Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 16, 2019


S02E58 - RIP RIC


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Weezer producer Rick Okasich has died at the age of 80, and the world is in shock. We ve all heard of him, but few of us know that he was also responsible for one of the most influential albums of the 80s, "Bad Brains." Also, Amber Heard and Johnny Depp are in trouble.

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00:01:02.000 Big takeover.
00:01:06.000 What year was that?
00:01:07.000 84?
00:01:09.000 82.
00:01:10.000 82.
00:01:12.000 That's when hardcore began.
00:01:13.000 And it's amazing that Rick Okasich was also taking this new wave of music, hardcore, and helping pioneer the sound when he really pioneered the sound of the 80s.
00:01:25.000 Rick Okasich died over the weekend, the singer, producer, musical genius extraordinaire behind the cars.
00:01:33.000 And few people know that he was a successful producer in his own right.
00:01:41.000 He produced Weezer, but he produced one of the Bad Brains' greatest albums.
00:01:46.000 It's amazing the quality of the producers they had.
00:01:48.000 You know who else produced the Bad Brains?
00:01:50.000 Who?
00:01:50.000 Ron St. Germain.
00:01:52.000 He did Quickness, The Quickness.
00:01:54.000 With the quickness.
00:01:56.000 Jupy will lead the way.
00:02:01.000 Who's Ron?
00:02:02.000 Ron St. Germain is like the, he's a German dude, biggest producer of all time.
00:02:07.000 Aretha Franklin, Jimi Hendrix, U2.
00:02:09.000 Oh, my God.
00:02:10.000 He's like the guy.
00:02:11.000 He did everything.
00:02:13.000 I think they were really pushing for Bad Brains to go mainstream.
00:02:17.000 And maybe they would have in a slightly different era.
00:02:21.000 Like they were late 80s.
00:02:22.000 I think they were ahead of their time.
00:02:24.000 If it was grunge and, you know, we had Spoon Man, then America would have been able to handle it.
00:02:33.000 Don't I look like Doug Stanhope if he had more than two nickels to rub together?
00:02:37.000 Yes.
00:02:38.000 Hey, Doug, when you actually get tailored shirts and you shop at somewhere other than the Salvation Army, you can look pretty good with the always sunny look.
00:02:47.000 But you look like shit.
00:02:50.000 He's terrible.
00:02:51.000 He's a little more bisbee than you are. 1.00
00:02:53.000 Doesn't he look like a hangover?
00:02:53.000 Oh, man.
00:02:57.000 Every time I see him, I just want to grab an aspirin.
00:03:01.000 Get some shit that fits.
00:03:02.000 It doesn't have to be, just because it's retro and used, doesn't mean it's from David Burns' video where he might find himself.
00:03:11.000 Where did I get here?
00:03:13.000 His poor wife, too.
00:03:14.000 They started out so pretty and he's just drank her to death.
00:03:18.000 Now she looks like a homeless rodent. 1.00
00:03:21.000 Amber Heard has a lawsuit or had a lawsuit against him?
00:03:24.000 What was that about?
00:03:25.000 I was in a movie with her.
00:03:26.000 I played her boyfriend.
00:03:28.000 That's plausible.
00:03:29.000 Johnny Depp was her boyfriend in real life.
00:03:31.000 I was her boyfriend in the movies.
00:03:33.000 That was a hit movie I was in with Christopher Walken.
00:03:37.000 He played her dad.
00:03:38.000 What?
00:03:39.000 So there's pictures of Amber Heard and I like holding each other in a loving embrace that you're furiously trying to dig up.
00:03:39.000 That's awesome.
00:03:49.000 I remember when I was in an 80s hardcore cover band, and we would try to cover the bad brains.
00:03:55.000 Hopeless.
00:03:56.000 The only one we got.
00:03:58.000 I think we did Attitude.
00:04:00.000 We did Attitude.
00:04:02.000 Yeah, there I am.
00:04:03.000 Amber Heard's still beaming after her celebrity.
00:04:06.000 That's my Instagram.
00:04:06.000 Oh, look!
00:04:08.000 Oh, wow.
00:04:09.000 That's a trip.
00:04:10.000 Rest in peace.
00:04:10.000 That's in some sort of ghosty link.
00:04:12.000 See if you can click on that without the computer exploding.
00:04:15.000 Well, it's from an entertainment article.
00:04:18.000 Yeah, so the link would bring me to an entertainment site.
00:04:18.000 What?
00:04:22.000 No, it's a picture of my Instagram, you retarded fuckwad. 1.00
00:04:26.000 Well, the picture, sure.
00:04:27.000 So I'm saying click on the picture.
00:04:27.000 Right.
00:04:29.000 All right.
00:04:31.000 Right, but where is that when you click on it?
00:04:34.000 It's from some thread.
00:04:36.000 All right, well, click on the thread.
00:04:38.000 Oh, it's done a screen grab of their computer.
00:04:41.000 Yeah, it's not going to lead to your actual gram.
00:04:44.000 My daughter today said, screen grab.
00:04:47.000 It's called a.
00:04:48.000 And then she said something else.
00:04:49.000 Screenshot?
00:04:50.000 Screenshot.
00:04:52.000 God, I was talking to my son the other day, the six-year-old, and I was telling him, he goes, I always bitched to all my kids about not getting the $6 million man when I was a kid.
00:05:01.000 I got Oscar Goldman as boss.
00:05:03.000 And he goes, so Santa's fake?
00:05:06.000 And I went, oh, what?
00:05:08.000 Why didn't you just ask Santa for it?
00:05:16.000 Obviously, because you have two different lists.
00:05:24.000 You have your Santa list, and then you have the list.
00:05:26.000 Your parents can buy you stuff.
00:05:28.000 Yeah, but if you put it on your Santa list, you definitely would have got it.
00:05:32.000 And then if mom, if Nana got it for you, then you'd have two.
00:05:35.000 And if someone came over to play, then you'd each have your own guy.
00:05:42.000 What you have to do is fake a sneeze right there.
00:05:44.000 Okay, that buys me one second.
00:05:46.000 Yeah, but you do it confidently like, well, hold on, I got to cease.
00:05:50.000 Oh, my God.
00:05:51.000 Oh, I got to cease.
00:05:52.000 Oh, I got to cease.
00:05:55.000 I think I blew.
00:05:56.000 I don't want to make Mrs. Claus jealous, but I think I blew Santa on the weekend.
00:06:01.000 Oh, blew, like...
00:06:05.000 It's a funny pun, yep.
00:06:07.000 Thanks for lose.
00:06:08.000 But let's take a little look at this Rick, because I want to talk about Rick Okasig for a sec.
00:06:11.000 He was such an incredible innovator, and Rock-for-Let is such an underrated album.
00:06:15.000 So that's the big takeover.
00:06:16.000 Check out Sailing On.
00:06:18.000 Sail on, sail on, a hair salon.
00:06:20.000 Ha ha! 0.86
00:06:29.000 album?
00:06:32.000 Okay.
00:06:34.000 How can you not make this?
00:06:41.000 How does this not make your hair go white?
00:06:44.000 Like human monsters. 0.73
00:06:47.000 This is the music they make in hell.
00:06:48.000 Like that...
00:06:53.000 I think Rick OKasic allowed these guys to be weird because they got into hardcore via jazz and stuff.
00:06:58.000 It wasn't their bag.
00:07:00.000 And then, so he said, I like that you're weird.
00:07:03.000 I'm incredibly weird.
00:07:04.000 You know Rick Okasic was bald as a cue ball.
00:07:07.000 He had alopecia.
00:07:09.000 So he wore that fright wig and his eyebrows.
00:07:12.000 They were all fake.
00:07:13.000 And he had a rule in his house that you could not leave your particular room.
00:07:18.000 He was very wealthy.
00:07:19.000 The cars were a massive hit.
00:07:21.000 They had two or three huge albums with like, I'm going to say 20 top five hits.
00:07:28.000 But you weren't allowed to leave your bedroom after 11 p.m.
00:07:32.000 And I because he wanted to be alone.
00:07:34.000 My theory is he wanted to get that fucking wig off.
00:07:37.000 Yeah.
00:07:38.000 Ugh, it must be so hot.
00:07:40.000 Especially in July.
00:07:42.000 Look how sad he is with his wig on and his fake eyebrows.
00:07:44.000 Yeah.
00:07:45.000 Get this shit off of me.
00:07:47.000 Wait, why does he sort of have flood flintstone stubble on his face?
00:07:52.000 In the picture right above my head there.
00:07:54.000 He seems to have a slight five o'clock shadow here.
00:07:57.000 I don't know.
00:07:58.000 I'm not really seeing it.
00:07:59.000 No?
00:08:00.000 No.
00:08:00.000 Because that guy, his pubes look like a baby's.
00:08:04.000 So non-existent.
00:08:05.000 Non-existent.
00:08:07.000 Baby pubes, we used to call them. 0.96
00:08:10.000 We used to call him baby pubes.
00:08:12.000 Okay, just one more.
00:08:13.000 I know you guys don't love hardcore as much as I do, but let's just hear.
00:08:17.000 Attitude!
00:08:18.000 You got that attitude!
00:08:20.000 You got that PMA!
00:08:21.000 Positive mental attitude.
00:08:22.000 they were really into PMA All right, that's enough.
00:08:34.000 It sounds like noise to you.
00:08:35.000 I'm hearing it through your ears, viewers at home, and I'm not impressed with my own musical taste.
00:08:39.000 That was all about some book, some self-help book that they got about having a positive mental attitude.
00:08:45.000 I looked it up once and I bought it, and it sucked.
00:08:50.000 It was really self-well, like all self-help books.
00:08:53.000 You read them and you go, this is probably pretty good for losers.
00:08:58.000 You see that?
00:08:59.000 The description is some commenters are not displaying a positive mental attitude, so I've disabled comments from Al Cave books.
00:09:09.000 Yeah, so today we lament the loss of the great Rick Okasich, a man who defined Bad Brains, which pretty well defined hardcore.
00:09:20.000 Hardcore started in the early 80s, so he was there with Bad Brains, making the sound correct and allowing it to be weird and innovative.
00:09:28.000 But also in pop music, he was an incredible innovator.
00:09:32.000 And we're never going to talk about the cars ever again.
00:09:34.000 I remember I had a cousin in Glasgow.
00:09:37.000 He was mostly American.
00:09:39.000 His parents were diplomats.
00:09:40.000 They lived all over the place.
00:09:42.000 But no, his dad worked in telecom for the CIA, whatever that means.
00:09:47.000 And so he was visiting Glasgow and I was, and he was about five years older than me.
00:09:50.000 I still hang out with him now, but now he's a fat drunk and we're the same.
00:09:53.000 But back then when I was a kid, he was the coolest guy in the world.
00:09:57.000 And I was about 12 and he was 16.
00:10:00.000 And he had just bought, is that Candio?
00:10:03.000 They always had hot chicks. 1.00
00:10:05.000 He was obsessed with hot chicks and would marry and date models.
00:10:09.000 And I love that about their records.
00:10:11.000 They always had hot chicks in the front. 1.00
00:10:12.000 My wife got this book about all these 80s movies like Animal House and Hard Bodies and Fast Times at Ridgemont High and that sort of era of movies.
00:10:19.000 And every movie poster had an incredibly hot chick in a bathing suit and it would say the name of the movie like Hard Bodies on her actual body. 1.00
00:10:28.000 When we say make America great again, that's what we're talking about.
00:10:32.000 When you could be horny, when women could be hot, when Hooters was a cool place to go to.
00:10:38.000 Before the fat, ugly bitches took over and ruined everything. 1.00
00:10:44.000 But play uh play drive.
00:10:47.000 That's Polina Porzakova you just showed. 0.95
00:10:50.000 He was married to her for about eight years.
00:10:52.000 I guess she got sick of having to be in her bedroom at 11 p.m.
00:10:56.000 So fucking Rick could air out his golf ball head.
00:11:00.000 But it's in the notes.
00:11:02.000 What are you doing there, Hoppy?
00:11:03.000 I was hopping.
00:11:05.000 Yeah, drive.
00:11:06.000 Who's gonna drive you home?
00:11:10.000 this sounds old hat now but in night in the early 80s this was a new sound It's kind of weird to listen to music on this show, isn't it?
00:11:25.000 It's like radio-y.
00:11:26.000 Yeah.
00:11:27.000 This is a very radio-y show.
00:11:28.000 Yeah.
00:11:33.000 Oh, that's not him.
00:11:34.000 No.
00:11:35.000 It's one of those videos.
00:11:37.000 No, he shows the whole band.
00:11:39.000 I think that guy died of cancer.
00:11:46.000 I think it's about a junkie.
00:11:49.000 Let's see the hot chick. 1.00
00:11:49.000 Oh, really? 1.00
00:11:53.000 Oh, there she is.
00:11:54.000 I don't think I could marry a Russian hottie. 1.00
00:11:58.000 They're definitely aesthetically pleasing, but the accent would drive me besonkers.
00:12:03.000 And the different culture.
00:12:06.000 Yeah, that's a problem sometimes.
00:12:08.000 They're really into machismo, which I'm fine with.
00:12:10.000 I'm incredibly macho.
00:12:11.000 I was fighting cops all morning.
00:12:13.000 But that whole like, oh, you have a call.
00:12:17.000 You need to stand up for yourself.
00:12:18.000 Stop blowing your nose all times.
00:12:21.000 Yeah.
00:12:22.000 They shame.
00:12:24.000 Yeah.
00:12:24.000 They're always trying to shame you.
00:12:26.000 What, you can't drink hot vodka in the middle of July in the park while wearing a snowsuit?
00:12:31.000 It's just a bullet.
00:12:32.000 I don't want to.
00:12:34.000 Why are you dressing like Doug Stanhope?
00:12:36.000 wish you were poor and lived in the desert.
00:12:38.000 Um Hehehehe.
00:12:45.000 What about you might think?
00:12:47.000 That was silly.
00:12:48.000 That video he did, it was the first, yeah, this was the first video to use computer graphics.
00:12:53.000 This is early 80s, too.
00:12:55.000 It doesn't look very advanced right now, but this was like the first digital effects company in the world.
00:13:00.000 they were doing commercials for the National Enquirer, and he just had the balls to hire them.
00:13:04.000 Maybe people with alopecia are more adventurous.
00:13:11.000 This won a bunch of awards.
00:13:12.000 Is that the same?
00:13:30.000 What the?
00:13:31.000 I would keep the periscope down in the water.
00:13:33.000 Anyone want to see her muff?
00:13:35.000 Do a muff dive, sailors. 0.54
00:13:37.000 Periscope in.
00:13:39.000 Ooh, nice towel.
00:13:41.000 Why would you be ogling her with her towel when you just saw her entire vagina and butthole? 1.00
00:13:50.000 I think this is like the nerdiest band a band could get.
00:13:53.000 Well, you could still get laid to.
00:13:55.000 Well, it's all about context, right?
00:13:58.000 These guys were so cool.
00:14:00.000 They were beyond cool.
00:14:01.000 They were the coolest band ever.
00:14:05.000 Because everyone was kind of a geek back then.
00:14:10.000 All right, last song.
00:14:12.000 Check out a perfect nose. 0.78
00:14:14.000 That's a jam.
00:14:14.000 Just what I needed.
00:14:16.000 This guy's dead.
00:14:17.000 I'm sorry if I'm boring you folks with this.
00:14:19.000 This drawn out open.
00:14:20.000 I'm not even close to done, by the way.
00:14:22.000 I know we got mad at Ryan for saying what songs he likes.
00:14:25.000 I'm talking about context and culture here.
00:14:26.000 And the guy died.
00:14:28.000 And the guy died.
00:14:28.000 The guy died.
00:14:29.000 And then the weird...
00:14:42.000 Oh, man.
00:14:46.000 What would you sing over a solo?
00:14:47.000 It's hard to not.
00:14:48.000 It's hard to not.
00:14:56.000 He kind of invented the whole talking thing.
00:15:00.000 Or at least made it popular.
00:15:02.000 You never say invented in music because there's always like that sex and drugs on injury guy.
00:15:08.000 But he definitely popularized it in American pop.
00:15:16.000 Okay, that's enough.
00:15:18.000 But another band Rick O'Kasich produced and did an incredible job on was the Blue album by Weezer.
00:15:28.000 Remember the big hit, My Name is Jonas?
00:15:31.000 Oh, this is so corny.
00:15:33.000 This is chemical romance coming out and singing My Name is Jonas with Weezer.
00:15:37.000 What is cornier than ancient, like, metal?
00:15:50.000 Emo?
00:15:51.000 Yeah.
00:15:52.000 But you're decades late.
00:15:57.000 It's kind of like the cure, right?
00:15:59.000 Is that what they're playing off of?
00:16:00.000 Emo?
00:16:01.000 Or was emo?
00:16:02.000 Emo came from hardcore.
00:16:03.000 It came from Dag Nasty and these DC bands that were really emotional.
00:16:07.000 Probably because they didn't do drugs or drink.
00:16:11.000 You see Revers Cuomo there dressed as a nerd?
00:16:14.000 That's an act.
00:16:16.000 He's a rich kid, the children of artists, hippie-dippy types.
00:16:21.000 Went to art school and he tried glam metal.
00:16:24.000 Actually, do you have his band Avant-Garde?
00:16:28.000 Here we go here.
00:16:29.000 He's a metal dude.
00:16:31.000 And the metal wasn't working.
00:16:33.000 Yeah, yeah, click on that picture right above my head.
00:16:38.000 That's him in the middle with the giant, giant between two ferns here.
00:16:46.000 That's Rivers Cuomo.
00:16:48.000 So then he goes, oh, I know.
00:16:50.000 Gavin said nerds are kind of a thing.
00:16:53.000 I'm going to become a nerd.
00:16:56.000 So in the midst of all this grunge culture, he dressed up as a geek and that became kind of part of this self-deprecating, shoe-gazing, indie rock thing.
00:17:05.000 Where you're like, I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, I'm a nerd, I'm a nothing.
00:17:11.000 But do you have a better version of My Name is Jonas?
00:17:16.000 Because it's a relevant song.
00:17:18.000 It's a relevant song.
00:17:20.000 I don't think they had a video.
00:17:21.000 But I think that's another...
00:17:44.000 almost a symphonic, kind of like a wall of sound.
00:17:49.000 Like, what's his name?
00:17:50.000 Phil, the guy who shot that dude.
00:17:52.000 That chick. 1.00
00:17:55.000 Phil Spector?
00:17:56.000 Phil Spector, yeah.
00:17:56.000 Turn it up.
00:17:57.000 Things will better be once but never again.
00:18:01.000 We've all left the pen and tight right.
00:18:04.000 Cheap, cheap, train that's right on time.
00:18:07.000 You hear that?
00:18:14.000 It reminds me of a Connor.
00:18:16.000 You know who Conor Oberst is?
00:18:18.000 The vocalist for Bright Eyes.
00:18:20.000 He also did The Feint.
00:18:22.000 The thing I'm getting at here is there's these sort of musical prodigies, and they're not just in classical music.
00:18:27.000 They'll be in pop, and they'll pioneer a whole type of music.
00:18:31.000 Then they'll produce, and you'll hear their talent in their production.
00:18:35.000 And then they'll be in like 10 totally different bands, and you'll hear this incredibly talent everywhere.
00:18:40.000 They're gifted.
00:18:40.000 They're blessed.
00:18:41.000 Divine intervention.
00:18:44.000 And if they were adopted by some peasant Mexican family in Guatemala, they would still come up with this amazing music. 0.97
00:18:52.000 And they build off each other.
00:18:53.000 It's almost like there's a secret cabal where they can hear each other magically through the airways.
00:18:58.000 So there's a song called Mañana by Desperacitos.
00:19:02.000 That's Connor Oberst of Bright Eyes.
00:19:04.000 And I hear My Name is Jonas.
00:19:05.000 This is about 10 years later.
00:19:08.000 My Name is Jonas is probably 92.
00:19:10.000 This is probably 2002.
00:19:11.000 But you can hear the same sort of Ricochet-sick Weezer symphony in this song.
00:19:16.000 It's such a jam.
00:19:17.000 Turn it way up.
00:19:19.000 Go back to the beginning.
00:19:24.000 Nope, beginning.
00:19:27.000 Here we go, one, two, three, one, two, three!
00:19:27.000 How intense is it?
00:19:32.000 Do you hear my name is Jonas in this?
00:19:36.000 It's the same symphony.
00:19:54.000 Weight of the vocals come in, just like HR with Bad Brink.
00:19:57.000 It's already building up.
00:20:22.000 To our future!
00:20:32.000 I had a fantasy for this video where I'm the singer, of course.
00:20:35.000 You always fancy you're the singer.
00:20:37.000 And we're all wearing suits.
00:20:39.000 Sort of like, what's that band?
00:20:41.000 The Independents or whatever they're called? 0.93
00:20:43.000 All like black Reservoir Dog suits.
00:20:46.000 And I'm singing, but I keep, people keep coming up on the stage and beating the shit out of me.
00:20:50.000 And I get up and I'm covered in blood, but I keep making it back to the mic, like crawling back to the mic, despite being knocked out and attacked.
00:20:57.000 And I keep singing.
00:20:58.000 It's about free speech.
00:21:00.000 And every time you're more and more beat up.
00:21:01.000 Yeah.
00:21:02.000 But I just keep finishing the song and like my ties are all ripped, my jacket's ripped, and I'm near death by the end.
00:21:07.000 But I still keep singing.
00:21:09.000 Listen to it.
00:21:09.000 Water, water, water Take each other We will spend our company Like air and water We will spread, we will cover the earth like air and water.
00:21:25.000 We're talking about interpol?
00:21:27.000 No.
00:21:27.000 No.
00:21:28.000 But sure, that'll be...
00:21:30.000 Don't let me...
00:21:32.000 I've been doing my lunettes, what?
00:21:40.000 What's happening?
00:21:42.000 What did I do with my lunettes, what?
00:21:45.000 Quiet?
00:21:48.000 I go.
00:21:52.000 I plume.
00:21:54.000 Where'd I put my glasses?
00:21:56.000 Ah, ducepejuelos.
00:21:58.000 Do you see them?
00:22:00.000 Oh, oh, oh, right.
00:22:04.000 Oh, no, not those glasses.
00:22:04.000 Next to PeeWee?
00:22:06.000 No, always wrong.
00:22:08.000 Always wrong!
00:22:10.000 Never right!
00:22:12.000 Frankly, always wrong.
00:22:13.000 That's weird.
00:22:18.000 Explain that in a one foot radius.
00:22:21.000 This is incredibly frustrating.
00:22:24.000 Thank you.
00:22:25.000 It doesn't make for a good show.
00:22:27.000 Now I'm just sort of.
00:22:28.000 When my kids are playing pool or something and something goes wrong, they go, oh, that was a glitch.
00:22:33.000 Dude, why are they going to go there?
00:22:34.000 They fell off when I was so weird.
00:22:48.000 Oh, weird.
00:22:51.000 Classic Doug Stanhope.
00:22:54.000 So Connor Oberst is the guy.
00:22:57.000 He also, when Electro Clash was big, it was sort of like an 80s revival.
00:23:02.000 He did The Feint.
00:23:03.000 Do you remember The Feint?
00:23:05.000 I've heard of them, yeah.
00:23:06.000 They were big in the early aughts.
00:23:08.000 Yep.
00:23:09.000 That song Don't Hold Back was really.
00:23:10.000 Totally different sound.
00:23:12.000 Let's hear that.
00:23:13.000 Now I'm hot from all this punk thrashing.
00:23:22.000 You're playing two songs at once, you guitar.
00:23:24.000 Oops.
00:23:34.000 Same guy, Connor Over.
00:23:36.000 To fame.
00:23:39.000 And then of course he had Bright Eyes, which is me.
00:23:46.000 Just so you know who we're talking about.
00:23:47.000 This video.
00:23:48.000 Dude, play them.
00:23:50.000 I didn't hear you over the music.
00:23:54.000 This is really who he is.
00:23:55.000 He's kind of a schmaltee indie guy.
00:23:56.000 He'd probably be furious to know that I deeply respect him and was playing him on the show.
00:24:02.000 This video is by Hedwig the Angry Itch Guy.
00:24:09.000 It features ugly people being normal.
00:24:12.000 This is the first day of my life.
00:24:15.000 Sneezing is a sign of weakness.
00:24:22.000 Hey, Hedwig.
00:24:24.000 Music videos changed.
00:24:26.000 Look how gay this is. 1.00
00:24:26.000 They're spreading. 1.00
00:24:31.000 She doesn't want to listen.
00:24:33.000 Yours is the first face that I saw.
00:24:37.000 I think I was blind before.
00:24:39.000 By the way, when lesbians have dreads, they're not really lesbians. 1.00
00:24:43.000 I don't know my face.
00:24:46.000 Ew, look at his gloves.
00:24:50.000 She's a supernormal chick, and she's looking for something weird, so she dates him, and he's just happy to have a pretty girl.
00:24:59.000 Those must be his parents.
00:25:01.000 Oh, hi.
00:25:01.000 Hey, honey.
00:25:03.000 I'm trying to listen to the actual song.
00:25:04.000 Can you stop staring at me, please?
00:25:07.000 Whatever.
00:25:09.000 My boyfriend's dead.
00:25:14.000 And I'm happy because I'm a Brozac.
00:25:17.000 A lot of chicks liking their boyfriends more than their boyfriends like them. 1.00
00:25:22.000 Right?
00:25:22.000 Yeah, it seems to be.
00:25:24.000 Just to meet me in the morning.
00:25:26.000 She doesn't have a boyfriend.
00:25:28.000 She's thinking of all the crazy shit she did with her butt back in the 60s. 0.98
00:25:34.000 I really put some mileage on that old tutor of mine.
00:25:38.000 What?
00:25:39.000 All right, last thing we're going to talk about in New York.
00:25:39.000 No?
00:25:41.000 I mean, for music, because it's been a long music intro.
00:25:46.000 Weezer, the blue album, also had that song Buddy Holly, where Spike Jones did an awesome video where he took Happy Days footage and stuck Weezer in it.
00:25:55.000 And it started the fonts.
00:25:57.000 You don't have to go dig it up.
00:25:57.000 This was in the notes.
00:25:59.000 I used to worship the fonts.
00:26:01.000 I remember when I was a kid, I'd have a fonts shirt I'd wore every day and it had the fonts like this, and it said, Hey, sit on it.
00:26:09.000 Which implies he's going to stick his thumb up your ass. 0.71
00:26:13.000 Right?
00:26:13.000 What are you sitting on?
00:26:14.000 It's not an insult to say sit on a chair.
00:26:16.000 It must imply sitting on something that's invasive.
00:26:19.000 And his thumb's always up.
00:26:20.000 So I think he means, I'm going to stick my thumb up your ass if you don't shut up. 1.00
00:26:24.000 Cunningham.
00:26:27.000 the actual owl.
00:26:28.000 I'd love to present Kenosha, Wisconsin's own Weezer.
00:26:37.000 Please, try the fish.
00:26:38.000 One, and a two, and a three, and a four.
00:26:42.000 What's with his home is dishing my girl.
00:26:46.000 And then, so they use Happy Days footage to make it look like they're there.
00:26:51.000 But then the Fonz shows up and he does this weird Spanish conquistador dance.
00:26:56.000 And I remember as a kid seeing the Fons do that and go, that's the most badass dance.
00:27:01.000 I need to look.
00:27:02.000 Fons can do anything.
00:27:03.000 He has two girlfriends everywhere he goes.
00:27:05.000 He can fix the jukebox.
00:27:07.000 He meets adolescent boys in the bathroom.
00:27:10.000 And he dances like a weird sexy woman wearing red, you know, castanet fucking shoes. 0.59
00:27:19.000 You know what I mean?
00:27:20.000 Like flamenco.
00:27:21.000 Flamenco.
00:27:22.000 He does a flamenco dance.
00:27:23.000 Wait, you had it.
00:27:24.000 Right here, right?
00:27:25.000 Yeah, he shows up.
00:27:26.000 He's like, these guys are cool.
00:27:28.000 Meanwhile, he's shorter than you.
00:27:30.000 Little Jewish guy. 1.00
00:27:32.000 Hey.
00:27:33.000 Hey, I'm Italian.
00:27:35.000 What's the matter?
00:27:45.000 Dance.
00:27:46.000 Dance, Henry.
00:27:48.000 Henry Wrinkler.
00:27:54.000 This is back in the 80s when pig noses were big.
00:27:56.000 Or maybe the 70s?
00:27:59.000 When was happy days?
00:28:00.000 It was the 70s, I guess.
00:28:01.000 Yeah, it was a show about the 50s in the 70s.
00:28:04.000 I always thought it was from the 50s.
00:28:07.000 I just managed to get color.
00:28:11.000 Okay, let's see a dance, Fons. 0.63
00:28:11.000 Yeah. 0.63
00:28:13.000 Come on, Fons. 1.00
00:28:14.000 Oh, there you go.
00:28:16.000 Oh, wow, that was weird.
00:28:17.000 I don't know.
00:28:17.000 Yeah, what is that?
00:28:18.000 Go show that again. 0.94
00:28:20.000 I don't know what the polka thing is.
00:28:22.000 That oompa oompa, but what's the little dancy, little prancy this thing?
00:28:27.000 What a fact.
00:28:28.000 I don't know if that is a dance.
00:28:30.000 What is that?
00:28:31.000 Can you look up Fons dancing? 1.00
00:28:33.000 Okay.
00:28:34.000 Because this.
00:28:36.000 That's polka. 0.91
00:28:37.000 Yeah.
00:28:37.000 That's not a dance.
00:28:38.000 But there's a little weird sachet thing he was doing there that for some reason, all of America went, yep, that's pretty cool.
00:28:47.000 No, it's not.
00:28:48.000 It's hard to dance cool.
00:28:50.000 You have to be a little gay to dance. 1.00
00:28:54.000 Yeah.
00:28:54.000 Yeah?
00:28:55.000 How you doing out there?
00:28:59.000 You f***ing... 0.94
00:29:01.000 Oh, Susie Quacho.
00:29:05.000 Wow, good dancing, friends.
00:29:08.000 He's got a gift.
00:29:14.000 That's easy.
00:29:16.000 He's not dancing.
00:29:27.000 Wait a minute.
00:29:27.000 This is the 50s, and Susie Quattro comes out with a full-body leather suit.
00:29:32.000 People must be going, what the fuck is this chick? 1.00
00:29:35.000 She's 20 years ahead of her time.
00:29:35.000 Yeah.
00:29:42.000 Alright, that sucked.
00:29:43.000 Do the Fonzie? 0.54
00:29:44.000 Yeah, that's whack.
00:29:45.000 That was gay. 1.00
00:29:46.000 Speaking of gay and fag and chink and don't do it. 1.00
00:29:52.000 Don't do it.
00:29:53.000 Don't don't.
00:29:56.000 Something funny happened over the weekend.
00:29:58.000 This guy, Shane Gillis.
00:30:00.000 I'm not friends with him, but we travel in the same circles.
00:30:03.000 He got a gig at SNL, writing.
00:30:06.000 Now, that gig sucks.
00:30:08.000 The pay sucks shit.
00:30:10.000 You probably make maybe 50K a year.
00:30:12.000 The hours are brutal.
00:30:15.000 And you sit in a room 12, 13 hours a day, write sketches that get flushed down the toilet, you get abused.
00:30:21.000 But for some reason, it is coveted in New York as the ultimate gig, besides SNL cast member, but that's a pipe dream.
00:30:29.000 So all these loser, stand-up, open-mic guys and bloggers and creative types, these lazy dorks who took social studies and speech pathology at NYU, their goal in life is to be an SNL writer.
00:30:44.000 Then they can get married and go work at their dad's farm, whatever.
00:30:47.000 You've made it if you write for SNL.
00:30:48.000 I don't know why.
00:30:49.000 It's not a good gig.
00:30:52.000 It's brutal.
00:30:54.000 So because it is the Academy Award of Job Opportunities, they want it to go to people of color, Oscar So White. 1.00
00:31:05.000 Now SNL has capitulated in the past and they said, okay, we'll stop hiring based on funny and we'll just hire based on race.
00:31:12.000 So they hired Leslie Jones and some other black chick all at once when they got in shit for. 1.00
00:31:18.000 God, what did they get in shit for before Leslie Jones?
00:31:20.000 There's a reason they hired her.
00:31:22.000 She was an apology.
00:31:24.000 She was a human apology that Lauren Michaels did.
00:31:27.000 I can't remember what the controversy was, but they got in trouble for being Oscar so white.
00:31:31.000 So they started giving their Oscars non-whites.
00:31:34.000 Did it have anything to do with Keenan and how he was like never in any sketches?
00:31:38.000 He's in every fucking sketch.
00:31:40.000 But he doesn't do anything?
00:31:41.000 He does tons of shit.
00:31:42.000 Will you stop interjecting?
00:31:43.000 Unless you have something profound to say, zip it.
00:31:47.000 Okay.
00:31:48.000 Don't guess.
00:31:49.000 When you're positive about something, I remember Leslie Jones and some other girl, they did a slew of affirmative action.
00:31:55.000 So after that, the dust settled.
00:31:57.000 And I think Lauren Michael said, okay, can I actually hire based on funny just once, please, to get my funniness up?
00:32:05.000 No, not if it's a white male.
00:32:08.000 So they hired a white male and everyone poured through all his podcasts and his stand-up and his tweets and everything he's ever done.
00:32:18.000 And they found him being rude.
00:32:21.000 So these jealous bitches are tripping over themselves to sabotage this guy's career. 1.00
00:32:28.000 Here's the worst it gets, okay?
00:32:29.000 So go back to the beginning of this because I really like this.
00:32:32.000 This is him on a podcast.
00:32:34.000 They're like, you can't delete this.
00:32:35.000 We have the receipts.
00:32:37.000 This is the racist pig that you hired. 1.00
00:32:40.000 Listen to how he really feels.
00:32:42.000 That's crazy.
00:32:43.000 It is full fucking China. 0.99
00:32:45.000 Dude, Chinese on there. 1.00
00:32:47.000 I wonder how that started.
00:32:48.000 They just built one fucked up looking building, and people were like, Just pause.
00:32:52.000 So I guess they're talking about Philly, the Chinatown in Philly.
00:32:55.000 And he goes, it's really, because maybe he hadn't seen it in a while.
00:32:58.000 And he goes, man, it is really China.
00:33:00.000 It's really Chinese.
00:33:02.000 These are just jokey ways to say Chinese.
00:33:04.000 And it's the way everyone talks in bars.
00:33:07.000 Sorry, folks.
00:33:08.000 I don't know if you've ever been privy to conversations among friends, but you use this kind of slang.
00:33:12.000 It is not racist.
00:33:14.000 It is funny.
00:33:15.000 And you especially say it around Asians. 1.00
00:33:18.000 No one goes up to a Chinese person and calls them a chink.
00:33:21.000 But when you're with your Asian friend of three years, you say, and he's in trouble for something, you might say, yeah, you got to watch it with the chinks. 1.00
00:33:27.000 They will really roast you.
00:33:29.000 And he knows what you mean.
00:33:31.000 He knows you're not, these goddamn Chinese. 1.00
00:33:34.000 They want those people to exist so bad, the guys banging the tables, saying, these goddamn Negroes. 0.95
00:33:41.000 Those guys are almost impossible to find.
00:33:45.000 So they take jokes from a cool, funny guy and they go, he secretly thinks Asians are human garbage.
00:33:51.000 And I have proof.
00:33:52.000 Roll the tape.
00:33:54.000 No one said anything.
00:33:55.000 Those fucking chinks live there, huh? 1.00
00:33:57.000 Well, they built these fucking, like, huge Shanghai houses.
00:34:00.000 The first one must have infuriated everyone.
00:34:02.000 They went like, what are you guys doing here?
00:34:05.000 Get these ducks out of that window. 1.00
00:34:06.000 You know what?
00:34:07.000 Yeah, true.
00:34:08.000 Also, I'm always.
00:34:10.000 They're also doing guys.
00:34:12.000 Like you said, they just put up one window and then someone's like, what are all these chinks doing here? 1.00
00:34:12.000 You know what I mean? 1.00
00:34:17.000 He's not sitting there on a podium saying, there's way too many chinks in China.
00:34:21.000 Of course, someone's going to take this and just edit the chink, chink, chink, chink, chink, chink, chinks. 1.00
00:34:27.000 How could there be?
00:34:28.000 Yeah, so they're not doing themselves.
00:34:29.000 They're doing the area's perception of Chinatown exploding in whatever area they're talking about.
00:34:34.000 And it's obviously satirical.
00:34:38.000 How could you not see the humor in this?
00:34:40.000 It's not the funniest shit in the world.
00:34:43.000 It's not a Netflix special, but it's two guys riffing over a podcast.
00:34:48.000 Get those ducks out of the window is pretty damn funny.
00:34:50.000 That is pretty funny.
00:34:51.000 And it's obviously not him saying, I don't want ducks in windows.
00:34:54.000 And again, when you really get into it, and you shouldn't get into it because it's just people riffing, when you really get into it, you hear guys talking to each other.
00:35:02.000 Sorry, you hear a parody of racism.
00:35:05.000 Shane doesn't want the ducks out of the window.
00:35:07.000 By the way, I'm pissed off you're making me overanalyze this stupid throwaway joke.
00:35:11.000 You want to play hardball?
00:35:11.000 But fine.
00:35:14.000 The guy, the local, the guy who lives near Chinatown is saying, get those goddamn ducks out of the window.
00:35:19.000 Yeah, they literally said people are like.
00:35:22.000 Yes.
00:35:22.000 Yeah.
00:35:23.000 And they're making fake people, crazy people, to make this absurd scenario funnier, funnier.
00:35:29.000 Listen, do it with me.
00:35:31.000 The people who are criticizing these people have never had a threesome.
00:35:31.000 Funnier.
00:35:35.000 They've never been in a fight.
00:35:37.000 They've never done cocaine.
00:35:39.000 And they've never shit their pants.
00:35:41.000 In other words, they have not experienced life.
00:35:44.000 Sorry to advocate drug use.
00:35:46.000 I'm not saying cocaine is good, but I'm saying people who have never tried it tend to be losers.
00:35:56.000 That's true.
00:35:57.000 So many fucking restaurants down here.
00:35:59.000 All restaurants.
00:36:00.000 You go in, there's like one person eating every white idiots like me are down there.
00:36:03.000 Sucking down neuters. 1.00
00:36:03.000 True. 1.00
00:36:05.000 I hate the food at Chinatown.
00:36:06.000 It sucks.
00:36:07.000 Chinese food's a very dishonest cuisine. 0.99
00:36:09.000 I don't even want to think about it.
00:36:11.000 They invented a fucking chemical to put in their food to make it dericous, dude.
00:36:15.000 It is.
00:36:15.000 They made MSG.
00:36:17.000 Good for them.
00:36:18.000 It's a dishonest food, dude.
00:36:20.000 There's nothing to it.
00:36:21.000 It's shitty meat.
00:36:22.000 It's honorable.
00:36:22.000 Shitty meat.
00:36:23.000 By the way, a chemical.
00:36:25.000 You can see Shane starting to pussy out of this joke because he knows it's going to come up and haunt him one day, and it did.
00:36:30.000 And they're trying to cancel him.
00:36:33.000 They're trying to get him fired.
00:36:34.000 They're trying to make sure he doesn't get this awesome gig, which is not that awesome of a gig.
00:36:38.000 It's like getting a job on the railroads on I Am Track.
00:36:44.000 Yes, you make $79K a year.
00:36:47.000 Dude, you will fucking go home so sore from swinging that sledgehammer all day underneath the ground, boiling alive in the summer and freezing your fucking balls off in the winter.
00:37:00.000 It's a hard job.
00:37:01.000 You couldn't handle it.
00:37:02.000 Half the people bitching here wouldn't last a week as an SNL writer. 1.00
00:37:06.000 It's brutal.
00:37:08.000 It's always been like a launching pad.
00:37:10.000 It's never the job like Bill Hayter, you look at, you know, Amy Schumer, not Amy Schumer, but all these writers, they jumped on to do other things.
00:37:18.000 So it's like they know it's not the job.
00:37:20.000 Yeah, I think it was destined.
00:37:21.000 Bob Odenkirk wrote for SNL, and they never used one of his sketches, and then he ended up having his own career.
00:37:28.000 I mean, Better Call Saul is the best thing that ever happened to him.
00:37:28.000 Exactly.
00:37:30.000 That had nothing to do with SNL.
00:37:32.000 It was not, I think there's this myth of like building blocks.
00:37:36.000 No, it's horizontal.
00:37:39.000 Cool, they made up to fuck your body up and noodles. 0.99
00:37:42.000 Neuters. 0.99
00:37:43.000 The neuters are fucking. 1.00
00:37:44.000 Cheapest thing in the world.
00:37:45.000 We got chemical.
00:37:47.000 Sick.
00:37:48.000 The worst meat you can find.
00:37:50.000 We got in there and we sat down and baby girl was like, I'm so excited for neuters. 0.99
00:37:54.000 And I was like, yo, chill, chill, chill.
00:37:56.000 Just pause.
00:37:57.000 Did you catch that?
00:37:58.000 So neuters is how Asians pronounce noodles. 0.67
00:38:02.000 And so him and his girlfriend have a jokey way of talking about noodles and they're excited to eat neuters.
00:38:06.000 By the way, the whole previous joke about how Chinese, first of all, I hate China too. 0.89
00:38:09.000 I lived there for a long time.
00:38:11.000 It sucks.
00:38:12.000 The culture sucks.
00:38:13.000 They abuse animals.
00:38:14.000 They don't show their emotions.
00:38:17.000 They say if it moves, it's food.
00:38:19.000 They're dishonest with each other.
00:38:21.000 What the fuck was that?
00:38:23.000 You said something that sounded like, hey, Siri in German.
00:38:26.000 Turn your phone off, genius.
00:38:34.000 And now you've thrown me off, totally.
00:38:35.000 So it's a totally valid argument to say you hate China.
00:38:38.000 I hate China.
00:38:39.000 You know what they do to people?
00:38:41.000 You know what they do to journalists who say they're against police brutality?
00:38:44.000 The police will beat them to death.
00:38:46.000 Now you say you love Muslims. 1.00
00:38:47.000 You know how many Muslims are being murdered and thrown in death camps in China?
00:38:51.000 You're looking for injustice.
00:38:53.000 There's your spot.
00:38:54.000 Everything you talk, everything you say, every time you describe tyranny, it's in China. 0.71
00:39:00.000 So, if you're looking for bad guys, I'm sorry they don't look like Shane Gillis or me.
00:39:05.000 They tend to look like Chinese tyrants. 1.00
00:39:08.000 Look at the fentanyl epidemic.
00:39:10.000 Where do you think all that fentanyl comes from?
00:39:12.000 It comes from China.
00:39:14.000 They send it here in barrels.
00:39:16.000 There's 128 deaths a day from opioid epidemics.
00:39:20.000 And yes, a huge part of that is, is it Pfizer?
00:39:25.000 Who's the company there with that one family?
00:39:27.000 Is it DuPont?
00:39:29.000 Are you guessing again?
00:39:31.000 Yes.
00:39:32.000 Stop fucking guessing.
00:39:35.000 We're talking about 130 dead bodies a day.
00:39:41.000 And there's one family responsible for it.
00:39:43.000 And you throw DuPont.
00:39:44.000 Do you want us to get sued?
00:39:46.000 No, we are not blaming the DuPont family for the opioid epidemic.
00:39:49.000 Sackler. 0.88
00:39:50.000 Sackler. 0.88
00:39:51.000 It's the Sackler family.
00:39:52.000 Oh, from Purdue Pharma.
00:39:53.000 And Purdue Pharma, not Pfizer.
00:39:55.000 Please don't sue us.
00:39:57.000 Hands up.
00:39:57.000 Don't shoot.
00:40:00.000 That's China. 0.88
00:40:02.000 And then the whole thing about it's a dishonest food.
00:40:04.000 You can't make fun of fucking food now.
00:40:06.000 So that, by the way, is their biggest smoking gun.
00:40:09.000 That's why Shane Gillis should not have a job.
00:40:13.000 This is why, and they say, like, who's that chick, Meg? 1.00
00:40:17.000 I put a quote up.
00:40:18.000 Yeah, girl behind cancer culture. 1.00
00:40:20.000 Meg Wright is this girl. 0.96
00:40:22.000 She doesn't do stand-up.
00:40:22.000 She doesn't produce anything.
00:40:24.000 She just comments on comedy.
00:40:26.000 She's a comedy critic.
00:40:27.000 So she's not enriching anyone's lives.
00:40:30.000 What she's doing is she's policing comedy. 0.99
00:40:33.000 And she said, stop feeding into the myth of cancel culture. 0.70
00:40:40.000 Don't use it to hedge when you speak out.
00:40:43.000 It's not real.
00:40:44.000 Stop being scared.
00:40:45.000 So she's turned herself into a hero for canceling this guy's career, for getting him fired.
00:40:50.000 That's her standing up to racism. 1.00
00:40:54.000 Cancel culture is very real.
00:40:56.000 You may want to check in with Louis C.K. When you talk about cancel culture, you may want to look into the $23 million he lost last year.
00:41:05.000 You may want to check in with a comedian named Kale Hartman, who was unjustly me too'd and is now in the middle of nowhere in Colorado, like working on a construction site.
00:41:16.000 He was a very successful comedy writer, helped write Bad Grandpa with jackass dudes.
00:41:22.000 Very successful guy.
00:41:24.000 No more, because he was canceled by you.
00:41:28.000 By your bullshit culture.
00:41:30.000 Go back to that Meg Wright chick, because she goes on and on about this.
00:41:33.000 And she says, what's scroll down?
00:41:35.000 I can't see because the camera's in the way.
00:41:36.000 Getting canceled.
00:41:37.000 Leads to a lot of success and new fans.
00:41:41.000 She's saving him.
00:41:42.000 Certain comedians base their entire act.
00:41:45.000 Yeah, like the guy from Seinfeld who screamed the N-word.
00:41:49.000 He's got a whole new act called, I'm That Guy.
00:41:54.000 Look at Dave Smith, too.
00:41:56.000 So there's some chick named Erin Lowe, who I find kind of attractive, unfortunately. 1.00
00:42:03.000 And she combed through hours and hours of podcasts and guest appearances, Elaine Lowe.
00:42:11.000 And as Dave Smith points out, go back, you're actually spending time listening to comedy with the intent of getting offended.
00:42:18.000 What are you doing with your life?
00:42:20.000 This is the most pathetic thing I've ever heard of.
00:42:24.000 And so click on the Elaine Lowe tweet.
00:42:26.000 So she goes on this investigative report where she combs through everything.
00:42:30.000 If you go up, you'll see he was on Legion of Skanks.
00:42:33.000 These are all our friends now.
00:42:35.000 Is that the top?
00:42:36.000 Yep.
00:42:38.000 You sure?
00:42:39.000 Keep going up.
00:42:42.000 You can't go up?
00:42:45.000 Oh, you can go up.
00:42:47.000 Why couldn't you go up?
00:42:47.000 There we go.
00:42:50.000 Hello?
00:42:51.000 I'm just looking to find the thing that you'd like.
00:42:55.000 I said, can you go up?
00:42:56.000 And you said, nope.
00:42:57.000 Well, not at the, because I clicked the tweet itself instead of the thread.
00:43:02.000 Because I wanted to.
00:43:03.000 Just turn this up.
00:43:03.000 Shut up.
00:43:05.000 So here's another smoking gun of Shane being horrible.
00:43:07.000 NYC Grappling Krub.
00:43:08.000 NYC Grappling Club.
00:43:10.000 Grappling ClubNYC.com.
00:43:12.000 You're speaking like them now.
00:43:13.000 Thank you, Grappling Krub.
00:43:15.000 Oh, Franklin.
00:43:16.000 Thank you.
00:43:17.000 You have taught me many valuable lessons, not just about fighting, but the mental game as well.
00:43:22.000 I can't tell if you mean Asian or handicapped.
00:43:25.000 Both.
00:43:26.000 Lewis's training.
00:43:27.000 I have not seen an Asian handicapped person.
00:43:30.000 Asian people can't tell. 1.00
00:43:31.000 Put them down early.
00:43:34.000 Even the girls?
00:43:35.000 Straight to the river.
00:43:36.000 Yeah.
00:43:37.000 They do weed them out.
00:43:37.000 They do.
00:43:39.000 Just pause.
00:43:41.000 What's the problem here?
00:43:43.000 And they probably do put them down.
00:43:45.000 I mean, infanticide is rampant in China.
00:43:48.000 But you get it.
00:43:49.000 They're more outraged by the implication that infanticide exists in China than actual infanticide in China.
00:43:56.000 There's entire villages of just boys because they kill the girls.
00:44:00.000 And these guys make a joke, a relevant cultural joke, I might add, where they say, oh, you don't see handicapped Asians because they put them down early.
00:44:09.000 They do.
00:44:10.000 It's a good joke.
00:44:12.000 It's relevant cultural commentary.
00:44:15.000 This is a double standard.
00:44:17.000 The people of color can literally get away with murder, and Shane can't make a joke about it because he's a white male. 1.00
00:44:27.000 Let's put him in a pile because these ones go to an iPod factory.
00:44:30.000 The Asian handicaps or elitards, as we call them. 1.00
00:44:34.000 Very good.
00:44:35.000 Oh, man.
00:44:36.000 God damn, it sucks how much I look like that kid.
00:44:38.000 Ha! 0.89
00:44:44.000 No, you can't see that because it's so low, eh?
00:44:46.000 But he's saying, goddamn it sucks how much I look like a Chinese kid with Down syndrome.
00:44:50.000 Which he kind of does.
00:44:51.000 A little bit.
00:44:52.000 And that's funny.
00:44:53.000 And is that insulting?
00:44:55.000 Do you want to look like an Asian kid with Down syndrome? 0.82
00:44:58.000 Let's talk to a local plastic surgeon.
00:45:00.000 God, these wrinkles right behind my neck are driving me nuts.
00:45:03.000 Maybe it's my posture.
00:45:04.000 Let's talk to a local plastic surgeon and say, sir, how often do you have requests for Asian with Down syndrome?
00:45:12.000 Is that a special box you can check off?
00:45:16.000 So this chick, Elaine Lowe, she combs through hours and hours. 0.99
00:45:21.000 I mean, they do it to me too.
00:45:22.000 They comb through hours and hours and hours, totally avoiding satire, ignoring jokes.
00:45:27.000 And she has notes like, in episode 146 while talking about the Battle of Gettysburg, Gillis refers to soldiers yelling as so gay.
00:45:38.000 Whoa.
00:45:40.000 This is the new Watergate.
00:45:42.000 Then uses the slurs retard and she can't write Faggot, but F Git. 1.00
00:45:48.000 He and McCusker joke about hot Southern boys being raped during the Civil War.
00:45:53.000 Oh my.
00:45:54.000 Meanwhile, their favorite joke, by the way, when James O'Keeffe goes to jail is that he's going to be in the cell with Bubba.
00:45:59.000 They love rape jokes when it's the right. 1.00
00:46:03.000 Being raped in the Civil War, comparing it to having sex, gay sex in jail. 0.99
00:46:08.000 Elaine, good investigative reporting girl.
00:46:13.000 Gillis, in describing women who disguise themselves as men to fight in the war, calls them flat-chested fucking bitches. 1.00
00:46:19.000 There's a slew of other slurs and offensive language used across the few podcasts that are still up.
00:46:24.000 Gillis's YouTube page has been scrubbed.
00:46:26.000 What a coward.
00:46:27.000 He won't stand up.
00:46:30.000 Oh, here's a good one.
00:46:31.000 Look at this guy, Seth Simons.
00:46:33.000 I never heard of him, of course.
00:46:34.000 It's in the notes.
00:46:36.000 He's a writer for Vice, I guess.
00:46:38.000 I think he has one article for Vice, and this is it.
00:46:40.000 But his thing is, if your position is that it's immoral to try to get someone fired from a job because they have a history of hate speech, can you find it, please?
00:46:51.000 Yeah, there you go.
00:46:53.000 Maybe ask around about how they treat other workers in their field and consider whether one might relate to the other.
00:46:59.000 Are you following this?
00:47:01.000 So the reason that they are shutting him down and canceling his life is because they're worried about people of color around him in the workforce getting abused.
00:47:10.000 Especially Asians, I assume. 0.89
00:47:13.000 No Asian takes more abuse than you.
00:47:16.000 Yeah, well, I don't relate to Asians. 1.00
00:47:22.000 So show him on Compound Media.
00:47:25.000 He was on my old network, Compound.
00:47:27.000 And let's see him interact with his co-workers in his field and the horrible amount of hate that gets tossed around.
00:47:36.000 I told him when he walked into the cop station was the walls was completely covered in whale murals.
00:47:41.000 Salt life.
00:47:42.000 That's offensive to whales.
00:47:47.000 That's actually true.
00:47:48.000 Lighthouse with a starfish on it.
00:47:52.000 What's out of here, Joe?
00:47:55.000 Logan, drive drunk, dude.
00:47:56.000 Pretty rough, huh?
00:47:57.000 Show the other guys, though.
00:47:59.000 There's people of color also on the show.
00:48:02.000 They must be getting constantly abused.
00:48:06.000 Oh, you can't visually scroll?
00:48:07.000 What's up?
00:48:08.000 Yeah.
00:48:09.000 Still looks.
00:48:11.000 Can you do it?
00:48:12.000 Okay, let's hear him be racist about that guy.
00:48:14.000 Yeah.
00:48:15.000 If Colin Kaepernick's still looks actually looks like fucking your brother.
00:48:28.000 That's because you have short hair in that one.
00:48:30.000 You look good.
00:48:32.000 You spill.
00:48:33.000 He just bumped off down.
00:48:36.000 It was just for Chain I. But what we're seeing is someone trying to amuse you.
00:48:41.000 This is not a guy trying to eradicate people.
00:48:44.000 He's actually not a guy, unlike you, Elaine Lowe, trying to get someone fired.
00:48:48.000 He's sitting in a chair trying to amuse people.
00:48:50.000 And that includes Asians, people of color, trans, women.
00:48:54.000 He's trying to amuse as many people as humanly possible.
00:49:00.000 There are some, though, like Dave Smith is obviously funny back.
00:49:02.000 I saw a funny retard tweet about the whole thing. 1.00
00:49:05.000 That's in the top of the notes.
00:49:08.000 Right below Shane Gillis.
00:49:10.000 This kind of sums up the way you should be reacting to this, which is with more satire.
00:49:14.000 When they pile on trying to outlaw satire.
00:49:17.000 Yeah, so the tweet below says, if your comedy is cruel, you are cruel.
00:49:21.000 If your comedy is racist, you are racist.
00:49:24.000 If your comedy is transphobic, you are transphobic.
00:49:27.000 You fucking wrote the jokes and said them out loud.
00:49:30.000 It's not like God dropped a notebook in your lap and you have to say these things or die.
00:49:35.000 And then Ryan Stout says, this worries me because so many people have described my comedy as retarded.
00:49:42.000 Perfect joke.
00:49:43.000 Who's Sophie Benoit? 0.93
00:49:46.000 I'm annoyed by her.
00:49:48.000 Oh, is she that fat chick? 1.00
00:49:49.000 No?
00:49:50.000 No, not fat.
00:49:52.000 No, not fat.
00:49:53.000 Who is she? 0.99
00:49:54.000 Screenwriter.
00:49:56.000 Sometimes I honestly think that a lot of these women pile on these guys because I said this before.
00:50:02.000 They want to take out the competition.
00:50:04.000 I think that's why everyone piled on Kale Hartman.
00:50:06.000 One less comedian in the mix.
00:50:09.000 All right, we're out of time.
00:50:12.000 Dang.
00:50:12.000 But we still got shit to do.
00:50:14.000 I mean, we're out of time as far as the news items go.
00:50:18.000 Ha, ha.
00:50:20.000 Ha, ha.
00:50:24.000 That sucks.
00:50:24.000 Oh, but we got so much other news.
00:50:27.000 Shoot.
00:50:29.000 Like the Copper Cab thing.
00:50:32.000 I can't really wait.
00:50:33.000 Let's do that.
00:50:34.000 Who cares how long we go?
00:50:36.000 So, Professor Bill Burr would like to teach you about a dude named Copper Cab.
00:50:43.000 He just discovered Copper Cab.
00:50:45.000 And it's amazing that he just discovered him because he's looking at the videos.
00:50:50.000 And in some of the videos, Copper Cab is 12.
00:50:53.000 And in some of them, he's a bald old man.
00:50:55.000 Has it occurred to you that the video you're looking at where he's a kid is from a long time ago?
00:51:00.000 Check out Bill Burr discovering Copper Cab like three days ago.
00:51:07.000 This has like 700 million views.
00:51:09.000 There's some poor bastard. 0.99
00:51:11.000 This kid, I don't know how old he is.
00:51:13.000 He's like 12, 13 years old, and he makes these videos.
00:51:18.000 And he's just, he doesn't know any better.
00:51:20.000 He lives in the middle of nowhere.
00:51:22.000 He's just making a total ass of himself.
00:51:24.000 Oh, you know what the fuck I did wrong?
00:51:27.000 When did Bill Burr put this up?
00:51:29.000 Three days ago.
00:51:30.000 Three days ago.
00:51:32.000 Poor copper cab.
00:51:34.000 He has no idea what he's doing.
00:51:35.000 Wait, this might, hold on a second.
00:51:36.000 This might be fucking yesterday.
00:51:40.000 The 15th.
00:51:41.000 Yeah, this was yesterday.
00:51:42.000 Yesterday, the 15th.
00:51:45.000 Bill, come on.
00:51:46.000 I'm just doing my own thing, man.
00:51:50.000 You're turning me into bullshit.
00:51:53.000 Making me out to be some sort of joke.
00:51:57.000 I'm not.
00:51:58.000 I'm not a joke.
00:52:00.000 Yes, you are.
00:52:03.000 Another video!
00:52:05.000 More! 0.72
00:52:06.000 More fucking pain!
00:52:08.000 More pain!
00:52:09.000 We're watching Bill Burr's perspective here on CopperCalf.
00:52:12.000 Yeah.
00:52:14.000 You know, he's already in an awkward age, and he's a redhead, and he's a redhead male.
00:52:18.000 So, you know, that's just a fucking hailstorm.
00:52:21.000 I lived through it.
00:52:22.000 It's not a pretty sight.
00:52:23.000 Throw it. 0.99
00:52:25.000 San Jose sharks go up to nothing.
00:52:28.000 Sorry, I got the game on in the background.
00:52:32.000 So, anyways, yeah, that's not a fun time.
00:52:35.000 It's not a fun time for fucking anybody.
00:52:37.000 Unless, you know, you're just one of the popular kids.
00:52:39.000 That was his worst hair day, wasn't it?
00:52:41.000 With the little wings?
00:52:42.000 Yeah.
00:52:42.000 It's like a little Dutch boy thing.
00:52:44.000 But keep going.
00:52:44.000 It's just amazing hearing Bill Burr tell us about a 12-year-old meme.
00:52:49.000 Not that I think Copper Cab's washed up.
00:52:50.000 He's done tons of funny stuff since then, including fighting Gavin McInnes on FreeSpeech.tv.
00:52:55.000 Where is the hairline baby?
00:52:56.000 To discover his first video now?
00:53:00.000 Aziz brought it to his attention.
00:53:02.000 Aziz, so sorry.
00:53:04.000 Are you going bald?
00:53:05.000 I thought you were like 20.
00:53:09.000 When did you lose all your hair?
00:53:11.000 Are you planning to fix that?
00:53:12.000 Alright, I don't understand why you all think that it's funny to joke about my hairline.
00:53:16.000 Fuck yourselves.
00:53:17.000 One day ago, why are you so angry at me?
00:53:19.000 I'm not angry at you.
00:53:22.000 Why does everyone think I'm angry at them?
00:53:23.000 I'm not angry.
00:53:24.000 Why are you so angry all the time, Pineapple Snakes?
00:53:27.000 I'm not angry all the time!
00:53:29.000 Because that's what happens.
00:53:30.000 You know, you put yourself out there.
00:53:32.000 You basically, the second you get on a stage or you film yourself, you've basically, you put yourself on a dunkin' stool.
00:53:39.000 What are you stopping?
00:53:40.000 That's the best part.
00:53:41.000 Here he is taking everything totally literally, totally seriously, and then preaching to us about it and telling us about Copper Cab.
00:53:49.000 And this is what happens, you see.
00:53:51.000 Thanks, Professor Burr.
00:53:53.000 And giving the world a bunch of baseballs.
00:53:55.000 That's basically what you've done.
00:53:56.000 This kid didn't realize it.
00:53:57.000 So they start fucking trashing him.
00:54:00.000 And rather than ignoring it, he's been responding to it.
00:54:04.000 And he's yelling into the camera.
00:54:07.000 This is a message for all you haters out there.
00:54:10.000 I can make as many videos as I want.
00:54:14.000 And I'm going to continue making videos.
00:54:16.000 He's doing Copper Cab's fake voice.
00:54:18.000 I got a message for you fucking haters, alright, bro?
00:54:21.000 All right, bro, skis?
00:54:23.000 I'll make videos on that.
00:54:25.000 Anyway, he's got it.
00:54:26.000 Copper Cab reacted, right?
00:54:28.000 Yeah.
00:54:29.000 Does Copper Cab point out that you're about you're more than a decade off?
00:54:33.000 He calls him a boomer for yeah.
00:54:35.000 Yeah, see if you can find the boomer part.
00:54:38.000 There it is.
00:54:38.000 He's on a mountaintop freezing.
00:54:44.000 I wonder if Bill will figure it out.
00:54:47.000 Hopefully you get this message.
00:54:52.000 I was a big fan of yours.
00:54:54.000 I am a fan.
00:54:56.000 You know?
00:54:58.000 I love your stand-up.
00:54:59.000 I like you on the Joe Rogan podcast.
00:55:02.000 You know?
00:55:03.000 And I saw that you mentioned that Aziz showed you my videos from the past.
00:55:07.000 Yeah, from the past.
00:55:09.000 I'm a big fan of his.
00:55:10.000 Okay, jump ahead.
00:55:10.000 I want to see the boomer part.
00:55:12.000 That's like in the middle, isn't it?
00:55:15.000 Chained right now, Mr. Hollywood.
00:55:18.000 You know who that is?
00:55:19.000 Huh?
00:55:19.000 Quentin Tarantino's film Jango Unchained?
00:55:22.000 You're acting like I don't know why you want to do that.
00:55:26.000 I don't know why you want to.
00:55:27.000 I don't know why you want to spread hate.
00:55:29.000 I don't know why you want to try to bring us down, gingers. 1.00
00:55:31.000 Us, Bill.
00:55:32.000 Yes, that's right.
00:55:34.000 You're just like me.
00:55:35.000 Whether you want to admit it to the world or not, I'm out here on the top of a fucking mountain recording this video in freezing temperature.
00:55:43.000 I forgot to bring a fucking jacket.
00:55:45.000 I'm freezing my ass off because I needed to be somewhere where I could be as loud as I fucking need to be, Bill.
00:55:52.000 Because I hope you hear my words right now.
00:55:56.000 Okay?
00:55:57.000 This isn't a joke.
00:55:58.000 I know you're a comedian.
00:55:59.000 I know your job is to make people laugh and smile.
00:56:02.000 And I love that, man.
00:56:04.000 We need more people like you in the world spreading love.
00:56:07.000 You should have had a cute episode.
00:56:08.000 For people who like their hearts warm.
00:56:12.000 Maybe that's it.
00:56:12.000 Like, I'm not afraid to say ginger and proud of it.
00:56:16.000 Yesterday, Bill, you fucking boomer.
00:56:20.000 The ones you seem to think were uploaded yesterday, Bill.
00:56:23.000 You fucking making people love again, laugh again, live, not be afraid to say things.
00:56:29.000 Like, I'm not afraid to say ginger and proud of it.
00:56:32.000 Like I always said in my older videos back in the day, the ones you seem to think were uploaded yesterday, Bill.
00:56:39.000 You fucking boomer.
00:56:40.000 Not to be ageist.
00:56:42.000 But no, they weren't uploaded yesterday.
00:56:44.000 I'm not 12 anymore, Bill.
00:56:46.000 I'm actually 26, okay?
00:56:48.000 It's been nine years since that video of Ginger's Do House.
00:56:52.000 This is what I don't get.
00:56:52.000 I'm not 12 anymore.
00:56:54.000 I'm 26.
00:56:55.000 That's what, 14 years ago?
00:56:57.000 And then he said this was nine years ago.
00:56:59.000 Right, but it's in ginger years.
00:57:00.000 Oh, I see.
00:57:01.000 It's like dog years, but that's why he asked me for food money.
00:57:06.000 I know you're not ready for this, but we should go to the mailbag.
00:57:09.000 Oh.
00:57:12.000 Hey! 0.99
00:57:13.000 Is that the one with the mailbag?
00:57:15.000 Yeah, the mailbag is the one with the mailbag.
00:57:17.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
00:57:22.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
00:57:27.000 Let me touch it.
00:57:30.000 From Alex, important correction.
00:57:34.000 Oh, I'm a 49-year-old who's been doing this for a long time.
00:57:39.000 It's possible I make mistakes, but if you're a little fucking kid who has access to Google and thinks you're smarter than me, maybe take a step back and think, maybe I'm not smarter than Gavin.
00:57:52.000 Maybe the guy who invented hipsters and vice media and Proud Boys and Red Pill the Generation and got Trump elected and changed pop culture forever, created a seismic shift in the culture, which is upstream from the politics, so altered the political hemisphere.
00:58:12.000 Maybe that guy knows something.
00:58:15.000 Nope, I'm smart because millennials have. 1.00
00:58:17.000 They don't have any money.
00:58:19.000 They don't have any work ethic.
00:58:20.000 They don't have any knowledge, but they got a lot of confidence.
00:58:25.000 Just had to offer a correction to your statement on happy September 11th GOL episode.
00:58:30.000 Muslims are not 1% of the population.
00:58:33.000 Islam actually has 1.8 billion adherents, making up about 24.1% of the population.
00:58:38.000 You don't have to say about when you have 0.1.
00:58:41.000 That's very specific.
00:58:43.000 So, your concept of we are only talking of tens of thousands of Muslims believing suicide bombings are sometimes often justified is inaccurate.
00:58:50.000 A quarter of 1.8 billion is 450 million.
00:58:55.000 First of all, dimwit, I said one in four Muslim men. 1.00
00:59:03.000 You're taking all 24 and making them into men. 0.99
00:59:06.000 But secondly, if you had earholes in your head, you would have heard me say American Muslim men between the ages of 18 and 25.
00:59:15.000 American.
00:59:16.000 Muslims are 1% of America. 1.00
00:59:20.000 I wasn't talking about the world, and I rarely do, because I think the world sucks.
00:59:30.000 Here's another one from the virus developer.
00:59:35.000 Recently, you visited one of the porn websites I attacked with my exploit.
00:59:40.000 When you started watching videos, it executed payload on your device and installed a virus I developed.
00:59:44.000 As soon as I infected your device, it started to act like a remote desktop with full read-write access.
00:59:51.000 I gained access to your files, your email, contact lists, and most importantly, your camera.
00:59:56.000 My virus started recording your web browser and your camera every time you masturbated during the last two weeks. 0.62
01:00:02.000 What?
01:00:04.000 Oh my God.
01:00:05.000 That sounds dumb.
01:00:07.000 While my virus is not perfect, it managed to record six videos clearly showing you masturbating.
01:00:12.000 I don't masturbate, though, ever.
01:00:14.000 Can we get on the AC in here, please?
01:00:17.000 It's like a million degrees.
01:00:19.000 Just turn it on.
01:00:20.000 Okay.
01:00:21.000 We're almost done with the show, though.
01:00:23.000 No, no, no.
01:00:24.000 I need it right on me.
01:00:28.000 Call me whatever you want, a criminal or a dick.
01:00:31.000 This is just my job.
01:00:32.000 I do this on a regular basis and I record hundreds of people, but you are special.
01:00:37.000 Why?
01:00:37.000 Because of the aberrant and perverse videos you were watching while masturbating.
01:00:42.000 You know what I mean.
01:00:45.000 This is so crazy.
01:00:47.000 This is crazy, this guy.
01:00:49.000 What's his name?
01:00:49.000 It's basically dumb.
01:00:50.000 And I don't...
01:00:58.000 Now I am your master and you are my slave.
01:01:00.000 That's like indicating there was some sort of BDSM video like kink.com or something.
01:01:07.000 What?
01:01:09.000 One of the free videos they show on their site?
01:01:11.000 Wait, are you getting nervous about this?
01:01:13.000 No?
01:01:14.000 This is such a joke.
01:01:16.000 I don't know.
01:01:17.000 I don't even care.
01:01:18.000 One iota.
01:01:20.000 I'm such a loser.
01:01:20.000 You're doing that post-fight face where...
01:01:24.000 No, I'm laughing.
01:01:25.000 But you were sweating just to say you wanted the air.
01:01:27.000 I'm sweating because it's boiling in here.
01:01:29.000 It wasn't hot before.
01:01:30.000 This is insane.
01:01:31.000 It's like an oven.
01:01:32.000 It's getting hotter even with the AC.
01:01:34.000 I guess.
01:01:35.000 Let me ask you a question.
01:01:37.000 How would you feel if I upload to Pornhub all the videos with you masturbating and send the links to everyone on your contact lists?
01:01:44.000 Including your family and your business partners.
01:01:46.000 Yeah, good luck, dude.
01:01:48.000 He doesn't jerk off, so do your worst.
01:01:50.000 We're not afraid of you.
01:01:52.000 Jerk?
01:01:53.000 Yeah, you pussy. 1.00
01:01:55.000 Do your very worst.
01:01:56.000 This guy has no idea that you do not jerk off at all.
01:02:01.000 And he's a loser.
01:02:02.000 So try him.
01:02:04.000 Post whatever you got.
01:02:06.000 Yeah, not everything.
01:02:08.000 Gavin, we don't cater to terrorists that are bluffing.
01:02:13.000 He picked the wrong guy.
01:02:14.000 This guy started No Wanks.
01:02:16.000 Buy 2,000 USD worth of Bitcoin and send it to me immediately.
01:02:19.000 You can buy Bitcoin in places like Coinbase, CoinMama.
01:02:22.000 Can you write this down?
01:02:24.000 To buy cryptocurrencies.
01:02:25.000 Use your credit card bank transfer.
01:02:26.000 I'm giving you three days to complete this payment.
01:02:28.000 Oh my God, when did I get this email?
01:02:30.000 Wouldn't matter.
01:02:31.000 It doesn't matter.
01:02:32.000 I'm just curious.
01:02:33.000 September 15th.
01:02:34.000 Start uploading 1617.
01:02:36.000 Us being awesome.
01:02:41.000 Send exactly 0.200871 BTC to this Bitcoin address.
01:02:46.000 33SM12RAVXGNQV99WVE EBV8BQ9KOSIRHBP.
01:02:57.000 There's a variance of uppercase and lowercase.
01:03:04.000 What if you do not pay?
01:03:06.000 Well, running the antivirus software will not help you.
01:03:08.000 I already downloaded the videos.
01:03:10.000 If you call the police, I will immediately do not contact police as soon as you do.
01:03:17.000 I will immediately release the videos.
01:03:18.000 You'll be fucked and they will not find me. 0.98
01:03:19.000 I know what I'm doing.
01:03:24.000 Can you believe this guy?
01:03:29.000 I'm announcing a temporary hiatus this week.
01:03:33.000 We're having technical difficulties and we'll be shutting down the site.
01:03:39.000 We are not shutting down and all our social media.
01:03:45.000 Have you been jerking off to weird stuff that there's now video evidence for and you're considering ransoming gaps?
01:03:53.000 I like how he says, give me the money and I'll delete the videos.
01:03:58.000 And then I think he says, you have my word.
01:04:00.000 Oh, that's good.
01:04:01.000 Like, you're a really reliable dude.
01:04:03.000 Yeah, he's got all this other technology plan, but it's like, why not make up a thing like, as soon as you send me the money, it goes into this folder where it deletes and then pa ba ba ta pa pa pa pa ba pa.
01:04:13.000 Make sure to send blah blah blah.
01:04:15.000 As soon as you pay, I will deactivate the virus and delete the compromising videos.
01:04:20.000 I will not bother you again, period.
01:04:21.000 New sentence.
01:04:23.000 I promise.
01:04:24.000 Oh, nice.
01:04:25.000 Well, I sure trust you, you fucking slime ball.
01:04:28.000 All right.
01:04:29.000 We like to end the show with a viral video.
01:04:32.000 And I forgot to get to this last week.
01:04:34.000 I can't believe...
01:04:37.000 I'm not actually nervous.
01:04:40.000 I cannot believe this exists.
01:04:43.000 It just goes to show you white identitarians, these white nationalists who want to live in an all-white country, like, say, Northern Europe.
01:04:51.000 Guys, I have seen all-white countries like Scandinavia, like Sweden, where they talk about eating human flesh, they worship Gretor Thurnberg. 0.99
01:05:02.000 They promote rappers who want to kill white people.
01:05:05.000 You don't want white people left to their own devices.
01:05:07.000 They become alarmingly uncool.
01:05:11.000 I think we need black people to retain our coolness somehow. 1.00
01:05:14.000 Because when we're left to our own devices, we become hair-whiteningly corny.
01:05:20.000 Check out this guy.
01:05:22.000 No, go to the beginning, you target.
01:05:24.000 Number three spots.
01:05:25.000 How could you miss the beginning?
01:05:30.000 Look how gorgeous he thinks he is.
01:05:35.000 What's up, guys?
01:05:37.000 It's coming, guys.
01:05:41.000 Jeremy here.
01:05:43.000 Boom! 0.99
01:05:44.000 And today is an important day for you and for me, guys.
01:05:49.000 The top 10 most complimented fragrances, the best, most appealing, sexiest fragrances that are currently on the market.
01:05:59.000 Updated.
01:06:00.000 You know, this is my third video.
01:06:01.000 Every year, this is the most requested, the most anticipated video from you guys.
01:06:09.000 If you saw someone do that in real life, do a spin around like that, you'd think they were having a stroke.
01:06:14.000 You wouldn't go, all right, Jeremy's here, guys.
01:06:18.000 Finally, he's going to tell us about the top 10 fragrances that people are dancing to at a disco.
01:06:22.000 ...to see, and it only shows how much we all like to be appreciated by the masses, why we love to dress nicely, why we are...
01:06:32.000 I want to be appreciated by the masses.
01:06:33.000 Taking care of ourselves.
01:06:34.000 These 10 fragrances are all absolute superstars.
01:06:38.000 There's not one fragrance starting from 10...
01:06:41.000 Wait a minute, is this all he does?
01:06:43.000 Jeremy Fragrance?
01:06:44.000 He does other things, too.
01:06:45.000 But why is he called Jeremy Fragrance?
01:06:47.000 Well, I don't know, but could you zoom out a bit so the people at home can find this fucking clown?
01:06:52.000 This guy, uh, there's nothing wrong with him.
01:06:55.000 Yeah, there is.
01:06:56.000 He's got good tips on fragrances.
01:06:59.000 So, Jeremy Fragrance, he's the guy.
01:07:01.000 Look him up, smash the subscribe button, make sure you comment below.
01:07:06.000 but let's keep going.
01:07:07.000 Because he really...
01:07:10.000 20 minutes of fragrances.
01:07:12.000 Men don't wear Do not wear fragrances.
01:07:15.000 Untrue.
01:07:16.000 Whatever you want.
01:07:17.000 All are absolute superstars.
01:07:22.000 One extra tip, don't be an idiot.
01:07:24.000 Don't be an idiot and think, okay, he says these fragrances are appreciated by all women.
01:07:30.000 Of course not.
01:07:31.000 Just like everybody on this planet loves music, everybody on this planet enjoys scents.
01:07:39.000 You know, scents.
01:07:41.000 But you can't please everybody with one song and you can't please everybody with one fragrance.
01:07:48.000 So just beware of that.
01:07:50.000 But just like there are evergreens, superstars, and the music and the streets.
01:07:54.000 How could a bottle of perfume be a superstar?
01:08:00.000 What an abuse of fucking loser this gorgeous hunk is.
01:08:05.000 See, ugly people? 0.98
01:08:06.000 Check this out.
01:08:07.000 You wish you weren't ugly?
01:08:09.000 Here's a handsome guy who sucks way worse than anyone I've ever met in my life.
01:08:14.000 Don't get plastic surgery.
01:08:17.000 Handsome guys can be complete fucking losers too, you know?
01:08:21.000 What are you doing?
01:08:23.000 Why are you in the bad brains?
01:08:24.000 We're going back to him?
01:08:26.000 No, I want to watch more of this.
01:08:27.000 Aqua Di Gio Profumo.
01:08:29.000 Number three, honorable mention.
01:08:31.000 Molecule 01.
01:08:32.000 Right now he likes fragrances.
01:08:33.000 Yes.
01:08:33.000 In a second, what is that?
01:08:34.000 I'm familiar with this gentleman.
01:08:35.000 Number four, honorable mention.
01:08:36.000 The king of clubbing.
01:08:38.000 The king of clubbing.
01:08:40.000 Only an honorable mention.
01:08:41.000 Jean-Paul Gaultier Ultra Mayor.
01:08:43.000 All right, guys, let's do it quickly, man.
01:08:46.000 We don't have time.
01:08:47.000 Bleu de Chanel Eau de Parfum.
01:08:48.000 One of the best...
01:08:50.000 100% smash your head into the wall right there.
01:08:53.000 He's like the Asian sneaker guy on the planet. 1.00
01:08:55.000 Smash your head into the wall.
01:08:56.000 I'm going to love you with this thing if you are wearing a suit.
01:09:00.000 Take a break and break your toes with this one.
01:09:02.000 Aqua Dijo profumo.
01:09:04.000 Even better than the already most amazing, fresh men's fragrance, Aqua Di Jo.
01:09:10.000 The performance is two times as strong as Aqua Di Jo.
01:09:14.000 Enhanced with incense and patchouli.
01:09:16.000 Makes it very masculine.
01:09:18.000 Great for the nighttime.
01:09:20.000 Was that excellent?
01:09:20.000 Patchouli?
01:09:21.000 It looked like men.
01:09:22.000 I've never seen patchouli before.
01:09:25.000 This thing right here, Molecule O1, very crazy.
01:09:28.000 He's free.
01:09:30.000 He might be sponsored at this point, yeah.
01:09:33.000 What a fucking turd.
01:09:35.000 I hate cologne.
01:09:36.000 When you wear cologne, I want to stab you in the neck.
01:09:39.000 You wreak up my car.
01:09:40.000 You used to wreak up the studio before I banned it in the studio.
01:09:44.000 You're such a fucking turd.
01:09:47.000 It's just farts.
01:09:48.000 It's just a different type of fart.
01:09:50.000 You're sending chemicals up someone else's nose.
01:09:54.000 No, it gets a lot of daddy issues get summoned when you wear cologne.
01:10:01.000 You track a damn track to rape victims. 0.99
01:10:03.000 That's awesome.
01:10:04.000 No, not rape fucking victims. 1.00
01:10:07.000 Okay, just jump in the middle here.
01:10:09.000 I can't believe this goes on and on and on.
01:10:12.000 And he doesn't have a big vocabulary, so everything's either a superstar or heavy.
01:10:17.000 You have this.
01:10:17.000 Yeah, Milo gave me a sampler.
01:10:21.000 Sauvage, that's the Dior commercial.
01:10:25.000 It all comes full circle.
01:10:27.000 And I'm telling you, don't buy this fragrance now blindly, please, alright?
01:10:32.000 Okay.
01:10:32.000 Do your research.
01:10:33.000 I was thinking, man, this sucks, man.
01:10:35.000 It's so expensive.
01:10:37.000 And I don't want my viewers to spend so much money just because it's the number one spot.
01:10:43.000 Yes, it is my most complimented fragrance.
01:10:45.000 But guys, all these other will get you so many compliments as well.
01:10:49.000 So, Crita Ventos, my most complimented fragrance.
01:10:54.000 Alright, this gets me super, duper many compliments.
01:11:00.000 It easily gets me the most unsolicited compliments from total strangers, like super, total stranger girls, no matter where I am.
01:11:10.000 Are you a total stranger girl?
01:11:12.000 Are you a super?
01:11:12.000 A super duper total stranger girl, because I'm getting super many compliments.
01:11:18.000 In the Zara store, in some kind of weird bar that I was walking around, the girl was there, was like there. 0.97
01:11:30.000 She gave me some sign that she noticed me.
01:11:32.000 I looked back at her and was like, is that you?
01:11:34.000 Or something like that kind of reaction.
01:11:36.000 And we talked a little bit.
01:11:38.000 It is my most complimented friends, alright?
01:11:41.000 But please, guys, please, please don't be complimentary.
01:11:45.000 I notice that with insecure losers, when I make fun of them, I'll go, What the fuck is with that shirt?
01:11:49.000 And they'll always say, I get a lot of compliments on this shirt.
01:11:52.000 Like, I can't back myself up.
01:11:54.000 Other people, the masses, have been giving me compliments.
01:11:58.000 They can't defend themselves.
01:11:59.000 Yeah.
01:12:01.000 Okay, go to the end.
01:12:02.000 Let's see if it ends nicely.
01:12:04.000 Maybe she does another spit. 1.00
01:12:09.000 I would rather throw for all right.
01:12:12.000 Just use these scroll bars.
01:12:15.000 Some big, brutal new release.
01:12:17.000 For right now, these are your compliment monsters.
01:12:20.000 Thank you very much for watching.
01:12:22.000 See you next time with another video.
01:12:24.000 Peace.
01:12:25.000 Music Finish a picture of me.
01:12:29.000 Just me being gorgeous.
01:12:31.000 Guys, thanks for tuning in.
01:12:33.000 Definitely want you to tune in next time.
01:12:35.000 We're going to have some amazing fragrances here.
01:12:37.000 You're going to get so many compliments from the masses.
01:12:40.000 Many, many super duper girls are going to turn around. 1.00
01:12:43.000 Are you the one?
01:12:43.000 They're going to follow you around.
01:12:45.000 Don't have to get expensive ones.
01:12:46.000 All of these guys are smash your head in the wall.
01:12:49.000 Great shows.