Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E33 - ELECTION NIGHT! [2020-11-04 - S03E33 - ELECTION NIGHT!]

00:00:14.000 From New York, it's Get On My Lawn with Devin McGinnis.

00:00:25.000 First beer of the day.

00:00:33.000 Can't hear you.

00:00:37.000 That was Andrew WK.

00:00:39.000 He shall be our soundtrack of the night.

00:00:42.000 Fun night when Trump wins.

00:00:44.000 Nobody can do that like me.

00:00:47.000 And that was, what song was that? 0.99

00:00:50.000 Oh, you better get ready to die.

00:00:52.000 I haven't done any shots or Coke and will not be doing, because we could be here for eight hours.

00:00:57.000 We're here with Milo Yiannopoulos.

00:01:01.000 You can figure out how to fix the microphone.

00:01:03.000 I don't know what to do with it.

00:01:04.000 You see the pin there?

00:01:06.000 You see the pin there?

00:01:07.000 No, I don't.

00:01:07.000 I haven't seen it anymore.

00:01:08.000 Right there.

00:01:09.000 Right there.

00:01:10.000 It's basic physics.

00:01:11.000 Well, if it's so funny, just do it for me.

00:01:15.000 I know you're doing an imitation of an annoying woman, but no women are like that. 1.00

00:01:19.000 Not doing an imitation of anything.

00:01:20.000 I'm just very surprised at the pain.

00:01:25.000 So we'll be following the results all night.

00:01:28.000 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to this live stream from Center.tv.

00:01:32.000 I'll be here giving you a live update of the results this evening, supporting our host, Gavin McGinnis.

00:01:37.000 You can think of me as Kelly Brooke or Kelly Bundy, but without the bad attitude.

00:01:45.000 I'm done.

00:01:46.000 Okay.

00:01:47.000 Got it, everyone.

00:01:48.000 So we may be here all night.

00:01:51.000 Well, we won't, because I've got things to do.

00:01:53.000 Well, I'll be here all night.

00:01:55.000 When are you going to pack it in?

00:01:57.000 Well, when I get bored of you.

00:01:58.000 I say in earnest.

00:01:59.000 It's sort of like when someone's visiting, and after about 10 minutes, you go, so how long are you here for?

00:02:04.000 Yeah, well, I'm getting there already.

00:02:05.000 When's your flight?

00:02:06.000 I'd step it up if I were you.

00:02:09.000 And I was reading up on, like last year, I think we knew at what, 2 o'clock?

00:02:15.000 The bar was still open, if I recall.

00:02:16.000 Do you have that footage?

00:02:17.000 That was great.

00:02:18.000 I think I do.

00:02:20.000 But this year they're saying, because of the mail-ins, we probably won't even know.

00:02:24.000 I don't think that's true.

00:02:25.000 Alex Jones is talking about 79 days of hell.

00:02:28.000 I don't think that's true.

00:02:29.000 I think that he's going to win by sufficient margin this evening that we'll basically know.

00:02:34.000 I think they're going to pull out all the stops.

00:02:36.000 I think they're going to do everything possible to pretend that he hasn't won and to attempt to sabotage and steal the win after today.

00:02:43.000 But I think it's going to be quite clear by midnight.

00:02:47.000 Okay, so when quite clear, let's define quite clear.

00:02:51.000 I think Pennsylvania and Florida.

00:02:53.000 The new president of the United States is Donald J. Trump.

00:02:56.000 You think it'll say that at noon?

00:02:57.000 I think that he will have won Florida.

00:02:59.000 What is win?

00:03:00.000 Like it's announced by all the networks?

00:03:02.000 I think he'll have won, he will have decisively won Florida and Pennsylvania by midnight.

00:03:07.000 Which is good enough for me.

00:03:09.000 Okay, so not Milo's definition of win, but not me.

00:03:12.000 As the show's resident Sithologist, I'd just like to say that obviously my calling it is us calling it, because that's my job, because I'm in charge. 0.93

00:03:23.000 Yeah, no.

00:03:28.000 That's 2016.

00:03:34.000 They're quite ravy, they're quite illegal.

00:03:37.000 So I think this is going to characterise you as a hateful person.

00:03:43.000 As Alan.

00:03:44.000 Where were you?

00:03:45.000 Where was that?

00:03:46.000 That was a bar that's since been cancelled.

00:03:48.000 I think it was called the Gaslight.

00:03:50.000 So you weren't invited to the party?

00:03:52.000 What?

00:03:52.000 Oh, like a formal Trump thing?

00:03:54.000 That's a shame.

00:03:54.000 No, I'm not invited to anything.

00:03:55.000 That's a shame. 0.91

00:03:56.000 I'm toxic.

00:03:57.000 I was at the...

00:03:57.000 Well, I mean, I'm toxic too, but I was at least invited to the victory party.

00:04:01.000 Were you invited to that banned from the internet conference in DC?

00:04:07.000 CancelCon?

00:04:08.000 Was I invited to CancelCon?

00:04:10.000 No, I wasn't, nor was anyone who has been cancelled.

00:04:16.000 I love this part where they show the win.

00:04:25.000 This will be tonight, folks.

00:04:27.000 According to Myla.

00:04:30.000 I know Trump's going to win.

00:04:31.000 My only question is, when will it be formally announced?

00:04:34.000 I think it's going to be obvious much sooner than anybody imagines.

00:04:37.000 I think it's going to become quite screamingly obvious.

00:04:41.000 Well, if it's midnight, I'm going to be...

00:04:42.000 There we go.

00:04:43.000 Donald Trump elected president.

00:04:44.000 Go back, go back.

00:04:46.000 See that?

00:04:47.000 So that's when I accept it, when it's announced on the networks.

00:04:51.000 So you trust the media more than me?

00:04:54.000 Yeah, sort of.

00:04:55.000 Okay.

00:04:56.000 Good to know.

00:04:57.000 After all we've been doing.

00:04:58.000 It's good to know.

00:04:59.000 What did Goad say?

00:05:00.000 I don't know.

00:05:01.000 The audio's pretty bad.

00:05:02.000 Yeah.

00:05:04.000 Who is that?

00:05:06.000 Who is that?

00:05:06.000 The greatest writer of our generation.

00:05:08.000 He's on the network with us.

00:05:10.000 He has a show on the network that you're also on.

00:05:12.000 He's the greatest writer of our generation.

00:05:14.000 On our network?

00:05:15.000 Yeah.

00:05:16.000 Beef Squad.

00:05:17.000 Oh, I saw that and it sounded gross, so I didn't click it.

00:05:22.000 It sounded pornographic, so I avoided it.

00:05:26.000 Here we go.

00:05:27.000 Donald Trump is the next president of the United States, and I just tweeted that the American media was eaten by a monster that its dishonesty created.

00:05:39.000 Namaste.

00:05:41.000 Yeah, that was brilliant.

00:05:42.000 But wait, you don't have the victory of people carrying me in the air.

00:05:46.000 In the meantime, I can give you some early results, ladies and gentlemen.

00:05:51.000 Ryan, stop, stop, stop.

00:05:52.000 Ryan, we should be watching one common stream, and that should be projected behind him.

00:05:58.000 No, I think that there should be...

00:06:00.000 I don't want to see just black. 1.00

00:06:01.000 I want to see, like, whatever the...

00:06:03.000 I think we should go with the Fox News one, whatever it is.

00:06:05.000 No, I think that there should be two graphs behind me.

00:06:07.000 There should be Florida and Pennsylvania. 0.74

00:06:11.000 I want to pop up on the Fox News thing. 0.99

00:06:13.000 Yeah, but I don't want the bobble-head blonde bitches. 1.00

00:06:17.000 I want graphs. 0.99

00:06:18.000 I want data. 1.00

00:06:19.000 Because I'm a little bit bobble-headed blonde bitch. 1.00

00:06:23.000 And I just want the data. 0.99

00:06:24.000 Yeah, well, that's not happening.

00:06:25.000 And I want to be able to do this, though.

00:06:27.000 As you can see on our interactive chart, and I'm just going to throw that up there.

00:06:33.000 that's what I want.

00:06:34.000 That's what I want, right?

00:06:35.000 I want to be able to just grab Pennsylvania and go, all right, let's take a look at Pennsylvania.

00:06:39.000 Yeah, yeah, where's that?

00:06:41.000 Where's that?

00:06:42.000 How long has this network been going?

00:06:44.000 Where's that?

00:06:45.000 Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, um, uh, with 83% of the electorate reporting now, it is close, not gonna lie, but 83% reporting.

00:06:54.000 Trump is winning in Florida, 49.9 to 49.2.

00:06:58.000 I did say it was close.

00:07:00.000 But he is at least ahead in Florida.

00:07:02.000 In Georgia, he's ahead 50% to 49.

00:07:05.000 In North Carolina, he's ahead 65 to 30.

00:07:10.000 And we'll be bringing you further results later in the evening.

00:07:13.000 So what are the three biggies we're supposed to be watching? 1.00

00:07:16.000 Sophisticant.

00:07:17.000 Sophist, would you call yourself?

00:07:19.000 No, a cephologist.

00:07:21.000 Sophologist.

00:07:21.000 You know, it's with asylum.

00:07:22.000 Is that from Sophocles?

00:07:24.000 No, no.

00:07:25.000 You're thinking of Sophist, which also is not from Sophocles, but a cephologist, P.S. P. S. Sorry, I've heard a lot of wine.

00:07:34.000 It just means somebody who knows about the science of elections.

00:07:38.000 Okay. 0.99

00:07:38.000 Do you want to tell us about your ridiculous child drag queen hat? 0.99

00:07:43.000 It looks like a toddler's in tiaras. 0.99

00:07:46.000 Well, commission accomplished.

00:07:48.000 So this is...

00:07:50.000 I had it specially commissioned for this evening because we only decided to do this after I failed to produce a show on Friday.

00:07:58.000 And so I had this rushed and it's beautiful.

00:08:00.000 This is my gorgeous South Will Rise Again masterpiece, which after I've worn it something live in addition to this, we'll auction for some kind of deserving charity.

00:08:10.000 But I had it specially created for this evening because I feel like, you know, the evening called for something marvelous.

00:08:17.000 And when I texted you and said, hmm, what have you got planned for tonight?

00:08:20.000 Do we have champagne and streamers for the big moment?

00:08:22.000 You said to me, and I'll just read out what you said to me.

00:08:25.000 I'll quote verbatim.

00:08:27.000 So for when Donald Trump wins a second term of re-election, you said, we've got Budweiser normal-sized cans.

00:08:36.000 I think you misread my text.

00:08:37.000 You said, should I bring anything?

00:08:38.000 And I said, Budweiser and I. And then I thought, he's going to bring Bud bottles.

00:08:42.000 And then I thought, he's going to bring Bud King can.

00:08:44.000 So I said, if you're bringing something, bring Budweiser normal sized cans.

00:08:47.000 What I said was, no, I said it.

00:08:49.000 Later on you said, what do you have?

00:08:51.000 I said a variety of things.

00:08:53.000 And in keeping with all lazy people who don't read properly, basically, I'm like a spurned girlfriend.

00:08:59.000 I'll text him like walls of blue and I'll just read it.

00:09:02.000 Exactly.

00:09:02.000 So why bother reading all of that?

00:09:04.000 So I've asked you like six different questions and you answer one of them and I have no fucking idea which one you asked.

00:09:09.000 Why did you ask what to bring when you had no intention of bringing anything?

00:09:15.000 Ryan, go to our freezer, please.

00:09:16.000 You make a good point.

00:09:19.000 So you said...

00:09:22.000 I mean, no, but.

00:09:22.000 Yeah, okay, you make a good point.

00:09:24.000 But you don't answer the questions I asked you.

00:09:26.000 Like, for instance...

00:09:28.000 Well, look at this.

00:09:29.000 What?

00:09:30.000 67.30.

00:09:32.000 Oh, they're talking about 2016?

00:09:34.000 What's this?

00:09:36.000 Why is that in Ryan's fridge?

00:09:37.000 Because I know it's not his.

00:09:39.000 Because I brought it here and it was a bit warm, so I put it in the freezer to chill it.

00:09:42.000 When did you bring it here?

00:09:42.000 And it's a community.

00:09:44.000 7 o'clock.

00:09:45.000 A.M. this morning?

00:09:46.000 No.

00:09:46.000 No, 7 p.m.

00:09:47.000 Oh, so you did actually bring some means of celebration.

00:09:50.000 Yeah. 0.95

00:09:51.000 I don't have any wine glasses because I'm not a fag. 1.00

00:09:54.000 That's fine. 0.93

00:09:54.000 We can swig. 0.93

00:09:56.000 Comfortable swigging.

00:09:57.000 We've got a lot of guests tonight.

00:09:59.000 We've got ATM is Unstoppable at 8.30.

00:10:01.000 You said we couldn't bring anyone.

00:10:03.000 You said I couldn't invite anyone.

00:10:04.000 You said we're in the center.

00:10:06.000 No.

00:10:06.000 Well, that's not guests.

00:10:08.000 That's just calling.

00:10:08.000 Can you stop bickering?

00:10:09.000 I'd like to have a show.

00:10:10.000 You said we're in the middle of Manhattan.

00:10:12.000 The whole town is going to be burning down.

00:10:15.000 Therefore, we can't have anyone in the studio.

00:10:16.000 I had interesting people I could have invited.

00:10:18.000 Via Skype?

00:10:20.000 No.

00:10:21.000 Well, I'm talking about Skype. 0.99

00:10:23.000 Well, that's fucking lame. 0.93

00:10:25.000 Okay, so maybe don't talk until it's your turn to talk. 0.96

00:10:28.000 So please research what's going on with the election, and I'll try to continue the show.

00:10:32.000 I'll do that, boss.

00:10:35.000 What was that...

00:10:36.000 Have you found me being carried in the air in 2016 yet?

00:10:41.000 No problem actually.

00:10:42.000 That's poopy. 0.99

00:10:45.000 Just Proud Boy's election night, maybe?

00:10:46.000 How about this?

00:10:47.000 There's some really good footage of me at the official Trump victory party, dressed in official Trump party.

00:10:52.000 Yeah, no, you're having a great team.

00:10:53.000 It's a great time, so I don't really know what this desperate also ran nonsense is, but I can text you.

00:11:00.000 I'm going to show you how fun it was.

00:11:02.000 Well, I mean, it was fun at the official victory party.

00:11:05.000 I don't know what you people.

00:11:06.000 Can you mute his mic?

00:11:07.000 No, he can't because I'm the official syphologist.

00:11:11.000 So let's jump to the end.

00:11:12.000 Oh, Lord Humongus was there.

00:11:14.000 Jump to the end, Ryan.

00:11:15.000 I just want to see the president.

00:11:18.000 Well, you can't because you weren't at the official victory party, so he wasn't in the room with you.

00:11:34.000 Come on.

00:11:34.000 I want to get to that one scene.

00:11:38.000 Did he not put it in there? 1.00

00:11:40.000 The fucking loser shows an election party night and doesn't show the victory. 1.00

00:11:45.000 That would be the below. 1.00

00:11:46.000 That would be Paul Bazil.

00:11:48.000 Paul Bazil.

00:11:49.000 Paul Bazil of the speeches at the beginning of the night, and that's his video. 1.00

00:11:55.000 What a fucking clown. 1.00

00:11:57.000 And am I right? 1.00

00:11:58.000 He doesn't even drink, so he has no excuse.

00:12:00.000 Like he didn't even get laddered later.

00:12:04.000 This is a guy.

00:12:05.000 I invite him to my house because he was out of work.

00:12:07.000 And I said, I guess you can paint this guest room. 0.99

00:12:09.000 It looks like shit. 0.99

00:12:10.000 He paints it with the roller, and instead of like being really careful on the baseboards, he just goes with the roller down, touches the carpet. 0.99

00:12:17.000 Down.

00:12:18.000 And I go, you got paint all over the carpet.

00:12:19.000 And he goes, don't worry about it.

00:12:20.000 You let it dry and then I'll sand it off.

00:12:22.000 We've seen sand a carpet.

00:12:24.000 I've shown you, haven't I, the fire pit.

00:12:28.000 The fire pit was one of my favourite.

00:12:29.000 It's a whole bazille fire pit.

00:12:31.000 It's magical.

00:12:32.000 I'll send it to Ryan.

00:12:33.000 Maybe we can have it up later.

00:12:34.000 It's sub-caveman fire pit.

00:12:37.000 Ryan, always have five.

00:12:38.000 85% with 85% reporting in Florida.

00:12:42.000 And don't split.

00:12:45.000 Ladies and gentlemen, with 85% reporting in Florida, I would just like to inform you that the president's lead has widened to 50.4% over Biden's 48.8%.

00:12:55.000 The president has 5.156 million votes in Florida.

00:12:59.000 Biden, Merely 4.99, something or other.

00:13:03.000 And with Georgia, his lead has also widened.

00:13:06.000 North Carolina, his lead has widened.

00:13:09.000 The other states which were in the bag for the Democrats are exactly where you would expect them to be.

00:13:14.000 But in many key battleground states, we are at this late stage of reporting, seeing Trump's lead widen, not narrow.

00:13:23.000 Thank you, Malo.

00:13:26.000 What was that cool Trump thing you showed me, Ryan?

00:13:29.000 Oh, yes.

00:13:32.000 Yeah, let me find out.

00:13:35.000 So, why is it so hot?

00:13:38.000 Because of these lights.

00:13:40.000 We'll be on all night.

00:13:42.000 We're here to the end.

00:13:43.000 Milo might leave.

00:13:45.000 And.

00:13:47.000 I feel like I owe you an hour and a half, but that's about it.

00:13:50.000 Hour and a half.

00:13:52.000 How meaningless.

00:13:54.000 How are you getting home, Uber?

00:13:56.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:13:58.000 I'm being picked up by a...

00:14:00.000 Don't dox yourself.

00:14:02.000 Don't even describe the vehicle.

00:14:05.000 Say a helicopter.

00:14:06.000 It's a golden wrapped Porsche Taycan turbo.

00:14:11.000 That's specific. 0.97

00:14:12.000 Because that's what black people do when you say, have some money, go buy a car. 1.00

00:14:17.000 This is our buddy Hojam, and he used to do the... 0.97

00:14:20.000 This is Jimmy, Bob's Dylan.

00:14:21.000 He used to do our Discord and stuff before it got nuked, but then we're on Rocket Chat and all that stuff.

00:14:33.000 Pandemic.

00:14:34.000 They're getting tired of the pandemic, huh?

00:14:37.000 Getting tired of the pandemic.

00:14:39.000 You turn on CNN, the tolling cover.

00:14:41.000 COVID, COVID, pandemic, COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID.

00:14:45.000 You know why they're trying to talk everybody out of money? 1.00

00:14:47.000 People aren't buying at CNN, you dumb bastards. 1.00

00:15:14.000 Over the world when I'm on my Donald Trump shit. 1.00

00:15:17.000 Look at all this money. 1.00

00:15:20.000 Over the world when I'm on my Donald Trump shit. 1.00

00:15:23.000 Look at all this money. 1.00

00:15:25.000 Fluid motion.

00:15:26.000 No, it's a it pulls pop pop pop.

00:15:29.000 It's like really shitboxing.

00:15:31.000 It's like pop, pop, pop.

00:15:32.000 Yeah.

00:15:33.000 Like there's this equidistant normal speech.

00:15:37.000 But he has this little pull to it.

00:15:38.000 It's like pop, pop, pop, pop, isn't it?

00:15:41.000 Yeah.

00:15:47.000 States this evening that are expected to go for the Glorious God Emperor include South Carolina, West Virginia, Kentucky, Tennessee, Mississippi, Alabama, and Oklahoma.

00:15:57.000 No surprises expected in those states, but we are seeing the New York Times, among other publications, give alarmingly generous concessions to the sitting president already.

00:16:10.000 So Biden, 85, Trump, 55.

00:16:13.000 Even this early in the evening, the New York Times is saying, yeah, fine, whatever, he's going to win those.

00:16:19.000 Some degree, I would say, of resignation on the part of the liberal media.

00:16:24.000 The biggies that we're concerned with are Wisconsin, Michigan, PA, North Carolina, Arizona, and Florida.

00:16:32.000 That's correct.

00:16:33.000 Now, in the battle states to watch, even the New York Times says that Florida, Trump is ahead.

00:16:38.000 Georgia, Trump is ahead.

00:16:40.000 Ohio, Biden does seem to be ahead by quite a considerable margin.

00:16:44.000 Pennsylvania and Michigan, too close to call, and almost no returns so far. 0.99

00:16:50.000 And Wisconsin is a funny state because it has idiots in Madison who, my wife's from Madison, and I go there and I see people doing one-man protests. 1.00

00:17:02.000 Yes, yes. 1.00

00:17:03.000 Like a rally with a person in it.

00:17:05.000 There is a bit of that.

00:17:06.000 Also, it's worth pointing out.

00:17:07.000 Have you ever been to Madison?

00:17:09.000 Yes, I have.

00:17:11.000 When were you in Madison?

00:17:12.000 I think I stayed there in between tour stops in 2017.

00:17:16.000 I didn't have a speech there, but I think we stayed there in a courtyard by Marriott.

00:17:24.000 Wisconsin, polls don't close till 9 p.m., so we wouldn't be expecting results just yet.

00:17:29.000 Same in Arizona, Minnesota, and Nevada.

00:17:31.000 Nothing coming in just yet from those states.

00:17:34.000 Trump's winning.

00:17:35.000 Nothing out of the ordinary and much to be confident about for the Trump supporter this evening.

00:17:41.000 What do you think about this, Milo?

00:17:43.000 Is there a reason you're saying my name wrongly and differently every time?

00:17:46.000 Yeah, it's like we don't even know.

00:17:47.000 It's antagonistic.

00:17:49.000 Because it lets somebody know that you don't care about them. 1.00

00:17:52.000 All the cunts. 0.98

00:17:52.000 I do that by not showing up for work and relentlessly being difficult on air with you. 0.98

00:17:58.000 You do it through just mispronouncing my name.

00:17:59.000 If you're trying to break me down, it's working.

00:18:02.000 I think I prefer waterboarding at this point.

00:18:04.000 I just want the chair. 0.99

00:18:07.000 I think all the cunts voted early. 0.98

00:18:09.000 You could be mine. 1.00

00:18:10.000 Shut up. 1.00

00:18:11.000 All the cunts voted early and they wanted to show off. 1.00

00:18:14.000 They wanted this little sticker. 0.98

00:18:15.000 I voted.

00:18:16.000 And the working class people said, I don't have eight hours to throw away.

00:18:21.000 And it was literally eight hours.

00:18:23.000 So today, the working class is finally saying, good, I can get in and get out on the final day of. 0.67

00:18:28.000 They go in there, and what we're seeing is a blue wave, a blue-collar wave of red votes.

00:18:35.000 So if I was Biden, I'd be pooping my pants right now because I'm on par with someone who hasn't had their blue-collar votes come in yet.

00:18:45.000 That's exactly what the numbers suggest.

00:18:49.000 And more importantly and more reliably, I think it's exactly what the betting polls are suggesting.

00:18:54.000 Those big bets for Trump, the 5Ks, the 9Ks, the $5 million.

00:19:00.000 They're all coming in for Trump right at the very last minute, just like they did last time.

00:19:05.000 Can you pull up that article I sent it to you, Ryan?

00:19:07.000 Some British guy bet $5 million that Trump is going to win.

00:19:11.000 And it's the largest political...

00:19:12.000 No, it's not in the normal emails.

00:19:14.000 From now on, if I say I emailed you, I made a mistake that has nothing to do with it.

00:19:18.000 A British gambler has reportedly staked $5 million on President Trump winning Tuesday's election, a wager believed to be the largest ever political bet.

00:19:29.000 The former banker used private bookmakers registered on the Caribbean island of Curacao for the bet odds at 37 to 20.

00:19:38.000 So he could get a $15 million payout should Trump win.

00:19:42.000 I don't know anything about Curacao.

00:19:43.000 Where's Curacao?

00:19:44.000 I know it's a drink.

00:19:46.000 They've obviously named the drink after this island, but I never knew it was an island until today.

00:19:50.000 You've never heard of it? 0.99

00:19:52.000 I bet it sucks. 1.00

00:19:53.000 You gotta be a real shithole to screw up tourism. 1.00

00:19:57.000 I mean, everyone wants to go there. 0.99

00:20:00.000 This is the Caribbean. 0.96

00:20:01.000 So if you fuck it up, it means you literally have to go. 1.00

00:20:02.000 Like how you fuck up the Caribbean. 0.99

00:20:04.000 Every rich person wants to go there. 1.00

00:20:06.000 All they ask is that you exist. 0.99

00:20:08.000 Have a hotel where my wife doesn't get raped, and you win. 0.56

00:20:12.000 So have some police and a beach, and we're good for you. 0.96

00:20:15.000 Well, the answer is that it is French.

00:20:18.000 Ah.

00:20:19.000 That's the answer.

00:20:20.000 Because it is an island in...

00:20:23.000 Oh, it's Lesser Antilles, which means that it is just off the Venezuelan coast.

00:20:28.000 Ooh, that sounds dangerous.

00:20:30.000 Excuse me, it's not French.

00:20:31.000 I'm sorry.

00:20:32.000 It's actually even worse than that.

00:20:33.000 It's Dutch.

00:20:35.000 Possibly the reason it does not have a flourishing tourism economy is... 0.93

00:20:39.000 I'd be worried about Venezuelans showing up in a raft and trying to rape everyone and take all our money. 1.00

00:20:44.000 In Curacao, why would they be raping everybody there? 1.00

00:20:48.000 Because they're criminals. 1.00

00:20:48.000 They're Venezuelans. 1.00

00:20:49.000 They're animals. 0.99

00:20:50.000 You know, I will tell you, when I used to live in Miami, in Doral, basically the whole neighborhood is empty because it is simply where corrupt Venezuelans have parked their cash. 0.95

00:21:04.000 I was one of only two families living on an entire street of abandoned but sold houses, which had been sold to Venezuelans who had extracted money.

00:21:16.000 They prefer real estate to the stock market.

00:21:17.000 Oh, yeah, they can't do the stock market.

00:21:18.000 So were the houses well kept?

00:21:19.000 Did they mow the lawn?

00:21:20.000 Well, they were immaculate because the Residence Association was being paid every year.

00:21:25.000 The lawns were perfect.

00:21:26.000 The neighborhood was great.

00:21:27.000 And we were the only two families in an entire huge stretch of terraced houses, all of which were sold to Venezuelan families who had extracted money from, you know, via corrupt means and thanks to the communist destruction of their own country. 0.91

00:21:43.000 Why did you leave Miami?

00:21:45.000 Children, family issues. 1.00

00:21:47.000 You got some bitch pregnant? 1.00

00:21:50.000 Not me. 1.00

00:21:51.000 Oh.

00:21:52.000 That sounds juicy.

00:21:54.000 But a pregnancy was involved. 0.97

00:21:56.000 Oh. 0.98

00:21:58.000 They know you get pregnant from the butt. 1.00

00:22:00.000 Well, we've been trying. 0.93

00:22:01.000 We've been trying.

00:22:02.000 Unfortunately, we haven't yet been blessed, but I'll keep you posted.

00:22:06.000 And I'll keep Voos posted because I know there's a lot of interest out there in the census.tv forums.

00:22:10.000 Now, I have a slew of news stories, but it seems strange to try to cram in the normal get off my lawn with guests and election updates.

00:22:22.000 I'm tempted just to give up on that.

00:22:25.000 Oh, I can't resist.

00:22:28.000 Did you see this Kamala Harris body double thing?

00:22:31.000 Yeah, and I feel like Laura must have done that, and I don't know because they left the campaign last week to come home, but I feel like Laura must have done that because it's just too funny.

00:22:40.000 But got a woman to dress up as Kamala Harris. 0.88

00:22:41.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:22:42.000 So she could say she busted her. 1.00

00:22:43.000 I'm sure she did.

00:22:44.000 I'm sure she did.

00:22:46.000 I would put money on that.

00:22:47.000 Ooh, that sounds juicy.

00:22:49.000 I would put money on that.

00:22:50.000 But so she got the tents, the Biden-Harris, everything to do this?

00:22:53.000 Well, no, I mean, you don't need the tents, the Biden-Harris.

00:22:55.000 That's actual supporters.

00:22:57.000 What I'm saying is she probably just got someone in a limo with a security guard to get out at the colts.

00:23:03.000 Wow, that's interesting.

00:23:05.000 Almost fair.

00:23:06.000 Almost fancy.

00:23:07.000 She's naive.

00:23:08.000 Like, I would be so...

00:23:10.000 I'm so naive.

00:23:11.000 I would be so totally convinced that happened.

00:23:12.000 I totally bought it.

00:23:13.000 Do you know what?

00:23:14.000 I was naive too until I saw a political campaign in action as executed by a master strategist.

00:23:21.000 So Karen Giorno, who won Florida. 1.00

00:23:24.000 I call her short, sweet, and to the point.

00:23:27.000 Well, I call her diminutive but deadly. 1.00

00:23:31.000 I fucked her. 1.00

00:23:32.000 No, you didn't. 1.00

00:23:34.000 Because she's a lesbian. 1.00

00:23:36.000 I know I turned her. 0.70

00:23:37.000 Literally the precise opposite of her.

00:23:40.000 I used centrifugal force and aluminium to convert her.

00:23:44.000 Centrifugal force and aluminium.

00:23:48.000 No, you didn't.

00:23:49.000 That didn't happen.

00:23:50.000 That's not a thing.

00:23:51.000 I thought you guys pronounced it centrifugal.

00:23:53.000 My dad does.

00:23:54.000 Well, your dad, no, that's just wrong.

00:23:57.000 Or maybe you've been Americanized.

00:23:59.000 You forgot that you pronounced it centrifugifying.

00:24:00.000 No, it's centrifugal force.

00:24:01.000 Okay.

00:24:02.000 It's not centrifugal. 0.99

00:24:03.000 That's some weird Scottish bullshit. 0.99

00:24:06.000 That's not a thing. 1.00

00:24:06.000 That doesn't happen. 1.00

00:24:07.000 All right.

00:24:08.000 So you think that's fake, huh?

00:24:10.000 So wait, what were you going to say about Shorty McGee? 0.99

00:24:13.000 Who I didn't fuck. 0.99

00:24:14.000 Ryan, you should be pulling her up. 1.00

00:24:15.000 Oh, Karen Jorno.

00:24:18.000 If you want to know about Karen Jorno, you can find a very, I thought, a really penetrating, beautiful, and fascinating, insightful profile of her at the Gateway Pundit.

00:24:29.000 So you can look for that.

00:24:30.000 You had her on your show, too.

00:24:31.000 Really beautiful.

00:24:32.000 Yes, I wrote the profile.

00:24:33.000 And I also had her on the show a couple of times. 0.87

00:24:35.000 Very briefly.

00:24:36.000 What's with Gateway Pundit's ads?

00:24:38.000 I love them.

00:24:38.000 They bring so many great stories.

00:24:40.000 I've got ad blocks, so I don't see them.

00:24:44.000 I don't see the ads on the internet at all.

00:24:47.000 Ever.

00:24:48.000 I'm not sure you're allowed to see Gateway Pundit with ad blocker.

00:24:51.000 Well, I do, because I use Brave, so it doesn't serve the ads.

00:24:54.000 Yeah, I use Brave.

00:24:55.000 But it doesn't serve the ads.

00:24:56.000 I have Ad Blocker.

00:24:58.000 Well, it doesn't serve the ads.

00:24:59.000 I got Jorno up.

00:25:00.000 Sometimes, yeah, you can put that.

00:25:03.000 Well, yeah, that's on the left.

00:25:05.000 On the left, that's Karen Jorno.

00:25:07.000 Do you have ad blockers, Ryan?

00:25:10.000 Do you see Gateway Pundit?

00:25:11.000 Pull up Gateway Pundit.

00:25:14.000 Are you drowned in ads?

00:25:15.000 I like how you turned the American flag into bacon, by the way.

00:25:18.000 It looks delicious.

00:25:20.000 That's American bacon.

00:25:22.000 Oh, okay.

00:25:23.000 Good comeback.

00:25:23.000 I try to double down on it.

00:25:25.000 Pretty delicious.

00:25:26.000 Okay, click on any article.

00:25:27.000 Okay.

00:25:29.000 Okay, we've established our brand.

00:25:31.000 Anything else?

00:25:33.000 There's an ad, right?

00:25:34.000 Yeah, you just, you just, no, but you just answer that thing and you read the whole thing.

00:25:38.000 Yeah, so there's a different article, an older article.

00:25:40.000 Okay, look, you click one thing and you see the whole rest of the story.

00:25:45.000 That's great.

00:25:46.000 Okay, but that's the whole story.

00:25:47.000 You already got to the bottom.

00:25:48.000 That's the bottom of the story.

00:25:49.000 That's everything.

00:25:50.000 Hmm.

00:25:50.000 Maybe it's my phone or something?

00:25:52.000 It's probably your phone because your phone is probably from the 80s.

00:25:55.000 Also, you have no idea how to use it because it's from the 80s and you haven't quite caught up with that decade Yet.

00:26:01.000 Ladies and gentlemen, Politico is going to get you.

00:26:04.000 Working at Gateway Pundit, I've never seen you defend anything before.

00:26:09.000 You're right. 0.57

00:26:10.000 Jim Hoft is fat, and he's not fat.

00:26:13.000 I don't know. 0.88

00:26:14.000 I'm trying to come up with a bad.

00:26:15.000 Oh, their design is terrible.

00:26:16.000 And on iPhone, if you try to scroll, quite often it just goes and judges. 0.97

00:26:20.000 And you literally can't scroll unless you do a huge scroll on iPhone on Gateway Pundit, which is fucking terrible and awful. 0.98

00:26:28.000 Yeah. 0.89

00:26:28.000 Maybe it's just the first time. 0.89

00:26:29.000 There we go.

00:26:29.000 No, I've pulled it back.

00:26:30.000 I've pulled it back.

00:26:31.000 You're right.

00:26:32.000 I apologize to viewers.

00:26:34.000 You'll be doing this incredible scoop about Buncher Biden and you couldn't open it and you couldn't scroll.

00:26:41.000 And then next thing you know, you're clicking on some fast way to lose weight.

00:26:44.000 I apologize to viewers for being unthinkingly positive about something.

00:26:49.000 Now, Politico.

00:26:50.000 Yeah, look at this.

00:26:51.000 Here I am on my phone.

00:26:53.000 So I do the headline, cool, the subhead.

00:26:56.000 Now I've got 70% off store clothing.

00:26:59.000 Now I've got some other thing.

00:27:02.000 I've got a few things.

00:27:03.000 Back to the 70% off.

00:27:06.000 And now we've got, again with the 70%. 0.99

00:27:08.000 That's the third time I've seen the same fucking ad. 0.98

00:27:12.000 The fourth time, four 70% offs. 0.99

00:27:16.000 And now we've got some fucking shoes I don't want. 0.98

00:27:19.000 Fifth time, 70% off these shirts. 0.99

00:27:21.000 I love Gateway Pundit.

00:27:23.000 Jim Hoft is a blessing.

00:27:24.000 He's wonderful.

00:27:24.000 He's sitting on him.

00:27:25.000 He's a wonderful guy.

00:27:26.000 Joe Hoff.

00:27:26.000 But the site has some problems.

00:27:28.000 Sixth time, it's 70% off.

00:27:31.000 Sixth time.

00:27:34.000 Jesus, H. And then money medals.

00:27:36.000 Oh, people are already posting pictures of me.

00:27:39.000 Look at this.

00:27:40.000 Now I got it.

00:27:41.000 Tommy Chong, throw it all your skin. 0.90

00:27:43.000 Look at the cute pictures of me that people are already posting.

00:27:45.000 Look at this.

00:27:46.000 Isn't that nice?

00:27:46.000 Common signs your body is fighting lung cancer.

00:27:49.000 19 insanely cool gadgets are going to sell up.

00:27:52.000 Crohn's disease signs.

00:27:55.000 If you have an enlarged prostate, do this immediately.

00:27:57.000 It goes on and on and on. 1.00

00:27:59.000 I've never seen a site with more fucking ads. 0.99

00:28:02.000 It is a problem unless you can use a mobile phone. 0.98

00:28:08.000 So we'll attempt to help Gavin with that after tonight's broadcast.

00:28:11.000 Now, Politico is going up.

00:28:14.000 You conceded that it was terrible on a phone.

00:28:16.000 A little bit.

00:28:16.000 I did, but then I saw an opening.

00:28:18.000 Politico has conceded more of an advantage for Trump than the New York Times so far, and it's reporting that...

00:28:24.000 Look it up.

00:28:25.000 Sorry?

00:28:26.000 I'm saying when he cites his site, it'd be nice if it was behind you.

00:28:29.000 Right, but it's not a really good reason to interrupt me while I'm...

00:28:33.000 Okay.

00:28:34.000 So, Bush.

00:28:36.000 Oh, no, huge, huge mistake.

00:28:41.000 It's important to note that Democrats are leading the race for the Senate by quite a considerable margin so far, which might give Donald Trump and the Republicans some cause for concern.

00:28:53.000 However, Biden is not leading by the kind of margin that we would have expected at this point in the evening.

00:28:58.000 88 to 66.

00:29:00.000 That's Trump's 66, which means that Politico has given Trump an additional 11 seats over the New York Times and Biden merely an additional four.

00:29:08.000 And we'll be back very shortly after I've reviewed some of those battleground states for you.

00:29:13.000 Here he goes to do his research.

00:29:15.000 Okay, here's something I wanted to look at.

00:29:17.000 This was actually a suggestion from a New York Proud Boy, which is really just an ex-Proud Boy because the Powers of Bee basically shut down the New York Proud Boys.

00:29:28.000 Oh, no, but wait, wait, it's 8.30.

00:29:30.000 We've got to talk to Atheism is Unstoppable. 0.98

00:29:32.000 We'll get to that right after the interview.

00:29:34.000 Now, I sent you his Skype, right?

00:29:36.000 I'm very worried about Skype.

00:29:38.000 It never goes well here.

00:29:39.000 Ever.

00:29:40.000 We're building a new studio, folks.

00:29:42.000 It's going to be shocking.

00:29:44.000 Shocking.

00:29:45.000 Oh, someone just told me Loomer just lost. 1.00

00:29:48.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:29:50.000 Can we verify that? 1.00

00:29:51.000 I'll check that for you right now.

00:29:53.000 I'm just getting changed right now.

00:29:55.000 Sorry, I'm just...

00:29:56.000 It's very hot in here, so I think it's...

00:29:58.000 I think we have atheism.

00:30:00.000 Why do you keep slipping?

00:30:01.000 Because this chair!

00:30:03.000 It's called wheels.

00:30:04.000 Atheism, are you there, kangaroo boy? 0.93

00:30:07.000 Hello, check, check.

00:30:08.000 I'll check that while you're in chat.

00:30:09.000 Hello, how are you?

00:30:11.000 Oh, I'm here.

00:30:12.000 You're here.

00:30:13.000 You're live.

00:30:13.000 This is it.

00:30:14.000 I'm in a nightmare.

00:30:15.000 I'm in a fever dream.

00:30:16.000 What's happening?

00:30:17.000 Everything's going to hell.

00:30:18.000 Well, is that what you think?

00:30:20.000 Do you think Trump's going to lose?

00:30:23.000 No, no.

00:30:23.000 I'm watching it, and we are learning about where people are dispersed in a state.

00:30:28.000 And it's one of the few times of the year I actually would care about people in Ohio or Pennsylvania or Michigan.

00:30:35.000 But it's not looking good for Uncle Joe Biden right now.

00:30:40.000 But it looks like Pennsylvania.

00:30:42.000 I mean, I'm glancing between different streams and trying to enjoy the meltdowns, but also, I don't know, it's still in the balance.

00:30:51.000 What are you guys thinking?

00:30:52.000 I think Trump's going to win in a landslide, and all his blue-collar votes are pouring in now.

00:30:57.000 You've got a weird history now.

00:30:59.000 You're like South African, British. 1.00

00:31:01.000 You're in Brazil sometimes.

00:31:03.000 You're in England.

00:31:04.000 How long did you live in America and where?

00:31:07.000 Unless that's a secret.

00:31:09.000 No, no.

00:31:10.000 Most of my life, all my life.

00:31:11.000 Born in New York, raised in L.A. Where in New York?

00:31:13.000 And so Upper West Side, West 71st Street, right next to where Rick Moranis just got knocked out, sucker punched. 0.96

00:31:20.000 Are you a Jew? 0.93

00:31:22.000 No.

00:31:24.000 Nope.

00:31:25.000 I am not.

00:31:29.000 I did go to school with a lot of Jewish people, which I didn't realize until long after the fact.

00:31:34.000 And I looked back and I went, oh yeah, I guess they were Jewish.

00:31:37.000 I went to school with some Jews.

00:31:39.000 But didn't you notice at Christmas things were all weird?

00:31:44.000 How so?

00:31:45.000 Well, like you're talking with Santa and presents, and they go, oh, yeah, we do Hanukkah.

00:31:49.000 It's really cool. 0.98

00:31:49.000 We get a gift every three days or some shit. 0.98

00:31:52.000 Yeah, I don't think my brain was up to speed at that point, but yeah, it was strange. 0.84

00:31:57.000 But I am from California, currently in Berlin, and I'm just watching red pour across this map.

00:32:04.000 And I don't know.

00:32:06.000 What's the last stand?

00:32:07.000 What's the Alamo here for Biden?

00:32:08.000 Pennsylvania?

00:32:09.000 What are we looking at?

00:32:10.000 Pennsylvania feels like the last stand.

00:32:12.000 Wisconsin, maybe?

00:32:13.000 I don't know.

00:32:14.000 Michigan is losing right now.

00:32:16.000 4% in.

00:32:17.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:32:18.000 But I mean, this is fucking 8.30. 0.99

00:32:21.000 At 4%. 0.99

00:32:22.000 You're our first guest.

00:32:23.000 Shouldn't you have a kangaroo head appear as our guest? 1.00

00:32:28.000 That would make sense.

00:32:29.000 Okay.

00:32:29.000 That'll do.

00:32:31.000 you know, I want to push this thing for Jews this Christmas. 0.97

00:32:34.000 Jews for Santa.

00:32:37.000 Santa is so far removed from Jesus Christ, it's like based on it's Germanic and some Nordic God and all this stuff. 0.94

00:32:44.000 Yeah, but you gotta understand, even the good Jews aren't down with Santa.

00:32:48.000 I mean, even like the David Horowitz Jews are not here for Christmas. 1.00

00:32:52.000 Yeah, but you have to understand, they're not really here for it.

00:32:56.000 I mean, he is Christmas, but he's all funny Christmas.

00:32:59.000 I know a lot of Jews in LA who do Santa.

00:33:03.000 No.

00:33:03.000 They do the treat.

00:33:04.000 Out of sheer fidelity and admiration, and my status as perhaps the world's last remaining unreconstructed Zionist, out of sheer admiration and affection and adoration for Israel, I will pretend to be respectful of Hanukkah and various other Jewish holidays.

00:33:22.000 But the Jews do not give the same sort of respect to Christian holidays.

00:33:27.000 They just don't, nor even to the now secularized symbols of Christmas, like St. Nicholas.

00:33:34.000 Doesn't happen.

00:33:34.000 How did you make an interview with me and Devon all about you?

00:33:38.000 I don't think it was about me.

00:33:40.000 That's impressive.

00:33:42.000 I don't think there's anything about me.

00:33:43.000 Ladies and gentlemen, breaking news from Florida's 21st district, one of the most watched districts in the country, because it's the president's home district, and also because the president's former head of voter engagement and the woman who won Florida for him,

00:34:00.000 Karen Giorno, was managing the candidate.

00:34:02.000 And we can confirm to you this evening, based on a result of 59% to 39%, there is now no way that Laura Luma can win her race. 0.75

00:34:11.000 We will not see...

00:34:14.000 We will not see a Congresswoman Laura Luma.

00:34:16.000 Back to you, Gavin.

00:34:18.000 That's unfortunate.

00:34:20.000 Okay, Gavin, if it comes around where Trump wins, how can we dampen what is to come?

00:34:28.000 How can we squash the violence and calm people down?

00:34:31.000 Like, is there anything that the president can do or the media?

00:34:36.000 I mean, or are we just what's coming is coming?

00:34:39.000 Yeah, I mean, have you seen any pictures of New York boarded up?

00:34:44.000 It's unbelievable.

00:34:45.000 All of Times Square is boarded up.

00:34:47.000 All of Fifth Avenue is boarded up.

00:34:50.000 You didn't see this at 9-11.

00:34:51.000 You didn't see this at any other time in America's history.

00:34:55.000 It is unbelievable.

00:34:56.000 It looks nothing like itself.

00:34:58.000 And in Soho, it's not just boarded up like a piece of plywood.

00:35:02.000 It's three floors.

00:35:04.000 Like you would need mountain climbing equipment to get up to where it isn't boarded up.

00:35:09.000 Not that, I guess they don't know that blacks have access to power drills. 0.97

00:35:13.000 I don't quite understand why you think a piece of plywood is magic.

00:35:16.000 But I think, here's my theory.

00:35:19.000 And Raheem, I'm kind of stealing this from Raheem Kassan.

00:35:22.000 I think Trump realized there's much hay to be made from these riots, and they were great for the campaign. 0.99

00:35:28.000 So he pulled back on law and order for a little bit, didn't let the National Guard go in, and let liberals fuck themselves. 0.99

00:35:37.000 Let the kids have Lucky Charms for dinner. 1.00

00:35:39.000 And then now we're waking up and the kids have stomach pains because they ate garbage all night.

00:35:45.000 And now he's going to impose law and order.

00:35:49.000 And you know what could be a key difference is we had a lot of riots in Seattle and Portland, but those are deeply blue states.

00:35:55.000 So it wasn't going to swing anything over there no matter what.

00:35:59.000 But the nation still saw that.

00:36:01.000 And also the riots in Philly a week into the election, that could not have been good for the Democrats.

00:36:07.000 No, it's a campaign commercial, right?

00:36:10.000 It says this is what you get.

00:36:11.000 And you also, Trump also shows them their reaction.

00:36:16.000 So instead of them going, whoa, I guess I was wrong.

00:36:19.000 That's a mess.

00:36:20.000 You have the Seattle mayor going, who knows?

00:36:23.000 Maybe it'll be the summer of love.

00:36:25.000 And you have Michelle Obama saying these are mostly peaceful.

00:36:28.000 And you have everyone else saying it's just property.

00:36:30.000 People are more important than property.

00:36:32.000 And I feel like that was Trump's way of saying, you see, this is what's really going on in their minds.

00:36:38.000 Let me ask you this question.

00:36:39.000 How many of the votes going to Trump are actually for Trump or just against the far left?

00:36:44.000 Oh, this has been quantified.

00:36:47.000 I saw it last night on the news.

00:36:48.000 It was like 84% of the people who vote for Trump are voting for Trump.

00:36:52.000 Something like 14% are voting because they hate Biden.

00:36:56.000 And the numbers are totally different.

00:36:59.000 Not reversed, but totally different on the other side.

00:37:01.000 It's something like 56% of the people who vote for Biden are just voting for him because he's not Trump.

00:37:08.000 And only about, I don't know, 18, 20% of them are voting for Biden because he's Biden.

00:37:14.000 No one likes Biden on either side.

00:37:17.000 I think it's even beyond that.

00:37:19.000 No one thinks about him.

00:37:20.000 He's like not even in our consciousness.

00:37:21.000 He's not relevant.

00:37:23.000 I mean, he's just kind of a figurehead or like just a mannequin that you throw in there.

00:37:28.000 Now, do you think that the regressive left will reset after this and already start salivating over the next cycle?

00:37:36.000 And I mean, can we look to AOC or somebody of that nature stepping in?

00:37:41.000 I don't know how this turned into you interviewing me, but I enjoy it.

00:37:47.000 I believe that if Biden wins, the entire country takes a 45-degree turn, and now AOC is not a freak.

00:37:54.000 Now the goon squad are totally reasonable politicians. 0.96

00:37:58.000 And yes, it's totally plausible for AOC to follow Biden, maybe even as a presidential candidate.

00:38:04.000 Conversely, if Trump wins, we set the course.

00:38:08.000 I mean, think of a giant ship turning 45 degrees.

00:38:11.000 Once it's four years at 45 degrees, AOC, you can't even see her on the horizon.

00:38:16.000 And the regressive left will never be able to have this kind of authority, possibly ever again. 0.97

00:38:25.000 Well, once the eight years are up for Trump, if that's how it turns out, then his cult of personality will die, and it'll be a reset, and it'll be sort of a totally new referendum on what people want.

00:38:37.000 But definitely from the left, putting up establishment, you know, sort of corporate Democrats up there, it doesn't seem to work.

00:38:44.000 I mean, they have a ton of name recognition, but they just don't excite anyone.

00:38:48.000 No.

00:38:48.000 And it's just not a winning formula.

00:38:50.000 If I may, as the inventor of Trump's cult of personality, it will never die.

00:38:55.000 Thanks very much.

00:38:56.000 But just to bring you some election results, Trump, with 88% Of the vote in Florida.

00:39:01.000 Trump's lead is widening.

00:39:03.000 It continues to widen in Florida.

00:39:05.000 50.8 against 48.3.

00:39:08.000 I mean, these do sound like fairly marginal and narrow, razor-thin things, but in Florida politics, they're not.

00:39:17.000 The numbers keep widening as more results come in.

00:39:20.000 In Florida, with 88% of the expected vote coming in, Trump has 50.8% of the vote and Biden just 48.3.

00:39:29.000 And the numbers continue to widen.

00:39:31.000 With 25% of the vote in in Georgia, which is another key state, Donald Trump is winning by 56.2%.

00:39:40.000 Michigan, Trump is also winning, with 8% of the vote in, so we can't take it too seriously yet.

00:39:45.000 Pennsylvania, Trump is getting completely shellacked, as they say, but on a single-digit return, so we can't take that too seriously at this point.

00:39:55.000 Yeah.

00:39:56.000 Also, to add to the Philly or the Philadelphia numbers, the cities have come in.

00:40:00.000 So Allentown and Philadelphia are already in.

00:40:03.000 And Pittsburgh.

00:40:04.000 And Pittsburgh went red, which is interesting.

00:40:07.000 And how is that going to reflect over the next few hours, do you think?

00:40:12.000 What's going to happen, do you think?

00:40:13.000 Yeah.

00:40:13.000 Well, I think the fun thing about this thing is it happens incrementally.

00:40:18.000 So it's sort of like aging. 0.99

00:40:20.000 You don't realize you're old until one day you look in the mirror and you're like, holy shit. 0.99

00:40:24.000 But yeah, it's interesting watching the hate watching. 0.98

00:40:28.000 The Young Turks' numbers are growing right now.

00:40:30.000 They might hit 100,000 viewers, but it's like 90% hate watchers at this point because they're just looking for the anger to take hold of them.

00:40:39.000 But look, guys, it's not over yet.

00:40:40.000 So before you celebrate, Gavin, have you made any bets?

00:40:43.000 If Biden does win this, are you going to get a tattoo or something?

00:40:46.000 I've made five major bets.

00:40:49.000 Anything humiliating?

00:40:51.000 No, they're all just Trump's going to win.

00:40:55.000 I take the people who buy my books and my donors very seriously.

00:40:59.000 And I'm also a bit strapped for cash at the moment.

00:41:01.000 So I did the only thing I considered responsible and sensible, which is that I put the entire balance of my checking account on a Trump victory this evening.

00:41:10.000 I'm looking forward to great successes and returns.

00:41:13.000 Maybe we could take Milo pauses when I do my interviews.

00:41:17.000 And then you can come back.

00:41:19.000 But then people might leave the live stream.

00:41:21.000 Well, I'm willing to risk that.

00:41:23.000 Yeah, I got a few, I'm not a big better, a few $100 bets.

00:41:26.000 I have a friend who has $5 $1,000 bets on it.

00:41:32.000 But I've got about, I don't know, $300 or $400 ones floating around.

00:41:36.000 What about you?

00:41:36.000 Did you bet on this?

00:41:38.000 I did not, but I mean, I'm sort of beyond disenfranchised at this point.

00:41:44.000 So I'm actually more concerned about the psychological state of the country moving forward because either way, whoever wins or loses, we're dealing with multiple millions of people who are distraught and wrecked.

00:41:56.000 And we need group therapy or trauma counseling or something because, like, I was talking to the friends earlier tonight.

00:42:03.000 I said, do you think someone's going to kill themselves tonight based off this?

00:42:08.000 Yeah, maybe.

00:42:08.000 I can see it happening.

00:42:09.000 I mean, half the country believes in the myth of racism. 0.98

00:42:14.000 And they believe that black people, every time they get into their car and go somewhere, are likely to be killed. 0.96

00:42:21.000 It's a total, what's the word? 0.99

00:42:25.000 Flip of the coin, throw the dice, roll the dice.

00:42:27.000 Well, toss up. 1.00

00:42:30.000 If you want to look at this one way, this is really the battle for reparations because Kamala Harris and Joe Biden are totally behind that project, and Trump is completely not behind it.

00:42:40.000 So we're talking about a lot of money, which is human energy on the line here.

00:42:45.000 This is a massive night in terms of history.

00:42:48.000 Yeah, I feel the same way.

00:42:50.000 This is a turning point.

00:42:51.000 It's unlike any other election.

00:42:52.000 But one thing I might disagree with you is you say, well, if Trump wins, blah, blah, blah, there'll be a reset in four years.

00:43:00.000 I don't know.

00:43:01.000 I think that he could drain the swamp to an irreparable point where the AOCs will never see the light of day again.

00:43:10.000 Well, I think he can just stall and let the left kill itself in its current civil war.

00:43:16.000 Right.

00:43:16.000 Because the left should be two parties.

00:43:19.000 I mean, it's a joke that it's one party.

00:43:21.000 And we know what happens when you split up a party.

00:43:23.000 The other party just remains dominant and beats it to death.

00:43:27.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:43:28.000 Well, we've seen so much infighting with these people at these rallies where BLM and Antifa are fighting and even Antifa and Antifa disagreeing about this shit and attacking each other. 1.00

00:43:39.000 They're just like rats. 1.00

00:43:40.000 You put them in a cage and the rats start eating the rats.

00:43:43.000 Gavin, I used to have a slight gambling problem back in the day when I was seeking for some adrenaline or meaning in my life.

00:43:50.000 And I like sports and it was exciting.

00:43:51.000 You mean after you abandoned God and left a huge void in your being?

00:43:56.000 No, I was a die-hard Christian, but there was no amendment that said thou shalt not gamble.

00:44:02.000 So I just assumed it was okay.

00:44:04.000 And I gambled, but somebody told me once, they said, you know what a gambler likes more than winning?

00:44:09.000 He said it's losing. 0.99

00:44:10.000 And it made me think, and then I realized, holy shit, that is true. 0.99

00:44:14.000 Because when you lose, you feel alive, and it's done its job. 0.98

00:44:17.000 And there's a certain shame cycle that goes on.

00:44:20.000 So my theory is that a lot of people on the left, a lot of the grifters, a lot of the propagandists, they want Trump to win.

00:44:27.000 They want this dude to be Voldemort because they make a lot of money.

00:44:31.000 So they got literally millions of reasons for them to root for Trump here.

00:44:35.000 Now, they're never going to say that, but I feel like that's really secretly what they're into. 1.00

00:44:40.000 Maybe they're just like some crazy bitch that wants to get slapped in the face. 1.00

00:44:44.000 Like this whole election is some nut, some crazy drunk chick who's like, what you gonna do, pussy? 1.00

00:44:50.000 You're gonna slap me, bitch? 1.00

00:44:52.000 You're gonna slap me? 1.00

00:44:53.000 You're gonna make me lose the election, you bitch. 1.00

00:44:55.000 You fucking bitch? 1.00

00:44:56.000 And we're just like, okay, here it comes, honey. 1.00

00:44:59.000 We assume, don't we?

00:45:00.000 What is the safe word for our country?

00:45:02.000 Don't we assume too much that the left, because they're frontline activists, are so outre and over the top and so insane, that that must be the psychology, that must be the praxis, that much, must be the pathology all the way to the top,

00:45:18.000 when quite clearly it isn't.

00:45:20.000 Obviously the left makes great hay with and makes and has a great advantage because its activists are willing to do anything and say anything and be anything. 1.00

00:45:29.000 They're completely fucking crackers. 0.99

00:45:31.000 But the people who run the Democrat Party and the people who are cutting the checks are not nuts. 1.00

00:45:35.000 Actually, they're quite terrifying.

00:45:37.000 Kamala Harris is smart? 1.00

00:45:39.000 Well they're quite, well no, Kamala Harris is not smart, but the people who...

00:45:42.000 I meant to say, sorry, Maxime Waters.

00:45:44.000 Kamalo.

00:45:45.000 No, I mean, many of these people, many of these elected officials are not smart, but the people who cut the checks and the people who actually make the decisions about the direction in which the Democrat Party heads are quite terrifyingly calm and brilliant.

00:45:56.000 And these people are not insane.

00:45:58.000 They actually simply want to tear down the foundations and the institutions of Western civilization.

00:46:02.000 They understand the way to do that is culturally through the family and heterosexuality and institutionally through the Catholic Church, universally.

00:46:11.000 So give me a name.

00:46:12.000 Well, I mean, it's from Soros all the way down, right?

00:46:14.000 So you've got the Tom Steyer, you've got, you know, all these big Democrat donors, but also the big theorists, you know, also the people who are sitting behind the candidates writing the speeches and thinking about the ideological hinterland of what they're up to. 0.96

00:46:26.000 These people are not stupid. 0.96

00:46:28.000 And those people who aren't stupid, you know, are populating all of our institutions. 1.00

00:46:32.000 So I think it's a mistake, isn't it, to kind of gloat over the fact that their activists are so mental. 0.99

00:46:38.000 When quite clearly...

00:46:39.000 They dominate so much of the narrative everywhere.

00:46:41.000 Well, only because we allow them to, and everything that we do is reactive rather than inventive.

00:46:46.000 And that's a failing of ours, well not mine, but yours, most of the conservative media, in not creating your own thing and rather instead reacting to the insanity, which is exactly what they want you to do and exactly how they make you ineffective and how they're new to you.

00:47:03.000 Devin, I'm sorry Milo stepped all over your interview.

00:47:06.000 We're out of time.

00:47:09.000 Well, I enjoyed Milo's voice, voice of reason, very fancy sounding.

00:47:15.000 Yeah, I appreciate it.

00:47:16.000 I enjoyed you, darling.

00:47:18.000 I liked you too.

00:47:18.000 Where do you live?

00:47:19.000 Are you in Brazil now?

00:47:21.000 No, I'm in Berlin.

00:47:22.000 I'm over in Berlin.

00:47:23.000 We're in lockdown.

00:47:24.000 Corona is spiking over here. 0.99

00:47:25.000 Germany is doing better than its neighbors, but they take it pretty serious, and they're shutting shit down for November. 1.00

00:47:31.000 That's so gay. 1.00

00:47:32.000 But, yeah, basically. 0.97

00:47:35.000 But here's what I'm thinking.

00:47:36.000 I speak no German.

00:47:38.000 I point at food items, and it's very primitive.

00:47:42.000 I will say this.

00:47:44.000 If it turns out that Trump wins this, I think we're really going to need to lean on Joe Biden to use his, I don't know, whatever political savvy he has to give a concession speech that calms the raging inferno of anger that will be out there.

00:48:00.000 Because, and I really mean that.

00:48:02.000 I really think that he's not going to be able to do that.

00:48:03.000 Well, that's not happening.

00:48:04.000 I'll just tell you right now.

00:48:06.000 Well, first of all, if it turns out that Trump loses, he's not going to give a concession speech that's going to reflect that at all.

00:48:13.000 But Biden at least has a chance.

00:48:14.000 He might do the right thing and try to be reasonable.

00:48:17.000 The opposite is true.

00:48:18.000 He's not going to.

00:48:19.000 Wait a minute. 1.00

00:48:19.000 You think Biden's going to pour fuel on the fire and be like, fuck this? 1.00

00:48:23.000 No, I don't think that's a good question. 1.00

00:48:24.000 It's totally inept. 0.97

00:48:25.000 I think he'll say nothing. 0.99

00:48:27.000 He'll just say, we're going to do this.

00:48:29.000 Yeah.

00:48:30.000 You're putting way too much stock in the impact of concession speeches by candidates. 0.93

00:48:35.000 What will fuel the riots is who has been paid to show up in New York and start smashing shit up? 0.93

00:48:42.000 Where there are brick pallets showing up on street crosses. 0.92

00:48:45.000 That's what will determine whether there are riots, not what Biden says.

00:48:49.000 This has all been planned already.

00:48:50.000 This has all been paid for already.

00:48:52.000 Do you think for the slightest second that Antifa is going to not riot because Joe Biden gives a concessionary and peacenick speech?

00:49:01.000 Like, grow up.

00:49:02.000 Like, what are you talking about?

00:49:03.000 Like, get with the program.

00:49:04.000 Like, join the 21st century.

00:49:08.000 Like, open your eyes. 1.00

00:49:09.000 Shit will happen if it has been planned and paid for. 0.99

00:49:13.000 There's got nothing to do with anything Joe Biden says. 1.00

00:49:17.000 Hold on. 1.00

00:49:17.000 Milo, you're being a moron. 1.00

00:49:19.000 Just shut up and listen. 1.00

00:49:20.000 I didn't say his speech would just stop all rioting. 0.98

00:49:24.000 Obviously, Antifa is going to do what they're going to do because the precedent has been set.

00:49:27.000 I mean, if they need half of an excuse, they're going to be out there rioting.

00:49:30.000 I'm saying his speech could set the tone and at least send a message to some people.

00:49:35.000 There will be people listening to that, and it would be important.

00:49:38.000 What are you talking about?

00:49:38.000 I mean, the same people who determine what Biden is going to go say are the people who fund Antifa.

00:49:44.000 What are you talking about?

00:49:45.000 These are the same people.

00:49:46.000 You're both right.

00:49:47.000 You're both right.

00:49:48.000 No, but we're not right.

00:49:49.000 You're both right.

00:49:49.000 He's like, Down Ferb.

00:49:51.000 He just wants to talk about Soros and bricks and just conspiracy.

00:49:54.000 Come on, man.

00:49:55.000 Come on, man.

00:49:56.000 Come on.

00:49:56.000 Come on, man.

00:49:57.000 With breeze blocks showing up in New York and on Madison Avenue, you don't think this stuff is pre-planned and organized by somebody?

00:50:05.000 There will be riots.

00:50:06.000 Come on.

00:50:07.000 There we go.

00:50:08.000 No one said there's not going to be riots.

00:50:10.000 It's how big of the riot?

00:50:11.000 Like, how big of a riot is it going to be?

00:50:13.000 Give me a break.

00:50:15.000 I thought this guy was.

00:50:16.000 I've listened to him for years.

00:50:17.000 I thought he was wonderful.

00:50:19.000 Oh, you've disappointed me.

00:50:20.000 But did you hear what he just said, Milo, while you're ranting?

00:50:22.000 He said the question is, how big will the riots be?

00:50:28.000 I think he has some pre-existing conditions coming in here.

00:50:31.000 Calm down, Milo.

00:50:32.000 You're going to be okay.

00:50:33.000 Okay, we got to go.

00:50:34.000 Devin, thanks for your fighting and your insight.

00:50:36.000 We're going to go check on the total.

00:50:38.000 Thank you.

00:50:39.000 Gavin, that was awful, and I'm now officially homophobic.

00:50:41.000 Bye.

00:50:42.000 Bye.

00:50:45.000 How are we doing?

00:50:46.000 Let's go to Fox News with Milo in the foreground.

00:50:50.000 Well, I haven't been checking Fox.

00:50:52.000 You've got to give me a minute.

00:50:53.000 Okay, well, then let's let Fox check Fox.

00:50:55.000 What I can do is give you an update.

00:50:57.000 No, let's look at this.

00:50:59.000 Because when you just say it, people are spoiled with graphics.

00:51:03.000 We're not sitting here with little crib notes.

00:51:05.000 Okay, or you can not be.

00:51:08.000 Okay, whatever.

00:51:08.000 And the only way this is going to work is when you have an update, you send it to Ryan so he can put it behind you.

00:51:12.000 I got this.

00:51:15.000 Well, maybe we should have figured this out before we went live, but do you want to just figure out how to get it?

00:51:19.000 Because the guy who showed up at 7.59.

00:51:21.000 Excuse me.

00:51:22.000 Sorry, that's my wine.

00:51:23.000 Excuse me.

00:51:23.000 I don't see how what time I show up determines whether or not there should have been a mic on the table.

00:51:29.000 Is the TriCast already working?

00:51:32.000 Whether there's numbers in the bottom.

00:51:33.000 No, no, no.

00:51:34.000 Just show the commercial.

00:51:35.000 We have the number.

00:51:36.000 He'll be on top of the commercial.

00:51:38.000 Fox News is reporting that 91 of the Electoral College votes are currently going to Joe Biden.

00:51:45.000 That's only a very small increase based on Politico and the New York Times.

00:51:49.000 But Fox News is also reporting that 73 of them are going for Trump.

00:51:53.000 And in Battleground States, the story is the same.

00:51:56.000 Things are turning in favor of the God Emperor, but it is Still, I'm afraid, far too early to call anything.

00:52:03.000 I will be back with you shortly with some interesting individual congressional races, but I'll just pause to note that Marjorie Taylor Greene, who has been maligned and lied about by the press as the QAnon far-right candidate, I met her. 0.74

00:52:18.000 She's fabulous.

00:52:19.000 She, of course, has sailed to victory with over 80% of the vote.

00:52:22.000 She's going to be a great addition to Congress. 1.00

00:52:24.000 So those people mourning Laura Luma's result in Florida 21 can at least be grateful that Marjorie Taylor Greene will be in Congress.

00:52:33.000 So it's looking pretty good for the Senate and pretty bad for the House.

00:52:37.000 Is that what I'm seeing?

00:52:38.000 Can you go back to the Fox screen?

00:52:43.000 Get the censored TV logo out of there. 0.99

00:52:45.000 It's covering up the fucking words. 0.99

00:52:47.000 President, 9173. 1.00

00:52:49.000 That's terrible.

00:52:52.000 Senate.

00:52:53.000 So meaningless at this point, 42.35.

00:52:56.000 At this early stage in voting, including the early 730s, Hillary Clinton was way ahead of Trump by numbers much worse than this. 0.70

00:53:04.000 So the important thing to bear in mind based on 2016 is that Hillary was winning by a lot more than this at this incredibly early stage in voting.

00:53:13.000 So the numbers you're seeing in front of your screen really are tremendously meaningless, especially when you factor in the important battleground states that don't form part of this calculus so far in which Trump is winning, such as Florida.

00:53:25.000 Okay.

00:53:27.000 Okay.

00:53:28.000 Okay.

00:53:29.000 Okay.

00:53:30.000 I love it.

00:53:31.000 I love it.

00:53:32.000 I love it.

00:53:34.000 Yeah, I'm not going to do regular news.

00:53:36.000 Here's a funny thing I would just, a little list I put together.

00:53:38.000 I sent you this separately, Ryan, didn't I? 0.99

00:53:40.000 Oh, fuck, I hope I did. 0.99

00:53:42.000 Yeah, it was 10 Republicans getting attacked. 1.00

00:53:44.000 Now, a lot of these lists, they say they attacked, like the, like when I did my talk in Manhattan and they attacked the venue, the Manhattan Republican Club.

00:53:54.000 But this list I put together is actual physical attacks, punches in the face, not threats, not your property destroyed.

00:54:02.000 This is physical threats.

00:54:05.000 Ready?

00:54:06.000 One and two, Anderson and Meekland.

00:54:09.000 And the reason I bring this up is because we're always called violent.

00:54:12.000 Proud boys are violent.

00:54:13.000 The right is violent.

00:54:14.000 But you don't have these kind of lists with Democrats.

00:54:17.000 You don't have these kind of lists with DNC politicians.

00:54:19.000 They tend not to get punched in the face and assaulted on a regular basis.

00:54:24.000 But we do. 1.00

00:54:26.000 And it's strange that the left can simultaneously be so unbelievably violent and at the same time bitch about how fucking violent we are. 0.98

00:54:36.000 Like the fact that what if the Proud Boys riot was the number one concern of the media for the past week after five months of Antifa riding will never cease to blow my mind. 0.99

00:54:48.000 Contact me, get in a time machine right now, find me at my old age home at 77, and I will say that one thing I never quite got is how those fuckers got away with being so violent while calling other people violent. 0.97

00:55:01.000 So anyway, State Representative Sarah Anderson of Plymouth and first-time candidate Shane Meekland of Becker. 0.98

00:55:10.000 So the first one, Sarah Anderson of Plymouth, said she confronted a man for kicking her campaign sign when he charged at her.

00:55:18.000 First-time candidate Shane Meekland of Becker said he suffered a concussion after a man punched him in the face at a Benton County restaurant.

00:55:26.000 Now, I think that was the same guy both time, which is both times, which is why they're amalgamated into one and two.

00:55:34.000 Scroll down a bit, because sometimes they have a punchable face, and it's hard to be sympathetic.

00:55:41.000 Number three, Dr. Shiva.

00:55:45.000 So he was talking on his loudspeaker.

00:55:48.000 This, by the way, this man is behind one of the most embarrassing moments in America's history when he had a free speech rally and 10,000 Bostonians marched through the streets singing, no hate in our town.

00:56:02.000 There we go.

00:56:03.000 Smashed his teeth in.

00:56:05.000 Whoops. 0.68

00:56:08.000 Who's a racist?

00:56:10.000 Whoans are racist? 1.00

00:56:11.000 Such a gay insult. 1.00

00:56:13.000 Racist. 1.00

00:56:15.000 So what if someone is racist?

00:56:16.000 Who cares?

00:56:20.000 That's racism right there. 1.00

00:56:22.000 Non-whites are the most racist people I've ever met. 1.00

00:56:26.000 That's number three. 1.00

00:56:27.000 Number four, Rand Paul.

00:56:29.000 I put him in here just as one, but he was attacked twice. 0.96

00:56:33.000 His neighbor beat the shit out of him, jumped him. 0.98

00:56:36.000 They were both doing lawn care. 0.99

00:56:38.000 His neighbor ran at him and started pounding him, and Rand Paul couldn't see it coming because he had his big headphones on.

00:56:43.000 You know how boomers love their podcasts?

00:56:47.000 They're true crime podcasts, when they're weeding?

00:56:51.000 And then later, when he was leaving the White House, now this was Antifa attacking everyone who left the White House. 0.99

00:56:57.000 I think a lot of politicians are naive about how violent everything is, which is why we get so much shit. 0.99

00:57:02.000 Because they go, you advocated for violence. 1.00

00:57:04.000 And I go, no, no, no, no, we're in violence.

00:57:07.000 Violence has already happened. 0.98

00:57:08.000 Milo got fucking, oh, we'll get to that in a second. 0.98

00:57:11.000 But we go outside and there's violence everywhere we go. 0.99

00:57:15.000 So all I ever did say was fight back.

00:57:17.000 I think you live in such a bubble that you don't realize how violent it is out there.

00:57:22.000 Like in D.C., if you're Rand Paul, you can't walk around.

00:57:26.000 If you're James O'Keefe, me, Milo, we have to watch our backs when we go downtown.

00:57:30.000 It's a major issue.

00:57:31.000 And I think all these politicians were just naively coming back after a nice luncheon, going, everything's going to be fine.

00:57:37.000 You know, I talked to James O'Keefe about this once, and he went to some billionaire thing in Montana to do a speech.

00:57:42.000 And he was talking about the civil war we're in and how people are dying and it's chaos and there's five months of fires.

00:57:47.000 And all the billionaires were like, can you tone it down a little bit here?

00:57:52.000 We had you here to talk about, you know, conservative values and stuff and catching people doing wrong.

00:57:58.000 But all this revolution talk.

00:58:00.000 And he goes, that's where we are, folks.

00:58:02.000 I don't know if you've ever been outside.

00:58:04.000 But so that's the second one in number four.

00:58:06.000 There's two links in number four with Rand Paul.

00:58:10.000 You've had about an hour to get to the second one.

00:58:12.000 Yeah, Senator Rand Paul says he was attacked by an angry mom after leaving the White House.

00:58:16.000 Like, what did these people think is going to happen?

00:58:18.000 That's my point in a nutshell.

00:58:20.000 When these people left this luncheon, they're all well-known politicians. 0.99

00:58:23.000 They're walking through fucking D.C. Go back and play the video, dinkwad. 0.99

00:58:34.000 What's the clicks I'm hearing? 0.99

00:58:36.000 Is it loading?

00:58:37.000 What's going on?

00:58:39.000 It's not loading.

00:58:41.000 Okay.

00:58:42.000 I'll just pop.

00:58:43.000 And to say, while the technical snafus are being resolved, which is common to all national networks this year, in this election, it's very heavily contested and a lot of data floating around.

00:58:54.000 Just to say, which I did just send to Ryan, and hopefully he'll be able to produce in a moment, Florida, Georgia, North Carolina.

00:59:01.000 These are three places the whole country is watching.

00:59:04.000 And what does the New York Times have to say about these places?

00:59:08.000 Florida is a swing to Trump of plus three.

00:59:12.000 Georgia, plus three.

00:59:14.000 North Carolina, plus 1.3.

00:59:16.000 And the New York Times assesses that this evening there is an over 95% chance that Trump has won Florida.

00:59:24.000 Over an 82% chance that Trump has won Georgia.

00:59:28.000 And over 79% chance...

00:59:30.000 Ryan, why are you pulling up what he sent you?

00:59:32.000 I texted it to him about five minutes ago, but whatever.

00:59:37.000 There's an 82% chance that Trump has won Georgia, and a 79% chance that Trump has won North Carolina, which the New York Times in its typical ginger fashion suggests that it is merely leaning Trump.

00:59:53.000 The New York Times, of course, you will recall, still reeling from its embarrassment at predicting last election in 2016 over 95% likelihood that Hillary Clinton would win.

01:00:06.000 Already, this early, with barely any of the results in, the New York Times is conceding major battleground states.

01:00:13.000 So I'm sorry, I only got Georgia 82, North Carolina 79.

01:00:16.000 What was Florida?

01:00:17.000 Well, if it were behind me, I'd be able to point to the speedometer, odometer style graphs the New York Times has produced.

01:00:26.000 But I'll tell you again, with 91% reported in Florida, there is a swing to Trump of plus three, and the win probability is very likely Trump, over 95% likely.

01:00:40.000 No, that's not it.

01:00:42.000 Over 95% likely that Donald Trump will win Florida, according to the New York Times.

01:00:46.000 82% likely that Trump will win Georgia, according to the New York Times.

01:00:51.000 And 79% likely that Trump will win North Carolina, according to the New York Times.

01:00:59.000 Can you email things to Ryan in the future?

01:01:02.000 The messages just appear on his phone, and they don't appear on his computer. 0.99

01:01:05.000 Because he's a fucking retard who doesn't know how to use iMessage on a computer. 1.00

01:01:08.000 Well, his computer is registered to my name, so it's my iMessage. 0.99

01:01:11.000 Would you like me to send it to you?

01:01:13.000 No.

01:01:13.000 Just email it to him next time.

01:01:15.000 It's this level of watchfish following the market.

01:01:17.000 You are paying your TV dealing with prototypes inside the White House, and now they want an investigation.

01:01:25.000 Senator Paul and his wife said they thought they were going to be overrun by mail.

01:01:31.000 Senator Paul said that they were in a hotel that was just 50 yards away from the property.

01:01:36.000 President Trump says that he wants to give those police officers you see in this video a medal.

01:01:41.000 And Senator Paul says he wants to be there for that ceremony.

01:01:44.000 It was absolutely a very good thing.

01:01:47.000 Now, in this list, I didn't include Tucker Carlson.

01:01:50.000 That was a horrific attack.

01:01:52.000 His wife had to lock herself in the pantry. 1.00

01:01:54.000 But there was no actual physical harm to a human being besides the obvious trauma that his family went through.

01:02:00.000 I'm just doing actual physical harm here.

01:02:03.000 Number three.

01:02:04.000 Sorry, number five.

01:02:05.000 Here's the Tucker.

01:02:07.000 So to restate, the caravan is in fact what the caravan.

01:02:12.000 Okay, that's enough, Ryan.

01:02:13.000 Please.

01:02:14.000 Number five, I did U.S. Majority Whip Steve Scalise.

01:02:19.000 Now, there was three others, but I didn't count them because they were tangentially, you know, related to the Republicans and not actual politicians, I believe.

01:02:30.000 Should make sure of that.

01:02:32.000 Wave of new results coming in, ladies and gentlemen.

01:02:35.000 Did you know the politico?

01:02:37.000 And well, we are breaking news right now, so you'll be able to see those kind of graphs.

01:02:41.000 I'm sure you've got many different sorts of tabs open as we speak.

01:02:49.000 Our value is, of course, not in graphics, but instead rather in offering you commentary.

01:02:54.000 And so the New York Times is now awarding Joe Biden 119 of the electoral votes necessary and 94 for Trump.

01:03:02.000 But it's worth pointing out that very few of these are in states where anybody expected big changes.

01:03:09.000 Politico is saying 122 for Biden, 94 for Trump.

01:03:13.000 You will notice over the course of this evening, just as in 2016, a reluctance on the part of major media organizations, the broadcast news, the network news, and newspapers like the Washington Post and the New York Times, you'll notice a reluctance on their part to award Trump states that have basically been called until much later in the evening.

01:03:35.000 Now, the polls aren't any longer open, I think, in the vast majority of the country.

01:03:40.000 It's 9.04 now, so pretty much everywhere is closed.

01:03:44.000 However, these major legacy media organizations are still dragging their feet awarding Trump things that the campaign says they know they have in the bag, not least of which, of course, is Florida.

01:04:01.000 Wow.

01:04:05.000 So the thing that confuses me is why would left-wing media sources want to lie and make Trump look bad when it couldn't possibly influence the election this late in the game?

01:04:15.000 Well, because of course it can.

01:04:17.000 We're in an unprecedented electoral situation right now where in many critical battleground states, including Pennsylvania, the Supreme Court of those states, in some cases the Attorney Generals, are all fighting to allow mail-in ballots to be allowed and to be counted in the final results long after Election Day.

01:04:37.000 So what we're looking at tonight is an attempt at voter suppression, even though the physical polls may have closed.

01:04:44.000 Why?

01:04:44.000 Because a lot of people are going to go to bed tonight making their mind up about who they'll vote for based on what they're seeing.

01:04:50.000 And with Joe Biden ahead in the New York Times by almost 30 electoral votes, despite the fact that out there in the real country, you've got states like Florida Still not called for Trump, even though 90% of the votes are in, then it's quite clearly going to go for the president.

01:05:08.000 Those media organizations are still reluctant to admit this fact, partly because they don't want Trump edging ahead of Biden just for the sheer optics of it this early in the evening, but also because unprecedented in this election, this year, is the mail-in ballot factor.

01:05:26.000 And the mail-in ballot factor is what a lot of Republican voters fear may falsely and egregiously and fraudulently swing the election back to Biden over the coming couple of weeks.

01:05:40.000 And if a lot of attorney generals and activist judges on state Supreme Courts get their wishes, we're going to see various battleground states fight tooth and nail to overturn the results that we have tonight based on magical,

01:05:56.000 gigantic vote caches suddenly appearing, all of whom appear to be in favor of Joe Biden.

01:06:03.000 That doesn't answer my question, though.

01:06:04.000 Well, the reason, yes, it does, for the reason I've explained twice already, but I'll try to say it a third time and see if you can get it this time.

01:06:11.000 When you say that someone is in the lead who is actually just level, it influences how people might vote.

01:06:19.000 So even if they...

01:06:20.000 They're done voting.

01:06:21.000 No, they aren't.

01:06:22.000 Because in many of these key battleground states, mail-in votes might be accepted many days after, even they've been postmarked today.

01:06:33.000 That's what some of these battleground states are fighting for, which are run by Democrat attorneys generally. 0.96

01:06:38.000 They have to be postmarked today.

01:06:40.000 Okay, so maybe they do.

01:06:43.000 Maybe that postmark is now.

01:06:45.000 And if that postmark is now at 9.06 p.m., when the New York Times is reporting that Joe Biden is 30 points ahead of Trump, the New York Times is suppressing the votes, the people who might otherwise have voted for Trump.

01:06:57.000 But if you're a Biden person and you were going to vote for Biden and you saw he's so far in the lead, you might just go, okay, well, we got this.

01:07:02.000 That's not how elections work.

01:07:03.000 And in addition to that fact, there's also a sort of begrudging element to this.

01:07:09.000 If you recall how long it took for some of those key states to be announced in 2016, you weren't there, of course, because you weren't invited, but I was at the victory party at the Hilton in New York when states like Florida, which determined the election last year, were declared much later than they might ordinarily have been.

01:07:27.000 Later than they had been in previous elections.

01:07:30.000 Why?

01:07:30.000 Because ABC, NBC, CBS, The New York Times, all these outlets knew that by admitting that Trump had won Florida and various other critical states, that he'd won that incredible crescent up there in Michigan,

01:07:46.000 that that handed him the presidency.

01:07:49.000 And it wasn't until 10, 11, 12 o'clock, somewhat later than most people in most newsrooms and much later than most producers on major news shows knew that it was already over.

01:08:01.000 It wasn't until almost two hours after that that finally the news networks called it.

01:08:06.000 And that's the reason that some of these places are reluctant to give Trump the victories that he's in fact achieved.

01:08:13.000 One, it's mere begrudging hatred.

01:08:17.000 And two, with all of the mail-in votes, thanks to COVID and all the rest of it, there's a significant benefit to suppressing the vote by giving the impression that Biden's winning for as long as it's physically possible.

01:08:30.000 Every media...

01:08:30.000 You don't understand that, though.

01:08:32.000 Because people who haven't voted yet.

01:08:34.000 Everyone's voted.

01:08:34.000 You just said it's 9 o'clock.

01:08:35.000 It's over.

01:08:37.000 There are people who will post their ballots tomorrow.

01:08:41.000 Well, then you should scare those people and make it look like Trump's winning.

01:08:44.000 There are people who will post their ballots tomorrow.

01:08:46.000 Yeah, but that's not how elections work.

01:08:47.000 What happens is that people tend to get behind the guy that looks like he's winning.

01:08:52.000 That is how every attempt at vote suppression in the history of elections has worked.

01:08:58.000 And we're not talking about something that's like a custom that was overturned by Trump.

01:09:02.000 The fact is that people want to get behind winners.

01:09:05.000 And if somebody was scared about a Trump victory, they voted a week ago already.

01:09:09.000 But if somebody is on the fence or not sure, those are the kind of voters who can be swayed to get behind the guy that's not going to be able to do it.

01:09:16.000 What are we talking about?

01:09:17.000 At 9 o'clock on the day of...

01:09:20.000 Well, 200 million people in America haven't voted yet.

01:09:23.000 Ooh, slam dunk.

01:09:25.000 Can we get Copper Cab on the line?

01:09:28.000 We can try, yes.

01:09:30.000 He told me I can call him any time tonight.

01:09:33.000 Just to bear in mind, and I know a lot more people have voted than this, but the confirmed results at the moment in a country of 330 million people only amount to 40 million.

01:09:42.000 And there is a...

01:09:43.000 I saw about 130 million people vote every year.

01:09:46.000 Well, I'm saying so far what has come in, right?

01:09:50.000 If 130 million people in this country vote every year, that means 200 million don't.

01:09:55.000 Is it worth taking the chance of voter suppression, getting those people who would not normally vote to swing behind Biden, mail it tomorrow on the basis that some Democrat attorney general might be able to convince their state Supreme Court to accept the votes,

01:10:11.000 which they probably will do.

01:10:13.000 And they'll probably be successful in that endeavor.

01:10:15.000 Is it worth suppressing the Trump victory as long as possible tonight?

01:10:19.000 Yes, of course it is.

01:10:20.000 And that's why every media organization is doing it.

01:10:24.000 He kind of talks like it's like in Britain, you know, that thing where they have the Speaker of the House where one side talks first and the honorable lady will, and then they do like they say something at Thatcher or whatever.

01:10:36.000 And then she comes back on and then they have their thing.

01:10:39.000 He has the same sort of like slam dunk thing at the end when he sits down.

01:10:44.000 Have you ever slept in part of this?

01:10:48.000 And then sit down.

01:10:48.000 I think the honorable lady will understand that we're living in a time where that's no longer possible.

01:10:53.000 Right.

01:10:53.000 It's like he knows where he's going to stop talking.

01:10:55.000 I never do.

01:10:56.000 Nailed it.

01:10:58.000 I know when I'm done talking when I get the words to it.

01:11:00.000 I think it's called being correct and knowing you're correct.

01:11:04.000 I think it's called a nine-hour answer.

01:11:06.000 I still don't really understand.

01:11:08.000 I was like starting to think about my laundry about a third of the way through.

01:11:11.000 I'm not responsible for your lack of education.

01:11:14.000 Yeah, you are, actually.

01:11:15.000 If your audience is drifting.

01:11:18.000 I am not.

01:11:18.000 Well, I don't think they are.

01:11:19.000 I think it's just you. 1.00

01:11:22.000 I think that you do a great disservice to your audience in assuming that they are as dumb as you. 1.00

01:11:30.000 As bored. 1.00

01:11:31.000 As bored.

01:11:32.000 He's ready at, it's eight for him now.

01:11:35.000 He's ready at nine.

01:11:36.000 Why?

01:11:37.000 So he's an hour behind.

01:11:38.000 Who is that?

01:11:38.000 What does that mean, ready?

01:11:39.000 Cupperkeb. 0.68

01:11:40.000 What's a ready?

01:11:41.000 Copper cab.

01:11:42.000 Cupperkeb. 1.00

01:11:42.000 He better have a hell of a fucking set. 1.00

01:11:44.000 So he's ready at our 10, I guess. 0.98

01:11:47.000 I'd like to pay tribute to you for the extraordinary act of Christian charity and generosity by hiring you?

01:11:53.000 And giving you not money?

01:11:55.000 Not me, and certainly not infinite, but in reviving Copper Cab's career, because he was one of the most iconic internet phenomena of my naissance on the internet.

01:12:08.000 And I just want to pay tribute to you and thank you for that.

01:12:10.000 You're welcome.

01:12:13.000 Let's just dip back into our list because it's the only thing we'll be able to pursue here as far as breaking news.

01:12:21.000 Sorry, as far as covering news stories.

01:12:25.000 So Scalise was five plus three.

01:12:27.000 Go back to that NBC News link I sent you.

01:12:30.000 Who are the other three?

01:12:35.000 And he had asked, by the way, the shooter had said, is this Republicans or Democrats playing?

01:12:39.000 So it was Rep Don...

01:12:41.000 Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop.

01:12:42.000 GOP lawmaker said Wednesday alleged government government.

01:12:46.000 So rep Don Santis told Cena a man came up to him and blah, blah, blah.

01:12:51.000 We both agreed the individual came up to us was Republicans or Democrats.

01:12:53.000 We got that.

01:12:54.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:12:54.000 Go down.

01:12:56.000 Man approached him.

01:12:58.000 Boring, boring, boring.

01:13:00.000 Keep going.

01:13:03.000 This isn't good.

01:13:04.000 I want to find the names of the other three who were shot.

01:13:08.000 Or were they shot?

01:13:09.000 Yes, they were.

01:13:12.000 Go back, stop.

01:13:13.000 He was among five people.

01:13:17.000 Keep going.

01:13:18.000 Left the field.

01:13:22.000 You're going to have to do wiki on the Scully's shooting.

01:13:26.000 But let me jump ahead while Ryan digs that up.

01:13:29.000 Davidson is number six.

01:13:30.000 Kristen Davison, female campaign manager for Nevada GOP, Guber National nominee Adam Laxalt.

01:13:36.000 So a Democratic operative for American Bridge 21st Century, a group founded by David Brock and funded by liberal billionaire George Soros, which you're not allowed to say on Fox, was arrested Tuesday after the female campaign manager for Nevada GOP,

01:13:52.000 Goober National, nominee Adam Laxalt, accused the operative of grabbing and yanking her arm and refusing to let go.

01:14:01.000 This guy comes up.

01:14:02.000 Remember at the beginning I said Anderson and Meeklund were together because there was the same guy?

01:14:06.000 I think they were only together because it was the same week.

01:14:09.000 This is a guy who works for some Soros company.

01:14:11.000 He attacked this Kristen Davidson chick and California congressional candidate Rudy Peters.

01:14:21.000 He's on a tear, this guy.

01:14:26.000 Eric Salwell's Republican challenger narrowly escapes stabbing attempt, suspect in custody.

01:14:33.000 There he is.

01:14:34.000 Yeah, okay, that's not the same guy.

01:14:36.000 Sorry.

01:14:38.000 The first guy I just showed you, the Soros guy, he comes up twice.

01:14:41.000 I should have done a tiny bit more homework before I presented this.

01:14:45.000 Wait, go up a bit?

01:14:47.000 Yeah, Wilfred Michael Stark.

01:14:49.000 This guy has attacked several Republicans.

01:14:54.000 And it's funded by George Soros, which I think means they probably pay his legal bills.

01:15:00.000 So let's Wikipedia Steve Scalise.

01:15:06.000 Because I have a feeling I was wrong, and those plus three are Republican politicians, which would bring our total weight up.

01:15:17.000 While that's in progress, just an update.

01:15:20.000 All right, go back up.

01:15:21.000 It's at the top.

01:15:23.000 Go back up to the top.

01:15:25.000 Hold on, Miles.

01:15:26.000 That's all right.

01:15:28.000 So, June 14th, practice session.

01:15:31.000 James Hosgin shot.

01:15:32.000 U.S. majority of Steve Scalise, yes.

01:15:34.000 U.S. Capitol Police Officer.

01:15:36.000 Yep, not counting that.

01:15:38.000 Congressional aide Zach Barth.

01:15:41.000 Should we count that as a Republican politician?

01:15:45.000 And lobbyist Matt Mika?

01:15:48.000 No.

01:15:49.000 No, we're not counting those.

01:15:50.000 I want to do politicians.

01:15:53.000 So yeah, that leaves us with five.

01:15:56.000 Kristen Davis, and we already did her.

01:15:57.000 And then there's Peters.

01:15:58.000 Let me just finish Peters and then you can jump on.

01:16:01.000 California man Farzad Fazelli was arrested Tuesday for allegedly trying to stab a congressional candidate at a fair on Sunday.

01:16:08.000 Police said local media identified the candidate as Republican Rudy Peters, who was challenging Democratic rep Eric Sabella in November.

01:16:15.000 I'm suspicious of these psychos too. 0.86

01:16:18.000 I'm suspicious they're funded assassins. 0.87

01:16:20.000 Which among us, which among us, who in our great nation has not fantasized about stabbing a congressional candidate?

01:16:28.000 I can't say that I belong to that group.

01:16:31.000 I don't know anybody who has.

01:16:33.000 Yes, but the thing is, we secretly fantasize it.

01:16:35.000 They pay people to do it.

01:16:37.000 Well, I think plenty of it goes on on both sides.

01:16:39.000 Peter's update on the Senate.

01:16:42.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:16:43.000 So provide me with a list of Democratic politicians who have been stabbed, attacked, shot, strangled.

01:16:49.000 Just name one.

01:16:51.000 If it goes on on both sides.

01:16:53.000 Martin Luther King, JFK.

01:16:56.000 So we're going pretty far back.

01:16:58.000 Nothing since.

01:17:00.000 Peter survived serious injury thanks to a malfunctioning switchblade.

01:17:05.000 The Almeida County Sheriff's Office said Tuesday.

01:17:07.000 The attempted stabbing was preceded by Fazelle making disparaging remarks about the Republican Party, according to the Sheriff's Office.

01:17:15.000 Okay, Milo, take it away.

01:17:19.000 Well, just a quick update, ladies and gentlemen, on the Senate and the House.

01:17:24.000 And that update is to say, not much of an update.

01:17:27.000 Not much has happened in terms of swings, gains, all those other kinds of vaguely sexual terms you'll hear this evening.

01:17:37.000 43 Democrats and 37 Republicans have secured their Senate seat.

01:17:41.000 Only a net plus one for the Democrats tonight.

01:17:45.000 Way too early to say what's going on there because so many of the Republican races haven't been called yet.

01:17:51.000 So we can't really say anything meaningful about that.

01:17:54.000 In the House, 39 Democrats have been called and 56 Republicans.

01:17:57.000 The Republicans do lead, but again, There's no clear winner in terms of games or what might turn into the eventual control of those houses.

01:18:09.000 A lot of interesting individual races for Senate and for Congress, not all of them, of course, up this year, but some interesting things going on.

01:18:19.000 Now, in most of the estimates that I'm seeing online, Joe Biden is beginning to widen his lead in terms of the overall electoral votes.

01:18:31.000 Some of those estimates are now including states like Florida.

01:18:37.000 Fox News, for instance, is reporting that Joe Biden has 129 electoral votes to Donald Trump's 94.

01:18:46.000 Reuters, which is notoriously conservative about the races that it grants, it doesn't want to give anybody a race until it's really, really sure, has Biden on 89 and Trump on 54.

01:18:58.000 Some of these numbers...

01:19:00.000 This is that moment, by the way, 9.20 in the evening. 0.99

01:19:04.000 It's precisely the moment that in 2016 we were all freaking the fuck. 0.98

01:19:10.000 Sorry, the 89.54 is for the Senate or for the presidency? 0.98

01:19:14.000 No, we're back to the presidency now.

01:19:15.000 That's why I said Biden and Trump rather than Republican and Democrat and Republican for the Senate.

01:19:21.000 Try to keep up because the listeners are.

01:19:24.000 Politico, which is relatively aggressive about calling races, is 122 for Biden and 94 for Trump.

01:19:31.000 But this at 9.20 p.m., this is exactly the moment in which some of the faithful, some of the deplorables, lost hope in 2016, and they were wrong to do so.

01:19:42.000 Everything's still to play for.

01:19:43.000 Lots of big races not called yet.

01:19:45.000 That's all for now, Gavin.

01:19:46.000 Thank you.

01:19:51.000 Seven.

01:19:52.000 Number eight.

01:19:54.000 Campaign manager Kristen Davison.

01:19:56.000 Do I count that?

01:19:58.000 Is that a Republican politician?

01:20:03.000 Because it's a tricky thing.

01:20:05.000 I can give you a list of millions of Trump supporters who have been attacked by Antifa.

01:20:09.000 Milo got punched in the face, didn't you?

01:20:11.000 I did.

01:20:12.000 Where was that?

01:20:14.000 I was coming out of a mediocre restaurant.

01:20:20.000 I was coming out of a mediocre restaurant in some vague district of Manhattan, north of the landmarks.

01:20:32.000 And somebody...

01:20:34.000 Look, I've not been in many fights in my life, which will come as a surprise to you.

01:20:38.000 But this wasn't even an altercation so much as a lunging, flailing, mispunching, swing and a slap.

01:20:48.000 And it was, as somebody who has paid to be punched on many occasions, this was... 0.99

01:20:54.000 I don't think it counts as punch when it's a fist up your ass. 1.00

01:20:57.000 No, but not up my bottom. 1.00

01:21:00.000 I've been paid to be punched in the face, the back of the neck, you know, the body where it won't show if I've got a media appearance the next day.

01:21:07.000 I have been paid to be assaulted on a number of occasions in my life.

01:21:11.000 And on those occasions, I have been punched properly.

01:21:15.000 Properly.

01:21:16.000 And I have to say, this was the most noodle-armed lily-livered punch I have ever been.

01:21:22.000 They're famous for those.

01:21:23.000 I have ever been on the receiving end of.

01:21:24.000 But it is true to say, as you correctly suggest, that I was punched out of nowhere coming out of a mediocre restaurant in Manhattan.

01:21:33.000 Now, didn't he say, are you Milo?

01:21:34.000 And you said yes, and then he started slapping me.

01:21:36.000 I did make that mistake.

01:21:37.000 And where exactly were you?

01:21:40.000 Not exactly, but like the...

01:21:41.000 Oh, I don't know some square.

01:21:42.000 But didn't he say, you can't be south of 14th Street?

01:21:45.000 Oh, yeah.

01:21:45.000 There was something like, I forget now.

01:21:48.000 You remember better than I did because I was in shock.

01:21:50.000 You know, I was in shock.

01:21:51.000 I was traumatized.

01:21:53.000 I've buried it.

01:21:54.000 I've buried it.

01:21:55.000 But I did tell the story on the show, which I was a little bit late for because I got smacked.

01:22:03.000 Doesn't being smacked take like one second?

01:22:09.000 You make another good point.

01:22:10.000 11,000.

01:22:10.000 No, no, I mean, you make a good point.

01:22:12.000 I mean, I had to call Chadwick.

01:22:13.000 Chadwick freaked out.

01:22:15.000 Milo, so somebody just hit Milo.

01:22:17.000 We're waiting at a hotel until he feels better.

01:22:24.000 That's exactly what happened.

01:22:26.000 That's exactly what's.

01:22:28.000 Did you know one time Chadwick was doing the dishes, listening to our show, and he heard that and he went, I don't remember being on Gavin's show.

01:22:38.000 I was like doing the show.

01:22:39.000 I don't know.

01:22:39.000 Yeah, it's amazing.

01:22:40.000 You should order pizzas too as well.

01:22:41.000 You must have been south of 14th Street.

01:22:43.000 You should order pizza with his voice.

01:22:46.000 Hi, Dominoes.

01:22:46.000 I'd like a thin crust.

01:22:48.000 You know what?

01:22:49.000 We'll get the deep dish.

01:22:54.000 You know it would be the deep dish.

01:22:56.000 Oh, I know.

01:22:56.000 You also know that it would be the, not the quattro formagi.

01:23:00.000 No, no.

01:23:01.000 It would be the meat feast.

01:23:03.000 Yeah, so you don't want to say it.

01:23:04.000 I'll just point to it.

01:23:05.000 The deep dish.

01:23:09.000 The deep dish meat feast.

01:23:12.000 The regular...

01:23:12.000 It's always Indians working in Devil.

01:23:14.000 Do you remember the restaurant? 0.97

01:23:21.000 I'm sorry, there's nothing funnier than taking a piss out of Chadwick.

01:23:25.000 Can I remember the restaurant?

01:23:28.000 I could probably summon it if I thought about it.

01:23:31.000 But it was one of those places that's very overpriced but has excellent cocktails, which is typically where I will go.

01:23:37.000 And I will forego lots of courses in favor of interesting drinks.

01:23:42.000 And I remember just sitting at the bar for a couple of drinks.

01:23:44.000 So it was below 14th Street.

01:23:47.000 You were being punished for being below 14th Street.

01:23:49.000 He said something along the lines of like, you know, don't come below 14th again or some nonsense like that.

01:23:56.000 And I said, why are there lots of other noodle-armed people who are going to fail to intimidate me there too? 0.98

01:24:02.000 And then I confess I ran away.

01:24:04.000 This is the mock tail at Butter.

01:24:07.000 And then there was a time in DC where we were doused with water by a woman who was literally, didn't we, love?

01:24:15.000 Because... 1.00

01:24:16.000 Oh, I got her, right in the face with a fucking... 1.00

01:24:18.000 Well, not just that, but she was a dumb cunt who paid with a credit card. 1.00

01:24:22.000 And let me give you a little piece of advice. 1.00

01:24:23.000 If you're an Antifa activist and you're thinking about, well, we would say committing assault, but they would say doing An action.

01:24:31.000 Let me give you some advice. 0.99

01:24:32.000 Don't pay with your credit card with your name on the fucking slip. 1.00

01:24:36.000 Because after that unsatisfactory altercation in which we unquestionably were the victorious party, I sauntered over to your table, found your credit card receipt, saw your fucking name, you dumb bitch, looked you up and found out everything about you. 1.00

01:24:55.000 Then found out she had an OnlyFans account. 1.00

01:24:57.000 Told your dad you were selling nudes online and got you thrown out the house and fired from Holiday Inn.

01:25:06.000 Oh, I didn't know fired from Holiday Inn.

01:25:07.000 Yeah, I got her fired from the Holiday Inn and thrown out of the house because I emailed not just her dad, who was a vice president at Goldman Sachs, but all of his colleagues and all the other vice presidents in his particular office at Goldman Sachs, the photos of her that she was selling online.

01:25:24.000 I emailed her nudes to her dad and to all of her dad's colleagues with a helpful PDF attached of how much she was charging for each individual image.

01:25:38.000 Oh, that's funny. 0.99

01:25:38.000 And that's why you don't fucking mess with us in public. 0.99

01:25:42.000 Isn't it funny how these feminists go, these cocksuckers are evil and they want us out of the, they want to keep us in the kitchen and they want to make us housewives and we want to be free. 1.00

01:25:54.000 We want to be free to ride our machines without being hassled by the man. 0.99

01:25:56.000 We want to take over the world.

01:25:57.000 And you go, okay, you know what?

01:25:58.000 You're free.

01:25:58.000 What are you going to do?

01:25:59.000 I know. 1.00

01:26:00.000 I want to see my cunt for 10 bucks. 1.00

01:26:06.000 Are you sure you don't want to become an oncologist? 1.00

01:26:09.000 Cancer's a real issue. 1.00

01:26:11.000 Okay, what about my tits? 1.00

01:26:13.000 Those are $8. 1.00

01:26:16.000 Well, I mean, everyone wants to see naked ladies. 1.00

01:26:20.000 It's not a big thing.

01:26:21.000 That's all you have to sell?

01:26:24.000 You want to buy my nudes.

01:26:26.000 No, I don't.

01:26:27.000 Buying nudes?

01:26:29.000 Aren't naked ladies free online? 1.00

01:26:30.000 Who buys nudes? 0.74

01:26:32.000 I understand.

01:26:32.000 I want to buy her noose.

01:26:34.000 I don't want to buy her nudes.

01:26:36.000 Just an update from the venerable New York Times and Ryan will throw it up on the background.

01:26:41.000 You know why?

01:26:42.000 Because I emailed him to him first because I'm such a good person and a really good, conscientious colleague.

01:26:47.000 I think we're finally getting into our groove here.

01:26:49.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.98

01:26:50.000 After the election is basically fucking done. 0.90

01:26:54.000 Ryan has the details, which will be behind me shortly. 0.93

01:26:58.000 Which way do I move?

01:26:59.000 What do I do?

01:26:59.000 Do I go like this?

01:27:00.000 The reverse.

01:27:01.000 Oh, God, it's so confusing.

01:27:03.000 So go closer to that light, and you'll be good.

01:27:05.000 But really far away.

01:27:06.000 No, but I want to talk about that one.

01:27:07.000 Okay, then go the other way.

01:27:09.000 So I talk about...

01:27:10.000 Oh, wait, no, this is good.

01:27:11.000 So if I want to talk about left, I go left.

01:27:15.000 Yeah.

01:27:15.000 Okay, fine.

01:27:16.000 No, that's good.

01:27:16.000 And I'll just put that down a bit.

01:27:20.000 Sorry, just a minute.

01:27:22.000 This stuff is, like, so confusing.

01:27:24.000 I don't know how people do it.

01:27:25.000 Anderson is amazing.

01:27:27.000 Okay, as you'll see, with 93% reporting.

01:27:32.000 Oh, that is huge.

01:27:32.000 The New York Times is saying that over 95% likely that Donald Trump wins Florida.

01:27:40.000 And that's a swing toward Trump of plus three.

01:27:43.000 Meaning doing better than last year, I guess.

01:27:47.000 Now we look at Georgia.

01:27:50.000 Georgia.

01:27:51.000 You know what?

01:27:51.000 I could scoot it for you.

01:27:52.000 You stay put.

01:27:54.000 Yes.

01:27:55.000 If I scooch the whole thing away from you.

01:27:57.000 If you just scooch.

01:27:58.000 Yeah, and if you could just make it white.

01:28:01.000 I mean, in general.

01:28:02.000 But no, I don't mean the country.

01:28:04.000 I just mean the background.

01:28:06.000 That I cannot. 1.00

01:28:07.000 If we made it white, you'd have no one to fuck. 1.00

01:28:10.000 I, of all people, innocent. 1.00

01:28:13.000 You and Don Lemon would be mortified.

01:28:15.000 Well, Don Lemon, I think, probably is not who you mean, but.

01:28:19.000 Ow! 1.00

01:28:21.000 Easy.

01:28:21.000 What happened?

01:28:22.000 Do you know what?

01:28:22.000 I've got to tell you.

01:28:24.000 Did you just smash the top of your palate or your mouth with a steel scrap? 0.79

01:28:27.000 Man, I've got to have my teeth.

01:28:28.000 It was more than nice.

01:28:29.000 Why do you have a steel straw?

01:28:31.000 Why are you drinking wine out of a coffee thing?

01:28:33.000 Because you don't have wine glasses.

01:28:35.000 I know, but take the top and the straw off, and you've got a big class.

01:28:38.000 Well, I will now, and you know why I will?

01:28:40.000 You know why I will.

01:28:40.000 No, look.

01:28:42.000 First of all, shut up. 0.99

01:28:42.000 And second of all, do you know why I will? 0.99

01:28:44.000 Because I read a story.

01:28:47.000 Metal straws.

01:28:49.000 Metal.

01:28:50.000 Metal straw.

01:28:51.000 Oh, interesting.

01:28:51.000 By the way, if you're interested in white wine this evening, because you're not yet ready to crack out the champagne, let me recommend to you an Italian white.

01:29:00.000 People are a little bit overconfident about Californian whites in my view, but not quite ready to reconnect with France.

01:29:10.000 Given all of the scandals about the bought and paid for rosettes and things like that, let me recommend to you a couple of Italian whites. 1.00

01:29:19.000 The first one is a Gavi di Gavi.

01:29:22.000 Gavi is a light, beautiful, and delicious, fresh...

01:29:26.000 Sorry?

01:29:26.000 I like the name.

01:29:27.000 Gavi di Gavi.

01:29:28.000 Light, beautiful, fresh.

01:29:30.000 And if you can't find a nice Gavi because you live in a poor area or... 0.99

01:29:35.000 It's so like the Italian sailor bee.

01:29:36.000 Gavi di Gavi.

01:29:38.000 Talking.

01:29:39.000 You might want to consider.

01:29:39.000 If you want to find a nice Gavi, go to a dive bar in New York City in Midtown.

01:29:45.000 Alternatively.

01:29:46.000 Jimmy's Corner, you might probably find a nice Gavi there.

01:29:49.000 Sure, nice Gavi.

01:29:50.000 Alternatively, you might want to consider a Fiano if you cannot.

01:29:53.000 Oops, see, doops.

01:29:55.000 Sorry.

01:29:56.000 I'm no drunker than anyone on CNN at the moment.

01:29:59.000 You might want to consider a nice Fiano.

01:30:02.000 Now, what was I saying?

01:30:03.000 Oh, yes.

01:30:04.000 I was giving you some Georgia, right?

01:30:09.000 Prove too much for the man.

01:30:11.000 What do we got here?

01:30:12.000 Yes.

01:30:12.000 Okay, now, the New York Times, according to a 38% reported vote tally in Georgia, is saying 84% likely that Trump takes Georgia.

01:30:27.000 And North Carolina has moved quite dramatically in the New York Times' estimation from probably Trump to quite likely Trump, which means fucking obviously the God Emperor smashed it. 1.00

01:30:38.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:30:40.000 91%. 1.00

01:30:42.000 That's the New York Times.

01:30:44.000 Quite likely Trump is a New York Caribbean. 1.00

01:30:45.000 What if you want to fuck a girl and I said, and you say, what are the chances are we going to get fucked tonight? 1.00

01:30:50.000 And she goes, like, 91%. 1.00

01:30:51.000 It basically means if you don't shit your pants. 0.98

01:30:55.000 It doesn't mean quite likely. 0.95

01:30:57.000 That's a rough 8%.

01:30:58.000 It doesn't mean quite likely.

01:31:00.000 In just the same way that 84% doesn't mean probably.

01:31:04.000 If you don't projectile vomit in my face or 84% doesn't mean probably.

01:31:08.000 Leave it till after you come.

01:31:10.000 84% means it's happening.

01:31:13.000 It doesn't mean that's probably.

01:31:15.000 Yes.

01:31:16.000 Very likely, quite likely.

01:31:18.000 That's all for now. 0.96

01:31:19.000 I'm going to attempt to dive a little bit deeper into some of the individual congressional races, except I don't really give a fuck about them.

01:31:27.000 So you may get news about that or not sporadically over the rest of the evening.

01:31:32.000 So I'll drop the thing with the Republican politicians, but I've got like eight that I just sort of threw together before we did the show.

01:31:41.000 And that doesn't hold a candle to violence against any sort of right-wing figure.

01:31:47.000 Like I was walking around my neighbor. 0.99

01:31:48.000 Shit's getting weird with my neighborhood. 1.00

01:31:51.000 My ex-fucking nanny won't speak to me. 1.00

01:31:54.000 And we told the most offensive jokes to each other all the time. 1.00

01:31:58.000 Attractive young lady, huge bazumbas. 1.00

01:31:59.000 I never made anything, any remotely inappropriate comments to her.

01:32:05.000 And like she's exed me.

01:32:06.000 Missed opportunity.

01:32:07.000 My wife's best friend.

01:32:09.000 And when I walk around my neighborhood, I get these looks where they just look shocked and then they look away.

01:32:15.000 And I was like, how do I explain this to people who haven't been in this?

01:32:19.000 And this is what it's like.

01:32:20.000 It's like I own a Girls Gone Wild company and I was just caught with like seven of the girls in the last DVD we put out were underage.

01:32:33.000 And I went to court and seven of the 15.

01:32:38.000 I think one would be damning enough, but 15.

01:32:39.000 Well, I'm telling you how they look at me.

01:32:42.000 So like they gasp.

01:32:44.000 And if I walk into like the grocery store, they go, Hush, hop, hush, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, shop.

01:32:49.000 They're like, hi, I'm the guy with the Girls Gone Wild DVD.

01:32:52.000 I didn't know they had fake ID.

01:32:54.000 I love that reference so much.

01:32:56.000 It's what it feels like.

01:32:57.000 You were the little commercial with the ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

01:33:00.000 Yeah, and you're like, Cola.

01:33:01.000 I didn't do that.

01:33:04.000 They lied.

01:33:05.000 Is Biggs there?

01:33:06.000 We got Biggs. 0.95

01:33:07.000 Big.

01:33:11.000 Yo, dog.

01:33:12.000 Hey, I was in New York City.

01:33:14.000 Well, I'm in New York City.

01:33:15.000 I mean, you live there, yeah.

01:33:17.000 We were there last night.

01:33:21.000 Sorry.

01:33:22.000 Jesus.

01:33:22.000 There was all these stores being boarded up.

01:33:26.000 And they were makeup stores.

01:33:28.000 Fifth Avenue has got all the Gucci Prada.

01:33:31.000 They've got German Shepherds out front.

01:33:33.000 And I did not know that Proud Boys have this proclivity for makeup and designer handbags.

01:33:38.000 Did you know that?

01:33:40.000 I knew that.

01:33:40.000 Yeah, you know, actually, Brad Hume from Fox said, hey, he goes, it's not going to be the Proud Boys you got to worry about today that are going to be out there rioting, eluding.

01:33:47.000 It's going to be the left.

01:33:49.000 And I was kind of surprised to hear that coming from him.

01:33:51.000 I mean, that was his first comment when they started going live to cover the election, and they were talking about that. 0.99

01:33:56.000 Greg Gutfeld brought up how all this shit was getting boarded up. 0.99

01:34:00.000 And it's just really interesting because, I mean, you're boarding these places up, getting ready for your own people to fucking riot. 0.99

01:34:09.000 But meanwhile, when I go to an event, the media wants to ask me if I'm going to riot, if Enrique and I are going to lead men into combat and storm these buildings and steal shit. 0.99

01:34:20.000 Are we going to go out and start a boogaloo or some crap like that? 0.97

01:34:23.000 I'm like, look, we accept the results. 0.96

01:34:26.000 We're grown-ass men. 1.00

01:34:27.000 You know, your side's been throwing a fucking hissy fit for the last four years, and you've been violent, and it's led to murder and all kinds of shit. 0.99

01:34:35.000 So I don't know why they're so obsessed with us. 0.99

01:34:37.000 Maybe it's because we're better looking than them and they just want to talk about us.

01:34:40.000 My question is about the question.

01:34:42.000 How genuine is the question?

01:34:44.000 Like I did ABC News and they canned it because it went too well for us.

01:34:48.000 But when she was saying like, what are you going to do after if Trump loses?

01:34:53.000 I have this Trump button.

01:34:54.000 So I said, I'm going to push that and it's going to unleash the Kraken and the Proud Boys will come out of the sewers.

01:34:59.000 But was she saying that because she genuinely wanted to know what Proud Boys were planning?

01:35:04.000 Or was she saying that just to get it out there in the ether?

01:35:08.000 So when people say Antifa are violent, other people would say, well, Proud Boys are violent too.

01:35:14.000 And it'll kind of just obfuscate the whole thing and make it a muddy gray mess that...

01:35:19.000 Yeah, they're projecting.

01:35:20.000 I mean, they're projecting.

01:35:20.000 They know their side is going to be the one that's doing it.

01:35:22.000 And they're trying to throw our name into it to associate us with it.

01:35:25.000 So when people start writing on their side, they can go, well, maybe some of the Proud Boys dressed up as left-wing agitators and actually sparked a lot of this stuff.

01:35:34.000 And they're doing it to make us look bad.

01:35:35.000 I mean, that's what they've done before.

01:35:36.000 They're going to do it again.

01:35:38.000 I'm not surprised.

01:35:39.000 It's a tactic they use, but it is what it is.

01:35:42.000 We know what we're going to do.

01:35:43.000 But listen, you're saying it's a tactic they use, and that makes sense with Antifa.

01:35:47.000 That makes sense with Soros.

01:35:49.000 But the media are doing the exact same thing.

01:35:50.000 They call back them.

01:35:51.000 They give them their scapegoat form.

01:35:53.000 So the media are in the exact same category as Antifa and all the Soros people because they're using the exact same tactics.

01:36:00.000 They're being disingenuous and they're asking questions that they know the answer to, like, why do you beat your wife?

01:36:06.000 It's that kind of a question.

01:36:08.000 Well, there's a website called, what is it, Expose Sunlight or something like that?

01:36:11.000 And they released all these leaked Zoom conference calls of people within the Trump administration who are still Obama holdovers working with people like Antifa talking about how they're going to have a coup if Trump wins and beats Biden.

01:36:25.000 These people are all working together.

01:36:26.000 I mean, they're all collectively together passing out disinformation to the media. 0.80

01:36:31.000 The media puts that out to the dumbed-down public. 0.61

01:36:33.000 The dumbed-down public believes it, which then empowers and emboldens Antifa to continue what they're doing because they end up having their back.

01:36:40.000 The media never calls Antifa back, so they get emboldened even more.

01:36:43.000 And then that's when you have the police feeling like, hey, why should I be here?

01:36:47.000 Then you see the attacks on them.

01:36:48.000 You see the murder attempts and things like that. 0.99

01:36:51.000 The left is corrupt.

01:36:52.000 This is a battle, literally, of good versus evil.

01:36:54.000 If Biden wins, you will see America fall.

01:36:56.000 It's it.

01:36:57.000 We've heard that saying, if America ever falls, it won't be from a foreign entity.

01:37:01.000 It will be from within.

01:37:02.000 And this is that pivotal moment right now.

01:37:04.000 So this is the most important American election since when? 0.98

01:37:07.000 This is the most important fucking day in America's history. 0.99

01:37:11.000 Really? 0.99

01:37:12.000 American revolution.

01:37:14.000 I think that if this goes south and Biden wins, you're going to see the people like the AOCs getting thrown into cabinet positions.

01:37:20.000 You're going to see Bernie Sanders.

01:37:22.000 You're going to see the Elizabeth Warrens.

01:37:23.000 You're going to see these Marxist people coming into positions and they're going to strip.

01:37:27.000 And who do you think they're going to go after?

01:37:28.000 You know, we've seen Trump talk about, oh, we're going to make the ANTI for a terrorist organization. 1.00

01:37:33.000 But a tweet doesn't count, motherfucker. 1.00

01:37:34.000 You got to fucking do it. 1.00

01:37:36.000 What is the left going to do? 1.00

01:37:37.000 They're going to come straight for us.

01:37:38.000 They're going to come for the Proud Boys.

01:37:39.000 They're going to label us domestic terrorist organization. 1.00

01:37:41.000 They're going to do that shit in the first fucking week. 1.00

01:37:43.000 I promise you that. 1.00

01:37:44.000 And then they're going to go after anybody that's right-wing.

01:37:47.000 You're going to see cell phone services getting shut down.

01:37:49.000 You're going to see internet getting shut down.

01:37:51.000 You're going to see the inability to communicate with your fellow conservatives.

01:37:55.000 It's going to be 1981. 1.00

01:37:57.000 It's going to be shit. 1.00

01:37:58.000 This is a worst case scenario, worse than fucking Hillary Clinton. 1.00

01:38:02.000 I almost wish that this was up against Hillary and not who we have right now, because the left has gotten even more radical since she lost, and that's fucking scary. 0.99

01:38:10.000 And don't you think of Joe Biden as just this irrelevant vessel, this puppet? 0.95

01:38:15.000 Like, he doesn't really exist.

01:38:16.000 It's weekend at Bernie's, so at least Hillary existed. 0.98

01:38:20.000 This guy is just, it's sort of like Justin Trudeau.

01:38:24.000 He's anyone's dog for a bone.

01:38:25.000 You just make his hands over there, you make him sign something, and then you push him out of the room.

01:38:30.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:38:30.000 He's an easy sell because he worked with Obama.

01:38:33.000 He's the easy sell for the dumbed-down public on the left, which I'll submit most of these people are.

01:38:38.000 But don't you think when you say dumbed down public coming out and they introduce her as the next president of the United States, this is a Harris administration working with Joe Biden.

01:38:46.000 And they've said this numerous times.

01:38:47.000 It's not a gaff.

01:38:48.000 They've planned that.

01:38:49.000 That's part of the propaganda.

01:38:51.000 That's part of what they're doing is getting people to program and understand that this is going to be a Harris administration, not a Joe Biden administration.

01:38:58.000 Yes, yes. 0.51

01:38:59.000 And when you say the dumbed down American public, let's be honest, it's disproportionately female. 1.00

01:39:06.000 Yeah, I mean, well, it's not just that the female population is more dumbed down. 1.00

01:39:10.000 They're just, they think with emotions instead of facts. 0.98

01:39:12.000 Yes.

01:39:13.000 They go, well, I don't like Trump because he's not nice. 1.00

01:39:15.000 He's growls pussy. 1.00

01:39:16.000 Who gives a flying fuck what someone's nice? 1.00

01:39:18.000 You care about what he's doing? 0.99

01:39:19.000 You care about the fact that he's created a great economy, that he's made our military strong, that he's actually helping veterans.

01:39:24.000 I can tell you as a veteran, this is the first president that's done something that's actually helped me.

01:39:29.000 I'm going to go from a low percent rating to almost 100% rating right now.

01:39:34.000 Wait, what does that mean?

01:39:34.000 Low percent rating, 10% rating.

01:39:36.000 What does that mean?

01:39:38.000 So when you retire, when you get out for medical reasons, they give you a rating.

01:39:44.000 And from that rating, you get paid after you get out, whether that be retirement or whatever like that. 0.96

01:39:49.000 So the military under Obama fucked me up. 0.94

01:39:51.000 They gave me a super low rating. 0.96

01:39:53.000 Under Trump, I was able to get a VA counselor that was assigned to me.

01:39:57.000 And this guy's gone through my entire medical record over the last few months.

01:40:00.000 And I get a call like a week ago.

01:40:02.000 And he goes, dude, you should beat 100%. 1.00

01:40:04.000 He's like, you have so many fucking injuries and so much fucked up shit going on. 1.00

01:40:07.000 They've been fucking you for years. 1.00

01:40:08.000 They owe you all kinds of money. 1.00

01:40:10.000 Didn't you almost die twice?

01:40:12.000 Didn't you get two purple hearts?

01:40:15.000 Do you get more than one purple heart?

01:40:18.000 Do what?

01:40:19.000 Do they give out more than one purple heart? 0.99

01:40:21.000 Oh, I got a buddy who's got like fucking six or seven of them. 1.00

01:40:24.000 Holy shit. 1.00

01:40:24.000 How many do you have? 1.00

01:40:26.000 Just two.

01:40:27.000 Oh, just two. 0.98

01:40:28.000 Well, I've seen saving private Ryan Stone, so I've been through some shit too. 0.98

01:40:34.000 You talk about how they're going to throw Proud Boys in jail if Biden wins and stuff, but all of this shit has already happened. 0.98

01:40:40.000 Jeff did a year of weekends. 0.97

01:40:42.000 Trigger Tommy just. 0.99

01:40:43.000 Yeah, but I'm talking about mass fucking surveillance. 0.99

01:40:46.000 I'm talking about actually going in and going, look, these guys are bad. 1.00

01:40:50.000 They're the problem.

01:40:50.000 We're going to do a preemptive strike.

01:40:52.000 We're going to come after people.

01:40:54.000 That's what I believe.

01:40:55.000 Didn't Enrique just get kicked out of it?

01:40:56.000 Like, oh, they got into something.

01:40:58.000 This is going to be a full-on.

01:40:59.000 These are the enemy. 0.98

01:41:00.000 These are fascists. 0.98

01:41:01.000 We're coming after them. 0.99

01:41:02.000 And they're going to start looking for us and hunting us.

01:41:04.000 Why do they end up putting out shows on stuff on Amazon like Hunters and stuff like that with Al Pacino, where they're talking about going out and hunting, actively hunting Nazis within the U.S., giving them free reign to go out and do whatever they want to it?

01:41:17.000 That's predictive programming, and we're seeing that.

01:41:19.000 And they're also a new movie getting ready to come out in 2021 called Songbird.

01:41:23.000 And it's about COVID-19. 0.98

01:41:25.000 And it's about how the military has the health department come through and hazmat suits and they actively check your fucking temperature. 0.97

01:41:33.000 And if it gets to a certain point, they come in with guns, take you and throw you in internment camps. 1.00

01:41:38.000 And it's fucking disgusting. 0.99

01:41:39.000 And it's predictive programmed to get you ready. 0.99

01:41:41.000 You have to understand, under a Biden administration, COVID-19 is not going away.

01:41:46.000 It's going to stay here because it gives the power.

01:41:48.000 It gives the deep state, the authoritarian people out there, the power over you to control you, to use fear, and watch what you're doing and measure your movements and keep you. 0.85

01:41:57.000 And then that's when you have Agenda 21 and all that other shit happen. 0.92

01:42:01.000 Quebec, no interruptions. 0.89

01:42:03.000 Quebec, the province, they have those camps already in Canada.

01:42:08.000 Yeah, in New Zealand, they're setting them up right now from what I read today.

01:42:12.000 Jesus H. Who do you think is going to win tonight?

01:42:15.000 I don't know.

01:42:16.000 I just hope God is here with us and doesn't let evil prevail because that's like I said, this is what this really truly is.

01:42:22.000 You have a guy who says he's going to be a president for all Americans. 1.00

01:42:27.000 Then he calls soldiers dumb fucking idiots. 1.00

01:42:29.000 Then he says that the Yahoos out in the parking lot blowing their horns at him are morons, you know, talking about Trump supporters. 1.00

01:42:38.000 This guy has raised one of the most horrible sons in the world who's out there and a corrupt fucking family. 1.00

01:42:46.000 You know, the Trumps aren't perfect, but look at this shit, man. 1.00

01:42:50.000 Like, these guys are doing some Jeffrey Epstein-style fucked up shit, and it's just nasty. 1.00

01:42:55.000 Several hundred-fold, thousand-fold. 1.00

01:42:57.000 All right, Joe, thanks for coming to the show.

01:42:58.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:43:00.000 Look at that.

01:43:01.000 Then a joke.

01:43:03.000 Everybody knows what I'm saying is true.

01:43:06.000 You know, the amount of war movies I've seen, like, when you guys see Joe Biggs talk, you're just like, don't war vet.

01:43:12.000 Do it.

01:43:13.000 When him and I talk, there's like a just the worst.

01:43:17.000 Because you're a veteran of war, exactly.

01:43:19.000 War movies.

01:43:20.000 You're a veteran of war movies.

01:43:22.000 Yeah.

01:43:23.000 So you feel like you have in Sympatico with somebody who's watching these movies.

01:43:29.000 I've had bad trips.

01:43:30.000 So you're in Sympatico with somebody who's won Purple Hearts because you've seen Saving Private Ryan.

01:43:36.000 That's one of the maybe 100 movies I've seen, Milo. 0.99

01:43:40.000 You're quite disgusting. 0.95

01:43:42.000 News in from Ohio against all odds and all probability, and who knows how long it'll last, but here's the news. 0.98

01:43:49.000 Trump is now leading.

01:43:52.000 Can you at least have a Fox News background on him when he's talking at the end of the day?

01:43:56.000 I mean, you could just have pictures of me.

01:43:57.000 That would be okay.

01:43:59.000 Like any kind of infographic.

01:44:01.000 Other pictures of me.

01:44:02.000 There's all these people spending billions on infographics.

01:44:04.000 You Might as well steal them.

01:44:05.000 Trying to get wall up here, but.

01:44:06.000 That's not really why people are here.

01:44:07.000 People are just here to see me abuse you and you talk to grizzled and chiseled. 0.99

01:44:19.000 And much more impressive, man.

01:44:20.000 Uh-oh.

01:44:22.000 Oh.

01:44:23.000 Oh, that's Virginia.

01:44:24.000 That's Virginia.

01:44:25.000 Yeah, that's what won it for him last time.

01:44:27.000 For real?

01:44:28.000 Now, in case you are not up to date with the latest happenings, I did try to interject since this is the election night live stream, but was denied.

01:44:36.000 I will nonetheless give you the information.

01:44:38.000 Now, that is that Trump was, or is, perhaps he still is, leading Ohio 49.6 to 49.1.

01:44:48.000 Nobody saw that.

01:44:50.000 Oh my God, the Trump leading Ohio.

01:44:52.000 The Trump captain from The Simpsons is on Fox News.

01:44:56.000 Yep.

01:44:57.000 Chief Wiggum. 1.00

01:44:58.000 Chief Wiggum, in addition, we can now report that with 73% of the expected votes reported, Donald Trump is leading Texas, but because Texas is fucking gay and getting gayer by the second. 1.00

01:45:15.000 And getting gay at it, if you will. 0.99

01:45:17.000 He is only leading in Texas by 0.2%. 0.90

01:45:24.000 Donald J. Trump, 49.4.

01:45:26.000 Joseph Biden, 49.2.

01:45:29.000 Those are the results in Texas tonight. 0.99

01:45:31.000 Absolutely fucking terrifying. 0.99

01:45:35.000 At least Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, all in the bag for Trump. 0.99

01:45:40.000 We know that for sure.

01:45:42.000 In the presidential results this evening, thanks to the Epoch Times, and it's worth paying attention to some of these more offbeat sources sometimes.

01:45:51.000 These guys are looking at the polls of polls and they're also looking at some of the returns that the mainstream media doesn't want to admit yet.

01:45:59.000 And looking at the Epoch Times, we can see 2020 presidential results.

01:46:04.000 Biden, 115 electoral votes.

01:46:08.000 Trump, 129.

01:46:11.000 And this is based on a right-leaning, but very credible source.

01:46:16.000 They also have Trump at this point in the evening.

01:46:21.000 They have the popular vote at 28.1 million for Biden and 29 million for Trump.

01:46:28.000 Nearly a million more votes for Trump.

01:46:32.000 They also have House results as 91 for the Republicans and 70 for the Democrats, though that does represent a minus two for the Republicans, two losses.

01:46:42.000 And they have the Senate race at 41 for Democrats and 39 for Republicans, which does, again, represent a loss of one for the Republicans.

01:46:51.000 But all of the credible data so far, we have to tell you, we have to say, is looking just extraordinary.

01:46:59.000 And if you look at the trading results on betting exchanges, that's a big thing.

01:47:05.000 I'm going to send that to Ryan.

01:47:07.000 We're going to throw that up as soon as we can after this.

01:47:09.000 Look at the results from betting exchanges for the next president.

01:47:13.000 I like that metric.

01:47:14.000 It sounds cool.

01:47:14.000 And since it's not just cool.

01:47:16.000 Sounds kind of badass.

01:47:17.000 It's not just cool, but it's one of the only reliable indicators of results.

01:47:21.000 Sounds kind of blue collar.

01:47:23.000 Well, it is.

01:47:23.000 Between 9 p.m.

01:47:24.000 Sounds kind of like cigarette smokers.

01:47:27.000 Between 9 p.m. and 10.15 this evening, the betting odds inverted.

01:47:35.000 At 9 p.m. this evening, Joe Biden was at about 30, excuse me, was about 65% likelihood to win, and Donald Trump was at about 35%.

01:47:46.000 But at 10.15, just an hour and a quarter later, just like happened in 2016, exactly as happened in 2016, the latest betting pool, trading, future,

01:48:02.000 whatever the fuck it's called, the latest results suggest from the aggregated betting pool that Donald Trump is 65.79% likely to win the president.

01:48:15.000 What is that? 0.99

01:48:16.000 Nothing.

01:48:16.000 Is that cocaine?

01:48:18.000 What?

01:48:18.000 Where?

01:48:19.000 Are you passing drugs?

01:48:21.000 No, I got to meet.

01:48:21.000 No, I've heard everything.

01:48:24.000 Versus Joe Biden's 37%.

01:48:27.000 I'm just mad that they're not sharing.

01:48:29.000 Back to you, Gavin.

01:48:32.000 Well, this is exciting.

01:48:33.000 And just like in 2016, we are seeing a Democratic lead get smushed by the working class. 0.99

01:48:42.000 You know, I was by my gym today and I saw a man in a fluorescent yellow shirt carrying one of those survey things, you know, that they pop down and that little tripod thing that they use to make sure that your building isn't diagonal, leaning tower of skyscraper.

01:48:59.000 And I'm looking at him.

01:49:00.000 He's looking at me. 0.98

01:49:01.000 And I love when I'm outside of my fucking bourgeois neighborhood, which I'm leaving, by the way. 0.97

01:49:07.000 And I see someone in a fluorescent orange shirt because I go, finally, I can relax and not have this weird, like, there's the guy with the 14-year-olds and girls gone wild. 0.97

01:49:17.000 And he looks at me and he stops.

01:49:19.000 He goes, Gavin?

01:49:20.000 And I go, yeah, hey, Newton.

01:49:23.000 And we're by a huge residential building that he's working on.

01:49:28.000 He goes, I go, this thing is a work of art.

01:49:31.000 It's beautiful.

01:49:33.000 And he goes, yeah, I've been here since day one.

01:49:35.000 And I go, I've seen it like when you were digging the foundation.

01:49:37.000 I've watched it.

01:49:38.000 It's now like 15 stories.

01:49:40.000 And I go there every day.

01:49:41.000 So I see the progression.

01:49:42.000 It's just incredible.

01:49:43.000 And the lack of reverence to this thing, I almost said monstrosity.

01:49:49.000 This massive, stunning, like the rebar.

01:49:52.000 It blows my mind.

01:49:54.000 And I said to him, I told him a story about this Bronx teacher, high school teacher, that's at my gym.

01:50:00.000 And I said to the Bronx teacher, dude, your class should have to come here every day and sit and stare at this thing.

01:50:08.000 And then have guys like you say, well, what we're doing now is we're all about the foundation.

01:50:12.000 The windows are last, blah, blah, blah.

01:50:14.000 Rebar goes through here.

01:50:15.000 You pour the cement this way. 1.00

01:50:17.000 Like, fuck the trades. 1.00

01:50:19.000 We're not trying to teach them how to build a building, just to show them some reverence for the incredible things that men build. 1.00

01:50:25.000 It's not a joke. 0.99

01:50:26.000 And the teacher told me, this is South Bronx, which is a fucking Zoo. 0.98

01:50:31.000 The South Bronx Zoo, by the way, recently opened its gates because they realized there's no difference between the zoo and its surrounding neighborhoods. 0.99

01:50:38.000 There's now the rhinos roam free.

01:50:41.000 You're actually safer in the zoo than you are outside the zoo.

01:50:43.000 Burgers every day! 1.00

01:50:45.000 Looting pockets, running pockets, as they call it. 1.00

01:50:48.000 Like, it's a fucking hellhole. 1.00

01:50:50.000 Overamp, overamp, overamp. 1.00

01:50:52.000 Oh, I gotta say, Ryan, looking at studio space, I think we're gonna end up in the Bronx.

01:50:56.000 For real, for reals. 0.96

01:50:58.000 If you spend a fortune on security, you end up with this fucking massive Fox News studio for like two grand a month. 0.98

01:51:08.000 I thought you were gonna build in the studio. 0.95

01:51:10.000 Well, careful what you give away.

01:51:13.000 Oh, I'm cracked.

01:51:16.000 I'm like a mushroom. 1.00

01:51:17.000 They just keep me in the dark and feed me shit. 1.00

01:51:23.000 It's so odd. 1.00

01:51:26.000 It was so funny. 1.00

01:51:26.000 It's the idea of being kept in the dark and fed shit. 1.00

01:51:29.000 Wait, wait, I'm not done. 0.99

01:51:30.000 Let me finish my anecdote.

01:51:32.000 That was a really good segment to Il Hanomar news, but okay.

01:51:37.000 So I told the Bronx teacher that we should come and look at the building every day.

01:51:40.000 It's incredibly educational.

01:51:42.000 I'm sure the tradesmen would happy, the ones that are sitting around on their break would be happy to come over and explain like the, I don't know, something about plumbing.

01:51:48.000 And the Bronx teacher told me, he said, yeah, we did have that program. 0.95

01:51:53.000 And then some fucking lefties found out about it and said, oh, so what are you saying? 1.00

01:51:58.000 That you want black people to be your slaves? 1.00

01:52:00.000 You think they're too stupid to learn about Kierkegaard and German existentialism? 1.00

01:52:05.000 What? 1.00

01:52:06.000 You think you want them to all be construction workers because they're too stupid? 1.00

01:52:09.000 And the program was canceled. 1.00

01:52:11.000 And that was in that.

01:52:12.000 So I told the survey guy that.

01:52:14.000 And he goes, yeah, you know what?

01:52:16.000 I started as a public school teacher.

01:52:18.000 And I thought, maybe I'll go to the Bronx one day.

01:52:20.000 Like, maybe I'll try to save the world.

01:52:21.000 And the way they treat tradesmen, the way they look at people with trades in this country is just depressing.

01:52:27.000 And I just thought, you know what? 1.00

01:52:28.000 Fuck you all. 1.00

01:52:29.000 I'm going to go make money. 1.00

01:52:30.000 And I go, and I bet you make way more money than all these assholes that look down on you. 0.99

01:52:34.000 And he goes, dude, I make more than people in finance. 0.99

01:52:37.000 See what I'm saying?

01:52:39.000 All right, I'm done.

01:52:40.000 My point.

01:52:41.000 That's fine.

01:52:42.000 I've got my mouth on now.

01:52:43.000 What are you eating? 0.99

01:52:45.000 I want my mouth on now because I keep being fucking rejected. 0.99

01:52:49.000 Have you noticed his accents get a little more working class? 0.99

01:52:51.000 Yeah.

01:52:52.000 More whining in me.

01:52:54.000 Yeah.

01:52:54.000 Because it's...

01:52:54.000 Hello, darling.

01:52:55.000 Sorry, I'm late. 0.91

01:52:57.000 I'll keep getting fucking interrupted. 1.00

01:52:59.000 I'll keep being fucking fucking like a fucking mushroom. 1.00

01:53:02.000 He sounds like Tommy Robinson sounds like Mr. Rogers. 1.00

01:53:06.000 Because I'm in there like a mushroom, kept in the dark and fed shit. 0.98

01:53:11.000 Move the green screen camera so now my screen is it. 0.99

01:53:13.000 Oh, Sarah.

01:53:15.000 Can I sit down now?

01:53:16.000 No, no.

01:53:17.000 It's time for your LN Olmar thing.

01:53:18.000 I know, I want you to go.

01:53:19.000 Oh, sit down.

01:53:20.000 Oh, oh.

01:53:21.000 You can stand up for a while. 1.00

01:53:23.000 You can be the bitch. 1.00

01:53:25.000 Damn. 1.00

01:53:26.000 Oh, God. 1.00

01:53:28.000 Oh.

01:53:29.000 Oh, uh, Jacob's calling.

01:53:30.000 Hold on.

01:53:30.000 I have.

01:53:31.000 Jacob who?

01:53:32.000 Hold on, Jacob Wall.

01:53:33.000 Hey, Jacob. 1.00

01:53:33.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:53:34.000 No, no, no, no, no. 1.00

01:53:35.000 No.

01:53:36.000 No.

01:53:38.000 No.

01:53:39.000 I don't think I have.

01:53:40.000 Hang up.

01:53:41.000 I just messed up.

01:53:42.000 No.

01:53:42.000 No, we're not.

01:53:43.000 I'm not calling him no. 0.99

01:53:44.000 No, I'm just saying I'm not going to participate in a conversation with somebody who's running fucking... 0.99

01:53:50.000 No. 0.99

01:53:51.000 Ryan!

01:53:53.000 Hold up.

01:53:54.000 Yes.

01:53:56.000 Ryan.

01:53:57.000 Yeah, gotcha.

01:53:58.000 Here.

01:54:00.000 Sorry, sir. 0.96

01:54:02.000 Could you please hang up on that dreadful human being? 0.68

01:54:05.000 He's hung up on, sir.

01:54:10.000 You gotta just get a little closer to the mic.

01:54:13.000 I won't talk back anymore, I promise.

01:54:14.000 No, it's okay.

01:54:15.000 You can talk back.

01:54:15.000 It's fine as long as you're not talking to him.

01:54:16.000 I belong to you now.

01:54:18.000 I have full allegiance.

01:54:19.000 Do you really mean that?

01:54:20.000 Yes.

01:54:20.000 Do you mean you...

01:54:21.000 Okay, so you're going to tell him to go over there when he comes back?

01:54:24.000 When he asks me to do something in the future, ever again, I'm going to be like, ask Milo if that's okay.

01:54:29.000 Okay, but that has to start now.

01:54:31.000 You have to promise.

01:54:31.000 When he comes out, it starts now.

01:54:33.000 Well, it's not like a pinky swear, but I'm. 0.57

01:54:34.000 No, no, give it to me.

01:54:37.000 Right now.

01:54:38.000 But what happens if we go?

01:54:39.000 Right now?

01:54:39.000 I don't want to lose my job.

01:54:41.000 Right now?

01:54:41.000 I just realized what I said.

01:54:42.000 Right fucking now. 0.97

01:54:44.000 Okay, excuse me. 0.98

01:54:45.000 Thank you.

01:54:46.000 Okay.

01:54:46.000 I pinky swared.

01:54:47.000 Ilhan Omar has won her race, and she's won with 65% of...

01:54:54.000 I'm leaving if he comes on air.

01:54:56.000 Oh, you don't get along?

01:54:58.000 With people who do PR for child rapists?

01:55:01.000 No, I don't.

01:55:02.000 Well, everybody's got a cross to bear.

01:55:05.000 That's a dungeon of a cross to bear. 1.00

01:55:06.000 I don't fuck with people who proudly lobby for people who procure children to be raped by billionaires. 1.00

01:55:14.000 No, if he's coming on air, I'm out. 1.00

01:55:17.000 I'm going home.

01:55:18.000 So you make a decision accordingly.

01:55:20.000 Ilhan Omar has won her.

01:55:25.000 Kick him off to when I get bored, okay?

01:55:26.000 Because he's not coming on while I'm on air.

01:55:29.000 Ilhan Omar has won her race with 65% of the vote.

01:55:35.000 This is not surprising since her seat has been held by Democrats since 1960.

01:55:41.000 Here we are.

01:55:42.000 Okay.

01:55:43.000 What's going on?

01:55:44.000 Just keep...

01:55:45.000 You should be able to...

01:55:47.000 Since she has...

01:55:48.000 Since Democrats have held the seat since...

01:55:52.000 Okay, good, good, you're right, fine, fine.

01:55:53.000 Since Democrats have held the seat since 1965.

01:55:58.000 But it does raise some questions in particular about Democrat voters in Minnesota.

01:56:03.000 Now, let's just bear in mind the fact that since the last time that Minnesotan voters went to the polls, we've learned some things about Ilhan Omar.

01:56:16.000 We've learned that in a Florida court, she was accused of taking money from the Qatari government for reasons unknown.

01:56:26.000 We've learned...

01:56:28.000 I'll just pretend it's something else.

01:56:31.000 We've learned that she said that 9-11 was some people did something.

01:56:37.000 That's how she characterized 9-11.

01:56:39.000 We've learned that she...

01:56:43.000 Nice, cool.

01:56:44.000 We've learned that she, in all likelihood, and according to some very credible reporting, married her brother to commit immigration fraud to get in this country in the first place.

01:56:55.000 This is the Democrats' progressive champion in Congress. 0.94

01:57:00.000 It's not AOC, who's just some dumb barmaid, who it's convenient and easy to dress up and to present as the new face of the Progressive Democrat Party. 1.00

01:57:11.000 No, the real face of the Democrat Party is Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib. 0.62

01:57:17.000 And the things that we've learned about Ilhan Omar, the fact that she married her brother to commit immigration fraud, the fact that she was never eligible to run for Congress in the first place and the Democrat Party doesn't seem to care, that she is accepting money from the Qatari government,

01:57:36.000 and that she has the most extraordinary views, not just about Jews, but also about 9-11, which affected many New Yorkers beyond just the Jewish community who, by all accounts, stayed home that day.

01:57:48.000 Who knows?

01:57:49.000 But it's the most extraordinary and remarkable set of circumstances that Ilhan Omar would be re-elected in Minnesota with 65% of the vote.

01:58:00.000 Absolutely astonishing and somewhat, if you don't mind me saying, terrifying.

01:58:05.000 And maybe I might eventually recover from that.

01:58:10.000 And the final result down there in Minneapolis was as follows.

01:58:15.000 Ilhan Omar, 232,840 votes and her Republican challenger, Lacey Johnson, with 89,463, which represents a 65%, as I mentioned earlier, victory for Ilhan Omar.

01:58:30.000 Very terrifying and absolutely ghastly.

01:58:33.000 Now, in the interview you heard just a moment ago, I'm not done yet.

01:58:35.000 In the interview you heard just a moment ago, an interesting point was made, not by Gavin, obviously, but by his interlocutor, by Joe Biggs.

01:58:43.000 And that was about whether or not this is really the election of Joe Biden or whether it's a Kamala Harris administration using Joe Biden for electoral...

01:58:55.000 Of course, it's fine.

01:58:55.000 It's fine.

01:58:56.000 It's fine.

01:58:56.000 Take your Coke.

01:58:57.000 That's okay.

01:58:58.000 He doesn't do anything.

01:58:59.000 That's right, too.

01:59:01.000 Why would you not share?

01:59:02.000 You know, I'm like a...

01:59:03.000 Never mind. 1.00

01:59:04.000 Let me fuck you with my heels on, yeah. 1.00

01:59:07.000 If you need some more contemporary hip-hop clips, I can probably help. 1.00

01:59:14.000 Because your shit's like quite old, they're saying. 1.00

01:59:16.000 Like, if you need some want to be a woman. 1.00

01:59:20.000 Yeah.

01:59:21.000 Okay.

01:59:22.000 I want to read to you just a few extracts from a really interesting op-ed, which is on.

01:59:29.000 You have to go into your normal spot.

01:59:31.000 It's incongruous for the flow of the show.

01:59:35.000 The guest situation is the same.

01:59:39.000 I could put it on the green screen.

01:59:41.000 It's annoying.

01:59:42.000 Go to the green screen.

01:59:43.000 No!

01:59:43.000 Go to the green screen.

01:59:45.000 He's going to cry.

01:59:46.000 You made him cry, and now he fell.

01:59:49.000 See, you can't make him...

01:59:50.000 Now he's sad down there.

01:59:52.000 He's not sad at all.

01:59:52.000 He's definitely sad down there.

01:59:54.000 I don't see happiness.

01:59:55.000 Why do you have a bag of crackers on?

01:59:56.000 He's got two modes.

01:59:57.000 Sad, happy, hungry.

02:00:00.000 He's got sad, happy.

02:00:01.000 No, he's got two modes.

02:00:03.000 Sad, hungry, happy, hungry.

02:00:04.000 Continue the point. 1.00

02:00:08.000 I'm very interested in the bitch. 1.00

02:00:14.000 You're a fucking dick. 1.00

02:00:16.000 Sad, hungry, fuck, hungry. 1.00

02:00:18.000 Fuck you. 1.00

02:00:20.000 That was a good drop. 1.00

02:00:21.000 Fucking song. 1.00

02:00:24.000 So continue, sorry. 1.00

02:00:28.000 An interesting op-ed that I noticed in Town Hall, and this is relates to your interview with Joe Biggs.

02:00:35.000 And it was the only interesting thing in that interview, obviously, something he said.

02:00:40.000 Karen Giorno, who is the strategist who was managing diminutive and deadly, who was managing Laura Lubman's campaign and, of course, won Florida for Trump and was the head of voter engagement for Trump, writes a beautiful op-ed for Town Hall explaining that this new thing where you elect a ticket that says Biden Harris,

02:01:06.000 but in fact, really honestly, you're electing the vice president, is an entirely new model of governance and electoral politics for America.

02:01:15.000 It's a completely new thing.

02:01:16.000 And the voters haven't really been told the truth about this.

02:01:20.000 They've been exposed to Joe Biden, and they've been told that Joe Biden is the low-key, common sense, less hassle, less drama alternative to Trump who's always in the news and always saying stuff and always being controversial.

02:01:33.000 Aren't you just exhausted with having a president who behaves like this?

02:01:37.000 And doubtless some voters are.

02:01:39.000 But the alternative that's been presented isn't the alternative that voters will get if the Biden-Harris ticket wins tonight.

02:01:48.000 Because Joe Biden's already admitted that he won't serve a full term.

02:01:54.000 He said, I will, if I'm elected, only serve one term, which is a signal to the voters he might serve even less.

02:02:02.000 Now, Kamala Harris almost certainly, if she's elected, it seems unavoidable, she will have more power than any vice president in history. 1.00

02:02:11.000 Not just because she's been groomed and presented by the Democrat Party as the president-in-waiting, but because Joe Biden is so obviously and so clearly incapable of making major presidential decisions.

02:02:27.000 So the issue here is, at what point in the presidency of Biden and Harris will she start to play more of a co-presidential role?

02:02:38.000 And will she, without the knowledge of the voters, in fact sort of usurp many of the roles and responsibilities of the president? 0.99

02:02:46.000 It seems to me that she will.

02:02:48.000 And this amazing op-ed, which is really, really good in Town Hall by Karen Giorno, which is titled Americans Deserve to Know What's Happened, excuse me, what will happen if Joe Biden is elected, explains that this election tonight isn't really Trump v.

02:03:03.000 Biden at all.

02:03:05.000 And that, I think, shows what the stakes are when we're looking at these battleground states and we're getting excited about the results.

02:03:12.000 We're not really talking, are we, about a Trump versus Biden election.

02:03:16.000 We're talking about a Trump versus Kamala Harris election.

02:03:20.000 And that's an entirely different matter.

02:03:22.000 And it's something that's a little bit more difficult to pass because on the one hand, she's been relentless In her pursuit of black criminals, as a public attorney in California. 0.94

02:03:37.000 But on the other, she has pandered to and apparently buys into a lot of the worst nonsense from the progressive left.

02:03:46.000 So, Gavin, I'd like your point of view on this.

02:03:49.000 If this indeed is a battle, not really between Trump and Biden at all, but between Trump and Harris, with Biden as a placeholder to get her over the line, how does that change the decision that America's making tonight?

02:04:04.000 Is this some sort of a test to see if I was listening?

02:04:09.000 I think the problem with Kamala Harris is no one knows who she is. 0.99

02:04:14.000 Voters aren't informed.

02:04:16.000 They don't know who she is.

02:04:17.000 They don't know what she's about.

02:04:18.000 They don't know what her policies are.

02:04:19.000 So when she says things, they go, are you, you're a woman of color?

02:04:25.000 Are you black?

02:04:26.000 And did you see, Tucker was showing this the other night, her in the South. 0.97

02:04:31.000 She's like, yeah, when I'm down here in the South, I'm like, we used to hang out in the parking lot.

02:04:38.000 She does this like Chris Rock thing. 1.00

02:04:40.000 It was like a lot of racist shit this year. 1.00

02:04:43.000 And she did it in a few different spots across the South where she pretends to be black. 1.00

02:04:48.000 And as Ali Alexander pointed out, the woman is not remotely black. 0.96

02:04:53.000 She's from Westmount, Montreal.

02:04:56.000 And from is misleading.

02:04:58.000 Where were you born?

02:04:58.000 I was born in Hitchin, England by Tommy Robinson.

02:05:01.000 Am I English?

02:05:02.000 Not really.

02:05:03.000 I don't sound very English.

02:05:04.000 Do I?

02:05:05.000 Do I?

02:05:06.000 No.

02:05:07.000 I just said it twice because I said Dewey the first time.

02:05:11.000 It's a good thing being a phony isn't a crime or she'd be doing 30 to life. 1.00

02:05:16.000 But there's no going back now.

02:05:18.000 This is who Kamala Harris is now.

02:05:21.000 She's from the Deep South. 0.97

02:05:23.000 At an event in North Carolina, she seemed like any other deep southerner.

02:05:26.000 You really couldn't tell the difference between her and anybody else from rural Alabama.

02:05:31.000 See for yourself.

02:05:33.000 Because you see Fayette, Vim. 0.94

02:05:35.000 What?

02:05:35.000 When we get this thing done, go back, go back.

02:05:38.000 I got to hear that bagdi.

02:05:39.000 That was Cat Williams.

02:05:41.000 I'm fixing it.

02:05:43.000 What?

02:05:43.000 I got chickens and grit.

02:05:45.000 Sometimes you smoke somebody.

02:05:47.000 Anybody else from rural Alabama?

02:05:50.000 See for yourself.

02:05:52.000 Because you see Fayette, Vim. 0.94

02:05:54.000 When we get this thing done, because you see Fat Film, what's Fat Phil?

02:06:00.000 That's like the guy who runs the jerk chicken joint around the corner.

02:06:04.000 Fat Phil.

02:06:05.000 They call him Fat Phil.

02:06:06.000 And she sees him there.

02:06:08.000 I recognize you.

02:06:09.000 Because you see Fat Phil. 1.00

02:06:11.000 Motherfuckers been stealing your recipes since day one. 1.00

02:06:15.000 Your hot house. 1.00

02:06:17.000 Your food cracking, but you never put forks and knives in my shit. 1.00

02:06:20.000 Or napkins. 1.00

02:06:23.000 I see Fat Phil.

02:06:24.000 Phil in the audience.

02:06:25.000 He also from rural Alabama.

02:06:28.000 See for yourself.

02:06:30.000 Because you see Fayetteville.

02:06:32.000 When we get this. 1.00

02:06:33.000 What the fuck is she saying? 0.99

02:06:34.000 You see Fayetteville. 1.00

02:06:35.000 Oh, Fayetteville.

02:06:37.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:06:37.000 Because you see Fayetteville.

02:06:39.000 Fat Phil's from Fayetteville.

02:06:41.000 The thing with the black accent, by the way, it's really hard to fake.

02:06:45.000 Like, you do a pretty good job.

02:06:47.000 It's so hard because I slip into it when I'm with my family, which is now all African-American.

02:06:52.000 And every once in a while, the women in the family will just look at me as if to say, what was that white boy?

02:06:57.000 Because I still don't get it right, even though I'm a very good mimic.

02:07:00.000 It's a real challenge.

02:07:00.000 No, it's incredibly difficult.

02:07:03.000 You see, Faye Phil, we're only the parking lot.

02:07:07.000 Where do you hear her say parking lot? 1.00

02:07:12.000 Joe Biden and I are about to get rid of that tax bill.

02:07:17.000 Get rid of that tax bill.

02:07:20.000 She's not doing a black accent.

02:07:21.000 She's doing a black accent from like a movie in the 70s. 0.53

02:07:26.000 That's what always happens.

02:07:27.000 That's what always happens.

02:07:28.000 They go to Shaft and they're like, we got some fine foxy mamas here tonight. 1.00

02:07:34.000 I just won't let you know that I'm here for y'all. 0.98

02:07:38.000 It's black exploitation. 1.00

02:07:39.000 Nobody has spoken like that for 40 years. 0.83

02:07:44.000 Okay, silence on the set.

02:07:45.000 Let's hear her talk.

02:07:47.000 I think that was it for that clip.

02:07:50.000 Oh, really?

02:07:51.000 I thought that was the packing lot.

02:07:53.000 Packing lots.

02:07:54.000 Is that the whole entire YouTube video?

02:07:56.000 No, that's just a clip from Tucker.

02:07:57.000 Let me try to get the whole thing.

02:07:58.000 Oh, that whole entire YouTube video you just showed.

02:08:00.000 Have we gone through that?

02:08:01.000 That was the whole thing.

02:08:01.000 Yeah.

02:08:02.000 Because there's another one.

02:08:03.000 There's a bunch of them.

02:08:04.000 And here's something unpopular.

02:08:06.000 Everyone says that Hillary Clinton said, I ain't no ways tired.

02:08:11.000 She was quoting an old poet that talked like that.

02:08:16.000 I don't think that's a good example of her faking a black accent. 0.99

02:08:18.000 But that was, and it was terrible.

02:08:20.000 Let me tell you about Westmount Montreal.

02:08:21.000 I'm from Montreal.

02:08:22.000 Montreal is French and English.

02:08:25.000 Westmount, where her formative years were spent, that's where she became an adult.

02:08:30.000 That's where she came there prepubescent, went through her adolescence there.

02:08:35.000 That's who you are.

02:08:36.000 Your adolescence forms you.

02:08:38.000 That's why it's called formative years.

02:08:41.000 And Westmount is the upper west side of Manhattan, basically.

02:08:44.000 It's very Jewish. 0.87

02:08:45.000 It's very English.

02:08:46.000 Now, when you're in Montreal, English means wealthy.

02:08:52.000 It means a total lack of grit.

02:08:55.000 It means the police never go there.

02:08:57.000 It's different to...

02:08:58.000 Americans might not understand this, but if you're in Quebec and you're in an all-English place, to have the luxury of speaking a different language than the province, like imagine there was an all-English-speaking enclave of Paris.

02:09:11.000 You'd go, well, you guys must be loaded if you can ignore the number one language of the country, of the province.

02:09:18.000 And Quebec is like a country.

02:09:20.000 So it's all white people. 0.89

02:09:22.000 And if there are blacks, they're Haitian. 0.95

02:09:24.000 In other words, you couldn't possibly find a less black, American black location in the world than Westmount Montreal.

02:09:37.000 And she was there in the 70s when before the French had taken over that Montreal, and it was still, the English were still kind of able to have English enclaves.

02:09:50.000 So the fact that she's going for like chitlins and grits.

02:09:55.000 I was talking to Talippe Starks about it, and we were coming up with quizzes for her.

02:09:59.000 Oh, yeah, you can do Jeopardy.

02:10:01.000 Statistically, Kamala Harris, cheap.

02:10:04.000 I don't know a lot about American black culture, like deep, deep down and black culture. 1.00

02:10:08.000 And he was giving me all these like things like, when we buy chicken from the bodega we always order ketchup salt and pepper Mila you can just cross the camera it's a black screen for a tenth of a second just don't knock it look there are three ways I think you just did there are three ways in which you can prove that you are African American in America in 2020 and she fails on all three counts the first one is does she yell at the movie screen in theaters and the answer is clearly no she does not the second one is does

02:16:37.000 who's actually just a white liberal in the same way that obama if you think about it um setting aside his uh you know place of birth controversies, was sort of a man of colour who similarly was simply a white liberal.

02:16:53.000 And in that way, specifically, she's the ultimate heir to Obama, and she's the perfect continuity candidate for a Democrat Party that wants to forget that Trump ever happened and just continue as though Obama had done what he always said he was going to do,

02:17:09.000 which was fundamentally transform the country.

02:17:13.000 I think Obama is worse than a rich white male. 0.99

02:17:16.000 He's his mother. 1.00

02:17:17.000 He's a woman.

02:17:18.000 He's a white woman. 0.66

02:17:20.000 Look at the way he plays basketball.

02:17:21.000 Look at the way he rides a bike.

02:17:23.000 He's his mom.

02:17:25.000 Well, if you look at the sexual politics of his marriage, it seems to me to be relatively obvious that he's not the husband in that relationship. 1.00

02:17:36.000 Do you think she has a dick? 1.00

02:17:37.000 I don't think she has a penis, but I think in all other ways, in all significant and meaningful ways, she's quite obviously the dominant partner. 1.00

02:17:47.000 I don't think she has a dick either, but it's a common belief in the far, far right. 1.00

02:17:52.000 If she had a dick, right? 1.00

02:17:54.000 And we had a tranny in the White House, and Barack Obama was sucking on his boyfriend's cock in America in the White House, I kind of got to respect that Rocky horror picture show, insane fucking hustle of a tranny and his boyfriend. 1.00

02:18:14.000 He's taking the shamelessness and the chutzpah of the Clinton administration and taking it to the logical next step, right? 1.00

02:18:25.000 Yeah.

02:18:26.000 That's why Pete Buddhe could never be president.

02:18:29.000 The idea of a guy getting up to the podium and we knew another guy just jizzed on your face in the White House is just...

02:18:38.000 We don't know that.

02:18:41.000 Can you get me a beer and get Copper Cab on the phone?

02:18:43.000 Possibly we ain't that straight.

02:18:47.000 Yes.

02:18:48.000 I don't get the whole meth makes you gay thing either, speaking of Tiger King. 0.81

02:18:53.000 Or being gay in prison. 0.99

02:18:55.000 I can forgo sex. 1.00

02:18:56.000 I'll beat off. 0.97

02:18:59.000 It's a very effective simulator.

02:19:00.000 There are a number of hyper-masculine traditions and cultures that nonetheless completely accept dabbling in jail.

02:19:09.000 And the first time this ever hit the mainstream, I think, was The Sopranos, wasn't it?

02:19:13.000 When...

02:19:14.000 Did they put it in the mountain?

02:19:15.000 No, it was big at HBO's prison show.

02:19:19.000 Right, but what I'm saying is the first time that a hyper-masculine pop culture figure, I'm talking about like top-ranked pop culture figure, ever kind of said, oh, well, yeah, that's just what happens in prison, is, I think, in season three or four of The Sopranos,

02:19:35.000 where Tony Soprano basically says, oh, that's in jail, that doesn't count.

02:19:40.000 He says something along those lines.

02:19:41.000 It was a joke.

02:19:43.000 I don't think it is.

02:19:44.000 I don't think it is.

02:19:45.000 And I think, you know, The Sopranos is the first time, I think, in mainstream popular culture.

02:19:53.000 Where you get one of these hyper-masculine subcultures acknowledging that what happens, it's their equivalent of what happens in jail stays in jail, right? 0.99

02:20:01.000 Please, it's a fucking joke. 0.98

02:20:03.000 It's an acknowledgement that when that's all that's available. 0.99

02:20:09.000 It doesn't make sense, though. 1.00

02:20:11.000 That's like, hey, if there's no other food to eat, you might as well eat shit. 0.99

02:20:16.000 Well, I don't know. 0.99

02:20:17.000 Now, you know, this is one of the oldest symbols.

02:20:22.000 How are you doing?

02:20:22.000 You seem to be running out of steam.

02:20:24.000 Who?

02:20:24.000 You.

02:20:25.000 You still got gas in your tank?

02:20:27.000 No, I'm fine.

02:20:28.000 You know, my energy levels wax and wane.

02:20:31.000 It's a bit like, you know, the moon and the tides.

02:20:35.000 So I started.

02:20:36.000 Like abroad.

02:20:38.000 I guess.

02:20:39.000 It's ironic that you're from abroad because you act like a broad. 1.00

02:20:43.000 Hey.

02:20:44.000 Well, it's a weak pun that might nonetheless hold.

02:20:49.000 It's hard to quantify the question.

02:20:50.000 I'm in charge, bend over.

02:20:51.000 Give it an hour, and I'll be hyperactive again.

02:20:54.000 I'm in charge, bend over.

02:20:55.000 All right, well, let's fill the hole.

02:20:57.000 Let's fill Milo's hole with the copper cab. 0.70

02:20:59.000 What's happened?

02:21:00.000 Dokey dokey.

02:21:02.000 I told you to get a hold of him.

02:21:04.000 Yep.

02:21:04.000 I said, get me a beer and get me a copper cab.

02:21:06.000 I texted him.

02:21:06.000 I said, text me when you're Edgy Mate.

02:21:10.000 And he never texted us.

02:21:12.000 I'm worried Ryan had beers and he's...

02:21:14.000 No, you said we've been drinking beer?

02:21:15.000 I'm one white claw.

02:21:16.000 Not even done with it.

02:21:18.000 Okay, well, take it easy.

02:21:19.000 In the meantime, I'll give you an update on the Battle Great.

02:21:22.000 Wait, wait, hold on, hold on.

02:21:23.000 Oh, my God.

02:21:25.000 What is that?

02:21:26.000 Hi.

02:21:27.000 Hey, how's it going?

02:21:28.000 How are you? 1.00

02:21:30.000 You know, the easy thing about you becoming trans is you already had tits. 1.00

02:21:36.000 I'm sorry. 1.00

02:21:38.000 Did I really just come onto your stream to be bashed for my gender already? 0.95

02:21:43.000 No, I just fucking got here and you're already starting on me. 0.98

02:21:48.000 I am not transgender. 1.00

02:21:52.000 I'm gender fluid, asshole. 1.00

02:21:53.000 They them. 1.00

02:21:56.000 Okay, like for you, you reacting like that implies that you think tits are gross. 1.00

02:22:00.000 I like tits. 1.00

02:22:01.000 Can I see yours? 0.99

02:22:03.000 I'm sorry.

02:22:04.000 Did you really?

02:22:05.000 I'm sorry. 0.99

02:22:06.000 Do you see tits? 1.00

02:22:07.000 I do. 0.99

02:22:07.000 Do you see tits here? 0.99

02:22:08.000 Yep. 0.99

02:22:09.000 I do. 1.00

02:22:10.000 Is that what you want to fucking suck? 1.00

02:22:12.000 Derek Hon, give him a little nice little grit there like a baby? 1.00

02:22:15.000 They actually are not bad at all.

02:22:19.000 How does it feel to be losing to Trump?

02:22:21.000 Or I'm sorry, to Biden right now.

02:22:23.000 131 to 98.

02:22:25.000 How does that feel?

02:22:26.000 That's not what I'm getting.

02:22:27.000 Nope.

02:22:29.000 Are you feeling a little blue right now?

02:22:31.000 Feeling a little blue?

02:22:32.000 Yeah, I'm feeling a little blue collar.

02:22:34.000 I think you're wrong, dude.

02:22:35.000 When did you last check in?

02:22:38.000 I got it on my screen right here.

02:22:40.000 Joe Biden, 131, baby.

02:22:42.000 98.

02:22:43.000 Little Donald Duck.

02:22:47.000 Yeah.

02:22:48.000 Yeah.

02:22:48.000 Go around.

02:22:49.000 Drive your little Donald. 1.00

02:22:50.000 Oh, I'm in my fucking Ford truck. 1.00

02:22:52.000 I'm going to drive around and follow the Biden buses. 1.00

02:22:56.000 Demonstrates!

02:22:58.000 You harass Democrats off the streets.

02:23:01.000 Then you turn around and call us snowflakes. 1.00

02:23:03.000 Do I look like a fucking snowflake to you? 1.00

02:23:07.000 I don't fucking think so. 1.00

02:23:08.000 You are the snowflakes. 1.00

02:23:10.000 And guess what?

02:23:10.000 Just like me, soon you'll be feeling a little blue.

02:23:13.000 But I don't mean in a Democrat way.

02:23:15.000 I mean, you'll be crying.

02:23:16.000 I'm blue.

02:23:17.000 Da-ba-dee-da-ba-da. 1.00

02:23:19.000 Fuck you. 1.00

02:23:20.000 Didn't I beat the shit out of you? 1.00

02:23:23.000 That did not happen. 1.00

02:23:25.000 You cheated.

02:23:26.000 You cheated.

02:23:26.000 Double wrapped the hands.

02:23:28.000 You wore set a 20.

02:23:30.000 I wore 20 ounce gloves while you wore 16.

02:23:32.000 I can't kick your turf.

02:23:33.000 That was true. 1.00

02:23:34.000 Next time we fight, I'll bring your ass to me, bitch, and we'll see who fucking wins. 1.00

02:23:39.000 Yeah, that was the problem. 1.00

02:23:40.000 There was a location. 1.00

02:23:41.000 You fucking cut! 1.00

02:23:43.000 Service! 1.00

02:23:44.000 That is concerning, though, Milo.

02:23:46.000 You just showed Biden way ahead of Trump. 1.00

02:23:50.000 Lick my fucking feet like the cut you. 1.00

02:23:53.000 I believe that the numbers he's using are from USA Today. 1.00

02:23:57.000 Is that USA Today you're using there, Copper?

02:24:01.000 I am using Google. 1.00

02:24:04.000 He's kind of a bitch. 1.00

02:24:06.000 I am using Google. 1.00

02:24:07.000 Okay.

02:24:08.000 If you're going to become a woman, can't you be a nice one? 1.00

02:24:11.000 Out of all the chicks you could be, you're the worst cunt I've ever come across. 1.00

02:24:16.000 You're saying that you can become a woman now. 1.00

02:24:18.000 Copper cunt. 1.00

02:24:19.000 Like it's a fucking voice. 1.00

02:24:20.000 Sorry, if you're going to pretend to be a woman, can't you be like a nice one? 1.00

02:24:23.000 Like, I don't know, Christiana Annapore or something, like an intellectual broad who doesn't have blue.

02:24:29.000 I'm sorry.

02:24:29.000 Let me speak.

02:24:30.000 Let me speak.

02:24:31.000 I am a nice one.

02:24:33.000 I am a nice woman.

02:24:35.000 When I feel that way.

02:24:37.000 Right now, Joseph R. Biden Jr., okay, is winning.

02:24:42.000 This is live.

02:24:43.000 2020.

02:24:43.000 U.S. election results.

02:24:47.000 The era of man is over, Devin.

02:24:51.000 The majority of women are voting.

02:24:52.000 The future is female. 1.00

02:24:54.000 I called this years ago.

02:24:56.000 When? 0.99

02:24:58.000 And soon, people like me and Belle Delphine, my girlfriend, will be running the fucking country. 1.00

02:25:05.000 Soon, me and my princesses will be running the fucking world. 1.00

02:25:08.000 Are you fucking actual, literal, human, Belle Delphine, or just pillows of her? 1.00

02:25:14.000 Ah, we're going to run the world, baby. 1.00

02:25:17.000 Who runs the world?

02:25:19.000 Women? 1.00

02:25:21.000 Why the woman that chooses you chose to be a drunk cunt? 1.00

02:25:26.000 Are you fucking Belle Delphine or pillows of her? 1.00

02:25:29.000 Have you met Belle Delphine? 1.00

02:25:32.000 She's my girlfriend.

02:25:34.000 She's my girlfriend.

02:25:35.000 I've been talking to her for many, many, many months now, about six months on Twitter.

02:25:39.000 Okay.

02:25:39.000 And she's given me her number.

02:25:40.000 I've sent her many gifts.

02:25:42.000 I've spent around $33,000 of your money on her Amazon wish list.

02:25:48.000 You're simp.

02:25:49.000 So would you be able to take a Sharpie marker and draw it on her face with her face?

02:25:55.000 And then if I looked her up, she'd have a Sharpie marker on her face. 1.00

02:25:59.000 Okay, first of all, you will go nowhere near her.

02:26:03.000 Don't talk about putting in... 0.99

02:26:04.000 You want to see a fucking Sharpie? 0.99

02:26:06.000 No, I don't want to. 1.00

02:26:09.000 Fuck you. 1.00

02:26:10.000 Making my wig blue. 1.00

02:26:10.000 That's the only Sharpie that you need to see. 1.00

02:26:12.000 Right there, baby.

02:26:14.000 That's right.

02:26:15.000 Bad pitches for Biden. 1.00

02:26:17.000 That's the only Sharpie you're going to be seeing other than the one that I'm going to shove up your fucking ass. 1.00

02:26:22.000 You piece of shit. 1.00

02:26:24.000 Sharpie up my ass doesn't sound so bad. 1.00

02:26:27.000 Does that even hurt? 0.99

02:26:28.000 That's actually my sort of size variation.

02:26:30.000 I wouldn't even notice it these days.

02:26:32.000 Just to give you an update from the New York Times in Battleground states, the New York Times has Trump up three in Florida with a 95% chance of victory.

02:26:41.000 A 95% chance of victory in North Carolina.

02:26:45.000 Arizona, still up for grabs.

02:26:47.000 Ohio, Trump plus five.

02:26:49.000 Georgia, 82% chance of a Trump victory with Trump up 14.

02:26:53.000 Minnesota is up Biden quite considerably.

02:26:58.000 But Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania are all large Trump gains.

02:27:03.000 All the battleground states to watch identified by the New York Times.

02:27:08.000 Only three of them are even ambivalent or contentious.

02:27:15.000 Hold on.

02:27:16.000 Everything else is a quite comfortable Trump victory.

02:27:19.000 But Milo, Copper Cab here has a strong point.

02:27:23.000 And I just looked it up.

02:27:24.000 It's 131 Biden, 98 Trump.

02:27:28.000 Well, you're assuming that results come in not only sort of evenly spread across the country, but that those results that come across, excuse me, that come in evenly across the country come from states that have similar numbers of electoral votes.

02:27:45.000 Can you stop?

02:27:46.000 You're making him cry.

02:27:47.000 Her.

02:27:47.000 I'm sorry.

02:27:50.000 She just cried.

02:27:51.000 This is not the best character that he's ever played online.

02:27:55.000 What I can tell you is that if you turn to Reuters, which has an extraordinary...

02:28:04.000 Okay, we've got to go.

02:28:05.000 You're hurting him too much.

02:28:06.000 Just hang up on him.

02:28:08.000 Oh, he's got calm shooting out of his mouth.

02:28:11.000 I think we probably just... 0.99

02:28:13.000 Damn it, I told you that, bro. 1.00

02:28:15.000 Damn. 1.00

02:28:16.000 We're just going to save you. 1.00

02:28:16.000 How do you give the pain? 1.00

02:28:18.000 Plug it. 0.84

02:28:18.000 No, just get rich. 0.84

02:28:19.000 Just unplug it.

02:28:20.000 He's earned his 50 bucks today.

02:28:22.000 I will tell you that with Reuters, which has an extremely conservative, we'll only call it when we're really, really sure, strategy for calling the race, they are still saying that Biden is at 98 and Trump is at 89,

02:28:40.000 which is so close and so early that it is meaningless.

02:28:44.000 They also report that the Senate, House, and Governor races have no absolutely definitive, meaningless, excuse me, meaningful results.

02:28:54.000 But answer me this, Mr. Sophist.

02:28:57.000 How can Sophologists, how can I be looking at the, what is this?

02:29:02.000 The Associated Press?

02:29:04.000 The Associated Press saying 131 for Biden, 98 for Trump, and then you say 98 Biden.

02:29:10.000 What was yours you just said?

02:29:12.000 Look, every media organization is making their own decisions about when and what to call.

02:29:18.000 So for instance, the USA Today is saying it's 131 for Biden and 98 for Trump.

02:29:24.000 Yes.

02:29:24.000 But you turn over to Fox News and you see completely different numbers, 129 for Trump.

02:29:28.000 What is Fox News?

02:29:29.000 129 For Biden and 109 for Trump, which is very much in line with what we saw at about this kind of time in 2016.

02:29:37.000 Look at Reuters, which is extremely conservative, and you've got just 10 or 11 difference: 98 for Biden, 89 for Trump.

02:29:48.000 Look at the New York Times, 131 to 98.

02:29:52.000 There is a much larger margin, but with states like Texas not yet called.

02:29:58.000 Nor, by the way, is Utah, which of course carries six electoral votes, anything west of Utah.

02:30:05.000 And that, of course, also excludes Iowa, Ohio, and Florida.

02:30:11.000 By the way, even though 94% of estimated votes have been reported in Florida, Florida's 29 electoral votes still don't form part of the New York Times' tally of who has won what.

02:30:24.000 If you can recall what I was saying earlier on in the evening, these media organizations are waiting until they absolutely have no choice to grant Trump states that he has obviously won.

02:30:36.000 If you look at Georgia, 55% of estimated votes reported Trump is winning 55.4% to 43%, not included in the New York Times tally.

02:30:48.000 Look at North Carolina, 90% reported Trump is winning.

02:30:53.000 Pennsylvania, Trump is winning.

02:30:55.000 Now, Pennsylvania started the evening when it was only in single-digit reportage as a huge Biden victory.

02:31:02.000 But now that 31% of the estimated votes have been reported, Trump is winning 53 to 45.

02:31:09.000 Many of the most important states in the country simply aren't showing up in these tallies yet.

02:31:16.000 That's very serious.

02:31:17.000 All right, we have something very experimental to try.

02:31:19.000 I'm appearing on Anthony Coome's show, but I want to use it on this show.

02:31:23.000 Sure, sure.

02:31:24.000 So I'll use Skype on my computer, and then are you logged into Compound Media?

02:31:29.000 I can be.

02:31:30.000 We shouldn't be promoting the competition here.

02:31:32.000 This is a bad move.

02:31:33.000 You mean MomPoundKedia?

02:31:36.000 It's a great network.

02:31:38.000 It is, and I feel bad by muxing up the name.

02:31:43.000 Okay, so I'm telling them that I'm ready.

02:31:47.000 So we're going to be on a little bit of delay here.

02:31:49.000 So what I'm going to do is...

02:31:50.000 Yeah, that doesn't matter.

02:31:50.000 As long as they see the graphics.

02:31:52.000 You know what I mean?

02:31:54.000 Okay.

02:31:54.000 Like, I don't care about the lip syncing.

02:31:57.000 Okay.

02:31:58.000 I could mute you and just show Anthony's feed.

02:32:02.000 Mute me and just show Anthony's feed.

02:32:04.000 So we would just be showing their...

02:32:05.000 Well, let's try that.

02:32:06.000 Let's try a bunch of things.

02:32:07.000 This is a new...

02:32:08.000 I don't know if that's good.

02:32:10.000 Oh, there's Pat.

02:32:13.000 Chatted a month ago.

02:32:15.000 Why don't I call them?

02:32:18.000 Let me see what happens here.

02:32:30.000 I guess just put the volume down a little bit.

02:32:34.000 Because you're shooting me.

02:32:36.000 Yeah, when they do accept you.

02:32:38.000 Let me know when you get on there.

02:32:40.000 I got their feet rocking.

02:32:41.000 So should I keep my microphone on?

02:32:42.000 800.

02:32:45.000 Yeah, it doesn't matter.

02:32:46.000 I'll cut it off, if anything.

02:32:51.000 Wait, and then you're going to have to go get their footage of this?

02:32:54.000 No, no, no.

02:32:55.000 No, I'm just going to show their stream.

02:32:57.000 So what are the people at home going to see?

02:33:00.000 His stream.

02:33:00.000 800.

02:33:01.000 That means that.

02:33:03.000 Because otherwise we would just...

02:33:05.000 If we Skyped him through here, all you would do is hear their audio, which stinks.

02:33:09.000 Not that it stinks, but it stinks only to see one person talking.

02:33:13.000 So we're just going to tune into their thing.

02:33:17.000 By the way, in the meantime, this guy's going...

02:33:22.000 What's his face from the Young Turts is going Bonanski's. 0.98

02:33:25.000 Chink Unker. 1.00

02:33:27.000 Then you might win an election or two.

02:33:30.000 We should be crushing Trump right now.

02:33:33.000 The fact that it's close is unconscionable.

02:33:36.000 Ida, I'm going to go to you on three separate, super important things.

02:33:39.000 But first, I got to tell the audience.

02:33:40.000 Look, guys, this is all we have.

02:33:43.000 Oh, but...

02:33:44.000 Hey, what's your underwear?

02:33:45.000 What's your underwear sponsor say?

02:33:46.000 I don't know when they're going to patch you in.

02:33:48.000 Yeah, maybe show them chink. 1.00

02:33:50.000 Have you ever punch Trump in the face? 0.50

02:33:52.000 Oh, I'm going to bring John Taylor.

02:33:53.000 He recognized me. 1.00

02:33:54.000 Shut up. 0.97

02:33:56.000 Hey, do you mind standing by for a bit while we talk to Mr. Ganovic and Azora? 0.99

02:34:01.000 Oh, God.

02:34:03.000 Yeah, stand down or stand down.

02:34:05.000 This is the kind of commentary I read. 0.91

02:34:08.000 It would be dumb by 10:30 if she were calling the Zach Fox News. 0.91

02:34:11.000 We'd be drunk by 11. 0.95

02:34:13.000 Yeah.

02:34:13.000 Exactly.

02:34:14.000 Good Americans for Christmas.

02:34:16.000 I'd be a pessimist. 1.00

02:34:17.000 Just fucking call them. 0.99

02:34:18.000 Just call them. 1.00

02:34:19.000 Wish I was there. 1.00

02:34:19.000 God damn it. 1.00

02:34:20.000 Hey, Nick, Fan just tweeted I should parlay my bet on generals over the globetrotters. 0.99

02:34:25.000 I've got ah.

02:34:26.000 Ah, the generals are dudes.

02:34:29.000 Nick, what's your underwear sponsor say?

02:34:36.000 We have Gavin McInnes.

02:34:38.000 Chief Underwear made by military guys.

02:34:41.000 Dave, do you mind standing by for a bit while we talk to Mr. Gavin McGinnis?

02:34:46.000 Oh, God.

02:34:48.000 Yes.

02:34:48.000 Stand down or stand by.

02:34:52.000 My God.

02:34:53.000 Stand by and stand down and be a poor boy.

02:34:56.000 Oh, we can get over the poor boys.

02:34:58.000 Okay, you don't have to do anything.

02:34:59.000 Gavin, hello, my friend.

02:35:02.000 How are you doing?

02:35:03.000 Very good.

02:35:04.000 We're feeling very confident about a Trump victory.

02:35:08.000 What's your take so far? 0.99

02:35:11.000 I made the mistake of celebrating a little early, and now I'm trying to report on it, and I'm so shit-faced. 0.98

02:35:18.000 I love this guy. 0.92

02:35:20.000 I got Milo here, and he's like, well, what's actually happening is USA Today has reported the Senate a little too soon.

02:35:27.000 What do you think? 0.99

02:35:27.000 And I'm like, oh my God, do you like tits? 0.99

02:35:30.000 I know you're gay. 1.00

02:35:34.000 Not flapjacks. 1.00

02:35:35.000 I don't mean flapjacks. 0.95

02:35:36.000 Those are gross.

02:35:37.000 Or like, has it got a little bit of a bounce? 0.99

02:35:41.000 It's what it, what a, you can't pick a better day to get fucked up because of all this going on. 0.95

02:35:46.000 What made you think you should celebrate so early? 0.98

02:35:49.000 I was a little nervous at first.

02:35:51.000 And then we saw the mybookie.com betting line now on Trump is insanely low or high.

02:36:01.000 What would you think about it?

02:36:01.000 It flipped.

02:36:02.000 It literally flipped.

02:36:03.000 Like, Trump was an underdog at tip-off, we'll call it.

02:36:08.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:36:08.000 And then, you know, 150 electoral votes in, and suddenly he's a huge favorite.

02:36:13.000 I bet $1,000 on Trump, and the odds said that if I won, I would win $1,300.

02:36:19.000 Yeah, $100.

02:36:20.000 So I get that much money.

02:36:22.000 Now, if you bet $1,000, you'd get back.

02:36:27.000 Well, you would have to risk $800 just to win $100.

02:36:30.000 $800.

02:36:30.000 Yeah, if I put...

02:36:31.000 Now it's $350, though.

02:36:32.000 That's a big change in a matter of seconds.

02:36:34.000 Oh, that was a big change.

02:36:36.000 See, they must be watching a different electoral match.

02:36:39.000 They're swinging.

02:36:40.000 And another state must have come in for Biden. 1.00

02:36:42.000 But still, he's way the fuck. 0.99

02:36:46.000 It could also be, look, no one is going to bet Trump or Trump, whatever you want to call him, at minus 800. 0.99

02:36:51.000 So they lowered the line.

02:36:52.000 It's a huge lower.

02:36:54.000 But I mean, it's still, just look at it.

02:36:55.000 It's minus 350 right now.

02:36:57.000 He's favored like Chris. 0.99

02:36:59.000 You should know more than anyone who is going to win because you hang around with shitty comedians. 0.99

02:37:04.000 And shitty comedians, they drive around the country and they're Honda Civics and they see the lawn signs. 0.99

02:37:10.000 Yes. 0.99

02:37:11.000 And these are the guys who have the pulse of the nation.

02:37:14.000 I don't mean lazy comedians like Gino and Pat and don't actually drive around a Honda Civic.

02:37:21.000 I would never own a Honda. 0.98

02:37:23.000 The ambitious, shitty comedians, they see the lawn signs everywhere and they always tell you they're actually better than betting. 1.00

02:37:29.000 But also, these fucking rallies. 0.99

02:37:32.000 Like you see a Trump rally and it's a sea of M ⁇ Ms and then you see a Biden rally and it's four people sitting in weird circles that looks like something at a Logan's run. 1.00

02:37:44.000 And then you have fucking Obama go, I actually don't like those big rallies because they're bad for COVID. 0.94

02:37:52.000 They're super spreader rallies. 0.99

02:37:53.000 It's a great Obama impression, by the way.

02:37:56.000 I didn't think it was that good.

02:37:58.000 I didn't get it.

02:37:59.000 It was that.

02:38:00.000 I didn't see it.

02:38:02.000 When Obama spoke and said that, that is such a cover for no one will show up to see us.

02:38:10.000 So we'll say we don't want you to come see us because it's very dangerous. 0.92

02:38:16.000 Meanwhile, they would jerk off if they had a tenth of the people that show up at a Trump rally. 0.86

02:38:23.000 Look at these Trans Lives Matter rallies. 0.98

02:38:25.000 The Brooklyn Museum had 200,000 people.

02:38:28.000 Was that a super spreading event?

02:38:30.000 Or did it not matter when they were doing it? 1.00

02:38:32.000 Spreading their assholes. 1.00

02:38:33.000 Yes. 1.00

02:38:34.000 Super spread your tranny asshole. 1.00

02:38:38.000 That's a real clever. 1.00

02:38:39.000 I get it.

02:38:39.000 That's clever.

02:38:40.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:38:40.000 They do that.

02:38:41.000 They take it in the asshole. 1.00

02:38:42.000 They do. 1.00

02:38:43.000 Because they don't have high races.

02:38:44.000 They don't get in hot water.

02:38:46.000 That's the chick that was there. 1.00

02:38:47.000 That's the chick. 1.00

02:38:48.000 I follow her on Instagram.

02:38:49.000 She's like that Long Island boy.

02:38:51.000 Yeah, Tina. 0.68

02:38:52.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:38:53.000 Every time she talks, and she's like, she has her phone out and she's like, these fuckers coming in here think they're going to fuck you show. 1.00

02:39:01.000 Am I the only one that goes, she would probably be the best fuck in the world? 1.00

02:39:04.000 I don't think you're the only one. 0.99

02:39:06.000 I think everybody here is saying that, right?

02:39:08.000 Right, Tina?

02:39:10.000 You know, Gavin?

02:39:12.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

02:39:13.000 We'll crack that fucker open. 1.00

02:39:15.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

02:39:16.000 We'll crack that bottle open in a bit.

02:39:19.000 It's got even bigger.

02:39:20.000 My bottle's getting larger. 0.99

02:39:21.000 Somebody sent me a tweet of the flag of New Mexico, and it just says, let's fucking go, man. 0.99

02:39:27.000 Gambler, Gino bet that Trump would take New Mexico. 0.99

02:39:31.000 I thought it would flip red.

02:39:32.000 I bet 100 to win 400.

02:39:34.000 Didn't work.

02:39:34.000 400?

02:39:36.000 Didn't work out for daddy.

02:39:37.000 Oh, Jesus.

02:39:39.000 But you know what's weird?

02:39:40.000 When you look at Google, you look at AP, it still has 131.108.

02:39:46.000 Yeah, you know what's 20?

02:39:47.000 Yeah, 129.109.

02:39:48.000 That was 89 when we started this discussion.

02:39:50.000 Yeah.

02:39:52.000 Oh. 1.00

02:39:52.000 Dude, it's fucking, they won't call states for Trump. 1.00

02:39:57.000 They just won't do it until the bitter end. 1.00

02:39:59.000 They need to hang on by their fingernails trying to perpetuate this bullshit story that they've been running with for four fucking years. 1.00

02:40:08.000 Do you guys smell what I smell here? 1.00

02:40:10.000 I just got a big whiff of landslide.

02:40:13.000 Oh, a landslide.

02:40:16.000 Yeah.

02:40:16.000 It smells like rock, soil, pulverized trees.

02:40:21.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:40:22.000 I think you're right.

02:40:24.000 Wait a minute.

02:40:25.000 I'm looking here at Reuters, and they have 98 Biden, 99 Trump.

02:40:31.000 Why doesn't everyone have the same data?

02:40:33.000 Now we have 115 Trump, 129 Biden on Fox.

02:40:39.000 And I'm looking at the AP, and the only state, it's not even giving him Pennsylvania anymore.

02:40:43.000 It swung Pennsylvania over to Trump.

02:40:45.000 It's giving him New Hampshire.

02:40:46.000 He's no news.

02:40:48.000 Holding on to the next one.

02:40:49.000 It's holding 131.108.

02:40:51.000 Where's that?

02:40:52.000 Where is that?

02:40:53.000 Oh, that's old news.

02:40:55.000 Oh, yeah, that's it.

02:40:56.000 Do you guys think we're going to find out tonight?

02:40:58.000 No.

02:40:59.000 No.

02:40:59.000 But we'll know enough to see whether the cities will burn or not.

02:41:03.000 I think they're going to know.

02:41:05.000 No, but I mean, they have to call those other states tonight, except for Pennsylvania.

02:41:10.000 Yeah, hopefully Trump doesn't even need Pennsylvania.

02:41:15.000 We'll win this, and we'll, you know, hope for the best there.

02:41:18.000 A guy from Florida says local news already called Florida for Trump in Fox of Tampa. 0.97

02:41:22.000 90 fucking 5% precincts in. 0.96

02:41:25.000 Yeah, listen to a guy in Florida. 0.99

02:41:29.000 Tampa's behind it.

02:41:30.000 What are we doing? 1.00

02:41:31.000 Trump 2020, motherfucker. 1.00

02:41:33.000 Motherfucker. 1.00

02:41:35.000 I'm dying to do that. 1.00

02:41:36.000 So bail, my little sign.

02:41:39.000 From 2020, Mikey.

02:41:41.000 Dude, this is...

02:41:42.000 Isn't it bizarre seeing Manhattan with this plywood everywhere?

02:41:46.000 Oh, yeah.

02:41:46.000 Yeah.

02:41:46.000 It's fantastic.

02:41:49.000 Deluders, do blacks not have power tools? 1.00

02:41:52.000 I thought they don't have a power tool. 1.00

02:41:54.000 How about a fucking pry bar or a hammer? 0.99

02:41:56.000 Probably. 1.00

02:41:57.000 You know?

02:41:58.000 You just got to get into one hardware store and then you can get into everywhere.

02:42:02.000 Maybe a group of people charge it.

02:42:05.000 You put it up against the screw and just... 1.00

02:42:07.000 Yeah, a fucking Makita. 0.99

02:42:08.000 You're just pulling those screws out and you're in. 1.00

02:42:12.000 And then you got a stack of wood to burn also.

02:42:14.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:42:15.000 I heard you saying that on the show.

02:42:18.000 They're putting flammable materials up there.

02:42:20.000 No, wait, that's a true story because when I was walking down, when I was walking to Times Square with the big flag, they had a big gasoline.

02:42:28.000 That gasoline, they were throwing it on the flag and trying to burn it as we were walking with it.

02:42:32.000 And this was a big flag.

02:42:33.000 There was over 100 of us had to carry flag.

02:42:36.000 And that's true.

02:42:37.000 I have it on film.

02:42:39.000 Imagine, I would love when they're trying to light a flag on fire to throw a Molotov in there.

02:42:43.000 Not even a lit one.

02:42:44.000 Just gasoline.

02:42:46.000 But don't you? 0.97

02:42:46.000 And let them blow themselves up. 0.97

02:42:47.000 That'd be nice.

02:42:49.000 Don't you take some kind of solace in the fact that, or solace, whichever way you want to say it, in the fact that it must be a nightmare to wake up every day and think that you could die of COVID. 0.98

02:42:58.000 To think that fucking, you know, that, oh my, it's the end of the day. 0.97

02:43:01.000 It's the end of the world. 1.00

02:43:02.000 It's the end of the world.

02:43:02.000 Every day at the end of the world.

02:43:04.000 Are like, this is a normal reaction.

02:43:06.000 It's got to be a nightmare.

02:43:07.000 And people do it. 1.00

02:43:08.000 Like, when I sit on the subway, I swear to God, today, I fucking, I walked into my house because I'm the white trash that I am. 0.99

02:43:12.000 And I found an iVoted sticker and I stuck it on my fucking Blue Lives Matter headband. 0.99

02:43:17.000 And I sat on the subway with no mask and I just drank it in. 0.99

02:43:21.000 I drank it.

02:43:21.000 And all the people have been like, how can you?

02:43:22.000 And I'm like, what?

02:43:23.000 What? 0.99

02:43:23.000 I'm going to get punched in the face. 0.99

02:43:24.000 I will eventually. 1.00

02:43:25.000 And I'll cry like a bitch. 1.00

02:43:26.000 But until then, it fucking. 1.00

02:43:29.000 Get names. 1.00

02:43:29.000 Get fucking names. 1.00

02:43:30.000 I'll drink them for you. 1.00

02:43:31.000 Thank you, voiceover, for fucking Baltra. 1.00

02:43:33.000 What the fuck is he talking about? 1.00

02:43:36.000 Rosie the Riveter on his fucking headband for growing up. 1.00

02:43:38.000 That's right, yes we talked about New York City and needs my soul to fucking know that I'm not those people that live in terror every day. 0.99

02:43:45.000 Well, you don't have to. 0.92

02:43:46.000 How's Michigan looking? 0.97

02:43:48.000 I know that's not fair to say feeds my soul because there are black people in Texas.

02:43:51.000 Michigan is looking like it's going to go red, but Trump's ahead in Texas.

02:43:56.000 12% ahead in Michigan with 40% reporting.

02:44:00.000 Too close to call. 1.00

02:44:01.000 Yeah, that shit's too close to call. 0.99

02:44:03.000 He's up almost 2 million people. 0.99

02:44:04.000 He's got a lot of people up there that he needs.

02:44:05.000 Yeah, it looks like he's 200,000.

02:44:07.000 I mean, the entire northeast and middle part of the country, upper, looks exactly like it looked.

02:44:14.000 You know, you got Illinois going to Democrats, Virginia. 0.99

02:44:17.000 This is all the same shit as the Clinton Trump election. 1.00

02:44:22.000 Are they losing their mind on CNN? 1.00

02:44:24.000 Can we take a peek at CNN and see what they're fucking saying? 0.99

02:44:26.000 Tell them that. 0.99

02:44:27.000 The only younger over on Young Uganda.

02:44:29.000 The only sticky wicket.

02:44:32.000 Arizona was a Biden state.

02:44:37.000 How many electoral votes is Arizona?

02:44:39.000 Six or something?

02:44:40.000 Eleven.

02:44:41.000 Let's call it Tina. 1.00

02:44:42.000 That's a lot to flip a fucking state. 1.00

02:44:46.000 Tina, you are my cup of tea. 0.99

02:44:48.000 This is your my exact type.

02:44:50.000 What's that?

02:44:52.000 I don't know, Brassy Broad with the New York accent.

02:44:55.000 Tina, I thought you said Brassy.

02:44:56.000 Oh, you thought it was you, Tina?

02:44:58.000 Like, I'm not his cup of tea.

02:45:00.000 Are you married?

02:45:01.000 Yeah.

02:45:01.000 What did Nevada do?

02:45:03.000 What if there was to be a problem with his brakes?

02:45:05.000 But he doesn't.

02:45:06.000 He's not talking to me right now, so it doesn't matter.

02:45:09.000 Oh, is he a liberal?

02:45:10.000 My wife's a liberal. 0.99

02:45:12.000 Maybe they can fall in love and he loves.

02:45:15.000 Nevada doesn't.

02:45:16.000 No results yet.

02:45:16.000 Okay, that could be a big is Nevada?

02:45:20.000 How many is Nevada?

02:45:21.000 How many electoral votes?

02:45:22.000 Oh, doesn't say.

02:45:23.000 Does that even tell you? 1.00

02:45:24.000 Motherfuckers. 1.00

02:45:26.000 They've been having a problem with the polls all day, too. 1.00

02:45:28.000 Nevada six.

02:45:29.000 Oh, great.

02:45:30.000 So we give away Arizona.

02:45:32.000 We might get Nevada, and we still lose.

02:45:34.000 We flip the C in Alabama.

02:45:36.000 Tommy Tuberville, former Auburn.

02:45:38.000 Tommy Two Tone.

02:45:39.000 Tommy, close enough.

02:45:40.000 Same thing.

02:45:41.000 Yeah, he took it.

02:45:42.000 He took it from Doug Jones, former Auburn footballer. 1.00

02:45:45.000 Fuck Doug Jones. 1.00

02:45:47.000 I never liked that. 1.00

02:45:47.000 I never liked him. 1.00

02:45:48.000 Fuck Doug Jones. 1.00

02:45:50.000 You have a problem with a fucking senator in fucking Abbott. 1.00

02:45:52.000 I do. 1.00

02:45:53.000 I do.

02:45:54.000 Doug Jones, I do. 0.97

02:45:56.000 Hey, look, I'm not going to bitch. 0.52

02:45:58.000 It was Jeff Session C, wasn't it?

02:46:00.000 And then Doug Jones took over when he became in Alabama. 1.00

02:46:05.000 It's like, Trump 2020, motherfucker. 1.00

02:46:08.000 Okay, I got to go. 1.00

02:46:09.000 I'm boring my viewers.

02:46:10.000 I've forgotten on the lights.

02:46:11.000 Oh, my God.

02:46:12.000 Gavin, Gavin.

02:46:14.000 Nice pajamas.

02:46:15.000 You're my cup of tea, Gavin.

02:46:18.000 I'll talk to you this week, definitely.

02:46:20.000 He's thinking he's going to see it.

02:46:24.000 Oh, hey, there he is.

02:46:25.000 Ryan, what's up?

02:46:26.000 You got to deal with Gavin's.

02:46:28.000 Ryan Catsu Rivera.

02:46:29.000 Ryan's.

02:46:36.000 White claw.

02:46:38.000 No, the white claw tangerine is really what I'm after.

02:46:40.000 I would just like to point out to you that although Reuters, which is an incredibly risk-averse, you know, kind of, we'll only call it when we really know, source.

02:46:51.000 It's left.

02:46:51.000 It is.

02:46:52.000 It's become left.

02:46:52.000 Well, yes, but they're saying 118 for Biden and 99 for Trump.

02:46:56.000 So what we're talking about here is a difference of 19.19.

02:47:01.000 But this is a place that refuses to call Texas for Trump, despite the fact that he is ahead 51.6. 0.99

02:47:09.000 Just give me the damn... 0.99

02:47:10.000 What is it? 1.00

02:47:11.000 What is it?

02:47:11.000 Tell me.

02:47:14.000 Ruby grapefruit.

02:47:14.000 No, that's good.

02:47:15.000 What's the other one you've got there?

02:47:16.000 Yeah, I'll take both.

02:47:18.000 Thanks.

02:47:19.000 Yeah, you don't have the enzymes to break down alcohol.

02:47:21.000 Dude, you're going to talk about how you're better than Jimi Andrix.

02:47:23.000 Sit back down at the station and stop drinking.

02:47:26.000 Please switch the camera angle.

02:47:27.000 Yeah, you're still feeding your syndrome.

02:47:30.000 Don't drink.

02:47:31.000 Don't have that white cloth.

02:47:32.000 I don't need to hear it.

02:47:33.000 We don't need to hear about how good you are on guitar.

02:47:35.000 We don't hear that.

02:47:38.000 We just need you to change the camera angle based on...

02:47:40.000 What about speaking?

02:47:41.000 Look.

02:47:42.000 Milo's been talking for an hour.

02:47:43.000 He's been looking at me.

02:47:45.000 Well, I mean, long enough.

02:47:46.000 Long enough, anyway.

02:47:48.000 This supposedly very risk-averse and very safe result from Reuters.

02:47:53.000 And if you want to go to Reuters.com, Ryan, and throw that up behind me, viewers will be able to see it.

02:47:58.000 The current result there is 118 to 105.

02:48:01.000 They've actually just changed it.

02:48:02.000 Now we're talking about a difference of less than 20.

02:48:06.000 But this is a site that refuses to acknowledge.

02:48:08.000 We can't do 18 minus 5.

02:48:10.000 No, what is 18 minus 5?

02:48:11.000 13.

02:48:11.000 13, okay, thanks.

02:48:13.000 This is a site that refuses to acknowledge Florida, where 94% of the expected results are in.

02:48:20.000 And Trump is leading by 5.6 million votes to 5.2.

02:48:23.000 And also a site that refuses to include Texas, where Trump is leading 4.9 million to 4.5 million.

02:48:31.000 So there are all kinds of estimations this evening that are about to change very dramatically when the results are no longer deniable.

02:48:40.000 Yeah, let's show Ching Uger because he knows. 0.82

02:48:43.000 No longer deniable.

02:48:44.000 Let's go to The Young Turks because nothing is as enjoyable on election night as watching.

02:48:50.000 What's his name?

02:48:51.000 Ching Jank? 0.86

02:48:52.000 I feel racist when I say his name.

02:48:53.000 Is it Ching? 1.00

02:48:54.000 Nobody fucking knows. 1.00

02:48:55.000 Nobody fucking... 0.99

02:48:56.000 All I know is he denies the Armenian genocide. 0.99

02:48:58.000 Why don't we name this company The Young Turks?

02:49:01.000 Why don't you name your company Paul Pot while you're at it?

02:49:05.000 We have a name for that in media.

02:49:06.000 It's called Chutzpa. 0.97

02:49:09.000 But he's pooping his pants. 1.00

02:49:10.000 Uh-oh, that fucking tricaster sounds like he's faking it. 1.00

02:49:16.000 Not a positive suggestion. 1.00

02:49:18.000 Maybe not live.

02:49:20.000 Would you like me to carry on for a bit longer?

02:49:22.000 I'm seeing things on screen that I shouldn't.

02:49:25.000 What's going on?

02:49:26.000 What's happening?

02:49:27.000 There we go.

02:49:27.000 Never let you say that.

02:49:29.000 If you say that in media, you'll be banned.

02:49:31.000 The rest of the media will ban you if you say one unkind word about Barack Obama.

02:49:36.000 And in fact, they'll accuse you of being a racist.

02:49:38.000 He's their corporate shield.

02:49:40.000 And so, and here's another thing I blame Obama for.

02:49:45.000 He's the best speaker we have on the Democratic side by a lot.

02:49:48.000 And that includes Bernie Sanders, et cetera.

02:49:50.000 It might not include Nina Turner.

02:49:51.000 It might not include Killer Mike.

02:49:52.000 It might not include AOC or Jamal Bowman, but it might.

02:49:57.000 He might be the number one speaker we have.

02:50:00.000 What did he do?

02:50:00.000 Three rallies?

02:50:01.000 Four?

02:50:01.000 Remember they yelled at Bernie Sanders?

02:50:03.000 Killer Mike's neck and neck.

02:50:04.000 He did 39 rallies for Hillary Clinton.

02:50:07.000 I understand coronavirus and all that.

02:50:09.000 Who's winning?

02:50:11.000 But you don't have to sit in your basement or your yacht all election and wait till a week before the election to do anything.

02:50:20.000 So would Obama be partly responsible?

02:50:22.000 He'd be a giant part of the responsibility of losing.

02:50:26.000 Now that the landslide definitely screwed up.

02:50:31.000 But if Barack Obama, you won't very often hear us telling you. 1.00

02:50:39.000 How do I do this stupid thing? 1.00

02:50:41.000 It's two of you all this together. 1.00

02:50:43.000 It's not intuitive.

02:50:44.000 It's where we celebrate you guys.

02:50:46.000 That's not what YouTube members try to put your name as much as possible. 0.74

02:50:51.000 But I was counting on you not knowing, and now I look stupid, and that's okay because I wasn't on camera saying it, so they can't use it against me.

02:50:58.000 Ryan, if you could switch to me, please.

02:51:00.000 Thanks so much.

02:51:02.000 You won't hear me say this very often.

02:51:04.000 Way to go, Barack Obama.

02:51:06.000 You won't hear us say this very often as the star and owner of Sensor.tv.

02:51:13.000 But we won't blame you if you have a second tab open tonight. 0.95

02:51:16.000 And that second tab should be to the Young Turks feed, where I understand that even the super chats, even the people who are paying them money to read out the comments, are roasting them to fuck this evening based on how sweaty and panicky Jank or whatever the hell his name is, 0.94

02:51:36.000 this is a great is getting.

02:51:38.000 So we don't blame you if you wish to have us open with the audio on and him muted.

02:51:43.000 Yeah, this is a great segue.

02:51:45.000 We have two windows.

02:51:45.000 See if you can pull up them losing last year because if there's one thing that I thought about this show.

02:51:51.000 It's that all you'd be able to see would be a leopard cap.

02:51:55.000 There we go.

02:51:55.000 Welcome back to Leopard Cap.

02:51:58.000 I thought if there's one thing I want to make sure about this show is if we get decimated, we don't do a Young Turks.

02:52:03.000 We have to either show ourselves screaming and suffering and enjoy some humor.

02:52:08.000 But like, remember 2016? 0.99

02:52:10.000 Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, I think he went into some sort of fucking therapy. 0.99

02:52:18.000 The Young Turks, they were so devastated. 0.99

02:52:22.000 It was embarrassing.

02:52:24.000 Is this a function of liberals not really understanding business?

02:52:26.000 Because although a Trump victory is better for America, and we all hope for that, we also know in the back of our minds, in the most cynical part of our brains, that being in opposition is much better for business.

02:52:41.000 So we're not devastated, you know, the non-patriot part of our brain, the other 30% of it, which is concerned with the bottom line, is not devastated at right-wing politicians stumbling at the electoral blocks because we know that actually it's an opportunity to get our message out more,

02:53:02.000 that we're going to reach more people, that it's easy to raise money, and that actually being in opposition is good for business.

02:53:07.000 Is that something to do with it?

02:53:10.000 Maybe. 0.98

02:53:11.000 I feel like with us, though, if Biden wins, we'll have so much fucking content. 0.98

02:53:18.000 So it's good for us as people who mock politicians. 1.00

02:53:23.000 But yeah, for the rest of America, you're fucked. 0.99

02:53:26.000 We're kind of a win-win tonight. 0.99

02:53:28.000 I mean, it doesn't really matter whether Trump wins, in which case we can gloat, we can laugh at liberals.

02:53:35.000 It's obviously the best thing for America and for Western civilization in general.

02:53:39.000 And we're happy because we've seen righteousness, truth, and justice triumph.

02:53:44.000 If Trump doesn't win, we've got the most fun four years of our lives.

02:53:49.000 Oh my God.

02:53:50.000 It's going to be amazing.

02:53:51.000 Which is why, if you're watching at home, don't worry, because whatever the results, it's going to be fun.

02:53:55.000 Uh-oh, did anyone hear that?

02:53:58.000 Did anyone else hear that?

02:53:59.000 What was?

02:54:00.000 If you're at home, don't worry.

02:54:02.000 We got the results. 1.00

02:54:03.000 Shut up, Gavin. 0.99

02:54:04.000 Someone's had enough wine to get back to their fundamental accent. 1.00

02:54:09.000 Shut up, Gavin. 0.99

02:54:09.000 If you're at home, don't worry. 0.99

02:54:11.000 We got it.

02:54:12.000 We got you.

02:54:13.000 If I discover Gavin.

02:54:14.000 If you like you, you'll know you've been spoken to.

02:54:19.000 Dihydra chlorozexine benzelex.

02:54:23.000 Street the embalmer.

02:54:30.000 Steady on, my friend.

02:54:32.000 Bollocks!

02:54:32.000 I'll do twice as much and run a mile.

02:54:35.000 Steady on, my friend.

02:54:36.000 This pill is valued at two quid.

02:54:41.000 I think it was more.

02:54:42.000 I think it was like 20 quid.

02:54:43.000 No, it was two.

02:54:44.000 I checked.

02:54:49.000 Florida, then it's over.

02:54:51.000 Okay.

02:54:51.000 Okay, let's show them the inside.

02:54:52.000 I've got a new business idea with my partner. 0.99

02:54:55.000 A doll which shits itself. 0.99

02:54:57.000 No, no, these girls, they've got dolls what piss themselves. 1.00

02:55:00.000 They change the drawers. 0.98

02:55:01.000 I mean, disgusting, really, but that's what the young girls love. 0.82

02:55:04.000 So my partner, what's the name of the business partner?

02:55:08.000 Presuming Edge.

02:55:09.000 Presuming Edge.

02:55:10.000 Presuming Edge.

02:55:12.000 He's an expert. 0.88

02:55:12.000 We're going to make a doll what shits itself as well. 0.88

02:55:15.000 Well, now you have to pull that up. 0.89

02:55:18.000 With Neil and I. I knew this was how it was going to be.

02:55:21.000 Cumberwell carrot or.

02:55:25.000 It's a hard thing to search.

02:55:28.000 You can't make any joint with 12 papers.

02:55:31.000 It is impossible to make a Camberwell carrot with any less.

02:55:34.000 How do you know that?

02:55:37.000 I'll call it the Cumberwell carrot because.

02:55:38.000 Why is it called the Camberwell Carrot?

02:55:40.000 Because it looks like a carrot and because I invented it in Camberwell.

02:55:44.000 Well, this is them.

02:55:45.000 Yeah, they come back to the house and he's been in the flat.

02:55:49.000 Potentially for the whole movie.

02:55:51.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:55:52.000 Has anyone got any shoes?

02:55:54.000 Because you never see him leave.

02:55:56.000 That's presuming Ed, I believe.

02:55:57.000 That's presuming Ed.

02:55:59.000 Presuming Ed.

02:56:00.000 I want to, that's the best nickname I've ever heard.

02:56:03.000 I want to be known as Presuming Ed.

02:56:04.000 What is he presuming?

02:56:06.000 What has he presumed?

02:56:08.000 What has Ed presumed?

02:56:09.000 Imagine you presumed on such a consistent basis that it became your nickname.

02:56:14.000 But you didn't become headhunter like Danny, headhunter to his friends.

02:56:20.000 And you didn't just become the presumer, because presumably that's the name of a different narcotic.

02:56:26.000 You're making a presumption.

02:56:28.000 You're presuming Milo.

02:56:30.000 That's my new nickname for you.

02:56:32.000 Presuming Ed.

02:56:33.000 Presuming Ed.

02:56:35.000 There he is.

02:56:36.000 There is a great...

02:56:39.000 In 10 minutes away, you better be on your feet.

02:56:41.000 Oh, God.

02:56:43.000 Squatting was so big in Britain.

02:56:45.000 How did you get in?

02:56:46.000 Engineered him, mate.

02:56:48.000 Come up the driveway.

02:56:49.000 Come up the drive pipe.

02:56:50.000 Draw up a smoke?

02:56:52.000 Yes.

02:56:52.000 Was you up the smoke?

02:56:54.000 No, thanks.

02:56:54.000 I've got a call to moment.

02:57:01.000 Reuters' current results have closed 118 to 108.

02:57:05.000 The lowest margin since the beginning of the evening.

02:57:08.000 Reuters is now reporting just 10 electoral votes difference between Biden and Trump.

02:57:13.000 But Biden winning.

02:57:14.000 By only 10.

02:57:17.000 With Florida and Texas yet to be reported.

02:57:21.000 So we should probably announce that Miles and I will be watching this movie in full on a separate occasion, but can we continue with the Camberwell carrot, I assume?

02:57:30.000 And that looks like a carrot. 0.88

02:57:32.000 Do you realise that you use the both papers on one joint?

02:57:36.000 It's impossible to make a Camberwell carrot with anything less.

02:57:40.000 Who says it's a Camberwell carrot?

02:57:42.000 Rodent.

02:57:43.000 I invented it in Camberwell.

02:57:47.000 Do you realise this gaff's overrun with rodents?

02:57:53.000 No, that is a dog.

02:57:56.000 Rodents.

02:57:58.000 No, his dog doesn't come up here.

02:58:00.000 Then it was a rodent.

02:58:01.000 A rodent.

02:58:02.000 The oven door, and it was in there looking at me.

02:58:05.000 Bought food me at the top.

02:58:07.000 I was going to cook onions.

02:58:09.000 This is socialism, by the way. 0.79

02:58:11.000 People squat beautiful flats in London and roll joints and have with amazing dinner services that they don't wash up and they're only concerned for the future, the glaze on these dinner services because rats might be shitting in the sink. 0.92

02:58:32.000 Wait, I need more.

02:58:35.000 I've got the script if you want to pick your.

02:58:44.000 See, back then you could smoke a joint that big and not die.

02:58:48.000 The fact that Black smoked blunts in 2020 boggles the mind. 1.00

02:58:53.000 Why?

02:58:54.000 Or post-Malone? 1.00

02:58:56.000 I mean, they must be fucking on seven hits of acid. 0.99

02:59:00.000 Is it because it's got all that? 1.00

02:59:01.000 It's so strong.

02:59:02.000 It's got that nasty chemical stuff in it.

02:59:04.000 If I smoke pot now, I take a one-hitter and I go, and then I'm seeing demons for the next 42 hours.

02:59:10.000 It's not my kind of thing.

02:59:11.000 I'm more of an embalmer kind of guy.

02:59:16.000 I like uppers.

02:59:17.000 Anyway, let's focus on what's important here, and that's the 26th century.

02:59:22.000 Hey, don't hit my camera on the way down the hallway.

02:59:25.000 I don't believe or acknowledge that that happened, but I will ensure that it doesn't happen on the way out, on the way back.

02:59:32.000 I'm just going to the restroom.

02:59:34.000 Just be dainty. 1.00

02:59:35.000 You're gay. 1.00

02:59:35.000 You guys invented dainty. 1.00

02:59:36.000 No, I'm shit at dainty. 0.99

02:59:38.000 I'm so clumsy. 0.97

02:59:38.000 I'll try, and when I get back, I will give you an electoral update. 0.97

02:59:42.000 Squid things.

02:59:44.000 So speaking of Reuters, by the way, I can't remember how I met this guy, but back when the standback, standby thing happened, which, by the way, was a long time ago, believe it or not.

02:59:55.000 That was two weeks ago, this Reuters guy called me.

02:59:58.000 I have his name on my phone.

02:59:59.000 It doesn't really matter.

03:00:00.000 But I'm talking to him, and I, you know, when I talk to these journalists, they're adult males, 42 years old with families.

03:00:08.000 And I start talking to them, and I go, isn't it curious how you're so obsessed with this potential for right-wing violence and white supremacy, while the opposite, left-wing violence and black supremacy,

03:00:24.000 is all over the country and burning the country down?

03:00:27.000 And he says, well, the danger is bigger, I think, with anti-immigration people.

03:00:33.000 And his beat was immigration. 0.99

03:00:36.000 And then he said, and he talked about Adam Woffen and the base and the werewolf crew and all these fucking dumb things that no one's ever heard of. 1.00

03:00:43.000 And he said, you know, these groups, they're a threat to America. 0.99

03:00:47.000 And the FBI admits that domestic terrorism.

03:00:49.000 And I'm like, I'm looking at domestic terrorism on TV all day.

03:00:52.000 And it's Santifa, but okay, you're talking about right-wing domestic terrorism.

03:00:56.000 And then he said, this is a Reuters journalist.

03:01:00.000 He said, yeah, but these groups want to kill millions of people.

03:01:05.000 So the reason the media is obsessed with right-wing violence is if they don't check it now, they will, by default, by their own omission,

03:01:22.000 be responsible for the death of millions of people.

03:01:25.000 I wonder if I could call him.

03:01:27.000 Wouldn't that be fun?

03:01:28.000 We got him on the show.

03:01:34.000 My wife's texting me.

03:01:36.000 We're dozing soon.

03:01:37.000 Trump, right?

03:01:40.000 I can't talk to you right now.

03:01:42.000 Roy Church.

03:01:45.000 I think he's dead.

03:01:46.000 Let's call him right now.

03:02:19.000 That's the other thing about this new generation of journalists.

03:02:22.000 They go to bed.

03:02:24.000 Like, he's asleep right now, I bet.

03:02:27.000 When we were watching the rioting, I can't remember which one it was.

03:02:31.000 But here, I'll tell you by conversation.

03:02:33.000 It's right here.

03:02:38.000 Maybe it was...

03:02:42.000 Yes, we drank beer.

03:02:44.000 I like beer.

03:02:46.000 Sorry, show fun stuff while you're.

03:02:50.000 I liked beer.

03:02:52.000 Yeah, I said it in person.

03:02:54.000 Not in person, but on the phone.

03:02:55.000 Sorry.

03:02:59.000 She's got that Bambi nose, right? 1.00

03:03:01.000 That's what makes her popular. 1.00

03:03:03.000 That weird Bambi nose that is big in the Middle East. 1.00

03:03:08.000 Oh, let's call Enrique.

03:03:11.000 Okay.

03:03:14.000 Enrique.

03:03:15.000 Hola.

03:03:16.000 Orla.

03:03:28.000 I think he's partying in DC.

03:03:32.000 I told you his...

03:03:32.000 Didn't I tell you his Skype?

03:03:39.000 No.

03:03:39.000 Yes, I did.

03:03:40.000 Oh, you emailed it?

03:03:42.000 Well, here.

03:03:42.000 I can show you.

03:03:43.000 Look right here.

03:03:48.000 Oh, I got a Skype.

03:03:49.000 The thing is, he's not on, so I texted him.

03:03:51.000 Oh, okay.

03:03:52.000 I tried to call it Amazon.

03:03:54.000 Let's get him on.

03:03:55.000 Because they should be unleashing the demons.

03:03:57.000 Okay, so that has been...

03:04:00.000 Yeah, we didn't finish.

03:04:01.000 We have too many loose heads.

03:04:02.000 Probably because of this stuff.

03:04:04.000 Okay, we now...

03:04:05.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

03:04:06.000 Let's do the Young Turks. 0.81

03:04:07.000 We have too many tangents.

03:04:09.000 I thought you'd be doing that while I was in the bathroom.

03:04:11.000 I'm now. 0.78

03:04:12.000 I went off at a dumb tangent about Reuters. 0.84

03:04:14.000 I'm getting drunk. 0.91

03:04:15.000 This is going to hurt the show. 1.00

03:04:17.000 Just jump to the end where they're all crying like bitches. 1.00

03:04:21.000 And then we should play that song on a tidal wave. 0.99

03:04:24.000 Doomsday scenario here.

03:04:32.000 They now have Trump at 64% chance of winning.

03:04:36.000 Jesus Christ.

03:04:37.000 Okay, mighty.

03:04:39.000 I mean, so we're in bad, bad shape.

03:04:48.000 And you got fooled by a simpleton who uses simple sentences that appeal to you.

03:04:54.000 I don't think America realizes that if this guy wins, we're in a world of trouble.

03:04:58.000 Every single one of us, including the people who are in the United States.

03:05:00.000 Don't get the Trump thing tonight.

03:05:03.000 You want to build a building?

03:05:05.000 For the Trump presidency, Brace for Impact.

03:05:08.000 New York Times now saying the chance of a Trump presidency is 92%.

03:05:15.000 Braced for impact.

03:05:16.000 Fox News is called North Carolina.

03:05:18.000 How many views does this have?

03:05:20.000 How many hate views does this have?

03:05:22.000 One million and...

03:05:23.000 One million. 0.99

03:05:26.000 One million and so many more than the original number of viewers who watched this crap. 0.99

03:05:33.000 Really? 0.97

03:05:34.000 It's amazing how close it always is, isn't it?

03:05:37.000 Well, to give you an example of why it always feels that way, let me, and Ryan can go to the front page of the New York Times for this.

03:05:46.000 The New York Times says that Florida, Georgia, and North Carolina remain too close to call.

03:05:52.000 But let's just look at the actual numbers down there.

03:05:54.000 So 94% of votes have been recorded in Florida.

03:05:59.000 And Trump is leading 5.6 million to 5.2 million.

03:06:03.000 But that equates to 51.2% versus 47.7%.

03:06:08.000 That's comfortably outside the margin of other races that have been called with only 60% of the votes being reported.

03:06:16.000 Like blacks and Polynesians? 1.00

03:06:18.000 I don't know what that means, and I disavow all racism.

03:06:22.000 But Texas, for instance, 84% of the votes have been reported in Texas.

03:06:27.000 And we're looking at Trump with 51.7 and Biden with 47.0.

03:06:32.000 Now California, Oregon and Washington have just flooded in, which has provided Biden with this enormous bounce in raw numbers, such that the New York Times is now saying that Biden has 209 to 112.

03:06:45.000 But that's only because Texas and Florida and Georgia, they're stubbornly refusing to accept reality, which is that Trump's going to win these three places.

03:06:56.000 And Texas, of course, comes with 38 electoral votes.

03:06:58.000 Florida comes with 29 and Georgia comes with 16.

03:07:02.000 Now, when you take those together with places like Utah, Montana, Iowa and Ohio, which we think he's going to win, Pennsylvania, who knows, North Carolina, right now, North Carolina's 15 electoral votes are also going for Trump 50 to 48.7.

03:07:20.000 I mean you factor all this stuff in and Trump doesn't just make up the difference, but he's almost over the line.

03:07:26.000 So the reason that it so often feels so close, despite the fact that the final numbers don't feel that close, is that the New York Times and other major media outlets are holding back on giving Trump victories in these key states in the way that we've described earlier for the reasons we've described earlier that Gavin still doesn't understand no matter how many times you explain it.

03:07:50.000 Precisely to give the impression that, well, I'll give you another explanation that might satisfy you since you didn't understand or accept the earlier ones, which is if you say that Biden's winning all night and then give Trump victory in the last hour,

03:08:07.000 it's easier to tell your voters that he stole the election.

03:08:11.000 That's a good answer.

03:08:13.000 Because they finally.

03:08:14.000 Okay, I mean it's not answer number one, two, or maybe even number five, but it's another, let's say it's another component, it's another contributory, it's another tributary stream.

03:08:26.000 No, it's the only rational answer, actually.

03:08:29.000 It's The Delaware.

03:08:31.000 It's the one you arrest, and that's fine.

03:08:33.000 If you manipulate the returns and you hold back announcing victories to give the impression that Biden's winning all night, so that your people go to bed safe in the knowledge that he's going to, when they wake up and Donald Trump is still going to be president for another four years, it's much easier to sell them on the lie that he stole the presidency.

03:08:51.000 It's also much easier to sell the public in general on the idea that the unexpected happened because not all the votes were counted.

03:09:02.000 And therefore, when all of the mail-in ballots are counted, things might change and go back to what seems to be common sense.

03:09:13.000 He really likes sitting down in a sort of like nailed-it kind of way, right?

03:09:18.000 Because I did.

03:09:19.000 With nailed it.

03:09:20.000 Each time.

03:09:21.000 No, not each time.

03:09:22.000 That time.

03:09:23.000 Okay, that time.

03:09:25.000 Yeah.

03:09:25.000 Thanks.

03:09:26.000 I don't think people realize how gigantic Milo is.

03:09:29.000 How tall are you?

03:09:30.000 What are you, 6'2 ⁇ ?

03:09:31.000 I'm 6'2 ⁇ .

03:09:34.000 Which is the perfect height for a man, actually.

03:09:38.000 That's the optimum height for a man.

03:09:40.000 I would agree.

03:09:42.000 Just a shade over 6'2 is like the ideal prestige height for a man.

03:09:48.000 6'4 is like clownish circus territory.

03:09:51.000 Just scraping 6' is like, oh, really?

03:09:54.000 Did you wear lifts to just get you to that magical 6-foot number?

03:09:57.000 I know.

03:09:58.000 But 6'. 0.52

03:09:59.000 And then Ryan is not even in the equation.

03:10:01.000 He's not invited to the party.

03:10:02.000 Ryan is still child-sized.

03:10:03.000 Ryan Highwise is like being a Mets fan.

03:10:06.000 Like when you come up and you're like, hey, we have Jacob DeGrom, and people go, yeah.

03:10:12.000 You can't do that.

03:10:13.000 Those multi-packed Mars bars look like real Mars bars, but they're actually sort of 60% of the volume of real Mars bars.

03:10:20.000 That's Ryan.

03:10:22.000 He's kind of like 60% of a grown human being.

03:10:25.000 I bought him thigh-high stilettos as a joke once.

03:10:29.000 He wore them underneath his jeans and went on a date because the woman thought he was 5'5 ⁇ .

03:10:34.000 That's not true.

03:10:36.000 Yes, it is.

03:10:36.000 That's not.

03:10:37.000 Why would I laugh? 0.95

03:10:38.000 I call it gay. 1.00

03:10:39.000 Ryan needs a small wife and what's his name? 0.99

03:10:44.000 I can't see you.

03:10:46.000 Ryan needs a small wife. 0.96

03:10:47.000 Why are you cutting them when he's sitting down?

03:10:51.000 Ryan needs a small wife and he needs a woman. 1.00

03:10:54.000 What's his name, Top Gun?

03:10:56.000 Tom Cruise.

03:10:58.000 He needs a small wife and Tom Cruise lifts. 0.99

03:11:00.000 You have heard me.

03:11:01.000 I think that's Scientology.

03:11:04.000 All right, let's check in with Fox News, see what they have to say.

03:11:07.000 Because that's our number one source.

03:11:11.000 Isn't Fox News becoming pussified or am I just going farther right?

03:11:14.000 They don't know.

03:11:15.000 I can't tell if I'm becoming radical or if Fox News is becoming leftical.

03:11:19.000 Here's something interesting that...

03:11:21.000 Oh, good.

03:11:22.000 And I use this as my touch point because I've been down in Florida for a couple of months.

03:11:25.000 I will build a great, great wall.

03:11:28.000 And this has flavored my thinking a lot recently.

03:11:31.000 But Karen Giorno, who of course won Florida for Trump and then became head of voter engagement, Diminishive Index.

03:11:37.000 Excuse me.

03:11:38.000 Enrique's on the phone.

03:11:39.000 Oh, sure.

03:11:40.000 Enrique, how you doing?

03:11:42.000 What's up, Gav?

03:11:44.000 Are you doing that thing from Kirby Enthusiasm where black guys wear glasses to look smarter? 0.99

03:11:49.000 I'm trying to look as smart as possible right now.

03:11:52.000 Are those even prescription lenses?

03:11:57.000 Is that Milo?

03:11:58.000 Yes.

03:11:59.000 I'll silence him.

03:12:00.000 Can we mute him, please?

03:12:01.000 Fine.

03:12:03.000 Are those prescription glasses?

03:12:05.000 Absolutely not.

03:12:07.000 Okay.

03:12:07.000 Flip it the other way.

03:12:09.000 Wait, sorry.

03:12:10.000 It's all good.

03:12:11.000 Where are you now?

03:12:11.000 You're partying in D.C. Yeah, we're in D.C. I'm right next to Trump Tower.

03:12:17.000 Let me see if I could come up and show you guys this.

03:12:20.000 So Trump Tower is right there.

03:12:24.000 The road's blocked up.

03:12:25.000 We're hanging out.

03:12:26.000 There's about 60 Broadboys in the house, and just about like three blocks away, there's an Antifa riot.

03:12:33.000 Already.

03:12:34.000 And we're just hanging out.

03:12:35.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, already.

03:12:37.000 Okay, now, Enrique, you and I talked about this in our secret meetings.

03:12:40.000 If Trump loses, we do, what's it called?

03:12:44.000 Exxon 5 or Drakexon 5, something like that, where we release the Kraken.

03:12:50.000 DEF CON, yeah, that's it.

03:12:52.000 DEF CON 5 and Texaco 6, if you remember correctly.

03:12:58.000 Where we go and, yeah, you know that thing.

03:13:02.000 Yeah, that's.

03:13:02.000 I'm not just going to say it.

03:13:03.000 You know the thing.

03:13:04.000 So they're in the, how many, what percentage of Proud Boys are in the sewers right now waiting to just push the manhole over and come out?

03:13:13.000 They're actually, I changed those plans, Gavin.

03:13:15.000 I didn't think that was a good plan.

03:13:17.000 We have them on the rooftops right now with parachutes.

03:13:21.000 Oh, that's a twist.

03:13:22.000 As soon as they call Biden, we're going to be jumping down and we're going to start harassing and oppressing minorities.

03:13:31.000 On the way to the studio tonight, we saw this makeup store being boarded up.

03:13:36.000 And I'm going, okay, so let me get this straight.

03:13:38.000 Right-wingers are going to go in there, smash the windows, and start stealing lipstick. 0.56

03:13:43.000 And like, my biggest question with all of this is, do they really believe what they say?

03:13:50.000 There hasn't been, and I always say, I've always said this, there's no precedent to Republicans or right-wingers going out in the streets and doing anything but wave flags and shout Trump 2020.

03:14:03.000 That's it.

03:14:04.000 That's the only precedent ever set.

03:14:06.000 I mean, we're seeing, I can't see it because it's a couple blocks away, but they're already rioting.

03:14:15.000 Everything around me is pretty much boarded up right over here.

03:14:20.000 This whole place is boarded up.

03:14:22.000 This whole street that's over here, I'm like walking in the middle of the street because this place looks like the old West.

03:14:29.000 There's nobody in the streets.

03:14:30.000 There's no cars.

03:14:32.000 All of this is all boarded up.

03:14:34.000 There's police everywhere.

03:14:36.000 They've blocked off this entire, all these roads.

03:14:40.000 And it's not for us.

03:14:42.000 It's not for Proud Boys.

03:14:44.000 It's not for Trump supporters.

03:14:47.000 The only thing that we're doing is we're looting this bar out of their precious supply of feed.

03:14:52.000 But I don't know if Sami Antifa is already rioting.

03:14:55.000 You don't know if you won or lost yet.

03:14:56.000 You could win.

03:14:57.000 You could be Biden.

03:14:59.000 Well, that's what Metro PD told me.

03:15:01.000 So Metro PD was expecting that they are going to riot regardless of whoever wins.

03:15:07.000 They said it's going to be a lot more violent if Trump wins.

03:15:10.000 But yeah, they don't care.

03:15:14.000 They're ready.

03:15:16.000 It's not about politics.

03:15:17.000 It's about tearing down the entire system.

03:15:20.000 And the way that they do it is they started off with obviously getting Biden in office, which I don't see happening right now.

03:15:27.000 We're seeing these results pour in.

03:15:30.000 And Biden's losing on some key states that he needed to flip or needed to win.

03:15:36.000 They just called Florida right now.

03:15:38.000 And I think there's a path to victory to the 270 coming up.

03:15:44.000 I don't know what you guys see on your side, but I do see something to 270.

03:15:47.000 No, it's been like this all night, but we see Trump like the tortoise and the hare just going.

03:15:54.000 And we saw this in 2016.

03:15:56.000 We actually, it was worse in 2016 as far as Hillary's lead.

03:16:00.000 So we have this.

03:16:02.000 He did a lot better in Florida.

03:16:05.000 And we saw him destroy in PA, I believe.

03:16:10.000 Don't quote me on that, but I think he destroyed him in PA, which Biden needed to win.

03:16:16.000 So he's going to have to flip.

03:16:17.000 He's going to have to flip another state in order to get to 270, but I just don't see it.

03:16:22.000 I don't see it at this point.

03:16:23.000 Maybe I'm wrong.

03:16:24.000 Maybe I'll have to eat my shoe tomorrow.

03:16:27.000 But I think the president's going to win.

03:16:30.000 We're going to know it tonight.

03:16:32.000 And we'll probably know it by like 1, 2 o'clock a.m.

03:16:35.000 Yeah, I think you're right.

03:16:36.000 Are Antifa looking for you?

03:16:38.000 Do they know that you guys are in town?

03:16:41.000 Yes.

03:16:42.000 So we're at this bar, and you can't see it because it might be a little blurry, but there's like about, I'd say about seven police vans right over here.

03:16:52.000 And they're all squatted with cop cars.

03:16:54.000 And it's because we're here.

03:16:57.000 So they do know that we're here.

03:16:59.000 I guess they're waiting until it's a little bit later, but they are expecting Antifa to march onto this bar.

03:17:05.000 What was this thing about you getting kicked out of a hotel recently because they recognized who you are?

03:17:11.000 Yes.

03:17:11.000 So I got, I was going to extend the night and they knocked on my door.

03:17:17.000 You know, checkouts at 11.

03:17:19.000 They knocked on my door at 10 and they said that I had to leave.

03:17:22.000 And they said I had another day.

03:17:23.000 And I guess they just told the housekeeping lady to just knock on the door and tell us that. 0.99

03:17:29.000 So she said, oh, well, you have to talk to the front desk.

03:17:31.000 As soon as I get to the front desk, I told her, hey, I need to extend another night because this was in Missouri.

03:17:39.000 And yeah, there was nobody in the hotel and she completely refused.

03:17:45.000 And then on the way out, I heard her mumble under her breath, Trump supporter, proud boy.

03:17:51.000 And I just left.

03:17:52.000 I didn't want to stay there because I carry, I haven't been home in like three weeks, and I carry a lot of my stuff in my bag.

03:18:00.000 So I didn't want to leave stuff in the hotel and it get stolen.

03:18:04.000 Yeah.

03:18:05.000 So, yeah.

03:18:06.000 So I moved to hotel.

03:18:07.000 I didn't make a big deal about it.

03:18:08.000 I think I only made like a partner post about it. 1.00

03:18:11.000 It's like I'm numb to this shit, right? 0.99

03:18:12.000 Yeah, I know how you feel. 1.00

03:18:16.000 I talked to Biggs tonight, and he said, if Biden wins, it's going to get crazy.

03:18:19.000 We're going to get rounded up in the streets and throw it in jail.

03:18:22.000 And he's right.

03:18:23.000 But I was like, don't forget that we're already there.

03:18:26.000 Like, you and I lost our banking.

03:18:29.000 Laura Loomer lost your banking.

03:18:32.000 Delta Airlines has said they won't transport illegals if ICE is moving.

03:18:37.000 So that's air travel in that one instance.

03:18:40.000 Now you're getting kicked out of hotels.

03:18:42.000 Like, what's next?

03:18:43.000 Disneyland?

03:18:44.000 You can't go on a vacation with your family.

03:18:46.000 Cell phone carriers?

03:18:49.000 I'll tell you what's next.

03:18:50.000 So I actually thought about this in the middle of an interview.

03:18:55.000 And somebody asked me, well, what's the scariest thing for you as a proud boy or for your organization if Biden gets elected?

03:19:02.000 And I said jokingly, I said, well, they're going to put us in chains.

03:19:05.000 Well, I really did think about that.

03:19:07.000 Do you remember, Gav, do you remember what Biden's first ad was when he decided to announce that he was running for president?

03:19:16.000 Yes.

03:19:16.000 He said, if you vote for the Republicans, they're going to put you all back in chains.

03:19:21.000 Well, no, no, no.

03:19:23.000 The actual, like, the video ad was about Charlottesville and white supremacy.

03:19:27.000 And he said in an interview right after on the next day, he said that one of the biggest problems that America is facing is white supremacy.

03:19:36.000 So, you know, it started with that.

03:19:40.000 And then we heard him mention us in both debates and equating us to white supremacy.

03:19:46.000 So I'm seeing that as a campaign promise that he's pushing.

03:19:51.000 And I think if he gets in office, if he gets elected today and he gets into office January 20th, he is going to weaponize three-letter agencies to come after the Proud Boys to make a statement, not to enact justice, not to do anything, but just to keep a campaign promise.

03:20:08.000 And I think he's going to come harder for us.

03:20:10.000 They already did.

03:20:11.000 Max and John are rotting in prison right now. 1.00

03:20:13.000 John Kidsman hasn't seen his fucking three children in months. 0.99

03:20:19.000 They look different. 0.99

03:20:20.000 When they show up, when he finally sees them, they're different kids.

03:20:26.000 And yeah, no, like you said, it's already happening, but I think this whole thing is going to accelerate.

03:20:32.000 And they're going to start putting us in gulags.

03:20:34.000 I'm not even joking.

03:20:35.000 This isn't a conspiracy theory thing.

03:20:37.000 I mean, he said it.

03:20:38.000 He said it in his first campaign ad.

03:20:41.000 He's equating us to those people that he talked about.

03:20:44.000 And he's going to try to weaponize it.

03:20:47.000 And you're going to see a bunch of proud boys go into prison and do long prison sentences.

03:20:53.000 With Max and John, let's pretend in a paradox that it was a simple scuffle between two opposing sides.

03:21:03.000 I've never seen, as we're doing this interview right now, there's probably about like 20 or 30 fights happening in New York right now.

03:21:11.000 And a couple of those people are going to get arrested.

03:21:13.000 Those people aren't going to get four years.

03:21:16.000 Okay?

03:21:16.000 They're not going to get four years.

03:21:17.000 They're probably going to get let go of the next day.

03:21:19.000 The charges are going to get dropped.

03:21:21.000 But as soon as it's us, as soon as it's us fighting back, now I'm going back into reality. 0.96

03:21:26.000 As soon as it's us fighting back, then boom, four fucking years for a scrap in New York City. 0.96

03:21:34.000 Something that happens on the regular. 0.98

03:21:36.000 Okay, we're running out of time here.

03:21:38.000 You don't really drink much, do you?

03:21:41.000 No, I can't drink.

03:21:43.000 There's like 60 proud boys in there.

03:21:45.000 It's like herding cats.

03:21:49.000 Okay, well, stay away from the white claws, and I'll text you when we win.

03:21:54.000 All right.

03:21:55.000 All right.

03:21:56.000 All right.

03:21:56.000 Thanks, Gav.

03:21:57.000 Later, brothers, buddy. 1.00

03:21:58.000 Oh, Milo, I said he's a fag. 1.00

03:22:01.000 To give you an example of what it takes for Trump to have a state declared for him, let me just give you some numbers from the New York Times. 0.99

03:22:09.000 Washington State has been declared for Biden already, and you might think...

03:22:13.000 And you might think, well, that's perfectly.

03:22:15.000 Don't talk to Enrique.

03:22:18.000 He just texts the guests between.

03:22:21.000 That was great.

03:22:21.000 Thanks.

03:22:22.000 You might think that that's reasonable, but Washington State's only reporting 32% of the votes.

03:22:28.000 Oregon, 39%.

03:22:30.000 California, 9%.

03:22:32.000 Irrelevant.

03:22:33.000 Just 9%.

03:22:35.000 Now let's consider what Trump has to do to have a state declared.

03:22:38.000 North Carolina, where Trump is winning, is 95% in, but they still won't call it for Trump.

03:22:44.000 Florida is 94% in, and they still won't call it for Trump.

03:22:49.000 Texas, 85% in, and they still won't call it for Trump.

03:22:54.000 If you take a look at some of the Democrat-declared states, you can see the difference.

03:22:58.000 Illinois is just at 59%.

03:23:01.000 New Jersey, let's see, 60%.

03:23:04.000 New York is at 63.

03:23:06.000 Let's see what else we got here.

03:23:08.000 New Hampshire at 43.

03:23:10.000 Connecticut is at 49.

03:23:12.000 New Mexico is at 67.

03:23:14.000 Compare that to the kind of numbers that it takes for something to go solid red on the New York Times electoral map.

03:23:21.000 And you begin to understand why Trump has, in 2016, and I believe this year will as well, have these kind of last-minute, extraordinary lurches over the finish line.

03:23:35.000 What it looks like the New York Times is doing is giving Biden every state that it's likely that he'll win.

03:23:42.000 So his number is 209 and as close as possible to the 270 he needs to take this away.

03:23:47.000 But what they're ignoring in all of this is that almost every undeclared state is going for Trump.

03:23:55.000 And what that tells you, what you need to understand if you're watching this from at home and getting dispirited or demoralized, is that this is very much not over.

03:24:05.000 Because all the states that might perhaps potentially go for Biden, they've either given him or withheld.

03:24:11.000 And all the stuff that is definitely going for Trump, they just won't declare and haven't granted him.

03:24:17.000 Wait a minute.

03:24:18.000 You're freaking me out.

03:24:19.000 I was already celebrating.

03:24:20.000 You think things are looking bad all of a sudden?

03:24:22.000 No.

03:24:24.000 You didn't say that.

03:24:24.000 That didn't sound like it.

03:24:27.000 No, what I'm saying is the numbers are starting to look incredibly dangerous for Trump.

03:24:33.000 But if you actually look into the percentage of these various states that are declared, they're just withholding, they're refusing to grant Trump victory in states he's obviously won.

03:24:45.000 For instance, in Ohio with 18 electoral votes.

03:24:48.000 In North Carolina with 15.

03:24:50.000 In Florida that has 29.

03:24:52.000 In Texas, that has 30.

03:24:54.000 Yeah, I get it, I get it.

03:24:55.000 All these states that Trump has won, that we know he's won, are not in this final tally.

03:25:01.000 If they were, the numbers would be about neck and neck.

03:25:04.000 I think the only way to really know what's going on is to check with young Turks and their foreheads. 0.73

03:25:11.000 You know, when you're on a plane, you're on a plane and the stewardess is, there's crazy turbulence, and then you look over at the stewardess and she goes, I walked in there, and I'm like, if you're mad at me, then say so.

03:25:21.000 You go, okay, we're good.

03:25:23.000 But when you see them sit down in the chair and look over at their other fellow flight attendant, and you go, uh-oh, they're not chatting.

03:25:31.000 Still haven't figured out how to deal with deceit and untruths on a regular basis.

03:25:38.000 No, but it's not just that.

03:25:39.000 They actively champion.

03:25:40.000 Untruths.

03:25:41.000 I don't think that's true.

03:25:44.000 I'm the one most despised person by Mason.

03:25:46.000 Untruths.

03:25:48.000 Where's that poll?

03:25:49.000 Okay.

03:25:50.000 Like, you think they...

03:25:51.000 Corporate.

03:25:52.000 You don't think Corbett's very flustered.

03:25:55.000 Standing in a good metric.

03:25:56.000 Come on.

03:25:57.000 Come on.

03:25:57.000 That's a tell.

03:25:59.000 Well, Jank, this is the fight that I don't like.

03:26:04.000 This is the fight we can't have.

03:26:06.000 This is what, in my opinion, the Democrats, you got to get into power.

03:26:11.000 And then we were talking about this last week.

03:26:14.000 This is the craziest thing.

03:26:16.000 So there's a bunch of Jews in Philadelphia, right? 0.77

03:26:24.000 Yes. 0.99

03:26:25.000 And they're getting lambased by blacks. 1.00

03:26:28.000 And one of them, the Jews are with BLM. 0.99

03:26:33.000 And BLM starts turning on them.

03:26:35.000 They have yarmulkas and the belt with the strings.

03:26:39.000 And one of the black guys goes, whatever it was, Revelations 3.9, this synagogue of Satan. 0.95

03:26:49.000 So I'm not that familiar with the Bible, but I looked it up.

03:26:51.000 And apparently it's Jesus talking about a particular group of Jews who were antagonizing.

03:26:56.000 Yes, he's not talking about Jews in general.

03:26:57.000 Right. 0.99

03:26:58.000 Antagonizing Christians, trying to get them circumcised. 1.00

03:27:00.000 And he said, and he also called them, he said they're ginos. 0.96

03:27:04.000 They're Jews in name only, right? 0.95

03:27:06.000 Effectively, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

03:27:08.000 Which is my favorite term these days.

03:27:12.000 So I'm looking at it, and it's in Philadelphia.

03:27:15.000 So I look up the quote, and it comes from the, what is now Turkey, but the biblical town of Philadelphia.

03:27:22.000 That's where that quote is from.

03:27:24.000 Is that true?

03:27:25.000 Yeah.

03:27:26.000 And then I start thinking, is God talking to me?

03:27:30.000 God is always talking to you.

03:27:32.000 Like, isn't that a weird quinky dink that in Philadelphia... 1.00

03:27:35.000 I don't believe in coincidences.

03:27:38.000 It just seemed celestial.

03:27:40.000 Yes, yes.

03:27:42.000 It was so weird that in Philadelphia, they quoted that part of the Bible where they were antagonizing Jews and made it look like all Jews.

03:27:53.000 And then it was also, it was almost like God was saying, the Jews that are here with BLM are, they're not, I'm not saying they're not real Jews, but they're Acting like ginos and they're hurting themselves. 0.99

03:28:02.000 And guys, get out of there.

03:28:04.000 There are things that aren't as kind of directly redolent or resonant as that, although I think that's true, and I agree with you, and I think that's what's going on.

03:28:14.000 Just in terms of there are moments when you get the sense that Trump is somehow ordained, that he has this.

03:28:23.000 There's an aura, there's a halo, there's something going on, he's just been touched in some way.

03:28:32.000 And it could be temporary.

03:28:33.000 Like with Jimi Hendrix, God just sort of went, plum, I'm going to give you something for a while.

03:28:39.000 Right, right, right, right, right.

03:28:40.000 It's not like God goes, I'm going to make this super creature, this superman.

03:28:44.000 But I think genetically, and this is, if you're an atheist, just think of it as nature.

03:28:49.000 Some people get these little plu, plu, plu, blue, plu.

03:28:52.000 Yes, I think so.

03:28:53.000 I think so.

03:28:54.000 Now, if you recall, the most arrogant thing I've ever heard in my life is something you said.

03:28:59.000 We were in a car, we were in an SUV.

03:29:01.000 Yes, and it wasn't inaccurate.

03:29:02.000 It was just the sort of thing you're never supposed to say about yourself.

03:29:05.000 That's making it more arrogant, actually.

03:29:08.000 He's ramping it up. 0.98

03:29:09.000 So we're driving by St. Patrick's Cathedral, which I know that we can't compete with Europe, with Notre Dame, with the fucking castles of Germany that are from the 1300s. 0.97

03:29:22.000 Neutronstein. 0.97

03:29:23.000 But St. Patrick's shocking.

03:29:26.000 Like when you walk in, you can't believe humans made it.

03:29:29.000 It looks like aliens made it.

03:29:31.000 If you told me aliens made it, I'd go, yeah, I know.

03:29:35.000 So we're driving by it.

03:29:36.000 Where were we headed?

03:29:37.000 Oh, to that art thing.

03:29:39.000 Yes, yes, to that art.

03:29:40.000 That was back before Trump derangement syndrome when the alt-right was just like right-wingers who were fun.

03:29:46.000 Yes.

03:29:46.000 We were doing an art exhibit.

03:29:50.000 Milo put himself in a bath of pig's blood and surrounded himself with pictures of the victims of illegal aliens. 0.89

03:29:58.000 Well, yes, it was the blood was to symbolize the loss both of life and the cultural devastation wrought by illegal immigrants and Islamic. 1.00

03:30:13.000 Were you wearing a bathing suit?

03:30:15.000 No.

03:30:16.000 You were nude?

03:30:17.000 I think I was in Budgie Smugglers.

03:30:19.000 What are those?

03:30:20.000 Like those.

03:30:21.000 Well, you know, just little...

03:30:23.000 Why fronts?

03:30:24.000 Yes.

03:30:25.000 Tighty whiteys. 1.00

03:30:26.000 Well, no, not because tighty whiteys go down your legs. 1.00

03:30:28.000 No, no, no. 0.99

03:30:29.000 These are tighty whiteys. 1.00

03:30:30.000 Well, show me tighty whiteys. 1.00

03:30:31.000 Well, and you're a fag now, so you don't ever resist them. 1.00

03:30:34.000 I'm not interested in your un No, no, no, no. 0.99

03:30:37.000 Budgie smugglers go straight up to a point, just to a point.

03:30:42.000 Oh, like a sexy bikini bottom.

03:30:45.000 For men, yes, yes, yes, yes. 0.90

03:30:48.000 No, and by the way, that's the most revolting underwear I've ever seen on a man. 0.50

03:30:54.000 Wow.

03:30:56.000 That's a fresh pair. 0.70

03:30:57.000 They're not even threadbare on the buttocks yet. 0.89

03:30:59.000 Absolutely grotesque.

03:31:01.000 The rubber band, the rubber is still intact.

03:31:04.000 Awful.

03:31:05.000 Where did you shower that night?

03:31:07.000 Well, I was staying.

03:31:09.000 What's that old hotel that's on?

03:31:12.000 Okay, wait, stop, stop, stop.

03:31:13.000 So the art exhibit is done.

03:31:16.000 Everyone leaves.

03:31:17.000 Yes.

03:31:19.000 Take me through you leaving the bathtub to the point where you're clean and you're wearing like sweatpants.

03:31:24.000 I get out of the bathtub. 0.61

03:31:26.000 Okay, you're dripping women's blood everywhere. 1.00

03:31:28.000 Okay, but what you have to understand is it's refrigerated blood.

03:31:31.000 It's pasteurized and refrigerated to avoid it like turning bad or things growing in it.

03:31:36.000 So it's like being in a cold river for 45 minutes, which means that hypothermia was a very significant and realistic.

03:31:44.000 That's not a joke, right?

03:31:45.000 That's true.

03:31:46.000 No, I was shaking uncontrollably for an hour after I got out of this thing.

03:31:51.000 So I'm covered in a blanket.

03:31:54.000 Some effort is made to sort of douse me in warm water, which feels kind of like boiling.

03:32:01.000 I'm wrapped in a blanket and whisked back to my hotel.

03:32:04.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

03:32:05.000 You're jumping ahead.

03:32:06.000 Whisked.

03:32:07.000 So do you get that?

03:32:10.000 There's a what is it called?

03:32:15.000 A fart?

03:32:16.000 No, a car.

03:32:18.000 The large car.

03:32:19.000 A flying car.

03:32:20.000 No.

03:32:20.000 Like the DeLorean in Back to the Future?

03:32:22.000 Stupid man. 1.00

03:32:23.000 The large cars. 1.00

03:32:26.000 The buses?

03:32:26.000 No, the cars, the big black things you get when you do the nice Uber.

03:32:30.000 What do you get?

03:32:31.000 You're Suburban.

03:32:33.000 There's a Suburban waiting outside.

03:32:34.000 But you're going to ruin the top haulin's down on the seats. 0.80

03:32:38.000 And I am shaking in the back, covered in a space blanket that one of the Marine security guards brought, plus a bunch of other blankets.

03:32:46.000 And I'm whisked back.

03:32:47.000 What's that hotel that's on the park?

03:32:50.000 That's a bit dated, kind of like trading on past glories, old-fashioned styled.

03:32:55.000 And it's on the park.

03:32:57.000 Wasn't that like your favourite one for a while?

03:32:59.000 No, no, no, I hate it.

03:33:02.000 We're in Lower Manhattan at this point?

03:33:04.000 Yeah, so at the very bottom of Central Park, in the middle, there's an old hotel.

03:33:09.000 We're not in Lower Manhattan, we're in the park something or other.

03:33:12.000 Do you know what I'm talking about?

03:33:13.000 Yeah, yeah, the plaza.

03:33:14.000 No, no, no, the plaza's fancy.

03:33:16.000 This is an old-fashioned hotel.

03:33:18.000 Okay, but no one cares.

03:33:18.000 So around the plaza, Central Park.

03:33:20.000 So I'm taken upstairs.

03:33:21.000 I am placed by my security detail in a shower, and they put it on the bottom.

03:33:26.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, you keep skipping things.

03:33:27.000 So you get in the suburban.

03:33:29.000 There's a tarp there.

03:33:30.000 Yes.

03:33:31.000 You have to say tarpaulin.

03:33:32.000 We've abbreviated it here.

03:33:34.000 And then you get it.

03:33:34.000 Are you barefoot?

03:33:36.000 Yes.

03:33:37.000 So then you're taken out of the suburban.

03:33:38.000 My clothes were never recovered.

03:33:41.000 And you show up.

03:33:42.000 Who has your wallet?

03:33:43.000 Like, who has your phone?

03:33:44.000 I didn't take any of it.

03:33:45.000 I didn't take any of it because I was taking... 0.98

03:33:47.000 Aren't you dripping pig's blood in the elevator? 0.98

03:33:50.000 Yes. 0.99

03:33:51.000 Yes.

03:33:52.000 Okay, so you're vandalizing the hotel.

03:33:54.000 Well, no.

03:33:55.000 Yes.

03:33:56.000 And I'm taken up to the room, kind of whisked past, you know, but I've got like six navy seals around me, so no one kind of dares make a fuss.

03:34:04.000 Someone has my room key.

03:34:05.000 I don't remember how they got it or why they have it.

03:34:08.000 But somebody opens the door.

03:34:10.000 I get kind of shoved through the door.

03:34:11.000 And then I hear a discussion, and somebody realizes, like, if we don't get him under a hot shower, he's probably going to get hypothermia and die.

03:34:17.000 So a large pair of hands grabs me from behind, not for the first time.

03:34:22.000 And I am put under one of those, you know, nasty over-the-tub showers, which is put on full heat.

03:34:28.000 And I think I was there for about 90 minutes.

03:34:32.000 90 minutes?

03:34:32.000 90 minutes until I had regained feeling in my fingers and, by some miracle, did not get frostbite or hypothermia or lose a toe or something because I had been in the equivalent of ice water for almost an hour, which is enough to lose something.

03:34:48.000 You know what?

03:34:49.000 That was, we should do a documentary.

03:34:51.000 That was a turning point.

03:34:53.000 That was a turning point in this subculture where the left and the powers of B realized, wait a minute, these guys are fun and interesting.

03:35:03.000 This is a thing.

03:35:04.000 And prepared to basically kill themselves for a laugh.

03:35:07.000 This is getting to be laughed.

03:35:08.000 They're prepared to almost kill themselves for a meme, for a photograph.

03:35:14.000 For a point.

03:35:15.000 To make a point.

03:35:16.000 And this is too charming.

03:35:17.000 It's too interesting.

03:35:19.000 We need to stop this. 1.00

03:35:20.000 We need to stop this shit. 1.00

03:35:21.000 And that was it. 1.00

03:35:22.000 So we had to carry your bathtub out. 1.00

03:35:24.000 Did you really?

03:35:25.000 Yeah.

03:35:26.000 And we poured it onto the street.

03:35:27.000 Who cares? 1.00

03:35:27.000 It's fucking pig's blood. 1.00

03:35:29.000 And I remember the left, they always do this. 1.00

03:35:31.000 They were complaining about hygiene and pollution and you don't have a permit to do that.

03:35:37.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:35:38.000 Like even when I had my katana, my plastic katana at my talk, they go, he's brandishing a weapon.

03:35:43.000 That's illegal, even if it's plastic.

03:35:45.000 Well, because they don't have right and wrong on their side, they have to retreat into the rules.

03:35:49.000 The rules of the people they hate.

03:35:51.000 Like they hate the cops and they're like, they should have been arrested.

03:35:54.000 That's violating bylaw 136.

03:35:58.000 They have to appeal to patriarchal authority, right?

03:36:02.000 Or even, I don't know if you know this, Ryan, but when we were at Trump's hospital and I walked out and they were chanting, Gavin, Gavin, they're like, he has an open container.

03:36:12.000 That's actually illegal.

03:36:14.000 You know, if it was a black guy with an open container. 1.00

03:36:17.000 If it's a black guy with an open container, they'd run in the opposite direction because they didn't want to lose their pension. 1.00

03:36:21.000 Yeah, that's right.

03:36:23.000 They love the rules.

03:36:24.000 They hate cops.

03:36:26.000 And they love rules.

03:36:27.000 Strange combination.

03:36:30.000 We've entered a challenging moment.

03:36:34.000 We've entered a challenging moment.

03:36:35.000 This is our young Turks moment.

03:36:37.000 Well, no, because we'll be laughing no matter what happens, probably just at each other.

03:36:42.000 But we've entered a moment in which Joe Biden appears, if you believe the numbers that you read on major news sources, to have opened up a 100-point lead in the electoral vote, despite only just pipping Trump in the popular vote.

03:36:59.000 So I'm going to give you some numbers from the various sources before I have to go for another wee.

03:37:04.000 But if you look at the New York Times, you will see Joseph Biden at 54 million votes and Trump at 52 million votes.

03:37:13.000 But the Electoral College results at 209 versus 118.

03:37:18.000 Now, I must again stress that all of the big ticket Republican swing states and Florida and Texas, Georgia, none of them have been called, none of them have been admitted.

03:37:30.000 It is not over, but they are doing everything they possibly can to present it as though Biden is pulling ahead to an unassailable position.

03:37:41.000 If you look at Reuters, which started the evening very conservatively, their estimate is now 192 to 114.

03:37:49.000 Fox News now has 223 to 148.

03:37:54.000 And USA Today has 209 to 118.

03:37:58.000 USA Today has snatched the position of most conservative pollster.

03:38:03.000 But once again, this does not include Texas or Florida or Georgia or North Carolina or Iowa or Ohio, Pennsylvania, Michigan or Wisconsin.

03:38:15.000 Which is to say that all of the states that won it for Trump in 2016, though they are leaning heavily Trump, have not been declared by any of the major news organizations.

03:38:27.000 Which, to me, doesn't quite sound right. 0.98

03:38:31.000 Now, you're gay. 1.00

03:38:33.000 Don't you think USA Today is one of the gayest names for USA Today? 0.99

03:38:38.000 USA Today.

03:38:38.000 USA Today, you guys.

03:38:41.000 USA Today is a newspaper for fat women who are not able to express their true political opinions at work and instead wish to signal them by leaving the USA Today on the lunch table. 1.00

03:38:54.000 It's a newspaper for people with an IQ of between 65 and 85 that compresses...

03:39:00.000 What do you buy at the airport when there's nothing else?

03:39:02.000 Well, you don't buy it.

03:39:04.000 You stand by and scoff at the people who do buy it who consider it better than nothing.

03:39:07.000 And it is in fact not better than nothing. 1.00

03:39:11.000 Sort of like gay sex. 1.00

03:39:14.000 No, that's definitely better than nothing. 1.00

03:39:17.000 What is it with you fags to like? 1.00

03:39:19.000 How can you like a bag? 1.00

03:39:21.000 A bag? 1.00

03:39:22.000 A scrotum. 1.00

03:39:24.000 It's disgusting. 1.00

03:39:24.000 Do you lick scrotums? 1.00

03:39:26.000 No, I don't lick scrotums. 0.99

03:39:28.000 I don't lick scrotums. 1.00

03:39:30.000 Do you like tits? 1.00

03:39:31.000 No. 0.99

03:39:32.000 You don't like tits? 1.00

03:39:34.000 I don't like tits. 1.00

03:39:35.000 What the fuck is this country coming to? 1.00

03:39:37.000 Brian, pull up some tits. 1.00

03:39:39.000 No, I don't want to see breasts. 1.00

03:39:41.000 Oh, the revolting? 0.98

03:39:43.000 No, I'm just not interested in breasts. 0.99

03:39:45.000 Are breasts to you what scrotums are to me? 0.99

03:39:48.000 No, they don't repulse me. 0.97

03:39:49.000 I'm just indifferent to them.

03:39:51.000 Because I could talk to an alien.

03:39:52.000 If someone could come down from Mars and I could say, here's a squirtle sack. 0.99

03:39:56.000 Would you be able to talk sometime? 1.00

03:39:59.000 And the alien would be like, and I go, I don't have time to learn your stupid fucking language. 1.00

03:40:06.000 What's better? 1.00

03:40:07.000 What's good?

03:40:08.000 And he'd be like, and there'd be a girl there going, so do those make you barf? 0.98

03:40:19.000 Oh, there's some up there.

03:40:20.000 Why were you looking at the microphone?

03:40:22.000 How advanced do you think this studio is?

03:40:24.000 We projected.

03:40:26.000 I thought there might be a small image of the thing that I was expected to comment on just in front of me.

03:40:31.000 Out of the mic?

03:40:32.000 It turned out there was no screen in front of me.

03:40:34.000 There was no holographic representation with the live stream.

03:40:37.000 Sorry.

03:40:38.000 Sorry to say.

03:40:39.000 No, there was nothing like that.

03:40:41.000 So could you put it back on, please?

03:40:42.000 Yeah, maybe when you finally go blind, we will have tit sound.

03:40:46.000 It's coming soon.

03:40:48.000 Just assuming that I am, could you could you make it? 0.69

03:40:50.000 So that's gross to you. 0.61

03:40:52.000 That makes you bark. 0.78

03:40:53.000 Well, let me have a problem.

03:40:54.000 You would not want a four-hour romp with that thing.

03:41:00.000 Well, the viewers can't see me very well.

03:41:04.000 I've just got nasty.

03:41:05.000 Are you joking?

03:41:06.000 They're pendulous. 0.95

03:41:07.000 They're nasty and pendulous. 1.00

03:41:09.000 So are penises. 1.00

03:41:10.000 They're cows. 1.00

03:41:11.000 Penises swing. 1.00

03:41:12.000 Have you ever run nude on a nude beach? 0.99

03:41:15.000 No.

03:41:16.000 No, I haven't.

03:41:17.000 Why would I run nude on a nude beach?

03:41:19.000 You've got to get somewhere at this last call.

03:41:22.000 That's the only place that serves after 3 a.m.

03:41:28.000 What did you put in the search, by the way?

03:41:31.000 Topless woman. 1.00

03:41:33.000 Topless woman. 1.00

03:41:34.000 Topless tits. 1.00

03:41:35.000 Topless tits. 1.00

03:41:36.000 We're not trying to see buttons. 0.99

03:41:37.000 Let's focus on what's important.

03:41:38.000 It's the election here.

03:41:39.000 We're getting sidetracked.

03:41:40.000 I feel bad.

03:41:40.000 Let's focus on the number one question that America's asking right now.

03:41:44.000 What percentage of tits are disgusting? 1.00

03:41:48.000 What percentage are offensive? 1.00

03:41:49.000 Brian, I need a coffee.

03:41:50.000 Can you get me a coffee?

03:41:52.000 Like, you know how there's...

03:41:53.000 With women, there's zero to ten, right? 1.00

03:41:55.000 Out of tits in the world, and we're not including, obviously, newborns and women on their deathbed. 0.99

03:42:03.000 But like, viable tits from like 18 to 60. 0.98

03:42:10.000 What percentage of those are fantastic? 0.91

03:42:13.000 If you have a good normal libido, what percentage are unacceptable?

03:42:17.000 No.

03:42:18.000 And what percentage are pretty good?

03:42:24.000 Would it be a bell curve?

03:42:28.000 Is everything a bell curve?

03:42:34.000 Isn't it ironic that a bell curve is shaped like a tit?

03:42:38.000 If everything is a bell curve, then that might be a message from God.

03:42:44.000 Right?

03:42:47.000 Milo?

03:42:47.000 Yes.

03:42:48.000 Don't you have a lot to say about that?

03:42:50.000 Well, I wasn't really listening. 1.00

03:42:51.000 Okay, well, we'll do dicks because you're gay. 1.00

03:42:53.000 Okay. 1.00

03:42:54.000 Out of all the viable dicks in the world, like say in America. 1.00

03:42:59.000 I'm ready to talk about penises, please. 1.00

03:43:01.000 18 to... 1.00

03:43:02.000 What's the oldest a dick could be for you guys? 1.00

03:43:05.000 Well, I think once you get to 39, you're dead. 1.00

03:43:08.000 So... 1.00

03:43:08.000 Oh, shit, that's a pretty small window. 1.00

03:43:11.000 No, I've got about four years left until I'm clinically disabled. 1.00

03:43:15.000 So no one wants a 40-year-old's dick. 1.00

03:43:18.000 Okay, so that's interesting. 1.00

03:43:19.000 I did not know that.

03:43:20.000 So 18 to 39.

03:43:21.000 Yes. 0.99

03:43:23.000 What percentage, say it's 100 dicks. 0.98

03:43:26.000 What percentage of those are fantastic? 0.96

03:43:29.000 What percentage of those are no thank you?

03:43:31.000 And what percentage are you?

03:43:32.000 Oh, like 5% are great.

03:43:34.000 5% are great.

03:43:35.000 And what are unacceptable, I don't even want...

03:43:37.000 The rest is unacceptable because I have high standards.

03:43:40.000 But for most homosexuals, for whom any kind of physical attention whatsoever is welcome and necessary because they felt marginalized and excluded their whole life, I would guess that like 80% of their whole marginalized and excluded your whole life? 0.99

03:43:59.000 Well, I was like, with your super rich mom, you're crazy. 0.98

03:44:02.000 I didn't Ray Weinston. 0.88

03:44:03.000 Well, no, I didn't be able to do that.

03:44:05.000 Everything about me is great, and I've always felt like I belong because people always say.

03:44:09.000 Well, you're from England. 1.00

03:44:10.000 They invented faggots there. 1.00

03:44:12.000 I'm just being mean. 1.00

03:44:15.000 I'm not exaggerating. 0.99

03:44:16.000 The word faggot comes from British private schools going to a crew small school. 0.99

03:44:21.000 Oh, yeah, that's right. 1.00

03:44:22.000 Because then the kids would require. 1.00

03:44:23.000 So then the elders would like, I don't know, fuck their hands. 1.00

03:44:26.000 I didn't get my coffee and I didn't wee, so I'm coming. 1.00

03:44:28.000 Fuck their hands. 1.00

03:44:33.000 I'm done. 1.00

03:44:34.000 Yeah.

03:44:35.000 Europe invented homes.

03:44:37.000 Well, Rome did. 1.00

03:44:38.000 But when you think of faggots, that's an English thing. 1.00

03:44:42.000 Rome didn't build fags in one day. 1.00

03:44:45.000 That took a long time. 1.00

03:44:46.000 I think it's funny because gays are more libidinous, right? 1.00

03:44:49.000 They're like, yeah, I'll do you in an alleyway, like Jussie Smalley. 0.99

03:44:53.000 But every time I talk to them, they're like, oh, Lord, one of his butt cheeks was 4% larger than the other.

03:45:00.000 And his knees were so knobby.

03:45:02.000 Yeah, that's how you know straight guys when they're pretending to be straight. 1.00

03:45:06.000 They're like, I don't know, fucking the nipple thing. 0.99

03:45:08.000 There was like one hair there. 1.00

03:45:09.000 And you're like, oh, you're gay. 1.00

03:45:11.000 We have so few. 1.00

03:45:13.000 Cankles, no problem.

03:45:14.000 Finning hair, yes.

03:45:16.000 That's a deal breaker.

03:45:18.000 Squirting is considered an asset.

03:45:21.000 And as Anthony Kumia and his scientific team, he hired a doctor.

03:45:26.000 I was there.

03:45:26.000 Yeah.

03:45:27.000 It's piss.

03:45:28.000 Natasha Starr. 1.00

03:45:29.000 So as you're fornicating with a squirter, she's urinating on you. 1.00

03:45:33.000 No problem. 0.98

03:45:34.000 Yeah, that wasn't like an attractive thing.

03:45:36.000 That was like a science experiment.

03:45:38.000 It felt clinical.

03:45:39.000 Flapjacks, like nothing here at all. 1.00

03:45:43.000 Kind of a deal breaker, but as we were talking about with that sports host, if she kept her bra on, I think I could get over it the entire marriage.

03:45:52.000 Hey.

03:45:54.000 You're cool.

03:45:54.000 She's a deal breaker, but she's a...

03:45:59.000 What are your like...

03:46:00.000 Sorry, we can't work this out.

03:46:01.000 My deal breakers. 0.99

03:46:02.000 Yeah, the pancake tits are, that's huge. 1.00

03:46:04.000 That's pretty big. 1.00

03:46:05.000 Insane labia. 1.00

03:46:07.000 Some sort of like disability that would make everybody look at her when I bring her somewhere. 0.99

03:46:11.000 What?

03:46:12.000 Yeah, like one eye.

03:46:13.000 I wouldn't care about one eye, honestly.

03:46:16.000 Go ahead.

03:46:17.000 I'm sorry I didn't speak the way that you wanted me to speak.

03:46:18.000 Go ahead.

03:46:19.000 Ryan, go ahead.

03:46:21.000 We're talking about millions of women. 0.99

03:46:24.000 You're talking about one eye?

03:46:25.000 Like, how many women have one eye? 1.00

03:46:26.000 How many deal breakers?

03:46:30.000 For just getting laid? 0.99

03:46:33.000 Too fat, gross. 0.99

03:46:34.000 Okay, that's nasty. 0.99

03:46:36.000 But oh.

03:46:37.000 Oh, I know your deal breaker. 1.00

03:46:39.000 That gross, ugly pig, Ashley St. Clair. 1.00

03:46:42.000 Okay. 1.00

03:46:43.000 No, that's not it. 0.98

03:46:44.000 I'm just going to hang out with her all night and talk and drink and not hit on her because she's so gross. 1.00

03:46:49.000 Hair on the underarms.

03:46:50.000 Ashley St. Clair is so attractive.

03:46:52.000 It's actually kind of bad.

03:46:54.000 Like for her?

03:46:55.000 Yeah, because it's almost comical.

03:46:58.000 Yeah, like she's a caricature of. 0.85

03:47:00.000 She's kind of a freak, like the elephant man.

03:47:03.000 I don't think so, but I get what you're saying.

03:47:05.000 Like if you brought her to a party, oh, Gavin's late.

03:47:08.000 Hey, I brought my new girlfriend.

03:47:09.000 Everyone would go, ah, ah.

03:47:12.000 And the music would stop.

03:47:13.000 It would be like Animal House where he goes, Otis, my man.

03:47:17.000 You want me to look it up?

03:47:19.000 Her up? 0.98

03:47:20.000 Yeah, she's a freak. 0.99

03:47:23.000 She's pretty. 0.99

03:47:24.000 I think she's too pretty. 1.00

03:47:27.000 She's like a sister to me. 0.99

03:47:29.000 She's got to get a gap in her teeth or maybe rub diarrhea on her face. 1.00

03:47:34.000 I don't think that.

03:47:35.000 Or just start barfing.

03:47:36.000 Like, I feel like if I met her on a Tinder date or something, I'd go, oh, I don't know.

03:47:41.000 And then she started vomiting.

03:47:42.000 I'd go, hmm, I'm going to clean this up.

03:47:45.000 It's kind of in my league.

03:47:46.000 What do you think about underarm hair? 0.99

03:47:48.000 I don't give a shit. 0.99

03:47:49.000 Me neither. 0.99

03:47:51.000 In Quebec, when I was a young man, that was what all the French Canadians would do. 0.96

03:47:55.000 And they didn't shave their legs either. 0.75

03:47:57.000 Okay, how about fat girl underarm hair? 1.00

03:47:59.000 That's a deal breaker. 0.84

03:48:00.000 Yeah.

03:48:01.000 See the combos?

03:48:03.000 That's an interesting question that's come up during this election quite a bit.

03:48:06.000 What is a deal breaker with gunts?

03:48:10.000 Gunts. 0.54

03:48:11.000 You can tell we've been drinking for a while and we're bored of the election.

03:48:14.000 I don't know if I've seen a gunt in purse.

03:48:18.000 So this obviously is fine.

03:48:21.000 Right?

03:48:22.000 Okay.

03:48:25.000 This also fine.

03:48:29.000 Yeah.

03:48:30.000 Right?

03:48:31.000 You can't even do a...

03:48:32.000 Can you do it?

03:48:33.000 I probably can.

03:48:33.000 I've been drinking beer all night.

03:48:35.000 Let's get Copper Cat back in the line. 1.00

03:48:37.000 Now, what about this?

03:48:41.000 I think for a female. 1.00

03:48:46.000 Now, what if she had huge, huge knockers?

03:48:49.000 Everything else was great.

03:48:50.000 Skinny ankles.

03:48:52.000 But this was her waist. 0.86

03:48:55.000 I think this might be where I tap out.

03:48:58.000 Let's tan the mom. 1.00

03:48:59.000 Who's that weird one that's with Ethan?

03:49:02.000 And then, like, when it gets down to, like, I can't do it, but this is obviously absolutely not.

03:49:07.000 Trying to look at Safe for Work.

03:49:09.000 Who's the girl who does the Ethan Klein podcast where it's like Frenemies? 0.95

03:49:13.000 The fat one. 0.97

03:49:14.000 Oh, that chick. 1.00

03:49:15.000 Yeah, that's about the, that's about...

03:49:18.000 That's about the end.

03:49:19.000 Yeah.

03:49:20.000 What's her name again?

03:49:21.000 I'm trying to remember. 0.96

03:49:22.000 She's got such a low IQ. 1.00

03:49:24.000 It's such a turn-off. 0.96

03:49:25.000 That's, you know, we can't deal with that.

03:49:27.000 High IQ is a real turn-on.

03:49:28.000 I dated a girl so much like a boy when I was like 20, but she was just so intellectual.

03:49:37.000 Like a boy.

03:49:39.000 Which part?

03:49:40.000 That she was so intellectual.

03:49:43.000 Why?

03:49:44.000 Well, you don't want that for a woman. 1.00

03:49:45.000 Nobody does.

03:49:46.000 You don't want that for a woman. 1.00

03:49:47.000 Nobody does.

03:49:48.000 You say that. 1.00

03:49:48.000 This is a stupid myth I hate. 1.00

03:49:50.000 They go, oh, she's single because men are intimidated by her high IQ and her ambition. 1.00

03:49:55.000 Oh, there she is.

03:49:56.000 Yeah, we hate having intellectual conversations with the woman we're living with. 1.00

03:50:00.000 What a bummer. 0.97

03:50:02.000 This woman's hippo face really turns me off, though. 1.00

03:50:07.000 How many chicks have you banged? 1.00

03:50:09.000 Oh, yeah, you banged chicks. 1.00

03:50:11.000 Well, they're all dead now. 0.99

03:50:12.000 Oh, because you gave them AIDS? 0.59

03:50:17.000 No, not because I gave them aids.

03:50:18.000 What's going on the sizzle reel?

03:50:20.000 Not because I gave them AIDS, because things didn't work out.

03:50:24.000 One of them's a heroin overdose.

03:50:25.000 One of them was a con.

03:50:26.000 Things didn't work out with their age treatment?

03:50:27.000 The other one was...

03:50:31.000 I'm sorry.

03:50:32.000 So how many?

03:50:33.000 I don't know.

03:50:34.000 Four or five.

03:50:35.000 T-cells did they have left?

03:50:38.000 Let's look her up, though.

03:50:40.000 Google image her.

03:50:43.000 This chick, we're talking about fatness and deal breakers. 1.00

03:50:46.000 See, you'll see a jiggle here coming up soon.

03:50:48.000 Okay, who is...

03:50:49.000 Let me sit down.

03:50:49.000 Do you know who this is, Milo?

03:50:51.000 No, I don't.

03:50:52.000 She's a super duper famous stage version of YouTube. 1.00

03:50:56.000 Beetlejuice.

03:50:58.000 Yeah.

03:50:59.000 But she paid for this herself, I think.

03:51:01.000 This didn't go anywhere.

03:51:02.000 This is just a video she made.

03:51:04.000 Put her in Google image and let's just look at her body. 1.00

03:51:07.000 I still forget her. 0.98

03:51:08.000 Because what I'm trying to say, Milo, while you were gone is gays are, they appear more libidinous than males. 1.00

03:51:15.000 I mean, than you know, real people. 0.95

03:51:17.000 Yes.

03:51:18.000 But you guys are so strict.

03:51:21.000 And when I hear your standards, I think that's all we care.

03:51:24.000 Our only deal breakers are your gun is hanging over your pubes and you have thinning hair.

03:51:30.000 Well, the thing you have to remember.

03:51:32.000 Like this is right at the end.

03:51:34.000 No, the thing you have to remember is that gays share some critical psychological similarities with women, which is to say that what we say is not always what we're thinking and what we say we think. 0.99

03:51:47.000 Oh, you're liars. 0.99

03:51:48.000 Well, not so much liars. 0.99

03:51:50.000 I mean, women honestly believe that they want things that will actually make them deeply miserable. 1.00

03:51:55.000 Homosexuals believe they have to say that they conform to certain stereotypes and that they want things that they know that they don't necessarily actually really want. 1.00

03:52:04.000 What it basically boils down to is you can't really trust anything a woman or homosexual says. 0.94

03:52:07.000 So you pretend you want a six-pack and he has to be six foot four or whatever, but you don't have to be afraid of that. 0.60

03:52:12.000 Right, well, the reality is that most homosexuals will take whatever is offered to them because they don't believe that they deserve anything better. 1.00

03:52:19.000 Oh.

03:52:20.000 I'm not speaking for myself here, but the majority of the people.

03:52:22.000 Love how it becomes a Chadwick Moore no matter what, right?

03:52:25.000 Well, I'm not speaking for myself here because I don't feel that.

03:52:27.000 That reminds me of that chick. 1.00

03:52:29.000 What's her name true?

03:52:31.000 The one who's like this, the Puerto Rican who's like this in every movie, she was in Swan.

03:52:35.000 Michelle Rodriguez.

03:52:36.000 Michelle Rodriguez.

03:52:36.000 They go, why are Puerto Ricans so loud?

03:52:39.000 Which is a pretty brave question.

03:52:40.000 I can't remember the context, but they probably said it in a different way.

03:52:43.000 And she goes, they're screaming to be heard in a world that just won't listen.

03:52:49.000 Oh, God.

03:52:49.000 It's like, no, you're just brand in the lower East Side.

03:52:53.000 I don't think your fucking uncle's a junkie and you want to yell because there's like 30 people in the living room. 0.98

03:52:58.000 You know why they're loud? 1.00

03:52:59.000 Because they have to talk over other Puerto Ricans. 1.00

03:53:02.000 I literally, I was in Harlem and I heard two people leaving a bodega.

03:53:06.000 Two Puerto Ricans.

03:53:07.000 I don't have a camera.

03:53:08.000 And they weren't listening to each other.

03:53:09.000 They were both talking at the same time.

03:53:11.000 I was like, I've never seen that before. 0.98

03:53:12.000 Oh, we have some news to try to drag it away from fat chicks and tits and politics. 1.00

03:53:17.000 What is the news? 1.00

03:53:18.000 Would you fuck her, by the way? 1.00

03:53:20.000 Who? 1.00

03:53:20.000 Bye. 1.00

03:53:21.000 Trisha.

03:53:22.000 Trisha Paytas? 0.97

03:53:24.000 God, you're so blind.

03:53:25.000 People never believe me.

03:53:26.000 This is how I got into that nasty thing.

03:53:28.000 That Zeke Hollis thing.

03:53:29.000 Someone Zeke Hollid next to Milo.

03:53:32.000 No, she's vast.

03:53:34.000 She's vast. 1.00

03:53:35.000 How much would you have to be paid to fuck her? 1.00

03:53:37.000 I just never would because I'd never get over the trauma. 1.00

03:53:39.000 It's not worth the money.

03:53:40.000 Ooh.

03:53:41.000 Seven billion?

03:53:42.000 That's really cool.

03:53:43.000 No, it's just not worth the money.

03:53:44.000 And it's not like she's a...

03:53:45.000 $9 trillion?

03:53:46.000 God, come on, yeah.

03:53:47.000 It's not worth any amount of money.

03:53:48.000 It's not true.

03:53:49.000 You don't want to solve world hunger?

03:53:51.000 Definitely not.

03:53:53.000 All right, Ryan, what's your fee back here on Earth?

03:53:57.000 Some people deserve to be hungry.

03:53:59.000 I mean, like, probably a little under $100,000, I would do it.

03:54:04.000 For sure.

03:54:05.000 I mean, honestly, like, if I was single and I'm as broke as I am now, maybe, like, four grand.

03:54:13.000 That's even too much. 0.99

03:54:14.000 If someone told me I had to fuck, like, you want to fuck Trisha Paytas? 1.00

03:54:17.000 We'll pay you. 1.00

03:54:18.000 I go, well, you better have eight bucks.

03:54:22.000 But that's what makes you the second most three ones.

03:54:28.000 Yeah.

03:54:28.000 That's what makes you the second most.

03:54:29.000 Or a beer.

03:54:30.000 By the way.

03:54:31.000 But not a beer from CVS, because I know these are about a buck 20.

03:54:35.000 A beer in a bar.

03:54:37.000 That's your celebration beer.

03:54:39.000 The regular size Budweiser can.

03:54:41.000 And if she's all done up like that, I will go down to a stick of hubba bubba. 1.00

03:54:46.000 She's not a walk in the park. 0.83

03:54:47.000 She has like nine personalities. 0.99

03:54:49.000 And she's probably got great moves. 1.00

03:54:50.000 Anyway, what the fuck are we doing? 0.99

03:54:52.000 We have... 0.99

03:54:54.000 We're going to get in contact with Hollowed.

03:54:55.000 He's got a song about voting.

03:54:57.000 Oh, good.

03:54:57.000 Yeah, let's do that.

03:55:00.000 So that'll take three minutes.

03:55:04.000 Well, in the meantime, I can give you a quick update based on...

03:55:06.000 Wait, wait, give them a good background with lots of graphics.

03:55:09.000 Okay.

03:55:09.000 Oh, God.

03:55:10.000 Oh, God.

03:55:11.000 Why don't you go to the bottom?

03:55:12.000 Oh, Lord.

03:55:13.000 Boys, boys.

03:55:15.000 Why don't you go to politico.com and then click through to their results page because there's a nice kind of like our orangey red that I think will go nice with my complexion.

03:55:24.000 If you could do that, please.

03:55:26.000 I got to be honest, Milo.

03:55:27.000 Your tone is sounding very Biden's going to win right now.

03:55:32.000 I'm starting to see some worrying signs.

03:55:34.000 I'm not going to lie to you.

03:55:36.000 Let me skip through some of the numbers that are coming through.

03:55:38.000 Look, it's my very firm belief that nobody will ever know who actually won this election.

03:55:44.000 Yes.

03:55:44.000 But I will give you some of the numbers that are being presented to us by our esteemed media organizations.

03:55:51.000 The first one I have for you from an organization that still refuses to announce Texas, Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, and so on and so forth, the New York Times suggests that 209 electoral votes are going to Biden and 118 to Trump.

03:56:09.000 They basically announced everything they possibly can for Biden and absolutely nothing that they don't positively have to for Trump.

03:56:16.000 Reuters, which began the evening very cautiously, has thrown that caution to the wind and they're now estimating 192 for Biden, excuse me, 114 for Trump.

03:56:27.000 We've got Fox News, which is being a little bit more liberal about calling states, 223 for Biden and 204 for Trump.

03:56:36.000 But what's important to note about Fox News poll, which, I mean, you may say is probably going to be the most favourable stroke accurate.

03:56:45.000 Shall I go this way?

03:56:46.000 If you could pull up foxnews.com and if you could perhaps, I think it's foxnews.com slash elections slash whatever.

03:56:55.000 Just try to get to their Fox News.

03:56:56.000 Election slide.

03:56:57.000 Probably the homepage there.

03:56:58.000 Right.

03:56:59.000 The thing to bear in mind about Fox News is although they've been happy to call Texas and Florida, they are still holding out on Iowa, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, North Carolina, and Georgia, and they have 223.204.

03:57:14.000 So according to the fairly liberally called Fox News, it is still close but in play. 0.95

03:57:23.000 We've got USA today for the faggots at 209.118, which is probably completely meaningless and untrustworthy. 1.00

03:57:33.000 And finally, Politico, I just want to drill down a little bit into Politico's numbers. 0.98

03:57:40.000 Now they've got 209 to 120.

03:57:43.000 However, in those states they haven't called, they are nonetheless giving us the real numbers for various swing states.

03:57:53.000 So for Trump in Florida, even though their model has not yet granted it to him, they are predicting that Trump's going to win with 51.3 in Florida, with 50.1% in North Carolina, with 52.3 in Iowa, and with 51.9 in Wisconsin.

03:58:10.000 They're also giving Trump Pennsylvania, Michigan, Nebraska that's just come in.

03:58:15.000 That is politico.

03:58:16.000 So even though they're not prepared to call a lot of these states for Trump, they are nonetheless predicting he will win in all of these battlegrounds.

03:58:25.000 But wait, if, is that, what do you have up there, politico?

03:58:29.000 Your microphone.

03:58:30.000 What do you have up there?

03:58:33.000 That's politico.

03:58:33.000 That's politico?

03:58:35.000 But Biden's 209 and Trump's 120.

03:58:37.000 So yeah, so you can see, look, it sounds like a big gap, but when you look at the actual number of votes that's still in play, because they just refuse to call certain states, you've got 38 in Texas, you've got 29 in Florida, you've got 15 in North Carolina, 18 in Ohio,

03:58:55.000 6 in Iowa, 10 in Wisconsin.

03:58:58.000 Where else have we got?

03:58:59.000 We've got Pennsylvania with 20 that looks now, although in early voting it was very heavily Biden, now it's 56.4% for Trump.

03:59:09.000 Doesn't look like Biden can reclaim there.

03:59:11.000 North Carolina, again, looks like it's going for Trump.

03:59:13.000 15.

03:59:14.000 All of these states...

03:59:16.000 A little bit more on Mike.

03:59:16.000 Say again?

03:59:17.000 A little more on Mike, Milo?

03:59:18.000 Oh, all of these states that are shaded red are not just leaning to Trump, they're pretty much givens for Trump.

03:59:25.000 But they're not accounted for yet.

03:59:26.000 They're not accounted for yet in the numbers above.

03:59:28.000 What's that one by California?

03:59:30.000 Is that Arizona?

03:59:31.000 Nevada, obviously the home of...

03:59:35.000 No, no, that's Arizona.

03:59:37.000 What are you looking at?

03:59:38.000 Oh, Arizona, yeah.

03:59:39.000 It looks like Arizona's going to go for Biden, but Arizona's been really overplayed by a lot of the commentators, given that it's only worth 11 electoral votes.

03:59:51.000 I'm going to see if I can find a map that's going to let me grant to Trump all the stuff that's leaning Trump that they won't give him and see what kind of numbers that gives us.

04:00:01.000 Glad we got Milo on the show tonight, huh? 1.00

04:00:03.000 He really knows his shit. 1.00

04:00:04.000 He's really cracked. 1.00

04:00:05.000 Can you imagine the shit show if it was just us? 1.00

04:00:09.000 It would just be Trisha Payton's tits. 1.00

04:00:11.000 Paytas. 1.00

04:00:12.000 Payton correctly. 1.00

04:00:13.000 It would just be Trisha Payton's tits. 1.00

04:00:15.000 Various fees on fornicating with various women like Rosie O'Donnell. 1.00

04:00:20.000 I think the viewers would still be happy.

04:00:23.000 Rosie O'Donnell in lingerie with five-inch stilettos.

04:00:28.000 Can you go horizontal?

04:00:30.000 What?

04:00:32.000 We got...

04:00:33.000 Hollow.

04:00:34.000 Yeah, just turn your jammy horizontal.

04:00:37.000 Boom, boom, boom, boom.

04:00:38.000 We're going to blow you away.

04:00:44.000 There we go.

04:00:46.000 Wait.

04:00:48.000 So far, see the amp.

04:00:50.000 There we go.

04:00:51.000 Yeah, there you go.

04:00:53.000 There, that works perfect.

04:00:55.000 Sweet.

04:00:56.000 Finally, you're horizontal and not vertical.

04:00:59.000 This is the best.

04:01:00.000 That worked out great.

04:01:03.000 I need to mute the stream so I don't hear myself twice.

04:01:08.000 Here, I'll resize you. 0.97

04:01:10.000 There we go.

04:01:11.000 Well, then he was better off vertical.

04:01:14.000 You got Jesus in the back there?

04:01:18.000 Yeah, a lot of Jesus.

04:01:20.000 Can you hear us?

04:01:22.000 Can you hear us?

04:01:22.000 Yeah.

04:01:23.000 Yeah.

04:01:24.000 I noticed you have Jesus behind you.

04:01:27.000 Yeah, check it out.

04:01:28.000 I also have the Mets up there, too.

04:01:31.000 Oh, cool. 1.00

04:01:34.000 As a devout Catholic, if you have Jesus behind you, it means that you want him to fuck you, and that is blasphemous to us. 1.00

04:01:42.000 You think the Muslims were hurt on Charlie Ebdo? 1.00

04:01:44.000 I'm going to fucking come through that house and behead your entire family. 1.00

04:01:49.000 We do not tolerate depictions of Jesus behind anyone. 1.00

04:01:53.000 It's true.

04:01:55.000 Always have it in front of you.

04:01:57.000 The blood of martyrs flow for conversion.

04:02:00.000 So honestly, exactly what they didn't want to happen is going to happen.

04:02:06.000 And France is actually going to hopefully become more tradcath and based in Red Pill. 0.75

04:02:13.000 Yeah, I wonder what's going to...

04:02:15.000 But this is my problem with all of these things.

04:02:17.000 You talk to these people and you go, you must be outraged about what's going on.

04:02:22.000 Like that dude from Deer Spiegel, we had this German journalist following us around last night after we did our show.

04:02:28.000 And like he's in Germany. 0.97

04:02:31.000 Muslims are ruining his country. 1.00

04:02:32.000 Refugees are ruining Europe. 1.00

04:02:34.000 And he's just like, I can't believe you're here in America.

04:02:38.000 And I actually like the guy.

04:02:39.000 I consider him a friend, but he's a liberal.

04:02:41.000 And he's like, Trump is ruining everything around you.

04:02:43.000 And I'm in Berlin enjoying my life. 1.00

04:02:46.000 And I'm like, Merkel is ruining your shitty country. 1.00

04:02:50.000 And Trump is trying to save us from these lunatics burning into the ground. 1.00

04:02:54.000 Do you think Trump is behind these riots? 0.95

04:02:58.000 Well, you didn't have them fall.

04:03:00.000 Yeah, like kids get mad when they get told it's bedtime.

04:03:05.000 This is them being disciplined.

04:03:08.000 It's confusing to me.

04:03:10.000 It's kind of like how, you know, when we go over to Iraq and carpet bomb cities, the people there aren't going to be like, you know, we love America. 0.81

04:03:21.000 It's the exact opposite effect happens.

04:03:23.000 And when BLM comes into towns and completely destroys them, and like I drive by New York City, it's crazy. 0.90

04:03:30.000 Like I remember when I was with Ryan the other day, the Burger King, the Burger King, even the Burger Kings, you know, boarded up and destroyed.

04:03:40.000 And I was actually in Manhattan last week, and we're just driving.

04:03:45.000 People are just openly spray painting.

04:03:47.000 It's gone.

04:03:48.000 The city is gone.

04:03:50.000 I don't get why Antifa hates Starbucks so much.

04:03:53.000 I saw a video tonight of them threatening to burn down an entire apartment building with 300 people in it because the lobby has a Starbucks.

04:04:04.000 If you don't like expensive coffee, don't buy it.

04:04:08.000 Yeah.

04:04:09.000 Yeah, the pumpkin spice lattes, you know.

04:04:12.000 I'm sorry I offended you with my expensive coffee. 0.98

04:04:15.000 Yeah, it is strange, but my new obsession is, and I was asking Joe Biggs and Enrique this tonight, when they talk about right-wing riots and all that shit on ABC News and USA is gay, do they really, 0.97

04:04:32.000 like, how serious are they? 0.98

04:04:34.000 You know what I mean?

04:04:34.000 Like, do they really believe that there's a major risk of right-wing riots, or are they just journalists campaigning?

04:04:42.000 And I think they're just activists who are asking questions like, why do you beat your wife in order to frame the narrative? 0.99

04:04:50.000 I don't think they give a shit about the truth. 0.98

04:04:53.000 Well, I like to talk about how, you know, you think about all the conservatives locked up in the last eight months and with guns and ammo. 0.98

04:05:06.000 And it's testament to the fact that they're not inherently violent because there hasn't been a mass shooting since the lockdown started.

04:05:15.000 And all of these people, and I personally know people who've killed themselves since the lockdown, and there's been more white men who...

04:05:25.000 That's true.

04:05:27.000 We cut that feed because it sounded racist.

04:05:31.000 We want to make it clear here on this show.

04:05:33.000 We do not discuss Soros or anything about white males committing suicide.

04:05:40.000 So if someone mentions that, we will cut the feed and we'll change the subject immediately.

04:05:45.000 Understood?

04:05:46.000 It's true.

04:05:48.000 That's the way we work here.

04:05:50.000 We don't tend to mess around with certain tops.

04:05:52.000 No.

04:05:53.000 Tops and for topics, by the way.

04:05:55.000 For you kids at home. 0.98

04:05:57.000 No discussion about white males killing themselves. 0.96

04:05:59.000 And no Islamophobia. 0.99

04:06:01.000 No racism.

04:06:03.000 Yeah, we let a couple of things slide. 1.00

04:06:04.000 I'm a fucking bitch on ABC News. 1.00

04:06:06.000 I'm so mad at me and Ryan. 1.00

04:06:09.000 True.

04:06:09.000 Equally mad that we didn't record it.

04:06:12.000 I eviscerated her.

04:06:14.000 Who thought that the news wouldn't air the news?

04:06:18.000 That's happened to me a million times. 1.00

04:06:19.000 I thought that at least so fucking stupid. 1.00

04:06:20.000 They'd cut it up. 1.00

04:06:22.000 No, every time I slay a liberal interviewer, the tape gets lost.

04:06:29.000 And, you know, Trump records it. 0.99

04:06:31.000 Remember I did fucking Daily Show and they tried to frame me? 0.98

04:06:35.000 I should have had hidden cameras in that room. 0.99

04:06:37.000 That's what Trump did with 60 Minutes?

04:06:39.000 Yes.

04:06:40.000 And I don't remember seeing the real version.

04:06:43.000 It's just the Trump recorded version.

04:06:46.000 It was really great.

04:06:46.000 And she asked Pence about the fly.

04:06:49.000 That's the only thing that I'm glad she did.

04:06:51.000 Because it shows a lot of character in Pence.

04:06:53.000 He just laughed it off.

04:06:54.000 He was like, my family went there.

04:06:57.000 Like, remember you showed me that radio thing?

04:06:58.000 You showed us all the radio thing Where Pence was a radio host.

04:07:02.000 It really made Pence look warm.

04:07:04.000 He should have put that on Twitter because he has no character besides that.

04:07:09.000 There's not much fun Pence things going on.

04:07:11.000 And he should have embraced that fly.

04:07:14.000 I lived in Africa for a while and I was working there, volunteer.

04:07:18.000 I got some problems with my payments going on.

04:07:22.000 My parents were sending me money to volunteer down there in the Congo.

04:07:26.000 And it got so bad that I was starving.

04:07:30.000 And I had a distended belly for not long, for like two weeks.

04:07:35.000 And I remember during that time, I'll never forget it, I would have flies crawling on my face and not even notice.

04:07:41.000 Sheesh.

04:07:42.000 Yeah.

04:07:44.000 And what happened out of it?

04:07:45.000 You just kept the distended belly, but the flies left? 0.96

04:07:51.000 We got damned. 0.96

04:07:52.000 Hello back on the line. 0.96

04:07:54.000 What happened, Darren?

04:07:57.000 The song got stuck.

04:08:00.000 So you wrote a song.

04:08:05.000 Yeah.

04:08:07.000 Can we hear it?

04:08:11.000 You play it through your pro better.

04:08:16.000 I'm very confused by you because you dare to support Trump, you dare to be a Christian, but the music you make is very New York hipster.

04:08:27.000 Well, when I had a mustache, I really looked like a hipster. 1.00

04:08:32.000 You got to cut your fucking hair, by the way. 1.00

04:08:34.000 You look ridiculous. 1.00

04:08:35.000 Nah, no. 1.00

04:08:36.000 Can you read?

04:08:38.000 Well, so check this out.

04:08:40.000 I got, let's see, we're St. Michael the Archangel right here.

04:08:45.000 That's great.

04:08:46.000 Now get Saint Joseph the Barber.

04:08:50.000 St. Joseph the Barber?

04:08:53.000 Nah.

04:08:54.000 But we've had so many bands on the show, like Dream Machine or BBQT who dared to, or Ty Richards, who dared to not be right-wing, not say like I love Pat Buchanan and Trump Rocks, 0.98

04:09:10.000 but just to be slightly patriotic or at least not follow the liberal narrative like a fucking toothhound. 0.76

04:09:19.000 And they have their careers completely destroyed. 0.98

04:09:24.000 Even Trapped, who I don't consider a right-wing band.

04:09:28.000 That's a right-wing guy from...

04:09:30.000 Yeah.

04:09:30.000 But is he right-wing?

04:09:32.000 He's pretty based.

04:09:34.000 Like what? 0.99

04:09:34.000 I think he likes Alex Jones and shit. 0.99

04:09:36.000 So he watches Alex Jones. 0.99

04:09:38.000 Yeah, he admits he goes on.

04:09:40.000 The entire band has their shows canceled because one of the members watches Alex Jones.

04:09:45.000 He's the only outspoken one out of the group.

04:09:47.000 Yeah, he decided to use the Twitter for the first time in a long time to voice his political.

04:09:51.000 Just all sorts of stuff.

04:09:52.000 He just started being him.

04:09:54.000 Are you the guy that did that song Scott Pilgrim Ruined the World?

04:09:58.000 No, that's negative XP.

04:10:00.000 Oh.

04:10:00.000 You guys are similar.

04:10:01.000 But we're friends.

04:10:03.000 Are you friends? 1.00

04:10:03.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

04:10:04.000 All right. 1.00

04:10:05.000 My nickname goes on tour, but he's kind of scared because he's extremely socially awkward.

04:10:11.000 And he's just scared to talk to people.

04:10:18.000 Just sad.

04:10:21.000 This solves it.

04:10:23.000 Okay.

04:10:24.000 I don't think we can hear your song and talk to you at the same time.

04:10:26.000 Let's hear your jam.

04:10:29.000 Later.

04:10:30.000 So bye.

04:10:32.000 And don't ever depict the prophet Jesus ever again.

04:10:36.000 Let's make that our new thing.

04:10:39.000 We hate seeing Jesus depicted.

04:10:41.000 Just like what?

04:10:43.000 Crosses in churches.

04:10:46.000 Do not depict the prophet Jesus.

04:10:48.000 I have to jewelry shopping to department.

04:10:50.000 Very theologically sound according to Christian doctrine.

04:10:53.000 Well, it will be very funny.

04:10:54.000 Things get updated, Milo.

04:10:56.000 Things get updated.

04:10:58.000 Somewhat.

04:10:58.000 Do not depict Jesus.

04:11:00.000 You can only depict God.

04:11:02.000 What?

04:11:03.000 How about these Muslims? 0.99

04:11:05.000 You can't depict Jesus or God, but you can't depict like a cat.

04:11:08.000 You can't have a cat calendar because it's God's creation.

04:11:13.000 It's faces.

04:11:14.000 It's faces.

04:11:15.000 You're not supposed to presume.

04:11:17.000 What if you have a flower that looks exactly like a cat face? 1.00

04:11:21.000 God, shut up. 0.99

04:11:23.000 What is that? 1.00

04:11:24.000 Nasty liberals singing for something. 0.99

04:11:27.000 Sounds like... 0.99

04:11:28.000 You're not supposed to presume to reproduce something beautiful.

04:11:32.000 What about a flower?

04:11:34.000 Flowers are okay because...

04:11:36.000 Just okay.

04:11:37.000 They're not God's crowning glory, you know?

04:11:40.000 Yes, they are.

04:11:41.000 They're amazing.

04:11:42.000 An orchid?

04:11:43.000 Well, they're not considered as... 1.00

04:11:45.000 I like an orchid more than a fucking worm. 0.99

04:11:48.000 Can you draw a worm? 1.00

04:11:50.000 Yeah, I think you can do whatever you want to do.

04:11:53.000 I think they got two.

04:11:54.000 What about like a bull weevil or a praying mantis has a pretty human-looking face?

04:12:00.000 It's got the eyes and the...

04:12:01.000 I think because they also believe that people and animals are created in some respect in the image of God.

04:12:07.000 If it has a face that vaguely resembles a human's, I don't think you're supposed to draw it.

04:12:14.000 If there's any Muslims watching now, may we please draw a praying mantis? 1.00

04:12:20.000 I don't think so.

04:12:21.000 Mailbag at censored.tv.

04:12:23.000 Okay.

04:12:23.000 All right, let's hear his jam.

04:12:25.000 So you made me wondering, why were you talking to that guy who had Jewish chick hair? 0.94

04:12:29.000 Because he made this song.

04:13:15.000 You can hear the music after three.

04:13:26.000 We didn't finish everything story.

04:13:28.000 Let's do more of this.

04:13:30.000 It's almost 20 seconds.

04:13:34.000 It's a minute 20 seconds.

04:13:38.000 The sonics and the cramps and the makers.

04:13:49.000 Awesome, dude.

04:13:50.000 Great work.

04:13:50.000 So anyway, I'm in the SUV.

04:13:52.000 We passed St. Patrick's Cathedral.

04:13:54.000 Oh, no.

04:13:55.000 And I say, you know, and I've had a few drinks, so I'm talking like I'm talking now.

04:14:00.000 And I go, you know, sometimes I'm in church and I look at the craftsmanship, even my own church in the Burbs, but St. Patrick's, whatever.

04:14:08.000 And you're like, I've been to nice buildings.

04:14:10.000 I've been into beautiful hotels.

04:14:11.000 I've been at nice restaurants.

04:14:13.000 And the architecture is very, very, very nice.

04:14:16.000 I've been to rich people's homes.

04:14:17.000 Very, very, very, very nice.

04:14:19.000 But you go to a church and you're like, I don't even know what, like, how'd you make that?

04:14:23.000 The thing that goes like that and like that, like that, all the way up to the top?

04:14:27.000 Is that even wood?

04:14:28.000 Like, what is that?

04:14:29.000 Was that a mold?

04:14:31.000 And then I started thinking, it's, and this is where I get weird.

04:14:35.000 And I was with my new friend, so I was sort of confessing something that I find unusual about myself. 0.90

04:14:41.000 I said, sometimes I get kind of crazy and I think that the actual tradesman was like, holy shit, I've never been able to carve so perfectly. 0.98

04:14:52.000 Holy shit, I'm just nailing it. 0.99

04:14:55.000 Wow. 0.99

04:14:55.000 Like if you do a drawing and you go, wow, this is exactly what that person looked like. 0.99

04:14:59.000 Or with you, with your imitations, there must be times like when you're doing Tim Poole and you go, I just became Tim Poole.

04:15:05.000 Yeah, I'll stop myself.

04:15:06.000 Do Tim Poole.

04:15:07.000 So the election right now, I don't think it's in the bag.

04:15:10.000 I mean, there's some scary stuff happening out there, man.

04:15:12.000 Listen, you want to go to the polls?

04:15:14.000 You want to share your vote?

04:15:15.000 That's fine.

04:15:16.000 But listen, man, what's going on with that?

04:15:18.000 I got to get his like hipisms. 0.94

04:15:20.000 What's going on with that? 0.93

04:15:21.000 He turns into like a black girl. 1.00

04:15:22.000 So anyway, I talk about basically divine intervention within the trades at churches where they just, they must, like they do these stained glass and go, they must look at it themselves and go, what the fuck? 0.98

04:15:33.000 Like I've always said that about Led Zeppelin after they did a song like Joy in the Rain. 0.98

04:15:37.000 They must look at each other and go, fool in the rain, sorry, and go, whoa, that was a jet.

04:15:43.000 Like I've done this. 0.89

04:15:44.000 I've been in bands and sometimes we'll finish a song in the practice space and look at each other and go, whoa, that was intense.

04:15:51.000 So I say that to Milo and he goes, you know, I kind of feel like that's what's going on with me.

04:15:58.000 I mean, Breitbart, in many ways, it's a tragedy.

04:16:01.000 He died, in all ways.

04:16:03.000 But when he died, it provided the embers and the smoldering ashes for a phoenix to rise up that's far more inspiring, something totally invigorating to change the world, and that's me.

04:16:20.000 And that was just like, whoa.

04:16:22.000 That is by far the most arrogant words that have ever made it into these gear holes.

04:16:28.000 Wowie.

04:16:29.000 But I was right.

04:16:30.000 I was talking about St. Patrick's Cathedral.

04:16:33.000 And you're like, Breitbart had to die to make me.

04:16:37.000 But I was right.

04:16:39.000 I was right about that, though.

04:16:41.000 Okay.

04:16:42.000 I think so.

04:16:44.000 I need you to babble with the guest for another two to three minutes because I have some exciting news that I just need to tabulate, cross-reference across a couple of different places.

04:16:53.000 Go to Australia.

04:16:54.000 Let's try the Dusty Bogues.

04:16:56.000 Oh.

04:16:57.000 Yes, do that for me.

04:16:58.000 And when I return, and I am so committed to this, and I'm going to read this on the toilet.

04:17:04.000 Let me read some of my texts.

04:17:10.000 Chick used to work for me. 1.00

04:17:11.000 Is Tucker a proud boy?

04:17:12.000 No, absolutely not.

04:17:14.000 He's actually not really into proud boys.

04:17:16.000 He's always said, look, when you start this kind of a movement, whatever, like political activism, you kind of have to choose if you're an MLK guy or a Malcolm X guy.

04:17:26.000 And he goes, I chose MLK.

04:17:28.000 Maybe that was a mistake, but that's what I chose.

04:17:32.000 So the violence thing, sorry.

04:17:35.000 And I was like, all right, I chose Malcolm X. And I have an armed guard at my house right now.

04:17:42.000 And when I get home, I will be standing with my 30 at 6 in the front room.

04:17:46.000 So I didn't really choose Malcolm X. Malcolm X chose me.

04:17:50.000 Malcolm X chose me.

04:17:51.000 I'm like Kamal Harris now.

04:17:53.000 Malcolm.

04:17:54.000 Malcolm chose me in the pocket lap.

04:17:59.000 Okay.

04:18:03.000 Some Jacob stuff.

04:18:05.000 I do have to say you have a pretty good Bronx accent we get from some guy.

04:18:09.000 Yes, percept.

04:18:11.000 Someone's saying I called them.

04:18:12.000 I don't remember.

04:18:13.000 Oh, that was Enrique.

04:18:16.000 Dow Jones futures up big. 0.99

04:18:18.000 Here's a fools. 0.97

04:18:22.000 Something big happening. 0.99

04:18:23.000 Real Donald Trump.

04:18:25.000 This is, by the way, this was 2134.

04:18:28.000 What's that?

04:18:29.000 9.34?

04:18:32.000 Yep.

04:18:33.000 Now, 2.30 favorite to win on top betting sites.

04:18:35.000 Switch from big dog going into today to medium dog all afternoon.

04:18:39.000 A bigger dog when he was losing to Florida to medium favorite to beat Biden.

04:18:43.000 To big favorite win right now.

04:18:45.000 Betters always see it first.

04:18:47.000 But that was, I'm sorry, I shouldn't be telling you that.

04:18:49.000 That was 9.30 tonight. 0.98

04:18:56.000 We look at fucking, Tommy Baggs is freaking out. 0.99

04:19:01.000 Let's just look at Fox News. 1.00

04:19:03.000 Because I'm starting to get scared.

04:19:05.000 I'm starting to become chink younger. 0.93

04:19:09.000 Which is you when you're eight.

04:19:12.000 That's a lot of red.

04:19:15.000 Why didn't we get blue, by the way, as a color?

04:19:17.000 Red makes me think of communism.

04:19:20.000 I want to be blue.

04:19:21.000 No, we own red.

04:19:22.000 We can't let the commies have red. 0.98

04:19:24.000 I don't like red.

04:19:25.000 We do red better than they do.

04:19:27.000 Okay.

04:19:29.000 270 needed to win.

04:19:31.000 210, 227.

04:19:33.000 This difference is an irrelevant difference.

04:19:37.000 Like, the margin of error is bigger than the 17 that we're looking at right now.

04:19:42.000 That's from Fox there, but, you know, then you go to this.

04:19:46.000 That's a pretty big gap.

04:19:48.000 You go to this, you know.

04:19:51.000 213, 136.

04:19:54.000 See, this is what Milo didn't really explain to me.

04:19:57.000 Why they're not...

04:20:00.000 They're not counting.

04:20:01.000 Oh, Jacob.

04:20:02.000 Okay, let's try it.

04:20:03.000 Hey, Milo, stop.

04:20:05.000 He's in the bathroom.

04:20:08.000 Hello.

04:20:12.000 Jacob, can you hear us?

04:20:15.000 Oh, I think you're muted.

04:20:17.000 You're muted, dude.

04:20:23.000 Can you hear us?

04:20:25.000 Check, check, check.

04:20:27.000 I can't believe Skype has worked all night.

04:20:29.000 Yeah.

04:20:31.000 This is the only time Skype has worked for us.

04:20:33.000 Let's take some calls after this.

04:20:36.000 Oh, okay.

04:20:37.000 Let's go.

04:20:37.000 Oh, yeah.

04:20:38.000 Okay.

04:20:38.000 Oh, oh.

04:20:39.000 Oh.

04:20:40.000 He's plugging.

04:20:40.000 I think he's hot wiring his camera.

04:20:43.000 It's like 1920s operators.

04:20:45.000 One ringy dingy.

04:20:49.000 We can't hear you, dude.

04:20:51.000 Operated 226, 226, connecting to 136.

04:20:55.000 How weird was that?

04:20:56.000 You'd make a call in the 1920s.

04:20:58.000 They'd manually unplug an RCA and plug you in.

04:21:04.000 Not that I could come up with a better system.

04:21:06.000 And you have to know their extent.

04:21:07.000 That's the other thing about all this. 1.00

04:21:08.000 Like, you see this stupid piece of shit? 1.00

04:21:09.000 Couldn't even have it. 1.00

04:21:10.000 It's a dumb button. 0.99

04:21:11.000 Lock Ryan and I in Rikers with all the materials. 0.99

04:21:15.000 With all everything.

04:21:17.000 Manuals, like Wikipedias of soldering.

04:21:21.000 A YouTube video.

04:21:23.000 Like, can you imagine?

04:21:24.000 Nobody can do that like me.

04:21:27.000 Joe Rogan said that.

04:21:28.000 He's like, I don't understand this.

04:21:30.000 I don't get it, man.

04:21:31.000 And that's why I say with Proud Boys, revere the entrepreneur. 0.99

04:21:35.000 Like, we're around these incredible fucking creations that I'm sorry were created by men. 0.99

04:21:42.000 Well, what about women? 1.00

04:21:43.000 They created the men that made those.

04:21:45.000 So they're above us.

04:21:47.000 So why do we got to go like, a woman invented the peanut?

04:21:52.000 That's not important.

04:21:55.000 Just appreciate what's around you. 1.00

04:21:57.000 Fuck. 1.00

04:21:58.000 Even this hat. 1.00

04:22:00.000 Like the foam?

04:22:01.000 I don't get it.

04:22:02.000 How would you make that foam?

04:22:04.000 And the mesh and the, I'll tell you what, even sewing machines.

04:22:08.000 My dad has a degree in physics.

04:22:11.000 He's a PhD in physics.

04:22:13.000 My dad designed the XM-1 tank, the fastest tank in the world. 0.96

04:22:17.000 I believe my dad's research with sonar, where they could, you send a sonar to a submarine, you can see exactly what's in it, how many people are in it, whether it's nuclear, all this shit. 0.98

04:22:27.000 That hurt Russia. 0.76

04:22:29.000 And I believe my dad was an integral part of that.

04:22:31.000 I think my dad ended communism. 0.99

04:22:34.000 Damn. 1.00

04:22:35.000 Genius. 1.00

04:22:36.000 But even him and I would sit and look at a sewing machine and go, what the fuck? 0.99

04:22:42.000 How does the thread, how does it, what? 0.97

04:22:45.000 You loop it, but then at some point, like when you sew something, you had got to let go.

04:22:51.000 And then you pick it up again.

04:22:52.000 No, I think I know. 0.99

04:22:54.000 I don't fucking guess. 0.99

04:22:55.000 Ryan knows. 0.98

04:22:56.000 So look, the thing goes in, right?

04:23:00.000 And then it moves it along, and then it comes up.

04:23:02.000 And now that thing is like this.

04:23:03.000 Whoop.

04:23:04.000 I just thought of it.

04:23:05.000 Before, I didn't know, but I just thought of it. 1.00

04:23:07.000 You're so fucked. 1.00

04:23:09.000 The stupidest thing about you is... 1.00

04:23:10.000 That's totes it. 1.00

04:23:11.000 That you think you know things.

04:23:13.000 It's it.

04:23:13.000 It goes like...

04:23:14.000 You know what smart people say?

04:23:17.000 And then it goes...

04:23:18.000 Because you move the fabric, so it goes, and then you move it here, and now there's a scrap.

04:23:22.000 And then it goes up.

04:23:23.000 But the thing you just showed, how does the pencil get through the thing?

04:23:28.000 Well, it goes, because it's sharp at one end, and then it's still sharp on the other end to come back up.

04:23:32.000 It's still very thin.

04:23:34.000 With your hand, you just went through the pad.

04:23:37.000 The thing holding the pin.

04:23:39.000 Oh, maybe it...

04:23:39.000 Oh, yeah.

04:23:40.000 Oh, God.

04:23:41.000 Oh, yeah, no, no, no, but it would have been a bit of a dude.

04:23:45.000 There has to be a release where it does this.

04:23:47.000 Exactly.

04:23:47.000 That's what I'm talking about.

04:23:49.000 Yeah, there's a release, and then it catches it.

04:23:50.000 It's like on a spring.

04:23:51.000 It throws it and catches it?

04:23:53.000 No, no, no.

04:23:54.000 I think sewing machines are made by the devil.

04:23:57.000 Well, we shouldn't be wearing clothes.

04:23:59.000 We're making a lot of revelations tonight.

04:24:01.000 Tonight from now on, no more depicting Jesus in any way.

04:24:06.000 I'm writing this down.

04:24:07.000 Yep.

04:24:07.000 And sewing machines, we should have mass bonfires because they're the devil's playthings.

04:24:14.000 So how do we feel about clothes?

04:24:16.000 No more clothes.

04:24:17.000 Okay.

04:24:19.000 That seems tough.

04:24:23.000 You can have cloth, like you can wear a blanket.

04:24:26.000 You can be nude with a blanket.

04:24:28.000 But how do you think they make the Scots?

04:24:30.000 We did this years ago.

04:24:32.000 Are you ready for some comforting news?

04:24:34.000 Yes, very ready.

04:24:36.000 Okay, here goes.

04:24:40.000 There we go.

04:24:41.000 One second.

04:24:43.000 Here is some comforting news when Ryan is ready.

04:24:46.000 Okay.

04:24:49.000 Ready.

04:24:49.000 Fox News.

04:24:50.000 Show the background.

04:24:51.000 Okay, if you go to foxnews.com and then hit the election results.

04:24:56.000 Put it behind it.

04:24:57.000 Gotcha.

04:24:59.000 There we go.

04:25:00.000 You'll see 227 by 210.

04:25:03.000 Now, what I want you to notice in the map underneath, and I'm going to try to come to this side so you can see it properly.

04:25:08.000 I'll move you, don't worry.

04:25:09.000 What have you done?

04:25:11.000 Oh.

04:25:12.000 Oh, there's something ghastly going on.

04:25:14.000 Okay, so I'm going to come here.

04:25:15.000 I want to move the map up a little bit.

04:25:18.000 Okay, we've got 227 by 210.

04:25:22.000 But observe the states that Fox News has not called, okay?

04:25:28.000 We don't have Georgia, which is going for Trump.

04:25:31.000 We don't have North Carolina, which is going for Trump.

04:25:33.000 Pennsylvania, which is currently going for Trump by a large margin.

04:25:36.000 Michigan or Wisconsin.

04:25:39.000 Montana is just flipped.

04:25:42.000 It's just flipped.

04:25:43.000 And now it's going for Trump as well.

04:25:44.000 Look at those pinky kinds of colours, right? 0.98

04:25:48.000 If you take the cursor off there, Ryan, look at those pinky colours and look at the numbers underneath the codes for those states, okay?

04:25:57.000 Look at Georgia, 16.

04:25:58.000 North Carolina, 15.

04:25:59.000 Pennsylvania, 20.

04:26:01.000 Michigan, 16.

04:26:02.000 Wisconsin, 10.

04:26:03.000 Montana, 3.

04:26:04.000 Now add those, if you scroll up a little bit, scroll up a bit to the numbers at the top, the other way.

04:26:10.000 Sorry, sorry?

04:26:12.000 Add those to the totals here, 227 to 210.

04:26:18.000 So you're adding the Montana 3, you're adding all the paints.

04:26:22.000 Everything except Montana, because Montana keeps flipping backwards and forwards.

04:26:26.000 But just look at the difference.

04:26:28.000 Now, Biden just popped up to 237 on my screen, which suggests that he has secured one or more of those.

04:26:35.000 But just example, look, we're only 27 away, which means he only needs two or more of those pink states, all of which he's predicted to win right now. 0.63

04:26:46.000 So this.

04:26:47.000 Ooh, that's some good news.

04:26:48.000 What this suggests is that although nobody's ready to call a lot of those places for him, he is poised to hop over the margin.

04:26:59.000 That's what I'm seeing here.

04:27:01.000 Whoops.

04:27:03.000 Why are you going to a black screen of the top of Mila's hat?

04:27:08.000 We got Jacob Wall.

04:27:09.000 Oh, okay.

04:27:10.000 Hold on, one.

04:27:11.000 That's your.

04:27:13.000 That's probably not the best way to.

04:27:15.000 There we go.

04:27:16.000 Okay.

04:27:16.000 Do we have audio?

04:27:18.000 Yes, I think you should be able to hear me.

04:27:21.000 Sounds great.

04:27:22.000 So, Jacob, we just heard some great news from one of your closest friends, Milo.

04:27:27.000 You look really dark, dude.

04:27:29.000 Is there a light not on?

04:27:36.000 Anyway, it doesn't matter.

04:27:38.000 So we just heard from a good friend of yours, Milo, that if we add up the pink states, the variables right now, Trump beats Biden.

04:27:48.000 What do you think?

04:27:51.000 I think that's exactly right.

04:27:53.000 What we're seeing is that in all kinds of swing states, Trump is outperforming.

04:27:58.000 He came out with early leads in even places like Rhode Island, which is unheard of.

04:28:03.000 So that does appear to be the case.

04:28:05.000 But what you're seeing is folks trying to undermine it from a structural standpoint.

04:28:12.000 You had Fox News call Arizona, and then Chris Steyerwald comes out, who I call Chucky because he looks like Chucky the doll, and says, well, we called the state based on our exit poll asking voters about the coronavirus.

04:28:28.000 Not even asking them who they voted for, just, oh, what do you think about the virus?

04:28:31.000 And then if they say they don't like the virus, they said you're a Biden voter.

04:28:35.000 And then you have in Michigan where now election officials say because Trump has such a big lead, they don't want to call the results until Friday.

04:28:46.000 And so this is what we're up against.

04:28:48.000 You have Trump up significantly in all kinds of states that matter.

04:28:54.000 By modern day standards, what you would call a landslide win in Florida.

04:28:59.000 By modern day standards, what you would call a landslide lead in Michigan, in places like Wisconsin, certainly in Ohio.

04:29:08.000 By modern day, you mean 2016, four years ago.

04:29:14.000 Right.

04:29:14.000 The president, what we've been saying, I know you've been saying this, Gavin, is that we know tons of people that didn't vote for Trump in 16, but are voting from this time.

04:29:24.000 But I don't know anybody that voted for him in 16 that didn't vote for him this time besides the folks that they, you know, the actors that they hire for Lincoln Project commercials.

04:29:33.000 Otherwise, I can't find them.

04:29:35.000 You know what was weird?

04:29:36.000 Before any of this started, everyone was talking about mail-in ballots and we can't know tonight.

04:29:42.000 We have to count the mail-ins.

04:29:43.000 We have to count the mail-ins.

04:29:44.000 That hasn't really seemed to come up tonight.

04:29:49.000 Well, the mail-in ballots are a disaster for Democrats because the Democrat Party, of course, everyone knows America is a conservative country.

04:29:57.000 And then you have these situations where you have inner cities like Minneapolis, like Detroit, where the Democrat Party has a machine where low-functioning urban voters are treated like livestock and bust into polling places and caused to fill out ballots which are harvested that they don't even fill out half the time.

04:30:18.000 And then that's how Democrats are even competitive in a place like Michigan, which is a red state, or a place like Wisconsin, which is a red state.

04:30:25.000 And it was a disaster for them to go to mail-in because what you're saying is that these low-functioning people now have to print out a piece of paper, fill it out, send it in the mail.

04:30:37.000 Hopefully their ballot comes back.

04:30:38.000 Then fill that out.

04:30:40.000 And some of this paperwork is not simple.

04:30:42.000 You need a juror's doctorate to fill out this paperwork.

04:30:44.000 It is, in fact, more difficult than the evil IQ tests that they used to make you take to vote.

04:30:50.000 And then you've got to Google your drop-off, where you're allowed to drop it off.

04:30:54.000 I heard Ryan tonight, he's Puerto Rican.

04:30:56.000 They're not known for their prowess.

04:30:57.000 And him and his mom were arguing about where they even get to vote.

04:31:02.000 And Ryan can work.

04:31:03.000 It's not easy.

04:31:04.000 It's not easy.

04:31:05.000 And it was a mistake for the Democrats to embrace mail-in voting.

04:31:08.000 And the president knows that.

04:31:11.000 And I know that.

04:31:12.000 And that's why the hardcore Republican operatives, if you will, have waged a jihad against mail-in voting, not because they were worried that it would be manipulated for fraud.

04:31:25.000 And there's going to be lots of fraud.

04:31:26.000 Everyone knows that.

04:31:27.000 But because anything that Trump's against the Democrat Party has to be for, including mail-in voting.

04:31:33.000 And them being for mail-in voting, I believe, is the reason that you see, as I predicted and have been predicting since March, record low minority turnout in all kinds of districts, because they're just not going to go through all of this morass of paperwork.

04:31:48.000 Do they own a laser printer?

04:31:50.000 Because you have to print it out on a laser printer in most of these places.

04:31:54.000 Some, you don't need a laser printer.

04:31:55.000 You need a color printer.

04:31:57.000 It's immensely complicated, and it was a real disaster to embrace it if you're a Democrat.

04:32:00.000 It doesn't make any sense.

04:32:02.000 Do you think there's massive male voter fraud going on anyway?

04:32:07.000 Well, the voter fraud takes three forms.

04:32:10.000 The first form is where you send 10 ballots in to each voter, and you hope that they take it upon themselves to fill out 10, or you send in ballot harvesters and they fill it out for them.

04:32:24.000 That is the smallest portion of voter fraud.

04:32:26.000 Yeah, those sound like small numbers.

04:32:28.000 Even like James O'Keefe showing us the fraud in, I was going to say Somalia, the fraud in Michigan with Ilhan Omar's thing. 0.88

04:32:38.000 You hear about like 300 thrown in the garbage and 200 here.

04:32:42.000 And yes, that's horrific.

04:32:43.000 But I don't know. 0.98

04:32:44.000 I'm talking on my ass right now, but it just doesn't feel like the collection fraud is way too much. 0.98

04:32:49.000 And you're depending on people. 0.99

04:32:52.000 You're depending on, to do that, a whole lot of people.

04:32:54.000 Let's say millions of people got sent 10 ballots each.

04:32:58.000 Would even a thousand Of them across the country take it upon themselves to craft different signatures and fill out 10 ballots and commit felonies and act like expert forgers.

04:33:09.000 Not really, but it'll happen.

04:33:10.000 The next one is the more threatening one, which I'd say is about twice as common, where you have Republican ballots and you take them and you throw them in the trash or throw them in the creek.

04:33:20.000 And that's a very pernicious form of voter fraud.

04:33:23.000 And that's why at everything that we've done, we've encouraged people to vote in person.

04:33:29.000 And in fact, as you know, Jack Berkman and I have been prosecuted for telling people to vote in person in these ridiculous robo call cases in Michigan and Ohio now and a lawsuit in the Southern District of New York arguing that because we said vote in person,

04:33:45.000 don't vote by mail, that's a violation of the Ku Klux Klan Act of 1871.

04:33:51.000 I kid you not.

04:33:52.000 And of course, we just said vote in person.

04:33:54.000 Now, why did they prosecute us?

04:33:57.000 Hold on.

04:33:58.000 Hold on, hold on, Jacob. 0.96

04:33:59.000 I heard those robocalls, and you also, in that same robocall, you said, we don't need Negroes around here no more. 1.00

04:34:08.000 And you suggested you had a very succinct guide to going to Home Depot to build a cross to burn on people's lawns. 0.95

04:34:16.000 That to me sounds racist.

04:34:18.000 Well, that's what the judge in the Southern District of New York, Judge Marrero, said, a Clinton appointee.

04:34:25.000 He said that we are electoral terrorists and we are using phone lines the way that the KKK used burning crosses and guns.

04:34:33.000 I can't even joke anymore because everything is true.

04:34:36.000 Like, I can't exaggerate.

04:34:37.000 When Max and John, the Prowboys, went to prison, the judge Mark Dwyer said, this reminds me of 1930s Europe.

04:34:45.000 Yeah, it's out of control.

04:34:47.000 But they prosecuted us, and the reason they prosecuted us for, I don't know, encouraging people to vote in person rather than by mail is because by telling people to vote in person, what you're doing is you're making it more difficult for them to execute the third kind of mail-in voter fraud,

04:35:07.000 the most dangerous one by a factor of 10.

04:35:09.000 And that is what we're seeing now, where you have Michigan, it's a Trump blowout.

04:35:14.000 It's just a Trump blowout.

04:35:15.000 He's way ahead.

04:35:16.000 Is he?

04:35:17.000 And then officials...

04:35:18.000 I thought it was like three points.

04:35:19.000 Last time I checked.

04:35:20.000 Last time I checked, it's a Trump blowout.

04:35:22.000 I thought it was a light pink and not like a menstrual red.

04:35:26.000 No, it's good.

04:35:26.000 It's Trump.

04:35:27.000 What's it at now?

04:35:29.000 Currently, we're looking at 50 points.

04:35:31.000 He's up 11 points.

04:35:32.000 54 points.

04:35:34.000 10 points in modern days.

04:35:35.000 That's a landslide in the modern era in a swing state.

04:35:40.000 And then what you have is the officials come out, the officials, whoever these people are, and they say, well, we're not going to report it until Friday.

04:35:49.000 And the reason they say that is because like they tried to do in Florida, like they successfully did in California in 2018, they've got to go find more ballots.

04:35:56.000 They have ballots stuffed in barns all over the state.

04:36:00.000 This is the big one.

04:36:01.000 You know, throwing ballots out, that's bad.

04:36:03.000 The ballot harvesting and the send 10 ballots, that's bad.

04:36:06.000 But the most dangerous form is what we're seeing now, where they say, we're not going to give you the results.

04:36:10.000 Biden is about to speak here.

04:36:12.000 If he's not speaking as we go, he may be speaking right now.

04:36:16.000 And he's going to say, we need to keep counting. 0.99

04:36:18.000 Anybody who calls a victory before Friday is a traitor and needs to be shot. 0.98

04:36:22.000 That's what Biden's going to say if he hasn't said it already. 0.99

04:36:25.000 So that's the most dangerous form.

04:36:27.000 That's what's taking place now.

04:36:29.000 And it's out of control.

04:36:34.000 Do you think from here to Friday, when they're counting it, they'll just like, I don't know, hire liars and say triple all your numbers or something?

04:36:43.000 Because throwing physical ballots away doesn't seem like you're going to get millions out of that.

04:36:52.000 It seems to me to be...

04:36:53.000 200,000.

04:36:55.000 Yeah, well, you don't, the way that it works is, and this has been described to me, namely by Republican lawyers that litigate on this stuff and hire private investigators to look into it, is that if you have an area where you have very low turnout,

04:37:12.000 a ghetto, let's say, where 3% are even going to turn out, rather than ever mailing the ballots out in the first place, remember, a ballot's just a piece of paper.

04:37:20.000 It's printed by a private printing company.

04:37:23.000 It's just paperwork, like any other piece of paperwork.

04:37:27.000 Rather than ever mailing those out, what you do is you just park them.

04:37:30.000 You park them in a facility, in a barn, in a shed, anywhere in the state.

04:37:35.000 And it sounds like between today and Wednesday, you have people go through and fill them out, Democrat, Democrat, Democrat.

04:37:40.000 And you can drum up 50,000 ballots, 100,000, 200,000, 300,000 ballots.

04:37:47.000 All right, so it sounds like there's voter fraud going on, not enough to kill Trump.

04:37:52.000 And what do you think the odds are that Trump wins tonight?

04:37:58.000 The odds now are about 70%.

04:38:00.000 So they're very good.

04:38:02.000 I'll take it.

04:38:03.000 Cheers, buddy.

04:38:04.000 Thanks for coming on.

04:38:05.000 Thanks so much.

04:38:08.000 Black Power. 0.53

04:38:09.000 I'm going to start ending all my interviews with Black Power. 1.00

04:38:11.000 Kevin, you've been doing that since we started the network.

04:38:15.000 Oh.

04:38:16.000 I think you have.

04:38:17.000 He has.

04:38:19.000 White Power is funnier, but you can't say that anymore.

04:38:23.000 Which one?

04:38:24.000 Oh, White Power. 1.00

04:38:24.000 Yeah, I know, I know. 1.00

04:38:26.000 I find White Power a funny thing to say. 0.98

04:38:28.000 What's been interesting?

04:38:29.000 Especially in a phone call where you're like, okay, so we'll meet you.

04:38:31.000 Okay, I'm going to bring the kids around to the ice rink.

04:38:35.000 We're going to rent skates?

04:38:36.000 Okay.

04:38:37.000 But no, Johnny's not going to skate, so we'll just rent skates for the two oldest kids.

04:38:41.000 Okay.

04:38:41.000 Yeah, sounds good.

04:38:42.000 We'll meet there at four.

04:38:42.000 Okay, white power.

04:38:48.000 Black power is too obvious. 1.00

04:38:50.000 What the hell is this? 0.99

04:38:51.000 There should be some other kind of power. 0.69

04:38:52.000 Oh, no.

04:38:53.000 Huge, huge mistake.

04:38:55.000 Oh, wait, Milo, you sent this to me.

04:38:58.000 Well, probably a very long time ago.

04:38:59.000 It's now out of date.

04:39:00.000 Clean your room.

04:39:01.000 I'm Milo.

04:39:03.000 Probably a long time ago.

04:39:04.000 Probably very long time ago.

04:39:05.000 That's pretty good.

04:39:07.000 I'm British Jordan Peterson.

04:39:09.000 Well, probably a long time ago.

04:39:10.000 I'm talking about a long time ago.

04:39:11.000 Go to New York Times 2020.

04:39:13.000 New York Times 2020 forecast.

04:39:16.000 Can I try and say something, Milo?

04:39:17.000 Hello.

04:39:18.000 Go to New York Times 2020 and then call it forecasts.

04:39:24.000 Hello.

04:39:25.000 I'm British Jordan Peterson.

04:39:27.000 Hello. 0.99

04:39:29.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

04:39:30.000 He's dropping his computer. 1.00

04:39:32.000 Why do we always hurt the people we love the most?

04:39:35.000 I don't know, but Oscar Wilde did it.

04:39:37.000 Don't you wish Tommy got American citizenship and could be here right now?

04:39:41.000 Well, he ought to.

04:39:42.000 Have you ever partied with him?

04:39:44.000 No, because I knew where it would end.

04:39:46.000 Oh.

04:39:48.000 Him and his friends are like the Knights of the Round Table.

04:39:52.000 If he was a...

04:39:53.000 You feel like you're with, I don't know, the guys who killed Bin Laden.

04:39:57.000 I know he's a macho man, Milo, but I don't know what you meant by said you know where it would go. 0.99

04:40:02.000 Like you'd end up fucking? 0.99

04:40:04.000 Yeah, like if the election was gay, was he a swing state? 0.99

04:40:09.000 I am British, and I have had lots of friends like that in my life, and that's a previous in my existence that I do not care to repeat, but I do adore the man.

04:40:20.000 He is the most heterosexual man in the world.

04:40:22.000 Okay.

04:40:22.000 Wait a minute.

04:40:23.000 What are you talking about?

04:40:24.000 He's so heterosexual.

04:40:25.000 He's seen you guys, and he's still straight.

04:40:28.000 I mean, Tommy's, you know. 1.00

04:40:30.000 He's saying he's so straight he could fuck me and it wouldn't even make him gay. 1.00

04:40:34.000 That's accurate. 1.00

04:40:35.000 Yes.

04:40:36.000 Wow.

04:40:38.000 It would just be like an ownership banging.

04:40:41.000 There are points in the evening at which...

04:40:44.000 I don't want to hear this anymore.

04:40:46.000 Okay.

04:40:46.000 No, I do.

04:40:48.000 Points in the evening at what?

04:40:49.000 He would seduce you? 0.88

04:40:51.000 Tommy would have no idea the next day what he had done.

04:40:54.000 Oh my god, no.

04:40:56.000 No, let's go to those.

04:40:57.000 Tommy could be no kidding drug person on earth.

04:41:00.000 He would never get sexual with Milo Yiannopis or any other man.

04:41:05.000 Is he prepping for jail? 0.99

04:41:07.000 Gays always do this. 1.00

04:41:09.000 They think that we're all secretly gay. 0.98

04:41:11.000 So we want to hear... 0.95

04:41:12.000 And it's like albinos thinking we're secretly albino. 0.99

04:41:16.000 It's ridiculous. 0.98

04:41:16.000 Oh, that's a visual. 0.98

04:41:18.000 By the way, this is an old loose end.

04:41:22.000 In this five minutes, let's go to the nitty-gritty.

04:41:25.000 The crowdsurfing. 0.99

04:41:26.000 This was a great fucking night. 0.99

04:41:28.000 I had no idea. 0.99

04:41:29.000 I didn't expect this.

04:41:29.000 By the way, I like how Milo's like, you didn't get invited to the celebration.

04:41:34.000 This is me.

04:41:35.000 Look, they're carrying me, dude.

04:41:37.000 It feels like this is America.

04:41:38.000 This is the living hell I lived while you were partying with nerds in DC.

04:41:45.000 Adequate.

04:41:45.000 Greatest night of my life.

04:41:46.000 Definitely adequate.

04:41:48.000 Greatest night of my life.

04:41:52.000 That's when the...

04:41:53.000 And to get back to your pig's blood thing, that's when people accepted that you could be non-liberal and still be cool and fun and have a great day.

04:42:02.000 Yeah, we went into the other side of the bar and we were just chatting up folks over there. 0.93

04:42:07.000 We were parting our asses off.

04:42:08.000 And then the left went, this is too powerful. 0.99

04:42:12.000 We got to make them into Nazis. 0.98

04:42:15.000 There was a good time.

04:42:16.000 And you know what they do, too?

04:42:18.000 People go, but there's black proud boys. 0.99

04:42:21.000 So what? 0.98

04:42:21.000 They just hammer the black proud boys, like Dante Nero and Josef Lazaya. 0.98

04:42:26.000 And they make them move. 0.95

04:42:27.000 And eventually they just go, this isn't worth it for me.

04:42:29.000 It's just a drinking club.

04:42:31.000 I can quit my drinking club.

04:42:34.000 By the way, we're about to go through this again very soon.

04:42:38.000 Trump's winning tonight.

04:42:39.000 I mean, it looks fine.

04:42:40.000 You've had a possibility here.

04:42:44.000 Can you get on Mike a little more, Milo?

04:42:45.000 What?

04:42:46.000 Oh, yes. 0.99

04:42:47.000 The only thing that was missing was a mass blowjob. 0.99

04:42:50.000 That was just... 0.99

04:42:51.000 That's a buried man's idea of paradise.

04:42:54.000 Oh, oh, with females. 1.00

04:42:56.000 Yeah.

04:42:57.000 You think I was lamenting that none of these dudes blew me? 1.00

04:43:01.000 Good guys, they pretend they love you, but then you pull your dick out and all of a sudden it's persona non grata. 1.00

04:43:08.000 Yeah, you hug me up tons. 1.00

04:43:10.000 Wait, I was recording.

04:43:11.000 Where's my footage?

04:43:12.000 I don't know who that guy is who's hugging me, by the way.

04:43:14.000 I'm there on the recording.

04:43:15.000 Long lost brothers.

04:43:17.000 And I'm recording.

04:43:18.000 So where's that footage?

04:43:20.000 What do you mean?

04:43:21.000 I was in the pit.

04:43:22.000 I just saw myself recording.

04:43:25.000 Yeah, but that's when Martin Skrelly was free.

04:43:27.000 Oh, yeah.

04:43:27.000 Emily Yucas wasn't free.

04:43:29.000 You did your pigspled thing.

04:43:30.000 Right. 0.97

04:43:31.000 I had a bunch of photos of myself as like a slave and a tranny and all the tropes.

04:43:35.000 Martin Shkrelli, what was his?

04:43:37.000 It was a pill?

04:43:39.000 Oh, he did, um...

04:43:40.000 It was a pill in a Perspex box, but I can't remember what the...

04:43:44.000 Let me see if I can find out.

04:43:45.000 Is that a real pill? 0.99

04:43:46.000 Like a real cure for AIDS or some shit? 0.96

04:43:48.000 Yeah, let me see if I can find out what the point of that was, because there was some whole story behind this pill. 0.97

04:43:53.000 Now, what's your two cents on Martin Shkrelly?

04:43:55.000 Oh, wasn't it bad guy?

04:43:56.000 AIDS frames?

04:43:57.000 Wasn't it the AIDS medication he jacked the price up of?

04:43:59.000 Yeah, because I was trying to make a point about how market pricing actually is fairer for everybody and serves everybody better in the end.

04:44:08.000 Because if you buy a dairy farm and you're selling milk at significantly under market, all you're going to do is put your farmers out of business.

04:44:18.000 So you have a responsibility to raise the price of your milk to whatever everybody else is selling it for.

04:44:24.000 Yeah, it's a free market. 0.99

04:44:26.000 And by the way, guy, you have AIDS. 0.73

04:44:30.000 You know how expensive it is to be cured of...

04:44:32.000 There's a cure for hepatitis C. It's brutal.

04:44:35.000 It's like a chemotherapy injection, basically.

04:44:38.000 And it's $80,000 to not have hepatitis C anymore.

04:44:42.000 I know guys who have died of hepatitis C, if I worked at McDonald's, I would scrounge up some sort of payment plan to get me away from this hepatitis C curse. 1.00

04:44:54.000 And if you have AIDS, sorry, the pill's expensive, bitch. 1.00

04:44:57.000 But almost nobody pays for their own AIDS treatment is almost always in some way subsidized by other people, even if it's just subsidized by the people who buy other drugs from the same drug company. 0.99

04:45:09.000 And how'd you get AIDS? 0.96

04:45:11.000 You were sharing needles, overindulging yourself with heroin, or you were fucking dudes for three days straight. 1.00

04:45:16.000 Being a disgusting slut. 1.00

04:45:18.000 Giving food to the homeless and you cut your hand on a tomb can exactly. 1.00

04:45:22.000 You didn't catch it bringing diapers to single moms in the hood. 1.00

04:45:27.000 Listen, man, you want to bang guys in the butt? 1.00

04:45:29.000 I totally get it, man. 1.00

04:45:30.000 Is that Tim Poole?

04:45:32.000 It is.

04:45:32.000 Tim Poole's here?

04:45:34.000 Well, he just, I guess his connection dropped.

04:45:40.000 We had a podcast going on in the back room in the Tony Soprano room.

04:45:44.000 There's a black guy there. 0.98

04:45:44.000 He must be racist. 0.98

04:45:46.000 Was that Tlaib? 0.77

04:45:47.000 I believe so.

04:45:48.000 Statistically, the other highest Talib.

04:45:51.000 The amount of people here, this is a pre-COVID world, so statistically, this is fun. 0.98

04:45:58.000 That's the night we invented the fourth degree because we got arrested with MAGA hats on, and some Puerto Rican bitch was like throwing glasses at them. 1.00

04:46:07.000 They were smashing, so they shoved her. 1.00

04:46:09.000 The police showed up immediately because this was back when the police were everywhere.

04:46:13.000 We were actually able to do their job. 1.00

04:46:15.000 And they threw the Puerto Rican, the dude, and his bitch into the tombs. 1.00

04:46:20.000 Yeah. 1.00

04:46:21.000 So they heard Trump won in the tombs.

04:46:23.000 Now, obviously, he wasn't with his girlfriend anymore.

04:46:26.000 So he's sitting there like with a ham sandwich and a bunch of junkies.

04:46:29.000 And he, I think he flew to New York for this party.

04:46:33.000 And I go, you're fourth degree, dude. 0.97

04:46:36.000 You got in an altercation with a lunatic. 0.99

04:46:38.000 You're fourth degree.

04:46:39.000 And then that became, oh, so to get the fourth degree, they have to beat up someone who disagrees with them.

04:46:45.000 Oh.

04:46:46.000 He shoved a woman who was whipping glasses at his face and his girlfriend's face, but okay. 0.86

04:46:51.000 And you know what he told me?

04:46:53.000 They all found out that Trump won in the tombs, and he was the only white guy there. 0.94

04:46:56.000 It was all black guys. 1.00

04:46:58.000 And the black guys were all like, fuck. 1.00

04:47:00.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

04:47:01.000 Fuck. 1.00

04:47:03.000 You know why? 1.00

04:47:04.000 Why?

04:47:05.000 We're never going to get out of here now.

04:47:06.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

04:47:08.000 Fuck. 1.00

04:47:10.000 Like Trump was going to go. 1.00

04:47:11.000 Leave all the blacks in the UK. 1.00

04:47:13.000 Hi, Tombs. 1.00

04:47:15.000 This is a white supremacist president. 0.96

04:47:18.000 Make sure you don't unlock the gates ever. 0.97

04:47:22.000 Ever.

04:47:23.000 Give me the keys.

04:47:25.000 Throw away the keys.

04:47:26.000 You're not going to need it. 1.00

04:47:27.000 Let them die there. 1.00

04:47:29.000 And that's a ridiculous narrative for fucking criminals. 1.00

04:47:34.000 But in my upper-middle-class neighborhood, a lot of these women have the same fucking thing. 1.00

04:47:40.000 Like, when I was doing trick-or-treat with the neighbors with that candy chute, I bring you to the candy shoot. 0.97

04:47:46.000 My neighbors copied me and they had like a cardboard version, which is fine.

04:47:51.000 So being the guy who did the Girls Gone Wild DVD that had five 14-year-olds on it, which is what I am in my neighborhood, basically.

04:48:01.000 That's the best analogy I can use.

04:48:03.000 So this woman comes up and she's like, oh, that's so cool, a candy shoot. 1.00

04:48:07.000 They come down this PVC pipe and it shoots at the bottom. 0.98

04:48:09.000 Not that I give a shit about COVID, but I was trying to appease the neighborhood and say, I'm not a pariah. 0.98

04:48:13.000 Look, I got a fun shoot. 0.98

04:48:17.000 And then I said to my neighbor's kids, the kids.

04:48:20.000 And the neighbors, I think, are cool with me.

04:48:23.000 And the woman walks away and I go, I'm dressed as a Grim Reaper, by the way.

04:48:29.000 And I go, what was she, 20?

04:48:32.000 And they just go like this.

04:48:38.000 I get a lot of that.

04:48:39.000 Wow.

04:48:42.000 It's like being on a Disney cruise. 1.00

04:48:44.000 Disney cruises are the worst fucking thing you can do with your $10,000. 0.99

04:48:50.000 I've never been on a cruise and I don't understand why you would pay the enormous amount of money to be stuck on a boat with such awful people. 0.99

04:48:57.000 I don't get it.

04:48:59.000 It's a floating hotel.

04:49:00.000 Why would you do that?

04:49:01.000 What were we thinking?

04:49:02.000 Well, I'll tell you what we were thinking.

04:49:04.000 I thought the kids would be off boo-boo-boo-boo doing the and the and the slides and all this stuff.

04:49:11.000 But my kids were so young they had swim diapers so they couldn't go with other kids. 0.98

04:49:15.000 And so I'm stuck with the adults and they were so fucking square. 0.97

04:49:20.000 It was unbelievable. 0.95

04:49:21.000 You know who I hung out with?

04:49:22.000 Was the staff.

04:49:24.000 That was the only people I could relate to.

04:49:26.000 They're probably the only people you can have a real conversation with. 0.98

04:49:29.000 Yes, the barmaids and the fucking, well, the actual maids that clean your room, they're all Filipinas and like third world people. 1.00

04:49:37.000 Right, but the barmaids don't get paid. 1.00

04:49:38.000 They don't get paid because of maritime law.

04:49:41.000 We're out in the ocean.

04:49:42.000 Well, how do they get compensated?

04:49:44.000 Tips.

04:49:45.000 Solely on tips.

04:49:46.000 Solely tips.

04:49:48.000 They work for $0 an hour.

04:49:50.000 But I bet people tip massively on this.

04:49:52.000 Insane.

04:49:52.000 And there's all these forms saying you should tip this.

04:49:55.000 I guess like some black people went on Disney cruise and I had to explain it to them.

04:49:58.000 What are the main forms of cruises? 0.65

04:50:00.000 So there's black cruisers, there's gay cruisers. 0.93

04:50:04.000 There's black cruisers? 1.00

04:50:05.000 There's blue crises.

04:50:06.000 Oh yeah.

04:50:06.000 There's the national.

04:50:07.000 What do those fucking maritime Thai workers get shot? 1.00

04:50:11.000 Eight months. 1.00

04:50:13.000 Shot or strangled.

04:50:14.000 Thanks for cleaning my room for three weeks.

04:50:16.000 There's the National Review cruise, which I've never been on, but I wouldn't.

04:50:21.000 I would like to go on that.

04:50:22.000 No, I don't think you would.

04:50:24.000 My problem with cruises is the brutal lack of conversation, and I don't like these fake paleocons like National Review, but at least they'd be intelligent and informed, and I could yell at them. 1.00

04:50:36.000 I suppose.

04:50:36.000 What are the other kinds of cruise?

04:50:37.000 I'm trying to figure out if there's any acceptable sort of cruise.

04:50:39.000 What about like an Alaska cruise where you go way up into, you know, Alaska and you see humpback whales and icebergs.

04:50:47.000 But you wouldn't do that on a cruise.

04:50:48.000 You'd do that on one of those like small ferries where you're just kind of like...

04:50:52.000 No, my in-laws went on.

04:50:53.000 They loved it.

04:50:54.000 They saw all these weird, you know, Arctic animals and humpbacks.

04:50:58.000 Why would you go on a cruise to cold countries when you could do a Caribbean cruise and just...

04:51:02.000 Okay, so when we were on the Disney cruise, we had been to St. Martin a bunch of times, and it parks at St. Martin.

04:51:09.000 We go, we jump into an Uber.

04:51:11.000 They don't leave, by the way.

04:51:12.000 They go to jewelry stores at the dock.

04:51:14.000 Yes.

04:51:14.000 And then they get back on.

04:51:15.000 Yes, yes, yes, yes.

04:51:16.000 So it's old people buying jewelry.

04:51:17.000 So we jump into a, not an Uber, but you know what I mean.

04:51:19.000 And we go to our favorite beach in St. Martin.

04:51:22.000 And we're sitting there and it's French, lower middle class people eating cheeseburgers and playing on the beach. 0.89

04:51:28.000 And we're like, why the fuck didn't we just fly here like we used to do all the time? 0.99

04:51:34.000 What are we doing on this bullshit Disney cruise? 0.99

04:51:38.000 I wrote an article about it called 10 Reasons Not to Go on a Disney Cruise. 0.99

04:51:42.000 And if you think offending Asians is problematic on the internet, try dissing Disney. 0.99

04:51:50.000 Holy shit. 1.00

04:51:52.000 Oh, they've got fans like the Beehive. 1.00

04:51:54.000 Whoa.

04:51:54.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:51:56.000 But it's also the saddest thing about it is all the people defending Disney online are all Disney employees because they're all people who used to work at the parks.

04:52:04.000 Maybe.

04:52:06.000 I made friends telling people I was going to Disney this December.

04:52:09.000 Put that article up.

04:52:10.000 People need to see it. 0.99

04:52:12.000 I got so much shit for that. 0.99

04:52:13.000 Oh, it's 2011. 0.99

04:52:14.000 That was nine years ago.

04:52:16.000 But here's the thing about people going cruises.

04:52:18.000 You're not an adventurous person by nature.

04:52:20.000 So you chose a moving hotel that tells you when to get off.

04:52:25.000 So you're boring.

04:52:25.000 Sorry, you're boring.

04:52:27.000 And I've told these stories a hundred times, but let me just recap.

04:52:31.000 A woman is in line buying like a margarita. 0.68

04:52:35.000 Oh, that's Bogan.

04:52:36.000 We can have him hold on.

04:52:40.000 Well, I got a piss and other stuff.

04:52:43.000 Oh, Milo him for a second.

04:52:46.000 Who is it?

04:52:47.000 Dusty Bogan.

04:52:48.000 He's our Australian correspondent.

04:52:50.000 Yes, I'll come and sit down.

04:52:52.000 Our Australian correspondent.

04:52:54.000 Mr. Dusty.

04:52:57.000 Bogan.

04:53:00.000 I want to give an update first.

04:53:02.000 I want to give an update first.

04:53:03.000 So one of the interesting things about the national media websites is they haven't given...

04:53:10.000 You've got to mute the stream, Dusty.

04:53:11.000 Go ahead.

04:53:12.000 What?

04:53:14.000 Why is it only when I'm here you're constantly talking about things that are for you to hear?

04:53:20.000 Okay.

04:53:21.000 One of the interesting things about the national newspaper websites this time around is they're trying not to embarrass themselves, so they're not giving these presidential predictors.

04:53:31.000 They're not doing the odometer, like who's most likely to win where.

04:53:35.000 The New York Times is the most obvious example of that because they got so embarrassed last time around.

04:53:41.000 Yet their odometers for Florida, Georgia and North Carolina are incredibly telling.

04:53:50.000 They've been trying to push Georgia as much as they can all night, but they still have to admit North Carolina definitely going for Trump, Florida definitely going for Trump.

04:53:57.000 If you look at the election results at places like Reuters, you're now going to see numbers like 205 for Biden, 171 for Trump.

04:54:04.000 While Texas hasn't been called, Georgia hasn't been called, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, all these big Trump-leaning states still holding out.

04:54:16.000 I think this is what they meant when they said that we're not going to get the results tonight.

04:54:19.000 And it was because the Democrats are going to ensure that the results are not announced for some of these key battleground states that can swing the election.

04:54:26.000 If you look at some of the sites that are a bit more bullish about announcing them, however, you can see things like Fox News, 237 for Biden, and 210 for 20.

04:54:34.000 Are you okay, love?

04:54:36.000 Did I unplug something there?

04:54:37.000 I did.

04:54:38.000 I'll fix it.

04:54:39.000 Don't worry about it.

04:54:42.000 Wait, I asked you to interview Dusty Bogan and you just stole my seat and stole my show.

04:54:48.000 I did do that.

04:54:49.000 I'll move.

04:54:50.000 Put that back in.

04:54:51.000 Okay.

04:54:54.000 Dusty, you got to mute the stream.

04:54:57.000 Mute the stream, Bogues.

04:54:58.000 Don't worry about it.

04:55:00.000 The battery's already charged anyway.

04:55:02.000 Yeah.

04:55:02.000 Dusty Bogan.

04:55:03.000 G'day, good day. 0.99

04:55:06.000 You're a bloody legend. 0.99

04:55:09.000 He's listening to the stream. 1.00

04:55:10.000 You got to turn off the. 1.00

04:55:11.000 Turn off the stream, you fucking inbred abbo. 1.00

04:55:14.000 Turn off the show. 1.00

04:55:16.000 You can hear the show through this, can't you?

04:55:20.000 Dusty, you got to mute the stream.

04:55:21.000 Oh my god. 1.00

04:55:22.000 Are you autistic or retarded? 1.00

04:55:24.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

04:55:27.000 Or Australian. 1.00

04:55:30.000 He's not really Australian. 0.95

04:55:31.000 He's New Zealand.

04:55:32.000 He's a Kiwi. 0.87

04:55:34.000 Is he?

04:55:34.000 Yeah.

04:55:35.000 How come I'm here?

04:55:36.000 You're Kiwi? 0.86

04:55:38.000 Do I have a technical difficulty? 1.00

04:55:40.000 Yeah, you're retarded. 1.00

04:55:43.000 I guess that's a biological difficulty. 1.00

04:55:45.000 Can you hear me?

04:55:47.000 Let's see.

04:55:49.000 We got our ship.

04:55:50.000 We got our ship.

04:55:51.000 Can I, could I?

04:55:53.000 I don't know.

04:55:54.000 The problem.

04:55:55.000 Can you see me?

04:55:56.000 Can you hear me? 1.00

04:55:57.000 How you fucking going? 1.00

04:55:58.000 Can you see me? 1.00

04:55:59.000 Yo, I can see you now.

04:56:01.000 But you can't hear me.

04:56:02.000 You can't hear me.

04:56:04.000 I can hear you.

04:56:07.000 Can you hear me?

04:56:09.000 I can hear you. 1.00

04:56:11.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

04:56:12.000 Well, I can hear you, Retard. 1.00

04:56:13.000 So we're sitting here saying we can't see our hearing.

04:56:16.000 I made it. 0.99

04:56:17.000 How he's fucking going? 0.99

04:56:20.000 What are you drinking there? 0.99

04:56:22.000 I'm drinking Forex Dry. 1.00

04:56:24.000 It's the good shit. 0.99

04:56:26.000 What about this? 1.00

04:56:28.000 Oh, Budweiser.

04:56:30.000 Yeah. 1.00

04:56:31.000 That's the good shit. 1.00

04:56:32.000 Yeah, it's very similar to Budweiser. 1.00

04:56:35.000 It's just your standard beer.

04:56:37.000 You know what I mean?

04:56:38.000 I had an extra hard day of concreting.

04:56:40.000 I just knocked off.

04:56:41.000 I just walked in the door.

04:56:43.000 First beer of the day.

04:56:44.000 What time is it there for you?

04:56:46.000 It's four o'clock.

04:56:48.000 4 p.m.

04:56:50.000 Yeah.

04:56:51.000 And I've barely followed anything today.

04:56:54.000 We've been flat out. 0.99

04:56:56.000 So who's fucking winning? 0.99

04:56:57.000 Is Trump winning? 0.99

04:56:58.000 Tell me.

04:56:58.000 Trump is winning, but it's super close.

04:57:02.000 Are you in a relationship?

04:57:04.000 Trump's winning.

04:57:05.000 That's good.

04:57:07.000 Are you in a relationship?

04:57:08.000 What's my hearing? 1.00

04:57:08.000 I've been busting my ass all day in the hot sun, man. 1.00

04:57:11.000 Yeah, no one cares. 0.99

04:57:12.000 Going to Smoco.

04:57:15.000 Are you in a relationship?

04:57:18.000 Yeah, I'm married, man.

04:57:19.000 I'm having my first son Tuesday, this coming Tuesday.

04:57:23.000 Whoa, whoa, that was fast.

04:57:25.000 Entering into the existence. 1.00

04:57:27.000 Didn't you fuck her on like Thursday? 1.00

04:57:32.000 It was Thursday, nine months ago. 1.00

04:57:34.000 It was almost, yeah, nine months ago.

04:57:37.000 And that'll be your first.

04:57:38.000 Is it a boy or a girl?

04:57:40.000 I'm having a son. 0.99

04:57:41.000 Oh, that's fucking exciting. 0.99

04:57:43.000 How old are you? 0.99

04:57:43.000 It is. 0.99

04:57:45.000 32.

04:57:46.000 And how old is she?

04:57:48.000 27.

04:57:50.000 Yeah.

04:57:51.000 Dude, you could have another five.

04:57:54.000 I am.

04:57:54.000 That's the plan, eh?

04:57:56.000 We've been together like I'm married.

04:57:58.000 I proposed to my wife when she was 18.

04:58:01.000 So we've been together a long time.

04:58:04.000 Wow.

04:58:04.000 What took you so long to make a baby?

04:58:08.000 Hey.

04:58:08.000 What took you so long to make a baby?

04:58:12.000 We kind of had like a plan.

04:58:14.000 She wanted to finish university and work for a few years and travel. 0.97

04:58:19.000 And we bought a house.

04:58:20.000 We've set ourselves up.

04:58:22.000 We've been like super smart.

04:58:24.000 We've done everything.

04:58:26.000 Everything you could possibly want to achieve.

04:58:29.000 And now it's just like we're ready to have a big, beautiful family.

04:58:34.000 I'm thinking four or five.

04:58:36.000 But we'll start at one.

04:58:37.000 Five would be ideal.

04:58:40.000 What was her degree?

04:58:44.000 Teaching degree.

04:58:46.000 Just teach your own kids.

04:58:48.000 Like, why be a teacher?

04:58:49.000 Yeah, well, that's the good thing.

04:58:51.000 She'll be able to teach them.

04:58:52.000 And the plan is she's not going back to work for a very long time.

04:58:57.000 You know, it could be 10 years.

04:58:59.000 It could be more than 10 years before what they inevitably do is they, my wife always does this. 1.00

04:59:03.000 She goes, I'm going back to school.

04:59:05.000 I'm going back to the American Indian Museum.

04:59:06.000 I can't wait to show strangers a bunch of tomahawks.

04:59:11.000 I don't know why.

04:59:12.000 And then they see their kids and their kids love them and they hug them and they, and there's a lot to do with kids too, like their baseball schedule and stuff.

04:59:19.000 It's not like it's that they're running around like I did in the 70s. 0.99

04:59:23.000 I was going to say you, but you're like fucking 18 years old. 0.99

04:59:27.000 And then they get hooked and they never go back. 1.00

04:59:31.000 That's what I'm hoping.

04:59:33.000 Like my missus, she's got two younger siblings.

04:59:36.000 She's like obsessed with her family.

04:59:39.000 You know, and I reckon we're going to have one kid.

04:59:42.000 She'll be like, oh, my God.

04:59:43.000 And I'll just be making babies.

04:59:46.000 She's just going to stay barefoot and pregnant. 1.00

04:59:49.000 How are the tits? 1.00

04:59:51.000 Oh, they're getting big now. 0.95

04:59:54.000 Were they big when you met her?

04:59:56.000 Like, is she a big chilly woman? 0.99

04:59:58.000 That was one of the things that was, you know, I was like, I'm getting a number. 1.00

05:00:03.000 Get out of my way, idiots, I think I said to my mates, you know. 1.00

05:00:07.000 So you're a titman. 1.00

05:00:10.000 I think I'm an everything man, you know. 0.99

05:00:13.000 Would you say, and I'm just pulling this out of my ass, but I feel like Australia is more, is disproportionately more titman than, say, America and Canada, which I'd say might be more ass man. 0.99

05:00:29.000 Do you reckon because it's cold up there, you guys are all, they're all rugged up all the time? 0.99

05:00:34.000 They're like covering the case and you can only see their ass. 0.98

05:00:38.000 So that's your only gauge. 0.99

05:00:39.000 It's the only way you can gauge it in the cold.

05:00:42.000 Where down here, it's like they kind of have them out.

05:00:46.000 You know what I mean?

05:00:47.000 It's like.

05:00:48.000 Yeah, you got the beaches and everything.

05:00:50.000 What's COVID like over there?

05:00:52.000 Are there pubs open?

05:00:54.000 Oh, yeah.

05:00:55.000 Pubs are open.

05:00:56.000 Pubs are open.

05:00:57.000 Do you ever wear a mask?

05:00:59.000 No.

05:01:00.000 No masks.

05:01:01.000 So I'm in Queensland.

05:01:02.000 We've done pretty well.

05:01:04.000 We did a four-month stint where the pubs were shut.

05:01:08.000 It was pretty disappointing.

05:01:11.000 We flew our Proud Boys chapter, we flew like a giant banner.

05:01:16.000 COVID-19 made in China.

05:01:18.000 We went in the city and like hung it off bridges.

05:01:21.000 We made it on the news.

05:01:22.000 And it was like that afternoon they locked the state down for four months.

05:01:26.000 Okay, let me interrupt you.

05:01:28.000 We just got that in.

05:01:29.000 Let me interrupt you. 0.99

05:01:30.000 So to all the folks at home that are not familiar with Australia, shitting on China in Australia is a huge deal. 0.99

05:01:38.000 It's like shitting on China if you're in Hong Kong. 1.00

05:01:41.000 It's like shitting on blacks if you're in South Africa. 1.00

05:01:45.000 It's a major deal. 1.00

05:01:46.000 Didn't you have some you had some Australian Olympic pool that was named after the guy who badmouthed the Chinese swimmer who was doping, and then the pool had to change its name.

05:02:00.000 Oh, party's over.

05:02:01.000 We're ruined.

05:02:02.000 Right?

05:02:03.000 Probably.

05:02:04.000 Probably. 0.95

05:02:05.000 Yeah, there was a Chinese doper. 1.00

05:02:07.000 A Chinese swimming doper at the Olympics, and an Australian refused to shake his hand.

05:02:12.000 And then that Australian became persona non-grata because there's so much Chinese money in Australia. 0.92

05:02:18.000 That must be why you love Trump.

05:02:21.000 We did our banner, COVID-19 Made in China. 0.98

05:02:24.000 We made it on about like four mainstream news fucking channels did like hit pieces on us. 0.91

05:02:30.000 I think a current affair. 0.98

05:02:33.000 And it was all like, racism on the rise.

05:02:36.000 And like we specifically said, we're like, everything's made in China, even COVID.

05:02:42.000 And we were like, it's about time we bring back some Australian manufacturing.

05:02:46.000 We clearly said it.

05:02:48.000 We were like, this is our message.

05:02:50.000 And they were just like, they're racist.

05:02:54.000 We were just, you know, we were racist.

05:02:55.000 That was it.

05:02:56.000 You know what's funny?

05:02:57.000 You're a Kiwi and you moved to Australia and you're so happy to be there that you talk about how great it is.

05:03:03.000 I'm a Canadian.

05:03:04.000 I moved to America.

05:03:05.000 I'm so happy to be here.

05:03:06.000 We're here with Milo, who's a Brit, and he's so happy to be here that we talk about how great it is.

05:03:11.000 And it seems like the locals don't appreciate their own turf.

05:03:14.000 There's so many immigrates and ingrates. 1.00

05:03:17.000 And we show up here and we go, this is amazing.

05:03:19.000 Wow.

05:03:20.000 I can't believe what you guys built here.

05:03:22.000 Nice work.

05:03:23.000 I hope the others who come here work as hard as me. 1.00

05:03:26.000 And they go, fuck you, you racist piece of shit. 1.00

05:03:30.000 It's so true. 1.00

05:03:32.000 Even today, like, I'm pouring concrete. 1.00

05:03:35.000 My workmates, we're like, we got fucking Vietnamese, Indians, Filipinos, like all different cunts. 1.00

05:03:42.000 All of them, all of them are like, is Trump going to win? 1.00

05:03:46.000 They all want Trump to win.

05:03:48.000 They all want Trump to win.

05:03:50.000 All the immigrants want Trump to win. 0.99

05:03:53.000 They're busting their asses and they just want Trump to win. 0.98

05:03:56.000 There's like an appreciation of people who, you know, I've moved to Australia. 0.99

05:04:01.000 These people have moved to Australia.

05:04:03.000 We're all like, yeah.

05:04:04.000 But why?

05:04:05.000 Specifically, why?

05:04:06.000 Like, how does Trump winning here in America affect a Thai construction poorer in Queensland, Australia? 0.93

05:04:16.000 Well, I mean, the thing is, is all these people have a fuckload of money. 0.89

05:04:21.000 Like, concreteers can make a shit ton of money. 1.00

05:04:23.000 How much?

05:04:24.000 We've got 70, 80 grand a year.

05:04:28.000 What's that translate to in American dollars?

05:04:33.000 In American dollars, we're probably getting a bit less than that.

05:04:36.000 60?

05:04:37.000 I feel would be about 50,000, 50,000, 60,000 a year.

05:04:42.000 That's the average American salary.

05:04:44.000 That's good.

05:04:45.000 Yeah.

05:04:45.000 And the thing is, all the concrete is, they're all entrepreneurs.

05:04:49.000 You know what I mean?

05:04:49.000 They all have some side hustle.

05:04:51.000 They're all making money.

05:04:53.000 You know, the guys in India, the Indian dudes are all in the share market. 0.71

05:04:57.000 The Vietnamese guys have got property back in Vietnam. 1.00

05:05:00.000 They hate China.

05:05:01.000 The main thing is, is the Indians, the Filipinos and the Vietnamese, they hate China. 1.00

05:05:07.000 And they know Trump is onto China's ass. 1.00

05:05:10.000 Oh, that's true. 1.00

05:05:11.000 And they want the pressure.

05:05:12.000 They want the pressure on China. 0.65

05:05:15.000 They're worried about it.

05:05:16.000 And they're worried about China's influence in Australia.

05:05:20.000 And that's what they're saying. 1.00

05:05:21.000 They're like, we don't want that shit here. 1.00

05:05:23.000 We came here for freedom. 1.00

05:05:25.000 And then they're looking at their own, you know, where they came from. 1.00

05:05:28.000 And they're like, fuck. 1.00

05:05:30.000 There's a bit of pressure on there from China. 1.00

05:05:33.000 Well, I guess they're also seeing the first person to stand up to China. 0.96

05:05:37.000 Like, who stood up to China? 0.98

05:05:38.000 Did Nixon?

05:05:40.000 Did Reagan?

05:05:41.000 I don't know.

05:05:43.000 But I'm seeing a guy, I'm seeing a guy who not only is the first to stand up to China, but started this sort of snowball where other people are going, yeah, what's going on with China?

05:05:53.000 What are they doing now?

05:05:55.000 It's like he woke up the Western world, especially the right, to how much damage China does. 1.00

05:06:01.000 And it's not just COVID, it's the manufacturing, the fucking fentanyl. 0.97

05:06:07.000 We're up to 120 opioid deaths a day, and fentanyl is legal in China until Donald Trump said, no, I'm not signing this deal until you make fentanyl illegal. 0.98

05:06:19.000 And they did that.

05:06:20.000 And I've talked to cops and said, we've seen fentanyl deaths plummet after Trump made that deal.

05:06:26.000 No mention in the media.

05:06:27.000 You got to go talk to cops to find out that story.

05:06:30.000 Yeah.

05:06:32.000 Yeah.

05:06:34.000 I'm telling you, dude, right?

05:06:35.000 So if you watch, you keep watching my censored channel, right?

05:06:39.000 And I'm forever running into like, we've got free Hong Kong protesters, right?

05:06:46.000 Brisbane City. 0.99

05:06:47.000 We have fucking Vietnamese people like, wake up, Australia. 1.00

05:06:51.000 Do not let China in here. 1.00

05:06:53.000 And then we've got like the Hong Kong. 1.00

05:06:58.000 I fucking, the other night we went in the city and I kind of, I just take my shit with me, right? 0.99

05:07:04.000 I'll be like, yeah, we just, we might just bump into someone. 0.99

05:07:07.000 And then these sweet little Chinese and Vietnamese people and they were like, we should ban, they're like getting people to sign a petition to ban the CCP. 1.00

05:07:18.000 And it's all, all these guys are based as fuck. 1.00

05:07:22.000 They come to this nation from these shitholes and they're like, fuck. 1.00

05:07:28.000 They love it. 1.00

05:07:29.000 And I swear the left is out of touch because the left pretend that they're all for the immigrant.

05:07:34.000 But I keep walking. 1.00

05:07:35.000 Every time I'm fucking walking in the city, there's all these based ass Vietnamese and Chinese people and Hong Kong people who are like, fuck you, China. 1.00

05:07:46.000 It's funny how the left or the liberals or whatever you want to call them has made this all about racism, but it's classism. 1.00

05:07:53.000 Blue collars of all races love the Trump wave.

05:07:57.000 They love the idea of the veneration of the entrepreneur. 1.00

05:08:00.000 They love the idea of telling China to fuck off. 1.00

05:08:02.000 They love the idea of nationalism and thwarting globalism. 1.00

05:08:07.000 But the left is stuck on this like, you're in the KKK shit, which is like, it's grade school shit. 1.00

05:08:14.000 It's kindergarten shit. 1.00

05:08:16.000 When did you last get a blowjob? 1.00

05:08:22.000 Probably a month ago. 0.99

05:08:26.000 Is it because she's blowing up?

05:08:28.000 She's blowing up.

05:08:29.000 Yeah.

05:08:29.000 So, I mean, the last two weeks have been the least amount of, you know what I mean.

05:08:36.000 You know what it's like the last two weeks.

05:08:38.000 Well, I still consider, you know the Prowboy's rule. 0.98

05:08:41.000 You can ejaculate within a yard of your significant other with her permission. 0.99

05:08:47.000 So if you beat off and she tickles your balls, that counts. 0.99

05:08:53.000 That's not beating off. 0.99

05:08:54.000 See, this is the trick.

05:08:56.000 This is my trick.

05:08:57.000 I say to my missus, I'm like, I need to, this time for an oil change.

05:09:03.000 Right.

05:09:04.000 And she'd be like, I can't.

05:09:05.000 I'm too lazy.

05:09:07.000 And I'll say, just beat me off.

05:09:09.000 She beats me off.

05:09:10.000 Or not even beat me off.

05:09:11.000 I'm like, whatever.

05:09:12.000 I need my oil change.

05:09:13.000 I'll be right back every three days. 1.00

05:09:15.000 You tickle my balls and massage my prostate. 1.00

05:09:19.000 Not you to me. 1.00

05:09:21.000 I'm saying.

05:09:22.000 Don't get the pronouns wrong. 1.00

05:09:24.000 I'm saying if she tickles your balls and rubs your prostate, it's as good as sex and she doesn't have to do anything. 1.00

05:09:31.000 And it's like a minute. 0.99

05:09:33.000 And the thing is, if you like, this is the trick, I feel the trick to a healthy marriage is you got to have that.

05:09:39.000 Just be like, right, just beat me off then.

05:09:43.000 It's like, I'll be lazy, but at least I'm not.

05:09:46.000 That's my, that's my thing. 0.95

05:09:49.000 I don't have to go and jerk off because I'm like, I need an oil change needs to happen. 0.99

05:09:53.000 She doesn't want me looking at porn. 1.00

05:09:55.000 No, that's what's so bad about porn. 0.53

05:09:57.000 She'll be furious if I looked at porn. 0.99

05:10:00.000 She'd be pissed off. 0.77

05:10:01.000 She wants to.

05:10:03.000 She understands.

05:10:04.000 I like told my missus from the day one, I was like, every three days, I feel the testosterone rage building up. 0.98

05:10:13.000 And if I don't have an oil change, I'm going to be like turn into an arsehole to everyone around me. 0.97

05:10:20.000 Do you know what I mean? 0.93

05:10:21.000 I think the science backs that up.

05:10:22.000 And to avoid it, it leads to prostate cancer.

05:10:26.000 All right, so when's your kid coming out?

05:10:28.000 Tuesday?

05:10:29.000 He's coming out on Tuesday. 1.00

05:10:30.000 And they've done all the fucking scans. 0.99

05:10:32.000 They know there's no cleft palate or anything weird. 0.99

05:10:36.000 He's rock and roll.

05:10:37.000 He's all good.

05:10:38.000 He's perfect. 0.88

05:10:39.000 Are you going to circumcise him?

05:10:41.000 No, he's going.

05:10:42.000 I'm leaving B. He's keeping his keeping the full normal.

05:10:51.000 I don't know.

05:10:52.000 Is circumcision even a thing anymore?

05:10:54.000 I don't know.

05:10:55.000 I don't know.

05:10:57.000 Outside of Jews and Muslims, yeah, yeah, I think it is. 1.00

05:11:02.000 But I think, you know, 10 years ago, you were pressured to circumcise your baby.

05:11:07.000 Now it's like, I think we have that over there if you want to do it.

05:11:11.000 I don't think anyone asked, like, I haven't been asked at all, not once.

05:11:16.000 Not one doctor has brought it up.

05:11:19.000 I think my missus granddad mentioned it to me.

05:11:22.000 He's like, now you're going to get him circumcised. 0.56

05:11:25.000 It's a lot cleaner.

05:11:27.000 And he was like telling me, sat me down and interrogated me, telling me how circumcision is the way to go.

05:11:36.000 And then my mother-in-law came along, butted in on the conversation. 1.00

05:11:40.000 She's like, dad, like to granddad. 0.97

05:11:43.000 She's like, that's disgusting. 1.00

05:11:44.000 Don't you fucking interrogate him about this. 1.00

05:11:47.000 And I was like, I didn't mind. 0.99

05:11:49.000 It didn't bother me.

05:11:50.000 It really pissed my mother-in-law off, but they put them in a circumcision tray that has a strap across the head, straps across the wrists, straps across the ankles, the knees. 1.00

05:12:05.000 It's like an S ⁇ M tray, and then they sever that part of the penis that is so crucial to intercourse. 0.99

05:12:12.000 You know how you, this whole like spitting on your hand and putting it on a pussy, that's how she gets a UTI. 1.00

05:12:19.000 I just learned this like very recently. 1.00

05:12:21.000 The way you fuck a woman with your foreskin is you have it forward. 1.00

05:12:26.000 You put the foreskin, like elephant trunk at the gate, and then you push forward. 1.00

05:12:32.000 The foreskin goes back, and the penis is in, and there's no need for lube. 0.98

05:12:39.000 So she doesn't even have to like you. 0.99

05:12:42.000 Yeah.

05:12:43.000 I always think of like the guy in the Bible who decided that was a good idea.

05:12:48.000 He's like, God told me.

05:12:52.000 He gets his rusty knife out.

05:12:54.000 2,000 years ago.

05:12:56.000 He's just like, have you read the stories where they'll be like King David and he's like, I killed 300 Philistines and chopped our foreskins. 0.99

05:13:06.000 He's like, brought back 300 foreskins. 1.00

05:13:09.000 He's like, here you go. 0.98

05:13:10.000 I've just killed 300 people. 0.63

05:13:12.000 Here's the proof. 0.97

05:13:14.000 Here's all the foreskins. 1.00

05:13:17.000 All right, Dusty, we got to go.

05:13:19.000 We got to update the election.

05:13:21.000 But congratulations on your boy.

05:13:23.000 Should I do a shoey?

05:13:24.000 I've got to do a shoey.

05:13:26.000 You got to do a shoe. 1.00

05:13:29.000 The fuck is. 1.00

05:13:30.000 Do you do that with the shoe you're actually wearing? 1.00

05:13:34.000 I should have had my Yeezy phones.

05:13:36.000 How's Kanye West going?

05:13:38.000 Has he got anything?

05:13:40.000 He's great. 1.00

05:13:41.000 It's bullshit. 1.00

05:13:42.000 He should have fucking won. 1.00

05:13:43.000 I was backing Kanye that. 0.99

05:13:45.000 He submitted his papers three hours too late. 1.00

05:13:49.000 Yeah, what a mad dog. 0.99

05:13:51.000 Here we go. 0.99

05:13:57.000 Is that a thing?

05:13:59.000 Yeah, right.

05:14:01.000 Have you ever done one?

05:14:02.000 Delicious.

05:14:04.000 I like you more than a friend.

05:14:06.000 God bless.

05:14:07.000 Cheers, eh?

05:14:08.000 Block power.

05:14:10.000 Maybe I'll say block power.

05:14:13.000 Block power.

05:14:14.000 Yeah.

05:14:14.000 Like the black block.

05:14:16.000 Block power.

05:14:16.000 So nobody can really tell for sure what you're getting at.

05:14:20.000 Yeah, I don't mind that.

05:14:21.000 Oh, they'll know.

05:14:23.000 Like the amazing podcast, Rock, Rot, and Rule.

05:14:28.000 Where this guy, he's one of the funniest people in the world.

05:14:32.000 He does different characters on his show.

05:14:34.000 And he did this show about what bands rock, what bands rot, and what bands rule.

05:14:42.000 And he is purposely pronouncing it in a strange way where you can't really hear.

05:14:48.000 So people go, so the stones rock.

05:14:50.000 Yeah, the stones rock.

05:14:51.000 And the Beatles rot?

05:14:53.000 Yeah, the Beatles rock.

05:14:55.000 But they can't tell if he's saying rock or rot.

05:14:57.000 Sounds great.

05:14:58.000 It is.

05:14:59.000 Pull it up.

05:15:00.000 Rock, rot, and rule show.

05:15:03.000 In the meantime, who's the guy?

05:15:06.000 Doesn't matter.

05:15:07.000 How many rock, rot, and rule is going to come up?

05:15:10.000 Tom Sharpling.

05:15:11.000 Tom Sharpling.

05:15:12.000 One of the funniest people on earth.

05:15:14.000 I'll do it.

05:15:14.000 No, do it.

05:15:16.000 It's so hot in here.

05:15:17.000 I'm dying.

05:15:18.000 It's not hot at all.

05:15:18.000 I've got like another hour in me.

05:15:20.000 I'm going to take your pants off if you're hot. 1.00

05:15:21.000 I'm not taking my pants off.

05:15:23.000 Why?

05:15:23.000 I'm not gay.

05:15:24.000 I don't care.

05:15:25.000 Because no. 1.00

05:15:26.000 Pull your dick out. 1.00

05:15:27.000 No. 1.00

05:15:27.000 I'm not even going to look at it. 1.00

05:15:28.000 I won't even want to.

05:15:30.000 No.

05:15:30.000 You could put it in my hand.

05:15:31.000 I wouldn't even enjoy it.

05:15:33.000 I'm going to stick it.

05:15:34.000 You can even move it around.

05:15:35.000 Test us.

05:15:36.000 Politico has to be. 0.97

05:15:36.000 Test us with your testes. 0.97

05:15:38.000 Put your testes on right in my hands. 1.00

05:15:41.000 Stop me. 0.81

05:15:41.000 Like trick or cheat. 0.81

05:15:42.000 Well, I don't know.

05:15:43.000 Stop me.

05:15:43.000 And we'll both be like this.

05:15:44.000 We won't even love it.

05:15:46.000 Politico has Biden at 223 and Trump at 212.

05:15:50.000 It is now extraordinarily close.

05:15:52.000 And as far as I can tell, the majority of the states left the call are places that lean very heavily Trump.

05:15:59.000 Similarly, USA Today, 223 to 212.

05:16:03.000 I guess it's so bad that Kevin.

05:16:04.000 You can concede our landslide predictions did not happen.

05:16:08.000 They definitely didn't.

05:16:09.000 And if you look at the states that are still in the middle of the story. 1.00

05:16:10.000 What the fuck's news behind him, dumbass? 0.99

05:16:12.000 You've still got Georgia, Virginia, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, and Nevada, all of which. 1.00

05:16:21.000 This is a great angle, by the way.

05:16:22.000 Great shot.

05:16:23.000 Yeah.

05:16:24.000 Please stand up.

05:16:25.000 I've been standing up all night.

05:16:26.000 No, you have not.

05:16:27.000 You've been boiling.

05:16:28.000 It's the brakes every time I talk, and it's not boiling.

05:16:30.000 It's so hot. 1.00

05:16:31.000 Jesus Christ, you're like fucking Ryan. 1.00

05:16:34.000 You guys have never done hard work. 1.00

05:16:35.000 Oh, it's so hot in here.

05:16:37.000 Untrue.

05:16:38.000 I'll try that again.

05:16:41.000 If you were to consult USA Today, you would see 223 by 212 with the following states still to be declared.

05:16:48.000 Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Georgia, and Nevada, and also Alaska, in fact, all of which are expected to go for Trump.

05:16:58.000 Take those into account, and Trump gets over the line into 270 plus territory.

05:17:03.000 See, I don't like that term over the line.

05:17:05.000 That doesn't sound like a landslide.

05:17:07.000 Well, it's not going to be a landslide for anybody.

05:17:10.000 Nobody's going to have a landslide.

05:17:11.000 But the landslide that they predicted, suggested, and hoped for definitely isn't happening.

05:17:17.000 As far as I can see, Trump has it.

05:17:19.000 We just don't know because these states haven't declared.

05:17:22.000 And my hunch is they're not going to tonight.

05:17:29.000 Can you please just stand up when you're on camera?

05:17:31.000 I did.

05:17:33.000 You're still on camera.

05:17:34.000 There you go.

05:17:35.000 Look at it.

05:17:36.000 I know, but we're looking at the top of your hat.

05:17:39.000 But we're not.

05:17:40.000 This is a professional news show.

05:17:42.000 But if it was...

05:17:43.000 I just wanted a table.

05:17:45.000 Fox News says they're tied at 209.

05:17:47.000 Whoa, look at that.

05:17:47.000 Go back.

05:17:48.000 Go back.

05:17:48.000 What, what, what, what?

05:17:49.000 What, what?

05:17:50.000 What, what?

05:17:51.000 Wait, wait.

05:17:51.000 Hold on, wait.

05:17:51.000 What was that?

05:17:52.000 What, what?

05:17:53.000 Oh, this is Rooters.

05:17:54.000 Rooters.

05:17:55.000 Look at that.

05:17:56.000 Milo, wake up.

05:17:59.000 This is the first time you've done more than an hour's work in your life.

05:18:02.000 209, 209.

05:18:04.000 That's completely accurate.

05:18:06.000 Wait, go back, dude.

05:18:08.000 What are you doing dancing around?

05:18:10.000 That to me, like, do a screen grab of that right now. 0.99

05:18:14.000 That to me is pretty fucking... 0.97

05:18:16.000 That's a painting. 0.99

05:18:17.000 I have the same thing.

05:18:19.000 That is a crazy thing in the world.

05:18:24.000 You know what?

05:18:25.000 When we're done with the new studio, that's going to be on the wall.

05:18:28.000 Fun.

05:18:29.000 Because this is the most important election in American history.

05:18:32.000 And just look.

05:18:32.000 And we are neck and neck.

05:18:35.000 And you've got 209 and 209, but just look at the map that was up a second ago.

05:18:39.000 And you'll see.

05:18:39.000 And go to Milo.

05:18:40.000 And you'll see.

05:18:41.000 If you go to me and put that map in the background, if you have a...

05:18:44.000 I'm not sure why Kazakhstan is your screensaver. 0.55

05:18:47.000 It's not my screensaver.

05:18:48.000 No, I'm talking to Ryan.

05:18:51.000 If you look at the Reuters map, is that the Reuters map?

05:18:54.000 Yes, Reuter.

05:18:56.000 Oh, okay, the colours are red.

05:18:57.000 Look at the places that haven't been declared yet for the Democrats.

05:19:00.000 You're going to see Arizona, Minnesota, and Maine.

05:19:04.000 No, Arizona's light blue.

05:19:07.000 Yeah, for the Democrats.

05:19:08.000 It hasn't yet been declared for the Democrats.

05:19:10.000 It's just leaning that way.

05:19:10.000 That's what that means.

05:19:11.000 So what if we get all these pinks? 0.99

05:19:13.000 Do we win?

05:19:14.000 Well, here's what I'm saying.

05:19:14.000 You've got 11, 10, and 4, which is what?

05:19:19.000 11, 10, and 4 is 24.

05:19:23.000 Okay.

05:19:23.000 25.

05:19:25.000 Now look at the places that haven't been declared yet for the Republicans.

05:19:27.000 You've got Nevada, that's 6, plus Wisconsin, which is 10, plus Michigan, which is 16, plus Pennsylvania, which is 20, plus North Carolina, which is 15, plus Georgia, which is 16.

05:19:40.000 Also, you don't have Alaska, which is almost certainly going to go for Trump, which is 3.

05:19:46.000 What's the total of the Republicans leaning? 0.99

05:19:49.000 I got 83 if I add up all those pigs you yelled. 0.95

05:19:52.000 Okay, so 212 plus 83 is?

05:19:55.000 212 plus 83 is 295.

05:20:00.000 Trump's president.

05:20:02.000 Whoa.

05:20:03.000 If it goes the way that's not.

05:20:08.000 Do you know Trump already tweeted that he won?

05:20:12.000 He said, I'll be making a speech soon.

05:20:14.000 This is a big win. 1.00

05:20:17.000 He fucking said that. 0.99

05:20:19.000 That's awesome. 1.00

05:20:20.000 Yep.

05:20:20.000 Show me.

05:20:21.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

05:20:22.000 And then Joe Biden said, keep the faith, guys. 1.00

05:20:24.000 We're going to win this.

05:20:26.000 That doesn't sound too.

05:20:27.000 Keep the faith.

05:20:28.000 What's that from? 0.99

05:20:30.000 Some gay thing. 1.00

05:20:31.000 Priest double. 0.99

05:20:32.000 Wait.

05:20:33.000 Oh, Twitter.

05:20:34.000 We are up big, but they're still trying to steal the election.

05:20:36.000 We will never let them do it.

05:20:37.000 Votes cannot be cast after the polls are closed.

05:20:40.000 And Twitter removed that.

05:20:42.000 Twitter removed that.

05:20:43.000 Yeah.

05:20:44.000 Well, they silenced that.

05:20:45.000 The President of the United States made a statement that Twitter removed his victory tonight in the election.

05:20:53.000 By the way, if our stream goes down, we're experiencing overheating from the TriCaster.

05:20:56.000 Now, we will come back and follow our Twitter, and we'll announce when we're back up.

05:21:01.000 I will be making a huge statement tonight.

05:21:03.000 Big win.

05:21:05.000 Yeah, I did.

05:21:06.000 It's still giving me the reading.

05:21:07.000 That's sausages.

05:21:08.000 Not sitting here looking at it.

05:21:10.000 Yeah.

05:21:12.000 Milo?

05:21:13.000 Yes.

05:21:13.000 Would you like to say something?

05:21:15.000 No, not really.

05:21:17.000 I'm checking some other stuff.

05:21:19.000 Here's Politico.

05:21:20.000 It looks like to me the results are beginning to grind to a halt because a lot of those battleground states I think are not going to announce.

05:21:30.000 And I think we're going to be stuck for the next five to ten days in a situation with Joe Biden slightly ahead and the Democrats doing everything they can to steal these battleground states.

05:21:43.000 I would not be surprised if we don't get many more results tonight at all.

05:21:47.000 Really?

05:21:48.000 Yeah.

05:21:50.000 That's penisy. 0.99

05:21:52.000 I think Trump has it.

05:21:53.000 And in fact, CBS, if you go to CBS right now, you'll see, just go to CBS News and go to the election 2020 link or whatever it is.

05:22:06.000 You're going to see Biden at 191 and Trump at 209.

05:22:13.000 And this is the first time that I've seen tonight any major news outlet.

05:22:20.000 Sean Hilo.

05:22:23.000 Can you stand up, please?

05:22:26.000 It's not hard to stand.

05:22:27.000 You're not doing squats.

05:22:29.000 This is the first time I've seen tonight, if you go up to the top of that page for the CBS News election results, this is the first time.

05:22:38.000 Can you see that?

05:22:38.000 Does it say what I think it says?

05:22:41.000 It says 279 Biden, Trump 163.

05:22:44.000 Okay, that's not what I've got here on President.

05:22:46.000 Can you click President at the top?

05:22:52.000 Where would that be?

05:22:53.000 So it should be CBS News slash election slash 2020 slash president.

05:23:00.000 Slash 2020.

05:23:07.000 Go down a little.

05:23:10.000 There we go.

05:23:11.000 That's what I'm talking about.

05:23:12.000 So what the hell was that before?

05:23:13.000 This is the first time that I've seen this appearing anywhere online.

05:23:17.000 It probably won't be up for very long.

05:23:19.000 But we have, here we have Joe Biden at 191 and Donald Trump at 209.

05:23:26.000 Presumably because they've allowed him Florida and a bunch of other states that we know he's going to win but have not yet been called by other media groups.

05:23:34.000 But what we can see here, which is the first example of a media group starting to capitulate, CBS News, Joe Biden 191, Donald Trump 209, which puts Trump significantly closer to the line.

05:23:51.000 It's amazing how inconsistent everything is.

05:23:54.000 You know?

05:23:55.000 Yeah, this one says...

05:23:56.000 Show that one.

05:23:57.000 Show that.

05:23:59.000 So that's terrible.

05:24:02.000 If I was Cink Uger of the Trump side, I'd be freaking out.

05:24:08.000 But then you have another one, CBS, where he's winning.

05:24:13.000 It's completely bizarre.

05:24:15.000 Somebody said something about media holding back the results to get more ad revenue and extend the programming.

05:24:22.000 Is there any truth to that?

05:24:24.000 That's logical.

05:24:27.000 That's whack.

05:24:29.000 Can we show rock, rot, and rule for a sec?

05:24:33.000 I don't think I found it.

05:24:34.000 I got this.

05:24:35.000 Yeah, that's it.

05:24:36.000 Hello, is this Mr. Klantel?

05:24:38.000 Yes, it is.

05:24:39.000 Okay, welcome to WFMU.

05:24:41.000 Hey, how's it going?

05:24:42.000 It's going all right.

05:24:44.000 You have a new book out, which is called Rock, Rot, and Rule, which seems to be getting a lot of attention in the music press.

05:24:56.000 I'm sorry, I missed what you said.

05:24:58.000 I have to apologize.

05:24:59.000 I'm watching this.

05:25:00.000 He's doing both the interviewer and the Cleveland, and I got a lot of money writing on it, and it's not going my way.

05:25:09.000 So jump forward a bit because people start calling in and getting so mad at his assessment.

05:25:17.000 It's not the best either.

05:25:22.000 None of the above category. 0.99

05:25:25.000 Oh, shit. 0.98

05:25:42.000 Hello, hello? 1.00

05:25:44.000 Hello, hello.

05:25:45.000 Hello, hello.

05:25:47.000 It's a bass.

05:25:50.000 I see nothing.

05:25:53.000 Oh, you know, it takes about 15 to 20 seconds.

05:25:56.000 Okay.

05:26:00.000 Oh, that's us.

05:26:02.000 We're back up.

05:26:02.000 Oh, cool.

05:26:03.000 Yep, I'm holding up my phone.

05:26:06.000 I'm looking at myself.

05:26:07.000 We're in.

05:26:08.000 Wonder how many we lost.

05:26:11.000 So, since we last saw you, the word on the street is that Trump has won, but no one wants to say it because they don't want riots.

05:26:25.000 So they're not going to announce it until tonight, but PA, he's got 17.

05:26:31.000 Georgia, 90% chance. 0.99

05:26:34.000 Those two alone give him the fucking win. 0.99

05:26:38.000 We're not sure about the House. 0.99

05:26:40.000 That might not be great.

05:26:42.000 Wait, was it the Senate?

05:26:44.000 No, the Senate's still a toss-up.

05:26:47.000 We don't know about that yet.

05:26:48.000 Democrats expected to win the House.

05:26:50.000 They already had it anyway.

05:26:54.000 Democrats are expected to win the House, which they had already anyway.

05:26:58.000 Senate control is still a toss-up, but my money would be on a narrow Republican hold for that.

05:27:05.000 And it looks to me like Trump's won, but nobody wants to say it.

05:27:10.000 Nobody wants to be the first person to say it.

05:27:12.000 Not even Fox?

05:27:14.000 Doesn't look like it.

05:27:15.000 I mean, Fox is actually...

05:27:18.000 If anything, Fox is being among the more reticent by giving Biden more states than anybody else has announced for him.

05:27:26.000 But just about everybody is holding back on the streets.

05:27:29.000 I'll tell you why.

05:27:30.000 I was at Fox News in 2016, right after Trump won, and people did not seem happy.

05:27:36.000 It's in New York City. 0.99

05:27:38.000 So the engineers, everyone else, they're fucking bib dards. 1.00

05:27:44.000 Now, that's a 10% monthly distribution with returns of up to 20%, 21%. 0.99

05:27:49.000 That seems like a great deal.

05:27:53.000 Is it real?

05:27:55.000 Okay, so 238, 213, the House.

05:27:59.000 Not good.

05:28:00.000 Trump actually has, excuse me, Fox News actually has the most unfavorable results so far for Turley out of all of the major networks.

05:28:07.000 Are they trying to save cities from riots?

05:28:09.000 I don't know.

05:28:10.000 No, something weird's going on with Fox.

05:28:12.000 They're trying to become milquetoast so Sky News can sell.

05:28:14.000 They've given Biden more states than any other network.

05:28:19.000 Well, that's a major state.

05:28:20.000 But it still says 56.7%.

05:28:24.000 All right.

05:28:24.000 Too early a call.

05:28:26.000 Hurley, George Washington University law professor. 0.98

05:28:28.000 That guy's not fucking Kant Andrew McCarthy. 0.98

05:28:31.000 Former federal prosecutor. 0.98

05:28:32.000 Both are fostered.

05:28:33.000 John Derbyshire fired.

05:28:35.000 Jonathan, do you have any calls to meet, first of all?

05:28:38.000 No.

05:28:38.000 His big thing is free speech.

05:28:41.000 They're in great moods.

05:28:42.000 I predict this will be an utter, irredeemable mess.

05:28:45.000 You know, a few days ago, I said that I was asked what my worst case scenario would be.

05:28:51.000 And I said that we would finish this night with the states breaking on both sides under 270 and left only with Pennsylvania.

05:29:01.000 And the reason is because the Pennsylvania laws and their standards are an utter mess.

05:29:07.000 And we will look with great longing back at the age of hanging chads.

05:29:12.000 I mean, these are really controversial decisions that have been made in Pennsylvania.

05:29:19.000 And it's going to be a very difficult state if it's going to be the focus of this type of judicial review.

05:29:27.000 Jonathan, can you talk just close to the fact that this is a federal office point this evening?

05:29:32.000 But there is no federal standard for elections, and it is done basically by each jurisdiction.

05:29:40.000 That's right.

05:29:41.000 The Constitution leaves it to the states, the state legislatures, to establish the rules for voting.

05:29:48.000 And part of the controversy that has been growing with this election has been the intervention of state and federal courts in changing those state election laws.

05:30:00.000 Pennsylvania is indeed the most controversial.

05:30:03.000 It not only allowed for an extension of the sites.

05:30:08.000 A lot of the mainstream media sites have done away with the major predictions, but one thing they do have is the paths to victory.

05:30:16.000 How many different possible statistical ways there are that Biden could win and that Trump could win.

05:30:21.000 And over the course of this evening, it's gone from 5,000 ways Biden can win and 40 ways Trump could win to now on Politico at least pretty much evens.

05:30:34.000 You've got 100 or so ways that Biden could win and 92 ways Trump could win.

05:30:39.000 This is their new way of predicting who's going to win without actually embarrassing themselves with statistics.

05:30:45.000 And what they have now on Politico and a number of other websites is pretty much evens as far as the number of different possible routes to victory for the two candidates.

05:30:56.000 This suggests that they are on the cusp of admitting that Trump has clinched it in terms of probability.

05:31:03.000 They're on the cusp of saying that Trump probably has it absent something really unexpected and horrendous happening.

05:31:11.000 And if you just look again at the returns, you know, polls are closed in all these states that are leaning in some cases heavily for Trump.

05:31:19.000 I mean Pennsylvania now is 57% for Trump.

05:31:22.000 If you look at the numbers in these states, if you look at the percentage reporting in Georgia, nobody will call Georgia, but 93% of the vote is in Georgia, and Trump is winning there.

05:31:35.000 If you add these numbers up, Trump has it.

05:31:39.000 I have a prediction.

05:31:42.000 I think the three of us are going to get to a point where they won't tell us who won, but we have to make a decision.

05:31:50.000 And we will start celebrating accordingly.

05:31:52.000 I think it's obvious what happened.

05:31:54.000 I think we're already there.

05:31:57.000 Let's ask Trump. 0.67

05:31:59.000 I just want them to suffer.

05:32:01.000 Oh, okay.

05:32:02.000 What does that mean?

05:32:03.000 It means draw it out a bit more.

05:32:05.000 Oh, okay.

05:32:07.000 I guess that is suffering in some sort.

05:32:10.000 Okay, I think Chadwick Moore is on the line.

05:32:12.000 Ooh. 1.00

05:32:14.000 Are you wearing a jacket, you fucking Puerto Rican? 1.00

05:32:18.000 Yeah. 1.00

05:32:19.000 Because you're chilly?

05:32:20.000 Reason why is the second thing that you said.

05:32:24.000 Puerto Rican.

05:32:25.000 How about these PRs?

05:32:27.000 Why do we...

05:32:28.000 Why is Puerto Rico part of our world? 0.94

05:32:31.000 I don't understand why Hawaii is.

05:32:32.000 Isn't it a strategic military base?

05:32:34.000 I think we have a military base in Cuba.

05:32:37.000 They don't like us.

05:32:38.000 You don't have to own a country to have a military base.

05:32:40.000 I don't really understand this about our own.

05:32:42.000 We have military bases in Italy and Germany.

05:32:45.000 We don't own Italy and Germany.

05:32:47.000 But Puerto Ricans don't vote for the president, right?

05:32:50.000 No.

05:32:51.000 We're definitely the best Hispanic, for sure.

05:32:53.000 No.

05:32:54.000 Oh, yeah.

05:32:56.000 How about Spain?

05:32:57.000 We're the only ones that don't have accents, like annoying accents.

05:33:01.000 Oh, the Puerto Rican accent is not annoying.

05:33:04.000 Jushoga biba means you should have got a minivan.

05:33:08.000 That's not what anybody in my family sounds like at all.

05:33:10.000 Pai Mini means five minutes.

05:33:13.000 You might think my uncle Michael's Italian.

05:33:16.000 Yeah, he's not a Puerto Rican in the sense that he lives in like South Williamsburg and talks about the people.

05:33:23.000 He was born in the Bronx.

05:33:24.000 Yeah, born and raised.

05:33:25.000 Puerto Ricans in Puerto Rican neighborhoods say Jushoka Biba.

05:33:29.000 He was in a Puerto Rican neighborhood all his life.

05:33:32.000 We were just raised different.

05:33:33.000 We had a Greek great-grandfather, and my great-grandmother was very fair-skinned. 1.00

05:33:38.000 Imagine being so stupid that when you're trying to compliment your grandfather, you call him a great-grandfather. 0.99

05:33:44.000 No, no, he was my grandfather's grandfather. 1.00

05:33:47.000 He's my grandfather's father.

05:33:49.000 Oh, so there's no adjective there?

05:33:51.000 No.

05:33:51.000 So you're just saying we had a great-grandfather.

05:33:54.000 Yeah, a Greek great-grandfather.

05:33:57.000 What?

05:33:58.000 So your defense of your Puerto Rican uncle is he was not Puerto Rican.

05:34:04.000 He was more Greek.

05:34:06.000 He didn't have the accent is all I'm trying to say.

05:34:11.000 Yeah.

05:34:12.000 So, but you were trying to say that you guys don't have an accent and you chose a freak case. 0.99

05:34:17.000 That's what I deal with every fucking day. 0.99

05:34:20.000 You know what? 0.99

05:34:21.000 That's not an excuse.

05:34:23.000 That's not an excuse.

05:34:24.000 That's me exploring a possible reason.

05:34:26.000 It's like, Puerto Ricans don't have annoying accents.

05:34:28.000 Yeah, they do.

05:34:29.000 Well, I have a Puerto Rican who lives in Stuttgart, Germany, who was born there.

05:34:32.000 Not even close.

05:34:33.000 Bronx, New York.

05:34:34.000 What?

05:34:35.000 Bronx, New York, where the Puerto Ricans are.

05:34:37.000 I don't get...

05:34:38.000 It's completely annihilating what you're saying.

05:34:40.000 You're saying, well, he didn't grow up where Puerto Ricans are.

05:34:42.000 And I'm saying, yes, he did. 0.98

05:34:43.000 No, but he's a freak. 0.64

05:34:44.000 He doesn't like the accent. 0.95

05:34:46.000 My mom doesn't sound Puerto Rican. 1.00

05:34:48.000 What's the guy, the most famous Puerto Rican of all time, that fucking guy? 0.99

05:34:53.000 Most Puerto Ricans, you're thinking of Cardi B. No, she's Dominican. 1.00

05:34:58.000 Those are the worst. 0.92

05:34:59.000 Gomez, La Sulio Jomez.

05:35:02.000 Wait, Luis J. Gomez. 1.00

05:35:04.000 No, fucking the famous guy. 0.99

05:35:07.000 Oh, from Lucy? 1.00

05:35:09.000 Julio Jabal.

05:35:10.000 No, a modern guy.

05:35:12.000 He's like...

05:35:13.000 Oh, oh, I know who he's talking.

05:35:14.000 Louis Guzman.

05:35:15.000 No.

05:35:17.000 He's also.

05:35:17.000 He's like, as a Puerto Rican, I grew up saying batroom.

05:35:20.000 And then I started doing movies and stuff.

05:35:22.000 And I went, I got to start saying bathroom.

05:35:25.000 Hmm.

05:35:27.000 I don't know what the impetus was, but they weren't allowed to speak Spanish at all when they came here.

05:35:31.000 Oh, now it's the victim thing.

05:35:33.000 We made them annoying.

05:35:34.000 No, they told. 0.99

05:35:35.000 No, what the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

05:35:37.000 I'm saying my grandparents told my kids they couldn't speak Spanish. 1.00

05:35:42.000 You have to learn English.

05:35:44.000 Is it a critical thinking issue? 0.99

05:35:46.000 He just nobody is meeting you halfway at all and they're just jumping down your throat for every little fucking... 0.99

05:35:53.000 Oh, you fucking stuttered right there. 0.99

05:35:55.000 Yeah, I'm just gonna go. 0.99

05:35:56.000 You know that movie where you're gonna be.

05:35:57.000 That's not a ground up for conversation.

05:35:59.000 You know that?

05:36:00.000 Su Wong Fu.

05:36:01.000 And there was the other...

05:36:02.000 John Leguizamo.

05:36:03.000 That's what I'm trying to talk about.

05:36:04.000 Yeah, he's Michelle Rodriguez, but a man.

05:36:06.000 Yes.

05:36:07.000 Yes.

05:36:07.000 And he said, I realized I was saying bat room all the time.

05:36:12.000 So you don't think their accents are annoying?

05:36:14.000 TriCasher went down again.

05:36:16.000 And Chadwick is not picking up.

05:36:17.000 He's online and not picking up.

05:36:21.000 So he ruined the show.

05:36:24.000 You're an echo.

05:36:26.000 Oh, there it is.

05:36:26.000 Oh, that's the least of our worries.

05:36:29.000 Good old Echo.

05:36:31.000 Where are you?

05:36:33.000 I'm at the Trump in DC.

05:36:36.000 Wow, what a great backdrop.

05:36:38.000 Yeah.

05:36:39.000 Regime.

05:36:42.000 So right now we're crashed.

05:36:44.000 I think some people can hear audio.

05:36:46.000 Everyone can still hear the audio.

05:36:51.000 Is that Milo?

05:36:52.000 Milo's here, yeah.

05:36:56.000 He has an apology to make.

05:36:59.000 No, I don't.

05:37:00.000 Oh.

05:37:01.000 To whom and apologies.

05:37:02.000 I have no such apologies.

05:37:03.000 He wants to say he's sorry he wants you back.

05:37:05.000 I'm trying to make an apology for a couple weeks.

05:37:08.000 No, I know you're not.

05:37:08.000 He's trying to make an apology for a couple of sword.

05:37:10.000 Don't stir shit up, you. 0.99

05:37:12.000 I never said anything of the kind. 0.99

05:37:15.000 He's backing out of his apology.

05:37:17.000 I never backed into it. 0.95

05:37:20.000 That sounds gay. 0.87

05:37:22.000 Kind of like a lot of it. 0.99

05:37:23.000 Sounds a little gay. 0.95

05:37:24.000 Yeah. 0.98

05:37:24.000 Well, what's up? 0.98

05:37:28.000 What can I do you guys for?

05:37:29.000 Well, I guess we'll try to do an audio questionnaire and hope that things magically reboot on their own.

05:37:38.000 Is this not live?

05:37:39.000 Are we live right now?

05:37:40.000 Yeah, we're live, but I think it's just a picture.

05:37:42.000 I think it's just audio.

05:37:44.000 How are you doing?

05:37:46.000 I can't see you guys, but I can hear you.

05:37:48.000 What's it like over there?

05:37:49.000 What's the vibe of Trump Tower in DC?

05:37:52.000 Oh, all right.

05:37:53.000 Okay.

05:37:54.000 Is this only video or audio?

05:37:56.000 Are we just only audio?

05:37:57.000 It's only audio.

05:37:58.000 I wouldn't do it if it was only video.

05:38:01.000 Oh, well, you're right.

05:38:03.000 That would make sense.

05:38:04.000 All right.

05:38:04.000 So, okay, the vibe is super creepy.

05:38:07.000 So, I flew into DC today, and the entire city is boarded up like a motherfucker. 0.98

05:38:13.000 There's no one on the streets whatsoever, like absolutely no one on the streets, boarded up. 0.98

05:38:18.000 The weather's beautiful.

05:38:19.000 Um, Trump DC, it was creepy. 0.97

05:38:23.000 I went to like a house party earlier at about six o'clock tonight with a bunch, I'm with a bunch of like gay right-wingers. 0.85

05:38:30.000 And we were walking over to the Trump Tower, and like the one person we saw on the street was this like fat, short, angry white female liberal walking her dog who had a mask on at 7 o'clock at night. 1.00

05:38:45.000 And she was like, um, excuse me, are you guys heading to a super spreader event? 0.88

05:38:54.000 And we were like, excuse me.

05:38:55.000 And I said, the only thing we're super spreading is Gynoria tonight, honey. 0.97

05:38:58.000 And we're like, yeah.

05:39:00.000 You know, whatever.

05:39:01.000 And she's like, and she started freaking out.

05:39:04.000 She busts out her phone and started recording us because we were walking down the street in downtown Washington, not wearing masks.

05:39:10.000 And we're the only people, the only people on the street besides her walking her dog, the sad loving woman walking her dog, not wearing masks.

05:39:17.000 Or the only people on the streets.

05:39:19.000 And also we weren't wearing masks because she was wearing her mask, like a good little citizen. 0.95

05:39:22.000 So DC is really weird, creepy tonight.

05:39:25.000 The Trump is, I think they have lots of like social distancing things at the Trump.

05:39:30.000 There's a massive like security thing to get through before you got in.

05:39:35.000 And like you had to be on like a list just to be in the hotel.

05:39:38.000 And so now we're in the hotel.

05:39:41.000 And it's like, I mean, are you staying at the Trump?

05:39:47.000 What?

05:39:48.000 Are you staying there? 0.98

05:39:49.000 Because often when shit's going down, they don't let you come in. 0.97

05:39:53.000 Is the bar open there? 0.97

05:39:55.000 The bar is open, but they're only, I think they're only like you have to be on, I don't know the rigmarole, but you have to be on some kind of list to get in.

05:40:04.000 Just to get in to get a drink at the bar.

05:40:06.000 Even if you're staying there. 0.98

05:40:07.000 If you're walking around DC, there's like cops everywhere, and all the shops are boarded up, and there's no one on the streets, and the weather is beautiful, but the cops are all out, and everyone's like, on guard for some shit to go down. 0.95

05:40:21.000 And so obviously the Trump would be the number one place for that to happen.

05:40:25.000 So it's like you can't even get in here unless you're on some sort of list beforehand.

05:40:29.000 Not even to just get a drink at the bar.

05:40:32.000 So, and now I'm looking down.

05:40:35.000 I'm above the bar right now looking down.

05:40:38.000 You interrupted my cigarette break, but that's fine.

05:40:41.000 So I'm looking down, and it's like, it's not really that crowded down there. 1.00

05:40:44.000 There's like, you know, the tables are kind of full, but it's not like you'd expect on a normal election night, but it's all because of these, you know, these stupid rules and shit. 0.98

05:40:52.000 Now, single men often say that D.C. is a great place to get laid because there's so few, especially if you're MAGA, because there's so few single men there, and there's tons of single women who are MAGA looking for dudes. 0.99

05:41:08.000 What's the gay scene like in DC?

05:41:14.000 I mean, I haven't really... 1.00

05:41:17.000 What's the pussy like in DC? 1.00

05:41:18.000 No, I mean, like, as far as meeting hot guys with good bodies. 1.00

05:41:22.000 How gross.

05:41:24.000 No, no, no, no, no. 0.97

05:41:25.000 You go to Atlanta for that. 1.00

05:41:28.000 If you want dumb, pretty boys, you go to Atlanta because they're all retarded and they all have nothing better to do at their time but work out the gym because they have no souls. 1.00

05:41:37.000 Like Atlanta is where you go when you're gay. 1.00

05:41:40.000 If you want... 1.00

05:41:41.000 Basically, it's where gays go when they're too stupid for New York and too ugly for Los Angeles. 1.00

05:41:46.000 So they put all their effort into their bodies in Atlanta. 1.00

05:41:52.000 And so that's where you go if you just want that sort of like perfect pretty thing.

05:41:55.000 DC is full of a bunch of nerds. 0.99

05:41:57.000 Now you don't come to... 1.00

05:41:58.000 If you're a fag, you don't go to DC for sex. 1.00

05:42:01.000 You come to DC for nerds. 1.00

05:42:02.000 But could you still meet a sweet guy with a heart of gold that could take your heart away?

05:42:10.000 Maybe if that's what you're about, but have you ever met, Gavin, have you ever met a gay man who's out for a sweet man with a heart of gold?

05:42:17.000 No, you've never remote.

05:42:18.000 It doesn't happen.

05:42:19.000 It doesn't exist.

05:42:21.000 But New York is where you go for the fun people, for the creative people, for the messy people, for like the drug addict that you want to fall in love with, for like your Sidden Nancy fantasy of the guy that you're going to commit suicide over, whatever.

05:42:36.000 But no, DC is where you go up, you're like some nerdy little policy wonk who was beat up in high school for caring about whatever trade too much. 0.99

05:42:46.000 And then you come here to suck some other guy's dick who has like square ring glasses and all that. 1.00

05:42:54.000 I'm sorry, wait. 1.00

05:42:55.000 Suck some other guy's dick. 1.00

05:42:56.000 You mean as opposed to your own dick? 1.00

05:42:59.000 Well, I mean, can you suck your own dick? 1.00

05:43:02.000 Have you ever sucked your own dick? 1.00

05:43:03.000 I am right now. 1.00

05:43:04.000 That's why I'm so glad this only audio and not video. 1.00

05:43:08.000 Well, see, I'm very disappointed that I can't see you right now, that you're sucking your own dick. 1.00

05:43:14.000 You guys are attracted to everything sexual. 1.00

05:43:16.000 I am not attracted to everything.

05:43:18.000 Hello.

05:43:19.000 Well, so check.

05:43:20.000 Oh my god, is that Milo?

05:43:21.000 Hi, Milo.

05:43:22.000 Hey, hi, ya.

05:43:24.000 Are you guys fighting?

05:43:25.000 No, we're best friends.

05:43:27.000 No, we're not fighting.

05:43:28.000 We're not fighting.

05:43:29.000 We absolutely adore each other. 0.99

05:43:30.000 We want to stab each other in the throat. 0.99

05:43:32.000 We're best friends. 1.00

05:43:32.000 We hate each other's fucking guts. 1.00

05:43:35.000 Didn't you fucking know? 1.00

05:43:36.000 Absolutely, Milo. 0.99

05:43:37.000 You're still my best friend.

05:43:38.000 We adore you. 1.00

05:43:39.000 I fucking hate you. 1.00

05:43:40.000 I'm so happy I don't work for you anymore. 1.00

05:43:42.000 It's just a little time apart because I just felt like our relationship had reached a point where we needed a little space.

05:43:49.000 That's all.

05:43:50.000 Well, you didn't feel that.

05:43:52.000 I actually felt that.

05:43:54.000 Did you?

05:43:54.000 Well, I guess I anticipated that.

05:43:56.000 No, no, it was actually my decision, and I felt that, and you were forced to comply.

05:44:00.000 But the sentiment is the exact same.

05:44:01.000 It was just me that made the decision, not you.

05:44:03.000 Okay. 1.00

05:44:04.000 You're literally gay. 1.00

05:44:05.000 Chadwick, thank you for calling in. 0.99

05:44:07.000 It was great catching up.

05:44:11.000 He's had a little bit of a...

05:44:12.000 Okay, happy election, guys.

05:44:13.000 Love you.

05:44:13.000 Bye.

05:44:14.000 Bye.

05:44:16.000 Ryan, when I say something like that, you hit the red button.

05:44:19.000 Gone.

05:44:20.000 Okay.

05:44:21.000 What should we do now?

05:44:22.000 Should we reboot?

05:44:23.000 Yes.

05:44:24.000 Okay, we're going to reboot.

05:44:26.000 Fans at home, and I know there's millions of you.

05:44:28.000 Do not give up.

05:44:30.000 In the meantime, no news.

05:44:31.000 Everything is exactly as it was.

05:44:33.000 224-213, except for Fox, which keeps giving Biden extra states.

05:44:39.000 That's all.

05:44:40.000 So what's happening now?

05:44:46.000 Are you ready?

05:44:47.000 What do you mean?

05:44:48.000 I don't think the TriCash is not.

05:44:50.000 What were you waiting for?

05:44:51.000 The TriCash is not ready.

05:44:53.000 Okay.

05:44:58.000 Let's work this force till he dies. 0.96

05:45:00.000 Let's work this horse till he dies. 0.69

05:45:02.000 Trump is about to work out.

05:45:08.000 Everything is on the record now.

05:45:10.000 So what are we looking at?

05:45:12.000 Where'd you go live?

05:45:13.000 Fox News.

05:45:17.000 Would you like to greet the viewers, Kevin?

05:45:19.000 We're back, we're back, we're back.

05:45:21.000 I'm looking at my phone to see if we are back, so I want to see myself.

05:45:26.000 Which is kind of vain.

05:45:28.000 We're not on the monitors in the studio. 0.99

05:45:29.000 Oh, shit, he is about to speak on with campaign rallies. 0.98

05:45:33.000 But the decision was made to bring it here to the White House so as not to run afoul in the hotel of the COVID constrictions imposed by Washington, D.C. So, John, Joe Biden came out at 12.31 this evening, a little over an hour and a half ago now, 0.99

05:45:50.000 and the president was going to come out about 5.30.

05:45:53.000 Wait, I have no signal here.

05:45:55.000 There's no pictures.

05:46:00.000 But I'm looking at the show in terms of how they're going to present their case here.

05:46:09.000 Okay, here we go.

05:46:10.000 I see myself.

05:46:11.000 We're back up.

05:46:18.000 That's John Roberts.

05:46:19.000 When I was a kid in Canada, he was reporting on punk bands. 0.98

05:46:23.000 I think he's alarmingly gay. 1.00

05:46:26.000 He was the host of the new music back in the 80s. 0.95

05:46:37.000 Of course you did. 0.78

05:46:38.000 Not in a gay way. 1.00

05:46:40.000 Oh, you just slept next to him.

05:46:42.000 How many guys have you slept next to, you think? 0.84

05:46:45.000 For me, I was sleeping next to a gay man once. 0.99

05:46:47.000 I mean, a nude gay man. 0.98

05:46:48.000 Now that I remember it. 0.97

05:46:50.000 My wife had these. 1.00

05:46:51.000 My wife's a fag hag. 1.00

05:46:53.000 She had her homo friends over. 1.00

05:46:55.000 And what was his name?

05:46:57.000 Roswell and the other guy.

05:47:01.000 And I wake up and I actually, I was, you know, I need glasses and I look and I see my wife's lost a lot of weight.

05:47:10.000 And I'm like, that's good.

05:47:11.000 Swimmed down.

05:47:13.000 It's Roswell.

05:47:14.000 Johnny and Roswell, I think, were their names.

05:47:17.000 Very distressed.

05:47:18.000 And I thought, what if my daughter walks in?

05:47:20.000 She would have been about like five at the time.

05:47:23.000 And she'd see me nude, I sleep nude, in bed with a nude man.

05:47:28.000 But my wife, the drunken squaw, had just like passed out in the living room. 1.00

05:47:32.000 And someone else, everyone else had just slept where they were.

05:47:35.000 And I think Roswell was like, he's a southerner, like Chadwick.

05:47:38.000 He was like, there's a perfectly good bed upstairs.

05:47:41.000 I'm just going to go up there and lie down.

05:47:49.000 It'll be interesting.

05:47:50.000 It does seem somewhat reminiscent of 2000.

05:47:53.000 The Democrat is saying, count every vote, keep the vote going until every vote has been counted.

05:48:00.000 And the Republican, in this case, President Trump, is going to say if he declares victory, we agree, right?

05:48:08.000 I think we agree on that.

05:48:10.000 If he declares victory, then we have the seal of approval with the vote.

05:48:14.000 It was a little bit different, however.

05:48:16.000 Obviously.

05:48:17.000 Cornrow's right in the front row.

05:48:19.000 We've had a result in Florida, or close to a result, a disputed result.

05:48:25.000 But I mean, we're in a situation now where we're nowhere near Pennsylvania counting all the way.

05:48:30.000 Are you with our victory video?

05:48:32.000 We're a number of these states.

05:48:33.000 So it's a more complicated case for the president to make now than it was in Florida, where all the states had been called at various points.

05:48:42.000 This could be it, folks.

05:48:44.000 Why did you turn Chris Wallace down?

05:48:47.000 Yeah, why did you do that?

05:48:48.000 Why does he...

05:48:50.000 Al Gore had.

05:48:57.000 No, we are completely used up.

05:49:00.000 You don't have to be snippy about that. 0.98

05:49:01.000 Do not give Asians booze. 1.00

05:49:02.000 It's like giving Gremlin sunlight. 0.99

05:49:05.000 And the worst thing with him is he doesn't even get the Asian flush because of the Puerto Rican. 0.99

05:49:09.000 So you don't know that he's fucking gone. 0.97

05:49:11.000 Yeah, he just talks about how he's better at playing guitar than Jimi Hendrix and Jim Page of Led Zephyr. 0.98

05:49:18.000 Yeah, Jim.

05:49:19.000 Jim Page.

05:49:20.000 I didn't say I'm a better songwriter.

05:49:21.000 I said I'm a better guitarist.

05:49:22.000 It's true.

05:49:23.000 I'm going to do a live stream than Jim Page.

05:49:25.000 I'm going to do a live stream.

05:49:27.000 I'm a better drummer than Johnny Bonham.

05:49:30.000 No deal with this person.

05:49:30.000 I'm a better singer than Bobby Plant.

05:49:33.000 I have such a good...

05:49:34.000 I have a locked-in-loaded.

05:49:35.000 It's like $70, by the way.

05:49:37.000 You're looking at votes over there.

05:49:38.000 Shouldn't you not open it right now?

05:49:41.000 Just for continuity, right?

05:49:43.000 You're looking at votes concentrated in the Philadelphia and Pittsburgh area.

05:49:46.000 Again, specifically in Philadelphia, heavily minority.

05:49:50.000 And the suggestion that there might be some hanky-panky or fraud or whatever is, again, only to raise the level of division in the country.

05:49:59.000 I think it just tears out our social fabric.

05:50:04.000 We have under two minutes.

05:50:05.000 Can you take it to ESL class one?

05:50:08.000 The decision desk is now calling the Montana Senate race for the incumbent, Steve Daines, Republican against former Governor Steve Bullock, who was a presidential candidate at one time, ran for Senate.

05:50:20.000 This was supposed to be a Democratic pickup. 0.99

05:50:23.000 This is a big hold for Republicans.

05:50:25.000 And then you see the 46, 47, it's only Democrats plus one.

05:50:29.000 Remember that.

05:50:30.000 I agree that a lot of my bets were not just Trump would win, but for a landslide.

05:50:35.000 If you look to Michigan, if you look to Purdue and Georgia, if he stays over 50%, just bet on the winner.

05:50:41.000 This morning.

05:50:42.000 Be able to say that Republicans are going to hold on to control in the U.S. I was just going to say, if you want a pretty good argument, the president's going to say, I just got a fundraising appeal from fundraising Democrats' plan to steal the election.

05:50:59.000 We're emailing you now to ask for you to step up one last question.

05:51:01.000 like Kat Temp with her fake glasses. 1.00

05:51:03.000 Oh, God.

05:51:05.000 You're off, Mike, Milo. 0.98

05:51:07.000 She's the biggest fake in the media. 1.00

05:51:09.000 Hi, I'm Gavin McKinnis, and we're back again.

05:51:12.000 We're watching the election.

05:51:14.000 It's looking very good for Trump.

05:51:17.000 50.1%, 48%.

05:51:20.000 We have 65, 32.

05:51:23.000 I'm not your average guy.

05:51:24.000 So you should listen to me because I have a weird voice, and I'm unlike anyone that's listening to me right now.

05:51:32.000 So people listen to me.

05:51:34.000 You probably notice you have a normal voice where you sound like everyone else.

05:51:38.000 I'm actually kind of a weird guy.

05:51:39.000 So listen to me. 0.98

05:51:41.000 This is exactly like the Catholic Church when they would only preach in Latin to make you feel like a loser. 0.98

05:51:47.000 Britt Hume, go ahead. 0.54

05:51:49.000 I'm going to let you get away with that because it's 2 a.m. and I can't be bothered.

05:51:53.000 Many levels ended up in the same place.

05:51:54.000 I have a word voice too.

05:51:56.000 I'm Britt Hume.

05:51:56.000 I'm very intelligent.

05:51:58.000 I've been thinking about stuff.

05:52:00.000 Processes.

05:52:01.000 They process.

05:52:02.000 My guess is they'll work now.

05:52:04.000 They'll work now.

05:52:04.000 And in the end, people, by and large, will accept it.

05:52:07.000 At least they won't refuse to accept it any worse than they refuse to accept Donald Trump's clear victory four years ago. 1.00

05:52:16.000 How eloquent they are on shit. 0.99

05:52:17.000 I might also add about 2000, by the way. 0.99

05:52:19.000 It's funny when you get to be 50 and you see other old guys and they're in a suit. 0.99

05:52:22.000 Like when you're young, you see an old man in a suit and you go, oh fuck. 1.00

05:52:26.000 This guy knows what he's talking about. 1.00

05:52:27.000 Then you become old and you're like, fuck you, faggot. 1.00

05:52:31.000 You see a guy in a suit and you think, you know nothing, you are nothing. 1.00

05:52:34.000 Your wife fucking hates you. 1.00

05:52:35.000 She's been cheating on you for 30 years. 1.00

05:52:37.000 How about you shut the fuck up, get the fuck off my television and make space for somebody who knows what the fuck they're talking about. 1.00

05:52:42.000 And you can reverse their age when you look at them and see them in the same schoolyard where you knew them in 1978. 1.00

05:52:48.000 Where you would be beating the shit out of them. 0.92

05:52:54.000 Ghostly people. 0.84

05:52:56.000 What's your guys' verdict on his shirt and tie?

05:53:00.000 Oh, that's a good question.

05:53:01.000 Not his, but nothing.

05:53:03.000 I like Chris.

05:53:04.000 It's very basic.

05:53:04.000 No, Chris Wallace doesn't take it.

05:53:06.000 That's really great.

05:53:07.000 He's an adventurous.

05:53:08.000 He doesn't take anything.

05:53:09.000 Is that a term inadventurous?

05:53:10.000 In the terms of the imperious?

05:53:12.000 Unadventurous.

05:53:14.000 Yeah, his pocket score was 90%, but I don't trust you.

05:53:17.000 That's fine.

05:53:17.000 You can check.

05:53:18.000 But every time you've ever checked, I've been right.

05:53:21.000 I have no doubt I will be right again.

05:53:23.000 These guys are a little long-winded, but it'll go back to him.

05:53:25.000 Do you present a counterexample?

05:53:28.000 Cherry on top of a really awful Sunday that the country really does not need.

05:53:34.000 And that, I think, is one of the most difficult parts of watching all of this.

05:53:38.000 What's this?

05:53:40.000 We did some history lessons earlier about Franklin. 0.99

05:53:42.000 Fucking Vermont, man. 0.99

05:53:43.000 It's full of good people with guns and flags who think that taxes will save the world. 1.00

05:53:50.000 You know what Vermont is?

05:53:51.000 It's like a military guy who's buff and shoots guns and also is an SJW.

05:53:57.000 It just doesn't make sense.

05:54:00.000 They're not even an SJW just right now.

05:54:02.000 We got it again, man.

05:54:03.000 Just gusting.

05:54:06.000 Just gusting. 0.87

05:54:08.000 Traitors to rednecks all around the world. 0.99

05:54:10.000 Well, if you're interested, paying attention because you want to hear something new, you're not going to get it this evening.

05:54:16.000 Trump's about to speak at the White House.

05:54:18.000 Looks like the fairly definitive, and by definitive, I only mean USA Today and Politico agree on it, which of course is to say nothing.

05:54:30.000 225 for Biden and 213 for Trump, but with everything still in play that leans Republican.

05:54:39.000 And the numbers, as far as we can tell, still very firmly in Trump's direction.

05:54:44.000 Interestingly, CBS News without the states declaring.

05:54:50.000 But this is not taking into account all those states that lean Republican.

05:54:54.000 And CBS News has Biden 207, Trump 213.

05:55:04.000 Would have appreciated a landslide, Donnie.

05:55:08.000 We tried.

05:55:08.000 We looked into it.

05:55:11.000 We looked at the numbers and we saw to do all of these events right at the White House, and it is his home and his residence, and he does gain the advantage of being able to have this amazing backdrop and very presidential environment for these big moments.

05:55:30.000 Can I just say something?

05:55:31.000 I mean, it's obviously there are concerns, but the idea that the vote isn't over on Election Day and that elections aren't decided.

05:55:42.000 In 2000, it wasn't decided.

05:55:44.000 In 2004, you went to bed and we didn't know whether Bush or Kerry was going to win.

05:55:48.000 I remember as a youngster, Jack Kennedy and Richard Nixon in 1960.

05:55:53.000 We didn't know until the morning that Kennedy had beaten Nixon. 1.00

05:55:56.000 1960, damn, you old as hell. 0.99

05:56:00.000 We don't know by some witching hour on election night or the morning after. 1.00

05:56:04.000 You first born in 1970.

05:56:06.000 So 1960.

05:56:08.000 You were a young man.

05:56:10.000 That means you're 60.

05:56:13.000 Hey, computer.

05:56:14.000 How old is Chris Wallace?

05:56:18.000 Are you talking to him?

05:56:21.000 Computer!

05:56:21.000 How old is Chris Wallace?

05:56:24.000 Dude, are you kidding me?

05:56:27.000 What is that?

05:56:30.000 But why'd you have to plug something in?

05:56:33.000 No, charge my phone. 1.00

05:56:37.000 Fucking Jesus. 1.00

05:56:39.000 Like, if you have to do that, then get another power bar. 1.00

05:56:45.000 I told you, I said, never unplug that thing ever again, or I'm going to kill you. 1.00

05:56:52.000 He youngs for death. 1.00

05:56:55.000 Kill me. 0.99

05:56:57.000 Hey, computer, how old is Chris Wallace? 0.73

05:57:02.000 He probably needs to be talking something.

05:57:05.000 Thanks, Ryan.

05:57:08.000 Would you like me to just look up your phone is charged?

05:57:12.000 It is.

05:57:12.000 We've been getting some communication from the phone.

05:57:16.000 Dusty Bogan, Chad McMoore, Jacob Wall.

05:57:20.000 73.

05:57:21.000 73.

05:57:23.000 All these people.

05:57:23.000 Neurother on the news?

05:57:25.000 But all these people are clinging on because the generation below them is a complete fucking mess, And every single one of them has been me too'd. 0.98

05:57:33.000 Below that is the Gen X millennial, kind of like totally politically confused generation. 1.00

05:57:41.000 And below that, they're all fucking mental. 0.96

05:57:44.000 I mean, this generation has to maintain some degree of control over the establishment because everything that follows after them is, you know, is a toss-up. 0.99

05:57:52.000 These 70-year-olds who are on television, the 70-year-olds who are CEOs, the 70-year-olds who are in politics, they know.

05:57:57.000 This is where Nancy Pelosi said she's going to run again for speaker if they win the house again. 1.00

05:58:02.000 These 70-year-olds know that every generation beneath them cannot be trusted to hold the line on anything because we're all fucking nuts. 0.94

05:58:09.000 So this is like the last, this is the boomer generation clinging to power as desperately as they can. 0.98

05:58:18.000 This is why all of the TV hosts are 70.

05:58:20.000 Nancy Pelosi is running again. 0.55

05:58:22.000 The presidential candidates are in their 70s.

05:58:25.000 This is the last gasp of the boomer generation desperately trying to cling to power before the floodgates of crazy open. 0.99

05:58:32.000 Look at how hot Dana Perino is. 1.00

05:58:34.000 She has no kids.

05:58:36.000 Is it possible that God and nature makes these older women who are successful and would make great moms? 1.00

05:58:47.000 Because she would.

05:58:49.000 They make them prettier?

05:58:50.000 No.

05:58:51.000 Like trees that are dying, they drop all their seeds in order to propagate the species.

05:58:59.000 Yes.

05:59:00.000 So it's possible that nature has a thing where when someone's like Dana Perino, they go, uh-oh, she hasn't had kids.

05:59:07.000 Let's ramp up the hot and try to get her pregnant. 1.00

05:59:11.000 Do you really think she's that attractive? 0.98

05:59:13.000 Well, look at her. 1.00

05:59:13.000 She looks like a fucking supermodel. 1.00

05:59:15.000 She's not my cup of tea, but I'm not sure. 0.99

05:59:18.000 But that they've gained seats so far.

05:59:20.000 They're a lot more racist to be decided and so on.

05:59:23.000 But this was not where we expected to be with regard to the House of Representatives.

05:59:28.000 She doesn't have children.

05:59:29.000 There's very little ticket splitting, and the president didn't.

05:59:31.000 She's not exactly young anymore.

05:59:32.000 She may not be able to conceive anymore. 0.88

05:59:34.000 No, probably not.

05:59:36.000 She loves her dog so much.

05:59:37.000 What's his name? 0.99

05:59:38.000 Fucking Jasper? 1.00

05:59:39.000 That's disgusting. 1.00

05:59:40.000 I love her, but the way she would talk about my kids was a very sort of like, oh, let's hear about it.

05:59:46.000 What do you have?

05:59:47.000 Three?

05:59:48.000 What's the story? 1.00

05:59:51.000 And it was like, bitch, your ovaries dried up. 1.00

05:59:54.000 I didn't f it's not my fault. 1.00

05:59:55.000 It's gross.

05:59:57.000 Computer, how old is Dana Perino?

06:00:01.000 Dana Perino is 48 years old.

06:00:04.000 She was born on May 9th, 1972.

06:00:08.000 Yeah, we're done.

06:00:08.000 It's creepy.

06:00:09.000 We're done.

06:00:12.000 DC.

06:00:13.000 Donna, Brazil, we haven't heard of it.

06:00:14.000 Computer, how old is Donald Trump?

06:00:18.000 Donald Trump is 74 years old.

06:00:23.000 Computer, how old is Gavin McInnes?

06:00:27.000 Gavin McInnes is 50 years old.

06:00:29.000 60.

06:00:32.000 18.

06:00:32.000 Strange errors.

06:00:34.000 Computer, how old is Milo Yiannopoulos?

06:00:38.000 Milo Yiannopoulos is 36 years old.

06:00:41.000 Lies! 1.00

06:00:45.000 Disgusting. 0.99

06:00:46.000 Computer, how old is Ryan Katsu Rivera? 0.88

06:00:52.000 Here's something I found on the web.

06:00:57.000 He is 36 years old as of now.

06:01:02.000 That's sad.

06:01:04.000 Computer, when is Donald Trump's birthday?

06:01:07.000 Donald Trump's birthday is on June 14th. 0.99

06:01:11.000 Oh shit, speaking of it. 0.99

06:01:14.000 Isn't it about to come out? 1.00

06:01:15.000 The first family are walking in. 0.99

06:01:17.000 Computer, has Ryan Katsu Rivera ever beat off the gay porn? 0.99

06:01:23.000 You don't need a computer for that. 0.98

06:01:24.000 I don't know that one.

06:01:26.000 Oh, here we go.

06:01:27.000 Okay.

06:01:27.000 Here we go.

06:01:28.000 I tried it.

06:01:29.000 Volume up, please.

06:01:37.000 Well, thank you very much.

06:01:42.000 Thank you.

06:01:46.000 Thank you very much, please, said thank you.

06:01:49.000 This is without question the latest news conference I've ever had.

06:02:00.000 I appreciate it very much.

06:02:01.000 And I want to thank the American people for their tremendous support.

06:02:05.000 Millions and millions of people voted for us tonight.

06:02:09.000 And a very sad group of people is trying to disenfranchise that group of people.

06:02:18.000 And we won't stand for it.

06:02:19.000 We will not stand for it.

06:02:25.000 I want to thank the First Lady, my entire family, and Vice President Pence, Mrs. Pence, for being with us all through this.

06:02:37.000 And we were getting ready for a big celebration.

06:02:42.000 We were winning everything, and all of a sudden it was just called off.

06:02:47.000 The results tonight have been phenomenal, and we are getting ready to get outside and just celebrate something that was so beautiful, so good.

06:03:01.000 Such a vote.

06:03:02.000 You have to control the levers of power.

06:03:04.000 You can come out in record numbers.

06:03:07.000 This is a record.

06:03:08.000 There's never been anything like it.

06:03:10.000 To support our incredible movement, we won states that we weren't expected to win.

06:03:15.000 Florida, we didn't win it.

06:03:16.000 We won it by a lot.

06:03:24.000 We won the great state of Ohio.

06:03:29.000 We won Texas.

06:03:36.000 We won Texas by 700,000 votes, and they don't even include it in the tabulations.

06:03:44.000 It's also clear that we have won Georgia.

06:03:50.000 We're up by 2.5% or 117,000 votes with only 7% left.

06:03:58.000 And if they're going to catch us, they Can't catch us.

06:04:01.000 Likewise, we've clearly won North Carolina, where we're up 1.4% or 77,000 votes with only approximately 5% left.

06:04:16.000 They can't catch us.

06:04:18.000 We also, if you look and you see Arizona, we have a lot of life in that.

06:04:25.000 And somebody said, somebody declared that it was a victory for, and maybe it will be.

06:04:31.000 I mean, that's possible.

06:04:32.000 But certainly there were a lot of votes out there that we could get because we're now just coming into what they call Trump territory.

06:04:40.000 I don't know what you call it, but these were friendly Trump voters.

06:04:43.000 And that could be overturned.

06:04:45.000 The gentleman that called it, I watched tonight.

06:04:47.000 He said, well, we think it's fairly unlikely that he could catch.

06:04:51.000 Well, fairly unlikely.

06:04:54.000 And we don't even need it.

06:04:55.000 We don't need that.

06:04:56.000 That was just a state that if we would have gotten it, it would have been nice, Arizona.

06:05:01.000 But there's a possibility, maybe even a good possibility.

06:05:05.000 In fact, since I saw that originally, it's been changed and the numbers have substantially come down just in a small amount of votes.

06:05:13.000 So we want that, obviously, to stay in play.

06:05:17.000 But most importantly, we're winning Pennsylvania by a tremendous amount of voting.

06:05:25.000 We're...

06:05:26.000 56 to 42.

06:05:28.000 That's accurate.

06:05:29.000 There's no way they're Pennsylvania.

06:05:31.000 Pennsylvania.

06:05:32.000 Nobody heard you.

06:05:33.000 What was the number?

06:05:34.000 56 to 42.

06:05:36.000 Wow.

06:05:36.000 There's no way they claw back Pennsylvania.

06:05:40.000 No way.

06:05:40.000 It can't happen.

06:05:41.000 No fucking way. 0.96

06:05:44.000 We're up 600. 0.99

06:05:45.000 Think of this.

06:05:46.000 Think of this.

06:05:47.000 Think of this.

06:05:48.000 We're up 690,000 votes in Pennsylvania.

06:05:53.000 690,000.

06:05:56.000 These aren't even close.

06:05:57.000 It's not like, oh, it's close.

06:06:01.000 With 64% of the votes.

06:06:05.000 Who's Dusty Bogan?

06:06:06.000 It's going to be almost impossible to catch.

06:06:08.000 And we're coming into good Pennsylvania areas where they happen to like your president.

06:06:17.000 So we'll probably expand.

06:06:20.000 We're winning Michigan.

06:06:22.000 I'll tell you, I looked at the numbers.

06:06:24.000 I said, whoa.

06:06:25.000 I said, wow, that's a lot.

06:06:29.000 By almost 300.

06:06:30.000 344 Michigan.

06:06:32.000 And 45% of the vote is in.

06:06:37.000 And we're winning Wisconsin.

06:06:39.000 And I said, we don't need all of them.

06:06:42.000 We need, because when you add Texas in, which wasn't added, I spoke with the really wonderful governor of Texas just a little while ago.

06:06:52.000 And Greg Abbott, he said, congratulations.

06:06:55.000 He called me to congratulate me on winning.

06:06:56.000 It was about the riots.

06:06:59.000 They don't want us to riot.

06:07:00.000 But there's no way.

06:07:02.000 And it was, but he congratulated me.

06:07:05.000 Then he said, by the way, what's going on?

06:07:07.000 I've never seen anything like this.

06:07:09.000 Can I tell you what?

06:07:10.000 Nobody has.

06:07:12.000 So we won by 107,000 votes with 81% of the vote.

06:07:17.000 That's Michigan.

06:07:19.000 So when you take everything he's saying accords with the numbers that I'm getting from everywhere, insofar as we can trust these places.

06:07:32.000 And then you take the kind of margins that are in the middle of the city.

06:07:34.000 Alaska is 60-36. 0.99

06:07:37.000 I don't see how the most extraordinary and fucking blatantly obvious, fraudulent, fucking nationwide coup. 0.99

06:07:50.000 I don't see how they win. 0.99

06:07:51.000 What happened?

06:07:52.000 And then they said, oh, because you know what happened?

06:07:56.000 They knew they couldn't win.

06:07:59.000 So they said, let's go to court.

06:08:02.000 And did I predict this news or did I say?

06:08:06.000 Sure, sure.

06:08:07.000 They were going to send out tens of millions of ballots.

06:08:10.000 They said exactly because either they were going to win, or if they didn't win, they'll take us to court.

06:08:17.000 So Florida was a tremendous victory.

06:08:21.000 377,000.

06:08:24.000 Texas, as we said.

06:08:26.000 Ohio.

06:08:29.000 Think of this.

06:08:31.000 Ohio, a tremendous state, a big state.

06:08:33.000 I love Ohio.

06:08:34.000 We won by 8.1%, 460.

06:08:38.000 Think of it.

06:08:40.000 Almost 500,000 votes.

06:08:42.000 North Carolina, big victory with North Carolina.

06:08:47.000 And so we won there.

06:08:49.000 We lead by 76,000 votes with almost nothing left.

06:08:55.000 And all of a sudden, everything just stopped.

06:08:59.000 This is a fraud on the American public.

06:09:03.000 This is an embarrassment to our country.

06:09:07.000 We were getting ready to win this election.

06:09:10.000 Frankly, we did win this election.

06:09:13.000 We did win this election.

06:09:16.000 Here we go.

06:09:16.000 That's it.

06:09:18.000 So our goal now is to ensure the integrity for the good of this nation.

06:09:23.000 This is a very big moment.

06:09:26.000 This is a major fraud in our nation.

06:09:29.000 We want the law to be used in a proper manner.

06:09:34.000 So we'll be going to the U.S. Supreme Court.

06:09:37.000 We want all voting to stop.

06:09:41.000 We don't want them to find any ballots at 4 o'clock in the morning and add them to the list.

06:09:47.000 Okay?

06:09:49.000 It's a very sad moment.

06:09:53.000 To me, this is a very sad moment.

06:09:55.000 And we will win this.

06:09:57.000 And as far as I'm concerned, we already have won it.

06:10:00.000 So I just want to thank you.

06:10:03.000 And I want to thank all of our support.

06:10:08.000 I want to thank all of the people that worked with us.

06:10:11.000 And Mr. Vice President, say a few words, please.

06:10:17.000 Please.

06:10:23.000 Look at the bald guy in the front row.

06:10:26.000 It's not an appealing thing to look at.

06:10:28.000 The back of a bald head.

06:10:30.000 Yeah, it looks like a beetle's larvae.

06:10:31.000 Thank you, Mr. Pruce.

06:10:32.000 I want to join you in thanking more than 60 million Americans who have already cast their vote for four more years for President Donald Trump in the White House.

06:10:46.000 And while the votes continue to be counted, we're going to remain vigilant, as the President said.

06:10:53.000 The right to vote has been at the center of our democracy since the founding of this nation, and we're going to protect the integrity of the vote.

06:11:00.000 But I really believe with all of my heart, with the extraordinary margins, Mr. President, that you've inspired in the states that you just described and the way that you launched this movement across the country to make America great again.

06:11:14.000 I truly do believe, as you do, that we are on the road to victory and we will make America great again, again.

06:11:23.000 Thanks, Lawrence Power.

06:11:31.000 Please go back.

06:11:34.000 All right, President Trump with a pound fist on his way out of the room saying that he had expected it as part of a celebration.

06:11:44.000 He heralded the record turnout at all the places where he said he has won by a lot.

06:11:50.000 Florida, Ohio, among others.

06:11:53.000 He did take issue, obviously, with the Arizona call that we have made here tonight.

06:11:59.000 He said he believed that Arizona had, quote, a lot of life in that.

06:12:03.000 There's still a lot of life in that, he said, in Arizona.

06:12:06.000 So perhaps everyone doesn't matter. 1.00

06:12:11.000 The fucking media has ruined our victory. 0.99

06:12:21.000 Or let me rephrase this. 1.00

06:12:23.000 The fucking media has attempted to ruin our victory. 0.99

06:12:26.000 But we're here to have fun. 1.00

06:12:28.000 And we know that Trump won.

06:12:30.000 The fact is, Trump won.

06:12:32.000 Trump won.

06:12:33.000 You can lie all you want, but we're going to enjoy ourselves. 1.00

06:12:37.000 Ladies and gentlemen, four more years, bitches. 1.00

06:12:41.000 Cheers, song. 1.00

06:12:45.000 We won't stop.

06:12:51.000 We're getting it off.

06:12:52.000 I gotta go inside.

06:12:53.000 Let's go.

06:12:54.000 Let's go outside and celebrate.

06:12:55.000 No, I'm not going anywhere.

06:12:57.000 Come on.

06:12:57.000 I'll go.

06:12:58.000 No, I'm not going.

06:12:58.000 I'm exhausted.

06:12:59.000 Ladies and gentlemen, let's go outside.

06:13:00.000 Let's go get it.

06:13:01.000 We're going to get victory of Donald Trump.

06:13:03.000 Ladies and gentlemen, we did get a hit from me.

06:13:05.000 I'm exhausted in the morning. 0.98

06:13:08.000 We fucking nailed it. 0.99

06:13:09.000 Get fired? 1.00

06:13:10.000 Let's go party.

06:13:11.000 I'm going to nail it. 0.88

06:13:11.000 Get fired. 0.88

06:13:12.000 I'm going to.

06:13:13.000 We're going to show the video, right?

06:13:15.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

06:13:18.000 I told you we'd win.

06:13:19.000 Good and I. Just keep firing it.

06:13:45.000 We have to stay, and we do it our day.

06:13:49.000 Just a test out.

06:13:53.000 We make what we want.

06:13:55.000 We take what we want.

06:13:57.000 Just to make no work.

06:14:01.000 They don't know.

06:14:03.000 We won't go.

06:14:13.000 We can stop.

06:14:15.000 We won't stop.

06:14:22.000 Get it off.

06:14:23.000 Get it off.

06:14:27.000 This is not any normal election.

06:14:29.000 This is a groundbreaker. 0.83

06:14:30.000 And now we have four more years to permanently drain the swamp, restrict the Supreme Court, and stop America going down this tube, this disgusting toilet train of socialism.

06:14:40.000 And we're going to celebrate with the good stuff.

06:15:02.000 We give up.

06:15:03.000 Come on, we get up.

06:15:06.000 We give.

06:15:09.000 We never stop.

06:15:11.000 We never stop.

06:15:13.000 We never stop.

06:15:15.000 We never stop.

06:15:17.000 We never stop.

06:15:19.000 We never stop.

06:15:21.000 We never stop.

06:15:46.000 Take it off.

06:16:18.000 You ever doubted it?

06:16:20.000 Yes, you did.

06:16:22.000 Yeah, you were kind of a little scared sometimes.

06:16:24.000 I was.

06:16:25.000 I was so scared they might take it away.

06:16:28.000 Yes?

06:16:29.000 Yeah.

06:16:30.000 They're gonna contest it forever.

06:16:32.000 But I remember I was with my missus on a plane in Costa Rica, and she was scared the trip was just nuts.

06:16:39.000 And I go, honey, it's an Airbus.

06:16:41.000 They fly this thing every day.

06:16:44.000 It's just a bus in the sky.

06:16:47.000 There's nothing to be scared about.

06:16:49.000 And then I would look out the window and just go, and like, try not to have explosive diarrhea.

06:16:54.000 Just rig in my pants.

06:16:56.000 So that's what I've been doing for the past few months, saying a Tommy bags at the gym.

06:17:00.000 Tommy, relax.

06:17:01.000 It's going to be able to say, Kevin, We got this thing!

06:17:04.000 Are you sure we got this thing?

06:17:05.000 I'm like, buddy!

06:17:06.000 Buddy! 0.91

06:17:07.000 Body! 0.73

06:17:08.000 That's the time we did!

06:17:12.000 We got this thing! 1.00

06:17:14.000 And I'm like, kill the fuck! 1.00

06:17:17.000 And now I can sort of go change my underwear! 1.00

06:17:21.000 Take the foo out! 1.00

06:17:23.000 No, just take care of the fuck! 1.00

06:17:25.000 Put in the garbage! 1.00

06:17:27.000 No, not take the foo out!

06:17:28.000 Wrap it around the foo or whatever's in there!

06:17:31.000 Put that in the garbage! 1.00

06:17:33.000 Put other garbage on top of it! 0.96

06:17:35.000 Take it back! 0.77

06:17:40.000 I just wheel!

06:17:45.000 And uh. 1.00

06:17:47.000 And now I can wash my ass! 1.00

06:17:48.000 Accept that America's safe! 1.00

06:17:51.000 By the big guy! 1.00

06:17:52.000 We're gonna washing her ass! 1.00

06:17:54.000 Yeah! 1.00

06:17:55.000 Washing our ass! 1.00

06:17:56.000 And now I should let's have a hot shower! 1.00

06:17:58.000 We do that together!

06:18:01.000 She would not want to do that!

06:18:02.000 Nor would I!

06:18:04.000 Nor would I at all!

06:18:05.000 I'm glad you said no.

06:18:07.000 I do not want that.

06:18:08.000 Probably move on from there.

06:18:10.000 Let's move on from that old subject.

06:18:11.000 And let's get back to the studio.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 04, 2020

S03E33 - ELECTION NIGHT! [2020-11-04 - S03E33 - ELECTION NIGHT!]

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