Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E33 - JONAS BROS

00:00:50.000 That was the Jonas Brothers, a really good band that has great music and deserves unlimited respect.

00:00:59.000 And people who criticize the Jonas Brothers don't know what they're talking about.

00:01:05.000 Other bands that are also awesome.

00:01:08.000 Sheena Easton, Sheila E, Beyonce.

00:01:15.000 A lot of Prague rock is really good.

00:01:19.000 A lot of weird sort of noodly guitar metal.

00:01:22.000 I'm not saying noodly in a negative way.

00:01:25.000 I love all of those sort of Prague rock metal bands.

00:01:30.000 And yeah, a lot of the stuff I would used to call single mother music isn't that.

00:01:37.000 It's really good.

00:01:41.000 What else should we talk about today?

00:01:44.000 How about the two greatest islands in the world, Puerto Rico and Japan?

00:01:51.000 Two thumbs up in my books.

00:01:54.000 Puerto Rico is part of America, and, you know, Trump could have done a lot more after the hurricane there to protect them, to help them.

00:02:07.000 I mean, he promised some money.

00:02:09.000 Puerto Rico.

00:02:09.000 There we go.

00:02:12.000 Beautiful, beautiful island of wondrous treats and incredible stars.

00:02:18.000 I mean, I think J-Lo is from Puerto Rico and Cardi B sure sounds like she is.

00:02:26.000 And yeah, you know, sometimes we criticize New York Ricans because they're so disproportionately on welfare and in subsidized housing, which I assume you can see there.

00:02:37.000 Oh, no, that's Puerto Rico, sorry.

00:02:40.000 But one thing people don't know about Puerto Ricans is in the 50s, the government pushed a sterilization plan and focused on Puerto Rican women and offered them money, I think it was $10,000, to sterilize themselves.

00:02:56.000 And they figured that would save money on welfare.

00:03:00.000 So that's kind of a form of genocide.

00:03:03.000 So if you notice that there's the Puerto Rican Day parade and New York Ricans proudly saying that they're not Puerto Rican, I mean, sorry, that they're not American and they seem to want to be a very distinct group.

00:03:14.000 And you say, well, why don't you amalgamate?

00:03:16.000 And I know I've been guilty of criticizing Puerto Ricans for that. 1.00

00:03:20.000 But one has to take into account their history.

00:03:23.000 And they had ethnocide. 0.65

00:03:25.000 I mean, that's ethnic cleansing, is it not? 0.98

00:03:28.000 They had ethnic cleansing in New York City in the 50s.

00:03:31.000 So some animosity is justified. 0.95

00:03:38.000 What else?

00:03:42.000 Also, Japan.

00:03:43.000 I mean, Japan was...

00:03:52.000 You know, we sided with the far right at the beginning.

00:03:58.000 Hitler was considered an ally at the very beginning.

00:04:02.000 He was popular in America and Britain.

00:04:05.000 I mean, I think I saw an old picture of Queen Elizabeth Ziegheiling or Princess Margaret or some monarch.

00:04:12.000 And Mussolini was also very popular.

00:04:15.000 You're the top.

00:04:16.000 You're the Mussolini.

00:04:18.000 It wasn't until the very end of the war that everyone realized what Hitler was doing and everyone hated him. 0.68

00:04:24.000 But Japan did it as a strategic move to help dominate Asia.

00:04:27.000 And a lot of Asia sucks. 0.87

00:04:29.000 Maybe they should have dominated it. 0.86

00:04:30.000 I mean, China's at a hellhole. 1.00

00:04:33.000 Maybe, you know, by helping Stalin out, we helped communism too much.

00:04:37.000 And we are maybe partly responsible for the fact that China can almost overpower us. 0.89

00:04:43.000 What if Japan controlled Asia in the 40s? 0.77

00:04:46.000 Would China still have that kind of power?

00:04:49.000 Southeast Asia doesn't seem to be producing anything.

00:04:51.000 Anyway, it's a technological wonder, Japan.

00:04:56.000 And I think it's time to move on from the way we treated them.

00:04:59.000 And speaking of the way we treated the Puerto Ricans, you know, we had internment camps in America where the Japanese were separated from their families.

00:05:08.000 We took their land. 1.00

00:05:10.000 So again, and this is half a century ago, we have to take history into account.

00:05:15.000 And, you know, this is going to sound kind of crazy, but has anyone else, I guess besides Radical Islam, had the balls to attack us and start a war like Pearl Harbor? 0.85

00:05:26.000 I mean, I'm obviously against Pearl Harbor as an American, but you have to concede that was a pretty brave move and totally unprecedented up until then.

00:05:36.000 I mean, sure, the British were attacking us, but they were there. 1.00

00:05:41.000 It was their land.

00:05:42.000 We were the one attacking them, really.

00:05:46.000 So I just want to say that Japan and Puerto Rico are wonderful.

00:05:51.000 And those two islands, if they were to combine and make a person, and that person in Japanese Puerto Rican, would be a wonderful person who has great taste in music.

00:06:05.000 That's pretty much all I got to say about that.

00:06:09.000 I don't know how I'm going to do a whole show like this.

00:06:13.000 I guess it's worth announcing that Ryan is back.

00:06:18.000 I'm happy to have him back.

00:06:20.000 I think he's a huge asset to the show.

00:06:24.000 And I think he's a good worker.

00:06:31.000 And just an all-around solid guy.

00:06:38.000 Thanks, Kev.

00:06:50.000 I guess we can get to some different stuff today.

00:06:54.000 Ryan would rather we focus on his contributions over the years and the fans' reaction to him being fired.

00:07:03.000 I know I said a lot about the reasons he was fired.

00:07:07.000 He was in a very tumultuous relationship, and I was very frustrated that I recommended ending the relationship very early in the game.

00:07:18.000 Ryan, despite many calls to police almost every time they got together.

00:07:23.000 No, I'm exaggerating, but you know what I mean.

00:07:25.000 More than he kept going back with her, and we didn't have an engineer one day because he went to jail.

00:07:35.000 And I lashed out, and I was wrong.

00:07:38.000 I'm openly admitting that, that I was wrong.

00:07:42.000 It was a double injustice.

00:07:44.000 Yeah.

00:07:47.000 And on the show, I say get fired all the time.

00:07:49.000 And then here I am firing people.

00:07:51.000 What a hypocrite I am.

00:07:53.000 No, to your credit, though, one can't get fired without you firing them.

00:07:58.000 So you actually, you helped me take your advice.

00:08:01.000 So I, you know, no harm, no foul there.

00:08:05.000 And can't get fired without you.

00:08:09.000 Yeah.

00:08:11.000 All right.

00:08:14.000 So I guess the next step.

00:08:18.000 Oh, you're vaping at work, which is great.

00:08:21.000 Yep, vaping. 0.86

00:08:23.000 Another announcement.

00:08:24.000 Do you want to try something?

00:08:25.000 No, thank you.

00:08:27.000 Are you shooting?

00:08:28.000 I love vape.

00:08:28.000 Yes, sure.

00:08:29.000 I love vape.

00:08:38.000 You have to kick some in the mouth and then throw it in the throat.

00:08:38.000 It's really not that bad.

00:08:45.000 All right.

00:08:46.000 Well, that's great.

00:08:47.000 You can vape whenever you want.

00:08:48.000 I love the smell at the office, in the studio, in my mouth.

00:08:53.000 Burnt raspberries in my mouth.

00:08:55.000 I thought you would enjoy it.

00:08:56.000 I would not hand that to you thinking that you would spit and cough and do weird.

00:09:00.000 Yeah, it's great.

00:09:01.000 Yeah.

00:09:02.000 I'm not an asshole.

00:09:02.000 Maybe we should...

00:09:09.000 We could hit the mailbag.

00:09:11.000 We'll jump right into the mailbag.

00:09:13.000 Okay, let's have a look at the mailbag, and I'll let Ryan decide, obviously, what letters we read.

00:09:23.000 Oh, one second.

00:09:24.000 Sorry about that.

00:09:27.000 Just click that. 0.74

00:09:33.000 I'm very sorry.

00:09:34.000 Oh, no problem.

00:09:37.000 No problem at all.

00:09:38.000 Gotta pull it up.

00:09:39.000 Usually I have these all ready to go, but all right.

00:09:42.000 Here we are.

00:09:44.000 Ryan is great.

00:09:45.000 He's handsome and rad.

00:09:48.000 Now that he's back, let's take a look at Polly's Pluto from Mailback.

00:09:54.000 Let me borrow your car sometimes.

00:09:58.000 So you changed that around a little bit.

00:10:01.000 Yeah, just to, you know, just a little different.

00:10:05.000 A little more positive.

00:10:06.000 Because I could use the support, and I do appreciate it that you would greenlight that intro.

00:10:13.000 Yes, I'd greenlight everything that you're saying and totally support you.

00:10:19.000 I don't have any notes for the mailbag.

00:10:21.000 Oh.

00:10:22.000 I don't know if...

00:10:29.000 Easy.

00:10:29.000 I got it.

00:10:31.000 easy.

00:10:39.000 Uh, Let's read some letters that we got to the show that are probably pretty good.

00:10:49.000 Sounds good.

00:10:52.000 You're a little tight today.

00:10:53.000 Like, why don't you...

00:10:55.000 Like, the show's kind of like, come on, man.

00:10:57.000 I'm sorry.

00:10:58.000 Don't be sorry to me.

00:10:59.000 I'm just your stupid retarded producer. 1.00

00:11:02.000 Nah.

00:11:03.000 Remember?

00:11:04.000 No, I don't remember that.

00:11:05.000 That I'm stupid.

00:11:07.000 Remember?

00:11:07.000 I may have said that in the past as a joke.

00:11:09.000 I don't think you're stupid, and I'm happy to have you back.

00:11:12.000 No, I like jokes.

00:11:13.000 And I am real stupid.

00:11:15.000 So.

00:11:16.000 That's why I'm having you read.

00:11:17.000 You do all the smart guy stuff.

00:11:22.000 Hey, Gavin, I understand your aggression towards this mobile phone playing rice ball.

00:11:26.000 I don't agree with that.

00:11:28.000 What you said?

00:11:29.000 Yeah.

00:11:29.000 That's just comedy, Gat.

00:11:30.000 It's fine.

00:11:31.000 But I think he needs your advice now.

00:11:33.000 He can grow from this and maybe even grow some facial hair on this yellow chromosome overflow face.

00:11:39.000 I have facial hair.

00:11:41.000 On your feet, soldier.

00:11:42.000 Greetings from Germany, you fucktard. 1.00

00:11:44.000 Mike.

00:11:47.000 Christine, Gavin, I have a massive girl crush on you, even though you don't wash your hair with shampoo.

00:11:53.000 But please bring your boy Ryan back.

00:11:55.000 He got cuckheld by a fame whore, and you know what your dick does to you with women over 7.5? 1.00

00:12:01.000 And I'm a woman.

00:12:03.000 Please, fuckface, give him the old second chance, poor Favour. 0.94

00:12:06.000 I just want to say that a lot of the times you're going to hear excessive swearing, and I'm realizing that a lot of it is Canadians. 1.00

00:12:14.000 Canadians, Brits, and Australians swear like crazy, and Americans don't, especially Southern Americans. 0.66

00:12:22.000 So this will sound a little weird to you.

00:12:25.000 From a ninth grade Spanish teacher that throws your shtick all the time for my students to marinate.

00:12:30.000 I do get a few who raise an eyebrow and chuckle.

00:12:34.000 Free Ryan Jap guy.

00:12:35.000 That's all written as a hashtag.

00:12:38.000 Here's another one from Carl.

00:12:40.000 Yo, Ryan was funny.

00:12:41.000 You should bring him back onto the show.

00:12:44.000 Nice.

00:12:45.000 Tight, concise.

00:12:46.000 Good letter.

00:12:47.000 Carl.

00:12:48.000 Well, he could have said you should bring him back on the show.

00:12:52.000 On to the show?

00:12:53.000 Anyway.

00:12:54.000 It's kind of is color, colorful.

00:12:56.000 Okay, I agree with you.

00:12:58.000 Cool?

00:12:59.000 You don't have to.

00:13:00.000 I mean.

00:13:00.000 All right, I won't.

00:13:02.000 Well, you'd don't do whatever comes naturally.

00:13:05.000 I mean, I don't want to.

00:13:06.000 Okay.

00:13:07.000 Not trying to influence who you are.

00:13:09.000 Thank you very much.

00:13:10.000 Don't thank me.

00:13:11.000 Gavin, as someone in my 40s, I find you're constant yelling at Ryan and putting him in his place for his baffling idiocy and infuriating competence tremendously satisfying.

00:13:19.000 I don't agree with that.

00:13:21.000 It's how I wish I could treat every millennial designer intern I've ever had to work with.

00:13:25.000 Please don't fire him forever.

00:13:27.000 I already missed that chemistry.

00:13:29.000 I really like the new site and vids.

00:13:32.000 This one's from Noah.

00:13:34.000 I don't want to hear what some dumb boomer thinks about the wage gap. 0.90

00:13:38.000 We want to hear you and Ryan riffing.

00:13:40.000 That means you're going to have to bring back Ryan also.

00:13:43.000 Really pretty bad spelling here.

00:13:45.000 Hear H-E-R-E. 1.00

00:13:49.000 I think we're getting lost in the weeds, though, but the sentiment.

00:13:54.000 You're going to have to bring back Ryan also.

00:13:56.000 In Love You Like a Son, Love His Father, mostly because I don't have one.

00:14:01.000 Maybe his father could have made sure he went to school.

00:14:06.000 It's like a parental substitution.

00:14:09.000 Gavin, I know you are the boss, and a lot probably happened behind the scenes, but on behalf of your loyal base, we want Ryan.

00:14:17.000 Thanks, guys.

00:14:18.000 If this happens to be read, please know that I've followed your work for years and I've always enjoyed you.

00:14:23.000 However, since Ryan came along, I fucking crave the content.

00:14:26.000 GML and the podcast apps have all been so enjoyable for the last year.

00:14:30.000 You guys have such a great back and forth.

00:14:31.000 If Ryan really is as much of a retard as you claim, doesn't he deserve another chance? 1.00

00:14:37.000 Ain't nobody got time for that! 0.99

00:14:40.000 Just to be clear, that it was about his 10th chance.

00:14:45.000 Instead of 38th?

00:14:48.000 Did I say 37?

00:14:48.000 Okay.

00:14:50.000 Yes.

00:14:51.000 You did.

00:14:52.000 Hey, Gavin and Ryan.

00:14:54.000 You guys make an amazing team.

00:14:56.000 I've never laughed so much during podcasts.

00:14:57.000 I stopped listening to others and completely just relied on yours.

00:15:00.000 Please bring back Ryan, dude.

00:15:02.000 I know he's a shithead sometimes, but he needs you.

00:15:05.000 I missed that sound effect.

00:15:06.000 I apologize.

00:15:07.000 What's that supposed to mean?

00:15:08.000 Oh.

00:15:10.000 Gavin, without Ryan, there are no checks and balances for your low IQ geriatric ramblings.

00:15:17.000 Now, hold on.

00:15:18.000 I don't agree with that.

00:15:19.000 Thank you very much.

00:15:20.000 That's mean.

00:15:21.000 We're buddies.

00:15:23.000 You know, and I don't want anything to be obscured here.

00:15:25.000 Listen, Gavin is...

00:15:29.000 Also, I've always wanted to ask you where you come up with your ideas.

00:15:32.000 And then he adds, go fuck yourself. 0.95

00:15:33.000 I like you more than a friend.

00:15:37.000 This one's from Mark.

00:15:38.000 As one 48-year-old coffin dodger to another, you need to bring him back.

00:15:42.000 The combination of you two together is funnier than just you on your own or you and that random drone you stuck in on Thursday.

00:15:49.000 I realize he's a bit of a fuck-up.

00:15:51.000 I don't agree with that.

00:15:52.000 But even when he fucks up, it's funny.

00:15:54.000 P.S., your new sunglasses are shit.

00:15:57.000 Hello.

00:15:59.000 Okay.

00:16:00.000 Doing sound effects now.

00:16:02.000 That's great.

00:16:03.000 And I have no problem with the fact that you bought new shoes, even though you're deeply in debt because your finances are none of my business.

00:16:10.000 Well, that raise that we're shop away is keep on shopping.

00:16:17.000 That bonus for my emotional damages.

00:16:19.000 Oh, wait.

00:16:20.000 I'm sorry.

00:16:20.000 Let's see.

00:16:21.000 Soundboard.

00:16:23.000 That's okay.

00:16:24.000 People make mistakes.

00:16:25.000 That's natural.

00:16:26.000 I'm trying not to, though.

00:16:28.000 Last thing I want to do is stink up the joint with my mistakes and stuff like that.

00:16:33.000 No, sir.

00:16:34.000 You don't have mistakes.

00:16:35.000 You have deliberate, fun little pranks.

00:16:40.000 Thanks.

00:16:42.000 CR, I've been involved in making videocasts for three years now.

00:16:45.000 I've been following you just as long.

00:16:46.000 I know your style.

00:16:47.000 I knew from day one that Ryan would disappoint you.

00:16:51.000 Don't agree with that.

00:16:52.000 Sorry about that.

00:16:53.000 I do live in Austin, so I'm used to being around a bunch of lefties.

00:16:55.000 Trust me, you won't have to yell at me like I was a retarded Asian baba buoy.

00:16:59.000 I make a video and audio cast called Emergency Exit, which I've been making for three years.

00:17:03.000 I'm a whisker warrior, which means I'm a nerd.

00:17:07.000 I travel the country to compete in facial hairstyling.

00:17:07.000 I'm a nerd.

00:17:13.000 Okay.

00:17:14.000 Yes, I don't get no respect.

00:17:19.000 Fuck, man.

00:17:20.000 Working for you would be a dream.

00:17:20.000 It's a long shot, but I'm willing to quit my espresso machine technician job, move to New York City, and get started in a new city.

00:17:26.000 Unlike your previous producer, I'm an adult.

00:17:28.000 Even more important, I'm dedicated and a real hard worker.

00:17:30.000 I also don't fear wearing a red MAGA hat in Austin.

00:17:33.000 That's fucking courageous.

00:17:35.000 I was sort of doxxed for messing with Che-loving cocksuckers complaining about gentrification. 1.00

00:17:40.000 Anyway, please consider me if you're looking for a real producer.

00:17:43.000 And then he says he includes a video with this resume.

00:17:50.000 Which I guess is sad.

00:17:54.000 Do you want to play the video, sir?

00:17:56.000 Yeah.

00:17:57.000 You just...

00:17:57.000 Okay.

00:18:05.000 You can't leave a gun just laying around.

00:18:10.000 Alright, and here we go.

00:18:12.000 It's called Emergency Exit.

00:18:15.000 Okay.

00:18:16.000 So this is the guy who wants to replace Ryan.

00:18:21.000 I can't.

00:18:22.000 There's an ad going on here.

00:18:28.000 It's very blown up.

00:18:30.000 Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I would think that maybe the people at home might want to see the screen.

00:18:34.000 I don't mind fixing it.

00:18:36.000 Okay, there we go.

00:18:37.000 He's playing closing time and the opening of a podcast.

00:18:40.000 Let me just skip here to four.

00:18:41.000 I just want to...

00:18:41.000 Oh, wait.

00:18:45.000 Oddly enough, he starts vaping.

00:18:49.000 So he didn't shit on my vaping, probably because he's a vapist himself.

00:18:51.000 Let's get this show on the road.

00:18:55.000 This is three years of...

00:18:55.000 Hold on.

00:18:59.000 You have to, like, replace the coils and you have to, like, build the coils and worry about ohms and stuff.

00:19:04.000 Mine is just practical.

00:19:06.000 Why would anyone have such a big vape?

00:19:09.000 I don't know.

00:19:10.000 But the show doesn't start until about 7 minutes.

00:19:12.000 But is it seen as a status thing to have a bigger vape?

00:19:16.000 Maybe.

00:19:17.000 You blow bigger clouds.

00:19:18.000 See, I do it practically.

00:19:20.000 As much as you hate it.

00:19:22.000 I don't have a problem with it.

00:19:23.000 Or used to hate it.

00:19:25.000 It's super practical, it's a little bit of, It's not for clouds.

00:19:29.000 It's just to get my nicotine in.

00:19:31.000 Okay, let's just see this guy.

00:19:34.000 I'm not very excited about it.

00:19:35.000 The guy from breast cancer or something.

00:19:36.000 Wow.

00:19:37.000 So he's just playing clips and reacting to them.

00:19:39.000 And then about seven minutes in, he starts.

00:19:40.000 We're having a good Monday evening.

00:19:44.000 It's been another Monday.

00:19:45.000 His mustache looks like Asian pupes.

00:19:47.000 He's after having a weekend.

00:19:50.000 Just a weekend.

00:19:51.000 Maybe he is just a weekend.

00:19:52.000 Maybe he's Asian genitals. 1.00

00:19:54.000 He's on his weekend.

00:19:55.000 A man and his weekend.

00:19:56.000 I wrote the show, which is quite a show we have.

00:19:59.000 Oh, my goodness.

00:20:00.000 Oh, my goodness.

00:20:02.000 Well, why don't I tell you guys about what's going on today?

00:20:04.000 You're probably anxious.

00:20:05.000 On today's program, it's the first of three episodes on speech.

00:20:11.000 Freedom of speech more specifically.

00:20:13.000 Right.

00:20:13.000 Well, he does a show.

00:20:14.000 So that's three years of that he could replace me as a grown man and mustache and whiskey.

00:20:19.000 No, he's a whisker warrior, meaning whisker.

00:20:22.000 Right.

00:20:23.000 Not whiskey.

00:20:25.000 The implication there would be that he would maintain my facial hair, I think.

00:20:29.000 Oh, I gotcha.

00:20:30.000 Or at least that's in the cards.

00:20:33.000 Which I don't think you need.

00:20:34.000 I think your facial hair is perfect.

00:20:35.000 Thank you very much.

00:20:36.000 You have great facial hair, too.

00:20:38.000 Thanks.

00:20:38.000 But your discipline, on the other hand, sometimes is a little uncouth.

00:20:42.000 But that's fine.

00:20:43.000 It's for comedy.

00:20:45.000 Yeah.

00:20:49.000 You want to watch that video from Disney?

00:20:52.000 No, I have more letters here.

00:20:54.000 Sure.

00:20:54.000 That sounds good to me.

00:20:55.000 You also told me that you want to show a video of a fanmate called Morning Private Ryan or something.

00:21:03.000 Sure.

00:21:04.000 Yeah, I could pull it up.

00:21:05.000 I'll continue reading letters.

00:21:07.000 This is from Jeff Dorward.

00:21:08.000 I do appreciate you and your message, but at the same time, if you fire and or abandon Ryan, I do not...

00:21:18.000 I realize I'm drunk and incoherent.

00:21:19.000 I am drunk, but pussy blinds us all. 1.00

00:21:22.000 You'd give him life advice as a father figure, but when rubber hit road, he ends up as another trampled underfoot.

00:21:29.000 I know this sounds faggy, but fuck it. 1.00

00:21:31.000 Ryan is retarded, but is a good addition to the show. 0.99

00:21:34.000 It's interesting that he spelled addition wrong right after calling someone retarded.

00:21:39.000 Namaste, Jeff Dorward.

00:21:41.000 I am Jack's wasted life.

00:21:43.000 What does that mean?

00:21:44.000 I don't know.

00:21:45.000 It sounds like an inside joke.

00:21:47.000 I'm not privy to.

00:21:49.000 This is from Roland Swift.

00:21:50.000 Buddy, I feel for Ryan.

00:21:52.000 He got wrapped up with a crazy bitch. 1.00

00:21:53.000 That shit happens.

00:21:54.000 He's an asset to the show, though.

00:21:55.000 You guys have a great dynamic.

00:21:57.000 If you're Seinfeld, he's George.

00:21:58.000 And Seinfeld ain't Seinfeld without George.

00:22:00.000 I don't know if they had Seinfeld in Canadia.

00:22:02.000 Great show.

00:22:03.000 Any who's ears?

00:22:04.000 Bring the Japarikin back. 1.00

00:22:06.000 Forgive and forget.

00:22:07.000 He screwed the pooch with this crazy broad. 1.00

00:22:08.000 Let him live and learn.

00:22:10.000 But he's kind of a co-host.

00:22:12.000 It's a very difficult situation.

00:22:14.000 He got wrapped up with a whackadoo.

00:22:17.000 Happens to the best of us.

00:22:18.000 I'm noticing a lot of repetition with these points.

00:22:20.000 Yes.

00:22:21.000 I'm not sure I'm not with a whackadoo now. 1.00

00:22:24.000 Keep us updated with the SPLC.

00:22:24.000 You never know.

00:22:26.000 Eat their lunch from Portland, Oregon.

00:22:28.000 Proud of your boy.

00:22:29.000 By the way, see the headlines from this liberal shithole?

00:22:32.000 Antifa violence.

00:22:32.000 National coverage.

00:22:33.000 Not a good look.

00:22:34.000 You know who they're talking about.

00:22:35.000 I hope we see some action up north against Wheeler.

00:22:38.000 I hope we flush the Kate Brown.

00:22:41.000 Of course, he's referring to Andy No.

00:22:47.000 Antifa made a bad move beating the crap out of a small Gajan. 0.78

00:22:52.000 They need to fire their publicist. 1.00

00:22:55.000 Triggered.

00:22:56.000 Give the kid...

00:23:03.000 Give the kid Ryan a scare for a bit and then give him another chance.

00:23:06.000 He deserves one, plus you need that diversity higher.

00:23:08.000 Hmm.

00:23:09.000 Hmm.

00:23:10.000 Oof.

00:23:14.000 This is a long one that doesn't really mention Ryan, but he does say that he had a receding hairline.

00:23:21.000 Me?

00:23:21.000 No, no, no.

00:23:22.000 Oh.

00:23:24.000 The writer.

00:23:25.000 And it was getting bad.

00:23:29.000 And then he thought, what am I going to do now?

00:23:34.000 Sorry, I'm paraphrasing a long letter, but he goes, I stopped washing it.

00:23:37.000 No shampoo, no conditioner.

00:23:38.000 And it worked.

00:23:39.000 I know you're not surprised, but I was.

00:23:41.000 Went for my first haircut in six months since I started letting it grow back out.

00:23:45.000 And the chip kept saying how thick and full my hair was.

00:23:47.000 Ain't that some shit?

00:23:48.000 So he's telling me that I'm right to tell people not to use shampoo or conditioner.

00:23:52.000 I stopped using shampoo and conditioner too.

00:23:55.000 Because I live and learn.

00:23:57.000 That's great.

00:23:59.000 Also, I quit porn.

00:24:00.000 Still jerking off now and then, but just sticking to memories.

00:24:03.000 And that works too.

00:24:06.000 I got more confidence, more energy, more purpose.

00:24:08.000 It's really nuts.

00:24:09.000 I was already a confident guy.

00:24:10.000 I run ultramarathons, but all that stuff has changed now.

00:24:14.000 More magnified.

00:24:15.000 I feel more motivation to go out and meet women.

00:24:17.000 Not that I've ever really struggled there either.

00:24:18.000 My point is, quitting porn has benefits for guys who don't suck.

00:24:22.000 Even if you aren't a basement dwelling beta loser, you should still quit porn and stop washing your hair.

00:24:28.000 I'm leaving out a lot of swear words in these letters because it's getting excessive.

00:24:32.000 I like you more than a friend.

00:24:33.000 Men's feet should only be illegal to display in public.

00:24:36.000 Nice sunglasses.

00:24:37.000 P.S. Here we go.

00:24:39.000 Unpopular opinion.

00:24:40.000 Ryan wasn't so bad.

00:24:42.000 I'm kind of going to miss him.

00:24:43.000 Would you hire him back if he quit fucking off and being so retarded? 1.00

00:24:47.000 I'm noticing the word retard is used quite a bit in these letters.

00:24:51.000 Oh, I haven't noticed that.

00:24:52.000 You have a mouse on your face.

00:24:55.000 Okay.

00:24:56.000 Which is fine.

00:24:57.000 It's a style point.

00:24:58.000 Yeah.

00:24:59.000 And people do things, sometimes they leave a mouse on the screen.

00:25:02.000 Why is he called Jim Gaffigan Jim Gaffigan?

00:25:05.000 Because he's got gaffes.

00:25:06.000 Yeah.

00:25:08.000 Oh, I like bacon.

00:25:10.000 That kind of thing.

00:25:11.000 Yeah.

00:25:12.000 Potato pockets.

00:25:13.000 Wow, they have a lot of pillows.

00:25:18.000 Tyler Klein.

00:25:20.000 This new guy sucks.

00:25:21.000 His voice is gay. 0.96

00:25:22.000 Ryan is funny, and I like his retarded quips. 1.00

00:25:24.000 It adds more variety.

00:25:25.000 Anyway, keep up the good work, bud, but fuck you for getting rid of Ryan.

00:25:31.000 from a guy named C Wines.

00:25:32.000 Can I have Ryan?

00:25:33.000 Can I have?

00:25:35.000 Who wrote?

00:25:39.000 I'm sorry.

00:25:40.000 No problem.

00:25:42.000 Thanks.

00:25:44.000 Can I have Ryan's job since he doesn't want it anymore?

00:25:46.000 And then he sends a second email that says, that was a joke.

00:25:50.000 I hope Ryan's okay.

00:25:51.000 The comedic chemistry between you two is great.

00:25:54.000 Now I'd like to cut to a video that a fan made about Ryan.

00:26:00.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:26:03.000 Okay, just scrolling, scrolling.

00:26:06.000 Hold on one second.

00:26:06.000 Hope you don't mind.

00:26:08.000 Oh, you mentioned pulling it up earlier, and I guess you didn't.

00:26:12.000 I got it.

00:26:13.000 Okay, just in time.

00:26:16.000 Welcome to the show.

00:26:18.000 Dave Cast is here training our new producer, Ryan Katsu Rivera.

00:26:21.000 Okay, so this was supposed to be a anniversary video since it's coming up on my one-year anniversary working with you and for you.

00:26:29.000 Who made this?

00:26:31.000 Hi.

00:26:31.000 I will tell you in a second.

00:26:32.000 Welcome to the show.

00:26:33.000 Well, I don't really care.

00:26:34.000 It wasn't you, though.

00:26:35.000 No.

00:26:36.000 No, this is made by one of the guys from the sub.

00:26:40.000 I think it's Bob's Dylan.

00:26:41.000 I don't know what a sub is.

00:26:42.000 I'm a boomer.

00:26:42.000 Oh, the subreddit.

00:26:44.000 Hi.

00:26:44.000 Okay.

00:26:45.000 Welcome to the show.

00:26:47.000 Dave Cast is here training our new producer, Ryan Ketsu Rivera.

00:26:56.000 Supposed to have all these up.

00:27:00.000 It's the last one, you buffoon.

00:27:03.000 It's a very difficult situation.

00:27:05.000 Can you try?

00:27:06.000 It's a very difficult situation.

00:27:10.000 Apparently, Ryan ain't working here no more.

00:27:13.000 He didn't show up for work today, and I'm...

00:27:19.000 I give you 37 strikes and then you're out.

00:27:22.000 And today was 37.

00:27:24.000 And he's out.

00:27:25.000 Ah, shit.

00:27:28.000 I guess I gotta change the music now, right?

00:27:31.000 Fuck.

00:27:32.000 Hold on.

00:27:33.000 Very swear-heavy episode.

00:27:39.000 Supposed to have all these up.

00:27:43.000 It's the last one.

00:27:44.000 You buffoon us.

00:27:46.000 It's a very difficult situation.

00:27:48.000 And you try.

00:27:49.000 It's a very difficult situation.

00:27:51.000 Now it's sad means.

00:27:52.000 When I say last one, it's because I'm looking at my notes.

00:27:55.000 D-Y-K-E. 0.99

00:27:58.000 What?

00:27:59.000 I was going to say as a seven.

00:28:03.000 Some good times.

00:28:05.000 We are the shittiest detectives.

00:28:08.000 You remember the good times?

00:28:10.000 Yes, I remember the good times like they were yesterday.

00:28:12.000 Today is a good time.

00:28:14.000 Yeah, it is.

00:28:15.000 Your email should be open!

00:28:16.000 That's not so much of a good time.

00:28:17.000 What are you doing?

00:28:18.000 Jumail unused.

00:28:20.000 No, it's in today's notes, you retard! 1.00

00:28:23.000 I can absolutely teach.

00:28:24.000 I've been doing that for years, trying to teach people.

00:28:28.000 My hand's always touching my head like a magneto.

00:28:31.000 Trying to move metals.

00:28:33.000 I sent you this fing email, Royal! 0.98

00:28:36.000 Bittersweet.

00:28:39.000 Wow!

00:28:40.000 You gotta add the word bloody.

00:28:43.000 It's a bloody madhouse out there.

00:28:45.000 It's biologically different.

00:28:47.000 What school did you...

00:28:52.000 Was it sentimental?

00:28:53.000 Was it made of paper?

00:28:55.000 It's a very difficult situation.

00:28:57.000 It's very difficult to erase.

00:29:00.000 That's the best one of ever.

00:29:01.000 Actually, the fu dude, I'm making very difficult you. 1.00

00:29:06.000 Yeah, okay.

00:29:07.000 Wait, now you're opening your email?

00:29:09.000 What did you pick this from?

00:29:12.000 Oh, Monigo!

00:29:13.000 Who's that Monigo? 0.93

00:29:17.000 Oh, my Lord in heaven, Jesus Christ.

00:29:21.000 What are you doing?

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 08, 2019

S02E33 - JONAS BROS

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