Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E117 - THE DEATH OF SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.

00:00:37.000 Strange, boring dance music.

00:00:40.000 That's the kind of shit we had to cover during my days at Vice Howie Bee.

00:00:45.000 The reason I chose that song, however, is because he wrote that song when he started to go bald.

00:00:51.000 And he was very upset about it.

00:00:55.000 But he thought, I gotta grow up, get over this.

00:00:57.000 Angels go bald too, which I don't think is true.

00:01:01.000 But he made that song to sort of alleviate his suffering.

00:01:05.000 And I'm bald.

00:01:16.000 Look at that.

00:01:18.000 I was taking Rogan for a while, and then I stopped.

00:01:22.000 I just forgot about it.

00:01:23.000 Oh, no, yeah, you put it on your head.

00:01:25.000 And then I stopped doing it.

00:01:26.000 I go into my local, and Jose says, hey, man, what happened to your head?

00:01:32.000 Did you have an operation?

00:01:33.000 And I go, what?

00:01:35.000 And then he comes closer and goes, oh, you're just bald.

00:01:37.000 And I went, okay.

00:01:39.000 I'm bald, Jose.

00:01:42.000 And he goes, no, seriously, I'll take a picture.

00:01:44.000 And they took that picture.

00:01:46.000 And I'm looking at it on his phone.

00:01:49.000 And it's like I might as well be watching a video of my wife making out with a dude that's a day old.

00:01:57.000 Because I was sort of shaking.

00:01:58.000 I thought I might faint.

00:02:00.000 Wait, making out with somebody who is a day old, like an infant?

00:02:03.000 No, no, no.

00:02:04.000 I mean, if I saw a video of my wife making out with someone and it was from 1996, I wouldn't really give a shit.

00:02:09.000 I wouldn't enjoy that.

00:02:10.000 But it was like seeing my wife have an affair.

00:02:15.000 Like, I was fucking panicking.

00:02:18.000 And the worst part is, yes, it's just an unfortunate part.

00:02:20.000 And there's still hair everywhere there.

00:02:23.000 But if you look next to the gash, you can see that I have a comb over.

00:02:28.000 I have a comb over.

00:02:28.000 I always make fun of guys for having comb overs.

00:02:31.000 The brain that came up with jokes about comb overs was right under a comb over. 0.93

00:02:40.000 The fuck?

00:02:41.000 Fucking.

00:02:42.000 So I don't know what to do.

00:02:44.000 I guess I should take keeps or go back on that Rogane shit.

00:02:49.000 Try it out, yeah.

00:02:50.000 Because the rest of your hair looks fucking luscious.

00:02:52.000 Look at the front.

00:02:52.000 Just look at yourself dead on.

00:02:54.000 That's what I thought I had.

00:02:55.000 I know, right.

00:02:55.000 Because I only look at the front.

00:02:57.000 No one sees the back of their head.

00:02:58.000 It's like seeing your anus. 0.87

00:02:59.000 Right.

00:03:01.000 You know, I...

00:03:02.000 In fact, the first time I saw my butthole is on the Gavin McInnes show where I was mooning someone.

00:03:08.000 And I was like, this thing's disgusting.

00:03:09.000 My entire butt crack is dark brown with like a red swollen baboon's anus. 1.00

00:03:16.000 I have one of the most hideous butt cracks you've ever seen.

00:03:19.000 And I've only known that for about five years.

00:03:22.000 That's a crippling reality, I guess, when you see that and whatever.

00:03:27.000 You know what bothered me once?

00:03:28.000 I was zoning out and I realized that one of my eyes were drifting off.

00:03:32.000 And I was like, oh no, I'm a retard.

00:03:34.000 Yeah, but you...

00:03:35.000 That's how I feel when I woke up this morning.

00:03:38.000 I woke up fully dressed on the basement floor.

00:03:42.000 Sheesh.

00:03:43.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:03:44.000 Click on 1-2?

00:03:45.000 You turned in early.

00:03:47.000 What time?

00:03:48.000 I don't fucking know.

00:03:49.000 It was like right when the sun went.

00:03:52.000 1-2.

00:03:53.000 It's in the notes.

00:03:57.000 This is how I felt this morning.

00:04:03.000 I'm retarded.

00:04:05.000 I'm the guy that needs all little Mickey.

00:04:07.000 What the fuck are you doing, dude?

00:04:10.000 I'm retarded.

00:04:23.000 How did he do that?

00:04:24.000 Can't do that anymore.

00:04:26.000 He woke up and he was retarded. 0.99

00:04:29.000 You ever wake up retarded? 1.00

00:04:31.000 I woke up and I went, I had fully dressed, didn't wet anything.

00:04:35.000 And it was like four in the morning.

00:04:36.000 I just went, I'm retarded.

00:04:38.000 I'm still kind of drunk.

00:04:39.000 This weekend was a heavy lifting weekend.

00:04:41.000 So what happened?

00:04:42.000 You came over.

00:04:43.000 We had a barbecue.

00:04:44.000 I remember that.

00:04:45.000 And you said, I'll be back.

00:04:47.000 I'll be right back.

00:04:48.000 And what you did was you put on like your most sober performance.

00:04:52.000 And then your wife was just like, where are you going?

00:04:54.000 You're like, oh, I'll be right back.

00:04:56.000 Like, it was convincing that you would be back.

00:04:58.000 I was so drunk that I was falling asleep.

00:05:02.000 Because what happens when you party really hard is you wake up at like five.

00:05:06.000 So you only get five hours of sleep if you went to bed at midnight.

00:05:10.000 And then the next day you have some hair on the dog.

00:05:14.000 And then that night you just, the light goes out and you're done.

00:05:19.000 Then you woke up, wake up and you're retarded. 0.97

00:05:21.000 Well, it's a Sunday.

00:05:23.000 But you missed the fight.

00:05:23.000 I mean, we're supposed to watch that Logan Paul fight.

00:05:27.000 Is that why?

00:05:28.000 That was last night.

00:05:29.000 Yeah, no, I missed that on purpose.

00:05:31.000 Oh, okay.

00:05:32.000 Because the fucking Triller fight was so bad that I thought I'm never watching one of these again.

00:05:38.000 Yeah, he's a con artist.

00:05:39.000 And I don't believe that they're real.

00:05:42.000 We discovered that the last one was fake, remember?

00:05:46.000 That MMA dude had told someone that he's going to take a dive in the first round.

00:05:51.000 I'm not watching that.

00:05:52.000 I heard it was an okay fight, though.

00:05:55.000 That doesn't look okay.

00:05:57.000 It looks like wrestling.

00:06:04.000 He's got a Pokemon card around his neck.

00:06:07.000 Apparently, it's very valuable.

00:06:10.000 Yeah, that's not boxing.

00:06:11.000 What is that?

00:06:13.000 What is that?

00:06:16.000 What is that?

00:06:17.000 What is that?

00:06:18.000 What's going on here?

00:06:20.000 It's not boxing, yeah.

00:06:22.000 It's a barroom brawl.

00:06:24.000 He likes it.

00:06:26.000 Brian Campbell still says round one score 10-9 Mayweather.

00:06:29.000 Are they designed to make people dislike white people?

00:06:34.000 Like, they're arguably the most popular white people in the world.

00:06:36.000 All the clips I've seen, yes, they are detestable.

00:06:39.000 Every clip I've seen, he's just hugging the guy in the clinch.

00:06:56.000 Little showboating.

00:06:57.000 He did win the last round, that's for sure.

00:07:00.000 He did pop him right there after that little 2-6.

00:07:05.000 We've got his brother screaming that he won.

00:07:10.000 2-6.

00:07:11.000 Yeah.

00:07:12.000 So that was Logan Paul.

00:07:14.000 His brother, the younger one, is Jake Paul.

00:07:23.000 Who dresses this guy?

00:07:29.000 30 seconds for the rest of your fucking life. 0.99

00:07:33.000 I think Logan Paul made 20 million?

00:07:47.000 10 seconds!

00:07:57.000 So, after I passed out, of course, the party's going to fizzle out because the G-Dog isn't there. 1.00

00:08:03.000 What happened?

00:08:05.000 Oh, we just chatted and stuff and fucking hung out.

00:08:08.000 It was fun.

00:08:09.000 And what else?

00:08:10.000 What time did I disappear?

00:08:12.000 I built a thing out of cups.

00:08:15.000 A wall of cups.

00:08:16.000 I saw that on the kitchen floor this morning.

00:08:19.000 And what time did we leave?

00:08:20.000 Maybe about 10-15.

00:08:22.000 Something around there.

00:08:23.000 But at one point, she has to go put Johnny to bed.

00:08:27.000 Oh.

00:08:28.000 Did she do that? 1.00

00:08:29.000 I don't remember that.

00:08:31.000 Weird.

00:08:31.000 Wait, maybe.

00:08:34.000 We were chatting.

00:08:35.000 I was chatting with Maddie for a bit.

00:08:38.000 One of the reasons I partied so hard is I went to these baseball games.

00:08:42.000 Maybe that's one.

00:08:42.000 My eight-year-old.

00:08:44.000 And my son's pretty good, but Little League Baseball sucks.

00:08:50.000 It's like watching paint dry.

00:08:52.000 Some of these kids are just...

00:08:54.000 It's not for you, guys.

00:08:55.000 Stop.

00:08:56.000 Don't learn this game.

00:08:58.000 You suck.

00:08:59.000 And they go on for three hours.

00:09:01.000 My eldest boy's games, boom, an hour, bang.

00:09:04.000 Three outs, bam, bam, bam. 0.98

00:09:06.000 Getting the ball back to the pitcher is like two minutes.

00:09:12.000 This one kid is so bad, I don't think you could be worse.

00:09:17.000 I think he's the worst player in the world.

00:09:22.000 He was pitched.

00:09:22.000 He tried pitching.

00:09:24.000 He couldn't make it to the plate.

00:09:26.000 The ball was landing.

00:09:28.000 Now, a kid is strong.

00:09:29.000 This is Little League, so everything's smaller, right?

00:09:32.000 It's not like it's 60 feet.

00:09:33.000 It's like 30 or 40 feet, 30 feet.

00:09:36.000 He couldn't make it there.

00:09:37.000 At one point, he was up to bat.

00:09:39.000 The ball's coming.

00:09:40.000 He walked away when the ball was in midair.

00:09:43.000 And he catches like this.

00:09:45.000 Oh, no.

00:09:46.000 Which, of course, never, you'd have to get it right in his glove perfectly.

00:09:51.000 It was terrible.

00:09:54.000 See, that's my...

00:09:57.000 That's the age my brother, my brother, my eldest boy is in.

00:10:02.000 No, you don't see crying like that.

00:10:04.000 Sorry, bitch. 1.00

00:10:09.000 You got fucked with.

00:10:10.000 Why is everybody crying?

00:10:11.000 Is it the same kid crying?

00:10:12.000 Are there multiple people crying?

00:10:14.000 What the fuck?

00:10:17.000 Oh my god, they're crying in the dugout.

00:10:21.000 I have seen that with 12-year-olds, actually.

00:10:23.000 I told you with the guy who was, he was, put his face down in the dirt and was hitting the dirt like a baby.

00:10:29.000 Oh, no.

00:10:29.000 And he was 12.

00:10:30.000 Where do they get that from?

00:10:32.000 Where they think that that's the thing to do?

00:10:34.000 Anyway, the only way you can last through these games is to fantasize about going to the pub after.

00:10:37.000 Then you get to the pub and you have some shots.

00:10:39.000 The next thing you know, you're blitzed.

00:10:44.000 So I have a headache.

00:10:45.000 I'm hungover.

00:10:46.000 Even when I was walking downstairs this morning at like 8 a.m., I was having trouble navigating.

00:10:54.000 Good afternoon, guys.

00:10:57.000 Today's story, Justin Wallace, Far Rockaway.

00:11:03.000 This is south the bottom of Brooklyn.

00:11:06.000 Killed over an argument over the driveway.

00:11:10.000 Justin Wallace was a sweet-natured youngster just stays away from his 11th birthday when he was shot to death outside his family's far rock away home Saturday night because his cousin didn't move a car out of a driveway shared with neighbors fast enough.

00:11:23.000 Jesus.

00:11:25.000 New York is in the shitter.

00:11:27.000 Speaking of New York, this is a bizarre book.

00:11:30.000 Andy Warhol's Diaries.

00:11:32.000 Andy Warhol is just effortlessly funny and cool.

00:11:37.000 And you kind of forget that all these people were alive back then.

00:11:40.000 Like, he was bros, not just with Basquiat, but with Salvador Dali, Keith Herring, Debbie Harry, Jerry Hall.

00:11:49.000 He was one of the most popular people in the world.

00:11:52.000 And he deserved it.

00:11:54.000 You know that song, Vicious by Lou Reed?

00:11:56.000 Maybe I should have made that the opening song.

00:11:57.000 Vicious.

00:11:59.000 He says, Andy Warhol wrote that.

00:12:02.000 Well, Lou Reed's, he went up to Lou Reed and he says, you should do a song like about that girl who was just here, vicious, just like vicious.

00:12:10.000 And he goes, what do you mean?

00:12:12.000 He goes, I don't know.

00:12:13.000 Just be like, you hit me with a flower or something.

00:12:16.000 And then Lou Reed goes, the song just wrote itself after that.

00:12:26.000 This album changed my fucking life.

00:12:29.000 I can't remember how old I was.

00:12:31.000 I think I was 12 and I was at a parent's, my parents' friend's house, Brian.

00:12:36.000 And so he let me listen to records with headphones on.

00:12:38.000 It was the equivalent of an iPad back then.

00:12:41.000 And I just listened to this the entire night.

00:12:43.000 I couldn't believe what I was fucking hearing.

00:12:46.000 And then you know what was weird?

00:12:47.000 He didn't give it to me.

00:12:49.000 He had two.

00:12:50.000 He had an old worn-out one and he had rebought it because he listened to it so much.

00:12:53.000 He could have given me the worn-out one.

00:12:56.000 Jesus.

00:12:56.000 What's a fucking dick?

00:12:59.000 Another thing that happened with Andy Warhol.

00:13:03.000 Amber Alert.

00:13:04.000 Uh-oh, Amber Alert.

00:13:05.000 Amber Alert.

00:13:06.000 Whenever you check these, it's like, it's going to rain later.

00:13:10.000 Okay.

00:13:10.000 Thanks.

00:13:13.000 They should only have a. 0.97

00:13:17.000 They should only have that.

00:13:18.000 Now I can't find it.

00:13:20.000 What does yours say?

00:13:21.000 Yeah, I tried to click it.

00:13:22.000 Nothing.

00:13:24.000 I go to amber.gov.

00:13:26.000 Go to amber.gov.

00:13:27.000 Isn't Amber, like, not a big deal?

00:13:29.000 It's, like, not a big deal.

00:13:31.000 Even if it was a lunatic loose on the streets of Manhattan, what are the odds we're going to bump into him?

00:13:37.000 Oh, wait, there's usually a child missing, isn't it?

00:13:40.000 Okay.

00:13:40.000 Or a car.

00:13:41.000 You don't need to alert me.

00:13:42.000 How did you get on my fucking phone, by the way?

00:13:44.000 Did I sign up for that?

00:13:45.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:13:47.000 There's another instance.

00:13:48.000 This isn't in this book, but when he was shot.

00:13:50.000 Remember, he was shot.

00:13:52.000 His friend, really gay dude, was with him.

00:13:54.000 He goes, oh my God, they shot you, Andy.

00:13:56.000 Are you okay?

00:13:57.000 Are you okay?

00:13:58.000 And he goes, stop, stop.

00:13:59.000 Stop freaking out.

00:14:00.000 It hurts when I laugh.

00:14:03.000 That's the beginning of our show.

00:14:06.000 It's from I Shot Andy Warhol.

00:14:08.000 That's the bullet.

00:14:10.000 That's the chick. 1.00

00:14:13.000 She shot 60.

00:14:14.000 Andy Warhol.

00:14:14.000 Anyway, this is a fun book just to have lounging around.

00:14:18.000 And he would come home and he would dictate his diary to this guy, Pat Hackett.

00:14:22.000 I don't know if it was his boyfriend.

00:14:24.000 And Pat could hack it because he transcribed it all.

00:14:29.000 Cab to meet Debbie Harry at 7.30 at her and Chris Stein's apartment at 200 West 58th Street, the penthouse.

00:14:35.000 It took an hour to get there because everybody was merging into Central Park for the fireworks later at 9.

00:14:41.000 Traffic was really bad.

00:14:42.000 Cab, $4.

00:14:43.000 When we got, this is Friday, July 4th, 1980.

00:14:47.000 When we got there, Chris and Victor Bakris had their tapes on.

00:14:49.000 Debbie has beautiful eyes.

00:14:53.000 Debbie had worked all day trying to find an interesting place to have dinner. 1.00

00:14:56.000 And then he puts in brackets, laughs.

00:14:58.000 He transcribes when he laughs.

00:15:01.000 And she did.

00:15:01.000 We went up to 119th Street and Morningside Drive to that restaurant with the big view.

00:15:05.000 The food was as good as La Côte Basque.

00:15:08.000 I don't know how people up there can afford it, though, because it's so expensive.

00:15:11.000 Maybe doctors and professors.

00:15:14.000 Well, first we had drinks at Debbie's.

00:15:16.000 She's gotten really rich from the Vanderbilt Jeans ad, and they're going to buy a building.

00:15:20.000 Chris wants to rent an apartment in the Lower East Side to give interviews in because they don't want to spoil their low-life image.

00:15:26.000 And Debbie will have to give interviews there, too. 1.00

00:15:28.000 I think he's really going to do it.

00:15:29.000 But if you saw their apartment, and he's saying he doesn't want people to know how well they live, it's so junky.

00:15:36.000 It seems like one room made into 18 rooms.

00:15:38.000 Maybe it used to be a storage floor.

00:15:40.000 There are at least 100 gold records on the wall.

00:15:42.000 I don't know why there's so many.

00:15:43.000 Oh, maybe duplicates?

00:15:45.000 I guess.

00:15:46.000 But there is a good doorman.

00:15:49.000 So it's just a guy blathering about the glitterati of the 80s.

00:15:54.000 I don't know if you're into that kind of shit.

00:15:55.000 It's funny.

00:15:56.000 Great book for girls.

00:15:57.000 In fact, that's my wife's copy.

00:16:00.000 You can tell doing a book a day, I started to chip away my collection, and now I'm dipping into the woman's.

00:16:06.000 Who somehow it's in my head that she was kissing a guy because I used that stupid analogy and now I feel weird.

00:16:13.000 I hate this fucking shit.

00:16:16.000 I was thinking about that last night, too.

00:16:18.000 Show that again?

00:16:20.000 I hate this fucking shit.

00:16:25.000 You know, I was arrested for putting my dick in a golf ball cleaner.

00:16:30.000 No.

00:16:30.000 Yep.

00:16:32.000 When?

00:16:32.000 Two days ago.

00:16:33.000 A little while ago.

00:16:36.000 And the golf ball cleaner, she got fired too. 1.00

00:16:40.000 Pretty good, McGinnis.

00:16:41.000 You still got it.

00:16:42.000 This weekend, we donated $150 to Alexandria Orquezio-Cortez's grandmother.

00:16:50.000 She put up a picture of her grandmother's house, and she said, look at this shithole. 0.93

00:16:54.000 Trump didn't help her.

00:16:55.000 This is from four years ago.

00:16:57.000 Now, Trump said, I don't want to send money to Puerto Rico because they're all corrupt there and they'll just steal it.

00:17:03.000 And that's exactly what happened because they are corrupt there and they did steal it.

00:17:09.000 Dude was telling me about pallets and pallets of water bottles still on the side of the highway like today.

00:17:15.000 And water ages.

00:17:17.000 It doesn't last forever.

00:17:18.000 If it's in the hot sun, the seals will pop.

00:17:22.000 It goes bad.

00:17:22.000 Why can't they just pick it up in their car too?

00:17:24.000 If you need water, go pick it up there.

00:17:26.000 But it's a corrupt shithole.

00:17:28.000 So anyway, she shows that picture and everyone goes, wait a minute, you're rich.

00:17:32.000 Why don't you give her the money? 1.00

00:17:35.000 So it didn't work.

00:17:36.000 And then Matt Wall shut up a GoFundMe.

00:17:40.000 And I put in $100.

00:17:42.000 My buddy put in, Matt, he put in $50.

00:17:45.000 And then he gave me the money.

00:17:48.000 And then it was rejected.

00:17:50.000 1-5.

00:17:53.000 Sent back.

00:17:55.000 Now, a lot of people didn't seem to get this.

00:17:58.000 Rejecting $100,000 to own the cons, says Lawrence Southern.

00:18:01.000 Clearly, the proper response here would have been to take it, decorate the completed home with a poster of Mao, and take a pic popping a bottle of champagne while thanking everyone for the wealth distribution.

00:18:10.000 Missed opportunity.

00:18:11.000 I agree.

00:18:12.000 But people were pissed on the right, saying, look, there's a Marine.

00:18:16.000 He lost his arms, and there's this sick kid, and this kid with cancer whose dad was a cop who was killed.

00:18:22.000 Why don't you donate to him?

00:18:22.000 This is fucking stupid.

00:18:24.000 Waste of money.

00:18:25.000 Yeah, it's a joke.

00:18:27.000 It's a joke.

00:18:28.000 It was funny.

00:18:29.000 It's a fucking joke.

00:18:30.000 And it is effective.

00:18:32.000 It's a fucking joke.

00:18:33.000 Because it puts...

00:18:35.000 This is going to be on her Wikipedia page forever now.

00:18:37.000 This is an event in history.

00:18:39.000 So now we've amplified with the Streisand effect the fact that AOC didn't give her granny any money. 0.99

00:18:46.000 Yeah, that was supposed to be a joke, right?

00:18:52.000 Let's do a quick My Pet Biden. 0.86

00:18:54.000 Don't do the whole thing.

00:18:55.000 I just have one Biden.

00:18:57.000 And then I want to get to this cartoons.

00:18:59.000 The death of cartoons.

00:19:03.000 The death of Saturday morning cartoons.

00:19:06.000 Is that too long of a title for today's show?

00:19:12.000 Yeah, 1.6.

00:19:12.000 What's 1.6?

00:19:13.000 Oh, yeah, I just thought this was funny.

00:19:15.000 I believe in the Second Amendment, but nobody says you can have a magazine with 100 clips in it.

00:19:20.000 Yeah, you can't.

00:19:22.000 Should that be a t-shirt?

00:19:27.000 I think a lot of liberals would see that with our Biden logo below it and be like, yeah, cool.

00:19:33.000 You're a Biden supporter like me.

00:19:35.000 Let's go ask people how many clips should be in a magazine.

00:19:38.000 maybe 10 clips, but that's it.

00:19:40.000 I am not a gun guy, so I have a rough understanding.

00:19:43.000 I think my shotgun, my rifle has a clip that takes five or six bullets.

00:19:48.000 Right.

00:19:48.000 30 odd sixes.

00:19:49.000 But then a magazine is like that thing that goes into the, like a handgun and has like.

00:19:57.000 I have a release.

00:19:59.000 So they're both very similar.

00:20:01.000 But in no case does one go in the other.

00:20:05.000 You don't put a motorcycle in your car.

00:20:07.000 They're both vehicles, but they don't go into each other.

00:20:11.000 Look, I love cars as much as the next guy, but no one thinks you should put 100 motorcycles in a car.

00:20:20.000 All right, so big story coming up.

00:20:24.000 I was noticing on the weekend that my kids don't watch Saturday morning cartoons anymore.

00:20:28.000 My youngest one, the other kids are too old.

00:20:30.000 But I was remembering how much fun they had, and I thought, I guess one kid has different tastes.

00:20:38.000 And I turned on the TV, and it was Teen Titans, which is the shittiest, stupidest, crappiest flash animation, boring reboot cartoon ever.

00:20:49.000 You can't look at it.

00:20:50.000 It just looks like an ad for insurance.

00:20:51.000 It always stunk.

00:20:52.000 Yeah, it stinks.

00:20:54.000 Doesn't it look like a Geico ad or something?

00:20:56.000 I don't even feel good seeing that.

00:20:58.000 Like, I feel bad inside looking at this shit.

00:21:01.000 Look at it.

00:21:05.000 Just total lack of creativity.

00:21:08.000 So fucking dull.

00:21:09.000 But anyway, that's all that's on.

00:21:12.000 And I realized we had, I mentioned this earlier on another episode, we had a cartoon renaissance from 2010 to 2018.

00:21:20.000 What happened?

00:21:21.000 Well, I looked into it and I found out women happened. 0.99

00:21:31.000 Women ruined cartoons. 1.00

00:21:33.000 Women ruin everything. 1.00

00:21:35.000 That is the motto for this show.

00:21:37.000 We should make t-shirts that say that.

00:21:39.000 They ruined voting.

00:21:41.000 They ruined politics.

00:21:43.000 They ruined Canada.

00:21:44.000 They ruined Britain.

00:21:46.000 Women should have the right to vote. 1.00

00:21:47.000 Women should not vote. 1.00

00:21:48.000 And obviously, when I say women, I'm talking about the bastardized, twisted, political activist version we created. 1.00

00:21:56.000 Women used to be normal. 1.00

00:21:58.000 Women, when they were kindergarten teachers, back when I was a kid, they were nice old ladies with big tits that let boys be boys and encouraged boys to be boys. 1.00

00:22:07.000 Now they're at war with boys.

00:22:08.000 There's literally a war on boys, on masculinity, on the patriarchy.

00:22:13.000 And these infected shit chests, remember why I call them shit chests, right?

00:22:18.000 Women have this magical gift to give life, to be creators of life. 1.00

00:22:23.000 And it's like the glowing thing in Iron Man's chest.

00:22:27.000 We've removed that and replaced it with a piece of shit.

00:22:30.000 So they're shit chests.

00:22:31.000 So I should say, to be more accurate, shit chests ruin everything.

00:22:36.000 Childless, unmarried cunts. 0.99

00:22:38.000 And I was wondering, this took me all day, by the way.

00:22:42.000 I was wondering what happened to cartoons.

00:22:45.000 And I did some research and discovered they've been overrun by women. 1.00

00:22:49.000 I thought it was fags.

00:22:51.000 As a proud homophobe, I initially blamed homos. 1.00

00:22:55.000 But as you'll learn over this little ride we're going on, fags have nothing to do with it. 1.00

00:23:02.000 They're on both sides of the equation, really.

00:23:04.000 But gay activism, which is predominantly a female thing. 0.89

00:23:08.000 You know what I mean?

00:23:09.000 It's like saying you shouldn't hate gays and telling kids that and brainwashing kids is more a female thing than a gay thing. 1.00

00:23:18.000 I don't really understand it.

00:23:19.000 There's more straight female gay activists than there are gay activists. 1.00

00:23:23.000 You get me?

00:23:24.000 Anyway, this is what it was when I was a kid.

00:23:27.000 Saturday morning cartoons.

00:23:28.000 It was the best time of the week.

00:23:30.000 You got up early.

00:23:31.000 You don't have to go to school.

00:23:32.000 The house is, you have the whole house to yourself.

00:23:35.000 You make some fucking candy cereal if your parents are nice enough.

00:23:38.000 My parents usually just let us have Cheerios.

00:23:41.000 You put sugar on them.

00:23:42.000 But you probably had Fruit Loops and cool shit at your house.

00:23:45.000 And you'd watch from like 7 till noon.

00:23:48.000 And it was all kinds of different cartoons going on.

00:23:52.000 And there wasn't a lot on TV back then when I was a kid in the 70s.

00:23:55.000 And I'm looking back at these cartoons now and realizing they kind of sucked.

00:24:00.000 Like Captain Caveman was good.

00:24:02.000 He was from, I think he was an offshoot of the Wacky Races. 1.00

00:24:07.000 Check out the Wacky Races.

00:24:09.000 That was just all these different characters from all these different shows having a race with stupid, repeating 1950s looking backgrounds. 0.79

00:24:17.000 Terrible cartoon.

00:24:20.000 But we fucking loved it.

00:24:23.000 Loved watching them all go on this big long race and cheat.

00:24:26.000 Look how good the drawing is there, by the way.

00:24:29.000 High quality.

00:24:31.000 Talent.

00:24:32.000 Another weird garbage cartoon that we've loved was Shmoo. 0.79

00:24:36.000 Back then, I think there was a super Shmoo. 1.00

00:24:38.000 He was a ghost who could change his body into any shape.

00:24:42.000 What's the music for that?

00:24:46.000 There he is.

00:24:52.000 Garbage.

00:24:55.000 Oh, he can be a pogo stick. 1.00

00:24:56.000 You can ride him.

00:24:58.000 Ghosts can ride him too, I guess.

00:24:59.000 He chases ghosts.

00:25:01.000 He was fun.

00:25:02.000 Anyway, that tradition didn't die.

00:25:05.000 It just kept going and going.

00:25:07.000 Now it's over forever because of women. 1.00

00:25:10.000 Shit chests.

00:25:11.000 So just before it died, it actually had a stunning renaissance.

00:25:18.000 And my two oldest kids got to be in the eye of the storm for that.

00:25:21.000 My youngest boy, he's eight now.

00:25:23.000 I put the TV on.

00:25:25.000 There's nothing on but Teen Titans and SpongeBob, who's gay, by the way, now. 0.99

00:25:29.000 That's women's fault. 1.00

00:25:31.000 And so he just looks at his iPad and he watches YouTubers talking about viral videos and shit.

00:25:36.000 No cartoon mornings for my youngest boy.

00:25:40.000 And my other kids were there for the Swan song.

00:25:44.000 Now, let me tell you how awesome it was from 2010 till 2014.

00:25:52.000 Right?

00:25:52.000 Maybe even later than that.

00:25:54.000 Maybe it's more recent.

00:25:55.000 I think Trump was a big...

00:25:57.000 No, no.

00:25:57.000 So around 2016, it started to get shitty.

00:26:00.000 It was actually when that guy groped a chick, Clarence.

00:26:03.000 Anyway, we'll get to that.

00:26:04.000 So there was Sanjay and Craig.

00:26:05.000 That was 2010 to 2014.

00:26:08.000 And this was about a kid who had a snake that was his friend.

00:26:13.000 The snake would occasionally wear a t-shirt and a hat to blend in.

00:26:16.000 This is Jay, what's his name, who did all the van stuff.

00:26:18.000 He also designed the characters for Bob's Burgers.

00:26:21.000 And they didn't pay him well enough or something.

00:26:23.000 He got in a big fight with them and they ended up splitting.

00:26:28.000 But God, this was a good show.

00:26:30.000 It was such a good show that when my kids would be watching Cartoon Morning, I would just sit with them and have toast and a coffee and just watch the cartoons with them.

00:26:39.000 I got to know that guy actually.

00:26:40.000 He did some of my tattoos.

00:26:41.000 Yeah.

00:26:42.000 Jay did that tattoo of a buffalo on my wrist for Johnny Buffalo.

00:26:47.000 Pig Goat Banana Cricket was there at the end.

00:26:50.000 That was my old buddy Dave Cooper and Johnny Ryan.

00:26:54.000 Johnny Ryan, you may know from Vice magazine.

00:26:56.000 And if you check out his Instagram, he is the most offensive cartoonist in the world.

00:27:00.000 So offensive, in fact, that he didn't credit himself as Johnny Ryan for this cartoon.

00:27:05.000 It was Jay Ryan.

00:27:07.000 So parents wouldn't look him up.

00:27:09.000 But there was no agenda with this cartoon.

00:27:11.000 It was just as cool as possible.

00:27:13.000 That was the goal.

00:27:14.000 Can we hear the audio there?

00:27:18.000 I mean, look at this quality compared to the shit I grew up with.

00:27:22.000 It's fucking amazing.

00:27:24.000 What a lot of work, too.

00:27:25.000 Most cartoonists these days are on Adderall or Ridalin.

00:27:29.000 I mean, you have no idea how many drawings you have to do to even with computers to show what I just showed you here.

00:27:36.000 It's thousands of drawings.

00:27:39.000 And they were all great.

00:27:40.000 Another fantastic show, Uncle Grandpa.

00:27:43.000 So fucking weird.

00:27:45.000 All of these shows had the weirdest plot.

00:27:48.000 And I remember watching things like Uncle Grandpa going, I couldn't come up with this.

00:27:52.000 I'd have to take acid to come up with this.

00:27:54.000 It was just levels of creativity that were way beyond the pale.

00:27:59.000 Who's this now?

00:27:59.000 Strange creatures just waiting to be observed.

00:28:02.000 Oh, they're doing that guy that we make fun of who thinks animals are cool.

00:28:07.000 Skip ahead.

00:28:10.000 And there was just zero politics to this show.

00:28:14.000 Skip it way ahead.

00:28:14.000 This isn't a very typical episode.

00:28:16.000 His fanny pack is magic.

00:28:17.000 He can time travel.

00:28:20.000 Yeah, that's a bad example of Uncle Grandpa.

00:28:22.000 It was fucking over the top.

00:28:26.000 Another fantastic show from this zenith renaissance was regular show.

00:28:31.000 That was 2013 to 2017.

00:28:34.000 Right?

00:28:35.000 Remember these guys?

00:28:37.000 Hey, Margaret.

00:28:38.000 Where have you been?

00:28:38.000 It feels like I haven't seen you in forever.

00:28:40.000 Again, the quality of the drawing is just amazing.

00:28:43.000 Well, I hope you're not getting your coffee someplace else.

00:28:46.000 No way.

00:28:46.000 And I'd hear my kids laughing, too.

00:28:48.000 That was the other thing about, especially Sanjay and Craig.

00:28:53.000 They had one episode of Sanjay and Craig where this guy was unbarfable.

00:28:57.000 He's never barfed, and you can't make him barf.

00:28:59.000 And Sanjay and Craig devote their entire day to trying to make him barf.

00:29:03.000 And I could hear my kids laughing their heads off.

00:29:06.000 This show would constantly make them laugh their heads off and they'd be imitating the voices.

00:29:12.000 Of course, the winner was probably Adventure Time, especially when you're looking at creativity.

00:29:16.000 This guy went on, he did a podcast with what's his name?

00:29:20.000 That guy, you know this guy?

00:29:22.000 Russell Duncan Trussell.

00:29:26.000 He animated Duncan Trussell's podcast on Netflix, which is cool.

00:29:30.000 What's that called?

00:29:30.000 Midnight Gospel, I think.

00:29:32.000 That was awesome.

00:29:33.000 But this, again, the characters over the top.

00:29:36.000 Weirdness.

00:29:37.000 Just fascinating to look at.

00:29:39.000 And the drawings are beautiful.

00:29:41.000 I mean, that could have been a franchise that went on forever.

00:29:44.000 Like, it was way more fun to watch than, you know, any Mickey Mouse or any other long-term franchise.

00:29:51.000 This could have been a cartoon for generations.

00:29:54.000 But it also died.

00:29:56.000 I'm going to tell you why soon.

00:29:57.000 And then there's Steven Universe.

00:30:00.000 It's still going.

00:30:02.000 And I remember when it came out, this was the end.

00:30:06.000 And when it first came out, it was just very weird.

00:30:08.000 And she's a good artist.

00:30:10.000 But I started to smell a rat.

00:30:13.000 And she's interesting because she survived the purge by pretending to be gay.

00:30:19.000 I don't think she's gay.

00:30:20.000 Her boyfriend's this big fat black dude, but she's bi. 0.89

00:30:23.000 And she changed all her content into be pro-gay, gay activism stuff.

00:30:29.000 Why did she do that? 1.00

00:30:30.000 Because she's gay. 1.00

00:30:31.000 No, no.

00:30:32.000 She did that because women took over all networks, all cartoons, all women now. 1.00

00:30:39.000 So if you want to appease women, you make it anti-racist and anti-homophobia.

00:30:45.000 And you hammer that propaganda to our kids.

00:30:48.000 Now, sometimes it gets disturbing, like that blues clues thing, where we were wrong, by the way.

00:30:53.000 At the end, he does, there is a pedophile flag in it.

00:30:59.000 Did I include that in the notes?

00:31:00.000 I don't think I did.

00:31:02.000 So at best, we have women ruined cartoons. 1.00

00:31:07.000 Yeah, it's the very last thing.

00:31:08.000 At worst, we have fags trying to groom our kids to fuck them. 1.00

00:31:13.000 Turn it on.

00:31:19.000 Minor attracted persons.

00:31:22.000 So when we showed this video previously, the Blue Clues big parade video, I think it was last episode, Friday's episode, the clip cut too short to show this.

00:31:32.000 But there it is.

00:31:33.000 Clearly displayed.

00:31:35.000 I'm more optimistic.

00:31:37.000 I tend to not give people too much credibility.

00:31:40.000 And I think this is just political correctness makes companies all female. 1.00

00:31:45.000 And females do things, shit chests, make things all gay activism, politically correct activism. 1.00

00:31:50.000 So why did it happen?

00:31:52.000 It all started with a cunt. 1.00

00:31:56.000 So there's this cartoon, Casper, Clarence, sorry, Clarence, 2014 to 2018.

00:32:02.000 Fucking brilliant show, great artists.

00:32:06.000 And these kids are nerds.

00:32:08.000 They're all art school kids who just draw and drink and party and draw and draw and draw.

00:32:14.000 And they create these shows and they're kind of weird around chicks. 0.99

00:32:18.000 They're already nerds, and then they're hyper with the Adderall.

00:32:21.000 And this guy, Skylar Page, I think his name is, right?

00:32:24.000 That's the first article there.

00:32:27.000 He's accused of groping a chick.

00:32:29.000 Now, everyone in LA Is a pussy. 1.00

00:32:31.000 Nerds are pussies. 1.00

00:32:32.000 People on Adderall overthink things.

00:32:33.000 So you have three pussy factors. 1.00

00:32:35.000 And what do they do?

00:32:36.000 They totally flipped on this guy.

00:32:38.000 All his friends shit on him.

00:32:39.000 Fuck you.

00:32:40.000 Just like our buddy Kale.

00:32:42.000 They all stabbed him in the back and ran as soon as he was charged with sexual assault.

00:32:46.000 You know what he did?

00:32:47.000 He over-hugged a girl at a party.

00:32:50.000 Big fucking deal.

00:32:52.000 So scroll down.

00:32:54.000 That's the guy.

00:32:55.000 His life's over.

00:32:57.000 Ruined.

00:32:58.000 He just sits.

00:32:58.000 He's off in Arizona where the rent is cheap and he just draws all day.

00:33:02.000 I don't even think he's a job.

00:33:03.000 This is the bitch that ruined Cartoon Morning forever. 1.00

00:33:09.000 Cartoon Morning probably started in the 50s and it absolutely sucks now.

00:33:16.000 Now, the man behind the Cartoon Renaissance is, believe it or not, a fag. 1.00

00:33:22.000 He is this guy, Rob Sorter, S-O-R-C-H-E-R.

00:33:28.000 And this guy, he brought Adventure Time to Cartoon Network, and he was behind all of these brave choices, these weird shows.

00:33:35.000 No, that's the letter of the guy stabbing him in the back.

00:33:38.000 Pull that up.

00:33:40.000 Yeah, this is Clarence Head of Story.

00:33:42.000 Schuyler Page assaulted a female artist.

00:33:44.000 She's a piece of shit, and they should give him the boot. 1.00

00:33:46.000 This is his friend.

00:33:50.000 Totally just wiped him up.

00:33:51.000 Fuck you.

00:33:52.000 Go die.

00:33:54.000 I have a real bee in my bonnet when it comes to loyalty.

00:33:57.000 That's one thing that really pisses me off when people don't have someone's back because they're unpopular.

00:34:02.000 It just, it's a sign of the decline of Western civilization when we don't have the fortitude to stand up for our friends and defend the innocent.

00:34:11.000 So this guy, Rob Sorter, he's not in the notes.

00:34:16.000 This homo, let me see. 1.00

00:34:19.000 This is why I say it's not a gay thing. 1.00

00:34:21.000 No, that's the guy now.

00:34:22.000 See that?

00:34:23.000 That's Sam Register.

00:34:24.000 He's the guy who's taking over Cartoon Network.

00:34:28.000 And that's why it's all shitty reboots like Teen Titans.

00:34:31.000 It's probably on right now.

00:34:32.000 They just play it on a loop all morning.

00:34:34.000 And he's a Time Warner company man.

00:34:37.000 I think he's a fag. 1.00

00:34:39.000 And he has no balls.

00:34:41.000 No.

00:34:42.000 That's Rob Sorter.

00:34:43.000 He has no creativity.

00:34:46.000 So he just ruined the cartoon morning.

00:34:49.000 And this guy, this guy had Clarence's back.

00:34:54.000 He said, look, the guy just overhugged someone at a party.

00:34:57.000 Take it easy.

00:34:57.000 He's a nerd.

00:34:58.000 He's awkward.

00:34:59.000 Let's not fire him and ruin his life.

00:35:01.000 So then they got madder and madder at him.

00:35:03.000 Trump was in office.

00:35:04.000 George Floyd was killed.

00:35:05.000 And they said, you know what, Rob?

00:35:07.000 You're not enough of an activist.

00:35:08.000 You're fired.

00:35:09.000 And they drove him out, replaced him with Pussyman. 1.00

00:35:12.000 Again, both guys gay on both sides of the thing here. 0.90

00:35:15.000 Replaced him with Pussyman Sam Register. 0.99

00:35:17.000 And now all cartoons are all chicks. 0.53

00:35:23.000 And the woman, Stephen Universe, remember, she was part of the Renaissance.

00:35:27.000 She was cool.

00:35:28.000 And then she saw which way the wind was blowing.

00:35:30.000 She goes, I'm trans, I'm gay.

00:35:32.000 I'm super gay.

00:35:34.000 What?

00:35:34.000 You have a black dick in your mouth.

00:35:36.000 Oh, I'm a man being gay.

00:35:38.000 Oh, okay.

00:35:39.000 So that's her there.

00:35:41.000 She's a survivor is what she is.

00:35:43.000 She's jumped, full-on trans bi-activist, getting reamed by a black dude every night, but pretending that she's trans. 0.80

00:35:52.000 Total and utter horseshit.

00:35:54.000 And she survived the death of comedy.

00:35:56.000 So she's out there in the desert.

00:35:58.000 Tumbleweeds are going by, and she's still alive because she's a bullshitter. 1.00

00:36:03.000 And this is what we're stuck with now.

00:36:05.000 So we've gone from, oh, there's also the amazing world of gumball.

00:36:10.000 It was also part of the Renaissance.

00:36:11.000 Now that one had the kids laughing their heads off, like falling off the couch.

00:36:16.000 Do you have gumball?

00:36:18.000 Sorry, this is slightly out of order.

00:36:24.000 But that one bitch ruined it. 1.00

00:36:27.000 Just like, you know, Terry Richardson is a good friend of mine, photographer.

00:36:31.000 One cunt, one 18-year-old cunt calls him a rape apologist in a tweet and says to H ⁇ M, who was one of his clients, the guy was making $5 million a year, one of the biggest photographers ever. 0.95

00:36:42.000 And she goes, are you going to explain you working with rape apologist Terry Richardson?

00:36:46.000 They go, we're not working with him anymore.

00:36:48.000 He lost that client and that started a whole domino effect.

00:36:51.000 This is way before cancel culture.

00:36:53.000 And his career is over now.

00:36:55.000 Done.

00:36:55.000 Because of one cunt.

00:36:57.000 And that one bitch that got overhugged destroyed not just the Clarence guy, but the entire cartoon network and changed into chickdom. 1.00

00:37:07.000 Okay, so this is who we have now.

00:37:11.000 We have, well, of course, we have Rebecca Sugar.

00:37:16.000 That's the girl I just told you about who pretends she's trans. 1.00

00:37:19.000 And we have Shady Potowski. 0.97

00:37:22.000 Shady Petowski is a dude who thinks he's a chick.

00:37:26.000 This is way down, Ryan.

00:37:29.000 He does a cartoon called Danger and Eggs.

00:37:32.000 This, a trans showrunner on how to bring LGBTQ truth to kids' TV.

00:37:39.000 Look at that guy.

00:37:44.000 And remember, this is a picture he chose that is the best out of all of them.

00:37:49.000 So he looks even more ridiculous in real life.

00:37:51.000 But he is doing trans activism.

00:37:54.000 And, you know, kids don't like that.

00:37:57.000 They don't like gay propaganda. 0.58

00:37:58.000 They don't have a problem with it.

00:37:59.000 And it pisses me off that you think they do.

00:38:02.000 Like, all of this gay propaganda is based on the assumption that gay kids are getting bullied.

00:38:06.000 That's just not true.

00:38:08.000 Gay is a type of way to fuck. 1.00

00:38:11.000 Kids don't like fucking. 0.99

00:38:12.000 It's not, so stop telling them what pansexual means or showing them trans flags.

00:38:18.000 It's not on their radar.

00:38:19.000 They don't need to know about sex. 0.87

00:38:21.000 In fact, I would argue your goal as a parent is to push sex as light as humanly possible.

00:38:26.000 You don't want your daughter knowing what sex is until she's 16. 0.99

00:38:30.000 And even then, I would prefer 18, obviously.

00:38:34.000 But all of this sex activism in kids is a bizarre female trait. 1.00

00:38:39.000 Look at Noelle Stevenson. 1.00

00:38:41.000 She's a dyke, allegedly. 1.00

00:38:43.000 She does She-Ra, Princess of Power. 0.89

00:38:45.000 That's the next one.

00:38:47.000 So that's a lesbian saying she invites everyone into comics. 1.00

00:38:52.000 What?

00:38:53.000 Thank you for finally making gay-friendly cartoons.

00:38:57.000 Or you have Dana Terrace.

00:38:59.000 She does The Owl House.

00:39:00.000 More chicks.

00:39:01.000 And these are just the chicks that are the creators.

00:39:03.000 The background animators.

00:39:07.000 There she goes.

00:39:10.000 she doesn't look like a lesbian, she says she's a lesbian, and she says she's married to some other animator, but she doesn't have a gay face.

00:39:19.000 Who knows anymore?

00:39:20.000 That's the thing: when women control something, you got to go gay. 1.00

00:39:23.000 You got to be a gay activist, you got to be gay yourself, or you're canceled. 0.65

00:39:28.000 Or this guy, Gravity Falls, is not gay, but he's a fervent gay activist.

00:39:33.000 And he's mad at Disney.

00:39:35.000 Look at him calling out Disney's pride, hypocrisy.

00:39:38.000 He says, Disney said everyone's welcome here, right?

00:39:41.000 Look at all those flags.

00:39:42.000 Oh, I'll show you something later about these corporations that have like BMW, all their logos are all rainbow.

00:39:53.000 But then you check the Middle East Twitter account of that corporation.

00:39:57.000 No rainbows.

00:39:58.000 I'll show you that when we're done.

00:40:01.000 So this is, he's pretending to be mad at Disney because he goes, they canceled a lot of the gay scenes in Gravity Falls, my cartoon.

00:40:07.000 They weren't gay enough. 1.00

00:40:09.000 So even when you're not gay, you're a gay activist or you're done.

00:40:15.000 And guess who else is dominating the animation world now?

00:40:21.000 Has left school as an assistant professor and does mostly background, but is at all the meetings, discussing the content.

00:40:28.000 Who is one of the most influential and powerful people in post-Renaissance shit cartoon land, the desert of creativity, the boring hellhole that has become Saturday morning cartoons?

00:40:42.000 This cunt. 1.00

00:40:43.000 Which you claim support the idea that legal immigrants are dangerous or criminals.

00:40:49.000 I cited a number of statistics that show that they commit federal crimes at a significantly higher rate than native-born Americans. 0.99

00:40:56.000 Okay.

00:40:56.000 So what role do you think that structural racism and inherent bias has to play in those statistics?

00:41:04.000 I don't think that the people who enter this country illegally are forced to do so by some sort of systemic racism.

00:41:13.000 There's no systemic American racist going down to El Salvador and saying, you better get up and sneak into the United States.

00:41:19.000 And there's nobody in the United States.

00:41:21.000 It's too sophisticated of a joke for her, Michael.

00:41:23.000 To commit crimes.

00:41:24.000 I think the premise of this question is actually quite offensive, though it's a popular assumption, which is that illegal aliens somehow don't have free will.

00:41:34.000 It's the assumption that illegal aliens are somehow morally uneducated.

00:41:38.000 They have no sense of right and wrong.

00:41:40.000 They have no ability to control their emotions and their impulses.

00:41:44.000 This is obviously profoundly racist and not true.

00:41:48.000 We have free will.

00:41:49.000 We have the ability to do what we want to do.

00:41:52.000 This is why, by the way, the majority of Hispanic people in the United States and Hispanic voters oppose illegal immigration.

00:42:02.000 The races are exactly the same. 0.99

00:42:03.000 The ethnicity is exactly the same. 0.90

00:42:05.000 The question of crime is different because race does not determine your criminality.

00:42:11.000 That's not what I'm saying.

00:42:12.000 I'm saying that people of color are more likely to be convicted of crimes unfairly than white people.

00:42:17.000 They're more likely to commit certain crimes.

00:42:19.000 That's true.

00:42:20.000 She's an assistant professor.

00:42:21.000 Now, Knowles has done a few talks.

00:42:23.000 They're always with perfectly normal names that freak the fuck out of academics.

00:42:27.000 Like this, I think, was Build a Wall.

00:42:30.000 Yeah, Build a Wall.

00:42:31.000 I think I'm a liberal.

00:42:32.000 I'm going to start calling myself a 2004 liberal because that was a normal thing to say that Bill Clinton wanted and Obama wanted.

00:42:39.000 They wanted strong borders.

00:42:41.000 Everyone does.

00:42:42.000 That's perfectly normal.

00:42:43.000 It's not a right-wing thing.

00:42:45.000 And then his other talk that freaked everyone out and gave the faculty panic attacks.

00:42:49.000 I'm not exaggerating, was men are not women. 1.00

00:42:52.000 That was the other thing.

00:42:52.000 And she gets up there and her thing is, go back, we don't want to lose her.

00:42:55.000 She gets up there and says, speech is violence.

00:42:59.000 Like, these people are professors.

00:43:01.000 One guy, this Italian dude came up when, he's a professor there.

00:43:05.000 He came up and he said 1492, whatever, was when a racist genocider, that's not a word, came to this country and killed.

00:43:12.000 Christopher Columbus never came to America.

00:43:15.000 This is a history professor telling Michael Knowles that.

00:43:20.000 You're going a quarter of a million dollar in debt to listen to these assholes.

00:43:23.000 And this cunt ruined, is an example of this onslaught of Saturday morning cartoon destroyers. 1.00

00:43:31.000 It is true.

00:43:32.000 I mean, what I just said is true.

00:43:33.000 I'm not quite sure where you're getting your statistics from, and you choose to interpret them.

00:43:36.000 From the federal government.

00:43:38.000 You choose to interpret them in your Bureau of Justice Statistics and Department of Homeland Security.

00:43:42.000 By the way, if you, she's been to like every art school in Britain and then went to art school in America.

00:43:47.000 You know what that means?

00:43:48.000 Rich.

00:43:49.000 She's a rich girl. 0.98

00:43:50.000 You can tell by her accent, too.

00:43:51.000 She's posh. 0.98

00:43:54.000 It would have been nice if you could have let me finish my sentence.

00:43:56.000 Anyway, I was answering your question.

00:44:01.000 You are using your statistics for your own political agenda, and that's your question.

00:44:06.000 I'm citing statistics because they're true.

00:44:08.000 I'm talking about the fact that I'm faculty here.

00:44:11.000 I also support our protester in the back.

00:44:14.000 What do you support specifically?

00:44:16.000 Do you think that anti-immigrant rhetoric is violent free speech?

00:44:21.000 Yes, because of the research.

00:44:22.000 Do you think that speech is violence?

00:44:24.000 No, I think that...

00:44:25.000 That's what that sign says.

00:44:26.000 The conversation that you're having is oppressive.

00:44:29.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:44:30.000 We could watch that all day, and we already have watched it.

00:44:32.000 And that's her, Sarah Beebe is her name.

00:44:36.000 You can look up her website.

00:44:37.000 You can tell she's one of these artists that just has, she's put in her thousand hours, but she doesn't have talent.

00:44:42.000 You know what I mean?

00:44:43.000 Like Joe Mataris, you know, those comedians that don't have the sprinkles, but they bust their ass and you go, okay, you have a career.

00:44:48.000 That's clearly someone without artistic talent who has just worked hard at it and been painting for, you know, five art colleges worth of time.

00:44:59.000 So she is, she personifies this problem.

00:45:04.000 And now let's look at what cartoons are like.

00:45:06.000 Now, we already covered this in a letter, right?

00:45:09.000 But let's just briefly go over these.

00:45:12.000 This is the PC bias on Cartoon Network.

00:45:14.000 So this is the girl who does Steven Universe. 0.53

00:45:17.000 These are like those four, five videos, one, two, three, four videos that are under the PC bias.

00:45:24.000 This is the Steven Universe chick who pretends she's gay, be anti-racist. 0.59

00:45:28.000 This is what cartoons are like now.

00:45:30.000 And kids don't like participation trophies where everyone gets one, and they don't like gay propaganda, so they don't watch this shit. 0.70

00:45:37.000 It's boring.

00:45:38.000 My kids, I couldn't, you know what I used to do to fuck with them?

00:45:41.000 I would go up and go, oh, I think we're going to turn off the TV, guys.

00:45:44.000 Yeah, we're going to turn off TV.

00:45:45.000 And I would go to put my thumb on the off button, and they'd scream and cry, I'd be filming this.

00:45:48.000 And then I would go, oh may we're not.

00:45:50.000 And they would just go from, no, no, to back to normal.

00:45:53.000 I could turn them on and off by threatening to turn on and off the TV.

00:45:56.000 Now, this shit, this fucking propaganda garbage?

00:46:00.000 It totally does.

00:46:01.000 I mean, we've already covered it, right?

00:46:02.000 Turn it up a bit?

00:46:03.000 Doesn't mean it doesn't happen.

00:46:05.000 Oh, wow.

00:46:06.000 I'm sorry.

00:46:06.000 Seriously, I didn't know.

00:46:08.000 Yeah.

00:46:09.000 Oh, yeah.

00:46:09.000 That's the one where he says, this doesn't happen.

00:46:11.000 Kids don't get bullied for being gay.

00:46:12.000 And they go, just because it doesn't happen, no, it doesn't happen.

00:46:16.000 Oh, yeah.

00:46:17.000 This guy I know who's his kids are Jewish.

00:46:19.000 He's not.

00:46:20.000 I don't know how that works.

00:46:21.000 But he said, yeah, they pick on my kids at school.

00:46:23.000 They call them Jew boy.

00:46:24.000 Anti-Semitism is still really big.

00:46:26.000 I go, dude, they made fun of me for having glasses.

00:46:30.000 Like, kids just make a thing.

00:46:32.000 They find out what your last name is.

00:46:34.000 Anything to tease.

00:46:35.000 It doesn't mean anything.

00:46:36.000 It's surface.

00:46:37.000 They don't beat up a kid because he was gay, because he was sucking another kid's dick.

00:46:41.000 Kids don't suck dicks. 1.00

00:46:43.000 So if you have an example of some dumb teasing thing, it's not a phenomenon.

00:46:49.000 And kids being rude and picking on other kids, you can't stop that and you shouldn't stop that.

00:46:54.000 It's a normal part of being a kid.

00:46:56.000 Life's tough, kids.

00:46:58.000 Get used to it.

00:46:59.000 Then there's this shit.

00:47:02.000 What's this skin?

00:47:03.000 Oh yeah, that's the lesbian saying role-playing and cosplay helps them be empowered. 1.00

00:47:08.000 And then what's the third one?

00:47:10.000 Sorry to repeat this, but I got to put it in this video so it's all one coherent point that sums it all up.

00:47:19.000 This is Amethyst and Friends.

00:47:23.000 Oh, this one is particularly bad.

00:47:24.000 Remember this when she gets mad about being purple?

00:47:27.000 Join our circle.

00:47:28.000 Doesn't matter if you're white or black. 0.68

00:47:30.000 Or purple?

00:47:32.000 What the?

00:47:33.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:47:34.000 Hold up a minute here.

00:47:36.000 Ugh, who wrote this?

00:47:38.000 I think it kind of does matter that I'm purple.

00:47:41.000 I mean, I'm purple because I'm literally an alien.

00:47:43.000 Well, I'm not an alien, but it definitely matters to me that I'm black.

00:47:47.000 Yeah, it makes a difference that.

00:47:48.000 A bunch of kids watching us?

00:47:50.000 Like, think of the Sanjay and Craig unbarfable episode, and then they turn this shit on.

00:47:55.000 And it's a woman pretending to be gay, doing gay propaganda to appease other women who are probably not even gay either. 0.67

00:48:04.000 Who is this gay shit? 1.00

00:48:05.000 This is like fucking all these rainbow flags everywhere. 0.52

00:48:09.000 Did anyone even ask gays if they want all this shit?

00:48:13.000 Anyway.

00:48:16.000 It's just amazing how smashing the patriarchy is our number one goal on the far left, destroying white males, making sure that the whole power structure is ripped down because it's systemic and evil and it's ruining our children.

00:48:33.000 And we step aside and what happens?

00:48:36.000 A weaker sex comes in and ruins everything they touch. 1.00

00:48:41.000 And we're left in a scenario where shitty cartoons that bore our kids to death is the best case scenario.

00:48:48.000 Because the worst case scenario is we are grooming our children for sex so they can be raped by degenerate perverts. 0.95

00:48:58.000 I'm not big on either of those options, but the second one is a little scarier.

00:49:02.000 So ladies, please get out of the way and let the men handle it because you ruin everything. 1.00

00:49:20.000 This was the corp 19.

00:49:22.000 That's the corporations thing I was talking about.

00:49:26.000 They don't mean it, folks.

00:49:28.000 They don't really mean it.

00:49:30.000 It's all about appeasing the mob.

00:49:33.000 But if it comes down to it and it's going to cost them any money or make them embarrassed, no thanks.

00:49:40.000 In case you thought corporations had principles.

00:49:42.000 That's what I was talking about earlier.

00:49:44.000 You know what's interesting, too, I've noticed that I didn't mention in the video.

00:49:48.000 Julia Plott is a straight girl and she does a thing called Summer Island Camp. 1.00

00:49:58.000 And she's a nine, maybe?

00:50:01.000 But she stopped dressing beautiful because all these women are everywhere. 1.00

00:50:06.000 And you know how vindictive they are.

00:50:08.000 So just like the chick who does Steven Universe, she's not pretending to be gay, but dressing dikey and looking shitty. 1.00

00:50:14.000 Click on 17.

00:50:18.000 So go to the bottom of that.

00:50:22.000 Yeah, click on that.

00:50:23.000 This woman is a supermodel. 1.00

00:50:25.000 But what is she doing there?

00:50:27.000 She's got on the lesbian sweater with the collar and the jeans. 0.91

00:50:33.000 She looks like the dyke from the Roseanne show. 1.00

00:50:36.000 See if you can find another picture of her, though.

00:50:38.000 Look, I'm an ugly, frumpy Jewish lesbian just like you. 1.00

00:50:42.000 She's a hard one to Google. 0.95

00:50:44.000 I think Julia Plott is a really common name.

00:50:46.000 Pot with no L. Oh, that's why it was fucking up.

00:50:50.000 I think this is her Instagram.

00:50:52.000 Let's check it out.

00:50:53.000 Yeah, that's her. 0.60

00:50:53.000 Yeah, I'm just a regular kid. 0.60

00:50:55.000 No, but Google image her.

00:50:56.000 Black Lives Matter.

00:50:58.000 Got to make that clear.

00:51:00.000 None of them mean it.

00:51:01.000 Everyone is just scared of what the other person thinks.

00:51:04.000 And you know what?

00:51:04.000 In a way, they're right to be scared.

00:51:06.000 Look at Clarence.

00:51:07.000 See, look at her. 0.96

00:51:08.000 Look at that picture with the red shirt.

00:51:10.000 That's a very old picture of her.

00:51:12.000 That's what she fucking looks like. 0.99

00:51:15.000 But now in every picture, it's like sweatshirt.

00:51:17.000 Hi.

00:51:18.000 I'm one of the gals.

00:51:19.000 I'm ugly.

00:51:21.000 Glasses, beanie.

00:51:23.000 Yeah.

00:51:24.000 They have to dress down because of toxic femininity. 1.00

00:51:28.000 Look at her.

00:51:29.000 Right.

00:51:30.000 She looks like Andy.

00:51:32.000 I mean, she looks like Woody Allen in that picture.

00:51:35.000 I thought the cartoon was rather didactic.

00:51:38.000 Is there a reason I could give you that would justify?

00:51:44.000 And you had that woman, Shady Petrowski, right?

00:51:47.000 Which one is she? 0.93

00:51:48.000 She does.

00:51:50.000 I used to know this.

00:51:51.000 Shady Petrowski does Danger and Eggs.

00:51:56.000 But she was on some show bitching about the TSA. 1.00

00:52:01.000 Yep.

00:52:02.000 The TSA didn't were confused by her genitals because when she went through the x-ray thing, they noticed this beautiful woman has a large eight-inch cock again. 1.00

00:52:18.000 Trans women, you're gay. 1.00

00:52:20.000 You're not a woman. 1.00

00:52:21.000 You're not a different gender. 1.00

00:52:23.000 You're just a gay dude traveling while trans. 1.00

00:52:26.000 That's the new...

00:52:27.000 This is who's in charge of Saturday morning cartoons now.

00:52:30.000 It was traumatic for you, but it seems to me they had a very through as a male or female, whatever gets me through quickly.

00:52:37.000 No one asked me.

00:52:40.000 A TSA agent looks at me, pushes a button, and then makes me responsible for their guess.

00:52:48.000 Wait, so there's a no win because they assumed the gender was female, which is what he's going for.

00:52:54.000 I guess what he's saying is he wants the TSA to accept that some women have penises.

00:53:00.000 But then they'd have to click the man button.

00:53:02.000 Well, isn't there a reason they separate men and women so when you're frisking them, you're comfortable? 0.97

00:53:07.000 So who gets to frisk?

00:53:09.000 What if I'm uncomfortable?

00:53:10.000 If I'm a TSA agent, I don't want to be fucking grabbing your nuts.

00:53:16.000 Yeah.

00:53:19.000 No one asked me about concealment and trans people are always being criticized for being frauds or concealing something.

00:53:29.000 Yes.

00:53:30.000 I can go through as a male or female, whatever gets me through quickly.

00:53:34.000 We just saw that.

00:53:35.000 So why are we hearing this from you?

00:53:37.000 A male, so when they say I'm a woman, scam me through as a woman, it's gonna find that you're male.

00:53:42.000 That's why the machine went off.

00:53:44.000 It has nothing to do with you're not getting equal treatment because you are born black privilege, by the way.

00:53:50.000 You're looking at black privilege. 0.68

00:53:51.000 I get the round of applause.

00:53:53.000 They're allowed to say the truth.

00:53:55.000 When you say she waits for a pause, it gets a round of applause after she says that.

00:53:59.000 Male.

00:53:59.000 You don't have a vagina.

00:54:01.000 And Daddy, I think we're...

00:54:03.000 Can you imagine?

00:54:04.000 I couldn't say that.

00:54:06.000 By the way, speaking of gays, there is a fucking gay flag across from the American Legion in a town near me.

00:54:16.000 And I'm deeply offended by that.

00:54:21.000 Because you're putting words in their mouth.

00:54:23.000 No, worse, you're putting dicks in their mouth. 1.00

00:54:26.000 Like, it's almost...

00:54:27.000 Here's an analogy.

00:54:28.000 What if I put a Mets flag on Legion?

00:54:31.000 So there's American...

00:54:35.000 I think it's the American flag at the top, the state flag on one side, and then the other flag used to be the POW-MIA flag.

00:54:42.000 They took that down.

00:54:46.000 Missing in action.

00:54:47.000 POWs. 0.62

00:54:49.000 They took that down and put a rainbow flag up.

00:54:52.000 Now you, hey, I think there's six dead bodies.

00:54:55.000 It's six graves, right?

00:54:57.000 They're not real graves, but they're to commemorate the six people from that town who died in, I don't know what war, Vietnam, maybe all wars.

00:55:04.000 And now you died for gay equality. 0.99

00:55:09.000 No, I didn't.

00:55:10.000 How do you know how they feel about gay equality?

00:55:12.000 You're ascribing a political position to them.

00:55:15.000 The only thing that you can ascribe to them is the American flag and a military flag.

00:55:21.000 But they didn't sign up for this LGBT bullshit. 1.00

00:55:24.000 And it's worse than that.

00:55:24.000 It's the flag they're using is the trans one.

00:55:27.000 Do you know what that is?

00:55:28.000 It's a rainbow flag, but it's got a trans flag sort of divoted into the base of it.

00:55:36.000 So now they're supporting that shady Petrosky chick who doesn't like getting frisked. 1.00

00:55:41.000 I didn't sign up for that.

00:55:44.000 Look at that ridiculous fucking flag.

00:55:47.000 You know what that looks like to me?

00:55:49.000 A pile of shit.

00:55:50.000 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

00:55:53.000 Eleven types of people.

00:56:00.000 Eleven types of people.

00:56:01.000 And I was like, we should just rip that down.

00:56:04.000 Let's just take it down.

00:56:06.000 It's doing something.

00:56:08.000 It's making a statement, and it's disgusting, the statement it's making.

00:56:13.000 Not even disgusting, but it's disgusting that you would put words in the mouth of a dead man.

00:56:21.000 And radical words, too.

00:56:23.000 I'm not against gays or trans.

00:56:25.000 I think trans is silly, and I think you're born gay. 1.00

00:56:28.000 But you don't have the right to put that pin on me when I'm dead.

00:56:31.000 Yeah, why don't you just put a fucking gay pin on his uniform, in his coffin? 1.00

00:56:36.000 Why don't you stick it...

00:56:38.000 They've basically stuck a gay flag in a man's hand. 0.96

00:56:41.000 It's like Iwo Jima.

00:56:42.000 Why don't we change that?

00:56:43.000 You know that famous sculpture?

00:56:44.000 Let's make that flag a rainbow flag.

00:56:46.000 Now the men are pushing up the rainbow flag.

00:56:50.000 It's everywhere.

00:56:51.000 City halls all have it now.

00:56:53.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:56:55.000 Let's make that a rainbow. 0.87

00:56:58.000 There we go.

00:57:00.000 Oh, they've already fucking done it.

00:57:04.000 What does it say?

00:57:04.000 What's the headline?

00:57:06.000 We must now ban this flag.

00:57:11.000 But yeah, sorry, that's the article.

00:57:12.000 2-0.

00:57:13.000 I don't know what this is.

00:57:14.000 So just letting everybody know.

00:57:16.000 Yeah, we don't know.

00:57:16.000 We don't know.

00:57:17.000 I don't know.

00:57:17.000 This might be them crazy white powers.

00:57:19.000 No, go to 2-0, though.

00:57:22.000 This guy ripped down a flag and got 16 years.

00:57:27.000 I like how the headline is, they responded by advocating for him.

00:57:31.000 How about murder and rape gets 16 years?

00:57:34.000 Burning down a flag.

00:57:34.000 Wait a minute.

00:57:35.000 Isn't that what Enrique's charged with?

00:57:37.000 Oh, burning a flag.

00:57:38.000 Yeah.

00:57:39.000 That's his exact charge.

00:57:41.000 Now, if you read the article, the guy was unapologetic.

00:57:43.000 He told everyone to go fuck themselves.

00:57:44.000 He said, yeah, I did it.

00:57:45.000 I'll do it again.

00:57:46.000 So he wasn't exactly drowning in remorse, but it's vandalism.

00:57:51.000 I mean, what should you give that?

00:57:55.000 Pay $14 for the flag.

00:57:56.000 A year of probation, maybe?

00:57:58.000 It's a misdemeanor.

00:58:00.000 It's vandalism.

00:58:03.000 But because it's a gay flag and they have gay privilege, this is like what's his name was talking about.

00:58:09.000 I think I know why.

00:58:12.000 I don't know why.

00:58:13.000 White people walk through life like they own the place. 1.00

00:58:15.000 They have privilege.

00:58:16.000 No, it's privilege when burning your flag gets 16 years.

00:58:20.000 You know what you get if you burn the American flag?

00:58:23.000 And nothing.

00:58:24.000 How about those two lawyers, the black one and the Middle Eastern one, who threw a Molotov cocktail into a cop car? 1.00

00:58:34.000 They got offered a year as a plea deal.

00:58:36.000 They said, go fuck yourself.

00:58:38.000 You're going to have to do better than that.

00:58:39.000 I'm not going to jail for a year.

00:58:41.000 You nuts.

00:58:43.000 Okay.

00:58:45.000 Yeah.

00:58:45.000 Black privilege, female privilege.

00:58:48.000 Getting to ruin stand-up comedy and Saturday morning cartoons.

00:58:53.000 Female privilege. 1.00

00:58:56.000 All right.

00:58:56.000 That brings us to some racism.

00:58:58.000 Let's briefly gloss over that.

00:59:02.000 Let's talk about racism.

00:59:07.000 That was racist, guys.

00:59:11.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

00:59:15.000 What if a big fat redneck just got out of his truck? 1.00

00:59:22.000 He saw some racial epithet pouring gas in her car and he just thought, fuck this bitch. 1.00

00:59:29.000 I'm going to fuck her up.

00:59:32.000 He randomly assaulted.

00:59:35.000 Maybe he's jealous of her tits. 0.98

00:59:37.000 Do you have the video there?

00:59:38.000 Oh no, look at the next one.

00:59:41.000 Elijah Schaefer identified the guy.

00:59:47.000 Yeah, is that Prowboy's founder Gavin McInnes?

00:59:50.000 See if they show the video though.

00:59:51.000 It's alarming.

00:59:52.000 And just like that other guy that was on the front page of the post, they don't beat him up.

00:59:59.000 They just stand there.

01:00:00.000 And there was like five guys.

01:00:03.000 Can we...

01:00:04.000 Is this calling for violence?

01:00:05.000 If you see a woman getting the shit beaten out of her, tackle the fucking guy. 0.96

01:00:10.000 In fact, it's getting so rare now that it makes the news.

01:00:14.000 Like, remember that yuppie-looking dude who tackled the guy who was stabbing an old lady?

01:00:20.000 And the guy still had the knife.

01:00:22.000 I mean, you're risking getting killed.

01:00:23.000 You're risking getting sued.

01:00:25.000 Getting 16 years for a hate crime if the guy's black.

01:00:28.000 But come on, what is a society if you don't stop someone from beating the shit out of a woman? 1.00

01:00:32.000 It's not coming up in the original tweet.

01:00:34.000 Oh, there it is.

01:00:37.000 Graphic.

01:00:38.000 On a late Friday, detectives say the shirtless man seen in this security video was turned in by a concerned relative.

01:00:44.000 He was wanted for this unprovoked and vicious attack.

01:00:48.000 The unnamed man reportedly punched an unsuspecting woman.

01:00:52.000 The attack goes on for about 10 minutes.

01:00:53.000 Only then do people start to gather around.

01:00:56.000 Look at them.

01:00:56.000 Gather around.

01:00:57.000 You're out of your mind, people.

01:01:00.000 Why are you gathering?

01:01:02.000 You're tackling.

01:01:02.000 He's a big fat piece of shit.

01:01:05.000 Kick his knees in. 0.81

01:01:07.000 Three guys?

01:01:08.000 Talk to any pro fighter, MMA guy.

01:01:11.000 He'll tell you, if it's more than two dudes, I'm fucked.

01:01:15.000 Like, the idea of beating up several men is just not possible.

01:01:19.000 No matter who you are.

01:01:20.000 Conor McGregor could not beat up three guys.

01:01:24.000 Because while one guy's pounding you, or you're pounding one guy, you're getting smacked in the head from behind.

01:01:31.000 This is a hate crime.

01:01:32.000 It won't go anywhere.

01:01:33.000 Look at 2-4.

01:01:35.000 This professor, they seem to be getting more and more radical, these anti-white things.

01:01:42.000 Lecture at official Yale event, fantasizes about brutally murdering white people.

01:01:47.000 Claims all white people are rotten.

01:01:51.000 And I looked her up.

01:01:52.000 She's some rich Indian chick. 1.00

01:01:55.000 And again, Indians in America, dot, not feather, make more money than whites. 0.99

01:02:00.000 Ethnic whites are like number seven on the success board. 1.00

01:02:04.000 So all those people above white as far as annual income, are they allowed to complain? 0.96

01:02:12.000 I don't get it.

01:02:30.000 Okay, I can't hear that.

01:02:31.000 Stop.

01:02:32.000 Stop.

01:02:32.000 Let's just read it, though.

01:02:33.000 I think they have the transcription below.

01:02:37.000 Whoever you are and wherever you come from, our world is better because blah, blah, blah. 1.00

01:02:41.000 Keep going.

01:02:47.000 She said something about taking matters into her own hands and then shows she excommunicated some of her white friends or something.

01:02:53.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:02:54.000 They're not showing the harsh stuff.

01:02:56.000 Keep going.

01:03:00.000 So go back to the first one.

01:03:01.000 The Federalists will have her exact quotes.

01:03:03.000 Isn't that interesting that the sun kind of watered down what she said?

01:03:07.000 I had fantasies of unloading a revolver into the heads of any white person that got in my way, burying their body, and wiping my bloody hands as I walked away, relatively guiltless, with a bounce in my step, like I did the world a fucking favor. 0.55

01:03:20.000 I think by the time...

01:03:21.000 Shoveling's going to take a couple hours, so the blood's going to like sweat off.

01:03:26.000 I don't think you'd still have blood on your hands after burying a body.

01:03:29.000 Let me see the rest of that, though.

01:03:35.000 Go up before that, though.

01:03:38.000 Yeah, she just said it.

01:03:40.000 Fantasy about killing white people. 0.94

01:03:43.000 The psychopathic problem of the white mind is the name of the lecture.

01:03:54.000 How did SubSat get audio of my talk immediately after months of my trying to obtain a coffee and have Yale release it?

01:04:00.000 This perpetuates the suppression of voices of people of color.

01:04:04.000 I would have loved to share my story first, but at the end of the day, it comes down to Barry Weiss and Linda Mays.

01:04:09.000 But talking about two white women have immediate access to my work with me being on the sideline of my content and my story is the real racism. 0.98

01:04:16.000 So I'm not sure you can grasp this, Ryan.

01:04:18.000 You're dumb.

01:04:20.000 But this woman, who wants to, has fantasies about murdering every white person she sees, says it's racist that she's not in control of this story. 1.00

01:04:29.000 Right.

01:04:30.000 That she couldn't put it out there, but white people could make it go viral or whatnot.

01:04:35.000 What?

01:04:38.000 I thought this was funny.

01:04:40.000 Hills are racist.

01:04:43.000 This is the last racism story.

01:04:44.000 I'm border racism.

01:04:46.000 I'm racist against racism.

01:04:48.000 Hillier cities are more income segregated because of their unevenness.

01:04:52.000 You know, that reminds me of a story an old knight of Columbus told me.

01:04:56.000 He said that right before the Depression, there was This tons of mining work upstate, and it was brutal labor.

01:05:06.000 So, the only people that bothered to do it were blacks and Irish, poor Irish. 1.00

01:05:12.000 And Upper Manhattan wasn't that fleshed out at the time.

01:05:16.000 So, this would be like 1918, I guess.

01:05:19.000 And he said they worked there, but for some reason, they weren't being paid in money.

01:05:23.000 Dollar bills are getting paid in silver coins.

01:05:26.000 And they said, whatever.

01:05:27.000 Then the economy tanked, and all of a sudden these guys were rich because paper money was worthless and they had silver.

01:05:35.000 So they started buying up real estate all over.

01:05:39.000 And Irish people liked hillier terrain more, so they choose the hillier side of Upper Manhattan, which is now Hell's Kitchen. 1.00

01:05:48.000 And blacks liked level more, and they ended up with the higher up, like higher up more north, and that was Harlem. 0.77

01:05:59.000 I don't know if that's true, but it was a cool story.

01:06:02.000 And the funny part was, he took out a piece of paper to explain this to me, and he drew like a long island and then wrote Hell's Kitchen and Harlem on it, like on a big peanut.

01:06:12.000 Do you know this is one of the oldest cells?

01:06:14.000 Thanks for the drawing, dude.

01:06:15.000 My brain can handle that.

01:06:17.000 Look at that.

01:06:18.000 This is proof.

01:06:22.000 But it's a real thing.

01:06:23.000 It's a real thesis that hills are racist.

01:06:26.000 Go click on 2-3 again.

01:06:29.000 It's a paper they just completed.

01:06:33.000 Moving Mountains, Geography, Neighborhood Sorting, and Spatial Income Segregation.

01:06:38.000 Am I the only person that's just fucking sick of this shit?

01:06:42.000 It's like the rainbow flags and the BLM flags and calling everyone racist.

01:06:48.000 It was not like this in 2000.

01:06:51.000 There was politically correct freaks, like the ones who run Saturday morning cartoons now.

01:06:56.000 They were at my school and it started in the 90s.

01:06:59.000 Early 90s, you started seeing political correctness, critical race theory, but they were blue-haired freaks and no one took them seriously.

01:07:06.000 It was just like highfalutin academic nut bars.

01:07:09.000 Now they're everywhere.

01:07:13.000 What's this, fuck school?

01:07:16.000 Now it's mainstream.

01:07:17.000 It's mainstream to be a radical leftist and inject race into everything.

01:07:22.000 Oh yeah, this is a good solution.

01:07:23.000 Who gets to go to Yale and who doesn't should be decided randomly.

01:07:27.000 Yes, please do it.

01:07:31.000 Let's finally sink Yale.

01:07:35.000 Yale started by, I think his name was Edward Yale.

01:07:39.000 The namesake, the school named after him, he had money because he was a slave owner.

01:07:45.000 So that whole school should be shut down.

01:07:48.000 Oh, I got some heavy shit news.

01:07:50.000 So I thought things might be dying down with the January 6th thing because I saw that article 2.8 where they said some of the charges are being dropped.

01:07:59.000 No, this article is not indicative of a pattern.

01:08:04.000 Feds dropped charges against Winter Capital Rights.

01:08:06.000 No, they're actually ramping it up.

01:08:08.000 And I hear insiders tell me that the top brass, fuck the police's boss, the top mines, the top guys at the FBI and the CIA, firmly believe that the January 6th meandering was the biggest threat to our nation's safety since the Civil War.

01:08:28.000 What?

01:08:29.000 Did they stay within the ropes during the Civil War?

01:08:32.000 Or did 620,000 men die?

01:08:35.000 The equivalent of 5 million today.

01:08:36.000 An American Holocaust is what the Civil War was. 0.91

01:08:41.000 This was dumb.

01:08:43.000 This was something I said not to do.

01:08:47.000 But it was understandable.

01:08:48.000 A bunch of people lost their shit.

01:08:51.000 They think the election is stolen and they got mad.

01:08:55.000 Anyway, my buddy Jay Johnson was there.

01:08:58.000 I remember he asked me if I was going to go.

01:09:00.000 And I said, fuck no.

01:09:03.000 I'm avoiding it like the plague and I'm begging Prowboys not to go. 1.00

01:09:06.000 But I think because he's on record speaking to me, the phone records, they're really coming down hard on him.

01:09:13.000 And this weekend, he had a Roger Stone awakening where they, about, I don't know, 10, I don't know the exact number, but about 10 SWAT guys show up, rifles drawn, ready to kill, guns ablazing.

01:09:30.000 Isn't that fucked up?

01:09:33.000 And his daughter, his girlfriend, she's like, I'm going to pick up my dog. 0.95

01:09:37.000 I want to pick up my dog.

01:09:38.000 They go, don't pick up the dog, don't pick up the dog.

01:09:40.000 Because the dog was hysterical and she didn't want it to get shot.

01:09:43.000 So she picks him up anyway.

01:09:44.000 Like, please don't shoot me, please don't shoot me.

01:09:47.000 And so they said, get out.

01:09:48.000 We're going to go through.

01:09:49.000 No, he had been cooperating with the authorities too.

01:09:52.000 And he said, all right, I'll give you an interview.

01:09:54.000 And they go, when?

01:09:55.000 And then he's talking to his lawyer, like, should we do the interview?

01:09:57.000 Or could I, like, what if I make a mistake during the interview?

01:10:01.000 Will that be perjury?

01:10:02.000 Maybe I shouldn't do the interview.

01:10:03.000 And so that took like a day of back and forth wondering about the interview.

01:10:06.000 They go, you need to get back to us about the interview.

01:10:09.000 That's how they came in?

01:10:11.000 Yes.

01:10:14.000 Wow.

01:10:15.000 So he left, went and got breakfast.

01:10:18.000 They came at 6 a.m.

01:10:21.000 Thank God his kid wasn't there.

01:10:23.000 And they went and got breakfast.

01:10:25.000 They ransacked his house, took his phone, his computers, everything.

01:10:32.000 Because he was at...

01:10:34.000 He wasn't in the building.

01:10:36.000 He was nearby that day, and he saw people going in the building and went, ugh, that seems like a bad move.

01:10:43.000 That's treason now.

01:10:45.000 To have been slightly near there.

01:10:48.000 Like they've created this sort of invisible line and say anyone who crossed this side of the line is evil.

01:10:55.000 And isn't it funny how Antifa is all anti the January 6th people?

01:11:01.000 Again, we never advocated that.

01:11:03.000 You can see on our Twitter, we said don't go, but it is kind of anarchist to want to take down the government.

01:11:08.000 So Antifa should be on their side.

01:11:09.000 I saw that the Communist Party in Britain said these were working class people trying to take down the government.

01:11:14.000 We support it.

01:11:15.000 At least they're consistent.

01:11:16.000 But Antifa, you're not being consistent.

01:11:19.000 Ashley Babbitt was shot, I believe, because she was getting close to Mike Pence.

01:11:24.000 I think it was Mike Pence's personal security that shot her.

01:11:27.000 That's pretty darn anarchist.

01:11:30.000 Like the Guy Fawkes mask they all wear, you know, with the big mustache, smiling.

01:11:34.000 Guy Fawkes tried to blow up the British Parliament because he saw they were separating church and state, and he thought the Catholic Church not being in control of the government would be very bad for Britain.

01:11:44.000 So he was a Catholic anarchist.

01:11:47.000 I don't think people who wear that mask realize that.

01:11:50.000 But so was Ashley Babbitt.

01:11:51.000 She was pretty darn Guy Fawkes, wasn't she?

01:11:54.000 Anyway, look at this footage of them protesting a memorial for Ashley Babbitt.

01:12:00.000 Can't you just let someone mourn their death for fuck's sakes?

01:12:04.000 Remember that proud boy who was gay and he OD'd and Antifa threatened his mom so much she didn't end up having a funeral?

01:12:13.000 You know that picture where I'm like this?

01:12:16.000 And it's wet out?

01:12:17.000 We were at a Linda Sarsour thing with all Hasidic and Orthodox Jews protesting Linda Sarsour's talk.

01:12:24.000 Existence, really.

01:12:26.000 And yeah, that's it.

01:12:28.000 So see that picture?

01:12:29.000 No, no, no.

01:12:30.000 That one?

01:12:32.000 So the guy in front of me, yeah, that guy in the foreground is dead now.

01:12:37.000 He's a proud boy.

01:12:38.000 And Antifa threatened his mother so much that she couldn't have the funeral because they were going to storm the funeral.

01:12:44.000 And then the other guy behind me is Max Hare.

01:12:48.000 And he's still serving a four-year prison sentence for saying yes when Antifa said want to fight.

01:12:54.000 Wasn't able to face his victim.

01:12:57.000 He's fucking ripped now, by the way.

01:13:00.000 Max?

01:13:00.000 Yeah.

01:13:01.000 Nice.

01:13:02.000 You can order them shit, books and stuff, on Amazon.

01:13:06.000 You just put the address, which we have at the end of the show, as the shipping address, and they'll get the book.

01:13:10.000 You just got to make sure that you have their DIN number.

01:13:12.000 And put the DIN number where their name is.

01:13:15.000 It takes a couple tries to get the address right.

01:13:17.000 But anyway, Ashley Babbitt, Antifa gathered to confront people at a Sacramento rally in support of Ashley Babbitt.

01:13:23.000 Jesus age Christ.

01:13:29.000 Everyone in Antifa is a pussy. 1.00

01:13:31.000 You watching this, including women, you can beat up everyone in Antifa. 1.00

01:13:36.000 They all have tits. 1.00

01:13:40.000 Turn it up.

01:13:41.000 Come on, Tweaker.

01:13:42.000 Come on, Tweaker.

01:13:44.000 You want to play ball?

01:13:45.000 Tweakers.

01:13:47.000 They are Tweakers. 0.99

01:13:53.000 Why show up to that?

01:13:56.000 Fuck Nazis.

01:13:59.000 Trash.

01:14:00.000 Trash.

01:14:01.000 Absolute trash.

01:14:03.000 Communist, anti-American piece of shit.

01:14:07.000 Correct.

01:14:13.000 Come here.

01:14:13.000 You want to talk?

01:14:14.000 Come here.

01:14:15.000 What does one of those signs say she should have obeyed the law? 0.98

01:14:18.000 That's not your anarchists.

01:14:24.000 Oh, is that that libertarian dude who's like a big gun guy who was running for office?

01:14:30.000 Ex-military?

01:14:31.000 I forget his name.

01:14:36.000 No more scumbags! 0.69

01:14:40.000 No more trash! 1.00

01:14:42.000 No more scumbags! 0.69

01:14:43.000 Like, look at that woman. 1.00

01:14:44.000 Big, huge tits, and she's there to fight with people who are mourning. 1.00

01:14:48.000 And now when the cops start spr- wait, did she really just make her move when the cop was right there?

01:14:57.000 Oh yeah, nice catch.

01:14:59.000 Weird.

01:15:00.000 That's like one's like, hold me back.

01:15:02.000 But they're not, like, going towards anybody.

01:15:05.000 Oh, you luckies cops are here.

01:15:07.000 Would have been very bad for you.

01:15:15.000 All right, let's go to the mailbag.

01:15:22.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dance.

01:15:27.000 Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.

01:15:32.000 Let me touch it.

01:15:35.000 So we still know what that emergency alert was?

01:15:39.000 No.

01:15:39.000 The weather's not weird.

01:15:44.000 I don't want that on my thing.

01:15:46.000 Like, if there's a school shooter near my kids' school, I want to know it.

01:15:50.000 Know about it.

01:15:51.000 But, like, it's going to be rainy later on.

01:15:55.000 Or it's going to be really hot out today.

01:15:58.000 Okay.

01:15:59.000 I figured.

01:16:03.000 Irritating.

01:16:11.000 Holy shit.

01:16:12.000 This slipped through the cracks.

01:16:13.000 What a cool drawing.

01:16:14.000 That is awesome.

01:16:19.000 That's fucking great animation, speaking of which animation stuff.

01:16:24.000 It's not animation.

01:16:25.000 Well, um, uh, illustration.

01:16:27.000 Look at your pepperoni nipples, too. 0.52

01:16:29.000 Cartoon.

01:16:30.000 He got it down.

01:16:33.000 That's awesome.

01:16:34.000 Thank you very much.

01:16:36.000 Um.

01:16:40.000 Me and my Cuban refugee wife at the Clearwater Proud Boys rally.

01:16:44.000 Okay, don't show that.

01:16:45.000 Okay.

01:16:47.000 I mean, I guess, yeah, show it.

01:16:49.000 And he did send it to us, right?

01:16:51.000 Yeah.

01:16:58.000 Oh, that's a lot of pictures.

01:17:00.000 He sent them all twice.

01:17:07.000 Someone's trying to reach me for an interview.

01:17:08.000 Blonde in the belly of the beast.

01:17:09.000 Sure.

01:17:10.000 Panos Dios Cabby, ever since your episode where you told men to stop using products like shampoo and conditioner, I've tried out your method of using just water and scrubbing.

01:17:17.000 To my surprise, I had a bad case of eczema under my hair that seemingly disappeared overnight.

01:17:22.000 It was embarrassing because I used to get terrible dandruff as a result, but that's gone too.

01:17:29.000 You really weren't kidding.

01:17:31.000 I think this is a very healthy choice, seeing as how I'm currently in my early 20s, I was facing these issues.

01:17:36.000 Dude, stop using shampoo.

01:17:38.000 It's gay and cringe. 1.00

01:17:40.000 You know what else someone pointed out to me today?

01:17:43.000 Guys who are constantly fucking chicks, that's gay. 1.00

01:17:48.000 Yeah.

01:17:49.000 Like it's man, sure, you can have your wild years for a little bit, I guess.

01:17:54.000 Whatever floats your boat, you got to get your yayas out. 0.59

01:17:57.000 But like to be in your late 20s and fucking tons of random brats, That's a gay lifestyle. 0.99

01:18:02.000 Like getting blown in an alley by a girl, that's what gays do. 1.00

01:18:06.000 Good point.

01:18:09.000 It's like nerd, it's like sex nerd.

01:18:10.000 You're a fag. 1.00

01:18:11.000 You're a fag. 1.00

01:18:12.000 You're a fag who happens to fuck a lot, the pussy. 1.00

01:18:15.000 Like Vince Neal in Motley Krube fucking like three girls a night.

01:18:19.000 That's gay. 1.00

01:18:20.000 That's fag behavior. 1.00

01:18:22.000 If you keep it going, maybe one night you try it out.

01:18:25.000 You should try it threesome. 1.00

01:18:26.000 It's fun to know what it's like.

01:18:29.000 You're not going to enjoy it that much.

01:18:31.000 It's like having too many people over for dinner.

01:18:33.000 You're running around.

01:18:34.000 How are we doing?

01:18:36.000 I forgot about you.

01:18:37.000 But it's good to have in the old memory bank.

01:18:40.000 But yeah, to make it your lifestyle.

01:18:43.000 Anyway.

01:18:50.000 The other thing about shampoo is when you just come out of it and you have condition everything and it has that fluffiness.

01:18:57.000 The hair looks all fluffy and flyaway and soft.

01:19:00.000 It's not a good look.

01:19:01.000 Nobody likes that.

01:19:02.000 I've got a serious problem with my hands.

01:19:05.000 I have the softest hands in the world and I meet someone, hey, how you doing?

01:19:09.000 Yeah, let's deal.

01:19:09.000 And then they touch my hand and it's like a baby's ass.

01:19:13.000 So I was saying to my son, I want to invent something that's like sandpaper with tar and you grip it and it's called rough hands.

01:19:21.000 Yeah.

01:19:22.000 Because I'm not doing any hard labor.

01:19:23.000 No, I'm not earning it.

01:19:26.000 And my son said, you should pee on them.

01:19:29.000 That's a good idea.

01:19:30.000 He told me about some baseball player that didn't like wearing baseball gloves, so he just pissed on his hands so his hands would be like tougher.

01:19:36.000 What?

01:19:37.000 Yeah.

01:19:38.000 That's cool.

01:19:41.000 I also had a retarded idea for the show that you can feel free to ignore. 1.00

01:19:44.000 Imagine you did a series where you consumed media you hate like video games, similar to that of a Let's Player, and you just tore them apart.

01:19:53.000 I think it would be hilarious to watch you play Undertale or some shit ironically.

01:19:57.000 I know it's a terrible idea, but that's why I think it would be so funny.

01:20:00.000 Here you are, Gornas Man, who doesn't know shit about games beyond Tetris, literally doing normie-ass YouTube content, but with a Gavin spin on it.

01:20:07.000 That's a pretty good idea.

01:20:08.000 Like a Twitch stream?

01:20:11.000 Yeah.

01:20:11.000 And I'll play your stupid ninja game.

01:20:14.000 Hell yeah.

01:20:16.000 Yeah, look at this Jorge Posada.

01:20:18.000 He admitted doing it.

01:20:20.000 And apparently that's a thing.

01:20:21.000 It's not just one.

01:20:23.000 It's a couple of players.

01:20:26.000 You know what Jack Dempsey used to do?

01:20:28.000 The boxer?

01:20:31.000 All the books down here.

01:20:34.000 He would put like tar or sap on his face and rub it into his face so his skin would be thicker so he wouldn't get cuts during fights.

01:20:44.000 Because before he was a pro boxer, he would just walk into a bar and say, I bet I can beat up everyone in this bar.

01:20:51.000 I'll give you $100 if you think you can take me.

01:20:55.000 And then he would just fight like seven people and win.

01:20:58.000 And then they'd get money to sleep that night or get some food.

01:21:04.000 He got robbed very late in his career in a taxi cab.

01:21:08.000 He had a restaurant downtown after he became a big boxer in Manhattan across from Penn Station, Madison Square Garden, actually, Dempsey's.

01:21:15.000 And he got robbed in a cab on the way there.

01:21:17.000 And he got out and just, he was 75 years old and just beat the fucking shit out of the two young thieves.

01:21:26.000 Damn.

01:21:28.000 And the cop, when he arrived, he said, where'd the guy go who beat up these thieves for you, old man?

01:21:33.000 And he was like, he's me.

01:21:36.000 Joe Biden leaked Zoom call.

01:21:39.000 This country is doomed.

01:21:41.000 Okay.

01:21:42.000 I haven't heard of this.

01:21:47.000 This country is doomed.

01:21:49.000 Oh, I remember this.

01:21:50.000 It is doomed, not just because of African Americans, but because by 2040, this country is going to be minority white European. 1.00

01:22:02.000 You hear me?

01:22:03.000 Minority white European.

01:22:06.000 And you guys are going to have to start working more with Hispanics, who make up a larger portion of the population than y'all do.

01:22:14.000 Good luck.

01:22:15.000 Yeah.

01:22:15.000 Yeah, I remember that.

01:22:16.000 Yeah, you guys are not known.

01:22:18.000 I saw that before.

01:22:18.000 That's an oldie but a goodie.

01:22:20.000 But he's saying that if blacks and Hispanics can't get along, this country's doomed.

01:22:26.000 What's this?

01:22:28.000 Ben Shapiro just got real?

01:22:31.000 Have you seen this?

01:22:33.000 I was really surprised when I saw this clip.

01:22:35.000 I guess he was guest hosting for Nick Fuentez.

01:22:39.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:22:40.000 It's his face on...

01:22:41.000 I don't know what's going on.

01:22:42.000 And I call them a Shabos Goy Race Trader. 1.00

01:22:47.000 What's that?

01:22:49.000 And I call them a Shabos Goy Race Trader. 1.00

01:22:53.000 They use the face. 0.96

01:22:54.000 Yeah, Brian, why can't you master that fucking software?

01:22:58.000 No one else can.

01:22:59.000 Well, that's done in post.

01:23:02.000 No, but I just sent you one.

01:23:03.000 I just sent something where...

01:23:05.000 I mean, normal people are putting their faces all over fucking celebrity movies.

01:23:10.000 Check your email.

01:23:11.000 Yeah, that impressions app is expensive, though.

01:23:13.000 No, no, no.

01:23:13.000 It's not a...

01:23:17.000 Okay.

01:23:18.000 It was really good.

01:23:19.000 It's like $14 a month or something, though.

01:23:21.000 Ooh, $14 a month.

01:23:23.000 That's way too much to pay for something.

01:23:24.000 I'm not doing that.

01:23:25.000 That's stupid.

01:23:26.000 I think Censored can afford $14 a month to have limitless celebrities on our show. 0.93

01:23:33.000 Reface. 0.89

01:23:34.000 Check it out.

01:23:35.000 Pull it up.

01:23:46.000 Oh, what you do is...

01:23:48.000 Oh, I wonder if you could upload your own videos, though.

01:23:52.000 Because that's putting your face in, like, movies.

01:23:55.000 I know.

01:23:56.000 You put your face on like Jake, John Taffer, and then you're in bar rescue.

01:24:03.000 Oh, I got you.

01:24:05.000 I thought the goal was to put his face on my face.

01:24:07.000 Okay, the goal is to get anything done with you.

01:24:10.000 That's the challenge.

01:24:12.000 I didn't know there was a quota.

01:24:14.000 I'll do the videos.

01:24:15.000 You didn't know there was any other options.

01:24:17.000 I thought when someone wants to do something, it has to be exactly that way with no other solutions.

01:24:23.000 I just didn't know how many videos you wanted.

01:24:26.000 How many videos I wanted?

01:24:27.000 How many Trump videos?

01:24:28.000 Just do them and then send them in?

01:24:30.000 Oh shit, Ryan.

01:24:32.000 Do more impressions.

01:24:34.000 Bill Burr, all of them.

01:24:36.000 And make it dynamic with the faces.

01:24:39.000 That's all.

01:24:43.000 By the way, that Ben Shapiro thing is so lame.

01:24:47.000 This weird thrill from Nazi stuff is such a teenage phenomenon. 0.72

01:24:52.000 It's so boring.

01:24:57.000 Lion and Gavu-san.

01:24:58.000 Saw this story.

01:25:00.000 Very interesting.

01:25:02.000 No mass protest after Honolulu police shoot and kill black man.

01:25:08.000 Why?

01:25:10.000 Lindsay Mieni and her South African husband moved to Hawaii where she grew up leaving it to be safe to raise her black children there. 0.93

01:25:15.000 Three months after their arrival, the police shot and killed her husband.

01:25:19.000 He's really an African-American.

01:25:22.000 Poor black South African man was killed really for no reason because we all know in Hawaii that's their oldest and most famous pastime.

01:25:27.000 As you can probably guess, as with the Tulsa riots, there's literally nothing else to the story.

01:25:31.000 No inciting incident, just racist Hawaiian cops shooting a black man for sport.

01:25:36.000 And then he goes, he totally wasn't trespassing in someone's house in the middle of the night, and that stupid Asian bitch that called the cops totally didn't fear for her life. 1.00

01:25:44.000 Oh, and he totally didn't disobey cops' repeated commands or physically assault them in any way whatsoever.

01:25:50.000 That's lies.

01:25:51.000 White supremacist lies.

01:25:53.000 Are you catching the sarcasm here?

01:25:54.000 It's hard to do sarcasm in emails.

01:25:58.000 A poor black man was murdered, and now a white wife and their two beautiful mulatto kids who fled the racist, fascist hell that is Denver are without a loving, supportive husband and father who clearly had a good job and stable income.

01:26:10.000 Oh, did I mention he was a rocket surgeon?

01:26:16.000 Also, the guy whose tweet about the military being turned woke, you showed like a week ago, is a pretty good up-and-coming YouTuber and would make an excellent guest.

01:26:23.000 He has a lot of ideas, particularly that of the cathedral that I think needs more exposure on the dissident right or whatever we're calling this motley bitch pushed to the island of misfit toys. 0.64

01:26:34.000 And then he sends us, his name's Oren McIntyre.

01:26:38.000 Yeah, that looks familiar.

01:26:39.000 I was just looking at one of his videos.

01:26:42.000 Oh, I think it was on GavinMcKinnis.when.

01:26:46.000 Okay.

01:26:55.000 This is from Edinburgh, Scotland.

01:26:57.000 These church fight back.

01:26:59.000 If this is old news, you can shit on me from a massive height.

01:27:02.000 Alright, let's see what we got here.

01:27:07.000 Oh, I saw this this morning.

01:27:12.000 Yeah, this is good to see.

01:27:14.000 Someone handling their shit for once.

01:27:15.000 Turn it up.

01:27:17.000 You want it?

01:27:21.000 This is why it doesn't matter how big you are in a fight.

01:27:37.000 He keeps coming back.

01:27:39.000 Must be drunk.

01:27:42.000 This is a long version.

01:27:43.000 I just saw the ending.

01:27:45.000 He's flagging down the police?

01:27:47.000 Dude, you got kicked out.

01:27:48.000 Just leave.

01:27:50.000 You're not invited.

01:27:56.000 Don't worry, it gets good, folks.

01:27:57.000 I've seen the whole...

01:27:58.000 I've seen the punchline.

01:28:05.000 Get out of here.

01:28:06.000 You keep saying that much.

01:28:10.000 He keeps kicking this out.

01:28:12.000 Good shove. 0.74

01:28:14.000 Watch this.

01:28:14.000 Watch, watch, watch.

01:28:22.000 Right on the button.

01:28:23.000 That was the button.

01:28:24.000 That's the perfect, perfect punch.

01:28:28.000 I wouldn't grab an arm and just drag him out of the way.

01:28:32.000 And then close the doors.

01:28:39.000 Great punch.

01:28:40.000 Good stuff.

01:28:42.000 Uh.

01:28:55.000 What's going on here?

01:29:01.000 Okay.

01:29:03.000 Um Gary.

01:29:09.000 Oh shit.

01:29:10.000 What?

01:29:12.000 I guess we missed it.

01:29:14.000 Did you see that?

01:29:15.000 What?

01:29:16.000 We never showed this on the show.

01:29:18.000 But maybe you've seen it.

01:29:19.000 So somebody was before.

01:29:21.000 We got the updated version.

01:29:23.000 Yeah, it's boring to people, Ryan.

01:29:25.000 He sent the poster to some wrong boxing club.

01:29:27.000 I don't know.

01:29:28.000 But I'll deal with that on my own time.

01:29:37.000 What's this?

01:29:38.000 Woman who wanted to find me a proud boy arrested.

01:29:42.000 Stephanie Bays, who was allegedly among the throng of rioters who forced entry in the Capitol, was arrested in Alabama.

01:29:48.000 Stephanie Bays was recorded saying she wanted to find herself a proud boy, referring to the white supremacy group.

01:29:55.000 She's been arrested.

01:29:58.000 I love the proud boys.

01:29:59.000 I don't want to find me a proud boy.

01:30:02.000 I love the proud boys.

01:30:02.000 I want to find me a proud boy.

01:30:06.000 Well, you know what?

01:30:07.000 Give me my number out and I'll put it in the public chat.

01:30:11.000 Can I give my Instagram instead?

01:30:12.000 Go ahead.

01:30:13.000 Steph MB293.

01:30:16.000 See, does this look like someone who's trying to overthrow the government?

01:30:20.000 And as I was saying on the weekend, how does this play out?

01:30:26.000 Like, okay, we took over the government.

01:30:28.000 All right.

01:30:30.000 Arizona had a massive drought.

01:30:33.000 The farmers there need some funding.

01:30:34.000 Okay, what should we send them?

01:30:35.000 Like, $5 million?

01:30:36.000 Can someone write a check for $5 million?

01:31:12.000 boopa doopa dee okay here's the last one we'll do it's called help with liberal sister maybe don't show the picture um I need some advice.

01:31:23.000 My older sister and I used to be best friends, and then she went to college.

01:31:26.000 We are only 16 months apart, so we were close in age, too.

01:31:29.000 I got married after high school and have been married for eight years.

01:31:31.000 I have three kids.

01:31:32.000 My sister is unmarried and just recently moved back close to me and my family.

01:31:37.000 We have totally opposite political, social justice opinions.

01:31:41.000 And I mean totally opposite.

01:31:44.000 Anyway, I tried to take your advice about keeping conversations light and not talking about hot-button topics with her, but lately it seems to be anything gets her upset and defensive.

01:31:53.000 It's gotten to the point where I don't feel like I can talk to her about anything substantial.

01:31:56.000 It makes me really sad because we used to be able to talk about everything.

01:31:59.000 Do you have any advice and how I can talk with my sister again?

01:32:04.000 This is easy.

01:32:05.000 You cannot talk to your sister about anything substantial.

01:32:08.000 She has Trump derangement syndrome.

01:32:10.000 It's ruining relationships across the country.

01:32:13.000 There's nothing you can do about it.

01:32:15.000 Keep it light.

01:32:17.000 Keep it silly.

01:32:19.000 Why do you need to have substantial conversations with her anyway?

01:32:22.000 You know what I mean?

01:32:23.000 Like you have your smart friends, your political friends.

01:32:25.000 You can rail against them.

01:32:27.000 And I mean, I live in a liberal community, but I found all the MAGA dads.

01:32:30.000 We're on a group chat.

01:32:31.000 And I can talk to people till I'm bored shitless about what's happening with this country and how we're going to save America and all that stuff.

01:32:40.000 I don't need to talk to my wife or my close family about political matters.

01:32:46.000 And that's living in Liberalville.

01:32:49.000 Wherever you live, I bet there's more guys you can talk to.

01:32:51.000 So just keep it light and she'll eventually get red-pilled. 1.00

01:32:54.000 Like my wife, I'm not even sure I'd call her liberal anymore.

01:32:58.000 She's just seen the way liberals behave, the way they're vindictive cunts, the way they terrorize her and my kids.

01:33:06.000 And I think she's realized now that her party is the party of the culture wars.

01:33:11.000 They're not a party of free speech or they're not a party of freedom.

01:33:15.000 Even the diversity shit is bullshit because as soon as it starts affecting these liberal schools, they have a heart attack and pull the rip cord.

01:33:24.000 So yeah, my advice to you, sir, is keep it light and silly.

01:33:27.000 And eventually she'll start noticing some things.

01:33:30.000 Like that woman getting arrested because she was at the Capitol or Jay's house being stormed or Max and John going to prison for four years or some guy getting 16 years for burning a rainbow flag.

01:33:42.000 Eventually they start going, my side's kind of unhinged.

01:33:46.000 Or they read about Tulsa and then they get the truth.

01:33:50.000 It wasn't Black Wall Street and it was a riot, not a massacre.

01:33:54.000 Aren't you embarrassed?

01:33:58.000 Final video.

01:34:15.000 Let's start with 31 first.

01:34:23.000 The studio technical difficulties, some awkward skateboard lessons going on in the background.

01:34:27.000 A lot going on in the background, actually.

01:34:29.000 Some kid who said, fuck it, just flew by on his bike, a minivan, a MILF explaining a missing persons alert.

01:34:35.000 And we're going to cut back to the God down it goes.

01:34:37.000 Fuck this is insane.

01:34:38.000 Yeah, we apologize.

01:34:43.000 100% of Bob Mineri's videos are gold.

01:34:45.000 Without exception, there hasn't been one stinker.

01:34:48.000 Oh, man.

01:34:51.000 And this is one of the weirdest things I've ever seen.

01:34:54.000 God bless Grindface. 0.99

01:35:01.000 Wow.

01:35:02.000 What the fuck is going on?

01:35:04.000 These are quality final videos here today.

01:35:10.000 So yeah.

01:35:13.000 There is a war going on in America.

01:35:14.000 I had a big fight with my wife this weekend where I think my son was getting some grief for being my son.

01:35:22.000 And my wife was crying about it or something.

01:35:24.000 And she goes, I didn't sign up for this.

01:35:27.000 And I go, yeah, you did.

01:35:29.000 Till death do us part.

01:35:30.000 You signed up to be my wife. 0.99

01:35:32.000 And if I am getting attacked for trying to save this country, you're getting attacked.

01:35:37.000 And we fight this together.

01:35:39.000 This is exactly what you signed up for.

01:35:41.000 You didn't sign up for me being a professor who fucks his students.

01:35:44.000 Or you didn't sign up for me being some sort of deviant.

01:35:47.000 That's not part of the deal.

01:35:48.000 That's not in the marriage vows.

01:35:49.000 But it is in the marriage vows when you stand by your man.

01:35:52.000 And if your man is trying to save America, that's a very noble pursuit.

01:35:56.000 I'm trying to save the Western world.

01:35:57.000 I'm not just trying to save America.

01:35:59.000 I want to save Australia, Britain, Canada too.

01:36:03.000 And we've all signed up for that.

01:36:06.000 That's part of being a Western man is defending your culture, defending your nation.

01:36:12.000 And we are under attack.

01:36:14.000 And it's not just China and Russia hacking us, hacking the pipeline, fucking with our currency, destroying our manufacturing. 0.58

01:36:21.000 It's Saturday morning fucking cartoons.

01:36:24.000 Everywhere we are being attacked.

01:36:27.000 Everywhere we are being destroyed from within.

01:36:31.000 And we have to stand up for this country.

01:36:33.000 We have to stand up for the West.

01:36:36.000 And we have to say, we're mad as hell and we're not going to take it anymore.

01:36:40.000 If you have to fight on a small-scale thing in your local community, that's just as valid as the big fights, the big game.

01:36:47.000 We need both.

01:36:48.000 We need people out there hunting the politically correct woolly mammoths and we need people hunting the small game around the cave, the Saturday morning cartoons.

01:36:57.000 It's all the same fight.

01:36:59.000 So get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 07, 2021

S03E117 - THE DEATH OF SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS

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