Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 17, 2020


S02E199 - MAILBAG KETCHUP [2020-08-17 - S02E199 - MAILBAG KETCHUP]


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Gavin McInnes is back with a special episode of the mailbag, featuring a very special guest. This week, we discuss the scrotum, and whether or not God intended men to be the least fair sex.

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00:00:04.000 But they don't see the way she is with me.
00:00:07.000 Pee is for the pay, far away.
00:00:09.000 She makes me feel sandy.
00:00:11.000 Pee is for your toes.
00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:20.000 She had my ear and tears, and it's the news.
00:00:23.000 Give her a hug, and take her. 1.00
00:00:27.000 Thank you.
00:00:31.000 That was a groovy band from Britain called Heavenly.
00:00:34.000 There's another metal band called Heavenly, but this is the British one that was around in the early 90s, I think the 88 to 96 or something like that.
00:00:46.000 And my daughter was playing it in the car the other day, and I go, this is my era.
00:00:49.000 I remember when Heavenly came out.
00:00:51.000 I remember writing about them in Voice of Montreal.
00:00:54.000 And it comes full circle.
00:00:57.000 Today we have a very special episode.
00:00:58.000 It's the mailbag ketchup episode where we put ketchup on a mail bag.
00:01:05.000 And we're doing it to show you that God intended man to be the least fair sex. 1.00
00:01:12.000 Women are the fairer sex. 1.00
00:01:14.000 And if there's any controversy, check out the scrotum.
00:01:17.000 It's a little card.
00:01:18.000 You know how murderers will leave like an ace of spades on the murder scene?
00:01:21.000 They go, he left his calling card.
00:01:24.000 The scrotum is God's calling card.
00:01:27.000 That's his way of saying, don't be sexually attracted to these.
00:01:30.000 You can be sexually attracted to their vibe.
00:01:33.000 And I know that if I was a woman or gay, I would want like a big beast of a man to ravage me.
00:01:41.000 Ray Winston, I think, would be my dream man.
00:01:45.000 And he's a fat piece of shit.
00:01:51.000 But you wouldn't want to.
00:01:52.000 Why are you cutting to yourself?
00:01:54.000 That's who I would want to fuck me if I was a woman. 1.00
00:01:57.000 Because God made women attracted to manliness. 0.79
00:02:02.000 You know?
00:02:05.000 That's enough.
00:02:06.000 He's like a soccer hooligan in Britain.
00:02:09.000 Like all this six packs and stuff.
00:02:12.000 I don't think either sex is genetically predisposed to like six packs.
00:02:16.000 On a woman? 0.89
00:02:17.000 Ugh.
00:02:18.000 It's worse than short hair.
00:02:20.000 Or really good muscles.
00:02:22.000 Like when Madonna's all ripped, you just go, oh, are you going to rip my dick off with that thing? 1.00
00:02:28.000 So we like both sides to be a little on the pudge, but in good shape.
00:02:32.000 Obviously not the fat, disgusting pigs that are around now.
00:02:34.000 And Ray is not a fat, disgusting pig.
00:02:36.000 I'm defending him like he's my boyfriend now.
00:02:38.000 Anyway, the mailbag is catching up with his soul.
00:02:43.000 Every once in a while, we like to just sort of have a cleanse and get out as much as we can.
00:02:48.000 We're also out of printer ink, so...
00:02:50.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
00:02:55.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
00:02:59.000 Let me touch it.
00:03:02.000 Doo-doo-doo-doo, my desktop is a mess.
00:03:08.000 You ever have an email you're working on and then you're finally done and then you leave the office and you forgot to hit send?
00:03:15.000 And people go, where is it?
00:03:16.000 And you go, it's done.
00:03:17.000 And then you realize you have to fucking go back to New York City.
00:03:21.000 Because you don't have Team Viewer on.
00:03:23.000 All right.
00:03:25.000 You ready?
00:03:26.000 Ready to rock?
00:03:28.000 Look, we've got notes here with nothing on them.
00:03:32.000 Dear Gav, this one does not include Ryan.
00:03:35.000 Is part of you thankful that you're blacklisted on social media now that fags are punished for taking pictures with you? 1.00
00:03:41.000 I want to fuck you with my socks for medicinal purposes on. 1.00
00:03:44.000 P.S., I got drunk and called in yesterday and you remarked on how bad the hang-up was.
00:03:48.000 Sorry about that.
00:03:49.000 I will be in a better state of mind next time.
00:03:51.000 Yeah, most of our calls on the live show are drunk people.
00:03:55.000 And yeah, sure.
00:03:57.000 I like that I'm not getting people's lives flushed down the toilet.
00:04:02.000 But I can't take responsibility for that.
00:04:04.000 That's the funny thing, too, when I get criticized.
00:04:06.000 They go, people go to jail for supporting you.
00:04:08.000 Yeah, that's not my fault.
00:04:10.000 That's the bullshit system we're in.
00:04:14.000 Dear Gav, unfortunately, all the hunters want to shoot the strongest male lines, which, as we all know, leaves the weakest cuck lines.
00:04:20.000 It's a shitty trade.
00:04:21.000 China has police stations in South Africa, so good luck in your delusion. 0.98
00:04:25.000 Love you more than a friend.
00:04:27.000 China has police stations in South Africa, so good luck in your delusion. 0.98
00:04:32.000 China is asshole! 1.00
00:04:36.000 Yeah, look, I don't know the exact biology of it, but all I know is that trophy hunting leads to more male lions.
00:04:43.000 When there is a...
00:04:56.000 I think I made that pretty clear on the episode when I said that trophy hunting is good for trophy animals.
00:05:04.000 Ashley, no last name, please.
00:05:08.000 Especially as soon-to-be-new mom with baby boy, this makes me so fucking mad.
00:05:12.000 White people need to grow a pair and raise some hell about this, or it'll never stop. 0.99
00:05:16.000 I know that will end up with white supremacy headlines in the press, but should we care?
00:05:20.000 I'm tired of just calling out hypocrisy.
00:05:22.000 I think there needs to be some rage about this.
00:05:24.000 You know what they've done?
00:05:25.000 And I haven't clicked on the link yet, but they've made white supremacy, which when I was, you know, in my 20s, that was like the weirdest, craziest thing.
00:05:34.000 There was David Duke.
00:05:36.000 There was Tom Metzger.
00:05:38.000 There was the KKK, but they were all as esoteric as even more weird than pedophiles, as far as like the numbers.
00:05:48.000 It was just, it was like people who eat live snakes.
00:05:53.000 Like you'd go, really?
00:05:54.000 That's a thing?
00:05:55.000 Whoa.
00:05:56.000 It was a spooky thing to think about.
00:05:58.000 Now the president is a white supremacist.
00:06:00.000 And the problem with doing that is you dilute it to the point where you go, okay, I'm a Nazi.
00:06:05.000 When someone calls you a Nazi, you just say, is the president a Nazi?
00:06:08.000 And they go, yep.
00:06:09.000 And you go, okay, we're done here.
00:06:11.000 And of course, she's talking about the murder of a five-year-old boy.
00:06:16.000 Let's never forget his name, Kennon Hinnant, in the 50% black, 50% white town in North Carolina.
00:06:24.000 So we've covered that quite a bit.
00:06:26.000 Gavin and Ryan, sorry for my grammar.
00:06:28.000 At least you spelt it wrong.
00:06:29.000 I was taught by Bronx teachers.
00:06:30.000 I'm Irish and Puerto Rican and white looking.
00:06:33.000 My whole life, blacks and Hispanics made fun of me and never liked me because of my skin.
00:06:36.000 This is racist by definition.
00:06:38.000 I moved upstate to the Hudson Valley when I was 18 by myself and created my own life in the past four years.
00:06:45.000 Where in the Hudson Valley?
00:06:46.000 Because there's not a lot of jobs upstate.
00:06:49.000 My mother teaches in the Bronx to basically the most racist, evil Hispanic and black children ever. 1.00
00:06:55.000 She teaches in Catholic school, which teaches public school rejects and those who have some money to send a kid to school. 0.98
00:07:01.000 Unlike public schools, Catholic schools will be open and on top that she will teach two classes every day.
00:07:07.000 One in person, 8 to 4, and then another in the afternoon, 4.30 to 8.30.
00:07:12.000 Just so you know, I'm correcting like 900 spelling mistakes as I talk.
00:07:16.000 Afternoon, for example, is spelled after.
00:07:20.000 Same pay, which is already a fraction of what public school teachers make.
00:07:24.000 These kids do not care about education.
00:07:27.000 They would rather be YouTubers or care about vanity such as Ryan does.
00:07:31.000 Overall, the Bronx is a shithole, and I'm happy to get out when I did.
00:07:33.000 I love Trump and what he has done.
00:07:35.000 Moving upstate opened my eyes, and I'm better off for it.
00:07:38.000 We should probably explain that this is a pre-recorded show, and it was actually filmed on Thursday of last week.
00:07:46.000 So these are people are responding to the Wednesday night live show.
00:07:52.000 But yeah, the Bronx sucks.
00:07:55.000 And more importantly, children there don't want to learn, and so they shouldn't learn.
00:08:01.000 Like God says, what does everyone say?
00:08:03.000 They go, follow your heart, follow your passion.
00:08:06.000 Why are we making, let's pretend we're all, everyone is going to piano class.
00:08:10.000 Yes, it's good to have a bass in music.
00:08:12.000 It's good to be able to play an instrument.
00:08:14.000 It leads to a better life if you can play the piano.
00:08:18.000 If you want to play the piano, play the piano.
00:08:21.000 If you don't, don't.
00:08:24.000 Why are we educating people that don't want to be educated?
00:08:26.000 It's so weird.
00:08:28.000 Why are we making someone read a book who doesn't want to read a book?
00:08:31.000 I understand.
00:08:32.000 How about we have my playground idea?
00:08:34.000 I told you about that, right?
00:08:35.000 We just play in a huge...
00:08:42.000 If they show curiosity, then we take them and we put them in another room, which will be 5%, as it should be, and they can become academics.
00:08:50.000 They can go invent computers and do stuff.
00:08:52.000 The rest get a trade.
00:08:53.000 We have a working class.
00:08:54.000 We have manufacturing again, all that shit.
00:08:56.000 And I know what you're saying.
00:08:57.000 He's going, there's no factories for them to work at.
00:08:59.000 There will be when we start promoting this culture of trades.
00:09:03.000 And talk to any plumber, electrician, any tradesman right now.
00:09:06.000 And he goes, I can't get anyone.
00:09:10.000 It's seven years to become a certified, super certified plumber.
00:09:14.000 You're making money that whole seven years, by the way.
00:09:17.000 No one wants to do it.
00:09:18.000 No one wants to work with their hands.
00:09:19.000 Yeah, because they've been bullshitted with all this academia crap.
00:09:25.000 But I understand you want kids to know how to read and write and stuff.
00:09:27.000 We can do that in a year.
00:09:29.000 How about at 10, everyone has to go into school for two years and we teach reading, writing, arithmetic, how to write a check, how to mail a letter, how to make spaghetti, how to make your bed.
00:09:44.000 Just like all those basics we get out in two years, how to sew, boom, boom, boom.
00:09:50.000 And then it's trade school, unless you're gifted.
00:09:53.000 And this crazy concept I'm coming up with was Britain up until the 60s.
00:09:59.000 They called it your O levels.
00:10:00.000 And at 14, you took a test.
00:10:02.000 If you did really well, boom, you got a scholarship to go to private school, no matter how poor you were.
00:10:07.000 And if you didn't, which was 95%, you learned a trade.
00:10:13.000 It's so amazing that we solved a problem and then unsolved it.
00:10:17.000 And you know why we unsolved it because it was seen as racist.
00:10:20.000 Huh?
00:10:21.000 I give any poor black kid a scholarship. 0.91
00:10:24.000 No, that's like genetic.
00:10:25.000 You're implying it's eugenics.
00:10:27.000 You're implying that you are who you are from birth, and that's why Hitler killed Jews. 0.93
00:10:32.000 Can we not throw the baby out with the bathwater? 1.00
00:10:34.000 And by the way, everyone practices eugenics. 0.81
00:10:37.000 Everyone, blacks, whites. 0.76
00:10:38.000 Why do you think people waste hundreds of thousands of dollars sending their kids to NYU?
00:10:43.000 It's not to get an education.
00:10:45.000 It's so they'll fraternize with people of their same demographic and hopefully marry them. 0.93
00:10:53.000 A brilliant NPR thing, nice white people, caught liberals doing this, promoting desegregation in schools, but not practicing it. 0.53
00:11:03.000 Look at your neighborhood.
00:11:05.000 Everyone looks like you.
00:11:06.000 You're practicing eugenics. 0.98
00:11:10.000 What's up?
00:11:10.000 I wanted to help out a Brian.
00:11:13.000 I wanted to help out a Brian.
00:11:15.000 I've never read that sentence before in my life.
00:11:17.000 Who is having trouble finding a girl that wants to settle down? 0.99
00:11:20.000 A Brian?
00:11:22.000 What's a Brian?
00:11:26.000 Oh, that must be the caller who was 34.
00:11:29.000 I want to help out a Brian who's having trouble finding a girl that wants to settle down.
00:11:32.000 It's easy.
00:11:33.000 Fuck them better.
00:11:34.000 Get drunk and fuck her for six hours straight. 0.98
00:11:37.000 After that, you can be a fag with a cat all you want, and she will follow you around like a puppy that wants you to fuck it. 1.00
00:11:42.000 Also, be a dick to her friends. 1.00
00:11:44.000 They will tell her about it, and she will think they're only saying that because they want you.
00:11:47.000 Finally, get rid of the cat.
00:11:49.000 That is a good tip.
00:11:50.000 Good sex tip.
00:11:52.000 It's hard to last as a young lad, but if you are not pass-out drunk, but let's say six beers and three makers in, it's up to you when you blow your load.
00:12:06.000 Now that's how guys talk to one another.
00:12:11.000 Interesting tattoo, caught a rioter.
00:12:14.000 Guy in Fargo charged during the George Floyd riot, stole bottles of beer out of a restaurant, was mass, but got caught because of his tattoo, drunk life.
00:12:23.000 Also, why are they rioting in Fargo?
00:12:26.000 It's 90% white there.
00:12:28.000 So then he shows the article.
00:12:30.000 And we see the dumbass.
00:12:33.000 Oh, I have to.
00:12:35.000 Yeah.
00:12:36.000 I don't want to register to the Alexandria Echo Press.
00:12:42.000 So we'll just have to take your word for it.
00:12:43.000 But then he includes the picture and it shows him partying somewhere else with drunk life on his belly.
00:12:49.000 He's also got a facial tattoo above his eyebrow, which I guess the mask was covering.
00:12:54.000 They're not sending their best, are they?
00:12:59.000 This is from Will.
00:13:00.000 Good afternoon.
00:13:01.000 Just a quick comment on black accents.
00:13:03.000 Most blacks, especially in Chicago, lived in segregated or often self-segregated areas.
00:13:08.000 If you're self-segregating, you are practicing eugenics. 0.87
00:13:13.000 They would keep the accent from the part of the South they came from, and often you'd have three generations of families that never moved and stayed around the same block their entire life.
00:13:21.000 With that being said, an unspoken truth in the community is you don't know who's really related.
00:13:26.000 Yeah, I know.
00:13:28.000 When I said, isn't it bizarre that blacks have a different accent than whites, I'm talking about segregation. 0.92
00:13:35.000 I'm clearly aware that you hiding in your little area for generations made an accent.
00:13:43.000 That's why we had this problem in the Balkans, because it's so mountainous that you had the Serbs and the Croats and the Muslim Serbs and the Christian Croats and the Christian Serbs and the Muslim Croats, and they were all separated, seething with hatred because they didn't know each other. 0.51
00:14:01.000 And then we finally got to the point where we had transportation and these groups could meet each other.
00:14:05.000 And what did they do?
00:14:07.000 Played soccer with each other's heads.
00:14:10.000 Milosevic decapitated Croats and played soccer with their fucking heads. 0.86
00:14:19.000 And even in Brooklyn up to the early 90s, you never left your block.
00:14:25.000 That's why people in Brooklyn, older people, can't ride bicycles because there was no reason to ride a bike. 0.99
00:14:30.000 You never traveled.
00:14:31.000 You might walk to the subway, that's about it.
00:14:33.000 And if you were from this block and you walked over to this block, you might as well be like a Congolese man in 1502 walking through Wales.
00:14:44.000 People just go, I mean the province in Britain, not the animal.
00:14:48.000 People just go, what are you doing here?
00:14:51.000 Did you lose your mind?
00:14:52.000 I mean, we have to beat the shit out of you now.
00:14:54.000 You realize that, right?
00:14:58.000 So yeah, I just find it strange that someone can be so separated from their own country.
00:15:03.000 And then the other strange thing is, just like Indians, the black accent sounds similar all over the country. 0.73
00:15:09.000 So these southern blacks go to these areas and stay there for generations and maintain an accent, where sometimes you can't even understand them. 0.77
00:15:17.000 Like fucking bass stickman said when he was in prison, he would be constantly saying to the guy, what?
00:15:23.000 What?
00:15:24.000 Like that interview we showed with that band Manos?
00:15:30.000 What were they called?
00:15:31.000 That trio.
00:15:33.000 And the black guy interested me.
00:15:34.000 Migos. 0.77
00:15:35.000 Migos couldn't understand a word they were saying. 1.00
00:15:40.000 Gavin Ryan, check this out.
00:15:42.000 Ice-T saying that means you're gay, followed by the dramatic law and order theme is good. 1.00
00:15:47.000 The whole thing is good.
00:15:48.000 YouTube recommended this video to me.
00:15:51.000 I am not gay.
00:15:53.000 I have relationships with women and sex with men. 0.95
00:15:57.000 And I got news for you.
00:15:59.000 That means you're gay. 1.00
00:16:04.000 It also means I can't see you.
00:16:06.000 You're too black. 1.00
00:16:11.000 By the way, we talked about that Nina Simone video.
00:16:14.000 We did a green screen of it.
00:16:16.000 And I think I was remiss.
00:16:19.000 Wait, I would be remiss.
00:16:21.000 I was remiss.
00:16:22.000 I was mistaken.
00:16:23.000 I should have shown the trailer.
00:16:25.000 We kept talking about this movie, and then we didn't show anything.
00:16:28.000 I got that clip cut.
00:16:30.000 What is it?
00:16:30.000 Did we show the trailer?
00:16:32.000 For what?
00:16:33.000 The Nina Simone movie, Nina.
00:16:35.000 No.
00:16:36.000 That was dumb.
00:16:40.000 The beef was that her makeup was terrible. 0.68
00:16:44.000 And it was pretty bad.
00:16:50.000 I've got to see your logo even in the trailer now.
00:16:52.000 Black is the color of my true love's email.
00:17:15.000 There we go.
00:17:15.000 Okay.
00:17:16.000 So that the beef right there, too, is that the makeup was terrible and she was a black woman and blackface. 1.00
00:17:24.000 And I think there's some merit to that.
00:17:26.000 It's not a racist thing, though.
00:17:27.000 It's an incompetence thing.
00:17:29.000 So, I have a theory.
00:17:34.000 My dad's favorite joke was a Monty Python thing where they go, I have a theory that the Brontosaur is skinny on one end, fat in the middle, and skinny on the other end.
00:17:46.000 Yeah, they fucked up the makeup.
00:17:50.000 But it's a black woman. 1.00
00:17:52.000 And here's my theory.
00:17:54.000 I bet you the makeup artist was black. 0.95
00:17:57.000 And it was an affirmative action hire because they were trying to get a lot of black staff.
00:18:03.000 So let's look.
00:18:04.000 Do they list the...
00:18:09.000 Wait.
00:18:10.000 Wait, I found another.
00:18:11.000 I went the wrong Nina.
00:18:14.000 Is it possible to find the makeup artist?
00:18:19.000 I bet she threatened to sue IMDB if they put her on there. 1.00
00:18:22.000 Directed by, writing credits, cast.
00:18:27.000 Produced by, music by, cinematography, casting, art direction, set direction, costume design.
00:18:33.000 Makeup department, yes.
00:18:36.000 Prosthetic makeup, key prosthetic artist, prosthetic sculptor, hair department, head, prosthetic dental appliances, key makeup artist.
00:18:45.000 What's the name?
00:18:46.000 Uh-oh.
00:18:47.000 My theory's not looking very good.
00:18:49.000 What was it?
00:18:49.000 Jerry Vera Steinberg.
00:18:52.000 That's not sounding very black, is it?
00:18:55.000 Womp, womp. 1.00
00:18:56.000 This is like Geraldo opening Al Capone's tomb.
00:19:00.000 Yeah, she's a Jew broad. 1.00
00:19:06.000 I wonder if she feels bad.
00:19:09.000 Answers Africa.
00:19:12.000 Vera Steinberg Motor.
00:19:13.000 Hmm.
00:19:15.000 Thank you.
00:19:18.000 Here she is happily doing the makeup.
00:19:22.000 Look up Answers Africa.
00:19:25.000 Well, I'll just send you the link.
00:19:29.000 Yeah, she's a Jewish broad, not an affirmative action hire. 0.84
00:19:32.000 She did a terrible job.
00:19:35.000 And Vera Steinberg Motor.
00:19:38.000 Yeah, there we go.
00:19:40.000 And black people get to take every mistake that they're remotely near and make it about them and racism. 0.76
00:19:50.000 Like BTO, Bachman Turner Overdrive, on tour, they were at KFC and a rat was going on one of the pipes.
00:19:57.000 It fell into the fried chicken batter and was served as fried chicken.
00:20:01.000 And one of the guys in BTO ate it.
00:20:03.000 I bet that today, if that happened, they could make it racial. 0.97
00:20:06.000 Oh, fried chicken, I get it.
00:20:08.000 Because that's all we eat is fried chicken, right?
00:20:10.000 There she is, ruining Nina Simone. 1.00
00:20:19.000 I'm glad we, I was going to make that a green screen again, but I'm glad we didn't because my theory sucks.
00:20:29.000 I mean, I did enjoy the bathtub episode.
00:20:31.000 Audio sucked, though.
00:20:32.000 Ryan was so uncomfortable.
00:20:33.000 Gavin should have taken the time to renegotiate Ryan's contract or something while in the bathtub.
00:20:38.000 My housemate walked in as I was eating lunch while watching that episode.
00:20:40.000 I had to tell him it wasn't gay porn.
00:20:42.000 Was the person who offered 50 bucks to see Ryan's ass a Jap cock or a dude or a chick? 0.94
00:20:50.000 I don't know what that was.
00:20:51.000 I don't know if it was it.
00:20:52.000 They asked to see my Jap cock.
00:20:54.000 Oh, I see.
00:20:54.000 I don't know if they were a man or female.
00:20:58.000 Hey, G-Dog and Ryan Little Pork Schnitzel Rivera.
00:21:01.000 Been listening to a lot of Slayer records while in stage four lockdown in Melbourne, Australia.
00:21:05.000 We have a lot of Australian fans.
00:21:07.000 Not fans, subscribers.
00:21:09.000 I realized that all the songs Carrie King writes are about hell and religion sucking.
00:21:16.000 All that stuff, which is fun.
00:21:17.000 But a lot of Tom Araya's lyrics are about socialist takeovers.
00:21:21.000 Who the fuck?
00:21:22.000 Oh, we're talking about Slayer.
00:21:25.000 Like fictionality and Ditto Head.
00:21:27.000 I think Kerry King wrote Ditto Head.
00:21:30.000 But what's coolest, I think, is the song Silent Screen, which basically is a pro-life thrash song.
00:21:34.000 Interesting when you consider Kerry publicly said he's voting Hillary, which ruined public perception of him.
00:21:40.000 And Tom is a Chilean immigrant, Catholic conservative Trump guy.
00:21:43.000 They even called him a white supremacist.
00:21:45.000 I remember you talking about how Motley Crew and Sabbath were Christian bands and thought it would be cool to share.
00:21:49.000 I'm bored as fuck, blah, blah, blah.
00:21:51.000 Melbourne is going straight down the toilet.
00:21:52.000 This guy is drunk.
00:21:54.000 Stop sending drunk emails.
00:21:55.000 But yeah, if Satan is the scariest thing you can think of, and you think that upside down fucking whatever that's called, that, Pentagram.
00:22:07.000 If you think that is mind-blowing, then you are scared of Satan.
00:22:11.000 Then you're Christian. 0.73
00:22:14.000 You think atheists give a shit about Satan?
00:22:17.000 Though Slayer's a Christian band, so are Black Sabbath.
00:22:21.000 Satan laughing spreads his wings.
00:22:25.000 Oh, Lord, yeah.
00:22:27.000 What the fuck?
00:22:29.000 Hey, Gab, do you think Biden will even debate Trump, or do you think they'll send him to a cabin in the woods with David Spade and Kamala will have a threesome with Trump and Pence?
00:22:36.000 I mean, there's no way that Biden can avoid a debate.
00:22:40.000 He's done it before.
00:22:41.000 It was a shit show.
00:22:43.000 If you recall, he forgot Kamala was black.
00:22:46.000 And he said, I was...
00:22:53.000 He just assumed that being the vice president of the first black president, you're the black guy forever.
00:22:59.000 And then black people go, no, I don't like you. 1.00
00:23:01.000 What?
00:23:02.000 You used to rub the hairs on my legs when they were blonde. 1.00
00:23:05.000 That's not an in?
00:23:07.000 No, you're a moron and you just, you seem weird.
00:23:10.000 And you're the whitest person I've ever seen. 1.00
00:23:13.000 Oh, for fuck's sakes.
00:23:19.000 But he said, yeah, I was with the first black congress, no, the only black congressman, woman.
00:23:27.000 And Corey Booker is, who's the same thing.
00:23:30.000 Corey Booker is as black as Biden.
00:23:33.000 All this thing about how, like, every time someone who's not really black is, we point that out, then black people go, what's with all this talk about blackness?
00:23:43.000 Kamala's black.
00:23:44.000 She's mixed race. 0.99
00:23:45.000 Really?
00:23:47.000 Her dad, like grandfather was kind of blackish.
00:23:50.000 He also was a classist who hated poor people, including blacks, including American blacks.
00:23:56.000 In fact, he owned fucking slaves.
00:23:59.000 That's what he thought of blacks.
00:24:01.000 That counts as black? 0.95
00:24:03.000 With zero cultural experience?
00:24:05.000 No, it doesn't.
00:24:07.000 Black has to be a thing. 1.00
00:24:09.000 You can't have black pride if the definition of black is as loose as my grandfather was sort of black.
00:24:16.000 No.
00:24:17.000 That's like having gay pride and you're some chick who made out with a girl at a party. 0.64
00:24:24.000 You're not gay. 0.86
00:24:24.000 You're a lug, lesbian until graduation. 0.86
00:24:27.000 Kamala Harris is not black.
00:24:29.000 Corey Booker did not have the black experience.
00:24:32.000 He rents an apartment in Newark, across the river here.
00:24:38.000 That doesn't matter.
00:24:39.000 He didn't live in Newark.
00:24:41.000 You know who lives in his apartment in Newark?
00:24:43.000 Charles Johnson went and spied on it.
00:24:45.000 It's a bunch of detectives.
00:24:46.000 They just keep it there.
00:24:47.000 They have naps there.
00:24:49.000 They play cards.
00:24:50.000 They just sit around.
00:24:51.000 It's like their break room.
00:24:54.000 He did not have a friend named T-Bone.
00:24:56.000 That's an invented person.
00:24:58.000 T-Bone.
00:25:03.000 I like how blacks caught are the ones who caught him on that too. 0.99
00:25:06.000 They go, yeah, the Northeast, we don't really call each other T-Bone.
00:25:08.000 We call each other like cash, cash money.
00:25:11.000 T-Bone's a southern thing.
00:25:14.000 And yeah, so he said, I was with the only black congresswoman.
00:25:19.000 And Kamala Harris goes next to him and goes, what about me?
00:25:22.000 And he goes, I didn't say only, I said first.
00:25:25.000 No, we were just there.
00:25:27.000 Anyway, I think I've talked about that before.
00:25:30.000 This goes against your advice of dating someone your age, but girls age around 20 are way more likely to want kids to marry. 1.00
00:25:36.000 Interesting point, sir.
00:25:38.000 As they get more into their 20s and older, the fussier and less likely to want kids they will be.
00:25:43.000 This rule only works if the girl loves you. 1.00
00:25:45.000 Cheers.
00:25:46.000 Great point.
00:25:47.000 Knock them up early.
00:25:49.000 Get a ring on it.
00:25:51.000 But when they get stretched out, what the fuck?
00:25:55.000 Some guy sent me a 2,000 word email.
00:26:04.000 Dear Gavin McInnes, spelled correctly.
00:26:06.000 Ooh, very formal.
00:26:08.000 It's called Save Diversity, Including the West.
00:26:11.000 This guy's got to be mentally ill to send an email like this.
00:26:14.000 Does he think we're friends?
00:26:16.000 This goes on and on and on.
00:26:17.000 I'll read you the beginning.
00:26:19.000 I'm hoping that you'll help me to a I bet he has I bet he's on the spectrum too.
00:26:23.000 This is a total spectrum thing.
00:26:26.000 Uh so he's written a screenplay he'd like me to read.
00:26:32.000 I am hoping that you'll help me to accomplish our common goal of saving diversity, including the West, by making the Great Lakes movie.
00:26:39.000 And all you have to do is contact one of the following people.
00:26:42.000 And then in brackets, or you can just contact anyone else who you think might want to help.
00:26:48.000 Colin, Steve Bannon, Ann Coulter, David Horowitz, Ronald Maxwell, and Michelle Malkin.
00:26:54.000 I've been unable to reach them, and I believe that they'll want to help make this movie because they've been looking for a way to save diversity for a long time.
00:27:02.000 And this email finally gives them the explanation of how to accomplish it.
00:27:06.000 I understand that you might not want to give their contact information to me when you find it.
00:27:10.000 So you can simply forward this email to them since the rest of this email is personally addressed to them.
00:27:16.000 And they can visit this movie's website, WinterPass, and they can respond to me via my contact information listed at the bottom of this email.
00:27:23.000 Of course, I deeply appreciate any help that you can provide.
00:27:27.000 And Coulter's going to help you make a movie.
00:27:30.000 So this will be her first.
00:27:33.000 What a weirdo.
00:27:37.000 Wow.
00:27:39.000 Anyway, this is the kind of guy who's going to end up killing me.
00:27:44.000 Not an enemy, but an estranged fan.
00:27:47.000 That's a movie.
00:27:48.000 Yeah.
00:27:49.000 There's a movie based on him going AWOL.
00:27:52.000 I have some good news and some bad news, sir.
00:27:54.000 Your email did inspire a movie, but it's called Stan, and it's about a super fan.
00:28:02.000 I also made the news.
00:28:05.000 This summer, Anne Coulter in Winter Pass.
00:28:08.000 Liam, I want to fight that Canadian guy that keeps calling in and sucking your ass. 1.00
00:28:13.000 Jim, I think, chasing internet pussy, promoting his shitty YouTube channel. 0.99
00:28:18.000 He didn't promote it, to be fair.
00:28:21.000 Yes, he did.
00:28:21.000 I asked him.
00:28:22.000 I said, what is your YouTube channel?
00:28:23.000 He was ready to Jim 2.
00:28:25.000 It's got like 100 views.
00:28:28.000 I just am fascinated by this chick he met online and he says he's going to marry and he's never met her in person.
00:28:33.000 Dude, you're the character from 90 Days who my daughter argues is the biggest loser in the world. 0.99
00:28:41.000 Now, obviously, someone starving in the Congo with flies on their face is losing more, but that's not really a loser.
00:28:49.000 You have to have opportunities to squander to be a loser.
00:28:53.000 I just made up that rule, but it sounds good.
00:28:56.000 Oh, you interviewed Rob Thomas?
00:28:58.000 Who's Rob Thomas?
00:29:01.000 That singer guy from Matchbox 20.
00:29:03.000 He looks a lot different.
00:29:05.000 Give me a test.
00:29:06.000 One, two, three, Rob Thomas.
00:29:08.000 One, two, three, sir.
00:29:09.000 He's a lot less handsome.
00:29:10.000 Yeah, what the hell?
00:29:11.000 Than he was when he was with Matchbox 20.
00:29:13.000 I wonder if he sings.
00:29:14.000 He does the in it's just like the ocean under the moon.
00:29:19.000 Perfect.
00:29:20.000 There's Jim on the right.
00:29:21.000 This is a great interview.
00:29:23.000 Wait, go back.
00:29:24.000 Okay.
00:29:24.000 I want to watch this.
00:29:26.000 Those things are hot.
00:29:27.000 Steam up your glasses.
00:29:29.000 My brother, what's going on?
00:29:31.000 You know what?
00:29:32.000 Here's the thing.
00:29:33.000 I don't have lots of people that, you know, bang on me to get on my show.
00:29:39.000 You asked some time ago, and I can't remember.
00:29:42.000 I was trying to tell the story to a friend of mine today.
00:29:44.000 I'm like, I think I politely rebuffed him.
00:29:48.000 I don't know.
00:29:49.000 I asked him, like, what are we going to talk about, bro?
00:29:51.000 Like, seriously, you know who I interview.
00:29:54.000 I don't interview guys like you.
00:29:57.000 Something like that.
00:29:58.000 I don't know.
00:29:58.000 I got to look up the word rebuff.
00:30:00.000 I get a Facebook message or a text from you.
00:30:02.000 I think it was a Facebook.
00:30:03.000 He looks exactly like I'm wrong.
00:30:05.000 It is a word.
00:30:06.000 Top fan of the Jim Fannin show page.
00:30:09.000 Does that get me on the show?
00:30:13.000 Why does Jim look exactly like I pictured him?
00:30:15.000 Maybe I got to pay some extra attention to my boy Rob Thomas because he's got a point.
00:30:19.000 I don't think the Jim Fannin show has another top fan to be on.
00:30:22.000 I don't know.
00:30:23.000 I'm sure I can check.
00:30:25.000 Oh, I do check into the show.
00:30:26.000 Oh, that's his top fan.
00:30:29.000 How many views does that have?
00:30:31.000 Two.
00:30:32.000 Two views.
00:30:34.000 Don't be mean.
00:30:35.000 It's rare.
00:30:36.000 It's very rare that something has two views on the internet.
00:30:40.000 That is, it's harder to do that.
00:30:42.000 It's an accomplishment.
00:30:43.000 It's harder to do that than to get 2 million views.
00:30:46.000 But what a fall from Grace.
00:30:47.000 I mean, he used to be gorgeous.
00:30:49.000 Look at him.
00:30:50.000 The feathery hair.
00:30:56.000 You probably like this song, right?
00:30:58.000 Yeah.
00:31:00.000 Reminds me of Getting a Ride to Janelle.
00:31:02.000 Remember that hilarious bit?
00:31:03.000 That comedian who said he went to see Matchbox 20, and Rob Thomas said he talks to Carlos Santana every day.
00:31:11.000 Yeah.
00:31:12.000 And he was like, weird flex, dude.
00:31:13.000 Every day?
00:31:14.000 Weird flex.
00:31:15.000 He goes, that's not true.
00:31:17.000 That's an obvious lie.
00:31:19.000 He goes, I have a twin, and we were raised by wolves, and we were both discovered at the same time.
00:31:25.000 And I don't talk to him once a day.
00:31:27.000 I talk to him every three days.
00:31:31.000 No one talks to anyone once a day.
00:31:33.000 I don't talk to my wife once a day.
00:31:36.000 That's hard.
00:31:38.000 Hey, Gavin Rye Guy, this is the best example of someone not being able to pronounce Ambalance.
00:31:43.000 Ancient vid, but epic beard man kicked his arse.
00:31:49.000 Oh, I remember this guy.
00:31:51.000 Ambalam.
00:31:51.000 Ambalance.
00:31:55.000 Oh, Amber Lamps.
00:31:58.000 Oh, Black Betty, Amber Lamb. 0.85
00:32:00.000 Can you stop?
00:32:09.000 Can you stop?
00:32:13.000 You know what I love about this video too?
00:32:16.000 He just get the fuck out of there after.
00:32:18.000 Like, why stick around?
00:32:19.000 I'm out.
00:32:19.000 I'm out.
00:32:37.000 That's back when rock stars didn't have to be hot like Rob Thomas.
00:32:43.000 Yeah, that's oldie but a goodie.
00:32:46.000 Hey, Gavin and Lord of the Fag Zone. 0.54
00:32:48.000 You guys showed a video the other day about the troll doll with the button on her privates that had me gasping and seemingly that made gasping and seemingly sexual noises.
00:32:58.000 Uh-oh.
00:32:59.000 Must be important.
00:33:00.000 Hello?
00:33:02.000 Hi, I'm recording.
00:33:03.000 Oh, Black Betty, Ambalamps. 1.00
00:33:05.000 Oh, Black Betty. 0.96
00:33:06.000 Ambalance.
00:33:07.000 Black Betty got it half. 0.98
00:33:08.000 ambulance Whoa, Black Betty. 1.00
00:33:16.000 Ambolamps.
00:33:20.000 That's my wife talking logistics. 1.00
00:33:23.000 Boy, that's a big part of parenting is, okay, so he's got a baseball game, but it's at a place that's an hour away.
00:33:30.000 Who can look after Johnny?
00:33:32.000 Oh, I have to take Johnny to boxing, but that he has to have his friend over who's going to make dinner for this person.
00:33:38.000 And sometimes you'll be doing all this shit and whisking everyone away and you realize I haven't fed anyone.
00:33:43.000 No one had dinner.
00:33:44.000 So they're eating.
00:33:45.000 You'll see, like, I'll see my son, my middle-aged, my middle-ba, I have a middle-aged son.
00:33:50.000 He's my age.
00:33:52.000 And I'll see like seven bags of Cheez-Its.
00:33:54.000 I'll go, what's going on there?
00:33:55.000 He goes, I'm hungry.
00:33:56.000 And I'll go, oh yeah, I didn't feed you dinner today.
00:33:58.000 Your baseball game went through dinner and I forgot.
00:34:03.000 Hey, Gavin, Lord of the Fag Zone. 0.98
00:34:05.000 You guys showed a video the other day about the troll doll with a button by your privates that made gasping and seemingly sexual noises when it was pressed.
00:34:11.000 Yes.
00:34:11.000 Well, my girlfriend shared this video with me and it is another confirmation that these people are just blatantly trying to groom the children right in front of our faces.
00:34:20.000 I like your new sunglasses.
00:34:21.000 And he sends me a Facebook post.
00:34:23.000 I can't look at Facebook.
00:34:25.000 Okay, I think we're live.
00:34:26.000 Okay, listen.
00:34:27.000 So we all have seen little conspiracy theory things and videos that people post that maybe a lot of people don't believe because we don't know the people.
00:34:38.000 I've just seen a video on LLBL dolls and when you soak them in ice cold water and the lingerie outfit that this little girl came out in.
00:34:49.000 I'm going to do it myself since my daughter has a ton of them and we're going to find out if it's really real.
00:34:53.000 Okay, here we go.
00:34:54.000 She looks familiar.
00:34:57.000 Okay.
00:34:59.000 Little girl.
00:35:01.000 Nothing on her.
00:35:03.000 Okay.
00:35:04.000 She's hot. 1.00
00:35:05.000 Here we go.
00:35:10.000 You guys.
00:35:12.000 Oh my God.
00:35:14.000 What the hell?
00:35:16.000 Are you serious?
00:35:17.000 Like, you guys see this?
00:35:18.000 Right?
00:35:19.000 This is not fake.
00:35:20.000 Apparently.
00:35:20.000 Okay.
00:35:25.000 But it's not just lingerie.
00:35:26.000 It's like S&M.
00:35:27.000 If it has an X over the thing, that's like...
00:35:30.000 Okay, nothing on her.
00:35:31.000 You can see she's kind of got little white. 0.99
00:35:33.000 I wonder if, you know what I've noticed with you people, Puerto Ricans, that like, remember brats? 1.00
00:35:38.000 Brats dolls, yeah. 0.99
00:35:40.000 You'd have little girls holding them. 0.95
00:35:40.000 Yeah. 0.95
00:35:42.000 They all looked like complete whores. 1.00
00:35:44.000 Yeah, they did.
00:35:44.000 Can you see that?
00:35:46.000 It's a little devil tail.
00:35:49.000 Hold on, let's see.
00:35:55.000 Do you see that?
00:35:56.000 Devil tail and wings. 0.97
00:35:59.000 Nothing really else but that.
00:36:04.000 This is crazy, you guys.
00:36:05.000 Like, this is not okay.
00:36:10.000 Is this a joke?
00:36:11.000 I remember seeing something like this, but I thought it was...
00:36:16.000 Okay, we're gonna let her go.
00:36:17.000 And then...
00:36:17.000 Kind of fake.
00:36:18.000 This chick didn't make... 1.00
00:36:22.000 Well, it's possible that she just has some sort of ink and she drew it on.
00:36:26.000 Wow, this is just...
00:36:28.000 Well, it's kind of hard to see when you pull out our cold water.
00:36:31.000 Look.
00:36:32.000 Things are boobs. 0.99
00:36:32.000 Water changing. 0.99
00:36:33.000 No, that's legit.
00:36:34.000 Like, so I want to pr for them and I'm a fish like stock.
00:36:39.000 I mean, the age of consent in Mexico is 12, so this could be a cultural thing.
00:36:44.000 I have a lot of trouble with a corporation, a big corporation, risking all of these, you know, criminality by trying to groom children.
00:36:56.000 I don't, I think there is grooming, especially in Britain with Muslims, but like troll, whatever Disney Warner owns that, trying to groom kids so they can fuck more of them. 0.99
00:37:07.000 You're also not getting to fuck the ones that are being groomed.
00:37:11.000 So you're just like promoting pedophilia generally.
00:37:14.000 I'm not against it, but I'm against grooming at children.
00:37:21.000 I'm not totally blocking out the possibility that it's real, but it seems like a fucking stretch, does it not?
00:37:32.000 How long have we been talking for?
00:37:35.000 30 and 7.
00:37:38.000 Would you rather eat out her mom while she's on her period while looking her in the eyes or jack off your old man until he comes while keeping eye contact?
00:37:44.000 Yeah, this is...
00:37:48.000 Would you rather should not involve family members?
00:37:52.000 You're talking about ruining your relationship with your mother or father.
00:37:55.000 That's just, that's like, would you like to never see your dad again?
00:38:00.000 Or not in the same way.
00:38:01.000 That's not fun.
00:38:02.000 Like, that's, that's the juvenile, cheap, tacky way of doing would you rather.
00:38:08.000 A good would you rather is eat a piece of poo this big every morning or have to dance everywhere you go. 0.82
00:38:15.000 You can't walk normal or run.
00:38:16.000 Every time you move from A to B, it has to be dancing, including getting up in the middle of the night to pee or you get an electric shock.
00:38:24.000 That was too much of indecence.
00:38:27.000 We haven't done a Gary's mailbag in a long ass time.
00:38:31.000 Do we have any?
00:38:32.000 We got one.
00:38:33.000 Yep.
00:38:33.000 We should get that up.
00:38:36.000 Ryan.
00:38:37.000 Yeah.
00:38:39.000 And this is from Ryan.
00:38:40.000 Oh.
00:38:41.000 Alex Jones clip and school also had to mention the increasing homeless encampments under the BQE on the way to doctor's app where he and all his nurses told me that my girlfriend that COVID was all bullshit.
00:38:54.000 So this guy can't speak English.
00:38:56.000 I'll translate this drunken email.
00:38:58.000 He sent an Alex Jones clip and then he said, also, I meant to mention that when I went to my doctor's appointment, there was bums everywhere. 1.00
00:39:08.000 And when I got to my doctor, separate topic now, him and the nurses told me that COVID is all bullshit.
00:39:15.000 Okay, you're cramming a lot in there.
00:39:17.000 You're clearly drunk.
00:39:19.000 And your clip is what?
00:39:22.000 What are these?
00:39:25.000 Podcasts?
00:39:29.000 The dumbing down of America?
00:39:32.000 These all look relatively interesting.
00:39:33.000 They're in our wheelhouse.
00:39:36.000 What are they?
00:39:38.000 PDFs?
00:39:39.000 Like one.
00:39:40.000 Okay, thank you, sir.
00:39:41.000 Oh, they're all books.
00:39:42.000 Thank you for sending us these free PDF books.
00:39:47.000 What the fuck has that got to do with Alex Jones' clip?
00:39:49.000 Yeah, I don't see the clip.
00:39:51.000 What a fucking annoying email that was.
00:39:54.000 This is from Bill.
00:39:55.000 Hi, GNR.
00:39:56.000 I know you're familiar with the genius that is Nick Cave musically, but how familiar are you with his thoughts on society?
00:40:02.000 He just published a letter about how he's against cancel culture on his website.
00:40:06.000 Yes, I'm familiar with my wife's obsessed with him, so I'm very familiar with his writings.
00:40:10.000 It's a newsletter.
00:40:12.000 You can read the entire thing on the show as it's short enough, but here's the key paragraph.
00:40:16.000 Political correctness has grown to become the unhappiest religion in the world.
00:40:20.000 That's a great quote.
00:40:22.000 Its once honorable attempt to reimagine our society in a more equitable way now embodies all the worst aspects that religion has to offer, and none of the beauty. 1.00
00:40:33.000 Moral certainty and self-righteousness shorn even of the capacity for redemption.
00:40:40.000 Another great line.
00:40:42.000 It has become quite literally bad religion run amok. 1.00
00:40:46.000 Cancel culture's refusal to engage with uncomfortable ideas has an asphyxiating effect on the creative soul of a society.
00:40:55.000 And then he shows us it's from their hand, the red hand files is the name of his site.
00:41:01.000 Yeah, that's a beautiful way of putting it.
00:41:05.000 And I mean, I know all these to be true, and we talk about all these, but it's such a great collection.
00:41:10.000 It is a religion.
00:41:11.000 It is unhappy.
00:41:12.000 There is no redemption.
00:41:14.000 And it's really about power, ultimately.
00:41:17.000 Same with the masks.
00:41:19.000 It's about people telling you what to do.
00:41:24.000 Into my life.
00:41:27.000 With you.
00:41:28.000 Sorry, but I can't hear the name Nick Cave and not think about his dead son who jumped off a cliff when he was on acid because he thought he could fly.
00:41:36.000 I've seen Nick Cave in concert a couple times.
00:41:39.000 All I see, I cannot get that out of my head.
00:41:43.000 The suffering must be unimaginable.
00:41:46.000 Fuck.
00:41:47.000 Any dead son.
00:41:50.000 I have a friend whose son hanged himself.
00:41:53.000 I can barely think of that part of the world without getting sucked into that.
00:42:02.000 All these fucking dead kids from opioids.
00:42:04.000 Imagine the fathers.
00:42:07.000 Day one subscriber, where are people finding the phone number to call in?
00:42:11.000 Not that I want to.
00:42:12.000 It's on the screen on the live shows, is it not?
00:42:14.000 It is.
00:42:17.000 If I were to call in, my question would be related to the McInnis Coppercab fight.
00:42:22.000 I mentioned that he would charge tickets.
00:42:23.000 How many tickets would be required to attend?
00:42:27.000 How many tickets would be required to attend?
00:42:29.000 Well, if you're familiar with how tickets work, it's usually a ticket.
00:42:35.000 Then you go to a show and they're like, let me see your tickets.
00:42:37.000 I have all seven tickets required to get in.
00:42:40.000 One, two, three, four, five.
00:42:41.000 You have six tickets, sir.
00:42:42.000 Get the fuck out of here.
00:42:44.000 You think I'm stupid?
00:42:45.000 We count them all.
00:42:46.000 But there was a hell of a long lineup to get into this show.
00:42:49.000 Yeah, they have to sit and count everyone's seven tickets.
00:42:52.000 Why wouldn't they just make it one ticket per person?
00:42:56.000 Listen, dude, I don't make the rules.
00:42:57.000 Just get out of here. 0.96
00:42:58.000 One ticket per person?
00:43:00.000 Are you crazy?
00:43:01.000 What if they lose it?
00:43:03.000 Well, what if they lose one of their seven tickets?
00:43:05.000 Yeah, they're not getting in.
00:43:08.000 You still got six tickets.
00:43:09.000 Anyway, are we done here?
00:43:10.000 I got a long line to deal with of people with seven tickets each.
00:43:14.000 How many tickets would be required to attend?
00:43:17.000 How many people to make it an event?
00:43:20.000 Like, if we sell less than 200 tickets, we're not doing it.
00:43:22.000 Well, that's not what he asked.
00:43:23.000 That's how many tickets would you need to sell to make it a real event or something.
00:43:27.000 Right.
00:43:27.000 And then he says, what would be the price of said tickets?
00:43:30.000 Is this another drunk email?
00:43:32.000 P.S. People seem to like Mr. Katsu Rivera for some reason.
00:43:35.000 Not a suggestion, but it would be funny if Mr. McInnis had to shut up for like two minutes once a week and let Mr. Katsu Rivera fill that time with whatever his creative mind can come up with.
00:43:45.000 I don't know, just spitballing.
00:43:46.000 That sounds like a suggestion.
00:43:49.000 All right, well, why don't you put the camera on yourself?
00:43:52.000 Oh, God.
00:43:52.000 And we'll go over here to the clock.
00:43:54.000 What's it like to be gay?
00:43:56.000 And that just, that worked as a drop.
00:44:00.000 Let's see Ryan's face on the screen.
00:44:02.000 Okay.
00:44:03.000 And Ryan will be taking over the show for the next two minutes.
00:44:08.000 Are you ready, ladies and gentlemen?
00:44:10.000 This will be similar to Ryan's mailbag, I assume.
00:44:13.000 And on your marks, get set, go.
00:44:18.000 Okay, here we are on the show today and there's a lot to talk about.
00:44:23.000 First of all, the comment section.
00:44:26.000 Going pretty good so far.
00:44:28.000 We've got some updates from yesterday's show, so it could kind of act as like a Reddit sort of thing where we put stuff out there and people kind of pick up and oops, sorry about that, folks.
00:44:38.000 So we'd like to also thank a man named John for helping with the comment section with our tech guy.
00:44:44.000 Shout out to John.
00:44:46.000 Now let's check in here.
00:44:47.000 There's something very informative and fun about Jimi Hendrix.
00:44:51.000 Somebody adds on to the Jimi Hendrix talk.
00:44:53.000 Jimmy was a sideman for luminaries in the Chitlin circuit for years, but was considered too weird and flamboyant as a sideman.
00:45:00.000 He took away too much from the leader with his presentation, and he was so weird that some of the musicians seemed to liked to pick on him.
00:45:07.000 Excellent grammar.
00:45:08.000 Those tours were a hazing ritual, writ large.
00:45:11.000 When he became famous with the experience, many of his previous colleagues had the feeling he was showing the white crowd their secrets, so they shunned him further.
00:45:19.000 Kind of sad.
00:45:20.000 Is it kind of sad?
00:45:21.000 I mean, Jimi Hendrix is pretty popular and pretty popping.
00:45:25.000 Especially here on this show.
00:45:27.000 Hey! 0.99
00:45:29.000 Oh shit, there's Comments now.
00:45:30.000 Crocs are for fags. 0.83
00:45:32.000 Working well.
00:45:33.000 Somebody got first.
00:45:35.000 Jimi Hendrix sounds an awful lot like Tommy Lee Jones.
00:45:38.000 I kind of agree with that.
00:45:40.000 Tommy Lee Jones has kind of a southern draw.
00:45:43.000 And so does.
00:45:44.000 That's who should play Jimi Hendrix.
00:45:46.000 Tommy Lee Jones.
00:45:48.000 I pride myself on the Tommy Lee Jones impression.
00:45:51.000 And I think it's pretty good.
00:45:55.000 Then there's Hope Vapid Joe and Ooh.
00:45:59.000 Okay, so apparently we could use very bad words on this comment section, but you could check out those comments whenever you'd like and you could add to them.
00:46:06.000 You come over here and I 10 seconds.
00:46:08.000 Okay.
00:46:08.000 And if you make a profile picture, then people will take you more seriously.
00:46:12.000 I don't like those default icons.
00:46:14.000 Nobody does.
00:46:17.000 So that was a two-minute comment about comments on the Ryan Katsu Rivera show, which I think we all know will never exist, judging by what we just saw.
00:46:29.000 Correct.
00:46:31.000 I did think about doing like a wrap-up show where maybe once a week I could show clips and I could just be the guy that DJs them.
00:46:37.000 Like, last week we talked about blah, blah, blah.
00:46:39.000 Check out what Gavin had to say about that.
00:46:41.000 Then we come back to the, we go to the clip.
00:46:43.000 I'd rather you just made the clips and I'll put them on parlor to show my 100,000 followers and that will be better than any social media thing.
00:46:52.000 People don't really, they're not looking for a recap.
00:46:55.000 All recap things suck, including the Howard Stern wrap-up.
00:47:00.000 Trophy hunting.
00:47:02.000 You had that facking dust plug on there.
00:47:05.000 Well, I don't know what that means.
00:47:06.000 So about the trophy hunting.
00:47:08.000 Well, I eat everything I shoot and spend hundreds to thousands of dollars a year on government conservation through licensing or supporting groups who conserve wildlife.
00:47:18.000 As well, I support the economy by buying all these accessories.
00:47:21.000 And this fag who called in, he essentially differs the burden of killing to the guy making minimum wage at the slaughterhouse instead of being a man and getting some organic free-range meat himself. 1.00
00:47:33.000 On another note there, buddy, spelled wrong, I met a conservation officer who has to shoot 30 plus bears a year on the taxpayer's dimes.
00:47:42.000 Who has to?
00:47:43.000 Maybe he means gets to.
00:47:45.000 Or you can let a redneck like me have a deadly rug and good sausage. 1.00
00:47:49.000 Here are some pictures of an animal I murdered with my late uncle's rifle.
00:47:53.000 I want to fuck you more than a toad. 0.98
00:47:55.000 I have a question for this guy.
00:47:56.000 I wish we could reach out to him.
00:47:57.000 Like, was he mad?
00:48:00.000 He doesn't really answer the question.
00:48:01.000 I said trophy hunting is good for all species, including the ones that get shot in the head.
00:48:08.000 And he's saying that hunting bears, they're not really endangered.
00:48:13.000 That's not trophy hunting.
00:48:15.000 Do you think he was mad?
00:48:17.000 What?
00:48:18.000 Martin Skrully, when this guy took his face.
00:48:25.000 This is from Charlie.
00:48:26.000 Hey, Gavin Ron, you've probably already seen this movie trailer by now.
00:48:28.000 It's basically a headpiece on Trump and how unpresidential he is.
00:48:32.000 That's all Obama was, was presidential.
00:48:36.000 He was prancing around like Emperor Obama.
00:48:41.000 What were his policies?
00:48:42.000 Medicare.
00:48:43.000 No, that was forcing the government to handle your finances. 0.79
00:48:48.000 And they fucked it up royally.
00:48:50.000 Look at their website.
00:48:51.000 What else did he do?
00:48:52.000 Benghazi, what else did he do?
00:48:53.000 Fast and furious.
00:48:55.000 He tried to make guns look bad by sending them to Mexican drug cartels with the serial numbers filed off.
00:49:02.000 That's pretty bad.
00:49:04.000 Slowest recovery in history.
00:49:08.000 I've done video upon video of all the millions of reasons why he was the worst president ever.
00:49:14.000 How about spying on Trump?
00:49:15.000 You want to talk about interfering with elections?
00:49:19.000 How about spying?
00:49:22.000 I know.
00:49:23.000 How about removing race from all crime stats forever?
00:49:25.000 Hmm.
00:49:26.000 And that's what scares me.
00:49:32.000 Wait, what?
00:49:34.000 I know what happens in the OLA office.
00:49:37.000 And that's what scares me.
00:49:40.000 I come at this from a very unique perspective.
00:49:44.000 Not just having been a journalist, but also having worked for two different presidents.
00:49:52.000 Pete was with the president all the time.
00:49:55.000 Unlike his predecessor, Mr. Trump does not allow his staff photographer to capture photographs of life and work inside the White House.
00:50:05.000 If you just stacked up the images of the Obama presidency and the Trump presidency, you would see the two stories of America in the starkest possible contrast.
00:50:15.000 Is this on Netflix?
00:50:16.000 The chief official White House photographer is the mate.
00:50:19.000 So here's what's going on here.
00:50:21.000 Trump is draining the swamp, cutting corners, and he goes, what's this cost here?
00:50:25.000 Oh, this is to pay a photographer a quarter million dollars a year to photograph you.
00:50:30.000 What?
00:50:31.000 No.
00:50:32.000 I'll get someone to take some pictures.
00:50:34.000 There's pictures everywhere.
00:50:37.000 Every time I walk outside, there's pictures.
00:50:39.000 No, this will be inside the White House.
00:50:40.000 Okay, we'll have photo day.
00:50:42.000 What the fuck?
00:50:43.000 I'm not that vain.
00:50:44.000 I don't want people constantly taking pictures.
00:50:46.000 Remember there was a picture of Justin Trudeau and he was signing a picture of himself and someone was taking a picture of that?
00:50:52.000 A candid moment of Justin signing a photo.
00:50:58.000 Maybe he's going to sign that photo.
00:51:00.000 It's a photo of him signing a photo.
00:51:02.000 I remember that, yeah.
00:51:03.000 What did you put in the search bar?
00:51:06.000 Justin Trudeau signing picture.
00:51:08.000 Of himself.
00:51:16.000 That's going to be in theaters, by the way.
00:51:18.000 That movie's going to be in theaters.
00:51:18.000 What?
00:51:20.000 Theaters?
00:51:21.000 Yeah, it's a focus film.
00:51:22.000 So it's a guy who got fired, and he's pissed off that he had a job for years, and then Trump went, no, we're not doing that.
00:51:32.000 And then he says it scares him.
00:51:33.000 I'm so scared that they don't have a photographer in the White House taking these adoring images of the president.
00:51:42.000 I was thinking about that the other day.
00:51:47.000 What the fuck?
00:51:48.000 Someone just sent us a picture of her and her kid.
00:51:51.000 That's weird.
00:51:54.000 Twice I've been told by Jewish people that they feel unsafe, that I'm there.
00:51:59.000 I was at a bar Once and a British guy came over and he goes, My mai over there is Jewish and he says it feels unsafe with you here.
00:52:06.000 And then I was on the beach once and a lifeguard who's Jewish contacted his boss and said he feels uncomfortable with me on the beach.
00:52:15.000 And I was thinking, Who fucking cares that you feel uncomfortable?
00:52:20.000 Compare that.
00:52:21.000 We were kissing vet ass the other day.
00:52:23.000 And I'm thinking about, you want to talk about feeling uncomfortable?
00:52:26.000 Like, check out that movie, The, oh, fuck, Projection, the outpost.
00:52:33.000 The outpost.
00:52:35.000 You're going outside, you're taking a piss.
00:52:38.000 At any second now, a bullet could just go through your head, dead.
00:52:42.000 There's snipers everywhere.
00:52:43.000 They put them, imagine a woman lying down, nude, getting ready to be eaten out, right? 0.97
00:52:49.000 Her legs are up like this. 0.97
00:52:50.000 They're in the vagina. 1.00
00:52:52.000 And there's assassins all up her thighs. 0.93
00:52:57.000 That's uncomfortable, okay?
00:53:00.000 You misunderstanding the politics of a fellow bar patron doesn't count.
00:53:06.000 Doesn't matter.
00:53:08.000 How fucking soft are we?
00:53:13.000 I'm uncomfortable with you here.
00:53:15.000 Yeah, I don't like flip-flops.
00:53:20.000 I'm uncomfortable that there's a pussy that is such a bitch that he had his friend tell me that he's uncomfortable. 1.00
00:53:27.000 That makes me uncomfortable.
00:53:29.000 Right.
00:53:30.000 I'm uncomfortable when I see 20-year-old men wearing given she slides.
00:53:36.000 I'm uncomfortable when I see grown men on motorized scooters with a helmet on and a mask.
00:53:42.000 That makes me uncomfortable.
00:53:45.000 I'm not allowed to do anything about it.
00:53:48.000 You know what this movie is, by the way?
00:53:50.000 What?
00:53:51.000 It's this guy pissed off that he didn't get hired to do photos in the White House.
00:53:55.000 He's like, I did it for Reagan and Obama.
00:53:58.000 Have you been present in this room for the past 20 minutes?
00:54:01.000 Yeah, but so he wanted to be the photographer guy, but the fact that he's not presidential, I wanted to, I'll just skip ahead to this thing.
00:54:11.000 Trump's best bit is being presidential.
00:54:15.000 He's being not presidential.
00:54:17.000 Yeah, but he's proving anybody could be presidential.
00:54:20.000 This is his best bit.
00:54:28.000 Don't they understand we're sick of these monarchs?
00:54:36.000 Ladies and gentlemen of the state of Florida, thank you very much for being here.
00:54:45.000 You are tremendous people.
00:54:48.000 And I will leave now because I am boring you to death.
00:54:51.000 Thank you.
00:54:56.000 He does that a couple times.
00:54:57.000 Isn't it funny how their smoking gun is our smoking gun?
00:55:00.000 Right.
00:55:01.000 It's like Trump is evil.
00:55:02.000 Watch this clip.
00:55:03.000 And we would come back with, oh, yeah, Trump's awesome.
00:55:06.000 Watch the same clip.
00:55:07.000 ...that's ever held this office, that I can tell you.
00:55:10.000 Thank you.
00:55:12.000 It's real easy.
00:55:14.000 To protect American jobs and workers, I withdrew the United States from both the trade. 0.95
00:55:22.000 Okay.
00:55:23.000 So that's fucking funny.
00:55:25.000 It just shows you, too, that so much of this is just bitches. 1.00
00:55:29.000 You hurt my feelings.
00:55:31.000 I'm mad.
00:55:33.000 You're not part of my thing.
00:55:34.000 That's really what political correctness is about.
00:55:37.000 It's that you are not paying attention to my hysteria.
00:55:41.000 And you're just going, no, that's not a thing.
00:55:46.000 Like when blacks in 1971 said there's real violence going on against the black community and we're being treated unfairly, people went, yeah, I heard about this.
00:55:57.000 I saw Martin Luther King got assassinated.
00:56:00.000 I'm all ears.
00:56:01.000 What's going on?
00:56:02.000 I'm in.
00:56:03.000 You want to be more in NASA?
00:56:05.000 You want to be in science more?
00:56:06.000 What's better education?
00:56:07.000 Let's get on this.
00:56:08.000 Come on, let's roll up our sleeves.
00:56:10.000 I want to fix this.
00:56:11.000 Now, people come up to us and they go, there's a thing called we don't want to have a conversation and it's about growing.
00:56:20.000 And there's a lot of people like Nina, the chick who did Nina Simone, she had too much makeup on. 1.00
00:56:26.000 And America is just going, no, that's not a thing.
00:56:30.000 Fuck off.
00:56:31.000 And that's what incenses them.
00:56:36.000 It's like a drunk chick. 0.98
00:56:37.000 America has become a drunk chick. 1.00
00:56:39.000 And this drunk chick demands that you listen to her. 1.00
00:56:43.000 And you go, no, I don't want to fuck you.
00:56:45.000 So you have no power over me.
00:56:49.000 And that's what freaks them out.
00:56:50.000 The no power.
00:56:51.000 Because political correctness is all about power.
00:56:54.000 Wearing a mask is all about power.
00:56:57.000 And we get so much evidence.
00:57:01.000 All right.
00:57:02.000 I think we got to wrap it up here.
00:57:04.000 Why did you send this?
00:57:09.000 It's a woman.
00:57:10.000 I can see some of her tits. 1.00
00:57:12.000 And it's a picture of her with her kid.
00:57:17.000 And there's no text.
00:57:18.000 Not even like, isn't he cute?
00:57:20.000 I don't want to show it.
00:57:22.000 And then they send it poo-poo. 0.98
00:57:24.000 All right, we got to wrap it up.
00:57:27.000 This has been an episode.
00:57:29.000 I'm in Florida, I believe, while you watch this, doing a talk for Laura Loomer at her victory party.
00:57:37.000 And we should be, but we have to show the final video, though.
00:57:40.000 Oh, I just emailed it to you.
00:57:43.000 Opioids are obviously deadly drugs that kill 130 people a day.
00:57:46.000 Adderall, I think, is bad for you.
00:57:48.000 It makes you ugly.
00:57:48.000 I don't think you get true REM sleep.
00:57:53.000 But if you have to do a TV interview and you're tired, I cannot recommend Adderall enough.
00:57:59.000 It gets you alert.
00:58:00.000 It gets you focused.
00:58:02.000 And the best part about it is as you're sitting there, Stephen Colbert described it as air conditioning for the brain.
00:58:09.000 And I've described it as it's like you dipped in you sauce.
00:58:11.000 It's very addictive and bad in the long run.
00:58:13.000 But in a pinch, it can be handy.
00:58:15.000 Say you're hungover and you've got to do a TV interview.
00:58:18.000 I cannot recommend Adderall enough.
00:58:20.000 And the best part about it is no one can tell you're on it, like this lady.
00:58:26.000 Talk to you about this jobs report.
00:58:27.000 A lot of people are, of course, celebrating over it and touting about how great it is.
00:58:30.000 But of course, there's the other single participation rate.
00:58:34.000 Explain that to us and why we need to look at that.
00:58:38.000 Absolutely.
00:58:39.000 Well, we're in a very good position to talk about what's going on.
00:58:45.000 We're really seeing full white organizations.
00:58:49.000 and we get a good pulse on what's ramping up.
00:58:52.000 This is what Southern bars look like during the meth epidemic.
00:58:55.000 And they're kind of the first ones to experience that growth.
00:58:59.000 We're seeing tremendous growth here at DigiMe.
00:59:02.000 By the way...
00:59:04.000 By the way, there's dandruff on your left shoulder.
00:59:06.000 It's like, I'm on a wide shot.
00:59:09.000 What the hell?
00:59:10.000 This interview is going great.
00:59:12.000 Would you mind if we continued it for 48 hours straight?
00:59:15.000 Yeah, that's not a problem.
00:59:19.000 Get fired.
00:59:23.000 Get in trouble.
00:59:25.000 Be brave.
00:59:27.000 And never stop fighting.
00:59:30.000 It's hard and the heart is up and didn't run the world.
00:59:35.000 But always ready to unfurl.