Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 13, 2020


S02E198 [2020-08-13 - S02E198]


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Gavin McInnes talks about liberal privilege, gay marriage, and why you can get away with murder if you're not on the Trump train. Also, he talks about gay marriage and why it's not a bad thing.

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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:20.000 Like a snake calling on her phone.
00:00:23.000 I've got no time to be alone.
00:00:26.000 Someone coming at me all the time.
00:00:30.000 Man, the biggest business man, oh man, yeah, oh, oh, all right.
00:00:43.000 Ah, bah, ha!
00:00:48.000 All right, that was Australia's The Saints.
00:00:52.000 Australia is the most underappreciated rock and roll country, continent, everything.
00:01:00.000 It is incredible bands, the Hard-ons, the Saints, the Celibate Rifles, and now with Amel and the Sniffers or whatever they're called, and the fucking, I'm on smoke, so leave me alone.
00:01:15.000 So that was the late 70s.
00:01:17.000 The Saints were a seminal punk band, fantastic band.
00:01:21.000 And they're having a rebirth now with all these other, and same sort of lo-fi, CBGB's type punk.
00:01:27.000 But fuck, it's good.
00:01:29.000 Amazing.
00:01:29.000 And the reason I chose that is because they're called the Saints.
00:01:32.000 And I want to talk about liberal privilege and how, that's Donald Trump Jr.'s new book, by the way.
00:01:38.000 But liberal privilege and how we're responsible for 120% of the stuff we do, 140%, they're responsible for 20% of the things they do.
00:01:47.000 And there is privilege in this country.
00:01:49.000 And while everyone talks about white privilege, the privilege here is the left.
00:01:53.000 They can get away with it.
00:01:54.000 And that includes poor blacks. 1.00
00:01:57.000 They can get away with shooting a five-year-old.
00:01:59.000 There's no riots for that.
00:02:02.000 There's no Kids' Lives Matter movement, even though it appears to be a pattern.
00:02:07.000 We'll talk about that too.
00:02:08.000 But if you're not on the Trump train, then you can get away with murder, quite literally.
00:02:15.000 And if you are on the Trump train, there's people you can't hang out with.
00:02:19.000 Like I am verboten from associating with Proud Boys in New York City because it means we're a gang and it leads to people like Max and John going to jail.
00:02:29.000 Anyway, I still am having my ring repaired.
00:02:34.000 My wife and I are not getting divorced.
00:02:36.000 I'm having it expanded because I'm getting fat.
00:02:38.000 And we still don't have a printer.
00:02:40.000 So you're going to have to see me staring at my computer for this app.
00:02:47.000 Oh, speaking of liberal privilege, I want to talk about gays who marry straight women.
00:02:52.000 And that's not a bad thing.
00:02:53.000 It's just like an oops.
00:02:55.000 Like Ariana Huffington's gay billionaire husband. 0.97
00:03:00.000 Why was that?
00:03:01.000 You know what it's what they do?
00:03:02.000 There was a British TV host who left his wife after like 20 years and said, I'm gay.
00:03:09.000 And it was all about how heroic and brave he was for coming out of the closet.
00:03:14.000 How about all the time he wasted of her life raping her on a regular basis every Saturday at 11?
00:03:22.000 I'll explain that too.
00:03:25.000 So let's just jump right into it, shall we?
00:03:27.000 Number one on my notes here is this morning when I wake up, I'm making my coffee on the Nespresso and I ask Alexa, what's up?
00:03:39.000 By the way, I've been asking people, how's tricks?
00:03:42.000 And no one knows what the fuck I'm talking about.
00:03:43.000 Am I getting to that age where my colloquialisms are so out of date?
00:03:47.000 I've heard that.
00:03:48.000 I said to a cop the other day, how's tricks?
00:03:49.000 And he goes, what?
00:03:51.000 And I go, how's things?
00:03:52.000 How's biz?
00:03:52.000 What's up?
00:03:54.000 And then he understood me.
00:03:55.000 And then my wife's trainer was over this morning and I said, how's tricks?
00:03:58.000 And she goes, what do you mean?
00:03:59.000 What tricks?
00:04:00.000 I don't mean you're a prostitute. 0.92
00:04:04.000 So that's an important news item I had to get to for some reason.
00:04:07.000 So anyway, sorry.
00:04:08.000 Part of my morning routine is Alexis.
00:04:09.000 And I go, what's up, Alexis?
00:04:11.000 I don't say house tricks.
00:04:12.000 And they do Reuters first.
00:04:14.000 They do Fox News, but it's after they've told you everything.
00:04:16.000 It's like eight minutes into the what's happening.
00:04:20.000 And it is so left-wing.
00:04:22.000 We're going to buy an Alexis for the studio. 0.95
00:04:25.000 Or Alexa, sorry.
00:04:26.000 We're going to buy an Alexa for the studio because you've got to hear this.
00:04:28.000 It's like, Kamala Harris has been chosen as the new VP, and Trump expressed his dismay at this.
00:04:36.000 And he continues to make sexist and insulting comments towards women.
00:04:41.000 And it was all, it's supposed to be facts, Reuters, right?
00:04:44.000 And this was all about how women decide elections. 1.00
00:04:47.000 Trump has repeatedly been insulting towards them.
00:04:51.000 And she's this in this poll and this in that poll. 0.93
00:04:54.000 And even Republicans, 26% prefer her over another, blah, blah, blah. 1.00
00:04:58.000 And after they've done all these positive sounding polls, they mumble at the end that as of right now, Trump has like a 54% chance of winning and Biden has like a 36.
00:05:09.000 I forget the exact numbers, but Trump was way ahead of him.
00:05:12.000 And they reluctantly mumble that out at the end of the PR campaign.
00:05:17.000 It's a PR campaign for Biden, which must be a challenge.
00:05:22.000 Can you imagine?
00:05:23.000 I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said President Joe Biden or Biden for president or whatever.
00:05:29.000 And I didn't even, like when I would see the Hillary bumper stickers, I go, ooh, I hope there's not too many of those.
00:05:35.000 And when I saw the Biden one, I just involuntarily laughed.
00:05:39.000 The thought of someone like, there we go, confidently, proudly putting that sticker on their car, I can't imagine it.
00:05:47.000 Like I can't imagine having a Biden shirt.
00:05:51.000 I've kind of been there with George W. Bush.
00:05:54.000 He was a right-wing president that was a complete and utter buffoon, warmonger, war criminal.
00:05:59.000 You know what I did?
00:06:00.000 I said, fuck George W. Bush.
00:06:03.000 This guy is an asshole. 0.79
00:06:05.000 Fuck him.
00:06:06.000 But he's your Republican.
00:06:08.000 I don't give a shit.
00:06:10.000 An asshole is an asshole.
00:06:13.000 I don't like the butt chick. 1.00
00:06:15.000 That is actually the motto of the gay sex movement. 0.96
00:06:19.000 Also in my preliminary notes here, I am so glad we covered being there as a movie.
00:06:26.000 Are the movie shows good shows?
00:06:27.000 Should we continue doing those?
00:06:29.000 But it just gets more and more apt, more and more timely.
00:06:37.000 Turn it up.
00:06:39.000 Then you really are a gardener.
00:06:43.000 Oh, yes.
00:06:44.000 May I ask your name?
00:06:45.000 That's Joe Biden.
00:06:50.000 Jesus the gardener.
00:06:52.000 Mr. Chancy Gardner, are you related to Basil and Perdita's gardener?
00:06:57.000 No, I'm not related to Basil and Pedita.
00:07:00.000 Gabbledigook. 0.99
00:07:03.000 Remember the huge hole in that movie?
00:07:05.000 That they're trying to figure out what Chancy Gardner is, and they never rescue interview her.
00:07:13.000 Right.
00:07:14.000 Stuff with rice pudding between the ears.
00:07:17.000 On television, Mr. President, you look much smaller.
00:07:22.000 Dumb as a checkass. 1.00
00:07:24.000 How perfect is that?
00:07:24.000 That's Biden.
00:07:26.000 As long as the roots are not severed, all is well.
00:07:32.000 and all will be well in the garden.
00:07:41.000 In the garden.
00:07:43.000 Hmm.
00:07:45.000 The hair on my legs.
00:07:51.000 What do you mean he's got no baggage?
00:07:53.000 All is well if the roots are not severed.
00:07:56.000 All is well in the garden.
00:07:59.000 He is the lost soul present.
00:08:02.000 The guys literally had two lobotomies.
00:08:05.000 Do you want me to saw your brain off, saw your skull off, put it over there?
00:08:13.000 It's now sitting in a tray.
00:08:15.000 Then I go in, I remove the part of your brain that I think is causing problems, put that in a little steel dish.
00:08:22.000 Then take your skull, match it right up.
00:08:26.000 There's probably like little marker lines.
00:08:30.000 And then stitch, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do all along here.
00:08:34.000 Put a new, put your head back on.
00:08:37.000 That's happened to him twice.
00:08:40.000 I think he was an evil, fucking, malicious, ruthless piece of shit back before his lobotomies.
00:08:47.000 Now he's Peter Sellers in being there.
00:08:50.000 Peter Sellers finishes his quotes.
00:08:52.000 If it was Joe Biden doing it, he'd be like, the roots in the garden.
00:08:55.000 You know the thing.
00:08:57.000 Even Peter Sellers finishes his quotes.
00:09:00.000 Peter Sellers is smarter than Joe Biden.
00:09:04.000 All right, let's get down to the news.
00:09:06.000 You can ask Alexa, by the way, online.
00:09:09.000 I haven't tried it yet, but do you want to give it a test?
00:09:11.000 Yeah.
00:09:12.000 Say, what's up?
00:09:14.000 What's up?
00:09:20.000 What's up?
00:09:25.000 Oh, that's cool.
00:09:28.000 Probably Tiny Twitse was arrested.
00:09:32.000 And this goes back to our liberal privilege theme.
00:09:35.000 So Tiny committed the sin.
00:09:38.000 This is the first link in the notes.
00:09:44.000 Committed the sin of going to CHOP and saying to them something like, what did he say?
00:09:53.000 He said something like, you guys better wrap this up soon or the Patriots versus Antifa fighter or something like that is going to happen sooner than you think.
00:10:04.000 That was his horrific quote.
00:10:06.000 And so what does Antifa do?
00:10:07.000 They call his probation officer like crazy.
00:10:09.000 Hey, he's technically at a demonstration.
00:10:11.000 I mean, I don't know if CHOP's a demonstration, but it kind of is.
00:10:14.000 And he's there.
00:10:15.000 That's a violation of his probation.
00:10:17.000 So that the probation officer recommends to the courts that he go to jail for a year.
00:10:22.000 What did he do?
00:10:22.000 Did he fight anyone?
00:10:24.000 Well, no, but he was intimidating people and it was near a place where we were rioting.
00:10:29.000 Oh, I'm sorry to intimidate rioters.
00:10:33.000 Again, we are responsible for 120% of what we do.
00:10:36.000 They're responsible for 20% of what they do.
00:10:39.000 These are the only arrests you're going to see remotely close to CHOP is someone going in there and saying, you guys better wrap it up.
00:10:48.000 And I thought this was interesting.
00:10:49.000 The Daily Beast.
00:10:51.000 Look at this horrible cunt of a woman. 1.00
00:10:53.000 She's clearly a spinster, hates men. 1.00
00:10:56.000 No, it says it's just below.
00:10:59.000 Look at this horrible cunt. 1.00
00:11:02.000 Look at her.
00:11:03.000 Isn't that our enemy perfectly personified right there?
00:11:07.000 That's everyone we hate all in one head.
00:11:11.000 So she's just been a malicious cunt, amateur reporter for a professional lifetime. 0.99
00:11:16.000 And she was at NBC for like 15 years.
00:11:18.000 Now she's the executive editor, whatever that means, at the daily beast.
00:11:23.000 And she's a beast daily. 0.96
00:11:26.000 She wrote about it.
00:11:27.000 And it's so unprofessional when you read her writing.
00:11:29.000 You just realize that modern journalism is really just repeating tropes.
00:11:34.000 You're just a publicist now.
00:11:35.000 Not getting any smarter.
00:11:39.000 Square brackets.
00:11:40.000 Tracy Connor.
00:11:41.000 She's got a little cute picture of herself where she doesn't look like what you just looked like. 0.63
00:11:45.000 For some reason, they include the same mugshot twice.
00:11:48.000 That helps.
00:11:51.000 But in that article, she says the Proud Boys she describes as a pugilistic ultra-nationalist with ties to white supremacists and have been designated a hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center.
00:12:03.000 Isn't the Southern Poverty Law Center getting sued for that allegation?
00:12:07.000 Is that worth including in your reporting?
00:12:09.000 No.
00:12:11.000 And then she describes, this just shows you that leftist journalism is just a publicity, a PR firm.
00:12:19.000 CHOP, a six-block police-free zone in Seattle created through negotiation between police and protesters.
00:12:27.000 Really?
00:12:29.000 So it was like they went to Camp David and they decided that they would do this.
00:12:31.000 Was largely peaceful until...
00:12:40.000 World War II was largely peaceful.
00:12:43.000 If you were to add up the entire areas that had war and the amount of battles there were out of a 24-hour day, you'd probably find that only about 10 to 15% of the time people were getting their heads blown off.
00:12:56.000 So largely peaceful is largely misleading.
00:13:00.000 It was largely peaceful until a spate of recent shootings brought heat from city officials and put its future in peril.
00:13:09.000 And that spate of recent shootings, the subtext there is that it wasn't chop people, it was just like, I don't know, bad guys.
00:13:18.000 Anyway, okay, let me jump to what I wanted to talk about, what inspired this whole episode, was this amazing quote from AOC.
00:13:28.000 So you scroll down to privilege, Ryan.
00:13:31.000 I'm losing my voice here.
00:13:33.000 You hear it.
00:13:35.000 It's below green screen.
00:13:38.000 Yeah.
00:13:39.000 So this is Father Damien.
00:13:41.000 All right.
00:13:42.000 He's a Belgian priest, Catholic priest, who, shit, I don't know when he's from.
00:13:47.000 When was leprosy big?
00:13:51.000 Father Damien, they call him.
00:13:53.000 That's not his real name.
00:13:55.000 But 1840.
00:13:58.000 His real name was, where was his real name?
00:14:03.000 Joseph de Voister.
00:14:05.000 So this poor bastard decides, I want to help.
00:14:09.000 Where do you need the most help?
00:14:10.000 And they go, well, what do you mean?
00:14:11.000 You want to go to the worst place in the world?
00:14:13.000 Yes, I would like to go to the worst place in the world, please.
00:14:17.000 And they go, okay, how about a leper colony in Hawaii?
00:14:20.000 We don't want everyone to get leprosy, so we're sending them all to an island in Hawaii. 0.93
00:14:24.000 And he goes, yes.
00:14:24.000 Can you go there?
00:14:26.000 So he goes there and he works with the lepers. 0.85
00:14:30.000 He builds roads.
00:14:31.000 He builds schools.
00:14:33.000 He builds churches.
00:14:34.000 He builds infrastructure.
00:14:35.000 He makes a town.
00:14:37.000 And he stays there for 20 years with the lepers, helping them until he gets leprosy. 0.99
00:14:43.000 You want to see how much shit he looked like by the time he died?
00:14:48.000 He looks like, where is he now?
00:14:53.000 Yeah, there he is.
00:14:55.000 So he became a saint, the Blessed Damian, saint of Malachi, which was the area in Hawaii that he saved, rescued, devoted his life to, died protecting, died helping, giving.
00:15:09.000 I mean, you can't get much more saintly than that.
00:15:13.000 So when, go back to the first statue now, the AOC gov thing.
00:15:18.000 So I assumed when I heard that AOC was disparaging the statue, she thought it was some southern general with a beard because he's got broad shoulders.
00:15:29.000 And she thought it was some testament to the south.
00:15:31.000 And she's an ignorant bitch who doesn't look stuff up. 1.00
00:15:36.000 It's actually worse than that.
00:15:39.000 She's well aware of who she is.
00:15:41.000 And she still said that that statue is a symbol of white supremacy, white supremacist culture.
00:15:49.000 Does that blow your mind or what?
00:15:52.000 This guy, and maybe she's right, maybe whites are supreme. 1.00
00:15:58.000 If they're going to Hawaii and dying, helping lepers, creating an entire town. 1.00
00:16:02.000 Now, you may have to blow this up like crazy, the text there, so I can read it.
00:16:07.000 Can you blow that up even more?
00:16:09.000 So I heard the story before I saw this.
00:16:12.000 So I go, oh, you dumb bitch. 1.00
00:16:14.000 You don't know who he was.
00:16:15.000 He wasn't a southern general who had slaves.
00:16:18.000 He was a slave in this sense.
00:16:20.000 And then I read this, I go, holy shit, you know who he is.
00:16:22.000 Even when we select figures to tell the stories of colonized places, all places are colonized places, you dumb whore. 1.00
00:16:29.000 And by the way, you're Puerto Rican.
00:16:31.000 You're a colonizer.
00:16:33.000 You're Spanish.
00:16:34.000 You colonized Puerto Rico.
00:16:38.000 Even when we select figures to tell the stories of colonized places, like Puerto Rico, it is the colonizers and settlers whose stories are told and virtually no one else.
00:16:47.000 Check out Hawaii statue.
00:16:49.000 And I don't think Hawaii could possibly come up with a more devoted, blessed, driven, perfect person.
00:16:59.000 No, this is the crucial part.
00:17:01.000 Not good enough.
00:17:02.000 If you're white, you'll never be good enough. 1.00
00:17:06.000 AOC is not good enough, but she was hired because she's not white. 1.00
00:17:10.000 We are responsible for 120% of what we do.
00:17:12.000 They're responsible for 20%.
00:17:14.000 She's a 20%er. 0.95
00:17:15.000 That's what I'm going to start calling them now.
00:17:17.000 If you're affirmative action hire, you're a 20%er. 0.83
00:17:20.000 It's not Queen Lily Okulani of Hawaii.
00:17:24.000 Oh, so you did Google this.
00:17:26.000 The only Queen Reginant of Hawaii who is immortalized and whose story is told, it is Father Damien.
00:17:33.000 This isn't to litigate each and every individual statue, but to point out the patterns that have emerged among the totality of them in who we are taught to deify in our nation's capital.
00:17:43.000 I think you can deify a saint.
00:17:46.000 I think that's reasonable.
00:17:48.000 Virtually all men, all white, and mostly both.
00:17:53.000 That's the story of history, Alexandria.
00:17:56.000 Men were out doing stuff.
00:17:58.000 Women were doing something much more valuable. 1.00
00:17:59.000 They were staying at home and making babies, creating life, shaping the home.
00:18:04.000 That's the backbone of society.
00:18:07.000 Women have always been the backbone. 1.00
00:18:08.000 Men are the ribs. 0.62
00:18:09.000 But what are you going to do?
00:18:11.000 I think you should have a statue of a housewife holding two babies.
00:18:14.000 That would be cool.
00:18:15.000 But it's almost like it's a given.
00:18:17.000 So yes, when you hear stories, they tend to be male.
00:18:20.000 They tend to be white.
00:18:21.000 That's because, I can tell you why they tend to be male, because men were out doing things.
00:18:25.000 Now, you're in a white country that's about 70% white, so they're going to be white. 0.98
00:18:29.000 If you're in Africa and you hear stories, they're going to be about black men. 0.99
00:18:34.000 They're going to be about African men.
00:18:35.000 If you're in Japan and you hear stories, they're going to be about Japanese men. 0.98
00:18:39.000 Men were out doing story stuff.
00:18:41.000 Story stuff is not as important as making babies, shaping the home.
00:18:45.000 That's the spine.
00:18:46.000 We're in a culture where we hear about ribs.
00:18:49.000 I can sit and tell you how wonderful a housewife was and how many lives she shaped and what a good mom she was.
00:18:55.000 I can do that, but you know that.
00:18:59.000 So now they want to go back through history and make women the ribs, like Eve, and they want to make women James Bond.
00:19:06.000 No, no, no.
00:19:10.000 It's not radical or crazy to understand the influence white supremacist culture.
00:19:15.000 So the saint, the man who got leprosy, is white, a white supremacist. 0.62
00:19:22.000 That's what he was thinking, by the way, when he went to Hawaii and he's helping the lepers. 1.00
00:19:26.000 He was just thinking, fucking Zegil, look at these losers.
00:19:30.000 And I assume a leper colony in an American state has, or I guess it wasn't American back then. 0.99
00:19:37.000 I assume a leper colony has a bunch of different races. 1.00
00:19:40.000 No, I don't know how Hawaii was in 1840, but go back has historically had in our overall culture and how it impacts the present day.
00:19:50.000 So in AOC's mind, white supremacist culture is just culture that has whites in it.
00:19:57.000 I'm not exaggerating.
00:19:59.000 I'm not exaggerating.
00:20:01.000 Santa Claus, white supremacist culture.
00:20:04.000 Anything that's not me.
00:20:06.000 Now, here's my favorite part about this.
00:20:09.000 There's the National Review thing you already showed, but go to the, what was the Twitter?
00:20:14.000 Oh, that's just the thing.
00:20:15.000 Go to the very bottom, Marisol Escobar.
00:20:18.000 Guess who made the statue?
00:20:23.000 Is that under Marisol Escobar?
00:20:25.000 Yes.
00:20:26.000 Oh, that's my fuck up.
00:20:27.000 Just look up Marisol Escobar. 1.00
00:20:29.000 M-A-R-I-S-O-L, and then Escobar, like Pablo Escobar.
00:20:32.000 She's Venezuelan.
00:20:35.000 A Hispanic woman made that statue. 1.00
00:20:39.000 There's one in Hawaii that's exactly the same.
00:20:41.000 And you can't really see it in that thing, but it's a perfect rectangle.
00:20:46.000 Like it's cube-shaped.
00:20:48.000 It's got four corners.
00:20:50.000 And he sits there strong and tall like that, almost like a pencil.
00:20:53.000 She does a lot of angular, boxy type statues. 1.00
00:20:57.000 And this talented woman, and let's be honest, there was an affirmative action angle to hiring her to do this statue. 1.00
00:21:05.000 So this Hispanic woman, this 20%er, gets hired to do a statue because she's a Hispanic woman. 1.00
00:21:11.000 And then a Hispanic woman bitches about it because the guy in it who saved lepers is a white male. 0.95
00:21:18.000 In other words, don't hire Hispanic women anymore. 1.00
00:21:20.000 It's not working.
00:21:23.000 Affirmative action just breeds more complaining. 0.97
00:21:26.000 You're giving the vampire...
00:21:35.000 Look at his fucking face.
00:21:36.000 Looks like he was made with mashed potatoes.
00:21:40.000 Look at his eyeballs.
00:21:43.000 He looks like he's on, he died of Adderall.
00:21:45.000 It's like he's going on a tanning bed with those little eyes.
00:21:48.000 He totally does.
00:21:49.000 In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if she used those for the mold.
00:21:53.000 So she's not that talented, just like AOC.
00:21:56.000 And what do they do?
00:21:57.000 They just bitch more. 1.00
00:21:59.000 It's like the projects.
00:22:00.000 Robert Moses built the projects in the East Village because he saw these poor people.
00:22:03.000 He thought, let's give them affordable housing.
00:22:05.000 It was fantastic.
00:22:06.000 It worked for hours and hours.
00:22:09.000 And then more poor people arrived.
00:22:10.000 And then the poor people in the projects started breeding. 0.97
00:22:13.000 And now we have third generation welfare.
00:22:15.000 And there's more homeless people in the streets right now than ever before in New York's history.
00:22:20.000 I think we're up to 100,000 now.
00:22:23.000 You should see our studio.
00:22:24.000 I can't show it to you, of course, because Antifa will fucking come and smash the windows and get us kicked out.
00:22:30.000 But our walk from my parking garage to the studio is just homeless.
00:22:35.000 I actually took some pictures the other day that's on my parlor of Chelsea.
00:22:39.000 It's just now they're relaxed.
00:22:42.000 Like they used to be able to get up and go, the bums, and they'd have their backpack on and a shopping cart. 0.97
00:22:47.000 And as soon as the cops showed up, they're off.
00:22:50.000 Even the guy selling the sunglasses, they could roll it up and disappear.
00:22:53.000 Now they're settling in.
00:22:54.000 Look at this guy.
00:22:56.000 Look at this guy chilling out.
00:22:57.000 He's got like panties and necklaces and yarn on his, in his room.
00:23:03.000 That's his room.
00:23:05.000 This guy's not ready to go.
00:23:06.000 Zoom in on his face.
00:23:09.000 This is a woman walking her kid. 1.00
00:23:11.000 No, zoom in on the second one.
00:23:15.000 The second one.
00:23:17.000 What is that now?
00:23:18.000 Like a bikini bottom?
00:23:21.000 Some yarn?
00:23:22.000 Part of a kid's toy?
00:23:24.000 A piece of coat hanger?
00:23:26.000 A macrame owl?
00:23:29.000 Like, what the fuck?
00:23:31.000 Fucking.
00:23:32.000 Look how settled they are.
00:23:34.000 They have plants.
00:23:36.000 They have plants in their room.
00:23:38.000 And like three boxes of printer ink.
00:23:41.000 How are you a hoarder on a New York City street?
00:23:46.000 Why don't you hoard some sobriety?
00:23:51.000 Anyway, I thought that was just fascinating that she would go and criticize this Hispanic sculptress because a leper was white. 1.00
00:23:59.000 I mean, surely we're at the point now where we go, I give up.
00:24:02.000 I give up trying to appease you.
00:24:04.000 You're not appeasable.
00:24:05.000 You're insatiable.
00:24:06.000 You are a radical Muslim. 0.67
00:24:08.000 You are ISIS.
00:24:09.000 If I wear a burqa, you get mad that I'm wearing it wrong.
00:24:11.000 Well, then fuck you. 0.98
00:24:13.000 You want to call me racist for that?
00:24:17.000 War.
00:24:24.000 War.
00:24:28.000 All right, let's lighten the load a little bit here and talk about liberal privilege when it comes to gays raping women. 0.99
00:24:43.000 If you are gay and you have sex with a woman, that's rape. 0.90
00:24:48.000 If you are gay and you trick a woman into thinking that you're straight and you marry her, what the hell is that? 0.98
00:24:55.000 Kidnapping?
00:24:55.000 That's way worse.
00:24:57.000 Then if you're gay and you have a kid and then you use up the best years of her life, get a kid out of her, then dump her, I don't know, that's like, is there even a name for that? 0.99
00:25:09.000 That's like kidnapping, multiple rape, fraud.
00:25:12.000 It should just, you should go to jail for the rest of your life.
00:25:14.000 That's a horrendous crime.
00:25:16.000 You've destroyed a woman. 1.00
00:25:17.000 And I assume mentally traumatized her.
00:25:20.000 Like Caitlin Jenner, she's a woman, right? 0.97
00:25:24.000 Okay.
00:25:24.000 Well, that means that you were having sex with Chris Jenner.
00:25:28.000 She thought she was boning some Olympic medal winning super dude.
00:25:32.000 Meanwhile, she was just fucking a chick with a dick. 1.00
00:25:35.000 So she was raped repeatedly. 0.98
00:25:38.000 I know of, we've all heard of this too.
00:25:40.000 Like, don't you know someone who the husband left her and he either ended up with a man or you could tell he's probably gay and she wasted her time and she never recovered. 0.54
00:25:50.000 She never remarried and she's all fucked up now. 0.98
00:25:53.000 I know this one couple where they were married for a little while.
00:25:56.000 They made a kid and he would schedule cunnalingus Saturdays at 11 p.m.
00:26:03.000 If someone held a gun to my head and I was in a gay relationship and I had to blow them, I would at least try to reserve it to Saturdays at 11 p.m. 0.99
00:26:11.000 You know, then you can live your week normal and just cry, maybe get drunk and do some balliums and go, here we go, it's showtime.
00:26:22.000 But because of liberal privilege, gays get away with this. 1.00
00:26:25.000 And I will give a pass to a 16-year-old who's really confused.
00:26:30.000 I don't know how you could be confused in 2020 about the fact that all your friends are female, you love show tunes, and you wear makeup.
00:26:38.000 But let's say there is some normal gay who doesn't act effeminate and doesn't realize he's gay until he has sex with a girl when he's 17 in the back of her dad's Chevy Bolt. 0.60
00:26:51.000 Okay, maybe.
00:26:53.000 This situation is a guy marrying a woman while clearly being gay. 0.56
00:27:00.000 And everyone is just sort of like, well, that was kind of weird.
00:27:04.000 This is worse than beating her up.
00:27:06.000 This is a violation.
00:27:08.000 Why are we okay with this?
00:27:09.000 Anyway, go ahead.
00:27:11.000 Luke, let me ask you this.
00:27:14.000 Why did you have someone that you weren't attracted to?
00:27:19.000 So we'll start way back in the beginning.
00:27:22.000 Just get it here.
00:27:22.000 Let's start.
00:27:23.000 So we're out at the dinner.
00:27:25.000 It was on the honeymoon.
00:27:26.000 Yes.
00:27:27.000 Here's just, hold on a sec.
00:27:28.000 Here's what happened here.
00:27:29.000 This is a homosexual. 1.00
00:27:30.000 It's 2020.
00:27:31.000 So there's no chance that he was stuck in the closet all these days unless he's like the son of Todd Olson or whatever that's old old Joe Steen, whatever that super evangelist guy, Joel Austine.
00:27:42.000 Maybe he's Joel Austine's son and he's been preaching to the choir literally his whole life.
00:27:49.000 Maybe, but no.
00:27:50.000 This guy is clearly gay. 0.89
00:27:51.000 He's clearly had boyfriends.
00:27:53.000 He's clearly been blowing dudes since he was, I'm going to say as young as 14.
00:27:58.000 And he wanted to be on TV because he wants to be an actor one day.
00:28:01.000 And I want to do theater.
00:28:02.000 I'd love to really do movies.
00:28:04.000 Ultimately, I want to direct, but I know the best way to do that is to be in film.
00:28:09.000 And I can't get into film.
00:28:10.000 It's really competitive.
00:28:11.000 I did some extra work.
00:28:12.000 So I got on this reality TV show and raped a chick. 0.98
00:28:15.000 You raped a chick to be famous. 0.99
00:28:19.000 We're back.
00:28:20.000 We probably wrap up at 12, right?
00:28:22.000 But we're in the room.
00:28:23.000 You're, you know, you're like kind of coming at me real hard.
00:28:26.000 And you can't go to sleep when you're horny unless you have relief.
00:28:30.000 No, we were in bed cuddling.
00:28:32.000 You were only wearing boxers.
00:28:34.000 You were always the one that initiates cuddling with me.
00:28:38.000 So I just thought that maybe we could have sex on our honeymoon.
00:28:42.000 So we talked about it.
00:28:43.000 Look at that sweet treat. 0.91
00:28:45.000 She looks like a Playboy cartoon. 1.00
00:28:47.000 Imagine her in lingerie. 0.80
00:28:50.000 When I imagine our honeymoon, me and her, I feel sad.
00:28:54.000 You know why?
00:28:55.000 Because I feel bad for my dick that is going to have all the skin worn off it.
00:29:00.000 It's going to look like Freddy's face.
00:29:02.000 It's just going to be this, you'll just see the muscle tissue.
00:29:05.000 All the skin will be gone and it'll be begging me to stop.
00:29:07.000 It'll say, please, can we just have a break?
00:29:09.000 And I'll say, are you crazy?
00:29:10.000 Get back to work.
00:29:11.000 It'll be a slave. 0.83
00:29:12.000 It'll be slavery. 0.98
00:29:14.000 They'll have to emancipate my penis from my body because I'm abusing my slave. 1.00
00:29:18.000 That's what would happen.
00:29:19.000 And this isn't just me talking.
00:29:20.000 This is every dude watching this show is like, yes, please.
00:29:25.000 Yes, please.
00:29:26.000 Even if I hated her, God said, I'd love to fuck her. 1.00
00:29:29.000 Now, if I was gay, well, that's a different story.
00:29:32.000 Maybe I should just explain.
00:29:33.000 I had just heard about this show.
00:29:35.000 I think I'm going to start watching it.
00:29:36.000 It's an arranged marriage reality show.
00:29:38.000 So they hook up these people with relationship experts and psychologists and stuff, and they matchmake them.
00:29:45.000 And so these people get married at first sight, then they go away for a honeymoon, and then they stay together, I believe, for two months.
00:29:51.000 And after the two months, they're allowed to break it off or keep going.
00:29:55.000 Now, I haven't watched it.
00:29:57.000 So I imagine like the worst case scenario was, I don't know, we fought a lot and it's not going to work.
00:30:01.000 It didn't work out.
00:30:02.000 Or we're staying married.
00:30:04.000 Not he was gay and crying every time we fucked. 0.80
00:30:09.000 That's abuse.
00:30:10.000 No one is getting this angle from this, that this woman was abused by this homosexual.
00:30:15.000 Because you can't criticize gays.
00:30:19.000 For like five minutes, and then at the end of the conversation, it was like, okay, so do you want to have sex?
00:30:26.000 And you said yes.
00:30:27.000 And then you went up, you got a condom, and we had sex. 0.85
00:30:31.000 And I noticed something was off, so I asked you if you were okay.
00:30:35.000 And you said, no, I feel dead inside.
00:30:38.000 And then you got up, went to the bathroom, and you said, I feel repulsed.
00:30:44.000 I know that like I'm not your type, but like repulsed and dead inside.
00:30:47.000 We need to talk.
00:30:48.000 And your first answer after I said, we need to talk was, do you think that I'm a homosexual?
00:30:55.000 That black guy this whole time is thinking, you can just see him and he's, I'm doing it too.
00:30:59.000 It's just like, what I would do to you.
00:31:02.000 Oh my Lord.
00:31:03.000 This is a fat guy looking at vanilla ice cream just going, let's get some banana splits going on right now.
00:31:12.000 But yeah, dead inside and repulsed, it's time to walk out of the room.
00:31:16.000 I'm never speaking to you again.
00:31:22.000 One time I was fucking a girl and mid-fuck, she said, she said, I need a drink. 1.00
00:31:28.000 And I was like, I just pulled out.
00:31:30.000 I was like, goodbye.
00:31:31.000 What?
00:31:31.000 What's wrong?
00:31:32.000 No, baby.
00:31:33.000 Fuck off.
00:31:35.000 We're done.
00:31:36.000 Another time, I was ejaculating, and the woman I was with started laughing.
00:31:41.000 She was, I believe, performing the final HJ.
00:31:45.000 And she goes, is that your cum face?
00:31:48.000 Oh, my God.
00:31:50.000 I had a girl gag. 1.00
00:31:51.000 You had a girl gag? 1.00
00:31:53.000 Yeah, there was a lot of it, I guess.
00:31:58.000 And she was just gagging. 0.57
00:32:00.000 Well, that's normal with fellacio.
00:32:01.000 She wasn't blowing me.
00:32:02.000 No, it was a hand job.
00:32:04.000 Oh.
00:32:04.000 Just the amount of it she was repulsed by.
00:32:07.000 I was like, okay, I guess I'm gross.
00:32:09.000 That's so mean.
00:32:10.000 It felt really bad.
00:32:13.000 I'm dead inside.
00:32:14.000 Hi, I'm dead inside.
00:32:17.000 You repulse me.
00:32:20.000 Is it possible to be a straight male and be repulsed by her?
00:32:24.000 I don't think so.
00:32:25.000 You could not, you could be like really into brunettes or black chicks or something and say, well, In the long run, I'd like to have sex with different types of women, not her. 1.00
00:32:35.000 But you couldn't say no to her.
00:32:37.000 She's a bump of Coke, right? 1.00
00:32:39.000 If you go up to the President of the United States, maybe not Trump, but Barack Obama for sure.
00:32:44.000 Like right now, if you went to Barack Obama and you had Coke on a key and you're like, Do you want to do a little toots, my goots?
00:32:50.000 He would say, No, thanks.
00:32:51.000 I don't know how you got in here, by the way.
00:32:53.000 You go, just one little boop, just a little, and then I'll be gone.
00:32:57.000 First of all, security.
00:32:59.000 Hold on, hold on.
00:33:00.000 Oh, security, hold on a sec.
00:33:02.000 All right, now get the hell out of my house. 0.89
00:33:04.000 Jesus.
00:33:05.000 Actually, we should probably round it off with another little toot on the other side.
00:33:08.000 All right, now gone.
00:33:10.000 Be gone.
00:33:11.000 That's what she is.
00:33:12.000 She's a penile toot. 0.99
00:33:19.000 Thank you.
00:33:19.000 So.
00:33:20.000 So you're having sex with this woman and you did not want to have sex with her. 0.99
00:33:20.000 Okay. 0.99
00:33:24.000 He's tearing up.
00:33:24.000 And you're ashamed that you did that?
00:33:27.000 I was really mad at myself.
00:33:30.000 Mad at myself.
00:33:31.000 I'd be mad too if I fucked her. 1.00
00:33:34.000 I'd be mad at myself because I only lasted five seconds.
00:33:37.000 That would be the anchor.
00:33:38.000 When I saw her tits bouncing up and down, I just went, oh, sorry. 1.00
00:33:42.000 Let's try again in 10 minutes.
00:33:44.000 But you know what's funny about this?
00:33:46.000 He also raped himself.
00:33:48.000 He raped her, wasted her time, violated her.
00:33:51.000 He also was so determined to be famous that he had sex with a chick, which is like you, man out there, having sex with a dude just to be famous.
00:33:59.000 Or heterosexual ladies who are watching, that's like you eating out like your friend Barbara. 1.00
00:34:05.000 And she's like, what are we doing, Trish?
00:34:07.000 And you're like, I want to be famous.
00:34:10.000 That's what he did.
00:34:12.000 What a moron.
00:34:14.000 You continue to have sex with her. 0.83
00:34:16.000 Why did you keep doing it?
00:34:19.000 What percentage of immoral people are imbeciles?
00:34:22.000 I bet it's pretty high.
00:34:25.000 I want her to be happy.
00:34:27.000 To make her happy?
00:34:28.000 Yeah.
00:34:29.000 I love that face.
00:34:30.000 Go back.
00:34:31.000 I have to see it again.
00:34:33.000 Yeah.
00:34:34.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:34:35.000 To be happy.
00:34:36.000 To make her happy?
00:34:41.000 That's so perfect.
00:34:43.000 Yeah, no.
00:34:45.000 To make her happy?
00:34:46.000 We...
00:34:51.000 Did you see that?
00:34:52.000 What's the matter with you?
00:34:54.000 Aren't you embarrassed?
00:34:56.000 Abby?
00:34:56.000 Yeah.
00:35:00.000 That is Manascalco.
00:35:02.000 There's lips, too.
00:35:04.000 To make her happy?
00:35:05.000 Yeah.
00:35:08.000 We were continuing to have sex.
00:35:11.000 I want to see your shoes.
00:35:13.000 Luke was being weird afterwards.
00:35:20.000 What?
00:35:20.000 What do you know?
00:35:20.000 Crying.
00:35:21.000 Let's talk about it.
00:35:22.000 Let's talk about it.
00:35:22.000 This is the time.
00:35:26.000 I wasn't having normal reactions that you normally have after sex.
00:35:30.000 Yeah, you're not normal.
00:35:30.000 You're gay.
00:35:32.000 That's literally abnormal.
00:35:34.000 Wasn't happy.
00:35:37.000 What do you mean?
00:35:38.000 You know what a gay would do? 1.00
00:35:40.000 Sad.
00:35:42.000 Were you emotional?
00:35:44.000 Were you crying?
00:35:44.000 Yeah.
00:35:45.000 Sometimes.
00:35:46.000 Why?
00:35:47.000 This is what's so confusing.
00:35:49.000 What's it about?
00:35:50.000 Let's hold it back.
00:35:52.000 What is this about?
00:35:53.000 I was upset that I was having sex and didn't want to have sex. 0.93
00:35:55.000 That's what I was doing.
00:35:56.000 With your wife.
00:35:58.000 With your fucking wife on your honeymoon. 0.99
00:36:01.000 Let's just talk about the marriage in general.
00:36:03.000 When were we?
00:36:04.000 We were about a month in, and I definitely had feelings for you like a month in when I thought we were.
00:36:11.000 You didn't...
00:36:15.000 No, nothing.
00:36:16.000 No, okay.
00:36:17.000 Like, I still think your eyes are beautiful.
00:36:19.000 And when you came down in your wedding dress, you looked beautiful.
00:36:22.000 I don't believe anything that you said.
00:36:23.000 Wait a minute.
00:36:24.000 Like, you look dope.
00:36:25.000 This is so over the top that I'm worried it's a prank.
00:36:28.000 I don't know.
00:36:29.000 And he's a gay, and they're in on it. 1.00
00:36:31.000 Like, are we being, are we being punked right now?
00:36:34.000 This is too perfect.
00:36:36.000 I think your eyes are beautiful.
00:36:37.000 And when you wear your wedding dress and you came down the aisle, you look gorgeous.
00:36:41.000 And your mile-high cheekbones and that hair.
00:36:43.000 I would kill to have that kind of volume.
00:36:46.000 Is that Vidal Sassoon?
00:36:48.000 What is your secret, girl?
00:36:50.000 Who does your coloring?
00:36:51.000 Your blush was a little much, but...
00:37:02.000 I mean, I don't want to look at your vagina, obviously, but your boobs kind of look like a butt with nipples. 1.00
00:37:08.000 Because you're always changing your words, and that's just, it would mess with my mind for the entire marriage, and it drove me crazy, and it wasn't fair.
00:37:16.000 Maybe it's not fair.
00:37:17.000 And do you think you responded with anything?
00:37:21.000 No, I think that you need to think about how you treated me and stop putting it back on me.
00:37:25.000 I don't think I treated you.
00:37:26.000 You're lucky to be in jail, dude.
00:37:28.000 When I'm king, this is going to be illegal.
00:37:31.000 It's illegal to knowingly give someone AIDS, right?
00:37:36.000 Maybe not in California.
00:37:38.000 But it should be illegal to trick a woman into thinking you're straight or you're a gender that you're not, and then fucking her.
00:37:47.000 Isn't that wrong?
00:37:48.000 That's like, if there was a joke, I forget it was, I think it was Amy Schumer stole it from Patrice O'Neill.
00:37:56.000 And there's some name for this where you're having sex with a girl, and then you stop, pull out, and someone else comes in and then starts having sex with her.
00:38:04.000 And it's like some jokey thing.
00:38:05.000 It was actually in the movie, what?
00:38:06.000 Houdini?
00:38:07.000 Houdini or something?
00:38:08.000 It's actually in the movie Revenge of the Nerds.
00:38:10.000 Some nerd gets laid that way when some jock stops boning or whatever. 1.00
00:38:16.000 It may be funny in the 80s, but it's technically rape. 1.00
00:38:20.000 And if someone does that to a female, you know, you should beat him within an inch of his life. 0.98
00:38:25.000 Isn't that what that guy did?
00:38:28.000 She thought she was having sex with a handsome straight man, and she was having sex with a gay lord. 0.84
00:38:34.000 In the legal sense, it's illegal to marry somebody just for citizenship if they pay you for it and stuff.
00:38:39.000 So that's fraud in the marriage, I would assume at least.
00:38:42.000 It's marriage fraud.
00:38:43.000 He married her to be on a TV show.
00:38:47.000 I still think her eyes are beautiful.
00:38:48.000 That one was too on the nose.
00:38:50.000 That one's making me wary of this whole clip.
00:38:52.000 Want to see it again?
00:38:54.000 No.
00:38:55.000 I don't think you treated me amazing at all either.
00:38:57.000 How did she treat you? 0.94
00:38:58.000 What did she do to you?
00:39:00.000 She wouldn't like that.
00:39:01.000 It was just that like after the camera stopped, you would just Look, I think I deserve an apology.
00:39:08.000 Can you just do that?
00:39:09.000 Apologize.
00:39:09.000 She waits so so.
00:39:10.000 Is she cracking up?
00:39:13.000 Like, she's obviously cracking up, but when she goes, I think I deserve an apology, maybe, you know, on Springer sometimes, you'd see fake guests and they'd start cracking each other up, and you'd realize, oh, they're both in on it.
00:39:24.000 They're making fun of me, really?
00:39:26.000 I'm being duped.
00:39:26.000 It's possible I'm the one being hustled here.
00:39:30.000 The camera laughed, you would just.
00:39:32.000 Luke, come on.
00:39:34.000 Look, I think I deserve.
00:39:35.000 Like, after the camera stopped, you would just.
00:39:38.000 Luke, come on.
00:39:39.000 Look, I think I deserve an apology.
00:39:42.000 I don't know.
00:39:42.000 I think that's just like a laugh.
00:39:43.000 Like, are you kidding?
00:39:45.000 I know, that's the first take, but upon further analysis, it's possible that this is a fag hag and her gay friend playing a giant TV prank. 1.00
00:39:56.000 Can you just do that?
00:39:58.000 I am so sorry.
00:40:00.000 I didn't want either one of us to have such a terrible experience.
00:40:03.000 And watching it is painful for me to see you that sad.
00:40:07.000 When you were living with her and you saw her that sad, was it painful for you both?
00:40:12.000 Absolutely that painful.
00:40:13.000 Then why didn't you do something?
00:40:16.000 Why didn't you treat her better?
00:40:23.000 I was going to get real fat in about 15 years, right?
00:40:26.000 All your fucks in now.
00:40:27.000 Straights. 0.97
00:40:28.000 A certain way.
00:40:29.000 And it was coming off and being perceived differently than it was.
00:40:33.000 But what I'm asking you is not that processed answer you had inside your heads, because what's happening right now is you're sitting back and you're repeating what you think will sound really good for TV.
00:40:44.000 I'm telling you, as a person who does TV every single day, it doesn't look good on TV.
00:40:49.000 So I'm giving you the opportunity now to say, what was going on, man?
00:40:54.000 I don't even know at this point.
00:40:57.000 I don't even know at this point.
00:40:59.000 Is this him saying, say it's a prank.
00:41:01.000 Is this him saying I'm bored of the prank?
00:41:02.000 I want to go home.
00:41:04.000 Didn't I do the prank?
00:41:05.000 I didn't know this was going to be a four-month prank.
00:41:08.000 I miss my boyfriend.
00:41:09.000 Think about this because when you sit there and you look and you don't answer.
00:41:12.000 Oh, we can see your shoes.
00:41:13.000 They're nice royal blue pumps.
00:41:17.000 Like maybe even, what's her name?
00:41:20.000 The punk chick who owned the sex shop, Vivian Westwood. 0.83
00:41:27.000 About this, because when you sit there and you look and you don't answer and you give me that blank stare, that's how it goes out to America.
00:41:32.000 That's fine.
00:41:33.000 You're winning.
00:41:34.000 No, you're winning.
00:41:35.000 I'm not winning.
00:41:36.000 You are clearly winning.
00:41:37.000 No, I'm not.
00:41:38.000 I'm just here asking you questions.
00:41:40.000 I'm not here to win or lose.
00:41:42.000 You lost because you got divorced.
00:41:45.000 I'm just here to talk to you about your divorce.
00:41:47.000 That's it.
00:41:48.000 I'm not winning.
00:41:50.000 I don't understand that.
00:41:51.000 This isn't a game, Luke.
00:41:57.000 I think that's real.
00:41:58.000 Because he's kind of uncomfortable.
00:41:59.000 You see the way he's sitting?
00:42:00.000 He's like bracing his leg.
00:42:02.000 Well, I assume back in Kentucky, they have, I've just guessed where they're from.
00:42:07.000 They have friends who are like, that's Barbara and Max.
00:42:11.000 They're best friends.
00:42:12.000 They were at our wedding.
00:42:13.000 This is a scam.
00:42:15.000 Wouldn't they?
00:42:16.000 I mean, that's going to leak.
00:42:17.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:42:18.000 No, I think it's legit.
00:42:19.000 Well, I want to know what happens because I need to know their relationship now.
00:42:24.000 Now I'm hooked.
00:42:25.000 Now I'm a married at first sight, dude.
00:42:27.000 And yes, I almost said the N-word.
00:42:29.000 I can't do it.
00:42:31.000 You lost your mind stuck in the world.
00:42:34.000 Your honey's such a stupid girl. 1.00
00:42:37.000 Thank you.
00:42:38.000 Thank you.
00:42:40.000 But there's an interesting thing with this privilege is the left, the insatiable left, starts to cannibalize themselves and eat their own because they run out of victims.
00:42:52.000 No one's attacking me anymore.
00:42:54.000 No one wants me off parlor.
00:42:55.000 No one, well, some people want censored.tv down, but we've made it, turned it into our pirate ship into an ironclad battleship.
00:43:05.000 So they run out of bad guys.
00:43:07.000 They canceled everyone on the right.
00:43:10.000 They can't get rid of Trump.
00:43:11.000 So now they're starting to devour each other.
00:43:14.000 And I've had this on my to-do list for a while now.
00:43:17.000 But Burger Records.
00:43:22.000 Do you remember them?
00:43:24.000 This is under feminism in the notes towards the bottom there. 1.00
00:43:29.000 First link.
00:43:31.000 Right?
00:43:31.000 Yep, pitchfork.
00:43:33.000 So Burger Records had a thing called the Boogaloo Party.
00:43:37.000 Boogaloo is a type of music, I think, that goes back to the 20s.
00:43:40.000 I think it's like Cajun or some shit.
00:43:43.000 But it's also what white supremacists call the imminent race war or something like that.
00:43:47.000 Who cares?
00:43:48.000 But they got in a lot of shit for it.
00:43:51.000 And then they started getting in more and more trouble because the eyes were on Burger Records.
00:43:56.000 Burger Records is politically correct, indie rock, hipster music.
00:44:01.000 You couldn't get less Nazi white supremacists. 0.66
00:44:04.000 And they're done.
00:44:05.000 The Boogaloo thing started it. 1.00
00:44:07.000 And now this guy on their label, No Bunny, admits he's been boning groupies.
00:44:13.000 And I think we talked about this in a previous episode.
00:44:16.000 One of the girls' name was like Cherry Sauce. 0.99
00:44:20.000 And the origin of that name is when you ejaculate on a virgin's hymen. 0.88
00:44:26.000 So she named herself cum-drenched hymen, basically, and then complained that someone had sex with her when she was young.
00:44:36.000 And this guy, No Bunny, has been fucking groupies.
00:44:39.000 And you know what?
00:44:40.000 I think fucking groupies is natural and genetic.
00:44:44.000 I think that movie stars and rock stars, at least in the past, were exceptional people.
00:44:52.000 Jimmy Page is an exceptionally talented guitarist.
00:44:56.000 Robert Plant is an exceptionally talented singer.
00:44:59.000 So young, attractive women felt drawn to these guys.
00:45:03.000 And then these guys were aware that they're incredibly talented and felt like they deserve some repercussions.
00:45:09.000 So it's kind of the free market of intercourse.
00:45:12.000 It's really none of our business.
00:45:13.000 Now, I don't like it when it's illegal, like Led Zeppelin and Bowie fucking that 14-year-old Puerto Rican chick. 1.00
00:45:20.000 But as far as consenting adults, what's the matter with that?
00:45:24.000 So this guy, NoBunny, says, yeah, I was having sex with, well, they were of age, but they were teenage girls.
00:45:30.000 And so check out his statement.
00:45:33.000 I fucked up bad.
00:45:34.000 I used my power and influence to take advantage of young women and teenage girls. 0.75
00:45:38.000 I have hurt people.
00:45:39.000 I let fame go to my head.
00:45:41.000 Young money, acting dummy.
00:45:43.000 My time is up.
00:45:44.000 So he's canceling himself.
00:45:48.000 That's the problem with liberal privilege.
00:45:50.000 Eventually they come to get you.
00:45:52.000 Your time is up, me.
00:45:55.000 I am truly sorry to anyone who was hurt by me.
00:45:57.000 Nobody was supposed to be about love and silliness, and it got dark.
00:46:01.000 I let people down.
00:46:02.000 I hurt people.
00:46:03.000 I am deeply ashamed.
00:46:04.000 This reminds me of when Fred Armison was in trouble for getting too laid.
00:46:09.000 They were pissed at him.
00:46:10.000 He uses women. 1.00
00:46:12.000 What do you mean?
00:46:13.000 You mean he has sex and doesn't get married?
00:46:15.000 Yeah, like everyone in the world?
00:46:17.000 What are you talking about?
00:46:20.000 And if he fell in love with his high school sweetheart and married her immediately, they'd pillory him for that.
00:46:28.000 Like Tucker Carlson, they mock him for marrying his high school sweetheart.
00:46:36.000 Oh yeah, maybe I haven't talked about this.
00:46:39.000 So check out the next story.
00:46:41.000 I think Star Crawler were also on Burger Records.
00:46:44.000 I'm too old to know all this shit, but there's a whole sort of scene, and Burger Records, the Growlers, and Nobody were all part of this hipster scene that had Black Lives Matter on their Instagram and were all about political correctness.
00:46:58.000 And they went along with canceling people.
00:47:00.000 Like when our Boys Dream Machine, when that band was canceled, they danced on their graves and threw them under the bus.
00:47:06.000 Well, it's the old adage.
00:47:07.000 First they came for the Jews and I didn't speak up. 1.00
00:47:10.000 Then they came for me.
00:47:12.000 Maybe it starts with clowns or gays or something. 1.00
00:47:14.000 But you threw your fellow bandmates under the bus.
00:47:18.000 You empowered this cancel culture in indie rock and you ruined your own scene.
00:47:23.000 And now everyone's getting canceled for sex.
00:47:26.000 That's the only bad thing they do now is fuck each other. 1.00
00:47:29.000 Starcrawler's Arrow de Wilde says the growlers, I've hung out with those guys.
00:47:34.000 They opened for my book launch in New York City when I launched Street Boners.
00:47:40.000 How ironic, Street Boners. 1.00
00:47:44.000 And so they did a video with this chick, and there was a male stripper in the video, and the male stripper sexually assaulted her. 1.00
00:47:54.000 First of all, what male strippers do is the opposite of sex. 0.60
00:47:58.000 When men go to strip clubs, we are admiring the beauty of the naked female body. 1.00
00:48:04.000 I think it's very reverent.
00:48:05.000 It's very quiet.
00:48:07.000 I call it pussy church, although I haven't gone since I had a daughter.
00:48:11.000 When women go to strip clubs, women have totally different sexuality. 1.00
00:48:14.000 They're attracted to like ambition and drive and stuff like that.
00:48:18.000 So when they go, they just laugh their heads off and they do shots with whipped cream in them and the guy's upside down putting his dick in her face. 0.63
00:48:26.000 If you were to feel every vagina at a male strip club, you'd be feeling the Sahara Desert. 1.00
00:48:31.000 They're dry as a bone.
00:48:32.000 At male strip clubs, all they do is laugh their heads off. 1.00
00:48:36.000 Is that her Instagram?
00:48:36.000 What is that?
00:48:38.000 Yeah, they linked this post where she came out and said all this stuff.
00:48:42.000 But is she also a slut in these pictures? 1.00
00:48:44.000 Probably.
00:48:46.000 Yeah, look at this poor girl. 1.00
00:48:48.000 People see her as a sex object. 1.00
00:48:51.000 How dare they?
00:48:55.000 So what does her stupid statement say?
00:48:58.000 Something stupid.
00:49:00.000 I struggle with something that happened, blah, blah, blah.
00:49:03.000 In January, did an Australian tour with the Growlers.
00:49:05.000 It was my first time in Australia.
00:49:06.000 Can you turn it up a bit?
00:49:09.000 Turn it up.
00:49:10.000 Blow it up.
00:49:13.000 During the last song on my set, my band continues as I play to exit.
00:49:16.000 I entered the dressing room.
00:49:17.000 I was immediately ushered into a couch.
00:49:18.000 I sat down.
00:49:19.000 But I'm going to catch my breath.
00:49:20.000 I was drenched in sweat and fake blood.
00:49:22.000 So it's already a comical, clowny type of thing when all of a sudden a dude in a paramedic uniform bursted in the room.
00:49:27.000 It's very common that this happens.
00:49:28.000 I didn't think much of it.
00:49:30.000 Soon after, he burst in the room, he broke some news.
00:49:32.000 A music starts playing.
00:49:33.000 I realize it's a male stripper and began to laugh because it honestly was pretty funny.
00:49:37.000 Yeah, it sounds funny.
00:49:38.000 Next.
00:49:40.000 Next.
00:49:41.000 Oh.
00:49:42.000 Next.
00:49:44.000 I closed my eyes, put my hands on my face.
00:49:46.000 Blah, blah, blah.
00:49:47.000 The stripper, giant muscles and all, grabbed me, put me in a chair, started to give me a lap dance. 1.00
00:49:51.000 Humor faded pretty fast when it wouldn't end.
00:49:54.000 So it went on for years.
00:49:55.000 I swear it went on for almost 10 minutes.
00:49:57.000 Every time I tried to get up, he pushed me back down.
00:50:01.000 So you didn't like the prank?
00:50:03.000 I closed my eyes and put my hands over my face as I felt his bare dick and balls rubbing.
00:50:08.000 Women don't belong in men, male scenes. 1.00
00:50:12.000 This is the kind of thing that a man would do at a bachelor party just to fuck with another guy, and everyone would be laughing their heads off.
00:50:19.000 My heart was beating so fast.
00:50:20.000 I've never seen a strip tease like this before.
00:50:22.000 Ever and the growlers were standing around me laughing and taking videos.
00:50:26.000 Yeah, because it was fun.
00:50:27.000 They're making you one of the guys.
00:50:29.000 You know what it's called?
00:50:30.000 It's called equality.
00:50:36.000 That cost me a few hundred bucks, which to me is a pretty expensive joke.
00:50:39.000 Yeah, well, you're welcome.
00:50:41.000 After reading a lot of other terrible experience girls had with them years ago, I wanted to write this, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:50:45.000 Assaulted me directly.
00:50:46.000 They hired someone else for their enjoyment.
00:50:50.000 While none of the Growler's Band members assaulted me directly, they hired someone else to, for their enjoyment.
00:50:56.000 It was for your enjoyment, you dumb bitch. 1.00
00:50:59.000 It was a huge bump for me because up until that point, I truly believed that they had respect for me.
00:51:02.000 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:51:04.000 I thought they saw me as an equal.
00:51:06.000 Welcome to equality, ladies. 1.00
00:51:08.000 It involves some pretty harsh jokes.
00:51:12.000 All right, let's watch a couple videos and wrap it up here.
00:51:15.000 By the way, speaking of that green screen, I found her Instagram.
00:51:22.000 Look under the green screen, and she is as gorgeous as you think she is. 1.00
00:51:27.000 She's very girl next door, all-American beauty. 1.00
00:51:30.000 Really simple.
00:51:31.000 You'd have to be a fag not to want to fuck this. 1.00
00:51:35.000 Look at her.
00:51:37.000 Hi, I'm perfect.
00:51:38.000 I've got that little Barbie Benton button nose. 1.00
00:51:41.000 It's a little big, but whatever.
00:51:43.000 She looks like a Bambi cartoon. 1.00
00:51:49.000 Look at that picture of her. 0.98
00:51:51.000 No, yeah, that one.
00:51:53.000 She looks fantastic.
00:51:54.000 She's my new favorite chick. 0.94
00:51:55.000 She's my new favorite chick. 0.94
00:52:00.000 Look at that.
00:52:02.000 That's what you, he was fucking that, and he said, I'm dead inside.
00:52:05.000 Anyway, sorry.
00:52:07.000 Life without paper means we sort of hop around a bit.
00:52:10.000 Okay, look under cops. 0.71
00:52:13.000 This is funny.
00:52:14.000 This is more women thinking they can hang. 1.00
00:52:16.000 And this woman stands there with the cops. 1.00
00:52:19.000 She's getting arrested. 0.99
00:52:20.000 She rips off her mask and then she stands like a rock as they smash her with batons. 0.85
00:52:26.000 The reason cops do that and smash your legs is because it fucking kills.
00:52:31.000 And you'd have to be Mike Tyson to be able to stand there and take more than a cup of whacks.
00:52:36.000 But she wants to be a meme so bad.
00:52:39.000 Just like, remember that girl with the dress who was standing there, her dress was flapping in the breeze, and she was emitting this black power.
00:52:45.000 And the riot cops were all like, what the fuck?
00:52:47.000 She's too black. 1.00
00:52:48.000 She's too strong.
00:52:49.000 I can't handle it.
00:52:50.000 And it was like Time magazine front cover.
00:52:53.000 This is what she was hoping to get out of this.
00:52:56.000 But those nightsticks exist for a reason.
00:52:59.000 They work.
00:53:02.000 No volume on this?
00:53:04.000 You can't hurt me.
00:53:06.000 All right, that one hurt.
00:53:10.000 This, by the way, this is shown as an example of police brutality.
00:53:14.000 There is no volume?
00:53:17.000 There she is.
00:53:17.000 She takes her mask off.
00:53:19.000 That's it.
00:53:19.000 I need to be in a photograph.
00:53:21.000 I will stand.
00:53:22.000 You can't hurt me.
00:53:23.000 Go ahead.
00:53:23.000 One, two, three.
00:53:25.000 Okay, ow, that was really kill owl.
00:53:28.000 Well, then purple-hair fatty is going to just get in there and stop it. 0.98
00:53:33.000 No, you're not.
00:53:39.000 I'm fun.
00:53:41.000 Okay, wait, no.
00:53:42.000 Yay, yi, yi.
00:53:43.000 They really got me in the shin there.
00:53:45.000 Pause.
00:53:46.000 What's this?
00:53:47.000 It just says, fuck the police in Portland, day 77.
00:53:51.000 And then ow. 0.96
00:53:52.000 Oh, yeah, this is funny too.
00:53:53.000 This is the same thing.
00:53:54.000 So Antifa charges these cops, and I guess they were told early in the riots to mine their own beeswax and give them room to riot.
00:54:03.000 But now they're like, all right, fuck it.
00:54:05.000 You can do whatever you want.
00:54:06.000 I want my city back.
00:54:07.000 And Antifa is going, fuck you, pigs.
00:54:10.000 and then getting hit and going, "Ow!" Look at the police!
00:54:14.000 Look at this little short chick! 1.00
00:54:16.000 She didn't even be hearing all this!
00:54:17.000 Oh, fuck you, motherfucker! 0.63
00:54:22.000 Look at that!
00:54:24.000 Oh, he punched the cop first, by the way.
00:54:26.000 I didn't see that.
00:54:30.000 Officers are taking lawful action.
00:54:32.000 Do not interfere.
00:54:40.000 This is like a parent with his kids.
00:54:42.000 He takes a few snarky remarks and he says, watch your tone.
00:54:48.000 Or you're going to lose screen time for three days.
00:54:54.000 What is that cool machine there?
00:54:57.000 It's a van with footrests and a bar.
00:55:00.000 Oh, she gives them the finger as they're driving away.
00:55:03.000 That hurt.
00:55:04.000 Three cops retired after that.
00:55:07.000 Luckily, the officer was not looking.
00:55:09.000 Nobody was hurt.
00:55:10.000 Also in the news, this is ancient news, but I...
00:55:19.000 I'm so bored of these riots, but I have it in my notes.
00:55:22.000 I want to get it out of the way.
00:55:23.000 Sorry, what's that under?
00:55:25.000 Apology boy accepted Apology Boy?
00:55:27.000 I've been talking to you.
00:55:29.000 Apology accepted.
00:55:30.000 Antifa.
00:55:31.000 Why do they hate Starbucks so much?
00:55:33.000 It's right below the cops.
00:55:34.000 It's the next link in the notes.
00:55:39.000 What did I not get to today?
00:55:40.000 Oh my God!
00:55:53.000 What is their beef with Starbucks?
00:55:55.000 When I think of Starbucks, I don't go to Starbucks.
00:55:57.000 No one blue collar goes to Starbucks.
00:55:59.000 No cops go to Starbucks.
00:56:00.000 We all have McDonald's coffee.
00:56:04.000 When I think of Starbucks, I think of rich white women, liberals. 1.00
00:56:08.000 I think of Trump haters.
00:56:09.000 I think of Michelle Obama.
00:56:12.000 I think of Hillary supporters.
00:56:14.000 They hate Starbucks.
00:56:17.000 It's a success.
00:56:18.000 Is it because it's a successful Seattle company and they're in Seattle?
00:56:23.000 Black Lives Matter.
00:56:25.000 Is it because coffee's brown?
00:56:26.000 Is it because coffee's brown?
00:56:33.000 I'm lost.
00:56:35.000 And then finally, this goes on.
00:56:37.000 How long is this?
00:56:41.000 Minute 13.
00:56:42.000 What are they saying?
00:56:44.000 I'm lost.
00:56:45.000 This might be bad for us, by the way, because Kamala Harris is known as being way too strict with law and order and throwing people in jail for smoking pot. 1.00
00:56:53.000 And I think even the left is saying, all right, we need some law and order.
00:56:56.000 So that might be to her advantage, the fact that she's a Nazi. 0.76
00:57:02.000 Look at this one, too.
00:57:03.000 This might be hard for you to find.
00:57:04.000 If you go back up to the very top, not the very top, the middle, under race relations, black woman privilege. 1.00
00:57:12.000 It's right above the green screen.
00:57:15.000 Yep.
00:57:18.000 This is America right now.
00:57:21.000 And I think it's got to stop.
00:57:23.000 If someone punches you, punch them.
00:57:25.000 It doesn't matter who they are.
00:57:26.000 Unless they're a baby.
00:57:31.000 Listen, you're beefing over Ali.
00:57:32.000 I don't care if you're not.
00:57:33.000 We're not beefing over nobody, Ali.
00:57:37.000 You're a bitch because you're a fucking bitch. 1.00
00:57:39.000 Nobody's doing nothing for me.
00:57:41.000 You're a female. 1.00
00:57:43.000 Nobody's doing nothing for the enemy.
00:57:45.000 Don't touch her.
00:57:47.000 Don't touch her.
00:57:49.000 You ain't about to touch her.
00:57:51.000 What?
00:57:55.000 I don't care.
00:57:55.000 Call your brothers, bro.
00:57:57.000 Call your brothers.
00:57:57.000 Knock me out.
00:57:59.000 Knock me out.
00:58:01.000 Knock me up, keep saying.
00:58:02.000 think that's what we're all saying in our heads right now.
00:58:04.000 Yeah.
00:58:15.000 His first parody is his phone.
00:58:18.000 Not his pride.
00:58:20.000 I don't care, brother.
00:58:21.000 You just gotta let that happen.
00:58:23.000 Don't talk shit.
00:58:24.000 I don't need my brothers.
00:58:25.000 Get me.
00:58:26.000 Get the fuck up.
00:58:26.000 So true.
00:58:27.000 If I got in a fight with a black person and they weren't armed like fucking Mad Max. 0.92
00:58:33.000 I'm going to jail.
00:58:35.000 All right, we're out of time.
00:58:37.000 Let's do some letters and then we have a fun final video.
00:58:40.000 Ryan, shut up.
00:58:44.000 You don't have a dad.
00:58:47.000 Let's turn the rise together.
00:58:53.000 Let me touch it.
00:59:07.000 This is a weird one.
00:59:16.000 I was on the GML phone last night thinking I'd suggest a guest.
00:59:20.000 I took that pic and tried to send it with the name of my guest suggestion for reference, but my daughter mashed her hands against the screen, just sending the pic. 1.00
00:59:26.000 I was thinking if I got it to chat, seeing my weird face would be funsies.
00:59:31.000 Beer was also involved in this mishap.
00:59:33.000 I didn't get to chat, which was rough, because I really wanted to respond to the Idaho kid struggling with the ladies. 0.94
00:59:38.000 My suggestion is Pastor Doug Wilson.
00:59:41.000 He's best known for his debate towards Christopher Hitchen.
00:59:43.000 I go to his church.
00:59:45.000 Ugh, I'm a hungover dummy right now, typing this with one hand while my baby nurse is down to nap.
00:59:50.000 I'll try to quickly sell Doug as a guest.
00:59:52.000 Doug is already canceled.
00:59:54.000 Moscow is a blue dot in the red state of Ohio, and all the libs hate Doug and his church.
00:59:59.000 They have doxxed the church members, and they boycott Christian-owned businesses.
01:00:02.000 But the church thrives anyway.
01:00:04.000 Since he has successfully debated Chris Hitchens, I believe the kangaroo atheist would respect his credentials, and Gavin and those two could definitely have a fascinating conversation.
01:00:12.000 He's super smart, loves the Lord, is in perpetual battle with liberals, is genuinely funny.
01:00:17.000 Wish I could have chatted last night to Idaho, Doug, and women leaving liberal states.
01:00:22.000 I left Hawaii for Idaho.
01:00:24.000 You can show the picture, I guess.
01:00:25.000 She's given permission.
01:00:28.000 She's cute. 0.95
01:00:31.000 And her baby is at that perfect cute stage.
01:00:38.000 My thoughts about ladies, we are really like children. 1.00
01:00:41.000 It's not an insult.
01:00:42.000 We have to be more like children to be able to spend so much time with babies and kids.
01:00:45.000 If you ask a child if it wants to do something challenging, the answer is almost no, almost always no.
01:00:50.000 So if you're trying to solidify a relationship with a woman, you just need to tell her what's happening. 0.98
01:00:54.000 Just say, I'm ready to get married and have kids.
01:00:55.000 So you and I are going to be exclusive so we can figure out what's what.
01:00:58.000 She can, of course, still say no, but it's not as much of a guarantee.
01:01:01.000 Yeah, that's an interesting angle.
01:01:02.000 Just take it.
01:01:03.000 Yeah, we're getting married.
01:01:04.000 No, I'm not ready.
01:01:05.000 Shut up. 0.95
01:01:05.000 Yeah, you are. 0.95
01:01:07.000 If I say to my son, do you want to go play soccer?
01:01:09.000 He will always say no because he's a bookworm.
01:01:11.000 I have to say, get ready.
01:01:12.000 We're going to play soccer now.
01:01:14.000 No options.
01:01:15.000 Yeah, my son's the same way, my youngest boy.
01:01:18.000 I said, you want to go get a hot dog?
01:01:19.000 And he goes, no, I hate it there.
01:01:21.000 And then we go there.
01:01:22.000 I say, we're going.
01:01:23.000 I'll just throw in the garbage if you don't eat it.
01:01:24.000 Then he devours the thing and said, I thought you hate these hot dogs.
01:01:28.000 And he goes, I never tried it before.
01:01:31.000 Every time, and I think a lot of times kids say no because they don't want any favors, at least with my youngest boy.
01:01:38.000 He doesn't want to be like, you're playing with me because you have to.
01:01:41.000 So he goes, no, you don't want to play with me.
01:01:43.000 I don't want to play with you either.
01:01:44.000 But then you have to go, no, I really want to play with you.
01:01:46.000 And then you go bring a soccer ball or a baseball bat and they always have a great time.
01:01:50.000 And then the car ride there is always silent.
01:01:53.000 And the car ride back is always chatty, chatty, chatty.
01:01:56.000 Yeah!
01:02:04.000 No options.
01:02:05.000 In my marriage, I'm always way more stoked when my husband just tells me what we're going to do and doesn't ask.
01:02:10.000 We discuss things, but to get through life, I prefer you take the lead because that's God's design.
01:02:14.000 That's God's design.
01:02:15.000 He leads, I help.
01:02:17.000 Thanks for checking on why some weird lady sent you a pic of her baby playing on the floor. 1.00
01:02:20.000 Blah, blah, blah.
01:02:21.000 Okay.
01:02:23.000 Should we do one more?
01:02:26.000 Dear G-Dog and leader of the Democratic People's Republic of the Spag Zone, I saw this TikTok on Twitter when an Indian man that looks like a fat lesbian complains about how white people buying white sage is cultural appropriation.
01:02:37.000 You know what's ironic?
01:02:39.000 He's culturally appropriating our wine culture, W-H-I-N-E. 0.99
01:02:45.000 He's appropriating our complain bitch lefty culture. 1.00
01:02:51.000 In the response, blacks accuse him of appropriating their culture by using Aave, saying it hits different.
01:02:58.000 I wish these people would stop appropriating my culture by using modern medicine and other things created by European, decent white men, such as cars, electric lighting, and basically everything else that makes us a first world country. 0.99
01:03:10.000 And then he adds, let me ride on your ding-dong, because I like your new sunglasses more than a friend.
01:03:17.000 Let's talk about white sage.
01:03:18.000 White sage is sacred to my indigenous people, the original people of this land.
01:03:22.000 This is our medicine and has been our medicine since before 1492.
01:03:26.000 But white sage is endangered.
01:03:28.000 Because it is being exploited for profit by big corporations.
01:03:28.000 Why?
01:03:32.000 As much as you want to think that it helps you with your bad energy, headaches, anxiety, or whatever it is, it is not yours.
01:03:38.000 It is not for you.
01:03:39.000 Find something else.
01:03:40.000 Go to Walgreens, get you some Tylenol, ibuprofen, or open your Bible and pray.
01:03:44.000 If you're not native using white sage to smudge, that is cultural appropriation.
01:03:48.000 Now, before y'all come from me talking about gatekeeping, the real gatekeeping is when the United States government made it illegal for my people to practice our way of life until 1978 under the American Indian Religious Freedom Act.
01:03:59.000 If we did so, we were either starved, imprisoned, whipped, and or killed.
01:04:03.000 I know Indians.
01:04:04.000 They're like blacks in that complaining about this shit is not really in their DNA. 0.96
01:04:10.000 But when you do it, it's who they are.
01:04:13.000 And you're woke.
01:04:14.000 If you want to really be woke, you won't use it.
01:04:16.000 You know what Indians talk about? 0.68
01:04:17.000 The military, sports, and weight.
01:04:22.000 They talk about weight as much as boxers.
01:04:24.000 Because inevitably, they have one relative, maybe it's that guy, who are getting to diabetic levels of obesity, and they've lost too many relatives to that, and it's dangerous.
01:04:33.000 Oh, he's got a nice variety of angles.
01:04:35.000 Dreamcatchers, we can't do those. 0.68
01:04:38.000 Choke-laka. 0.98
01:04:40.000 Choca-Cola?
01:04:42.000 It looks like he chokes on cola.
01:04:45.000 So he's a two-spirit, I believe they call themselves.
01:04:48.000 Fuck your 4th of July.
01:04:50.000 Johnny Depp with the Sauvage thing.
01:04:51.000 Oh, wow.
01:04:52.000 Oh, he was on the cover of Volve.
01:04:53.000 Oh, he's Moana.
01:05:03.000 Yeah, give me some more advice, Two Spirits.
01:05:07.000 He's two spirits and they both suck.
01:05:09.000 The weight of two people.
01:05:10.000 I'm too fag. 0.85
01:05:12.000 I'm too gay.
01:05:16.000 All right, that's it.
01:05:17.000 Let's get back to the end here.
01:05:18.000 I weigh too much.
01:05:22.000 Oh, shoot.
01:05:23.000 No, I got it.
01:05:24.000 All right, let's watch the final video.
01:05:27.000 KFV, number one.
01:05:30.000 This is a female cop, and I give them a lot of shit, but they can save the day sometimes. 1.00
01:05:36.000 So let's not criticize them ever again.
01:05:38.000 Let's see this female cop save a guy. 1.00
01:05:40.000 You may have to move me out of the way, who's stuck in a wheelchair, and his wheels are stuck in the tracks, and a train is coming.
01:05:47.000 Luckily, a woman is there to save the day. 1.00
01:05:49.000 Okay, maybe Gavin should shut up.
01:05:56.000 Doesn't seem to be driving that fast.
01:06:05.000 Doesn't seem to be running that fast.
01:06:14.000 She did it!
01:06:16.000 She saved him!
01:06:18.000 Cool.
01:06:19.000 He's okay.
01:06:22.000 If he's okay, remove me for a second.
01:06:24.000 Why'd you blur his foot?
01:06:28.000 I think it's gone.
01:06:29.000 No.
01:06:31.000 He's saved.
01:06:31.000 Yeah.
01:06:33.000 No.
01:06:33.000 Check this out.
01:06:34.000 Look at the link below.
01:06:35.000 Most of them is saved.
01:06:36.000 Look at the link I put below this.
01:06:38.000 Police said the man suffered a leg injury that was tended to immediately by another officer, a male, who arrived on the scene.
01:06:46.000 I lost my fucking email.
01:06:48.000 Yeah.
01:06:49.000 I lost my email.
01:06:49.000 Click on that.
01:06:50.000 Hold on.
01:06:51.000 You lost your email?
01:06:53.000 Yeah, it just disappeared the fucking email.
01:06:57.000 Does shit like that sometimes.
01:06:59.000 It's just gone.
01:07:00.000 Yeah.
01:07:02.000 I had it like blown up.
01:07:03.000 It was its own page.
01:07:04.000 Okay.
01:07:06.000 Here we are, and here we go.
01:07:08.000 So we all want a positive cop story.
01:07:11.000 And we're not meant to be.
01:07:13.000 If you're on the pro-cop side, like I am, you don't scrutinize things.
01:07:16.000 You just go, we have a hero, but I'm sorry.
01:07:19.000 I saw a man get his feet run over when some weak woman took eight seconds to lift him. 1.00
01:07:25.000 Police said he suffered a leg injury that was tended to immediately.
01:07:25.000 Look at that.
01:07:29.000 Yeah, that doesn't mean his feet are there.
01:07:31.000 It just means they attended to his stubs immediately.
01:07:35.000 Like a man could just grab that, that person, that old gimp, probably weighs 110 pounds, grab him by the shoulders, rip him out, and throw him away. 1.00
01:07:44.000 It's a two-second job.
01:07:46.000 One, one thousand, two, one thousand, boom.
01:07:48.000 She's sitting there.
01:07:49.000 Come on, come on, try to.
01:07:50.000 She eventually sort of pulls him like the way a kid would.
01:07:54.000 He falls off his chair and then she jumps out of the way. 1.00
01:07:59.000 And he gets his feet run off.
01:08:03.000 Run off.
01:08:05.000 The train ran away with my feet.
01:08:07.000 Show it again.
01:08:08.000 Ooh, yeah, it's again.
01:08:16.000 Yeah, yeah, but show her.
01:08:17.000 She jumps out of the way. 0.95
01:08:19.000 Like, I would still, even if I was the weakest man in the world, I'd still be tugging at this point.
01:08:23.000 Yeah, you don't need to get away.
01:08:24.000 You're five feet away from the train.
01:08:26.000 You're good.
01:08:26.000 Oh, wow.
01:08:27.000 Here, look.
01:08:28.000 Go back a bit.
01:08:29.000 One on one.
01:08:35.000 I'll be out with the mail snap in the tracks.
01:08:36.000 Trying to get him out.
01:08:38.000 Come on, can you get him?
01:08:40.000 Don't worry about his chair.
01:08:43.000 Look, she can't lift him. 1.00
01:08:45.000 She drags him.
01:08:45.000 Just fall back.
01:08:47.000 Oh, and there goes his feet.
01:08:51.000 I'm sorry to laugh.
01:08:53.000 Oh, oh, wow.
01:08:56.000 More excited about a female cop, but we've just seen this too many times. 0.99
01:09:01.000 And I've seen female cops put male cops in danger. 1.00
01:09:03.000 I've kind of had enough of it, to be honest.
01:09:07.000 No one wants a female partner on the police force. 1.00
01:09:09.000 No one.
01:09:11.000 And there's so many problems that leads to.
01:09:14.000 Like, they'll call for backup before they even get there because they know she's going to be acting flying off the handle sooner because she's aware that she's weaker and she doesn't want to be a burden. 0.57
01:09:22.000 So she overcompensates.
01:09:24.000 It's lose-lose.
01:09:27.000 It's female privilege. 1.00
01:09:28.000 We've got gay privilege.
01:09:30.000 But most of all, in this country, we have liberal privilege and we have to fight it.