Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E27 - THE TRUTH ABOUT WOMEN

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 Just give me some truth.

00:00:23.000 I'm sick.

00:00:25.000 *thud*

00:00:27.000 That was my favorite band, Generation X, and they were covering the Beatles.

00:00:30.000 Give me some truth, Total Jam.

00:00:33.000 They actually improved it vastly.

00:00:35.000 That's rare with covers.

00:00:36.000 And that's sort of the theme of today's show.

00:00:38.000 I noticed the left has given up on truth.

00:00:40.000 They have gone full peak, dirty pool.

00:00:44.000 And they know they're wrong.

00:00:45.000 They know they're lying.

00:00:46.000 But Google and the DNC, obviously Antifa, and they're all the same, by the way, they're all linked, have just gone full on.

00:00:55.000 I don't care what the truth is.

00:00:57.000 I'm going to destroy the left.

00:00:58.000 I have to win at all costs.

00:01:00.000 We have to get Trump out.

00:01:01.000 Even if we ruin lies, even if we lie, we must win at all costs.

00:01:05.000 And part of me, the old me, used to say, fine, you want to play Dirty Pool?

00:01:10.000 Let's play Dirty Pool and then kick them in the balls. 1.00

00:01:13.000 But that doesn't feel right.

00:01:15.000 That doesn't feel good.

00:01:16.000 That's not who we are.

00:01:17.000 We got here pursuing truth and to say, all right, let's be liars like you.

00:01:25.000 I'm not comfortable with it.

00:01:25.000 I don't know.

00:01:27.000 But that's a great jam.

00:01:28.000 That's Billie Idol's old band Generation X, my favorite band, wonderful band.

00:01:32.000 But I think it's worth noting how much Ryan's taste in music is garbage.

00:01:37.000 I mean, I call him, I like to accuse him of having single mother's taste in music because he grew up with a single mom.

00:01:43.000 But I think it's worse.

00:01:45.000 I got a stray hair there.

00:01:47.000 What song did you want to do, Ryan?

00:01:49.000 What were you thinking?

00:01:51.000 It was Burning Up by the Jonas.

00:01:55.000 By the Jonas.

00:01:56.000 The Jonas team.

00:01:57.000 The Jonas team.

00:01:58.000 The Jonas Brothers.

00:01:59.000 Why don't we put that on and just see the kind of music you like?

00:01:59.000 Yeah.

00:02:02.000 Okay, well I don't...

00:02:06.000 Where?

00:02:07.000 The toilet?

00:02:09.000 No, we were driving around my family.

00:02:10.000 Well, it's shit.

00:02:12.000 Oh, I see.

00:02:13.000 You're not interested in the truth.

00:02:15.000 You're just trying to rip on me. 0.92

00:02:16.000 Oh, I'm interested in the truth.

00:02:17.000 the Jonas brothers are for children, little girls, sub single mom.

00:02:22.000 You like that.

00:02:24.000 You have the same musical taste as no, It has a story to it.

00:02:30.000 Oh, a story.

00:02:32.000 Yes.

00:02:32.000 You want a story put on Wayland Jennings or Johnny Cash?

00:02:36.000 Well, not the song.

00:02:38.000 the way it popped into my life.

00:02:39.000 We were...

00:02:39.000 This Show the video.

00:02:50.000 I don't like the video.

00:02:52.000 This is your brain.

00:02:53.000 It doesn't do it justice.

00:02:56.000 This is Ryan's brain.

00:02:58.000 A little kid taking a girl to plum in a James Bond theme.

00:03:02.000 Come on, girl. 1.00

00:03:03.000 Come on, girl. 1.00

00:03:04.000 Come on, dude.

00:03:07.000 Ooh.

00:03:08.000 He's mad at a child.

00:03:09.000 A gambling law.

00:03:11.000 David Carradine is in this.

00:03:14.000 Look at that.

00:03:15.000 Ryan Loserdean is on this show.

00:03:17.000 Ha ha ha.

00:03:23.000 That was not a smooth pump, but I get it.

00:03:26.000 Look, there you go.

00:03:27.000 Good.

00:03:27.000 Oh, you get it.

00:03:28.000 Congratulations.

00:03:30.000 Well, yeah.

00:03:30.000 It reminds me of a family vacation.

00:03:32.000 I couldn't help it was on the radio, but it just so happened we just came back to the You don't have a family?

00:03:37.000 Your grandmother and her friend?

00:03:37.000 Yeah, I do.

00:03:39.000 No, my grandmother, my grandfather, my little cousin, my uncle, my aunt, we're all in this rental car that we got in Wildwood, New Jersey.

00:03:46.000 That reminds me, I forgot to mention this.

00:03:49.000 Do you have my parlay?

00:03:51.000 What do you mean?

00:03:53.000 Do I have it?

00:03:54.000 Are you on parlay?

00:03:56.000 Yeah, I'm on parlay as of a couple days ago.

00:03:58.000 Do you have that picture I sent of the high-heel shoes?

00:04:04.000 When we did the show, there was a girl wearing my favorite kind of heels, and I took a picture of them.

00:04:12.000 I wanted to get her on the show, but she'd gone to the bathroom or something. 1.00

00:04:15.000 I'll text you.

00:04:16.000 No, I'll email you right now.

00:04:17.000 Oh, I know what you're talking about.

00:04:18.000 Okay.

00:04:18.000 And I thought it was interesting because I had had a few ales and a few Roger ales.

00:04:27.000 And remember I was talking about the Johnny girlfriend where my son, my youngest son, he thinks his babysitter is his girlfriend.

00:04:36.000 Yeah.

00:04:36.000 And it's cute and silly and he gets mad if you bring it up.

00:04:39.000 He's only six, right?

00:04:40.000 But we as men have that in us.

00:04:42.000 Like you'll go to the liquor store and the girl who's always there, you think she likes you or she's really nice to you and you're like, hi.

00:04:49.000 And then when she's nice to another guy, you catch yourself going, well, why are you being so nice to him?

00:04:54.000 I thought we were an item.

00:04:58.000 And it's embarrassing.

00:04:59.000 And it reminds me of that cringe where you said to your Vietnam vet uncle, on your feet, soldier.

00:05:04.000 Grandfather.

00:05:05.000 Grandfather.

00:05:05.000 On your feet, soldier.

00:05:07.000 Yeah.

00:05:07.000 There's too much cuff on this.

00:05:10.000 And I did the same thing.

00:05:11.000 I had a Johnny girlfriend with her, and she's a little cankly, which I like, by the way. 1.00

00:05:18.000 I'm pro-kankles. 0.99

00:05:21.000 And when we were done the show, I said, okay, oh, those shoes are great.

00:05:24.000 I'm so glad girls started wearing these types of really skinny stilettos. 1.00

00:05:28.000 They're my favorite kind of shoe.

00:05:29.000 That's fantastic.

00:05:30.000 Blah, blah, blah.

00:05:30.000 She's like, okay, whatever.

00:05:31.000 And then I said, all right, bye.

00:05:33.000 And then I hugged her goodbye.

00:05:35.000 Uh-oh.

00:05:36.000 Like, I didn't hug anyone else goodbye, but I'm like, okay, bye.

00:05:39.000 And gave her this drunken Johnny hug.

00:05:42.000 And then I saw on the street later on when we were trying to catch the train, and she's like, oh, I'm waiting for my Uber.

00:05:48.000 And I go, oh, we're waiting for your Uber.

00:05:50.000 Okay, well, let's, bye-bye again.

00:05:52.000 She's like, okay, bye.

00:05:53.000 And I go, another goodbye hug?

00:05:56.000 No.

00:05:57.000 You didn't do that.

00:05:58.000 Dude, I gave her another goodbye hug and she's just like, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:06:02.000 And I'm like, oh, there we go.

00:06:04.000 Bye-bye.

00:06:05.000 Bye-bye, bye-bye.

00:06:07.000 And you hope you get your Uber.

00:06:09.000 Like, I have no game, obviously, because I've been out of the game for 20 years.

00:06:13.000 And when my drunken subconscious goes, do some flirting.

00:06:17.000 I like her shoes.

00:06:18.000 I'm like, okay, I got it.

00:06:19.000 Bye-bye.

00:06:20.000 Huggy, huggies.

00:06:22.000 Oh, God.

00:06:23.000 The entire next day, I would remember it and just go, bruh.

00:06:29.000 I'd be driving.

00:06:30.000 Oh, that's nice.

00:06:31.000 I wonder if anyone's going golfing.

00:06:35.000 It would just come to me and give me a full-body shiver at all times.

00:06:38.000 I tend to whistle.

00:06:40.000 I'm actually getting it now, just remembering.

00:06:42.000 You got to shake it off.

00:06:44.000 My dog does that too.

00:06:45.000 If things get too freaky, he just goes, We have that in common.

00:06:51.000 Bachelor did some naked bungee jumping last night.

00:06:55.000 And I want to tell men, the men watching this show, how dangerous that is.

00:07:02.000 Guys, I don't think you understand what adrenaline does to your genitalia.

00:07:08.000 Your penis and your balls are scared of being hurt. 0.97

00:07:12.000 And you'll notice this if you stand next to the edge of a building, you'll feel your scrotum goop because your genitalia is naive enough to think that I can handle this.

00:07:21.000 If he jumps off this building and my balls, I pull in the balls close to the body, everything will be fine and they won't be damaged.

00:07:27.000 No, the host is dead, balls.

00:07:30.000 You have no brains, balls.

00:07:33.000 And the penis is on the same boat.

00:07:35.000 Don't stop, start playing the same loop.

00:07:37.000 Go down, Jonas brother. 0.92

00:07:40.000 So there they are.

00:07:42.000 They jump out.

00:07:43.000 Now, the penis does the same thing the balls do. 1.00

00:07:46.000 It shrinks to save itself.

00:07:47.000 So his dink, no matter what God gave him, I guarantee you was like that. 1.00

00:07:52.000 And then his bag looks like a fat almond.

00:07:55.000 So it's really your penis and balls at their very worst.

00:07:58.000 You might just want to take some sialis and try to get a semi before you do that.

00:08:02.000 And then it'll just be reduced to slightly below normal.

00:08:06.000 But I mean, thank God for the black square because that was not a black oval. 1.00

00:08:15.000 That was not a black rectangle by the time he was landing on the bottom there.

00:08:19.000 Cool idea otherwise, though, huh?

00:08:22.000 If you had undergarments on, like Speedos, I think it might be a good move.

00:08:27.000 Got some reactions coming in.

00:08:31.000 Why is that so funny?

00:08:33.000 I don't know.

00:08:34.000 I don't know why that's so funny.

00:08:36.000 Because she looks like she's kind of like just stunned, but she's also comfy.

00:08:41.000 Stunned and comfy.

00:08:42.000 Stunned and comfy.

00:08:43.000 That's America in a nutshell. 0.66

00:08:46.000 Welcome to America.

00:08:47.000 We're stunned and comfy.

00:08:50.000 All right.

00:08:50.000 So that's just a warning, an important sports warning.

00:08:53.000 Also, if you have a jacket that's a little short, maybe don't wear giant white cuffs with it or you'll look like Peewee Herman turning into the Hulk.

00:09:05.000 Also in the news, now this gets back to the whole theme of today's show, which is the truth.

00:09:10.000 And Jussie Smollett, so he's back on the news.

00:09:13.000 And he's so smug and dumb.

00:09:15.000 He's basically dumb.

00:09:16.000 Let's cut the crap.

00:09:17.000 He's so smug and dumb that when the whole thing was swept under the rug, he decided to puff his chest out and go, I told you I was telling the truth about this hate crime.

00:09:25.000 And I think everyone went, dude, what are you doing?

00:09:28.000 So now the police get so mad because they were totally ridiculed by all this.

00:09:33.000 They had to do all that fake work to pursue a fake hate crime.

00:09:36.000 And then when it was over, they were called incompetent and useless.

00:09:39.000 And it pissed them off.

00:09:40.000 So they want revenge.

00:09:42.000 And I totally support that.

00:09:44.000 I'd want revenge too.

00:09:45.000 So now they're going, yeah, you can puff your chest at all you want.

00:09:48.000 We're starting to release shit.

00:09:49.000 Now, here's what I heard from a homosexual I know who goes to Chicago regularly, a New Yorker.

00:09:54.000 And he said, that strip where Jussie said it happened is like a gay druggy spot where Tweaker Twinks, high gay young people, will meet some old dude, perform acts, and get money for more drugs.

00:10:11.000 So it's where old, rich gays take advantage of young gay drug. 0.99

00:10:15.000 I won't say addicts, but heavy users.

00:10:18.000 So my theory is that Jussie was high out of his mind that night.

00:10:22.000 He was one of these, actually he's both rich and kind of a Twinker.

00:10:26.000 But he was high out of his mind that night, horsing around.

00:10:29.000 And then he just got in his head, tonight's night, I'm going to do that hate crime I've been thinking about.

00:10:33.000 But he was too high to pull it off.

00:10:35.000 And this footage is of him showing the police his noose around his neck.

00:10:41.000 And it is so obviously fake.

00:10:45.000 It is so obviously untrue.

00:10:47.000 Look, it's just a mess.

00:10:48.000 It's a cobweb of rope around his neck.

00:10:52.000 I've never tied a noose, believe it or not, but it looks really tricky.

00:10:56.000 All those little circles on it.

00:10:58.000 I don't know how you do that.

00:11:00.000 The slip knot and then you got the thing that tightens and all that.

00:11:00.000 The slip knot, yeah.

00:11:03.000 Looks like it takes a second.

00:11:04.000 And I'm sure it's not the kind of thing you can just wing.

00:11:06.000 You probably have to watch it on YouTube like 20 times.

00:11:09.000 I'm sure YouTube would take that video down, too.

00:11:11.000 Is there audio on that?

00:11:14.000 Oh, good.

00:11:15.000 Go back.

00:11:15.000 Go back a little bit.

00:11:16.000 I didn't know there was audio.

00:11:18.000 Look at it.

00:11:19.000 It looks, it's It's literally the rope you used to hang clothes on from a hardware store.

00:11:29.000 And then there's just other stray threads coming from it.

00:11:32.000 Look at that.

00:11:33.000 Look at that mess.

00:11:34.000 It's just a pile of string.

00:11:35.000 It's in this house.

00:11:37.000 You're being audio.

00:11:42.000 Go back.

00:11:43.000 He said something about audio.

00:11:44.000 I can't hear the dialogue.

00:11:46.000 I wonder if he's audibly streaming.

00:11:48.000 If you want, if it's in this house, you're being audio every time.

00:12:00.000 What a loser.

00:12:02.000 This goes back to what I was saying yesterday about not having worthy adversaries.

00:12:06.000 Speaking of a totally unworthy adversary, have you seen this mental patient? 0.71

00:12:11.000 So she's on the cover of New York Mag.

00:12:12.000 Here's what happened, I think.

00:12:13.000 This woman, she was a cheerleader when she was young in the 60s. 0.99

00:12:17.000 Then she became a columnist for L Magazine.

00:12:19.000 I think she has mental illness.

00:12:21.000 But you don't really need to be sane to write for L magazine.

00:12:24.000 Just say girly stuff that is slightly unusual.

00:12:29.000 Like women have rape fantasies. 1.00

00:12:32.000 Say something outside the box like that that is linked to truth and people go, I like her.

00:12:36.000 She's fun. 0.93

00:12:38.000 Like women read the articles in L anyway. 0.99

00:12:41.000 So she's got a history of being a complete nut bar. 1.00

00:12:45.000 And I think she said, hey, when I was at a store 23 years ago, find the New York Magazine cover of her.

00:12:52.000 When I was in a store 23 years ago, Trump molested me.

00:12:58.000 And then she's got a book out, coincidentally.

00:13:01.000 And instead of the DNC being dubious, this goes back to what I was saying about truth.

00:13:05.000 They're so desperate for ammunition that they go, fine, let's do it.

00:13:09.000 Yeah.

00:13:10.000 So the story is that she's in a changing room dressed like that, and Trump jumps on her like a St. Bernard in heat and starts humping her and possibly ejaculates.

00:13:20.000 She doesn't know.

00:13:21.000 And she saw it as an asexual assault that was technically sexual.

00:13:27.000 What?

00:13:28.000 And they're so desperate for evidence that he's an evil rapist and they want to win so bad that they just grab her, grab this mental patient, put her on the front page of New York magazine and bombard her with advice and let's get you on the news.

00:13:40.000 And I'm sure she was just like, what?

00:13:42.000 What's happening now?

00:13:43.000 Like if you took a homeless woman who was on the train and she's like, Kraken is stupid.

00:13:48.000 And they're like, we need you to run this Black Lives Matter conference.

00:13:52.000 And she's like, what?

00:13:52.000 What's happening?

00:13:53.000 And they sit her on a pedestal and brush out her dreads and give her a microphone and a Michael Kors dress.

00:13:58.000 And she's just like, hi, I just think Kraken sunk.

00:14:01.000 And they're like, that's great.

00:14:02.000 Keep with that.

00:14:03.000 Keep going with that.

00:14:04.000 Okay, burn them all.

00:14:06.000 What now?

00:14:08.000 And then inevitably, what happens is they start going, yeah, she's a little more nuts than we thought. 1.00

00:14:13.000 Actually, I heard this happen with Rosa Parks. 0.95

00:14:16.000 I heard there was a woman before Rosa Parks who was arrested for being on the back of the bus. 0.99

00:14:21.000 And they go, perfect, let's make you the head of this movement.

00:14:24.000 And she's like, good, because these motherfuckers need to die. 1.00

00:14:27.000 I'm sick of these white cracker bastards fucking around. 1.00

00:14:30.000 And they go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:14:33.000 That's a little too harsh.

00:14:35.000 And then they go, yeah, actually, we're not using you anymore.

00:14:37.000 And they shoot her away.

00:14:38.000 And then they go, Rosa Parks, who's much more sophisticated. 0.98

00:14:42.000 I have a theory, by the way, that Rosa Parks might just be an Indian and not really black at all. 0.99

00:14:47.000 Yeah, she doesn't look very black, this Rosa. 0.99

00:14:49.000 No, and nor do her parents.

00:14:50.000 And you know how when black women straighten their hair, there's a little kink here? 1.00

00:14:54.000 There's no kink for her. 0.97

00:14:56.000 She's an Octoroon, right? 0.98

00:14:57.000 I don't know what she is.

00:14:58.000 I think she might be a Cherokee or something. 0.93

00:15:00.000 That could be an Indian, no problem.

00:15:03.000 Don't you think?

00:15:04.000 Yeah.

00:15:05.000 I'm seeing it.

00:15:07.000 I know a lot of Indians.

00:15:10.000 And they look like that.

00:15:11.000 Anyway.

00:15:11.000 That's kind of Spanish there, too.

00:15:13.000 Yeah, a bit of Spanish.

00:15:14.000 So, oh, do I have the New York Post thing?

00:15:18.000 Yep.

00:15:18.000 Wait, are these old notes?

00:15:19.000 Bam.

00:15:20.000 I think I printed these out too soon.

00:15:22.000 Oh, snap. 0.99

00:15:22.000 New York Post removes story about E. Gene Carroll's sex assault claim against Trump. 0.99

00:15:29.000 Now, the subtext of a lot of these articles is that the New York Post loves Trump and didn't want him embarrassed.

00:15:34.000 But no.

00:15:35.000 What happened was everyone is realizing this person is a nut bar.

00:15:41.000 A nut bar.

00:15:44.000 And I've got some receipts.

00:15:48.000 Trump's, by the way, his reaction is, I've never met this person in my life.

00:15:51.000 She's trying to sell a new book. 0.91

00:15:52.000 That should indicate her motivation.

00:15:54.000 It should be sold in the fiction section.

00:15:56.000 So first, let's check her on Anderson Cooper.

00:15:58.000 And I love, by the way, I love the left playing dirty pool.

00:16:02.000 And this sort of happened with the transnies. 0.73

00:16:04.000 They said, all right, trans, you're our heroes now.

00:16:07.000 Stand in front of us.

00:16:08.000 We gave up on blacks because they're against gay marriage. 1.00

00:16:10.000 Now you're our new pet.

00:16:11.000 And then the trans started going, hello. 0.99

00:16:13.000 And they went, get her out of here. 0.98

00:16:16.000 So watching this happen, watching the left go, this isn't helping my agenda.

00:16:20.000 It's a real treasure to watch.

00:16:22.000 Look at this body language, too.

00:16:24.000 Yeah, look at him recoil.

00:16:25.000 I did not know you were nuts.

00:16:27.000 This is not going to work out.

00:16:28.000 You're actually bad for us.

00:16:29.000 And you're getting Trump re-elected, which is not what we were going for.

00:16:34.000 I was not thrown on the ground.

00:16:36.000 You don't feel like a victim.

00:16:38.000 I was not thrown on the ground and ravished.

00:16:40.000 Which, the word rape carries so many sexual connotations.

00:16:45.000 This was not sexual.

00:16:48.000 It just, it hurt.

00:16:49.000 It just, it just, I think most people think of rape as a, I mean, it is a violent assault.

00:16:56.000 It is not.

00:16:57.000 I think most people think of rape as being sexy.

00:17:00.000 Let's take a short break.

00:17:02.000 Think of the fantasies.

00:17:04.000 You know how I want to take a quick break.

00:17:06.000 If you can stick around, we'll talk more on the other side.

00:17:08.000 You're fascinating to talk to.

00:17:11.000 Oh, great.

00:17:12.000 Is that Jane Lynch?

00:17:15.000 I swear it does look like Jane Lynch.

00:17:16.000 I heard Judd Appetal go, cut, perfect.

00:17:20.000 I think people think of rape as sexy. 0.90

00:17:23.000 You'll notice on Halloween, they'll have like a sexy fireman and a sexy Ghostbuster and a sexy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and a sexy rape. 0.96

00:17:31.000 Which, if you notice, it's just a rapist.

00:17:34.000 The sexy is already built in.

00:17:35.000 It's redundant.

00:17:36.000 Rare.

00:17:37.000 Rape.

00:17:40.000 What a loser.

00:17:41.000 Yes, she does look like Jane Lynch.

00:17:43.000 But then people start asking her about the dress.

00:17:46.000 It worked with Monica Lewinsky. 0.99

00:17:48.000 Let's have our own dress. 0.94

00:17:49.000 This is great because we'll indict Trump.

00:17:52.000 And then at the same time, we will eradicate the stigma that Bill Clinton has with dress.

00:17:58.000 Now all the presidents have a dress.

00:18:00.000 Win, win.

00:18:02.000 There's only one risk.

00:18:03.000 What if we're using a nut bar?

00:18:09.000 You have said that the dress, the coat dress that you were wearing, and we have a picture of it because you're on the front page of New York Magazine, this is exactly the outfit that you were wearing the day that you say the attack happened.

00:18:21.000 You have kept that dress.

00:18:23.000 You've never worn it again, you say.

00:18:25.000 Have you ever dry cleaned it?

00:18:27.000 No.

00:18:28.000 The thing is, we all have dresses.

00:18:30.000 You just hang them in the closet.

00:18:31.000 Something bad.

00:18:32.000 You didn't have a good time wearing it.

00:18:34.000 And you never had to drink it.

00:18:34.000 Haven't you moved like six times?

00:18:35.000 This is a bad luck dress.

00:18:37.000 I never felt like putting it on again.

00:18:39.000 I did not turn it into a talisman.

00:18:41.000 I didn't wrap it in plastic.

00:18:42.000 I didn't think.

00:18:43.000 I just didn't put it on again.

00:18:45.000 I guess my question is, is there any details?

00:18:49.000 Just pods.

00:18:49.000 Yeah, just pods.

00:18:50.000 I do not.

00:18:50.000 I have no idea.

00:18:52.000 Sometimes, just like a clock is right twice a day, sometimes you say something that's actually valid.

00:18:56.000 Turn it into a talisman?

00:19:03.000 So you have like a little, you know, like the thing where you have you and your twin or whatever, or your two kids.

00:19:09.000 Oh, yeah.

00:19:10.000 A little heart locket.

00:19:11.000 A little heart locket.

00:19:12.000 So you have some sort of a medallion and you cut a piece of the dress and you stick it in there.

00:19:17.000 I don't know if you freeze it in amber, but you have some sort of medallion.

00:19:21.000 You wear it around your neck, right?

00:19:23.000 And people go, that's nice.

00:19:24.000 What is that?

00:19:24.000 Looks like a piece of cloth.

00:19:26.000 Yeah, it's from when I was raped by Donald Trump.

00:19:28.000 Goodbye.

00:19:29.000 Oh, I have to purel my hands now.

00:19:33.000 I touched your rape talisman. 0.91

00:19:35.000 Your sexy rape talisman, by the way. 1.00

00:19:38.000 Well, technically, you didn't touch it.

00:19:40.000 It was in petrified wood.

00:19:41.000 Yes.

00:19:42.000 So we're fine.

00:19:42.000 As most talismans are.

00:19:44.000 Petrified wood?

00:19:45.000 Yeah.

00:19:46.000 How do you get the dress into the petrified wood?

00:19:48.000 Ask her, man.

00:19:48.000 I don't know.

00:19:49.000 I don't make talismans.

00:19:50.000 I'm petrified of your IQ.

00:19:53.000 Ejaculated. 0.87

00:19:54.000 have no idea.

00:19:55.000 I guess the reason I'm asking is because...

00:20:07.000 And then he may have ejaculated.

00:20:10.000 A dog doesn't even do that.

00:20:11.000 A dog jumps on someone.

00:20:12.000 It's going, and you go, get off.

00:20:15.000 It doesn't have time to ejaculate. 0.93

00:20:17.000 So this animal she's talking about, this animal is sub-dog.

00:20:22.000 He's just like, it's like the Sasquatch that raped that guy on the other episode.

00:20:33.000 Should we still go with that?

00:20:34.000 Yeah, keep going.

00:20:35.000 Because the mayor of New York City, Mayor Bill de Blasio, who of course is running against President Trump, has said that if you were to bring a case forward, he will pursue it.

00:20:45.000 He will have the New York City Police Department pursue it.

00:20:48.000 So do you want to pursue this?

00:20:50.000 It is the greatest police department in the world.

00:20:53.000 The detectives are great in New York.

00:20:55.000 The thing is, it's past the time.

00:20:58.000 It's not experts.

00:21:00.000 I've been talking to experts, and they say that we passed limitations.

00:21:06.000 Yes, there was a statute of limitations in place at the time that this happened in late 1995 or 96.

00:21:10.000 That has since changed.

00:21:11.000 And Mayor de Blasio, when he heard your story, said that he would pursue on your behalf an investigation.

00:21:18.000 And so you have the dress that you are wearing.

00:21:21.000 You don't, I'm sure, still have the tights.

00:21:23.000 But would you consider doing that?

00:21:24.000 I consider it, but the experts are telling me that Yeah.

00:21:30.000 Well, they've written to me.

00:21:33.000 I've never consulted a lawyer in my life.

00:21:35.000 It's not something I would do.

00:21:36.000 They have emailed me to tell me that, you know, it just.

00:21:41.000 That is the crux of this whole thing.

00:21:43.000 They have emailed to tell me.

00:21:44.000 So some lunatic who has a garbage book out, one of her many shit books, indicates that Donald Trump jumped on her and humped her like a St. Bernard. 1.00

00:21:55.000 And she goes, I'll just say that.

00:21:56.000 That might be good for the book.

00:21:57.000 Maybe he did something.

00:21:58.000 Maybe he's like, you look fantastic and hit her ass or something, as was almost acceptable in 1995, especially when you run the city.

00:22:07.000 And she goes, I'll use that event.

00:22:09.000 I'll drum it up a bit and see how it goes.

00:22:11.000 And then she gets inundated with calls and emails.

00:22:14.000 And they go, okay, how are we going to do this?

00:22:16.000 It's not looking good for a rape charge.

00:22:17.000 I don't think we'll be able to do that.

00:22:19.000 So don't say you're going to try.

00:22:20.000 And they're probably just filling her head with all this stuff.

00:22:22.000 And she's like, wow, this really exploded?

00:22:26.000 Holy Toledo.

00:22:30.000 This is her when she was younger.

00:22:35.000 Yeah, not my cup of tea, but definitely attractive.

00:22:38.000 Undeniably attractive.

00:22:39.000 What would you say that is?

00:22:41.000 Oh, I don't know.

00:22:42.000 Oh, that's old now.

00:22:44.000 Yeah, that is old.

00:22:45.000 But at her peak, I'd say she was a solid, definitely over an eight. 1.00

00:22:48.000 Wow.

00:22:49.000 At her peak.

00:22:51.000 Well, that's her right there. 1.00

00:22:52.000 She's in her 40s there, dude. 0.98

00:22:54.000 She was a cheerleader. 0.99

00:22:55.000 Oh.

00:22:56.000 Oh, there she is.

00:22:59.000 She looks kind of silly there.

00:23:02.000 Well, yeah, cheerleaders look silly. 1.00

00:23:03.000 Isn't that kind of the point?

00:23:04.000 I suppose.

00:23:05.000 But we have more.

00:23:07.000 Because we had this footage of this woman that the DNC.

00:23:09.000 And guys, show some trepidation.

00:23:11.000 By the way, we're guilty of this too.

00:23:12.000 We're going to talk to a Nazi that we referenced in yesterday's show, and it'll show you that we sort of jumped the gun a little bit too, but not like this, not cover of New York magazine levels.

00:23:25.000 They just threw her on the cover.

00:23:27.000 And New York Magazine is ultimately run by gays. 0.99

00:23:29.000 So it's just gay drama queens going, get her on the cover. 1.00

00:23:32.000 This is a scoop of the century, girls.

00:23:37.000 Would you consider bringing a rape charge against Donald Trump for this?

00:23:42.000 It's too sexy.

00:23:42.000 Why not?

00:23:43.000 I would find it disrespectful to the women who are down on the border who are being raped around the clock down there without any protection.

00:23:51.000 Just pause.

00:23:52.000 Just pause.

00:23:53.000 That's true.

00:23:54.000 Women who cross the border are getting raped to the tune of 80% by Mexicans. 0.62

00:24:00.000 Right.

00:24:00.000 The border guards, the implication there is that the border guards are raping them at detention centers and raping them on the border.

00:24:06.000 Just rape it, rape, rape, rape. 1.00

00:24:07.000 Without protection.

00:24:08.000 No.

00:24:08.000 And is it our job to go to Mexico and protect these people on Mexican soil and make sure they don't get raped?

00:24:15.000 What are we, the world rape police now?

00:24:17.000 Sorry, we have to draw the line somewhere.

00:24:19.000 And I think a great place to draw a line, despite what the DNC wants you to believe, is at a border.

00:24:24.000 That seems like a good place to draw a line.

00:24:27.000 At a line.

00:24:29.000 Isn't it weird that somebody who's being raped would think it's disrespectful that you would pursue your rape charge?

00:24:35.000 Ladies, pursue all rape charges. 1.00

00:24:35.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:24:38.000 If you're raped, don't worry about the context.

00:24:39.000 Don't worry about how it may look on the global stage.

00:24:43.000 If you are rape, call the police.

00:24:45.000 If you were shot, if you were stabbed, call the police.

00:24:48.000 Don't worry about how it looks to Guatemalans. 0.59

00:24:51.000 She's got a drunk uncle demeanor.

00:24:53.000 Charge against Donald Trump for this?

00:24:55.000 Why not?

00:24:56.000 I would find it disrespectful to the women who are down on the border when you're being raped around the clock. 1.00

00:25:03.000 She talks like a drunk driver who's been caught and is saying, I had two beers and I was at my niece's recital and I am heading home now feeling perfectly good.

00:25:17.000 And I would not, the reason I'm not going to do a breathalyzer is because I think it would be disrespectful to people who can't breathe. 1.00

00:25:25.000 To people who are suffocating right now around the world, by the way.

00:25:28.000 I'd be wasting my breath to prove you?

00:25:31.000 There's too much CO2 in the atmosphere, and I believe breathing out would add to that, and that'd be bad for the environment.

00:25:38.000 So I'm holding my breath for the duration of our conversation.

00:25:41.000 I hope you don't mind.

00:25:44.000 Go ahead.

00:25:45.000 Out on the border who are being raped around the clock down there without any protection.

00:25:50.000 They're young women. 0.50

00:25:51.000 They've, you know, tried to come into the as you know, they're there by the way.

00:25:56.000 She said that with the subtlety of like a New Jersey plumber.

00:25:59.000 They're just down there Getting raped around the clock, fucking raped and raped and raped. 1.00

00:26:03.000 You know, I thought it would be funny if she's this much of a loose cannon where she's like, they're just getting raped around the clock. 1.00

00:26:10.000 Well, it's sexy, though.

00:26:11.000 Oh, that's true.

00:26:13.000 Is that it for that one?

00:26:14.000 Does she say anything else good?

00:26:14.000 Because we have more, believe it or not.

00:26:17.000 Women have very little protection. 1.00

00:26:18.000 That's the problem being a blabber mouth for a quarter century.

00:26:20.000 There's a lot of fodder.

00:26:22.000 Yeah, she's fodderful. 1.00

00:26:23.000 I'm a mature woman.

00:26:25.000 I can handle it.

00:26:26.000 I can keep going.

00:26:27.000 You know, my life has gone on.

00:26:29.000 I'm a happy woman.

00:26:30.000 But for the women down there, and for the women, actually, around the world, you know, in every culture this is going on. 0.72

00:26:38.000 In Peru?

00:26:38.000 No matter how high in society or low in society, it just seems disrespectful that I would bring a...

00:26:48.000 That's Mark Dice adding the cuckoo clock.

00:26:53.000 So she was an alcalmist, and she was on Charlie Rose with some guy named Jimmy.

00:26:59.000 And they were talking about, again, how sexy rape is.

00:27:03.000 Screwing twisted things women do to prove that we love you. 1.00

00:27:07.000 Like what?

00:27:08.000 Bikini wax.

00:27:09.000 Yeah, but there's a lot of rules.

00:27:10.000 You can't walk out of the cave of the club and drag a woman back to the water. 0.98

00:27:13.000 But Jimmy, women love that. 1.00

00:27:15.000 Or near equality has made it a lot.

00:27:17.000 Just pause.

00:27:18.000 You know what she's saying?

00:27:19.000 So he's saying, you know, you can't, it's whatever it is, 1980.

00:27:24.000 You can't just get out of your cave with your club and club a woman and then drag her back to your cave. 0.67

00:27:30.000 And then she says, but Jimmy, we love that.

00:27:33.000 We love being bonked on the head with a giant club like Captain Caveman.

00:27:38.000 And then the last thing I just looked on her Wikipedia.

00:27:42.000 Here's true insanity in a nutshell, and it's a danger with feminism. 1.00

00:27:45.000 When she worked at Playboy, she told her editors that modern women run around complaining that they want a primitive man, back to the cave thing. 1.00

00:27:55.000 So I thought it would be fun to come to New Guinea and find a real one.

00:28:00.000 Papua New Guinea, where they have these untouched tribes of people who are often cannibals and who do things like bungee jump onto the ground. 0.98

00:28:12.000 In New Guinea, the Aboriginal tribes will bungee jump, but they don't have bridges, so they just hit the ground fairly hard.

00:28:18.000 Maybe you can find that.

00:28:21.000 Carol hiked into the Star Mountains with an at Balmen tracker and Telfomen warrior.

00:28:30.000 She became the first white woman to walk from Telfomen to Moonbill in the former West Irian Jaya and nearly died.

00:28:41.000 That's your source, folks.

00:28:45.000 You got it.

00:28:45.000 There she is.

00:28:46.000 Bonk.

00:28:47.000 Oops.

00:28:48.000 Oops.

00:28:50.000 Whew, that's very painful.

00:28:52.000 How long ago were we doing stuff like that?

00:28:54.000 250,000 years?

00:28:56.000 Jumping off a bamboo thing and smashing our heads on the ground?

00:29:00.000 It's a show of your manhood, too, to hit the ground.

00:29:03.000 Really, really hard.

00:29:04.000 Six Flags Wakanda.

00:29:11.000 All right.

00:29:11.000 In other news.

00:29:13.000 Oh, God, there's so much we got to get to today.

00:29:16.000 Remember the girls we were talking about?

00:29:18.000 I have an eating disorder mentally when it comes to remembering their names.

00:29:22.000 It's Beatrice Grant and Alice Grant.

00:29:25.000 Yes.

00:29:25.000 So we were talking about how hot they are and how cool it is that they love Brexit and how they personify what young women can be.

00:29:25.000 Yes.

00:29:33.000 But there's rumors, and we had them for the show, and then now they're gone, vanished.

00:29:40.000 You should be showing pictures when I'm talking about people, by the way.

00:29:44.000 Just go to the picture of her.

00:29:45.000 Scroll down.

00:29:46.000 This is on-the-site learning.

00:29:48.000 Keeps going down to her little boots. 1.00

00:29:51.000 She's showing her buttocks there. 1.00

00:29:52.000 That's her young post-pubescent sister, Beatrice.

00:29:58.000 And they said yes to coming on the show, but I said, you're underage.

00:30:01.000 Can you get an email from your dad?

00:30:02.000 And then all of a sudden, I can't be on the show.

00:30:05.000 And this is around the time that we see, this is not a reliable source.

00:30:09.000 This is just a message board.

00:30:12.000 But they say they've hired at least four or five brand ambassadors.

00:30:15.000 He's talking about the Brexit party from an agency, Bomber UK Limited, also hire brand ambassadors from various agencies from time to time for various marketing promotions and the like.

00:30:25.000 So what they're saying is that these girls were just hired guns. 0.67

00:30:30.000 They were brand ambassadors to make Brexit look good.

00:30:34.000 Now, on the one hand, part of me goes, good, they're playing Dirty Pool.

00:30:38.000 Let's play Dirty Pool.

00:30:39.000 The girls are models now. 0.87

00:30:40.000 Let's have some models on our side. 1.00

00:30:42.000 They hire people to go to protests who don't even know what the protest is.

00:30:46.000 But then on the other hand, I go, no, we're about truth.

00:30:50.000 We don't hire people from brand management companies to make Brexit look good.

00:30:55.000 Brexit looks good because it is good. 0.96

00:30:57.000 We don't need to lie.

00:31:00.000 At the end of the day, we don't need to lie and we always err on the side of truth.

00:31:05.000 That's who we are.

00:31:06.000 I know it's tempting to cheat when they cheat so much, but it's not who we are.

00:31:10.000 Which brings us to another mistake we had.

00:31:12.000 That's an alleged mistake.

00:31:13.000 This is a real mistake.

00:31:15.000 Yesterday, we were talking about Joey Saladin.

00:31:20.000 Oh, we didn't know it was Joey Saladin.

00:31:21.000 So I had a picture of me and Tucker and Stephen Campbell, I believe it was.

00:31:25.000 And it was pictures that are posters that are all over DC right now called Block the Alt-Right and about all these evil Nazis.

00:31:33.000 And there was a picture of a guy with swastika on his arm.

00:31:36.000 And I said, you see, they have these Nazis, actual Nazis, that they put next to us to make us look like Nazis.

00:31:44.000 And then we get a message from a viewer that goes, hey, dumbass, that's Joey Salads.

00:31:49.000 And I'm well versed in the video they're talking about.

00:31:52.000 What are you doing?

00:31:54.000 Go to a cut shot.

00:31:56.000 Go to the DC shot.

00:31:57.000 The DC posters that I'm talking about right now?

00:32:04.000 It's in the notes, dude.

00:32:06.000 Joey Salads.

00:32:07.000 Nazi Wasn't Nazi. 0.69

00:32:08.000 It's the second one.

00:32:11.000 I told you to have all these up.

00:32:15.000 I guess you're too busy listening to the Jonas brothers.

00:32:19.000 Where is it?

00:32:21.000 Finally.

00:32:21.000 There we go.

00:32:23.000 That's what I've been talking about for the past five minutes.

00:32:25.000 So you see, there's me on the far right, on the far right.

00:32:29.000 Then there's Roger Stone.

00:32:30.000 Then there's a Nazi, then there's Tucker Carlson.

00:32:32.000 That Nazi isn't a Nazi.

00:32:34.000 That's the guy running for Congress in Staten Island and our friend who's been on the show many times, Joey Salads, good buddy, a guy that I'm going to be working with.

00:32:44.000 Show the video they're talking about.

00:32:45.000 What he did was when he was wearing a swastika, he was going to a Trump rally and saying, all right, Trump supporters are Nazis.

00:32:55.000 Then I guess if I wear a swastika at a Trump rally, people go, hey, man, high five. 0.60

00:33:00.000 And I've always said that, too.

00:33:01.000 If white supremacy is so accepted in conservative society, then why, when you say you're a white nationalist or accused even of it, people go, get the hell away from me.

00:33:11.000 Play some of that audio.

00:33:16.000 CNN told me we are.

00:33:17.000 Why are you watching CNN?

00:33:19.000 To the mainstream media.

00:33:20.000 I thought we were all Nazis, so shouldn't we all salute?

00:33:22.000 No, no.

00:33:23.000 He's not.

00:33:23.000 No?

00:33:24.000 I thought he was Hitler, so I thought it was only fitting. 1.00

00:33:28.000 Oh, all right, wow.

00:33:29.000 That's depressing.

00:33:31.000 Hail to the Nazis today?

00:33:33.000 By the way, Nazis don't wear cargo shirts.

00:33:35.000 This is a Trump rally, right?

00:33:37.000 No?

00:33:39.000 Well, what about the liberals?

00:33:40.000 They said we're all Nazis for supporting Trump.

00:33:43.000 So why aren't we hailing Hitler right now? 0.80

00:33:47.000 All right, you get Hazard.

00:33:49.000 He's very unpopular at this particular rally because they're not Nazis.

00:33:54.000 And people are using that against Joey Seltz.

00:33:57.000 Even people who know it was a joke and it was an important...

00:34:02.000 That's an important prank with a message.

00:34:04.000 As Orwell said within every joke, it's a tiny revolution.

00:34:07.000 There's a tiny revolution in that joke.

00:34:09.000 But people are saying, okay, so what if it's a joke?

00:34:11.000 You never wear a swastika ever.

00:34:13.000 Really?

00:34:13.000 Not even to mock swastikas?

00:34:15.000 To moctikas? 0.92

00:34:17.000 Anyway, can we get Joey Salads on?

00:34:20.000 Yes, we can.

00:34:21.000 Oh, wait a minute.

00:34:22.000 Wait a minute.

00:34:22.000 Before he gets on, let's talk about people using that joke to pillory him and prevent him from running for Congress because they don't care about the truth.

00:34:31.000 White supremist.

00:34:34.000 Wait a minute.

00:34:35.000 Wait a minute.

00:34:36.000 That guy's verified?

00:34:37.000 Yeah.

00:34:38.000 Who is he?

00:34:39.000 Jerry Saltz.

00:34:40.000 That's the New York Times, dude.

00:34:42.000 You guys don't know how to spell supremacist?

00:34:45.000 Or is that a joke?

00:34:46.000 Is it supremist?

00:34:47.000 Even that isn't correct.

00:34:50.000 Look up Jerry Salt's.

00:34:52.000 Because I've seen people mispronounce white supremacist and call it white supremist, but they're usually making fun of the less obsession with making everything racist.

00:35:05.000 Oh, he's an old cod.

00:35:07.000 What a clown.

00:35:08.000 Click on him.

00:35:09.000 Whoa, ew.

00:35:10.000 Why are you going ew and not showing people?

00:35:13.000 Oh.

00:35:14.000 God, you're retarded. 1.00

00:35:16.000 We're sitting here listening to you look at the internet.

00:35:19.000 Oh, ew.

00:35:20.000 So, I think this dumbass...

00:35:27.000 I don't think he knows how to spell supremacist.

00:35:31.000 What a boob. 1.00

00:35:32.000 What a useless boob. 1.00

00:35:33.000 Hey, New York Times, this is why we laugh in your face.

00:35:36.000 Okay, go to the next one.

00:35:38.000 I mean, go back to the examples of people taking falling for the same Nazi trap that we fell into.

00:35:44.000 This kind of prank social experiment is fueling the partisan split.

00:35:48.000 Joey did this as a prank.

00:35:50.000 He's saying, and he's responding to Tim Poole.

00:35:53.000 And Krakow.

00:35:54.000 Yeah, and Tim Poole came to his defense.

00:35:56.000 Yep.

00:35:57.000 Who else?

00:35:58.000 Joey's not a Nazi.

00:35:59.000 He's doing undercover video.

00:36:01.000 Context.

00:36:02.000 His fans have to tell people what's what.

00:36:05.000 Nazi at Trump rally, social experiment.

00:36:08.000 All right, let's go to a bumper and get to our J-Dog.

00:36:12.000 J-Dog.

00:36:18.000 Joey, are you there, sir?

00:36:21.000 Yes, I'm here.

00:36:22.000 So I fell for an Antifa trick yesterday.

00:36:26.000 Not good.

00:36:29.000 Isn't it amazing how it's the DNC, too?

00:36:33.000 They're all playing this level of dirty pool that's so disingenuous.

00:36:40.000 I'll be honest, when I saw those photos, I was pretty honored to be up there with you.

00:36:46.000 Well, you're blurry, you see.

00:36:48.000 And I've seen this before.

00:36:51.000 I've seen other people fall for it.

00:36:52.000 And not just a blurry photo where you see a swastika and you can barely make out the silhouette.

00:36:57.000 But I've seen people say, known neo-Nazi Joey salads.

00:37:03.000 Yeah, the crazy thing is that photo is being used like crazy, especially now that I'm running for Congress in New York.

00:37:11.000 They're constantly promoting it, retweeting it, sharing it out.

00:37:14.000 Whenever I have a popular tweet, whenever I tweet to another Congressperson, they'll share that photo calling me a Nazi.

00:37:21.000 Very popular Twitter accounts, even celebrities have been tweeting that out.

00:37:26.000 Even I think this guy, Jerry Saltz, apparently he's a respected New York Times art critic or something like that.

00:37:33.000 Apparently he's really big in like the Ivory Tower liberal community.

00:37:37.000 And not one, not a single one issued a correction on that photo or even issued any context to the photo.

00:37:45.000 Well, I think it's because they don't care about the truth.

00:37:47.000 I think the left has given up on the truth a long time ago, and now it's about winning at any cost.

00:37:54.000 They'll Photoshop a swastika on someone at this point.

00:37:58.000 Exactly.

00:37:58.000 That's what a lot of my followers say.

00:38:01.000 Half of them that don't know the context is saying that's probably Photoshopped.

00:38:04.000 The ones that do know the context, they're going around just correcting everybody that falls lately, promotes that photo.

00:38:11.000 And I should have been more dubious, but like, when was the last time you saw a Nazi wearing a swastika, dressed in that kind of regalia?

00:38:20.000 I mean, I remember there was some kid who named, some guy who named his kid Adolph.

00:38:25.000 That was like five or six years ago, and the guy was clearly mentally ill.

00:38:28.000 When was the last time you saw an actual Nazi?

00:38:32.000 I don't think I ever saw one.

00:38:34.000 I remember there was some guy that was punched at a rally, and he had on these big, fat, wide red suspenders, which skinheads don't wear, and he had, I think, three, two or three gigantic swastikas stenciled to his t-shirt with these big sideburns.

00:38:49.000 And you think, that guy's a fake, too.

00:38:51.000 It's almost like the left wants there to be Nazis so they can justify this lunacy.

00:38:57.000 Yeah, they're trying to take a photo like me out Of context, obviously, and then they're trying to obviously equate that to you in order to discredit you.

00:39:05.000 And that's pretty much their playbook that they've been doing since Trump came into office.

00:39:11.000 But I think the general public doesn't fall for that anymore.

00:39:14.000 And I think they're doing more harm than good to their cause and constantly promoting their fake agenda.

00:39:21.000 Yeah, I think in the end, it's going to take Middle America to the right. 0.99

00:39:26.000 And they'll say, you know what, I don't want to deal with Cortez and Ilhan Omar and all you freaks because you're going to ruin the country.

00:39:33.000 What are your odds looking like for Congress?

00:39:36.000 There are no polling.

00:39:38.000 There's no polling done yet.

00:39:39.000 But just going around town, everybody is just, I'm so glad you're running.

00:39:44.000 I hate this guy, Max Rose.

00:39:45.000 I hate the Republican, Nicole Maliatakis. 1.00

00:39:48.000 I'm so glad I have another option.

00:39:50.000 And I'm a hometown hero in Staten Island.

00:39:52.000 Everywhere I go, fans come flooding over to me.

00:39:55.000 I get them to sign my petitions, whatever they need to sign.

00:39:59.000 And that's my campaigning.

00:40:00.000 I just walk out of my house and people start coming to me.

00:40:03.000 So I honestly think my odds are pretty good.

00:40:07.000 Yeah, it's funny that they banish us from mainstream media.

00:40:10.000 They won't give us a fair chance.

00:40:12.000 They put weird photos out of context.

00:40:14.000 So then we're sort of driven to the outskirts of social media.

00:40:17.000 Then we use YouTube and Trump, too, uses Twitter.

00:40:20.000 And then they go, okay, we don't want you on that anymore.

00:40:23.000 It's too effective.

00:40:24.000 And you've got, what, like a billion views a year?

00:40:26.000 You've still got a hell of a platform.

00:40:30.000 Yeah, my platform is pretty big, mainly because I mix it up perfectly with comedy and politics.

00:40:35.000 I try to shoe into politics little by little here.

00:40:37.000 And I also make separate political pages.

00:40:41.000 So I try to keep everything within the rule book as much as possible.

00:40:44.000 So this way I don't give them any reasons to ban me or delete me.

00:40:47.000 I have seen them go after tweets from 2012.

00:40:51.000 And I got a couple suspensions from tweets from nearly a decade ago.

00:40:57.000 That's amazing.

00:40:58.000 You know, you don't strike me as your typical conservative.

00:41:02.000 You seem more like this on the, you are to the right, what Dave Rubin is to the left.

00:41:06.000 Like, you just seem like a normal guy who wants to have open discussions.

00:41:10.000 But in this day and age, that's considered far right.

00:41:15.000 Yeah, that's what happened when I went to the counter protests that were AOC, Elon Omar, Max Rose supporters.

00:41:22.000 I went there.

00:41:23.000 I literally, because my girlfriend, she is in the middle, more in the middle.

00:41:27.000 She's more right-leaning now just from me taking her to these things.

00:41:30.000 And we went over.

00:41:31.000 I just wanted to understand their side.

00:41:34.000 I'm like, hey, can you just explain your sign to me?

00:41:34.000 I went over there.

00:41:37.000 All hell broke loose.

00:41:39.000 They ended up shoving and pushing my girlfriend away because she was recording with the camera. 1.00

00:41:43.000 I got in the guy's face, threatening to knock him out.

00:41:46.000 And we left.

00:41:49.000 Oh, that was the APAC.

00:41:53.000 Yeah.

00:41:54.000 And afterwards, my girlfriend was like, hey, I came here.

00:41:56.000 I just wanted to know what they're talking about.

00:41:58.000 I want to understand them.

00:41:59.000 And she said, she was pretty left-wing, and she pretty much got red-pilled just by me taking her to these protests and these rallies.

00:42:07.000 And she just sees how the left acts.

00:42:10.000 And she's saying to herself, these people are clearly mentally ill.

00:42:14.000 They're clearly crazy.

00:42:15.000 And she does not want to be associated with that.

00:42:17.000 So she pretty much got red-pilled because of the left. 0.56

00:42:20.000 Yeah, you know, you're perfect to have on the show because you personify the radical left's agenda, which is anyone who wants an open discussion is a far-right lunatic.

00:42:31.000 And I'm totally sane as I scream and attack people and censor discussions.

00:42:37.000 Joey, thanks for coming on the show.

00:42:38.000 It's great having you.

00:42:39.000 And I apologize for falling for their stupid trap yesterday.

00:42:43.000 It's all good.

00:42:44.000 Thanks for having me.

00:42:45.000 tears You have the girlfriend getting attacked?

00:42:55.000 I do.

00:42:56.000 I do.

00:42:57.000 That is something that I have.

00:43:00.000 I would like to have a comically East Indian co-star. 0.60

00:43:04.000 Me too.

00:43:05.000 Like Jimmy Kimmel gets the Mexican guy. 0.98

00:43:06.000 I want a guy going, I agree, buddy.

00:43:09.000 You are my buddy.

00:43:11.000 What are you doing?

00:43:12.000 Get off my lawn, buddy.

00:43:14.000 And he's wearing a silly outfit.

00:43:17.000 And he sits cross-legged like a swami on a pile of boxes.

00:43:20.000 And it's not for adding your platform, so you can Beta males love strikes. 0.94

00:43:28.000 Yeah.

00:43:30.000 I guess because they shop at Urban Outfitters.

00:43:32.000 Just pause.

00:43:37.000 They also love to say, just go, just go.

00:43:40.000 And Joey Salads is there.

00:43:42.000 It's at an APAC event, which is the American Israeli something politicians for Congress.

00:43:48.000 And they are protesting APAC.

00:43:50.000 That's a pro-Muslim group who are all, a lot of Jews seem to be there protesting Israel.

00:43:56.000 Okay.

00:43:57.000 And Joey just wanted to talk to them.

00:43:58.000 And they're like, go, go.

00:43:59.000 And then they start, his girlfriend was filming it and they start manhandling his girl.

00:44:03.000 That's when Joey flips out because you don't do that to Italians, especially Italian New Yorkers.

00:44:08.000 But he touches my girl.

00:44:09.000 You know what?

00:44:10.000 I wig out a little bit.

00:44:11.000 I'm not going to lie.

00:44:12.000 When you touch my girl.

00:44:14.000 And anti-Muslim hate.

00:44:16.000 24-68.

00:44:18.000 And anti-Muslim hate.

00:44:20.000 2468.

00:44:21.000 And anti-Muslim don't want to have.

00:44:24.000 I don't know why they came on.

00:44:27.000 I am on the chanting.

00:44:28.000 Anti-Muslim hate.

00:44:30.000 24-6.

00:44:32.000 2468.

00:44:33.000 This chanting is so juvenile.

00:44:35.000 I'm not on your side because I'm here to go, you guys.

00:44:38.000 Okay, here we go.

00:44:39.000 You guys just need to go.

00:44:41.000 Go.

00:44:41.000 Just go.

00:44:41.000 This is the problem with the left.

00:44:43.000 They don't want to have conversations.

00:44:45.000 Perfect.

00:44:46.000 They want to yell at you.

00:44:47.000 Anti-Muslim hate.

00:44:48.000 Yellow at you. 0.95

00:44:50.000 I just want to chant anti-Muslim hate. 0.99

00:44:53.000 There we go.

00:44:54.000 Don't do that.

00:44:55.000 It's my girl for him.

00:44:56.000 You can't fuck you up.

00:44:57.000 Hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:44:59.000 Hey, hey, hey.

00:45:01.000 Anti-Muslim hate.

00:45:03.000 She's pretty hot, too. 1.00

00:45:04.000 Italians always do well with chicks. 1.00

00:45:06.000 I guess because they're always tanning and working out and doing laundry.

00:45:11.000 They're cavemen, basically.

00:45:13.000 Women love that. 1.00

00:45:14.000 They love cavemen.

00:45:15.000 Women, that's sexy rape. 1.00

00:45:19.000 Okay, that's enough of that.

00:45:20.000 Do you have the skinhead I was talking about?

00:45:24.000 He's wearing a t-shirt.

00:45:26.000 Oh, he's getting punched.

00:45:28.000 Yes.

00:45:30.000 There is something really fishy going on.

00:45:33.000 Journalists let us down.

00:45:35.000 Investigative journalists let us down by not pursuing this guy.

00:45:41.000 Wait, is that a mic?

00:45:42.000 Oh no, it's his headphones.

00:45:46.000 Skinheads don't wear big wide red suspenders.

00:45:49.000 Those are from a hardware store.

00:45:51.000 Those are what plumbers wear. 0.53

00:45:52.000 They wear skinny red suspenders.

00:45:54.000 Also, a shirt with one, two, three, four swastikas like that, I guarantee you, you will never see anyone wearing that ever again.

00:46:04.000 This is some dude, this is my theory.

00:46:07.000 This is some dude who got paid 500 bucks to go to a rally dressed like that and get beat up.

00:46:14.000 I guarantee it.

00:46:16.000 I've never, I've seen it.

00:46:17.000 We used to get beat up by skinheads in the 80s.

00:46:19.000 I know what skinheads look like.

00:46:20.000 And you take any picture of a Nazi skinhead, a real one, and you'll find 50 others that look exactly like him wearing the same clothes, same everything. 0.78

00:46:27.000 That's their whole thing is they're like mods and punks where they have the rules of what you can wear.

00:46:33.000 In fact, there's a book.

00:46:35.000 I forget what it's called, but it has a whole glossary, not glossary, but it has a whole insert on skinheads and mods and what the suspenders can be and how high the cuffs can be and what shoes you have to wear.

00:46:46.000 There's a whole litany of rules.

00:46:48.000 And I saw other pictures of that guy.

00:46:50.000 See if you can find other pictures of him.

00:46:52.000 He has on like work boots, like brown Timberland work boots and cargo shorts, cargo pants, sorry.

00:46:59.000 It's not a skinhead.

00:47:00.000 Something very fishy.

00:47:01.000 It's like these Nazi skinheads you see at rallies where they have a brand new Nazi flag that still has the creases in it.

00:47:08.000 And you go, wow, what a coincidence.

00:47:10.000 The day of this rally, you happen to have your brand new Nazi flag.

00:47:15.000 Even though you've been a Nazi for decades, today you've got a brand new flag.

00:47:19.000 Papa's got a brand new bag.

00:47:22.000 All right.

00:47:22.000 I have to get this in.

00:47:24.000 Project Veritas, because it's an important part of the truth.

00:47:27.000 This scoop came out a couple days ago.

00:47:29.000 We're not exactly breaking news central over here, but this is crucial to the sort of thesis of the whole show, where a whistleblower has conceded that Google is disappointed with the 2016 election.

00:47:44.000 By the way, I think it's worth noting that all the people in this video are broads.

00:47:48.000 Google is unhappy.

00:47:50.000 Their whole idea of fairness led to Trump getting elected.

00:47:53.000 They're not happy about that.

00:47:54.000 So they're changing their algorithms to go against fairness and into getting a liberal elected.

00:48:04.000 They're bent on never letting somebody like Trump come to power ever again.

00:48:08.000 So let's finally, James has started putting all the juice at the beginning of the video so we don't have to watch all 25 minutes.

00:48:14.000 Oh, this is only two minutes, but let's see.

00:48:19.000 The reason why I decided to come to Project Veritas is because people need to know what's actually going on with Google.

00:48:27.000 There's this facade about what they're doing, but what they're actually doing, what the employees are actually seeing inside the company, is different.

00:48:34.000 But the reason we want very active is because people were not putting that line in the Senate.

00:48:39.000 They were not saying it's very objective.

00:48:41.000 They were like, well, we are a big company.

00:48:43.000 We're going to say it.

00:48:44.000 People vote for the current president who do not agree with our definition of the power of the people.

00:48:51.000 Can you just pause?

00:48:54.000 You notice how many women hate him, especially liberal women?

00:48:56.000 I think one of the big reasons, go to me, shit for brains.

00:49:01.000 People want to stare at a black silhouette.

00:49:05.000 I think a lot of the animosity is that he represents testosterone.

00:49:09.000 He represents alpha males.

00:49:11.000 And a lot of these spinster chicks, like that shit chest, thinks that that kind of guy is the reason she's old and lonely and considered unattractive. 1.00

00:49:22.000 And that's why they love, conversely, Justin Trudeau.

00:49:25.000 So I think a lot of this animosity towards him has zero to do with policy and everything to do with testosterone versus estrogen and feelings that a lot of women have when they get older that they're inadequate and unattractive.

00:49:40.000 That's not fair.

00:49:42.000 But then there are teams, which are called ML Fairness.

00:49:47.000 ML Fairness, the teams?

00:49:49.000 You know, you need to be fair.

00:49:50.000 If you're also training our algorithms, like if 2016 happened again, would we have the I could be different?

00:49:59.000 They are a highly biased political machine that is bent on never letting somebody like Donald Trump come to power again.

00:50:06.000 2020 is certainly on top of now my old organization, Social Safety, is top of mind.

00:50:12.000 They've been working on it since 2016 to make sure we're ready for 2020.

00:50:16.000 This is a Goliath on button David.

00:50:18.000 All right, you can look that up.

00:50:19.000 You get the idea.

00:50:21.000 So Google has given up on fairness.

00:50:23.000 They've given up on truth.

00:50:24.000 They're now a political entity that is determined to take down Trump.

00:50:27.000 That's why I'm banned from social media, by the way.

00:50:30.000 Not because of anything I've done, not because of anything offensive.

00:50:32.000 I did a video that showed my last 20 tweets, which I think I had to take down.

00:50:37.000 I'm banned from social media because I'm effective.

00:50:40.000 And you can't be effective and pro-Trump because that might get Trump re-elected.

00:50:44.000 They're all about controlling the narrative now.

00:50:47.000 It's not about truth.

00:50:49.000 All right, we're out of time, but I want to leave on an up note.

00:50:51.000 And by the way, that woman was a very unattractive woman, and I can't help but think she doesn't like the fact that she's considered unattractive. 1.00

00:50:58.000 That's why she hates Trump.

00:50:59.000 But let's look at my mailbag.

00:51:02.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

00:51:07.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

00:51:13.000 Let me touch it.

00:51:15.000 All right, we've got a letter here from a guy calling me Canada Face, which I think is an insult, and that hurts.

00:51:24.000 He is not impressed with our list of 25 hottest women in the world.

00:51:29.000 He wants an overhaul.

00:51:30.000 I think he's right in the sense that it's time to overhaul that.

00:51:32.000 I looked at it recently and was just going, wow, what's she doing there?

00:51:36.000 What's the girl from Eastbound and Down doing there from American Housewife? 1.00

00:51:39.000 She's past her prime. 1.00

00:51:41.000 So we're going to overhaul that for tomorrow's episode and have a whole new look at the 25, and it might get reduced.

00:51:47.000 It might be 10.

00:51:49.000 I'll tell you later.

00:51:50.000 But he suggests a girl from the LA band War Paint.

00:51:56.000 That's her there.

00:51:58.000 Turn it up.

00:52:04.000 She's kind of a gross babe. 1.00

00:52:06.000 Ugly hot.

00:52:07.000 Which I like?

00:52:09.000 Like a trailer park queen? 0.99

00:52:12.000 No, not at all, dumbass.

00:52:14.000 That's what I call it.

00:52:15.000 You think these art school girls are trailer park? 1.00

00:52:17.000 They're all rich.

00:52:19.000 That's trailer park to you?

00:52:21.000 It's trailer park chic.

00:52:23.000 Yeah, which is what rich girls do. 1.00

00:52:25.000 Her.

00:52:28.000 I don't think she's going to make it in the top 25.

00:52:30.000 You know what she has, though?

00:52:32.000 On her chin is a serious scar.

00:52:34.000 Yeah.

00:52:34.000 Which is great because that's when hot girls...

00:52:40.000 That's when hot girls aren't shallow and they're cool because they were made fun of in grade school. 1.00

00:52:47.000 She's pretty hot too. 1.00

00:52:53.000 I'll consider it, sir.

00:52:54.000 I do think she's high sevens and I would want her as a wife, but putting her in the top 25 seems a bit rich.

00:53:01.000 And by the way, go back to that video.

00:53:03.000 We were talking the other day about sluts and that sort of, what's her name, Bella Thorne culture of just hip hop, like gross ghetto talk. 0.99

00:53:10.000 Like, I'm a fuck you up, bust a cap in your ass, girl. 1.00

00:53:14.000 I'm Bella Thorne.

00:53:15.000 And all that YouTuber shit.

00:53:16.000 That's depressing and disgusting.

00:53:18.000 But these girls, these LA art school girls, they're doing it right. 0.63

00:53:23.000 You know what I mean?

00:53:23.000 They're not whores in this video.

00:53:25.000 They're making cool music.

00:53:26.000 They're making great art.

00:53:28.000 And that's what young girls should be doing. 0.97

00:53:30.000 That's inspiring.

00:53:31.000 That's not depressing.

00:53:32.000 They're not prostituting themselves to make music or to entertain.

00:53:38.000 And they're not being something they're not.

00:53:41.000 These are all quality wives, gentlemen, if you're out there looking for Mrs. Wright. 1.00

00:53:46.000 Although, the problem with the girl in a band is she's likely going to cheat on you. 1.00

00:53:50.000 They're touring the whole country.

00:53:51.000 They're bored.

00:53:52.000 They get hit on like crazy every night.

00:53:55.000 So I would get her when she's starting to get bored of the band, maybe, and try to swoop her off her feet then because fidelity is tough in rock and roll.

00:54:02.000 Especially, ladies, when it comes to men. 1.00

00:54:04.000 He's cheating on you if he's in a band.

00:54:06.000 If he's a comedian, he's cheating on you.

00:54:08.000 Do not date comedians, musicians, or photographers.

00:54:12.000 They are cheating on you. 0.98

00:54:14.000 He also says, by the way, your list sucks because you're missing Alexis Krauss.

00:54:19.000 And it's not 58% redheads. 1.00

00:54:21.000 But no one is perfect.

00:54:25.000 Alexis Krauss is the hot chick in the band.

00:54:28.000 What are they called?

00:54:30.000 Lightning Bolt?

00:54:31.000 No.

00:54:32.000 Sleigh Bells.

00:54:36.000 Everything about her is really cool.

00:54:38.000 Play that song.

00:54:39.000 What's that song?

00:54:39.000 Guitar Infinite Guitars?

00:54:42.000 Guitar Infinite.

00:54:44.000 You're always correcting me and you're always wrong.

00:54:46.000 Infinity Guitars?

00:54:48.000 What did I say?

00:54:49.000 Infinity Guitars.

00:54:50.000 And you go, try Guitar Infinite?

00:54:53.000 I just wanted to see what it sounded like.

00:54:55.000 Well, say it in your head.

00:54:56.000 That should be your motto, Ryan.

00:54:58.000 Say it in your head.

00:54:59.000 I can't hear it if it's in there.

00:55:03.000 So she's definitely got great style. 0.99

00:55:06.000 By the way, this dude, I know him.

00:55:08.000 He was an old hardcore guy.

00:55:09.000 And he started this band because he fell in love with her.

00:55:11.000 And he thought, I need something where we can be together all the time.

00:55:14.000 Interesting.

00:55:14.000 I hope he got her.

00:55:15.000 That's a lot of effort to get a chick. 1.00

00:55:19.000 Play it.

00:55:19.000 It sounds like noise.

00:55:26.000 Now, you can't play a song like this at the end.

00:55:28.000 Go back to the beginning.

00:55:29.000 It builds up.

00:55:30.000 So you're hearing something at the end that sounds like a cacophony, but it's got a great build-up.

00:55:35.000 Oh my God, we're way over time.

00:55:48.000 She's awesome, but I'm not putting her in the top 25.

00:55:52.000 Or maybe I will.

00:55:53.000 I don't think so, though.

00:55:54.000 But if she's not in, she's right on the edge.

00:55:56.000 You're right, sir.

00:55:58.000 So yeah, let's focus on truth, guys.

00:56:00.000 And Ryan, you should focus on saying things in your head.

00:56:03.000 That should be your new slogan.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 25, 2019

S02E27 - THE TRUTH ABOUT WOMEN

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