Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E20 - [2020-10-05 - S03E20 -]

00:00:27.000 It was the Bed Brains and their song Band in DC from their second album, Rock for Light, Roque Rochelle pour de Lumière.

00:00:39.000 1983, that came out.

00:00:42.000 They were like a funk band, and they weren't really punk just blew up in the late 70s, early 80s.

00:00:49.000 So they, all right, we'll try punk rock.

00:00:51.000 I don't think their hearts were in it.

00:00:53.000 I think I saw the guitarist Daryl Jennifer say, I never really liked, I never really had fun after that first show.

00:01:02.000 And then HR was into reggae.

00:01:03.000 Anyway, we played band in DC because we were just back from DC and we're obviously banned.

00:01:09.000 You'll notice that a desk is replete with souvenirs, including the Millennia mug and some sort of bald eagle, snow globe that's a glitter globe, Secret Service truck.

00:01:22.000 I got this for my son, and he played with it for about one minute.

00:01:26.000 I said, so you're done with that?

00:01:28.000 And he goes, yeah.

00:01:29.000 I am done.

00:01:30.000 You're done.

00:01:30.000 I'm done.

00:01:31.000 And then I got this for my daughter, who's, you know, like all normal daughters, probably hates Trump.

00:01:36.000 We don't discuss it.

00:01:37.000 So there were some flops.

00:01:39.000 But I did get, we went to a thrift store and I saw this t-shirt with like a million Mickey Mouses on it.

00:01:46.000 It was a sweatshirt from the 80s.

00:01:48.000 And I thought, oh, my daughter will love that.

00:01:50.000 So I got it and I put it in a pile.

00:01:52.000 And, you know, the family's running around.

00:01:54.000 I didn't have time to say, here's, it's Christmas.

00:01:56.000 Dad's back from DC.

00:01:58.000 Here's your thing.

00:01:59.000 Here's your thing.

00:02:00.000 And then I saw my wife was wearing it and thrilled that I was thinking about her and that I got her aesthetic.

00:02:05.000 She showed up at my boys, my other boys.

00:02:07.000 There was the young boy who was bored of this at seven, but the 12-year-old was playing baseball and I was there.

00:02:12.000 And she rolls up like, my husband still gets me.

00:02:16.000 I went, all right, you like the sweatshirt?

00:02:18.000 All right.

00:02:20.000 Because that was for you.

00:02:22.000 As was the plan.

00:02:26.000 Today's book is a graphic novel by Jeffrey Brown.

00:02:29.000 Jeffrey Brown was a kid who went to Chicago art school and he was kind of a hoity-toity rich kid, upper middle class, doing classic paintings and landscapes and very fancy.

00:02:42.000 And then he goes, I think I like comic books.

00:02:45.000 Now he does children's comic books because he has a kid.

00:02:49.000 And it's sort of like when actors have kids, they want to be in kids' movies.

00:02:52.000 So now, actually, stop.

00:02:54.000 I'm actually reading this book to my kid right now.

00:02:58.000 Oh, no, it's a different Lucy and Andy Neanderthal.

00:03:00.000 But it's weird because he has this autobio background where he talks about losing his virginity and doing drugs and naked chicks and whatever.

00:03:09.000 In a very low-key beta male cartoonist way.

00:03:12.000 These guys, I was a cartoonist when I was a young man.

00:03:15.000 And I was the only one to do stories about like banging abroad and doing Coke and then falling, get in a fight.

00:03:20.000 They're all like, I listened to the music.

00:03:23.000 It was my favorite band.

00:03:24.000 And then my girl kissed me.

00:03:25.000 I didn't know what to do.

00:03:28.000 They're actually naturally predisposed for children's books.

00:03:31.000 But it's weird that a children's book writer has this sex past where he's got sex in stories.

00:03:39.000 That's not him.

00:03:41.000 But him was below that.

00:03:43.000 I think that's him, yeah.

00:03:48.000 What a sweet, sweet angel he is.

00:03:50.000 So yeah, we're back from D.C. We got some souvenirs.

00:03:53.000 We also went to the White House because we know Donald Trump and he was not there.

00:03:58.000 So I just stood at the podium and I just, I did a speech that you're probably going to see on the news where I said, calm down.

00:04:07.000 Everything's.

00:04:08.000 And then people said, you know what?

00:04:09.000 You don't look like him.

00:04:10.000 You don't sound like him.

00:04:11.000 Let's have your friend Ryan come up and just do the audio.

00:04:17.000 And then I said, okay, well, then why does he have to stand at a podium?

00:04:20.000 And they said, it would be best.

00:04:22.000 And then Ryan did, did I send you the video?

00:04:25.000 Oh, okay.

00:04:25.000 Let's hear it.

00:04:29.000 Sir, what about the swansford.tv?

00:04:32.000 A great question.

00:04:32.000 Censor TV.

00:04:33.000 Wait, I didn't, wait, stop.

00:04:34.000 You're a ventriloquist?

00:04:36.000 You didn't even see the lips move.

00:04:38.000 No, that was good.

00:04:39.000 You have a talent we didn't know about.

00:04:40.000 Correct.

00:04:41.000 Ventriloquism.

00:04:43.000 Let's see.

00:04:45.000 Sir, what about the swansfire.tv?

00:04:47.000 A great question.

00:04:48.000 Censore TV is funny.

00:04:50.000 It's a fun place.

00:04:52.000 Lots of great people.

00:04:53.000 Look it up.

00:04:53.000 I mean, we can look into it.

00:04:55.000 It's a lot of great things, frankly, but you, next.

00:04:58.000 What different shows does it have?

00:05:00.000 They got Biggs Soph.

00:05:02.000 You know, we went over it.

00:05:03.000 There's a lot of stuff.

00:05:04.000 We thought you went to Biggs first.

00:05:05.000 When people say what shows do you have.

00:05:07.000 Anyway, it's just a commercial we shot at some place.

00:05:10.000 Frankly.

00:05:11.000 DC was fun.

00:05:12.000 You've obviously seen our band in DC censored.tv presents.

00:05:16.000 You saw that's on the site.

00:05:17.000 I thought I'd give you an episode two because there's just so much going on.

00:05:21.000 We're the number one talked about thing in the world.

00:05:26.000 Wait, what's that?

00:05:27.000 Pepe frog?

00:05:29.000 Stand back.

00:05:30.000 Stand by.

00:05:31.000 This terrible Pepe drawing.

00:05:36.000 New York Post today is pretty New York-centric talking about de Blasio screwing up the schools.

00:05:44.000 I mean, remember we had that guy, John McCaffey on.

00:05:48.000 He says, it doesn't matter who the leader is.

00:05:50.000 He's just sitting in the front of the train.

00:05:52.000 It's the train that's deciding where this country goes.

00:05:56.000 He just happens to be in the front seat.

00:05:58.000 I think that is an intelligent look at the presidency.

00:06:02.000 And I think he's got a lot right there.

00:06:06.000 But I don't know if it's true of mayorship because de Blasio has totally destroyed New York City.

00:06:15.000 I think mayors have a lot of power and can do a lot of shit.

00:06:19.000 Oh, we got these shirts too.

00:06:20.000 But Ryan lost his.

00:06:24.000 But the mayor, the head of the public schools, they're both fuckhead socialist morons who are obsessed with affirmative action and race and punishing everyone else.

00:06:36.000 They ruined New York.

00:06:37.000 They did a really good job of fucking up.

00:06:40.000 And of course, this is yesterday's news, literally, yesterday's news.

00:06:43.000 I'll be back soon, I'll be back, and he's back.

00:06:48.000 I think I can now confess that I was a tiny bit scared.

00:06:52.000 Kumia got me fucking scared.

00:06:55.000 He goes, this is how people die.

00:06:57.000 You hear about how healthy they are and how everything's okay and not to worry.

00:07:02.000 That's what problems are.

00:07:04.000 You know something's up when someone, just like an animal house, where he's saying, Kevin Bacon is saying, stay calm.

00:07:10.000 All is well.

00:07:11.000 Stay calm.

00:07:12.000 That's when you know it's bad.

00:07:14.000 And he left today at 6.30 p.m.

00:07:17.000 Don't let it dominate your life.

00:07:20.000 With a success rate, every time I look up the success rate, I'm stunned.

00:07:25.000 99.98.

00:07:28.000 You know what?

00:07:29.000 From now on, if anything is 99.98, in this head, it's 100.

00:07:35.000 Use this condom.

00:07:36.000 It has a 99.98% chance of working.

00:07:40.000 That's 100.

00:07:42.000 If you go out today and you ride your motorcycle, you have a 99.98% survival chance.

00:07:49.000 I'm speeding.

00:07:51.000 Here's a gun.

00:07:52.000 I'm going to put it to your head.

00:07:53.000 The odds are 99.98 the bullet will not go, it will not shoot.

00:07:58.000 Okay, click.

00:08:00.000 It'll do it.

00:08:04.000 Before we get into all these, this news, we were there.

00:08:08.000 I got to say, I'm not a fan of the word Bethesda.

00:08:13.000 Clunky.

00:08:14.000 Yucky.

00:08:15.000 Yeah.

00:08:15.000 Reminds me of Baphomet.

00:08:17.000 It's satanic.

00:08:18.000 Too biblical.

00:08:20.000 It needs vowels.

00:08:21.000 It's set on like the TH there.

00:08:23.000 Bethesda?

00:08:25.000 It's not fun to say.

00:08:26.000 I don't like spelling it.

00:08:27.000 I'd never been.

00:08:29.000 Never.

00:08:29.000 New York.

00:08:30.000 Oh, I just said an inside joke with myself.

00:08:32.000 There was this dude, A-Ron, we called him.

00:08:35.000 Aaron.

00:08:36.000 And back in the early aughts, he was a model for Supreme, the skateboard company.

00:08:39.000 He was a freckle-faced Puerto Rican. 1.00

00:08:44.000 He might have been on crack, but we used to do a radio show with American Apparel.

00:08:48.000 And he's running around talking, and he was just like, no, it's a dude.

00:08:52.000 A-Ron Supreme.

00:08:54.000 Well, that is a dude, but...

00:08:55.000 That is not the dude.

00:08:56.000 What did you Google, you fucking tart?

00:08:58.000 Aaron Supreme model.

00:09:00.000 And then I put Freckles.

00:09:02.000 Okay.

00:09:02.000 A-Ron.

00:09:04.000 Anyway, we're feeding him beers and stuff, and we were drinking Presidente, and he's like, so I get in there, I'm freaking out, and I hand him a beer, and he's like, yo, Presidente, Dominican beer, never been.

00:09:15.000 Ever since that day, we always, every time we talk about a place we haven't seen, we say, never been.

00:09:20.000 Anyway, that's a fucking boring tangent.

00:09:24.000 Did you find him?

00:09:24.000 No.

00:09:25.000 Really?

00:09:26.000 Skateboarder?

00:09:27.000 I don't know.

00:09:29.000 What's his last name?

00:09:30.000 I think he got me too'd.

00:09:31.000 Ooh.

00:09:33.000 Me pooed.

00:09:34.000 Are you doing a dash for A-Ron?

00:09:36.000 Yep.

00:09:37.000 A-R-O-N. 1.00

00:09:38.000 Yep.

00:09:40.000 Damn shame.

00:09:43.000 The Gavin Doodles auction is done.

00:09:46.000 $4,700.

00:09:48.000 We raised that much money for the Kinsman Family and Max Hare's appeal, which is still plodding along.

00:09:58.000 How much did that one go for?

00:09:59.000 It sucks.

00:10:01.000 Problem when I do these is I'm usually drunk.

00:10:04.000 Let me see that one?

00:10:05.000 Two terms?

00:10:05.000 How much did that one go for?

00:10:06.000 Go down.

00:10:08.000 On the two screens.

00:10:09.000 $700.

00:10:10.000 Nice.

00:10:12.000 That's interesting.

00:10:13.000 Look at that.

00:10:14.000 Terrible Rolling Stones, $160.

00:10:15.000 Prison Art, $75.

00:10:18.000 Please don't be...

00:10:19.000 Look, they're all pretty okay.

00:10:23.000 How much was that?

00:10:25.000 $200 for the MAGA art.

00:10:26.000 Red pilled, $95.

00:10:29.000 Prison Art with the Butt did pretty good.

00:10:31.000 $300.

00:10:32.000 What about the Delaware?

00:10:33.000 $250.

00:10:34.000 John did not hit it out of the park.

00:10:35.000 Delaware is $5.25.

00:10:37.000 Oh, $5.25.

00:10:38.000 Oh, yeah.

00:10:40.000 I can't believe someone bought that shitty Kelly. 0.58

00:10:43.000 I feel like redrawing it.

00:10:46.000 Keep going down, though.

00:10:48.000 Big hand, $145, $350, $150.

00:10:52.000 So the moral of the story is...

00:10:54.000 Wait, wait, what was the get-fired one?

00:10:57.000 $350, huh?

00:10:59.000 So the moral of the story seems to be here.

00:11:01.000 If you're going to follow the market, supply and demand.

00:11:05.000 Direct references to the show seem to do well.

00:11:07.000 And anything Trump-related that I draw seems to do well.

00:11:12.000 So we have Donald Trump, just the words coming out.

00:11:17.000 All right.

00:11:17.000 So our trip.

00:11:20.000 Fun stuff.

00:11:21.000 You know what's cool about technology now?

00:11:23.000 Road trips aren't a bummer.

00:11:25.000 Four hours in the car doesn't bother me because, for example, we were listening to Mark Norman in the car.

00:11:36.000 And I'm listening to it going, first of all, he's a beta male, so it's a lot of shit.

00:11:40.000 And this is a big thing with comedy now about how, I'm a total coward.

00:11:44.000 I want to date a girl.

00:11:45.000 I'm too scared to say hi.

00:11:48.000 She's going to say no, and then I'm going to go bury myself in a hole.

00:11:51.000 Don't like.

00:11:54.000 He's got good stuff, and he makes some controversial jokes.

00:11:57.000 Oh, you're a Jew. 1.00

00:11:59.000 I assume he's a Jew, right? 0.98

00:12:00.000 We can't hear him.

00:12:02.000 Spear.

00:12:03.000 She's like, you really have a bad driver?

00:12:05.000 I'm like, sorry, you dirty skank. 1.00

00:12:06.000 She's like, thank you.

00:12:09.000 Yeah.

00:12:10.000 Yeah, sometimes I'll try to hook up and she's like, I can't have sex and I don't feel sexy. 1.00

00:12:14.000 I can't have sex if I don't feel sexy.

00:12:16.000 Wow, that was the case for me, I'd still be a virgin.

00:12:21.000 What's going on there?

00:12:22.000 Good jokes.

00:12:23.000 But I always talk about the magical fairy dust that funny people have.

00:12:27.000 And you just can tell.

00:12:29.000 Like John Belushi had so much fairy dust on him that he OD'd.

00:12:34.000 But his eyebrows and Animal House were the whole movie.

00:12:37.000 And that's all he had to do.

00:12:39.000 And you would die laughing because he had the gift.

00:12:41.000 And I said, Louis C.K. has the gift.

00:12:46.000 And I bet I could listen to a conversation with Louis C.K. And it would be funnier than this Mark Norman bit that he worked on and worked on and polished and spent like probably a year getting down to just his best jokes.

00:12:59.000 And you go, I don't know, man.

00:13:01.000 It's sort of like guitar.

00:13:03.000 Like Jimi Hendrix was so loose and then you have someone shitty like Ryan where you can tell he's just like ding dong ding dong.

00:13:12.000 Yeah, right.

00:13:12.000 There's just no soul.

00:13:13.000 I'm better than Jimi Hendrix.

00:13:16.000 that should be on your dating app.

00:13:18.000 Ryan Katsu Rivera, better than Jimi Hendrix.

00:13:21.000 I don't use dating apps.

00:13:22.000 Got me all wrong.

00:13:23.000 So anyway, Ryan goes, I'll find you a conversation.

00:13:27.000 And it's, it's Louis C.K. asking Donald Rumsfeld if he's a lizard.

00:13:32.000 And it is one, I'd never heard it before.

00:13:34.000 This is, by the way, making the drive feel like nothing.

00:13:37.000 Four hours, nothing.

00:13:39.000 Stop for Chick-fil-A once.

00:13:41.000 It just whizzes by.

00:13:42.000 I like it better than the train now.

00:13:45.000 Because you can, you know, listen to loud stuff.

00:13:47.000 You could like dodge potholes and drive.

00:13:50.000 It's kind of fun.

00:13:52.000 But you guys, we're not going to play the whole thing, but you guys got to look this up on your own.

00:13:55.000 It's just the highest quality radio I've ever heard.

00:13:58.000 And there's still those people out there that think Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney are actually lizards who, I mean, literally, there's people that think they're lizards from outer space.

00:14:11.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:14:12.000 Who eat human flesh. 0.75

00:14:13.000 I don't know if anybody's ever asked you directly, sir, but are you a lizard?

00:14:18.000 Are you actually...

00:14:19.000 Can you just please give that a straight answer?

00:14:22.000 Let them answer.

00:14:23.000 Are you a lizard?

00:14:24.000 Here's the short answer.

00:14:25.000 I'm in New York City.

00:14:26.000 I walk down the street.

00:14:27.000 People walk up.

00:14:28.000 Okay, so anyway, you get the idea.

00:14:30.000 Did you show them the title?

00:14:32.000 If you look up Louis E.K. Lizard Rumsfeld, Opi and Anthony.

00:14:36.000 And it's funny that we're watching that too, because the whole Trump Proud Boys thing is basically, do you disavow the Proud Boys?

00:14:43.000 So do you disavow a group that I don't know how big they are.

00:14:46.000 This is Chris Wallace's brain I'm doing.

00:14:48.000 But it might hurt him to disavow them.

00:14:50.000 Let's get rid of his base.

00:14:51.000 Let's chip away at his base.

00:14:54.000 But the catch-22 is, so you either chip away at your base or you are now responsible for everything a proud boy has ever said or anyone who might have been perceived as a proud boy, like Jason Kessler, who infiltrated the group and was immediately booted out after lying,

00:15:13.000 pretending he's not all right.

00:15:15.000 He was booted out.

00:15:17.000 But you say Proud Boy member organized Charlottesville.

00:15:21.000 Or this moron, Alan Swinney, who's just like a LARPer who loves to go to rallies all dressed up in his stupid outfits.

00:15:31.000 He was like loosely associated with the club once.

00:15:34.000 So now it's Proud Boy arrested for pulling out a gun.

00:15:38.000 And now, if Trump doesn't disavow, then he advocates for Alan Sweeney.

00:15:44.000 Accidentally typed anal Swinney. 1.00

00:15:46.000 Got some weird results.

00:15:48.000 Guy corresponded right after Proud Boys were arrested.

00:15:51.000 He was like, we're having a big rally.

00:15:52.000 We're going to fuck shit up.

00:15:55.000 And I go, you're not a proud boy.

00:15:57.000 And don't be fucking shit up.

00:16:01.000 Like, right now, you need to lay low.

00:16:03.000 And he's like, fuck that.

00:16:04.000 We're not going to sit by.

00:16:05.000 No, he said, I'm not going to sit by while America burns.

00:16:08.000 This is all paraphrasing, of course.

00:16:09.000 My memory's not perfect.

00:16:11.000 Of all times, dude, can you not do that right now?

00:16:16.000 Anyway, we'll get into that.

00:16:20.000 I hope you've seen the footage of us in DC and you've seen us at the hospital.

00:16:24.000 If not, it was fucking awesome.

00:16:27.000 There's two major highlights from the censored.tv presents.

00:16:30.000 One, while I was at Walter Reed Hospital for Trump, I was just goofing around and I said, I invented Proud Boys, trying to get people to notice me.

00:16:40.000 And this woman finds out and she's hysterical. 0.99

00:16:45.000 And she goes, you're sexist.

00:16:46.000 And I go, yeah, pretty much.

00:16:49.000 And I go, because of women like you, you're hysterical, you're emotional. 1.00

00:16:53.000 Have you noticed this tick with adjusting your mask with mask people?

00:16:58.000 It's become like a little weird tick.

00:17:02.000 So that's gold.

00:17:04.000 And we should clip that.

00:17:07.000 Hey, what's your name?

00:17:08.000 How do you do media that we have doing clips?

00:17:10.000 That's a clip.

00:17:12.000 And then the other thing that was pure serendipity.

00:17:16.000 I'm so happy this happened.

00:17:18.000 It's fucking gold.

00:17:19.000 If you watch it, you're going to go, this is bullshit.

00:17:22.000 You hired an actor.

00:17:23.000 You set this up.

00:17:24.000 So we were joking around pretending, well, we actually thought it would be really funny to do a tour of DC for free for locals and film it and just make up facts about, that's the world's first bank.

00:17:36.000 So I was doing that.

00:17:38.000 For 10 minutes before we started recording, too.

00:17:41.000 Yeah, and then doubled over the line and goes, why are we wasting this bit?

00:17:44.000 So then we started recording and kept doing a tour.

00:17:49.000 And then the Syrian Goomba, which was a demographic I was not familiar with, comes up and starts going, why do they fucking want to talk to you, make you look like a bad guy? 1.00

00:17:59.000 You know, you're a great guy.

00:18:01.000 And this country, I'm from Syria.

00:18:02.000 My cousin had his head chopped off for criticizing the government.

00:18:06.000 Yeah, these people don't know what they got.

00:18:08.000 And then a white woman shows up with her black pet boyfriend. 0.96

00:18:12.000 And he's a reasonable dude.

00:18:13.000 And he's like, I see you looking at me and you're like, you think it's bullshit.

00:18:17.000 You hate Trump.

00:18:19.000 We should be happy to be in the freest country in the world.

00:18:20.000 And the black guy's like, I am.

00:18:22.000 And then she sort of grabs him.

00:18:23.000 Bad dog.

00:18:24.000 She pulls in her Dalmatian.

00:18:26.000 Bad doggie.

00:18:27.000 She goes, he's look at her.

00:18:29.000 No.

00:18:31.000 Oh, shit.

00:18:32.000 Bad dog.

00:18:33.000 Get him out of here.

00:18:34.000 Hey, I'm a Muslim.

00:18:35.000 I could tell.

00:18:36.000 Oh, I thought he was going like this, but he's going, give me one.

00:18:38.000 Because she goes, he lies.

00:18:40.000 And we're like, give us one lie.

00:18:41.000 I can't play this.

00:18:42.000 There's thousands.

00:18:44.000 And we go, okay, so it should be easy to get one.

00:18:46.000 There's thousands of reasons the Mets disappoint their fans.

00:18:50.000 I can give you a thousand right now.

00:18:53.000 Should be easy.

00:18:54.000 She goes, I don't have them all memorized, which is like every fucking time.

00:19:00.000 Name one thing.

00:19:01.000 Oh, where to begin?

00:19:04.000 Anyway, when we went to the hospital, like there was all this press there, and I could see them seeing who I was.

00:19:12.000 And Freakingut. 1.00

00:19:13.000 No, this is back to the notes now, Ryan.

00:19:15.000 We're done pushing something that's already on the site.

00:19:19.000 Freakingut, but not coming over to me.

00:19:21.000 Like that woman, that hysterical bitch, actually had bigger balls than most of the media. 1.00

00:19:25.000 And there was this tweet that went out from some guy, DJ Judd.

00:19:29.000 His actual name's DJ.

00:19:31.000 I mean, I assume it's Donald Joseph or something, but this is a 1-3, Ryan.

00:19:37.000 But imagine your name was DJ?

00:19:40.000 Oh, is that?

00:19:41.000 Yeah, that's his in-it.

00:19:42.000 Proudboys Founder rallies Trump supporters outside Walter Reed Medical Center.

00:19:45.000 Raw story, which is shockingly left-wing.

00:19:48.000 It makes it basically media matters.

00:19:50.000 They try to find a picture where I look bad.

00:19:54.000 Mission successful.

00:19:56.000 I don't know.

00:19:57.000 I mean, you're dealing with this.

00:19:58.000 I think there's nothing to write home about.

00:20:00.000 They removed your eyebrows.

00:20:01.000 You know that.

00:20:01.000 I don't have eyebrows.

00:20:02.000 That's why I wear these big stupid glasses to just sort of give some definition to the top half.

00:20:07.000 Oh, I see.

00:20:08.000 Keep going down, though.

00:20:12.000 Yeah, look at his name.

00:20:13.000 DJ Judd.

00:20:14.000 Your name's DJ?

00:20:16.000 Hi, I'm DJ.

00:20:18.000 Oh, you're a DJ?

00:20:19.000 No, no, no.

00:20:19.000 It's just my name.

00:20:21.000 Well, then change it.

00:20:23.000 Are you a hot girl in an 80s situation?

00:20:24.000 Whatever the D is, make that your name.

00:20:27.000 I don't care if it's Donnie.

00:20:29.000 DJ.

00:20:29.000 Hi, I'm DJ Judd.

00:20:32.000 Judd.

00:20:32.000 Judd means it's a Jewish word, I think, for river.

00:20:36.000 Like Judd Lagoon is another fucking weak-ass shit reporter.

00:20:41.000 And his name is a river of vegetables.

00:20:43.000 In other words, diarrhea.

00:20:46.000 So this is DJ River.

00:20:48.000 Anyway, it appears that Gavin Kinnis front of the Power Boys is here at Walter Reed Medical Center.

00:20:51.000 But look at the picture they use.

00:20:53.000 Some fucking pussy ass cameraman took a picture of his video feed screen. 1.00

00:21:01.000 So rather than go, oh, because I might shoot him because I'm the leader of the Nazis, he just goes, What a fucking pussy.

00:21:12.000 Meanwhile, you know what's ironic?

00:21:14.000 And you'll see this in the tape, you want to talk about guns and danger?

00:21:18.000 There was some nut liberal.

00:21:19.000 Ugh, god damn it, dude.

00:21:21.000 He looks like an animatronic.

00:21:23.000 You gotta get a better haircut.

00:21:25.000 Something's not right here.

00:21:28.000 He's really bad.

00:21:29.000 He looks like the dude from Mad TV playing a Charlottesville douche.

00:21:32.000 Wow, you're right.

00:21:34.000 Hello, humans.

00:21:35.000 So there was this stolen valor weirdo liberal who hated the black Trump supporters especially and would attack them.

00:21:40.000 And he was driving by in circles with a Glock, flashing it.

00:21:44.000 I saw it with my own eyes, just like this, driving.

00:21:48.000 So, yes, there is danger at these things.

00:21:51.000 And it's always from the left.

00:21:57.000 What's 1-4?

00:21:59.000 I think it's the same thing.

00:22:00.000 Yeah, that's the tweet.

00:22:02.000 And then What's 1-5?

00:22:09.000 Trump's debate callout bolsters far-right prowboys.

00:22:12.000 Oh, so that's go down?

00:22:14.000 So that's just the ancient story about all this shit.

00:22:19.000 That's boring.

00:22:20.000 I don't know why.

00:22:21.000 Who are the prowboys? 0.78

00:22:23.000 But go back to 1-4.

00:22:25.000 Look at the reactions of people.

00:22:27.000 I always say 2020 is an IQ test.

00:22:29.000 And you can really see, I believe Joe Biden gave the shout out.

00:22:33.000 Keep going down.

00:22:37.000 Keep...

00:22:37.000 Sorry.

00:22:41.000 How did the leader of a group classified extremists by the FBI, not true, get on a secure military installation?

00:22:49.000 That's the, because it's a military hospital.

00:22:51.000 So I'm somehow in the hospital now in her retarded, tiny mind. 1.00

00:22:56.000 Keep going down.

00:23:01.000 I don't get it.

00:23:02.000 Oh, so they comb and comb. 0.92

00:23:05.000 No, no, no, that guy with the hat.

00:23:07.000 They comb and comb, and they find a dude with a MAGA hat punching a liberal who was being a dick.

00:23:14.000 Lost his temper, right?

00:23:16.000 Flat out.

00:23:17.000 So that is, I've seen that a hundred times, by the way.

00:23:22.000 Oh, is that not new?

00:23:24.000 No.

00:23:24.000 This myopic obsession with one time, and they make that a prowl boy, by the way.

00:23:29.000 One time a MAGA dude loses his temper and goes bonk, that's viral.

00:23:34.000 But four months of riots and fires and vandalism, not an issue.

00:23:40.000 Insurance will cover that.

00:23:42.000 It's just a building.

00:23:43.000 But they punched a guy, just like Charlottesville.

00:23:45.000 Heather hire, Heather Hire, Heather Hire.

00:23:48.000 What about all the black people that have been killed during this bullshit rioting?

00:23:54.000 Wait, is that Will Summer complaining about my open container?

00:23:57.000 Somebody responded to Will Summers.

00:24:02.000 What did Will Summer say?

00:24:05.000 I'm always obsessed, petrified of what Will Summers' take is.

00:24:09.000 I can't see it.

00:24:11.000 I think he's just retweeting.

00:24:12.000 What the fuck?

00:24:13.000 I mean, wait, what did he say?

00:24:16.000 It's just a reason to party, and I feel like you have friends for most of these people.

00:24:20.000 What?

00:24:21.000 It's a reason to party and feel like you have friends.

00:24:25.000 Oh, I see.

00:24:26.000 Sure.

00:24:27.000 I do have friends.

00:24:30.000 And it is a reason to party because we knew he was going to get better, and we were right.

00:24:34.000 And we also know he's going to win, and we were right.

00:24:36.000 Uh-oh, connection with Roger Stone.

00:24:38.000 Anyway, I'm turning into Trump here, dwelling on the haters.

00:24:46.000 This was an interesting example of Trump derangement syndrome.

00:24:49.000 1.6.

00:24:52.000 I'm getting fascinated by this.

00:24:53.000 I'm not going to show you a bunch of BLM riots and all that shit. 0.99

00:24:56.000 It's still going on.

00:24:57.000 They're still screaming Black Lives Matter. 0.98

00:24:58.000 They're still stopping cars.

00:24:59.000 But this one interests me in particular because she's just absolutely out of her fucking mind. 1.00

00:25:10.000 Just pause here.

00:25:12.000 I went into my local recently and there was an old guy.

00:25:17.000 We call him Heart Attack Tony because he had a heart attack and he hasn't been quite the same since.

00:25:22.000 And he's a lefty, whatever.

00:25:23.000 I get it.

00:25:25.000 But he was wearing an Antifa mask, the ones that are turtlenecks.

00:25:28.000 I told you about this already.

00:25:29.000 Now, I have to concede that I was genuinely triggered.

00:25:33.000 I sort of went, ah, it was in my safe space, my bar.

00:25:36.000 They don't allow politics at this particular bar.

00:25:39.000 And I just saw it and I thought, you're like 60 years old.

00:25:44.000 This couldn't be a worse time for Antifa as far as public relations go.

00:25:48.000 Almost as bad as Proud Boys.

00:25:51.000 And you're wearing that thing on your face.

00:25:53.000 Maybe on the first day of rioting, I could kind of get it.

00:25:55.000 Oh, they're fucking shit up.

00:25:57.000 But now, four months in, and You're like, these guys are doing a great job.

00:26:02.000 I'm anti-fascist.

00:26:04.000 So I was triggered, but you know what I did?

00:26:06.000 I just went, Oh, you got the old Antifa thing there, Tone.

00:26:10.000 He's like, Yeah.

00:26:11.000 And I sort of look at the bartender, and he just is like that because the guy's not right.

00:26:16.000 And I just finished my beer.

00:26:18.000 I went, You know what?

00:26:18.000 I don't want to have it out here at my local, ruin my comfort here and make it into a big scene.

00:26:25.000 So I just finished my beer paid and left.

00:26:28.000 That was me at this phase.

00:26:32.000 I mean, maybe if the next president is an Antifa member and he has Antifa flags at them on the podium, maybe I might get this mad?

00:26:42.000 I don't know.

00:26:42.000 I can't really picture.

00:26:44.000 Can you guys at home picture yourself being this mad about a flag or a president or a rally?

00:26:50.000 I mean, if it was pro-pedophilia and they're like, pizza, gay, it was true, and it rocked. 0.99

00:26:55.000 Maybe.

00:26:56.000 But this is like anti-pedophile levels of rage.

00:27:04.000 She's taking the flag.

00:27:05.000 She's trying to.

00:27:13.000 Oh, we saw this from another angle.

00:27:15.000 Did we?

00:27:16.000 Yeah.

00:27:16.000 I saw another one where this woman had climbed up a balcony and this guy was filming her and he's going, oh, yeah.

00:27:23.000 You're trying to take my flag?

00:27:24.000 And she's like, yes, I am.

00:27:29.000 What happens when you take these people's flags?

00:27:31.000 Does your pain go away?

00:27:39.000 Yeah, the guy filmed me on the truck.

00:27:41.000 Josh is so stupid.

00:27:46.000 Anyone acting like one?

00:27:48.000 Get your mate, you. 0.93

00:27:49.000 Tolerant left.

00:27:50.000 You know what's funny about this?

00:27:51.000 We'll get to this in a second, but they hijacked the Proud Boys thing to make us gay.

00:27:56.000 And the reason, it's ironic because we have tons of gays. 1.00

00:28:00.000 And the reason we have so many gays is the left, especially the LGBTQ community, are wholly intolerant. 0.99

00:28:09.000 So when you come out as a MAGA dude, you are totally ostracized from the community.

00:28:15.000 You can't go to certain bars.

00:28:17.000 Like Chadwick used to go to all these different gay bars.

00:28:20.000 And when they found that he supported Trump, he can't go in there and have a drink anymore.

00:28:25.000 So we take them in.

00:28:26.000 Come on in, buddy.

00:28:27.000 I don't give a shit.

00:28:28.000 Don't fuck me, though.

00:28:30.000 But if you can keep your dink out of my bum, I don't care. 1.00

00:28:35.000 And the mega gays don't talk about homosexuality. 0.97

00:28:40.000 They're just like normal dudes.

00:28:43.000 It's the liberal gays that have to inject their gayness into every conversation and every fucking side dish. 1.00

00:28:50.000 But yeah, let's go back to this.

00:28:52.000 So I have a Trump section here.

00:28:55.000 He's yet to condemn white supremacy.

00:28:57.000 We're still waiting patiently, Trump.

00:29:00.000 1-7.

00:29:02.000 Turn it up.

00:29:17.000 The anti-Semitic threats targeting our Jewish community and community centers are horrible and are painful and a very sad reminder of the work that still must be done with hate and prejudice and evil.

00:29:38.000 About the neo-Nazis and the white nationalists, because they should be condemned totally.

00:29:44.000 We condemn in the strongest possible terms this egregious display of hatred, bigotry, and violence.

00:29:52.000 It has no place in America.

00:29:57.000 I mean, we're going to watch this for five minutes.

00:29:59.000 He literally wrote, hey, it has no home here.

00:30:02.000 All those signs are based on what he just said.

00:30:07.000 And those who cause violence in its name are criminals and thugs.

00:30:10.000 I'm going to go pee.

00:30:11.000 Including the Fake Fake Day, neo-Nazis, white supremacists, and other hate groups that are repugnant to everything we hold dear as Americans.

00:30:23.000 Those who spread violence in the name of bigotry strike at the very core of America.

00:30:30.000 Love for America requires love for all of its people.

00:30:36.000 When we open our hearts to patriotism, there is no room for prejudice, no place for bigotry, and no tolerance for hate.

00:30:49.000 We have it in our power, should we so choose, to lift millions from poverty, to help our citizens realize their dreams, and to ensure that new generations of children are raised free from violence, hatred,

00:31:05.000 and fear.

00:31:07.000 We want our country to be a place where we can.

00:31:09.000 Direct the bit, dude.

00:31:11.000 You have to show my chair empty to show that this goes on and on and on and on and on.

00:31:16.000 You can't make it exciting.

00:31:20.000 What was 18?

00:31:21.000 We had our own Wayne Dupree put this out.

00:31:25.000 People forget there is a Wayne Dupree outside of censored.tv, and he's one of the top news sites in the world.

00:31:33.000 Twitter users dig up Jim Acosta's damning tweet that vindicate Trump on the white supremacy lies.

00:31:40.000 Let's go down a bit.

00:31:42.000 No, it's tweets.

00:31:47.000 Trump has finally condemned white supremacists, dot, dot, dot, on Hannity.

00:31:52.000 That's October 1st, 2020.

00:31:54.000 And then someone points out you in 2017.

00:31:57.000 Trump condemns KKK and white supremacists, commenting on Charlottesville.

00:32:01.000 Racism is evil.

00:32:03.000 How many times do we have to go through this?

00:32:05.000 It ends up having the reverse effect.

00:32:07.000 I think this kind of shit makes people racist.

00:32:09.000 Because they're like, are you racist?

00:32:11.000 No.

00:32:11.000 Are you racist?

00:32:12.000 No.

00:32:12.000 Are you racist?

00:32:12.000 No.

00:32:13.000 Are you racist?

00:32:14.000 Yeah, fuck you.

00:32:15.000 Yeah.

00:32:15.000 Yeah, I am.

00:32:17.000 They're not eventually admitting the truth.

00:32:19.000 They're getting bored of the accusation.

00:32:20.000 Are you gay?

00:32:21.000 Are you gay?

00:32:22.000 Are you gay?

00:32:22.000 No, no, no.

00:32:23.000 Yeah, I'm a big giant fag.

00:32:25.000 I dance around in a tutu.

00:32:26.000 Fuck.

00:32:27.000 Let me go put on my high-heel shoes.

00:32:28.000 Will you leave me alone now?

00:32:36.000 And again, the media is hiding what's really going on in the country.

00:32:40.000 They have no connection to America anymore.

00:32:42.000 They're separate.

00:32:43.000 This is not my discovery.

00:32:44.000 This was Charles Murray.

00:32:45.000 He talked about this a long ass time ago in his book, Coming Apart.

00:32:49.000 But look at the turnout for Trump 19.

00:32:53.000 Look at this shit.

00:32:54.000 Have you seen this anywhere?

00:32:56.000 Even Fox News?

00:33:00.000 A mob.

00:33:02.000 What's that?

00:33:04.000 5,000?

00:33:05.000 5,000 to 10,000, I'd say.

00:33:10.000 Gathered to pray for President Trump and the First Lady.

00:33:14.000 This is where we were in front of the hospital.

00:33:19.000 Did I talk about...

00:33:21.000 Wait, you've got to see this Biden turnout.

00:33:25.000 So I think I forgot to put in the notes.

00:33:31.000 Biden had a rally in somewhere in the Northeast, like New Hampshire or something, for Biden.

00:33:40.000 And the turnout was shocking.

00:33:43.000 There was maybe 12 people there.

00:33:46.000 They say it's for social distancing, but like people were 50 feet apart.

00:33:52.000 Unless they're compulsive sneezers.

00:33:54.000 Do you have that?

00:33:54.000 It's not in the notes, Ryan.

00:33:55.000 Oh, okay.

00:33:56.000 Terrible turnout, Bernie's rally for Biden.

00:34:04.000 Oh, it was Bernie's?

00:34:04.000 Okay.

00:34:05.000 Was Bernie Sanders campaigning for Biden?

00:34:09.000 It's funny that he's a socialist and he probably just did that because he got paid.

00:34:12.000 Bernie Sanders dumps for Joe Biden.

00:34:16.000 Yeah, see, this is the problem.

00:34:17.000 When I don't have the actual article that I dug up, you're just going to see stuff like that.

00:34:23.000 You got to look up Terrible Turnout.

00:34:26.000 Because it's the least I've ever seen.

00:34:30.000 I'm going to say it's 17 people.

00:34:33.000 And that bikers thing, that wasn't a big rally.

00:34:35.000 That wasn't like he was doing a talk there.

00:34:37.000 That was just a bunch of bikers going, let's get together and pray. 0.94

00:34:40.000 Let me see.

00:34:43.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:34:44.000 Nice.

00:34:44.000 Look at that.

00:34:48.000 This is the beauty.

00:34:49.000 Like, the turnouts are a huge deal because in 2016, we heard he was a loser and no one likes him and no one comes to his rallies and Hillary's kicking ass. 0.71

00:34:58.000 99% chance of winning.

00:35:00.000 And Trump couldn't change that because that was the narrative.

00:35:04.000 And then thanks to social media, he held up his phone and he just went and you saw a Rolling Stones concert in Rio de Janeiro.

00:35:15.000 And that's...

00:35:16.000 And then, so then what happened was they said, oh, Trump, Trump used social media to win.

00:35:22.000 So Facebook and Twitter, they got Trump elected.

00:35:26.000 No, dude.

00:35:27.000 You took away all of the options.

00:35:29.000 You painted him into a corner.

00:35:31.000 And even in that corner, he created beauty and magic and won.

00:35:35.000 It's sort of like saying, taking a prisoner and taking away all his paints, everything.

00:35:39.000 And he's just got, sort of like when David Cho was in prison in Tokyo.

00:35:42.000 You leave him just a broken piece of crayon.

00:35:45.000 And then he does this incredible, perfectly photorealistic drawing with a broken piece of crayon and some pee and a touch of poo.

00:35:52.000 And you go, oh, well, obviously Crayola made this artist who he is today.

00:35:58.000 A poor workman blames his tools.

00:36:02.000 And Trump was left with almost no tools to win in 2016.

00:36:06.000 In fact, it was the opposite.

00:36:07.000 People were working hard to destroy him.

00:36:10.000 And he did it with just one Twitter account.

00:36:12.000 So that doesn't mean that Twitter got him elected, dude.

00:36:16.000 A broken crayon did not get him elected.

00:36:20.000 What he does with his tool, his broken crayon, got him elected.

00:36:24.000 You fuckers.

00:36:26.000 Can we hear what song he comes out to?

00:36:28.000 Wait, he's gay?

00:36:31.000 Well, he wasn't before coming out, but...

00:36:37.000 What the hell is that?

00:36:42.000 Joy to the people.

00:36:43.000 People.

00:36:44.000 Joy to the people?

00:36:45.000 Is that that joy to the world?

00:36:48.000 No.

00:36:49.000 What's joy to the people?

00:36:51.000 They wouldn't do a Christian song.

00:36:52.000 Joy to the world.

00:36:53.000 You know what I've noticed in liberal neighborhoods?

00:36:55.000 They're really pushing Halloween early.

00:36:58.000 And I think it...

00:36:59.000 They might think it's a fuck you to Christianity.

00:37:03.000 Everything's political now.

00:37:05.000 I've never seen Halloween decorations out this early.

00:37:09.000 I mean, my Halloween's going to be political.

00:37:11.000 I'm going to make sure I'm handing out candy no matter what the rules are, no matter what they've banned.

00:37:16.000 I've got a big tube system set up to give kids the candy without touching them or being within six feet of them.

00:37:25.000 Free healthcare and college for everyone.

00:37:27.000 There already is free college.

00:37:31.000 It's called City College.

00:37:33.000 So here's a weird thing.

00:37:34.000 A big rally in NYC.

00:37:38.000 All these cars got together and just drove through Midtown.

00:37:44.000 Which you're asking for a brick through your window here.

00:37:47.000 Although Midtown's pretty safe.

00:37:49.000 If you were to do that, you know, south of 14th Street, you're looking for trouble.

00:37:55.000 Although these riots have made it up to Times Square.

00:38:00.000 So this must be Staten Island, Jersey, Long Island.

00:38:05.000 Zero Manhattanites.

00:38:07.000 I guarantee.

00:38:09.000 I know every Manhattanite in Manhattan.

00:38:12.000 They're proud boys.

00:38:15.000 And then here's a weird thing.

00:38:16.000 So that's the protest.

00:38:18.000 And then they have this bicycle thing that also happened this weekend.

00:38:22.000 And they ride their bikes for peace or something.

00:38:24.000 And a cyclist was killed by deadly.

00:38:28.000 No, no, no, that's the wrong one.

00:38:31.000 Wait, that is the right one.

00:38:33.000 Shit, did I fuck up?

00:38:37.000 I could search for something else here.

00:38:38.000 I don't.

00:38:39.000 So there was this like bicycles for justice or something, right?

00:38:43.000 And that was on the weekend.

00:38:44.000 And then a car plowed through them.

00:38:46.000 I don't think he killed anyone.

00:38:48.000 But because they're for justice and they were hit by a truck, they make it into this thing about how he's a Trump supporter and we're here for Black Lives Matter.

00:38:59.000 But it wasn't obvious they were for Black Lives Matter.

00:39:01.000 It's just a huge mob of people on bikes.

00:39:04.000 So it could have been a black dude in a truck getting mad.

00:39:07.000 At the same time, wait, go back to my wrong link there.

00:39:11.000 2-1.

00:39:13.000 Go down.

00:39:14.000 Another cyclist I know has a heroic frontline.

00:39:16.000 Yeah, okay.

00:39:17.000 So I have, I'm sorry, I don't have the right story in the sense that I don't have the original story of the truck hitting someone.

00:39:26.000 But maybe just look up truck plowed into cyclists, Manhattan, New York City, whatever.

00:39:31.000 It might even be still on that article.

00:39:34.000 But it wasn't obvious what the cyclists were doing.

00:39:37.000 And it wasn't obvious what the guy in the truck was was about.

00:39:40.000 So they just make it Trump.

00:39:46.000 Was this this weekend?

00:39:47.000 That's September 3rd, genius.

00:39:50.000 Oh.

00:39:53.000 So they frame it as it was a Trump supporter.

00:39:57.000 But then around the same time, well, actually that night, so, oh, sorry, very early that morning, like 6 a.m. or something, there was an Asian woman riding her bicycle.

00:40:08.000 And that's 2-1.

00:40:10.000 No, 2-2.

00:40:12.000 An Asian woman on her bicycle.

00:40:13.000 And she gets killed by an ATV.

00:40:17.000 So they call it a motorcycle.

00:40:19.000 And they know it's a black dude because the black guys in New York, they drive these ATVs that are souped up. 0.96

00:40:26.000 You know, those things that are for like fucking stunts.

00:40:29.000 And they also ride those stupid batmobiles. 1.00

00:40:32.000 And then they trick them out and they take over the West Side Highway and go up and down and ripping through the suburbs.

00:40:36.000 I mean, they do it all over America, really.

00:40:39.000 And it's a black thing.

00:40:40.000 So if it's 6 a.m., that's very late at night for some people.

00:40:44.000 And he plowed into this nurse. 1.00

00:40:46.000 So that I can't make Trump, right?

00:40:48.000 So that article now, they make it all about safety.

00:40:52.000 So 2-1 is all about how we need more safety in New York.

00:40:57.000 Yeah, Baltimore is out of control with this shit.

00:40:59.000 Those are the ATVs I'm talking about.

00:41:01.000 This is the exact same thing we see.

00:41:02.000 Yeah.

00:41:03.000 We see that all over New York City, Harlem, Brooklyn.

00:41:12.000 So with the Asian girl, they know they can't do the Trump thing, so they say, it's about bicycle safety. 0.51

00:41:19.000 That's what we need more bicycle safety.

00:41:21.000 Bicycle safety, you can't go more than 15 miles an hour in New York unless you're on the sidewalk or ripping through someplace at 6 a.m. on an ATV.

00:41:31.000 Legally, if you follow the rules, just like legal guns, you can't really do anything in New York.

00:41:38.000 At four in the morning, you can go from the financial district, World Trade Center, bottom of New York, out the top through Harlem in maybe 25 minutes.

00:41:50.000 Any other time, sorry, 5 in the morning.

00:41:53.000 Any other time, it's a two-hour journey.

00:41:56.000 So cyclists are doing great in New York.

00:41:59.000 I just brought that up to talk about the false narrative.

00:42:04.000 Another cyclist news.

00:42:06.000 A couple days ago, a cyclist was suspended for divisive pro-Trump tweets.

00:42:11.000 I don't care.

00:42:12.000 I want to get back to that guy in the car.

00:42:18.000 Poop.

00:42:20.000 All right, let's jump to Proud Boys.

00:42:22.000 Number one topic in the country still.

00:42:27.000 Basically, when something comes along that helps Trump, whether it's Twitter and him going like that or an animal house men's club that is having a gay old time, they have to make it evil. 0.92

00:42:40.000 Now, the ways you make things evil are pedophilia, Nazi, or gay.

00:42:45.000 The pedophilia and the gay thing seems to work with really uptight rednecks. 1.00

00:42:49.000 It obviously doesn't work with the left.

00:42:51.000 And Nazi works well with them too. 1.00

00:42:53.000 The problem with pedophilia is it can sound homophobic and the left doesn't like that.

00:42:58.000 So when they're trying to trigger the right, they say, let's just make them Nazis, and that will actually trigger the left.

00:43:04.000 It'll just make them into pariahs. 0.97

00:43:06.000 Or we'll say they're gay and that will drive them nuts. 1.00

00:43:11.000 So here they are.

00:43:12.000 This is SNL now taking the debate moment that mentioned Proud Boys and making it even more white powery.

00:43:24.000 Dude, I'm so pink in this.

00:43:27.000 I'm not that pink.

00:43:28.000 I look like I'm sunburned.

00:43:30.000 Would you six then?

00:43:31.000 I'd like to close with white supremacy.

00:43:33.000 Ooh, baby, come to Papa.

00:43:36.000 Mr. President, I'll ask you directly.

00:43:39.000 Do you condemn white supremacists?

00:43:41.000 Condemn them?

00:43:42.000 I don't know any.

00:43:43.000 I mean, who are you even talking about?

00:43:45.000 The Proud Boys, the White Boot, the Eugenics Eagles. 0.69

00:43:50.000 I didn't even know any of these groups.

00:43:51.000 I certainly wouldn't even know how to signal them if I tried.

00:43:57.000 America, are you listening to this?

00:44:00.000 The President of the United States is literally blowing a dog whistle.

00:44:07.000 I don't think this thing is working.

00:44:08.000 I don't hear anything.

00:44:10.000 Mr. Vice President, your closing statement.

00:44:14.000 Well.

00:44:15.000 That is so unfair.

00:44:16.000 Why don't I get to make a closing statement first?

00:44:18.000 After all, I am the pres.

00:44:26.000 I haven't seen this yet.

00:44:27.000 Really?

00:44:28.000 Yeah.

00:44:28.000 Jim Carrey kind of nails it.

00:44:30.000 He does a good Biden.

00:44:31.000 He does a good Biden, but he's better than Steve Martin's Roger Stone.

00:44:36.000 Oh, God.

00:44:36.000 But this is so corny.

00:44:42.000 Sorry, but I think we all needed a break.

00:44:45.000 Isn't that satisfying?

00:44:49.000 Just not to hear his voice for a single goddamn second.

00:44:57.000 So these tourists that are excited to be in New York City from the Midwest and get to see SNL live, and they're like, yeah, we voted for him.

00:45:04.000 We kind of like him.

00:45:05.000 We also like comedy, but there's...

00:45:06.000 There's a lot of Manhattanites in the audience of SNL.

00:45:10.000 Although I don't know what the clapping is from.

00:45:12.000 Did they open it back up?

00:45:14.000 Let's bask in the Trumplessness.

00:45:18.000 Oh, that was good.

00:45:18.000 Now, Chris, could I speak directly to the American people?

00:45:23.000 All right, we get it.

00:45:25.000 Look up SNL's writers.

00:45:28.000 Totally weird.

00:45:30.000 Because you've got to understand who is writing these bits.

00:45:33.000 Basically, they say, I wish there was some way that karma and science could come together to do something about Trump.

00:45:41.000 And then everybody claps for him having COVID, basically.

00:45:44.000 Oh, that's nice.

00:45:45.000 That's nice.

00:45:47.000 I guess that's what you get in a world without Christianity. 0.99

00:45:49.000 You can't lose sight of being.

00:45:50.000 People clapping at death.

00:45:52.000 Yeah.

00:45:54.000 Wow.

00:45:54.000 I didn't know that.

00:45:55.000 Yeah.

00:45:56.000 That happened.

00:45:57.000 It's pretty harsh.

00:45:59.000 That is fucking harsh.

00:46:00.000 But look up SNL writers.

00:46:01.000 Okay.

00:46:02.000 They tend to be fat.

00:46:03.000 They tend to be betas.

00:46:04.000 They don't get laid. 1.00

00:46:06.000 They're workaholic kind of.

00:46:09.000 Anyone involved in comedy, they see that as the pinnacle.

00:46:12.000 If you're at UCB or you're a stand-up comic, getting a job at SNL is considered heaven on earth.

00:46:17.000 I don't quite get it.

00:46:19.000 But Google image them.

00:46:21.000 All right.

00:46:21.000 Well, there's different seasons, but let's see here.

00:46:24.000 Yeah, I'm aware there's different seasons.

00:46:26.000 Yeah, these are the old ass.

00:46:27.000 Oh, look at that picture of the...

00:46:28.000 Yeah, there you go.

00:46:30.000 Smiggle.

00:46:31.000 Oh, that was a guy, though.

00:46:33.000 But look at that one.

00:46:34.000 Yeah, let's blow that up.

00:46:38.000 You got to save the image?

00:46:39.000 No, no, no, no.

00:46:40.000 I ain't going to do that shit.

00:46:42.000 A lot of diversity there, huh?

00:46:44.000 Why, there's women, men, people in dress shirts.

00:46:48.000 Why there's woman? 1.00

00:46:49.000 People in t-shirts.

00:46:50.000 There's woman. 1.00

00:46:54.000 Anyway.

00:46:55.000 Oh, crap.

00:46:55.000 It's disgruntled fat betas in brown corduroy blazers and t-shirts.

00:47:04.000 Mom jeans and nikes.

00:47:07.000 Nikes.

00:47:09.000 So make them Nazis is one thing you should do to a group that supports Trump.

00:47:13.000 Make them gay is the biggest one that's going around now. 0.99

00:47:17.000 Let's make Proud Boys gay. 0.99

00:47:19.000 Gay men have taken over the Proud Boys hashtag.

00:47:22.000 And the beauty of Allah Al-Assar, who's a Muslim, by the way, why don't you do an article on how your cousins feel about gays?

00:47:30.000 And focus on exactly what building they want to throw them off of.

00:47:35.000 Because I have a feeling you're not quite as damning when it comes to your family's opinion or your neighbor's opinion or your home country's opinion on gays.

00:47:45.000 Because it ain't good.

00:47:47.000 How about this fucking clown world we're living in where Muslims preach to us about our homophobia? 1.00

00:47:54.000 What?

00:47:58.000 Oh my.

00:47:59.000 Anyway, I thought this was funny because they just assume we're homophobes and then show us kissing, right?

00:48:06.000 Scroll down on that link.

00:48:08.000 Oh, I don't think I have to scroll down.

00:48:09.000 Go to the top.

00:48:10.000 The top, sorry.

00:48:11.000 Or the bottom, whatever.

00:48:12.000 It's the same thing.

00:48:13.000 The reclaiming of proud boys is wonderful.

00:48:16.000 Here's me and my husband together for 20 years and married for three.

00:48:20.000 Wow, that's a long ass engagement, dude.

00:48:24.000 17 years?

00:48:25.000 I guess when you don't have ovaries that dry up, you can allow for that kind of a drag out. 1.00

00:48:32.000 It also implies, by the way, you didn't really want to be married, right?

00:48:36.000 If you were together for 17 years?

00:48:38.000 Anyway, both very proud boys.

00:48:41.000 So that's the worst thing imaginable.

00:48:42.000 That's the end of the brand.

00:48:44.000 We've been ruined.

00:48:45.000 Proud boys are over.

00:48:47.000 Here is Mike and Dave Dahl.

00:48:51.000 They share the last name.

00:48:53.000 This was me celebrating their six-year anniversary of marriage.

00:48:58.000 They are proud boys.

00:48:59.000 I just contacted them.

00:49:00.000 I said, can you take a picture of you guys making out with your Fred Perrys?

00:49:03.000 Why did you dummies assume we were anti-gay?

00:49:06.000 Like, you didn't look it up before you went on a rampage?

00:49:11.000 So this is the meme that's going around.

00:49:14.000 These are proud boys.

00:49:16.000 They'll walk seven miles half naked in any weather, wearing three-inch heels and dancing.

00:49:21.000 No, they won't.

00:49:22.000 I live in New York.

00:49:23.000 I've been to Gay Pride.

00:49:25.000 They usually have sneakers on.

00:49:27.000 The ones with the heels, they'll do like a quarter mile. 0.99

00:49:30.000 And then these are Nazis. 0.69

00:49:32.000 They can't even go to the grocery store without assault weapons.

00:49:35.000 This is after I had read Ann's speech after she was banned at Berkeley.

00:49:39.000 I'm also saying Uhuru as a joke from a meme.

00:49:44.000 Anyway.

00:49:45.000 Hopefully they don't ruin that catchy Aladdin theme song.

00:49:49.000 Yeah, that would be a shame.

00:49:50.000 Yeah, why don't you...

00:49:51.000 I've seen that before, where they go, they like the song Aladdin from a Disney children's musical.

00:49:59.000 What?

00:50:00.000 I thought it was a motorhead song.

00:50:02.000 No, dude, it's super gay, written by a gay dude who died of AIDS. 0.52

00:50:07.000 I like how they try to make gay an insult.

00:50:11.000 You know, that's messed up.

00:50:13.000 It's like, let's ruin Proud Boys by saying they're friends with blacks. 0.82

00:50:17.000 It's like that dude Brandon I told you about, who I used to hang out with Jay Johnson, what was his name, Jerry Minor, and his buddy Brandon every time I went to LA.

00:50:27.000 And then when all this shit hit the fan the first time, I guess this is 2016, he contacted me.

00:50:33.000 Maybe I was still on Facebook them, DM me or something.

00:50:35.000 And he goes, wow, this shit's crazy.

00:50:39.000 No, he didn't even say, wow, that shit's crazy.

00:50:41.000 He just jumped into, I'm going to tell people that we used to hang out.

00:50:45.000 I have pictures of us together.

00:50:47.000 Like, are you trying to make me pay you for them because I want to publish them?

00:50:52.000 Like, I always consider hiring like actors, black people to just sort of walk around me at all times, high-fiving me. 1.00

00:50:58.000 Over and over.

00:50:59.000 Over and over and over and over.

00:51:00.000 And he goes, I'm going to show all your fucking white supremacists, proud boys, you, me, and Jerry hanging out.

00:51:08.000 Maybe don't take advantage, like, don't assume that this ridiculous narrative is true before you start fighting for it.

00:51:14.000 It's like that dude, Tail, who tried to blackmail me for a picture of a dick in my mouth, and he didn't have the picture because it doesn't exist.

00:51:28.000 I mean, get your shit straight first.

00:51:30.000 Make sure the guy did it, and then go attack him.

00:51:33.000 Make sure Proud Boys are homophobic before you blow our minds by being gay. 1.00

00:51:39.000 And it made me realize this whole thing.

00:51:41.000 I was actually talking to Chadwick about it.

00:51:42.000 I think he's writing about it for the spectator.

00:51:46.000 Do my hair.

00:51:48.000 It made me realize we always say the left can't meme.

00:51:50.000 The gay left can't meme even worse. 0.98

00:51:54.000 They're terrible at this shit.

00:51:56.000 Like, look how terrible that is.

00:51:58.000 And it reminded me of the Pulse Nightclub.

00:52:01.000 So after a homophobic Muslim man who hates gays shot up the Pulse Nightclub, I think he killed 49 people, injured about 90.

00:52:14.000 Dead bodies everywhere, worse than Bataclan.

00:52:18.000 Milo and I went there the next day to the site.

00:52:21.000 So we're looking up on the tops of Ruse for snipers and we said, fuck Islam, and we made out. 1.00

00:52:27.000 Now, I'm not gay.

00:52:28.000 I made out with a dude to fight homophobia.

00:52:31.000 That's a good meme.

00:52:33.000 That's a good activism.

00:52:35.000 That's good pro-gay activism. 0.99

00:52:36.000 That's brave.

00:52:39.000 About a month later, a bunch of gays started kissing each other in their own living rooms with their own boyfriends to say, fuck you, Pulse. 0.95

00:52:49.000 We're standing up against homophobia.

00:52:52.000 You're like, dude, I already did that way better straighten a gay dude in the actual danger zone. 1.00

00:52:58.000 You smooching your boyfriend in your living room is not brave.

00:53:01.000 Kissing the person you're in love with, not blowing any minds there.

00:53:05.000 It's sort of like white girls with black guys who think they're blowing your mind. 1.00

00:53:09.000 Like the one in our video there with her pet bull. 1.00

00:53:12.000 Pet pit bull.

00:53:13.000 Pet bull.

00:53:14.000 You're blowing a dude you're in love with.

00:53:16.000 That's not revolutionary.

00:53:18.000 That's what all women do. 1.00

00:53:20.000 Until they get this and then they pack it in.

00:53:22.000 Am I right, guys?

00:53:23.000 Fuck you.

00:53:30.000 2-5.

00:53:33.000 Did we do 2-5 yet?

00:53:34.000 Wait, that was 2-5.

00:53:36.000 Okay, let's do 2-6. 0.96

00:53:38.000 Oh, yeah.

00:53:38.000 Meet the couple fighting anti-gay hit.

00:53:41.000 They hate one kiss a day.

00:53:44.000 This was miles after the shooting.

00:53:47.000 Not impressive.

00:53:49.000 Unless the killer tracks...

00:53:51.000 He's at large and he tracks IP addresses and then he finds you.

00:53:54.000 Isn't he dead?

00:53:56.000 Yes.

00:53:58.000 Like you blew it, dummies.

00:53:59.000 The left can't meme and the gay left can't, can't, can't meme. 1.00

00:54:04.000 I added three.

00:54:06.000 I did two.

00:54:07.000 You read two.

00:54:09.000 2.5, maybe.

00:54:11.000 But there's something even stupid.

00:54:13.000 I remember when my friend Marie Silcott was writing a book about rave culture, and she was in Miami, and she was talking to gay ravers.

00:54:20.000 She goes, what are you guys like?

00:54:21.000 What's your politics?

00:54:21.000 What are you trying to do here?

00:54:23.000 And raving was political back in the early to mid-90s.

00:54:26.000 And they said, nothing.

00:54:27.000 We're just like parting, sucking, decks, and doing cup.

00:54:31.000 And she goes, wow, there's zero anything behind this.

00:54:36.000 It's just people being dumbasses.

00:54:38.000 You don't know how to spell Marie, do you?

00:54:40.000 M-I-R-I-E-L-L-E. 0.98

00:54:43.000 S-I-L-C-O-T-T. 1.00

00:54:44.000 Is that her name?

00:54:45.000 One more time?

00:54:46.000 M-I-R-I-E-L-L-E S-I-L-C-O-T-T. 1.00

00:54:52.000 Silcott.

00:54:52.000 Marie Silcott.

00:54:54.000 Gotcha.

00:54:55.000 And she did a rave book.

00:54:57.000 There it is.

00:54:58.000 It's with the star.

00:54:59.000 Oh, cool.

00:55:00.000 Yeah, I helped her with that book.

00:55:02.000 Well, I hung out with her when she was writing it.

00:55:04.000 And yeah, she's like, a lot of these gay groups, they have no, nothing going on.

00:55:09.000 It's just like, pardang.

00:55:11.000 And judging by this attack, I'm starting to think that the LGBT has an IQ problem. 1.00

00:55:21.000 Like the Paul shooting when Work for Peace, this is a Jewish gentleman who wears tiny shorts, there he is, and Robin Williams suspenders and a woman's bathing suit. 0.98

00:55:32.000 He saw the dead bodies in Orlando and said, that's it.

00:55:36.000 I've had enough.

00:55:38.000 Okay, so you're going to stand up to radical Islam? 0.94

00:55:40.000 What are you going to do?

00:55:41.000 Have a big dance in front of a mosque? 0.66

00:55:43.000 I'll go.

00:55:43.000 I support you.

00:55:44.000 That's great.

00:55:45.000 No, we're going to Mike Pence's house.

00:55:48.000 I thought Mike Pence was Christian.

00:55:51.000 He is.

00:55:52.000 And they hate us.

00:55:53.000 Well, no, I think they think it's a sin and that God will judge you and stuff, but they didn't shoot up your club.

00:55:59.000 A Muslim did. 0.99

00:56:00.000 Fuck it.

00:56:01.000 We're doing Mike Pence, people.

00:56:04.000 That's not just wrong.

00:56:06.000 That's embarrassing.

00:56:07.000 This is embarrassing.

00:56:09.000 You are protesting Mike Pence's hatred of twerking.

00:56:12.000 Mike Pence doesn't give a shit about your twerking.

00:56:16.000 Hate has no home here.

00:56:18.000 You fucking losers should be at a mosque or at least a mosque that's related to radical Islam. 1.00

00:56:24.000 That's who shut up your club. 1.00

00:56:26.000 You fucking losers.

00:56:31.000 What a loser.

00:56:32.000 Like, how embarrassing is that?

00:56:37.000 And I talk to gays with high IQs, and they are like, the cringe is so intense with them, it's worse than AIDS. 1.00

00:56:43.000 Okay, I'm finally into my groove.

00:56:46.000 I know this has been a shitty episode, but we did two today.

00:56:48.000 So fuck you. 0.68

00:56:52.000 And I already mentioned that we take in gays because the gay world abandons them the second they go MAGA. 0.77

00:56:57.000 Look at this George Takeay thing.

00:56:59.000 Oh my.

00:57:00.000 Oh my.

00:57:03.000 I wonder if the BTS and TikTok kids can help LGBTs.

00:57:07.000 I guess that's Korean pop bands.

00:57:09.000 It is.

00:57:09.000 With this.

00:57:10.000 What if gays, gay guys took pictures of themselves making out with each other doing very gay things, then tagged themselves with Proud Boys?

00:57:17.000 I bet it would mess them up real bad.

00:57:19.000 11,000 retweets.

00:57:21.000 Hey, you know what would really fuck up those homophobes over at Jackass?

00:57:26.000 Photoshop a picture of Johnny Knoxville kissing Steve-O.

00:57:31.000 Hey, well, Josh, that'll be the end of Jackass.

00:57:35.000 You want to ruin Animal House?

00:57:37.000 Photoshop a picture of...

00:57:41.000 What's the fat guy, Blubber?

00:57:45.000 I just spaced on the fat guy in Animal House.

00:57:47.000 Bluetooth?

00:57:48.000 No, that's John Belushi.

00:57:52.000 Oh my god, I'm going to Animal House Hell.

00:57:55.000 What's his name?

00:57:56.000 I don't know.

00:57:57.000 Blotter?

00:57:58.000 Bloober?

00:57:59.000 Wait, that sounds familiar.

00:58:00.000 That's him.

00:58:01.000 Okay.

00:58:02.000 Okay, that did not help.

00:58:04.000 What the fuck's his name?

00:58:06.000 This is the problem with this show.

00:58:08.000 You think...

00:58:09.000 What the fuck is that?

00:58:10.000 Okay.

00:58:11.000 I'll find this.

00:58:12.000 This is getting ridiculous.

00:58:13.000 Landshark, Whalo, Fat Guy, Blubber?

00:58:16.000 What the fuck?

00:58:17.000 My brain's not working, and you have zero brain trying to help me.

00:58:20.000 Do you want to try to get by yourself?

00:58:23.000 He just died.

00:58:24.000 I know it.

00:58:26.000 I just read it.

00:58:26.000 So do you want to die?

00:58:27.000 Flounder.

00:58:28.000 Did you read it?

00:58:29.000 Yes.

00:58:30.000 Okay.

00:58:30.000 Fuck.

00:58:32.000 But let's look at some of the George Takai's that are just owning.

00:58:36.000 Oh, no.

00:58:37.000 Stop.

00:58:40.000 No.

00:58:43.000 Wait, is the Margaret Rita boys here about the...

00:58:45.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

00:58:46.000 Wait, that's actually, that picture is a perfect example of how stupid this is.

00:58:51.000 Right.

00:58:52.000 Like, so they're saying, which are they saying I'm offended by?

00:58:55.000 Don't desecrate my swastika, huh?

00:59:00.000 This is sort of like hashtag.

00:59:02.000 When what's his name killed Pepe in a cartoon?

00:59:04.000 Right.

00:59:05.000 No, not the frog.

00:59:06.000 Now he's dead.

00:59:07.000 Now we can't use him because you drew him in a coffin.

00:59:10.000 You drew him in a coffin.

00:59:13.000 Proud Boys pool party.

00:59:15.000 Yeah, this is insulting, right?

00:59:18.000 It's gay as gay. 1.00

00:59:20.000 It's gay as inlane. 1.00

00:59:21.000 It's gross.

00:59:22.000 And they're assuming it's gay as inlane.

00:59:24.000 You should be embarrassed.

00:59:25.000 You should be embarrassed.

00:59:26.000 This is the worst attack.

00:59:28.000 This is Proud Boys.

00:59:29.000 You guys had a stupid party naked looking like retards. 1.00

00:59:33.000 That'll show you.

00:59:35.000 Not our own community.

00:59:37.000 Wow.

00:59:37.000 Yeah, see this idiot here?

00:59:39.000 No, that's not me.

00:59:40.000 Stop.

00:59:42.000 You know who it is?

00:59:43.000 That guy.

00:59:44.000 That's who it is.

00:59:44.000 Yeah.

00:59:47.000 Look at, you guys are this idiot.

00:59:49.000 Wow.

00:59:52.000 Again, so I'm starting this lawsuit with Biden and CNN and attacking everyone.

00:59:56.000 Not for this.

00:59:57.000 This is irrelevant.

00:59:58.000 No one cares.

01:00:00.000 But the white supremacy stuff.

01:00:01.000 That is a bona fide misnomer that deserves to be pushed back.

01:00:07.000 What does 2.9 say?

01:00:10.000 I got a little hypnotized back there by that dude with the beard.

01:00:14.000 Looking at all the delicious things.

01:00:16.000 Vice president for not specifically quoting.

01:00:18.000 Oh, this is me at Chris's garage.

01:00:21.000 Jump in the middle.

01:00:23.000 So this is another one like we had at the beginning of the show where you can look it up on your own.

01:00:26.000 You know what's weird?

01:00:27.000 One of the producers saw how filthy my face was because I was working on cars.

01:00:31.000 And he said, can you wash your face?

01:00:34.000 I go, why?

01:00:34.000 People are going to think I'm in blackface?

01:00:35.000 And he goes, I mean, it's possible.

01:00:37.000 And I'm like, no.

01:00:40.000 I'm not washing my fucking face.

01:00:42.000 There's cars in the background.

01:00:45.000 Those people killed six million Jews and to call us that is a conceited insult.

01:00:51.000 It's the new N-word.

01:00:52.000 We're not tolerating it anymore.

01:00:53.000 I already sued the SPLC for calling the Proud Boys a hate group.

01:00:58.000 And now we're going to start getting litigious with everyone.

01:01:00.000 It's the only way to fight back because the justice system doesn't do it. 0.99

01:01:04.000 You know, we got Jewish.

01:01:05.000 This angle.

01:01:08.000 When Antifa started the fight, it was mutual combat.

01:01:11.000 All right, that's enough.

01:01:12.000 You can look that up on your own.

01:01:13.000 That's another one where you can do your own homework.

01:01:15.000 This dude, Jason Wilson at The Guardian, won't shut up about this shit.

01:01:18.000 I called him a feckless cunt.

01:01:20.000 And he's determined, his entire career is determined to show that he has feck and he is not feckless.

01:01:28.000 Proud Boys are dangerous white supremacist groups, says, say, U.S. agencies.

01:01:32.000 So he's going back to that file that was in like 2016, 17 in Vancouver, Washington, where they wanted to get rid of this chick who was a Proud Boys girl cop.

01:01:46.000 And in the private local documents, the guy said, yeah, I got rid of her, not because she's a nightmare, because he didn't want to get sued.

01:01:56.000 So he said, because she's part of an extremist group as labeled by the FBI. 1.00

01:02:00.000 And then that went public by the Freedom of Information Act.

01:02:03.000 And then the FBI said, that's not true.

01:02:05.000 I never said that.

01:02:06.000 I don't know what the fuck that old cop who didn't want to get sued is talking about.

01:02:10.000 But losers like Jason Wilson hold on to that story and repeat it, not because they care about the truth and not because they don't know that the FBI said that never happened.

01:02:18.000 That's a lie.

01:02:20.000 But because they think it works.

01:02:22.000 And they're not about journalism.

01:02:23.000 They're about propaganda.

01:02:25.000 There she is.

01:02:27.000 Doughbootty.

01:02:29.000 You know, there was a Guardian reporter, America, who was harassing Jeff, the guy who took the weekends at Rikers.

01:02:35.000 They went to his roofing job.

01:02:37.000 It's a blonde kid in a suit in a convertible who shows up at Jeff's roofing job at 8 a.m. and then goes by his house and starts harassing his family. 0.99

01:02:52.000 This one really pissed me off.

01:02:54.000 They don't usually piss me off.

01:02:55.000 Like the gay thing, it's just funny. 1.00

01:02:58.000 But this guy, he's a daily...

01:03:00.000 So the New York Post has started hiring Daily Beast children to write for them.

01:03:05.000 We're the proud boys.

01:03:06.000 What to know?

01:03:07.000 His name's Ben Freyerheard.

01:03:09.000 I think he's a Catholic kid.

01:03:12.000 Fearherd.

01:03:13.000 But he's a retarded child. 1.00

01:03:15.000 And he writes in his article that I live in Westchester County and I have whined in a statement.

01:03:22.000 So he calls it whining in a newspiece.

01:03:26.000 Now, whining would be like, I don't know, my shoes, I thought they were too small, but then I got a size up and then it was too big.

01:03:32.000 Like, why are there, I know there's half sizes, but what about quarter sizes?

01:03:36.000 Like, what about 11 and a quarter?

01:03:39.000 That's whining. 0.52

01:03:41.000 But this was me whining according to that fucking loser tool.

01:03:45.000 My family has been attacked, and so have my friends.

01:03:47.000 The pro-Trump men's club I started, the Proud Boys, have been rounded up and arrested.

01:03:51.000 Oh, facing serious felonies for daring to defend themselves against the radical left.

01:03:57.000 It's not just my circle of conservative Christians.

01:04:00.000 Seemingly countless businesses and careers have been destroyed.

01:04:03.000 Okay, maybe 35 Proud Boys have lost their careers because Antifa harasses their employers.

01:04:08.000 And maybe two of them are in prison for four years for a mutual combat fight with Antifa.

01:04:12.000 But stop whining.

01:04:15.000 So this is the kind of guy I'm looping into this lawsuit.

01:04:17.000 I'm done with this shit.

01:04:19.000 It's amateur hour at the Apollo, and it's time these guys got punished.

01:04:23.000 Looks like a gay version of FPS Russia. 1.00

01:04:28.000 And I thought this was interesting.

01:04:30.000 So Kumia did an interview, and he just let me talk.

01:04:35.000 I think this should be over here if the handle's on that end.

01:04:40.000 No, that's it.

01:04:41.000 Press play.

01:04:43.000 Well, it seems to me.

01:04:45.000 This video has been removed for violating YouTube's terms of service.

01:04:48.000 So you can't interview me.

01:04:50.000 I'm going to be on Joe Pagg's.

01:04:52.000 And Bob Smokes' video of you has disappeared.

01:04:55.000 Oh, yeah.

01:04:55.000 Bob Smokes, the guy, you'll see him in the video for the walkaway thing.

01:04:59.000 He just put up a brief interview where he didn't say, like, I agree with everything bad that people are accusing of.

01:05:05.000 He said, man, you got a bad deal or something.

01:05:08.000 Saying that gets your video shut down.

01:05:13.000 Whack.

01:05:15.000 And then I have here, it just says, Look at this mentally ill cunt. 1.00

01:05:20.000 Oh, yeah.

01:05:21.000 This is this chick, Samantha Kuttner.

01:05:25.000 She's devoted her life to chasing down the Proud Boys.

01:05:29.000 Isn't that the weirdest site you've ever seen?

01:05:32.000 She has an asymmetrical face. 0.66

01:05:35.000 So what she, she's a Proud Boys expert.

01:05:37.000 Go check.

01:05:38.000 Don't go to Enrique Tario.

01:05:42.000 Kuntner.

01:05:44.000 I've dedicated my life to helping people leave violent extremism and white supremacy.

01:05:49.000 That is an actual field of study, and it is my life's work.

01:05:53.000 So your life's work is based on a misunderstanding, you ridiculous cow. 0.84

01:05:58.000 You absolute...

01:06:00.000 Let's hire her. 1.00

01:06:01.000 Here's how you can hire me.

01:06:02.000 Okay, click on that.

01:06:04.000 Here's what I do.

01:06:06.000 Such a weird thought.

01:06:07.000 So if you need me as a guest lecturer, I'm a thousand bucks.

01:06:10.000 Or you can just call me and we can talk and it's 200 bucks.

01:06:15.000 For how long?

01:06:15.000 Or it's a discounted rate if you pay for her charity on Glitter Pill Patrons.

01:06:21.000 Projects, rates vary by project.

01:06:23.000 Glitter pill.

01:06:24.000 How fucking pathetic is that?

01:06:28.000 Wow.

01:06:31.000 We are living in a clown world.

01:06:32.000 2020 is an IQ test.

01:06:38.000 All right.

01:06:39.000 I think we got that out of the way.

01:06:40.000 We can hopefully drop this subject of proud boys and white supremacy and gay proud boys and start having some fun again.

01:06:48.000 Let us enter the mail bag.

01:07:02.000 Let me touch it.

01:07:04.000 I'm just looking at all these.

01:07:06.000 I don't really read Twitter much, but it is the average IQ, I would say, is much lower than the national average.

01:07:15.000 Obviously, average IQ is always 100.

01:07:17.000 That's how they define IQ.

01:07:19.000 But this is like fucking 80.

01:07:25.000 85.

01:07:30.000 Anyway, let's start the show.

01:07:33.000 This is from Isaiah.

01:07:35.000 Isaiah?

01:07:36.000 Hey, Gavin and Ryu, check out this sweet Hershey Kiss Nipple.

01:07:40.000 Courtesy of the Barbie doll, Kim Zol Sayak.

01:07:44.000 I don't know who that is.

01:07:46.000 Do you?

01:07:47.000 No.

01:07:47.000 Should we look up her?

01:07:48.000 I'll look her up while you show the nip. 1.00

01:07:50.000 Okay.

01:07:53.000 I'm not a nipple guy.

01:07:55.000 An SFW.

01:07:57.000 I don't really care about nipples.

01:07:59.000 Like, I know guys that they have to be a silver dollar or they dry heave.

01:08:03.000 You can have those nipples that don't really end. 1.00

01:08:06.000 You know what I mean?

01:08:08.000 Like, they start out brown and there's no...

01:08:10.000 Like, if you had a marker, you couldn't say where this ends.

01:08:13.000 Uh-oh.

01:08:13.000 Imperialistic nipples.

01:08:16.000 Yeah.

01:08:16.000 Playing at the Mercury Lounge.

01:08:18.000 So Kim Zol Sayak has a nip slip during Instagram Live. 0.91

01:08:22.000 Oh, she's this sort of slutty real housewife, I believe, of Beverly Hills. 1.00

01:08:29.000 Great nipple. 1.00

01:08:30.000 And if those are faked hits, whoever made them did a great job.

01:08:34.000 Although, technically, we are against faked hits here at Get Off My Lawn.

01:08:39.000 I like that that's news.

01:08:40.000 I just looked it up and it's all over the news.

01:08:43.000 Wow.

01:08:46.000 Short fat Otaku has been demonetized.

01:08:50.000 He's a very popular YouTuber.

01:08:52.000 He would be great for the show.

01:08:55.000 I have to admit, I am very biased towards banned people on the show.

01:09:01.000 There's other people who could do stuff.

01:09:02.000 Like I was talking to Sargon of Akkad, who I think is a genius.

01:09:05.000 He's like, yeah, I could do a show for you, maybe.

01:09:08.000 I'm like, yeah, but you're not banned.

01:09:09.000 So it's like, now you're just, you're not exclusive to us.

01:09:14.000 You know, at Fox, they can't do anything.

01:09:16.000 Oh, I already don't like this guy.

01:09:19.000 Today, my guest is ShortFat Otaku.

01:09:22.000 Hey, man, what's up?

01:09:23.000 Hey.

01:09:23.000 Oh, this isn't his show.

01:09:25.000 He's a guest on this thing's show.

01:09:27.000 Well, show us his page.

01:09:30.000 Because it don't exist.

01:09:32.000 The only person I've ever seen pull off the I'm not a person, I'm a cartoon would be Sargon and Kangaroo Boy.

01:09:39.000 Besides that, it bothers the shit out of me.

01:09:42.000 Is that him?

01:09:43.000 What did he do?

01:09:44.000 I would love to see.

01:09:45.000 What did he fucking do?

01:09:47.000 He probably said, I don't want to murder Trump right this second.

01:09:52.000 I don't want to pour acid on his granddaughter's face.

01:09:55.000 Oh, really?

01:09:56.000 So the Holocaust didn't happen? 0.97

01:09:58.000 Well, no, no, that happened.

01:10:00.000 Hmm.

01:10:01.000 Did it super happen?

01:10:03.000 How much did it happen?

01:10:05.000 Billion, million, six million.

01:10:07.000 Here he is.

01:10:07.000 Oh, he is a good one.

01:10:08.000 Before I get started, guys, I want to point out that yes, I have been demonetized.

01:10:13.000 No, I have not been told why.

01:10:15.000 I don't know what video did it.

01:10:17.000 I don't know what part of what video did it.

01:10:19.000 They simply said hate speech, and I don't know anything.

01:10:23.000 I've been told nothing by YouTube.

01:10:25.000 And frankly, I'm a boring Orange Man Not Perfect.

01:10:28.000 He has a criticism of Trump that I don't know.

01:10:30.000 No, I think he's probably saying that he's a die-hard Trump fan.

01:10:33.000 Take it easy on it.

01:10:35.000 Again, it's not enough to be not racist.

01:10:37.000 You have to be anti-racist.

01:10:39.000 It's not enough to just be a white person who doesn't hate himself.

01:10:43.000 You have to hate yourself.

01:10:44.000 There's another nip slip going on having to do with these Zoom classes. 0.99

01:10:49.000 Oh, I saw that.

01:10:50.000 Yeah.

01:10:51.000 I've seen this a lot.

01:10:53.000 Oh, my God.

01:10:53.000 Who was that nigga naked?

01:10:56.000 Look, turn your camera off.

01:10:58.000 Take me on.

01:11:02.000 I consider myself a very nude dude.

01:11:04.000 I sleep in the nude, and I don't care if I have to get up to pee and if the kids see me, whatever, get over it.

01:11:08.000 But I'm noticing a lot of this happening in the African-American community.

01:11:12.000 I think they might be nuder than me.

01:11:15.000 Hmm.

01:11:16.000 Rude boy.

01:11:18.000 We don't have to shout, we're ruder than you.

01:11:21.000 Nude boy.

01:11:22.000 Nude boy.

01:11:23.000 I want to be a nude boy like my dad. 0.81

01:11:26.000 That's a ska song, ruder than you. 1.00

01:11:28.000 I think it's a selector or something.

01:11:31.000 They sing about rude boys and rude girls.

01:11:33.000 Hey, Gavin, the Earl of Fagatronsville, you can definitely see my name.

01:11:36.000 My last name is pronounced like Castle, Grant Castle.

01:11:38.000 I'm a 24-year-old prow boy.

01:11:41.000 Okay, dude.

01:11:42.000 Out of Grapevine, Texas.

01:11:43.000 I recently had to leave the property I was working at.

01:11:45.000 There's a manager there I was interested in.

01:11:46.000 I asked her in a date and she said she wasn't interested in a relationship.

01:11:49.000 I was a little persistent.

01:11:51.000 So I asked if she would go to lunch with me so I could get to know her.

01:11:54.000 She declined again.

01:11:54.000 I left it at that.

01:11:55.000 Two months later, about a week ago, I'm brought into the office and I'm told I have to leave the property.

01:12:03.000 How are you supposed to fucking court girls? 1.00

01:12:07.000 Hey, do you want to go for a drink?

01:12:08.000 No.

01:12:09.000 That's too bad.

01:12:11.000 What about like lunch?

01:12:13.000 You're fired.

01:12:14.000 Okay, not lunch, not lunch.

01:12:18.000 You make someone else the least bit uncomfortable and lose your job.

01:12:20.000 By the way, speaking of homosexuals, living in New York City, working with gays all the time, especially in advertising and media, there was constant like, oh my God, I love a piss of that. 1.00

01:12:32.000 And you just go, no thanks.

01:12:34.000 There's no nightmares, no tossing and turning, no firing anyone.

01:12:38.000 You just go, no, I'm not doing that.

01:12:39.000 I'll eat your ass. 1.00

01:12:41.000 No, thanks.

01:12:42.000 No, thank you, Alex.

01:12:44.000 I will eat your ass. 1.00

01:12:46.000 I just said no.

01:12:48.000 Said no, dude.

01:12:49.000 I swear to God, if it's the last thing I do, I'm going to get my hands around your throat. 1.00

01:12:53.000 You got to make it.

01:12:54.000 I won't let you eat my ass? 1.00

01:12:55.000 I'll eat your ass. 1.00

01:12:57.000 For the last time, no.

01:12:59.000 I like you, dude.

01:13:00.000 Don't ruin our friendship with this shit.

01:13:02.000 I'll eat your ass. 1.00

01:13:03.000 No, you will not.

01:13:04.000 What the fuck's going on?

01:13:06.000 Eat your ass.

01:13:07.000 No, absolutely not.

01:13:09.000 I swear to God.

01:13:10.000 I don't even think he wants to eat my ass.

01:13:12.000 That's the craziest part.

01:13:13.000 He just doesn't like being told no.

01:13:15.000 Maybe it's a power thing.

01:13:16.000 Yeah, it's probably his worst nightmare would be eating my ass.

01:13:19.000 He literally would not eat my ass for like four to five million dollars.

01:13:24.000 He doesn't need money.

01:13:25.000 But there he is about to ruin our friendship.

01:13:28.000 And I don't know how he just appears on Skype like that without his calling.

01:13:31.000 I swear to God, it's the last thing I do.

01:13:33.000 Stop saying that.

01:13:34.000 Threats.

01:13:36.000 I feel like I don't know him anymore.

01:13:38.000 Mother Nature's hella pissed. 1.00

01:13:40.000 Yeah, now we're talking.

01:13:45.000 So stupid and hilarious.

01:13:48.000 They offered me another position at a different location, but I declined.

01:13:51.000 Just thought I'd share this crazy scenario and let you know that I got into trouble.

01:13:55.000 I was fired.

01:13:55.000 I am brave.

01:13:56.000 I'm never going to stop fighting.

01:13:57.000 You know what, dude?

01:13:58.000 That sucks that you got fired for something so absolutely retarded. 1.00

01:14:04.000 And I know you think, why did I do that?

01:14:08.000 But I would like to say that over the long term, 620,000 men died in the Civil War, ending slavery.

01:14:15.000 And I know it sucks.

01:14:16.000 I've been fired 100% of the time.

01:14:20.000 Going back to Sonny's gas station in Kanata, Ontario in 1984.

01:14:24.000 I've never not been fired.

01:14:27.000 But you're not dying in a battleground with like shrapnel in your knee and trench foot and slowly succumbing to dysentery and an infection.

01:14:36.000 So let's take it on the chin, boys.

01:14:40.000 Definitely doesn't have trench foot, the picture attached.

01:14:42.000 The only part that really matters is the slides.

01:14:45.000 Can we stop wearing these fucking things?

01:14:47.000 Yeah, but I'm on the beach.

01:14:48.000 Yeah, I wear chucks on the beach.

01:14:51.000 Here's a funny one.

01:14:53.000 You may have to go back to the top, Ryan, from Lee.

01:14:56.000 Who did it better? 0.77

01:14:57.000 And they have me kissing Milo with Trump supporters everywhere at the site of the pulse nightclub shooting and then military gaze trying to blow our minds.

01:15:09.000 That's the exact same vibe.

01:15:12.000 Same vibe.

01:15:12.000 Yeah.

01:15:14.000 Although he doesn't have his hand.

01:15:20.000 It's funny.

01:15:23.000 This is from David.

01:15:24.000 I'm Jesus Christ, born in Munich.

01:15:28.000 Okay.

01:15:29.000 This is a wacky.

01:15:30.000 That is a crazy person.

01:15:32.000 We get a few of those.

01:15:33.000 So what is the, is that supposed to convince us?

01:15:37.000 That's nice, David.

01:15:39.000 Goodbye.

01:15:39.000 Please don't hurt us.

01:15:41.000 We like you.

01:15:42.000 You're a wonderful person.

01:15:43.000 You are Jesus.

01:15:44.000 You are Jesus.

01:15:45.000 And congratulations.

01:15:46.000 Welcome back.

01:15:48.000 Welcome back.

01:15:50.000 Hey, Gavin Rice Guy.

01:15:52.000 Long story short, I was talking to my sister.

01:15:54.000 By the way, long story short, and it's like 600 words.

01:15:58.000 I was talking to my sister, a feminist lawyer, and I told her I wanted to dress as a proud boy for Halloween.

01:16:02.000 She thought I was going to do it as a joke and added that she could get me a Fred Perry by borrowing it from a gay friend.

01:16:09.000 I then told her I wasn't doing it as a joke and this started an argument.

01:16:11.000 She returned to me that gay people wear them. 0.88

01:16:14.000 Yeah, I remember this.

01:16:15.000 They would say that to like people who, when you liked some artist, some musician, you know, the singer's gay, right?

01:16:24.000 Like you're going to go, what the fuck?

01:16:26.000 In New York City, they'd say that to people.

01:16:29.000 And you'd go, I don't, like, I'm never not around gays in the city.

01:16:35.000 This is gay. 0.62

01:16:37.000 Do I have to burn my Fred Perry shirts because the Proud Boys?

01:16:40.000 Get out of here.

01:16:41.000 Yes.

01:16:42.000 Adopted as their uniform.

01:16:44.000 Yeah, everyone's so scared of this attack.

01:16:47.000 Like, Fred Perry, fucking Vice, the CEO of Vice.

01:16:52.000 We don't have anything to do with him.

01:16:54.000 We have eyeballs and faces and noses too.

01:16:56.000 You might want to get rid of those.

01:16:57.000 Just burn those. 0.97

01:16:59.000 Whatever you got that we got.

01:17:00.000 The long tussle over that Fred Perry logo.

01:17:02.000 That's a fictional tussle.

01:17:04.000 Yeah, a bunch of skinheads wore them in the 80s.

01:17:07.000 They represent maybe 1% of everyone who's ever worn a Fred Perry.

01:17:12.000 But because in this, we're living in the fucking Salem witch trials, anyone who said the word witch once might be burned at the stake.

01:17:23.000 I'm preaching to the converted on this show.

01:17:25.000 It's a funny thing that we're so separated, you know, as a nation, because I say things to you guys like, just because you wear a Fred Berry doesn't mean you're a Nazi skinned.

01:17:33.000 And you go, yeah, thanks for the heads up there, Gav.

01:17:37.000 And then if you say that outside of our world, they go, that's not true, actually.

01:17:43.000 It's a fact.

01:17:45.000 Here's a link from Daily Beast.

01:17:48.000 So fuck you. 0.68

01:17:49.000 And it's like, I think we're done talking.

01:17:52.000 What are you going to do?

01:17:54.000 It's the silent divorce.

01:17:55.000 Silent apartheid. 0.51

01:17:57.000 We've split.

01:18:00.000 She then paraphrased Vox, HuffPo, Faggoty Hipster Murder podcast, and I had the civic duty of telling her, their readers, listeners, that Prowd Boys is evil Nazis. 0.90

01:18:10.000 She even gave an example of some faux access type who used to like the Proud Boys when it was funny, but now they've gone too far.

01:18:18.000 I retorted by showing her the tenants.

01:18:20.000 Tenants live in a building, sir.

01:18:23.000 Tenants.

01:18:25.000 T-E-N-E-N-T-S. 1.00

01:18:28.000 A tenant of a group.

01:18:30.000 Are there rules or bylines?

01:18:32.000 A tenant with an A. The one thing that drives me fucking mental about this club is that not one prowboy seems to understand the difference. 0.67

01:18:43.000 Pictures of Enrico Tario spelled wrong and other things.

01:18:46.000 All she could say to me was, Tomato, Tomato, you have your opinions, I have mine.

01:18:49.000 But that's not true.

01:18:50.000 You can't have an opinion about a club.

01:18:53.000 You know what I mean?

01:18:54.000 Like, you could have an opinion, America is racist.

01:18:57.000 That's an opinion.

01:18:58.000 Because it's just, it's 331 million people.

01:19:01.000 So it's hard.

01:19:02.000 But to say, like, Richard Hell and the Voidoids were a Nazi band.

01:19:06.000 No, they weren't.

01:19:07.000 Well, one of them had a, or the Sex Pistols.

01:19:09.000 The Sex Pistols were a Nazi band.

01:19:10.000 No, they weren't.

01:19:11.000 Sid Vicious had a swastika t-shirt.

01:19:13.000 Yeah, he's being an asshole.

01:19:14.000 It's like a fuck you thing.

01:19:15.000 No, it's not.

01:19:17.000 You're wrong.

01:19:18.000 That's not an opinion.

01:19:20.000 The sex pistols were not a Nazi band.

01:19:26.000 I told her, you idiot, these are facts.

01:19:28.000 It's funny how I criticize this letter for being too long and now I'm reading every word.

01:19:32.000 This is the problem with the left.

01:19:33.000 They have so much control over the narrative now that it literally doesn't even matter what you, Enrique, or anyone says.

01:19:40.000 They say you guys are hipster Nazis or an alt-right cult or a neo-fascist hate group.

01:19:46.000 No use arguing.

01:19:46.000 Salon Apartheid.

01:19:47.000 Anyway, there's a guy named Mencius Moldberg.

01:19:51.000 Don't know if you ever heard of him or his idea of the cathedral.

01:19:53.000 He has a good pulse on how power works in this country, why the left always seems to win.

01:19:56.000 I'll send a little link.

01:19:58.000 Lastly, in a personal note, I support what the problem was doing.

01:20:00.000 We'd love to join Local Chapter.

01:20:01.000 However, given the current climate that I'm in the military, it wouldn't be wise for me.

01:20:04.000 Yeah.

01:20:04.000 We lost all our cops, all our military guys, because they kept getting fired.

01:20:11.000 And not everyone wants to get fired.

01:20:16.000 Next talk is how to remove the...

01:20:19.000 Not remove, like, get rid of them.

01:20:21.000 Oh, shit.

01:20:24.000 A substantial extent is because most people are operating.

01:20:28.000 Which point?

01:20:29.000 Oh, check it out.

01:20:30.000 Yeah, that's a good question.

01:20:31.000 If you're a cop, should you get fired?

01:20:33.000 If you're in the military, should you get fired for being a proud boy?

01:20:37.000 I'm not going to ask that of anyone.

01:20:39.000 Overall, I guess it's good because they kept standing up for themselves.

01:20:47.000 But it's one thing for a guy to get fired from some dumb property job or for me to get fired from Sonny's gas station or even CRT.

01:20:55.000 I restarted again my own thing because I can't.

01:20:59.000 But like that dude, Brian in Louisiana, I forget his name, got fired from the police force.

01:21:04.000 They took his career away.

01:21:04.000 Now he works at HVAC.

01:21:11.000 So, yeah, it's a gray area on how much you should sacrifice.

01:21:18.000 But it's clear that cops are already sacrificing a hell of a lot, and most of us are not sacrificing anything at all.

01:21:25.000 Hey, G-Dog, I was wondering what you thought about this article challenging the fact that the Scottish were enslaved.

01:21:30.000 I like you more than your new sunglasses.

01:21:33.000 I see the Irish were slaves.

01:21:37.000 I don't think it was that common with the Scots.

01:21:39.000 I don't think the Scots really got around much.

01:21:43.000 They're a very parochial group.

01:21:46.000 So I guess we'll read that article some other time.

01:21:49.000 Like, what am I supposed to do when you send me an article?

01:21:52.000 Read it and then do a little book report for you?

01:21:55.000 We're live, dude.

01:21:58.000 This is Andy, another 900-mile-along letter.

01:22:04.000 Hey, Gavin and Rye, First of Machine Zone would please point out that if our great and servant president said, oh, I love the Proud Boys, they might be the best group of patriots ever, possibly the best of all time.

01:22:12.000 Every single Proud Boy that is known to man would have been doxxed at the very least.

01:22:16.000 And we know some of the more prominent fellows, including you, even though you're technically no longer, would have been a bigger target on you guys than you already have.

01:22:26.000 I thought that was also why he said in Charlottesville, he's like, there was good people on both sides.

01:22:29.000 He was, or else anyone who went to Charlottesville, including the people who went there because they thought statues shouldn't be taken down, would have been fucking murdered.

01:22:37.000 It would have been civil war.

01:22:39.000 So it gets to the point where the left gets a B in their bonnet and you say, well, should I make this the hill to die on?

01:22:47.000 I'm contradicting myself on this show because I'm saying Trump was right to stab us in the back and I'm saying cops shouldn't join Proud Boys or they'll get fired.

01:22:56.000 At the same time, I'm saying always say the truth and get fired.

01:23:02.000 There's such thing as nuance.

01:23:03.000 There's such thing as a gray area, folks.

01:23:08.000 President Trump has to think before he speaks, how it affects any person or organization that names.

01:23:13.000 Obviously, he loves you guys.

01:23:14.000 And I know Donald Trump Jr. knows who we are.

01:23:17.000 And he knows who Enrique is.

01:23:19.000 Second, I wish you would please look into a Q. Okay, I'll get around to it.

01:23:24.000 Q movement is influencing the future base. 0.92

01:23:26.000 It's just a blind spot with me.

01:23:28.000 And I don't really have time to like start a new hobby.

01:23:31.000 I also don't like anonymity.

01:23:34.000 Because I never know, am I hearing the same Q guy?

01:23:37.000 Like, I could look up Ben Shapiro and see everything he's ever said.

01:23:40.000 I can look up Charlie Kirk and realize everything he's ever said.

01:23:44.000 But when you're Q, it's like Pizzagate stuff.

01:23:48.000 Like, I want to see evidence.

01:23:49.000 And I'm not saying Pizzagate isn't real.

01:23:51.000 I'm just saying I'll wait till I see actual shit.

01:23:57.000 I saw this video Charlie Kirk did about socialism in Europe.

01:24:01.000 And I just thought, can you guys stop wasting your time shitting on him?

01:24:05.000 Like, he's at a college telling people, brainwashed people who've been brainwashed since kindergarten that socialism has worked.

01:24:13.000 And he's explaining to them minimum wage, how they don't have a minimum wage in a lot of these northern European countries.

01:24:20.000 He's explaining to them.

01:24:22.000 I had this in the notes a long time ago, and that might not be the best way to look for it.

01:24:28.000 And I'm like, this guy's doing God's work.

01:24:31.000 Can we stop splitting hairs and going, yeah, but you said a green card should be stapled to every student visa?

01:24:37.000 Yeah, I think he also took that back.

01:24:39.000 And big deal, he's sinned.

01:24:42.000 Overall, that guy is a gift.

01:24:44.000 He's a huge asset to the right.

01:24:49.000 We are children of God.

01:24:50.000 What's he saying now?

01:24:53.000 Not Finland. 0.56

01:24:53.000 Yeah, this is not minimum wage. 0.56

01:24:56.000 So as soon as they want to talk about Norway, let's say, all right, let's get rid of the U.S. federal minimum wage.

01:25:00.000 First thing.

01:25:00.000 Do you know they have no minimum wage in the Scandinavian countries?

01:25:03.000 Only country that has it is Finland.

01:25:05.000 How do they negotiate wages voluntarily with employers?

01:25:08.000 So you can pay anyone whatever you want.

01:25:09.000 You can pay them 50 cents an hour or a dollar an hour.

01:25:12.000 The left wants to raise the minimum wage to $15 an hour.

01:25:15.000 Number two, where did Norway get all their money from?

01:25:17.000 So Norway has all this money to dish up for social programs.

01:25:20.000 They have the largest sovereign wealth fund in the world.

01:25:22.000 Where did they get their money from?

01:25:24.000 North Sea oil.

01:25:25.000 Nationalization of oil.

01:25:27.000 Nationalization of natural resources.

01:25:29.000 I thought the left wants the Green New Deal, getting rid of all of that. 0.98

01:25:33.000 Fracking is the worst thing.

01:25:34.000 Anyway, why do I do show notes anyway?

01:25:37.000 Can't people just see the title of the headline?

01:25:41.000 Sure.

01:25:41.000 I said that to Ann Coulter.

01:25:42.000 I go, I think footnotes are done.

01:25:45.000 All you have to do is say the article, and then they can, like, I read in Huffington Post that otters are actually not born.

01:25:52.000 They're created using marbles and piles of hair from barbershop floors.

01:25:58.000 Just look it up.

01:26:02.000 Anyway, this guy goes on and on and on.

01:26:04.000 He said he sends memes to Max, and he wrote back to us.

01:26:07.000 Huge thrill for us.

01:26:07.000 Our oldest said, I felt like we were getting a letter from a prisoner of war back in the Vietnam days.

01:26:13.000 You are.

01:26:13.000 The culture wars.

01:26:14.000 And yeah, please start sending stuff to Tommy, Max, and John.

01:26:22.000 They don't have to all be memes.

01:26:24.000 Actually, Tommy said, stop spending money on my commissary.

01:26:28.000 He said, give it to the Trump campaign.

01:26:30.000 I'm fine.

01:26:31.000 We have a cap at $100 and I have more shit than I need.

01:26:38.000 Yo, guys, first, I put the dollar sign after the number on purpose to get that Scottish guy's blood boiling. 0.95

01:26:45.000 That's a very effective way to make me angry.

01:26:49.000 Wanted to know how you feel about the idea of giving $500 billion to black schools and businesses and whatnot.

01:26:54.000 After all that burning, looting, and murdering, they get rewarded?

01:26:56.000 Doesn't this stink of...

01:26:57.000 It also doesn't work.

01:26:59.000 We've been funding education on a 45-degree line since 1950, and the test scores have been flatlined.

01:27:06.000 They have not budged since the 50s.

01:27:09.000 So throwing money at education doesn't work.

01:27:11.000 Throwing the free market at education does work.

01:27:14.000 Charter schools.

01:27:17.000 Us whites can't even get a shout out.

01:27:18.000 Much less money to our businesses and schools.

01:27:20.000 He caved and disavowed the Prowboys without any research on who they are.

01:27:23.000 It's so sad thoughts.

01:27:24.000 Dusty Bogan, what?

01:27:25.000 Got my interest.

01:27:25.000 What's with that?

01:27:26.000 Yeah, we got Dusty Bogan coming up.

01:27:28.000 We're adding a continent to the roster.

01:27:32.000 Lucas.

01:27:36.000 He's clearly doing it for black votes. 0.97

01:27:38.000 Because black votes, Hispanic votes, they win elections.

01:27:41.000 Female votes. 0.90

01:27:42.000 White males don't win elections. 0.83

01:27:44.000 Gavin Roy, I write to you from the socialist disaster that is Canada.

01:27:47.000 Fortunately, I live in Calgary.

01:27:49.000 Fortunately, I thought Calgary got ruined by socialism and all the tar sands, the oil there.

01:27:56.000 They can't get it out.

01:27:58.000 The final citadel of conservatism in this clown country.

01:28:00.000 All too often our very state-run media.

01:28:03.000 Wait a minute, Calgary?

01:28:04.000 Yeah, Calgary has been destroyed by liberal political leadership and over-taxing oil.

01:28:11.000 When I was there, fuck knows when that was, like 15 years ago, the tar sands were going at full throttle.

01:28:19.000 And I thought I was in Zurich.

01:28:21.000 It was the most fancy Western Canadian, sorry, Canadian city I've ever been to.

01:28:28.000 Way better than Toronto.

01:28:30.000 And then this last time I was there was probably five years ago, and it was just an abandoned shithole with no jobs.

01:28:35.000 Boom, gone.

01:28:37.000 Talk to Sheila Copps over at Rebel about Calgary.

01:28:42.000 It's amazing what leftist politicians can do to a thriving economy.

01:28:47.000 All too often, our various statewide media, let's get a kick out of attempting to participate in a national conversation.

01:28:52.000 A friend of mine sent me this pathetic excuse for journalism.

01:28:55.000 Oh, and then it's the how gay men are. 0.99

01:28:59.000 This is the gayest thing in the world. 1.00

01:29:01.000 That you make an assumption, right?

01:29:04.000 That like we're scared of mice, and then you go proud boys, mice everywhere.

01:29:09.000 Look at this.

01:29:10.000 Brad and I are proud boys, legally married for 12 years now.

01:29:13.000 We're proud of all the gay folks who have stepped up to reclaim our pride in this campaign.

01:29:21.000 It's great.

01:29:22.000 Great PR.

01:29:24.000 Yeah.

01:29:24.000 Proud boys aren't racist.

01:29:25.000 We're homos.

01:29:26.000 I saw some on some Proud Boys social media thing there.

01:29:32.000 Look at these fucking tongues. 1.00

01:29:35.000 They're saying, let's strike while the Aaron's gay and use this to get more gay recruits, gay Proud Boys, who thought we were homophobic.

01:29:43.000 So that works.

01:29:43.000 We're clearly not.

01:29:44.000 Come on in.

01:29:46.000 What a retarded thing to do. 1.00

01:29:50.000 I know you're scared of mice.

01:29:52.000 Here's a mouse and a Fred Perry.

01:29:57.000 Please no.

01:29:58.000 I'm an elephant.

01:30:04.000 Sam Rustin, is there a Prowboys UK?

01:30:08.000 No one seems to get back to me.

01:30:09.000 I don't know, dude.

01:30:10.000 I can't handle that.

01:30:11.000 Get on it.

01:30:12.000 If you're tenacious enough, you deserve to be in.

01:30:14.000 Part of the initiation is being able to track them down.

01:30:17.000 Hey, Rice Balls, we had a birthday party for my daughter on Saturday, and they spontaneously started chanting, burn the mask, burn the masks.

01:30:23.000 I think they're over this COVID crap.

01:30:25.000 Burn the mask!

01:30:26.000 Burn the mask!

01:30:28.000 Burn the mask!

01:30:30.000 Dude, we talked about the survival rate.

01:30:32.000 The survival rate for kids 0 to 12, or maybe I should say 2 to 12.

01:30:37.000 I think babies might be vulnerable.

01:30:40.000 You don't usually see this statistic in statistics.

01:30:43.000 It's like 99.98, and then you start losing the 9s when you go three decimal points in.

01:30:50.000 Driving a car is definitely riskier.

01:30:55.000 You see Baron Trump's drawings?

01:30:58.000 No.

01:30:59.000 Somebody tweeted it and it said, Baron Trump is ready to lead this fucking badass raptor and the huge titted Amazonian spear hunting woman.

01:31:10.000 That's a great drawing.

01:31:11.000 Yeah, and then there's like you know, this diverse crew of like, I guess, superheroes or something.

01:31:16.000 Then there's a bear hanging out with this other huge, like all these chicks. 0.99

01:31:19.000 The chick has huge tits just in every... 1.00

01:31:22.000 They're just balloon tits all over the place. 1.00

01:31:25.000 And then some dragons and fun stuff.

01:31:26.000 Yeah, well, this could be better, though.

01:31:28.000 And I don't like jackass.

01:31:29.000 No, I know.

01:31:30.000 That's like your world.

01:31:31.000 Yeah, right.

01:31:32.000 I reject all of that shit.

01:31:34.000 I denounce it.

01:31:34.000 Gavin Reisball, I just noticed this fake-ass email from censored.tv sent this last Saturday afternoon.

01:31:39.000 Take a look at this obvious shitty attempt by jackasses who can't even type proper English. 0.98

01:31:43.000 If this is ancient Chinese secret, then you can tell me to fuck off. 0.96

01:31:48.000 And it says censored.tv, contact censored.tv.

01:31:54.000 Sir, if you think this is fake, I'm afraid that I may have to fire the people I hired to do my email.

01:32:03.000 Because this is real.

01:32:07.000 This group has formerly misspelled the word censored that made me so angry.

01:32:19.000 I down on the desk and I broke my watch, which cost me $350.

01:32:25.000 But if it says censored.tv, then it's censored.tv.

01:32:31.000 Like, you go to the site itself, censored.tv, right?

01:32:36.000 Yeah?

01:32:37.000 Let's try it.

01:32:38.000 I've never been to this censor donate thing.

01:32:43.000 Wait, now I can't go to censor.tv?

01:32:46.000 Go there.

01:32:47.000 Now.

01:32:50.000 Go, go.

01:32:54.000 Okay.

01:32:54.000 And then you go to donate.

01:32:57.000 And that's it.

01:32:58.000 Yeah, it's real, dude.

01:33:00.000 The only misspelling, it's not even a misspelling.

01:33:03.000 It's pro-space trump platform.

01:33:06.000 It's a little aggravating thing, yeah, but that's the only thing.

01:33:09.000 That bothers the shit out of me.

01:33:11.000 Maybe we need another talk with them.

01:33:13.000 He doesn't know that.

01:33:14.000 And Ryan is retarded. 1.00

01:33:15.000 He can't read.

01:33:16.000 He hasn't read a book in like 10 years.

01:33:17.000 Oh, me?

01:33:18.000 I spell very well.

01:33:19.000 And he just noticed that.

01:33:21.000 We should do a spelling bee with me because I'm ahead of the game when it comes to spelling.

01:33:25.000 Okay, let's do ubiquitous.

01:33:28.000 U-B-I-Q-U-I-T-O-U-S. 1.00

01:33:35.000 And I've never spelt that word before.

01:33:36.000 I've never seen it written before.

01:33:38.000 Wait, let's do...

01:33:39.000 I wasn't paying attention.

01:33:40.000 Okay, U-B, I-Q-U-I-T-O-U-S. 0.82

01:33:46.000 Correct.

01:33:46.000 Ubiquitous.

01:33:47.000 Yes.

01:33:49.000 What about...

01:33:54.000 Here's one I always fuck up.

01:33:56.000 Embarrassed.

01:33:57.000 Uh-huh.

01:33:59.000 The word embarrassed?

01:34:00.000 Yeah.

01:34:00.000 E-M-B-A-R-R-A-S-S-E-D.

01:34:04.000 Embarrassed.

01:34:05.000 Is it two R's, right? 0.99

01:34:06.000 What's going on with my computer?

01:34:07.000 Is it two R's and two S's?

01:34:09.000 Dickweed.

01:34:10.000 I think it's two R's and two S's.

01:34:13.000 Let me see.

01:34:15.000 Embarrassed.

01:34:17.000 I d I nailed it.

01:34:19.000 You got it?

01:34:20.000 I was a little worried.

01:34:21.000 It was like, two R's and two S's?

01:34:23.000 What is this?

01:34:23.000 Assassin or Mississippi?

01:34:26.000 What the fucking shit is going on here?

01:34:34.000 Maybe it's final video.

01:34:35.000 It's taking like 10 years to.

01:34:36.000 I looked ahead at the mailing.

01:34:38.000 Okay.

01:34:39.000 Let's see if you can do diarrhea. 0.90

01:34:41.000 D. Wait, let me go to me.

01:34:42.000 D-I-A-R-H-E-A. 0.99

01:34:46.000 Close.

01:34:47.000 What?

01:34:48.000 There's two R's. 1.00

01:34:49.000 Fuck!

01:34:51.000 Okay.

01:34:52.000 That really got my goose.

01:34:53.000 Because I just spelled that recently.

01:34:54.000 Hey, Gavin Ryan, I love your show.

01:34:56.000 I watched Hour and Hours of your show.

01:34:57.000 I noticed you ate your headlock, Gavin has occurred to me maybe it's time to wash your fucking hair.

01:34:59.000 Jesus Christ.

01:35:03.000 I mean, that's terrible.

01:35:07.000 Shouldn't be laughing at that, dude.

01:35:08.000 You have hurt me today.

01:35:12.000 Oops.

01:35:13.000 Hey, what's up, Gavin in the fag zone, Bagan? 1.00

01:35:17.000 You may have heard by now how annoying Red has been with Proud Boys over the last few days.

01:35:21.000 Seeing what 10 different pics of gays kissing each other. 0.84

01:35:26.000 You stop it right now.

01:35:27.000 My head is going to explode.

01:35:29.000 Anyways, this made me think of you.

01:35:30.000 People telling me how to think and feel yet.

01:35:33.000 I can't put a dollar sign in the right fucking place.

01:35:35.000 It makes my blood boil as well.

01:35:37.000 Oh, good.

01:35:39.000 Fellow dude.

01:35:41.000 What is going on with my internet?

01:35:44.000 I'm on that stupid 5G shit.

01:35:46.000 Maybe that's the fucking problem.

01:35:47.000 God damn it.

01:35:48.000 Son of a B. Son of a son of a bitch. 0.98

01:35:52.000 Oh, are you uploading the other thing?

01:35:54.000 I swear to God.

01:35:56.000 Oh, that's it.

01:35:57.000 Is that uploading or encoding?

01:35:59.000 That shouldn't be affecting your computer at all.

01:36:01.000 I mean, you're using Wi-Fi.

01:36:02.000 I'm using...

01:36:05.000 I mean, mine's working fine.

01:36:06.000 Alright, so what's he talking about?

01:36:09.000 There's a link.

01:36:10.000 I don't know.

01:36:12.000 I don't know if we're up to that part of the letter yet.

01:36:14.000 This is kind of like a five-parter.

01:36:16.000 There's that, and then there's this.

01:36:20.000 We're looking for the link, right?

01:36:22.000 He is from DC.

01:36:23.000 I didn't know this one.

01:36:24.000 No, I know that one.

01:36:25.000 It's really with Dubai Simmon Linux and Bullshit Tough Guy Free Thinker Stick.

01:36:28.000 Feel free to skip the first 30 seconds.

01:36:31.000 Henry Rollins went to, is a rich kid who likes to talk about how broke he was.

01:36:35.000 Yeah, he voluntarily left his parents and said, I'm going to make it on my own and was broke.

01:36:40.000 But if there was ever any emergencies, he could just head back.

01:36:43.000 He went to one of the finest schools in D.C. It's catering to what some people would call an elitist.

01:36:58.000 Here we go.

01:37:47.000 Oh, I see.

01:37:48.000 Is this where the young elites hipsters take on the ancient dodging in the way types? 0.98

01:37:56.000 I love your band too.

01:38:02.000 I'm the 45 virtual hoops.

01:38:09.000 I know I'm invading your world.

01:38:14.000 Don't worry, your massive elitist ego can take it.

01:38:17.000 I want to introduce you to a woman I hope you can measure up to later in your life.

01:38:22.000 This is shit.

01:38:23.000 Dude, have a sense of humor, man.

01:38:25.000 People are fucking with you.

01:38:26.000 From the photos that she's done, she stands up for the rights of Muslim women and women all around.

01:38:34.000 Fuck off, nerd.

01:38:35.000 All right, that's enough.

01:38:37.000 Hey, Gav.

01:38:38.000 Hey, Kim John, Oon of the Fag Zone. 1.00

01:38:40.000 Ouch.

01:38:40.000 Oof.

01:38:41.000 That was accurate.

01:38:42.000 Nope.

01:38:43.000 The best part about doing heroin, unlike other drugs, is that it's so manageable at work.

01:38:48.000 Seriously, it's great.

01:38:49.000 Example, check out these two peaches working at the gas station.

01:38:52.000 Oh, that's ancient, dude.

01:38:55.000 Hello.

01:38:56.000 Is he going to fight something back?

01:39:05.000 If this gay prowboy thing was so serious, what about the fag zone? 1.00

01:39:09.000 Like, haven't I devastated Ryan by saying he lives in the fag zone? 0.81

01:39:13.000 Right.

01:39:14.000 Wouldn't that devastate you for working with a legend?

01:39:18.000 Just ruin Ryan Katsu Rivera by using the hashtag fag zone. 1.00

01:39:22.000 Too late.

01:39:23.000 That's all I hear.

01:39:25.000 It's terrible.

01:39:27.000 All right, let's look at our two last videos.

01:39:30.000 Final videos.

01:39:31.000 It's very late.

01:39:32.000 Going with two of them today.

01:39:33.000 You got two videos today, people.

01:39:39.000 Is that Venom or Spider-Man?

01:39:41.000 It's Black Symbiote Spider-Man.

01:39:43.000 So is he Spider-Man?

01:39:45.000 Yes.

01:39:45.000 Boom.

01:39:46.000 Oh, not anymore.

01:39:48.000 Jervis.

01:39:52.000 He's not Spider-Man anymore.

01:39:54.000 The kid's falling on his neck.

01:39:55.000 I don't know if he's going to be Spider-Man anymore.

01:39:57.000 We should look for a replacement.

01:39:59.000 We get Scout of Queens.

01:40:01.000 I'm sure there's Meyer Morales or the Dominican Spider-Man.

01:40:05.000 And I am going to flip.

01:40:07.000 Oh, God.

01:40:08.000 That's way worse than I first thought.

01:40:09.000 He obviously is not listening to that guy who invented the backflip, George Washington's old bodyguard.

01:40:14.000 Oh, yes.

01:40:16.000 Something Armstrong.

01:40:17.000 Camel, Joseph.

01:40:18.000 I don't know what I mean.

01:40:19.000 Yeah.

01:40:20.000 And then, of course, this just blew my mind.

01:40:24.000 I didn't know this is physically possible.

01:40:29.000 What a cool thing that exists on Earth.

01:40:33.000 What?

01:40:34.000 What?

01:40:36.000 Wow.

01:40:37.000 What?

01:40:38.000 Whips can do that? 1.00

01:40:40.000 Are you the best whipper in the world?

01:40:42.000 How many times...

01:40:44.000 Well, you know what's happening?

01:40:45.000 That's not screwed on.

01:40:46.000 It's laid on top.

01:40:47.000 That doesn't make it any less...

01:40:49.000 How do you know it's laid on top?

01:40:50.000 Look at it.

01:40:50.000 You don't see that?

01:40:52.000 We'll zoom.

01:40:53.000 I could watch this like infinitely.

01:40:55.000 It could be like an hour of me watching it.

01:40:57.000 We can do our two-hour show where the last hours...

01:41:00.000 Oh, it's upside down.

01:41:01.000 Yes, yes, yes, yes.

01:41:02.000 Ah, okay.

01:41:04.000 That takes the edge off.

01:41:06.000 That takes the edge off.

01:41:07.000 Smidgema Doodle.

01:41:08.000 Smidgemidoodle.

01:41:10.000 Okay, good.

01:41:10.000 Now I get the physics of it more.

01:41:13.000 I'm not as confused by the physics.

01:41:15.000 Imagine that was one of your balls.

01:41:17.000 Would the pain ever end?

01:41:19.000 Imagine that was your entire life's work.

01:41:22.000 What do you mean?

01:41:23.000 On a bottle cap?

01:41:24.000 Oh.

01:41:27.000 I've had too many beers to be funny.

01:41:30.000 You've had one.

01:41:32.000 Three.

01:41:32.000 Just in life.

01:41:35.000 I'm still recovering from DC, though.

01:41:37.000 We did a lot of partying.

01:41:39.000 Minor detail.

01:41:41.000 But I'm very happy with that video we made.

01:41:45.000 And if you haven't watched it and you're watching this, please go check out Band in DC Censored.tv presents.

01:41:51.000 It's high quality and there are some gems in there.

01:41:54.000 All right.

01:41:55.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:41:57.000 Get fired.

01:41:58.000 Get in trouble.

01:41:58.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 05, 2020

S03E20 - [2020-10-05 - S03E20 -]

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