Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E180 - VENERATE THE GARBAGE [2020-06-29 - S02E180 - VENERATE THE GARBAGE]

00:06:09.000 you have nerve endings on your penis well i'm not gonna convert two lesbians that i don't know what you're gonna make out they're gonna i knew that david cross's sister they don't and her wife would use men as human dildos right they would just take them home use them and then say get out of here they don't even like cook up they don't know what they're doing they don't even show them get them wasted onto cues two shots listen to music and then have some crazy When did you last get laid? 0.98

00:06:36.000 It's been a while.

00:06:37.000 It's been a while.

00:06:40.000 You've been in quarantine, pussy-free quarantine. 1.00

00:06:42.000 I give you my gigantic home, tons of booze in a liquor cabinet.

00:06:46.000 You could have been partying your ass off, coming up with new moves that would make my ears burn.

00:06:51.000 I'd be clutching my pearls, clenching my Cuban links.

00:06:54.000 And no, what movie did you watch?

00:06:56.000 I just wanted some simple company, you see.

00:06:56.000 Fuck you.

00:06:59.000 But it wasn't so simple.

00:07:00.000 was kind of a drag.

00:07:04.000 God made them for threesomes. 1.00

00:07:07.000 And you were like, I'm not interested in this.

00:07:09.000 God literally made lesbians for threesomes. 1.00

00:07:11.000 I'd rather go watch a shitty movie and listen to you complain. 0.97

00:07:14.000 God literally would look down on their lifestyle of being lesbians. 1.00

00:07:17.000 And then furthermore, premarital sex doesn't.

00:07:19.000 He's not a big fan of that either.

00:07:20.000 I don't know if you've read his book, The Bible.

00:07:23.000 I think it was a bestseller.

00:07:24.000 Yeah.

00:07:25.000 What do you mean, nah?

00:07:26.000 You can't just pick and choose what you like.

00:07:28.000 wants you to enjoy life a little bit.

00:07:30.000 No.

00:07:34.000 You have two lesbians on the couch. 1.00

00:07:36.000 And what movie did you get?

00:07:38.000 Knives Out.

00:07:39.000 Knives Out, which I believe is just like an improv thing where actors have fun.

00:07:43.000 Is it?

00:07:44.000 I mean, it seemed pretty structured.

00:07:45.000 It almost seems like.

00:07:46.000 All keep talking about how fun it was to shoot.

00:07:49.000 It just looks like the drama club.

00:07:51.000 Yeah, you know, I could see that where they're like, just your character's this just run.

00:07:55.000 They're always talking about their craft.

00:07:56.000 But it was pretty tight.

00:07:58.000 So I can understand that when they're doing the interview session.

00:08:01.000 I don't want to talk about that gay movie anymore. 1.00

00:08:02.000 Well, disappointed.

00:08:03.000 I'm disappointed in every movie you've ever watched.

00:08:05.000 Like you're making fun of Milo the other day and you go, he looks like the food critic from Ratatouille.

00:08:10.000 He certainly does.

00:08:11.000 That was on my parlor.

00:08:12.000 He was considering doing a despicable me reference, but he feels that those are overdone.

00:08:17.000 He's got some Crocs on.

00:08:19.000 Not wearing Crocs.

00:08:20.000 And I think you have a Buzz Lightyear little.

00:08:25.000 A gibbet?

00:08:26.000 Yeah.

00:08:27.000 So you're going to have a Buzz Lightyear pin gibbet in his Croc, folks.

00:08:32.000 And I also have a white Croc Croc gibbet on my Crocs.

00:08:36.000 Like we talk about how all the kids stay in the fall of man.

00:08:39.000 Long gone.

00:08:41.000 Ryan Katsu Rivera.

00:08:43.000 He's going to say Ryan McGillie, who's a fag. 1.00

00:08:46.000 Ryan Katsu Rivera.

00:08:49.000 He has lesbians at his house, and he doesn't fuck them because he's buying Buzz Lightyear giblets for his fucking Crocs. 1.00

00:08:58.000 And I'm not even exaggerating.

00:09:00.000 That wasn't.

00:09:00.000 That sounds like an insult.

00:09:02.000 But that didn't link up.

00:09:03.000 It wasn't like I couldn't because I just didn't want.

00:09:05.000 That's not my prerogative.

00:09:06.000 It's not my prerogative.

00:09:09.000 So they were annoying.

00:09:10.000 They were sitting in my basement, which is cool, obviously.

00:09:13.000 It's a basement.

00:09:14.000 Is there AC here?

00:09:15.000 It's so hot.

00:09:16.000 Before we even get there, they want to eat.

00:09:18.000 So we go to this place, and I know the town that we're in.

00:09:22.000 And they're like, let's just go that way, see what's there.

00:09:24.000 I was like, there's nothing there.

00:09:27.000 I know this place.

00:09:28.000 They're pointing to a highway.

00:09:30.000 Yeah, that has apartment buildings.

00:09:32.000 Let's see what's over there.

00:09:33.000 I was like, well, I'll tell you what's over there.

00:09:34.000 Let's go to the apartments and start knocking on the doors and say, hey, can you have any food?

00:09:38.000 Got any leftover mashed Bertatis?

00:09:40.000 Yeah, you have salt and vinegar chips, maybe?

00:09:43.000 So we're sitting at this place, nice atmosphere.

00:09:46.000 They got lights up there.

00:09:47.000 There's like, you know, music being played and stuff.

00:09:49.000 It's a nice night.

00:09:51.000 And it's so rare.

00:09:52.000 Like, we went out to dinner on Saturday night and we were like, wow, we're out for dinner.

00:09:56.000 Yeah.

00:09:57.000 Felt nice to sit down and be waited on and like there's people around, not with masks on and stuff.

00:10:02.000 It was like, this is a beautiful night.

00:10:04.000 You know, it feels like almost like things are normal.

00:10:06.000 And then the complaints start.

00:10:07.000 You know, one of them's vegetarian.

00:10:09.000 The other one doesn't.

00:10:10.000 She's kind of pickish.

00:10:11.000 And I was like, well, whatever you get, $10.

00:10:14.000 You guys just give me $10.

00:10:15.000 I'll buy the rest of it.

00:10:16.000 And because usually it's like $15, $17.

00:10:18.000 That's a good deal.

00:10:20.000 And they have tons of vegetarian.

00:10:21.000 And I know the owner there.

00:10:22.000 And he says, like one time I asked him, I go, you know that chicken sandwich?

00:10:26.000 Could you just put that in a salad?

00:10:27.000 He goes, yeah, I'll do whatever you want.

00:10:28.000 I don't care.

00:10:29.000 If you see it on the menu, just make it.

00:10:30.000 Warp it.

00:10:31.000 Yeah, just make it a bit more.

00:10:31.000 And their menu is what?

00:10:33.000 It's like four full pages of stuff.

00:10:35.000 Yeah.

00:10:35.000 And they're like, I don't like it.

00:10:37.000 Great everything.

00:10:38.000 Great burgers, frankly.

00:10:40.000 Great everything.

00:10:41.000 And I know great everything.

00:10:42.000 Okay.

00:10:43.000 I've really started to pick up Trumpisms, not even trying.

00:10:46.000 Great everything they have.

00:10:48.000 And so I order an appetizer because they don't want anything.

00:10:52.000 So you went up, they said, we're hungry.

00:10:53.000 Let's go to eat.

00:10:54.000 You go, okay.

00:10:55.000 You take them to a place that has tons of stuff where they'll make whatever you want.

00:10:57.000 It's kind of expensive.

00:10:58.000 Buy anything over here.

00:10:59.000 I'm going to cover it.

00:11:00.000 And then they decide, I don't want to eat anything.

00:11:03.000 Nothing there.

00:11:04.000 There's nothing there on Dylan Roof at that point.

00:11:06.000 I almost started.

00:11:09.000 I would be worried about bullets going through them and hurting someone behind them.

00:11:14.000 It was crazy.

00:11:15.000 And then there's one mosquito bite.

00:11:18.000 And then she's like, I'm getting bit by mosquitoes.

00:11:20.000 Let's go.

00:11:20.000 And then I was like, all right, let me just wait for my food.

00:11:22.000 Can you take that to go?

00:11:23.000 Okay, yeah, I won't sit here and enjoy my land water.

00:11:26.000 Yeah.

00:11:27.000 And so, you know what?

00:11:29.000 I have to get up right now because I'm getting bit.

00:11:30.000 So gets up, starts walking around.

00:11:32.000 I'm like, you know, this is.

00:11:33.000 No, I don't think it was a mosquito bite.

00:11:35.000 I think it was a skill bite.

00:11:36.000 I didn't get bit by a mosquito and I had shorts on.

00:11:38.000 I bet it was one of those little bugs that sort of bothers you, those little fly things, the tiny, tiny ones that people just assume are mosquitoes, but they're not and they don't bite.

00:11:46.000 You just go like that.

00:11:48.000 I bet it was one of those.

00:11:49.000 They were so finicky.

00:11:50.000 So one mosquito bite, then we get out of there.

00:11:52.000 Now we have to go get ice cream.

00:11:54.000 So we go to get ice cream.

00:11:55.000 So wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:11:56.000 Before the food.

00:11:57.000 But you're not hungry.

00:11:58.000 They were, everybody's hungry.

00:12:00.000 But this is four-page menu, not cotton it.

00:12:04.000 No, but ice cream.

00:12:05.000 So now they go, now we're hungry for ice cream.

00:12:08.000 But didn't they say they want to get pizza?

00:12:10.000 Yes, but let's get the ice cream first.

00:12:13.000 That's infuriating.

00:12:15.000 It sure is.

00:12:16.000 It sure is.

00:12:17.000 And so then, you know, the vegetarians like, you know, her girlfriend. 0.88

00:12:23.000 So they go to the next town because all the ice cream places are now closed because it's past eight o'clock.

00:12:29.000 It's past the time to eat ice cream, in my opinion.

00:12:32.000 Sure.

00:12:33.000 So we go there, and then that's kind of in the area where there's some pizza, right?

00:12:36.000 Shitty pizza, though.

00:12:37.000 You're in the hood now.

00:12:39.000 And so, you know, after the ice cream, what's it called?

00:12:39.000 Right.

00:12:45.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:12:46.000 Now we're on the way to the pizza.

00:12:48.000 I say, so, what are you going to get on your pizza?

00:12:50.000 Knowing, you know, she's a vegetarian.

00:12:52.000 She's like, oh, I'm not going to get pizza.

00:12:54.000 I was like, okay, that leaves one of you.

00:12:56.000 What are you going to get for a pizza?

00:12:58.000 I was like, so let me just make sure before we get there, you're going to eat an entire pizza because I have leftovers.

00:12:58.000 I haven't decided yet.

00:13:03.000 They're just dominoes now.

00:13:04.000 They only make they don't serve slices.

00:13:06.000 They don't go by the slice.

00:13:07.000 But we did walk to a pizza place where they could have gotten a slice, but declined.

00:13:12.000 So now we're on the way to the so you're going to eat a whole pizza.

00:13:16.000 You know what I would do?

00:13:17.000 I would just walk away.

00:13:18.000 I almost walked away.

00:13:19.000 Even if I was driving, I would get out of the driver's side.

00:13:23.000 Yeah, I almost did that.

00:13:24.000 And just leave the car running with the door open and go get an Uber back home.

00:13:27.000 Just fuck you. 1.00

00:13:29.000 You got to get fired.

00:13:30.000 Get in trouble.

00:13:30.000 Be brave.

00:13:31.000 Jump, just jump out of a car.

00:13:32.000 This isn't working out.

00:13:33.000 Bye.

00:13:35.000 And then I say, let's just get Taco Bell.

00:13:37.000 Folks, I've heard this story already.

00:13:38.000 It gets worse.

00:13:39.000 Oh, I'm not even starting.

00:13:40.000 This is the appetizer.

00:13:42.000 This is the appetizer.

00:13:43.000 I have to take home.

00:13:44.000 So my clamp.

00:13:45.000 You're walking around with your appetizer in a box.

00:13:47.000 It's fried clams.

00:13:48.000 And what was it?

00:13:49.000 Clam strips.

00:13:49.000 It's clam.

00:13:50.000 Really good, by the way.

00:13:51.000 So they don't age very.

00:13:52.000 They're really good when they're crispy and new.

00:13:53.000 I don't know if you know that.

00:13:54.000 When they're cold.

00:13:55.000 They are the McDonald's fries of clams.

00:13:58.000 Yeah.

00:14:00.000 And so we arrive at Taco Bell, and I say, this should be easy, right?

00:14:05.000 There's nobody inside I could see in there, but there's about 17 cars not getting in the- Oh, yeah.

00:14:12.000 Yeah.

00:14:13.000 So you would go inside, order, and then take it to go.

00:14:15.000 You can't eat inside.

00:14:16.000 Correct.

00:14:17.000 That is correct.

00:14:18.000 And you could even just, you know, they got the plexiglass thing on the register.

00:14:21.000 I've been there before.

00:14:22.000 Or they got the machine.

00:14:24.000 Quick and easy.

00:14:25.000 I was like, all right, let's go in there.

00:14:27.000 Like, I don't want to go in there.

00:14:28.000 Let's just go through the drive-through.

00:14:29.000 Why not?

00:14:30.000 Looking at the machine, I'm like, why not?

00:14:32.000 There's a hundred cars every spot.

00:14:32.000 I don't know.

00:14:36.000 Like, we couldn't actually start in the drive-through.

00:14:38.000 We had to like queue up before the drive-through.

00:14:40.000 On the road.

00:14:41.000 Yeah.

00:14:42.000 We're blocking the exit to get.

00:14:45.000 And I'm like, it's not too late to turn back.

00:14:47.000 And no.

00:14:48.000 And so for 30 minutes, we're waiting in this hellacious line.

00:14:52.000 And to get.

00:14:53.000 I want you to know something.

00:14:55.000 I hate them.

00:14:56.000 And if I ever meet them, I'm going to say, I hate you.

00:15:01.000 They were, yeah.

00:15:02.000 And they were guests in your home.

00:15:04.000 So, and then, so on the internet, whatever they were on.

00:15:07.000 Not because of cooties, but because of shitty people germs. 0.98

00:15:11.000 SPGs, yeah.

00:15:13.000 So we wait for 30 minutes for one taco that I didn't even tell you this part, that she winds up not eating.

00:15:21.000 Because you know why?

00:15:23.000 Because when I unbox what I eat and she unbox what she eats, she says it smells too much like clams in here to eat it.

00:15:30.000 Like it's grossing me out.

00:15:32.000 So she doesn't eat it and I'm now eating my cold clams because she had to eat.

00:15:39.000 How long did you wait for that stupid shitty burrito that she doesn't eat? 1.00

00:15:42.000 I think it was like two hours for us going to the line at Taco Bell.

00:15:47.000 How much was that?

00:15:48.000 Like 30 minutes.

00:15:48.000 Like 20 to 30 minutes.

00:15:50.000 No exaggeration.

00:15:51.000 You don't have a bullet hole in your head.

00:15:52.000 And it didn't really get better after that.

00:15:55.000 So the whole energy is kind of like this.

00:15:57.000 Aren't they still hungry now?

00:15:58.000 You would think.

00:15:59.000 They haven't eaten anything.

00:16:00.000 You would think.

00:16:01.000 They got ice cream, though.

00:16:02.000 Yeah.

00:16:03.000 Oh, that should fill up, you know.

00:16:04.000 They got the cone.

00:16:06.000 So anyway, and I still am not harboring any ill will at this point.

00:16:10.000 It's just kind of annoying.

00:16:11.000 You know, I'm just happy to have some company.

00:16:13.000 I haven't hung out with anybody in a while.

00:16:15.000 So now we're back at the house starting the movie, and we have to pause it because is there a blanket?

00:16:21.000 You're drinking.

00:16:22.000 Like, you shouldn't have wrecked my house.

00:16:25.000 I don't like drinking.

00:16:26.000 It's actually that quote from the band Crass.

00:16:29.000 If you choose to stray from the path that you've been taught, don't expect help and don't get caught.

00:16:34.000 I thought you wrote that.

00:16:35.000 So if you jizz on something, then make sure you clean it, or I don't know.

00:16:39.000 Don't leave Coke everywhere for the kids to touch.

00:16:42.000 Don't put away all your syringes.

00:16:44.000 I guess I'm a boring guy.

00:16:45.000 I just wanted to watch Knives Out.

00:16:47.000 This is like James O'Keefe.

00:16:49.000 Years ago, maybe 10 years ago, when he just started, he said, yeah, I'm a billionaire who really likes what we're doing.

00:17:00.000 He gave me his apartment.

00:17:02.000 And I go, where is it?

00:17:03.000 And he goes, oh, it's really cool.

00:17:04.000 It's right at the bottom of Central Park and it's a penthouse.

00:17:07.000 So I'm looking out over all of Central Park, but I don't really know what to do with myself.

00:17:12.000 I've just been watching movies and ordering food.

00:17:14.000 And I was like, James.

00:17:16.000 I see what you're saying.

00:17:18.000 If that was me, there'd be a dead prostitute rolled up in a carpet. 1.00

00:17:22.000 The place would reef of human secretions. 0.99

00:17:27.000 It would be like pazoos in your house.

00:17:28.000 Cigarette, ashtrays piled over, cocaine in the carpet.

00:17:32.000 Nine juggalos.

00:17:33.000 Heroin on the walls.

00:17:34.000 Somehow there's heroin on the...

00:17:40.000 Yeah, and the dartboard isn't.

00:17:42.000 You'd open the door and a bear would be going.

00:17:45.000 The dartboard is a human dartboard.

00:17:47.000 Yeah.

00:17:48.000 We got a guy tattooed the dartboard on it.

00:17:50.000 That's the guy we just stole.

00:17:53.000 Like at Chaz last week where they said Proud Boy stole a tranny.

00:17:58.000 A stolen tranny dart.

00:17:58.000 A star tranny, yeah.

00:18:00.000 That's what we do.

00:18:00.000 We'd make them a syringe dartboard.

00:18:02.000 Help! 0.98

00:18:03.000 Help! 0.98

00:18:05.000 They're post-op areas of the bullseye.

00:18:07.000 He said he doesn't want to hurt us, and then he was talking about stabbing us with syringes.

00:18:07.000 See?

00:18:11.000 Syringes.

00:18:12.000 Full of AIDS.

00:18:14.000 So you watch the movie.

00:18:15.000 They're sitting under big thick blankets.

00:18:17.000 I know the blankets you're talking about.

00:18:19.000 They're fur, aren't they?

00:18:20.000 Well, it's like Goldilocks.

00:18:21.000 I told them they're like Goldilocks.

00:18:23.000 I was like, the Goldilocks twins, because this blanket's just a little sound.

00:18:27.000 And this blanket's, oh, this one's too.

00:18:29.000 And then they're, do we have the AC?

00:18:31.000 And I turn around.

00:18:32.000 Do they have any AC?

00:18:32.000 So that means they're warm, right?

00:18:34.000 I turn around.

00:18:35.000 You turn around and they're under a friggin' Pendleton blanket.

00:18:40.000 Why don't you remove the blanket?

00:18:42.000 Do you have to have a blankie?

00:18:43.000 Now I sound like you.

00:18:44.000 Do you have to have a blankie to go to bed, to watch a movie?

00:18:49.000 They have to have a blankie over them.

00:18:51.000 How about put some distance between you?

00:18:53.000 So now they're behind me.

00:18:54.000 I'm on, you know, the floor, you know, by myself.

00:18:57.000 I'm fine with that.

00:18:57.000 Just watch it.

00:18:58.000 That's a fine setup here, right?

00:19:00.000 But as we're watching the movie, they're all settled in.

00:19:02.000 I guess they're dealing with sweating their balls off under this blanket, under this forced discomfort.

00:19:07.000 So just to explain my basement, folks at home, there's a couch, but it's a very wide couch.

00:19:14.000 It's kind of awkward, actually.

00:19:16.000 It's a shelf that has storage underneath it, and then it's almost like a bed.

00:19:20.000 It's really like a bed.

00:19:21.000 So we have lots of pillows there to augment the fact that it's such a giant long right angle.

00:19:25.000 And then we have these yogibos, which are these giant pillows that are about six feet long and tubes.

00:19:31.000 And those are on the floor.

00:19:32.000 And you can make those into whatever you want.

00:19:34.000 So, there's a lot of room.

00:19:34.000 They're all.

00:19:36.000 Yeah.

00:19:38.000 And they decide they want to go and sleep upstairs on my living room couch.

00:19:43.000 Oh, but before even that.

00:19:44.000 So, then the movies go in and stuff like that.

00:19:46.000 And we're all hanging out, right?

00:19:47.000 I'm pretty sure I'm a part of this.

00:19:49.000 I'm not like a substitute teacher or like a stepdad, but so we're watching the movie.

00:19:53.000 And I hear them just kind of talking to themselves.

00:19:55.000 We're all watching the movie.

00:19:55.000 Like, I'm watching.

00:19:57.000 And I just kind of hear, oh, he was the guy that was in that thing.

00:19:59.000 What was the thing he was in?

00:20:00.000 And I'm like, like, I can't hear them.

00:20:02.000 But I will hear this every now and then.

00:20:03.000 Oh, Ryan, can you pause it?

00:20:06.000 Yeah.

00:20:07.000 You're an employee.

00:20:08.000 What the?

00:20:09.000 You're their little monkey servant. 0.94

00:20:11.000 Yeah.

00:20:12.000 It's rude.

00:20:13.000 It's just not nice what they were doing.

00:20:15.000 It's like girls' little fun time, and I'm just like the camp counselor or something.

00:20:18.000 Yeah.

00:20:19.000 I just didn't feel like I had friends at that movie.

00:20:21.000 It felt very disrespected.

00:20:23.000 The disrespect?

00:20:25.000 If you had any balls, you would have raped them. 1.00

00:20:27.000 No, I wasn't interested in raping anybody.

00:20:29.000 I want to watch a movie and just at least have some friends there.

00:20:32.000 So, whatever.

00:20:33.000 And then, so now it's late, you know, and because it took two hours to do this whole food, ice cream, bullcrap, it's now like late, so they don't want to drive home, so they fall asleep there.

00:20:43.000 I pass out there, and then we wake up sometime in the morning.

00:20:47.000 I was like, right, it's really hot.

00:20:48.000 Can we just go upstairs, sleep on the couch?

00:20:50.000 There's more room for them.

00:20:51.000 The living room is warmer than the basement.

00:20:54.000 Correct.

00:20:55.000 And also, there's no room for two people to be on a couch.

00:20:58.000 All my couches are normal, small couch size.

00:21:00.000 They have a bedside.

00:21:00.000 Right.

00:21:01.000 You're on the largest couch in our home right now while you say, can I go upstairs?

00:21:05.000 Correct.

00:21:08.000 And then, oh, oh my God.

00:21:09.000 So as they're leaving.

00:21:10.000 In the morning, as they're leaving.

00:21:12.000 If you stab them and then you're in court and you explained all this to the judge, I think you'd go, oh, I lost some of the evidence.

00:21:20.000 Whoops, mistrial.

00:21:21.000 They'd actually, just go, just go.

00:21:24.000 They'd lift me out and start dancing like it's a like a bomb mitzvah.

00:21:27.000 I'm on a chair.

00:21:27.000 Like, ah, setta, set up.

00:21:29.000 The parade judge just goes, don't you dare ever do that again.

00:21:34.000 I don't mean kill them.

00:21:35.000 I mean have them over your house again.

00:21:39.000 So before they leave, I just remember this.

00:21:41.000 They demand a mirror.

00:21:43.000 And by the way, you know how your salon has like a bear in there?

00:21:48.000 Yeah.

00:21:48.000 Because there's a spooky bear that when she opened the door, she got spooked by it.

00:21:54.000 Now she doesn't want to go in the bathroom in your salon. 1.00

00:21:57.000 Because why?

00:21:57.000 It's going to continually jump scare you?

00:22:00.000 Is it going to come to London?

00:22:01.000 You know who else is like that?

00:22:02.000 My dog.

00:22:05.000 Yeah.

00:22:05.000 That's the IQ we're dealing with here.

00:22:08.000 Leroy levels.

00:22:09.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:22:11.000 So you've gotten past the scare of the, oh, now you say, oh, wow, that's not a real bear.

00:22:15.000 I'm no longer scared.

00:22:16.000 Now I can use that bathroom.

00:22:18.000 No.

00:22:19.000 Yeah, you know, like it's a dead bathroom.

00:22:21.000 Two-year-olds are, two-year-olds.

00:22:22.000 Babies, they don't get over it. 1.00

00:22:23.000 Babies don't want to be in that room. 1.00

00:22:25.000 Two-year-olds, they go, whoa, oh, huh.

00:22:25.000 Right.

00:22:28.000 Yeah.

00:22:28.000 So before they leave, in the morning, it's like something, something in the morning.

00:22:33.000 It's like early before the sun comes up.

00:22:35.000 They're about to leave.

00:22:36.000 They need a mirror. 0.99

00:22:38.000 But we have the mirrors that we use for the movie.

00:22:41.000 I guess you didn't see those.

00:22:42.000 They're in the storage room in the back by my work.

00:22:44.000 No, yeah.

00:22:44.000 I didn't search for their mirror because I didn't think that that was in the street.

00:22:47.000 Well, they just go upstairs.

00:22:48.000 In any of the other bathrooms, they all have mirrors.

00:22:50.000 Yeah.

00:22:50.000 But they didn't want to go to the bare one.

00:22:53.000 I don't want them going upstairs, upstairs, because I don't know.

00:22:56.000 It's just kind of get out.

00:22:58.000 Like it's ready starting, the getting out process.

00:23:01.000 Why do you need it?

00:23:02.000 They just have all these little demands, little finicky needs before.

00:23:08.000 That reminds me of this dude.

00:23:09.000 Cheese.

00:23:10.000 That was at my house, and I was having my 40th birthday parties.

00:23:13.000 This was 10 years ago.

00:23:14.000 And my wife got this band, Cerebral Balsy, to surprise me.

00:23:19.000 So I just come downstairs and there's one of my favorite bands.

00:23:23.000 And this is when we were upstate.

00:23:24.000 So in the country, and she got a sound system and everything, like amps.

00:23:28.000 And they're like, hey, Gavin, want some fucking whiskey?

00:23:32.000 Yeah, these guys were just playing a show.

00:23:37.000 And all my friends were there, surprise, surprise.

00:23:39.000 Oh, he's got a Generation X. So anyway, as she's running around dealing with all this and the surprise, they made me go somewhere else while they set it all up.

00:23:49.000 So when I came back, Jamie goes to my wife, hey, M, M, do you have any hair product? 0.99

00:23:56.000 What?

00:23:58.000 Yeah, sure.

00:23:59.000 Would you like cream, gel, mousse?

00:24:01.000 Let's get you all set up. 0.94

00:24:04.000 That is weird.

00:24:09.000 Yeah, and just to be clear here, all of these things, all these little itches and like finicky need, they're all needs.

00:24:17.000 Everything stops from everything I'd like.

00:24:20.000 No, no, no, no.

00:24:21.000 I can't.

00:24:21.000 So they didn't eat.

00:24:22.000 They must have been starving at like 11.

00:24:24.000 It's like there was guilt.

00:24:25.000 They would apply guilt at like, really?

00:24:27.000 Oh.

00:24:28.000 Like, if their little thing didn't get solved.

00:24:32.000 Woo! 0.99

00:24:33.000 That's infuriating.

00:24:34.000 I got a damn dog. 0.98

00:24:36.000 What's going on here?

00:24:39.000 All right, we've got a lot to cover today, as is the case with Mondays.

00:24:43.000 Mondays!

00:24:46.000 But I found a sliver of paper on my floor.

00:24:52.000 Ryan didn't clean it up, I guess.

00:24:54.000 Sorry.

00:24:54.000 And I thought, this tiny sliver of paper says a lot.

00:25:00.000 And I thought, let's go through every little part, every element of this useless sliver of junk mail and learn about the incredibleness that is Western man.

00:25:14.000 So please join me as I deeply analyze a random piece of garbage on my bathroom floor.

00:25:21.000 You're a big fan, so you're like a big fan, so you're like a big fan.

00:25:27.000 Don't know much about the French I took.

00:25:31.000 Don't know much about the stuff in books.

00:25:35.000 Hi.

00:25:37.000 This is a sliver of paper.

00:25:41.000 Have you got the picture there, Rye Guy?

00:25:43.000 Let me get out of the way here. 1.00

00:25:45.000 Now, sometimes if I have a very old house and the toilet gets backed up, and sometimes I go ka chunk, chunk, chunk, and as I was going ka chunk, a big thing of toilet water with little fake traces of poo-poo and pee-pee are on the floor.

00:26:01.000 Now, I could get in with a mop and take care of that, and then I got a shitty mop and blah, blah, blah.

00:26:06.000 So, what I tend to do when this happens is I go and I get the New York Post and I just put it down on the pile.

00:26:12.000 This cheap newsprint is incredibly absorbent and just sucks it all up.

00:26:17.000 And then I pick it up and throw it in recycling.

00:26:20.000 Don't have to do shizzin it.

00:26:22.000 But occasionally, it'll sort of stick.

00:26:26.000 So, as I ripped it up this time, a tiny sliver of, I guess, what appears to be junk mail, like a coupon thing, a tiny sliver was stuck on the ground.

00:26:38.000 And I thought, I bet if I pick this up, and I guess it is kind of poopy-peepee, I bet if I pick this up and analyze everything I can out of it, we'll see incredible inventions by Western man.

00:26:53.000 Because you know how I say, I'm a proud Western chauvinist.

00:26:56.000 I refuse to apologize for creating the modern world.

00:26:58.000 We don't have wonder anymore.

00:27:00.000 And it pisses me off.

00:27:03.000 The new focus for us as real justice warriors is K through 12.

00:27:09.000 There's no education going on.

00:27:11.000 There's no wonder being taught because so many white males are responsible for this stuff that they don't want to spend too much time on it.

00:27:17.000 So they're like, yeah, let's focus on some beautiful mud hut tribesmen in Papua New Guinea made. 0.99

00:27:23.000 No.

00:27:24.000 That's a shitty mud hut. 0.99

00:27:25.000 It sucks.

00:27:26.000 I was in Harlem the other day, and they have a testament to African, early African architecture.

00:27:31.000 I'm not kidding.

00:27:32.000 There's two mud huts there in the middle of a park in Harlem.

00:27:37.000 Not impressed.

00:27:39.000 You want to see a Western, want to see castles a thousand years ago?

00:27:45.000 They're pretty nice.

00:27:46.000 They're pretty good.

00:27:47.000 And they can take the rain, unlike your mud hut. 0.99

00:27:49.000 And by the way, I stole this from a comedian, but he was talking about how you see these African women with the carrying the water on their heads for 30 miles a day. 0.99

00:27:57.000 Why just move your shitty, disgusting mud hut closer to the river? 1.00

00:28:02.000 Closer to the water supply.

00:28:03.000 It's not like you're going back to a mansion.

00:28:06.000 Fucking.

00:28:08.000 Anyway, I think I was by Grand Central the other day, and they're building a high-rise on 42nd Street.

00:28:15.000 Now, obviously, to keep that many floors from sinking into the ground, you have to have an insane foundation.

00:28:21.000 So it's a quarter of a city block, this foundation.

00:28:23.000 This cement must be, I don't know, 20 feet wide.

00:28:26.000 And so they're building all that.

00:28:28.000 It's perfectly level.

00:28:29.000 Perfect, like Lego.

00:28:31.000 It looks perfect.

00:28:34.000 And they've built this.

00:28:35.000 There should be classrooms there.

00:28:37.000 There should be kids lining up with an architect or a construction foreman explaining how they lay the cement, explaining why it has to be so big, explaining the formula for the number of floors and what the foundation has to be.

00:28:49.000 That would be fascinating, and kids would get so much out of that.

00:28:52.000 Oh, there was a build.

00:28:53.000 I remember actually, there was a building, I think it was in Williamsburg.

00:28:57.000 It was either in Brooklyn or nearby over the Williamsburg Bridge, where they had built too many floors and there wasn't a sufficient foundation.

00:29:04.000 So the city said this is dangerous and they had to remove floors.

00:29:08.000 They're talking about doing it to a high-rise right off Central Park right now.

00:29:12.000 One of those crazy, insane ones that have just sprouted up.

00:29:16.000 It's called the Cube or something.

00:29:18.000 One or one next to it, they have to remove floors.

00:29:20.000 I don't know how the fuck you remove floors.

00:29:23.000 That would be fascinating.

00:29:24.000 Like, why doesn't, why don't they have, every school should have a timeline that goes down the hallway of the school, and it has Romans, and then, you know, the Dark Ages, and then we have the American Revolution, and we see where Braveheart goes, and we see where Bill the Butcher goes, and there's little cards for them.

00:29:43.000 And it's like the whole length of the school is one big timeline.

00:29:47.000 So then when you're thinking, when was the English fighting the Scots?

00:29:50.000 Oh, there's our couple.

00:29:52.000 And you just, oh, I remember that's by Mrs. Peterson's room.

00:29:55.000 That would have been the 1300s, I guess, 700 years ago about.

00:29:59.000 But they don't do that.

00:30:00.000 They just teach a bunch of bullshit about how racist we were.

00:30:02.000 My daughter has to see, watch hidden figures.

00:30:04.000 And every time I look over her shoulder, I see black people being lynched and fires in Alabama with a black couple going, yes, we did some shitty things.

00:30:14.000 Got it.

00:30:15.000 Got that.

00:30:15.000 Now can we focus on the awesome things?

00:30:17.000 For example, here's a sliver from a coupon book that I found on my bathroom floor in my study, in my salon.

00:30:29.000 Let's go through it, shall we, just for fun.

00:30:32.000 This?

00:30:32.000 I wish they'd do this in class.

00:30:35.000 All right.

00:30:36.000 So let's start with the coupon.

00:30:38.000 This is a coupon, right?

00:30:39.000 The coupon was invented by Coca-Cola.

00:30:44.000 So there was a chemist in Georgia.

00:30:46.000 What was his name?

00:30:47.000 Was it John Pemberton?

00:30:50.000 Yeah, that's him.

00:30:51.000 So he invented Coca-Cola, but it was seen back then as for medicinal purposes.

00:30:57.000 And for those of you who are not familiar with the way, the reason I pronounced it that way is because I was at a strip club in 2001 with my friend Trevor and my favorite kind of stripper, a Puerto Rican single mom with pendulous breasts and unfortunate tattoos.

00:31:13.000 You don't want them to be healthy looking or you'd think, oh, their poor father.

00:31:16.000 They have to be a little battered, a little haggard.

00:31:19.000 And so she has black socks in her clear stripper shoes. 1.00

00:31:25.000 And it was so gross and weird that it was hot.

00:31:29.000 And so she's like, hey, what?

00:31:31.000 And I go, I like your socks.

00:31:32.000 What was that?

00:31:33.000 When she leaned down, she had to hold her tits to her chest or they would hit us in the face. 1.00

00:31:37.000 So she leans down and she goes, I go, I like your socks. 0.99

00:31:40.000 It's sexy.

00:31:42.000 And she wasn't sure if I was being sarcastic or not.

00:31:44.000 And she's chewing gum as Puerto Rican ladies are wont to do. 1.00

00:31:47.000 And she goes, for medicinal purposes. 0.92

00:31:53.000 And after we were going, what does that mean?

00:31:58.000 Like she has dry feet? 0.97

00:31:59.000 So she, what, has some lotion, just goes into the sock and then puts on her wet, like, mucusy lube sock to help her dry feet?

00:32:11.000 Or are they like those copper compression socks where she gets bad anchor? 0.99

00:32:15.000 I don't know.

00:32:16.000 Anyway, that's why I said medicinal purposes.

00:32:18.000 So this genius, John Sith, wait, everything's backwards for me here.

00:32:23.000 John Sith, he, there was cocaine in Coca-Cola and invented it as sort of a tonic.

00:32:30.000 This is back, you know, the snake oil days.

00:32:32.000 And it was, what did he do?

00:32:35.000 He offered pharmacists two gallons of Coke syrup in return for the names and addresses of consumers who lived near that pharmacy.

00:32:42.000 And they direct mail the coupon to the consumer.

00:32:45.000 It was a classic new strategy.

00:32:47.000 Consumers would get this thing in the mail for a free glass and, of course, try it, said Brown.

00:32:52.000 And the pharmacist would keep buying the syrup.

00:32:55.000 Win-win.

00:32:56.000 Brilliant idea.

00:32:57.000 Love it.

00:33:00.000 And what was that?

00:33:01.000 The next link is the history of coupons.

00:33:03.000 I think that's where I got my quote from.

00:33:05.000 Yeah.

00:33:06.000 And then it's a non-boring history of coupons.

00:33:10.000 And then everyone started doing it and it became improved upon again and again.

00:33:14.000 That's the problem with some of these is they've been improved so much.

00:33:17.000 I almost don't want to go back to the other thing.

00:33:19.000 Okay, let's go back to our coupon.

00:33:22.000 Oh, that's there it is.

00:33:23.000 That was the coupon, the coupon.

00:33:26.000 So we did the concept of the coupon itself.

00:33:28.000 Now let's look at these things.

00:33:30.000 What is that?

00:33:32.000 That's a number.

00:33:33.000 Who gave us numbers?

00:33:34.000 Now we're told it was Islam, the Arab world with their incredible prowess.

00:33:41.000 Maybe they were smart one day, but they really haven't done much for us lately.

00:33:46.000 I think the inbreeding thing turned out to be pretty bad for their genetic makeup in the long run.

00:33:51.000 What's the word for fucking your cousins? 0.99

00:33:55.000 Thanks, Ryan.

00:33:56.000 No, it's a name like miskagination.

00:33:59.000 Cousins having sex with each other is a very cool consangenuity?

00:34:04.000 Something like that?

00:34:05.000 Anyway, so they've been doing that for a while and they lost it.

00:34:09.000 But when Obama became president, they said, okay, so what are you going to do with NASA?

00:34:14.000 Send some people to the moon?

00:34:16.000 Make everyone watch hidden figures?

00:34:17.000 No, worse.

00:34:18.000 I'm going to take the head of NASA and send him around the world thanking Arabs for all the hard work they did with mathematics and science, which enabled us to go to the moon.

00:34:35.000 Aren't you embarrassed?

00:34:38.000 What are you talking about?

00:34:40.000 What?

00:34:42.000 So Jim Goad, our own beef squad's Jim Goad, wrote a great article about this 10 years ago now, geese, called Planet Islam.

00:34:51.000 And he says, most of us have heard that the Arab world bequeathed its numerical system and the concept of zero to the West, but the truth is that the Arabs acquired all that from the ancient Indians, meaning from India, not feathers.

00:35:06.000 And although it's true that Muslim scholars preserved many remaining scraps of antiquities literature while most of Europe was flailing about in the Dark Ages, it's also been established that much of the academic work performed during the so-called Islamic Golden Age was done by Christians and Jews working under Muslim domination.

00:35:27.000 So, India gets the zero, but it's Judeo-Christians who made the mathematics we know today, the numbers we know today. 0.98

00:35:34.000 By the way, I was having an argument with a guy about this, and he said, okay, well, it was still the Arabs, you know.

00:35:42.000 And I said, wait, so you're saying slavery is good?

00:35:45.000 And he goes, well, it accomplished a lot.

00:35:47.000 Okay, so when we had slaves picking the cotton, that was good. 1.00

00:35:50.000 And he said, well, you know, it built America.

00:35:53.000 No, it didn't.

00:35:54.000 The balance sheet was zero after the Civil War.

00:35:57.000 If you build up a restaurant and then it's burnt to the ground and it's just ashes, and then you come back a few years later and there's a restaurant there, you can't say, I built that.

00:36:05.000 That's my cotton money.

00:36:07.000 No, it's not.

00:36:08.000 Is my head touching the top here?

00:36:09.000 No.

00:36:10.000 Okay.

00:36:11.000 All right, so that's numbers.

00:36:13.000 And then it gets really interesting.

00:36:15.000 Let's go back to our receipt.

00:36:18.000 What is it?

00:36:19.000 Our coupon?

00:36:20.000 So then I'm looking at it, and I see a barcode.

00:36:23.000 Wait, that's a little up.

00:36:25.000 Yeah.

00:36:26.000 The barcode.

00:36:27.000 Who did that? 0.91

00:36:29.000 Well, the barcode was a man named Norman Woodland in the 1950s.

00:36:35.000 This ugly nerd just put it on some chewing gum in 1974 in Ohio. 0.68

00:36:44.000 Oh, sorry, he invented in the 50s, but it didn't really catch on.

00:36:47.000 People didn't quite understand the importance of it until the 1970s.

00:36:51.000 The first thing they put it on was a thing of gum.

00:36:53.000 Actually, this is very explanatory.

00:36:55.000 Let's just let them do all the heavy lifting. 1.00

00:36:58.000 Channel full.

00:36:59.000 In the age of Trump.

00:37:01.000 This is the only British video I've seen that doesn't talk about Nazis in the age of Trump.

00:37:07.000 Shopping being scanned at the checkout is part of the soundtrack of everyday life.

00:37:12.000 Today, the man who made this possible by inventing the barcode has died.

00:37:16.000 Norman Woodland came up with the idea in a flash of inspiration in the 1950s.

00:37:21.000 But it was fully 20 years before technology caught up and it could be used commercially.

00:37:26.000 And when it did, it was this, a packet of chewing gum, which in Ohio in 1974 became the first product ever scanned and sold.

00:37:34.000 Which in Singapore is illegal.

00:37:37.000 As a circle.

00:37:38.000 That just reminded me in advice whenever we didn't have an ad and I had a space for it, I would make up fake ads.

00:37:43.000 And I made up ads from the Singapore Board of Tourism that just said fuck Wrigley's and had a big stick of gum because chewing gum's illegal there.

00:37:54.000 Before being refined into the rectangle we all recognize, it was launched into America's shops in the late 1970s.

00:38:02.000 While 15 years later, it still baffled George Bush Sr.

00:38:07.000 They always got to get a little dig in.

00:38:10.000 And it is baffling.

00:38:12.000 I think he says in this there's 5 billion scans a day.

00:38:15.000 Sorry if my brain just doesn't totally wrap itself around 5 billion little weird codes.

00:38:22.000 And he's the only one that was confused by it, right?

00:38:24.000 Yeah, everyone else went, got it.

00:38:26.000 Beep, beep. 0.92

00:38:30.000 For everyone else, it is a part of modern life.

00:38:33.000 5 billion items are scanned every day.

00:38:35.000 But the symbol has also permeated popular culture and is an inspiration for artists and designers.

00:38:43.000 That's irrelevant, that last part.

00:38:44.000 Why do you put that in?

00:38:45.000 People draw it.

00:38:46.000 Yeah, that applies to my next one.

00:38:48.000 Scissors.

00:38:50.000 Now, everyone says, let's go back to the picture, sorry.

00:38:53.000 So here we have some scissors, right?

00:38:56.000 Now, everyone says the Egyptians invented scissors.

00:39:00.000 The scissors that I saw the Egyptians made, they're gay. 1.00

00:39:04.000 Like, that's not really scissors.

00:39:06.000 That's two knives with the hinge. 0.98

00:39:08.000 Those are not the scissors we use today.

00:39:10.000 The scissors we use today are much more like the ones Leonardo da Vinci created.

00:39:15.000 So, if you look this up, they'll say, no, it wasn't da Vinci.

00:39:18.000 And this is politically correct history that we get now.

00:39:20.000 People think Egyptians were black.

00:39:22.000 They were not.

00:39:24.000 So they want to give any possible invention they can throw to Africa, they do. 1.00

00:39:29.000 So they go, well, the Egyptians sort of had something.

00:39:31.000 Yeah, the Arabs sort of did.

00:39:34.000 What are you doing, Ryan?

00:39:35.000 You're showing us the same shit.

00:39:39.000 Maybe scroll down on this one.

00:39:42.000 Yeah.

00:39:42.000 See, these are the ones.

00:39:43.000 They don't give Da Vinci credit for these.

00:39:45.000 How no?

00:39:47.000 These are fucking scissors, by the way.

00:39:49.000 Them previous things, there weren't the scissors.

00:39:51.000 That's the suzers. 0.62

00:39:53.000 These look like the scissors that are in my catching the new.

00:39:56.000 So, Leonardo da Vinci, thank you.

00:39:59.000 Egypt?

00:40:00.000 No.

00:40:04.000 Let's go back.

00:40:06.000 All right, what is this on?

00:40:08.000 It's on a piece of paper.

00:40:10.000 Now, China invented paper, but they invented paper that was gay. 1.00

00:40:15.000 It was like rice paper.

00:40:18.000 It was gaper.

00:40:21.000 That was my nickname, by the way, when I was gay, because I would take such a thrashing in the bathhouses.

00:40:31.000 The paper, the Chinese paper was that sort of ricey paper, and it wasn't able to be mass-produced.

00:40:37.000 To mass-produce paper, and it's ironic that I'm talking about this because the reason I use the New York Post is because it's so throwaway and cheap, flimsy, that it's absorbent.

00:40:47.000 In fact, did you know this?

00:40:49.000 If someone's giving birth on the street and you're looking for something sterile, use newspaper. 0.96

00:40:56.000 Because it just, it churns out so fast.

00:40:58.000 It's actually pretty good.

00:40:59.000 Just like McDonald's coffee is better than other places' coffee because they're constantly filling new pots.

00:41:03.000 You don't get fresher than McDonald's coffee.

00:41:09.000 So I'm not counting China's stupid paper.

00:41:13.000 I'm talking about actually the paper that this piece of coupon is on was actually invented by two men at the same time.

00:41:22.000 It's one of those weird things.

00:41:24.000 Like Dennis the Menace, you know, the cartoon character?

00:41:27.000 There's a Scottish Dennis the Menace. 0.90

00:41:29.000 And they were invented basically on the same day at the same time.

00:41:32.000 The Scottish Dennis the Menace, and then we have our American blonde. 0.99

00:41:36.000 I grew up with the Scottish one. 0.95

00:41:37.000 He's got black hair and a dog named Nasher.

00:41:40.000 And he's in the Beano.

00:41:41.000 Isn't that fucked up?

00:41:42.000 And it's not like the guy who'd been traveling to America.

00:41:45.000 It was like 1951, I think.

00:41:47.000 Two different Dennis the Menaces were made.

00:41:49.000 That's our Dennis the Menace.

00:41:53.000 And he was so cool.

00:41:54.000 He beat up nerds.

00:41:55.000 He called them softies.

00:41:57.000 He was always getting kicked out of school.

00:41:58.000 Like, they really encouraged trouble.

00:42:01.000 They encouraged you to get into mischief.

00:42:04.000 He was always being chased by adults and teachers.

00:42:07.000 Whatever happened to that?

00:42:08.000 Now you go into a kid's bookstore and it's all like, here is a little black girl who wants to be a scientist. 0.95

00:42:14.000 And here she is dressed as a doctor. 0.55

00:42:16.000 And here's a handicapped boy who can play basketball just as good as all the other.

00:42:22.000 And you're like, fuck off.

00:42:23.000 Can you not bore our kids to death with this shit so early in life?

00:42:29.000 Yeah.

00:42:30.000 Anyway.

00:42:33.000 So at the same time, this guy in Germany, Frederich Gottlieb Keller, came up with the idea of using wood pulp to make wood.

00:42:45.000 And then, same day, same time, this guy in Nova Scotia, Charles Fennerty, and it says, in those days, paper was made from pulped rags, cotton, and other plant fibers, a technique used for nearly 2,000 years.

00:43:01.000 See, they always got to give it to the Chinese.

00:43:02.000 They always have to give it to the other group.

00:43:05.000 Demand for paper was outstripping the supply of rags, and Europe started cutting down their shipments of cotton to North America.

00:43:11.000 Imagine all the slaves we'd still need if we're still using cotton. 0.99

00:43:14.000 By the way, during slavery, black unemployment was at 0%.

00:43:18.000 No one ever talks about that.

00:43:19.000 Fennerty had learned that trees have fibers too.

00:43:22.000 Through discussions with the naturalist Titus Smith, doesn't that mean you're a nudist if you're a naturalist?

00:43:26.000 That was the joke I did for Tiva Boots.

00:43:29.000 At the age of 17, this is in 1838, he began his experiments of making paper from wood.

00:43:35.000 By 1844, he had perfected the process, including bleaching the pulp to a white color.

00:43:42.000 In a letter written by a family member circa 1915, it is mentioned that Charles Fernandez had shown a crude sample of his paper to a friend named Charles Hamilton in 1840, a relative of his future wife.

00:43:52.000 Who cares?

00:43:53.000 Though the family member in question would have been around eight at the time.

00:43:56.000 What an irrelevant detail.

00:43:58.000 Can some of you hacks in Wiki take out the extraneous sentences, please?

00:44:04.000 On 26th of October, 1844, Charles Franny took a sample of his paper to Halifax's top newspaper, The Acadian Recorder, where he had written a letter on his newly invented paper saying, and then they go on and talk about how important this invention can be.

00:44:18.000 Again, can this all be in school?

00:44:20.000 Can teachers do shit like this? 0.90

00:44:22.000 Can we have sliver of something day?

00:44:25.000 You know, when I used to stay at the Crass House in summer, that old anarcho-punk band, they have a place called Dial House.

00:44:31.000 It's like a communist, no, it's an anarchist commune.

00:44:35.000 And we'd bring our kids.

00:44:37.000 There'd be lots of kids there.

00:44:38.000 And G. Vaucher would invite this botanist dude who would scoop out just a random scoop of a pond.

00:44:46.000 They had a little pond there.

00:44:48.000 And he'd lay it all out on a sort of like a big clear tray.

00:44:53.000 And then he'd tell us all about this grass, this insect.

00:44:57.000 This is in its pupil stage.

00:44:59.000 And there was like tomes and tomes of information from this one scoop.

00:45:03.000 We should do more of that in school.

00:45:04.000 Scoops.

00:45:07.000 But education is a fucking shit show.

00:45:09.000 Those people hate me now, by the way.

00:45:10.000 They call me, they told my wife that she has a terror spouse.

00:45:15.000 Go back to the receipt now.

00:45:19.000 Now, Volts, someone was talking the other day about how Africans see our stuff, and they go, what is that, Juju?

00:45:26.000 Why do you have a soundboard?

00:45:28.000 You make the noise here and it goes In the wire, and then it comes out loud in a computer machine television with newsprint on it.

00:45:37.000 I don't understand that.

00:45:38.000 You are Juju Voodoo, man. 1.00

00:45:40.000 And I go, Yeah, I'm that too, though.

00:45:44.000 Like, when I see a sewing machine, I'm like, This is voodoo.

00:45:48.000 The needle goes up and down in the cloth, and somehow something loops around and catches it.

00:45:54.000 How the fuck does it do that?

00:45:55.000 I know how to sew.

00:45:56.000 You have to let go and grab the needle on the other side.

00:45:59.000 A sewing machine isn't grabbing nothing. 0.54

00:46:02.000 How does it?

00:46:03.000 I don't understand sewing.

00:46:04.000 I think it's fucking voodoo.

00:46:06.000 I think people who sew should be killed because they're Satanists.

00:46:09.000 They're witches. 0.99

00:46:10.000 Anyone involved in sewing should be burned at the stake.

00:46:13.000 It's magic voodoo shit. 0.97

00:46:14.000 Anyway, I feel the same way about voltage.

00:46:17.000 What the fuck is electricity?

00:46:19.000 I don't get it.

00:46:20.000 Like this guy, what's his name?

00:46:22.000 Alessandro Volta invented the electric battery.

00:46:27.000 He lived in this, between 1745, 1827.

00:46:31.000 He was like getting electricity out of fruit and using frogs as conductors.

00:46:35.000 What?

00:46:36.000 How?

00:46:37.000 Like, I get that you have it and then you can give it to someone else.

00:46:41.000 I don't understand how it gets there.

00:46:43.000 Like, you have a water mill, and it's spinning with this water.

00:46:47.000 And the next thing you know, you got some electricity.

00:46:48.000 Hey, you want to power a car?

00:46:50.000 I was just touching some water for a while here.

00:46:52.000 I turned it into magic energy.

00:46:54.000 That's insane.

00:46:56.000 He should be burned at the stake as a witch. 0.99

00:46:59.000 He made a deal with the devil.

00:47:00.000 I'm glad he's in hell now, this voodoo man. 1.00

00:47:03.000 I curse you, Alessandra Volta.

00:47:05.000 I curse you for your magic.

00:47:07.000 You are gay. 1.00

00:47:09.000 You are a bino. 1.00

00:47:12.000 So, I mean, you can read all about voltage.

00:47:14.000 Obviously, you're familiar with voltage and how it was discovered and his competitors.

00:47:20.000 He had a big rivalry with some other electricity guy.

00:47:24.000 Just an incredible life, incredible discovery.

00:47:26.000 We should be in awe of him.

00:47:28.000 Schools should be bowing, saying, they're sitting there in air conditioning.

00:47:32.000 Alessandro Volta is the reason.

00:47:34.000 They should be just thanking him.

00:47:36.000 There should be a Lord's Prayer and then a thank you to Alessandro Volta and then a thank you to the Carrier brothers who invented AC.

00:47:43.000 But no, they're white men.

00:47:45.000 Do we have any Papua New Guinean people?

00:47:47.000 Yeah, they invented a way to throw a spear.

00:47:49.000 Yeah, so did I 300,000 years ago?

00:47:56.000 And then what else?

00:47:57.000 What's put all this together?

00:47:59.000 Like you've got a picture here, you have text, you were able to do the dotted line.

00:48:03.000 Well, that concept is called WYSIWYG.

00:48:11.000 And that's called what you see is what you get publishing.

00:48:14.000 So that really, because I was in publishing back in the early 90s when you didn't really have Quark Express and this What You See is What You Get Publishing.

00:48:24.000 So you would print strips of a column, print them out, literally glue them to a big sheet, and you'd make almost like a collage.

00:48:34.000 You would make your newspaper page with glue.

00:48:37.000 This is in like 92.

00:48:38.000 Now, Quark Express existed, but people didn't really have access to it, and it hadn't really exploded.

00:48:43.000 And then you would send that to the printer.

00:48:45.000 And you'd, this is even crazier.

00:48:47.000 You would have an R, if you had a color page, then you'd have three.

00:48:50.000 You'd print out an R, red, a B, blue, and a G, green.

00:48:54.000 And then they would merge all those.

00:48:56.000 Like, what is this?

00:48:57.000 The fucking 1500s?

00:48:59.000 What am I a monk producing scrolls?

00:49:04.000 So this all started with it.

00:49:10.000 Apple and their cheap printers really helped sort of the dark age in the 80s.

00:49:12.000 So that would be Steve Jobs.

00:49:14.000 He was the first guy to sort of pioneer this concept, but it still sucked.

00:49:18.000 And then in the early 90s, we had this thing called PageMaker.

00:49:21.000 That's the thing I was just talking about.

00:49:22.000 But then Quark Express came out.

00:49:25.000 And I remember when it came out, it was a game changer.

00:49:28.000 Now, I guess he started the company in 87, but we didn't really have access until maybe 95, 94.

00:49:36.000 And then all of a sudden, you're seeing the page in front of you.

00:49:41.000 And soon we were able to make PDFs, that was a few years later, and just send them off.

00:49:46.000 So from 1992 till 1999, we had like fucking a thousand years of desktop publishing evolution.

00:49:56.000 Why isn't that taught in school?

00:49:57.000 I know guys, actually the guy who was with me when she said medicinal purposes, Trevor Simser, his dad was one of the guys that would be at the paper plant putting the R sheet, the big, because they make it out of steel.

00:50:10.000 They take your page, make it out of steel, and that would become like a giant circular stamp.

00:50:15.000 So he would make the R thing and wrap it around the roller and the G thing.

00:50:19.000 They're dealing with like these big sheets of tin because it would be about eight pages on one thing and then they would cut and fold it, right?

00:50:26.000 He lost his career during the time I was doing.

00:50:30.000 I got him out of a job in a way.

00:50:33.000 My demand for a better system pushed him out and that's the end.

00:50:36.000 His entire career, his vocation, which went back generations.

00:50:40.000 I think my uncles and grandfather, when they worked at the paper mills, they were doing the same kind of process.

00:50:45.000 And that's gone now.

00:50:46.000 That job is eradicated.

00:50:48.000 And it was thanks to Quark Express.

00:50:50.000 So Quark Express was started by a homo, Tim Gill is his name. 1.00

00:50:58.000 Do we got a picture of him down here?

00:50:59.000 There he is.

00:51:01.000 Hi, Tim.

00:51:02.000 Hi, boys.

00:51:03.000 Hope you like my desktop publishing.

00:51:05.000 I did.

00:51:05.000 I loved it.

00:51:06.000 You might remember me from the bathhouse.

00:51:08.000 My nickname was Gaper.

00:51:09.000 Oh, yeah.

00:51:11.000 Sorry about the eights.

00:51:14.000 Don't worry about it, Tim.

00:51:15.000 God, I'm fucking juvenile.

00:51:18.000 But the problem with Quark is it had a bit of trouble with pictures.

00:51:22.000 So you'd see your page, and the picture would sort of be there, but it was really just a placeholder, and then it would have to find the picture when it came time to print.

00:51:29.000 So it would be, it wouldn't, it wouldn't have so much data.

00:51:33.000 Because like a magazine could be like two gigs these days.

00:51:37.000 And moving two gigs around takes forever.

00:51:39.000 Anyway, he fell asleep at the wheel around 2000 and was replaced by Adobe InDesign, which is what everyone uses now.

00:51:48.000 And it is fucking awesome.

00:51:49.000 It's Photoshop and Quark Express combined.

00:51:52.000 And now you can tweak pictures in the actual thing.

00:51:57.000 This was a little after my time, so I'm better at Photoshop and Quark.

00:52:00.000 I used to lay out vice because I was too cheap to pay a graphics guy, so I just took a course.

00:52:06.000 But yeah, that was a long way of saying desktop publishing.

00:52:09.000 I would give it to Tim Gill.

00:52:13.000 And then, yeah, that's what we have.

00:52:17.000 Now, I tried to figure out what kind of plug.

00:52:19.000 This is some sort of adapter that goes from male to female. 0.97

00:52:23.000 I don't know, for boats and stuff.

00:52:24.000 It was over my head.

00:52:26.000 I tried to like the male and female concept.

00:52:29.000 You could go on forever here.

00:52:31.000 But that is just a small portion of a piece of garbage on my bathroom floor.

00:52:38.000 And behind that little tiny sliver, this useless little piece of paper, we have an entire universe of incredible accomplishments, these entrepreneurs busting their ass.

00:52:50.000 Totally ignored.

00:52:52.000 None of us have ever heard of any of these people besides maybe Steve Jobs, whose symbol is Satan biting an apple.

00:52:59.000 But the rest of them are just getting washed away into bullshit social justice warrior history.

00:53:04.000 Well, I'm not having it.

00:53:05.000 I want to know about this stuff now.

00:53:07.000 At the age of 49, I finally want to go to school.

00:53:09.000 I finally care about all this stuff because I see it getting washed away.

00:53:14.000 They don't just want to eradicate statues.

00:53:16.000 They want to eradicate this.

00:53:17.000 They want to eradicate all of our accomplishments.

00:53:20.000 They deny that we invented the Western world.

00:53:23.000 They deny that we invented civilization.

00:53:26.000 The University of Glasgow came up with the concept of separating church and state.

00:53:30.000 That's why we have progress.

00:53:32.000 The Industrial Revolution was us.

00:53:34.000 That changed everything permanently.

00:53:37.000 The penicillin, the leaps and bounds we've made in antibiotics, why aren't we revering these?

00:53:43.000 What's the matter with pride?

00:53:45.000 You can have your gay pride.

00:53:46.000 You can have your Duneteenth, but I'd like some Western pride, please.

00:53:50.000 Remember, we didn't start slavery, but we ended it.

00:53:53.000 We ended it.

00:54:01.000 I'm Steven Crowder.

00:54:03.000 I'm not dissing him, yo.

00:54:05.000 Maybe we should start the show at some point.

00:54:07.000 It's been an hour of you gossiping about your friends.

00:54:14.000 Ryan gossiping.

00:54:17.000 And me talking about garbage on my bathroom floor.

00:54:21.000 Did you see this on Daily Mail?

00:54:23.000 Someone drove into CHOP early this morning and started shooting.

00:54:27.000 And they got shot back at.

00:54:31.000 Whoever did this, what did you think was going to happen?

00:54:33.000 You just take over?

00:54:36.000 You can't invade a country with one white Jeep.

00:54:42.000 I wonder if that's the same white vehicle that was stealing trannies. 1.00

00:54:45.000 What a fucking mess.

00:54:48.000 All right, we're starting the show now, unfortunately.

00:54:51.000 Follow me on Parlor.

00:54:52.000 Parlor's exploding.

00:54:54.000 I think I got like 70,000, 80,000 followers there.

00:54:57.000 I'm doing lots of posts.

00:54:59.000 Dude, you should have seen a sunset the other night.

00:55:02.000 I was up in the Hamptons.

00:55:04.000 What the hell?

00:55:05.000 It's a ZZ Top logo.

00:55:07.000 Whoa.

00:55:09.000 Why are you saying what the hell?

00:55:10.000 Don't you follow me on Parlor?

00:55:12.000 I didn't see that.

00:55:15.000 I can't see at all.

00:55:16.000 Oh, wow.

00:55:17.000 That is pretty cool.

00:55:18.000 I've never seen a sharp angle in a cloud before in my life.

00:55:18.000 It's not bizarre.

00:55:21.000 But there's multiple.

00:55:22.000 And that was gone, by the way, in about five minutes.

00:55:26.000 Wow.

00:55:27.000 That is weird.

00:55:27.000 I think it was a shout-out to me, because I always push girls to dress like the accelerator girls in the ZZ Top video legs, I believe.

00:55:35.000 Mm-hmm.

00:55:43.000 Wear little gloves, fingerless gloves that are lace.

00:55:49.000 Dress like Madonna in the 80s, but with high heels.

00:55:52.000 Anyway, here's a funny one.

00:55:54.000 So a buddy of mine, just for a joke, made a fake meme.

00:56:00.000 He made a fake protest, but it was just a meme.

00:56:03.000 And the satire was pretty clear the first time I saw it.

00:56:06.000 Make sure you show the right one.

00:56:09.000 Not people retweeting it, but the original.

00:56:13.000 So he goes, hey, ladies, if you're so into feminism and equality, why don't you go for a jog at Morningside Park? 0.86

00:56:22.000 Morningside Park is the most dangerous place to be in Manhattan.

00:56:26.000 It is north of Central Park in Harlem, I guess.

00:56:29.000 And Tessa Majors was murdered there for trying to buy pot. 1.00

00:56:33.000 They said, give us your money.

00:56:35.000 She said, fuck no, because she's a badass feminist who doesn't take any shit. 1.00

00:56:39.000 And so they stabbed her to death and got away with it, by the way.

00:56:42.000 I don't know what the guy who did the actual stabbing is, but the man who handed him the knife, no probs.

00:56:47.000 Probation.

00:56:48.000 You're good.

00:56:50.000 Proud boys get four years.

00:56:52.000 So people started retweeting it.

00:56:56.000 Women, and they look how he spelled women. 1.00

00:56:58.000 Womenixons. 0.99

00:57:00.000 2.30 a.m. in Morningside Park.

00:57:04.000 For our jogger friends who would love to show your support, check out this BLM run happening tonight.

00:57:09.000 That's like even funny.

00:57:10.000 Our jogger friends after the wow.

00:57:14.000 Yeah.

00:57:15.000 How retarded can you get? 1.00

00:57:17.000 Share.

00:57:17.000 Please share.

00:57:18.000 You know, none of these people saying share would not even think about it.

00:57:22.000 That's their activism.

00:57:22.000 Just like, I'm helping.

00:57:25.000 But this is the same as the free bleeding scam.

00:57:29.000 Remember that?

00:57:30.000 4chan trolls said, ladies, empower yourselves. 0.99

00:57:33.000 Don't use it tampon.

00:57:35.000 Oh, there it is in Bushwick Daily.

00:57:36.000 They list it as a great thing to do.

00:57:38.000 In Manhattan, you know, there's Occupy All-Day City Hall, Washington Square Park, Frederick Douglass Circle, Triton Park, let's go down here to, oh, 2.30 a.m.

00:57:46.000 Saturday morning, Morningside Park, the Wimkickens Nights Jog.

00:57:51.000 And also on Brooklyn Vegan.

00:57:53.000 Oh, really?

00:57:54.000 Oh, yeah.

00:57:55.000 There's the flyer.

00:57:56.000 God.

00:57:58.000 Amazing.

00:57:59.000 Wow.

00:58:00.000 That is hilarious.

00:58:01.000 It's crazy.

00:58:02.000 Ladies, don't go to Morningside Park ever under any circumstances. 0.59

00:58:08.000 People don't go to Morningside Park.

00:58:10.000 It is fucking Dinkins town. 0.91

00:58:12.000 But we're getting back.

00:58:13.000 We're back to the 80s.

00:58:14.000 We're back to Dinkins. 0.82

00:58:15.000 New York will never be the same.

00:58:21.000 But yes, to finish the free bleeding thing, they said, ladies, empower yourselves. 1.00

00:58:24.000 Don't wear tampons.

00:58:26.000 There's nothing wrong with what you're doing.

00:58:27.000 And they showed Photoshop pictures of women in white jeans with period stains.

00:58:31.000 Then women started doing it. 1.00

00:58:33.000 And they started, the hashtag went crazy.

00:58:37.000 They started doing marathons.

00:58:39.000 there was this Indian woman who's doing a marathon free bleeding. 1.00

00:58:42.000 Why have you not been looking up free bleeding this entire motherfucking time?

00:58:45.000 I was looking in the notes for it.

00:58:49.000 And then I realized I closed my notes.

00:58:53.000 Isn't that amazing?

00:58:56.000 Just look up free bleeding.

00:58:56.000 Free bleeding.

00:58:58.000 You might want to look away if you're eating lunch or dinner right now.

00:59:03.000 Periods.

00:59:04.000 No, it's one word, asshole.

00:59:06.000 Periods are a waste.

00:59:08.000 Like poo-poo and pee-pee. 0.97

00:59:11.000 You shouldn't be ashamed that you go poo-poo and pee-pee. 1.00

00:59:15.000 That's fine.

00:59:16.000 But we don't want to see it, believe it or not.

00:59:20.000 And look, it took off.

00:59:22.000 That was one of the first to take it seriously.

00:59:26.000 Unbelievable.

00:59:28.000 And this, by the way, is how you handle these kinds of things.

00:59:31.000 You need humor.

00:59:33.000 We need to make jokes about all this, or we're going to go nuts.

00:59:36.000 Speaking of not making a joke and being dead serious, so the auction, we have the new auction up for my drawings.

00:59:42.000 Last time we raised, the last burst raised $3,877.

00:59:48.000 I'm a successful artist.

00:59:49.000 People buy my stuff.

00:59:51.000 This one we're up to almost $3,000.

00:59:53.000 That above me is the total, total, total.

00:59:56.000 Usually they're around $350.

00:59:58.000 How much is that Prowboys one going for?

01:00:01.000 $325.

01:00:02.000 Come on, guys.

01:00:05.000 I might just buy it for more than that.

01:00:08.000 What's that one going for?

01:00:11.000 $1,600?

01:00:14.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:00:16.000 That's weird.

01:00:17.000 Okay, so the moral of the story is make more brand heavy kind of ones.

01:00:22.000 Anyway, just to show you that the money goes where it's going to go, here's a screenshot of before I put the money in.

01:00:30.000 No, that's after.

01:00:31.000 9.15 is the first.

01:00:32.000 Yeah.

01:00:33.000 So it was at 39,495, and now it's up to 43,372.

01:00:40.000 It's going to be up to 46 soon with this new dose.

01:00:43.000 Reasonable.

01:00:44.000 Reasonable.

01:00:46.000 That's nice.

01:00:48.000 I think John's lawyer fees are been around $40,000.

01:00:51.000 I think Max spent around $30.

01:00:56.000 And Trigger Tom.

01:00:58.000 He's already done his time, really.

01:01:00.000 He doesn't need any.

01:01:02.000 Okay, I saw this and thought it was a joke.

01:01:07.000 I saw a picture of it first and it said, this is America.

01:01:11.000 And I was thinking of Childish Gambino.

01:01:13.000 And I go, that's funny.

01:01:14.000 What is that from?

01:01:15.000 What movie is that from?

01:01:16.000 No, it's fucking real, folks.

01:01:19.000 This is St. Louis over the weekend.

01:01:22.000 Turn it up.

01:01:26.000 This is South Africa.

01:01:28.000 Are they going to make fun of us for saying this is like South Africa?

01:01:34.000 But they're filming them.

01:01:35.000 Yeah, I'm sure they're really ashamed.

01:01:37.000 Dude, if that was my house, I would be like, make sure you get this on camera, that when you come to my house, you get your head blown off.

01:01:44.000 And you know what I was thinking when I was watching this?

01:01:47.000 Would love to see how he got his money.

01:01:48.000 They just think he got his money from a magic fountain.

01:01:52.000 Meanwhile, they have had maybe two shitty jobs that they were always late for.

01:01:56.000 And you know that he busted his ass with some like real estate thing with time shares and then taking that money to invest in flipping properties and then getting that money to do a hedge fund and like 12-hour days.

01:02:10.000 You know, people think maybe rich British people, maybe rich Europeans have a lot of old money, but America are all nouveau riche.

01:02:17.000 That guy busted his ass.

01:02:19.000 And that's why he has the balls to pull in a gun because he's been at the bottom.

01:02:24.000 And here they are.

01:02:25.000 Fuck you, rich person, you have money.

01:02:27.000 That's really what this whole, all this writing is about.

01:02:30.000 And that's why it's going to be so great for Trump.

01:02:32.000 Because we've seen their side.

01:02:34.000 If they were on the streets saying, better infrastructure, the bridges are collapsing and health care.

01:02:39.000 We need better health care.

01:02:41.000 Old people are dying. 1.00

01:02:42.000 It's not fair.

01:02:43.000 As far as the guns thing goes, it's not our hill to die on.

01:02:48.000 America seems very pro-gun.

01:02:49.000 We're forgetting about all our anti-gun stuff.

01:02:53.000 America would probably be going, and if they weren't smashing anything, of course, I think America would go, I think Joe Biden would probably be winning.

01:03:01.000 But they're doing the opposite.

01:03:03.000 They're saying, this is what would happen.

01:03:05.000 What, was that him?

01:03:06.000 A decades-long renovation returns a Midwestern Palazzo to its original glory.

01:03:11.000 When attorneys Mark and Patsy McCloskey bought their home in February 1988, it was the color of cigarette ashes, still dirty from the days when St. Louis lay under a blanket of coal smoke.

01:03:19.000 So they put a lot of work into this.

01:03:21.000 Why are you reading it like that, like a cool guy, like Mark Norman?

01:03:24.000 It's a little more interesting than that.

01:03:25.000 Whoa, look at that thing. 0.92

01:03:27.000 By the way, you want to be an attorney?

01:03:29.000 Go to law school.

01:03:30.000 Get back to me.

01:03:30.000 Pass the bar.

01:03:33.000 Fuck them, those rich bastards. 0.99

01:03:36.000 All they did was go to court a bunch of times and argue in defense of their client.

01:03:41.000 I could do that.

01:03:43.000 I deserve that.

01:03:44.000 When he was born, the doctor just said, it's white.

01:03:47.000 And then they just stuffed money in his pocket.

01:03:50.000 They get it from the National White Fund.

01:03:52.000 And I love how all these Antifa 2 are so workers' union.

01:03:55.000 The workers unite.

01:03:57.000 International Workers Unite.

01:03:58.000 And it's always on the patch, the logo, it's always some guy in like a peaky blinders hat with like a huge hammer and overalls.

01:04:06.000 Ah, king.

01:04:07.000 I'd love to.

01:04:08.000 Max, the proud boy in prison, that was his job working on the railroads at Grand Central.

01:04:12.000 King!

01:04:14.000 Metro North, big, big, you know, railroad spiked.

01:04:14.000 King!

01:04:18.000 Kang! 0.96

01:04:19.000 I'd love to see any of those Antifa do that for one day.

01:04:22.000 For one day.

01:04:24.000 I bet they couldn't even do community service, like pick up garbage from the highway.

01:04:27.000 I bet they'd be cheating half the time.

01:04:30.000 All right.

01:04:31.000 Also in the imbecile anarchist box, we have Jack Pasobic.

01:04:38.000 So this one is a beaut.

01:04:39.000 Like, why do humor anymore?

01:04:42.000 Humor's done.

01:04:44.000 So these guys, that's asshole-eyed, by the way. 0.84

01:04:47.000 Jason Charter, he's the guy who got me kicked out of CPAC.

01:04:50.000 And just to recap the story, I was doing fake cocaine, right?

01:04:55.000 I remember my talk with Alex Jones, and I pretended that I hit my head when I came on and I was disoriented and I was nervous.

01:05:02.000 And then I did a line and chugged a beer and I was back and ready to rock.

01:05:07.000 He took it seriously and he comes up to me at CPAC and goes, Hey, Gavin, why don't you go do some more cocaine?

01:05:12.000 Like he had caught me or something?

01:05:14.000 And I was like, who is this fly?

01:05:15.000 We call them flies now, these people who get in our face. 1.00

01:05:21.000 And he said, I couldn't tell if he was on my side or not, too.

01:05:24.000 I just thought, oh, you're just a nerd who hates cocaine.

01:05:26.000 He's a really weird-looking dude.

01:05:28.000 He's got these sunken anus eyes and a stick, and he walks like a gimp, which he uses in his favor, right? 1.00

01:05:36.000 So he goes, takes a picture with me.

01:05:38.000 There he is.

01:05:39.000 And he goes, he just whispers.

01:05:42.000 He goes, you're a piece of shit, you know.

01:05:44.000 So I came up to him and later on, look at his face.

01:05:49.000 He looks like he's from the Adams family.

01:05:51.000 I came up to him and I just sort of put my chest towards him, you know, where you sort of make someone walk backwards.

01:05:56.000 And I was like, you want to do something?

01:05:57.000 Let's do something.

01:05:58.000 You want to go outside?

01:05:59.000 How do you want to do this?

01:06:00.000 You don't have to do passive-aggressive little comments.

01:06:02.000 I'm happy to meet you right now.

01:06:03.000 Let's do anything you want.

01:06:05.000 And he goes, don't touch me, Gavin.

01:06:08.000 And then he ran and got security and got us kicked out.

01:06:10.000 It's 100%.

01:06:12.000 You could hear his voice.

01:06:13.000 Oh, my God.

01:06:14.000 Oh, there's Jacob.

01:06:15.000 Oh, I know you.

01:06:16.000 How do you know?

01:06:17.000 You know this guy.

01:06:17.000 What's up, man?

01:06:18.000 How's the line of coat you did yesterday?

01:06:20.000 How did you find out the line of coat you did yesterday?

01:06:24.000 It's like someone's paid him to get punched in the face.

01:06:28.000 That's definitely him.

01:06:29.000 You called it.

01:06:30.000 So anyway, these imbeciles want to take down a statue of an abolitionist that was paid for by freed slaves.

01:06:30.000 Yeah.

01:06:40.000 So this black tour guide who does DC black tours is saying, guys, please don't take this down.

01:06:50.000 It's an anti-racist statue.

01:06:51.000 In fact, part of my pay that I put a roof over my head and feed myself is taking people to this statue and explaining what it is.

01:06:59.000 And you look, they want to tear it down.

01:07:00.000 They're wrestling with him.

01:07:02.000 I can't breathe.

01:07:05.000 Okay, y'all.

01:07:10.000 Everybody out here, I want you to understand something very important.

01:07:16.000 Something very important.

01:07:17.000 This is what I'm trying to say.

01:07:20.000 This is what I'm trying to say.

01:07:26.000 But you won't get no upon this thing.

01:07:29.000 Why can't you win this without a bunch of mouths, no ears, no brains?

01:07:37.000 Why are you letting this man talk?

01:07:39.000 Psobic, who was filming the man's speech, was blocked by members of Antifa from filming the event, all of which caught live on Periscope.

01:07:44.000 The situation escalated when a blackhead Antifa insurgent, that's asshole eyes, wearing a pair of red ski goggles, by Skommet, whom I refer to as goggles, identified Psobek and accused him of founding the alt-light. 0.60

01:07:55.000 What's the matter with that?

01:07:56.000 Get out.

01:08:00.000 Look, they just poured water all over him.

01:08:01.000 Get up out.

01:08:02.000 Go in the jail, over there.

01:08:03.000 You're a safe, easy guy.

01:08:05.000 You're so confused in your life.

01:08:07.000 You're looking at the white room.

01:08:07.000 You're so confused in your life.

01:08:08.000 You're so confused in your life.

01:08:09.000 You're looking at the white room.

01:08:10.000 Wasn't he a Marine?

01:08:11.000 He's in the military.

01:08:15.000 Oh, that must be his bodyguards?

01:08:16.000 Fuck out of here, Jack!

01:08:18.000 You fucking you know Nazi piece of shit!

01:08:20.000 That's her guy.

01:08:22.000 Come on, Zyle! 1.00

01:08:23.000 Come on, Z Kyle!

01:08:25.000 Zyle, who's Winter Tensor!

01:08:27.000 I'm the Clark Brothers!

01:08:28.000 You fucking Nazi trash! 0.99

01:08:31.000 Get the fuck out of here!

01:08:31.000 It's true!

01:08:34.000 End up being a little nausea drinking lunch.

01:08:36.000 So that was funny.

01:08:37.000 I talked to Jack and I go, you know that's Jason Charter, right?

01:08:39.000 And he goes, yeah, the cops are familiar.

01:08:42.000 Here's another.

01:08:44.000 Here's another gem from the idiot box.

01:08:47.000 So they go into wait, wait, let's hear that.

01:08:48.000 Let's hear that.

01:08:49.000 Sorry, I shouldn't have said no.

01:08:52.000 You're going to fucking behind me.

01:08:54.000 Don't you leave.

01:08:55.000 I'm not in the park anymore.

01:08:56.000 What do you want me to do?

01:08:57.000 Get out of here.

01:08:57.000 This is the game.

01:09:01.000 Go home.

01:09:02.000 Go.

01:09:03.000 Do you like your city?

01:09:03.000 Go home.

01:09:08.000 You just don't want to fly again, do you?

01:09:11.000 You're going to fucking get it.

01:09:11.000 Idiot the fuck out of you out of your car because you're afraid your car is going to get picture taken and then people are going to know your license.

01:09:18.000 You don't know who he is.

01:09:19.000 I'm Vincey in that.

01:09:20.000 You're doing it right now.

01:09:21.000 You're in.

01:09:22.000 I think we're all black people are not going to be able to do it.

01:09:26.000 Jack could kick all of your asses with a cigarette in his mouth while texting his wife that he's going to be late.

01:09:32.000 You know, oh shit.

01:09:33.000 Oh, they got him.

01:09:34.000 So what's now he's complaining?

01:09:34.000 That's okay.

01:09:36.000 Look, someone gave me a sunburn.

01:09:39.000 What is that?

01:09:40.000 Is it the sun?

01:09:41.000 Apparently, Jack Posobic filed a police report against me, said that it did not happen.

01:09:47.000 I'm literally standing next to cops right now.

01:09:49.000 I find it deplorable that the DC police department gave Jack Prisobic a free ride to his car.

01:09:56.000 NPD loves neo-Nazis.

01:10:00.000 That chick was, you notice in the last two clips that we showed, and there's one I could think of too, which were like some short Latina woman swats away the guy's bullhorn, the black guy's bullhorn. 1.00

01:10:12.000 She's the one who actually tries to attack Jack the most. 0.90

01:10:15.000 She's gonna poured water on him. 1.00

01:10:16.000 Yeah, it's always chicks. 1.00

01:10:17.000 And it's like, okay, do you want to, are we having a fist fight now?

01:10:21.000 It's a similar type of chick. 1.00

01:10:22.000 It's like a small Latina angry butch kind of chick. 1.00

01:10:24.000 But it's always provocation, right?

01:10:26.000 It's sort of like you just keep pushing and pushing and pushing, trying to get slapped, trying to get something.

01:10:31.000 And then they get it and they go, like, like if you were to punch that girl who was grabbing that sign, she would scream, have a heart attack, go police.

01:10:42.000 That asshole eyes is a gimp. 1.00

01:10:44.000 So if you shove, you go, ah, I'm handicapped.

01:10:46.000 Help, help.

01:10:49.000 Yeah, well, that's exactly what happened with that.

01:10:51.000 The female attacks her, the female Antifa attacks her. 0.99

01:10:54.000 Then she goes and cries on somebody else's.

01:10:57.000 Oh, yeah, I see that.

01:10:58.000 She's just bawling her eyes out. 0.98

01:10:58.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.98

01:11:00.000 That's the whole cycle right there.

01:11:01.000 Wait, did I send you this?

01:11:02.000 I don't see it here in my notes.

01:11:07.000 There was a guy, the cops are in trouble.

01:11:10.000 Oh, yeah, it was on a.

01:11:14.000 It was on Public Freakout, Reddit, which has become totally cucked now.

01:11:18.000 And it was Minneapolis cops.

01:11:19.000 No, I don't think it's in my notes, dude.

01:11:21.000 Oh, God.

01:11:21.000 Go to Public Freakout, Reddit.

01:11:23.000 But the Detroit police are in big trouble for running down protesters.

01:11:28.000 And this is exactly what we were just talking about.

01:11:31.000 They mob a car.

01:11:32.000 And by the way, the law says that if you feel that your life is in danger, Ryan, you're showing us your screen.

01:11:38.000 If you feel that your life is in danger, scroll down, just scroll down.

01:11:42.000 You're allowed.

01:11:44.000 Stop, stop.

01:11:44.000 Wait, is that it?

01:11:45.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:11:47.000 If you feel that your life is in danger, if you stay there, then you're allowed to go forward.

01:11:51.000 If people are attacking your car with hammers and they're going to get through and kill you, you can run over whoever you want.

01:11:58.000 And don't make that into a Z-Kil. 0.99

01:12:00.000 You can run over babies. 0.98

01:12:02.000 Your life's in danger.

01:12:04.000 You're allowed to protect your life.

01:12:06.000 So we've seen what these people do to police cars.

01:12:08.000 And the cops are doing this thing, which I think is the safest thing to do when you feel like your life is in danger.

01:12:14.000 Just jing.

01:12:15.000 Jing.

01:12:17.000 That'll hit them out of the way, give them time to move, show that you're not fucking around.

01:12:21.000 A pulse.

01:12:22.000 But the takeaway here is that cops are just mulling down random innocent people who are just minding their own business trying to kill you.

01:12:29.000 Play it big.

01:12:38.000 Listen to them scream.

01:12:43.000 You're the funny rock.

01:12:44.000 The rack, did you see that guy with the white t-shirt?

01:12:46.000 Do the three Stooges walk?

01:12:49.000 Look at him.

01:12:49.000 And then...

01:12:59.000 Shut up, but then they always do this too. 1.00

01:13:01.000 Then they chase it.

01:13:03.000 Like, what are you going to do?

01:13:04.000 Beat it up?

01:13:05.000 And they scream, like, what are you doing?

01:13:08.000 They attacked this car.

01:13:10.000 It attacked me.

01:13:11.000 Listen to the woman. 1.00

01:13:12.000 Two seconds ago, she's like, fuck you. 0.96

01:13:17.000 I don't know, Justin.

01:13:19.000 I need to stop the middle.

01:13:22.000 Shut up. 0.95

01:13:25.000 The fact that, like, I see that and I go, oh, it's too bad the cops were such pussies and took it so easy on them. 0.91

01:13:31.000 And everyone else watches it and goes, what the fuck is happening?

01:13:35.000 The police are just hitting those poor innocent kids who just jumped on their car.

01:13:39.000 I want to see what any of those critics do if someone jumps on their car.

01:13:39.000 He's not in trouble.

01:13:44.000 All right, last one I'm going to show you.

01:13:45.000 Is he in trouble?

01:13:47.000 Who?

01:13:48.000 I would not be remotely surprised if he was fired.

01:13:48.000 Oh, the cop.

01:13:52.000 Target.

01:13:53.000 So they go into Target in DC, which is in kind of a shitty neighborhood.

01:13:59.000 And look, I get my news from censored.tv now, which you can go to.

01:14:03.000 Not on the app, but on the website, we have constantly hot stories like this.

01:14:08.000 It's not my notes.

01:14:09.000 That's going to be a separate thing.

01:14:12.000 Where, you know, clown world updates.

01:14:15.000 So I think if you click on Target, DC Target, this fat, ugly tranny in a mesh shirt. 1.00

01:14:22.000 Mesh shirts, by the way, are a great way to show your abs if you're in great shape.

01:14:27.000 If you're not, it's a great way to show your disgusting, weird walrus tits, which is what this fucking loser does. 1.00

01:14:34.000 But like, these people are so far below us.

01:14:37.000 It's, it's infuriating that we have to discuss them like we're on the same planet as them.

01:14:42.000 These are fucking flies.

01:14:43.000 Listen, okay, first of all, chants are retarded. 0.95

01:14:46.000 Like, say your demands or whatever, explain why you get them.

01:14:49.000 Show what the threat is.

01:14:50.000 I don't know what the fuck.

01:14:52.000 But to do a chant, and then even within the chant world, this is pathetic.

01:14:59.000 Listen to this chant.

01:15:07.000 All black people, all black people, they repeat. 1.00

01:15:11.000 All black people, he says, all black people, they repeat. 0.62

01:15:13.000 Meanwhile, he's a fucking conquistador.

01:15:16.000 He's a Spaniard.

01:15:20.000 Living around in this neighborhood.

01:15:24.000 Living around in this neighborhood?

01:15:26.000 Is there one black person there?

01:15:28.000 There's a few mulattoes. 0.92

01:15:30.000 Oh, there's one.

01:15:31.000 Oh, no.

01:15:32.000 In this neighborhood, living around in this neighborhood, because you prioritize money over people.

01:15:39.000 He's handing out water, you know, because it's so exhausting to sit down in the hot sun.

01:15:42.000 Anyone need a water?

01:15:43.000 The hot light of the fluorescent bulbs in that blistering 70 degrees.

01:15:48.000 That perfect shopping comfort weather.

01:15:50.000 In that climate that is designed to be as comfortable as possible so you won't leave and you'll keep buying.

01:15:56.000 So his beef is that Target is in a poor area because it puts profits over people.

01:16:02.000 What?

01:16:03.000 I'm here.

01:16:04.000 And by the way, isn't that good for you to have a Target?

01:16:07.000 Because you prioritize money over people!

01:16:10.000 Because you prioritize money over people!

01:16:13.000 So until...

01:16:15.000 Free the people, fight the power...

01:16:17.000 Fuck the police.

01:16:20.000 Please continue to shut your business down.

01:16:23.000 Just pause, did you catch that?

01:16:25.000 Until you stop calling the police on us for shoplifting, we're going to shut your business down.

01:16:30.000 We have to shoplift because we're poor, and you're the one who put this delicious free shit in our neighborhood. 0.73

01:16:36.000 Let's start your business now.

01:16:36.000 Oh, my God.

01:16:38.000 We need to eat the second.

01:16:40.000 Whew.

01:16:42.000 Whew.

01:16:43.000 All right.

01:16:45.000 Let's go to the mailbag.

01:16:51.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:16:56.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:17:01.000 Let me touch it.

01:17:04.000 All right, so we're in overtime.

01:17:07.000 By the way, did I talk about my new invention?

01:17:09.000 My fanny pack?

01:17:11.000 What's the invention part of that?

01:17:13.000 It's my new summer look.

01:17:15.000 Because I've noticed I keep changing my bottoms.

01:17:17.000 I'll have my jorts on, then a bathing suit, then at night I have pants, and I'm constantly migrating my keys.

01:17:23.000 Uh-huh.

01:17:26.000 Damn.

01:17:28.000 I got a cute little invention for my keys.

01:17:30.000 I upgraded my key.

01:17:31.000 I use fanny packs all the time, by the way, too.

01:17:33.000 My friend.

01:17:34.000 Well, yours are different.

01:17:34.000 Yours are like the big, huge ones.

01:17:36.000 I got a big, huge one, and I got a small one.

01:17:38.000 But look at this.

01:17:39.000 This is a key thing that your keys don't jingle.

01:17:42.000 They just fold like a switchblade.

01:17:44.000 And it has a thing where if I lose the keys, that's a little chip, and I could locate it and ring my keys, or I could ring my phone if I click it.

01:17:54.000 So they locate each other.

01:17:55.000 Let me see that, though.

01:17:57.000 It feels like it's a big lead weight inside your pocket.

01:18:00.000 No, it's very comfortable.

01:18:04.000 Yeah, it doesn't jingle around.

01:18:07.000 And it kind of, I barely, sometimes I don't even know it's in there.

01:18:09.000 I'm like, oh, is it in there?

01:18:10.000 And if you walk too far away from your keys, it alerts you.

01:18:13.000 It's like, hey, you left your keys back there.

01:18:15.000 And there's a USB on there, too?

01:18:15.000 Isn't that cool?

01:18:17.000 But you only have three keys.

01:18:19.000 That's not a normal adult male.

01:18:19.000 Yeah.

01:18:21.000 Well, that's all.

01:18:22.000 I've got my triumph.

01:18:24.000 I've got my Range Rover.

01:18:25.000 I've got my Bimmer.

01:18:27.000 Bummer.

01:18:28.000 I've got my Bummer.

01:18:30.000 My front door, back door, studio keys.

01:18:34.000 I only got the three keys.

01:18:36.000 The list goes on.

01:18:37.000 I think I'm going to get a car.

01:18:39.000 I saved up enough money, I think.

01:18:40.000 You don't have any money, dude.

01:18:42.000 You're $12,000 in debt.

01:18:44.000 But I saved up a lot of cash.

01:18:46.000 Didn't pay off your debts.

01:18:48.000 Okay.

01:18:50.000 All right.

01:18:50.000 So this one I'm skipping way ahead, Ryan.

01:18:53.000 It's called No Way.

01:18:55.000 No Way is who it's from, and the subject is G-O-M-L Reading Terror Attack.

01:19:00.000 Okay, from No Way.

01:19:01.000 Hi, Gavin.

01:19:02.000 Regarding the murder of three people in England in Reading by Kerry Sadala.

01:19:07.000 Now, we haven't really been covering this, but Britain has been up to its old tricks again, and there's been a lot of stabbings.

01:19:15.000 So this guy in Reading stabbed, he was a Libyan refugee. 0.99

01:19:19.000 Why the fuck are we taking refugees from Libya, a country that has tried to kill us many times, and not white farmers in South Africa? 1.00

01:19:29.000 It was basically the same culture.

01:19:31.000 Senior Lenin Kopp probably would have joined BLM protests if he wasn't an officer.

01:19:35.000 Wait, is that what I sent you?

01:19:36.000 No, that's in the.

01:19:39.000 Okay, Kari's Facebook page is still up.

01:19:41.000 On it, his cover picture is a hand-drawn note signed Kahari Thug.

01:19:47.000 Beneath this picture is a comment in Arabic.

01:19:49.000 I took a screenshot of it along with the Facebook translation.

01:19:52.000 The Facebook translation is a weird soup message of love and tolerance.

01:19:56.000 I copy and pasted the same message into Google Translate and got a very different translation.

01:20:03.000 See what you make of it.

01:20:04.000 Also, a BLM protest was held in that same park two hours earlier, yet this is being scrubbed.

01:20:09.000 No connection has been made between this protest and the murders.

01:20:12.000 Neil Bassu, the Assistant Commissioner of the London Metropolitan Police, in charge of the investigation, has previously publicly stated he's a supporter of BLM.

01:20:18.000 By the way, I saw a soccer match on when I was at the pub, and they're putting in the crowd sounds.

01:20:27.000 Yeah, I heard that, yeah.

01:20:28.000 And they all take a knee.

01:20:30.000 Every single coach, every single player takes a knee, and they all have a patch on their uniform that says Black Lives Matter.

01:20:39.000 All of them.

01:20:40.000 It's a regime.

01:20:41.000 So you're really that worried about American police brutality?

01:20:45.000 Police brutality in Britain?

01:20:47.000 I wish.

01:20:48.000 It's nothing but cops getting stabbed by Muslims. 1.00

01:20:48.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:20:51.000 There's, yeah, brutality and police are a thing over there, but it's just the other way around over there.

01:20:58.000 Also, a BLM protest was held.

01:21:00.000 Can't imagine why no link has been made between the murders and the protest.

01:21:03.000 Yeah, good point.

01:21:04.000 So here's this thing.

01:21:06.000 There's the comment, right?

01:21:10.000 And then, so I guess the original was, be better, head.

01:21:14.000 I swear to God that you are dear and precious and take care of his heart from their franks, the franks of harem, and stay like the first English, each one and everyone and everyone.

01:21:23.000 And another is giving him his soul.

01:21:24.000 Myself and God, have mercy on him.

01:21:26.000 Except he died.

01:21:27.000 I get it, or else I'm senile.

01:21:29.000 Okay?

01:21:29.000 So then he puts it in and he gets, well, rasped by God, you are dear and good.

01:21:35.000 You stole it from their forbidden ones, the forbidden ones.

01:21:35.000 You took it.

01:21:38.000 And let you be like the first English people, each one and his sharks and each one of his others. 1.00

01:21:43.000 And he restores him with his soul.

01:21:45.000 Myself and his family are unforgiving unless he dies.

01:21:50.000 There's so much sanitizing of the Muslim problem in London.

01:21:53.000 It really is revolting.

01:21:55.000 It's ethnomasochism.

01:21:57.000 To the point of death.

01:21:58.000 I mean, they've got fucking acid attacks out the wazoo and they're talking about police brutality.

01:22:03.000 The police don't do shit in Britain.

01:22:06.000 Unless you're Tommy Robinson, then they do a lot.

01:22:11.000 So yeah, just go to Mailbag there.

01:22:15.000 Britain's getting confusing here.

01:22:16.000 You're going to see a lot of the same sounding names, but it's different crimes.

01:22:20.000 So there is the sun.uk there.

01:22:22.000 What are you doing?

01:22:23.000 No, no.

01:22:23.000 Go to our notes.

01:22:24.000 Okay.

01:22:27.000 There we go.

01:22:28.000 Top one in Mailbag.

01:22:33.000 So Redding terrorist suspect, let out of prison early, claimed to be ISIS fighter and Libyan child soldier on M5 Mirror.

01:22:41.000 So that's the guy we were just reading about.

01:22:42.000 That's the guy who had that cryptic Muslim prose. 0.96

01:22:45.000 They just showed the three people that he killed.

01:22:48.000 And, oh, is this footage of them being killed?

01:22:50.000 A man detained by officers following a frenzied...

01:22:58.000 Following a frenzied stabbing attack.

01:23:00.000 That's him being arrested.

01:23:03.000 Go down?

01:23:05.000 Yeah, that's our little friend.

01:23:08.000 So, around the same time, of course, we have Glasgow.

01:23:11.000 Not to be confused with the Glasgow stabbing, which was a big African-looking Muslim refugee.

01:23:18.000 That's the next link down.

01:23:22.000 Come on, buddy.

01:23:23.000 You can do this.

01:23:26.000 And now you know what the take is for that?

01:23:29.000 He's Muslim, right? 0.52

01:23:30.000 Go down.

01:23:33.000 What's his name?

01:23:34.000 I don't run it out of line.

01:23:39.000 Adaba.

01:23:40.000 That's looking pretty darn Muslim. 1.00

01:23:42.000 From Sudan.

01:23:44.000 Three asylum seekers.

01:23:47.000 Two members of hotel staff and a police officer were stabbed.

01:23:50.000 Oh, I hate police brutality.

01:23:51.000 All six victims aged between 17 and 52 remain in hospital.

01:23:54.000 So the takeaway from this is, this is the British spin on this one.

01:24:00.000 He was in a hotel room.

01:24:01.000 They put the asylum seekers in a hotel room. 1.00

01:24:03.000 He was in a hotel room and he was all cooped up in there and there wasn't sunlight and he hated it in there.

01:24:10.000 Go to, it's our fault his hotel sucked.

01:24:17.000 So this guy, so apart from the inconvenience, having a lie, live in a decent hotel at taxpayers' expense, the inconvenience, this is again, Tommy on Parlor.

01:24:25.000 Tommy's blowing up on Parlor, by the way.

01:24:27.000 He loves it there.

01:24:30.000 Lack of sufficient Wi-Fi and internet connectivity.

01:24:33.000 What else could be so wrong with this establishment that caused an asylum seeker to stab people? 1.00

01:24:36.000 Maybe lack of sunlight, vitamin D?

01:24:39.000 So, this guy with the huge frizzy hair, he was friends with the stabber.

01:24:43.000 And he says, No, the conditions were really bad at the hotel.

01:24:46.000 By the way, you're an asylum seeker.

01:24:49.000 You're getting away from your war-torn hellhole, and you complain about the hotel.

01:24:53.000 You know what his complaints were, Frizz Head? 0.99

01:24:55.000 He said, Yeah, we're told that, you know, breakfast, you only got two hours between 7 and 9 a.m. to get breakfast.

01:25:04.000 And then with dinner, it's equally draconian.

01:25:07.000 He didn't say draconian.

01:25:08.000 It's 6 to 8 p.m.

01:25:10.000 And if you show up at 5.59 or 8.01, you're out of luck.

01:25:14.000 So you only have those two hours to get your food.

01:25:18.000 What?

01:25:20.000 That's the same as my house, by the way.

01:25:22.000 When my wife calls for dinner, you have about five to ten minutes to no, five minutes to get there max.

01:25:28.000 Or you're in trouble.

01:25:31.000 You're rushing to get there from your job, I'm assuming.

01:25:35.000 Did you click on that last one?

01:25:36.000 The food suck?

01:25:38.000 The food suck?

01:25:40.000 Immigrates.

01:25:42.000 Can you believe the losers we've been dealing with on this show?

01:25:44.000 I showed you a little slip of garbage and all the awesomeness behind it and how we could be focused on that as a nation, especially in school, especially in K through 12.

01:25:53.000 And who do we focus on?

01:25:55.000 These fucking losers.

01:26:00.000 Oh, wait a minute.

01:26:03.000 Yeah, let's hear him talk.

01:26:08.000 He was saying, like, the people against him, the people hate him.

01:26:12.000 Like, the next room, they was making some noise.

01:26:15.000 He was saying the noise was just to disturb him.

01:26:17.000 The room on the top of him, the same.

01:26:19.000 Like, it's normal.

01:26:20.000 One day he said, I want to attack them.

01:26:23.000 I want to attack that room next to me, that room on the top of me.

01:26:27.000 And he said, I want to attack the hotel workers.

01:26:30.000 I said him, not need.

01:26:32.000 It's no logic to do that.

01:26:34.000 Everyone, it's fine.

01:26:35.000 Just try to ignore everything.

01:26:38.000 We said everyone, no one was happy inside.

01:26:45.000 All right, we have two final videos.

01:26:47.000 I got to comment on that.

01:26:49.000 Just floating a theory here.

01:26:51.000 You know, there's no way that all of these refugees are, you know, evil stabber folks, but the fact that they don't address that problem accurately leaves you to think that when you see somebody in the streets that looks like the people that have been stabbing everybody, because they're not addressing that problem, you're just kind of forced to be like, you know, I don't trust you. 1.00

01:27:13.000 Well, maybe they're doing it with blacks in America, too.

01:27:15.000 You know, they're not catching the bad guys.

01:27:15.000 That's right.

01:27:17.000 George Floyd wasn't a good guy.

01:27:19.000 So you just think you're surrounded by the- I don't know who's a good guy or a bad guy.

01:27:21.000 Now I want to get away from all of you.

01:27:23.000 That's why it's a silent apartheid. 0.92

01:27:25.000 Perfect chaos.

01:27:26.000 Country's split now.

01:27:27.000 They don't want to come back.

01:27:29.000 All right.

01:27:30.000 Let's end this with some anti-maskers. 0.92

01:27:32.000 It's kind of a cool new thing that is probably going to annoy you, but I'm all for it.

01:27:36.000 These are people fucking up everything because they won't wear a mask.

01:27:41.000 So go to the first one there.

01:27:42.000 This is back in our notes under anti-maskers.

01:27:49.000 Oh, gotcha.

01:27:52.000 Roberto Duran, no mask.

01:27:53.000 I'm going to go full screen on his mug.

01:27:55.000 Yeah, so she was told that she couldn't get her groceries because she wasn't wearing a mask.

01:28:00.000 And this is going to look to you like some stupid bitch. 1.00

01:28:04.000 And that was my instinct, too, when I first saw it.

01:28:05.000 And then I thought, the pandemic's been disproven.

01:28:12.000 This is just ridiculous at this point.

01:28:15.000 At this time of the year, after all of this, play it.

01:28:19.000 I'm a dumbass man, fucking asshole.

01:28:22.000 I'm a dumbass man, fucking asshole.

01:28:24.000 I'm a dumbass man, fucking dog.

01:28:26.000 Like, we have the same, I have the same instincts as you.

01:28:28.000 I'm like, you stupid bitch. 1.00

01:28:30.000 Sock, spoiled brat.

01:28:33.000 More people need to be doing this.

01:28:34.000 Because I know my grandchildren asked me about this, and they'll say, so everyone just complied?

01:28:40.000 Yeah, everyone just put on the mask.

01:28:42.000 They thought it's easier than not.

01:28:43.000 So no one fought back.

01:28:44.000 No one said, fuck you.

01:28:46.000 This is called, as the dead milkman put it, a fuck-off attitude.

01:28:50.000 Okay, we got one more, then we'll have to go.

01:28:51.000 way over.

01:28:53.000 So she was told to put...

01:28:58.000 Yeah, they wouldn't.

01:28:59.000 Yeah.

01:28:59.000 Okay.

01:28:59.000 So she didn't have a mask.

01:29:01.000 Yes.

01:29:01.000 They said, put on a mask or we can't serve you.

01:29:03.000 It is enraging when that happens.

01:29:04.000 Now, this one's really going to piss you off.

01:29:06.000 And I felt the same way because this guy refused to wear a mask on the plane.

01:29:10.000 And they ended up shutting the whole flight down.

01:29:13.000 Now, sometimes I carry around a mask and I'm like, I want to get in the store.

01:29:16.000 I got to get it.

01:29:17.000 It's fucking dumb.

01:29:18.000 Sometimes I'll go like this.

01:29:19.000 That's my little mini rebellion.

01:29:21.000 Or sometimes I'll wait until I get caught.

01:29:24.000 But, you know, sometimes you just got to say, fuck it.

01:29:29.000 I'm not wearing a mask.

01:29:30.000 Now, I know 99% of the population goes, this asshole.

01:29:34.000 This wasn't the hill to die on.

01:29:36.000 They had to de-plane the flight.

01:29:37.000 You can play.

01:29:38.000 Press play.

01:29:39.000 Everyone missed their connections.

01:29:42.000 He fucked up their whole day.

01:29:43.000 That's terrible.

01:29:45.000 But I don't know.

01:29:48.000 Maybe some days should get fucked up.

01:29:52.000 They're not happy with him.

01:29:53.000 It's the guy in the red shirt.

01:29:57.000 Wait, is that the black guy?

01:29:59.000 Yeah, where aren't the cops?

01:30:00.000 Who is this guy talking to him?

01:30:01.000 That's the Delta guy.

01:30:02.000 That's the Delta guy.

01:30:03.000 That's the guy he was arguing with on the plane.

01:30:05.000 No, that guy has a mask.

01:30:07.000 He was the one that turned for him.

01:30:09.000 Boy, that's pretty anticlimactic ending.

01:30:11.000 He does, but maybe he wasn't wearing it.

01:30:12.000 So was it a black guy?

01:30:14.000 Oh, fuck.

01:30:15.000 Was that the guy that wasn't wearing a mask?

01:30:17.000 Go back to the beginning.

01:30:18.000 Guy in the red shirt is not wearing a mask.

01:30:22.000 Oh, he won't put it up.

01:30:23.000 No, no, no.

01:30:23.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:30:24.000 He put it on after they said we called the cops.

01:30:27.000 I just imagined this to be a fat white guy.

01:30:28.000 I didn't expect a black guy to be Mr. Anti-Pandemic.

01:30:34.000 But hear me out.

01:30:36.000 I know this is counterintuitive thinking, but good.

01:30:39.000 Good.

01:30:40.000 Don't comply with stupid laws.

01:30:42.000 It's un-American. 0.82

01:30:45.000 Get fired.

01:30:46.000 Get in trouble.

01:30:47.000 Be brave.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 29, 2020

S02E180 - VENERATE THE GARBAGE [2020-06-29 - S02E180 - VENERATE THE GARBAGE]

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