Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E26 - WORST SHOW EVER [2020-10-19 - S03E26 - WORST SHOW EVER]

00:00:05.000 How'd you do my maps, my faithful by the way?

00:00:26.000 Oh, look, don't judge a book by its cover.

00:00:31.000 I'm not much of a man by the light of day, but by night I'm one hell.

00:00:38.000 You know, he's so flamboyant.

00:00:39.000 Tim Curry in Rocky Ort Pictures showed that he does Scottish sometimes.

00:00:45.000 Like, you seem a little brought down.

00:00:50.000 I re-watched that with my daughter on the weekend.

00:00:52.000 We threw toast, rice.

00:00:53.000 We dressed up at a tuxedo on in women's high-heeled shoes, singing all the songs.

00:01:00.000 And because my daughter's wanting to see it for a long time, and we got it, can't show the youngest that gay sex. 0.90

00:01:06.000 But she was like, yeah, that was okay.

00:01:08.000 That's good.

00:01:09.000 I go, I have to vacuum rice up now.

00:01:12.000 Like, we made toast.

00:01:14.000 We were saying all the lines, like, where's your fucking neck?

00:01:16.000 When the narrator comes out.

00:01:19.000 And she was like, yeah, it was fun.

00:01:20.000 I liked it.

00:01:21.000 She didn't dress up. 0.99

00:01:22.000 My wife and I did.

00:01:24.000 But I didn't realize how gay it is.

00:01:27.000 I thought, well, I saw it when I was 12.

00:01:29.000 And there's that scene where Tim Curry seduces Brad.

00:01:34.000 And he pretends it's Janet, but it's Tim Curry.

00:01:37.000 So it's a gay sex scene. 1.00

00:01:39.000 Okay, that was, I remember being deeply disturbed, like, it's such a cool movie, except for that one fucking gay scene. 1.00

00:01:47.000 Why'd they have to put in the gay shit? 1.00

00:01:50.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:01:51.000 And I remember thinking, well, if only they could just take out that one scene, it'd be such a good movie.

00:01:55.000 Because that's how you feel about gays when you're, you know, pre-adolescent.

00:02:00.000 And then you get to this age and you're like, sorry, gays. 1.00

00:02:03.000 We don't care about you.

00:02:05.000 You don't offend us.

00:02:06.000 We're not phobic.

00:02:08.000 You're not on the radar.

00:02:10.000 You don't come up.

00:02:11.000 Oh, does it bother you?

00:02:12.000 Let's take the proud boy's hashtag.

00:02:14.000 Look at this.

00:02:15.000 I'm holding hands with my husband and calling myself you.

00:02:19.000 Oh, no.

00:02:22.000 What a fucking gay thing to do. 1.00

00:02:29.000 They thought they were being gay homosexual, but they're being gay as in lame. 0.99

00:02:34.000 Didn't I see this, like this, what anniversary?

00:02:37.000 Sixth anniversary?

00:02:38.000 Yeah, do you remember those guys?

00:02:39.000 Yeah.

00:02:40.000 They were great.

00:02:41.000 Yeah.

00:02:42.000 You know how often it came up that they were gay?

00:02:46.000 I only know because they told me.

00:02:48.000 These are actual Prowl boys who have actually been married for six years, you fucking losers.

00:02:53.000 Speaking of losers, this guy put out a hit piece on me.

00:02:58.000 He took a hit out on the G-Dog. 0.94

00:03:00.000 He stalked Lauren Southern, followed her for months and months.

00:03:04.000 And she's such a attention whore that she just like confided in him, brought him in, and bullshit him, too. 1.00

00:03:16.000 Here's the story.

00:03:17.000 So Peter Lloyd, the British guy, he did the essential manhood.

00:03:23.000 I think I have him in the notes here.

00:03:25.000 Where is he?

00:03:26.000 1-3.

00:03:28.000 So he's talking to me.

00:03:28.000 He goes, yeah, Lauren Southern really fancies you.

00:03:31.000 She'd love to shag you. 1.00

00:03:33.000 And I find that to be funny because I have a mirror in my house.

00:03:36.000 And I know if you are lusting this, you're either lying or you need glasses.

00:03:43.000 So I would tease her about it and say, you want me.

00:03:46.000 And then Bill Schultz, we went out drinking one night and he goes, dude, she was all over you.

00:03:49.000 And I was like, I went to bed.

00:03:51.000 I pass out with my clothes on.

00:03:54.000 And so I found that amusing.

00:03:55.000 So then I would ramp it up and like, you want me so bad.

00:03:58.000 Oh my God, you're always diddling your bean, thinking of the G. And it's funny. 1.00

00:04:04.000 We get along very well.

00:04:05.000 I don't know why she threw me under the bus in this thing and made it all heavy.

00:04:09.000 I think she just loved the attention.

00:04:11.000 Like, oh, Gavin McInnis is dying to have an affair with me.

00:04:15.000 Help! 0.98

00:04:16.000 Help! 0.98

00:04:18.000 That gives her more credibility, I guess.

00:04:20.000 But yeah, that's not the case, my dear.

00:04:22.000 But I think he planned this whole thing, this smoking gun.

00:04:26.000 Apparently, I called.

00:04:27.000 I have no recollection of this, by the way.

00:04:28.000 I called her and I said, I don't know what I said.

00:04:31.000 Probably like, you want me so bad, it's insane.

00:04:33.000 And then she said, you're a married man.

00:04:34.000 I would never consider it.

00:04:35.000 Her usual retort to that bit.

00:04:38.000 Look at those blinds.

00:04:41.000 Yeah, that's kind of fun.

00:04:42.000 That's really annoying.

00:04:43.000 Messy, like messy chair.

00:04:44.000 Do you see the chair?

00:04:47.000 That's kind of annoying, but fix your blinds.

00:04:51.000 We're taking a picture of you.

00:04:52.000 Hold on a sec.

00:04:53.000 I just got to straighten these blinds.

00:04:55.000 That irritates me.

00:04:56.000 That's the most irritating thing about this whole head piece.

00:04:58.000 But so he follows her forever.

00:05:00.000 Months and months.

00:05:01.000 And this guy is such a fucking loser.

00:05:03.000 He's another one of these beta cux ginos, Jews in name only, who just comb through white male mega behavior, trying to find something. 1.00

00:05:14.000 And even his version of events is Gavin, he didn't have an affair, but he wanted to.

00:05:21.000 Coop.

00:05:24.000 And so he makes, he takes that call, right?

00:05:27.000 Where she goes, I would never do that.

00:05:28.000 And then she goes, how me?

00:05:30.000 And makes it like this.

00:05:31.000 That's his Watergate. 0.76

00:05:33.000 That's the whole article.

00:05:34.000 That's the whole movie point.

00:05:36.000 And who pays this guy's rent?

00:05:37.000 He puts out like an article or a feature every six months.

00:05:41.000 He's been working on this story, I think for two years.

00:05:45.000 When was Lauren Southern on my CR-TV show? 1.00

00:05:47.000 That was like two years ago.

00:05:49.000 And he finally drops the neutron bomb.

00:05:51.000 Two years in the work.

00:05:53.000 Fucking hell.

00:05:55.000 But go to the article.

00:05:57.000 So it's Lauren Southern with Bad Blinds. 0.84

00:05:59.000 Why the alt-right's most famous woman has no regrets.

00:06:02.000 Lauren Southern could spew racist propaganda like no other, but the men around her were better at one thing, trafficking in ugly misogyny. 0.51

00:06:11.000 What?

00:06:12.000 What a cock. 1.00

00:06:13.000 What a loser.

00:06:14.000 Hey, Daniel, have you ever been laid?

00:06:17.000 I would bet my life he's never had a threesome.

00:06:19.000 You start off the art.

00:06:20.000 Yeah, Gavin McInnis took a swig of whiskey from a bottle on his talk show's on set bar, blah, blah, blah.

00:06:26.000 Oh my God, you were really behind the scenes.

00:06:32.000 Her fellow guests were all men, an army vet, a Washington think tanker, and a radio shock jock.

00:06:38.000 There was no chair for her.

00:06:40.000 The men needed to reshuffle.

00:06:42.000 This is the patriarchy right here, Southern bantered.

00:06:44.000 Men get seats at the table.

00:06:46.000 It's called a joke, douche.

00:06:50.000 Like, how can you take that seriously?

00:06:52.000 Wow.

00:06:52.000 I'm the founder of the Proud Boys, an all-male neo-fascist group that promotes violence against its political opponents.

00:06:57.000 That's Wikipedia word for word.

00:07:00.000 He's just cutting and pasting the Wikipedia definition.

00:07:04.000 Last month debated.

00:07:05.000 And then the Donald Trump typo, stand back, stand by.

00:07:08.000 God, they are milking that.

00:07:10.000 That's all they have is a Donald Trump Proud Boys typo.

00:07:14.000 And what do we have?

00:07:16.000 Dude, this laptop is out of control.

00:07:19.000 I am hearing crazy shit.

00:07:22.000 Crazy shit.

00:07:25.000 This is the word on the street that they're about to release footage of him molesting some Chinese kid.

00:07:35.000 Child sex.

00:07:36.000 I don't know if it's true.

00:07:37.000 I mean, the stuff that's already out is plenty damning enough.

00:07:40.000 Especially, and I can't believe this hasn't already sunk Biden's campaign.

00:07:44.000 Him saying that dad makes me pay half the money to him.

00:07:50.000 Like, here's what I said last week, and I still stand by this.

00:07:54.000 If I have an opportunity to set up a hedge fund in China where my son was going to make 30 million a year and also have him on the board in Ukraine, where he's going to get 83, no, 51 grand a month.

00:08:05.000 I've heard 51 and 83, actually.

00:08:08.000 I don't know if I could resist, but I would recognize that that's a crime.

00:08:12.000 I would then make sure every laptop remotely associated with this was in a swimming pool, gone forever.

00:08:20.000 And then I would retire to Boca Raton and just pray I don't get arrested.

00:08:26.000 But to run for president, I think that when you've been in politics for half a century, which is literally true with him, you just start to feel like a monarch.

00:08:36.000 You're the king and you just deserve the presidency.

00:08:39.000 And you know you've done crimes and you can go fuck yourself.

00:08:42.000 Like the king would just behead anyone who didn't like.

00:08:45.000 He'd shoot the court gesture if he wasn't funny.

00:08:47.000 And you get into that mentality.

00:08:49.000 You just deserve it.

00:08:50.000 And the crazy part is he might be right.

00:08:53.000 I mean, it's possible that he wins.

00:08:55.000 Why am I talking so fast?

00:08:57.000 I'm the kangaroo guy.

00:08:58.000 Washing Trisha Paytas. 0.99

00:09:00.000 By the way, Does It Fart is a fabulous book by these really academic biologists, I guess you call them.

00:09:11.000 And they said the most annoying thing about being an expert in a certain species, like the eastern hog-nosed snake, is people always go, so do they fart?

00:09:21.000 And they go, we're so sick of answering this question that we're just putting them all in a book.

00:09:24.000 That's awesome.

00:09:26.000 And it describes everything.

00:09:28.000 Everyone who farts.

00:09:30.000 Yes, termites fart.

00:09:31.000 Basically, everything farts.

00:09:32.000 Oh, cool.

00:09:33.000 Goldfish don't fart.

00:09:36.000 Dinosaurs do not fart anymore.

00:09:40.000 Because they're no longer.

00:09:41.000 It's a good book.

00:09:42.000 That's my speed of book.

00:09:45.000 Yeah, it's for retards. 1.00

00:09:47.000 Like you.

00:09:50.000 So yeah, it might go on.

00:09:53.000 Biden might wait.

00:09:54.000 Breaking news.

00:09:55.000 My source is as high up as it gets watched.

00:09:57.000 Oh, I think I saw this.

00:09:58.000 Just told me point blank no rumor.

00:09:59.000 They saw Hunter raping and torturing little Chinese children.

00:10:04.000 I love little Chinese children.

00:10:07.000 Coffee in a cup.

00:10:09.000 Furry little pups.

00:10:10.000 Chinese government has the same videos Biden has compromised blackmailed can never be pres.

00:10:16.000 That is a doozy, eh?

00:10:18.000 But yeah, anyway, go back to that article.

00:10:21.000 So this guy is one of these people.

00:10:23.000 They're not concerned.

00:10:24.000 There are racists.

00:10:24.000 There was just a big bust, right?

00:10:27.000 Yeah, 21 white supremacists from like groups with Aryan in their name, you know, that I've never heard of when they talk about white supremacists.

00:10:33.000 When I say racism doesn't exist, I mean it's not a thing.

00:10:36.000 It is up there with albino skateboarders.

00:10:38.000 They do exist, but it's this many guys.

00:10:41.000 They got them all right there.

00:10:42.000 21 white supremacist gang members.

00:10:44.000 And what are their names?

00:10:47.000 Soldiers of Aryan culture, silent Aryan warriors, noble. 0.99

00:10:52.000 Why would cowboys deny that they're racists if they are?

00:10:55.000 Then a bunch of black guys show up and you go, what are you doing here? 0.82

00:10:58.000 Oh, you said you're not a racist club.

00:10:59.000 Well, that's a lie.

00:11:00.000 Oh, well, can you pay for my taxi to go back?

00:11:03.000 No, fuck you.

00:11:04.000 We're racists.

00:11:07.000 We don't give black people money.

00:11:09.000 But go back to that article.

00:11:12.000 Dude, that's your smoking gun, you fucking loser.

00:11:16.000 Neo-fascist group, go down.

00:11:17.000 So McInnes watched as Southern joined the men.

00:11:19.000 Are you ever going to have kids give birth?

00:11:21.000 Are you going to be a mother?

00:11:22.000 He asked her.

00:11:23.000 Then I'll give them my seat.

00:11:25.000 The men laughed.

00:11:26.000 And Southern, submitting to the last-minute administration of a makeup artist, laughed along.

00:11:30.000 Just one of the guys with long sticks, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:11:33.000 McInnis wasn't quite finished yet.

00:11:35.000 If you're not making humans, then fucking stand up, bitch. 1.00

00:11:39.000 Now, I remember that.

00:11:41.000 Yeah.

00:11:41.000 And he's just terrible at his job.

00:11:45.000 And he forgot the part.

00:11:46.000 This is what I was saying.

00:11:47.000 I said, chivalry, that whole getting up and saying, get a seat, is based on women procreating. 1.00

00:11:55.000 So you're saying you're the fair sex, you made us, you made my dad, you're the reason humans exist. 1.00

00:12:01.000 So here you go.

00:12:03.000 However, if you're not going to breed ever, I shouldn't have to give you my seat. 0.99

00:12:08.000 You're not special anymore.

00:12:09.000 You're one of the boys.

00:12:10.000 So I, and then I was joking about how I want to, next time I'm on the subway and I see a woman, I'll go, sorry, before I get up, are you ever going to have kids? 1.00

00:12:20.000 And she's like, no, fuck now. 0.96

00:12:21.000 I might have my tubes tied.

00:12:22.000 And I go, and then I said, well, then just stand there, bitch. 1.00

00:12:25.000 That was my funny.

00:12:27.000 And they always say I hide behind jokes.

00:12:31.000 That's a good example of me being serious, but kidding.

00:12:35.000 You know what I mean?

00:12:35.000 It's called nuance.

00:12:37.000 And I do think that you shouldn't have to stand up if a woman is never going to have kids. 0.98

00:12:42.000 She shouldn't get that pulling out the chair kind of thing. 0.98

00:12:45.000 And I do believe in chivalry, and you should pull out a chair for a woman who's going to breathe. 1.00

00:12:49.000 But obviously, I'm being hyperbolic when I say shut stand up, bitch. 1.00

00:12:53.000 It's funny.

00:12:55.000 Anyway.

00:12:56.000 And I also thought it was weird.

00:12:58.000 So there's that whole Milo thing, right?

00:13:00.000 Where he said that Lauren Southern went to meet Hope Not Hate.

00:13:04.000 We want to know what I really think about Lauren Southern?

00:13:06.000 I think this life is hard.

00:13:08.000 And I think women aren't as strong as men, and sometimes they snap and they do stupid shit. 1.00

00:13:12.000 Like, if she did go to Hope Not Hate, this is 616.

00:13:17.000 That's really fucked up.

00:13:18.000 But she's a young girl.

00:13:19.000 I'm not going to hold it against her.

00:13:21.000 Or even this, this article where she's like, help, help.

00:13:25.000 I'm not going to hold that against her.

00:13:28.000 It almost destroyed Laura Loomer.

00:13:30.000 She's winning now, but she went through a rocky time.

00:13:33.000 Cassandra Fairbanks, she had to move overnight.

00:13:36.000 Tommy Robinson has had to move a bunch of times.

00:13:38.000 So I'm not going to punch right.

00:13:40.000 But isn't it interesting that, and this sounds like I'm punching right.

00:13:44.000 So in this article, Milo says that Cowlin, who are definitely shitty human beings and his boyfriend ripped off Tommy Robinson and they were scam artists, the klepto queens of the far right.

00:13:55.000 But he says that she was with, she was working with them and she was aware that they were sharing my itinerary with Hope Not Hate.

00:14:03.000 And if you scroll down there, Hope Not Hate went to the airport.

00:14:06.000 Go down.

00:14:08.000 Down, down, down, down, down.

00:14:10.000 There.

00:14:11.000 They photographed me arriving.

00:14:15.000 Isn't that fucking spooky?

00:14:18.000 So then you go, if you work two years on an article, Daniel, wouldn't you include that and refute it if it's not true?

00:14:25.000 But I realized, no, he doesn't do that because that makes Lauren look bad.

00:14:28.000 And then that hurts her case of, you know, me stalking her like a crazed pervert. 0.79

00:14:35.000 Someone texted the article to my wife.

00:14:37.000 Oh, really?

00:14:38.000 Yeah.

00:14:38.000 And they said, we're so worried about you, honey.

00:14:44.000 And I told her what I just told you, and that was the end of that.

00:14:48.000 Anyway, speaking of people who comb through your life trying to catch you being racist, Nick Fuentes, who I was wary of when I first heard about him.

00:15:07.000 But now I love him.

00:15:11.000 He was on Tim Heidecker's show, and he said the Jews will not cancel Baked Alaska.

00:15:18.000 He was taking Baked Alaska's side, which we tried to do.

00:15:20.000 It was not easy.

00:15:23.000 We tried and failed to defend Baked Alaska.

00:15:25.000 Because his friend Miles Morales was macing a dude.

00:15:29.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:15:30.000 It's really hard to.

00:15:31.000 And I'm out.

00:15:34.000 But he went on their show, and we have Vic Berger.

00:15:38.000 Look at these.

00:15:39.000 The relativity of humor have to do with anything in the world right now.

00:15:43.000 Obviously, there's things that I don't think are funny.

00:15:46.000 Here's some burger.

00:15:47.000 From Nick, enough with the Jim Crow stuff. 0.99

00:15:48.000 Who cares?

00:15:49.000 Oh, I had to drink out of a different water fountain.

00:15:51.000 Big fucking deal.

00:15:52.000 Oh, no.

00:15:54.000 They've saved up all these gotcha moments.

00:15:56.000 Like the big, again, these pathetic smoking guns.

00:16:01.000 Should I call that?

00:16:02.000 Is that what I should call the article?

00:16:03.000 Pretty good.

00:16:03.000 Pathetic smoking guns.

00:16:07.000 So the smoking gun on Nick is that he got a letter once and it said, if I was baking cookies and 6 million cookies, I'd have to use this many ovens and that doesn't make sense.

00:16:20.000 And then Nick says, yeah, 6 million cookies.

00:16:22.000 And it's basically a jokey way to refer to the Holocaust denial theory, which is that it was more like 300,000 or something.

00:16:31.000 It wasn't 6 million.

00:16:32.000 They didn't use ovens.

00:16:33.000 They died of starvation.

00:16:34.000 I'm not saying that, but that is what Holocaust deniers say.

00:16:39.000 And I got called a Holocaust denial supporter simply for stating what their argument is.

00:16:48.000 You should know your enemy's arguments.

00:16:50.000 You should read Mein Kampf.

00:16:52.000 You should read that big, huge Mao book.

00:16:55.000 The art of war?

00:16:56.000 That's Shin Tzun.

00:16:58.000 Yes, that's not Mao.

00:16:59.000 Oh, right.

00:17:00.000 You should read Shea Guevara's speeches.

00:17:02.000 You should know what other people are talking about.

00:17:04.000 Anyway, so Vic Berger and I think he looks like Mark Hamill if Mark Hamill was a rescue dog.

00:17:11.000 Yes, he does.

00:17:11.000 That's James' joke I stole.

00:17:14.000 Yeah, I don't know who that other guy was.

00:17:15.000 There you go.

00:17:16.000 And you know what?

00:17:16.000 It's not worth engaging with losers like this.

00:17:19.000 Shame on you, Nick, because you were afforded every opportunity, I'm sure.

00:17:23.000 You're a white, privileged little piece of shit, and you have taken this road when you could have done it.

00:17:30.000 I'm a poor Latino.

00:17:31.000 Of course, good for your goblin.

00:17:35.000 There's Mark Campbell.

00:17:36.000 Amateur, like Vic Berger goes, oh, yeah, yeah, you go to Latino. 1.00

00:17:40.000 They just called Nick White two seconds ago.

00:17:43.000 You were the ones who brought up race. 0.95

00:17:44.000 So he mentioned his own race.

00:17:48.000 On Friday, I came on Saturday.

00:17:51.000 You always.

00:17:52.000 Tiki Torch were you at Charlottesville. 0.87

00:17:55.000 See, their version of Charlottesville, too, is they don't even know that there was two things going on.

00:17:59.000 They don't even understand that some people were just there to record it and see what was going on.

00:18:03.000 Everyone who was there was a tiki torcher, and everyone was there was supporting Heather Heyer getting killed.

00:18:09.000 That's how it works for them.

00:18:12.000 Okay, so you were there the day that a dude drove down a path and drove over people?

00:18:17.000 Yeah, that happened apparently with me being in the city of Charlottesville.

00:18:20.000 I don't see that.

00:18:22.000 How did it feel in your heart when that woman was run over by patriots of yours, compatriots of yours?

00:18:30.000 Well, not really compatriots.

00:18:31.000 I didn't know who did it.

00:18:32.000 I mean, how would you feel that a Black Lives Matter person drove over Trump supporters in L.A. last week?

00:18:38.000 That Boogaloo boy shooting the cop is that one of the boy was a cop hater, my friend.

00:18:44.000 He was one of yours.

00:18:49.000 I got to talk to the flaming lips.

00:18:50.000 But listen, man, I want to say you have time.

00:18:52.000 Michael Vickberger says, all right, why are we talking to this loser?

00:18:55.000 Yeah.

00:18:56.000 Well, that's what they do when they lose, right?

00:18:58.000 They say, I don't want to engage.

00:19:01.000 The left lost their IQ when Trump came into office, and they lost their ability to negotiate, to discuss, to debate.

00:19:09.000 So now they changed it and said, we won't give Nazis a platform.

00:19:14.000 Why are we talking to this loser?

00:19:15.000 Yeah.

00:19:16.000 Because they promote genocide, and I can't give genocide a platform, or people will die.

00:19:21.000 I love Alpha Vick Berger with resting grandma face.

00:19:24.000 Well, they all have the same kind of vibe as like a boomer liberal woman. 1.00

00:19:29.000 Yeah.

00:19:29.000 Don't get a little headband.

00:19:30.000 They sound like teachers.

00:19:31.000 A Little headband and everything.

00:19:33.000 Weirdo.

00:19:34.000 They sound like high school teachers.

00:19:36.000 By the way, let's not abandon that.

00:19:38.000 But I sent you a picture.

00:19:41.000 Did I?

00:19:42.000 Maybe I didn't.

00:19:42.000 Of this chick who's like trans.

00:19:45.000 I got two pic.

00:19:46.000 I got one tweet.

00:19:51.000 Check my parlor.

00:19:53.000 Okay.

00:19:53.000 I forgot to send it to you.

00:19:54.000 But it's this girl, beautiful young girl, right?

00:19:58.000 She goes to college.

00:19:59.000 She becomes trans.

00:20:01.000 She cuts her tits off and changes her name to Fred. 1.00

00:20:06.000 Now, Milo said feminism is cancer, right? 1.00

00:20:10.000 What do you do when you have breast cancer? 1.00

00:20:13.000 There she is.

00:20:14.000 You get a double mastectomy.

00:20:16.000 So he was accurate when he called feminism cancer. 1.00

00:20:20.000 And there's all this fear.

00:20:21.000 The reason these losers comb through our history or phone calls or tweets trying to catch us being bad is because they think that we're starting a new brown shirt movement and it's going to lead to World War III and kill like 60 million Jews this time.

00:20:38.000 That fantastically ridiculous concept is apparently their impetus for doing all this dirt sifting.

00:20:48.000 Now, they don't do real Aryan groups that are actual Nazis because they're chicken shit and then they're scared of them. 1.00

00:20:54.000 And they probably should be.

00:20:56.000 So they focus on conservatives and try to catch them sinning, trying to catch them being impure.

00:21:02.000 But what?

00:21:04.000 Like, horrible racist ideas don't chop tits off. 1.00

00:21:09.000 If you're a parent, you should be more concerned with the far left.

00:21:14.000 Look at that girl. 1.00

00:21:17.000 Go back to her, dickhead. 0.98

00:21:19.000 What are you doing, fuckface? 0.62

00:21:20.000 Trying to find her elsewhere.

00:21:21.000 There's only that one pic of her.

00:21:24.000 He had the picture.

00:21:25.000 Everything was going great, and you went wandering like a silly, retarded woman. 1.00

00:21:31.000 And now you can't find it.

00:21:34.000 Well, we saw her.

00:21:36.000 No, I want to look at that.

00:21:40.000 Like, this beautiful young girl has been maimed.

00:21:44.000 She's missing her tits. 1.00

00:21:47.000 You know, a guy at the gym's ex-wife just had a double mastectomy.

00:21:51.000 It was a harrowing experience.

00:21:53.000 Everyone was praying for her to make it through.

00:21:56.000 And she made it.

00:21:57.000 And we're all happy now that she's okay after surviving such a traumatic event.

00:22:02.000 You don't want your daughter's tits cut off. 1.00

00:22:05.000 So, guys, if you're so into justice and protection, can you maybe protect our girls?

00:22:11.000 They're getting used as cum dumpsters and having their tits cut off. 1.00

00:22:16.000 Having slut walks. 1.00

00:22:20.000 Anyway, let's go back to the Tim Heidegger thing.

00:22:23.000 U.S. doctors are performing double mastectomies on healthy 13-year-old girls.

00:22:27.000 Like, this is why I'm a TERF, a trans exclusionary radical feminist.

00:22:31.000 Because when you let the left run the show, you're letting the lunatics run the asylum.

00:22:38.000 And what do they do?

00:22:39.000 They chop girls, lesbians, tits off. 1.00

00:22:41.000 You're not a lesbian. 1.00

00:22:42.000 No, you're a man with a pussy. 1.00

00:22:46.000 That's what Middle Easterners do.

00:22:47.000 That's why they say there's no gays in Saudi Arabia because they make all the gays women and all the lesbians men. 0.98

00:22:56.000 Okay, let's keep going.

00:22:58.000 You always kind of just tiptoe out of the thing.

00:23:01.000 I was there, but I didn't hear that you're a coward.

00:23:04.000 Why were you there?

00:23:04.000 What are you doing?

00:23:06.000 Cowardly.

00:23:06.000 These are the facts.

00:23:07.000 The Tiki Torch marches on Friday.

00:23:09.000 I got there on Saturday.

00:23:10.000 Why did you go?

00:23:11.000 So you were there the day that a dude drove down a boogaloo boy with Duke?

00:23:16.000 Are you a David Duke head?

00:23:18.000 I've never met David Duke.

00:23:19.000 I don't know David Duke.

00:23:21.000 What are you talking about?

00:23:21.000 I don't know David Duke.

00:23:22.000 Bake the last patent.

00:23:23.000 David slime is David Duke.

00:23:26.000 Helped him when he got maced in the eyes.

00:23:28.000 I mean, you know, if somebody's helping you and you get maced, I think that's the polite thing to say.

00:23:32.000 Nick, my message to you is this.

00:23:34.000 You're a good-looking guy.

00:23:35.000 You're young.

00:23:36.000 You've got a lot of charisma because, you know, despite the booger eating we saw, you're not funny.

00:23:42.000 Which is disgusting.

00:23:44.000 You have an opportunity to change the course of your life.

00:23:46.000 You've got an audience.

00:23:47.000 That's another thing they say, too.

00:23:50.000 You have an opportunity.

00:23:51.000 You have a lot of influence.

00:23:52.000 You're using it for bad.

00:23:54.000 I had these gay neighbors that we were totally good pals with.

00:23:58.000 And then when I said trans people are mentally ill-gays, my wife was paranoid they're going to dump us.

00:24:02.000 And they go, we don't care.

00:24:03.000 We're not trans. 0.99

00:24:05.000 Maybe you're right.

00:24:06.000 But then when I started the Proud Boys, they go, it's really sad because you have a lot of influence.

00:24:11.000 And the fact that you're using it to start that group and influencing those young men.

00:24:16.000 To do what?

00:24:17.000 Cut their tits off? 1.00

00:24:20.000 I don't want anyone cutting their tits off. 1.00

00:24:22.000 You know what Tim Heidecker did?

00:24:23.000 I met him once.

00:24:25.000 He had these crackhead neighbors.

00:24:28.000 And because he's all about peace and love, right?

00:24:31.000 Like all liberals, they think of blacks as pets.

00:24:34.000 They don't really know them.

00:24:35.000 So they're not aware when one of them is behaving badly.

00:24:39.000 So this guy's a fucking crackhead you should avoid.

00:24:41.000 He's a dangerous, violent felon.

00:24:43.000 But Tim, he's Dr. Doolittle.

00:24:45.000 He can speak to the animals.

00:24:46.000 Hello, black friend.

00:24:48.000 So he hears a fight going on with, I think, the crackhead and his mother.

00:24:53.000 So he goes down there to say, hey, guys, you need to chill out and be cool.

00:24:57.000 Guess what happens?

00:24:58.000 The crackhead starts stabbing him.

00:25:01.000 So he's running away, and the crackhead is literally stabbing him in the back as he runs.

00:25:08.000 Wow.

00:25:09.000 Not so friendly.

00:25:12.000 What was this Now This video?

00:25:15.000 Oh, yeah.

00:25:18.000 We forgot.

00:25:18.000 We didn't show the part in that video, by the way.

00:25:20.000 Nick goes, I'm 10,000 people tune into my live cast and no one listens to yours.

00:25:26.000 And he goes, that's because my fans are busy doing shit.

00:25:30.000 They don't have time to sit and watch it live.

00:25:32.000 They watch it later.

00:25:33.000 Oh.

00:25:35.000 And how would you feel if you're one of his fans just going, I'm actually watching it live?

00:25:40.000 Yeah.

00:25:41.000 And then he's like, actually, I'm on Showtime.

00:25:44.000 I'm a successful guy.

00:25:44.000 I'm on TV.

00:25:46.000 And he's like, oh, yeah.

00:25:46.000 Nick's like, oh, yeah, Showtime.

00:25:48.000 I think my parents got Showtime.

00:25:49.000 I'll ask them about it.

00:25:52.000 And then he says, your viewers couldn't afford Showtime.

00:25:54.000 They raised $400 just to get him on the show in the chat.

00:25:57.000 That's how they got him on the show.

00:25:59.000 Started this Gang called the Proud Boys.

00:26:02.000 So, this is now this thing.

00:26:03.000 Two weeks ago, they put this out again.

00:26:08.000 So, you just show a Confederate flag after saying Proud Boys.

00:26:13.000 This is just Soviet propaganda.

00:26:15.000 We will kill you.

00:26:16.000 That's the Proud Boys in a nutshell.

00:26:18.000 We will kill you.

00:26:19.000 And now it's just Vic Berger's video in full.

00:26:23.000 And isn't it funny how the left is pretending that they're outraged by this kind of talk when that's all they say?

00:26:30.000 Punch Nazis and kill a Nazi and I hope Trump dies.

00:26:33.000 This is the vernacular of the time.

00:26:37.000 But it's free speech for me and not for thee.

00:26:40.000 Wait, why'd you just jump ahead?

00:26:42.000 We could watch the whole Vick Burger video, but we've done that.

00:26:44.000 This is the same one that he did last year.

00:26:50.000 Four years in prison for that.

00:26:55.000 Yeah, what's that?

00:26:57.000 I think it's our job to do it.

00:26:59.000 Fuck yourself.

00:27:00.000 And the cup to turn a blind eye.

00:27:05.000 Is this a recruitment video?

00:27:07.000 As Sal is right now, Sal's in the studio, folks.

00:27:09.000 Oh my god, it's Sal Cipola.

00:27:11.000 Where are you from?

00:27:12.000 I'm here.

00:27:13.000 Wow, you came a long way.

00:27:14.000 Wearing a MAGA hat, and some guy with Tommy's.

00:27:16.000 Who's going to tell me not to go?

00:27:18.000 Comes up to you and says, Hey, are you Sal or are you pro-Trump?

00:27:22.000 Choke him.

00:27:24.000 Trust your instincts.

00:27:25.000 Don't listen to what he has to say.

00:27:28.000 I remember saying that, and that was when Sal was at a demonstration where Antifa showed up to fuck shit up.

00:27:35.000 And one of the Antifa came up to him and said, Hey, man, are you Sal?

00:27:38.000 In that context, you're about to get maced, fucked with, punched.

00:27:42.000 So choke the guy. 1.00

00:27:43.000 This is the preamble to an attack.

00:27:47.000 You'd really think I mean, hey, Sal, if you're walking down the street and someone goes, hey, are you Sal?

00:27:54.000 Like they create this vision, and it worked for Max and John.

00:27:58.000 They said, proud boys are roaming the streets, beating random people.

00:28:01.000 That's what Daniel Lombroso put in that Atlantic article.

00:28:05.000 They violently attack their political opponents.

00:28:08.000 They violently attack people who are fighting them.

00:28:10.000 And yes, they do coincidentally disagree with us.

00:28:14.000 So when Antifa start a fight, we finish it.

00:28:18.000 You could argue that is attacking someone you disagree with.

00:28:21.000 Sure.

00:28:22.000 Wait, aren't you always attacking someone you disagree with?

00:28:26.000 Unless they're a masochist who wants to be beaten, right?

00:28:29.000 That's what an attack is.

00:28:31.000 It's a disagreement.

00:28:32.000 It's two attacks.

00:28:35.000 I was beating him, and he was like, yeah, I had this coming.

00:28:41.000 Choke him.

00:28:43.000 So yeah.

00:28:53.000 Sounds good to me.

00:28:54.000 And you call for the context.

00:28:59.000 Yeah.

00:28:59.000 This video gives me PTSD because I had to find the full clips of this and then just be like, yep, this is what you left out.

00:29:05.000 This is the first time you're going to be able to do that.

00:29:06.000 Oh, yeah.

00:29:06.000 I paid you like, what, 200 bucks?

00:29:08.000 Something like that to go through and find all the context.

00:29:11.000 Yeah.

00:29:11.000 Which we put up on YouTube.

00:29:12.000 And now it's taken down off of YouTube.

00:29:14.000 I had to just look for shirts and be like, this is the episode.

00:29:19.000 Plastic sword coming up.

00:29:20.000 Whoa.

00:29:25.000 Brandishing a katana.

00:29:27.000 Let me see if they from Toys R Us.

00:29:43.000 Get a fing gun.

00:29:45.000 Get ready to blow someone's fing head off. 0.84

00:29:48.000 I've even killed people in my dreams.

00:29:50.000 That's how awesome my gun is.

00:29:54.000 Get arrested.

00:29:54.000 Get fired.

00:29:55.000 Let's all get in this together.

00:29:58.000 They can't kill us all.

00:30:00.000 I can't think of it.

00:30:06.000 Beautiful.

00:30:08.000 Wow.

00:30:08.000 This is long.

00:30:09.000 Yeah.

00:30:12.000 I love the way he falls on his ass.

00:30:14.000 What?

00:30:17.000 Servants never punched anyone in the face.

00:30:19.000 Finally, he's appearing the rim.

00:30:20.000 And then Malzberg goes, you're not advocating violence, are you?

00:30:23.000 Look at what I'm wearing.

00:30:25.000 This guy's a huge threat.

00:30:27.000 Absolutely am.

00:30:29.000 It's a wonderful effect to me.

00:30:33.000 This is a fing war. 0.91

00:30:35.000 Trump boys, stand back and stand by.

00:30:39.000 Back.

00:30:39.000 Stand by.

00:30:40.000 Stand back.

00:30:43.000 You have repeatedly.

00:30:44.000 Then they add this to be like, this is new video technique.

00:30:56.000 Same clip.

00:30:56.000 I mean, I don't know.

00:30:57.000 Yeah, we've all seen that 8 billion, zillion, kajillion, million, zillion times.

00:31:03.000 Cotillion.

00:31:04.000 The fact that the media can show you something like that and make you scared of Trump and what might happen after five months of absolute chaos boggles the mind.

00:31:21.000 I just like watching them freaking waddle away.

00:31:25.000 Vic Berger's backfan in a circus.

00:31:27.000 Like people could pay to see him.

00:31:30.000 Look at this waddle.

00:31:31.000 What is that waddle?

00:31:34.000 That's the most damning thing that you could ever show.

00:31:37.000 It's men in their own video.

00:31:38.000 Heidecker is the cool guy in your day.

00:31:40.000 He's the fawns.

00:31:43.000 Oh, my.

00:31:46.000 Yeah, I'm going to be on ABC News now.

00:31:50.000 I think it aired maybe at 6 o'clock.

00:31:52.000 Oh, cool.

00:31:53.000 Oh, this is interesting.

00:31:55.000 So during that debate, Nick says, why'd you get Sam Hyde canceled?

00:31:58.000 And he goes, Tim is like, I'm sick of that lie.

00:32:00.000 It's not true.

00:32:01.000 And then here we have, hey, YouTube, why does Baked Alaska have an account?

00:32:05.000 He goes, oh, that's the Baked Alaska thing.

00:32:07.000 Yeah, this is the newer one, but he did do that with Sam Hyde.

00:32:10.000 But didn't I send you the Sam Hyde one?

00:32:11.000 Or maybe I didn't.

00:32:13.000 Show the proof, just to end this stupid debate once and for all, that Tim Heideker tried to get Sam Hyde fired, which worked, by the way.

00:32:22.000 Which one is it?

00:32:23.000 I don't think it's in the links.

00:32:24.000 I think I sent the wrong one.

00:32:25.000 Oh.

00:32:27.000 The wrong Tim Heidecker cancel tweet.

00:32:29.000 Yep.

00:32:29.000 He's So busy at it.

00:32:31.000 What a life trying to get people fired.

00:32:34.000 What a fucking life.

00:32:36.000 What did you accomplish?

00:32:37.000 I got someone fired.

00:32:39.000 Good work.

00:32:40.000 Sam Hyde confronted him on a show.

00:32:43.000 They spoke to each other.

00:32:46.000 That picture is from a movie where he played me.

00:32:48.000 Really?

00:32:49.000 Yeah.

00:32:49.000 Huh?

00:32:51.000 A fascist hipster in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

00:32:53.000 They were going to get me to do it if he couldn't do it.

00:32:56.000 Interesting.

00:32:58.000 Not so good.

00:33:00.000 What happened?

00:33:03.000 Wanna guess?

00:33:07.000 Hello?

00:33:10.000 Not so good.

00:33:11.000 Oh.

00:33:13.000 Yeah.

00:33:16.000 What do you think about that?

00:33:19.000 Brett Gelman, yeah.

00:33:21.000 Are you?

00:33:22.000 I'm sorry to hear no one.

00:33:23.000 Anyone's doing not good.

00:33:27.000 Being not good at it, if you will.

00:33:33.000 What's that?

00:33:35.000 You there?

00:33:35.000 I'm here.

00:33:36.000 Didn't you want the show canceled?

00:33:38.000 I didn't really have a strong feeling about it either, either way.

00:33:41.000 The only shows I don't want canceled are my own.

00:33:44.000 That's not true.

00:33:45.000 See, this is the problem with these people.

00:33:49.000 They just lie.

00:33:49.000 It's such a waste of time.

00:33:54.000 Sam, I've talked about this for the past three weeks in the show.

00:33:59.000 I've been very honest and forthright about my experience with the show and with your audience.

00:34:05.000 And, you know, that's really all I have to say about it.

00:34:08.000 I've been pretty straightforward about it.

00:34:10.000 Shut up. 0.95

00:34:11.000 I'm sorry.

00:34:13.000 We have proof of you tagging tagging.

00:34:19.000 Well, there's no forbidding, tagging YouTube.

00:34:21.000 And we have a Trump-loving comedy show.

00:34:26.000 The Washington Post describes Hyde's show as.

00:34:28.000 Him and Brett Gelman.

00:34:29.000 And I remember hearing him say, we need to talk to the advertisers on this show.

00:34:35.000 Remember that?

00:34:35.000 Yeah, that's right.

00:34:36.000 They outright said that.

00:34:37.000 That's getting a show canceled, dumbass.

00:34:41.000 This was a weird thing.

00:34:43.000 Radical Sox leader of pro-Dawn rallies.

00:34:45.000 This black guy with his teeth knocked out, right? 0.98

00:34:49.000 Yeah.

00:34:50.000 Someone who knows him said, I can get him for your show.

00:34:52.000 Oh, yeah.

00:34:53.000 Oh, sounds cool.

00:34:53.000 Let's get him on.

00:34:55.000 And then I get a call.

00:34:56.000 Dude, he's a fucking imbecile.

00:34:58.000 Joe, he had a dumb rally with no permits that put everyone in jeopardy.

00:35:04.000 And he's a douche.

00:35:08.000 And I was talking to Biggs about it.

00:35:09.000 He goes, when Enrique and I have a rally, no one gets hurt.

00:35:12.000 Everything gets fine.

00:35:13.000 This guy's half-assed and he got people fucked up. 0.99

00:35:17.000 So don't bother.

00:35:18.000 And I said, all right, then I don't like him anymore.

00:35:21.000 It's not a bad guy.

00:35:22.000 It's just you can't on your parlor looking for his teeth.

00:35:27.000 That's not my parlor.

00:35:28.000 It sure isn't.

00:35:29.000 You're right.

00:35:30.000 So you're just looking at random parlor.

00:35:32.000 Right.

00:35:35.000 How fucking dumb are you?

00:35:37.000 I make mistakes, just like everybody does.

00:35:39.000 No, you're really good at mistakes.

00:35:41.000 Thank you.

00:35:42.000 That's your one talent.

00:35:47.000 Yeah, let's go through some of those pictures I sent you.

00:35:50.000 Because there's that story.

00:35:51.000 But much more interesting, we haven't talked about this, is the beheading in Paris.

00:35:56.000 Guy shows the Muhammad cartoons. 0.75

00:35:58.000 They cut his fucking head off.

00:36:00.000 And should we show it?

00:36:02.000 Some people don't want to see this.

00:36:04.000 I don't have that in my...

00:36:05.000 I know, I didn't send it to you because I wasn't sure whether I want to put it on.

00:36:07.000 No, that's terrible.

00:36:08.000 Let's just picture a head.

00:36:10.000 Just a head.

00:36:11.000 He still has his COVID mask around his neck.

00:36:14.000 Wow.

00:36:14.000 But it must be hard to get a head off.

00:36:18.000 Like the spinal cord?

00:36:20.000 I would imagine only a saw could really do it.

00:36:23.000 Right.

00:36:24.000 Like a knife getting in between the gluten or whatever it is.

00:36:28.000 The discs.

00:36:29.000 The discs there on your neck.

00:36:32.000 They cut his head off.

00:36:33.000 But then there was this person who said they put up, why'd the police kill someone suspected in a knife crime?

00:36:41.000 Will you fucking stop zipping around?

00:36:43.000 There.

00:36:45.000 I fully condemn French police's brutal, senseless murder of the Muslim suspect last night.

00:36:51.000 Macron and the security operator should explain to the public what was the need for the use of disproportionate force against someone suspected of a knife crime.

00:37:00.000 France is in crisis.

00:37:03.000 Someone chops a head off.

00:37:04.000 You know you're going to get shot when you chop someone's head off.

00:37:08.000 And the takeaway is France is Islamophobic and the police are violent.

00:37:13.000 A knife crime.

00:37:16.000 It's exhausting, isn't it?

00:37:18.000 Was 9-11 a plane crime?

00:37:20.000 A box cutter crime?

00:37:22.000 What the fuck?

00:37:23.000 I follow this Instagram account.

00:37:25.000 It's East New York.

00:37:26.000 It's called Shizmabin. 0.97

00:37:28.000 And it's a good sort of look at, I don't know, ghetto black culture. 0.75

00:37:34.000 And it's about 80% black people in the hood behaving very badly. 1.00

00:37:40.000 Kicking people in the head, throwing shit at someone, smashing into each other with cars, dealing drugs, starting fires.

00:37:49.000 And then the other half is the police arresting someone and them going, these fucking pigs.

00:37:57.000 Look at these pigs. 1.00

00:37:59.000 What's this one?

00:38:01.000 Patterson, New Jersey.

00:38:02.000 Police say 26-year-old Tyshon Depew was shot Thursday night on Lawrence Street.

00:38:07.000 Yes, no Fetty Wap.

00:38:12.000 Fetty Wap has been posting photos of himself and his brother on Instagram.

00:38:16.000 I didn't mean to go to that.

00:38:17.000 But you just see.

00:38:19.000 Well, that's in Jamaica.

00:38:20.000 Oh.

00:38:22.000 But it's just crime after crime after horrendous crime.

00:38:27.000 And then why do the police keep bugging us for no reason?

00:38:30.000 I don't know, because you're kicking each other and hitting kids.

00:38:37.000 He's going to get a brick.

00:38:40.000 And the person filming is always laughing.

00:38:43.000 No matter how horrendous the event is.

00:38:46.000 Oh, look at this one.

00:38:48.000 This one?

00:38:48.000 No.

00:38:49.000 Oh, you see people getting shot all the time on this.

00:38:52.000 I don't know how they have it up.

00:38:53.000 This one.

00:38:53.000 This is typical.

00:38:55.000 Let's watch this whole thing.

00:38:58.000 NSFW, by the way, folks.

00:39:01.000 I'm a gangster.

00:39:03.000 That's another thing we should be worried about.

00:39:05.000 Gangster culture. 0.95

00:39:07.000 How many people has that killed?

00:39:10.000 We're so worried about Nazis when these kids are listening to gangster music, flexing with guns, because that's the culture.

00:39:17.000 And where does it leave them?

00:39:18.000 Where do they end up?

00:39:22.000 We're about to see.

00:39:26.000 Oh, boy.

00:39:28.000 Dead.

00:39:33.000 And who's filming it?

00:39:36.000 Is this how you get your money for killing the guys?

00:39:39.000 There.

00:39:40.000 I got the dead bodies.

00:39:42.000 Oh, my God.

00:39:43.000 This is what I said on ABC News, too.

00:39:45.000 I said, there's 20 blacks killed a day in gang warfare.

00:39:47.000 You're so worried about Breonna Taylor.

00:39:49.000 I said, we've got 120 opioid ODs every day.

00:39:53.000 98 of the 100 biggest cities.

00:39:56.000 That's the funniest guy in the world.

00:39:58.000 He's dead now.

00:40:00.000 98 of the biggest 100 cities in America have had rioting and looting.

00:40:07.000 And $3 billion of damage.

00:40:13.000 Most damage in American history.

00:40:15.000 But Proud Boys might get violent.

00:40:18.000 And here's their leader saying violent shit on his comedy show.

00:40:22.000 Let's focus all on that.

00:40:26.000 How weird.

00:40:27.000 I wonder if they're going to focus on socialism cutting kids' tits off and gangsterism getting young men murdered in the hood.

00:40:38.000 So this is what pisses me off about all this.

00:40:41.000 They don't really care.

00:40:43.000 They're ignoring dead bodies and focusing on some corpses because it furthers their political gain.

00:40:48.000 That to me is satanic.

00:40:50.000 So Tim Heidegger, Vic Berger, this Daniel Lombroso thing, they are satanic.

00:40:55.000 They are evil people who totally ignore real death, real violence, real racism, real harm, and just focus 100% on their fine-tooth comb going through MAGA purses trying to find lint.

00:41:10.000 It's a pathetic fucking lifestyle.

00:41:13.000 But I'll be very interested to see ABC News tonight and see what they do.

00:41:18.000 Right.

00:41:19.000 Because I'm so fucking mad at myself for not recording it.

00:41:23.000 But I destroyed her.

00:41:25.000 She got me twice and I got her 17 times.

00:41:29.000 I don't think she realized she was in a melee.

00:41:33.000 Yeah.

00:41:34.000 She was like, whoa, whoa, I did.

00:41:35.000 Jason Kessler was a proud boy who started Unite the Right.

00:41:38.000 That old bullshit.

00:41:40.000 And then I said, you're always talking about race.

00:41:41.000 And I explained that we booted him out.

00:41:43.000 But the one time she got me, she goes, I go, can we not talk about race all the time?

00:41:49.000 And then later on, I was talking about how some groups do better than other groups.

00:41:54.000 And that's just the way life is.

00:41:55.000 You don't see a lot of Chinese people in the NBA.

00:41:57.000 And then she goes, oh, so now you're bringing race into it.

00:42:00.000 I was like, touche.

00:42:02.000 You got me.

00:42:03.000 That's one.

00:42:05.000 But that was the extent of her gets. 0.50

00:42:11.000 I want to watch this video of a Chinese girl getting picked up, but I should warn you that I haven't seen it yet.

00:42:16.000 And this segment may stink.

00:42:29.000 This might suck.

00:42:31.000 I'm warning you.

00:42:33.000 This is Guy Steals Girl from Chinese Guy. 0.98

00:42:36.000 Now, stop, stop, stop.

00:42:39.000 I lived in Taiwan for a while, and I got zero Asian pussy. 1.00

00:42:44.000 They were not into facial hair.

00:42:47.000 Even like my leg hairs.

00:42:48.000 I'm not a very hairy guy, but in Taiwan, I'm the fucking Sasquatch. 1.00

00:42:53.000 But I had my pick of any white chick I wanted because all the other white guys were going with Asian girls. 1.00

00:43:00.000 So I don't know why I bothered mentioning that.

00:43:02.000 It's got nothing to do with this.

00:43:04.000 I guess what I'm saying is it's been, this has not been my experience.

00:43:08.000 Getting Asians in Asia is not easy.

00:43:10.000 But maybe if you're clean-shaven and you don't look like Donald Sutherland with AIDS, it is easy.

00:43:15.000 I don't know.

00:43:16.000 And I don't even know if this video is real.

00:43:19.000 So don't get your hopes up for the next five minutes of entertainment.

00:43:23.000 So this guy is going to try to steal this girl.

00:43:28.000 And it's true that women are more attracted to blacks and whites than they are to Asians.

00:43:33.000 In fact, when I was there, I said to this Australian girl I was banging, why do you never fuck Asian guys? 0.98

00:43:40.000 But all the white guys are fucking Asian girls. 1.00

00:43:42.000 And she goes, oh, God, no.

00:43:44.000 Oh, it'd be like fucking my brother.

00:43:47.000 So, Asian guys, you have to accept that that's a thing and go through it. 1.00

00:43:55.000 Just take it in the chin and overcome it.

00:43:58.000 And I've told many Asian men this, the way to overcome it is to get some tattoos, visible tattoos on your forearms, and wear a David Cho shirt. 0.99

00:44:06.000 And that shows girls that you're not one of the wimpy Asians. 1.00

00:44:09.000 You're one of the tough guy Asians. 1.00

00:44:11.000 Right, Ryan?

00:44:18.000 I guess I mentioned that thing at the beginning because having Asian chicks all over you is just foreign to me. 1.00

00:44:24.000 And maybe it happens in Thailand, I guess.

00:44:26.000 It happens in Costa Rica, but they want to get knocked up, so you pay child support forever. 1.00

00:44:31.000 But like Japan, China, they do not have gaveitis in those countries.

00:44:38.000 But maybe they got this phagiitis.

00:44:42.000 Turn it up.

00:44:43.000 And then sit her over here. 1.00

00:44:50.000 You think this is fake, Ryan?

00:44:56.000 Okay, so we do a jump cut.

00:44:58.000 Why is there a jump cut there?

00:44:59.000 That's a pretty big detail.

00:45:02.000 So she's sitting on his lap?

00:45:04.000 Is she straddling him?

00:45:05.000 Oh no, she's standing.

00:45:06.000 He's sitting.

00:45:07.000 And the other guy's holding onto his girlfriend as he makes out.

00:45:12.000 Punch him in the face.

00:45:14.000 Whatever happened to punching in the face?

00:45:19.000 Everywhere, go, people ask confused.

00:45:21.000 Turn it up.

00:45:22.000 Is it Korean?

00:45:33.000 Are you saying this Chinese?

00:45:35.000 I told you this was going to be lame.

00:45:45.000 What would you like?

00:45:46.000 This is so cave-like.

00:45:48.000 Why would you still hold on to her hand?

00:45:52.000 Like, either fight the guy or tell her to fuck off and leave. 0.99

00:45:56.000 See, his face looks real.

00:45:58.000 Like, his face would just be like, I don't know what's up.

00:46:01.000 Like, it kind of...

00:46:02.000 Maybe he's never experienced conflict before.

00:46:04.000 And we don't know where we are in China.

00:46:06.000 Is this Taiwan or Beijing or Hong Kong?

00:46:09.000 He doesn't know what's happening right now.

00:46:11.000 Taipei, Beijing, and Hong Kong could not be more different as far as three cities go.

00:46:17.000 They're basically different countries.

00:46:18.000 Huh.

00:46:19.000 Yeah, the way he's acting seems real.

00:46:21.000 The reason why cave shit.

00:46:25.000 You just pick up a girl you like and walk away?

00:46:32.000 I think it's real.

00:46:33.000 Yeah, I think this is real too.

00:46:35.000 It's hard to act that way.

00:46:36.000 I feel like I'm in Tel Aviv right now because it's real.

00:46:42.000 I got it.

00:46:44.000 He's got his arm around her.

00:46:46.000 I would have loved to be banging the Asian broads when I was over there. 1.00

00:46:50.000 They were not.

00:46:51.000 One time, I did go on one date with a chick, and I was staying at this crash pad that had bunks. 1.00

00:46:55.000 There was like 10 of us living in one apartment.

00:46:58.000 And she was super hot. 1.00

00:47:00.000 This is actually my book, I think.

00:47:02.000 And there's this guy, Alan, this British guy, in the bunk below me.

00:47:07.000 And we're horse around.

00:47:08.000 It's time to go to bed.

00:47:09.000 We've had a date.

00:47:10.000 We rode a motorcycle.

00:47:11.000 I pretended I could ride.

00:47:12.000 I couldn't at the time.

00:47:13.000 Riding around on someone else's motorcycle that she borrowed.

00:47:16.000 We went to some fucking romantic dinner where bats were flying around us.

00:47:21.000 Luckily, we didn't eat any.

00:47:23.000 And then I got back to our dorm.

00:47:26.000 And I go up on the top bunk.

00:47:28.000 She starts talking to Alan.

00:47:31.000 She gets in bed with him.

00:47:34.000 She'd never met him before.

00:47:37.000 And then I'm on the top bunk.

00:47:38.000 And then when they start horseing around, I'm sort of rocking, wiggling from the movement.

00:47:44.000 And they dated for months after that.

00:47:47.000 And like all men, he apologized.

00:47:51.000 We came up with a punishment.

00:47:52.000 And I said he had to buy me a total of 17 beers.

00:47:56.000 Which he did over the course of many nights out.

00:47:59.000 These girls are pretty hot. 1.00

00:48:00.000 You don't like Asian chicks. 1.00

00:48:02.000 No, I'm not a big fan.

00:48:04.000 I'd give them like seven.

00:48:06.000 7.4.

00:48:09.000 I could still objectively say that they're sevens, yeah.

00:48:12.000 You wouldn't want them.

00:48:13.000 No.

00:48:15.000 You don't want them.

00:48:16.000 I would kick them out of bed for eating raw ramen as crackers.

00:48:22.000 This video sucks.

00:48:22.000 What a stupid idea this was.

00:48:24.000 Well, you got your story in about...

00:48:26.000 That was one of the most aggravating stories I've ever heard.

00:48:28.000 Yeah, let's just stop.

00:48:39.000 Not all green screens will be worth your time.

00:48:43.000 Some complaints will be false.

00:48:48.000 I thought of a good idea for a t-shirt.

00:48:51.000 With Nails face, plus Frankenferter's face equals Milo.

00:48:58.000 Wow.

00:48:59.000 That's great.

00:49:01.000 Isn't that great?

00:49:01.000 They're throwing themselves into the road gladly.

00:49:06.000 I was shocked at how much Frankenferder is like.

00:49:10.000 Yeah.

00:49:10.000 Just look him up.

00:49:12.000 Any scene.

00:49:12.000 Let's get out of here.

00:49:14.000 The temper tantrums.

00:49:16.000 The breaking things.

00:49:19.000 He didn't get any dialogue, though.

00:49:23.000 Very theatrical of singing.

00:49:25.000 Yeah.

00:49:25.000 Still fun.

00:49:27.000 He wants to be carried on chairs and stuff.

00:49:36.000 Paul Bezil is his Frank Inferter.

00:49:42.000 His Frank Inferter?

00:49:43.000 He is Frank Inferter.

00:49:44.000 Whatever.

00:49:45.000 I've never seen this.

00:49:52.000 It's kind of shitting on white Christian heterosexuals.

00:49:55.000 I think Riffraff, the guy who wrote it, what's his name, Edward O'Brien?

00:50:00.000 He was an Australian or New Zealand or something, and he was closeted.

00:50:04.000 It was his way of saying it's okay to be gay.

00:50:06.000 And straights aren't so normal anyway. 0.99

00:50:10.000 So there's no dialogue here.

00:50:12.000 We're not showing that it's...

00:50:19.000 Let's see what...

00:50:20.000 Let's watch Ryan do his stupid job.

00:50:25.000 Frank Furterseed.

00:50:26.000 Frank Adverterseed.

00:50:34.000 That's just Paul Basile.

00:50:42.000 Tonight, my unconventional.

00:50:49.000 Those are Milo's fans.

00:50:51.000 Research and paradox is to the new match.

00:51:01.000 Play with sound.

00:51:05.000 That's enough.

00:51:06.000 You know what happened on this weekend?

00:51:09.000 I watched the fight.

00:51:10.000 I was so excited.

00:51:12.000 Had Maddie over.

00:51:13.000 We're sitting watching the fight, and I may or may not have done Adderall that day.

00:51:18.000 So I'm drinking not little glasses of bourbon, but a large glass of bourbon.

00:51:23.000 Ow! 1.00

00:51:23.000 Oh shit, this is crazy. 1.00

00:51:25.000 And then someone just turned out the lights, and I missed the fucking fight.

00:51:28.000 I still haven't seen it.

00:51:30.000 And so Maddie's sitting there with a cadaver next to him.

00:51:33.000 He's like, dude, wake up.

00:51:34.000 You're missing it.

00:51:36.000 I woke up at 9 a.m. fully dressed in my chair.

00:51:40.000 And so he was just sitting with me snoring next to him, just watching the fight alone.

00:51:44.000 And then he grabbed his stuff and he walked out the door and said to my wife, hey, I'm leaving now. 1.00

00:51:49.000 Gavin's guy won.

00:51:51.000 Out the door.

00:51:51.000 I went $1,200, buddy.

00:51:53.000 Nice.

00:51:54.000 In your sleep.

00:51:55.000 In my sleep, I made $1,200.

00:51:57.000 Well, I bet $500.

00:51:59.000 So whatever that is, seven?

00:52:01.000 Yeah.

00:52:05.000 But at the beginning of the fight, there was this fucking loser who I think is a drug dealer.

00:52:11.000 I forget his name.

00:52:12.000 See, the black guy, first of all, the Puerto Ricans' ridiculous fur thing was stupid. 1.00

00:52:17.000 But the black guy, I forget his name, Dunn.

00:52:20.000 He has on a skirt that has all George Floyd and Breonna Taylor and all the victims.

00:52:27.000 And I think his dad's a fucking crack dealer.

00:52:31.000 And then his trainer comes out, and on the trainer's back, it's a huge portrait of Breonna Taylor.

00:52:39.000 Like, I understand a week after she was shot, like when I first heard it, I texted a cop buddy and I go, this Breonna Taylor thing, that looks pretty bad for you guys.

00:52:49.000 And he's like, she was mentally ill. 0.60

00:52:53.000 So, but the first takeaway for Breonna Taylor is, oh, shit, this looks horrible.

00:52:58.000 But then you find out, you see the pictures of her with the guns, partners in crime.

00:53:02.000 You find out that she was dealing too.

00:53:04.000 You find out that she was, her boyfriend says she shot at cops.

00:53:07.000 You find out that she wasn't in an EMT.

00:53:09.000 She was fired years before for not showing up at work at all. 0.80

00:53:13.000 You get the story.

00:53:14.000 Or George Floyd.

00:53:15.000 There's all this footage coming out now of him getting arrested in 2019 where he's acting like a fucking asshole.

00:53:20.000 And this obviously always a pain in the ass when he deals with cops.

00:53:24.000 Did you get it?

00:53:25.000 I got a real...

00:53:26.000 It's really hard to find footage of the things of the day before, but this is as his opponent.

00:53:32.000 So it was...

00:53:33.000 Juan Carlos Rivera.

00:53:35.000 That was your guy.

00:53:37.000 Yes.

00:53:38.000 You look like Lopez, the guy who won on Saturday.

00:53:41.000 Huh, cool.

00:53:42.000 I should get Larry to do it.

00:53:44.000 Lopez.

00:53:44.000 Larry, to be honest, everyone's patting me on the back for predicting Lopez would win and the Eastern European would run out of gas and he'd win by decision.

00:53:52.000 I have to admit, I was heavily influenced by a Mr. Larry Barnes.

00:53:56.000 I stole his prediction.

00:53:57.000 Look at his fucking leggings.

00:53:59.000 I can't breathe.

00:54:00.000 I've never seen leggings in a boxing match before. 0.93

00:54:04.000 You're allowed to wear tights?

00:54:06.000 Is that your leg saying I can't breathe?

00:54:08.000 Black Lives Matter.

00:54:10.000 And then fucking Turtle Dove over here.

00:54:14.000 The last time I saw this guy fight Randall, his dad, they were at a big fight in Vegas, and you had to stay quarantined in your room.

00:54:27.000 And his dad snuck out.

00:54:29.000 Nice.

00:54:30.000 And went gambling.

00:54:31.000 Nice.

00:54:32.000 And he was pissed off at security for snitching.

00:54:34.000 That was his takeaway.

00:54:36.000 Why'd the snitches fucking wrap me out? 1.00

00:54:39.000 So he couldn't go to his son's, his son's...

00:54:43.000 Oh, wait, that was Rivera.

00:54:45.000 Rivera's dad.

00:54:47.000 Well, yeah, I mean...

00:54:48.000 And he was crying his fucking eyes out.

00:54:50.000 Rivera was.

00:54:52.000 I was just so sad my dad can't show up for the fight.

00:54:55.000 He's so sad.

00:54:56.000 And tears were pouring out of his face.

00:54:58.000 Anyway, that's boring.

00:55:00.000 I'm worried this show is our worst episode yet.

00:55:03.000 Sounded interesting to me.

00:55:05.000 Really?

00:55:05.000 He's all crying and shit.

00:55:07.000 Let's see if you can find it.

00:55:08.000 Rivera interview boxing.

00:55:10.000 What did you type?

00:55:11.000 Crying Dad.

00:55:12.000 Juan Carlos Radio.

00:55:13.000 He was crying, not his dad.

00:55:15.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:55:15.000 Crying about dad.

00:55:16.000 Crying Dad, you probably.

00:55:18.000 Interview.

00:55:20.000 No, it's not Juan Carlos.

00:55:22.000 I thought his name was Rivera.

00:55:24.000 Yeah, Juan Carlos Rivera.

00:55:25.000 He's a free namer.

00:55:27.000 So.

00:55:28.000 So for Nada, just a little bit of this.

00:55:31.000 I'm talking.

00:55:34.000 Talking.

00:55:34.000 All right.

00:55:36.000 Maybe the mailbag can save this shitty episode.

00:55:38.000 I'm really sorry, you guys.

00:55:39.000 You're wasting your money.

00:55:42.000 I'll try to be better next time.

00:55:43.000 I have letters from prison if that helps.

00:55:46.000 Ryan, shut up.

00:55:48.000 You don't have a damn.

00:55:51.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

00:55:59.000 We have a letter from San Bernardino Prison, Mercedes Carrera, successful porn star, who is accused of child porn.

00:56:10.000 I obviously believe her to be innocent, or I wouldn't be corresponding with her.

00:56:14.000 She sends me a lot of letters.

00:56:17.000 A lot of letters.

00:56:18.000 I can't keep up with them all.

00:56:21.000 This is a bunch of stuff about LeBron James, it appears.

00:56:25.000 Okay.

00:56:29.000 What is all this?

00:56:35.000 Um.

00:56:38.000 Okay, this is again keeping in with our terrible episode.

00:56:42.000 You're just showing me shit.

00:56:43.000 I can't.

00:56:43.000 I don't know what.

00:56:44.000 So then she'll write me letters, and she's really getting into Chinese.

00:56:49.000 And she writes it now.

00:56:51.000 The Chinese have a saying, and she starts writing in Chinese.

00:56:57.000 Both Chinese handwriting and the actual phonetically and the actual Chinese characters.

00:57:04.000 Huh.

00:57:04.000 She's fucking smart.

00:57:06.000 Damn.

00:57:08.000 And then she gives me an English translation.

00:57:11.000 Not having eaten the mutton, but instead invited the strong smell on all of the body in not having got any advantage, but invited trouble, is guilty by association.

00:57:24.000 And for what?

00:57:24.000 Trump has been good for this country.

00:57:26.000 God help us with Biden.

00:57:27.000 So I'll read that later and see if there's anything funny, but this is really interesting.

00:57:35.000 This is from someone else.

00:57:37.000 Gavin, hello.

00:57:38.000 My name is Darlene Ayalca Ayala.

00:57:44.000 I'm a family friend of Mercedes while in this jail.

00:57:48.000 And then she says BR number 2008300705.

00:57:53.000 I was a victim of that human trafficking.

00:57:56.000 And I'm willing to let people know that no matter what we go through in life, there's always a brighter light at the end of the tunnel.

00:58:06.000 I've done 22 years in and out of prison.

00:58:09.000 Finally got on parole and came to finish out what I was sold and bought back from my family in Mexico.

00:58:16.000 Mexico on mines.

00:58:18.000 I love my Mexico family.

00:58:20.000 Didn't they sell you?

00:58:23.000 I was sold and bought back from my family in Mexico.

00:58:27.000 Jesus H. Christ.

00:58:30.000 And anyone and everyone, for the right reasons, there's Jesus Christ.

00:58:34.000 Well, I'm going to send this out.

00:58:35.000 Hope to hear from you.

00:58:37.000 And if you have any questions or concerns, I'll have an opened mind always and help you the best way I can due to you loving my family friend, Mercedes.

00:58:48.000 Loyalty and respects, Darlene Ayala.

00:58:50.000 P.S. Thank you for your time.

00:58:53.000 That is officially the weirdest letter I've ever received.

00:58:59.000 What is the LeBron James thing?

00:59:02.000 I kind of like that it's cryptic and strange.

00:59:05.000 Kind of shakes up the idea of what a letter is.

00:59:08.000 A lot of Latinos.

00:59:09.000 Illegal immigration. 1.00

00:59:11.000 At Denos.

00:59:15.000 Just to push more Chinese words.

00:59:16.000 All right, let's get to the fans, see if they can save this show.

00:59:19.000 I forwarded one to you from Nick.

00:59:21.000 He's the producer for Milo's show, and he's been telling us, hey, can you check out this email for a while?

00:59:27.000 And so I'm doing my due diligence.

00:59:29.000 And it's up to you whether you want to or not.

00:59:31.000 And it's a letter?

00:59:33.000 It sure is.

00:59:35.000 Okay.

00:59:36.000 It's going to be boring.

00:59:37.000 Some sweetie podcast that no one sees is asking me to be on.

00:59:41.000 I bet you that's what it is.

00:59:42.000 By the way, somebody was watching this video.

00:59:47.000 George Floyd is in this rap video.

00:59:50.000 He was just watching this, and it happened to be George Floyd in there.

00:59:54.000 He was not looking for it.

00:59:56.000 What a fucking time to be alive.

01:00:00.000 The simulation.

01:00:03.000 Weird.

01:00:04.000 He got around that, George.

01:00:06.000 Okay.

01:00:08.000 Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.

01:00:09.000 I'm a busy guy.

01:00:14.000 So it's Nick Ox.

01:00:16.000 How do you pronounce that?

01:00:18.000 Ox.

01:00:20.000 He works for Milo.

01:00:22.000 He's on this cool network called Censored.tv, the guy that Judge Janine got fired.

01:00:28.000 And I'm running for state rep in Hawaii.

01:00:29.000 I might actually win.

01:00:30.000 I'm a busy guy, but that's the last thing I want to talk about.

01:00:32.000 I'm running against a leftist and a conservative by Hawaii standards district, and this race could go either way.

01:00:39.000 Yes, we could have a proud boy elected in Waikiki and really get one for a side.

01:00:43.000 I recently got Roger Stone's endorsement.

01:00:45.000 People are noticing, which of course means my Facebook campaign got deleted.

01:00:49.000 So I come to your viewers for help.

01:00:51.000 I want Charlie Kirk to endorse me.

01:00:53.000 This is not as crazy as it sounds.

01:00:56.000 Charlie has been on a real free speech tear on Twitter saying stuff like this.

01:00:59.000 And then he has a picture.

01:01:01.000 I would rather battle the left with 300 courageous fighters than thousands of weak, spineless conservatives who run for the hills every single time the media calls them a mean name.

01:01:12.000 I don't think Charlie Kirk would ever appear on my show.

01:01:14.000 So you're not that brave, Chuck.

01:01:16.000 And here's the good part.

01:01:17.000 I'm chapter head of Turning Point USA Hawaii.

01:01:22.000 Okay?

01:01:23.000 Huh.

01:01:23.000 So the man should have no trouble endorsing me and not kicking us out of his organization.

01:01:27.000 I ask all your viewers to tweet him and ask him for the endorsement of Ox4Hawai.

01:01:33.000 That's at O-C-H-S-F-O-R-H-A-W-A-I-I. 1.00

01:01:39.000 While my Twitter's still up.

01:01:41.000 Ox4Hawai. 0.86

01:01:42.000 You want to show that?

01:01:43.000 Sure.

01:01:45.000 Just highlight it on the email so people can see.

01:01:48.000 Maybe leftists will help because they think it's funny.

01:01:52.000 Okay.

01:01:55.000 Ready?

01:01:56.000 Ox for Hawaii.

01:01:57.000 Here we go.

01:01:58.000 There you are.

01:02:01.000 I don't know anybody else from Hawaii.

01:02:03.000 It's kind of cool.

01:02:04.000 I don't know about that pocket square.

01:02:06.000 It's kind of loud.

01:02:08.000 Yeah, I would have gone with white. 1.00

01:02:12.000 Okay.

01:02:13.000 Hey, Whiskey Dick and Jackie Tran.

01:02:15.000 I know you hate homework assignments, so I did my best to give you the juicy parts of this absolute boob. 0.98

01:02:20.000 My wife watches the shittiest television, and I couldn't look away. 0.99

01:02:23.000 By the way, my wife was watching The Handmaid's Tale, so I watched it with her.

01:02:28.000 She's on her computer, and I leaned over just to check it out.

01:02:32.000 It's Islam.

01:02:33.000 Really?

01:02:34.000 Yeah, it is.

01:02:34.000 There's a scene where this woman is on trial.

01:02:38.000 She's done something bad.

01:02:40.000 So they all pick up stones to stone her to death. 1.00

01:02:43.000 Ring any bells?

01:02:45.000 No, it's all about Mike Pence.

01:02:48.000 Jesus H. So I'm sitting there in bed next to her going, this is Islam. 1.00

01:02:55.000 She's like, can you not ruin everything?

01:02:57.000 This is Islam.

01:02:59.000 Place I'm supposed to die for.

01:03:02.000 On this low-type blob of human is so cringy that you will rip your own skin off.

01:03:06.000 His name is Carlos.

01:03:07.000 Start at 9.19, watch for about a minute.

01:03:10.000 Then jump to 12.50.

01:03:12.000 See, I appreciate that, sir.

01:03:13.000 Thank you very much.

01:03:15.000 You have helped us today.

01:03:18.000 The process starts at the bakery, where Carlos and his team begin the real magic.

01:03:24.000 Hey, guys.

01:03:25.000 Looks really cool.

01:03:26.000 I'm Carlos Cicados.

01:03:28.000 And I'm with food and beverage.

01:03:31.000 Come on, buddy.

01:03:31.000 Load.

01:03:32.000 I'm a manager here at the Disney Islands.

01:03:41.000 It's always about telling stories.

01:03:43.000 And we can stories with our story.

01:03:45.000 Telling stories.

01:03:46.000 Storytelling.

01:03:48.000 Weiss was doing that a lot after I left.

01:03:50.000 We're storytellers.

01:03:52.000 It's important to tell a story.

01:03:53.000 And then when they got that AE check, she was like, I'm here to tell the story.

01:03:56.000 Let's tell.

01:03:57.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:03:57.000 Everything is telling a story. 1.00

01:03:59.000 It's redundant.

01:04:01.000 And then 1250, this is boring, dude.

01:04:03.000 Yes, he's a nerd.

01:04:04.000 1250.

01:04:05.000 Thanks for showing us some random nerd.

01:04:07.000 1250.

01:04:08.000 What's the point of that?

01:04:12.000 So Disneyland is filled with traditions for both our guests and our cast.

01:04:17.000 Stop, get out of here. 0.99

01:04:19.000 He's also working for the company.

01:04:20.000 I mean, what is it?

01:04:21.000 Not say that?

01:04:22.000 Yeah, it's like an industry video for people in the baking world.

01:04:27.000 Dude Gab McInnison, the lawn removal providers at censor.tv.

01:04:32.000 I am reaching out for Lady Maggie USA who's giving interviews for the next few months. 0.85

01:04:36.000 She's traveling around the country.

01:04:37.000 She's a conservative drag queen, gays in Islam, Yas Queen. 1.00

01:04:42.000 So I guess we're supposed to have her on.

01:04:47.000 Wait, what?

01:04:48.000 Queer's Against Islamophobia.

01:04:51.000 She's against Drag Queen Story Hour and the gender transitioning. 1.00

01:04:53.000 Her article, Gays in Islam, Yas Queen, was published in June, blah, blah, blah.

01:04:57.000 She rejects PC culture.

01:04:59.000 She's available for interviews.

01:05:00.000 I don't know.

01:05:01.000 I've been on a real no interview kick for a while.

01:05:04.000 true.

01:05:06.000 That's true.

01:05:08.000 I'm kind of over them, really.

01:05:12.000 What do you think of that?

01:05:15.000 Like, I'm still going to do sit-downs.

01:05:19.000 Oh, we got a new studio, by the way.

01:05:20.000 There's some exciting news.

01:05:23.000 And I'm going to build, like, a Dave Rubin type of sit-down thing.

01:05:27.000 Here's my idea.

01:05:27.000 Tell me what you think of this.

01:05:29.000 So when I have a celebrity, we'll sit in the celebrity chairs, and it's like two white Eames chairs, and it'll be like most of these talk shows you see, but not as shitty.

01:05:42.000 And then I'm going to build a bar, a real bar.

01:05:45.000 And when I have like a blue-collar dude who's not famous, it'll be like interview with a janitor or a corrections officer or a boxer.

01:05:55.000 And they're not famous.

01:05:56.000 Then you can, then we'll do that at the bar.

01:05:59.000 And then we'll have a green screen room.

01:06:01.000 And then we'll have my desk.

01:06:02.000 But I'm going to give up on this and replace it with big screens, make it like InfoWars.

01:06:07.000 Yeah, that's cool.

01:06:09.000 That'd be freaking dope. 0.53

01:06:11.000 That'll be that.

01:06:13.000 Hey, Gavin and Ryan, Bat Soup Rivera.

01:06:16.000 My youngest boy was asking me in the car the other day.

01:06:18.000 We go golfing now.

01:06:19.000 We go to the driving range.

01:06:21.000 He's seven.

01:06:21.000 I bought him little tiny clubs.

01:06:24.000 45 bucks for a for two drivers, an iron, and a putter. 0.81

01:06:30.000 Dang.

01:06:31.000 Titleist, right?

01:06:32.000 It's pretty cute.

01:06:34.000 No, I don't think so.

01:06:37.000 Hey, Gavin and Ryan, bat soup. 0.88

01:06:38.000 Oh, yeah.

01:06:39.000 So he said to me, did COVID start because a lady in China ate a bat?

01:06:43.000 And it's obviously much more nuanced than that, but I just went, yeah.

01:06:52.000 You speak often of The Clash in other acts, but I was wondering what you thought of The Fall and the late, great Marquis Smith.

01:06:57.000 While not technically punk, they certainly had a spirit of individuality starting in that era and hailing from the Manchester area in 1976.

01:07:05.000 It seems he, Marquis Smith, was pro-Brexit, a true contrarian.

01:07:09.000 For example, when the Manchester scene took off in the 80s, he promptly upsticks and moved to Edinburgh.

01:07:13.000 Fascinating character.

01:07:14.000 Yes.

01:07:16.000 The fall were great, but they were a little too esoteric for me.

01:07:22.000 Like, they did an opera, a musical, where they made up the songs on stage as the show was playing.

01:07:28.000 Curious Orange, Curious Orange.

01:07:31.000 Just saying that again.

01:07:33.000 But you can't deny that Mr. Pharmacist is one of the greatest songs of all time.

01:07:38.000 Let's blast that out.

01:07:39.000 Oh, The Pharmacist?

01:07:41.000 Yeah, Curious Orange sucks.

01:07:43.000 That's an example of Mr. Pharmacist.

01:08:22.000 It goes up from there.

01:08:23.000 It gets really fast in the middle.

01:08:31.000 Chick Bassist. 0.97

01:08:35.000 What do you think of this Biden, Hunter Biden laptop?

01:08:38.000 Oh, I didn't finish my story.

01:08:39.000 Shit.

01:08:40.000 So I would do all that.

01:08:41.000 Oh, yeah, I did finish my story.

01:08:42.000 I'd go to Boca Ratan and I'd make sure everyone's laptop who was involved in this Ukraine-China scam, I'd make sure they're at the bottom of my swimming pool. 0.97

01:08:50.000 But like Hunter Biden leaving his laptop?

01:08:55.000 So there's the rumors of the child sex.

01:08:58.000 There's the not rumor, but we've seen the email where he says, I get half the money.

01:09:03.000 There's the email where he said, thank you for introducing me to your dad.

01:09:06.000 There's the repeated things of him calling his dad my guy.

01:09:09.000 You should meet my guy.

01:09:10.000 There's him saying, I need money before my dad wins the election or it'll look bad.

01:09:15.000 It's like five neutron bombs.

01:09:18.000 I saw Snopes did a thing.

01:09:20.000 We're finally getting into the rhythm of the show now here, right at the end.

01:09:24.000 Snopes did a thing.

01:09:26.000 Did Hunter Biden get pictured with a crackpipe in his mouth?

01:09:30.000 They go, false.

01:09:33.000 Okay.

01:09:34.000 It was a meth pipe.

01:09:37.000 Nice.

01:09:38.000 So how many people just see crackpipe false there and move on and don't read that it's a different type of incredibly dangerous drug that ruins people's lives?

01:09:51.000 Whoa, that one's not even here anymore.

01:09:54.000 It's a meth pipe.

01:09:55.000 I heard the caller that said Dr. Laura is the OG of triggering feminists, and he's 100% correct. 1.00

01:10:00.000 She asks moms with kids in daycare why, quote, you don't want your kid to be loved all day.

01:10:07.000 I was just thinking about that today.

01:10:08.000 I was thinking, if your kid drowned, you failed.

01:10:11.000 I know I'm not going to go find you and tell you that you're suffered enough.

01:10:16.000 But as a parent, it's almost like your kids are gremlins, like you're petrified of water.

01:10:22.000 I remember we went camping once, and my eldest boy was only about two at the time.

01:10:28.000 And I woke up.

01:10:29.000 I couldn't see him.

01:10:30.000 I was petrified.

01:10:30.000 He'd gone wandering to the river.

01:10:33.000 But he was still in the tent.

01:10:36.000 But like this, once your youngest kid, the last, finally can swim, you just go, oh.

01:10:44.000 And you're tense that whole time.

01:10:47.000 If you have a kid in your house that can't swim, you're uncomfortable.

01:10:51.000 Dude, that pipe thing is gone.

01:10:53.000 Really?

01:10:54.000 Yeah.

01:10:55.000 It's laptop.

01:10:57.000 It's Ukraine, Clinton, Biden.

01:11:01.000 Snopes is pathetic.

01:11:02.000 They're just like, you know what?

01:11:03.000 We can't say none of that, so let's take it out of here.

01:11:06.000 She makes women recount all the red flags they ignored while dating the husband they want to divorce. 1.00

01:11:10.000 As a teenager listening, I was struck by the consequences all these women were facing because of their stupid decisions. 1.00

01:11:15.000 Which, by the way, is the impetus behind all of this Ruth Bader Ginsburg, this Pakistani Supreme Court, all these women feminists.

01:11:24.000 It all comes down to sluts who want to get away with being wasted and fucking a dude who came in you. 1.00

01:11:32.000 That's why they're pro-choice.

01:11:34.000 Because they're pro- being a dumb, drunk slut. 1.00

01:11:38.000 And it's amazing how passionate they all are for the right to be a fuck-up.

01:11:42.000 Anyway, so even though my dad is a certified asshole, a serial adulterer who now lives with a Thai prostitute he knocked up, she's my age, and her anchor baby and illegal immigrant parents, I still came out all right and am a venerated housewife, mom of four, married to a real man who brings home the bacon. 0.70

01:11:58.000 Dr. Laura should be mandatory listening for teenage girls everywhere, and her book, 10 Stupid Things Women Do to Mess Up Their Lives, should be mandatory reading. 1.00

01:12:06.000 I'm going to get that for my daughter.

01:12:08.000 You can say my name, Charity Sheary.

01:12:10.000 P.S. Tell Ryan his Insta stories reek of homosexuality, and I admire his consistent self-branding across all platforms.

01:12:20.000 The dumbest thing you do is you'll just put up like a fucking Instagram thing of a fish.

01:12:26.000 Oh, I love those.

01:12:28.000 Yeah, I just, those are reposts.

01:12:31.000 Why bother?

01:12:31.000 Because they're so interesting.

01:12:33.000 I've never seen that thing before.

01:12:35.000 I got one today that was, yeah, like a worm.

01:12:37.000 Like a toad.

01:12:39.000 Who's that guy?

01:12:40.000 Why do you bother putting that up?

01:12:42.000 If we want to see that, we'll go to like a nature thing.

01:12:44.000 Yeah, you might not know that exists.

01:12:46.000 Look at this.

01:12:48.000 It's some loser animal.

01:12:49.000 It is a loser, but it's a weird one.

01:12:53.000 How about vets, eh?

01:12:55.000 Vets?

01:12:56.000 You devoted your life to saving losers.

01:13:01.000 You're sitting there doing like some removing some tumor from a fucking dog.

01:13:06.000 You know.

01:13:06.000 It's a dog.

01:13:07.000 Yeah, the cat has been in surgery for six hours.

01:13:10.000 She had a ruptured spleen.

01:13:12.000 Throw her in the garbage. 1.00

01:13:14.000 You ate a chicken sandwich today.

01:13:15.000 You ate an animal.

01:13:16.000 Why?

01:13:17.000 Who gives a fuck about a stupid cat?

01:13:19.000 My girlfriend's cat knocked over the hamster cage and the hamster got stuck on a glue trap she didn't know was there.

01:13:25.000 And we were like, should we take it to the vet?

01:13:27.000 We called the vet.

01:13:27.000 They were like, it's going to be 250.

01:13:29.000 We're like, let's just kill the hamster.

01:13:31.000 She was really realistic about it.

01:13:32.000 She's like, it's a fucking hamster. 1.00

01:13:34.000 I mean, let's get real here.

01:13:34.000 Let's get another one.

01:13:35.000 It was very disturbing.

01:13:36.000 It's a rat.

01:13:37.000 But yeah.

01:13:37.000 Throw it in the toilet.

01:13:38.000 You know what we did?

01:13:38.000 What?

01:13:39.000 You put it in a Ziploc bag and then you put it in the freezer because they just shut down into hibernation when it gets too cold.

01:13:45.000 So it just dies peacefully in a freezer.

01:13:48.000 In a Ziploc bag.

01:13:50.000 I would just throw it up the car window.

01:13:52.000 We didn't have a car.

01:13:53.000 Just throw it in the garbage.

01:13:55.000 Anyway.

01:13:57.000 What's good, Gare Bear, and Rydog?

01:13:59.000 Gary, can you ask Gavin to hook me up with that young blonde smoke show who came to visit Juml last week? 1.00

01:14:04.000 That would be Ashton Witty.

01:14:05.000 True.

01:14:06.000 That is true.

01:14:08.000 Gary, this is another one for Gary.

01:14:11.000 Gary, if you weren't gay, would you fuck Ryan? 1.00

01:14:13.000 If you weren't gay, would you fuck Ryan? 1.00

01:14:16.000 What is that?

01:14:17.000 That's probably a no.

01:14:18.000 Right?

01:14:20.000 Hey, Gav, money, and Emperor of the Fag Zone. 1.00

01:14:23.000 I made this new meme.

01:14:24.000 It's a picture I took right after waking up.

01:14:26.000 Direct quotas from Biden during his town hall.

01:14:28.000 Feel free to use on the show.

01:14:30.000 Thank you so much.

01:14:31.000 Cartoon Rabbit.

01:14:32.000 And they would never reveal it was her because they know if she knew that, in fact, they report, they never report the crime, she never, never report.

01:14:39.000 That's a good one.

01:14:39.000 I haven't heard that one yet.

01:14:40.000 She never report.

01:14:42.000 I put in a, go to 11.

01:14:44.000 Tommy Robinson put up a best of.

01:14:48.000 I can never get enough of these Biden-isms.

01:14:53.000 The shirts are selling great, but we don't have one yet.

01:14:56.000 Hey, shirt guy, it's censored.

01:14:58.000 Can you send us my Fiden quote?

01:14:59.000 Come on now.

01:15:00.000 We have three more weeks that this subject's going to exist.

01:15:03.000 Right.

01:15:04.000 I learned about roaches.

01:15:05.000 I learned about kids jumping on my lap.

01:15:08.000 And I've loved kids jumping on my lap.

01:15:10.000 Presenting the best of Fiden collection.

01:15:13.000 Now on home video.

01:15:14.000 Now you can enjoy all your favorite wacky moments from America's CIMO Christmas.

01:15:21.000 Well, you know, gay, gay, gay bathhouses. 0.88

01:15:24.000 It's all about round-the-clock sex.

01:15:26.000 It's all.

01:15:26.000 Come on, man.

01:15:30.000 Sniffing a baby.

01:15:32.000 Awkward hugs.

01:15:34.000 Joe, put off with me, please.

01:15:35.000 Numbers are hard.

01:15:36.000 Go to Joe.

01:15:38.000 3-0-3-3-0.

01:15:41.000 Cornpop.

01:15:42.000 Cornpop wasn't bad.

01:15:44.000 Racism.

01:15:44.000 You have a problem figuring out where you're from here.

01:15:47.000 Trump.

01:15:48.000 You ain't black. 0.98

01:15:50.000 Stupid troops.

01:15:57.000 Blank stare.

01:16:00.000 Blank stare, part two.

01:16:06.000 Chris is charged.

01:16:08.000 You know what's so weird about him?

01:16:09.000 I can't figure out.

01:16:10.000 There's no in-between with him.

01:16:12.000 He's either a completely lost retard speaking Chinese or he's on. 0.99

01:16:17.000 That town hall, he was on.

01:16:19.000 Yeah, I was shocked.

01:16:22.000 It's like when you have a skipping CD player and then it just doesn't skip for a long time.

01:16:25.000 You're like, I could feel it coming.

01:16:31.000 You know, SNL actually did a really good cold open with the town hall.

01:16:37.000 It was pretty funny.

01:16:38.000 And they slammed Joe Biden pretty equally.

01:16:40.000 Yeah?

01:16:41.000 Jim Carrey is in.

01:16:43.000 Yo, Gavin, Supreme Chancellor Fag, what's good? 1.00

01:16:45.000 My wife showed me this video of a non-binary teen coming out to her parents.

01:16:48.000 Check out the dad's reaction and how he tries to play it off as super cool.

01:16:52.000 At that moment, he realizes he fucked up. 0.82

01:16:54.000 Stay warm as colder weather hits.

01:16:56.000 I'll be enjoying the sun in Australia.

01:16:58.000 Cheers, Dan.

01:17:00.000 I like it.

01:17:01.000 It says it's an MB.

01:17:05.000 What does it say?

01:17:07.000 It's an MB.

01:17:08.000 It's an MD.

01:17:10.000 MB.

01:17:11.000 Oh, MB.

01:17:12.000 What's E-M-B? 0.99

01:17:13.000 Look at that shitty cake. 0.99

01:17:14.000 M-B-M-B. 1.00

01:17:15.000 Non-binary.

01:17:17.000 Oh, I got you.

01:17:18.000 Are you seeing the cake's non-binary?

01:17:20.000 You're an O. There you go.

01:17:25.000 All right.

01:17:26.000 Can you tell me what it says?

01:17:27.000 It's an MB, meaning I'm non-binary.

01:17:29.000 Meaning she's non-binary.

01:17:31.000 What does that mean?

01:17:32.000 I use they-them pronouns. 0.99

01:17:35.000 But what does that mean?

01:17:36.000 I feel you, dude.

01:17:37.000 Exhausting.

01:17:38.000 A binary.

01:17:39.000 Even the cake is shitty.

01:17:40.000 Maybe she should be a guy. 1.00

01:17:41.000 Binary, which means you don't identify. 0.98

01:17:43.000 She looks like a guy.

01:17:44.000 Or female.

01:17:45.000 Oh, okay.

01:17:49.000 I thought it was something about people.

01:17:51.000 So you're my son-daughter?

01:17:53.000 Can't you just see the parents?

01:17:54.000 They're both going, don't kill yourself, don't kill yourself, don't kill yourself, don't kill yourself.

01:17:57.000 This involves surgery.

01:18:00.000 And I've used the name as a surge.

01:18:03.000 I got you.

01:18:04.000 You can stop.

01:18:05.000 I got you.

01:18:07.000 Groofy.

01:18:09.000 I know it's, but I can't.

01:18:11.000 I'm about to cry.

01:18:12.000 I feel sad after this.

01:18:14.000 I feel really empty of feelings.

01:18:16.000 Hey, Gavin, you're right about Scots being cheap.

01:18:19.000 Here's my theory.

01:18:20.000 I think Scots are cheap because they're drunks. 1.00

01:18:23.000 Sorry.

01:18:23.000 We're drunks.

01:18:25.000 And they're saving money for beer.

01:18:27.000 Because when you go to a Scottish pub, you can't, you have too many beers.

01:18:32.000 Every time someone gets up, they buy a round for the table.

01:18:34.000 So you've got like five pints full in front of you.

01:18:37.000 That's not cheap.

01:18:39.000 That's generous.

01:18:40.000 But when it comes to like heating their home, buying food, getting new shoes, they're the cheapest fuckers alive.

01:18:49.000 And as someone who's lived with Hasidic Jews, the most populated places for Hasidic Jews are Montreal, the north part of Montreal, Williamsburg, Brooklyn, and upstate near Pierce Joel.

01:19:05.000 Yeah.

01:19:06.000 I've lived in all three of those places.

01:19:07.000 They're always around me.

01:19:08.000 And we do business together.

01:19:09.000 Sometimes I'll be renting an apartment from one of them.

01:19:11.000 And I will fucking go to war over three bucks.

01:19:15.000 And I can see them sort of like shocked that I'm fighting for such a small amount.

01:19:21.000 And I realize, oh, you thought you were the cheap one in town.

01:19:25.000 Sorry, you're a fucking amateur when it comes to cheapness.

01:19:29.000 My coworker is a working class guy from Glasgow, Scotland.

01:19:31.000 He's extremely cheap.

01:19:32.000 He is constantly...

01:19:33.000 My parents are so cheap that they only have the light on in the area they're in.

01:19:41.000 So my dad will be sitting in the dark and the whole house is black.

01:19:45.000 Like if you drive by my parents' house, you assume they don't live there.

01:19:48.000 And she'll have one light on right above her when she's sewing or something.

01:19:52.000 And it's almost like a spotlight.

01:19:54.000 It's like their whole house is like the Billie Jean floor where every tile he steps on is light up.

01:19:59.000 Yeah.

01:19:59.000 And then nothing else.

01:20:00.000 Yeah, I actually have a picture of it somewhere.

01:20:03.000 Where did I put that?

01:20:05.000 It's just a series of slap lights.

01:20:07.000 Oh, I think that's a movie.

01:20:09.000 I might have it here.

01:20:10.000 How do you look up just your movies?

01:20:12.000 You go to your photos, scroll down, and then there should be a little album.

01:20:17.000 There's a tab for videos.

01:20:20.000 Videos.

01:20:21.000 This is.

01:20:21.000 There's videos.

01:20:24.000 A lot of videos.

01:20:25.000 How to raise your shit.

01:20:27.000 This is turning out to be the worst episode ever.

01:20:30.000 Can I pitch you something?

01:20:31.000 You're watching me read the paper.

01:20:33.000 Why you look for that?

01:20:35.000 So, people, you've been banned off Instagram, right?

01:20:37.000 Correct.

01:20:38.000 Kind of sucks.

01:20:39.000 You miss it.

01:20:40.000 People miss you.

01:20:41.000 The pancakes have nowhere to go.

01:20:43.000 Nowhere for the pancakes.

01:20:44.000 Apparently, talk to our tech genius.

01:20:48.000 And a lot of people clone Instagram.

01:20:51.000 And we could have on our site Instagav, for instance.

01:20:55.000 That could be a working title.

01:20:56.000 Where people that are banned from Instagram could exist.

01:20:58.000 It'll be a tab on the site.

01:21:00.000 And you could basically have an Instagram.

01:21:01.000 People could like it and comment, and you post pictures.

01:21:04.000 But don't we have to pay to host servers?

01:21:07.000 That wouldn't be much.

01:21:08.000 It's just pictures.

01:21:09.000 He said it could easily be done.

01:21:11.000 And we could talk about logistics, but what do you think of the overall idea?

01:21:14.000 Because I'm probably going to get banned off Instagram soon.

01:21:16.000 The guy who got his tooth knocked out, Phil, he got banned off Instagram right afterwards.

01:21:21.000 Right after that happened.

01:21:21.000 He didn't do anything after that.

01:21:23.000 He just got banned.

01:21:24.000 So I figured maybe we could make a place for the banner.

01:21:26.000 How are we supposed to feel about Phil?

01:21:27.000 Joe Briggs is not a fan.

01:21:29.000 We got to look into it.

01:21:30.000 We're going to look into it.

01:21:31.000 We're going to see.

01:21:32.000 He's got no teeth.

01:21:33.000 So that's weird.

01:21:35.000 I'm now back to the 1700s here in videos.

01:21:40.000 My son can't even ride a bike.

01:21:42.000 I'm so far back.

01:21:43.000 And I'm not seeing shit.

01:21:45.000 Instagav.

01:21:48.000 And now I feel like I've cheated you.

01:21:49.000 Maybe if I look up my son's...

01:21:52.000 My son, my brother's text, because maybe he texted it to me.

01:21:57.000 Sorry, folks, this is really annoying.

01:21:59.000 Here's just a video message.

01:22:02.000 22 seconds in, it's supposed to start.

01:22:06.000 And I don't want the world to be at if Mr. Trump, he promised something he should to do before the election.

01:22:19.000 And why I'm here?

01:22:22.000 I'm here in Chicago.

01:22:25.000 Chicago is one of the most liberal city in the world.

01:22:32.000 And I really respect people who live here.

01:22:36.000 Why?

01:22:37.000 Because when was the pandemic?

01:22:39.000 Did you know this happened?

01:22:40.000 I don't know.

01:22:41.000 A video of a man hanging from Trump Tower, Chicago, demanding to talk to Trump or the media.

01:22:47.000 This just happened, apparently.

01:22:52.000 Alleged video.

01:22:53.000 To save people.

01:22:54.000 To save people's lives.

01:22:56.000 China is asshole. 0.99

01:23:02.000 I'm sorry, guys.

01:23:04.000 This must be very annoying for you.

01:23:08.000 Why don't you go through the...

01:23:09.000 I'm determined to find this picture.

01:23:11.000 Sure.

01:23:12.000 Yeah, this just happened, apparently.

01:23:14.000 Police say man dangling off Trump Tower in Chicago demanding to speak with Trump.

01:23:19.000 Got it.

01:23:20.000 So that did happen.

01:23:24.000 Wow.

01:23:24.000 Weird.

01:23:26.000 13 hours of negotiations.

01:23:28.000 Chinese person, we can't do that, or then everyone's just going to... 1.00

01:23:33.000 The way you get to the president is you hang from a building.

01:23:35.000 Right.

01:23:37.000 Wow.

01:23:38.000 13 hours.

01:23:38.000 Where is he?

01:23:39.000 It was right now?

01:23:41.000 No, but I don't see any footage of him hanging.

01:23:44.000 Well, we see him filming himself.

01:23:47.000 Right.

01:23:49.000 Let me go to videos here.

01:23:50.000 That was the article from 16 hours ago.

01:23:55.000 Clamor captured Chicago.

01:23:58.000 Oh.

01:23:59.000 Chinese.

01:24:01.000 Oh, yeah, there's just that video so far.

01:24:02.000 Oh, here we go.

01:24:04.000 Here's somebody filming this.

01:24:08.000 There it is.

01:24:09.000 Dude on that tower.

01:24:11.000 He's up there.

01:24:11.000 It's hard to see him.

01:24:15.000 Oh, not bad.

01:24:24.000 Whoa.

01:24:24.000 Oh, demanding to talk to the media or he will cut the rope.

01:24:28.000 Chinese people.

01:24:32.000 But what do you have to say?

01:24:33.000 Didn't he just say it?

01:24:35.000 Right.

01:24:36.000 What is his problem?

01:24:36.000 First responders, he wants more attention for them?

01:24:38.000 I don't remember.

01:24:39.000 They're doing pretty good for attention, dude.

01:24:41.000 What's your beef?

01:24:50.000 I can't believe how bad this show is.

01:24:52.000 I put it in the shared folder.

01:24:54.000 It's arriving now.

01:24:56.000 Gotcha.

01:25:01.000 I think the way I can make it up to you viewers is just to do a lot of letters today.

01:25:06.000 Right?

01:25:07.000 Do you think this is the worst episode we've had?

01:25:10.000 Is it a bad episode?

01:25:11.000 I don't think it's bad.

01:25:12.000 This is it.

01:25:12.000 Oh, okay.

01:25:13.000 This is my parents'.

01:25:14.000 This is a normal night at my parents' house.

01:25:18.000 Oh, nothing.

01:25:19.000 We're just in the pitch black.

01:25:24.000 We're saving every single penny we can, aren't we?

01:25:28.000 Oh, there's no point wasting out of the physician.

01:25:31.000 You hear my dad?

01:25:32.000 He's there, too.

01:25:34.000 But he doesn't need any light.

01:25:35.000 So he's sitting in the pitch black, just drinking a beer.

01:25:38.000 Well, my mom, I don't know what the fuck she's doing there. 1.00

01:25:40.000 She's got some sewing or something, some old notes.

01:25:43.000 She's threading a needle, maybe? 0.65

01:25:45.000 Nothing.

01:25:45.000 We're just in the pitch black.

01:25:48.000 Every light is out in the house.

01:25:50.000 I love your brother's commentary on that.

01:25:53.000 We're just tivoting every single penny we can, aren't we?

01:25:58.000 Oh, man.

01:25:59.000 Oh, I miss that guy.

01:26:03.000 He's constantly taking home old and broken furniture from the office.

01:26:06.000 He's almost 40 years old and still lives with roommates.

01:26:08.000 His roommates are a bunch of random Vietnamese illegals that can't speak English. 1.00

01:26:12.000 His house is a disgusting shithole.

01:26:14.000 His frugal lifestyle doesn't leave him with many savings, though.

01:26:17.000 He spends his money buying rounds for the boys at the bar and gambles the rest of it.

01:26:21.000 Wow, there it is.

01:26:22.000 They are not sending their best.

01:26:24.000 Yeah, the story of the Glaswegian female alcoholic is she pinches her pennies, and then on Friday, she's waiting for her husband's paycheck. 1.00

01:26:35.000 She goes to the pub, and he spent it all on the guys, and she's so distraught that she starts drinking.

01:26:40.000 And they basically drink to relieve the stress of their living with an alcoholic.

01:26:46.000 Oh, here we go.

01:26:47.000 Trump Tower hanging man, 22 seconds.

01:26:49.000 I don't want world to be end.

01:26:52.000 So that's what you just showed, right?

01:26:54.000 Yep.

01:26:54.000 I don't want the world to be end.

01:26:56.000 So is he pro-Trump or anti-Trump?

01:27:00.000 He said he wants him to do things before he gets elected or something like that.

01:27:04.000 So I think he's pro-Trump, but he just wants to...

01:27:06.000 And I don't want world to be end.

01:27:11.000 Mr. Trump, he promised something he should to do before the election.

01:27:17.000 Do something, you know, keep your promises before the election.

01:27:20.000 Okay.

01:27:20.000 Done.

01:27:22.000 There's few people that have been more strict to their words than Trump.

01:27:26.000 The wall, I'm not blown away by the lack of wall.

01:27:29.000 But otherwise, he said he's going to drain the swamp.

01:27:31.000 He's been draining it like a motherfucker.

01:27:35.000 People forget the death inheritance tax, too.

01:27:37.000 Doing away with that, how huge that was.

01:27:41.000 Yeah.

01:27:41.000 Massive.

01:27:42.000 Taxed twice.

01:27:43.000 People forget.

01:27:45.000 This is from Jordan.

01:27:46.000 I took your advice and bet on Lopez.

01:27:49.000 I'm more of a UFC guy, so I also bet on Otega, who dominated his fight, but I did proceed to watch the entire UFC main card and miss every bet.

01:27:56.000 Lopez fight put me ahead for the night, so I just wanted to show my appreciation and thank you.

01:28:02.000 See, this is the thing you got to remember about the G-Dog.

01:28:05.000 When I come up with something, I didn't just pull it out of my ass.

01:28:07.000 I've usually spoken to several experts.

01:28:10.000 That's why I'm so confident.

01:28:11.000 And when people say, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about, I'm thinking of the doctor or the surgeon I spoke to going, he's not dumb.

01:28:18.000 So you think I'm the one saying it, so you're calling me dumb.

01:28:21.000 I get that.

01:28:21.000 But I'm actually just reiterating what Chicago's top surgeon told me.

01:28:25.000 So I'll tell them that you said that they're dumb.

01:28:27.000 Sure.

01:28:28.000 Yeah.

01:28:28.000 Trumpwall.com, construction.

01:28:31.000 Track the status of Trump's border wall.

01:28:33.000 San Diego.

01:28:34.000 It's pretty good.

01:28:35.000 14 miles.

01:28:36.000 Yeah, so it's 341 miles, 516 to go.

01:28:40.000 And you could track all that Prague.

01:28:42.000 Oh, it's not bad.

01:28:43.000 Interactive map.

01:28:45.000 Huh.

01:28:45.000 Pretty sick.

01:28:46.000 I take it back.

01:28:48.000 And these are the types of walls.

01:28:51.000 Pretty cool.

01:28:52.000 Pretty cool.

01:28:53.000 Pretty cool.

01:28:56.000 Jay, this guy, honorable leader of the Fag Zone and Gavin.

01:28:59.000 Why don't you squash your issue with Greg?

01:29:01.000 Seems like you guys are cut from the same cloth and have the same sense of humor.

01:29:04.000 Also, your episodes, My Mom's a Bitch and My Dad's an Asshole, pretty much the most hilarious shit ever.

01:29:10.000 Isn't it funny how 10 Things I Hate About the Jews, everyone takes literally, but everyone, every other thing, like divorce your wife or my mom's a bitch, they get that it's a joke. 0.98

01:29:20.000 Ezra's putting back up the 10 things I hate about Israel.

01:29:24.000 I mean Jews.

01:29:26.000 And he's going to put an intro and an outro.

01:29:29.000 And he goes, what do you think of that?

01:29:30.000 And I go, please do.

01:29:31.000 I don't know why you ever took it down.

01:29:34.000 It can't be worse.

01:29:36.000 The reputation I have from that video couldn't be worse.

01:29:38.000 I'm going to put it back up.

01:29:40.000 We're going to get it up.

01:29:42.000 And every time someone says that, you need to say to them or criticize it.

01:29:47.000 Just say, have you seen it?

01:29:49.000 No?

01:29:49.000 Then shut up.

01:29:51.000 By the way, pull up that clip of Proud Boys Insane.

01:29:55.000 They don't endorse me.

01:29:56.000 Oh, yeah.

01:29:57.000 It's mean.

01:29:58.000 You have hurt me today.

01:30:02.000 And they said, how do you justify what he said?

01:30:05.000 He's an instigator.

01:30:07.000 If someone asks you that, say, it's swearing.

01:30:09.000 It's how we all talk.

01:30:12.000 This was Proud Boys, Utah.

01:30:13.000 I don't recognize these guys.

01:30:15.000 Yeah.

01:30:17.000 Proud Boys, Black Lives Matter leaders hold joke. 0.61

01:30:20.000 We denounce white supremacy.

01:30:21.000 Cool.

01:30:22.000 Doy.

01:30:23.000 So far, so good.

01:30:24.000 Can you believe people have to say that?

01:30:26.000 I will go out and say that the Proud Boys as a whole, I will say.

01:30:29.000 That wasn't the interview there.

01:30:31.000 Let me see.

01:30:31.000 Fox 13 reported.

01:30:35.000 What a terrible episode this is.

01:30:38.000 Yeah, I'll find it.

01:30:39.000 There it is.

01:30:40.000 Right there.

01:30:40.000 Is that Black Lives Matter?

01:30:42.000 What are you doing?

01:30:43.000 Stop this.

01:30:44.000 What are you doing?

01:30:45.000 Stopping this and playing this.

01:30:47.000 Ogden and the Proud Boys are working together currently on police reform.

01:30:52.000 We are trying to come to the table and Brian and Tard.

01:30:58.000 First got here.

01:30:58.000 We were on organization.

01:31:01.000 The label of violence towards the one.

01:31:04.000 I'll get it.

01:31:05.000 Are you sure it's not the one?

01:31:06.000 Yeah, no, it was a report.

01:31:08.000 I've got to go to my history.

01:31:12.000 Rudy Giuliani makes opening statements to Joe Biden dumped.

01:31:16.000 This is going to be big.

01:31:18.000 We may have to go live.

01:31:23.000 Wanna put that up?

01:31:24.000 Yeah.

01:31:25.000 What are you doing, Ryan?

01:31:26.000 Do your job.

01:31:27.000 Fuck.

01:31:27.000 We're not doing the interview.

01:31:28.000 You couldn't find it and you want to do it.

01:31:30.000 Okay.

01:31:33.000 I wasn't going to speak.

01:31:41.000 This is another episode, and this is a very important one.

01:31:45.000 We're going to summarize the state of the evidence at this point against the Biden crime family.

01:31:52.000 It's really mounted up since the disclosures of the emails and texts and photographs of Hunter Biden.

01:32:02.000 And now things that were proven by witnesses, documents, and videotapes that were ignored and lied about by the press by Hunter Biden's own words.

01:32:14.000 Let me assure you that this is his hard drive.

01:32:18.000 It was given to my lawyer by the gentleman who had prepared it.

01:32:24.000 It had been...

01:32:25.000 Remember that this guy gave the laptop to the FBI already, and they didn't do anything.

01:32:31.000 And months later, he gave it to Giuliani's guys.

01:32:36.000 So Biden has quashed someone investigating his son twice now.

01:32:43.000 Oh, and to answer your great thing, I just can't get over Tyrus.

01:32:48.000 And Greg's not dying to be my friend or anything.

01:32:50.000 My phone's not ringing off the hook.

01:32:52.000 But we worked together for eight years, and he got his own show.

01:32:57.000 And he said, now that I have my own show, I can hire anyone.

01:33:01.000 I'll choose you, Tyrus.

01:33:04.000 What, Great Bape?

01:33:06.000 Fuck.

01:33:07.000 You.

01:33:10.000 He says, a drunken Hunter Biden who came in and had a very hard time even signing.

01:33:16.000 What are you doing, Ryan?

01:33:17.000 He described what he wanted.

01:33:19.000 He came back to supply a...

01:33:21.000 Now what are you doing?

01:33:22.000 I found the other video.

01:33:24.000 And then, after it was repaired, he never returned, even though there was substantial notices to return.

01:33:32.000 After a while, when the gentleman heard things on the news suggesting that the Bidens may or may not have been involved in criminal activity, he became very concerned that possibly he was holding some kind of illegal material.

01:33:49.000 So it was now his property, according to the contract signed by someone to have a lot of many heated exchanges.

01:33:57.000 Ryan, what are you doing?

01:33:59.000 I've never done this before, but I got two things lined up.

01:34:04.000 Why?

01:34:05.000 The Proud Boys thing?

01:34:06.000 Abandoned.

01:34:07.000 And property that's abandoned under the law becomes the property of the person that's in possession of it.

01:34:12.000 So he had every right to listen to what was there and look at what was there.

01:34:16.000 Crack.

01:34:20.000 It's not crack.

01:34:21.000 It's mad.

01:34:21.000 It's well known in New York and taught me what was wrong with New York.

01:34:25.000 So I know this statute backwards and forwards, and this is a perfect case for it because this Biden family was engaging in the business of crime.

01:34:34.000 And their commodity, Joe's public office.

01:34:38.000 And Joe, you will see shared in the proceeds, which is clearly admitted by his co-conspirators.

01:34:46.000 So let me outline it for you so that you'll be able to follow all of this.

01:34:51.000 And there'll be more than what I'm just saying, but I'm picking, you know, four that will get the most prominence.

01:34:57.000 Here we go.

01:34:58.000 And we're going to focus on when he was vice president of the United States, because that's where the big money was made.

01:35:04.000 Before he was vice president of the United States, he made substantial amounts of money through the lobbying of his brothers, the fact that his son had a no-show job for the major bank in Delaware.

01:35:18.000 And Joe Biden was the only Democratic senator that lobbied in favor of banks against easing the bankruptcy laws because all Democrats were in favor of that.

01:35:28.000 Theoretically, they like to say they represent poor people.

01:35:31.000 Well, Joe was representing the rich bank that was employing his son in a no-show job, which is how his drug addict son began his career, because nobody else would employ him because he'd be out two, three days a week, you know, looking for crack.

01:35:48.000 It's hilarious.

01:35:49.000 It's a terrible problem.

01:35:50.000 And I don't mean to pick on Hunter for being an addict.

01:35:54.000 That's a terrible affliction.

01:35:57.000 As a father, I blame Joe Biden.

01:36:00.000 I say to myself, I don't know if I had a child afflicted by that, wouldn't I take care of them and keep him in rehabilitation?

01:36:09.000 Would I expose them to the most crooked man in the Ukraine, one of the most crooked people in China, to... 1.00

01:36:19.000 I mean, his son's alive.

01:36:20.000 I'm not talking about his dead son.

01:36:22.000 But in a way, he enabled his son and poured millions of dollars on top of a crack addict.

01:36:31.000 The most crooked woman in Russia. 1.00

01:36:34.000 Would I do that to a drug addict son?

01:36:36.000 Just because of greed?

01:36:39.000 I don't know.

01:36:40.000 I think this is Joe Biden's fault.

01:36:43.000 But in any event.

01:36:45.000 All right.

01:36:45.000 So you can watch it on your own time.

01:36:47.000 I certainly will.

01:36:47.000 It's 38 minutes.

01:36:49.000 But now let's see the news crew pooping on me. 0.50

01:36:53.000 Yeah.

01:36:57.000 And they're one of five known extremist groups said to be operating here in Utah.

01:37:01.000 A local chapter of the Proud Boys speaking tonight in downtown Salt Lake City.

01:37:05.000 They say they want to correct the record.

01:37:07.000 Kyle Harvey live downtown and Kyle, they appeared with a Black Lives Matter leader.

01:37:12.000 That seems like a strange pairing there.

01:37:15.000 Why?

01:37:16.000 Well, this was a Black Lives Matter leader associated with Black Lives Matter Northern Utah.

01:37:20.000 Now, this is a different chapter than the one you may have seen before on Channel 2.

01:37:25.000 As for the Proud Boys, they say they're out to change the narrative that they're racists.

01:37:30.000 I don't care what color your skin is. 1.00

01:37:32.000 We're all Americans, and we need to find a way to come together instead of divide.

01:37:36.000 It's a line, seemingly at odds, with an organization that the Southern Poverty Law Center and the Anti-Defamation League say is a hate group.

01:37:43.000 We are in no way, shape, or form white supremacists.

01:37:46.000 What they are, self-described Western chauvinists.

01:37:50.000 What does that mean?

01:37:50.000 It means that the West is the best.

01:37:52.000 Western civilization is the best.

01:37:54.000 That's our opinion.

01:37:55.000 Okay.

01:37:56.000 Chauvinism is just patriotism, man.

01:37:58.000 Don't get it wrong.

01:37:59.000 It's you patient.

01:38:01.000 We are in no way.

01:38:02.000 Those are cheater reports.

01:38:02.000 The group was founded by a Gavin McInnis, someone this group's members say is an instigator.

01:38:08.000 He's a little over the top.

01:38:09.000 I mean, Nazi salutes and salutes.

01:38:13.000 Oh, out of context, fake Nazis.

01:38:15.000 Oh, okay.

01:38:17.000 They're going to Vic Berger for their news.

01:38:19.000 And they said the N-word and provocator.

01:38:23.000 Just like Milo Yiannopoulos is.

01:38:25.000 These are guys who say the most outlandish things so they get more clicks so they can make some of the group.

01:38:29.000 Why do you want to be a that's kind of a normy take?

01:38:32.000 Yeah.

01:38:33.000 Get more clicks.

01:38:34.000 Associated with that.

01:38:35.000 He's gone.

01:38:36.000 Yeah, he's not part of the organization.

01:38:38.000 He's gone.

01:38:38.000 The people left, at least those in Salt Lake City.

01:38:41.000 You have hurt me today.

01:38:43.000 City say they'll link arms with Black Lives Matter.

01:38:46.000 Meeting and talking and having that understanding allowed us to move forward with working together on police reform.

01:38:54.000 Jakari Kelly, the leader of Black Lives Matter Northern Utah, says the partnership is real.

01:38:59.000 We do need to be able to reach across the aisle and have these tough conversations.

01:39:03.000 Yep, you're cut off.

01:39:06.000 They just cut her off. 0.99

01:39:07.000 Oh, we lost your feed.

01:39:09.000 Weirdo.

01:39:10.000 Cut her off.

01:39:11.000 You see that?

01:39:11.000 Amazing.

01:39:12.000 Do that again. 0.95

01:39:12.000 Let's see that again. 0.95

01:39:13.000 That's pretty telling.

01:39:15.000 Yeah.

01:39:18.000 So they get, you know, a paragraph each.

01:39:20.000 Black Lives Matter Northern Utah says the partnership is real.

01:39:24.000 We do need to be able to reach across the aisle and have these tough conversations.

01:39:28.000 You're true.

01:39:29.000 I'm listening.

01:39:30.000 Oh.

01:39:31.000 And Jakari tells me that she recently ready.

01:39:34.000 And then he tells us what she told him.

01:39:37.000 Hey, Gav and dictator of the fag zone, check out this amazing rant to local politicians regarding closing down businesses. 1.00

01:39:43.000 This veteran went to war for a country and threatens to go to war again if this COVID bullshit continues.

01:39:49.000 Such an awesome vid.

01:39:50.000 Be here, you know.

01:39:51.000 Sheriff Goncia.

01:39:53.000 I'm telling you guys, you know, at first we sat as concerned citizens that we all wanted to figure out how to best navigate our way through this whole COVID thing.

01:40:02.000 He's on Joey Gibson's Patriot Prayer USA channel.

01:40:05.000 It's not quite as dangerous as we thought it'd be.

01:40:07.000 You know, I was absolutely apologetic in cowardice.

01:40:09.000 You know, and as you're sitting there with their masks on, I don't blame you for wearing masks because I'd be hiding my face too if I was you for what you're doing.

01:40:15.000 This is absolutely.

01:40:16.000 I've never seen this before.

01:40:18.000 Please don't send me scoops that are months old.

01:40:23.000 This one, this is different though.

01:40:25.000 This is like a viral thing that we should use for a video drop.

01:40:29.000 And he says...

01:40:32.000 What kind of garbage is that?

01:40:34.000 Oops, my anarchy symbol.

01:40:40.000 Then watch that again?

01:40:41.000 Yes.

01:40:42.000 What kind of garbage is that?

01:40:44.000 Oops, my anarchy symbol.

01:40:47.000 You can't have facial hair and be punk.

01:40:49.000 It's for young people.

01:40:52.000 But he also says, could you give a quick shout out for the people in MA to write in DR?

01:40:59.000 Oh, Dr. Shiva, November 3rd.

01:41:02.000 Yes.

01:41:04.000 People in Massachusetts, our boy Dr. Shiva.

01:41:07.000 So please vote for Dr. Shiva.

01:41:11.000 We should have him back on the show.

01:41:12.000 That guy's cool.

01:41:13.000 We are losing our democracy.

01:41:18.000 Okay.

01:41:19.000 Karen's in the wild.

01:41:29.000 I don't know if you feel the way that I do, but I feel like we're living in an alternate universe here.

01:41:35.000 That something has happened to the United States of America.

01:41:39.000 And we're all grasping and trying to hold on to our democracy.

01:41:44.000 I see what's going on in Texas.

01:41:46.000 Women were not like this when I was a kid. 1.00

01:41:48.000 No.

01:41:49.000 What happened to women? 1.00

01:41:50.000 There was like one crazy lady per town. 1.00

01:41:52.000 Yeah.

01:41:53.000 Being repressed.

01:41:55.000 This is evil.

01:41:56.000 This is wrong.

01:41:58.000 The Republicans have to stop.

01:42:02.000 I'm terrified.

01:42:05.000 Listen to me, Republicans.

01:42:07.000 Listen.

01:42:09.000 You are the people in history they warned us about.

01:42:13.000 Wow.

01:42:14.000 They warned us about people like you.

01:42:18.000 Pay attention.

01:42:21.000 We're losing our democracy.

01:42:26.000 Wake up!

01:42:28.000 Wake up!

01:42:36.000 What was that sound at the very, very end?

01:42:38.000 It was like an eye.

01:42:43.000 GNR, check out this advertisement in Canada.

01:42:46.000 What a crock of shit.

01:42:47.000 Just pots of lies and propaganda because brothers and sisters are not fun.

01:42:53.000 Vancouver ad urging one child families fuel eco-fascism.

01:42:58.000 The most loving gift you can give your child first child is to not have another.

01:43:04.000 It's kind of weird that you chose a black child, right? 1.00

01:43:07.000 For that.

01:43:09.000 Is that racist or is that pro-black? 0.88

01:43:11.000 What is that?

01:43:11.000 Yeah, isn't that neo-fascism?

01:43:13.000 You always talk about Powellboys are a neo-fascist organization.

01:43:16.000 Isn't it neo-fascist to say we need blacks to stop breeding?

01:43:19.000 Right.

01:43:20.000 Like Richard Spencer's right on board with that.

01:43:22.000 Yeah, one, look at this.

01:43:23.000 That's enough.

01:43:25.000 Actually, I think Stone Toss did a comic book about that where he had a guy with a Confederate flag saying, I'm pro-choice, but only for blacks.

01:43:36.000 And then the left-winger was like, cool.

01:43:39.000 Right.

01:43:39.000 It's like Ryan Long's video.

01:43:41.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:43:43.000 Okay.

01:43:43.000 Liam.

01:43:44.000 Oh, here we go.

01:43:45.000 Yeah.

01:43:46.000 Racist misogynist business.

01:43:47.000 No, what?

01:43:47.000 No, I'm pro-choice for women of color.

01:43:50.000 And they're both happy.

01:43:53.000 Dear Gavin Ryan, someone I know recently went to university, so I had to look on the university's Instagram and found this video.

01:43:58.000 It's really cringe, and I think a very worrying look on Britain's future men.

01:44:08.000 No, it's just more Magic the Gathering shit.

01:44:18.000 They're children.

01:44:19.000 So lucky I'm not a gamer.

01:44:20.000 Look at these children playing their little board games and their video games.

01:44:26.000 Tekken.

01:44:28.000 They're little kids.

01:44:34.000 Ever heard of chugging beer faggots? 1.00

01:44:40.000 It's not exactly Animal House, is it?

01:44:45.000 All right.

01:44:45.000 I think we should wrap it up.

01:44:47.000 Last one.

01:44:48.000 AG and Rihanna.

01:44:49.000 Great clip from Saturday's speech in Wisconsin at 4120.

01:44:53.000 4120?

01:44:54.000 Trump also said this is a very difficult situation.

01:44:57.000 Talk to our families at 4920.

01:44:59.000 No.

01:44:59.000 Hope you're having a spooky day.

01:45:03.000 And I got better fast.

01:45:05.000 I got better fast.

01:45:06.000 I can now jump into the audience and give you all a big kiss, the women and the men.

01:45:12.000 I'll even kiss the men.

01:45:14.000 I'll kiss those big, powerful men down there. 0.96

01:45:17.000 I won't love it, but I'll kiss him.

01:45:20.000 Anyway, so now it's, you know, it's an incredible thing.

01:45:24.000 At the podium?

01:45:25.000 I won't love it, but I'll kiss him.

01:45:28.000 I'll kiss those big, powerful men down there. 0.96

01:45:30.000 I won't love it, but I'll kiss him.

01:45:33.000 Anyway, so now it's, you know, it's an incredible thing.

01:45:36.000 But how can you not like this guy?

01:45:38.000 I don't get it.

01:45:39.000 Keep showing it.

01:45:40.000 It's like drinking bourbon.

01:45:42.000 Yeah, here's the time mark for the difficult situation.

01:45:46.000 And say, I want to cancel the meeting.

01:45:49.000 And I met about 48 families.

01:45:52.000 And, you know, when they come up to you and they're close to you, and then we're tested and all, but you know, there's questions all about everything, right?

01:46:00.000 There's a fly near the podium.

01:46:02.000 It's hard to pick up on camera.

01:46:03.000 There's a very difficult situation.

01:46:05.000 Oh! 0.60

01:46:07.000 That's clean.

01:46:07.000 That's a drop.

01:46:08.000 Yeah, that's a drop.

01:46:09.000 There's questions all about everything, right?

01:46:11.000 There's a very difficult situation.

01:46:14.000 We have someone else sending us a clip of the same thing from Malcolm.

01:46:20.000 Clip this video of Trump saying we can kiss guys.

01:46:24.000 And now I'm immune, they tell me.

01:46:26.000 I'm immune.

01:46:27.000 I could come down and start kissing everybody.

01:46:29.000 I'll kiss every guy, man and woman, man and woman. 0.67

01:46:33.000 Look at that guy.

01:46:35.000 That's his new bit.

01:46:36.000 He's working it out at a couple clubs.

01:46:38.000 That was the original, though.

01:46:39.000 Yeah.

01:46:41.000 This is from Stephanie.

01:46:43.000 My first girlfriend was French from Stephanie Chabot.

01:46:47.000 So I always pronounce it French, but she's Stephanie Lopez.

01:46:51.000 This is so awesome, dude.

01:46:58.000 Right, is this Redondo Beach one?

01:47:02.000 Ricardo Beach.

01:47:12.000 Cool.

01:47:12.000 A lot of people showing up.

01:47:14.000 California.

01:47:15.000 Southern California.

01:47:16.000 Dude, there's another email.

01:47:17.000 This guy's saying, trying not to give you guys homework, but maybe I know you've heard me today.

01:47:24.000 During the Janesville, Wisconsin Trump rally, Trump says 4445.

01:47:30.000 4445.

01:47:32.000 Okay, we're not going to go dig that up, dude.

01:47:35.000 I am done.

01:47:36.000 Here we go.

01:47:37.000 I'm done.

01:47:38.000 So that woman, Stephanie, has more video footage from the thing.

01:47:43.000 Looks great.

01:47:44.000 Yeah.

01:47:44.000 Trump and Newport Beach.

01:47:47.000 I know that place.

01:47:49.000 Yeah, you know, I wouldn't normally suspect it, but parts of Southern California are actually pretty, like Manhattan Beach, pretty red.

01:47:56.000 Yeah.

01:47:57.000 Didn't know that.

01:47:59.000 Till recently.

01:48:02.000 That's really good to see.

01:48:07.000 Alright, let's go to the final video.

01:48:09.000 Let's kill this dying dog. 1.00

01:48:14.000 Oh, shit.

01:48:16.000 Oh.

01:48:18.000 What have I done?

01:48:19.000 That's perfect.

01:48:20.000 What a perfect ending to a shitty show.

01:48:22.000 To a shitty show.

01:48:24.000 Sorry about this.

01:48:25.000 Tomorrow's going to be way better.

01:48:26.000 I let you down.

01:48:27.000 Get fired.

01:48:28.000 Get in trouble.

01:48:29.000 Be brave.

01:48:30.000 And never stop fired.

01:48:31.000 We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car.

01:48:37.000 We don't want to be any worry.

01:48:40.000 Well, you got caught with a flat world.

01:48:44.000 How about that?

01:48:46.000 Well, babies, don't you panic.

01:48:50.000 By the light of the night, it'll all seem all right.

01:48:55.000 I'll get you a sight.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 19, 2020

S03E26 - WORST SHOW EVER [2020-10-19 - S03E26 - WORST SHOW EVER]

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