Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E177 - NYC SHOOTS THE BOER [2020-06-22 - S02E177 - NYC SHOOTS THE BOER]

00:00:39.000 Kim Carnes.

00:00:40.000 Kim motherfucking Carnes, yo. 1.00

00:00:44.000 So she's the Betty Davis size, which is that's an old, old like 40s hit, 50s hit.

00:00:50.000 She covered it.

00:00:51.000 It was a hit for her, but it didn't really make her any money.

00:00:54.000 Covers don't, you have to give all the royalties to the songwriters and the previous owners.

00:00:57.000 But that song was her song, and that was a few years later, 85, I believe.

00:01:03.000 And that was a pretty big hit.

00:01:07.000 I like it.

00:01:08.000 It sounds stupid.

00:01:09.000 I was driving back from Anthony Kumia's house last night.

00:01:12.000 And you can't really listen to Stern or Raw Dog comedy when you're whipping down the freeway with all the windows.

00:01:19.000 And so I was scrolling through and I went to some 80s station and I was reminded of that hit.

00:01:24.000 So I gifted it to you today.

00:01:27.000 Wearing our shirts this week, all week.

00:01:29.000 Now, this is fresh out of the box.

00:01:32.000 So it's still a little bit blousy.

00:01:34.000 I'm probably not doing a good job of advertising it right now.

00:01:37.000 When you wash a shirt two or three times, that's when it comes into its own.

00:01:41.000 Which is why, if you're my shaped 5'11 and not too beefy, don't get mediums.

00:01:47.000 I know they fit you in the store, but within a week, you're wearing this skin-tight homo shirt. 1.00

00:01:54.000 And it's no good for you, okay?

00:01:57.000 It's no good.

00:02:01.000 What do I have here about Father's Day?

00:02:03.000 I got a tweet.

00:02:04.000 Oh, yeah.

00:02:05.000 It's a picture of me hanging out with the crew.

00:02:10.000 Pretty good quality crew over there.

00:02:13.000 Got aunt, of course the G-Dog, one of my favorite guys.

00:02:17.000 And then his Uncle Tone.

00:02:19.000 Uncle Tony.

00:02:21.000 Fucking.

00:02:22.000 He's a great guy.

00:02:22.000 Cigar smoker, great dude.

00:02:25.000 He was in the Korean War.

00:02:28.000 No, no, sorry.

00:02:29.000 He was right before the Vietnam, right between Vietnam and Korea.

00:02:32.000 He never really went to war.

00:02:34.000 No battles.

00:02:35.000 And his job was sewing canvas for the Navy.

00:02:39.000 And you go, what, they had sails?

00:02:41.000 No, but they had, the weather's not always sweet out there.

00:02:44.000 So you need covers for the boats, covers for all the various speakers.

00:02:48.000 Everything needs to be covered from the elements.

00:02:52.000 So people would also ask him favors, like, hey, Tony, could you make me like a little fucking canvas thing that I can put over my outdoor speaker so I can listen to music when I'm swabbing the deck?

00:03:04.000 No problem.

00:03:04.000 Makes it for him.

00:03:05.000 Then he gets a pass.

00:03:06.000 So he's like, I fucking love being in the Navy.

00:03:09.000 No wars.

00:03:10.000 And I kept doing favors for guys with the canvas.

00:03:12.000 So I kept getting day passes.

00:03:13.000 I was drinking Mai Thais on the beach.

00:03:16.000 I know another dude like that at my local, Bill.

00:03:21.000 And he got up fucking Purple Heart.

00:03:24.000 I think it was during Vietnam, maybe, but they sent him to Guam.

00:03:30.000 He's a helicopter pilot.

00:03:31.000 They sent him to Guam, and there was no fighting going on there.

00:03:35.000 But so he was, again, with Hawaiian shirts, drinking Mai Thais, fixing the odd helicopter, going on the odd little non-dangerous run.

00:03:42.000 And I think he hurt himself somehow, so he got a purple heart.

00:03:45.000 So all his friends fucking hated him because they were there in the shit.

00:03:50.000 And he was like, do you have something with a little more pineapple?

00:03:54.000 This says not sweet enough.

00:03:55.000 His tongue had an allergic reaction to the pineapple.

00:03:57.000 That's his purple heart.

00:03:58.000 Yeah, it's his purple heart.

00:03:59.000 I got a pineapple heart.

00:04:02.000 They're fucking dealing with pineapple grenades.

00:04:05.000 Dude.

00:04:05.000 We were getting hit by Mai Thai's margaritas.

00:04:08.000 My friend got hit by a freaking rum and coke.

00:04:13.000 And then the other guy is a weird car buff rock dude.

00:04:17.000 Yeah.

00:04:18.000 He's good.

00:04:18.000 Who's Don's husband?

00:04:21.000 Anthony's sister's husband.

00:04:23.000 So that's his brother-in-law.

00:04:24.000 Wasn't a very big party.

00:04:26.000 I think he invited me because it's Father's Day and it's good to have kids around, to play with Patrick's kids and Joe's kids, but I don't like the way my kids behave there.

00:04:35.000 They're too shy.

00:04:37.000 And it pisses me off.

00:04:39.000 Because you can't relax if your kids are sitting there moping.

00:04:42.000 And even my wife, she might be classist or something and she doesn't like, she's uncomfortable around blue collars. 1.00

00:04:50.000 About a bouncy castle.

00:04:51.000 Put a bouncy castle there.

00:04:53.000 She's really uncomfortable around almost.

00:04:55.000 That's for sure.

00:04:57.000 Here's a question of my notes here.

00:04:59.000 We're going to get to the fun stuff.

00:05:00.000 And then we got some heavy beef today.

00:05:02.000 We got lots of Trump beef, chazz beef, and a huge South African section because it's looking like we're headed to South Africa. 0.97

00:05:12.000 And that scene is alarmist bullshit.

00:05:14.000 And then de Blasio says, let's be more like South Africa.

00:05:17.000 Why are you gay? 0.99

00:05:19.000 Okay.

00:05:21.000 So Joe Rogan, is he cancelled?

00:05:25.000 I don't know.

00:05:26.000 Will he survive this?

00:05:29.000 No, the nigger thing. 1.00

00:05:31.000 Saying the word nigger.

00:05:32.000 You've already said nigger. 0.77

00:05:33.000 Is just like nigger. 1.00

00:05:34.000 Saying nigger. 1.00

00:05:35.000 She's calling you a nigger. 0.97

00:05:36.000 It's like this.

00:05:37.000 Boy, that he's a nigger. 1.00

00:05:38.000 But starts calling them niggers. 0.96

00:05:39.000 Or nigger. 1.00

00:05:40.000 There should a word like nigger, especially like the word nigger. 1.00

00:05:44.000 That's our nigger.

00:05:46.000 He says nigger.

00:05:46.000 Die, a nigger.

00:05:48.000 And there are niggers. 1.00

00:05:48.000 Start saying nigger. 1.00

00:05:49.000 How do you word nigger?

00:05:50.000 Shout out the word nigger.

00:05:51.000 See nigger. 1.00

00:05:52.000 Or nigger. 1.00

00:05:52.000 Say nigger, and you couldn't say nigger. 1.00

00:05:54.000 What's nigger? 1.00

00:05:57.000 Nigger. 1.00

00:05:58.000 Like, you know.

00:05:59.000 The nigger thing. 1.00

00:06:01.000 What's the very last one?

00:06:02.000 Is the worst one?

00:06:03.000 It's the first one.

00:06:04.000 Yeah, but what is nigger? 1.00

00:06:06.000 Like, you know, the nigger thing. 1.00

00:06:08.000 Yeah, the nigger thing. 1.00

00:06:10.000 I mean, you know how we feel about all these, right?

00:06:12.000 We know that the context is...

00:06:18.000 So he obviously shouldn't be canceled, but, you know, they didn't have our backs when we were getting shut down.

00:06:26.000 Joe Rogan X'd me when I got in the shits.

00:06:30.000 So you make your bed, you lie in it.

00:06:33.000 Jimmy Fallon apparently is fucked.

00:06:36.000 Yeah, so Jimmy Kimmel took the summer off.

00:06:39.000 He hasn't apologized, but Jimmy Fallon has just been kissing out.

00:06:43.000 Oh, Jimmy Fallon.

00:06:44.000 Yeah, because Jimmy Fallon was in Blackface as Chris Rock. 0.65

00:06:48.000 Which Anthony's Kumia's girlfriend brought up a good point.

00:06:52.000 Weren't you hired at SNL?

00:06:54.000 Like, you've signed a contract.

00:06:57.000 So I guess he's supposed to walk off the job when he sees something like that.

00:07:01.000 I always thought it was dumb that Fred Armison didn't darken his skin to play Obama, but it turns out they were right. 1.00

00:07:08.000 I was wrong.

00:07:08.000 So we don't know if...

00:07:14.000 And apologies don't seem to be a factor whatsoever.

00:07:17.000 Remember that dude who did Tower Heist, Brent Ratner?

00:07:24.000 And they said, hey, did Eddie Murphy wing his lines?

00:07:28.000 Because Eddie Murphy's famous for being too lazy to read his lines.

00:07:31.000 Or did he just wing it?

00:07:32.000 Did you guys do rehearsals?

00:07:33.000 And Brett said, Brent, no, Brett?

00:07:36.000 He's a fucking douche, by the way.

00:07:38.000 But that's irrelevant.

00:07:39.000 And he said, rehearsals are for fags.

00:07:41.000 So he had to go on.

00:07:43.000 He didn't just do one apology.

00:07:44.000 He went on an apology tour.

00:07:47.000 Still canceled, still ruined, still fucked.

00:07:50.000 So that doesn't seem to help.

00:07:52.000 And Kimmel has groveled and apologized before.

00:07:55.000 Remember, he had a thing with little kids where they would do the news.

00:07:59.000 So it was like a Bill Maher political show, but just little kids.

00:08:03.000 And so Kimmel asked the kids, what should we do about our debt to China?

00:08:06.000 We owe them a lot of money.

00:08:07.000 And one kid just goes, kill them all.

00:08:11.000 And then Kimmel goes, kill everyone in China?

00:08:12.000 And he goes, yep.

00:08:14.000 Huge outrage.

00:08:16.000 I am outrage.

00:08:18.000 America is asshole.

00:08:22.000 China's ass-ho! 1.00

00:08:22.000 Don't kill China. 1.00

00:08:25.000 It's one word.

00:08:26.000 Don't kill China! 0.80

00:08:27.000 China ass-ho! 1.00

00:08:30.000 So he apologized like a lunatic.

00:08:35.000 Three different times, I believe, including like coming out at the studio to a mob that was, and that didn't help.

00:08:40.000 I mean, he wasn't canceled.

00:08:42.000 But the more he apologized, the more rallies there were.

00:08:46.000 That's their vampires. 0.94

00:08:47.000 They live off that blood. 0.96

00:08:49.000 Don't give it to them.

00:08:50.000 Especially when you haven't done anything wrong.

00:08:53.000 Like, that's one thing.

00:08:54.000 If you used to have a show called The Stupid End Show, and you came out going, hey, I didn't do nothing.

00:09:02.000 I don't understand being, look, yeah, those were really racist times.

00:09:04.000 I can't believe I made those jokes.

00:09:06.000 But they're not doing that.

00:09:07.000 Why are you showing everyone your fucking computer, you dumbass?

00:09:12.000 They're just making, like, Joe Rogan was clearly talking about the word.

00:09:17.000 Jimmy Fallon was doing a very good Chris Rock impersonation.

00:09:20.000 Jimmy Kimmel was doing a very good Carl Malone impersonation.

00:09:26.000 I don't care.

00:09:27.000 I like Milo's attitude.

00:09:29.000 More banning.

00:09:30.000 More people should get banned.

00:09:31.000 That's the only way this shit will work.

00:09:34.000 All right.

00:09:35.000 Also in the news, the silly little front page, the first third of our newspaper, Mike the Cop quit, which he's a great cop YouTuber, Instagrammer guy.

00:09:47.000 Cheers, everyone.

00:09:48.000 Here's to turning in my gear this week because I'll never leave me or my family's future in the hands of a politician.

00:09:56.000 Video coming next week.

00:09:58.000 I mean, when you're told you can't use your gun if someone attacks you with a knife, like they're suggesting in Dallas, or you can't fight back, you can't shoot back if someone shoots at you with a taser.

00:10:08.000 Taser is not a deadly weapon.

00:10:11.000 Yes, it is.

00:10:12.000 If I'm holding a gun, if I have a gun on my belt and you tase me, that's a deadly weapon because now you have my gun.

00:10:20.000 Qualified immunity for police officers.

00:10:21.000 Welcome to your brave new world with no cops.

00:10:23.000 Why don't you stop criminals?

00:10:25.000 What does that mean?

00:10:26.000 Qualified immunity.

00:10:28.000 I suppose that they protect the police because it's part of procedure, like anything that happens.

00:10:33.000 Don't guess, Ryan.

00:10:35.000 You're the worst.

00:10:36.000 You're called Detective Shitty for a reason.

00:10:40.000 Under the doctrine of qualified immunity, government officials performing discretionary functions are immune from civil suits unless the plaintiff shows that the official violated clearly established statutory or constitutional rights.

00:10:50.000 That's a way to get permitted.

00:10:51.000 Did you hear?

00:10:52.000 New York is shutting down their entire plain clothes division.

00:10:57.000 And those were the guys who got the guns off the streets.

00:11:01.000 So now you have to walk around in a uniform.

00:11:03.000 Hello, I'm a police officer.

00:11:07.000 Knock, knock, knock. 0.85

00:11:08.000 I understand you're about to kill your hostage in there.

00:11:08.000 Hi.

00:11:12.000 Can I come in?

00:11:14.000 Anyway, that's not a small deal, Mike the Cop quitting.

00:11:17.000 It's very, it's indicative of a much bigger pattern.

00:11:20.000 We're going to see a massive standout.

00:11:21.000 NYPD's going on strike on July 4th.

00:11:24.000 We're going to see a lot of black deaths. 1.00

00:11:28.000 Which reminds me of that video I sent you.

00:11:32.000 This is jumping ahead to Chaz. 0.95

00:11:35.000 So it's between 20 and 21.

00:11:37.000 I sent you the video separately.

00:11:39.000 Now you looked this up.

00:11:40.000 I couldn't figure out where it was from, and it was Atlanta.

00:11:43.000 So this is a BLM rally.

00:11:45.000 Just pause here because the audio is amazing.

00:11:48.000 These are two BLM groups that both think Black Lives Matter, but they are fighting each other for some bullshit turf or something. 0.94

00:11:56.000 Well, I also heard that the driver was the one going head-to-head with these protesters.

00:12:03.000 So it might not be BLM, BLM, might just be a driver.

00:12:06.000 But it was a black guy who was shooting it.

00:12:08.000 Right.

00:12:10.000 I just, I want to tell all these tough thugs, you're working for a gay group. 1.00

00:12:15.000 BLM doesn't have some gay members.

00:12:18.000 It's as gay as censored.tv is Gav. 0.71

00:12:23.000 Like the two founders are these Marxist lesbians who are ripping off globalists, going on lavish trips all over the world. 1.00

00:12:31.000 What's that?

00:12:32.000 19.

00:12:34.000 And it's gay. 0.98

00:12:36.000 Like, I just, we should make that a meme, a big rainbow, and BLM is gay. 1.00

00:12:41.000 You're working for an LGBT thing, and black people are not big on the gays.

00:12:46.000 So as soon as they figure that out, they're not going to care about this part.

00:12:50.000 Go, what's the header there?

00:12:52.000 National Army of Black Lives Matter spent millions on travel and consultants.

00:12:56.000 You know how the consultants go.

00:12:58.000 I'll give you $100, you give me $50.

00:13:02.000 For its staff through June 2019, about 6% of BLM's global network spending during those three fiscal years was in the form of grants to outside organizations, such as its independent affiliated groups, as statements show.

00:13:14.000 Yeah.

00:13:15.000 But you can't, you're not going to turn off thugs by saying, you know, the founders have been wasting some of their money.

00:13:20.000 And they'd be like, I want some of that money.

00:13:23.000 But Black Lives Matter is gay. 0.96

00:13:26.000 There you go.

00:13:28.000 And that's always, I've noticed been the death of black movements is when they find out gay is starting to jock them. 1.00

00:13:36.000 Trying to jock their shit.

00:13:38.000 Anyway, check out this video from beginning to end.

00:13:40.000 It's fucking amazing.

00:13:45.000 So this was Saturday.

00:13:47.000 That's what I'm talking about.

00:13:49.000 Whoa.

00:13:50.000 I can't hear her.

00:13:51.000 Why didn't you have a volume up at the beginning?

00:13:54.000 That's what I'm talking about.

00:13:55.000 That's what I'm talking about.

00:13:58.000 Yeah.

00:14:00.000 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about right there, man.

00:14:03.000 I wish I could owe me a pistol.

00:14:06.000 Yeah, that's a shit.

00:14:07.000 Shirts say security?

00:14:12.000 That's what I'm talking about.

00:14:13.000 Who want that smoke? 0.90

00:14:15.000 Hey, IP2, you happy now?

00:14:21.000 Okay, the second I hear a gunshot, I'm running or down flat behind a car.

00:14:26.000 They're meandering.

00:14:28.000 Who meanders into a shootout?

00:14:34.000 Oh, shit.

00:14:35.000 Gunfight.

00:14:36.000 Oh, fuck.

00:14:36.000 Yeah, did you not hear that with your ear holes?

00:14:39.000 Oh, shit.

00:14:40.000 Gunfight.

00:14:40.000 Let me go check it out.

00:14:42.000 It'll be good for my Graham.

00:14:45.000 Many people have died for the Graham.

00:14:50.000 But look at this fat bitch wandering around. 1.00

00:14:52.000 Is that my mom?

00:14:53.000 Get behind the car.

00:14:55.000 Look at this.

00:14:56.000 Some of the big fat, chubby local activists.

00:15:01.000 Look at her.

00:15:02.000 She's not even ducking! 0.99

00:15:04.000 She's not getting a crap!

00:15:12.000 Fuck, fuck.

00:15:13.000 Get down.

00:15:14.000 Get down.

00:15:16.000 You hit?

00:15:17.000 You hit?

00:15:18.000 She's here.

00:15:19.000 Move me.

00:15:19.000 She's hit.

00:15:20.000 You hit?

00:15:21.000 She's hit.

00:15:22.000 It almost hit me.

00:15:24.000 Hey, Carla Emmett. 0.94

00:15:25.000 Hey, hit her. 1.00

00:15:26.000 It almost hit me.

00:15:30.000 That could be you.

00:15:31.000 No, it's any leg.

00:15:32.000 Hey, everyone, you see that chick about y'all?

00:15:34.000 That almost got me.

00:15:35.000 Tie something around her legs right here. 1.00

00:15:38.000 Turning.

00:15:38.000 Yeah, she's shot.

00:15:43.000 What is my daughter doing in there?

00:15:45.000 Who got some bag?

00:15:46.000 Hey, can you use a do-rag or something around her? 0.99

00:15:50.000 Look at her.

00:15:51.000 Look at their sandals.

00:15:52.000 Look at this.

00:15:53.000 Little sandals.

00:15:54.000 Are they at Camp BLM for the summer?

00:16:00.000 Look at this.

00:16:05.000 Sorry, running her little canvas bag says all I ever wanted was everything.

00:16:09.000 Well, you got it.

00:16:10.000 It's a part of everything, isn't it?

00:16:16.000 She got shot.

00:16:16.000 That shit went right by me and hit her.

00:16:18.000 That shit went right by me and hit her in the leg. 1.00

00:16:21.000 You know, I bet you, and I've seen this on local chat boards like next door.

00:16:25.000 I bet her parents would say, I am so proud of my daughter going in there.

00:16:29.000 So brave, fighting for what's right.

00:16:31.000 She ended up, she's a medic for BLM Antifa, and she ended up having to be a medic to herself as she took a bullet for Africans Americans all over the countries.

00:16:45.000 She got the color purple heart.

00:16:47.000 Look at number 2.0.

00:16:48.000 UN loves Antifa.

00:16:54.000 This is the propaganda that fuels these liberal teachers and these kids' moms. 1.00

00:17:00.000 I don't think their parents are disapproving.

00:17:03.000 I think they're saying, get in there, girl, get shot.

00:17:06.000 And those groups, they're incongruous, you know?

00:17:09.000 Like those little girls, that fat liberal mom, and then the ghetto hood rats. 1.00

00:17:15.000 What the fuck are they talking about?

00:17:17.000 Thomas Jefferson?

00:17:18.000 Let's have, hey, let's debate whether we should take down a Thomas Jefferson statue.

00:17:21.000 Let's do the pros and cons right now.

00:17:24.000 First Daquan, and then Jen. 0.99

00:17:27.000 And we'll see if we all meet in the middle.

00:17:32.000 Jesus H. Block traffic.

00:17:35.000 Get run over.

00:17:36.000 Get shot.

00:17:38.000 And tourniquet your own way.

00:17:39.000 I want to talk about the way liberals see blacks and how incongruous they are, but I want to get to this rally first because the thing will lead to South Africa. 1.00

00:17:52.000 So this is under the subject of Trump.

00:17:57.000 It's between 1-2 and 1-3.

00:17:59.000 A movie called Uncle Tom.

00:18:01.000 I haven't seen it.

00:18:01.000 I learned about it on the censored Reddit.

00:18:03.000 But it looks pretty good.

00:18:05.000 No one stood up to him.

00:18:08.000 Nobody.

00:18:08.000 Because he was black.

00:18:10.000 You need to wake up.

00:18:13.000 My parents didn't teach me that I was a victim.

00:18:18.000 They can turn back voting rights.

00:18:20.000 Did nobody donate to us the right to vote in the house, nigga? 1.00

00:18:24.000 I didn't call you a nigga.

00:18:26.000 Okay, that's a big difference.

00:18:27.000 I've met that guy before.

00:18:28.000 The one on the left?

00:18:29.000 Yeah.

00:18:30.000 He's an LA dude.

00:18:33.000 Okay, that's a big difference.

00:18:36.000 And Uncle Tom is somebody who has sold out by embracing the white man.

00:18:41.000 Uncle Tom.

00:18:42.000 Bed white super liquor.

00:18:43.000 Black white supremacist. 0.82

00:18:44.000 Chucking and job and house, Negro. 1.00

00:18:45.000 Coon.

00:18:46.000 Uncle Tom.

00:18:48.000 I have a coon award over there. 0.98

00:18:50.000 Coon of the Year Award.

00:18:52.000 Most black people don't believe that other blacks can be independent free thinkers. 1.00

00:18:57.000 I believe the legacy and the ancestry of black Americans is being insulted every single day.

00:19:02.000 I will not pretend to be a victim in this country.

00:19:04.000 I know that that makes many people on the left uncomfortable.

00:19:07.000 Racist, racist, racial, racist, racism.

00:19:09.000 A thousand cuts of racism.

00:19:11.000 The liberals would try to control a black person through the concept of racism because they know that we are very proud, emotional people.

00:19:17.000 I never felt that because I was black or I was poor or a woman that I couldn't do something.

00:19:26.000 I grew up being told of my disadvantages That this country is unfair to black people.

00:19:32.000 The ideology is implanted into you subconsciously.

00:19:35.000 So that looks cool.

00:19:36.000 And that brings us to this Tulsa rally.

00:19:38.000 And again, it's the black dress, gold dress thing where we look at the same picture and see different things.

00:19:45.000 And more importantly, I can go up to the modern left and go, This is a pen.

00:19:51.000 You know, you said I didn't have a pen?

00:19:52.000 Well, I have a pen.

00:19:54.000 It's right here.

00:19:55.000 And they'll just go, like this fucking pandemic.

00:19:59.000 I'm going to go off at a tangent for a second.

00:20:00.000 I'm in the car screaming at Howard Stern in my car.

00:20:04.000 So some dumb redneck who's a trucker, pew, pew, calls in and he goes, hey man, this whole pandemic, I mean, we got people right. 1.00

00:20:14.000 I think it's made up.

00:20:16.000 And he's not sophisticated.

00:20:18.000 So he should have said, I think it's exaggerated or they're not telling the whole story.

00:20:21.000 So Howard Stern took that to mean no one had COVID.

00:20:24.000 This is all a lie.

00:20:25.000 So then they start making fun of him.

00:20:27.000 And Stern is, he knows that the working class pay his bills.

00:20:30.000 So he's careful.

00:20:31.000 But you can smell his classism.

00:20:32.000 And he says subtly, isn't it funny how people who have your kind of an accent tend to also come up with theories like this?

00:20:40.000 He was like, it's a stupid fucking redneck theory. 0.88

00:20:43.000 Can you get me a beer, dude?

00:20:44.000 I'm feeling kind of parched.

00:20:48.000 And then they start mocking him.

00:20:51.000 And then they say, hey, we got another caller.

00:20:52.000 It's Wild West Pete.

00:20:54.000 And that guy comes on.

00:20:54.000 It's obviously one of the comedians from the show.

00:20:56.000 And he's like, yeah, I don't believe in dinosaurs and that Latin ain't real. 1.00

00:21:02.000 Yee-haw.

00:21:03.000 And they're literally playing like, Jesus Christ.

00:21:08.000 And I don't know how the southern guy didn't lose his temper because he just kept going.

00:21:12.000 I'm waiting for it to be his turn to talk.

00:21:16.000 Like, at least say, I get what you're doing, Stern, fucking Jew. 1.00

00:21:21.000 No, that's a joke.

00:21:24.000 And so he sits there and he goes, well, you got all these rioters.

00:21:27.000 And, you know, it's been months.

00:21:31.000 And wouldn't you see a spike in the pandemic?

00:21:33.000 And they go, it hasn't been months.

00:21:36.000 And then Stern goes, it takes two weeks to see if there's symptoms.

00:21:41.000 So we don't know yet.

00:21:42.000 And he goes, but, and then, and then Robin later on goes, it hasn't been months.

00:21:46.000 It's been what?

00:21:47.000 When was George Floyd murdered?

00:21:49.000 May 18th or something?

00:21:51.000 And you're going, yeah, so it's been a month.

00:21:54.000 Three and a half weeks.

00:21:56.000 And when they say it takes two weeks to see symptoms of the pandemic, that's the very, very longest.

00:22:00.000 It's usually much shorter than that.

00:22:02.000 So we've had mobs and mobs of people.

00:22:05.000 You look like a fucking idiot when you wear a mask.

00:22:08.000 Hundreds of thousands of people together, packed together, three and a half weeks ago.

00:22:13.000 The virus takes two weeks to show symptoms.

00:22:16.000 There's no spike.

00:22:18.000 So it's just been disproved.

00:22:21.000 And Stern starts saying to this guy, so are you a scientist?

00:22:24.000 Show me proof.

00:22:25.000 And I'm screaming, he just did.

00:22:28.000 He just did.

00:22:30.000 Three and a half weeks we've been rioting supporting black trans shoulder to shoulder. 0.96

00:22:38.000 No spike.

00:22:39.000 It's just been disproven.

00:22:41.000 And that's what I mean with the pen.

00:22:42.000 Show me proof COVID was bullshit.

00:22:47.000 Three and a half weeks right there.

00:22:50.000 No spike.

00:22:52.000 Got it?

00:22:54.000 You don't need a fucking mask.

00:22:55.000 Now, me and the trucker, we're not saying it doesn't exist.

00:23:00.000 I'm saying, A, that we didn't have to stay indoors like a bunch of lunatics.

00:23:04.000 B, it was just a very bad flu year.

00:23:07.000 And C, fuck your 100,000.

00:23:08.000 I don't believe you.

00:23:09.000 We've heard so many cases of someone falling sick who happened to have COVID and it counts as a COVID death.

00:23:17.000 So I agree with John Lott.

00:23:18.000 I think the number is closer to 60,000, 70,000 with 30,000 bullshit cases.

00:23:26.000 And why would they do that?

00:23:27.000 He said to the trucker.

00:23:28.000 And the trucker didn't have an answer, which was disappointing.

00:23:30.000 But the answer is you get more funding.

00:23:32.000 If you're a hospital, you get more funding.

00:23:34.000 It's cool.

00:23:35.000 It's cool to be at the epicenter of the epidemic.

00:23:39.000 So now Mario, what's his name?

00:23:42.000 Cuomo.

00:23:42.000 Andrew Cuomo.

00:23:43.000 Andrew Cuomo is a hero because I was in the eye of the storm.

00:23:47.000 And politicians love telling people what to do.

00:23:49.000 They love exercising their power.

00:23:51.000 And they did that.

00:23:55.000 That's why it was exaggerated.

00:23:57.000 Anyway, so the Tulsa rally was amazing because, oh shit, I don't know if this is in my links.

00:24:04.000 It's funny how we say to the left, we don't want mail-in ballots because you guys tend to cheat and we will lose because you're amoral and we are Christians.

00:24:16.000 And they go, what?

00:24:18.000 I'm not going to cheat?

00:24:20.000 You're woohoo, paranoid.

00:24:23.000 And then AOC, I don't think I sent you this link, goes, I am so proud of the young people who fucked with this Tulsa rally by going on TikTok.

00:24:33.000 It was done through TikTok, I guess.

00:24:34.000 Some fat, ugly bitch got a bunch of little kids to, using a Chinese app, got a bunch of kids to reserve seats, like 60,000 seats at this Trump rally. 1.00

00:24:44.000 And AOC goes, this is so awesome.

00:24:48.000 You did it.

00:24:49.000 We are such great cheaters.

00:24:52.000 Yeah, that's what I said.

00:24:54.000 That's why I don't want you mailing in ballots.

00:24:56.000 When our daughter engraves.

00:24:58.000 There's going to be a million dead people.

00:25:00.000 There it is.

00:25:00.000 What did she say?

00:25:03.000 Actually, you just got rocked by teens on TikTok who flooded the Trump campaign with fake ticket reservations and tricked you into believing a million people wanted your white supremacist open mic enough to pack an arena during COVID.

00:25:17.000 Oh, now she's worried about the COVID germs.

00:25:20.000 Shout out to Zoomers, y'all. 1.00

00:25:22.000 Make me so proud.

00:25:26.000 So go to 1-3.

00:25:29.000 That was perfect because it combined all of these things.

00:25:33.000 And then they go, Trump campaign explanation for how 1 million ticket requests ended up with 12,000 inside the 19,000 capacity ADK center in Tulsa.

00:25:45.000 And it's the Trump campaign saying, yeah, TikTok lied and not TikTok, but via TikTok, a bunch of kids sabotaged the event by doing fake things.

00:25:54.000 And so David Goines up there seems to be saying, look at these pussies pretending that they were sabotaged. 0.99

00:26:00.000 David Goines will never have to apologize for his gloating and getting it wrong.

00:26:05.000 They're amoral people.

00:26:09.000 Look at Trump.

00:26:10.000 He thinks his rally was sabotaged by teens.

00:26:15.000 Just because you say it in a funny voice doesn't mean it's not true.

00:26:18.000 What's one for?

00:26:20.000 Yeah, that's the fat bitch I was just talking about. 1.00

00:26:22.000 Is that a video?

00:26:24.000 No, just a still.

00:26:25.000 Imagine if a bunch of 4chan dudes used a Russian app to punk the Biden campaign.

00:26:25.000 Oh.

00:26:31.000 Think they'd cover it like this?

00:26:34.000 This wasn't just a prank, it was a protest.

00:26:35.000 and the turgid tattletale is so proud of her.

00:26:37.000 Also, by the way, another reason that the turnout was...

00:26:45.000 It looks like 16,000 people is a lot of people.

00:26:47.000 A Biden campaign, he just had a rally the other day.

00:26:50.000 I think there was one person there.

00:26:52.000 But they didn't cover it like that.

00:26:55.000 But another reason the turnout was bad is because Black Lives Matter blocked the entrance. 0.88

00:27:01.000 Look at that.

00:27:02.000 Throw liquid substance on Trump supporters.

00:27:04.000 I wonder what that was.

00:27:05.000 Probably pissed.

00:27:08.000 Where's my daddy from?

00:27:14.000 That's just a funny little exchange.

00:27:19.000 And my dad, he went to Vietnam, bro.

00:27:21.000 Look at 1-6.

00:27:24.000 Wait, this is the blocking.

00:27:26.000 Oh.

00:27:27.000 Is it armed and on the move?

00:27:34.000 The gates.

00:27:40.000 Plus, when somebody say they're going to go, a million people say they're going to go to something, you could be like, I think I'm going to sit this way out.

00:27:46.000 It makes you not want to go.

00:27:47.000 Right.

00:27:49.000 That's why it's always dangerous to say we have this in the polls, it's going to be a landslide, because then people feel less ambitious to vote.

00:27:55.000 But look how shitty they are at.

00:27:57.000 Oh, that was the substance, by the way.

00:27:58.000 Jeez, Jesus.

00:28:03.000 Say that! 0.97

00:28:04.000 That's a lot of jizz, man.

00:28:06.000 That's a lot of jeez, man.

00:28:08.000 A lot of horny PLMers. 0.82

00:28:10.000 You work for a gay club. 0.99

00:28:12.000 That's a gay club, man.

00:28:15.000 But look at how bad.

00:28:16.000 Look at 1.6.

00:28:17.000 Look how bad they are at sabotaging.

00:28:19.000 So they came in on their quads to intimidate people.

00:28:24.000 Yeah, motherfucker, you're dead.

00:28:26.000 *laughs* Oh, shit.

00:28:37.000 Stop.

00:28:38.000 Not you, but the logistics.

00:28:40.000 That was the thing.

00:28:41.000 Are being stripped away.

00:28:47.000 Hold on a second.

00:28:47.000 Didn't need that intro, did we?

00:28:48.000 No.

00:28:50.000 Ooh, I'm scared of a quad.

00:28:51.000 What are you going to do?

00:28:52.000 Hunt some deer?

00:28:56.000 Oh, shit.

00:28:57.000 That's your coccus. 0.90

00:28:59.000 Yeah.

00:28:59.000 It's a tailbone.

00:29:03.000 Look at him laughing.

00:29:04.000 Look, the guy with the...

00:29:11.000 Yeah.

00:29:11.000 The white shirt's like, I'll walk.

00:29:12.000 He leaves.

00:29:13.000 Hospital's that way, right?

00:29:17.000 But yeah, so it's the sabotage, the TikTok shit, the, well, I guess that's both.

00:29:25.000 The sabotage via TikTok and the BLM thing. 0.52

00:29:28.000 Those are two things.

00:29:28.000 Protest rocking it.

00:29:30.000 COVID fear, sure.

00:29:32.000 Trump's still destroyed.

00:29:34.000 Look at 1-7.

00:29:37.000 This is what I was talking about before.

00:29:40.000 That's not a joke.

00:29:41.000 That really was a Biden rally.

00:29:43.000 That's Joe Biden.

00:29:45.000 One, two, three.

00:29:48.000 Like, there was room for six.

00:29:51.000 And then they look at the Trump.

00:29:53.000 Oh, that's pathetic.

00:29:55.000 What is that?

00:29:56.000 16,000?

00:29:58.000 That's nothing.

00:30:00.000 Trump delivers angry racist speech to mostly empty arena.

00:30:03.000 Joe Biden delivers amazing heroic speech at large rally.

00:30:08.000 I remember they did that to Hillary a lot in 2016.

00:30:10.000 They get really close.

00:30:14.000 Man, there were some highlights.

00:30:15.000 Did you watch it?

00:30:17.000 Yeah, I guess we should get to that.

00:30:18.000 I made an event out of it.

00:30:20.000 Yeah, we should have made this the whole show, actually.

00:30:22.000 I was going to light fireworks and stuff.

00:30:24.000 He did a new bit about his, well, you.

00:30:26.000 If you have it already, but the ramp story?

00:30:30.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:30:31.000 He said, I was walking slow because it was a slippery ramp.

00:30:35.000 It was just steel, nothing on it.

00:30:37.000 Yeah.

00:30:38.000 Yeah, do you have any highlights?

00:30:41.000 I could find them.

00:30:42.000 Ramp.

00:30:43.000 And he says, I'm sipping my water like this because my wife pointed out, you get a drip on your tie, it looks terrible.

00:30:51.000 So I'm drinking it like this away.

00:30:52.000 It's not that I'm frail.

00:30:54.000 Then he throws his water away.

00:30:56.000 Yeah.

00:30:59.000 Trump defends his West Point ramp water.

00:31:02.000 Six cadets were graduated and beautiful.

00:31:04.000 So we walk like the equivalent of about three blocks, which is fine.

00:31:08.000 We go on stage, which is fine.

00:31:10.000 They make speeches.

00:31:11.000 Then I make a speech that lasted a long time.

00:31:13.000 I don't know, maybe 45 minutes.

00:31:14.000 The sun is pouring down on me.

00:31:17.000 Would you like to salute each cadet almost 600 times?

00:31:23.000 You know what that is?

00:31:25.000 600 times!

00:31:29.000 It's like a workout without a weight, right?

00:31:32.000 I was on the stage for hours.

00:31:34.000 Hours!

00:31:35.000 Son, I came home.

00:31:37.000 I had a nice tan.

00:31:38.000 And by nice tan, meaning I had a nice sunburn.

00:31:42.000 The general says, sir, are you ready?

00:31:44.000 I said, I'm ready, General.

00:31:46.000 Where are we going now?

00:31:47.000 And he goes like this.

00:31:48.000 Right here, sir.

00:31:49.000 And I walk on.

00:31:53.000 He's a man of scalco-ing. 1.00

00:31:54.000 He's a man of scalco-ing. 1.00

00:32:00.000 I've got myself a problem, General, because I'm wearing leather bottom shoes, which is good if you're walking on flat surfaces.

00:32:09.000 It's not good for ramps.

00:32:11.000 It had no handrail.

00:32:12.000 It was like an ice skating ring.

00:32:14.000 I said, General, there's no way.

00:32:16.000 At a local bar.

00:32:18.000 Are we getting to our foreign policy thing?

00:32:21.000 Get ready because I make it.

00:32:22.000 And this is funny because just like the dress, this is what we love about him, and it's what the left hates about him.

00:32:27.000 I can't fall with the fake news watching.

00:32:31.000 It turned out to be worse than anything.

00:32:33.000 I would have been better off if I fell and slid down the damn ramp.

00:32:37.000 I start the journey inch by inch, right?

00:32:43.000 So I was bent over, right?

00:32:44.000 And I go like this.

00:32:52.000 So I took these little steps.

00:32:53.000 And one of the greatest things he did was the impression of like the newscaster of like, oh, today, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:33:01.000 He did like, when he does impersonations of like squares, it's hilarious.

00:33:05.000 Yeah.

00:33:07.000 And by the way, there, tape, take a look.

00:33:09.000 In almost every instance, it ends just before I run.

00:33:14.000 I said to our great first lady, I said, let me ask you a question.

00:33:19.000 Was it that good, the speech, that I'm trending number one?

00:33:22.000 Because I felt it was really good.

00:33:23.000 No, no, they don't even mention the speech.

00:33:25.000 They mentioned the fact that you may have Parkinson's disease.

00:33:30.000 I'll let you know if they're.

00:33:31.000 I'm throwing the water away.

00:33:33.000 Have we got that?

00:33:34.000 yeah It's getting hotter in here with the AC off.

00:33:42.000 It is hot.

00:33:43.000 I guess we have to source our clips from these smokes.

00:33:47.000 And if I fall my ass, General.

00:33:52.000 Without falling on my ass, General.

00:33:54.000 Falling on my ears, general.

00:33:56.000 She said, about And they gave me another disease.

00:34:06.000 They gave me another disease.

00:34:08.000 This is why they hate him.

00:34:24.000 This is why we love him.

00:34:26.000 It's the weirdest thing.

00:34:28.000 It's like black metal.

00:34:29.000 Like some old lady goes, I hate that. 0.99

00:34:31.000 It's got Satan on it.

00:34:32.000 And the music's so loud.

00:34:34.000 It sounds violent.

00:34:36.000 And on your album cover, there's blood all over it.

00:34:39.000 And there's a skull.

00:34:40.000 And you're like, yeah.

00:34:42.000 You get it.

00:34:43.000 You get it.

00:34:46.000 It's called Morbid Angel, Mom.

00:34:50.000 All right.

00:34:50.000 This was outside of the rally.

00:34:52.000 You want to talk about Biden's quote-unquote rallies?

00:34:54.000 Or do you want to shut the hell up?

00:34:57.000 That looks like shit.

00:34:59.000 And there's no fun.

00:35:04.000 This culture war is really a war on fucking fun.

00:35:07.000 Fucking fun.

00:35:09.000 I don't like fun during sex.

00:35:10.000 I don't like jokes.

00:35:11.000 I don't like giggling.

00:35:13.000 It's a very serious thing to me.

00:35:16.000 All right, let's jump ahead here because we're running out of time and we got a lot to talk about in South Africa.

00:35:21.000 South Africa!

00:35:24.000 I saw this great study and I've noticed this myself.

00:35:27.000 You know, you keep hearing all this, these studies and this information, and you go, but I've been around.

00:35:34.000 I walked down the street, just like that trucker said who's calling into Stern.

00:35:37.000 He goes, I drive all around the country every day.

00:35:40.000 They're like, we're educated.

00:35:41.000 And he goes, no, you live in a bubble.

00:35:43.000 You don't really get out.

00:35:44.000 I talk to people all over this country, up and down, right and left.

00:35:48.000 And by the way, if you wanted to know who was going to win the election, you talked to comedians and truckers because they were both traveling all over the place.

00:35:54.000 And they'd see the Trump bumper stickers and the Trump lawn signs and they wouldn't see the Hillary bumper stickers or any Hillary lawn signs.

00:36:01.000 And when they do travel, they blend in with the everyday folk.

00:36:04.000 Right.

00:36:04.000 You know?

00:36:05.000 It's one of the few times you can ask a comedian a question and get an interesting answer.

00:36:11.000 And, you know, and when they say things like domestic terrorists, white nationalists commit more terror than Muslims, and you just sit in your chair and you're like, no, that's not true.

00:36:23.000 And when you hear that liberals love blacks so much, I look at, I'm around liberals, I'm around blacks. 0.52

00:36:29.000 I see the way liberals talk to blacks. 0.94

00:36:30.000 They kiss their fucking ass. 0.59

00:36:32.000 And it's not just blacks. 0.89

00:36:34.000 Like if a white guy's around an Indian, he's nervous. 1.00

00:36:38.000 And are you from Pakistan or India?

00:36:41.000 They're two different places, right?

00:36:42.000 Or Sri Lanka.

00:36:42.000 I mean, there's different.

00:36:44.000 There's all kinds of, they always want to know about your ethnic heritage.

00:36:47.000 It's a beautiful language.

00:36:48.000 Oh, beautiful.

00:36:49.000 Thank you.

00:36:50.000 I fucking love it.

00:36:50.000 I loved Gandhi.

00:36:54.000 Who's the prime minister there now?

00:36:56.000 And he's like, I don't know, dude.

00:37:01.000 My great-grandparents moved to Ohio.

00:37:03.000 No, Wikipedia is stupid.

00:37:04.000 I'm brown.

00:37:05.000 And with blacks, they're all like, yeah, no, that was dope. 1.00

00:37:10.000 But this study, so we've noticed that and we laugh at liberals for it.

00:37:15.000 And then this study comes out.

00:37:17.000 This is a 2.7.

00:37:19.000 And it talks about how they've been researching the way white liberals talk to blacks.

00:37:25.000 White liberals dumb themselves down when they speak to black people.

00:37:28.000 New study contends.

00:37:29.000 And then if you go down the first paragraph, you see that when whites will write a black person, they'll say things like, that made me sad.

00:37:39.000 Or the other part of the book made me very happy.

00:37:42.000 But when they talk to a white woman, they'll use melancholy and euphoric. 0.85

00:37:47.000 In fact, I would argue that in both cases, they're being insincere.

00:37:50.000 I think they're dumbing themselves down to speak to blacks, and they're smarting themselves up to talk to whites. 0.96

00:37:55.000 I think most white women using the word euphoric, I'm a little dubious. 1.00

00:38:01.000 You don't hear that word that much outside of pretentious emails.

00:38:07.000 And this is why whenever they talk about diversity, they talk about restaurants because they see blacks as pets. 0.58

00:38:13.000 So when do you love other races?

00:38:15.000 When they're serving you.

00:38:17.000 They say, look, we can't get rid of Mexicans. 1.00

00:38:19.000 Who would, as Kelly Osborne said, who will clean your toilet, Mr. Trump?

00:38:25.000 So you get rid of illegals and there'll be no one to wash the shit off the walls. 1.00

00:38:29.000 Or they go, how can you not like diversity?

00:38:31.000 You can go to a Mexican restaurant, an African restaurant.

00:38:34.000 You get all these different varieties of hands serving you a different variety of dishes.

00:38:39.000 Fuck you.

00:38:40.000 So I thought this was interesting.

00:38:41.000 This is a South African guy.

00:38:43.000 I guess he's a journalist.

00:38:44.000 And he says, fellow white people, if you talk about how your forefathers were systematically oppressed by the British Empire and thrown into death camps on the same day, we honor our systematically oppressed black brothers, then you're a fucking racist.

00:38:59.000 Okay, so he's telling white people they're racist if they complain about the Boer War, which was a fucking genocide.

00:39:06.000 The English murdered children, starved them to death on concentration camps, just like the Nazis did to the Jews.

00:39:12.000 It was fucking horrific and amoral.

00:39:15.000 But what is fantastic about this is when they put his tweet up, his logo, his whatever you call that, the avatar, what's the thing called?

00:39:28.000 Yeah, the avatar.

00:39:29.000 His avatar comes up as the main picture, right?

00:39:32.000 Click on that fucking avatar. 0.98

00:39:35.000 Oh my God, you are the stupidest person in the universe.

00:39:39.000 Not that one, Ryan.

00:39:42.000 The picture, the black and white picture.

00:39:46.000 Isn't that awesome?

00:39:48.000 This is him going through a wine menu as a Negro serves him a Cabernet. 1.00

00:39:57.000 Like, I want to print that out and frame it with the fellow white people thing. 0.54

00:40:02.000 It is just so fucking perfect.

00:40:05.000 Love it.

00:40:06.000 I got that from Willem, our South African connection.

00:40:10.000 So that brings us to what I've been trying to get to this whole show.

00:40:14.000 And I skipped over some chazz shit to get here. 1.00

00:40:17.000 De Blasio's announcement.

00:40:20.000 I got this from Kumia, and I shit my pants.

00:40:24.000 After Kumia texted me this, I started sending him disgusting, brutal pictures of massacred white farmers.

00:40:31.000 But look at this.

00:40:32.000 New York City Mayor de Blasio looks to South Africa for inspiration for new racial justice commission.

00:40:38.000 We are naming a city commission, a racial, this is what they're naming it, a racial justice and reconciliation, just like the Truth and Reconciliation Commission in South Africa, His Honor said.

00:40:51.000 That got to the whole impact that apartheid had on that society and then talked about everything and acted on everything that needed to be different.

00:40:59.000 Well, that's what we are going to do here in New York City.

00:41:06.000 If you are going to try to mirror the behavior in South Africa, you might want to talk to the dogs first. 0.97

00:41:17.000 She's going crazy in the night.

00:41:18.000 Sometimes she really thinks she's going crazy in the night.

00:41:22.000 South Africa has a dirty secret.

00:41:25.000 There's a war on dogs in this country and you don't see it reported.

00:41:30.000 It might be because it's so shocking to hear about that people don't want to show it.

00:41:36.000 I mean, you're about to see some very horrific images of abused dogs, murdered dogs, mutilated dogs, raped dogs, burned dogs.

00:41:46.000 So if you have trouble stomaching that kind of thing, as I do, you may just want to jump ahead here.

00:41:51.000 Make sure there's no kids watching.

00:41:53.000 So I'm just going to go through five random cases of dog abuse.

00:41:58.000 This goes on to the tune of hundreds a year.

00:42:01.000 Some years it's as bad as 1,000.

00:42:03.000 A good year, in quotation marks, is maybe 300 of these animal abuse attacks.

00:42:09.000 But here's a disturbing one, and it's a very bizarre one.

00:42:12.000 This is a 12, wait, a puppy?

00:42:16.000 Yeah.

00:42:16.000 So they abuse the dogs in packs.

00:42:19.000 They murder them.

00:42:19.000 This is a puppy boiled alive.

00:42:23.000 Although it says Chinese writing there, and that doesn't look like a puppy.

00:42:25.000 Maybe that's a different image.

00:42:27.000 But they do weird things, like they tie up the other dogs and stab them in front of the puppy.

00:42:34.000 Then they start fucking the dog in front of the puppy like the puppy cares. 0.98

00:42:39.000 And then they boil the puppy alive.

00:42:42.000 I mean, obviously, the reports we're getting here are a little confusing because the government there hides a lot of these details, hides these facts.

00:42:53.000 All right, this is another bizarre one.

00:42:56.000 These South Africans, they're all black in these cases, by the way.

00:43:01.000 I'm sorry to get racial, but that is the pattern. 0.95

00:43:04.000 They go over to this, they break into this farm, they get this dog, and they torture it for hours.

00:43:11.000 They have sex with the dog, they peel its skin off, and then they start, with a power drill, they start just boring holes.

00:43:20.000 They'll bore holes through the dog's foot into the ground and get away with it. 0.99

00:43:26.000 They don't get charged for this.

00:43:27.000 There's very few times the people doing this dog torture get caught.

00:43:32.000 Like, where's PETA?

00:43:34.000 Where's the ASPCA?

00:43:36.000 We heard a little bit about eating dogs in China from that chick from Real Housewives, but I never hear people complaining about what they do to these poor, sad animals. 1.00

00:43:46.000 Okay, number three.

00:43:48.000 This is a really bizarre one.

00:43:51.000 They take a puppy.

00:43:52.000 Like, it's one thing to rape a dog, right? 1.00

00:43:55.000 But they rape this dog to death.

00:43:58.000 And the bizarre part is that they've made the puppy watch.

00:44:02.000 What is with the making the puppy watch?

00:44:04.000 That seems to be a common pattern here.

00:44:07.000 All right.

00:44:08.000 Number four.

00:44:09.000 Again, these are just randomly chosen.

00:44:11.000 And I apologize for you having to look at these.

00:44:14.000 Maybe we'll just show it briefly.

00:44:17.000 Yeah, you can see that.

00:44:18.000 And now let's just go back to the South African thing.

00:44:20.000 So we were not.

00:44:21.000 This is two dogs together that were blowtorched for hours.

00:44:26.000 So they were tortured, blowtorched, burned, I believe, to death.

00:44:32.000 One of them died.

00:44:33.000 The other didn't.

00:44:34.000 So I think you're seeing the one that survived, the male dog, but the bitch died. 0.97

00:44:39.000 And here's the last one I'm going to do, because you get example exhaustion.

00:44:43.000 And this is, this is, I could go on forever.

00:44:46.000 I told you, this is five cases.

00:44:48.000 A bad year is a thousand.

00:44:50.000 Anyway, these two dogs were tortured for hours, tortured to death.

00:44:56.000 This is the disturbing part.

00:44:58.000 I'm sorry, you have to see this.

00:44:59.000 Let's cut away from it.

00:45:00.000 That looks more like a cat.

00:45:03.000 Why am I looking at a cat picture?

00:45:06.000 They smashed bottles and they stabbed at the dog's genitals.

00:45:10.000 They mutilated the dog's genitals.

00:45:12.000 And this went on for hours and hours.

00:45:15.000 And then here's a really weird part.

00:45:17.000 They removed one of the dog's breasts, I guess of the six.

00:45:22.000 And then they wrote kill the boar on the wall in their blood.

00:45:27.000 That's a cat.

00:45:28.000 What the fuck?

00:45:29.000 Why would you write Kill the boar if you just murdered a dog and it's B-O-E-R. 0.99

00:45:34.000 I don't mean a pig.

00:45:36.000 Ryan, are you a fucking idiot?

00:45:39.000 I just pulled up the links.

00:45:44.000 Do you want the links?

00:45:46.000 These aren't dogs.

00:45:47.000 What?

00:45:48.000 Go back to link one.

00:45:51.000 I thought it was weird when a dog was named Amero Jose Viana.

00:45:56.000 It was a 12-year-old boy that was boiled alive.

00:45:58.000 These are all white farmers, you stupid fool. 1.00

00:46:02.000 Oh.

00:46:03.000 Maybe that's why we haven't heard anything about it.

00:46:06.000 Well, no one's going to give a shit now, but I guess I should just plow through it to correct the record.

00:46:11.000 So the sobbing child, Amero Jose Viana, Portuguese descent.

00:46:15.000 Sobbing child being forced to watch as his father, Tony Viana, 53, was tied up and assaulted with a Panga hunting knife and a golf club before his mother, Geraldine, was raped and then shot with the father's gun.

00:46:25.000 His father was then also shot dead, and the family dog's stomach was cut open.

00:46:30.000 Oh, so we might get people to care about that one because they cut open a dog at some point.

00:46:34.000 There is a dog.

00:46:35.000 There is a dog there.

00:46:36.000 Maybe we should just focus on the farmer's dogs.

00:46:41.000 And then the power drill.

00:46:43.000 That was a woman who the police say they arrived on the scene.

00:46:47.000 They found three dead dogs.

00:46:48.000 Oh, that's good.

00:46:50.000 And the woman lying in a pool of blood.

00:46:51.000 So she was an elderly woman, and they just sat there with a power drill, just making multiple holes in her as she screamed. 0.90

00:46:58.000 The level of sadism in these crimes is unprecedented.

00:47:02.000 It's horror movie levels.

00:47:04.000 Number three, the puppy that was forced to watch the mother's rape was a five-year-old boy.

00:47:09.000 That makes more sense.

00:47:12.000 Because puppies wouldn't know what was going on.

00:47:13.000 During the ordeal, which lasted for about an hour and a half, the man repeatedly, violently, sexually assaulted the 28-year-old woman in front of her five-year-old son, according to Mr. Cameron, who arrived on the scene shortly after the attack.

00:47:24.000 This is all making a lot more sense now.

00:47:26.000 Like number four, it was a couple who was blowtorched for hours. 0.64

00:47:31.000 And the woman survived, the man didn't.

00:47:33.000 The pair were tied up, tortured with a blowtorch at the remote home, a farm 150 miles from Pretoria.

00:47:39.000 Police said the horrific ordeal lasted several hours in which they suffered horrific wounds before they were later shot.

00:47:44.000 Eventually, the three men bundled the married couple into their own pickup truck with plastic bags over their heads and tape around their necks.

00:47:50.000 They were driven off before Sue, that's the woman, was shot twice in the head and Robert in the neck as the thugs dumped the couple by the roadside to die in a mountain pass.

00:47:59.000 She had a plastic bag jammed down her throat, and Robert had a bag tied around his neck to strangle him.

00:48:04.000 She had multiple fractures to her skull and gunshot wounds.

00:48:08.000 What's going on here?

00:48:11.000 And she had her breasts blowtorched. 1.00

00:48:14.000 And I believe in her coma, that's eventually what killed her, was the severe burning to her breasts.

00:48:20.000 Again, if it was a dog, I think we'd be doing a lot better for attention.

00:48:26.000 And the last one, where we discovered Ryan's ridiculous mistake, kill the boar.

00:48:32.000 Isn't that spelled wrong?

00:48:33.000 I don't think there's an E at the end.

00:48:36.000 Bedridden Alice Lauder, 76, and her daughter Helen, 57, were tortured to death over several hours, including being stabbed in the genitals with a broken glass bottle.

00:48:46.000 One had one of her breasts removed while still alive. 0.99

00:48:49.000 Kill the boar was painted on the wall in blood.

00:48:51.000 They carved out her unborn baby from her womb where it promptly died. 0.82

00:49:00.000 So why the fuck isn't anyone talking about this?

00:49:12.000 You know, the fact that de Blasio can just say that, isn't it crazy?

00:49:17.000 We're taking statues down because of their crimes.

00:49:20.000 Yet in South Africa, we're having murder rates that are around 20,000.

00:49:26.000 South Africa has a fifth of our population.

00:49:29.000 It's 6 million.

00:49:30.000 We're 331 million.

00:49:35.000 We have 14,000 murders a year, roughly, 15,000.

00:49:39.000 They have more than us with a fifth of the population.

00:49:42.000 So it's nothing to be proud of.

00:49:45.000 And the fact that you can ignore all that and ignore the white farmers being slaughtered in unfathomably sadistic ways and say, we're going to take a page out of South Africa's book.

00:49:58.000 Like, that's like us taking a page out of some Aryan Brotherhood. 0.92

00:50:05.000 The Aryan, well, we saw that they survived well in prison when whites band together. 0.89

00:50:10.000 So we're starting what the Aryan Brotherhood calls the Big House Boys.

00:50:15.000 And we're going to be raising money to fucking mica rally to go. 0.73

00:50:21.000 I mean, I can't even think of an analogy, and I don't want to use the old Nazi shit, but Africa is a failure. 0.77

00:50:28.000 Africa is a failed experiment. 1.00

00:50:30.000 We went in there.

00:50:32.000 It was fucked before we ever went there.

00:50:34.000 We went in there.

00:50:35.000 We fixed some places for a while, got hated for it.

00:50:38.000 Marxists took it over, destroyed everything, and now it's worse than it was before we got there.

00:50:43.000 Yeah, but you wrecked it.

00:50:45.000 Really?

00:50:46.000 What has justice done?

00:50:48.000 What has all this alleged social justice and Marxism done for South Africa?

00:50:52.000 It's got people killed.

00:50:55.000 And I like how you're considered a racist if, like, did you see the idea of a 12-year-old boy boiling alive after watching his parents get raped and murdered, it makes me want to throw up and cry at the same time.

00:51:08.000 And the fact that people go, it's not that bad.

00:51:10.000 Come on.

00:51:12.000 Dude, if the races were reversed, you would be hysterical.

00:51:16.000 But white people hate white people.

00:51:18.000 So it's not so bad.

00:51:19.000 Look at this 3-0 Snope saying, it's not that bad.

00:51:23.000 Hey, in 2018, there was only 561 white farm attacks.

00:51:30.000 That's half of what it was its worst year in 2001.

00:51:34.000 And I know it's going up now.

00:51:35.000 False.

00:51:36.000 There is not a large-scale killing.

00:51:40.000 Fucking audacity, man.

00:51:42.000 And then they cite David Duke and all these white nationalists who don't like it.

00:51:47.000 Yeah, because if white nationalists don't like it, then it's racist, if you agree.

00:51:52.000 Right?

00:51:53.000 If they don't like something and you don't like it either, then you're them.

00:51:56.000 That's simple.

00:51:57.000 So if you have avocado toast and David Duke has avocado toast, you hate the Jews. 0.92

00:52:02.000 Look at that fucking number up there.

00:52:04.000 The green is the pharma tax.

00:52:06.000 A thousand in 2001.

00:52:10.000 Well, it was down to 446 not as recently as what 2015.

00:52:15.000 What's everyone complaining about?

00:52:16.000 It's just some rapes, just some scalding oil, it's just getting your feet drilled to the floor. 1.00

00:52:21.000 God.

00:52:22.000 It's just raping all of the kids and the wife and then murdering them in front of the father who's tied up and then leaving him a gun so he can kill himself. 0.65

00:52:31.000 Now I'm the bad guy?

00:52:34.000 I want to copy that.

00:52:35.000 And the great thing about the Truth and Reconciliation Program is it didn't do anything to rectify this.

00:52:41.000 In fact, it didn't do anything at all.

00:52:44.000 There's been no sentencing.

00:52:45.000 They say, no, we don't sentence people.

00:52:47.000 We're more of a research group.

00:52:48.000 They're like the Canadian Human Rights Council, except the Canadian Human Rights Council does something.

00:52:52.000 It does something shitty and stupid, but at least it does something.

00:52:56.000 This Truth and Reconciliation does nothing, which is perfect that de Blasio recommended it because he gave his wife $850 million to thrive.

00:53:05.000 That's right.

00:53:06.000 Her company's called Thrive, and their job is to end racism and allow blacks and Hispanics.

00:53:12.000 Why Hispanics? 1.00

00:53:13.000 To thrive.

00:53:15.000 I'm over Hispanics. 1.00

00:53:17.000 You can take that quote out of context, of course.

00:53:22.000 You speak European.

00:53:23.000 You speak Spanish.

00:53:24.000 You're from Europe.

00:53:26.000 You're a colonizer.

00:53:27.000 You murdered the Aztecs.

00:53:28.000 You're as bad as me.

00:53:29.000 Blacks have an argument. 1.00

00:53:31.000 I think it's an old argument, but at least they have slavery. 0.56

00:53:33.000 But Hispanics, sorry. 1.00

00:53:35.000 Just because some of you are poor.

00:53:36.000 We got plenty of poors. 1.00

00:53:40.000 Yeah, the truth of South Africa is really difficult to swallow.

00:53:43.000 Look at 3-1.

00:53:45.000 Warning, warning.

00:53:47.000 Bad stuff coming up.

00:53:48.000 You might want to look away from this.

00:53:50.000 Ladies.

00:53:52.000 Fuck the whites.

00:53:54.000 And you know what they have sometimes is they have these ID cards, these murderers who attack the white farms. 0.93

00:53:58.000 And the ID cards are with the government.

00:54:00.000 So when they get arrested, they go, no, I'm working for the Marxist, blah, blah, blah.

00:54:03.000 Okay, this is when it's about to get very rough.

00:54:05.000 Here we go.

00:54:05.000 Ready?

00:54:08.000 Like, we're not talking about gunshots to the head.

00:54:10.000 We're talking about women roped up, strung, and gutted. 1.00

00:54:16.000 Ah.

00:54:18.000 Look at that.

00:54:19.000 It's not a big deal.

00:54:21.000 Relax.

00:54:22.000 That blood there, I think, is from the woman who had her baby cut out.

00:54:26.000 Skin peeled off.

00:54:27.000 Jesus.

00:54:28.000 All right, that's enough.

00:54:28.000 That's enough.

00:54:29.000 I can't help.

00:54:29.000 That's enough.

00:54:38.000 Yeah, I just wanted to tell you a few things.

00:54:40.000 This is that ammo link.

00:54:42.000 A few things that government officials in South Africa, so by the way, when you get data from South Africa and they go, actually, it's not a problem.

00:54:49.000 According to South African data, that's all lies.

00:54:52.000 So when you see 500 farm attacks, there was 1,000.

00:54:56.000 When you see 1,000, there was 2,000.

00:54:59.000 The present government isn't just racist, it's Marxist.

00:55:03.000 And they are lying to you.

00:55:04.000 But let me just give you a few examples here.

00:55:07.000 Valafi Kumalo, a government official stated on Facebook in 2016, white people in South Africa deserve to be hacked and killed like Jews.

00:55:20.000 Irk Holini, EFF leader Mampuru Mempuru, posted on Facebook in 2018, we need to unite as black people.

00:55:29.000 There are less than 5 million whites in South Africa versus 45 million of us.

00:55:35.000 We can kill all this white within two weeks. 1.00

00:55:40.000 Like compare their politicians to ours.

00:55:42.000 Kavanaugh, or what's his name, had Blackface, the Northern, whatever, the guy in Virginia, which we don't care about, but that's almost ruined his life.

00:55:54.000 And these guys are saying, let's kill them like Jews, the way Hitler killed Jews.

00:56:00.000 We need concentration camps. 0.99

00:56:01.000 They do have concentration camps.

00:56:02.000 They have these white poverty camps where they just sit there because they can't work and die, which is exactly what the English did to them during the Boer Wars in the 1800s.

00:56:14.000 And the fact that, like, it's one thing to think horrible shit like this, but to say it publicly and proudly on Facebook, like it ain't no fang, goes back to what I was saying about de Blasio, where he can just, he can say, I want to be like South Africa and it ain't no fang.

00:56:27.000 Is that the white concentration camps? 0.71

00:56:31.000 Fucking children are dying.

00:56:32.000 They're starving on these camps.

00:56:34.000 Look at that.

00:56:37.000 We need to have a refugee program for these fucking people. 1.00

00:56:40.000 It's disgusting.

00:56:42.000 You want to talk about white ethnomasoism?

00:56:44.000 I'm ashamed of how weak whites are. 1.00

00:56:47.000 Major M. V. Mohala, a senior official in the South African National Defense Forces, said of the murder of a 76-year-old white professor, it is your turn now, white people.

00:56:58.000 He should have had his eyes and tongue cut out so that the faces of his attackers would be the last thing he sees.

00:57:05.000 And then we have the EFS now.

00:57:06.000 These people don't get punished for this, by the way.

00:57:08.000 It's not like it's a scandal that they say this.

00:57:10.000 I think the worst that happens to them, they have to take down the Facebook post.

00:57:13.000 And I am sorry that I wore this shirt fresh out of the box and they have these wings.

00:57:17.000 This is not good for all the people who work hard to provide us with our much.

00:57:22.000 I call it much because my youngest boy can't pronounce his R's right. 0.92

00:57:26.000 So he calls it MUCH and he calls it hoshi bars and bogos.

00:57:33.000 And finally, the EFS national leader Julius Malema stated in 2018, go after a white man.

00:57:39.000 We are cutting the throat of whiteness. 1.00

00:57:44.000 Like, and it's also this myth too that South Africa was just this beautiful African Wakanda, and then we came in there, took everything. 0.97

00:57:52.000 It was abandoned.

00:57:53.000 There was a few nomadic tribes, a few Zulus that wandered in and out, but the land was just tumbleweeds. 1.00

00:57:59.000 It was considered impossible to farm.

00:58:02.000 The boars went there, kicked ass, took names.

00:58:05.000 Not just, they didn't, Zulus killed them, they killed Zulus, but there was massacres on both sides. 0.76

00:58:10.000 But there was also, like Bota, the first prime minister of South Africa, spoke Zulu.

00:58:15.000 He worked with the Zulus all the time. 1.00

00:58:17.000 They negotiated land, bought land, did deals.

00:58:21.000 And eventually they had their own land and they made up apartheid. 0.57

00:58:24.000 It seemed shocking to us.

00:58:25.000 But the Boers don't, it's not blacks hating whites.

00:58:28.000 The Boers hate everyone, especially the English, for fucking them over. 1.00

00:58:32.000 So when they created their little apartheid land, it wasn't like finally a place with no blacks. 0.77

00:58:36.000 It was finally a place with no non-boars. 1.00

00:58:40.000 I hate Boers too. 1.00

00:58:41.000 Boring people are the worst. 1.00

00:58:43.000 Anyway, these experiments never work.

00:58:45.000 The land is never, when they steal all the farms back, which they've been doing in droves, the farms die.

00:58:51.000 80% of these farms that get stolen from white farmers and given to the government and given to black farmers, repatriation, it was never your farm, but whatever. 0.81

00:59:00.000 80% of them become nothing, just wastelands.

00:59:03.000 Sometimes they don't even use the house and just use it as a tarp because they're not used to living in that kind of a house.

00:59:09.000 I've heard talk of people not using stairs because they weren't familiar with stairs.

00:59:12.000 They were like tribesmen and never seen stairs before.

00:59:15.000 I haven't verified that.

00:59:17.000 But 10% of the farms become farms, but in that 10%, they're only subsistence farming, meaning you're growing a little bit of lettuce for you, like chaz.

00:59:32.000 So 0% of these farms become the thriving farms they were under Boer rule. 1.00

00:59:37.000 And I like to say Boer instead of white, because that's a crucial difference. 0.99

00:59:40.000 You know, there's a lot of black people that are pissed off about this Marxist government.

00:59:44.000 In fact, many say it's eight tribes that are about to go to war, and only one of them is white.

00:59:50.000 We have Marxist blacks on this side, and we have enemies of the Marxist black tribes on this side. 0.97

00:59:55.000 Only one of them is.

00:59:57.000 So for the most part, it's like 70% black on black war. 0.65

01:00:01.000 There's only 5 million whites in the whole country of 50 million.

01:00:05.000 Anyway, in Zimbabwe, they did this.

01:00:07.000 Well, this has already been done.

01:00:08.000 South Africa is kind of new to the stealing of farmland. 0.91

01:00:12.000 Mugabe did it with Zimbabwe 15 years ago, I'm not sure.

01:00:16.000 But it didn't work.

01:00:17.000 And so now they're giving the farms back.

01:00:22.000 If I was a farmer, I'd say, yes, let me just get on a plane and go buy some farm equipment from America and never come back.

01:00:31.000 Like, no.

01:00:32.000 Why?

01:00:33.000 So I can build it up again and have it stolen by the next generation? 0.80

01:00:36.000 No, thank you.

01:00:38.000 All right.

01:00:39.000 That's enough chatter for one day.

01:00:43.000 Tomorrow we'll talk a little bit about Chaz and the writing going on there.

01:00:49.000 Although, is everyone getting bored of that?

01:00:51.000 I feel like I didn't talk about COVID the whole time, but I am probably talking about Chaz too much.

01:01:01.000 Oh, look at this.

01:01:02.000 Fun.

01:01:03.000 We've got a new letter.

01:01:04.000 Well, let's do it.

01:01:09.000 Let's turn the prize together.

01:01:15.000 Let me touch it.

01:01:17.000 So, Ryan, I just sent this to you.

01:01:18.000 I don't like to read my personal mail on the mailbag.

01:01:21.000 It's more show mail, but I think this one is good.

01:01:25.000 We'd like to inform you that due to repeated or severe violations of our community guidelines, your YouTube account has been suspended.

01:01:30.000 Content glorifying or inciting violence against another person, I don't remember doing that.

01:01:37.000 It's not allowed.

01:01:38.000 We also don't allow any content that encourages hatred of another person or group of people.

01:01:43.000 So I assume Antifa bitching about white people is all gone.

01:01:43.000 Really?

01:01:48.000 And kill the boar and any mockery of white farmers, I assume that's all gone. 0.99

01:01:54.000 I assume encouraging violence towards Trump supporters, all that's done.

01:01:58.000 Calling everyone a Nazi and then saying punch a Nazi, is that all gone too?

01:02:02.000 No.

01:02:02.000 So what you really mean is we also don't allow any content that encourages hatred of another person or a group of people if they are non-white or not Trump supporters.

01:02:12.000 You can attack blacks if they're black Trump supporters. 0.67

01:02:15.000 We review educational, documentary, artistic, and scientific content on a case-by-case basis.

01:02:18.000 Limited exceptions are made for content with sufficient and appropriate context and where the purpose of posting is clear.

01:02:23.000 Bullshit.

01:02:24.000 Please be aware that you are prohibited from accessing, possessing, or creating any other YouTube accounts.

01:02:30.000 For more information about your account, well, that's sad.

01:02:33.000 I had a YouTube count.

01:02:34.000 I think I got it in 2005 for Vice.

01:02:38.000 And is that the right thing?

01:02:43.000 Yeah.

01:02:44.000 And I had 350,000 subscribers, probably about 30 million views.

01:02:51.000 One video had 15 million, How to Fight a Baby.

01:02:54.000 That's done.

01:02:55.000 And then I see other accounts are getting shut down that had me on them.

01:03:02.000 Who's this now?

01:03:03.000 Oh, that's a guy, a contractor.

01:03:06.000 This is from Kayvon.

01:03:08.000 You laid out the story last week or the week before, spot on.

01:03:11.000 And it says, the New York Post reports, the cops realized they didn't taste or smell right.

01:03:16.000 So they threw the drinks in the trash and learned to the manager who apologized to the issue, which they accepted.

01:03:20.000 But when the cops told their sergeant about the incident, the supervisor called an emergency services unit.

01:03:25.000 The three were rushed.

01:03:26.000 Yeah, that's what I thought happened.

01:03:27.000 But I don't like focusing on the story because this is, Antifa will latch onto that and go, see, no one's fucking with them.

01:03:33.000 No, we had a National Guard on the show who's getting glass shards in his pizza.

01:03:36.000 They were putting antifreeze in their drinks.

01:03:39.000 We know about all the corrupt games.

01:03:41.000 They're throwing fucking Molotov cocktails at cop cars.

01:03:44.000 That's one case we have to make sure we monitor.

01:03:46.000 The Antifa and the two lawyers who threw the Molotov cocktails because it's going to be dragged out in the courts.

01:03:52.000 They'll wait till no one's caring about these riots anymore.

01:03:54.000 And they're going to get away with a hell of a lot less than Max and John.

01:03:58.000 Guaranteed.

01:04:01.000 Yo, Gavin, Fag Zonian. 1.00

01:04:04.000 So that's what you name people who are citizens of the Fag Zone. 1.00

01:04:08.000 Mike! 0.69

01:04:11.000 First off, I hate those people that start their email with don't use my name.

01:04:14.000 Do you realize how easy it is to open a new email account where you don't have to use your real name?

01:04:18.000 It bugs me.

01:04:19.000 It bugs the shit out of me.

01:04:20.000 It actually takes the same amount of time as taking a shit.

01:04:22.000 I've timed it myself to prove this theory.

01:04:24.000 For someone who needs help setting up a new email address, call your fucking great-grandchildren over for supper and bribe them with cookies and ice cream. 0.99

01:04:30.000 I'm sure little Danny, the smart whippersnapper, could figure out for good.

01:04:33.000 I want to sodomize you with my stilettos on. 1.00

01:04:36.000 Mother.

01:04:37.000 Let me fuck you with my heels on, yeah. 1.00

01:04:45.000 Yeah.

01:04:46.000 This is from Curtis.

01:04:48.000 I called in on Thursday via Discord at my call drop before I was able to ask my question, which is this.

01:04:52.000 Gavin, with more and more people wanting you dead or in prison, do you ever worry about being able to defend your family if you're shithammered every night and have full-blown AIDS Every morning.

01:05:01.000 Even at my drunkest or most hungover, I could kick the shit out of you.

01:05:06.000 And the beauty of having a gigantic gun is I don't need to be a ninja to shoot.

01:05:13.000 But yes, I am perpetually prepared.

01:05:16.000 And I have been attacked very, many, many, many times and have handled it well every time.

01:05:23.000 That's true.

01:05:24.000 This is from Brandon.

01:05:25.000 Hey, guys, I made this t-shirt a while back and rediscovered it recently.

01:05:28.000 Thought you might enjoy it.

01:05:29.000 Thanks, Brandon.

01:05:31.000 It's a very difficult situation.

01:05:33.000 And he has a Tony Soprano wearing a Fred Perry.

01:05:38.000 Yes.

01:05:40.000 I don't know what I'm supposed to do with that.

01:05:42.000 This is from K Vo.

01:05:44.000 Dudes, cop only kneels for God. 0.99

01:05:47.000 Yes, I've seen that one.

01:05:50.000 Chicago Crime Stats.

01:05:51.000 Legit.

01:05:51.000 Maybe I missed it, but I've not heard you talk about this site.

01:05:53.000 Check out the shot in the Junka meter.

01:05:59.000 That's all Chicago.

01:06:00.000 I think they broke all the records this weekend.

01:06:02.000 I think there was 130 shootings, 14 dead for Father's Day weekend.

01:06:10.000 Huh.

01:06:12.000 That's not a little job.

01:06:14.000 Too perfect.

01:06:16.000 Shot in the assometer, shot in the junkometer. 0.89

01:06:19.000 Okay, wow.

01:06:21.000 Also, when you click on stats for recent years, you see a trend of like 10 to 15% of homicides are solved.

01:06:25.000 The rest, 85 to 90% go unsolved.

01:06:28.000 Well, we saw it was 75%.

01:06:32.000 Father's Day weekend was a blast.

01:06:34.000 14 killed, 95 shot.

01:06:35.000 I live in the greater Chicagoland area and have to work in and around the city.

01:06:38.000 Thank God we're allowed to have handguns and concealed carrying Illinois.

01:06:40.000 Very embarrassed and pissed off about the new Pizzagate East Maloin.

01:06:43.000 That is ridiculous.

01:06:44.000 Fuck it.

01:06:44.000 I quit.

01:06:45.000 I'm out.

01:06:46.000 Good luck.

01:06:48.000 And another thing to recognize, too, about all these shootings is you hear crazy numbers, like 100 shot and only 14 died.

01:06:56.000 Yeah, because we have incredible triage, incredible surgeons.

01:07:01.000 This is another problem with war, where you go, ah, it's not that bad of a battle in Afghanistan.

01:07:07.000 We've only had 5,000 people die.

01:07:09.000 I actually don't know what the death toll of Afghanistan or how far back you want to go.

01:07:13.000 But one of the reasons the death toll is so low is because our surgeons are so good.

01:07:17.000 So yeah, they're alive, but they have one limb or they're in a wheelchair or they're paralyzed.

01:07:25.000 And I resent that that's not included in the stats because it sounds like everyone's doing great.

01:07:30.000 No, there's a lot of gray area between alive and dead.

01:07:34.000 And a lot of vets are in it.

01:07:36.000 And so a lot of these hood rats who get shot, they have some little Chinese man stitching them up. 1.00

01:07:44.000 You want to hear something weird that I got in my DMs is you go to Google or DuckDuckGo.

01:07:51.000 And you put in three numbers.

01:07:52.000 Yeah.

01:07:53.000 What is that?

01:07:54.000 And it'll, because Google has a bias.

01:07:57.000 Three COVID.

01:07:59.000 New cases.

01:08:00.000 So any three-digit number in the new cases, and then there will be articles that pop up no matter what number you put.

01:08:09.000 We owe it.

01:08:09.000 Well, they've been reporting on new cases fanatically since there was one and up to, I think the global toll is 400,000 now.

01:08:17.000 So you're going to have 400,000 articles guaranteed.

01:08:20.000 I mean, articles for each of those 400,000 cases.

01:08:23.000 That doesn't freak me out that much.

01:08:26.000 And yeah, Google is biased and wants to make this seem bigger than it is because it's good for globalists.

01:08:30.000 It's good for politicians.

01:08:32.000 It's good for medical industry that wants more money.

01:08:36.000 Hey, G-Doggin Honor, Father Say I want to share with you another piece of shitnip, like who got some random bird pregnant and ended up leaving her with the kid. 0.99

01:08:45.000 Oh, I guess your father in this scenario was miserable.

01:08:47.000 Oh, except in this case, he happened to knock up a white woman.

01:08:51.000 So unlike your sidekick, this kid had a little bit of hope in attaining a normal childhood and was able to turn himself into a decent artist.

01:08:58.000 I like this video a lot more knowing that Ryan and his dad could never make anything as good.

01:09:02.000 You can skip the first 40 seconds.

01:09:04.000 For sunset.

01:09:05.000 Burning evening.

01:09:10.000 Let's go.

01:09:12.000 Let's go.

01:09:17.000 lowercase is annoying My dad could kick that guy's ass. 0.68

01:09:40.000 This is gay. 0.62

01:09:41.000 Yeah, his dad's a dud.

01:09:44.000 This sounds lame.

01:09:45.000 What are you showing us?

01:09:49.000 Hey, look, he's spinning.

01:09:50.000 Okay, your dad just goes around observing shit?

01:09:52.000 Wearing women's hats? 1.00

01:09:55.000 I don't like all this reconciliation shit, too.

01:09:58.000 I remember I met a guy, Sam and Matir, who he was going to Japan to visit his white dad, who was there.

01:10:05.000 And he said, I'm going to help reorganize my dad's art.

01:10:07.000 He's an artist.

01:10:09.000 And I was like, when did you last see him?

01:10:10.000 Oh, never, I guess.

01:10:11.000 More like when I was four.

01:10:12.000 I go, don't go organizing his fucking drawings, dude.

01:10:18.000 What a stupid waste of time, dude.

01:10:20.000 He's a boring jab.

01:10:21.000 God.

01:10:21.000 My dad surfs, rides motorcycles, fucks Puerto Rican shakes and leaves.

01:10:25.000 Yeah.

01:10:26.000 Your letter sucks. 0.95

01:10:28.000 And if your friend's anything like you, I probably would have left too.

01:10:33.000 Oh, that's his friend?

01:10:35.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:10:36.000 God bless you.

01:10:36.000 What's up, Gavin?

01:10:37.000 Actually, I don't know if it's his friend, but who cares?

01:10:38.000 What's up, Gavin and Ryan?

01:10:40.000 Did you know that guy, Adam Green?

01:10:41.000 He used to tour with The Stroke.

01:10:43.000 No, The Strokes.

01:10:44.000 Around 2003.

01:10:45.000 Wonder if you have any stories of him.

01:10:46.000 Yeah, I used to know Adam Green.

01:10:48.000 Him and his other chick did this band Moldy Peaches.

01:10:51.000 I love that band.

01:10:53.000 My kids used to really like it.

01:10:54.000 Mardi Gras came and went.

01:10:58.000 They were at my house once, him and the mulatto chick, and they drank their piss. 1.00

01:11:04.000 For what?

01:11:06.000 They just said, they were talking about how it makes you, you had Earth, go back.

01:11:09.000 It makes you healthier.

01:11:11.000 And I go, I don't believe you.

01:11:12.000 And they go, yeah, both of us drink our piss all the time.

01:11:14.000 I go, you're lying.

01:11:15.000 No, you don't.

01:11:16.000 And they go, we'll do it right now.

01:11:18.000 So they both separately peed into these pitchers I had, and I poured them a glass and they drank it.

01:11:25.000 Seems salty and gross.

01:11:27.000 Seems warm.

01:11:29.000 Yeah.

01:11:29.000 So that's my Adam Green story.

01:11:31.000 Dear Gavin, the esteemed professor of rimming at the New York Institute for the Advancement of Faggotry. 1.00

01:11:36.000 What was that?

01:11:37.000 Dear Gavin.

01:11:38.000 Okay.

01:11:39.000 And the esteemed professor of rimming at the New York Institute for the Advancement of Faggotry. 1.00

01:11:47.000 What?

01:11:48.000 Aka the Fag Zone. 1.00

01:11:50.000 Read your discussion on Evidence of God last Friday's episode.

01:11:53.000 You have hurt me today.

01:11:54.000 Relayed to me by a Cambridge Physics PhD.

01:11:58.000 At various points in history, particle physicists have proudly declared that they found the fundamental particle or group of particles, only to find later on that these particles are composed of other particles.

01:12:10.000 In other words, they weren't fundamental.

01:12:12.000 So what happens if you continue this process of subdivision as far as it can go?

01:12:17.000 What is the edge of this process?

01:12:19.000 It's almost like God notices when we reckon we've got it all figured out and goes, check this out, motherfucker, as he throws down another layer of complexity.

01:12:27.000 It's sort of like the opposite of the universe, right?

01:12:30.000 It keeps expanding.

01:12:31.000 It doesn't keep expanding, but we keep seeing this thing go on and on and on and on.

01:12:35.000 And then God goes, try it in reverse.

01:12:37.000 And we go, oh, the smallest thing in the world is...

01:12:42.000 He said, is that the smallest thing in the world?

01:12:47.000 It was this realization that led my friend to quit physics and go into engineering instead, is at least that has a practical use.

01:12:54.000 But the Catholic Church has always been very pro-science.

01:12:57.000 It seems to be constantly denied.

01:13:00.000 Well, there's like this cut, this other type of, there's like science is two different things, the practical science and then like the theoretical physics and all stuff like that.

01:13:07.000 Like physics says that nothing ever touches.

01:13:10.000 Okay.

01:13:10.000 And they also think that the whole, you know, the universe is in the middle of the.

01:13:13.000 Looks like Ryan Rivera explained physics.

01:13:16.000 No, I'm not.

01:13:17.000 I'm telling you.

01:13:17.000 There's an article you looked up, what, eight seconds ago?

01:13:21.000 Physics has many practical applications.

01:13:23.000 Ever heard of physics?

01:13:24.000 Ever heard of.

01:13:25.000 No, theoretical physics.

01:13:27.000 Oh, theoretical physics.

01:13:28.000 Yes, which I've looked into.

01:13:30.000 I read a book about.

01:13:31.000 And it requires just as much faith in a book on theoretical physics.

01:13:36.000 2000-something?

01:13:37.000 I don't know.

01:13:38.000 2000-something?

01:13:39.000 Brian Green.

01:13:40.000 When were you born?

01:13:41.000 The elegant universe or the elegant.

01:13:45.000 You're just putting a roadblock in front of my statement.

01:13:47.000 But basically, it's meant to make people feel like they're the small little speck in an infinite universe and nothing touches.

01:13:54.000 It's a whole bunch of fucking garbage.

01:13:56.000 And science just explains the miracles of God.

01:13:58.000 It doesn't say, hey, look, that means there's no God.

01:14:02.000 It's explaining stuff that's already miraculous.

01:14:04.000 Boo.

01:14:05.000 This is from Harriet.

01:14:09.000 In its historical and political application, the book is much more important.

01:14:13.000 Wait, this is a letter from Marx to Engels.

01:14:16.000 In its historical and political application, the book is much more important and copious than Darwin.

01:14:21.000 For certain questions, such as nationality, etc., a natural basis is found only in this work.

01:14:28.000 For example, the author corrects the Pole Dzynski, whose findings in regard to the geological differences between Russia and the West, Slavs, he generally confirms, that contrary to the Pole's belief, the Russians are not only not Slavs, but rather Tartars, etc.

01:14:45.000 But also that on the existing soil formation of Russia, the Slavs became Tartarized and Mongolized, just as he, he's been in Africa for a long time, proves the common Negro type is only a degeneration of a much higher one. 0.99

01:14:59.000 What?

01:14:59.000 So Slavs are degraded Russians, and that justified using them as slaves?

01:15:06.000 It is now completely clear to me that he, as is proved by his cranial formation and curly hair, descends from the Negroes who had joined Moses' exodus from Egypt, assuming his mother or grandmother on the paternal side had not interbred with a nigger. 1.00

01:15:22.000 Now this union of Judaism and Germanism with the basic Negro substance must produce a peculiar product. 1.00

01:15:28.000 The obtrusiveness of the fellow is also nigger-like. 1.00

01:15:31.000 In English, I don't know what they're talking about.

01:15:35.000 I would like BLM to see these racist Marxist quote.

01:15:39.000 Wouldn't that be great?

01:15:44.000 And she sends the same email.

01:15:45.000 All right, let's wrap it up here.

01:15:47.000 I'm sweating like a piggy.

01:15:51.000 All right, let's end with a viral video.

01:15:55.000 This is called, I call this Ghost in the Machine.

01:15:58.000 Beans in the Machine.

01:15:59.000 This guy is a very high-quality dude.

01:16:04.000 This joke is, I don't usually like pranks that waste people's time, but this is like the perfect level of asinine.

01:16:13.000 We're filling up this computer with beans.

01:16:16.000 What is going on?

01:16:18.000 I'm going to tell him that you're working on and telling me the power supply.

01:16:23.000 Oh my gosh.

01:16:26.000 Dude.

01:16:27.000 Power supp.

01:16:28.000 Yeah, he say it's the power.

01:16:30.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:16:30.000 Come here for a minute.

01:16:31.000 He said it's power.

01:16:33.000 Dude, have you ever opened this computer up before?

01:16:36.000 No.

01:16:36.000 I'm going to open it up and show you something I've never seen before in my life.

01:16:43.000 What?

01:16:44.000 What is this?

01:16:45.000 This is not supposed to be inside a computer.

01:16:47.000 This is beans inside.

01:16:49.000 It's not like to help the computer stay cool or anything.

01:16:52.000 Absolutely.

01:16:53.000 At least someone sold you something with a bunch of beans in it.

01:16:55.000 What's on the beans?

01:16:57.000 That's the motherboard, and actually.

01:16:59.000 These are the motherboards?

01:17:00.000 No, no, no.

01:17:01.000 All of this stuff that you're seeing, this pile of beans.

01:17:03.000 These are the motherboards.

01:17:04.000 No, this is food.

01:17:06.000 This is beans.

01:17:07.000 Someone put beans inside the computer. 0.59

01:17:10.000 We're filling up this computer with beans.

01:17:12.000 That's like your lice helmet.

01:17:14.000 Oh, yeah.

01:17:14.000 Lights or lice?

01:17:17.000 This is food.

01:17:17.000 This is beans.

01:17:18.000 Ryan's talking about a shark tank we always want to do where I go in and I sell a helmet with lights, but they can't tell if I'm saying lights with a T or lice like the bugs.

01:17:29.000 And then eventually they go, if it's lice like the bugs, I'm out.

01:17:33.000 But if it's lights, well, then I'm interested to see.

01:17:36.000 And then you look here, or they put the helmet on and it has lights.

01:17:40.000 And they go, so is it lice or lights?

01:17:41.000 And I go, it's both.

01:17:43.000 And they go, oh, I see.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 22, 2020

S02E177 - NYC SHOOTS THE BOER [2020-06-22 - S02E177 - NYC SHOOTS THE BOER]

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