Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E176 - THE WAR ON COMEDY [2020-06-17 - S02E176 - THE WAR ON COMEDY]

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.

00:00:22.000 I got to be unstoppable.

00:00:25.000 I got to be unstoppable.

00:00:31.000 That was Santi Gold, who got her name from Blaxploitation films in the 70s. 0.99

00:00:39.000 And then Santi Gold, the character or the guy or the writer, got mad.

00:00:43.000 She had to change it to Santo Gold.

00:00:45.000 Made a bunch of money, had a kid.

00:00:46.000 Damn it, we talked about her on the show. 1.00

00:00:48.000 I saw a video of a lunatic dancing to that song that we'll get to at the end of the show.

00:00:53.000 So stick around.

00:00:55.000 Fun day for the New York Post.

00:00:57.000 Look at this gentle giant.

00:00:59.000 This is, yes, he did punch an old lady in the face, and she was bleeding from her ears.

00:01:05.000 And he has been arrested 103 times, but he's reacting to the oppression of living in New York.

00:01:16.000 Then they also had this.

00:01:18.000 Louis Farrakhan was on some show like Jerry Springer or something, and he talked about how white people are scared of black people.

00:01:26.000 And then Jennifer Anniston and all these celebrities start forwarding it, going, I've never heard of this guy, but he seems to really understand white oppression.

00:01:37.000 And so the paper is like, first of all, I read this, I go, how do you not know who Louis Farrakhan is?

00:01:43.000 Like, he is the most prominent, famous, fucking Muslim, anti-Semite, Nation of Islam dude ever. 0.51

00:01:53.000 He's the black David Duke. 0.82

00:01:55.000 How could you not fucking know that?

00:01:58.000 We're being led by the blind here that so many uninformed brads are telling us what to do.

00:02:04.000 All of these riots are based on a myth.

00:02:07.000 Our past 2020 so far has been dominated by two major lies that are mutually exclusive.

00:02:13.000 One, stay inside or you'll die.

00:02:16.000 Two, we need to get outside and riot in huge crowds because of black victimization. 0.98

00:02:24.000 If one is true, then two can't be.

00:02:26.000 If two is true, then one isn't true.

00:02:29.000 No, they're both true.

00:02:31.000 Here's the deal.

00:02:32.000 You can riot in groups of 200,000 if it's a demonstration, but you can't gather in like a group of 30 if it's for something stupid like worshiping your God or.

00:02:47.000 So this is why I'm going to talk to Ron Coleman today about this awesome thing.

00:02:51.000 De Blasio, you can riot.

00:02:53.000 Like literally in the same dictum, in bullet points touching each other.

00:02:59.000 The top line says there's a curfew.

00:03:01.000 You have to be an innate.

00:03:02.000 The next line says, if you are protesting, you can stay out all fucking night and gather in groups of 100.

00:03:11.000 And then de Blasio adds the caveat, unless the cops tell you to go home, then you got to go home.

00:03:16.000 What are these arbitrary rules?

00:03:20.000 They're at war with us.

00:03:22.000 And I've always said this since I was a teenage anarchist.

00:03:24.000 The government is not your friend.

00:03:26.000 They don't care about you.

00:03:28.000 They are the enemy.

00:03:29.000 And the only way you can fight back is to get fired, get in trouble, get arrested.

00:03:35.000 And these fuckers had Hasidic Jews. 1.00

00:03:40.000 They go to their park.

00:03:42.000 They're crammed in these tiny apartments.

00:03:44.000 They go to a park.

00:03:44.000 It's a crucial part of their survival.

00:03:46.000 It's a crucial part of their community.

00:03:47.000 They're getting banned from having funerals.

00:03:50.000 And so de Blasio goes, you know what?

00:03:52.000 Fuck you, Jews. 1.00

00:03:52.000 He doesn't do this to the black part of town, by the way. 1.00

00:03:56.000 He chains the fence, and then they go, and I think Ron Coleman is involved in this.

00:04:01.000 They go, yeah, and fuck you.

00:04:03.000 Break the chains.

00:04:05.000 I love this kind of shit.

00:04:07.000 My favorite stuff is when people say no and get together.

00:04:11.000 My least favorite stuff is when you see Hasidic and Orthodox Jews going, Black Lives Matter. 1.00

00:04:18.000 Foot, five months after they were being murdered by black anti-Semites.

00:04:23.000 I hate capitulation and apologies.

00:04:25.000 I like strength.

00:04:27.000 I like Braveheart.

00:04:32.000 Also in important news, I found the pretender song I was looking for.

00:04:36.000 People sent in, oh, I also got a letter.

00:04:38.000 I hope we'll get to it in the mailbox.

00:04:39.000 I got OSHA wrong.

00:04:41.000 It wasn't, it was, I'm embarrassed.

00:04:43.000 I'm very embarrassed.

00:04:44.000 It's not the legislator governmental bureau.

00:04:48.000 It's like a health board that monitors restaurants.

00:04:52.000 Why didn't I say what a faggot I am?

00:04:55.000 Why didn't I say, what's OSHA?

00:04:57.000 I just went to a 26-year-old.

00:05:00.000 I'm 50 years old, almost 50 years old.

00:05:02.000 And I'm sitting there going, oh yeah, OSHA's coming.

00:05:05.000 Oh, that sucks.

00:05:06.000 I guess I'll look it up later.

00:05:09.000 What's he going to do?

00:05:09.000 Go, ha ha, you're dumb, old man.

00:05:11.000 This is my show now.

00:05:13.000 Yeah.

00:05:14.000 Get off.

00:05:14.000 Hey, take the Skype screen and push yourself off.

00:05:17.000 It's my show.

00:05:19.000 I am the captain now.

00:05:21.000 Why are you gay? 0.99

00:05:23.000 So it's one, two.

00:05:24.000 What's it called?

00:05:33.000 Precious.

00:05:34.000 Precious.

00:05:37.000 I was searching for two hours going through all their canon.

00:05:42.000 I don't like the pretenders.

00:05:45.000 This is a good jam.

00:05:47.000 And 2,000 miles is a sweet ballad.

00:05:50.000 But their songs are so lethargic, plodding along dan, dan, dan, dan, dan.

00:05:55.000 They sound like my daughter.

00:05:56.000 I make her take guitar lessons.

00:05:58.000 And she plays guitar like this.

00:06:01.000 And that's how the pretenders sound.

00:06:02.000 They sound like my daughter at guitar lessons.

00:06:05.000 My wife was suggesting all these day camps because sleep away camp is canceled in New York.

00:06:09.000 It's like, there's a school of rock camp, and it's called, and then there's a make your own songs camp.

00:06:16.000 And it's like, I can see my daughter just going, ugh.

00:06:20.000 Like, she hates it.

00:06:22.000 Those camps are for kids who are like, hey, teacher, can I, you show me how to do this, Riff?

00:06:26.000 Not the pretenders.

00:06:29.000 But you got to do Something, kids.

00:06:34.000 Yeah, we had her graduation yesterday, which involved driving through.

00:06:38.000 And you know what's funny about this pariah status?

00:06:41.000 I don't go to my kids' parent-teacher interviews because I don't want the parents to recognize me because I don't want it to give them some sort of implicit bias against my child.

00:06:51.000 I don't want them to know their dad's David Duke.

00:06:53.000 So just my wife goes. 1.00

00:06:54.000 So you fuckers, turning me into a monster, have made it unable for me to help my kids as much as I could.

00:07:00.000 So I've got to wait, you know, at home and then get the story from my wife and not ask pressing questions about their fucking education.

00:07:08.000 Cancel culture.

00:07:12.000 Cancel culture.

00:07:13.000 And the BLM, I couldn't believe this.

00:07:15.000 Who said it?

00:07:16.000 Timothy Gordon?

00:07:17.000 I looked it up.

00:07:18.000 Their homepage says their goal is to shatter the nuclear family. 0.68

00:07:23.000 They have nothing to do with black lives. 0.95

00:07:26.000 Black Lives Matter is Marxist lesbians who want to sabotage this guy. 1.00

00:07:33.000 The guy that has two thumbs and loves blowjobs.

00:07:38.000 Did I tell you my parents are killing themselves?

00:07:40.000 What?

00:07:42.000 What do you mean?

00:07:44.000 They just stopped eating.

00:07:46.000 What?

00:07:46.000 They're drinking themselves to death.

00:07:48.000 It's a Glaswegian thing.

00:07:50.000 On purpose?

00:07:50.000 Yeah.

00:07:51.000 You say you have a run, you had a good run.

00:07:52.000 My brother went there with a beautiful plan that I was so proud of him.

00:07:58.000 My dad is a Nazi, a math Nazi. 0.71

00:08:00.000 Remember I told you when he lost his temper about coins?

00:08:02.000 I said, Dad, I know it's a different, every time you flip a coin, it's 50-50.

00:08:06.000 But if you had like a head 10 times in a row, you're probably getting a tail soon.

00:08:11.000 And I don't want to smash the desk because last time I did that, I broke my watch.

00:08:15.000 But he goes, coins don't have a fucking memory.

00:08:19.000 That's how passionate he is about math.

00:08:21.000 So my brother goes, I'm going to go down visit dad and I'm going to tell him about Terenceology.

00:08:27.000 Oh.

00:08:28.000 And how just hear me out.

00:08:29.000 Hear me out, Dad.

00:08:31.000 Every action has an equal opposite reaction.

00:08:34.000 So one times one cannot just be one.

00:08:36.000 There has to be a reaction to the multiplication.

00:08:39.000 And show him.

00:08:40.000 Now you know this is one of the oldest symbols.

00:08:42.000 This is one of the oldest symbols.

00:08:44.000 I was like, that is so sweet.

00:08:46.000 Like one time we made him blow his fucking top because we said Elton John did a song for Lady Die after she died.

00:08:57.000 It's funny, their name's Lady Die. 1.00

00:08:59.000 And it was just Candle in the Wind.

00:09:00.000 He had written it for Marilyn Monroe, but he just changed it and made it for Lady Die.

00:09:03.000 And my dad, for some bizarre reason, hates songs dedicated to a dead person that seem fake.

00:09:10.000 He hates fake sympathy.

00:09:12.000 And so we go, Dad, you got to hear this tribute that Elton John did to Princess Die.

00:09:19.000 It's just, like, I was like this, trying not to cry.

00:09:24.000 You cannot hear it and not cry.

00:09:26.000 And then we played it for him.

00:09:27.000 He's like, he's a fucking phony.

00:09:30.000 He wrote that song for someone else.

00:09:32.000 He's just jumping on the fucking bandwagon.

00:09:35.000 All right.

00:09:36.000 See, you're so stupid when you do that.

00:09:38.000 Because now I know your weak spots.

00:09:40.000 Now my brother and I know the weak scale and the dragon.

00:09:43.000 And we can just drive in our rapier and twist.

00:09:46.000 Anyway, he goes there and they're just like passed out, not eating at all.

00:09:51.000 Sweetians starve to death all the time. 1.00

00:09:54.000 Whatever happened to Andy?

00:09:58.000 Drink and no eating.

00:10:00.000 Oh, he starved to death?

00:10:02.000 Huh?

00:10:02.000 What is this fucking biafra?

00:10:05.000 One of my uncle's best friends.

00:10:06.000 I go into the pub.

00:10:08.000 I say, this is Andy.

00:10:11.000 This guy can drink, man.

00:10:12.000 He can drink for Scotland.

00:10:14.000 Drink for Scotland?

00:10:15.000 I could drink for the bloody world.

00:10:18.000 Do you know what that means?

00:10:19.000 Drink for the world?

00:10:21.000 So you could drink for Scotland, meaning if there was Olympics, you would represent Scotland.

00:10:26.000 And you would just sit there drinking with the rest of the world, which is a hilarious concept that I love.

00:10:31.000 But he was offended by that.

00:10:33.000 Fuck Scotland, I could drink for the world.

00:10:35.000 Implying there's an intergalactic drinking competition.

00:10:38.000 And you're up against.

00:10:39.000 Oh, right, right, right, right.

00:10:40.000 Like one guy's 40 tons.

00:10:42.000 Like, one guy's an ant.

00:10:43.000 Like, he's this big.

00:10:44.000 It'd be like the Star Wars bar.

00:10:46.000 You can't compete with different aliens.

00:10:49.000 Some of them might be the size of a planet.

00:10:51.000 Jaglip Lorp is an ant-sized nodule, but he effervesces his liquid, so he doesn't need a digestive system.

00:11:00.000 Effervescence?

00:11:01.000 Effervesces.

00:11:02.000 I love when dumb people try to sound like nerds.

00:11:03.000 Okay, so this is a big cancel show today.

00:11:07.000 We're at war here in the culture wars, and it has effects on your life, real effects.

00:11:14.000 But this just in right now, so Enrique Tario, the Afro-Cuban chairman of the Proud Boys, said, you know, we'll give these guys a while and then we're going to go fuck up Antifa.

00:11:29.000 Right?

00:11:30.000 That becomes, according to the left, far-right groups are planning to disrupt George Floyd protests.

00:11:41.000 And so Facebook has banned 900 accounts.

00:11:43.000 This is 12B.

00:11:45.000 Facebook takes down nearly 900 accounts linked to far-right Proud Boys and American Guard.

00:11:50.000 I don't know who American Guard are.

00:11:52.000 Amid signs, members were plotting to send armed agitators.

00:11:56.000 No one said that.

00:11:57.000 To George Floyd protests.

00:11:58.000 Officials said it started to initiate a ban.

00:12:00.000 I had the New York Times call me yesterday trying to pick my brain.

00:12:04.000 What's happening?

00:12:05.000 What groups are going?

00:12:08.000 Fuck off, I said.

00:12:10.000 Let me go down though.

00:12:12.000 So the main picture is a proud boy with a helmet on because he doesn't want to get hit with rocks.

00:12:20.000 Anti-flick, oh, here we go.

00:12:22.000 Proud boys were formed in 26 by Gambitas, who helped find vice media.

00:12:25.000 The group denies any link to the far right, but claims to be against political correctness and are anti-white guilt.

00:12:29.000 That was like one quick thing someone threw out, and it's always brought up.

00:12:35.000 And we've already been banned from Facebook.

00:12:38.000 My tech guy who runs this site, who's not really political, he was banned.

00:12:44.000 Ryan, the subhuman Puerto Rican nip, was banned.

00:12:49.000 Superhuman.

00:12:50.000 The guy who calls his own apartment a fag zone.

00:12:53.000 I never did that.

00:12:54.000 Was banned.

00:12:55.000 That's false.

00:12:56.000 And what was your Facebook?

00:12:58.000 Just stupid videos of you playing your shitty gay guitar? 1.00

00:13:01.000 No super straight, super awesome guitar.

00:13:04.000 So you kind of...

00:13:06.000 Yeah, you weren't like...

00:13:08.000 did you have anything political on your Facebook at all?

00:13:11.000 The only stuff on my Facebook that was political, I mean, there were some saucy things like sparse, but not really, no, no.

00:13:20.000 Didn't the banner at your top of your Facebook say niggers beware? 1.00

00:13:24.000 Yeah, but it was the letter B. That's a bit rich.

00:13:27.000 The letter B. He didn't have that.

00:13:30.000 That is a joke, folks at home.

00:13:32.000 We're living in a very anti-joke society now, and we're going to get into that in a second.

00:13:37.000 But speaking of canceling, a painter in New Zealand was just canceled for painting Yours Truly, the guy with two thumbs.

00:13:48.000 Oh, this dude.

00:13:51.000 He ran our charity auction, which was for Liberty, who is a black baby this big that doesn't have a father because of Antifa, right? 0.96

00:14:00.000 Her father's in prison, not little sweet angel.

00:14:03.000 So this guy did a painting and sold it for charity.

00:14:05.000 That means he's a fascist.

00:14:07.000 So a petition started, and the gallery that represents him, the gallery that represents him fired him.

00:14:16.000 We're not representing you anymore.

00:14:18.000 You're a fascist.

00:14:19.000 And the funny thing about it is, first of all, it's a charity for a baby.

00:14:23.000 And secondly, is that painting particularly flattering?

00:14:27.000 It's not like I'm painted like George Washington with a rape with a big saber.

00:14:32.000 Toby Rain is a white supremacist, boycott Go Langsford in the galleries.

00:14:36.000 And I guarantee you that the woman who, that it's a woman who runs that gallery, and she got spooked by just like four Antifa emails and said, we got to get rid of him.

00:14:47.000 Why is that painting only a buck?

00:14:50.000 No, that wasn't very.

00:14:52.000 We didn't really promote it so much, so that link didn't really go around.

00:14:59.000 I thought Dave Smith had a great point on Tucker today.

00:15:02.000 I didn't number that one.

00:15:06.000 It's right after the next fucking link, obviously.

00:15:11.000 Tucker has sponsors abandoning his show while he has the highest ratings in cable news.

00:15:16.000 It's really hard for me to believe corporations prefer wokeism to profits.

00:15:20.000 Capitalism has truly been perverted.

00:15:22.000 Libertarians take notice.

00:15:24.000 Culture matters.

00:15:26.000 And then it's really weird seeing the retweets.

00:15:28.000 I don't go on Twitter much, and everyone intelligent has been expunged.

00:15:33.000 So it's just ditzy beta males and worthless females talking shit. 0.93

00:15:39.000 And so they start attacking him.

00:15:41.000 Look at this.

00:15:42.000 This is how markets solve social problems without force, the libertarian solution to bigotry, white supremacy, and structural oppression.

00:15:52.000 Imagine hanging out with that guy.

00:15:54.000 Well, we sort of saw it when Project Veritas infiltrated the Bernie Bros.

00:15:59.000 And you just saw these fucking epileptic turds going, yeah, we're going to have gulags after Bernie wins.

00:16:05.000 We have to teach these Nazis how not to be a Nazi. 0.85

00:16:10.000 Bernie Bros sending us to death camps to work us to death.

00:16:14.000 Good luck with that.

00:16:18.000 So yeah, my buddy David Cross is in trouble because he had a sketch that had, well, actually, he tweeted about this.

00:16:26.000 I forgot to include the tweet.

00:16:27.000 It'll probably be David Cross's most recent tweet.

00:16:31.000 He had a sketch that included blackface.

00:16:34.000 How do you not know how to spell blackface?

00:16:39.000 Oh, he puts it separately.

00:16:40.000 Yeah.

00:16:41.000 Netflix has removed an episode of Bob Oldenkirk and David Cross's 2015 Netflix original sketch series over a sketch in which Cross uses black face.

00:16:50.000 And so Bob and David both tried to explain their Twitter.

00:16:55.000 It's an asshole.

00:16:56.000 The character's a dick.

00:16:57.000 Same with Sarah Silverman, by the way.

00:17:00.000 I'm not defending these people because they would happily watch me drown.

00:17:04.000 But Sarah Silverman's blackface was mocking racism. 1.00

00:17:07.000 And Howard Stern, when he was saying the N-word in blackface, and he's been in big shit for this this week, and he keeps saying, I've evolved, I've evolved.

00:17:16.000 I'm not getting on any podiums to defend these people, but for the record, Howard Stern was mocking Ted Danson, who, because he had a black girlfriend, Whoopi Goldberg, he could get away with wearing really antiquated blackface, like with the big white lips and everything, and wearing wag gloves and doing super racist jokes because his girlfriend was Whoopi Goldberg.

00:17:36.000 So Howard Stern was mocking that.

00:17:38.000 But nuance, that doesn't matter.

00:17:42.000 You know?

00:17:45.000 So let's just very carefully watch the sketch that was banned and see exactly how offensive it is.

00:17:53.000 I marked my position and I ran away.

00:17:56.000 But the foods made for what you can do.

00:17:58.000 Netflix sucks dicks. 0.83

00:18:01.000 Literally, I think that this sketch, well, this entire episode was pulled.

00:18:06.000 And I think it's because I blame women. 1.00

00:18:07.000 I'm an anti-femite, as you know. 0.98

00:18:10.000 And I bet you anything.

00:18:12.000 There's a female director of programming or something. 1.00

00:18:14.000 Women are naturally predisposed to avoid confrontation. 1.00

00:18:20.000 And that doesn't work well in the business world.

00:18:23.000 Men are better in the business world because we hunt big game.

00:18:26.000 So when we get 100 calls about, you have to fire this person, it's just like mice at your feet.

00:18:31.000 You're just like, get out of here.

00:18:32.000 I got to get a woolly mammoth.

00:18:34.000 Blue.

00:18:35.000 So she sensed trouble.

00:18:37.000 And, you know, women are meant to be at the cave hunting and gathering agriculture, getting a rabbit. 1.00

00:18:42.000 So when they see any kind of threat, they're like, get rid of it.

00:18:46.000 Get it out of here.

00:18:46.000 Shoo, shoo, shoo.

00:18:48.000 So getting rid of this episode is like shooing away like a dingo. 1.00

00:18:52.000 You know those little Australian wild dogs?

00:18:53.000 A dingo ate my baby?

00:18:56.000 That's my theory.

00:18:58.000 It could just be a fucking huge pussy. 1.00

00:19:01.000 Anyway, this sketch is, I'm going to explain the impetus because now in this era, comedy is dead.

00:19:09.000 Even super liberal Trump haters like Bob and David are subjected to this bullshit.

00:19:14.000 And David's been subjected to this before.

00:19:16.000 There was a girl named Charlene Yi, who is an ugly little Asian chick who looks like a boy and complains that people mistake her for a boy. 0.99

00:19:27.000 Okay?

00:19:28.000 And I think she said that David Cross went up to her once and went, And it really hurt her feelings and it was terrible.

00:19:39.000 He said, I don't remember doing that, but you know, had this politically correct response where I give everyone their facility and I would never judge you, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:19:48.000 You know what's funny about that?

00:19:50.000 I think that was me.

00:19:54.000 That's my bit.

00:19:56.000 Because I know like four Chinese words, and having lived in China, I can fake Chinese talk. 0.99

00:20:01.000 So I could totally, I think I did say that.

00:20:04.000 I think one of them went, hey, Nihalma, wo chisu wo chilao shu, which means like I'm a vegetarian, I'm a teacher.

00:20:11.000 Hi, how are you?

00:20:13.000 Actually, at David's wedding, while he came out, I was wearing a kilt and I was singing in Chinese.

00:20:22.000 That was part of the ceremony.

00:20:24.000 So as he came out, yeah, he came out first.

00:20:27.000 Amber showed up in a boat. 0.93

00:20:29.000 And it was actually at a Jewish camp, speaking of Ron Coleman.

00:20:32.000 It was a kid's day camp that hadn't opened yet.

00:20:35.000 And I just stood there going, Anyway, so he got shit for me, I believe.

00:20:52.000 Anyway, he was like my best friend.

00:20:54.000 We had property together upstate.

00:20:56.000 We were neighbors, hung out every day, went on vacation together, talked on the phone every day.

00:21:00.000 And then the Trump thing happened.

00:21:02.000 He stood by me with the Tranny thing. 0.97

00:21:05.000 I just said that was a stupid thing to say, but we were still friends.

00:21:08.000 But with the Trump thing, there was a major divorce.

00:21:11.000 And I'm sure you went through this too.

00:21:12.000 I'm sure you're still going through it.

00:21:13.000 My parents were telling me they went through it in Florida where their old friends were like, ah, we can't do this anymore.

00:21:19.000 So there has been a split.

00:21:20.000 And it's funny how the split happened because whereas, what was his name?

00:21:24.000 John Glazer texted me and said, hey, man, I think what we knew was going to happen has just happened.

00:21:31.000 And I go, what are you talking about?

00:21:32.000 And he goes, Trump, I guess we can't be friends anymore.

00:21:36.000 I was like, bye.

00:21:37.000 We had a good ride.

00:21:37.000 See ya.

00:21:38.000 We went on vacation together too.

00:21:40.000 Our kids were friends.

00:21:42.000 But with David, it was different.

00:21:43.000 It was like an Amish guy who left the reservation.

00:21:46.000 So there was nothing to discuss.

00:21:47.000 It was like, you're not Amish anymore. 1.00

00:21:50.000 So we're just going to stop talking.

00:21:53.000 And that was the end of that.

00:21:54.000 So it's going to be weird watching this sketch of my old best pal.

00:21:59.000 He got a lot of shit for being my friend, too.

00:22:03.000 This is before Trump.

00:22:04.000 Anyway.

00:22:05.000 Hey, this is Gilvin Daughtry with Citizens Against Unlawful Abuse, and I am being made to stop at what looks like an impromptu checkpoint here on the corner of Racing in Wellington.

00:22:15.000 I think the real humor in Mr. Show was actually not Bob and David, but Bob Odenkirk and Dino Stampatopoulos, who was possibly the funniest person in the entire universe.

00:22:27.000 So you.

00:22:28.000 I used to drink with Dino and Jay, who's also in this sketch when I would go down there.

00:22:32.000 And they invented this concept of, it comes from a Gilbert Godfrey joke where he says, he talks about Jonestown and, oh yeah, he talks about, I'm going to ruin the joke, but Gilbert Godfrey has this long joke where he says, I was around in the 60s.

00:22:45.000 I held Jennis Joplin in my arms.

00:22:47.000 She died in my arms.

00:22:49.000 I knew Jimi Hendrix.

00:22:51.000 I held him in my arms.

00:22:52.000 He died in my arms.

00:22:53.000 I held him.

00:22:54.000 And he goes, anyway, I just flew back from Jonestown and boy, are my arms tired.

00:22:58.000 So then they keep going with that.

00:23:00.000 And Jay goes, hey, I just flew back from a Transformers convention.

00:23:03.000 And boy, are my arms tires.

00:23:06.000 And then Dino goes, hey, George, it was during Katrina.

00:23:10.000 And he goes, George Bush just flew back from checking out all the flooded farms in Louisiana.

00:23:15.000 And boy, are his farms mired.

00:23:18.000 He wouldn't have said farms twice.

00:23:19.000 That ruins the joke.

00:23:20.000 See, we're analyzing comedy now.

00:23:22.000 That's the antithesis of funny is analyzing comedy.

00:23:26.000 And that's what they're forcing us to do with this Netflix ban.

00:23:29.000 We're forced to justify a joke.

00:23:31.000 Justify my joke.

00:23:34.000 Anyway, you get this joke, right, already?

00:23:36.000 It's pretty clear out of the gate.

00:23:37.000 He's making fun of these videos we all love on YouTube where someone says, I'm an unlawful citizen, non-registered.

00:23:43.000 I'm a person traveling.

00:23:45.000 I was not speeding.

00:23:46.000 I was traveling with velocity.

00:23:47.000 You do not have the right to detain me, officer, blah, blah, blah.

00:23:50.000 And then inevitably, they refuse to get out and the cop smashes the window.

00:23:53.000 And it's funny.

00:23:54.000 So they're kind of just stealing a popular YouTube, not meme, but trend.

00:23:59.000 ...your rights in the face of police harassment.

00:24:03.000 ...

00:24:05.000 Hello, sir.

00:24:06.000 Can you roll down your window, please?

00:24:07.000 Sir, I want to tell you that I'm a legal citizen of the United States and a constitutionalist and to inform you that you're being taped right now.

00:24:16.000 Uh-huh.

00:24:16.000 Okay.

00:24:16.000 Well, I'll roll your window down, please.

00:24:21.000 I'm only required by state law to roll down my window just enough to facilitate the ball.

00:24:26.000 The other big problem with this is that it humanizes cops and makes and shows that they have to deal with a lot of fucking assholes.

00:24:34.000 That's a sin now.

00:24:35.000 Don't humanize cops. 1.00

00:24:36.000 That's wrong.

00:24:37.000 And by the way, what black people are they protecting?

00:24:40.000 Yo, I was watching my favorite show, Bob and David, and they had this fucking racist sketch that had blackface in it, yo?

00:24:48.000 I think three black people have ever seen Bob Odenkirk and David Cross.

00:24:54.000 Let's go through the hood.

00:24:55.000 Actually, that's not true, because I would walk through black neighborhoods with David Cross, and they go, yo, that's that scary movie, too, nigga. 1.00

00:25:05.000 Documents.

00:25:06.000 According to the California state law, you only need to roll down your window two inches to facilitate conversation and passage of documents.

00:25:13.000 Am I being accused of a crime, officer?

00:25:15.000 You're not.

00:25:16.000 Can I see your documents, please?

00:25:17.000 Oh, coming up.

00:25:18.000 Documents now?

00:25:19.000 Why am I being detained, officer?

00:25:21.000 You have a legal right to know why you were being detained.

00:25:23.000 No, no, just a routine sobriety check.

00:25:25.000 I was going to wave you through, actually, but then I see.

00:25:27.000 In the comedy, we call this establishing the characters.

00:25:29.000 We know that this exactly how this guy is annoying.

00:25:32.000 We know exactly how this guy is reasonable.

00:25:34.000 We're showing the conflict here.

00:25:35.000 This is the evolution of the bit.

00:25:38.000 Weaving in the lane, and I thought you might be fiddling with yourself.

00:25:42.000 Fuck you.

00:25:43.000 I'm funny.

00:25:45.000 These guys are funny.

00:25:46.000 Key and Cross are funny.

00:25:48.000 We're doing our thing here in comedy land.

00:25:51.000 You don't have the right to fucking get in here.

00:25:53.000 You don't have the right when I'm fucking my wife to come in and go, no, no, no, no, we're not. 1.00

00:25:56.000 That's not doggy.

00:25:57.000 No, no, no, no doggy style.

00:25:58.000 Get off of her.

00:26:00.000 This isn't your world, okay?

00:26:02.000 You don't get fucking jokes.

00:26:03.000 Don't make me have to justify my joke.

00:26:06.000 I'm pissed off on their behalf, and they probably hate my guts.

00:26:11.000 There's Jay Johnson.

00:26:12.000 Here's my license and registration.

00:26:13.000 This is all I'm required by law to show you.

00:26:15.000 Sure.

00:26:16.000 Yep.

00:26:19.000 That is all you're required by law to show is your license and everything seems to be in order, sir.

00:26:24.000 You're free to go.

00:26:25.000 His documents were too easily available.

00:26:29.000 Your registration and your insurance is in your glove compartment.

00:26:32.000 Your license is in your wallet.

00:26:33.000 Those shouldn't have been ready.

00:26:36.000 If you move along and have a nice day.

00:26:38.000 Okay, thank you.

00:26:39.000 Thank you so much.

00:26:40.000 Just possibly the funniest man in the universe.

00:26:44.000 He played the cop on Sarah Silverman.

00:26:46.000 He would always make fun of me because I'm cheap.

00:26:48.000 And we were at a home in Jamaica that we had rented.

00:26:51.000 And he goes out to the back patio and he pushes the door open for me.

00:26:57.000 As one does.

00:26:58.000 It's a polite thing to do.

00:26:59.000 But it gets stuck because the stone floors are all wobbly and it gets stuck on the thing.

00:27:04.000 And he goes, sorry, I'm cheap too.

00:27:09.000 Holy fuck.

00:27:10.000 I would just hang out with those guys and just be non-stop laughing like a stoned teenager.

00:27:16.000 Even when I picked him up at the airport in Jamaica, we got lost because it's designed by Jamaicans. 1.00

00:27:21.000 And you can't get out of the parking lot.

00:27:23.000 There's no fucking exit.

00:27:24.000 So we're looping around and I'm getting stuck and doing three-point turns.

00:27:28.000 And he goes, actually, this was designed by a municipal architect known as Williard P. Nillard.

00:27:33.000 His friends called him Willy-Nilly.

00:27:36.000 Just off the fucking dome.

00:27:41.000 So sometimes some of these officers are new and don't know the exact concept of what they're supposed to do.

00:27:48.000 This is definitely Dino.

00:27:49.000 So.

00:27:54.000 Okay, you are legally required to pull over at all police checkpoints, but once you do, that's when your rights come into play.

00:28:01.000 Let's watch this.

00:28:02.000 And you're probably not going to be able to find this, but I think the beginning of our split was Toby Keith after 9-11.

00:28:13.000 No, wait a minute.

00:28:13.000 That was 20 years ago.

00:28:15.000 I should say the first time I realized we are different people is after 9-11, Toby Keith had this song.

00:28:20.000 And we'll put a boot in your ass. 1.00

00:28:23.000 It's the American way.

00:28:25.000 Well, Uncle Sam put your name at the top of his list.

00:28:29.000 And the statue of a liberty started shaking her fist.

00:28:32.000 And I said, this song fucking rules.

00:28:35.000 And I sent it to Bob and David.

00:28:36.000 And they agreed, ironically.

00:28:40.000 And they didn't get that I actually do like the song and think it's a great idea.

00:28:43.000 I do want to put a boot in the Middle East ass. 1.00

00:28:46.000 So then Bob Odenkirk did a parody of it where it was called like USA and the USA.

00:28:51.000 And it was like an America fuck yeah kind of joke mocking Toby Keith.

00:28:56.000 No, that's a different country star they're mocking.

00:29:00.000 But yeah, I saw the sketch and I go, no, no, no, I actually like the song.

00:29:04.000 I'm not being sarcastic.

00:29:07.000 Now.

00:29:09.000 License to registration.

00:29:11.000 Wait, did I did I just see you?

00:29:16.000 Okay, if you've accidentally left your window down as I just have, you are legally allowed to roll it back up to extraneous.

00:29:23.000 Again, you're raping me, Netflix, by making me do all this analysis.

00:29:26.000 You can go right on through.

00:29:28.000 Okay, I'm calling.

00:29:29.000 We made the cop black.

00:29:30.000 Is that not good enough for you?

00:29:32.000 Anyway, you know where this is going, right?

00:29:34.000 Well, I won't tell you, just in case you don't.

00:29:37.000 License and registration.

00:29:38.000 No, that's fine.

00:29:39.000 Thank you.

00:29:39.000 I've seen those already, so you can just move along and have a nice day, okay?

00:29:43.000 Okay, I'm not required to have a nice day, officer.

00:29:46.000 No, I suppose you're not, but um do you need help?

00:29:52.000 No, thank you, officer.

00:29:54.000 If I'm not being accused of anything, then I should be able to leave on my own recognizance.

00:29:58.000 Sure.

00:29:59.000 I love that word, recognizance.

00:30:00.000 Yes, sir.

00:30:01.000 Please move along.

00:30:02.000 I've got a lot of cars.

00:30:04.000 You only use recognizance in that context of leaving on your own recognizance.

00:30:09.000 I'm going to start using it in different contexts.

00:30:13.000 Are you new here or do you?

00:30:14.000 No, I'm not new.

00:30:15.000 I'm just saying I just remember that the name Gilvin is making fun of me.

00:30:21.000 Me too.

00:30:22.000 Is that paranoid?

00:30:23.000 Yeah, I thought...

00:30:28.000 You've got rights.

00:30:29.000 You're always doing stuff like this, too.

00:30:31.000 Uh-oh.

00:30:32.000 Fuck you, then.

00:30:33.000 I'm glad it got pulled.

00:30:36.000 God!

00:30:37.000 Damn it!

00:30:39.000 Okay.

00:30:40.000 He's very good at losing his temper.

00:30:44.000 So he's got alcohol there, he's got his taillight.

00:30:47.000 And I wonder if they did this for real.

00:30:54.000 Okay.

00:30:55.000 Here we go.

00:30:56.000 Nope, sir.

00:30:58.000 Officer, officer.

00:30:59.000 Yeah.

00:31:00.000 Hi.

00:31:02.000 I'm not buying it, sir.

00:31:03.000 I'm not biting, okay?

00:31:04.000 Seriously, we gotta move along.

00:31:07.000 You might want to check my rear taillight, officer.

00:31:11.000 It's so weird, too, because banning this, this movie, this movie, this bit is lampooning this guy, right?

00:31:17.000 Who's a pain in the ass.

00:31:19.000 So by pulling the sketch, you're like on this guy's side now.

00:31:22.000 You're one of those constitutionalists.

00:31:24.000 Okay, great.

00:31:25.000 Welcome aboard.

00:31:26.000 Netflix just went full-on libertarian, I guess.

00:31:29.000 So you can just so inconsistent with this woke capitalist bullshit.

00:31:34.000 Here we go.

00:31:36.000 Sir, I'm confident that you can remedy the situation, so just move along, please.

00:31:41.000 Come on, please.

00:31:45.000 All right.

00:31:47.000 There, it's all worth it.

00:31:49.000 What the fuck?

00:31:51.000 Hello, brother.

00:31:52.000 How can I be of service to you today?

00:31:54.000 Jerry.

00:31:54.000 Is this the guy that's been digging you around?

00:31:56.000 Yeah, good afternoon, sir.

00:31:57.000 We got a job to do here.

00:31:58.000 Okay, officer, I'm fully co-opted.

00:32:03.000 The car, sir.

00:32:05.000 Let's get this done.

00:32:08.000 Okay, finally, here we go.

00:32:10.000 God, it's sink.

00:32:12.000 Okay, officer, I am taping this interaction.

00:32:15.000 Okay?

00:32:16.000 No, Jesus.

00:32:18.000 Let's go get the taping.

00:32:19.000 You can't believe the right to switch.

00:32:21.000 Oh, but James.

00:32:22.000 Is this taping going all right?

00:32:23.000 Yeah.

00:32:27.000 This has nothing to do with racism or black people.

00:32:30.000 This has to do with an annoying asshole who thinks the police are racist scumbags.

00:32:35.000 And it has to do with what we all secretly fantasize about when we watch these videos: that the police could just cut the shit and get them out there and give them a good pepper spring.

00:32:45.000 So, Netflix doesn't get this joke, basically.

00:32:48.000 This is Gilvin Dartri.

00:32:50.000 We're know your rights penny.

00:32:52.000 Welcome aboard, Dave.

00:32:53.000 Welcome to cancel culture. 0.99

00:32:56.000 That was fantastic.

00:32:58.000 Jesus Christ.

00:32:59.000 You dummies are ruining America. 0.97

00:33:02.000 You ruin, like, America was built on these newspapers that the English encouraged right talk and left talk.

00:33:10.000 They encouraged debate.

00:33:11.000 They said you should have some conservative papers and some liberal papers, and always be having the back and forth.

00:33:15.000 That ended up being the soul of America, debate, conflicting ideas.

00:33:20.000 But in the past five years, we've decided, no, let's separate.

00:33:23.000 And I see it as the insane people over here and the sane people over here.

00:33:27.000 I'm sure they see it as the inverse.

00:33:29.000 And that is un-American. 0.61

00:33:32.000 You fuckers, you're getting rid of jokes.

00:33:34.000 Jokes, within every joke is a tiny revolution.

00:33:37.000 There's so much going on in that bit.

00:33:39.000 There's so much camaraderie and sympathy and hope for humanity.

00:33:45.000 When you take away those jokes, you take away all of those traits.

00:33:49.000 You take away this country's culture.

00:33:51.000 fuck you I got to know David and Bob as a fan.

00:34:05.000 I just sort of forgot that.

00:34:07.000 I was obsessed with Mr. Show, the original original.

00:34:10.000 And I noticed that I listed 13 sketches they did that ended up becoming real.

00:34:20.000 Rap, the musical.

00:34:23.000 They had a sketch about that.

00:34:25.000 That became Hamilton.

00:34:27.000 Swearing in ads, they had this joke about how this new fucking cheeseburger is the most delicious cheeseburger.

00:34:32.000 I've seen that in ads.

00:34:34.000 Like, so there was a hot sauce that it was called, like, this is really effing hot.

00:34:40.000 And they had some asterisks.

00:34:42.000 Or there was an apartment ad that said, fuck futons.

00:34:47.000 A guy on death row becoming too retarded to kill. 1.00

00:34:51.000 That actually happened to a guy?

00:34:53.000 Are you clicking on any of these?

00:34:54.000 What are you doing?

00:34:55.000 What are you looking at?

00:34:57.000 Oh, the owner of that.

00:34:58.000 What the fuck are you doing, Ryan?

00:35:00.000 Wait, where is this?

00:35:02.000 This is After the Mr. Show, 13.

00:35:07.000 Okay.

00:35:09.000 Were you just like looking at the internet?

00:35:13.000 No, I was looking up the owner of that gallery.

00:35:18.000 Why?

00:35:19.000 We talked about that an hour ago.

00:35:20.000 Let's see if it was a female. 1.00

00:35:23.000 Okay, don't do research like that.

00:35:25.000 This is a very old article I wrote, so a lot of the links are gone.

00:35:28.000 But heavy metal therapy is a thing.

00:35:30.000 Heavy metal restaurants.

00:35:32.000 They did a joke about that, and Alice Cooper actually does have a heavy metal restaurant.

00:35:37.000 They even look the same.

00:35:38.000 What are you doing, Ryan?

00:35:42.000 See the list!

00:35:44.000 Wrap the musical, swearing in ads.

00:35:49.000 Heavy metal restaurants is number five.

00:35:51.000 Would you like me to hold your hand?

00:35:53.000 Are you going to click these?

00:35:54.000 Yeah.

00:35:55.000 Oh, okay.

00:35:55.000 That would be nice.

00:35:57.000 No, I've already moved on way past that.

00:36:03.000 Oh, I'm up to 14 now.

00:36:09.000 That's funny.

00:36:10.000 So look at 14.

00:36:13.000 It's an actual YouTube link.

00:36:14.000 Mr. Show, Why Me, the Bob Lamonta Story.

00:36:16.000 This might be the funniest sketch of all time.

00:36:19.000 It's about a guy whose parents are retarded. 0.97

00:36:21.000 Turn it up.

00:36:23.000 Come on, Bob.

00:36:23.000 Aren't you going to eat?

00:36:25.000 What is it this time?

00:36:27.000 What's wrong, Bob?

00:36:29.000 You get another weird sandwich?

00:36:31.000 Leave him alone.

00:36:32.000 I think this one is peanut butter, an egg, dice.

00:36:40.000 Isn't it spongy there?

00:36:42.000 Yeah.

00:36:42.000 Damn it!

00:36:49.000 I hate my parents!

00:36:51.000 I hate them!

00:36:52.000 Bob, you okay?

00:36:55.000 Everything's all right!

00:36:59.000 But everything wasn't alright.

00:37:03.000 My parents had embarrassed me again.

00:37:05.000 You know what was really smart about Mr. Show?

00:37:06.000 They would be super cheap on all their sketches, so they could save money and do these with like real film cameras.

00:37:13.000 So he runs home and his brother is there.

00:37:15.000 And his parents, in order to make sure the brother's safe, have tied him to the couch with yarn.

00:37:22.000 We're sorry.

00:37:25.000 There's no need to apologize, but let me ask you, what's the situation like at home?

00:37:31.000 We get one round in pain.

00:37:35.000 That seems healthy.

00:37:36.000 Yeah.

00:37:37.000 I'm strong, like a hawk.

00:37:40.000 And red.

00:37:44.000 That's back when you could be funny.

00:37:45.000 They should pull this too. 0.58

00:37:46.000 Oh.

00:37:49.000 Oh no.

00:37:52.000 Oh no.

00:37:54.000 Mom and dad said I stay at home watch cartoons all day.

00:37:57.000 Did they give you any lunch?

00:37:59.000 Gave me some beer and some frozen peas.

00:38:01.000 That's one of my favorite moments in the history of man.

00:38:04.000 Gave me some beer and some frozen beans.

00:38:07.000 What?

00:38:07.000 You should make that a drop, although I don't know what context we could ever use it in.

00:38:11.000 Anyway, it's a hilarious sketch.

00:38:12.000 You should look it up.

00:38:13.000 All right, that's enough, Mr. Show.

00:38:18.000 Let us talk to Ron Coleman, who I secretly suspect is behind these brave Jews who said, fuck you to de Blasio and sawed through his barricade.

00:38:33.000 I got your big unstoppable Hey, hey, hey, hey Ron, are you there, sir?

00:38:40.000 I'm here, right here in Clifton, New Jersey, the Pearl of Passaic County.

00:38:44.000 Now, about a week ago, I was saddened to see Black Lives Matter written in Hebrew in a park with rabbis and all these other Orthodox and Hasidic Jews capitulating to the mob. 0.90

00:38:57.000 I don't think so.

00:38:58.000 I think Dove Hikind, who's An interesting politician got together a few rather marginal folks and thought that would be a cute political move. 0.59

00:39:09.000 But there's not a particularly deep reservoir of support for Black Lives Matter among Orthodox Jews, especially in Brooklyn, because keep in mind, I don't have to remind you that it was in November, December of just last year that youths were randomly picking off Jews in the street,

00:39:34.000 and Comrade Bill de Blasio was resolutely ignoring it.

00:39:40.000 So, you know, the attitude of Jews towards city administration and towards, you know, unity type pretenses is pretty straight at this point.

00:39:52.000 It was part of a surge of anti-Semitic violence.

00:39:55.000 We had the Mosley killing, right, upstate.

00:39:59.000 Then we had two Orthodox Jews killed at a kosher deli that were targeted by black Hebrew Israelites. 0.92

00:40:05.000 But we were also having a surge of just bratty, black, fatherless kids, just swatting Hasidic Jews in Williamsburg. 1.00

00:40:12.000 Right.

00:40:13.000 Yeah, right.

00:40:16.000 And City Hall was in complete denial about it.

00:40:18.000 In fact, I attended a meeting of activists of all kinds of stripes, including people who I'm sure had been voting liberal and giving money to Democrats their entire lives that couple months.

00:40:31.000 It was, I think, January, maybe February.

00:40:34.000 And a New York politician, a member of the city council, was one of the speakers.

00:40:39.000 And he was dancing around this.

00:40:42.000 And one of the guests said, well, what are you guys doing about this?

00:40:48.000 And he says, well, listen, there's an education problem.

00:40:50.000 We need a Holocaust education. 0.53

00:40:51.000 They need pamphlets.

00:40:52.000 What are you going to do about it?

00:40:55.000 And he refused to acknowledge that there's a completely, objectively identifiable ethnic and age group victim and ethnic and age group perpetrator, as we say in the city.

00:41:14.000 As the cops used to say, the peripatron was apprehended.

00:41:20.000 He was actually trying to sell us that this is right-wing violence.

00:41:24.000 I remember that, right-wing violence.

00:41:25.000 Of course, obviously.

00:41:26.000 It's always the Proud Boys.

00:41:27.000 I understand the Proud Boys are running things actually in Seattle now.

00:41:31.000 I'm getting a lot of chatter on that.

00:41:34.000 Excellent work, by the way, by the Proud Boys.

00:41:37.000 Because in my previous experience with the Proud Boys and their friends and leadership, I had never known them to be all that efficacious at organizing anything.

00:41:45.000 Yeah, that's the thing.

00:41:46.000 And now they're doing massive false flag riots.

00:41:49.000 They've come in very low.

00:41:50.000 Well, the blue colors tend not to be that savvy with their phones and social media, the way these rich kid academics in Antifa are.

00:41:58.000 And you know what's funny about what you're just saying?

00:42:01.000 The reason that that politician was tiptoeing around the issue is because he's scared of racism, and he's scared of racism because it might lead to anti-Semitism.

00:42:09.000 So in an effort to avoid anti-Semitism, he is ignoring the murders of Jews.

00:42:16.000 Well, that's right.

00:42:17.000 That's like, what did they used to say that Baptists were against dating because it might lead to mixed dancing?

00:42:31.000 Or maybe have it backwards, but the point is people completely missing what's actually going on.

00:42:36.000 It's like in Germany, you're not allowed to have swastikas in any form.

00:42:40.000 So when these punks were trying to make stickers that have the swastika crossed out, they were apprehended because you're still drawing a swastika.

00:42:50.000 Anyway, let's cut to the chase here.

00:42:53.000 So I was really disappointed to see that in the New York Post.

00:42:56.000 And I thought, more capitulation breeds more attacks.

00:42:59.000 Stop trying to appease Black Lives Matter. 1.00

00:43:02.000 They don't like you.

00:43:03.000 And then I saw this today in the paper.

00:43:06.000 I saw Orthodox or Hasids, I can't tell.

00:43:12.000 It's mostly Hasid. 1.00

00:43:13.000 These are Hasidic neighborhoods. 1.00

00:43:15.000 And there are some non-Hasidic Orthodox Jews who are helping out in this stuff.

00:43:19.000 But yeah, what you're seeing in the paper post was on social media already yesterday and was making the rounds in the Jewish WhatsApp chess a day earlier.

00:43:32.000 I mean, people were really excited about it because it really represents a gigantic symbolic break with what had been still a very painful process of still pretending that there's any kind of legitimate alliance between the New York City political establishment and Hasidim and other Orthodox Jews in New York.

00:43:57.000 That is really over.

00:43:59.000 And what really, by the way, I don't think people outside of our community really appreciate this.

00:44:04.000 Governor Cuomo's decision to prohibit sleepaway camps in New York State from opening was the straw that broke the camel's back.

00:44:15.000 People don't appreciate what a vast, vast political earthquake that has caused.

00:44:23.000 Oh, I never thought of that.

00:44:24.000 That's a big Jew thing, Camp. 1.00

00:44:26.000 It's a big Jew thing. 1.00

00:44:27.000 Well, you have, you know, you live in Williamsburg and Borough Park.

00:44:30.000 You've got five, ten, maybe 12 or 13 kids in an apartment that does not have five or ten bedrooms.

00:44:38.000 It's hard enough during the year, but when summertime comes and it's 95 degrees in the street and men and women are walking around naked, you want to go up to the Catskills, and no one's going to the Catskills anymore with Orthodox Jews. 1.00

00:44:54.000 It's not a prestige location.

00:44:55.000 No, no.

00:44:57.000 I had a place to create a campus.

00:44:58.000 That's been a summer camp.

00:44:59.000 Sorry.

00:44:59.000 There are also bungalow colonies there, and you're allowed to go to day camp.

00:45:02.000 But this is devastating people who own camps, people who send their kids to camp, people who's also...

00:45:13.000 Our kids don't generally have summer jobs.

00:45:16.000 They live this sort of monastic lifestyle during most of the year.

00:45:20.000 And summer is a challenge for them also.

00:45:22.000 So they go usually to these single-sex camps, single-sex divisions of camps, and their counselors there, or their teachers there.

00:45:29.000 It's a bonding thing for the whole community, too.

00:45:31.000 It's a bonding thing.

00:45:32.000 People meet people from outside of their neighborhoods, and it is just completely baked in part of our social network and our experience.

00:45:42.000 We're not going to put our kids in front of TVs.

00:45:44.000 We don't have TVs.

00:45:47.000 So, this really was the story that broke the camels back and a number of major Orthodox organizations that have been working very, very hard to keep the troops under control and to try to be with the governors and the mayor's program because we want to be responsible and we want to be healthy.

00:46:08.000 And that's over.

00:46:11.000 I just love seeing people defend themselves, stand up for their rights.

00:46:15.000 And this picture where they're literally breaking chains and breaking orders.

00:46:22.000 De Blasio is apoplectic.

00:46:24.000 You can't do that.

00:46:25.000 And they're saying, no, this is church and state are separate.

00:46:28.000 You're not telling me how to practice my culture, my religion, my leisure.

00:46:32.000 We're staying together.

00:46:34.000 Did you have something to do with this?

00:46:37.000 Let's put it this way.

00:46:38.000 I mentioned to you when we spoke earlier that I'm in touch with a lot of the people who are on the leading edge of this.

00:46:45.000 I represent a group called Reopen New York, which is a coalition of several hundred small business people, many of them Orthodox Jews, but not all of them, any stretch of the imagination, who have been urging an end to the lockdown restrictions.

00:47:03.000 And one of the things that's going on here that's really not getting appreciated is lockdowns are killing small business.

00:47:10.000 They're not killing big business.

00:47:13.000 Well, big business is open.

00:47:14.000 You can go to Costco.

00:47:16.000 You can go to Walmart.

00:47:18.000 And these companies, and by the way, these are the same companies that last week were sending you emails.

00:47:24.000 And your wife got 10 times more than you did because she's on all the mailing lists of all the department stores and all the online stores.

00:47:30.000 BLM messages and Floyd messages. 0.60

00:47:35.000 And, you know, they're down with the branding moment, which is cops are terrible and we all should be taking a knee.

00:47:45.000 That's the corporate move right now.

00:47:46.000 These people are the only place you can go to buy your stuff because they presumptively are able to somehow not get you sick when you go into their store, which is obviously nonsense.

00:47:58.000 At the end of the day, so the point is, to answer your question, a lot of these people who are activists, and many of them being Orthodox Jews, are in touch with a lot of the other Hasidic activists.

00:48:12.000 Some of them are the same people, but not all of them, who are pushing the edge on this sort of civil disobedience.

00:48:18.000 These are the same guys who told the Satmar Hasidic kids last week when they were having one of their carnivals that the Blasio likes to break up to put up a sign in the back that said the justice for, you know, for what's his name, Floyd?

00:48:34.000 George Floyd?

00:48:35.000 George Floyd.

00:48:36.000 They put a sign up and they said, you can't touch us anymore.

00:48:38.000 Yeah.

00:48:38.000 You know, so everything's being, you know, if COVID does, if it inoculates you against COVID to be at a BLM march, then fine, we'll make everything a BLM march.

00:48:49.000 You know, we're at a time, Ron, but there's a war on Judeo-Christianity.

00:48:53.000 There's a war on people practicing their religion in this country.

00:48:56.000 There's a war on small business, which employs 60% of the country.

00:49:00.000 And those two things, our religion and our jobs, that's America. 0.56

00:49:05.000 So the politicians have declared a war on America.

00:49:10.000 Yes, they have.

00:49:11.000 It would be good if there were two parties in that war.

00:49:13.000 But so far, only one has really shown up.

00:49:14.000 I think it's fair to say.

00:49:15.000 Yeah.

00:49:16.000 Well, keep fighting a good fight, Ron.

00:49:17.000 Thanks for having me.

00:49:18.000 Thanks for coming up.

00:49:27.000 Hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:49:27.000 You don't like.

00:49:27.000 Let's do an Antifa update, shall we?

00:49:29.000 If the Proud Boys are going to kick off Facebook for daring to question the paramilitary wing of the DNC.

00:49:34.000 And don't you like how they make it seem racist?

00:49:37.000 Far-right people going to disrupt George Floyd protests.

00:49:41.000 If you have a problem with Chaz, aka Chop, you have a problem with black people not wanting to be killed. 1.00

00:49:49.000 I assume you want to destroy their funeral services, right?

00:49:52.000 If everything is so racist, why were none of those funerals remotely disrupted or questioned or anything?

00:49:59.000 All right, let's go to 1-4.

00:50:01.000 We're drifting into an Antifa section.

00:50:04.000 And I want to tell you about this Antifa couple, but we don't have time.

00:50:06.000 We'll do that tomorrow.

00:50:10.000 What are you doing, Ryan?

00:50:13.000 Holy fuck, you're annoying today.

00:50:15.000 I tried to be quick, and then it got sloppy.

00:50:18.000 Democrat Senator Tim Kaine, the U.S. didn't inherit slavery from anybody.

00:50:24.000 We created it.

00:50:25.000 Now, this is the guy with the son who's in Antifa.

00:50:29.000 And he said we have to fight them on the streets.

00:50:30.000 So he's the Antifa senator.

00:50:32.000 Have you read a stupider sentence in your life?

00:50:36.000 Like, I thought it was dumb not to know who Louis Farrakhan is, the guy who thinks Jews are termites that need to be exterminated.

00:50:42.000 I think he called them satanic.

00:50:44.000 Oh, good.

00:50:44.000 It's a video.

00:50:45.000 Let's see this.

00:50:47.000 We need to ban racial and religious profiling.

00:50:50.000 Okay.

00:50:51.000 We need to hold police officers and police departments accountable for violent, reckless behavior.

00:50:56.000 Oh, we do.

00:50:58.000 We need to promote better training and professional accreditation of police departments.

00:51:03.000 Okay, maybe.

00:51:04.000 Madam President, why do we demand that universities maintain accreditation to receive Federal funds but make no such demand of law enforcement agencies?

00:51:16.000 And we need to do much within the criminal justice system.

00:51:19.000 What kind of regulations with the police force?

00:51:21.000 You have to go do your shooting test every year.

00:51:24.000 There's a million different requirements of every cop on a regular basis.

00:51:29.000 All of our systems to dismantle the structures of racism that our federal, state, and local governments have been directed and maintained over centuries.

00:51:39.000 We know a little bit about this in Virginia.

00:51:41.000 The first African Americans into the English colonies came to Point and Comfort, Virginia in 1619.

00:51:47.000 They were slaves.

00:51:48.000 They'd been captured against their will.

00:51:50.000 But they landed in colonies that didn't have slavery.

00:51:53.000 There were no laws about slavery in the colonies at that time.

00:51:58.000 The United States didn't inherit Slavery from anybody.

00:52:01.000 We created it.

00:52:02.000 It got created by the Virginia General Assembly and the legislatures of other states.

00:52:06.000 Just stop.

00:52:07.000 I have a headache.

00:52:09.000 That is the craziest logic.

00:52:12.000 So if you bring something from somewhere, then you created it.

00:52:15.000 So, like, if I bring a curry from India and I start eating curry in America and I show people this curry recipe, I've created curry.

00:52:25.000 We created black people.

00:52:26.000 I'm responsible for it.

00:52:28.000 Arabs, Jews, and Africans created slavery. 1.00

00:52:35.000 Mostly Africans sold 10 million slaves to the world. 0.99

00:52:40.000 And they didn't, it wasn't just Africa. 0.69

00:52:43.000 We've had slavery everywhere from top to bottom. 0.89

00:52:47.000 The word slavery, and by the way, when I said Arabs, Jews, and Africans, I'm talking about the ones that were here in America. 0.99

00:52:54.000 But that's just one tiny part of slavery, which still exists today in Libya.

00:52:58.000 $400, you can buy a guy right now.

00:53:02.000 The word slave comes from Slav.

00:53:05.000 Slavic people were slaves. 1.00

00:53:07.000 There was a massive slavery revolution with Watt Tyler in Britain in the 1300s.

00:53:15.000 America?

00:53:16.000 America was possibly the tiniest sliver in all of the slivers that represent the history of slavery in this country.

00:53:26.000 You know what being educated means to these people?

00:53:29.000 It means repeating our tropes without question, memorizing our silly rules and our bizarre interpretation of history.

00:53:37.000 If you don't have that memorized and you don't repeat it with the same words like hegemony and intersectionality, then you're not educated.

00:53:44.000 It's almost like saying to a Star Trek fan, you have to speak Klingon, you have to know what episode the fuzzy guys were, the Twilbys or whatever they were called, or you're not educated.

00:53:55.000 Just because I don't believe your stupid shit, bizarre pretzel logic, doesn't mean I'm not smart.

00:54:02.000 It means I'm not following you.

00:54:03.000 I don't give a fuck about your stupid theory that America invented slavery.

00:54:07.000 America ended slavery, fuck nuts.

00:54:10.000 We didn't create it, as Patrick Buchanan says.

00:54:14.000 The West did not invent slavery, but the West alone abolished it.

00:54:18.000 England was the first to say, let's stop slavery, but they didn't really have slaves.

00:54:23.000 So it wasn't impressive.

00:54:24.000 America did the dirty work.

00:54:26.000 And 620,000 white men died.

00:54:30.000 A few black guys.

00:54:31.000 Died fighting to end slavery.

00:54:34.000 That's the equivalent of 5 million people today.

00:54:37.000 You're welcome.

00:54:38.000 You're welcome, Tim Kaine.

00:54:41.000 Here's another.

00:54:41.000 Remember a few, I think it was last week, we were basking in the glory.

00:54:46.000 Oh, yeah, that's his son.

00:54:48.000 Yeah, that's what Tim Kaine created.

00:54:50.000 Wow, these are good responses.

00:54:51.000 I hadn't seen the responses.

00:54:53.000 What does that say?

00:54:54.000 Go up a little bit?

00:54:55.000 No, no.

00:54:56.000 No, down.

00:54:57.000 It's behind the viewfinder, so I can't see it.

00:55:00.000 Stop.

00:55:01.000 This is one of the most ahistorical lies I've seen yet from the Duranger.

00:55:04.000 Yeah, me too.

00:55:05.000 I've never seen anything like that.

00:55:08.000 Because we brought slaves to Virginia, we invented slavery. 0.97

00:55:13.000 They didn't have slavery in America back then. 0.99

00:55:16.000 They didn't have America in America back then.

00:55:19.000 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:55:20.000 Did we invent boats?

00:55:22.000 Because we brought boats here?

00:55:23.000 Boy, I sure invent a lot of shit.

00:55:25.000 Did I invent horses?

00:55:27.000 The wheel?

00:55:27.000 When we got here to what is now America, the Indians hadn't discovered the wheel.

00:55:33.000 So we created the wheel.

00:55:35.000 The fuck.

00:55:36.000 Anyway, so we were enjoying, remember there was that progressive newspaper editor, I think it was in Oregon, that said, burn, yeah, burn.

00:55:44.000 And then they burned her office.

00:55:45.000 And she was like, what?

00:55:46.000 What, guys?

00:55:46.000 I'm on your side.

00:55:47.000 Then there was the guys giving the thumbs up.

00:55:49.000 They got the rock through their window.

00:55:51.000 We're on your side.

00:55:52.000 Then there was the black dude who said, let it burn.

00:55:55.000 And then maybe a day later said, they've come up to my gated community.

00:55:59.000 These people are fucking terrorist.

00:56:02.000 And this mayor did the exact same thing.

00:56:04.000 Mayor celebrates BLM protests, then calls them domestic terrorism when her home is vandalized.

00:56:10.000 Look, she's got all the articles of appeasement on her walls. 1.00

00:56:14.000 She's got the rainbow flag, BLM. 0.96

00:56:16.000 Please don't hurt me.

00:56:18.000 Capitulation breeds more terror.

00:56:24.000 You don't go up to a vampire with a little vial of blood and say, hey man, please don't bite me.

00:56:28.000 Here, have this.

00:56:29.000 He's going to go, mmm.

00:56:31.000 You don't go up to a shark and say, okay, just one bite.

00:56:34.000 I'll give you one bite and then you got to leave me alone. 0.96

00:56:37.000 A shark takes one bite.

00:56:39.000 He wants more.

00:56:41.000 Capitulation.

00:56:44.000 They don't like you.

00:56:45.000 They're not your friends.

00:56:46.000 Is that her there?

00:56:50.000 Like, that's a funny thing.

00:56:51.000 All these Democrat mayors and Democrat senators, look at that monster.

00:56:55.000 Oh.

00:56:56.000 Imagine having to fuck her. 1.00

00:57:00.000 I'd have to somehow rest a laptop on her back and have porn going. 1.00

00:57:06.000 What would you rather do?

00:57:08.000 Eat a millipede or fuck her? 1.00

00:57:10.000 I'll eat a millipede for sure.

00:57:12.000 Really?

00:57:12.000 Yeah.

00:57:13.000 I like the idea of.

00:57:14.000 What about one of those big ones they have in Africa? 0.99

00:57:16.000 Those big, long ones.

00:57:18.000 African key legs, yeah. 0.64

00:57:19.000 Twilling spiders.

00:57:20.000 Ones that are like dark brown.

00:57:21.000 Nope.

00:57:21.000 Never mind.

00:57:22.000 So you'd rather fuck her than that. 1.00

00:57:25.000 You'd feel the crunchy legs on your tongue.

00:57:27.000 Let me see what it looks like.

00:57:28.000 They'd probably still be wiggling.

00:57:30.000 Probably wiggling down your throat.

00:57:32.000 And you don't want to scratch up your esophagus.

00:57:34.000 I feel like eating bugs makes you a man.

00:57:37.000 Remember my brother ate a cricket?

00:57:40.000 I paid him $100.

00:57:41.000 Fucking a man makes you a fat. 0.97

00:57:42.000 I paid him $100 to eat a cricket.

00:57:45.000 And later we were at the bar and I didn't have any money.

00:57:49.000 And I go, fuck, I forgot to go to the ATM.

00:57:51.000 He goes, don't worry about it, buddy.

00:57:52.000 I got cricket money.

00:57:58.000 Speaking of Chaz, so the Prowboys have announced that they're doing something July 18th that involves Antifa.

00:58:06.000 That's all I know, or that's all I'm going to say.

00:58:09.000 But slightly offensive, remember that guy?

00:58:14.000 Elijah?

00:58:16.000 Elijah, Muhammad. 0.96

00:58:19.000 He went there.

00:58:20.000 And it's just bullshit.

00:58:23.000 Cars can't go in, but you can just walk in.

00:58:28.000 Here's what I don't get.

00:58:29.000 What about the people who live there?

00:58:31.000 Like, say their house is on fire or they're getting raped.

00:58:34.000 What if you want to call the police because you're 80 years old and a 17-year-old's raping you?

00:58:40.000 You just have to lie there and think of England?

00:58:44.000 But for the most part, if you just walk in, people have said that there's you know that they check your IDs or weird things like that, but it's not true.

00:58:54.000 But if you come in and you walk through the place, you end up having checkpoints.

00:59:00.000 Are there any restaurants?

00:59:01.000 Like, how do you eat?

00:59:02.000 You just keep ordering pizzas and shitting in porta potties? 0.99

00:59:06.000 They have barriers here and here.

00:59:08.000 I don't get the logic.

00:59:09.000 Free apples.

00:59:11.000 Free apples.

00:59:12.000 That fills you up when you're starving.

00:59:17.000 My parents were so cheap that whenever we had dinner, it would just be like a little sliver of meat because they grew up poor, so they still had this obsession with not overeating.

00:59:26.000 And I would be so hungry after dinner that I would make a bowl of popcorn this big, have a bowl of ice cream this big, and then have like three apples.

00:59:34.000 I don't really like apples anymore.

00:59:36.000 I don't like apples.

00:59:37.000 I overdid it.

00:59:38.000 And this is the entrance right here.

00:59:41.000 Now, if you walk over to my There's basically like this clip.

00:59:48.000 Okay, go forward a little bit.

00:59:50.000 There's a garden that you have to see.

00:59:53.000 It's coming up.

00:59:54.000 Yep.

00:59:57.000 Lots of shrines.

01:00:01.000 Wait, you passed it.

01:00:06.000 Yeah, there's a lot of people.

01:00:11.000 Go back to that.

01:00:13.000 It's an upside-down flag, which of course means like you're in jeopardy.

01:00:19.000 And there's a lot of these salt-made gardens.

01:00:25.000 It is.

01:00:26.000 Who the fuck is that going to feed? 0.84

01:00:31.000 Like, that's worse than an apple.

01:00:33.000 See, I don't know what you're growing there.

01:00:34.000 If it's lettuce, then I can eat that in one bite.

01:00:37.000 That's maybe one salad.

01:00:42.000 Good news, 500 people.

01:00:44.000 I have a salad that took me about four weeks to grow.

01:00:48.000 Who wants it?

01:00:49.000 I'll take it.

01:00:50.000 Gone.

01:00:51.000 What's next?

01:00:52.000 I'm still hungry, by the way.

01:00:54.000 Holy shit.

01:00:56.000 Oh, here's an interesting one.

01:00:57.000 This is kind of old news, but remember how we were talking about we're living in an era with the black and gold dress where people look at the same picture of a dress and some people say it is black and gold, others people see it as blue and yellow or whatever the fuck it was.

01:01:10.000 This video is going around both on the right and the left.

01:01:13.000 So Benny Johnson is saying, check out this awesome video, but I also saw Patton Oswald's annoying brother, Matt Oswald, talking about these fucking racist pieces of shit, peckerheads.

01:01:24.000 So this video is being used as evidence by both sides that the other side sucks.

01:01:30.000 That's how divorced we are here in Silent Apartheid.

01:01:35.000 You're so scared.

01:01:38.000 Are you embarrassed?

01:01:40.000 That's Sebastian Maniscala.

01:01:42.000 I'm getting my business card.

01:01:43.000 Are you embarrassed?

01:01:48.000 So just pause.

01:01:49.000 You're embarrassed.

01:01:50.000 You're embarrassed.

01:01:51.000 So he's obviously there to fuck with them.

01:01:54.000 Like they always, what they do is they walk into a storm and then when they get rained on, they play the victim.

01:02:00.000 They go, what the fuck?

01:02:02.000 I was just going about my merry way into a right-wing protest.

01:02:07.000 And now they're attacking me.

01:02:10.000 Whoa is the why of things.

01:02:12.000 It's like these soccer players when they get touched and they go, they're fucking liars.

01:02:20.000 Did that not pause correctly?

01:02:23.000 You're so scared.

01:02:25.000 Aren't you embarrassed?

01:02:28.000 Wait, it's on Unicorn Riot.

01:02:29.000 That's an Antifa site.

01:02:36.000 It's got two logos, Turning Point and Unicorn Riot.

01:02:38.000 That's perfect.

01:02:39.000 Oh my God.

01:02:40.000 It's a Turning Point video and it's a Unicorn Riot video.

01:02:43.000 I love it.

01:02:44.000 You're embarrassed.

01:02:45.000 You're embarrassed.

01:02:47.000 You're an embarrassment.

01:02:48.000 So what do you think about how Christopher Columbus cut off the hands of people who didn't bring him enough gold?

01:02:52.000 They were fucking savages back then.

01:02:54.000 Pause.

01:02:56.000 So it's South Philly, right?

01:02:58.000 So they have the accent.

01:02:58.000 And the left, ultimately, if they're honest with themselves, all of this is about classism.

01:03:03.000 They see the white trash as human garbage.

01:03:06.000 And the reason they pretend they like black people is because they think that white trash peckerheads like this, I'm saying that in an endearing way, they think we're racist.

01:03:16.000 So they point blacks at us, going, boo.

01:03:18.000 And we go, okay, excuse me.

01:03:21.000 It's the dumbest war ever.

01:03:23.000 And yes, Columbus did chop the hands off of slaves.

01:03:27.000 This better not go back to the beginning.

01:03:30.000 In what was it?

01:03:31.000 The fucking 1400s?

01:03:33.000 How far back was Columbus?

01:03:36.000 400 years ago?

01:03:38.000 1600s?

01:03:40.000 That was the culture back then on those islands.

01:03:43.000 It was savagery.

01:03:44.000 When they didn't like the Spanish, they would eat them. 1.00

01:03:47.000 They'd rip out their hearts.

01:03:48.000 That was the vocabulary of the time.

01:03:51.000 It was a fucking nightmare.

01:03:54.000 Do you know what the Indians did to the Spaniards? 0.94

01:03:57.000 When they showed up, they'd burn them alive.

01:04:00.000 They'd rip their hearts out of their chests and then eat it for the courage.

01:04:05.000 That was how you punish people back then.

01:04:06.000 Hey, you're a jerk.

01:04:09.000 Okay, fuck.

01:04:10.000 I'll try to be better.

01:04:12.000 Quartering and tarring and feathering.

01:04:14.000 And the Spanish were horrified.

01:04:16.000 Wait, Christopher Columbus was Italian.

01:04:19.000 He was from Gianno, Vai Italy, where they made pesto.

01:04:24.000 I've been there a couple of times.

01:04:26.000 Wonderful little town.

01:04:29.000 But the Europeans were horrified when they got to the Caribbean and saw how you say no, how you fight.

01:04:36.000 But they adapted and they said, all right, well, I guess we'll chop off your hands if you're bad.

01:04:41.000 But we look at the fucking past centuries ago with 2020 eyes, not just normal glasses, but not sea glasses, not sea glasses.

01:04:50.000 And we go, oh, those poor little natives. 1.00

01:04:54.000 They were picking flowers and stroking little, their pet iguana.

01:04:58.000 And then we came along and said, make me some money, bitch. 1.00

01:05:01.000 Chopped off their hands.

01:05:04.000 So they're defending a statue of Christopher Columbus.

01:05:08.000 What's your beef at Columbus?

01:05:10.000 Do You think he's too old-fashioned?

01:05:11.000 Do you think his methods are antiquated?

01:05:13.000 Well, you're correct.

01:05:16.000 Sir, let me have my bicycle.

01:05:17.000 Let me have my bicycle.

01:05:21.000 You want to talk shit?

01:05:22.000 Get the fuck out of here.

01:05:23.000 Get that fucking...

01:05:25.000 Get that...

01:05:32.000 No violence.

01:05:34.000 No violence.

01:05:36.000 Done.

01:05:38.000 Isn't this amazing that it has two logos, turning point and unicorn right?

01:05:43.000 Doesn't that just sum up the state we're in right now?

01:05:46.000 You and I look at that and we feel the way we felt when Jay Johnson was pepper spraying David Cross.

01:05:51.000 We're like, good, do it.

01:05:53.000 We're not doing that today, by the way.

01:05:58.000 He went in there.

01:05:59.000 He's fucking with him.

01:06:00.000 And this isn't just a normal day.

01:06:02.000 We're in a climate where statues are being torn down.

01:06:04.000 So if your job is to defend a statue and some asshole comes in there talking shit, you've got to get rid of that.

01:06:10.000 You've got to stop it.

01:06:11.000 It's like when I punched the Antifa guy at that rally and they go, you just punched him for no reason.

01:06:15.000 No, there was a mob behind him and they were throwing shit and batteries and piss at us.

01:06:19.000 So if I gave them even an inch, we'd all be dead.

01:06:23.000 So the second some guy crosses my path, wham, I slam him to make it clear to the other rabid dogs that they can't eat me.

01:06:31.000 I didn't give the vampire a vial of blood.

01:06:34.000 So that's what they're doing.

01:06:35.000 They're refusing to give the vampire a vial of blood.

01:06:38.000 All right, we got to get moving here.

01:06:41.000 We got to get to the mailb Ryan, shut up, you don't have a death.

01:06:50.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

01:06:56.000 Let me touch it.

01:06:59.000 Ryan, shut up.

01:07:03.000 Click there.

01:07:04.000 Don't save.

01:07:06.000 That's crazy Dinash thinks he's a toad.

01:07:09.000 Crazy Dinash.

01:07:11.000 Every time I've had a few drinks, I'm like, I've got to call Dinesh and show him that.

01:07:14.000 And then every time I'm sober the next morning, I go, I hope he doesn't...

01:07:20.000 I don't find that very funny.

01:07:23.000 Oh, you're really disappointing me.

01:07:26.000 Okay, Cab.

01:07:28.000 I thought we were a bros.

01:07:29.000 This guy's called Caleb.

01:07:31.000 Yo, G, I'm sure you're familiar with the band Life of Agony, a 90s New York hardcore band.

01:07:35.000 No.

01:07:36.000 New York, Hardcore, by definition, was about your scene.

01:07:40.000 So I didn't know who Gorilla Biscuits were or anything.

01:07:43.000 I knew my scene.

01:07:44.000 Dead Trout, Grave Concern, The Trapped, Honest Injun.

01:07:47.000 Those were our bands.

01:07:52.000 The lead singer is now Mina.

01:07:55.000 Keith, the lead singer, is now Mina.

01:07:56.000 I don't know what a Mina is. 1.00

01:07:57.000 I was born in 92, so I never saw, I was born in 92, yeah, so I never saw Keith.

01:08:01.000 But Mina killed a show back in like 2014. 1.00

01:08:04.000 Anyway, here's before and after video.

01:08:07.000 This first one starts at 2.32.

01:08:10.000 What are we watching?

01:08:11.000 Some band you like?

01:08:13.000 What the fuck?

01:08:19.000 What the fuck?

01:08:20.000 That's before shit.

01:08:22.000 I can't hear anything.

01:08:23.000 This is after.

01:08:24.000 We're not friends.

01:08:28.000 All right.

01:08:28.000 Thanks for showing me this band you like.

01:08:30.000 I'm not your friend.

01:08:31.000 Are you looking for music tips, especially ones that sound like shit?

01:08:36.000 What a weird thing to do.

01:08:37.000 This is the problem doing a show like this.

01:08:39.000 He's now Mina.

01:08:40.000 That's a female name. 1.00

01:08:41.000 Oh, okay.

01:08:42.000 That's more interesting.

01:08:44.000 First comment is, you guys are on Firebest.

01:08:46.000 I've heard you sound yours.

01:08:47.000 Nice to see Mina comfortable in her own skin at long last.

01:08:51.000 Well, let's see a picture of them.

01:08:53.000 I don't want to see their shitty songs.

01:08:57.000 Mina Keith.

01:08:59.000 Thank you.

01:09:05.000 Ew.

01:09:06.000 Ew.

01:09:07.000 That looks like a...

01:09:13.000 Or Dick Drazy villain.

01:09:15.000 Oh, my God.

01:09:16.000 Oh, that's him before.

01:09:17.000 Oh, boy.

01:09:18.000 What have you done, dude?

01:09:20.000 Looks like a shivering truth character, claymation character. 0.95

01:09:25.000 Yike Majookis.

01:09:27.000 Oh my God, it's funny how we've been What a dirty little slut.

01:09:34.000 No, do the lingerie one.

01:09:35.000 I want to fuck him with my heels on.

01:09:37.000 Yikes.

01:09:39.000 I'd rather fuck heels. 1.00

01:09:41.000 It's funny how our whole lives we enjoy the beauty of women as heterosexuals and we respect men.

01:09:47.000 And then someone just switches them up and we're supposed to not go.

01:09:52.000 It's like trannies are as bizarre looking as a talking dog. 1.00

01:09:57.000 If a dog went up to you and went, hey, how's it going?

01:09:59.000 You'd go, what the fuck?

01:10:02.000 That's how I feel when I see a tranny. 1.00

01:10:06.000 You don't think that looks smoky, that chick right there? 1.00

01:10:08.000 Jesus Christ, dude.

01:10:10.000 You're so weird.

01:10:13.000 Seattle Maya Durkett announces new Wapportunity Zones.

01:10:18.000 Boy, they're not good at naming shit, are they?

01:10:21.000 Will include Chaz.

01:10:24.000 She now city of Seattle will be turning over two city blocks of what used to be valuable real estate to BLM et al. 0.91

01:10:30.000 Really?

01:10:31.000 Even though they vandalize your house, you dumb bitch? 1.00

01:10:35.000 This is from Josh, the infection spreads link.

01:10:41.000 Say, that is simply not true.

01:10:44.000 And that tweet that it got around will have like hundreds of thousands.

01:10:48.000 This guy seems cool, and I bet he's got some good points.

01:10:51.000 It's fucking embarrassing being into comic books as an adult.

01:10:55.000 What makes you think he's into comic books?

01:10:57.000 You have venom on your head, dude.

01:11:00.000 Like my 11-year-old is over comic books now.

01:11:04.000 He used to love Spider-Man.

01:11:06.000 He used to wear his Spider-Man costume so much that it reeked and it would be threadbare.

01:11:10.000 I bought him, I think he burnt through about four over the course of several years.

01:11:15.000 Now, I don't think he know, like, if I quizzed him on Spider-Man, he wouldn't know what the fuck I was talking about.

01:11:20.000 But an adult male, it's a really bad look, dude. 0.92

01:11:25.000 Thousands of likes and retweets on, even though it's verifiably false.

01:11:29.000 The talking point, the narrative that they're trying to drive home is verifiably false.

01:11:36.000 What narrative?

01:11:37.000 Doesn't matter.

01:11:38.000 Doesn't care.

01:11:39.000 Answered.

01:11:40.000 What they're doing doesn't have to make sense.

01:11:42.000 They just want you to.

01:11:43.000 Okay, guys.

01:11:44.000 We don't know the context for this, so I'll read another letter that he sent before this, before he sent the link.

01:11:48.000 Keep him up there.

01:11:49.000 I will start by using my full fucking name, you pussies. 1.00

01:11:52.000 But he doesn't include his name.

01:11:53.000 Oh, my name is Josh Carter from Texas.

01:11:55.000 Today, the constant bending of the knee.

01:11:56.000 Yes, it's affected every bit of our culture.

01:11:59.000 This is a black comic book guy I follow who makes some very solid points on how this is a culture war that has been waged for quite some time.

01:12:05.000 The pizza guy from the last episode looks like the word Scientology, blah, blah, blah.

01:12:08.000 I love the FTP idea, blah, blah, blah.

01:12:11.000 Do what you do, show you care.

01:12:13.000 Okay, so the rest is just, so we don't really know what this black guy's talking about.

01:12:17.000 Saying, what tweet is verifiably false?

01:12:19.000 Can you guys not send me shit that you haven't looked up?

01:12:23.000 Like you hand me a bunch of wheels and some Lego and go, hey, check out this car.

01:12:28.000 All right, let me just.

01:12:30.000 Oh, yeah, thanks.

01:12:31.000 It's a cool car.

01:12:32.000 Like, do your homework before you make me do your homework.

01:12:34.000 Subject line, some assembly required.

01:12:37.000 So go back to that.

01:12:38.000 Now we have to find out.

01:12:39.000 Because I'm curious.

01:12:40.000 So I'll go back before the time code.

01:12:43.000 Nonsense that you see on Twitter that you can just surface level Google research and you can say, that is simple.

01:12:50.000 Like, more so, this is not about being right.

01:12:53.000 They don't care to be right.

01:12:54.000 They don't have to be right.

01:12:55.000 When you're yelling in an echo chamber, you can perpetuate whatever narrative it is that you want.

01:13:03.000 Whatever narrative it is, whatever talking point it is, it doesn't be true.

01:13:07.000 You know what I like doing?

01:13:08.000 I like looking up the names of all their victims.

01:13:11.000 Like I saw this beautiful painting.

01:13:13.000 I didn't include it in the notes.

01:13:15.000 And it was like Mike Cullen or something like that or Monte.

01:13:21.000 What the fuck was his name?

01:13:22.000 Anyway, it was like he deserves better.

01:13:24.000 And I look him up.

01:13:25.000 He's a fucking gangbanger.

01:13:28.000 Well, now we have to do it.

01:13:30.000 He's a fucking gangbanger who was murdering people on a regular basis, rival gangs.

01:13:37.000 And he got caught and he went to jail wherein he beat the shit out of a guard.

01:13:46.000 And so the guards jumped him.

01:13:48.000 That's what happens when you beat the shit out of guards.

01:13:51.000 You get beat up.

01:13:53.000 What else am I supposed to do as a corrections officer when someone's beating me?

01:13:57.000 Blow them?

01:14:00.000 Yeah, I found it.

01:14:01.000 His name is Monte Colors.

01:14:04.000 So this is exactly what that black guy was just talking about. 0.59

01:14:06.000 I'll send it to you now, Ryan.

01:14:08.000 And it'll, of course, take about a year.

01:14:14.000 You take this guy, this gangbanger, who murdered people and got beat up in prison for beating up a CEO.

01:14:21.000 And then you literally make him into a saint.

01:14:24.000 And you paint him with flowers.

01:14:26.000 And you write all over it, he deserves so much more than this system.

01:14:31.000 He deserves love and care and generosity.

01:14:34.000 They're not sending their best.

01:14:37.000 This is all about how we need more mental health, which is true.

01:14:40.000 But the heroes you guys pull up, I gave you one, Craig James Anderson, run over by racists who said they're going to go kill niggers.

01:14:51.000 No, I'm going to choose this guy, the gangbanger, who was hurt by corrections officers for just punching a corrections officer in the face.

01:14:59.000 And he won't shut up about it.

01:15:01.000 Like he does talks about his treatment in prison.

01:15:05.000 Can you get like the guy, the guy who went to prison for selling lobster tails out of the wrong container and did seven years?

01:15:13.000 How about Proud Boys?

01:15:23.000 Here's a guy, Cleveland Proud Boy, crashing a DSA Zoom meeting yesterday.

01:15:29.000 Democrat Socialist Alliance.

01:15:31.000 That's cute.

01:15:32.000 You can show that anytime.

01:15:34.000 It's the next thing.

01:15:39.000 But again, dude, I don't need a picture.

01:15:42.000 Show me a video of you driving them crazy.

01:15:47.000 Okay, Alan Black.

01:15:48.000 Yay, it's a show idea.

01:15:49.000 Yeah, you probably don't want these, but there's a massive gap in the market now for sports coverage that isn't ESPN.

01:15:54.000 Ideally, get Nick Depollo for a weekly college football show during the season, or just generally a weekly sports talking head show.

01:16:01.000 Cheap to produce and most apparently watchable for conservatives.

01:16:04.000 No SGW knee benders. 0.91

01:16:05.000 Yeah, I'd like I'd have a fucking someone apologizing on my show for saying something. 0.98

01:16:11.000 Yeah, that's a pretty good idea.

01:16:13.000 I'm not going to go searching them.

01:16:14.000 You know who I love, though, is that Mennery guy, Bob Mennery.

01:16:18.000 He's so fucking good.

01:16:20.000 I wish he would just do real sports.

01:16:22.000 Oh, remember we talked about that?

01:16:24.000 We want him to do that barstool sports bare knuckle boxing shit where they get rednecks to fight. 1.00

01:16:29.000 Genius.

01:16:29.000 Show his Instagram.

01:16:32.000 It's one of the highlights of my day is when he puts up a new one.

01:16:34.000 No, no, show the fucking boxes.

01:16:36.000 I don't want to be able to do it.

01:16:37.000 Period.

01:16:37.000 Phil's got to be real careful this one.

01:16:39.000 This is a quick pot.

01:16:40.000 It's going to move about a foot left to right.

01:16:42.000 And again, this for Bogey.

01:16:43.000 Not the best day for Phil as he hammers that one.

01:16:46.000 And that is going to, look at this.

01:16:47.000 It's going to go all the way down the front.

01:16:49.000 As Phil kind of plays, Jesus, he said, fucking.

01:16:54.000 Oh, my goodness, he said.

01:16:55.000 It's my birthday, USGA.

01:16:58.000 I don't give a shit about my buddy.

01:16:59.000 He said, I want to just go home and rip bangers and bed on a blackjack all day.

01:17:04.000 God loves to fucking gamble.

01:17:07.000 Six footer.

01:17:12.000 All right.

01:17:12.000 Now we started the show with Unstoppable.

01:17:14.000 I want to be Unstoppable.

01:17:19.000 Final video.

01:17:21.000 Dancing to Unstoppable.

01:17:23.000 I'm embarrassed to say that this made me cry.

01:17:29.000 Which one did you choose?

01:17:32.000 Why are you taking 900 views?

01:17:33.000 I clicked the last link.

01:17:35.000 Okay.

01:17:40.000 This is not a good day for RyGuy.

01:17:44.000 Click the other link.

01:17:45.000 It's the same thing.

01:17:48.000 You just clicked the same motherfucking link, didn't you?

01:17:50.000 So this must be...

01:17:55.000 Yeah, this is from 2009.

01:17:56.000 Thank you.

01:18:05.000 I like how we're talking about homophobia and you can be this faggy in public and no one cares. 1.00

01:18:09.000 Don't be the problem!

01:18:16.000 What's that little fucking blazing saddle sachet?

01:18:20.000 Looks like Sebastian's warm-up.

01:18:22.000 Yeah, what a weird dancer you are. 0.75

01:18:25.000 Don't you have to be repetitious to be a dancer?

01:18:27.000 Like, you dance, you do a certain move?

01:18:31.000 So then, people start mocking him, but he doesn't give a shit.

01:18:39.000 And then they start doing his moves.

01:18:41.000 He's like, whether you're here to dance with me or you're making fun of me, I don't fucking care.

01:18:47.000 Dance with me or dance at me?

01:18:51.000 You dancing at me?

01:18:52.000 All right, let's do some hip moves. 1.00

01:18:54.000 I still get to dance, whether you're making fun of me or not.

01:18:59.000 I think he's going to pork him.

01:19:01.000 So this is what we need more of, too.

01:19:03.000 There's so many people complaining about they were made fun of, or in my neighborhood, some guy who's half Mexican was complaining that someone mistook him for a delivery guy.

01:19:13.000 Oh, no.

01:19:18.000 Fuck them.

01:19:20.000 Getting kind of gay. 0.57

01:19:21.000 If you dance with gays, they will inevitably start humping you. 1.00

01:19:25.000 Like a dog in a heat.

01:19:27.000 Goes on.

01:19:29.000 Yeah, maybe skip ahead a little bit.

01:19:32.000 Got some different takers.

01:19:33.000 And a female is like, all right, you can leave. 1.00

01:19:40.000 You come in there.

01:19:40.000 There you go.

01:19:43.000 He's in the Asians. 1.00

01:19:45.000 He's in the Asians. 1.00

01:19:48.000 Slapping his ass. 0.92

01:19:50.000 Which is why people avoid gays. 0.94

01:19:53.000 You get your butt slapped, and you get hung.

01:19:57.000 He's got some moves he's showing.

01:20:01.000 Ket's good, trust me.

01:20:03.000 Get it out! 0.59

01:20:08.000 So the Asian guy goes over there to make his friends laugh, but he ends up with in a dancing tutorial and he ends up liking it.

01:20:16.000 He gets Stockholm syndrome.

01:20:18.000 Look at these moves.

01:20:24.000 It's like Steven Van Zan.

01:20:25.000 It's like, dude, come back.

01:20:26.000 What are you doing?

01:20:27.000 You're still there.

01:20:29.000 Yeah, I'm going back.

01:20:30.000 You got sucked in by the homo. 1.00

01:20:34.000 Better leave soon, you're going to get sucked off. 0.86

01:20:38.000 Oh, he's incorporating it into the song.

01:20:39.000 Hey, hey, hey, hey.

01:20:40.000 My God, I love I listen to you.

01:20:44.000 I love you.

01:20:46.000 Did he just spank his own ass? 1.00

01:20:49.000 You have to wait until he wasn't hard anymore.

01:20:51.000 That'd be funny if you're fucking your wife and as you're fucking you went, started slapping your ass. 1.00

01:20:57.000 Like, was that my ass?

01:20:58.000 I heard a slap.

01:20:59.000 I didn't feel one.

01:21:00.000 No, that was me.

01:21:00.000 I'm a dirty little bitch.

01:21:05.000 So again, they're dancing at him, not with him, if you will.

01:21:11.000 So then someone else comes in to make fun of him, right?

01:21:14.000 So we've got two guys laughing at him.

01:21:16.000 Dude doesn't care.

01:21:17.000 Sticks and stones may break my bones, but dancing doesn't hurt me.

01:21:21.000 But then this is my favorite part.

01:21:22.000 This is where I started to tear up.

01:21:25.000 So the mockery is thwarted by his self-confidence and his ability not to give a fuck.

01:21:33.000 He's got a fuck-off attitude.

01:21:35.000 And then people appreciate that way more than they want to mock him because he's comfortable in his skin and he's not a whiner.

01:21:42.000 He's not a victim.

01:21:43.000 And so they go, people are drawn to that.

01:21:45.000 Remember I said capitulation breeds more terror?

01:21:49.000 Well, standing up for yourself, not giving a fuck what other people think, is inspiring to people.

01:21:54.000 It draws people in.

01:21:55.000 That's why I've got 16,000 subscribers paying 10 bucks a month because it's inspiring to see someone that doesn't care what other people think, that's proud of who he is, that wants to stand up for himself.

01:22:06.000 And then it starts going nuts.

01:22:09.000 Look at this.

01:22:10.000 This is where the G gets a little teary.

01:22:15.000 Because you see the unity there.

01:22:17.000 You see that we're all, this is really what Christianity and religion in general is about is we're all sort of the same.

01:22:23.000 We're all linked.

01:22:26.000 And then there's this strange sort of, it's in our DNA to want to be part of something that's exciting.

01:22:32.000 This is why the left is going to lose.

01:22:35.000 This is why we have so many more Zoomers than we have millennials than we even have boomers. 1.00

01:22:40.000 Because the Zoomers sense, the new generation senses something fun is going on and they want to be part of it. 1.00

01:22:46.000 The left is about rules and what you can't do and that's no fun.

01:22:51.000 Dance like a faggot. 1.00

01:22:53.000 Get fired.

01:22:54.000 Get in trouble.

01:22:55.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.

01:22:58.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.

01:23:15.000 I'm gonna be gone.

01:23:17.000 I'm gonna pass on the beat down.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 17, 2020

S02E176 - THE WAR ON COMEDY [2020-06-17 - S02E176 - THE WAR ON COMEDY]

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