Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 24, 2020


S03E17 - FULL OF SHIT [2020-09-24 - S03E17 - FULL OF SHIT]


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1 hour and 42 minutes

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Toxicity

494

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The botany of desire is a book about the history of the apple and the booze industry in America, and how it all started with an apple and a plan to turn it into a liquor company. The Botany of Desire by Michael Poland is a great book, but it's also about who's zooming who when it comes to these fucking plants.

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00:00:05.000 Look at these skinny cucks with masks on, acting like they non-lethal. 1.00
00:00:08.000 But at the protest, they fuck with all people. 1.00
00:00:10.000 CNN categorizes them as all peaceful. 0.99
00:00:13.000 I'm from New York.
00:00:16.000 Get off my line.
00:00:25.000 Swearing that they all dump.
00:00:29.000 Yo, I don't know who that was. 0.99
00:00:33.000 I'm supposed to talk about shit editorially in order to get the rights to play them songs and not get sued. 0.94
00:00:40.000 That looks like it's by no name. 0.99
00:00:42.000 Because Antifa terrorizes those who question them because they are fascists.
00:00:48.000 Good, boys and girls.
00:00:49.000 Good.
00:00:50.000 Today's book is The Botany of Desire by Michael Poland.
00:00:54.000 Michael Poland's article, An Animal's Place, affected me so deeply, I gave up vegetarianism after 15 years.
00:01:03.000 That's how persuasive he is as a writer.
00:01:08.000 Very talented chap.
00:01:10.000 But this book isn't about that. 1.00
00:01:11.000 This book is about who's zooming who when it comes to these fucking plants. 0.98
00:01:18.000 Remember I told you about that great quote about Mugabe's glasses where they say it's not clear if he's wearing the glasses or if the glasses are wearing him. 0.98
00:01:25.000 In the botany of desire, they go, it's not clear if we made apple trees or if they made us.
00:01:32.000 So let me briefly explain the rationale.
00:01:36.000 He talks about how apples noticed that when they're sweet, humans like them more.
00:01:43.000 So they started producing more sugar to get planted more. 0.95
00:01:47.000 So in a way, we're kind of their bitches, constantly planting more and more sugary versions of themselves all over the place. 0.94
00:01:55.000 He also talks about Johnny Appleseed in that book where he says, Johnny Appleseed wasn't out there to supply apples to people. 0.97
00:02:04.000 It was there for alcohol.
00:02:05.000 Everyone was wasted in history.
00:02:06.000 That's something that is also prevalent in this book, Beer in America.
00:02:13.000 You got to understand how much booze we used to drink there.
00:02:16.000 Getting clean water was virtually impossible.
00:02:18.000 So what Johnny Appleseed would do is he'd see where the settlements were being built, and he would go ahead, let's say, five years, maybe six, seven years, of these settlements so that when they got to him,
00:02:34.000 hi, welcome to this new area, Utah.
00:02:37.000 There'd be tons of apple trees there.
00:02:39.000 And then he would be wealthy because people loved apples because they weren't sweet back then, by the way.
00:02:44.000 They tasted like potatoes.
00:02:45.000 They were mealy.
00:02:47.000 But people used them to make apple cider to get wasted to survive this disgusting life that was the turn of the century in America.
00:02:56.000 So he was just a, he was really a booze entrepreneur is what he was.
00:03:02.000 And then Beer in America, another, this book isn't the best written book, but what I find fascinating about this book is, and I've mentioned it many times before, it is the history of America.
00:03:11.000 The history of America was British pub culture, working class pub culture, and they would go to taverns and drink beer, and that became sort of the town hall.
00:03:20.000 That's where you discuss politics, and it was more culturally influential than church.
00:03:26.000 And the Brits liked that.
00:03:28.000 And they said, good, have conversations.
00:03:30.000 Have newspapers.
00:03:31.000 Have newspapers that one's right wing, one's left-wing, you know, argue, debate.
00:03:36.000 Have free speech.
00:03:37.000 We love that.
00:03:38.000 We don't have to deal with you and explain everything.
00:03:40.000 So just have arguments and you'll get to the truth that way.
00:03:43.000 And then they said, you know what?
00:03:45.000 While you're there, have a militia so we don't have to keep sending the army.
00:03:49.000 Learn how to use guns.
00:03:50.000 And they said, no, we're fine.
00:03:51.000 They go, how about this?
00:03:52.000 I'll pay for all your bar tabs if you come and learn how to use guns. 0.58
00:03:56.000 And they went, now we're talking.
00:03:58.000 But unfortunately for the Brits, they had created a culture that was pro-1A, pro-2A.
00:04:04.000 Obviously, the amendments didn't exist yet, but you get what I'm saying.
00:04:07.000 And that really shaped American culture.
00:04:09.000 So beer is American.
00:04:11.000 Arguing is American. 0.84
00:04:13.000 Guns are American. 0.83
00:04:14.000 Free speech is American.
00:04:19.000 And we're living in an epoch where most of those things are banned.
00:04:23.000 The only thing that wasn't banned is booze.
00:04:24.000 And the way they're treating these bar owners.
00:04:27.000 Booze is banned.
00:04:28.000 Booze is banned.
00:04:30.000 We had some kids and my parents and my son's baseball team saying they don't want to do next year.
00:04:36.000 There's a tournament that's up in Ripken Field or something.
00:04:40.000 They don't want to be part of it.
00:04:41.000 It'd be too dangerous.
00:04:43.000 And I was going, wait a minute.
00:04:45.000 We're done this season.
00:04:46.000 So you're talking about next season?
00:04:48.000 So that's August.
00:04:50.000 That's a year from now.
00:04:52.000 Like, yeah, too risky. 1.00
00:04:53.000 What the fuck? 0.99
00:04:55.000 So we're still scared of COVID in 2021? 1.00
00:04:59.000 Halfway through 2021?
00:05:01.000 We're still going to be pooping our drawers?
00:05:03.000 I've never pooped my drawers once. 1.00
00:05:05.000 Remember, I said from the beginning, this is bullshit. 0.99
00:05:09.000 And they said, no, Gavin, watch what you're saying. 1.00
00:05:12.000 It's not bullshit. 0.97
00:05:13.000 It's a very contagious flu, but it's not a powerful flu. 1.00
00:05:17.000 Speaking of shitting your drawers, did you see Jerry Nadler laid out some fucking chocolate pudding into his hands? 0.99
00:05:23.000 Percy. 1.00
00:05:29.000 She's got to smell that now. 1.00
00:05:32.000 You got to watch how you walk after you shit your pants because it could. 1.00
00:05:35.000 No matter how you shake your peg, the last we drop runs down your leg. 0.99
00:05:38.000 You don't want that to come out the bottom and have people film it.
00:05:46.000 Wait, he's getting fat again.
00:05:49.000 Isn't he?
00:05:50.000 He's got a penguin build.
00:05:53.000 Okay, you got to watch it.
00:05:54.000 Watch it.
00:05:54.000 Watch it.
00:05:55.000 Watch what you do here, or it's going to go down your leg. 0.83
00:05:58.000 Easy, easy, clench your butt cheeks because there's more to come. 0.99
00:06:04.000 If you know the name Mordecai, it's named after people who have shit their pants a bit and have more to come. 0.99
00:06:10.000 Speaking of COVID, by the way, I'm jumping ahead here. 0.91
00:06:14.000 There was this CEO at Whole Foods, this is 2-0, who said, yeah, we have had a lot of deaths here, a disproportionate number of deaths, because we're fat.
00:06:24.000 It affects olds and fats.
00:06:26.000 We have a normal amount of olds, but we don't have a normal amount of fats.
00:06:30.000 Whole Foods CEO says COVID deaths are higher in the U.S. because Americans are fatter.
00:06:35.000 You know what they should have on Bet DSI?
00:06:38.000 How long before this guy has to apologize?
00:06:40.000 Let's bet on it.
00:06:42.000 It's usually within 24 hours.
00:06:44.000 It's like the first 48, that show.
00:06:47.000 You have about 24 hours to apologize. 0.99
00:06:50.000 24 hours after the hysteria, because all the women who work your company's social media come in to the office screaming hysterically and say, there's a shit storm out there. 1.00
00:06:59.000 This is a good thing for him to say, A, because it's true, but truth isn't that important in modern America. 0.98
00:07:05.000 That's a great thing for him to say because it's true.
00:07:08.000 And shop at Whole Foods.
00:07:10.000 Shop where I'm at.
00:07:12.000 Buy my product.
00:07:14.000 It's healthier for you. 1.00
00:07:15.000 You'll be less of a fat tub of shit. 1.00
00:07:19.000 My trainer at the boxing gym has lost 17 pounds this month by eating nothing but beef. 1.00
00:07:30.000 And when I say that, I mean he's been blowing dudes.
00:07:33.000 No, he's had nothing but beef and water.
00:07:35.000 That's it.
00:07:36.000 No potatoes, no nothing.
00:07:37.000 All cuts of beef since the end of August.
00:07:42.000 So that's only 23 days.
00:07:44.000 What are we, September 23rd today?
00:07:47.000 24th.
00:07:48.000 24 days, three weeks.
00:07:50.000 Just over three weeks.
00:07:51.000 He's lost 17 pounds.
00:07:52.000 And then you have Larry Barnes, world champion.
00:07:55.000 He's lost 45 pounds by having almost nothing but watermelon, occasionally a piece of roasted chicken. 0.56
00:08:02.000 All you fat brads should go to a boxing gym and talk to those guys. 0.99
00:08:05.000 It's amazing. 0.99
00:08:06.000 I just see one day they're fat and then I just watch them go.
00:08:12.000 They're done.
00:08:14.000 I weigh 191 when I wake up and when I go to bed I weigh 196.
00:08:19.000 Is that normal to go up five pounds? 0.99
00:08:22.000 Where the fuck's my wedding ring? 0.99
00:08:25.000 Uh oh. 0.99
00:08:26.000 Hey ladies, if you're ever fantasizing about me not being married, this is your episode to watch.
00:08:32.000 If you want to diddle your bean, watch this show right now.
00:08:36.000 Hi, I was never married.
00:08:38.000 I have no kids.
00:08:39.000 I'm looking to settle down with Mrs. Wright.
00:08:49.000 There was a CEO at Wells Fargo 1-7, and he dared to say the same thing.
00:08:54.000 Not the same thing.
00:08:55.000 He dared to be honest.
00:08:57.000 And what did he say? 0.91
00:08:58.000 He said, yeah, I'd love to hire black people.
00:09:01.000 While it might sound like an excuse, the unfortunate reality is that there is a very limited pool of black talent to recruit from.
00:09:08.000 And when I saw that, Anthony Cumius showed me that.
00:09:10.000 When was that?
00:09:11.000 That was 22nd.
00:09:12.000 That was two days ago. 0.94
00:09:13.000 I just went, are you crazy? 0.55
00:09:16.000 Remember Keenan Thompson?
00:09:19.000 He said, this was probably five, six years ago.
00:09:22.000 He goes, sorry, man. 0.92
00:09:22.000 I go to these auditions with Lauren and there's just a lot of black women just aren't ready. 0.92
00:09:27.000 They don't seem to have what it takes. 0.98
00:09:29.000 That was just a fact.
00:09:30.000 This is a guy who goes to these rehearsals, these auditions, and he goes, that's been what I've noticed. 0.96
00:09:36.000 And that became, Keenan Thompson thinks black women aren't funny. 0.99
00:09:40.000 What? 0.95
00:09:41.000 I'm just telling you what these and these have taken in.
00:09:45.000 So SNL went bananas trying to make up for this horrible mistake.
00:09:51.000 And they went on an affirmative action spree and hired a bunch of writers.
00:09:54.000 And then they said, we have to hire someone that people see too.
00:10:00.000 No one cares about writers. 0.98
00:10:01.000 We need a black woman. 1.00
00:10:03.000 And I don't mean a huxtable. 0.97
00:10:05.000 She can't be Beyonce. 0.90
00:10:06.000 She can't have long blonde hair and be light-skinned. 1.00
00:10:10.000 I mean like a black lady. 1.00
00:10:12.000 I wouldn't be surprised if Lauren Michaels used the N-word. 1.00
00:10:15.000 He said, we need a bona fide.
00:10:17.000 And then, of course, that horrible word.
00:10:19.000 So they did.
00:10:20.000 They got Leslie Jones.
00:10:22.000 And she grew up just like Brianna, dealing crack.
00:10:26.000 Brianna helped her drug dealer boyfriends deal and do crimes.
00:10:30.000 Leslie just, it was a family business.
00:10:33.000 And if her brother wasn't home, oh, I can give you the crack.
00:10:35.000 How much do you want?
00:10:36.000 Here you go.
00:10:37.000 She was a crack dealer. 1.00
00:10:38.000 That's what happens. 0.85
00:10:39.000 When there's a crack dealer in your house, you are a crack dealer.
00:10:43.000 If it's a family member or a sibling, did I talk about this already?
00:10:46.000 Or was it on Anthony's show?
00:10:49.000 White people, if their roommate deals pot, sometimes they're not a pot dealer, but they often are. 0.98
00:10:53.000 I used to deal pot in college. 0.98
00:10:55.000 And I lived with a bunch of lesbians. 1.00
00:10:56.000 And if I wasn't around, they're like, I guess this is a bag.
00:10:59.000 Okay, I guess I'll give them this okay bye.
00:11:01.000 Very innocent compared to Brianna and Leslie.
00:11:04.000 Anyway, Leslie gets on SNL and they go, now don't sanitize it. 1.00
00:11:09.000 We want real black culture.
00:11:10.000 And she goes, oh, I'll talk like I talk in the hood. 1.00
00:11:13.000 So anyway, I'm a big fucking bitch. 1.00
00:11:15.000 You can't get any cock. 1.00
00:11:16.000 I don't get laid. 0.99
00:11:17.000 And it's crazy because this was back in slavery days. 1.00
00:11:19.000 People would be fucking me every day trying to make a LeBron James coming out of my cunt and a fucking Michael Jordan coming out of my cunt. 1.00
00:11:26.000 And I'd just be making these big fucking giant niggas every day coming out of my big fat pussy. 1.00
00:11:32.000 I'd be a prize pig. 1.00
00:11:34.000 And everyone went, what the fuck? 1.00
00:11:38.000 See if you can find that Leslie Jones slavery. 1.00
00:11:41.000 The NAACP went white with shock.
00:11:47.000 They went and bought pearls, put them on, and clutched them.
00:11:52.000 And by the way, oh, look, it's been scrubbed from the web.
00:11:55.000 It's a funny joke, and it's true. 0.99
00:11:58.000 Leslie Jones cannot get laid because she looks like a fucking linebacker. 1.00
00:12:03.000 I would probably be swimming around in her shoes, and I'd take a size 11. 0.99
00:12:08.000 If I wore her shoes, when I took the first step, my socked foot would just come out, no matter how tight I tied them. 0.71
00:12:16.000 And I'd be wearing my socks with these little Michael Jordans about 10 feet behind me.
00:12:22.000 That's not attractive to men.
00:12:24.000 And she doesn't do anything with her hair. 1.00
00:12:25.000 She's got that fucking punk do. 1.00
00:12:28.000 So yeah, she's not considered valuable by today's aesthetics. 0.99
00:12:31.000 However, when we were breeding slaves, and if we were breeding slaves during the NBA, we'd be really farming her out. 1.00
00:12:39.000 So it's a true story that's offensive and funny.
00:12:42.000 And she was doing her job because she was hired by SNL to be black.
00:12:47.000 Some people very upset about sketch.
00:12:49.000 She did her job. 0.98
00:12:52.000 Whites don't want real blacks. 1.00
00:12:54.000 They want NPR blacks with tweed coats and leather elbows. 0.99
00:12:57.000 I would have never been single.
00:13:00.000 I'm six feet tall and I'm strong, Colin.
00:13:02.000 Strong!
00:13:04.000 I mean, look at me.
00:13:05.000 I'm a Mandinga.
00:13:07.000 You're not saying you'd rather be a slave, bro.
00:13:09.000 That is not what I'm saying.
00:13:11.000 I do not want to be a slave. 0.99
00:13:12.000 Hell, I don't like working for you white people right now. 1.00
00:13:15.000 And y'all pay me. 0.98
00:13:18.000 I'm just saying that back in the slave days, my love life would have been way better. 0.82
00:13:23.000 Nasse would have hooked me up with the best brother on the plantation.
00:13:27.000 And every nine months I'd be in the corner having a super baby.
00:13:32.000 Every nine months I'd just be in the corner just popping them out.
00:13:43.000 Anyway, careful what you wish for. 1.00
00:13:45.000 White America, you pussies. 1.00
00:13:48.000 I thought it was funny when that guy said that about, what was the company again, 17? 1.00
00:13:54.000 Goldman Sachs or some shit? 0.97
00:13:56.000 Wells Fargo? 1.00
00:13:57.000 Wells Fargo.
00:13:58.000 It's not a fun job, by the way.
00:14:00.000 It pays great to be in finance.
00:14:02.000 All my neighbors are in finance.
00:14:04.000 You're a money babysitter.
00:14:05.000 You're just crunching numbers all day. 0.87
00:14:07.000 Boring.
00:14:09.000 But I like this.
00:14:10.000 This New York Times reporter who was all over the riots this weekend.
00:14:14.000 And his take is that, yes, you don't have a lot of blacks at Wells Fargo because Wells Fargo is immoral. 0.62
00:14:22.000 And they don't like that.
00:14:23.000 This is obviously the next link, Ryan, 1-8.
00:14:27.000 If I don't say when it is, it's chronological.
00:14:30.000 Numerical.
00:14:32.000 Sean Pecoli, I presume he's Jeff's elder brother. 0.98
00:14:36.000 Just not enough black people willing to work for a bank that's still neck deep in fraud. 0.99
00:14:41.000 Imagine being that naive. 0.99
00:14:43.000 Yeah, Sean, that's what's going.
00:14:45.000 Click on him.
00:14:46.000 He's one of the top guys at the New York Times.
00:14:49.000 New York Times Metro.
00:14:51.000 Look at him.
00:14:51.000 Can you imagine a worse person?
00:14:53.000 Can you imagine talking to him about Trump?
00:14:55.000 I was watching their coverage of the riots last night.
00:15:00.000 Well, before we get to that, I should just mention that Wells Vargo, of course, had to apologize.
00:15:04.000 19.
00:15:07.000 There's going to be no President Trump.
00:15:10.000 We're not going to be separated by fear.
00:15:14.000 Fear of...
00:15:16.000 Let me hear him.
00:15:17.000 There's not going to be a President Donald Trump.
00:15:21.000 It's not going to happen.
00:15:23.000 Fear of women. 0.99
00:15:24.000 I was thinking about that the other day.
00:15:25.000 We're not going to be separated by fear of immigrants or foreigners or women.
00:15:30.000 That was Trump's platform.
00:15:31.000 These women are going to get us, boys. 1.00
00:15:33.000 Vote.
00:15:34.000 Vote for me. 1.00
00:15:35.000 I'll get rid of all the women. 1.00
00:15:36.000 Send them back to where they came from. 1.00
00:15:38.000 The island of Lesbos.
00:15:41.000 But yeah, let me see his apology 19.
00:15:44.000 Wells Fargo CEO.
00:15:45.000 Apologizes for saying the Black Town Pool is limited.
00:15:47.000 I'm sorry.
00:15:50.000 I'm sorry.
00:15:51.000 It's not limited.
00:15:52.000 It's awesome. 0.94
00:15:54.000 Actually, you kind of fucked yourself with that because then if there's tons of great candidates, why aren't you hiring them? 0.99
00:16:02.000 You're damned if you do. 1.00
00:16:04.000 That's the problem with socialism and it's the problem with lying.
00:16:06.000 That's all socialism is.
00:16:07.000 It's lying made into policy.
00:16:11.000 It is the political implementation of lies. 0.98
00:16:16.000 And it's playing God, and that's why God makes it suck, because he doesn't like that. 0.95
00:16:20.000 Ever heard of the Tower of Babel?
00:16:21.000 That's what we're in right now with social media.
00:16:24.000 But to go back to that guy, Sean Spiccoli, he was covering the riots.
00:16:30.000 And I thought it was funny watching these New York Times reporters because they all peace out at midnight.
00:16:36.000 Sometimes they say it, I'm out of gas.
00:16:41.000 I can't show you any more rioting.
00:16:43.000 But sometimes they don't.
00:16:45.000 And you know that these kids who are unemployed and these black kids who are unemployed, they're up till four. 0.99
00:16:51.000 And the real action is going to happen two, three.
00:16:53.000 If you're a reporter, you should probably start at midnight.
00:16:56.000 But all their reporting ends around noon. 0.99
00:17:02.000 Fucking, I mean, sorry, midnight. 1.00
00:17:05.000 Pussies. 1.00
00:17:06.000 I'm swearing too much this episode. 1.00
00:17:11.000 This is perfect.
00:17:16.000 He's playing Darth Vader's music because that's his scope.
00:17:19.000 That's how deep this goes.
00:17:21.000 You're a bad man from my fantasies.
00:17:24.000 It's science fiction. 1.00
00:17:25.000 All of this shit is science fiction. 1.00
00:17:27.000 We're not going to go over all of it, but look at these assholes who found out that Breonna Taylor committed suicide by cop, a dumb slut who was the secretary for drug dealers who are responsible for an industry, fentanyl dealing, that kills between 80 and 130 people. 1.00
00:17:45.000 I'm going to say 100 people a day. 0.99
00:17:47.000 The stats I have for coming up are 80 a day, but I've seen 120 a day.
00:17:51.000 But let's start with 13A.
00:17:54.000 I mean, this was all over the country.
00:17:57.000 And here's the deal.
00:17:58.000 They want it to be true.
00:18:01.000 This is what pisses me off. 0.98
00:18:03.000 They're so embarrassed of black failure that they want cops to be racist. 0.98
00:18:07.000 So when they're presented with evidence that contradicts this... 0.96
00:18:11.000 No, thank you.
00:18:12.000 I've blocked it up.
00:18:15.000 Where is that?
00:18:17.000 Center City.
00:18:19.000 Is that in Philadelphia?
00:18:21.000 No.
00:18:22.000 That looks like the house where Thomas Jefferson wrote the Constitution.
00:18:28.000 What's Center City?
00:18:32.000 Computer, where is Center City?
00:18:37.000 Area Code 651 in Chisago County, Minnesota.
00:18:41.000 No, Ryan, there's 100 Center Cities.
00:18:46.000 I think there's one Center City?
00:18:48.000 Now we have to research that.
00:18:50.000 Research team, activate Philadelphia.
00:18:57.000 He wrote the, was it Thomas Jefferson who did most of the writing of it?
00:19:03.000 Philadelphia Thomas Jefferson House.
00:19:08.000 Yeah, I'm right.
00:19:10.000 This one right here. 0.99
00:19:12.000 Oh shit, let's know birthing the Declaration of Independence. 0.99
00:19:18.000 Yeah, but look at it now. 0.99
00:19:20.000 Thomas Jefferson House, Philadelphia. 0.96
00:19:27.000 Oh my god, you're the worst. 0.95
00:19:31.000 Google Image Philadelphia Thomas Jefferson House. 0.97
00:19:40.000 Did you put in Philadelphia?
00:19:42.000 Do I have to hold your hand?
00:19:43.000 I'm just trying to get it to you quick because you're impatient.
00:19:46.000 Yeah, I told you.
00:19:48.000 I'm impatient because I got this like forever ago.
00:19:50.000 Look at the top picked row there.
00:19:52.000 Second from the left, right there.
00:19:54.000 Okay, now compare that to the footage we just saw.
00:19:56.000 Go back to...
00:19:59.000 Yeah, that's it.
00:20:01.000 How ironic.
00:20:03.000 Isn't that nuts?
00:20:09.000 And what are they chanting?
00:20:13.000 Say her name.
00:20:20.000 That is amazing.
00:20:22.000 Right next to them, they have no idea what they're walking by.
00:20:25.000 Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence.
00:20:28.000 Sorry, not the Constitution. 0.99
00:20:30.000 Whatever, all that shit was the same Bill of Rights. 0.99
00:20:32.000 The fabric of America, the foundation. 1.00
00:20:35.000 That's where he sat, toiling away.
00:20:37.000 Who would have guessed?
00:20:39.000 What, 240 years later? 1.00
00:20:42.000 These assholes are screaming about a rumor. 1.00
00:20:46.000 An unconfirmed rumor. 1.00
00:20:50.000 There was some good news, though.
00:20:51.000 Some people were run over.
00:20:53.000 13B.
00:20:59.000 Look at this.
00:21:00.000 Again, we won't spend too much time because you can just close your eyes and guess what happened all over America last night. 1.00
00:21:24.000 I saw one of these where someone said, what were you doing in front of his car, dumbass? 0.98
00:21:30.000 They always scream when the person does what they should do by law, and that is protect their lives. 0.99
00:21:36.000 1-4.
00:21:38.000 Oh, this guy, look at Nick Pintel.
00:21:40.000 He's a New York Times guy, too.
00:21:42.000 And if you look at all his tweets, you can see him say, I'm out of gas.
00:21:47.000 Where is it now?
00:21:52.000 I'm peeling off.
00:21:52.000 Wait, go up?
00:21:54.000 Yeah, I'm out of gas.
00:21:56.000 And that was at midnight.
00:21:59.000 11.49 p.m.
00:22:00.000 He's out of gas.
00:22:02.000 They're not sending their best, are they?
00:22:03.000 They're not exactly committed to getting the story.
00:22:06.000 Oh, Sean.
00:22:08.000 Great thread, Sean says.
00:22:10.000 Oh, there's Sean.
00:22:12.000 What a vast network of friends they have.
00:22:15.000 Me and other New York Times reporters that can't stay up past midnight.
00:22:19.000 Go up, though?
00:22:20.000 So this guy just followed them everywhere. 1.00
00:22:22.000 I mean, should we bother going through this shit? 1.00
00:22:25.000 Let's do one more. 1.00
00:22:26.000 1-6.
00:22:31.000 Yeah, that's Mr. Out of Gas.
00:22:33.000 So that's it.
00:22:34.000 So there was two.
00:22:35.000 One started, I think, in Midtown, near our office, our studio, and went all the way south to the Manhattan Bridge or the Brooklyn Bridge.
00:22:43.000 And then Brooklyn started at, this is downtown Brooklyn, and walked up to, what was it, the Brooklyn Bridge or the Manhattan Bridge?
00:22:49.000 They're very close together.
00:22:50.000 So it was a Brooklyn march and a Manhattan march.
00:22:52.000 And they kind of met. 0.96
00:22:53.000 Then they sort of went up to Williamsburg, Brooklyn, fucked around. 0.99
00:22:56.000 Who cares? 0.99
00:22:56.000 It's so predictable, right? 0.99
00:22:58.000 And then we had the two shots, cops shot in Louisville, which is today's post.
00:23:04.000 Breonna Taylor cops not charged in her death.
00:23:07.000 Two officers shot as violent protests explode.
00:23:09.000 And even the Times.
00:23:10.000 Like, I've noticed there's a new kind of editorialism, which is pictures.
00:23:14.000 The pictures they use.
00:23:16.000 And when you go through this and you look at the pictures, look at the way the cops mugshot. 0.99
00:23:22.000 Like, if I just landed on Earth an hour ago, I'd go, that's a dick. 0.98
00:23:26.000 And that's a sweet little chocolate lady. 1.00
00:23:28.000 And the jerk hurt the beautiful coffee cream colored black princess. 1.00
00:23:34.000 And look at this picture of this skinhead cop with his gun ready to kill innocent black people. 1.00
00:23:40.000 And then they show the attorney general bawling his eyes out over here. 0.98
00:23:44.000 Oh, and then, yeah, they also said we're not going to turn the other cheek at Barclay Center, the thing I just showed you.
00:23:49.000 You've never turned the other cheek.
00:23:51.000 When have you turned the other cheek?
00:23:52.000 They go, we're done with turning the other cheek. 1.00
00:23:55.000 From now on, motherfuckers, it's an R4I. 1.00
00:23:57.000 And I went, yeah, all the white people went, yeah, I'm part of the Black Panthers. 1.00
00:24:01.000 This is so cool.
00:24:03.000 I'm part of like the 60s revolution.
00:24:06.000 I am able to tell my kids I basically had a beret and was sitting in one of those straw chairs where we're all carrying spears and guns.
00:24:14.000 I'm basically black.
00:24:15.000 I'm basically a revolution. 1.00
00:24:17.000 I'm basically Malcolm X. Yeah, fucking pigs. 1.00
00:24:21.000 All cops are bastards. 1.00
00:24:23.000 I'm so cool. 1.00
00:24:24.000 Oh, I'm arrested?
00:24:27.000 Where am I?
00:24:28.000 Hey, my whole area.
00:24:30.000 This is my neighborhood.
00:24:31.000 It's on fire.
00:24:34.000 Tomorrow you're homeless.
00:24:35.000 Tonight it's a blast.
00:24:38.000 Of course, that is from the Dead Kennedys song Riot.
00:24:43.000 Riot, shoots your nerves to the sky.
00:24:47.000 Riot playing right into their hands.
00:24:50.000 This is...
00:24:54.000 Tomorrow, you're homeless.
00:24:59.000 Got no job.
00:25:02.000 And you're cut off the GA list.
00:25:05.000 Hey, we gotta cut the budget.
00:25:09.000 Who are you?
00:25:10.000 You want more bombs? 0.96
00:25:12.000 You want to work?
00:25:14.000 Join the army.
00:25:17.000 Okay, we got it.
00:25:20.000 It's a good song, though, and that was what, probably 1986, 87.
00:25:24.000 And there he is predicting the same mentality.
00:25:27.000 Playing right into their hands, he says.
00:25:29.000 It sounds like in that version, he was trying to de-right wing it because he realized that he was criticizing rioters, which isn't hot in the punk community, as we've learned. 0.92
00:25:41.000 But let's just drop the whole subject of this fake EMT drug whore, kind of. 0.74
00:25:51.000 I mean, that's all they used her for, was carrying money around, carrying dead bodies around. 1.00
00:25:55.000 They'd occasionally fuck her. 1.00
00:25:58.000 She definitely was not innocent, But I don't think she was the scarface of the group. 1.00
00:26:02.000 I think she was just like a peon, and they treated her like absolute garbage. 1.00
00:26:05.000 And I think she liked it because she stuck around for years and years with these assholes. 1.00
00:26:10.000 But anyway, there's so many myths going around about Brianna. 0.99
00:26:14.000 And let's just show you how ridiculous these rioters are by going through the top rioting in the street, cops shot, 0.70
00:26:30.000 people freaking out, girls crying because Brianna Taylor, an EMT who works hard all day saving lives, comes home, plays Uno with her boyfriend, kisses them on the lips. 0.98
00:26:42.000 They're too tired to make love.
00:26:44.000 And they lie in bed, and then what happens?
00:26:46.000 Guess what happens in racist America? 0.57
00:26:48.000 These redneck KKK, some of those who burn crosses, are the ones that are copses. 0.88
00:26:56.000 They come in, open up, stop dealing weed, because weed is illegal.
00:27:01.000 And they were making maybe 15 cents a day selling a joint to a friend, Cheech and Chong, they were selling a joint to. 1.00
00:27:08.000 They kick open the door and they go, lights out, bitch. 1.00
00:27:12.000 Shoot her dead. 1.00
00:27:14.000 The right and the left are on the same page with this. 1.00
00:27:16.000 Robbie Suave is a conservative, I guess.
00:27:20.000 He's anti-Antifa.
00:27:22.000 But he was like, do we really need to be putting our neighbors in jeopardy for low-level drug dealers?
00:27:27.000 Why'd they just shoot her in bed? 0.72
00:27:28.000 She was a sweetheart. 0.98
00:27:30.000 Did she deserve to die? 0.99
00:27:32.000 Let's go through the five most ridiculous myths surrounding Breonna Taylor. 0.99
00:27:39.000 Now, shouldn't that be green screen behind me?
00:27:41.000 How are you going to add the cards in post?
00:27:44.000 Oh, okay.
00:27:46.000 Number one, no-knock myth.
00:27:50.000 They had a no-knock warrant.
00:27:51.000 No-knock warrants should exist.
00:27:54.000 If you have a knock warrant and you go, knock, knock, knock, hi, I'm here to catch you dealing fentanyl.
00:28:01.000 I think it's the most dangerous drug in the history of drugs, much more dangerous than heroin, which used to be the worst imaginable thing for a parent.
00:28:08.000 Your kid's doing heroin.
00:28:09.000 Now, heroin is not so bad.
00:28:11.000 Heroin is pot compared to fentanyl.
00:28:14.000 Anyway, we're here to bust you for fentanyl.
00:28:16.000 Flush, flush, upstairs, flush, flush, flush.
00:28:19.000 It's gone.
00:28:20.000 So you need to be able to barge in and catch them by surprise, especially if they're armed.
00:28:24.000 But despite having a no-knock warrant, parents, what does this say?
00:28:28.000 Fact check, had a no-knock warrant from Bienna Taylor's apartment.
00:28:31.000 Yes.
00:28:31.000 But neighbors heard them announce themselves.
00:28:35.000 So that first link says the police were investigating Taylor's apartment did have a no-knock warrant to enter that address.
00:28:42.000 The warrant for Taylor's address was approved due to Taylor's prior association with the suspect in the drug case.
00:28:49.000 Oh, I guess her association was they were friends.
00:28:52.000 What?
00:28:52.000 You can't be friends with a drug dealer?
00:28:55.000 And then if you go to that New York Post thing, right?
00:28:57.000 The Kentucky Attorney General, by the way, who, while he was announcing his findings, was in tears.
00:29:05.000 I'm sorry about the truth. 0.98
00:29:07.000 I'm sorry that this fucking retarded narrative didn't comply with the facts. 1.00
00:29:14.000 And then he goes, if my mother found it out, I would die. 1.00
00:29:17.000 Shut the fuck up, pussy. 1.00
00:29:20.000 Attorney General Daniel Cameron, that was him there, said a neighbor corroborated cop's claim that they knocked on Taylor's apartment door and announced themselves as police in the early hours of March 13th. 1.00
00:29:36.000 What's that last link, the drug abuse gov thing?
00:29:42.000 Oh, that should go later on.
00:29:44.000 I don't know why I stuck that there. 0.87
00:29:47.000 So, no, you don't deserve to die because you're in your hallway. 0.93
00:29:53.000 But the story of her just lying there asleep is a lie.
00:29:55.000 Her boyfriend knew what time it was and decided this is going down.
00:29:59.000 And the thing that no one's talking about is when you were dealing fentanyl, and that's just one of the drugs she was dealing at the time, and Coke and all kinds of other stuff.
00:30:08.000 It was a one-stop shop.
00:30:10.000 So she had a drug dealership.
00:30:12.000 When you open a drug dealership, a heavy serious drug dealership in your apartment, you're putting your neighbors in jeopardy.
00:30:19.000 You're playing Russian roulette with yourself, but the gun could go through the wall and kill someone else.
00:30:25.000 So you're putting yourself in an incredible dangerous situation, and you're putting your neighbors in an incredibly dangerous situation.
00:30:31.000 So she didn't deserve to die because she was dealing drugs, but she did die because she was playing Russian roulette. 1.00
00:30:41.000 Do you get that?
00:30:41.000 Why is that so confusing for people?
00:30:44.000 If we wanted you to die for dealing fentanyl, we would make it a capital offense.
00:30:48.000 We should probably consider it. 0.76
00:30:50.000 Just kidding. 1.00
00:30:51.000 But they say, oh, you deserve to die because you yelled at a cop once. 0.99
00:30:55.000 No, that's not what the law says. 0.96
00:30:57.000 The law says yelling at a cop, whatever, misdemeanor, you get a fine, probably nothing, right? 0.97
00:31:03.000 But when we talk about them telling a cop to fuck off and waving a gun around, we're saying their behavior seems indicative of the not innocent types. 0.98
00:31:11.000 So they probably brought this upon themselves. 1.00
00:31:15.000 Some call it suicide by cop.
00:31:18.000 Number two, the EMT myth.
00:31:21.000 Oh, she's just saving lives all day, being a sweetheart. 1.00
00:31:25.000 She wasn't a real EMT.
00:31:27.000 She was an EMT tech for five months.
00:31:29.000 She barely ever came in because she was busy pursuing killing people with drugs rather than saving people. 1.00
00:31:37.000 And in this article, Leo Weekly, they're getting mad.
00:31:42.000 It's at WAVE, which I think is a local news thing in Louisville, for daring to discuss how incompetent she was as an EMT and how she called in and said, yeah, I'm not coming in again today.
00:31:53.000 And they said, you know what, you're fired.
00:31:55.000 And then they check, well, here, I'll just read you what it says.
00:31:57.000 It says, Taylor called to quit her job as an EMT after serving that capacity for five months. 0.93
00:32:02.000 And her termination form included a do not rehire box that was checked. 1.00
00:32:08.000 So do you do, do you deserve to die because you suck as an EMT? 1.00
00:32:13.000 Obviously not. 1.00
00:32:14.000 Jesus.
00:32:15.000 Like, think of all these riots, these two cops shot, almost killed. 1.00
00:32:20.000 And it's based on bullshit. 0.99
00:32:23.000 And then when you bring up the truth, they always say this, same with Floyd, same with everyone. 1.00
00:32:27.000 Oh, so they deserve to die because of that? 1.00
00:32:29.000 No, but I'm just pointing out that your little fairy tale story of the loving EMT who worked all day to save people is an absolute fucking lie. 1.00
00:32:39.000 She was a shitty MT for a few months, blew that job because she's a drug dealer. 1.00
00:32:45.000 Do drug dealers deserve to die? 1.00
00:32:48.000 No.
00:32:48.000 But if you're familiar with serious drug dealing and they weren't dealing pot, she was carrying around 15 grand at a time.
00:32:56.000 They were not low-level drug dealers, as both the right and the left are saying.
00:32:59.000 They were big time.
00:33:01.000 Someone's got 15 grand in their pocket, they're doing real well as a drug dealer.
00:33:05.000 And in that world, there's usually two places you end up, in a coffin or in a jail cell. 1.00
00:33:11.000 So don't go, what the fuck? 0.99
00:33:12.000 Why is an EMT in a jail cell or in a coffin? 1.00
00:33:16.000 Because that's the lifestyle they chose.
00:33:20.000 Number three.
00:33:22.000 I mislabeled this.
00:33:24.000 What did you call it when I called it number three?
00:33:26.000 They found dead body in her car? 0.55
00:33:28.000 You're not a very creative thinker.
00:33:30.000 So you just made it that.
00:33:32.000 Well, you didn't notice it's a little inconsistent with the other ones.
00:33:35.000 But that is a fact.
00:33:36.000 They found a dead body in her car.
00:33:38.000 I know, Ryan, but they all have the something myth.
00:33:44.000 Like, it would never occur to you to go, hey, boss, there's an inconsistency here.
00:33:47.000 The myth that she didn't have a dead body in her car.
00:33:50.000 Yeah, nice.
00:33:50.000 That really rolls off the tongue.
00:33:52.000 The innocent lifestyle myth.
00:33:56.000 This idea, and so when you make the card, make it say that. 0.99
00:34:01.000 Actually, it'd be funnier if you show the stupid card so everyone knows how horrible of a person you are, and then you update it with this card. 0.98
00:34:09.000 So this is Wave. 1.00
00:34:10.000 This is the local news that they were giving shit for. 0.94
00:34:12.000 Warrants issued for arrest Breonna Taylor's ex-boyfriend amid new leaked documents, leaked new documents. 0.98
00:34:18.000 Back in 2016, the body of Fernandez Bowman was found in a car rented by Breonna Taylor when LMPD detectives arrived at Taylor's home to question her.
00:34:27.000 Glover was there.
00:34:28.000 Taylor told the detectives she did not know Bowman, that she had been dating Glover for several months, and that she had let him drive the rental car.
00:34:36.000 Now, oh, so someone, it wasn't her, they're so determined for her to be innocent.
00:34:41.000 Why?
00:34:41.000 Because they want cops to be racist.
00:34:42.000 Why? 0.98
00:34:43.000 Because there's a lot of black failure going on in America, and they don't want to explain it away as blacks behaving badly. 1.00
00:34:51.000 Black failure, white guilt. 0.98
00:34:52.000 So in order to explain all this terrible behavior, they say it's not actually their fault. 0.96
00:34:57.000 It's systemic racism.
00:34:58.000 And when you hear about them dying, it's not because they were living an insanely dangerous lifestyle. 1.00
00:35:02.000 It's because cops are assholes. 1.00
00:35:04.000 Let's riot. 1.00
00:35:06.000 Okay.
00:35:06.000 If that were true, I would totally support these riots.
00:35:09.000 If any of this was fucking true, I would be out on the streets too saying, hey, cops, stop shooting innocent black people for no reason. 0.99
00:35:16.000 But that's not the case. 0.99
00:35:18.000 So I don't know if she was directly responsible or even if she murdered the dead body in her car.
00:35:24.000 But what's more important is this is the lifestyle.
00:35:27.000 She's in a lifestyle where a few years ago, there's a dead car, a dead person in her trunk. 1.00
00:35:32.000 Now, say like your friend, you heard your friend's sister was killed by cops and you go, what the fuck? 0.99
00:35:36.000 God, I haven't spoken to them in forever. 0.99
00:35:38.000 I was wondering what happened to her.
00:35:39.000 So what did Mark say?
00:35:40.000 How's she doing?
00:35:41.000 I mean, obviously she's dead, but how's he doing?
00:35:44.000 Well, she was living a pretty crazy lifestyle. 1.00
00:35:46.000 What do you mean? 0.97
00:35:47.000 You don't deserve to die for that.
00:35:48.000 Like a few years ago, they found a dead body in her trunk. 0.93
00:35:51.000 You'd go, oh, yeah, sounds like she was hanging around with some pretty bad dudes. 1.00
00:35:58.000 And in your brain, you would go, yeah, I think I know what happened to my buddy's sister.
00:36:02.000 She got carried away.
00:36:03.000 You wouldn't have a shrine for her and go, oh, poor Jen. 1.00
00:36:08.000 You'd go, Jen was hanging out with the wrong dudes. 1.00
00:36:11.000 Just like that Antifa guy who shot Jay Bishop.
00:36:14.000 His sister goes, you know what?
00:36:16.000 Now that he's gone, I can stress out less that he's going to hurt my family or get us hurt.
00:36:21.000 That's a normal, rational way to think when someone from this lifestyle dies.
00:36:25.000 Not why did cops assassinate an EMT in her bed? 0.99
00:36:29.000 So again, with number three, you don't deserve to die because we found a body in your trunk a few years ago.
00:36:36.000 But we now know the kind of lifestyle you lead.
00:36:39.000 And we're no longer surprised that you were boning a dude who shot at cops, knowingly shot at cops.
00:36:46.000 He got you killed, by the way.
00:36:48.000 He got you killed first by putting you in that dangerous situation. 0.98
00:36:51.000 You got you.
00:36:52.000 Let's do some culpability here.
00:36:53.000 Cops, zero culpability.
00:36:56.000 Zero.
00:36:57.000 Not 1%.
00:36:59.000 Even the cop who got busted for shooting into the apartment, they are responsible for that cop putting that neighbor in danger because they had a drug dealership, which puts all your neighbors in danger.
00:37:09.000 Okay? 0.99
00:37:10.000 Brianna was responsible for her own death because she chose that lifestyle and it's a very fucking dangerous lifestyle. 0.99
00:37:17.000 Two, her boyfriend was responsible for her death because he knowingly shot at cops. 0.99
00:37:23.000 And when you shoot at cops, they're going to shoot back.
00:37:26.000 That's who's responsible for the death, not the cops. 1.00
00:37:29.000 You stupid ass looting rioter spoiled brats. 1.00
00:37:36.000 And that's what I hate about all of this. 1.00
00:37:38.000 I don't care if you're a Nazi, an Antifa. 0.50
00:37:43.000 I don't care if you're... 1.00
00:37:44.000 Only thing I care about is pedophile. 0.99
00:37:45.000 Right, left, all of that stuff. 1.00
00:37:47.000 I hate liars. 0.79
00:37:49.000 And you're pretending you're out there because you care about her, but you don't care enough to Google it. 1.00
00:37:54.000 So you're a liar. 0.98
00:37:59.000 So that was number three. 0.99
00:38:00.000 Number four, the boyfriend myth. 1.00
00:38:05.000 I don't know how to phrase this delicately, but she was just a whore. 1.00
00:38:09.000 And they treated her that way. 0.99
00:38:11.000 I think she might have some self-hatred, and she kind of appreciated the abuse.
00:38:15.000 Because judging by this Tatum report summary of the court transcripts or the case study, study of the case, sorry, you're going through the dialogue and you realize they would pass her back and forth, 0.99
00:38:31.000 fucking her occasionally. 0.96
00:38:33.000 They were not in love by any means. 1.00
00:38:35.000 They would use her to rent cars where they could put their dead bodies in. 1.00
00:38:38.000 They would use her to carry money around because I guess she was sort of like a sex slave. 1.00
00:38:43.000 She was definitely so submissive that drug dealers could trust her with 15 grand, 8 grand, 10 grand. 0.78
00:38:48.000 These transcripts are full, and these are mostly jailhouse calls, are full of them talking about, yo, Bray had my 15 grand, then she dropped it out, and then she, I have my 10 grand.
00:38:57.000 And when you're going through these, it's amazing the Way they talk about her.
00:39:01.000 This is not a love affair.
00:39:02.000 This is like, I'm sorry to be indelicate, but she was a colostomy bag for their come and a piggy bank for their money. 0.96
00:39:13.000 A piggy bank for their come and a piggy bank for their money.
00:39:15.000 It's where they stored all their stuff that they cared about.
00:39:20.000 Now, show that specific page that I sent you.
00:39:22.000 That's the whole report, but I sent you separately the page.
00:39:26.000 Yeah, if you could zoom in on that.
00:39:29.000 So let me try to get out of the way of it.
00:39:32.000 Her mama and the no-limit crew. 0.99
00:39:35.000 They basically like the nigga that she was fucking with got her all caught up. 1.00
00:39:38.000 The no-limit, they don't play. 1.00
00:39:42.000 So even this guy, Kay Bradley, was saying to her quote-unquote boyfriend that she was getting in over her head because those no limit motherfuckers, they down for whatever. 1.00
00:39:51.000 They don't play. 0.99
00:39:53.000 They're like DDP.
00:39:54.000 Dominicans don't play. 1.00
00:39:55.000 And then he also says to Glover, motherfuckers put it to me like it came from you. 1.00
00:40:00.000 Of course I ain't going to think that. 1.00
00:40:03.000 And I know that I found mail and shit. 0.97
00:40:06.000 So they're not getting along. 0.90
00:40:08.000 And then what does he say there?
00:40:10.000 Wait.
00:40:11.000 Oh yeah, here's the interesting part right here.
00:40:13.000 Me and Bray ain't been around each other in over two months.
00:40:17.000 I ain't got nothing going on with Bray no more. 0.99
00:40:20.000 So one of them fucked her for a while. 1.00
00:40:22.000 Another one fucked her for a while. 1.00
00:40:24.000 I haven't fucked her in a little while. 1.00
00:40:25.000 That's not exactly a harlequin romance. 0.99
00:40:28.000 That's not exactly a Valentine's Day card, is it?
00:40:30.000 You've made a totally fictional world where this hardworking EMT and her loving boyfriend, and Atheism is Unstoppable, does a great job of debunking the NYT podcast, New York Times podcast, where they're like, she had had a hard day.
00:40:44.000 There's always little indicators too that something's up.
00:40:46.000 Like, they came home and decided to play a game of UNO.
00:40:50.000 No one comes home and plays a game of UNO.
00:40:53.000 You're transcribing a lie.
00:40:56.000 Uno.
00:40:57.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00
00:41:01.000 And again, you don't deserve to die for being a slut who party with gangbangers, but you should be prepared for it to happen. 1.00
00:41:09.000 Number five, the myth of innocence. 1.00
00:41:14.000 This woman was not dealing joints, as I said in the opening. 1.00
00:41:17.000 She was dealing fentanyl. 1.00
00:41:20.000 That is a big fucking deal. 0.99
00:41:23.000 If we look here, figure two, the national drug overdose deaths by specific category, all ages, this is 99 to 2018. 0.99
00:41:32.000 Overall drug overdose deaths declined from 27 to 18 with 67,000 reported in 2018.
00:41:39.000 Deaths involving other synthetic narcotics other than methadone, including fentanyl and fentanyl analogs, continued to rise with more than 31,000 reported in 2018.
00:41:53.000 Those involving cocaine or psychostimulants with abuse also continued to trend upward.
00:42:00.000 So 31,335 is about 80 a day.
00:42:06.000 This innocent sweetheart is part of an industry that kills 80 Americans a day. 1.00
00:42:12.000 10 unarmed blacks are killed by cops a year.
00:42:15.000 What is a bigger menace to society? 0.85
00:42:17.000 These allegedly racist cops?
00:42:20.000 Which, by the way, two of that 10 were charging, weren't charging at cops. 0.98
00:42:25.000 So cops killing two black people a year or these black drug dealers killing 80 people a day? 0.99
00:42:33.000 This is why they don't like teaching math in school because the numbers are rarely convenient for their bullshit socialist agenda. 1.00
00:42:40.000 Look, no one thinks that Breonna Taylor deserved to die for being around someone, but that's going to happen. 0.99
00:42:49.000 You play with poisonous snakes, you're going to get bit. 1.00
00:42:52.000 We're having a parade, a fucking riotous, vandalist, vandalist? 1.00
00:42:58.000 We're vandalizing, having a riotous parade, killing cops, trying to kill cops, because a chick who was playing Russian roulette got shot in the head. 1.00
00:43:06.000 What the fuck did you think was going to happen? 0.99
00:43:18.000 I got the flag tatted on my bow flex. 0.99
00:43:23.000 Can we?
00:43:24.000 I hope we don't have to talk about riots next week.
00:43:26.000 I'm so done with watching rich kids smash Starbucks windows.
00:43:30.000 Show some of that video of that antifassant.
00:43:34.000 I don't think I've watched the whole thing.
00:43:52.000 The skinny bob get a different job.
00:43:54.000 Yeah, I'll be that guinea wob. 0.58
00:43:55.000 That'll beat you down like them city cops. 1.00
00:43:58.000 Motherfuckers fruity like some dippin' dots. 1.00
00:44:00.000 And I got the comic killers loaded to the tippy top. 1.00
00:44:03.000 What up, pig already know I'm in the zone now. 1.00
00:44:05.000 Mysterio, your bitch. 1.00
00:44:06.000 Um, also in the news, Biden's son. 1.00
00:44:11.000 See, when you run for president, it's all gonna come up.
00:44:14.000 As we learned with Brett Kavanaugh, who was only running for Supreme Court judge, we had to hear about some ridiculous time where he was making out or was going to make out with some chick on bed and he may have jumped on the bed nude while she was there.
00:44:30.000 It's called partying. 0.98
00:44:31.000 It's not called raping.
00:44:35.000 So it's all going to come up.
00:44:37.000 Now, Hunter Biden, Joe Biden's son, is not just, hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:44:43.000 He's not just corrupt. 0.99
00:44:45.000 What a lot of these assholes do is they want to keep their names out. 1.00
00:44:48.000 They want to get the paperwork away from them. 1.00
00:44:49.000 So they use their son as proxies. 0.95
00:44:52.000 So I think this is much more complicated than just Hunter Biden was a scumbag who was on all these incredibly wealthy boards where he's making millions of dollars as a consultant for a mining company. 0.97
00:45:05.000 But it gets worse. 0.99
00:45:07.000 He was also using the money to run prostitutes to various clients. 0.67
00:45:12.000 In other words, running a sex trafficking operation.
00:45:15.000 But I think it gets even worse than that. 0.99
00:45:18.000 I think Joe was complicit and he said, basically, look, I can't be taking these bribes and bringing these whores from A to B and doing all this. 1.00
00:45:24.000 So you're going to have to do it and just slip me a cut somehow. 0.83
00:45:28.000 So Joe is just as culpable as Hunter. 0.89
00:45:31.000 And to pretend that he didn't know what was going on, it's just his son was corrupt, that's pretty bad. 1.00
00:45:36.000 Like if Eric Trump was doing all this and Trump had no idea, Trump would still be in a mountain of shit. 1.00
00:45:43.000 But he clearly knew what was going on. 0.99
00:45:46.000 He helped orchestrate these deals.
00:45:48.000 He was a crucial part of Hunter Biden's entire career from top to bottom.
00:45:54.000 He is Hunter Biden.
00:45:57.000 You're on the board of a Ukrainian energy company facing serious corruption charges.
00:46:02.000 You were the vice president running point on Ukraine.
00:46:05.000 The average Joe hears that and says, that sounds fishy.
00:46:09.000 What's your understanding of what your son was doing for an extraordinary amount of money?
00:46:13.000 I don't know what he was doing.
00:46:15.000 I know he was on the board.
00:46:16.000 I found out he was on the board after he was on the board.
00:46:19.000 And that was it.
00:46:21.000 Imagine believing that.
00:46:23.000 If you find this convincing, I don't know what to say.
00:46:26.000 Hey, dad, I'm on a board.
00:46:27.000 You remember you were in Ukraine?
00:46:29.000 Yeah.
00:46:30.000 Well, you were talking to those various billion-dollar companies and in China too?
00:46:34.000 Yeah, what do you got up your sleeve, son?
00:46:36.000 I'm on one of the boards. 0.99
00:46:38.000 Are you shitting me? 0.97
00:46:42.000 What are the odds? 0.99
00:46:45.000 What are the odds?
00:46:46.000 Did you meet with Xaiping, the president?
00:46:49.000 Yeah, he's who hired me.
00:46:50.000 I was just with Xaiping! 0.87
00:46:54.000 Why didn't you tell me?
00:46:55.000 I wanted to be a surprise.
00:46:56.000 Well, I'm surprised. 1.00
00:46:58.000 Holy shit. 1.00
00:46:59.000 I was just with a prostitute in Ukraine named Fladka. 1.00
00:47:04.000 Yeah, I flew her there from Utrecht. 0.88
00:47:08.000 Oh my God.
00:47:09.000 This is, I wouldn't be surprised if when people find out about all this, they think it's not even true.
00:47:13.000 I know.
00:47:14.000 You literally can't make this up, Dad.
00:47:16.000 Well, I'm going to try because I'm running for president.
00:47:19.000 Okay, best of luck. 0.99
00:47:21.000 The good news is America is retarded and they just burned their own country to the ground because a drug dealer got shot. 1.00
00:47:30.000 They are retarded and in some ways they're geniuses. 1.00
00:47:35.000 Yeah, some of them are. 0.99
00:47:38.000 Go back to that interview.
00:47:40.000 And there's nobody.
00:47:40.000 Well, you've had a lot of time.
00:47:41.000 Isn't this something you want to get to the bottom of?
00:47:43.000 No, because I trust my son.
00:47:45.000 But that doesn't pass the smell test.
00:47:47.000 Like when you're vice president, isn't there a higher standard?
00:47:50.000 Don't you need to know?
00:47:51.000 They're trying to lay out a red carpet for him.
00:47:54.000 He could have worked on that.
00:47:55.000 He got the questions in advance.
00:47:57.000 He didn't read them.
00:47:58.000 And they're on his side.
00:48:00.000 Axios is left-wing.
00:48:01.000 HBO is wildly left-wing. 0.99
00:48:03.000 So they're saying, feed us any bullshit line you want about all this and we'll push it. 0.98
00:48:09.000 But you can't obviously say, no, there's nothing there. 0.98
00:48:12.000 That's not going to work because we've got a smoking gun right here.
00:48:15.000 I'm holding it in my hand.
00:48:16.000 So just say like it's someone else's smoking gun or it's a misunderstanding, but don't deny it's there because I'm looking at it.
00:48:23.000 I just, I'll wing it.
00:48:24.000 I'm really smart and articulate and I'm good at quotes.
00:48:28.000 What's happening with your family?
00:48:29.000 Don't you need to put down some guardrails?
00:48:32.000 Unless there was something that was something on its face that was wrong.
00:48:37.000 There's nothing on its face that was wrong.
00:48:39.000 So look, if you want to talk about problems, you know, let's talk about Trump's family.
00:48:45.000 I mean, come on.
00:48:46.000 This is...
00:48:48.000 Which, his sons?
00:48:49.000 What have his sons done?
00:48:51.000 The only thing that bothers me about Trump's family is that Ivanka is so involved.
00:48:55.000 But there's been no controversy, no corruption.
00:48:59.000 Just Jared Kushner meddling.
00:49:01.000 And he did get a peace thing signed with the, what was it, Saudi Arabia and Israel?
00:49:05.000 All right.
00:49:06.000 I don't like you being around, but at least you're cleaning up.
00:49:12.000 These guys are amazing.
00:49:14.000 What guys?
00:49:14.000 So you think everything that happened was kosher?
00:49:18.000 You know, there's not one single bit of evidence, not one little tiny bit, to suggest anything done was wrong.
00:49:25.000 You know that.
00:49:26.000 But you keep asking me these questions.
00:49:28.000 It's okay.
00:49:30.000 You're doing what you have to do.
00:49:32.000 But I'm not worried about it.
00:49:33.000 Look, the American public knows me.
00:49:35.000 Last one on this.
00:49:38.000 Say you're elected.
00:49:39.000 You're in office.
00:49:41.000 What guardrails would you have to be sure that your son, your brother Jimmy, doesn't do anything to trade on the family name?
00:49:49.000 They will not be engaged in any foreign business because of what's happened in this administration.
00:49:54.000 No one's going to be seeking patents for things from China.
00:49:58.000 No one's going to be engaged in that kind of thing.
00:50:00.000 So no foreign business for your relatives in office.
00:50:05.000 You know what's amazing about Joe Biden is his arrogance.
00:50:08.000 He's so sure that he can handle it that he just wings it. 0.97
00:50:12.000 And when someone with a low IQ who's suffering from dementia and is totally incompetent just wings it, we end up with the ridiculous quotes we were talking about two shows ago. 0.87
00:50:23.000 So we've committed to making these t-shirts. 0.85
00:50:25.000 I just sent this to our t-shirt guy, but we are going to make these shirts.
00:50:29.000 And the way I make shirts is I think, what would I like to wear?
00:50:32.000 And I sent this to you as a separate email.
00:50:37.000 Well, first show the, I guess just open it all up.
00:50:40.000 I had to make it look, you know how when you show a shirt, it gets kind of crinkled?
00:50:44.000 So they don't look that good because my Photoshop skills are rusty.
00:50:49.000 But first, let's just show them as they are before we show you how hot they could look.
00:50:54.000 Show them as they are.
00:50:56.000 No, not those.
00:50:57.000 The actual ones.
00:51:01.000 We'll open all three, Ryan.
00:51:05.000 You're a little rusty today.
00:51:06.000 Maybe staying up to a four is not great for the old jobaroo. 0.69
00:51:09.000 That's gotta be it.
00:51:13.000 Now this one was much longer.
00:51:17.000 But the first half of it was sort of coherent.
00:51:19.000 And to have a paragraph on a shirt is distracting.
00:51:22.000 So I just used the end where he totally loses the plot.
00:51:25.000 When Trump, because it said he, when Trump does follow through or doesn't do would follow through the exact opposite.
00:51:32.000 And the thing that's great about it too is people will see the Biden logo from far away and they'll go, oh good, a fellow Biden fan.
00:51:37.000 And then they'll get closer and read.
00:51:44.000 No, we already did that one.
00:51:47.000 I pledge allegiance to the United States of America, one nation indivisible, under God, for real.
00:51:57.000 That's, I think, my favorite one.
00:51:58.000 Me too.
00:51:59.000 And then, of course, you Can't make Teach Biden shirts without having we hold these truths to be self-evident.
00:52:05.000 Men and women created by you know, you know the thing.
00:52:09.000 I would advise you, though, when you wear these shirts to make sure you Google what the exact quote is: you know, pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible under God. 0.99
00:52:26.000 Because people, you're going to look pretty stupid if you don't. 0.86
00:52:28.000 Maybe write it down on the back of a business card and just get it. 0.99
00:52:31.000 So I modeled these shirts in Photoshop just to give you a vibe.
00:52:36.000 But I'm sure our shirt guy can do a better job.
00:52:40.000 Let me see that one.
00:52:40.000 When Trump does follow through or doesn't do, would follow through the exact opposite.
00:52:45.000 Like, what's his name had his political career destroyed for going, yeah!
00:52:50.000 Remember that?
00:52:51.000 Howard Dean?
00:52:52.000 Howard Dean.
00:52:53.000 He just went, and it was kind of a weird yell.
00:52:56.000 Okay.
00:52:56.000 He didn't say any of those shirts.
00:52:58.000 How is that not ruining his career?
00:53:01.000 I always thought this was really unfair, that this guy's life's over because he made a funny sound once.
00:53:07.000 We're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan.
00:53:12.000 And then we're going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House.
00:53:17.000 What's the matter with that?
00:53:21.000 That's not a big deal.
00:53:22.000 That's why he was laughing after.
00:53:25.000 So weird.
00:53:25.000 It's like Billy Squire, who lost his entire career for the video where he's dancing weird.
00:53:33.000 What's that called again?
00:53:34.000 Billy Squire video?
00:53:36.000 Just that should do it.
00:53:37.000 It ruined his life.
00:53:39.000 Everything was over.
00:53:40.000 He was the hottest thing since sliced bread.
00:53:42.000 Was it Rock Me Tonight?
00:53:43.000 Yeah, I think it was Rock Me Tonight.
00:53:45.000 I remember how cringy.
00:53:46.000 Oh, yeah.
00:53:47.000 Wait, did they show a woman pulling her top off on YouTube there?
00:53:52.000 Yeah, what's that?
00:53:53.000 Billy Squire.
00:53:54.000 She goes down.
00:53:56.000 Are those boobies? 1.00
00:53:57.000 It looks like boobies. 0.51
00:53:59.000 What the? 0.92
00:53:59.000 Click on that. 0.92
00:54:01.000 Hey, click on that.
00:54:02.000 That's what I want to see. 1.00
00:54:03.000 Fuck Billy Squire. 1.00
00:54:04.000 I want to see the booby video. 1.00
00:54:06.000 What the f?
00:54:08.000 Whoa! 0.71
00:54:08.000 Are you kidding me? 0.71
00:54:10.000 Boobs on YouTubes?
00:54:11.000 Rare YouTube banned video.
00:54:14.000 This predates...
00:54:16.000 I know you like it.
00:54:20.000 Blurred lines.
00:54:21.000 The original blurred lines.
00:54:24.000 I've never seen...
00:54:25.000 Oh, I just saw a magenta.
00:54:28.000 Oh, NSFW.
00:54:29.000 We should have like an alarm sound for the NSFW.
00:54:32.000 Are you signed in with some sort of premium YouTube thing?
00:54:35.000 Yeah, YouTube red.
00:54:36.000 Ah.
00:54:38.000 Oh, that's cool.
00:54:39.000 But I don't think you need...
00:54:40.000 Oh, yeah, maybe you need to.
00:54:42.000 Is anyone so conservative that they have a problem with beautiful young women being naked in a video?
00:54:46.000 Like, is this...
00:54:47.000 I mean, if it was your daughter, maybe, or your wife.
00:54:51.000 But even then, you'd sort of be like, all right, as long as it's tasteful and you look pretty good.
00:54:56.000 It'd be nice to remember when you were gorgeous when you're 80.
00:54:59.000 Yeah.
00:55:01.000 I don't know.
00:55:03.000 Although my wife wanted to pose for some recreation of that Jimi Hendrix electric playland where all the girls are nude. 1.00
00:55:10.000 And we were only dating at the time and I was like, ah, no.
00:55:13.000 Hell no.
00:55:14.000 No, you're not doing that.
00:55:16.000 But that's because she was my property. 0.99
00:55:18.000 And I didn't want guys looking at her tits. 1.00
00:55:22.000 Electric play Ladyland, right? 0.99
00:55:25.000 Is that it?
00:55:28.000 I think it's Ladyland.
00:55:29.000 Yeah, that's it.
00:55:31.000 They were doing a recreation of this.
00:55:33.000 My wife said, I think I might do it.
00:55:34.000 And I was like, I think you won't.
00:55:37.000 Sorry, kiddo.
00:55:39.000 But does anyone have a problem with this?
00:55:42.000 I mean, we have a problem with porn, obviously.
00:55:44.000 But we can't have a problem with that.
00:55:46.000 That could be in the Louvre.
00:55:47.000 That's just like a naked oil painting.
00:55:51.000 Ugh.
00:55:54.000 How is that better?
00:55:55.000 This is like, I was thinking about this today, bleeps. 1.00
00:55:57.000 I find that meep sounds so much more offensive than fuck. 1.00
00:56:00.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:56:01.000 It hurts my ears.
00:56:02.000 It's really irritating.
00:56:03.000 Didn't we decide?
00:56:04.000 Irritating. 1.00
00:56:06.000 Didn't we decide that we're going to replace all bleeps with fuck? 1.00
00:56:09.000 Just like a really quick. 1.00
00:56:10.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:56:14.000 But wait a minute.
00:56:15.000 We have an unturned stone here.
00:56:16.000 So new.
00:56:18.000 Oh, yeah, Billy Squire.
00:56:19.000 So let's see the video that ruined his life.
00:56:22.000 We've talked about this before, but I can't get enough of it.
00:56:25.000 Really, and he's gyrating.
00:56:27.000 And this is like probably 1980 or something when we were just realizing that there are gays.
00:56:33.000 We thought the village people were just good old guys who like working out at the YMCA.
00:56:37.000 We thought Liberace was just a guy who enjoyed the piano and was very flamboyant.
00:56:41.000 And we thought Rob Halford was a badass leather dude. 0.98
00:56:44.000 We didn't realize that he fucks dudes up the butt in those leather outfits. 0.96
00:56:49.000 So now, in 1980, we were all like, well, wait a minute. 1.00
00:56:51.000 Maybe Billy Squire's a fag. 1.00
00:56:53.000 Is he trying to fuck me? 1.00
00:56:55.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:57:08.000 Not that bad. 1.00
00:57:09.000 I mean, why was Freddie Mercury not considered a raging homosexual as he pranced around in leotards barefoot?
00:57:19.000 What take you in my arms? 0.61
00:57:22.000 Look at that.
00:57:22.000 Ooh, that's bad.
00:57:24.000 This was the end of his career.
00:57:26.000 What?
00:57:28.000 Okay, good. 1.00
00:57:29.000 I enjoy this kind of stuff more than fucking talking about how Antifa's stupid. 1.00
00:57:32.000 I'm done with that for a long time. 1.00
00:57:34.000 Let's have a movie roundup.
00:57:36.000 I've been meaning to get to this for a while.
00:57:39.000 Infidel 2-2.
00:57:41.000 I think Dinesh's wife or daughter or someone produced it.
00:57:44.000 He's really been pushing it hard, promoting it.
00:57:46.000 He was involved in it.
00:57:47.000 And it's the guy from Passion of the Christ.
00:57:49.000 They have bad guys who are actual bad guys. 0.98
00:57:54.000 Who are Islamist terrorists.
00:57:56.000 It's so annoying when you watch a movie and the bad guys are like someone in France. 0.95
00:58:00.000 Can you look up the actual trailer?
00:58:04.000 It's like in, what was it?
00:58:05.000 Was it Die Hard?
00:58:06.000 Where they're in Paris?
00:58:08.000 Or maybe it was Superman.
00:58:09.000 Yeah.
00:58:10.000 And these French separatists, what?
00:58:12.000 You mean Quebec?
00:58:13.000 No, France.
00:58:14.000 Or Die Hard were like Germans. 1.00
00:58:16.000 But this is the kind of people who would be kidnapping somewhere.
00:58:31.000 He's good people.
00:58:34.000 I've known Mr. Lucini for some time now.
00:58:38.000 Jesus got some money.
00:58:39.000 This is high quality.
00:58:41.000 It's bad to be at least a million bucks.
00:58:44.000 The man's Muslim, so you enter his house without a warrant? 0.99
00:58:48.000 Islamophobia! 0.69
00:58:51.000 Yeah. 0.70
00:58:52.000 Oh, he's running a terrorist nerve center or recruitment website.
00:58:57.000 Remind us in Islamophobia. 0.89
00:58:59.000 He won't talk to me anymore.
00:59:01.000 He knows what I saw in that room.
00:59:03.000 I dare see this.
00:59:05.000 Go to Cairo.
00:59:06.000 Talk about the faith.
00:59:07.000 You're not suspicious.
00:59:09.000 I'm asking you, don't go.
00:59:11.000 I will call you.
00:59:13.000 It's gone viral in the Middle Ages.
00:59:14.000 I agree.
00:59:15.000 Don't go to any Muslim country or Africa or China. 0.99
00:59:20.000 Or Russia.
00:59:21.000 Who's there?
00:59:22.000 Why leave the West under any circumstances?
00:59:24.000 Maybe Japan. 0.69
00:59:29.000 Israel.
00:59:30.000 He's caused an international insurance.
00:59:40.000 I wonder if it's getting negative press for portraying jihadists as Muslims.
00:59:49.000 You gotta get him out.
00:59:51.000 They're working on it, right?
00:59:52.000 Look up Infidel Movie Racism, Bigot. 0.98
00:59:56.000 Infidel Movie Bigot. 0.92
01:00:06.000 Gregory Peck is dead.
01:00:09.000 Did you type Infidel Movie?
01:00:11.000 Yes, Infidel Movie Controversy.
01:00:13.000 Let's see here.
01:00:15.000 Infidel Review.
01:00:16.000 Let's play Jesus First Martyrdom Again in the Faith Central Thriller. 0.70
01:00:20.000 I think the left is probably scared to criticize it because they're going to walk into the trap.
01:00:26.000 What does the subhead say?
01:00:28.000 Reasonably polished Christian action movie.
01:00:31.000 It's not a Christian action movie.
01:00:33.000 Exploits lingering biases against Muslims in slightly more complex ways than one might expect.
01:00:39.000 What a twist.
01:00:41.000 What a strangely guarded review.
01:00:44.000 Also, I saw this series on Netflix. 0.99
01:00:48.000 I watched some of it, so I'm not an expert, but fucking Hillary Swank goes to Mars. 1.00
01:00:54.000 That's probably the working title. 0.99
01:00:56.000 And she's there for four years.
01:01:00.000 Hillary Swank goes to Mars.
01:01:02.000 Mars.
01:01:03.000 Snakes on a spaceship.
01:01:08.000 He's paralyzed.
01:01:10.000 So just remember, the further away I get.
01:01:13.000 But like, speaking of not letting your wife be nude in a photo shoot, why would you let your wife go away for four years?
01:01:24.000 I mean, the fact that John Kinsman is without his beautiful children for four years is a catastrophe that we do charity for, and we're devastated by the whole thing.
01:01:33.000 This is not cool.
01:01:35.000 Is Mars so important?
01:01:36.000 You don't have a bunch of single men that are dying to go.
01:01:42.000 But African women saw me on their iPad. 1.00
01:01:45.000 But you know what's kind of cool about it?
01:01:47.000 I'm not sure they did this on purpose.
01:01:49.000 She hates it.
01:01:51.000 And she loses her mind.
01:01:52.000 She starts using her water rations to water her plants. 0.82
01:01:56.000 And her family starts falling apart. 1.00
01:01:58.000 Her daughter gets into all kinds of shit. 1.00
01:02:11.000 Am I crazy? 1.00
01:02:12.000 Like, okay, say we're at war with Afghanistan.
01:02:17.000 And I understand a soldier going there for a year.
01:02:21.000 Four years without seeing your kids?
01:02:24.000 We can do shifts, can we not?
01:02:26.000 Tours.
01:02:27.000 I know it's weird hearing me talk about problems with the military when I've seen so many war movies and people say thank you for your service when they see me because I'm basically a vet.
01:02:37.000 But I don't know everything.
01:02:38.000 None of us vets do.
01:02:41.000 None of us guys who have seen action.
01:02:44.000 Some of us in a movie.
01:02:45.000 Some of us in real life.
01:02:50.000 Aren't totally filled in.
01:02:51.000 There you go with your heroic levels of humbleness again.
01:02:54.000 I mean, you've...
01:02:55.000 No, you've...
01:02:56.000 That's how you know I'm not...
01:02:57.000 It's not stolen valor because I denigrate myself.
01:03:00.000 I go, I'm not as good.
01:03:02.000 People say to me, they go, Gavin, did you fight with...
01:03:04.000 Were you a hero?
01:03:05.000 And I go, no.
01:03:07.000 No.
01:03:07.000 And I watched some.
01:03:08.000 No, you are. 1.00
01:03:11.000 You got to stop this modest humble crap. 1.00
01:03:13.000 Did you not see Saving Private Ryan while a little high? 0.99
01:03:17.000 I mean, lots of people have.
01:03:18.000 No, they haven't.
01:03:19.000 You know what I miss about Saving Private Ryan?
01:03:21.000 Was my brothers.
01:03:22.000 Of course.
01:03:23.000 Was having to leave the theater and leave them behind.
01:03:26.000 You stayed for the credits, too, didn't you?
01:03:28.000 I sure did.
01:03:29.000 I barely had any popcorn that whole movie.
01:03:32.000 Because of what I was going through.
01:03:34.000 Sure.
01:03:35.000 How many times have you left popcorn at a movie? 1.00
01:03:37.000 I probably had half a fucking bucket. 0.99
01:03:40.000 Did I get a medal? 0.99
01:03:41.000 No.
01:03:41.000 I don't deserve one.
01:03:43.000 You do.
01:03:44.000 I do not deserve a medal for all the movies I've seen.
01:03:47.000 I'll say it right now.
01:03:48.000 I'll say it.
01:03:48.000 The guys who actually served and were shot at served more than I did.
01:03:54.000 And you should thank them for their service.
01:03:56.000 Don't thank me.
01:03:57.000 I don't want to hear it.
01:03:58.000 Okay.
01:03:59.000 This reminds me of one of my buddies back before the great divorce of America, John Glazer, J-O-N-G-L-A-S-E-R. 0.69
01:04:09.000 He did a sketch that's almost impossible to find about a guy who suffered.
01:04:15.000 He's a war vet and he has PTSD.
01:04:20.000 But it's not from actually being in the war.
01:04:22.000 It's from the fear of going to war.
01:04:26.000 And he never actually went.
01:04:29.000 That's going to be tough, yeah.
01:04:31.000 John Glazer, it was on the John Benjamin show.
01:04:34.000 Okay.
01:04:35.000 Both spelled in the Jew way of John. 0.85
01:04:37.000 J-O-N. 1.00
01:04:37.000 I once had to sign up for Hulu Plus just to watch it. 1.00
01:04:41.000 But yeah, he has PTSD, not from going to war, but for the fear of going to war.
01:04:47.000 And I'm basically stealing that character, I guess.
01:04:51.000 What are you looking up?
01:04:52.000 The whole show?
01:04:54.000 Yep.
01:04:54.000 John Glazer War Vet.
01:05:01.000 I type that, and then I type PTSD, and it's impossible to find.
01:05:04.000 Folks at home, if you can find it, it's worth it.
01:05:07.000 And then it ends, I think they kind of scrubbed it from the web because it was so audacious.
01:05:11.000 It was hilarious.
01:05:12.000 And like most good comedy, it was obviously a tip of the hat to the troops.
01:05:17.000 It was not denigrating them.
01:05:18.000 But then at the end, they had this American flag waving and they had real amputees.
01:05:24.000 And she was like, I lost my arm in the war.
01:05:26.000 And then they had another one like, I lost my legs in the war.
01:05:29.000 And they showed all these real vets who really suffered.
01:05:31.000 And they have John Glazer going, I lost my voice, screaming about going to war.
01:05:36.000 Because he couldn't talk because he lost his voice.
01:05:40.000 So he's saying he needs a purple heart because he suffered physical damage because of the war.
01:05:46.000 Maybe John Glazer, John Benjamin, War, lost his voice. 0.98
01:05:49.000 I don't fucking know. 0.98
01:05:50.000 We're wasting everyone's time. 0.96
01:05:53.000 I'm just coming up with a bunch of like real sad looking stuff.
01:05:57.000 That's the problem.
01:05:58.000 Anything war, you end up looking up and my fellow vets show up.
01:06:01.000 Yes.
01:06:03.000 Here's a fascinating show, movie, Social Dilemma.
01:06:09.000 First of all, I didn't know Dilemma was spelled with two M's.
01:06:12.000 Didn't you guys think it was D-I-L-E-M-N-A? 1.00
01:06:16.000 Dilemmna?
01:06:18.000 Yeah.
01:06:19.000 When you go to Google and type in climate change is, you're going to see different results depending on where you live.
01:06:25.000 They're more honest in the trailer than they are in the film.
01:06:27.000 But you got to remember, Obama, pause.
01:06:30.000 Obama took over Netflix, what, like two years ago?
01:06:34.000 So it was good before then, wasn't it? 0.99
01:06:36.000 Black Mirror, all this cool shit. 0.87
01:06:38.000 But now the projects that Obama's okay'd have been completed and are on the air. 1.00
01:06:42.000 And they all suck. 0.98
01:06:44.000 They're all propaganda. 1.00
01:06:46.000 This movie has so many weird things.
01:06:47.000 So it starts out, the first two-thirds are really good.
01:06:50.000 And I made my kids watch.
01:06:51.000 I was holding them up like this.
01:06:52.000 Watch this movie.
01:06:54.000 And it talks about the likes and how you get addicted to the dopamines of something you like.
01:06:58.000 And they notice if you haven't been on in a while, they'll show you a picture of your girlfriend.
01:07:01.000 Oh, she's in a new relationship. 1.00
01:07:02.000 You're like, what the fuck? 1.00
01:07:03.000 So they constantly, they lure you in. 0.99
01:07:06.000 And the software designers sit there and they admit, we weren't there for ethics.
01:07:10.000 We weren't there for anything but maximum looks.
01:07:14.000 Wait, is that it?
01:07:15.000 Pre-traumatic stress disorder.
01:07:17.000 Yeah, that's it.
01:07:24.000 This is the only goal to be net zero carbon.
01:07:27.000 So let's let the commercial play and not waste anyone's commercial in military service.
01:07:33.000 So thank you for being here, Nathan.
01:07:34.000 By the way, you know who that is?
01:07:36.000 Yeah.
01:07:37.000 That's Archer.
01:07:38.000 That's the dad and Bob's Burgers.
01:07:41.000 Home videos?
01:07:43.000 Home videos, I believe.
01:07:46.000 Like over there.
01:07:47.000 I fear from my life every second.
01:07:51.000 And it's really the strangest feeling because there's never a moment when you're not constantly hunger.
01:07:58.000 So tell us about your specific injury.
01:08:00.000 How did that happen?
01:08:02.000 Well, it actually started before I was deployed to Afghanistan.
01:08:05.000 The doctors think it started in basic training.
01:08:09.000 I'm sorry, I don't understand it.
01:08:12.000 I'm checking.
01:08:13.000 Were you in a firefight?
01:08:14.000 No, I never was debied.
01:08:16.000 I never made it to Afghanistan.
01:08:17.000 I was not in the war.
01:08:19.000 You didn't go to Afghanistan?
01:08:21.000 No.
01:08:22.000 So you did not sustain your injury during an attack?
01:08:25.000 No, that was from screaming.
01:08:27.000 You lost your voice from screaming.
01:08:29.000 I've been getting ready for bed and brushing my teeth and just thinking about going to war and I would start screaming from being so scared.
01:08:40.000 It's in a kid's park.
01:08:42.000 So you were scared of the idea of war.
01:08:46.000 That's the problem with Jewish comedy. 1.00
01:08:47.000 They're so cheap. 0.88
01:08:47.000 They couldn't even go to a barracks. 0.88
01:08:51.000 How has it been since you've been back from basic training?
01:08:55.000 Very difficult at first.
01:08:58.000 Living with my injury, you know, it took its toll on my relationship and my job.
01:09:03.000 Make sure that you take two pills a day.
01:09:06.000 It could be an each meal.
01:09:07.000 You don't have to eat them before, but just around meal time.
01:09:10.000 Finish out the prescription.
01:09:11.000 Okay.
01:09:11.000 I'm so sorry.
01:09:12.000 I didn't catch that part.
01:09:16.000 Has the military or the veterans administration been supportive of your condition?
01:09:23.000 No, I'm getting no support from either of them.
01:09:25.000 They don't consider pre-traumatic stress disorder a real thing.
01:09:29.000 Pre-traumatic stress disorder.
01:09:34.000 I'm sorry, I couldn't hear that.
01:09:35.000 No, I'm in vain.
01:09:38.000 Sorry, it's just when cars go by, I can't hear you.
01:09:40.000 I understand.
01:09:41.000 It's just a woman. 1.00
01:09:45.000 That helicopter sound must not remind you of what.
01:09:50.000 So they cut, you see that?
01:09:51.000 They cut out the ending, which was the best part.
01:09:53.000 Oh, man.
01:09:54.000 With the veterans?
01:09:55.000 That's really interesting to me.
01:09:57.000 Because that was sort of the beginning.
01:09:58.000 This was way before Trump.
01:10:00.000 This was probably 2012. 0.98
01:10:06.000 And you could see comedy losing its balls right then.
01:10:10.000 The funniest part, which was not anti-soldier, most, I'm sure 100% of the vets who watched this show, including me, would have seen the person with no arm and then that be a screaming guy as a lampooning of weak people and stolen valor and others who haven't really served.
01:10:29.000 That's what when you make fun of someone like that, you're clearly, it's an homage to real brave men who fought in real wars.
01:10:36.000 But it's still offensive to see a limb. 0.99
01:10:38.000 So they fucking pussied out. 0.99
01:10:41.000 Anyway, social dilemma is fascinating because the first two-thirds are all true. 0.99
01:10:47.000 2011, okay?
01:10:48.000 The first two-thirds are all true.
01:10:51.000 And you go, good.
01:10:53.000 Yeah.
01:10:53.000 Hey, kids, this is, you know, you get mad at me when I take your screens away?
01:10:56.000 Here's evidence that those screens are a toxic drug that's driving you insane.
01:11:01.000 And then even show that my favorite part with teenage girl suicides.
01:11:04.000 So now when I'm talking to my daughter and she's like, why are you doing this to me?
01:11:07.000 I'm like, did you see the chart in that movie?
01:11:10.000 Great.
01:11:10.000 First two thirds.
01:11:11.000 Awesome.
01:11:12.000 The last third is propaganda.
01:11:15.000 They talk about one of the dangers of social media is they spread lies like Pizzagate.
01:11:20.000 And I was like, the jury's still out on Pizzagate.
01:11:22.000 I'll wait to see the evidence in either direction.
01:11:25.000 They said it was in the basement.
01:11:26.000 There's no basement.
01:11:27.000 Okay.
01:11:28.000 It was on a different floor then?
01:11:29.000 They were molesting kids?
01:11:30.000 I've seen some of the art that Potters collects, and it's pretty, no, Podesta, that Podesta collects, and it's pretty disturbing.
01:11:38.000 And then they go, climate change. 0.99
01:11:40.000 You know, with this social dilemma shit, these stupid websites, they're convincing people that climate change isn't real. 1.00
01:11:47.000 Okay? 1.00
01:11:49.000 And then third, they go, and, you know, we really need to get young people out to vote.
01:11:53.000 That's really what this is all about.
01:11:54.000 The social dilemma is get out and vote and enact political change.
01:11:58.000 Why?
01:11:58.000 Because I'm addicted to iPhones.
01:12:00.000 How did you get from A to B? 0.98
01:12:01.000 It reminded me of watching TV in Britain, and you were watching a show about the Battle of fucking Waterloo. 0.98
01:12:08.000 And you're sitting there going, there's going to be no President Trump. 0.98
01:12:11.000 No.
01:12:11.000 You're sitting there watching it going, this is fascinating.
01:12:14.000 Wow, I had no idea Churchill was such a dickwad. 0.77
01:12:17.000 And then at the end, they go, and of course, in the age of Trump, and then they have 1980s footage of skinhead Zeke Heiling, and it always comes back to Trump. 0.94
01:12:27.000 Same with this thing.
01:12:29.000 A really good documentary about manipulation.
01:12:32.000 And then it uses its last third to manipulate you.
01:12:34.000 So it was so meta.
01:12:36.000 It was a thing and a thing.
01:12:37.000 They spend two thirds talking about the dangers of brainwashing.
01:12:40.000 And then as they lure you in by talking about luring people in, they brainwash you.
01:12:46.000 Here was another really weird thing in this movie, and it's probably Obama's idea.
01:12:51.000 The dad was black, but the wife and kids were not.
01:12:55.000 There was one Asian-looking chick, and then two white kids, and then a white mom and a black dad. 0.98
01:13:01.000 What happened here? 0.60
01:13:05.000 Did you get divorced from your first white husband after you made your kids, then adopt an Asian chick, then marry a black dude? 0.96
01:13:12.000 That must be real common. 0.89
01:13:16.000 Wait, go back a bit?
01:13:17.000 Were they showing proud boys beating people up?
01:13:20.000 Proud boys are in it for a split second, but they're in everything.
01:13:26.000 Look at that.
01:13:27.000 No Antifa violence.
01:13:29.000 Just mega violence.
01:13:34.000 Yeah, that's the pattern.
01:13:35.000 Huntington Beach, that's real common.
01:13:38.000 Especially now.
01:13:42.000 There's so many clips they were able to get that nice clean clip.
01:13:45.000 Yeah, it isn't slowed down and panning across them.
01:13:49.000 It was so weird watching them talk about luring people.
01:13:52.000 And then my children are with me and I go, okay, guys, I think you can go.
01:13:55.000 Because they hated it.
01:13:55.000 They hate documentaries, of course.
01:13:57.000 And then I go, I think you guys.
01:13:59.000 And you can go upstairs and they're like, yay!
01:14:02.000 Ran away. 1.00
01:14:03.000 Fuckers. 1.00
01:14:04.000 Kids. 1.00
01:14:07.000 This is a little off topic, but I enjoyed it.
01:14:10.000 It's a movie called Beats.
01:14:13.000 I think it was also on Netflix.
01:14:14.000 And it's so Glaswegian, they need subtitles.
01:14:26.000 Criminal justice and public order bill.
01:14:28.000 You heard about that?
01:14:29.000 They're going to make legal gatherings without music wholly or predominantly characterized by the omission of a succession of repetitive beats.
01:14:41.000 Hold on, just pause.
01:14:43.000 This is true.
01:14:44.000 They had a criminal justice bill in the early aughts in the UK that outlawed dancing to electronic music, successive beats, because there was a bunch of illegal raves going on.
01:14:57.000 What's the matter with illegal raves, by the way?
01:14:59.000 There was like one MDMA overdose in all of the Western world.
01:15:04.000 Maybe it's because kids were having fun and partying and no one was getting any tax money out of it.
01:15:10.000 It was a totally independent club scene that happened in a random farmer's field. 1.00
01:15:14.000 Mind your own fucking business. 1.00
01:15:16.000 The farmer got paid. 1.00
01:15:18.000 But Britain made it illegal.
01:15:19.000 We had a similar crazy thing at the exact same time here in New York.
01:15:23.000 They had the cabaret law, where Juliani dusted off a law, the cabaret law from honestly 1842 that said two people can't dance at an establishment that is not sanctioned for dancing.
01:15:39.000 And they, it's from 1926, yeah.
01:15:43.000 They, um, I was a little off.
01:15:45.000 So they would have court, so what Giuliani was trying to do is find out where the dance clubs are and isolate them so he could crack down on drugs. 0.99
01:15:52.000 I mean, he made New York a much better place, but he kind of overdid it with this stupid law. 0.92
01:15:57.000 And so you'd be at a pub or like our bar, Max Fish. 0.99
01:16:00.000 And if two people decided to start dancing, they would have to show up in court.
01:16:05.000 And the place would get a fine, eventually lose their license.
01:16:08.000 There was a place right around there.
01:16:11.000 What the hell was it called? 1.00
01:16:13.000 Fuck, Mercury Lounge, Max Fish. 1.00
01:16:16.000 They had a baby for their logo. 1.00
01:16:18.000 Cartoon baby.
01:16:20.000 I forget what they were called, but they lost their license.
01:16:22.000 They lost their liquor license because they were dancing.
01:16:24.000 And the lawyer would have to reenact their dancing moves in the courtroom. 0.99
01:16:32.000 And is that how you were dancing?
01:16:34.000 Yes, Your Honor.
01:16:34.000 That's how I was shaking it.
01:16:36.000 Well, that's dancing, assholes. 1.00
01:16:38.000 Wham. 0.99
01:16:39.000 So anyway, it was actually really, I mean, it wasn't that rebellious to dance in a bar in New York in the early aughts.
01:16:45.000 You're just shutting the bar down.
01:16:47.000 It was rebellious for a bar owner to let that happen and just throw his savings away.
01:16:52.000 But in Britain, it was a revolutionary thing to do.
01:16:54.000 It sounds absurd 20 years later to say that, but it was incredibly brave.
01:17:02.000 Arlene's Grocery.
01:17:05.000 That was the name of the spot that got shut down.
01:17:09.000 It was really brave to rave.
01:17:13.000 I didn't include it in my book anywhere because it was just like us doing GHB and dancing and making out with chicks all night.
01:17:20.000 This doesn't make for a great story.
01:17:24.000 But yeah, that place, if they're still around, they're only serving orange juice.
01:17:28.000 And that was a major staple of the Lower East Side. 1.00
01:17:33.000 Motherfuckers. 1.00
01:17:34.000 Because they dared to let people dance. 1.00
01:17:37.000 Can you believe that shit? 1.00
01:17:39.000 Anyway, go back to the song. 1.00
01:17:41.000 I mean, the trailer for Boots.
01:17:49.000 Who are you speaking to?
01:17:50.000 Nipte.
01:17:51.000 Nipte.
01:17:52.000 What's that?
01:17:53.000 Nipte.
01:17:53.000 Nobody.
01:17:59.000 So the trailer's all about middle class versus working class, but that doesn't really show up in the movie.
01:18:06.000 And I don't want to ruin it for you, but that kid that you just saw, the middle class kid, he has this deer in the headlights thing in every scene where you're just sort of like, okay, dude, can you just fucking accept that your friends are partying?
01:18:17.000 But I love these kind of youth movies where kids are being rebellious and getting fired and getting into trouble and being brave and never not fighting.
01:18:26.000 Let's get the head party straight.
01:18:30.000 They want to privatize our minds.
01:18:34.000 Keep us in our separate boxes.
01:18:40.000 Raise to the grave the biggest night of your life, Scotland.
01:18:46.000 It's a protest.
01:18:47.000 Friday night.
01:18:49.000 What's the party's about?
01:18:51.000 And I'm going to raise these men up.
01:18:55.000 Donald!
01:18:58.000 Please, mate.
01:19:04.000 Hello, Collins.
01:19:06.000 It's about Jonah.
01:19:07.000 He won't be coming in today.
01:19:09.000 He's uh he's dead.
01:19:12.000 Hi, we're off your gut light.
01:19:14.000 I'll pass that on.
01:19:43.000 See you on the other side.
01:19:48.000 So that's worth checking out.
01:19:49.000 It reminds me of the streets did a song about that, Week Become Heroes, about the club scene, the rave scene.
01:19:57.000 That's 2-7, obviously, the next one. 0.88
01:20:03.000 And it look again, it seems ridiculous 20 years later that it was this brave, empowering thing for fucking 19 and 20-year-olds to go out dancing. 0.97
01:20:14.000 Sorry, I know. 0.98
01:20:15.000 I'm with you. 1.00
01:20:16.000 Sounds stupid. 1.00
01:20:19.000 How old was I? 1.00
01:20:20.000 I was like 31.
01:20:21.000 It was Ryan's age.
01:20:23.000 Although I was there the first time around before it was illegal, obviously.
01:20:40.000 Flight unique, still 16 and feeling horny.
01:20:43.000 Point to the sky, feel free.
01:20:44.000 Gotta get a white horse market.
01:20:51.000 And then at the end of the song, he goes, Out of respect for Johnny Walker, Paul Oakenfold, Nick Holloway, Danny Rampling, and all the people who gave us these times.
01:20:59.000 And to the government, I stick my middle finger up.
01:21:01.000 I'm crying.
01:21:04.000 My voice just broke there because I started to cry.
01:21:06.000 You're moved.
01:21:10.000 I cry for happy things.
01:21:11.000 I don't cry for cycles.
01:21:15.000 For all the heroes out on the way, we all sing.
01:21:18.000 I tear up for happy things. 0.97
01:21:21.000 And then this was alluded to at the Colle-Ins last night, Knots and Crosses, where they imagine a crazy world where blacks are in charge and whites are second-class citizens. 0.98
01:21:35.000 Hmm. 0.98
01:21:37.000 Where could that be?
01:21:39.000 The irony is, this is South Africa today, but it's not Wakanda. 0.97
01:21:44.000 It's a shithole because they kicked out all the competent people. 0.98
01:21:51.000 They have no food because they killed all the farmers. 1.00
01:21:54.000 But there are concentration camps in South Africa where whites are in these little fucking razor wire areas where they're starving to death because they can't get jobs. 1.00
01:22:05.000 So this crazy hypothetical is real, minus the black wealth. 1.00
01:22:11.000 And not as bad.
01:22:12.000 There's no spoiling babies.
01:22:14.000 Yes, yes, yes.
01:22:14.000 And much more just and less sadistic.
01:22:18.000 So do they try to make you empathize for whites that are in this situation?
01:22:22.000 I think what they're doing is, this is the impetus for this show.
01:22:26.000 It's a series, right?
01:22:27.000 Or is it a movie? 1.00
01:22:29.000 You're obviously a racist piece of shit, and you see black people being treated like garbage, and you go, good. 1.00
01:22:35.000 They're fucking shitheads. 1.00
01:22:37.000 Now someone switches it, and all of a sudden your stupid racist brain goes, wait a minute, those guys are like me. 1.00
01:22:43.000 Now it's mean. 1.00
01:22:44.000 Now I don't like it. 1.00
01:22:46.000 Fuck you. 1.00
01:22:47.000 So that movie is calling you a racist, basically, and saying you can't empathize with blacks who are suffering. 1.00
01:22:54.000 Fuck you. 1.00
01:22:55.000 Finally, this came up. 1.00
01:22:58.000 You know the chick who was in that OJ movie? 1.00
01:23:01.000 Someone's dug up an old...
01:23:03.000 I think it was Vincent...
01:23:05.000 What's his name?
01:23:06.000 Wasn't it Josh?
01:23:08.000 Josh LaCash?
01:23:10.000 Maybe it was Josh.
01:23:11.000 The scene from that instant James.
01:23:12.000 The Red Elephants Guy is who I heard it from.
01:23:14.000 Oh, okay.
01:23:14.000 It was on the Red Elephants Instagram.
01:23:16.000 But it's a short film starring that chick who's in all that stuff. 0.64
01:23:21.000 And go back, go back.
01:23:22.000 Where's it filming?
01:23:23.000 I'm going to look for the clip. 1.00
01:23:24.000 I am the clip, Penis. 0.99
01:23:29.000 So what year was this? 0.98
01:23:30.000 2011.
01:23:31.000 Directed by Jacob Chase.
01:23:33.000 And there's that chick. 1.00
01:23:35.000 Neil LeBuke.
01:23:36.000 And a slice of life starring Sarah Paulson and Wes Bentley.
01:23:40.000 That sounds fun.
01:23:42.000 And this sort of goes back to what I'm noticing with jokes, by the way.
01:23:46.000 Like that away thing where hear me out here.
01:23:54.000 I was talking a long time about SNL and how they want to do offensive jokes.
01:23:58.000 And I love offensive jokes. 0.81
01:23:59.000 But you can't do race, you can't do Jews, Muslims, you can't do blacks, you can't do packies, chinks, whatever. 1.00
01:24:06.000 You can't tell any of those.
01:24:06.000 So the only group you can offend are the ones that can't fight back and won't boycott you, and those are children.
01:24:11.000 Now, if all the offensive jokes existed together, the children jokes would be fine. 0.99
01:24:15.000 Oh, you fucked your baby, whatever, blah, blah, blah. 1.00
01:24:17.000 It's equally offensive. 1.00
01:24:19.000 It's all the same.
01:24:19.000 But now that that's just the only joke, there's this really tangible anti-kid thing going on.
01:24:26.000 And that's why I think that away thing, Hilary Swank goes to space, was so popular because fuck, who cares? 0.99
01:24:33.000 Go ahead, leave your kid for four years. 0.99
01:24:35.000 There's nothing wrong with that.
01:24:37.000 Nothing wrong with that.
01:24:40.000 That's cool.
01:24:41.000 And so it's not just in comedy, it's in the plots for movies.
01:24:45.000 And I think this has been going on for a long time.
01:24:48.000 Political correctness has knocked down all the other targets.
01:24:52.000 You know, these little things you hit at the county fair, and now you just see a kid there.
01:24:56.000 So now the county fair is saying, hit a kid, throw it at a kid.
01:25:00.000 And that's evident not just in a way where they poo-poo a mother's maternal instincts, but in this movie where I thought it was dubbed, but hold on to your hat.
01:25:09.000 And if you have kids around, I would get them out of the room now because you're about to puke. 1.00
01:25:22.000 Was that man trying to date you?
01:25:25.000 No.
01:25:27.000 I bet he was pizza, which is probably the pick one.
01:25:29.000 He wasn't.
01:25:31.000 It looked like it from up there that he was trying to ask you out.
01:25:35.000 He wasn't.
01:25:36.000 So please stop.
01:25:38.000 It is.
01:25:39.000 Ask me about the pizza and other stuff about this place.
01:25:43.000 He was so asking you out.
01:25:45.000 Stop now, please. 1.00
01:25:48.000 But honestly, next time, let's just stay at your house and fuck. 1.00
01:25:52.000 It's a lot more fun when you do that, okay? 1.00
01:26:01.000 Wait, she nodded.
01:26:02.000 I haven't seen that before.
01:26:04.000 Hand holding.
01:26:07.000 Cute music.
01:26:11.000 You know that meme where the guy's going...
01:26:16.000 Yeah.
01:26:16.000 I am that meme right now.
01:26:19.000 When I first saw it, my brain couldn't digest it.
01:26:21.000 And I went, oh, that was brilliant.
01:26:22.000 They dubbed a kid's voice in the whole track.
01:26:25.000 So when they make up that fake ending, it looks totally real.
01:26:30.000 And then I watched it again and went, ah, that Israel. 0.87
01:26:33.000 That resembles a place in the Middle East for Jews. 0.92
01:26:39.000 In other words, that Israel. 0.85
01:26:44.000 Okay, that's it for the movie roundup.
01:26:46.000 I also saw Magnificent Seven, the new one, which is amazing.
01:26:50.000 And I can't remember if I've talked to you about this before, have I?
01:26:53.000 It's a cool movie from 1960 with Yo Brenner, and it's about these Wild West bandits. 0.98
01:26:57.000 It's actually a remake of Seven Samurais, where these Japanese samurais go and save this small town that was getting destroyed by these evil fucking bandits. 0.87
01:27:06.000 So the Wild West version, 1960, Yo Brenner, a bunch of white dudes like the Wild West was, go in and save the town from the bad guys. 0.97
01:27:15.000 Got it.
01:27:15.000 It became a clash song.
01:27:17.000 The Magnificent Seven.
01:27:21.000 In the remake, it's got to be multicultural.
01:27:23.000 Oh, you did talk about this.
01:27:25.000 Really?
01:27:26.000 So Denzel Washington and the Asian dude? 1.00
01:27:29.000 This wasn't just Nankumi, I mentioned it here.
01:27:31.000 They have to keep explaining why everyone's here.
01:27:33.000 Why is the Asian guy there? 1.00
01:27:35.000 Because he rescued Denzel Washington in Shanghai.
01:27:37.000 Oh, yeah, I did talk about this.
01:27:39.000 Look at it.
01:27:40.000 Black cowboys. 1.00
01:27:43.000 And then they reiterate that stupid myth that there was more black cowboys than white cowboys. 1.00
01:27:48.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
01:27:49.000 Where's the Chinaman? 1.00
01:27:53.000 Wait, that's not the movie.
01:27:54.000 That's the new one.
01:27:55.000 It does say 2016, too.
01:27:56.000 This is Red Herring.
01:27:58.000 You got Duke Boy. 1.00
01:28:00.000 Shit. 1.00
01:28:00.000 Alright, so that's all my movies to check out. 1.00
01:28:04.000 Here it is.
01:28:05.000 Most of them are movies you should not check out.
01:28:07.000 Infidel and Beats. 0.99
01:28:10.000 Oh, there's the drink.
01:28:12.000 Like, why did they have to add?
01:28:15.000 And I think part of adding the black guy is there's a lot of different things there, but like, black people need to feel included.
01:28:21.000 I don't need to feel included in the movie Car Wash.
01:28:25.000 And you add a random white dude at the Harlem Car Wash.
01:28:28.000 I doubt that I wasn't there.
01:28:31.000 All right, let's check out some.
01:28:49.000 Max Kellerman, his brother, was killed by boxer James the Hammer Butler. 0.99
01:28:53.000 Pretty fucked up. 0.99
01:28:54.000 His brother was also a cuckold who paid the toll. 1.00
01:28:58.000 What are you talking about?
01:29:11.000 Am I supposed to know who Max Kellerman is?
01:29:13.000 That sounds familiar.
01:29:22.000 James Butler Jr. is an American former light heavyweight boxer and USBA super middleweight champion.
01:29:29.000 In 2004, Butler was arrested for the murder.
01:29:32.000 What is the next link?
01:29:35.000 He's got some boring story we have to research.
01:29:41.000 Butler was a boxer nicknamed the Hammer who got famous for a cheap shot.
01:29:45.000 He punched a guy after a match. 0.99
01:29:46.000 His career went to shit, and he was living on Sam Kellerman's couch. 1.00
01:29:50.000 When Kellerman told him to leave, he killed him with a fucking hammer and tried to burn down the place. 1.00
01:29:57.000 Okay. 0.99
01:29:58.000 Did we mention something like this?
01:30:00.000 What are you talking about?
01:30:02.000 I will look up that story, sir.
01:30:03.000 Thank you for your service.
01:30:07.000 This is from David for Gary.
01:30:09.000 Okay, cool.
01:30:10.000 It seems to be just audio, but we'll get to that.
01:30:13.000 Hey, Gary, that's another one I won't do.
01:30:16.000 Good stuff.
01:30:16.000 Robert Kern.
01:30:18.000 I started watching the Sopranos after hearing you guys talk about it all the time.
01:30:21.000 I clipped two essential Tony Soprano clips.
01:30:23.000 I couldn't help think of GML after watching them.
01:30:25.000 And they are...
01:30:26.000 Clip number one.
01:30:28.000 Postabloy.
01:30:28.000 Is that what you mean?
01:30:30.000 Take the money.
01:30:30.000 You go whack it up with the foundation.
01:30:32.000 Yeah.
01:30:33.000 Foundation.
01:30:34.000 No, that's...
01:30:35.000 When would we use that?
01:30:36.000 In what context?
01:30:37.000 I need a haircut.
01:30:38.000 Look at this little wing.
01:30:46.000 Delicate situation.
01:30:48.000 There it is.
01:30:48.000 That's the classic one.
01:30:50.000 We were looking for that for a while.
01:30:54.000 Whoa, that's like art right there.
01:30:55.000 Look at this freeze frame.
01:30:57.000 There's a blend between a fade between Polly and Tony And their eyes are like their one eye is in the same place.
01:31:04.000 Weird.
01:31:05.000 It's kind of sick. 1.00
01:31:06.000 This guy keeps sending the same fucking letter. 1.00
01:31:10.000 But let's read it. 1.00
01:31:10.000 He wants me to read it in a British accent. 1.00
01:31:13.000 His name's James.
01:31:14.000 I know women cry more than men because men are terrible at reading emotions from a chick's face.
01:31:18.000 Women are good at reading facial expressions because they're raising children. 1.00
01:31:21.000 Blah, blah, blah. 1.00
01:31:22.000 That being said, why female voice is so fucking annoying? 1.00
01:31:26.000 I can barely put up with two women talking to one another, let alone a whole group of them. 1.00
01:31:30.000 I want to fuck some sunglasses wearing heels. 1.00
01:31:32.000 Read my name and peace out. 1.00
01:31:34.000 James Scrivener.
01:31:35.000 All right, James.
01:31:37.000 I guess I'll tell you why women's voices are annoying. 1.00
01:31:40.000 They're not.
01:31:40.000 They're not annoying when they're normal.
01:31:42.000 Hi, how are you?
01:31:43.000 How was your day?
01:31:44.000 But when they get wasted, which they're not supposed to do, they get this shrill screaming thing.
01:31:48.000 And the next thing you know, you want to blow your brains out.
01:31:50.000 That's God telling you women don't belong in bars. 1.00
01:31:54.000 Dear Gavin and idiot that can't Google. 1.00
01:31:58.000 Who's that? 1.00
01:32:00.000 I don't know.
01:32:00.000 Let's use process of elimination.
01:32:02.000 I'll Google it.
01:32:03.000 I'm a big fan of the show, but I absolutely detest misinformation.
01:32:06.000 This is largely why I bent to the left.
01:32:07.000 They are too intellectually dishonest to bear.
01:32:09.000 It's also why I'm disappointed to report that clip of Biden using a teleprompter and then being surprised by the interviewer is unfortunately a misrepresentation of what happened.
01:32:18.000 He was actually responding to a TV that was showing a pre-recorded video of a Hispanic woman asking an immigration question.
01:32:26.000 He was not reading a teleprompter.
01:32:29.000 Oh, okay.
01:32:30.000 That's very interesting.
01:32:32.000 Actually, when we announced that we were going to be speaking with you, Telemundo viewers were interested in asking you questions, and I think it'd be great if they could address you and ask some of the first questions, and you're the first one.
01:32:45.000 Yeah.
01:32:46.000 Okay.
01:32:49.000 Senor Biden, was they Obama still?
01:32:51.000 Mr. Biden, you and Obama are responsible for a record-breaking number of immigrants being deported.
01:32:57.000 How can you guarantee us that this will not continue happening?
01:33:00.000 Okay, we stand corrected.
01:33:01.000 It took much time to get it right.
01:33:05.000 We made a mistake, and I want everyone to know that that does not reflect the nature of this network.
01:33:12.000 It's not who I am as a person, and it's not who censored TV aspires to be on a regular basis.
01:33:19.000 I apologize if my mistake hurt anyone.
01:33:22.000 I deeply regret the harm that it may have caused them, and I hope they accept my sincerest apology.
01:33:30.000 If this is the end of the network and this show, I bid you adieu.
01:33:34.000 We had a great run, and I have nothing but fond memories of my time here at my own network.
01:33:41.000 Well, what is actually funny is he's talking to it like it's a live video, but it's a pre-recorded video.
01:33:46.000 So he's like talking to it as if it's on Skype.
01:33:49.000 Well, the reason why we did that...
01:33:51.000 All right, let's see.
01:33:51.000 How can you guarantee us that this will not continue happening in our communities?
01:33:56.000 It took much too long to get it right.
01:33:58.000 She can't hear you.
01:34:00.000 Period.
01:34:00.000 Number one.
01:34:01.000 Number two, but notice how she's not nodding or moving.
01:34:05.000 She's very still.
01:34:06.000 How are you feeling today in terms of this president?
01:34:09.000 Everything he's done.
01:34:11.000 She can't answer you, sir.
01:34:12.000 See, you notice?
01:34:13.000 I nailed it so well, she's speechless.
01:34:15.000 She's sitting there frozen, almost like a paused video.
01:34:18.000 Don't forget to breathe, honey.
01:34:24.000 That's why he's interrupting.
01:34:25.000 He's like, sir.
01:34:27.000 P.S. I'm amazed at how terrible Ryan is at Googling.
01:34:30.000 Ryan, when you Google, do not fucking type your own personal description of the web page. 0.95
01:34:35.000 Instead, type the unique words that appear on the web page. 0.96
01:34:39.000 It's that easy.
01:34:42.000 I should undergo some Google training or something like that.
01:34:44.000 I'm willing to do that.
01:34:47.000 You'd be the only one.
01:34:51.000 Wait, why are these coming?
01:34:52.000 Are you flagging these with weird flags?
01:34:54.000 I just flagged that one.
01:34:55.000 Why?
01:34:56.000 So I wouldn't lose it.
01:34:58.000 Lose skipping some Gary ones.
01:35:00.000 Otherwise, it's hard to keep up.
01:35:02.000 Hey, Gary!
01:35:04.000 Oh, that's a Gary one.
01:35:05.000 Okay.
01:35:06.000 What gave that away?
01:35:08.000 So I...
01:35:10.000 I see what you're doing now.
01:35:12.000 Yes.
01:35:13.000 This is Shane.
01:35:14.000 I started a playlist, GOML, by Shane.
01:35:17.000 Can people find this?
01:35:20.000 Good question.
01:35:21.000 Well, I don't really get how to use Spotify in a sharing way.
01:35:26.000 Same.
01:35:27.000 So I assume seeing that name, Shane Van Natter, and the playlist, you can get to it.
01:35:32.000 Right.
01:35:35.000 Here's someone who sent an interesting thing.
01:35:36.000 Michelle.
01:35:38.000 Hey, Gavin Ryan, I just got this when trying to buy your new shirt.
01:35:42.000 And it says, did you mean censored.tv?
01:35:47.000 You know what's fun when people send you screen grabs?
01:35:49.000 You get to see what they look at.
01:35:50.000 Tons of tabs.
01:35:51.000 So she's got Wikipedia, two Infowars. 0.80
01:35:54.000 She's got censored, two censored.tvs, IMDb, a bunch of blogs, I guess, some YouTubes, bunch of blacks. 1.00
01:36:01.000 Some Facebook and...
01:36:03.000 Interesting.
01:36:04.000 No Twitter.
01:36:06.000 There's a Twitter.
01:36:06.000 Oh yeah, there's Twitter.
01:36:08.000 No Instagram?
01:36:09.000 Is that WordPress or Wikipedia?
01:36:11.000 The site you just tried to visit looks fake. 0.99
01:36:13.000 Thanks a lot, jerks. 1.00
01:36:14.000 Damn. 1.00
01:36:15.000 You have hurt me today. 1.00
01:36:17.000 Sure have.
01:36:17.000 Attackers sometimes mimic sites by making small, hard-to-see changes in the URL.
01:36:23.000 They really are out to fucking get us, aren't they?
01:36:28.000 Jonah, dear Gavin, thanks for pointing out the clothes actors are wearing on TV shows are all new. 0.99
01:36:33.000 I can't stop seeing it.
01:36:35.000 P.S. Ryan is a fag. 1.00
01:36:36.000 What fucker said that? 1.00
01:36:39.000 I did. 1.00
01:36:40.000 I called you a fag, and I'm calling you a fag. 1.00
01:36:42.000 They're throwing themselves into the road gladly. 1.00
01:36:45.000 Hey, Gavin Fag. 0.99
01:36:47.000 During Tuesday's show, you mentioned something about China sending chemical warfare weather balloons over as a metaphor for the China virus.
01:36:53.000 It was actually a metaphor for fentanyl, which made me think of the Japanese Fugo balloon attack on the U.S. from 44 to 45.
01:37:01.000 I don't know if you knew about this already.
01:37:03.000 Yes, I did.
01:37:03.000 Jim Gold schooled me on it.
01:37:06.000 And he was talking about the incredible ways we have used chemical warfare on our own people, and especially Asians have used it on their own people as experiments and attacks. 1.00
01:37:16.000 Since most Americans don't even know, since it is never taught in school, the Japanese sent over 9,300 hydrogen balloons, all armed with firebombs, across the Pacific Ocean to hit the U.S., Canada, and Mexico.
01:37:28.000 The balloons were almost successful, killing only six Americans, despite over 300 balloons found all over North America.
01:37:35.000 The most recent one found in 2019.
01:37:37.000 Each time a balloon was found during the war, the government would come in, clean up the scene, and force everyone who knew about it to keep quiet.
01:37:43.000 The government did an excellent job covering it up since the Japanese thought the attack was a total failure.
01:37:48.000 Just thought you might want to look into this.
01:37:53.000 It was a total failure if you only killed six people.
01:37:56.000 To be able to float to a moment.
01:37:58.000 It's no great leap forward.
01:38:00.000 It killed 80 million.
01:38:01.000 Great leap forward. 1.00
01:38:04.000 Yeah, what the fuck is that? 0.99
01:38:05.000 Billy Bragg's numbers to come up with exactly what I'm saying. 0.98
01:38:08.000 You didn't sing it anything even close to the way the song is.
01:38:11.000 I haven't heard it in a long time.
01:38:13.000 Then don't sing it on a show when people are recording it.
01:38:17.000 Great leap forward.
01:38:19.000 How does it really go?
01:38:25.000 This is from Phil.
01:38:28.000 Guessing I'm in it in.
01:38:29.000 So he's one of the choruses.
01:38:36.000 First hurdle.
01:38:39.000 He's got an equivalent.
01:38:40.000 I offer him to emband.
01:38:43.000 No, he just coming up.
01:38:48.000 Embarrassment to my usual excuses.
01:38:52.000 While looking down the corridor out to where the band is waiting.
01:38:57.000 I'm looking for the right people.
01:39:03.000 See? 1.00
01:39:04.000 That's how stupid you are. 1.00
01:39:06.000 This is from Phil. 1.00
01:39:09.000 The echo, they're discussing our terrible calling system.
01:39:13.000 The echo has to be some digital hardware latency issue.
01:39:17.000 Correct.
01:39:17.000 Proof of this gets better when Captain of the Fag Zone shuts a bunch of things down.
01:39:22.000 In other words, you're asking hardware and software to convert analog things like your mic signals and phone calls into the digital domain, and this takes processing time.
01:39:30.000 You should take a look at doing your mixing in the analog domain before it's converted to digital.
01:39:36.000 Analog is latency-free.
01:39:38.000 I don't know what that means.
01:39:39.000 Well, we should have a, like what they have at Compound.
01:39:43.000 They got the, like a real phone line. 1.00
01:39:46.000 But we looked into that and that was a fucking pain in the ass. 1.00
01:39:48.000 That's a whole thing. 1.00
01:39:48.000 Well, at our new studio, that'll be ESPs. 1.00
01:39:50.000 Sure, sure, sure.
01:39:52.000 But there's a phone line here.
01:39:55.000 Sure.
01:39:55.000 But those phones with the multiple, that you have to have, I think, different lines for each line that you have.
01:40:02.000 There was something, we looked into it, and there was something that turned both of us off.
01:40:05.000 We're like, oh, that's nice.
01:40:06.000 I think I remember seeing like a massive bill.
01:40:08.000 It was a pain.
01:40:09.000 All right, let's wrap this up, folks.
01:40:11.000 This is from Morgan.
01:40:12.000 Hello, good sir.
01:40:12.000 Can you tell us about surviving in the city?
01:40:14.000 What's the best way to panhandle?
01:40:15.000 It's Gary.
01:40:16.000 Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
01:40:17.000 And they put video question, but no video.
01:40:19.000 I thought that was weird.
01:40:20.000 What the flip?
01:40:21.000 Panhandling?
01:40:23.000 That's not my area of expertise.
01:40:24.000 Oh, so it looks like we got a lot for Gary's next mailbag.
01:40:27.000 That's good.
01:40:28.000 I hope you can track him down.
01:40:30.000 He's actually pretty low on dose, who seems to be knocking on the studio door quite a bit.
01:40:36.000 Quite a bit.
01:40:36.000 That's great.
01:40:37.000 Bringing up milk, cake, beans, and peanut butter.
01:40:43.000 Things we all need.
01:40:45.000 Speaking of Jerry Nadler, I guess this is a relative of his. 1.00
01:40:50.000 She seems to be having the same issues and conducting a high-speed chase on her birthday full of shit. 1.00
01:40:58.000 I'm waiting to see if you have warrants through Woods County and where do you think I was going? 0.99
01:41:05.000 Huh?
01:41:05.000 You said it's my fing birthday.
01:41:07.000 When did you just let me go?
01:41:10.000 Because I know your license is suspended.
01:41:13.000 I won't drive no more, man. 0.86
01:41:14.000 Can I please call me a poop?
01:41:16.000 You have warrants through Woods County and they're coming to get you.
01:41:18.000 No, they're not. 0.97
01:41:19.000 This is, you know, she's lying because women don't poop. 1.00
01:41:24.000 Pooping you out, man. 0.99
01:41:25.000 You could have already been on your way to jail.
01:41:27.000 Yeah, not pooping me. 0.98
01:41:32.000 Poop. 0.97
01:41:33.000 Get fired. 0.98
01:41:34.000 Get in trouble.
01:41:35.000 Be brave.
01:41:36.000 And never stop fighting. 0.98
01:41:53.000 See you post no crap. 0.99
01:41:54.000 Most of y'all need a faux flags. 0.99
01:41:56.000 The skinny bob get a different job.
01:41:58.000 Yeah, I'll be that guinea wob. 0.58
01:41:59.000 That'll beat you down like them city cops. 1.00
01:42:02.000 Motherfuckers fruity like some dippin' dots. 1.00
01:42:04.000 Then I got them comic killers loaded. 1.00