Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E116

00:00:02.000 Ha, Rogi, my towel, Ninki Nicole.

00:00:09.000 Ego mocazoitu, ya tabandios wano.

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Run with Kevin McKinnon.

00:00:28.000 Hispanic culture generally is worse than our culture.

00:00:33.000 Their music is objectively worse than our music.

00:00:36.000 And it seems to have infiltrated our top 10.

00:00:39.000 And that's an act of war.

00:00:43.000 This is low IQ garbage.

00:00:46.000 And I can say that it's stupider than punk.

00:00:50.000 I'd love to fuck her, though.

00:00:52.000 If that's on the table.

00:00:56.000 Okay, first of all, guys, guys, guys.

00:00:58.000 You never ride on the back of a man's motorcycle.

00:01:01.000 You might as well have a dick up your ass.

00:01:02.000 In fact, in Mad Max, the gay guy is the guy in the back of the motorcycle.

00:01:08.000 He's the fuck toy of the main bad guy in Mad Max Road Warrior.

00:01:13.000 I know a dude who was in a horrible dirt bike accident, and his bike was totaled.

00:01:19.000 And his friends go, we got to get you to a hospital or something.

00:01:22.000 You're cut up.

00:01:23.000 And they go, hop on the back, we'll take you.

00:01:25.000 And he's like, I can't do that.

00:01:27.000 So he had to walk to the road.

00:01:28.000 It took like an hour.

00:01:30.000 Big trail of blood.

00:01:32.000 Brown bears following him.

00:01:34.000 That's who rides on the back of a motorcycle.

00:01:36.000 Wow, that was fast, Ryan.

00:01:37.000 Is this the new you?

00:01:39.000 This is my wallpaper, actually.

00:01:42.000 This is my screen series.

00:01:43.000 And when you're watching Mad Max and you see that guy, you don't go, I wonder if they're a gay couple.

00:01:49.000 You don't go, I wonder what this relationship is here.

00:01:53.000 Look at the fucking little chain.

00:01:55.000 I mean, the lock around his neck.

00:01:57.000 You're his bitch.

00:01:59.000 We got it.

00:02:00.000 That was cool that they made the villain a fake.

00:02:04.000 Yeah.

00:02:05.000 Couldn't do that today.

00:02:07.000 But go back to that video.

00:02:08.000 So aren't you embarrassed?

00:02:11.000 Yeah, they're all queers, like Bad Bunny.

00:02:13.000 I thought this was Bad Bunny because he's got...

00:02:15.000 Bad Bunny with the little...

00:02:16.000 Have you seen the Cheetos ad where he has the little things in his hair?

00:02:19.000 No, with little slices?

00:02:21.000 It's so irritating.

00:02:22.000 He has his hair in little beaded braids with plastic beads all over his fucking forehead.

00:02:29.000 And then he's...

00:02:30.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:02:30.000 And he's recording some song and Cheetos are there and then it gets dope and all the lights.

00:02:36.000 Look at that.

00:02:36.000 He thinks Ali G is like a style that people actually wear?

00:02:40.000 Yeah.

00:02:40.000 That's sub-Ali G. G, not kidding.

00:02:45.000 Just kill him.

00:02:46.000 Why is he alive?

00:02:47.000 He's got like nail polish.

00:02:48.000 He's a they-them, isn't he?

00:02:50.000 Don't you feel like if you just walk in there and just blew his head off, everyone would go like, yeah.

00:02:54.000 Thank you.

00:02:54.000 I get it.

00:02:55.000 Nobody wanted to do that.

00:02:56.000 You can take me to court.

00:02:57.000 I'll just show the judge this.

00:02:59.000 And the judge will go, yeah, yeah.

00:03:00.000 Okay.

00:03:01.000 What's he got on feet?

00:03:02.000 Try not to do that again.

00:03:03.000 What is like, what is the styling there?

00:03:06.000 It's fucking monkey garbage.

00:03:08.000 He's got crocs.

00:03:10.000 He's got crocs on.

00:03:11.000 Those are crocs.

00:03:12.000 Like, this was designed by animals.

00:03:15.000 If you gave animals a budget, you went to the zoo and you said, here, animals, make a fucking...

00:03:24.000 Now someone's going to make that racial.

00:03:25.000 He's white.

00:03:26.000 I called a white guy a monkey.

00:03:27.000 I meant like an animal.

00:03:28.000 Like a Cheeto.

00:03:29.000 Like a Cheeto.

00:03:31.000 A Cheeto.

00:03:33.000 I just sent you an email that someone sent me a second ago.

00:03:37.000 Bang or blue?

00:03:41.000 There's two.

00:03:42.000 There's Bang and there's blue.

00:03:45.000 Well, just click on it.

00:03:46.000 Yeah, check that out.

00:03:47.000 It's really funny.

00:03:52.000 What happened?

00:03:54.000 I think someone hit the door.

00:03:55.000 Let me go out there.

00:03:56.000 No, no, don't go in.

00:03:57.000 Relax, relax.

00:03:58.000 Let's I do that.

00:04:00.000 Go to the room, call the special call, and I will contact one.

00:04:05.000 Calling all special cars over.

00:04:07.000 All special cars respond.

00:04:09.000 And then you click on the link and it's all gold.

00:04:14.000 I guess it's a guy, a young guy with his very young immigrant parents, and they are not trying to learn English.

00:04:22.000 Like, click on the top left.

00:04:26.000 Dad, did I hear you sneeze you?

00:04:29.000 He's doing his dad's accent.

00:04:32.000 Did I hear you sneeze?

00:04:33.000 You blew your knee.

00:04:37.000 Dad, did I hear you sneeze?

00:04:39.000 Sneeze.

00:04:40.000 What?

00:04:40.000 Did I hear you sneeze for my salmon?

00:04:52.000 Daddy.

00:04:53.000 What is happening?

00:04:54.000 He's learning our insults.

00:04:56.000 Oh, toss my salad shit.

00:04:58.000 You are not our insults.

00:05:00.000 And we never say to our wife, you swallow.

00:05:03.000 Oh.

00:05:05.000 Hi, Elfran.

00:05:06.000 I'm sorry for you in the jail.

00:05:08.000 I'm in the jail the same.

00:05:09.000 Jo a different sexual Asian.

00:05:12.000 I'm in the jail for the relationship.

00:05:15.000 Jo a different style.

00:05:17.000 Good luck to me and you egg.

00:05:19.000 Bye.

00:05:22.000 She's got the sprinkles.

00:05:24.000 Yeah.

00:05:24.000 That's what happened.

00:05:26.000 No, she wasn't kidding with the special car.

00:05:29.000 You put my dinko on the snail?

00:05:32.000 You want to do the buckbacko when I come back and the shee walu?

00:05:36.000 Why, honey?

00:05:37.000 I just want the chiwah.

00:05:45.000 Asians or faces are funny.

00:05:50.000 What's swallowing an insult?

00:05:51.000 That better not be.

00:05:52.000 I don't want that word getting out.

00:05:54.000 That's why they spit sales.

00:05:55.000 I was angry enough when cocksucker became an insult.

00:05:57.000 Stop it.

00:05:58.000 In the Chinatown, when they spit so much on the ground, that's why, because they cannot swallow a saliva.

00:06:06.000 Anyway, guys, it's going to be a lot of jokes like this.

00:06:08.000 Just smash the subscribe.

00:06:09.000 Tune in every day.

00:06:11.000 It's really dope what we got going on here.

00:06:13.000 It's going to be some really something crazy.

00:06:16.000 So that was the opening song.

00:06:17.000 Roki R.D., Mike Towers, and Nikki Akol, Ella No Estuia.

00:06:22.000 It was totally a request from Gavin McKinnis.wyn.

00:06:25.000 Someone said, make that the opening song.

00:06:27.000 I said, okay.

00:06:28.000 You're on the back of a bike and you get a haircut every day.

00:06:31.000 You're basically Washington Heights.

00:06:34.000 Today's book is totally dope.

00:06:36.000 It's fire.

00:06:37.000 It's Robert H. Book, Slouching Towards Gomorrah.

00:06:41.000 It's like a seminal conservative book, like almost as much as Pap Buchanan, Death of the West.

00:06:47.000 You've got to check it out.

00:06:48.000 It's like it predicted the fall of America.

00:06:52.000 I like this book, obviously, and you should read it.

00:06:54.000 It's a staple.

00:06:55.000 And it became like the conservative book of the era.

00:06:58.000 When was this?

00:06:58.000 Is this the 80s?

00:07:00.000 But I got to say, it's a little too conservative for my tastes.

00:07:05.000 Published in 1977?

00:07:11.000 Yeah, they used to be the boring ones that tell you not to curse and smoke pot.

00:07:14.000 A hardcover edition of this book was published in 1996.

00:07:17.000 A paperback edition appeared in 1977.

00:07:20.000 You made the hardcover after?

00:07:23.000 That doesn't make any sense.

00:07:25.000 Anyway, I'm following this book and I'm going, yeah, you're right, dude.

00:07:30.000 It's disgusting.

00:07:30.000 Yeah, yeah, we're glorifying all this disgusting.

00:07:32.000 And he goes, and rock and roll.

00:07:34.000 And you're like, wait, what?

00:07:36.000 He starts shitting on rock.

00:07:39.000 How dangerous it is for society.

00:07:42.000 I'm out.

00:07:43.000 I wish somebody had some sort of grip on culture, like was shaming the culture.

00:07:49.000 Because it's all like hip-hop, kill your mom, and my necklace.

00:07:52.000 Yeah, they don't know the culture.

00:07:53.000 Like, he doesn't know that song or what it's about.

00:07:55.000 Not that I do.

00:07:57.000 But yeah, that's why the Proud Boys did so well because we said we're for American values, but we also don't give a shit about drugs.

00:08:04.000 In fact, we're doing them right now.

00:08:06.000 And we're fucking and sucking and partying.

00:08:10.000 We like rock.

00:08:11.000 Yes.

00:08:13.000 And we think Ben Shapiro's a nerd.

00:08:16.000 Right.

00:08:17.000 I respect Ben Shapiro's work, but I don't want to party with him.

00:08:20.000 I think he's a dork.

00:08:21.000 So it was like right wing with balls.

00:08:25.000 Oh, by the way, that reminds me.

00:08:27.000 One of the reasons I wanted to do a show today was some fucker.

00:08:33.000 This is in the, I didn't send you this yet.

00:08:36.000 I'm jumping ahead to the mailbag because it's relevant.

00:08:41.000 Here, I'll forward you the letter.

00:08:44.000 Dick Masterson has a show, The Dick Show.

00:08:46.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:08:47.000 And Dick Masterson is my bro.

00:08:50.000 In fact, he helped me.

00:08:53.000 He helped me build the first Zenoa Kinsman website, which got deplatformed and demonetized.

00:09:05.000 But no, the second one, he helped it.

00:09:07.000 When it first got demonetized, he had another monetization idea.

00:09:10.000 And I don't think he realized when you're doing something for Proud Boys, you get DDOS attacks and you get shut down and you have to build this thing.

00:09:18.000 And he was just used to building normal stuff for normal people.

00:09:21.000 So I would call him like 10 times a day, go, we need this and we need that.

00:09:24.000 And this got shut down and this isn't working.

00:09:26.000 And he just texts me towards the end of our relationship for that project.

00:09:29.000 He's just text me.

00:09:30.000 He's like, are you high?

00:09:32.000 He's like, I have a job.

00:09:33.000 And I'm sort of like, well, you shouldn't have signed up for this because this is what this entails.

00:09:37.000 Right.

00:09:37.000 This is your job now, bitch.

00:09:40.000 So check out one of his callers.

00:09:45.000 I sent you the timestamp is in the letter.

00:09:47.000 It's like 9.30.

00:09:52.000 So uninformed.

00:09:53.000 And this is what I, I don't mind being criticized, obviously, but when they have everything wrong, you get mad because you go, you don't really care, or you would have looked it up.

00:10:01.000 Right.

00:10:02.000 Because of this asshole.

00:10:04.000 Yeah, I have a problem.

00:10:05.000 And then when he leaves these guys to rot in jail.

00:10:07.000 Wait, go back.

00:10:08.000 Go back a little bit.

00:10:09.000 That's Mersch from this other shitty show called Revenge of the Sis.

00:10:14.000 Oh, those guys are obsessed with the...

00:10:16.000 Merch calling or the guy sitting there?

00:10:17.000 Mersh, the guy in the call like this.

00:10:20.000 Oh, that's the guy.

00:10:21.000 He's fat.

00:10:21.000 He's got a lazy eye and he's balding.

00:10:23.000 He's stupid.

00:10:24.000 I used to.

00:10:24.000 How did you know it was him calling?

00:10:27.000 Listen to his voice, huh?

00:10:28.000 For 12.

00:10:29.000 But when I see guys that's how you know.

00:10:32.000 My friend Jesse of Pot Awful, who's been deplatformed off everything, his little show, he hates both of these guys.

00:10:38.000 He's not giving them credit.

00:10:40.000 I thought it was just a random caller.

00:10:41.000 No.

00:10:42.000 Dick Masterson and Merch are enemies of the Pot Awful show.

00:10:45.000 Oh, it's a whole thing.

00:10:46.000 Co-founded Vice, which, by the way, is, you know.

00:10:49.000 Back a little more?

00:10:50.000 If you want to go out and be a left-wing grifter, yeah, dude, if you can make up a fake Twitter account right now and be like, oh, I'm trans and I can't afford my top surgery, and you can get a bunch of those retards to give you money, I'm going to fucking laugh hysterically.

00:11:02.000 That's a great transfer of wealth.

00:11:04.000 But when I see guys that came from Canada that co-founded Vice, which by the way, that was the OG prototype for like subversive, like, hey, weed, man, fucking in the media.

00:11:16.000 And like, now Action Bronson has a fucking TV show because of this asshole.

00:11:21.000 Yeah, I have a problem.

00:11:22.000 Yeah, why'd you do that?

00:11:22.000 Sorry about that.

00:11:24.000 And then when he leaves these guys to rot in jail that have his back in New York, that was when it was like, all right, this went from just goofing on Gavin to this dude is like a complete psychologist.

00:11:34.000 How did I leave them to rot in jail?

00:11:36.000 Right.

00:11:37.000 This is the thing that bugs me about people who say that.

00:11:39.000 What jail is Max in?

00:11:40.000 Is he in governor?

00:11:41.000 What jail is John in?

00:11:42.000 Is he in Bear Hill?

00:11:46.000 I thought this was just a stranger.

00:11:47.000 Now I feel like I'm giving a loser attention.

00:11:49.000 So now I'm reluctant to go off on the tangent.

00:11:50.000 But like, I talk to Max and John on a regular basis.

00:11:54.000 I talk to their families.

00:11:55.000 I talk to Max's dad, Rocky.

00:11:58.000 I've sent tens of thousands of dollars to Max's lawyer, Ron Hart.

00:12:01.000 I don't work with John's lawyers.

00:12:03.000 John's middle class.

00:12:04.000 And John's lawyers are, you know, highfalutin dudes.

00:12:11.000 Max's lawyer is just a local prosecutor in New York, Ron.

00:12:15.000 I talked to Ron for hours.

00:12:17.000 I still do.

00:12:19.000 And how do I not...

00:12:20.000 The other thing, the other lie that goes around is that I turned them all in.

00:12:25.000 Sandy Bockham starts that rumor.

00:12:28.000 After this shit went down, I said, guys, here's the deal.

00:12:32.000 You either go on the lamb.

00:12:33.000 Once there's a warrant out for your arrest, you either go on the lamb, which is a choice, but I wouldn't recommend it, or you fucking get a lawyer, and I'll get you a lawyer.

00:12:45.000 Here's a bunch of lawyers.

00:12:46.000 Here's a bunch of numbers.

00:12:47.000 And then they went in.

00:12:48.000 Now, I separated myself from the group because I wanted the jury to think it's not a gang.

00:12:53.000 It isn't a gang.

00:12:54.000 And a gang has no leader, as I told you a hundred times.

00:12:57.000 Did it work?

00:12:58.000 I don't know.

00:12:58.000 David Kyriakos Had all his charges dropped.

00:13:02.000 Fatwa Jeff got away with just a year of weekends.

00:13:05.000 He's moving to the South now, by the way.

00:13:10.000 Eight others had all their charges dropped.

00:13:13.000 And then go to that charity there, Justice for Liberty, which has since been shut down.

00:13:16.000 That's a weird griff that you would raise $52,000 for another person.

00:13:20.000 Right.

00:13:20.000 That's a weird type of griff.

00:13:22.000 And I had to keep switching that up.

00:13:24.000 That was the page that Dick helped me with.

00:13:26.000 I had to change the thing from this donation thing to cameo to the doodle auction to all these different things.

00:13:32.000 And we had our payment processors all shut down because I was raising money for Proud Boys.

00:13:37.000 And that's seen as terrorism, funding terrorism.

00:13:40.000 So now I'm permanently blackballed from all credit card payment processors.

00:13:46.000 Like if you gave me a bar, thanks very much.

00:13:49.000 I can't do anything with it.

00:13:50.000 I can't process credit cards.

00:13:52.000 They were also using your footage in the court, too.

00:13:54.000 So if you separate yourself from the thing, it's like, well, whatever you think about this guy.

00:13:58.000 Half the court was quotes from my show.

00:14:01.000 So if I'm the leader, then these guys are going to go out and do more horrible things.

00:14:06.000 Anyway, go ahead.

00:14:09.000 The fucking site that I was working on for him was a fun to help one of those guys out of jail.

00:14:14.000 No, no, no, no.

00:14:15.000 The guys were in jail.

00:14:16.000 It was there.

00:14:17.000 You just saw the picture.

00:14:19.000 It was there for the baby, for John's kids.

00:14:22.000 So, wait, did Dick just defend you and say, actually, you're wrong?

00:14:26.000 Well, what Dick's doing here is he's keeping a show moving.

00:14:30.000 So if he says, that's bullshit, fuck off, get lost, you don't have a call.

00:14:34.000 So he's just sort of staying neutral and being like, I didn't know that.

00:14:39.000 I just emailed him all of this, by the way, to get him on the right page.

00:14:42.000 That was when it was like, all right, this went from just goofing on Gavin to this dude is like a complete psychopath.

00:14:49.000 The fucking site that I was working on for him was a fun to help one of those guys out of jail, ironically.

00:14:55.000 Many would justice for Liberty.

00:14:57.000 Was it just a website for Gavin to, you know, make some money and say he's getting him out of jail?

00:15:02.000 Well, I hope.

00:15:02.000 Wait, so now I was taking that money?

00:15:05.000 Well, yeah, he's dubious.

00:15:06.000 He thinks that you, a person who could just...

00:15:08.000 Okay, so where's Zenoa Kinsman saying Gavin stole all the money?

00:15:12.000 Yeah, she should be out there.

00:15:13.000 Why don't you talk to Zenoa Kinsman?

00:15:15.000 Or why don't you talk to Max and John?

00:15:16.000 This is the other thing that pisses me off.

00:15:17.000 These guys who complain about me wrecking society or doing something wrong, they haven't done anything.

00:15:23.000 This guy's never written to Max and John asking them what's up.

00:15:26.000 He's never helped anyone do anything.

00:15:27.000 Dude, that fatso is, he gets booted off all the things that he tries to like grift and get money for.

00:15:32.000 Every show they do, it's like they try to, there's like a bar of donations and he's like, donos, donos.

00:15:38.000 And he's really pathetic.

00:15:40.000 And he doesn't love what he does.

00:15:42.000 He stinks at him.

00:15:43.000 Let's stop talking about him.

00:15:44.000 I'm just giving you a little path.

00:15:45.000 I want to just deal with the allegations.

00:15:46.000 Severely pathetic.

00:15:47.000 And by the way, at the end of every show, we not only try to raise money, but tell you contact them.

00:15:52.000 Yeah, we constantly have information on how to contact these people in jail and I send them books.

00:15:58.000 I fill their commissary.

00:15:59.000 I deal with the family.

00:16:00.000 I've raised probably $100,000 in total and tens of thousands of dollars of my own.

00:16:05.000 I paid for Max's appeal with Ron Hart.

00:16:08.000 I had Steinglass come by my house, chewed him out.

00:16:13.000 They've been convicted and sentenced.

00:16:15.000 Like, everything is a grift with Gavin.

00:16:17.000 This is why I hate him.

00:16:18.000 Oh, see, now I'm getting angry.

00:16:22.000 When this cocksucker fucking, when these guys got arrested in New York, the three guys, right?

00:16:27.000 One of them's a fucking father of three.

00:16:30.000 One of them was just having a baby as they were sentencing him.

00:16:33.000 When these fucking guys got in trouble, they started a fucking thing where they were like, hey, you know, let's help these guys out.

00:16:38.000 Let's try to get them good lawyers, whatever.

00:16:41.000 At the exact same time, Gavin started his free Gavin campaign where he was taking donations from Proud Boys and people so he could sue the SPLC in some kind of fucking, in some kind of like, laughing so much.

00:16:57.000 That's just patently false.

00:16:59.000 John and Max were arrested in October of 2019.

00:17:02.000 I sued, began the lawsuit.

00:17:05.000 Ron Coleman began the lawsuit in February of 2019.

00:17:09.000 It's impossible to raise money for Proud Boys, by the way.

00:17:12.000 Impossible.

00:17:14.000 So I don't know how much money we raised for Max and John.

00:17:18.000 I don't think we did.

00:17:21.000 The only thing we could do was raise money for his family.

00:17:23.000 So we started that, raised 50 grand there.

00:17:26.000 And then months later, the following year, I started the SPLC suit, never took one red cent.

00:17:32.000 Never seen a penny of that.

00:17:34.000 That money all went to Ron Coleman and lawyers.

00:17:36.000 It's still sitting there.

00:17:37.000 Much of it is left in a nest egg.

00:17:40.000 And we're still chipping away at it, trying to come up with new angles to get this thing off the judge's lap.

00:17:44.000 He's not moving on it.

00:17:45.000 So in his version of events here, Max and John get arrested.

00:17:50.000 There's all this need to raise money for them, and then I take it, which is patently false.

00:17:56.000 We managed to raise a bit of money for them.

00:17:58.000 It gets shut down instantaneously, right?

00:18:00.000 Within days, the GoFundMe that Max's mom started was gone, right?

00:18:05.000 Even when she was selling quilts, that gets shut down immediately.

00:18:07.000 I managed to raise 50 grand for his kids.

00:18:10.000 I'm still raising money for them, by the way.

00:18:12.000 We have to strengthen our payment processor to do anything for even his fucking black babies.

00:18:19.000 Still moving.

00:18:20.000 Still committing.

00:18:21.000 Still raising money for them.

00:18:23.000 Still talking to Zeno on a regular basis.

00:18:24.000 Still sending them shit every day.

00:18:26.000 And then months later, I said, Ron and I said, this is fucking bullshit.

00:18:30.000 These guys are in prison for what?

00:18:32.000 And then we started, let's sue the SPLC.

00:18:34.000 And 22,000 people donated, a total of a quarter mil.

00:18:39.000 How is that a fucking grift, you loser, who's never helped anyone do anything?

00:18:53.000 Wait, stop.

00:18:54.000 Everyone thought they were giving money to get these guys out of jail.

00:18:57.000 No.

00:18:58.000 The sue the SPLC suit was very clear.

00:19:01.000 Big website explaining everything.

00:19:03.000 Everyone knew what they were doing.

00:19:05.000 They were suing a hate group called the SPLC.

00:19:08.000 They are suing a hate group called the SPLC.

00:19:11.000 You made videos about it when I was- This is a really irritating lie because this is why I hate the SPLC.

00:19:17.000 Martin Luther King had the SCLC, and after he was assassinated, all this money went pouring into the SCLC.

00:19:25.000 The SPLC starts that day.

00:19:27.000 Not that day, but like a couple as this flow is happening.

00:19:31.000 And they hire a random dude who has the same last name, Abernathy, as Martin Luther King's partner.

00:19:38.000 So they grab an Abernathy off the street, change one letter, and siphon all this SCLC money.

00:19:45.000 That's one of the many reasons I fucking despise the SPLC.

00:19:49.000 They are a grift.

00:19:51.000 And then this dork accuses me of doing the same thing.

00:19:57.000 He wants you to get a no.

00:19:58.000 Oh, no, I didn't know that, motherfucker.

00:20:02.000 Yosemite Sam.

00:20:04.000 See, they're just egging him on because it's good radio.

00:20:08.000 I know you're competing.

00:20:09.000 Marshall Mayor Andy Savage.

00:20:12.000 Now he says, I didn't know they had competing websites.

00:20:15.000 We didn't.

00:20:16.000 It's just a lie.

00:20:17.000 There's nothing as we can.

00:20:17.000 It's having a good laugh at a lie.

00:20:20.000 Like, this is my beef when people come at me.

00:20:22.000 Please make it be true.

00:20:25.000 Like, I think there's two genders.

00:20:27.000 I think most women would be happier at home.

00:20:29.000 I hate education.

00:20:30.000 I think it should be abolished.

00:20:31.000 I think kids should be playing until they're 10, and then they should be tested to see if they're smart enough to go to secondary or get a trade at 14.

00:20:38.000 Those are all pretty controversial views.

00:20:41.000 Come at me on those.

00:20:43.000 But they're like, you went to Charlottesville.

00:20:45.000 You instigated the January 6th insurrection.

00:20:48.000 You had competing charities.

00:20:50.000 You siphoned all the money.

00:20:51.000 You abandoned the Prowboys.

00:20:52.000 You turned them in.

00:20:54.000 Patently false.

00:20:59.000 I'm going to argue like that with my mother.

00:21:02.000 Everything twice.

00:21:05.000 I didn't know he put up competing charities.

00:21:07.000 Yeah, that's much more than that.

00:21:08.000 That's much more of a thing you can know.

00:21:10.000 He doesn't exist as a proof.

00:21:11.000 He's so high on the list of people I hate.

00:21:15.000 That's good to know.

00:21:16.000 Because of what he does to his own follower.

00:21:19.000 Like, I don't even care if you're a scumbag.

00:21:21.000 I'm a scumbag.

00:21:22.000 Like, you know, like, when people come up with like dirt on me or dirt on dick, it's always like, well, he lied to this girl.

00:21:28.000 Get his dick sucked.

00:21:30.000 He went into a Wawa and he didn't pay for his sandwich.

00:21:33.000 He only paid for his gas.

00:21:34.000 Like, okay, fine, whatever.

00:21:35.000 He's working on the system.

00:21:36.000 But, like, this is a dude who has a built-in fan base that all he has to do is be like kind of nice to, kind of empathetic to.

00:21:46.000 And he just, he just squeezes a man and he squeezes them.

00:21:50.000 And then when they need his help, he's just kind of like, oh, I'm leaving the Proud Boys.

00:21:54.000 I don't.

00:21:55.000 And then he said he left the Proud Boys.

00:21:57.000 And did he get a better deal?

00:22:00.000 Yeah.

00:22:01.000 I remember that.

00:22:01.000 I didn't like that laugh.

00:22:02.000 I had a impression that they would drop the charges if I left the Proud Boys.

00:22:06.000 He got arrested.

00:22:07.000 To be clear, it was not so they would drop the charges.

00:22:10.000 That was never an option.

00:22:11.000 It was so the jury wouldn't see this as a gang led by a guy.

00:22:17.000 Did it work?

00:22:18.000 We don't know.

00:22:19.000 Didn't work for Max and John.

00:22:21.000 It worked for the other 11?

00:22:23.000 Actually, a gang, and he was like, oh, what proud boy?

00:22:26.000 No, I was never the leader.

00:22:27.000 It was just a joke.

00:22:29.000 He never said it was a joke.

00:22:30.000 It didn't seem like a joke.

00:22:31.000 Like, it didn't seem like a joke.

00:22:34.000 Seemed like a political movement that I agree with, but it didn't seem like a fucking joke.

00:22:41.000 Dude, as soon as charges came down on a federal level, Gavin got out of there so fast that he actually left like a cutout in the wall, like an old roadmart.

00:22:50.000 Wouldn't I disavow them then if I was abandoning them?

00:22:53.000 And would I not support them when they're on the show?

00:22:56.000 I mean, here on the show on a regular basis?

00:22:58.000 Anyway, this is getting ridiculous.

00:22:59.000 I just, I wish this was a random caller and not some dude who has a history of using this as a way to get attention and giving him attention.

00:23:08.000 Oh, I knew this call would be educational for me.

00:23:10.000 Yeah, funny.

00:23:11.000 It's not an educational dick.

00:23:13.000 So much.

00:23:13.000 And look, he works with Kumio.

00:23:15.000 Kumio's another one.

00:23:16.000 That's just a...

00:23:17.000 I'm not going to.

00:23:18.000 I know he's going to go off about Kumium.

00:23:20.000 He's pathetic.

00:23:21.000 Actually, that's...

00:23:23.000 This is a funny show.

00:23:24.000 We don't usually do this.

00:23:27.000 But if you go to the mailbag, and we will do the mailbag later on.

00:23:31.000 But what did I see there?

00:23:35.000 Boop-bad-da.

00:23:36.000 Look up free Proud Boys gas station sign.

00:23:42.000 This is heartening.

00:23:44.000 It's nice to see this once in a while.

00:23:46.000 Big Vanity Fair hit piece is coming out in July, which I'm dreading.

00:23:50.000 And I talked to Rolling Stone yesterday.

00:23:53.000 That's another thing, too.

00:23:54.000 If I'm nothing to do with the Proud Boys and don't back them, I can't wait to ban them.

00:23:57.000 Why did I talk to the Wall Street Journal this week, USA Today last week, and Rolling Stone yesterday?

00:24:02.000 Constantly calling up the greatest fraternal organization in the world.

00:24:10.000 Joe Biggs and Enrique shaking hands.

00:24:15.000 Some good news, finally.

00:24:21.000 Good enough.

00:24:22.000 Here's another kind of a happy thing.

00:24:26.000 Some pussy liberal New York Nico Instagram guy, he's the media darling.

00:24:33.000 Oh, wait, I didn't see the whole thing.

00:24:35.000 I thought it just ends with more of Biden's lies.

00:24:38.000 Free the boys.

00:24:39.000 Free America's political prisoners.

00:24:42.000 Free the boys.

00:24:44.000 Wow, that's cool.

00:24:45.000 That is cool.

00:24:46.000 With the laurel and all that.

00:24:48.000 Now, where is this?

00:24:49.000 I wish I knew.

00:24:50.000 I probably can't say it.

00:24:51.000 I get doxed.

00:24:53.000 Somewhere free and country store.

00:24:55.000 Something country store.

00:24:59.000 Oh my head.

00:25:00.000 I am very hungover from yesterday, by the way.

00:25:03.000 I didn't have that much.

00:25:04.000 I had like four beers and two makers.

00:25:08.000 My head is pounding.

00:25:10.000 And then this morning, my wife goes, you were snoring last night.

00:25:13.000 Or this morning.

00:25:14.000 And I go, oh shit, did I wake you up?

00:25:16.000 What time was I snoring?

00:25:17.000 She goes, like, eight.

00:25:18.000 Okay, time to get up.

00:25:20.000 Sorry.

00:25:21.000 The kid's got to go to school, lady.

00:25:23.000 Sorry, I disturbed you after you had already eaten.

00:25:25.000 She usually gets up like at six and seven.

00:25:28.000 What's this?

00:25:29.000 That's Merck.

00:25:30.000 That's how he walks.

00:25:31.000 I thought Dante walked weird.

00:25:36.000 It's a little quiet over here.

00:25:37.000 Hey, Mike, how's it going?

00:25:39.000 Stop giving this fucking loser attention.

00:25:41.000 Are you dumb?

00:25:42.000 Yeah, I'm dumb.

00:25:44.000 You don't know how it works, do you?

00:25:46.000 We just.

00:25:47.000 You really are naive about this shit.

00:25:49.000 Showing him walking all fat as opposed to him voicing all of his.

00:25:53.000 All attention is good attention for people like that.

00:25:56.000 Go to 1-2.

00:26:01.000 This is New York Nico.

00:26:04.000 It actually kind of makes me like New York.

00:26:07.000 I'm Maya Wiley.

00:26:09.000 Scott Stran.

00:26:10.000 Sam Ralis.

00:26:12.000 I'm Andrew Gang.

00:26:13.000 I'm Mary Gannel.

00:26:14.000 My Andrew Gang looks weird.

00:26:15.000 And I'm running.

00:26:17.000 I'm running for mayor.

00:26:18.000 For the mayor of the greatest city that exists on this planet.

00:26:21.000 I'm running for mayor.

00:26:22.000 I'm running the love of the city.

00:26:24.000 I'm running for mayor.

00:26:25.000 Do you always leave $100 bills around the studio?

00:26:29.000 Let me tell you something, guys.

00:26:30.000 You're so important in my life.

00:26:32.000 And I am stopping the microbiologist and Millennium Generation Nico in this New York magazine.

00:26:50.000 The ghosts of the train were like, yes, what are you going to do for me now?

00:26:54.000 No, no, it's fine.

00:26:56.000 There's no candidate who does an interview like that.

00:26:58.000 I guarantee you.

00:27:00.000 There's two options for the mayor of New York.

00:27:02.000 Curtis Shilwa, which I just learned right now was Shilwa.

00:27:06.000 I always thought it was Silwa.

00:27:07.000 Me too.

00:27:08.000 And that black dude, that guy, Eric.

00:27:11.000 Tough on crime, Democrat.

00:27:12.000 Tough on crime.

00:27:13.000 No, I know New Yorkers are completely useless when it comes to voting.

00:27:18.000 They're the worst voters in the world.

00:27:21.000 They voted for de Blasio more than once.

00:27:24.000 What?

00:27:27.000 But I honestly can't fathom even dickheads like New Yorkers not going for a tough on crime mayor.

00:27:35.000 Any city for that matter.

00:27:37.000 In this day and age, Portland?

00:27:40.000 Like the next guy, you gotta, the next guy better be fucking Judge Dredd.

00:27:46.000 Judge Dredd and RoboCop for American mayors.

00:27:50.000 Coast to coast, right?

00:27:52.000 Am I nuts?

00:27:54.000 And I bet he's pretty lefty, too.

00:27:57.000 Look at, by the way, go to 1-4.

00:28:00.000 Venice is out of control.

00:28:02.000 This is where Amber Tamblin lives.

00:28:05.000 I couldn't imagine living there.

00:28:07.000 Look at this shit.

00:28:12.000 See, when you're a drug addict, it feels really good, but you're kind of just borrowing from the future.

00:28:17.000 And eventually, you got to pay the Piper.

00:28:19.000 So when you run out of mess, you're in a bad mood.

00:28:25.000 Anthony Kumiya said, these caveman Geico commercials are getting really dark.

00:28:30.000 Look, is that a home?

00:28:32.000 Yeah, it must be a house, right?

00:28:34.000 World's worst real estate.

00:28:44.000 The cops must just not answer calls.

00:28:48.000 Like, we think by not having mental institutions, we don't have mental institutions.

00:28:53.000 No, we do.

00:28:54.000 They're just spread out.

00:28:55.000 That's a mental institution.

00:28:57.000 Homemade.

00:29:01.000 Oh, I know what it is.

00:29:02.000 That guy's just giving up on living there and he rents it out as an Airbnb for tons of money.

00:29:07.000 And just pays for the damages.

00:29:11.000 This is the same fucking house, 1-5.

00:29:16.000 What the fuck?

00:29:19.000 Now, I think what he does here is he shoulders the front pane and it smashes and it cuts his shoulder open.

00:29:29.000 Because you'll watch that white shirt get redder and redder as this video goes on.

00:29:34.000 So he's cut himself.

00:29:37.000 Look at that fit man.

00:29:40.000 He should be doing construction.

00:29:42.000 Poor, weak, homeless gentleman.

00:29:44.000 Yeah, someone needs a trade.

00:29:47.000 So he's looking down at his wound now.

00:29:51.000 And there you can see the red has begun.

00:29:55.000 Well, that must be the house alarm.

00:30:00.000 Venice always sucked.

00:30:02.000 I met a guy there once.

00:30:03.000 I did a thing for Vice, like a streeter.

00:30:06.000 And there was a guy in a long black leather jacket who, the way he washed his clothes and his body was, he would just walk into the ocean.

00:30:14.000 Fully dressed.

00:30:16.000 Then dry off.

00:30:20.000 Like, this is America.

00:30:22.000 Where are you, Judge Dredd?

00:30:26.000 Crime versus sentence, death.

00:30:31.000 What do you do?

00:30:34.000 Yeah.

00:30:35.000 Unless you're a pro fighter, because you're taking on someone who's fucking high and doesn't feel pain and who is going to stomp on your head after when you're down.

00:30:45.000 I guess you got to fight him.

00:30:46.000 You got to go for the button and hope you can knock him out.

00:30:49.000 Let's say you do knock that guy out.

00:30:50.000 Cops are coming for you now.

00:30:51.000 They won't come for him just being him.

00:30:53.000 Right.

00:30:54.000 You do something about this, they come for you.

00:30:56.000 Well, if we had real men again, you could say to the other guy in the bike, let's do this.

00:31:00.000 Right.

00:31:01.000 You got him.

00:31:02.000 And then they...

00:31:02.000 I feel like in the 80s, our dads would have done that.

00:31:04.000 Maybe not your dad, but...

00:31:06.000 My dad would smash people up.

00:31:08.000 Oh, really?

00:31:08.000 He was in a multi-cycle gangs.

00:31:11.000 He was in that gangs.

00:31:12.000 Look at all the blood.

00:31:14.000 I know what I'll do.

00:31:15.000 I'll hide the blood with another shirt.

00:31:18.000 That's his idea of taking care of the wound.

00:31:20.000 Wear darker colors.

00:31:24.000 But I feel like in our dad's days, they go, you ready for this?

00:31:26.000 Let's do this.

00:31:27.000 You get the legs.

00:31:28.000 And then the two strangers would go attack the guy.

00:31:33.000 Blood.

00:31:34.000 And if it was a movie, you'd push your thumb into his wound.

00:31:37.000 A guy who's bleeding like that is dangerous.

00:31:41.000 Gets into a cut or something, you got what he got.

00:31:45.000 Now you're worried about AIDS in 2021?

00:31:49.000 Oh, yeah.

00:31:52.000 Let's just jump into feminism, shall we?

00:31:54.000 On this weird short party show that we just threw together.

00:32:03.000 Let's see if we can play that.

00:32:07.000 Wait, show it again.

00:32:09.000 That's the worst font in the history of fonts.

00:32:16.000 Oh, that was Sam Hyde.

00:32:17.000 Yeah.

00:32:18.000 You tripped my wife, Nick.

00:32:19.000 I saw you do it.

00:32:23.000 Women have a feature where the glass is half full.

00:32:26.000 They're perpetual optimists, right?

00:32:28.000 They can make light of anything and that's an important ingredient in a family.

00:32:32.000 Edward DeBono's book Six Thinking Hats talks about all the different hats you have to wear when you have a project, an idea.

00:32:38.000 You have to have a green hat which is organic and thinking and being creative.

00:32:41.000 You have to have a blue hat that deals with the finances and will this make money.

00:32:45.000 You have to have a white hat that's optimistic and says this is going to work.

00:32:49.000 You have to have a black hat that looks at all the problems and says why won't this work?

00:32:52.000 This is an issue.

00:32:53.000 You've got to have a red hat where you say it's all passion and we're going to do this.

00:32:59.000 It's for the betterment of the world.

00:33:00.000 You have to have a yellow hat where you're scared.

00:33:03.000 You think it's going to fail.

00:33:05.000 You have trepidation.

00:33:06.000 All of those are important.

00:33:08.000 And a loving family, the woman's role is the white hat and the man's role is the black and the blue hat and the woman's role is the green hat.

00:33:17.000 So they have different roles.

00:33:19.000 Now that they're on their own, they're imbalanced and they just have this like optimism, right?

00:33:28.000 And it's embarrassing to watch them cope with their old age.

00:33:34.000 Like check out this 1.6.

00:33:37.000 So this woman says, bringing back the phrase with child for pregnancy.

00:33:41.000 Speaking of that, I am with child.

00:33:45.000 Awesome.

00:33:45.000 We're so happy for you.

00:33:46.000 Ashley St. Clair has a baby, a bun in the oven too, by the way.

00:33:50.000 I hope that doctor guy has put a ring on her finger or is about to.

00:33:54.000 He's gorgeous.

00:33:55.000 They're both gorgeous.

00:33:56.000 I can't wait to fuck that baby when it comes out.

00:34:00.000 That smoking hot baby.

00:34:01.000 And the best thing about fucking babies is you don't care if they're male or female.

00:34:06.000 They're just the gender baby and they have no teeth.

00:34:11.000 So this woman, Kristen Conway, I don't know who she is.

00:34:14.000 I'm not specifically calling this woman out, but I'm always shocked when women under 35 are excited about destroying their bodies through pregnancy, even under 40.

00:34:26.000 I've heard feminists say this too about it destroying your pussy, which is not true.

00:34:31.000 It's a pretty elastic thing, the vagina.

00:34:34.000 And as far as destroying your body, I'm not even sure that's true.

00:34:38.000 Yes, a woman with five kids has droopier tits and tends to be chubbier.

00:34:43.000 A woman with zero kids the same age, are her tits exactly as droopy and does she have the same gunt?

00:34:50.000 Generally, yes.

00:34:52.000 So it may well be a myth that women gain weight when they have kids.

00:34:57.000 They just gain weight as they get older and when they have kids, it takes time.

00:35:02.000 But how many women have you seen bounce back after babies, especially young women, all the fucking time?

00:35:10.000 Much to my wife's chagrin.

00:35:13.000 They seem to do pretty well.

00:35:16.000 Especially when they have them nice and young.

00:35:18.000 And the babies tend to be healthier.

00:35:20.000 I don't want any more autistic moms of autistic kids to cancel their subscriptions, but when they have babies later in life, there tend to be issues.

00:35:27.000 Anyway, even under 40, if I'm being honest, having kids over 40 is a roll of the dice.

00:35:36.000 It's probably not going to happen to you.

00:35:38.000 Statistically, the odds are very low you'll even get one, but when you get one, the odds are very high there's going to be an issue.

00:35:45.000 So do not wait till you're 40.

00:35:47.000 30 is late, believe it or not, folks.

00:35:50.000 For the 1 millionth time on this show, the hourglass turns upside down at the age of 30.

00:35:54.000 The sand is going out from 30 to 35.

00:35:57.000 Are there exceptions?

00:35:58.000 Of course.

00:35:58.000 My mother had my brother at 40.

00:36:01.000 My wife had my youngest at 40.

00:36:03.000 It happens.

00:36:04.000 It's not the pattern.

00:36:05.000 By the way, as a little side note, someone asks, how come you never talk about your brother on the show?

00:36:09.000 We are very close.

00:36:10.000 We talk on a regular basis.

00:36:11.000 He's probably going to move here soon, probably start working here.

00:36:14.000 But Antifa and lunatics terrorize my parents, my brother, my in-laws, my entire family, my children.

00:36:21.000 So I don't talk about my family to avoid attention going that way.

00:36:25.000 But I would love it to have him as a regular on the show, talk about him all day.

00:36:29.000 But in the climate we're in, any mention of anyone, friends or family, makes them a target.

00:36:36.000 Look at our letters page.

00:36:37.000 Every single, I would say maybe one in 100 say you can say my name.

00:36:42.000 And what is their crime?

00:36:43.000 Listening to someone.

00:36:47.000 So go back.

00:36:50.000 You only have about 20 years of adulthood to have fun with hot guys.

00:36:54.000 Now, a lot of women lose their virginity at 14, which I think is gross, even if the other guy's 14.

00:37:00.000 But let's say a normal average is 16.

00:37:03.000 I'm not advocating for 16.

00:37:05.000 I'd like it to be 18.

00:37:06.000 But the normal middle class sort of losing your virginity tends to be around 16, 17, right?

00:37:12.000 20 years you need cocks, different cocks.

00:37:16.000 I knew a guy who proposed to a girl.

00:37:18.000 They'd been living together for five years.

00:37:20.000 She met him at 20.

00:37:21.000 At 25, he proposed.

00:37:23.000 They're living together.

00:37:24.000 Yeah.

00:37:24.000 What took you so long?

00:37:25.000 She said no.

00:37:27.000 And I go, you know what that means, right?

00:37:30.000 I want more cocks.

00:37:33.000 I need big ones, small ones, bendy ones, yellow ones, black ones, white ones.

00:37:38.000 Ones that sit on rocks.

00:37:41.000 Why do you need so many cocks?

00:37:42.000 It's the same with partying.

00:37:45.000 You get your first drunk around 15.

00:37:47.000 By 25, that's a decade.

00:37:51.000 As Motley Cruz say, a decade of decadence.

00:37:53.000 Not good enough?

00:37:55.000 Decadence.

00:37:56.000 How many gate balls do you need to snort?

00:37:59.000 How much acid?

00:38:00.000 How many times do you have to hallucinate?

00:38:01.000 How many threesomes do you need?

00:38:02.000 You want to see her?

00:38:04.000 Yeah, that's where I'm getting to.

00:38:05.000 So she's obviously still having lots of fun with hot guys.

00:38:09.000 By the way, you know what this really is?

00:38:11.000 This is an obvious self-own where she's hiding her jealousy.

00:38:16.000 And she's saying, I'm actually kind of, I feel sad for you that you're pregnant because you just ruined your body.

00:38:21.000 Meanwhile, she would kill her firstborn to have a firstborn.

00:38:27.000 Yummy.

00:38:31.000 Delicious.

00:38:34.000 Still getting those hot guys, are we?

00:38:37.000 The yuck.

00:38:40.000 Um, are you a fucking porn star for the Adams family?

00:38:45.000 What is that thing?

00:38:47.000 The Adams Apple family.

00:38:48.000 She's a dude.

00:38:49.000 Oh, she better not put on any weight.

00:38:52.000 That would be really gross if she was to put on weight.

00:38:54.000 My lord.

00:38:56.000 Look at the loneliness.

00:38:57.000 Oh, my God.

00:38:58.000 That's terrifying.

00:39:00.000 That's really scary, dude.

00:39:02.000 That is saw.

00:39:04.000 Wow, that's terrible.

00:39:04.000 Still enjoying your hot guys?

00:39:07.000 They're not enjoying you.

00:39:09.000 Let me guess.

00:39:09.000 You have your hot guys at 4 a.m. when he's tried every other possibility.

00:39:20.000 Look at 50217.

00:39:24.000 5-0.

00:39:25.000 No, she says, my notes say I'm 50 and hot.

00:39:29.000 I'm single at 50.

00:39:30.000 Why?

00:39:31.000 Men hate me being brainier than them.

00:39:35.000 No, they hate you because you have the face of Ted Danson.

00:39:40.000 Why am I disinviting my unvaccinated friends from my dinner parties?

00:39:44.000 Yeah, so no one's showing up to her dinner parties.

00:39:47.000 She's like, good.

00:39:48.000 You're not invited anyway.

00:39:50.000 Like, how sad is this?

00:39:52.000 I'm a sexist.

00:39:53.000 And what do I want?

00:39:54.000 I want women to be loved.

00:39:56.000 I want them to be happy.

00:39:57.000 I want them to be surrounded by little angels that they created that call them mom and snuggle with them in the mornings.

00:40:04.000 Mother's Day, drawings.

00:40:07.000 Tooth fairy sneaking the money under the pillow.

00:40:10.000 Yay, mommy's home.

00:40:12.000 I miss you, mom.

00:40:13.000 I need a hug.

00:40:15.000 Hey, kids, you don't have to come downstairs for cereal.

00:40:17.000 It's cartoon morning.

00:40:18.000 I brought you some fruit loops.

00:40:20.000 There you go.

00:40:22.000 Thanks, mom.

00:40:22.000 You're the greatest.

00:40:24.000 I love my mom.

00:40:25.000 They do little projects for school.

00:40:27.000 Why?

00:40:27.000 10 reasons I love my mom.

00:40:30.000 Little drawings of what's your favorite thing to do?

00:40:32.000 And it's him and his mom at the park and they're holding hands and the sun is there, colored in yellow.

00:40:38.000 That's what I want for you.

00:40:42.000 But we live, we've been brainwashed into thinking that babies are gross, sex with strangers is meaningful.

00:40:51.000 Sex with strangers is boring.

00:40:53.000 Let's cut the shit.

00:40:55.000 The only thing that makes it interesting is the possibility that this could be the one and this is a building block.

00:41:00.000 But if it is absolutely positively not going to happen, like she's getting on a fucking rocket to Mars the next day, there's nothing there.

00:41:08.000 There's no rapport.

00:41:09.000 That's why fucking prostitutes is so sad.

00:41:12.000 Because this is someone who finds you so repulsive, she needs to put a condom on your dick to suck it, and then she still needs whatever it is today.

00:41:20.000 500, 100, depending on the town, the context, the quality.

00:41:27.000 If someone dared me to suck a piece of frozen shit, I would say, okay, let's do 100 bucks, but I want to put a condom on it.

00:41:36.000 And then I would go like this.

00:41:38.000 And I'd make my money.

00:41:40.000 That's what prostitutes are doing.

00:41:41.000 Your dick is a frozen piece of shit if you're with a prostitute.

00:41:46.000 You happy now?

00:41:47.000 She feels nothing.

00:41:49.000 There is zero going on there.

00:41:52.000 How is that different from beating off to porn or fucking a sex doll?

00:41:57.000 You're a loser.

00:41:59.000 Stop it.

00:42:00.000 But that was a great dishonor to her and to her family.

00:42:03.000 Stop watching porn.

00:42:04.000 Stop jerking off.

00:42:05.000 Put a ring on it.

00:42:09.000 If he can't make up his mind in nine months, he can't make up his mind ever, ladies.

00:42:13.000 I know people, I know a guy who's been dating the same girl for nine years and he hasn't put a ring on it.

00:42:20.000 That's just as much her fault.

00:42:21.000 Look at Chrissy Mayer.

00:42:22.000 I think she's been with that guy for seven years.

00:42:25.000 And one of the reasons he's with her possibly is she can't have kids.

00:42:29.000 Or another trick men do is they buy the woman a dog and that appeases her maternal instincts for a while, which is bizarre.

00:42:39.000 That's sort of like those hands they put on babies.

00:42:42.000 It's like full of like sand and it makes the baby think there's a hand there and then the mom can go up and make a coffee.

00:42:51.000 Put a ring on that asshole.

00:42:53.000 Don't wait, wait, wait.

00:42:54.000 I want to be a little bit more.

00:42:55.000 Don't put a ring on her asshole.

00:42:57.000 It will fall off.

00:43:00.000 If you put a ring on her asshole, it will fall off.

00:43:04.000 I heard a great Mitch Hedberg in the car I hadn't heard before.

00:43:08.000 He goes, I was at, what was the concert?

00:43:11.000 It was like Wasp or some...

00:43:13.000 Oh, it was Monster Voodoo Machine or Monster Magnet.

00:43:17.000 Damn.

00:43:17.000 Few people remember Monster Magnet.

00:43:19.000 He was like, I was at a show in New York with Monster Magnet.

00:43:23.000 My Mitch Hedberg isn't very good.

00:43:25.000 And he yelled out, who here feels like human beings?

00:43:30.000 And then he yelled out, who here feels like an animal?

00:43:35.000 And everyone cheered.

00:43:37.000 But I cheered at the first one because I did not know there would be a second option.

00:43:45.000 I wish I had known and I would have chosen animal.

00:43:51.000 He's so fucking great.

00:43:54.000 He is Sprinkles.

00:43:55.000 From now on, I'm just going to say you have the Mitch headband.

00:44:01.000 That was such an era-specific band.

00:44:04.000 Yeah.

00:44:05.000 They just like, time swallowed them up.

00:44:07.000 No one on Earth puts Monster Magnet on.

00:44:11.000 That looks like a snapshot of like the times.

00:44:14.000 What was that time?

00:44:15.000 I feel like it was the late 90s.

00:44:18.000 Well, 2009 was this video.

00:44:21.000 1998.

00:44:22.000 1998.

00:44:23.000 Yeah.

00:44:23.000 It was the UMG review.

00:44:25.000 Late 90s.

00:44:25.000 Oh, yeah.

00:44:26.000 Monster Voodoo Machine was another one.

00:44:28.000 Yeah, they had that.

00:44:29.000 This whole shot right here, that murder junkies.

00:44:32.000 No, no.

00:44:34.000 What were they called?

00:44:35.000 Fuck.

00:44:38.000 Jane's Addiction?

00:44:39.000 Were they 90s?

00:44:40.000 No, but Jane's Addiction last.

00:44:42.000 Like, you'd put on Jane's Addiction.

00:44:43.000 I know you hate them.

00:44:44.000 I do.

00:44:45.000 But Pixies, Jane's Addiction, you'll put that on in 20 years.

00:44:49.000 No one will ever listen to Monster Magnet again.

00:44:53.000 Tom McDonald has a new song out.

00:44:55.000 What the fuck is the name of that band?

00:44:59.000 Tom McDonald, who's Tom McDonald?

00:45:01.000 He's a guy with a band.

00:45:03.000 He's got a new song out.

00:45:04.000 Early Jane, like Jane, cover some rage.

00:45:07.000 Yeah.

00:45:07.000 Now that I know, now that I've said, please stop sending me Tom McDonald, my mailbox is so full of fucking Tom McDonald.

00:45:13.000 It was so dumb of me to say, please stop sending me Tom McDonald.

00:45:16.000 I saw a thing where like it apparently a song was produced by Eminem and with a slim shady beat or something, he credited him.

00:45:25.000 But I don't know if that's like some weird diss or if he really did collaborate with Eminem.

00:45:30.000 Because he is completely politically opposite from him.

00:45:34.000 Yeah, whatever.

00:45:36.000 I forgot to show you the New York Post cover.

00:45:38.000 Coza Ghostra.

00:45:39.000 Apparently, the Lucchese mobster had his dead grandma tell him to rat to the FBI.

00:45:43.000 So he didn't really do anything wrong.

00:45:46.000 you had a problem with him, take it up with the ghost.

00:45:49.000 And then the post has a ghost with a wooden spoon.

00:45:53.000 This is why I love the New York Post.

00:45:55.000 Coza Ghostra.

00:45:56.000 I fell in love with them during the Clinton scandal where they called Monica Lewinsky a Portley pepper pot, which she describes as a low point in her life, but that didn't really occur to me at the time.

00:46:07.000 All right.

00:46:07.000 It's time for the racism report.

00:46:13.000 Talk about racism.

00:46:17.000 That was racist, guys.

00:46:18.000 How long did you work on that piece of shit?

00:46:20.000 I don't remember.

00:46:22.000 Like days.

00:46:24.000 Chilling.

00:46:26.000 Talk about racism.

00:46:28.000 Didn't you give me the outline for what this would be?

00:46:31.000 Yeah, because it used to just be that.

00:46:34.000 I don't think that's true.

00:46:36.000 Yeah.

00:46:36.000 Okay.

00:46:37.000 It was.

00:46:38.000 I had to come in and save that and make it slightly less shitty.

00:46:42.000 If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have that and that and that.

00:46:45.000 You'd still have the weird effects.

00:46:47.000 Why do you do all those effects?

00:46:49.000 They give you epilepsy.

00:46:53.000 I thought this was bizarre.

00:46:55.000 So 1-8, they're doing a thing on slavery.

00:46:59.000 Some stupid movie machine thing.

00:47:03.000 What is this now?

00:47:04.000 A TV show about slavery is enough to undo you.

00:47:08.000 See, now if I was black, this would bother me because you're making us look like pussies.

00:47:14.000 Did the English people in Braveheart need therapists?

00:47:17.000 They hired a therapist to come in and help counsel the actors as they played slaves.

00:47:25.000 You know what that's really about, by the way?

00:47:27.000 The truth of the matter?

00:47:30.000 The studio didn't want to get sued.

00:47:34.000 That's racist of them to assume blacks are ambulance chasers and are going to sue them.

00:47:45.000 The comments for these are usually black people like, enough.

00:47:49.000 Yet traumatized the entire black population with the trailer alone because we needed another slavery corps series?

00:47:54.000 Yes, thank you.

00:47:56.000 You know, remember Snoop Dogg?

00:47:58.000 They showed roots on some Black History Day, and Snoop said, oh, can we stop it with this shit?

00:48:04.000 And I was like, oh, I agree with Snoopy Dog Dog for once in my life.

00:48:07.000 And then he goes, this is Jews lauding their victory over us, trying to make us feel like losers.

00:48:19.000 What?

00:48:20.000 That's a hot take, Snoop.

00:48:22.000 And when he said Jews, he meant white people.

00:48:25.000 White people like to show slavery core because it's like, we used to kick your ass.

00:48:30.000 He got canceled for that, which was crazy.

00:48:33.000 It's about.

00:48:35.000 Yeah, nothing happened to him, of course.

00:48:37.000 He's on Louis Farrakhan's box set with Stevie Wonder.

00:48:41.000 You cannot get canceled when you're black.

00:48:44.000 Black privilege.

00:48:45.000 But yeah, the reason we show slavery movies is because whites are obsessed with their sins.

00:48:51.000 And they get some sort of strange joy out of self-hatred and ethnomasochism.

00:48:58.000 I don't get it.

00:48:59.000 I don't get it.

00:49:00.000 I don't have that trait.

00:49:02.000 But it seems so common among whites that I believe it's genetic.

00:49:07.000 There's a genetic trait in whites where they like to suffer.

00:49:10.000 And maybe that's why Christianity did so well.

00:49:13.000 Because they all feel like martyrs.

00:49:20.000 This is kind of old news, but we should show it anyway.

00:49:23.000 1-9, Dan Bongino was talking about this.

00:49:29.000 This is our buddy.

00:49:30.000 What's his name?

00:49:30.000 Mark Lamont Hill, who's a Muslim, who was canceled from saying, from the river to the sea, which is a Palestinian saying, meaning let's kill all the Jews and eradicate Israel.

00:49:40.000 That got him fired from CNN.

00:49:41.000 Now he does a thing called black news.

00:49:43.000 Can you imagine doing a shoe called white news?

00:49:47.000 Again, black privilege.

00:49:48.000 Now, here Mark Lamont Hill asks the guy what he loves about being white.

00:49:52.000 And it's a baited question, right?

00:49:55.000 I can't resist when someone does this to me.

00:49:58.000 I can't resist taking the bait.

00:50:00.000 Like, why do you beat your wife?

00:50:02.000 Because she's a bitch.

00:50:04.000 You know what I mean?

00:50:05.000 Like, when they, when they, because I know what they're doing, and I can't help but, like, walk right into it and go, yeah, bitch, I am a murderer.

00:50:12.000 I am a racist.

00:50:13.000 I am a whatever you want me to be.

00:50:16.000 But you're not supposed to do that.

00:50:18.000 This is how you're supposed to handle those questions.

00:50:20.000 Right now, Christopher, what do you like about being white?

00:50:23.000 What would you say?

00:50:24.000 See, stop.

00:50:26.000 There, I would say, I don't know, inventing everything and electricity and the Western world, which is not how I truly feel.

00:50:36.000 The thing I like about the West is that we don't talk about race all the time.

00:50:39.000 We let you be you.

00:50:41.000 But in this context, I wouldn't be able to resist being a cocksucker.

00:50:44.000 It's like, well, yeah, exactly.

00:50:46.000 I don't know.

00:50:47.000 Again, it's such an amorphous term.

00:50:49.000 It's like a census term or a criteria.

00:50:52.000 Can you do me a favor?

00:50:52.000 Indulge me.

00:50:53.000 Indulge me for one.

00:50:54.000 You know what he really should have said?

00:50:56.000 What do you like about being Muslim?

00:50:58.000 Because Mark Lamont Hill won't ever tell anyone that he is.

00:51:02.000 Indulge me for a minute.

00:51:02.000 I understand you see it as.

00:51:04.000 He also laughed in my face when I said Muslims are 1% of the population because he thinks it's like 30.

00:51:10.000 It's one, Mark.

00:51:11.000 This is why you're fired because you don't know anything.

00:51:16.000 You can see his debate with Roger Stone right here on Censored.tv.

00:51:20.000 This is true.

00:51:21.000 Recognize that the world sees you as white.

00:51:23.000 You know the world reads you as white.

00:51:24.000 And if you were to ask me some things I like about being black, I could talk about cultural norms.

00:51:28.000 I could talk about tradition.

00:51:29.000 I could talk about the kind of commonalities I feel around the diaspora.

00:51:32.000 If I were to ask you what, particularly if you're saying whiteness is a thing that is being constructed as negative and shouldn't be, name something positive that you like about being white.

00:51:41.000 Well, sure.

00:51:42.000 You know, I'll answer with a thing.

00:51:46.000 There's a lot of documents that are floating around public schools that say things like timeliness, showing up on time, is a white supremacist value or a white value, white dominant value, things like rationality, things like the enlightenment, things like objectivity.

00:52:02.000 Rugged ideas.

00:52:03.000 These are very strange things to be ascribed to a racial identity.

00:52:06.000 My view is that these are actually should be ascribed to every individual human being.

00:52:10.000 Every individual human being, regardless of whatever racial category we impose on them.

00:52:15.000 Yes.

00:52:16.000 Yes.

00:52:17.000 Yeah.

00:52:17.000 You know what?

00:52:18.000 Mark does not accept that answer.

00:52:19.000 That was disappointing.

00:52:20.000 He's like, no, no, no, but you didn't tell me what you like about it.

00:52:22.000 You're saying things that they aren't.

00:52:24.000 That should be.

00:52:25.000 See, what pisses me off about that is it's considered a trap to get someone to say something nice about whites.

00:52:31.000 Right.

00:52:31.000 I dare say that.

00:52:32.000 And I resent that that's a trap.

00:52:34.000 Yeah, that fucking sucks.

00:52:35.000 As a not-white person, that sucks.

00:52:37.000 Yeah.

00:52:37.000 Because I love white people.

00:52:38.000 You could never do that with a trap with any other race.

00:52:40.000 What do you like about being Mexican?

00:52:41.000 What do you like about being black?

00:52:42.000 What do you like about being Japanese?

00:52:43.000 They would go off for an hour and everyone would go, yay.

00:52:46.000 Right.

00:52:48.000 But he did kind of like sneakily like name she's like being on time, being objective, logical.

00:52:53.000 Well, but that's the way that the schools phrase it.

00:52:55.000 They say all these awesome things about whites.

00:52:57.000 We're getting to the point now where the KKK could just run on a DNC platform and they would be happy.

00:53:05.000 I don't think racists have to do anything anymore.

00:53:07.000 You're good.

00:53:08.000 We've got welfare shattering the black family.

00:53:10.000 We've got the DNC pushing for abortion, which is wildly disproportionately black.

00:53:16.000 We've got the left pushing for segregation.

00:53:19.000 Black prom, black this, black that.

00:53:21.000 We're going back to Jim Crow voluntarily.

00:53:25.000 If I was a racist, I would just go, you don't need me.

00:53:28.000 You seem to be handling it great yourselves.

00:53:38.000 Christian, that doesn't answer the question, though.

00:53:42.000 You're telling me you're making strawmen about things that are ascribed to whiteness that you think are wrongfully ascribed to whiteness.

00:53:46.000 You know what's amazing about this?

00:53:48.000 Mark Lamont Hill sees this as a win.

00:53:50.000 This went viral.

00:53:51.000 It wasn't just Dan Bongino talking about it.

00:53:53.000 Look, 1.2 million views.

00:53:54.000 This went everywhere.

00:53:56.000 And Mark Lamont Hill is like, see, I nailed him.

00:53:59.000 Nope.

00:54:01.000 A negative thing.

00:54:02.000 And there's something that you actually, and that whiteness actually shouldn't be constructed as all negative.

00:54:06.000 Name something positive about being, that you believe is positive about being white.

00:54:11.000 Again, I don't buy into the framework that the world can be reduced into these metaphysical categories of whiteness and blackness.

00:54:18.000 I think that's wrong.

00:54:19.000 I think we should look at people as individuals.

00:54:20.000 I think that's what I'm saying.

00:54:21.000 And you know what's ironic?

00:54:23.000 Whites are the only ones who do that.

00:54:26.000 So he's saying, I don't want to get into this, what is uniquely white.

00:54:30.000 And it is uniquely white to not want to get into that.

00:54:35.000 Exactly.

00:54:36.000 That's deep, dog.

00:54:37.000 That's heavy, motherfucker.

00:54:39.000 Oh, here's another scene from the Mark Lamont Hill and other guys.

00:54:43.000 And Mr. Wallace.

00:54:45.000 We got into this thing with the best intentions, really.

00:54:48.000 I never...

00:54:49.000 I mean, the vibes aren't the same either.

00:54:52.000 Well, allow me to retort.

00:54:58.000 What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

00:55:02.000 What?

00:55:04.000 What country are you from?

00:55:06.000 What?

00:55:06.000 What ain't no country I ever heard of.

00:55:08.000 They speak English and what?

00:55:11.000 What?

00:55:11.000 English, motherfucker?

00:55:12.000 Do you speak it?

00:55:13.000 Yes!

00:55:14.000 Similar energy.

00:55:15.000 Similar vibes.

00:55:17.000 Hatred.

00:55:18.000 Resentment.

00:55:18.000 That's what I hate about all this racial shit is you're making everyone hate us for no reason.

00:55:25.000 I'm mad at whites for enjoying it, too.

00:55:27.000 That's the disturbing part.

00:55:28.000 They love it so much.

00:55:29.000 Anyway, here's a white mom taking on critical race theory and handling herself beautifully.

00:55:39.000 These educators put their own names out there.

00:55:43.000 We have Mr. Berry who took it upon himself with Miss Cyrus to create a curriculum.

00:55:49.000 That should be it.

00:55:51.000 Do you want the proof?

00:55:52.000 I have the proof.

00:55:53.000 You created a curriculum of Black Panther indoctrination.

00:55:58.000 Ma'am.

00:55:59.000 You used taxpayers' dollars.

00:56:02.000 One more time.

00:56:03.000 I have no issue hearing what you have to say.

00:56:06.000 Why can't we not let the public speak?

00:56:09.000 Why can't we let the public know that you're teaching our children to go out and murder our police officers?

00:56:15.000 See, you dummies, you attacked.

00:56:18.000 When you brainwashed liberals, college students, everything was fine because people just rolled their eyes at them.

00:56:23.000 But now you're attacking little kids.

00:56:26.000 And you don't attack cubs when the mama bear is present or the mama bear is going to come and fucking get you.

00:56:32.000 Look at how unflappable she is.

00:56:35.000 She's not remotely nervous, perfect adrenaline control because she knows she's right.

00:56:40.000 And I love that she named names.

00:56:42.000 That's crucial.

00:56:42.000 That's why, by the way, Scientology is so successful because they went after individuals.

00:56:49.000 Do you want the proof?

00:56:50.000 I have the proof.

00:56:51.000 Is that what scares you, the proof?

00:56:54.000 That a parent actually standing up against all of you?

00:56:57.000 Is that what scares you to call out the names of these people?

00:57:01.000 You work for me.

00:57:03.000 I don't work for you.

00:57:05.000 You have a duty.

00:57:06.000 We are entrusting our children to you.

00:57:09.000 We teach our children morals, values when they grow up to commit crimes and end up in prison and kill a police officer.

00:57:17.000 It's our fault?

00:57:18.000 No, it's your fault.

00:57:20.000 You're emotionally abusing our children and mentally abusing them.

00:57:24.000 You're demoralizing them by teaching them communist values.

00:57:28.000 This is still America, ma'am.

00:57:30.000 And as long as I'm standing here on this good ground earth of God, I will fight.

00:57:36.000 And I'm not, this is not the last of me you will see.

00:57:39.000 I'm retired.

00:57:41.000 I have nothing else better to do.

00:57:44.000 We can do it peacefully or we can take it to the highest courts.

00:57:48.000 Because you know, and I know I'm not the only parent fighting is all across America right now.

00:57:52.000 Schools are trying to poison our children's minds, teaching them about things that have no right to be taught in school.

00:58:01.000 So normally, I'm just going to, if you don't mind, I'm going to just give you just a feedback for a moment.

00:58:08.000 I have no problem having a peaceful discussion.

00:58:11.000 This is not a peaceful discussion.

00:58:12.000 No, that's your opinion.

00:58:14.000 See, here we go again.

00:58:15.000 This is peaceful.

00:58:16.000 To me, this is peaceful.

00:58:18.000 Well, I'm not burning, looting, and murdering.

00:58:21.000 This is peaceful.

00:58:22.000 I did not.

00:58:24.000 That was perfect.

00:58:26.000 It's rare you see a perfect clip.

00:58:28.000 I want to save that.

00:58:30.000 She nailed it so well.

00:58:31.000 And by the way, the Black Panthers were in the late 60s, early 70s, a reaction to the 50s and 60s, which we don't defend here on the show.

00:58:39.000 We start at 1970.

00:58:42.000 The new Black Panthers are violent racists that want to kill white people.

00:58:46.000 They want segregation.

00:58:47.000 They want death and suffering.

00:58:50.000 So in both cases, Black Panthers shouldn't be part of a curriculum.

00:58:55.000 They're talking about something in a different context.

00:58:59.000 You can talk about them in history class, of course, but if there's some sort of like, let's put the Black Panther agenda in modern times, it's either the new Black Panthers who are psychotic or the old Black Panthers who we're talking about a different time.

00:59:13.000 Why are they on a children's school curriculum?

00:59:16.000 There's more of that too, but I don't know if you want to just have that in the show notes.

00:59:20.000 And there's the full video.

00:59:21.000 It's 11 minutes on it.

00:59:24.000 We'll put it in the show notes.

00:59:27.000 Let's go to my pet Biden.

00:59:29.000 That's always fun.

00:59:30.000 I've become a real snob with Biden quotes, by the way.

00:59:33.000 If he's not a 1,000% dementia patient with Down syndrome who just had a head injury and was woken up from a deep sleep, I don't put it on the show.

00:59:47.000 Biden.

00:59:48.000 On him I can depend.

00:59:51.000 Biden.

00:59:53.000 President.

00:59:54.000 He's big and blue and sleepy.

00:59:56.000 But a friendly monster too.

00:59:59.000 My pet.

01:00:00.000 Biden.

01:00:00.000 Wait, what?

01:00:01.000 That doesn't rhyme.

01:00:07.000 What is he talking about?

01:00:09.000 2-3.

01:00:12.000 How many times have we asked this?

01:00:21.000 Go back.

01:00:21.000 We need 101% of all Biden clothes.

01:00:25.000 Make it bigger.

01:00:26.000 We don't care about the text.

01:00:32.000 By the way, stop.

01:00:34.000 I am so tired of these fucking sign language people.

01:00:37.000 Me too.

01:00:38.000 It's such bullshit.

01:00:40.000 Everyone has closed captions.

01:00:42.000 We don't need you.

01:00:44.000 This is a virtue signal as a person.

01:00:47.000 Stop it.

01:00:48.000 How many people don't have access to closed captions and need that sign language?

01:00:52.000 Three?

01:00:54.000 Sorry, three people.

01:00:55.000 Get your shit together.

01:01:01.000 They have a, by the way, Biden's translator has a hard job in sign language.

01:01:10.000 These are girls I want to fuck.

01:01:12.000 Well, thank you.

01:01:13.000 Please, if you have a seat, sit down.

01:01:16.000 And I've got to make one check.

01:01:27.000 Poo gross.

01:01:33.000 Poo gross.

01:01:34.000 He thinks this is like kissing babies.

01:01:36.000 It's not, it's molesting girls.

01:01:42.000 I just had to make sure the two girls got ice cream when this is over.

01:01:47.000 Imagine how excited you'd be when you're four, five?

01:01:51.000 Almost five.

01:01:52.000 Almost five years old.

01:01:53.000 Coming to hear a president speak.

01:01:57.000 You know, dude, if she puts on berets and gets some knee-high socks, she can look like she's 11.

01:02:02.000 She gets all done up.

01:02:05.000 Put a 2-4?

01:02:07.000 2-4.

01:02:08.000 Locking 2-4, eh?

01:02:10.000 Get a 2-4 under your arm, fuck.

01:02:13.000 Oh, he did another you-know-the-thing.

01:02:17.000 Etc.

01:02:21.000 What are you doing, dude?

01:02:28.000 We hold these truths to be self-evident.

01:02:31.000 That all men and women are created equal, endowed by their creator with certain inalienable rights, including life, liberty, etc.

01:02:42.000 No.

01:02:43.000 This is the President of the United States.

01:02:46.000 No.

01:02:46.000 Life, Liberty, etc.

01:02:50.000 You know the thing.

01:02:51.000 That's a t-shirt.

01:02:52.000 We got to make that a t-shirt.

01:02:54.000 Etc.

01:02:55.000 We have so many new t-shirts.

01:02:57.000 That's on my to-do list to do a whole new t-shirt line.

01:03:00.000 I think we're up to like five humdingers.

01:03:04.000 And I love those shirts because people go, oh, Biden.

01:03:07.000 Oh, wait.

01:03:08.000 Oh, fuck you.

01:03:10.000 No, fuck you.

01:03:13.000 That's 2-4.

01:03:14.000 Okay, now jump up to 20.

01:03:16.000 And we can see how the media handles this loser bumbling president.

01:03:20.000 Like George W. Bush fucked up a lot.

01:03:22.000 Said, fool me once.

01:03:24.000 Fool me.

01:03:25.000 Shame on me.

01:03:26.000 Fool me.

01:03:26.000 Twice.

01:03:27.000 Won't get fooled again.

01:03:29.000 And the media ridiculed him, as they should.

01:03:31.000 He said something stupid.

01:03:33.000 But this is how the media handles bumbling presidents when they're on the left side of the political spectrum.

01:03:40.000 He talks about Hunter Biden's hard drive.

01:03:43.000 He talks about conspiracy theories.

01:03:45.000 The whole smear on Joe Biden comes from the Kremlin.

01:03:49.000 Most of those charges unverified.

01:03:51.000 Charges so heinous, I'm not even going to say them.

01:03:55.000 I don't know.

01:03:55.000 It's his laptop.

01:03:56.000 And he's in the midst of a scandal.

01:03:58.000 He's not.

01:03:59.000 And he's taking...

01:04:00.000 Of course he is in this baseless conspiracy theories about Joe Biden and his son, Hunter.

01:04:07.000 Do you ever wish you'd had Apple Care?

01:04:13.000 Charges so heinous, and yet they continue to come out.

01:04:16.000 As there's new details on what may be on Hunter Biden's laptop, we know, for example, there's content that suggests Joe Biden went to some lunches with some executives from Burisma and Eastern European countries, and as well a picture with those corrupt politicians as well.

01:04:30.000 Let's bring in Dan Bongino, who's a Fox News contributor and the host of the Dan Bongino show, streaming live daily on Fox Nation.

01:04:37.000 Dan, we're just going to laugh this off, right?

01:04:40.000 Come on, he's not.

01:04:41.000 He's not.

01:04:42.000 That's how you do it.

01:04:43.000 You know, Will, the media is worse than Pravda.

01:04:46.000 I mean, at least Pravda in the old Soviet Union.

01:04:51.000 And the crazy thing about the laptop, too, is it's there.

01:04:54.000 The evidence is there.

01:04:55.000 There's photographs.

01:04:57.000 So it went from a conspiracy theory to people Seeing what's actually on it, and they still are in denial.

01:05:04.000 Like, I was making disgusting baby fucking jokes this episode.

01:05:08.000 I think Biden could get caught sexually molesting a girl, and they could see the fucking footage, and they go, That's a deep fake.

01:05:16.000 Like, you just can't.

01:05:18.000 If Hunter Biden's laptop doesn't shake the foundation, then the foundation is unshakable.

01:05:25.000 So, give up.

01:05:27.000 Give up on convincing liberals that the president is corrupt.

01:05:32.000 It's not going to happen.

01:05:34.000 All right, let's do some COVIDs.

01:05:37.000 If your language requires a paintbrush to write, your language sucks.

01:05:42.000 Your language is stupid.

01:05:44.000 Fucking Chinese.

01:05:45.000 Chinese virus comes from China.

01:05:48.000 Chinese asshole!

01:05:49.000 Just keep your hands off my dog.

01:05:55.000 I guess we all know this 2-5 Trump is once again vindicated.

01:06:00.000 Have you seen anything at this point that gives you a high degree of confidence that the Wuhan Institute of Virology was the origin of this virus?

01:06:09.000 Yes, I have.

01:06:10.000 Yes, I have.

01:06:11.000 And I think that the World Health Organization should be ashamed of themselves because they're like the public relations agency for China.

01:06:21.000 And this country pays them almost $500 million a year, and China pays them $38 million a year.

01:06:28.000 My question is, have you seen anything at this point?

01:06:31.000 Perfect!

01:06:33.000 I have a footage of my daughter when she was about four.

01:06:37.000 We lived in Brooklyn, and she's dancing on this windowsill like this, just wearing tights and a dress.

01:06:44.000 And my wife is zooming in on her as she's dancing.

01:06:46.000 And then when she's done, she just looks at the camera and she goes, perfect.

01:06:53.000 Your own hype man.

01:06:57.000 So go to 2-7.

01:06:59.000 Michael 1.

01:07:00.000 I know.

01:07:00.000 2-7.

01:07:02.000 Fauci is canceled, right?

01:07:03.000 We touched on this yesterday, but he was pro-mask, he was anti-mask.

01:07:08.000 But the big picture is that he was involved in funding a lab in Wuhan where all this started.

01:07:18.000 So the best case scenario is he's responsible for funding the lab that built this virus.

01:07:24.000 That's a good case scenario.

01:07:25.000 Bad case scenario is he helped them develop a bioweapon that destroyed the world.

01:07:30.000 Oh, by the way, I've been to say this.

01:07:32.000 I have a solution.

01:07:34.000 Let's sue China.

01:07:36.000 Well, they'll never pay you.

01:07:37.000 I know.

01:07:37.000 We owe them billions.

01:07:39.000 Every country should say to China, you're canceling our debt.

01:07:44.000 Great point.

01:07:45.000 Or a substantial portion of it.

01:07:47.000 That's the beauty of debt.

01:07:49.000 The ball's in your court.

01:07:50.000 Ownership is nine-tenths of the law.

01:07:52.000 So I'm not paying you back your money.

01:07:54.000 You cost me X billions.

01:07:56.000 So you present them with a bill.

01:07:57.000 They say, fuck you.

01:07:58.000 I'm not going to pay it.

01:07:59.000 And you go, well, fuck you.

01:08:00.000 I'm not paying you.

01:08:01.000 Italy must own China tons of money.

01:08:03.000 Germany, France, every country that suffered must owe China tons of money.

01:08:08.000 And then people say, okay, well, then they'll just say, we're not manufacturing for you anymore.

01:08:11.000 Okay, that's horrible.

01:08:14.000 Geez, I'd hate it if manufacturing came back to America.

01:08:17.000 That would be a nightmare.

01:08:18.000 I'd hate it if the Rust Belt all of a sudden shook off its shackles and started grinding up a storm again.

01:08:24.000 That would just be a nightmare.

01:08:26.000 China is asking.

01:08:27.000 In my utopia, by the way, of endless trades, we've got the guys.

01:08:35.000 So yeah, let's just briefly read the headlines in case I didn't miss any.

01:08:38.000 Looks a lot like perjury, says Dr. Fauci, where they just attack Tucker, by the way, whenever he says this.

01:08:45.000 Lying to the Senate after emails reveal he feared Wuhan scientists were doing gain of function research, but he told lawmakers they weren't.

01:08:51.000 Fox News hosts says a trove of emails from the country's top disease expert indicates he lied about chances that the virus could be man-made.

01:08:58.000 Yeah.

01:08:59.000 Some emails appear to indicate knowledge of government-funded collaboration with a Chinese lab in Wuhan, which he funded.

01:09:04.000 A senior virologist shared an article in another email suggesting the virus could be a bioweapon from a website that social media companies later banned.

01:09:12.000 Carlson says Fauci said early on that the virus came from bats, a stance which was supported by government-funded coronavirus research in Wuhan.

01:09:21.000 Some redactions in the emails, he said, suggest Fauci could be under investigation.

01:09:25.000 Other emails suggested misleading statements were about...

01:09:27.000 Have you noticed, by the way, they've pushed him out to sea already?

01:09:31.000 Oh, yeah.

01:09:32.000 So earlier I said they're not convincible.

01:09:35.000 The worst case scenario is when you finally prove to them that there's a villain, he just, they can't see him anymore.

01:09:41.000 They don't go, we were wrong.

01:09:42.000 They just redact.

01:09:44.000 They erase that part of history.

01:09:47.000 What's 2-8?

01:09:49.000 Scientists warned Fauci, China was likely lying about COVID death.

01:09:52.000 Fauci said email was too long for me to read.

01:09:55.000 Oh, I've seen some defend him, though, and say, he was getting thousands of emails a day.

01:09:59.000 He couldn't sort through them.

01:10:00.000 Oh, really?

01:10:01.000 Were you that sympathetic when Roger Stone was getting thousands of emails a day during the Trump campaign?

01:10:06.000 And you ruined his life and bankrupted him?

01:10:11.000 What's 2.9?

01:10:16.000 So Fauci is either going to vanish and never be discussed again, or they'll keep defending him, and then he'll vanish.

01:10:24.000 He will not go to jail, I promise you.

01:10:27.000 Tom Cotton keeps repeating a coronavirus conspiracy theory that was already debunked, says WAPO.

01:10:34.000 Then, of course, we find out the truth and it becomes Tom Cotton keeps repeating a coronavirus fringe theory that some scientists have a problem with.

01:10:43.000 This is another problem with the news in the internet age.

01:10:48.000 Articles are amorphous blobs where they change the title and the content.

01:10:53.000 I know this because I would sue.

01:10:54.000 I'd get lawyers involved when they'd call me a white supremacist and a Nazi.

01:10:58.000 And then that sentence would just disappear.

01:11:00.000 No retraction.

01:11:01.000 Like when the New York Post said in a photo caption, I've been the leader of the white supremacist movement since Trump or something like that for like eight years.

01:11:12.000 And I got lawyers involved.

01:11:13.000 I called her at her home.

01:11:16.000 And she goes, my dude, this isn't her.

01:11:18.000 And they just took the line out.

01:11:25.000 They control history.

01:11:27.000 It's the beauty of books, the beauty of this show.

01:11:29.000 We can't change this show.

01:11:31.000 It's there.

01:11:32.000 All right, let's do the mailbag.

01:11:37.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.

01:11:42.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

01:11:47.000 Let me touch it.

01:11:51.000 White chucks.

01:11:53.000 I've been meaning to tell, dear Gavin and Yoko Ono.

01:11:56.000 I've been meaning to tell you for a while that white chucks are retarded.

01:11:59.000 Especially you're hoofing around the city.

01:12:00.000 They get dirty way too fast.

01:12:02.000 That's not true.

01:12:03.000 They stay white for a week.

01:12:04.000 Then you just have a pair of tan chucks.

01:12:06.000 A pair of black Adidas gazelles will last forever.

01:12:09.000 This person's a retard.

01:12:11.000 I don't like those gazelles.

01:12:12.000 Gazelles look really cool the first day you wear them, and then they slowly crumple until they turn into ballet slippers.

01:12:21.000 They do not age.

01:12:22.000 They age like tissue paper.

01:12:24.000 The leather gets all wrinkly and they totally lose their shape.

01:12:26.000 The great thing about Chuck Taylors is they never lose their shape.

01:12:30.000 Canvas, bro.

01:12:31.000 So, no.

01:12:32.000 And they can't handle rain.

01:12:34.000 And you know, the great thing about Chucks, too, is you're walking across wet grass in the morning and that little rubber toe protects your toes.

01:12:40.000 Gazelles get all wet and wrinkly and shitty.

01:12:44.000 And gazelles are for kids.

01:12:46.000 They're for beastie boys.

01:12:48.000 You can't wear gazelles after like 29.

01:12:54.000 Yeah.

01:12:54.000 Not a fan of those.

01:12:56.000 Nope.

01:12:56.000 Never been.

01:12:57.000 The Chucks are pretty cool.

01:13:02.000 Uh.

01:13:07.000 Saw the emails between Fauci and Cuomo, though, right?

01:13:10.000 No.

01:13:10.000 It was like borderline gay and just very stupid.

01:13:14.000 Well, then I don't want to hear it.

01:13:15.000 Just you're awesome and you rock?

01:13:17.000 No, it was like borderline gay.

01:13:19.000 It was like, you could play my wife in the movie when they make the movie about me.

01:13:24.000 Yeah, it's weird.

01:13:26.000 I did a weird.

01:13:30.000 Here we go.

01:13:34.000 You could play the role in the movie of my medical school girlfriend spelled wrong, which would give you the possibility of working with Brad Pitt.

01:13:43.000 Smiley face.

01:13:44.000 No, that's just a nerd trying to be funny.

01:13:46.000 Girlfriend is one word, doctor.

01:13:49.000 Fuck Glenn Beck.

01:13:50.000 Gavin, I feel sorry for how much of a fag Ryan is.

01:13:52.000 I don't even think Ryan understands.

01:13:53.000 I know that this is late, but after your speech that you boys arrested, CRTV is selling up, blah, blah, blah.

01:13:57.000 They drop you.

01:13:58.000 I told them to fuck off because all I cared about was Gavin and Crowder, and Crowder didn't trump Gavin.

01:14:03.000 I googled you for six months waiting for you to fall on your feet and gave up.

01:14:07.000 I found you again about eight months ago.

01:14:09.000 I missed free speech or you would have had my money.

01:14:12.000 You don't need my encouragement because you're as much of a narcissist as I am, but fuck you.

01:14:16.000 I love you.

01:14:17.000 Glenn Beck is a cocksucker and I'm one of like four people that get your fuck you lean in humor that gets you in trouble.

01:14:24.000 Is he saying he's found the site and subscribed?

01:14:26.000 I hope so.

01:14:27.000 I mean, it's at the mailbag.

01:14:29.000 For the love of God, never change.

01:14:30.000 You led me to the Libertarian Party, Messuscaucus, which was my saving grace as an army veteran.

01:14:38.000 Fun fact, your website nap says that your episodes are one minute, 38 seconds, which is actually one hour, 38 minutes.

01:14:45.000 I can't believe you're okay with it.

01:14:46.000 Fuck you.

01:14:47.000 Let's send that to the tech guy.

01:14:51.000 Boom, boom.

01:14:53.000 Bing-bomb.

01:14:59.000 Tom Myers.

01:15:01.000 Comtown is the guy, Nick Mullen founded this, got obsessed with him.

01:15:05.000 This is a video of the guys listening to Tom's album, which they attempted for the live, which they attended live for the taping of Timestamp, one of the most bizarre moments on the album.

01:15:14.000 I just turned 30, and my parents decided to go ahead and take me out to, they decided to go ahead and take me out to dinner.

01:15:23.000 It was after the dinner my father decided to show me this gift he had gotten for me.

01:15:27.000 I was like, this is, you're going to thank me.

01:15:29.000 This will be a long, this will be a good investment for me, and you'll really appreciate this.

01:15:35.000 So I'm like, okay, well, you know, we've all got to get in the car and go see it.

01:15:38.000 So we all in the car, we're driving, driving.

01:15:42.000 I noticed we're driving a while.

01:15:43.000 We go ahead and we pull into a cemetery.

01:15:47.000 I remember going to this cemetery before.

01:15:50.000 We went ahead and pulled up to this little plot and we all got out and we're looking around and I'm just sort of looking around.

01:15:57.000 Where are we going?

01:15:58.000 And my dad stops and says, all right, here you go.

01:16:03.000 I'm looking around.

01:16:04.000 It's a little bit dark.

01:16:05.000 I don't see anything.

01:16:06.000 Like, what?

01:16:07.000 So gets out a flashlight and shines it.

01:16:10.000 And I suddenly remember where I was.

01:16:13.000 Like, this is.

01:16:15.000 I've been to the cemetery plot many times before.

01:16:17.000 It's like my dad's grandparents are there.

01:16:20.000 My dad's parents are there.

01:16:23.000 He's got his...

01:16:24.000 He's going to be buried there.

01:16:25.000 He's got a bunch of people.

01:16:26.000 We already know what you're going to say, Tom.

01:16:28.000 It's got his name written stuff on it.

01:16:31.000 And right in front of that.

01:16:32.000 Who is buried?

01:16:33.000 A tombstone.

01:16:35.000 My name.

01:16:39.000 My date of birth.

01:16:41.000 And that nice, big, empty space.

01:16:46.000 Jesus.

01:16:47.000 For you know what.

01:16:50.000 That's not even funny.

01:16:52.000 No.

01:16:52.000 Like, I know it's sad.

01:16:53.000 It's obviously not funny, but like, if someone told me that as a non-funny thing, like at a bar, I just went, my dad bought me a plot, and I go, oh.

01:17:03.000 Yeah.

01:17:04.000 Like, it's not interesting either.

01:17:05.000 It's not even peculiar.

01:17:06.000 Yeah, families do that.

01:17:07.000 They buy tombstones.

01:17:08.000 Right.

01:17:09.000 It is kind of morbid, but yeah.

01:17:10.000 So, yeah.

01:17:11.000 It's very expensive.

01:17:12.000 So like, that's a big solid.

01:17:15.000 That's nice of them to do that.

01:17:17.000 Check out this email.

01:17:18.000 You have to skip a few down.

01:17:20.000 Tom Myers is joking.

01:17:22.000 Hey, guys, the show has been very good lately, getting better.

01:17:25.000 I am in belief that Tom Myers is kidding, and the joke is actually on all the comedians sitting there riffing and dissecting.

01:17:30.000 Have you thought about that?

01:17:31.000 Explaining comedy is cringy, but I think that he's actually a performance artist.

01:17:36.000 I am very confident that I am right about this.

01:17:38.000 Review the footage.

01:17:40.000 No fucking.

01:17:40.000 Everyone always says that.

01:17:42.000 They just say that about Perry.

01:17:43.000 Did you ever think the joke is on you?

01:17:45.000 With that, I still bounce back and forth.

01:17:48.000 Anyway, I wanted to say thanks again.

01:17:50.000 This is a guy, by the way, who doesn't believe in dinosaurs.

01:17:53.000 Oh.

01:17:53.000 Anyway, I want to say thanks again for your constant reiteration of the importance of the family.

01:17:57.000 With a combination of the Gav and divine intervention, I went from living in New York, single, headed for a long life of lonely selfishness, this is a dude, by the way, to getting married and becoming a father.

01:18:06.000 Oh, I guess you would have got there.

01:18:07.000 During COVID alone, we had our daughter.

01:18:09.000 I bought a house and I used getting laid off as a springboard to change careers.

01:18:13.000 Like any father worth his salt, I would do anything for my daughter and, in a way, have dissolved my ego.

01:18:19.000 As you know, it's incredibly liberating having other people to consider before thinking about myself.

01:18:23.000 This is completely contrary to the liberal narrative of having a family as a prison sentence.

01:18:28.000 Yeah, that's a good point.

01:18:29.000 It's very freeing.

01:18:32.000 Like, it's almost like you're a fireman or something.

01:18:35.000 When they see the alarm, they just get in the car and they're off to the fire.

01:18:39.000 They don't go, oh, shit, or I'm not going.

01:18:42.000 Or can you go this time?

01:18:44.000 No, you're just like, your daughter's at a party.

01:18:46.000 People are drinking there.

01:18:47.000 She needs to drive home.

01:18:47.000 It's three in the morning.

01:18:48.000 You just like put on your stuff.

01:18:50.000 You're not mad.

01:18:51.000 You don't go, oh, fuck.

01:18:53.000 Can't you just stay at a hotel?

01:19:04.000 18-year-old.

01:19:05.000 This is...

01:19:05.000 Take a look at this piece of shit.

01:19:07.000 18-year-old charged with criminal sexual conduct involving a six-year-old in Brooklyn Park.

01:19:13.000 Where's Brooklyn Park?

01:19:14.000 I've been hearing a lot about Brooklyn Park in the news these days.

01:19:18.000 Where is that?

01:19:22.000 Hello?

01:19:23.000 Oh.

01:19:24.000 Where are you?

01:19:25.000 I'm looking.

01:19:27.000 The subject.

01:19:28.000 I skipped back up now to where we were before.

01:19:30.000 Take a look at this piece of shit is the subject.

01:19:38.000 Okay.

01:19:39.000 It's not that hard.

01:19:40.000 There's like...

01:19:41.000 Oh, Minnesota.

01:19:43.000 It's in Minnesota, eh?

01:19:45.000 It's like a monkey or George Floyd.

01:19:48.000 Huh.

01:19:49.000 I guess that's because of racism.

01:19:52.000 Also in Minnesota, a seven-year-old shot two days ago, and like four days ago, a nine-year-old shot from crossfire gang violence.

01:20:01.000 Yes, that's what I was thinking of.

01:20:03.000 And then the reader says, if I saw this happen with one of my three kids, I wouldn't even wait for explanation.

01:20:07.000 I would stop punching this fucker's face until my fists hit the pavement.

01:20:11.000 Correct.

01:20:15.000 That's the Proud Boys gas station where he covered that.

01:20:19.000 And then Gavin and Rye guy, this game was advertised to me.

01:20:23.000 Seems like some funny woke bullshit.

01:20:25.000 My favorite part is the big win card for the blacks is getting a gig on MSNBC to tell how all white people are racist.

01:20:33.000 Pull it up.

01:20:36.000 Dude, what are you doing?

01:20:37.000 I skip like two emails when you have a heart attack.

01:20:39.000 Privilege real estate board game.

01:20:42.000 And it's blue flagged, right?

01:20:44.000 Correct.

01:20:46.000 Yeah, that's what I'm trying to go by.

01:20:48.000 Now I got to type these in.

01:20:49.000 The win cards for whites are in many ways making fun of them for being liberal sycophants, at least how I read them.

01:20:54.000 It is so much, I would assume it is a parody, except it was a quote-unquote project we love on Kickstarter and is a remake of a 70s game by the same name.

01:21:03.000 So I assume it's very much serious and legit.

01:21:06.000 Don't those drawings give you the creeps?

01:21:09.000 Reminds me of Bob Fingerman.

01:21:12.000 You'd have to really know comics to get that.

01:21:14.000 Look at white people.

01:21:16.000 We're stupid activists.

01:21:19.000 We're rich white men.

01:21:20.000 We're rednecks.

01:21:21.000 We're that bitch who, well, according to them, the woman with the gun, right, with her husband.

01:21:30.000 Oh.

01:21:30.000 And then we're like Leslie Stahl or someone.

01:21:32.000 Like, just like upper...

01:21:34.000 Yeah, rich.

01:21:34.000 Just like nose turned up to the world.

01:21:38.000 And then we're trannies, too.

01:21:39.000 50 bucks.

01:21:41.000 Go down?

01:21:45.000 I don't care.

01:21:49.000 Do whites just always win?

01:21:51.000 Hey, Gavin, that choking thing you discussed yesterday used to happen to me when I used to drink every day.

01:21:56.000 What would happen is I'd get drunk and eat food before bed, especially if it was spicy.

01:21:59.000 Bob would rise up my esophagus, and right as it came up, I would breathe it, and it would go down my windpipe.

01:22:05.000 I immediately get woken up, unable to breathe.

01:22:07.000 You're lucky you did it.

01:22:08.000 When you're awake, you would have died.

01:22:09.000 Okay?

01:22:10.000 Died.

01:22:15.000 This guy is calling about the song yesterday, saying it's somebody by Soul Asylum.

01:22:21.000 Did you watch the show?

01:22:23.000 We found the song.

01:22:24.000 Yeah.

01:22:26.000 I'm curious.

01:22:28.000 What was the part I was singing again?

01:22:35.000 I think that's the part that...

01:22:36.000 No, but it's you.

01:22:48.000 That's what got it from me.

01:22:49.000 It's definitely that song.

01:22:51.000 Like, something is wrong with young people today and their confidence levels.

01:22:56.000 I am 100% sure.

01:22:58.000 You're 100% wrong.

01:23:00.000 You should have gone down to 99.

01:23:26.000 You get to take care of yourself, dude.

01:23:31.000 Hey, G-Dog, and what's his face?

01:23:32.000 See, this is what's great about the mailbag.

01:23:34.000 We'll get these letters sometimes, and I've gone through them and flagged the winners.

01:23:39.000 And you'll go, this is like I have a top researcher working at the show, and he spent a month researching one of our news pieces.

01:23:49.000 Hey, G-Dog, and what's his face?

01:23:50.000 That New Mexico State trooper that got killed by that fucking scumbag has a funny backstory.

01:23:56.000 DHS, Department of Homeland Security, and the feds had been clocking this piece of shit for a while.

01:24:01.000 They decided to send this poor trooper on a fishing mission.

01:24:05.000 Turns out that DHS had a tactical team behind him.

01:24:09.000 So, slight correction to the story, and this is fucked up as I'll get out.

01:24:14.000 DHS and the feds had been monitoring this guy and knew that he was armed to the teeth and violent and likely knew he was high as a kite.

01:24:22.000 They had several tactical vehicles minutes behind the dude loaded with armored up, armed up, armed up as Atas.

01:24:31.000 Please read your letters before you send them.

01:24:34.000 Ready for a tactical takedown, including a medic.

01:24:39.000 But instead, they wanted a fishing expedition.

01:24:41.000 Are you looking up this footage?

01:24:43.000 That would be smart.

01:24:45.000 New Mexico state troopers shot.

01:24:49.000 That should be playing in the background as I discuss this.

01:24:55.000 But instead, they wanted a fishing expedition.

01:24:57.000 So they sent this poor NMSP officer to go do a find something stupid to pull him over for traffic stop and gather intel for them.

01:25:06.000 They gave him absolutely no information as to the type of person he was dealing with.

01:25:11.000 Okay, that's murder.

01:25:13.000 DHS murdered this state trooper.

01:25:17.000 Yeah, this one's fucked up.

01:25:20.000 So Stady pulled him over on a tinted window violation.

01:25:25.000 Had the cop known he was an armed and dangerous violent felon, he probably would have had a slightly different demeanor when he saw the guy's sidearm instead of just assuming it was a CCW piece.

01:25:34.000 Damn.

01:25:37.000 The DHS and feds didn't stumble upon him as they drove down the road.

01:25:40.000 They were literally like three minutes behind him, hiding in their vehicles, waiting to see what happened.

01:25:45.000 Oh my god.

01:25:47.000 And then he ends it with, fuck the police, his boss.

01:25:52.000 Isn't that fucking brutal?

01:25:53.000 This is one of the few videos that really disturbed me like long-lasting.

01:25:57.000 Like he just had no chance in hell.

01:25:59.000 Like the guy.

01:26:00.000 But he was murdered.

01:26:00.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:26:01.000 By the DHS.

01:26:02.000 And it's like, feels really bad to watch this one.

01:26:09.000 What was your name?

01:26:10.000 Alright, let's go.

01:26:11.000 Yeah.

01:26:11.000 And like the sound of his voice, too.

01:26:13.000 Like, he wasn't planning on getting.

01:26:16.000 Pride month.

01:26:16.000 I decided to do a new thing for Pride Month.

01:26:20.000 Delete Twatter and Facebag off my phone for the month.

01:26:24.000 Fuck them.

01:26:24.000 It's actually really satisfying not flipping my thumb past dumb shit.

01:26:28.000 People should try it.

01:26:29.000 Hate you.

01:26:30.000 Hate your show.

01:26:31.000 Yeah, I would love to do that, but that's how I do the show.

01:26:35.000 I twiddle and then I email it to myself and then I group them into groups and go through them with you.

01:26:40.000 Let me fuck you with my heels on, yeah.

01:26:44.000 How do you dress the best you can while you work on not stuffing your fat face?

01:26:48.000 Go to the gym every day.

01:26:51.000 Every workday.

01:26:52.000 Go for five days.

01:26:53.000 There'll probably be a problem.

01:26:54.000 Like this morning, I was too hungo.

01:26:56.000 I slept through my session with my trainer.

01:26:57.000 So four days.

01:26:58.000 Four days a week.

01:26:59.000 Go to the gym for an hour and a half.

01:27:02.000 And as far as dressing well, Nita Fashions.

01:27:06.000 Mm-hmm.

01:27:08.000 NitaFashions.com.

01:27:09.000 N-I-T-A.

01:27:10.000 I have to go P, you may have guessed.

01:27:13.000 Nita Fashions.

01:27:14.000 Yo, my niggas.

01:27:14.000 So I was trying to say how if people were really racist, they would vote Democratic.

01:27:18.000 Oh, that's what we were just talking about.

01:27:22.000 They hide the fact that they are killing themselves to the tune of 20 a day.

01:27:25.000 So if someone was really a racist, the Democratic vote would be one to see their white supremacy vision come to life.

01:27:32.000 And then the last letter.

01:27:35.000 What the fuck is up with silly putty pool?

01:27:41.000 And he says, can you read this in a Tim Poole voice?

01:27:45.000 What purpose was served by trying to infiltrate Antifa?

01:27:49.000 Some journalists can't cover certain topics.

01:27:52.000 Listen, man, women were barred from reporting from Tahrir by some outlets due to violence against women specifically.

01:27:59.000 This was pointless and unbelievably stupid.

01:28:02.000 And go down to his next thing.

01:28:06.000 Andy going into the fray with no security and no plan is not reporting.

01:28:10.000 It's tribal spectacle.

01:28:12.000 I was barred from reporting places and have refused to support journalists purposely escalating risk and danger.

01:28:17.000 Didn't he get in trouble once, Tim Poole, for going to some war zone and he never left his hotel room?

01:28:22.000 He just took pictures from his room?

01:28:24.000 Hey, man, let's look at this.

01:28:26.000 I don't know.

01:28:26.000 Listen, man, we're going to go to the chat.

01:28:29.000 Say, oh, he deflected you.

01:28:31.000 And then Elijah responds, look, I've had a hard time reporting for similar reasons.

01:28:34.000 It's dangerous.

01:28:35.000 I've been jumped multiple times and worse, I still do it.

01:28:37.000 Nobody tries to get hurt.

01:28:38.000 It's really traumatizing.

01:28:39.000 The end goal of exposing the truth assumes a risk.

01:28:42.000 Accusing Andy of reality TV spectacle is what the fuck.

01:28:45.000 Our boy Elad, too.

01:28:47.000 Instead of pointless and stupid, I think you mean courageous and dedicated.

01:28:51.000 Andy's coverage is invaluable.

01:28:52.000 When journalists are killed by terrorists, we don't insult them.

01:28:55.000 We praise them for their commitment.

01:28:57.000 Also, kind of easy to say this stuff when you retire to the studio.

01:29:00.000 Oh, oh, got him.

01:29:05.000 Yeah, and he was in disguise.

01:29:07.000 I don't know who had the confidence to see those eyes.

01:29:09.000 And people have been attacked just for being Asian because they think it's Andy No.

01:29:12.000 Yeah.

01:29:13.000 There's a video.

01:29:13.000 You saw that video where like the group groups.

01:29:15.000 Yeah, the group of some random Asian dude with a black side part.

01:29:19.000 And he calls them cunts.

01:29:20.000 He's like, you're cunts.

01:29:22.000 But Tim, all Andy has to do is exist to be attacked.

01:29:24.000 Antifa have attacked other people, sometimes sympathetic to leftism, just for looking vaguely like him, i.e.

01:29:32.000 being Asian and male.

01:29:33.000 Does he or does he not have the right to be on the street too?

01:29:36.000 Yeah.

01:29:37.000 He didn't go to like an Antifa rally and say, here I am, boys.

01:29:43.000 He had his mask on and he had a hat on.

01:29:45.000 Someone sussed him out, ripped off the mask, and kicked his ass.

01:29:50.000 All right, let's get to the final video.

01:30:08.000 Yeah.

01:30:12.000 Jump back up to 2-2.

01:30:15.000 This is a good one.

01:30:16.000 Remember his name.

01:30:18.000 Never forget his name.

01:30:20.000 I want you to say his name.

01:30:22.000 Fuck all that shit.

01:30:23.000 Stay here.

01:30:24.000 Go back to the beginning.

01:30:24.000 You need the beginning.

01:30:25.000 It's very important.

01:30:27.000 Out.

01:30:27.000 Like, fuck all that shit.

01:30:29.000 Stay here.

01:30:29.000 Show.

01:30:30.000 Like, but we're holding space.

01:30:32.000 Obviously, for, I'm not going to lie, I forgot his name, but like, Winston Smith.

01:30:36.000 Winston Smith.

01:30:36.000 Thank you.

01:30:37.000 Record you.

01:30:38.000 Go ahead.

01:30:38.000 Look at your name.

01:30:39.000 All right.

01:30:40.000 So, we here, you know, show solidarity for Winston Smith.

01:30:45.000 I didn't even know about it.

01:30:46.000 Like, I don't think any of the fucking media knows about this shit either.

01:30:49.000 So, just so y'all know, the person that was shut up in there, his name is Winston Smith.

01:30:54.000 Don't forget that name.

01:30:55.000 Winston Smith.

01:30:56.000 Say his name.

01:30:57.000 Make sure y'all remember this shit because we're going to fight for him just the same fucking way we fought for George Floyd.

01:31:02.000 So pretty much what I'm saying is...

01:31:03.000 Ow.

01:31:05.000 You forgot his fucking name.

01:31:07.000 Who was he again?

01:31:09.000 This rings a bell.

01:31:10.000 He was coming at cops.

01:31:11.000 He had a warrant out.

01:31:12.000 This is the new one.

01:31:13.000 So I watched that actual stream last night.

01:31:16.000 Oh, he pulled a gun on cops.

01:31:18.000 Yeah.

01:31:18.000 Even besides that, there was no reason to shoot him.

01:31:21.000 No.

01:31:21.000 Also, I cannot stress this enough.

01:31:23.000 Cops, if you're out there watching, shoot the gun out of the person's hand.

01:31:28.000 I have seen this happen a million times.

01:31:29.000 Clineswood was doing it back in the Wild West days.

01:31:32.000 The gun's here.

01:31:33.000 You want to get the bullet there.

01:31:35.000 It hurts their trigger finger.

01:31:37.000 We're not mad if you shoot his trigger finger off.

01:31:40.000 Can't shoot you with no finger.

01:31:42.000 Right.

01:31:42.000 Or, you know, yeah, yeah.

01:31:44.000 Or their toes.

01:31:45.000 So you have nine.

01:31:47.000 Also, when you're doing that, you hit the back of the gun like this.

01:31:51.000 And you can do, you know, a great warning shot?

01:31:53.000 Shoot their hat off.

01:31:54.000 And they're like, what the fuck?

01:31:56.000 Or shoot their glasses off.

01:31:58.000 You can shoot off their watch, their earrings.

01:32:01.000 They know that you're serious if you spin it and you go, shoot their shirt off.

01:32:06.000 Shoot off all their buttons.

01:32:07.000 And then their shirt falls off.

01:32:09.000 And then you laugh at them and they're like, what the fuck?

01:32:11.000 Shoot all their clothes off.

01:32:12.000 And then they're like, what the?

01:32:14.000 You know what get me pissed off?

01:32:15.000 What?

01:32:16.000 Don't blast my pocket square.

01:32:17.000 I'm over there, you know, not resisting or whatever.

01:32:20.000 You know another thing you do with your gun?

01:32:21.000 Write not today in bullet holes behind him.

01:32:25.000 And he's like, what the fuck?

01:32:26.000 Or please stop.

01:32:27.000 How'd you do that?

01:32:28.000 Yeah.

01:32:30.000 Or boomerang.

01:32:31.000 Throw a boomerang at him.

01:32:32.000 It knocks.

01:32:33.000 Or a hat.

01:32:34.000 I saw this in a movie.

01:32:35.000 You take your hat off.

01:32:36.000 You whip it at him.

01:32:37.000 It's got razors in it.

01:32:38.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:32:38.000 You slice the gun in half and then shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, comes back and put it on your head.

01:32:42.000 Yeah, and now the gun's in half, so it's...

01:32:44.000 Police need better training.

01:32:46.000 Seriously, guys.

01:32:47.000 They need training.

01:32:48.000 Or another thing.

01:32:49.000 Say he shoots at you.

01:32:52.000 Fucking die.

01:32:53.000 Yeah.

01:32:53.000 I've seen that in a million movies.

01:32:55.000 Police need better training.

01:32:57.000 One day in Matrix class can save 100 cops' lives.

01:33:01.000 When the perp shoots you, you act like the Bible or the trinket that your family gave you won't stop the bullet.

01:33:08.000 They're wearing bulletproof vests.

01:33:10.000 It'll be fine.

01:33:11.000 Yeah, that plus that little charm that always saves lives.

01:33:14.000 Say the guy shoots you, right?

01:33:17.000 You just put like a goalie mask that's steel on your face so they can't shoot your head.

01:33:21.000 You have a body thing.

01:33:22.000 And then if you just get it in the legs and arms, just be like, fuck it.

01:33:25.000 Ah!

01:33:26.000 I've seen Rambo stitched himself up when he got shot.

01:33:30.000 You take gunpowder and you put it in the wound.

01:33:33.000 You have guns on you.

01:33:34.000 You have gunpowder.

01:33:35.000 This is what drives me nuts about police violence is the answers are so obvious, so simple.

01:33:40.000 And the police keep just murdering black people just because they're racist.

01:33:43.000 I know.

01:33:44.000 Do you know on their off day, they will set up shop like on a grassy knoll and just peg off blacks who are going to the library trying to get a scholarship in cancer research?

01:33:56.000 That's what we're fighting for.

01:33:56.000 That's why I think these protests, that's why I'm against these protests.

01:33:59.000 They take away attention from that.

01:34:01.000 Fucking pegs.

01:34:02.000 I swear to God, I'm going to take one of them out these days.

01:34:05.000 You know what they did the other day?

01:34:05.000 I was at the grocery store and this beautiful black woman who's an oncologist and she works with homeless crippled children.

01:34:13.000 She was looking at a grapefruit, seeing if it was ready.

01:34:17.000 It exploded in her hands.

01:34:18.000 Damn.

01:34:19.000 I look out the window.

01:34:20.000 There's a bullet hole in the window and there's a cop laughing his head off.

01:34:24.000 And then he high-fives his friend who had a donut in his hand, bites the donut.

01:34:29.000 They get in the car and they do a wheelie.

01:34:31.000 I didn't know cars could do wheelies.

01:34:33.000 They did a wheelie and they tore off.

01:34:35.000 And I looked at the woman and I just go, that's disgusting.

01:34:39.000 And I'm sorry.

01:34:40.000 And she goes, I deal with this shit every day.

01:34:43.000 Literally every day she goes to the same.

01:34:45.000 And I gave her a hug and she said, you're trying to own my pain.

01:34:49.000 And I said, I'm sorry for that, for hugging you.

01:34:52.000 I was going to say that.

01:34:52.000 I was like, why didn't you?

01:34:54.000 She said, my job is to set back, observe, and apologize.

01:34:57.000 And I am sorry.

01:34:58.000 And she was like, even that's too much.

01:35:00.000 I want to formally apologize right now on behalf of all white people and the violent racist police who are currently hunting.

01:35:08.000 They probably shot like 50 today.

01:35:11.000 Just shooting little black children who are just trying to have a lemonade stand.

01:35:18.000 You know what they will do that?

01:35:19.000 Cops will drive by black girls at a lemonade stand and they'll be like, hey, Mr. Wood, you want to...

01:35:25.000 Yep.

01:35:26.000 They shoot little kids with the lemonade and they laugh.

01:35:31.000 It's sick.

01:35:32.000 And the families are stuck in their homes shaking.

01:35:36.000 They want to be with their loved ones.

01:35:38.000 They can't.

01:35:38.000 And then sometimes they'll take a police-issued grenade and they'll throw it in the house.

01:35:44.000 Either they run out the house to save their lives or they die with the ship.

01:35:48.000 And we keep supporting this.

01:35:49.000 We need to defund the police.

01:35:51.000 And we've seen it happen.

01:35:52.000 Every time you defund the police, crime goes away.

01:35:56.000 I think you're self-not gonna lie, I don't want to call you out, but I think you're self-explaining.

01:36:00.000 So when yourself should be explaining how you feel, you're explaining for yourself how you feel, and it's kind of fucked up.

01:36:06.000 I apologize for that.

01:36:07.000 Well, that's too much, too.

01:36:09.000 Let's end the show with a great knockout, shall we?

01:36:13.000 Wait, what was that you were showing?

01:36:14.000 Is that the guy?

01:36:14.000 Yeah.

01:36:15.000 Whose name...

01:36:16.000 They were Unicorn Riot.

01:36:17.000 They kept banning.

01:36:18.000 They kept timing me out in the chat because I was dropping some truth bombs.

01:36:22.000 But basically, the whole chat was people that were red-pilled.

01:36:25.000 And then three people begging for a moderator to ban us, which is really...

01:36:30.000 Where were you?

01:36:32.000 It was on Twitch.

01:36:33.000 So on YouTube, Unicorn Riot was streaming the riot.

01:36:37.000 They had the comments blocked off, so you have to go to Twitch and then you could chat in there.

01:36:42.000 So you went on a Unicorn Riot Twitch.

01:36:44.000 Yeah.

01:36:45.000 And you say we.

01:36:46.000 You were with someone?

01:36:46.000 No, no, it was just people in the chat there.

01:36:49.000 So I shared it on Twitter and then everybody in the chat.

01:36:51.000 Oh, on the censored chat?

01:36:53.000 No, no, it was on the Twitch chat.

01:36:55.000 Oh, but who were you with?

01:36:57.000 Did you know anyone else?

01:36:57.000 Was anyone else fucking?

01:36:58.000 I didn't know anybody else personally, but they were.

01:37:00.000 Because that sounds like a fun thing.

01:37:01.000 You go to our chat, you get a gang to go.

01:37:04.000 Oh, yeah, good point.

01:37:05.000 And then you guys all go and invade something like that.

01:37:08.000 Next time we will do that.

01:37:09.000 Yeah, but I think they left after the details started coming in, which is funny because we always thought that that wouldn't happen, the details wouldn't affect them, but they all went home after they were like, oh, he's 26.

01:37:19.000 And they were like, you did have a gun.

01:37:21.000 And then it like dissipated after that.

01:37:23.000 Pretty funny.

01:37:26.000 Like when BLM showed up to defend that guy who was shot by the cops, and then the second they found out he was white, they all just turn around and went the other way.

01:37:37.000 You turn around and walk away.

01:37:41.000 Yep.

01:37:41.000 That's exactly how you turn around.

01:37:44.000 3-0.

01:37:50.000 Every time you watch these, you're like, just fucking knock him out.

01:37:55.000 But you can't, because it's your job.

01:37:58.000 Oh, yeah, you can.

01:38:00.000 Oh.

01:38:02.000 Damn, boy.

01:38:05.000 Don't call the cops.

01:38:07.000 Everything's been handled here.

01:38:10.000 I would never put my money on that little guy.

01:38:12.000 Oh, yeah, he's reeking.

01:38:13.000 If he has a top bun, he's reeking.

01:38:17.000 Or black.

01:38:19.000 Or Dominican.

01:38:19.000 You're urban with top buns.

01:38:21.000 It's hot with the kids today, unfortunately.

01:38:25.000 Yeah, that was our first Friday show.

01:38:28.000 I was just at home.

01:38:29.000 I felt like my wife doesn't want me to be there.

01:38:32.000 We will work on the studio later.

01:38:35.000 Actually, we should work on that today.

01:38:37.000 Anyway, thanks for tuning in.

01:38:40.000 We got a fun weekend ahead, folks.

01:38:42.000 Jam-packed new content.

01:38:43.000 I'll see you on Monday in the interim.

01:38:45.000 Get fired.

01:38:46.000 Get in trouble.

01:38:47.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 04, 2021

S03E116 - BONUS SHOW

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