:13:47.000 The first one.
00:13:48.000 Oh, I forgot black.
00:13:49.000 No, you said black, but you're wrong.
00:13:51.000 What is black?
00:13:53.000 Whatever it was.
00:13:53.000 I said no genders.
00:13:55.000 That's right.
00:13:55.000 Lack of gender.
00:13:56.000 But not for this one.
00:13:57.000 So you're right for that one?
00:13:58.000 No, no, I was talking about the first one.
00:14:00.000 They change in every one.
00:14:01.000 Go back to the first one.
00:14:02.000 Blue.
00:14:02.000 I got blue right.
00:14:03.000 I got pink right.
00:14:04.000 I got purple right.
00:14:06.000 Oh, I forgot blue.
00:14:07.000 No, I got blue.
00:14:08.000 I got it.
00:14:08.000 I got that.
00:14:09.000 I got that.
00:14:10.000 You nailed it.
00:14:11.000 That's one of them.
00:14:11.000 And I only got it because I just did it five seconds ago.
00:14:14.000 Natural.
00:14:16.000 Okay.
00:14:16.000 Sorry, folks, we're still not done.
00:14:18.000 You may want to fast forward because I'm not.
00:14:20.000 Oh, by the way, this is Monica Helms.
00:14:23.000 Oh, my God.
00:14:24.000 My fantasies have come to life.
00:14:27.000 Someone has been in my wank bank.
00:14:30.000 And it's like weird science.
00:14:32.000 They've created the perfect woman just from solely scoping out my desires. 0.99
00:14:37.000 Well, you know what this is? 0.99
00:14:38.000 This is an asexual's spank bank. 1.00
00:14:41.000 It's a no-spank bank. 0.99
00:14:42.000 I'm asexual now.
00:14:44.000 This confirms it. 0.68
00:14:45.000 I guess she helps promote homosexuality by making straight men feel gay. 0.94
00:14:49.000 Oh, wait, I think that's a dude. 0.98
00:14:52.000 Yeah, if she designed the trans flag, she's got to be trans. 0.94
00:14:56.000 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:14:57.000 That's the dude who fucking yelled at the trumpet player in New York City. 1.00
00:15:02.000 You're flat. 1.00
00:15:03.000 You're a hack.
00:15:04.000 You're a dope talent. 0.68
00:15:05.000 Remember that?
00:15:06.000 Now you have to find that.
00:15:07.000 I do.
00:15:08.000 And you're right.
00:15:09.000 So I'm wrong.
00:15:10.000 They're both old Jewish men. 0.94
00:15:13.000 No, but you can find that on your own time.
00:15:15.000 I'll write that down.
00:15:16.000 Violin dude.
00:15:18.000 It's trumpet.
00:15:19.000 I got it.
00:15:19.000 Oh, you already got it.
00:15:20.000 Yeah, I want to see it.
00:15:20.000 You want to see it?
00:15:22.000 Monica Helms here hates people who are not good at trumpet playing. 1.00
00:15:28.000 she's very sensitive about it yeah Where are you from?
00:15:44.000 Boy, he really cares about the trumpet, doesn't he?
00:15:46.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:15:46.000 Who the hell do you think you are? 0.98
00:15:49.000 You any kind of artist? 0.99
00:15:50.000 Just pause.
00:15:51.000 Anybody know who you are?
00:15:53.000 What is that guy at a 10, would you say?
00:15:56.000 Uh, what guy?
00:15:59.000 That guy?
00:16:00.000 His spine has been crushed.
00:16:02.000 Yes.
00:16:03.000 Like, his body is deformed.
00:16:06.000 He's got DeVito disease.
00:16:08.000 I'd say he's a 1.5.
00:16:12.000 Anyway, let's see his next one.
00:16:13.000 He's a doppelganger.
00:16:14.000 They are.
00:16:15.000 Maybe everybody else wants to enjoy the peace and quiet.
00:16:18.000 It's one of the most important form of North America.
00:16:18.000 The peace and quiet.
00:16:21.000 Who are you?
00:16:23.000 Who are you?
00:16:24.000 You flat.
00:16:25.000 Presumptuous.
00:16:25.000 No talent.
00:16:26.000 Presumptuous, no talent.
00:16:27.000 You're no artist.
00:16:28.000 Presumptuous.
00:16:29.000 An artist respects the silence.
00:16:30.000 It serves as the foundation of creativity.
00:16:33.000 You obviously don't have the talent.
00:16:35.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.99
00:16:35.000 Sometimes I notice, by the way, I'll be looking at a video and laughing, and I'll realize I'm looking at someone with mental problems. 0.99
00:16:42.000 Like, do we want to go to the Special Olympics and say, you're not the first? 0.97
00:16:47.000 You're weird.
00:16:48.000 You've got to watch your, choose your targets sometimes. 1.00
00:16:51.000 Half the shit you're laughing at, it's someone who's slow. 0.99
00:16:54.000 Yeah, I think you're right. 0.99
00:16:55.000 Because this bag is like, why would you hold that kind of bag?
00:16:59.000 What is that?
00:16:59.000 Is it like a plastic briefcase bag?
00:17:02.000 Anyway, let's leave the poor bastard alone. 1.00
00:17:04.000 He's not going to live long. 1.00
00:17:05.000 He's got spina bifida or cranial dysphlesia, maybe.
00:17:10.000 Are we done with the cans?
00:17:11.000 Because I'm kind of weirdly enjoying this.
00:17:14.000 Sames.
00:17:15.000 Asexuals, we got you.
00:17:17.000 Whoa, that's a cool effect.
00:17:19.000 Yeah.
00:17:19.000 in the beginning.
00:17:21.000 Black was for asexuals in a galaxy far, far away. 0.99
00:17:25.000 Wait, this is... 0.98
00:17:29.000 We've done that one.
00:17:29.000 This is Monica Helms, who's a dude.
00:17:31.000 Yes.
00:17:33.000 No, go up, go up.
00:17:35.000 No, she literally is a dude. 0.99
00:17:37.000 Oh. 0.92
00:17:38.000 I'm saying, you're not going to have a normal woman design the trans flag. 1.00
00:17:41.000 There'd be riots in the streets.
00:17:43.000 Blue represents male. 0.71
00:17:45.000 Gotcha.
00:17:45.000 Pink, female.
00:17:46.000 Gotcha.
00:17:47.000 Oh, I see what they're saying.
00:17:48.000 And white is for those transitioning or who consider themselves to have a neutral or undefined... 0.99
00:17:57.000 Yeah, Moni.
00:17:58.000 You've already covered that color, Monty. 0.97
00:18:01.000 Wow, she is uglier than the trumpet guy. 1.00
00:18:06.000 Well, it's just an old dude with tits. 1.00
00:18:07.000 What are we talking about? 0.99
00:18:10.000 You know what a lot of some of these people probably are?
00:18:14.000 That guy obviously is not getting a lot of ladies, right?
00:18:17.000 Or attention.
00:18:18.000 And probably, you know, they talk about racism and I always trivialize it, but homophobia, all that stuff.
00:18:24.000 But ugly phobia is real. 0.96
00:18:26.000 Ugly people are less likely to get good jobs. 1.00
00:18:29.000 People don't like them around. 1.00
00:18:30.000 Even at a party, you're at a party and say it was 60% people that look like that, you go, I got to get my shit together. 0.96
00:18:38.000 I'm not really a good. 0.99
00:18:39.000 It could be the best party in the world, but your brain would say, yeah, you need to.
00:18:44.000 Even if you went into a restaurant and everyone was that ugly, you'd probably go, yeah, I don't want to eat here. 0.96
00:18:50.000 It makes people deformed. 0.73
00:18:52.000 So let me finish. 1.00
00:18:53.000 Fuckface. 1.00
00:18:54.000 Oh, sorry. 1.00
00:18:55.000 So what they do is they become an activist, a trans person.
00:18:59.000 All of a sudden, Budweiser is asking them to design a cup and they're being invited to parties.
00:19:04.000 Like the woman who did Me Too, Tarana Burks, Tiranasaurus Burks.
00:19:09.000 She clearly was not drowning in attention from men.
00:19:14.000 And so she starts this movement because when she was seven, someone ripped her shirt.
00:19:18.000 And now she's this paragon of feminist influence. 1.00
00:19:23.000 Well, she's actually got a... 1.00
00:19:36.000 Imagine his old war buddies.
00:19:37.000 Whatever happened to Eddie Helms?
00:19:41.000 that guy could drink.
00:19:42.000 I swear to God, I didn't like hanging out with him because he would always buy a new round and he drank so fast and so much, it would drain my bank account and I'd get wasted too fast. 0.99
00:19:51.000 And I'd fucking piss myself at the ball. 0.98
00:19:53.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:19:53.000 I wonder what's he doing these days? 0.99
00:19:55.000 He's designing ridiculous cups. 0.97
00:19:57.000 Wait, what the... 0.98
00:20:04.000 What color is that?
00:20:06.000 It's a lake.
00:20:13.000 Wow.
00:20:14.000 I think you could transition from a river to freak.
00:20:17.000 Yeah, I got to say something.
00:20:18.000 I've often trivialized this stuff and said, oh, you just buy a wig and you're a woman. 0.95
00:20:21.000 To go from a large body of water that is inanimate in the sense that it's not human, has a bit of plankton and maybe fish and some frogs in it, but definitely isn't close to being a human living thing, and then to all of a sudden, like Hydroman, get up, and then become a woman who walks and talks and is only 60% water.
00:20:47.000 Amazing.
00:20:48.000 Amazing.
00:20:49.000 To that, I say yacht.
00:20:50.000 Now that's a transition.
00:20:51.000 You got me.
00:20:52.000 Monica.
00:20:53.000 You got me, Monica.
00:20:54.000 I am thoroughly impressed.
00:20:56.000 Also, scared shitless now that lakes can start turning into people.
00:21:00.000 Not good looking.
00:21:01.000 I mean, but that's pretty good for a lake. 0.98
00:21:04.000 How much lake do you need to make a chick that ugly? 1.00
00:21:07.000 I don't know. 0.96
00:21:08.000 She's pretty hot for a lake. 1.00
00:21:09.000 She is hot for a lake. 0.95
00:21:10.000 Yeah.
00:21:11.000 I thought God was impressive.
00:21:13.000 In your face, God.
00:21:14.000 She's holding that picture of himself as if it's like a passed away husband, but it's just him.
00:21:20.000 It is a passed away husband.
00:21:22.000 Yeah, you're right.
00:21:25.000 She killed a guy. 0.92
00:21:26.000 God took 13 billion years to make this. 1.00
00:21:30.000 That's pathetic. 0.99
00:21:32.000 This guy was a lake in the 70s. 1.00
00:21:37.000 I was a baby in the 70s.
00:21:38.000 That's a way you, God's been outdone.
00:21:41.000 Download.
00:21:42.000 Officially downloaded.
00:21:44.000 Okay, let's see the next cup.
00:21:45.000 If you're not going to show us Toronto Burks.
00:21:47.000 All right.
00:21:48.000 Okay.
00:21:49.000 We got that one.
00:21:50.000 Thank you, Monica, for that very much.
00:21:52.000 And I hope you're not homesick for your froggy days.
00:21:57.000 Lake gender.
00:21:58.000 People were jumping in me in the summer, screaming, cowabunga.
00:22:02.000 They tied a tire above my loins. 0.97
00:22:06.000 And college kids would swing out and come thrashing down on my lake thighs. 0.91
00:22:12.000 I was like, why am I so wet?
00:22:13.000 I'm a woman.
00:22:15.000 Blue symbolizes male attraction.
00:22:18.000 Wait a minute.
00:22:19.000 I liked masculinity.
00:22:21.000 And now it symbolizes male.
00:22:22.000 Oh, wait a minute.
00:22:23.000 No, no.
00:22:24.000 A lesbian could have male attraction. 1.00
00:22:27.000 Should be attracted to men.
00:22:29.000 No, no, no.
00:22:30.000 It means like a male having attraction.
00:22:32.000 No, I might, but it probably also, and I'm sure they're open to any interpretation you'd like.
00:22:38.000 A lesbian has a male attraction in that she's attracted to hot sexy chicks. 1.00
00:22:42.000 So you're like, this is strange.
00:22:43.000 I'm a woman, but the attraction I'm feeling is male.
00:22:47.000 Oh, I see.
00:22:48.000 Pink, female attraction, and yellow, attraction to other genders.
00:22:55.000 I never thought of that before.
00:22:56.000 What about someone who thinks they're normal and it's just, they're just not attracted to men or women?
00:23:02.000 And it's not asexual.
00:23:03.000 I'm attracted to pan, two spirit, gray sexual, Tarana Burke.
00:23:13.000 I'm attracted to all the sort of outside the norm.
00:23:18.000 I'm just not attracted to normal genders. 1.00
00:23:20.000 I see.
00:23:21.000 You're like a trisexual. 1.00
00:23:21.000 I think. 1.00
00:23:23.000 I thought I got it and I don't think I do anymore. 0.94
00:23:26.000 Yeah, I think Tarana Burke and Monica Helms are just losers who weren't getting enough attention. 1.00
00:23:31.000 So they made up this crap and now they're invited to parties. 0.99
00:23:34.000 I honestly do. 0.99
00:23:36.000 And by the way, kudos.
00:23:38.000 It worked.
00:23:39.000 You went from your phone dead as a doornail with not one text to it's probably just blowing up.
00:23:45.000 Yeah. 0.94
00:23:46.000 As humans are tenacious, especially the ugly ones.
00:23:49.000 All right.
00:23:50.000 Resourceful.
00:23:51.000 Magenta.
00:23:52.000 Is this getting tedious yet?
00:23:54.000 No, this is fun.
00:23:55.000 Magenta is for same gender attraction, which now is like the weirdest thing you can be. 0.99
00:24:01.000 You're a lesbian? 1.00
00:24:03.000 Oh my God. 1.00
00:24:04.000 Squaresville. 0.95
00:24:05.000 We hate you guys. 0.99
00:24:07.000 We're homophobes. 1.00
00:24:10.000 All these like gray sexuals must look at lesbians as the square. 1.00
00:24:14.000 It's like country music and line dancing now. 0.97
00:24:16.000 Magenta is for same gender attraction.
00:24:18.000 Blue is for attraction to genders other than your own. 0.95
00:24:23.000 Wait.
00:24:23.000 Wait, I'm blue then.
00:24:26.000 No, because it could be a, you could like a pan-gender. 0.52
00:24:28.000 I understand.
00:24:29.000 I understand.
00:24:30.000 It includes a lot of other people too, but it also includes heterosexual males.
00:24:33.000 But we don't get our own thing.
00:24:34.000 So I'm blue.
00:24:35.000 I've been blue in a lot of these cups, actually.
00:24:37.000 Yeah, me too.
00:24:39.000 I'm blue.
00:24:41.000 Blue Lives Matter.
00:24:43.000 Blue is for attraction other than your own.
00:24:45.000 And lavender, a mix of the two, represents attraction to your own and other genders.
00:24:49.000 That's just bisexual, I thought. 0.99
00:24:51.000 Oh, other genders, plural. 1.00
00:24:53.000 This just is beginning to sound like a disgusting orgy with a bunch of fat, drunk men dressed up as women with tits and penises hanging off the same body in kind of a big, sweaty, hot mess. 1.00
00:25:08.000 This should be called the ugly orgy. 1.00
00:25:10.000 That's what this cup is. 0.99
00:25:12.000 And orange is for the ugly orgy that we're all thinking about when we hear these made-up rules. 0.89
00:25:17.000 All right, we still got more? 0.95
00:25:19.000 Yeah.
00:25:21.000 What does that last part mean, Gavin?
00:25:23.000 Though some interpret, like, lavender represents attraction to your own and other gender, so that's bisexual, though some interpret it differently.
00:25:30.000 That literally could not mean less.
00:25:32.000 It means less things than anything.
00:25:35.000 It's like saying it is what it is.
00:25:36.000 Right.
00:25:37.000 Everything is everything.
00:25:37.000 Yeah.
00:25:38.000 Everything is everything.
00:25:39.000 So it says, go back, though.
00:25:41.000 Go back.
00:25:42.000 So it says, you're attracted to your own.
00:25:45.000 I want to be with men.
00:25:46.000 Okay.
00:25:47.000 And other genders. 1.00
00:25:48.000 I want to be with women.
00:25:49.000 Whatever.
00:25:50.000 Two spirits, all these other things that are not women. 1.00
00:25:53.000 Lakes. 0.91
00:25:54.000 Gray sexual lakes.
00:25:57.000 And then they say, though some interpret it differently, well, I didn't leave anything out.
00:26:01.000 Are you saying like Oh, I see.
00:26:06.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:08.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:26:10.000 They just made up this cup, and there's already people interpreting it differently.
00:26:14.000 You just created this cup, you made the rules, and now you're like, although some in the Lavender community have said that's not what it is, you're the guy making the cup.
00:26:23.000 Right.
00:26:25.000 It's your ball.
00:26:26.000 Take it home.
00:26:26.000 It's like lore.
00:26:27.000 You know, you're building this mystique.
00:26:29.000 I want to meet the art that is.
00:26:36.000 Mostly for what an amateur mess it is.
00:26:41.000 It is amateur hour at the Apollo.
00:26:45.000 I think this is actually a parody.
00:26:48.000 I think they're making fun of very deeply.
00:26:51.000 Did you see what the 4channers are doing? 1.00
00:26:54.000 It's become so easy to manipulate the left.
00:26:56.000 They made them think this is racist.
00:26:58.000 They made women bleed in their white jeans and called it free bleeding and told them it's empowering. 0.86
00:27:02.000 Now what they're trying to do is say that they support the rainbow flag and because it separates the races and race mixing is just brown. 0.90
00:27:14.000 So they go, we hate brown.
00:27:15.000 We like rainbow.
00:27:17.000 Every color to its own.
00:27:19.000 Oh my gosh. 0.55
00:27:20.000 And then they also, talking about clown world, I got to send you this.
00:27:25.000 You can put it up.
00:27:26.000 Milo sent me this.
00:27:27.000 Talking about clown world, right, and dressing up Pepe the Frog as a clown has pissed off people in the clown community.
00:27:34.000 So first we mess with their rainbow colors and then we start stealing their clowns and saying clowns are our thing. 0.61
00:27:43.000 And they are pissed because there's this weird, I don't know on what.
00:27:47.000 Clown gender? 0.97
00:27:48.000 There's a clown gender thing. 1.00
00:27:50.000 I got a clown shirt.
00:27:51.000 Where they show the folks at home.
00:27:54.000 Yeah, I'm true.
00:27:55.000 What if I just, no, I'll go.
00:27:58.000 I'll email it to you. 0.98
00:28:00.000 So people who are clowns, right, are mad. 0.97
00:28:06.000 And clowns aren't just clowns to them. 1.00
00:28:08.000 For this particular sexual proclivity, they have sex as clowns, but it's also like there's a lesbian, a gay, a clown person. 0.99
00:28:16.000 And she is part of clown culture. 1.00
00:28:19.000 And the fact that the right and the alt-right and the new right and 4chan is sort of picking up on clown stuff makes them furious. 0.97
00:28:27.000 So they are so mad.
00:28:30.000 Not only that, you know, when you pick up dog poo and you pick up some grass with it to go in the bag, you know, you overdo it.
00:28:36.000 They're now taking back the clown and the rainbow and they're stealing Pepe.
00:28:41.000 They want to take Pepe back.
00:28:43.000 I'm ready to go to war. 1.00
00:28:44.000 I'm ready to go to motherfucking clor. 1.00
00:28:47.000 Stop. 1.00
00:28:48.000 You're not.
00:28:50.000 Did you hear that?
00:28:52.000 Yeah, of course.
00:28:52.000 That's.
00:28:53.000 I'm ready to go to war. 1.00
00:28:54.000 I'm ready to go to motherfucking clor. 1.00
00:28:56.000 It's clown war. 1.00
00:28:57.000 Clown war. 0.94
00:28:59.000 Okay, go ahead. 0.99
00:29:00.000 Gonna take a symbol of happiness and acceptance and multiculturalism and turn it into something racist and anti-Semitic and homophobic and transphobic.
00:29:09.000 You're not gonna do that on my watch.
00:29:10.000 You're not.
00:29:13.000 So, Pepe, he belongs to me now.
00:29:16.000 Pepe, the frog.
00:29:18.000 Is that a crying? 1.00
00:29:19.000 With his curly ass Afro-clown wig. 1.00
00:29:21.000 Was that a burp or a cry? 1.00
00:29:22.000 I don't know.
00:29:23.000 I don't think she knows.
00:29:23.000 Belongs to me.
00:29:24.000 That is a symbol of the resistance now.
00:29:27.000 I encourage you all to share.
00:29:29.000 I'm going to Photoshop a picture of Pepe with just tons of pro LGBTQ symbols and pro-black symbols. 0.79
00:29:40.000 And we are taking Pepe back.
00:29:42.000 I'm ready to go to war.
00:29:43.000 I'm ready to go to Mother Frances.
00:29:45.000 That was awesome.
00:29:46.000 Chlor. 0.70
00:29:47.000 What are you doing over there?
00:29:48.000 Looking up the commercial for these cups or something.
00:29:50.000 Fly the flag.
00:29:51.000 No, no, no.
00:29:51.000 I want to go back and see if we're out of cups.
00:29:53.000 Well, we're not.
00:29:54.000 I cannot believe we haven't started the show yet.
00:29:56.000 We have a lot of stuff to get to.
00:29:57.000 We got Jacob Engels.
00:29:58.000 Have you tracked down Jacob Engels yet?
00:30:01.000 He's waiting in the wings.
00:30:02.000 Okay, we've spent the whole show looking at these cups.
00:30:06.000 Excited to reveal we're now proud sponsors of Pride in London.
00:30:09.000 We are working closely with them and our charity partners to celebrate their diversity within the LGBT Plus community.
00:30:15.000 Now they just say plus because they overdid it.
00:30:17.000 And fly the flag for everyone at the Pride Jubilee.
00:30:20.000 Hello.
00:30:21.000 A taste of what's to come.
00:30:23.000 And then we have them all.
00:30:24.000 I think there's more, though.
00:30:26.000 I know there's one that I haven't seen yet.
00:30:27.000 Oh my God, it keeps going.
00:30:30.000 The city of Philadelphia added a black and brown stripe to the classic rainbow design to better represent people of color within the community.
00:30:38.000 It has since been flown at Prides around the world.
00:30:41.000 It makes it look like the flag got dirty.
00:30:44.000 Yeah.
00:30:44.000 It was dipped in mud or something.
00:30:46.000 It's kind of like segregation. 0.94
00:30:47.000 It's like, why can't I just be part of the red if I feel like red gay? 0.67
00:30:50.000 Or yellow gay? 0.97
00:30:51.000 Oh, yeah, good point. 0.98
00:30:53.000 There's no green people, guys. 1.00
00:30:55.000 It's not like the green community was well represented.
00:30:58.000 Yes, there is allegedly yellow people, and we're told Trump is a bad orange man, but there's no purple or blue people, so just be one of those. 1.00
00:31:05.000 There's no white in it either. 0.99
00:31:06.000 You're going to add a white in there? 0.97
00:31:08.000 No.
00:31:09.000 In fact, by adding brown and black, so that means Mexican and black, you're essentially saying that Asians are yellow.
00:31:15.000 And you're also saying that red is Indian. 0.80
00:31:17.000 Yeah, that's racist.
00:31:18.000 You just made it literal. 0.99
00:31:19.000 What the hell?
00:31:21.000 This whole thing is a mess, and I guarantee you it was run by 20-year-old girls who got paid way too much money. 1.00
00:31:27.000 This makes me like lesbians more, because look how clean this is. 1.00
00:31:31.000 Well, you know, we're TERFs, right?
00:31:32.000 We're trans-resistant, trans-exclusionary, radical feminists. 0.92
00:31:40.000 That's right.
00:31:41.000 All right.
00:31:43.000 Well, this flag is commonly used.
00:31:45.000 Nah, I beg to differ.
00:31:47.000 It isn't the only one. 0.93
00:31:48.000 If you look around, you might see a version with a kiss in the corner representing lipstick lesbians or a purple flag with a double-headed axe for Labarice lesbian. 0.90
00:31:58.000 Can you please look up the word L-A-B-R-Y-S? 1.00
00:32:02.000 So now we've totally abandoned the concept of each color meaning a thing.
00:32:08.000 Now one, two, three, four, five, six colors together mean lesbians. 1.00
00:32:14.000 Shouldn't that just be a pink? 0.98
00:32:16.000 Weren't we talking about lesbians as one color before? 1.00
00:32:18.000 Like, how about just a blue cup for straight guys? 0.98
00:32:21.000 Hey, Bud Woods, I don't want to be around all these different crazy people.
00:32:25.000 Just give me a blue cup.
00:32:29.000 The design involves it.
00:32:33.000 It was used as an ancient religious symbol.
00:32:36.000 It was adopted as symbol of empowerment by the lesbian in the 70s. 0.96
00:32:41.000 It's a lot. 0.96
00:32:42.000 By the way, this is just how you have sex. 0.92
00:32:44.000 Right. 0.97
00:32:44.000 So why are you marching? 0.97
00:32:48.000 There's more depth to this than Marvel Universe. 0.99
00:32:51.000 It's like Thor shit. 0.99
00:32:51.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:32:53.000 All right, keep going.
00:32:54.000 Iron Man.
00:32:56.000 The circle, say this as Iron Man.
00:32:58.000 The circle symbolizes wholeness and completeness, while purple and yellow were chosen as they don't have male or female associations, pepper pots.
00:33:06.000 Wholeness and completeness?
00:33:07.000 What the hell's that got to do with pride? 0.96
00:33:10.000 Like, what if you're just a strong, healthy, racist man? 0.97
00:33:15.000 Isn't this cup for you? 0.99
00:33:17.000 Intersex pride. 0.98
00:33:18.000 You feel totally great. 1.00
00:33:19.000 You live in a racist community. 1.00
00:33:20.000 You go to your clan rallies and your dad was in the clan and you're just a whole and complete Nazi. 0.99
00:33:28.000 Then fly that swastika flag. 0.94
00:33:31.000 All right, are we done?
00:33:32.000 I've had enough of this.
00:33:33.000 Yeah, it is done.
00:33:34.000 All right.
00:33:35.000 Yeesh.
00:33:37.000 That was a mess.
00:33:39.000 Let's talk to Jacob Engels.
00:33:40.000 But before we do, I want to discuss this concept of sabotage because it used to make me cringe.
00:33:48.000 I'd see Laura Loomer, and I remember when she did the Hume Abidden thing.
00:33:51.000 I'll talk to Jacob about this.
00:33:52.000 And I don't know, yelling at people, it just, it doesn't seem like it's us.
00:33:58.000 It's not the way we behave.
00:33:59.000 It seems petty.
00:34:00.000 It seems very liberal.
00:34:01.000 Like, remember there's a thing in New York where they would go to your brunch and yell at you. 0.68
00:34:06.000 Black people would go to white people's lunches or whatever. 0.67
00:34:09.000 Anyone's lunch in Manhattan, it's not going to be exclusively white. 0.98
00:34:12.000 And just yell at them for having brunch while there's so much racism and strife going on.
00:34:17.000 You're supposed to be at a rally?
00:34:18.000 Can I eat, please? 0.99
00:34:21.000 And that's obviously ridiculous and irritating. 0.77
00:34:25.000 But then Laura, she harassed Hillary once at a book signing and said, what went wrong with the election? 1.00
00:34:34.000 I forget the exact thing she brought up, but it ended up becoming news and it drew attention to it.
00:34:41.000 And then you sort of go, Laura Loomer's a bull in a China shop. 1.00
00:34:44.000 This China shop needs to be destroyed. 0.95
00:34:46.000 So get the bull in there. 1.00
00:34:47.000 And then I start liking it.
00:34:49.000 Now, that doesn't mean that every single public act is effective and a cool thing to do.
00:34:58.000 Here's an example.
00:34:59.000 The Trump thing, there was a play, Shakespeare in the Park, and they always murder the president at the end.
00:35:04.000 It's like the equivalent of Caesar over time.
00:35:07.000 And the Trump one was particularly gory.
00:35:09.000 It had knives in it and everything and blood everywhere.
00:35:12.000 And Pesobic and Loomer and a bunch of people went and sabotaged it, right?
00:35:17.000 And I just thought, nah, that's not us.
00:35:20.000 Art should be free to go.
00:35:21.000 Like, I didn't want Kathy Griffin to be eviscerated for holding the Trump head.
00:35:24.000 I like art.
00:35:25.000 I want it to offend me.
00:35:26.000 In The Brothers Grimsby, AIDS blood is splattered into Trump's mouth.
00:35:30.000 That's funny.
00:35:31.000 It was obviously not a threat. 1.00
00:35:33.000 It was just stupid and it was a silly joke. 0.99
00:35:35.000 I don't want jokes attacked. 1.00
00:35:36.000 I don't want art attacked. 0.97
00:35:38.000 But then I changed my mind because I thought you drew attention to the fact that this play is basically a liberal porn fantasy of the president being killed.
00:35:52.000 That's not how it was ever portrayed in the past. 0.99
00:35:56.000 You are sick, and now everyone around the world can see how sick you are. 0.99
00:36:02.000 And you're messing with us, so we're messing with you. 1.00
00:36:05.000 You started it, in other words.
00:36:07.000 These are not normal times. 0.60
00:36:08.000 So yeah, I'm kind of embracing a little bit of hypocrisy here.
00:36:13.000 However, there's still like, did you see, this is the left doing this to the left because they're cannibalizing each other now.
00:36:18.000 Kamala Harris was doing a talk and this unbelievable beta dweeb comes on stage. 1.00
00:36:27.000 There he is.
00:36:28.000 Look at him.
00:36:29.000 Can you imagine going camping with that guy?
00:36:32.000 He'd complain about his carbon footprint.
00:36:35.000 Scroll down a little bit.
00:36:36.000 I want to see more of him.
00:36:38.000 So he grabs Kamala Harris's mic because Kamala Harris, I don't know what, eats too much meat? 1.00
00:36:45.000 What's his beef with her?
00:36:48.000 Oh, I don't know, but he's not a chicken.
00:36:51.000 Yeah, he kind of is.
00:36:52.000 But anyway, he, like, this is an example of political action.
00:36:57.000 And forget the right or the left thing.
00:37:00.000 It's bipartisanly annoying.
00:37:03.000 Check him out getting on stage.
00:37:04.000 And by the way, can I just say something?
00:37:06.000 Kamala Harris annoys me for totally different reasons. 1.00
00:37:09.000 I think she's a scourge because when the Jussie Smollett thing happened, she immediately apologized to him and talked about MAGA country. 0.99
00:37:20.000 And the reason that pisses me off is it was the most obvious hate crime hoax in the history of hate crime hoaxes.
00:37:28.000 And she's supposed to be the president of the United States. 0.98
00:37:32.000 She's running for president. 1.00
00:37:33.000 I need you to be a little more tenacious if you're going to be, you know, dealing with Israel and Palestine and the Middle East. 0.94
00:37:41.000 Let's show the clip.
00:37:42.000 Next question, Senator.
00:37:45.000 On implementation of your first fake idea on the gender pay gap, not everyone works for a corporation.
00:37:52.000 Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:37:56.000 Prison security, by the way.
00:37:58.000 Person security detail needs to be fired.
00:38:02.000 He could have been the murderer.
00:38:07.000 Female security. 1.00
00:38:08.000 Female security. 1.00
00:38:09.000 Look at the old lady who grabbed me. 1.00
00:38:13.000 Finally.
00:38:13.000 There we go.
00:38:14.000 And look, volunteer black guys just get up. 1.00
00:38:16.000 This is supposed to be the president of the United States. 0.98
00:38:18.000 That's two strikes.
00:38:20.000 One, she falls for the smoot hoax.
00:38:22.000 And two, she can't even hire security. 0.90
00:38:26.000 Incompetence abounds.
00:38:28.000 Let's look at Jacob Engels direct action, as they call it.
00:38:28.000 All right.
00:38:34.000 So what's her name?
00:38:34.000 Rashid Talib?
00:38:36.000 Rashida T. Talaib.
00:38:36.000 Rashida Talbib.
00:38:38.000 She said, I'm going to impeach this motherfucker. 1.00
00:38:41.000 So Jacob went to her talk, I guess in Florida. 0.99
00:38:45.000 And yeah, you can show all the other stuff.
00:38:46.000 I'd rather it was zoomed out than zoomed in.
00:38:49.000 Go ahead. 0.99
00:38:50.000 Where's Congresswoman motherfucker? 1.00
00:38:54.000 Where's Congresswoman motherfucker? 1.00
00:38:57.000 Where is she? 1.00
00:38:58.000 Where is she? 1.00
00:39:00.000 Where's Congresswoman motherfucker? 1.00
00:39:04.000 Where's the congresswoman that wants to call the president a motherfucker? 1.00
00:39:07.000 She's the one that's going to win. 1.00
00:39:09.000 She is the motherfucker. 1.00
00:39:11.000 She is a Jew hater. 1.00
00:39:13.000 She is a Jew-hating piece of shit. 1.00
00:39:20.000 She's the motherfucker. 1.00
00:39:22.000 She can't teach. 1.00
00:39:23.000 When your son looks at you and says, Mama, look, you won.
00:39:26.000 Bullies don't win. 1.00
00:39:27.000 And I said, baby, they don't. 1.00
00:39:28.000 Because we're going to go in there, win, and teach the motherfucker. 1.00
00:39:33.000 Drop the mic. 1.00
00:39:35.000 Yeah, that was effective.
00:39:37.000 Because when I first saw the beginning of it, I thought, no one there has any idea what you're saying, but that doesn't really matter as long as it gets out.
00:39:45.000 All right, let's talk to Jacob right now.
00:39:47.000 Have you got him on the line?
00:39:48.000 I do.
00:39:49.000 Let's bump.
00:39:55.000 Jacob Engels, are you there, sir?
00:39:58.000 Yes, sir.
00:39:59.000 You're making the rounds.
00:40:00.000 I saw you on Laura Loomer's Telegram.
00:40:03.000 Loomered.
00:40:04.000 You loomered.
00:40:05.000 What's her name?
00:40:07.000 That Congresswoman?
00:40:08.000 That Congresswoman Talib?
00:40:10.000 Yes.
00:40:11.000 I have trouble with Muslim names.
00:40:13.000 Rahid Khalib?
00:40:15.000 Rashida.
00:40:16.000 Rashida.
00:40:17.000 What is her background?
00:40:18.000 Is she Palestinian or something? 0.97
00:40:21.000 Yes.
00:40:22.000 And Palestinians tend not to be big on the Jews. 1.00
00:40:26.000 So she said she was in the news a little while ago because she said, let's impeach that motherfucker. 1.00
00:40:32.000 Which is their new big thing. 0.99
00:40:35.000 And we were just watching your video where you said, where's Congresswoman, Congresswoman motherfucker? 0.99
00:40:41.000 Now, are you happy with it? 0.98
00:40:43.000 Do you think it turned out well?
00:40:46.000 I think it turned out very well.
00:40:48.000 You know, I stayed in that hotel for a day beforehand because Secret Service was crawling all over the place.
00:40:54.000 And I had a friend buy a ticket.
00:40:57.000 She snuck in.
00:40:58.000 She actually got seated at Talib's table in front of the room.
00:41:02.000 And so she texts me, comes out, gives me the armband, and I go back in.
00:41:08.000 And it took them about 30 seconds, maybe about a minute to notice what I was doing.
00:41:13.000 And she was about to come to the stage. 0.99
00:41:15.000 And I said, where's Congresswoman motherfucker? 1.00
00:41:17.000 Where's the motherfucker? 1.00
00:41:19.000 She's the motherfucker, Jew-hating piece of shit. 1.00
00:41:21.000 And, you know, she's so brave in every other situation, but she just minimized like that. 1.00
00:41:27.000 She didn't stand up.
00:41:28.000 She didn't say anything. 1.00
00:41:29.000 And they found it really offensive that I was using the term motherfucker. 1.00
00:41:33.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:41:33.000 Well, I'm of two minds about it. 0.99
00:41:35.000 I want to throw this your way.
00:41:37.000 There's sort of like the old dad in me that goes, all of this sabotage and stuff, it makes us look bad.
00:41:43.000 Like I remember when Laura Loomer first attacked Uma Abedine, and she was chasing her down the street, screaming at her.
00:41:51.000 And I thought, is Uma that bad?
00:41:53.000 I mean, she got cheated on. 0.99
00:41:54.000 It was her mother that was bad. 0.97
00:41:55.000 And I go, this is making us look like lunatics. 0.93
00:41:57.000 Or when Laura attacked that Trump thing, the play in New York where they murdered Trump. 0.94
00:42:04.000 And I thought, this is free speech.
00:42:06.000 We don't allow art now. 0.97
00:42:07.000 We are hypocrites.
00:42:08.000 But it does work. 0.91
00:42:12.000 I mean, everyone now looked at Uma Abedin.
00:42:15.000 Everyone looked at that play and saw the way they had treated it with other presidents.
00:42:20.000 Even when she put up Farrakhan's tweet that said, Jews are termites, I don't think a lot of people knew about that tweet before she handcuffed herself to Facebook.
00:42:29.000 So when I first saw you screaming that, I thought, no one knows what he's talking about. 0.95
00:42:34.000 They just think it's a crazy person. 0.99
00:42:35.000 But now that it gets wind and gets news, it makes her screaming motherfucker at the president much more solidified. 1.00
00:42:44.000 And it'll probably be in our Wikipedia now. 0.95
00:42:47.000 Yeah.
00:42:47.000 Well, I mean, they take away our Twitter.
00:42:50.000 They take away our Facebook.
00:42:51.000 They take away other methods of us communicating how we feel about politics.
00:42:59.000 And so we're kind of left to performance art and stunts like this.
00:43:03.000 And I'm throwing a milkshake.
00:43:06.000 I'm not beating people indiscriminately like the alt-left does.
00:43:09.000 I'm not doing anything that is illegal.
00:43:14.000 And that's how it's going to stay.
00:43:16.000 And I think that's a good way to frame it because you see Matt Gates gets attacked.
00:43:20.000 They're throwing a milkshake on him.
00:43:23.000 You know that if somebody threw a milkshake on Ilan Omar or Rashida Talib, there would be so much outrage.
00:43:30.000 So much outrage.
00:43:31.000 But we're not doing violence.
00:43:33.000 We're not doing illegal things.
00:43:35.000 And I think that's important for them to see.
00:43:39.000 Well, the strange thing about them is they say fight them in the streets.
00:43:42.000 Maximar says harass them.
00:43:44.000 Eric Holder says when they go low, we kick them.
00:43:46.000 All these calls for violence.
00:43:48.000 Even Carlos Mazza right now in his beef with crowdery saying milkshake them.
00:43:52.000 Make sure they feel uncomfortable everywhere they go.
00:43:54.000 So that has been their agenda for a while.
00:43:56.000 And then they go, well, you're violent too.
00:43:58.000 No, dude, all we've ever done, all we've ever done is fight back.
00:44:01.000 Like Ruffio, when he knocked that guy out, it was after two hits with the collapsible baton.
00:44:07.000 So we're in trouble for violence we didn't do while they call for violence on their side.
00:44:13.000 Exactly.
00:44:14.000 And you see in these tweets from left-wing, tech left, violent left, these reporters, they say, oh, it's no big deal.
00:44:21.000 You deserve the milkshake.
00:44:22.000 Well, it's summer right now.
00:44:24.000 So let's think about this.
00:44:25.000 What are most people going to have?
00:44:26.000 Milkshake or like some soda with some ice in it?
00:44:30.000 What happens when it's in December or in the middle of winter and somebody's got hot coffee or hot tea?
00:44:34.000 I mean, it's not a joke.
00:44:36.000 Or what happens when somebody escalates to acid?
00:44:38.000 What happens when that milkshake turns into a bullet?
00:44:40.000 I mean, look what happened to Steve Scalise after that guy was radicalized.
00:44:45.000 That's what is going to happen.
00:44:47.000 Well, there's also a politician, I forget his name, but he was cream-pied. 0.99
00:44:53.000 He was gay, but he was a right-winger, and he was cream-pied, and then he was shot dead about a month later. 0.95
00:45:02.000 What's relevant here is who's doing the milkshaking?
00:45:05.000 These are people, you look at the weapons that were confiscated in Portland from Antifa, and you see knives and M80s and all kinds of weapons and rocks, bricks.
00:45:16.000 So this is who's throwing the milkshake, people who commit violence. 0.99
00:45:19.000 If it was five-year-old kids, no one would give a shit. 0.99
00:45:22.000 But what they're doing is they're depersoning us to make killing us seem less consequential. 0.99
00:45:28.000 Exactly.
00:45:29.000 And then nobody's able to defend themselves on Twitter, Facebook, and these other platforms.
00:45:34.000 And you have these journalists and all of their supporters and Democrats who are saying, you deserve it. 0.99
00:45:40.000 You're a Nazi. 1.00
00:45:41.000 You're a bigot. 1.00
00:45:42.000 Lucky it wasn't something worse. 0.98
00:45:44.000 Are you kidding me?
00:45:47.000 We're having this soft civil war right now where it just doesn't make sense to me how the media is allowed to support that.
00:45:56.000 I mean, why isn't Twitter banning them for incitement or for promoting violence?
00:46:01.000 Because they clearly are.
00:46:02.000 Well, look at what they did with the Catholic schoolboys.
00:46:04.000 They said, literally said, don't you think standing your ground is a little aggressive?
00:46:10.000 So we have to be the paragons of decency where we don't even stand our ground.
00:46:14.000 We just get out of everyone's way.
00:46:16.000 And they can sit there and go, screw them up, mess them up, cause a riot, ruin their lives, get them fired.
00:46:22.000 It's a bizarre double standard that I'm glad that we don't have tolerance for anymore on the right.
00:46:29.000 Well, let's look at 1950s, 1960s, when you're having the civil rights movement, when you're having desegregation, when you're having people doing sit-ins and diners, who was throwing the milkshake then?
00:46:41.000 Racist white Democrats on people of color and anybody else supporting the idea of desegregating America.
00:46:50.000 So they're reverting back. 0.97
00:46:51.000 Everything that they're doing has happened before.
00:46:53.000 And we saw what happened in the 60s, lynchings and otherwise, around the civil rights movement.
00:47:00.000 That's ultimately what they want.
00:47:02.000 They'd love to do that.
00:47:04.000 They're just going to try.
00:47:05.000 And, you know, it's like the little kid that just keeps poking, poking, poking, poking, poking, poking, poking.
00:47:10.000 And then when someone says, hey, get off me, man.
00:47:12.000 And then you're the person who's wrong.
00:47:14.000 Yeah, you hit a kid.
00:47:17.000 So what happened to you after that?
00:47:18.000 They escorted you out or you just walked out on your own?
00:47:21.000 Oh, no, they escorted me out.
00:47:23.000 Actually, it's pretty funny.
00:47:24.000 One of the Secret Service agents, I recognized him from when I was following around Andrew Gillam last year in the Florida election.
00:47:34.000 I snuck into the Obama Gillum rally.
00:47:36.000 And one of the Secret Service agents that dragged me out of there, dragged me out of Talib's event.
00:47:43.000 And it's funny, the hotel would not give me the money back for the room that I had paid for to stay that night as well.
00:47:51.000 They didn't even want to let me go up and get my stuff out of my room.
00:47:55.000 And it was really odd because I went to the front desk and I said, look, you're going to kick me out.
00:47:59.000 I'm staying at this hotel. 1.00
00:48:01.000 You have a Jew-hating piece of shit in the back there. 1.00
00:48:03.000 It makes me feel uncomfortable. 1.00
00:48:04.000 I have freedom of speech.
00:48:05.000 So, okay, you want me to leave now?
00:48:07.000 Give me my money back for the night.
00:48:09.000 And Gladys said, okay, let me go talk to my manager.
00:48:11.000 She goes back and goes back.
00:48:14.000 Oh, Mr. Angles, we're not going to give you any documentation on why we're asking you to leave.
00:48:17.000 We're not going to give you any documentation on why we won't give you your money back.
00:48:21.000 And then I'm escorted out of there like a terrorist figure when she's the one who supports terrorists, when she's the one who supports radical Islam and is a radical Islamist. 0.68
00:48:30.000 It's just bizarre.
00:48:31.000 But they don't have any checks and balances.
00:48:34.000 When we're no longer on social media and the digital public square, it's so hard to draw attention to this stuff.
00:48:41.000 But that's ultimately why you kind of have to get creative.
00:48:44.000 Okay, you took away our social media.
00:48:45.000 We're going to yell at you in public.
00:48:47.000 Sorry, you left us no choice.
00:48:49.000 Jacob, thanks for coming on the show.
00:48:51.000 I like you more than a friend.
00:48:52.000 All right.
00:48:53.000 Thanks, Kevin.
00:48:53.000 Appreciate it.
00:48:54.000 Cheers.
00:49:01.000 All right, we got to get to the Central Park V. I'm really mad about this, and I'm mad about why.
00:49:08.000 Pull up the Central Park jogger.
00:49:11.000 You never see her face in any of these pictures.
00:49:14.000 This woman was raped and beaten so severely, lost so much blood, the police just accepted it as a given that she was dead.
00:49:22.000 She had severe brain trauma, and now you know what she does?
00:49:26.000 She talks to various doctors, various head shrinks, about how to deal with head trauma and other people affected by head trauma.
00:49:36.000 That's her whole life now, is talking about surviving serious brain swelling, serious brain injuries. 0.94
00:49:45.000 All right, here's the story with the Central Park V. Can you pull up the Ann Coulter article?
00:49:50.000 A bunch of kids were wilding.
00:49:52.000 They were going out.
00:49:53.000 The police reported 30, 40 kids harassing people, attacking people. 0.95
00:49:56.000 They would go to the park and terrorize people and rape.
00:50:00.000 And this one woman was caught, the woman we just saw, while the police had already seen the gang running through the streets, this mob of kids. 0.89
00:50:10.000 And she was brutally raped. 0.98
00:50:13.000 Blow it up there. 0.99
00:50:14.000 I can't read any of that. 0.98
00:50:16.000 At one point, my favorite part of this article is they have all their testimony, and it's not like, oh, I raped her. 0.99
00:50:22.000 No, I raped her. 1.00
00:50:23.000 It's not coerced testimony. 0.98
00:50:24.000 They have all kinds of crucial details in there.
00:50:26.000 And one of them, the guy tries to get out of him.
00:50:28.000 He goes, look, I never raped her. 0.97
00:50:29.000 I just held her legs down. 1.00
00:50:31.000 He volunteered that information, thinking it would exonerate him.
00:50:35.000 And they go, yeah, you're not supposed to hold the legs down.
00:50:38.000 That's also considered rape. 1.00
00:50:40.000 So they went to jail. 0.99
00:50:42.000 Then some lunatic named Rhias or something, a serial rapist murderer, said, no, I did it. 0.99
00:50:48.000 I did it all by myself. 1.00
00:50:50.000 Subhuman piece of garbage. 1.00
00:50:53.000 He's been raping since he was young, raped and murdered everyone like an animal, just like no brain. 1.00
00:50:59.000 Hi, I rape and murder. 1.00
00:51:01.000 I did all the raping. 1.00
00:51:02.000 And they go, oh, you're exonerated.
00:51:04.000 And then in modern parlance, they go, there was no DNA evidence.
00:51:08.000 And he had DNA evidence linked to her.
00:51:10.000 They barely knew how to do DNA back then.
00:51:13.000 No one was, in the late 80s, you didn't have people thrown in jail for DNA.
00:51:18.000 We didn't know what we were doing back then.
00:51:21.000 Just pull up, go back to the Ann Coulter thing.
00:51:24.000 Just pull up any while it blows, wait, while it blows most people away to find out that none of the suspect's DNA was fined on melee, this is a sleight of hand.
00:51:34.000 We're looking through modern lens.
00:51:36.000 Today, these kids' DNA would be all over the place, but in 1989, DNA was a primitive science.
00:51:41.000 Now, go down a little more.
00:51:44.000 No, go up.
00:51:45.000 You went, no. 0.97
00:51:51.000 I was there, but I didn't rape her.
00:51:53.000 Even if true, that's bad.
00:51:55.000 Wait, Raymond Santana blurted out, I had nothing to do with the rape. 0.99
00:51:59.000 All I did was feel the woman's tits. 1.00
00:52:02.000 The cops didn't even know about a rape yet. 0.99
00:52:04.000 So, you're talking about all this coercion.
00:52:06.000 These guys are volunteering information.
00:52:08.000 They talked about her Walkman.
00:52:10.000 The cops didn't know she had a Walkman. 0.88
00:52:12.000 How did you know that she had a Sony Walkman that you stole?
00:52:16.000 You have to read that article.
00:52:17.000 What's it called?
00:52:18.000 Trump was right. 0.50
00:52:19.000 Trump was right. 1.00
00:52:20.000 Yeah, the Central Park rapist. 0.99
00:52:21.000 Trump was right. 1.00
00:52:23.000 So they got off on a bullshit technicality. 0.99
00:52:27.000 Propaganda is all over this. 0.97
00:52:28.000 And now it's just become an accepted thing.
00:52:30.000 We've totally forgot this rape victim. 0.59
00:52:32.000 She doesn't exist.
00:52:33.000 You never see her face anywhere.
00:52:34.000 And it's all about the evil prosecutor who now I assume her life is in danger.
00:52:40.000 And they're talking about boycotting her book.
00:52:42.000 That's the most important thing we have to do is make sure no one reads her book where she explains all of this, all of the confessions, and shows that she can prove that they are not coerced.
00:52:54.000 When you say, I stole the Sony Walkman, and the police don't know you have a Sony Wachman, that means you were there.
00:53:03.000 How could you possibly be there, right? 0.93
00:53:05.000 Know she has that Walkman, and not be guilty of at least standing by while a woman is bludgeoned and gang raped.
00:53:12.000 Look at this tweet, the first one, D-Ray's commenting here.
00:53:15.000 Because now when you watch a Netflix dramatization, that's a fact.
00:53:20.000 So D-Ray, who, by the way, Charles C. Johnson was kicked off Twitter because he said, let's get, what did he say?
00:53:25.000 Let's take this guy out.
00:53:27.000 And that was taken as a death threat.
00:53:29.000 I'm just 50 minutes into when they see us, and it's almost too much.
00:53:31.000 People call us conspiracy theorists when we explain stories like this that happen daily.
00:53:36.000 Yeah, daily, children are thrown in jail for gang raping and almost murdering a woman.
00:53:42.000 We are conspiracy realists.
00:53:44.000 We are describing the horrors that seem stranger than fiction, but are all too real.
00:53:51.000 So I've already discussed the lie of this article.
00:53:55.000 Oh, yeah, that's why I had that guy.
00:53:57.000 This is when I was talking yesterday about the dude in the SUV shooting at people. 1.00
00:54:01.000 When you create this culture of you're going to die anyway, that's when you have people going, well, fuck it. 0.99
00:54:07.000 They're just going to throw me in jail, innocent or guilty. 1.00
00:54:10.000 That's the horrible world I'm living in.
00:54:11.000 And I saw some of the...
00:54:16.000 See if you can pull up the trailer for this when they see us.
00:54:20.000 Because in it, they go, we didn't know about no girl.
00:54:23.000 I don't understand what's going on.
00:54:25.000 I'm just a little guy wearing a little sweater vest with a tie.
00:54:30.000 And you're watching it going, you knew exactly who she was.
00:54:34.000 And they're a lot older than this beautiful little child who looks like he's a cute little 10-year-old.
00:54:44.000 Why were you running to Central Park at night, which was just laden with crime?
00:54:48.000 She was kind of naive, by the way, to go for a jog at Central Park in 1989.
00:54:54.000 Turn it up.
00:54:58.000 What's going on with my son? 0.58
00:54:59.000 Your son was involved in rape in Central Park. 0.99
00:55:05.000 They saw you rape the lady. 1.00
00:55:08.000 I didn't see a lady or hit anyone. 0.96
00:55:10.000 I didn't see any lady. 0.69
00:55:10.000 There. 0.69
00:55:12.000 I didn't see a lady.
00:55:13.000 No, they talked about the lady.
00:55:15.000 They kept saying they weren't that involved.
00:55:16.000 It was the other guy that did it.
00:55:19.000 Keep going.
00:55:22.000 I want to see my son right now.
00:55:23.000 Right now.
00:55:27.000 Whatever they said I did.
00:55:30.000 I didn't.
00:55:31.000 I'm the one.
00:55:32.000 So Look, just a sweet little boy state match.
00:55:38.000 They were all in their late teens, I believe.
00:55:42.000 These tapes are not as clean as the state would have you believe.
00:55:46.000 And then they just put a black eye on him.
00:55:52.000 Anyway.
00:55:54.000 Totally trivialized a major rape. 0.98
00:55:55.000 And you've scared normal little black kids into thinking that they get thrown in jail for no reason for decades at a time. 0.98
00:56:01.000 Way to go, propaganda machine. 0.95
00:56:03.000 At least Ava will get her money. 0.98
00:56:05.000 At least she'll get a cute little award and she'll get her Grammy or whatever they give to people on Netflix. 0.95
00:56:10.000 So your career is okay, Ava. 0.95
00:56:12.000 But the rape victims and the poor black kids getting brainwashed into thinking they're under siege, they're not doing so great. 0.98
00:56:17.000 All right, we're out of time. 0.98
00:56:18.000 I want to just end with this video of a guy being revived from death.
00:56:24.000 This is probably dark to you, but I've lived in New York for 20 years now, and this stuff is funny to me.
00:56:31.000 It starts with junkie on the notes.
00:56:35.000 Of course, you have that ready.
00:56:38.000 Yes, of course.
00:56:38.000 You got all the notes.
00:56:39.000 Time?
00:56:40.000 Eww! 1.00
00:56:46.000 Okay, this, how is this for idiocy? 0.99
00:56:48.000 Just pause. 0.99
00:56:49.000 They decide, oh, a guy's dying.
00:56:52.000 He's a junkie passing out.
00:56:53.000 Obviously, what do you need when you're dying of heroin overdose?
00:56:56.000 Milk.
00:56:57.000 Glass of milk.
00:56:57.000 Milk.
00:56:58.000 Oh, they really do use milk?
00:56:59.000 I hate when people do that too.
00:57:00.000 Like at a restaurant, someone will fall or have a seizure and they'll go, get a glass of water.
00:57:04.000 Get a glass of water.
00:57:05.000 Where's the water from, Wakanda?
00:57:07.000 What magic vibranium is in water?
00:57:11.000 Or at baseball, when a kid gets a baseball in the face, they go, could I just get like a Gatorade or anything cold even?
00:57:16.000 Why?
00:57:17.000 Ice?
00:57:18.000 I mean, his face isn't going to swell out to here.
00:57:19.000 It's a baseball to the face.
00:57:21.000 He's annoying the wound.
00:57:23.000 Do you think ice is magic?
00:57:27.000 You put ice on your knee when it swells out to here.
00:57:29.000 Look at this.
00:57:31.000 Hey, junkies, you should carry around a glass of milk everywhere you go, just in case. 1.00
00:57:35.000 Look at his stupid hair. 1.00
00:57:36.000 It looks like a wig. 1.00
00:57:39.000 He's overdosing, dude.
00:57:45.000 So then a cop shows up.
00:57:50.000 And I think he has, you know, there's the Narcon, Narcan that's like a big needle that goes in your chest.
00:57:56.000 But I guess this guy is an off-duty cop or whatever.
00:57:58.000 And he's got a little thing you can break or squeeze and put up your nose.
00:58:02.000 I told my...
00:58:02.000 Oh, smelling so, yeah.
00:58:05.000 It's not just smelling salts, you fucking tard. 1.00
00:58:09.000 Yeah, smelling salts. 1.00
00:58:10.000 A woman fainted in 1802?
00:58:10.000 What is this?
00:58:13.000 It's Narcan. 0.90
00:58:14.000 He needs more than just a stinky smell. 0.98
00:58:20.000 Philly offense. 0.98
00:58:21.000 Okay, look at this.
00:58:21.000 So he's up.
00:58:22.000 Now he's pissed that his buzz is gone.
00:58:24.000 Turn it up.
00:58:24.000 Turn it up.
00:58:28.000 Who just saved me? 1.00
00:58:29.000 He just saved your fucking... 1.00
00:58:32.000 He just fucking saved your life! 1.00
00:58:36.000 You're a fucking asshole, dude. 1.00
00:58:38.000 I am. 1.00
00:58:39.000 He kicks you in the ball. 0.99
00:58:42.000 Wow. 0.68
00:58:43.000 I can't believe that. 1.00
00:58:45.000 Dude, what the fuck? 1.00
00:58:46.000 He just fucking saved your life. 1.00
00:58:48.000 That's so good, it's almost fake. 0.99
00:58:50.000 Yeah, what?
00:58:51.000 Wait a minute.
00:58:51.000 That wig, that kind of looks like a wig.
00:58:53.000 Could this be fake?
00:58:54.000 No.
00:58:57.000 If this is fake, it's masterful.
00:58:59.000 But the reason I put it on the show is because I like that it summarizes the way we are with socialism in society when we reach out to help people.
00:59:10.000 We're really dealing with a nation of ingrates who want to mess up their lives.
00:59:14.000 They want to destroy themselves.
00:59:15.000 And we try to help, like charter schools.
00:59:19.000 And the DNC goes, no, we're not doing that.
00:59:21.000 You're messing up my socialist high. 0.99
00:59:23.000 And then they kick all the kids in the balls and screw each other over. 0.99
00:59:27.000 Anything to win. 0.99
00:59:29.000 They just want to get high.
00:59:31.000 They just want to indulge themselves.
00:59:33.000 They don't really care.
00:59:36.000 So don't fall for it.
00:59:39.000 And if saying so is going to get you in trouble, so be it.
00:59:43.000 Get fired.
00:59:44.000 Get in trouble.
00:59:44.000 Be brave.