Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E11 - CUAWF [2020-09-10 - S03E11 - CUAWF]

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My One with Kevin McGuinness.

00:00:34.000 Let's get to good at the end.

00:00:42.000 It's a fun song from the, it's a cover.

00:00:45.000 I don't know what the band is, but it's a Proud Boy video called Proud of Your Boy.

00:00:50.000 It keeps getting taken off of YouTube because it promotes hate, I guess.

00:00:55.000 And that one I just found, it's their most recent version.

00:01:00.000 I'm in this room.

00:01:03.000 Does everyone know why we chose Proud of Your Boy?

00:01:06.000 The Proud Boys?

00:01:09.000 Oh yeah, remember those guys who used to give out Proud Boy branded drinks and blankets to the homeless?

00:01:16.000 Huh.

00:01:17.000 That story didn't make the media for some strange reason.

00:01:29.000 That was that boat cruise we did.

00:01:36.000 That's tiny.

00:01:39.000 I can't believe anyone would think of fighting anyhow.

00:01:41.000 What do you think you're going to do?

00:01:42.000 Win?

00:01:44.000 It was tiny versus stupid.

00:01:46.000 So that makes sense.

00:01:48.000 And plus, we were all wasted.

00:01:49.000 That was at Westfest.

00:01:51.000 So people were saying, hey, man, you want to get in the ring?

00:01:54.000 And I'm like, no, thank you.

00:01:55.000 I've had like 20 beers.

00:01:57.000 You ever fought drunk?

00:01:58.000 Maybe if it was the last day of Westfest.

00:02:02.000 No, don't ever fight drunk.

00:02:04.000 I used to do it.

00:02:05.000 I tried it in the ring a couple of times.

00:02:07.000 You can have a swig of whiskey to take your nerves down, but if you're actually like drunk, like, what's going on?

00:02:12.000 You're a dead man.

00:02:16.000 The origin of Proud of Your Boy, by the way, is fuck.

00:02:22.000 When was it?

00:02:23.000 My daughter would have been about six, right?

00:02:25.000 So it was probably six years ago.

00:02:28.000 I went to this recital.

00:02:30.000 It's like piano recital, drums and stuff.

00:02:32.000 And the kids were really good.

00:02:33.000 My kids were okay.

00:02:34.000 My son was taking drums.

00:02:35.000 He was four at the time, five.

00:02:37.000 And he was like, don't ding, don't, don't, ding, don't, ding, don't, don't, ding, that kind of stuff.

00:02:42.000 And then there was, of course, the Asians are like, piano all over the place. 1.00

00:02:48.000 And I was pretty much impressed.

00:02:50.000 My kids were okay.

00:02:51.000 I'd say like B minus as far as the average goes.

00:02:53.000 And then a D shows up, and I don't mean a cock.

00:02:57.000 And this Puerto Rican kid is up there and he goes, proud of your boy.

00:03:02.000 I'll make you prouder.

00:03:04.000 And I was like, wait, a song?

00:03:06.000 You're just singing a song?

00:03:09.000 Everyone's worked really hard on learning all these different instruments.

00:03:14.000 And you're just going to sing?

00:03:16.000 That's pathetic.

00:03:17.000 No one is proud of this boy.

00:03:19.000 And I looked around and I, of course, didn't see a dad.

00:03:22.000 I saw a single mom.

00:03:24.000 I think maybe a granddad.

00:03:26.000 But no one was proud of that boy.

00:03:27.000 And then we looked, I hadn't heard of the song.

00:03:29.000 I'm not familiar with Disney musicals, thank God.

00:03:32.000 And then we see that it's from the musical Aladdin.

00:03:36.000 And at the time, there was a 22-year-old virgin working for us called Rat, Ben Ratner.

00:03:42.000 And he goes, oh yeah, that's Proud of Your Boy.

00:03:44.000 It's a beautiful song.

00:03:45.000 It didn't actually make it to the musical.

00:03:47.000 It was just in the theater.

00:03:48.000 And I'm like, holy shit, this is perfect.

00:03:51.000 You like Proud of Your Boy, Rat.

00:03:54.000 Because we originally started like as a men's self-improvement club, which it still is.

00:03:59.000 But then we looked up the song on YouTube.

00:04:02.000 And it's some, like, I think the guy who wrote it died of AIDS.

00:04:05.000 And it's got this horrible thing.

00:04:07.000 Like, the type of people who are into musicals are also really sort of phony, self-deprecating types.

00:04:13.000 And it's just this megalomania festival where he's like, I was one rotten kid.

00:04:20.000 What does he say?

00:04:21.000 One rotten kid.

00:04:23.000 Some pride and some joy.

00:04:25.000 Yeah.

00:04:26.000 Oh, look at them.

00:04:31.000 Proud of your boy.

00:04:33.000 I'll make you proud of your boy.

00:04:37.000 Imagine this.

00:04:39.000 Imagine that was your job in a music.

00:04:42.000 I've wasted time.

00:04:43.000 I've wasted me.

00:04:46.000 I've wasted me.

00:04:47.000 Imagine saying that.

00:04:50.000 Hey, man, how old are you?

00:04:51.000 50?

00:04:52.000 Oh, wow.

00:04:52.000 You're a lot older than I thought you were.

00:04:53.000 Yeah.

00:04:54.000 Have you?

00:04:55.000 This is kind of a weird question.

00:04:56.000 Do you feel like you've done everything you wanted to do?

00:04:59.000 No.

00:05:00.000 I feel like in many ways I've wasted me.

00:05:02.000 And the other guy would just go.

00:05:08.000 You're not going to sit and talk to that guy anymore.

00:05:11.000 You what?

00:05:11.000 You wasted me?

00:05:15.000 Me is getting wasted far away from you.

00:05:25.000 The whole thing was started as sort of a cringe competition.

00:05:30.000 Hell yeah.

00:05:31.000 While trying to find that song, a non-deleted one, I found this song by the Rabble Rousers.

00:05:41.000 One thing you'll notice about the left's argument...

00:05:43.000 Wait a minute, that's not it.

00:05:46.000 It's the second link, you fucking Nimrod.

00:05:48.000 Oops, poop.

00:05:50.000 One thing I'll notice about the left's arguments is now it's just lies.

00:05:53.000 Like Trump said, Nazis are cool. 1.00

00:06:03.000 That's true.

00:06:08.000 Pause.

00:06:08.000 No, that's not true.

00:06:09.000 Antifa are the ones that are savvy online, which is why Proud Boys keep getting doxxed and fired because they're not savvy with the internet.

00:06:20.000 Like the Proud Boy site just got hacked.

00:06:22.000 And I said to Enrique, how come they're always hacking us?

00:06:25.000 Where are our nerds?

00:06:26.000 He goes, we don't have any nerds.

00:06:28.000 Like these Proud Boys are Blue-collar dudes who put their faces all over computer, all over Facebook, because it's the only app they know, and then they get fired.

00:06:36.000 And they're like, How did they find out?

00:06:37.000 You put it on Facebook, dude.

00:06:39.000 Everyone can see Facebook.

00:06:40.000 Oh, everyone can see that?

00:06:42.000 That's what they're like.

00:06:56.000 Really acting out this.

00:06:58.000 I like the sign language.

00:07:04.000 Okay, that's enough of that.

00:07:06.000 Mostly they just run away.

00:07:08.000 That's not been my experience, my friend.

00:07:11.000 And it's funny that he's talking about what pussies they are, and he's got a bunch of ripped-up sweaters on his face. 1.00

00:07:18.000 And so do the tough guys behind him.

00:07:21.000 Everyone's disguised.

00:07:24.000 Looks like Slipknot if they were still a garage band.

00:07:26.000 They couldn't afford cool masks.

00:07:29.000 I saw this on the YouTube creator or whatever you call it.

00:07:34.000 I've been banned, so I don't know the vernacular.

00:07:36.000 It's this corny geriatric punk band called Slime, and they have a song called All Cops Are Bastards.

00:07:44.000 Look at how cringe corny punk is in 2020.

00:07:49.000 They've got to be older than me, these guys.

00:07:55.000 What a weird backdrop.

00:07:57.000 Beautiful Forest.

00:07:58.000 Oh, God.

00:08:00.000 Died of police violence, George Floyd.

00:08:07.000 Look at him.

00:08:08.000 He's got to be 55.

00:08:11.000 Playing the air guitar with this punk band.

00:08:23.000 Never heard of human dignity.

00:08:26.000 Working for...

00:08:27.000 Yeah.

00:08:27.000 Antique is all about dignity.

00:08:30.000 Actually, you want to see dignity?

00:08:33.000 What happened?

00:08:33.000 We said, get out of here!

00:08:35.000 The way he says that?

00:08:38.000 Get out of here! 0.99

00:08:39.000 Get out of here! 0.99

00:08:40.000 Get out of here! 0.99

00:08:41.000 You need to get out of here.

00:08:43.000 So, um.

00:08:46.000 Go to 1.5.

00:08:47.000 Jump ahead.

00:08:49.000 So, yeah, cops have no dignity.

00:08:52.000 If you want dignity, check out Antifa.

00:08:54.000 They really know what's going on with dignity.

00:08:57.000 But if you take that badge off, I'll suck your dick. 1.00

00:09:00.000 Take that badge off, quit that job, I'll suck the fuck out of your dick. 0.99

00:09:03.000 Want the throw?

00:09:04.000 I'll eat your fucking tonight. 1.00

00:09:06.000 I don't think you're gonna.

00:09:07.000 Take that badge off.

00:09:08.000 I'll suck your dick. 1.00

00:09:09.000 That would be cool if you're retiring like that night.

00:09:12.000 You could say, Chief, can I just...

00:09:14.000 He's like, well, I guess I'd rather you finish the shift.

00:09:17.000 It's your last shift.

00:09:18.000 We have a big party.

00:09:18.000 Yeah, I'm going to that.

00:09:20.000 We're talking about three hours of a 25-year career.

00:09:24.000 Can I get off three hours early?

00:09:27.000 I guess, but this is going to go to the media.

00:09:29.000 Okay, look, we don't have a great reputation.

00:09:31.000 I'm about to get a blowjob outside. 0.98

00:09:33.000 You ever had an outdoor blowjob in your life?

00:09:38.000 I had one camping.

00:09:40.000 Yeah, that's in a tent.

00:09:41.000 That doesn't count.

00:09:42.000 It's going to be out in the street on the other side of that razor wire.

00:09:46.000 All right, fucking do it.

00:09:48.000 Don't get caught.

00:09:49.000 Remember what the anarcho-punk band Krass said.

00:09:53.000 If you choose to stray from the path that you've been taught, don't expect help and don't get caught.

00:10:00.000 They talk about cock a lot, I've noticed.

00:10:02.000 I saw signs of Antifa that said, I only suck black dick. 0.99

00:10:08.000 See, they assume that we're these horrible racists that shudder at the thought of those beautiful, fat, ugly, tattooed monsters being with black men.

00:10:16.000 They go, I fuck black men. 0.99

00:10:17.000 Okay, bye.

00:10:20.000 That's giving me nightmares now?

00:10:22.000 You think I fucking care about you?

00:10:24.000 Show that montage of Antifa faces that look like they're in the house of mirrors.

00:10:28.000 Oh, boy.

00:10:30.000 Look at this.

00:10:31.000 Whoever drew these can't draw.

00:10:34.000 That's not what a head looks like.

00:10:35.000 In fact, you know what that looks exactly like?

00:10:37.000 When we were talking about what if you went to heaven and Jesus just looked a little off?

00:10:41.000 That's a little off.

00:10:42.000 That's the head I was talking about.

00:10:45.000 If you had this shirt and you added some hair and a beard and you just wrote, in Christ We Trust.

00:10:51.000 That would be sad.

00:10:52.000 That would be fucking hilarious.

00:10:54.000 That's like a weird Harry Potter shirt idea.

00:10:56.000 Yeah, that's exactly the origin.

00:10:58.000 This is the origins of the Harry Potter idea, which I fear we'll never get to.

00:11:02.000 Let's see some more, though.

00:11:07.000 Wow.

00:11:09.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:11:10.000 You got to pause some of these.

00:11:12.000 Go back.

00:11:14.000 I could download it.

00:11:15.000 What is going on there?

00:11:17.000 I don't understand.

00:11:17.000 I don't know.

00:11:18.000 That looks like one of those.

00:11:19.000 You know, the mutant Ninja Turtles had those enemies, Bebop and Rocksteady?

00:11:22.000 Yeah.

00:11:23.000 It looks like one of the other mutants from the series.

00:11:27.000 Yeah, like some friends.

00:11:27.000 Like, what's happening with his lower mouth?

00:11:29.000 What disease is that?

00:11:31.000 I want to get a doctor in here. 0.99

00:11:33.000 You should put it up high, more like weekend update.

00:11:35.000 That's like a cleft face.

00:11:36.000 Put it up here.

00:11:37.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:11:37.000 Hey, yeah, yeah.

00:11:38.000 I gotcha.

00:11:39.000 Wait, frame it nicer with the bookshelf, though.

00:11:42.000 Come down a little bit there.

00:11:44.000 Yeah, that looks cool.

00:11:46.000 Damn, that looks good.

00:11:48.000 That's how you retor.

00:11:50.000 That's how you play something.

00:11:51.000 That looks fucking good.

00:11:55.000 I don't know what's happening with that guy's glasses.

00:11:57.000 It looks like he has them up.

00:12:01.000 Okay, so that's weird.

00:12:03.000 That guy's just wasted.

00:12:05.000 The other good, in their defense, they've probably been up all night sitting on like concrete chairs.

00:12:12.000 No, they take your picture right when you get in.

00:12:13.000 I don't know.

00:12:15.000 Maybe they were up all night.

00:12:16.000 You know, sometimes they give you a little cheese sandwich, and the only thing you can do with it, because it's inedible, is fold it and put it under your coccus, your tailbone, to make sitting on that steel chair all night less painful.

00:12:29.000 Getting no sleep makes your head huge and your ears pop out and you're living.

00:12:32.000 Well, in that guy's case, at least.

00:12:33.000 Sure.

00:12:34.000 Let's be fair.

00:12:35.000 Alex played Devil's Advocate.

00:12:36.000 Now this.

00:12:37.000 Wow.

00:12:39.000 He had it rough.

00:12:40.000 Dude, imagine he went to a black school.

00:12:42.000 Blacks are really good at bullying. 1.00

00:12:45.000 My glasses don't look strong.

00:12:50.000 Oh, my God.

00:12:51.000 You know who that looks like?

00:12:52.000 This guy from Painkiller Already, the podcast?

00:12:56.000 But like, if I feel like an art teacher, and these have been submitted to me, and I'm just like, guys, guys, guys, come on.

00:13:04.000 I showed you how to do the eyes.

00:13:06.000 they're halfway in the head, and they're obviously much closer than that.

00:13:09.000 This is an alien.

00:13:10.000 You're not trying.

00:13:12.000 Can you imagine someone would look like that in real life?

00:13:14.000 No.

00:13:15.000 Come on, dude.

00:13:18.000 This is the worst art class I've ever taught.

00:13:19.000 Go back.

00:13:22.000 This is a phone screen recording, so it's hard to...

00:13:24.000 I'm tempted to download the video so we can scroll through it at our leisure.

00:13:28.000 Leisure?

00:13:28.000 Well, we're not coming back here.

00:13:31.000 I want to see that guy, though.

00:13:32.000 Okay.

00:13:33.000 Okay, you're not going to get him.

00:13:37.000 Okay, guys, come on.

00:13:40.000 That's not what eyebrows look like.

00:13:41.000 You're not done.

00:13:42.000 You're drawing.

00:13:44.000 And where's the rest of her hair? 0.99

00:13:45.000 That's not a woman's hairline. 1.00

00:13:48.000 And the nose is a little anti-Semitic, to be honest.

00:13:56.000 This is pretty good, but I don't understand why you used a blue-colored pencil on a 50-year-old.

00:14:02.000 And is that male or female?

00:14:04.000 This one's pretty good.

00:14:05.000 There you go.

00:14:06.000 You're getting it.

00:14:06.000 The eyes are a little close together, but you're getting good at trying.

00:14:09.000 The hair is very realistic.

00:14:13.000 Oh, oh.

00:14:15.000 Notice the androgyny in all of these.

00:14:17.000 Like, is that my high school principal or my girlfriend?

00:14:22.000 Is that my girlfriend or her dad?

00:14:24.000 Am I in trouble or am I getting laid?

00:14:26.000 Whoa.

00:14:28.000 Spookaloo.

00:14:32.000 This guy.

00:14:34.000 He's sad.

00:14:35.000 I don't like getting arrested.

00:14:40.000 His floppy yellow hair.

00:14:44.000 Oh my God.

00:14:45.000 Has she been awake for a year?

00:14:48.000 Look at that face.

00:14:50.000 Alive for 100, awake for one.

00:14:53.000 She looks like a Halloween mask. 0.89

00:14:54.000 Look at the wrinkles at the top.

00:14:56.000 If meth was a person.

00:14:57.000 Dude, how much was that mask?

00:15:00.000 It's amazing.

00:15:00.000 It's usually a giveaway around the eyes because you see the real eyes, but not on this one.

00:15:05.000 You look great.

00:15:10.000 If that's a male or a female, there's a potential in there.

00:15:14.000 Yeah, there's some human in there.

00:15:16.000 See some, a little bit inbred.

00:15:18.000 Just a smattering of inbred.

00:15:20.000 Just a sprinkle of brothers, fucking sisters.

00:15:25.000 Wow.

00:15:27.000 They're all hideous.

00:15:28.000 It looks like if Tim Burton was God and created people.

00:15:32.000 She looks like a broom fucked a bird. 1.00

00:15:36.000 Keep going.

00:15:39.000 Okay.

00:15:39.000 This guy's got kind of a positive attitude.

00:15:41.000 Imagine talking to him about Trump.

00:15:44.000 Imagine having to hear his views on economics and his views on his utopia.

00:15:48.000 All right, so you hate Trump and capitalism.

00:15:51.000 Lay out a society for me.

00:15:53.000 What currency do we use?

00:15:55.000 Who handles the heating?

00:15:57.000 Is it natural gas?

00:15:59.000 Everything's solar?

00:16:00.000 What about air conditioners in the summer in Texas?

00:16:03.000 They require quite a bit of power.

00:16:05.000 A solar panel the size of this house will basically charge an iPhone.

00:16:10.000 It's not exactly powering a fridge.

00:16:13.000 What about pool filters?

00:16:14.000 Are they powered by...

00:16:15.000 Oh, there's no pools.

00:16:16.000 Oh, okay.

00:16:17.000 You just swim in the lake.

00:16:18.000 Okay.

00:16:18.000 I got you.

00:16:22.000 Look at this.

00:16:23.000 This could be a pretty girl. 1.00

00:16:26.000 I bet there's a pretty girl in there somewhere. 1.00

00:16:29.000 Assuming that is a chick. 1.00

00:16:31.000 A really good Harry Potter cosplay.

00:16:35.000 You suck at this, Ryan.

00:16:36.000 Stop.

00:16:38.000 What do you want me to posed for a picture now?

00:16:41.000 He's skeptical.

00:16:42.000 He's dubious of these newfangled cameras they're coming up with.

00:16:46.000 He's not bad, too, though.

00:16:49.000 See, this is what Anne Coulter always says.

00:16:51.000 I'm quoting, I was just talking to her, so she's going to come up about 100 times today.

00:16:57.000 Women between 18 and 30, no matter how ugly they are, if they dress nice and stay slim, they'll be attractive. 1.00

00:17:06.000 And that woman is fat in a gross way that she's not meant to be. 1.00

00:17:11.000 Some women can handle being a little bigger, but by the folds in her neck, she's clearly meant to be much skinnier. 1.00

00:17:17.000 What are you doing?

00:17:18.000 You're going to download it?

00:17:19.000 Yeah, yeah, here it is.

00:17:21.000 Oh, you already downloaded it.

00:17:23.000 Okay, let's get to the...

00:17:24.000 That guy's spooky.

00:17:26.000 And we can draw bad color pencil.

00:17:29.000 Okay, we got some newbies.

00:17:31.000 Zoom out.

00:17:32.000 You're way too close.

00:17:34.000 For the millionth time.

00:17:36.000 Yeah, it's an auto-zoom.

00:17:38.000 So zoom out, I said.

00:17:40.000 What are you doing, Ryan?

00:17:47.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:17:48.000 Everyone at home has to watch us go through this process.

00:17:52.000 I don't think you're improving it, and I'm not really nuts about you doing shit on the fly like this.

00:17:57.000 Well, at Kumias, for instance, we have a little knob like a joystick because he's got the bigger tricaster, and this I have to literally click to resize things.

00:18:06.000 Because remember the old one?

00:18:07.000 Alright, alright, stop talking.

00:18:08.000 Just show the picture, please.

00:18:10.000 That guy looks kind of like Black U. Oh, wow. 1.00

00:18:17.000 He's got the same shitty nose that you have.

00:18:19.000 And facial hair.

00:18:22.000 Maybe he's a recon.

00:18:23.000 Maybe.

00:18:25.000 I feel like we're missing someone, though.

00:18:26.000 Go up above Black You. 1.00

00:18:29.000 That guy's just gross.

00:18:32.000 That woman's just weird. 1.00

00:18:33.000 She looks like a spoon. 1.00

00:18:35.000 That guy's such a sad little fucking Jew beaver. 1.00

00:18:39.000 What's going on with your hair?

00:18:40.000 Are you trying to trick us?

00:18:41.000 Is this a front-facing comb over?

00:18:44.000 Because no one has ever tried that before.

00:18:47.000 Comb overs sideways don't work, but they're better than this.

00:18:54.000 Oh.

00:18:55.000 Fucking avatoma.

00:18:57.000 What is that?

00:18:58.000 It looks like a praying mantis.

00:19:00.000 Is that a person or a deer?

00:19:04.000 And then that's chubby neck.

00:19:06.000 That's the Goodyear tire neck.

00:19:07.000 We're not even halfway through that.

00:19:08.000 That's Michelin Man neck.

00:19:10.000 Oh.

00:19:10.000 All right, that's enough.

00:19:15.000 Today's book is Seven Days in the Art World.

00:19:19.000 Now, this is all about fine art and art collecting, and she really breaks it down.

00:19:23.000 Sarah Thornton is her name, great writer.

00:19:26.000 And she breaks, the whole book sort of breaks down a painting from the very beginning to, you know, well, it goes the auction, the crit, the critique, the fair, the prize, the magazine, the studio visit,

00:19:42.000 the biennial.

00:19:43.000 So she breaks, that's why she says seven days.

00:19:46.000 It's not really seven days, but it just gets into the economics of fine art.

00:19:49.000 And I know that sounds gay, but think of it as a book about economics.

00:19:55.000 Like I would like to read this about steel or soy or hops.

00:20:03.000 Hops are big in Montana.

00:20:05.000 They use them for Corona.

00:20:06.000 So take me from the hop farm to the factory to the mouth, that kind of thing.

00:20:11.000 And it just, it is so, the art world is so corrupt and full of shit, as you can imagine.

00:20:17.000 It's just really rich people playing games with popularity.

00:20:21.000 And here's an example.

00:20:24.000 There's this artist, what's his name?

00:20:26.000 Not Richard Kern.

00:20:28.000 Fuck.

00:20:30.000 I forget his name, but he's like a New York artist who would sort of draw on pictures and stuff.

00:20:36.000 Kind of the Terry Richardson late 80s, early 90s, kind of a punk thing artist.

00:20:43.000 I'll figure out his name later on.

00:20:45.000 But so he had a lot of work, but it wasn't really going anywhere.

00:20:49.000 And that's perfect prey for look up just Richard Artist New York City.

00:20:58.000 You're going to get a lot of Richard hell.

00:21:00.000 He wasn't really going anywhere, but he had a massive amount of work.

00:21:03.000 And it was not really good or bad.

00:21:06.000 So what these rich guys do is they start bidding.

00:21:11.000 Brian, don't show me you looking.

00:21:13.000 Oh, I don't know what he looks like.

00:21:15.000 So if you're like, oh, wait, there he is.

00:21:17.000 That's what I'm looking for.

00:21:19.000 Yeah.

00:21:22.000 It doesn't really matter what his stuff looks like because it didn't matter to them.

00:21:24.000 They just chose an artist with a large cannon, right?

00:21:27.000 And they started buying it.

00:21:28.000 Wait, go back to the top.

00:21:32.000 What was that in the middle there?

00:21:33.000 I don't think that's it.

00:21:35.000 Yeah.

00:21:37.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:21:38.000 Oh, wait, now I'm thinking that was him.

00:21:41.000 Kind of interested.

00:21:43.000 No.

00:21:44.000 Sorry.

00:21:46.000 Really fucking up this story.

00:21:48.000 So what they do is they start bidding on him at an auction.

00:21:51.000 And he's like, what the fuck?

00:21:52.000 These are going gangbusters.

00:21:54.000 They hold an auction for him.

00:21:55.000 They go to their own auction, start bidding.

00:21:58.000 This is legal, by the way.

00:22:00.000 And they bid it up, they bid it up, and they get it up to like $800,000.

00:22:04.000 Oh, sorry, I forgot one thing.

00:22:06.000 They take this loser artist and they buy all his shit.

00:22:10.000 And it's like $500 each.

00:22:12.000 And he goes, wow, I got really popular all of a sudden.

00:22:14.000 He's not invited to any of this, by the way.

00:22:16.000 Wow, I got really popular all of a sudden.

00:22:19.000 Then they buy it all up, right?

00:22:21.000 So now they have, like, you could do this with a band too, right?

00:22:24.000 You have all the Misfits back catalog. 0.83

00:22:27.000 And they own that.

00:22:28.000 That's in storage.

00:22:29.000 Give it a little breathing space.

00:22:30.000 They start spending a little bit more, a little bit more.

00:22:32.000 Then at an auction, they go fucking bananas and fuck 800,000.

00:22:36.000 They go a million.

00:22:37.000 And they fight each other and they get it for a million.

00:22:39.000 Then they do that like three more times.

00:22:41.000 And people are knowing whether they like this artist or not.

00:22:43.000 It doesn't matter.

00:22:44.000 They go, wow, these are selling for a lot of money.

00:22:46.000 I'm going to buy one.

00:22:47.000 It's a pyramid scheme, really.

00:22:48.000 I'm going to buy one.

00:22:49.000 And they quickly sell it and flip it because these are going up and up and up.

00:22:52.000 It's insider trading.

00:22:54.000 It's fraud.

00:22:55.000 So they start buying this shit.

00:22:58.000 And what are you looking at?

00:23:02.000 That's Peter Cooper.

00:23:03.000 Oh.

00:23:03.000 Isn't it?

00:23:04.000 No.

00:23:05.000 Not this guy, right?

00:23:06.000 Your shitty taste in art is showing up in this search.

00:23:09.000 Who me?

00:23:10.000 Yeah.

00:23:12.000 I have no opinions on those arts.

00:23:14.000 Anyway, just stop with the looking.

00:23:16.000 It's irrelevant too.

00:23:17.000 It's distracting.

00:23:18.000 I don't want you to picture that.

00:23:19.000 It could be anyone.

00:23:20.000 And so now his art is worth like a million dollars of painting, right?

00:23:25.000 Look at all those, that Misfits Back catalog they bought. 1.00

00:23:29.000 Now they start selling that and they make a million dollars on everything they bought for 500 bucks.

00:23:34.000 Now they're fucking rich.

00:23:36.000 And then what happens?

00:23:37.000 They're done.

00:23:38.000 They leave.

00:23:38.000 Those people can't sell their $2 million ones anymore.

00:23:42.000 And his stock quickly goes brrrr and he's depressed.

00:23:45.000 He's like, wow, I was really hot for like a minute there.

00:23:49.000 And now I'm nothing again.

00:23:51.000 Oh, well, I have some money in the bank.

00:23:53.000 And that's how they do it.

00:23:54.000 It's a fucking scam.

00:23:57.000 Anyway, that's why this book is interesting.

00:23:59.000 Because the art world is so corrupt.

00:24:01.000 And it's so, it's way more full of shit than astrology.

00:24:04.000 And I didn't think you could get more full of shit than astrology.

00:24:08.000 Yes, there, Richard Prince.

00:24:11.000 That's who it was.

00:24:14.000 That's a dude.

00:24:15.000 Pretty sure I got the right guy.

00:24:17.000 And in these instances where they just make this guy popular, the guy doesn't know why his stock went up and then went down again.

00:24:24.000 That's, I think, his most famous painting is the nurse there.

00:24:27.000 I think he'd paint on pulp fiction novels.

00:24:29.000 So you see why he got chosen.

00:24:31.000 He's not that bad.

00:24:32.000 You can't say it's terrible.

00:24:34.000 It's just weird enough to be like, meh.

00:24:36.000 So you buy all his shit.

00:24:38.000 I wonder if you could do it again.

00:24:41.000 Where they go, wow, it's weird with Richard Prince.

00:24:43.000 He goes up and down and up and down.

00:24:46.000 And you could do it with photographers, too.

00:24:48.000 Find a photographer like Ryan McGinley, but not now.

00:24:52.000 He's too expensive already.

00:24:53.000 They have to be relatively undiscovered.

00:24:55.000 So when I discovered Ryan McGinley.

00:24:57.000 Anyway, sorry, I'm off of the tangent.

00:25:00.000 Got a fun show for you today.

00:25:02.000 We're going to go through this David Cross tirade.

00:25:04.000 We're going to address the Proud Boy allegations that are going on right now.

00:25:09.000 They found some 3%ers. 1.00

00:25:11.000 I didn't talk about this last night because I can't really do news on the live shows.

00:25:17.000 There's too much to say.

00:25:21.000 Joe Rogan gave me a shout out last night.

00:25:24.000 He had, I think Adam Curry invented the podcast, apparently.

00:25:27.000 Yeah, he's the pod father.

00:25:28.000 The pod father?

00:25:29.000 He's a fucking retard. 1.00

00:25:31.000 So Joe made it his first guest, and the guy, he doesn't understand anything.

00:25:35.000 And he has an irritating Twitch.

00:25:37.000 And I'm having trouble with Joe's studio.

00:25:39.000 It looks so corny.

00:25:40.000 Star Trek.

00:25:42.000 But I guess you will get used to it.

00:25:44.000 I would think you would have taken your own studio, the LA one, and I don't know, made something similar.

00:25:50.000 Like replicate it, but make it look like better.

00:25:53.000 Or like maybe Jimi Hendrix's picture mugshot is farther away.

00:25:57.000 I don't know.

00:25:58.000 This seems...

00:25:59.000 And maybe I just Have to get used to it.

00:26:01.000 People don't like new shit.

00:26:02.000 And I remember when, even when Vice was Voice of Montreal and we went color, people were like, Oh man, I liked it when it was black and white.

00:26:09.000 You suck now. 0.98

00:26:11.000 But it does seem a little star trekky.

00:26:13.000 I think you said something like Adam Curry was the first guest on the old podcast, so they're doing that.

00:26:18.000 Well, anyway, in this one, Joe Rogan's talking about being banned, and he says, He says that, sorry, I'm thinking of two things at once.

00:26:28.000 He says, but the great thing with the internet is it's whatever you want it to be, and you can make your own thing.

00:26:33.000 And he doesn't seem to understand, yeah, dude, but when I'm, Gavin is banned from Facebook, Twitter, everything, he's not part of the national conversation.

00:26:41.000 People can still pay to see him if they'll show their credit card, but these places are not a small-town arcade.

00:26:47.000 They are con ed.

00:26:48.000 They're a utility who controls the national conversation.

00:26:52.000 So being banned from them is a big deal.

00:26:54.000 It wasn't when they were one of many, but now that they have monopolies, now I can't use a utility like I can't use water or electricity.

00:27:02.000 Shit, I can't use PayPal.

00:27:04.000 That's pretty darn close to a utility, is it not?

00:27:08.000 So this is him not understanding that.

00:27:11.000 I don't know.

00:27:12.000 Well, my grandparents both lived in 98, my paternal grandparents.

00:27:17.000 The reason why I brought up Gavin is that I think that I have had a couple podcasts with him, and people have had weird conversations with me about it.

00:27:26.000 And this is one of the things that I've said.

00:27:28.000 I was like, look, that guy's mostly fun.

00:27:30.000 Yeah.

00:27:30.000 Mostly fun.

00:27:31.000 And like anybody that does wild shit, you can get lost in the woods.

00:27:36.000 And if you get lost in the woods of race or whether or not people should be able to do drugs or whether or not people should get paid a minimum wage, that's a livable wage.

00:27:49.000 Is he saying that I got lost in the woods and now I'm just like the race guy and I won't shut up about race?

00:27:55.000 The newspaper won't shut up about race.

00:27:57.000 America won't shut up about race. 0.97

00:27:58.000 So I talk about it.

00:27:59.000 I don't like talking about race.

00:28:02.000 They accuse white males as being evil, so I defend white males.

00:28:06.000 If they weren't, if this was 1982 and white males weren't constantly getting shat on, I'd never bring it up.

00:28:12.000 And I didn't bring it up in 1982.

00:28:14.000 No, I was 12 at the time, but you get the idea.

00:28:16.000 So I resent this implication that, like, Proud Boys started out to be cool and then they got violent.

00:28:21.000 No, Proud Boys have always been cool.

00:28:23.000 They just got attacked, so they fought back.

00:28:25.000 I haven't changed my views since I was 18.

00:28:27.000 It's the background that changed.

00:28:29.000 I never gave a shit about Islam until they blew up the World Trade Center. 1.00

00:28:33.000 I'm 56 tomorrow.

00:28:34.000 Bates.

00:28:35.000 My grandparents both lived.

00:28:37.000 I think that they're...

00:28:38.000 I have had a couple podcasts with them.

00:28:40.000 Why did you go back?

00:28:41.000 And people have had like weird fun.

00:28:43.000 Yeah.

00:28:43.000 Mostly fun.

00:28:44.000 And like anybody that does wild shit, you can get lost in the woods.

00:28:50.000 No, because I just wanted to...

00:28:52.000 I think what he's saying is that when people get lost in the woods and they interpret what you've done, because you do wild shit.

00:28:57.000 So people get lost in the woods about race and stuff.

00:28:59.000 So they get lost in my woods.

00:29:01.000 Yes.

00:29:01.000 Not you're getting lost in my woods.

00:29:02.000 I'm not sure I believe you, but that makes more sense.

00:29:04.000 No, that.

00:29:05.000 If you totally focus on everything I've said about race or Jews or drugs or something, then you could paint a picture. 0.97

00:29:11.000 That's exactly what.

00:29:11.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:29:12.000 I don't think that's what he's saying, though.

00:29:13.000 I think he's saying, I am a fun guy who went off, like Lenny Bruce went nuts.

00:29:17.000 I went off on some like race thing.

00:29:19.000 That's disappointing.

00:29:21.000 You get lost in the woods of race or whether or not people should be able to do drugs or whether or not people should get paid a minimum wage.

00:29:33.000 That's a livable wage.

00:29:35.000 You get lost in the woods of any ideology and it becomes a problem.

00:29:38.000 Let's go back.

00:29:39.000 For whatever reason, when someone shifts one way or another and we conflict with those ideas, we never give anybody any room for just being a person.

00:29:49.000 Most of the time, I've been around that guy.

00:29:51.000 He's a nice guy.

00:29:52.000 All right, but let's go to the basics of how I...

00:29:55.000 There's two things I was taught growing up.

00:29:57.000 Sticks and stones will break my bones.

00:29:59.000 Names will never hurt me.

00:30:01.000 Secondary, I will created in the Depression.

00:30:05.000 Names are fucking terrible.

00:30:07.000 I'm so mean.

00:30:08.000 Exactly.

00:30:09.000 And I can pinpoint when that happened, too.

00:30:11.000 See, this is why it's a terrible interview.

00:30:13.000 Because that guy is just not following you.

00:30:15.000 I don't like what you say.

00:30:16.000 I think he stoned or on Adderall or something.

00:30:18.000 Before he got stoned, it was fine.

00:30:20.000 Oh, you've watched the whole thing?

00:30:21.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:30:22.000 So he smoked pot?

00:30:23.000 Yeah, because he said when he smokes pot, he gets into that Tourette's territory. 0.98

00:30:28.000 But usually he's fine.

00:30:30.000 Yeah, that was really bad.

00:30:31.000 It was a terrible interview.

00:30:33.000 And none of that was to do with Joe.

00:30:34.000 But also, Joe does this thing my friend Steve does.

00:30:37.000 Steve's a pothead.

00:30:38.000 And they have this whole, like, it gets so ambiguous.

00:30:40.000 You're like, can you just nail down what you're saying?

00:30:43.000 And it gets to a point where, you know, if you shift that way or shift this way, you cannot stop recognizing the guy as a person.

00:30:49.000 That doesn't mean anything.

00:30:52.000 Like, this is how you speak in a specific way.

00:30:55.000 You say, Gavin was a cool guy.

00:30:57.000 He's a funny guy, but he got into race and how everything is racist and defending.

00:31:02.000 And now it's all he talks about and he's not fun anymore.

00:31:05.000 That's not true, but I get what you're saying.

00:31:08.000 Or Gavin is a funny guy.

00:31:10.000 He says a lot of shit.

00:31:11.000 So there's like, imagine a library of quotes.

00:31:14.000 And if you want to make him to be a racist, you'll find like quotes out of context where you can frame that.

00:31:19.000 And now that person becomes David Duke to you.

00:31:21.000 That's also not true, but I get it.

00:31:23.000 But all this ambiguous pot talk of shift this way and shift that way.

00:31:28.000 And we're all people.

00:31:28.000 And sounds like fucking astrology.

00:31:33.000 Sounds like the art world.

00:31:38.000 You know what happened last night with my daughter?

00:31:39.000 So I started taking their phones at 10 p.m.

00:31:42.000 Saying, no more phones.

00:31:43.000 They go in the charger downstairs.

00:31:45.000 And my son, he likes to watch the baseball game while he's playing video games.

00:31:51.000 I take it at 10.

00:31:52.000 And he goes, Jesus Christ.

00:31:55.000 I go, just so you know, taking the Lord's name in vain, that's fuck.

00:31:58.000 Like you're saying a very bad word there.

00:32:00.000 Did you know you're swearing?

00:32:01.000 Because he doesn't like to swear much.

00:32:03.000 And then my daughter, I noticed she was crying.

00:32:06.000 But I think she was crying before.

00:32:08.000 And she's got a birthday coming up.

00:32:10.000 And so I get this theory in my head.

00:32:13.000 And I love solving problems, especially social problems.

00:32:17.000 Like half the time I'm at a bar with a barmate, I'm like, all right, so you're single. 0.60

00:32:20.000 All right, what kind of guy are we looking for?

00:32:22.000 Where are we going to meet him?

00:32:24.000 Like, I want to fix lies.

00:32:25.000 I find that fun little Rubik's Cube kind of puzzle.

00:32:27.000 Of course, with you, you won't take the most basic of advice like go make sure you don't have fucking Lyme disease or maybe don't try to kill a fly like this.

00:32:38.000 He's so stupid that he doesn't roll up the fly thing.

00:32:42.000 We have flies in the studio, we didn't take out the garbage all week.

00:32:45.000 This is how you kill a fly, but when you go like this, you're pushing the air, so the air just pushes it out of the way.

00:32:51.000 He's been chasing a fly around with a where's the book?

00:32:55.000 Oh, it's a little um throw it over here.

00:32:57.000 Pamphlet.

00:32:59.000 He's been chasing a fly with this Pendleton thing.

00:33:04.000 So I've killed tons of flies in my day.

00:33:06.000 I used to work.

00:33:06.000 It doesn't sound like it.

00:33:07.000 No, but the small ones, you could usually, if they're close enough to the wall, you know what I mean?

00:33:11.000 Like.

00:33:12.000 I think you mean fruit flies.

00:33:13.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:33:14.000 No, it wasn't a real fly.

00:33:15.000 It was a fruit fly.

00:33:16.000 That's not doesn't get.

00:33:17.000 And you know how you catch a fruit fly, you just go.

00:33:20.000 Yeah, you could do that.

00:33:20.000 Sure.

00:33:21.000 But I'm saying if they're close enough to the wall, they will display, like the air will make them go like away.

00:33:28.000 But if it's this big, they can only go so far away, it's going to cover them.

00:33:31.000 Yeah, that's what it takes.

00:33:32.000 You have to be a centimeter from the fly to make this stupid plan work.

00:33:36.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:33:37.000 It's tough.

00:33:38.000 That's dangerous.

00:33:41.000 So she's crying.

00:33:43.000 Not blubbering, right?

00:33:44.000 But I can tell she's crying.

00:33:45.000 And I think I go upstairs.

00:33:47.000 I go, okay, I think I know what's wrong.

00:33:48.000 Because she still has her city friends from when we lived there.

00:33:51.000 And now she has her suburban friends.

00:33:52.000 The city friends are obviously cooler.

00:33:54.000 I don't know who she likes more, but let's guess that the Brooklyn friends are cooler than the suburban friends.

00:33:59.000 So I go, what's the problem here?

00:34:01.000 You want to have two separate parties and you want the Brooklyn friends to sleep over here, but mom says that she doesn't know them well enough. 0.89

00:34:08.000 And then you're thinking they don't mix.

00:34:10.000 So you're trying to choose between both and you're not sure.

00:34:12.000 What if I only have a Brooklyn party, but then the girls aren't allowed to sleep over and now I don't have a sleepover? 1.00

00:34:18.000 And she goes, I don't want to talk about it.

00:34:20.000 And I go, well, I want to help.

00:34:22.000 I feel like I could help you with this problem because it's just a matter of like probabilities and it's math.

00:34:28.000 And she goes, I don't want to talk about it.

00:34:31.000 And I go, just tell me the rough parameters of the problem and I'll help you logically solve it.

00:34:36.000 And she goes, why are you coming into my bedroom and demanding that I tell you what's wrong?

00:34:46.000 I just sort of went, walked out of the room.

00:34:50.000 Pretty good point.

00:34:52.000 Pretty, pretty good point.

00:34:54.000 If she was in my room, I might have a case, but you're not allowed to walk into someone's room and demand to know why they're sad.

00:35:01.000 That was one of my items on the news.

00:35:04.000 That's a good point.

00:35:06.000 Speaking of kids, so I've been thinking about this, and I was talking to that doctor right at that think tank thing when I was the court jester.

00:35:13.000 And he basically made it very clear that this is a phenomenally unusual disease in that it's so fucking contagious.

00:35:21.000 Nothing like this has ever been so contagious.

00:35:23.000 Basically, everyone got it.

00:35:25.000 Everyone's had it.

00:35:26.000 It's everywhere.

00:35:28.000 Fortunately, it's not very tough.

00:35:32.000 So you got it and you can handle it.

00:35:33.000 And it's not like the flu in that the flu wasn't that contagious.

00:35:38.000 And when you got it, it was a fucking doozy.

00:35:40.000 This one isn't a doozy.

00:35:41.000 I know you've heard people say, oh my God, it wiped me out.

00:35:43.000 They're fats and olds or losers and diabetics or something. 1.00

00:35:46.000 Gavin McKinnon said, everyone who dies is a loser.

00:35:49.000 We'll get to that, the Atlantic thing.

00:35:57.000 My brain just.

00:35:58.000 Everybody that gets COVID.

00:35:59.000 Right.

00:36:00.000 So it's olds and fats.

00:36:02.000 So the problem with it is it gets everyone in all of the world and it only kills olds and fats, but it means that all these olds and fats are dying like fucking crazy. 0.90

00:36:10.000 So it really should be called the Olds and Fats Disease.

00:36:12.000 OF.

00:36:14.000 The OF.

00:36:16.000 The OMFG.

00:36:20.000 Old Mutated Fats Genes.

00:36:24.000 Old Mutated Fat Genes.

00:36:26.000 O-M-F-G. 1.00

00:36:27.000 And so you think, well, kids don't get it.

00:36:31.000 So why are kids staggering all the schoolwork?

00:36:34.000 You wouldn't believe my kids' schedule.

00:36:35.000 My three kids, three different schools, three different schedules.

00:36:39.000 I could hire a full-time driver and he would be busy all day, picking up, dropping off.

00:36:44.000 I said to my son, who's kind of near his school, you know, you're fucked, right?

00:36:47.000 Like we've got two parents.

00:36:49.000 That's two kids we can chauffeur. 0.91

00:36:51.000 You're just going to have to make it there on your own.

00:36:55.000 And then he goes, well, I'm not taking my bike in the winter.

00:36:58.000 I go, why not?

00:36:59.000 Well, it'll be too cold.

00:37:00.000 Okay, so you'll walk because it's too cold to ride a bicycle?

00:37:03.000 You're just out in the cold longer.

00:37:05.000 It's faster.

00:37:06.000 It's faster.

00:37:08.000 People go, oh, I can't take my bike.

00:37:09.000 It's raining.

00:37:10.000 Yeah, but you're going to walk in the rain.

00:37:12.000 But you do have the wind, the wind and the rain.

00:37:14.000 I feel like it accelerates both.

00:37:16.000 So?

00:37:16.000 Yeah.

00:37:17.000 The only argument with the bike is that the back tire splashes you.

00:37:20.000 Right.

00:37:20.000 But if you have a fender on your back tire, there's no reason to ever put walking over any bicycle.

00:37:26.000 Unless it's like five feet of snow.

00:37:28.000 But in that case, you're going, uh, uh, uh, uh, and it's never that way in New York.

00:37:33.000 Fucking pussies. 1.00

00:37:36.000 The way they close shit down here when it snows this much.

00:37:39.000 New York is pussy town when it comes to snow.

00:37:42.000 In Montreal, you know that little, there's the sidewalk, then there's that little strip, and then there's the road?

00:37:47.000 I guess it's basically the curb.

00:37:50.000 That will be 13 feet high.

00:37:52.000 You'll be in the sidewalk, and you could punch through the wall to see the road, to see if there's cars there.

00:37:58.000 You can be in like a tunnel on the sidewalk.

00:38:01.000 People get snowed into their homes.

00:38:03.000 Yeah.

00:38:04.000 Any his.

00:38:07.000 So the risk is not that kids get COVID.

00:38:09.000 It's that they give it to teachers.

00:38:11.000 Okay.

00:38:13.000 But the teachers will be fine unless they're fat or old.

00:38:15.000 Well, their teachers aren't old.

00:38:17.000 75-year-olds are not teachers, but there are a lot of fat teachers.

00:38:20.000 So we are living under the tyranny of the overfed, the overindulged.

00:38:28.000 These fat fucking pig teachers that can't stop stuffing their face. 0.99

00:38:33.000 I've totally changed education.

00:38:35.000 People are in plexiglass.

00:38:36.000 They're going on staggered schedules because they're petrified of getting your fat ass sick.

00:38:42.000 So while you sat there eating Haagen-Doss all summer because you get two months off and having Netflix benders with fucking fried chicken buckets all around the side of the couch, because of that, my kids are fucked out of an education where we're spending the highest taxes in the world.

00:38:59.000 And you get two months off to get fatter so we can worry more about getting you sick?

00:39:05.000 Fuck you.

00:39:13.000 All right, let's get down to this Proud Boy story everyone wants me to talk about.

00:39:17.000 The story going around is that Proud Boys in Oregon beat the shit out of someone with a baseball bat.

00:39:22.000 A, they didn't beat the shit out of him.

00:39:24.000 B, it was a pole, not a bat.

00:39:28.000 And C, what the fuck are we supposed to do?

00:39:30.000 It's been 100 days.

00:39:33.000 Proud boy's seen video tagging, but with bat.

00:39:36.000 She doesn't, is she an immigrant, Kelly Yell? 0.77

00:39:38.000 It's not a bat, it's a pole. 1.00

00:39:42.000 It was, you could have called it a baseball bat right around the time baseball was being invented.

00:39:47.000 Nobody talked about the fucking pole whacker guy in Kalamazoo. 0.99

00:39:51.000 Yeah, it's the craziest thing.

00:39:53.000 We're called violent because out of the hundred times you see violence on TV, one time it's proud boys fighting back.

00:39:59.000 And these aren't proud boys.

00:40:00.000 They're three percenters who are great guys.

00:40:03.000 But I'm realizing now proud boys is just an adjective for a patriot who, very patriotic Trump supporter who's willing to fight back.

00:40:12.000 A proud boy.

00:40:13.000 No, you need the shirt, dudes.

00:40:16.000 It's a club.

00:40:18.000 Okay, this is the guy with the bat.

00:40:20.000 Look at his bat.

00:40:24.000 Bonk.

00:40:26.000 But look at that.

00:40:27.000 Oh my God, I've never noticed that before.

00:40:30.000 The guy who gets hit with the bat isn't that guy on the ground.

00:40:34.000 Really?

00:40:34.000 Yeah, go back.

00:40:36.000 Make him full screen.

00:40:37.000 So he bonks someone's helmet with his pole, and then the other guy gets tackled, and I think he gets temporarily knocked out when he hits the ground, just like I did with jail.

00:40:48.000 Look, bonk with the black guy. 1.00

00:40:51.000 Oh, wait.

00:40:52.000 He runs away.

00:40:52.000 Oh, yeah.

00:40:54.000 Bonk on his helmet.

00:40:55.000 That guy's fine.

00:40:56.000 So just focus on that bonk for now.

00:40:59.000 He runs away.

00:41:00.000 He's just fine.

00:41:00.000 He's got a helmet on.

00:41:01.000 Got a helmet on.

00:41:02.000 So that's conflict one.

00:41:04.000 Now go back and now keep your eyes on the left.

00:41:06.000 So this asshole is being a dick.

00:41:09.000 They're there to stop the rally.

00:41:11.000 He shoves him.

00:41:11.000 He just pushes red guy.

00:41:12.000 He's unconscious for one second.

00:41:14.000 Hits him in the helmet.

00:41:14.000 Bonks him.

00:41:15.000 Bonk, bonk. 0.98

00:41:16.000 Gives him two good punches.

00:41:20.000 He's fine.

00:41:21.000 And leaves him alone.

00:41:22.000 National news.

00:41:23.000 Nobody world star stomps him.

00:41:26.000 Yeah, there's no world star.

00:41:27.000 Zero.

00:41:28.000 Zero.

00:41:29.000 He does have a Proud Boy's flag.

00:41:30.000 They're hitting him with some.

00:41:32.000 That is a Proud Boy's flag.

00:41:34.000 She gives him a little squirt.

00:41:36.000 Yeah.

00:41:37.000 You guys got away easy.

00:41:38.000 By the way, what did you go there for?

00:41:40.000 You went there for a fight.

00:41:42.000 This is mutual combat.

00:41:45.000 What did you go there to argue?

00:41:48.000 You went there to kick MAGA ass.

00:41:50.000 I believe they call it taking scalps.

00:41:51.000 And that's meant to mean beating up patriots and taking their hats.

00:41:57.000 This is violent.

00:41:58.000 You call that violent?

00:41:59.000 You ain't seen nothing yet.

00:42:01.000 Go to 1-3.

00:42:02.000 I think there's more of it there.

00:42:06.000 Oh my god, I just figured out what the dead animal smell is.

00:42:10.000 What?

00:42:13.000 What?

00:42:13.000 It's my shoes.

00:42:15.000 No, it's not.

00:42:16.000 Yes, because I was wearing no socks all summer.

00:42:19.000 And I would put Armenhammer baking soda in the shoes. 0.96

00:42:24.000 Oh my God, that's dank.

00:42:25.000 It doesn't even smell.

00:42:26.000 So it's baking soda, Armenhammer baking powder, soda, whatever you call it.

00:42:30.000 Yeah.

00:42:31.000 That crotch powder, that was in my shoes. 0.93

00:42:33.000 So it's resty feet, plus the powder is the same smell as a dead mouth.

00:42:38.000 It doesn't even sound like, it smells like feet at all.

00:42:39.000 It smells like mildewy cloth.

00:42:42.000 Yeah.

00:42:43.000 It is.

00:42:44.000 What the hell, man?

00:42:45.000 Oh, we solved that mystery.

00:42:46.000 Did I buy new shoes?

00:42:48.000 You're like, it's traveling with me everywhere I go.

00:42:50.000 I'm going to buy new shoes after this.

00:42:52.000 Nice.

00:42:52.000 Let's go shopping.

00:42:54.000 Born to shop.

00:42:55.000 Oh, you wearing your cons too?

00:42:56.000 Me too.

00:42:58.000 See, Kamala Harris is all over the news for wearing Chuck Taylors. 1.00

00:43:01.000 No?

00:43:02.000 Yeah.

00:43:04.000 She's wearing black low-cuts.

00:43:07.000 Folks, at home, you cannot wear any color of Chucks after the age of 32.

00:43:14.000 Girls get away with more than boys, but what, she's 60?

00:43:18.000 Those have to be white. 0.76

00:43:20.000 Are those knockoff chucks?

00:43:21.000 A grown man wears... 0.92

00:43:22.000 A grown person wears non-colored chucks.

00:43:25.000 Black chucks are from 0 to 20 years old. 0.98

00:43:28.000 Excuse me, chucks of color. 1.00

00:43:30.000 Chucks of color. 1.00

00:43:32.000 She's wearing American chucks of color.

00:43:37.000 So yeah, go to 1-3.

00:43:40.000 So this is a thread here, right?

00:43:41.000 Oh, yeah, so this is a whole thread of it.

00:43:47.000 Yeah, I kept saying these aren't Proud Boys, but I did see a Proud Boy flag.

00:43:51.000 So there's at least one.

00:43:53.000 But my big takeaway from this is who gives a fuck?

00:43:56.000 Like, how is this news?

00:43:58.000 They go there ready to fight.

00:44:00.000 It was a right-wing MAGA rally, and they got their asses kicked.

00:44:04.000 Like, this is high school-level importance.

00:44:08.000 When I went to the Earl of March High School, A.Y. Jackson used to come over to fuck with us, and we would fight them all the time.

00:44:14.000 It did not make national news.

00:44:17.000 There's no serious damage here.

00:44:19.000 Look at this.

00:44:22.000 Look at the way it acts.

00:44:24.000 What is it?

00:44:24.000 I think it's a chick.

00:44:25.000 Oh, dude.

00:44:27.000 And then they get arrested immediately.

00:44:29.000 How dare they?

00:44:30.000 The message that the media puts out is that Crowdboys and cops are best friends, which they are, but cops let them get away with this.

00:44:37.000 That's not true.

00:44:40.000 And it's frustrating, too, because we're the law and order club, and they throw us in prison.

00:44:46.000 Go to 1-4.

00:44:48.000 There's another misunderstanding here.

00:44:50.000 Yeah, Enrique goes, those aren't our guys.

00:44:52.000 And I go, I don't care.

00:44:54.000 What's the matter with what they did?

00:44:56.000 Someone picked their nose and someone called them a proud boy for picking their nose.

00:44:59.000 They just picked their nose.

00:45:00.000 This violence is the same importance as a nose picking.

00:45:03.000 So he, Enrique thought this was Anne insulting Proud Boys.

00:45:06.000 I absolutely positively would not want any of these Portland Proud Boys as my president.

00:45:12.000 In addition, Jack, I think Trump has done a wonderful job quelling 100 straight days of Antifa riots.

00:45:17.000 It's called sarcasm.

00:45:19.000 And Ann was banned for about five days for saying, someone said something about Kyle Rittenhouse.

00:45:31.000 I want him for my bodyguard.

00:45:33.000 And I think Ann Coulter retweeted that and said, I want him for my president.

00:45:37.000 That got her suspended. 0.97

00:45:38.000 So now she's saying, Oh, no, no, no, I would never say anything like that.

00:45:42.000 And she's sarcastically saying she loves the fucking proud boys and they've saved her life about twice.

00:45:47.000 And I was just thinking, Ron Hart, Max's defense lawyer in that trial, he should have brought Anne, who would talk about how they've protected her from violent Antifa many times.

00:45:58.000 And maybe the girls, the blondes in the jury would identify with her. 0.92

00:46:03.000 Maybe not.

00:46:03.000 They also have a poisonous hatred for her.

00:46:06.000 Yeah, that person.

00:46:07.000 They don't see her as a person.

00:46:09.000 They'd like her to die. 0.63

00:46:11.000 If Ann Coulter was like brained with a cinder block, people would make cinder block jokes.

00:46:17.000 It'd be a holiday.

00:46:18.000 It would be a t-shirt that had a cinder block that said like, bye-bye, Ann Coulter.

00:46:22.000 Yeah.

00:46:23.000 She's so nice, too.

00:46:24.000 She's the best.

00:46:26.000 She's also very tough, though.

00:46:29.000 Like, remember when I got in that fight with Robert Downey?

00:46:32.000 This was the guy, the old SNL writer.

00:46:33.000 He wrote all their funny stuff for 20 years.

00:46:35.000 And he called me during when the shit was going down with my house.

00:46:38.000 And he said, if there's anything I can do.

00:46:40.000 And I just had enough of platitudes.

00:46:42.000 And I yelled at him and said, don't give me fucking platitudes, Robert.

00:46:46.000 Oh, yeah, that's right.

00:46:47.000 And she brought that up recently.

00:46:48.000 And she goes, he's still shaking to this day.

00:46:55.000 Go ahead, take it.

00:46:57.000 Go to 1-6.

00:46:58.000 Yeah, he's the guy in the Eddie Murphy sketch who Eddie Murphy goes to buy a newspaper.

00:47:03.000 He wrote that sketch, but he's also the one where he gives him money.

00:47:06.000 He goes, what are you doing?

00:47:07.000 He goes, I'm giving you money for this newspaper.

00:47:10.000 And he goes, there's no one around.

00:47:12.000 Go ahead, take it.

00:47:12.000 And he goes, just take it.

00:47:15.000 Oh, okay.

00:47:18.000 That sketch is kind of a parody of how blacks see white America. 0.53

00:47:22.000 It's a very anti-BLM sketch.

00:47:25.000 What's this?

00:47:27.000 Oh, I love this one.

00:47:28.000 Let's do this.

00:47:29.000 Yeah.

00:47:29.000 Just choose, check, check, chill, check, chill.

00:47:31.000 Just don't police the protesters.

00:47:37.000 Really?

00:47:37.000 Yeah, we're back.

00:47:38.000 Really?

00:47:40.000 I was just hugging you.

00:47:41.000 Yeah, I know.

00:47:42.000 I just want to tell you.

00:47:43.000 Movesty! 0.66

00:47:45.000 I was just hugging you.

00:47:45.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:47:48.000 Isn't that great?

00:47:48.000 I was just hugging you.

00:47:49.000 She started out saying, you want to fight?

00:47:51.000 Let's do this.

00:47:52.000 She waved what looks like a dildo.

00:47:53.000 Show it one more time.

00:47:54.000 Is that a dildo she's waving?

00:48:01.000 What's a flashlight?

00:48:08.000 You want to fight?

00:48:09.000 Let's do this.

00:48:11.000 How about less than a fight?

00:48:12.000 I just arrest you.

00:48:13.000 Wait, what?

00:48:13.000 I was just talking.

00:48:16.000 It's about context, honey.

00:48:17.000 We wouldn't do that too if you were leaving Starbucks.

00:48:20.000 But here at the riot, 1-7.

00:48:24.000 This is funny.

00:48:25.000 This is a female cop getting shoved by Antifa. 1.00

00:48:29.000 Again, females on both sides should not be in this. 0.99

00:48:32.000 Female cops should not exist and they should not be at riots. 1.00

00:48:35.000 I'll say it once.

00:48:36.000 I'll say it a million times.

00:48:37.000 They are just human radios and they put our male officers in danger.

00:48:43.000 Sorry, ladies, but you end up escalating the situation. 1.00

00:48:47.000 Sometimes you're aware that you're not tough enough to take on this black guy beating his wife, so you overcompensate and act too tough. 0.88

00:48:55.000 And now the male officer is in danger.

00:48:57.000 Someone's going to grab a gun.

00:48:59.000 If you're not a big man who can take down a big man, get out of here.

00:49:03.000 That goes for Antifa, proud boys, cops.

00:49:06.000 Bye-bye.

00:49:07.000 It's a fight.

00:49:08.000 They're not for girls.

00:49:10.000 So watch this female cop get shoved. 1.00

00:49:23.000 Oh, wow.

00:49:24.000 But here's what's amazing about that.

00:49:26.000 And by the way, did you hear the narration?

00:49:27.000 She goes, they're spray-painting us.

00:49:29.000 Yes.

00:49:31.000 They're doing it.

00:49:32.000 They're graffiti on our faces.

00:49:33.000 We look awesome.

00:49:34.000 I feel like I'm promoting this book a little too much.

00:49:37.000 Let's get it out of here.

00:49:39.000 They're spray-painting us?

00:49:42.000 If you shove a male cop, he's going to get up and kick your ass, or he's going to get teased for the rest of his entire fucking career.

00:49:49.000 You'll notice she gets shoved and she just, oh well, I've been shoved.

00:49:53.000 Show it again.

00:49:54.000 What are you looking up?

00:49:56.000 That clip was taken from when they ran in there.

00:49:58.000 The cops ran in there with country music playing.

00:50:01.000 Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

00:50:08.000 So she's trying, she's useless at grabbing that person. 1.00

00:50:12.000 Someone shoves her down. 0.95

00:50:13.000 Oh, she was trying to arrest a woman. 0.99

00:50:14.000 A dude shoves her down. 1.00

00:50:14.000 And look, look, look. 1.00

00:50:16.000 She's looking at something and ow, that boy.

00:50:19.000 Oh, my bad's got rain.

00:50:21.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:50:22.000 I don't even think he meant to shove her.

00:50:24.000 No, no, she was arresting his girlfriend.

00:50:25.000 He's like, fuck off.

00:50:26.000 Yeah.

00:50:26.000 But he's like, oh, I didn't even push you that hard.

00:50:28.000 Didn't want you to fall over.

00:50:30.000 I just was trying to get your grip.

00:50:32.000 You fell?

00:50:33.000 You fell from that?

00:50:35.000 He's like, oh, oh.

00:50:39.000 Yeah, right before that, you didn't see that?

00:50:41.000 The cop started bumping country music.

00:50:44.000 To see if a horse ride a cowboy.

00:50:45.000 Have you noticed how bad women are at falling, too? 1.00

00:50:48.000 Yeah, they fall.

00:50:48.000 This is how women fall.

00:50:49.000 You ready?

00:50:52.000 They're just like...

00:50:55.000 When I heard about that woman who was killed in Central Park by a cyclist, I have to admit, part of me was like, you died from that?

00:51:02.000 Come on.

00:51:03.000 Like, it's deeking out of the way.

00:51:07.000 I got hit by a car on my bike once and I landed on my feet.

00:51:11.000 What is this now?

00:51:12.000 A really low-quality shitty compilation of women falling.

00:51:15.000 Okay, we're not doing that.

00:51:21.000 Oh, I wanted to cover that.

00:51:23.000 Maybe I'll do it later.

00:51:26.000 This is an interesting story about this black dude, light-skinned black dude, going through a neighborhood yelling White Lives Matter.

00:51:39.000 And it's interesting how many white people hate him for it and are giving him the finger.

00:51:44.000 Look at the icon.

00:51:45.000 Fuck you, White Lives Matter. 1.00

00:51:47.000 Like, talk about ethnomasochism.

00:51:49.000 So she's saying, fuck you, for saying White Lives Matter, and he's smiling at her. 0.55

00:51:55.000 White Lives Matter, bitch! 1.00

00:51:58.000 White Lives Matter!

00:52:01.000 White Lives Matter!

00:52:04.000 White Lives Matter!

00:52:05.000 Anybody that supports segregated safe spaces in our colleges is an un-American, bigoted, racist people.

00:52:12.000 Now, I would be mad if someone's yelling at me when I'm eating my lunch, but what's the matter with the fact that White Lives Matter is controversial should tell you everything you need to know about 2020.

00:52:22.000 What?

00:52:22.000 White Lives Don't Matter, brother?

00:52:24.000 Really?

00:52:25.000 They do.

00:52:25.000 Really?

00:52:25.000 Did I say anything?

00:52:26.000 Then why are you flipping me off?

00:52:28.000 White Lives Matter, live towards scum! 1.00

00:52:31.000 White Lives Matter, live towards scum. 1.00

00:52:33.000 White Lives Matter!

00:52:35.000 White Lives Matter!

00:52:37.000 Anybody that supports segregated safe spaces in our colleges that exclude white. 0.98

00:52:43.000 I guess our side can be annoying too.

00:52:47.000 Don't worry, this gets good.

00:52:51.000 Where is he?

00:52:56.000 It's like being Palm Springs or something.

00:53:08.000 Vineyard Vines, that's more of a Northeast thing.

00:53:12.000 White Lives Matter!

00:53:14.000 White Lives Matter!

00:53:15.000 Hampshire Montage.

00:53:17.000 Oh, 650.

00:53:20.000 What are you trying to look at?

00:53:23.000 Is the computer plugged in?

00:53:25.000 He's like, yeah.

00:53:26.000 Huh?

00:53:27.000 Computer.

00:53:29.000 I gotta turn off the.

00:53:32.000 Why'd you unplug it?

00:53:34.000 For the hard drive.

00:53:35.000 It requires a It's such a big hard drive, it requires a plug.

00:53:40.000 Alright, anyway, go forward in that sketch.

00:53:41.000 We're not gonna plug the computer in.

00:53:43.000 It's not important, dude.

00:53:43.000 It's not important.

00:53:44.000 It takes too much time.

00:53:46.000 Go back.

00:53:47.000 So this keeps going.

00:53:49.000 And then these kids decide they're gonna beat him up.

00:53:51.000 We're saying white lives matter. 0.98

00:53:53.000 Europeans ended slavery in the West and in America.

00:53:58.000 Slavery still goes on in places such as Lake.

00:54:02.000 As we've seen in the news recently, white lives matter and there's nothing wrong with saying that. 1.00

00:54:09.000 Be happy to be white. 1.00

00:54:10.000 Be proud of that.

00:54:11.000 That guy's gonna fight him.

00:54:12.000 Be glad to be white and love everyone.

00:54:15.000 Here comes our limptard right here. 1.00

00:54:17.000 Look at that.

00:54:18.000 White lives matter, bitch. 1.00

00:54:21.000 White lives matter. 1.00

00:54:23.000 Wait, are you going back to the beginning?

00:54:25.000 No.

00:54:25.000 White lives matter, brother.

00:54:27.000 There's nothing wrong with that, bro.

00:54:29.000 White lives matter. 1.00

00:54:30.000 Yes, come on, brother.

00:54:32.000 Spread it everywhere and tell everyone you know there's nothing wrong with being white. 0.93

00:54:37.000 Is this Joe Rogan catching me getting too into race?

00:54:41.000 Being white. 0.74

00:54:42.000 White lives matter. 1.00

00:54:44.000 White lives matter. 1.00

00:54:46.000 White lives matter. 1.00

00:54:47.000 650 is San Francisco.

00:54:51.000 Yes, boys.

00:54:53.000 We're out here confronting the Libtart scum. 1.00

00:54:56.000 The fucking filth is everywhere.

00:54:59.000 Woo! 0.99

00:55:00.000 What's up, little man?

00:55:01.000 Peace.

00:55:02.000 White Lives Matter. 0.65

00:55:04.000 White Lives Matter. 0.65

00:55:07.000 Woo! 0.99

00:55:08.000 He's very brave, this guy.

00:55:09.000 He's not worried about anyone jumping him or kicking his ass.

00:55:12.000 Yeah.

00:55:13.000 He's got balls.

00:55:14.000 Helps being a black guy. 0.96

00:55:16.000 Helps being a black guy, but something else helps what you're about to see.

00:55:21.000 Is this really long?

00:55:22.000 Where are we in?

00:55:23.000 We're about halfway in.

00:55:24.000 Oh, shit.

00:55:24.000 Okay, skip ahead.

00:55:34.000 An army of fucking go back.

00:55:36.000 Wait.

00:55:37.000 Oh, yes, boys.

00:55:40.000 Woo! 0.99

00:55:42.000 Fucking hell.

00:55:45.000 That was kind of British.

00:55:46.000 Fucking hell.

00:55:47.000 Libtard scum has to be confronted for the moment. 1.00

00:55:49.000 Gotta watch the language in front of the kids, though.

00:55:51.000 Libtards! 1.00

00:55:53.000 Libtards! 1.00

00:55:56.000 Yes, boys!

00:55:58.000 Fucking Libtards! 1.00

00:56:00.000 Woo! 0.99

00:56:02.000 Yes, indeed!

00:56:03.000 I think it's about to happen.

00:56:04.000 An army of fucking filthy limptards. 1.00

00:56:07.000 There they are.

00:56:09.000 You see them.

00:56:10.000 This is a good part.

00:56:13.000 This is where the conference is coming from.

00:56:17.000 Find someone to kick his ass for saying White Lives Matter. 0.99

00:56:21.000 Are you?

00:56:22.000 All right, you want to come running up?

00:56:24.000 Just see what happens, bitch. 1.00

00:56:26.000 Little Chinese motherfucker thinks he's going to run up. 1.00

00:56:29.000 Stand down, boy.

00:56:31.000 Stand down.

00:56:33.000 See this?

00:56:34.000 We don't fucking play on this channel.

00:56:36.000 Oh, he brandished a weapon.

00:56:37.000 Yes.

00:56:38.000 Oh, I see.

00:56:39.000 See, but it's go back.

00:56:40.000 It's fun seeing the guy run like I'm going to kick your ass.

00:56:43.000 And then he stops real fast.

00:56:46.000 No, he went back way too far, you fucking idiot.

00:56:49.000 Sorry, boys.

00:56:50.000 They're fucking scum.

00:56:51.000 There they go.

00:56:52.000 They watch the backpack guy running out the bike.

00:56:55.000 Yellow shirt.

00:56:56.000 Sorry, boys.

00:56:57.000 They're fucking scum.

00:56:59.000 Yellow shirt, yellow scum.

00:57:00.000 Oh, yeah, you're fucking dead.

00:57:03.000 I'm going to kick your fuck. 1.00

00:57:04.000 Oh, my God.

00:57:05.000 Come running up.

00:57:06.000 Let's see what happens, bitch. 1.00

00:57:08.000 Little Chinese motherfucker thinks she's going to run up. 1.00

00:57:12.000 Stand up, boy.

00:57:13.000 That's enough.

00:57:13.000 Okay, go to 1.9.

00:57:14.000 This black woman was saying, logic, it's seeping in. 1.00

00:57:20.000 And the logic is this place, BLM, this movement, wants to destroy the nuclear family.

00:57:27.000 They said that.

00:57:28.000 Who suffers the most?

00:57:30.000 No, that's a bad way to put it.

00:57:32.000 Who is suffering the most from not having a family unit?

00:57:37.000 Black Americans.

00:57:39.000 So they're an anti-black American group.

00:57:43.000 See, what you're doing is what they want you to do.

00:57:46.000 They want you to disrespect a black woman. 1.00

00:57:49.000 But let me tell you something, black man. 1.00

00:57:51.000 The only way you are useful to Black Lives Matter is when you're dead. 1.00

00:57:56.000 They don't care about you.

00:58:00.000 Sexy shoes.

00:58:02.000 This is very sexy speech.

00:58:04.000 I would never understand why a straight black man would push an organization that says they want to dismantle the black family when 67% of children are born to single-parent homes.

00:58:17.000 Things that make you sad.

00:58:18.000 I think it's 75%, my dear.

00:58:21.000 Born to single-parent homes.

00:58:28.000 It's just funny how you need to have a gun on you if you're going to say white lives matter. 1.00

00:58:35.000 Even if you're a black guy. 0.63

00:58:37.000 For black people to recognize that white lives matter, they had better be armed. 1.00

00:58:41.000 Hey, that chick looks like that meme where she's wearing that red dress and it says you're all racist on the eraser board, and then it has her PayPal below it. 1.00

00:58:52.000 Let's see.

00:58:56.000 All right, that's enough of that.

00:58:58.000 And then here's some black dudes who get it. 0.88

00:59:00.000 2-0.

00:59:05.000 From Tommy Robinson's parlor.

00:59:07.000 Look at these guys.

00:59:08.000 Tommy hasn't gotten back to me in forever.

00:59:11.000 Has he fallen in love with the G-Dog?

00:59:13.000 Is that even possible?

00:59:14.000 I think I'm at 100% friends that don't like me anymore, right?

00:59:18.000 I'm sure it's just...

00:59:20.000 He's got 10 different phones.

00:59:22.000 That's what it's got to be.

00:59:24.000 International calls are expensive.

00:59:27.000 Mega Hulk, you almost turned green over there.

00:59:30.000 Now I want to know.

00:59:31.000 He's in purple.

00:59:33.000 Purple.

00:59:34.000 What were you telling those guys?

00:59:36.000 Well, I was trying to get them to understand.

00:59:38.000 First, answer the question.

00:59:39.000 Because give him a question for him to answer.

00:59:44.000 Because Donald Trump is racist.

00:59:46.000 Well, how is he racist?

00:59:48.000 That's it.

00:59:49.000 These men say, I've seen him quoted saying some racist shit about black people.

00:59:53.000 Like what?

00:59:54.000 What?

00:59:55.000 Nothing.

00:59:55.000 You got nothing.

00:59:57.000 You keep saying, oh, I heard him say this.

00:59:59.000 You know what?

01:00:00.000 Just hold on a sec.

01:00:02.000 Who has said racial shit about black people?

01:00:04.000 And you find me some drunk redneck at a party who's 70 years old.

01:00:08.000 That doesn't count.

01:00:09.000 Like, who of consequence in anything remotely mainstream has said racial shit about black people?

01:00:16.000 I've heard anti-Semitism from Farrakhan and Ice Cube and that stupid kid.

01:00:22.000 What's his name?

01:00:22.000 Nick Cannon.

01:00:24.000 I've heard mainstream anti-Semitism, but like the problem with blacks is from anyone that's not a complete freak. 0.99

01:00:31.000 Give me an example.

01:00:33.000 That Biden clip.

01:00:35.000 Yeah, that's about as bad as it gets, but even that's not that bad.

01:00:39.000 You got to talk about that video.

01:00:41.000 That's it.

01:00:41.000 Oh, and they just repeat it and repeat it.

01:00:43.000 So I'm like, look, just answer the question.

01:00:45.000 But they can't answer the question because they have no facts on their side.

01:00:47.000 They have no facts.

01:00:48.000 They don't do any research.

01:00:49.000 They don't learn.

01:00:50.000 I'm hired to learn a few years ago, but he kept crying when he lost.

01:00:55.000 Yeah, no, he does not stand a chance against the G. I got worried I was going to break his arm.

01:01:01.000 You know, that'd be sad.

01:01:02.000 He's a good guy.

01:01:03.000 He's a good guy.

01:01:03.000 What they believe.

01:01:04.000 All they know is what the media narrative tells them to believe, and that's all they parry.

01:01:08.000 Organization is fake.

01:01:10.000 I personally believe that the BLM movement is fake.

01:01:13.000 It has nothing to do with advancing the lives of black people. 0.96

01:01:16.000 You say they want to break up the family homes.

01:01:19.000 Like their main goal is to break up the patriarchal nuclear family.

01:01:23.000 They want the men removed out of the family, which is what Democrats want also. 1.00

01:01:27.000 If BLM really cared about black lives, why would it be solely isolated to incidents where a black life is taken at the hands of a white cop?

01:01:35.000 That happens less than 1%.

01:01:36.000 Come on.

01:01:36.000 Now, wait, wait, wait.

01:01:37.000 Now, I like to equate this to, it's the same as if I was in a horrific accident.

01:01:41.000 I have a massive head wound.

01:01:43.000 I have a leg fracture and a scratch on my finger.

01:01:46.000 And here come the first responders, and they want to tend to the scratch in my finger.

01:01:50.000 And I'm telling you, what about the wound on my head?

01:01:53.000 What about my fractured leg?

01:01:54.000 That's what the BLM movement is.

01:01:56.000 They're tending to the scratch on my finger, and that's not even what it's about.

01:02:00.000 If you want to help us, let us tell you how you can help us.

01:02:03.000 Am I the only guy with a boner right now?

01:02:08.000 I'm a black American.

01:02:09.000 I'm a proud black American.

01:02:13.000 But the cut on your finger is perfect.

01:02:15.000 And I've heard them use the reverse analogy where they say, your house is deposit.

01:02:20.000 They go, you say, cancer is bad.

01:02:23.000 And then someone else goes, well, what about pneumonia?

01:02:26.000 Lots of people die from pneumonia too.

01:02:28.000 No, that doesn't count the numbers.

01:02:30.000 The scratch on the finger is a much better thing because we have 20 blacks killed a day in gang warfare. 1.00

01:02:35.000 And then we have fucking 12 unarmed blacks shot a year.

01:02:40.000 That's a scratch on a finger.

01:02:46.000 As you can see, black conservatism is the new punk rock. 0.97

01:02:48.000 You know what I mean?

01:02:51.000 What are the rebels?

01:02:52.000 Do you want to be cool?

01:02:53.000 Come join our cause, man.

01:02:54.000 One question.

01:02:55.000 Who are we voting for in 2020?

01:02:58.000 He just said conservatism is the new punk rock.

01:03:00.000 That's me.

01:03:01.000 Yeah.

01:03:02.000 I'm red-pilling blacks now. 0.97

01:03:04.000 What's next?

01:03:05.000 I got hipsters.

01:03:06.000 I got young people.

01:03:07.000 I got blue collars.

01:03:08.000 Now black dudes are quoting me. 1.00

01:03:11.000 You're welcome.

01:03:14.000 By the way, speaking of gang warfare, this really pisses me off.

01:03:19.000 Go to, jump ahead to 2-8.

01:03:27.000 Okay, so there was a sh- Jouvert is like a West Indian... 1.00

01:03:31.000 What is it called?

01:03:32.000 It's a Haitian, I think, parade.

01:03:36.000 And there's always brutal violence at it.

01:03:38.000 It's not cops' fault.

01:03:40.000 It's the rival gangs there.

01:03:42.000 And the gang members are like 13, 14, 15.

01:03:44.000 They're children.

01:03:46.000 So there was a, just turn this up.

01:03:48.000 So there was a shooting.

01:03:49.000 They didn't have the parade this year, but they had, they partied anyway.

01:03:53.000 And it was canceled.

01:03:54.000 So they ignored it.

01:03:56.000 And of course, all these gangs get together and decide to settle their old beefs in the parade where they're not going to get caught.

01:04:01.000 Perfect place to kill someone.

01:04:03.000 So that's the surface story.

01:04:05.000 And you hear that and you go, oh, that's terrible.

01:04:07.000 My fucking allergies are driving me nuts today.

01:04:10.000 Nice.

01:04:12.000 Looks nice.

01:04:13.000 Oh.

01:04:14.000 That's nice.

01:04:34.000 Really hamming it up, are they not?

01:04:38.000 Okay, go down.

01:04:40.000 So let's look at some of these pictures.

01:04:42.000 That's a six-year-old who was shot through the femur.

01:04:46.000 I want to come.

01:04:46.000 The femur, your femoral artery, that's almost as bad as getting shot in the heart.

01:04:50.000 You will bleed out like that.

01:04:53.000 So go back, go back, go up and go back.

01:04:57.000 Look at that.

01:04:57.000 Zoom in on that.

01:04:58.000 So that's his sister, right?

01:05:00.000 But it's basically his mother.

01:05:01.000 The age difference is big enough that she's responsible for him in many ways.

01:05:06.000 Okay?

01:05:06.000 She's hamming it up for the cameras, making sure sh everyone gets the shot in there.

01:05:11.000 Okay.

01:05:13.000 how about some culpability for the black moms? 1.00

01:05:17.000 There's an unpopular opinion coming up.

01:05:19.000 You know what time this was?

01:05:21.000 10.30, maybe?

01:05:23.000 3 a.m.

01:05:25.000 Now, I used to wake up my kids in the middle of the night because I had a guy dressed as Santa, and they were fucking zombies.

01:05:32.000 So I would pick them up, go, look, Santa's there.

01:05:35.000 And they go, uh-uh.

01:05:37.000 3 a.m. is meant to be late for a child.

01:05:39.000 That kid is six.

01:05:41.000 Kids should be in when it's dark out.

01:05:44.000 We could talk about 15-year-olds, 16-year-olds, maybe.

01:05:47.000 They're on their bikes and they got lights on their bikes and they're driving around the suburbs, maybe.

01:05:50.000 Not in gang territory, like this.

01:05:53.000 Not during Jolette, like this.

01:05:57.000 If you want to go party at Jolette, then get a babysitter or something.

01:06:01.000 That's the sister. 0.88

01:06:02.000 That's one of the sisters, not the crying sister. 0.95

01:06:04.000 But again, hamming it up.

01:06:06.000 Why did you allow your six-year-old brother to be out on the streets?

01:06:11.000 That's another woman, right? 1.00

01:06:12.000 She was out with her little kid.

01:06:14.000 He was shot.

01:06:15.000 A separate thing.

01:06:16.000 And now she's the victim.

01:06:18.000 No, it's your fault.

01:06:21.000 It's your fault.

01:06:23.000 Why are your kids out?

01:06:24.000 A six-year-old should be winding it up around 7 p.m.

01:06:30.000 Come inside when it's dark.

01:06:31.000 Wind it up 7 p.m.

01:06:33.000 Maybe have a bath, right?

01:06:34.000 Mom reads you a story at 8.

01:06:36.000 You should be asleep by 8.30 p.m.

01:06:39.000 Every time I go through the hood late at night, South Bronx, Harlem, New York City, I see little fucking kids, black kids, all over the place. 1.00

01:06:48.000 I don't think they have a clock.

01:06:49.000 I don't think, I think the way these kids are raised is the sun just goes up and down in the background.

01:06:55.000 And you just wake up when you're awake and you go to bed when you're tired.

01:06:58.000 And there's a lot of action happening at night, so you tend to stay up with the grown-ups.

01:07:02.000 You know, in the hood, Dominicans, they celebrate Christmas 24th all night.

01:07:08.000 So the kids, they're sleeping by the tree.

01:07:10.000 They're not allowed to open their presents till midnight.

01:07:13.000 So the kids are playing with their toys from midnight to 3 a.m.

01:07:16.000 That's fucked up.

01:07:17.000 Kids shouldn't be up that late.

01:07:19.000 Why was your child...

01:07:21.000 Imagine it happened to some suburban white person.

01:07:24.000 Their child was up at 3 a.m. and got shot during a fucking gang war.

01:07:28.000 Imagine I told you that.

01:07:30.000 Hey, my youngest got shot.

01:07:31.000 Oh, really?

01:07:31.000 Where was he?

01:07:32.000 Oh, it was 3 a.m.

01:07:33.000 We were in the barrio.

01:07:36.000 We were in East Harlem.

01:07:37.000 People go, what the fuck were you doing there?

01:07:40.000 At 3 a.m., you're basically asking for it.

01:07:42.000 Yeah, that is weird that it's just accepted.

01:07:46.000 Dave Chappelle even has a bit on like how common it is to see just like a baby on the street.

01:07:50.000 Be like, hey, baby, what are you doing?

01:07:52.000 And the kid's just like, shut the fuck up.

01:07:55.000 It's just, yeah, you would see that.

01:07:57.000 You know what happens with my mom? 1.00

01:07:59.000 It's like you'd be out somewhere and then you're supposed to go home, but she gets a little saucy. 1.00

01:08:03.000 So now you're just out all night and they forget that you're a child.

01:08:07.000 You don't forget your son's a child.

01:08:09.000 In fact, there was some local TV network in New York that had noticed this issue and they said, it's 10 p.m.

01:08:16.000 Do you know where your children are?

01:08:17.000 I remember that.

01:08:17.000 Remember that?

01:08:18.000 Oh, yeah.

01:08:19.000 So I'm not saying we have to arrest these women, but how about something a little less than chronic ass-bleeding sympathy for this woman? 0.99

01:08:28.000 How about a few questions like, what was he doing there?

01:08:33.000 And then, how about the mothers of the 15-year-old gangbangers? 1.00

01:08:36.000 That was the Crips.

01:08:37.000 New York City is basically all bloods, but there's maybe, out of bloods and crips, it's like 10 to 1.

01:08:43.000 But it was some Crip and some other, they were called like the Fountain Kings, or I forget what they're called.

01:08:48.000 It was some gang beef.

01:08:50.000 So surely at this stage, you know, there's going to be gang beef.

01:08:55.000 And fucking, they're going to retaliate.

01:08:59.000 So don't have a kid anywhere near that festival.

01:09:02.000 Don't have him at the Puerto Rican Day parade.

01:09:04.000 Don't have him at the Caribbean parade.

01:09:05.000 They're dangerous places.

01:09:10.000 So yeah, I think in that picture, she's being overly dramatic.

01:09:13.000 And I think she should be going, what the fuck have I done?

01:09:16.000 What have I done?

01:09:17.000 And I don't care that it's the sister.

01:09:20.000 If you're in the hood, you're probably doing as much child rearing as your mom.

01:09:25.000 And you should be making sure your six-year-old is safe at home.

01:09:35.000 I saw this reminds me of, I get accused of calling Jada Pinkett Smith a monkey, and I've explained the joke before.

01:09:42.000 This actually came up in Max and John's trial.

01:09:44.000 Do you like what he calls black people monkeys?

01:09:46.000 He never did that.

01:09:47.000 The joke was my son, when he was five, we'd watch nature documentaries, and he thought that the animals in it were actors.

01:09:57.000 So like when you see an elephant, it's a professional acting elephant who's in a movie because actors are in movies, so this must be an actor.

01:10:04.000 And then we were watching this thing on Capuchin monkeys.

01:10:06.000 We had seen two, and he thought he was recognizing one from the other documentary.

01:10:10.000 And he goes, oh, that's my favorite monkey actress.

01:10:13.000 And so around the same time, Jada Pinkett Smith did this big thing about how Oscar's so white.

01:10:19.000 And I was joking around that pretending that America is as racist as she thinks, and it's not.

01:10:27.000 And they see her as a monkey actress.

01:10:29.000 So I said, yeah, she's my favorite monkey actress. 0.93

01:10:33.000 Obvious silly joke.

01:10:34.000 Doesn't really deserve to be come up.

01:10:35.000 But speaking of blacks hamming it up, there's a new rule here. 1.00

01:10:42.000 Go to 2.6.

01:10:46.000 There's a new rule that you can only get an Oscar if your movie is inclusive.

01:10:56.000 And then Kirsty Alley says, can you imagine telling Picasso what had to be in his fucking paintings?

01:11:00.000 So now the Oscars are dealing with this problem of Oscar so white and changing the rules. 0.85

01:11:09.000 Now, here's a weird thing.

01:11:11.000 And we talked about this during the Jada Pinkett Smith thing.

01:11:13.000 This is today's news or yesterday's news, but the Oscar so white thing was from like four or five years ago.

01:11:20.000 This is like, go up.

01:11:22.000 She's right.

01:11:22.000 This is a disgrace to artists everywhere.

01:11:24.000 Can you imagine telling Picasso?

01:11:25.000 You people have lost your minds.

01:11:26.000 Control artists, control individual thought, Oscar Orwell.

01:11:29.000 I've been in the motion picture industry for 40 years.

01:11:31.000 The Academy celebrates freedom of unbridled artistry expressed through movies.

01:11:35.000 The new rules to qualify for best picture are dictatorial.

01:11:39.000 Dictatorial.

01:11:40.000 Dictatorial.

01:11:41.000 Dictatorial.

01:11:42.000 Anti-artist.

01:11:43.000 Hollywood, you're swinging so far left, you're bumping into your own dick, I assume.

01:11:47.000 Ass.

01:11:49.000 You can't say ass.

01:11:54.000 But we looked into this when it first happened.

01:11:57.000 About 14% of Oscars are awarded to blacks, and that's what they represent in the population.

01:12:03.000 In fact, I'm kind of suspicious of that because it's very rare that someone's talent is exactly the same as their representation in the population.

01:12:14.000 Short, fat Chinese guys are probably 2% of the population. 1.00

01:12:19.000 They're 0% of the NBA.

01:12:22.000 So it's something, it should get your, it should prick up your ears when someone is in the pizza pie of a field exactly as they are in the population.

01:12:34.000 But go to this.

01:12:34.000 I don't usually cite YouTubers, but I couldn't find the exact original chart for all this.

01:12:42.000 So just this one part.

01:12:43.000 First, I looked at the overall population of the United States by ethnic percentages.

01:12:48.000 63% of the U.S. population is white.

01:12:50.000 13.2% is black.

01:12:53.000 17% is Hispanic.

01:12:55.000 And 4.7% Asian.

01:12:57.000 Over the past 20 years, 12.5% of Oscar recipients in the acting category have been black.

01:13:04.000 While 13% of the general population is black, a difference of less than 1%.

01:13:10.000 Compare that with 4%.

01:13:12.000 0.5% off.

01:13:14.000 I've never seen something so accurate, which implies that they're getting more Oscars than they should.

01:13:20.000 I think if you want to get Oscars up, why don't you talk to some of these moms and sisters who let their kids out at 3 a.m. and then start overacting when they're shot?

01:13:30.000 Go back to that picture.

01:13:32.000 Look at that.

01:13:36.000 Like, you fucking bitch. 1.00

01:17:11.000 days ago how trump's view of the military seems to echo sunny corleon god keep going there's more and then here he is talking to about his interview with obama sense of where he thinks the u.s is headed china represents a threat and an opportunity in his mind i mean this goes to his general predisposition toward dealing more with asia and less with with the middle east this is the

01:17:41.000 pivot to to asia but he clearly hasn't been able to pivot as much as he would have liked no well this is the point you know once i i i mean i turned to him once and i mean because i i like movies as much as he does um i turned to him once were you guys on a road trip like thelma and louise it wasn't during an interview where were you just playing golf no no no i he stays at my house we're roommates and we both love movies like what a what a queer thing to say this is what i hated about obama's presidency is not so much Obama,

01:18:11.000 but the sycophants who kissed his ass and pretended they were friends. 0.68

01:18:15.000 Barry.

01:18:15.000 I call him Barry.

01:18:16.000 I turned to him once.

01:18:17.000 No, dude, you were interviewing him for The Atlantic.

01:18:20.000 You didn't turn to him.

01:18:22.000 He loves movies as much as I do.

01:18:24.000 That's also just made up.

01:18:25.000 He has no idea what Barack Obama thinks about films.

01:18:28.000 Since he clearly hasn't been able to...

01:18:30.000 As much as he does.

01:18:32.000 And I know that he's a fan of the Godfather movie.

01:18:34.000 There's a moment when Michael Corleone, who's trying to be legitimate, realizes that the mob will always have him pulling him back.

01:18:41.000 And he says, just when I, and I mentioned this scene, and I said, you know, and Michael Corleone says, just thought I was out.

01:18:49.000 And Obama finished the sentence.

01:18:51.000 They pulled me back in.

01:18:53.000 And I think that's the way he understands the Middle East, which is there are.

01:18:57.000 Like, we're up against children.

01:18:58.000 That is embarrassing.

01:18:59.000 They willfully ignore the truth and they don't just bend their own version.

01:19:04.000 They just completely fabricate shit.

01:19:06.000 Like this David Cross thing, the Lincoln Project just videoized.

01:19:11.000 Do you know what I'm talking about?

01:19:13.000 Yeah.

01:19:14.000 No, you don't.

01:19:14.000 I've seen that thing.

01:19:15.000 No, you haven't.

01:19:16.000 Well, I scrolled past it.

01:19:17.000 I didn't watch it.

01:19:18.000 I'll show you.

01:19:18.000 Oh, okay.

01:19:28.000 Okay, this is a fun little video put together by the Lincoln Project.

01:19:32.000 The Lincoln Project is a bunch of tiresome never-Trumpers, including that unemployed egg face, Rick Wilson, and Kellyanne Conway's grumpy husband.

01:19:43.000 And what they do is they just shit on Trump and they get money from the left because, ooh, even Republicans hate him.

01:19:50.000 Like these guys are Republicans.

01:19:52.000 They're rhinos, okay?

01:19:53.000 They're rhinos.

01:19:54.000 So what they do is they kiss the ass of the uninformed left and use that as more leftist propaganda.

01:20:01.000 So Sarah Silverman is forwarding this.

01:20:04.000 I can recognize the voice.

01:20:05.000 It's my old pal, David Cross, literally my old pal.

01:20:09.000 And I just wanted to go through it.

01:20:10.000 Now, Ryan, be ready to fucking pause because this is a run-on sentence and every second of it is jam-packed with errors.

01:20:20.000 So let's just go through it.

01:20:22.000 I am starting to regret my vote for Trump.

01:20:27.000 I know.

01:20:29.000 I bought land with this guy.

01:20:31.000 We built homes together.

01:20:33.000 He was my best friend, inseparable pals.

01:20:35.000 And obviously, we never agreed politically, but that was fun arguing about it and stuff.

01:20:41.000 I managed to convince him that immigration is a problem. 0.80

01:20:43.000 It took me a year and a half to convince him that open borders are bad.

01:20:47.000 And then as soon as I stopped pushing it, he went back to open borders.

01:20:52.000 So I don't know if lefties and righties can be pals.

01:20:56.000 Especially this lefty and this righty.

01:21:01.000 You guys, I know.

01:21:03.000 I can overlook, and I'm okay with the blatant racism.

01:21:07.000 But stop.

01:21:08.000 Okay, blatant racism.

01:21:09.000 Now, you can't really cite David for these pictures because the Lincoln Project added to this.

01:21:14.000 So we don't know what David's example of blatant racism would be.

01:21:18.000 I'm sure it's fucking bullshit because he's not racist.

01:21:22.000 But this picture is a full-page ad that he took out in the New York Times.

01:21:28.000 Because it has writing around the side of it, it must be an article about this picture.

01:21:32.000 But this was a full page in the Times about the Central Park V. Or as MSNBC calls them, the exonerated five.

01:21:40.000 Yes, they were exonerated by bullshit evidence.

01:21:44.000 There is a mountain of evidence against the Central Park Five.

01:21:48.000 The best they could do on their own before any of this bullshit, before Netflix did a series where they had them in sweater vests carrying their little clarinet boxes, was, he didn't rape her.

01:21:58.000 He just held her legs down while the other guys raped her. 1.00

01:22:01.000 They beat the living shit out of her. 0.93

01:22:03.000 Five men did.

01:22:04.000 Yes, a lunatic confessed to it later.

01:22:07.000 A fucking mentally ill retard. 1.00

01:22:09.000 We had tons of evidence.

01:22:11.000 Oh, you didn't have DNA.

01:22:12.000 They didn't do DNA back then.

01:22:14.000 They framed themselves, those fuckers.

01:22:17.000 They said things like, I just took her Walkman and touched her tits a little bit. 1.00

01:22:20.000 This woman who's still suffering from brain damage from that, what was that, 35 years ago? 1.00

01:22:28.000 She still has trouble from the beating that was so severe they thought she was dead.

01:22:31.000 We've talked about this a million times.

01:22:33.000 And Coulter's written about it extensively.

01:22:35.000 It is very clear that they were guilty.

01:22:36.000 If you don't think they're guilty, you have not looked into it.

01:22:39.000 Even the tapes where you see this so-called interrogation, it's clear that they are guilty.

01:22:45.000 And as you sit here and call it racist to criticize the Central Park V, I want you to remember the woman who does seminars now for neurologists to talk about brain damage.

01:22:58.000 I want you to think about her the next time you say it's racist to criticize gang rape, which is what this is saying.

01:23:05.000 Okay, go another millisecond.

01:23:07.000 Crass sexism.

01:23:08.000 Stop.

01:23:10.000 See, this is really the problem with nerds and this Warren Trump.

01:23:14.000 And it's why most beta males and people who don't really get laid hate him.

01:23:19.000 Because he represents proud 80s sexuality.

01:23:23.000 This is the way it was back then.

01:23:25.000 You'd grab a girl's ass voluntarily. 0.99

01:23:27.000 You wouldn't do it if they didn't let you.

01:23:30.000 That's coming up later.

01:23:32.000 But you thought hot girls at Hooters were hot. 0.94

01:23:34.000 You enjoyed Hooters.

01:23:35.000 Beta male comedians don't like Hooters.

01:23:38.000 They don't like strip clubs. 1.00

01:23:39.000 They don't like girls in high-heel shoes. 0.99

01:23:41.000 They think they should wear comfortable shoes.

01:23:42.000 Why be uncomfortable?

01:23:43.000 They're not sexual beings.

01:23:45.000 When I was a kid in the 80s, Burt Reynolds was in Playgirl with all his fucking chest hair hanging out.

01:23:50.000 You want to fuck me.

01:23:51.000 I'm hot.

01:23:52.000 Sex was, it was ironically very sex positive.

01:23:56.000 The nerds, when they do sex positive, it's like polyamorous and five ugly dudes with one fat chick, and then she gets pregnant and the other guy kills the baby and just like depraved sexuality is the sexuality.

01:24:09.000 Back in the 80s, and when Trump says make America great again, he means the 80s.

01:24:14.000 He means hot chicks.

01:24:15.000 The only time you see a woman strut like she used to in the 80s is when it's a fucking drag queen. 1.00

01:24:19.000 Remember we were talking about that?

01:24:21.000 What was her name?

01:24:22.000 She was on the cover of some Laverne Cox.

01:24:24.000 I saw her in some commercial for some, I don't know, burger or some shit. 0.50

01:24:27.000 And I'm seeing these high-heeled boots and I go, oh, women are Back. 1.00

01:24:30.000 They're sexy again.

01:24:31.000 They realize, no, it's a dude.

01:24:33.000 I'm looking at a fucking dude's high-heeled boots.

01:24:36.000 So, crass sexism is just really nerd talk for normal, libidinous men and women who enjoy being beautiful.

01:24:46.000 It used to be the norm.

01:24:47.000 Let's make it the norm again.

01:24:50.000 And the deranged narcissism.

01:24:53.000 Okay, that's almost a point.

01:24:55.000 Like, I'll give you, I'll give you a 0.5 for that.

01:24:58.000 So, out of this litany, we're at 0.5.

01:25:01.000 But can you be a president of the United States without being a deranged narcissist?

01:25:05.000 And David would fucking blow Obama on a regular basis.

01:25:11.000 My God.

01:25:12.000 We didn't speak after Obama was elected because I said something like, he's not the Messiah, guys.

01:25:19.000 Chill out.

01:25:20.000 And David put some comment on my website, like, I guess I'm never coming here again, something like that.

01:25:25.000 I'll go to any other millions of sites just like it.

01:25:28.000 I was like, what?

01:25:29.000 What the fuck are you doing?

01:25:32.000 And Obama was the king of narcissism.

01:25:35.000 Look at Michelle Obama.

01:25:36.000 She just finished a book called Becoming Michelle.

01:25:41.000 It might as well be called me.

01:25:43.000 So narcissism and politics are inseparable.

01:25:46.000 It's Hollywood for ugly people. 0.99

01:25:48.000 And it seems to me that it's a strange thing to pick up, to pick at.

01:25:52.000 You know what I mean?

01:25:54.000 This is going to come up later, too.

01:25:55.000 So I'll give you a 0.5 because, yeah, talk to Coulter.

01:25:58.000 The me, me, me stuff does kind of get annoying to us conservatives.

01:26:02.000 But you'll notice anytime there's a valid complaint here, it'll be a complaint that conservatives, sorry, not lefts also make.

01:26:10.000 Pandering the Nazis. 0.52

01:26:12.000 Pause.

01:26:14.000 By the way, not left sort of sounds like nut left.

01:26:16.000 It makes me think of my left nut.

01:26:18.000 Which I'm fine with.

01:26:19.000 It's like Proud Boys.

01:26:21.000 I like the name.

01:26:22.000 I like even this humor in it.

01:26:26.000 D's nuts.

01:26:28.000 We don't have to go over this, do we?

01:26:30.000 He said there was two things happening in Charlottesville.

01:26:33.000 One was the illusion, and that was this is just about statues.

01:26:37.000 It's what they tried to sell me on.

01:26:39.000 And I smelled a rat and said, fuck you, I'm not going, nor are Proud Boys.

01:26:43.000 After that, it was the Jews will not replace us, the Tiki torching and all that, which no Proud Boys did. 0.99

01:26:50.000 No Proud Boys did any of this.

01:26:53.000 So Trump shows up, and he realizes we're about to get into a civil war, which we're in now.

01:26:58.000 So he predicted this.

01:26:59.000 And he thought, if I just say, fuck these assholes, we got to get them on the streets.

01:27:04.000 These are all Nazis, which is not true.

01:27:07.000 Then it's really going to, we're going to have rioting everywhere.

01:27:09.000 So he says, look, this is a little more nuanced.

01:27:12.000 Okay.

01:27:13.000 There was an event before that.

01:27:15.000 There was the guys who were there for the statues.

01:27:18.000 There were the people there who didn't want the statues.

01:27:20.000 Okay, that's a valid argument.

01:27:22.000 And I still think it's valid.

01:27:23.000 I'm on the side of don't touch the statues, but I get the argument.

01:27:26.000 And as a Canadian, maybe it's not my place to talk to you about slavery.

01:27:32.000 But so he was saying those people had good people on both sides.

01:27:35.000 Then he said there was also the bad people.

01:27:38.000 Now he's talking about this, the second event.

01:27:40.000 And the bad people here were the fucking Antifa lunatics and these Nazis.

01:27:45.000 He disavowed, criticized, said these people are bad several fucking times.

01:27:52.000 It's like the David Duke thing where they go disavow him.

01:27:54.000 He goes, I don't know David Duke.

01:27:56.000 They go disavow and disavow.

01:27:57.000 Eventually he goes, okay, yeah, you got me.

01:27:59.000 I don't like David Duke.

01:28:00.000 And they go, it took him way too long to disavow.

01:28:03.000 So there was zero pandering to Nazis.

01:28:07.000 Zero.

01:28:08.000 I noticed this, by the way, just pause.

01:28:11.000 I said once, when I was in Israel, we were at the Holocaust Museum, and the guide said, he's showing us all the shoes and the books of the dead Jews.

01:28:20.000 And he goes, and there are people out there who deny that this ever happened.

01:28:24.000 And it bothered me that he didn't know the argument of the Holocaust deniers.

01:28:28.000 And their argument, which I don't advocate, their argument is, no, they were not gassed.

01:28:34.000 And there was not 6 million.

01:28:36.000 It was about 300,000.

01:28:38.000 And they were starved to death by the Allies bombing the infrastructure.

01:28:41.000 And they couldn't get the POWs food.

01:28:43.000 And they starved.

01:28:44.000 I don't believe that.

01:28:45.000 But that's what they believe.

01:28:47.000 And after making that, saying what I just said, now I'm called a Holocaust denier sympathizer, or I sympathize with Holocaust deniers.

01:28:58.000 So what they've done is they've just turned the Nazi thing into this goopy tar, like venom. 0.68

01:29:05.000 And when you touch it, even to say, go away, it gets on your hands and then it's on your shirt.

01:29:10.000 Now you're got the Nazi tar all over you.

01:29:12.000 The Nazi tar. 0.55

01:29:15.000 Supporting pedophiles.

01:29:16.000 Look, when you're a fucking billionaire, you appear at parties with billionaires.

01:29:21.000 It's a very small group of people.

01:29:24.000 I think Mar-a-Lago is $50,000 to join.

01:29:27.000 You have to verify that.

01:29:29.000 And Trump's attitude, and this is why the real old money rich hate him, is that he said, if you got the money, you're in.

01:29:36.000 So he ended up with, that's kind of a side thing.

01:29:40.000 He ended up with Catholics and Jews and blacks. 0.99

01:29:42.000 And a lot of the old school wasps didn't like him because he took away the elitism of country clubs.

01:29:48.000 He's Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack, okay?

01:29:51.000 He's gauche.

01:29:52.000 He's from the hood.

01:29:53.000 He's from Queens.

01:29:54.000 So people don't like him being with the elites.

01:29:57.000 But anyway, so that's a separate thing.

01:29:59.000 So here he is with the elites, and he's posing in photographs.

01:30:02.000 One of, I would probably conservatively say, one of a million photographs of him.

01:30:08.000 Now, the truth is about Gelaine Maxwell and Epstein is that he didn't want Epstein at Mar-a-Lago.

01:30:16.000 Epstein had done something really gross and weird, like grab a masseuse's ass, and not in a cool way where she was into it, but in a bad way. 0.96

01:30:25.000 Not in a they let them, but in a they don't let them concept, right?

01:30:28.000 Which apparently David is very, he hates blatant sexism.

01:30:33.000 So he should have been real mad when he discovered that Epstein was molesting the masseuse at Mar-a-Lago.

01:30:39.000 Donald Trump found out, booted Epstein.

01:30:42.000 Get the fuck out of here, pig. 1.00

01:30:43.000 And when Epstein came up later, Trump clearly was excited that Epstein was getting in the news because he said, oh, Clinton is, there's going to be some problems there.

01:30:53.000 Going to be some problems.

01:30:55.000 Because he knew that Clinton had been going to pedophile island.

01:30:57.000 Like, look at this.

01:30:58.000 Supporting pedophiles.

01:30:59.000 And Again, David didn't choose these pictures, but supporting pedophiles, he clearly means Epstein right there, right?

01:31:05.000 Clinton was Epstein's best pal.

01:31:08.000 How many times did he go to that fucking rape island?

01:31:10.000 29?

01:31:12.000 And your criticism is that, well, Trump was even more in bed with him.

01:31:15.000 Look, he's in a photograph with him.

01:31:18.000 No, he booted him out, and your boy Clinton blew him. 0.50

01:31:22.000 Not literally.

01:31:24.000 Boarding pedophiles and proudly bragging about being a sexual predator.

01:31:30.000 Can you believe we're still going with this fucking?

01:31:32.000 I honestly am surprised.

01:31:34.000 I'm hard to shock.

01:31:35.000 I'm very hard to shock.

01:31:37.000 But I am shocked that we are still talking about that stupid joke on the motherfucking bus.

01:31:46.000 Can you believe it?

01:31:49.000 Can you believe it?

01:31:50.000 All right, let me explain to people who have never been in a similar situation.

01:31:55.000 He's with little tiny Billy Bush, whatever his name is, right?

01:31:59.000 Trump's the big dude.

01:32:00.000 He's got the reputation.

01:32:02.000 When you're in a situation like that and you're really tall and the guy's short and you're a winner and the guy's kind of a loser, you want to sort of break the ice.

01:32:10.000 So instead of saying, hello, Billy, let's get this interview going, you want to break it down and show that you're a dude.

01:32:16.000 You're just a regular guy.

01:32:17.000 So what do you do?

01:32:18.000 You can riff about shitting.

01:32:20.000 That's a good one.

01:32:21.000 You can be like, oh, fuck.

01:32:22.000 Shit, my pants last night, which we see George Brett do, right?

01:32:25.000 That's a good way to bond explosive diarrhea.

01:32:28.000 So much lettuce in the bowl that you could eat it and it would be like eating a salad.

01:32:32.000 It wouldn't even be gross.

01:32:33.000 That's a good riff, right?

01:32:34.000 Another way to demean yourself is sex.

01:32:37.000 And you say, I fucking hit on her so many times, nothing.

01:32:40.000 And in that riff, you'll hear him say, I bought her furniture.

01:32:43.000 I bought her all this stuff.

01:32:44.000 And then I realized, this isn't going anywhere.

01:32:45.000 She doesn't want to fuck me. 1.00

01:32:46.000 He said something like that in that same thing.

01:32:48.000 So it's about demeaning me, right?

01:32:51.000 And then putting you up.

01:32:52.000 So now we're equal.

01:32:53.000 Now we can riff.

01:32:53.000 Now we can, the interview is going to be more fun.

01:32:56.000 Part of this riffing is he talks about this weird phenomenon with groupies, which do exist.

01:33:02.000 I know it's hard for the left to understand, but there are millions of women dying to fuck Donald Trump. 1.00

01:33:07.000 It's true of all rich and powerful people.

01:33:10.000 It's true of all famous people, really.

01:33:12.000 You see these guys get laid.

01:33:14.000 Look at any remote celebrity.

01:33:15.000 He's got some totally hot chick. 0.78

01:33:17.000 I don't get it, but it's a thing.

01:33:20.000 Okay?

01:33:20.000 Same with bands.

01:33:21.000 The drummer of a band has a woman dying to fuck him just because he's in the band, right?

01:33:26.000 And what do they do?

01:33:27.000 They want you to grab them by the pussy. 1.00

01:33:29.000 I've done it when I was single.

01:33:30.000 When girls were into me because of vice and shit like that, they come up and I would grab them by the pussy because they wanted me to. 1.00

01:33:35.000 And they'd go, oh.

01:33:37.000 We'd make out.

01:33:38.000 I'd grab their asses. 0.99

01:33:39.000 It's just what groupies do. 0.99

01:33:41.000 So he's laughing with Billy, who's probably also experienced it on a much smaller scale.

01:33:46.000 And he's going, these women, yeah, you grab them by the pussy. 1.00

01:33:49.000 They let you.

01:33:51.000 They let you.

01:33:53.000 That's different from grabbing a woman's pussy. 1.00

01:33:56.000 And this silly little quip to break the ice became legislation in the less mind where Trump was telling everyone to grab every single girl's pussy from birth to death. 0.51

01:34:08.000 Like at the march, you saw six-year-old girls.

01:34:11.000 Like, no one's touching my pussy. 0.89

01:34:14.000 Thanks.

01:34:16.000 Thanks for the wake-up call.

01:34:19.000 And openly cheating your employees.

01:34:22.000 This is something that even the right gives him shit for, Charles Murray and stuff like that.

01:34:26.000 Charles Murray's a never-trumper because he says he fucks over contractors.

01:34:30.000 Do me a favor.

01:34:31.000 Build in Manhattan, David or Lincoln Project.

01:34:35.000 I've built stores, restaurants in Manhattan proper.

01:34:40.000 It's a fucking nightmare.

01:34:42.000 This is how it works, okay?

01:34:43.000 You get a contract, you work at a deal, it's 10 bucks to build this.

01:34:49.000 I'm obviously lowering amounts of money.

01:34:52.000 Which probably wasn't even 10 bucks before Manhattan was non-native.

01:34:56.000 Anyway, it's 10 bucks.

01:34:58.000 You get the bill.

01:34:59.000 It's 13 bucks.

01:35:01.000 You go, what the fuck is this?

01:35:02.000 They go, sorry, there was extra costs.

01:35:03.000 I had to knock out a window.

01:35:05.000 You go, fuck you. 0.98

01:35:06.000 And you pay them 11.

01:35:08.000 They sue you.

01:35:09.000 Just before you go to court, you pay 12.

01:35:11.000 They didn't get their 13.

01:35:13.000 You didn't get your 10.

01:35:14.000 That's the way it works.

01:35:15.000 Manhattan has not changed since the gangs in New York.

01:35:17.000 It's constantly ratzo-rizzo, wheeling and dealing, lying. 0.99

01:35:21.000 In fact, when you buy something, when you do a deal for 10 bucks in Manhattan, you know in your mind that it's going to be more like 11 or 12.

01:35:29.000 So this really means $10 is the base.

01:35:32.000 So that's the way it works.

01:35:33.000 And then he gets a bad reputation.

01:35:34.000 Oh, he doesn't pay people.

01:35:36.000 Yeah, you can't pay people what they ask because it's ripoff central.

01:35:39.000 Haven't you heard of like the mob hiring people to just sit there on a job site?

01:35:44.000 All of that corruption that goes on in construction?

01:35:47.000 Are you familiar with the Jacob Javits Center on the West Side Highway?

01:35:50.000 That was completely run by the mob.

01:35:52.000 The people who built that got fucked up the ass.

01:35:55.000 JFK, LaGuardia, all of these stories.

01:35:58.000 Look at the fucking Freedom Tower.

01:36:00.000 What was that?

01:36:00.000 $5 billion over budget?

01:36:03.000 It took 13 years to build?

01:36:05.000 The Empire State Building and the, what's the other one?

01:36:09.000 The Chrysler Building.

01:36:11.000 They were built in a year and a half during the Depression.

01:36:14.000 Under budget.

01:36:15.000 Okay?

01:36:16.000 That was a freak anomaly.

01:36:18.000 The story of New York is Jacob Javits, airports, all these other places where they have mafia guys sit there and do fuck all.

01:36:25.000 So the only way to almost get a fair deal is to appear to fuck over your employers.

01:36:31.000 Now, this Trump University thing, I don't think David's alluding to that, but that's another piece of intense retardation that I'll just put on the Lincoln Project. 1.00

01:36:39.000 Yes, it's not actually a university.

01:36:42.000 Nor is Prager University.

01:36:45.000 Nor is Monsters University in that stupid Monsters Inc.

01:36:50.000 movie.

01:36:50.000 Is that where they go?

01:36:50.000 Monsters You?

01:36:52.000 Nor is the place I take my kids to bounce up and down, Bounce You.

01:36:56.000 Okay?

01:36:57.000 It's a floral word for a fun course that what's the course about, by the way?

01:37:02.000 It's about helping people make money in real estate.

01:37:05.000 It's about enriching their lives.

01:37:07.000 What is your course?

01:37:10.000 Mocking the disabled. 0.99

01:37:11.000 Pause.

01:37:14.000 All right.

01:37:16.000 They found a reporter, right, who had talked about Trump, who does have a gimpy little lobster claw, like his mom took thalidomide.

01:37:27.000 But it's not easy to find a picture of this guy.

01:37:30.000 Usually, when you see him, which is how Trump saw him, it's just the byline picture.

01:37:35.000 So you just see it like this.

01:37:38.000 Now, so Trump didn't know that the guy he's mocking happened to be disabled.

01:37:44.000 Trump, we've seen montages of this where he does it about everyone.

01:37:49.000 He has mocked people for being flustered and going, oh, I don't know what's going on a million times.

01:37:55.000 It's the character he does for someone out of their league, out of their depth, out of their breadth, who just goes, oh, what's happening?

01:38:04.000 It's his go-to thing for someone who is not even retarded, but frantic. 0.99

01:38:11.000 And then you had Meryl Streep pretending that he was mocking the disabled.

01:38:15.000 Do you think anyone is stupid enough to go, I'm handicapped?

01:38:20.000 Even if you did think that, you would only do it in the privacy of your own room.

01:38:24.000 You wouldn't go on a national stage and go, did you see this guy?

01:38:27.000 He's got a fucked up arm.

01:38:29.000 Why should we listen to him?

01:38:30.000 He's all like, I have a fucked up arm.

01:38:32.000 Like, do the math.

01:38:34.000 You might do that if you're seven.

01:38:36.000 Probably not.

01:38:38.000 Five, I could see.

01:38:39.000 Six is getting a little old to go, ugh.

01:38:45.000 Idiotic.

01:38:46.000 Do the math with these things.

01:38:49.000 And praising murderous dictators.

01:38:51.000 All right.

01:38:53.000 Our fear with North Korea was that they were going to bomb South Korea.

01:38:59.000 The guy has been impossible to speak to because he's an absolute mental patient in a country that is a mental institution.

01:39:07.000 We literally have the lunatics running the asylum in North Korea.

01:39:11.000 Trump was the first president who was able to go over there, calm him down, pat him on the back, and say, see, he's a nice boy.

01:39:18.000 Good boy, good boy.

01:39:19.000 You're not going to be bombing anyone.

01:39:21.000 He put out that fire with his kind benevolence.

01:39:24.000 He was not praising Kim Jong-un.

01:39:26.000 He's criticized their human rights record constantly.

01:39:28.000 What he did was over there is just like a rabid dog, he went, good boy, good boy.

01:39:33.000 And then he established with that rabid dog that it's going to be in big trouble if it fucks with anyone.

01:39:39.000 He put Kim Jong-un in his place.

01:39:41.000 The only possible reaction for Trump's visit to North Korea is, thank you.

01:39:46.000 And from Trump, you're welcome.

01:39:48.000 He put out a fire by being kind, but being strict.

01:39:53.000 Tough love is what North Korea got.

01:39:56.000 Not love.

01:39:58.000 Okay, so this is just like, look, there's so many lies.

01:40:02.000 It's the New York Times, Trump's lies.

01:40:04.000 And the lies are things like, their favorite one is that he said he had a bigger turnout than Obama.

01:40:10.000 And I don't think he did.

01:40:11.000 He was wrong there.

01:40:13.000 But no one mentions how people showing up to see Trump's inauguration were harassed by Antifa lunatics and lefties that day.

01:40:22.000 So it wasn't easy to get there.

01:40:24.000 There was fucking monoclonal, and you've seen these monocomaniacs.

01:40:26.000 They've been burning down Portland for the past hundred days.

01:40:28.000 So you know what they're capable of.

01:40:30.000 So that's just one example.

01:40:32.000 But people don't get the New Yorkers, and I'm surprised David doesn't.

01:40:37.000 The difference between lying, lying is censored.tv has 100,000 subscribers.

01:40:44.000 That's a lie.

01:40:45.000 Okay.

01:40:48.000 Bullshit is censored TV's got billions and millions of subscribers, right?

01:40:52.000 That's bullshitting.

01:40:54.000 When he says he could shoot someone in the middle of 42nd Street and get away with it, that's bullshitting.

01:40:58.000 It's an exaggeration.

01:40:59.000 It's New York talk.

01:41:00.000 It's fun.

01:41:01.000 It's how people talk in bars.

01:41:03.000 He knows that you can't literally go, he can't literally go pew and kill a man and get away with it.

01:41:10.000 Again, do the math, obviously.

01:41:11.000 So most of these are horseshit, but I can't refute them when they're just fuzzy gray lines.

01:41:16.000 But the big picture is what this pathological lying is, it's mostly just New York bullshitting and it's never a valid bona fide falsity like Obama does when he pretends that Benghazi was about a video.

01:41:29.000 That's lying.

01:41:38.000 Pause.

01:41:38.000 I don't know what penny vindictive cruelty, petty vindictive cruelty is.

01:41:42.000 That doesn't mean anything, right?

01:41:43.000 That's just bad words, which is fine.

01:41:46.000 You're doing stand-up.

01:41:47.000 You're just going to say that's bullshitting, basically.

01:41:50.000 This is, you know, he just got called lying.

01:41:52.000 They just called bullshit lying.

01:41:54.000 This is bullshit.

01:41:54.000 Staggering ineptitude.

01:41:56.000 That doesn't mean anything.

01:41:58.000 The staggering ineptitude.

01:42:00.000 The unapologetic corruption.

01:42:02.000 Pause.

01:42:02.000 Like, what is that?

01:42:03.000 And why is the Lincoln Project using Goya?

01:42:06.000 It's corrupt that the president supports a corporation where the CEO got a lot of shit for supporting him.

01:42:14.000 How is that corruption?

01:42:16.000 Is he giving Goya some sort of tax-free status?

01:42:20.000 Unapologetic corruption.

01:42:21.000 No idea what that means.

01:42:22.000 Give me an example.

01:42:24.000 The man is the opposite of corrupt.

01:42:26.000 He's draining the swamp.

01:42:27.000 Why do you think the world is burning right now?

01:42:30.000 Why do you think there is so much apoplectic hysteria?

01:42:36.000 Because Trump is the first one to just pull the plug out of the bottom and go, let's drain this swamp.

01:42:41.000 Let's get rid of all this bullshit.

01:42:43.000 You know how many votes he got in Washington, D.C.?

01:42:45.000 2%.

01:42:46.000 That means tons of Republicans voted against him.

01:42:49.000 You know why?

01:42:49.000 Because they work in D.C. and they know he's going to fire their ass.

01:42:55.000 And the nepotism, the Muz. 1.00

01:42:57.000 Okay, nepotism.

01:43:00.000 Yes.

01:43:01.000 That's valid.

01:43:02.000 What the fuck is Ivanka Trump doing in the White House? 1.00

01:43:05.000 So you started with the 0.5.

01:43:07.000 You're now at 1.5.

01:43:08.000 Congratulations.

01:43:09.000 However, Ann Coulter, who I keep mentioning in this because she's my favorite Trump critic from the right, was furious about Ivanka and didn't want to see Donald Trump anywhere.

01:43:20.000 What are you doing?

01:43:21.000 It broke?

01:43:22.000 Oh.

01:43:25.000 Don't go look up other stuff.

01:43:26.000 I just want to keep that there.

01:43:29.000 Yeah, so the one time you have a valid criticism, it's one of your 1.5 so far, is something that the not lefts have been saying for a long time.

01:43:38.000 We're not a monarchy.

01:43:40.000 We don't vote for a king.

01:43:41.000 We don't want a prince and a princess.

01:43:43.000 That's not how that works.

01:43:44.000 George Bush Jr., George W. Bush, we didn't want him in.

01:43:49.000 Conservatives, he was on the cover of the American Conservative wearing a sombrero.

01:43:52.000 We didn't want him in there either.

01:43:54.000 We don't like this whole idea of nepotism and you hiring your kids.

01:43:59.000 So the one thing you get, the right already hates.

01:44:04.000 Go ahead.

01:44:06.000 Why did you leave?

01:44:10.000 Nepalism and the people who are in the Nazis and supporting pedophiles and proudly bragging about being a sexual predator and openly cheating your employees and mocking the disabled and praising murderous dictators and the constant pathological lungs. 0.89

01:44:23.000 Keep going, Bet.

01:44:31.000 Okay, and now we're going to go to mobtise.

01:44:35.000 I haven't really heard that before.

01:44:37.000 He looks really fucking young in this picture, but that's part of politics is mob ties.

01:44:42.000 Forget the jump cut.

01:44:43.000 This is fine.

01:44:44.000 That's part of politics.

01:44:45.000 This is fine.

01:44:46.000 And wait, I'm just repeating myself.

01:44:50.000 Getting my own words caught into my wood chipper of a mouth.

01:44:55.000 Did you feel that way about Kennedy?

01:44:56.000 I've never heard you criticize JFK's mob ties.

01:44:59.000 JFK's father, Joe Kennedy, was not loosely tied to the mob.

01:45:05.000 He was the mob.

01:45:07.000 He is a stalwart, stationary, key figure in the American mafia.

01:45:15.000 The mob was formed.

01:45:17.000 Obviously, they're old Italian, but the real, the energy, the nuclear power plant of the mob was illegal booze during Prohibition. 0.87

01:45:24.000 That was Joe.

01:45:25.000 He focused on, I believe, Scotch.

01:45:27.000 That was his.

01:45:28.000 And he made a fucking fortune bringing in Scotch from Canada.

01:45:32.000 Scotch or whiskey, I can't remember.

01:45:34.000 And then he used that money and his influence with the unions to get JFK elected, his son.

01:45:40.000 We've seen the mob throughout history.

01:45:43.000 And Trump is probably the least associated with the mob in history.

01:45:48.000 And if that is your beef, then you must be all about JFK.

01:45:52.000 See, this is what bums me out about these people is they pretend they have a thing, like I hate blacks being killed.

01:45:58.000 George Floyd, Trayvon, that's my thing.

01:46:00.000 Black Lives Matter.

01:46:01.000 Oh, okay.

01:46:01.000 So you must be obsessed with the 20 that are killed a day in gang warfare.

01:46:06.000 No.

01:46:07.000 I'm a feminist. 1.00

01:46:09.000 I believe women have a right to choose. 1.00

01:46:10.000 Oh, so you must be obsessed with the Muslim invasion in Minneapolis, in what's it called?

01:46:18.000 Dearborn, Michigan.

01:46:20.000 You must be obsessed with the burqas and all this bullshit Muslim oppression of women in Britain, in Islam in general. 1.00

01:46:27.000 No, I don't care about that.

01:46:32.000 Your beef seems somewhat myopic.

01:46:34.000 Or even, like I said to Will Summer, I go, so you're against hate, right?

01:46:37.000 So what about the black Hebrew Israelites and radical nation of Islam, anti-Semitism?

01:46:44.000 What about all that hate?

01:46:44.000 And they go, oh, that's not my beat.

01:46:47.000 So it's just whites who hate?

01:46:48.000 Yeah, basically.

01:46:50.000 Oh, okay.

01:46:50.000 So you must do the Aryan nations and all these white power biker gangs and the white power gangs in prison.

01:46:57.000 No, no, no, not that.

01:46:59.000 Oh, so just Trump fans who said the N-word when they were drunk at a party in 1991.

01:47:04.000 That's really your...

01:47:06.000 It's very specific, is it not?

01:47:08.000 It's almost like you're a bullshit artist, a fucking liar, whose only role is to sabotage the DNC's number one enemy.

01:47:17.000 That's really what all this is about.

01:47:22.000 Pause.

01:47:23.000 Yeah.

01:47:24.000 Again, New York talk.

01:47:25.000 Someone was there fucking shit up.

01:47:26.000 I think he said he's likely to get punched in the face.

01:47:29.000 Let's rough him up.

01:47:30.000 This is a world, and maybe this was said before America was burning, where all the left talks about his violence.

01:47:37.000 We've shown montage after montage of Eric Holder saying, when they go low, we kick them.

01:47:41.000 And we need to be out in the streets and we need to punch Nazis.

01:47:44.000 Nazis mean anyone who supports Trump.

01:47:46.000 Fight, fight, violence, violence, violence.

01:47:48.000 But when someone cracks a joke at someone who was there to sabotage a rally, oh, you're encouraging violence.

01:47:55.000 That's like MS-13 going, those guys were encouraging shootings and drug dealing.

01:48:01.000 And that's fucked up.

01:48:06.000 Same one.

01:48:06.000 That's a tax dollars.

01:48:08.000 Oh, you can't go back and forth, right?

01:48:10.000 The theft of our tax dollars.

01:48:11.000 So what he's talking about there, I think, is back when Trump was a developer, he would avoid paying like $400 million in tax and $200 million there and declare bankruptcy and stuff.

01:48:21.000 That's how you do business in New York.

01:48:23.000 You declare bankruptcy if everyone's declaring bankruptcy.

01:48:26.000 If that's what's going on, you follow the pattern to make the money.

01:48:29.000 It's fucking brutal.

01:48:30.000 I lost, our stores didn't do well.

01:48:32.000 I think we broke even with the stores.

01:48:34.000 I lost like 10,000 bucks with owning a restaurant there.

01:48:37.000 It's really, really hard.

01:48:39.000 I'm never doing it again.

01:48:40.000 I would never have a store in Manhattan or a restaurant in Manhattan ever again.

01:48:43.000 It's fucking cutthroat.

01:48:45.000 But I think a lot of these elitists, and it's strange calling David an elitist because he grew up poor, but he certainly is acting like one now.

01:48:54.000 They don't really get that when you say someone avoided tax dollars, we think it's cool.

01:49:00.000 Like black rappers and black actors seem to always be going to jail for it because they're not good at it. 1.00

01:49:06.000 But when we hear about that, we don't go, that dick Wesley Snipes didn't pay his tax.

01:49:10.000 We go, you got caught, dude.

01:49:12.000 So it's used as an insult and it's meant to appeal to voters as an insult.

01:49:18.000 But when voters hear that you got away with not paying the government $400 million, they think that's great because they know what happens, money.

01:49:25.000 Remember, we lost a pallet of, I think, something like $3 billion in cash in Iraq.

01:49:30.000 Money going to the government doesn't go to a road.

01:49:33.000 It doesn't become a pencil for a poor kid in East Harlem school.

01:49:38.000 It becomes some fucking rich asshole's salary.

01:49:42.000 We don't want any money going to the government.

01:49:44.000 So ripping them off and taking away our tax dollars, good work.

01:49:49.000 Love it.

01:49:50.000 Pay off your mountain of debt and or go off.

01:49:53.000 Pause.

01:49:53.000 Paying off your mountain of debt.

01:49:55.000 Again, he doesn't understand how business works and how all businesses have debt.

01:50:04.000 Did I mention the relentless lying?

01:50:05.000 You're a liar.

01:50:06.000 You did mention it, actually, but without any examples.

01:50:09.000 And then just look at this one.

01:50:10.000 Being a white nationalist.

01:50:13.000 I knew David.

01:50:14.000 I met David in 2001, I believe.

01:50:17.000 Trump was famous back then.

01:50:19.000 He's always hated racists.

01:50:21.000 I think he's traumatized because he was a New York Jew who went to high school in the South.

01:50:25.000 So they're like, we got a guy from New York City here, boys.

01:50:28.000 So he has this real aversion to rednecks.

01:50:30.000 So, anything remotely white nationalist, redneck, it really triggers him.

01:50:34.000 I never heard him mention Trump back then.

01:50:36.000 Trump only became a racist after he was president.

01:50:39.000 Being a white nationalist.

01:50:40.000 What does that mean?

01:50:41.000 White nationalists, demonizing immigrants.

01:50:44.000 Pause.

01:50:45.000 So, this must be the old.

01:50:48.000 What is it now?

01:50:49.000 A lot of them are rapists?

01:50:51.000 A lot of them are rapists.

01:50:53.000 And he was talking about the illegals who come across the border, not Mexicans in general.

01:50:58.000 And Vincente Fox, when he was president, he made it very clear that they don't have room in their prisons.

01:51:03.000 The Mexican prisons are unfathomably bad. 0.99

01:51:06.000 In fact, the guy we had, what's his name, Da Cenquenta, the detective who was chasing a man for 50 years, that guy went to jail in Mexico and he put up his hands and said, hi, I shot a cop in the States.

01:51:17.000 I should probably be extradited to an American prison.

01:51:19.000 That's how bad Mexican prisons are. 0.90

01:51:21.000 You die to go to an American prison. 0.95

01:51:25.000 So Vincente Fox said, let's, instead of dealing with these criminals, let's just export them, send them over the border.

01:51:31.000 They were handing out little cartoons, little comic books, because illegal immigrants tend to be stupid, saying, here's how much water you can take, and here's where you get a coyote. 1.00

01:51:41.000 Coyote is the guy who takes them across, of course.

01:51:44.000 These coyotes are rapists.

01:51:45.000 Something like 80% of the women who go across get raped by the coyotes.

01:51:49.000 When I said that to a girl in some video, she thought I meant the animal.

01:51:54.000 They are animals, actually.

01:51:58.000 And rape is so prevalent with the illegals when you're going across the border that women take birth control pills on their way. 0.99

01:52:06.000 In fact, they don't even really see it as rape because it's part of the culture.

01:52:10.000 And to go a little farther, rape in Mexico is kind of different.

01:52:14.000 George Lopez has this bit about how in America you can rape your wife, but in Mexico, your wife has a headache and you just roll over on her side and go, sucks to be you. 0.93

01:52:23.000 And as he says that, the whole audience is screaming, laughing, clapping, because that's how we do.

01:52:29.000 The age of consent, there's 12, guys.

01:52:31.000 It's a different culture.

01:52:32.000 But anyway, ignore that whole Mexican culture thing I'm saying. 1.00

01:52:36.000 Trump was talking about illegals and a massive, disproportionate number of them are rapists.

01:52:41.000 This was Vincente Fox's plan, what, 20 years ago?

01:52:45.000 Just keep sending our thieves, our miscreants, our pedophiles, our rapists. 1.00

01:52:49.000 So Trump said they're not sending their best, which is a fact.

01:52:53.000 It's not a meritocracy-based illegal.

01:52:55.000 They don't send their brain surgeons over the border, right?

01:52:58.000 And he said they're sending criminals, they're sending rapists.

01:53:01.000 That became, just like the grabbing the pussy thing, that became Mexicans are rapists. 1.00

01:53:08.000 Demonizing immigrants. 0.98

01:53:09.000 No, he was demonizing illegal immigrants, and he was right. 1.00

01:53:16.000 The obvious disregard of the Bill of Rights.

01:53:18.000 This one is bizarre.

01:53:20.000 The left hates the Bill of Rights.

01:53:22.000 In fact, they've said many times, the First Amendment, Second Amendment, they don't like the First Amendment.

01:53:26.000 They enjoy this left-wing big tech censorship, right?

01:53:29.000 They enjoy seeing people like me banned.

01:53:32.000 And they make no bones.

01:53:35.000 What's the word I'm trying to say?

01:53:37.000 They don't hesitate to make it very clear that they want to take our guns.

01:53:42.000 They used to say, no, no, it's just like ARs and it's just this certain clip.

01:53:46.000 And it's just that thing, the thing that makes it go.

01:53:50.000 Yeah, the bump stock.

01:53:51.000 It's just the bump stock.

01:53:52.000 And then later they've said, no, it's your guns.

01:53:56.000 We're here to tread on you.

01:53:58.000 So to accuse Trump of hating the Bill of Rights, you guys, I don't even think, I think David should consult the other lefties and so should the Lincoln Project and say, where are we on the Bill of Rights?

01:54:09.000 Is that a da-da-ba-dee-ba-dee? 1.00

01:54:11.000 Because I think most of them would go didibibide.

01:54:14.000 Definitely when it comes to one and two.

01:54:16.000 They're not exactly known as the Guns and Free Speech Party.

01:54:20.000 So that one was a weird one.

01:54:21.000 So far, what we have is 1.5.

01:54:23.000 Narcissism and nepotism.

01:54:28.000 Oh, God.

01:54:29.000 This one kind of shocked me.

01:54:30.000 Are there still liberals out there pushing the Russia thing?

01:54:33.000 I thought that was embarrassing.

01:54:35.000 That was proven to be a nothing burger by everyone, including lefties.

01:54:40.000 We're all on the same page with Russia. 0.93

01:54:43.000 It's bull shit.

01:54:45.000 So I'm a little surprised that this is still coming up.

01:54:47.000 Maybe I'm naive, but I remember when I would watch CNN as a joker at an airport, it would be Russia, Russia, Russia.

01:54:53.000 They've stopped.

01:54:54.000 They realized they went down the wrong hole with that.

01:54:58.000 By the way, lefties, careful when you go too close to the Russia thing because you're going to get into collusion, you're going to get into spying, and you're going to discover that Obama was spying on Trump.

01:55:08.000 And that looks very bad for you guys.

01:55:10.000 So I would avoid pedophile stuff and Russia stuff because you end up getting your hands caught in the blender. 0.92

01:55:20.000 We had men lying about, lying about it, the collusion with our sworn enemy and the sword enemy of democracy.

01:55:25.000 All right, so that's enough.

01:55:26.000 What's really going on here is we had a strange cultural shift in the 80s where we gave nerds like David attention.

01:55:35.000 And I was one of the, I guess I was both a nerd and a jock at the same time because as a punk rocker, you're an outcast and jocks don't like you.

01:55:42.000 But as someone who's fighting Nazi skinheads every weekend, you kind of have some balls. 0.69

01:55:47.000 So it's a strange place to be.

01:55:49.000 Anyway, being in that world, I learned to like nerds.

01:55:52.000 They were cool and weird and funny and they were smart and they could solve problems and they were like nerds, like Revenge of the Nerds, Square Pegs, all of that stuff.

01:56:01.000 So up until the early 90s, Indie Rock, Weezer, I'm a nerd, just like Buddy Holly.

01:56:09.000 We're all nerds and we're really groovy guys.

01:56:11.000 And we went, okay, you know what?

01:56:13.000 You're kind of fun.

01:56:14.000 I'm mad at the jocks for wedging you guys.

01:56:16.000 And the jocks went, just give it time. 0.74

01:56:19.000 Give it time.

01:56:19.000 He's going to get on your nerves.

01:56:21.000 Wrong.

01:56:22.000 Then with power, what happens with power?

01:56:24.000 Power corrupts.

01:56:26.000 Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

01:56:28.000 And with their power, they became the same cocksuckers that they were criticizing before. 0.99

01:56:33.000 They started to shit on people.

01:56:34.000 They started to control people.

01:56:36.000 They started to want people banned.

01:56:38.000 They started calling everyone Nazis.

01:56:40.000 They started making up shit like we just saw here.

01:56:43.000 They started demanding more bathrooms, demanding money for sex changes.

01:56:46.000 We need the rights.

01:56:47.000 We need a writers' union so we can bore everyone to death with articles about Drag Queen Story Hour. 1.00

01:56:54.000 And then we realized you guys are way bigger assholes than these so-called bully jocks from Cobra Kai that we were dealing with in the 80s.

01:57:02.000 So Trump came along and said, all right, nerds, you're getting out of control.

01:57:05.000 We're going back to meritocracy.

01:57:07.000 I'm not going to wedgie you, but I'm not going to get too worried if you do get wedgied.

01:57:10.000 And that's when they had a meltdown.

01:57:12.000 It's like Steve Bennett said, they're not going to give it up without a fight.

01:57:15.000 And I think what we're seeing now, especially with comedians and Hollywood types, is actually not Hollywood types.

01:57:21.000 When I think of Hollywood types right there, I was thinking of like Patton Oswald and Judd Appetow and the nerds who made it big.

01:57:27.000 But with that group, they're realizing that it's going back to the days where we wedgied them and they can't fucking take it.

01:57:34.000 So at the end of the day, all of this hatred for Trump is really just hatred of jocks and a fear of the reinstatement of the wedgie. 0.64

01:57:42.000 It's a wedgie that I welcome with open arms. 0.99

01:57:54.000 Someone's going to make good cross this stupid heart.

01:57:58.000 It's like becoming Michelle.

01:58:01.000 It's sort of like, you know, Jessica Krug, I don't think we mentioned this.

01:58:04.000 The reason she came out and said I was pretending to be black is because she got caught and was about to blow up.

01:58:10.000 It was a preemptive strike.

01:58:11.000 But even before I knew that, I could tell in the whole like, I cancel myself thing, it's more me, me, me, me, me.

01:58:17.000 There's another great book, I'll make book of the day called The Advocate about this mass murderer in Switzerland who kept, he wanted to be, work for the United Nations and he, he got, he couldn't make it in law school.

01:58:31.000 So he just kept going and lied and all his friends thought he was going to class, but he wasn't registered.

01:58:37.000 And he went to graduation, threw his thing in there, and then he kept borrowing money from friends and saying he was brilliant in the stock market, but he would go to the United Nations and just eat a sandwich in his car and drive back home.

01:58:46.000 Eventually, it started to unravel.

01:58:48.000 So he killed everyone.

01:58:49.000 His in-laws, his grandparents, his wife, his kids, and then sort of himself, but he put himself near the window where he could be rescued.

01:58:58.000 Anyway, whoa.

01:59:00.000 You're reading it and you're like, I can't wait for him to get his comeuppance, for it to all blow up at his face.

01:59:04.000 But then when he got caught, he also made it about him.

01:59:07.000 And he said, I'm a born-again Christian now.

01:59:10.000 And then all these local Christians went, wow, if Christ can save someone so evil, Christ's power is infinite. 0.91

01:59:19.000 So they would go visit him in prison and kiss his ass.

01:59:22.000 And this is her, Jessica Krug.

01:59:24.000 There's no comeuppance with these people, these compulsive liars.

01:59:27.000 Now she's like a hero.

01:59:29.000 Now it's so brave that she, what did that guy, that serial rapist, the corrections officer, Reuben Elon, he came, he called it extreme ownership.

01:59:40.000 And all the housewives go, it's so brave of you to own the fact that you used to rape a lot of prisoners. 1.00

01:59:48.000 We can't win in their minds.

01:59:49.000 They can't lose in their minds.

01:59:51.000 So I give up.

01:59:52.000 Silent apartheid is not just racial and demographic.

01:59:55.000 It's also political.

01:59:58.000 All right, let's check out some letts, shall we?

02:00:00.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

02:00:05.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailback.

02:00:10.000 Let me touch it.

02:00:17.000 Huh.

02:00:18.000 I saw this interesting thing when we looked up Richard Prince.

02:00:22.000 One of his things was just printing Instagram pictures, but he says, I had, this is Richard Prince talking, I had limited technical skills.

02:00:29.000 Actually, I had no skills.

02:00:31.000 I played the camera.

02:00:32.000 I used a cheap commercial lab to blow up the pictures.

02:00:34.000 I never went into a dark room.

02:00:36.000 Prince's lack of skill didn't stop him from picking apart the Marlboro, Marlboro, I can't say that word, Marlborough man, aka the Pinnacle of American Masculinity, prompting everyone around to pause their internal question, what is art?

02:00:50.000 I sucked.

02:00:51.000 I don't know why I became so popular.

02:00:53.000 You're part of a pyramid scheme, sir.

02:00:58.000 All right.

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02:01:01.000 Yes.

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02:01:34.000 So, yeah.

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02:01:38.000 My gosh.

02:01:40.000 This is from Carrie.

02:01:41.000 This might be ancient Chinese secret by now, but I was watching this shitty movie and you popped up in it. 1.00

02:01:47.000 And you're a cop.

02:01:49.000 Caller that gets murdered.

02:01:51.000 Lucky day, Amazon Prime.

02:01:52.000 Time coats.

02:01:53.000 Don't bother, Ryan.

02:01:54.000 It's one of these things where it's just a guy who has Ray-Bans and a beard, and that means we're clones.

02:02:00.000 Which is so annoying.

02:02:02.000 Wow.

02:02:03.000 Separated at birth.

02:02:07.000 IG Dog and Rye Guy.

02:02:09.000 Is Ryan Long gay?

02:02:12.000 No.

02:02:12.000 He has a raspy voice that's a little higher than usual.

02:02:16.000 Probably the same height as mine.

02:02:18.000 But he is with lady.

02:02:22.000 Although he canceled a date the other night to watch himself on GOML.

02:02:26.000 Really?

02:02:27.000 Yep.

02:02:27.000 And guess what his favorite part of the show was?

02:02:29.000 Was that?

02:02:30.000 The jingle we just heard.

02:02:32.000 The mailbag song.

02:02:33.000 He said, my favorite part was the Ryan Has No Dad jingle.

02:02:36.000 Nice.

02:02:37.000 But he spelled it jungle by accident.

02:02:38.000 Uh-oh.

02:02:39.000 And I said, the Ryan Has No Dad jungle is called the South Bronx.

02:02:45.000 I wasn't in the South Bronx.

02:02:47.000 You weren't?

02:02:47.000 Nah, nigga.

02:02:49.000 Co-op City.

02:02:49.000 It's like North Bronx.

02:02:51.000 Oh.

02:02:51.000 It's a Bronx.

02:02:52.000 No, no, it's nice.

02:02:54.000 There is a Jessica Krug in every Jew. 1.00

02:02:57.000 Whoa.

02:02:58.000 It's literally in the Times of Israel.

02:03:00.000 Is Times of Israel left or right?

02:03:02.000 Fucking, the lefties in Israel are...

02:03:06.000 They should just...

02:03:06.000 They're basically Nazis.

02:03:08.000 They want the wall to be gone.

02:03:10.000 They talk about Palestine all the time.

02:03:12.000 They do nothing but bash Israel.

02:03:14.000 Like, you think ethnomasochism is bad here?

02:03:17.000 Check out Liberal Israelis. 1.00

02:03:20.000 Wow.

02:03:25.000 That's a Gary's mailbag.

02:03:26.000 We'll move on from that.

02:03:28.000 Hey, Gavon Martinez And FagZone, trademarked, co-founder Ryan Fagzone Rivera. 0.82

02:03:35.000 Wow, that's not like the Trump one.

02:03:39.000 I came across this video yesterday and it struck me as something you would potentially cry to.

02:03:43.000 It's short, sweet, and to the point, just like the woman who did Laura Loomer's campaign.

02:03:47.000 So the window is small, but it packs a hell of a punch.

02:03:49.000 Check it out.

02:03:54.000 Is this whole man going to get punched in the face?

02:03:56.000 No, no, no.

02:03:57.000 This looks familiar.

02:04:05.000 God, we're all going to be that old one day, you know.

02:04:08.000 What's he doing there?

02:04:11.000 Oh, he's saluting the flag.

02:04:17.000 Pretty good.

02:04:19.000 Got me.

02:04:20.000 Didn't get me.

02:04:23.000 I've been fucking...

02:04:24.000 I've wore out these tear ducks.

02:04:27.000 I've been through so many fucking sad military videos and movies.

02:04:30.000 I attend Memorial Day as a vet.

02:04:35.000 I nod.

02:04:36.000 It's not stolen valor anymore.

02:04:37.000 When you hear thank you for your service, you say, you're welcome.

02:04:39.000 You overhear it.

02:04:40.000 I say, you're welcome.

02:04:41.000 Yeah.

02:04:41.000 I jump in front of them and go, you're welcome.

02:04:44.000 I have seen a handicapped child with cerebral palsy or something who can't really walk stand up at the age of like five and take his first stiff, stunted steps towards his father who he hasn't seen in a year.

02:05:03.000 I cheer up for happy things.

02:05:06.000 We should pull that up.

02:05:08.000 Okay.

02:05:09.000 Handicapped father marine.

02:05:12.000 Handicapped boy, first steps, father, marine.

02:05:18.000 Let's see if we can hack it.

02:05:20.000 All right.

02:05:21.000 That's it.

02:05:22.000 Uh-oh.

02:05:23.000 It really looks sad.

02:05:25.000 What do you got still?

02:05:26.000 What do you got, internet?

02:05:27.000 Sergeant, can you put us in that moment and tell me, if you can in words, what it meant for you?

02:05:34.000 It's hard to explain.

02:05:37.000 Stop trying to make money off of his fucking limited mobility to be able to get himself around.

02:05:42.000 Wait, wait, don't show this.

02:05:44.000 Don't show this.

02:05:45.000 Don't show this.

02:05:46.000 It's sullied.

02:05:48.000 Because there's the talk.

02:05:49.000 You've got your logo on it.

02:05:51.000 Let's go to the origin.

02:05:52.000 Not that we're not putting our logo on it.

02:05:54.000 Yeah.

02:05:54.000 Yeah, that's it.

02:05:55.000 Okay, go to the beginning of that.

02:05:57.000 Okay.

02:05:59.000 We got this.

02:06:00.000 I could frame it in such a way where your head's all big.

02:06:03.000 So we could zoom in here.

02:06:06.000 I'm not going to cry.

02:06:07.000 I've watched this 100 times.

02:06:08.000 Understood.

02:06:09.000 I don't expect you to.

02:06:11.000 See what we got.

02:06:11.000 I expect you to be tough.

02:06:13.000 Hurry up.

02:06:14.000 All right.

02:06:15.000 I'm just trying to.

02:06:16.000 No, no, no, no, no, Ryan.

02:06:17.000 This is fucking dumb.

02:06:18.000 It's a horizontal thing.

02:06:23.000 Actually, take me out of it.

02:06:25.000 Take you out of it.

02:06:26.000 Okay.

02:06:58.000 I got you again.

02:07:00.000 I got you again.

02:07:04.000 That is a doozy boy.

02:07:07.000 Take me out of it.

02:07:08.000 That's a doozy.

02:07:09.000 Take me out of it.

02:07:10.000 He says, no, no.

02:07:12.000 Here, we'll clean the palette with this.

02:07:15.000 That does not make me cry.

02:07:20.000 I think that was his first steps.

02:07:23.000 Okay, we got to wrap this up.

02:07:24.000 I got to go wash my eyes.

02:07:27.000 Hey, man.

02:07:28.000 I like his face.

02:07:28.000 Hey, I'm just like you.

02:07:31.000 Hey, Gavin Rye Guy.

02:07:32.000 I'm watching Interstellar with my fiancé last week, and one part hit me like a ton of bricks thanks to Ryan's relentless video drops.

02:07:37.000 I couldn't find a YouTube clip of it, but at one point, Matthew McConney's character tells his daughter to engage the world and figure out the how and why of things.

02:07:46.000 The dude quoted his own movie to sound smart in an interview.

02:07:50.000 It just goes to show they have no personality outside of the characters they play.

02:07:54.000 No way.

02:07:55.000 Holy shit, that is fucking funny.

02:08:00.000 Interstellar.

02:08:01.000 That's so fucking funny.

02:08:02.000 Yeah, Ezra Levance said that a long time ago.

02:08:05.000 He goes, the problem with these actors is they're given these incredible speeches by really talented writers who worked on them for months.

02:08:14.000 And they finally made this great song, right?

02:08:17.000 Or this great video.

02:08:18.000 Sorry, this great speech, whatever.

02:08:20.000 And then they see everyone in the theater captivated by it and they hear people saying, wow, you did such a great job.

02:08:26.000 And the next thing you know, they're like, I kind of got what it takes.

02:08:29.000 And that's when you have Jada Pinkett Smith sitting down. 0.99

02:08:34.000 Shit, I got to get this.

02:08:35.000 Hello?

02:08:36.000 I figured out the message.

02:08:39.000 Enward, you know what it is?

02:08:42.000 Let me call you back in a second.

02:08:43.000 I'm on the show.

02:08:44.000 Okay, Barn.

02:08:46.000 What's my son saying?

02:08:48.000 The funniest thing just happened.

02:08:49.000 I have to tell you this.

02:08:52.000 I don't know where the wire thing is.

02:08:53.000 That's the great thing, too.

02:08:54.000 When your kids get to be like 11 and up, it's just a roommate.

02:08:59.000 And you have the same sense of humor and you like the same shows.

02:09:02.000 Like my daughter and I watch What We Do in the Shadows, and we both laugh at the same parts just as hard.

02:09:08.000 And that gives you inside jokes.

02:09:11.000 Sometimes I'll just look at her and go, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead, you're out of this world, which is the theme song.

02:09:17.000 Anyway, what were we talking about?

02:09:24.000 Interstellar actors, somebody said, that's when you get Jada Pinkett-Smith. 0.92

02:09:28.000 Go to her Jada Pinkett Smith speech.

02:09:30.000 She says a bunch of retarded bullshit that doesn't involve the numbers. 0.99

02:09:34.000 Back then they were 13% of the population.

02:09:36.000 They got 12.5% of the Oscars.

02:09:38.000 It's a moot point.

02:09:39.000 But without looking that up, she just noticed there wasn't a lot of black people that year, and that was her research.

02:09:44.000 And then she does this speech where she thinks she's in a fucking movie. 1.00

02:09:49.000 She's sitting on a couch on it.

02:09:52.000 Yeah, that's it, I think.

02:09:53.000 Oh, but she's got from YouTube.

02:09:56.000 We'll get it.

02:09:58.000 Here we go.

02:09:58.000 Here's what I do know.

02:10:01.000 Begging for acknowledgement or even asking diminishes dignity and diminishes power and we are a dignified loser hashtag OscarSoWhite is once again trending,

02:10:21.000 helped by this video, which has been viewed over 8 million times.

02:10:26.000 Actress Jada Pinkett Smith has announced via Facebook boycotting the Academy next month.

02:10:33.000 That speech is one for the books.

02:10:34.000 We should probably make a video drop about it.

02:10:36.000 Look at her hand gestures.

02:10:42.000 She's not the only Hollywood artist to speak.

02:10:45.000 She's not the only Hollywood artist that says how'd you do and turn the other beef or imitating an Irish bartender we both play.

02:10:53.000 All right, let's go to the final video.

02:10:55.000 This one is the last one I want to show you.

02:11:00.000 So this guy probably knows, he probably works at an airport, right?

02:11:05.000 And he has access to the intercom.

02:11:07.000 And his friends suggest, hey, man, could I maybe borrow that and fart it in as loud as I can so everyone hears that?

02:11:14.000 His job's done.

02:11:15.000 There's no way this guy's not fired.

02:11:17.000 But he thought, hmm, either hear the funniest thing in the world and make my friends laugh so hard they collapse or keep my job.

02:11:26.000 He chose the former.

02:11:43.000 What a fucking champ.

02:11:53.000 This king better not get fired.

02:11:54.000 It says it was worth it, dude.

02:11:58.000 Get fired.

02:11:59.000 Get in trouble.

02:12:00.000 Be brave.

02:12:00.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 10, 2020

S03E11 - CUAWF [2020-09-10 - S03E11 - CUAWF]

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