Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E72 - FAKE NEWS OVERLOAD

00:00:14.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 *Music*

00:00:48.000 Doesn't that sound exactly like Black Sabbath?

00:00:51.000 Damn.

00:00:56.000 Yeah.

00:00:57.000 The monitor's at an angle there, bro.

00:00:59.000 Sorry, dude.

00:01:00.000 What song is that again?

00:01:02.000 Dang.

00:01:03.000 Oh, Lord, Lord, Lord, please help me.

00:01:06.000 Down.

00:01:10.000 Isn't that pleasant?

00:01:11.000 Isn't that Black Sabbath proper?

00:01:13.000 Bow.

00:01:19.000 impacting.

00:01:23.000 I can just hear Ozzy saying, no, Lord, please.

00:01:26.000 You think it's a song, Black Sabbath?

00:01:27.000 I think so.

00:01:28.000 Let me see.

00:01:29.000 Let me see.

00:01:30.000 That was Pond, Australian psych rock band.

00:01:34.000 They're bros with Tame Impala.

00:01:36.000 They often switch members back and forth.

00:01:40.000 Heavy psych rock, if you're in the mood.

00:01:47.000 Yeah, Black Sabbath.

00:01:49.000 By Black Sabbath of the band.

00:01:52.000 The epitome is Black Sabbath.

00:01:53.000 Off the album Black Sabbath, I believe.

00:01:56.000 It's rare you get to use the word epitomis.

00:01:58.000 That means when it is the thing.

00:02:01.000 Like a self-titled debut is if the band's Black Sabbath and the album's Black Sabbath, you say the epitomeous Black Sabbath, and you don't have to say Black Sabbath twice.

00:02:10.000 Oh, wow.

00:02:12.000 New York Post.

00:02:13.000 The left is grasping at straws.

00:02:15.000 They're obsessed with this Rudy Giuliani caught up in some Ukraine thing.

00:02:20.000 Giuliani's done a lot of stupid shit, and I don't like that he defended Purdue Pharmaceuticals who were responsible for the opioid epidemic.

00:02:26.000 But this is grasping at straws.

00:02:28.000 However, if a woman this attractive wants to fuck you, that's rape. 1.00

00:02:33.000 Because you can't say no.

00:02:35.000 Like if that woman sent me nudes, I would have to throw my phone in the garbage and run. 1.00

00:02:42.000 If she came up to me at a party, I would shove her. 1.00

00:02:44.000 I'd get charged with assault.

00:02:48.000 If she came up to me crying and said, God, I want to blow you so bad. 1.00

00:02:51.000 I would shriek at the top of my lungs and sprint.

00:02:55.000 I would porpoise out of a window.

00:02:59.000 I did that once.

00:03:01.000 There was this chick who was being flirtatious when I was married, since I was married, after my marriage. 1.00

00:03:01.000 What? 1.00

00:03:09.000 And Tracy Nguyen was her name.

00:03:12.000 She's now, I think, Kim Kardashian's publicist.

00:03:14.000 Anyway, she's a large-breasted lady who's Asian, which is rare. 1.00

00:03:19.000 And I was very attracted to her, and she was being flirtatious at a party, and I was drunk, and I literally went like that and shoved her and ran away.

00:03:27.000 Oh, my God.

00:03:28.000 That's how bad my willpower is.

00:03:30.000 She probably understood.

00:03:31.000 She was like, nah, I get it.

00:03:32.000 Yeah.

00:03:33.000 I know you want these.

00:03:34.000 I know you want this shirt.

00:03:36.000 You know, it's funny that.

00:03:37.000 Oh, yeah.

00:03:37.000 I'm sorry.

00:03:38.000 But Poison Ivy from Batman is just a chick who can seduce guys. 1.00

00:03:42.000 And it's like, that's all.

00:03:43.000 Every girl has a superpower. 1.00

00:03:45.000 She just happens to wear green.

00:03:46.000 Oh, that reminds me.

00:03:48.000 I want to talk about the death of masculinity on today's show.

00:03:51.000 And I was reading these tweets about Zoe Kravitz.

00:03:56.000 Oh, that's her, by the way.

00:03:57.000 Oh, she's hideous. 1.00

00:04:00.000 She looks like one of those paintings.

00:04:02.000 Ancient Japanese paintings.

00:04:03.000 She said her name.

00:04:04.000 Oh, oops.

00:04:06.000 I want to talk about the one on masculinity.

00:04:08.000 But before we get to that and we talk about Catwoman, yesterday we had, I don't think he's actually homeless, but a destitute man named Larry guest host my show.

00:04:23.000 There was a lot of people angry about that.

00:04:25.000 I thought it was awesome.

00:04:27.000 I really enjoyed it.

00:04:29.000 Sometimes I'm insecure about decisions and I go, oh, I wonder if this is a good, often with this show, I go, is this a good episode?

00:04:36.000 Are we doing okay?

00:04:37.000 But I watched the episode.

00:04:40.000 I thought it was great.

00:04:41.000 I was at a baseball tournament in Aberdeen, Maryland with my boy.

00:04:45.000 The whole family was there.

00:04:47.000 They didn't do very well.

00:04:50.000 And I want to start taking days off.

00:04:53.000 Like, if it's a holiday, I'm going to take the holiday.

00:04:56.000 And I can get a guest host.

00:04:58.000 I could pre-tape.

00:04:59.000 Or we can have no show.

00:05:01.000 We got a lot of off-the-records.

00:05:02.000 We got off-the-records stored up.

00:05:05.000 That's Gary.

00:05:07.000 He's the center of West Taras and Silverlake.

00:05:12.000 Informative.

00:05:14.000 Yeah, he knows stuff.

00:05:15.000 He does.

00:05:16.000 I think he's schizophrenic.

00:05:16.000 He does.

00:05:18.000 Because he's constantly smoking.

00:05:20.000 And he's always asking me for money.

00:05:23.000 And I think the nicotine helps quell the voices.

00:05:27.000 Apparently, it tapers the symptoms of schizophrenia.

00:05:31.000 That's why you always see bums smoking. 1.00

00:05:32.000 How mad would you have been if I let him smoke right in here?

00:05:35.000 I was like, yeah, go ahead.

00:05:36.000 One iota.

00:05:37.000 Right?

00:05:38.000 Isn't that like funny and rock and roll-ish?

00:05:40.000 That would have been cool.

00:05:40.000 Yeah, I wouldn't know.

00:05:41.000 I like the smell of cigarettes.

00:05:42.000 They smell like freedom.

00:05:44.000 I just don't want it to be a regular thing.

00:05:45.000 But yeah, as long as he doesn't wreck equipment.

00:05:47.000 Yeah.

00:05:48.000 Well, he, I mean, I don't know how you're sitting on the chair, dude.

00:05:52.000 I'm skeeved out by that.

00:05:54.000 His bum bum juice is on the chair? 0.84

00:05:54.000 What? 0.84

00:05:57.000 Yeah.

00:05:58.000 God, you're a pussy. 1.00

00:05:59.000 But he kind of smells.

00:06:00.000 That goes well with this Warren Masculinity thing.

00:06:03.000 I mean, he was a great guy.

00:06:03.000 P a little bit.

00:06:04.000 Don't get me wrong.

00:06:06.000 But look at this.

00:06:07.000 It's a mesh chair.

00:06:08.000 It's covered in shit and piss now?

00:06:08.000 What do you think?

00:06:10.000 Nah.

00:06:11.000 But just, you know, fleckles.

00:06:13.000 Every subway seat you get on, you moron.

00:06:16.000 Oh, that's true.

00:06:17.000 Ew.

00:06:17.000 Fuck, you're stupid.

00:06:21.000 But yeah, this war on masculinity, I saw this announcement about...

00:06:29.000 2-8.

00:06:32.000 So they had a Twitter moment, and it was all about this new Catwoman.

00:06:36.000 The idea of giving a flying fuck who is cast as Catwoman in The Batman, I couldn't imagine. 0.92

00:06:45.000 I couldn't imagine caring.

00:06:47.000 I honestly can't imagine.

00:06:48.000 I'm not being facetious here.

00:06:50.000 I literally am incapable of pretending that I would give a fuck who is in this stupid movie.

00:06:57.000 And I know we've been talking about Joker recently, but that wasn't really a superhero movie.

00:07:02.000 Joker was a film about, it was a documentary about MAGA and what we go through.

00:07:09.000 We're gay in the 50s.

00:07:10.000 Shit, just yesterday, I'm at the point now where I'm at 100% recognition.

00:07:15.000 And it's often good.

00:07:16.000 Like at the baseball tournament, I was recognized, did a few selfies.

00:07:20.000 I heard when they were going through the pictures, you know, at the photo place, they take pictures of your kid.

00:07:25.000 And my son came up and they go, oh, that's Gavin McInnes' son.

00:07:29.000 And at the bar, at the hotel, hey, you look familiar.

00:07:31.000 I just say Fox News.

00:07:32.000 It's the easiest way to explain.

00:07:34.000 And then that guy was by me.

00:07:35.000 I drank.

00:07:36.000 That was cool.

00:07:36.000 Then I come back to my little hamlet in Westchester.

00:07:39.000 And I'm quietly drinking with my friend Jan, who's a 75-year-old lesbian who likes the lottery a little much for my taste, but otherwise a wonderful person.

00:07:49.000 Beautiful canary yellow blazer she had on.

00:07:52.000 And I see this housewife look at me. 0.99

00:07:55.000 And she's freaked out.

00:07:57.000 Rich women have nothing but time on their hands. 1.00

00:08:00.000 And if there's one enemy of men in general, it's female idle hands. 1.00

00:08:07.000 Bored women, they naturally have tentacles, right? 1.00

00:08:11.000 They naturally can deal with three kids. 0.76

00:08:13.000 Oh, put that down. 0.97

00:08:14.000 That's sharp.

00:08:14.000 And then also, that's a good drawing and cooking and doing all these other things and making the home.

00:08:19.000 And then they also have time for gossip and all that stuff.

00:08:22.000 When the nanny does the caretaking, when the au pair is doing all the driving, when the maid is doing all the cleaning, cooking and cleaning, the octopus arms don't know what to do.

00:08:32.000 So they get a few wines in them, a few roses, and then they start meddling into your life.

00:08:38.000 And that's what's happening to me.

00:08:39.000 So this woman's freaking out. 1.00

00:08:41.000 She leaves the bar.

00:08:42.000 She feels unsafe, I assume.

00:08:44.000 And then a buddy of mine at another bar down the street goes, yeah, some chick was just, some woman was just in here talking about how you're at Carlin's Cove and she pulled up all this Wikipedia about the Proud Boys and said she's going to print it out and give it to the owner.

00:08:58.000 I don't hang out in nice places.

00:08:59.000 I hang out in shithole dive bars.

00:09:02.000 So the fact that this has happened now several times, women, bored women, have tried to get me banned from my dive bars, like total guy zones, places that stink. 1.00

00:09:18.000 Where, you know, obviously as an alcoholic, I'm going to the place with the cheapest beer.

00:09:21.000 So I don't go to these nice cocktail places.

00:09:24.000 Why do these women give a shit where I drink? 1.00

00:09:28.000 What a weird thing.

00:09:30.000 I just don't like that he's in our community.

00:09:33.000 Anyway, this all goes back to the war on men.

00:09:36.000 They don't really think I'm a white supremacist.

00:09:38.000 They don't really think Trump mega people are Nazis.

00:09:42.000 It just sounds good when they say get this Nazi scum off our streets. 0.79

00:09:46.000 That sounds good.

00:09:47.000 But what they really want is power.

00:09:50.000 So Max and John are looking at three and a half years minimum on the 22nd.

00:09:54.000 They're going to be taken right to jail for three and a half years minimum.

00:09:59.000 That's not a worst case.

00:10:01.000 That's a best case.

00:10:02.000 Zero is not an option.

00:10:04.000 The minimum charge for what they, the minimum time for what they've been charged with, and it's like gang felony assault, is three and a half years rotting in jail.

00:10:14.000 And the DNC doesn't really think they're Nazis.

00:10:16.000 The DNC just goes, this is good for the Nazi narrative. 0.72

00:10:19.000 We'll throw guys in jail and say they're white supremacists.

00:10:22.000 But what about his black, wife, and black kids?

00:10:24.000 We'll just call it multiracial white supremacy. 0.78

00:10:26.000 It's fine.

00:10:28.000 You know what these fucking dummies are going to do? 0.89

00:10:30.000 They're going to turn Proud Boys into a gang.

00:10:34.000 Max and John are going to be sitting in prison.

00:10:36.000 Jeff's there now at Rikers, making connections.

00:10:40.000 Soon, David Kurikowski is going to join them.

00:10:43.000 And they're going to end up becoming criminals.

00:10:48.000 I mean, that's what prison is.

00:10:50.000 It's crime school.

00:10:51.000 They're going to crime university.

00:10:54.000 You fucking dummies.

00:10:56.000 They're going to get there.

00:10:57.000 The other prisoners are going to hear the tenants and go, oh, glorify the housewife, glorify the entrepreneur. 0.98

00:11:02.000 Anti-drug war.

00:11:03.000 Yeah, the drug war is what got me in this stupid predicament.

00:11:06.000 Yeah, I wish, and your four family.

00:11:08.000 Yeah, I wish my family was still together.

00:11:09.000 I wish I could still be with my baby mama.

00:11:11.000 Next thing you know, you started a fucking gang, you retards. 1.00

00:11:15.000 But as far as the local level, outside of the powers that be, the globalist powers that be, the liberals, they just, they really hate masculinity.

00:11:24.000 I had an epiphany this weekend while I was driving four hours to Aberdeen.

00:11:29.000 I saw a Nazi skinhead, by the way. 0.71

00:11:31.000 What?

00:11:33.000 I was in the motel, and I see a guy.

00:11:35.000 Everyone's very ugly outside of New York.

00:11:37.000 So I'm in this tiny little town, what's it called?

00:11:41.000 Bay or something?

00:11:42.000 In Aberdeen, whatever.

00:11:44.000 Austin baseball field.

00:11:46.000 And I see a guy who's not ugly and somewhat stylish.

00:11:48.000 He's got a neck tattoo of a bird.

00:11:50.000 And I think, oh, that's weird.

00:11:52.000 This guy's not a 650-pound loser.

00:11:55.000 And then as he walks by, I see the circle, it's a circle with a cross through it.

00:12:00.000 That's the white power symbol. 0.92

00:12:02.000 And I go, holy shit.

00:12:03.000 And he's bald.

00:12:04.000 And he's clearly at a wedding or something.

00:12:06.000 I go, I just saw my first skinhead since maybe 1989.

00:12:10.000 We hear about Nazi scum every fucking day.

00:12:14.000 But I finally saw one in real life.

00:12:16.000 Yeah.

00:12:16.000 This thing?

00:12:17.000 He had that on his arm.

00:12:18.000 The Sun Cross?

00:12:20.000 Yeah.

00:12:23.000 I wanted to go, you're the guys we hear about all day.

00:12:23.000 It was so weird, too.

00:12:27.000 I haven't seen one in real life in a quarter of a century.

00:12:30.000 But anyway, I'm driving back and I'm thinking about Drag Queen Story Hour.

00:12:35.000 Pull up that meme I sent you with the kid dancing.

00:12:39.000 It's very recently.

00:12:40.000 Yeah, that one.

00:12:42.000 Like, this is a state we're in, right?

00:12:44.000 Is this about gay awareness?

00:12:48.000 A toddler watching a nine-year-old boy dance for money from adult homosexual men.

00:12:53.000 Is this really about making sure gay kids aren't bullied?

00:12:58.000 Was that kid getting bullied?

00:12:59.000 Now we're giving him money, no, it has nothing to do with homosexuality, folks.

00:13:07.000 Drag Queen Story Hour is about emasculating men. 0.99

00:13:11.000 And I started thinking about it at this baseball tournament where I kept seeing these little kids, these young boys, in pink socks.

00:13:19.000 And with pink, they wear these arm protectors.

00:13:21.000 I don't know.

00:13:22.000 It's supposed to keep your arm warm or something.

00:13:23.000 It doesn't really make sense.

00:13:25.000 But they have these, the pitchers have these arm things and they're fluorescent pink.

00:13:30.000 And I realize this isn't about breast cancer.

00:13:33.000 What the fuck are you doing?

00:13:34.000 All the moms didn't know to get a mammogram until they saw their son wear pink. 0.98

00:13:37.000 And they do this with the MLB.

00:13:39.000 They'll have the catcher with his pink plate, pink everything.

00:13:42.000 Even the little pads that they put under their calves when they're crouching down, the catcher, those are fluorescent pink.

00:13:47.000 Just pinkity, pink, pink, pink, pink, pink. 0.99

00:13:49.000 Why are you doing that?

00:13:51.000 To raise awareness.

00:13:53.000 What?

00:13:53.000 Everyone knows about breast cancer.

00:13:55.000 I think it's the number one killer of women. 1.00

00:13:58.000 Outside of heart attacks.

00:14:00.000 40,000 women a year die from breast cancer.

00:14:03.000 We got it.

00:14:04.000 And it doesn't need your money.

00:14:06.000 You've done little marathons where you raise 10 grand.

00:14:08.000 It's a multi-billion dollar industry.

00:14:10.000 It's cooking.

00:14:10.000 You could argue that prostate cancer needs the money.

00:14:13.000 It doesn't get that kind of attention.

00:14:16.000 So then I realized this fucking, we talked about this last week, right?

00:14:19.000 The pink badges?

00:14:21.000 That's about emasculating cops. 1.00

00:14:23.000 And the pink socks are about emasculating boys.

00:14:26.000 And Drag Queen Story Hour is about emasculating toddlers.

00:14:30.000 No, it's about gay awareness.

00:14:32.000 It's about showing them that gays are cool people.

00:14:34.000 Really?

00:14:35.000 Well, then why don't you just have a normal gay up there with a slight lisp, just going, hey guys, my name is Randy. 0.98

00:14:42.000 This is my husband, Mark.

00:14:43.000 Anyway, we're going to read Storytime.

00:14:45.000 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:14:46.000 See, look at me being a human being.

00:14:46.000 Here's a story.

00:14:47.000 I'm a gay.

00:14:48.000 They never do that.

00:14:50.000 They don't do that because they want young boys to be stripped of their masculinity.

00:14:56.000 Why?

00:14:57.000 Well, the reason why this is happening is because we've given women the reins. 1.00

00:15:02.000 Here, ladies, do what you want. 1.00

00:15:04.000 And women, and we see this in animals too, they just have this natural instinct where they want to fuck you, man. 1.00

00:15:12.000 And the man obviously doesn't hit her, but he says, that's ridiculous.

00:15:15.000 Sit down.

00:15:18.000 We have gotten to a point where women actually go, fuck you, man. 1.00

00:15:21.000 The same way a kid will push the boundaries with a father and say, no, I'm not going to bed.

00:15:26.000 And you have to go, crying out loud, get to bed now.

00:15:30.000 They do that to men. 0.75

00:15:31.000 And we're sitting there going, okay, fine, fuck me.

00:15:34.000 And then they keep going and going, fuck you, fuck you. 0.88

00:15:36.000 And we keep going, yeah, yeah, I suck, I suck.

00:15:38.000 They don't like it.

00:15:39.000 You're supposed to go, no, no, no, enough with that.

00:15:42.000 Watch it.

00:15:43.000 I know this sounds very sexist, but women, females in general, need some sort of authority figure, some sort of patriarchy. 0.96

00:15:52.000 And we see this with turkeys.

00:15:54.000 We see this with cows.

00:15:56.000 We see this with chickens.

00:15:58.000 You need a male in the midst to just create order. 1.00

00:16:01.000 When cows are left without a bull, they start attacking each other.

00:16:04.000 It's chaos.

00:16:05.000 And we all know that the bullies online that are bullying these girls and calling them fatten bitches are women. 1.00

00:16:11.000 Women bully women. 1.00

00:16:13.000 Men don't. 0.98

00:16:14.000 I never knew what a fat girl was until the other girls at my high school said, yeah, she's fat. 1.00

00:16:18.000 It's like, I just thought she had nice big tits. 1.00

00:16:22.000 This is 1984, by the way, back before people were actually gigantic tubs of shit.

00:16:29.000 So anyway, go back to this 2-8.

00:16:36.000 This is what they've done.

00:16:37.000 They've created men that they don't want to fuck. 1.00

00:16:40.000 Now, scroll down.

00:16:43.000 Okay, this is go up a little bit.

00:16:47.000 Wait, that's way too much, dude.

00:16:49.000 Jesus Christ.

00:16:50.000 Go down.

00:16:51.000 Not the rap, not Hollywood Reporter.

00:16:53.000 What's that one, Matt Reeves?

00:16:54.000 No, Marcus Jones.

00:16:55.000 Look at this guy.

00:16:56.000 Marcus Jones.

00:16:57.000 Casting Zoe Kravitz opposite Robert Patterson in The Batman is perfect because although I don't think they've dated, they are definitely each other's type.

00:17:07.000 Chemistry is about to be fire!

00:17:11.000 Can you imagine writing that?

00:17:13.000 Can you imagine thinking of celebrities' chemistry?

00:17:17.000 And I clicked on this guy, and he talks about celebrities' chemistry quite a bit.

00:17:21.000 He's a reporter for Entertainment Weekly and apparently a love chemist.

00:17:27.000 BuzzFeed News, too.

00:17:28.000 Oh, BuzzFeed News.

00:17:30.000 This is who's controlling our media.

00:17:32.000 New York Mag, Vulture.

00:17:33.000 All these stories you hear, all this fake fucking news comes from these not even gay, but emasculated men.

00:17:42.000 Look at the next guy below him.

00:17:44.000 Go back.

00:17:47.000 Yeah, you're in him.

00:17:47.000 Below him.

00:17:48.000 Okay, okay, okay.

00:17:49.000 This guy.

00:17:50.000 Matt McDaniel.

00:17:51.000 I don't think he's gay.

00:17:52.000 Zoe Kravitz was seven months old when the first Tim Burton Batman came out.

00:17:57.000 So?

00:17:59.000 Click on him.

00:18:00.000 What a dork.

00:18:02.000 What a cunt. 1.00

00:18:03.000 What a pussy. 1.00

00:18:04.000 What does it say?

00:18:05.000 I can't read the write-up because the editorial director at Pluto TV.

00:18:09.000 Views and opinions are not shared or requested by anyone.

00:18:11.000 He, him.

00:18:12.000 He, him.

00:18:13.000 1,000 followers.

00:18:14.000 Who him.

00:18:17.000 Check out the new cover of GQ, speaking of the war on men.

00:18:23.000 This is the new masculinity.

00:18:25.000 A sleeping bag gown.

00:18:27.000 Yeah.

00:18:28.000 This is what you should be wearing.

00:18:30.000 And in that article, by the way, GQ, all magazines, LA Mag, the one that did that hit piece on me, all run by homosexuals. 0.97

00:18:37.000 All run by gays. 1.00

00:18:39.000 So of course, they don't see masculinity as a good thing.

00:18:42.000 They're like, wear a sleeping bag gown, girls. 1.00

00:18:45.000 Let's do it.

00:18:47.000 Pharrella's hitting the red carpet tonight with the Coleman double insulated padded knitted sleeping bag. 0.99

00:18:57.000 It's waterproof.

00:18:59.000 Why did you say knitted, double insulated, all that shit?

00:19:02.000 You were writing that joke as it came out your mouth, weren't you?

00:19:05.000 Yeah, you knew the red carpet, and then you thought, I'll just wing it.

00:19:09.000 You're not smart enough to wing it.

00:19:10.000 Don't ever do that to yourself.

00:19:11.000 I don't know much about sweeping bags.

00:19:13.000 Sweeping bags?

00:19:14.000 Yeah.

00:19:18.000 Which brings me to this meme.

00:19:23.000 There's a meme war going on.

00:19:24.000 There's a war against masculinity. 0.71

00:19:25.000 There's also a meme war.

00:19:26.000 Oh, yeah.

00:19:27.000 Look at him cry.

00:19:29.000 That's so weird.

00:19:31.000 God, what a pussy. 1.00

00:19:34.000 I've been around him before.

00:19:36.000 He is a fucking pervert.

00:19:39.000 All he does is hit on every single female there relentlessly.

00:19:44.000 And he's a creep.

00:19:45.000 You know who else is like that?

00:19:46.000 Gene Simmons.

00:19:48.000 Total fucking creep who skeves out every female in the room.

00:19:53.000 In that article, I think he goes off about how he regrets contributing to toxic masculinity via rap.

00:20:01.000 Have you ever heard the song He's a Dirty Dog?

00:20:05.000 Damn it.

00:20:08.000 Farrell's Band, what were they called?

00:20:09.000 The Neptune?

00:20:11.000 Yeah.

00:20:11.000 Pull up that song.

00:20:12.000 It's a great song.

00:20:13.000 This is what he regrets.

00:20:14.000 This is the toxic masculinity he regrets.

00:20:20.000 He's a dirty dog.

00:20:21.000 Oh, lap dance, yeah.

00:20:22.000 Yeah.

00:20:23.000 This is horrible.

00:20:24.000 A guy fornicating with strippers.

00:20:27.000 Meanwhile, Pharrell hasn't stopped fornicating with strippers.

00:20:33.000 Turn it up.

00:20:35.000 This is back when I invented hipsters and things were normal. 0.86

00:20:39.000 Look, you could be horny and have pretty girls in your video. 1.00

00:20:51.000 That's a weird line, eh?

00:20:52.000 I dare a motherfucker to come in my face. 0.84

00:20:55.000 Like, he means get up in my face?

00:20:58.000 But you just said come in my face. 0.88

00:20:59.000 You can say get and that would easily be.

00:21:00.000 Yeah, get up in my face. 1.00

00:21:02.000 Step to me.

00:21:03.000 There's a million different ways to say that.

00:21:06.000 Why'd you choose come in my face?

00:21:08.000 Maybe in an orgy scenario that really has to be said.

00:21:11.000 You think you're tough?

00:21:12.000 Go ahead.

00:21:12.000 Try to come in my face.

00:21:13.000 I'll dodge it.

00:21:14.000 I'll move.

00:21:15.000 Okay, you got a little bit there, but not that much.

00:21:15.000 Like Neo.

00:21:18.000 You were going for here.

00:21:19.000 You got one little strand right there.

00:21:21.000 That was really.

00:21:21.000 Frick and wash this.

00:21:22.000 I don't care, bitch. 1.00

00:21:24.000 I dare you.

00:21:25.000 You can come on my neck all you want.

00:21:27.000 I said my face, though.

00:21:29.000 Motherfuckers think they can step to me, think they can come in my face. 1.00

00:21:32.000 Oh, hell's no.

00:21:33.000 Hell no.

00:21:35.000 You try it, motherfucker.

00:21:37.000 Just try to fuck me. 1.00

00:21:40.000 I would never let you fuck me, bitch. 1.00

00:21:43.000 I will never blow you, you pussy. 1.00

00:21:46.000 That's pretty gangster.

00:21:48.000 Motherfuckers think they can come all over me like I'm that bitch. 1.00

00:21:54.000 Try to spank my ass. 1.00

00:21:55.000 You are drawing the line.

00:21:56.000 Yeah, try to spank me. 1.00

00:21:57.000 You think I'm going to wear lingerie for you, motherfucker?

00:22:00.000 Never.

00:22:01.000 You can't get me hard.

00:22:02.000 I pulled it out the zipper.

00:22:04.000 Let's see what you're doing.

00:22:04.000 Flash it.

00:22:05.000 I'm doing a sexy dance for you, you bitch. 1.00

00:22:08.000 Who you think you is?

00:22:10.000 I ain't sucking your toes. 0.99

00:22:10.000 I'll get close. 0.99

00:22:13.000 I might give you one foot massage, probably do a shitty job. 1.00

00:22:18.000 On purpose.

00:22:19.000 I'll do a half-ass foot massage and then tell you to get the fuck out. 1.00

00:22:22.000 No lotion.

00:22:23.000 Lotion-free, bitch. 1.00

00:22:28.000 So, yeah.

00:22:29.000 You really got to look at this drag queen story hour in a different way.

00:22:37.000 There really is a war on men going on, a war on masculinity, which kind of brings us to this meme war that's going on.

00:22:44.000 So over the weekend, Count Dunk, Carpe Dunctum, sorry.

00:22:48.000 Carpe Dunctum, who was on Sunday's big show.

00:22:51.000 Yes.

00:22:52.000 Carpe dunctum was booted from Twitter, 1.7.

00:22:58.000 Okay.

00:23:00.000 Yeah.

00:23:01.000 Now, if you go to 1.8, his theory is that, so Project Veritas have done this awesome expose on CNN.

00:23:11.000 They've had a mole in CNN.

00:23:13.000 I have a theory about their moles.

00:23:14.000 I don't know who this person is, but I bet it's a hottie. 1.00

00:23:18.000 And these guys, these nerds who work at CNN go, holy shit, a pretty girl's talking to me.

00:23:22.000 And that's when they get cool and they say, our CNN is totally fucking biased.

00:23:25.000 We suck.

00:23:26.000 So Carpe Dunkedum shared some of these exposed CNN videos on his Twitter and was banned right after.

00:23:36.000 So then they thought, wait, we're making it kind of obvious with the fake news.

00:23:41.000 Oh, by the way, before we finish that, fake news this weekend was out of fucking control.

00:23:48.000 Check out this, 3-2.

00:23:51.000 ABC was talking about how terrible Trump is and how he really fucked up by pulling out of Turkey and the Kurds are getting murdered.

00:24:00.000 And the footage they show is, I think if you go down, they have it.

00:24:06.000 It's a shooting range.

00:24:10.000 Turn that up.

00:24:10.000 Trump ordering the withdrawal of all U.S. troops from northern Syria.

00:24:15.000 Just one week after his fateful call with President Erdogan of...

00:24:18.000 ...Curid civilians in a Syrian border town.

00:24:21.000 The Kurds, who fought alongside the U.S. against ISIS.

00:24:24.000 Now, horrific reports of a...

00:24:26.000 Isn't that amazing?

00:24:27.000 Yeah, it's slaughter in Syria.

00:24:30.000 And then what's it from?

00:24:31.000 Oh, a Knob Creek night shoot in 2017.

00:24:36.000 Like, it's so fucking blatant.

00:24:40.000 It's actually kind of frustrating because I know Project Veritas is going to come out with all this salacious gossip and damning evidence that CNN is biased, but they're going to ignore it.

00:24:51.000 This is all about winning now.

00:24:52.000 They know Max and John don't deserve three and a half years.

00:24:55.000 They don't deserve one day.

00:24:56.000 But it's good for Trump to make it look like there's white nationalists everywhere and he sucks.

00:25:01.000 So let's just throw innocent men in jail.

00:25:04.000 And then, Kurt Eichenwald, remember him?

00:25:07.000 He's the guy who was caught.

00:25:12.000 He was caught looking at Tentacle Porn.

00:25:17.000 That was Tentacle Porn was 3-4.

00:25:20.000 He was tweeting out something to prove how anti-Semitic America is.

00:25:26.000 But he accidentally didn't, he forgot to hide his tabs.

00:25:30.000 And one of his tabs was Tentacle Porn, which he later claimed, oh, no, I was just showing my kids that it exists.

00:25:37.000 Oh, okay.

00:25:37.000 Oh, much.

00:25:38.000 No.

00:25:40.000 He also is the one where someone flashed, this is 3.5, someone flashed a strobe at him on Twitter because he said he has epilepsy.

00:25:49.000 And he pretended, I don't believe him, but he said he had a seizure.

00:25:52.000 I don't believe him.

00:25:53.000 And so he charged the guy with giving him a seizure.

00:25:56.000 And it made it all the way to court, but they threw it out.

00:25:59.000 Anyway, this is the cunt, Kurt Eichenwald.

00:26:02.000 He's almost as bad as Brian Stettler, the turgid tattletale.

00:26:06.000 And so just like that Syrian bullshit, he put out a tweet. 1.00

00:26:10.000 This is the New York Times best-selling author, of how horrible it is in Syria right now. 0.98

00:26:14.000 And he used a 1983 image of child earthquake victims to bash Trump.

00:26:21.000 This is just like when they had the kids in cages and it was Obama.

00:26:27.000 All right, so sorry.

00:26:28.000 So that was my little fake news tangent.

00:26:30.000 But to get back to the meme war, there's all this shit about to drop about CNN from Project Veritas.

00:26:34.000 And Carpe Donctum alluded to it, was banned.

00:26:38.000 He's back.

00:26:40.000 And also over the weekend in the meme wars, we had this video going around.

00:26:45.000 This is 1.4.

00:26:47.000 And it's a scene from Kingsman.

00:26:50.000 Is it this one?

00:26:51.000 Yeah.

00:26:53.000 In the movie, these guys are zombies that have lost their minds.

00:26:58.000 And the guy from the Kingsman has to go in and kill them all because they're about to commit mass shootings all over the place.

00:27:03.000 You separate them from their parents.

00:27:06.000 We're going to rip your son from his mother's arms and throw him in a cage full of pedophiles. 1.00

00:27:11.000 And let them have...

00:27:12.000 We're going to end it.

00:27:23.000 I'm going to prove that to you today.

00:27:27.000 Not that we condone shooting people.

00:27:36.000 And by the way, everyone, so everyone's freaking out about this meme saying it's violent.

00:27:40.000 That was a person being killed, yes.

00:27:41.000 But mostly, hey, there's my alma mater up, Vice News.

00:27:44.000 It's entities.

00:27:45.000 It's like the New York Times.

00:27:47.000 Yeah.

00:27:48.000 So it's a symbol.

00:27:54.000 That's pretty good.

00:27:57.000 Rosie O'Donnell.

00:27:58.000 That happened to be Rosie, yeah. 1.00

00:28:01.000 We stabbed her in the head. 0.99

00:28:02.000 That was Maxine Waters. 0.73

00:28:06.000 He punches Maxine Waters in the stomach. 0.99

00:28:08.000 Maxine Waters, who's called for violence all the time.

00:28:11.000 See, they're very sensitive when it comes back their way.

00:28:15.000 Anyway, you get the idea.

00:28:18.000 These were the guys, by the way, in 1-6, who had a play in New York City where they murdered the president in a bloody, horrific way.

00:28:29.000 And Laura Loomer and Pesobic went in and disrupted it. 0.51

00:28:34.000 They were totally fine with that.

00:28:35.000 They love that shit.

00:28:38.000 And they say, no, no, in other plays, we killed other presidents.

00:28:41.000 No, in the other kills, it was just like, poo, ow, ooh.

00:28:45.000 With the Trump one, they stab him and stab him and people are clapping and cheering as the president is filleted.

00:28:52.000 Is it filleted or filleted?

00:28:55.000 Anyway, so they're really mad that this meme was shown at Mar-a-Lago.

00:28:59.000 Andy No, this is 1-4.

00:29:02.000 No, 1-5.

00:29:03.000 Andy No says, points out, yeah, technically it was shown at Mar-a-Lago.

00:29:12.000 It was in a back room in a meme exhibit at the back kitchen, which was entirely empty and had nothing to do with his campaign.

00:29:19.000 They say that it was a Trump pack that did it, and he's advocating for mass violence.

00:29:24.000 No.

00:29:25.000 Some dude did it.

00:29:27.000 But it got me thinking about that movie, Kingsman, and how I've always suspected it was a tip of the hat to Proud Boys.

00:29:39.000 And I want to explain why.

00:29:41.000 Let me change my shirt.

00:29:42.000 It's not fair.

00:29:45.000 Wasted water.

00:29:50.000 Wasted air.

00:29:53.000 Yeah.

00:29:53.000 you Bye.

00:29:55.000 Five reasons why Kingsman is clearly a Proud Boys movie.

00:30:00.000 It's irrefutable.

00:30:01.000 I assume the writer is a fan.

00:30:03.000 The shout-outs are relentless and unavoidable.

00:30:06.000 Let's start with number one, the message.

00:30:09.000 The message of this film is anti-globalist.

00:30:13.000 At the very spoiler alert, at the end of the film, I can't remember if this is one or two, but all these elitists' heads blow up.

00:30:21.000 World leaders die at the end of this film.

00:30:24.000 And these world leaders were conspiring to let the world burn, but they are saved.

00:30:29.000 You know, Lyndon LaRouche, you always talked about the Green New Deal, global warming, as eugenics for dummies.

00:30:35.000 They want to control us.

00:30:36.000 They see themselves as elite, as superior.

00:30:39.000 And us working class people, we're scum.

00:30:41.000 The lowly masses are scum. 1.00

00:30:43.000 This is pure Soros stuff.

00:30:44.000 And we look at, there's even globes in this picture right there as all their heads explode.

00:30:50.000 These are all the world leaders.

00:30:51.000 This is Drain the Swamp.

00:30:53.000 This is MAGA.

00:30:54.000 This is anti-elitist.

00:30:55.000 And you can't be anti-elitist without being pro-working class.

00:30:59.000 And while they allow the world leaders, look at these guys.

00:31:02.000 Look at these politicians blow up.

00:31:04.000 As they blow up, we are big upping the working class and saying, no, you're not going to kill us.

00:31:09.000 You're not going to destroy us.

00:31:10.000 And Eggsy, the main character, is a working class tough kid from the streets who is good enough to become this FBI guy, this Secret Service agent, this MI5 dude.

00:31:22.000 And so they're saying, you can do it too.

00:31:24.000 And that brings me to number two, the Perries.

00:31:28.000 The Fred Perrys.

00:31:29.000 He's wearing the same Fred Perrys that Proud Boys wear.

00:31:33.000 And you'll notice too, by the way, that jacket is Jeremy Scott.

00:31:37.000 Jeremy Scott's very like early aughts.

00:31:39.000 Whoa, what happened to me there?

00:31:40.000 Early oughts.

00:31:41.000 Oh, it's green, so it's not showing up.

00:31:44.000 Vice kind of a thing.

00:31:45.000 But I won't bore you with the Jeremy Scott thing.

00:31:47.000 That was a reference I caught.

00:31:48.000 But yeah, the black and yellow Perry, the black and gold Perry is brutally obvious.

00:31:53.000 There he is, walking in, checking out all the guns.

00:31:56.000 And Fred Perry's, the media loves to make it about Nazi skinheads.

00:32:01.000 Fred Perry's are a mod thing, the mods in the 60s.

00:32:04.000 And the mods were working class, patriotic Brits who loved England and wanted to improve themselves.

00:32:12.000 So though they were poor, they wore these expensive tennis shirts.

00:32:16.000 Fred Perry was a tennis player.

00:32:17.000 And they said, I'm going to look neat and tidy.

00:32:19.000 And I'm going to wear a suit, and I'm going to ride around on my scooter.

00:32:21.000 I'm going to wear a parka because there's so much, you know, it's pre-catalytic converters.

00:32:26.000 So it's dirty riding around on a scooter.

00:32:28.000 And Proud Boys embrace that mentality, blue-collar guys picking themselves up by their bootstraps.

00:32:35.000 And so does Fred Perry.

00:32:36.000 Number three, bourbon.

00:32:40.000 In the film that this is in number two, it takes place in America.

00:32:45.000 And these patriots, these MAGA dudes, are big bourbon drinkers.

00:32:48.000 Proud Boys, of course, are famous for their Maker's Mark and their Budweiser consumption.

00:32:52.000 And in this movie, the way that they find out where the statesmen are, again, another spoiler alert is a Scottish guy drinks a whole bottle of bourbon and gets so drunk that he can see the inside of the bottle.

00:33:07.000 And where it is, yeah, there they are.

00:33:08.000 See?

00:33:08.000 They're in a bourbon factory.

00:33:10.000 That's where the headquarters are.

00:33:12.000 Come on.

00:33:14.000 Number four, obviously the guns.

00:33:17.000 Proud Boys are famous for being big defenders of the Second Amendment, going to rifle ranges on a regular basis.

00:33:25.000 They just love guns.

00:33:26.000 And guns are an integral part of this movie.

00:33:29.000 And cool guns, too.

00:33:30.000 Shotguns, handguns.

00:33:32.000 What is that?

00:33:37.000 Cool.

00:33:38.000 Anyway, is that a handgun shotgun?

00:33:40.000 I don't know.

00:33:41.000 I don't know guns, but guns are all over this movie.

00:33:43.000 Proud Boys are obviously Pro 2A.

00:33:46.000 And then number five, he fucks a princess in the ass. 1.00

00:33:50.000 I think we have the clip from that.

00:33:52.000 I guess I'm also doing a spoiler alert.

00:33:55.000 Sorry, love.

00:33:58.000 If you save the world, we can do it in the asshole.

00:34:02.000 I'll be right back.

00:34:05.000 And spoiler alert, he does save the world and he does fuck her in the ass.

00:34:10.000 He brings some booze to that meeting.

00:34:12.000 I think those are the two glasses he uses to as foreplay.

00:34:18.000 And Proud Boys are known as degenerate drug users who are sexual perverts.

00:34:23.000 So I love that there's all this controversy with Kingsman going on right now because we started it.

00:34:44.000 Yeah, what do you think?

00:34:46.000 Yeah.

00:34:48.000 I've never seen a movie with my kids.

00:34:49.000 You know how I did it?

00:34:51.000 I knew the asshole part and the sex was coming up.

00:34:51.000 How?

00:34:54.000 So I just went, this is fast forward.

00:34:57.000 Yeah, I did that with Animal House.

00:34:59.000 Any dildos, anything.

00:35:01.000 Yeah.

00:35:01.000 When he's with the 13-year-old.

00:35:05.000 My son loved it.

00:35:07.000 The movie, that is.

00:35:09.000 So yeah, we skipped.

00:35:11.000 I wasn't here for Columbus Day.

00:35:13.000 I would have talked about how the West is the best, and I wouldn't have apologized for creating the modern world.

00:35:18.000 Yes, he did some rough stuff back then.

00:35:21.000 It was the 1400s for crying out loud.

00:35:24.000 And yes, he cut off a guy's nose for stealing corn and cut off his ears.

00:35:28.000 That's what the Aboriginals were doing to his people. 1.00

00:35:32.000 Like, there's this notion that we came down there and started attacking all these Indians.

00:35:38.000 They were attacking us.

00:35:40.000 They were ripping out our fingernails, burning us alive, eating our hearts.

00:35:46.000 So it was that kind of horrific violence was the vocabulary of the time.

00:35:52.000 That's how people were punished.

00:35:54.000 He was just really speaking locally.

00:35:57.000 He was acting locally, thinking globally, acting locally.

00:36:02.000 And the Indians were doing this way before we got here. 1.00

00:36:04.000 In the book, The Myth of the Peaceful Savage, which I highly recommend, we hear about mass graves and cadavers that have been discovered with like 50 arrows in them.

00:36:16.000 And they realized that these, what they would do to their enemies is they would keep shooting them with arrows.

00:36:20.000 So in the afterlife, they'd be disfigured and dismembered and poked full of holes.

00:36:27.000 And yeah, that aqueduct picture just pretty much sums it up.

00:36:32.000 This is 312 BC.

00:36:36.000 This aqueduct went into the main city in Rome where it ended with a fountain with perfectly fresh water that you can have.

00:36:43.000 And an aqueduct is, it's when you use gravity, right?

00:36:47.000 To bring water from some beautiful little lake right into your village.

00:36:51.000 312 BC.

00:36:55.000 And then you see these shithole countries where they're carrying water on their head and you think, so I'm not allowed to say the West is the best. 0.60

00:37:01.000 Max and John are getting three and a half years in prison because they think that an aqueduct is superior to carrying water on your head.

00:37:12.000 I think we use an aqueduct system for New York City.

00:37:15.000 It starts up in, I think, fish kills and it uses gravity to bring the champagne of tap water to your home.

00:37:24.000 And before that, of course, New York City, this was the 1800s, I guess, was a fucking shithole because there was horse crap everywhere.

00:37:33.000 So everyone was drenched in disease.

00:37:34.000 It was basically India, although they have human feces. 1.00

00:37:37.000 But the West isn't the best.

00:37:40.000 Human feces all over the road and the champagne and drinking waters, that's the same.

00:37:46.000 Bangladesh is the same as Manhattan. 0.97

00:37:50.000 Do these people even believe this shit?

00:37:54.000 I went there to Freshkills where they have our water supply.

00:37:58.000 Freshkill, yeah.

00:37:59.000 It's not too far from my old stomping grounds up there.

00:38:02.000 Yeah, it's not guarded very well.

00:38:06.000 Like you could just, it's one little fence, and you can just pour in a bunch of LSD.

00:38:10.000 Although I was told, yeah, go try it.

00:38:13.000 Like the second you go near the fence, no way.

00:38:16.000 Oh, wow.

00:38:17.000 A million cops will appear.

00:38:19.000 That's a lot.

00:38:22.000 Okay.

00:38:24.000 So we've covered the meme wars.

00:38:28.000 Oh, here's a story I want to get to.

00:38:32.000 I got to say, you're fucking distracting me today with your relentless stretching.

00:38:37.000 We've been sitting here at the desk for what, an hour?

00:38:41.000 And you're acting like you're 100 years old.

00:38:43.000 Because my neck is always stiff, but it's always stiff.

00:38:48.000 Have you heard anyone under 70 say that?

00:38:51.000 My back's just hurt.

00:38:52.000 Maybe it's this chair, but I think since I live in the room.

00:38:55.000 You have an orthopedic cushion.

00:38:56.000 Yeah, but that doesn't...

00:38:57.000 I mean...

00:39:00.000 I think I have Lyme's disease, legitimately.

00:39:02.000 Lyme's disease.

00:39:03.000 You have more than one Lyme disease.

00:39:05.000 Yeah.

00:39:06.000 You have Lyme's.

00:39:08.000 You do nap constantly.

00:39:10.000 Yeah, I'm sleeping all the time.

00:39:12.000 You better hope you have Lyme.

00:39:13.000 Yeah, Yeah, because you got some splaining to do.

00:39:17.000 You got some spleening to do.

00:39:19.000 You know what?

00:39:19.000 Let's stop the show.

00:39:21.000 Let's stop the show.

00:39:22.000 I'll film it with my phone.

00:39:23.000 We'll go live.

00:39:25.000 And I'll take you to the doctors.

00:39:27.000 I'll pay for it.

00:39:28.000 It's cheaper than providing you with medical care.

00:39:31.000 It's possible to do that at this moment, you think?

00:39:33.000 Yeah.

00:39:34.000 Change your shirt because you fucking reek. 0.99

00:39:37.000 No, I got to change my shirt because just in case.

00:39:41.000 I don't wore a hoodie, but this is a MAGA shirt.

00:39:44.000 Yeah, let's go.

00:39:45.000 Okay.

00:39:46.000 And we'll piece it together.

00:39:47.000 Don't worry, folks.

00:39:47.000 You're not getting any less show.

00:39:48.000 We are going to the doctors right now to see if Ryan has Lyme disease.

00:39:52.000 *Music*

00:40:02.000 Why are you walking like a weird orangutan?

00:40:06.000 Did you know it's orangutan and not orangutan?

00:40:10.000 Yeah.

00:40:10.000 Did you know that when Asian girls do that slide that you just did, it goes because their pussies are sideways.

00:40:17.000 It's racist.

00:40:21.000 Sometimes slideways.

00:40:23.000 Let's make a bet.

00:40:25.000 I bet that you have Lyme disease.

00:40:29.000 Let's make a bet that Asian girl would never slide down. 1.00

00:40:33.000 There's one.

00:40:36.000 Oh, there's a cool skater.

00:40:37.000 Not really hard to find.

00:40:38.000 Skate and destroy, dude.

00:40:42.000 Let's make a bet.

00:40:44.000 I bet you $20 that you have Lyme disease.

00:40:47.000 Okay.

00:40:51.000 If I don't?

00:40:52.000 It's lose-lose for you, because if you don't have Lyme, then that means you're so incompetent that people around you assume you have a disease.

00:41:01.000 I assumed I have a disease, and I think I'm correct. 0.98

00:41:04.000 Really?

00:41:07.000 What?

00:41:08.000 Hi!

00:41:09.000 I didn't know that.

00:41:13.000 It's not a fact.

00:41:16.000 No, that's an Asian's pussy. 1.00

00:41:18.000 Oh, yeah, get it.

00:41:20.000 Alright, let's cross.

00:41:22.000 Okay, so deal.

00:41:23.000 You give me 20 if you don't have lime.

00:41:25.000 I give you 20 if you have lime.

00:41:26.000 And we can just walk right in?

00:41:29.000 Well, yeah, it's a pay-as-you-go clinic.

00:41:31.000 I'm paying...

00:41:36.000 So you pay and I go.

00:41:38.000 Alright, that's good.

00:41:41.000 Why are you here?

00:41:44.000 Because I believe I have Lyme's disease.

00:41:49.000 Lymes?

00:41:50.000 Yeah.

00:41:50.000 Is it Lyme disease?

00:41:52.000 So you believe you have several Lyme diseases?

00:41:55.000 I thought it was Lyme's.

00:41:58.000 Hold on, second. 0.92

00:41:59.000 Let me get my water.

00:42:00.000 Usually I don't wear sweatpants at all about.

00:42:07.000 When you're just walking, you bump the wrong way, the wind blows, and then you get a boner, and then now you're freak with an exposed weekend.

00:42:18.000 So, when I worked at the Renaissance Fair, my grandfather would drive me there, and we would go over this hill that would give me a boner every time.

00:42:25.000 And it was right when we were about to get out, and I had to, like, wear these pirate pants, and they were very flowy.

00:42:31.000 Wait, you went to the Renaissance Fair just as a pirate?

00:42:33.000 I would work there, yeah.

00:42:36.000 It was more like a peasant than a pirate. 0.55

00:42:39.000 But I didn't know the difference at the time.

00:42:40.000 I was very uncultured.

00:42:42.000 But I figured wear the sweatpants here, so that way when they do the hernia test, they can just go right to the pants.

00:42:50.000 Why would they do a hernia test?

00:42:54.000 See if everything's all right down there?

00:42:56.000 Dirt.

00:42:57.000 Lime.

00:42:58.000 And I'll pay for it, and I bet you don't have lime. 1.00

00:43:01.000 Lime.

00:43:02.000 Not lime, lime.

00:43:04.000 Is it lime or lime just in the name?

00:43:05.000 In the coconut.

00:43:08.000 But for me, it's a little bit of a drink.

00:43:12.000 Normally it's good.

00:43:13.000 How much do you wear?

00:43:15.000 One sticky, I think.

00:43:16.000 In your head?

00:43:18.000 Five, six, six.

00:43:20.000 Five, five.

00:43:21.000 Is it like five five?

00:43:22.000 Can you feel like the print cream?

00:43:24.000 Because I feel like taller than that.

00:43:25.000 No, she's not going to get out a meter stick and measure you, dude. 1.00

00:43:33.000 Not what your e-Harmony profile says.

00:43:35.000 What you eat Harmony.

00:43:37.000 I have no idea about that things.

00:43:39.000 But yeah, this is in the room.

00:43:41.000 This exact same.

00:43:42.000 It's like a different cut of it.

00:43:44.000 Yeah, it's from IKEA.

00:43:46.000 I think that they research really well.

00:43:49.000 They want to make you feel at home, so they put a little thing up.

00:43:52.000 They'll change the room.

00:43:53.000 They bought that because they figured it's at your house.

00:43:55.000 I see.

00:43:56.000 Are you concerned that on the woman's monitor, I could see from here that the word AIDS was flashing?

00:44:03.000 So you were saying that you don't like needles?

00:44:07.000 How did you think we were going to test for Lyme disease?

00:44:11.000 That maybe if I scrape my knee or something outside, they'll be able to just take it.

00:44:16.000 Well, what did you think?

00:44:17.000 He was just going to touch your hip and go, you have Lyme.

00:44:21.000 Are you thinking of a Juju man, maybe voodoo? 1.00

00:44:25.000 Imagine this sterile environment and then a guy with like a headdress and like punched over with.

00:44:29.000 The second we left the office, you must have known that you're getting a blood taking.

00:44:35.000 I thought maybe a hair sample got playing.

00:44:37.000 Has that ever happened?

00:44:38.000 What a hair sample?

00:44:40.000 Yeah.

00:44:40.000 To determine disease.

00:44:41.000 Probably that.

00:44:42.000 But for drug tests and stuff like that, like a fun certain thing.

00:44:46.000 Yeah, it looks really cool.

00:44:48.000 Dash, what's up?

00:44:50.000 Look at this.

00:44:52.000 Mm-hmm.

00:44:54.000 A treasury bummer.

00:45:00.000 She's sucking blood out of your body that you need to relax.

00:45:05.000 Going inside of your vein.

00:45:11.000 There's a steel hole going into your vein right now that's sucking out your blood that you need to live.

00:45:19.000 She's probably a Jim Morrison song right now. 0.88

00:45:28.000 Who closes the doors Jim Morrison?

00:45:31.000 A Jim Morrison song.

00:45:32.000 Is Molly Crow a Vince Neal song.

00:45:35.000 I mean, you've seen the newer performances, I'd say so.

00:45:38.000 I'm going to put the band on my head.

00:45:41.000 Co-pressure.

00:45:59.000 Field trip.

00:45:59.000 So we'll know tomorrow.

00:46:01.000 Hell yeah.

00:46:02.000 If you have an excuse for all your napping and stretching.

00:46:05.000 But you are from upstate New York.

00:46:07.000 That's right.

00:46:08.000 Well, yeah.

00:46:09.000 And you did have a ring from a tick bite.

00:46:13.000 I don't know if it was a tick bite.

00:46:15.000 I went to the hospital for it, and that was inconclusive, but that was like 10 years ago.

00:46:21.000 So this could have happened two years ago, three years ago, five years ago, six years ago, a month ago.

00:46:26.000 But I thought with Lyme, when you've had it for too long, like Kathleen Hanna of Bikini Kill, there's a whole documentary about her, and she basically has MS. Her Lyme is so bad, and it's because she didn't nip it in the butt. 0.91

00:46:40.000 I've had Lyme.

00:46:40.000 Anyone who spends time upstate gets Lyme disease.

00:46:45.000 In fact, everyone I know upstate, they just go and they get checked for it every year.

00:46:50.000 It put Avril Levine out for a while.

00:46:52.000 She's like, I couldn't get up for like four weeks.

00:46:55.000 I've been just.

00:46:56.000 Are you going to become smarter if you have it and you get cured?

00:46:59.000 Because that would really help me out.

00:47:01.000 There's cognitive effects, skin effects, nervous system.

00:47:05.000 Why don't you find the trailer for the Kathleen Hanna movie?

00:47:08.000 This is an article that she wrote, but yeah, let me find that trailer.

00:47:11.000 Why would you pull up an article that she wrote?

00:47:12.000 I also have heard rumors a biochemical weapon that was created by the government.

00:47:19.000 I've heard that too.

00:47:20.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:47:22.000 What is taking you so long, Lime Man?

00:47:25.000 You don't have lime.

00:47:27.000 I'm feeling limey.

00:47:28.000 Touched by Lime when Punk Rock Collides.

00:47:31.000 There's a lot of videos on her.

00:47:33.000 It's one particular movie.

00:47:35.000 What are you doing?

00:47:36.000 I'm going to fucking stab you.

00:47:38.000 Okay, I'll show you what I'm looking at here.

00:47:39.000 Touched by Lime.

00:47:40.000 That looks like it's like this.

00:47:42.000 And then.

00:47:43.000 Wait, but it's...

00:47:47.000 Struggled with Lyme disease.

00:47:48.000 Now, this looks like a piece on it.

00:47:50.000 Yeah.

00:47:50.000 There's so much press.

00:47:51.000 Oh, I was on this guy's show once.

00:47:52.000 I called it my other co-guest a lying bitch, and they cut me off. 1.00

00:47:59.000 And then they said, sorry, we just can't have that kind of behavior.

00:48:03.000 Let's hear what she says.

00:48:04.000 Yeah, it sucks.

00:48:05.000 I'm actually in treatment right this very second.

00:48:08.000 I have a couple more difficult treatments to do.

00:48:13.000 But now the treatments just make me feel kind of like a hair.

00:48:15.000 She's with her hair and nauseous, and I'm just about at the end where I can just kind of maintain and I can do a lot more touring.

00:48:23.000 And I've played shows, I've done all this stuff.

00:48:25.000 And, you know, two years ago, I thought I was dying.

00:48:29.000 And I was having seizures like every day.

00:48:32.000 And I found an amazing doctor through that movie, Under Our Skin or Under My Skin, about Lyme disease, which I really recommend to anybody who's wondering about it or has a family member or friend or has it themselves because it helped me find the right person to treat me.

00:48:47.000 And I'm really fortunate because it's a challenge.

00:48:52.000 I really have been given a second chance.

00:48:54.000 All right, that's nice.

00:48:55.000 That's good.

00:48:55.000 So she's getting cured.

00:48:57.000 By the way, ladies, balding is the biggest deal breaker we have.

00:49:02.000 Gigantic fat pigs have dates.

00:49:04.000 Balding women do not. 1.00

00:49:06.000 If you were balding, go to Singapore and get the plugs.

00:49:08.000 Whatever you have to do, fix it.

00:49:10.000 We cannot deal with balding chicks. 1.00

00:49:13.000 And even when we're not trying to fuck you, just seeing you on the street makes us go, which isn't nice. 0.86

00:49:22.000 I went to see the movie Sin City.

00:49:24.000 Remember that kind of comic booky movie?

00:49:26.000 Oh, yeah, Frank Miller.

00:49:27.000 Frank Miller.

00:49:27.000 And the rows were very stacked.

00:49:31.000 It was very tall.

00:49:32.000 It was almost like a baseball stadium.

00:49:34.000 You know, in New York, you have to make use of your space.

00:49:37.000 And the woman in front of me was almost between my knees. 1.00

00:49:40.000 She was so below.

00:49:42.000 And I could see the top of her head perfectly.

00:49:44.000 It's basically my dad's head.

00:49:46.000 I could count her hairs.

00:49:47.000 She had 1,000 hairs, which isn't a lot.

00:49:51.000 That's sad.

00:49:52.000 And I just, I was like this the whole movie, just staring.

00:49:57.000 stare away from stuff like that if i see some kind of weird stare Yeah.

00:50:01.000 Is that lime too?

00:50:03.000 Yes.

00:50:04.000 You mean look away?

00:50:05.000 I look away.

00:50:06.000 You stare away?

00:50:07.000 Stare away.

00:50:08.000 I'm nude.

00:50:09.000 What are you doing?

00:50:09.000 Oh, no, wait.

00:50:10.000 Stare away.

00:50:11.000 I don't have a shirt on.

00:50:12.000 I think stare away actually means to stare over.

00:50:15.000 Stare away.

00:50:17.000 I'm staring.

00:50:18.000 Stare away.

00:50:20.000 I'm hideous.

00:50:20.000 Don't look at me.

00:50:22.000 Stare over there.

00:50:24.000 Making retardation. 1.00

00:50:26.000 Yeah.

00:50:26.000 Retardation.

00:50:27.000 Very difficult retardation. 1.00

00:50:29.000 All right.

00:50:31.000 Oh, we've got so much more to talk about before we get to the mailbag.

00:50:37.000 Here's a little fun piece.

00:50:39.000 Remember a long time ago, this is a 1-2.

00:50:42.000 Remember a long time ago, maybe two weeks ago, I was all pissed because they were talking about pulling statues from Central Park.

00:50:50.000 And this cunt, Hank Willis Thomas, was poo-pooing two statues. 0.99

00:50:57.000 Christopher Columbus, the man who discovered the Western world.

00:51:02.000 And by the way, can we just make something clear?

00:51:04.000 He sailed to the Americas.

00:51:06.000 They mean the Caribbean.

00:51:08.000 He landed in like Diar and Haiti and stuff.

00:51:10.000 He never went to America.

00:51:13.000 He didn't kill the American Indian.

00:51:16.000 Now, a lot of Indians died.

00:51:18.000 Something like, some say 95% of the Indian population was killed around, soon after Columbus arrived.

00:51:24.000 You know why?

00:51:25.000 Because they got a disease.

00:51:27.000 We had the bubonic plague.

00:51:28.000 They had their own plague.

00:51:30.000 And yes, maybe it came from the Spaniards infecting the Taino or whatever they're called all along the Caribbean. 0.96

00:51:35.000 Then this virus, this epidemic, crawled up Central America, up the west coast, and went east, devastating populations because they didn't have an immunity to this weird European disease.

00:51:47.000 Holy fuck.

00:51:49.000 What if it was the plague?

00:51:52.000 What if Columbus brought the plague?

00:51:54.000 Well, then he's fucked up.

00:51:55.000 Don't you hate him?

00:51:56.000 No, that's inevitable.

00:51:58.000 What was going to happen?

00:51:58.000 Sorry.

00:52:00.000 No Europeans would ever come to North America. 0.99

00:52:03.000 He was just the first.

00:52:04.000 It was going to happen.

00:52:05.000 Well, no, he's a genocidal evil.

00:52:10.000 Anyway, so to get back to that story.

00:52:14.000 Oh, yeah, one other thing.

00:52:15.000 I remember hearing about the pioneers coming, and when the first pilgrims were coming to North America, when they were miles away, they saw all of these fires along the coast.

00:52:25.000 Not bad fires, like bonfires, like people hanging out.

00:52:29.000 For miles and miles and miles.

00:52:31.000 And then soon after, all those people were gone.

00:52:33.000 So I think Indians were already dying of this bubonic plague, whatever, let's call it the white plague.

00:52:39.000 They were dying of that as the settlers arrived.

00:52:41.000 So historically, yes, it looks like they slaughtered millions of Indians.

00:52:44.000 They didn't.

00:52:46.000 They slaughtered a bunch, and a bunch slaughtered us for 400 fucking years. 0.53

00:52:50.000 Anyway, so this guy, Hank Willis Thomas, his examples of what statues should go are Christopher Columbus, the greatest explorer of all time, a guy we're still talking about hundreds of years later, and Robbie Burns.

00:53:06.000 And he calls him, what does he call him in this?

00:53:08.000 Some Scottish poet?

00:53:09.000 Some random Scottish poet.

00:53:11.000 Dude, he is the pinnacle of Scottish culture, which defines Western culture, by the way.

00:53:17.000 I say, I'm a proud Western chauvinist who refuses to apologize for creating the modern world.

00:53:21.000 There's a great book by Arthur Herman called How the Scots Invented the Modern World.

00:53:25.000 We were the Industrial Revolution.

00:53:27.000 We put the steam engine on its side.

00:53:29.000 We invented the concept of factories.

00:53:31.000 Back in the Industrial Revolution, the 1800s, Glasgow was Taiwan. 0.97

00:53:37.000 It said made in Taiwan.

00:53:38.000 It would be made in Glasgow.

00:53:39.000 Everything you were wearing, all your tobacco, every product you were smoking or wearing or doing or driving was made in Scotland. 0.57

00:53:47.000 So Robbie Burns is a relevant global figure, as is Christopher Columbus.

00:53:52.000 And to this day, all over New York, they have Robbie Burns Night.

00:53:55.000 They have the Burns Supper.

00:53:57.000 All the Scottish pubs in New York have it.

00:53:59.000 It's a big deal.

00:54:00.000 Everyone wears kilts.

00:54:02.000 And it's a testament, too, to Robbie Burns was the first sort of non-snobby public figure who wrote about the working man.

00:54:09.000 In fact, one of his most famous poems is A Man is a Man and All That.

00:54:15.000 He sort of invented the concept of glorifying the working class.

00:54:21.000 And a man is a man and all that, and all that, and all that.

00:54:28.000 Anyway, obviously Christopher Columbus is a much bigger figure, but Robbie Burns is an integral figure.

00:54:34.000 And the Scotch history of New York is rich, especially when you call it Scotch-Irish, Scots-Irish.

00:54:41.000 And that pissed me off.

00:54:43.000 And I looked up Hank Willis Thomas, and I thought, you've never heard of Robbie Burns.

00:54:48.000 You love to talk about multiculturalism, but you don't mean anything remotely white.

00:54:51.000 You've never heard of Robert Burns because you're uneducated and you have a myopic view of the world.

00:54:57.000 And your myopic view is everyone's racist.

00:54:59.000 I'm a victim.

00:55:01.000 Jim Crow, slavery, blah, blah, blah.

00:55:03.000 And all his art looks like that.

00:55:05.000 So when I saw this guy in the news the other day, this is 1-1 I'm at now, I thought, Hank Willis Thomas, Hank's Willis, and I realized it's the same guy.

00:55:15.000 So he's in the news now because he stole a picture.

00:55:21.000 U.S. artists accused of stealing iconic images from South African photographers.

00:55:24.000 So this guy, this plagiarist decides what statues we get in New York and how if he thinks Robbie Burns is trivial, then that statue is removed.

00:55:35.000 Now look how shitty of an artist he is.

00:55:36.000 Scroll down.

00:55:39.000 Now the picture on the right is what this black photographer took who's been documenting apartheid and life in South Africa for decades.

00:55:48.000 Hank Willis Thomas comes along.

00:55:50.000 What does he do?

00:55:51.000 He goes into Photoshop, clicks around this chick, and then pulls down the contrast on everything that's not her.

00:55:59.000 And there's his photograph.

00:56:01.000 He's a genius.

00:56:01.000 And you know how much he sold that for?

00:56:03.000 $36,000.

00:56:05.000 You know how much the South African guys sold anything for? 0.99

00:56:09.000 $1,000.

00:56:12.000 Look at this.

00:56:13.000 Look at that other picture.

00:56:14.000 Wait, is this the same guy?

00:56:16.000 Yeah.

00:56:17.000 Oh, he's done this before?

00:56:18.000 Oh, no, that's a different guy, Graham Williams.

00:56:21.000 So he just takes pictures and then he cuts around them and dulls the contrast.

00:56:26.000 I mean, there's already precedents and laws set for this.

00:56:28.000 Collage is fine.

00:56:30.000 You can cut up a bunch of pictures and put them together and make a new picture.

00:56:32.000 You can't just adjust the contrast on one part of it and call it yours and sell it for tens of thousands of dollars, you cunt. 0.90

00:56:39.000 What a shitty human being, huh?

00:56:41.000 Well, he did make it black and white, too.

00:56:44.000 Touche.

00:56:45.000 Touche.

00:56:46.000 These are who we're giving the keys to the city to.

00:56:48.000 Hey, lazy plagiarist who won't shut up about racism that's 100 years old.

00:56:52.000 Here, you decide what statues.

00:56:54.000 You decide if Christopher Columbus and Robbie Burns are relevant.

00:56:59.000 I remember I think it was Bill O'Reilly who said, I wouldn't mind paying so much tax if I knew it was going to something good that was working.

00:57:06.000 But it's that you slam us with your tax and then you just blow it on bullshit that pisses us off.

00:57:11.000 Like Charlene McRae's $1 billion Thrive program, where the plan seems to be get so many homeless people to cause so much distress and ruin a city so much that we start talking about mental health.

00:57:26.000 And I feel the same way about this.

00:57:27.000 Like maybe if someone was talking about what statues to add and subtract and they had, you know, a history degree, I'd go, okay, I guess you know what you're doing.

00:57:36.000 Doesn't seem right to erase history, but what's your plan?

00:57:39.000 No, it's just some lazy plagiarist who whines about racism constantly.

00:57:48.000 We got the fake news.

00:57:49.000 That's good.

00:57:50.000 All right, so the last story I want to get in before we hit the mailbag is this Antifa guy was killed outside a place called Cider Riot.

00:57:58.000 That's in Portland.

00:57:58.000 It's where all the Antifa hang out.

00:58:00.000 He's hit by a hit and run.

00:58:02.000 I suspect it was some thug, some stupid teen, stole a car and hit a guy as one does.

00:58:09.000 And I suspect that this guy was drunk.

00:58:11.000 This Antifa kid was drunk and in the road and he got rammed into.

00:58:16.000 Now, the car crashed soon after that and the guys took off.

00:58:20.000 That's what car thieves do. 0.98

00:58:21.000 You're not going to steal a car and drive the speed limit.

00:58:23.000 You steal a car, you go nuts, and then you crash.

00:58:25.000 The story in the news became...

00:58:35.000 No, it didn't.

00:58:36.000 It hit a tree near the DNC building, and the DNC building is right next to Cider Riot, the Antifa Bar.

00:58:42.000 And even Sargon of Akkad and the notoriously bald Tim Poole both went, This looks like Proud Boys and Patriot Prayer.

00:58:52.000 Tim Poole says, you know, Antifa violence is silly and it's frivolous, but it's not deadly.

00:58:59.000 Right-wing violence is deadly and gets people killed.

00:59:02.000 What?

00:59:03.000 Right-wing violence?

00:59:04.000 Is he talking about like that bull-haired guy?

00:59:08.000 If you want to get into mass shooters, we've got the Dayton, Ohio shooter who was Antifa, who murdered nine people and himself.

00:59:15.000 I also have about three suicides.

00:59:17.000 I got a bunch of death by cops, all Antifa.

00:59:22.000 I'm going to make a video about this, but my death toll for Antifa, including suicides, is 15.

00:59:27.000 15 people either driven to suicide or murdered.

00:59:31.000 Or somewhere in between, like William Van Spronsen, whatever his name was, that's kind of suicide.

00:59:37.000 He must have known the cops are going to shoot him when he went to do a mass killing.

00:59:41.000 And that would have been even more deaths.

00:59:43.000 So I don't know what the fuck Tim Poole is talking about.

00:59:46.000 And of course, it turns out, like, see, Antifa is even saying, yeah, this doesn't seem to be fascist violence.

00:59:55.000 Like, these guys want to get their stories out so fast and be the first to talk about it that they just, it's all conjecture.

01:00:00.000 But Antifa, always anti-fascist, say, our sources indicate that this was not related to fascist activity.

01:00:07.000 So it was either thugs stealing a car or Antifa on Antifa violence.

01:00:12.000 Because none of them are talking.

01:00:14.000 But go to Andy No's Twitter.

01:00:15.000 If you ever want to know what's going on with Antifa, just check out Andy No's Twitter.

01:00:20.000 Because he's got videos of this guy.

01:00:23.000 Here, scroll down.

01:00:25.000 That's a different thing.

01:00:28.000 There he is.

01:00:29.000 So that go up?

01:00:31.000 That's the guy.

01:00:32.000 Is he wearing a dress there or an undershirt?

01:00:36.000 Portland NF are telling public not to help police investigate the death of one of their comrades.

01:00:40.000 Witness say his friends dragged his body away, leaving a trail of blood.

01:00:45.000 That's brand new.

01:00:46.000 Sheesh.

01:00:47.000 That's juicy.

01:00:48.000 Keep going down.

01:00:50.000 Minneapolis police chief has confirmed in a statement that protesters last week's anti-Trump demonstration threw human waste.

01:00:55.000 No, no, that's another story.

01:00:56.000 Keep going down.

01:00:57.000 Let's keep going down.

01:00:59.000 Yeah, so they go to the DNC building and vandalize it.

01:01:03.000 Because I guess the DNC's, it's their fault that the building.

01:01:08.000 Do they think the building killed the guy in the car?

01:01:10.000 Or what?

01:01:11.000 What are you doing?

01:01:14.000 I don't think they understand them.

01:01:16.000 You know, here's a deep state conspiracy.

01:01:18.000 They put a hit on him because he wasn't following the DNC orders.

01:01:23.000 And Antifa knows this.

01:01:25.000 So they went there and they're like, what the F?

01:01:28.000 Nice work, Detective Shitty.

01:01:29.000 That's why I call Ryan Detective Shitty.

01:01:31.000 All his theories are the worst.

01:01:32.000 In fact, they're usually just the opposite.

01:01:35.000 So you just do whatever Ryan says to do in reverse, like George Costanza, and you'll have a great life.

01:01:39.000 But keep going down because they have footage.

01:01:42.000 Oh, that's kind of a separate thing.

01:01:45.000 No, no, but I want to see it go up.

01:01:47.000 Yeah.

01:01:48.000 Look at how we're treated.

01:01:50.000 So they talk about right-wing violence, and no one talks about the constant violence that Trump supporters have to endure.

01:01:56.000 They threw something at this chick that missed. 1.00

01:01:59.000 Then they grab her hat.

01:02:00.000 She's trying to get it back.

01:02:02.000 I mean, she's not safe.

01:02:04.000 By the way, ladies, it's a free country and everything, but to be anywhere near Antifa and wearing a MAGA hat, I mean, you're picking a fight.

01:02:15.000 We had Cornell West and Candace Owens on free speech this weekend.

01:02:19.000 That'll be up shortly.

01:02:20.000 And I was talking to Cornell West, and he says, brother, Antifa, they saved our lives at Charlottesville.

01:02:27.000 You know, they beat them back.

01:02:29.000 And I don't think I said this, but I was thinking, why did Heather Heyer go to what she thought, assumed was a Nazi riot in just like flip-flops and leggings?

01:02:38.000 And I mean, I would never say that Heather Heyer deserved to die, but these women go to these brawls thinking they're going to be okay. 1.00

01:02:46.000 Remember that Goldilocks?

01:02:48.000 What's her name?

01:02:48.000 Moldilocks.

01:02:50.000 She tweeted out, going to get some scalps. 0.94

01:02:52.000 And she went to also to Charlottesville, actually.

01:02:55.000 Was it Charlottesville?

01:02:57.000 I can't remember.

01:02:58.000 I think that was in L.A. No.

01:03:01.000 I don't think so.

01:03:02.000 And she got punched by that Nathan Domingo guy, knocked out.

01:03:06.000 And her and her boyfriend were bloodied, bloodied but unbowed.

01:03:10.000 That was the Battle of Berkeley.

01:03:11.000 Battle of Berkeley.

01:03:12.000 After the fourth Battle of Berkeley.

01:03:14.000 Like, ladies, do you hate MS-13?

01:03:18.000 Me too.

01:03:18.000 Don't go fucking with them.

01:03:21.000 If these Nazis are as prevalent and as violent and as dangerous as you think they are, then why are you picking a fight?

01:03:28.000 Look at her.

01:03:28.000 Did she think she was going to win that fight?

01:03:32.000 My daughter's not going to any of this shit. 0.99

01:03:36.000 Oh, wait, interesting.

01:03:37.000 Let me zoom down here.

01:03:39.000 Zoom out.

01:03:41.000 What's going on?

01:03:43.000 I don't know.

01:03:43.000 It looks to be some sort of...

01:03:47.000 That's some weird claw tool.

01:03:51.000 It says, is this what Moldilocks was going to scalp dudes with?

01:03:57.000 So they're very violent.

01:03:59.000 But here's a story I didn't cover last week, or I can't remember if I covered it last week, but I was reminded of...

01:04:15.000 Those people are screaming Nazi scum off our streets.

01:04:18.000 And if you go up to 2-2, we see this happened last week, right?

01:04:22.000 This Canadian Antifa chick.

01:04:23.000 She's yelling at an old lady.

01:04:26.000 Remember this?

01:04:28.000 Yeah.

01:04:30.000 I'm so fucking mad at what's going on with these fake news these days.

01:04:34.000 Just stop, stop, stop.

01:04:36.000 This, a couple days ago, a cop was shot in Maryland, right outside of Baltimore.

01:04:42.000 Zero mentioned it on the news.

01:04:44.000 This is, sorry.

01:04:44.000 2-7.

01:04:45.000 Yep.

01:04:46.000 Good boy.

01:04:47.000 Damn.

01:04:50.000 Yeah.

01:04:51.000 Killed.

01:04:51.000 What they did is they called the cops, and then the cop came and they shot him dead.

01:04:55.000 They don't know who it is.

01:04:56.000 The whole place is shut down.

01:04:57.000 But Baltimore is so full of criminals.

01:05:00.000 You're never going to catch this guy.

01:05:01.000 No mention of this.

01:05:02.000 This did not make it to Twitter Moments.

01:05:05.000 This died on the vine.

01:05:06.000 What made it to Twitter Moments was 2.7, where this cop shot a woman on a wellness check.

01:05:15.000 They saw that all her lights were off and her front door was open, but she was home.

01:05:19.000 And he went over there and he told her, I think she had a gun.

01:05:24.000 We don't know.

01:05:25.000 Turn it up.

01:05:25.000 Responded to a call from a worried neighbor about a door ajar.

01:05:28.000 The officer then firing through a window of the house.

01:05:31.000 The officer resigning today, the family accusing him of murder, and ABC's Marcus Moore talked with the family.

01:05:37.000 Tonight, authorities say the officer at the center of this fatal weekend encounter where an innocent woman was killed inside her own home...

01:05:45.000 Trains up.

01:05:46.000 Show me in.

01:05:47.000 Is not cooperating with their investigation.

01:05:50.000 The Fort Worth police chief saying after reviewing the video, he would have fired Officer Aaron Dean, but he quit first.

01:05:57.000 Had the officer not resigned, I would have fired him for violations of several policies and by the way, fuck the police's boss.

01:06:05.000 He did the right thing quitting because they would have thrown him under the bus so fast and used him as an example, used him as a scapegoat, sorry.

01:06:16.000 And said, no, no, no, we have nothing to do with him.

01:06:18.000 And he'd be in prison.

01:06:19.000 So he quit the first day, got a lawyer right away, shut his mouth.

01:06:23.000 He's going to say that she had a gun.

01:06:26.000 And maybe she did.

01:06:27.000 I mean, she's in this black room.

01:06:30.000 He's slowly walking.

01:06:32.000 Like, the way the news does that, they just jump to him shooting her.

01:06:34.000 So now, if you were to watch that with an uncritical eye, you'd think the cops are just like, oh, look, look here.

01:06:41.000 Got a Negro. 1.00

01:06:42.000 I hate them.

01:06:42.000 Fucking pfft.

01:06:44.000 It looks like a break.

01:06:45.000 And look at all the mess in there. 0.82

01:06:47.000 Yeah, so he doesn't know.

01:06:49.000 Yeah, the good point.

01:06:50.000 I never thought of that.

01:06:50.000 He doesn't know what's going on.

01:06:52.000 It's very unusual for people to be in the dark with the door open ajar.

01:06:57.000 It looks like a robbery.

01:06:58.000 He goes in there.

01:06:59.000 He says, show me your hands.

01:07:00.000 Show me your hands.

01:07:00.000 She won't show her hands.

01:07:01.000 And he goes, Now, you probably should have called for backup.

01:07:04.000 I'm not saying the cop did his job perfectly, but we don't know the whole story.

01:07:11.000 And the media is already run with the story.

01:07:13.000 And they also lie by omission.

01:07:15.000 So they don't mention this cop getting shot in near Baltimore, but they focus on this story.

01:07:20.000 So maybe cops are getting shot because of bullshit fake news like this.

01:07:26.000 Because if I was black and I heard this story and I was incurious, I'd go, cops are just going up to like women's homes and just shooting them in their homes. 1.00

01:07:34.000 I'm going to fucking call one and shoot him.

01:07:37.000 And then this guy gets shot.

01:07:39.000 So your clickbait, your lies are getting people killed.

01:07:41.000 And Sargon and Tim Poole, I thought we were bros, but your bullshit about right-wing violence and Proud Boys probably killed this Antifa.

01:07:49.000 That is why John and Max are getting three and a half years minimum.

01:07:52.000 Maybe 15.

01:07:54.000 We don't know.

01:07:55.000 We're at a point now where five would be good.

01:07:58.000 John Kinsman with four black children going away for five years will be good. 1.00

01:08:04.000 I might start crying about it if I talk too much, but like his oldest boy, I think, is about six.

01:08:10.000 Six, a six-year-old and 11-year-old are totally different people.

01:08:14.000 They talk different.

01:08:23.000 He would recreate movie trailers.

01:08:25.000 He would make web slingers and stuff.

01:08:27.000 He was really a tinkery kind of a guy.

01:08:29.000 Now, 100% baseball, just does baseball stats, watches baseball, hasn't made anything creative in years.

01:08:35.000 I love both of those versions of him, by the way.

01:08:38.000 But the fact that you're going to miss out on a whole version of your son for bullshit?

01:08:44.000 For being in a hate group, you punish four black kids because of your bullshit lies about Nazis.

01:08:56.000 I'm glad we got that.

01:08:57.000 So anyway, to get back to the Sufi restaurant.

01:09:00.000 So they're screaming Nazi scum off our streets.

01:09:01.000 And then go back to the New York Post.

01:09:02.000 This is 2-2.

01:09:05.000 Where she's screaming at that old lady. 0.98

01:09:09.000 I think she's saying Nazi scum off our streets.

01:09:11.000 Again, with the Nazi scum, there sure are a lot of Nazis. 0.86

01:09:11.000 Yeah. 0.86

01:09:15.000 I've seen one in 25 years, but you see them everywhere with your Nazi glasses. 0.93

01:09:22.000 Okay.

01:09:23.000 So the girl's screaming and the other guy in the orange shirt, they are refugees. 1.00

01:09:30.000 They are immigrants to this country. 0.84

01:09:32.000 I think they're Syrian.

01:09:34.000 And you see the guy in the orange shirt in the previous video?

01:09:39.000 Same tattoos, same shirt.

01:09:41.000 And we go up.

01:09:44.000 I hate when you zoom in.

01:09:45.000 Sorry.

01:09:48.000 Allah Sufi Daloa.

01:09:51.000 Dalua.

01:09:53.000 His parents own the Sufi restaurant.

01:09:56.000 So when this gets uncovered, people go, fuck that restaurant.

01:10:01.000 We open our arms to you.

01:10:02.000 You come in here and your kids become Antifa.

01:10:05.000 By the way, a little side note.

01:10:06.000 It's possible that these refugees are assimilating into our culture.

01:10:10.000 Toronto, Canada, and East New York, you know, East Coast, West Coast, the coastal cities are so anti-West that it's possible that immigrants come down here and go, okay, what should I do?

01:10:22.000 Oh, hate the shit out of my new country.

01:10:25.000 Okay, yeah, I'll do it.

01:10:26.000 I want to blend in with the locals.

01:10:28.000 Like when the Halifax 5 were on Canada Day, the guy telling them they couldn't fly the Canadian flag, the Dominion flag, it's a flag of genocide.

01:10:38.000 He was an African immigrant.

01:10:39.000 You cannot fly that flag.

01:10:41.000 That flag is a symbol of genocide.

01:10:44.000 Judging by your accent, you just fucking got here. 1.00

01:10:47.000 And the first thing you do is tell us that we can't fly the flag?

01:10:53.000 So what happened was the restaurant obviously got backlash.

01:10:56.000 Hey, your immigrant children were screaming at an old lady calling her Nazi scum. 0.63

01:11:01.000 I don't want to come here anymore.

01:11:02.000 Being the tenacious refugees they are, they twist that and say, we are just lowly immigrants trying to make a living.

01:11:11.000 And the racists, they threaten us.

01:11:14.000 They give us death threats.

01:11:15.000 So we are closing down.

01:11:17.000 They don't mention Antifa.

01:11:17.000 We're closing.

01:11:19.000 And the press, the fake news, gobbles it up.

01:11:22.000 This is a real fake news episode.

01:11:25.000 The fake news gobbles it up and goes, these poor immigrants are just trying to sell some pita bread, some falafels, and you keep shutting them down.

01:11:34.000 So they announced that they're closing due to death threats.

01:11:37.000 No mention of Antifa.

01:11:38.000 And their children were domestic terrorists who were terrorizing old ladies in town.

01:11:43.000 This is in Hamilton, Ontario, which is a little college town outside of Toronto.

01:11:48.000 There we go.

01:11:48.000 Toronto Syrian says restaurant was forced to close after receiving death threats.

01:11:54.000 Do a Command F and see if Antifa is mentioned in that article anywhere.

01:12:00.000 Oh, good.

01:12:01.000 Well, isn't that a minor detail?

01:12:04.000 There's sons involved.

01:12:05.000 Okay, so good.

01:12:05.000 So at least that press told it once.

01:12:07.000 What's that?

01:12:08.000 What news source is that?

01:12:09.000 I'm actually surprised.

01:12:10.000 Globalnews.ca.

01:12:12.000 Yeah, they're usually pretty liberal.

01:12:13.000 And there we go.

01:12:14.000 They got some comments mentioning it too.

01:12:16.000 Sometimes you have to go to the comments to get the real story.

01:12:19.000 So now there's this billionaire investor who's also an Arab immigrant, and he is reopening the restaurant.

01:12:27.000 This is number 21.

01:12:29.000 So he goes, we are not going to tolerate racism.

01:12:32.000 We are going to reopen the restaurant.

01:12:36.000 It's not Toronto.

01:12:37.000 It's Hamilton, dumbass.

01:12:39.000 And look at all these dumbasses falling for this shit. 1.00

01:12:43.000 Let's see.

01:12:44.000 Is Antifa mentioned in this article?

01:12:49.000 Three times.

01:12:50.000 In the comments.

01:12:51.000 In the comments.

01:12:52.000 All in the comments.

01:12:55.000 That's what I'm screaming, folks.

01:12:57.000 So we see this stupid bullshit article about a bunch of crap and it's all fake news.

01:13:07.000 That's why that woman was freaking out that I dared to grab a beer. 1.00

01:13:10.000 That's why Proud Boys are going to prison.

01:13:13.000 That's why we have this bullshit impeachment scandal where they're trying to throw Trump in jail for what it now?

01:13:21.000 Oh, for exposing Joe Biden's corruption.

01:13:23.000 Anyway, let's go through some...

01:13:31.000 Okay.

01:13:33.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:13:38.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:13:43.000 Let me touch it.

01:13:48.000 So here's a guy, Andre, wants to intern.

01:13:51.000 I said no.

01:13:52.000 And then he said, I want to write for your site.

01:13:54.000 And I said, write me an 800-word article about anything you want, and I will eloquently tell you why it sucks.

01:14:00.000 That was a nice thing for me to do.

01:14:02.000 And he said, what if it doesn't suck?

01:14:03.000 Like, stop wasting my time.

01:14:05.000 People do this all the time.

01:14:07.000 I'd like to write something or just send the thing.

01:14:12.000 Marco, this is from Marcos.

01:14:14.000 Hey, Gavin, my brother and his wife currently live with my parents.

01:14:17.000 That's fucking lame.

01:14:19.000 Your brother's a loser.

01:14:21.000 I never understood that, living with...

01:14:26.000 I had a shitty house with a bunch of guys.

01:14:28.000 We all slept on the floor and stuff.

01:14:30.000 Why would you go back to your parents?

01:14:31.000 Well, that to save money.

01:14:33.000 Live in a shitty place.

01:14:37.000 My sister-in-law was searching for a movie on demand and stumbled upon some previously watched porn films and asked my brother if he'd been the one to watch them.

01:14:45.000 None of your business, bitch. 1.00

01:14:46.000 My dad has a history with that shit, so my brother let our mom know about it.

01:14:50.000 What do you mean, a history with that shit?

01:14:54.000 Ryan and I are probably the only two guys I know that don't watch porn.

01:14:59.000 Well, I know maybe one other.

01:14:59.000 Yeah.

01:15:02.000 Who?

01:15:05.000 My ex.

01:15:07.000 Oh.

01:15:08.000 Not women, dude. 1.00

01:15:09.000 Men.

01:15:10.000 And I don't know her anymore.

01:15:12.000 She seemed very fine with the fact that her husband of 27 years was watching all that, shrugging it off.

01:15:16.000 What the fuck?

01:15:19.000 Do they watch that shit together?

01:15:21.000 What would your advice be?

01:15:22.000 My brother and his wife are planning to move out later this year, but should we confront them about it?

01:15:26.000 Our family has always been dysfunctional.

01:15:28.000 No, you're dysfunctional, dude.

01:15:30.000 Mind your own fucking business.

01:15:32.000 Porn is bad for you.

01:15:34.000 So is smoking weed.

01:15:36.000 You don't have a sit-down because someone tried a marijuana cigarette.

01:15:40.000 God, what a little nosy Nelly.

01:15:44.000 What a little bitch. 1.00

01:15:47.000 Poor dad.

01:15:48.000 This poor old man is sitting there jerking off because his wife isn't horny. 1.00

01:15:52.000 And then he's getting ragged on.

01:15:53.000 It's like Archie Bunker all over again.

01:15:55.000 You got meathead and little Goyle ragging on the guy who's putting a roof over your heads.

01:16:02.000 Jesus H. Christ.

01:16:04.000 Dear Gavin, any advice for courting a prude?

01:16:07.000 I'm into this girl in my college class who obsessed with doing loan school and having a career. 1.00

01:16:10.000 She seems like a total nerd, but is super hot. 1.00

01:16:13.000 She also seems like she hasn't had a serious boyfriend.

01:16:15.000 I, on the other hand, love taking drugs and going to bars.

01:16:17.000 Any advice?

01:16:18.000 Like you need sunglasses, John.

01:16:19.000 My advice would be, all is fair in love and war.

01:16:23.000 So you have to court her, say all her rules, lie.

01:16:28.000 If she's against drinking, then say you don't drink.

01:16:30.000 If she hates Trump, so do you.

01:16:33.000 And then once she loves you, then you can be yourself.

01:16:37.000 Like this, I knew this guy.

01:16:38.000 He was an enforcer.

01:16:39.000 I've told the story a thousand times.

01:16:40.000 I actually told it so much that one of my bartenders said, yeah, you told me this a hundred times.

01:16:46.000 And so I said, I'm officially retiring this story to her, but I'm not retiring it here.

01:16:50.000 Alex, the enforcer in Montreal.

01:16:53.000 And he said, when you're with girl, you're late for dinner.

01:16:56.000 She doesn't show up.

01:16:58.000 You see her with other guy.

01:17:00.000 Everything is no problem.

01:17:01.000 No problem.

01:17:02.000 Everything is cool.

01:17:03.000 Don't worry about it.

01:17:04.000 If she make plan with you to go camping and then she changed mind last second, you go, okay, baby, don't worry about it.

01:17:10.000 Everything is okay.

01:17:11.000 You live your life normal.

01:17:13.000 You keep going and you let that rage build up inside you.

01:17:17.000 And then the second she say, I love you, you turn her over and you fuck that bitch in the ass for all the bullshit she put you through. 1.00

01:17:25.000 And he was like banging the table as he did that ending part.

01:17:28.000 And I've lived by that lesson.

01:17:30.000 Same with jobs, too.

01:17:32.000 Like when you're negotiating with a job, yeah, that's fine.

01:17:34.000 No, no, I can work weekends.

01:17:35.000 Yep.

01:17:36.000 30,000 a year sounds great.

01:17:37.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:17:38.000 You get in and then you bend over your boss and you fuck him in the ass for all the bullshit.

01:17:44.000 Then you ask for a raise once you've shown yourself that you might get poached by someone else.

01:17:47.000 Oh, they want me.

01:17:48.000 They're going to pay 80.

01:17:49.000 You know, you got to get in the door.

01:17:50.000 They say you get the job, you just light a cigarette right there.

01:17:53.000 You're like, thanks, boss.

01:17:56.000 By the way, fuck you. 0.99

01:17:58.000 Yeah, every time I watch Shark Tank, I just, I'm sitting there watching the show going, say yes, say yes.

01:18:03.000 They'll be like, I want $300,000 for 5%.

01:18:07.000 Really, what were your sales?

01:18:08.000 We haven't sold any yet, but it's a really good idea.

01:18:11.000 And I've spent some money on marketing.

01:18:15.000 And then they'll come back with, How about 60% for 50 grand?

01:18:21.000 And I'll go, say yes.

01:18:23.000 And they never do.

01:18:24.000 You're still, he's sitting here stretching and you better pray that you have Lyme disease.

01:18:30.000 I'll find out soon enough.

01:18:33.000 So yeah, and get her drunk. 0.91

01:18:35.000 Don't rape her, obviously, but get some booze in her. 1.00

01:18:39.000 But you're right, prudes are great.

01:18:41.000 That's a high-quality woman you got there. 1.00

01:18:45.000 Subject Larry from ROK Productions.

01:18:48.000 That guy was awesome.

01:18:49.000 You should have him back.

01:18:50.000 Maybe get a couple more mentally homeless freaks through the show every now and then. 0.92

01:18:54.000 It's interesting shit.

01:18:55.000 Good on Ryan as well.

01:18:56.000 He was very cool and knows how to keep the show going.

01:18:58.000 I bet that guy stunk like shit.

01:19:01.000 Thank you.

01:19:02.000 You know what he was doing, too?

01:19:03.000 He was wiping his...

01:19:11.000 And what he does is he has this old tissue that's probably three weeks old, so it's falling apart.

01:19:15.000 And he wipes his beard and then little fragments come off his beard and fall all over him in the floor.

01:19:20.000 He's cheese grating a tissue on his face in real time.

01:19:24.000 I saw him once and he just had a strip of fabric from his pants that was about two feet long just dragging behind him.

01:19:31.000 Yeah, we got a lot of angry emails about that and I'm telling you, sometimes I'm insecure about something and sometimes I'm positive it was awesome.

01:19:39.000 I'm positive this was awesome.

01:19:41.000 I think you moved the desk a good amount too.

01:19:42.000 Like it looks totally off.

01:19:44.000 Yeah.

01:19:44.000 Really?

01:19:45.000 Yeah.

01:19:45.000 Oh my god.

01:19:46.000 And this angle here?

01:19:46.000 Yeah.

01:19:48.000 Yeah.

01:19:48.000 It's supposed to be like this.

01:19:50.000 No, now you got less.

01:19:52.000 No.

01:19:53.000 You're wrong.

01:19:54.000 I mean look at the carpet.

01:19:55.000 It shows.

01:19:57.000 I was just going by the carpet movements.

01:20:00.000 No, look, I barely get any room here.

01:20:02.000 I'm cut off here.

01:20:03.000 I think it's going way back.

01:20:06.000 There I have some room.

01:20:06.000 Yeah.

01:20:08.000 All right.

01:20:10.000 Yo, Gervin, any word on your Australian tour yet?

01:20:12.000 I'm trying to get Alex Jones to come with me.

01:20:14.000 He's really busy right now, but it's still going.

01:20:16.000 Still appealing the visa and all that shit.

01:20:19.000 I know it's long, but we're living in clown world where nothing makes any fucking sense and people go to prison for nothing.

01:20:29.000 I'm pretty sure I told you not to do any sound effects.

01:20:32.000 You welcomed that one last time.

01:20:34.000 You were like, why'd it take you so long to do it?

01:20:36.000 Gavin, that's great fucking television.

01:20:39.000 God bless Ryan for making that Columbus Day episode special.

01:20:41.000 Best of luck to Gary.

01:20:42.000 Love the Viette family from California. 0.72

01:20:47.000 Now, some negative ones.

01:20:48.000 God, what a tremendous waste of time.

01:20:51.000 Says an anonymous guy.

01:20:56.000 Why would you be anonymous?

01:20:57.000 You're going to lose your job because you watched a show?

01:21:03.000 Arist Doval.

01:21:06.000 Hey, God, I never had any intention of reaching out to this show.

01:21:08.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:21:09.000 Longtime listener, first-time caller type of stuff.

01:21:12.000 I'm a huge fan.

01:21:13.000 But a downtrodden by depression ex-U.S.

01:21:17.000 postal employee on a 45-year disability with a two-pack a day cigarette habit that reneged on an easy talk for 35 minutes to earn 20 bucks by leaving four minutes early.

01:21:26.000 If I wanted to hear the ramblings of a madman, I would take the train to Penn Station and loiter with the homeless for an hour.

01:21:34.000 This episode, the brainchild of none other than Ryan Bababui, Katsi Rivera.

01:21:38.000 What?

01:21:39.000 Baba Bui is really good at his job.

01:21:41.000 And he's been running the Stern Show for, what, 30 years?

01:21:44.000 Why am I getting all the credit, good or bad, from this?

01:21:47.000 Because you're the one who went down and found him.

01:21:49.000 Yeah, but I mean, you okayed it?

01:21:51.000 Like, it's not my sole.

01:21:53.000 No, it's 100% Ryan.

01:21:55.000 And I think it was a great move.

01:21:56.000 I think it was really interesting.

01:21:58.000 We can't do it again because we know, I think he's said everything he has to say.

01:22:02.000 But I want to, if we see him on the street, we should bring a camera downstairs and just get him to talk about, you know, Trump's impeachment or like this Antifa guy that was hit and run.

01:22:12.000 God, I'm dying to know what happened with that.

01:22:16.000 We should start taking bet DSI bets.

01:22:18.000 It was either black teens, and that's why they don't want to investigate it because it goes against their narrative, or a disgruntled Antifa ex-girlfriend.

01:22:29.000 Oh, find the Andy No tweet of this guy being an asshole.

01:22:34.000 So just all you have to do is go to his Twitter and then scroll down a bunch, and you'll find this guy standing on a desk picking a fight.

01:22:42.000 He was a very grumpy Antifa.

01:22:46.000 And if it was any way Antifa related, I can add it to my death count and we'll be up to 16.

01:22:50.000 This guy over here?

01:22:52.000 Yeah, there he is.

01:22:53.000 That's the guy who's cool.

01:22:59.000 When I was on my first assignment for a student paper at Portland State in spring of 2016, I recorded Sean Killer, who's not a student, arrive with a group of outsiders to shut down a pro-Trump student group meeting.

01:23:09.000 Killer jumped on the table to try and fight a student who was filming.

01:23:11.000 Oh, wow.

01:23:13.000 He personally took that footage?

01:23:15.000 Wow.

01:23:16.000 Wow.

01:23:16.000 Maybe noted, yeah.

01:23:17.000 Weird.

01:23:22.000 People sending me books.

01:23:23.000 Don't do that.

01:23:25.000 This is from Mrs. Mike.

01:23:28.000 What?

01:23:31.000 Is Michael ever a girl's name?

01:23:34.000 Maybe it's like if my girlfriend didn't want it to be anonymous, I'm Mrs. Ryan.

01:23:39.000 That kind of thing?

01:23:40.000 Hmm.

01:23:41.000 Hi, the addition of Self finally made me want to give membership a try, but honestly, the free speech episode with Milo and Cornell West made me stay.

01:23:48.000 I know Gavin is considering dropping that format, but I hope he'll keep it.

01:23:53.000 I don't know, man.

01:23:54.000 It is so hard to get these liberals, and they never say anything.

01:23:58.000 I respect Cornell West a lot, and he's a very intelligent person.

01:24:01.000 he's one of the few academics that I think has read a lot of books.

01:24:05.000 But there was like, we need to have a conversation and we need to judge people as people and we have to accept each other's and Like, they never say anything, liberals.

01:24:16.000 What's the capital gains tax?

01:24:18.000 What is it now?

01:24:18.000 What should it be?

01:24:19.000 How many is too many illegals? 1.00

01:24:23.000 Is the SPLC being sued by me?

01:24:25.000 Where is Morris Steves?

01:24:26.000 Is he still at the SPLC?

01:24:28.000 Like, they don't know anything solid.

01:24:30.000 And I feel like if I'd sat down with Candace Owens, for example, we could have just ticked off all the boxes.

01:24:34.000 We could have talked about Kanye West.

01:24:37.000 I think he accused her of making those shirts without his permission.

01:24:40.000 Is he lying?

01:24:41.000 Why did he drop out of politics?

01:24:44.000 Is it because he got a death threat?

01:24:45.000 That's my personal theory.

01:24:47.000 All of that stuff, back and forth.

01:24:50.000 And I couldn't get to that because I was moderating those two.

01:24:53.000 So I'm at the point now, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I honestly believe the whole Gore Vidal, William F. Buckley, right and left having a long, intelligent, dangerous discussion, maybe those days are done.

01:25:05.000 I mean, you saw all the fake news we talked about today.

01:25:09.000 You saw them ignore a dead cop and turn another cop into a hate crime murderer.

01:25:17.000 You saw them doctor photos where they took these orphans from the 80s and made them Syrian, or they took a Knob Creek gun rally and made it Syrian.

01:25:27.000 You're seeing all these lies.

01:25:29.000 You're seeing all these stories ignored.

01:25:31.000 Are we really living in an era where we can have a cool debate?

01:25:36.000 I don't know.

01:25:41.000 The convo was uplifting and fun.

01:25:44.000 I like Milo and Cornell much more.

01:25:45.000 It was all over smarter, cleaner, blah, blah, blah.

01:25:47.000 Actually, lifted my spirits instead of leaving me with a sick feeling from too much swearing and super raunchy arguments.

01:25:51.000 Sorry, but a lot of that goes a long way.

01:25:53.000 And now that Gavin has known around to keep him on his toes, it's just become way too much.

01:25:56.000 Uh-oh.

01:25:58.000 So I give her a sick feeling from too much swearing and super raunchy segments.

01:26:03.000 Please keep free speech comments like Cornell's from the show was beautifully shot, blah, blah, blah.

01:26:07.000 Shows like that may be enough to keep a traditional Catholic like me in the paying ranks.

01:26:12.000 I've noticed that a lot of people threatening me.

01:26:15.000 It's like, I might cancel that.

01:26:17.000 Having that homeless guy on might just make me cancel my membership.

01:26:20.000 Like I'm sitting here going, I want a doggy treat.

01:26:22.000 I want to doggie. 0.57

01:26:23.000 Okay, I'll do what you say.

01:26:26.000 And you've been doing the censored thing for a long time now, and it's not, I don't know.

01:26:32.000 Okay, here's the last one.

01:26:33.000 We have time for.

01:26:34.000 I heard another one of those, too, the cursing.

01:26:37.000 That they don't like it when I curse?

01:26:38.000 Or me or anybody.

01:26:38.000 Yeah.

01:26:39.000 I tried not doing it with CRTV, but like, is there a better word to describe Hank Willis Thomas than Nick Hunt?

01:26:45.000 Yeah.

01:26:46.000 I don't think you should limit yourself.

01:26:47.000 I think you should be mindful, but not...

01:26:58.000 It's going to be super raunchy.

01:26:59.000 Like, I'd give a warning.

01:27:00.000 Yeah.

01:27:01.000 But if it's relevant to the news, I'm going to say it.

01:27:04.000 As far as not swearing goes, fuck you.

01:27:07.000 All right.

01:27:07.000 Here's one from Noah.

01:27:09.000 You're the coolest bloke with a jokes.

01:27:10.000 Remember you did a video, Rebel Media, your top 10 most radical beliefs.

01:27:13.000 I think an updated version would be awesome.

01:27:15.000 That's a great idea because my views on education are shocking myself.

01:27:21.000 I want it abolished.

01:27:24.000 I don't want kids going to school.

01:27:26.000 I take my six-year-old and his son boxing on Tuesday nights.

01:27:31.000 These kids, I think the coach might be a little punchy because he does the same exercises he does with us.

01:27:38.000 So there's kids doing crunches, 50 crunches.

01:27:41.000 You do crunches so when you get punched in the ribs, you have a strong cord.

01:27:44.000 It doesn't crack your ribs.

01:27:46.000 Six-year-olds are not going to get punched in the ribs, dude.

01:27:48.000 Like, you should have a clown nose on and be doing a funny punchy game.

01:27:51.000 I just want my youngest to think of boxing as fun.

01:27:55.000 We can get serious when he's fucking 12 or something.

01:27:59.000 But anyway, so they do that.

01:28:01.000 They do jumping jacks till they're almost crying.

01:28:04.000 They hit the heavy bag.

01:28:05.000 They do pads.

01:28:07.000 Sometimes for an entire round, they're just going bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, on the heavy bags.

01:28:11.000 Then I take them to McDonald's and they go ballistic in the play area on the slides and everything.

01:28:17.000 Nice.

01:28:18.000 So that's two hours.

01:28:20.000 My son is drenched.

01:28:21.000 They're both drenched in sweat by the time we get back home.

01:28:24.000 So that's what normal kids should be doing.

01:28:26.000 That's just two hours after they've had a full day.

01:28:30.000 And you know what they get at school these days?

01:28:31.000 20 minutes.

01:28:33.000 20 minutes to run around.

01:28:36.000 It's child abuse.

01:28:38.000 Modern education is child abuse.

01:28:40.000 To put a child in a tiny little desk and make him sit there practicing his letters like he's going to write a letter in the next hundred years.

01:28:49.000 What are you doing that for?

01:28:51.000 It's because you're fucking lazy is what is going on.

01:28:54.000 And you don't want to have to monitor them as they run around.

01:28:56.000 You also want to justify your ridiculous salary where if you count the actual hours work, they make about 60 bucks an hour.

01:29:04.000 So they have to look justified.

01:29:05.000 So they give your kid a bunch of homework and look, he drew a duck.

01:29:08.000 Oh, great.

01:29:09.000 Let me sign it.

01:29:10.000 And you put a little check mark on it.

01:29:12.000 So we justify your pathetic existence.

01:29:15.000 And now you're adding radical politicization to the mix and teaching our kids that Martin Luther King was murdered by a gun and guns are evil.

01:29:25.000 And we stole this land from the Indians and it was built by slaves. 1.00

01:29:32.000 I had two ideas I wanted to run by you.

01:29:34.000 Social media exodus.

01:29:36.000 You said in a recent video that straight people are way more gay than gays.

01:29:39.000 And I slightly piss myself from laughing because it's so true. 0.91

01:29:42.000 Screw you for making me need to change my genes.

01:29:45.000 There is nothing more quintessentially faggot than the male use of social media. 1.00

01:29:49.000 No one cares about a dude's selfies.

01:29:51.000 Hot women can be appreciated, but men are just acting like women on Facebook and Instagram. 0.96

01:29:55.000 We are also supporting tyrants while they dick us around and steal our rights, which is even less masculine than taking selfies for six people to like.

01:30:02.000 That's a real pet peeve of mine too with Proud Boys.

01:30:05.000 They do these group selfies.

01:30:07.000 What are you doing?

01:30:08.000 And then they get doxxed from them and lose their jobs.

01:30:11.000 High price to pay for looking like you're a complete homo. 1.00

01:30:14.000 I think you are the only one who can leave this exodus.

01:30:16.000 No, I don't have that kind of power.

01:30:17.000 That's the other thing, too.

01:30:20.000 I remember getting, the young Turks were obsessed with the fact that I said, girls should not be going to spring break anymore.

01:30:27.000 It's just a giant rape fest. 1.00

01:30:29.000 If my son wants to go, I'd say, I guess.

01:30:32.000 If my daughter wants to go, absolutely not.

01:30:34.000 And they didn't get that.

01:30:35.000 They go, it's just going to become a sausage fest if Gavin gets his way.

01:30:39.000 Yeah, I'm not Mao.

01:30:40.000 This shit I say are not dictums.

01:30:42.000 They don't become law the next day.

01:30:44.000 I don't have the power to create a social media exodus.

01:30:48.000 But it is fucking annoying.

01:30:50.000 And I've noticed, too, girls have their phones in their hands like an appendage. 1.00

01:30:55.000 And I watch fights, street fights.

01:30:57.000 I love watching street fights on Reddit.

01:31:00.000 And without exception, you'll see these phones scattered on the ground.

01:31:04.000 And for the beginning of the fight, the phone is in their hand as they fight.

01:31:09.000 They just cannot put it down.

01:31:11.000 Girls on the street, you see, they walk as they look at their phones now, especially like 12-year-olds.

01:31:17.000 They're walking, looking, crossing the street like that.

01:31:22.000 Bring back work camps, he says.

01:31:24.000 Men refuse to support the children they give life to, screw child support. 0.98

01:31:27.000 A man does not want to be a man held accountable for his actions.

01:31:27.000 Put them in work camps.

01:31:31.000 He should have his pay taken.

01:31:32.000 Children need fathers. 0.85

01:31:33.000 That's what will save America.

01:31:35.000 Those are my radical ideas.

01:31:36.000 Kind regards.

01:31:38.000 Noah, P.S. Ryan is a cool guy.

01:31:39.000 He's a great personality in the show.

01:31:40.000 If he is fired, I will release a video of you wanking it like a horny chimp on cocaine and ecstasy to Miley Cyrus, the least attractive woman in modern pop culture. 0.99

01:31:48.000 Whoa, how'd he get that?

01:31:51.000 I thought that was a secret.

01:31:56.000 That does sound insane, and it's communist, and we'll never have work camps and gulags.

01:32:00.000 However, if you already have a communist concept like welfare, I think it's totally reasonable to demand a certain amount of volunteer work.

01:32:08.000 And I believe this will be tough for you to dig up, but I believe it was in Ohio where a senator said, we're going to enforce, what was it now?

01:32:18.000 It was like 10 hours a month volunteer work before you can get welfare and food stamps.

01:32:24.000 And he thought, this is a fun idea.

01:32:26.000 And it might reduce food stamps, welfare use maybe 2%.

01:32:30.000 It reduced it by 85%.

01:32:34.000 85% of people on welfare just quit because they go, fuck that.

01:32:39.000 I'm not volunteering.

01:32:43.000 So that's him proposing it?

01:32:44.000 A bill that would require 20 hours per week of work?

01:32:48.000 No, that's 2019.

01:32:54.000 forced to volunteer.

01:33:02.000 Welfare changes forced women to volunteer.

01:33:05.000 Should those in welfare force.

01:33:07.000 report Might have been Maine.

01:33:11.000 Michigan lawmakers do community service or lose welfare 2013?

01:33:16.000 Well, this is what we got here.

01:33:17.000 This is 2016.

01:33:19.000 New report proves Maine's welfare reforms are working.

01:33:22.000 Federal officials missed a huge potential upside of getting more individuals back in the workforce.

01:33:26.000 Within a year, these able-bodied adults saw their incomes rise by an average of 114%.

01:33:36.000 Oh, so not only did they get off welfare, but they became much wealthier, obviously, because they're working.

01:33:42.000 Yeah, you see this time and time again.

01:33:44.000 Every time you tweak the system and make welfare just a little more difficult, you get massive changes.

01:33:49.000 And that's what annoys me about immigration, too.

01:33:51.000 They go, you can't put all 30 million people on a bus and send them home.

01:33:53.000 No, just attrition, just a little tweak, make it slightly harder to hire people without real working social insurance numbers.

01:34:04.000 And they go back to Mexico in droves. 0.99

01:34:07.000 It doesn't take that much.

01:34:08.000 You don't need these big sweeping communist reforms.

01:34:11.000 Just say, yeah, I'll give you a food stamp if you volunteer 10 hours a week.

01:34:16.000 Oh, you don't want anymore?

01:34:17.000 Okay, well, it'll be here if you need it.

01:34:20.000 All right, let's end the show with a video.

01:34:23.000 I want to do that kid fighting a spider because it's really inspiring.

01:34:26.000 6.

01:34:32.000 See if it'll let us go full screen on this bad boy.

01:34:37.000 We've got to go back to the beginning now.

01:34:44.000 Okay, Turner.

01:34:45.000 Turn it.

01:34:47.000 Okay, I want to hit it.

01:34:49.000 Okay, turn it.

01:34:52.000 Like he's trying to rip his legs off.

01:34:57.000 You're just petting it.

01:34:58.000 I'm just petting it, you son of a bitch.

01:35:00.000 And now you're turning that into a scare?

01:35:02.000 Fuck you.

01:35:03.000 Hi, little cute guy.

01:35:05.000 You want to play fucker?

01:35:09.000 I like the variety, too.

01:35:10.000 He's doing punches and shaking it and pulling at its legs.

01:35:17.000 Every punch connects, too.

01:35:19.000 Nailed it, nailed it, nailed it.

01:35:20.000 Get off of me.

01:35:21.000 Get your hands off me. 1.00

01:35:26.000 It's good to see men fighting back, isn't it?

01:35:29.000 Get fired.

01:35:30.000 Get in trouble.

01:35:30.000 Be brave.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 15, 2019

S02E72 - FAKE NEWS OVERLOAD

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