Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E193 - PAINTBALL BRATS [2020-07-30 - S02E193 - PAINTBALL BRATS]

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 Get Off My Lawn It's important to let the vocals go get in your zone. 1.00

00:00:43.000 Don't eat that was New Jersey's The Scary Jokes, twee little chick band, the brainchild of one girl over there.

00:00:55.000 What's her name?

00:00:56.000 Liz Lyman or something like that. 0.80

00:01:00.000 But yeah, that's a fun little jam about icicles.

00:01:04.000 Welcome back.

00:01:05.000 Yesterday's show was a catastrophe.

00:01:07.000 Did you put up the write-up yet?

00:01:09.000 Yes, it's all up there.

00:01:11.000 Okay, what the fuck's on your ear?

00:01:14.000 Do you want to show that to the people at home?

00:01:18.000 Okay.

00:01:20.000 It's an earring.

00:01:21.000 *laughter*

00:01:27.000 I don't get what's so funny about the earring.

00:01:29.000 You are ridiculous.

00:01:31.000 If you have diamond earrings, it looks fucking dumb, and I hate when I see black dudes wearing them. 1.00

00:01:36.000 But you're supposed to have two, aren't you?

00:01:38.000 No, two's gay. 0.96

00:01:40.000 Oh, but one's one cubic zirconium is cool.

00:01:45.000 Pubic Zerbonium.

00:01:52.000 You've always got some little wallet knickknob or some ring made out of a part of a penny that was from the 1800s.

00:02:03.000 He just loves to shop.

00:02:06.000 Yep.

00:02:07.000 What a dork.

00:02:08.000 These are all practical things that help my life.

00:02:11.000 Oh, really?

00:02:12.000 A ring made from an old gold coin is a practical thing that helps your life.

00:02:15.000 Sure.

00:02:16.000 How is a fake diamond earring a practical thing that helps your life?

00:02:20.000 A fancy man should have jewelry.

00:02:23.000 You're not a fancy man.

00:02:24.000 You are $12,000 in debt.

00:02:27.000 You live in the fag zone. 1.00

00:02:29.000 You haven't been laid in, I think, 100 years.

00:02:31.000 Look at this awesome suit.

00:02:33.000 Brooks Brothers, $200.

00:02:35.000 Yeah, no, no.

00:02:35.000 You shop like you're a fancy man.

00:02:38.000 You ignore your debt, but that's not fancy.

00:02:43.000 I guess.

00:02:45.000 God damn.

00:02:48.000 We dropped off the car this morning.

00:02:49.000 It's starting to wobble.

00:02:51.000 The Land Rover.

00:02:52.000 And I was on my way to the gym.

00:02:55.000 So I'm just wearing a t-shirt and sweatshorts and shoes with no socks.

00:03:00.000 And my wife was coming back from the gym or dropping off the ducks.

00:03:05.000 She had on like Lululemons and an undershirt and flip-flops.

00:03:08.000 But we're dropping off an expensive car and she has a Louis Vuitton bag.

00:03:12.000 And we're in a nice neighborhood.

00:03:13.000 And I thought, the people at this garage must think we're drug dealers.

00:03:19.000 No one doesn't wear vineyard vines in my town.

00:03:22.000 And the fact that we walk around in sweatpants and even a t-shirt, you never see t-shirts in Westchester.

00:03:28.000 Everyone has a collared shirt.

00:03:32.000 And then on the weekends, they dress down, but they all dress exactly the same.

00:03:37.000 It's those shorts, those basketball shorts that are so fucking big, you look like you're wearing a kilt.

00:03:42.000 And then ankle socks and athletic running sneakers.

00:03:46.000 And then they do wear a t-shirt under armor or something like that, or a dress shirt, vineyard vines.

00:03:53.000 The customer in the suburbs is shocking.

00:03:57.000 And it means I forget who people are.

00:04:00.000 Or sometimes in a racist way, I will merge two guys and I'll think they're the same guy.

00:04:07.000 And then I'll go, holy shit, that guy's a different guy.

00:04:12.000 Because in the East Village and in Williamsburg, you'd have one friend who was a black midget, another friend who was a basketball player with no eyes, and then a friend who was a biker who had his arms chopped off, and then a friend who's a billionaire who wears a monocle. 0.99

00:04:26.000 Really easy to remember who's who.

00:04:27.000 No one looks remotely the same.

00:04:30.000 But out in the burbs, man.

00:04:35.000 Oh, speaking of the burbs, I had an epiphany.

00:04:37.000 So I drove home late last night without Ryan.

00:04:42.000 Not sure what he gets up to.

00:04:43.000 I got to do work.

00:04:45.000 Got to drop files and all this.

00:04:48.000 Okay.

00:04:49.000 So I sit in the park and I drink a beer.

00:04:54.000 And I notice other people are doing it.

00:04:56.000 I'm not the only one breaking the rules.

00:04:57.000 Parks close at dusk in New York, thanks to the Central Park V, basically.

00:05:01.000 That culture of whiling out. 0.79

00:05:05.000 And then it just, a penny dropped.

00:05:07.000 And I went, the reason those guys took so long to take Jail away as we sat there going, put him in the drunk tank.

00:05:16.000 And I kept saying to Jail, dude, if you keep pushing it, I'm going to drop the hammer.

00:05:20.000 Meaning I'm going to tell the cops about your gun and your hollow point shells.

00:05:25.000 So why the fuck are you fucking around?

00:05:27.000 Just get out of here. 0.96

00:05:29.000 I'm doing you a huge favor by not snitching.

00:05:32.000 So why are you so arrogant about it still?

00:05:34.000 Doing that stupid koala bear thing where you go, what?

00:05:38.000 I don't know what they're so mad about.

00:05:40.000 Yeah.

00:05:41.000 Cops must know too when a guy's going, I don't know why they're so mad.

00:05:44.000 And the mad guys, sorry about the air quotes, the mad guys aren't sitting there going, they must know something's up.

00:05:54.000 It's like because they look over and they see Ryan and I just going, dude, he can't hold his liquor.

00:06:01.000 Just get him out of here.

00:06:02.000 Yeah.

00:06:03.000 We had to beat him up a bunch of times.

00:06:04.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:05.000 Just get, that's not a violent aggressor.

00:06:07.000 That's someone who reluctantly beat someone up three times.

00:06:13.000 Yeah.

00:06:13.000 And then I realized, oh, they were fucking with us.

00:06:17.000 And dropped the hammer is probably an inside joke with them.

00:06:19.000 Because they're driving around the burbs.

00:06:20.000 They're bored out of their minds.

00:06:22.000 They took all these classes on subduing a bad dude.

00:06:25.000 So when something happens, they drag it out.

00:06:28.000 Yeah.

00:06:29.000 I feel like if there was a robber who was in my house and I shot him or something, well, that's probably a bad example.

00:06:36.000 But I chased him out of my house.

00:06:39.000 I feel like they're just grabbing him, get him in the car, get him out of there.

00:06:41.000 Boom.

00:06:42.000 Like when we went to Amy Siskin's house, that whole thing, discussion with the police, was over in like five minutes.

00:06:50.000 Ten minutes.

00:06:51.000 Don't do it again.

00:06:52.000 Get out of here.

00:06:53.000 Boom.

00:06:53.000 But they were bored.

00:06:55.000 And it's kind of exciting.

00:06:57.000 They were bored, and it's exciting.

00:06:58.000 It's a fight, and there's blood everywhere.

00:07:00.000 And you're like, let's drag this out for a long ass time.

00:07:03.000 Everybody's still kind of funny.

00:07:05.000 Like, he's like, you're fake.

00:07:05.000 Yeah.

00:07:07.000 You're fucking fake.

00:07:09.000 You're forgetting about that.

00:07:09.000 You're forgetting.

00:07:10.000 You're a poser.

00:07:11.000 Right.

00:07:12.000 A poser.

00:07:12.000 It's great.

00:07:17.000 Imagine while he was saying that, I just start walking over to his side and I'm like, yeah, F you.

00:07:23.000 And there's no fag zone.

00:07:25.000 And I am cool.

00:07:27.000 And I just start slipping.

00:07:28.000 You look blurry, by the way, speaking of cool.

00:07:30.000 Yeah, don't you look blurry?

00:07:30.000 Really?

00:07:34.000 Well, here, I'll sit in your seat.

00:07:36.000 Okay.

00:07:37.000 You get up.

00:07:39.000 I'll focus you.

00:07:43.000 Hi, I like to buy bullshit for myself, like earrings, fake diamond earrings.

00:07:48.000 And I get excited when someone gives me Donald J. Trump's autograph on a fucking sticker.

00:07:53.000 And I like to buy suits and do nothing with them but sit on my ass.

00:07:58.000 And I'm a little.

00:08:00.000 That'll do.

00:08:01.000 I have 140 broken teeth that look like a bunch of chiclets got raped in a gangbang. 1.00

00:08:08.000 I'm no race.

00:08:09.000 I'm every race and no race at the same time.

00:08:12.000 I think that's enough.

00:08:13.000 Okay.

00:08:14.000 That'll do.

00:08:18.000 The old swaparoo.

00:08:19.000 Yeah, that's much better.

00:08:20.000 Oh, wow.

00:08:20.000 I'm crystal clear.

00:08:22.000 Don't say crystal queer.

00:08:25.000 Twitter says Trump inspires harm, but Ayatollah's Jew hate is commentary on political issues. 0.69

00:08:29.000 Oh wait, before I finish the previous point, David Cross, I like to name drop people that hate me, many years ago, like 20, he was at a party and he was sort of doing, he's not a very good dancer.

00:08:43.000 He has a slight mod background via the Who, but he's doing like a mosh thing at a party. 0.98

00:08:49.000 And these two people, he's sort of done, who tired gets off the dance floor.

00:08:52.000 And these two, this couple go, oh, wow, you're really dancing up a storm out there.

00:08:57.000 And David was shit faced.

00:08:58.000 He's like, yeah, I love this song.

00:09:00.000 I'm going to love it.

00:09:01.000 They go, what is that move that you're doing there?

00:09:04.000 Oh, it's just like a skanky thing.

00:09:06.000 It's sort of like you're jogging.

00:09:08.000 Uh-huh.

00:09:09.000 And you sort of, you stay in place.

00:09:11.000 Yeah, yeah, stay in place.

00:09:12.000 Move around.

00:09:13.000 You know, literally run.

00:09:15.000 And so they're interrogating him about his cool dance moves.

00:09:18.000 And he said, I woke up the next morning and I was just lying there.

00:09:22.000 I just went, oh, they were making fun of me.

00:09:30.000 Well, there's a Merck shirt I got him to buy.

00:09:35.000 But yeah, it was one of those epiphanies.

00:09:38.000 I was just sitting in the park sipping a beer and I went, oh, they were fucking with us.

00:09:44.000 Now that took a week for me to catch on.

00:09:48.000 Just like when I told Wendy Mullen the story about, I like your new sunglasses, which to update everyone, because we say it a lot, junkie friends have a stupid brunch that they don't have anything for except a Hello Kitty waffle maker and a Hello Kitty coffee machine that's this big and makes half a cup.

00:10:04.000 And they didn't think we knew they were high on smack, which is a really annoying thing about fucking junkies.

00:10:10.000 They show up at the bar with two large coffees.

00:10:13.000 And you go, you're not getting a beer?

00:10:15.000 What?

00:10:16.000 I will.

00:10:17.000 I'm just really tired.

00:10:19.000 And you order two larges.

00:10:21.000 Yeah, and that's so tired.

00:10:23.000 Normally people drink coffee in the day and they'll have one and if they still want another one, they'll go buy another one.

00:10:29.000 No one buys two coffees, asshole.

00:10:32.000 So anyway, same fucking guy.

00:10:34.000 And he's working on the thing and he goes, you're going to go get butter?

00:10:39.000 And everyone is standing looking at them.

00:10:41.000 It's 11 in the morning.

00:10:42.000 And we're all like, what the fuck is this bullshit?

00:10:45.000 Brunch party.

00:10:46.000 And then she leaves.

00:10:48.000 And he's still working the Hello Kitty coffee machine.

00:10:53.000 And then she comes back and she goes, forgot my sunglasses.

00:10:56.000 And you know, drunks do this too.

00:10:58.000 They try to enunciate really well.

00:10:59.000 Hi, I'm doing really well.

00:11:02.000 I'd love it if we could get another newspaper like this one.

00:11:08.000 And she goes, I forgot my sunglasses.

00:11:11.000 And she puts them on.

00:11:12.000 I don't think she said, I forgot my sunglasses.

00:11:15.000 I think she just came back, put them on, was silent, and then was wandering out.

00:11:18.000 And then he's fixing the coffee machine.

00:11:20.000 And he looks up, he sees her sunglasses and goes, I like your new sunglasses.

00:11:28.000 And it was like he had just shown us some kitty porn he'd been working on.

00:11:33.000 Like everyone in the room just went, oh.

00:11:36.000 Anyway, when I told Wendy Mullen that story, she said she was lying in bed the next night.

00:11:41.000 So the next morning, I told her this story at maybe 8 p.m. on Thursday.

00:11:44.000 Friday morning, she just woke up and went, I like your new sunglasses.

00:11:50.000 It stuck with her.

00:11:53.000 All right.

00:11:54.000 So that's enough epiphany talk.

00:11:56.000 Twitter says Trump inspires harm, but Ayatollah's Jew hate, no, yeah, Twitter says Trump, quote unquote, inspires harm, but Ayatollah's Jew hate is commentary on political issues.

00:12:08.000 I'm getting the feeling Jack doesn't like the J's. 1.00

00:12:11.000 The only Jay he likes is Jack.

00:12:15.000 Oh, and yeah, I didn't realize this yesterday when we were talking about how awesome Barr is.

00:12:19.000 So he's on trial for the feds picking up people in Portland.

00:12:24.000 What am I supposed to do when federal buildings are being attacked for 60 days?

00:12:32.000 Are we not allowed to send the feds in?

00:12:34.000 So anyway, we had a bunch of riot stuff.

00:12:35.000 We've been putting it off.

00:12:40.000 Wait, what is this?

00:12:43.000 For the first time, Oprah Winfrey is not on the cover of her magazine in favor of this image of Breonna Taylor created by Alexis Franklin.

00:12:51.000 How'd they get such...

00:12:54.000 So I guess they took like...

00:13:04.000 Give it a few touch-ups with yellow paint, and the next thing you know, you have a cover photo.

00:13:08.000 We all have cover photos ready to go for when we die.

00:13:13.000 Speaking of which, Kangaroo Boy has outdone himself this time.

00:13:17.000 What's go down now?

00:13:19.000 What is it now?

00:13:20.000 Francesca?

00:13:21.000 Oh, yeah, that MTV.

00:13:21.000 Ramsey.

00:13:23.000 Dude, this is so good.

00:13:25.000 She lost her fat husband.

00:13:28.000 Her dogs died of old age.

00:13:29.000 Her hair receded.

00:13:31.000 Her hair is now a very handsome young man's hair on church day.

00:13:38.000 A nose ring.

00:13:39.000 God.

00:13:40.000 Lady, believe in God and brush your hair. 1.00

00:13:45.000 Please.

00:13:47.000 So fucking gross.

00:13:50.000 But so she lists, scroll forward, she lists all these victims of police violence.

00:13:55.000 And her thesis, by the way, for her new show, she's back now with MTV's decoded.

00:14:01.000 The new dedication, the new ethos, the new raison debt, the new thrust of her show is just exclusively cops suck. 0.94

00:14:11.000 And I don't care if you show me a few cops doing good.

00:14:14.000 That means nothing.

00:14:16.000 It's evil.

00:14:16.000 Ignore it.

00:14:17.000 They're all sons of bitches. 1.00

00:14:18.000 Isn't it funny how Black Lives Matter is about destroying the nuclear family? 1.00

00:14:23.000 And then she comes back after her family fell apart and she can't wait to tell you about how cops suck.

00:14:29.000 They're just saboteurs who hate their own shitty lives.

00:14:32.000 That's all this is.

00:14:34.000 They don't want to improve anything.

00:14:36.000 And they say, well, we have to burn it down, America down, to rebuild it.

00:14:39.000 There's no rebuilding plans.

00:14:41.000 This is, they're arsonists.

00:14:43.000 Arsonist brats.

00:14:44.000 Anyway, scroll forward to her show. 1.00

00:14:48.000 Yeah, there's it.

00:14:49.000 That's it.

00:14:50.000 You've handpicked several instances which, you know, we live in a country of 330 million people.

00:14:55.000 This is not surprising.

00:14:55.000 No, God.

00:14:56.000 It's not shocking.

00:15:00.000 Oh my God.

00:15:01.000 So she and what is her message to you and to the world?

00:15:04.000 Right out of the gates?

00:15:06.000 Fuck cops.

00:15:07.000 Man, fuck them.

00:15:08.000 All cops are heroes.

00:15:08.000 Ridiculous.

00:15:09.000 You're a goddamn person.

00:15:10.000 Anyway, I highly recommend you cite your subscriber.

00:15:13.000 But she lists about 15 deaths.

00:15:15.000 And I didn't recognize a lot of the names.

00:15:17.000 I thought I was well versed on the police brutality thing.

00:15:21.000 And then Kangaroo goes to lists them all.

00:15:25.000 And they're like trannies who are trying to stab the police. 1.00

00:15:28.000 They're all these people who even the radical BLMs don't really cite because they're terrible examples of police brutality, including this one chick who's a dude and was murdered by random black guys in a robbery.

00:15:43.000 They tried to steal her car.

00:15:44.000 She fought them.

00:15:44.000 They shot her.

00:15:45.000 And it's listed as yet another example of police brutality.

00:15:49.000 What?

00:15:50.000 Shouldn't police be present?

00:15:51.000 And as Kangaroo Jack points out, it was cops who got those bad guys that killed that tranny. 1.00

00:15:57.000 That's how you know who killed the tranny. 1.00

00:16:02.000 Weird.

00:16:06.000 All right.

00:16:08.000 Should we start the show?

00:16:10.000 Hell yeah.

00:16:11.000 You ready to rock?

00:16:12.000 Hell yeah.

00:16:12.000 Wait, what's that New York post cover?

00:16:15.000 Lockstock and two smoking cops.

00:16:16.000 Officers on shooting duty caught with hookah inside.

00:16:20.000 Hell yeah.

00:16:22.000 Well, that's the beauty of affirmative action. 0.57

00:16:24.000 We need more women. 1.00

00:16:25.000 We need more women of color. 1.00

00:16:27.000 What could possibly go wrong?

00:16:30.000 Why focus on meritocracy when we can try to make every government organization some sort of pizza pie collective of all the minorities in the world? 0.95

00:16:42.000 Okay, let's, this is going to be funny.

00:16:44.000 This is a Bidenism.

00:16:46.000 This is 1-1.

00:16:48.000 Let's roast this loser who thinks he can be president.

00:16:53.000 Oh my God.

00:16:53.000 Wait, stop.

00:16:54.000 You really got to, you can't miss a second of this.

00:16:56.000 It's so hilarious.

00:16:59.000 I can't wait to see this dumbass step in it once again.

00:17:05.000 Go, W. Good afternoon, everyone.

00:17:09.000 Welcome to Kingswood Community Center.

00:17:13.000 Actually, that's the one down I used to work as a joke.

00:17:17.000 You know where you were anyway.

00:17:20.000 Good afternoon, everyone.

00:17:23.000 Welcome to Kingswood Community Center.

00:17:25.000 Go watch it again.

00:17:27.000 Actually, that's the one down I used to work as a joke.

00:17:31.000 You know where you were anyway.

00:17:37.000 So that's that.

00:17:41.000 This is getting a little punching down.

00:17:45.000 I agree.

00:17:46.000 I like making fun of someone who doesn't have Alzheimer's.

00:17:51.000 I like making fun of people who aren't dying, whose brains You're right, Jonathan Falcon.

00:17:59.000 It's terrible.

00:18:00.000 That was not fun.

00:18:01.000 That was so fucking sad.

00:18:04.000 Can I call the cops?

00:18:08.000 Yeah, this is exploitation.

00:18:09.000 Like, I want to call the FBI.

00:18:11.000 Hi, I want to report a stolen man.

00:18:14.000 I want to report the first a live weekend at Bernie's.

00:18:17.000 Yeah, there's several million people have abducted this guy and they're making him run for president and he's not well.

00:18:24.000 And whisper in my ear.

00:18:26.000 And go home and get me pillows.

00:18:26.000 Wow.

00:18:28.000 They would make sure they'd actually probably nothing ever taught in, you can't do it in the COVID time, but they'd actually breathe in my nostrils to make me move, to get me moving.

00:18:39.000 Don't you breathe out carbon dioxide?

00:18:41.000 I don't think that's good to breathe in.

00:18:45.000 I don't think he knows that.

00:18:46.000 Don't we breathe in oxygen and then breathe out carbon dioxide?

00:18:49.000 Yes.

00:18:50.000 You're not supposed to breathe in someone's exhale.

00:18:52.000 They'd actually wear your own, which is why masks are kind of.

00:18:55.000 That's what suffocating is.

00:18:57.000 They were trying to kill you, Joe.

00:18:58.000 I wish they had.

00:18:59.000 Put you out of your misery.

00:19:00.000 No, I think we have to call The Hague or the United Nations or something.

00:19:06.000 Hi, international courts.

00:19:08.000 I'm calling from America.

00:19:10.000 An entire half of the country stole an Alzheimer's patient.

00:19:16.000 And now he says, that's where I used to work.

00:19:18.000 That's a joke.

00:19:19.000 This is Peter Sellers in being there.

00:19:22.000 Right.

00:19:24.000 James Woods on latest Biden gaff.

00:19:26.000 It's outright cruelty to leave him in a family.

00:19:28.000 It really is.

00:19:28.000 This isn't funny.

00:19:30.000 I know.

00:19:31.000 That last bit was not amusing to me.

00:19:33.000 I didn't enjoy it at all.

00:19:35.000 I like seeing Hillary suffer. 1.00

00:19:36.000 I think she's a mass murderer. 1.00

00:19:39.000 She's a worthy adversary.

00:19:42.000 But, uh, this shit?

00:19:44.000 That's a joke.

00:19:46.000 I was just joking.

00:19:47.000 I know where I am.

00:19:48.000 I'm with you.

00:19:51.000 Joking.

00:19:52.000 You should do stand-up.

00:19:54.000 Biden.

00:19:55.000 Biden the comedian.

00:19:57.000 Ah, damn, this pen is getting weak.

00:19:59.000 I hate that.

00:20:00.000 I have thousands of these.

00:20:03.000 The minimum is $1,500 you have to make.

00:20:06.000 Maybe I should sell these.

00:20:07.000 But they say crtv.com.

00:20:09.000 I could put a sticker over that.

00:20:11.000 Over everyone?

00:20:11.000 A sticker.

00:20:13.000 Well, yeah.

00:20:14.000 Yeah, I guess make the proceeds go to Justice for Liberty.

00:20:17.000 Any hassle.

00:20:20.000 Besides the Alzheimer's, besides the fact that his brain is just mush, it's a Slurpee. 0.91

00:20:29.000 Go buy a blue Slurpee and then have someone pour it out into the palm of your hands.

00:20:34.000 Make a bowl with your hands.

00:20:35.000 Pour a blue Slurpee in there.

00:20:37.000 That's Joe Biden's brain.

00:20:40.000 Like, you better not open your fingers or it's going to slip through the cracks.

00:20:44.000 Whoever the vice president is is the president.

00:20:47.000 So when you're voting for Joe, you're voting for, is it Kamala Harris?

00:20:52.000 Is it that psycho that was on Tucker last night with the short hair who is a rabid communist who supports Cuba on a regular basis and was bros with Fidel Castro?

00:21:06.000 The other problem with Joe is not just the Alzheimer's, but he's been a lying sack of shit for so long that we see him contradict himself constantly.

00:21:15.000 So anytime he says something, I'm pro-life, you're going to find pro-choice.

00:21:20.000 Because he's anyone's dog for a bone.

00:21:22.000 Perfect example of this is recently he was saying, yes, whites are a minority soon, and that's good. 1.00

00:21:29.000 Whites should be a minority. 1.00

00:21:31.000 Okay?

00:21:32.000 Can you imagine someone saying that about any other group?

00:21:35.000 Blacks should be a minority. 1.00

00:21:37.000 Not only a minority.

00:21:39.000 Muslim communities, but African communities, Asian communities, Hispanic communities.

00:21:43.000 It's Hispanic.

00:21:44.000 What's Hispanic?

00:21:46.000 Only our Muslim communities, but African communities, Asian communities, Hispanic communities.

00:21:52.000 And the wave still continues.

00:21:55.000 It's not going to stop.

00:21:56.000 Isn't it important that he was bald more bald in the 80s and 90s than he is today?

00:22:02.000 We want it to stop.

00:22:04.000 As a matter of fact, it's one of the things I think we can be most proud of.

00:22:12.000 So there's a second thing in that black box.

00:22:14.000 An unrelenting stream of immigration. 1.00

00:22:18.000 Non-stop.

00:22:19.000 Non-stop.

00:22:20.000 Look at this guy.

00:22:22.000 Folks like me who were Caucasian of European descent for the first time in 2017 will be in an absolute minority in the United States of America.

00:22:33.000 Absolute minority. 0.88

00:22:35.000 Fewer than 50% of the people in America from then and on will be white European stock.

00:22:43.000 That's not a bad thing.

00:22:44.000 No.

00:22:45.000 That's a source of our strength.

00:22:47.000 Yeah, it worked out well for Zimbabwe. 0.99

00:22:51.000 And then you just go, okay, so that's your stance.

00:22:54.000 You like immigration, multiculturalism.

00:22:56.000 You want whites to be a minority. 0.90

00:22:57.000 You like it to be a mishmash, a hodgepodge.

00:22:59.000 Okay, I understand.

00:23:00.000 I'm familiar with that philosophy.

00:23:02.000 I don't agree with it, but okay.

00:23:05.000 And then we have him back when he was a much younger man explaining that the worst thing that could happen would be whites being a minority.

00:23:13.000 We would end up in a racial jungle. 0.98

00:23:17.000 And he doesn't want that.

00:23:19.000 He doesn't want a bunch of blacks and Africans and Hispanics everywhere. 1.00

00:23:28.000 Go back up, go back up to the subheads.

00:23:32.000 He then said, unless we do something about this, my children are going to grow up in a jungle.

00:23:36.000 The jungle being a racial jungle with tensions having built so high that it is going to explode at some point.

00:23:43.000 Really?

00:23:43.000 Like, say, what, like, two months of rioting, cities burning down, unprecedented crime, that kind of explosion?

00:23:54.000 Anyway, I don't want to make fun of Biden anymore.

00:23:58.000 I don't like it.

00:24:00.000 It feels bad.

00:24:00.000 It's mean.

00:24:01.000 It was a joke.

00:24:03.000 You know where you are.

00:24:05.000 I don't have to tell you where you are.

00:24:06.000 You know.

00:24:09.000 I'm just joking.

00:24:10.000 It's a joke.

00:24:13.000 That would be a cue to have the Sopranos. 1.00

00:24:15.000 Oh.

00:24:16.000 Sorry, sorry.

00:24:18.000 It's a joke.

00:24:18.000 Okay.

00:24:20.000 Keep launching.

00:24:21.000 Please, it's a fucking joke.

00:24:24.000 It's a joke.

00:24:25.000 What's that supposed to mean?

00:24:28.000 If I was still on Twitter, I would make a video.

00:24:32.000 Hey, Carpe, if you're out there, can you make a video of Sal saying it's a joke and then Biden saying it's a joke?

00:24:41.000 I was here.

00:24:42.000 It's a joke.

00:24:46.000 All right, let's talk about racism for a while.

00:24:48.000 This is going to be a very typical show.

00:24:49.000 Don't get your hopes up if you're not looking, if you're looking for something special.

00:24:52.000 We got a lot of special episodes coming up.

00:24:54.000 Monday and Tuesday are pure mailbags.

00:24:56.000 We got a live from the secret spot Wednesday night.

00:25:01.000 Thursday, I'm going to go through children from babies till 13.

00:25:08.000 And I don't know.

00:25:08.000 That might be a two-hour app.

00:25:10.000 Maybe three.

00:25:11.000 I don't know, because I got a lot to say.

00:25:14.000 A lot of little things come up.

00:25:19.000 And it's funny, too, because you want to be their friends, but then you have to draw the line sometimes.

00:25:24.000 It's sort of like Ryan and I. Like, we're buddies, sort of.

00:25:29.000 But if he didn't show up for work one day, I'd be punching holes in the wall and lighting his whole building on fire.

00:25:35.000 But I'm killing you on a human level.

00:25:38.000 No, you know what I would do?

00:25:39.000 I would go to your grandparents' house and cut off their pinkies. 1.00

00:25:43.000 Over and over and over.

00:25:45.000 No, just like that.

00:25:46.000 Oh, there's only two people.

00:25:47.000 They'd be like, Ryan, what happened here?

00:25:50.000 Why do you not go to work?

00:25:52.000 He's a crazy man.

00:25:53.000 He's so crazy.

00:25:54.000 So you cut off their pinkies and now they speak in a... 0.96

00:25:59.000 Do they have an accent?

00:26:00.000 No, they don't.

00:26:01.000 Puerto Rico.

00:26:02.000 Yeah.

00:26:04.000 I was when we were at that pool yesterday and I was just like drowning in recinclins as I always am these days.

00:26:11.000 I'm not invited to any of my local country clubs where all the white people go, so I'm just with Recons. 1.00

00:26:17.000 I'm at Recons with the Gym, Recons at the pool.

00:26:19.000 I turn on the Mets.

00:26:20.000 It's all Hispanics. 1.00

00:26:22.000 Boxing has been taken over by Sispanics. 1.00

00:26:26.000 That's what they're called now, by the way.

00:26:28.000 Isn't it weird?

00:26:29.000 When I grew up, boxing was a black and a white Irish thing, Italian, Jews, lots of Jew boxers from Brooklyn, the Bronx, and then a smattering of Hispanics.

00:26:42.000 There was Roberto Nomas.

00:26:46.000 Now it's just 100%.

00:26:48.000 And you hear the trainers yelling out Spanish.

00:26:52.000 It's perfectly normal to hear zero English.

00:26:55.000 And, you know, when they play the match and you can hear the trainers yelling, especially now that there's no audience.

00:26:59.000 And it's all Spanish.

00:27:01.000 I don't have a problem with it.

00:27:04.000 Although I have a racist theory, I'm thinking.

00:27:06.000 I have a...

00:27:11.000 Please don't get me kicked off Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, PayPal, and Instagram for this.

00:27:17.000 But it's possible Hispanics are bad at business. 0.97

00:27:21.000 Maybe.

00:27:22.000 Case in point A. Ryan Katsu Rivera.

00:27:28.000 Drowned in debt.

00:27:29.000 He's literally wearing a diamond earring right now.

00:27:32.000 Cubic zirconium.

00:27:33.000 And he has a suit on like he's going to some sort of job.

00:27:37.000 I am going to a job.

00:27:39.000 Why do you have suit pants on?

00:27:40.000 No one sees your pants.

00:27:42.000 You've got like dress shoes on.

00:27:43.000 People see my pants.

00:27:44.000 If I'm walking on the subway or whatever the hell I got to do, people see you're dressed up as a businessman.

00:27:50.000 It's a costume.

00:27:50.000 Yeah, it's LARPing.

00:27:51.000 It's the best LARP possible.

00:27:53.000 So anyway, this guy, every time I see him, he's got a new thing he bought.

00:27:57.000 He shows me, hey, check it out.

00:27:59.000 It's a crock holder.

00:28:00.000 He literally bought a crock holder for fastening his crocks to his It's my keys thing.

00:28:08.000 So you see these Instagram ads and you go, who the fuck buys these?

00:28:10.000 You do.

00:28:11.000 Yeah.

00:28:12.000 My Chilbo Schwagens has improved my life. 0.84

00:28:14.000 I don't jingle around my pocket for my keys no more.

00:28:17.000 They're just whoop, boop.

00:28:19.000 Yeah, you don't have any keys.

00:28:20.000 You have the studio keys, your apartment keys.

00:28:22.000 You don't own anything.

00:28:23.000 What other keys do you have?

00:28:24.000 My grandparents' grandparents' key, and then also a finder, because I could lime out and then forget where things are.

00:28:30.000 So I just double-click.

00:28:31.000 I could look at my phone and it rings my keys, or I could click this, and then it finds my phone.

00:28:35.000 How many keys do you have?

00:28:39.000 How many keys do you have?

00:28:43.000 I have my motorcycle, my two car keys, I have two separate homes, the studio keys.

00:28:51.000 I have a salad bowl of keys.

00:28:54.000 I have five keys.

00:28:55.000 Two for my home upstate, two for my apartment, one for my mail thing.

00:29:01.000 Without the car keys, I've got this many keys.

00:29:04.000 Bicycle, home, studio.

00:29:09.000 Anyway, this is.

00:29:11.000 So I'm bad at business.

00:29:13.000 And most of Puerto Rico.

00:29:14.000 Anyway, so that's one.

00:29:15.000 We all know we don't need a big story on Ryan.

00:29:18.000 And then we have my barber, bless his cotton socks, Dominican guy, never on time, very intelligent, MAGA. 1.00

00:29:27.000 But he cuts rich people's hair.

00:29:30.000 And he told me that he was cutting this one guy's hair and they were talking.

00:29:33.000 They said, let's do a brick and mortar. 0.93

00:29:34.000 How much would you need for a brick and mortar?

00:29:36.000 He goes, I don't know, 100 grand.

00:29:37.000 And they go, we can do it.

00:29:39.000 And then he goes, but I don't want that.

00:29:40.000 I'm not doing that.

00:29:42.000 Dude, when someone offers you 100 grand, I don't care if it's to blow them.

00:29:46.000 Say yes.

00:29:47.000 And he goes, no, my plan is a sprinter van.

00:29:51.000 You know, a van you can stand up in.

00:29:53.000 And then I customize that.

00:29:54.000 I drive to your place.

00:29:56.000 You get in the sprinter van.

00:29:57.000 It's air-conditioned.

00:29:58.000 And then it's a portable barbershop, no brick and mortar.

00:30:02.000 Okay, I like that concept, but where are you going to get the money from?

00:30:07.000 And I bet you for the next 10 years, it'll still be way cheaper just to go to people's homes.

00:30:13.000 You have your own car, you drive there, scissors, bloop, bloop, blop.

00:30:17.000 It's better than a barbershop.

00:30:18.000 The sprinter van, I guess, could work maybe in Manhattan, but way down the line.

00:30:24.000 And he goes, well, I looked into it to have it customized and it was 67 grand.

00:30:27.000 So 67 grand with $40 haircuts?

00:30:32.000 Yes, that's how expensive it is for a guy to come to your house these days.

00:30:36.000 That's true.

00:30:37.000 You're never, ever going to, that's bad, bad business idea.

00:30:40.000 Third guy, Puerto Rican, a guy I know at my old boxing gym.

00:30:45.000 He had all these dudes.

00:30:46.000 We were paying $10 each, and there was like 20 of them, 200 bucks for 45 minutes.

00:30:51.000 Nice.

00:30:52.000 Then it kept going down as he would do things like make us work out in a different room.

00:30:56.000 So it was out of sight, out of mind, so other people wouldn't see us.

00:30:59.000 Kept going down.

00:31:00.000 Eventually, it got down to like five.

00:31:02.000 And there was this chick, and in the gym world, women are the sweetest plum. 1.00

00:31:08.000 They will pay anything.

00:31:09.000 Women pay $300 to have their hair blown out. 1.00

00:31:11.000 Nothing, no cutting, nothing.

00:31:12.000 Just blown.

00:31:14.000 I just learned about this this year.

00:31:15.000 I'm fucking stunned.

00:31:16.000 $300 for you to blow dry my non-wet hair.

00:31:19.000 We're never going to financially recover from it.

00:31:21.000 And then they try it.

00:31:24.000 So you get them in and they feel like a badass and, oh, I'm kicking Trump's ass or whatever.

00:31:28.000 And then they ask you to come to their house and you do like $150 personal training, whatever.

00:31:33.000 I'm not exaggerating, by the way, $150.

00:31:36.000 So she moves.

00:31:39.000 He doesn't pick up her clients.

00:31:41.000 And then we're stuck in the room.

00:31:42.000 And then he doubles the price.

00:31:44.000 Now it's $22.

00:31:47.000 So as your customer base is dwindling to almost nothing, you double the price?

00:31:52.000 I'm getting back.

00:31:53.000 I know this is not a great case study.

00:31:54.000 I've only got three so far.

00:31:56.000 And then he makes t-shirts of his trainer thing.

00:32:00.000 Let's say it's called Master Blaster.

00:32:03.000 There's all these Master Blaster shirts, different sizes, different colors.

00:32:06.000 That must have cost him $2,000.

00:32:08.000 Let me guess he has cards too.

00:32:10.000 Oh, yeah.

00:32:11.000 Yeah.

00:32:12.000 Puerto Ricans love their cards.

00:32:14.000 I noticed they do like the...

00:32:17.000 They'd have cards.

00:32:18.000 I need a big sign, maybe a neon sign.

00:32:20.000 They go for like the aesthetic first before like the system.

00:32:23.000 Like what a little kid would do.

00:32:25.000 I know this other place, too, they used to give away like free stuff, you know, just like because they like that you're buying stuff from them.

00:32:33.000 So they like.

00:32:35.000 It's not really a great way to save money and do good business.

00:32:38.000 What are you talking about, Ryan?

00:32:40.000 Did you get hit in the head?

00:32:41.000 Like a little local store or a bodega.

00:32:44.000 Then my friend's t-shirt company goes to free things.

00:32:47.000 The way you explain things to people is the five W's, who, went, when, where, why.

00:32:51.000 So what are you, are you talking about a store that's Puerto Rican?

00:32:54.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:32:55.000 Friends of mine.

00:32:56.000 Okay.

00:32:56.000 Their family started this like t-shirt company.

00:32:59.000 What?

00:33:00.000 And they get excited that you're buying stuff, so they give you free shit and they're like, oh, you know, because they're happy that they have a business and you're a customer.

00:33:00.000 Oh, yeah.

00:33:08.000 Folks at home, does this person seem like he's concussed to you?

00:33:12.000 Maybe.

00:33:14.000 You seem weird.

00:33:16.000 Did you take the drugs?

00:33:17.000 I don't have a lot of confidence because anything that I say, I know that it's just.

00:33:20.000 I know, but you're talking so weird.

00:33:22.000 Did you take a pill?

00:33:23.000 No.

00:33:24.000 Promise?

00:33:24.000 Yeah, no.

00:33:25.000 I wish.

00:33:25.000 I swear.

00:33:26.000 I wish.

00:33:28.000 I remember when my brother was about six?

00:33:34.000 I would be 18, 19.

00:33:36.000 And I said to his friend, another six-year-old, I go, hey guys, what are you doing?

00:33:41.000 Having fun?

00:33:42.000 Yeah, we're just hanging out.

00:33:44.000 You want to meet some chicks? 1.00

00:33:45.000 No, thank you.

00:33:47.000 Okay, I was going to get a whiskey.

00:33:48.000 Do you guys want whiskey?

00:33:50.000 You want to have a whiskey there, Darren?

00:33:51.000 And he goes, I wish.

00:33:54.000 Six-year-old.

00:33:56.000 I go, I could get it for you right now.

00:33:57.000 I'll get the glass.

00:33:58.000 Oh, my God.

00:33:59.000 Did I ever tell you about this story?

00:34:00.000 This is a total tangent.

00:34:01.000 I've told this story in the show before, but when my brother was a little kid, I was staying at my parents' house and I was in the basement doing some work.

00:34:08.000 And I could hear, he was maybe seven.

00:34:11.000 And they were playing a game where they would go in a box and then one of them would stick their penis through a hole. 0.89

00:34:17.000 And the other could see it with a flashlight.

00:34:20.000 And he would try to identify who it was.

00:34:22.000 And the game was called, Who, Who, Who Are You?

00:34:25.000 And What Do You Do?

00:34:27.000 That's right.

00:34:27.000 So, wait, you've played this before?

00:34:29.000 You know the story.

00:34:29.000 I know this story.

00:34:30.000 Right.

00:34:31.000 So I want to play it with you later, by the way.

00:34:33.000 No, thanks.

00:34:34.000 Well, if there's only two of us, it'd be too easy.

00:34:35.000 But maybe we'd get some other guys.

00:34:37.000 Maybe.

00:34:38.000 Some trans guys just pushing their vagina at the hole. 1.00

00:34:42.000 That's probably the trans one, right? 1.00

00:34:44.000 Anyway, they come in and they say, they explain the game to me and they say, whatever, someone had their penis in for too long or I don't know what.

00:34:52.000 And I remember being their age, and I told you the story about how it was, Jamie Beals and I were saying goodbye, and I was at the end of his driveway.

00:35:00.000 I was like, later, Jamie, and he goes, later days, Blaze.

00:35:05.000 And then I'm like, later days.

00:35:07.000 And we keep, the weapons keep going up.

00:35:10.000 We did it pretty slowly.

00:35:10.000 So then there was an RPG.

00:35:12.000 And then I was like, later, Dale.

00:35:14.000 I mean, Jamie.

00:35:17.000 I'm a fighter jet.

00:35:18.000 And then he was like, later.

00:35:20.000 And this is hard to beat a tank, right?

00:35:22.000 So he was just like, and then I just, I didn't have, I was out of things.

00:35:32.000 So I just go later and I pulled out my pants and moon him and just go or something like that.

00:35:38.000 And his mother bashes open the screen and comes running out. 0.99

00:35:42.000 I was six or seven.

00:35:44.000 And she goes, we do not reveal our bottoms on Stencett Avenue.

00:35:47.000 That's not how we behave here.

00:35:48.000 And I remember just feeling like this, you know, the wet bucket challenge for cancer?

00:35:54.000 It was just like shame.

00:35:55.000 Yeah.

00:35:56.000 Just drenched in shame.

00:35:58.000 And I remember for weeks, I'd be lying in bed praying to God that I could just go back in time and have not revealed my buttocks to Jamie Beals.

00:36:09.000 We don't behave like that on Stinson Avenue.

00:36:12.000 Didn't I realize that?

00:36:15.000 Meanwhile, when I was in the retard class, we were over it at that point. 0.98

00:36:19.000 You couldn't make us cry.

00:36:20.000 We'd been through the ringer.

00:36:22.000 Half of us were dead and dead inside.

00:36:27.000 And we were on a school trip and we were pressing hams, pushing our butts against the back window to other cars.

00:36:32.000 And Mr. Gunn found out and he had the exact same reaction.

00:36:35.000 He goes, we do not reveal our buttocks and push them against glass at Diabre Moody Jr.

00:36:40.000 High.

00:36:41.000 That's not the way we behave at this institution.

00:36:44.000 And then someone, I think it was Stephen Snip, goes, it's called pressing a ham, Mr. Gunn.

00:36:51.000 It was Auschwitz. 0.72

00:36:54.000 Like we all collapsed.

00:36:56.000 We were dead bodies everywhere.

00:36:58.000 It was, it was the funniest moment of my life.

00:37:02.000 Not that I think Auschwitz is funny. 0.60

00:37:05.000 Anyway, we're off a lot of tangents here.

00:37:07.000 Oh yeah, so I told the kids, I was probably like 20 at the time.

00:37:11.000 Well, if he's six, yeah, I would have been 20.

00:37:14.000 And I go, guys, kids make mistakes, they experiment.

00:37:18.000 I don't want you to beat yourselves up about it.

00:37:20.000 Just forget about it.

00:37:21.000 Probably not play that game anymore, but it's all right.

00:37:24.000 You're going to be fine.

00:37:26.000 And they weren't even freaked out about it.

00:37:27.000 They were kind of laughing when they told.

00:37:30.000 From that day forward, my brother's friends were not allowed to come by when I was visiting.

00:37:34.000 You know why?

00:37:35.000 Why?

00:37:36.000 Because they told their parents that I said it's okay for little boys to play with each other's penises.

00:37:41.000 Oh, man.

00:37:43.000 Holy shit.

00:37:44.000 I'm lucky I didn't get the shit beaten out of me.

00:37:46.000 Yeah.

00:37:47.000 Who, who are you?

00:37:48.000 I didn't say that.

00:37:48.000 Who are you and what do you do?

00:37:50.000 I'm not advocating playing who, who, who are you and what do you do?

00:37:53.000 Unless you're an adult.

00:37:55.000 Right.

00:37:55.000 That's an adult game.

00:37:57.000 Yeah.

00:37:58.000 I got blamed for teaching my cousin.

00:38:01.000 Like my cousin got into a pretty serious fight.

00:38:04.000 And he said, yeah, my cousin taught me that.

00:38:06.000 And I was like, no, I didn't.

00:38:08.000 I don't even like you.

00:38:10.000 I've never taught you anything, you little shit. 0.81

00:38:12.000 You blamed me.

00:38:14.000 And it worked.

00:38:15.000 Yeah.

00:38:15.000 And then, Ryan, did you show him this wrestling move and you told him to try it?

00:38:19.000 I don't talk to him.

00:38:19.000 No.

00:38:23.000 It doesn't have the shame of a sexual you play games with your friends and penises.

00:38:27.000 One time we got caught whipping snowballs at cars and we were jumping through our neighbor's hedges to hide and then throwing them from the over the hedge and we destroyed her hedges.

00:38:36.000 And my mom goes, Mrs. Clintock says that you and Darren Alberti and Brian Cook were all throwing snowballs at cars and you wrecked her hedges.

00:38:46.000 And I went, what?

00:38:49.000 Just like that dude.

00:38:51.000 I go, what are you talking about?

00:38:55.000 What?

00:38:58.000 Show it again.

00:39:02.000 That's what I did.

00:39:04.000 And the woman was super old. 1.00

00:39:05.000 So my mom goes, Yeah, I thought it sounded kind of weird.

00:39:08.000 You wrecked her hedges.

00:39:09.000 And I go, Okay, what the hell are you talking about?

00:39:16.000 What will she, poor woman, what will she think of next? 0.84

00:39:20.000 Meanwhile, her hedges were just pins by the time we were done.

00:39:26.000 All right, that's enough trips down memory lane.

00:39:29.000 Let's get into what really matters, of course, racism.

00:39:33.000 Favorite subject here on the show.

00:39:36.000 So we've been talking a lot about how this myth that cops are hunting you is really dangerous because kids, like that black kid at the baseball game yesterday whose sunglasses fell off and they thought he dropped the ball, if everything is racial in your mind, then everything is racial.

00:39:51.000 Everyone's out to get you.

00:39:52.000 And it's a really negative way to see the world.

00:39:54.000 It's like hunger games.

00:39:55.000 And Tiffany Hadish is the latest to fall for this lie.

00:40:00.000 I'm afraid to have children because they're going to be hunted or killed.

00:40:05.000 All right, boys.

00:40:07.000 You ready?

00:40:08.000 Let's go Negro hunting. 1.00

00:40:10.000 Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, pew, pew, pew.

00:40:12.000 And I assume you get away with this.

00:40:14.000 Yeah.

00:40:16.000 What's his name?

00:40:17.000 Our Ahmed Aubrey was just going for a jog in his Timberlands.

00:40:22.000 That's all.

00:40:23.000 In a neighborhood 13 miles from his house.

00:40:26.000 That's all.

00:40:27.000 Just going for a jog.

00:40:30.000 Let's see some of the.

00:40:32.000 There's part of me that would like to do that, and I always make up these excuses like, oh, I need a million dollars in the bank before I do this, I need this, I need that.

00:40:38.000 But really, it's that I would have to give birth to someone that looks like me and knowing that they're going to be hunted or killed.

00:40:44.000 Why would I put someone through that?

00:40:46.000 You shouldn't.

00:40:48.000 You should definitely not bring someone into the world if they're going to be hunted or killed.

00:40:54.000 But they're not going to be.

00:40:56.000 You're thinking of the movie The Matrix, I think?

00:41:00.000 Like even in the movie world, that's pretty rare.

00:41:03.000 Hunger Games.

00:41:06.000 So these two guys are talking about what Tiffany Haddish said?

00:41:10.000 No?

00:41:11.000 Vitamin C's.

00:41:12.000 Tiffany Haddish.

00:41:14.000 The dude with Tiffany Hadish's face on his face.

00:41:16.000 Oh.

00:41:17.000 A teammate of mine, CJ, he got his own one coming out, so I wanted to bless him tonight.

00:41:22.000 This is an hour-long thing.

00:41:23.000 I don't know if you can.

00:41:24.000 I wanted to bless him.

00:41:25.000 Yeah.

00:41:26.000 Did he sneeze?

00:41:27.000 I guess you're a god, right?

00:41:29.000 Kings.

00:41:30.000 We wasn't kings.

00:41:31.000 We was gods.

00:41:33.000 Black is king. 0.99

00:41:35.000 I want to bless him.

00:41:36.000 You can't bless people, dude.

00:41:39.000 I thought this was funny.

00:41:40.000 I actually emailed you this, Ryan, after the notes.

00:41:45.000 It was a beautiful little comeback to this professor who said that racism is unforgivable or something.

00:41:53.000 He's got a really annoying Italian name.

00:41:57.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:41:59.000 George Chicarello?

00:42:00.000 Chichirello.

00:42:03.000 George Chichirello.

00:42:04.000 Can I just stop the show to say we were talking about Charo recently?

00:42:09.000 Remember, I said that I saw that Tranny commercial with what's her name?

00:42:16.000 The one she was on, Laverne Cox, and she was being a total whore in these sexy boots. 1.00

00:42:20.000 And I went, fuck, women haven't been proud and sexy since I was a kid. 1.00

00:42:24.000 And then I was remembering Charo, who was a beautiful guitarist and fun, but she was also like slutty sexy. 0.67

00:42:33.000 I grew up where women were really proud of the fact that they gave you a boner. 1.00

00:42:38.000 They were going for that.

00:42:39.000 It was hot.

00:42:40.000 They wanted to be cat called.

00:42:42.000 They were teases.

00:42:43.000 And they'd occasionally put out, too.

00:42:45.000 Wanna hear something?

00:42:47.000 You two?

00:42:48.000 Yesterday, I was in the park, and a man came over to me and said that I was an animal.

00:42:54.000 That was just wishful thank you.

00:42:57.000 She sure is touchy, huh? 1.00

00:42:59.000 Who say that?

00:43:00.000 He kept calling me Pussycat.

00:43:05.000 That's such a figure of speech.

00:43:07.000 He didn't really think you were a cat.

00:43:08.000 Oh, yes, Kidi, I know that.

00:43:10.000 How do you know?

00:43:11.000 Oh, Pussy, I'm like left with that question because he told me his wife washed a dog. 0.98

00:43:18.000 So he wanted her pussy, and he said something about doggy style, and she didn't understand his English, and she thought that he thought he was an he thought she was an animal.

00:43:28.000 It's like sex jokes.

00:43:28.000 Yeah.

00:43:30.000 The whole thing is a giant tease.

00:43:32.000 Go back to her.

00:43:33.000 I'm getting horny.

00:43:34.000 Well, all right, should I go back to her because you're getting horny, or should I stay off of it because you're getting horny? 0.99

00:43:40.000 Do you think I'm going to rape you? 0.99

00:43:40.000 Why? 0.99

00:43:41.000 No.

00:43:42.000 I don't want you, Ryan.

00:43:43.000 I just don't want to be in a room with a boner. 0.64

00:43:45.000 Dude, put your hand down my pants right now. 1.00

00:43:48.000 I won't even like it one bit.

00:43:49.000 Well, we could just skip it.

00:43:50.000 I'll probably say, no, thank you.

00:43:52.000 We could skip the experiment.

00:43:53.000 We could make out for like an hour and I'd be like, boring.

00:43:56.000 It's a long experiment.

00:43:58.000 Yeah, I would barely, barely.

00:44:00.000 I would not like it at all.

00:44:02.000 Well, I'd like to.

00:44:02.000 If I was just to touch your nipples while we kissed on the lips.

00:44:05.000 Okay, well, it's good because.

00:44:06.000 We could try it right now.

00:44:07.000 We could take our clothes off and just lie on top of each other.

00:44:09.000 And I bet you I would barely even almost not get a boner at all.

00:44:14.000 It's a good thing.

00:44:15.000 I believe you.

00:44:16.000 There's no need to do it.

00:44:17.000 Good.

00:44:18.000 No need to call my bluff.

00:44:20.000 No, look at another Charo video.

00:44:22.000 Just go Charo in YouTube.

00:44:24.000 Charo. 0.95

00:44:26.000 I want to see her in red short shorts. 1.00

00:44:29.000 Okay, there's red.

00:44:30.000 No, that's the Tel Ross.

00:44:32.000 Charoka Marshall, but that's a lot of fun. 0.94

00:44:35.000 We should probably do it with some date here.

00:44:38.000 So that's a song.

00:44:39.000 But, you know.

00:44:41.000 Burt Reynolds and Charo.

00:44:44.000 Charo, let's see, 1970s, right?

00:44:47.000 1982.

00:44:48.000 1980s.

00:44:49.000 80s.

00:44:52.000 Come on, Charo.

00:44:54.000 Oh, she's nice and mature.

00:44:56.000 Don Rickles right there.

00:44:57.000 Yeah, this will be good.

00:45:00.000 And they weren't demeaning to her.

00:45:02.000 We're playing the game with her.

00:45:32.000 Throw it away! 1.00

00:45:34.000 Now we became Japanese.

00:45:42.000 Now we're playing the game with her.

00:45:43.000 You didn't get the joke.

00:45:45.000 The joke was that you're getting horny and I got to cool you down. 0.92

00:45:48.000 He missed it and just jumped into some Japanese thing.

00:45:52.000 He was so fast that he was just like onto a new thing.

00:45:55.000 No time!

00:45:55.000 Yeah.

00:45:57.000 No get away! 1.00

00:45:58.000 No get away! 1.00

00:45:58.000 No shirt! 1.00

00:46:00.000 This is basically before feminism ruined everything. 1.00

00:46:04.000 Like, she's having fun too.

00:46:05.000 She's not below him.

00:46:06.000 This is a blast.

00:46:08.000 Yeah, everyone's having fun.

00:46:09.000 She's sexy. 1.00

00:46:10.000 He was just staring at her tits. 1.00

00:46:12.000 She's in no danger.

00:46:14.000 You know?

00:46:15.000 He's the one getting harassed right now.

00:46:17.000 He's dancing around.

00:46:19.000 She's still got this sexy demeanor. 0.85

00:46:23.000 Everyone's chastity is intact.

00:46:26.000 It's all done with love.

00:46:30.000 See?

00:46:31.000 He's not literally grabbing her.

00:46:33.000 She goes through the kiss.

00:46:38.000 What was the point of that?

00:46:39.000 There's so much fun happening here.

00:46:41.000 There's no real linear thing.

00:46:44.000 I thought you were doing a bull.

00:46:45.000 You're going to do a bull thing.

00:46:46.000 Oh, there we go.

00:46:47.000 Okay, they're back there.

00:46:49.000 Shin Coke?

00:46:57.000 We gotta go read the notes.

00:46:58.000 Oh! 0.60

00:46:58.000 Shit! 0.60

00:47:01.000 I was gonna...

00:47:04.000 I was gonna drop my pants and fire a rocket!

00:47:10.000 What a bunch.

00:47:12.000 When we say Make America Great Again, we're just trying to get back to that.

00:47:16.000 Where people weren't uptight and you could just be stupid.

00:47:19.000 And women were sexy. 1.00

00:47:20.000 And you weren't going to rape them.

00:47:22.000 Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

00:47:26.000 Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

00:47:34.000 That's your rules.

00:47:36.000 So go back to that tweet with the clapping.

00:47:38.000 Yeah, there's something really particularly gross about old white men doing the hand clap. 0.95

00:47:44.000 Racist speech is violence, he says.

00:47:49.000 And then someone points out that he's the same guy who tweeted back in 2016, all I want for Christmas is white genocide.

00:47:57.000 So you're playing with the big boys when you say that, right?

00:48:00.000 You're saying, I want 65 to 70% of the population in America murdered.

00:48:07.000 That's a lot.

00:48:07.000 That's more than World War II.

00:48:09.000 That's up there with Stalin and Mao's numbers.

00:48:13.000 So when you threaten hundreds of millions of people, people get pissed off and say, fuck you, I want you dead.

00:48:19.000 What's his reaction?

00:48:20.000 I have to quit my job.

00:48:22.000 I'm in danger.

00:48:25.000 So go to 1-4.

00:48:28.000 This poor guy.

00:48:30.000 That's 1-4.

00:48:30.000 Oh, sorry, 1-5.

00:48:34.000 This poor guy.

00:48:35.000 Drexel professor resigns amid controversial threats.

00:48:38.000 That's not the guy, though.

00:48:39.000 The black guy, I think, is the... 0.89

00:48:47.000 Am I fucked up?

00:48:49.000 Did I fuck with you?

00:48:52.000 There's nothing to me but just another target.

00:48:55.000 You're f***ing dead, kid.

00:48:56.000 Watch out.

00:48:58.000 You want to watch genocide?

00:48:59.000 We're going to struggle with you, motherfucker.

00:49:00.000 We'll see you tomorrow.

00:49:02.000 George Gigarello Mar at Drexel University has gotten hundreds of messages.

00:49:07.000 You picked a fight with Earth.

00:49:10.000 And by the way, welcome to my world, Drexel Professor.

00:49:13.000 It started last December.

00:49:15.000 Nobody wants to hear that, especially when I threaten to kill tons of people.

00:49:19.000 Especially when I...

00:49:20.000 I want genocide, but people are death threatening me?

00:49:23.000 I wanted to kill hundreds of millions of people, and a handful of people said they wanted me dead.

00:49:23.000 I want genocide.

00:49:28.000 So I quit my job.

00:49:29.000 Well, you are white, so that maybe we'll start with you, sir. 0.78

00:49:31.000 Yeah.

00:49:32.000 What a weirdo.

00:49:33.000 The professor said the threats began last December.

00:49:35.000 We did that white genocide thing. 0.94

00:49:36.000 He said the tweet was a joke.

00:49:38.000 It was a satirical jab at a certain paranoid racist fantasy and that white genocide does not exist.

00:49:45.000 This is such a boring concept, white genocide.

00:49:48.000 Like, what does it even mean?

00:49:50.000 Joe Biden just said we'll be a minority, and that's a good thing. 1.00

00:49:54.000 So there is a push for whites to be a minority.

00:49:57.000 No one's saying that people are going around purposely killing white people the way they killed Jews.

00:50:03.000 So you're being purposefully ignorant.

00:50:07.000 That's like when I got doxed by that giraffe Antifa guy and he put my phone number out, I got probably thousands, definitely more than hundreds, probably 2,000 people texting me and calling me and telling me that they love white genocide. 0.98

00:50:23.000 like I'm the white genocide guy.

00:50:31.000 Anyway.

00:50:34.000 So New York, Portland, America's made it very clear they don't want police.

00:50:39.000 I don't live in New York City anymore, but I work there every day.

00:50:42.000 And I'd like you to see what New York is like now.

00:50:44.000 I am scared when I walk around New York, especially at night.

00:50:48.000 I sort of trot to my car after we do the live shows.

00:50:55.000 And you know that calling the cops is not going to do anything.

00:50:59.000 They're not going to get there in time.

00:51:01.000 And the criminal won't be prosecuted.

00:51:03.000 He'll just be really pissed at you for wasting his time.

00:51:06.000 But this is a black couple that were on the train the other day.

00:51:10.000 I think it's the J-Train.

00:51:13.000 He used to take to go to Mets games.

00:51:15.000 And he just was stabbing people and threatening to kill them all.

00:51:20.000 stabbed a young couple.

00:51:32.000 That guy in the striped shirt, his hand is bleeding.

00:51:36.000 And he's disoriented.

00:51:37.000 I think he might be concerned.

00:51:39.000 What's up?

00:51:40.000 What's up?

00:51:40.000 What's up, you fuck nigga?

00:51:42.000 Hey, that's you kick my hack and talk. 1.00

00:51:45.000 You gotta hit you. 0.80

00:51:46.000 Why you record it?

00:51:47.000 Why you record it?

00:51:48.000 Call it.

00:51:48.000 Delete it.

00:51:48.000 Calm down.

00:51:49.000 Delete it.

00:51:50.000 Delete it.

00:51:52.000 And delete you?

00:51:54.000 If anyone wants to come visit New York, that's the place to be.

00:51:57.000 And that brings us beautifully into our next subject at hand, which is the riots.

00:52:03.000 Remember that dude who was punching the old man?

00:52:06.000 It was way more disturbing than George Floyd.

00:52:09.000 Sorry.

00:52:10.000 And Rodney King.

00:52:11.000 Just punching this old man, going, get in my bed, nigga. 1.00

00:52:14.000 Get out of my bed.

00:52:16.000 Well, that man is dead now.

00:52:18.000 Nursing home patient 75 dies two months after he's brutally beaten by his 20-year-old roommate.

00:52:22.000 And remember, that roommate was a piece of shit career criminal that they threw into a nursing home for some reason. 1.00

00:52:28.000 Maybe to get the COVID numbers up.

00:52:31.000 Hey, let's put this murderer in there. 0.97

00:52:32.000 Maybe he'll kill some people and we can count that as a COVID death.

00:52:36.000 Now they say, oh, it was two months after he was attacked.

00:52:39.000 He broke his ribs.

00:52:41.000 Have you ever had your ribs broken?

00:52:43.000 I don't think I've ever had my ribs broken.

00:52:44.000 I've had them sh cracked and bruised, shattered.

00:52:49.000 Even a cracked rib for at least five weeks, you can't laugh, sneeze, getting out of bed is hell.

00:52:55.000 And that's from, I'm in pretty good shape.

00:52:58.000 75-year-old, so he loses his appetite.

00:53:01.000 He can't exercise.

00:53:02.000 He's got four broken fingers, broken ribs, and a broken jaw.

00:53:06.000 Now he's having trouble eating.

00:53:09.000 Dead.

00:53:11.000 And where are those riots?

00:53:14.000 Where is the outrage from this?

00:53:15.000 Can you imagine if this dude who did that was a mega guy?

00:53:19.000 And the victim appears.

00:53:20.000 He didn't look black in the video, but he looks black there.

00:53:22.000 Sure it does.

00:53:26.000 That's the piece of shit.

00:53:29.000 He's still one of God's children.

00:53:31.000 Do you remember this video?

00:53:32.000 God, it was hard to watch.

00:53:33.000 They can't...

00:53:40.000 Anyway, that pisses me off that a loser, a porn star drug addict, shitty father who abandoned children all over the country and was a criminal, a petty criminal, gets like three funerals.

00:53:56.000 They give his mother that marine flag, the folded flag.

00:54:03.000 This giant hologram.

00:54:04.000 I think a hologram of him is going on tour right now.

00:54:07.000 It is.

00:54:07.000 It's on the censored.tv news area.

00:54:13.000 We're going to check this out here.

00:54:14.000 There it is.

00:54:15.000 Hologram, George Floyd kicks off U.S. tour.

00:54:20.000 George Floyd, what a hero.

00:54:22.000 He's not the hero we deserve.

00:54:23.000 He's the hero we need.

00:54:28.000 Yeah, I'm looking at footage of the riots and I'm realizing that this is all LARPing.

00:54:37.000 This is fake.

00:54:38.000 Oh shit, I don't think I included that.

00:54:41.000 But I'm watching them scream and they're getting shot with pepper balls and they're like, whoa, and they're holding up their shields and stuff.

00:54:48.000 It's a paintball game for them.

00:54:50.000 This has 0.0001% to do with politics.

00:54:54.000 And you're just watching people play.

00:54:55.000 It's a party.

00:54:57.000 And rioting is fun.

00:54:59.000 I'm not going to deny.

00:55:00.000 Throwing a brick at a tall building and seeing some window smash way up there.

00:55:03.000 That's fun.

00:55:04.000 It's totally negligent.

00:55:08.000 At 1.8, they've decided in DC that you can't eat ice cream while people are dying.

00:55:08.000 But look at this.

00:55:15.000 Remember, it's not enough to be not racist.

00:55:18.000 You have to be anti-racist.

00:55:19.000 And it's not enough to not hurt black people. 1.00

00:55:22.000 You have to be at a rally.

00:55:24.000 And if you're not, if you take a break, we will harass you.

00:55:29.000 A lot of inconvenience to me.

00:55:31.000 You can put your ice cream down for five seconds and give us respect.

00:55:36.000 Did you hear that?

00:55:37.000 Pause.

00:55:39.000 You can put your ice cream down for five seconds and give us respect.

00:55:44.000 No.

00:55:45.000 I have zero respect for you.

00:55:47.000 You harass people who are eating ice cream.

00:55:50.000 Show me how you deserve respect.

00:55:52.000 Let's see if this lasts five seconds.

00:55:54.000 Someone knelt on a porn star's neck?

00:55:55.000 And give us his pants! 1.00

00:55:58.000 Silence on!

00:56:00.000 Silence on!

00:56:01.000 Silence.

00:56:02.000 Let's make noise.

00:56:04.000 It's a hell of a silence.

00:56:06.000 Nice silent moment.

00:56:08.000 Look at that doofus on the left. 1.00

00:56:12.000 That autistic kid. 0.76

00:56:16.000 Those parents are so proud.

00:56:19.000 This parent is so proud.

00:56:21.000 Yeah, just either fight them or get out of there.

00:56:28.000 What are you going to do?

00:56:29.000 Win an argument with them?

00:56:33.000 Oh, there's about 20 of them.

00:56:37.000 How is this planned?

00:56:38.000 Imagine the write-up.

00:56:39.000 Hey guys, we're going to go buy the village ice cream and just harass anyone eating ice cream. 0.90

00:56:44.000 And we're going to go to the brunch spot and tell them to stop eating eggs. 0.63

00:56:48.000 Okay.

00:56:55.000 So in other good news, though, this sort of fuck this pen.

00:57:04.000 The unmarked minivan picking up assholes has started to appear in New York.

00:57:10.000 Just stop.

00:57:11.000 This is why Barr is on trial because the feds are starting to scoop people up.

00:57:16.000 Even Dave Smith, the libertarian comedian, is all pissed off going, this should scare you no matter where you are on the spectrum.

00:57:22.000 At some point, after two months of rioting and burning shit down and looting, we've got to pull out the big guns, no?

00:57:30.000 What do you want me to do?

00:57:32.000 Burning federal buildings, attacking cops, killing cops, killing black kids, killing a one-year-old in the crossfire. 0.60

00:57:42.000 I think it's time rule of law made a peekaboo.

00:57:45.000 Do you mind?

00:57:46.000 Well, what does FBI in my car?

00:57:48.000 300 NYPD cars have been vandalized since this started.

00:57:53.000 It doesn't help to write MYPD on the side.

00:57:55.000 *Pewds cheering*

00:58:04.000 Is it Rude Kaidiri looks under the car?

00:58:06.000 Is he looking for bombs?

00:58:10.000 And then they jump in front of the car.

00:58:12.000 The thing I don't get is the police are the most powerful.

00:58:16.000 You see them as the most powerful gang in the country, right?

00:58:19.000 Okay, I understand your perspective.

00:58:22.000 You picked a fight with this powerful gang and you're screaming your head off when they retaliate.

00:58:28.000 Do you slap pagans in the face, too?

00:58:30.000 And then scream when they blow your head off?

00:58:34.000 This is one of the best stories.

00:58:36.000 You probably already heard it.

00:58:38.000 But you know, that little kid we just showed, the autistic kids smashing the thing, bunk, bunk, bunk with his little cargo shorts. 1.00

00:58:46.000 His parents are proud of him.

00:58:48.000 I remember seeing this in the burbs when all these dumb teenage girls were camping out at their high school for Black Lives Matter, where zero black people attend. 1.00

00:58:55.000 And all their parents, I'd see their parents on next door saying, I'm so proud of my girl.

00:59:02.000 She's out there fighting. 0.81

00:59:03.000 It's the same with these boomer grannies, too. 0.99

00:59:06.000 Remember, grannies of 20-year-olds are 65 years old. 0.99

00:59:11.000 They are the boomers. 1.00

00:59:12.000 They are the hippies.

00:59:14.000 So they love this shit.

00:59:15.000 They think it's really cool sticking it to the man.

00:59:17.000 My boy's just like me.

00:59:19.000 You were annoying too, but at least you had a point with Vietnam. 1.00

00:59:22.000 This has no point.

00:59:24.000 And so this granny buys her son a bulletproof vest, which she can't wait to model. 0.99

00:59:30.000 Hey man, fighting the revolution.

00:59:33.000 And so she does a product review, and that's how we catch the guy.

00:59:40.000 He threw a bomb at federal agents.

00:59:44.000 Hey, what are you doing?

00:59:45.000 Oh, that's the bomb?

00:59:50.000 Dude, I don't think you get that this game is not a game.

00:59:54.000 Imagine being in jail for 10 years because of a paintball game.

01:00:01.000 On the one hand, they're LARPing just like Civil War reenactors or those like hit points, four hit points, Thunderbolt, Thunderbolt, Thunderbolt.

01:00:12.000 That's what it is to them.

01:00:13.000 To the police and the government, you're breaking federal laws.

01:00:18.000 You're going to be doing non-fantasy prison time.

01:00:22.000 So there he is talking to a nude person.

01:00:25.000 That's the same naked protester that spread her vadge. 1.00

01:00:28.000 Look, he's trying to pick up chicks. 1.00

01:00:30.000 And look at the picture.

01:00:32.000 Zoom in on that picture.

01:00:34.000 Fast shipping great vest.

01:00:36.000 I got this for my grandson who's a protester downtown.

01:00:40.000 He uses it every night and says it does the job.

01:00:43.000 Yes, I recommend this product.

01:00:45.000 Look at my little boy.

01:00:46.000 He's got his designer distressed denim with the articulated knees, the little pockets on the side, and he's got his tie-dye shirt.

01:00:54.000 He's adorable.

01:00:55.000 That's my little boy.

01:01:01.000 The guy threw the IED.

01:01:05.000 So that's where she bought it, the product review, but go back.

01:01:10.000 The guy who threw the IED at the Portland Corners was identifying review by his grandma.

01:01:14.000 This might be the most embarrassing to do the NTV yet.

01:01:16.000 Grandma's a little revolutionary retweet for LUL's archive.

01:01:22.000 Pick Twitter.

01:01:24.000 Have we covered everything there?

01:01:25.000 Yeah.

01:01:26.000 By the way, I've said this a hundred times.

01:01:28.000 Gateway Pundit, man, your fucking site is just...

01:01:36.000 I thought I had them, though.

01:01:37.000 But there's like ads for Gateway Pundit in Gateway Pundit.

01:01:43.000 Anyway.

01:01:45.000 I think did we talk about this yesterday, 21?

01:01:48.000 Molly Jung Fast.

01:01:50.000 She's the editor-at-large at Daily Beast.

01:01:53.000 And she said this bullshit. 0.98

01:01:55.000 If you're anti-Antifa, aren't you pro-fascism?

01:01:59.000 Yep, that's how it works.

01:02:01.000 Yeah, we talked about that yesterday.

01:02:02.000 This is a great clip, 2-2.

01:02:05.000 This woman, she's a single mom. 0.99

01:02:08.000 She loves George Floyd.

01:02:10.000 As a mother, when I heard him call out for his mother, it really struck me.

01:02:15.000 How about when the mother-to-be was nine months pregnant and he pushed his gun into her belly and forced her back into her house and then pistol whipped her? 0.96

01:02:24.000 That's a mom. 0.98

01:02:26.000 That George Floyd did that to a mom.

01:02:28.000 How do you feel about that?

01:02:30.000 Is that okay?

01:02:32.000 These are all pathetic liars.

01:02:34.000 I'm so tired.

01:02:36.000 I'm sick of breath because I'm a single mom.

01:02:39.000 And I work full-time.

01:02:41.000 And I have to come and spend my nights with you because I can't stand my name straight to take my mom.

01:02:52.000 We're not here because it's so f ⁇ ing. 1.00

01:02:54.000 We don't care about this.

01:02:58.000 We care about them.

01:03:01.000 This is America's most embarrassing time.

01:03:03.000 George, when he called out, Mama, that's why I'm here.

01:03:07.000 That's why I'm here.

01:03:08.000 You mean the treatment of the Indians was bad?

01:03:11.000 Obviously, slavery was bad.

01:03:12.000 Those weren't embarrassing.

01:03:14.000 They were just immoral.

01:03:15.000 And we fixed them.

01:03:16.000 But this is embarrassing.

01:03:21.000 Listen to any award speech.

01:03:28.000 And the Oscar for Fat Megalomaniac who's full of shit goes to summoned mama. 1.00

01:03:33.000 There are so many amazing black women who have been doing this fight for years and I showed up late. 1.00

01:03:38.000 I'm so tardy to this party, but I'm making up for it because I'm so angry.

01:03:43.000 I'm just so tardy to this party.

01:03:46.000 That's what I'm screaming.

01:03:47.000 It's a party.

01:03:49.000 It's not real.

01:03:52.000 So angry.

01:03:53.000 And black people are allowed to be angry. 1.00

01:03:56.000 And who cares if somebody graffities on this stupid building?

01:04:00.000 We're talking about human lives.

01:04:03.000 That's NBC News.

01:04:05.000 Welcome back.

01:04:07.000 And here's another one.

01:04:09.000 23.

01:04:12.000 Oh, no.

01:04:13.000 Okay.

01:04:15.000 Gotcha.

01:04:16.000 Yeah, 23.

01:04:18.000 So the big problem with Proud Boys and me in general, if you look at my Wikipedia, it says right out of the gate that I endorse violence and I promote violence and violence, violence.

01:04:26.000 And remember that homo in Iceland who was getting, who was harassing that proud boy? 1.00

01:04:30.000 He said, if you don't believe that they advocate for violence, here is a Google search at the Guardian and Daily Caller, no, Daily Beast or whatever.

01:04:40.000 And so they pretend they hate violence.

01:04:42.000 But then you talk to them and you go, what about violence from your end?

01:04:45.000 And they go, it's necessary.

01:04:46.000 I'm Ami Horowitz and chaos is breaking out in Portland, which means pretty regularly.

01:04:54.000 We're talking about dancing.

01:04:58.000 For weeks, Portland has seen Black Lives Matter protest nightly in front of the federal courthouse.

01:05:05.000 The mainstream media would have you think that these protests are peaceful and they simply want to stop police brutality.

01:05:11.000 Nothing could be further from the truth.

01:05:13.000 Many of them were hardcore rioters who were using pipes, hammers, and even golf clubs to break down the protective shielding of the building and to bust through.

01:05:22.000 They repeatedly used incendiary devices in order to create multiple fires in the hope of burning the building down and everyone inside.

01:05:30.000 Despite what the media would have you believe, like just come out there with pepper spray or scourging the rockets.

01:05:39.000 Why let them get away with this much?

01:05:41.000 Only when the federal building was in danger of burning down and its occupants were threatened did the federal officers come out to extinguish the threat and did so as humanely as possible using tear gas, pepper spray, and other non-lethal means, even after they were attacked with glass, bottles, and locks.

01:05:57.000 At one point, I was hit by propelled gas canister.

01:06:00.000 There were groups of people interrogating journalists.

01:06:03.000 They warned me that if I portrayed the protesters in a negative light, I would face street justice.

01:06:09.000 And after being recognized, I was pelted with broken glass.

01:06:13.000 In the words of the protesters that I spoke to, the goal of these protests is to encourage society.

01:06:19.000 went into Ferguson and was asking them about how they feel about Jews.

01:06:28.000 By the By the way, they didn't feel great.

01:06:33.000 Wait, this is all very important.

01:06:34.000 I should have time-stamped it, but I like that intro.

01:06:37.000 But this really sums up the left and why we should ignore their fake pearl-clutching about violence.

01:06:45.000 They love violence.

01:06:46.000 They just don't like self-defense because it inhibits their words of the protesters that I spoke to.

01:06:54.000 The goal of these protests is to encourage societal breakdown so that it could be rebuilt in their own work image.

01:07:04.000 We haven't declared a revolutionary war.

01:07:08.000 Is that what we need to do?

01:07:09.000 I strongly feel like we do.

01:07:11.000 Do you think chaos is a good tool in order to reshuffle the debt?

01:07:13.000 It's become a useful tool.

01:07:16.000 Chaos, that's a complete reboot.

01:07:18.000 So do you think that organized chaos...

01:07:21.000 See what it means.

01:07:22.000 Yes, yes.

01:07:24.000 Key word, organized chaos.

01:07:26.000 I think it could be used as a tool.

01:07:29.000 Should we be able to use that chaos to tear down the system and to ultimately rebuild it?

01:07:35.000 I believe so.

01:07:37.000 Is it time for us to end the American experiment and start all over again? 0.84

01:07:41.000 If we failed, as an American experiment, it needs to be addressed.

01:07:41.000 Definitely.

01:07:46.000 Is it time to end the American experiment and then start all over again? 0.72

01:07:50.000 I think that we have to burn it down.

01:07:53.000 Do you think it's time to end the American experiment?

01:07:57.000 Yes!

01:07:59.000 Uh, yeah, it is time to end it.

01:08:01.000 Do we need violence as a tool?

01:08:04.000 Yes?

01:08:05.000 You gotta have violence.

01:08:06.000 Do you think that violence is a legitimate tool in order to make change?

01:08:11.000 There's four levels of protest.

01:08:13.000 Looting and rioting is part of being protesting.

01:08:15.000 So yes, I do agree that it needs to be there.

01:08:18.000 Do you think that violence like that is a proper response?

01:08:22.000 I think that response is an outcry of being silenced for way too long.

01:08:27.000 Not everyone that night felt the same way as the majority of protesters.

01:08:32.000 So they're not against violence.

01:08:33.000 But I'll end this with some great evidence that this is all a fucking game to them.

01:08:40.000 Go to 2-4 and you'll see a very interesting moment at 59 Seconds Inn where you can see spray painted on one of the cement dividers.

01:08:52.000 Gas me, daddy. 0.67

01:08:55.000 Like that goes beyond a game.

01:08:56.000 That's, we're getting sexual now.

01:08:59.000 Oh, you may have to kill me.

01:09:00.000 There we are.

01:09:01.000 See that in the bottom right?

01:09:03.000 Gas me, daddy. 0.67

01:09:07.000 Is that like a Dutch oven?

01:09:11.000 Be careful what you wish for.

01:09:12.000 Here you go, sweetheart.

01:09:14.000 Doesn't that sum it up?

01:09:15.000 It's just like rare.

01:09:16.000 It's like some crazy drunk bitch who wants you to slap her. 1.00

01:09:20.000 That's what you gonna do, bitch, pussy. 1.00

01:09:23.000 What you gonna do?

01:09:24.000 What you gonna do?

01:09:25.000 You don't have the balls to hit me.

01:09:28.000 It's not fun.

01:09:30.000 But here's a better example.

01:09:33.000 One six.

01:09:34.000 Where he sits there and goes, hit me in the head.

01:09:37.000 Guess me, daddy.

01:09:38.000 Hit me right here.

01:09:39.000 Hit me in the head. 0.94

01:09:41.000 And then guess what happens?

01:09:45.000 Okay, I'm gonna guess.

01:09:52.000 Right here!

01:09:54.000 Right here!

01:09:54.000 I thought of it!

01:09:56.000 right here.

01:09:56.000 You're going to try to kill me, too!

01:10:11.000 It's blood!

01:10:14.000 It's type of the American experiment.

01:10:16.000 Is there anyone who has it better than people in Portland, Oregon?

01:10:18.000 So he's showing them where.

01:10:27.000 Camilo, can you explain what happened to the last thing?

01:10:29.000 They got the wrong spot.

01:10:36.000 I didn't expect it at all.

01:10:38.000 They've stopped announcing, like, you need to now clear the area.

01:10:41.000 Now they'll just rush.

01:10:42.000 But they weren't even rushing that fast.

01:10:44.000 I didn't expect it at all.

01:10:46.000 Hit me right here.

01:10:48.000 Where the hell is that coming from?

01:10:50.000 And they didn't announce they were going to clear the area first.

01:10:54.000 They're cheating.

01:10:54.000 This is like a liar in a paintball game going, we were told we'd have 10 minutes to further our troops and get closer to the red flag.

01:11:02.000 They flanked us and they shot two of our guys between whistles.

01:11:08.000 And that's how they got to their flag first.

01:11:10.000 And then you look at the tape.

01:11:11.000 You go, no, no, that was all within the defined parameters.

01:11:16.000 This came out and they started doing their storm trooper march.

01:11:19.000 And so we all started backing up, right?

01:11:20.000 Okay, well, you clear, want us to clear this area?

01:11:22.000 We'll clear, right?

01:11:23.000 We're not in the place where we're like trading live rounds or some shit, so we're going to comply with that shit.

01:11:27.000 So I'm walking backwards, walking backwards.

01:11:29.000 I get All the way across the park from the fence in front of the justice center into the next intersection, and I turn around to look, and it was nuts.

01:11:36.000 I see this fed raise up the barrel of his pepper ball gun and shoot me right in the face.

01:11:41.000 It was not some cross-he shot you right in the face of all the people to shoot in the face.

01:11:47.000 He shot some guy in the face who was saying, shoot me in the face.

01:11:55.000 This is so absurd.

01:11:56.000 I'm now out of my own trumpet sounds.

01:12:02.000 I thought of it!

01:12:03.000 Right here!

01:12:08.000 Random, indiscriminate.

01:12:09.000 It was directly trying to hit me in the head.

01:12:11.000 I thought of it!

01:12:12.000 Right here!

01:12:15.000 You know, just, you know, random.

01:12:18.000 Gone is an expression.

01:12:19.000 That's an ancient Chinese secret.

01:12:21.000 And it was hard.

01:12:22.000 It hit me fucking hard.

01:12:23.000 And I went down and dropped my horn, and I had a leap floor in my head, too.

01:12:27.000 And then when I kind of came to, you know, just like a second or two later, I got up, saw my horn, grabbed it, ran, because they were still marching forward.

01:12:33.000 It's not like they were seeing it.

01:12:35.000 They were coming at you, and all you did was say, come at me.

01:12:38.000 And, yeah, man, I was bleeding profusely.

01:12:40.000 And the ball got lodged.

01:12:41.000 A lot of pieces all lodged up in there.

01:12:43.000 There's still pieces.

01:12:46.000 You know, this is a little microcosm of what would happen if they got their way.

01:12:49.000 They burn America to the ground.

01:12:50.000 And then they go, out of nowhere, all of a sudden, where there's no services, I called the cops because I don't have a home and it was cold.

01:12:57.000 And then there's nowhere to stay.

01:12:59.000 And then these people stole my food.

01:13:01.000 And then I called the, it won't be the cops, right?

01:13:03.000 It'll be called the anarcho-socialist monitoring force.

01:13:08.000 I called the ASMF and they didn't come by for like four hours.

01:13:13.000 The fuck?

01:13:15.000 All I did was destroy America and now it sucks.

01:13:18.000 I mean, we see this with Muslims all the time.

01:13:20.000 They'll move into an area like Luton, take it over, it turns into a piece of shit, and they go, I want to get out of here.

01:13:24.000 This place sucks.

01:13:26.000 Pakistan.

01:13:27.000 We need Pakistan. 0.94

01:13:28.000 Zinzabad.

01:13:29.000 Pakistan.

01:13:30.000 Zinzabad.

01:13:31.000 Ala Akbar.

01:13:33.000 And then, okay, fine.

01:13:34.000 Here's a country.

01:13:35.000 They get it.

01:13:36.000 Kill a bunch of chicks, murder everyone. 1.00

01:13:38.000 They go, this place you gave me sucks. 0.96

01:13:41.000 It's sort of like the UN.

01:13:42.000 I forget the town.

01:13:43.000 It was Jordan or something.

01:13:45.000 And they built them a soccer field.

01:13:47.000 There you go.

01:13:49.000 And they started hanging women from the goalposts. 0.98

01:13:53.000 And they said, we built that really for more of a soccer kind of a vibe and not a murdering 18-year-old girls because they didn't blow you vibe.

01:14:02.000 And they said, well, build us a hanging section.

01:14:06.000 And we will hang them there.

01:14:08.000 You leave us no choice.

01:14:11.000 You can't, I gotta say that Vix Vargel yesterday was right.

01:14:16.000 You can't give these assholes any slack.

01:14:20.000 And I used to feel like a weirdo when I would compare ISIS with Antifa, but not anymore.

01:14:27.000 All right, here's the last one.

01:14:29.000 These people jump on a car and then get indignant when the car doesn't comply.

01:14:36.000 Oh, freaking out.

01:14:38.000 Look, they jumped on her car.

01:14:42.000 And then she starts driving because she's scared and they all get mad.

01:14:46.000 I don't get it.

01:14:47.000 It's so weird.

01:14:49.000 Can you imagine doing that?

01:14:50.000 And what is wrong with you?

01:14:52.000 Why don't you kick a tiger in the head?

01:14:59.000 What is wrong with you?

01:15:00.000 They keep filming your license plate like we're gonna...

01:15:04.000 What is wrong with you?

01:15:06.000 What the fuck is wrong with you?

01:15:08.000 What's wrong with you, you stupid bitch? 1.00

01:15:13.000 Get the fuck out of here, please. 0.99

01:15:16.000 Put the fuck up away! 0.77

01:15:21.000 That's everyone's mom.

01:15:23.000 Trying to get home.

01:15:25.000 And these lunatics are jumping on her car and then screaming at her and threatening her life. 0.78

01:15:29.000 Stop making your car so danceable!

01:15:31.000 Is there the police standing in front of your car now?

01:15:37.000 She's got her hands up.

01:15:38.000 Sorry.

01:15:39.000 I won't do it again.

01:15:40.000 Thank you.

01:15:41.000 They have not identified the poor.

01:15:43.000 You blew my mad as shit.

01:15:46.000 My disgrace.

01:15:49.000 And you're not going to rest her?

01:15:52.000 Is she a white woman? 1.00

01:15:53.000 Huh?

01:15:53.000 You're off time to be a cop.

01:15:57.000 Touch us.

01:16:02.000 Don't touch us!

01:16:04.000 And you! 0.98

01:16:05.000 Bitch, what the fuck is wrong with you? 1.00

01:16:07.000 What the fuck?

01:16:09.000 Deanna killed us.

01:16:10.000 Arrest her! 1.00

01:16:11.000 The police went into her apartment to do a wellness check. 1.00

01:16:15.000 She was suicidal, and then her boyfriend started shooting at the cops, and she got caught in the crossfire.

01:16:20.000 It's like the worst example of police brutality in a long time.

01:16:25.000 What the fuck is going on, folks?

01:16:27.000 Sorry, I had to get all that riot shit out of the way, but Jesus Luis.

01:16:31.000 Clown Worlds is an understatement.

01:16:33.000 Now we have spoiled brats getting their way and complaining. 1.00

01:16:37.000 And they're playing a stupid game and they're winning stupid prizes.

01:16:40.000 Anyway, let's have some fun and go over to the Mail B. Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:16:51.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mail back.

01:16:57.000 Let me touch it.

01:17:00.000 We got way too much email.

01:17:02.000 I'm going to hire someone to go through our letters and just post them on the site.

01:17:07.000 Without people's addresses, don't worry.

01:17:09.000 And without the duds.

01:17:13.000 Okay.

01:17:14.000 Hey, Gav and Supreme Leader of the Fag Zone. 1.00

01:17:16.000 Your recent comments about the Boogaloo movement made you sound like you received all your information from MSNBC.

01:17:20.000 The Boogaloo movement has nothing to do with the race war.

01:17:22.000 It would make sense for an alt-right group comprised of mostly white men to declare a race war then protect BLM protesters. 0.52

01:17:28.000 The Boogaloo boys are mostly libertarians and anarcho-capitalists that are strongly opposed to government overreach that has especially gotten out of hand recently.

01:17:42.000 It's gotten a lot in hand.

01:17:44.000 It's not even close to out of hand.

01:17:47.000 wish it was out of hand.

01:17:48.000 I believe the hang-up is that you have identified as...

01:17:53.000 I believe the hangup is that you have identified as an libertarian before, yet your recent opinions have shown that that is not the case.

01:18:02.000 seems pretty disingenuous to say that they are an alt-right group that's preparing for a race right after they had an altercation with the Proud Boys.

01:18:10.000 I do not doubt that feds have infiltrated the group, just like I do not doubt they've infiltrated Proud Boys.

01:18:17.000 It happens to any group of federally government, the federal government labels as dangerous or even just controversial.

01:18:23.000 You're a fucking moron wit.

01:18:26.000 And you're a fucking pussy who is not out there in the real world if you think that government overreach is out of control. 0.99

01:18:35.000 Boogaloo boys are a joke. 1.00

01:18:36.000 The Boogaloo Boys are pussies. 1.00

01:18:39.000 They're stay-at-home pussies. 1.00

01:18:40.000 Some of them have shown up at things in Hawaiian shirts, kissing Antifa and Black Lives Matter ass, because you're fucking morons. 0.62

01:18:48.000 You're losers.

01:18:49.000 You're fucking Reddit 4chan fakers.

01:18:52.000 Go fuck yourself.

01:18:53.000 You're a fucking joke.

01:18:54.000 And you're not like the Proud Boys.

01:18:56.000 The Proud Boys have organized chapters all over the world who do bodyguarding.

01:19:04.000 They protect conservative speakers.

01:19:06.000 They've saved Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin.

01:19:09.000 You're just a bunch of fucking poser faggots. 1.00

01:19:11.000 Go fuck yourselves.

01:19:12.000 You don't exist.

01:19:15.000 You're just like these LARPers playing paintball. 0.95

01:19:18.000 You're not a thing.

01:19:20.000 What fucker said that? 0.90

01:19:23.000 Hey, Gavin, this would make an amazing video drop.

01:19:25.000 It's from the series Beyond Scared Straight.

01:19:27.000 First time I saw this, I laughed so hard I farted.

01:19:30.000 Go ahead and start it.

01:19:31.000 You can slip one.

01:19:34.000 Anybody can kill you.

01:19:35.000 You can slip and fall in a banana peel.

01:19:36.000 You can get in a car wreck.

01:19:38.000 You can fall off a bridge.

01:19:39.000 You can have an aneurysm on a toilet.

01:19:41.000 You never know.

01:19:42.000 No.

01:19:44.000 On a toilet.

01:19:45.000 You never know.

01:19:46.000 It's a mix of uneducated and rather stupid.

01:19:49.000 You can have an aneurysm on the toilet.

01:19:52.000 Aneurysm on a toilet.

01:19:53.000 You never know.

01:19:54.000 To make you simple, sir.

01:19:56.000 That is a winner.

01:19:58.000 That's fucking comedy.

01:20:00.000 Hey, retard Gavin, that hurts. 1.00

01:20:02.000 And fat zone occupant.

01:20:04.000 This is a Christian from Jalisco, Mexico again.

01:20:07.000 If you're born gay, then what is the big deal with Drag Queen Story Hour or the whole gender movement? 0.59

01:20:11.000 If you're not gay, based on your theory, then you will not be persuaded whatsoever. 0.73

01:20:15.000 Let all the mentally ill gays have a ball. 1.00

01:20:17.000 What's the big deal?

01:20:19.000 Because we're not worried about them making kids gay. 0.95

01:20:21.000 We're worried about them normalizing it to the point where it's okay to touch a little boy, and now pedophilia is a gray area.

01:20:28.000 We've already seen Desmond is Amazing at two in the morning at strip clubs and gay bars with men putting money in his pocket.

01:20:36.000 We're not worried about a non-gay Desmond is Amazing becoming gay. 0.85

01:20:39.000 We're worried about a young boy being corrupted sexually and getting fucked, if you will.

01:20:48.000 Also, this may be anecdotal.

01:20:51.000 I know of a guy that was sexually abused in juvenile prison, and when he got out, he came out as bi. 0.99

01:20:55.000 I was friends in the middle school, never got a gay vibe from him.

01:20:57.000 I feel his gay identity was forced on him.

01:20:59.000 Yes, it is possible a percentage of gays.

01:21:03.000 Jim Goad and I disagree on this, but I would say like 10, 15 maybe percent of gay men were sort of driven there.

01:21:10.000 I'd say it's a larger percentage with women because women are better looking, so it's easier to jump ship. 1.00

01:21:15.000 Actually, let me lower that gay one. 1.00

01:21:17.000 Let's say under 10%.

01:21:19.000 And then for lesbians, I'd say it could be as high as 25, especially these lugs, these lesbians until graduation, where they're super hot and they're lesbians from like 20 to 25. 1.00

01:21:31.000 We haven't checked in on Desmond in a while.

01:21:33.000 How's he doing?

01:21:34.000 Apparently, he got attacked.

01:21:36.000 Hi, everyone.

01:21:37.000 Desmond's amazing.

01:21:38.000 then yeah, Thursday it was a bad day.

01:21:41.000 And I'll just get to the I did a movie, but let's get to the main part now.

01:21:50.000 So I finished shooting the movie and I did like a little video for something, so like it was just like a little video after that.

01:22:00.000 And then we decided to get on the L train.

01:22:02.000 We met a fan.

01:22:04.000 And then my mom, my mom and I, our legs were hurting so we decided to take the elevator and it was packed out.

01:22:11.000 So, and then this man every day.

01:22:17.000 Like, but anyways, like, something like this like this.

01:22:29.000 Like this.

01:22:30.000 And he just jumped his base.

01:22:33.000 He was right here.

01:22:34.000 And he was right here.

01:22:36.000 So he was right there.

01:22:37.000 And then he then, like, it was going up really slow.

01:22:44.000 And, like, five seconds in, he started yelling that I'm abused.

01:22:48.000 And, like, my mom, like, makes me do stuff that I want to do, which is, like, not true at all.

01:22:54.000 Like, he was saying that.

01:22:56.000 Like, my mom prostitutes me. 0.98

01:22:58.000 Where are they in Williamsburg, Brooklyn living now?

01:23:02.000 I thought they were from Montreal.

01:23:04.000 You get a free refugee status.

01:23:06.000 And who moves their kid from Williamsburg?

01:23:13.000 You know, it just moves yourself.

01:23:14.000 Also, isn't it funny that a lot of them grew up without dads?

01:23:16.000 They never had a father.

01:23:17.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:23:18.000 I heard an episode when you said you wanted pics to see who your followers are.

01:23:20.000 Yeah, I like the pics.

01:23:23.000 I'm not sure you should be doxing them, but you get a lot out of a picture.

01:23:27.000 Like how old they are and everything.

01:23:31.000 Hey, G-Dog and President Faggy, being a sports fan and diehard Red Sox guy has been really fucking hard lately with all the capitulation and virtue signaling from almost all those guys. 0.92

01:23:39.000 And is it also hard, Martin, to watch us destroy you these past three games, this series?

01:23:46.000 Is it hard seeing the Mets eat the Boston Red Sox for breakfast?

01:23:50.000 And is it hard to look at Fenway Stadium and see Black Lives Matter written in the Red Sox font that's about a block long when the Mets didn't kneel?

01:24:01.000 No one believes me when I say this, and I don't think the Mets want to publicize it.

01:24:05.000 The Mets didn't kneel.

01:24:08.000 The Brays also didn't kneel on opening day.

01:24:11.000 The Yankees kneel.

01:24:13.000 I love saying it to Yankees fans.

01:24:14.000 They get so pissed off.

01:24:16.000 You can see their blood boiling.

01:24:18.000 And they deny it.

01:24:19.000 They go, no, no, no.

01:24:20.000 The Mets knelt at the opening ceremony.

01:24:22.000 And I have all the proof on my phone and I show it to them.

01:24:24.000 And then I just sit there and watch their blood boil.

01:24:28.000 One guy goes, yeah, The Yankees kneel, they also win.

01:24:33.000 True.

01:24:34.000 True.

01:24:37.000 When I heard the Mets didn't kneel for the anthem, I figured it was time for me to jump ship and root for the guys who didn't kneel, and then kicked my formerly beloved Red Sox ass.

01:24:44.000 Maybe I can join baseball again.

01:24:47.000 Thanks.

01:24:47.000 I like you more than a friend, Martin.

01:24:49.000 P.S. I even bought a new hat.

01:24:51.000 Wow.

01:24:52.000 You came over to the dark side.

01:24:55.000 Welcome aboard.

01:24:57.000 Welcome to the Mets, my friend.

01:24:59.000 Where do you live?

01:25:00.000 If you still live in Boston, you could be in a lot of shit with that.

01:25:04.000 But if you've left Boston, yeah, come to the Mets.

01:25:08.000 Welcome aboard.

01:25:09.000 Great to have you.

01:25:10.000 Liking the Yankees, it's like liking Superman.

01:25:13.000 The Mets are like Wolverine.

01:25:14.000 They're a cool superhero.

01:25:18.000 And they didn't kneel.

01:25:21.000 Gav Tastic, and not to mention we have the two greatest pitchers in the league, including Jacob DeGrom, who has won two Cy Youngs in a fucking row.

01:25:31.000 But our closers are an issue.

01:25:33.000 Me and Diaz.

01:25:36.000 Wow.

01:25:37.000 Gav Tastic and Rye Fagstick.

01:25:38.000 You guys have got to watch The Joker again in the context of what is happening politically today with the riots.

01:25:43.000 It's disconcertingly analogous to the shit world the left wants and has created.

01:25:50.000 It's quite literally clown world.

01:25:51.000 Weird shit.

01:25:53.000 Thanks.

01:25:53.000 I'm aware of The Joker and how it relates to these modern riots.

01:25:57.000 What a weird assignment.

01:26:00.000 This is the arrogance of the Zoomers.

01:26:03.000 Yeah, you don't really understand.

01:26:05.000 You saw The Joker through different eyes.

01:26:07.000 Watch it again.

01:26:08.000 50-year-old man.

01:26:10.000 Watch it again.

01:26:11.000 And you'll see a whole new perspective.

01:26:14.000 Fuck you.

01:26:15.000 Fucking little kid telling me to reinterpret something.

01:26:20.000 But I do.

01:26:23.000 All right, last one.

01:26:24.000 You want to talk about woke?

01:26:26.000 I'm woke.

01:26:27.000 Thought you might use this pearl.

01:26:33.000 Mine's not playing.

01:26:34.000 Opening attach.

01:26:36.000 You want to talk about woke?

01:26:37.000 You want to talk about woke?

01:26:39.000 I'm woke.

01:26:41.000 Damn.

01:26:42.000 This is intense.

01:26:42.000 Talk about woke.

01:26:44.000 I'm woke.

01:26:46.000 Let me see it.

01:26:47.000 Mine won't load.

01:26:49.000 You want to talk about loke?

01:26:51.000 I'm woke.

01:26:53.000 Wow, that's cool.

01:26:54.000 Thank you very much, sir.

01:26:56.000 What do we do with that?

01:26:57.000 I guess I'll tweet it out.

01:26:58.000 Oh, no, wait.

01:26:59.000 All right, I got to read this one.

01:27:00.000 From Philip, Big Nate.

01:27:03.000 Gav, did you notice that the Big Nate kid show, Social Studies Teachers, was Mr. God-free?

01:27:10.000 No God for kids.

01:27:12.000 Anything they can do to push evolution atheism.

01:27:15.000 Also, Ryan is not just gay.

01:27:17.000 He is a fag. 1.00

01:27:18.000 Ouch.

01:27:20.000 and if you Thank you.

01:27:26.000 Hey, Gav, if Without a Paddle isn't your kid's new favorite movie, I'll mail my next dump to Antifa headquarters. 0.79

01:27:33.000 I want to fuck you with my heels on. 1.00

01:27:35.000 All right, that's the last one.

01:27:35.000 Let's see what he's talking about.

01:27:37.000 And by the way, I'm just going to say I don't like it because I want you to mail shit to Antifa.

01:27:43.000 It's a great movie.

01:27:46.000 Without a Paddle?

01:27:47.000 Wait, it's from 2004?

01:27:48.000 It's great.

01:27:50.000 It's a great adventure film.

01:27:51.000 You'll notice, by the way, once again, Ryan comes alive when we talk about children's movies.

01:27:55.000 It's not a children's movie.

01:27:56.000 This is PG-13.

01:27:57.000 It might be a little too rich for the youngest.

01:28:00.000 Is there sex in it?

01:28:01.000 I only care if there's sex. 0.95

01:28:04.000 Some suggestive.

01:28:05.000 What?

01:28:06.000 What are you doing?

01:28:10.000 Let's just show the trailer.

01:28:12.000 I don't like that tall guy.

01:28:15.000 Oh, Matthew.

01:28:16.000 He was in SLC punk.

01:28:18.000 Yeah, Matthew Lillard.

01:28:21.000 Alright, without a double-decker.

01:28:22.000 The trailer was already there at the top.

01:28:26.000 Jerry can't commit.

01:28:28.000 I won't play the role of nagging girlfriend anymore.

01:28:30.000 Nagging wife made you happier. 1.00

01:28:32.000 Oh, dear God.

01:28:34.000 Dan's a little timid.

01:28:36.000 Afraid of self-affection.

01:28:37.000 Like, saram?

01:28:38.000 Afraid that somehow it'll get draped over my head.

01:28:40.000 And it's very sticky.

01:28:43.000 Not afraid of anything.

01:28:47.000 Is that the corpse of Billy Newman?

01:28:50.000 Where'd you guys park?

01:28:52.000 For three childhood friends.

01:28:53.000 Let's take the trip.

01:28:55.000 I have responsibilities.

01:28:59.000 You guys are out there.

01:29:01.000 Hey, look a deer.

01:29:05.000 Paramount pictures.

01:29:07.000 We're just taking a trip.

01:29:08.000 You make a couple mistakes up there, you gone.

01:29:11.000 Um, you're a boy scout.

01:29:12.000 No.

01:29:12.000 We want to hear something crazy.

01:29:14.000 My brother did this exact day, and it was really dangerous.

01:29:18.000 And guess who he was with?

01:29:20.000 Who?

01:29:21.000 Justin Trudeau.

01:29:23.000 No.

01:29:25.000 He was with?

01:29:26.000 That was part of the crew.

01:29:27.000 Get the hell out of here.

01:29:28.000 Because he was friends with Justin's brother.

01:29:30.000 Oh, crap.

01:29:32.000 And at one point, Justin said they were having a campfire.

01:29:35.000 Whoa.

01:29:36.000 Oh, my God.

01:29:36.000 I just walked right into that trap.

01:29:37.000 Talk about a target audience.

01:29:41.000 If you want to roll down those stockings, I'm all natural.

01:29:45.000 Super natural.

01:29:48.000 After everything we've been through, we finally run out of these guys fall off.

01:29:54.000 What doesn't kill you?

01:29:56.000 Stay calm.

01:29:57.000 It won't bother you if you're in the fetal position.

01:30:00.000 Abort the fetal position makes you stronger.

01:30:04.000 Whatever it is, you fellas are looking for.

01:30:05.000 You gotta go out and get it.

01:30:07.000 All right, that looks pretty good.

01:30:08.000 Don't risk it.

01:30:10.000 I had this terrible reputation for kids' movies thanks to blank check.

01:30:14.000 And then I started working out, doing push-ups, and I just kept hitting him out of the park.

01:30:20.000 Skyscraper with The Rock.

01:30:24.000 The Brothers Grim.

01:30:25.000 It was just like hit after hit.

01:30:27.000 My kids were like, RIPD, heads off.

01:30:29.000 R.I.P.D., that's ancient.

01:30:31.000 What were you going to say about Judea?

01:30:32.000 I don't think you finished that.

01:30:34.000 Oh, sorry.

01:30:35.000 He said when they had a campfire and he goes, guys, I'm a little worried about the carbon footprint here.

01:30:40.000 Should we be doing this?

01:30:42.000 How about the footprint that's going to be in your ass in a second? 0.50

01:30:45.000 Fruit.

01:30:47.000 And then I chose a stinker.

01:30:50.000 What was it again?

01:30:52.000 It was.

01:30:55.000 Oh, shit.

01:30:57.000 It was the fish that saved Pittsburgh.

01:31:00.000 I got arrogant.

01:31:01.000 Sort of like when you're playing blackjack and you're getting bored and you put down like 40 bucks, even though you have 12, like the 12 total.

01:31:11.000 And it's almost like you want to lose or something.

01:31:13.000 They might like Groundhog's Day.

01:31:15.000 We've seen that a million times.

01:31:19.000 The trailer looks really good for this.

01:31:20.000 And I remember when I was, I probably saw this when I was like 11.

01:31:24.000 And I remember just going, what the fuck?

01:31:28.000 There's no plot, though.

01:31:30.000 The plot is just this astrologist decides, she decides that the basketball team should all be Pisces, and it works, and they start winning.

01:31:38.000 And they've never won before.

01:31:40.000 That's it.

01:31:40.000 That's amazing.

01:31:41.000 That's the whole movie.

01:31:42.000 There's no like, things are going bad, then they get good, or there's no crisis.

01:31:46.000 It's just they do really well as a Pisces team.

01:31:49.000 It's got speed.

01:31:50.000 It's got the news.

01:31:51.000 It's got rhythm.

01:31:52.000 All across the land.

01:31:54.000 It's got style.

01:31:56.000 That's all it has.

01:31:58.000 Anyway, that got me back.

01:31:59.000 And I was kind of happy to be off the top of the picking movies for the kids hill.

01:32:05.000 But now I want to get back in the game, and I might use that to get my points back up.

01:32:15.000 Have you ever seen Wild, Wild West with the kids?

01:32:17.000 Nope.

01:32:18.000 It's a bomb, dude.

01:32:20.000 They got mechanical wrecking shit.

01:32:22.000 Shooting, but it's clean.

01:32:24.000 So I'm a high-ex in it.

01:32:26.000 Ryan, is that time with kids' movies all the time?

01:32:28.000 If any girls are watching this and they're single, they're going to go, they're going to be so turned off. 1.00

01:32:32.000 I don't give a hell.

01:32:34.000 If you don't deserve to be aware of the girls at my I like Will Smith and Wild, Wild West, you don't deserve me at my I Like Toy Story 3, the adult one that grew with the generation it once pleased when it debuted.

01:32:49.000 You heard it here first, folks.

01:32:51.000 Toy Story 3, the adult one.

01:32:55.000 There's lots of fucking and violence in Toy Story 3, apparently.

01:32:58.000 There's tearjerking moments.

01:32:59.000 All right, let's end the show.

01:33:01.000 We went way too long.

01:33:03.000 1-7.

01:33:06.000 It's the NSFW.

01:33:09.000 We gotta give it away.

01:33:09.000 No, no, no, actually, I didn't mean to say that.

01:33:11.000 1-8.

01:33:12.000 Let's end it with 1-8.

01:33:13.000 So we're seeing all these spoiled brats fuck around, and they don't seem to find out. 1.00

01:33:17.000 Well, let's end it with one of them finding out, because it feels good.

01:33:21.000 It feels good to see some retribution here.

01:33:30.000 So this guy's got a camera.

01:33:31.000 This has got to be Toronto.

01:33:35.000 This big Uyghur town, Toronto, the real name of the hip-hop.

01:33:40.000 They work really hard to do big defeats.

01:33:42.000 I think Europeans, Germans are like this too.

01:33:45.000 They're really good at appropriating the culture, doing a good job.

01:33:48.000 It's a nice tag.

01:33:49.000 Well, not if you live there.

01:33:51.000 If you live there, you're pissed off.

01:33:57.000 You came here and vandalized this bug.

01:34:00.000 You can't fucking do that to people's faces, okay?

01:34:03.000 I understand you.

01:34:04.000 I understand you, sir.

01:34:05.000 You can't be doing that.

01:34:08.000 I talked to a Jamaican guy, he said he's not.

01:34:11.000 He said Kensington Blake.

01:34:12.000 He vandalized my house, okay?

01:34:15.000 I swear to God, I don't even know what's here.

01:34:19.000 He said it.

01:34:20.000 He said the Kensington Light Guard.

01:34:22.000 I'm sorry, sir.

01:34:23.000 I'm so sorry.

01:34:24.000 I'm so sorry.

01:34:25.000 I'm fucking bleeding.

01:34:27.000 Hear that?

01:34:27.000 I'm so sorry.

01:34:28.000 I'm fucking bleeding.

01:34:30.000 Yeah, that's what happens when you get punched in the face.

01:34:33.000 It's like I'm spray painting the snow with your face paint.

01:34:37.000 I'm doing my own graffiti.

01:34:40.000 Get fired.

01:34:41.000 Get in trouble.

01:34:41.000 Be brave.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 30, 2020

S02E193 - PAINTBALL BRATS [2020-07-30 - S02E193 - PAINTBALL BRATS]

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