Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E01 - CARDI B + JOEY B [2020-08-20 - S03E01 - CARDI B + JOEY B]

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off Pylon with Kevin McGuinness!

00:00:23.000 Intolerance is a preference of the far left, which portray everyone else has.

00:00:29.000 Oh my! 0.58

00:00:30.000 Oh my! 0.58

00:00:31.000 It's adorable, and if you dispute that, you're known out!

00:00:37.000 John's been sniffing glue, he gets frustrated that there aren't enough immigrants.

00:00:41.000 They love a bit of it.

00:00:43.000 All right, who's that gut lord marching?

00:00:46.000 You should cut down on your pork God, it is tough being fat.

00:00:58.000 Oof.

00:01:01.000 Fucking out.

00:01:04.000 I'm like that, uh, that 650-pound life guy, Steven Azzanati or whatever he was, the guy scamming.

00:01:11.000 Um, that was Daniel Bostock.

00:01:13.000 I had him on the Gavin McInnes show a long time ago.

00:01:17.000 And he's doing a parody of Blur's song Pop Life.

00:01:22.000 But the song's called Far Right about how, well, Loomer, who won two nights ago, is seen as Far Right.

00:01:33.000 Let's see it.

00:01:33.000 All the white people and they all get slanted and branded as did I the far right.

00:01:45.000 Now what I mean.

00:01:55.000 I get up when I want, except when there's a call to prayer at the local mosque.

00:02:02.000 I put my browsers on, I go on Facebook, and I complain about the noise.

00:02:09.000 I feed the trolls, I sometimes feed the feminists too. 1.00

00:02:13.000 It gives me a sense of enormous well-being.

00:02:15.000 Alright, and then I'm happy for the rest of the day.

00:02:18.000 Safe in the knowledge that a social justice warrior has been triggered.

00:02:23.000 Oh, the people.

00:02:27.000 Yeah, Milton Freeman has seen this far right.

00:02:29.000 He's a Pinochet sympathizer, they say.

00:02:33.000 Daniel Bostock is genuinely working class.

00:02:36.000 He's a great geezer.

00:02:38.000 He's always fucking giving the counsel this date a face full of verbal, like when they say they're going to take his call.

00:02:46.000 I got to untuck some of my weight here because I can't get to my desk.

00:02:50.000 There must be a real problem with them just getting to their desk, like being able to type.

00:02:58.000 But it's interesting that he covered that song because Blur were accused of faking it.

00:03:04.000 Damon Alburn, I think his name is, the singer of Blur.

00:03:06.000 He's a rich kid from London, England.

00:03:08.000 His parents were artists.

00:03:10.000 But when you hear the actual song Pop Life, the original, look up fucking Blur of Pop Life.

00:03:19.000 He's got this reel.

00:03:20.000 Oh, you got to take it easy on the bacon bits here, mate.

00:03:23.000 The pork crines.

00:03:25.000 Hello, what you doing?

00:03:26.000 I'm not middle class.

00:03:27.000 And for those of you not familiar with British culture, just like in Ontario and Quebec and Canada, it's French versus English.

00:03:36.000 Britain is distinctly separated by right-wing versus, I mean, sorry, middle class versus working class.

00:03:42.000 That's the biggest division.

00:03:44.000 And the middle class want to be working class, and the working class hates the middle class. 0.79

00:03:48.000 I don't get it.

00:03:49.000 Doesn't everyone want more money?

00:03:51.000 Don't you want a bigger lawn?

00:03:52.000 Wouldn't you like to have a pool?

00:03:53.000 No, I'm working class.

00:03:55.000 My grandfather was working class.

00:03:57.000 Every Mike Lee movie, why'd you want to be middle class?

00:04:01.000 And the middle class, I think one of the reasons they hate Tommy Robinson and Hooligan so much is that they want to be part of the soccer crew.

00:04:09.000 But the soccer crew's soccer up until 1979 was a working class thing.

00:04:14.000 And then the middle classes tried to get involved here.

00:04:15.000 Turn it up.

00:04:16.000 You should cut down on your pork life, mate.

00:04:18.000 Get some exercise.

00:04:19.000 All the people.

00:04:23.000 There it is.

00:04:24.000 So many people.

00:04:26.000 So many people.

00:04:28.000 That's not his accent.

00:04:30.000 His accent is so many people.

00:04:36.000 The ultimate middle class accent is John Oliver.

00:04:43.000 So yeah.

00:04:47.000 Is that the guy from Quadrophenia?

00:04:48.000 It is.

00:04:56.000 Leave in the air.

00:04:57.000 Heart like a That's the mod from Quadrophenia.

00:05:02.000 He's a girl. 0.99

00:05:03.000 Look him up.

00:05:03.000 Clarify that.

00:05:05.000 While I give the background story of the next video.

00:05:09.000 So Oasis are genuinely working class. 0.78

00:05:13.000 Grew up in Mancurian council estates. 0.65

00:05:16.000 And they didn't like Blur, but not really because Blur were middle class pretending to be working class.

00:05:21.000 They weren't that political about it.

00:05:22.000 They're just dicks.

00:05:24.000 And so when they saw him at a Publix, they went, fucking number one, because Oasis were number one at the time.

00:05:30.000 And then Blur, who were middle class and not used to constant confrontation, like the Gallagher brothers, go, all right, well, let's see then.

00:05:38.000 I think I'm going to have a number one hit next.

00:05:40.000 And they did.

00:05:41.000 And then it became this Oasis-Blur rivalry where Oasis would encourage their fans to buy several copies of their CD.

00:05:51.000 So is it him?

00:05:52.000 Yep.

00:05:52.000 Watch the Quadraphenia Legend tell the story of how it came down to featured Blur's iconic track.

00:05:58.000 What a trip.

00:06:00.000 How have he got paid?

00:06:01.000 I haven't seen him since Quadraphenia.

00:06:03.000 He's been in a lot of things.

00:06:04.000 Like he's been in the Chicken Run movie.

00:06:06.000 Apparently.

00:06:07.000 Wallace and Grammar.

00:06:09.000 It's made by the same people, I think.

00:06:11.000 25 years.

00:06:12.000 That's ridiculous, isn't it?

00:06:13.000 I know you've probably been asked this a million times, but I'd love to ask you while you're here, the story of you being involved in Park Life.

00:06:20.000 Because actually, you talk about Bohemian Rhapsody.

00:06:23.000 Everyone knows Bohemian Rhapsody now.

00:06:24.000 You know, every little break of that song.

00:06:27.000 But the first time you hear it, it is.

00:06:29.000 It's a crazy bit of music.

00:06:31.000 Park Life by Blur is a crazy song.

00:06:35.000 It's actually a really unusual song.

00:06:38.000 We know it now.

00:06:39.000 We know every break, every bit that you say.

00:06:42.000 We know every little drum bit and guitar riff.

00:06:45.000 But it's actually a very unusual track.

00:06:49.000 But it's great.

00:06:50.000 So, what was the song?

00:06:51.000 That's how they got the working class accent.

00:06:53.000 They got Phil Daniels to sing the song.

00:06:55.000 He does the verses.

00:06:56.000 What?

00:06:58.000 Express or Melody.

00:06:59.000 It might mean Melody Maker at the time.

00:07:02.000 And there was Steve Sutherland was the editor and the manager.

00:07:06.000 And he said, some young band are interested in you singing this song.

00:07:12.000 And I said, I haven't really heard of them.

00:07:16.000 But then I got in contact with Damon and we had a chat.

00:07:19.000 And then he sent me a tape.

00:07:23.000 And then I went into the studio, took about, I don't know, 40 minutes.

00:07:26.000 Right.

00:07:27.000 Did it best story ever.

00:07:28.000 And I thought little of it, really.

00:07:30.000 Yeah, I figured how to get paid for it.

00:07:32.000 That would have been like Damon.

00:07:34.000 Thinking about it.

00:07:35.000 Yeah.

00:07:36.000 Can you remember what you thought at the time?

00:07:39.000 British people have too much fucking time on their hands. 1.00

00:07:42.000 Wrap it up.

00:07:44.000 You went in the studio for 40 minutes, did you?

00:07:48.000 No, you didn't.

00:07:49.000 Instead of did was decided to take a cop.

00:07:53.000 No, you didn't.

00:07:54.000 Instead of taking money up front.

00:07:57.000 Money up front.

00:07:58.000 You clever man.

00:08:00.000 Oh, wow.

00:08:01.000 So you probably got way more.

00:08:03.000 Let's hear.

00:08:03.000 That's the only interesting part.

00:08:04.000 You cut off.

00:08:05.000 I've never been talking about this ever again.

00:08:06.000 You could have been going.

00:08:07.000 Yeah, I mean, I'm not a don't get me wrong.

00:08:10.000 Billionaire.

00:08:13.000 They've given you like half a percent of royalties from the Ipswich area.

00:08:19.000 Oh, but that was a move, though.

00:08:20.000 Instead of getting like, I don't know, a couple hundred quid, go in and do it.

00:08:23.000 It's 40 minutes work.

00:08:24.000 Why not?

00:08:25.000 You know what?

00:08:26.000 Just give me a little piece of it or something.

00:08:28.000 It's such an iconic chew.

00:08:30.000 Fuck, that was a waste of time.

00:08:32.000 The only time I want to hear that story, too, is what were you offered and what did you get?

00:08:37.000 I hate that in news.

00:08:38.000 I remember advice that our editor at the time, this guy Jesse, I hired, there'd be some story like, this picture made everyone go nuts.

00:08:46.000 And a guy killed himself after he saw it.

00:08:47.000 And I go, well, we need the picture.

00:08:49.000 They go, well, it's really hard to get and you'd have to get permission.

00:08:51.000 I go, you cannot run the story about a picture without a picture.

00:08:55.000 Or sometimes we'd be doing something on a guy like Scarface and it would just be a, say Scarface was real in this instance.

00:09:01.000 It would just be a picture like an 8x10 of Scarface like, no, I want him with a gun, like saying hello to my little friend. 0.75

00:09:08.000 Like even if it's a woman, say it's a woman who's working on this thing about defending the police and police brutality or something. 0.98

00:09:14.000 He'd have a picture of her like in her turtleneck going. 0.95

00:09:17.000 I go, no, for that article, I want to see police and blood and someone screaming and flying through the air.

00:09:25.000 Brits have that problem. 1.00

00:09:26.000 It's a strange thing.

00:09:27.000 So anyway, Daniel Bostock's covering Blur.

00:09:31.000 They were not pretending to be working class on that song.

00:09:33.000 They got...

00:09:36.000 The ultimate mod movie?

00:09:38.000 It sort of came in the mod revival of the 70s and 80s.

00:09:43.000 But the real mods were in the 60s.

00:09:45.000 But you have that trailer?

00:09:46.000 It's a weird movie.

00:09:47.000 I'm not sure I like it.

00:09:49.000 It's so stylistic.

00:09:52.000 This is why Proud Boys wear Fred Perry's.

00:09:56.000 It's got nothing to do with skinheads.

00:09:57.000 It's about mods.

00:09:59.000 Working class Brits who were proud of their country, didn't like all the Americanization of it.

00:10:05.000 And dressed up small, spot having no money.

00:10:12.000 Sting is in this film.

00:10:15.000 He plays a hunk called the face.

00:10:18.000 Because British people are so ugly, when you're handsome, you're called face. 1.00

00:10:22.000 Like a guy met Jamaica who wears glasses. 0.73

00:10:25.000 His nickname is glasses.

00:10:30.000 violence a chance.

00:10:31.000 We can.

00:10:32.000 But he never betrays what he thinks.

00:10:35.000 Woo! 0.99

00:10:36.000 Can you see the real me?

00:10:40.000 That's a cool movie about being young.

00:10:42.000 Anyway, sorry, to get back to the story, so they start this rivalry, and Oasis fans are buying Oasis CDs and just throwing them out because they already have it to get the numbers up.

00:10:51.000 And Blur, we're just sort of going along with it because they go, I guess this is what we're doing, and we're not really confrontational.

00:10:56.000 But the Gallagher's are fucking, oh, fucking kill you, so I woe.

00:11:00.000 Oh, that's Scottish.

00:11:02.000 But Manchester, Liverpool, they are Glasgow.

00:11:05.000 There's no difference.

00:11:06.000 Anyway, this all culminated when Oasis got an award and they wanted to rub it in Blur's face. 0.97

00:11:13.000 So they sang Pop Life, but called it shit life.

00:11:19.000 I like to thank all the fans, all the people who make us what we are.

00:11:23.000 I like to thank all the people.

00:11:27.000 All the people.

00:11:30.000 So many people.

00:11:32.000 And they won't be hands and through their shite life fans.

00:11:44.000 Shite life.

00:11:46.000 Shite.

00:11:47.000 In Northern England and Scotland, they call shit shite.

00:11:50.000 I don't like that.

00:11:51.000 Just call it shit.

00:11:52.000 They also call piss pish, which really bothers me.

00:11:55.000 That's terrible.

00:11:56.000 The ears.

00:11:58.000 All right, let's start the show, shall we?

00:12:00.000 That's enough context to allow us to use that song.

00:12:04.000 Tom Brennan, Not Scary Perry's manager.

00:12:08.000 This is a different Tom Brennan.

00:12:09.000 He's an announcer for the Reds, and he was caught on tape.

00:12:16.000 Well, here, let's go to 11B first.

00:12:19.000 Talking about Ryan's apartment.

00:12:21.000 You made it to a hot mic moment.

00:12:24.000 What?

00:12:25.000 Yeah.

00:12:26.000 Wow.

00:12:27.000 I'm honored.

00:12:35.000 The fag capitals of the world. 1.00

00:12:41.000 Red's Live, the pregame show, presented by Ray St. Clair Ruthing.

00:12:46.000 Oh, no.

00:12:47.000 That might be a drop.

00:12:48.000 Can I hear that again?

00:12:49.000 Yeah.

00:12:52.000 Fag capital of the world. 1.00

00:12:55.000 The fag capitals of the world. 1.00

00:12:59.000 The world.

00:13:00.000 He's pissed.

00:13:02.000 fag capitals of the world. 1.00

00:13:03.000 The fag capitals of the world are Tel Aviv, as far as friendliness to gays. 1.00

00:13:03.000 I looked it up. 1.00

00:13:07.000 Toronto's up there.

00:13:09.000 Berlin is huge.

00:13:10.000 But he's probably talking about America.

00:13:12.000 He's probably talking about baseball.

00:13:14.000 They're playing Kansas City at the time.

00:13:15.000 I don't think Kansas is known for its homosexuality.

00:13:19.000 Maybe it doesn't mean homosexuals, just fags. 1.00

00:13:21.000 Fags. 1.00

00:13:22.000 Well, what kind of person do you have at your apartment?

00:13:24.000 Mine?

00:13:25.000 Yeah.

00:13:26.000 Do you have homosexuals or fags or both? 1.00

00:13:28.000 I rarely have company.

00:13:30.000 And it's not the fags.

00:13:31.000 How do you get the nickname of the fag zone if you don't have company?

00:13:33.000 You gave it that nickname because you saw a lot of dissonance.

00:13:35.000 So I don't think it's time at the world.

00:13:37.000 What's he talking about?

00:13:38.000 It must be San Francisco, right?

00:13:39.000 The top gayest cities in America are San Francisco.

00:13:42.000 I think Atlanta is next.

00:13:44.000 I don't know what he means.

00:13:46.000 And so when he was caught doing this, he had to do an announcement, an apology.

00:13:52.000 And I love watching the apology because there's a home run in the middle of it.

00:13:57.000 He's going to be taking us the rest of the way through this game as Holland takes over on the mound. 0.96

00:14:05.000 I made a comment earlier tonight that I guess went out over the air that I am deeply ashamed of.

00:14:15.000 If I have hurt anyone out there, I can't tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart.

00:14:21.000 You realize, Ryan?

00:14:23.000 He's apologizing to you.

00:14:24.000 If I hurt anyone, I'm not even.

00:14:26.000 He knows, he recognizes that he has hurt you today.

00:14:28.000 I'm not even kind of hurt by that because it doesn't apply to me.

00:14:33.000 He called your apartment one of the fag capitals of the world.

00:14:36.000 He didn't.

00:14:36.000 He doesn't know where my residence is.

00:14:39.000 He's never met me.

00:14:40.000 He's not aware of me.

00:14:41.000 So you don't accept his apology?

00:14:43.000 It's not aimed towards me.

00:14:45.000 I'm not at the position.

00:14:46.000 I'm not in position to no.

00:14:49.000 I guess it could be a hard no.

00:14:50.000 It doesn't look like a very sincere apology because it gets interrupted.

00:14:50.000 Keep going.

00:14:53.000 How much I say from the bottom of my heart, I'm so very, very sorry.

00:14:58.000 I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith.

00:15:03.000 Great hit.

00:15:04.000 As there's a drive in a deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run.

00:15:09.000 Saved by the ball.

00:15:10.000 That'll make it a 4-0 ball game.

00:15:12.000 Saved by the ball.

00:15:14.000 I don't know if I'm going to be putting on this headset again.

00:15:17.000 I don't know if it's going to be for the Reds.

00:15:19.000 I don't know if it's going to be for my bosses at Fox.

00:15:21.000 I'm going to apologize for the people who signed my paycheck, for the Reds, for Fox Sports Ohio, for the people I work with, for anybody that I've been.

00:15:31.000 What city were you talking about, Tom?

00:15:34.000 I can't begin to tell you how deeply sorry I am.

00:15:37.000 Also in the news, Steve-O has some sort of special.

00:15:39.000 Steve-O, you got to hand it to him.

00:15:41.000 He's like that comedian who's an awesome guy and a very successful community, Bert Kreischer, who just crushes.

00:15:48.000 Not that funny, per se.

00:15:51.000 Talent is not really up to Louis C.K. levels.

00:15:53.000 I don't know if it's in his blood, but whatever.

00:15:55.000 He's rich because he busts his ass.

00:15:57.000 That's what's beautiful about America.

00:15:58.000 Busts your ass. 0.98

00:15:59.000 Like Will Smith said that once.

00:16:00.000 He goes, you want to know the truth?

00:16:02.000 I'm not a great actor.

00:16:04.000 The reason I have a career is because I'm never hungover.

00:16:06.000 I show up on time.

00:16:07.000 I memorize my lines.

00:16:08.000 I go home.

00:16:09.000 I don't complain.

00:16:10.000 I don't mess up the press things.

00:16:11.000 And investors go, you know what?

00:16:15.000 It's not Kierkegaard.

00:16:16.000 It's not Polanski.

00:16:18.000 It's not Cassavetes, but all our bills are paid.

00:16:21.000 And I Am Legend did pretty well.

00:16:23.000 That's America.

00:16:25.000 Just bust your ass. 0.74

00:16:26.000 We'll figure out the rest.

00:16:28.000 So he's got some special coming out.

00:16:30.000 I guess he has his own thing, stevo.com or TV or something.

00:16:36.000 That is a straight up man's up there.

00:16:38.000 Ah!

00:16:39.000 What?

00:16:44.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:16:45.000 Are they making him untape himself?

00:16:50.000 Is it Stevo?

00:16:51.000 What?

00:16:56.000 Why do rich white girls speak any bonics? 1.00

00:16:58.000 Is it Stevo?

00:16:58.000 That's a straight-up man's up.

00:17:02.000 I'm on a billboard, dude.

00:17:04.000 I lost my Stevo.

00:17:05.000 He had his own show.

00:17:06.000 Remember he did a game show for a while?

00:17:08.000 I spoke to the people behind the game show.

00:17:09.000 I go, what happened with Stevo?

00:17:10.000 He's not doing drugs.

00:17:12.000 No, he just wasn't that good at it.

00:17:14.000 Shock therapy.

00:17:15.000 He wasn't getting good at it, if you will.

00:17:17.000 Yeah.

00:17:18.000 But still, he got a game show.

00:17:19.000 A guy that's not that talented and really hard to listen to.

00:17:23.000 He beat math, which has a 99% recidivism rate.

00:17:27.000 He was part of the 1%.

00:17:29.000 I like him.

00:17:31.000 And there's a thing called PCP Saved My Life, which I highly recommend.

00:17:35.000 It's while he did a DVD on PCP.

00:17:38.000 Like he was on it for months.

00:17:40.000 And he did this thing.

00:17:42.000 It was an extra in a jackass DVD.

00:17:47.000 And the guy's just out of his fucking mind the entire time.

00:17:50.000 I smoked PCP for five fucking days in a row.

00:17:53.000 I was wasted.

00:17:54.000 I mean, I wasn't even that wasted when I smoked it.

00:17:56.000 It took another day for it to actually fucking make whatever exploded in my brain happen.

00:18:03.000 And then I became this fucking button.

00:18:05.000 I don't want to watch a video of me on PCP.

00:18:08.000 The reason for this video.

00:18:09.000 I was a huge fan of this video, and he was not a fan that I was a fan of.

00:18:15.000 By smoking PCP.

00:18:17.000 Now watch the fucking video and don't come out to me in the street talking about it.

00:18:21.000 You did.

00:18:22.000 You know what I did tell you not to do it?

00:18:23.000 And I met him and I did exactly that.

00:18:25.000 You know what fucking Jeff Tremaine?

00:18:29.000 Yeah, Jeff Tremaine did.

00:18:30.000 He does a perfect Steve-O.

00:18:32.000 He got on Steve-O's phone.

00:18:35.000 This would be like 2000.

00:18:36.000 Well, this would be around 2002.

00:18:39.000 And he picked up his phone and he started calling his ex-girlfriends.

00:18:42.000 Going, hey, look, Brandy, I'm really sorry things didn't work out.

00:18:42.000 Oh, my God.

00:18:46.000 And I'm at the Whiskey at Gogo.

00:18:49.000 I'll pay for your taxi.

00:18:50.000 Why don't you come by?

00:18:50.000 I'll buy you a beer.

00:18:51.000 I'd love to hang out and just apologize.

00:18:53.000 Click next.

00:18:55.000 Hey, Sandry, Sandy, look, it's Tevo.

00:18:57.000 I'm at Whiskey at Gogo.

00:18:58.000 I'll pay for your cab.

00:18:59.000 Come on down. 0.94

00:19:00.000 We're having a party.

00:19:01.000 Knoxville's here.

00:19:04.000 Like four girls showed up. 1.00

00:19:06.000 And he goes, what's going on?

00:19:08.000 What are you doing here?

00:19:09.000 And she goes, you called me.

00:19:10.000 What?

00:19:11.000 Oh, fuck.

00:19:13.000 That's hilarious.

00:19:14.000 That's like when Derek Beckles finally broke up with this lunatic who was ruining his life, this crazy Polish chick. 1.00

00:19:21.000 I got his phone and I typed, so lonely.

00:19:25.000 And just texted her.

00:19:27.000 And the phone just started going, oh my God.

00:19:31.000 They went back out for another three weeks after that.

00:19:33.000 Really?

00:19:33.000 Yeah, he didn't want to.

00:19:35.000 It took him another three weeks to explain and dump her.

00:19:38.000 Look up stevio.com.

00:19:41.000 Oh, wait, wait, sorry.

00:19:42.000 I kind of want to see a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of that.

00:19:44.000 I'll drive.

00:19:44.000 I'll fly.

00:19:46.000 I'll snowmobile there.

00:19:47.000 I don't care.

00:19:47.000 He's like, we need to find some way to get there.

00:19:49.000 He's like, I'll take a goddamn snowmobile if I have to.

00:19:53.000 We can't get on a plane, so we gotta wind up in Bangor Maine.

00:19:56.000 So look forward to more Stevo.

00:19:58.000 I don't care about their traveling thing.

00:20:00.000 It's my shit.

00:20:01.000 Ever.

00:20:04.000 Easy.

00:20:04.000 We have to get on.

00:20:05.000 *laughs*

00:20:07.000 That could be the coolest row of thumb ever.

00:20:09.000 Easy.

00:20:10.000 We have to get on thumb.

00:20:12.000 Easy to do.

00:20:13.000 You can't really understand everything because I'm wrong.

00:20:16.000 This miracle.

00:20:17.000 Happiness thing.

00:20:18.000 Because I'm wrong.

00:20:20.000 This miracle doesn't end at midnight on December 26th.

00:20:24.000 The filming for this video ends at midnight on December 6th.

00:20:28.000 It seems fun.

00:20:30.000 You know, he suits him.

00:20:32.000 He should have got back out of it.

00:20:35.000 Look up stevieo.com.

00:20:36.000 Let's see what it's like.

00:20:40.000 Still, that fucking mouse smell is back.

00:20:44.000 Flip.

00:20:49.000 There's no stinky garbage?

00:20:52.000 No?

00:20:54.000 Tim Nude has the banner.

00:20:57.000 Jackass font.

00:20:58.000 See, when people talk about my butt plug jokes, I don't think they get my roots.

00:21:02.000 Yeah.

00:21:04.000 This is where I'm from.

00:21:06.000 They would tell you nice start if you're around those guys.

00:21:09.000 You're like, okay, where's the kite?

00:21:11.000 Where's the cannibal that shoved it into your ass?

00:21:14.000 So it hasn't gone out yet, I guess.

00:21:17.000 Are you the boss?

00:21:18.000 Did you just click here?

00:21:19.000 Are you over 18?

00:21:19.000 Yes, I am.

00:21:20.000 I don't look.

00:21:21.000 10 box.

00:21:22.000 Okay, we'll probably check that out sometime.

00:21:25.000 Here's a trailer.

00:21:25.000 Do you want to see it?

00:21:26.000 Sure.

00:21:28.000 Pretty gnarly.

00:21:29.000 This is going to be gnarly.

00:21:31.000 Pretty gnarly.

00:21:32.000 Oh, shit.

00:21:32.000 Kind of gnarly.

00:21:34.000 All right?

00:21:34.000 Yeah.

00:21:36.000 Oh, my God.

00:21:39.000 Those baseballs?

00:21:40.000 Yeah.

00:21:43.000 What's up, Debra?

00:21:47.000 Women can paint their boobs and show them on Instagram, so I figure I should be able to paint my dick and do whatever I want. 1.00

00:21:57.000 Make some noise for my brother, Wee-Man!

00:22:00.000 Are you ready?

00:22:06.000 It's a whole jackass thing.

00:22:07.000 That's cool.

00:22:10.000 Oh, my buddies lit that stuff right away.

00:22:17.000 I knew.

00:22:20.000 I fucked up.

00:22:23.000 Cool.

00:22:23.000 That looks like a lot of fun.

00:22:25.000 That was a very exciting trailer.

00:22:25.000 Hell yeah.

00:22:29.000 Boycott Goodyear.

00:22:30.000 Here's the most, the craziest level of woke I've seen so far in woke capitalism, where Goodyear has made it clear that you can't.

00:22:38.000 Well, I'll just show the show 1-3.

00:22:40.000 Prague or you sums it up.

00:22:42.000 Goodyear has a zero tolerance policy for all lives matter, blue lives matter, and MAGA attire, but wearing anything with Black Lives Matter LGBT is totally fine. 0.85

00:22:51.000 So you can use your free speech at Goodyear to support leftist causes, but nothing on the right.

00:22:55.000 Makes sense.

00:22:56.000 How is MAGA right?

00:22:59.000 Make America great again is offensive.

00:23:01.000 All Lives Matter is offensive.

00:23:04.000 Blue Lives Matter.

00:23:05.000 Saying cops' lives matter, that's offensive.

00:23:10.000 Jesus.

00:23:10.000 So Trump was calling for a boycott.

00:23:12.000 I saw the New York Post, which drifts left sometimes.

00:23:15.000 Sometimes I think what happens is they have interns do some of their articles, and the interns are usually hot chicks who move to New York because of sex in the city. 1.00

00:23:24.000 And then we get their politics.

00:23:26.000 But the New York Post is like, his limousine still has Goodyear tires.

00:23:30.000 Yeah, this happened like an hour ago.

00:23:31.000 Sorry I don't have a pit crew who just goes and removes everything.

00:23:36.000 Are they all gone?

00:23:38.000 I hope they're all good.

00:23:39.000 This is the Washington Post, so they're very anti-Trump.

00:23:42.000 Trump urges supporters not to buy Goodyear tires, claiming the company is playing politics by banning his campaign hats.

00:23:50.000 They are.

00:23:51.000 But read the quote, Ryan, that starts with, I'm not happy with Goodyear.

00:23:56.000 But read it as Trump.

00:23:57.000 I'm not happy with Goodyear because what they're doing is playing politics.

00:24:01.000 Trump said at a news conference Wednesday evening.

00:24:03.000 The funny thing is, the people that work for Goodyear, I can guarantee you, Poll, I poll very well with all those great workers at Goodyear.

00:24:12.000 Trump continued, when they say that you can't have Blue Lives Matter, you can't show a blue line.

00:24:18.000 You can't wear a MAGA hat.

00:24:20.000 But you can have other things like Marxist and nature.

00:24:23.000 There's something wrong with the top of Goodyear, frankly.

00:24:26.000 Frankly.

00:24:29.000 Also, in the news, the DNC had another convention.

00:24:32.000 I don't understand what's going on.

00:24:33.000 They have one every night now?

00:24:34.000 They had the one that ended with something happening here and this gay black drag queen prancing around with a green screen. 0.99

00:24:43.000 With a black flag, by the way.

00:24:45.000 All the white was turned black.

00:24:47.000 You noticed that?

00:24:48.000 Yeah, I guess.

00:24:49.000 With an inverted American flag.

00:24:51.000 Yeah.

00:24:52.000 Because the American flag's racist now.

00:24:53.000 Aw, look how concerned Scarface looks.

00:24:57.000 Did I hurt your feelings, buddy?

00:24:59.000 He's melting.

00:25:00.000 Hey, pal, it's just a show.

00:25:01.000 Calm down.

00:25:02.000 I guess all that Coke is.

00:25:03.000 This is just my opinion.

00:25:04.000 Oh, he's having a Coke calm day.

00:25:06.000 Coke stroke.

00:25:07.000 Womp, womp, womp. 0.99

00:25:14.000 Now he's a rabbit.

00:25:17.000 That was a wild ass. 1.00

00:25:18.000 Say hello to my little carrot friend.

00:25:20.000 Oh, that joke sucked.

00:25:23.000 So there's a great video.

00:25:25.000 Obama, I guess, showed up and gave his two cents.

00:25:28.000 I don't know which DNC convention this was.

00:25:29.000 I don't care.

00:25:30.000 A friend of mine texts me, he goes, you're watching the DNC thing, right?

00:25:33.000 And I go, no, I don't watch those.

00:25:35.000 I watch the highlights the next day.

00:25:37.000 Even Trump speeches, I don't really watch.

00:25:39.000 I'll see the highlights.

00:25:42.000 We need Americans of goodwill to unite against a politics that too often has been characterized by corruption.

00:25:49.000 A Ukrainian natural gas company accused of corruption appoints Hunter Biden to their board of directors.

00:25:57.000 Carelessness.

00:25:58.000 Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids. 1.00

00:26:01.000 Self-dealing.

00:26:02.000 Look, I said, I'm leaving it in six hours.

00:26:04.000 If the prosecutor's not fired, you're not getting the money.

00:26:06.000 Disinformation.

00:26:07.000 Corn pop was a bad dude.

00:26:09.000 Ignorance.

00:26:11.000 gay bathhouses. 0.98

00:26:12.000 And just plain.

00:26:13.000 Corn pop was a bad dude.

00:26:15.000 They looked into it.

00:26:16.000 He did exist.

00:26:17.000 He's not like Corey Booker's buddy, T-Bone.

00:26:20.000 And meanness.

00:26:21.000 Why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why?

00:26:23.000 You're getting nervous, man.

00:26:24.000 Join Joe.

00:26:25.000 Trump is going to eat him alive.

00:26:28.000 We need Americans of goodwill to unite against a politics that too often has been characterized by colonization.

00:26:34.000 And then there was this Zoom call where they are not hiding it anymore.

00:26:40.000 Let me just tell you some things about America.

00:26:42.000 Colonization is over.

00:26:44.000 It's been over for a long time.

00:26:46.000 Britain gave up on everything a long time ago.

00:26:48.000 There's no more conquering the world.

00:26:51.000 That was more of an Industrial Revolution thing.

00:26:54.000 You don't really see America sticking their flag into various countries in the world saying, this is mine now.

00:26:59.000 We wish they would.

00:27:00.000 We've said we sell shirts on our site, invade Greenland.

00:27:04.000 But unfortunately, colonization is a thing of the past.

00:27:06.000 White supremacy is so not around that if you imply that you don't hate it, if you just say it's okay to be white or all lives matter, you will get fired, you'll be canceled, you'll be depersoned, it'll be the end of you.

00:27:22.000 So not only is white supremacy not around, white hatred is so normalized that if you don't jump on board, you're considered an evil racist.

00:27:31.000 So white supremacy and colonization are gone.

00:27:34.000 Capitalism is the only thing keeping this country alive.

00:27:39.000 And if you take that away, we are Venezuela.

00:27:42.000 We are every socialist country in the world.

00:27:44.000 And don't bring in Northern Europe into it because you haven't done your research.

00:27:47.000 Half of these Northern European socialist utopias are A, blowing all their money as we speak. 0.95

00:27:52.000 And B, they don't have minimum wage and they have a bunch of other free market systems that enables them to have bullshit like a year-long maternity leave. 1.00

00:28:01.000 So they're not a good example of socialism at all.

00:28:03.000 Venezuela is a perfect summary of socialism.

00:28:07.000 But anyway, listen to this mainstream DNC operative at a convention telling you what their agenda really is.

00:28:15.000 Democrat Convention Speaker.

00:28:18.000 Stand that this future that we all want, that we're all trying to build, really is about the destruction of colonization, white supremacy, and capitalism.

00:28:30.000 We must really move away from these systems.

00:28:33.000 Loud and clear.

00:28:34.000 One more time.

00:28:38.000 We understand that this future that we all want, that we're all trying to build, really is about the destruction of colonization, white supremacy, and capitalism.

00:28:50.000 We must really move away from these systems.

00:28:54.000 I think that's very relevant that she's reading it.

00:28:56.000 Don't you?

00:28:57.000 Was that written for her?

00:28:59.000 You can't remember the three things that you want to destroy?

00:29:01.000 She is sad, but I can remember that.

00:29:03.000 We need to focus on what is really destroying America, and that is primarily white supremacy, colonization, and of course, the thing, you know, the thing. 0.52

00:29:18.000 Capitalism, capitalism.

00:29:20.000 All right, so that brings us to Cardi B. And I think I might have to get up for this.

00:29:25.000 Cardi B sat down with Joe Biden, speaking of the DNC, and is going to show us what she wants from America.

00:29:33.000 And he's going to explain how she can help.

00:29:35.000 Let's see these two intellectuals tell us how to fix America.

00:29:39.000 I get up when I want, except when there's a call to prayer at the local mosque.

00:29:44.000 Say hello to my little friends, Cardi B and Joe Biden, Jose Biden.

00:29:50.000 um I haven't seen this yet, but I'm guessing it's going to be a shit show.

00:29:57.000 What do you think, folks?

00:30:00.000 Cardi B is sub-retarded. 1.00

00:30:04.000 I think there's a lot of retarded people that are smarter than her. 1.00

00:30:07.000 I wager she's never read one book.

00:30:11.000 Wouldn't you like to see her like literally, I feel like fucking actually read a Dr. Zeus book?

00:30:17.000 That's what Conor McGregor challenged Floyd Mayweather to do.

00:30:20.000 I don't think she could do like see the lazy fox jump over the dirty brown log or something.

00:30:28.000 She couldn't read any sentence.

00:30:30.000 I guarantee it.

00:30:32.000 Imagine her reading the Constitution.

00:30:34.000 But because she has a lot of black people that like her and a lot of women that like her, and that's a very effective groups for the DNC, Joe Biden is going to pretend that he's down with her and he ain't black.

00:30:50.000 And she's done a lot of cocaine. 1.00

00:30:52.000 Holy shit, this is going to be terrible.

00:30:54.000 All right, hit it.

00:30:55.000 And this, by the way, you can't find this on the internet.

00:30:58.000 Go look it up.

00:30:59.000 She did it for Elle Magazine and Elle now has a transcription of it, parts of it.

00:31:05.000 But they definitely realized that this is fucking obvious.

00:31:09.000 And by the way, I love when politicians do this, right?

00:31:13.000 Kamala Harris said, yo, when I was in college, I was like smoking dope, listening.

00:31:19.000 She sent thousands of men to jail for marijuana, by the way. 1.00

00:31:22.000 But anyway, I was smoking dope, smoking blunts, listening to Tupac and Eminem.

00:31:27.000 Really, they didn't rap then.

00:31:29.000 They were like 19 at the time.

00:31:32.000 So you were not listening to them.

00:31:35.000 You are lying to make yourself sound black. 0.97

00:31:38.000 You're a white girl from Montreal with an Indian mom and a black dad who peaced out, came from a slave-owning family.

00:31:46.000 He peaced out long ago.

00:31:48.000 You're not black. 1.00

00:31:48.000 Or Corey Booker with his like, yo, I used to hang with this guy, T-Bone, and I live in Newark. 1.00

00:31:54.000 No, you don't.

00:31:55.000 You own an apartment in Newark because you're rich.

00:31:57.000 You lived in an area known for its kayaking.

00:32:01.000 And finally, we have Joe Biden himself that talks about a dude named Cornpop.

00:32:06.000 Yo, I had to fight.

00:32:08.000 Yes.

00:32:10.000 Probably 60 years ago, or at least half a century ago, he did come across a black man when he was a lifeguard at a pool once.

00:32:19.000 Well, then you're black. 0.94

00:32:22.000 Anyway, let's see this spy versus spy ridiculous pairing of two people who would just love to kill each other ultimately.

00:32:31.000 Let's be honest.

00:32:33.000 Oh, Snap. 0.99

00:32:35.000 How you doing?

00:32:37.000 Hi, Biden.

00:32:38.000 How are you?

00:32:39.000 How are you?

00:32:40.000 The name's Joe.

00:32:42.000 Well, hello, Betty, Joe.

00:32:44.000 As a matter of fact, watch meet my daughter.

00:32:46.000 The love of my life, the life of my love.

00:32:48.000 She's a fan of yours.

00:32:49.000 Hi, how are you?

00:32:51.000 You know what the thing about Joe Biden is?

00:32:53.000 He's actually an endearing, pathetic old man.

00:32:57.000 He's sort of like someone's great-grandfather when you meet him and you're like, hi, how are you?

00:33:03.000 And he's like, I'm okay.

00:33:05.000 When did you last get laid?

00:33:07.000 And you're like, well, I'm married.

00:33:09.000 Three kids.

00:33:10.000 So it's not easy.

00:33:12.000 Oh, well, you better get your dinky stinky.

00:33:16.000 Okay, I will.

00:33:17.000 I'll see what I can do.

00:33:19.000 Okay, motherfucker.

00:33:22.000 Hope you're not around any of those goddamn fucking Edwards.

00:33:27.000 Oh, and then the son is like, dad, dad, take it easy.

00:33:32.000 Well, they came in here.

00:33:33.000 They ruined Detroit.

00:33:35.000 I'll tell you that much.

00:33:37.000 Okay, change the subject.

00:33:39.000 Okay, all right.

00:33:40.000 Do you want anything?

00:33:41.000 You want a water?

00:33:42.000 He doesn't have a throat.

00:33:44.000 Oh, okay.

00:33:44.000 Well, I'm going to go now.

00:33:45.000 Bye.

00:33:46.000 I'll try to get my dinky stinky.

00:33:48.000 You better faggot. 1.00

00:33:50.000 I can't wait to be that age.

00:33:52.000 My two jokes are just going to be saying the most offensive things imaginable, grabbing women's asses, and then saying, Do you have any idea who my father is?

00:34:03.000 Mrs. Ashley.

00:34:04.000 Good.

00:34:05.000 How you doing?

00:34:06.000 You don't finger yourself with those.

00:34:09.000 And she gave her father one of the guys she was growing up.

00:34:12.000 She'd call me Joey B. So we may be related or something.

00:34:15.000 Yep, Cardi B and Joey B. I'm a huge fan.

00:34:20.000 How are you doing?

00:34:22.000 This conversation's going so smoothly, isn't it?

00:34:24.000 But Biden, let me tell you something.

00:34:26.000 When you have kids my age, like the one my age, two years old, your schedule never go as planned.

00:34:33.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:34:34.000 You're telling me?

00:34:35.000 Pause.

00:34:36.000 Your schedule never go as planned.

00:34:39.000 Not even planned.

00:34:42.000 Your schedule never go as planned.

00:34:45.000 Just to be clear here, English is her mother tongue.

00:34:49.000 She's bilingual, but she grew up speaking English and Spanish.

00:34:53.000 Both.

00:34:53.000 They're both her mother tongue.

00:34:56.000 I got four kids, five grandkids.

00:34:58.000 Come on.

00:34:58.000 I'm an expert.

00:35:00.000 I understand about kids.

00:35:01.000 The most important thing in the world.

00:35:03.000 They come first. 0.99

00:35:05.000 Yes, definitely.

00:35:06.000 Wait, I cut him off.

00:35:07.000 What's the most important thing in the world?

00:35:08.000 Kids.

00:35:10.000 Kids.

00:35:11.000 Go back, you fucking imbecile.

00:35:13.000 Yes.

00:35:13.000 They come first.

00:35:14.000 About kids.

00:35:15.000 The most important thing in the world.

00:35:17.000 They come first. 0.99

00:35:18.000 Oh, you're right.

00:35:19.000 I'm wrong.

00:35:19.000 Sorry.

00:35:20.000 Definitely.

00:35:21.000 Always.

00:35:21.000 I can't go first.

00:35:22.000 Here we keep it that way.

00:35:25.000 So, Joe, I heard you got some questions for me.

00:35:29.000 Oh, I do have some questions for you.

00:35:30.000 First of all, I want to congratulate you.

00:35:33.000 The cover of, oh, I tell you, that's pretty good.

00:35:36.000 That's pretty big time.

00:35:37.000 Number one, doesn't surprise me.

00:35:38.000 You're on cover.

00:35:40.000 So how long have we been going here?

00:35:44.000 Minute 20.

00:35:45.000 Minute 20.

00:35:46.000 Nothing's been said.

00:35:47.000 Kids are important.

00:35:49.000 Yeah.

00:35:50.000 I think animals know that.

00:35:52.000 Go kick a cub in the head in front of a mother bear.

00:35:54.000 I think we're all on the same page that children are important.

00:35:56.000 You're not breaking any ground here.

00:35:58.000 You're not even saying anything remotely interesting.

00:36:03.000 Number two, thanks for your generosity dealing with people who are suffering from COVID.

00:36:09.000 There's so many people who needlessly are in trouble, who needlessly have died when they didn't have to if we had taken the precaution.

00:36:18.000 Who are needlessly have died.

00:36:20.000 Who are needlessly have died.

00:36:23.000 I guess she gave some money to a COVID thing.

00:36:27.000 Is that really the problem with COVID, lack of money?

00:36:29.000 I mean, people have lost their jobs.

00:36:31.000 I guess she could donate to some sort of small business thing. 0.99

00:36:34.000 But as far as like hospitals and stuff, I don't.

00:36:38.000 We'll look that up.

00:36:39.000 Let's figure out where exactly her money went because I'm guessing it was virtue signaling and it was totally useless. 1.00

00:36:45.000 Because we needed to.

00:36:47.000 Thank you.

00:36:47.000 You have a generous heart.

00:36:49.000 You have a generous heart.

00:36:51.000 And what I wanted to know was, tell me what's your main interest in terms of I've got a wet-ass pussy. 1.00

00:36:58.000 And the way you keep your pussy on WAP is you gots to watch your pH bounce. 1.00

00:37:03.000 We'll show you that in a minute.

00:37:04.000 That's crucial.

00:37:05.000 Because you be sucking niggas' dicks and they're all nasty and shit. 1.00

00:37:10.000 And then you put that dick in you and you get all you eating like a BLT. 0.99

00:37:14.000 I'm going to show you this video.

00:37:16.000 This is who he's talking to.

00:37:18.000 How to keep your pussy wet. 1.00

00:37:19.000 She just did a hit song, probably the number one song in the country right now, about how her and her close friend Megan have incredibly wet pussies. 1.00

00:37:27.000 That's the entire song.

00:37:30.000 I have a whole list of things that I want and I wish and I desire for our next president to do for us.

00:37:38.000 But first thing first, let me give it a buck.

00:37:42.000 I just want Trump out.

00:37:43.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:37:44.000 I just feel like...

00:37:49.000 Like you asked them to get specific.

00:37:50.000 How do you want Medicaid to work?

00:37:52.000 What kind of foreign policy do you are you okay with Israel getting money?

00:37:56.000 Should it get more or less?

00:37:57.000 How much should it get?

00:37:58.000 Would the borders should be closed, open?

00:38:00.000 How many illegals is too many illegals? 1.00

00:38:02.000 All these real substantive questions.

00:38:04.000 And they go, I'm not going to lie.

00:38:07.000 I just want Trump out.

00:38:08.000 It's the same when you ask black people during Obama, so why did you vote for him?

00:38:12.000 And if they were remotely honest, they'd go, because he's black. 1.00

00:38:15.000 I voted for the black guy.

00:38:15.000 I'm black.

00:38:18.000 So you want Trump out.

00:38:20.000 And obviously, the answer to that is to question them and say, why?

00:38:27.000 Specifically, call he racist.

00:38:30.000 Well, give me an example of the racism.

00:38:35.000 his mouth gets us in trouble so much.

00:38:38.000 I want to be with, Like Saudi Arabia?

00:38:45.000 With Russia? 0.95

00:38:47.000 With China? 0.97

00:38:48.000 With North Korea? 0.82

00:38:49.000 How does his mouth get us in trouble?

00:38:51.000 And by the way, who gives a flying fuck what the world community thinks?

00:38:56.000 We talked about this yesterday about all the different disgusting practices with Africans chopping, macheteing bald men because they think gold is in their head. 1.00

00:39:05.000 The West is the best.

00:39:07.000 Everyone else isn't just worse, they suck.

00:39:10.000 So I'm not really concerned with how the international community feels about this country.

00:39:15.000 Suck my American dick. 1.00

00:39:19.000 Watch your pH balance if you do.

00:39:22.000 You gotta like wash your mouth and shit. 0.97

00:39:24.000 Bush your teeth if you sucking a lot of dicks. 1.00

00:39:28.000 I don't, I don't want that, you know, we're dealing with a pandemic right now, right?

00:39:33.000 And I just want answers.

00:39:34.000 I want to know when this is over.

00:39:36.000 Like, you know, I want to go back to my job.

00:39:39.000 I want to be able to go out.

00:39:40.000 Okay, so you're with us Trumpers then?

00:39:42.000 Because we don't want, when I went to see Laura, I get into the stadium there and I'm walking on eggshells because I've been turned into like, it's like the X-Men where that chick, she touches someone and then all their veins go weird and they almost die.

00:39:56.000 I've been given that pariah status.

00:39:58.000 So I'm like, are you sure you want me here?

00:40:00.000 What should I do?

00:40:00.000 Should I wear a mask?

00:40:01.000 And she grabs her mask and goes, we don't do that commie shit here. 1.00

00:40:06.000 So if you are anti, what are you doing?

00:40:08.000 Look at his face.

00:40:10.000 What?

00:40:11.000 What the fuck?

00:40:12.000 This is, yeah, and that's got nothing to do with Cardi B. That could be someone on the plane saying, okay, we're going to be landing in the next 20 minutes.

00:40:20.000 So please put on your seat belts.

00:40:22.000 And you go, oh, I think I got this.

00:40:24.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:40:25.000 Seatbelt.

00:40:27.000 I want to be able not to feel like I'm trapped in my home.

00:40:31.000 Sorry, so I didn't finish my point.

00:40:32.000 Trump people, us, we hate the masks.

00:40:35.000 Take your six feet and shove it. 0.96

00:40:37.000 We tried your stupid shit.

00:40:39.000 It didn't work.

00:40:41.000 No matter what you do, this bad flu virus, no one's saying it doesn't exist.

00:40:46.000 We're saying it's just a bad flu.

00:40:47.000 It goes up, it peaks, and goes down.

00:40:50.000 You can quarantine, you can wear a mask, you can six feet, or you can do like Switzerland, nothing at all. 0.74

00:40:56.000 And it's exact same up-be-downy.

00:40:58.000 So we want to get back to work.

00:40:59.000 So Cardi B, I think you're fucking your opponent there because the DNC is obsessed with the masks and the COVID and the quarantining.

00:41:07.000 Why?

00:41:08.000 Because they're worried about an epidemic?

00:41:09.000 No, because they know their only chance in November is mail-ins because they are the kings of fraud.

00:41:16.000 So they have to make this look like the scariest thing on earth.

00:41:21.000 But I don't want somebody to lie to me and tell me that it's okay to go outside.

00:41:25.000 It's okay not to wear a mask, that everything is going to be okay.

00:41:29.000 No, I want like a timeline of when things are going to get.

00:41:33.000 Okay, how about now?

00:41:35.000 How about right now?

00:41:36.000 Because that's what Trump wants.

00:41:38.000 But your buddy there, Joe, doesn't want that.

00:41:40.000 Maybe do a little bit of research before you fucking start your WAP bullshit. 0.95

00:41:45.000 She's got a wet-ass pussy and a wet-ass mouth, too, from frothing. 1.00

00:41:50.000 I want a president to tell me what are the steps for us to get better besides, you know, taking precautions like with our masks and quarantining.

00:42:02.000 I need somebody to tell me, like, this is going to be over when we find this cure.

00:42:07.000 This is why it's taking so long.

00:42:09.000 This is why other countries are doing better than ours when it comes to this pandemic.

00:42:14.000 I need somebody to tell me the truth, the hardcore truth.

00:42:18.000 And so you realize what she's trying to say here.

00:42:22.000 I speak Cardi B. Trump fucked up, and it's the reason we have all this COVID stuff.

00:42:28.000 That's what she was told to say, but she's screwing it up by being honest and saying, I don't want to wear a fucking mask.

00:42:33.000 I think it's bullshit.

00:42:34.000 So she's actually her and Biden, Joey B and Cardi B are perfect for each other because they're both totally capable of screwing everything up, no matter how neatly it's placed before.

00:42:46.000 Just say that Trump fucked up the epidemic and made it into a pandemic.

00:42:51.000 That's all you got to do.

00:42:52.000 That's all you got to do.

00:42:55.000 I, of course, want free Medicare.

00:42:57.000 And this is why it's important to have free Medicare because look what's happening right now.

00:43:02.000 You see why we should have been having Medicare?

00:43:05.000 This is actually a salient point.

00:43:06.000 This is a thing.

00:43:07.000 This is tangible.

00:43:08.000 And we are how far in?

00:43:10.000 Three minutes and 16 seconds.

00:43:12.000 Three minutes and 16 seconds to get to a thing.

00:43:15.000 And Dems, if you want to say anything of substance, say, I want free Medicare.

00:43:20.000 Say it worked in Canada.

00:43:22.000 This doesn't have to be true, but at least it's a thing. 0.93

00:43:24.000 It worked in Canada.

00:43:25.000 It worked in Britain.

00:43:26.000 We want that.

00:43:27.000 Okay.

00:43:28.000 Gotcha.

00:43:30.000 I disagree, but at least you're saying something.

00:43:33.000 Long time.

00:43:34.000 I, of course, think that we need a free college education.

00:43:38.000 That's second.

00:43:39.000 And I want black people to stop getting killed. 1.00

00:43:43.000 Oh, I shouldn't have cut her off there.

00:43:45.000 She wants black people to stop getting killed. 0.91

00:43:47.000 City colleges are $3,000 a year.

00:43:53.000 You can't scrape together $3,000, then don't go to college.

00:43:56.000 You better be making that kind of money after you get out.

00:43:58.000 Yes, NYU is a quarter mil, but you don't need for a degree.

00:44:02.000 You don't need NYU.

00:44:03.000 City College not only does it have the same courses, it often has the same professors who go make extra money by going to a city college.

00:44:10.000 And to get a scholarship for city college, I mean, I'm speaking about New York, but I'm sure it's similar in your town.

00:44:17.000 Get some Ds, get some B's, show up.

00:44:20.000 Half the time, if you're from the Bronx, they'll just give you a 75, even if you didn't show up, and you'll get a scholarship for city college.

00:44:27.000 So we essentially do have free post-secondary education.

00:44:31.000 No, it doesn't pay for Harvard and Yale, and nor should it.

00:44:34.000 That's fucking insane.

00:44:35.000 You don't deserve a Ferrari, but you do deserve public transportation at a very affordable rate.

00:44:41.000 And that's what we have with secondary education.

00:44:43.000 Three grand a year is the worst case scenario, and it's very, very easy to get a scholarship.

00:44:48.000 Now, as far as black people being killed, yeah, it sucks.

00:44:52.000 You people, this guy, who likes blowjobs?

00:44:58.000 This guy.

00:44:59.000 Who's responsible for black crime? 1.00

00:45:02.000 This guy.

00:45:04.000 This guy and Kamala Harris.

00:45:05.000 When you devastate the black family, black children, black boys have no leadership and they get into crime. 1.00

00:45:12.000 And what do they do?

00:45:12.000 They kill each other to the tune of 20 a day.

00:45:15.000 Now, you seem focused on black people killed by police.

00:45:19.000 Last year, that was 10.

00:45:22.000 Eight were coming at, were not coming at the cop trying to kill him.

00:45:26.000 So that's two.

00:45:27.000 Two unarmed black people were killed last year.

00:45:30.000 Six people were killed by spider bites.

00:45:32.000 Is your next subject spiders?

00:45:35.000 Because that's the level of importance you're at.

00:45:39.000 Thank you.

00:45:40.000 And no justice for it.

00:45:43.000 I'm tired of it.

00:45:44.000 I'm tired of it.

00:45:46.000 Pause.

00:45:47.000 I fucking hate this myth.

00:45:49.000 Out of those two blacks in 2019 that were not attacking cops, the cops are on trial and we're analyzing the living shit out of that case.

00:45:58.000 Do you know the kind of testimony, research, trial that went on for the Mike Brown-Ferguson case?

00:46:07.000 They totally overdid it because they knew that there was going to be riots in the streets.

00:46:11.000 So they went nuts overanalyzing every single detail and laying out the burden of proof perfectly.

00:46:20.000 And he still, it's still, people think he had his hands up.

00:46:23.000 You got to look into that case.

00:46:25.000 I'm reading Heather McDonald's War on Cops right now. 0.56

00:46:28.000 It's an incredible book.

00:46:29.000 Part of me is reading, going, yeah, I know, I know, I know.

00:46:32.000 But the other half of the book, I'm going, oh, I had no idea it was that bad.

00:46:36.000 So her contention is that cops shoot blacks and get away with it. 0.81

00:46:40.000 That is not true.

00:46:42.000 In fact, even when they're innocent, like in the case of Rodney King, the trial goes through, they get found innocent, there's a riot, and they go, actually get back to jail.

00:46:50.000 We changed our mind.

00:46:51.000 So they get less justice, these cops, than most.

00:46:58.000 Secondly, you have a myth going around.

00:47:01.000 They go, yeah, 20 blacks kill 20 blacks every day, but they go to jail for that. 0.99

00:47:07.000 No, they don't.

00:47:08.000 80% of those crimes go unsolved.

00:47:11.000 And that's logical.

00:47:13.000 Like, can you see a detective going into East New York or Harlem or the South Bronx and saying, hello, I understand there was a shooting here late last night.

00:47:22.000 I'm wondering if you saw anything.

00:47:25.000 And the neighbors are going to come out.

00:47:26.000 Yes, we did.

00:47:27.000 It was a guy named, well, we call him Fuckhead Pete.

00:47:30.000 But FP, he's here.

00:47:32.000 He deals heroin on that corner.

00:47:34.000 He'll be here probably in about an hour.

00:47:38.000 And yeah, he grew up in that house.

00:47:40.000 First of all, if they did do that, which they would never do because it's not their culture, it's not the hood culture, they would get killed by snitches get stitches. 0.99

00:47:49.000 They would get killed by the locals.

00:47:51.000 During the Mike Brown trial, there were people who saw what really happened and they refused to come.

00:47:58.000 Even when they were subpoenaed, they refused to come to court.

00:48:00.000 And there was posters all over the area that said snitches get stitches.

00:48:04.000 So if you want black people to get justice, if you want these deaths to go notice, tell black people to stop covering for them. 1.00

00:48:13.000 This is not a cop thing.

00:48:15.000 Cops do not hunt blacks for sport.

00:48:18.000 What a crazy myth that is.

00:48:18.000 Fuck.

00:48:21.000 I just want more stricter laws.

00:48:23.000 That is fair.

00:48:24.000 I want more stricter laws.

00:48:28.000 And you know, it's fair for cops too.

00:48:30.000 If you kill somebody that is that doesn't have a weapon on them, you go to jail.

00:48:37.000 If I kill somebody, I got to go to jail.

00:48:37.000 You know what?

00:48:40.000 You got to go to jail too.

00:48:44.000 Pause.

00:48:45.000 Wait, wait, what was that?

00:48:46.000 Bloop?

00:48:47.000 Bloop?

00:48:48.000 Yeah.

00:48:49.000 Did you just go, you got to go to jail too?

00:48:51.000 Bloop?

00:48:52.000 Yes.

00:48:53.000 After a long pause, followed by another one.

00:48:55.000 I got to hear that all over again.

00:48:58.000 For cops, too.

00:48:59.000 If you kill somebody that is dead, doesn't have a weapon on them.

00:49:04.000 Wait, this is culture.

00:49:05.000 Yeah.

00:49:06.000 Culture put this up, so it's probably their jump cut.

00:49:08.000 I don't know.

00:49:09.000 Maybe.

00:49:09.000 I don't know.

00:49:11.000 That is dead, doesn't have a weapon on them.

00:49:14.000 Pause.

00:49:16.000 What if they are shot seconds after dropping their knife?

00:49:20.000 What if they're charging a cop and they're huge and they're trying to grab a cop's gun?

00:49:24.000 Grab a cop's taser?

00:49:26.000 What if they're charging at a cop with a car?

00:49:29.000 That's often listed as unarmed.

00:49:31.000 You are technically unarmed.

00:49:33.000 What about those cases, Cardi B?

00:49:35.000 Please send me a list of innocent black people without guns getting shot and the cop getting away with it.

00:49:41.000 Please send me that list.

00:49:44.000 You go to jail.

00:49:46.000 If I kill somebody, I got to go to jail.

00:49:46.000 You know what?

00:49:49.000 You got to go to jail too.

00:49:55.000 That's what I want.

00:49:56.000 And it's so sad that a pandemic has to happen so people could open their eyes on seeing what type of person are they dealing with.

00:50:06.000 She's reading there.

00:50:08.000 So people could open their eyes on seeing.

00:50:11.000 So even with a giant cue card right in front of the camera, she can't speak English.

00:50:18.000 Go back.

00:50:18.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:50:19.000 Like, have.

00:50:23.000 That's what I want.

00:50:25.000 And it's so sad that a pandemic has to happen so people could open their eyes on seeing what type of person are they dealing with.

00:50:35.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:50:36.000 Like, it's like you're really confusing the people.

00:50:38.000 Like, what?

00:50:38.000 So they could open their eyes and see what kind of person they're getting with.

00:50:43.000 She means Trump.

00:50:44.000 But she said getting with, like, they're making out with someone.

00:50:48.000 She's honestly like not a seven-year-old.

00:50:51.000 I have a seven-year-old.

00:50:52.000 He's more articulate than this.

00:50:55.000 I'm going to say like five.

00:50:57.000 She's a dumb seven-year-old or a smart five-year-old. 0.98

00:51:01.000 One day you're telling them that this is nothing, that people need to stop getting tested because they're going to get it anyways.

00:51:07.000 Next thing you know, you have a mask in your face and you're really playing games, not with us, not the wokes. 0.92

00:51:14.000 You're playing games with the people that support you.

00:51:17.000 All of this has to happen, this crazy stuff that has to happen so they could open their eyes for the past four years.

00:51:26.000 Well, it doesn't have to happen.

00:51:28.000 For example, in 2016, if 18 to 23 or four-year-olds have voted in the same percentage as the rest of the population, we would have had Hillary Clinton, not him.

00:51:42.000 The vote matters.

00:51:43.000 That's why you keep...

00:51:54.000 That's why they came out.

00:51:55.000 They didn't come out for Hillary because no one likes Hillary. 1.00

00:51:58.000 And even less are going to come out for you Because nobody likes you, including you.

00:52:05.000 I don't think Jill Biden can put up with you. 0.99

00:52:09.000 Talking to people about the need to vote.

00:52:11.000 The vote matters.

00:52:12.000 It matters.

00:52:13.000 He's right here.

00:52:14.000 Like, shut this bitch up and just get her fans to the polls. 1.00

00:52:18.000 That's why we're here.

00:52:21.000 They're probably worse with mail than they are with going to the place and getting the sticker.

00:52:25.000 It's like a whole thing.

00:52:26.000 Yeah.

00:52:27.000 I think they do voter fraud is they pick them up in buses.

00:52:31.000 This is in New York.

00:52:32.000 They'll go to East New York.

00:52:33.000 Pick them all up in buses, take them.

00:52:35.000 I think they give them money.

00:52:36.000 I'm not sure.

00:52:37.000 They'd have to be pretty subtle about that because that can't be legal, but that's what they do here.

00:52:48.000 And so we got to take, look, the generation, your generation and the young millennials beyond that, they can own this.

00:52:57.000 They can own this outcome.

00:52:58.000 And they can own what happens in the next election.

00:53:02.000 This is two semi-retarded fools with cue cards trying to hammer the points that they've been given and also sound natural by talking normally. 1.00

00:53:12.000 This is like a ghetto hood rat bitch at an old folks home talking to a senile old man. 1.00

00:53:19.000 And they both are being told, you have to hit all these points.

00:53:23.000 The fate of the civilized world is in your hands.

00:53:26.000 What?

00:53:27.000 Why?

00:53:28.000 Why is anything in their hands?

00:53:32.000 Ones that can change things dramatically if they show up and vote.

00:53:36.000 Tell me what your fans most say to you when they communicate with you online.

00:53:41.000 What are they most concerned about?

00:53:43.000 I could guess.

00:53:45.000 Yo, you got a sweet ass pussy, bitch. 1.00

00:53:47.000 Yo, them tatas.

00:53:49.000 What I would do with you.

00:53:52.000 And then the female fans say, yo, you my girl B. Hit me up. 1.00

00:53:57.000 Yo, girl, give me a follow back. 1.00

00:53:59.000 Yo, girl, you dope. 1.00

00:54:00.000 You fucking killing it this year, girl. 0.99

00:54:03.000 You a fucking savage.

00:54:05.000 NGL, you Quayne.

00:54:07.000 Crown emoji, crown emoji, crown emoji.

00:54:09.000 Quayne.

00:54:12.000 Obviously, free, free college education, free Medicare.

00:54:16.000 Hi, Cardi B. I'm a huge fan.

00:54:18.000 I want free college education.

00:54:22.000 Hi, Cardi B. I'm a huge fan.

00:54:25.000 We need less student debt and we also want free Medicare.

00:54:31.000 Not happened once.

00:54:33.000 That has not happened once.

00:54:35.000 Now that, you know, people are just getting sick left to right, left to right.

00:54:40.000 And that's why I keep and right.

00:54:42.000 Not left to right.

00:54:44.000 It's left and right.

00:54:46.000 Wow.

00:54:48.000 Telling people because sometimes people have problems in their community.

00:54:51.000 They just have a they community?

00:54:54.000 What's a they community?

00:54:57.000 Like, for example, a lot of after-school programs that I was growing up with, there's no after-school programs a lot anymore in my hood.

00:55:06.000 There's no after-school programs a lot.

00:55:12.000 And you don't grow up with after-school programs.

00:55:14.000 You grew up going to after-school programs.

00:55:16.000 And you clearly didn't go to any school programs.

00:55:19.000 You didn't go to school.

00:55:21.000 You can't speak English.

00:55:24.000 There's no more after-school programs a lot.

00:55:28.000 There's no after-school programs a lot anymore in my hood.

00:55:32.000 That's right.

00:55:34.000 And it's like people are just wondering why, why, why is that?

00:55:37.000 is people don't want to pay the taxes for it.

00:55:39.000 And that's why this whole thing about...

00:55:45.000 We're not paying enough to school.

00:55:47.000 And they show the kids are our future.

00:55:49.000 That's such a, there's so much guilt tax we pay, like recycling.

00:55:52.000 We throw out a big thing of Tropicana and we feel bad.

00:55:55.000 Like, that's a big container shit.

00:55:57.000 And so they go, oh, you feel bad about that?

00:55:58.000 How about tax?

00:56:00.000 Yeah, that would make me feel like I'm helping.

00:56:01.000 Okay.

00:56:02.000 And they just throw it into landfills with all the other garbage.

00:56:04.000 It's all a lie.

00:56:05.000 And the same with school tax.

00:56:06.000 We are paying, we've been paying like a 45-degree line.

00:56:10.000 I think we're up to like 12 grand per student in America.

00:56:13.000 I'll double check that.

00:56:14.000 That's two things we've got to look at.

00:56:16.000 What do we pay per student in America?

00:56:18.000 And where did Cardi B's donation go?

00:56:23.000 And it doesn't do anything to test scores.

00:56:25.000 The only thing that improves test scores is charter schools.

00:56:31.000 That's it.

00:56:33.000 Government's bad has been such a downer for the things that really matter to you and me.

00:56:39.000 I was doing very well as a single dad when my wife and daughter got killed.

00:56:43.000 And I had two boys that survived that accident.

00:56:46.000 I didn't have the money to have someone take care of my kids. 0.79

00:56:48.000 He's forgotten his wife and daughter were killed.

00:56:51.000 Jesus, that guy's had some fucking horrific tragedies.

00:56:54.000 Then he had brain surgery twice, and then his son died.

00:57:01.000 Dude, pack it in.

00:57:02.000 No wonder your brain is fried.

00:57:04.000 I don't blame it.

00:57:07.000 I had my sister and my brother and my mother who helped me.

00:57:10.000 My sister moved in with me when she and her husband.

00:57:13.000 Always trying to look on the hood now.

00:57:14.000 I get it.

00:57:16.000 How about cousins there and everything?

00:57:19.000 We had a cookout.

00:57:20.000 We had to have cookouts and I have chitlins and grits and fried chicken.

00:57:25.000 Oh, and those Dominican things that you love, whatever they're so-called.

00:57:30.000 But look at all the people that don't have that kind of help.

00:57:32.000 And you want to know something?

00:57:34.000 Talking to you, you know, I'm always so focused on Medicare and college education.

00:57:40.000 And I never really thought about how important is child care.

00:57:44.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:57:45.000 Because I feel like nobody's more motivated than a mom.

00:57:48.000 Nobody wants to go and hustle out there and get that money.

00:57:51.000 But a dad.

00:57:52.000 Once you become a mom, you changed completely.

00:57:55.000 Your mindset.

00:57:57.000 Your mindset changed completely.

00:57:58.000 But it's like, how are you supposed to do that when you probably don't have a child?

00:58:03.000 By the way, her vocabulary, her hood vocabulary is, it's just a given that you're a single mom. 1.00

00:58:08.000 She doesn't say parents or family.

00:58:09.000 Family's not in her brain.

00:58:11.000 It's just there's women who get pregnant and then they a mom. 1.00

00:58:15.000 And nobody work harder than a mom. 1.00

00:58:18.000 Not there's families and couples and they get married and they have kids and then those parents have to bust their ass.

00:58:25.000 That never occurred to her.

00:58:27.000 You said her for your kid.

00:58:28.000 And I'm like, fortunately for me, I'm able to, you know, have my mom take care of my child.

00:58:35.000 But a lot of people, like, it's like they mom can't retire and take care of their kids.

00:58:43.000 Like, their mom, one thing, I like you talk about when your wife was killed.

00:58:48.000 I went through some stuff too.

00:58:49.000 When I was a stripper, I used to work at a Polish place and all they wanted like the white chicks more. 1.00

00:58:56.000 And then I would work at other places where it was with a lot of thick black women and they would tell me I'm too skinny or some shit. 1.00

00:59:03.000 So I've been all over the place.

00:59:04.000 But one thing I learned to make money is we would put shit in dudes' drinks and get them high and they would pass out. 1.00

00:59:11.000 And then I would rob them, take their Rolex and shit.

00:59:14.000 This is all true.

00:59:15.000 100% of what I just said is true.

00:59:18.000 One of the things that I admire about you is you keep talking about what I call equity, just decency, fairness, treating people with respect.

00:59:28.000 That's all he wants.

00:59:28.000 John Lewis.

00:59:30.000 We just want respect for other people.

00:59:33.000 That's what the DNC is all about, helping the little guy.

00:59:36.000 Whereas the Republicans, they only want rich white men to prosper.

00:59:40.000 Are you in kindergarten?

00:59:44.000 Vote is the most powerful, non-violent tool you have.

00:59:48.000 Use the power to change for the change you want.

00:59:51.000 That implies that there's better tools that are violent.

00:59:54.000 But if you can't use violence in a pinch, I guess you could try voting.

01:00:01.000 Used to say, the vote is the most powerful, non-violent tool you have.

01:00:05.000 Use the power to change for the change you want by voting.

01:00:10.000 Look.

01:00:10.000 Look, that's not how it goes.

01:00:12.000 That's not the thing.

01:00:14.000 Use the power for the change you want.

01:00:16.000 Nice slogan.

01:00:23.000 I'm a lot older than you, to state the obvious.

01:00:23.000 Uh-oh, we stopped.

01:00:26.000 When I was in high school, what happened was we had the civil rights movement with just be started.

01:00:32.000 Long came Bull Connor and his dogs.

01:00:32.000 And what happened?

01:00:35.000 He thought he was going to drive a wooden stake into the...

01:00:51.000 That's what Joe called diversity, but let's hear him just make up a different version of events.

01:00:58.000 And what happened?

01:00:58.000 Along came Bull Connor and his dogs.

01:01:01.000 He thought he was going to drive a wooden stake into the heart of the civil rights movement.

01:01:05.000 But when all those folks who never realized, never saw before what was happening in the South, they lived in places where there were very few black people, didn't know any black people, all of a sudden Bull Connor, with dogs ripping off the clothes of black women, elderly women going to church, and kids being knocked down with fire hoses and their skin being ripped off.

01:01:26.000 All of a sudden, as Dr. King said, we had the second emancipation.

01:01:31.000 We had the Voting Rights Act and we had the Civil Rights Act.

01:01:35.000 That's all you got.

01:01:38.000 The DNC, the left's entire epoch is black and white photos.

01:01:43.000 They're living half a century in the past.

01:01:45.000 This election is in November of 2020, not November of 1968 or 1950.

01:01:53.000 Fuck off with that.

01:01:55.000 Yes, there were some rough times in Jim Crow.

01:01:59.000 Yes, there was some bad behavior half a century ago.

01:02:02.000 You can't run on that.

01:02:04.000 I wasn't even fucking born then and I'm old as shit.

01:02:09.000 Things because people said, oh my God, that's happening.

01:02:12.000 I think I heard you say somewhere in a long line.

01:02:18.000 This cell phone has changed America.

01:02:21.000 Because what happens now?

01:02:22.000 We're at a point where some brave kids 15 years old can stand there and for a total of eight minutes and 46 seconds take a photograph of a black man whose family I know and met with.

01:02:35.000 It's an eight-minute photograph?

01:02:37.000 So is he using a photo emotion and allowing it to burn onto the photo paper?

01:02:43.000 Do you mean video?

01:02:45.000 There's no such thing as an eight-minute photograph outside of like kids in film school experimenting with photo emotion.

01:02:55.000 With and understand and spent time with and watched him brutally murdered.

01:03:00.000 Brutally murdered.

01:03:01.000 Brutally murdered is a lie.

01:03:02.000 He died of a fentanyl overdose.

01:03:04.000 He was a drug addict.

01:03:07.000 And by the way, we're still on trial for that.

01:03:10.000 This is not a fucking pattern.

01:03:12.000 We're saying, my God, that really happens because I'm not in a neighborhood like that.

01:03:17.000 I don't come from a place.

01:03:19.000 And now, guess what?

01:03:20.000 They're demanding change.

01:03:22.000 Black people, we're not asking for sympathy.

01:03:26.000 We're not asking for charity.

01:03:27.000 Are you black?

01:03:27.000 Black?

01:03:29.000 She didn't.

01:03:30.000 She said we.

01:03:31.000 Yeah.

01:03:33.000 You're a conquistador.

01:03:34.000 You're Spanish.

01:03:35.000 You conquered the Dominican Republic.

01:03:38.000 You killed the natives. 1.00

01:03:40.000 Then there was some slaves.

01:03:42.000 You may have a bit of slave blood somewhere back there.

01:03:44.000 It don't look like it too much.

01:03:48.000 Like people, we're not asking for sympathy.

01:03:52.000 We're not asking for charity.

01:03:53.000 Yes, you are.

01:03:54.000 We are just asking for equality.

01:03:57.000 We are asking for fairness and we are asking for justice.

01:04:01.000 That is all.

01:04:02.000 I feel like everything, everything that people are asking for is getting interpreted in a very different way.

01:04:11.000 No, it's simple.

01:04:13.000 We just want justice.

01:04:14.000 That's all.

01:04:15.000 We want justice.

01:04:16.000 We want to feel justice.

01:04:17.000 That's just a lie.

01:04:18.000 So much of this is just fucking made-up shit.

01:04:21.000 Like George Floyd, I saw at the DNC convention, they had his brother, and he goes, my brother was a good man who he wanted to help people.

01:04:30.000 Every time he met someone, he would try to help.

01:04:33.000 Really?

01:04:34.000 What about the woman where he pushed a gun into her pregnant belly and said, get the fuck back in the house? 1.00

01:04:39.000 Disguised as a con Ed guy.

01:04:42.000 Then he got in there, pistol whipped her, tried to get money.

01:04:44.000 There was no money in the house.

01:04:46.000 Then ran away.

01:04:47.000 And I believe he served five years for that.

01:04:50.000 How about all his kids all over America that he's abandoned?

01:04:55.000 His baby mama said he's not going to see his daughter graduate.

01:04:58.000 He never saw any of his kids Graduate.

01:05:00.000 He was not going to stick around.

01:05:02.000 This is the only pattern that the George Floyd case is indicative of.

01:05:07.000 It's deadbeat losers traveling the country, getting high, and scamming people.

01:05:12.000 He's indicative of a bad pattern in this country, and it's called career criminals.

01:05:18.000 Americans, we want equality.

01:05:21.000 Treat me with respect.

01:05:22.000 Yes, we're respect.

01:05:24.000 You get so much more respect than you deserve.

01:05:26.000 It's amazing.

01:05:26.000 You're right now debating with the vice president of the United States, ex-vice president, with a guy running for president of the United States.

01:05:37.000 You don't deserve to be sitting in that chair, but we over-respect minorities like yourself because we feel guilty that plenty of you are doing shitty.

01:05:48.000 I don't.

01:05:49.000 Black failure, white guilt. 0.96

01:05:51.000 I don't put those two together.

01:05:52.000 That's where I think you're seeing a real...

01:06:03.000 He called me two weeks ago.

01:06:04.000 He said, Joe, Joe, I just came from a protest in Mississippi.

01:06:10.000 He said, and I looked out there, and there were, I forget how many people.

01:06:13.000 He said, there were as many white kids marching as black kids.

01:06:17.000 Yeah, because this is fashion, Joe.

01:06:19.000 It's all fashion now.

01:06:21.000 Ryan was hanging out with these people from L.A. at a party, and they had been to all the Black Lives Matter, all the different rallies.

01:06:28.000 And he said, oh, so you guys are really into police brutality kind of politics?

01:06:32.000 And they go, oh, no, we hate politics.

01:06:34.000 That's what everyone's doing.

01:06:35.000 It's just a place to be.

01:06:37.000 It's like a rave.

01:06:39.000 Tippy, Joe.

01:06:40.000 Things are changing, Joe.

01:06:41.000 The reason I'm so optimistic is because of your generation.

01:06:45.000 You're the smartest, the best educated.

01:06:50.000 You have to find someone senile with brain damage to call Cardi B smart.

01:06:56.000 The least prejudiced and the smartest, the best educated, the least prejudiced, and the most engaged generation in American history.

01:07:05.000 And you're going to change things.

01:07:07.000 Engaged in your dogma, maybe.

01:07:09.000 You're going to change them.

01:07:11.000 You're the reason I have such incredible hope.

01:07:13.000 I really mean it.

01:07:14.000 I'm not trying to be nice.

01:07:16.000 It's a fact.

01:07:17.000 That's what's going to change the facts.

01:07:19.000 I have hope.

01:07:20.000 It's just a fact.

01:07:22.000 So the world's always looked to us.

01:07:24.000 Why have they looked to us?

01:07:25.000 Not because we're so powerful, but the power of our example.

01:07:30.000 Look what they're seeing now with this president.

01:07:32.000 He's literally promoting hatred.

01:07:34.000 Promoting prejudice.

01:07:36.000 Yeah, Trump is promoting hatred and promoting prejudice.

01:07:39.000 Like their new platform is just lies.

01:07:42.000 This is communism in a nutshell.

01:07:44.000 Just make up shit.

01:07:45.000 You don't have to do research or prove anything.

01:07:47.000 Just make it up.

01:07:48.000 Trump is promoting hatred.

01:07:50.000 That's easy.

01:07:52.000 Promoting racism.

01:07:54.000 Talking about protecting the Confederate flag when Mississippi takes it off their flag?

01:08:00.000 And he's defending it?

01:08:01.000 He's talking about stats.

01:08:03.000 I mean, this is all about the game of making people hate each other because that's how he wins by dividing us.

01:08:11.000 But you're going to change.

01:08:12.000 Change that.

01:08:13.000 Prove that theory, Joe.

01:08:17.000 Your generation is changing. 0.94

01:08:19.000 You already are doing it.

01:08:20.000 The new generation.

01:08:21.000 You're already, you're doing it.

01:08:23.000 By the way, what's Blexit if Trump is all about dividing people?

01:08:28.000 Why do you have the lowest black support out of any presidential candidate in history?

01:08:34.000 Is that because Trump pushes division?

01:08:36.000 No.

01:08:37.000 Black people disproportionately like Trump.

01:08:40.000 He's no Obama to them, but he's got a huge black following because they look at the DNC and they see them as rip-off artists doing bullshit talks like this one.

01:08:51.000 This is so fucking phony.

01:08:53.000 Imagine these two on a camping trip.

01:08:57.000 You gotta hope the fire starts.

01:08:59.000 Cardi, you need to stop talking, please.

01:09:01.000 I'm exhausted.

01:09:03.000 You're melting my marshmallows.

01:09:04.000 Okay, I'm just telling you that, like, there's so much shit going on with China that it's like they all Chinese. 1.00

01:09:14.000 Our very own Wayne Dupree was at one of the many black events that Trump held, you know, in the way.

01:09:22.000 Yeah, he won some sort of equality award from a black, a nonpartisan black group before he was even president.

01:09:31.000 Go ahead.

01:09:32.000 No one called him racist before 2016, by the way.

01:09:34.000 Nobody.

01:09:36.000 To change it.

01:09:37.000 Your generation is changing. 0.94

01:09:38.000 You already are doing it.

01:09:39.000 The new generation, my fans, my people, that it's like, this is why we have to go out and vote.

01:09:45.000 I know that the young generation right now with social media, we are just so eager to make money, to look a certain type of way, to have style, celebrity.

01:09:57.000 You mean like this entire political climate we're in right now that's based completely on fashion?

01:10:04.000 And it's like, why don't we make a change for real and just vote?

01:10:08.000 And in the primaries, they kept saying, well, you know, there's not that many people voting.

01:10:12.000 Biden's not going to excite anybody.

01:10:14.000 We had the largest turnout in the primaries ever.

01:10:18.000 People are ready.

01:10:20.000 They're ready and they know we can change it.

01:10:23.000 But look, there's a lot.

01:10:24.000 I don't think that's true.

01:10:28.000 That sounds like bullshit.

01:10:30.000 Go ahead.

01:10:30.000 Really rely on people like you.

01:10:33.000 And let me tell you something.

01:10:35.000 The American people have never, ever, ever let their country down given half a chance.

01:10:39.000 Never.

01:10:40.000 And they've been battered by corporate America.

01:10:43.000 They've been battered by this president.

01:10:45.000 They've never let their country down given half a chance.

01:10:48.000 That doesn't make it.

01:10:49.000 That's not how you use the term given half a chance.

01:10:52.000 I would help you given half a chance.

01:10:54.000 But I've been given half a chance to not let the country down.

01:11:00.000 These two need a high school teacher to correct their grammar. 0.93

01:11:04.000 Particularly, and the way in which he's able to continue to divide it, he appeals to the outright prejudice of some of those in that community that don't have any money, and he just appeals to their prejudice.

01:11:16.000 He spews hate.

01:11:17.000 Like redneck hillbillies, Dixie, that's what you're all about? 1.00

01:11:21.000 That's what Trump's going for?

01:11:22.000 The Dixie vote? 0.65

01:11:24.000 The racist vote?

01:11:29.000 Idiotic.

01:11:30.000 Stop it.

01:11:31.000 Prejudism.

01:11:37.000 I wonder when you go to L Magazine, they have the transcription.

01:11:40.000 I wonder if they changed that to prejudice.

01:11:43.000 It'd be funny sending this transcript.

01:11:44.000 Put that in your notes.

01:11:45.000 We got to check that.

01:11:48.000 Prejudism.

01:11:50.000 That's why they've taken this video down.

01:11:53.000 Someone should do a montage of all the fake words in this thing.

01:11:57.000 Imagine giving the transcript to like an English teacher or professor or something.

01:12:00.000 Oh, even imagine giving it to an intern.

01:12:02.000 That's a full day's work translating all this to English.

01:12:06.000 They're prejudice.

01:12:07.000 He spews hate.

01:12:09.000 We've got to stop it.

01:12:10.000 Prejudice is just so dangerous.

01:12:13.000 Like, it could be a start of a civil war.

01:12:17.000 It makes people feel uncomfortable around different people.

01:12:21.000 Nobody wants to feel targeted.

01:12:23.000 We're in a civil war right now.

01:12:23.000 You know, it's funny.

01:12:25.000 Portland is three months of rioting, and it's because of the fear of prejudice.

01:12:30.000 So your fear-mongering, your bullshit Nazi narrative starts civil wars.

01:12:36.000 We're in one.

01:12:38.000 Everybody wants animosity.

01:12:40.000 We just want the best for us.

01:12:42.000 Everybody wants the best for their self, their future, for their future.

01:12:47.000 I don't want to live to tell my kids, like, you have to be careful going to the store.

01:12:53.000 Don't wear this, this certain type of clothes.

01:12:55.000 Don't wear a mask.

01:12:56.000 Don't wear a hoodie.

01:12:59.000 Please don't, don't, don't get stopped.

01:13:03.000 Please don't get stopped.

01:13:08.000 And I don't want to feel a certain type of hate, a certain type of animosity for a different race because I feel like they get it easier than us.

01:13:17.000 I don't want to feel like that.

01:13:19.000 Nobody wants to feel like that.

01:13:21.000 Why can't we just work with each other?

01:13:24.000 You want us to feel like that?

01:13:25.000 Because it's your whole campaign is pretending that whites are racist.

01:13:30.000 Take that away and this meeting doesn't exist.

01:13:33.000 It's a 20-second talk about free college and free Medicare.

01:13:40.000 racism always have existed, but I feel like right now Racism always have existed.

01:13:53.000 But I feel like right now, there's just a lot of tension.

01:13:57.000 And we need somebody to clean that. 0.88

01:14:00.000 I'm just so tired of it.

01:14:03.000 You know, the country's been mourning.

01:14:05.000 And what you're finding now is the vast majority of the American people understand what's going on.

01:14:11.000 My mom used to have an expression, she said, Joey, the greatest virtue of all is courage.

01:14:16.000 Because without courage, you couldn't love with abandon.

01:14:19.000 And without courage, none of the other virtues would exist.

01:14:23.000 It's time for some courage, and you're exercising it.

01:14:26.000 You and other people of your stature who have millions of courage.

01:14:30.000 All she exercises is her wet-ass pussy. 1.00

01:14:35.000 People who look to you, you're exercising.

01:14:38.000 It's not easy for you to do this.

01:14:39.000 You're going to get a lot of flack for the money.

01:14:41.000 God, that is over.

01:14:43.000 That was brutal.

01:14:44.000 Far right.

01:14:46.000 And then I'm happy for the rest of the day.

01:14:48.000 Safe in the knowledge that a social justice warrior has been triggered.

01:14:52.000 Far right.

01:14:53.000 Okay.

01:14:55.000 So she did, she gave $1,000 an hour to people on Instagram who seemed poor.

01:15:00.000 I don't know how it worked.

01:15:01.000 I don't know where the money went.

01:15:03.000 I don't know who was in conjunction with it.

01:15:05.000 She spends like a, she has a ring worth a million dollars. 1.00

01:15:07.000 So it's not a lot of money out of her pocket.

01:15:09.000 But maybe some other group matched it or something.

01:15:12.000 But I don't understand how you verify that it's a family in need.

01:15:16.000 She said, show us your Instagram and we're going to make sure that you're not fucking around. 0.99

01:15:22.000 But maybe it worked.

01:15:23.000 Hey, I'm not going to knock charity.

01:15:25.000 Thanks, Cardi B. And then secondly, we did look up the interview and they've done exactly that.

01:15:30.000 The reason this is so hard to find, and thank you, Culture, for recording it, is that they're embarrassed.

01:15:37.000 So when she said, and you know, like the prejudicism is so dangerous, they wrote it.

01:15:42.000 And you know, this prejudice is dangerous.

01:15:45.000 So they've totally sanitized her terrible grammar. 0.77

01:15:47.000 Ooh, look what I just found.

01:15:48.000 What?

01:15:49.000 We had the largest turnout in the primaries ever.

01:15:51.000 They added some of.

01:15:53.000 They're cleaning the shit up.

01:15:55.000 Yeah.

01:15:55.000 Wow.

01:15:56.000 They're corrected.

01:15:56.000 That's great.

01:15:58.000 It continues to divide our business.

01:15:59.000 I'll bet you a million bucks.

01:16:01.000 Joe Biden's campaign got on the phone with Ellen said, get that down now.

01:16:06.000 And then you got to make these changes.

01:16:08.000 And they went, okay, okay, sorry.

01:16:09.000 I guess we're just stupid fashion bitches. 1.00

01:16:12.000 We probably shouldn't get involved in politics.

01:16:16.000 Let's look at more news from Cardi B. What's 1-7?

01:16:23.000 What's 1-7?

01:16:28.000 Oh, no, that's what we just saw.

01:16:30.000 Okay, so go to 1-8.

01:16:33.000 This is what Cardi B is really about.

01:16:35.000 If you want to be honest with her and really find out what makes her tick.

01:16:39.000 Y'all, it's your girl Freddie B, and I'm doing this video so y'all can keep your pussy on WAP. 1.00

01:16:43.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:16:43.000 A lot of you bitches got to that dry ass.

01:16:46.000 I'm going to show you how to keep your pussy on WAP. 1.00

01:16:49.000 WAP is wet ass pussy. 1.00

01:16:51.000 I'm going to show you how to keep your pussy on wet ass pussy. 1.00

01:16:53.000 I'm going to show you how to keep your vagina moist. 1.00

01:16:58.000 Because y'all pH balance is off.

01:17:00.000 And you want to know why?

01:17:01.000 It's not because you're born with it.

01:17:02.000 It's because y'all keep fucking these dirty ass niggas. 1.00

01:17:05.000 And y'all bitches is shy to tell these niggas that they dick is hot. 1.00

01:17:08.000 You gotta tell, babe, yo, your dick smell like mustard, my nigga. 1.00

01:17:11.000 You wanna throw my pH balance off.

01:17:13.000 Y'all bitches be fucking these little dirty ass niggas. 1.00

01:17:15.000 Y'all be sucking they dick and shit. 1.00

01:17:17.000 Y'all be gagging on it. 0.99

01:17:18.000 Y'all think y'all gagging on it because the dick is big.

01:17:20.000 But no, bitch, it's because it's thick. 1.00

01:17:22.000 Another thing is, right, why your pH balance is throwing off because y'all bitches need to fucking brush y'all teeth before you suck dick. 1.00

01:17:28.000 Y'all eating barbecue ribs the whole day, bacon, egg, and cheese.

01:17:31.000 Then you suck your nigga dick. 1.00

01:17:32.000 And right after, he directly put it inside your pussy. 1.00

01:17:35.000 Now you got bacon, egg, and cheese grease inside your pussy. 1.00

01:17:38.000 I'm only giving y'all this advice because I love you.

01:17:38.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:17:41.000 If you're wanting to take that advice, all right then, bitch. 1.00

01:17:43.000 Roll the dice and keep walking around with that dehydrated pussy. 1.00

01:17:46.000 Like I said, I love y'all.

01:17:48.000 And this is for y'all to keep the WAP. 0.81

01:17:53.000 I think that she should have been Biden's VP pick. 0.56

01:17:56.000 He said woman.

01:17:57.000 He said of color.

01:17:59.000 She's clearly, she thinks she's black. 0.86

01:18:02.000 Dominicans are clear.

01:18:03.000 She would have been perfect.

01:18:04.000 And she could have taught our wives, mothers, sisters, and daughters about keeping their pussy on WAP. 1.00

01:18:08.000 PH.

01:18:09.000 That's chemistry right there.

01:18:10.000 It would have been perfect for Netflix.

01:18:11.000 They've got their show Cuties, but 11-year-olds twerking.

01:18:15.000 All right, we're out of time.

01:18:16.000 Let's squeeze in some letters and see what we got.

01:18:23.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:18:28.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:18:33.000 Let me touch it.

01:18:38.000 Hey, Gav and Super Fag. 0.99

01:18:40.000 Who's that?

01:18:41.000 The guy who lives in the fag capital of the world. 1.00

01:18:43.000 I don't know who that is.

01:18:44.000 How is Ryan not the coolest, manliest man alive?

01:18:47.000 Being around Gavin for years, you think Ryan would have picked up on some of your badassery.

01:18:52.000 What do you mean?

01:18:53.000 Not a word, but he has to like you more than a friend.

01:18:56.000 And then he shows a picture of himself wearing a very, very soft cardigan with an earring and a long underwear shirt from the gap.

01:19:07.000 Okay, let me see here.

01:19:08.000 What's weird?

01:19:13.000 Nice stash, dude.

01:19:14.000 That's not manly enough for me.

01:19:16.000 Really?

01:19:17.000 Hey, Ben.

01:19:18.000 Oh, sorry, this is from Ben.

01:19:20.000 What's good, Gavin, big guy?

01:19:22.000 Ryan needs to read up on audio engineering.

01:19:24.000 The problems with your TriCaster could either be a software issue with audio channels not being adjusted in the app, or you could have to get new cables.

01:19:31.000 Audio cables are fragile and break all the time with heavy use.

01:19:34.000 We also built this studio ourselves, so we're constantly walking over cables.

01:19:39.000 It's also possible it's human error.

01:19:41.000 Wasn't going to be one of those assholes calling in, telling you how to run your show.

01:19:44.000 However, I have a good meme for how y'all look arguing.

01:19:47.000 Gavin, it's not working.

01:19:49.000 Ryan, I need to know what isn't working.

01:19:51.000 It's not working.

01:19:52.000 I don't even know what you're talking about.

01:19:53.000 Fix the issue.

01:19:56.000 Agreed.

01:19:57.000 Those guys are cool, though.

01:19:59.000 Orange County Chopper guys.

01:20:00.000 What?

01:20:01.000 Orange County Chopper Guys?

01:20:04.000 Cool dudes.

01:20:04.000 Yep.

01:20:07.000 Get this from Dean.

01:20:09.000 Darman is hiring a screenwriter.

01:20:13.000 Oh, wow.

01:20:14.000 Jobs include doing the same fucking script twice, but switching out a football with a basketball.

01:20:21.000 Must be able to repurpose.

01:20:23.000 Must be impressed by your son being on the cover of a magazine.

01:20:31.000 This is from Jamie.

01:20:32.000 Hey, Gavin, funder of the fag zone and gamer lifestyle of hair fluffer. 1.00

01:20:37.000 I just noticed something.

01:20:38.000 When Joe Biden speaks, he sounds like one of those old cunts in pubs that starts telling you a story, then just forget what he's on about and goes, ah, well, you can me.

01:20:45.000 That's Scottish for you know me.

01:20:48.000 And if you haven't got a clue what he's on about, he just comes, he just goes, come on, man, you can me.

01:20:53.000 And oh, Joe, free up the road.

01:20:55.000 Then you end up punching him because he was sniffing your bird.

01:20:59.000 This email was from Jamie Punnyquick from Newton Grange, Midlothian, Edinburgh.

01:21:06.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:21:07.000 Send me soaks for free, you tight-fisted bastard. 1.00

01:21:11.000 What are soaks? 1.00

01:21:14.000 What I do with my feeder when he's doing that is I say he'll go, and then there was, he's got a fake English Scottish accent.

01:21:21.000 And then there was a gentleman who he was in a movie.

01:21:26.000 I believe it was The Fugitive.

01:21:27.000 He was, oh, what was his name?

01:21:29.000 Fucking name.

01:21:30.000 And I'll go, Dad, skip it.

01:21:32.000 We don't need the name of the town.

01:21:33.000 We don't need the name of the actor.

01:21:35.000 We don't need to know the year.

01:21:36.000 Continue with the story.

01:21:37.000 And he goes, no, it's fucking, oh, oh, that's going to drive me crazy.

01:21:41.000 Well, then let it drive you crazy on your own time.

01:21:44.000 I need the story.

01:21:46.000 The only other thing, the only thing more annoying than that with boomers and dads in general is they go, yes, well, I have a photo of it. 0.98

01:21:54.000 I can show you.

01:21:55.000 And you go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, here, here.

01:21:58.000 And they get out and then they, oh, and then they shut it off and then they turn it on.

01:22:01.000 And then they start scrolling through 7 million photos and they think they're going to get to it.

01:22:06.000 And they have no system.

01:22:06.000 There's no folders.

01:22:08.000 And they think they're going to get to it in one second.

01:22:10.000 And they start showing you other shit.

01:22:11.000 Yes.

01:22:12.000 Oh, there's my daughter.

01:22:13.000 That's my boat.

01:22:14.000 That's my boat.

01:22:15.000 Look at that.

01:22:16.000 That's a Marlin.

01:22:17.000 That Marlin is worth $3,000.

01:22:20.000 We're talking about the same guy.

01:22:21.000 Yeah.

01:22:22.000 The guy from the bar?

01:22:23.000 Well, no, it happened to me at the airport.

01:22:24.000 Oh, really?

01:22:26.000 It's always a boat and fish and daughters.

01:22:28.000 Yeah, that's all that's on there.

01:22:31.000 Dear Gavin and the queen of fags, who lives in the fag capital of the world, I believe. 1.00

01:22:35.000 I can't imagine who that is.

01:22:36.000 I have an incredible idea for a phone app.

01:22:38.000 It's an app that can solve any math calculation for you.

01:22:41.000 All it requires for you to type in is the problem and bang.

01:22:43.000 It gives you a solution.

01:22:44.000 It's called the Pocket Asian. 0.99

01:22:46.000 I also thought of a new type of fleshlight for gays.

01:22:50.000 It will be in the mold of Ryan's asshole.

01:22:52.000 It'll be called the Pocket Ryan, or maybe the Pocket Asian too. 0.93

01:22:57.000 Those are all great points.

01:22:59.000 They're terrible.

01:23:01.000 And finally, we have Donald Trump, No Collusion, Rigged Witch Hunt.

01:23:06.000 Oh, he's saying it's a good name for a hardcore band.

01:23:09.000 Hell yeah.

01:23:10.000 Yeah.

01:23:13.000 What makes you think of the word cunt?

01:23:14.000 Okay, we're going to wrap up the show.

01:23:16.000 Let's jump ahead to the final video where it's my good brother.

01:23:19.000 What's his name?

01:23:20.000 Steve Inozzi, I believe.

01:23:22.000 He's always butting into people's business.

01:23:24.000 What's his name?

01:23:26.000 Let's see here.

01:23:29.000 I'm having a hard time.

01:23:31.000 Gian Asante.

01:23:32.000 Steven Gianasanti.

01:23:34.000 So he's like a blue-collar, I think Brooklyn type of Italian guy.

01:23:39.000 And they don't really go for this eating until you're going to die and doing fucking painkillers all day and lying about your pain so you can get more oxy.

01:23:48.000 So in this clip, he pretends he fell off a golf cart so he can get more fentanyl or whatever.

01:23:54.000 They should give him all the fentanyl he needs, by the way.

01:23:57.000 All you can eat fentanyl.

01:23:59.000 Step right up.

01:24:00.000 But yeah, he's dying for an excuse to fall.

01:24:04.000 But with that being said, this WAP Italian does seem to drive fairly recklessly. 1.00

01:24:10.000 He's got a wet ass put when you have a wet-ass pussy on the back of your golf cart. 1.00

01:24:14.000 Don't go.

01:24:15.000 You can't go over curbs.

01:24:17.000 That's like what drunk teens do. 0.96

01:24:18.000 Maybe he's in on it.

01:24:20.000 No.

01:24:21.000 Oh, great theory.

01:24:22.000 I'm having a hard time.

01:24:23.000 He's like, give me some of that fentanyl and we'll run it over.

01:24:26.000 I'm having a hard time moving around and doing this.

01:24:30.000 So I have to be careful.

01:24:32.000 What is that?

01:24:33.000 But I really don't think this is a good idea.

01:24:35.000 All right, just hold on.

01:24:37.000 All right, ready?

01:24:38.000 Let's go play golf.

01:24:39.000 All right, let's do this.

01:24:41.000 Oh my gosh, it's gonna be fast.

01:24:46.000 Oh my god!

01:24:47.000 Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, should be okay.

01:24:51.000 Okay, all right, I'm gonna go up a little bit of a curve here.

01:24:54.000 Why?

01:24:55.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:24:56.000 Oh! 0.60

01:24:57.000 Ow! 1.00

01:24:58.000 Ow! 1.00

01:24:59.000 Oh! 0.60

01:25:00.000 Shit.

01:25:01.000 You alright?

01:25:02.000 Oh no!

01:25:03.000 Oh god!

01:25:05.000 No!

01:25:07.000 Oh no, Cole, no!

01:25:10.000 No, I can't!

01:25:11.000 You can get a call.

01:25:13.000 Get the fuck up, fat ass. 1.00

01:25:15.000 No!

01:25:17.000 My arms and everything.

01:25:18.000 No, Cole!

01:25:22.000 Can I touch your eyes to see if there's actual tears coming out?

01:25:25.000 Ambulance.

01:25:30.000 I can't believe this.

01:25:32.000 I don't think he fell for real.

01:25:34.000 Oh, God.

01:25:35.000 But I'm a smoker.

01:25:37.000 Because Steven has done this so many times.

01:25:40.000 I'm not sure what to do right now.

01:25:43.000 If he's hurt and I ignore it, he can end up with an emergency.

01:25:47.000 How can he be hurt?

01:25:48.000 Could you even break a bone with all that fat around it?

01:25:50.000 Look at that foot.

01:25:52.000 That's prehistoric elephant man.

01:25:56.000 Oh, I gotta go.

01:25:57.000 I gotta go.

01:25:58.000 It hurts.

01:25:59.000 What hurts?

01:26:00.000 Oh, my God.

01:26:01.000 Oh, God.

01:26:04.000 The Asante brothers.

01:26:06.000 I'm done with sympathy.

01:26:07.000 I'm done with helping people.

01:26:08.000 I'm done with the DNC, even listening to them.

01:26:10.000 What about colonization, capitalism, and white supremacy?

01:26:13.000 What?

01:26:14.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:26:15.000 You're stupider than astrologists.

01:26:17.000 Get fired.

01:26:18.000 Get in trouble.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 20, 2020

S03E01 - CARDI B + JOEY B [2020-08-20 - S03E01 - CARDI B + JOEY B]

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