Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E197 - THE UPRISING HAS BEGUN [2020-08-11 - S02E197 - THE UPRISING HAS BEGUN]

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 It's not any control.

00:00:22.000 Love is not the answer, it's the minds, the questions.

00:00:31.000 *Painful*

00:00:37.000 Remy Wolf, I'm gonna have to be looking at my computer screen for most of the show because the printer won't print.

00:00:46.000 And I wasn't smart enough to have a backup ink ready.

00:00:53.000 And I'm kind of mad at the ink place, to be totally frank.

00:00:58.000 Because you're supposed to get a warning.

00:01:03.000 The printout's supposed to be shittier and shittier, right?

00:01:06.000 Like Walkman's when we were kids.

00:01:08.000 The cassette would slowly and you just notice the song's a little off-tempo.

00:01:14.000 You'd be like, boom.

00:01:14.000 Right.

00:01:15.000 You just put the batteries in again, like different.

00:01:18.000 You just like take it and put it back in, and it would give it a little juice.

00:01:22.000 Yeah.

00:01:24.000 And then you would go, I remember this song being a lot peppier.

00:01:28.000 And then you would put in new batteries and it would be great.

00:01:32.000 But then you think of like iPods came along, and the second it was done, it was done.

00:01:37.000 So now printers are following that suit.

00:01:40.000 F you.

00:01:41.000 You're a joke.

00:01:44.000 That was Remy Wolf.

00:01:45.000 I learned about her on GavinMcInnis.win, which is a fun place to go to talk about the show, though we will have comments on the site any moment now.

00:01:54.000 Any second now.

00:01:55.000 She's a woman who's not trying to be sexy. 0.98

00:01:59.000 And as a dad, I like that.

00:02:01.000 As a dude, I don't.

00:02:04.000 But yeah, this is clearly not a sex object.

00:02:11.000 but she's a great songwriter and artist.

00:02:13.000 So I got Kangaroo Boy used her song in his last video about Arthur being teaching us about racism.

00:02:40.000 She's really LA, isn't she?

00:02:46.000 Anyway, check out her songs and I turned my daughter on to her because I thought this is what I want my daughter to be like. 0.82

00:02:52.000 Ugly.

00:02:53.000 She was wearing fishnets and a short skirt yesterday, like a mini skirt. 0.96

00:02:59.000 But it's like she's going for like a bikini kill thing. 1.00

00:03:02.000 So it's like pink and purple fishnets with chucks on.

00:03:09.000 Punky, I guess.

00:03:11.000 But I don't like, yeah.

00:03:14.000 There's certain things that young girls need to know, like a choker. 0.98

00:03:18.000 That says submission.

00:03:20.000 That's got SNM blowjob connotation, so don't do that. 0.71

00:03:22.000 And ripped tights. 0.99

00:03:24.000 Young girls don't seem to get the reason it's appealing is because it looks like you were just raped and you liked it. 0.90

00:03:30.000 And you want to be sexually violated.

00:03:32.000 So careful of the context, kiddies.

00:03:35.000 Sometimes I say that with Asian girls where they'll have like thigh-high boots on. 1.00

00:03:39.000 And you feel like going, uh, you know, that means that you're a fucking whore, right? 0.95

00:03:45.000 Like Cardi B and Megan the Stallion wear them for the video Wet Ass Pussy.

00:03:50.000 You're wearing them to go shopping with your friends.

00:03:52.000 Stop.

00:03:53.000 Anything thigh-high emphasizes the thighs, and it means go down on me.

00:03:59.000 Looks like you're going dong shopping.

00:04:00.000 It means eat my ass.

00:04:02.000 I will eat your ass. 1.00

00:04:06.000 Remy was on American Idol once.

00:04:08.000 Did you know that?

00:04:09.000 Didn't.

00:04:11.000 I'll eat your ass. 1.00

00:04:13.000 I know that.

00:04:14.000 all right so maybe check the notes My name is Remy Wolf.

00:04:23.000 I'm from Palo Alto, California, and I auditioned for American Idol because I really like to sing.

00:04:29.000 And my voice teacher said that it would be a good idea to do it.

00:04:32.000 And I was like, yeah.

00:04:34.000 You know what's great about this?

00:04:34.000 So she went to American Idol, where what you're really doing is you're asking the keepers, the gatekeepers, for permission inside the industry.

00:04:42.000 And they, I guess, said no.

00:04:45.000 And then she just said, you know what, I'll make my own songs and my own videos and my own music and do a great job.

00:04:50.000 Thanks.

00:04:51.000 How many views does that song have?

00:04:54.000 Normal, I guess.

00:04:55.000 Let's see.

00:04:57.000 147,000.

00:04:59.000 That's getting up there.

00:05:00.000 Almost a court mill.

00:05:02.000 That's getting good.

00:05:03.000 That's probably got to give her publicity, though.

00:05:05.000 Imagine you had a concert that 143,000 people saw.

00:05:08.000 That'd be pretty good.

00:05:08.000 Oh, my gosh.

00:05:10.000 Pretty big.

00:05:11.000 We don't need the boomers anymore. 1.00

00:05:11.000 You don't need that. 1.00

00:05:13.000 You don't even need Gen X or even Millennials.

00:05:16.000 Make your own music, make your own videos, write your own books, e-publish them.

00:05:22.000 You don't need a publisher anymore.

00:05:24.000 All of those gatekeepers are gone.

00:05:27.000 You used to need a book deal, or I just got signed.

00:05:30.000 You know, the Bruce Springsteen song, the record company gave me a big advance.

00:05:35.000 No, now you earn your own money.

00:05:39.000 Like Kangaroo Jack does on Censored.

00:05:41.000 He gets a commission of the people he brings in.

00:05:43.000 And he's making a lot more money than my initial offer was to pay him per video.

00:05:49.000 A band I was going to choose, though, was a really cool band from like 1970, maybe even 69 called The Pleasure Seekers.

00:05:58.000 And this is 1-3.

00:06:00.000 Cool band.

00:06:02.000 She saw the Beatles on TV and she said, I want to be in a band.

00:06:06.000 But they made a garage band.

00:06:07.000 That's her now. 0.88

00:06:08.000 Okay, she's what, 70?

00:06:10.000 Still looks pretty good.

00:06:12.000 But they were the first, I think they were the first all-girl band, definitely the first all-girl garage like rock band.

00:06:18.000 Oh, great.

00:06:18.000 I'm going to have to keep doing this to my fucking computer.

00:06:21.000 But check out this song, What a Way to Die.

00:06:23.000 I first heard the shop assistants cover this.

00:06:25.000 They were a Scottish band.

00:06:27.000 Here's the original.

00:06:28.000 Seattle Teen Spectacular, but they're So big that they're just about the hottest thing around right now.

00:06:33.000 They have an advantage over other groups because they not only play so well, but they look so fine.

00:06:38.000 The Pleasure Seekers. 0.92

00:06:40.000 What is he, eight?

00:06:53.000 They look like fun chicks, don't they? 1.00

00:06:55.000 Bye bye, love you.

00:06:57.000 Baby, come on. 0.99

00:07:00.000 Suzy Quattro wasn't in that band, was she? 0.89

00:07:02.000 To my side, baby.

00:07:04.000 To my side.

00:07:06.000 But I may not live past 21, but...

00:07:11.000 Woo! 0.99

00:07:12.000 What a way to die.

00:07:14.000 To my side, baby.

00:07:17.000 To my side.

00:07:19.000 Oh yeah, Susie Quattro was in the band. 1.00

00:07:22.000 That was her.

00:07:25.000 Cool.

00:07:29.000 Guess who Susie Quattro was? 0.99

00:07:32.000 I believe she was the Fonz's girlfriend.

00:07:35.000 She had her own career after the pleasure seekers and did very well. 0.98

00:07:40.000 And then she was on Happy Days.

00:07:42.000 What was her big hit?

00:07:45.000 Susie Quattro.

00:07:46.000 Her big hit was... 1.00

00:07:49.000 Uh...

00:07:54.000 The wild one.

00:07:56.000 Can the can.

00:07:57.000 Can the can.

00:07:58.000 You got to go for the can, honey.

00:08:01.000 You got to can the can.

00:08:06.000 She's still going.

00:08:07.000 She must be 70 years old. 0.91

00:08:08.000 She must be 70 years old. 0.91

00:08:17.000 what's the freaking song lady Still rocking. 1.00

00:08:32.000 She's been rocking since the day I was born.

00:08:38.000 But find Susie Quattro and the Fons. 0.96

00:08:40.000 So I believe his girlfriend was Leather Tuscadero, but Susie Quattro. 0.72

00:08:45.000 Leather Tuscadero would wear all pink leather, but I believe Susie would wear all black leather. 1.00

00:08:51.000 And I think the Fonz was sexually attracted to her.

00:08:53.000 The one who put his penis inside of her. 0.99

00:08:55.000 You want a new dance?

00:08:56.000 I got a new dance, and it's going to be done by a friend of mine soon to be a friend of mine.

00:09:04.000 Oh, Susie Pacha is Leather Tuscadero. 1.00

00:09:08.000 What am I talking about?

00:09:09.000 I'll tell you something.

00:09:11.000 Leather is being backed up by some more friends of mine.

00:09:16.000 Ben.

00:09:18.000 What dance is it gonna be?

00:09:20.000 it's called do the fonzie that's right here we go one two one two three So he's moving his knees.

00:09:44.000 Now he takes his thumbs and his targets and then he moves his knees twice.

00:09:49.000 Didn't Henry Winkler have taken some dance lessons for this episode?

00:09:52.000 Let's take a shout to the Fonzie Come on, do the Fonzie with me To the Fonzie Come on Dude, I was so obsessed with him when I was a kid.

00:10:06.000 I wore a Fonz t-shirt every day.

00:10:08.000 I listened to the record that had one song.

00:10:10.000 It was all 50 songs, but one thing at the end was just tracks where you'd learn to talk like him.

00:10:14.000 We'd just go, hey, sit on it.

00:10:19.000 And if I was crying, my parents would say, oh, stop your greeting.

00:10:23.000 The Fonz doesn't he cry.

00:10:25.000 And I would immediately stop crying.

00:10:27.000 That is true.

00:10:28.000 I've never seen the Fons cry. 0.90

00:10:32.000 What good, wholesome 70s fun and their strange obsession with the 50s, which of course led Twisted Sister out of the country.

00:10:41.000 They were a glam band.

00:10:42.000 No one wanted them.

00:10:43.000 They all wanted this and the Ramones and American graffiti.

00:10:46.000 You had to be a Jew acting like an Italian in a leather jacket. 1.00

00:10:49.000 That's the only thing we had room for in America.

00:10:52.000 So Twisted Sister moved to London and had a pretty good career as a glam band.

00:10:58.000 And guess who their roadies were?

00:11:03.000 You don't know who the roadies for Twisted Sister were when they moved to Britain?

00:11:08.000 Ryan, I just said this in a cameo maybe 10 minutes ago.

00:11:14.000 I guess it was some the displacement replacements, the pretenders, the galenders, some punk crap. 0.96

00:11:20.000 The exploited.

00:11:21.000 Right.

00:11:23.000 How am I going to remember that?

00:11:24.000 I don't know.

00:11:25.000 I guess you'd have to have some sort of a brain that took in information.

00:11:32.000 You know, good information, sure.

00:11:33.000 Okay, so we're done talking about music.

00:11:35.000 That was a long intro to the show.

00:11:36.000 We're almost ready to start the show, but I want to play a game with you.

00:11:38.000 This is 1-5.

00:11:39.000 This is way weirder than the gold dress, black dress thing.

00:11:45.000 I cannot figure this out.

00:11:47.000 You ready for this?

00:11:49.000 Okay, if you look at green needle and press play, you'll hear green needle.

00:11:52.000 If you look at brainstorm and press play, you'll hear brainstorm.

00:11:56.000 Choose anyone you want.

00:11:57.000 I'm going to choose brainstorm.

00:11:59.000 I'm going to choose Needle.

00:11:59.000 Play it.

00:12:09.000 What the hell?

00:12:14.000 What the hell?

00:12:15.000 Okay, now let's do it again.

00:12:16.000 I'm going to do green needle this time.

00:12:17.000 I just did both.

00:12:22.000 Wait, I just heard brainstorm when I was looking at green needle.

00:12:22.000 Whoa.

00:12:25.000 Try it again.

00:12:25.000 Oh.

00:12:29.000 Wait, now all I can hear is brainstorm.

00:12:30.000 I could only hear.

00:12:31.000 I hear both.

00:12:33.000 I can't hear green needle anymore.

00:12:34.000 When I did this before, I could hear both.

00:12:36.000 Do it again.

00:12:44.000 Whoa, that's weird.

00:12:47.000 Now I can't hear green needle.

00:12:49.000 At all.

00:12:50.000 I just got it.

00:12:50.000 At all.

00:12:51.000 I could brainstorm every time.

00:12:52.000 I could hear green needle.

00:12:53.000 Try it again.

00:12:53.000 I need you.

00:12:59.000 This, I got greenstorm.

00:13:01.000 We're getting there.

00:13:07.000 No, I hear brainstorm.

00:13:11.000 You know what's weird about this too?

00:13:12.000 Storm is one syllable.

00:13:14.000 Needle is two syllables.

00:13:16.000 So I get how green and brain can get mixed up, but how does storm become needle?

00:13:21.000 And then the second crazy part is I practiced this at home 40 times.

00:13:28.000 It worked perfectly.

00:13:29.000 I come here at work and now it's only brainstorm.

00:13:32.000 You got brainstorm and green needle?

00:13:35.000 Yeah.

00:13:36.000 Yeah.

00:13:37.000 That's true.

00:13:37.000 I could pretty much alternate it, like depending on which one I have.

00:13:40.000 Yeah, that's how it was for me the first time I did it.

00:13:42.000 Maybe it's the sound because I think there's a lot of nuanced things where your brain assumes what's happening, what you're hearing.

00:13:49.000 So maybe if you put the headphones on, you could do it.

00:13:51.000 Here, look.

00:14:11.000 Nope.

00:14:12.000 The best I can do is greenstorm.

00:14:15.000 Wow, that's weird, dude.

00:14:17.000 That's crazy.

00:14:18.000 That's crazy, man.

00:14:20.000 That's a bad motherfucker, man.

00:14:23.000 Also, checking in with chicks and pop culture, there's this new sort of group of Zoomers who they're like a troop. 0.99

00:14:32.000 And one of them has sort of flown the coop and gone her own way. 1.00

00:14:35.000 And her name is Lotus.

00:14:36.000 And it all seems like gobbledygook to us middle-aged men.

00:14:40.000 But I don't know if she's not a fucking whore talking about how wet her pussy is. 1.00

00:14:45.000 And just like the girl who opened the show tonight, she's not selling her sexuality.

00:14:51.000 She's just doing soap-like brain droppings. 1.00

00:14:55.000 And she seems pretty darn red-pilled. 0.98

00:15:00.000 She's also a beach.

00:15:06.000 whoa You're not special.

00:15:15.000 That motivational post in your doctor's office lied to you.

00:15:18.000 Your life is invaluable.

00:15:20.000 You are not more significant.

00:15:22.000 You are not cool or extraordinary or important.

00:15:26.000 Your personal opinions are nearly worthless, and you are not priority.

00:15:31.000 Know your place.

00:15:34.000 You are human.

00:15:35.000 Humans are fucking impaired creatures that constantly fail or cringe and fuck up. 1.00

00:15:43.000 I guess she doesn't live with her parents anymore.

00:15:45.000 Try to argue, guess what?

00:15:46.000 Fucking no one cares.

00:15:48.000 Here's me trying to listen to your opinion.

00:15:50.000 Look, it's your feelings.

00:15:51.000 You hear that?

00:15:56.000 It's silence.

00:15:57.000 I guess that's unfamiliar to you because you constantly feel the need to pollute the air with your half-baked ideologies and empty philosophies.

00:16:03.000 Hey, hey, hey, now you're getting personal.

00:16:05.000 The world doesn't give a single fuck about you.

00:16:07.000 That's inspiring.

00:16:09.000 But now I'm going to scare you with something that's uninspiring.

00:16:13.000 So we're going to go back and forth with kids.

00:16:15.000 It's going to be an interesting show because I'm smelling the beginnings of fighting back.

00:16:21.000 I'm smelling a turning point in America where we've had enough of this bullshit.

00:16:25.000 That kid is red-pilled.

00:16:27.000 The creeps are losing.

00:16:28.000 The anarchists are losing.

00:16:30.000 And law and order and Christianity is on its way back. 0.99

00:16:33.000 We saw yesterday those people chasing Antifa out of Colorado and doing a nice little ground and pound in the ditch.

00:16:39.000 We saw Proud Boys going to a Seattle protest and showing Antifa what's what.

00:16:44.000 We're hearing about various people that fucked around and found out.

00:16:48.000 But there's still some problems.

00:16:50.000 For example, this doll was just recalled.

00:16:54.000 And thank God it was.

00:16:56.000 But why did it exist in the first place?

00:16:59.000 I've been wanting to talk about this for days, but we haven't had the opportunity.

00:17:02.000 Who made this?

00:17:02.000 Why?

00:17:04.000 So it's a troll doll.

00:17:06.000 And I came in watching this video very cynically.

00:17:10.000 I was like, relax, lady.

00:17:12.000 What's the problem?

00:17:13.000 Oh, it's rainbow hair.

00:17:14.000 Is that too gay for you? 0.98

00:17:16.000 I was ready to be a total dick to this woman just for fun. 1.00

00:17:19.000 You know what I mean?

00:17:20.000 But check it out.

00:17:22.000 Fast forward a little bit.

00:17:24.000 So you push her belly and she sings funny things. 0.98

00:17:27.000 And they show it on the box.

00:17:28.000 Push the belly, right? 1.00

00:17:29.000 Push her tummy right here. 1.00

00:17:30.000 She makes 10 phrases and sounds.

00:17:33.000 And that's all it talks about.

00:17:35.000 And it comes with a little comb.

00:17:36.000 So, I mean, she does all that. 0.99

00:17:38.000 You touch her tummy and she makes little singing sounds.

00:17:42.000 And she's super cute. 0.98

00:17:44.000 Well, I was showing her to my husband and I heard some other sounds that I had never heard before.

00:17:50.000 And if you look down here, I figured a video was the best way.

00:17:56.000 So I just touched her tummy and she's going to sing for a minute. 0.99

00:17:58.000 So she's singing now because she accidentally touched the tummy.

00:18:00.000 She's down here.

00:18:01.000 Right up here.

00:18:02.000 Right here on her privates.

00:18:05.000 And if you push those, she makes these sounds.

00:18:07.000 Boop.

00:18:08.000 Whee! 1.00

00:18:10.000 Ah!

00:18:12.000 Oh! 0.60

00:18:14.000 Okay.

00:18:15.000 Like a gasping sound.

00:18:18.000 And I know some of you may not like, think this is a big deal, but especially since I've had kids, like this is wrong.

00:18:24.000 For one, this button, it says nothing about this button on the box.

00:18:29.000 Nothing.

00:18:30.000 It's just, it's just there.

00:18:32.000 And it makes a gasping sound when you touch her privates.

00:18:37.000 And to me, it's just like sexual sounds.

00:18:39.000 And it's so disturbing.

00:18:42.000 Yeah, you're right, lady.

00:18:43.000 That is fucking disturbing.

00:18:45.000 There's two levels to that.

00:18:47.000 One, why is the button even there?

00:18:50.000 Like, say it was just like poop sounds.

00:18:53.000 Don't put a button right exactly where the child's vagina is. 1.00

00:18:57.000 Put it on like her lower back or something. 0.99

00:19:00.000 So that, that's already a problem.

00:19:03.000 But then on top of that, number two, the gasping and the giggling when you touch her privates. 1.00

00:19:09.000 Like, tell me how that can possibly be innocent.

00:19:09.000 And oh!

00:19:14.000 And it's singing girls just want to have fun? 0.93

00:19:17.000 That's weird.

00:19:20.000 No, that's a totally different thing.

00:19:23.000 Woke up in the morning like today is a day that.

00:19:29.000 Yeah, Brian.

00:19:29.000 I know you Love children's movies, but this is all irrelevant.

00:19:32.000 She's singing a Cindy Lauper hit.

00:19:34.000 That's not a thing.

00:19:35.000 But I wonder, I want to know about who made this.

00:19:39.000 Because can it be one guy?

00:19:42.000 Maybe one guy designed it and then he sent it to India and they did all the, or China or whatever, and they did all the work.

00:19:47.000 But you should be looking up Troll Doll button, not just enjoying the shoes.

00:19:52.000 We went down that rabbit hole last night, actually.

00:19:55.000 They recalled it.

00:19:56.000 Yep.

00:19:57.000 But that's all I could find.

00:19:58.000 Troll doll.

00:19:59.000 And then, you know, there was another woman that speculated, there's got to be plenty of people involved in making that.

00:20:05.000 That's my problem with it.

00:20:08.000 There's not just one pedophile.

00:20:09.000 It's sort of like that drum and bass song that I heard that was like, Afrikan people, respect your heritage.

00:20:17.000 Why are you searching YouTube?

00:20:18.000 Search the fucking internet.

00:20:21.000 I thought you wanted me to look up that song now.

00:20:23.000 No, I don't.

00:20:24.000 I want you to find out about this troll button.

00:20:26.000 And then she goes, your heritage.

00:20:28.000 It's all about how important it is to respect your African heritage.

00:20:31.000 Yeah, check out the fact check.

00:20:34.000 Fact check.

00:20:35.000 Yeah.

00:20:37.000 Okay.

00:20:43.000 Okay, so it's it's not.

00:20:45.000 Tell me what it is then, Doug.

00:20:47.000 It's.

00:20:52.000 Down here is a button.

00:20:54.000 Go down.

00:20:55.000 Right here on her private.

00:20:56.000 We've already watched that video.

00:20:58.000 There was text over it.

00:20:59.000 The Dreamworks trolls world.

00:21:01.000 According to Hasbro's product design, the 12-inch dollars landed children four years and older giggles three different ways when she's tickled.

00:21:06.000 Yeah, but why is she tickled in the crotch? 1.00

00:21:09.000 The description adds that the doll can say, how about a hug, a cupcake, blah, blah, blah.

00:21:13.000 When you sit her down, she makes funny sounds too.

00:21:15.000 Not all dolls in the spring collection include such a button.

00:21:18.000 Oh, they try to say that when you push, sit her down, it's the ground that makes her do that. 0.88

00:21:27.000 Okay, keep going down.

00:21:30.000 She adds a doll sings, blah, blah, blah.

00:21:32.000 Yep, keep going.

00:21:35.000 There are some things that this is not reporting, dude.

00:21:38.000 Keep going.

00:21:40.000 In response to a fact check by leading stories that declared the item pretty false, how is my video deemed untrue?

00:21:47.000 Give me a break.

00:21:48.000 I won't be silent.

00:21:48.000 Similarly, sheriff, blah, blah, blah.

00:21:51.000 This is the worst writing I've ever seen.

00:21:53.000 This guy has to be gay. 0.98

00:21:55.000 Petition to have dolls pulled.

00:21:57.000 Hasbro said it's for calling the doll.

00:21:59.000 This feature was designed to react when the doll was seated.

00:22:01.000 Okay, so at least there's a reason there.

00:22:03.000 But it doesn't look like that because the button goes into her crack. 0.98

00:22:07.000 If a button is going to be pushed when you sit down, it has to protrude.

00:22:12.000 That button looked like it was fit with the contours of her butt cheeks. 1.00

00:22:17.000 So I'm not sure I'm buying that.

00:22:20.000 And why would you giggle when you sat down?

00:22:25.000 Our finding, partly false.

00:22:27.000 It's just repeating the same crap.

00:22:30.000 Partly false based on our research.

00:22:34.000 Yeah, they just said Hasbro said they didn't do that on purpose.

00:22:37.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:22:37.000 It's the same theory as hers.

00:22:39.000 I know Hasbro isn't designed to groom children for sex.

00:22:41.000 I'm not that dumb.

00:22:42.000 But it's possible that someone worked there, had a fucking disgusting perverted thought, and managed to push it through.

00:22:49.000 That's what a reporter should find out, fuckface. 1.00

00:22:53.000 God, I hate lazy reporters.

00:22:55.000 They just sort of regurgitate a bunch of information that we all know.

00:22:59.000 Like do some actual digging.

00:23:01.000 You're just really a publicist at that point.

00:23:03.000 You're repeating what Hasbro told you to say.

00:23:04.000 Wait, go back up.

00:23:06.000 Yeah, that doesn't look like it gets pushed when you sit down.

00:23:10.000 Or maybe it does.

00:23:11.000 Maybe it does.

00:23:12.000 I was wrong about the butt cheeks. 0.99

00:23:12.000 It doesn't. 0.99

00:23:15.000 Anyway, that's enough time thinking about children's vaginas. 1.00

00:23:21.000 Here's another interesting thing about the kids today.

00:23:25.000 Teachers now, this is 1-8, they're starting to realize that they're going to be online now.

00:23:30.000 And they can no longer preach to the converted because brothers, I don't mean blacks, are going to lean over your shoulder and go, wait, what the fuck? 0.98

00:23:38.000 That's not what the War of 1812 was about.

00:23:40.000 What?

00:23:40.000 Hidden figures?

00:23:42.000 This is already happening in our house.

00:23:43.000 They were math janitors.

00:23:44.000 They didn't put a man on the moon.

00:23:46.000 Public school teachers are afraid you might be able to hear them brainwashing your kids.

00:23:49.000 Now click on that pic.

00:23:51.000 Blow it up.

00:23:52.000 I can't read it.

00:23:56.000 You have to do a manual zoom here.

00:24:04.000 So this fall, virtual class discussions will have many potential spectators, parents, siblings, et cetera, in the same room.

00:24:09.000 So, I would love the world to see this.

00:24:12.000 What was it?

00:24:13.000 I think Jefferson said this.

00:24:14.000 He said, there is not a truth existing which I fear or would want unknown to the whole world.

00:24:21.000 I want this show to go into every household on earth.

00:24:23.000 And if someone catches me with a mistake, please send it to the show.

00:24:29.000 I'd love to have that problem solved.

00:24:32.000 Anyway, this fall virtual classes will have many potential spectators, but we'll never be quite sure who is overhearing the discourse.

00:24:40.000 He's got his vernacular down, right?

00:24:42.000 When we have a conversation, what does this do for our equity slash inclusion work?

00:24:48.000 How much have students depended on the somewhat secure barriers of our physical classrooms to encourage vulnerability?

00:24:56.000 How did those classrooms get so secure?

00:24:58.000 Well, they got that secure by you ostracizing every conservative voice that dares to put their hand up in your classroom. 0.80

00:25:06.000 You have built a cult, and by you, I mean leftist teacher union Marxist scumbags like Matthew R.K. And you've created this cult room where we can't get in and say, actually, Scientology is bullshit, L. Ron Hubbard.

00:25:20.000 This is L. Ron Hubbard saying, what do we do when people come to our Scientology meetings and check our Ohm meters?

00:25:28.000 How many of us have installed some version of what happens here stays here to help this?

00:25:34.000 What does that mean, install?

00:25:38.000 While conversations about race are in my wheelhouse and remain and remain a concern in this no-walls environment, I am most intrigued by the damage that helicopter slash snowplow parents can do in honest conversations about gender sexuality.

00:25:56.000 So I don't want parents getting, well, this is the same as that other dude who said, let's be honest, parents don't always know what's good for their kids.

00:26:05.000 By definition, we know what's good for our kids, okay?

00:26:08.000 You're an employee of ours.

00:26:11.000 And if we're all being totally honest, you're just a glorified babysitter.

00:26:15.000 Our kids don't learn shit when they're with you.

00:26:17.000 We give them to you so we know they have a place where they can hang out with their friends and not get raped while we go to work. 0.93

00:26:25.000 You're just there to make sure that they don't smoke drugs and stab each other.

00:26:30.000 You're definitely not there to tell them that there's multiple genders, more than two.

00:26:34.000 And while conservative parents are my chief concern, I know that the damage can come from the left, too.

00:26:39.000 If we are engaged in the messy work of destabilizing a kid's racism or homophobia or transphobia, how much do we want their classmates' parents piling on?

00:26:47.000 If we are engaged in them, go back.

00:26:49.000 If we are engaged in the messy work of destabilizing a kid's racism, homophobia, or transphobia.

00:26:57.000 So it's a given.

00:26:59.000 And by the way, I wish these kids were fucking homophobic, transphobic, racist.

00:27:02.000 I wish they were not so radical left that the idea of race is...

00:27:14.000 They are heterophobic.

00:27:16.000 And they are transphobic in the sense that they're scared of discussing anything remotely critical of trans people because they'll be vilified.

00:27:22.000 Wait, where did you, let's get it back?

00:27:24.000 Were we done?

00:27:27.000 Yeah.

00:27:27.000 Piling on.

00:27:29.000 So this is very interesting, I think, because the public school system is getting a taste of the free market.

00:27:37.000 And it ain't pretty.

00:27:39.000 Also in the news, this is in our shared folder now, Ryan.

00:27:43.000 So after 1.9, pull up 1.9 and then go dig up your MP4 from the shared folder that says Tuesday's show.

00:27:51.000 Michelle Malkin.

00:27:52.000 Hello, Donald Trump.

00:27:53.000 This is outrageous.

00:27:54.000 Your future congresswoman, and we know she's going to win, right?

00:27:57.000 I'm going to be there, by the way.

00:27:58.000 I'm going to go down to Palm Springs and celebrate with her.

00:28:01.000 Your future Congresswoman Laura Loomer banned by Xfinity and Comcast from sending messages to voters.

00:28:09.000 This is a new level here.

00:28:11.000 PayPal was big.

00:28:12.000 They banned her from Uber.

00:28:15.000 Facebook, Twitter, Instagram.

00:28:18.000 PayPal bans her.

00:28:21.000 Chase bans her.

00:28:22.000 She can't bank with Chase.

00:28:25.000 now the actual internet providers are saying that she can't text her constituents, her future constituents. 0.59

00:28:35.000 So pull up the video.

00:28:41.000 And then they have Pete Hegseth, who's been really pushing her recently.

00:28:44.000 See video.

00:28:45.000 Wow.

00:28:46.000 It banned Republican frontrunner Lara Loomer from sending texts and emails to voters.

00:28:49.000 This is next-level censorship.

00:28:51.000 And this happened right after Matt Goetz endorsed her.

00:28:55.000 The largest internet service provider in Palm Beach, Florida, banned her campaign from sending out fundraising text messages.

00:29:03.000 Loomer's Democrat opponent, Lois Frankl, is one of the only members of Congress who owns a lot of stock in Comcast.

00:29:10.000 Huh.

00:29:12.000 What a quinky dink. 0.97

00:29:16.000 When I went to go approve my text campaign for today to make sure that there were no typos and that everything was set to go out to my supporters for my fundraising email, this is the message that came through on my phone.

00:29:28.000 The message says potential threat direct detected.

00:29:31.000 And this is the link that somebody would receive if they got my text message that said, hey, it's Laura Loomer.

00:29:39.000 Matt Gage just endorsed my campaign.

00:29:41.000 Check out what he said here.

00:29:43.000 And then they would click on a landing page that was sent to them in a text message and it would take them to the page.

00:29:49.000 But the first thing that they see upon getting that is potential threat detected.

00:29:53.000 So if you get something on your phone that says potential threat detected, you're likely not going to want to click on it because you're going to be concerned about what that threat is, right?

00:30:02.000 So you can see.

00:30:03.000 So now I just want to show you all how the telecommunications companies, and this is Xfinity, this is Xfinity that we're on right now.

00:30:10.000 You click on it and it's supposed to go.

00:30:13.000 You saw it's supposed to go to my campaign page and it says, we've blocked access.

00:30:17.000 So Xfinity is now blocking access to my campaign donation pages and my campaign website and they're calling it dangerous.

00:30:25.000 We have blocked access.

00:30:27.000 This site might compromise your device or contain dangerous content.

00:30:30.000 To avoid these risks, close the window and skip this site.

00:30:32.000 So I would love to know, you know, Facebook not only banned me and labeled me a dangerous individual, but now it looks like Xfinity, which is not a social media company.

00:30:42.000 Xfinity Comcast is one of the largest internet providers in the country, okay?

00:30:47.000 And in Palm Beach County, it's one of the only choices that you have.

00:30:50.000 In Palm Beach County, where I'm running for Congress, one of the only choices you have as a cable and internet provider is Xfinity Comcast.

00:30:57.000 And now Xfinity Comcast is blocking my campaign links, my donation pages, and my website to my constituency.

00:31:05.000 So this is an insane escalation.

00:31:08.000 Now conservatives are not only being targeted by the big tech social media companies, but also by the telecommunication firms, which proves that we need serious antitrust legislation in this country right now.

00:31:19.000 This is extreme election interference.

00:31:21.000 You know, it's funny that when she started, she was banned from Twitter.

00:31:26.000 And people went, well, it's a free market, you know, and you signed up for a site and then they don't want you anymore.

00:31:31.000 She goes, well, it's getting different though.

00:31:33.000 They're controlling the entire national conversation.

00:31:36.000 So now they're more like a provider and they're getting tax breaks as a provider.

00:31:40.000 And Fox News can be sued for the information they provide.

00:31:44.000 These guys can't be sued.

00:31:46.000 So they're acting like, hey, we're just like the water supply company.

00:31:49.000 But then they're also having an opinion, like the New York Times opinion.

00:31:53.000 Twitter is clearly left-wing.

00:31:55.000 Look at it.

00:31:57.000 Look at what's trending.

00:31:59.000 So you can't have it both ways.

00:32:00.000 And now that argument is even more solid.

00:32:02.000 So when she first started, the argument wasn't the greatest in the world.

00:32:06.000 Now it's rock, hard, solid.

00:32:08.000 Now, water supply companies are basically turning her taps off. 0.96

00:32:13.000 Actually, they're doing that.

00:32:14.000 They're saying we're going to stop power and water going to homes that are having parties during COVID.

00:32:20.000 So we're reaching Stalin-esque levels of fascism.

00:32:27.000 Hey, Antifa, you like fighting fascism?

00:32:29.000 How about that?

00:32:30.000 How about providers preventing you from having water and power if you're having a party during COVID?

00:32:36.000 Or what about politicians unable to text their future constituents?

00:32:42.000 Is it future constituents, or would you call them her constituents even now?

00:32:47.000 All right, so let's get moving here.

00:32:49.000 2-0, our favorite guy to make fun of.

00:32:51.000 Brian Stettler.

00:32:53.000 Mark Dice does a fantastic Brian Stettler where he just says whatever Brian Stettler's saying, but in this voice, his own Brian Stettler voice.

00:33:01.000 And now when anyone sees him, they can't help but see the Mark Dice voice.

00:33:05.000 Look how much fucking makeup he has on.

00:33:08.000 He looks like a woman's thumb. 0.95

00:33:12.000 He looks like a contag.

00:33:17.000 Fucking clown.

00:33:19.000 I love Greg Gudfeld's turgid tattletale.

00:33:23.000 So let's go down.

00:33:24.000 So Nick Sandman, remember that's a Covington Catholic school kid.

00:33:30.000 He says that Brian Stetler's breaching a confidentiality agreement Friday after the host retweeted speculation on the settlement.

00:33:40.000 Stelter, I keep calling him Stettler.

00:33:43.000 Stelter retweeted a comment from attorney Mark S. Zaid commenting on Salmon's defamation case.

00:33:48.000 On Thursday, Zaid, who is represented by the Daily Caller and passed litigation, said the student was undoubtedly paid a nuisance value settlement and nothing more.

00:33:56.000 Salmon's lawyer, Lynn Wood, responded publicly to the retweet.

00:33:59.000 Go down.

00:34:01.000 On Friday, accusing Stelter.

00:34:03.000 I like Stettler better.

00:34:05.000 Me too.

00:34:05.000 I thought it was that.

00:34:06.000 Accusing Stettler of violating a confidential agreement by retweeting Zaid's comment.

00:34:12.000 This retweet by Brian Stettler may have cost him a job at CNN, Wood wrote.

00:34:16.000 It is called a breach of confidentiality agreement.

00:34:18.000 Brian Stettler is a liar.

00:34:20.000 I know how to deal with liars.

00:34:22.000 Ooh, she's a sassy broad. 1.00

00:34:26.000 That's fantastic.

00:34:28.000 I would love him to lose.

00:34:29.000 I'd love him to get fired.

00:34:32.000 But there's more Stettler here.

00:34:33.000 So this is a very, I almost green screen this 2-1.

00:34:36.000 This is him mortified.

00:34:39.000 Unworldly, I believe, is what he calls it.

00:34:43.000 Let's go on a trip together to a totally alternative universe.

00:34:47.000 You never hear what's happening there unless you tune into Right Wing Talk Radio.

00:34:51.000 But you need to know what they are saying, because the most popular, most powerful talkers in the country have trained their sights on Joe Biden.

00:35:00.000 What you are about to hear them say is mind-boggling.

00:35:04.000 This stuff is offensive and otherworldly.

00:35:07.000 Otherworldly.

00:35:08.000 You know what this is?

00:35:09.000 This is negative partisanship.

00:35:12.000 It is so hateful.

00:35:14.000 But I want to be clear.

00:35:15.000 There's a lot of negative partisanship that happened.

00:35:17.000 Yeah, like your entire network.

00:35:18.000 Negative partisanship.

00:35:20.000 How about your entire existence?

00:35:22.000 This is happening in all directions, but it is especially extreme, especially vitriolic on the right, directed at Joe Biden.

00:35:31.000 So listen.

00:35:34.000 The contrast in knowledge of events and issues, mental acuity, the contrast between Trump and Biden is striking.

00:35:44.000 It's why they're keeping Biden in the basement.

00:35:46.000 Pause.

00:35:47.000 I actually don't believe Joe Biden.

00:35:51.000 Is it possible, Stettler, that this is a metaphor?

00:35:55.000 They're not saying, he's not saying that he's literally keeping him in the basement.

00:36:00.000 By the way, all these things you're looking at are opinion radio.

00:36:03.000 It's not like boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, breaking news.

00:36:05.000 Hi, welcome back.

00:36:06.000 There's been a fire in Beirut.

00:36:08.000 A huge bunch of ammonium nitrate just blew up.

00:36:11.000 Also, there's been a massive explosion in downtown Portland.

00:36:15.000 That's not what these are.

00:36:16.000 These are shows like my show, where you're just joking around talking to people.

00:36:20.000 So when he says keeping Joe Biden in the basement, he doesn't mean a literal basement that's locked.

00:36:25.000 He means metaphorically they're keeping in the basement.

00:36:27.000 They are.

00:36:28.000 They're avoiding press conferences.

00:36:30.000 We see him very rarely.

00:36:32.000 And when we do, we understand why.

00:36:35.000 Okay, so let's check Mark Levin.

00:36:37.000 Joe Biden is working out of his house.

00:36:39.000 I believe he's working out of a nursing home or an assisted lipstick.

00:36:43.000 Yes, that's obviously Mark is being hyperbolic.

00:36:47.000 For Joe Biden, is that he's falling apart.

00:36:49.000 He's just falling apart.

00:36:50.000 Pause.

00:36:51.000 He is falling apart.

00:36:53.000 Have you seen some of these clips?

00:36:55.000 I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, there was a, there was a, a, a, a program in World War I, World War II, where, um, uh, uh, uh, Roosevelt, they had a, uh, they called it, they called it the war, they called it the, the war project.

00:37:12.000 Uh, and you're looking at Anderson Cooper, who wants Joe Biden to win, just going, trying to understand him.

00:37:21.000 So falling apart is not an overstatement.

00:37:24.000 It's just factual.

00:37:26.000 He's not really running for the office.

00:37:28.000 Go ahead.

00:37:28.000 Not really running for the office.

00:37:30.000 It's the communist that he picks as his number two who will be running America within three months.

00:37:36.000 You know, a blanket over his hips, around the clock suites, around the clock care.

00:37:42.000 The man needs the care right now.

00:37:44.000 What the heck is going on on these programs?

00:37:46.000 This is Joe Biden out there on a vigorous bike ride.

00:37:50.000 Vigorous.

00:37:51.000 He's wearing a helmet, but definitely wearing a mask, by the way.

00:37:53.000 So because he can ride a bicycle, he's fit to be president.

00:37:57.000 And by the way, that Michael Savage thing, one of the contestants for VP was a rabid communist.

00:38:03.000 Tucker talked about it.

00:38:05.000 She endorsed Fidel Castro on a regular basis.

00:38:05.000 I forget her name.

00:38:05.000 Black woman.

00:38:08.000 Goes to Cuba all the time. 0.94

00:38:09.000 She wasn't subtle about her communism.

00:38:12.000 And he almost picked her.

00:38:14.000 So Kamala Harris, all of his potentials are very, very left wing.

00:38:19.000 Pro New Deal, Green New Deal.

00:38:21.000 And riding a bike is much easier than being leader of the free world, just for the record.

00:38:30.000 Talk Radio's narrative for months has been that Joe Biden is falling apart.

00:38:34.000 He is.

00:38:36.000 And there he is riding a bike.

00:38:37.000 There he is riding a bike.

00:38:43.000 It's impressive when people are like, dude, it's like riding a bike.

00:38:45.000 When they talk about something easy.

00:38:47.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:38:48.000 This is also in your shared folder.

00:38:51.000 We're drifting into racism now, which will take us to the green screen.

00:38:54.000 Got it.

00:38:59.000 no this is uh A tweet.

00:39:01.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:39:03.000 So, not sucking black dicks is racist. 0.94

00:39:05.000 Mate's daughter just been interviewed by the police.

00:39:08.000 Black guy at her college asked her out on a date.

00:39:10.000 She told him politely she didn't date black guys. 0.99

00:39:13.000 He reported her to the police, who recorded it as a racist incident.

00:39:18.000 And then this guy goes turning someone down for a date.

00:39:21.000 Not sucking black dicks is racist.

00:39:24.000 I guess I'm the grand wizard of...

00:39:37.000 Yep.

00:39:37.000 Look, I don't have a problem with black people.

00:39:39.000 I'm not sucking them off.

00:39:40.000 Okay?

00:39:41.000 Is that okay?

00:39:42.000 Is that fine?

00:39:44.000 And if that's racist, okay, well then I'm in the gay KK.

00:39:48.000 You did it, but you didn't do it with fervor.

00:39:52.000 2-2, this is funny happening in New York right now.

00:39:54.000 We kind of talked about it earlier, but remember that NPR show, which is one of the top rated podcasts in the world right now.

00:40:01.000 And I like it.

00:40:03.000 It says white people are the most influential people in the school system, and they don't send their kids there.

00:40:08.000 And I thought it was going to be shitting on white people, but it's shitting on liberal white people.

00:40:11.000 And it's saying, all you talk about is diversity and desegregation, but you send your kids to all white schools. 0.96

00:40:17.000 And I'm telling you guys, this is the Achilles heel of the left.

00:40:20.000 Check their kids' school.

00:40:23.000 It's always all white.

00:40:24.000 They love the concept of black people.

00:40:26.000 They don't want them in their neighborhood and they don't want them in their schools.

00:40:29.000 They're much more racist than what they allege we are.

00:40:33.000 It's projection.

00:40:35.000 All that racist shit they hurl at you is their speaking out at their own behavior.

00:40:42.000 NYC moms fleeing Upper West Side amid crime and chaos and pedophiles housed near playgrounds.

00:40:47.000 They wrote on the sidewalk too, like, welcome.

00:40:50.000 You're welcome here, but go down.

00:40:51.000 There's a good quote.

00:40:54.000 No more down.

00:40:56.000 Is it in this one?

00:40:59.000 Keep going.

00:40:59.000 No, they say, like, I'm progressive, but...

00:41:11.000 Yeah.

00:41:12.000 It's a great opportunity.

00:41:12.000 There we go.

00:41:13.000 Some say it's a great opportunity for my kids to learn compassion, she said, of progressive pals' response to the new homeless neighbors.

00:41:18.000 I'm a pretty compassionate person, but at least show some respect.

00:41:23.000 They're just putting 283 people in the neighborhood basically in the middle of the night.

00:41:27.000 This is like my fucking neighbors in the burbs.

00:41:30.000 They had this refugees welcome, and it was at this massive mansion, one of the biggest in the neighborhood.

00:41:35.000 And they were all meeting with tea and crumpets to discuss how they can help the refugee situation, Syrian refugees.

00:41:44.000 I know, take one in.

00:41:47.000 Just take one into your home.

00:41:50.000 Take 10 into your town.

00:41:51.000 Would you be okay with that?

00:41:52.000 Why don't we have a lot some projects?

00:41:56.000 Why don't we have projects right near your house?

00:41:58.000 And then those kids could go to your kids' school.

00:42:02.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:42:03.000 I just like having a meeting with the T and Crumpets.

00:42:05.000 You don't have to get literal on my ass.

00:42:10.000 Okay, we're almost at the green screen.

00:42:12.000 This Confederate flags thing I thought was ridiculous.

00:42:16.000 I was in the South once, and there was a big Confederate flag in the bar.

00:42:20.000 And I said to this black guy that was there that I'd met that night, I go, so you don't mind, you don't experience racism down here, do you?

00:42:26.000 And he goes, no, no, not really.

00:42:28.000 No one bothers me.

00:42:30.000 But most of my friends are white.

00:42:31.000 But he said, but that fucking pisses me off.

00:42:33.000 And he points over the Confederate flag.

00:42:36.000 And how could you live in the South and be offended by the Confederate flag?

00:42:40.000 I mean, it's fucking everywhere.

00:42:41.000 This isn't in the shared folder.

00:42:43.000 This is now, it would have been, oh, I've stopped numbering them after 2-2.

00:42:47.000 So this would be 2-3.

00:42:51.000 That's not causing me physical harm, even though it makes me uncomfortable in a place that I pay taxes and rent.

00:42:57.000 You know?

00:42:58.000 Let's not do this.

00:43:00.000 No.

00:43:05.000 You have every right to be okay with him being there.

00:43:09.000 And then speak up on it.

00:43:10.000 Then speak up on it.

00:43:12.000 Then speak up on it.

00:43:14.000 If it bothers you, teach your children to speak up on it.

00:43:19.000 Absolutely.

00:43:20.000 And everyone has a right to have their opinion.

00:43:22.000 And I have my opinion.

00:43:24.000 It's not fun.

00:43:24.000 She said it's color physical harm.

00:43:26.000 It's not fun.

00:43:29.000 You have a right to remove things that aren't fun.

00:43:32.000 That's not my favorite color.

00:43:35.000 It's not fun.

00:43:36.000 If it was, then have a problem with me.

00:43:39.000 That's perfectly fine.

00:43:40.000 You teach your children to speak up against this type of thing.

00:43:43.000 Why am I arguing with a man of color about this flag? 1.00

00:43:46.000 Because I fucking fought to defend this flag.

00:43:48.000 No, you didn't.

00:43:48.000 You fought to defend a flag that had 50 stars on it.

00:43:52.000 You fought to defend a flag that had 50 stars on it.

00:43:58.000 Ridiculousness.

00:43:59.000 Sarah, you see, it's all you had to do.

00:44:01.000 Yeah.

00:44:02.000 Nonsense.

00:44:03.000 No, do not.

00:44:04.000 I'm sorry.

00:44:05.000 Don't tone police me.

00:44:06.000 And because you don't have the courage to stand up.

00:44:08.000 Don't tone police me.

00:44:10.000 And she's towel policing them. 1.00

00:44:12.000 Towel police is okay.

00:44:14.000 But guess that?

00:44:15.000 That doesn't mean that you do.

00:44:16.000 You fought for a flag that had 50 stars.

00:44:20.000 They lost.

00:44:20.000 Imagine the girl telling a vet what you fought for.

00:44:24.000 If you put five of those towels, it's 50 stars.

00:44:27.000 He watched his friend's ear get blown off.

00:44:30.000 And as he looked, his friend looked at him and blood was just pouring out like a tap.

00:44:34.000 And he goes, Am I okay, Rajiv?

00:44:36.000 Rajiv, am I okay?

00:44:37.000 And he goes, you're going to be good, buddy.

00:44:38.000 You're going to be good, buddy.

00:44:39.000 And he just put his hand on it, try to stop the bleeding until medics got there.

00:44:42.000 And then she's like, that's not the flag.

00:44:43.000 Now you fought for a different flag, bitch. 1.00

00:44:47.000 I fought for all American flags, by the way.

00:44:49.000 You can't.

00:44:50.000 If she were to fly a commie flag from China flag, oh, that's no problem. 0.86

00:44:50.000 Yeah. 0.86

00:44:55.000 Mao, Shea Guevara, no problem.

00:44:58.000 But he fought for that, too, for her to be able to do that.

00:45:00.000 This is do you guys think about the people of America, not the Confederacy?

00:45:00.000 Right.

00:45:04.000 Excuse me.

00:45:06.000 People like you shit.

00:45:08.000 You're hilarious.

00:45:10.000 You're hilarious.

00:45:11.000 Like I said, I'm not going to argue with the man of color about that flag.

00:45:15.000 It's stupid.

00:45:15.000 I'm talking to them.

00:45:16.000 Shut up, bitch. 1.00

00:45:17.000 I'm putting them out on blast.

00:45:19.000 Thank you for taking it down.

00:45:21.000 If you have a s ⁇ .

00:45:22.000 You're welcome.

00:45:23.000 That's not completely.

00:45:24.000 You're welcome.

00:45:24.000 I guess we're friends now.

00:45:25.000 Right.

00:45:28.000 So this is all, like, are you starting to smell the faint whiff of fighting back?

00:45:35.000 This is a good example of what I'm talking about.

00:45:37.000 It's the next link on the notes: the Kanye art.

00:45:40.000 You've probably seen this by now.

00:45:42.000 People at home, not Ryan.

00:45:43.000 Ryan hasn't seen shit.

00:45:45.000 I have not seen this.

00:45:46.000 I'm stunned.

00:45:49.000 So, pause.

00:45:51.000 This is Shepard Fairey of Obey, right?

00:45:54.000 Glorifying the 1970 Black Power Revolution. 1.00

00:45:58.000 The same bullshit movements that got our buddy Daryl Sinquenta shot in 1971.

00:46:05.000 And then his murderer smuggled down to Mexico.

00:46:11.000 The same fucking bullshit people, but rich white kids, especially Jewish kids that are into hip-hop, they really love that era. 0.94

00:46:17.000 Huey Newton and Cleveland Seal.

00:46:20.000 Sons of Malcolm with intent to kill.

00:46:23.000 And so he makes this black power thing. 0.88

00:46:26.000 And this guy co-ops it beautifully.

00:46:30.000 Notice this is all white people, though.

00:46:32.000 Like, this is when I was a kid.

00:46:33.000 We were punk rockers fighting Nazi skinheads.

00:46:35.000 Race seemed to be the story, but it was white kids fighting, white kids fighting white kids.

00:46:40.000 There was no blacks involved. 0.94

00:46:41.000 So a white kid put this up.

00:46:43.000 A white kid made fun of it.

00:46:44.000 And then a white kid gives him shit at the end.

00:46:46.000 I've got a stray hair floating somewhere.

00:46:48.000 It's driving me nuts.

00:46:49.000 I wish I had a stray care floating around.

00:46:52.000 That was fucking good.

00:46:54.000 Hey, mama. 1.00

00:46:54.000 That was pretty good. 1.00

00:46:57.000 Hey, mama. 1.00

00:47:00.000 Hey, hey, hey.

00:47:05.000 I'm living in the 21st century.

00:47:07.000 Doing something mean to it.

00:47:09.000 Doing better than anybody you've ever seen.

00:47:11.000 it was crazy You're a piece of shit. 0.82

00:47:31.000 Drop your phone.

00:47:31.000 Fuck you.

00:47:32.000 You're a piece of shit.

00:47:33.000 Drop your phone.

00:47:34.000 Notice the new weapon of choice, the phone.

00:47:36.000 I'm documenting.

00:47:37.000 I'm a citizen journalist.

00:47:41.000 Okay, so speaking of mocking all of these fake race-baiting pussies who just make up the rules and change them as they go along, I'd like to, a reader sent this in. 0.98

00:47:54.000 I'd like to show you a ridiculous interview with a black woman who dared to portray a black woman in a movie and the groveling apology she gives for her sins. 1.00

00:48:05.000 I know I couldn't you You talked about So I haven't seen this yet.

00:48:12.000 I watched about five seconds and I thought, ooh, this should be a good green screen.

00:48:18.000 This was sent in by a reader and it said, what, black people can't even do blackface anymore?

00:48:22.000 Black people aren't black enough to blackety black? 0.91

00:48:25.000 No, I don't think so.

00:48:26.000 Martin Luther King.

00:48:28.000 Look at Michelle Malkin. 0.61

00:48:29.000 She's constantly being criticized for her white supremacy. 1.00

00:48:33.000 So all bets are off now.

00:48:35.000 I think soon we're going to have inanimate objects, animals, certain types of clouds will be racist.

00:48:41.000 So I think this chick's about to get in trouble. 1.00

00:48:43.000 I'm not sure.

00:48:44.000 But this guy appears to be a Latin ex, a gay Hispanic, who wants to be intellectual, who wants to talk about stuff in a didactic and fascinating way. 1.00

00:48:58.000 But to do that, to get to the Mark Levin, Christopher Hitchens level of discourse, you got to read.

00:49:05.000 And these guys would rather go to parties and below dudes.

00:49:10.000 So what you do is you end up just taking the little resources you have.

00:49:14.000 Like say you open your cupboards and there's just flour.

00:49:17.000 Well, then you make these cakes out of flour and water.

00:49:20.000 And they end up being garbage cakes, just like this guy's thoughts are garbage thoughts.

00:49:24.000 So you're going to see a lot of intense, deep thinking about absolutely nothing.

00:49:30.000 Question, though, for you, which is connected to what you've been sharing, which is in that process of, you know, obviously that process of finding yourself.

00:49:39.000 And I feel like we're all always finding ourselves.

00:49:42.000 It's evolution.

00:49:43.000 It's a process of evolution.

00:49:44.000 We're always learning new things and growth in that process.

00:49:48.000 That was the least profound thing ever said.

00:49:51.000 We're always finding ourselves.

00:49:53.000 It's an evolution.

00:49:54.000 Yeah.

00:49:54.000 Are you saying people grow?

00:49:56.000 Yeah.

00:49:57.000 So do plants.

00:49:58.000 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:50:00.000 And it's so profound that look at her head.

00:50:02.000 Someone lets the air out of her neck after he says it and she just goes, oh, so true. 1.00

00:50:09.000 People do get more old as they age and know stuff and evolve.

00:50:16.000 It's a growth.

00:50:18.000 I don't know if you know this, but if you've seen any baby pictures of me, but I don't have a mustache.

00:50:22.000 I've grown since I was a newborn.

00:50:25.000 But go back to her. 0.62

00:50:26.000 Watch her neck.

00:50:27.000 Process of evolution.

00:50:28.000 We're always learning new things.

00:50:33.000 We're always learning new things.

00:50:35.000 And growth and they're both retarded. 0.99

00:50:38.000 Process of growth and evolution and changing that you begin to see the world with new eyes.

00:50:45.000 And it forces you then to reflect.

00:50:47.000 She's pretending to have read lots of books.

00:50:49.000 At least she's honest about her bookshelf.

00:50:54.000 And I know that this is like this is a sensitive topic for you, but obviously a few years back, there was a lot of controversy around the decision that you made to play Nina Simone.

00:51:06.000 And at the time, there were a lot of questions around blackface and darkening skin and prosthetics.

00:51:12.000 And I wonder what is your relationship with that.

00:51:16.000 Now, Nina Simone was a powerful figure in American history, an incredible songwriter, a very talented person.

00:51:24.000 I think she was kind of lazy and she didn't like touring towards the end.

00:51:28.000 Her husband, I believe he was an ex-cop, he said, look, this is going.

00:51:33.000 The Stones did it.

00:51:34.000 If you're hot and you're globally hot, like she was huge in France, we got to get touring.

00:51:39.000 And she's, after a couple albums, I think she sort of went, I'd rather just be with my daughter.

00:51:44.000 So they say she sunk into a depression and had mental illness.

00:51:47.000 I think she was just lazy and wanted to sit at home with the, she had tons of money. 1.00

00:51:51.000 What am I still doing this for?

00:51:52.000 Different, didn't have that sort of like entrepreneur, pioneer mentality.

00:51:58.000 This woman played her.

00:51:59.000 This woman is a 7.6. 1.00

00:52:04.000 Nina Simone was a, she wasn't that far from Tarana Burke, I'm afraid.

00:52:10.000 Nina Simone was a four. 0.83

00:52:12.000 If I was a four, I kind of am, I would want a hunk to play me. 0.95

00:52:17.000 I want Brad Pitt to play me in a movie.

00:52:20.000 I don't want Wilfred Brimley to play me.

00:52:23.000 You understand?

00:52:24.000 So how is this controversial?

00:52:26.000 And by the way, one of the controversies too was that her skin is too light for Nina Simone. 0.91

00:52:31.000 Yeah, maybe by an octave.

00:52:35.000 Maybe 2%.

00:52:36.000 Maybe she's got one drop more milk in her mochaccino than Nina Simone. 1.00

00:52:43.000 I kind of faintly remember this controversy where they said she's too pretty and pale to play Nina Simone. 0.70

00:52:49.000 Let's look at Nina Simone. 1.00

00:52:52.000 Powerful woman, but like, what is that? 1.00

00:52:54.000 Come on.

00:52:55.000 Does any woman in the world want to look like this? 1.00

00:52:59.000 No.

00:53:00.000 She looks like Leslie Jones. 0.99

00:53:01.000 Go down?

00:53:03.000 Oh, my God.

00:53:04.000 Yeah, Leslie Jones should have played her. 0.98

00:53:10.000 But isn't acting pretending to be someone you're not?

00:53:14.000 And as far as prosthetics go, yeah, she has a huge fat nose. 1.00

00:53:18.000 And that girl has either had a nose job or something and doesn't look like her. 0.81

00:53:22.000 Can you look up the controversy, though?

00:53:25.000 Nina Simone prosthetics.

00:53:29.000 What?

00:53:34.000 Dude, if we had reasonable employment rates and everyone had a job, you would not hear about controversies like this.

00:53:42.000 Zoe Saldana faced just a little criticism when she decided to portray Nina Simone in the biopic Nina.

00:53:51.000 Before Saldana's performance even hit the table for judgment, people let it be known that Simone's place and life and dark-skinned black, can you believe we capitalize black and no other race?

00:54:04.000 Black women were being written when Seldana took on the role. 1.00

00:54:10.000 This moved Saldana to apologize for playing Simone and not using her position to advocate for other black actors. 0.86

00:54:17.000 So she's literally not black enough. 0.98

00:54:20.000 This is going to be the next target is light-skinned blacks. 1.00

00:54:24.000 They're in shit now.

00:54:26.000 Remember that video we had of that British woman saying, people are always coming up to me, you know, and there's this understanding in Britain where darker-skinned women are not as attractive as lighter-skinned women, where we're seen as more beautiful, more breathtaking, lovelier, and black women like this one here are seen as disgusting fucking plums with raisin sauce on them, just like actual pieces of shit. 1.00

00:54:48.000 And I'm more of a mochaccino.

00:54:50.000 And she was trying to be an activist, but the dark black people behind her were going, whoa, whoa, whoa. 0.99

00:54:57.000 Anywho.

00:54:58.000 Zoe Saldana also did Greenface, by the way.

00:55:01.000 Oh, that was her?

00:55:02.000 Yeah.

00:55:03.000 Huh.

00:55:04.000 Yep.

00:55:07.000 She was kind of annoying in that movie. 1.00

00:55:10.000 Why is an actress who is in Guardians of the Galaxy doing this boring Homo's little stupid Zoom block? 1.00

00:55:17.000 Now.

00:55:18.000 This is not Vanity Fair.

00:55:21.000 I wonder what is your relationship with that choice now?

00:55:26.000 How has the process of evolution for you and in loving yourself changed not only the roles that you're taking today, but how it makes you reflect on that decision?

00:55:36.000 Hold on.

00:55:38.000 He said nothing.

00:55:40.000 He said nothing there.

00:55:41.000 We grow and we change.

00:55:43.000 I think the implication there is, and what these people, these, this is antifun, BLM, all combined, vice, social justice wars, it's all the same, even the DNC.

00:55:53.000 And what do they really want?

00:55:54.000 Do they want justice?

00:55:55.000 Do they want awareness?

00:55:56.000 What is woke about?

00:55:57.000 It's about power.

00:55:58.000 It's about subjugating people.

00:56:00.000 So I think the subtext of what he's saying there is, you fucked up.

00:56:04.000 We made up a new rule where light-skinned blacks can't do dark-skinned black roles. 1.00

00:56:09.000 And you took it anyway.

00:56:11.000 Now we've given you some chance, some time.

00:56:14.000 We gave you a timeout.

00:56:16.000 So you've had a moment to reflect.

00:56:18.000 Are you willing now to admit that you were wrong and we were right and our arbitrary rules are valid?

00:56:24.000 And then she's supposed to come back and go, yes, master.

00:56:27.000 Yes, master.

00:56:28.000 Let's see what she does. 0.99

00:56:30.000 If I was her and I was in this stupid business of Hollywood, I would just match his ambiguity with even more floral ambiguity until we're both just a couple of clouds blowing each other.

00:56:43.000 I should have never played Mino.

00:56:47.000 What?

00:56:48.000 I should have never played Mino.

00:56:53.000 Good girl.

00:56:55.000 I should have never played Mino.

00:56:58.000 I should have done everything in my power with the leverage that I had 10 years ago, which was a different leverage, but it was leverage nonetheless.

00:57:08.000 I should have tried everything in my power to cast a black woman to play an exceptionally perfect black woman. 1.00

00:57:17.000 Wait, you're not black?

00:57:19.000 What is her race? 0.99

00:57:20.000 She doesn't look any lighter.

00:57:22.000 Like in that picture you showed before with the flash on Hollywood, whatever.

00:57:26.000 She looked pretty light.

00:57:27.000 But looking right there, she looks about the same shade as Nina. 0.83

00:57:31.000 Like slightly different.

00:57:34.000 Is she half black? 1.00

00:57:36.000 Dominican, Puerto Rican, Lebanese, and Haitian.

00:57:40.000 So black. 1.00

00:57:47.000 I guess part of her punishment is she has to answer to whatever he is.

00:57:51.000 Just nobody's with this podcast in the bookshelf.

00:57:56.000 That it's growing.

00:57:59.000 It's painful.

00:58:01.000 I thought back then that I thought back then that I had the permission because I was a black woman.

00:58:12.000 You do.

00:58:13.000 And I had the permission because I was a black woman.

00:58:17.000 You do.

00:58:17.000 You are.

00:58:18.000 And I am.

00:58:20.000 But I, it was Nina Simone.

00:58:23.000 And Nina had a life and she had a journey that should have been, and it should be Honored to the most specific detail because she was a specifically detailed individual about her voice and her opinions and her views and her music and her art.

00:58:42.000 Skin color.

00:58:43.000 Wait a minute.

00:58:44.000 She was a specifically detailed individual?

00:58:46.000 You mean like a car?

00:58:47.000 What the fuck is she talking about?

00:58:49.000 She was a very outspoken political activist and a successful pianist and a great songwriter.

00:58:56.000 I don't know if she was specifically detailed.

00:58:59.000 What the fuck does that mean?

00:59:00.000 That makes me think of Mike's tow truck, you know, with the chaser truck with the paint on the sides.

00:59:07.000 And this guy, you know what he's doing?

00:59:09.000 This is interesting.

00:59:10.000 So he said bad dog, gave her a timeout.

00:59:13.000 She's come back, whatever it is, two years later, and said, I was a bad dog.

00:59:16.000 I should never have played Nina.

00:59:18.000 And instead, he can't be too obvious with it, right?

00:59:20.000 He can't be, okay, good, good girl. 1.00

00:59:22.000 All right, you can go have a treat now.

00:59:24.000 So what he does is he pretends that he would have accepted any answer.

00:59:28.000 And this answer is fine.

00:59:29.000 And he just goes, oh, okay, that's an interesting take.

00:59:32.000 That's like you give your kid a timeout, bad boy, and he comes out and you go, are you sorry you hit your sister?

00:59:37.000 And he goes, yes.

00:59:38.000 And you go, oh, okay.

00:59:40.000 I would have been fine with no, too.

00:59:42.000 I'm just a timeout.

00:59:46.000 And she was so honest.

00:59:48.000 So she deserved better.

00:59:51.000 And the bat said, so I'm sorry.

00:59:53.000 I'm so sorry.

00:59:55.000 Her nose is not that small.

00:59:58.000 Because I love her music.

01:00:00.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:00:01.000 I got to hear this.

01:00:02.000 Look at the way he looks at her when she cries.

01:00:04.000 That's success.

01:00:05.000 Talk about liberal tears.

01:00:07.000 They love making each other cry.

01:00:09.000 That's when you know you've succeeded.

01:00:12.000 But that said, so I'm sorry.

01:00:14.000 I'm so sorry.

01:00:18.000 Because I love her music.

01:00:22.000 It wasn't enough.

01:00:23.000 She made it enough.

01:00:25.000 But that said, she's one of our giants. 0.74

01:00:28.000 Somebody else should step up.

01:00:31.000 Somebody else should tell her story because she's one of those people that unbesotted, that need to moan. 1.00

01:00:41.000 Her story hasn't been like a global fucking impact.

01:00:46.000 When we're taking her music for car, and we're using it in car commercials and we're not taking her image and her story, and I think that I'm okay to tell it.

01:00:56.000 We've been appropriating ourselves with someone like Nina Simmo for a very long time.

01:01:01.000 Appropriating ourselves?

01:01:03.000 What the fuck is she sounds like my wife when she's drunk? 1.00

01:01:08.000 I know the basis in Jesus Lizard, and he is Totes Halarskis, like on a global scale.

01:01:17.000 She was a pop star, by the way.

01:01:18.000 She was a popular pop star.

01:01:20.000 She wrote great songs and she was rewarded with them quite a bit.

01:01:25.000 Everyone was very happy with the deal.

01:01:27.000 She made tons of money. 1.00

01:01:29.000 She's never not been adored.

01:01:31.000 And she said some pretty outlandish shit. 1.00

01:01:33.000 Like I chose the piano because if I didn't, I would have chosen a machine gun and started killing.

01:01:40.000 Basically, she was saying white people.

01:01:42.000 But we're like, okay, kill us.

01:01:44.000 We love you.

01:01:45.000 So she did pretty good.

01:01:48.000 She's from the fucking 40s and 50s, 60s. 1.00

01:01:48.000 And what? 1.00

01:01:52.000 And she still, everyone knows, you go to a dance club and they're playing a remix of her song. 0.79

01:01:56.000 I'm sorry it's in a car commercial.

01:01:58.000 So we're the who.

01:02:01.000 I just want her story to be told and I want it to be right because she deserves it.

01:02:06.000 And our America deserves it because the Americans that inhabit today's America deserve her story to be told.

01:02:14.000 And I know.

01:02:15.000 I'm so fucking lost here.

01:02:17.000 Deserve her story to be told.

01:02:18.000 Yeah, that's what you did with the movie.

01:02:20.000 And you played her.

01:02:22.000 You tried your hardest.

01:02:24.000 I mean, maybe if she was drunk the whole time and they had to like add dub in voices because she was like, hey, I'm Benina Simone.

01:02:32.000 I could see you crying.

01:02:33.000 I'm such a drunken idiot.

01:02:33.000 Go, fuck.

01:02:35.000 I ruined this tribute to Nina Simone.

01:02:37.000 I apologize.

01:02:38.000 But you tried your best.

01:02:40.000 By the way, I'm not sure you can switch from black to this mid-thing.

01:02:45.000 You can't change the set of a play halfway through the play.

01:02:50.000 Ryan.

01:02:51.000 Oh, oh, you don't like that.

01:02:53.000 Well, it's just a weird thing to do.

01:02:54.000 You start with black and then you change your mind?

01:03:01.000 Just go back to black. 0.94

01:03:04.000 Don't ever do that again.

01:03:07.000 Oh, that's much better.

01:03:10.000 You're really fucking this up, aren't you?

01:03:16.000 I know better today, and I'm never going to do that again.

01:03:21.000 Never.

01:03:23.000 I made her cry.

01:03:25.000 I'm still processing.

01:03:25.000 I'm learning.

01:03:26.000 I've been processing it for 10 years.

01:03:29.000 Coyo, I hate this.

01:03:30.000 And I think it's a conversation that I want to have.

01:03:34.000 I'm not going to allow people to violate me and to make me feel less than, but I am going to be open.

01:03:41.000 It's a conversation.

01:03:42.000 Stop.

01:03:42.000 Their vocabulary is, they have such a weird language.

01:03:46.000 I'm not going to be made feel less than.

01:03:48.000 I'm not going to be made to feel less than.

01:03:51.000 And it's a conversation we have to have, and I want to have it.

01:03:54.000 And I feel like we're growing.

01:03:56.000 We're always growing.

01:03:58.000 That's what I meant at the beginning of this.

01:04:01.000 You just are taking words you already know.

01:04:03.000 Like, I don't want to feel shitty.

01:04:05.000 And then you just change them a bit and go, I will not be made to feel less than.

01:04:08.000 Or you have a conversation with someone and you go, I want to be having a conversation.

01:04:12.000 The fuck, you're having a conversation.

01:04:14.000 The fuck are these people talking about?

01:04:16.000 I don't think they speak English.

01:04:17.000 It's amazing that someone can be born speaking English and unlearn the language and go backwards until they're less able to express themselves than they were when they were, say, 12, 13.

01:04:30.000 Look at his fucking face.

01:04:34.000 So that we can grow from it and we can give back to ourselves and to each other our identity.

01:04:42.000 For fuck's sake, it's about time.

01:04:44.000 Okay, just pause.

01:04:45.000 Imagine you were a high school teacher and it said, we have to give back to ourselves and to each other.

01:04:49.000 And I want to have a conversation and I will not be violated.

01:04:54.000 I will not be made to feel less than.

01:04:56.000 You wrote that out in pen in a high school essay.

01:05:00.000 Your teacher would just draw a big, if your teacher was qualified, which gets more and more unlikely every day.

01:05:07.000 He would just draw like a red square around that whole paragraph and go, question mark.

01:05:13.000 That can go.

01:05:14.000 Doesn't mean anything.

01:05:17.000 Yeah.

01:05:18.000 Well, I appreciate your honesty and willingness to go there, you know, to speak your truth and to say.

01:05:28.000 Yeah, I made a choice and I shouldn't have made that choice and I wouldn't ever make that choice again.

01:05:35.000 Yeah, I made a choice and I shouldn't have made that choice and I wouldn't ever make that choice again.

01:05:40.000 When you know better, you do better.

01:05:42.000 And I think that it, to me, the takeaway?

01:05:46.000 It speaks to a greater systemic issue, which is, you know, we need representation.

01:05:53.000 We need more representation.

01:05:56.000 And it can be representation for the sake of it.

01:05:59.000 Okay.

01:06:00.000 I have an idea.

01:06:00.000 Hold on.

01:06:01.000 If you need representation and you want representation and you want to have a conversation and you want to showcase great black achievements, why don't you do a movie about Nina Simone?

01:06:11.000 You could call it Nina, and then you could cast, say, a black woman to be in the movie and do a good job and really pay tribute to Nina and then give that film global distribution.

01:06:22.000 Could that be a thing we could do to fix these horrible problems we have?

01:06:26.000 Or are you such an insatiable, spoiled brat that even that you'll turn into some sort of an affront and you'll bitch about it? 1.00

01:06:36.000 Well, I think we know the answer to that question because we're time traveling.

01:06:41.000 They made a fucking movie about Nina Simone.

01:06:43.000 They got a black chick to player who, by the way, doesn't have a tiny nose. 1.00

01:06:45.000 That's a Nina, relatively Nina-esque schnaz. 0.80

01:06:49.000 She's slightly, she's prettier than Nina Simone. 0.99

01:06:52.000 Blacker, I'm not really buying. 1.00

01:06:52.000 Sorry. 1.00

01:06:57.000 Yeah.

01:06:58.000 What the fuck are they talking about?

01:07:01.000 And so if that means going out there and taking time and waiting to find just the right person to play a particular role, then that's what it means.

01:07:10.000 And it means us being allies for each other.

01:07:13.000 Because I think what's happening, and to take it back to this conversation we're having around Afro-Latinidad, it's like, I saw there was an article in the LA Times, for example.

01:07:24.000 And in that article, it's like, there were no Latinx Emmy nominees, but black people are doing great.

01:07:33.000 And it's like a headline like that, all it's doing is creating more division between two historically marginalized groups.

01:07:39.000 So why are we raising, why are we starting a race?

01:07:43.000 I'll tell you why.

01:07:44.000 Just pause it for a sec.

01:07:46.000 Because you were slaves.

01:07:47.000 Black people were slaves. 1.00

01:07:49.000 I think it's time to get over that.

01:07:52.000 But for the sake of argument, let's pretend that that's still relevant, right?

01:07:56.000 You were slaves.

01:07:57.000 That's a big deal.

01:07:58.000 Jim Crow laws, second-class citizens. 0.99

01:08:01.000 That was here in America. 0.77

01:08:01.000 Okay? 0.77

01:08:02.000 Gotcha.

01:08:04.000 You're fucking Hispanic. 1.00

01:08:07.000 You know what language you speak?

01:08:08.000 Spanish.

01:08:10.000 That's a European language.

01:08:11.000 You're a conquistador.

01:08:13.000 I stole this land from the Indians. 1.00

01:08:15.000 Fine.

01:08:16.000 You stole your land from the Aztecs. 0.97

01:08:18.000 You're a white Spaniard. 1.00

01:08:21.000 You're not black. 1.00

01:08:22.000 You were never a slave.

01:08:24.000 You were a conqueror.

01:08:26.000 You conquered South America, Central America, and you happen to have moved up here.

01:08:31.000 Sorry, buddy.

01:08:32.000 You're not marginalized.

01:08:34.000 That's just a made-up thing.

01:08:36.000 You might as well come here as a Lebanese and go, why are we even competing? 1.00

01:08:42.000 Blacks, Lebanese, Latinx. 1.00

01:08:44.000 We're all oppressed.

01:08:45.000 No, no.

01:08:47.000 The only argument I'm listening to is the black one. 1.00

01:08:50.000 And even then I'm like, okay, valid, but let's move on.

01:08:53.000 You can't jump on board, Dickweed. 0.99

01:08:56.000 Fucking loser.

01:08:58.000 Yes.

01:08:59.000 Let's work together.

01:09:00.000 Look at this.

01:09:01.000 I love it.

01:09:01.000 Her dog is white.

01:09:02.000 Tend they agree.

01:09:03.000 Kissing.

01:09:04.000 And they agree.

01:09:06.000 I love it.

01:09:08.000 Tend they agree.

01:09:08.000 Kissing.

01:09:09.000 And they agree.

01:09:11.000 He's also appropriating female culture. 0.90

01:09:13.000 No one ever talks about that.

01:09:14.000 Aren't gays in kind of a female blackface? 0.96

01:09:17.000 Not just drag queens, but the day-to-day with the lips and the hmm and the this. 1.00

01:09:22.000 You're stealing female culture. 1.00

01:09:24.000 Anyway, you guys, I can't apply liberal rules to liberals because they're already cannibalizing themselves. 0.97

01:09:30.000 And this is a great example of how they will never be satisfied.

01:09:34.000 So don't give them an inch or they'll take a mile.

01:09:37.000 We love We've got to let we sing There's too much news going on these days.

01:09:45.000 These shows are all long.

01:09:48.000 So yeah, the faint whiff of fighting back.

01:09:53.000 What should we call this show?

01:09:56.000 That sounds too farty.

01:09:59.000 Anything whiff, faint whiff.

01:10:02.000 Smell of success?

01:10:04.000 That's another smell thing.

01:10:06.000 Yeah, but at least there's context to that where people think of it.

01:10:09.000 A glint of hope.

01:10:12.000 Fighting back question mark?

01:10:13.000 I'll figure it out.

01:10:14.000 Anyway.

01:10:18.000 On the subject of fighting back, well, first of all, I think Antifa is exposing themselves more and more.

01:10:28.000 This was in the shared folder, but they're burning crosses now.

01:10:34.000 What did Rage Against the Machine say?

01:10:37.000 Some of those who burn crosses are the ones that run forces.

01:10:43.000 He's got a weird, like, Bronx accent.

01:10:46.000 Good enough.

01:10:47.000 Zach de La Roche.

01:10:49.000 I think he's from L.A. What's with the crosses there, Zach?

01:10:53.000 Hey, I'm an old retired cop from the Boogie Down Bronx.

01:10:56.000 And some of those that burn crosses.

01:11:02.000 So they've exposed themselves.

01:11:03.000 They're just fucking Satanists that want America to burn.

01:11:06.000 I saw that some of the black rioters were saying, actually, the looting we did was reparations.

01:11:13.000 And it doesn't matter to these companies because they have insurance.

01:11:16.000 And insurance is magic money that comes from outer space.

01:11:20.000 But the chief of police in Seattle, who I think is a good cop, black woman, has just quit.

01:11:26.000 They said we're getting rid of 100 different Cop jobs and they're cutting down police funding by 100 grand or something in Seattle.

01:11:35.000 I forget the exact numbers, but she just goes, Okay, fuck you, I'm out.

01:11:39.000 You can always tell who are the real cops by the ones that refuse to capitulate to these bullshit parameters and they just quit.

01:11:52.000 Like our dude in the Bronx, who was, I think, 17 years past retirement, 37 years in the force.

01:11:58.000 And they told him to take a knee, and he goes, no, I'm not doing that.

01:12:05.000 So I think we're seeing some retaliation from Christians.

01:12:08.000 I think Christians have had enough of this bullshit. 1.00

01:12:11.000 And you can see this is under the fighting back thing.

01:12:14.000 They were worshiping at Walmart.

01:12:18.000 Because everyone can go to Walmart and no one can go to church.

01:12:20.000 Okay, then I'll worship at Walmart.

01:12:22.000 Our God is greater, our God is stronger, I'm the one higher than any other.

01:12:35.000 Our God is healer, our son is power, our God.

01:12:43.000 It's so weird.

01:12:44.000 When I was a young man, I would be laughing at all these Christians. 1.00

01:12:47.000 So corny, man.

01:12:48.000 That's so gay. 1.00

01:12:50.000 And now that I've experienced what it's like to go to church and be with these people, I get it.

01:13:03.000 I felt the power of God.

01:13:05.000 This is my favorite one, though.

01:13:07.000 And this video sort of sums up the whole episode, everything I'm trying to get across today.

01:13:14.000 So a bunch of people went to the area formerly known as CHOP, and they had a Christian concert.

01:13:23.000 And they started blasting Christian music and chanting and praising Jesus and putting their hands over their heads.

01:13:30.000 And it was all young people, multiracial.

01:13:34.000 And they were met with Antifa who had signs that said, Hail Satan.

01:13:39.000 Look at that guy.

01:13:40.000 Hail Satan.

01:13:42.000 Like, I would have been that guy when I was 18 with the Hail Satan sign.

01:13:46.000 Then you have babies and you go, oh, we're all in this together.

01:13:50.000 And by all of us, I mean the entire earth.

01:13:53.000 So they had a big worship ceremony at CHOP and they played music.

01:14:04.000 Let's go to the last video.

01:14:05.000 Turn it up.

01:14:09.000 The more I yell at them, the better they, the more fun they have.

01:14:14.000 The more fun they fucking have, dude.

01:14:16.000 This shit is ridiculous.

01:14:18.000 Exactly.

01:14:21.000 He just admitted defeat.

01:14:23.000 That's awesome.

01:14:24.000 The more I yell at them, the more fun they have.

01:14:26.000 This shit is ridiculous.

01:14:28.000 That's like Satan's.

01:14:29.000 He's like, I'm having fun now.

01:14:31.000 That sounds like Satan.

01:14:32.000 Yeah.

01:14:35.000 The more I yell at them, the better they, the more fun they have.

01:14:39.000 The more fun they fucking have, dude.

01:14:42.000 This shit is ridiculous.

01:14:43.000 That's so great.

01:14:46.000 So we're fighting back.

01:14:48.000 The uprising has begun.

01:14:48.000 It started.

01:14:50.000 That's what I'll call it.

01:14:51.000 There we go.

01:14:52.000 Finally.

01:14:53.000 Let's hit the mail.

01:14:55.000 Let us.

01:14:57.000 Let us.

01:15:07.000 Let me touch it.

01:15:11.000 Hey, Gavin Rygai.

01:15:13.000 What the fuck was in the background of Daryl Chinquanta's video feed?

01:15:17.000 Looked like something from the Kurova Milk Bar.

01:15:22.000 And he shows us the Kurova Milk Bar on Pinterest.

01:15:27.000 It did look a lot like that.

01:15:31.000 And yeah, I didn't want to comment because I revere him so much, but that was one of the weirdest things I've ever seen.

01:15:37.000 Do you know what he's talking about, Ryan?

01:15:39.000 No.

01:15:40.000 In the interview itself?

01:15:42.000 Yes.

01:15:43.000 With his background.

01:15:45.000 Yes.

01:15:46.000 No, and I took note of it.

01:15:48.000 Is it possible that you could be less perceptive as a human being?

01:15:52.000 Montoya, he called himself when he got caught.

01:15:55.000 Oh, yeah, there was that painting with the thing.

01:15:57.000 There's a wine thing that you didn't see in the background.

01:15:59.000 I guess that is weird.

01:16:01.000 You guess that's weird.

01:16:03.000 A woman made of milk that's pouring out of the wall. 1.00

01:16:07.000 You think that's milk?

01:16:10.000 Okay, water?

01:16:11.000 Like a white statue is kind of a common thing, so I was like, all right, that's a white statue.

01:16:16.000 It's a painting that is 3D.

01:16:18.000 Yeah.

01:16:21.000 That's normal to you?

01:16:22.000 A 3D painting is a statue.

01:16:23.000 It's a 3D statue painting.

01:16:26.000 Yeah, that's weird.

01:16:27.000 I guess.

01:16:29.000 Holy fuck, you're fucking weird.

01:16:31.000 I don't really think that's too weird.

01:16:33.000 You have weirdest stuff in your house.

01:16:34.000 Like what?

01:16:35.000 Like weird chandeliers and chairs and a bear and yeah, stuffed bear.

01:16:40.000 That's really weird.

01:16:41.000 I've never seen taxidermy before.

01:16:46.000 It's like a, you know, one of those singing fish on the wall or something.

01:16:50.000 Holy fuck, folks at home.

01:16:52.000 You see what I go through?

01:16:56.000 You should do Ghost Town by the specials.

01:16:59.000 That's what New York City is like right now.

01:17:01.000 Okay.

01:17:04.000 Hey, fags, you guys are always complaining on the show how long it takes to email airdrop files to each other and how it's always inconsistent. 1.00

01:17:10.000 I'm here to offer you a solution free of charge.

01:17:13.000 Just create a mutual Dropbox or Google Drive folder for you to drop in your files.

01:17:17.000 You can both have it open on your different computers.

01:17:19.000 And as soon as it's uploaded to the drive, the other person can instantly download it, open it from their computer.

01:17:24.000 That way you don't have to worry about the email servers taking forever.

01:17:26.000 Thank you, sir, for your tip, but we already have a shared folder that we use.

01:17:30.000 This is for Matt, Gavin Rygei.

01:17:32.000 Go to 2213 of the Teriology video.

01:17:37.000 This could be a powerful video drop.

01:17:39.000 Picture Portland Antifa B-roll followed by, now all these things are illegal.

01:17:45.000 2213.

01:17:46.000 Well, that's $4.

01:17:49.000 Now, all of these things are legal.

01:17:51.000 The banks can say a dollar times a dollar is a dollar and give you that.

01:17:54.000 That is pretty good.

01:17:55.000 I was watching a public fight, and this black girl was like, there's somebody called an ambalance? 1.00

01:18:00.000 She said it multiple times.

01:18:01.000 Ambalance.

01:18:04.000 This place has a really cool ambalance.

01:18:07.000 I don't know if it's the candles or the incense.

01:18:11.000 Very relaxing.

01:18:12.000 This thing keeps tilting.

01:18:13.000 I think it's ambalanced.

01:18:16.000 Not a fan of the bathtub show.

01:18:18.000 I gave it like minutes, and that's all I could take.

01:18:21.000 Sounds like you're gay. 0.98

01:18:21.000 Okay. 0.98

01:18:22.000 It was not our most popular show.

01:18:24.000 It's split.

01:18:26.000 Very divisive show.

01:18:27.000 Hey, Gavin, Lord of Censor TV and Ryan, who almost assuredly did not mess something up once this episode.

01:18:32.000 Could you please rate Ben Shapiro's sister for us?

01:18:35.000 Looks like she has some absolutely magnificent dumpers. 1.00

01:18:38.000 She also has that kind of not hot, cute look that makes her so much more hot. 1.00

01:18:42.000 I've attached some images for reference.

01:18:43.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:18:44.000 Dumpers. 0.99

01:18:45.000 That's hilarious.

01:18:47.000 I scanned these first to make sure there was no nudes.

01:18:49.000 Yeah, why did Jews always have such fantastic tits? 1.00

01:18:54.000 She is an absolute smoke ball. 1.00

01:18:57.000 Although, her nose looks pretty in the first two, but it looks a little... 1.00

01:19:04.000 It looks a bit much in the third.

01:19:06.000 Very dar man.

01:19:08.000 Oh, yeah.

01:19:08.000 Fantastic boobaroos.

01:19:12.000 What do you say, Ryan?

01:19:14.000 That's in there.

01:19:15.000 I mean, that's, what, close to eights?

01:19:16.000 Hovering around an eight? 0.71

01:19:18.000 Yep.

01:19:18.000 I think she's in the mid-sevens, but can easily go.

01:19:27.000 Okay, last letter.

01:19:29.000 Yeah, and Rygai, apparently the New York State public school teaching resources were leaked online.

01:19:34.000 They're available for now to download on Google Drive.

01:19:37.000 The early childhood education section is really disturbing for my wife and I because we've got two young boys, three and one, another plan soon, and we're freaked the fuck out about sending them to school.

01:19:45.000 My wife has already downloaded a ton of educational materials and is trying to wrap her head around homeschooling, which seems like the only way to educate your kids without some Marxist cow forcing race theory and social justice math. 1.00

01:19:58.000 Seriously, that's in there.

01:20:00.000 Down little kids' throats. 0.89

01:20:01.000 Anyway, I know you've had a kick for bad education in the past, so I figured you might be interested taking a look at some of this.

01:20:06.000 Here you go.

01:20:07.000 And then he shows us.

01:20:09.000 There's the BLM folder.

01:20:12.000 Yeah, I noticed that my kids' school has a whole bunch of BLM stuff. 0.99

01:20:15.000 It's just a given that public schools endorse Black Lives Matter.

01:20:22.000 Week of action.

01:20:23.000 Yep.

01:20:24.000 Diversity, restorative justice, unapologetically black, black females, black women, white black families, black women, black villages. 0.91

01:20:31.000 Okay.

01:20:32.000 Globalism?

01:20:33.000 Wow.

01:20:34.000 Loving, engaged mobilism.

01:20:36.000 Yes.

01:20:36.000 It says it right there.

01:20:37.000 Wow.

01:20:38.000 Yep.

01:20:39.000 Queer affirming, transgender affirming, intergenerational?

01:20:43.000 Collective value.

01:20:43.000 What does intergenerational mean?

01:20:45.000 Is that about fucking kids?

01:20:47.000 It's gotta be.

01:20:49.000 At this point.

01:20:50.000 What does intergenerational mean?

01:20:54.000 I don't like the sound of that at all.

01:20:56.000 It just sounds like a.

01:20:59.000 I love a black woman's its own thing. 1.00

01:21:01.000 Just black women. 1.00

01:21:04.000 Here we go.

01:21:05.000 I don't know what the fuck.

01:21:07.000 Privilege, white supremacy, heterosexism, gender, transgender, social media.

01:21:11.000 So I'll put that in the show notes.

01:21:12.000 If you go to gavinmcinnis.win, they always put up the show notes.

01:21:15.000 I'll put that particular thing in the show notes and we should download it and I'll have a look at it on our own time because it looks corrupt.

01:21:28.000 All right, lads, let's end the show.

01:21:31.000 We've got two videos.

01:21:32.000 One shows you male cops and one shows you female cops. 1.00

01:21:38.000 Here is a female cop and the security guard at a store. 0.91

01:21:42.000 So he's obviously called in for backup and she's shown up.

01:21:45.000 And the boy's father goes, yeah, I'm not having my boy arrested.

01:21:49.000 Thank you very much.

01:21:50.000 And just goes and just takes him from the cop. 0.55

01:21:52.000 And then she grabs him and he just hits her hand.

01:21:55.000 Actually, he goes to hit her hand.

01:21:56.000 She pulls her hand away because she doesn't want her hand to get hurt.

01:21:59.000 And they leave.

01:22:01.000 This is female cops in action. 1.00

01:22:02.000 No, wrap him up.

01:22:04.000 Wrap him up.

01:22:06.000 Wrap him up.

01:22:08.000 That even gypsy. 1.00

01:22:10.000 A northerner?

01:22:11.000 One of those Irish travelers? 0.98

01:22:12.000 Look at this guy.

01:22:14.000 There's no fucking way you're arresting my boy.

01:22:20.000 Look at that.

01:22:22.000 The skipping clerk says, no, I guess I won't do that.

01:22:24.000 You're free to go.

01:22:25.000 I'll fight them off.

01:22:27.000 He doesn't even lose his sweatshirt.

01:22:29.000 Now, watch your hand when he goes to hit it.

01:22:32.000 Nope, I don't want to get hurt.

01:22:36.000 Good to go.

01:22:37.000 Now, the cops in Britain are obviously castrated.

01:22:40.000 Tons of rules.

01:22:41.000 They get chastised for doing anything but arresting racists who had a rude tweet.

01:22:47.000 But just here, this is a guy without a gun.

01:22:49.000 He's only given a taser.

01:22:50.000 He's dealing with a bunch of drunken trash.

01:22:53.000 And even then, the male cops are 100 times better. 0.73

01:22:58.000 The male cops are 100 times better. 1.00

01:23:04.000 Whoop, you're on the stove. 0.98

01:23:06.000 Now she goes to kick his ass. 1.00

01:23:08.000 No, and I'm not going to beat you up, but I am going to taste it.

01:23:13.000 Wow.

01:23:19.000 Can we do that again?

01:23:20.000 And boom, you're going down.

01:23:22.000 Bitch, get the fuck away from me. 1.00

01:23:24.000 Boop, in your leg. 1.00

01:23:26.000 As fast as that.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 11, 2020

S02E197 - THE UPRISING HAS BEGUN [2020-08-11 - S02E197 - THE UPRISING HAS BEGUN]

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