Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E92 - LEFT TO THEIR OWN DEVICES

00:01:04.000 You know, it occurred to me that that song might be making fun of guys on motorbikes.

00:01:08.000 Okay.

00:01:16.000 What are the lyrics?

00:01:18.000 I'm so full of myself.

00:01:24.000 I'm getting claustrophobic.

00:01:26.000 I'm starting to panic.

00:01:27.000 Does that actually happen?

00:01:31.000 Get it off! 0.92

00:01:34.000 Yeah, this song is like, I can get ahead on my motorbike.

00:01:38.000 There's no one there above me.

00:01:41.000 I don't care.

00:01:43.000 I don't care if that song is making fun of guys on their motorbikes who think they're total badasses.

00:01:48.000 I don't care anymore.

00:01:50.000 Like, I remember when I was a kid, my buddy Pete, we called him Skeeter.

00:01:55.000 He said, hey, man, have you heard this black flag song, TV Party?

00:01:59.000 TV party tonight.

00:02:01.000 We're going to have a TV party tonight.

00:02:04.000 And I go, it's making fun of people who watch a lot of TV.

00:02:10.000 It's making fun of the whole concept of TV being a party.

00:02:16.000 And he goes, I don't care.

00:02:21.000 It sounds fun.

00:02:23.000 And I thought, what a good attitude.

00:02:25.000 And I'm taking that.

00:02:26.000 That was probably 1986.

00:02:28.000 And here we are in 2019.

00:02:30.000 And I'm continuing his tradition of, who fucking cares?

00:02:34.000 If you like the song, you like the song.

00:02:35.000 I've been really enjoying this weather, this wetty.

00:02:39.000 Got my bike back out.

00:02:40.000 You know what feels good about riding a motorbike?

00:02:42.000 Although we have to say motorcycle in America.

00:02:44.000 Brits and Canadians say motorbike.

00:02:46.000 Motorcycle.

00:02:47.000 It's something so crazy.

00:02:50.000 It's good for the bike.

00:02:52.000 And it's kind of hard to explain.

00:02:55.000 But that makes you feel better.

00:02:59.000 As a man, we like always doing things that are valuable.

00:02:59.000 I don't know.

00:03:05.000 That's why I hate video games so much because you're no farther ahead.

00:03:08.000 But even when we piss, like say there's a little bit of a shit stain on a toilet at like a public bathroom, we will spend our entire piss blasting it.

00:03:17.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:03:18.000 Because we like to, you know, clean things and make things better.

00:03:21.000 So not only are you riding a bike, but you're like, I'm filtering all the oil and everything, and I'm getting the engine warmed up, and I'm greasing it up.

00:03:28.000 Yeah, that's my bike, basically.

00:03:30.000 Mine has stripes on it, though.

00:03:32.000 Triumph Bonneville 750.

00:03:34.000 Here's a fun fact, I bet you didn't know.

00:03:40.000 Let me rephrase that.

00:03:42.000 What bike do Hells Angels have to ride? 1.00

00:03:44.000 What type of bike?

00:03:45.000 Harley Davidson.

00:03:46.000 Wrong, wrongerson.

00:03:48.000 Indian.

00:03:49.000 No, they don't care what kind of bike you have.

00:03:51.000 You could have any piece of jap crap as long as it's over 750 cc's. 1.00

00:03:55.000 Oh, gotcha.

00:03:56.000 Here's another question for my new Hell's Angels buddy.

00:04:00.000 Why don't Hells Angels allow women in the club? 1.00

00:04:04.000 Because they can't ride.

00:04:07.000 What?

00:04:08.000 Because they're no good at riding.

00:04:11.000 That doesn't make sense.

00:04:13.000 No, the origin of the club involved fighting to defend it.

00:04:18.000 And if you had a bottom rocker that said you're a town and you weren't associated with the Hells Angels or you weren't a confirmed biker club, you had to fight.

00:04:26.000 And it was like women can't defend the title. 1.00

00:04:28.000 They can't defend the bottom rocker. 0.91

00:04:29.000 Got it.

00:04:30.000 That makes sense.

00:04:31.000 Anyway, that was Jesus and the Mary Chain.

00:04:33.000 The song was motorbike.

00:04:34.000 We got tomorrow's a pre-tape, Thanksgiving.

00:04:36.000 We'll all be with our families, I hope.

00:04:38.000 And if you know anyone who doesn't have a family, please take them in.

00:04:43.000 There's a lot of bullshit going around with Thanksgiving these days.

00:04:46.000 I saw some professor saying it's a day of shame.

00:04:49.000 I've heard students, especially young kids, by these cunt Marxist teachers.

00:04:55.000 By the way, that woman with the Atwood book who called me white supremacist at the pub, she's a teacher.

00:05:03.000 These people who radicalize our youth, like the Sarnev brothers. 1.00

00:05:08.000 Or even there's this woman who lives near me, Farah Kathwari.

00:05:11.000 Her brother died in Kashmir fighting Indian army on behalf of Muslims, on behalf of jihad, on behalf of Islam.

00:05:19.000 And he was a normal kid here who was in Harvard Medical School.

00:05:25.000 And he dropped out to go fight jihad and he was killed.

00:05:28.000 Now you go, well, that's the Quran's fault. 1.00

00:05:31.000 Yeah.

00:05:32.000 Sort of.

00:05:33.000 It's also our fault.

00:05:35.000 Our anti-Americanism is radicalizing anti-Americans.

00:05:41.000 Anyway, so yeah, these kids are told it's Indigenous Peoples Day.

00:05:46.000 For the billionth time, and I say this to my fucking Indian kids, we did not steal the land from the Indians, despite what your mother's side of the family will tell you.

00:05:56.000 We fought them for 400 years, and eventually we won.

00:06:00.000 Yes, we played Dirty Pool.

00:06:02.000 So did they.

00:06:03.000 No, we did not put smallpox on blankets.

00:06:06.000 That's a myth.

00:06:07.000 They scalped us.

00:06:08.000 We did not introduce scalping to them.

00:06:10.000 That's another myth.

00:06:11.000 By the way, the smallpox thing was a general suggested it.

00:06:15.000 He's like, what about chemical warfare?

00:06:17.000 What if we put like smallpox in blankets?

00:06:21.000 And the general went, yeah.

00:06:23.000 I feel like now we're in a lab making smallpox.

00:06:27.000 We'll probably end up getting it.

00:06:29.000 And then the guy went, Yeah.

00:06:31.000 That was the end of that.

00:06:32.000 That's the whole smallpox myth.

00:06:35.000 Thanksgiving was supposed to be a day about us getting together with the Indians and realizing, and you sort of subsuming their culture. 0.95

00:06:42.000 And a big part of Indian culture is to give thanks.

00:06:45.000 When you go to a powwow or something, they give thanks to the north, thanks to the west, thanks to the east, thanks to the south.

00:06:50.000 It's a big deal with Indians. 1.00

00:06:53.000 And then we picked up on that and said, yeah, that's cool.

00:06:56.000 That's kind of like Christianity. 0.70

00:06:57.000 Hey, we both have that in common.

00:06:58.000 Gratitude.

00:07:00.000 Let's make it a day.

00:07:02.000 Then they want to wreck it.

00:07:07.000 We have a very interesting show for you today.

00:07:10.000 I have a general theme of today's show, and that is, let's leave the left to their own devices.

00:07:16.000 They are way better at sabotaging their movement than we are.

00:07:21.000 They are fucking mental patients.

00:07:25.000 And I think if we just stand back, we'll realize they do more harm than good.

00:07:28.000 Like, this is actually in the second email I sent you, bro.

00:07:32.000 Gotcha, gotcha.

00:07:34.000 2-2.

00:07:35.000 The American Music Awards, right?

00:07:37.000 I can't say enough about Summit News.

00:07:39.000 Despite being rammed with woke themes like gender politics and climate change, the American Music Awards hit a record low in viewership for the key demographic of 18 to 49-year-olds.

00:07:50.000 Big Frida, who is a tranny, gave a speech before his performance in front of a rainbow church set, telling the audience, welcome to our Sunday service. 1.00

00:07:58.000 How's that for a dig at Christianity and Kanye West?

00:08:04.000 Mocking Kanye West for embracing Christianity.

00:08:07.000 That'll do great for you guys in 2020.

00:08:10.000 Shitting on a country that's 75% Christian is really going to help with the votes. 1.00

00:08:16.000 That'll really pull the swing states your way.

00:08:19.000 Another example of this is Victoria's Secret.

00:08:23.000 They decided that they won't.

00:08:25.000 I'm going to spread my shit out here like Alex Jones.

00:08:29.000 Victoria's Secret's done.

00:08:31.000 Now, what you're doing there is apolitical people.

00:08:35.000 This, by the way, is 1-9.

00:08:37.000 Apolitical people are going, wait, what's been going on?

00:08:40.000 Oh yeah, Victoria's Secret's too sexist. 0.93

00:08:43.000 So it's done.

00:08:45.000 L. Brand says three months to placate activist investor.

00:08:48.000 Get woke, go broke.

00:08:51.000 Okay, all those girls are hot, but we've had this discussion before. 1.00

00:08:55.000 And this is off topic, and I'm sure I'm alone on this.

00:08:59.000 There's something kind of un-boner-y about the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.

00:09:05.000 You know what I mean?

00:09:06.000 It's almost like girls' genitals that are scentless. 1.00

00:09:13.000 It's kind of boring.

00:09:15.000 Yeah.

00:09:16.000 When girls get to a level of beauty where they're so beautiful, they're handsome men with their cowcatcher chins.

00:09:22.000 You need some meat.

00:09:23.000 Like, you could take a lot of those faces and put a mustache on them and a suit, and it would just be like a dashing man.

00:09:29.000 It's the squareness, I think.

00:09:30.000 The one all the way to the left, like, there's no sex appeal.

00:09:33.000 And the similarity in the bodies.

00:09:35.000 But the second to the list on the left.

00:09:38.000 And just to be clear, I'm not kicking any of those bitches out of bed for eating cookies. 1.00

00:09:43.000 I'm not kicking them out of bed for eating.

00:09:45.000 I'll eat a pig's ass if they cook it, right? 1.00

00:09:49.000 Obviously, I would kill my entire family on Christmas Day to be able to eat out one of those girls. 1.00

00:09:56.000 But they're not that good.

00:09:56.000 So I'm just saying, I'm like, it's so almost like talking about sports.

00:10:00.000 I obviously can't throw a fastball at 100 miles an hour.

00:10:03.000 So when I shit on DeGrom and say he could have pitched better in that particular game, I'm obviously not in his universe.

00:10:12.000 So yes, they're stunning.

00:10:13.000 I'm just saying within the world of breathtakingly gorgeous, I don't know.

00:10:17.000 Like I'd rather, here's an example of what I'm talking about.

00:10:20.000 I'd rather bone Demi Lovato, who's kind of chubby. 1.00

00:10:25.000 Yeah, she rules. 1.00

00:10:26.000 And not like a perfect face.

00:10:28.000 She probably looks kind of funny with her.

00:10:30.000 Hey, that's a good picture.

00:10:31.000 Yeah, that woman. 1.00

00:10:32.000 That's kind of what I'm talking about.

00:10:35.000 Like, isn't that a dude?

00:10:36.000 Do you have a boner right now?

00:10:38.000 Oh, did I tell you I massacred my penis?

00:10:41.000 Excuse me?

00:10:42.000 Yeah, I broke my dick.

00:10:44.000 How?

00:10:46.000 We were at the gym.

00:10:47.000 The coach was mad at me about this, by the way.

00:10:49.000 I said, I wet wiped it, dude.

00:10:51.000 And it's a penis. 0.60

00:10:53.000 It's just penis skin. 0.90

00:10:54.000 It's not different from like that.

00:10:56.000 But we were lifting kettlebells.

00:11:00.000 And I had a 17.5 pound one.

00:11:05.000 I bet I can hold this up with my dick.

00:11:07.000 And the coach goes, I'll give you free training all month.

00:11:10.000 Because we do these special extra classes with him, strength and conditioning, it's called, for 10 bucks.

00:11:16.000 He says he'll give me a whole month free if I do that.

00:11:19.000 So I take my foreskin.

00:11:21.000 I get a good grip.

00:11:24.000 No, at first I take the kettlebell.

00:11:25.000 I put my penis through the hole. 0.93

00:11:27.000 Then I get a good grip on my foreskin and I just let go.

00:11:31.000 And it killed.

00:11:33.000 So I went ah plop.

00:11:35.000 Right?

00:11:36.000 It sort of felt like, you ever put like a clothes peg on your earlobe?

00:11:39.000 Yeah.

00:11:40.000 Something you go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:11:42.000 It was that kind of pain.

00:11:43.000 Anyway, I go home that night and I'm going pee, and I look back and there's a giant quarter-sized black spot on my knob.

00:11:51.000 No.

00:11:52.000 And that's one of the good things about being married.

00:11:55.000 Whenever you see that, you don't go, what the fuck?

00:11:57.000 And you don't have to go through a Rolodex of all the sluts you've had sex with. 1.00

00:12:01.000 Because I was like, did I have sex with a prostitute in Nigeria this week? 0.52

00:12:08.000 Was I in Caracas?

00:12:09.000 Was I in Port-au-Prince this weekend?

00:12:12.000 And I couldn't figure out what the hell it was.

00:12:14.000 And then I finally realized, oh, I severely bruised my penis from lifting a... 0.89

00:12:23.000 You know why?

00:12:24.000 Why?

00:12:25.000 He said, no, no, no, I didn't mean you holding it on the other side.

00:12:27.000 I meant like just the boner.

00:12:29.000 How much weight was it?

00:12:30.000 17.5 pounds.

00:12:32.000 That's so unrealistic.

00:12:33.000 I can do it with a towel.

00:12:35.000 That's insane.

00:12:35.000 Not those thick quilts.

00:12:37.000 I bet I couldn't lift this with a boner.

00:12:39.000 Definitely not.

00:12:40.000 Five pounds is.

00:12:41.000 And what am I supposed to do?

00:12:42.000 Go get an erection in the other room? 0.99

00:12:43.000 What was it?

00:12:45.000 Yeah, wait, wait, wait.

00:12:46.000 I think he owes me a free month.

00:12:48.000 He owes you an apology at very least.

00:12:52.000 Whatever.

00:12:52.000 You should just...

00:12:55.000 Fine.

00:12:56.000 I'm considerate a charity.

00:12:58.000 But I think I did my end of the bargain.

00:13:02.000 Anyway, so the theme of today's show is: let's leave them to their own devices.

00:13:07.000 They're their own worst enemy, and all they're doing is ostracizing Middle America and all the swing states. 0.96

00:13:14.000 I think the worst thing we could do from now till the election is get involved.

00:13:21.000 Fuck politics.

00:13:23.000 Like this whole shitting on Thanksgiving thing.

00:13:25.000 I don't think you have to defend Thanksgiving.

00:13:27.000 Everyone loves Thanksgiving.

00:13:29.000 Same with shitting on Christmas.

00:13:30.000 Let them shit on Christmas.

00:13:32.000 Let them shit on Santa Claus and presents and families being together.

00:13:37.000 Let them refuse to sit at the table with a Trump supporter.

00:13:41.000 Don't sit there and go, why?

00:13:42.000 We can talk it out.

00:13:43.000 Don't do that.

00:13:45.000 Let them fry themselves. 0.98

00:13:48.000 I saw an article in the Federalist recently that said, we need to bring back the patriarchy.

00:13:54.000 It's better for everyone.

00:13:57.000 And that's what they're going to inevitably realize.

00:14:01.000 That they need us.

00:14:08.000 What women really want is the patriarchy. 1.00

00:14:08.000 Yeah, there we go. 1.00

00:14:10.000 Written by a woman.

00:14:11.000 Women have blindly followed the feminist mantra and now find themselves lonely and confused. 1.00

00:14:15.000 It's time to welcome back the patriarchy.

00:14:18.000 We should jump into it.

00:14:18.000 All right, you know what?

00:14:19.000 Let me show you what I'm talking about.

00:14:24.000 You know, remember the Gillette ads?

00:14:26.000 Oh, sheesh.

00:14:27.000 By the way, the guy who started Gillette was basically a communist.

00:14:27.000 Yeah.

00:14:31.000 He was a fascist.

00:14:32.000 No, he wasn't a communist.

00:14:33.000 He was a fascist.

00:14:35.000 And fascism, I see, is an economic model where there's one czar that handles energy.

00:14:39.000 There's one czar that handles razors and shaving.

00:14:42.000 And he wanted to be that czar.

00:14:44.000 He didn't like competition.

00:14:45.000 So he was a fascist.

00:14:47.000 And his weird globalist fucking philosophy is part of the company.

00:14:52.000 And then they did that commercial.

00:14:53.000 They did a few stinkers, right?

00:14:55.000 They did a thing on toxic masculinity. 1.00

00:14:59.000 Yeah, this million down votes.

00:15:02.000 1.5 million down votes.

00:15:03.000 Compared to 800 sissy. 1.00

00:15:07.000 What the hell has shaving got to do with gay rights?

00:15:10.000 They actually made it kind of even.

00:15:13.000 So this destroyed them.

00:15:16.000 This was a complete failure.

00:15:19.000 They stood by it too.

00:15:20.000 They said it was worth it.

00:15:21.000 It's worth it to get our message out.

00:15:24.000 Anyway, similarly, this outdoor store seems to be getting in bed with trans, and it's not going to be good for them. 1.00

00:15:30.000 It's not going to be good for the left.

00:15:31.000 So let's just sit back and enjoy it.

00:15:33.000 Let's just play our fiddles while Rome burns.

00:15:36.000 Because I think the best thing for conservatives or anyone right of center is to let the left say what they have to say.

00:15:43.000 Thank you.

00:16:13.000 They're not sending their best, frankly.

00:16:16.000 I think we should just let the left do their thing because they're so inept and mentally ill.

00:16:23.000 They're ruining their own brand.

00:16:25.000 So let's let them rock.

00:16:28.000 For example, this is an ad for a outdoorsy company called Ray R E I, I believe.

00:16:34.000 And their spokesperson is an elaborate drag queen named Patty Gonia. 0.83

00:16:42.000 I guess that's their competitors.

00:16:43.000 I don't know.

00:16:44.000 Is that an insult to Pattagonia?

00:16:46.000 Anyway, this is a commercial he did for Ray, the outdoors company, you know, tents and windbreakers and all that crap, all that utilitarian garbage that pussies use. 1.00

00:16:57.000 And here he is telling us all about plastic.

00:17:02.000 You see, plastic is the number one problem with the environment.

00:17:07.000 Climate change is all about plastic.

00:17:09.000 It's polluting our oceans, you see, and that's making the earth hotter.

00:17:14.000 Isn't it just like ugly?

00:17:14.000 What?

00:17:16.000 I don't think it's actually bad for the environment.

00:17:18.000 I mean, they say that fish will eat the plastic particles and eventually you eat the fish and you have plastic in your body.

00:17:24.000 Okay.

00:17:25.000 I mean, I got a lot of shit in my body.

00:17:27.000 I drink rotten corn and rotten barley and oats all day.

00:17:31.000 But before I let him go off of this tangent, I'd just like to say one thing.

00:17:35.000 One thing.

00:17:38.000 90% of the plastic comes from 10 rivers.

00:17:45.000 10 rivers.

00:17:47.000 Eight of them are in Asia.

00:17:49.000 Two of them are in Africa.

00:17:51.000 This is not our problem.

00:17:53.000 In fact, you could argue that bitching about plastic is racist because you're crapping on, you know, Asians. 1.00

00:17:59.000 I think there's a river in Niger.

00:18:01.000 There's the Yangtze.

00:18:04.000 Southeast Asia too.

00:18:05.000 So all of these Asian and African rivers are the problem. 1.00

00:18:08.000 Asians and Africans are polluting the oceans. 1.00

00:18:12.000 Also, this isn't included in the 90%, but the Caribbean and Central America, they just drive their barges out and just dump the garbage right into the ocean. 0.93

00:18:22.000 So all the combs and flip-flops and everything float back.

00:18:24.000 It's not an American phenomenon.

00:18:27.000 We're not the problem.

00:18:28.000 You know that straw that was in the turtle's nose?

00:18:31.000 That wasn't me.

00:18:32.000 That was them.

00:18:33.000 But anyway, so there's a major logical fallacy, a major mistake with this idiot's entire raison debt.

00:18:43.000 But let's let him go anyway.

00:18:44.000 Okay.

00:18:53.000 You should be scared.

00:18:54.000 Welcome to the planet, my dears.

00:18:56.000 Swipe your feet.

00:18:58.000 Come on in.

00:18:59.000 No more need for coats in your mother's den.

00:19:02.000 Thank you.

00:19:03.000 Take a look around.

00:19:05.000 Just pause.

00:19:06.000 He said there's no need for coats anymore.

00:19:09.000 Aren't you selling coats?

00:19:11.000 I guess the planet's going to be so hot because of plastic.

00:19:14.000 And by the way, you didn't film this in America.

00:19:18.000 I don't know where you had to go to find a beach this shitty, but it wasn't anywhere near me.

00:19:27.000 This is plastic.

00:19:30.000 You know what I bet?

00:19:32.000 It's tragic.

00:19:33.000 Just pause.

00:19:34.000 I bet you anything.

00:19:36.000 They got stock footage from Central America, Africa, whatever.

00:19:40.000 And then they probably live in Seattle in the Pacific Northwest.

00:19:44.000 I bet this is their garbage.

00:19:46.000 I bet they went to a nice beach near Seattle and just like threw a bunch of recycling in the ground.

00:19:53.000 In other words, they littered.

00:19:55.000 Which is making it so hot, you can't wear jackets.

00:19:58.000 Why is it so hot out today?

00:19:59.000 Because there's a plastic straw in the ocean.

00:20:01.000 Oh, I get it.

00:20:03.000 And it's not going away.

00:20:06.000 So let us take the dinner table in the house we call nature.

00:20:11.000 Come, let's chat.

00:20:12.000 Just pause.

00:20:14.000 This is totally unrelated.

00:20:16.000 I fucking hate colored lipstick.

00:20:19.000 First of all, on a gay, it's ridiculous, right? 0.99

00:20:22.000 The origin of lipstick is exaggerating women's features when they're sexually aroused. 1.00

00:20:28.000 So their lips get more flushed, their lips become redder, their cheeks become redder and more flushed with the extra blood coursing through their veins.

00:20:36.000 That's why they put blush on. 1.00

00:20:37.000 They're trying to look like horny women with big red, full lips. 1.00

00:20:40.000 When you make them blue, you just look like an eight-year-old who didn't get out of the pool in time.

00:20:45.000 I have an icebreaker.

00:20:48.000 Are we still lighting candles while the house is burning?

00:20:52.000 While we throw flame and fight over who is right, our mother does not bite her tongue or sit.

00:20:59.000 I think we should be fighting over who is right because that's how you get to the source of the problem.

00:21:06.000 Like in Canada, they're petrified about their carbon footprint.

00:21:11.000 They represent something like 1.5% of the world's carbon footprint.

00:21:17.000 And they're working to get that down.

00:21:19.000 Let's get it to 0.8.

00:21:20.000 And they're taxing the shit out of themselves.

00:21:22.000 You should see recycling in Ontario.

00:21:24.000 There's like five bins.

00:21:26.000 Oh, juice boxes go here.

00:21:28.000 Oh, this type of cardboard goes here.

00:21:30.000 Different type of cardboard goes here.

00:21:31.000 They're sitting there sorting all this shit while Asia and Africa are just like... 1.00

00:21:40.000 Look, I took my coffee cup and now it's a plant holder.

00:21:44.000 I saved the world.

00:21:45.000 Meanwhile, China's just like, oh, good for you. 1.00

00:21:48.000 As toxic sludge goes pouring out of the window.

00:21:51.000 Yeah, I like your little plan.

00:21:53.000 Nice job.

00:21:54.000 Hank Hill.

00:21:56.000 He's Vietnamese, I guess.

00:21:58.000 Wait, go back a bit.

00:22:00.000 Now the plastic is causing the icebergs to melt.

00:22:04.000 It's all the same, this plastic straw.

00:22:06.000 ...is burning.

00:22:07.000 While we throw flame and fight over who is right, our mother does not bite her tongue or sit in silence.

00:22:14.000 It's us.

00:22:15.000 Why do you get to be Mother Nature, by the way, Homo?

00:22:20.000 Men are just taking over. 1.00

00:22:21.000 Our natural tendency, gay or not, is to say, here, I'll handle this.

00:22:25.000 Let me handle this.

00:22:26.000 And now we're taking over feminism. 1.00

00:22:28.000 We are women. 0.94

00:22:30.000 Hear us roar.

00:22:31.000 We want the right to vote.

00:22:33.000 We hate that we only make 77 cents on the dollar.

00:22:36.000 And we're Mother Nature.

00:22:38.000 Welcome aboard.

00:22:39.000 The whole reason pagans made Mother Nature a woman is because she gives life.

00:22:45.000 She's more organic.

00:22:47.000 She's sentient.

00:22:48.000 Her breasts feed. 1.00

00:22:50.000 A guy can't be like, me too.

00:22:53.000 My breasts feed.

00:22:55.000 Come, feel from my womb all my, well, I guess just poo and pee and some chiz. 1.00

00:23:03.000 But besides that, feel how interconnected I am to the earth.

00:23:07.000 No, you're not.

00:23:10.000 What's less mother nature than fucking high-heel boots and makeup on a dude? 1.00

00:23:18.000 That's me.

00:23:19.000 I did that with my plastic straws.

00:23:21.000 Just pause.

00:23:22.000 You know that liberals are going around steal straws now, right?

00:23:24.000 My son is so brainwashed, my six-year-old, that he gets pissed off if he sees me use a plastic straw.

00:23:30.000 He does not use plastic.

00:23:32.000 That's one of his rules.

00:23:33.000 And if you get him like a milkshake with a plastic straw on, he's like, no thanks.

00:23:37.000 Way to stick to your guns, dude.

00:23:42.000 Did you see that?

00:23:43.000 You may have to go back.

00:23:45.000 Oh, no.

00:23:46.000 Mother Nature's hella pissed. 1.00

00:23:48.000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

00:23:52.000 *laughs*

00:23:55.000 That's a t-shirt.

00:23:56.000 Oh, no.

00:23:57.000 Mother Nature's hella pissed. 1.00

00:23:58.000 So wait a minute.

00:23:59.000 Now he's black and a woman and Mother Nature all at the same time. 1.00

00:24:04.000 And he is hella pissed, y'all.

00:24:07.000 Mother Nature's hella pissed. 1.00

00:24:10.000 What a loser.

00:24:11.000 See, a woman knows when she's been told. 0.96

00:24:14.000 When the men in the boardroom think she's being see, this is what I just said.

00:24:19.000 He is women. 0.99

00:24:20.000 Hear him roar.

00:24:22.000 We know when we've been told.

00:24:24.000 When we're told to get back in our place in the boardroom.

00:24:27.000 Well, fuck you.

00:24:28.000 We're not doing it anymore.

00:24:30.000 We're taking our penises and slapping you in the face. 1.00

00:24:33.000 Because we are women. 1.00

00:24:35.000 With makeup on.

00:24:49.000 Wait a minute.

00:24:50.000 I'm lost here.

00:24:51.000 So the metaphor is getting confusing.

00:24:53.000 Now, Mother Nature represents all women and feminism, and they've had enough. 1.00

00:24:57.000 So Mother Nature is going to be fighting back? 0.99

00:24:59.000 What does this mean?

00:25:00.000 Like, we're going to get a crazy storm that's going to kill all the men?

00:25:03.000 I don't understand where he's going with this metaphor.

00:25:07.000 Is this our message in a plastic bottle?

00:25:10.000 XO hugs, kisses.

00:25:12.000 I'll try harder tomorrow.

00:25:15.000 Day after day, we send our regards.

00:25:17.000 Millions and millions of plastic discards.

00:25:20.000 P.S. Yeah, Asia.

00:25:22.000 We don't give a damn.

00:25:24.000 But we should really give a damn.

00:25:25.000 Asia and Africa.

00:25:28.000 This business.

00:25:29.000 Now I know what you're saying.

00:25:30.000 Stop it, Orientals. 1.00

00:25:32.000 We don't give a damn.

00:25:34.000 But we should really give a damn.

00:25:36.000 Yeah, Africa. 0.94

00:25:38.000 Give a damn, Africa. 1.00

00:25:40.000 Now I know what you're saying.

00:25:42.000 It's just a drop in the bucket.

00:25:43.000 It's just one plastic bag, one straw, so suck it. 0.94

00:25:46.000 Well, suck on this. 0.95

00:25:48.000 Right now, there are more plastic pieces in the ocean than stars in the Milky Way.

00:25:54.000 Billion plastic bags being used every single day.

00:26:00.000 We dress this mess in political gains, in power change, and profits made.

00:26:05.000 Our mother says to go upstairs and put on something new.

00:26:09.000 Can you not have Googled this before you did a spent?

00:26:12.000 I don't know.

00:26:12.000 What was this, like 30 grand?

00:26:14.000 Before you spent 30 grand on a commercial, maybe look it up.

00:26:18.000 Maybe just Google where plastic comes from and who is responsible.

00:26:23.000 Jesus Lord.

00:26:25.000 This is what I mean about the left frying themselves.

00:26:28.000 Like these guys are freaking out about a plastic cup and saying, suck it, while a gay dude with blue lips dances around in a bag dress. 0.99

00:26:38.000 Like, why make fun of them?

00:26:41.000 They're doing a great job all on their own.

00:26:43.000 Why lampoon the ridiculous?

00:26:46.000 It is a lampoon.

00:26:47.000 Put on your boots.

00:26:48.000 We've got a ton of work to do.

00:26:53.000 He is woman.

00:26:54.000 Dear Mother Nature.

00:26:55.000 Dear Mother Nature, I love you so much.

00:26:58.000 I love you.

00:27:01.000 Yeah, Asia.

00:27:05.000 I would use less strawberry in order to save this Mother Nature dude. 0.94

00:27:11.000 Loving you has taught me how to love myself.

00:27:13.000 Give us a chance to show ourselves.

00:27:16.000 You are beautiful.

00:27:16.000 You are loved.

00:27:17.000 Just pause.

00:27:19.000 What is more ridiculous than a dude who looks like my brother's friend standing there in a giant gown going, look at me?

00:27:29.000 Look at my gorgeous beauty.

00:27:30.000 Like if it's the hottest woman in the world or even like that, you know, in the Game of Thrones chick, who's super annoying, but in the show, when she's got her white hair and she's on a dragon and she's like, look at me. 0.92

00:27:41.000 I'm the queen.

00:27:42.000 You're like, okay, that's kind of cool.

00:27:43.000 You're a queen and you run dragons all over the place. 1.00

00:27:47.000 Cool.

00:27:47.000 I'm freaked out.

00:27:49.000 You know, I see the power in that.

00:27:51.000 Your incredible beauty.

00:27:52.000 It's so rare.

00:27:53.000 But when it's fucking Randy McKevins, the dude who does inventory at the Dominion Tavern when the bartender's too drunk.

00:28:05.000 He's like, I might do inventory at Dominion Tavern, but I'm also Mama Nature and I'm hella pissed.

00:28:14.000 You're the fucking laughingstock, dude.

00:28:16.000 We'll protect you.

00:28:19.000 So, Queen straight.

00:28:22.000 Father Time is ticking on.

00:28:25.000 And what will be left is what we have done.

00:28:28.000 And what will be left is what we have done.

00:28:33.000 Our mother is dying while we are out living.

00:28:36.000 We must be way beyond gay. 0.99

00:28:40.000 It's over.

00:28:41.000 Like, what are you still doing?

00:28:43.000 How long?

00:28:43.000 Does this keep going?

00:28:48.000 I got it.

00:28:48.000 Okay, you're wrong.

00:28:50.000 You're wrong, but I get what you're saying.

00:28:52.000 That plastic is bad.

00:28:53.000 We gotta care about the environment more.

00:28:55.000 It's misdirected, but I get your point.

00:28:57.000 Why are you still prancing around the beach?

00:28:59.000 It's getting dark out, dude.

00:29:00.000 Go home.

00:29:02.000 If we dare choose, it's time that we act.

00:29:05.000 We've got everything to lose.

00:29:08.000 Is he going to cry?

00:29:15.000 You have this reversed, right?

00:29:16.000 so we don't get kicked off YouTube.

00:29:18.000 Mother Nature is...

00:29:21.000 I can't read backwards.

00:29:23.000 Mother Nage is continuing on.

00:29:26.000 Oh, Mother Nage is counting on you.

00:29:28.000 Mother Nage, girl. 0.81

00:29:30.000 Mother, motherfucking Nage. 1.00

00:29:33.000 Okay, so the reason I pulled that up, Brian, is, well, the reason I pulled that up is to say I think we should leave the left alone.

00:29:41.000 Leave them to their own devices.

00:29:42.000 They're even great in the war on Islam. 1.00

00:29:45.000 Like, they've got burqas that are rainbow colored and saying Allah loves homosexuality and stuff.

00:29:54.000 Yes, please do.

00:29:55.000 That's why Lauren Southern is banned from Britain for hate speech. 1.00

00:29:59.000 Because she set up a table that said Allah loves homosexuality or something, had rainbow pamphlets and shit. 1.00

00:30:06.000 That was considered hate speech.

00:30:08.000 The left does that on their own, Lauren.

00:30:10.000 You don't have to bother.

00:30:12.000 So this is Patagonia, the guy you just saw, who, I mean, this is what happens when you're too nice to people.

00:30:19.000 I'm not saying he should have been bullied when he was a kid, but when you let someone, especially gays, it appears, totally indulge themselves, you end up with a really annoying twat who's bad for your movement. 1.00

00:30:35.000 Hey, Kevin, Sandy's shit faced again.

00:30:37.000 Can you just count the empties in the back, please?

00:30:40.000 What?

00:30:41.000 No?

00:30:42.000 *laughs*

00:30:47.000 Okay.

00:30:47.000 Can I like make it more me?

00:30:49.000 Hi.

00:30:50.000 My name is Wynn.

00:30:51.000 I was born and raised in Nebraska.

00:30:53.000 When will he shut the fuck up?

00:30:55.000 When I put on a pair of high-heel boots and backpacked for the first time as Patty Gonia.

00:31:03.000 No, this is not a joke.

00:31:06.000 I don't know what he's doing it for.

00:31:08.000 Blisters?

00:31:09.000 I'm a member of the blisters movement and I wear incredibly uncomfortable shoes to go hiking in order to promote, I don't know, foot pain?

00:31:21.000 What is he doing?

00:31:23.000 Look at this.

00:31:24.000 Finally, someone's fierce and waterproof.

00:31:28.000 Pattigonia is an environmental advocate drag queen.

00:31:32.000 What is you plastic cutlery?

00:31:35.000 This whole world is new to me, if you can't tell.

00:31:38.000 See, he falls.

00:31:38.000 He's vulnerable.

00:31:40.000 He's not perfect.

00:31:41.000 I am not struggling.

00:31:42.000 He is mother nature, but he's not perfect and he's hella pissed about it.

00:31:46.000 I think that it's just so cool that you're an ally to kids in your school and that you guys are an ally every day of your life.

00:31:51.000 Work, work.

00:31:52.000 Work, work.

00:31:54.000 What the fuck has this got to do with anything?

00:31:56.000 He's bringing drag to outdoors? 1.00

00:32:00.000 What does that mean?

00:32:01.000 Like, you hate that people hike not in high-heel shoes?

00:32:04.000 The oppression that people who wear thigh-high boots get when they go on a fucking hike?

00:32:08.000 The oppression comes from your blisters, dude. 0.57

00:32:10.000 I don't give a shit what you wear.

00:32:13.000 I can't decline.

00:32:14.000 Hey, it's okay to be gay and go on a walk. 0.70

00:32:16.000 Love on Queen Mother Nate.

00:32:17.000 Surprise!

00:32:18.000 I'm here to show you the whole...

00:32:22.000 30 minutes long.

00:32:23.000 Can you imagine how brave you'd have to be to watch this entire thing?

00:32:28.000 If I watched this entire thing, I would Move in with Joe Biggs and we would go beat up guys who had stolen Valor because I would be a war vet.

00:32:37.000 And I'm done.

00:32:38.000 Well, this is the making of Mother Nate.

00:32:41.000 Why'd he take that boot off?

00:32:42.000 All right.

00:32:43.000 We're not done yet, folks.

00:32:46.000 They're not sending their best.

00:32:48.000 And this was a town hall in Olympia, which is that's near Portland, right?

00:32:55.000 Pacific Northwest.

00:32:56.000 That's where Courtney's from. 0.87

00:32:58.000 Can you flip this back?

00:33:00.000 It's getting annoying.

00:33:03.000 So the trans movement is very positive and they don't judge people.

00:33:10.000 And I think that's a mistake.

00:33:12.000 Because if you're going to have representatives, they should be articulate, sound normal, not say crazy shit all the time.

00:33:22.000 Like Mother Nature's hella pissed.

00:33:24.000 So I'm trying to help them, I guess.

00:33:26.000 I'm saying you guys are your own worst enemies.

00:33:28.000 The people you send up are mental patients.

00:33:31.000 So town halls are always good for the local loonies to come out.

00:33:35.000 But when you're dealing with trans, the loony is loony to the power of two, loony squared. 1.00

00:33:43.000 And here we have a meeting in Olympia where some trans people would like to tell you basically that you're bitches. 1.00

00:33:49.000 And you'll notice, by the way, when they talk, they sound a lot like the liberals on my show on free speech, where they just say, we need to get together, have a conversation about people and feeling, and just get back to love.

00:34:01.000 And you're listening to going, yeah, okay.

00:34:04.000 Can you give me something of substance besides a Hallmark card?

00:34:09.000 Followed by Ioda.

00:34:10.000 I can't read the last name.

00:34:12.000 Followed by a name I'm not going to pronounce.

00:34:18.000 Just pause.

00:34:19.000 The name of the name that she couldn't say was Christopher Shitlips.

00:34:27.000 Hello, City Hall.

00:34:29.000 My name's Lawrence.

00:34:32.000 I work with Hartspark Press.

00:34:34.000 I'm a tranny suffering in the conditions you create for us to not live in this city.

00:34:40.000 Just pause.

00:34:41.000 I'm a tranny.

00:34:42.000 I didn't know you could say tranny.

00:34:43.000 I'm a tranny living in the conditions that you create.

00:34:47.000 What did we do to you?

00:34:50.000 Why is it there?

00:34:51.000 I don't like politicians either, but what did they do to him?

00:34:54.000 They said, no, there's a no-tranny zone.

00:34:56.000 You can't get on the bus.

00:34:58.000 He goes to buy a loaf of bread.

00:34:59.000 Sorry.

00:35:00.000 We starve trannies here in Olympia. 1.00

00:35:04.000 Look at this hot mess.

00:35:08.000 I want to say that I am a person that values hearing out people's pain and talking to their hearts.

00:35:16.000 And I feel like the people here at City Hall, they don't do that.

00:35:19.000 You fuck with people's hearts.

00:35:21.000 You create illusions.

00:35:23.000 Point of order, I'm going to ask that you refrain.

00:35:25.000 This is broadcast live out in people's homes with families.

00:35:30.000 My point is, you didn't care what I just said, which proves my point.

00:35:37.000 You're not listening to my frustration and pain having to deal with people like you who are worried about what I'm saying.

00:35:44.000 What do you want us to do?

00:35:44.000 Lower attacks?

00:35:45.000 Can we move along here?

00:35:46.000 What do you want?

00:35:50.000 Just like the illusions of this meeting, like this shit's nice, right?

00:35:53.000 You get people in a room.

00:35:54.000 They come to you with their problems.

00:35:56.000 You say you care, but you don't really do anything about it.

00:35:59.000 We go home.

00:36:00.000 We come back again.

00:36:01.000 There's no solutions.

00:36:02.000 To what?

00:36:03.000 So I just picked hope.

00:36:07.000 I'm a New Yorker.

00:36:08.000 I like when bums come up to me and they start going, hey man, I got a buzz to you.

00:36:12.000 I just know.

00:36:14.000 Cut out of the buck.

00:36:15.000 You'll notice when you ask directions in New York City, you go, which way's north?

00:36:18.000 And they're like, what do you want?

00:36:23.000 Hope.

00:36:24.000 Oh, look who's there.

00:36:24.000 But I'm very hopeless and changed.

00:36:28.000 Especially when it's in the hands of people like you on the sport.

00:36:32.000 Just can you?

00:36:32.000 Can you have more of a shit wig, please?

00:36:35.000 If I'm a tranny, like I got this at CVS and it's nicer than his.

00:36:40.000 It literally is nicer than his.

00:36:42.000 And I filled it with leaves because it was supposed to be part of a witch pumpkin.

00:36:48.000 You look worse than a witch pumpkin, dude.

00:36:51.000 Hope that you will be able to hear our pain and we can have a meeting point in getting the peace we want to see in the world.

00:36:59.000 Who's next to you, dude?

00:37:00.000 And I would like also to not have the police involved with any sort of lighting involving any trans women, K-map people, really anyone. 1.00

00:37:16.000 Hold on.

00:37:18.000 I think he's saying he doesn't want the police involved in anything involving trans.

00:37:22.000 What is light?

00:37:23.000 Like the sky?

00:37:26.000 With any sort of light to like not want to see in the world.

00:37:30.000 This guy is more sane than Mother Neach.

00:37:33.000 Than Patagonia.

00:37:35.000 I mean, sorry, less sane.

00:37:37.000 Like, I didn't think we'd get more ridiculous in Patagonia.

00:37:40.000 All she did was not Google something.

00:37:42.000 This person does not speak language.

00:37:45.000 This is not even English or anything.

00:37:47.000 He can't convey information with his face.

00:37:50.000 Besides, I'm not too not to have the police involved with any sort of lighting involving any trans women, Kmap people, really anyone. 0.78

00:38:04.000 What?

00:38:06.000 I don't understand you.

00:38:08.000 But keep going.

00:38:12.000 Next, I have Felicia Ibarra, followed by Arthur West.

00:38:22.000 Elicia Ibarra?

00:38:26.000 That's not your real name.

00:38:29.000 Okay, now this one's going to get tricky because it's going to sound like we're making fun of the handicapped.

00:38:34.000 But this goes back to what I was saying earlier.

00:38:37.000 If someone is severely handicapped and talks like they're about to laugh their head off, you know, like say your friend went to a Halloween party kind of later on in the year, like November 1st, and he was dressed up like Barney the dinosaur and everyone there was wearing just suits and shit. 1.00

00:38:53.000 It was like a formal dinner.

00:38:54.000 And when you were telling that story, you'd be going, so he shows up dressed like Barney the fucking dinosaur.

00:39:03.000 Everyone there is wearing a suit.

00:39:05.000 If you had that speech impediment, maybe just do a lot of the writing and maybe don't have the mic.

00:39:12.000 Just sorry, but for the movement, like Tyrannosaurus Burke, she should maybe be behind the scenes because it's very distracting to have the head of the Me Too movement be a one.

00:39:24.000 I would say thank you for having me here today, but I must not tell lies.

00:39:32.000 I'm Armani Liebershet.

00:39:37.000 Armani Lieberschett?

00:39:39.000 Also, do you work with Hartzberg?

00:39:42.000 Fuck is Hartsberg.

00:39:43.000 They're already sharing the mess.

00:39:45.000 How dare you corrupt the symbols of my trans and gay siblings?

00:39:56.000 Just pause.

00:39:59.000 I get that you're handicapped and you consider yourself, I guess, a woman or some sort of weird gender.

00:40:03.000 By the way, you have a tie on and you're in a chair.

00:40:06.000 How do you be a woman? 1.00

00:40:07.000 Doesn't he have a mustache?

00:40:10.000 Just because you have fucking yarn stitched in your head, you get to be a chick? 1.00

00:40:15.000 But doesn't he sound like he's about to crack up because someone wore a Barney the Dinosaur uniform to an important formal dinner?

00:40:22.000 Like he just, especially stoned guys, you know, when they just had a toque and they go, so that's why they even showed up in the first place because they thought they had won the lottery and they thought they were going there to collect money.

00:40:36.000 Well, also having those very same symbols protected by people who are meant to eliminate us.

00:40:50.000 How dare you?

00:40:51.000 How dare I want?

00:40:52.000 And how do how dare you?

00:40:55.000 Is he grabbing up?

00:40:57.000 Even think about accepting an award for just pause.

00:41:02.000 I'm sorry.

00:41:03.000 I know he's handicapped, but he sounds exactly like he's holding in weed. 1.00

00:41:10.000 How dare you?

00:41:13.000 Corrupt our symbols.

00:41:17.000 What is he talking about?

00:41:19.000 Symbols?

00:41:20.000 They have a symbol, right?

00:41:21.000 Like they have a flag.

00:41:23.000 They probably have some weird male-female shape thing, like the prince when he wasn't prince anymore, the artist formerly known as prince.

00:41:31.000 But what did they do to it?

00:41:32.000 They took a shit on it?

00:41:34.000 They broke it in half?

00:41:35.000 Hey, Trans. 1.00

00:41:36.000 I'm a municipal politician.

00:41:38.000 You see your symbol?

00:41:40.000 It's gay. 1.00

00:41:41.000 Ting, tingling, ting, ting, ting.

00:41:44.000 What do you want?

00:41:45.000 I don't understand what you want.

00:41:46.000 I'll do anything you want.

00:41:47.000 Here, here's the keys to the city.

00:41:49.000 Here's a million dollars.

00:41:50.000 What would you like to see happen, sir?

00:41:52.000 For a place that you block off half of, therefore making it impossible for me to get around in the city.

00:42:06.000 Okay.

00:42:07.000 So his beef appears to be not related to trans or symbos, but more wheelchair access.

00:42:14.000 So just cut to the quick next time.

00:42:16.000 So you would like to have...

00:42:22.000 Cut to the good part.

00:42:24.000 Cut to the chase.

00:42:25.000 So you want more ramps and shit.

00:42:27.000 Okay, got it.

00:42:28.000 Can you show me where?

00:42:29.000 Because the way I recall, especially in New York City, you can get really screwed if you don't have wheelchair access.

00:42:36.000 There's big fines for that.

00:42:41.000 I am the aunt angry.

00:42:43.000 I'm furious.

00:42:46.000 You're pretty happy.

00:42:51.000 I'm furious that this town even has the nerve to claim progressivism.

00:43:02.000 Is that a laugh?

00:43:03.000 Even though we all know progressivism is proto-fascist anyway.

00:43:11.000 Oh, so progressivism isn't even good enough for him.

00:43:14.000 You know what I never got about the handicap?

00:43:16.000 Why do you get to be all pissed off that things don't work for you when your own body doesn't work?

00:43:21.000 You know?

00:43:22.000 Like, I understand if you're black and you go, why can't I drink at that fountain?

00:43:27.000 Why is there a black fountain?

00:43:28.000 I'm just a normal guy.

00:43:29.000 I should be able to drink at that fountain.

00:43:31.000 Got it.

00:43:32.000 Very, very easy to understand.

00:43:33.000 But someone is like, and can't talk properly going, why the fuck can't I go over there on the Bouncy Castle and then play basketball at a trampoline gym?

00:43:47.000 You go, I don't know.

00:43:48.000 You can't do a lot of shit.

00:43:51.000 You're severely handicapped. 1.00

00:43:54.000 Like, if I made the world where you could do everything, it would be really, you know, you go to motels all over the country and they all have this crazy arm thing to lower a handicapped person into the pool. 1.00

00:44:10.000 And they're always covered in linoleum or tarp or something because no one ever uses them.

00:44:14.000 I mean, I figure if you're a completely gimpy, like crumpled up Muppet, you're going to be with someone.

00:44:22.000 And can't that person just sort of take you from the edge of the pool and plop you in the water?

00:44:27.000 I mean, you need someone by your side at all times if you're that handicapped.

00:44:30.000 So why do we need this $10,000?

00:44:32.000 I guarantee every motel had to spend $10,000 on this stupid, like chair.

00:44:39.000 No.

00:44:41.000 Sorry.

00:44:42.000 If you are a crumpled ball of human being, whoever's handling you can get you in the fucking pool.

00:44:48.000 That would be funny if I was on that board and I was just like, can I interrupt?

00:44:53.000 Are you talking about the fucking arms at motels?

00:44:55.000 Because those are stupid, okay?

00:44:57.000 If you go to a motel, I'll put you in the pool, Fatty. 0.84

00:45:02.000 I would say do better.

00:45:03.000 At what?

00:45:05.000 But I know y'all were just...

00:45:09.000 What's a job?

00:45:10.000 And your job is to oppress my family.

00:45:18.000 I hope when you go home at night to your comfortable houses, to your middle-class lives, where you have to worry about nothing.

00:45:36.000 Okay, I don't think we can do this anymore.

00:45:37.000 I've had enough.

00:45:38.000 But can't, like, say, I was part of their team, I was one of his trans siblings.

00:45:42.000 I'd say, Eddie, can you just stay there?

00:45:46.000 And what I'll do is I'll come up and I'll go, this is my friend Eddie.

00:45:49.000 He doesn't have access to over 30% of the venues in this city.

00:45:55.000 Now, that is one of the worst cities in the state of Washington.

00:46:01.000 Look at Portland, 72%.

00:46:03.000 Seattle, 84%.

00:46:06.000 Vancouver, 90%.

00:46:08.000 Olympia, 64%.

00:46:12.000 How do we get this bad at wheelchair access?

00:46:17.000 I've sent you, if you look on your desk, I sent a list of the venues.

00:46:20.000 I don't want them sued, but I just, I'm not looking for fines, but I just want us to at least get up to the state average.

00:46:29.000 Right, Eddie?

00:46:31.000 See?

00:46:33.000 Good night.

00:46:33.000 Thank you.

00:46:35.000 But they're too crazy to do that, and I guess too stupid.

00:46:40.000 So why don't we just leave them to their own devices?

00:46:43.000 Because the modern radical left has gone from being Antifa and the paramilitary wing of the DNC to being an anvil that's posing as a life preserver.

00:46:57.000 I mean, I think we should just let them throw this drowning political stance, an anvil, and watch it plummet to the bottom of the plastic-covered sea.

00:47:09.000 *music*

00:47:22.000 I'm getting angry.

00:47:27.000 Look, it's obviously lame to make fun of the handicap that's punching down, way down.

00:47:33.000 But you guys got to work on your spokesman.

00:47:37.000 For example, 1-6, RFK Jr. was on Tucker Carlson, and I don't know.

00:47:42.000 I'm kind of starting to agree with that guy.

00:47:45.000 I don't know how I feel about vaccines anymore, to be honest.

00:47:49.000 Like 100% of them.

00:47:51.000 Are 100% of them good for your kids?

00:47:53.000 I don't fucking know.

00:47:54.000 But I'm open to the idea that pharmaceutical companies would be lying to us.

00:47:59.000 This is going to happen to you, by the way.

00:48:01.000 You too, Ryan.

00:48:02.000 When you get to my age, conspiracy theories stop sounding weird.

00:48:06.000 I think so, yeah.

00:48:07.000 I'm questioning everything.

00:48:08.000 I used to laugh at JFK.

00:48:10.000 Even with 9-11, I'm at the point now where I'm open to the possibility that George Bush knew we were going to be attacked by Muslims. 0.99

00:48:17.000 I don't believe in like thermite in the I-beams, any of that shit.

00:48:21.000 Thermite paint.

00:48:23.000 Thermite paint.

00:48:24.000 But the idea that Bush knew, I'm open to that now.

00:48:27.000 Anyway, so RFK Jr., obviously a Kennedy, he is anti-vaccines and he needs someone else to do the talking.

00:48:38.000 Have a calm here.

00:48:39.000 Go back, go back, go back.

00:48:40.000 So just like that handicapped guy sounds exactly like he's stoned and he's about to laugh his head off, RFK Jr. has a neurological disorder that messes with his voice box. 0.96

00:48:50.000 So he always sounds like you just walked in and he was just raped.

00:48:56.000 And he was crying and you go, RFK, stop, stop, stop.

00:49:00.000 Just tell me what happened.

00:49:01.000 He came in here and I was screaming the entire time and no one can hear me.

00:49:08.000 That's how he talks.

00:49:10.000 Check it out.

00:49:12.000 Because it's not consistent.

00:49:14.000 No, go back to the right when Tucker asked the question about the safety vaccines, a no-go zone on the left.

00:49:24.000 Well, you know, it's interesting because it's not consistent with the traditional liberal posture of skepticism towards large corporate power.

00:49:34.000 I thought he was crying Ross the boot.

00:49:37.000 I'm not criticizing your point.

00:49:39.000 I'm not criticizing you for having a neurological disorder, but clearly public speaking is not for you, dude.

00:49:45.000 This is what I was saying about those handicapped guys.

00:49:47.000 Sorry.

00:49:49.000 You don't have it.

00:49:52.000 The citizen industry and government agencies.

00:49:55.000 And CDC has been characterized by at least four federal studies as a cesspool.

00:50:04.000 I can't listen to what you're saying.

00:50:05.000 It sounds totally valid, but I cannot listen.

00:50:08.000 Do not adjust your television sets.

00:50:10.000 It needs that.

00:50:11.000 I thought there was something wrong with the computer.

00:50:14.000 Anyway, I've got a lot more on this, this idea that we need to just leave the left to their own devices.

00:50:20.000 And when I say the left, I obviously mean the modern left, which is basically the alt-left.

00:50:25.000 But like, check out, did I send you this video about these feminists? 1.00

00:50:30.000 So there was a march in France, and they have a serious rape epidemic there, thanks to the refugees. 1.00

00:50:39.000 And there were signs on these feminists. 1.00

00:50:44.000 Since person des violores, sent estrangés, le Parisienne, but situ les crisis sur un pincard in many feminists. 1.00

00:50:55.000 Voici le results.

00:50:57.000 52% of rapists are foreigners.

00:51:00.000 But if you write that on a card in front of a bunch of feminists, this is the result. 1.00

00:51:10.000 So those signs say 52%, or when they say étranger, they mean stranger, but that means foreigner there.

00:51:17.000 Look, so this feminist is attacking her sign. 1.00

00:51:21.000 This happened when I was in France.

00:51:23.000 When I went there after Bataclan and I was in northern Paris, which is all Muslim, asking Muslims how they feel about France and infidels. 1.00

00:51:30.000 And this white woman, white men didn't have a problem with me. 0.99

00:51:33.000 White women were always fucking up my interviews and coming over and going, don't get it twisted. 1.00

00:51:39.000 Don't get it twisted.

00:51:41.000 Using American Ebonics.

00:51:44.000 But yeah, these geriatric boomer feminists are attacking these young feminists for daring to point out a hate fact about rape in their city. 1.00

00:51:54.000 Look how mad they are.

00:51:57.000 You get what I'm saying?

00:51:58.000 This is great publicity.

00:52:00.000 for conservatives.

00:52:01.000 If they're brown, let them rape. 1.00

00:52:04.000 This is anti-rapist.

00:52:06.000 Yeah.

00:52:07.000 You guys are hurting rapists' feelings.

00:52:10.000 Rapists are people too, you know.

00:52:12.000 Like, remember that dude?

00:52:13.000 A dude was rapist.

00:52:14.000 I think he was Dutch.

00:52:16.000 Maybe he was Norwegian or Finnish.

00:52:18.000 He's a Northern European, and he was a politician, a male, who was raped by a Somalian.

00:52:24.000 And his problem was, the man is going to be deported.

00:52:28.000 I feel terrible about what happened with the rape.

00:52:31.000 But what's really damaging is that they are going to deport him now.

00:52:34.000 I feel terrible about it.

00:52:36.000 It wasn't even that bad of a rape.

00:52:38.000 There we go.

00:52:39.000 Male Norwegian politician raped by asylum seeker says he feels guilty that his attacker will now be deported because the man might suffer back in Somalia.

00:52:47.000 We're rapists' rights.

00:52:49.000 Who knew we'd get here?

00:52:52.000 And this actually, speaking of the left doing our dirty work, transgender people, this is 1.7 and 1.8, claim that if you don't want to have sex with them, you are transphobic.

00:53:07.000 Well, I'm transphobic.

00:53:09.000 Sign me up.

00:53:10.000 Remember Chris Rock?

00:53:12.000 I want to be the head of the KKK.

00:53:15.000 Remember that?

00:53:16.000 No, I don't.

00:53:17.000 He had a thing about, I love black people, but I hate.

00:53:20.000 And then he used an unfortunate epithet for African Americans.

00:53:24.000 Yeah.

00:53:25.000 He's like, sign me up for the KKK.

00:53:27.000 Transgender people claim gays are.

00:53:29.000 So if you are, like, say, there's a lesbian, right? 1.00

00:53:38.000 And she meets that guy.

00:53:40.000 And then he takes off his pants and he goes, please eat me out.

00:53:44.000 And she goes, well, you have a penis. 1.00

00:53:45.000 And as a lesbian, I'm not a fan of those.

00:53:47.000 And he goes, fuck you, transphobe.

00:53:50.000 Look, click on one of those pictures.

00:53:51.000 So this is this journalist who's found some chat room.

00:53:55.000 And the way they talk is bizarre.

00:53:57.000 Like, look at the bottom part.

00:53:59.000 Let me make it readable for me.

00:54:02.000 I'm covering it.

00:54:03.000 Why can't I express that?

00:54:05.000 Also, regarding transphobia toward trans men, they have a dick, dick, ew, vaginas are gross culture going on.

00:54:11.000 A lot will say they're pro-trans rights, but then they'll say shit like, sorry, I only date real men.

00:54:16.000 Many are allies in name only for PC Brownie points.

00:54:20.000 You see what I'm saying?

00:54:21.000 Like, just leave it to them.

00:54:23.000 They want a world where lesbians have to perform fellatio and gays have to eat out chicks. 1.00

00:54:29.000 So now you just lost all normal lesbians and gays. 1.00

00:54:33.000 They're out of your movement.

00:54:37.000 By the way, sorry.

00:54:38.000 This would be just after 1.6, after RFK Jr.

00:54:42.000 Regarding that 90% of plastica thing here.

00:54:44.000 Plastica?

00:54:46.000 90% of plastic comes from 10 rivers.

00:54:50.000 Eight of them are Asian, two of them are African.

00:54:52.000 This is between 1.6 and 1.7.

00:54:56.000 By analyzing, this is the stat I was bringing up in the previous thing with Patty Gonia.

00:55:03.000 By analyzing the waste found in the rivers and surrounding landscape, researchers were able to estimate that just 10 river systems carry 90% of the plastic that ends up in the ocean.

00:55:12.000 Eight of them are in Asia.

00:55:13.000 The Yangtze, Indus, Yellow, Haihe, Ganges, Pearl, Amur, Mekong.

00:55:20.000 and two in Africa, the Nile and the...

00:55:28.000 The Nile, and then there's a country in Africa that's called N-word.

00:55:33.000 It's only one G. I know which word you're saying. 0.86

00:55:35.000 I don't care how many Gs it is, Ryan.

00:55:37.000 I'm not saying that word.

00:55:39.000 And if there's anyone in Africa watching this show, we're very disappointed in you to name a country that.

00:55:45.000 That's really sad.

00:55:46.000 I hurt you.

00:55:52.000 I am the only one.

00:55:53.000 You're at the United Nations and you're like, we'd like to thank our delegates from the Congo and from South Africa and from Zimbabwe.

00:56:02.000 And I'm not saying that word.

00:56:04.000 I'm better than that.

00:56:06.000 What?

00:56:06.000 I am from Nigeria.

00:56:07.000 I will chop your money, disappear.

00:56:11.000 We are from Nigeria.

00:56:12.000 You can make it a soft G all you want, sir.

00:56:16.000 It does not make it right.

00:56:21.000 Speaking of pandering, this is a little off.

00:56:22.000 Oh, wait.

00:56:23.000 Speaking of Tucker, did you see this guy saying, I can't believe Tucker still has a job here?

00:56:30.000 A little loser.

00:56:31.000 Not that funny.

00:56:33.000 Unfortunate.

00:56:34.000 Just one, two.

00:56:35.000 If you're wondering who the Democratic nominee will be, don't bet against Michelle Obama.

00:56:40.000 The Democratic Party is ripping.

00:56:42.000 Sorry, can I just pause it?

00:56:43.000 I know I said, let's not do politics, and here I am doing politics.

00:56:46.000 When Tucker says something like that, he's usually kind of cheating in the sense that he has insider info, and he's pretending this is just a wild theory he makes up, where down the line he's going to look like a fucking genius.

00:57:00.000 Right, right.

00:57:00.000 He doesn't just fart out ideas.

00:57:02.000 When he comes, he's sort of like James O'Keeffe with Project Veritas.

00:57:06.000 When he drops a bomb, there's actually much more artillery behind him.

00:57:10.000 So he's just pretending this is just flicking a cigarette, but he actually has mountains of gasoline behind him.

00:57:15.000 Ace and gender and class. 0.54

00:57:17.000 Michelle Obama, let's be honest, is one of the only people who could unite the party's warring factions.

00:57:24.000 Dr. Carlson with a bold prediction saying Michelle Obama just may be the Democratic ticket next year, despite the former first lady saying on message with this episode. 0.78

00:57:36.000 Nice to see you, sir.

00:57:37.000 What do you think of the prediction on Michelle Obama?

00:57:40.000 I'd like to see that.

00:57:41.000 Well, she's not running, but the core question is why the hell does Tucker Carson still have a job here in the first place?

00:57:46.000 The reality is this is someone who said white supremacy is a hole.

00:57:50.000 You can't even say his name.

00:57:51.000 Tucker Carr.

00:57:53.000 Wait, did he say Tucker Car?

00:57:54.000 Tucker Carr.

00:57:55.000 Yeah.

00:57:55.000 Here in the first place.

00:57:57.000 Obama.

00:57:57.000 I'd like to see that.

00:57:58.000 Well, she's not running, but the core question is, why the hell does Tucker Cars still have a job here?

00:58:02.000 Tucker Cars.

00:58:03.000 Tucker Cars?

00:58:04.000 Is he from the movie Cars?

00:58:06.000 Get her done.

00:58:06.000 Was he the tow truck in Cars?

00:58:09.000 Yeah, I'm going to do something special.

00:58:12.000 He said white supremacy is a hoax.

00:58:14.000 That's not what he said.

00:58:15.000 He said that this obsession with white supremacy is a waste of time because it's not really a thing, which is what I say, which is the KKK and Out of the Streets.

00:58:25.000 Remember that story I told you at the bar where I said, the Antifa is just the paramilitary wing of the DNC.

00:58:31.000 They go to DNC events and they beat up Trump supporters.

00:58:33.000 They're a violent gang that are the street warriors for the Democratic Party.

00:58:40.000 And he goes, Well, Trump has the same thing.

00:58:42.000 And I go, Who?

00:58:43.000 And he says, KKK.

00:58:47.000 The KKK.

00:58:49.000 Wow.

00:58:50.000 According to this gentleman, they are showing up.

00:58:52.000 So the reason this clown said that is because all his eggs are in that basket.

00:58:58.000 So if white supremacy isn't a thing, they don't have a campaign.

00:59:02.000 They have nothing to offer.

00:59:04.000 And to that I say, good.

00:59:06.000 Let them go.

00:59:07.000 Let them pretend America is a white supremacist country.

00:59:10.000 Because you know who knows America?

00:59:12.000 Americans.

00:59:13.000 They work with black people.

00:59:15.000 They walk down the street.

00:59:16.000 They go to the gym.

00:59:17.000 They spar with black dudes. 0.80

00:59:19.000 They say, have a happy Thanksgiving.

00:59:21.000 They know how they feel.

00:59:22.000 And they talk to their brothers and they talk to their relatives.

00:59:25.000 And they know that America is not racist.

00:59:26.000 So when you say that Tucker should be fired for not saying white supremacy is the biggest problem in the country, you're a retard. 1.00

00:59:37.000 The reality is this is someone who said white supremacy is a hoax.

00:59:42.000 And why does Fox allow him to still be here in the first place?

00:59:45.000 Well, I mean, his opinion there is that Michelle Obama may get in this race.

00:59:48.000 Do you think that will happen?

00:59:51.000 Not going to happen.

00:59:52.000 But I think the core question is he shouldn't be on here at all.

00:59:52.000 Not going to happen.

00:59:55.000 Get it.

00:59:56.000 We didn't bring you on to talk about Tucker Carlson.

00:59:58.000 I brought you on to talk about the Democratic field.

01:00:01.000 He has no...

01:00:02.000 Why couldn't he even elaborate why that's not...

01:00:06.000 I think he's right.

01:00:07.000 Why does Tucker Carse have a job?

01:00:09.000 Yeah, Tucker Carst never actually worked on Fox.

01:00:11.000 Good news.

01:00:13.000 Good news.

01:00:14.000 Tucker Carse has never worked here one day in his life.

01:00:16.000 All right, it's official.

01:00:17.000 From now on, we are calling him Tucker Carls.

01:00:20.000 I talk to him pretty regularly.

01:00:22.000 I'm going to call him Tucker Carse.

01:00:24.000 We aren't angry.

01:00:27.000 That reminds me.

01:00:28.000 I was talking to a buddy of mine in Toronto who had dinner with a major player in CSIS.

01:00:34.000 CSIS is Canada's CIA.

01:00:37.000 And he said, the guy was a fucking imbecile social justice warrior.

01:00:42.000 He said, why is your group more concerned with white supremacy than, say, radical Islam?

01:00:49.000 And he said, well, white supremacy is more of a serious risk to Canadian sovereignty because it will start a civil war.

01:00:57.000 And jihadi terrorism is just a one-off thing.

01:01:00.000 It's not really a thing.

01:01:02.000 And then he said, so if whites, is white supremacy the biggest threat to Canada?

01:01:08.000 This is a guy who's just retired.

01:01:10.000 He had his whole career in CISIS, which is the CIA.

01:01:13.000 So this is, for all intents and purposes, a CIA Secret Service agent who has just retired.

01:01:19.000 So he represents North American values as far as law enforcement goes.

01:01:24.000 And then he said, well, the only thing more deadly than that, I think, is climate change.

01:01:29.000 And the big picture there is, you know, why fight to defend a country if it's underwater?

01:01:37.000 Can you fucking believe that?

01:01:39.000 He's basically a 17-year-old girl.

01:01:42.000 And he's throwing men in cages for being a threat to society.

01:01:48.000 All right.

01:01:49.000 We're almost out of time.

01:01:50.000 I did want to squeeze in a letter, but I got to show you this thing.

01:01:56.000 I saw this in a bar on the TV and the news, and I furiously wrote down the guy's name.

01:02:03.000 Julia Luis Dreyfus was always rich.

01:02:06.000 She did Seinfeld for a lark.

01:02:08.000 Her dad was a multi-millionaire.

01:02:11.000 And, you know, bored rich people, they tend to buy art, buy and sell art like a stock.

01:02:17.000 And she thinks that's interesting.

01:02:20.000 So she is doing a new documentary about her father's art and how incredible it was.

01:02:28.000 Julia Louise Dreyfus is known for her on-camera comedic prowess. 0.95

01:02:32.000 Go down to the video.

01:02:34.000 You're going to have to skip through an ad, though.

01:02:36.000 Isn't there a video with it?

01:02:38.000 Oh, yeah, it's number one five.

01:02:40.000 Julia Louise Dreyfus, blah, blah, blah.

01:02:41.000 I mean, winning roles.

01:02:44.000 But she's gone beyond the scenes to narrate a documentary, The Generosity of I, about her father's decision to donate his art collection to the Harlem's Children's Zone, HCZ.

01:02:55.000 What a mensch. 0.82

01:02:56.000 What a wonderful guy.

01:02:59.000 What a wonderful guy.

01:03:03.000 So as she's talking about all the wonderful art that her dad procured over the years, your dad's not relevant.

01:03:10.000 He went shopping.

01:03:12.000 It's like interior decorators.

01:03:14.000 They have this, usually women, they have this attitude about themselves. 1.00

01:03:18.000 You shop.

01:03:19.000 You buy people furniture.

01:03:20.000 You're a personal shopper.

01:03:21.000 And if you're an art collector, you're just a shopper.

01:03:24.000 Congratulations.

01:03:25.000 And if you're in finance, you're a money babysitter.

01:03:29.000 Thanks for standing.

01:03:30.000 You're basically a security guard.

01:03:31.000 Yeah, but I read the Wall Street Journal cover to cover.

01:03:34.000 Thanks.

01:03:35.000 Overqualified.

01:03:36.000 Thanks for coming out.

01:03:37.000 Monkeys threw darts at stocks and did better than most guys in finance.

01:03:42.000 Your job is random.

01:03:44.000 That's really.

01:03:45.000 And I don't have a, yeah.

01:03:46.000 The monkeys did better than the stockbrokers.

01:03:50.000 Wow.

01:03:50.000 And I don't really have a problem with that.

01:03:52.000 Hey, you got a good gig.

01:03:53.000 You're making lots of money.

01:03:54.000 Those dudes have to work fucking hard, too. 0.99

01:03:56.000 They don't really see their kids Monday to Thursday.

01:03:58.000 But the arrogance.

01:04:00.000 The arrogance is confusing.

01:04:02.000 Art collectors, interior designers, finance, your jobs are gay and stupid and boring. 1.00

01:04:08.000 So lose the attitude, please.

01:04:13.000 Work on television, but right now, Julia Louis Dreyfus is working on another project, helping the world get acquainted with the art of a man who was born into slavery.

01:04:21.000 His name is Bill Trailer.

01:04:24.000 So this guy was a slave.

01:04:25.000 He was freed.

01:04:26.000 I think he's dead now.

01:04:28.000 But I guess he was around in the 50s or something.

01:04:31.000 And they're focusing a lot of the documentary on this incredibly talented artist, except for the part where he can't draw.

01:04:38.000 Oh, and I'm sure his I'm sure they're highlighting him not because he was formerly a slave, but because his art exceeds nothing to do with race.

01:04:47.000 This has everything to do with talent.

01:04:49.000 Let's check out some of his works.

01:04:50.000 I like when the plight doesn't overshadow the talent.

01:04:53.000 See his art right now at a gallery on the Upper East Side of Manhattan.

01:04:57.000 Entertainment reporter Sandy Kenyon caught up with the star to talk about her new passion project.

01:05:01.000 Sandy.

01:05:02.000 Liz, this is the girl name.

01:05:08.000 That sucks if your name was Sandy.

01:05:09.000 Oh my lord.

01:05:10.000 Call me Sandy.

01:05:11.000 Anything.

01:05:12.000 Determined to honor the legacy of both men.

01:05:15.000 Don't call me Sandy.

01:05:19.000 He was born into slavery.

01:05:21.000 Spent half a century.

01:05:23.000 This is such a perfect example of white pandering. 0.98

01:05:27.000 This guy sucks.

01:05:30.000 These are not good for cave drawings.

01:05:33.000 If these were 250,000 years old in a cave, they would not be good.

01:05:38.000 I'm sorry.

01:05:38.000 It sucks that you were a slave.

01:05:40.000 Ancient Sumerians are like a drink. 1.00

01:05:41.000 It's great that you got a hobby, but you can't draw.

01:05:44.000 These are terrible.

01:05:45.000 What is that?

01:05:46.000 A dog behind you?

01:05:47.000 What animal is that?

01:05:48.000 And why are his legs golf clubs?

01:05:53.000 He knows that animals' back legs bend backwards, but he doesn't seem to know that about front legs.

01:05:58.000 He doesn't know where the knee is on a front leg, and he draws animals for a living.

01:06:02.000 He hedged his bets, he just kept them completely straight.

01:06:05.000 Somebody's going to make them golf clubs.

01:06:06.000 They do better.

01:06:07.000 That way they don't got a knee. 0.94

01:06:09.000 Sharecropper, Bill Trailer couldn't read or write much beyond his own name.

01:06:13.000 Or paint.

01:06:14.000 He did not even become an artist until he was well past.

01:06:17.000 He never became an artist since never.

01:06:17.000 Still not an artist.

01:06:21.000 And he never got good at it at all.

01:06:24.000 And you won't.

01:06:24.000 If you will.

01:06:26.000 Age of 80.

01:06:27.000 And yet still managed to leave an astonishing legacy.

01:06:32.000 How old is he now?

01:06:33.000 79?

01:06:34.000 Here's a way to put it.

01:06:36.000 Say you quit your job, right?

01:06:37.000 And you left and you said, I'm going to become an artist.

01:06:40.000 And your friends come over to your studio and you go, well, what do you think, guys?

01:06:46.000 They would call Bellevue and have you committed for mental illness.

01:06:53.000 The mean ones would laugh and the nice ones would try to help you get the help that you need.

01:06:58.000 Who are you on the phone with?

01:06:59.000 An art collector?

01:07:00.000 Google Image is art.

01:07:01.000 An art exploit?

01:07:03.000 And Julia Louise Dreyfus is just talking about her father's incredible eye for talent.

01:07:08.000 Look how not racist my dad was.

01:07:10.000 Yeah.

01:07:11.000 My dad found a slave and he bought a bunch of his shitty drawings.

01:07:16.000 And we're here to tell the world about his generosity.

01:07:20.000 That's the name of the documentary, Generosity.

01:07:25.000 Look at these unbelievable drawings.

01:07:29.000 I know that's a cliche to say, but they're way worse than my six-year-old.

01:07:32.000 And Basquiat, he drew in a naive fashion, but you could see the innate talent in Basquiat's drawings.

01:07:40.000 These are devoid of talent.

01:07:42.000 That actually looks like in a scary movie when the kid's drawing disturbing things, and the parents like, what is this?

01:07:47.000 This is called 2IC.

01:07:48.000 It's my friend.

01:07:49.000 This is called me on the phone with a conference call, doodling on a pad.

01:07:53.000 Keep going.

01:07:55.000 Oh, there's your cat with your golf club legs.

01:07:57.000 It's the Babaduke.

01:07:58.000 His trademark kneeless front legs.

01:08:00.000 Oh, look at that.

01:08:01.000 That one's leggy. 0.70

01:08:03.000 Can't you draw anything but shitty animals and 2D stick figures?

01:08:08.000 Look at this.

01:08:09.000 They're in a tree.

01:08:10.000 They chased a bunch of guys and birds up a tree.

01:08:12.000 Anyway, sorry.

01:08:13.000 That was a silly tangent.

01:08:15.000 No, this is great.

01:08:15.000 This is so terrible.

01:08:19.000 Ancient Sumerians are like, we did better than that. 1.00

01:08:21.000 We had to carve sandstone.

01:08:24.000 Yeah.

01:08:25.000 You're worse than a caveman, dude.

01:08:28.000 So easy, you can't do it.

01:08:30.000 Again, horses' legs bend the wrong way.

01:08:34.000 Same with cheetahs.

01:08:35.000 Same with all these fucking out. 1.00

01:08:36.000 Look at that lion up there.

01:08:39.000 The king of the jungle.

01:08:41.000 You don't want to get those golf club legs with its little booties. 1.00

01:08:44.000 It's got baby booties on his golf club legs.

01:08:47.000 How's he going to paw you with those?

01:08:49.000 Look at his face, too.

01:08:50.000 He looks like me.

01:08:52.000 Yeah, yeah, he kind of does.

01:08:54.000 Don't tell anyone that I'm not a good drama.

01:08:58.000 Okay, look at her neck. 1.00

01:08:59.000 That's a crutch.

01:09:01.000 Drop out, sir.

01:09:02.000 That's an umbrella she's holding. 0.80

01:09:04.000 All right, I think we're out of time.

01:09:06.000 Oh, man.

01:09:08.000 But before we go, have I made myself clear?

01:09:11.000 Oh, yeah, here's one more example.

01:09:14.000 And again, I got this from Summit.news.

01:09:16.000 This is yet another example of them being terrible for themselves.

01:09:23.000 This is a show.

01:09:24.000 I just turned it off.

01:09:25.000 Jordan Peele, for all intents and purposes, again, I'm using that same colloquialism twice in one show.

01:09:32.000 He's white.

01:09:33.000 Sorry.

01:09:34.000 Kamala Harris, Corey Booker, Colin Kaepernick.

01:09:38.000 What's black about them? 1.00

01:09:40.000 Their skin?

01:09:41.000 Does that mean someone with a very deep tan who grew up white is black?

01:09:47.000 I mean, surely the black experience is more than just the pigmentation of your skin.

01:09:52.000 This is what Ali Alexander was pointing out about Kamala Harris. 0.78

01:09:55.000 She doesn't have the right.

01:09:57.000 This is 2-3, by the way.

01:09:58.000 She doesn't have the right to subsume the American black experience.

01:10:02.000 She's from Montreal.

01:10:04.000 And I think Corey Booker, Corey Booker grew up in one of the nicest parts of Jersey.

01:10:08.000 He was the only black family there.

01:10:10.000 All they do there is kayak and canoe.

01:10:12.000 It's not a black town. 1.00

01:10:14.000 And he claims he lives in Jersey City in Newark.

01:10:16.000 He has an apartment there.

01:10:18.000 They went and interviewed his neighbors.

01:10:20.000 No one has ever seen him go in and out of that place.

01:10:22.000 Cops live there.

01:10:24.000 It's a fake apartment.

01:10:26.000 A big apartment.

01:10:29.000 So Jordan Peel grew up, black dad gone.

01:10:32.000 I did a whole video about this.

01:10:33.000 No black dad around. 1.00

01:10:34.000 Raised by the white mom in the Upper West Side, possibly the whitest place in North America. 0.96

01:10:40.000 And he went to hippy-dippy art schools that had gardens on the roof.

01:10:44.000 And he's devoted his career, married to a white woman, Chelsea Peretti.

01:10:48.000 He's devoted his career to punishing whites for being racist.

01:10:52.000 And he did Get Out, where we're all evil.

01:10:56.000 We want to steal your black body and put our brains in there. 1.00

01:10:59.000 That was the horror movie there.

01:11:00.000 And now this one is, El Pacino plays, I think, a Holocaust survivor.

01:11:05.000 You watch it and you go, okay, whatever.

01:11:07.000 It's Holocaust porn, basically. 0.58

01:11:10.000 But then I read more about it, and it's all about this guy who hunts Nazis.

01:11:16.000 How El Pacino hunts Nazis.

01:11:18.000 But Nazis aren't actual Nazis from World War II, which would be an okay movie.

01:11:22.000 I guess I could get into that.

01:11:24.000 It's just people basically that are conservatives.

01:11:27.000 Wow.

01:11:29.000 So what I'm saying, the theme of this show, this episode, is this is good for us.

01:11:35.000 This is good to show that the left wants MAGA people dead.

01:11:40.000 In this trailer, we can see that the people he hunts and kills, even though I think it takes place in the 50s or something, they look like MAGA.

01:11:48.000 They even have red hats.

01:11:49.000 They look like Christian conservatives, white people.

01:11:51.000 So it's not Nazis, it's Republicans.

01:11:54.000 Okay, make that a movie.

01:11:56.000 Good.

01:11:56.000 Put that out there.

01:11:57.000 This is the okay son, don't wear a coat, and then he comes back.

01:12:01.000 Well, you could have got me pants. 0.99

01:12:03.000 Yeah, I'm punishing, I'm treating the left like my kids and letting them freeze to death.

01:12:08.000 There's a time where we all must choose between the light and the darkness.

01:12:19.000 But when there's great darkness in this world, perhaps the choice is made for us.

01:12:27.000 I guess Al Pacino is talking about when he was a Nazi hunter, and this is like he's the narrator.

01:12:33.000 Oh, I see.

01:12:34.000 Jordan Peele is a weirdo.

01:12:36.000 You don't think he's going to get backlashed for not casting an actual Jewish poison? 1.00

01:12:40.000 Nah.

01:12:43.000 People like us have been degraded and exterminated.

01:12:49.000 But no more.

01:12:50.000 Just pause.

01:12:51.000 You get that?

01:12:52.000 So blacks and Jews have been consistently exterminated in history, but no more.

01:12:57.000 We're fighting back.

01:12:58.000 We're going to kill the white people that are killing these Jews and blacks. 1.00

01:13:02.000 Interesting.

01:13:03.000 Okay.

01:13:04.000 That's not very nice.

01:13:05.000 We're not killing you.

01:13:06.000 There is evil among us.

01:13:08.000 Wait, wait a minute.

01:13:10.000 Didn't we go fight in World War II and kill all the Nazis? 0.79

01:13:13.000 Yeah, those are the Patriots.

01:13:14.000 But the Patriots are Germans? 0.98

01:13:16.000 Now I'm the bad guy?

01:13:18.000 I thought Americans and Canadians and everyone went over there and killed the Nazis for you.

01:13:22.000 No, Americans went over there to kill the Nazis because they were jealous.

01:13:26.000 They were like, there could only be one Nazis.

01:13:28.000 Okay.

01:13:29.000 So we are the Nazis now. 0.79

01:13:30.000 All right.

01:13:31.000 Uh-huh.

01:13:32.000 You must remember.

01:13:35.000 This evil starts.

01:13:37.000 It's but a spot inside of them.

01:13:40.000 Then it grows.

01:13:41.000 That's probably worth a lot of money because they don't exist.

01:13:45.000 To a state.

01:13:47.000 Then it becomes a scourge.

01:13:51.000 Pause.

01:13:51.000 You getting the subtext there?

01:13:52.000 What happened to the Nazis?

01:13:54.000 Now they're the ministers of industry.

01:13:56.000 They live here now and they're the bankers.

01:13:58.000 Okay.

01:14:00.000 That's a weird made-up universe you live in.

01:14:02.000 No such evil until it strikes.

01:14:06.000 So the time to act is now.

01:14:10.000 Before everything we hold dear to us is destroyed.

01:14:18.000 This is a man in the high castle spin-off.

01:14:21.000 Pause.

01:14:22.000 Wait, go back.

01:14:23.000 Oh, shit.

01:14:24.000 Look at that hat.

01:14:25.000 So, did you get the subtext here?

01:14:27.000 Like the Iron Cross.

01:14:28.000 Basically, they're saying people like me, Proud Boys, Patriots, Trump supporters, Christians, anyone remotely traditional, I know that they seem okay right now.

01:14:37.000 They seem innocent.

01:14:40.000 But they have to be snuffed out.

01:14:42.000 This is your chance to kill baby Hitler. 0.99

01:14:43.000 Yes.

01:14:44.000 Conservatives are baby Hitler. 0.77

01:14:46.000 Look.

01:14:46.000 There you go.

01:14:46.000 They put you in there.

01:14:48.000 Shaved your chin.

01:14:48.000 Yeah, there I am.

01:14:49.000 Let's get rid of him before he starts World War IV. 0.83

01:14:53.000 With his funny jokes and dick jokes.

01:14:56.000 He's not just jokes.

01:14:57.000 Within the joke, he's an Iron Cross.

01:15:01.000 Kill him.

01:15:03.000 Look.

01:15:04.000 Look at that depiction, too.

01:15:05.000 It's so funny that Jordan Peel was abandoned by his black father and all his rage is reserved for some white barbecue Christian dad that he's never even met. 0.54

01:15:15.000 Like that.

01:15:16.000 That guy.

01:15:16.000 Why does Jordan Peel have so much animosity towards that guy?

01:15:19.000 I've met that guy.

01:15:20.000 Those kind of guys are super nice dudes.

01:15:23.000 They're kind of boring, I guess, sometimes.

01:15:25.000 Yeah, kiss the chef. 0.98

01:15:29.000 This is not murder.

01:15:31.000 This is mitzvah.

01:15:32.000 Whoa.

01:15:34.000 This is not murder.

01:15:35.000 This is mitzvah.

01:15:36.000 Welcome to the home.

01:15:37.000 Isn't he co-opting Jewish oppression? 0.98

01:15:40.000 Wow.

01:15:42.000 Those are the hunters.

01:15:43.000 They go out and they kill conservatives.

01:15:45.000 Jesus Christ.

01:15:46.000 Take it easy.

01:15:47.000 What's happening here?

01:15:48.000 I don't know.

01:15:49.000 It's fucking weird.

01:15:50.000 He's trying to be...

01:15:58.000 Yeah, they're just coming.

01:16:00.000 Absolutely trying to be Quentin.

01:16:03.000 Cast a QT. 1.00

01:16:04.000 Oh, yeah.

01:16:05.000 Trying to be a cutie.

01:16:06.000 A farty.

01:16:08.000 All right, that's the show, folks.

01:16:10.000 And I know that that seems like a very dangerous attitude to have.

01:16:13.000 Let's go hunting Trump supporters and shoot them in the head.

01:16:17.000 But I think we should encourage shows like that because they show America that the left has lost their fucking minds.

01:16:26.000 And it shows that if we give them the keys to the city, they will turn it into a Patty Gonia video where there's men kicking signs that say plastic cutlery.

01:16:37.000 And conservatives are hunted under the presumption that they're going to turn into Hitler.

01:16:45.000 Good.

01:16:46.000 Go with that.

01:16:46.000 You go with that story.

01:16:50.000 In other news, I want to end on a high note because it's Thanksgiving.

01:16:55.000 And flirty dancing was not a one-off thing.

01:17:00.000 It is a regular series.

01:17:04.000 And it's so gay that gays are suing it for giving gay a bad name.

01:17:12.000 They're calling it the Sambo soft shoe of homosexuality.

01:17:16.000 They're ruining homosexuality. 1.00

01:17:18.000 Gays are up in arms. 1.00

01:17:21.000 Wait to see.

01:17:22.000 Look at these.

01:17:27.000 I like when they're chubby because they get tired.

01:17:29.000 What I'm most looking forward to is...

01:17:36.000 before he ate a cheeseburger.

01:17:37.000 And getting a big smile off him.

01:17:39.000 I think if I get that smile, I get that reassurance from him, I think I'll be good to go.

01:17:45.000 I can have a good scream, did he say?

01:17:47.000 I don't know.

01:17:47.000 Let me see.

01:17:48.000 ...and getting a big smile off him.

01:17:50.000 I think if I get that smile, I get that reassurance from him, I think I'll be good to go.

01:17:55.000 Oh, I'll be good to go.

01:17:57.000 Hi.

01:17:59.000 Hi.

01:18:01.000 Just like you said.

01:18:01.000 Should we do this?

01:18:04.000 Oh, they weren't facing each other.

01:18:05.000 It starts to rain away We're the broken pules Oh, I'm not into Arabic.

01:18:17.000 He just walks away.

01:18:18.000 Yeah.

01:18:18.000 Oh, this sucks.

01:18:19.000 When the curtain drops, our story's after the end.

01:18:25.000 Like strangers.

01:18:28.000 Men dancing like women is hilarious. 1.00

01:18:32.000 Yes, I'd say so.

01:18:33.000 You're not graceful, dudes.

01:18:37.000 Wait, I fucking need to break.

01:18:38.000 Hold on a second.

01:18:40.000 Oh my god.

01:18:42.000 Hey, this is a parody of gaze.

01:18:45.000 Yeah, this is insulting.

01:18:47.000 This is a menstrual show. 0.95

01:18:49.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:18:51.000 Yay, I'm running.

01:18:55.000 I want this to be good for some weird reason.

01:18:57.000 I don't know why.

01:18:58.000 Well, hello, we gave you permission to be in the portraits section of the Masterpiece Archives, but I didn't expect you to be jumping on furniture.

01:19:08.000 That was not part of our idea.

01:19:10.000 Ooh, look at them.

01:19:13.000 You're not sexy.

01:19:14.000 You're a fat dude.

01:19:15.000 You look like my brother.

01:19:17.000 They start part of their dance is destroying paintings.

01:19:21.000 Like, fuck yeah.

01:19:22.000 And the guy's like, you cannot do that.

01:19:24.000 You're a homophobe.

01:19:27.000 None of these moves have been good, by the way.

01:19:29.000 No, I can do all of these, and I'm an awful dancer.

01:19:34.000 Blow me, this honestly looks like handicapped people at the children's hospital doing a show for the parents. 1.00

01:19:43.000 Oh my god, this is so bad.

01:19:45.000 Can you get off of that?

01:19:46.000 That's worth $3,000.

01:19:49.000 $3,000 what?

01:19:50.000 Dollars.

01:19:51.000 Wouldn't it be pounds?

01:19:53.000 He converted it.

01:19:54.000 Why?

01:19:55.000 Why would you convert pounds to British people in London?

01:19:57.000 He bought it from America.

01:19:58.000 It's actually an American piece.

01:20:00.000 You guys haven't done any moves.

01:20:02.000 And this is a fake...

01:20:12.000 Don't laugh at this jump.

01:20:13.000 Okay.

01:20:14.000 Whee! 1.00

01:20:16.000 I fucked up.

01:20:17.000 I'm literally gay.

01:20:23.000 They're going to be so exhausted after this.

01:20:32.000 Here comes a deep breathing.

01:20:33.000 That's sort of how they have sex, too, right?

01:20:35.000 Who's that guy?

01:20:36.000 That's the choreographer, I bet.

01:20:37.000 Oh.

01:20:38.000 Oh, so emotional.

01:20:41.000 Oh, God, so intense.

01:20:43.000 Oh.

01:20:47.000 You suck.

01:20:48.000 That was a terrible dance.

01:20:50.000 Oh, it would have been so much fun.

01:20:52.000 What do you think?

01:20:52.000 Oh, my God, it was so much fun.

01:20:55.000 Oh, it would have been so much fun.

01:20:58.000 He was just like so going for it.

01:21:00.000 He's just so dislike.

01:21:00.000 He was just so going for it.

01:21:02.000 Oh, I was so enjoying watching him.

01:21:04.000 Whoever edits this hates gays.

01:21:06.000 Yeah.

01:21:07.000 I'm legit about that.

01:21:09.000 If I was gay and I was watching this, I'd quit.

01:21:12.000 I'd be like, I guess I got to try one of those disgusting vaginas all these women have. 1.00

01:21:16.000 This is like a pro-Asian video came out and it was just a guy going, ah, tang tongue rice is autumn.

01:21:22.000 I like rice.

01:21:23.000 You susie. 0.85

01:21:24.000 Oh, raw fish.

01:21:26.000 This is really bad.

01:21:27.000 Speaking of that, Ryan, I didn't want to end on this after all.

01:21:30.000 I want to end with your dad.

01:21:32.000 Oh, okay.

01:21:32.000 Let me see if I can.

01:21:34.000 It's something crazy.

01:21:36.000 Something so crazy.

01:21:37.000 Isn't it weird to think Ryan's...

01:21:44.000 Oh, your mother.

01:21:46.000 She's so pretty.

01:21:47.000 She has a good heart, but she's so stupid. 1.00

01:21:49.000 Yeah, it's something really crazy.

01:21:50.000 She's something really crazy.

01:21:52.000 Something really crazy.

01:21:53.000 I slept with this Puerto Rican in New York and a baby came out.

01:21:56.000 He's a big mistake.

01:21:57.000 Yeah, I sent him like 600 bucks.

01:22:00.000 There's Ryan's dad, folks.

01:22:02.000 When I was in school, then actually, real stories, I was riding a motorcycle.

01:22:09.000 Real stories.

01:22:10.000 I want to be a motorcycle racer, but it's very, you know, I need lots of money to do it.

01:22:15.000 And my family doesn't support for that.

01:22:18.000 Then I lost what I want to do.

01:22:21.000 Lots of my friends went to the beauty school, so I became a histor.

01:22:26.000 I was enjoying because there's like 60 students in class and only maybe 8 guys.

01:22:32.000 Lots of girls surround us. 1.00

01:22:34.000 Nothing wrong with that.

01:22:35.000 Nothing wrong with that.

01:22:37.000 I know what you're thinking.

01:22:38.000 Gay guy. 0.96

01:22:40.000 Yeah, I'm not a gay guy.

01:22:41.000 Something so crazy.

01:22:42.000 Lots of women. 1.00

01:22:43.000 I like women, so I fuck them all and make babies all over the place. 1.00

01:22:48.000 I think I have one in South Bronx named Ryan.

01:22:51.000 Ryan.

01:22:52.000 I'm not even sure.

01:22:53.000 It's something so crazy.

01:22:55.000 Yeah.

01:22:56.000 Yeah.

01:22:56.000 All right, folks.

01:22:58.000 So that's a new angle we have where we have an episode that has a general thesis.

01:23:04.000 General thesis, reporting for duty.

01:23:06.000 The thesis here is that these guys are so bad, they're so inept, they're so unqualified, incurious, lazy, and haphazard that I'm beginning to think the best thing we can do is just leave them be.

01:23:23.000 Let them fuck up everything they have to say because they can't even speak English.

01:23:28.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, never stop fighting, and have a happy Thanksgiving.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 27, 2019

S02E92 - LEFT TO THEIR OWN DEVICES

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