Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 06, 2020


S03E34 - THIS IS AFRICA [2020-11-06 - S03E34 - THIS IS AFRICA]


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Comedian Mr. Ubu joins Jemele to talk about his new book, "Dear Gavin, Start Fucking You: A Love Letter To Terry Richardson" and why he thinks the fashion photographer Terry Richardson is the greatest artist of all time.

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00:00:33.000 Looking for my Johnny Question Who was that?
00:00:43.000 Why was that?
00:00:44.000 Yemi Adaled.
00:00:46.000 Yemi Alade.
00:00:48.000 Oh, Alade.
00:00:49.000 Alade.
00:00:50.000 That song is Johnny.
00:00:53.000 My mom whoops.
00:00:55.000 My wife sings that to Johnny, my son, all the time.
00:01:00.000 Looking for my Johnny.
00:01:02.000 This was a number one song in Nigeria.
00:01:05.000 And because America has become a shithole where our elections are about as reliable as Zimbabwe's, we have Mugabe as the dictator today, tonight, this episode, a live episode,
00:01:21.000 is dedicated to Africa.
00:01:25.000 We are living in Africa now.
00:01:28.000 Elections don't matter. 0.95
00:01:31.000 Why are you vote?
00:01:34.000 Why bother?
00:01:36.000 So later on we will have our favorite Nigerian comedian, Mr. Ubu.
00:01:43.000 I just want them to suffer.
00:01:46.000 Well, you're doing a good job.
00:01:48.000 And then they eat the poo-poo. 0.99
00:01:50.000 So we're going to be eating the poo-poo. 1.00
00:01:53.000 And this one is eating the poo-poo all over the place. 0.97
00:01:59.000 Again, every time I see that, I think, how is not one person laughing in the audience?
00:02:03.000 They have American reporters there.
00:02:05.000 To eat the poo-poo! 1.00
00:02:07.000 Oh, he said it.
00:02:09.000 It's his thing.
00:02:09.000 Yeah, that's his business.
00:02:10.000 That's his satisfaction.
00:02:11.000 That's his L's bells.
00:02:14.000 The toad to Dinesh is what that is to that guy.
00:02:18.000 And here's the funny thing about that.
00:02:20.000 It's not true.
00:02:24.000 There may have been A gay porn that involved feces.
00:02:28.000 I mean, there's tons of disgusting shit out there.
00:02:30.000 But gay porn generally, and I'm not a huge aficionado, but I imagine it's men fucking each other in the buns, smoking each other's hogs. 0.99
00:02:39.000 I would wager that out of maybe 1 million gay porns, right?
00:02:46.000 Yes.
00:02:48.000 Maybe like seven would involve the poo-poo, where they eat the poo-poo. 1.00
00:02:55.000 Maybe they eat the ass, but straight porn has a lot of ass eating. 1.00
00:02:59.000 Speaking of porn, today's book is a fun book.
00:03:03.000 I'm not sure how much I can show you of this.
00:03:05.000 This is Terry World.
00:03:06.000 Terry Richardson.
00:03:08.000 This is back before we became Africa.
00:03:11.000 Terry Richardson is a fashion photographer who would take pornographic pictures, and he was a very sexual, masculine, although we think he would fuck the odd dude guy.
00:03:23.000 I wrote the foreword for this book with the editor of Purple, Olivier Zahn.
00:03:31.000 Look, he's written, Dear Gavin, start fucking.
00:03:34.000 Thank you for being.
00:03:35.000 I love you, Terry Richardson.
00:03:38.000 Olivier Zahn, he's the editor of that fashion magazine, Purple.
00:03:41.000 And we were writing it together, and I'm just like, Olivier, you're being so pretentious that you're not speaking English.
00:03:48.000 I know you're French, but like, this is garbage. 1.00
00:03:51.000 So I had to sort of rewrite all his parts.
00:03:55.000 You know, fashion is so much...
00:03:57.000 There's so much absolute fucking bullshit in it.
00:04:00.000 Anyway, that's a fun interview.
00:04:03.000 One of my favorite things about Terry's photos is the imperfections.
00:04:06.000 I like seeing a zit on a girl's ass. 1.00
00:04:07.000 I think everyone does.
00:04:08.000 It reminds me of that Thomas Jefferson quote, there is not a truth existing which I fear or would want unknown to the whole world.
00:04:14.000 You can see I've been saying the same shit for a long time.
00:04:17.000 And then Olivier's on.
00:04:19.000 Because Terry is shooting in an instinctive, immediate, almost physical way, he catches the smallest detail as a force, as a proof that you cannot control life.
00:04:30.000 What?
00:04:31.000 His pictures demonstrate how life and desire and sex are stronger than the typical visual construction the fashion industry insists on.
00:04:39.000 He's just saying what I said in a faggy way.
00:04:42.000 He talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded. 1.00
00:04:45.000 I wish I had that.
00:04:46.000 Well, get it.
00:04:47.000 I will.
00:04:49.000 Anyway, most of these pictures are pornographic.
00:04:51.000 Oh, look.
00:04:52.000 There's a handicapped kids that we had in Vice. 1.00
00:04:55.000 Some people say I made him.
00:04:56.000 That's stupid.
00:04:57.000 That's like saying that Trump is a reality star.
00:05:00.000 If you know him from Vice, then you just...
00:05:04.000 There is Johnny Knox.
00:05:06.000 Oh, he's got his penis out.
00:05:07.000 Can't show you that.
00:05:09.000 If you know him from Vice, then that's just a tiny, tiny part of his career.
00:05:15.000 I think I paid him $600 for our covers.
00:05:17.000 He was making like a quarter million a shoot.
00:05:21.000 He was making $6 million a year.
00:05:23.000 And then what happened?
00:05:26.000 Then he got me too'd unjustly.
00:05:31.000 And that ruined his career.
00:05:32.000 He went down from like $6 million a year to like, I don't know, $500,000, had to fire.
00:05:37.000 I'm never going to financially recover from this.
00:05:39.000 And it was not because he was a sexist or a rapist or anything.
00:05:42.000 It's because he got laid a lot and loved it.
00:05:45.000 Look at this.
00:05:46.000 I'm going to try to not show you him getting a blowjob.
00:05:50.000 Well, that's kind of hard to resist.
00:05:51.000 I mean, mix, but.
00:05:52.000 That's me on my 30th birthday.
00:05:57.000 You're not adorable.
00:05:57.000 With the Hulk Fist?
00:05:58.000 Yeah.
00:05:58.000 The Hulk Fist?
00:06:00.000 That's how old I am almost.
00:06:01.000 I had a great outfit.
00:06:03.000 I'm also stepping on my penis in this book.
00:06:06.000 Ouch.
00:06:06.000 Oh, this is bringing back a lot of memories.
00:06:08.000 How are you stepping on your own penis? 0.83
00:06:10.000 That's how big it is.
00:06:12.000 Oh.
00:06:14.000 There's a vice cover.
00:06:16.000 We got my friend's Porsche, and we just had Hot Chicks wash it. 1.00
00:06:23.000 Oh, there I am.
00:06:25.000 And then just a mob of Puerto Ricans showed up. 0.62
00:06:30.000 Nothing wrong with that.
00:06:31.000 When you have sexy.
00:06:32.000 Of course, he doesn't think anything's wrong with that.
00:06:35.000 He loves his Puerto Rican.
00:06:37.000 It was so weird that he got, you know, all this sexist Me Too shit because so much of his stuff was naked men.
00:06:43.000 He even had a picture.
00:06:44.000 I just passed it.
00:06:45.000 I won't show you where he has jizz all over his face.
00:06:49.000 Like, it was a different time, New York, in the early aughts, where, you know, you could be ugly and gross and funny and experiment and be offensive.
00:07:03.000 And there'd be, you know, like Sid Vicious with the swastika. 0.84
00:07:07.000 That wasn't, that had nothing to do with denying the Holocaust.
00:07:10.000 Not everything had to be so fucking political.
00:07:12.000 It could be risque and confusing.
00:07:14.000 Like, look at this.
00:07:15.000 This is an awesome picture of him where he's eating out a girl and it's his mustache.
00:07:23.000 But yeah, here I am.
00:07:25.000 Ready?
00:07:26.000 NSFW coming up.
00:07:27.000 Ready, everyone?
00:07:32.000 Oh, okay.
00:07:32.000 That's how you do it.
00:07:33.000 Yeah.
00:07:33.000 That's how you stand on your own dick.
00:07:36.000 Now that's how you stand on your own dick.
00:07:37.000 Now that's what I call standing on your own dick.
00:07:40.000 Son, you gotta be a man.
00:07:41.000 Stand up on your own dick.
00:07:44.000 That's my dad used to always say, are you the man or the mouse boy?
00:07:47.000 Squeak up.
00:07:48.000 Should we call him?
00:07:50.000 Sure.
00:07:51.000 Let's give him a call.
00:07:56.000 Johnny boy, Johnny boy.
00:07:58.000 You gotta be proud of you, boys.
00:08:00.000 Question.
00:08:04.000 My mom's gonna answer and dominate the call. 1.00
00:08:08.000 Fuck.
00:08:15.000 I'm just kidding.
00:08:18.000 Hi, honey.
00:08:19.000 Hi, mom.
00:08:20.000 How are you?
00:08:21.000 Uh, we're we're okay.
00:08:24.000 Kyle's right here.
00:08:27.000 Oh, okay.
00:08:27.000 I'm putting you on speaker.
00:08:30.000 Oh, you gotta left another on the show.
00:08:32.000 Legally.
00:08:33.000 Okay.
00:08:33.000 Hey, you guys are on the show.
00:08:35.000 I'm doing the show live now.
00:08:39.000 You're kidding me?
00:08:40.000 Oh, my God.
00:08:42.000 But I haven't even had my hair done.
00:08:45.000 Well, we're calling because people...
00:08:48.000 Yeah, we can't see your hair.
00:08:49.000 But people are asking Jimmy McInnes' opinion about the election.
00:08:58.000 Oh, for God's sake.
00:08:59.000 Everyone.
00:09:01.000 He's going to...
00:09:03.000 He's going to his fourth Budweiser.
00:09:05.000 It's going to be absolute crap.
00:09:09.000 It's okay.
00:09:10.000 It's nonsense.
00:09:12.000 Put him on.
00:09:14.000 I'll tell you, about speaking to the American voters, this is nonsense.
00:09:21.000 We have, I can't believe America is voting for a Sano crook.
00:09:31.000 Do you think it's rigged?
00:09:32.000 Do you think the elections are fake?
00:09:35.000 Absolutely.
00:09:36.000 Absolutely.
00:09:38.000 I don't know how many...
00:09:39.000 I think there's more people voted in Arizona than there are live people in Arizona.
00:09:47.000 How many people who are voting for Biden are dead people?
00:09:53.000 Who the fuck would vote for Biden if he went dead?
00:09:57.000 Well, maybe they can relate.
00:09:59.000 Maybe they have a lot in common with him.
00:10:01.000 They have a lot in common because they're all corpses.
00:10:07.000 So what if Trump has, you know, an investigation and then we discover that there was election fraud and we do a recount.
00:10:16.000 Georgia's already talking about a recount.
00:10:19.000 Well, of course.
00:10:23.000 The thing that I, well, when will Americans understand that this Trump Russia nonsense was crap?
00:10:35.000 It didn't exist.
00:10:37.000 When will they realize that CNN, mainstream media, are a bunch of fucking Marxist crap?
00:10:47.000 I don't know.
00:10:49.000 I think they're a Marxist crap, but it's also just a PR firm.
00:10:52.000 They're all activists.
00:10:54.000 They have nothing to do with the truth.
00:10:56.000 They find out that a Proud Boy was stabbed.
00:10:58.000 They go find them doing the OK symbol and say it was Black Lives Matter reacting to Zeke Hiles.
00:11:03.000 I mean, it's always the...
00:11:06.000 They're a bunch of fucking white extremists.
00:11:12.000 They're a white privileged bunch of guys led by a black Cuban. 0.98
00:11:19.000 Well, Kumia, Anthony Kumia was pointing out that the social media and these activists and big tech, they've been sabotaging this election for four years, slowly censoring people like me and Milo and anyone who might give Trump a fair chance.
00:11:34.000 They've been getting rid of us for a long time now, and now the narrative of the stupid Nazi shit can live free because we can't defend ourselves.
00:11:42.000 When will the American public wake up to understand that mainstream media is their enemy?
00:11:53.000 I think we're 50% there.
00:11:55.000 It has to happen soon.
00:11:59.000 Okay, Dad, last question before we hang up here.
00:12:01.000 What does Drik mean?
00:12:04.000 Drik, it means it's wet.
00:12:07.000 And it's really...
00:12:10.000 It's like what happens when you have this.
00:12:13.000 It's not rain.
00:12:14.000 It's kind of a smurm.
00:12:17.000 A smurm, we call it in Scotland.
00:12:20.000 But it gets all wet.
00:12:21.000 It gets into every fucking piece of your clothing.
00:12:25.000 And it's miserable.
00:12:28.000 Okay, thanks, Dad.
00:12:33.000 I like how, you know, like the Eskimos have a hundred words for snow, the Scots have a thousand words for rain.
00:12:39.000 But he's such an angry Scotsman that you're asking him just like a question about rain.
00:12:43.000 He goes, and it's this mist.
00:12:46.000 And it's...
00:12:47.000 No, let me get his accent right.
00:12:48.000 Sorry, hold on.
00:12:49.000 How are you, Mama?
00:12:50.000 It's this mist that penetrates everything around you.
00:12:54.000 And it gets in your clothes.
00:12:56.000 And it fucking gets in your face.
00:12:58.000 It's crap.
00:13:01.000 You put him right back to it, like a war flashback.
00:13:05.000 I can say, like, Dad, what's the difference between a bee and a wasp?
00:13:08.000 A wasp is a tiny little fucking shithead of a bug that will stab you. 1.00
00:13:14.000 It can sting you again and again.
00:13:17.000 When a bee stings you, it's just once and then it's dead.
00:13:20.000 But a wasp will never tire of making your life miserable.
00:13:26.000 It's like that old saying, it's not difficult to differentiate between a sunset and a Scotsman in a bad mood.
00:13:35.000 So yeah, we have so much to talk about tonight with all this fraud.
00:13:39.000 The reason that we're live is because there's a snowball's chance in hell that we might find out something.
00:13:44.000 I didn't want to pre-record it.
00:13:46.000 And then President Trump is shot after he's declared president.
00:13:49.000 And you're watching a show where we're like, I wonder what's going to happen.
00:13:53.000 But, I mean, if you go to Politico, that's been my favorite place to go.
00:13:57.000 Politico, as far as the results, and it's the same old fucking 216, 264, 214, again and again.
00:14:07.000 But there's so much weird shit going on.
00:14:09.000 So let's dive into it, shall we?
00:14:13.000 Oh, I sent you this in a separate email.
00:14:15.000 So I just did Newsmax.
00:14:16.000 Can you find that?
00:14:18.000 Oh, the actual...
00:14:19.000 Yeah, I sent you a picture.
00:14:25.000 I'm on this MAGA Dad's chat in my neighborhood.
00:14:29.000 And these guys, they send you a picture of an article.
00:14:33.000 I'm like, thanks.
00:14:35.000 But Ryan, now you're just as bad.
00:14:37.000 Find the actual thing.
00:14:38.000 Let me see here.
00:14:40.000 I can do it.
00:14:41.000 You need to do it because here in Africa, when you do something on YouTube and it has me on it, I am an enemy of the state.
00:14:52.000 So the state takes it away.
00:14:55.000 Oh, yeah, this is a really good clip.
00:14:57.000 It's worth watching in the beginning.
00:14:58.000 It is not, generally speaking, unruly, but fires have been started and there's a crowd that is relishing that.
00:15:04.000 But what we see here is essentially an increasing mob-like scene of self-proclaimed pool watchers who say that they want to get access to the building.
00:15:15.000 So many of them have rushed into the building here.
00:15:20.000 Wow.
00:15:20.000 Wow.
00:15:20.000 Let me get this straight.
00:15:22.000 MSNBS wants us all to believe that buildings and businesses being torched by BLM and Antifa over the summer, well, those are peaceful protests.
00:15:30.000 But folks outside a counting center demanding integrity and transparency in the vote, that constitutes a mob.
00:15:38.000 Right.
00:15:39.000 Gavin McGinnis, host of Censored TVs, Get Off My Lawn, founder of the Proud Boys, joining us now to make sense of all of this.
00:15:46.000 Since when did demanding integrity and transparency from your government constitute a mob?
00:15:53.000 I think the mistake you're making is you're assuming that the media now reports the news.
00:15:58.000 The mainstream media is a PR firm.
00:16:00.000 They work for the DNC and they will spin anything.
00:16:03.000 They can ignore fucking writing and focus on, well, what if probably?
00:16:10.000 Go to some rich black kids take. 0.97
00:16:14.000 This is why they called me.
00:16:15.000 They said, we're going to talk about this article.
00:16:17.000 This is a separate email.
00:16:18.000 It's in the same email as that Newsmax thing.
00:16:21.000 Okay, gotcha.
00:16:22.000 I lost it.
00:16:24.000 Go.
00:16:25.000 I don't know, dude.
00:16:26.000 I had to click the thing.
00:16:30.000 Terry's sitting over there like, nigga, is this what you do every night? 0.99
00:16:34.000 You got to deal with this shit?
00:16:35.000 And I'm like, yeah, Terry, where you been, motherfucker?
00:16:39.000 It was in a different email.
00:16:40.000 This is it?
00:16:42.000 No, shithead.
00:16:43.000 It's in the same email.
00:16:45.000 The newsmax picture is the only thing.
00:16:46.000 Okay, we'll look another email around then.
00:16:49.000 Okay, got more shit.
00:16:53.000 Yeah.
00:16:53.000 Okay.
00:16:54.000 So some rich black kids take. 0.99
00:16:55.000 This is some overeducated black kid named Brandon Tensley. 0.84
00:17:00.000 Again, when you read a lot of these articles, look up the author and you'll notice you're looking at a child.
00:17:06.000 Like that black woman who was impaled by black thugs. 1.00
00:17:10.000 That was Megan Sheets. 0.99
00:17:11.000 And as we discussed yesterday, she's an infant.
00:17:14.000 She's fresh out of college.
00:17:15.000 This kid's fresh out of college, worked at Slate for an hour, and because he's black, boom, he's ahead of CNN.
00:17:20.000 But when you read this, you go, wait a minute.
00:17:22.000 I didn't even have to look up the author because it's so clear he just got out of college by the way he writes.
00:17:27.000 This reads like a college newspaper.
00:17:29.000 You ready for this?
00:17:30.000 Millions of white voters are once again showing who they are.
00:17:34.000 And spoiler, you're supposed to say spoiler alert.
00:17:37.000 It's not really that great for America, but in particular for black and brown people.
00:17:41.000 The miasmic uncertainty hang over the 2020 presidential election is hundreds of thousands of legal votes, blah, blah, blah.
00:17:48.000 Oh, this is my favorite part, third paragraph.
00:17:50.000 For one thing, despite four years of President Donald Trump, which is now like an insult just saying that, that is, of a man who has made white nationalism a central part of his administration.
00:18:04.000 What?
00:18:05.000 And whose abject negligence in the face of a pandemic has contributed to more than blah, blah, blah, millions of voters are turning out for him.
00:18:12.000 White voters, especially white early exipoles.
00:18:17.000 So it goes on to say that this is all whites showing that they embrace racism or at least they tolerate it. 0.58
00:18:23.000 And you're like, wait a minute.
00:18:24.000 Whites were the only group that didn't show up for him. 0.75
00:18:28.000 Look at this.
00:18:29.000 Scroll down.
00:18:30.000 White men down five points.
00:18:33.000 White woman up two.
00:18:34.000 Black men up four.
00:18:35.000 Black woman up four. 0.57
00:18:36.000 Latino men up three.
00:18:37.000 Latino woman up three. 0.56
00:18:38.000 Thanks a lot, white males. 0.66
00:18:41.000 I'm racist towards white males starting today.
00:18:45.000 Now, as I said on Newsmax, there's two possible explanations for this.
00:18:50.000 One is white males are doing what those Orthodox Jews were doing in Brooklyn where they were going, Black Lives Matter, Black, don't hurt me.
00:18:56.000 Kill me last.
00:18:57.000 Kill me last.
00:18:58.000 And capitulating to the mob.
00:18:59.000 And I like Biden.
00:19:00.000 I'll put, would you leave me alone if I put a Biden sign in my lawn?
00:19:03.000 Can I virtue signal?
00:19:04.000 What about this?
00:19:05.000 What if I get one of these love is love signs?
00:19:08.000 Love is love.
00:19:09.000 People are people.
00:19:11.000 That's the only sign you should have on your lawn.
00:19:15.000 Yes.
00:19:17.000 And thanks to the dudes who sent us that.
00:19:22.000 So they could be capitulating and trying to kiss ass, or this thing's getting hot. 1.00
00:19:28.000 It's also possible that white men are mad at Trump.
00:19:32.000 Because what has he said?
00:19:33.000 Despite what that retarded CNN article says, what has he really said for us? 0.99
00:19:39.000 Like, leave them alone.
00:19:41.000 You're wrong.
00:19:42.000 You know, the media says that he said there was very fine people at Charlottesville.
00:19:47.000 No, he never says anything remotely nice about Nazis or even white men.
00:19:53.000 Like, what if he just once would acknowledge the white male suicide rate?
00:19:56.000 Black women live way longer than white men. 0.87
00:19:58.000 Why is that?
00:20:00.000 Because we're stressed out.
00:20:02.000 Because we're the kicking post.
00:20:04.000 It's the only group you can shit on with reckless abandon.
00:20:11.000 So this is the guy, Witt.
00:20:13.000 I won't say his other info because I don't know.
00:20:16.000 Thank you.
00:20:19.000 So we get the data.
00:20:21.000 The data says white males did not vote for Trump, and I don't know whether it's a fuck you to Trump or a kiss ass of the left.
00:20:28.000 I'm not sure.
00:20:29.000 Neither are very good.
00:20:33.000 But the takeaway from academic blacks and rich black people is we've just seen how racist America is. 0.70
00:20:39.000 Like, go to that view clip that you had.
00:20:42.000 What are you doing?
00:20:42.000 You're trying to leave?
00:20:46.000 Cooling systems.
00:20:48.000 I'm going to call them the cooling systems.
00:20:50.000 Okay.
00:20:51.000 It's another.
00:20:52.000 You had it on before.
00:20:53.000 It's just a separate email.
00:20:54.000 Oh, okay.
00:20:56.000 Racist.
00:20:57.000 So, like, hey, white man, those of you out there who didn't vote for Trump because you were trying to appease the mob, guess what?
00:21:06.000 I warned you that that doesn't work, and it hasn't worked.
00:21:08.000 You're still racist.
00:21:10.000 White males are still responsible for this election. 1.00
00:21:13.000 Even though they did their darndest to thwart it.
00:21:16.000 Go down to her.
00:21:19.000 Check out this logic.
00:21:20.000 The president has shown us that he is a misogynist, that he is homophobic, that he is racist, and that he mismanaged a coronavirus pandemic to the tune of over 250,000 American deaths.
00:21:36.000 Yet 50% of America saw all of that and looked the other way to their brothers and their sisters.
00:21:43.000 This is how women operate. 1.00
00:21:44.000 I'm going to vote for them.
00:21:45.000 They just like anyway.
00:21:46.000 And they're really nuts.
00:21:48.000 They go with their emotions.
00:21:49.000 It sounds like 50% of the people voted because they're okay with racism.
00:21:53.000 A lot of those people were black and brown, my dear.
00:21:55.000 A disproportionate number, way more than last time.
00:21:59.000 What do you think of that, you silly cow?
00:22:03.000 She is stupid.
00:22:05.000 She is so stupid.
00:22:07.000 Shoot the boar.
00:22:08.000 Shoot to kill.
00:22:10.000 That's what we're seeing going on right now.
00:22:12.000 I hate how catchy that song is.
00:22:13.000 I know.
00:22:14.000 I'll sing it every now and then.
00:22:15.000 Yeah.
00:22:16.000 It's not good.
00:22:17.000 And then I'll see a boar around and he'll be like, what are you doing?
00:22:21.000 And I'll be like, I'm so sorry.
00:22:22.000 I didn't know you were there.
00:22:23.000 Why would it matter if I am here?
00:22:25.000 That's true.
00:22:26.000 I am a boar.
00:22:27.000 He's got a point.
00:22:29.000 Okay, I'm just going to play it.
00:22:30.000 Try to ignore the lyrics.
00:22:32.000 All right?
00:22:34.000 Shoot the ball.
00:22:35.000 And the dance.
00:22:35.000 You'll just see the South African's little foot just sort of going, ha ha!
00:22:40.000 The boar?
00:22:41.000 Yeah, the boar.
00:22:42.000 Why are you playing that song?
00:22:44.000 Why are you gay? 0.99
00:22:45.000 Because it's a great song.
00:22:46.000 It's like Screwdriver.
00:22:48.000 Fuck that white power band, fucking white nationalist.
00:22:51.000 And then someone goes, well, back with a bang now.
00:22:54.000 Back with a bang.
00:22:55.000 Now, two, three, four.
00:22:56.000 And you go, what?
00:22:58.000 Oh, I must have Parkinson's.
00:23:00.000 I don't know why my thumb's tapping.
00:23:07.000 This is America.
00:23:09.000 Welcome.
00:23:13.000 There's AOC.
00:23:15.000 Tax the Beau.
00:23:16.000 Tax to Kill.
00:23:39.000 They're literally wearing red berets as Marxists.
00:23:43.000 They're not sort of loosely associated with Marxism.
00:23:46.000 They're a Marxist party.
00:23:56.000 Maybe that's like the peak part.
00:23:58.000 Yeah.
00:24:04.000 Is this in their language?
00:24:10.000 This is the first time that fat pig has ever worked out on the shit, man.
00:24:14.000 There we go.
00:24:18.000 There we go.
00:24:22.000 The former.
00:24:24.000 Kiss the boomer. 1.00
00:24:26.000 Shoot the white people.
00:24:29.000 Okay, so anyway, in the midst of all this retarded hullabaloo, an old clip has resurfaced of this corny black professor and that CNN kid, child, who wrote the article about how this is an example of racism, what, white men not showing up to vote. 0.96
00:24:44.000 In the article, he talks about this professor.
00:24:48.000 And I would wager that that overeducated black kid who wrote that article took a bunch of bullshit classes at schools where they were so happy to have an articulate black man, they just put him at the front of the line. 0.93
00:24:59.000 And I would also argue that this guy's class is just a three hours of being insulted and told that you're racist and you suck and you need to recognize that.
00:25:12.000 It's just like, it's an S ⁇ M class.
00:25:14.000 If you take, and I'm guessing, but if you take his class, I guarantee that you might as well just have like a ball gag in your mouth and a leather thing with a big cock ring on your chest because you just go there to get whipped. 1.00
00:25:28.000 Now, this is, I've done TV news a million times.
00:25:33.000 You have like 10 seconds to say your thing.
00:25:36.000 Gavin, what do you think?
00:25:37.000 Well, I'll tell you one thing.
00:25:38.000 I want to get one of those bob sleds that's going so fast.
00:25:41.000 Get that?
00:25:42.000 I'll take that to work.
00:25:44.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:45.000 You know what I mean?
00:25:45.000 I mean, look, seriously, though, a lot of people on the right are struggling with traffic and they want to get there fast.
00:25:52.000 And, you know, if you live in a rural area where there's hills, maybe a bob sled would be the way to go.
00:25:57.000 That's what you get.
00:25:58.000 Great point.
00:25:58.000 All right, we're going to go to break.
00:25:59.000 We'll be right back.
00:26:00.000 They hit a break after that.
00:26:02.000 Thank you.
00:26:02.000 Yeah.
00:26:03.000 So that's how long you get.
00:26:04.000 Unless you're black and you have on $600 glasses, in which case we all sit there and go, tell me I suck.
00:26:15.000 So not only are we racist today, and not only is America racist, but we saw this coming with the Tea Party?
00:26:25.000 What?
00:26:26.000 And what was the impetus?
00:26:27.000 When did we know that America was coming out of its racist shell, like a larvae, like a pupa stage, and turning into a giant Nazi butterfly?
00:26:37.000 Apparently, the Tea Party was an example of white people mad that there's too much diversity in serial commercials.
00:26:45.000 And it's this thing that you keep hearing from the left all the time about how whites are petrified of being a minority.
00:26:51.000 I had never even thought of that until they kept hammering it down.
00:26:54.000 They don't want the world to go beige.
00:26:56.000 Chelsea Hambler said, there's going to be a lot more gays and brown people soon.
00:27:01.000 You better get used to it.
00:27:02.000 And you're like, I get the brown people thing, but there's going to be more gays? 1.00
00:27:06.000 How?
00:27:06.000 Are they breeding?
00:27:07.000 Are they outbreeding us?
00:27:09.000 Anyway, sorry.
00:27:10.000 Long intro to introduce this solipsistic sermon from a simp.
00:27:17.000 I mean, you know, America's not unique in its sins as a country.
00:27:22.000 We're not unique in our evils.
00:27:25.000 I'm trying to get in my pants.
00:27:27.000 I think where we're...
00:27:28.000 It's like a pickup artist is our refusal to acknowledge them and the legends and myths we tell about our inherent, you know, goodness to hide and cover and conceal so that we can maintain a kind of willful ignorance that protects our innocence.
00:27:44.000 See, the thing is that when the Tea Party was happening, we were saying pundits, oh, it's just about economic populism.
00:27:51.000 It's not about race.
00:27:53.000 When people knew, people knew social scientists were already writing that what was driving the Tea Party were anxieties about demographic shifts.
00:28:02.000 That the country was changing.
00:28:03.000 That people were seeing these racially ambiguous babies on Cheerios come up. 0.97
00:28:08.000 That the country wasn't quite feeling like it was a white nation anymore.
00:28:12.000 And people were screaming from the top of their lungs.
00:28:15.000 Yo, this is not just simply economic.
00:28:18.000 At the top of their lungs.
00:28:19.000 Do you mean screaming from the mountaintop?
00:28:21.000 From the belly of the country.
00:28:22.000 See, the thing is, is this.
00:28:24.000 And I'll say this, and I'll take the hit on it.
00:28:27.000 There are communities that have had to bear the brunt of America confronting, white Americans confronting the danger of their innocence.
00:28:35.000 And it happens every generation.
00:28:38.000 So somehow we have to kind of, oh my God, is this who we are?
00:28:42.000 And just again, here's another generation of babies.
00:28:48.000 Think about it.
00:28:48.000 That two-year-old had his bones broken by two parents trying to shield him from being killed.
00:28:56.000 A woman who has been married to this man for as long as I've been on the planet almost lost her husband.
00:29:04.000 For what?
00:29:06.000 And so what we know is that the country has been playing politics for a long time on this hatred.
00:29:13.000 We know this.
00:29:14.000 So it's easy for us to place it all on Donald Trump's shoulders.
00:29:21.000 It's easy for us to place Pittsburgh on his shoulders.
00:29:23.000 It's easy for me to place Charlottesville on his shoulders.
00:29:26.000 It's easy for us to place El Paso on his shoulders.
00:29:29.000 This is us.
00:29:32.000 Damn.
00:29:32.000 And if we're going to get past this, we can't blame it on him.
00:29:37.000 He's a manifestation of the ugliness that's in us.
00:29:42.000 I've had the privilege of growing up in a tradition that didn't believe the myths and the legends because we had to bear the brunt of them.
00:29:47.000 I like, that's my favorite part.
00:29:48.000 Growing up in a tradition of the station of the people.
00:29:55.000 I've had the privilege of growing up in a tradition that didn't believe in the myths and the legends because we had to bear the brunt of them.
00:30:01.000 Either we're going to change Nicole or we're going to do this again.
00:30:05.000 Nicole's fine.
00:30:07.000 And babies are going to have to grow up without mothers and fathers, uncles and aunts.
00:30:15.000 Fact check.
00:30:17.000 Okay, let me just take you back there, Professor Shitstain. 0.50
00:30:21.000 If you're talking about violence and danger and blacks being killed, we're at 20 a day from blacks. 1.00
00:30:26.000 I don't know what the fuck you're talking about with these couple who was on top of a two-year-old.
00:30:30.000 If they've been together longer than you've been around, what, they had a two-year-old when they were 60 years old?
00:30:36.000 My experience in the black community is they tend to have babies earlier in life. 1.00
00:30:39.000 And the overacting, this might be the most racist thing I'll ever say on this show, but I'm sorry.
00:30:45.000 I'm noticing a trend here and blacks overact. 1.00
00:30:48.000 Overacting.
00:30:49.000 Blacking. 0.86
00:30:50.000 And you see this in movies and you see this on TV and you see this with pundits.
00:30:53.000 He's doing a, what's his name?
00:30:56.000 Remember the guy with the wheelchair and the hot tub?
00:31:00.000 Tyler Perry.
00:31:01.000 He's doing a Tyler Perry scene.
00:31:04.000 It's got nothing to do with the news.
00:31:06.000 And I understand this isn't like breaking news.
00:31:08.000 There was a fire over in Fort Worth.
00:31:10.000 But still, it literally does say breaking news, though.
00:31:13.000 Opinion pundits.
00:31:13.000 And the Chiron.
00:31:18.000 It actually does.
00:31:19.000 This is not breaking news.
00:31:21.000 This is not opinion punditry.
00:31:23.000 This is theater.
00:31:25.000 We are watching a play right now.
00:31:27.000 And by the way, he is overacting, but if this was a play, you'd go, that guy's pretty good.
00:31:35.000 Like, he hasn't stuttered or anything.
00:31:38.000 So he's delivering his sermon.
00:31:39.000 And I think he's fake crying at this point.
00:31:41.000 Oh, that's him right there.
00:31:42.000 James, okay, distinguished university professor.
00:31:46.000 Is that common for people to mention they're distinguished?
00:31:49.000 He writes that in his own bile.
00:31:51.000 Hi.
00:31:51.000 You may have heard of me.
00:31:52.000 I'm a distinguished talk show host.
00:31:54.000 I own a network called Censor.tv.
00:31:56.000 I'm very distinguished.
00:31:57.000 Have you ever heard of me?
00:31:59.000 Without mothers and fathers, uncles and aunts, friends.
00:32:05.000 Did Jordan Peel direct this?
00:32:07.000 We're trying to convince white folk to finally leave behind a history that will maybe, maybe, or embrace a history that might set them free from being white. 0.88
00:32:17.000 Finally.
00:32:20.000 You know, there is a grain of truth to that, but it was, will you finally shut up?
00:32:24.000 Like if we elect Obama, will you fuck off and we can move on, please?
00:32:28.000 I'm sorry about slavery.
00:32:30.000 It did suck.
00:32:31.000 Although we were all slaves.
00:32:33.000 The term slav, slave, it's slavic.
00:32:38.000 So we've all been through it, my friend.
00:32:40.000 But we did a black president we didn't even like because we hoped it would mean you would shut up. 0.98
00:32:45.000 But no, don't give blood to a vampire.
00:32:48.000 Look up Jada Pinkett Smith's Oscar So White speech because she acts exactly the same.
00:32:57.000 We are living in a society where the white man is a second-class citizen.
00:33:04.000 These people that scream about racism, scream about bigotry, scream about prejudice, are prejudiced themselves.
00:33:14.000 They talk about diversity, Ryan, but they cannot have a diversity of opinion.
00:33:21.000 Trump supporters murdered in the streets.
00:33:24.000 Black conservatives stabbed three nights ago. 1.00
00:33:28.000 Bevlyn Beattie is in the hospital right now.
00:33:33.000 We are watching an election stolen from us, ripped from our hands.
00:33:39.000 And for what?
00:33:41.000 For socialism.
00:33:43.000 For regressive politics.
00:33:47.000 For lies and trickery and deceit.
00:33:50.000 The media has become a PR firm that works for one party, one party only, and that is the party of destruction.
00:33:58.000 They knowingly bring Antifa into their hearts and give the rest of us hot attacks as they attack this nation night after night for five months of pillaging, 0.55
00:34:14.000 of fires, of looting.
00:34:16.000 And what do they say?
00:34:18.000 What do they say from their own mouths?
00:34:21.000 They say no borders, no wall, no USA at all.
00:34:28.000 This isn't someone who wants to fix this great nation.
00:34:32.000 This is someone who wants to burn it to the ground.
00:34:39.000 Ryan, I'm not having it.
00:34:43.000 If they steal this election, Mugabe style, from our hands, we are going to take it back.
00:34:55.000 We will prosecute.
00:34:58.000 We will catch you red-handed.
00:35:00.000 Black, white, brown, yellow, red.
00:35:03.000 We will catch you red-handed.
00:35:12.000 What'd you think?
00:35:14.000 That was great.
00:35:15.000 I mean...
00:35:16.000 Cut.
00:35:17.000 I'm tearing up.
00:35:18.000 Should we cut?
00:35:19.000 Yes.
00:35:20.000 Stop talking like that, you pretentious tard. 1.00
00:35:23.000 You, sir, distinguished professor, talk like a fag, and your shit is all retarded. 1.00
00:35:32.000 So we have a lot to talk about with election fraud.
00:35:35.000 But before we get to that, I think we need to all need to cleanse our palette from this repetitive coverage and talk about our friend Mr. Ibu.
00:35:48.000 He has been poisoned.
00:35:50.000 Did you hear about this?
00:35:52.000 No.
00:35:53.000 Oh, I think I might have the wrong link for one too.
00:35:55.000 It says YouTube.
00:35:57.000 Oh, no.
00:35:58.000 Okay, let us see.
00:35:59.000 John, this is just the article that you sent to me.
00:36:02.000 Oh, no, no, no.
00:36:03.000 Don't show that.
00:36:04.000 Oh, that is wrong.
00:36:04.000 That is wrong.
00:36:06.000 It's the article you sent to me about Mr. Ibu being poisoned.
00:36:10.000 Yes.
00:36:11.000 It's terrible.
00:36:12.000 Which time?
00:36:13.000 When did this happen?
00:36:14.000 There is a lot of time for him to be poisoned.
00:36:18.000 But the one you sent me, I do not remember.
00:36:21.000 Mr. Ibu sadly narrates how he was poisoned by a trusted staff and left with a hideous pot belly.
00:36:28.000 Now, sorry, the opening song was Johnny by Yami Aled.
00:36:33.000 And the reason that we are focusing on Africa today on this show is because, judging by the elections, we are in the same boat as this continent, Africa.
00:36:42.000 Or as Alicia Key says, her favorite country.
00:36:47.000 And we should get used to it and get to know the culture.
00:36:50.000 So if you know, let's choose one country, Nigeria.
00:36:54.000 If you know Nigerian culture, you know Mr. Ibu.
00:36:57.000 That is played by a man named John Okafour.
00:37:00.000 To be clear, John Okafur has had an illustrious career in what we call Nollywood, Nigerian Hollywood.
00:37:07.000 But his past is incredible.
00:37:09.000 He worked as a hairstylist, ventured into photography, and also worked in a company that produces crates.
00:37:17.000 Distinguished crate maker.
00:37:19.000 Distinguished crates they create with the poo-poo. 1.00
00:37:23.000 After secondary school, he was admitted into the quote-unquote College of Education, where I presume they teach teachings.
00:37:33.000 But he pulled out due to financial difficulties.
00:37:36.000 Anyway, as of late, his enemies put the poison in his mouth twice, two separate times, and it make him bloat up like a bullfrog.
00:37:46.000 He since took medicines and became small again.
00:37:51.000 Do they have any of his quotes in there?
00:37:53.000 It's amazing when he talks about how it happened.
00:37:55.000 I do not know.
00:37:56.000 Well, you need to find the exact one you sent to me.
00:37:59.000 This is the one I sent to you.
00:38:00.000 This is what you sent to me.
00:38:15.000 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:38:17.000 He's speaking English, by the way.
00:38:18.000 That is English, just for the record.
00:38:21.000 I am thinking of a different friend who sent me this article from Guardian.
00:38:27.000 Now, do not be deceived because the URL is guardian.nig, which can sound somewhat like a racial epithet.
00:38:37.000 This is the problem.
00:38:39.000 Niger is Spanish for the word black, I believe.
00:38:44.000 So in Nigeria, you're going to hear some bad words.
00:38:47.000 I sent you the article in...
00:38:50.000 Basically, his friends put the poison, put the poi poi in his mouth.
00:38:56.000 But it's great reading his...
00:38:57.000 He's a very humorless dude when you see him in interviews For being known as Nigeria's Jerry Lewis.
00:39:03.000 He's not very comical.
00:39:07.000 Anyway, I don't take alcohol up till now.
00:39:10.000 Some people say I don't take alcohol, yet my stomach is big.
00:39:14.000 The belly is an idiot. 0.58
00:39:17.000 It was after they gave me that poison, it was bigger than this before.
00:39:20.000 If you had seen it, it was like a foam.
00:39:23.000 I took medicine and it began to come down.
00:39:26.000 Before I wasn't able to see my legs, by the way, you probably can't relate, but as a 50-year-old man, ideally you want to see your penis in the shower.
00:39:35.000 And I am about halfway down the shaft at this point.
00:39:39.000 It is waning.
00:39:40.000 There's only maybe a third of it I cannot see in the shower.
00:39:44.000 That is not good.
00:39:45.000 Oh, that's good.
00:39:46.000 Oh, that is great.
00:39:47.000 You should be able to just, like, maybe make out a tip of the foreskin.
00:39:52.000 They took me to Nui, saying we had a show.
00:39:56.000 They held me there and beat me up.
00:39:57.000 They beat me and then inserted poison in my mouth and ran away, leaving me there.
00:40:02.000 It was my boys and dancers that came out and carried me home.
00:40:07.000 So, Mr. Ibu is, he honestly is like the Seinfeld of Nigeria. 0.94
00:40:14.000 He's the most popular entertainer there.
00:40:16.000 His movies are shockingly bad.
00:40:20.000 Like Mr. Ebu in London.
00:40:22.000 But because we are becoming a third world country, a third world country, and we no longer have elections, we no longer have law and order, right?
00:40:32.000 The looting that we are seeing, which reminds me of when the Hulus were killing the Zulus, who are attacking the Wootsies, who are killing the Tutsis. 1.00
00:40:40.000 Oh, my heart bleeds for Africa.
00:40:43.000 So we have to get to know this culture.
00:40:45.000 And I thought, why not focus on Mr. Ebu's most successful comedy bit that actually involves two amazing jokes in one episode of his shit TV show.
00:40:56.000 I believe it's just called Mr. Ebu.
00:40:58.000 So we have his friend, Papa, who is actually a 38-year-old midget, having, I guess, child sex. 1.00
00:41:08.000 I guess we're about to watch Kitty Porn in this week. 0.99
00:41:10.000 It's his son.
00:41:10.000 This is Nigerian Pizzagate.
00:41:14.000 It's the character's son.
00:41:16.000 And then also a fun little take on the term wash and wear.
00:41:20.000 So I'm going to take you through it because this African culture is our culture now. 0.88
00:41:24.000 And it's time for us to embrace it.
00:41:33.000 I have to share an episode of Mr. Ibu with you.
00:41:37.000 He is very, very hilarious Nigerian comedy.
00:41:40.000 Now this is Papa or his slang that we call him is and he is with a girlfriend but he is too young.
00:41:50.000 That is pedophilia in Nigeria. 0.99
00:41:53.000 So if you want to make fuck with a girl and you are eight then you have to hide her or you will get in trouble.
00:42:01.000 Or if your girlfriend comes by when your father is at work then maybe you can make fuck and then not get caught.
00:42:08.000 It's here in America when you see a grown woman with a child it has a lot of stigma but cultures are different.
00:42:15.000 So anyway this is Muir and his girlfriend he is doing something which we don't do in America which is eat crackers in bed.
00:42:23.000 You ever hear the expression I would not kick her out of bed for eating crackers? 0.67
00:42:28.000 Well Mua was not getting kicked out of bed for eating the cracker and he is telling her all sorts of things about what he will do for her when they make love.
00:42:38.000 You know that when I look straight into your eyes he is so charming.
00:42:46.000 Oh he kisses her.
00:42:50.000 Oh look at the hugs he gives her.
00:42:52.000 Everything you need I will buy it for you.
00:42:54.000 Everything.
00:42:56.000 You buy me dwellings.
00:42:58.000 I will buy you dwellings, goods, badmore, they put you in it.
00:43:04.000 He's such a good actor.
00:43:05.000 I think he might be a grown man but he has a midget syndrome like Garrett Coleman. 1.00
00:43:15.000 Okay, just this is where it gets crazy because his dad, his papa is outside and he's knocking on a door which appears to be a curtain but I guess you can knock on it too.
00:43:25.000 Now stop most in Nigeria most children have a gigantic empty oil drum next to their bed that is capable of carrying and hiding a human being. 1.00
00:43:35.000 This is very common.
00:43:37.000 It's also used for laundry even though the only way they can wash clothes in Nigeria in this shit shack is to use a bucket. 1.00
00:43:45.000 But for some reason you let the laundry pile up until it weighs maybe 300 pounds and then I guess you go and wash your clothes for what must take about 37 hours in a bucket.
00:43:59.000 Mr. Ibu is there at the door.
00:44:04.000 That's his nickname.
00:44:07.000 Get in there you stupid bitch with no shoes. 1.00
00:44:11.000 Nobody has shoes in Nigeria.
00:44:15.000 He's banging on the curtain.
00:44:17.000 Open up this curtain.
00:44:18.000 Why is this curtain locked?
00:44:21.000 And why does it go bang bang?
00:44:23.000 So you cover the mistress, the girl, in the clothes and then you hide that and now pretend you just woke up and you were dreaming.
00:44:41.000 Oh it's more than a curtain.
00:44:42.000 It is a door.
00:44:43.000 Excuse me.
00:44:50.000 Why is there a curtain in front of the door?
00:44:52.000 Why is a cat asleep on the bread?
00:44:56.000 Who was fast asleep?
00:44:57.000 Who was talking with you inside here?
00:44:59.000 Maybe it's me.
00:45:01.000 You notice the xylophone helps add to the comedy of the moment.
00:45:12.000 Thank you, Papa.
00:45:13.000 I've come to take something.
00:45:21.000 Hold on.
00:45:22.000 Pause.
00:45:23.000 Maybe I skipped something.
00:45:25.000 He had to explain the noise he was making when he was eating the cracker and not kicking her out of bed For not eating cracker.
00:45:31.000 So he said that he talks in his sleep and he was the commentator of a soccer match.
00:45:36.000 Now his father says he's come to get something.
00:45:39.000 He came back from work to get something.
00:45:41.000 Maybe a pen.
00:45:46.000 So now he says Mr. Ibu, his papa, he said there was a giant snake.
00:45:52.000 And he goes into that giant laundry drum.
00:46:04.000 Now this snake, it's very common in Nigeria to get a snake in your giant laundry oil drum.
00:46:11.000 And these snakes often weigh about 140 pounds.
00:46:15.000 So when you are lifting the large drum, the laundry drum, it's perfectly normal for it to weigh as much as a human being.
00:46:25.000 Looks like Mura is in trouble now because she's going to pop out. 1.00
00:46:30.000 Very heavy.
00:46:34.000 This is a number one Nigerian comedy in Nigeria.
00:46:37.000 It's one of the biggest comedy shows in Africa.
00:46:40.000 Nice roof.
00:46:42.000 What are you doing?
00:46:43.000 You can see the boom mic in the top left.
00:46:46.000 Where?
00:46:46.000 Watch it.
00:46:48.000 Wait for it.
00:46:49.000 There it is.
00:46:52.000 That is a UFO.
00:46:53.000 He's creeping in.
00:46:54.000 You'll notice in Nigeria we do not need lavs.
00:46:57.000 So all sound is just from the boom.
00:47:00.000 The boom boom.
00:47:02.000 Why is there a curtain in front of the door?
00:47:06.000 If the door works.
00:47:09.000 I think the scene when he comes in through a door is a different place.
00:47:21.000 In Nigeria, this means I'm being serious right now.
00:47:24.000 So for some reason, Papa, Mr. Ibu, is going back into the house.
00:47:30.000 I don't know why.
00:47:31.000 Maybe go back a bit.
00:47:34.000 How do you explain such thing?
00:47:48.000 Be here, be here.
00:47:49.000 Don't allow me to escape.
00:47:52.000 Why are you going back in the house?
00:47:56.000 That was not explained.
00:47:58.000 Slight hole in the plot.
00:48:01.000 She escapes.
00:48:02.000 She has no shoes.
00:48:03.000 The ground must be very hot.
00:48:06.000 You'll notice the security fence.
00:48:08.000 It's basically like a Marriott hotel as far as security goes to protect this.
00:48:14.000 Not sure why you need so much security.
00:48:16.000 I would say if this was my house, you can have it.
00:48:19.000 You can take this awning.
00:48:23.000 He's trying not to laugh, Papa.
00:48:27.000 To be clear, his name is Papa P-A-W-P-A-W, but this is his Papa, P-A-P-A.
00:48:34.000 Very different.
00:48:35.000 That's why we often call him or Dryheave.
00:48:41.000 Where is the snake?
00:48:43.000 See, this is the joke.
00:48:44.000 This is when we call delivering the punchline.
00:48:47.000 This is when we are all laughing.
00:48:49.000 You laugh, laugh, laugh right now.
00:48:52.000 That's not snake.
00:48:53.000 It was his girlfriend who is a pedophile.
00:48:58.000 A normal ritual, and there's no sense in abbreviating this, is to cover yourself with cocoa cream.
00:49:05.000 Cocoa butter to keep you moist.
00:49:07.000 If you have a meeting in town, you obviously cannot have a shower because there's no running water.
00:49:12.000 So to smell nice, you rub yourself with cocoa butter.
00:49:16.000 I want to bless you.
00:49:22.000 Pause.
00:49:24.000 No, no, no.
00:49:24.000 I'm saying in this show, it's good to have a long pause before you deliver a joke.
00:49:29.000 So he is looking at the pants and he has an idea that he's so funny.
00:49:35.000 You're going to die.
00:49:40.000 He's not eaten since Monday.
00:49:45.000 So his father tells him he decides to play a prank on his father because his father has not fed him for days.
00:49:59.000 Wash and wear.
00:49:59.000 You must wash it before you wear it.
00:50:02.000 People will laugh at you.
00:50:04.000 Libal clearly says wash and wear, right?
00:50:07.000 This is how we wash clothes in Nigeria.
00:50:10.000 We just get them wet in a bucket and then twist.
00:50:14.000 I know this is confusing because why would you have a laundry bin as basically as big as that when this is how you do your laundry?
00:50:22.000 You just wash things in a bucket.
00:50:24.000 Help me out, you.
00:50:26.000 That's that strange though.
00:50:32.000 You hear the music?
00:50:33.000 That's the theme song from Mr. Ibu.
00:50:45.000 Shoot the ball.
00:50:47.000 Shoot to kill.
00:50:50.000 There, now he has washed his clothes.
00:50:52.000 Are you getting the joke yet?
00:50:54.000 He's so stupid.
00:50:56.000 That's what you get when you don't feed me for days.
00:51:01.000 Thank you.
00:51:04.000 Oh, classic.
00:51:10.000 That means I got you.
00:51:15.000 It's hard for me to keep a straight face and do my commentary, which I'm supposed to do for this show and explain the joke, but also I'm enjoying the joke.
00:51:23.000 It's so funny.
00:51:26.000 His pants are soaking wet.
00:51:32.000 He has a house meeting in the town to discuss his beautiful home.
00:51:41.000 This is Mua telling him that he is dripping, that he looks fantastic, and he is so cool because he's wearing the latest wash and wear.
00:51:49.000 You see, let me explain something to you.
00:51:51.000 Wash and wear means you don't have to iron it.
00:51:54.000 You can just wash it, let it dry, and put it on and it will not be wrinkled because it's mostly Polyester, which in Nigeria must be like cooking your legs in a microwave, you must stink too, hence the cocoa butter. 1.00
00:52:09.000 So he has on wet pants now because Papa convinced his papa that wash and wear means you can only wear it if you just washed it one second ago.
00:52:20.000 So the joke here is he did not let his pants dry.
00:52:24.000 Now he is going to go outside with wet legs.
00:52:29.000 Classic Nigerian joke. 1.00
00:52:32.000 Wait, what is with that door and the curtain?
00:52:35.000 I cannot figure that out.
00:52:36.000 Why is the curtain there?
00:52:38.000 Why?
00:52:40.000 Why are you gay? 0.99
00:52:44.000 His long wet pants are going under his heels and getting all dirty.
00:53:01.000 So now the shit is going to hit the fan.
00:53:03.000 Look at him walking.
00:53:05.000 People are pointing and laughing.
00:53:07.000 See that man laughing at him?
00:53:09.000 Haha, wet legs. 0.99
00:53:11.000 Because you can just tell when you look at the pants that they are wet.
00:53:13.000 Here we go.
00:53:16.000 Turn it up.
00:53:17.000 How are you?
00:53:17.000 The music is so loud.
00:53:20.000 Thank you.
00:53:20.000 I'm going to our towns meeting.
00:53:22.000 Oh, yes.
00:53:27.000 What is this?
00:53:28.000 What shall I wear?
00:53:29.000 What do you mean by what you wear?
00:53:32.000 Say dear. 0.92
00:53:38.000 You are a foolish man.
00:53:40.000 He's a foolish man.
00:53:40.000 Who told you that what you wear means you will wash your cloth and wear it immediately without letting it dry?
00:53:49.000 Papa, forget your time don't pass now.
00:53:51.000 What time is this?
00:53:53.000 Yes, this is our own time.
00:53:54.000 Who told you that?
00:53:55.000 My son said I should wear it.
00:53:57.000 No.
00:53:58.000 What it means that you should wash your cloth and wear it without ironing it.
00:54:03.000 That will be the meaning of what you're wearing.
00:54:04.000 Who is that, your son?
00:54:06.000 No.
00:54:07.000 Let it dry.
00:54:09.000 Is that one a human being or a ghost?
00:54:13.000 Did you hear that?
00:54:15.000 He says that he is such a prankster that he's almost not a human being.
00:54:19.000 He is a ghost.
00:54:22.000 That's a joke we do in Nigeria. 1.00
00:54:23.000 When someone is mean or play a trick on you, you say, hey, you make me wear wet pants.
00:54:28.000 Are you a human being or a ghost?
00:54:33.000 Classic, Mr. Ibu.
00:54:35.000 Can't you see how people are looking and laughing at you?
00:54:42.000 Luckily, it is 180 degrees a day and those pants are dry by the end of the joke.
00:54:52.000 Mr. Ibu, you are a foolish man.
00:54:55.000 You got tricked by your son who's basically a ghost.
00:55:01.000 You have to go back.
00:55:02.000 You can't go to the meeting.
00:55:07.000 Anyway, I thought this would be a good example to show you that comedy comes in all shapes and sizes.
00:55:14.000 And if a little midget man who is having sex with adults tells you to wear your pants wet, say, hey, ghost, you are not tricking me. 0.99
00:55:32.000 That seemed funnier in my head.
00:55:36.000 Mr. Ibu?
00:55:37.000 It's worth noting, by the way, that that is Mr. Ibu's most concise, Welsh-constructed jokes he's ever done.
00:55:46.000 Mr. Ibu in London, his feature film, is so shockingly bad that you can't understand it.
00:55:54.000 You think they're speaking in their, you know, Swahili, whatever their Aboriginal tongue is.
00:55:59.000 Oh, you got Jada Pinkett Smith?
00:56:00.000 Let's hear her overact. 0.97
00:56:02.000 Here's what I do know.
00:56:08.000 Today is Martin Luther King's birthday.
00:56:11.000 And I can't help but ask the question, is it time that people of color recognize how much power influence that we know?
00:56:27.000 She's in a fucking mansion. 1.00
00:56:28.000 I got a lot of shit for this when I did it on the Kevin McKinnis show.
00:56:31.000 Because there was a monkey actress joke that was a callback to another thing, but everyone took it out of context because they need Nazis. 0.99
00:56:43.000 Beg for love.
00:56:44.000 You're in love.
00:56:46.000 Look at your house.
00:56:47.000 And you're clearly a shitty actress. 1.00
00:56:55.000 Okay, so why do we have an Africa theme on tonight's show?
00:57:00.000 Because of this fucking election, it's Zimbabwean. 0.95
00:57:04.000 We are living in Mugabe times.
00:57:06.000 In fact, in many ways, it's worse.
00:57:08.000 Like we talk about communism, and as Charles C. Johnson pointed out, he goes, at least in communism, you'd go on a gulag, but you'd come back redeemed.
00:57:17.000 My reputation is ruined forever.
00:57:19.000 I'm irredeemable.
00:57:22.000 And as far as the third world and dictatorships go, Mugabe would never say 100%.
00:57:31.000 He'd say, I am winning again the fair elections.
00:57:35.000 I have won 89% of the vote.
00:57:39.000 He would never say 100%, but last night we had magically 139,000 votes appear that were 100% for Biden.
00:57:48.000 There's no such thing as 100%.
00:57:50.000 100% of straight white males do not want to fuck Eva Mendez.
00:57:56.000 It's 99.
00:57:57.000 100% of straight white males do not get a boner when they see Lily Allen wear her blue sailor suit, which now we have to look up. 0.99
00:58:06.000 What percentage of heterosexual red-blooded males think this looks hot and are interested.
00:58:18.000 I would say it's only 97.
00:58:20.000 97.5 think this is heaven on earth.
00:58:26.000 Yikes.
00:58:30.000 I'm getting a little distracted now.
00:58:33.000 Get back to the show.
00:58:34.000 I like the stripes on the top of the stockings.
00:58:37.000 You are not a man.
00:58:38.000 You are a ghost pavat. 1.00
00:58:40.000 Why are you gay? 0.99
00:58:41.000 I agree with that question.
00:58:42.000 So let's just go through some election fraud recently because I'm worried that this African allergy is starting to get a little threadbare. 1.00
00:58:50.000 Go to 1-3.
00:58:51.000 So the word on the street is Fox is about to call Pennsylvania.
00:58:56.000 And I think Fox News is stabbing us in the back.
00:58:58.000 Et tu brute.
00:59:00.000 Insider at Fox News tells me Fox is going to call Pennsylvania soon.
00:59:02.000 They hope for a cascade effect in rest of media.
00:59:06.000 Every national outlet is waiting on Fox to call the race for Biden.
00:59:10.000 I would just like to say that I predicted that Trump would win and Trump has won.
00:59:16.000 And then there would be this pile of mail-in bullshit that would go on forever.
00:59:20.000 I believe I said it would keep going well into January.
00:59:23.000 So we will see.
00:59:25.000 But I'm still batting 10 out of 10.
00:59:30.000 And they're also 1-4 talking about a Georgia recount being likely.
00:59:36.000 Yeah, right now they're tied and it's 99% in.
00:59:39.000 So is Georgia and they're exactly tied?
00:59:42.000 Georgia is not exactly, but.
00:59:44.000 49%.
00:59:45.000 Trump's a smidge cunt of a...
00:59:48.000 Wait, let me see that.
00:59:50.000 Whoa, 49.4, 49.4?
00:59:52.000 Yeah.
00:59:53.000 What is that at?
00:59:53.000 Holy crap.
00:59:55.000 So we're looking at a difference of like 3,000 votes or so?
00:59:59.000 That's nuts.
01:00:01.000 And then what's the other one?
01:00:04.000 Nevada.
01:00:04.000 84% in.
01:00:06.000 Leaning Biden.
01:00:07.000 Trump.
01:00:08.000 And what was it?
01:00:09.000 Remember last night, Arizona was 75% for like 100 years?
01:00:12.000 90% in now.
01:00:14.000 50% for Biden.
01:00:17.000 And go back to the previous one.
01:00:18.000 What was the previous one you were doing?
01:00:20.000 Nevada.
01:00:21.000 Nevada.
01:00:22.000 Nevada.
01:00:23.000 84.
01:00:24.000 Very close.
01:00:25.000 84%.
01:00:26.000 That's a lot of votes.
01:00:28.000 This is harsh.
01:00:29.000 So why would Fox declare anything at this point?
01:00:31.000 Why would you ever, as a news source, declare any state done before it was done?
01:00:37.000 Isn't that fucking weird?
01:00:38.000 What do you think of that, Trump?
01:00:39.000 They're fired.
01:00:40.000 Whoa.
01:00:41.000 The media is fired.
01:00:43.000 This is African media. 0.67
01:00:46.000 Soon, we will have Joe Biden saying that he was poisoned.
01:00:49.000 Can you go back to that, chick? 1.00
01:00:50.000 She seems kind of hot.
01:00:52.000 This one?
01:00:52.000 Yeah.
01:00:53.000 This is not fake.
01:00:54.000 Michigan Attorney General pleads with public to stop telling her staff to shove Sharpies up their butts. 1.00
01:01:02.000 Are highlighters okay asking for a friend?
01:01:07.000 Sharpie's probably one of the nicest things to put up your butt, really.
01:01:10.000 Of course.
01:01:11.000 It's shaped like a suppository.
01:01:13.000 So Twitter, I noticed Twitter moments, they were focusing on all these articles debunking voter fraud.
01:01:21.000 It's not a thing.
01:01:21.000 It doesn't happen.
01:01:22.000 Now, if I was a little more professional, I would show you a montage.
01:01:27.000 Faith Goldie was asking us, can we have a montage of examples of voter fraud happening within the past three days?
01:01:33.000 But we'll just show you them.
01:01:35.000 So what's this guy?
01:01:36.000 Here's one.
01:01:36.000 Wayne Allen Root.
01:01:37.000 He's got a show, I guess, in Nevada.
01:01:39.000 Nevada, rotten to the core.
01:01:40.000 My fans voted for real Donald Trump two weeks ago.
01:01:43.000 Checked ballot online, still not counted.
01:01:46.000 Many of our friends say same thing, not counted.
01:01:49.000 Why?
01:01:50.000 Because they voted GOP?
01:01:52.000 Nevada's voter system that shows not counted.
01:01:59.000 Coincidence, it's 100% GOP voters not counted.
01:02:02.000 That can't be a coincidence.
01:02:04.000 What's going on here?
01:02:05.000 We're having tricaster probes?
01:02:07.000 Yeah, I am readjusting the cooling system.
01:02:10.000 But it's not making that loud sound.
01:02:13.000 Here in Africa, equipment does not always work.
01:02:17.000 It's always breaking down.
01:02:24.000 Can you believe that shithole house, and I know it's a set and it's a TV show or whatever, but can you believe the security you need in Africa? 1.00
01:02:33.000 You got these giant iron gates and walls that look more intense than what surrounds de Blasio's house right now in New York City.
01:02:43.000 Gracie Mansion has more security than that shit shack.
01:02:49.000 What is it?
01:02:50.000 The only thing of value is a fridge.
01:02:53.000 What are you doing?
01:02:54.000 You're blowing on the TriCaster?
01:02:56.000 Oh, we are African.
01:02:58.000 Actually, now that we are an African nation, all of Ryan's stupidity seems pretty reasonable.
01:03:05.000 I'm basically a genius.
01:03:07.000 Went to the school of...
01:03:08.000 Yeah, it's like idiocracy.
01:03:11.000 So, yeah, Nevada's rotten. 1.00
01:03:13.000 Twitter is determined to show you voter.
01:03:15.000 I talked to a guy in a bar the other day, blue-collar dude, right-wing, who says it's not a thing.
01:03:21.000 But Veritas has been covering this forever, and they keep getting deeper and deeper, especially now.
01:03:28.000 But they're petrified of the mainstream media is petrified of going near Veritas.
01:03:34.000 In fact, they call him discredited all the time, even though that's never happened.
01:03:37.000 But go to 1.6.
01:03:44.000 What is happening in Michigan is beyond corrupted whistleblower within the USPS says he was ordered by his supervisor to illegally backdate newly found ballots to November 3rd, 2020.
01:03:54.000 What is this if not blatant voter fraud?
01:03:57.000 Now, the USPS, what do they call them, the internal postal service dudes?
01:04:03.000 They have their own like FBI, Inspector General, whatever they're called.
01:04:07.000 They are, because of this, they are looking into it.
01:04:10.000 But turn it up.
01:04:11.000 Turn it up.
01:04:12.000 I work in the Traverse City Post Office, more specifically the Barlow Branch.
01:04:16.000 Your boss told you and your colleague something that shocked you this morning.
01:04:20.000 What was it?
01:04:20.000 We were issued a directive this morning to collect any ballots we find in mailboxes, collection boxes, just outgoing mail in general, separate them at the end of the day so that they could hand-stamp them with the previous day's date.
01:04:36.000 Today is November 4th for clarification.
01:04:38.000 Who is your boss?
01:04:40.000 What is his title?
01:04:41.000 Jonathan will be a direct supervisor, yes.
01:04:43.000 As of right now, he is the opening supervisor for the Barlow Branch Post Office.
01:04:48.000 So I, and Mrs. Anander, or carry you down in another office, suddenly watch the postmaster doing it.
01:04:57.000 If it were just a typical day, it would be clerks doing it up at the distribution center.
01:05:02.000 So 8 p.m.
01:05:03.000 Election Day, November 3rd.
01:05:06.000 The Court of Appeals ruled ballots have to be received by that time.
01:05:10.000 And what were you told?
01:05:11.000 Just suffering today so they could mark them on yesterday's day and send them to the express system to wherever they need them to go.
01:05:17.000 This appears to be an attempt to circumvent Michigan law and allow late votes.
01:05:21.000 And you said there was a hamper where letter carriers were supposed to leave their ballots.
01:05:25.000 Where are the ballots now?
01:05:26.000 They were putting them into express bags to go to the distribution center.
01:05:31.000 In regards to a hamper, there is a standard hamper that all letter mails are supposed to go to, and they had a tub next to it that we were supposed to put any ballots collected today into.
01:05:39.000 What made you come forward?
01:05:42.000 That's sketchy.
01:05:43.000 I don't like sketchy, and it screams corruption.
01:05:46.000 Also, knowing the post office's leanings politically, it didn't seem quite right.
01:05:51.000 Dumb Trump to fuck with the postal service right before a major mail-in election and call them assholes.
01:05:58.000 I guess he was trying to prevent this.
01:06:00.000 Yes.
01:06:01.000 So if you look at 1.7, they are looking into it.
01:06:04.000 But then again, just being called assholes wouldn't make you be an evil asshole.
01:06:10.000 I think the chicken and the egg thing kind of falls short there.
01:06:15.000 Huge update.
01:06:16.000 We just got, Project Veritas asked, we just got contacted by the Office of the Inspector General, who is aware of this video inside the post office in Michigan, and the whistleblower, who is discussing, showing how the ballots were backdated to November 3rd, even though they're accepted November 4th.
01:06:33.000 Huge update.
01:06:34.000 The Inspector General tells us they're aware of this.
01:06:37.000 It falls under their jurisdiction.
01:06:39.000 They're assessing whether to investigate.
01:06:41.000 This whistleblower in Michigan is a patriot and a hero.
01:06:46.000 He doesn't fear retaliation.
01:06:48.000 He cares more about his country and what they're doing illegally there in Michigan, counting the votes illegally, and he cares about his own well-being and safety.
01:06:57.000 And there's many more like him.
01:06:59.000 And we want you guys to come forward.
01:07:01.000 The honest post- See, that guy was someone who managed to not get fired, not get in trouble, but he was still brave and didn't stop fighting.
01:07:09.000 Fleckis is a great thing to follow.
01:07:10.000 Well, actually, go to 1.9, sorry.
01:07:14.000 This thread is fascinating.
01:07:17.000 So my friend John Walton died in July of 2019.
01:07:21.000 According to taxballot.org, he voted on October 24th.
01:07:26.000 And then you scroll down and you see person after person, time after time, of people talking about dead people voting.
01:07:40.000 So I'm making this video.
01:07:42.000 This morning I had watched the press conference that took place in Las Vegas over, you know, the ballot fraud.
01:07:51.000 And I thought, well, my grandmother passed away in September.
01:07:55.000 I wonder if I should look hers up and see if it shows up.
01:08:00.000 So I went to ballot tracks and pulled up her information or placed her information in.
01:08:08.000 And lo and behold, it shows up that she voted in the general election and thanks her for her vote.
01:08:15.000 And she died early September.
01:08:18.000 My family's still going through a grieving process, and I was taken back, and my grandfather was taken back.
01:08:27.000 My mom was taken back.
01:08:28.000 Taken aback.
01:08:29.000 You know, it's...
01:08:32.000 You just don't...
01:08:33.000 You don't expect...
01:08:34.000 You don't expect this.
01:08:35.000 You don't expect this.
01:08:37.000 She was kind of hamming it up towards the end there, too, a little bit.
01:08:39.000 I think she's looking for a lawsuit. 1.00
01:08:41.000 We're all turning into Tyler Perry.
01:08:42.000 She's looking for a little bit of settlement money. 1.00
01:08:44.000 Oh, I see.
01:08:45.000 Grieving.
01:08:46.000 So, yeah, Fleckis is a great resource in all this.
01:08:50.000 20.
01:08:51.000 Isn't it funny how Andy knows Twitter feed?
01:08:53.000 Like, you go, Antifa killed someone last night.
01:08:55.000 You go, big deal.
01:08:56.000 We're in the Congo.
01:08:59.000 So, and another 120-year-old Terry Mathis, born 1900, apparently voted via absentee ballot in Wayne County, Michigan as well.
01:09:06.000 It gets crazier.
01:09:07.000 It says this person applied for an absentee ballot on 11-220.
01:09:12.000 The ballot was then sent out and returned the same day.
01:09:16.000 What?
01:09:16.000 How?
01:09:18.000 And what Fleckis does is he goes on these sites and actually votes as dead people, or at least sets it up like he's voting for a dead person.
01:09:27.000 You can plug in that myself.
01:09:29.000 He goes, you can do it yourself.
01:09:33.000 Here's me plugging it in myself.
01:09:42.000 1900.
01:09:44.000 How do we know he's not a thousand years old?
01:09:49.000 120 years old.
01:09:55.000 Application received.
01:09:58.000 I want to vote for Joe Biden.
01:10:05.000 Died in 1984.
01:10:06.000 Wow.
01:10:07.000 I'm going to check.
01:10:09.000 Do you have any dead ones?
01:10:10.000 Yeah, you got some deads.
01:10:12.000 You got some deads?
01:10:13.000 With COVID, we must have a lot of deads.
01:10:15.000 Maybe that...
01:10:16.000 Wait a minute.
01:10:17.000 Here's something conspiratorial.
01:10:18.000 Maybe the left pushed COVID so they could kill 200,000 people so they could have 200,000 people vote.
01:10:25.000 How many of that 138,000 that voted all for Biden were dead COVID people? 0.97
01:10:32.000 Ooh.
01:10:35.000 Write this down.
01:10:36.000 That might be something we put on as a separate clip.
01:10:39.000 Oh.
01:10:41.000 Dead voters.
01:10:42.000 Yeah, the time.
01:10:43.000 Mark the time.
01:10:46.000 And here's another interesting thing, too.
01:10:47.000 One, the slower the count goes, the better it is for Biden.
01:10:50.000 Why is that?
01:10:53.000 This is all very Mugabe.
01:10:54.000 This is all very Afrikaan.
01:11:02.000 Florida counted 10.5 million ballots in 24 hours.
01:11:04.000 Trump won 51.48.
01:11:06.000 Georgia has taken down, has taken two days to count 4.8 million votes, and Trump's margin is shrinking.
01:11:12.000 It's remarkable how Biden performs the best in states where counting takes more time.
01:11:18.000 It certainly is.
01:11:21.000 Now, I have a million examples of people.
01:11:23.000 We actually have videos of people sabotaging ballots.
01:11:25.000 You can see it.
01:11:27.000 So I could have made a huge montage.
01:11:29.000 But anyway, let's just go through them one more.
01:11:31.000 What's 2-2 there?
01:11:32.000 Wait, somebody says this is a lie, but they posted it later.
01:11:37.000 So hold on a second here.
01:11:38.000 Fleckis doesn't lie.
01:11:40.000 So, but he did it.
01:11:41.000 You saw it, the video there.
01:11:43.000 Yeah.
01:11:43.000 So that was 22 hours ago, and this person posts it at 2:53 o'clock.
01:11:49.000 So, yeah, maybe they.
01:11:50.000 2:53 o'clock.
01:11:51.000 I am still succeeded just now.
01:11:53.000 Just worked for me.
01:11:57.000 They removed that.
01:11:57.000 Yeah.
01:11:58.000 You know?
01:11:59.000 Okay, so go to 2-2.
01:12:02.000 This might be my favorite one where some black dude is giving ballots the finger. 1.00
01:12:05.000 Disman 2-2?
01:12:06.000 No, this one is amazing, though.
01:12:08.000 Look at them.
01:12:10.000 Like, the fact that this photo exists and they're so proud, that's what's amazing about this picture.
01:12:16.000 Is that they're just like, that you would put Biden on your face to go count ballots and think this is not a big deal.
01:12:26.000 That's what's amazing.
01:12:27.000 Not so much that they're doing it, but that they don't know that they're doing anything wrong.
01:12:32.000 What about Elijah Schaefer showing that woman who said, I swear as a ballot counter to burn every she's since taken that down, but he screensaved it.
01:12:42.000 What do you think of that, Trump?
01:12:44.000 Right now, I'm too busy making America great again.
01:12:47.000 Oh, okay.
01:12:47.000 That's true.
01:12:48.000 He's busy.
01:12:49.000 Just a reminder, she deleted this.
01:12:51.000 Bad things are happening in Philadelphia as a poll worker.
01:12:54.000 I swear under oath to overthrow all Trump ballots when I'm counting them.
01:12:56.000 See, this is...
01:12:57.000 It's the arrogance that's shocking about all this.
01:13:03.000 Stocking up for working the polls.
01:13:08.000 Dude, you are dumb.
01:13:11.000 Did you do 2-2 yet?
01:13:14.000 Yeah, go 2-3.
01:13:17.000 106.
01:13:23.000 I never heard of National File before, but they're doing a great job.
01:13:28.000 Patrick Howey has the story and joins me from NationalFile.com now.
01:13:33.000 Wow, Patrick, I'm wondering if you're sleeping these days with all the news that you're breaking at National File.
01:13:40.000 So scoop us.
01:13:41.000 What is going on here?
01:13:42.000 We know they were trying to steal Pennsylvania and Florida.
01:13:45.000 We talked about that last week.
01:13:47.000 They got caught in Minnesota, so they may have to back off.
01:13:50.000 But Texas, they've been caught in Texas now.
01:13:53.000 Well, I sleep with one eye open, Owen.
01:13:55.000 And one of my sources on this story has had some very dangerous situations.
01:14:00.000 These people play dirty. 0.74
01:14:01.000 Now, what happens here is this voter fraud ring has been going on for a while.
01:14:06.000 There is a number of people who have already been indicted in Gregg County.
01:14:14.000 Now, by Attorney General Paxton, stemming back from 2018 when they were doing this, Harris County, they were doing this.
01:14:20.000 They were caught on tape going into the nursing homes, getting the nursing home residents to sign off their ex.
01:14:25.000 A nursing home resident was even denied food until he or she agreed to vote for the candidate that the nursing home was forcing them to vote for.
01:14:33.000 So this has been going on, and this has been going on under the watch of a man named Dallas Jones, who was recently hired to be the Texas political director for the Joe Biden campaign.
01:14:42.000 On Saturday, over a week ago, Dallas Jones disappeared.
01:14:46.000 He's usually a public guy.
01:14:48.000 He's usually like the mayor of Harris County.
01:14:50.000 He's out there shaking hands.
01:14:53.000 He disappeared.
01:14:54.000 We have numerous sources saying that he was picked up by the FBI.
01:14:58.000 Sources within the FBI told us that he wasn't necessarily picked up, but implied that he was interrogated voluntarily.
01:15:06.000 So, you know, my FBI source says, look, when you interrogate somebody like this, you put them up in a hotel, you sequester them, and then the interrogation goes on for days.
01:15:17.000 Now, yesterday, on Sunday, Dallas Jones was spotted for the first time in over a week at the Fountain of Praise Church in Houston.
01:15:25.000 So this is the first time we've seen Dallas Jones.
01:15:27.000 There are rumors that the Joe Biden campaign has technically fired him for damage control reasons.
01:15:34.000 But here's what's really going on.
01:15:35.000 The FBI has been investigating this.
01:15:38.000 I know that for a fact.
01:15:39.000 The FBI knows exactly what's going on with the fake IDs and the fraudulent voting and the fraudulent drive-through voting.
01:15:46.000 They are trying to do their bare minimum to try to stop this as FBI agents while keeping it silent, while trying to not get it out into the press, while massaging the reporters there, the Democrat reporters in Houston, Texas,
01:16:01.000 not to talk about it.
01:16:02.000 And then we see Chris Ray coming out saying, oh, the reports of voter fraud are the Iranians.
01:16:07.000 It's Iranian disinformation, sending a message to the rank and file agents.
01:16:11.000 Shut up about these investigations.
01:16:13.000 And if anybody talks about voter fraud, then it's Iran who's spreading that kind of misinformation. 0.50
01:16:18.000 So the orders are coming down from the top from the FBI.
01:16:21.000 Shut up about this stuff.
01:16:22.000 But I'm not going to.
01:16:24.000 Well, Chris Ray, at this point, to me is.
01:16:28.000 Is this ringing any bells?
01:16:32.000 This is a third world country.
01:16:34.000 This is how we behave in Zimbabwean dictatorships.
01:16:40.000 That's awesome.
01:16:42.000 Arizona's back in play, apparently.
01:16:44.000 2-4.
01:16:46.000 Fucking 2-4.
01:16:47.000 2-4.
01:16:48.000 Fucking 2-4, fuck.
01:16:49.000 It's a fucking 2-4.
01:16:52.000 That's a good idea.
01:16:53.000 An African hoser. 1.00
01:16:54.000 Look at fucking McGuinness over here with a 2-4 under his arm, fucking.
01:16:59.000 Smoking a fucking dot.
01:17:00.000 He is out for a rip.
01:17:03.000 Just going to send it.
01:17:08.000 Arizona Secretary of State prolongs results until tomorrow.
01:17:10.000 And that's something I meant to bring up.
01:17:12.000 I'm glad I'm reminded.
01:17:14.000 If there's any major information, like we get Arizona, we get Nevada, we get Georgia, we will be coming back on the show.
01:17:24.000 I know technically I'm not supposed to be here until Monday, but we will not be letting you down.
01:17:30.000 We will be giving you our two cents.
01:17:32.000 So if it's Sunday night, if it's Saturday morning, if we get a major state, obviously if there's a win, we will be coming back on the air and going live.
01:17:43.000 But this whole show should really have just been this graph.
01:17:47.000 2-5.
01:17:49.000 This is it.
01:17:51.000 This is it, folks.
01:17:52.000 This is why we are Africa.
01:17:55.000 Republican votes were going great.
01:17:57.000 Democrats were losing.
01:17:58.000 Tighter than I thought it would be.
01:17:59.000 I have to admit.
01:18:00.000 I thought it would be more of a landslide.
01:18:02.000 But then while we were sleeping, look at the times there.
01:18:07.000 So it was like 5 in the morning.
01:18:09.000 Who's awake at 5 in the morning?
01:18:12.000 And we go from, these should be reversed as far as order goes, but 83% at 6.59.
01:18:21.000 Oh, no, sorry, that's 6.59.
01:18:22.000 So, wait a minute.
01:18:23.000 Total presidential votes for each party so far with 83% of Michigan's expected vote counted as of 6.59 a.m. on November 4th.
01:18:33.000 But then 6.23 on November 4th.
01:18:37.000 Oh, sorry, that's Wisconsin and Michigan.
01:18:39.000 I'm sorry.
01:18:39.000 I'm sorry.
01:18:39.000 I'm sorry.
01:18:40.000 So, yeah.
01:18:42.000 In both cases, right when it was looking hopeless for the Dems in Wisconsin and Michigan at 6.23 and 7 a.m., there's a massive L-shaped bump where the Democrats start kicking ass and taking names.
01:18:59.000 How unusual.
01:19:02.000 Go to 2.6.
01:19:04.000 Benny Johnson, of course, captures it beautifully when he says this is Biden's new logo.
01:19:12.000 I mean, that's everything.
01:19:14.000 If you ever want to sort of do an icon or an avatar of this fucked up election and why we're Africa, that's what it is.
01:19:23.000 Oh, Steve Bannon's banned, by the way.
01:19:26.000 You see that?
01:19:26.000 2-9?
01:19:27.000 The war room is kicked off YouTube?
01:19:33.000 Cassandra Fairbanks.
01:19:34.000 Breaking.
01:19:35.000 Steve Bannon's War Room banned by YouTube and Twitter at nearly the same time.
01:19:39.000 Wouldn't be great if we got him and Raheem Kassan on censory?
01:19:43.000 Yes.
01:19:47.000 So we, yeah, we shoot between 2.6 and 2.7.
01:19:50.000 Everyone's seen this, right?
01:19:51.000 This Indian who spat in the cops' face? 0.94
01:19:54.000 Yes.
01:19:55.000 Okay, no, it is.
01:19:56.000 Okay, I found it.
01:19:59.000 The Indians, they spit the poo-poo at the cops. 1.00
01:20:02.000 But it is the clear poo-poo fish.
01:20:03.000 You've seen this, right?
01:20:04.000 Yes.
01:20:05.000 Yeah, everyone's seen this.
01:20:23.000 So, you see what happened there?
01:20:24.000 She spat on him and it took a second for him to feel the moisture.
01:20:27.000 And he's like, oh shit, that spit. 0.97
01:20:29.000 And I've talked to a lot of cops.
01:20:30.000 You can bite them, scratch them, but for some reason, spit does well in court.
01:20:37.000 Everything else, they go, well, you should have made, that's the job you chose.
01:20:40.000 She will not do good in court.
01:20:43.000 She's probably rich. 0.95
01:20:44.000 She was a, I think she was an intern for Jerry.
01:20:47.000 Jerry, what's the guy?
01:20:49.000 Nadler?
01:20:49.000 Jerry Nadler.
01:20:50.000 She was an intern for Jerry Nadler.
01:20:54.000 She's got a raise. 1.00
01:20:55.000 I thought this was funny.
01:20:55.000 So BuzzFeed, we're cheering an anti-Trump demo.
01:20:58.000 This is 2-7.
01:21:03.000 Look at her.
01:21:04.000 They're all the same.
01:21:05.000 These ugly spinsters. 1.00
01:21:08.000 Click on the next one, though, first.
01:21:11.000 Look at her.
01:21:12.000 Look at her.
01:21:15.000 Who fucks you? 1.00
01:21:16.000 Men fuck you at 3 in the morning and then they leave. 0.94
01:21:21.000 That's so sad.
01:21:23.000 So, incredible job by the Every Vote Counts protest across the road who pumped up Beyonce's party so not one word could be heard of Pam Bondi's speech. 1.00
01:21:32.000 Amber, when there's a big crowd, but people have mics near them, everyone hears the speech.
01:21:41.000 Pam Bondi probably couldn't hear it very well because everyone was screaming, but microphones work like this. 1.00
01:21:46.000 If there was construction going on in our, you know, if our office next door, the Chinese merchants, whatever the hell they are, if they were destroying their office right now with sledgehammers, you probably wouldn't hear it on this mic. 1.00
01:21:59.000 That's how microphones work.
01:22:01.000 They're directional.
01:22:03.000 So everyone heard the speech.
01:22:04.000 In fact, I think if you scroll down, you can hear the speech.
01:22:11.000 With former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi, as you can see in the center of your screen there, and Campbellian Senior Advisor Corey Wandowski, screen left.
01:22:20.000 This is.
01:22:21.000 We're now beginning.
01:23:02.000 The fact they got Pennsylvania when Biden said, I'm going to abolish all your jobs.
01:23:07.000 That alone.
01:23:08.000 The big takeaway for this show is the graph.
01:23:11.000 That's an African graph. 0.91
01:23:13.000 But I got lost in a little hole there with that BuzzFeed chick, and I was looking at BuzzFeed people.
01:23:20.000 Do you know they ask for money?
01:23:23.000 One of the guys at my gym was asked to do a fight for charity.
01:23:27.000 And he's like, yeah, okay, I'll do it.
01:23:29.000 When is it?
01:23:30.000 It's like in three days.
01:23:31.000 Oh, okay.
01:23:32.000 What's it for?
01:23:33.000 Like kids with cancer, homeless people, after-school programs?
01:23:40.000 No, it's for this gym.
01:23:41.000 They need money.
01:23:42.000 What?
01:23:43.000 It's not even his gym.
01:23:45.000 They expect him to do a fight for charity for some gym that would like to raise money for itself.
01:23:51.000 Like asking for charity is embarrassing.
01:23:53.000 I would do it if, you know, my children were starving and had hunger pains and I, I don't know, I feel like I would get involved in crime before that.
01:24:00.000 I might start dealing drugs.
01:24:01.000 But anyway, it's conceivable that I would ask for charity if we were in like some weird Bosnian war where I couldn't work at McDonald's or do anything.
01:24:12.000 But it's like number 3,042 on the to-do list.
01:24:18.000 But BuzzFeed, which is supposed to be a news source like the New York Times, whatever, they just ask for money.
01:24:25.000 Look at 2.8.
01:24:28.000 This is the weirdest thing.
01:24:32.000 Our whole entire newsroom has been busting butts to bring quick and accurate election coverage to a website near you.
01:24:40.000 So I personally think y'all should give us a little bit of money to support our work.
01:24:47.000 Isn't that fucking weird?
01:24:49.000 Now click on it.
01:24:51.000 Become a BuzzFeed member.
01:24:53.000 Whatever the hell that means.
01:24:54.000 $5 a month, $100 per year.
01:24:57.000 What are you giving us?
01:24:58.000 But you already have ads and shit.
01:25:01.000 You're already supposed to be a thing.
01:25:02.000 And by the way, you're not censored.
01:25:04.000 Like, say, censored.tv, where we're given no other options.
01:25:09.000 Isn't that bizarre?
01:25:11.000 Weird.
01:25:12.000 I've never seen that before.
01:25:14.000 No, me neither.
01:25:15.000 That is weird to me.
01:25:16.000 That is like the poo-poo. 1.00
01:25:18.000 Oh, yes.
01:25:18.000 What do you got there?
01:25:21.000 It's a millennial joke.
01:25:23.000 We just got a letter.
01:25:25.000 We just got a letter.
01:25:27.000 We just got a letter.
01:25:33.000 He's so happy.
01:25:35.000 You know what?
01:25:35.000 I know a secret about that guy.
01:25:37.000 What?
01:25:37.000 I knew a chick that was fucking him.
01:25:40.000 Super hot, slightly chubby Asian girl. 1.00
01:25:44.000 He was a fucking raging pothead, apparently.
01:25:48.000 Allegedly.
01:25:48.000 I remember hearing that.
01:25:49.000 Oh, you heard that too?
01:25:50.000 Yes.
01:25:51.000 Allegedly.
01:25:52.000 Oh, wow.
01:25:53.000 Don't sue me.
01:25:53.000 He got a little Moby-ish in his life.
01:25:55.000 Oh, he went bald.
01:25:57.000 I am not the Blues Clues man.
01:25:59.000 Nah, you are.
01:26:00.000 He embraced the bald.
01:26:01.000 You know what a barmaid said to me the other day? 0.96
01:26:04.000 There was some bald dude on TV, and I go, bald.
01:26:07.000 That would suck to be bald.
01:26:08.000 And she goes, I'd rather be single, to be honest.
01:26:11.000 Oh, shit.
01:26:12.000 Isn't that harsh?
01:26:13.000 Damn.
01:26:14.000 Or you can just put a wool hat on, like Tim Poole.
01:26:17.000 Look at that.
01:26:18.000 Listen, ma'am.
01:26:19.000 If your follicular count is going down, I get it.
01:26:22.000 Put the beanie on, ma'am. 0.99
01:26:23.000 All right, I guess we're done.
01:26:24.000 Like, let's look up political.
01:26:25.000 Let's watch Fox News.
01:26:27.000 Maybe we'll check the mail, but it's time to wrap it up here, I believe.
01:26:30.000 Okay.
01:26:30.000 Do we have a final video?
01:26:31.000 Yeah, we should we boycott Fox News if they do, if they call whatever it is, Georgia.
01:26:40.000 Pennsylvania for what just happened?
01:26:44.000 If they call Pennsylvania for a while.
01:26:45.000 That looked like a lot of red just there.
01:26:47.000 Is that extra red?
01:26:49.000 No.
01:26:49.000 No.
01:26:50.000 Nevada's looking pretty darn blue.
01:26:55.000 When are we going to fucking know?
01:26:56.000 Remember when Election Day was a day? 0.81
01:27:00.000 Like, we did a six-hour show on, was it Tuesday?
01:27:05.000 And barely scratched the surface.
01:27:08.000 Florida Trump.
01:27:10.000 If Biden really had this, this would not be happening.
01:27:14.000 About how this election has been played from the bad poll to the city.
01:27:18.000 I called this, I said we would be dragged through the mud for months after the election.
01:27:23.000 Remember that.
01:27:25.000 I'll go dig it up.
01:27:26.000 Oh, what about that?
01:27:28.000 Oh, what about that?
01:27:29.000 What do they call it?
01:27:30.000 What did they call it?
01:27:31.000 That thing I sent you, the guy with the numbers in this chart.
01:27:36.000 I sent it to you, so I'm going to go to my sent.
01:27:39.000 You sent it to me via email or text?
01:27:41.000 I did.
01:27:42.000 Email.
01:27:43.000 Oh, dear.
01:27:46.000 My wife just sent me the stupidest text. 1.00
01:27:51.000 I'm having such a nice needed time.
01:27:55.000 I guess I should.
01:27:59.000 She has friends over.
01:28:04.000 Here we go.
01:28:05.000 Let's talk the actual math of the Arizona vote, where it stands right now and what the trends are.
01:28:10.000 There's 605,000 outstanding votes, an enormous amount of votes still to be cast.
01:28:15.000 Right now, we have a deficit of 93,000 votes.
01:28:18.000 Biden is clearly leading.
01:28:19.000 But here's the thing.
01:28:20.000 These votes that are outstanding are mostly Election Day votes.
01:28:24.000 POTUS needs to win 58% of these remaining votes to make up for this deficit.
01:28:29.000 Here's the Election Day trend in Maricopa County, which is by far the biggest county where Phoenix is.
01:28:35.000 62%.
01:28:36.000 You see Arizona as like a 2A state.
01:28:38.000 Don't you?
01:28:39.000 Yeah.
01:28:40.000 I think you can walk into a fucking gun store, and if you have an Arizona driver's license, you walk out with a handgun.
01:28:48.000 No shit.
01:28:50.000 That we're going to eclipse the level we need and actually substantially win Arizona.
01:28:55.000 But in addition to that, these votes are not all from Maricopa.
01:28:57.000 They're also from the rural counties of Arizona where we're doing much better than 62%, even into the 70s.
01:29:03.000 So the math suggests strongly that we are going to win Arizona and we will know as soon as Friday.
01:29:10.000 Because of that, it's reprehensible for any news organization, Fox or AP, to call this state at this premature juncture.
01:29:17.000 The president is that news, Max?
01:29:20.000 I don't know what.
01:29:21.000 I think that might be just him.
01:29:23.000 Is that just him?
01:29:24.000 I don't know, Ryan.
01:29:25.000 Like, click on the thing.
01:29:27.000 There was no bridge.
01:29:29.000 Steve Cortez.
01:29:29.000 It wasn't Steve Cortez.
01:29:32.000 Propaganda.
01:29:33.000 I don't think you would promote a guy if it wasn't part of your network.
01:29:37.000 So go up to the top.
01:29:39.000 Voice of the Deplorables, Happy Warrior, C-Man. 0.50
01:29:42.000 MAGA County.
01:29:44.000 So maybe it's a Trump thing?
01:29:45.000 He's a Trump campaign guy.
01:29:47.000 He's like in his cab in it.
01:29:50.000 Okay.
01:29:51.000 Cab, ain't it?
01:29:53.000 I sent you an email just recently, like one second ago.
01:29:57.000 I'm about to pee my pants.
01:29:58.000 Oh, go ahead.
01:29:59.000 You can pee.
01:30:01.000 Is this a video?
01:30:02.000 Let me show that while I pee.
01:30:03.000 Okay.
01:30:08.000 The bipartisan commission chaired by Jimmy Carter and James Baker said back in 2009 that mail-in voting is fraught with the risk of fraud and coercion.
01:30:20.000 Since then, until this administration.
01:30:23.000 Sorry, I haven't proved it.
01:30:24.000 Let me talk.
01:30:25.000 In the newspapers, in networks, academic studies saying it is open to fraud and coercion.
01:30:33.000 The only time the narrative changed is after this administration came in.
01:30:37.000 Elections that have been held with mail have found substantial fraud and coercion.
01:30:42.000 As far as widespread fraud, we haven't seen that since.
01:30:46.000 Well, we haven't had the kind of widespread use of mail in ballots that's being proposed.
01:30:50.000 We've had absentee ballots from people who request them from a specific address.
01:30:55.000 Now what we're talking about is mailing them to everyone on the voter list when everyone knows those Voter lists are inaccurate.
01:31:01.000 People trying to change the rules to this methodology, which, as a matter of logic, is very open to fraud and coercion, is reckless and dangerous.
01:31:11.000 And people are playing with fire.
01:31:18.000 All right.
01:31:19.000 Let's do a brief mailbag.
01:31:22.000 We have no new news.
01:31:23.000 The reason we did this show live was just in case something broke, but ain't nothing breaking.
01:31:28.000 No.
01:31:28.000 If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
01:31:29.000 They said by noon today we were supposed to get us.
01:31:31.000 Yeah, we were supposed to get Nevada at noon.
01:31:34.000 How can you record 150 million votes in five hours and then take several days to complete the last few hundred thousand?
01:31:45.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
01:31:50.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbox.
01:31:55.000 Let me touch it.
01:31:57.000 We never let him touch it.
01:31:59.000 I'm only going to do election stuff.
01:32:03.000 That guy only looked at the white woman.
01:32:05.000 He didn't look at one of them men.
01:32:06.000 You're right about women, Gavin. 1.00
01:32:08.000 That guy only...
01:32:09.000 Oh, the guy we just saw.
01:32:12.000 Yeah, that's a good point.
01:32:14.000 And you notice how easily the men work out?
01:32:16.000 I think the reason I'm known as a Nazi and a racist is because I don't put up with black bullshit. 1.00
01:32:21.000 Like, I treat black people like equals.
01:32:24.000 So when a black person goes, do you know what I've been through? 0.99
01:32:27.000 I go, fuck off.
01:32:29.000 While everyone else is like, mm, mm-hmm.
01:32:32.000 Yeah.
01:32:33.000 It might be part of being an immigrant, being a Canadian, being a British guy.
01:32:38.000 I just hear one group whining and I go, what the fuck are you whining about?
01:32:42.000 And that's a sin.
01:32:43.000 You know, he touched the guy, though, right?
01:32:44.000 When he made his point, he was like, he's like, we need to get off his shoulders.
01:32:48.000 They love touching a guy while they make me.
01:32:51.000 I would just, like, I would hope that if I was on that show and some guy did that, I'd go, get the fuck off me, Tyler Perry.
01:32:59.000 Three nights of live.
01:33:00.000 I could get used to this.
01:33:01.000 Gav.
01:33:02.000 By the way, from now on, Wednesdays are just calls.
01:33:09.000 Whoa, really?
01:33:10.000 Yeah.
01:33:11.000 Oh.
01:33:12.000 Oh, you horny yet?
01:33:17.000 This just came in.
01:33:18.000 Alex Jones shows up in.
01:33:20.000 You see this?
01:33:21.000 Oh, that's cool.
01:33:24.000 Whoa, what a hot woman that is. 1.00
01:33:52.000 He's a human bear, man.
01:33:55.000 Dude, his punches.
01:33:57.000 That was the funniest shit I've ever seen in person ever.
01:34:00.000 And I go to a boxing gym every day.
01:34:02.000 I get punched all the time.
01:34:03.000 They're all conceivable.
01:34:05.000 Apparently, he asked people, like his staff, to do that.
01:34:08.000 Punch me in the face. 0.90
01:34:09.000 No, it hurts your wrist to punch him.
01:34:11.000 It's like punching a tree.
01:34:12.000 It doesn't hurt your fist.
01:34:14.000 It hurts your wrist.
01:34:15.000 And then when he punches you, it's just, my brother is similar.
01:34:19.000 It's a fucking battering ram.
01:34:22.000 I don't even like talking.
01:34:23.000 You can still feel it, right?
01:34:24.000 Oh, I can feel it right now.
01:34:26.000 It's like, imagine a pole.
01:34:28.000 You know, in basements in the 70s homes, there's a pole and it's full of cement.
01:34:33.000 And it's what holds up the basement.
01:34:35.000 Take that out and then swing it and swing it and then go wham into someone.
01:34:40.000 No, that's not even, it's more of a log.
01:34:42.000 Uh-huh.
01:34:45.000 I'm traumatized.
01:34:45.000 It's like getting kicked in the balls in the arm.
01:34:51.000 Just a heads up, no video, black screen at the start of the show.
01:34:54.000 That was no video on stream, audio only.
01:34:58.000 That was quickly fixed.
01:35:00.000 So I don't get what people are saying.
01:35:04.000 This guy, Aaron Mooney, wants us to see something, but it's on Facebook.
01:35:08.000 I can't look at Facebook.
01:35:11.000 Oh, yeah, that can't.
01:35:13.000 That shit ain't happening now.
01:35:14.000 This is part of their shit, right?
01:35:16.000 Someone has sent us in.
01:35:18.000 I know I said I'm only doing the election, but someone sent us in an image of a sewing machine.
01:35:26.000 That seems impossible.
01:35:30.000 Yeah, now I get it less than I did before, actually.
01:35:33.000 No, I'm getting closer.
01:35:35.000 Yeah, I see it.
01:35:37.000 It drives it in, then it's caught by someone.
01:35:39.000 It scoops it.
01:35:40.000 That's still like...
01:35:42.000 Yeah, okay.
01:35:44.000 Maybe it's not voodoo after all.
01:35:47.000 It's the best for the Africa show that we still think it's voodoo. 0.98
01:35:51.000 The sewing machine is the voodoo.
01:35:54.000 You don't touch it.
01:35:55.000 There is no way a thing can go like that and grab it from the other side.
01:35:59.000 Unless, of course, there's a looping snake that bites it and lets it go.
01:36:02.000 A looping snake, yeah.
01:36:04.000 Like the Crass logo.
01:36:07.000 Hey, Gav and Ryu, I suggest using Epoch Times in general rather than mainstream liberal media like Fox.
01:36:13.000 Yes, they got bought out.
01:36:14.000 CNN, etc.
01:36:16.000 They're a great independent media source that has been crushing the CCCP virus coverage from the start.
01:36:22.000 The right sidebar also gives updates on Trump's lawsuits and moves, the Epoch Times.
01:36:27.000 Isn't the Epoch Times in China?
01:36:31.000 Isn't it an anti-Chinese paper in China?
01:36:36.000 That's fucking balls.
01:36:39.000 When I was last in China, a journalist wrote about police brutality and, oh shit, there's Ron Coleman.
01:36:47.000 I forgot we were supposed to call Ron Coleman tonight.
01:36:50.000 Look, go to the Epoch Times.
01:37:12.000 Oh, no talking to press allowed.
01:37:17.000 What are you doing?
01:37:18.000 School down.
01:37:20.000 Forget the TriCaster.
01:37:21.000 It can crash.
01:37:22.000 We've been doing this for an hour and 37 minutes already.
01:37:26.000 School down.
01:37:28.000 Look, there's our boy.
01:37:30.000 Oh.
01:37:31.000 He's in Philly, right?
01:37:32.000 Yeah.
01:37:32.000 Philadelphia Sheriff not enforcing court order on poll observers, Trump campaign says.
01:37:37.000 Corey Lewandowski.
01:37:39.000 What's her name?
01:37:40.000 Janice Bimbo.
01:37:41.000 I forgot.
01:37:41.000 Janet Barbie.
01:37:42.000 What's her name?
01:37:43.000 I don't know.
01:37:44.000 Corinne.
01:37:45.000 Pam Bondi.
01:37:46.000 Pam Bondi.
01:37:46.000 Pam Bondi, Corin Lewandowski.
01:37:48.000 And there is my lawyer, Ron Cole.
01:37:51.000 That's the guy who's suing the SPLC.
01:37:52.000 Our dude.
01:37:54.000 Okay, I'm glad he said no because I didn't miss it then.
01:37:58.000 Okay, we will use the Epoch Times more.
01:38:00.000 Thank you for that.
01:38:05.000 Arizona Republicans say state is trying to hit a Trump.
01:38:16.000 Gavin, the fact that you're back doing another show means a lot as a customer.
01:38:19.000 Whenever shows that shall not be named do a long stream, they sometimes take a week or two or three off.
01:38:24.000 I plan on leaving my yearly subscription on due to your hard work.
01:38:28.000 I'm hoping you can get the Red Elephants on your network.
01:38:30.000 I noticed he mentioned it on his D live stream.
01:38:32.000 Yeah, I'm interested in them.
01:38:34.000 Although, I'm a little concerned about the Judaism thing.
01:38:43.000 As a Zionist, I tend to...
01:38:45.000 Although I'm a Christian and I have an atheist on, so that shouldn't be a problem.
01:38:52.000 What's more important?
01:38:53.000 The number of times a woman has had sex or the number of men she's had sex with, the number of men she's had sex with, I'm afraid, my friend. 0.92
01:39:00.000 If a woman had sex 7,000 times with one man and then he died, who cares? 0.98
01:39:08.000 Or we kill him.
01:39:09.000 Hey, Gavin, that's probably a boring question.
01:39:11.000 This is my first election.
01:39:11.000 I've been so invested.
01:39:12.000 It's the first time voting here in Mount Vernon, New York.
01:39:15.000 I know there was no way New York would ever flip for Trump, but if you Google results specifically for New York, it is overwhelmingly red.
01:39:21.000 What?
01:39:24.000 If you go...
01:39:25.000 Mount Vernon's all black.
01:39:27.000 There's no way that could be red.
01:39:28.000 So my question is, how does something like this happen where most of the state is clearly red, but the other guy is somehow killing it?
01:39:34.000 Because the cities.
01:39:36.000 Yeah.
01:39:36.000 Albany, Buffalo, New York City.
01:39:41.000 Mount Vernon cannot be red.
01:39:43.000 That's Larry Barnes' hometown.
01:39:45.000 We got to get him doing more fighting with Larry Barnes, by the way.
01:39:47.000 It kind of looks like it.
01:39:48.000 Hold up.
01:39:49.000 So New York City's there, that little speck of a speck.
01:39:52.000 Then you go above that, you get the shittily, Italy Bronx City, Wong City. 0.99
01:39:56.000 You got to move in, zoom in way more, dude.
01:39:58.000 That's all it lets me.
01:39:59.000 Mount Vernon is right above the Bronx.
01:40:02.000 Not right above the Bronx, but...
01:40:03.000 I can't see where this is.
01:40:04.000 It's north of the Bronx, very south of Connecticut.
01:40:07.000 I see nothing but blue from New York City to Connecticut.
01:40:14.000 If it guaranteed a Trump win, would you let Ryan blow you on camera to completion?
01:40:19.000 I don't think that's necessary.
01:40:21.000 Hmm, that's a good question.
01:40:22.000 It's not.
01:40:23.000 It's a terrible question.
01:40:27.000 Hey, look at this.
01:40:29.000 A better map.
01:40:31.000 Would I let...
01:40:32.000 Because obviously don't want Ryan to blow me, although he is the mayor of the fag zone, but saving America forever is a pretty noble pursuit. 1.00
01:40:41.000 I probably could never have my wife blow me ever again, because I would go like, oh yeah, that's the Ryan thing. 1.00
01:40:48.000 I don't hate that.
01:40:49.000 I mean, 620,000 men died for our country in the Civil War.
01:40:54.000 Joe Biggs has had his Hum V flipped by an IED.
01:40:59.000 Is that the word?
01:41:02.000 Well, if Joe Biden said he would concede if that happened, I would consider it.
01:41:07.000 Sure.
01:41:08.000 I would do it.
01:41:09.000 Why does it sound like you're taking the sacrifice?
01:41:12.000 Well, you don't exist in this scenario in a way.
01:41:15.000 It's almost like Black Mirror.
01:41:17.000 Oh, like it, like I'm saying.
01:41:18.000 Yeah, like, yeah, you're not invited to the thing.
01:41:20.000 No one asked you, would you blow Gavin?
01:41:23.000 This is somehow your, I don't know.
01:41:24.000 Oh, I'm just, I'm in it already.
01:41:26.000 Yeah, it's hard to explain, but you're not really.
01:41:28.000 I'm not a variable.
01:41:29.000 Yeah, like.
01:41:30.000 Maybe you're secretly gay or something. 0.73
01:41:31.000 I don't know.
01:41:32.000 In this scenario, you could have had a whole other life.
01:41:34.000 You could be a different Ryan in a sense.
01:41:35.000 I'd probably fire you after that, by the way.
01:41:37.000 Yeah, no way.
01:41:38.000 I don't want to see your faggot face. 1.00
01:41:40.000 Unless it's bobbing on my own penis. 0.78
01:41:42.000 Yes.
01:41:43.000 Yeah.
01:41:44.000 Thanks for the blowjob.
01:41:45.000 You're fired.
01:41:47.000 I would go right to HR.
01:41:48.000 Oh, wait.
01:41:50.000 I blew my boss and he fired me.
01:41:52.000 Well, that's not quid pro quo, I'm afraid.
01:41:55.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:41:56.000 Supposed to me, you get a raise.
01:41:57.000 Did you do a good job?
01:41:58.000 Yeah, did you fuck it up?
01:41:59.000 Did you bite it?
01:42:00.000 Let me show you how to do blowjob. 1.00
01:42:01.000 And then HR shows you how to suck it using a banana.
01:42:04.000 Oh, that's fun.
01:42:05.000 Oh, the show's getting funny right as we leave.
01:42:07.000 Okay, let's jump to the final video.
01:42:11.000 You should have made that thing by now, which you totally forgot about.
01:42:15.000 What thing?
01:42:16.000 The graphics for the final video.
01:42:19.000 Oh, you're right.
01:42:20.000 We have the song.
01:42:21.000 You've been busy bees here.
01:42:22.000 I don't know.
01:42:23.000 Yeah, you've been sitting around your room talking Ingy Malmsteen.
01:42:25.000 No, Mounstein.
01:42:26.000 No, no.
01:42:26.000 Play the song at least.
01:42:28.000 Oh, you want the...
01:42:29.000 Okay.
01:42:30.000 We have a new song.
01:42:31.000 We do.
01:42:35.000 I'll drop this on the old.
01:42:38.000 All you got to do is take a bunch of old 80s Beastie Boys footage.
01:42:42.000 That's pretty easy.
01:42:43.000 All right, that'll be tonight.
01:42:44.000 Yeah, throw some TVs on it.
01:42:46.000 No, have a TV.
01:42:48.000 Right.
01:42:49.000 Have a 1980s TV and then in it, have just a stupid Beastie Boys montage.
01:42:53.000 Sure, sure.
01:42:54.000 And then end with final video written like an MTV kind of way.
01:42:57.000 Cool.
01:42:58.000 All right.
01:42:59.000 Easy.
01:43:13.000 That's great.
01:43:14.000 Cool.
01:43:15.000 It has been.
01:43:16.000 You know what you should do?
01:43:16.000 You should show the, include in the footage that Beastie Boys party where they're like pouring beer down women's pants.
01:43:21.000 I love that.
01:43:22.000 Yeah, I downloaded that.
01:43:23.000 Because I love that footage because they pretend that early Beastie Boys, that was just, we were making fun of jocks.
01:43:28.000 No, you fingered it.
01:43:29.000 You were jocks.
01:43:31.000 Sorry.
01:43:35.000 Okay, here's my question.
01:43:42.000 How did he get the blue paint on him?
01:43:45.000 Clearly he's a Biden guy.
01:43:47.000 The blue wave.
01:43:49.000 Actually, this is a perfect depiction of the election.
01:43:52.000 The red towel versus the blue wave, yeah.
01:43:55.000 Nigud. 0.98
01:43:57.000 You want to fight him so bad.
01:43:59.000 You don't.
01:44:01.000 No, I do.
01:44:03.000 Because I know he's not going to stomp on my head if he does knock me out.
01:44:05.000 I feel like he knocks me out, someone's going to grab him.
01:44:09.000 But I really would want to.
01:44:10.000 I feel like I could get him on the chin.
01:44:12.000 On the button.
01:44:16.000 What are you looking at?
01:44:17.000 Going to be a good one.
01:44:18.000 What are you looking at?
01:44:19.000 Yeah, put your outfit on.
01:44:21.000 Put your outfit on.
01:44:25.000 But seriously, why does he cover in blue paint?
01:44:28.000 Did he bring a can of blue paint and pour it on himself?
01:44:32.000 I don't know.
01:44:32.000 Where'd he get it?
01:44:33.000 No, look at the blue.
01:44:34.000 It's on the floor.
01:44:34.000 I know, I know.
01:44:36.000 So what are the physics of this?
01:44:37.000 Like, where did he get the paint?
01:44:38.000 Did he dig?
01:44:39.000 Did someone else do it?
01:44:41.000 Did he leave the house nude with a pink thing on and a can of blue paint?
01:44:47.000 By the way, what a beautiful little neighborhood.
01:44:49.000 Yeah, it looks fun.
01:44:50.000 I want to move there.
01:44:52.000 Like, it's just the sidewalk.
01:44:54.000 Yeah, I mean, I guess you could drive.
01:44:56.000 My wife and I will move to Northern Scotland or some little British town, like a Tommy Robinson-type little cobblestone street pub town after the kids go to college.
01:45:06.000 Convert to Islam.
01:45:08.000 Yeah.
01:45:08.000 No, Tommy's not in Luton anymore.
01:45:11.000 No, no, no, no.
01:45:12.000 True, mate.
01:45:13.000 True, true.
01:45:13.000 Oh, no, no.
01:45:16.000 He's in a state.
01:45:17.000 He's in a state.
01:45:19.000 He's not sound.
01:45:20.000 Leather jacket guy.
01:45:21.000 He's not sound as a pound.
01:45:24.000 Sound, sound, sound.
01:45:27.000 He's literally mucking about.
01:45:29.000 What are you doing, mate?
01:45:30.000 And there's that one guy in the leather jacket who has my instinct.
01:45:33.000 Listen to this bitch. 1.00
01:45:34.000 Stop it.
01:45:35.000 This card needs help.
01:45:36.000 Oh, God.
01:45:38.000 Go help him. 0.62
01:45:39.000 Go back.
01:45:39.000 Go back.
01:45:40.000 Go back.
01:45:41.000 She's like, why are you filming this?
01:45:46.000 Why are you filming it?
01:45:47.000 Why do you think that's funny?
01:45:49.000 Stop it.
01:45:50.000 This card needs help.
01:45:51.000 Just leave it.
01:45:52.000 Alright, then you help him and I'll film.
01:45:53.000 Yeah.
01:45:54.000 Get help.
01:45:54.000 Get to hear, bitch.
01:45:55.000 We're all having a good time.
01:45:56.000 It made the final video on Get Off My Lawn.
01:45:59.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave.
01:46:31.000 I never stop fighting.
01:46:42.000 And I don't know what to do.
01:46:44.000 I need to go.
01:46:46.000 Like you watching Jane.
01:46:48.000 Johnny B. Putin.
01:46:50.000 Just be one of your night.
01:46:54.000 Johnny Poole.