Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E35 - PRESIDENT BIDEN [2020-11-08 - S03E35 - PRESIDENT BIDEN]

00:00:33.000 Was old Tom Petty, a guy who got his nickname for obsessing about little things like, you know, flip-flops and stuff like that.

00:00:43.000 I have a lot in common with Tom Petty.

00:00:45.000 I'm also petty.

00:00:46.000 And we're learning from the left today that they're also incredibly petty, aren't they, Trump?

00:00:50.000 I will build a great, great wall.

00:00:52.000 Well, not anymore.

00:00:53.000 You won't.

00:00:56.000 So we had an emergency episode.

00:00:57.000 We obviously have breaking news.

00:00:59.000 For all intents and purposes, Joe Biden is president, but he's not.

00:01:03.000 Yeah, but the media said he is. 1.00

00:01:04.000 So people are going nuts in the streets, honking their horns, telling my house to fuck off, giving me the finger, which hurts, saying fuck Donald Trump in front of my home, accosting me on the streets. 1.00

00:01:17.000 They really are not good winners, quite sore winners. 1.00

00:01:20.000 And I noticed there's a lot of, in New York City here, there's a lot of plywood being taken down.

00:01:27.000 Wasn't the fear that Proud Boys are going to riot?

00:01:31.000 I thought it was a little strange when I saw them putting up plywood on makeup stores and stuff like that.

00:01:36.000 I thought Proud Boys don't wear makeup.

00:01:39.000 So they were clearly worried about Antifa rioting.

00:01:41.000 And Antifa might still riot.

00:01:43.000 Look at 1-1.

00:01:45.000 This is the message from Antifa.

00:01:47.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:01:51.000 We don't like Joe Biden.

00:01:52.000 We don't want Biden.

00:01:53.000 We want revenge.

00:01:56.000 Fascist massacres, imperialist wars.

00:01:59.000 What are imperialist wars?

00:02:01.000 Do they mean that 400 years of the Indian wars?

00:02:04.000 They want revenge for that?

00:02:06.000 It would have been nice if they mentioned this before.

00:02:08.000 What are they going to do?

00:02:09.000 Scalp us?

00:02:10.000 The DNC used them as the paramilitary wing, assuming that they were on their side.

00:02:16.000 No, they hate you.

00:02:17.000 It's like you used.

00:02:19.000 It's like when the Italian mafia used the Westies to do their killings, to do their hits. 0.81

00:02:25.000 You're in bed with the Westies now. 1.00

00:02:27.000 They're fucking psycho. 1.00

00:02:30.000 They're going to kill you. 1.00

00:02:33.000 So this is a strange episode because there's sort of two things going on at the same time.

00:02:37.000 On the one hand, we always say, be brave, get in trouble.

00:02:40.000 No, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting, right?

00:02:44.000 We're not stopping fighting.

00:02:45.000 Don't get me wrong.

00:02:47.000 But it's clear that the fights are fixed.

00:02:49.000 So say you were a boxer and you lost three fights that you didn't lose.

00:02:54.000 You knocked the guy out.

00:02:56.000 You had way more punches.

00:02:57.000 He was an inferior fighter.

00:02:59.000 But because it was all fixed, he won the bouts.

00:03:02.000 Now you got to keep fighting. 1.00

00:03:04.000 But you have to understand you're probably going to lose the next bout because these people are fucking cheaters. 1.00

00:03:12.000 When Trump does follow through or doesn't do, would follow through the exact opposite. 0.99

00:03:20.000 So in this quick live episode, we'll take some calls, probably talk for about an hour or so.

00:03:29.000 We're going to be saying two things simultaneously.

00:03:31.000 Of course, we're still fighting.

00:03:32.000 Of course, we have endless examples of voter fraud.

00:03:35.000 Of course, this was stolen.

00:03:36.000 Of course, Trump won all legal votes.

00:03:39.000 And we've already celebrated.

00:03:40.000 We drank champagne.

00:03:41.000 We had a gay old time. 0.53

00:03:43.000 But it's time to come to terms with the fact that the fights are corrupt. 0.59

00:03:48.000 The mafia runs who wins in the next boxing match.

00:03:51.000 And it's looking like even if Trump does get the FBI, everyone involved, does do us, we are hearing about sting operations where they're kicking down doors in polling stations.

00:04:02.000 They're catching people.

00:04:03.000 They're confiscating ballots that were late.

00:04:05.000 They want to see the mail-dead ballots.

00:04:07.000 Even with all that evidence, what's going to happen? 1.00

00:04:17.000 Is 50% of the population going to go, oh shit, a lot of those are fake? 0.99

00:04:20.000 Okay, forget it. 1.00

00:04:21.000 Sorry about that.

00:04:22.000 We lost.

00:04:23.000 I don't see it.

00:04:25.000 I did see this, though.

00:04:26.000 I told you Trump would win.

00:04:28.000 I did say a landslide.

00:04:29.000 It was not a landslide, as far as we can tell.

00:04:33.000 Trump will win, and they will not concede it, and they'll just keep pushing it and pushing it and denying it until well into January.

00:04:40.000 That's what's happening.

00:04:42.000 What are you showing me?

00:04:44.000 I was going to queue it up.

00:04:46.000 What is this?

00:04:47.000 Can you see this?

00:04:48.000 This was a video that's being deleted over and over again.

00:04:52.000 And there's police officers as well as maybe just a security guard or something like that.

00:04:58.000 He's wearing Adidas.

00:04:59.000 I don't think he's a cop.

00:05:00.000 And they're pulling bags and bags of ballots out of the grass.

00:05:05.000 Huh.

00:05:06.000 It keeps getting deleted.

00:05:07.000 See, the problem with this angle, too, is he needs about 250,000 fake ballots.

00:05:13.000 Veritas said that one lady got about 1,800 by herself. 1.00

00:05:18.000 She admitted that on camera.

00:05:19.000 Yeah.

00:05:20.000 Again, we're fighting.

00:05:22.000 We're fighting to the death.

00:05:23.000 And obviously, if Joe Biden is president, which he was most likely going to be, we're going to fight harder than ever.

00:05:31.000 This show's not going anywhere.

00:05:34.000 We're pissed off.

00:05:35.000 We're mad as hell, and we're not going to take it anymore.

00:05:38.000 But we should also have a quick look at what Trump did wrong.

00:05:42.000 Here's what I think Trump did wrong.

00:05:45.000 I think that it's terrible that he's not in office and he was our hope in the culture wars.

00:05:50.000 He was the first president in God knows how long, well, since Reagan, to say, yeah, no, I'm not ashamed of this country.

00:05:56.000 We didn't steal it. 1.00

00:05:57.000 You're full of shit. 1.00

00:05:59.000 Your guilt politics are dull. 1.00

00:06:01.000 Fuck you. 1.00

00:06:02.000 That's rare. 1.00

00:06:04.000 And it's going to be exceedingly rare now that the first guy who tried it got shit. 0.99

00:06:09.000 And people go, well, look at the country. 0.99

00:06:12.000 Look at the chaos.

00:06:14.000 Yeah.

00:06:15.000 That's what happens when you try to drain the swamp.

00:06:19.000 Imagine this.

00:06:21.000 You took over the Catholic Church. 0.99

00:06:23.000 You're a pope, elected pope, and you're like, I'm ending the child fucking like within the next couple years. 0.99

00:06:29.000 Like I'm completely revamping the church. 0.98

00:06:31.000 What would happen to that pope?

00:06:33.000 Everyone around him would be attacked.

00:06:34.000 They'd try to impeach him.

00:06:36.000 They'd attack his children.

00:06:37.000 They'd make up lies about him. 1.00

00:06:38.000 They'd produce prostitutes, all this other kind of shit. 1.00

00:06:42.000 They'd spy on him. 1.00

00:06:43.000 There'd be a Russia gate thing.

00:06:45.000 There'd be riots in the streets.

00:06:46.000 The Vatican would be burning.

00:06:48.000 People would have their lives threatened.

00:06:51.000 That's what we've just seen in America.

00:06:53.000 Everyone says, I wish a real rain would come and wash the streets. 1.00

00:06:56.000 Or like that stupid movie with Warren Beattie where he's a rapper. 1.00

00:07:00.000 He's running for president and he hits his head. 1.00

00:07:03.000 And he gets into rap.

00:07:04.000 I think it's called Hucklemore, Bucklemore or something.

00:07:08.000 And he ends up just being the most honest politician of all time.

00:07:12.000 And he wins and people love him.

00:07:14.000 And it's total and utter chaos.

00:07:16.000 That's Trump.

00:07:17.000 Trump is just what everyone has always said.

00:07:20.000 Like, I wish someone would just be honest.

00:07:22.000 What's it called, Bullwinkle?

00:07:24.000 Bullworth.

00:07:25.000 Did Ralph Stebman do the poster?

00:07:29.000 Clinton had locked up their party's presidential nominations.

00:07:32.000 And while California approached its primary with little fanfare or attention, Democratic Senator J. Billington Bullworth embarked upon the final weekend of his re-election campaign.

00:07:45.000 You promised us federal funding to rebuild our community once again.

00:07:52.000 You haven't really contributed any money to my campaign.

00:08:09.000 You're never gonna get rid of somebody like me. 0.96

00:08:17.000 Yo, I'm the hot black chick that likes you. 1.00

00:08:20.000 That's Holly Berry. 0.76

00:08:21.000 Yep. 1.00

00:08:22.000 I fucked her at a party once. 1.00

00:08:25.000 Really? 1.00

00:08:26.000 Yes.

00:08:29.000 That was eerie.

00:08:31.000 This is becoming the divine intervention button.

00:08:33.000 Eerie.

00:08:34.000 It's a magic eight ball. 0.98

00:08:36.000 My guys are not stupid. 0.95

00:08:38.000 They always put the button. 0.93

00:08:39.000 I got a button.

00:08:40.000 Excuse me?

00:08:41.000 Murphy, put something bad about FarberCon in here for you.

00:08:48.000 Anyway, you get it.

00:08:50.000 So that's Trump, and that's why there was riots on the streets, because we got the truth.

00:08:57.000 And we learned a lot about the enemy in this fight. 1.00

00:09:00.000 We learned that they're a bunch of melodramatic pussies. 1.00

00:09:03.000 Like, look at us. 1.00

00:09:04.000 We lost, for all intents and purposes.

00:09:07.000 We ostensibly lost today, right?

00:09:09.000 Where's the riots?

00:09:10.000 The plywood's coming down.

00:09:12.000 My house is getting attacked.

00:09:13.000 I'm getting attacked.

00:09:14.000 I can't walk down the street without people screaming, taking photos, staring at my face like this. 1.00

00:09:18.000 This is the thing I notice with these fucking losers. 1.00

00:09:20.000 They don't have the balls to say, fuck you. 1.00

00:09:22.000 So they just go like this and look at me. 1.00

00:09:26.000 Ooh, spooky.

00:09:28.000 Or a jogger will jog by me and he'll look at me and then he'll take his mask off and keep looking.

00:09:33.000 Spook him.

00:09:34.000 I mean, unless you have third-degree burns on your face, it doesn't freak me out that you're looking at me.

00:09:39.000 That's not a threat.

00:09:40.000 They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives. 0.99

00:09:47.000 But look at this pussy Van Jones. 1.00

00:09:49.000 He's exactly like the black professor we were making fun of on Thursday. 1.00

00:09:54.000 Well, it's easier to be a parent this morning. 0.95

00:09:56.000 It's easier to be a dad.

00:09:59.000 It's easier.

00:10:00.000 Is he around his kids?

00:10:01.000 That'd be funny if he didn't see his kids in two years.

00:10:03.000 Character matters.

00:10:04.000 Send that check.

00:10:05.000 Tell him the truth matters.

00:10:07.000 Matters.

00:10:07.000 Being a good person matters.

00:10:10.000 Oh, my God.

00:10:12.000 And it's easy to won.

00:10:15.000 If you're a Muslim in this country. 0.99

00:10:17.000 Wait, pause.

00:10:18.000 So you care about Muslims? 0.99

00:10:20.000 When blacks say they care about Muslims, by the way, they don't know Muslims. 0.98

00:10:23.000 It's like that Mark Lamont Hill Farrakhan little bow tie thing, which is like a bastardization of Islam. 1.00

00:10:31.000 The nation of Islam isn't really Muslims. 0.74

00:10:34.000 There's sort of like a, I don't know, a sort of punk rockification of a very anti-punk religion.

00:10:42.000 It's not really, you're not really Muslims, guys. 1.00

00:10:45.000 And so when they say Muslim, I think when a lot of blacks say Muslim, they kind of mean that cool, smart dude that they hang out with who's been to prison and wears a little hat and is always like, my brother.

00:10:58.000 And he's eating some weird thing with its pita with like chickpeas and like tabboule.

00:11:04.000 Taboule or those weird seeds they eat in Australia that are like...

00:11:10.000 Vegemite? 0.99

00:11:12.000 Shut up, Ryan. 1.00

00:11:14.000 Fuck, that annoyed me. 1.00

00:11:15.000 Don't guess if you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. 1.00

00:11:18.000 Vegemite is seeds? 0.99

00:11:19.000 No, it's the only Australian-centric thing.

00:11:22.000 Oh, really?

00:11:23.000 Besides the toilets, flashia seeds, I believe they're called. 1.00

00:11:27.000 There's more than one thing in fucking Australia, you absolute dunce. 1.00

00:11:32.000 Crocodile Dundee? 1.00

00:11:34.000 Thank you.

00:11:36.000 Two of the best words we can ever learn. 0.98

00:11:40.000 So don't blurt things out when you have no fucking clue what you're talking about. 0.98

00:11:45.000 Let's see Van Jones again. 0.99

00:11:47.000 You don't have to worry if the president doesn't want you here.

00:11:50.000 If you're an immigrant, you don't have to worry if the president's going to want to hear you.

00:11:54.000 Hold on.

00:11:54.000 So you care about immigrants and Muslims so much that you cry when you think about their feelings.

00:12:00.000 I don't believe you.

00:12:01.000 I do not believe you.

00:12:03.000 I think when you see Mexicans with a leaf blower on a lawn, you don't go, God bless his cotton socks out there doing what's best for his family. 1.00

00:12:15.000 No, I bet you're a dick to your lawn care guys. 0.99

00:12:18.000 I bet you don't even look at them when you come out the house. 1.00

00:12:22.000 Going to be happier to have babies snatched away.

00:12:25.000 Or he cares about dreamers too.

00:12:27.000 Let's see how involved he is in dreamers and sanctuary cities and various programs to naturalize illegal aliens. 1.00

00:12:35.000 I'm guessing, fuck all. 0.99

00:12:37.000 This is about Van Jones virtue signaling. 1.00

00:12:40.000 And God damn it, does he suck? 1.00

00:12:43.000 You're so bad at it. 1.00

00:12:44.000 This is embarrassing. 0.99

00:12:46.000 Are there people who are watching this going, God damn it? 0.99

00:12:50.000 Nailed it. 0.98

00:12:52.000 I guess we'll see when we scroll down the thread.

00:12:54.000 4.9 million views.

00:12:57.000 That's why Trump lost. 1.00

00:13:00.000 Because of basically everyone but non-white men fall for this shit. 1.00

00:13:07.000 After weird. 1.00

00:13:08.000 I mean, everyone's.

00:13:13.000 For no reason.

00:13:19.000 vindication for a lot of people.

00:13:22.000 Wait, go back.

00:13:26.000 He was doing the eye thing, which is something women with makeup do. 1.00

00:13:30.000 I think a lot of these fake criers, remember that guy we had who was gay who kept going like this and like circling under his eye? 1.00

00:13:38.000 Remember that for years and years ago? 0.78

00:13:40.000 He had been accused of beating his girlfriend.

00:13:43.000 Old guy.

00:13:43.000 Yeah, and he's like, that is a Canadian guy.

00:13:47.000 Dude, women have mascara. 1.00

00:13:49.000 They don't want it to run.

00:13:50.000 So they got to nip it in the bud.

00:13:51.000 If you're crying as a male, you don't need to get your tissue and really just...

00:13:57.000 And why does he cry to this side of his eyes?

00:13:59.000 Is that a black thing?

00:14:01.000 Yeah, I think so.

00:14:02.000 My tears come from this part of my eyes.

00:14:06.000 Today, I was talking about liberals crying to my youngest boy.

00:14:10.000 And I said, you know who cries when they're sad?

00:14:14.000 Babies.

00:14:16.000 Babies cry.

00:14:17.000 And he goes, oh, okay.

00:14:19.000 So if your whole family died and you were at the funeral and you cried, then you'd be a baby?

00:14:26.000 Not bad, little Johnny B. Not bad.

00:14:29.000 All right, let's get back to Crybaby Jones.

00:14:31.000 Literally, Crybaby Jones.

00:14:33.000 Jesus, Jesus.

00:14:36.000 I love this thing.

00:14:38.000 But yeah, look at this.

00:14:39.000 Watch him dry his cheek.

00:14:45.000 He's a vindication for a lot of people.

00:14:47.000 What is this?

00:14:48.000 It's going into your beard?

00:14:52.000 You know, I can't breathe.

00:14:55.000 Yeah?

00:14:56.000 No, that wasn't just George Floyd.

00:14:58.000 That was a lot of people that couldn't breathe.

00:15:01.000 You can't breathe now.

00:15:01.000 Now, every day you're waking up and you're getting pleased, and you just don't know.

00:15:05.000 And you're going to the store and people are afraid to show their racism.

00:15:11.000 Get nastier and nastier to you.

00:15:13.000 And you're worried about your kids.

00:15:14.000 And you're worried about your...

00:15:16.000 Van Jones has never been outside the house.

00:15:19.000 Try being white in East New York and waiting in line with your milk at the bodega. 0.61

00:15:25.000 People just start screaming at you. 1.00

00:15:26.000 What the fuck are you doing here, motherfucker? 1.00

00:15:29.000 Fucking white cracking piece of shit. 1.00

00:15:32.000 There'll be like just a white girl crying. 1.00

00:15:34.000 Some hipster who thought that everything was going to be groovy because he wears a Black Lives Matter shirt and didn't realize they all hate her fucking guts. 1.00

00:15:40.000 But this like emboldened racist who sees some little kid going to the store to buy a pencil for his math homework and they're like, well, well, well, looky here. 1.00

00:15:52.000 Mr. Pencil.

00:15:53.000 Mr. Homework Jackson, huh?

00:15:57.000 The fuck? 1.00

00:15:58.000 You live in a cartoon, you fucking loser. 1.00

00:16:01.000 Sister. 1.00

00:16:03.000 And can she just go to Walmart and get back into her car without somebody saying something to her? 0.97

00:16:09.000 And you spent so much of your life energy just trying to hold it together.

00:16:14.000 What does he live in? 0.75

00:16:15.000 He lives in like a black and white racist film.

00:16:21.000 And this is a big deal for us just to be able to get some peace and have a chance for a reset.

00:16:29.000 And the character of the country matters.

00:16:31.000 And being a good man matters.

00:16:34.000 You know, I just want my son to look at this.

00:16:36.000 That's all I'm thinking while watching this.

00:16:38.000 Look at this.

00:16:40.000 Look at this.

00:16:41.000 You know, it's easy to do it the cheap way.

00:16:45.000 And get away with stuff, but it comes back around.

00:16:48.000 It comes back around.

00:16:49.000 So in your version of events, black men for the past four years have been living in abject terror because Trump unleashed the racists and you finally get a break. 0.97

00:17:01.000 Black men, poor black men do live in abject terror of black men. 0.98

00:17:07.000 But the looky here racist redneck empowered by Trump is comical. 1.00

00:17:13.000 It's comical. 0.97

00:17:16.000 I'm sorry for the people who lost.

00:17:18.000 For them, it's not a good day.

00:17:19.000 Sure, you are.

00:17:20.000 But for a whole lot of people, it's a good day.

00:17:23.000 So you're sorry for the racists who lost?

00:17:25.000 Wait, go back.

00:17:25.000 Let's see the thread of people going.

00:17:27.000 Oh, yes.

00:17:28.000 That was beautiful.

00:17:29.000 Oh, that's not good. 1.00

00:17:29.000 What a bitch boy. 1.00

00:17:30.000 That's not good. 1.00

00:17:31.000 When you realize that calling the election early was a big nothing burger.

00:17:34.000 Oh, because he had talked about other things being a nothing burger.

00:17:36.000 Remember, they did a very testing on him.

00:17:40.000 And he conceded to some spy that Russia was a nothing burger.

00:17:44.000 So this is what this is all about.

00:17:45.000 The media's called it.

00:17:46.000 The courts haven't called it.

00:17:48.000 Al Gore didn't call it until December 12th.

00:17:50.000 He said, all right, fine. 1.00

00:17:51.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:17:52.000 True. 1.00

00:17:52.000 I lost. 1.00

00:17:53.000 But the media's just gone, we're calling it.

00:17:55.000 And that works.

00:17:56.000 Just like with Rodney King.

00:17:59.000 The media said, this is what happened.

00:18:02.000 And even though the courts saw the evidence, that's actually a perfect acknowledging because that's what's going to happen.

00:18:07.000 The courts will see the evidence.

00:18:08.000 They will see that they're right.

00:18:09.000 But the people have now been brainwashed by the media, the PR firm called the media, and they're going to go with that.

00:18:17.000 Actually, this is way down the line, but.

00:18:21.000 And Oscar doesn't go to.

00:18:25.000 Where's that one?

00:18:26.000 Oh, spaghetti cat.

00:18:28.000 I think I know that guy.

00:18:28.000 That's pretty great.

00:18:29.000 Did he forget about the crime bills?

00:18:31.000 Crimea River.

00:18:32.000 Remember people with nothing.

00:18:33.000 So this is not a lot of support.

00:18:35.000 Journalisming all over the place.

00:18:37.000 So much journalism.

00:18:40.000 We just launched the Trump Accounting.

00:18:41.000 Oh, that's another thing we'll get to in a minute.

00:18:43.000 Oh, yeah.

00:18:44.000 Keep going.

00:18:45.000 So not one.

00:18:46.000 Maybe his sister shouldn't have cut the line or shoplifted. 1.00

00:18:49.000 I don't know what that means.

00:18:50.000 Oh, he's talking about a girl in Walmart that just wants to be left alone. 0.59

00:18:54.000 Just get her groceries. 1.00

00:18:55.000 Oddly, the hate I've experienced has been from the left where I spent most of my life.

00:18:59.000 True for me.

00:19:00.000 LOL, because he was so oppressed.

00:19:03.000 Yeah, not a lot of support here.

00:19:05.000 It might have been from who tweeted it originally, but.

00:19:09.000 Oh, there's Biden hanging out with a Klansman, Robert Byrd.

00:19:13.000 Oh, yeah.

00:19:14.000 Who kisses Hillary in a very sensual way.

00:19:17.000 Yeah.

00:19:17.000 When was the last time you grabbed a woman's face to kiss her?

00:19:20.000 That you weren't fucking? 1.00

00:19:22.000 Never a clansman. 1.00

00:19:23.000 I feel like even if I was fucking a chick. 1.00

00:19:25.000 And we were in bed and I went. 1.00

00:19:27.000 She'd be like, okay, what are you doing?

00:19:29.000 Maybe just Make out.

00:19:30.000 Why are you grabbing me?

00:19:32.000 Because I love you.

00:19:34.000 What are you, Ricardo Montelbon?

00:19:36.000 Get off my face.

00:19:38.000 I don't know who that is, but I do because of the context.

00:19:42.000 Fantasy Island.

00:19:43.000 Oh, okay.

00:19:44.000 I'm trying to find that. 1.00

00:19:45.000 They're crying fucking. 1.00

00:19:46.000 But look at this line, 28. 1.00

00:19:48.000 Speaking of their gloating, Anderson Cooper, it's the very last one.

00:19:52.000 He goes.

00:19:54.000 He goes, Trump is like an obese turtle on his back, flailing in the hot sun, realizing his time is over.

00:20:01.000 Okay, Anderson, A, turtles love the hot sun.

00:20:05.000 Right.

00:20:05.000 That's why they go up on rocks and logs and stuff and bake because they're cold-blooded.

00:20:10.000 So unlike us, they can't have a whiskey or use their own nice warm blood to warm themselves.

00:20:17.000 So they got to go on a rock and cook for a little bit. 0.92

00:20:20.000 That's crazy Dinash thinks he's a toad.

00:20:22.000 Two? 0.71

00:20:23.000 Yes.

00:20:24.000 A lot of turtles do not like being on their back.

00:20:26.000 They don't do well on their back.

00:20:28.000 You got me there.

00:20:30.000 Three?

00:20:31.000 An obese turtle?

00:20:34.000 There's a window.

00:20:36.000 Like, you can't say this can is turgid when it's full of beer.

00:20:40.000 It's not bursting with beer.

00:20:42.000 There's a finite amount of beer you can get in this, and then it just spills all over the sides.

00:20:46.000 Turkeys...

00:20:47.000 Turkeys.

00:20:49.000 Turtles are wearing corsets.

00:20:52.000 You can't be an obese turtle.

00:20:54.000 There's no room to grow. 0.85

00:20:56.000 You could maybe have fat hands.

00:20:59.000 Maybe?

00:21:01.000 But that's the reason they get away with being bald is because they always have perfect bodies and women don't mind. 0.51

00:21:06.000 Female turtles don't mind. 1.00

00:21:07.000 Obese turtle.

00:21:08.000 Obese turtle.

00:21:09.000 That's just such an annoying term.

00:21:11.000 It's one of the only animals that can't expand.

00:21:14.000 That's like saying an obese insect, like an obese cockroach. 0.74

00:21:18.000 Fat snail. 0.84

00:21:19.000 It has an exoskeleton.

00:21:23.000 It's hard to name many more.

00:21:26.000 Like, I guess insects, like a...

00:21:28.000 You don't have a fat ant, dude.

00:21:30.000 I do.

00:21:32.000 Everything here.

00:21:32.000 Yes.

00:21:34.000 Put it on your dating app.

00:21:36.000 Handsome guy, a little bit short, not the brightest bulb in the tree. 1.00

00:21:39.000 And my cock looks like a fat ant. 1.00

00:21:42.000 A-U-N-T. 1.00

00:21:44.000 Yes.

00:21:46.000 Got curls.

00:21:48.000 There was a lot of fun blowback, too.

00:21:51.000 What's 2-7? 0.66

00:21:53.000 Ture wants us to die.

00:21:54.000 We don't want to see him say it?

00:21:56.000 Ture?

00:21:57.000 No, this guy.

00:21:58.000 We didn't actually watch the clip.

00:21:59.000 Well, sure, we can watch the clip.

00:22:00.000 Mr. President did not have any evidence presented at all.

00:22:05.000 Nothing.

00:22:06.000 No real actual evidence of any kind of fraud.

00:22:11.000 He talked about people putting up papers in windows.

00:22:13.000 He talked about things that he'd seen on the internet.

00:22:17.000 That is the president of the United States.

00:22:19.000 That is the most powerful person in the world.

00:22:21.000 And we see him like an obese turtle on his back, flailing in the hot sun, realizing his time is over.

00:22:29.000 But he just hasn't accepted it, and he wants to take everybody down with him.

00:22:33.000 A turtle's time is over, too.

00:22:35.000 Isn't it like something that is strong enough to chew him like a shark, like crushing his shell?

00:22:40.000 Maybe an alligator?

00:22:42.000 Like, you don't really flail as a turtle and go, my time's over, and then die.

00:22:47.000 That's not really how turtles end it.

00:22:49.000 But go to 2-7.

00:22:50.000 Touré wants us to die.

00:22:51.000 Remember Ture?

00:22:53.000 He, very educated man.

00:22:55.000 He did his PhD on Prince, not the monarch, the pop star.

00:23:00.000 And then he was all over the news, and then he just sort of, because he was affirmative actioned up to his position, he couldn't sustain it and fell back down again.

00:23:07.000 So now he does nothing.

00:23:08.000 If you're a Trumper, I hope the pain and anxiety you feel now is excruciating. 1.00

00:23:13.000 You voted against America and for a cult leader who has no redeeming or admirable qualities.

00:23:18.000 He's a Cretin. 1.00

00:23:19.000 Like you use the word Cretin in normal parlance, you fucking phony. 1.00

00:23:24.000 Who cares nothing about this country and you don't either. 1.00

00:23:27.000 You deserve all the pain and more.

00:23:30.000 Isn't this a great example of how they feel about themselves? 1.00

00:23:36.000 Like all of these fucking... 1.00

00:23:38.000 Look at Mark Dice. 1.00

00:23:39.000 You want us throwing concentration camps. 0.97

00:23:41.000 We get it. 1.00

00:23:41.000 That's why we'll never stop fighting against you, degenerate scum. 1.00

00:23:45.000 They have Satan on their side. 1.00

00:23:46.000 So you remember the Grinch took all those presents?

00:23:49.000 Of course.

00:23:50.000 And he went, they'll be suffering.

00:23:51.000 I hope the pain they feel is excruciating. 1.00

00:23:55.000 And then he looks out his window and they're like, well, fuck the presents. 1.00

00:23:58.000 We're still Americans. 0.99

00:23:58.000 We still love this country and we'll still keep on working, keep on fighting. 0.99

00:24:02.000 Like, what?

00:24:05.000 Like, they're storming around town, New York City, D.C. They're dancing in the streets.

00:24:12.000 They're dancing all over Twitter.

00:24:13.000 And they're assuming, just like when they called the Proud Boys the poor boys, or they called the Proud Boys gay, they're assuming we're all just going, no!

00:24:23.000 Show that video of us saying no.

00:24:25.000 This is what they want us to be so bad.

00:24:27.000 They want us to be them.

00:24:29.000 What are you looking for?

00:24:30.000 Oh, oh, our video.

00:24:35.000 Yeah.

00:24:36.000 I put it on parlor, but not everyone who watches the show watches parlor.

00:24:40.000 This is what they want us to be.

00:24:43.000 This is what they want us to be doing right now.

00:24:45.000 And you'll notice it's eerily similar to them.

00:25:38.000 This is not what we want.

00:25:41.000 We had so much potential.

00:25:44.000 So much potential.

00:25:46.000 This is not who we are.

00:25:48.000 This is not who we are.

00:26:26.000 That's a beautiful song by a fantastic penist.

00:26:32.000 But you know what it needs?

00:26:34.000 What?

00:26:34.000 An Aboriginal touch.

00:26:39.000 A lot of these times, those songs, and they're often done by transsexuals, they have soul, they have guts, they have courage.

00:26:49.000 But the Australian Aboriginals have so much to offer when it comes to music.

00:26:54.000 They're instruments.

00:26:55.000 You think a piano is impressive?

00:26:57.000 You should see the sticks that Aboriginals use. 1.00

00:27:00.000 And the lyrics and the songs they make, the sounds they make are just fucking fantastic. 0.99

00:27:05.000 Even when they're shit-faced out of their minds, they enrich the music. 0.99

00:27:10.000 You are my sister, we were born. 0.99

00:27:14.000 Ryan, you discovered a way to add Aboriginals into that song?

00:27:18.000 Yes.

00:27:18.000 It's a new program.

00:27:20.000 It's called AbboAd. 0.84

00:27:22.000 Nobody can do that like me.

00:27:25.000 He's so on point today.

00:27:27.000 Let's see it.

00:27:28.000 Thank you, by the way.

00:27:29.000 Might we.

00:27:30.000 He's gorgeous.

00:27:33.000 I don't know.

00:27:33.000 Wait a minute, go back a little bit so we see the setup.

00:27:36.000 Because you're like, what's this missing?

00:27:38.000 It's missing Indigenous Australian art.

00:27:45.000 Isn't she beautiful? 0.87

00:27:47.000 Yes, he is. 1.00

00:27:48.000 I hope my wife dies in a car crash so I can marry her instead. 1.00

00:27:52.000 Maybe she would understand. 1.00

00:27:53.000 Be like, this is a good hall pass.

00:27:55.000 Be like, I understand, but you can't pass that up.

00:27:59.000 Yeah, I'm going to ask for that hall pass.

00:28:01.000 Look at those instruments the Abbos made. 1.00

00:28:04.000 Beautiful.

00:28:05.000 I don't think you're supposed to say Abbos.

00:28:07.000 Aboriginals. 0.97

00:28:09.000 Isn't that just a short version of...

00:28:11.000 I think so.

00:28:21.000 Wait, stop.

00:28:23.000 She's drunk, and she hiccuped, and he thought she was laughing, so then he laughed.

00:28:29.000 Go back to that.

00:28:36.000 They're drunk.

00:28:37.000 They're both drunk.

00:28:38.000 Which is why they're incapable of inventing an instrument that's more than just...

00:28:45.000 Those aren't even boomerangs.

00:28:47.000 Like, I was kind of impressed with boomerangs.

00:28:50.000 But what are those?

00:28:51.000 They're like wood soap flakes.

00:29:03.000 Look, look at her just enjoying the music. 1.00

00:29:11.000 Can you explain to me the physics of your instruments, sir?

00:29:14.000 I'll show you the piano if you show me yours.

00:29:16.000 I'll show you how a piano works if you show me how those work.

00:29:22.000 Anyway, that's what they want us to do, to be crying and stuff.

00:29:26.000 And we're not criers by nature.

00:29:28.000 We're fighters.

00:29:29.000 So we're going to fight this in the courts.

00:29:32.000 We're going to continue to battle.

00:29:33.000 And we will prove that there was election fraud.

00:29:36.000 But I don't think that will vindicate Trump.

00:29:38.000 Sorry.

00:29:40.000 Sorry to bring the bearer of bad news.

00:29:44.000 He doesn't have enough of a lead for the few fraudulent votes.

00:29:49.000 Like say there was a million fraudulent votes, or let's say there was 200,000.

00:29:55.000 You're only really going to be able to prove like 100,000 of those, and that's not enough.

00:29:58.000 So what he should have done is had a much better lead if he was being prepared for this.

00:30:04.000 So how could he have prevented that?

00:30:07.000 What did he do wrong?

00:30:08.000 And hindsight's 2020.

00:30:09.000 We love Trump.

00:30:09.000 We're all MAGA over here.

00:30:11.000 But he did let us down in many ways.

00:30:15.000 I think the biggest way he let us down, let me just start with the Proud Boys.

00:30:20.000 The biggest way is big tech, but personally for me, it's the Proud Boys.

00:30:23.000 A, learn who they are.

00:30:25.000 Find out what the club means.

00:30:27.000 They got you elected.

00:30:28.000 I got you elected.

00:30:29.000 So when they come up, go proud.

00:30:32.000 Will you disavow white supremacism?

00:30:34.000 Yeah, give me a name of a group.

00:30:36.000 Proud Boys.

00:30:37.000 Isn't this the main guy black? 0.78

00:30:40.000 They're not a racist group.

00:30:41.000 It's a bunch of patriots.

00:30:43.000 Give me another group.

00:30:44.000 Give me a racist group.

00:30:45.000 And of course I disavow racist groups.

00:30:48.000 That would have been great.

00:30:50.000 Pardoning Max and John would have been pretty good. 0.98

00:30:52.000 Four years for a 17-second fight is the backbone of this show that we bring up every fucking episode. 1.00

00:31:00.000 And every time I meet someone in law enforcement or a corrections officer or even a fucking prisoner, they go, your boys got fucked, dude. 0.99

00:31:08.000 So that would have been nice. 0.99

00:31:10.000 But obviously I'm biased when it comes to that subject.

00:31:14.000 Those of you who are not affiliated with the Proud Boys, big tech, Laura Loomer, all these people getting banned again and again.

00:31:24.000 It's not right.

00:31:26.000 And you said you would take care of it, but I think you chickened out Donald Trump.

00:31:30.000 Who is going to wash your toilets, Donald Trump?

00:31:34.000 I think you chickened out because it sounds very anti-First Amendment.

00:31:38.000 And yeah, it is, in a way.

00:31:42.000 With all other things being the same, in a perfect world, it would be wrong to tell big tech who they can and can't censor, but they've controlled the American conversation and they've done it with government-sanctioned provisions.

00:32:00.000 You can sue Fox News if they call you a white supremacist.

00:32:04.000 You can't sue Twitter because it's just a platform.

00:32:07.000 It's just a provider.

00:32:08.000 It's just like Con Ed.

00:32:09.000 It's just like the water company.

00:32:11.000 Okay, if you're the water company, you can't censor people.

00:32:13.000 So they got it both ways and Trump allowed them to have it both ways.

00:32:17.000 He allowed them to act with their tax and the laws as just a platform.

00:32:23.000 But then he also allowed them to behave like a publisher.

00:32:26.000 That was a mistake.

00:32:30.000 Secondly, the big one is, or whatever we are, thirdly, impose law and order, dude.

00:32:36.000 You lost white men, down five points.

00:32:38.000 Every other group, white women, black women, Latinos, male and female, blacks, male and female. 0.55

00:32:45.000 And I think what he did was he saw, I'm stealing this from Raheem Kassan, he saw the riots and he thought there's much hay to be made here with these riots.

00:32:53.000 Let's show America what it's like under Democrat rule.

00:32:59.000 And I think women and minorities who were there watching their businesses burn went, or watching the places they would go to burn, went, okay, okay, you're right, you're right.

00:33:09.000 This is horrible.

00:33:10.000 Stop.

00:33:11.000 I don't like them.

00:33:12.000 I like you.

00:33:13.000 You know, it's almost like torture in a way. 1.00

00:33:16.000 And white males went, yeah, you dragged that on too long, asshole. 1.00

00:33:20.000 My entire chain of delis is gone. 1.00

00:33:23.000 So fuck you. 1.00

00:33:24.000 I mean, David Dinkins is known as one of the worst mayors in the history of New York City. 1.00

00:33:31.000 His intern, by the way, was Bill de Blasio, who's carrying on his greatness.

00:33:36.000 But David Dinkins let a riot go.

00:33:38.000 What were they, the Crown Heights riots?

00:33:41.000 Computer, how long were the Crown Heights riots?

00:33:46.000 Here's something I found from the article Crown Heights, Brooklyn on Wikipedia.

00:33:50.000 In 1991, there was a three-day outbreak known as the Crown Heights Riot, which started between the neighborhoods West Indian slash African American and Jewish communities.

00:34:01.000 Did that answer your question?

00:34:02.000 Yes.

00:34:03.000 You're back in my good books.

00:34:05.000 Thanks for your feedback.

00:34:07.000 She hates me, I can tell.

00:34:08.000 Can't you tell?

00:34:09.000 Thanks for your feedback.

00:34:10.000 She doesn't want to be here at all.

00:34:12.000 No.

00:34:12.000 She Googled me and she's like, you're, hey, computer, who is Gavin McInnes?

00:34:19.000 According to Wikipedia, Gavin McInnes is a native info, that's not great.

00:34:27.000 He co-founded Vice in 1994 and permanently relocated to the United States in 2001.

00:34:34.000 In more recent years, he has drawn attention for his far-right political activism and his role as the founder of the Proud Boys, a neo-fascist political group.

00:34:44.000 That's new.

00:34:46.000 Huh.

00:34:47.000 Why is that better in the middle of a Trump campaign?

00:34:51.000 Or, you know, at the end of a Trump campaign. 1.00

00:34:52.000 Anyway, yeah, David Dinkins is a piece of shit for a three-day riot. 1.00

00:34:57.000 How about a six-month riot? 1.00

00:35:00.000 That's pretty bad, Trump.

00:35:02.000 Now, you could have shown all the people, all the other people, that riots are bad in three or four days, four days.

00:35:09.000 The second Chaz showed up, send in the National Guard. 1.00

00:35:12.000 And my wife said, yeah, but then there'd be visuals of like a military guy and some black fucking Antifa BLM going, help. 0.97

00:35:20.000 Yeah, we got all those visuals anyway. 0.98

00:35:22.000 You can't avoid those.

00:35:24.000 But it's law and order.

00:35:25.000 Without law and order, why do anything?

00:35:27.000 I mean, I live without law and order.

00:35:30.000 We've been doxed.

00:35:31.000 We've had to move our studio.

00:35:32.000 I've got my home attacked.

00:35:35.000 And I still keep going. 0.99

00:35:36.000 But like, say you open a fucking soap store and the people who throw bricks through your windows don't get punished. 0.99

00:35:44.000 You go, well, the reason I pay tax is so police will monitor my soap store. 0.99

00:35:50.000 And you're not helping. 1.00

00:35:52.000 So fuck you. 1.00

00:35:54.000 So that was, I think, a major flaw was not imposing law and order and letting Antifa riot. 1.00

00:36:00.000 I know why he did it, to make liberals look bad.

00:36:03.000 It's not that hard to make liberals look bad.

00:36:04.000 You waited too long.

00:36:06.000 And that's why with white males, you were down five points because they went, stop scaring our women.

00:36:13.000 Just to make a point. 0.94

00:36:14.000 I'm pissed off now.

00:36:18.000 Is that you?

00:36:19.000 Yep.

00:36:21.000 And then there's other little things, like with Arizona.

00:36:23.000 He lost Arizona. 0.88

00:36:24.000 I think he lost Arizona because he shat on McCain.

00:36:27.000 I prefer heroes that don't get caught.

00:36:29.000 Dude, how did you gain from that?

00:36:31.000 So you lost.

00:36:32.000 They love McCain in Arizona.

00:36:35.000 McCain's widow and his daughter there, that chunky monkey who's quite cute.

00:36:41.000 Married to Ben Dominique over at the Federalist.

00:36:44.000 That's Megan McCain? 1.00

00:36:46.000 I think so.

00:36:47.000 I've met her.

00:36:48.000 I've seen her in person.

00:36:49.000 She handles her weight very well.

00:36:53.000 She's not like beep.

00:36:54.000 She's like, yeah.

00:36:56.000 That is different.

00:36:57.000 You know what I mean?

00:36:59.000 There's like gunts and stuff, but she's just like a big woman, like a big Scottish woman. 0.98

00:37:04.000 And she's not fat, is my point. 0.99

00:37:06.000 She's just got a lot of woman, a lot of cushion for the pushing. 1.00

00:37:10.000 So he's a lucky man, that Ben Dominic.

00:37:12.000 Whoa, that's a rough picture.

00:37:14.000 Right below there with the hair and the mohawk thing.

00:37:17.000 Oh.

00:37:18.000 No.

00:37:19.000 Yeah, that one.

00:37:20.000 Anyway, out of a million pictures, you're going to look at it. 1.00

00:37:23.000 So Megan McCain and her mother said, fuck you, Trump. 1.00

00:37:26.000 And that blew Arizona. 1.00

00:37:28.000 And for what? 1.00

00:37:29.000 Like, why'd you pick a fight with a fucking Warvet POW? 1.00

00:37:33.000 That was dumb. 1.00

00:37:34.000 And then also with Michigan. 0.99

00:37:38.000 Go fix Flint.

00:37:40.000 I know it looks like a lot of tax money.

00:37:42.000 It's a socialist thing to do.

00:37:44.000 I'm going to go fix your water.

00:37:45.000 Fix their water. 0.99

00:37:46.000 It's still a shithole there. 1.00

00:37:47.000 They still have shitty water. 1.00

00:37:49.000 Flint is mostly black, or it's probably 50% black. 1.00

00:37:53.000 They might not have voted for him because of that, but the rest of Michigan would go, oh, you fixed our shitty city. 1.00

00:37:59.000 We like you. 0.98

00:38:00.000 That would have been a good move. 0.97

00:38:01.000 So there were some fuck-ups. 0.94

00:38:02.000 But, you know, he did better than me as president, so I can't complain.

00:38:08.000 But let's just look at the examples of voter fraud.

00:38:10.000 Because I was talking to this guy, Philip something from Dear Spiegel, a German magazine who was interviewing me today. 0.99

00:38:18.000 And he hadn't heard of the fucking sniffing. 0.99

00:38:21.000 This is what drives me nuts. 0.99

00:38:23.000 So many people, we know about all of Joe Biden's faults because we're in the Zoom. 0.99

00:38:28.000 But even your fucking Puerto Rican relatives, they hadn't heard any of the senile thing. 0.99

00:38:32.000 This shirt, they'd be like, what is that shirt about? 0.99

00:38:35.000 Like anyone on the right sees this shirt and they go, oh yeah, that's one of the better ones.

00:38:39.000 I prefer, you know, the thing.

00:38:42.000 But the left doesn't know these things.

00:38:49.000 We don't have a book of the day today because this was a spontaneous episode, but I like things to be centered.

00:38:54.000 And I'm happy to have Terry there for a few extra days. 0.98

00:38:57.000 They really fucked him. 0.97

00:38:59.000 He kind of went Through what Trump went through, where he represented masculinity and having a good time and being a man, and everything was cool, and then wimposity took over, and he was persona non grata. 0.99

00:39:12.000 Um, all right, oh, yeah, sorry.

00:39:16.000 So, yeah, I talked to that dear spiegel guy, and he'd never heard of the he'd never heard of the uh uh child sniffing, hadn't seen any of those montages. 0.93

00:39:24.000 And then I go, well, what about he goes, look, I understand that policy-wise, you are a fan of him, and I understand that, but the man, his personality is so fucking abrasive. 0.55

00:39:36.000 How can you support that? 1.00

00:39:38.000 And I go, what the fuck? 1.00

00:39:41.000 And I'm like, what specifically? 1.00

00:39:42.000 He goes, well, he's a liar. 0.98

00:39:44.000 And I'm like, what lie? 0.99

00:39:46.000 And he goes, oh, so many.

00:39:48.000 You know how they always do that?

00:39:50.000 I mean, this guy's intelligent.

00:39:51.000 And even the intelligent ones are like, oh, so many.

00:39:53.000 Where to begin? 1.00

00:39:55.000 I mean, fuck, he's lying right now. 1.00

00:39:57.000 That's what he said. 1.00

00:39:58.000 And I go, what is this?

00:40:00.000 The very fine people thing? 0.99

00:40:02.000 Or they're sending Mexicans a rapist? 0.99

00:40:04.000 Is that it? 1.00

00:40:06.000 And he goes, no, I mean, there's so many.

00:40:08.000 I don't even know where to begin.

00:40:09.000 Well, we have time.

00:40:10.000 Begin.

00:40:11.000 And you know what he came up with?

00:40:13.000 During the inauguration, he said that it was a bigger crowd than Obama's, and it wasn't even Klaus.

00:40:20.000 Okay.

00:40:21.000 It's a joke.

00:40:23.000 He overstated the audience at his inauguration.

00:40:27.000 Wow, what a, I don't like that person anymore. 1.00

00:40:30.000 What a dick. 1.00

00:40:33.000 So, and then he said, okay, okay, here's one. 1.00

00:40:36.000 He said that the election was stolen.

00:40:38.000 I go, it was.

00:40:39.000 And he goes, well, he said that there was evidence.

00:40:41.000 I've seen no evidence of vote fraud.

00:40:43.000 I go, dude, there is endless reams of it.

00:40:46.000 And also, by the way, to say that the election was stolen until we have a trial is an opinion.

00:40:53.000 So if you say that you think the election was stolen, that's your opinion.

00:40:58.000 It's not a lie.

00:40:58.000 A lie is when you knowingly say something untrue.

00:41:01.000 I work with a guy named Chad, not Ryan.

00:41:05.000 That's a lie.

00:41:05.000 I know his name's Ryan.

00:41:07.000 Who is a Chad? 0.99

00:41:09.000 What the fuck are you wearing, by the way? 1.00

00:41:11.000 How come I just noticed this now? 1.00

00:41:13.000 You look like an accountant for a fucking sailing dock. 0.99

00:41:17.000 So right here we have the... 0.99

00:41:20.000 You look like you go to these docks, these ports, whatever you call them, where boats have sort of haven't paid their boating fees.

00:41:29.000 So you can get them for a steal because all you have to do is pay the bill of the boat and then you can have the boat because someone just couldn't afford that boat anymore.

00:41:36.000 And you want to look good when you sell those boats. 0.99

00:41:39.000 So you dress in a fucking half-zip sweater. 0.99

00:41:41.000 Where did you get a half-zip sweater? 1.00

00:41:43.000 I always make fun of half-zip sweaters.

00:41:44.000 Marshall.

00:41:46.000 Why do you have one of those?

00:41:47.000 I don't know.

00:41:48.000 It looked nice.

00:41:48.000 My girlfriend said it looked nice on me.

00:41:50.000 Well, your girlfriend's retarded. 1.00

00:41:52.000 Got a little boat? 1.00

00:41:53.000 You look like a fucking, I don't even want to say faggot. 1.00

00:41:55.000 It's an insult to fags. 1.00

00:41:56.000 Everybody should come this way. 1.00

00:41:58.000 Oh, my God.

00:41:59.000 Half-zip sweaters?

00:42:00.000 It's so Westchester. 0.97

00:42:02.000 It's such a cunty, nerdy. 0.97

00:42:04.000 It's what lawyers do. 0.95

00:42:05.000 I'm LARPing. 0.99

00:42:06.000 And it's hot as shit. 0.99

00:42:08.000 Aren't you hot? 0.99

00:42:09.000 Yeah, I'm very uncomfortable.

00:42:11.000 Take it off.

00:42:13.000 Okay.

00:42:14.000 Take it off, off, off.

00:42:16.000 Take that half-zip off.

00:42:18.000 You will never need a half-zip sweater. 0.99

00:42:20.000 Even a weird, fake, pussy one that's super thin like that. 1.00

00:42:24.000 You will never need that in North America. 0.99

00:42:26.000 I want to go to Mars.

00:42:27.000 Maybe in Ireland.

00:42:29.000 Maybe in Scotland.

00:42:30.000 I like it. 0.64

00:42:32.000 Ugh, your shirt's filthy, by the way. 0.93

00:42:34.000 It's very filthy. 0.63

00:42:35.000 I can see like a ring of grease along the top, and you don't even put grease in your hair, so that's like body oil.

00:42:42.000 Yeah, I've never washed the shirt since I got it. 1.00

00:42:45.000 Wow, you suck. 1.00

00:42:48.000 And so he said, he's lying. 1.00

00:42:51.000 He said that the election was stauling.

00:42:53.000 And I go, what?

00:42:56.000 First of all, there's plenty of evidence of that.

00:42:58.000 And he goes, well, I haven't seen any.

00:42:59.000 So I started taking him through this, and I'll take you through it. 0.92

00:43:02.000 Maria Bartiromo, who I also had sex with at a party. 0.93

00:43:08.000 Same party? 0.99

00:43:09.000 Yep.

00:43:10.000 Wow.

00:43:11.000 It was my birthday.

00:43:12.000 Oh, I see.

00:43:13.000 Yeah.

00:43:14.000 4 a.m. dump, Wisconsin, 65,000 votes, 100% for Biden.

00:43:19.000 Now, I've been talking to liberals a little bit since this, and they go, well, he, you know, Biden said to his voters, do mail-in.

00:43:27.000 And Trump's voters were told to do it early and in person.

00:43:30.000 Yes.

00:43:31.000 That's not 100%.

00:43:32.000 Nothing's 100%.

00:43:34.000 Buy a pack of condoms.

00:43:35.000 It says 99.9% reliable.

00:43:39.000 No one says 100%. 1.00

00:43:42.000 100% of straight men do not want to fuck a young Sophia Lorraine. 1.00

00:43:47.000 Only 92 do. 1.00

00:43:50.000 The rest of them, I don't know what the fuck they're thinking, but only 96%. 1.00

00:43:55.000 No, 90% of men want to fuck Beatrice Dell in the movie Betty Blue. 1.00

00:44:01.000 Why that isn't 100%? 0.99

00:44:02.000 I do not know.

00:44:03.000 I said, well, you ain't that straight.

00:44:06.000 I said heterosexual men.

00:44:08.000 And you should be looking up young Beatrice Dell.

00:44:12.000 So he says to me, why would I listen to her?

00:44:15.000 And I go, well, you got to trust me when we're talking.

00:44:17.000 Or there's no sense in us talking.

00:44:19.000 This is why I hate when you play pool.

00:44:20.000 And they say, oh, you have to call it first.

00:44:24.000 I don't want to play.

00:44:25.000 If you think I'm going to cheat you, right? 0.89

00:44:28.000 And so you have to check me by calling and shot.

00:44:31.000 Well, then we shouldn't be playing because we're not friends.

00:44:33.000 I understand for strangers and stuff, but I don't want to play pool with people where I don't trust them to admit that they didn't mean it to go in that hole.

00:44:43.000 She's a 10. 0.98

00:44:47.000 She's old as shit now, but even now, she's nothing to... 1.00

00:44:51.000 I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers. 1.00

00:44:54.000 Anyway.

00:44:55.000 So yeah, go back to...

00:44:57.000 So he says, why are you showing me this?

00:44:58.000 I go, she's a pretty reputable journalist over at Fox News.

00:45:01.000 Like, this isn't some radical daily stormer thing.

00:45:04.000 4 a.m.

00:45:04.000 Dump, Michigan, 138, 499 votes, 100% for Biden.

00:45:09.000 Better numbers than Mugabe, Chavez, Castro. 0.99

00:45:14.000 Arizona poll workers forcing voters to use Sharpies, thereby invalidating ballots, which is why the pollster had to tell the world to stop telling her staff to stick Sharpies up their ass. 0.99

00:45:28.000 Trump leading in Georgia, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Minnesota, or Michigan. 0.90

00:45:33.000 and they stop counting before the vote ferry visits overnight.

00:45:38.000 That's all true.

00:45:40.000 Let's look at 1.4.

00:45:44.000 It's basically the same thing.

00:45:47.000 It's exactly the same thing.

00:45:50.000 Found.

00:45:51.000 All for Biden, none for Trump.

00:45:53.000 None have been thrown out.

00:45:55.000 I mean, again, that's proof.

00:45:58.000 So it's not, Trump isn't lying when he says it was stolen.

00:46:01.000 But just like with the boxing analogy, the mafia is running the fights now.

00:46:07.000 So keep fighting.

00:46:09.000 Eventually, you'll be vindicated.

00:46:11.000 But these are fixed.

00:46:13.000 So should I vote in 2024, Gavin?

00:46:17.000 I don't think so.

00:46:18.000 I think voting is over. 0.99

00:46:20.000 And then, of course, the second smoking gun is the fucking graph, which I guess is the same smoking gun. 0.99

00:46:25.000 The second example of this smoking gun is this graph. 0.99

00:46:29.000 And I talk to lefties and they haven't seen it.

00:46:32.000 Like, why does anything ever go doop, doot, doot, doop, boo, boo?

00:46:38.000 Never.

00:46:39.000 That doesn't happen.

00:46:40.000 If Biden, you know, could slowly squeeze the gap and then go ahead, that's how races work. 0.66

00:46:47.000 But when you're in a foot race, right, the guy that's behind eventually goes, I'm winning, and goes ahead.

00:46:53.000 He doesn't go, boop, and just leap that second that you blinked.

00:47:00.000 Let's go to 1-6.

00:47:07.000 Oh, this is awesome.

00:47:08.000 Let me go back.

00:47:09.000 Can you go back?

00:47:10.000 Some or all of the content shared in this tweet is disputed and might be misleading about an election or other civic processes.

00:47:19.000 Process?

00:47:20.000 View.

00:47:22.000 The election software system in Michigan that switched 6,000 votes from Trump to Biden is called Dominion.

00:47:29.000 It is used in 30 states, including Nevada, Arizona, Minnesota, Michigan, Wisconsin, Georgia, Pennsylvania.

00:47:35.000 Every single major swing state, every single one.

00:47:38.000 Now, I know you're sitting at home and you're going, Gavin, why are you so pessimistic?

00:47:43.000 This evidence is amazing.

00:47:47.000 Because perception and reality are different things, and we're living in an era of perception.

00:47:51.000 And the perception is that Biden won.

00:47:54.000 Reversing that in a corrupt system that the left spent years building, not just with big techs, big tech and the media, but the actual voting systems.

00:48:04.000 We're against all of that now.

00:48:06.000 So I believe strongly that we will prove in court that we won and that they cheated, but I don't think it will matter.

00:48:13.000 It is a disaster.

00:48:15.000 Oh, no.

00:48:16.000 Huge, huge mistake.

00:48:18.000 Yep.

00:48:19.000 1-7.

00:48:22.000 I'm just going through all my examps.

00:48:25.000 We should take some calls at some point.

00:48:27.000 U.S. postal worker caught a Canadian border with stolen ballots in car trunk.

00:48:32.000 Now, in the less defense, these are all valid, but they have to add up to 250K.

00:48:39.000 Are you drinking coffee?

00:48:43.000 Why?

00:48:43.000 It's delicious, and I want a little boost.

00:48:46.000 Ryan.

00:48:47.000 I don't act like you do with coffee, though.

00:48:50.000 I actually crash on coffee.

00:48:51.000 No, you don't. 0.99

00:48:52.000 You stay up all fucking night, and then you can't get out of bed in the morning. 0.99

00:48:55.000 Without coffee, it's Sunday. 1.00

00:48:56.000 Who cares?

00:48:57.000 Yeah.

00:48:58.000 It's a day like 1-9.

00:49:02.000 Another example.

00:49:06.000 Oh, this is interesting.

00:49:07.000 Milo's got a good parlor.

00:49:10.000 Benford's Law.

00:49:11.000 Imagine you write down all the numbers you see in a given week.

00:49:12.000 If you tell just the first digit of those numbers, you will have more ones than twos, more twos than threes, more threes than fours, and so on and so forth.

00:49:20.000 Benford's law has been used to detect when fraud has been committed.

00:49:23.000 Huh.

00:49:24.000 Trump's election data.

00:49:25.000 Zloop.

00:49:27.000 Makes perfect sense, right?

00:49:29.000 And then you have Biden's election data.

00:49:32.000 Doesn't make any sense. 0.99

00:49:33.000 Holy shit. 0.99

00:49:36.000 Yeah, I saw another one of these and I didn't know what it was from Raheem. 0.99

00:49:42.000 Which one?

00:49:42.000 It's kind of well illustrated.

00:49:45.000 Raheem Kassan posted it.

00:49:47.000 All right.

00:49:49.000 And then you can get that on your own time.

00:49:51.000 Philly, sorry, Fleckas, goes in and started voting as an old person. 0.76

00:49:57.000 Now, the New York Times fact-checked him and said those were probably caught in the act.

00:50:05.000 And so they don't count as fake.

00:50:08.000 And he goes, yeah, they may have been caught.

00:50:10.000 You show me that they were caught, but that wasn't my point.

00:50:12.000 My point was that I could vote as a dead guy.

00:50:17.000 And here's hundreds of examples of me doing it.

00:50:20.000 Oh, did I not send you the specific link?

00:50:24.000 Hello?

00:50:26.000 No, it brought me to this.

00:50:27.000 It just brought you to his homepage?

00:50:29.000 Yeah, was it a story?

00:50:32.000 Maybe.

00:50:34.000 Here Times Notes the Muppetry.

00:50:36.000 That's it, yeah.

00:50:39.000 Oh, yeah, it was a story.

00:50:40.000 The stories are weird to link to, right?

00:50:42.000 All right, guys, we got some interesting action here.

00:50:44.000 A couple days ago, I tweeted about how there were dead people that were requesting and returning absentee ballots in Michigan, Wayne County, Michigan.

00:50:52.000 And we got some fact checks since then, which is a little interesting.

00:50:55.000 And then also the New York Times is...

00:51:05.000 Mr. Fletcher doubled down.

00:51:08.000 See, that's a funny meme of the illustrates it better than my running analogy.

00:51:16.000 Anyway, so Fleckis is piling it in there.

00:51:18.000 You can look that up on your own time.

00:51:19.000 But basically, Fleckis went online and he registered as, or he voted, or tried to vote as a dead person.

00:51:26.000 He also has evidence of dead people requesting ballots, getting them the same day, and sending them out.

00:51:33.000 Now, the only way the New York Times can thwart that is to say, yeah, but it was caught.

00:51:39.000 Here we go.

00:51:41.000 We showed this already, right?

00:51:44.000 I'm just putting them all together.

00:51:47.000 Look at 21.

00:51:48.000 Philly Polster says he saw fraud. 0.98

00:51:51.000 Gay lore. 0.82

00:51:53.000 What I saw was disturbing, and the process seemed to be specifically so we could not observe, and also so we could not Challenge the only way to challenge something was to call an individual called Seth who was in the back of the room who could speak to people.

00:52:07.000 And again, they were very worried about photographs and videos.

00:52:12.000 What I saw was a disturbance.

00:52:13.000 Okay.

00:52:14.000 And the last one: 2-2.

00:52:21.000 I was a master at fixing mail-in ballots.

00:52:25.000 John Levine.

00:52:26.000 I'm starting to like that guy.

00:52:27.000 I've been very dubious to him from day one because he used to be a lefty and did a hit piece on me.

00:52:32.000 But go back to the top.

00:52:34.000 A top Democratic operative says voter fraud, especially with mail-in ballots, is no myth.

00:52:38.000 And he knows this because he's been doing it on a grand scale for decades.

00:52:42.000 Mail-in ballots have become the latest flashpoint in the 2020 elections.

00:52:45.000 While President Trump and the GOP warn of widespread manipulation of the absentee vote that will swell with COVID polling restrictions, many Democrats and their media allies have dismissed such concerns as unfounded.

00:52:58.000 But the political insider who spoke on condition of anonymity, wait a minute, John Levine's gay. 0.99

00:53:03.000 I think he fucks, I think he gets all the insides from the gays. 1.00

00:53:08.000 So this guy's probably gay. 1.00

00:53:09.000 And he said it in bed. 0.98

00:53:11.000 And then John Levine said, this is so, you've got to tell me more.

00:53:14.000 And he goes, I'll do it on anonymity if you blow me. 1.00

00:53:19.000 And he said, fine, fuck. 1.00

00:53:22.000 But the political insider, blah, blah, blah, said fraud is more the rule than the exception. 1.00

00:53:27.000 His dirty work has taken him through the weeds of municipal and federal elections, blah, blah, blah.

00:53:33.000 Some of the biggest names and highest office holders in New Jersey have benefited from his tricks, according to campaign records the Post reviewed.

00:53:41.000 That's juicy.

00:53:42.000 So this notion that election fraud is a myth and Trump is lying when he says the election is stolen, I just gave you, what, 15 examples?

00:53:53.000 You can show those to your liberal friends.

00:53:55.000 Yeah, we skipped a lot.

00:53:56.000 We did?

00:53:57.000 Well, we skipped a lot in general.

00:53:58.000 Oh, this is my favorite one.

00:54:00.000 Wait, did I not write that down?

00:54:02.000 No, you have it under...

00:54:03.000 This is my favorite one, but you skipped ahead.

00:54:05.000 Oh.

00:54:06.000 I'm wondering what's going on here.

00:54:09.000 I love this because he gives a ballot the finger.

00:54:12.000 Really?

00:54:13.000 Trump.

00:54:14.000 Trump. 1.00

00:54:15.000 Fucking Trump. 1.00

00:54:16.000 Fuck this shit. 1.00

00:54:17.000 Fuck you. 1.00

00:54:19.000 Fucking Trump. 1.00

00:54:21.000 Trump. 1.00

00:54:22.000 Fucking Trump. 1.00

00:54:24.000 Trump. 1.00

00:54:24.000 What's off a ballot? 1.00

00:54:26.000 What the fuck you? 1.00

00:54:27.000 He just gave a ballot the finger. 1.00

00:54:30.000 Fuck you. 1.00

00:54:31.000 You know what? 1.00

00:54:31.000 Fuck this. 1.00

00:54:32.000 I'm not. 1.00

00:54:33.000 I'm not enough.

00:54:37.000 At the very least, he doesn't look like a very calm, cool, and collected counter, does he?

00:54:41.000 No.

00:54:44.000 Yeah, that was my fave example, right?

00:54:46.000 So what do they have in store for us?

00:54:48.000 They have in store.

00:54:49.000 Let's take some calls.

00:54:50.000 But they have in store for us the gulags. 0.68

00:54:54.000 AOC said, let's make a list of everyone who supported Trump so we can do what to them?

00:55:00.000 What are you going to do to us, AOC?

00:55:02.000 Re-educate us?

00:55:06.000 Go to 2-3.

00:55:11.000 Is this telling?

00:55:13.000 Is anyone archiving these Trump sycophants for when they try to downplay or deny their complicity in the future?

00:55:19.000 I foresee decent probability of many deleted tweets, blah, blah, blah.

00:55:22.000 Yes, we are.

00:55:22.000 We are the Trump Accountability Project.

00:55:25.000 Every administrator, staffer, campaign staffer, Bundle, who represents, we should turn that project into our LinkedIn and only work with people on that blacklist.

00:55:36.000 What's your plan with us?

00:55:37.000 Because we heard the Bernie bros say that we should be sent to re-education camps.

00:55:41.000 That wasn't a hyperbole.

00:55:42.000 They said it quite literally.

00:55:45.000 Should we be imprisoned?

00:55:47.000 Remember what he said?

00:55:48.000 He said, we have to teach these Nazis to not be Nazis.

00:55:53.000 And then 2-4, they want to keep a list of us.

00:56:01.000 We're seeing your true colors, because that's why I love you.

00:56:07.000 Now, don't be afraid to let them show your true colors.

00:56:16.000 True colors.

00:56:20.000 I'm usually pretty bad at singing, but I thought that was very nice.

00:56:22.000 It was adorable.

00:56:24.000 Let's hear you if you think you're so much better than me.

00:56:27.000 Do the Don't Be Afraid.

00:56:30.000 I don't know that song as well.

00:56:32.000 So don't be afraid.

00:56:34.000 I know time after time.

00:56:36.000 Okay, let's try time after time.

00:56:37.000 When you're lost in your love, then you will find it.

00:56:41.000 Oh my God, are you joking?

00:56:43.000 Time after time.

00:56:45.000 I will be waiting.

00:56:47.000 It's A-flat.

00:56:50.000 When you're lost in your love, then you will find it.

00:56:54.000 Oh, my God.

00:56:55.000 I'm better at music.

00:56:59.000 I will be waiting.

00:57:01.000 Time after time.

00:57:04.000 Ow. 0.99

00:57:06.000 Time after time.

00:57:08.000 That's soothing.

00:57:09.000 The other one hurt.

00:57:11.000 Establish a new task force on online harassment and abuse to focus on the connection between mass shootings.

00:57:18.000 So again, five months of writing didn't happen.

00:57:20.000 So don't worry about Antifa.

00:57:24.000 But Proud Boys made a Pepe meme.

00:57:26.000 And that's linked to mass shootings and extremism and violence against women. 0.86

00:57:30.000 So let's establish a new task force.

00:57:33.000 Minority report.

00:57:34.000 Minority report.

00:57:35.000 And it's more big tech censorship than big tech could ever dream of.

00:57:41.000 This is British stuff.

00:57:42.000 This is where the police come to your door because you made a Nelson Mandela joke.

00:57:47.000 And then there's this guy, sorry, my last link for the whole show, 2.5.

00:57:51.000 He talks about a map.

00:57:54.000 I'm the map.

00:57:56.000 I'm the map.

00:57:57.000 I'm the map.

00:57:58.000 I'm the map.

00:58:00.000 It's a Dora the Explorer song.

00:58:01.000 Yes, it is.

00:58:02.000 Why do you know that?

00:58:03.000 Because I had a little cousin.

00:58:05.000 He loved Dora.

00:58:08.000 Understand there.

00:58:09.000 So users will be able to see every neighbor who financially donated to Republicans.

00:58:13.000 They already built this, but it got taken down.

00:58:14.000 It was called like Trump.watch or something.

00:58:18.000 We will then be encouraging users to aggressively but non-violently confront these people.

00:58:24.000 No safety for fascist enablers.

00:58:26.000 I just thought you said it was non-violent.

00:58:29.000 And then Whoever way of the world is says, understand they are building a violently anti-white narrative tied to this election.

00:58:35.000 Even if you don't like Trump, this will ultimately affect you.

00:58:39.000 So I think I've done a pretty good job of explaining that it looks like we lost.

00:58:44.000 We're going to keep fighting.

00:58:46.000 We're right.

00:58:47.000 There was fraud.

00:58:49.000 It was stolen.

00:58:51.000 But right isn't 100% of the picture anymore.

00:58:55.000 We are boxers in a corrupt league.

00:58:58.000 Basically boxers in New York in 1982 when the mob ran.

00:59:07.000 So we can take a couple calls.

00:59:08.000 Let me just find out if my house is burning down. 1.00

00:59:19.000 So fucking Joe, Pizza Joe, sent me that pizza. 1.00

00:59:23.000 There was no frozen things in it. 1.00

00:59:28.000 Frozen what?

00:59:29.000 Like the little discs, the dry ice things.

00:59:32.000 Oh.

00:59:32.000 Dry ice packs.

00:59:36.000 People keep sending me texts.

00:59:37.000 We won. 1.00

00:59:38.000 This is bullshit. 1.00

00:59:40.000 Come on, guys. 1.00

00:59:41.000 The Astros won the World Series.

00:59:44.000 They cheated.

00:59:45.000 Did they still get...

00:59:47.000 Are they still listed as the winners of the World Series?

00:59:49.000 Yes.

00:59:50.000 That's actually one of my favorite analogies.

00:59:51.000 I stole it.

00:59:52.000 But they banged on garbage cans.

00:59:55.000 They cheated.

00:59:55.000 They read signs from the pitcher.

00:59:58.000 The catcher, sorry.

00:59:59.000 And they won.

01:00:03.000 Wow, that first painting is real?

01:00:06.000 Yeah, that's their official thing that's on Twitter.

01:00:08.000 Hillary Clinton reposted this.

01:00:10.000 That is so Soviet. 0.95

01:00:12.000 Dude, it's so Yeah, that's nuts.

01:00:17.000 Yeah All hail China Okay Bob is on the line I you'd for apples once go ahead Jim Jordan joke Alright, 0.99

01:00:37.000 so my question is You're gonna die. 0.99

01:00:41.000 You know you're gonna die, right? 1.00

01:00:43.000 You're charging into battle, guns blazing, die with your boots on. 0.65

01:00:47.000 You pick a song that you're gonna die too.

01:00:50.000 What's your song?

01:00:51.000 That's easy.

01:00:52.000 God Flash Street Cleaner. 0.97

01:00:57.000 Alright, if you care, check out Gravel Walk by the Rogues.

01:01:02.000 That's my dad's song.

01:01:04.000 Okay, thanks for calling.

01:01:06.000 Mine's gonna be way better.

01:01:08.000 You want to hear his first or yours first?

01:01:10.000 I don't care.

01:01:11.000 Okay.

01:01:11.000 Let's see the obsolete one first.

01:01:14.000 So this looks his whole fucking album. 0.99

01:01:17.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

01:01:18.000 I guess Deadhead is the song I was thinking of.

01:01:21.000 Okay.

01:01:22.000 So the album is Street Cleaner, God Flesh, Dead Head.

01:01:26.000 And I've always thought it'd be a great song for Satan to play if he's flying over the country, which I guess he is right now.

01:01:32.000 Doing a great job.

01:01:33.000 Satan, you nailed this election.

01:01:35.000 Congratulations.

01:01:36.000 That's the real winner here.

01:01:41.000 Come on, we gotta go.

01:01:42.000 We gotta go.

01:01:44.000 Everyone over the hill now.

01:02:38.000 And this is why I talk to vets like Piers.

01:02:43.000 Because I've kind of been there too. 1.00

01:02:46.000 All right, let's hear his gay shit jam. 1.00

01:02:48.000 Gay shit jam coming up. 1.00

01:02:51.000 Two thumbs way down already. 1.00

01:02:57.000 Is that such a bad place?

01:03:11.000 I'm doing so good so far.

01:03:29.000 Okay, let me play a song.

01:03:33.000 Enough with the sound effects.

01:03:38.000 Is it just bagpipes?

01:03:40.000 That's awesome, dude.

01:03:42.000 You're right, I'm wrong.

01:03:44.000 You know, another great song to die to would be Desperacidos.

01:03:49.000 What's that song again? 1.00

01:03:51.000 Not the fucking Biden jump. 1.00

01:03:53.000 Despacito. 0.99

01:03:55.000 With a D, Desperacidos.

01:03:56.000 One, two, three, one, two, three.

01:04:00.000 You know what it...

01:04:01.000 I remember we had it on the show once.

01:04:03.000 City of the Hill.

01:04:10.000 No.

01:04:11.000 No?

01:04:12.000 It's their biggest hit.

01:04:13.000 It should be the first one that comes up.

01:04:14.000 That was the first one.

01:04:15.000 Let's see.

01:04:18.000 One, two, three, one, two, three, two, doo-dun-dun-dun-dun.

01:04:24.000 Nyingo flow?

01:04:26.000 Two years ago.

01:04:27.000 Manchawao?

01:04:30.000 Mano Chow is a band.

01:04:32.000 Oh.

01:04:35.000 Desperacito band.

01:04:37.000 I don't know.

01:04:38.000 I know what song you're talking about, and it ruled.

01:04:40.000 City on the Hill.

01:04:42.000 Okay, Anonymous.

01:04:44.000 Try that one.

01:04:46.000 Greater Omaha.

01:04:47.000 That album looks familiar, right?

01:04:48.000 That's the album.

01:04:49.000 Okay.

01:04:50.000 Me and My Wife and the Ladder.

01:04:51.000 Yeah.

01:04:52.000 Let's go to that whole album.

01:04:53.000 Like, if you, it should be the first thing that comes up for them.

01:04:55.000 Maybe it's just money?

01:04:58.000 Yeah.

01:04:59.000 Happiest person.

01:05:00.000 Oh, Mañana.

01:05:00.000 That's it.

01:05:01.000 Mañana.

01:05:02.000 Okay.

01:05:47.000 Okay.

01:05:49.000 That's a great jam.

01:05:51.000 I made a whole video of that in my head where the singer gets up there, but someone jumps up from the crown and takes over the whole song and the band beats away.

01:05:57.000 And he keeps coming back up and he's all bloodied.

01:06:00.000 And he's the one who sings the whole song.

01:06:02.000 And the singer is like this hunk who's all pissed. 0.98

01:06:05.000 I just want them to suffer. 0.84

01:06:07.000 Well, they're not.

01:06:10.000 Let's do another call.

01:06:11.000 Let's try to make it about the election if we can, folks.

01:06:13.000 That's why we're doing this emergency show.

01:06:16.000 Claire.

01:06:18.000 Hey, so should Joe Biden become the next president?

01:06:23.000 What happens to Hunter Biden, and how soon does that happen?

01:06:29.000 Immediately and nothing.

01:06:31.000 He will not be prosecuted.

01:06:32.000 It will get dropped.

01:06:33.000 Remember, the laptop was on the FBI's desk.

01:06:36.000 Joe Biden pushed it off and it was gone.

01:06:39.000 Then, you know, Ukraine tried to investigate him.

01:06:42.000 Biden did quid pro call when it was gone.

01:06:44.000 Hunter's good.

01:06:46.000 Hunter's fine.

01:06:47.000 He may OD.

01:06:48.000 I'm sure his dad would be happy about that.

01:06:50.000 And then it becomes just like Bo, my sad son.

01:06:53.000 But he's going to disappear and so will the case.

01:06:59.000 Okay.

01:06:59.000 I was thinking he would OD immediately.

01:07:02.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:07:03.000 He doesn't matter anymore.

01:07:05.000 Like, that's the beauty of Joe in control.

01:07:07.000 Now, Trump still has, what, November, December, and some of January to change the world.

01:07:14.000 I don't know if he will.

01:07:15.000 But yeah, I'm not optimistic about Hunter getting prosecuted.

01:07:19.000 I mean, we all know what he did, but that doesn't matter anymore.

01:07:21.000 And that's another thing about these lefties, too, is you ask them about Hunter Biden, and they go, who?

01:07:28.000 Thanks for calling.

01:07:32.000 I'm going to breeze through these.

01:07:34.000 Okay, Mark.

01:07:36.000 Oh, hi, Mark.

01:07:37.000 Oh, hi, Mark.

01:07:40.000 Oh, hi, Mark.

01:07:41.000 Hooru.

01:07:45.000 Hooru! 0.96

01:07:46.000 Hey, hey.

01:07:46.000 Um.

01:07:48.000 So, my wife is a lawyer.

01:07:51.000 My wife?

01:07:52.000 I'm asking her.

01:07:53.000 Is she also a dude? 0.99

01:08:00.000 Why aren't there more lawyers who are fighting for this corruption shit that's going on? 0.99

01:08:08.000 Why aren't there more attorneys out there trying to figure out what the fuck is going on? 0.99

01:08:12.000 They all signed up to back the law, but I don't see anybody backing the law. 0.94

01:08:18.000 Yeah, great point. 0.99

01:08:20.000 And I think it's because law school is just more of this K through 12 NYU brainwashing bullshit. 0.64

01:08:27.000 I mean, they have law schools where you don't have, if you're doing like criminal law, you don't have to attend the classes where they talk about rape law because you might find that traumatizing. 0.99

01:08:36.000 So this SJW shit has permeated not just law school, but lawyers and judges. 0.96

01:08:43.000 The whole justice system is a social justice system. 0.99

01:08:46.000 But I will say, our man, Ron Coleman, he's not allowed to talk on the show, but he is out there in Philly prosecuting these people for all of this fraud.

01:08:55.000 But it's not the norm.

01:08:57.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:08:59.000 Yeah, I see the people on TV doing it, but it just seems like me not being a lawyer, I'm like, man, I think I need to go to law school to fucking fight this shit. 0.98

01:09:12.000 Yeah, and I've heard a lot of that recently. 0.91

01:09:15.000 I've heard a lot of non-political, thanks for calling, by the way.

01:09:17.000 I've heard a lot of non-political people saying, I want to go volunteer for this guy or that guy.

01:09:23.000 I want to save this country.

01:09:24.000 Oh, and I'm glad you brought that up because that's what I wanted to mention.

01:09:27.000 This is the silver lining of this whole thing.

01:09:31.000 Five years ago, six years ago, pre-Trump, you didn't know what the death tax was.

01:09:36.000 You didn't know what capital gains tax was.

01:09:38.000 You didn't know what our debt to China was or tariffs were.

01:09:45.000 We were all kind of, I mean, we knew the basics.

01:09:48.000 We knew the Senate and the House and passing a bill, whatever.

01:09:51.000 But we didn't know the semantics.

01:09:53.000 We didn't know the intricacies.

01:09:54.000 We didn't know how corrupt they were.

01:09:56.000 And now we do.

01:09:58.000 So it's sort of like me too with Hollywood or Ricky Gervais even doing the awards show. 0.97

01:10:05.000 Take that on a grand scale, where what Ricky Gervais did to Hollywood that one night, where he said, these are all clowns. 0.80

01:10:13.000 Why are we looking at them like they're royalty? 0.92

01:10:15.000 Trump did that with Hollywood, sorry, with politics.

01:10:18.000 He went in there and said, this is just a big DMV.

01:10:20.000 This is all a swamp. 1.00

01:10:22.000 These people are incompetent. 0.99

01:10:23.000 They don't know what they're doing. 1.00

01:10:24.000 Fuck them all. 1.00

01:10:25.000 Stop revering them. 1.00

01:10:26.000 Your representatives have not been representing you.

01:10:29.000 They've been ripping you off.

01:10:31.000 And that is a beautiful wake-up call to most of America.

01:10:34.000 So I think the good news about him is that he politicized a lot of apolitical people and got us to care about this country.

01:10:44.000 The Lord works in mysterious ways.

01:10:46.000 And this man has red-pilled half the country.

01:10:51.000 And these were working class people who didn't have time to care. 0.99

01:10:54.000 They were too busy surveying the construction of a skyscraper.

01:10:59.000 And now they also care what happens to their tax dollars. 0.98

01:11:03.000 And that's a great thing.

01:11:05.000 See a lot of people not trusting the GOP anymore either. 1.00

01:11:07.000 They're like, you know, fuck the GOP. 0.99

01:11:09.000 Yeah, he woke us up to the corruption of the GOP. 1.00

01:11:11.000 We used to think you're right or left.

01:11:12.000 Now we're like, I don't even like the right. 1.00

01:11:14.000 Fuck you all. 1.00

01:11:15.000 Fuck you all. 1.00

01:11:16.000 That's what Kumiya was saying. 1.00

01:11:17.000 I tried to get him on the show, but he's having dinner right now.

01:11:20.000 But he said, I think Trump should just go, well, I tried to save you. 1.00

01:11:23.000 I did my best, and you told me to fuck off. 1.00

01:11:25.000 So go fuck yourself. 1.00

01:11:27.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:11:29.000 Anthony says, no more Fox News. 0.98

01:11:31.000 He's like, I'll watch some clips, but you can kiss my asserfe. 0.99

01:11:36.000 I talked to him occasionally, but he would never go public on anything like that.

01:11:40.000 You hear that thing that Trump was talking about doing like a Trump TV, and he's taking Hannity and Tucker with him?

01:11:46.000 Yeah.

01:11:47.000 I would never be mad.

01:11:48.000 People go, so Trump's new plan is a new Fox News.

01:11:53.000 That's real.

01:11:53.000 You'll never know.

01:11:54.000 You're going to be on it.

01:11:54.000 You never know.

01:11:55.000 Yeah, sure.

01:11:56.000 You never know.

01:11:56.000 You can be like, you're really funny.

01:11:58.000 I don't know why they don't like you.

01:11:59.000 Listen, they said the same thing about me.

01:12:01.000 They say, racist, bad guy, and you're a good guy.

01:12:06.000 You're a funny guy. 0.66

01:12:09.000 I like this pirate ship, too.

01:12:10.000 Like, I don't know.

01:12:11.000 We have 20,000 viewers, 2 million bucks.

01:12:14.000 I don't really want to sell.

01:12:16.000 Yeah, no, no, don't.

01:12:17.000 I hear if you get up to like 3.6 million gross, you can sell for 10 times annum.

01:12:22.000 That impresses me.

01:12:24.000 But then what do I do?

01:12:25.000 I leave?

01:12:27.000 So then I'm working for someone else doing my own show when I could have just made my own money?

01:12:31.000 Yeah, why would they buy it if it wasn't coming back?

01:12:33.000 Why would they buy it if I'm going to leave?

01:12:35.000 Yeah.

01:12:35.000 So they probably have golden handcuffs and say, we're paying you for this, but you can't leave for 10 years.

01:12:40.000 I'll just make the money myself for 10 years.

01:12:42.000 Thank you.

01:12:44.000 All right, let's take another call.

01:12:46.000 We've got to go soon.

01:12:47.000 Okay. 1.00

01:12:49.000 Sterile, gay porn. 1.00

01:12:52.000 This doesn't sound like it involves. 1.00

01:12:54.000 That wasn't gay porn, but it was why I'm gay for you guys. 0.99

01:13:00.000 Oh, good. 0.99

01:13:02.000 Go ahead.

01:13:02.000 So anyhow, I just wanted to kind of fan out and tell you guys how much I appreciated your election coverage.

01:13:09.000 I can't, absolutely can't stand the mainstream anymore.

01:13:12.000 And even tonight, I'm trying to watch college football and they're button in and taking all the games off to go this fake congratulations speech. 0.99

01:13:23.000 Ah, for fuck's sake. 0.98

01:13:24.000 And isn't it weird, though, how you talk to, like you talk to people on the right, and you're like, they know about the child sniffing and they know about the voter fraud. 0.99

01:13:31.000 You can deny that the voter fraud is a big deal and you can say it's not that many votes.

01:13:36.000 I get that.

01:13:37.000 But they haven't even heard of it.

01:13:40.000 And I'm just like, well, I can't talk to you if you haven't heard of the child sniffing or the voter fraud. 0.99

01:13:45.000 Like if you haven't heard of the 139,000 votes that were all Biden, why are we talking and why do you give a shit about any of this? 0.99

01:13:52.000 Because you clearly don't. 0.99

01:13:55.000 Yeah.

01:13:55.000 And in the end, what really matters to me here is that, I mean, it pisses me off that Trump's probably not going to be in office, but our system seems irreparably broken all of a sudden.

01:14:05.000 I mean, what are we going to do going forward for voting?

01:14:09.000 I mean, how are you going to trust anything in the future?

01:14:12.000 Yeah, that's the million-dollar, maybe the trillion-dollar question is, like, why vote in the future now?

01:14:19.000 We'd need a Republican, a conservative to get in there and start revamping the system. 1.00

01:14:24.000 That might not happen until fucking 2028. 0.90

01:14:30.000 So, like, why vote in 2024? 0.98

01:14:32.000 Why bother?

01:14:34.000 I don't know.

01:14:36.000 I missed one point.

01:14:38.000 I was fanning out.

01:14:39.000 I enjoyed you guys' show so much that that night I dreamt that we were all ticking in the studio, and I told you we were all good friends and having Budweiser.

01:14:49.000 Dude, we are.

01:14:50.000 We are all good friends, and we are drinking Budweiser.

01:14:54.000 Cheers.

01:14:56.000 I feel that way, man.

01:14:58.000 I was happy watching that show the other night.

01:15:00.000 I mean, you ended it good.

01:15:02.000 Regardless, whatever.

01:15:03.000 It was a good time.

01:15:05.000 I appreciate it.

01:15:06.000 Thanks, pal.

01:15:06.000 Later, dude.

01:15:07.000 Have a good one.

01:15:10.000 Is there a finite number of calls?

01:15:12.000 I cheer up for sad things.

01:15:13.000 I cheer up for happy things.

01:15:16.000 There's a finite number.

01:15:17.000 Yeah, sure.

01:15:17.000 There's 20.

01:15:19.000 It's going to be a little rough, but we're not getting through that.

01:15:21.000 Let's try to speed it up.

01:15:22.000 Okay.

01:15:23.000 We got Kevin.

01:15:26.000 Kevin.

01:15:27.000 Hello.

01:15:28.000 Hello.

01:15:29.000 Hello, Darling. 1.00

01:15:30.000 Hey, last time you said you think I wanted to fuck you, but I don't. 0.99

01:15:35.000 My friend Erin does. 1.00

01:15:37.000 She says you make her moister than an oyster when you wear suits.

01:15:40.000 Yikesies. 1.00

01:15:41.000 Oh, that's nice.

01:15:42.000 Where's she from?

01:15:45.000 Indiana. 1.00

01:15:46.000 I'll eat your ass. 1.00

01:15:47.000 Is she a brunette? 1.00

01:15:50.000 Yeah, but she's married. 1.00

01:15:53.000 Well, let's get her husband and my wife on a plane and clip the brakes. 1.00

01:15:57.000 It's not a joke.

01:16:00.000 Thanks for calling, man.

01:16:02.000 I love sounds Hispanic.

01:16:06.000 Just by the name and the hair?

01:16:08.000 Yeah.

01:16:09.000 All right, we got Charlie.

01:16:11.000 Almost got fired, got in trouble.

01:16:13.000 It was brief, and he didn't stop by.

01:16:15.000 What?

01:16:16.000 Hello?

01:16:17.000 Hello.

01:16:18.000 Hello?

01:16:19.000 Hello?

01:16:20.000 Can you hear me?

01:16:21.000 Can you hear me?

01:16:22.000 Yes.

01:16:22.000 Hello.

01:16:23.000 Hello.

01:16:24.000 Oh, my God.

01:16:25.000 I'm on.

01:16:25.000 You're on.

01:16:26.000 All right.

01:16:27.000 So, I work at a craft store.

01:16:30.000 Michael's? 0.94

01:16:31.000 Kind of gay, but it's 11 an hour. 0.98

01:16:32.000 And I can do right now. 0.95

01:16:36.000 But I work in the warehouse. 1.00

01:16:37.000 And there's this fucking kid. 0.99

01:16:39.000 Well, he's not a kid. 1.00

01:16:40.000 He's 20.

01:16:41.000 And he's balding, 5'3.

01:16:44.000 Ooh. 0.99

01:16:44.000 Which, sorry, Ryan, that's pretty gay. 0.99

01:16:47.000 I'm not 5'3 ⁇ . 1.00

01:16:48.000 Fuckface. 1.00

01:16:49.000 And I have tons of hair. 1.00

01:16:50.000 Go ahead.

01:16:50.000 Okay, I'm sorry.

01:16:51.000 It's okay.

01:16:52.000 But anyway.

01:16:52.000 That dude's got to get in a band or start dealing coke like today.

01:16:56.000 And oh, I'm, by the way, I'm 6'1, 215 pounds.

01:17:01.000 I was 270.

01:17:02.000 Lost mad weight over quarantine.

01:17:04.000 Did your weight loss trick of burn more calories than you take in? 0.98

01:17:09.000 And so anyway, so he always like talks down to me and shit, and I'm a bigger guy. 0.99

01:17:13.000 I could easily fucking look. 0.96

01:17:15.000 But I wasn't going to because I liked my job. 0.99

01:17:17.000 But so one day, I'm like pushing a dolly of boxes, and he fucking steps in front of me. 0.79

01:17:24.000 And I don't know, like, I'm like, excuse me? 0.96

01:17:26.000 And he's like, no, you can wait. 0.96

01:17:28.000 And then he fucking steps in front of me blatantly when I try to go around him. 0.99

01:17:32.000 So I slam the dolly into his shins. 0.99

01:17:34.000 So he throws down all my boxes. 0.98

01:17:36.000 So I get in his face. 0.99

01:17:37.000 And I'm like, what the fuck are you going to do? 0.99

01:17:39.000 And then he pushes me. 0.99

01:17:43.000 And I want like Haymaker, one punch. 1.00

01:17:45.000 He falls on his ass. 1.00

01:17:47.000 And then I'm ready to fight him. 1.00

01:17:50.000 And then he's just like, you're lucky no one saw that. 1.00

01:17:53.000 And I go, motherfucker, you're lucky I hit you once. 1.00

01:17:56.000 And then it's done. 1.00

01:17:58.000 Our conflict is settled.

01:17:59.000 And I go in the break room and he's writing a letter to the manager saying that, like, hell, I'm so mean to him all the time.

01:18:06.000 And then the managers call me in.

01:18:08.000 My manager's like a veteran and stuff, so he understood.

01:18:10.000 And I'm like, this kid keeps disrespecting me.

01:18:13.000 And then he pushes me and throws down my boxes.

01:18:16.000 I don't know what I'm supposed to do in that situation.

01:18:19.000 So we both got like warnings and everything was fine. 0.99

01:18:21.000 But now, like, he treats me like a fucking god now. 1.00

01:18:25.000 The only shit he talks is behind my back. 1.00

01:18:28.000 And like, like, I think you said once, or knowing you probably, like, 37 times, if someone's talking behind my back, like, I don't give a fuck. 1.00

01:18:38.000 Because, like, if you don't have the courage to say it's my face, it doesn't mean anything to me. 0.99

01:18:42.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:18:42.000 But, yeah, so then he, but now he, like, treats me like I'm a fucking god. 0.99

01:18:49.000 And he, like, says, good night, good morning, and I'm just like, okay. 0.92

01:18:52.000 And he says, please, and thank you.

01:18:54.000 And, like, my mom was mad at me.

01:18:56.000 But, like, no one else, everyone else is like, good.

01:18:59.000 This is like something out of the Nature Channel.

01:19:01.000 How old are you, by the way?

01:19:03.000 17.

01:19:04.000 Oh, okay.

01:19:05.000 So I'm going to say, move out.

01:19:06.000 You sound like you're 21.

01:19:08.000 But that's great.

01:19:09.000 Yeah, you took care of business.

01:19:10.000 And it's so true.

01:19:11.000 I had some jogger jog by me today, and then he stares at me as he's jogging by.

01:19:16.000 And then he keeps looking, and then he takes his mask off and keeps looking.

01:19:19.000 And that was his idea of intimidation. 1.00

01:19:21.000 And I mentioned at the beginning of the show, and I'm like, either say, fuck you, or I want to fight or I want to argue, or I don't hear it. 1.00

01:19:28.000 I don't feel it. 1.00

01:19:29.000 It's irrelevant.

01:19:31.000 You know?

01:19:32.000 Yeah.

01:19:32.000 And that kid's like that, too.

01:19:33.000 Like, today, I took out like three, probably around 200-pound pieces of furniture to one car.

01:19:39.000 And the lady's very nice. 1.00

01:19:40.000 It's a Christian store. 0.96

01:19:42.000 So most, they're like 90% of them are nice Trump Christians and the other 10% are lesbians. 0.98

01:19:48.000 But so, yeah.

01:19:51.000 So she gives me a five.

01:19:52.000 And I'm like, thank you.

01:19:53.000 It's unexpected.

01:19:54.000 And he's bringing in carts and he's like, actually, you're not supposed to take tips.

01:19:58.000 And I'm like, okay.

01:20:00.000 Yeah, okay.

01:20:01.000 Flight attendants aren't supposed to take tips. 1.00

01:20:03.000 That doesn't mean they don't take them. 1.00

01:20:04.000 Go fuck yourself. 1.00

01:20:06.000 And yeah, my only regret in this scenario is that he didn't hit me back after I knocked him down. 1.00

01:20:13.000 Because then I would have been able to actually do some damage.

01:20:16.000 No, that's not a good regret.

01:20:18.000 You did a great job.

01:20:18.000 He's had the first punch of his life.

01:20:20.000 And you changed the trajectory of his life forever. 1.00

01:20:24.000 He might even start getting pussy now. 0.99

01:20:26.000 There's two kinds of people, and he's definitely never been punched before that. 1.00

01:20:29.000 So you birthed him.

01:20:31.000 You're his mother now.

01:20:33.000 All right, we gotta go.

01:20:34.000 Thanks for watching. 1.00

01:20:34.000 You're my prison bitch. 1.00

01:20:36.000 You're not a nice person. 1.00

01:20:38.000 I disagree. 0.98

01:20:41.000 I'll even kiss the men.

01:20:43.000 I won't like it.

01:20:45.000 Oh, it's good.

01:20:46.000 You know what I just realized?

01:20:47.000 What's that?

01:20:48.000 It's me so sad not having that guy around.

01:20:50.000 That's exactly. 1.00

01:20:51.000 Like, I remember George W. Bush and all his malapropisms and his fucking the English language up the ass every time he opened his mouth. 1.00

01:20:58.000 Fool me once. 1.00

01:21:00.000 Shame on me.

01:21:00.000 Fool me.

01:21:01.000 Another.

01:21:02.000 Won't get fooled again.

01:21:03.000 We're going to have four years of that.

01:21:05.000 No more of like, I'll kiss the guys.

01:21:08.000 I think we're going to get way more.

01:21:09.000 You got to be proud of your boys.

01:21:11.000 I think we're going to get way more.

01:21:12.000 Unbridled.

01:21:14.000 Unbridled.

01:21:16.000 Doobes.

01:21:17.000 I'm smoking a dubiosity.

01:21:20.000 Broker.

01:21:22.000 What's up, bro?

01:21:24.000 Broker Backer Mountainer?

01:21:25.000 Hello?

01:21:26.000 Hello.

01:21:29.000 Hey, I can explain how to get around taxes.

01:21:32.000 I can't believe you don't know how to do this.

01:21:35.000 Okay, I'm ready.

01:21:37.000 Okay, it's very simple.

01:21:39.000 You need to have one person who's not in your family that you know, who you trust, and all you have to do is deposit money in a company, an LLC, and then they're going to wire that money to a foreign country.

01:21:52.000 And then you have a currency swap contract where they invest it, and they can give it right back to you, wire it back, and then when they give it to you, it's non-taxable.

01:22:03.000 Is it counted as a gift?

01:22:08.000 So when it comes out that way, it's simply a payment.

01:22:12.000 I'm in law school, and first off, everything you said about law school is totally true, and that's how I'm paying for law school is like you can get people around taxes legally because everyone did it before the Panama papers.

01:22:24.000 And then when the Panama papers came out, everyone from the EU cracked down on all these cliché countries, like the Virgin Islands and stuff.

01:22:33.000 And so you can't do the same thing anymore.

01:22:34.000 And so that's why you have to find an African country, and you can do the exact same thing. 0.67

01:22:38.000 An African country.

01:22:42.000 So you said?

01:22:43.000 Yes.

01:22:45.000 Yeah, and you have to have a currency exchange contract.

01:22:52.000 You're cutting out.

01:22:52.000 Thanks for calling.

01:22:55.000 Maybe we could get Mr. Ibu to help us.

01:22:59.000 The Bank of Money.

01:23:00.000 He went to the College of Education.

01:23:03.000 That's real, by the way.

01:23:04.000 And he also worked at a factory that produced crates.

01:23:08.000 That's also true.

01:23:10.000 Bill.

01:23:13.000 Hello, Bill.

01:23:15.000 Hello, Javin Ryan.

01:23:17.000 Hello, what's up?

01:23:20.000 Hey, it's me and my fiancé here.

01:23:22.000 We're living in very liberal New Jersey.

01:23:25.000 We're both teachers.

01:23:26.000 Wanted to call and say that we support you guys.

01:23:30.000 My fiancé is not a fan of the past few calls you guys have had.

01:23:35.000 But we wanted to say, too, that we're seeing the curriculum change in our schools.

01:23:40.000 And they took out the Constitution and the American Revolution.

01:23:47.000 Yeah, those are irrelevant.

01:23:48.000 Like, what's so great about the...

01:23:50.000 What even happened there?

01:23:52.000 Like, why is that relevant to American history?

01:23:56.000 Well, you know, we're getting worried about Civil War with this whole thing, depending on how this works.

01:24:01.000 Well, let's take the Civil War out of the curriculum then, and you won't have to worry about it anymore.

01:24:08.000 What was that?

01:24:09.000 I'm sorry.

01:24:09.000 I said, let's take the Civil War out of the students' curriculum, and then you won't have to worry about it anymore.

01:24:16.000 That's my remember.

01:24:20.000 I was talking to a producer.

01:24:21.000 Thanks for calling.

01:24:22.000 I was talking to a producer at Fox News, and I think I've told this story before, but I said, and by the way, thanks for implying that I repeat my stories.

01:24:30.000 I said, I found this smoking gun about what happens in college. 0.98

01:24:34.000 You're not going to fucking believe this. 0.99

01:24:36.000 They did this. 0.99

01:24:37.000 And he goes, Yeah, we know.

01:24:42.000 You know what?

01:24:43.000 College is a lost cause.

01:24:44.000 We're not interested in college anymore.

01:24:46.000 Our new focus is K through 12.

01:24:49.000 And that is where America is getting destroyed, K through 12. 1.00

01:24:53.000 Well, I'll be dipped in shit. 0.99

01:24:55.000 I'm not saying the teachers who just called in are part of that conspiracy. 0.99

01:24:57.000 They're clearly not if they're listening to this show and they're not excited about the death of the Constitution. 1.00

01:25:03.000 But this is like the reason Antifa can fall for this shit and spit in a cop's face is because from kindergarten right through to high school, they've been told that this country sucks and there's fascism and Black Lives Matter just trying to stop blacks being killed. 1.00

01:25:18.000 And you end up believing that shit, so it makes them easy puns. 1.00

01:25:22.000 Anyway, I got to go. 0.99

01:25:23.000 Let's do one more call.

01:25:25.000 Okay.

01:25:27.000 Spencer.

01:25:30.000 Yo, how you doing, boys?

01:25:32.000 Yo, what's up?

01:25:35.000 So I'm thinking about this whole thing, and it's like, I don't know why anybody's surprised at what's going on.

01:25:40.000 Like, this was the plan the whole time.

01:25:42.000 The Democrats, all they had to do was fake just enough votes to cause chaos in the country.

01:25:49.000 It's not like they had to fake millions of votes.

01:25:51.000 They just had to make it close enough to say, no, Biden won.

01:25:55.000 Biden won no matter what.

01:25:56.000 We're calling the states.

01:25:57.000 He won.

01:25:58.000 He won.

01:25:59.000 And then everybody else who disagrees with it's a conspiracy theorist.

01:26:03.000 So it's like, not only was this just their plan to disrupt the whole election, it's like a twofold thing because now it's demoralized all the normie Trump voters, like people who are Trump because they understand that he's great for the country. 0.99

01:26:22.000 Like they've demoralized them completely to the point where it's like, fuck this. 0.99

01:26:25.000 I'm not voting anymore. 1.00

01:26:26.000 I'm not doing any of this shit. 1.00

01:26:27.000 You guys are all fake. 1.00

01:26:28.000 Only the diehard patriots and the people who actually love this country are fighting for it.

01:26:33.000 And you really see how many there actually are.

01:26:36.000 And it's kind of scary how much we're lacking in all that.

01:26:41.000 Like Georgia, Wisconsin, Michigan, Arizona, they're not separated by hundreds of thousands of votes.

01:26:49.000 They're only separated by like, you know, I think the last time I saw Arizona, it was like a couple thousand votes, like four or five thousand votes.

01:26:59.000 So really, nationwide, you would only have to fake 300,000 votes in key battleground states and counties, and you won the election.

01:27:10.000 So it's like, they're brushing all this dumb shit off about, oh, there's dead voters, there's whatever, there's, you know, people who didn't actually voter voting, late ballots coming in. 0.90

01:27:21.000 But it's only a couple thousand. 0.99

01:27:23.000 Those couple thousand are determining the election.

01:27:27.000 So it's a lot easier to control just a small amount of fake votes than it is nationwide, you know, corruption.

01:27:35.000 Yep, great point.

01:27:36.000 Great point.

01:27:37.000 Thanks for calling.

01:27:38.000 And the beauty of that, too, is you now have the media on your side.

01:27:42.000 So when it gets disproven with this, what do we have?

01:27:44.000 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten examples of voter fraud.

01:27:49.000 When it gets disproven with any of these examples, the media has already changed the whole narrative.

01:27:56.000 Like people always say, well, there's the law and there's the people.

01:28:00.000 And if the people, it doesn't matter if the people are against something.

01:28:02.000 No.

01:28:03.000 People are against free speech.

01:28:04.000 So they censor people and they get them kicked off social media.

01:28:08.000 My speech would still stand up in a court of law.

01:28:11.000 But because I'm banned from all social media, that's all that matters.

01:28:14.000 And I've always said, like, if the world was okay with murder, if America didn't really mind murder and they thought, oh, you probably have it coming, you can have cops, you can have them arrest people.

01:28:26.000 I mean, we see this in the hood.

01:28:28.000 In the hood, they don't really mind murder. 0.83

01:28:30.000 And 75% of black on black crime does not get investigated because it's just kind of accepted.

01:28:35.000 So you can have the laws, but it's really what the people believe.

01:28:39.000 And as of today, the people believe Biden won.

01:28:43.000 Now, we're going to keep fighting.

01:28:45.000 We're going to prove them wrong. 1.00

01:28:47.000 But they're going to go, no, fuck you. 1.00

01:28:49.000 He won. 1.00

01:28:50.000 Now, a lot are asking, what's your, like, you've showed your no video.

01:28:56.000 You've showed your victory video.

01:28:57.000 What if there was no resolution?

01:29:01.000 Because that's kind of where we are right now.

01:29:04.000 I mean, we're saying Trump won.

01:29:06.000 We're saying America's accepted that he lost.

01:29:10.000 And we're somewhere in the middle, I guess.

01:29:12.000 So we should probably show them.

01:29:14.000 Ryan?

01:29:17.000 The no answer video.

01:29:19.000 Oh, of course.

01:29:22.000 Sad.

01:29:22.000 Pulling up someone calling Bill de Blasio a fan.

01:29:25.000 Did you see that?

01:29:25.000 Okay, cool.

01:29:26.000 Of course I did.

01:29:27.000 Everyone has.

01:29:28.000 But this is our stance on there being no solution whatsoever.

01:29:34.000 Let's go full screen on that.

01:30:07.000 Relax.

01:31:21.000 I guess we'll see tomorrow.

01:31:23.000 Maybe we'll know tomorrow.

01:31:30.000 We got to get laughs for those shoots in the future.

01:31:33.000 Yeah.

01:31:37.000 But yeah, we all know Trump won.

01:31:40.000 We all know Biden will be president.

01:31:43.000 We're going to keep fighting.

01:31:44.000 We're never going to stop because it's just what we do.

01:31:48.000 Woodchucks Chuck Wood. 1.00

01:31:50.000 We fight against this bullshit, socialist, lie culture that we're living in, where we're told we suck, where we're told we should be ashamed, where incompetent losers like AOC try to come up with economic plans that cost people $620,000 1.00

01:32:07.000 per household. 1.00

01:32:08.000 No, we're not having that.

01:32:10.000 You clearly cheated.

01:32:12.000 You won, in a sense, because we think cheating is immoral.

01:32:16.000 You think losing is immoral.

01:32:17.000 That's tough.

01:32:18.000 But we've dealt with this before.

01:32:19.000 We've been fighting Islam for thousands of years, and they feel the same way, where they must win at all costs via Tikiyah. 1.00

01:32:27.000 And we're cursed with the morality of Christianity. 0.91

01:32:31.000 But we're going to keep going, and we will win in the end.

01:32:34.000 You know that to be true. 1.00

01:32:36.000 But if Satan is stepping into the foreground, let's fucking meet him there and kick him in the nuts. 1.00

01:32:43.000 Get fired. 1.00

01:32:44.000 Get in trouble.

01:32:45.000 Be brave.

01:32:46.000 And never stop fighting.

01:33:00.000 Make it last day.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 08, 2020

S03E35 - PRESIDENT BIDEN [2020-11-08 - S03E35 - PRESIDENT BIDEN]

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