Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E31 - SAMHAIN [2020-10-29 - S03E31 - SAMHAIN]

00:01:28.000 Hey guys, welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.

00:01:31.000 This is our spooky spaghetti and tomato sauce episode.

00:01:34.000 The Halloween app.

00:01:35.000 Halloween is on Saturday.

00:01:36.000 This is the last time I'm going to see you when we come back on Monday.

00:01:39.000 We will be post-Halloween.

00:01:41.000 We've got a lot to cover today, so have patience.

00:01:44.000 And you know what?

00:01:45.000 If you're scared, then turn it off because this is going to be a very spooky, spooky, spooky, spooky, spooky, spooky, spooky, spooky episode.

00:01:56.000 Case in point.

00:01:58.000 So prepare yourselves.

00:02:01.000 I'm actually on holiday in Jamaica.

00:02:03.000 I hired an actor to just sort of move his head around like Atheism is Unstoppable's Kangaroo.

00:02:09.000 And I'm actually on the phone right now calling from a boat. 1.00

00:02:14.000 Oh, shit! 0.99

00:02:15.000 The book. 1.00

00:02:16.000 Wait, that's okay.

00:02:18.000 The book today is Motley Cruise Dirt inspired by me.

00:02:24.000 Whoa.

00:02:26.000 How did you do that?

00:02:27.000 I don't know.

00:02:28.000 That is spooky.

00:02:33.000 That's so spooky, it threw me off.

00:02:35.000 Yeah.

00:02:36.000 Why didn't you make me that cool?

00:02:38.000 Well, why do you get all the effects?

00:02:41.000 I'm a man of technology, you see.

00:02:43.000 That got nothing to do with my question.

00:02:45.000 My question is, why are you cool?

00:02:46.000 I didn't know I could do this.

00:02:49.000 It looks so awesome.

00:02:51.000 You should do it every day.

00:02:52.000 Yes.

00:02:52.000 With my co-host, the ghoul, Japrec and Hulk.

00:02:57.000 I can't believe my eyes are red.

00:02:59.000 This is way better than what I want.

00:03:02.000 Huh.

00:03:03.000 Yeah, Motley Cruz's book, Dirt, was inspired by the G-Dog, by the way.

00:03:08.000 When Tommy Lee was writing it, he was like, yeah, that story's too crazy, though.

00:03:12.000 And I don't want to ostracize fans, and we might get in trouble if we say this.

00:03:16.000 But my book, Do's and Don'ts, had just come out, which should be on Monday's thing.

00:03:23.000 And his manager, agent, editor guy, his publisher, basically, whenever you write a book, you have a go-to guy that you send chapters to, and he helps you through it.

00:03:32.000 His editor, I guess is the word, kept showing him do's and don'ts and going, dude, you can go even crazier.

00:03:37.000 Look at this book.

00:03:38.000 This is the guy that started Vice. 0.99

00:03:39.000 It's a fucking hilarious book. 0.99

00:03:41.000 And it's over the top. 0.99

00:03:42.000 Go over the top.

00:03:44.000 And he did, and we got dirt.

00:03:46.000 And then it became that cool movie that's really good.

00:03:48.000 It's a bunch of Australian dudes playing Motley Crew, I think, for some reason.

00:03:53.000 So I highly recommend it.

00:03:54.000 You'll peel through it in no time.

00:03:55.000 You know, another great rock book is Scars by Anthony Keatus of Red Hot Chili Peppers. 0.97

00:04:06.000 He just talks in a really fucked up, weird way. 0.98

00:04:09.000 He calls his legs his getaway sticks. 1.00

00:04:13.000 It's fucking scar tissue. 1.00

00:04:15.000 That's it. 1.00

00:04:16.000 That's a great one.

00:04:18.000 All right, we've got a lot to cover today, folks.

00:04:20.000 And it's all going to be very spooky.

00:04:22.000 So let's start at the top with Jack Dorsey banning the New York Post. 1.00

00:04:30.000 This is so fucking gay. 1.00

00:04:33.000 I'm so done with this shit where politicians get a big tech CEO and they say mean things to him. 1.00

00:04:40.000 The Babylon Bee was making fun of it the other day. 0.99

00:04:42.000 I go, what does that accomplish? 0.99

00:04:44.000 Every third time I go to a bar, especially if it's not one of my dive locals, I'm getting berated by some feminist who's giving me shit because she recognizes me. 1.00

00:04:53.000 And it's water off a duck's back. 0.99

00:04:55.000 I don't even remember it the next day.

00:04:57.000 And this is some big, ooh, Ted Cruz eviscerates Jack Dorsey.

00:05:02.000 Oh, no.

00:05:03.000 The guy's making cabillions. 1.00

00:05:05.000 He's controlling the national conversation and he has to hear some fucking redneck closeted homo, Ted Cruz, yell at him for 10 seconds. 1.00

00:05:14.000 Big fucking deal. 1.00

00:05:17.000 How is this even a thing? 0.99

00:05:19.000 It actually annoys me that politicians get to just pull up someone and say, get him in here.

00:05:24.000 I want to yell at him for an hour.

00:05:26.000 Why?

00:05:27.000 What good does that do?

00:05:28.000 Either charge him, change the law, stop giving them tax breaks where they're treated like a utility, like water or gas.

00:05:37.000 Do that.

00:05:38.000 That's a thing. 0.99

00:05:40.000 Yelling at someone and wagging your little fucking Texas finger at them, what does that do? 0.99

00:05:45.000 By the way, the actor I hired to play me on this phone call is doing an excellent job. 0.99

00:05:49.000 Pretty good.

00:05:49.000 How did he even know I was going to do this?

00:05:51.000 Oh, he did it again.

00:05:53.000 It's not going to stop.

00:05:54.000 He's a pro.

00:05:55.000 He's a pro.

00:05:55.000 He can't throw him off.

00:05:56.000 He's hired.

00:05:58.000 Did you see this Oregon health official was announcing the COVID stats in a clown costume next to her.

00:06:11.000 I thought of it because the sign language guy next to her was pretty good.

00:06:15.000 But she's wearing a clown costume. 1.00

00:06:17.000 Is she trying to co-opt our clown world shit or is she dressing up for Halloween? 1.00

00:06:21.000 I don't quite get it. 1.00

00:06:22.000 I don't get it.

00:06:23.000 And the most confusing thing about this is why does it make me horny? 1.00

00:06:28.000 Why do I have a boner right now with her big fat tits. 1.00

00:06:34.000 I'm not impressed with myself right now. 1.00

00:06:39.000 Play it while I. I have to go to the bathroom. 0.95

00:06:42.000 I'll be right back.

00:06:43.000 Oh, young Patton Oswalt is a sediatrician and also a senior health advisor here at the Oregon Health Authority.

00:06:51.000 I'm here with Shimmy Shariq, my colleague who's also a senior health advisor.

00:06:56.000 And we thought we'd start by giving you a quick update on where we are as a state with COVID-19.

00:07:02.000 As of today, there have been 38,160 cases of COVID-19 in Oregon.

00:07:07.000 Don't care.

00:07:08.000 With 390 new cases being reported today.

00:07:11.000 Don't care.

00:07:12.000 Sadly, we are also reporting three deaths today.

00:07:15.000 Three deaths. 0.95

00:07:21.000 Okay, that's enough, weird boner woman. 0.99

00:07:24.000 Computer, what is the population of Oregon? 0.75

00:07:30.000 As of 2017, the population of Oregon is 4.143 million.

00:07:36.000 There have been three deaths recently out of 4 million.

00:07:42.000 How relevant can you get?

00:07:43.000 All right, here's a spooky theory.

00:07:45.000 Should we just show the Ted Cruz thing for a second? 0.99

00:07:46.000 Like, anyone gives a shit? 0.99

00:07:49.000 The right is so excited about this. 0.99

00:07:51.000 Take down.

00:07:52.000 Specifically the enforcement.

00:07:54.000 You're still blocking their posts.

00:07:56.000 You're still blocking their post.

00:07:57.000 Right now, today, you're blocking their post.

00:08:00.000 We're not blocking the post.

00:08:01.000 Anyone can tweet.

00:08:03.000 Can the New York Post post on their Twitter account?

00:08:06.000 If they go into their account.

00:08:08.000 No, is your answer to that.

00:08:09.000 No.

00:08:10.000 Unless they reflect and agree with your dictates.

00:08:14.000 Let me ask you something.

00:08:15.000 You claimed it was because of a hacked materials policy.

00:08:19.000 I find that facially highly dubious and clearly employed in a deeply partial way.

00:08:30.000 Did Twitter block the distribution of the New York Times' story a few weeks ago that purported to be based on copies of President Trump's tax returns?

00:08:40.000 We didn't find that a violation of our terms of service and this policy in particular because there's reporting about the material.

00:08:47.000 It wasn't distributing the material.

00:08:49.000 Okay, well, that's actually not true.

00:08:51.000 They posted what they purported to be original source materials and federal law, federal statutes making it off.

00:08:59.000 You know, when you go to eBay, by the way, I got my money back for the golf clubs.

00:09:03.000 You'll be happy to hear.

00:09:06.000 I think they just give you your money back when you complain a lot because it's cheaper than investigating.

00:09:10.000 Credit card companies do that too.

00:09:12.000 Anyway, you know when you try to go to something like eBay or PayPal or Chase Bank and you're trying to get, actually Chase Bank's a bad example because you get to a person pretty fast.

00:09:22.000 But they just give you the runaround and the help desk is just more articles about your problem. 0.98

00:09:27.000 And even when you go online, you can't find people answering your fucking questions. 0.99

00:09:32.000 That's what that was like. 0.98

00:09:34.000 No, we found that that didn't violate our terms of service.

00:09:38.000 Yes, they can tweet if they just remove that tweet that we believe violates our terms of service.

00:09:42.000 Like, what have you done there?

00:09:44.000 Here's something juicier. 0.99

00:09:46.000 I think this guy's a gay Muslim. 0.99

00:09:48.000 Fair. 1.00

00:09:50.000 Now, I heard through the grapevine that he's a fag. 1.00

00:09:53.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:09:54.000 And he's a top, and he likes to fuck black dudes in their bums. 1.00

00:09:57.000 And one thing you do when you're a top who fucks dudes in their butts is you grow a beard. 1.00

00:10:03.000 It's a way. 0.99

00:10:03.000 I'm not joking. 0.99

00:10:04.000 That's a thing.

00:10:05.000 Okay.

00:10:05.000 Yeah, it's a thing.

00:10:06.000 It's like I fuck dudes up the butt. 1.00

00:10:08.000 I'm a Superman. 1.00

00:10:09.000 I'm a top.

00:10:10.000 Guess I got some not shaving to do.

00:10:14.000 So that's... 0.99

00:10:15.000 So the gay is looking very good. 1.00

00:10:18.000 The beard thing. 0.93

00:10:19.000 Now he looks obviously like every devout Muslim scholar in London, England. 1.00

00:10:24.000 And if you look him up, he has a lot of fishy shit. 0.99

00:10:28.000 Like he said you should visit Myanmar once. 1.00

00:10:33.000 He gives the Muslim Brotherhood full reign. 0.99

00:10:36.000 And here's the thing about America and Muslims. 0.98

00:10:38.000 We don't have a problem like Britain and France does yet. 0.98

00:10:42.000 Our Muslims are mostly black dudes, and it's from prison culture. 1.00

00:10:46.000 And they're like, it's a retardation of Islam, which is tough because Islam's already retarded. 1.00

00:10:53.000 But it's like, you know, Nation of Islam, the Bowtais, Tariq Nasheed, Taleb Quali, Michael Eric Dyson, Snoop Dogg, Louis Varrakhan, that kind of Islam. 0.99

00:11:07.000 So he's got the beard, but what the fuck is this? 0.99

00:11:11.000 Well, you know. 0.99

00:11:13.000 Is that him in Minama?

00:11:16.000 Yeah.

00:11:19.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:11:20.000 So he, by fucking black dudes, he got into black culture and spirituality. 1.00

00:11:24.000 And the guy's obviously stressed out and rich and bored. 1.00

00:11:28.000 So he got into their version of Islam.

00:11:31.000 This is my theory.

00:11:32.000 And I'm sticking to it.

00:11:35.000 So that's in the news.

00:11:39.000 What else is in the news?

00:11:41.000 Oh, the opening song, of course, was Mother by Danzig from the album Sam Hain, a nice spooky and spaghetti sauce song.

00:11:49.000 What did you think of that opening song, Trump?

00:11:51.000 Nobody can do that like me.

00:11:54.000 Okay, that's weird.

00:11:56.000 You gotta be proud of your boys.

00:11:58.000 What was that?

00:11:59.000 You gotta be proud of your boys.

00:12:02.000 Another dog whistle from the God Emperor Trump.

00:12:08.000 Sam Hain, that album, has the coolest skull in the history of skulls.

00:12:14.000 The previously coolest skull was the Misfits logo itself, which comes from an old 1950s Halloween costume.

00:12:22.000 But that was an iconic skull.

00:12:23.000 Danzig is really good at graphic design, isn't he?

00:12:27.000 And that jam.

00:12:29.000 Mother! 0.98

00:12:31.000 One of the best songs ever.

00:12:32.000 It's one of the best songs ever.

00:12:33.000 Great karaoke jam, too.

00:12:35.000 Oh, yeah.

00:12:36.000 It's hard to not do that.

00:12:37.000 If someone's like, we could do karaoke, but we can't do mother, you'd be like, yeah.

00:12:40.000 I'll meet you guys after.

00:12:42.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:12:42.000 You know what the stupidest karaoke song is? 1.00

00:12:45.000 Bad out of hell? 1.00

00:12:46.000 Correct.

00:12:47.000 Yeah.

00:12:48.000 Have you ever chosen that?

00:12:49.000 No, I've seen you choose it, and it takes forever.

00:12:52.000 It's seven minutes long.

00:12:53.000 It ruins the party.

00:12:55.000 Everyone leaves.

00:12:56.000 It's like got four different parts to it.

00:12:58.000 I can't read my notes.

00:13:02.000 I'm going to have to take this off.

00:13:03.000 You have a little lighter.

00:13:04.000 Wait, what if we light them up?

00:13:05.000 No, I have a thing on my face.

00:13:08.000 This doesn't help?

00:13:11.000 No, it's not.

00:13:12.000 That does help a bit. 1.00

00:13:14.000 Jack Dorsey is a gay Muslim who fucks black dudes. 1.00

00:13:17.000 We covered that. 1.00

00:13:18.000 I hate this CEO's shit. 1.00

00:13:20.000 It's so meaningless. 1.00

00:13:21.000 We covered that.

00:13:23.000 You know what we should check out?

00:13:25.000 I just emailed this to you.

00:13:27.000 Ali Alexander is making major waves with JoeBidenisSick.com. 0.91

00:13:33.000 And he's basically proving that it's not just Hunter Biden is a fuck-up and Joe Biden may have helped him orchestrate a deal or two. 0.87

00:13:44.000 It's a separate email, Ryan. 0.97

00:13:46.000 Oh, separate email.

00:13:48.000 Why would I say I emailed it to you and it would be the main email in the notes?

00:13:51.000 I had to focus on the flashlight.

00:13:54.000 You had to focus on the flashlight.

00:13:56.000 Yes.

00:13:57.000 You were so focused on the flashlight, your brain shut down.

00:14:00.000 Momentarily.

00:14:03.000 Sorry. 0.97

00:14:05.000 Unfucking believable. 0.98

00:14:08.000 So basically in this post, if you scroll down, he proves that Joe Biden knew he was sick. 0.98

00:14:17.000 Barack Obama didn't want him to run because he didn't want to get caught for Spygate and all his health issues.

00:14:22.000 Joe Biden doesn't occasionally work with his son.

00:14:26.000 He is inexorably linked to his son.

00:14:28.000 In fact, he calls it a team.

00:14:31.000 We are a team.

00:14:33.000 And Jill Biden, Jill, remember that was the babysitter, was in on it too. 0.97

00:14:37.000 Okay, I can't.

00:14:40.000 Am I supposed to do this for an hour?

00:14:41.000 It's hurting my eyes.

00:14:42.000 Man.

00:14:47.000 He was the only one who knew what I was going through.

00:14:51.000 I made a commitment to my son that I would not let anybody know how serious his situation was.

00:14:57.000 So here he is keeping a secret about his illness and his son's illness.

00:15:04.000 Sorry, his son's illness.

00:15:06.000 So the only person I could confide in to tell him that I knew I was not going to, I didn't think I'd be able to do it unless some miracle happened to my boymate, that it was highly, highly unlikely I'd run.

00:15:20.000 So he knew that.

00:15:21.000 He was the only one outside the family, including my staff.

00:15:27.000 So the beauty of what Ali's doing is he's piling all of the pieces together like jigsaw pieces, and they're not that stunning in and of themselves. 0.98

00:15:34.000 But when you step back and you look at the whole puzzle, you go, holy shit. 0.99

00:15:40.000 This is a big fucking deal. 1.00

00:15:44.000 It changes your voice. 1.00

00:15:46.000 It changes your voice.

00:15:47.000 It's freaked out.

00:15:50.000 I want to get him uncensored so bad.

00:15:52.000 But he ain't cheap.

00:15:56.000 But wouldn't it be awesome if he had a show, a live call-in show?

00:16:00.000 What about just a call-in show?

00:16:01.000 That's cool.

00:16:03.000 Yeah.

00:16:04.000 And obviously the callers are not going to be like, hey, how do you think the Mets are doing this year?

00:16:08.000 It's just, it's going to be about Joe Biden is sick. 0.99

00:16:10.000 What the fuck are you wearing, by the way, now that I can see? 1.00

00:16:14.000 Just the spookiest things. 1.00

00:16:17.000 A mesh shirt.

00:16:19.000 Today is a rainy day in New York City.

00:16:21.000 What jacket did you wear?

00:16:23.000 My car heart. 1.00

00:16:26.000 Carhartt is not goth, you moron. 0.99

00:16:28.000 I know, but it's the only waterproof thing I have. 1.00

00:16:31.000 It's not waterproof, you moron? 0.99

00:16:34.000 These are my pants. 0.99

00:16:35.000 This reminds me of when we were skiing and I said, your buddy that you brought, what's his name again?

00:16:41.000 Hodge.

00:16:42.000 Hodge goes, is that waterproof?

00:16:43.000 And you go, yeah.

00:16:44.000 And then we look at you later and you're just soaked.

00:16:47.000 It never touched me, though.

00:16:48.000 That's not waterproof.

00:16:50.000 If you wear nine sleeping bags, are they waterproof?

00:16:53.000 No, okay, so technically not, but it keeps me not wet.

00:16:56.000 Yeah, so does 37 sweatshirts.

00:16:58.000 Yeah, but it's only one jacket.

00:17:01.000 So it's pretty effective in keeping me not wet.

00:17:03.000 That doesn't mean it's waterproof.

00:17:05.000 Well, then it's not waterproof.

00:17:06.000 But for me, I'm waterproof when I wear it. 0.99

00:17:13.000 Holy fuck. 1.00

00:17:15.000 I don't think a retard would be as funny as you. 1.00

00:17:18.000 Thank you. 0.87

00:17:18.000 I don't think a retard would have as many quotes as you have. 0.87

00:17:22.000 Jeff Brecon Hall. 0.99

00:17:28.000 Speaking of Muslims and Jack Dorsey, the worst thing you can do to your country is not illegals. 1.00

00:17:36.000 They suck, but they don't ruin the country. 1.00

00:17:38.000 Muslims ruin your country. 1.00

00:17:40.000 When they get more than 10% of an area, that area is doomed. 1.00

00:17:44.000 The only thing stupider you can do than that is make guns illegal. 0.97

00:17:48.000 And France is learning that the hard way. 0.99

00:17:52.000 What was it?

00:17:52.000 Last week we had a...

00:17:55.000 I should meet you, Censored TV News more.

00:17:57.000 Last week, we had a head on the road.

00:18:02.000 A knife crime. 1.00

00:18:03.000 With his fucking mask around his neck still. 1.00

00:18:06.000 Just a head, a human head lying on the road. 1.00

00:18:08.000 Circa, what, the year 700?

00:18:11.000 No, the year 2020.

00:18:13.000 That guy's head I've seen lying on a road.

00:18:16.000 I wonder if they'll show it in Daily Mail.

00:18:18.000 And then this week, or yesterday, I should say, two more beheadings.

00:18:25.000 Two more.

00:18:26.000 Knife attacks.

00:18:28.000 What?

00:18:28.000 That's what they're calling.

00:18:29.000 Oh, what they're calling the knife attack.

00:18:31.000 It's a potential terrorist.

00:18:33.000 Remember, there was that guy with the beheading who said, the police have to answer for just shooting a man who was a suspect in a knife attack.

00:18:42.000 Dude, even just carry your own knife.

00:18:46.000 Like, this guy goes into the church. 0.78

00:18:47.000 He cuts off an old lady's head.

00:18:49.000 He cuts off some, you know, volunteer church guy's head. 1.00

00:18:53.000 And then he stabs to death another woman.

00:18:55.000 And they just, what can they do but run away and scream and call the police?

00:18:59.000 Police can't get anywhere in less than five minutes.

00:19:03.000 Maybe the front steps of the police station.

00:19:05.000 Maybe.

00:19:06.000 Are they armed?

00:19:08.000 Yeah, they're armed.

00:19:08.000 Okay, but not like the jihad.

00:19:11.000 But yeah, do normal...

00:19:13.000 No, French police don't normally carry guns.

00:19:15.000 They have to go to the division.

00:19:16.000 Oh, I see.

00:19:16.000 Yeah, like when they did the Charlie Ebdo shooting, the cops showed up, saw that the terrorists, the jihadists, were armed, and left to go get guns.

00:19:28.000 Same thing with London, too, right?

00:19:30.000 They have to go to get their guns.

00:19:32.000 They don't just carry the guns.

00:19:34.000 What do you mean, London?

00:19:35.000 Which of the 10 million terror attacks are you talking about?

00:19:37.000 Well, the police in England, they don't carry guns anymore.

00:19:41.000 No, they don't.

00:19:41.000 They carry a truncheon.

00:19:43.000 A Truncheon.

00:19:44.000 Okay.

00:19:46.000 So, guys, you can do one or the other. 0.91

00:19:48.000 You can have lots of Muslims and lots of guns, or no Muslims and no guns. 1.00

00:19:53.000 You can't have lots of Muslims and no guns. 1.00

00:19:57.000 There's a civil war going on.

00:19:58.000 I read 80% of French people feel that Islam is at war with them.

00:20:04.000 Not that they were at war with Islam. 1.00

00:20:06.000 They're too big of pussies. 1.00

00:20:08.000 And I think that we here in America, and I'm guilty of this, focus on Islam a little too much on the right. 1.00

00:20:15.000 It's not an issue here.

00:20:16.000 Socialism is our plague right now. 0.98

00:20:19.000 And that could be getting a fucking super adrenaline boost if Biden wins on November 4th. 0.98

00:20:27.000 And we will be live streaming it here at the studio, following every detail and celebrating when Trump wins. 0.97

00:20:37.000 All right, let's dive into it, shall we?

00:20:40.000 You think so, Ryan?

00:20:42.000 Yes.

00:20:42.000 Are you calling me?

00:20:45.000 What do you think, Trump?

00:20:46.000 Should we start the show?

00:20:48.000 Oh, no.

00:20:48.000 Huge, huge mistake.

00:20:51.000 Whoa.

00:20:51.000 Oh, okay.

00:20:53.000 Keep it light, I guess.

00:20:57.000 I don't know what else to say without doing the news, but Trump told me to keep talking.

00:21:02.000 We're handing out candy on Halloween.

00:21:07.000 I've got an armed guard at the house.

00:21:09.000 Just, I don't know why.

00:21:10.000 I just felt something was going to happen.

00:21:14.000 And a lot of places are canceling Halloween. 1.00

00:21:17.000 I heard Howard Stern bitching and moaning about how stupid it is. 1.00

00:21:21.000 Take off one Halloween. 1.00

00:21:23.000 You know why Stern says that?

00:21:24.000 Because he's agoraphobic.

00:21:26.000 And everyone who is agoraphobic and paranoid feels vindicated.

00:21:30.000 So they're loving this.

00:21:32.000 Even my buddy, who's like a survivalist in the woods, we haven't spoken in a long time. 1.00

00:21:36.000 Political shit. 1.00

00:21:37.000 He like hates Trump, whatever. 1.00

00:21:39.000 And he called me thinking I was going to go, well, you were right. 0.99

00:21:42.000 You were right to live in the middle of fucking nowhere in the woods. 1.00

00:21:45.000 And I go, this is all bullshit. 1.00

00:21:47.000 There's been 100,000 deaths. 1.00

00:21:49.000 It's a bad flu season.

00:21:50.000 And I could tell I broke his heart and he disappeared back into the woods.

00:21:55.000 I don't know why.

00:21:57.000 He was the coolest guy in school when we were in high school.

00:22:00.000 And he's since become less cool, I guess, in his mind.

00:22:03.000 So he only calls me when he feels like he can be the cool guy again.

00:22:07.000 And then if it doesn't work, he goes back into hiding. 0.99

00:22:09.000 He has fucking huskies on his property that he does not feed. 1.00

00:22:14.000 What? 1.00

00:22:15.000 They eat deer.

00:22:17.000 They're wolves, basically.

00:22:19.000 They forage for their own food.

00:22:20.000 They're not starving.

00:22:21.000 They're stuffed.

00:22:21.000 They're doing great.

00:22:23.000 They eat raccoons and whatever's around mice. 1.00

00:22:27.000 Occasionally he'll throw them some fucking steak. 1.00

00:22:30.000 Okay, can I start the fucking show yet? 1.00

00:22:33.000 I hate Howard Stern. 0.99

00:22:34.000 What else do I have to say about that?

00:22:37.000 He feels vindicated. 0.99

00:22:38.000 He's a paranoid loser who's obsessed with therapy. 0.96

00:22:42.000 And even though, like Terry Richardson, he goes every day and he just gets more and more scared of life. 0.96

00:22:48.000 I heard him interviewing Matthew McConaughey.

00:22:50.000 And Matthew McConaughey was talking about how his dad would hit him upside the head and he was talking about how horrible that must have been. 0.88

00:22:55.000 And I'm thinking, Howard, you got beat up by blacks every day of your adolescence. 1.00

00:23:00.000 A swat upside the head would have taught you how to fight back, you fucking loser. 1.00

00:23:05.000 And maybe you wouldn't need therapy every day. 1.00

00:23:08.000 I like him too, but I don't know if I like him that much.

00:23:11.000 Okay, I have to be able to start the show now.

00:23:13.000 Let's see what he says.

00:23:14.000 I just want them to suffer.

00:23:16.000 Oh, he just wants us to wait and suffer.

00:23:18.000 Okay.

00:23:18.000 The audience or us.

00:23:20.000 I think he means the subscribers.

00:23:23.000 Ouch.

00:23:25.000 I got so much news I want to cover.

00:23:27.000 But we haven't got the go-ahead.

00:23:29.000 I want to talk about the riots.

00:23:30.000 I want to talk about Philadelphia, cops.

00:23:32.000 I got tons of final videos.

00:23:34.000 Can someone at home help us with our final video thing?

00:23:36.000 Make me a Ryan Shut Up, You Don't Have a Dad song, but for the final video.

00:23:42.000 Me and Holland are going to do it.

00:23:44.000 The guy who did the boom, boom, boom song.

00:23:46.000 Yeah, you're all talk, though.

00:23:47.000 No, we're going to do it this weekend.

00:23:50.000 Well, this weekend's Halloween.

00:23:51.000 You need to help me scare.

00:23:53.000 Oh, yeah.

00:23:55.000 Bob was going to do girlfriend stuff. 0.72

00:23:58.000 Crad.

00:23:59.000 Well, I need you for Halloween.

00:24:01.000 It's our tradition.

00:24:02.000 And we have to film it.

00:24:03.000 So you got to set up a GoPro.

00:24:05.000 Well, can I bring the girl?

00:24:07.000 Of course.

00:24:07.000 Okay, cool.

00:24:08.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:24:09.000 She's not that shitty, stupid, retarded bitch you used to bring by. 1.00

00:24:13.000 Or that fat, ugly one. 1.00

00:24:14.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:24:16.000 She's... 1.00

00:24:16.000 Your new girlfriend's hot. 1.00

00:24:18.000 Yes. 1.00

00:24:19.000 And I hope the crazy girlfriend's watching and comes and attacks you. 1.00

00:24:23.000 No, I don't hope that. 1.00

00:24:25.000 I hope your crazy ex. 1.00

00:24:27.000 She could get you back if she just hits you enough times in the face. 1.00

00:24:31.000 You could have an aneurysm on a toilet. 0.96

00:24:33.000 You never know.

00:24:37.000 Okay, come on, Trump.

00:24:39.000 You're torturing us here.

00:24:40.000 You're not a nice person. 0.99

00:24:42.000 I know I'm not, but I want to start my fucking show. 0.99

00:24:46.000 Everybody knows what I'm saying is true. 1.00

00:24:49.000 Holy shit, this guy's brutal. 1.00

00:24:51.000 I'm voting for Biden. 1.00

00:24:53.000 You're fired.

00:24:54.000 Whoa.

00:24:57.000 I told you this show would be spooky.

00:25:01.000 All right.

00:25:02.000 I'm starting the show.

00:25:04.000 Yeah, you know what?

00:25:04.000 Riots in Philadelphia.

00:25:06.000 So let me get this straight.

00:25:07.000 Another career criminal like George Floyd.

00:25:09.000 This guy was even worse than George Floyd. 0.56

00:25:11.000 He held a woman at gunpoint.

00:25:13.000 I think he assaulted a woman.

00:25:15.000 He was jailed for hospitalizing her.

00:25:17.000 And he had threatened to kill another one.

00:25:21.000 His criminal record is, what's his name again?

00:25:23.000 Walter Wallace or something? 1.00

00:25:25.000 Anyway, a total fucking scumbag, murderer, comes at a cop with a knife. 1.00

00:25:30.000 And as Sherrod Small puts it, no, a person with mental issues. 1.00

00:25:34.000 Okay. 1.00

00:25:36.000 What do you want me to fucking do as a cop? 0.99

00:25:39.000 I'm going to Jesse James the knife out of his hand? 1.00

00:25:41.000 Boom! 0.99

00:25:42.000 Yeah, life is blazing saddles.

00:25:45.000 Life is a comedy cowboy movie.

00:25:49.000 You know how many videos we've seen of people getting shot and getting up and attacking?

00:25:52.000 Unless you get him right in the heart or you perforate his lungs so much he can't breathe, he's coming at you. 1.00

00:25:58.000 So you have to shoot to kill. 1.00

00:25:59.000 And By the way, who cares how many shots it is? 1.00

00:26:03.000 Like, when you shoot at someone, you want them to die, right?

00:26:06.000 So, why are they like, it shouldn't have been 10 shots? 0.64

00:26:09.000 What if it was one shot to the chest and he died? 1.00

00:26:11.000 Why do you give a shit? 1.00

00:26:14.000 Rapped about shooting cops as criminal record revealed after he was tragically killed by police. 1.00

00:26:18.000 It was not remotely tragic.

00:26:23.000 He never should have been born, really.

00:26:25.000 When you're a career criminal, what you're saying is you never should have been born.

00:26:28.000 Let's hear him rap.

00:26:44.000 I don't like because it made me slow. 1.00

00:26:46.000 This hard this shit. 0.99

00:26:47.000 That's kind of like a bad thing. 1.00

00:26:52.000 This all the time, King Mo's off.

00:26:56.000 Oh, my God.

00:27:00.000 What?

00:27:01.000 Okay.

00:27:03.000 That guy's dope.

00:27:05.000 They forgot to blank out one of the N-words.

00:27:07.000 Oh, really?

00:27:08.000 And they blanked out all the others.

00:27:09.000 Well, they blanked out that N-word that night in Philadelphia.

00:27:16.000 So he gets shot as he should have been, not tragically, predictably.

00:27:22.000 And Philadelphia is on fire still.

00:27:25.000 But check out this.

00:27:27.000 I mean, we could do a whole show on all the footage we've seen of that city burning.

00:27:33.000 But let's just look at this one clip.

00:27:36.000 There we go.

00:27:37.000 Look at that.

00:27:39.000 It looks pretty residential, don't it?

00:27:41.000 I guess Philadelphia is like that, though.

00:27:45.000 Guess who's from Philadelphia, statistically?

00:27:49.000 I don't know if he was born there, but Talib Starks lived there.

00:27:53.000 Talib Starks, statistically.

00:27:54.000 And statistically, he's been living there for a long time.

00:28:01.000 I love that.

00:28:01.000 I did his show once.

00:28:02.000 Yeah. 0.86

00:28:03.000 And I was like, I use the N-word the way he does or ghetto blacks do, but super seriously. 1.00

00:28:09.000 Like, a lot of niggas doing this thing now. 1.00

00:28:13.000 He went along with it.

00:28:14.000 It was pretty funny.

00:28:15.000 I don't think anyone got it.

00:28:16.000 Dude, he's great.

00:28:17.000 Underrated show.

00:28:18.000 If you recall Talib Starks, you remember what happened with him, right?

00:28:22.000 He got canceled.

00:28:23.000 He canceled himself because he knew he was about to get fired because he worked at a juvenile home.

00:28:28.000 Right.

00:28:28.000 And he would let them fight.

00:28:30.000 Yeah.

00:28:31.000 I'd handle your stuff.

00:28:33.000 Basically, when they fight.

00:28:36.000 And he noticed they were just better off.

00:28:39.000 That was their vocabulary.

00:28:40.000 It was violence.

00:28:41.000 So if you two guys are having a fight with each other or you have beef with each other, then I'm going to let you fight.

00:28:48.000 And so he knew that they were cracking down on that kind of behavior.

00:28:51.000 So he just said, I'm out before I get canceled.

00:28:53.000 I can still have my pension.

00:28:54.000 I'm just going to do my books and my shows. 0.97

00:28:57.000 And isn't that funny that this guy, for probably shit pay, was working in a juvenile home where he was helping wayward youths. 0.94

00:29:06.000 And, oh, there I am. 0.99

00:29:09.000 He was helping wayward youths.

00:29:11.000 And cancel culture got him out of that profession.

00:29:14.000 Exactly like St. Giuseppe's Pizza.

00:29:17.000 Can you hear it?

00:29:18.000 $40,000.

00:29:21.000 Oh, there's a lot of things playing at the same time.

00:29:24.000 Good work, Ryan.

00:29:26.000 We're just going to do Bo.

00:29:28.000 Like, what did I talk about yesterday?

00:29:29.000 The left canceled that pizza place who was helping cops and black people come together.

00:29:33.000 And the left canceled this man who was working with wayward youth.

00:29:36.000 And he said to me, speaking of stark, the stark reality of juveniles in his world, why does my hair look so much better there?

00:29:45.000 For the rest of your life, that's how it's going to go. 0.99

00:29:47.000 And don't talk to white devils. 0.99

00:29:49.000 They come out and you've narrowed all their options down in this tiny little group. 0.98

00:29:53.000 Why would you do that?

00:29:54.000 What's your wrong about that?

00:29:56.000 I think you're talking about exactly what you're talking about to him, that they limit all their options.

00:30:01.000 I'm talking about the talk and this myth that America is racist.

00:30:05.000 It limits black people. 1.00

00:30:08.000 They can't go be an accountant. 1.00

00:30:09.000 You're going to get shut down. 0.58

00:30:12.000 But yeah, just like St. Giuseppe's prevented, the Antifa and the far left prevented St. Giuseppe from uniting police and blacks. 0.99

00:30:20.000 These fuckers prevented Talib from working with Juveny. 0.99

00:30:23.000 And he said to me once, sorry, I got muddled up there by you ruining the show as usual. 1.00

00:30:29.000 He said, some kids are hopeless, hopeless cases.

00:30:33.000 So my job is to isolate the ones that have potential and try to rescue them.

00:30:38.000 Some kids are just bad kids, he said, which is very politically incorrect, right?

00:30:43.000 You're supposed to say.

00:30:45.000 You're supposed to say, they're all angels.

00:30:48.000 They just had a rough time. 1.00

00:30:50.000 Okay, speaking of angelic blacks, check out this fucking clip. 1.00

00:30:53.000 Can you imagine ever punching a cop in the face? 1.00

00:30:57.000 I could imagine sucking a dick before I could imagine punching a cop in the face. 1.00

00:31:02.000 Like, I honestly, I'm not being hyperbolic here. 1.00

00:31:06.000 I literally cannot imagine going up to a cop and going, I could imagine punching an old lady. 1.00

00:31:12.000 I can imagine punching you. 0.99

00:31:14.000 I could beat off to that idea. 0.99

00:31:16.000 But it just doesn't fit.

00:31:19.000 Bam.

00:31:20.000 What?

00:31:22.000 Like, maybe if you're being arrested and you're delirious and you just got tased and you sort of almost involuntarily sort of go, ah, but you just walk up and go, bonk.

00:31:32.000 What? 1.00

00:31:33.000 Well, I'll be dipped in shit. 1.00

00:31:36.000 Show this footage. 1.00

00:31:38.000 Watch the guy with the white sleeves.

00:31:40.000 Maybe get me out of the way. 1.00

00:31:49.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:31:52.000 What? 1.00

00:31:55.000 I think they were...

00:31:56.000 They didn't jump on him right away because they were stunned.

00:31:58.000 Thank God they got him.

00:32:00.000 They sure did.

00:32:01.000 Gave him a few whacks. 0.93

00:32:04.000 Stick him in the tally whacker. 1.00

00:32:07.000 His dick's probably all cut up. 1.00

00:32:10.000 What, they're holding a bunch of weird-looking golf stick? 1.00

00:32:13.000 We're referring to...

00:32:14.000 Well, now you got to find it.

00:32:16.000 We're referring to these Asian grocers in a bodega who are arguing with African-American gentlemen. 0.63

00:32:22.000 And the little girl, poor thing, she's obviously fresh off the boat.

00:32:26.000 And she's like, I will take a golf stick in the back room and hit you with it. 1.00

00:32:29.000 You can't even wear your pants, right? 1.00

00:32:32.000 And then, And then the kid, he's like, yeah, why are you talking about my dick? 1.00

00:32:36.000 And then the little kid, he's probably like eight, the little Chinese boy, he goes, yeah, your dick's probably all cut up and shredded. 1.00

00:32:43.000 What? 1.00

00:32:44.000 My dick's cut into pieces? 0.99

00:32:47.000 Anyway, we've been quoting it quite a bit here on our off hours, and it's only fair to bring you guys into this inside joke. 0.98

00:32:55.000 That was on which actual public freakouts.

00:32:59.000 Okay.

00:33:01.000 Let's see if I can race Ryan to the punch.

00:33:05.000 Okay, we see.

00:33:06.000 Okay, so I'm just going to...

00:33:08.000 First, I'm going to go into my browser here.

00:33:12.000 I'm just going to put in golf stick Asian bodega. 1.00

00:33:16.000 Oh, that's a good one.

00:33:18.000 And nope.

00:33:21.000 Nope.

00:33:22.000 Bunch of golf stuff.

00:33:23.000 Okay.

00:33:24.000 Videos?

00:33:26.000 No?

00:33:26.000 Okay.

00:33:27.000 So Chinese black harass bodega. 1.00

00:33:35.000 Maybe bodegas too. 0.98

00:33:40.000 Nope, not getting anything.

00:33:41.000 So then I go.

00:33:43.000 I go in actual public freakouts.

00:33:48.000 And I just look up Chinese.

00:33:51.000 That's it.

00:33:52.000 Just Chinese. 0.97

00:33:54.000 Chinese.

00:33:55.000 That's what I'm doing.

00:33:56.000 And there's a lot.

00:33:57.000 A lot of Chinese.

00:34:00.000 A lot of Chinese.

00:34:00.000 This is going back like two weeks, though.

00:34:04.000 Hmm.

00:34:05.000 I'm going to search sister.

00:34:10.000 Oh, well.

00:34:14.000 Let's spook our subscribers with other news, and you can find that on your own time.

00:34:19.000 So that was all Philadelphia. 1.00

00:34:22.000 Not the biblical town of Philadelphia we discussed yesterday, but the city of brotherly love, Philadelphia, which is a fucking shithole. 0.98

00:34:32.000 Last time I was there, it was exactly like the homeless had had a Camp David type scenario with the mayor, and the mayor had decided, yes, you can have all of downtown. 0.99

00:34:46.000 Just like if Israel had said, yes, Palestine, you can have Tel Aviv and Jerusalem. 0.99

00:34:51.000 They just run the fucking town. 1.00

00:34:53.000 They have radios out on the sidewalk, dancing around. 1.00

00:34:56.000 They sleep on the street.

00:34:57.000 You have to step over them with their hand down their pants and like a box of snacks, some leftover chicken. 1.00

00:35:03.000 It's a fucking shithole. 1.00

00:35:09.000 So who cares if it burns down? 1.00

00:35:11.000 I can't believe the guy from Barstool Sports moved there.

00:35:15.000 Who moves to Philadelphia?

00:35:17.000 Oh, there it is.

00:35:18.000 How'd you find it? 0.83

00:35:20.000 Asian kids arguing with black teens. 0.98

00:35:21.000 I just put like Chinese blacks. 0.98

00:35:25.000 Chinese kids.

00:35:25.000 Those are yours.

00:35:27.000 Bitch, I saw you got a foreign. 1.00

00:35:28.000 Bitch, they cut it in. 1.00

00:35:29.000 Somebody cut it in. 1.00

00:35:30.000 I got FO.

00:35:31.000 They cut it.

00:35:32.000 What is those?

00:35:32.000 The laces.

00:35:33.000 You see the shoes and got them on these and ladies' passes. 0.95

00:35:35.000 I'm lying.

00:35:38.000 It's probably your broken.

00:35:40.000 Probably your broker ready.

00:35:43.000 You're probably a broken ready because of violence.

00:35:46.000 Did he say that's true?

00:35:47.000 Probably you're broke already.

00:35:51.000 You can't even wear your pants correctly. 1.00

00:35:54.000 Why the fuck you looking at my dick? 1.00

00:36:01.000 Yeah, but why would I ever look at you? 1.00

00:36:03.000 I would fuck around breaking chew mechanism, dummy. 1.00

00:36:06.000 She's like, I would never look at you. 1.00

00:36:07.000 I'm underage.

00:36:08.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

00:36:10.000 Probably ain't got a dick because it's all cut up. 1.00

00:36:13.000 Yeah, you ain't got a dick because it's all cut up. 1.00

00:36:16.000 You know how black dudes are always jabbing at their dicks with scissors? 1.00

00:36:20.000 Oh, they're cutting up pieces of it? 1.00

00:36:22.000 Yeah.

00:36:22.000 Yeah, it's always like a cut sausage.

00:36:24.000 But go back to the golf stick.

00:36:25.000 That was before that when she calls him a lowly beggar. 0.98

00:36:27.000 I would never talk to a lowly beggar like you. 1.00

00:36:30.000 What is them? 0.98

00:36:30.000 What's your hairline, yo? 0.98

00:36:31.000 What is these?

00:36:32.000 Cut it in. 0.92

00:36:33.000 I got Fool. 0.94

00:36:34.000 I'm flying. 0.84

00:36:36.000 You put that, I think.

00:36:40.000 This one's very short.

00:36:41.000 I'm going to go back.

00:36:42.000 This is the beginning here.

00:36:43.000 What the short is.

00:36:45.000 What is them?

00:36:46.000 What's your hairline, yo?

00:36:47.000 What is these?

00:36:47.000 What's your hairline, yo?

00:36:49.000 I can't afford it.

00:36:51.000 Braddy, those are yours. 1.00

00:36:55.000 Bitch, I saw you can't afford it. 1.00

00:36:56.000 Bitch, they cut it in. 1.00

00:36:57.000 Somebody cutting it. 1.00

00:36:58.000 I got half of it.

00:36:59.000 They cut it.

00:37:00.000 What is those?

00:37:00.000 The laces.

00:37:01.000 You see, the shoes that got on these are laid fashions.

00:37:03.000 I'm blind.

00:37:06.000 I'm bald.

00:37:08.000 You're broke already.

00:37:12.000 You can't even wear your pants correctly.

00:37:15.000 The autism levels are off the charts there. 1.00

00:37:17.000 You looking at my dick. 1.00

00:37:19.000 I'm the one who flops it like something. 1.00

00:37:23.000 Yeah, but I would have ever look at you.

00:37:26.000 You're welcome.

00:37:30.000 Like, you got to learn the slang.

00:37:32.000 You got to learn the mannerisms.

00:37:33.000 You got to learn insults.

00:37:34.000 You got to learn what a golf stick is.

00:37:40.000 Yeah, it's not on that one.

00:37:42.000 Anyway, what a waste of time.

00:37:43.000 She says a lowly beggar, and it's so adorable. 1.00

00:37:46.000 Why would I want to be with someone who is a lowly beggar? 1.00

00:37:48.000 Like, she said that from Aladdin or something, you know?

00:37:51.000 She's probably like her books.

00:37:52.000 For fun, she reads Charles Dickens.

00:37:54.000 A lowly beggar. 1.00

00:37:55.000 That's like her idea of a good time is to read Jane Eyre for Wuthering Heights.

00:38:01.000 Her mother lets her read Little House on the Prairie for her birthday party.

00:38:05.000 That's a treat.

00:38:06.000 A birthday treat.

00:38:09.000 All right.

00:38:09.000 So that was...

00:38:10.000 And then let's jump to DC.

00:38:12.000 That's 1.5. 1.00

00:38:14.000 Where they have the fucking balls to throw fireworks. 1.00

00:38:17.000 I got to say, as someone doing a video show about the news, it makes for some colorful content. 0.99

00:38:23.000 So I'm against it politically, but visually, I got to say thanks.

00:38:41.000 People in DC are scary.

00:38:42.000 Not that she's homeless, but in New York, I've talked about this before.

00:38:46.000 I just go, no.

00:38:47.000 And they just step back and go to the next person.

00:38:48.000 But in DC, I do the same thing.

00:38:51.000 But I wasn't really well versed in the homeless there.

00:38:53.000 I do the New York thing.

00:38:54.000 I go, nah.

00:38:56.000 And he goes, he goes, you know what my name is?

00:38:59.000 My name's Paul. 1.00

00:39:01.000 You better remember that fucking name while I'll fuck you in your ass. 1.00

00:39:06.000 You remembered that name, all right? 1.00

00:39:08.000 Paul.

00:39:09.000 Paul.

00:39:11.000 Paul is here.

00:39:13.000 Not forgetting Paul anytime soon.

00:39:15.000 I think of it when I'm falling asleep when I have the horrors late at night.

00:39:19.000 Paul, Paul's gonna get me.

00:39:21.000 Paul, Paul, Paul's gonna get me.

00:39:23.000 I think you remember it now. 1.00

00:39:24.000 Paul's gonna fuck me. 1.00

00:39:24.000 Paul? 1.00

00:39:25.000 Who fucks sauces? 1.00

00:39:27.000 He fucks sauces. 1.00

00:39:35.000 Eat a dick and die. 1.00

00:39:36.000 Maybe that's why blacks have their dicks all cut up. 1.00

00:39:38.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:39:39.000 Cops eat them. 0.84

00:39:40.000 A dying man doesn't eat. 1.00

00:39:41.000 Even eat blacks' dicks. 1.00

00:39:45.000 Holy. 1.00

00:39:47.000 Look at that.

00:39:49.000 Wow. 1.00

00:39:50.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:39:52.000 I'm going to throw a major city firework at a group of cops. 1.00

00:39:58.000 If they had grenades, they would throw them.

00:40:00.000 Oh, yeah.

00:40:01.000 Let's try Seattle now.

00:40:03.000 Oh, this is a trip.

00:40:04.000 I got a real treat for you folks.

00:40:06.000 I've been waiting to show you this because I didn't want to do it last night because I wanted to have some time.

00:40:10.000 So look at the sheer panic in these Trump supporters' faces.

00:40:14.000 And remember, I always say we don't go to their things, they go to our things.

00:40:18.000 So a mob of Antifa lunatics chase these Trump supporters into a police van.

00:40:25.000 The police van then, with the help of motorbikes, escort them to their parking garage.

00:40:30.000 So here they are in a sense of total and utter panic.

00:40:34.000 And people say, do you think a civil war is going to break out?

00:40:36.000 I go, what do you call this?

00:40:38.000 Right now, I'm too busy making America great again. 0.99

00:40:41.000 No, let's talk some shit on Trump just for a second. 1.00

00:40:45.000 I think he allowed these riots to foment because they showed America how depraved and violent the left is. 1.00

00:40:52.000 He could have shut them down a long time ago, but he knew it was good for his campaign. 0.90

00:40:55.000 He would look like a fascist, though.

00:40:57.000 He would look like, you know, so that's who we alluded to. 0.92

00:41:00.000 We wanted a fascist.

00:41:03.000 We got to get in our cars and go immediately.

00:41:05.000 Immediately.

00:41:06.000 Do not stop.

00:41:08.000 Where do you want me?

00:41:09.000 Eighth of mission up here on the left.

00:41:10.000 Yes.

00:41:10.000 On the left?

00:41:11.000 Yes.

00:41:12.000 Yeah, this parking garage right here.

00:41:13.000 Right here.

00:41:15.000 Eighth of mission.

00:41:17.000 Run around.

00:41:18.000 This is it.

00:41:20.000 Down in there.

00:41:21.000 Yeah, go go.

00:41:21.000 This is where we're going.

00:41:22.000 Let's floor.

00:41:23.000 Great.

00:41:23.000 Third floor.

00:41:24.000 Third two floors now.

00:41:26.000 Go.

00:41:32.000 Like, this is how pedophiles would be, like, Nambla would be escorted to their cars. 0.83

00:41:44.000 They're running to their cars so they can scooch home.

00:41:47.000 And Antifa is chasing them with the city.

00:41:49.000 Antifa is like two blocks away.

00:41:51.000 On foot?

00:41:52.000 On foot, yeah.

00:41:53.000 Wow.

00:41:54.000 So I'm not sure this is the same clip because it appears to be much later, but this is Antifa attacking Trump supporters as they leave a parking garage.

00:42:03.000 Maybe this was the same day.

00:42:05.000 It's also Seattle.

00:42:14.000 So they stop the cars from leaving.

00:42:17.000 And again, every time Antifa does this, I think, what did you want to happen?

00:42:21.000 What did you expect was going to happen?

00:42:26.000 So look.

00:42:26.000 Oh, just pause, pause, pause.

00:42:29.000 The Antifa have not just crowded the parking garage to attack them, but their cars are blocking the road.

00:42:35.000 Wow.

00:42:35.000 So they can't escape.

00:42:38.000 So they take off as these people attack their car.

00:42:41.000 Look at them.

00:42:41.000 They're always with the backpacks.

00:42:45.000 What the fuck is your problem? 1.00

00:42:47.000 What do you want me to do? 1.00

00:42:49.000 You're attacking my car. 1.00

00:42:53.000 What the fuck is your problem? 1.00

00:42:54.000 Let me kill you. 1.00

00:42:58.000 Terrible camera work. 1.00

00:42:59.000 Really bad. 1.00

00:43:03.000 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1.00

00:43:05.000 I'm just trying to kill you. 1.00

00:43:08.000 God. 1.00

00:43:12.000 Whoa. 1.00

00:43:14.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:43:16.000 Listen to his voice. 1.00

00:43:17.000 Whoa, what the fuck? 1.00

00:43:20.000 Jesus. 1.00

00:43:20.000 Evasive tactics when we're trying to block you in and hurt you. 1.00

00:43:24.000 What the hey?

00:43:27.000 And then this isn't really related.

00:43:30.000 Just jump over 28 and go to 2930.

00:43:34.000 This chick, this really should go in final video. 1.00

00:43:39.000 It's nothing to do with rioting.

00:43:40.000 She was just caught using a fake credit card and they stole her ID.

00:43:48.000 This is in the Bronx.

00:43:50.000 No, they know they locked me out of here.

00:43:52.000 I'm going to jail.

00:43:55.000 No, please get me out of here, please.

00:43:57.000 But actually, this is related to the riots.

00:43:59.000 Because imagine that you get caught committing a crime and you can just call your boyfriend and say, please, please get me out of here.

00:44:09.000 And imagine thinking that's going to work.

00:44:13.000 And here's the craziest part.

00:44:15.000 Spoiler alert, it does.

00:44:17.000 What? 1.00

00:44:19.000 These fucking dummies, it doesn't occur to them that if someone wants to come into the store, the doors are going to open. 1.00

00:44:25.000 Some dumb Hispanic woman just wanders in, and that makes the doors go open, and she sneaks out. 1.00

00:44:30.000 And I got my ID and everything. 1.00

00:44:32.000 He's serious.

00:44:32.000 He's trying to quite a steak.

00:44:35.000 He took my ID.

00:44:37.000 You didn't lock the doors?

00:44:38.000 You're just standing there?

00:44:41.000 Please give me ID.

00:44:43.000 Look, it's exactly like a spoiled kid.

00:44:48.000 Is this systemic racism that made her do that? 0.95

00:44:54.000 She had no choice.

00:44:55.000 She was at PC Richards with fake credit cards buying bread for her children who are starving.

00:45:02.000 She is a registered accountant, but she couldn't get a job because everywhere's racist. 0.86

00:45:07.000 No, she's not an accountant because she couldn't, because they don't have enough funding in black schools. 1.00

00:45:11.000 Right.

00:45:12.000 So she couldn't get all the funding.

00:45:16.000 Get me out of here.

00:45:19.000 They locked the door and I'm standing right here.

00:45:21.000 No, they didn't lock the door.

00:45:23.000 Not properly anyway.

00:45:25.000 Get me out of here.

00:45:29.000 Please.

00:45:32.000 But I don't know why.

00:45:33.000 Look at that.

00:45:35.000 Oh, there's the door.

00:45:37.000 I think it's happening any second now, right?

00:45:39.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:45:41.000 Look, look at this stupid bitch who just shows up. 1.00

00:45:44.000 Excuse me, I gotta get staples. 1.00

00:45:46.000 Excuse me.

00:45:47.000 Move.

00:45:53.000 Lou.

00:45:54.000 You don't got no gun.

00:45:55.000 You don't got no gun. 1.00

00:45:56.000 I'm gonna shoot you, he says. 1.00

00:45:58.000 So they catch her. 1.00

00:46:00.000 This is in the Bronx.

00:46:03.000 Here, click, duck, duck, go.

00:46:05.000 Pause that.

00:46:05.000 Click the next link.

00:46:07.000 30.

00:46:08.000 I found out where they were.

00:46:13.000 Because I looked up one of the signs on the awning.

00:46:17.000 Do you recognize that area?

00:46:19.000 That's South Bronx, right?

00:46:21.000 I don't recognize it now.

00:46:22.000 Well, zoom out, and you will. 1.00

00:46:25.000 Dumbass. 0.99

00:46:27.000 You're still basically at the top of Manhattan. 1.00

00:46:31.000 You're parallel to Harlem.

00:46:33.000 Right?

00:46:36.000 Oh, it's the North Bronx.

00:46:38.000 That's usually kind of nicer, isn't it?

00:46:41.000 Yeah.

00:46:42.000 Well, Fordham.

00:46:44.000 Fordham's not nice?

00:46:45.000 Nope.

00:46:46.000 Really?

00:46:47.000 Bedford Park.

00:46:50.000 Doodland.

00:46:51.000 Yeah, Fordham Road?

00:46:52.000 No.

00:46:53.000 Not good.

00:46:54.000 Bad stuff.

00:46:55.000 Gunhill Road is really bad.

00:46:56.000 You know, the rental, studio rental space in the Bronx is basically free.

00:47:04.000 We could have a studio 10 times this size for $1,000?

00:47:09.000 $800?

00:47:11.000 So you just spend a bunch of money on your locks and everything.

00:47:14.000 And insurance.

00:47:15.000 Anyway, let's get back to this thief. 0.56

00:47:20.000 That coffee you made is gut rot.

00:47:22.000 I feel like I'm on mess. 0.96

00:47:39.000 These guys must be fast if they can catch a 30-year-old black woman in a running away outfit. 1.00

00:47:48.000 And they're wearing like dress shoes and slacks.

00:47:52.000 Let me go.

00:47:53.000 I'm not going to run.

00:47:55.000 This is like jail when he was fighting us in my front room.

00:47:58.000 Dude, I'm fine.

00:47:59.000 Why are you grabbing me?

00:48:01.000 You know the thing?

00:48:03.000 Why are you being so mean?

00:48:05.000 My stinging face tells me otherwise.

00:48:09.000 Why is your cheek red?

00:48:12.000 I'm not going to run.

00:48:12.000 I'm just trying to catch air, she keeps saying.

00:48:14.000 Catch air.

00:48:15.000 There's plenty of air.

00:48:16.000 This is the air that's there.

00:48:18.000 Better air over there.

00:48:20.000 The air is over there.

00:48:21.000 It's breathier on the other side.

00:48:33.000 Lemmigas panic attack. 1.00

00:48:34.000 Yeah.

00:48:35.000 This is the thing.

00:48:36.000 I can't breathe.

00:48:36.000 This is the thing.

00:48:38.000 They're just overwhelmed with the situation, so now they can't breathe.

00:48:45.000 She's looking for a way up.

00:48:49.000 Let me get some breathe.

00:48:50.000 Let me get some breathe.

00:48:51.000 Yeah.

00:48:52.000 Use the breathe that's right there.

00:48:55.000 I think the highway breathe is worse than the breathe on the tree.

00:49:00.000 There's more humans than the highway breathe.

00:49:09.000 I'm just positioning myself in a way that I may run.

00:49:15.000 I'm just trying to find a hole.

00:49:19.000 Stop.

00:49:19.000 Why are you asking me?

00:49:20.000 Just because I'm a criminal?

00:49:23.000 All I did was commit fraud and try to rip off your store with fake credits.

00:49:28.000 Fake credit cards.

00:49:37.000 She's thinking, like, can I jump off that thing?

00:49:39.000 Jump with a thing.

00:49:40.000 What if I jump?

00:49:41.000 What if there's a truck that works at a mattress factory and it's going beneath on the whatever that is, the BQE?

00:49:49.000 And then I can just be sped away and they'll jump off when they get to the mattress factory.

00:49:57.000 I'm not running.

00:49:59.000 Okay, now I'm running, but now I'm not.

00:50:01.000 Before I was not.

00:50:02.000 I was just running for one second.

00:50:04.000 You thought I was running before, so I figured why not run?

00:50:07.000 Because you're already in the middle of the day.

00:50:09.000 I was just running like three feet this way to get more breath.

00:50:15.000 Is this why Trump wouldn't let us start the show? 1.00

00:50:18.000 Because we're just going to watch some lying bitch get arrested for an hour. 1.00

00:50:22.000 Well, there we go. 1.00

00:50:23.000 It's taking the cops so long.

00:50:25.000 I guess, you know what they're doing?

00:50:26.000 This is New York.

00:50:27.000 So I guess what they're doing is what I've talked to cops and they say the unwritten rule now is show up late and take down the case number.

00:50:35.000 It'll be resolved by then, yeah.

00:50:36.000 Just fill out a form.

00:50:38.000 Don't get involved.

00:50:39.000 Don't get indicted.

00:50:41.000 Wasted everybody's time right there.

00:50:43.000 Like the cops got it.

00:50:44.000 Like four cops got to come out there, stop what they're doing.

00:50:47.000 Speaking of racism, I thought this was fascinating.

00:50:51.000 So 1619 is this project.

00:50:54.000 And I think the whole thing is based on a typo.

00:50:58.000 The woman who runs it, this is 3-1. 1.00

00:50:59.000 I forget her name.

00:51:00.000 She's got bright red hair.

00:51:02.000 And I believe the six...

00:51:05.000 That's her there.

00:51:06.000 Go down a bit.

00:51:08.000 That's her there.

00:51:09.000 Her name is Nicole Hannah-Jones, right?

00:51:13.000 She started this 1619 project, got tons of money to discuss the quote-unquote fact that the American Revolution was spurred by people who wanted to keep slaves.

00:51:26.000 And they were told they can't keep slaves.

00:51:28.000 So they started the American Revolution.

00:51:30.000 And Ergo, America is founded on slavery. 0.93

00:51:34.000 I think she was fucking up the American Revolution with the Civil War. 0.94

00:51:39.000 She got confused. 0.95

00:51:40.000 Oh, no way.

00:51:41.000 Yeah.

00:51:42.000 Oh, snap. 0.99

00:51:44.000 She now, she now, no, go up.

00:51:46.000 So that people go, I think you're thinking of about 100 years later.

00:51:54.000 And she goes, oh, no, she meant to say that some of the colonists fought to preserve slavery.

00:51:59.000 Not all of them.

00:52:01.000 She got the wrong war.

00:52:03.000 And they threw her millions of dollars to do this project. 0.99

00:52:07.000 It's as inept as the Lincoln project. 0.87

00:52:09.000 Go up a bit? 0.97

00:52:12.000 The head of the New York Times, much hyped, oh, the New York Times chose her too.

00:52:16.000 It's a New York Times project.

00:52:17.000 Concedes she got it wrong when she reported that one of the primary reasons the colonists revolted against England was to preserve the institution of slavery.

00:52:24.000 Wow.

00:52:26.000 You know, those Confederate soldiers in the American Revolution?

00:52:30.000 Seven months later, she admits she got it wrong.

00:52:34.000 Too late.

00:52:34.000 They got the money.

00:52:35.000 They got the project. 0.98

00:52:38.000 Remember, we always talk, too, about how the left sees blacks as pets. 0.96

00:52:41.000 So the New York Times hired her as a pitbull. 1.00

00:52:43.000 But sometimes your dogs are bad, and you have to discipline them.

00:52:46.000 So 50 Cent said, I like Trump, and Chelsea Handler disciplined him. 0.93

00:52:50.000 And I had to remind him that he is a black person, so he can't vote for Trump. 0.52

00:52:55.000 And the amazing thing is it worked.

00:52:58.000 And 50 Cent went, oh, oh, and changed his vote back to anti-Trump.

00:53:09.000 And finally, under the topic of racism, it is now illegal in Scotland to have a racist discussion at a dinner party. 0.91

00:53:18.000 So if your grandfather says, see these bloody wogs coming in here, there's way too many of them. 1.00

00:53:27.000 See these fucking Pakis, by the way. 1.00

00:53:29.000 You don't go, grandpa. 1.00

00:53:33.000 First of all, it's an offensive term. 1.00

00:53:34.000 And you got to change your fucking politics, dude. 1.00

00:53:37.000 Like anyone would say that. 1.00

00:53:39.000 Nice tartan tie, fucking Yousef. 1.00

00:53:44.000 But now what you do is you call the police. 1.00

00:53:47.000 Hello, police.

00:53:48.000 My grandfather is here at Thanksgiving dinner, and he just said something racist.

00:53:53.000 How is that different from Stalinist Russia?

00:53:56.000 That's Soviet. 0.76

00:53:58.000 We are living in Soviet Russia, where you live in constant fear of your own relatives.

00:54:04.000 I remember a Russian guy told me once who grew up in the USSR, he said, you end up with these sort of quotas as an informant.

00:54:12.000 And if you don't turn someone in, then you're in trouble.

00:54:16.000 So people only meet so many people a day, so they end up turning in their own family members.

00:54:21.000 So you're sitting at dinner constantly paranoid about your uncle or your sister or your mother turning you in.

00:54:28.000 So it sows this sense of fear and paranoia that cripples the population where they feel unsafe in their own homes.

00:54:36.000 It's like imagine being deprived 100% of all your freedoms.

00:54:42.000 And you go, well, that's Scotland. 1.00

00:54:43.000 They're nuts. 0.99

00:54:44.000 Nothing like that will ever happen here. 1.00

00:54:47.000 Oh, really?

00:54:48.000 Check out this gut-wrenching video that the NRA put out.

00:54:52.000 This is 2.8 about the McCloskeys.

00:54:54.000 Who, by the way, yes, they're wealthy.

00:54:57.000 They bought this house right after they were married, and it was a dump.

00:55:01.000 St. Louis had all these beautiful buildings totally abandoned.

00:55:05.000 That thing was covered in soot.

00:55:07.000 It was a garbage hut.

00:55:08.000 And they scrubbed the walls and rebuilt it from scratch.

00:55:12.000 So yes, it's a fancy mansion.

00:55:14.000 It was not handed to them.

00:55:16.000 They essentially built it, or I should say rebuilt it.

00:55:20.000 On the patio, when I stood out there in front of that crowd with my rifle, I had no expectation of surviving the event.

00:55:26.000 It's hard for me to think about it now because we would be dead had he not acted.

00:55:30.000 The one man with one rifle against a mob of 500, you can't win, but we weren't going to die laying down.

00:55:36.000 And that's what the Second Amendment is all about.

00:55:39.000 When the mob came to our door, the only thing that saved our lives, our home, and our family was the Second Amendment.

00:55:44.000 We're going to fight like hell to keep it.

00:55:47.000 Have you noticed when they show footage of this, it's like three people on his front lawn?

00:55:51.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:55:51.000 This is the first time I've seen or even knew that the mob was that fucking huge. 0.99

00:55:56.000 And it was not on the way to the mayor's. 0.99

00:55:57.000 They went out of their way to go to rich people's houses to burn them down and possibly kill them. 0.98

00:56:03.000 Take my gun out of my cold, dead hands. 0.99

00:56:06.000 I'm Mark McCloskey.

00:56:08.000 I live in St. Louis, Missouri.

00:56:09.000 I'm Patty McCloskey.

00:56:10.000 Mark and I have been married for 35 years.

00:56:13.000 Patty and I met down in Dallas when we were both going to law school, and we've been married now since 1985.

00:56:19.000 You bought this house in 1988.

00:56:21.000 We wouldn't trade it for anything.

00:56:22.000 We have got 32 years of our life, our energy, our love in this house.

00:56:28.000 We started hearing the mob come closer and closer and closer and the drum beats and the chanting and the screaming.

00:56:34.000 And all of a sudden all of Kings Highway from wall to wall, we're talking six lanes wide, filled with people.

00:56:39.000 Six lanes wide, filled with people.

00:56:41.000 Screaming, shouting, chanting.

00:56:44.000 Whose streets are streets?

00:56:45.000 No justice, no peace.

00:56:47.000 You can't stop the revolution.

00:56:49.000 All of a sudden the gate bursts open.

00:56:50.000 One part gets pulled open, the other half gets folded down to the ground, and the people start rushing in.

00:56:56.000 I genuinely thought that if I didn't take some action within moments, I'd end up like Captain Dorne or any of the other people in St. Louis whose buildings were destroyed and looted and burned to the ground.

00:57:08.000 There's a lot of stuff in here, including us, that I didn't feel like having burned up.

00:57:12.000 I went in the house.

00:57:13.000 I called 911.

00:57:15.000 They just broke in the gates.

00:57:16.000 They're coming at us.

00:57:17.000 Mark had a Mossberg pump gun on the counter.

00:57:20.000 I mean, he had set out guns.

00:57:21.000 He had set out fire extinguishers.

00:57:23.000 But I never thought that I'd have to touch one.

00:57:26.000 I never thought.

00:57:27.000 I wasn't going to touch a Mossberg pump gun.

00:57:29.000 I thought.

00:57:30.000 I know in this drawer right by the front desk, there's an exhibit gun there.

00:57:34.000 I'll grab that.

00:57:35.000 When it all happened, I said, this is the end.

00:57:38.000 This is the end. 1.00

00:57:40.000 My daughter had a damn... 1.00

00:57:41.000 Imagine the nightmares? 1.00

00:57:44.000 Brown, out of fear. 0.54

00:57:46.000 When I got the gun and I started toward the front door, she said, oh my God, both of my parents are going to die right now. 1.00

00:57:53.000 Her daughter had a panic attack and fainted.

00:57:56.000 I mean, she became debilitated.

00:57:57.000 Her adrenaline overwhelmed her and her body just shut down with fear.

00:58:02.000 She was up on the grass in front of me, between me and the mom, waving this little Bryco pistol over her head, which she knows doesn't work, okay, because it was a gun we had used in litigation that had been intentionally disabled, right?

00:58:15.000 They saw me.

00:58:16.000 Just pause.

00:58:17.000 She was charged for that.

00:58:19.000 That's crazy.

00:58:20.000 For dismantling the gun, because they had her turn it in as evidence, and they go, wait a minute, this gun has been dismantled.

00:58:26.000 And she goes, yeah, it was dismantled years ago.

00:58:31.000 Screaming things at me, death threats, and the crowd is still chanting and screaming and talking about wanting to murder us, burn down the house, even kill our dog.

00:58:43.000 I don't want to kill anybody, I don't want to hurt anybody.

00:58:45.000 But, you know, by the same token, I wanted to protect my home, my wife, my daughter, and my wife of us.

00:58:51.000 No, no, keep playing that.

00:58:53.000 Physically go over there and get it.

00:58:54.000 Oh, okay.

00:58:58.000 I have every expectation of dying if I didn't fight the mob.

00:59:02.000 I have every expectation of dying if I didn't.

00:59:04.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:59:05.000 It never occurred to me in my life that we would ever have a mob of people that would feel so emboldened to come to people's homes where I would have to have a gun and they're going to take whatever you spent your 35 years on and they're going to ruin it.

00:59:19.000 They're destroying it because they can.

00:59:22.000 Patty and I have both now been charged with two felonies, okay?

00:59:26.000 The three to 500 people that broke down our gate and came in here on June 28th, none of them are charged with anything.

00:59:33.000 But they're prosecuting us for defending ourselves to say we're not going to take it.

00:59:38.000 And if they're coming to our neighborhood and they're breaking through our gates, they're going to go through anybody's neighborhood. 0.99

00:59:42.000 And they have proclaimed they're going to do it.

00:59:44.000 But we just saw them in Philadelphia.

00:59:45.000 Because your children are there, and this is the heart of your family.

00:59:48.000 And I know women can do this. 1.00

00:59:51.000 I know they have it in them.

00:59:53.000 I had it in me, and so will you.

00:59:55.000 When they came back that Friday, if we didn't have cover from the federal government, if we didn't have the backing by the White House, you'd be standing on a pile of cinders right now.

01:00:05.000 There's no question about it.

01:00:06.000 Without President Trump, we would not be here today.

01:00:09.000 He's got so many more important things to do than us.

01:00:12.000 These people in St. Louis that have this little problem.

01:00:14.000 And yet somehow, he focused his attention on us.

01:00:18.000 And it was spectacular what he did.

01:00:19.000 It was spectacular.

01:00:22.000 I think that Donald Trump genuinely believes in his heart the power is with us, the people of the United States, and that when the government tries to take too much power, the people have the right to pull that power back in, not defund the police, but depower the government and put the power back in the hands of the people.

01:00:40.000 It's patriotic to defend your home, your family, and your country.

01:00:44.000 America is the best country on earth.

01:00:46.000 It's worth fighting for.

01:00:50.000 That's the heaviest video I've ever seen. 0.90

01:00:53.000 Sick.

01:00:54.000 I almost cried at the end there. 0.99

01:00:57.000 Can you fucking believe that they were charged? 0.99

01:01:00.000 This is America if Biden wins. 0.99

01:01:04.000 People getting charged for defending their homes.

01:01:08.000 People getting charged for not allowing someone to murder them.

01:01:12.000 What did you think that mob was going to do? 1.00

01:01:14.000 They were going to burn their house to the ground, likely kill them, maybe just kick the living shit out of them and hospitalize them where they're in a coma for two months. 1.00

01:01:23.000 Maybe. 1.00

01:01:24.000 That would be the best case scenario.

01:01:27.000 They claim they were just making a shortcut.

01:01:29.000 There's plenty of video there.

01:01:30.000 Plenty of people you could charge.

01:01:32.000 No, no charges.

01:01:33.000 The McCloskeys were charged, and Trump had them drop the charges.

01:01:37.000 That is the spookiest part of this whole show, by the way. 0.99

01:01:42.000 Fucking spooky. 0.98

01:01:50.000 Alright. 0.99

01:01:52.000 I'm showing you how this mask is made.

01:01:54.000 That's kind of cheating.

01:01:55.000 I'm ruining that magic.

01:02:03.000 Is that right?

01:02:11.000 Pretty cool, huh?

01:02:12.000 Yeah.

01:02:13.000 It was 40 bucks at Party City.

01:02:15.000 Not bad.

01:02:16.000 I know it's not quite as scary when I talk like this.

01:02:21.000 If you want to get really spooky, Ryan, let's talk about your lack of fatherhood and how that means you don't have a voice.

01:02:29.000 Spooky!

01:02:34.000 The mailbag, in other words, genius.

01:02:36.000 Oh, I see. 1.00

01:02:38.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad. 0.99

01:02:43.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag. 1.00

01:02:48.000 Let me touch it.

01:02:51.000 Okay. 0.99

01:02:52.000 I don't know why I put this fucking thing back on. 0.99

01:02:56.000 Yeah, weird time to do that. 0.99

01:02:58.000 I know.

01:02:59.000 Well, I thought the good thing with the mailbag is it's on my computer and it lights up.

01:03:03.000 Sure.

01:03:04.000 So it's easier to read.

01:03:11.000 Gavin Ryan, I've stumbled across the possibly the gayest short film I've ever seen. 1.00

01:03:16.000 The comments on a ridiculous too. 0.99

01:03:17.000 It's like rich white women have a fetish for feminizing men. 1.00

01:03:20.000 I could barely watch two minutes before I finally realize the only way I can watch this is if my favorite toads comment on it. 0.97

01:03:26.000 Hey, he spelt toads, T-D-O-A-D-S.

01:03:29.000 We should have done that on the shirt.

01:03:31.000 I feel like I'm a T-D-O-A-D.

01:03:33.000 Toad.

01:03:33.000 Dude.

01:03:34.000 I'm a toad. 0.97

01:03:35.000 I feel like I'm a toad. 0.87

01:03:37.000 Isn't that weird?

01:03:37.000 We had Dinesh on the show.

01:03:38.000 We showed him the shirt and he didn't do anything.

01:03:42.000 He proceeded to say the word toad a lot.

01:03:44.000 Yeah, he just goes, oh, that reminds me of my toad argument.

01:03:47.000 Yes, of course it reminds me of it.

01:03:48.000 I feel like I'm a toad.

01:03:49.000 The direct reference. 1.00

01:03:51.000 Ryan, shut up. 1.00

01:03:53.000 What are you doing, Ryan? 1.00

01:03:54.000 That is crazy. 0.99

01:03:55.000 Dinesh thinks he's a toad. 0.99

01:04:02.000 Dinesh, I hope you realize that when you're 90 and you become senile, you're going to start saying that and thinking you're a toad. 0.98

01:04:08.000 Because your wires are going to get all crossed. 0.92

01:04:10.000 What if I were to say I want to be a toad?

01:04:15.000 The eyebrows.

01:04:18.000 Okay, so show the film.

01:04:19.000 Here we go.

01:04:21.000 Oh, a coppola.

01:04:22.000 Who's Christian Coppola?

01:04:23.000 I know Sophia.

01:04:37.000 I would like to order some food, please, Manuel.

01:04:41.000 Even things.

01:04:42.000 Yeah.

01:04:44.000 We'll start with an order of the spaghetti bolognese.

01:04:48.000 Yum.

01:04:50.000 Tea sandwiches with the crusts on.

01:04:53.000 Do not cut the crusts.

01:04:57.000 Oh, yes, two orders of French fries, Tabasco on the side.

01:05:02.000 And I like that donor chest.

01:05:05.000 Yeah.

01:05:06.000 I wish mine was like that.

01:05:07.000 It was less sort of fuzzy.

01:05:09.000 Had directions to it.

01:05:16.000 Ah, yes.

01:05:18.000 An order of chocolate mousse.

01:05:21.000 And a bottle of the san-cerre, the Lucien Crochet San-Cerre, please?

01:05:26.000 Yes, sir.

01:05:26.000 Would that be order?

01:05:27.000 Okay, boring, skip ahead.

01:05:29.000 We've already had our luck.

01:05:30.000 I'm serious.

01:05:31.000 You look very sharp.

01:05:39.000 Is that his dad or his lover?

01:05:41.000 Did you love her?

01:05:47.000 Okay, skip ahead.

01:05:50.000 This is boring, dude.

01:05:52.000 Oh, maybe the son is dressing up like the mother who died.

01:05:57.000 Oh, and then he...

01:06:00.000 He pretends she's still alive.

01:06:04.000 What a great thing to do for your dad.

01:06:07.000 To be your mom.

01:06:08.000 I wonder if we were the same age, how we would get along.

01:06:14.000 Famous moments.

01:06:17.000 Oh, no. 1.00

01:06:18.000 So he has a boy prostitute? 1.00

01:06:21.000 And he pretends it's his wife? 1.00

01:06:24.000 Fuck you. 1.00

01:06:24.000 You. 1.00

01:06:25.000 God, what a pile of shit. 1.00

01:06:26.000 I'm not mad at the writer who sent this in, the subscriber. 1.00

01:06:29.000 That was great.

01:06:30.000 Thanks. 1.00

01:06:31.000 But that was fucking lame and disgusting and shitty and literally gay. 1.00

01:06:36.000 That was akin to, what's it called? 1.00

01:06:37.000 That thing that we watched. 0.59

01:06:39.000 David, yeah, the dad rape movie.

01:06:42.000 Johnson's, yeah.

01:06:43.000 This is from David.

01:06:44.000 He goes, they're not even pretending anymore. 0.97

01:06:47.000 Oregon official dressed as clown.

01:06:50.000 Yes, we just talked about that.

01:06:51.000 Weren't you watching the show? 0.95

01:06:52.000 Rape. 0.99

01:06:53.000 Sheesh. 0.98

01:06:54.000 Yeah.

01:06:55.000 You should have got it in your time machine and unsent your email. 1.00

01:06:58.000 Hey, Gavin, and fuck you, Ryan. 1.00

01:07:00.000 Get your shit together before the episodes. 1.00

01:07:02.000 And then he quotes my father and says, pathetic. 1.00

01:07:07.000 In your Final Destination episode, you mentioned how movies are interchanging female or black actors in remakes of old movies. 0.94

01:07:13.000 Something I noticed is a lack of diversity in roles playing Nazis.

01:07:16.000 They only cast white actors in these roles, which sounds kind of racist to me.

01:07:21.000 It's 2020 and this is unacceptable in today's age.

01:07:23.000 Let's be anti-racist and get more bi-POC people, BIPOC people, cast as Nazis. 1.00

01:07:29.000 Yes, I agree.

01:07:31.000 And also, while we're doing these remakes, let's do Martin Luther King story played by Conan O'Brien.

01:07:39.000 We'll cut his hair short, give him a little mustache, and he can be Martin Luther King.

01:07:43.000 That seems reasonable, no?

01:07:46.000 Hey, I was thinking, by the way, for this Christmas, let's start a program to push Santa on the Jews. 1.00

01:07:54.000 Jews in California that I know do the presents with Santa.

01:07:59.000 He's not Jesus Christ.

01:08:00.000 You're not contradicting your religion by having Santa bring toys.

01:08:04.000 Do it on the 24th.

01:08:05.000 Do it on the 26th if you're so freaked out.

01:08:07.000 Jesus wasn't even born on the 25th. 1.00

01:08:09.000 We stole that from the fucking pagans. 1.00

01:08:11.000 These guys, Sam Hain, Halloween. 1.00

01:08:14.000 We stole it from the pagans because we thought it would help get more pagans over to Christianity. 1.00

01:08:21.000 So it's already a scam.

01:08:23.000 I'm not demeaning Christianity.

01:08:25.000 I'm not demeaning Jesus.

01:08:26.000 I'm just saying that you can bend the rules, Jews. 1.00

01:08:29.000 And they do in California.

01:08:31.000 Jews have Santa come by with presents. 1.00

01:08:33.000 Hannuka sucks. 1.00

01:08:34.000 You get one shitty present a day. 1.00

01:08:36.000 What is it? 0.98

01:08:36.000 A cell phone charger? 0.98

01:08:37.000 Thanks a lot.

01:08:39.000 So, Jews for Santa. 0.88

01:08:40.000 That's going to be our December campaign.

01:08:44.000 Hey, Gavin Rice Guy, check out this article.

01:08:46.000 It's discussing a piece of legislation introduced in Scotland.

01:08:48.000 Yes, we've already discussed that.

01:08:49.000 Thank you very much.

01:08:50.000 Come on, man.

01:08:51.000 Dear Sir G of Trumpland, just got told an idea for a movie I thought I'd throw to you.

01:08:55.000 Why?

01:08:55.000 What am I going to do with it?

01:08:56.000 The last movie I made is Rotting on a Shelf. 0.77

01:09:00.000 Premise, have illegal aliens hunt down sexual predators in order to win citizenship. 0.58

01:09:07.000 You could call it AVP, aliens versus predators.

01:09:10.000 It might actually be better than the original movie the same name.

01:09:13.000 That's a great idea.

01:09:13.000 Wow.

01:09:14.000 By the way, my t-shirt idea, I'd like someone out there to do it for us.

01:09:19.000 It says in big letters, super predator.

01:09:22.000 And it has the predator, but he's got a superhero cape on.

01:09:25.000 That's pretty great.

01:09:26.000 Wouldn't that be cool to wear?

01:09:28.000 It's another one of those subtly anti-left, anti-Hillary, anti-Biden shirts, but you wouldn't know it at first glance.

01:09:35.000 It's kind of like an inside joke.

01:09:37.000 Find one where he's sort of standing triumphantly.

01:09:40.000 Good posture.

01:09:41.000 Yeah, that kind of thing.

01:09:42.000 He's always got great posture.

01:09:44.000 He does have a lot of stuff.

01:09:44.000 He never slouches.

01:09:46.000 Look at all these.

01:09:46.000 Betters don't slouch.

01:09:47.000 The newest, newest one of those is a really good family movie, believe it or not.

01:09:51.000 Yeah.

01:09:52.000 Yep.

01:09:52.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:09:53.000 A kid solves the day.

01:09:54.000 An autistic kid. 0.88

01:09:57.000 Did I say solves the day?

01:09:59.000 Solves the day.

01:09:59.000 Saves the day.

01:10:01.000 Dear Sir G of Trumpland, I just got a told an idea for a movie.

01:10:04.000 Oh, we already said that.

01:10:05.000 Sorry.

01:10:06.000 I'm having trouble seeing through this black cloth. 1.00

01:10:12.000 Brother, sister, this one says.

01:10:15.000 That one we watched last night?

01:10:17.000 That was the call-in one.

01:10:19.000 With the brother and sister that are step-sister, step-brother?

01:10:22.000 Oh.

01:10:23.000 That is so weird.

01:10:26.000 That's all the mail we got.

01:10:28.000 We actually...

01:10:29.000 Catrutre? 0.90

01:10:31.000 Catrutre? 0.90

01:10:32.000 Catrutrei?

01:10:33.000 No.

01:10:33.000 Oh, no, there's a million-man.

01:10:33.000 We have a million more.

01:10:35.000 Oh, yeah.

01:10:36.000 I mean, hundreds.

01:10:39.000 We have hundreds of unread mails.

01:10:41.000 That's why we have dear censored on censored.tv. 0.64

01:10:44.000 Ham's beer is better than bud. 1.00

01:10:45.000 Lick my dick. 1.00

01:10:47.000 Robert. 1.00

01:10:50.000 Dear Gay and Gayer, here are some video drops I think you guys would like.

01:10:53.000 In the one with Trump, I sent two because I didn't know which one you'd like more.

01:10:56.000 P.S. My YouTube channel was just terminated with no reason given other than they received a complaint and didn't know if your name was CARE or not.

01:11:06.000 I got it.

01:11:07.000 All right.

01:11:08.000 Here's one. 1.00

01:11:09.000 Suck my cock, Gary. 1.00

01:11:10.000 It's not about sex. 1.00

01:11:12.000 Okay, pretty good.

01:11:13.000 Nah.

01:11:14.000 Proud of you, boys.

01:11:15.000 We already have that one.

01:11:16.000 I'm in charge.

01:11:17.000 Bend over.

01:11:18.000 I like it.

01:11:19.000 That's good.

01:11:21.000 You got to be proud of you, boys.

01:11:22.000 They're doing a great job.

01:11:23.000 You got that in twice.

01:11:24.000 Extended, sure.

01:11:25.000 Oh, you're a senator?

01:11:26.000 You want to be president?

01:11:27.000 Bend over.

01:11:29.000 Nah. 1.00

01:11:30.000 And like a former president, screws you in the ass. 1.00

01:11:35.000 Okay. 1.00

01:11:36.000 Got one out of five.

01:11:37.000 Gavin Rai, you mentioned you had never seen the cops run away from perpetrators.

01:11:41.000 Here is why.

01:11:42.000 Breaking, obtained by Fox 29 News, directive from Philly Police executive team.

01:11:46.000 Extremely frustrated officers, both patrol and commanders, told me overnight they were ordered to not arrest looters, just disperse them.

01:11:54.000 Car 2 is Deputy Police Commissioner Melvin Singleton.

01:11:58.000 By the order of Car 2, Philadelphia Police will respond to priority calls only.

01:12:02.000 This means no calls for disturbance, missing person, stolen vehicle, burglary, or theft will be answered.

01:12:08.000 Some complaints will be false.

01:12:12.000 That's amazing.

01:12:13.000 Unbelievable.

01:12:14.000 And what are you doing, by the way, when you tell cops not to arrest thieves?

01:12:17.000 You're putting them in danger.

01:12:18.000 Why have them on the streets?

01:12:22.000 Why put them out there if they can't do their job?

01:12:23.000 What's the point?

01:12:25.000 They're just sitting targets.

01:12:31.000 I think this is someone saying, proud of your boy.

01:12:33.000 Dear General McInnis and God Emperor of the Fag Zone caught this guy, Don, doing a little 40, 45 at today's rally in Arizona. 0.98

01:12:40.000 Heel sunglasses, BFET, Proud of Your Boy.

01:12:43.000 BFET.

01:12:44.000 Let's see it.

01:12:46.000 And we have it 25-30, 35-40, 45,000.

01:12:54.000 40, 45, 40, 40, 45.

01:12:58.000 G-Dog and Riceman.

01:13:00.000 As far as I can tell, the Proud Boys graffiti showed earlier was just retaliation for covering the graffiti that was previously there.

01:13:05.000 If you notice, they covered the same guy with the gay art installation and he came back and ruined it for them. 1.00

01:13:10.000 Nothing to do with Proud Boys, just someone being a dick. 0.99

01:13:12.000 Oh, that's the before here. 0.99

01:13:15.000 And then here's the after.

01:13:16.000 Yeah, it's the same graffiti artist.

01:13:18.000 It's the same tag, right? 1.00

01:13:20.000 I can never tell with these fucking stupid bubble letters. 1.00

01:13:23.000 Yeah, it's the same guy. 1.00

01:13:26.000 So the reason he said Trump or Die and Stand Back and Stand By is because he was pissed off at whoever erased his graffiti.

01:13:33.000 And he knew that that would offend them.

01:13:34.000 And he knew that was, yeah, something that bothers them. 0.99

01:13:36.000 That makes a little bit more sense there, shitty loser journalists at the New York Post. 0.99

01:13:41.000 This is the government. 1.00

01:13:41.000 Let's see. 1.00

01:13:42.000 Now I have to see who that was.

01:13:43.000 Well, here's the governor.

01:13:46.000 A lady.

01:13:46.000 Governor of South Dakota.

01:13:48.000 Oh, yeah, we're familiar with her.

01:13:49.000 She's a smoke show. 1.00

01:13:51.000 She's a badass shooting gun. 1.00

01:13:53.000 She's a smoker. 0.83

01:13:55.000 Now I want to see that New York Post thing.

01:13:58.000 Because every time I look up these, especially when it's municipal New York City stuff, it's some kid.

01:14:06.000 And my theory is Leo O'Neill.

01:14:09.000 Yeah, I knew it.

01:14:10.000 Google image him.

01:14:12.000 He's always writing about the Proud Boys.

01:14:15.000 Oh, wait, no.

01:14:15.000 That's not who I thought it was.

01:14:16.000 This guy?

01:14:20.000 Let's see.

01:14:21.000 Which one is it?

01:14:22.000 It's probably the first one there.

01:14:24.000 New York Post.

01:14:25.000 And you'll discover that she used to be at like Ryan always.

01:14:30.000 Freelance journalist. 1.00

01:14:31.000 Always put names in quotes, dumbass. 0.99

01:14:33.000 Sorry. 0.99

01:14:34.000 Now click on her. 0.97

01:14:36.000 Let's see. 0.99

01:14:36.000 I bet she was at like Teen Vogue or some shit. 0.99

01:14:39.000 I can't read that guy. 0.99

01:14:40.000 Flash News, Vice, New York Post.

01:14:42.000 This is her.

01:14:44.000 Freelance, Join.

01:14:45.000 Weiss, Gizmodo.

01:14:47.000 Oh, she's Australian. 1.00

01:14:50.000 So some dumb Australian fucking glitter bitch. 1.00

01:14:53.000 I just made up that term. 1.00

01:14:54.000 Glitter bitch. 1.00

01:14:56.000 Doesn't get how graffiti works and just assumes that proud boys are out there doing tags, tagging up the joint. 1.00

01:15:04.000 So half-assed.

01:15:05.000 So yeah, my theory is that papers like the New York Post, they see municipal politics as below them.

01:15:11.000 So for the city pages, they give it to the interns and the youngsters who just started.

01:15:21.000 Gutentag G. Meister and Ryan Fagatino de la Fagzona.

01:15:26.000 I learned English by reading Vice around 2004.

01:15:28.000 I'm an English teacher now, so thanks.

01:15:29.000 And I'm currently assembling my favorite Vice issues via eBay.

01:15:33.000 What are your top five vice issues of all time?

01:15:36.000 Also, regarding the cover, because I will frame them.

01:15:39.000 Greetings from Germany. 0.98

01:15:41.000 I want to make waffles for your with my hello kitty waffle maker while fornicating with you with my heels on your gorgeous hunk Mike Gallo. 1.00

01:15:49.000 Please tell Ryan he is master of his craft. 0.98

01:15:52.000 Okay, let's make that the last one.

01:15:53.000 I won't love it, but I'll kiss.

01:16:01.000 My favorite vice issues.

01:16:06.000 I'm going to have to go with definitely the cops one.

01:16:13.000 That springs to mind. 0.99

01:16:15.000 And people think that this shit we're doing is new. 0.99

01:16:19.000 But I've been loving cops for a long ass time. 0.99

01:16:23.000 I would know this is one of the oldest symbols.

01:16:26.000 So the cops issue. 1.00

01:16:28.000 Oh, shit. 0.86

01:16:29.000 It's not listed here. 0.98

01:16:30.000 It was newer than that.

01:16:32.000 It was really the last issue that I worked on.

01:16:35.000 So I would say the cops issue, it says, I forget what issue it is.

01:16:38.000 It would be after.

01:16:40.000 Oh, this only goes to 2000.

01:16:42.000 After 9-11?

01:16:44.000 Yeah, after 9-11.

01:16:49.000 What is that?

01:16:54.000 Got a video game over there?

01:16:56.000 That was weird.

01:16:59.000 Maybe this has more? 1.00

01:17:02.000 Ah, shit. 1.00

01:17:02.000 I'm wasting everyone's fucking time, as usual. 1.00

01:17:05.000 Alright, we're just going to have to go with the dome. 0.98

01:17:08.000 So I would say the special issue, where we had all special people do the...

01:17:16.000 I had retards.

01:17:18.000 No, I won't say retards, but actual people with special needs. 0.92

01:17:21.000 I had special needs people guest edit and contribute to the issue.

01:17:24.000 They did the whole thing.

01:17:25.000 The fashion shoot was them.

01:17:27.000 It was called the special issue.

01:17:29.000 Also, the cops issue.

01:17:31.000 It's just called We Heart Cops on the front.

01:17:36.000 It's called the Cops issue.

01:17:37.000 That was a winner.

01:17:43.000 I like the Dash Snow one where he's on the cover and his tattoo is full out.

01:17:48.000 Oh, and then there's the Coke issue where I had a reflective cover and a line of Coke on it.

01:17:55.000 That was a good one.

01:17:57.000 And then, of course, there's articles. 0.99

01:17:59.000 Obviously, the Vice Guide to Eating Pussy was the greatest thing Vice ever put out. 0.99

01:18:02.000 That was me. 0.98

01:18:04.000 And I think there was a do's and don'ts issue that was all do's and don'ts.

01:18:08.000 That was a good one.

01:18:09.000 Anyway, let's get to the final video.

01:18:12.000 Please send us.

01:18:13.000 Oh, no, you're doing the song.

01:18:14.000 Yes.

01:18:15.000 Yes.

01:18:18.000 Let's start with 3-5.

01:18:21.000 This is a...

01:18:22.000 I noticed the celebrations for the Dodgers is very Hispanic.

01:18:31.000 Her head took 100% of that fall. 0.77

01:18:34.000 Oh, my.

01:18:35.000 She's out.

01:18:36.000 She's completely unconscious.

01:18:40.000 That can't feel good.

01:18:41.000 You notice women don't fall well? 1.00

01:18:43.000 No, they don't.

01:18:44.000 Jerry fall well?

01:18:45.000 Like, I'm no cat, but I feel like I would have somehow got my feet down before me on that scenario. 0.99

01:18:53.000 And I'm so sick of people climbing up on cars and shit. 0.99

01:18:55.000 You're going to wreck the car. 0.99

01:18:57.000 Like, you're going to leave a permanent dent.

01:18:59.000 Maybe in the 70s you could do that, but now cars crumple when you stand on them, even on the hood.

01:19:07.000 This is a funny one.

01:19:09.000 Barstool guy who moved to Philadelphia.

01:19:11.000 Nice timing, dude.

01:19:12.000 But I thought this was interesting because she's doing this because of her God, the real God.

01:19:20.000 She's a Christian.

01:19:21.000 And he's doing it.

01:19:22.000 Well, he's probably an atheist, Jewish guy, gino. 0.98

01:19:26.000 But his God is his art.

01:19:30.000 And so he's doing this to push the boundaries of his art and to entertain us.

01:19:36.000 And she's doing it because she respects God's creations and she's being reverent to Christ.

01:19:41.000 So it's two people with totally different motives.

01:19:44.000 One's doing a bit, one's doing a prayer.

01:19:46.000 Check it out.

01:19:52.000 John 17, it says, These words Christ Jesus has lifted up his eyes to heaven and said, Father, the hour is done, glorify thy son, that thy son also may glorify thee.

01:20:01.000 And thou hast given him power over all flesh.

01:20:04.000 Isn't it weird?

01:20:04.000 Yeah.

01:20:05.000 They're both committing because for totally different reasons.

01:20:08.000 So she's like, go ahead.

01:20:09.000 We can hug all day.

01:20:10.000 I love Christ.

01:20:11.000 I love you.

01:20:11.000 I love all of God's creations.

01:20:13.000 And he's like, I'm going to do a really funny joke here.

01:20:16.000 He's kind of mocking Christianity, too.

01:20:18.000 Sure, sure.

01:20:19.000 But like, the longer the better.

01:20:21.000 And both, like, I don't even care if this is a joke.

01:20:24.000 You want to do a joke?

01:20:25.000 Fine.

01:20:25.000 It's going to get real.

01:20:27.000 I hug people.

01:20:27.000 It probably gets real at a certain point where you're just like, who am I?

01:20:30.000 Well, I think his face is weird at the end.

01:20:33.000 Yeah.

01:20:33.000 Because I think though he's cold and cruel and calculated, he actually got a fight.

01:20:39.000 It got in.

01:20:40.000 Yeah, it did.

01:20:41.000 Oops.

01:20:41.000 It did.

01:20:42.000 Oops.

01:20:42.000 He's almost crying.

01:20:43.000 He is.

01:20:44.000 Whoopsie-doopsie.

01:20:45.000 Okay, I've tried, I've been saving this forever, guys.

01:20:48.000 This is the last one.

01:20:49.000 I tried to get Theron Meyer on the show because I was going to ask her this exact question.

01:20:54.000 But she's kind of retired from politics, so I can't get a hold of her. 0.98

01:21:00.000 But this is, so this is, trans now means ugly nerd, white male who can't get laid and has decided to pretend he doesn't want to get laid by making himself totally unfuckable. 0.98

01:21:14.000 That's what trans now means. 0.99

01:21:15.000 So this is just a room of said demographic, ugly white male nerds who can't get laid and want to make themselves unfuckable as an excuse, discussing this silly trend like it has any kind of merit whatsoever. 0.99

01:21:30.000 Giving people either a role model or example of the trans community. 0.97

01:21:36.000 Well, there are a lot of trans people who were living their lives stealth and were not at all happy about trans activism having this big moment wherever was going on.

01:21:46.000 They were perfectly happy with having a lot of people.

01:21:48.000 This is a thing.

01:21:48.000 People have their phones out when they ask a question now.

01:21:51.000 I guess they're recording themselves?

01:21:54.000 Why?

01:21:56.000 And I sort of get why they would feel that way because I understand that you feel like I'm done with this.

01:22:02.000 I don't want to think about it anymore.

01:22:03.000 But on the other hand, my personal feeling about this is that it's necessary.

01:22:07.000 If this is going to be a movement of any kind at all, if you're going to organize for your interests, for your recognition, for your rights, you kind of want to name it.

01:22:16.000 I guess astrology would be a little more boring.

01:22:19.000 At least, you know.

01:22:20.000 Okay, so go forward a bit.

01:22:21.000 I just put that in to show you the kind of vibe.

01:22:23.000 But this autistic dude... 1.00

01:22:25.000 Okay, pause.

01:22:26.000 So my favorite show, I watch with my daughter all the time, What We Do in the Shadows.

01:22:30.000 It's an amazing vampire show.

01:22:32.000 And one of the vampires, what the hell is his name?

01:22:35.000 Robert Williams or something. 0.85

01:22:37.000 And he doesn't suck blood. 0.98

01:22:38.000 He sucks the energy out of a room.

01:22:41.000 And he says things like, are you working hard or hardly working?

01:22:44.000 And people just go, oh, he's just like such a bummer, an energy succubus.

01:22:50.000 And yeah, what's his name again?

01:22:52.000 Let's see.

01:22:54.000 Robert.

01:22:57.000 Known as the hunting ground.

01:22:59.000 Hi, Deb.

01:23:00.000 Energy vampires drain people's energy merely by talking to them.

01:23:04.000 Actual versus budget year to date.

01:23:06.000 No, thanks.

01:23:07.000 You're going to be at that all day.

01:23:09.000 We either bore you with a long conversation.

01:23:12.000 Feeling better now.

01:23:13.000 I was a little sick this weekend.

01:23:17.000 Hey, Don.

01:23:19.000 Don! 0.94

01:23:21.000 I have to pee too.

01:23:22.000 Or we enrage you.

01:23:27.000 In fact, you probably know an energy vampire.

01:23:30.000 We're the most common kind of vampire.

01:23:33.000 He's the least funny part of the show when he's on.

01:23:35.000 Wow.

01:23:36.000 We are daywalkers, not affected by the sun.

01:23:40.000 And we are the only kind of vampire that can drain another vampire's energy.

01:23:48.000 Very cool.

01:23:51.000 The power grows stronger in him by the night.

01:23:59.000 So this guy is clearly an energy vampire.

01:24:03.000 And see if you cannot fall to the ground in exhaustion with this guy.

01:24:08.000 Make sure you get the very beginning of him, too.

01:24:11.000 Can you see that hot chick in the background dying? 1.00

01:24:15.000 Hi, my name is Franz Kurtzki.

01:24:17.000 I'm a fourth-year philosophy student here at UBC.

01:24:20.000 I've been, I think fair to say, very involved in the free speech activism on this campus.

01:24:25.000 Activism.

01:24:26.000 And I have a question for you.

01:24:28.000 You've sort of.

01:24:31.000 Please be patient.

01:24:32.000 It's going to take a couple words to get this out.

01:24:35.000 So, you've talked about, you just briefly mentioned gender-neutral pronouns.

01:24:40.000 And you also talked about, you were a little bit critical, I think, about Jordan Johnson.

01:24:46.000 So, very briefly, I started a theater course recently, an elective course here at UBC.

01:24:54.000 And I think it's important to keep talking about what we're talking about.

01:24:57.000 I'm here for the same reason a lot of people are, which is that I think there's something like a free speech movement being created on the campuses.

01:25:05.000 This is a question.

01:25:06.000 The reason for that is that young men in particular, although there's wonderful, but many wonderful red-pilled women here tonight, thank you, are kicking back for the right. 0.97

01:25:21.000 You mentioned that it's not always, that there's a content when you're talking about free speech.

01:25:26.000 And the content for me, and for a lot of people, I think, it's the right to criticize the distortions and the excesses and some of the technical inaccuracies in the narrative of third.

01:25:39.000 Yeah, well.

01:25:40.000 Ask it.

01:25:41.000 Oh, okay.

01:25:45.000 Life's complex, you know.

01:25:48.000 You're asking a question.

01:25:50.000 Ask them a question.

01:25:53.000 Yeah, he was.

01:25:55.000 I'm sorry, I've been diagnosed in the autism spectrum several times.

01:25:58.000 That might be the issue.

01:26:00.000 Just let her let him finish the question. 0.99

01:26:03.000 Like that Asian chick, she's dead. 1.00

01:26:06.000 I'm trying to make a point sensitively. 0.99

01:26:08.000 Oh, God.

01:26:09.000 Because there's different groups of people.

01:26:11.000 They made it worse by interrupting him.

01:26:13.000 Now he's defending his question.

01:26:14.000 He doesn't exist.

01:26:15.000 He's off track.

01:26:16.000 He's going to get back on track.

01:26:18.000 Yeah, you want me to be blunt, so I'll put it on blunt.

01:26:21.000 Here's the deal.

01:26:22.000 I like how I think that we're not talking about enough about the campus issues, because this is a talk having on the campus in the middle of a kind of a culture war.

01:26:33.000 And at the core of that are issues, let's use one example, gender-neutral pronouns.

01:26:38.000 Okay?

01:26:39.000 Is that satisfying?

01:26:43.000 So what I wanted to ask you about is this.

01:26:47.000 My thought on this, so I was in the theater course and we start the course, it's about culture, and we start the question.

01:26:53.000 I want this to be a safe space, says the professor.

01:26:56.000 I want all you to give your pronouns as we introduce each other, says the professor.

01:27:02.000 So the question is, with situations like that, I want to ask your questions about policy and culture of how we're going to move forward with this.

01:27:11.000 The reason why I think this matters is because trans individuals, biological males, biological females who identify with the other side, and that's, yeah, again, it's a touch issue, right?

01:27:24.000 I don't want to...

01:27:25.000 Let me get to the question, please.

01:27:27.000 I am asking a question.

01:27:28.000 Is he trolling?

01:27:29.000 We are playing.

01:27:31.000 The question is, how are we going to...

01:27:34.000 Is he trolling?

01:27:35.000 I don't, like, is he so committed to the bit that he bought those glasses?

01:27:40.000 I mean, look what we're doing.

01:27:44.000 Yeah, this is a Halloween episode of an entertainment show.

01:27:48.000 I mean, look what he's wearing.

01:27:49.000 I don't know.

01:27:50.000 It looks crisp, you know what I mean?

01:27:51.000 That's a brand new.

01:27:53.000 Look at it.

01:27:53.000 Yeah.

01:27:54.000 Those are all brand new things.

01:27:56.000 It looks like one of the modern stylists in movies that you talk about.

01:27:59.000 Trust him.

01:28:01.000 But the look in his eyes when he's delivering this looks real.

01:28:07.000 Hmm.

01:28:07.000 I like how they're all playing pretend, but they're even sussing this guy out.

01:28:11.000 Like, no, we're all playing pretend.

01:28:12.000 This is all just a transition.

01:28:13.000 You're doing a different type of pretend. 0.99

01:28:14.000 We're more committed to our trans bit than you are to your autistic troll bit. 0.99

01:28:18.000 This is like the failed version of the barstool versus the religious woman hug. 0.99

01:28:23.000 Deal with this.

01:28:23.000 Because for me, using she, using her, these kind of things to refer to biological males, biological females who identified with or aspired to be the other side was a previous societal accommodation.

01:28:36.000 It was a kindness, it was a generosity.

01:28:39.000 But it does not change their evolutionary biological status as technically biologically male or female.

01:28:47.000 So do we...

01:28:49.000 What do you think about that?

01:28:49.000 So I think his question is saying that you identify, like if I say I identify as she, her, that doesn't make sense because I'm a guy.

01:28:59.000 Oh, so you're not.

01:29:01.000 That's it.

01:29:02.000 It's like basically what your dad would say.

01:29:04.000 Right.

01:29:04.000 There's something wrong with that.

01:29:07.000 So the quality theory of evolution gained traction.

01:29:11.000 People used gendered pronouns without any difficulty, without any awareness of the formal role of sex in human evolution.

01:29:20.000 I don't think that evolutionary biology pertains to the use of pronouns in the English language in any respect.

01:29:32.000 People mix gender and sex all the time, and I think that's a mistake. 1.00

01:29:35.000 Sex, I think, is what pronouns refer to.

01:29:38.000 And when you use alternate sex pronouns for people who are trans, that is a generosity.

01:29:43.000 That is a kindness extending.

01:29:46.000 I agree with him.

01:29:47.000 In what situations, does sex determine what pronouns you use?

01:29:50.000 In what situations?

01:29:51.000 Yes.

01:29:52.000 The situation of being biologically born into one sex or the other.

01:29:57.000 So what's biological sex chromosomes?

01:29:59.000 Well, general.

01:30:00.000 Again, there are fine distinctions there, but most of the time that's not what we're talking about when we're talking about neutral pronouns.

01:30:08.000 I don't check your blood to make sure you're X, Y before you want to eat. 0.97

01:30:12.000 I don't say, pull down your pants, everyone.

01:30:14.000 I don't know what pronouns exactly.

01:30:17.000 There's a certain like...

01:30:19.000 There will be tests to learn.

01:30:21.000 I'll end the topic.

01:30:22.000 So the final question for me to leave with you, Lewis.

01:30:25.000 Yes, Louis.

01:30:26.000 There will be time out there to speak one-on-one when it comes to these long conversations.

01:30:30.000 Sure.

01:30:30.000 For the interest of time and for the other people who have questions.

01:30:33.000 Look at Sarah.

01:30:34.000 She's dying.

01:30:35.000 Hi there.

01:30:36.000 I want to hear you.

01:30:40.000 Wow.

01:30:41.000 So I wanted to get her on the show and say, now, I want to ask you something.

01:30:44.000 And this is, be patient.

01:30:46.000 It's going to take some time.

01:30:47.000 I was taking a theater class at the beginning of the class, and they wanted people to, and there's a lot of great people here.

01:30:52.000 There's a lot of, well, there's Ryan's here, and, you know, God bless him, red-filled guy.

01:30:56.000 You know, I'm trying to be sensitive here.

01:30:58.000 I'm trying to be sensitive.

01:30:59.000 And I just, there's A thing where you know, for a long time, and you know, when I say time, I'm talking about like the past hundred years or so.

01:31:06.000 And we, we, and just see if I could suck the energy out of it. 0.97

01:31:10.000 Just for waste time, just filibuster, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 29, 2020

S03E31 - SAMHAIN [2020-10-29 - S03E31 - SAMHAIN]

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