Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E73 - NO DEBATE

00:00:40.000 Pretty good band.

00:00:41.000 Continuous Thunder was the song.

00:00:43.000 He just said that.

00:00:45.000 Band was Japan Droids from Vancouver.

00:00:48.000 They were around the same time Japanther were.

00:00:51.000 A lot of Japan puns in the early, not early aughts.

00:00:58.000 The 2006, I think they started, 2008.

00:01:04.000 Here's the front page of the New York Post today.

00:01:06.000 Whole of a way to die.

00:01:07.000 Man falls down Manhattan manhole.

00:01:10.000 Found two weeks later.

00:01:12.000 Mentally ill man.

00:01:14.000 This is the real crisis going on in this country.

00:01:16.000 Mental illness.

00:01:18.000 And we'll talk about that today.

00:01:20.000 Also, LeBron James is getting his jersey burned at Hong Kong betrayal.

00:01:26.000 What exactly did he say?

00:01:28.000 I can look that up.

00:01:29.000 He said, a lot of these people protesting in Hong Kong be stupid assholes, which I thought was kind of harsh.

00:01:39.000 Yeah.

00:01:40.000 He said, a lot of them are tiny, and he goes, I don't like Chinese people on either side. 0.99

00:01:45.000 They're too tiny.

00:01:46.000 They can't play basketball, and their food's gross.

00:01:49.000 He said, I like the movie Rush Hour, but only half of it.

00:01:53.000 Guess which half?

00:01:55.000 I think you know which half.

00:01:58.000 That sounds like we're being racist.

00:02:00.000 That is how LeBron James talks, and we'll get to that later on in the show.

00:02:04.000 Yesterday was a very heavy, philosophical show with a lot of brilliant insight and news.

00:02:11.000 And I was making up for the fact that I punished you on Monday with a homeless man who hasn't taken his meds in a very long time.

00:02:20.000 By the way, I'm kind of okay with that.

00:02:25.000 How should I phrase this?

00:02:27.000 I don't really know much about mental illness is one problem.

00:02:30.000 I can just see it.

00:02:31.000 But as far as cures and solutions go, I'm no expert.

00:02:35.000 And it looks like I have a big maxi pad in my pocket square.

00:02:38.000 That's got to go down a bit.

00:02:42.000 I know that schizophrenics get a lot worse when they don't take their meds, but I've heard that their meds feel like anvils.

00:02:49.000 So it's really like a sedative.

00:02:51.000 And sometimes you just want to be you.

00:02:53.000 You want to be free.

00:02:54.000 You want to get fired.

00:02:55.000 You want to get in trouble.

00:02:56.000 You want the voices to go nuts in your head.

00:02:59.000 So let them go nuts.

00:03:01.000 Have you found out what he said yet?

00:03:05.000 Let me see.

00:03:06.000 Oh, we have some other news too.

00:03:06.000 God, that.

00:03:08.000 But we'll get to that.

00:03:11.000 Anyway, it's funny how it was all cool to take a knee when you were shitting on America.

00:03:18.000 But when it actually affects your paycheck, all of a sudden all these athletes are standing up and pledging allegiance to old President Zhing Chao.

00:03:28.000 Whatever his name is.

00:03:30.000 Zianjang.

00:03:33.000 How you doing, Ryan?

00:03:36.000 Still sucking at your job?

00:03:37.000 There's just so many things about criticism of speech, yes, we all do.

00:03:43.000 James, say, that's what I type in.

00:03:47.000 I think this is.

00:03:47.000 That can happen.

00:03:49.000 When you're not thinking about others, you're only thinking about yourself.

00:03:52.000 So I don't believe, I don't want to get into a word or sentence feud with Daryl, with Daryl Moray, but I believe he wasn't educated on the situation at hand.

00:04:05.000 And he spoke.

00:04:07.000 And so many people could have been harmed, not only financially, but physically, emotionally, spiritually.

00:04:14.000 Just be careful.

00:04:16.000 Do you know what he just said?

00:04:18.000 He does not want to be talking about it.

00:04:19.000 He was talking about that other guy, Daryl Maury's tweet.

00:04:23.000 Maury, yeah, who said, we stand with you, Hong Kong.

00:04:27.000 So LeBron James criticized him for making that comment.

00:04:31.000 And a lot of people could have been hurt by that.

00:04:33.000 Not just financially, yes, just financially, but also emotionally.

00:04:39.000 What a retard LeBron James is. 1.00

00:04:42.000 They would be hurt emotionally.

00:04:44.000 Imagine being emotionally hurt by the despots in China?

00:04:51.000 Are we getting?

00:04:52.000 You're worried about President Z being hurt emotionally.

00:04:57.000 You're worried about the President of China's feelings?

00:05:00.000 You're out of focus.

00:05:00.000 Wait, what the flips?

00:05:02.000 Oh, yeah, that's weird.

00:05:04.000 Oh, because the Mickey.

00:05:07.000 Oh.

00:05:09.000 I guess you should know this.

00:05:10.000 Ryan just gave it away.

00:05:12.000 I try to remind myself to look into the camera and not at the monitor.

00:05:15.000 And the way I've done that is I taped Mickey Mouse's face to the camera.

00:05:20.000 And actually, you know what?

00:05:22.000 It'll be kind of a trip.

00:05:24.000 Why don't we live on the show, show them what I see?

00:05:28.000 Do you see what I see?

00:05:30.000 Oh, I see.

00:05:32.000 Okay, so I'm going to take this picture, right?

00:05:34.000 This is kind of fun, weird, and exciting.

00:05:38.000 Remember when I was a little kid, I said, I was starting like a journal.

00:05:42.000 I won't call it a diary.

00:05:44.000 And I said, disco sucks.

00:05:47.000 And then below that, I was maybe like 11.

00:05:51.000 I wrote, rock is fun, cool, exciting, and entertaining.

00:05:58.000 Sounds like you were the lost stepbrother.

00:06:01.000 I also said, Canada is a gay name. 0.83

00:06:05.000 It should be Azrael. 0.91

00:06:08.000 Yeah, that's pretty good.

00:06:09.000 And the flag sucks.

00:06:10.000 It should be, and then with something that was like, I don't know, a gun and a rocket.

00:06:16.000 And look, now you're all grown up with a Mickey Mouse sticker.

00:06:20.000 And now I'm cool.

00:06:21.000 Did you hear what he said about the words and the sentences, by the way?

00:06:24.000 I don't want to get into a word or sentence feud with Daryl.

00:06:24.000 No.

00:06:30.000 I don't want to get into a word or sentence feud.

00:06:32.000 So he was trying to find a war of words.

00:06:35.000 So he goes, a word, a sentence.

00:06:38.000 Go back.

00:06:38.000 Let's hear that again.

00:06:39.000 Oh, that's great.

00:06:41.000 Or sentence.

00:06:42.000 I don't want to get into a word, a word or sentence feud with Daryl.

00:06:48.000 A sentence feud.

00:06:49.000 A word or sentence feud.

00:06:54.000 Can I buy a vowel to war with you with? 0.97

00:06:57.000 Whatever happened to your dad?

00:06:59.000 He died in a sentence feud.

00:07:02.000 And by the way, the whole like, President Shang, everything is good.

00:07:02.000 Yeah.

00:07:06.000 We have knockback supporters and we have troops on the streets with shields.

00:07:10.000 Oh, good.

00:07:11.000 Good news.

00:07:12.000 What is the support like with basketball manager?

00:07:16.000 Oh, not so good.

00:07:16.000 You might be...

00:07:18.000 Your emotion and financial might be hurt by this, but...

00:07:23.000 You don't get it?

00:07:24.000 Well, man.

00:07:25.000 1-5.

00:07:26.000 All right.

00:07:27.000 So we're going to riff.

00:07:29.000 We would riff if you were being funny.

00:07:34.000 This guy is awesome.

00:07:35.000 Just stop, stop, stop.

00:07:37.000 I think he's Canadian.

00:07:38.000 John Ward is a YouTuber guy, kind of like Black Pigeon Speaks.

00:07:42.000 But he was making fun of this Help Center school that LeBron James made.

00:07:49.000 And he explains later why it's patently ridiculous.

00:07:53.000 But this is Don Lemon kissing LeBron James' ass and interviewing him about his amazing school.

00:07:59.000 McGord says opening this school may be the greatest moment of his life.

00:08:05.000 For us to be in a position where we can bring like this into fruition.

00:08:08.000 For future reference, if you absolutely have to congratulate yourself on national television for opening an educational facility, do not begin your self-promotion with the statement, bring like this into fruition.

00:08:19.000 Though this first-degree felony against this into fruition, what expected from someone who campaigned for professional loser Hillary Clinton in Ohio, lost said campaign miserably, and rage-blamed everyone but himself.

00:08:34.000 You don't have to go off in a tangent.

00:08:36.000 Just sh play him, John Ward.

00:08:39.000 At the end of the day, I don't think people was educated.

00:08:42.000 Am I saying that the people of Ohio wasn't educated?

00:08:45.000 Am I saying that some of the other states that voted for him was uneducated?

00:08:49.000 They could have been, or they could not have been.

00:08:51.000 Perhaps the takeaway from this is that if you're already skipping half the school year by fourth grade, maybe just go ahead and sit out any conversations that involve education.

00:09:00.000 In a minute here, I'm going to demonstrate why anyone with an actual education knows the I Promise school is going to end in tears and how it's anything but a gift to the community.

00:09:09.000 But we shouldn't be too hard on LeBron too quickly because to his credit, he has demonstrated that if he keeps working hard on the next eight campaigns, he's bound to win at least three of them.

00:09:20.000 And then see stories of kids that's going through the same thing that I went through.

00:09:24.000 It even makes it even more of like, yes, we did this.

00:09:27.000 This is why we should have did it.

00:09:29.000 This is why we should have did it.

00:09:31.000 The best part of it.

00:09:33.000 I don't want to hear John Ward repeat it.

00:09:34.000 I want to hear him say it.

00:09:35.000 I should have found the original clip.

00:09:37.000 We did this.

00:09:37.000 Wow.

00:09:38.000 That's going through the same thing.

00:09:41.000 And then see stories of kids that's going through the same thing.

00:09:45.000 See stories of kids.

00:09:46.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:09:49.000 What's he trying to say there?

00:09:50.000 Hear stories about kids?

00:09:53.000 See kids' stories?

00:09:54.000 I don't know.

00:09:55.000 See stories of kids.

00:09:57.000 That implies it's a sort of unit of measurement.

00:10:01.000 That's right.

00:10:02.000 Like a flock of seagulls, a story of kids.

00:10:05.000 And that I went through, it even makes it even more of like, yes, we did this.

00:10:09.000 This is why we should have did it.

00:10:10.000 The thing that I went through, yes, we did this.

00:10:15.000 LeBron is not popular.

00:10:17.000 Or smart.

00:10:18.000 Or smart in America.

00:10:21.000 He can't speak English.

00:10:23.000 If that was someone Chinese, you would go, you're getting there, my friend. 1.00

00:10:28.000 I'm really impressed.

00:10:29.000 And you don't even have a Chinese accent.

00:10:31.000 Now, we just have to show you a few things on how verbs work and nouns and stuff like that.

00:10:36.000 But besides that, pretty good.

00:10:39.000 So I got a bunch of just, I have a million videos I want to get to.

00:10:44.000 This is what you see, by the way.

00:10:46.000 Oh.

00:10:47.000 Yeah, let's show the people what I see.

00:10:50.000 Do you understand?

00:10:51.000 So I see a monitor behind a TV.

00:10:53.000 I could have got the setup that Anthony Kumia has, where you have a camera and a monitor as the same unit.

00:11:00.000 So when you look at yourself, you're looking into the camera.

00:11:03.000 That was $5,000.

00:11:05.000 This was $200 at Best Buy.

00:11:10.000 And the Mickey Mouse, I mean, it probably cost me a little bit of printer ink because I printed it out from Google Image.

00:11:15.000 And you cut it out?

00:11:16.000 The tape I stole from CR-TV.

00:11:20.000 Very affordable set.

00:11:23.000 Should this be the thumbnail?

00:11:25.000 What?

00:11:26.000 Oh, yeah.

00:11:27.000 Why not?

00:11:28.000 That's amazing.

00:11:31.000 All right, cool.

00:11:32.000 I was buying my wife some lingerie.

00:11:34.000 I'm pretty horny these days.

00:11:36.000 I don't know if it's the fall.

00:11:39.000 I got to say, though, man, at the gym, no more sweat.

00:11:43.000 It doesn't smell as bad because not everyone is drenched in sweat.

00:11:47.000 And I looked at the weather for the week and I saw a bunch of 60s and I just went, finally, white people weather. 0.86

00:11:55.000 Finally, no more suffering.

00:11:59.000 I guess you, being Puerto Rican and Japanese, don't mind humidity at all.

00:12:04.000 Humidity sucks.

00:12:06.000 Humidity sucks, but any type of heat, bring it on.

00:12:09.000 Really?

00:12:10.000 I was in Vegas wearing a sweater when it was 101 degrees after shooting guns with Paul Bazile last year.

00:12:10.000 Yeah.

00:12:18.000 And I was like, whatevs?

00:12:20.000 Why would you wear a sweater in 100 degrees?

00:12:23.000 I don't know.

00:12:24.000 You didn't feel it.

00:12:25.000 It's a dry heat.

00:12:26.000 All right.

00:12:27.000 So anyway, I'm flipping through.

00:12:28.000 And it's weird because you know your wife wants Asian Provocateur and Vivian Westwood and Victoria's Secret, but it doesn't look at all different. 0.92

00:12:37.000 So I could buy like 5,000 pairs of shoes, high-heel shoes, on Amazon for 30 bucks.

00:12:43.000 Or I could buy one pair of Vivian Westwoods or Asian Provocateurs. 0.97

00:12:47.000 Anyway, I look at a bunch of laundry.

00:12:50.000 I got the cheap stuff on Amazon.

00:12:51.000 I just explained I'm cheap.

00:12:53.000 I mean, she's only going to have it on for like 30 seconds. 1.00

00:12:57.000 It's not like she lounges around all day.

00:12:59.000 Can you imagine what it was like in the 50s where women were wearing thigh-high stockings and garter belts just as their normal day-to-day wear with those stockings that have the line down the back and stilettos like this just as she's like cooking with an apron on. 1.00

00:13:19.000 Can you imagine?

00:13:20.000 No wonder they had so many kids.

00:13:22.000 I would be ravishing her 24 hours a day.

00:13:27.000 And also, guys at home who don't have kids, why the hell is your girlfriend not naked? 0.95

00:13:33.000 I look back at this and I have no answer.

00:13:35.000 I don't understand what I was thinking.

00:13:37.000 I should have had a bucket by the front door where when my girlfriend comes over, she puts her clothes in the bucket. 1.00

00:13:44.000 If you want to go out, you can get your clothes out of the bucket.

00:13:46.000 But when you're in my home, you're nude.

00:13:47.000 That's pretty good.

00:13:49.000 Why are not 100% of girls nude? 1.00

00:13:52.000 I mean, maybe if you have big bay windows, I understand, out onto the street, but most of you don't.

00:13:56.000 You're in apartments.

00:13:57.000 Your wife should be nude. 1.00

00:13:59.000 I have a rule.

00:14:00.000 Maybe socks.

00:14:01.000 Nudity or no foodity.

00:14:03.000 Yeah.

00:14:03.000 You don't get to eat, bitch.

00:14:05.000 Oh, you can't have a body of this poutine until you drop them drawls.

00:14:10.000 Hell of a thing to win.

00:14:10.000 That's a good picture of how they dressed back then.

00:14:14.000 I don't believe that with those shoes.

00:14:16.000 That looks fake.

00:14:18.000 Maybe it is.

00:14:18.000 Yeah.

00:14:19.000 I mean, also, I don't know if this is true.

00:14:21.000 In the ads, they're wearing high-heeled shoes in vacuuming, but they're in an ad.

00:14:25.000 I don't know what the norm was if you were just like to throw a dart at Brooklyn in 1955.

00:14:32.000 No, not Brooklyn.

00:14:33.000 That's two working claws. 0.99

00:14:34.000 Westchester.

00:14:35.000 Like on Mad Men.

00:14:37.000 I bet Mad Men was accurate. 0.90

00:14:39.000 All those wives are wearing white little gloves. 1.00

00:14:42.000 Imagine your wife touching your genitalia with white gloves on? 0.96

00:14:45.000 It would be so sinful.

00:14:47.000 Oh, that must have been fun.

00:14:49.000 Yeah, no wonder you have 11 kids.

00:14:52.000 Geesh.

00:14:55.000 Pre-sweatpants, no flip-flops.

00:14:58.000 Oh, I want to get to some letters.

00:14:59.000 Whoa, whoa.

00:15:01.000 What?

00:15:01.000 Oh, my stars.

00:15:03.000 How can you be gay? 1.00

00:15:04.000 That's redunk. 1.00

00:15:06.000 Although I don't like their shoes.

00:15:08.000 So anyway, as I'm browsing through, sometimes you're browsing through looking for stuff to buy, and I saw this picture where my mouth hit the floor.

00:15:19.000 I went, oh my, this is coveting, right?

00:15:21.000 This is a sin.

00:15:22.000 This is shopping.

00:15:24.000 How is this a sin?

00:15:24.000 Oh, my.

00:15:25.000 God made her.

00:15:27.000 I'm not setting out to find this girl.

00:15:29.000 I don't want to take her out for drinks.

00:15:31.000 So how is this different than a painting in the Louvre?

00:15:35.000 I feel like, God, I have a bone to pick with you.

00:15:39.000 I don't consider this a sin.

00:15:41.000 I'm not lusting.

00:15:42.000 I'm not masturbating.

00:15:43.000 I don't have an erection.

00:15:44.000 I'm just like, holy shit.

00:15:47.000 What a beautiful specimen.

00:15:50.000 Why are you showing me while I'm talking about possibly, outside of my wife, the most beautiful woman on the earth?

00:15:50.000 Go back to her.

00:15:57.000 It's like a Pocahontas. 1.00

00:15:58.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

00:15:59.000 Are those fake tits? 1.00

00:16:00.000 Why would a 10 get faked?

00:16:02.000 I don't know if there's a fake tits if they're just pushed up. 1.00

00:16:04.000 Or maybe those are what fake tits are trying to be. 1.00

00:16:07.000 Ah.

00:16:07.000 But if you go down, you can see her in several different outfits.

00:16:11.000 What the hell is that?

00:16:18.000 I just want to show this to a gay dude and say, are you out of your mind? 0.99

00:16:21.000 That is bernoculars.

00:16:23.000 That is like, that can cure homosexuality. 1.00

00:16:28.000 Let's make, print these out on flyers and throw them from a helicopter above the West Village.

00:16:34.000 Oh, and for no reason at all.

00:16:36.000 Also, that Miami Uncensored documentary is coming out soon.

00:16:40.000 For no reason at all, this doesn't remind me of anybody in that that looks similarly delectable.

00:16:46.000 What are you talking about?

00:16:47.000 We saw a chick that looks similarly delectable in that Miami thing. 1.00

00:16:50.000 Oh my god, look at that.

00:16:51.000 Wait, go back.

00:16:52.000 Stop.

00:16:53.000 What the hell is that?

00:16:56.000 Oh, my.

00:16:58.000 Oh, my mother of God.

00:17:00.000 Oh, that's blasphemy, right?

00:17:02.000 What the hell?

00:17:04.000 What the hell?

00:17:05.000 Look at the prices here, by the way.

00:17:06.000 My wife would love that. 1.00

00:17:08.000 Just the thong.

00:17:10.000 Not the dress, right?

00:17:13.000 That's $250?

00:17:18.000 Oh, no, no.

00:17:19.000 Don't wreck it.

00:17:20.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:17:24.000 Are you showing them all?

00:17:25.000 Big size?

00:17:25.000 Yeah.

00:17:26.000 Is it like when your dad spits out the expensive beer?

00:17:28.000 Like, you'd see that that's $250 as you're taking that off of her and you're like, you just leave the room?

00:17:35.000 Oh, my lord.

00:17:36.000 That's ridiculous.

00:17:37.000 That's the kind of girl where if your friend shows up with her, you just go, hi.

00:17:42.000 I thought of that as a funny curb your enthusiasm episode.

00:17:45.000 So Larry has this friend that he thinks he's superior to.

00:17:50.000 Are you staring at her nipples?

00:17:51.000 I'm trying to see if they're there.

00:17:52.000 They're not.

00:17:56.000 And the friend is really sycophantic to Larry.

00:17:58.000 Actually, Larry David wouldn't be good for this because he's so ugly.

00:18:01.000 It's hard to think anyone would look up to him.

00:18:03.000 But anyway, the guy thinks he's way better than this person, and the person's an ugly little George Costanza type.

00:18:08.000 And then he finally agrees, I'm going to go over to his house.

00:18:11.000 He invited me over for dinner.

00:18:13.000 And then you make the wife, that woman we just saw.

00:18:16.000 And the Larry David character realizes that this loser is actually married to the hottest woman on earth.

00:18:22.000 That wasn't a very good pitch, but I think it's an amusing concept.

00:18:26.000 If we were a news show, we'd be talking about the Democratic debate, which I did with Anthony Cumia on his live stream last night.

00:18:35.000 Jeff Leach was there.

00:18:37.000 I don't like Jeff Leach.

00:18:39.000 I didn't at first either.

00:18:41.000 Look up Jeff Leach Terry Richardson.

00:18:43.000 Okay.

00:18:44.000 Terry Richardson is a friend of mine.

00:18:47.000 And he was rumored to have molested this woman named Jamie Peck.

00:18:56.000 And yeah.

00:18:58.000 So he didn't.

00:19:01.000 And when New York Magazine did a cover story on it, they noticed that in the pictures of Jamie Peck, she's got like 13 different hairstyles.

00:19:10.000 So they go back to her and they go, you say you were basically raped, but you have, it looks like you kept going back there.

00:19:17.000 It looks like many years went by with you going back and back and back.

00:19:22.000 And then she hangs up the phone.

00:19:24.000 This is all in the article.

00:19:25.000 Then calls back and says, that's actually proof I was molested because the fact that I don't remember going back and back to him all those times shows I was so traumatized I had amnesia.

00:19:37.000 So a total fraud.

00:19:39.000 But anyway, it gains traction in the Me Too.

00:19:41.000 This is pre-Me Too, but it gains traction.

00:19:44.000 And the next thing you know, his income is cut by 75%.

00:19:47.000 He went from making about $10 million a year to $3 million a year.

00:19:50.000 Oh, poor baby. 0.96

00:19:51.000 Fuck you.

00:19:52.000 People lost their jobs.

00:19:55.000 An entire company was shut down because of this lie.

00:19:59.000 And I remember H ⁇ M, he had a quarter of a million dollar contract with H ⁇ M. And some woman, an 18-year-old from England, tweets H ⁇ M and goes, oh, I really hope you're not working with a rape apologist.

00:20:10.000 Are you a rape apologist?

00:20:11.000 And H ⁇ M just goes, no, fuck no, he's fired. 0.95

00:20:14.000 And his business just went boom, closed his studio, lives in upstate New York now, all because of lies.

00:20:20.000 And this is why I tweeted out, every guy I know involved in a domestic was the result of some cunt trying to ruin his life. 1.00

00:20:28.000 And I was, that sounds really offensive and horrible, but it's just a fact.

00:20:32.000 Dove Charney, Anthony Kumia, Terry Richardson, lives flushed down the toilet, business is ruined.

00:20:39.000 Well, Cumia's life wasn't flushed down the toilet, but a great gig was lost because of lies about domestic abuse. 1.00

00:20:45.000 Actually, no, Kumia's business wasn't really affected by that, but he did lose a year of his life and $200,000.

00:20:52.000 And the right to own guns for a little bit.

00:20:54.000 Yeah, and he had to go to some bullshit rehab and anger management, blah, blah, blah.

00:20:58.000 Anyway, it was devastating.

00:21:01.000 And that's why I said that.

00:21:02.000 So to see Jeff Leach get on the cuck train and assume that Terry's guilty is just like such a shitty thing to do.

00:21:13.000 He's virtue signaling.

00:21:15.000 I don't like British people. 1.00

00:21:18.000 Hey, ma'am.

00:21:19.000 What's it like to be an absolute creep?

00:21:22.000 Hey, man.

00:21:23.000 What's it like to be an absolute creep?

00:21:25.000 Hey, ma'am.

00:21:26.000 What's it like to be an absolute creep?

00:21:28.000 That's Jeff Leach taking the Me Too side and castigating Terry Richardson.

00:21:28.000 Yeah.

00:21:34.000 You know, he's starting to get a little more red-pilled, but I remember he was on Anthony's show about two years ago.

00:21:39.000 Why are you looking at pictures talking while you're not showing anything to people at home?

00:21:39.000 Show that.

00:21:44.000 This is not you watching TV, my friend.

00:21:47.000 You are the TV.

00:21:48.000 Well, alright, so there's a picture of him, the guy I'm talking about.

00:21:52.000 And he sucked, and now he doesn't suck as much. 0.83

00:21:56.000 He was really cancer.

00:21:58.000 He would go on to Anthony's show to be like, look, I've been on his show, and I like showed him up a bit.

00:22:02.000 I said, hey, Anthony, don't you think racism's kind of shitty, mate?

00:22:06.000 He was shitty towards him.

00:22:07.000 And I was like, who the fuck is this guy?

00:22:09.000 So why is he back?

00:22:10.000 Because he's come around to such a point where like...

00:22:15.000 No, thank you.

00:22:19.000 It's funny to see him change his beliefs on things.

00:22:26.000 Shut up, penis face. 1.00

00:22:30.000 You want to see some horny heels while we're being perverts? 1.00

00:22:33.000 Am I getting blurry again?

00:22:33.000 Yeah.

00:22:36.000 No.

00:22:38.000 Look up Agent Provocateur Zipper Heels. 1.00

00:22:46.000 God, he's slow.

00:22:48.000 I mean, I'm not sure.

00:22:50.000 You had to find that before you said that.

00:22:52.000 I typed an entire thing.

00:22:54.000 Uh, Z...

00:22:54.000 upper heels.

00:22:57.000 Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh...

00:23:03.000 Yeah, there they are.

00:23:06.000 Just click on those.

00:23:10.000 Imagine your wife and those puppies? 1.00

00:23:13.000 Or are you- your generation isn't into shoes like my generation is, right?

00:23:17.000 I like you.

00:23:19.000 Where?

00:23:19.000 Where are you?

00:23:20.000 Wait, why are you hopping all over the place?

00:23:21.000 Those aren't them?

00:23:23.000 You just saw the types of shoes they are.

00:23:25.000 No, they're not those, although those are great too.

00:23:28.000 Wait, where are you leaving them?

00:23:30.000 Go back! 0.55

00:23:30.000 You had them! 0.55

00:23:33.000 You don't remember what they looked like one second ago?

00:23:36.000 There you go.

00:23:37.000 Wait.

00:23:37.000 That's the same thing.

00:23:39.000 Oh.

00:23:40.000 Yeah, they're just a different angle.

00:23:42.000 Like those.

00:23:43.000 So they have a zipper around them, but they're not functional.

00:23:45.000 The functional has a zipper around them.

00:23:47.000 No, of course it's not functional.

00:23:49.000 You're going to zip your pants in them?

00:23:49.000 What?

00:23:50.000 That seems so uncomfortable for a lady to wear. 1.00

00:23:52.000 Nah.

00:23:53.000 You got metal all on your leg?

00:23:55.000 Should we be talking about the Dem debates?

00:23:57.000 I just see it as such a misfit island of fucking losers.

00:24:02.000 Dumb losers.

00:24:03.000 And I was saying this on Anthony's show last night.

00:24:05.000 If the Dems want to win, you have to do policy.

00:24:08.000 You have to talk about health care.

00:24:09.000 That's our Achilles heel.

00:24:11.000 You have to talk about the fact that there's no wall.

00:24:13.000 You have to talk about infrastructure.

00:24:15.000 Those are all smart things.

00:24:17.000 Lowering taxes would be good.

00:24:18.000 The fact that Trump raised taxes for a lot of people like me, that would be good.

00:24:23.000 Talk about that.

00:24:24.000 But no, they get on this AOC alt-left shit and talk about racism and trans and all these dumb topics that are just ostracizing the Midwest.

00:24:34.000 I don't fucking care.

00:24:34.000 So go ahead.

00:24:35.000 Ruin your own party.

00:24:37.000 But while this is 1-2, while this was going on, you might have to play an ad first, so I'll keep talking.

00:24:44.000 1-2.

00:24:46.000 Okay.

00:24:46.000 Why are you going down?

00:24:47.000 1-2 would be at the top.

00:24:49.000 I zoned out.

00:24:49.000 Right?

00:24:50.000 You zoned out.

00:24:52.000 You zoned...

00:24:54.000 You're officially Limesy.

00:24:56.000 I forgot.

00:24:56.000 We haven't talked about this yet.

00:24:58.000 Yeah, I'm officially Limes.

00:25:00.000 Well, show your face.

00:25:01.000 Okay.

00:25:02.000 God, I really have to coach you through this.

00:25:04.000 Welcome to the live internship of Ryan Katsi Rivera.

00:25:10.000 Ryan Rivera has Lyme, or as he puts it, Lymes.

00:25:16.000 Ryan has Lymes.

00:25:17.000 Ryan.

00:25:18.000 That's why he was stretching all the fucking time.

00:25:22.000 That's why he naps 10 times a day.

00:25:26.000 My back does hurt a lot.

00:25:27.000 My neck is stiff.

00:25:29.000 That's why he's always logy and slow and confused.

00:25:32.000 He's loggy.

00:25:33.000 He does shit like adjusts his hair 6,000 times a day.

00:25:39.000 This is perfect.

00:25:40.000 This is ideal for me.

00:25:43.000 I don't care.

00:25:45.000 So show your medication.

00:25:46.000 What's it called?

00:25:48.000 It's in the other room.

00:25:49.000 Go get it.

00:25:50.000 Okay.

00:25:51.000 I think I'm going in and out of focus this episode.

00:25:56.000 Yeah.

00:25:58.000 No?

00:25:59.000 No, we're Good.

00:26:01.000 Yeah, he got his blood results back.

00:26:03.000 He has Lyme.

00:26:04.000 He didn't ask the doctor any questions.

00:26:06.000 I would have 10,000 questions: like, what about that thing where if you've had it too much, like Kathleen Hannah does, it's irreversible?

00:26:13.000 Don't you have to nip it in the bud?

00:26:16.000 How will I know that this worked?

00:26:19.000 How long do I take these for?

00:26:21.000 What's the success rate?

00:26:23.000 Have I done permanent damage?

00:26:24.000 I've heard about neurological issues with Lyme.

00:26:28.000 I would ask him about the conspiracy theory that the government created it.

00:26:32.000 Yeah, I looked up a lot of stuff on my own before that, but I should have asked him about the medicine itself.

00:26:38.000 It's amoxicillin.

00:26:40.000 Which is just a strong antibiotic.

00:26:43.000 Is that the word I'm looking for?

00:26:44.000 Yeah, antibiotic.

00:26:46.000 Antibiotic.

00:26:50.000 Antibiotic?

00:26:52.000 Is that her name?

00:26:53.000 I think I did that on purpose.

00:26:54.000 May cause diarrhea.

00:26:56.000 So.

00:26:57.000 Wait, look, I'm blurry there.

00:27:01.000 I caught me being blurry for a second.

00:27:04.000 All right.

00:27:05.000 So, what really matters about the, of course, you know, we had Corey Booker saying that attacking Biden is attacking a statesman.

00:27:12.000 And Bernie Sanders saying I'm healthy.

00:27:14.000 And apparently Pete Buttigig had the best night he's ever had.

00:27:19.000 There's no way.

00:27:20.000 You think a first lady is going to be in the White House that has a penis besides Michelle Obama? 1.00

00:27:25.000 Like, do you think that Middle America is okay with the president and his husband 69ing each other in the White House?

00:27:31.000 We're okay with gays.

00:27:32.000 The whole idea of like fag-bashing is 30, 40, 50 years old. 0.63

00:27:38.000 But people are still kind of freaked out by it.

00:27:40.000 They don't want to prohibit anyone from doing anything.

00:27:43.000 What you do in the privacy of your own bedroom is your own business.

00:27:45.000 But it's kind of our business when it's our White House.

00:27:48.000 And the president has just received a blowjob from a guy who has stubble when he's on the podium.

00:27:55.000 Like he just had jizz on his face that he washed off and he's now talking to America.

00:28:00.000 That, no.

00:28:02.000 New rule, the president can't be jizzed on.

00:28:05.000 Okay.

00:28:06.000 An FYI.

00:28:08.000 That's my Bill of Martin.

00:28:09.000 I dare a motherfucker to come in my face. 0.84

00:28:11.000 Oh, yeah.

00:28:12.000 Callback.

00:28:13.000 So, Tulsi Gabbard, I think, is the most attractive woman in the history of American politics. 0.99

00:28:20.000 There's some doozies over in the Netherlands, but this woman is my type in the ultimate nut shell. 1.00

00:28:28.000 I find her just as attractive as that model we started the show with. 1.00

00:28:31.000 And I love her pock marks.

00:28:32.000 Just two days ago, the New York Times put out an article saying that I'm a Russian asset apologist and all these different smears.

00:28:43.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:28:44.000 We don't need to see Syria get back to Tulsi. 0.98

00:28:46.000 No, it's going to get back to Tulsi.

00:28:51.000 Smoke show.

00:28:52.000 I want to see her say Russian ass all over again. 1.00

00:28:54.000 Yeah, just isolate to this routine change more.

00:28:58.000 Just two days ago, the New York Times put out a call saying that I'm a Russian white blazers, too.

00:29:05.000 Just to get a little gay for a second.

00:29:07.000 That's a fun look.

00:29:09.000 She's saying it.

00:29:10.000 Is she wearing white slats? 0.89

00:29:13.000 Russian ass. 0.99

00:29:15.000 I bet she doesn't have a very nice ass. 1.00

00:29:17.000 Nah, probably not.

00:29:18.000 I'm a Russian ass.

00:29:20.000 It's so fun.

00:29:25.000 I'm a Russian ass.

00:29:29.000 Sad news.

00:29:31.000 Let's just go through the news.

00:29:32.000 I have a few news items.

00:29:33.000 We didn't get to this yesterday, but Michelle was speaking at a conservative event, Michelle Malkin.

00:29:39.000 And this is 1-3.

00:29:41.000 And the SPLC and the ADL said, don't host her. 1.00

00:29:47.000 And the conservatives said, okay, SPLC, we won't.

00:29:51.000 Mar-a-Lago cancels Michelle Malkin's speech at Act for America event after the SPLC and the ADL complained.

00:30:00.000 That's crazy.

00:30:01.000 This is like what I said when I got fired from CRTV.

00:30:04.000 Could we be bigger pussies on the right, please? 0.94

00:30:09.000 I mean, if I had an employee, Ryan Katzi Rivera, if I got a letter from some Antifa about him saying he was at Charlottesville or some bullshit, I would just go, mind your own fucking business.

00:30:22.000 Like even in my neighborhood, it's funny how Antifa postered my neighborhood, my kids' school, put signs everywhere.

00:30:29.000 And then the local housewives were like, okay, we'll take it from here, Antifa. 1.00

00:30:33.000 And then they start terrorizing my wife and vandalizing my car and ostracizing my kids.

00:30:38.000 And you think, I get the Antifa part.

00:30:40.000 That's their job.

00:30:42.000 But the fact that housewives are so eager to go, yeah, yeah, with no research, I'll just swallow all your propaganda and continue the fight. 1.00

00:30:49.000 I'll get back to you and how it's going.

00:30:50.000 It's exactly like a more conservative town, like say Darien, Connecticut, getting a memo from the alt-right that say, this guy's a Jew lover and this guy's a race mixer.

00:31:00.000 And the local conservatives' housewives going, okay, alt-right, thanks for the update.

00:31:04.000 We'll get on that, terrorizing them.

00:31:06.000 We don't want commies or race mixers in our town. 1.00

00:31:10.000 Obviously, that is unfathomable when you reverse it, but it's happening in real life.

00:31:19.000 That was Roger L's favorite trick, by the way.

00:31:22.000 You just take any situation and reverse it.

00:31:27.000 So what if it was a black guy who shot a white person?

00:31:32.000 Would there be the same kind of rigamarole?

00:31:37.000 Anyway, what is Michelle saying about it?

00:31:38.000 Or black power. 0.79

00:31:40.000 That alone.

00:31:41.000 Unspeakable.

00:31:41.000 Yeah.

00:31:42.000 White Panther.

00:31:44.000 He lives in Norway in this perfect community with no black people. 1.00

00:31:48.000 Well, the argument is that everything else is white panther.

00:31:51.000 Now we've got a black panther.

00:31:53.000 Like, no, not really.

00:31:54.000 No, there's black people in Superman's life.

00:31:57.000 There's no white people in Black Panther's life.

00:32:00.000 Yes.

00:32:00.000 He lives in a black ethno-state.

00:32:03.000 Anyway, sorry, what'd you say?

00:32:04.000 The hate list includes Christians, Jews, Muslims.

00:32:08.000 Yeah, that's what Candice Owens was saying, by the way, when we did the free speech with her and Cornell West.

00:32:14.000 She goes, we were explaining to him that the SPLC and the ADL are jokes.

00:32:18.000 And he's like, really?

00:32:19.000 The ADL, my brother?

00:32:21.000 And I go, yeah, Cornell, they're the laughingstock.

00:32:25.000 And then Candice Owens says, I'm on the ADL's hate list as a racist.

00:32:32.000 Candace Owens a white supremacist. 0.99

00:32:37.000 Do you like our new little sign, by the way?

00:32:40.000 FreeSpeech.tv?

00:32:41.000 Oh, hell yeah.

00:32:42.000 Isn't that pretty?

00:32:42.000 Look at that.

00:32:43.000 That's wood.

00:32:44.000 It doesn't really show on camera.

00:32:46.000 The guy who made that is very proud of it, and he should be.

00:32:49.000 It's awesome.

00:32:50.000 And he's been waiting for us to put that up.

00:32:52.000 He sent in strips and everything.

00:32:54.000 He made a Clown World clock.

00:32:56.000 I totally forgot about that.

00:32:56.000 That's right.

00:32:57.000 Yeah.

00:32:58.000 Do you have that?

00:32:59.000 No, I don't know if he's going to send that out.

00:33:01.000 No, a picture.

00:33:03.000 It would take me a while to find it, but it's on my Instagram thing.

00:33:06.000 Yeah, I got it here on my phone.

00:33:11.000 Yeah, his name's Chris, and he's quite great.

00:33:14.000 Quite great, frankly.

00:33:15.000 There's a lot of things that aren't quite great, but frankly, he does make some work that is some of the greatest.

00:33:21.000 Well, let me search him.

00:33:22.000 Are you not allowed to say his name on the air?

00:33:24.000 That I'm not sure, but he said we could promote OWW Laser.

00:33:32.000 That's Ow Laser. 0.98

00:33:33.000 That's the woodworking company that he works for.

00:33:37.000 Okay, I can't find it.

00:33:42.000 Cloud World.

00:33:43.000 Yeah, see if you can find it.

00:33:44.000 So yeah, sorry.

00:33:45.000 That's just a great example of what pussies we are. 0.98

00:33:47.000 But more important news, another cop, MIPD cop, just killed himself.

00:33:53.000 This is De Blasio's New York.

00:33:54.000 This is how Charlene McRae, his wife, thrives. 0.99

00:33:57.000 She doesn't even take his last name.

00:33:59.000 He doesn't even take his last name.

00:34:00.000 She thrives by liberating the homeless and making their plight so terrible that we're finally talking about mental illness. 0.85

00:34:09.000 And she also, her and her husband, helped foster a culture where cops are human garbage. 1.00

00:34:16.000 Fuck the police is now a municipal policy here in New York City.

00:34:21.000 And, you know, they say the left just sees some guys getting water pistoled or having a bit of water thrown on them on a hot day.

00:34:30.000 They don't understand what that symbolizes.

00:34:33.000 It symbolizes a city that has become totally disconnected from the people that are protecting them on a day-to-day.

00:34:40.000 You mean shooting them in the streets?

00:34:40.000 Protect them?

00:34:42.000 No, dude.

00:34:43.000 Not shooting them in the streets.

00:34:46.000 Black people are shooting black people in the streets. 0.97

00:34:49.000 I think we have about one a day in New York.

00:34:52.000 Black man murdered by a black man.

00:34:55.000 There's about 19 nationwide.

00:34:57.000 There's probably about six to ten cases of police killing black people.

00:35:04.000 And they say unarmed, but it could be unarmed.

00:35:06.000 They could be driving a car.

00:35:07.000 They could have just had a gun.

00:35:09.000 They could be going for your gun.

00:35:10.000 Undermed doesn't mean walking down the street whistling.

00:35:13.000 If you want to find examples of black people being shot just walking down the street whistling, then check in on South Central Los Angeles and the Hispanic gangs that are murdering black people just because they're black. 0.88

00:35:26.000 Zero media coverage of this because it doesn't fit the narrative.

00:35:29.000 In other words, they don't give a shit about black people.

00:35:33.000 They see black people as silly little pawns they can move around a chessboard.

00:35:38.000 They don't want to get them off welfare.

00:35:40.000 Wow, that is cool.

00:35:41.000 It's amazing.

00:35:43.000 I want it.

00:35:44.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:35:45.000 This should be mine.

00:35:46.000 I deserve that.

00:35:48.000 This is like when my brother would start dating.

00:35:50.000 I grew up bullied big brother.

00:35:53.000 So he'd have a Snickers bar and I'd just take it out of his hand and start eating it.

00:35:56.000 And he'd be like, oh, you're a dick.

00:35:58.000 And then he would bring home these super hot girls. 1.00

00:36:00.000 And part of my brain would just be like, I'm taking that.

00:36:03.000 Like my brain said, hey, you know how you took the Snickers bar?

00:36:07.000 Take that hot chick. 1.00

00:36:09.000 And then I realized, I can't, I'm not Uday Hussein. 0.57

00:36:12.000 I can't just have women that I find attractive because my brother has them. 1.00

00:36:16.000 And then he beat the shit out of me, and the bullying slowed down quite a bit after he put me in a headlock and I almost passed out.

00:36:24.000 He's a big boy.

00:36:25.000 Also this.

00:36:26.000 Yeah.

00:36:27.000 Little mini one.

00:36:28.000 So I don't know, man.

00:36:33.000 The solution is to glorify the police.

00:36:36.000 One trick, though, you could do with police, I don't think they should be giving out tickets.

00:36:41.000 We used to have a thing in New York City called the Brownies.

00:36:44.000 And of course, the left shut it down because they said it's like the brown shirts.

00:36:47.000 You got Hitler Youth. 0.91

00:36:48.000 But they did tend to be black because it was a job you got that sucked. 1.00

00:36:53.000 You'd work your way up to a cop.

00:36:55.000 So they looked like UPS guys.

00:36:56.000 It was black guys in brown shirts.

00:36:58.000 And they did all the tickets.

00:37:00.000 So the animosity was focused there.

00:37:02.000 And that's the way it should be.

00:37:04.000 Oh, you think the animosity should be focused on blocks?

00:37:07.000 Who is this asshole in my head who keeps giving these ridiculous Miles McInnes arguments?

00:37:13.000 You keep the ticket stuff there.

00:37:15.000 So when people see cops, it's not to give them a fine or to chastise them for doing a U-turn or for speeding.

00:37:22.000 Even like this guy speeding, the shirt should be a different color.

00:37:25.000 It should be like white. 0.92

00:37:27.000 So when you see the guys with the white, you go, oh, great, a ticket. 0.56

00:37:29.000 When you see the guys in the blue, you go, oh, someone to save my life.

00:37:32.000 But we don't care enough about cops. 0.99

00:37:34.000 I was talking to an old cop the other day about all this.

00:37:38.000 And he said, I didn't know this.

00:37:41.000 He said the girl in her house who was shot was pointing a gun at the cop.

00:37:46.000 Her nephew said.

00:37:47.000 Oh, shit.

00:37:48.000 And it's weird because he said, show me your hands.

00:37:52.000 And she was just scared, right?

00:37:55.000 And so she pointed a gun at him.

00:37:58.000 I think she might have been on drugs. 1.00

00:37:59.000 The door was open.

00:38:00.000 The house was a disgusting mess.

00:38:01.000 This, by the way, is 1-7.

00:38:04.000 Okay.

00:38:05.000 The house looked like it had been ransacked because she was such a fucking slob. 1.00

00:38:09.000 Oh, this is on BuzzFeed, too.

00:38:11.000 Yeah, so you know who's true.

00:38:12.000 You know it's true.

00:38:12.000 Wow.

00:38:13.000 They did not want to post that.

00:38:14.000 They reluctantly posted this.

00:38:16.000 The woman killed by Fort Worth Cobner when had pointed a gun out the window, her nephew said.

00:38:19.000 Although, I got to say, we're pro-cop here.

00:38:24.000 But if someone's pointing a gun at you in an open field, you say, show me your hand, she doesn't, you got to kill them.

00:38:29.000 But in a house, can't you just get out of the way?

00:38:31.000 There's a wall there.

00:38:33.000 Can't you get out of the way and call for backup or roll up with your cruiser and have the headlights pointed in and say, this is Minneapolis police.

00:38:41.000 Open the window.

00:38:42.000 Are you okay?

00:38:43.000 What's going on in there?

00:38:45.000 Although, as I said yesterday, in a culture where you tell the media and black people and everyone again and again and again that they're being hunted, then they're scared in their home.

00:38:57.000 So it's ironic because the clip we showed Yesterday, and I'm repeating myself.

00:39:01.000 Stop looking at shit and not showing the viewers, dude.

00:39:04.000 You're not watching TV here.

00:39:06.000 You're sitting here looking at a picture of her.

00:39:08.000 No, I'm reading.

00:39:09.000 Amusing yourself.

00:39:10.000 I wanted to see if they mentioned the fact that he didn't announce himself as a police officer or something like that.

00:39:17.000 That was the contention before the gun thing came up.

00:39:20.000 And these are just pictures of the video that we showed yesterday, so they're not very entertaining.

00:39:25.000 They're better than me.

00:39:26.000 No, they're not.

00:39:27.000 Yes, they are.

00:39:27.000 When you watch Fox News, they just have loops playing of rioters.

00:39:31.000 Again, same footage.

00:39:33.000 You want to color up the screen here.

00:39:35.000 This could just be a podcast otherwise.

00:39:38.000 As I said yesterday, the problem with this, the ABC News thing is they go, officer responded to a wellness check and then shot the girl.

00:39:47.000 So the implication with that timeline is just like, anyone there?

00:39:51.000 Oh, no, there was a huge span of time.

00:39:55.000 So the irony is that that ABC reporting is exactly the kind of reporting that got that woman killed.

00:40:04.000 They are murdering black people with this false narrative.

00:40:08.000 By painting an America that wants them dead, you are making them more likely to be reckless.

00:40:13.000 And when criminals have a gun and a cop says, put it down, they think, well, he's going to kill me anyway.

00:40:17.000 Might as well go into Blaze of Glory.

00:40:20.000 So when I criticize the media for treating cops the way they do, I'm actually saving black lives.

00:40:26.000 Black lives matter to me.

00:40:28.000 Black lives don't matter to the media. 0.96

00:40:30.000 Clicks matter to the media.

00:40:34.000 See why I didn't want to get all heavy?

00:40:36.000 All right.

00:40:37.000 This thing is going around and it is gorgeous.

00:40:40.000 Now let's have some fun.

00:40:41.000 We got the heavy shit out of the way.

00:40:42.000 I just want to look at stupid videos now.

00:40:45.000 Deal?

00:40:46.000 Done.

00:40:46.000 And then the mailbag.

00:40:47.000 Just stupid shit.

00:40:48.000 True.

00:40:49.000 True, Dat.

00:40:50.000 Troop.

00:40:52.000 So this one it.

00:40:58.000 No, not that one.

00:40:59.000 The one I sent you late and said this one's way better.

00:41:01.000 Oh.

00:41:02.000 Okay.

00:41:07.000 Got it.

00:41:10.000 Long, long time.

00:41:12.000 Okay.

00:41:13.000 This one I like because this is the one they put out.

00:41:15.000 Just pause.

00:41:16.000 So this, this own thing, I don't know.

00:41:19.000 It's on Oprah's Network.

00:41:21.000 And this particular panel is called Black Women Own the Conversation. 1.00

00:41:26.000 And Black Women All Get Together and Talk. 1.00

00:41:28.000 And guess what happens when Black Women All Get Together and Talk? 1.00

00:41:31.000 Black women are awesome and they are victims and everyone's out to get them. 1.00

00:41:35.000 And even their obesity is not their fault.

00:41:40.000 And guess whose fault it is?

00:41:42.000 Donald Trump.

00:41:43.000 Most of these fat pigs you see here look like Victoria's Secret models in 2016. 1.00

00:41:49.000 And the day Trump became president, America was so racist that they got stressed out and had to start stuffing their faces.

00:41:58.000 So I guess skinny black women have much more fortitude than fat black women. 1.00

00:42:02.000 Is that what she's saying?

00:42:04.000 Including the skinny woman on the stage? 0.94

00:42:08.000 I hate when people talk about black women being obese. 1.00

00:42:08.000 Okay, go ahead. 1.00

00:42:11.000 I hate it.

00:42:12.000 Because it would go away to blame us for a set of conditions that we didn't create.

00:42:18.000 If there's, just pause.

00:42:19.000 If there's one thing you're in control of, it's your weight.

00:42:24.000 You know what boxers do?

00:42:26.000 They'll put on 16 pounds in four hours.

00:42:29.000 You know how they do that?

00:42:31.000 They dehydrate themselves up until the weigh-in.

00:42:34.000 So they eat almost nothing for three days.

00:42:37.000 The one trick they do is they chug water and then like a gallon and a half.

00:42:42.000 And then they start drinking less and less water, but the body still thinks it's got to get rid of a gallon and a half.

00:42:46.000 So they dehydrate themselves.

00:42:49.000 They get down to whatever it is for welterweight, like 135.

00:42:52.000 On the weigh-in, they're in there, 134.9.

00:42:55.000 They make it.

00:42:56.000 And then the second they step off the scales, they eat like a pig, go to McDonald's, and boom, they'll put on 16 pounds in a matter of hours.

00:43:06.000 You can do whatever you want to your weight.

00:43:08.000 Look at all these actors who get fat and skinny for roles.

00:43:12.000 Here's a secret diet.

00:43:14.000 You ready for this?

00:43:15.000 The most effective diet in the world.

00:43:16.000 It's a new diet I invented.

00:43:18.000 It's called burn more calories than you take in.

00:43:24.000 You want to lose weight?

00:43:25.000 Okay.

00:43:26.000 Only eat when you're hungry and stop eating when you're not hungry.

00:43:32.000 People are eating just because it's lunch, because it's a designated time.

00:43:35.000 They're not hungry.

00:43:36.000 Then they stuff their faces.

00:43:37.000 And as Amy Schumer said at Thanksgiving and stuff, we would eat until our stomachs hurt.

00:43:42.000 You just keep, I see you.

00:43:43.000 You keep stuffing it in, stuffing it in your face.

00:43:46.000 You're not remotely hungry anymore, but you just want to finish your plate.

00:43:49.000 Don't finish your plate.

00:43:51.000 Oh yeah, that was the Machina.

00:43:54.000 What's he got?

00:43:55.000 Oh, he's not, he has white privilege, so he's not stressed out.

00:44:01.000 Anyway, go back to that woman who hates being called fat. 1.00

00:44:06.000 We are living in the Trump era.

00:44:09.000 Just pause.

00:44:10.000 Isn't that amazing?

00:44:12.000 This isn't a Breitbart's take.

00:44:15.000 This is their take.

00:44:16.000 They are living in the Trump era.

00:44:18.000 That's why they're fat.

00:44:22.000 In unison, they all say money.

00:44:23.000 Oh, yeah.

00:44:24.000 Those policies kill our people.

00:44:26.000 You can't get access to good health care, good insurance.

00:44:29.000 The research says that black women, when we do the same doctor. 1.00

00:44:33.000 Why does good health care make you skinny?

00:44:37.000 You mean gastric bypass surgery?

00:44:38.000 That's for people that weigh 500 pounds.

00:44:41.000 Why does a doctor prevent you from being fat?

00:44:44.000 And as far as access to good food, go try opening a Whole Foods in East New York.

00:44:49.000 Go try having an organic farm-to-table restaurant in East New York.

00:44:53.000 You'll go bankrupt.

00:44:54.000 Look at Harlem.

00:44:55.000 It's all chains.

00:44:56.000 All their cute little Jamaican shops, their cultural shops, their African food.

00:45:02.000 That's all gone.

00:45:03.000 Color is gone from Harlem because the youngsters, the locals, they want shit food. 0.99

00:45:09.000 They want Popeyes, Taco Bell, McDonald's. 0.56

00:45:12.000 So the market corresponds with that.

00:45:15.000 The market does what the market's told to do.

00:45:17.000 And the market in black neighborhoods is shitty fast food. 0.93

00:45:20.000 And here's another thing.

00:45:21.000 You remember in the movie Supersize Me?

00:45:24.000 He interviews these kids and he's talking about how deadly fast food is.

00:45:29.000 And then he has these kids Who only eat at McDonald's?

00:45:31.000 Their mothers just give them money for McDonald's. 0.95

00:45:33.000 They're in the hood and they ate it day, breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

00:45:36.000 And they all had six packs.

00:45:39.000 So, if there is a genetic stereotype you could make about African Americans, I would wager that they're better at digesting food than white people, that they have a higher metabolism and can tolerate fat and grease and sugar more than white people. 0.63

00:45:59.000 That's just a guess.

00:46:00.000 But they seem to be better at bodybuilding and have broader shoulders and they seem to be more prone to athletics than us.

00:46:10.000 Ever seen professional sports?

00:46:12.000 But no, the stress of racism makes women fat, and Trump is making them extra fat. 1.00

00:46:19.000 This is like that woman who tried to sue McDonald's for making her fat.

00:46:23.000 Anyway, go ahead.

00:46:24.000 As white women, we lose less weight and we lose it slower. 1.00

00:46:29.000 And what public health practitioners think is that our stress responses in the body change our metabolism.

00:46:36.000 Stress makes you metabolize more.

00:46:40.000 When those guys first started their trial and I was trying to get the Proud Boys and I was trying to get them lawyers and we saw the charges just go up and up and up, it was one of the worst months of my life, October of last year, and I lost about 15 pounds.

00:46:53.000 I couldn't eat.

00:46:54.000 Food didn't stay in my mouth because I was so fucking stressed out.

00:46:57.000 Who gets fat from stress?

00:47:00.000 You have to remind yourself to eat when you're stressed out.

00:47:03.000 Go to a children's hospital and talk to the parents there.

00:47:06.000 They're not stuffing their faces with burritos while their kid gets chemo.

00:47:09.000 They haven't eaten in days.

00:47:11.000 What is she talking about?

00:47:12.000 And here's another thing.

00:47:14.000 This is somewhat controversial, so hold on to your hats.

00:47:17.000 This is how you say potentially racist things.

00:47:20.000 Now, you put your hands up.

00:47:21.000 Hands up.

00:47:22.000 Don't pillory.

00:47:24.000 I remember hearing many years ago this study that said blacks do less drugs than whites, yet go to jail for drugs at an alarmingly high rate.

00:47:35.000 The study showed blacks doing less drugs than whites because they weren't being honest in the survey. 1.00

00:47:41.000 So the way they found this out was they plucked hair, plucked a hair out, analyzed the hair, and they realized that no, African-American people of color were doing drugs more than white people. 0.58

00:47:51.000 And it was related to incarceration rates.

00:47:54.000 It looked about similar, right?

00:47:57.000 Three times as much drugs, three times as much drug crimes.

00:48:00.000 Not that we're for the drug war.

00:48:02.000 We want legalization of everything, even heroin.

00:48:06.000 It's just that they were lying.

00:48:07.000 So in this study this woman's talking about, assuming it's true, it's conceivable that the black women were losing less weight on the same diet because they weren't being honest in the survey. 0.83

00:48:18.000 That's conceivable.

00:48:19.000 Hands up.

00:48:21.000 It's literally that the racism that you're experiencing and the struggle to make ends meet actually means the diet don't work for you.

00:48:31.000 She can't help but say meat.

00:48:32.000 I'm with you.

00:48:34.000 But I think it's also really good.

00:48:36.000 One thing the Hodge twins were saying about this is she just said that white people are genetically superior to black people because she said their bodies react to diets better. 0.69

00:48:47.000 Meanwhile, look at every marathon.

00:48:50.000 Black people respond to food and exercise, it seems, much better than whites. 1.00

00:48:57.000 Like if stress is making them so fat, why are they so successful in sports?

00:49:02.000 Yeah, just default six packs.

00:49:05.000 And also, speaking of white women being better than black women, according to this woman, isn't she saying that every skinny person in that room has more fortitude and character and strength, mental strength than she does? 1.00

00:49:15.000 Yeah, then why is she talking to this?

00:49:17.000 What she's just saying.

00:49:17.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:49:18.000 Her argument is saying that the fatter you are, the weaker you are.

00:49:22.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:49:24.000 So she's insulting fat people. 1.00

00:49:25.000 You know what this goes back to?

00:49:27.000 This goes back to that video where they dressed up fat people as various Disney princesses.

00:49:31.000 See if you can find that.

00:49:33.000 And we're watching it going, wait a minute, the meanest frat in the history of sexism would not do this to fat chicks. 1.00

00:49:41.000 They are so mean to themselves because they're so retarded. 1.00

00:49:46.000 They're so bad at justice that they end up making things worse for themselves.

00:49:50.000 Because when she's made into like the little mermaid or Cinderella, it's this big fat tub with like a Cinderella mask just like, hi, I'm Cinderella. 0.91

00:49:59.000 And you're just a pig with lipstick. 1.00

00:50:02.000 So it's mean because the last thing she looks like is Cinderella.

00:50:06.000 What are you showing us here?

00:50:08.000 No, that's not it.

00:50:10.000 It was like a, don't show me doing your job, please.

00:50:14.000 It was a thing like we dressed up plus size or whatever the word they use now.

00:50:19.000 I think it fat or big girls. 0.99

00:50:21.000 I think they use fat now.

00:50:23.000 I think like the way rappers use the n-word, they call themselves, I'm fat.

00:50:27.000 But it was a makeover where they dressed them up as Disney characters.

00:50:32.000 Is it?

00:50:35.000 Plus size Halloween haul.

00:50:37.000 No, this is not it, dummy.

00:50:41.000 And she's not that fat. 0.55

00:50:43.000 That's my kind of fat, actually.

00:50:44.000 That?

00:50:45.000 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:50:47.000 What the hell's happening there?

00:50:48.000 Look at that.

00:50:49.000 Like, go back.

00:50:50.000 Did you see that bulb coming out?

00:50:52.000 Look at that.

00:50:53.000 It's like she has a boner. 1.00

00:50:55.000 She has a fat boner. 1.00

00:50:56.000 It's a phoner.

00:50:58.000 It's a phoner.

00:50:59.000 What the hell is can I rest my drink on that?

00:51:02.000 Wow.

00:51:02.000 You're dying.

00:51:04.000 And yeah, like, imagine a frat dressed up a fat girl like that and said, hey, everyone, look, it's Cinderella, the belle of the pole. 1.00

00:51:12.000 She's dressed as Snow White.

00:51:18.000 Oh, wait, that's no wait.

00:51:19.000 That was the...

00:51:20.000 *laughter*

00:51:25.000 I know.

00:51:27.000 Women ruin everything. 1.00

00:51:28.000 That's my new motto.

00:51:29.000 That should be a t-shirt.

00:51:30.000 We have to rename all the T-Man Women Haters Club.

00:51:34.000 In my little community in Westchester, the mayor's a woman, and she came up with a great idea.

00:51:41.000 The plastic bags that you use to clean up leaves are bad for the environment.

00:51:46.000 So what we're going to do is we're going to rake them over to one pile, right, at the bottom of your lawn.

00:51:51.000 Just put your leaves in a pile.

00:51:53.000 Then I'm going to have a man come by in a big leaf vacuum machine, and he's going to suck up all the leaves, like that's not using a ton of gas.

00:52:00.000 He's going to suck up all the leaves, and then they'll go, I guess they'd still go into a bag.

00:52:05.000 What's the matter with a bag?

00:52:07.000 Anyway, also, Home Depot has paper leaf bags that are tough that you can put leaves in and twigs and stuff.

00:52:15.000 And they'll all decompose the same.

00:52:18.000 So that'll suck up the leaves and everyone will be happy.

00:52:21.000 And then the earth will be restored.

00:52:23.000 And Mother Nature will say, thank you, female. 1.00

00:52:27.000 What happens?

00:52:28.000 Well, obviously, the illegals who are cleaning up the leaves, they throw in some twigs with that.

00:52:33.000 It gets caught in this vacuum thing.

00:52:35.000 We've got to retire the vacuum trucks.

00:52:37.000 It's a little golf cart with like a wagon on the back.

00:52:37.000 They don't work.

00:52:40.000 It's such a primitive concept.

00:52:42.000 You'd expect it from medieval England, the year 500 AD.

00:52:48.000 So, but they don't give up on the idea.

00:52:51.000 So the illegals take leaf blowers.

00:52:56.000 So there's constant gas, leaf blowers all day, every day.

00:52:59.000 They blow them into a pile, right?

00:53:02.000 And then she goes, well, how are they going to pick up those leaves now?

00:53:07.000 I know, will buy a giant tractor that's as big as your apartment.

00:53:13.000 Like the guy sitting in it is, you look at him, hey man, what's going on up there?

00:53:18.000 This massive tractor that has a big iron plate that's literally, could easily pick up a car.

00:53:24.000 So it's got an iron plate with two sort of calipers that go around either side, like a beetle.

00:53:30.000 So the iron plate goes gong, scrapes up the road, goes under this little pile of leaves, and then the calipers go.

00:53:39.000 And then another big truck, beep, beep, beep.

00:53:44.000 Another huge truck comes, reverses, and then he, gong, gong, gung, drops the iron plate, and this bundle of leaves falls in.

00:53:51.000 It is the same amount of hardware you would need to pick up junked cars and drive them away.

00:53:55.000 I'm not exaggerating.

00:53:57.000 And they use that for leaves.

00:53:59.000 All to save the environment.

00:54:02.000 This is socialism in a nutshell.

00:54:04.000 This is the way a disproportionate number of female rulers rule their areas with good intentions. 1.00

00:54:11.000 The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

00:54:14.000 And they start with a good concept and then just sort of stick to it until they have a total piece of shit of a concept that is way worse for the environment than plan A. Here's plan A. Get a rake, rake up the leaves, put them in the paper bag, then the trucks pick them up.

00:54:28.000 Boom, the end.

00:54:30.000 Did I also mention, by the way, the leaf blowers will blow the leaves into a pile and then the big giant machines, they don't come round enough, so the leaves will blow away.

00:54:38.000 So they re-blow the same leaves maybe 50 times.

00:54:44.000 And it's a biohazard when you have wet leaves, just if it rains or something like that.

00:54:47.000 You got a big old wet leaf mulch patch, which is a biohazard.

00:54:54.000 Well, not a biohazard, but it causes bacteria and it causes bacteria to grow.

00:55:00.000 Isn't that the perfect environment for like flies to spawn? 0.99

00:55:06.000 Gross things.

00:55:07.000 Gross things.

00:55:08.000 Yeah, they're like damp, moist, dark leaves.

00:55:11.000 Maybe that's another t-shirt, Detective Shitty.

00:55:13.000 And it has you, it says Detective Shitty, it's your face, you have a Sherlock Holmes hat and a pipe.

00:55:18.000 And you're just like, wet leaves?

00:55:20.000 Well, that's where flies come from, boys.

00:55:23.000 Yeah.

00:55:24.000 No, flies come from shit.

00:55:26.000 And wet leaves are not wet for very long.

00:55:28.000 We're not in Scotland.

00:55:30.000 They dry right up.

00:55:31.000 You want to name these with me?

00:55:32.000 The not so little mermaid.

00:55:34.000 Okay.

00:55:36.000 The big mermaid.

00:55:39.000 That's.

00:55:41.000 Wow.

00:55:42.000 See what I mean?

00:55:43.000 Original name is that?

00:55:44.000 Jasmine is the original name.

00:55:46.000 That's a tough one.

00:55:47.000 We'll go back to it.

00:55:53.000 If Disney princesses were fat, they'd be gross. 1.00

00:55:56.000 Like this.

00:55:58.000 If Disney princesses were fat, this is what they'd look like. 1.00

00:56:01.000 Fat tubs of shit who can't do up their dress. 1.00

00:56:04.000 Is this the one that was trans?

00:56:05.000 No.

00:56:07.000 Is that her?

00:56:07.000 I don't know.

00:56:08.000 It looks like the trans one that we covered the other day.

00:56:11.000 No, I don't think it is.

00:56:12.000 Okay.

00:56:13.000 You got the same face.

00:56:14.000 Let's see what she's saying.

00:56:17.000 I mean, it's going to be like two of us.

00:56:21.000 Is there a weight limit on this thing?

00:56:23.000 Because there's going to be like two of us.

00:56:25.000 I'd only be for one of us.

00:56:26.000 I'm not fat people who're funny.

00:56:28.000 Maybe jolly is the word.

00:56:29.000 Yeah.

00:56:31.000 Oh my god.

00:56:32.000 Imagine her friends kissing her ass about this. 1.00

00:56:34.000 I saw what you did, Donna.

00:56:35.000 It was a scream.

00:56:36.000 I'm dying.

00:56:38.000 Here, turn it up.

00:56:40.000 I just outgrown my fins a little.

00:56:43.000 I'm sorry, Kirpet.

00:56:44.000 I weigh more than I look.

00:56:46.000 Oh my gosh, my boyfriend eats way more than me.

00:56:50.000 I'm barely compared to him.

00:56:52.000 Very godmother, it's beautiful, but um, can I get a little light bow here?

00:56:59.000 Chin? 0.95

00:57:00.000 I'm just depressed.

00:57:01.000 Picking someone's short boyfriend's in the dryer.

00:57:03.000 Oh my god, her poor husband's busting his ass all day, and this is what she does at him. 1.00

00:57:08.000 What am I supposed to do to happen?

00:57:09.000 You need to be breeding, cooking, and cleaning.

00:57:12.000 The black of the very fat of the princess. 0.88

00:57:15.000 That was pretty cool.

00:57:16.000 All right, let's have some fun.

00:57:18.000 Shall we?

00:57:19.000 Sure.

00:57:20.000 Ryan broke up with a girl recently, and he wouldn't tell me why they broke up.

00:57:28.000 And I was really confused by it until I came by his house the other day, and I saw his girlfriend outside screaming at him on the phone.

00:57:37.000 Two, three.

00:57:38.000 And I quickly learned what happened with their relationship.

00:57:43.000 We could just not show this also.

00:57:44.000 No, Ryan.

00:57:45.000 It's important that people know what they're getting into if they date you.

00:57:49.000 All right.

00:57:49.000 I just want to say, you know, don't believe all women.

00:57:53.000 Your feet is so small.

00:57:58.000 It's a gift.

00:58:01.000 What?

00:58:05.000 I heard your penis is too small, but what's the other thing?

00:58:07.000 Red to jet?

00:58:09.000 Yeah, just anger.

00:58:10.000 Noises?

00:58:11.000 Isn't it?

00:58:12.000 Maybe?

00:58:12.000 The penis is very tiny!

00:58:14.000 The penis is very small!

00:58:18.000 Small!

00:58:19.000 Oh! 0.60

00:58:20.000 Why are you dating a 75-year-old Jewish woman from the Bronx?

00:58:25.000 You're being tall!

00:58:32.000 Well, he's getting nice and close.

00:58:34.000 I mean, I'm getting nice and close.

00:58:39.000 Has she ever considered the possibility that her vagina's too big? 1.00

00:58:43.000 We've talked about that.

00:58:43.000 No.

00:58:47.000 I'm on the other end, like, no, no, no, it's not that bad.

00:58:53.000 No, honey, listen to me.

00:58:55.000 Smoke a cigarette.

00:58:57.000 Your penis is not big enough.

00:58:59.000 Okay.

00:59:01.000 No big enough.

00:59:03.000 Your penis is too small. 0.51

00:59:05.000 I'm asking her to elaborate because I don't understand what she's trying to say.

00:59:08.000 I think if young girls say that, it's a good insult. 1.00

00:59:10.000 It would hurt your feelings.

00:59:11.000 But if you're in your 60s, I wouldn't say that.

00:59:14.000 Because the first thing the mind goes to is your vagina's too big. 1.00

00:59:17.000 Yeah, you have a vacuous...

00:59:18.000 Yeah, you have...

00:59:23.000 So your brain tricks you and you think a 35-year-old came out of her vagina.

00:59:27.000 I've been getting all these letters from devout Catholics asking me to swear less and be less raunchy. 1.00

00:59:27.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:59:32.000 So now I'm always self-conscious thinking that we're being too raunchy.

00:59:36.000 That makes one of us.

00:59:37.000 Speaking of raunchy, this is one of the best things I've ever seen.

00:59:42.000 And it just sums up the problem with telling girls they can do anything and be a princess and a painter. 0.99

00:59:48.000 They want to go to art school because they love to paint.

00:59:50.000 And you look at their paintings and you go, you suck at this.

00:59:53.000 Should I be in the NBA too?

00:59:55.000 Like, how does this work?

00:59:57.000 This is the quintessential chick painting. 1.00

01:00:00.000 They always look muddy.

01:00:02.000 You know what they often do?

01:00:03.000 They often will do a torso from behind with hair and you can't see your hands and feet.

01:00:08.000 So it's just hair, shoulders, butt.

01:00:11.000 That's a common chick painting. 1.00

01:00:12.000 And then this is...

01:00:18.000 I think they're too lazy to clean the brush between colors, so they just let the colors mix and get all gunky and muddy.

01:00:26.000 Look at the blue on the forehead and how half-assed it is.

01:00:32.000 So the white part of the forehead is lighter than the sides, right?

01:00:35.000 Because of contouring, but that's signified by bright white, dirty white, I should say, and then dirty blue.

01:00:42.000 Anyway, the critique, the girls critiquing it, no one is more cruel to women than women. 0.97

01:00:48.000 And the way they passive aggressively rip her to shreds is really wonderful.

01:00:52.000 Keep going.

01:00:53.000 It's a little too long, so we'll have to skip.

01:00:56.000 It would be interesting to do something that kind of looked like a person, but painted in a way that kind of goes against everything I was taught by Ken.

01:01:10.000 So, like, it was, but that's like, that's how I've always painted because the first time I ever painted was in his class.

01:01:20.000 So I wanted to really get like blank and other parts.

01:01:32.000 Like, with that.

01:01:33.000 So just, I never noticed this before.

01:01:35.000 So she's just started painting now, and her first painting is, or her first year of painting, involves breaking all the rules.

01:01:42.000 I've already learned the rules, and now I'm going to break them.

01:01:45.000 Go ahead.

01:01:47.000 I don't really know what it means, but I like the fact that there's like it's a figure with a line going across its eyes like it's blinded.

01:01:58.000 Also, I can't make eyes happen.

01:02:00.000 That eyes are really hard.

01:02:01.000 I would love to be 18 again and just be back in school.

01:02:04.000 I don't give a shit about the teachers.

01:02:06.000 They can all fuck themselves and just be like, Yeah, your painting sucks.

01:02:12.000 Next, next.

01:02:13.000 Well, I did try hard.

01:02:14.000 Next.

01:02:16.000 Meow, meow, meow, meow.

01:02:17.000 You sound like the parents on Charlie Brown.

01:02:20.000 How long is this class?

01:02:22.000 Actually, that's kind of what I was like.

01:02:24.000 That's why I had to go to the special school.

01:02:26.000 You know where I think that painting would be great?

01:02:28.000 If you just hang it in a urinal so I could pee-pee.

01:02:31.000 We're getting there.

01:02:32.000 We're getting there.

01:02:36.000 I feel like the line, it should be more, I don't know, like a solid color.

01:02:42.000 Because I think it should like make a high contrast between the figure and the line.

01:02:50.000 Because I feel like it's like, because it's mixed with like different colors.

01:02:54.000 It feels like it's like one.

01:02:58.000 Like, yeah, by personal ingredients.

01:03:01.000 You notice, by the way, what we've done is we put women on this pedestal and we've said, not in a good way, like opening the doors for them, but in a way we're like, you're an excellent painter and you're an art critic.

01:03:12.000 And they naturally instinctively don't feel like they deserve this.

01:03:15.000 So they say things in a very couched, insecure way, the same way I would if I was told tomorrow to go to the local fire station and instruct them all on fire safety.

01:03:25.000 I'd go, I feel like you should probably like turn on the hoses first and like try to put it out from the road so nothing falls on your head.

01:03:37.000 And then like block off the road so no one comes by in case it gets worse.

01:03:43.000 And like ask, like, is anyone in there?

01:03:45.000 Like you should find out if people are in there, I feel like that would be good.

01:03:49.000 We've made them, and you see this with little kids too.

01:03:52.000 When my son gets a baseball trophy and they earned it, it's on his chest of drawers and he's super proud of it.

01:03:57.000 And it's with all his other trophies and balls he's caught at games and stuff.

01:04:01.000 But when there's a participaction thing, like, hey, you get the, you did it pin.

01:04:05.000 I never see it again.

01:04:06.000 He just throws it away.

01:04:07.000 They know it's bullshit.

01:04:09.000 So I think these women know that they're not art critics or professional painters. 0.95

01:04:13.000 And it chips away at their soul.

01:04:15.000 Again, this goes back to the leaves.

01:04:17.000 It is when you impose some sort of fake justice and you try to play God and say, I'm going to fix this, you end up making it worse.

01:04:28.000 These women are not happy. 1.00

01:04:31.000 Yeah, I think it looks like underworked outsider art.

01:04:35.000 Like, it looks like outsider art in a way.

01:04:37.000 It's like, and you kind of, in a way, were some of the things that you're talking about.

01:04:39.000 Just pause.

01:04:40.000 Do you know what outsider art is?

01:04:42.000 That's art that's done by, you know, retards and stuff or people with mental disabilities. 1.00

01:04:47.000 Daniel Wakeford?

01:04:48.000 Daniel Wakeford would be an example of outsider art.

01:04:50.000 Daniel Johnson, outsider art.

01:04:51.000 Daniel Johnson is considered outsider art.

01:04:51.000 Yes.

01:04:53.000 So what this girl is passively, aggressively saying to this girl is that you are a mental patient.

01:05:00.000 You're a weirdo.

01:05:01.000 You're mentally handicapped. 1.00

01:05:03.000 Is that what you were going for?

01:05:04.000 Meanwhile, by the way, all of this outsider art is better than her painting.

01:05:08.000 Oh, 100%.

01:05:09.000 I was like, dude, I like that.

01:05:10.000 That looks cool.

01:05:11.000 I like outsider art.

01:05:13.000 I don't like that.

01:05:14.000 That's outside, outside.

01:05:16.000 That's nowhere art.

01:05:17.000 Which is why it's such a cutting insult.

01:05:20.000 Is that what outsider art means?

01:05:22.000 Yeah, it's like people are untrained and often it's like.

01:05:28.000 Are they coming in their headphones?

01:05:30.000 They're explaining outside art, actually.

01:05:32.000 And you kind of, in a way, were successful like that because you're trying to pretend you didn't learn how to paint.

01:05:39.000 Is that what outside art means?

01:05:40.000 Yeah, it's like people who are untrained and haven't had.

01:05:43.000 And often it's like inmates and people who are crazy and stuff.

01:05:47.000 Yeah, I mean, I like.

01:05:48.000 You hear that?

01:05:49.000 What?

01:05:49.000 Often it's like inmates and people who are crazy and stuff.

01:05:52.000 Like, you know.

01:05:53.000 You did a great job of imitating a crazy person.

01:05:56.000 That you went to a different direction than what you normally do, but I think that the face looks like you.

01:06:01.000 And I think that you do a lot of art that's like focused on yourself because you are a fashion designer.

01:06:07.000 So you kind of like work from your own body.

01:06:10.000 You meant to do that.

01:06:11.000 Okay, well, this is fucking bullshit.

01:06:13.000 I'm sorry, but like, I spent so much time on these fucking projects.

01:06:23.000 Ah, yes!

01:06:23.000 This is fucking shit.

01:06:24.000 This is fucking me.

01:06:29.000 I don't know.

01:06:31.000 You don't know if that's real or not?

01:06:32.000 I don't know, because I didn't see the eyes before.

01:06:35.000 I watched that yesterday.

01:06:37.000 But you didn't see the eyes.

01:06:38.000 I didn't see her eyes do like the look up thing.

01:06:43.000 It looks like phony baloney FIFO phony tone.

01:06:46.000 It is kind of recorded a little perfectly.

01:06:48.000 Yeah, and it sounds like the person behind the cam is the one speaking if you know what I mean.

01:06:53.000 Here, let's see if we could zoom in on the old fascice.

01:06:59.000 What do you think?

01:07:00.000 I think she's gorgeous, by the way.

01:07:02.000 Yeah, she's very pretty. 1.00

01:07:03.000 Like, focus on yourself.

01:07:05.000 A little too thin, but you are a pretty coffee designer.

01:07:10.000 So you kind of like were.

01:07:12.000 Obviously not experiencing the stress of Trump's America and racism.

01:07:16.000 Fucking bullshit.

01:07:17.000 I'm sorry, but like, I spent so much time on these fucking products.

01:07:29.000 It's like she knew exactly how to put that painting down and crack it, too.

01:07:34.000 I don't know.

01:07:35.000 Everyone knows how to break a piece of wood, dude.

01:07:38.000 Yeah, but there's only one horizontal piece of wood going through it.

01:07:42.000 Look again, it's too perfect.

01:07:44.000 It's perfect.

01:07:45.000 I do agree.

01:07:45.000 It's perfect.

01:07:47.000 A little too perfect.

01:07:51.000 Actually, go to the video.

01:07:53.000 It's on YouTube.

01:07:54.000 Look in the comments and see how many people are saying fake.

01:07:56.000 That's usually a good indication.

01:07:58.000 True.

01:07:59.000 Your generation is better at catching fakes than me. 0.99

01:08:01.000 My generation, Generation X, are such cool people.

01:08:07.000 Comments turned off.

01:08:11.000 How would comments be turned off?

01:08:13.000 Because he got caught being fake?

01:08:14.000 Yeah.

01:08:15.000 No, go to the user.

01:08:15.000 Well, let's look.

01:08:18.000 What else has Teddy Q got up there?

01:08:20.000 What do you got?

01:08:20.000 Detective Shitty and Gavin McInnis are on the case.

01:08:23.000 How many videos?

01:08:24.000 Just one video.

01:08:26.000 Interesting.

01:08:27.000 That's usually a sign.

01:08:30.000 Yeah, where's your other videos of you in art school, Teddy Q?

01:08:35.000 Speaking of eyes, we should do a whole episode on Windy City Heat.

01:08:40.000 It really is.

01:08:41.000 My quote is on the back of the DVD, and that is, this isn't the greatest movie ever made.

01:08:44.000 It's the greatest thing ever made.

01:08:47.000 And we were watching it yesterday, and there's a scene, there's an extra on the DVD, and it's on YouTube now.

01:08:53.000 The whole movie's on YouTube.

01:08:54.000 It flopped.

01:08:55.000 No one liked this movie.

01:08:57.000 Jimmy Kimmel lost a fortune on this movie.

01:09:01.000 It's 3-2.

01:09:03.000 But we were watching it, and Don and Mole are terrorizing Perry Caravello, the idiot screaming Italian, the ScareMaster. 0.96

01:09:14.000 And they're winding him up, trying to get him mad 24 hours a day for the past 25 years.

01:09:19.000 It's a quarter-century prank.

01:09:20.000 Actually, I've been calling it a quarter-century prank for so long.

01:09:23.000 I think it's been more like 30 years now.

01:09:26.000 Because I've been on their dick since 2000.

01:09:30.000 Oh my God.

01:09:31.000 I've been in the Perry project for almost 20 years.

01:09:34.000 That's bananas.

01:09:35.000 Anyway, it's fun watching Don and Mole and seeing if they crack.

01:09:38.000 That's Perry in the middle.

01:09:39.000 And yesterday, I noticed a cool eye thing, speaking of Ryan's shit with the eyes, where he's looking at Perry.

01:09:48.000 No, no, go make that me small.

01:09:50.000 Yeah.

01:09:51.000 He's looking over at Perry, watching his reaction, but he's pretending that he's watching the movie.

01:09:55.000 This is them watching their own movie, by the way.

01:09:57.000 Just look up Wendy City Heat and watch it, and you'll be thanking me for the rest of your life.

01:10:01.000 But I just love this millisecond.

01:10:03.000 We may have to show it a few times, where he's looking at Perry, then Perry turns around, and then he has to look back and pretend he's watching the show.

01:10:10.000 And it's just such a great example of Don almost getting caught breaking the fourth wall.

01:10:15.000 Watch this cold catches it right here.

01:10:18.000 Watch this cold catch it.

01:10:21.000 There it is.

01:10:22.000 Keep your eyes on Don.

01:10:23.000 Get your head off.

01:10:24.000 Don't fuck it off.

01:10:26.000 Ha ha ha ha.

01:10:30.000 It's sort of like a dog when you're eating and you look at the dog and the dog looks away.

01:10:34.000 Aren't they trying to convince him that he did something that's physically impossible?

01:10:38.000 Oh, yeah.

01:10:39.000 Well, now we're going to get sucked into it.

01:10:40.000 But the clip they're watching right there is where Mole knocked over the table.

01:10:45.000 And those in the Windy City Heat community know that Mole didn't knock over the table.

01:10:50.000 It's one of the things that drives Perry insane.

01:10:53.000 You should be looking this up, by the way, while I'm talking.

01:10:55.000 Oh, okay.

01:10:57.000 So now we are doing the whole.

01:10:59.000 You are particularly slow today.

01:11:02.000 Mole knocked over the table.

01:11:04.000 Anyway, it led to their producer, a Japanese man named Hiroshima Nagasaki, to cancel his funding and call off the movie because they put together a nice big table of treats, Skittles, and Mole knocked it over.

01:11:19.000 And Perry was told to make sure no one knocks it over.

01:11:23.000 You know, and I forget the investor's name.

01:11:27.000 Hiroshima Nagasaki, the Japanese money manager.

01:11:30.000 And Bobcat makes up this real nice table with donuts and Skittles and M ⁇ Ms and some catered cookies and this and that and that and this.

01:11:41.000 He talks like LeBron James.

01:11:44.000 If you went to Japan, they'd lay out sushi and things like that.

01:11:46.000 Yeah.

01:11:47.000 So here they've laid out, we've laid out like American snacks.

01:11:50.000 That's Bobcat Goldthwaite.

01:11:51.000 Bobcat trusted me to protect the table, to make sure nobody came to the table, nobody ate off the table, nobody touched anything on the table.

01:12:00.000 And the money man is extremely important.

01:12:03.000 If this table is touched, we might get fucked.

01:12:06.000 With the little gun in hand?

01:12:07.000 Yeah, put your gun down.

01:12:08.000 He's armed.

01:12:10.000 Make sure if anyone comes near this table, I fucking shoot him with my hand.

01:12:16.000 He's armed in dangerously.

01:12:17.000 Here he goes.

01:12:20.000 Do not touch the table.

01:12:21.000 What happened?

01:12:22.000 The money, listen to me.

01:12:23.000 Can I say one thing?

01:12:24.000 No, no, no.

01:12:24.000 Can I say one thing?

01:12:25.000 No, I'm not going to let you.

01:12:25.000 Can I tell you one thing?

01:12:27.000 Listen to me, guys.

01:12:28.000 Listen to me.

01:12:29.000 Please listen to me.

01:12:29.000 Listen to me.

01:12:31.000 Please listen.

01:12:34.000 Please, God, listen to me.

01:12:35.000 You would not allow you to have anything on the table because the money man for this movie is coming.

01:12:40.000 The money man?

01:12:42.000 The money man for this movie?

01:12:43.000 My man, his hands are...

01:12:46.000 Yeah, look at his wrists.

01:12:48.000 Yeah, he's like a little dog.

01:12:51.000 Like, he just got out of a full body cast and he's still used to it.

01:12:54.000 It's like a little capybo. 0.99

01:12:55.000 You might just throw him a treat.

01:12:56.000 Yeah.

01:12:57.000 You know how, like, when you pull a table, it treats, which is about to get thrown.

01:13:00.000 Yeah.

01:13:01.000 When you give women the power, they're like, um, I think maybe you. 1.00

01:13:05.000 But like, when guys get power, they're just like, listen, dude, hey, hey, look at me.

01:13:09.000 No, don't get off the fucking table.

01:13:11.000 Please.

01:13:12.000 Yeah.

01:13:13.000 It's like, I'm going to take this shit pretty seriously.

01:13:15.000 So that's what I mean.

01:13:16.000 He sees something.

01:13:17.000 He's going to fuck it up.

01:13:19.000 The best way to impress him is to show him this beautiful table.

01:13:25.000 One move, Bob.

01:13:26.000 One move.

01:13:28.000 Oh, no.

01:13:31.000 And then he does it again.

01:13:33.000 Oh no!

01:13:40.000 So anyway, what obviously drives Perry nuts to this day?

01:13:44.000 If you say, why'd you knock over the table?

01:13:46.000 There's t-shirts that say Perry knocked over the table, all this stuff.

01:13:50.000 So that's the scene they were watching there.

01:13:52.000 And what they were doing is they're playing back the scene like a bunch of times, going, Perry, you can see right there that you knocked over the table.

01:13:59.000 His coat.

01:14:00.000 Yeah, he says his coat got.

01:14:03.000 Oh my God.

01:14:04.000 And at that moment, Perry looks at Don as if he's listening to the music.

01:14:08.000 Oh, yeah, that's it.

01:14:10.000 That's the best part of this.

01:14:11.000 Because there's another scene, now I'm sucked in, where there's a red bat and a blue bat.

01:14:16.000 And the red bat's rubber, and the blue bat's wood. 0.95

01:14:18.000 And you're supposed to use a red bat in this fighting scene where you hit him with a bat.

01:14:22.000 But don't use the wood bat.

01:14:23.000 And then Perry goes, wait a minute, why is the blue bat even there? 0.98

01:14:28.000 And it was like a moment where he came out of the fog and looked down and went, what is going on with my life?

01:14:34.000 And then he chose to go back into the fog and be duped.

01:14:37.000 And then just there with the table, where they're going, you knocked over the table.

01:14:41.000 He looks at the table, sees he didn't knock over, and he looks over at Don like, what?

01:14:44.000 How can you possibly think?

01:14:46.000 And then that's why Don did that face.

01:14:49.000 Yeah, and there's t-shirts that say, why is the red bat even there? 0.86

01:14:52.000 Pins.

01:14:53.000 You didn't know my friend here, Brock, used to play in the big leagues.

01:14:56.000 Now, did you?

01:14:59.000 All right, that's enough.

01:15:00.000 That's enough.

01:15:03.000 Yeah, he turned his head as if like, wait a second, has this been a ruse the entire time?

01:15:09.000 Oh, here's a good one.

01:15:11.000 So this new, what are they called?

01:15:13.000 Extinction Rebellion.

01:15:16.000 They're really helping out Trump by being total, absolute clowns.

01:15:20.000 This is 31.

01:15:22.000 And they've been gluing themselves to various, I don't know, cars and trucks to protest the use of fuel.

01:15:28.000 I've tried gluing my hand to something.

01:15:31.000 This is actually, Johnny Knoxville and I both did this experiment where we see if we could crazy glue our hands to something.

01:15:37.000 Your hand just comes off.

01:15:38.000 Sometimes you hurt your skin and you rip off bits of skin, but you can't really glue a human.

01:15:42.000 And that's really turned off.

01:15:44.000 Here's a secret insider gossip.

01:15:46.000 That's when Johnny Knoxville got totally turned off by Kenny versus Spenny because they glued Spenny's hand to the hand table.

01:15:53.000 And Knoxville's like, I've tried that.

01:15:54.000 It doesn't work.

01:15:55.000 Your hand just comes off.

01:15:56.000 You can't glue a human to things.

01:15:57.000 You can glue paper to stuff.

01:15:58.000 It'll rip if you pull it.

01:16:00.000 But our skin doesn't come off.

01:16:02.000 We're not made of paper.

01:16:03.000 Anyway, they've been gluing themselves to shit.

01:16:05.000 And this British guy has asked, why are you doing this?

01:16:08.000 And in a testament to the unavoidable truth that most brave Englishmen died in World War II.

01:16:15.000 And their genetic pool now is mostly pussies. 1.00

01:16:18.000 Outside, obviously, of the working class in Britain, the hooligans and the Tommy Robinsons and the plumbers, they're still awesome Brits. 0.97

01:16:26.000 But the middle class men of Britain are, I'm going to say the biggest pussies in the world. 1.00

01:16:33.000 Anyway, check out this guy talking about his kids.

01:16:36.000 This man, father of two, glued himself to a car for fear of his children's future.

01:16:40.000 Turn it up.

01:16:40.000 I have two children that's going to be frightened of their future.

01:16:43.000 How old are your children?

01:16:45.000 They're 10 months and 4 years.

01:16:51.000 Yeah.

01:16:55.000 He carries a picture of them in his pocket.

01:17:01.000 Dude, you're getting dumped.

01:17:04.000 Look at that.

01:17:05.000 As someone plays the bongos in the background.

01:17:08.000 These are the people who hate Trump.

01:17:12.000 Even if a woman cried that much, I'd think she was a pussy. 1.00

01:17:16.000 Like, imagine a woman was holding pictures of her kids and crying like that.

01:17:19.000 You go, you're a lunatic.

01:17:22.000 She's protesting high-speed trains by hammering a chisel into the glass of a building.

01:17:32.000 Sorry, guys.

01:17:33.000 Oh, my God.

01:17:34.000 What are you doing?

01:17:35.000 It's weird when you see old people this naive, too. 1.00

01:17:38.000 All right, let's go to the mailbag.

01:17:41.000 That was a soggy treat.

01:17:43.000 What do you mean?

01:17:44.000 That was a soggy treat.

01:17:46.000 I don't know.

01:17:46.000 That video just made me feel damp and gross.

01:17:50.000 Mailbag.

01:17:51.000 Yeah, that's what Britain is.

01:17:52.000 Brian, shut up.

01:17:53.000 You don't have a dad.

01:17:56.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:18:00.000 Let me touch it.

01:18:02.000 Pueda mi tocar.

01:18:05.000 This one's from Andrew.

01:18:06.000 Hey, Gavin, at what point does working out become gay?

01:18:08.000 Being strong enough to protect your family is a no-brainer, but most guys at my gym are obsessed with the way they look.

01:18:13.000 Even the clothes they wear to the gym look like a H Street Gigolo uniform.

01:18:17.000 See Gold's Gym men's tank top.

01:18:19.000 Andrew Miller of Mattress Firm in Austin, Texas.

01:18:23.000 That's a really good question.

01:18:26.000 I would say PEX and a six-pack is gay. 1.00

01:18:31.000 But getting in really good shape, much, much stronger than me, is not gay. 1.00

01:18:38.000 So I would say when you have definition, let's see your body, Ryan.

01:18:43.000 Mine?

01:18:43.000 Yeah.

01:18:44.000 It's pretty much.

01:18:45.000 Take your shirt off.

01:18:46.000 Let's get gay. 1.00

01:18:46.000 It's trash. 1.00

01:18:49.000 It's garbage.

01:18:51.000 Wow, you're totally hairless.

01:18:54.000 I would say anything more than this is gay. 1.00

01:18:57.000 Let's see your muscles.

01:18:58.000 Flex your muscles.

01:18:59.000 And then this kind.

01:19:02.000 Yeah, that's pretty good.

01:19:03.000 I would say go to that and then stop.

01:19:06.000 And then get across that too.

01:19:08.000 A back is garbage.

01:19:08.000 Yeah.

01:19:10.000 Anyone fitter than Ryan is a homosexual? 0.98

01:19:13.000 I agree with that.

01:19:14.000 Here's another Andrew.

01:19:15.000 Douglas Moray is doing tons of media to promote The Madness of Crowds, which I just bought and it is amazing.

01:19:22.000 What a great book.

01:19:23.000 Holy shit, is that guy smart?

01:19:24.000 I hung out with him once at a conservative pack.

01:19:29.000 And he's known for a willingness to engage with and talk to just about anyone.

01:19:31.000 Maybe a good candidate for a call-in chat.

01:19:33.000 Woof.

01:19:34.000 Yeah, that's a good idea.

01:19:36.000 Let's get Douglas Murray on the show.

01:19:39.000 Is that sarcastic?

01:19:40.000 You know what would be kind of cool?

01:19:41.000 I have Dinesh D'Souza lined up for November, and I can't find a liberal to debate him.

01:19:48.000 And of course, these things cost me thousands and thousands of dollars.

01:19:52.000 What about a conservative and a conservative?

01:19:55.000 Like Douglas Murray and Dinesh D'Souza.

01:19:58.000 That's fun.

01:19:58.000 They're not arguing.

01:20:00.000 Right, right.

01:20:00.000 They're not angry.

01:20:01.000 They're just pointing.

01:20:03.000 Well, they might have different views on things, right?

01:20:05.000 They're not angry, they're just pointing?

01:20:05.000 Did you get that joke?

01:20:07.000 Yeah.

01:20:08.000 Why'd you laugh?

01:20:08.000 No.

01:20:10.000 I don't know, because you said it funny.

01:20:11.000 You said it funny.

01:20:12.000 It was an allusion to the men's synchronized swimming SNL sketch with Martin Short and the guy who does all the voices in The Simpsons.

01:20:24.000 And they have the gay guy come in and he's teaching them how to do a mirrored look. 0.99

01:20:29.000 And he goes, hey, you, I know you.

01:20:31.000 I know you.

01:20:32.000 Hey, you.

01:20:33.000 You're not angry.

01:20:33.000 You're just pointing.

01:20:35.000 And it reminded me when my daughter was going to kindergarten back in Brooklyn.

01:20:40.000 There was this mom there that I liked.

01:20:42.000 Not in a sexual way, you disgusting perverts.

01:20:45.000 And we got along pretty good, similar background, kind of punky.

01:20:48.000 And I was hungover.

01:20:49.000 So when you're hungover, you're still kind of drunk and you don't have the same social cues you normally have.

01:20:54.000 And she's walking up to the school to get her son.

01:20:56.000 And I'm just got my daughter.

01:20:57.000 And I see her.

01:20:58.000 And I go, hey, you.

01:21:00.000 I know you.

01:21:01.000 I know you.

01:21:01.000 Hey, you.

01:21:03.000 And I realized she's a different generation than me.

01:21:06.000 I'm an old dad.

01:21:07.000 So she's probably 10 years younger than me.

01:21:09.000 She doesn't know this sketch.

01:21:10.000 So the fact that I'm quoting it is totally irrelevant to her.

01:21:13.000 So she just saw a lunatic go, hey, in a gay voice, too. 0.50

01:21:18.000 Hey, you.

01:21:19.000 I know you.

01:21:20.000 Hey, you.

01:21:20.000 I know you.

01:21:22.000 Oh, my God.

01:21:24.000 I do that all the time.

01:21:24.000 I found it.

01:21:26.000 Well, I saw it.

01:21:27.000 With Steve Martin?

01:21:27.000 There it is, yeah.

01:21:28.000 Okay.

01:21:29.000 No, Steve Martin.

01:21:32.000 That was the thumbnail.

01:21:33.000 Is it?

01:21:34.000 No.

01:21:36.000 Okay.

01:21:36.000 This is not it.

01:21:37.000 I didn't think so.

01:21:41.000 Hey, you.

01:21:43.000 It's hard to find the actual sketch.

01:21:46.000 Not a strong swimmer.

01:21:47.000 Yeah, there it is.

01:21:47.000 There it is.

01:21:49.000 Above SNL.

01:21:50.000 Yeah, it's only five seconds long.

01:21:51.000 Oh.

01:21:52.000 It's just the words, I'm not a strong swimmer.

01:21:54.000 Yeah, you usually have to go to Hulu for those words.

01:21:55.000 Yeah, this one's tough.

01:21:58.000 Gavin, you mentioned on your show the books that you recommend.

01:22:00.000 I'm typically driving and can't write them down.

01:22:01.000 It'd be cool if you put a page on your website.

01:22:03.000 Okay, I have a video on YouTube that has like 100 great books.

01:22:07.000 Right now I'm reading Charles Krauthammer's last book, Before He Died, I forget the name of.

01:22:12.000 I'm reading some wild and crazy guys about John Belushi and Steve Martin and all those.

01:22:19.000 I like to read 50 books at once.

01:22:20.000 I've actually did Buddy Goes to Jersey by Peter Bagg, the collection of hate comics from the 90s.

01:22:28.000 I'm reading Douglas Murray, and I got this book I told you about already called, I think it's called The Districts, and it's about the Southern District, which is the Manhattan criminal court system, and how corrupt it is.

01:22:41.000 Unfortunately, he's a fucking lefty, and it's showing up all over the book.

01:22:47.000 Mike McGovern, I just want to thank you for making my job bearable.

01:22:50.000 I'm a trademark attorney, so I read, write, and hear the word Simbo all day, every day.

01:22:55.000 Thanks to you, my inner voice now reads it in the voice of the prophet who will bring us the true universal math.

01:23:01.000 Terrence, one times one equals hit woman Howard. 1.00

01:23:04.000 Peace be upon him.

01:23:05.000 Accordingly, I now work with trademark symbos.

01:23:11.000 Where did he get that accent from?

01:23:12.000 Where is he from?

01:23:14.000 I don't know from Simbos.

01:23:15.000 Let me look him up.

01:23:16.000 Terrence Howard.

01:23:17.000 No, we have to find that sketch, though, dude.

01:23:19.000 Do you have a...

01:23:25.000 Okay.

01:23:25.000 When I type men's, Terrence Howard.

01:23:30.000 I just found it on Rootube.

01:23:31.000 It just popped up.

01:23:32.000 Oh.

01:23:33.000 I don't know what Rootube is.

01:23:34.000 How do you spell that?

01:23:35.000 It's Russian YouTube?

01:23:36.000 Or YouTube.

01:23:37.000 Rootube.

01:23:41.000 Why did I find that in one second?

01:23:43.000 Oh, I was looking in YouTube.

01:23:45.000 That's why.

01:23:46.000 Well, don't look in YouTube.

01:23:47.000 You look in Google under videos.

01:23:51.000 Jesus, age Christ.

01:23:53.000 Fucking guy.

01:23:54.000 Oh, sorry.

01:23:55.000 No more blasphemy.

01:23:57.000 You know what's funny?

01:23:58.000 Shopping for lingerie and shoes for my wife.

01:24:01.000 Now, every time I go on the internet, it's just sexy women on every banner ad. 0.99

01:24:05.000 I know.

01:24:05.000 Victoria's Secret.

01:24:07.000 It's hard not to get horny now when I look at the news.

01:24:07.000 Yeah.

01:24:10.000 Okay, so skip it.

01:24:11.000 Is there audio on this?

01:24:15.000 This is the funniest thing in the world.

01:24:20.000 At first, I was thrilled.

01:24:23.000 So many new people in the course of one day.

01:24:28.000 This is kind of an attack on feminism. 1.00

01:24:31.000 So she had to go back to work because her husband quit to become a synchronized swimmer.

01:24:34.000 Here we go.

01:24:35.000 This is it.

01:24:35.000 This is like a mistake in between you.

01:24:37.000 And then he goes this way, and then let's say you were to point at each other.

01:24:41.000 You're doing the same thing, aren't you?

01:24:43.000 No, you're not angry at him.

01:24:44.000 No, you're just pointing at him.

01:24:46.000 Hey, you.

01:24:47.000 I know you.

01:24:48.000 I know you.

01:24:49.000 Let me hear that little.

01:24:51.000 What a dumb thing for me to do to that woman. 1.00

01:24:55.000 Could you be more esoteric, please?

01:24:57.000 Yeah.

01:24:57.000 A two-second character sketch that nobody her age is.

01:25:01.000 They don't remember that.

01:25:02.000 If you went up to Harry Scheer, he'd be like, I don't know what that is.

01:25:05.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

01:25:08.000 Hey, Gavin and Ratsu, Cortesio, Cortez.

01:25:12.000 I finally decided to try going a while without feeding the geese, and I've already noticed a huge difference.

01:25:17.000 I wake up and get out of bed a lot easier in the mornings.

01:25:19.000 Yep, I have more energy throughout the day.

01:25:21.000 Yes.

01:25:22.000 And more testosterone in my own mailbag.

01:25:24.000 It's awesome.

01:25:25.000 Actually, just the other day, someone cut me off on my way to work in the morning, so I honked my horn.

01:25:29.000 He brake-checked me, and then I exploded with his car with heat vision.

01:25:33.000 Can't wait to see what else changes.

01:25:34.000 It's only been four days of no fap.

01:25:36.000 Oh.

01:25:38.000 It is great for you, folks.

01:25:40.000 You do become more libidinous, though, and you end up buying your wife lingerie online, but that's literally a small price to pay.

01:25:47.000 Yo, Gabba Gabba.

01:25:48.000 I know you talked about ending the free speech discussions, and I don't blame you.

01:25:51.000 I'd be very interested to get your thoughts on one potential guest.

01:25:53.000 If you're not familiar with Immortal Technique, he's a rapper from Harlem who does a lot of politically conscious material.

01:25:59.000 Are you familiar with this guy?

01:26:00.000 I opened up for him.

01:26:01.000 You did?

01:26:02.000 Yeah.

01:26:02.000 You opened for Immortal Technique.

01:26:05.000 Yeah.

01:26:06.000 Dance with the Devil.

01:26:07.000 Do you remember that song?

01:26:09.000 Nope.

01:26:10.000 Did he?

01:26:11.000 I think you do.

01:26:12.000 He was much bigger in the Bush era when people cared about conscious rap more.

01:26:16.000 Despite having opposing beliefs, I've always liked his stuff and found him to be an interesting guy.

01:26:20.000 He recently did an interview with All Hip Hop where he talks about why he's not a fan of Obama, his friendship with Dr. West, and goes deep into political and military machine, the foundation of music, etc.

01:26:31.000 It's almost an hour long.

01:26:34.000 and then he shows the link Immortal Technique, huh?

01:26:46.000 I should start doing Conscious Rap.

01:26:48.000 We should both do Conscious Rap.

01:26:51.000 We should make a top, like a list, top 10 list of the worst positive rap songs.

01:26:57.000 You know, like when Akon put that, you know, people hurting, people crying.

01:27:01.000 Oh, that's Black Eyed P. You know what's funny about that era? 1.00

01:27:04.000 There was this Karis One from Boogie Down Production started a thing called Stop the Violence.

01:27:09.000 And they did like a big group song and Chuck D's on it.

01:27:14.000 And in the song, he's like, we need to check ourselves.

01:27:17.000 The violence of gangs is not good.

01:27:19.000 We need to stop the violence and get cool with ourselves.

01:27:21.000 Brothers hurting brothers.

01:27:23.000 Ain't no time for that.

01:27:24.000 And now that it's not cool to say that, and you have to say everything's Trump's fault, and we don't need to check ourselves, and everything's the white man controlling us, he's just jumped on that bandwagon.

01:27:35.000 And he's like, Trump is making us kill each other somehow with his mind skills.

01:27:40.000 He's making us crazy brainwaves and ticks are giving people limes.

01:27:45.000 Here's an interesting one from Nick.

01:27:47.000 Dear Gav, please stop bringing up Lyndon LaRouche like he's some icon of conservative thought.

01:27:51.000 You sound like a fucking idiot.

01:27:53.000 Yes, the guy made some cogent points about the power of fake news, collusion with political media establishment, etc.

01:27:59.000 None of this is particularly mind-blowing stuff.

01:28:02.000 Charles Manson, Adolf Hitler, and Abby Hoffman all expressed similar sentiments at various points in their lives.

01:28:08.000 If you'd taken the time to do even a small amount of research, you'd realize that the guy was a nut.

01:28:13.000 He led a political cult which financially exploited its members and cut them off from their family members.

01:28:19.000 That's how you define a cult if you have to be cut off from your family members.

01:28:23.000 They call Christianity a cult.

01:28:26.000 Christians let you hang out with anyone you want.

01:28:29.000 He advocated a real war on drugs where SWAT teams would violently attack the homes of drug users.

01:28:34.000 LaRouche believed that the international financial system was controlled by the British royal family who, in concert with London financiers, staged global conflicts and trafficked drugs in order to divide the world and keep themselves in power.

01:28:49.000 That's crazy talk.

01:28:51.000 He advocated big government and giant-scale New Dale-style economic projects.

01:28:57.000 The guy was genuinely bonkers, and you look like a twit whenever you bring him up.

01:29:04.000 Well, I did check in with Roger Stone.

01:29:06.000 I said, Roger, how do I feel about Lyndon LaRouche?

01:29:09.000 And he goes, kooky guy, but a lot of the stuff he said came true, and his fans are big fans of mine.

01:29:15.000 And I was like, I like him.

01:29:16.000 Yeah.

01:29:17.000 But I guess I'm wrong.

01:29:18.000 Well, I don't know.

01:29:19.000 I don't have time to go research the entire canon of everyone I hear about.

01:29:23.000 I'm dubious of any demonization of a person.

01:29:26.000 Yeah, that's another thing, too.

01:29:27.000 When I hear he's a cult leader, he started a hate group and he was arrested and went to jail.

01:29:35.000 You go, yeah, sounds like me.

01:29:36.000 I don't believe it.

01:29:37.000 Right.

01:29:38.000 But yeah, that does sound pretty bad.

01:29:40.000 Big government, real war on drugs.

01:29:42.000 This is from Ferranti.

01:29:43.000 Hey, Gav, the insidious history of the color pink and why they are forcing your son to wear it. 0.97

01:29:48.000 The tone of pink you're referring to was dubbed drunk tank pink, also known as Baker Miller pink, and is a tone of pink claimed to reduce hostile, violent, or aggressive behavior.

01:30:00.000 Drunk tank pink.

01:30:02.000 So this gentleman is talking about what I was talking about yesterday, where I said, I don't trust any of this shit where they have people wearing pink to raise awareness.

01:30:16.000 Drunk Tank Pink.

01:30:17.000 There's a book by Adam Alter and other unexpected forces that shape how we think, feel, and behave.

01:30:22.000 And there are these drunk tanks that have this pink in them.

01:30:25.000 I'm looking at them now.

01:30:26.000 It's amazing.

01:30:27.000 Of course, I define isn't showing you them.

01:30:29.000 It's not just the author who wrote the book talking about it.

01:30:31.000 It's boring.

01:30:32.000 We want to see a drunk tank pink. 0.96

01:30:34.000 I'm looking at drunk tanks with criminals in them that are pink.

01:30:37.000 Okay, I'm listening to the explanained.

01:30:40.000 Explanained.

01:30:41.000 You know, you said something so retarded before. 0.95

01:30:43.000 Explained?

01:30:44.000 You said the most retarded thing. 0.94

01:30:46.000 Okay, that means that you didn't just say explanained.

01:30:50.000 So yeah, I said that all this wearing pink is actually a way to demasculinize men.

01:30:55.000 And this gentleman is responding to that.

01:30:58.000 They discovered this in the 70s and started to Paint jail cells and prisons in this color, and I can see OUR, so we clearly have a Canadian or a Brit on our hands, hoping to calm down violent offenders.

01:31:08.000 Although it has been further studied and found that prolonged exposure actually increases violent behavior, but not many people look into it that hard.

01:31:14.000 So, this is yet another attempt to control male behavior.

01:31:17.000 You see this shade of pink everywhere now.

01:31:20.000 The Scotland football team has an away strip of the same color.

01:31:24.000 Since its introduction, they have been fucking awful.

01:31:28.000 And then he mentions the book I just looked up.

01:31:30.000 Fascinating.

01:31:31.000 Thank you, sir.

01:31:33.000 Did Ryan ever tell you that?

01:31:36.000 I was scrolling through them while you were saying that.

01:31:38.000 It was the color paint.

01:31:39.000 This is from Radical Bear.

01:31:40.000 I'm glad to hear you're coming around to the prisons that are schools.

01:31:42.000 I highly recommend you look into unschooling.

01:31:44.000 The idea is to let kids find out what they're interested in and give them resources and experts when needed.

01:31:49.000 Instead of homeschooling, which is just a shittier version of normal school, Dr. David Friedman is a prominent proponent of unschooling.

01:31:56.000 Yeah, you know, if I let my middle son just go and go and do whatever he wants, you know, intellectually, and I kept him away from screens, sort of monitor him a little bit, he would just become the biggest baseball expert in the universe.

01:32:11.000 Is that so wrong?

01:32:13.000 Is there no future for someone who knows everything about baseball?

01:32:16.000 There's plenty of jobs in sports.

01:32:20.000 But instead, he's learning all this bullshit about how Indians were murdered every day and how America's evil.

01:32:33.000 This is from John.

01:32:34.000 Hey, Gav.

01:32:35.000 Accordance with the War on Masculinity, have you ever heard or read of The Way of Men by Jack Donovan?

01:32:41.000 No, I'm not familiar with that book.

01:32:45.000 When are people going to realize that children being pushed into the spotlight as child abuse?

01:32:50.000 I would include Getting Your Kid on a TV show as an actor in a sitcom is included in that.

01:32:57.000 Could look at past children whose lives were ruined by fame and touch on how media uses children to invoke an emotional response from the public.

01:33:04.000 Example, Greta or the brown baby dead on the beach.

01:33:08.000 Just spitballing, but I'm sure you and Ryan can research some more examples.

01:33:11.000 Oh, thanks, Spitballer. 0.96

01:33:17.000 Swick Bookings via catch-all.

01:33:19.000 What?

01:33:20.000 Subject, Pharrell.

01:33:21.000 Oh, it's talking about Pharrell.

01:33:23.000 Also note that he dissociated himself with the song Blurred Lines because it's too rapey.

01:33:28.000 Funny thing is that 40-year-old woman loved that song. 1.00

01:33:31.000 Okay?

01:33:36.000 Crippled Bear.

01:33:37.000 Crippled Bear.

01:33:40.000 Are we gonna have Owan?

01:33:42.000 Yeah.

01:33:43.000 I just sent it a mailbag.

01:33:44.000 I got a direct response.

01:33:47.000 Dude, are you gonna have Onon or what?

01:33:49.000 Good wall.

01:33:51.000 Uh.

01:33:54.000 Can you look this one up too?

01:33:56.000 Sure.

01:33:57.000 What is it?

01:33:58.000 Um.

01:34:01.000 Sorry.

01:34:02.000 I'm remembering that we had one, a handicapped guy.

01:34:05.000 I think he has cerebral palsy.

01:34:11.000 Yeah.

01:34:12.000 It's called Disabled Fan.

01:34:15.000 Hi, Gavin.

01:34:15.000 I'm 33 years old.

01:34:16.000 I have cerebral palsy.

01:34:17.000 I'm a huge fan of everything you do.

01:34:18.000 Of course, my mind is strong and active, but nothing else is.

01:34:24.000 I've written two books.

01:34:26.000 First is about my life, autobiography.

01:34:29.000 The second is called Hockey for Mommies, about people getting into hockey.

01:34:33.000 I hope this video of me overcoming life's hardships can empower society to keep moving forward.

01:34:37.000 I never take little things for granted.

01:34:38.000 My girlfriend Karen made the video.

01:34:40.000 You have a girlfriend?

01:34:43.000 Can I just be a total cynical prick for one second here?

01:34:49.000 Isn't a girl who dates someone who can't move kind of virtue signaling?

01:34:55.000 It depends if that's her intention.

01:34:58.000 But they have that natural shit on his face.

01:35:01.000 A girl's G-spot is in her nurturing gland a lot of the time. 1.00

01:35:05.000 see how handicapped this guy is.

01:35:06.000 I'm about...

01:35:08.000 You can't tell me what I'm never gonna be.

01:35:11.000 You can't hold me down if I wanna be free.

01:35:14.000 He's kind of lame.

01:35:17.000 No!

01:35:17.000 The song is not my favorite, but it's Christian rock, I think.

01:35:25.000 I don't know, man.

01:35:25.000 This is very look at me.

01:35:28.000 She made it.

01:35:29.000 He's just living his life.

01:35:33.000 He's not very good at carrying things.

01:35:35.000 Yeah, that's the struggle.

01:35:36.000 How are you his girlfriend?

01:35:38.000 What?

01:35:39.000 Is it an asexual relationship?

01:35:41.000 What's the sex?

01:35:42.000 Oh my god.

01:35:43.000 Literally a fortune cookie.

01:35:46.000 Yeah.

01:35:49.000 Okay.

01:35:50.000 Good things like little.

01:35:52.000 You've already written an autobiography about how strong and brave you are.

01:35:55.000 You've made a movie about you working out and overcoming obstacles.

01:35:59.000 Why don't you stop being the handicapped guy and go do something? 1.00

01:36:04.000 Like, I don't need to hear about how you go to the post office and you manage to make in the door all by yourself.

01:36:11.000 No, that's tedious.

01:36:12.000 Shut up, Brian.

01:36:13.000 This is good.

01:36:14.000 This is tedious.

01:36:15.000 This is self-indulgent.

01:36:17.000 Okay?

01:36:18.000 Just be the person you are and don't make a video showing you eating cornflakes after you've already written a whole book about how hard your life is.

01:36:26.000 And I did it.

01:36:27.000 I think this guy gets patted on the back too much and told that he's a winner because he managed to open the door using the button.

01:36:34.000 Just open the door and use the button.

01:36:36.000 Write hockey for mommies. 0.83

01:36:38.000 That's great.

01:36:38.000 I don't need to see you dropping shit all the time.

01:36:41.000 Get over yourself.

01:36:43.000 Ugh.

01:36:46.000 You got a tattoo.

01:36:47.000 And he wrote me a whole email about all the things he's accomplished.

01:36:50.000 Completed three weeks of service dog training.

01:36:53.000 President of CanSkate in Winnipeg Osis.

01:36:55.000 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:36:56.000 Me, me, me, me, me.

01:36:57.000 I did this.

01:36:58.000 I did that.

01:36:59.000 Big fucking deal.

01:37:01.000 Stop talking about yourself all the time.

01:37:04.000 And by the way, your girlfriend, she's not your girlfriend. 0.97

01:37:07.000 She's using you as a tool to show how virtuous she is.

01:37:12.000 And if you're happy with that, fine.

01:37:14.000 It's better than nothing, I guess.

01:37:15.000 This makes God happy, this stuff.

01:37:17.000 This is the opposite of despair.

01:37:19.000 God's annoyed.

01:37:19.000 Look at these bullshit platitudes.

01:37:21.000 Oh, poor me.

01:37:22.000 I get chicken wings on my car.

01:37:23.000 Look at this guy.

01:37:25.000 You can't drive a car.

01:37:28.000 You're obviously falling into It just like everyone else.

01:37:31.000 Sorry, dude, I'm not falling into this bullshit.

01:37:34.000 He's falling all over the place.

01:37:35.000 Yeah.

01:37:36.000 Will you shut up?

01:37:37.000 This is not your show.

01:37:38.000 Yeah, but I can comment.

01:37:40.000 Not after I tell you to shut up 40 times.

01:37:42.000 All right, watch me shut up.

01:37:45.000 Annoying, sorry, handicapped, boring. 1.00

01:37:49.000 Let's end with something fun.

01:37:50.000 Oh, this is pretty...

01:37:59.000 So let's do three.

01:38:01.000 First, let's do two six.

01:38:03.000 This woman loves a plane. 0.95

01:38:05.000 By the way, Terrace, if you're watching this, I would highly recommend you convincing an airport that you love planes.

01:38:12.000 And then, while no one's looking, leave a bomb somewhere in the cockpit.

01:38:17.000 That's a joke, FBI.

01:38:19.000 Just kidding.

01:38:21.000 Look at this.

01:38:22.000 This is mental illness.

01:38:27.000 Like, why are we glorifying mental illness?

01:38:31.000 There you go.

01:38:34.000 I love this mic.

01:38:36.000 The one that Gary spat into that I just kissed.

01:38:39.000 I have Gary's germs.

01:38:41.000 Barry's germs.

01:38:42.000 Oh, my God.

01:38:45.000 Beautiful.

01:38:47.000 Yeah, the machines that men build are amazing.

01:38:50.000 That's a building that whips through the sky at 500 miles an hour.

01:38:53.000 Maybe that's really what she's appreciating.

01:38:55.000 This is what it's like when men's creations aren't appreciated.

01:39:00.000 Remember Margaret Sanger, the woman who started abortion?

01:39:02.000 She's actually intelligent.

01:39:04.000 And she said, sometimes I like just standing on the road and watching the incredible machines men have built.

01:39:09.000 Why don't you date a pilot or something?

01:39:15.000 The West is the best.

01:39:26.000 Oh, that was sweet.

01:39:29.000 By the way, speaking of Mental El, let's have a look at Aaron Carter.

01:39:32.000 So Aaron Carter tattooed Medusa on his face, and it's Rihanna's face with Medusa hair.

01:39:41.000 And this is 2-5.

01:39:43.000 And it's his way of showing his mother that he loves her and also protecting him from people who are mean to him.

01:39:50.000 To be because we weren't really talking that much.

01:39:55.000 We talked a little bit, but we didn't really know each other anymore.

01:40:00.000 Just pause.

01:40:01.000 I just had an epiphany right now.

01:40:04.000 The mentally ill are the soldiers of Clown World. 0.99

01:40:08.000 Look at that woman's tits in the background. 1.00

01:40:10.000 What the hell is on your chest, you loser, weirdo?

01:40:17.000 Clown World is the world we're living in right now with fake news abounding and multiple bathrooms and no fossil fuels in 10 years and people getting fired for something their dad said and all of this craziness, right?

01:40:31.000 So in Clown World, you can't recognize mental illness or people will start pointing fingers at you and your crazy shit.

01:40:40.000 So they totally encourage and endorse mental illness, which makes more mental illness.

01:40:47.000 Clown World is like throwing crazy seeds all over the soil.

01:40:52.000 And people like this poor bastard are sprouting up.

01:40:55.000 They're doing drugs.

01:40:56.000 They're encouraged to tattoo their face.

01:40:58.000 It's just like the Antifa are the stormtroopers of the DNC.

01:41:02.000 The mentally ill are the stormtroopers of Clown World. 0.98

01:41:06.000 They are the fodder of this ridiculous renaissance of retardation we're in right now. 1.00

01:41:13.000 Listen to this poor bastard. 0.78

01:41:15.000 This helped us to get to know each other again, and it was wonderful.

01:41:19.000 And we also met some really great people there, too.

01:41:21.000 And learned some very valuable lessons, like the rules of engagement and things that you will see unfold on the show.

01:41:27.000 There's nothing fake.

01:41:28.000 There is nothing scripted about this show.

01:41:32.000 There's nothing fake or scripted about me.

01:41:34.000 I know everything you guys say about me.

01:41:36.000 I read all your articles.

01:41:38.000 I don't have a publicist.

01:41:39.000 I am him.

01:41:42.000 I'm the Joker, and you guys are all playing my game.

01:41:45.000 I was going to say, I was listening to you talking over there, saying you're playing a little bit of a mind game with the media, maybe, right now.

01:41:51.000 How are you doing right now?

01:41:53.000 I don't know.

01:41:53.000 How am I doing?

01:41:54.000 You look good.

01:41:55.000 There you go.

01:41:57.000 You got some new ink on your face, your neck.

01:42:00.000 What's the story behind that?

01:42:01.000 The story is that Medusa was, in Greek mythology, was, if you engage, well, first of all, she was raped, Medusa.

01:42:12.000 And in Greek mythology, if you look it up, you'll learn a lot about it.

01:42:17.000 But with that being said, Medusa is my protector.

01:42:21.000 So if you want to come at me with some negativity, my Medusa will stare you in the eye and turn you into stone. 1.00

01:42:32.000 Positivity.

01:42:32.000 Nobody can bring this into fruition.

01:42:34.000 It's all about positivity right now in the Carter family.

01:42:37.000 My Medusa is.

01:42:39.000 Who is it?

01:42:41.000 I don't know.

01:42:42.000 Rihanna?

01:42:43.000 You.

01:42:44.000 It's not me.

01:42:45.000 This is the love of my life right here.

01:42:48.000 This is my date.

01:42:49.000 This is a big.

01:42:50.000 I've watched the premiere of the show.

01:42:51.000 This is a big step to have taken from where you were when you walked into that mansion to start therapy.

01:42:57.000 We've been paying attention.

01:42:58.000 It's been a wild few weeks for the family.

01:43:00.000 Did he marry his mom?

01:43:02.000 What the hopes for the future are?

01:43:03.000 Did he marry the love of his life?

01:43:04.000 What the hopes for the future are this?

01:43:06.000 Don't come at me the wrong way because I will fight to protect my rights and what our four brothers stood for.

01:43:13.000 But that being said, Aaron loves his family very much, and that's where his heart is at, and that's where he's coming from.

01:43:21.000 That's enough.

01:43:24.000 You see what we're dealing with here?

01:43:26.000 We let the lunatics run the asylum. 0.95

01:43:29.000 This is why cops are killing themselves, because we've taken away the patriarchy, we've taken away law and order, we've taken away logic.

01:43:38.000 We have a society now where you have jokers running around, you have mass shootings, because people feel like there's no solution to the world.

01:43:49.000 Mental illness is being encouraged. 1.00

01:43:53.000 That kid needs to be in a loony bin.

01:43:56.000 That is a mass shooter waiting to happen.

01:43:59.000 And Instead, we just keep lying to each other and telling everyone that everything's going to be fine.

01:44:05.000 It's just, I don't know.

01:44:07.000 Things were going a lot better before we said to gender studies professors, can you run society for a while? 1.00

01:44:13.000 Can you make the rules?

01:44:15.000 Because they don't know what they're doing and they're making it up as they go along.

01:44:19.000 It's a renaissance retard. 1.00

01:44:20.000 It's a renaissance of retardation, folks. 1.00

01:44:23.000 And the only way you can prevent it from destroying Western culture is to fight back, to say, no, we're not having three bathrooms.

01:44:32.000 No, we're not firing that person because of a rumor.

01:44:35.000 No, this person is not getting Medusa tattooed on his face.

01:44:38.000 He's going to get mental care.

01:44:41.000 And if that gets you in trouble, so be it.

01:44:44.000 Get fired.

01:44:44.000 Get in trouble.

01:44:45.000 Be brave.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 16, 2019

S02E73 - NO DEBATE

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