Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E42 - BALTIMORE BLOWS

00:00:14.000 When I was in the third grade, I thought that I was dead.

00:00:17.000 Cause I could go buzz and I could keep my moves.

00:00:20.000 I told my mom, tears rushing down my face.

00:00:22.000 She's like, Ben, you've loved girls since before pre-K.

00:00:27.000 Yeah, I guess she had a point, didn't she?

00:00:29.000 Bunch of stereotypes all in my head.

00:00:31.000 I remember doing the math, like, yeah, I'm good at Little League.

00:00:34.000 A preconceived idea of what it all meant for those that like the same.

00:00:37.000 Thank you.

00:00:43.000 That was Macklemore and a song about gays.

00:00:47.000 Loving gays.

00:00:48.000 This is my dog.

00:00:49.000 His name is Leroy.

00:00:51.000 I didn't name him.

00:00:52.000 My daughter did.

00:00:53.000 I don't know why he's named Leroy.

00:00:54.000 This is the dog I mentioned many times in the past about how I feel.

00:00:58.000 Nothing.

00:00:58.000 I don't want to hurt him, but this is just a ball of fur that could live or die.

00:01:04.000 Oh, he's shaking.

00:01:04.000 Oops, sorry.

00:01:05.000 I guess he's scared of being up there.

00:01:08.000 He's in the studio because my wife is away with the kids visiting her mother.

00:01:14.000 And I don't want to leave him all alone at home because I'm not a sadist, but I feel nothing for him.

00:01:20.000 He's an animal.

00:01:21.000 Like, I eat animals all the time.

00:01:23.000 Probably have an animal after this show.

00:01:24.000 I'm going to go have either a pig or a cow. 0.98

00:01:29.000 And plenty of Asians eat dogs, so I don't understand why we're putting them on a pedestal. 1.00

00:01:35.000 God, Ricky Gervais loves his dogs.

00:01:38.000 A pedestal.

00:01:40.000 Oh, that reminds me of something before we get started.

00:01:42.000 Ryan said something on Friday that is so annoying, it made my blood boil.

00:01:47.000 And I want to pass it on to you so you're in a bad mood for the rest of the day.

00:01:51.000 This is the most infuriating and unfunny thing I've ever heard in my life.

00:01:56.000 Now, we did a free speech, the show, and we had Ann Coulter on and Gina Belafonte, Harry Belafonte's daughter.

00:02:04.000 Fascinating woman, very liberal. 0.98

00:02:08.000 And I kind of have been punching the steering wheel all weekend because I was too careful on this.

00:02:15.000 And then after we started doing shots, and we got pretty hammered, and like I consider her a friend now.

00:02:22.000 And Anne pointed out at the end after we were done and we were partying, and goes, we should have talked about sex.

00:02:31.000 And I just, all weekend, I was just punching the steering wheel, mad at myself for being a pussy, because I wanted it to go well.

00:02:38.000 So I treaded very lightly throughout the thing.

00:02:41.000 And I think I may have hurt the quality of the conversation.

00:02:45.000 But if there's one thing that women, I would dare call the middle-aged women, can bond on, it's how bad sex is for millennials and young people today, how the whole thing's been kind of ruined.

00:03:00.000 That would have been a great subject.

00:03:01.000 For example, porn is so mainstream now that women are expected to do ungodly things on the first date. 0.99

00:03:09.000 And they've actually had a, there's been a problem with generation-wise anal muscle retention.

00:03:14.000 Excuse me if you have kids watching, but I hope they don't understand what I'm talking about.

00:03:18.000 AMR for short.

00:03:35.000 Every time you open your mouth, it's the same feeling as losing $100.

00:03:40.000 Wow.

00:03:41.000 It's just like, wait a minute, it's not my wallet.

00:03:44.000 I didn't have it in my front.

00:03:45.000 Oh my God, I must have lost it in the ocean.

00:03:47.000 What the fuck?

00:03:48.000 Well, every time you speak, it's like I found $100.

00:03:52.000 Great.

00:03:53.000 Kiss my ass. 0.96

00:03:54.000 That'll make things better.

00:03:55.000 Okay, here's what he said on the weekend after, I think, Gina.

00:03:59.000 No, this is before we started shooting even.

00:04:01.000 Yeah, we're getting set up.

00:04:02.000 We're doing the intro.

00:04:03.000 And I can't remember what the context was, but I was laughing and saying, it's funny because it's true. 0.72

00:04:09.000 And then Ryan decides he wants to add to that.

00:04:11.000 And by the way, the thing that we were laughing at was funny and it was true.

00:04:14.000 So it was a very relevant thing to say and it was applicable.

00:04:17.000 He goes, it's F because it's T. And then it's kind of happy with himself after, like, nailed it.

00:04:26.000 I'm still pretty pumped.

00:04:27.000 And me and the other two guys who were setting up just sort of look at him just like a pedophile.

00:04:32.000 Just disgusted.

00:04:34.000 John was smiling.

00:04:36.000 No, he wasn't.

00:04:38.000 Well, our other friend liked it.

00:04:40.000 No, you're wrong.

00:04:41.000 It was a hit.

00:04:41.000 Shut up.

00:04:42.000 Wrong.

00:04:44.000 All right, so we got a lot going on today, as is the case with all Mondays.

00:04:48.000 I thought we could have the show ready.

00:04:50.000 I thought you were already done with Free Speech the Show, but you say it might be late tonight or something or tomorrow?

00:04:55.000 I can crank it out by tonight.

00:04:58.000 It's going to be a hefty load.

00:05:01.000 That's what she said.

00:05:02.000 Okay.

00:05:04.000 See, that's a lame joke that's funny.

00:05:06.000 F because it's T?

00:05:08.000 Like, we'd have to be at a place called F T or something.

00:05:12.000 There needs to be at least a hair of context.

00:05:16.000 I think it's just absurdism.

00:05:18.000 It's F because it's T. No. 0.72

00:05:21.000 I'm getting, like, I feel stress.

00:05:23.000 It's like putting a good picture in a really shitty frame.

00:05:26.000 It's like, kind of.

00:05:27.000 It's so dumb and annoying that it gives me sort of, I feel poison.

00:05:31.000 I feel toxins in my shoulders.

00:05:33.000 It's like having a mansion and parking a bad car in the future.

00:05:35.000 No, shut up. 1.00

00:05:39.000 All right.

00:05:39.000 The reason we chose that is because I was on Bill Schultz's show Morning, and I was discussing that I was kicked out of a bar on the weekend after we did the shoot with Ann Coulter because I was recognized.

00:05:49.000 And I was rejected service because of my political views.

00:05:52.000 That's New York City for you.

00:05:54.000 But before I get to that, she was talking about John Mayer.

00:05:59.000 And I said, not a fan.

00:06:01.000 And I goes, because he ripped off People Get Ready.

00:06:01.000 And she goes, why not?

00:06:03.000 And then she goes, you know, that people get ready.

00:06:07.000 There's a train coming.

00:06:11.000 Don't need no ticket.

00:06:13.000 Just get on board.

00:06:15.000 I'm kind of as good as Robin Quivers with singing.

00:06:18.000 Anyway, and she said, oh, come on.

00:06:22.000 It's more of an homage.

00:06:23.000 Lots of songs use that breakdown.

00:06:24.000 And I said, name one, and she couldn't.

00:06:26.000 So in her defense, I played that because it is the same Riff, people get ready.

00:06:33.000 There's a trainer coming.

00:06:37.000 Play it.

00:06:40.000 You know what?

00:06:40.000 Play the video.

00:06:41.000 Show us the video.

00:06:42.000 Why would you not show us the video today?

00:06:48.000 You know what annoys me about this song?

00:06:50.000 It's like it's okay to be gay.

00:06:52.000 When I was in the third grade, I thought that I was gay.

00:06:55.000 This song was from 2016 or something.

00:06:58.000 Yeah.

00:06:59.000 And then he talks about right-wing conservatives who want to deprogram you.

00:07:04.000 The deprogramming gay thing is remarkably rare. 0.93

00:07:08.000 In fact, there's a hell of a lot more people that want to make our kids gay and make them into drag queens and take them to drag queen story time and tell them they're trans and give them pills to block their hormones.

00:07:20.000 There's a hell of a lot more of that than there is conversion therapy.

00:07:25.000 So.

00:07:28.000 This is like hate has no home here.

00:07:29.000 It's just redundant.

00:07:32.000 Turn it up.

00:07:35.000 And this scene.

00:07:36.000 It must be weird to be a gay dude at spin the bottle when you get a girl. 1.00

00:07:39.000 Yeah, it's weird to be gay.

00:07:41.000 It's weird to play spin the bottle.

00:07:43.000 You represent one in a hundred people.

00:07:45.000 That's weird.

00:07:47.000 It's weird to be albino.

00:07:51.000 It's weird to be really, really good at math.

00:07:55.000 You must feel unusual when you can see numbers as shapes and everyone else is struggling.

00:08:04.000 Anyway, very brave of McElmore to say, I don't hate gays.

00:08:09.000 How brave.

00:08:10.000 It's like that guy, you should follow me on Parlor, Gavin McInnes.

00:08:15.000 I was talking about that guy, Taiki Wawala, the guy who did the Thor movie Ragnarok.

00:08:20.000 And he's got a new movie out where he plays Hitler.

00:08:23.000 Siskid has an imaginary friend named Hitler.

00:08:26.000 And they go, did you do any practicing for the role?

00:08:29.000 And he goes, no, Hitler's a cunt.

00:08:31.000 Oh, someone doesn't like Hitler.

00:08:35.000 That's pretty intense.

00:08:37.000 Wow.

00:08:38.000 That's a brave stance.

00:08:41.000 I can already feel the studio getting hot.

00:08:42.000 I'm getting worried.

00:08:44.000 Getting a little heated.

00:08:48.000 Looming.

00:08:48.000 This is the problem with being Scottish.

00:08:50.000 Heat is like, it's spooky.

00:08:53.000 It scares you.

00:08:54.000 It's a threat.

00:08:56.000 Anyway, you can't talk about this song, Same Love, I believe it's called, without talking about the problem that it had in the African-American community in the hip-hop world.

00:09:06.000 Specifically, Lord Jamal, who's a well-known rap aficionado here in New York, who's not into gay stuff.

00:09:14.000 And what's the question there?

00:09:16.000 Say, what effect do you think McAmore's Same Love song will have on the future of hip-hop music?

00:09:21.000 You don't see this.

00:09:22.000 This didn't go anywhere.

00:09:23.000 If a white guy had said this, or someone in a MAGA hat, but let's see what rap thinks of gays.

00:09:35.000 Yeah.

00:09:36.000 I don't know what the effect is going to have.

00:09:38.000 Do you know what I mean?

00:09:40.000 Like, I acknowledge his talent and skill.

00:09:44.000 From what I heard, you know, the song on the radio, the couple songs that they play on the radio, and then one of my boys played another, one of his videos, something about like about overdosing on drugs or some shit like that.

00:09:59.000 And it was dope.

00:10:01.000 I like his music.

00:10:04.000 But I feel like Lord Jamal could be a racist who hates white people.

00:10:11.000 And I also feel like I can get along with him really well.

00:10:14.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:10:15.000 No, you all right, McGinnis.

00:10:17.000 I don't like white people, and I don't know why we're having a beer right now, but you seem pretty real. 1.00

00:10:17.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:10:23.000 You keep it real.

00:10:24.000 Exactly.

00:10:25.000 Actually, that's one of the gayest things I've ever said.

00:10:27.000 I'm talking about how black guy would think I was so cool. 1.00

00:10:30.000 I didn't mean to say that.

00:10:31.000 What I meant was even, I just, I get along with honest people, no matter what their politics are.

00:10:39.000 I can't believe I just.

00:10:40.000 Real would recognize real is what you're trying to say.

00:10:42.000 Yeah.

00:10:42.000 I guess.

00:10:43.000 Nothing wrong.

00:10:44.000 We may have to edit that out.

00:10:47.000 Yo, if I was to hang out with this dude, he'd be like, you the realest nigga I ever met, Gavin. 1.00

00:10:51.000 You dope.

00:10:52.000 And I'd be like, thanks, Lord Jamal.

00:10:54.000 Literally, take my money.

00:10:56.000 I know you got it good and shit, but what?

00:11:00.000 A lot of shit, but I don't give a fuck.

00:11:02.000 Okay, I'm going to say what I have to say.

00:11:05.000 Okay.

00:11:06.000 White rappers. 0.50

00:11:08.000 That's me.

00:11:12.000 You're coming to this almost as a guest.

00:11:17.000 That's fair.

00:11:17.000 Okay?

00:11:18.000 Matter of fact, you are guests in the house of hip-hop.

00:11:22.000 Sure.

00:11:24.000 Just because you have a hit record doesn't give you the right, as I feel, to voice your opinion.

00:11:39.000 Let me say it again.

00:11:42.000 White rappers, those of y'all who really study the culture, okay?

00:11:48.000 I'm going to start doing that.

00:11:49.000 Sure.

00:11:50.000 That truly love hip-hop and all that.

00:11:53.000 Keep it real with yourself.

00:11:54.000 You know this is a black man's thing.

00:11:57.000 Okay, we started this.

00:11:59.000 This is our shit.

00:12:00.000 We've allowed you, those of you who have proven is that black men are not gay.

00:12:07.000 Don't bring gay stuff in here. 1.00

00:12:08.000 This is a black guy thing. 0.63

00:12:09.000 What about Milo's husband?

00:12:10.000 There's no black gays? 1.00

00:12:12.000 There's a lot of black gays.

00:12:13.000 A hell of a lot of black gays.

00:12:15.000 In New York City, most of the transsexuals and, you know, kind of very flamboyantly dressed homosexuals, usually you're black. 1.00

00:12:23.000 Yeah.

00:12:24.000 From what I see.

00:12:24.000 Okay, so you know where he's going with all that.

00:12:26.000 But I was thinking, I like playing Devil's Advocate, and I was thinking about it, what if I was super into death metal and that was part of my scene, my culture, and then these chicks came along and they said, we're doing an all-female death metal band.

00:12:38.000 And I'd go, okay, all right, let's check it out.

00:12:40.000 I'm open-minded.

00:12:42.000 And then they had this major death metal song about gay marriage.

00:12:46.000 And it had like death metal guys making out with each other and stuff.

00:12:49.000 I could see as a death metal dude going, yo, female death metalers. 1.00

00:12:56.000 This is our house.

00:12:58.000 This is a Nordic thing.

00:13:00.000 And you making it all about gay is antithetical to the Satan-loving death metal.

00:13:07.000 You wouldn't be speaking that way, though, would you?

00:13:09.000 Oh, yeah.

00:13:10.000 You'd be like, like, metal's kind of like, like, no offense, but they're actually kind of like soyboy-ish.

00:13:17.000 these metal kids.

00:13:18.000 All right, anyway, I feel like we're off to a slow start.

00:13:21.000 Let's check out the news.

00:13:22.000 Now, there's some horrible news.

00:13:23.000 People don't come to this show for breaking news, but when there's a vast shooting, we sort of have to say our take.

00:13:29.000 It takes away from the comedy because it's horrific.

00:13:31.000 I saw this video, I think a black woman shot.

00:13:34.000 She seems totally bored by the whole thing.

00:13:37.000 I was going to say non-plussed, but folks at home, non-plussed means surprised.

00:13:43.000 So stop saying it to mean bored.

00:13:46.000 Is it horizontal the whole time, though?

00:13:48.000 I think she switches it up.

00:13:50.000 Oh, in that case, I'll reset.

00:13:53.000 But I think she, I don't know.

00:13:55.000 Okay, just play it.

00:13:56.000 Oh, shit.

00:13:58.000 What's going on?

00:13:59.000 What's going on?

00:14:02.000 Oh, great.

00:14:03.000 Got some buffering.

00:14:04.000 Got some buffering.

00:14:06.000 So anyway, she seems quite calm.

00:14:09.000 Word on the street is that it's a gun-free zone, and everyone's bags were checked before they went in.

00:14:16.000 And the gunman actually came in through the fence.

00:14:18.000 He cut a hole in the fence.

00:14:20.000 Play it?

00:14:21.000 Oh, shoot.

00:14:22.000 They shoot him.

00:14:24.000 Oh, shh.

00:14:27.000 Who shoot up a garlic festival? 0.82

00:14:31.000 Look at them walk away with the kid. 0.57

00:14:33.000 She goes, ooh, they shoot him.

00:14:35.000 Who shoot up a garlic festival? 0.82

00:14:37.000 And it's just like, just like shaking her head sounding.

00:14:39.000 Grab the kid and run. 0.96

00:14:41.000 A six-year-old was one of the victims, I'm afraid.

00:14:44.000 There's three dead.

00:14:45.000 One of them is a six-year-old in a bouncy castle.

00:14:48.000 I don't like to talk about the shooter because they're doing this for fame.

00:14:53.000 Not that they're doing this to be on Gavin on Get Off My Lawn.

00:14:57.000 But I think the shooter might be relevant here.

00:14:58.000 He appears to be Iranian.

00:15:01.000 So we've got a few of our common tropes here.

00:15:06.000 One, Godfrey Zones are where shooters choose.

00:15:09.000 And two, this appears to be another example of the trouble with Islam. 0.80

00:15:14.000 He doesn't like white twats. 1.00

00:15:16.000 By the way, if you're Iranian and Italian, you're a white twat. 1.00

00:15:19.000 Sorry, guys.

00:15:21.000 You're in the same boat as me.

00:15:26.000 But yeah, that's pretty much as horrific as it gets.

00:15:31.000 And I hate how both sides are going to politicize this, just like I just did.

00:15:38.000 I hate how the other side's going to do what I just did.

00:15:41.000 I don't know.

00:15:42.000 I feel like this isn't a news show.

00:15:44.000 We don't come here for breaking news.

00:15:45.000 You got Breitbart.

00:15:46.000 You got Gateway Pundit.

00:15:49.000 Social media, Twitter will cover all this.

00:15:51.000 So we'll say our piece.

00:15:52.000 That's our piece.

00:15:53.000 You know where we stand on these shootings.

00:15:54.000 If it wasn't a gun-free zone, I heard people saying, well, the cops were there.

00:15:58.000 They have guns.

00:15:59.000 Yeah, but there could have been more guns than there normally are.

00:16:04.000 Secondly, we've said that there's a trouble with Islam.

00:16:08.000 And when the shooters, most shooters are suicidal.

00:16:12.000 About almost 90%.

00:16:14.000 I just want the biggest blowout for their death.

00:16:17.000 10% of the time, there's a political motive.

00:16:20.000 Out of that 10, about 1% is Christian and about 9% is Muslim.

00:16:25.000 So if you need to draw a political pattern, you're going to find it's a Muslim problem 10 times more than a Christian problem. 1.00

00:16:31.000 But generally, it's just a suicidal lunatic.

00:16:35.000 All right, can we start the show now, please?

00:16:37.000 I feel like we're off to a slow start.

00:16:37.000 Yes.

00:16:39.000 I feel like we're not having, we're not, it's not an enthusiastic show yet.

00:16:44.000 We do have coffee.

00:16:46.000 That helped last time.

00:16:47.000 Really?

00:16:48.000 You want me to get you a cup?

00:16:49.000 Has this been a stinker show?

00:16:51.000 No.

00:16:52.000 No, it's a Monday.

00:16:55.000 Garfield, if you're watching, I agree.

00:16:58.000 Check out this.

00:16:59.000 Okay, now we're going to do News of Clown World.

00:17:05.000 Front page of the New York Post today.

00:17:07.000 My bra saved my life.

00:17:09.000 Hmm.

00:17:10.000 Now, I'm not a journalist, but I seem to be better at journalism than most journalists.

00:17:15.000 You're supposed to have instincts as a journalist.

00:17:17.000 Like with Jussie Smollett, you're supposed to go, eh?

00:17:20.000 Your bra saved your life.

00:17:20.000 No.

00:17:22.000 Now, I'm familiar with bras. 0.90

00:17:24.000 Well, you just ruined the surprise, dude.

00:17:27.000 Go to the other one.

00:17:28.000 My bra saved my life, and you're thinking, so what was the clasp?

00:17:32.000 You had an enormous steel clasp that was like an inch thick.

00:17:38.000 How big are your tits? 1.00

00:17:40.000 You need basically a steel Rubik's cube to seal your Brazier. 0.89

00:17:46.000 And then they show her on the gurney.

00:17:48.000 Have you got that one?

00:17:49.000 That should be the next one.

00:17:50.000 No, there's not a third one there?

00:17:52.000 You show on the gurney and you go, wait, that's a sports bra. 0.97

00:17:52.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:17:55.000 Did she change her bra? 0.98

00:17:56.000 Where's the chainmail one?

00:17:58.000 And then in that same shot, you zoom in and you see the back of her.

00:18:02.000 She's got one of those weird back tits. 1.00

00:18:06.000 There's a hole in her bra. 0.99

00:18:08.000 Dear Liza, dear Liza, a hole in her bra. 0.99

00:18:11.000 Dear Liza, a hole.

00:18:14.000 How did your bra stop your bullet?

00:18:17.000 There's no blood.

00:18:19.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:18:20.000 Maybe it hasn't started yet.

00:18:23.000 Maybe they got that right up.

00:18:24.000 Maybe the bullet acts like a plug.

00:18:26.000 But how is that the clasp?

00:18:29.000 The journalist who's writing this should have gone, oh my God, that's a great story.

00:18:32.000 It should be on the front page.

00:18:33.000 Can I see your bra?

00:18:34.000 And he sees your bra and he goes, he should go, oh.

00:18:36.000 Well, it's not true.

00:18:38.000 Sports bras don't stop bullets. 1.00

00:18:38.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:18:41.000 That's a t-shirt, by the way.

00:18:44.000 Like, how, where did everyone's critical eye go?

00:18:48.000 That's right there on the page.

00:18:49.000 This is from the post?

00:18:50.000 Yes.

00:18:51.000 I have a feeling they're giving it to her saying that this bra saved her life, and it's the joke.

00:18:58.000 The whole joke is making fun of her.

00:19:01.000 They're feeding into it.

00:19:02.000 Like, this is what she said.

00:19:03.000 And here's the bra.

00:19:04.000 Once again, Ryan delivers the worst theories available to man.

00:19:09.000 No, the post has a sense of humor, though.

00:19:10.000 Not this kind of sense.

00:19:11.000 They don't mock black ladies who just got shot in the back.

00:19:14.000 Haha, bitch. 1.00

00:19:15.000 They're just reporting what she said.

00:19:18.000 So that's a ridiculous thing.

00:19:19.000 Are you saying it's like one of those, ain't nobody got time for that?

00:19:22.000 Yes.

00:19:23.000 That's ridiculous.

00:19:24.000 They're leaning into the loco.

00:19:25.000 No.

00:19:26.000 So whoever, I think maybe the people taking the pictures and the actual writer weren't, they didn't meet each other.

00:19:33.000 So he just got the story, wrote it down, and then the photographer was over there taking pictures.

00:19:37.000 And then he was like, Got my story.

00:19:39.000 Who cares that it's totally implausible?

00:19:43.000 Also, in Clown World, I'm watching TV the other day, and Trump is in trouble.

00:19:50.000 Apparently, it's racist to point out that Baltimore is a shithole.

00:19:53.000 And Trump's new thing is, when you complain about America and say how shitty of a job he's doing, he looks at your district or your home country, and he goes, well, that must be rocking.

00:20:04.000 If you're from Tokyo, yeah, you can tell Bill de Blasio that New York sucks because you're doing a better job.

00:20:10.000 But if you're from Somalia, Ilhan Omar, then I'm afraid you can't tell us how much America sucks. 0.95

00:20:19.000 And Rashid Talib, I think she was born in America, but she is a very strong pro-Palestinian Palestinian.

00:20:25.000 And Palestine, I don't think, could be worse.

00:20:28.000 I mean, they're all, when you get to that level of shithole, like the Congo, Palestine, Somalia, they're virtually indistinguishable. 1.00

00:20:33.000 They all look like LaGuardia, which I dropped my son off at the airport on Saturday.

00:20:39.000 It is in the Congo.

00:20:42.000 It is unbelievable, the cement pillars, and you have to go over this thing and under the...

00:20:52.000 And then we get there and the guy's like, where are you checking your baggage?

00:20:56.000 I'm like, why don't, can we just switch?

00:20:58.000 Because I think the Congo probably belongs here more than LaGuardia does belong in New York City. 0.98

00:21:06.000 Why are you here?

00:21:07.000 Why are you flying?

00:21:09.000 Fly, are you gay? 1.00

00:21:11.000 Fly or are you gay?

00:21:12.000 Fly or you're gay. 1.00

00:21:14.000 Yeah, that's the ultimate.

00:21:14.000 You're like, shit, I guess I'm taking a flight.

00:21:16.000 I'm jumping on.

00:21:17.000 I was joking in the car.

00:21:19.000 You gays are not allowed on this flight. 1.00

00:21:23.000 If you come on this flight, the ladies go to the back. 1.00

00:21:27.000 And you must pray to Jesus before we can take off because we do not want to crash.

00:21:34.000 He was not laughing.

00:21:36.000 No?

00:21:37.000 No, it's kind of, he doesn't get like that African airlines are probably kind of backwards. 0.99

00:21:43.000 There's nuance, sure.

00:21:47.000 Okay, so Trump said there's that guy who looks like a baby, that black guy.

00:21:52.000 He looks like a crying chocolate baby.

00:21:55.000 He, he, it's actually a, there's a meme of the Democrats being cry babies, and he looks exactly like it. 0.97

00:22:00.000 Or you know that mask you can get that looks like a crying baby?

00:22:03.000 He looks like that mask.

00:22:05.000 I forget his name.

00:22:06.000 But Trump said, why don't you fix Baltimore?

00:22:10.000 It's a shit.

00:22:11.000 He didn't say it's a shithole, but he said it's crime infested.

00:22:14.000 Okay.

00:22:15.000 Yeah, that's what he looks like.

00:22:16.000 He looks like the one on the top left.

00:22:19.000 That's the guy he was talking to.

00:22:21.000 That's the head of Baltimore, but black. 1.00

00:22:24.000 The guy who runs Baltimore.

00:22:25.000 Baltimore is one of the worst cities I've ever been in, I've ever seen.

00:22:31.000 I would go by it on the train when we would go to DC for CR-TV, and I was just shocked that it's not in the South.

00:22:39.000 There he is.

00:22:40.000 It's shockingly bad.

00:22:42.000 Roaches, rats, crime, shootings.

00:22:45.000 I mean, we saw the wire.

00:22:47.000 It is un-American. 0.86

00:22:49.000 It doesn't look like it's in America.

00:22:49.000 It's so bad.

00:22:51.000 Honestly, I'm not exaggerating.

00:22:53.000 So it's kind of a given.

00:22:54.000 Like, if I ran Baltimore and someone said, yeah, why don't you fix your own district?

00:22:57.000 I'd sort of go, look, okay.

00:23:00.000 It's sort of like the Mets when people go, your team sucks.

00:23:02.000 And I have to go, well, you know, we need a closer.

00:23:06.000 We're having some trouble with pitching.

00:23:08.000 And, you know, we got canoe.

00:23:10.000 But yeah, yeah, we have, we suck.

00:23:13.000 Even my kids, my kid always wears Mets stuff to school.

00:23:16.000 And the other kids, it's all Yankees at his school. 0.95

00:23:18.000 And they go, he goes, Mets, they go, Mets suck at him.

00:23:21.000 And he goes, you're not wrong.

00:23:24.000 That's how you should take it when you run Baltimore and someone says it's crime infested.

00:23:29.000 But what does the media do?

00:23:30.000 Well, they say the word infested is racist.

00:23:34.000 And then they start crying.

00:23:36.000 Let's check it out.

00:23:38.000 This is CNN.

00:23:39.000 This is news.

00:23:40.000 This is how the news is reported on CNN.

00:23:42.000 It's the only place like this.

00:23:44.000 It comes across as like a slam poetry jam.

00:23:48.000 Fox doesn't do this.

00:23:49.000 Not even Rush Limbaugh or Glenn Beck do this.

00:23:52.000 They do this sort of like weird social justice warrior pastor stuff.

00:23:58.000 All right, go ahead.

00:24:01.000 Nope.

00:24:02.000 That's the wrong thing.

00:24:04.000 No, it goes to the guy.

00:24:05.000 Okay.

00:24:06.000 It's just.

00:24:07.000 Let me give it a reload. 0.98

00:24:10.000 What's happened with the other Twitter link to it?

00:24:12.000 Keep it small then if it's not buffering.

00:24:18.000 Today, dude.

00:24:20.000 Oversight Committee Chairman Elijah Cummings.

00:24:22.000 He wrote this.

00:24:23.000 Cummings District is a disgusting, rat and rodent-infested mess.

00:24:28.000 If he spent more time in Baltimore, maybe he could help clean up this very dangerous and filthy place.

00:24:34.000 No human being would want to live there.

00:24:36.000 Correct.

00:24:37.000 Infested.

00:24:39.000 That's usually reserved for references to rodents and insects.

00:24:43.000 But we've seen the president invoke infestation to criticize lawmakers before.

00:24:49.000 You see a pattern here?

00:24:51.000 Just two weeks ago, President Trump protect four minority congresswomen. 1.00

00:24:55.000 This is totally dishonest journalism.

00:24:57.000 Crime infested is a common term.

00:24:59.000 Trump uses it all the time.

00:25:01.000 In fact, he used it to describe Jerry Brown and California being crime infested.

00:25:07.000 But they cut that out, and then they just put the icons of all the visible minorities and say, if the word infested appears near people of color, then it's a racist term.

00:25:19.000 Nice logic.

00:25:21.000 Why don't they go back to the totally broken and crime-infested places from which they came?

00:25:27.000 Reminder, three of them were born here.

00:25:29.000 All of them are American.

00:25:30.000 Infested, he says.

00:25:33.000 Wait a minute.

00:25:35.000 The crumpled up crying baby guy, he didn't say go back to Africa.

00:25:40.000 He said go back to Baltimore.

00:25:43.000 That's pretty reasonable, isn't it?

00:25:46.000 You're responsible for Baltimore.

00:25:48.000 Help me out here.

00:25:50.000 In January 2000.

00:25:51.000 You go back where you came from to Baltimore.

00:25:53.000 Congressman John Lewis should spend more time on fixing and helping his district, which is in horrible shape and falling apart, not to mention Crime infested.

00:26:02.000 Donald Trump has tweeted more than 43,000 times.

00:26:06.000 He's insulted thousands of people, many different types of people.

00:26:10.000 But when he tweets about infestation, it's about black and brown people. 0.98

00:26:15.000 That's not true.

00:26:15.000 September 2014 is the height of an urgent health emergency.

00:26:19.000 Why are we sending thousands of ill-trained soldiers into Ebola-infested areas of Africa?

00:26:26.000 Bring the plague to the U.S.?

00:26:28.000 Obama is so stupid.

00:26:29.000 Why?

00:26:30.000 Infested, he says.

00:26:32.000 There's a revolution going on in California.

00:26:34.000 So many sanctuary areas want out of this ridiculous crime-infested and breeding concept.

00:26:41.000 Infested, he says.

00:26:42.000 Just pause.

00:26:43.000 Jerry Brown.

00:26:44.000 That's California.

00:26:46.000 He just said, every time he says infested, it's about black and brown people.

00:26:50.000 And he just said Jerry Brown has an infested district.

00:26:54.000 What the hell is this clown talking about?

00:26:58.000 And again, the new attack on the right is just combing through like they're doing due diligence, like you're being audited, and trying to find a typo or something that you might have said literally typos or infested.

00:27:12.000 It's a secret code.

00:27:13.000 Now, if there's a world, this racist country, America, if your example of racism is these subliminal adjectives that might mean something, well, it's not exactly a dangerous place to be.

00:27:27.000 I think I would rather have a strange, suspicious adjective lurking in a sentence than I would go to Baltimore and get my head blown off for walking down the street.

00:27:39.000 I bet Baltimore has the same crime as New York City, and I bet that's one a day.

00:27:45.000 But don't look it up.

00:27:47.000 Right now.

00:27:48.000 Doodle ding ding.

00:27:51.000 Mmm.

00:27:52.000 Mm-hmm.

00:27:54.000 Then we got a tweet from Trenton.

00:27:55.000 No, go back.

00:27:57.000 That tweet was just mentioned, you kluts. 1.00

00:28:03.000 Wait, what are you doing?

00:28:04.000 You just jumped way ahead.

00:28:05.000 Resuming the video?

00:28:06.000 Is that resuming?

00:28:08.000 Yeah, okay.

00:28:09.000 Infested, he says.

00:28:11.000 There's a revolution going on in California.

00:28:14.000 So many sanctuary areas of that ridiculous crime-infested and breeding concept.

00:28:20.000 Infested.

00:28:22.000 The president says about Congressman Cummings' district.

00:28:28.000 This rig gets good that no human would want to live there.

00:28:39.000 You know who did, Mr. President?

00:28:40.000 I did.

00:28:41.000 Just pause.

00:28:43.000 And do you live there now, sir?

00:28:45.000 Or did you get the fuck out of there?

00:28:48.000 As soon as you could.

00:28:51.000 Now, here's the million-dollar question.

00:28:54.000 Is he, how real is this?

00:28:57.000 Like in North Korea, when the previous leader died, Kim Jong-il, or whatever his name was, and you saw people crying, I was watching the TV like a hawk, watching to see if actual tears came out.

00:29:09.000 And there were actual tears.

00:29:10.000 They were staining the cement.

00:29:12.000 So how much of this is pure acting?

00:29:14.000 Or there's a third possibility.

00:29:16.000 It's real.

00:29:17.000 It's fake.

00:29:19.000 He doesn't know it's fake.

00:29:21.000 Like, he brainwashed himself.

00:29:23.000 Oh, that was fast.

00:29:24.000 Wow, I can't believe you did your job.

00:29:26.000 I've watched this meticulously, and you do see stains on the cement where they're crying.

00:29:32.000 This is how they feel.

00:29:34.000 They probably want to cry like this all the time, and this is just a reason.

00:29:37.000 Yeah, you finally get a chance to.

00:29:39.000 See, look, stains.

00:29:41.000 I don't eat anything.

00:29:46.000 Maybe they're crying out of fear because if you don't cry, you're dead.

00:29:48.000 Yeah, that's all pretty.

00:29:50.000 A lot worth crying about in North Korea. 1.00

00:29:52.000 So I'm not sure how real that is, and I feel the same way about this guy with his...

00:30:02.000 You're someone who left there.

00:30:03.000 How are you proof?

00:30:07.000 That's not proof you wanted to be there.

00:30:09.000 And you don't live there anymore.

00:30:11.000 This is the worst argument I've ever seen.

00:30:14.000 Cry, baby.

00:30:15.000 How about some actual tears?

00:30:21.000 What are you doing, dude?

00:30:24.000 From the day I was brought home from the hospital to the day I left for college, a lot of people I care about still do.

00:30:32.000 There are challenges, no doubt.

00:30:34.000 But people are proud of their community.

00:30:37.000 I don't want to sound self-righteous.

00:30:41.000 But people get up and go to work there.

00:30:43.000 They care for their families there.

00:30:45.000 Where's the tears?

00:30:46.000 They love their children who pledge allegiance to the flag, just like people who live in districts of congressmen who support you, sir.

00:30:53.000 They are Americans, too.

00:30:55.000 We'll be right back.

00:30:59.000 So you don't want it to improve?

00:31:01.000 Yeah.

00:31:02.000 And he didn't give me any evidence of humans who want to be there.

00:31:07.000 He showed me one human who got out the second it was time for college and didn't come back.

00:31:12.000 And he said, the only thing he said bad about Baltimore is that there are challenges.

00:31:16.000 Folks at home, if you've never been to Baltimore, it is a shithole.

00:31:20.000 I'm petrified of Baltimore.

00:31:23.000 I did meet one human who likes it, though.

00:31:25.000 The guy who does drunk history.

00:31:28.000 What's his name again?

00:31:28.000 Derek Rivers or something?

00:31:30.000 He loves Baltimore.

00:31:32.000 Of course, he doesn't actually live there.

00:31:34.000 So he may just like the concept of Baltimore.

00:31:36.000 Derek Waters.

00:31:37.000 Derek Waters.

00:31:38.000 Like, I love 1980s New York when the clash played here and hip-hop was just starting.

00:31:44.000 I like that aesthetically to look at.

00:31:46.000 I don't want to go in a time machine to 80s New York and get the shit beaten out of me and get murdered and raped and fucking stabbed.

00:31:53.000 But aesthetically, it's pleasing.

00:31:55.000 So I have a sneaking suspicion, even with Derek Waters, he just sort of likes the concept of Baltimore, but he clearly doesn't want to live there.

00:32:02.000 Look at that place.

00:32:03.000 Is that America?

00:32:04.000 It's like roughing it.

00:32:05.000 It's like Pakistan. 1.00

00:32:08.000 Baltimore's West Side Hood.

00:32:12.000 Okay, also, saying that it's rat-infested, by the way, is a horrible thing to say, right?

00:32:20.000 Because it's not rat-infested.

00:32:22.000 It doesn't have so many rats that the streets are collapsing because they've burrowed underneath.

00:32:31.000 Jesus.

00:32:32.000 How dare Trump call Baltimore rat-infested?

00:32:36.000 Actually, in that same thing?

00:32:37.000 I think they have the mayor.

00:32:38.000 They caught her on tape saying this place sucks.

00:32:41.000 Is that on that?

00:32:42.000 Yeah, it is.

00:32:43.000 Check it out.

00:32:44.000 She says, just pause, pause.

00:32:46.000 She says, we need to just take all this shit down.

00:32:51.000 This is the mayor.

00:32:52.000 And then she also says, ugh, you can smell the rats.

00:32:55.000 Wow.

00:32:56.000 Is she racist? 1.00

00:32:57.000 Yes.

00:32:58.000 What are you doing?

00:32:59.000 Just play it.

00:33:00.000 Why are you always dancing around?

00:33:01.000 Oh, I got to resize it.

00:33:06.000 What the hell?

00:33:08.000 We should just take all this to Target.

00:33:10.000 Who needs to smell the rats? 0.99

00:33:11.000 Under Baltimore's Violence Reduction Initiative.

00:33:15.000 She just said you can smell the rats.

00:33:17.000 About a year ago, city leaders identified some of the city's most blind-like neighborhoods.

00:33:22.000 What the hell?

00:33:23.000 We should just take all this to Target.

00:33:26.000 Who needs to smell the rats? 0.99

00:33:29.000 Imagine having silly rats.

00:33:30.000 You could smell them?

00:33:32.000 What do they smell like?

00:33:33.000 Does she mean like rotting dead rodents?

00:33:36.000 It really looks worse than most third world places I've ever seen. 1.00

00:33:41.000 What the hell?

00:33:43.000 Okay, here's the end of my news cycle.

00:33:45.000 There's another type of...

00:33:52.000 I think his background is comedian.

00:33:54.000 And not only is infested a secret racist word that's floating through the cosmos, but if you accidentally say color instead of culture, you're, again, yet another example of racism.

00:34:05.000 And again, if this is the racism in your country, pretty good country.

00:34:10.000 A misspoken word, an adjective that makes you uncomfortable, sounds pretty good. 1.00

00:34:18.000 We just don't want to destroy the color of the culture of the country.

00:34:23.000 We just don't want to destroy the color of the culture of the country.

00:34:23.000 Right.

00:34:28.000 We just don't want to change the color.

00:34:30.000 Sorry, the culture of the country.

00:34:31.000 Well, isn't that proof that America racism is alive and well?

00:34:34.000 He mispronounced a word.

00:34:36.000 He made a typo.

00:34:37.000 They are combing through our lives searching for typos.

00:34:41.000 Even this Proud Boys case that starts today on Monday, where if they get the maximum sentence, they're looking at 60 years in prison for defending themselves against Antifa.

00:34:53.000 They were ambushed by Antifa.

00:34:55.000 They fought back and won.

00:34:58.000 And that's 60 years in prison.

00:35:02.000 And I told you that my old show, the Gavin McInnes show, had been subpoenaed.

00:35:06.000 And I was going through the quotes that they want.

00:35:09.000 And they were taking out segments.

00:35:10.000 Now, I assume you can't show jump cuts, but what you could do is show a thing, then pause, and then show another thing.

00:35:18.000 Now, you've still taken out the middle, but you're showing unedited clips.

00:35:23.000 You understand what I'm saying?

00:35:24.000 Instead of jump cut, where I go, I go something like, these guys are showing up with bricks.

00:35:30.000 We need to kick their asses or they're going to kill us.

00:35:32.000 And then you just go, we're going to kick their asses.

00:35:35.000 And you cut out the top and the bottom.

00:35:37.000 Convenient ins and outs.

00:35:38.000 Yes, convenient ins and outs.

00:35:40.000 And what is that doing?

00:35:41.000 That's combing through for typos.

00:35:43.000 Meanwhile, the right is getting death threats and getting doxxed.

00:35:47.000 35 Proud Boys getting fired.

00:35:49.000 I have to sue the SPLC to try to, I don't know, regain my reputation, which probably is not happening, but at least I can get some sort of remuneration for their character assassination.

00:36:01.000 Somebody had a tweet and they let me know about it in my messages saying someone should shoot Gavin McInnes, just like last week.

00:36:09.000 Tweet's still there.

00:36:10.000 Oh, really?

00:36:11.000 Yeah.

00:36:11.000 You're seeing?

00:36:13.000 I got to pull it up.

00:36:14.000 I got to log in and all that, but just take my word for it.

00:36:16.000 I saw that thing.

00:36:18.000 Well, I have hundreds of those.

00:36:20.000 Yeah, insane.

00:36:21.000 Like the whole, I mean, look at the mainstream right with Maxine Waters and Eric Holder and Tim Kaine all saying we need to fight them on the streets.

00:36:30.000 Was it Tim Kaine, the one whose son is in Antifa?

00:36:34.000 Anyway, violence from the left is totally normal and not analyzed.

00:36:38.000 Anything remotely unusual, like the word infested or saying, blurting out color instead of culture, well, that's indicative of the Third Reich. 0.93

00:36:46.000 The Fourth Reich, I should say. 0.98

00:36:48.000 Speaking of which, I went to a bar after hanging out with Anne and Gina, Belafonte, and it's a punk bar called Strange Love on 53rd and 3rd.

00:36:59.000 And the guy refused to serve me because of my political beliefs, because of who I am.

00:37:04.000 I wasn't wearing a MAGA hat.

00:37:05.000 He recognized me.

00:37:06.000 And the funny part, too, is that I have way more punk culture in my background than that bar ever.

00:37:14.000 They're just sort of like a pop-up bar that is like, hey, we're a punky.

00:37:17.000 Meanwhile, all the bands on the wall, I know.

00:37:19.000 In fact, the guy who did it is called Pete Rules.

00:37:22.000 He's really hamming up his Queen's accent in this clip.

00:37:24.000 And show the bar. 0.99

00:37:26.000 Okay.

00:37:27.000 And he's the guitar tech for Sick of It All.

00:37:30.000 Sick of it all.

00:37:30.000 Hung out with them a million times.

00:37:32.000 Very close friends with their manager forever.

00:37:35.000 I remember them getting in trouble.

00:37:37.000 This rap band Deep Mob tried to sue them because they had the same logo, but it's just a common tattoo thing.

00:37:42.000 Yeah, there's Pete Rules.

00:37:44.000 Just go up.

00:37:44.000 This is his Instagram feed, but go up higher.

00:37:48.000 Look in the top right there.

00:37:49.000 This is kind of off topic.

00:37:51.000 The top right.

00:37:52.000 That's not it.

00:37:52.000 No.

00:37:53.000 The bum.

00:37:54.000 Oh, yeah.

00:37:56.000 Is that a day ruiner or what?

00:37:57.000 Yeah, I did not want to see that.

00:38:01.000 Sometimes Robert Crumb talks about this, the day ruiners, where you'll see something and you'll just think, well, that's never going to be in my life.

00:38:07.000 And you just become sad.

00:38:08.000 That's a sad bum.

00:38:10.000 Oh, the guy's pretty and everything.

00:38:12.000 Oh, yeah.

00:38:12.000 It's an Antifa bar.

00:38:15.000 Well, so I said to Bill Schultz, who I was with, I said, okay, I'm going to go back in.

00:38:20.000 Film me being refused service here, just so we have it on top of it.

00:38:24.000 No, no problem.

00:38:24.000 Do you come back to that?

00:38:25.000 No problem.

00:38:27.000 That's my Bill Schultz.

00:38:28.000 Yeah, that's the guy there.

00:38:29.000 With the glasses.

00:38:32.000 That's the guitar tech for sick of it all who doesn't serve mega men.

00:38:37.000 He likes doggies, though.

00:38:37.000 There he is.

00:38:40.000 They never have families, these guys.

00:38:42.000 They just have pets.

00:38:43.000 They're all doggy dads and cat moms.

00:38:47.000 All right, go to the clip.

00:38:50.000 Bill Schultz is not the best at camera work.

00:38:55.000 Hi.

00:38:56.000 I have an apron on.

00:39:02.000 I know he's filming it this time, but the answer is still the same.

00:39:13.000 You can't have a button.

00:39:17.000 You can have a button.

00:39:19.000 You can have a button.

00:39:21.000 Why not?

00:39:23.000 I've got to tell you why not.

00:39:25.000 You've got to snap off.

00:39:27.000 I've never told you the second time.

00:39:29.000 Is it good?

00:39:31.000 Are you getting all the good shit?

00:39:34.000 Did you catch that?

00:39:35.000 Ew, is he hamming up his accent to try to sound tougher?

00:39:38.000 That's gross, dude.

00:39:39.000 Yes.

00:39:40.000 And is that definitely the same guy as Pete Rules?

00:39:43.000 I know Pete Rules is a bartender at that place.

00:39:46.000 His face looks he looks much nerdier in that video than he does in that.

00:39:51.000 Let me check here.

00:39:53.000 Maybe it's not the same.

00:39:54.000 That's a bartender at Strange Love.

00:39:56.000 But I did notice on the Strange Love page, you got this guy at the top right.

00:40:01.000 That's him.

00:40:03.000 The one that looks like Wayne's.

00:40:04.000 Oh, I think I got it wrong.

00:40:06.000 Might be a different.

00:40:07.000 That's the guy.

00:40:08.000 Yeah.

00:40:10.000 Look, he's a badass.

00:40:11.000 Do you think he's hamming up his accent to try to sound more New York?

00:40:14.000 I did do that, didn't I?

00:40:15.000 Tell you that.

00:40:16.000 You got to step off.

00:40:16.000 This is your second time coming here.

00:40:18.000 The answer is still no.

00:40:19.000 It's gross.

00:40:20.000 Oh, you got your little filming thing?

00:40:22.000 And then I go, could I just get a bud?

00:40:24.000 And he goes, you can get a bud anywhere on this street, but here.

00:40:27.000 Very theatrical and lame.

00:40:31.000 Well, I prefer New Yorkers using their New York accent to sound tough than that.

00:40:35.000 Yo, you got to step off.

00:40:37.000 Don't front with me.

00:40:39.000 There's a tinge of that, too.

00:40:40.000 I don't got to tell you why not.

00:40:45.000 Listen, I've got to tell you why not.

00:40:45.000 Why not?

00:40:48.000 You got to step off.

00:40:51.000 Anyway, he returns his hands to a clasping position after everything.

00:40:56.000 That means his adrenaline is pumping.

00:40:58.000 So my solution to this, obviously, is not to be a little bitch and call for a boycott or try to get him fired. 0.97

00:41:06.000 This is my new favorite bar.

00:41:07.000 I'm just going to keep going on a regular basis, take pictures of me there, pretend that they sponsor the podcast, leave them great reviews, have Proud Boys meetups there, make flyers.

00:41:18.000 It's the official Proud Boys bar.

00:41:20.000 This now is the new MAGA bar of New York.

00:41:23.000 That's a strange type of love that you're showing.

00:41:27.000 Oh, fuck.

00:41:28.000 When you say something funny, it's like shocking.

00:41:30.000 Are you okay?

00:41:31.000 Whoa, I got kind of dizzy.

00:41:33.000 Oh, they fucking took our meme, dude.

00:41:35.000 Oh, but that's good.

00:41:38.000 Plenty of more reasons to like them.

00:41:41.000 Yeah, we love them.

00:41:42.000 I endorse Strange Love Bar.

00:41:44.000 It is the official bar of Get Off My Lawn.

00:41:46.000 It's a wonderful place.

00:41:48.000 Please, if you're a proud boy or you're pro-Trump, please leave them a great review and say how it's nice.

00:41:53.000 You know, in New York City, to be walking around with a mega hat, you feel like a pariah, but then you can go to Strange Love and feel at home.

00:42:00.000 That's the kind of place where mega men get to hang. 0.87

00:42:03.000 Thank you, Strangelove, for being a Trump-friendly zone.

00:42:09.000 All right, I also wanted to do a little pedophilia update.

00:42:12.000 Just check in on the most horrible thing imaginable besides killing kids, and that is sexualizing them. 1.00

00:42:21.000 Two things I noticed here.

00:42:22.000 The really strange tweet, speaking of strange love, from Stranger Things.

00:42:27.000 The Stranger Things account, which I've double-checked.

00:42:30.000 It's got like 5 million followers.

00:42:32.000 It's the real one.

00:42:34.000 Check out this tweet they put out on the weekend or last week.

00:42:37.000 Touch my butt. 0.96

00:42:39.000 I don't care.

00:42:43.000 90% of the show shows kids.

00:42:46.000 Sometimes you see an adult, but it's usually in the context of taking care of a kid.

00:42:52.000 What is going on?

00:42:54.000 I don't know what that means.

00:42:56.000 If you run the Twitter account of a show that is mostly about kids, don't ever have anything about butts being touched.

00:43:03.000 Is that too much to ask?

00:43:05.000 Isn't that weird?

00:43:08.000 Touch my butt, I don't care. 1.00

00:43:09.000 I can't see how that's not sexual.

00:43:12.000 Maybe a colonoscopy?

00:43:14.000 But you wouldn't say that to the guy.

00:43:17.000 We're ready with the camera, sir.

00:43:18.000 Touch my butt, I don't care. 1.00

00:43:20.000 Even the guy with the camera would go, ugh, God.

00:43:24.000 But here's an even weirder one.

00:43:26.000 BuzzFeed, I sent this to you as a separate thing.

00:43:29.000 These homos are talking about how much they love having sex on a hike in public, and they just gotta bring in kids into the equation. 1.00

00:43:38.000 Check this out.

00:43:39.000 I didn't want to say where, because maybe you weren't supposed to have sex over there. 1.00

00:43:42.000 We weren't hiking.

00:43:43.000 It was like a walk.

00:43:44.000 It was like a hike, okay?

00:43:45.000 Don't undermine the two miles that we walked.

00:43:47.000 So there was like the trail people walking in those bushes and then there was like an entire open field.

00:43:51.000 It started on the bench, remember?

00:43:55.000 We sat on a bench and I think I went down on him and then there was like a pathway so we decided to move.

00:44:08.000 That's when we walked behind the bushes.

00:44:10.000 There was definitely families and kids like everywhere.

00:44:12.000 Yes, there were.

00:44:14.000 There were family and kids.

00:44:14.000 Don't be playing.

00:44:16.000 I saw them for sure and I was like, keep on going.

00:44:18.000 It's okay.

00:44:18.000 I mean, that's like the adrenaline.

00:44:20.000 I was like, yeah, this is hot.

00:44:22.000 People are watching.

00:44:24.000 That's.

00:44:26.000 Did they think?

00:44:27.000 There were families and kids there.

00:44:28.000 Did they think when they said it?

00:44:29.000 Did they think when they posted it?

00:44:30.000 Are they thinking now?

00:44:32.000 Yeah, I mean, I don't want the news censoring people.

00:44:36.000 So if two gays say that it's really hot to have sex in front of kids, I don't want you to cut that out. 0.99

00:44:42.000 But I have a feeling that this was not presented as a, holy shit, this is, we're normalizing pedophilia.

00:44:49.000 I have a feeling that was presented as fun.

00:44:52.000 Meanwhile, the right is getting this typo, Gestapo, going through and saying, oh, you blurted out color instead of culture.

00:45:00.000 Oh, you said infestation in the wrong context that I don't like.

00:45:05.000 Double standards here.

00:45:06.000 You know what I think is going on too with kids?

00:45:09.000 So political correctness has said, no black jokes, no this joke, no that joke.

00:45:14.000 So people who want to do raunchy comedy really only have one venue, and it's pedophilia, weird kids stuff.

00:45:22.000 Like remember that SNL sketch where they showed Kristen Wigg was in love with her son and they had this weird sexual Relationship.

00:45:31.000 Now, if the rest of SNL that night had a racial joke that was unfortunate and a potentially anti-Semitic thing and some sexism and some homophobia and other dangerous topics, then that would just seem like another taboo, silly, gross thing to do.

00:45:46.000 But when all the other jokes are clean and your one dirty joke is sex with kids, it really stands out.

00:45:54.000 And then we start normalizing this disgusting view of children.

00:45:58.000 And the next thing you know, trans kids are cool and Desmond is amazing.

00:46:02.000 And we've really singled out one group.

00:46:04.000 Everyone is protected here, but kids.

00:46:07.000 That's not the deal with Western society.

00:46:10.000 What does it say over the old bill in London?

00:46:12.000 It says, help the poor and protect the children, or something like that.

00:46:18.000 And this is the same big giant sign that Tommy Robinson has to walk under while he goes to jail for embarrassing pedophiles.

00:46:25.000 His second stint in jail for embarrassing pedophiles.

00:46:30.000 Defend the children of the poor and punish the wrongdoer.

00:46:33.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:46:35.000 All right.

00:46:36.000 How about the children of the rich?

00:46:38.000 What the fuck?

00:46:38.000 Yeah.

00:46:39.000 Yeah, if a rich kid gets raped, I want the guy prosecuted too.

00:46:45.000 Hello.

00:46:46.000 I've just been assaulted sexually.

00:46:47.000 How much money do you have?

00:46:48.000 You're rich.

00:46:50.000 Fucking.

00:46:52.000 You should be happy that you got money, all right?

00:46:55.000 Sorry you got raped.

00:46:58.000 Let's go to Le Sac.

00:47:05.000 What's male in French?

00:47:06.000 Oh, that's dismay.

00:47:07.000 Yeah, I wasn't gonna.

00:47:08.000 Sac disme.

00:47:09.000 That's the man sac.

00:47:11.000 That's gross.

00:47:14.000 one Let me touch it.

00:47:29.000 Owen Benjamin responded to your bashing.

00:47:32.000 Uh-oh.

00:47:33.000 Now, when I do Milo and I with Milo, Yiannopoulos, we tend to get a little catty.

00:47:39.000 Maybe we've had some drinks before the show.

00:47:42.000 It's all in good fun.

00:47:44.000 I like Owen Benjamin.

00:47:46.000 The anti-Semitic thing is disturbing, but I think he's dialed that back a little bit.

00:47:52.000 And the bigger picture is I think he's an interesting human being, and I consider him a friend.

00:47:57.000 I don't bash the right, by the way.

00:47:59.000 I don't bash Ben Shapiro, any of the never Trumpers.

00:48:04.000 I happily support them.

00:48:07.000 So if Owen took what we said, and I think, I believe someone said, what do you think of Owen Benjamin?

00:48:12.000 I just sort of went, I think that's as bad as it got.

00:48:16.000 And that is pretty normal if you're talking about Owen Benjamin.

00:48:20.000 I mean, that's, come on, Owen, you're pretty outrageous.

00:48:23.000 You know, like I tried to get Ezra Levant on the show with him, and he was like, nah, no, he's too far gone.

00:48:28.000 So the general consensus on Owen Benjamin among the sort of mainstream right is that he's drifted too far off.

00:48:36.000 I'm still there for him.

00:48:37.000 I still love the guy.

00:48:40.000 Somebody ripped this clip too, and it says, this is effing real.

00:48:45.000 Gavin McInnes and Milo versus Owen Benjamin.

00:48:47.000 And it's just a clip of me doing...

00:48:51.000 Yeah.

00:48:52.000 Is that how bad it gets?

00:48:54.000 Maybe we said more.

00:48:56.000 Let's see it.

00:48:57.000 You haven't watched the clip and you're telling us what it says?

00:48:59.000 Well, we have Owen Benjamin on the show.

00:49:01.000 Dude, I don't have a problem with Jews.

00:49:04.000 Just the Earth's flat, dude.

00:49:06.000 If you don't think that you're an actual retard, an automate, and a soyboy, be a bear. 1.00

00:49:12.000 Why is your head so still?

00:49:14.000 Dude, I'm so stable.

00:49:16.000 Like, you can say whatever you want.

00:49:18.000 Like, big bear's stable.

00:49:19.000 Owen, you need to get out of the swimming pool.

00:49:22.000 Your lips are blue.

00:49:24.000 All right.

00:49:25.000 Later.

00:49:28.000 Is that it?

00:49:29.000 Yes.

00:49:30.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

00:49:30.000 Then we did it the second time. 0.87

00:49:32.000 Come on.

00:49:33.000 Then there was the gossip part, though, where you're like, what do you think about Loomer?

00:49:36.000 What do you think about Shapiro?

00:49:37.000 What do you think about Benjamin?

00:49:38.000 And that was pretty tame, too.

00:49:41.000 We're comedians.

00:49:41.000 Come on, man.

00:49:42.000 We get ripped on.

00:49:43.000 Plus, we get death threats and shit.

00:49:45.000 And our skin should be pretty darn thick.

00:49:47.000 I like Owen a lot.

00:49:49.000 Like, I think I dropped it.

00:49:50.000 That's why you do his imitation so well because you've listened to 900 hours of him.

00:49:53.000 Yeah, I do listen to him.

00:49:54.000 Dude, his thing on anti-porn was like one of the best streams he's ever done.

00:49:58.000 And that was like a week ago.

00:49:59.000 Yeah, he's.

00:49:59.000 Very good.

00:50:01.000 Wait a minute.

00:50:02.000 When I first met him, he introduced me to this military dude who had been killed.

00:50:07.000 And the guy had committed suicide, I think.

00:50:10.000 And part of his military career was being destroyed by political correctness or something.

00:50:15.000 I've liked Owen Benjamin from the first moment I met him.

00:50:18.000 Yeah.

00:50:18.000 Jesus Christ, we can't rag on our buddies a little bit.

00:50:21.000 It's just the middleman.

00:50:22.000 Everything gets all, you know.

00:50:24.000 I remember once Anthony said something about my squaw wife and she's going to be drinking fire water and then everyone said to me, looks like your boy stabbed you in the back.

00:50:32.000 And I looked it up and I was like, that's funny.

00:50:34.000 He's making jokes about my wife.

00:50:35.000 Idiots.

00:50:36.000 He's not like degrading her.

00:50:38.000 It's called a joke.

00:50:40.000 Anyway, damn it, since your website is called free speech.tv, I was wondering if you will directly talk to Owen Benjamin about what you and Milo have been saying about him.

00:50:50.000 Have been, what me and Milo have been saying.

00:50:53.000 He responded to you on Instagram Live, and I respect that because you guys started it.

00:50:57.000 Even Ryan, who is a total loser, by the way, is mixing it up.

00:51:00.000 So why don't you guys settle it by having him on your show?

00:51:03.000 Yeah, sure, no problem.

00:51:05.000 Well, after your charade on Beck's show, people are seeing how you suck the devil's dick.

00:51:10.000 I thought you're already rich.

00:51:10.000 What?

00:51:12.000 Why still dance for the nickels? 0.96

00:51:14.000 That's a little shekels reference, I think.

00:51:16.000 Speaking of infested codes.

00:51:18.000 Your fancy pants and lollipops ain't enough for you? 1.00

00:51:21.000 Have Owen Benjamin on your show.

00:51:23.000 He's way too controversial.

00:51:25.000 FreeSpeech.tv?

00:51:27.000 Don't think so.

00:51:28.000 Keeping my soul, Charmaine.

00:51:30.000 Is Charmaine a chick name? 1.00

00:51:32.000 It can't be a dude's name.

00:51:32.000 I don't know.

00:51:34.000 Although, isn't there Charlemagne the God, that rapper?

00:51:36.000 But that is a different name.

00:51:37.000 That is a different name.

00:51:38.000 Charmaine is a toilet paper name.

00:51:41.000 Charmaine Ultra.

00:51:42.000 Why did I appear on Beck's show?

00:51:44.000 I didn't appear on Beck's show after the firing because I didn't want to give them any business.

00:51:48.000 But Glenn Beck and Steven Crowder had absolutely nothing to do with me being fired from the Blaze.

00:51:55.000 The Blaze was bombarded with Antifa lunatics and social justice warriors. 0.87

00:52:01.000 And the top rask is risk-averse because they got through a brutal, they just finished a brutal trial with Mark Stein.

00:52:07.000 And I think they chickened out, they just became pussies and said, Okay, okay, don't harass us anymore. 1.00

00:52:13.000 And that was the end of that.

00:52:14.000 And more importantly, though, I go on these shows to promote free speech.tv.

00:52:19.000 I'm determined to get to 20,000.

00:52:23.000 And two months in, we're at like 11,000 now, I think.

00:52:27.000 I don't think 20,000 is a pipe dream.

00:52:29.000 Nope.

00:52:30.000 But the way I get out there is doing interviews, wearing the free speech.tv t-shirt.

00:52:34.000 So it's for the greater good.

00:52:36.000 And I think the app is going to be a huge boost.

00:52:39.000 Hell yeah, it is.

00:52:40.000 You know what's funny?

00:52:41.000 You get these guests like Coulter and Malcolm with huge followings, and they tweet out their appearance, and that gets you maybe like a few hundred subscribers at best.

00:52:50.000 But when these dumb liberals bitch about you and your stupid new show and how much it sucks, that's a thousand. 0.77

00:52:58.000 And a thousand is a hundred thousand bucks.

00:53:01.000 You know what I suspect is that they watch, like that's right-wingers possibly watching Cedar show or Pac-Man show to like get fodder.

00:53:08.000 And they're like, oh shit, I didn't know Gavin had a thing.

00:53:10.000 Terrible theory, once again.

00:53:12.000 Because right-wingers, no one on the right watches Sam Cedar proper.

00:53:17.000 They might see a clip on YouTube, but no one on the right watches stuff on the left, and no one on the left watches stuff on the right.

00:53:23.000 That's kind of the point of free speech.tv is let's try that. 0.56

00:53:26.000 Hey, righties, take a peek at the left.

00:53:28.000 Hey, lefties, take a peek at the right. 0.87

00:53:30.000 Like, I don't think Gina Belafonte knew that Ann Coulter is totally disappointed with Donald Trump.

00:53:36.000 Ann was talking about doing a book called In Trump We Trusted.

00:53:39.000 Yeah, you know what?

00:53:40.000 Now that I see it on your monitor, that bartender definitely wasn't Pete Rules, the guitar tech, for sick of it all.

00:53:45.000 It's a different nerdy guy.

00:53:46.000 Yeah, so leave Pete alone.

00:53:50.000 Although I'm sure Pete and Sick of It All and all those guys, all those punk dudes I used to know are totally on the social justice warrior side.

00:53:57.000 Even sheer terror.

00:53:59.000 I remember seeing sheer terror, Paul, what's his name?

00:54:02.000 The singer.

00:54:03.000 He was Zeke Isiling at Handsome Dick Manitoba's.

00:54:05.000 Every single customer that came out, I won't do the Zeke Isle, but he's like, Zeke Isle, Zeke Isles.

00:54:08.000 Everyone left for the night?

00:54:09.000 Like that?

00:54:11.000 Yeah.

00:54:14.000 Oh, that's all he needs.

00:54:17.000 We should put that on the flyer.

00:54:18.000 Yes, make that a gift.

00:54:19.000 No, but then you're calling Proud Boys Nazis.

00:54:23.000 And he just did it as a joke.

00:54:26.000 He was goofing around.

00:54:27.000 But now he's, you know, all that sort of New York hardcore scene is, they're kind of politically correct.

00:54:34.000 Like, I wouldn't be surprised if Sick of It All kicked out Proud Boys if they came to one of their shows.

00:54:39.000 Those are all Iranian dudes.

00:54:41.000 I like those dudes a lot.

00:54:42.000 And I don't care if they hate me or whatever.

00:54:45.000 But they do think 9-11 was an inside job.

00:54:47.000 And once I heard that, I was sort of like, I don't want to talk to you anymore.

00:54:52.000 All right.

00:54:52.000 Ready?

00:54:53.000 Yep.

00:54:54.000 Letter number dude.

00:54:58.000 What video was that you were just showing?

00:54:59.000 Well, I wanted to let everybody know that they could share the response to Kasperian, Pac-Man, and Cedar on YouTube.

00:55:05.000 So it's on the free speech with Free Speech TV.

00:55:09.000 This is the perfect time for you to zoom out.

00:55:12.000 That is fully zoomed out.

00:55:13.000 No, it's not.

00:55:14.000 Check it out.

00:55:15.000 And we're getting border.

00:55:18.000 But why don't you show the upload?

00:55:22.000 Oh, you want all that?

00:55:22.000 Click on the title.

00:55:23.000 Yeah, they can see the number of views, all that stuff.

00:55:25.000 More information is always better.

00:55:28.000 338 views just uploaded this not too long ago.

00:55:30.000 Just brand new, brand new.

00:55:31.000 Take it easy.

00:55:33.000 Bear with us.

00:55:34.000 Bear with us.

00:55:35.000 Should I put that on mine, or will it get me kicked off?

00:55:42.000 You know what in Canada in the fall when you start stepping on ice ponds and they start going, that's me on YouTube.

00:55:53.000 I am going to be booted any day now.

00:55:55.000 I can only put it on my account like kittens.

00:55:58.000 Because if I put up anything, like I want to do, I'm going to do a free speech.tv presents on shithole countries and how these people keep going there in denial that they suck and they keep dying.

00:56:09.000 And that's going to get me booted up.

00:56:12.000 This is your YouTube.

00:56:13.000 What's that?

00:56:14.000 My YouTube?

00:56:15.000 Does he go in the water?

00:56:16.000 Quad does.

00:56:17.000 What a dumbass.

00:56:19.000 You ever quad on top of the?

00:56:19.000 What a bad idea.

00:56:22.000 Oh, that's it, right?

00:56:23.000 They're pretty hardy, though.

00:56:25.000 And I know you're screwed.

00:56:28.000 You need it to get pulled out.

00:56:30.000 There we go.

00:56:31.000 Got a winch.

00:56:32.000 One time I had an ATV stuck on a tree stump.

00:56:36.000 So the tree stump is like this.

00:56:38.000 It fits so perfectly in between the two tires that it was like it had been locked in, like a snap-on tool.

00:56:44.000 And the way you get an ATV out, this one we would go tree planting, the way you would get it out is you have to lose your temper.

00:56:50.000 So you pretend it like hit your mother in the face and you just go, ah, because I think they're about 600 pounds.

00:56:55.000 So it's just on that level where if you totally Bruce Banner it, you can get it out.

00:57:00.000 So I went like fifth try and I got it over the stump.

00:57:05.000 But they have these little cleats that are the brakes and the cleat, it kept going, climbing up and the cleat went into my buttock.

00:57:12.000 Oh.

00:57:13.000 Like it pierced the skin.

00:57:15.000 And then I was going, and your natural instinct is to rev. And as I would rev, it went deeper into my butt cheek.

00:57:22.000 Yeah.

00:57:23.000 That's horrific.

00:57:25.000 People got some problems out there on the ice.

00:57:27.000 Uh-oh.

00:57:28.000 I'm worried that the friction is going to make the other truck sink.

00:57:32.000 Perhaps.

00:57:35.000 Dude, what were you doing driving on a frozen lake?

00:57:38.000 I don't know.

00:57:39.000 It's a Toyota tundra.

00:57:40.000 If he drives fast, it's just going to snap.

00:57:45.000 I think they got it out.

00:57:47.000 Oh.

00:57:48.000 What's happening here?

00:57:49.000 No, no, no.

00:57:50.000 See, ladies, trans women who want to become men, this is like the most interesting thing a man can watch. 0.97

00:57:57.000 We love this.

00:57:59.000 This is Gay for Men type shit. 1.00

00:58:01.000 Oh! 0.60

00:58:03.000 That's like popping a pimple or something. 0.99

00:58:05.000 That felt good.

00:58:06.000 We're out.

00:58:07.000 All right.

00:58:08.000 Let's not get invested in another one.

00:58:10.000 Yeah, that could become a whole.

00:58:12.000 Stuck trucks.

00:58:13.000 Yeah.

00:58:14.000 That'll be a whole episode.

00:58:16.000 We should start recording some evergreens for summer holidays.

00:58:19.000 Hell yeah, brother.

00:58:21.000 Family advice needed.

00:58:22.000 One of the minor children in our family has declared that he is no longer a male.

00:58:26.000 And when he says minor children, he means like a seven-year-old.

00:58:29.000 Instead, he Wants to be a she. 1.00

00:58:31.000 This hyper-odd new declaration has thrown me for a loop.

00:58:34.000 I'm so depressed reading this.

00:58:36.000 This train crash is exaggerated because the child lives in two households.

00:58:41.000 A cliche example of the result of divorce.

00:58:44.000 Correct.

00:58:45.000 We are a Christian household.

00:58:46.000 The other household is deeply steeped in an affluent East Coast regressive social justice warrior typical ethos.

00:58:54.000 What does one do when your male child declares that they are going to dress in women's clothes and makeup? 0.81

00:58:58.000 In essence, he's going to be in drag or a cross-dresser. 0.90

00:59:02.000 What do you do when the other household is willingly going to encourage this behavior in a predictable virtue-signaling manner when they are more than willing to trot out their new pet to show others their tolerance?

00:59:13.000 How do you guide young people away from these destructive lifestyles?

00:59:16.000 The male child has partially communicated his dysphoria with his genitals. 0.83

00:59:19.000 This pessimistic side of me, no, the pessimistic side of me fears the other household is going to encourage hormones, surgery, etc.

00:59:28.000 I wouldn't worry about surgery, but hormones is definitely a valid fear.

00:59:31.000 This is clown world, when an inexperienced child can be encouraged down a dangerous path.

00:59:35.000 In any case, what advice do you have?

00:59:37.000 How's that for the problems with divorce, huh?

00:59:40.000 Shaisa.

00:59:42.000 That's terrible.

00:59:44.000 Tough spot.

00:59:44.000 Yeah, I mean, if a kid wants to dress up as a girl for Halloween, it's not a big deal.

00:59:48.000 But this idea of switching genders, I would just say no. 0.99

00:59:53.000 And you can get in big shit for that, so you better tread lightly.

00:59:57.000 Because I think in Canada, a dad was jailed for misgendering his son, which means I'm not going to call my son a she.

01:00:07.000 So that's illegal to not call your son a she in Canada. 0.58

01:00:13.000 Clown world.

01:00:15.000 And by the way, can you imagine a black guy going to jail for that? 0.92

01:00:18.000 Or a Korean or a Muslim? 0.99

01:00:21.000 It seems directed at one particular group, this whole, take me seriously.

01:00:26.000 And these hormones that you give the kids do serious damage. 0.77

01:00:29.000 They're permanently infertile.

01:00:31.000 There's been studies that say they're IQ lowers.

01:00:34.000 You understand what the hormones do, right?

01:00:35.000 They take these pills to stop puberty because puberty would be too disturbing for them.

01:00:42.000 Me and my friend were talking about this too.

01:00:44.000 When they see it and they have the drag queens come to the thing, they're like, oh, cool, I want to be that.

01:00:49.000 Dude, I wanted to be Batman when I was that age.

01:00:51.000 Yeah, it seems to me.

01:00:52.000 You want to be everything.

01:00:53.000 You want to be weird and unique.

01:00:55.000 Yeah.

01:00:56.000 And if you're gay and you're born gay, great. 0.93

01:01:00.000 But try being gay when you turn 18 and run around the East Village in some red leather short shorts. 0.99

01:01:05.000 Then get back to us before you start chain permanently altering your chemical composition.

01:01:12.000 I don't envy this dude.

01:01:13.000 Dave, you're in the fight of your life.

01:01:15.000 I would look up what the law says about misgendering because if you're in a divorce, this might help her in the custody battle and really screw you. 1.00

01:01:24.000 But outside of that, I would do everything within your power to prevent this.

01:01:28.000 It's okay to be gay.

01:01:30.000 It's not okay to start altering kids permanently.

01:01:33.000 You can't get a tattoo till you're 18.

01:01:36.000 But you can start changing your gender at seven. 0.98

01:01:41.000 That's stressful to read about.

01:01:43.000 G'day, g'day. 1.00

01:01:44.000 Hello from Australia.

01:01:45.000 Ryan is the pinky and the brain.

01:01:48.000 If you do read my letter on the show, please use your shitty Australian accent. 1.00

01:01:52.000 It's terrible but hilarious at the same time.

01:01:55.000 Yes.

01:01:56.000 I'm so glad you left CRTV because the PG version of Get Off My Lawn with No Swearing was just as enjoyable as the Gavin McKinnis show, was not as enjoyable as the Gavin McKinnis show.

01:02:04.000 Loving the new format now that you're out on your own.

01:02:07.000 And even though Ryan is as useless as an ashtray and a motorbike, his stupidity brings a lot of great comedy to the show.

01:02:12.000 I went on a motorcycle ride with this ex-cop yesterday, and he would smoke.

01:02:17.000 He goes, only time I smoke is when I ride and when I drink.

01:02:20.000 That's badass.

01:02:21.000 What speed?

01:02:21.000 But, oh, we didn't go above 40.

01:02:24.000 We're just tooling around like parkways.

01:02:26.000 Yeah, you can smoke 50.

01:02:27.000 No, this ember would always blow off.

01:02:27.000 40.

01:02:30.000 So every time we came to a stoplight, he'd be fumbling in his bag to get his lighter to relight it.

01:02:35.000 And then it would turn green and he'd be putting the thing back.

01:02:38.000 And the cigarettes would last like a minute because you're blowing on them, basically.

01:02:42.000 Yeah, the air is...

01:02:44.000 It's weird.

01:02:45.000 And when you blow out, they're not really blowing out.

01:02:47.000 It's like just hitting your face.

01:02:52.000 In a convertible, if you smoke in a convertible, similar thing.

01:02:55.000 Is it possible to be in a convertible and not be a douche?

01:02:58.000 Yes.

01:02:59.000 I don't think that's true.

01:03:00.000 If you're kidnapped by douches.

01:03:04.000 His stupidity brings a lot of great comedy to the show.

01:03:07.000 Ryan reminds me of Pinky in an old cartoon called Pinky in the Brain.

01:03:10.000 Brian was always asking Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

01:03:13.000 Okay, so I guess we'll show a clip of this.

01:03:15.000 I'm uncomfortable with this because I get the feeling that you watched this cartoon after the age of six.

01:03:21.000 Who me?

01:03:22.000 No, no, him.

01:03:23.000 Oh.

01:03:24.000 Unless he's my age.

01:03:25.000 This was when I was a kid.

01:03:26.000 I was definitely a kid.

01:03:27.000 Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky? 0.87

01:03:31.000 Sure, Brain, but how are we going to find chaps our size? 1.00

01:03:34.000 I think so, Brain.

01:03:35.000 Okay, we get it.

01:03:36.000 So you're a dumb mouse.

01:03:37.000 I think so.

01:03:39.000 What are we going to do tonight, Brian?

01:03:41.000 Is it a British show or Pinky's British?

01:03:45.000 They all kind of sound a little British, huh? 0.75

01:03:46.000 And it's an American show.

01:03:48.000 Also, I shared this video on Facebook the other day.

01:03:50.000 It perfectly explains women in the army and workforce. 0.99

01:03:53.000 Enjoy.

01:03:56.000 I guess we shall be enjoying in this.

01:03:58.000 What?

01:03:58.000 Wait up.

01:04:10.000 What army is this?

01:04:14.000 Ocho, Tres.

01:04:17.000 Oh, shit.

01:04:19.000 Maybe it's Spain?

01:04:21.000 Yeah, it could be Spain.

01:04:25.000 Look at this.

01:04:26.000 We know where this is going.

01:04:27.000 No!

01:04:28.000 By the way, who, look, It's a cannon.

01:04:32.000 It's for blowing holes in castles and ships and tanks.

01:04:37.000 Why is my baby sister's friend tasked with igniting it?

01:04:44.000 This is female cops, too. 1.00

01:04:48.000 This is a female cop arresting a six-foot-tall giant drug dealer. 1.00

01:04:55.000 You know what's funny?

01:04:56.000 I had her arrest political argument over the thing. 0.99

01:05:00.000 Short story: One of the parts was, I said, Do you think there should be female fire? 1.00

01:05:04.000 He's like, Absolutely.

01:05:05.000 He's like, There are women stronger than you because you're. 0.99

01:05:09.000 Oh, there you go.

01:05:11.000 What a relief.

01:05:12.000 And that's is that a brolic chick, or is that a dude?

01:05:14.000 That's a chick. 1.00

01:05:15.000 I mean, that's a dude.

01:05:16.000 Okay.

01:05:16.000 By the way, little word of advice: if you're going to walk to the other side of a cannon, go around the back.

01:05:21.000 Go around the back.

01:05:22.000 I would definitely go around the back.

01:05:23.000 Make that a habit.

01:05:24.000 But what are you talking about?

01:05:27.000 In this political argument in the bar.

01:05:29.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:05:30.000 Ryan, you haven't told the viewers any of this.

01:05:34.000 So you are finishing a story you told me before we started recording, and you said it on air.

01:05:38.000 I'm telling a chunk that is a.

01:05:42.000 But you introduce this as you go, yeah, in that political argument, and the viewers at home going, what?

01:05:47.000 Incorrect.

01:05:47.000 Rewind the tape.

01:05:48.000 said in a political argument at a bar this weekend.

01:05:51.000 No, you've got to introduce it more than that.

01:05:53.000 Especially when we're I thought that was just never going to happen.

01:06:00.000 Well, it happened right when you were blathering on and confusing everyone.

01:06:03.000 Ryan got into an argument with a liberal at a bar this weekend.

01:06:06.000 Did you get kicked out of the bar?

01:06:08.000 I got told to step away the first time, and then I was just like, you got to leave.

01:06:12.000 Oh, you got kicked out.

01:06:14.000 Yeah.

01:06:14.000 What time?

01:06:15.000 I was leaving anyway.

01:06:17.000 Oh, this was Saturday.

01:06:19.000 It would have been cool if we both got kicked out of a bar at the same time in different parts of the world.

01:06:22.000 That would be cool.

01:06:24.000 So I got kicked out Friday.

01:06:25.000 You got kicked out Saturday.

01:06:26.000 Yeah.

01:06:26.000 But before the kicking out, this has nothing to do with that, but just this one little Onage point, I said, do you think females should be firefighters?

01:06:33.000 And she said, yes.

01:06:34.000 And she says, you know, you couldn't be a firefighter, you little shrimp, or something like that.

01:06:39.000 And I was like, my point exactly is that if you're not physically capable of being a firefighter, you should not be a firefighter.

01:06:46.000 Ergo, women not being fighters depends on their strength, my brother. 0.82

01:06:54.000 Yeah, look, it's very simple.

01:06:56.000 You know, there were these black firefighters in New York who sued the FDNY because the test was too hard.

01:07:03.000 And they said it's racially biased.

01:07:05.000 And their proof was that black people tended to do badly on it. 1.00

01:07:07.000 But the test is all about smoke and stuff.

01:07:10.000 And then they said the actual physical test was too hard.

01:07:13.000 And it's just like there's a room called the smoke room, which apparently is the worst part of the whole test.

01:07:17.000 You have to walk through this room of smoke and try not to die.

01:07:19.000 And a lot of them just say they can't do it.

01:07:21.000 Okay, then you can't be a fireman.

01:07:23.000 That's why those tests exist.

01:07:25.000 And you should be able to lift a me.

01:07:27.000 I'm 190 pounds.

01:07:28.000 I'm a normal-sized human being, right?

01:07:31.000 You should be able to lift a me on your back, not a 600-pound person.

01:07:35.000 That's too much to ask.

01:07:36.000 I could definitely lift you. 0.82

01:07:37.000 Yeah, you could definitely lift me.

01:07:38.000 And I don't think we could find a woman today who could lift me. 1.00

01:07:42.000 I think we could walk around New York for two hours and we wouldn't find a woman who could throw me on her back. 1.00

01:07:47.000 Now, such a woman exists. 0.98

01:07:49.000 There's some big Viking Olga and she should be in the FDNY. 1.00

01:07:52.000 Fine, go nuts.

01:07:55.000 But Vern Troyer should not be in the FDNY.

01:07:58.000 Right.

01:07:58.000 And I would say 90% of women are not capable.

01:08:01.000 Anyway, by the way, those black dudes, I told this story on the show already, right?

01:08:05.000 The trial went on for 10 years, and eventually they won.

01:08:08.000 They got 10 years of back pay as firemen.

01:08:12.000 That's insane.

01:08:13.000 Meanwhile, there was guys risking their lives, jumping into buildings, making the exact same amount of money.

01:08:17.000 Unbelievable.

01:08:18.000 Isn't that nuts?

01:08:19.000 That's unbelievable.

01:08:20.000 And meanwhile, the black people suing were working normal jobs, making normal money that whole time.

01:08:26.000 Was this in New Haven?

01:08:28.000 It was swept under the rug.

01:08:30.000 I know this from a fireman buddy.

01:08:31.000 Oh, I see.

01:08:32.000 So it's really hard to find.

01:08:33.000 Sheesh.

01:08:35.000 All right, last letter.

01:08:37.000 This is from Northern Ireland.

01:08:39.000 Dear Gav, English and Irish. 1.00

01:08:42.000 This is not the case.

01:08:43.000 The divide is between the Catholics and the Protestants.

01:08:46.000 The Prosies. 0.97

01:08:47.000 To this day, Irish Catholics are the minority in Northern Ireland.

01:08:51.000 It wasn't until 1970 that Catholics got the right to vote in the North.

01:08:54.000 And then we had 30 years of war known as the Troubles.

01:08:57.000 We're all a very patriotic...

01:09:04.000 Schools.

01:09:05.000 Even to this day, schools remain segregated based on religion, which in my opinion works well, as Catholic schools far surpass their Protestant counterparts based on grades.

01:09:14.000 There's all or if it was 11th of July, you could get placed on a bonfire.

01:09:19.000 Sectarian violence here is all part of the creaking banter. 1.00

01:09:23.000 Northern Ireland bonfires is worth a Google.

01:09:27.000 Despite being teams from Glasgow, everyone here is either a Celtics or a Ranger supporter.

01:09:31.000 Wearing one of these teams' jerseys in the wrong area could get you killed.

01:09:35.000 Same as in Glasgow, by the way.

01:09:37.000 Um, what are you doing?

01:09:40.000 Preparing.

01:09:41.000 We're not doing that for them.

01:09:43.000 That's Thursday.

01:09:44.000 Let them just hold it.

01:09:47.000 Um.

01:09:48.000 Wearing one of these teams' jerseys in the room could get you killed.

01:09:50.000 If you ever visit Ireland, stay in Belfast.

01:09:52.000 Dublin is Libtard capital. 1.00

01:09:54.000 Are you a Celtics or a Rangers fan?

01:09:55.000 You're sincerely, Owen.

01:09:57.000 Spelled really weird.

01:09:58.000 Um, I'm a Celtics fan.

01:10:02.000 Although I'm not nuts about them waving the Palestinian flag. 0.99

01:10:05.000 I like the Rangers too, though.

01:10:07.000 A lot of my cousins are Rangers fans.

01:10:09.000 My family, the McInneses, are ashamed of their Irish heritage, their Catholic past, which is why the name was changed from McGinnis to McInnes.

01:10:16.000 So, sort of the younger cousins in Scotland, we support Celtics just to make our parents and grandparents mad.

01:10:23.000 Although our grandparents aren't dead now, so we're just we do it to spite the old the older relatives because we're not ashamed of our Catholic background.

01:10:32.000 But I said patriotic English and the Irish.

01:10:38.000 But surely the Irish are the Catholics and what I call the patriotic English are the Protestants, right?

01:10:46.000 Or do you have British Catholics in Northern Ireland with British accents?

01:10:53.000 I can't figure it out.

01:10:54.000 I met, you know, when I was with Tommy Robinson last time, I met a lot of Brits who were in Northern Ireland.

01:11:01.000 And you go, what?

01:11:02.000 You're a British soldier.

01:11:03.000 You're a Protestant. 0.94

01:11:04.000 Aren't you uncomfortable in Northern Ireland?

01:11:05.000 And they go, at least it's not Muslim. 1.00

01:11:07.000 And it was white flight, whatever you want to call it, Protestant flight. 0.87

01:11:12.000 And they had all ran to Belfast.

01:11:15.000 In other words, the Brits who were the victims of the IRA, cars being blown up.

01:11:21.000 It was normal if you were a Brit up until like six years ago to have a mirror under your car, especially the soldiers.

01:11:26.000 And just before you leave for work every day, just make sure there's no car bomb under there.

01:11:29.000 They feel safer in Belfast than they do in London.

01:11:34.000 Oh, and then he adds, P.S., Jerry Adams was never in the IRA.

01:11:38.000 All right.

01:11:38.000 I'm not a Northern Ireland expert, but the Catholic-Protestant thing is all over Scotland, and Glasgow has the same rules about the wrong jersey in the wrong place.

01:11:47.000 It's funny, out of context, it must sound so weird.

01:11:49.000 It's like the English-French thing, where French terrorists literally bombed the English, killed them, and you tell that to an American, and they're like, what?

01:11:56.000 You guys are fighting over English versus French?

01:12:02.000 We're done.

01:12:02.000 We're out of time.

01:12:03.000 But before we go, we started this episode talking about music, and I just wanted to give a little shout out to the ukulele.

01:12:10.000 It's one of the most beautiful instruments.

01:12:13.000 Even the shape of it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

01:12:17.000 And seeing someone play the ukulele is just a feast, not just for the ears, but for the eyes.

01:12:22.000 It's an aesthetically pleasing instrument.

01:12:24.000 Have you got any ukulele music we could end on?

01:12:27.000 I sure do.

01:12:28.000 Oh, here we go.

01:12:29.000 I love the pitch of it.

01:12:31.000 Listen to that warm tone.

01:12:33.000 So warm and smooth.

01:12:36.000 Imagine, you know, you ever hold a ukulele, string out the strings, and you feel the vibration, just the jiggle of the strings?

01:12:43.000 I could sit and listen to ukulele all day.

01:12:46.000 It's something about it makes you want to lock the doors and just stay inside.

01:12:50.000 You know, eucalyptus oil you could rub on your ukulele and it'll be redundant.

01:12:55.000 It might not even help.

01:12:57.000 But yeah, M, not even T. I mean, M, not even E. All right, guys.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 29, 2019

S02E42 - BALTIMORE BLOWS

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