Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E50 - FIGHTING BACK [2020-12-10 - S03E50 - FIGHTING BACK]

00:01:07.000 That was the clash.

00:01:09.000 Coca-Cola with a K. Fucking great jam.

00:01:14.000 I chose that because it's got such a great beginning.

00:01:16.000 Elevator going up.

00:01:19.000 Paul Simonen's bass line and Joe Strummer's raspy voice and Tipper Hedden's amazing drums.

00:01:26.000 And of course, Mick shit.

00:01:31.000 He just escaped me.

00:01:32.000 The guy was kicked out right after that album.

00:01:35.000 They ruined the whole fucking...

00:01:38.000 He started a big audio diamond after that.

00:01:40.000 Why am I drawing a blank?

00:01:41.000 Mick Jones.

00:01:44.000 That album was...

00:01:45.000 They were accused of selling out because they signed with CBS.

00:01:47.000 And they said, okay, fine, we're sellouts.

00:01:48.000 And proceeded to make one of the greatest albums of all time.

00:01:51.000 That's what happens when you release yourself from the chains of categorization.

00:01:56.000 Speaking of punk, today's book is England's Dreaming by John Savage.

00:02:01.000 You gotta be really in a bucket and punk to like this book.

00:02:04.000 It does not leave out any details at all.

00:02:07.000 Look how big it is.

00:02:10.000 There's like a chapter in here on Malcolm McLaren's grandmother.

00:02:15.000 It's like that Keith Richards book, Life, where he talks about his aunts and uncles.

00:02:22.000 So I wouldn't recommend reading this entire thing cover to cover, but it's a cool book to have because a lot of punk books leave out details that are important to you, like Krass, even though they don't love me anymore.

00:02:33.000 Crass always are always left out of the history of punk, and they were an integral part of the history of punk.

00:02:38.000 And they sort of started the whole anarcho-punk thing, which ultimately, unfortunately, has led to Antifa.

00:02:44.000 But they were sort of the roots of that, and they should be in the book.

00:02:48.000 They were the ones who sort of intellectualized it and gave it a substance.

00:02:52.000 The sex missiles were just screaming. 0.75

00:02:54.000 But so that's in it.

00:02:57.000 But every punk band you've ever heard of, or any movement, or any event, or any strike, or any riot, it's in this book.

00:03:04.000 So it's a good sort of compendium, my new favorite word, to have.

00:03:08.000 The Sid and Nancy death, everything.

00:03:12.000 Everything you need to know about the sex pistols, obviously, is in here.

00:03:15.000 So it's a good book to have to look up stuff.

00:03:17.000 But man, kill your darlings, John. 0.53

00:03:22.000 He probably has Tourette's.

00:03:24.000 That's why he did that.

00:03:26.000 Let's get that nicer.

00:03:29.000 There we go.

00:03:31.000 Fun show today.

00:03:32.000 We got Heshi Tischler on the show.

00:03:36.000 He's this Jude dude, Jedude, a Jude, who is at the forefront of fighting back against Cuomo and de Blasio here and these ridiculous COVID rules.

00:03:47.000 He was at the Max Public House, a big part of that.

00:03:51.000 And he's the guy who was the first to start clipping the locks, which I love.

00:03:56.000 I just love that image.

00:03:57.000 If we have a logo, it should be a bolt cutter.

00:04:01.000 Like, you're not locking me in.

00:04:03.000 You're not locking me out.

00:04:05.000 Snap, breaking the chains. 0.73

00:04:11.000 I was at Ryan's house two nights ago, and I saw this in his lobby, which I love this kind of shit.

00:04:20.000 This is everything.

00:04:22.000 Put this in a time capsule.

00:04:24.000 Or if aliens are curious about how earthlings behave and what our flaws are, send them this.

00:04:31.000 Package missing.

00:04:32.000 Okay, that sucks.

00:04:33.000 Has been reported.

00:04:35.000 So now considered under investigation.

00:04:43.000 Texture there seems to be very crayon-esque.

00:04:46.000 Maybe they put that, they did the underlining after it was on the wall.

00:04:50.000 Is that crayon?

00:04:52.000 It looks like...

00:04:54.000 Maybe it's grease pencil.

00:04:57.000 I think that's a grease pencil, which photographers use to circle various pictures they want to print.

00:05:06.000 But that's all digital now.

00:05:09.000 So has been reported, now considered under investigation, and then he says, return or leave on shelf.

00:05:17.000 You got to pay attention to the TriCaster, Ryan, and see what gets cut off.

00:05:22.000 Return and leave on shelf.

00:05:24.000 So in this person's incredibly naive mind, the fact that it's been reported means something.

00:05:30.000 To whom?

00:05:31.000 I mean, unless there's cameras there, no one gives a shit.

00:05:34.000 You think the police, like the same people who say defund the police, the left, think the police are magic.

00:05:41.000 Especially where Ryan lives, near the Bronx.

00:05:45.000 Well, not near the Bronx, but white areas, I guess is what I'm trying to say.

00:05:51.000 They think that anything that goes wrong, like I left my phone outside and someone stole it.

00:05:57.000 Did you contact the police?

00:05:59.000 Yeah, they've got a task force on it.

00:06:02.000 They are working with Apple now doing geomonitoring of my phone.

00:06:06.000 And they're going to send in the SWAT team to start at the top of the building and from the outside of the building, go to...

00:06:11.000 Like, they got shit to do.

00:06:14.000 Here's what cops are like, especially in this day and age.

00:06:17.000 I don't want to get fired.

00:06:19.000 So if someone is smashing the same window at the firehouse every single night and the police are there, they're going to say, why didn't you take care of that?

00:06:26.000 It kept happening.

00:06:26.000 And they're going to get in trouble.

00:06:28.000 So they'll take care of that.

00:06:30.000 But as far as like your phone or your package or the way that you see people in the street dealing with Karen's going, call 911.

00:06:38.000 Like, remember that guy we had on the show a million years ago?

00:06:41.000 Not a guest, but he had that sign up that said, like, men have feelings too.

00:06:45.000 And she gripped it up and he goes, call the police, and then puts his hands in his pockets.

00:06:51.000 What are they going to do?

00:06:53.000 I told you in my neighborhood, there's F-14 fighters going overhead and they call the cops.

00:06:58.000 They think the cops are God.

00:07:00.000 Pray to the police.

00:07:01.000 Defund the police.

00:07:03.000 Take away all their money.

00:07:04.000 Humiliate them.

00:07:05.000 Insult them.

00:07:06.000 Tell them to fuck off.

00:07:07.000 Spit on them.

00:07:08.000 But also call them if it rains on your birthday.

00:07:10.000 And they will go and arrest every drop that dares to land on your property.

00:07:18.000 Think how naive you'd have to be to think that, first of all, that the thief is in the building.

00:07:23.000 He's probably some dude who the door was left open in the lobby or something, or he came in when someone was coming out and he went, oh, cool, and grabbed it.

00:07:30.000 I don't see any cameras down there.

00:07:32.000 But even if you had cameras, okay, so here's a dude.

00:07:36.000 Seems to be a black guy.

00:07:38.000 I can't really tell.

00:07:38.000 There he is grabbing my package.

00:07:40.000 See right there?

00:07:40.000 I printed it out.

00:07:41.000 Here, I'm filing a report.

00:07:43.000 What do the cops do now?

00:07:45.000 Start going door to door?

00:07:46.000 Plus, most video cameras, the picture's a blob.

00:07:49.000 You see it in the New York Post blotter.

00:07:51.000 Blobber, they ought to call it, where they're like, have you seen this man?

00:07:53.000 And you're like, is that a man?

00:07:55.000 I just sort of see a head.

00:07:57.000 I can make out kind of a shirt.

00:08:00.000 You got to handle your own problems, my dear.

00:08:03.000 And it's not being investigated.

00:08:06.000 No detectives are on the case.

00:08:07.000 No one gives a shit about your package.

00:08:09.000 Your package is gone.

00:08:10.000 Say goodbye.

00:08:12.000 Now, if you push and push, you might get the place you bought it from to give you your money back.

00:08:18.000 Like with my golf bag, I didn't get.

00:08:20.000 The guy told me he sent me a golf bag.

00:08:22.000 He tried to bullshit me.

00:08:23.000 I just canceled it on my Chase account.

00:08:25.000 But I think what eBay did was they just gave me the money out of their account.

00:08:30.000 Because going to investigate and doing all this shit, it's more expensive than just giving me the money.

00:08:34.000 The bank does that all the time.

00:08:35.000 They just go, yeah, we looked into it and you're fine.

00:08:38.000 Here's the 200 bucks.

00:08:39.000 It's more expensive for me to hire lawyers and stuff to get your 200 than to just give you 200 out of my pocket.

00:08:45.000 If it happens like 10 times, I'm going to start being suspicious.

00:08:48.000 When I lived in Brooklyn, I remember I saw a sign and it was in my lobby, probably basically the same place that yours is.

00:08:55.000 And it said, my bicycle seat was stolen from this hallway.

00:09:00.000 I use my bike for work every day.

00:09:03.000 I can't make a living without it.

00:09:05.000 Have a heart.

00:09:08.000 Please bring it back.

00:09:10.000 No questions will be asked.

00:09:11.000 And I would laugh at that note every day because I just thought, how fucking naive can you be?

00:09:18.000 You think the thief is going to go, I didn't realize you used your bike for work.

00:09:23.000 Hmm.

00:09:24.000 Okay, I'm going to come back and give you the bike.

00:09:27.000 But you promise you won't call the cops on me?

00:09:32.000 Ridiculous.

00:09:35.000 Yeah, that works.

00:09:38.000 What the fuck are they thinking?

00:09:40.000 Like the guy's going to start sweating?

00:09:41.000 It's being investigated?

00:09:42.000 Shit, they're on to me.

00:09:45.000 Even if you told the cops, you went to the police and you said, this guy in apartment 3C stole my box.

00:09:54.000 Maybe, maybe they'll go knock on his door.

00:09:58.000 But if they open his door and he says, no, I didn't, that's the end of the case.

00:10:02.000 They're not going to get a warrant.

00:10:03.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:10:04.000 You know, in that same lobby, this was in Brooklyn.

00:10:06.000 It was 167 Grand Street, I believe.

00:10:10.000 And I'm coming down my, we were one of four apartments, loft apartments in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

00:10:17.000 And I'm coming down the stairs.

00:10:18.000 I had an, I think my first kid was born, a baby.

00:10:21.000 And there's all these Puerto Rican kids in the hallway.

00:10:23.000 And I go, what the fuck's going on here?

00:10:25.000 Like seven of them.

00:10:28.000 And they go, what?

00:10:30.000 I go, you're not, no, no, no, no.

00:10:32.000 Donald Trump is not going to be president.

00:10:34.000 You're not smoking pot in the hallway of a place you don't even fucking live in.

00:10:39.000 And we got kids here.

00:10:40.000 No, I'm not smelling pot wafting up my hallway.

00:10:45.000 I go, get the fuck out of here.

00:10:46.000 And I start sort of pushing them out.

00:10:48.000 But you got to understand with a lot of black and Puerto Rican kids in New York, they don't have a father figure. 1.00

00:10:53.000 So they don't fear old men the way we do because we relate to our dads.

00:10:57.000 They don't even fear cops.

00:10:58.000 One time with CR-TV, I was interviewing people and I had the CR-TV mic, and these black kids started surrounding me and they looked like they were going to try to steal my camera. 1.00

00:11:06.000 And I go, hey, get the fuck back.

00:11:07.000 You got to nip it in the bud.

00:11:08.000 It's like prison.

00:11:09.000 And they go, yo, what are you going to do about it?

00:11:11.000 I go, are you stupid?

00:11:12.000 CR-TV cops?

00:11:15.000 Cop.

00:11:16.000 I forget what I used for the R. Cop something TV.

00:11:20.000 We're cops.

00:11:21.000 And then that did nothing at all.

00:11:24.000 I lied.

00:11:25.000 I said I was a police officer.

00:11:26.000 I worked for some cop TV show.

00:11:29.000 And they just kept encroaching.

00:11:30.000 And we had to do like, get back to get.

00:11:33.000 I felt ugly.

00:11:34.000 I felt gay.

00:11:36.000 So when I said, get the fuck out of here, that works with white kids. 1.00

00:11:39.000 It doesn't work with Puerto Ricans. 0.98

00:11:40.000 They just start going, what you going to do, bitch? 1.00

00:11:43.000 And then I'm like, I guess I'm going to try to beat up eight guys, eight teenagers.

00:11:50.000 So I'll tell you what I did.

00:11:51.000 I was a pussy and I saw a cop car outside and I told him that these kids are a problem.

00:11:59.000 Now that doesn't seem like very cool.

00:12:02.000 It's not very Chuck Zito of me.

00:12:05.000 But if I fought them and I won, now they've been humiliated.

00:12:11.000 Now I've started a thing with the gangs in that neighborhood where DDP, Dominicans don't play. 1.00

00:12:16.000 There was lots of bloods. 0.92

00:12:18.000 They have to cut your face for initiation.

00:12:20.000 There was the Trinitarios on South 5th.

00:12:23.000 Now I'm in their world.

00:12:26.000 If I get the cops involved, the cops go over, ask questions, I ask to CID.

00:12:30.000 Those kids didn't even live in Williamsburg, I don't think.

00:12:33.000 They were there.

00:12:33.000 I don't know what they were there doing.

00:12:35.000 Picking up weed from a bigger dealer.

00:12:38.000 Now they know that I'm a bitch, and I call the cops, and it's too much heat, so don't bother that old guy with the beard.

00:12:44.000 And I never said to me again.

00:12:46.000 So that's a time that you can rely on the police when they're right there and the bad guy's right there.

00:12:50.000 But when your package, what the fuck was in your package?

00:12:53.000 A bell?

00:12:54.000 Did you have a bell?

00:12:55.000 Did someone steal your bell?

00:12:57.000 Also in the news, I don't get stealing packages.

00:13:01.000 You should see my last few orders.

00:13:03.000 I couldn't imagine anyone wanting them.

00:13:05.000 I guess junkies steal it and they try to sell it.

00:13:08.000 But when you're selling weird shit like a plumbing clamp and a fucking kids, I bought, you know, that cards against humanity.

00:13:16.000 I got one recently.

00:13:17.000 It was like kids against maturity.

00:13:20.000 It's a family-friendly version of that game.

00:13:22.000 No one wants that.

00:13:23.000 And if you're a junkie and you try to sell it, you might get a penny.

00:13:26.000 Probably not.

00:13:28.000 I know this isn't what you want.

00:13:30.000 And I'm sorry.

00:13:31.000 I guess around Christmas time, it's good to steal because you'll probably get toys.

00:13:36.000 And if you're so broke that you're stealing shit, your kids will probably be happy with anything at all.

00:13:42.000 All right.

00:13:45.000 We don't have an Antifa bumper.

00:13:48.000 We've got a great letters bumper.

00:13:50.000 I'm very excited to play.

00:13:52.000 But just imagine an Antifa bumper.

00:13:54.000 And please, Antifa BLM, can you send it to us?

00:13:57.000 What should we call it this segment?

00:14:00.000 Antifa BLM.

00:14:03.000 Black Lives Matter, so does Antifa.

00:14:06.000 We care about the revolution.

00:14:08.000 Yeah.

00:14:12.000 So there's a big rally going down on Saturday in two days.

00:14:16.000 And the MAGA humiliated the BLM and Antifa at the last thing, the Millia MAGA march.

00:14:24.000 So they're saying, well, let's get retribution this time, but we need an army.

00:14:29.000 So what do we do?

00:14:30.000 We pay them.

00:14:31.000 National Justice Exclusive HR managers and college professors are paying Antifa to attack Trump supporters this Saturday. 0.58

00:14:39.000 And there's the guy we had on the show.

00:14:41.000 It's funny how many, how current our show is.

00:14:43.000 We were at Max Public Alehouse first.

00:14:45.000 We got that guy the day after he was hit.

00:14:48.000 Kai Brow, a gender studies professor at Stony Brook University, collects the money on behalf of the Riot Safety Fund.

00:14:55.000 According to their website, the organization specializes in transporting left-wing paramilitary groups to and from events, which is why they all have backpacks on.

00:15:04.000 While also providing them with bail, food, and quote-unquote safety gear.

00:15:10.000 Bro has dispersed tens of thousands of dollars in logistical support through this fund to Antifa rioters in New York City and Washington, D.C. since last May.

00:15:20.000 Why is this bitch not arrested? 1.00

00:15:23.000 Max and John are in prison because Antifa attacked them and appeared to have to attack them.

00:15:29.000 They were acting weird that night.

00:15:31.000 They weren't responding to anything.

00:15:32.000 They were picking fights all night as though there was some sort of a bounty on our heads.

00:15:39.000 And they finally got one.

00:15:42.000 Is that it?

00:15:44.000 What is that thing?

00:15:46.000 Angry.

00:15:47.000 With a weird ear.

00:15:48.000 Is that a lesbian with stubble? 1.00

00:15:50.000 Wow, you really do know how to defy genders. 1.00

00:15:54.000 I'm lost.

00:15:54.000 What's the ear doing there?

00:15:56.000 What happened to your cauliflower?

00:15:58.000 Were you an MMA?

00:15:59.000 It was an MMA guy who turned into a weak lesbian. 1.00

00:16:03.000 That's a fucked-up looking ear.

00:16:05.000 Is that a wrestling ear?

00:16:07.000 What is that thing?

00:16:08.000 I've never seen a cauliflower ear do that.

00:16:09.000 I've never seen a cauliflower ear on a pussy. 1.00

00:16:12.000 That's bananas.

00:16:13.000 What's some other pictures of Kai?

00:16:15.000 Hey, Kai was one of the people that was arrested the night of my talk.

00:16:19.000 Not that Kai, but another Kai.

00:16:21.000 I think Kai's a big trans name.

00:16:24.000 Put in Kai Brew gender studies. 0.94

00:16:29.000 Maybe that's not even him.

00:16:30.000 Maybe that's an article that it wrote about someone.

00:16:36.000 Oh, always put names in quotes.

00:16:44.000 Oh, excuse me.

00:16:46.000 Yeah, I think you got the right guy.

00:16:48.000 Thing.

00:16:50.000 What a weirdo.

00:16:51.000 Don't you see a lot of malicious anger in those eyes, too?

00:16:55.000 Like, help!

00:16:57.000 I'm drowning.

00:16:58.000 Well, you shouldn't have got in there in the first place.

00:17:00.000 He looks like he watches people die.

00:17:03.000 And I'm just guessing with the he in a call to action published earlier today on Twitter, Christian Exu, aka anti-fash Gordon, how is that guy still alive?

00:17:15.000 He's ruined like 50 people's lives.

00:17:18.000 And he's being sued for this.

00:17:21.000 And he's still out there just fucking fighting fascism.

00:17:26.000 Christian Exu asked people to donate to the Riot Safety Fund in order to aid anarchists looking to counter the pro-Trump rally, which he characterizes as fascist.

00:17:36.000 There's got to be some retribution for this, but there won't be.

00:17:39.000 There won't be because you go, well, they should get arrested.

00:17:41.000 They should get sued.

00:17:42.000 They're part of the justice system.

00:17:44.000 These are all different tiers.

00:17:45.000 There's the anti-fascists, anti-fascist protesters, as they're called, which are the paramilitary wing.

00:17:52.000 They get bail.

00:17:54.000 They get instant lawyers.

00:17:55.000 They probably get travel money.

00:17:56.000 They maybe make $100 that day.

00:17:59.000 Maybe half of them.

00:18:00.000 Above that are these weird lesbian lawyers who hand out the, and academics, who hand out this... 1.00

00:18:06.000 No, no, sorry.

00:18:07.000 Antifa, the weird lesbian lawyers are there. 1.00

00:18:10.000 And they're calling the shots.

00:18:11.000 They have foremen.

00:18:12.000 They have people on phones going, move over there, sort of the sergeants, the lieutenants.

00:18:18.000 They're handling it.

00:18:20.000 They're the foreman of the riot, right?

00:18:23.000 And the lesbians are handing out the signs and stuff. 1.00

00:18:25.000 Then above them, you have the academics who raised the money, helped supply the money, got it from George Soros Foundation, whatever, and started distributing it to the lesbian lawyers to set up. 0.87

00:18:35.000 And then up here, you have the prosecutors who will defend them, the judges, and then up here you have the DNC, you have Cuomo.

00:18:43.000 This is all the same pile of shit, all of these people.

00:18:47.000 So when you see crimes like someone raising money for a riot, who are you going to call?

00:18:54.000 Ghostbusters?

00:18:57.000 That's the shit world we're living in.

00:18:59.000 There's Christian Xu getting people fired because he decides they're racist and bosses are such pussies that they get a call from this faggot and they go, no problem, he's gone. 1.00

00:19:12.000 Pathetic.

00:19:14.000 I mean, you know something's wrong when someone does illegal behavior like that, gets caught and nothing happens to them.

00:19:19.000 Meanwhile, John and Max fight back and get four years.

00:19:24.000 All right, are you ready for our next topic of the day?

00:19:26.000 We've got some racism to get to.

00:19:29.000 Are you psyched?

00:19:30.000 Yep.

00:19:31.000 Let's do this, you guys.

00:19:32.000 Let's do it.

00:19:34.000 Let's talk about racism that was racist, guys.

00:19:42.000 This is my last shirt of flannel week.

00:19:45.000 I have a lot of tartan ones, but I think I want to move to Christmas sweaters for the remaining days.

00:19:51.000 We've only got like eight more episodes till Christmas, I believe.

00:19:54.000 And I think I have eight Christmas sweaters.

00:19:56.000 We'll see.

00:19:57.000 Don't get your hopes up.

00:19:58.000 Nobody can do that like me.

00:20:02.000 I disagree.

00:20:04.000 Nuka Zeus posted something on his Instagram.

00:20:08.000 I'm addicted to this low IQ white male who painted himself black. 0.95

00:20:13.000 I just thought this one was a new level of irony.

00:20:17.000 And this guy, I'm not ruling out the possibility that he's copper cabbing it, but get out of belief, step into the age of knowing.

00:20:27.000 How about if you believed you're black?

00:20:33.000 Like, dude, you're not knowing.

00:20:36.000 You don't even know that you're not black. 1.00

00:20:39.000 Your entire existence is 100% predicated on the belief that you were born the wrong race.

00:20:46.000 You're transracial. 1.00

00:20:48.000 So if you step out of belief, the party's over and you don't exist.

00:20:53.000 Look, he's got all this shit about being told to go back to Africa.

00:21:00.000 Racists don't want you to go back to Africa.

00:21:02.000 You're whiter than Sean King.

00:21:06.000 He doesn't put up many pictures of himself.

00:21:07.000 Oh, you just passed one.

00:21:10.000 There we go.

00:21:12.000 This guy says, step out of belief and into the knowing.

00:21:17.000 But I got a solution for that.

00:21:18.000 Solution for that.

00:21:21.000 Anyway, I just thought that was indicative of a lot of things on the left where they say things like, we need to start being more authentic and less hypocritical.

00:21:28.000 And you're like, you're being like Joe Rogan.

00:21:30.000 I think it's fucked up that Gavin McInnes and Milo Yiannopoulos were deplatformed.

00:21:35.000 You did it, dude.

00:21:39.000 Yesterday we had a black guy who gets it, and then I realized he was talking about the police, not politicians, so he didn't get it.

00:21:44.000 So I went on a manhunt to find a black guy who gets it, and I found a black guy who gets it. 1.00

00:21:48.000 Trucker couple.

00:21:49.000 I guess one sleeps while the other one drives.

00:21:51.000 I'm not sure who's driving right now, but this is my belief system in a Batman shirt.

00:21:58.000 Everything.

00:21:58.000 They're going to give her a house on Section 8.

00:22:00.000 Her rent going to be $100. 0.63

00:22:02.000 If that, that.

00:22:03.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:22:04.000 Her refrigerator is going to stay full.

00:22:06.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:22:06.000 Like, if it's, you know, she's more likely to get a car.

00:22:10.000 Because she's going to get her tax return going to be $10,000 for a new car. 0.92

00:22:15.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:22:16.000 So it's like the system is set up for you not to want to do it the right way.

00:22:21.000 That's why again I say, because the black man who is a father, who is a husband, he is up under so much pressure because he has to give his family with the compete with the government.

00:22:35.000 The government is giving this woman by herself. 1.00

00:22:38.000 So women ain't going to take it. 1.00

00:22:40.000 Women going to look at it like, damn, you ain't doing that. 1.00

00:22:43.000 Black women are so mad at black men most of the time because they're looking at them like, damn, you supposed to be providing me with all this. 1.00

00:22:51.000 But this woman by herself, she got Uncle Sam on her top. 0.94

00:22:55.000 She got Uncle Sam on her top.

00:22:57.000 So how is a black man supposed to, in a system that is set up to keep us down, how is a black man supposed to compete with that? 1.00

00:23:07.000 Thank you.

00:23:10.000 That's it for my racism section.

00:23:12.000 And now we're off to Election Gate, where we meet our friend Andrew.

00:23:29.000 God, I miss that guy.

00:23:30.000 He was so fucking fun.

00:23:33.000 What an exciting dude he was.

00:23:35.000 People just assumed he was on Adderall and Cocaine.

00:23:37.000 I never saw him do either.

00:23:39.000 And if he's a good guy and he's doing Coke, he's going to ask if you want to bump.

00:23:43.000 He was just didactic, as Woody Allen would say.

00:23:47.000 I thought this was a funny tweet.

00:23:48.000 The New York Post today, kiss, kiss, fang, fang.

00:23:52.000 I think Did You Bang Fang Fang is funnier.

00:23:54.000 Uh oh.

00:23:56.000 I should probably hide that phone number.

00:23:59.000 And then we have the Hunter tax probe.

00:24:02.000 Biden's son investigated for China cash.

00:24:05.000 Look at this.

00:24:07.000 Looks like it's going down for poor little Hunter.

00:24:10.000 And I always wondered that, too, when they go, the big guy gets half, meaning Biden gets half.

00:24:17.000 How does he get half?

00:24:19.000 Look, you fucking arrogant Zoomers go, you don't know how to launder money. 1.00

00:24:23.000 It's really easy.

00:24:24.000 No, it's not.

00:24:25.000 I don't care if you sent the money to Africa and they send it back to you. 0.99

00:24:29.000 The tax man still goes, you got half a million dollars from the Congo.

00:24:33.000 What's that about?

00:24:34.000 If I gave you $5 million cash, right?

00:24:38.000 I don't know how you pay your rent without the IRS wondering.

00:24:41.000 I don't know how you buy a car without the IRS wondering.

00:24:44.000 You could go out to dinner a lot.

00:24:46.000 That works.

00:24:47.000 And just say that you ate groceries at home.

00:24:49.000 That might work.

00:24:51.000 But you buy a fucking gigantic TV.

00:24:54.000 People are, the IRS is going to start asking questions.

00:24:57.000 They need to know where your money comes from.

00:24:59.000 It's not fucking easy.

00:25:00.000 There's basically traveling, which is iffy, going out for dinner, buying jewelry that you keep.

00:25:09.000 That's basically buying jewelry in cash.

00:25:12.000 So drug dealers will buy a Jesus piece.

00:25:14.000 They'll have a room full of money.

00:25:15.000 They'll buy their mom's a Range Rover.

00:25:19.000 And then they're kind of fucked.

00:25:21.000 So I'd never understood how Hunter Biden was able to give his dad 50% of his insane income.

00:25:27.000 But this tax probe looks like it might expose it.

00:25:31.000 And Instagram summed that up well.

00:25:34.000 How it started.

00:25:35.000 We don't want to waste our time or stories.

00:25:39.000 I can't really read that.

00:25:40.000 Can you read that?

00:25:42.000 Want to make it bigger?

00:25:45.000 This is all very confusing.

00:25:48.000 I want to read that bold text.

00:25:52.000 Because I remember them saying this.

00:25:54.000 We don't want to waste our time.

00:25:56.000 And I always thought it was weird to hear a news source pretend that they have limited time.

00:26:01.000 And by the way, NPR, it's irrelevant to you, but when you look at the top 20 podcasts in America, NPR is like 11 of them.

00:26:09.000 It's baffling.

00:26:11.000 Anyway, we don't want to waste our time on stories that are not really stories, and we don't want to waste the listeners' and readers' time on stories that are just pure distractions.

00:26:20.000 Really, the president's son?

00:26:23.000 And it's not like he got hacked and we saw some revenge porn, although we did see that.

00:26:28.000 It was major deals, emails with the big guy, deals with China, all kinds of corruption, all there for everyone to see.

00:26:35.000 And the fact that the FBI ignored it the first time is a massive deal.

00:26:38.000 But what does he say now?

00:26:40.000 NPR eventually concedes, now it's on the cover of everything in the world.

00:26:43.000 President-elect Joe Biden's son, Hunter Biden, says he was recently informed that he is under federal investigation over a tax matter.

00:26:49.000 That's all.

00:26:50.000 I love how they phrase that, right?

00:26:51.000 It's like he had an unpaid tax bill.

00:26:56.000 Cynthia Reynolds, our new favorite politician.

00:26:59.000 I never heard of her before.

00:27:00.000 I guess she's like a city council person in Michigan. 0.96

00:27:04.000 She's like the Detroit rep or something.

00:27:06.000 But you Detroiters, you Michiganites are lucky. 0.64

00:27:09.000 You've had this woman with you all this time.

00:27:11.000 What the fuck is she wearing again? 0.99

00:27:13.000 I think she thinks she's some sort of gay - she's a superhero.

00:27:18.000 Check out this colossal waste of time.

00:27:21.000 We're investigating voter fraud here.

00:27:23.000 And her question is.

00:27:27.000 Okay.

00:27:28.000 Okay, let's get started.

00:27:29.000 Good evening.

00:27:30.000 Good evening, Miss Johnson.

00:27:34.000 All right.

00:27:36.000 Your name is Jesse Jacobs.

00:27:42.000 Jesse Jacobs.

00:27:43.000 Is that your birth name?

00:27:45.000 Hi.

00:27:46.000 Okay.

00:27:47.000 So this woman is Indian, East Indian. 0.57

00:27:51.000 She's got an East Indian accent.

00:27:53.000 And I think Cynthia Reynolds' push is that this woman is not who she says she is.

00:27:59.000 It's fake.

00:27:59.000 She's an actor.

00:28:00.000 And you can tell, because Indians with funny, buddy accents don't have a normal name like Jesse Jacobs. 0.88

00:28:07.000 So I'm going to expose this.

00:28:08.000 Wait, I'm not black.

00:28:10.000 I'm going to expose this woman as an actor, which is a retarded thing to think is going to happen. 1.00

00:28:20.000 My first name is Jesse when I was married.

00:28:23.000 My husband's last name is Jacob.

00:28:26.000 When I got married in 1983, 37 years ago, I had my maiden name.

00:28:33.000 That's my dad's house name.

00:28:35.000 It's a long name.

00:28:37.000 Can you spell it, please?

00:28:38.000 K-I-K-Li-Kite-I-Z-H-A-K-E-K-E-R-A. 1.00

00:28:47.000 Representative, what is your question, please?

00:28:49.000 I'm asking the question.

00:28:50.000 Well, please ask.

00:28:51.000 She gave a lot of information.

00:28:53.000 I just want to know who she is.

00:28:56.000 Representative, please, it's reasonable to ask the name of the person.

00:29:00.000 I'm with you there.

00:29:01.000 But now that you know it.

00:29:04.000 What was your first name?

00:29:06.000 Jesse.

00:29:07.000 J-E-S-S-Y. 1.00

00:29:09.000 Not E. J-E-S-S-Y. 1.00

00:29:12.000 Thank you very much.

00:29:13.000 Okay, now please move on to your question, Representative.

00:29:16.000 You have sweating.

00:29:17.000 Thank you.

00:29:18.000 Representatives.

00:29:18.000 He has to deal with her bullshit so much.

00:29:20.000 He's fucking sweating.

00:29:23.000 She's in trouble now.

00:29:26.000 1-6, a Michigan Democratic lawmaker, has been stripped of her committee seats after issuing a warning to supporters of President Trump and others in response to receiving death threats.

00:29:35.000 I mean, we know what's going on here.

00:29:36.000 This woman's an affirmative action hire who's completely incompetent. 1.00

00:29:39.000 That's the thing we played yesterday.

00:29:41.000 She probably doesn't know what eight times seven is.

00:29:43.000 I bet she has trouble reading comic books.

00:29:45.000 She can't read the name Jesse Jacob.

00:29:48.000 And now that there's all these spotlights on politicians, we're realizing how many of them are completely useless human beings.

00:29:57.000 All right.

00:29:58.000 Next subject.

00:29:59.000 Moving right along, because I want to leave some time to talk to Heshy, because I love freedom fighters.

00:30:04.000 I love people who break locks.

00:30:06.000 I love people who say no to the bureaucrats, just like Danny Presty.

00:30:10.000 And the fact that Heshi and Danny are together in this fight is exciting to me.

00:30:13.000 It's Tommy Robinson's shit.

00:30:16.000 But yeah, let's do the intro card, please.

00:30:19.000 Feminism is cancer. 1.00

00:30:20.000 Feminism is cancer. 1.00

00:30:22.000 I'm a lady.

00:30:28.000 I was so...

00:30:29.000 Well, I'll explain the whole thing, but I was on Bill Schultz's show, and let's see if he fucks me over.

00:30:44.000 Bill Schultz is a funny drunk that used to co-host Red Eye.

00:30:47.000 He was like the Ryan Rivera of Red Eye on Fox News.

00:30:50.000 That's how I met him.

00:30:51.000 We became fast friends because we both have a very high tolerance for alcohol and other naughty things you put into your head.

00:30:58.000 He's always had my back.

00:30:59.000 And when I left Compound Media, he took my slot.

00:31:01.000 And he does a show called Morning, where he's joined by Joanna Nosychinski.

00:31:06.000 And he never tries to hit on her because he's basically a fag. 1.00

00:31:09.000 He's always surrounded by women. 0.99

00:31:11.000 Actually, I should take that back.

00:31:12.000 He's basically a woman. 0.93

00:31:14.000 Now, women, you always get mad at me by how I pronounce this, folks at home. 0.99

00:31:19.000 Women, a woman, a woman. 1.00

00:31:22.000 Women, fuck you. 1.00

00:31:26.000 Women are agreeable and they say yes to everything. 1.00

00:31:29.000 So I was on a show with this chick. 1.00

00:31:32.000 She's a Jew with Crohn's disease who used to date Kurt Metzger. 0.75

00:31:38.000 And Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small had a show called Race Wars.

00:31:42.000 Kurt moved to LA.

00:31:44.000 He hangs out with that catty daddy guy, Kyle Dunnegan.

00:31:48.000 And they do really funny shit in YouTube.

00:31:51.000 But Sherrod Small stuck with his ex-girlfriend.

00:31:54.000 So now it's her and Sherrod Small.

00:31:56.000 I forget her name.

00:31:57.000 And, you know, we always have the same argument.

00:31:59.000 I always say, you'd be happier at home.

00:32:00.000 You should have had kids. 0.98

00:32:02.000 She says she's a writer.

00:32:03.000 I go, you're not a writer.

00:32:04.000 You're a copywriter.

00:32:05.000 That's not a writer.

00:32:06.000 Just like hidden figures.

00:32:08.000 They were not scientists.

00:32:09.000 They were math janitors.

00:32:10.000 You're basically a word janitor when you were a copy editor.

00:32:13.000 You go, Gatorade, we have a new delicious flavor out.

00:32:15.000 It's really good.

00:32:16.000 You're going to love it.

00:32:17.000 Come on down to Gatorade.

00:32:18.000 It's the thirst that needs you.

00:32:20.000 New hot orange flavor in stores now.

00:32:22.000 Is that writing?

00:32:24.000 Do you know any copywriters?

00:32:25.000 Did Denny bounce off the top of your head?

00:32:27.000 No.

00:32:28.000 Anyway, so we were on the show and we had a thing And she appeared on Bill's show to discuss having me on her show.

00:32:38.000 So this is getting a little nepotistic here.

00:32:43.000 But let's see what she has to say.

00:32:46.000 Because I'm going to test Bill here.

00:32:48.000 Bill's my pal.

00:32:49.000 I sort of know Joanne.

00:32:50.000 She's cool, but I wouldn't be mad if she stabbed me in the back.

00:32:53.000 And this chick I could care less about. 1.00

00:32:55.000 But if he stabs me in the back, I'm going to fucking kill him.

00:32:58.000 I'm going to turn him black and make him do stupid commercials. 1.00

00:33:04.000 Well, and also, Karen, speaking of he whose name will never be said again.

00:33:10.000 What is his accent?

00:33:12.000 Speaking.

00:33:14.000 Bugged him.

00:33:15.000 Bill, why?

00:33:17.000 I finally listened to the episode that you and Sherrod had with Gavin McGinnis.

00:33:21.000 So fucking good.

00:33:23.000 What was your takeaway from that?

00:33:25.000 Because it sounded like at the beginning of the episode, you were just sort of ready to roll up your sleeves and go at it with Gavin.

00:33:33.000 But you guys found some common ground on some stuff, actually.

00:33:36.000 Oh, yeah, we did.

00:33:36.000 Well, Gavin, the people that...

00:33:40.000 Followers of anything, followers of anything, especially something with like a little bit of nuance.

00:33:45.000 Like Gavin doesn't.

00:33:47.000 I know where this is going already.

00:33:50.000 And women do this stuff where they say things that sound good that have no evidence whatsoever to back them up. 1.00

00:33:58.000 Like a common chick thing to say is, you know, there's people on this side, there's people on this, that side, and the answer is probably somewhere in the middle.

00:34:07.000 What are you talking about?

00:34:08.000 What specific thing you're talking about?

00:34:09.000 Give me a specific example of what you're talking about.

00:34:13.000 There's people that want to rape everyone that moves, and there's people who cut their dicks off, and the answer is somewhere in the middle.

00:34:19.000 Get married and have a family.

00:34:21.000 What?

00:34:22.000 Like, what you're saying is called rhetoric.

00:34:25.000 It means nothing.

00:34:27.000 But here she's going to say that I have nuance and my followers don't.

00:34:31.000 Credit for having some nuance and like a little bit of depth.

00:34:35.000 But the people who follow him have none of that whatsoever.

00:34:38.000 The entire message gets lost in translation.

00:34:41.000 They are the absolute worst.

00:34:42.000 And he kind of doesn't not encourage.

00:34:44.000 This is a thing about Israelis, too.

00:34:46.000 Once they find out that you support Israel, which I do, all bets are off. 1.00

00:34:50.000 They love you.

00:34:51.000 You're untouchable, which is silly.

00:34:53.000 You can still hate me if I support Israel, if you're Israeli. 1.00

00:34:56.000 But who are my followers?

00:34:58.000 What does that mean?

00:34:59.000 Does she mean proud boys?

00:35:00.000 Are proud boys hanging on my every word?

00:35:04.000 I don't have followers, you silly cow.

00:35:08.000 And I don't have followers on social media.

00:35:10.000 I'm banned from social media.

00:35:11.000 So who is she talking about?

00:35:12.000 People that like my show and are mean to her on social media? 0.99

00:35:15.000 Like, give me examples.

00:35:17.000 Pull up stuff on the screen.

00:35:20.000 And the thing that was interesting talking to Gavin was like, so Gavin's this angry dude, right?

00:35:25.000 He's not really racist.

00:35:27.000 He's a family guy.

00:35:29.000 Like, he's funny.

00:35:31.000 He's intelligent.

00:35:32.000 He's thoughts up through, but he's an angry dude.

00:35:35.000 And he's pretty reasonable about a lot of stuff, actually.

00:35:38.000 That's like, that's the thing about Gavin.

00:35:40.000 He's like, I'm so misunderstood.

00:35:42.000 And he is so misunderstood.

00:35:44.000 But he's so mad at women.

00:35:45.000 That was the thing that, because I was like, we're agreeing.

00:35:48.000 Where are we going to disagree?

00:35:48.000 I knew he was going to come after my eggs.

00:35:50.000 This guy cannot leave your eggs alone.

00:35:52.000 I've never understood.

00:35:53.000 He's like, what's going on with pause?

00:35:55.000 Pause it.

00:35:56.000 Pause, pause, pause.

00:35:57.000 I've never understood it.

00:35:59.000 Why would I be about someone's eggs?

00:36:01.000 I don't know, because I talk to these women when they get older and they're fucking miserable. 1.00

00:36:05.000 I don't know where Joanne Nosychinski is with her boyfriend. 1.00

00:36:09.000 He used to be fat.

00:36:09.000 Now he's thin.

00:36:10.000 But she's getting up there in age. 0.77

00:36:12.000 Her days are numbered.

00:36:13.000 Bill has no family.

00:36:15.000 No wife. 0.97

00:36:16.000 No future.

00:36:17.000 What does he do?

00:36:18.000 He drinks himself into a stupor every night and wets the bed.

00:36:23.000 I do too, but at least I have a family.

00:36:26.000 And this chick, she let her ovaries dry up with Kurt Metzger and she'll never have a family. 1.00

00:36:31.000 But I'm happy.

00:36:32.000 Yeah, you think you're happy because you're like Sarah Silverman and Chelsea Handler.

00:36:37.000 You're trained, you're genetically predisposed to be agreeable and think everything's fine.

00:36:42.000 You don't know joy until you've had kids.

00:36:45.000 And you don't know depression until it's absolutely not happening.

00:36:50.000 Actually, we should talk about that sex in the city after this and what feminism has done to these women's ovaries. 1.00

00:36:56.000 I forgot I had a segment on that.

00:36:58.000 But go ahead.

00:37:00.000 And look, they think I care about their eggs the way I care about someone's vas deferens or their urethra.

00:37:07.000 It's just a random part of a body I won't shut up about.

00:37:11.000 I'm trying to make you happy.

00:37:14.000 I've seen all the women my age, all the 50-year-olds who didn't have kids, I've seen them cry.

00:37:19.000 I hear them downstairs talking to my wife, bawling their fucking eyes out. 0.97

00:37:23.000 I want to prevent that for you and you.

00:37:26.000 I sort of want to prevent it for you, but I'm not really concerned about it.

00:37:32.000 Which is none of your goddamn business, first of all.

00:37:34.000 But also, like, that was the part that got me about Gavin, right?

00:37:36.000 Where I was like, he was like, well, you, you know, the prime of your life is over.

00:37:40.000 And it's like, homie, do you have eyes? 1.00

00:37:41.000 Do you not see me?

00:37:42.000 I am in the prime of my life right now.

00:37:44.000 But furthermore.

00:37:46.000 I appreciate your confidence.

00:37:48.000 I wasn't talking about your looks.

00:37:49.000 I'm talking about your biology.

00:37:52.000 She's probably like 33 or something now.

00:37:56.000 She looks great.

00:37:57.000 Black don't crack.

00:37:58.000 Neither does whatever color Jews are. 0.99

00:38:01.000 But no, our glass at 30 turns upside down.

00:38:06.000 The sand is going.

00:38:07.000 30 to 35 is the final stretch.

00:38:10.000 Now, if you're going to find a man, fall in love, get married, decide this is time, that's like a three-year thing, usually, minimum.

00:38:19.000 Now we're up to 35, 36.

00:38:20.000 You'd be lucky to have one.

00:38:22.000 One is boring.

00:38:23.000 I was a single child till I was 14.

00:38:25.000 You build a garage for your matchbox cars.

00:38:28.000 You use your G.I. Joe's till the arms and legs fall off.

00:38:31.000 Then you're just moving torsos around.

00:38:33.000 It blows.

00:38:35.000 My parents finally made me a brother when I was 14.

00:38:37.000 Too late, assholes.

00:38:40.000 So your best case scenario is only child.

00:38:44.000 No, I don't have kids right now.

00:38:46.000 No, I don't.

00:38:47.000 And part of that is a choice.

00:38:49.000 And part of that's kind of like how my life is.

00:38:51.000 And why would you go out of your way?

00:38:53.000 Let's say I was upset about it, which I'm not.

00:38:56.000 Why would you go out of your way to make someone feel bad for something that is kind of just how...

00:39:01.000 Wait, whatever happened to my fans and how they're the worst people in the world?

00:39:05.000 She doesn't have to prove that.

00:39:06.000 She can just throw that out there.

00:39:07.000 Now it's back to ovaries.

00:39:08.000 And we think she doth protest too much.

00:39:11.000 And I'm obviously not trying to make her feel bad.

00:39:15.000 Ha ha, your ovaries are dried up.

00:39:17.000 Who does that?

00:39:18.000 No one does that.

00:39:19.000 What I'm trying to say is you have a platform.

00:39:21.000 You're pushing this bullshit agenda that women will never need kids, never want kids. 0.89

00:39:26.000 That's bad for you.

00:39:27.000 And it's bad for all the thousands of people you're talking to right now.

00:39:34.000 I'm trying to help.

00:39:36.000 Why is it so important to you to be mean to someone about their own life that doesn't concern you?

00:39:43.000 If someone weighed 600 pounds, I would call them a fat fuck.

00:39:46.000 And that's for their own good.

00:39:48.000 I wouldn't laugh and roll them down a hill, although it would be tempting.

00:39:52.000 I would say, dude, look at you, you fat fuck.

00:39:54.000 You're dying.

00:39:55.000 You're dying.

00:39:57.000 Now, what's the motive there?

00:39:58.000 The motive there is to wake the guy up.

00:40:00.000 Get your shit together.

00:40:01.000 Get your life together.

00:40:02.000 You're throwing it away, you fucking dork.

00:40:06.000 I've given this a lot of thought because I've heard this fucking shit for, God, how long have I known him?

00:40:11.000 Almost 15 years.

00:40:13.000 And it has nothing to do.

00:40:15.000 You know what Bill does?

00:40:17.000 The only time Bill has a good life is when his brother and his brother's wife and their kids go on vacation and Bill go gets to live in his apartment in Williamsburg and have a gay old time. 0.96

00:40:31.000 Do you?

00:40:31.000 Certainly don't take it personally, although I can see why you would.

00:40:34.000 Gavin is obviously a very angry man.

00:40:36.000 And the reason Gavin's angry is because while he did well with the ladies early on in life, when he really got his fame, when things really started going, he was already locked in a marriage that I don't necessarily know he's happy about.

00:40:50.000 And because he's so upset with some of the choices that he's made.

00:40:53.000 And again, I love Gavin.

00:40:55.000 I am here because of Gavin.

00:40:56.000 He recommended me for this job.

00:40:58.000 Sorry.

00:40:59.000 But he's very angry about some of his life choices.

00:41:04.000 And so instead of just accepting that, he throws it.

00:41:08.000 Normally we introduce, but I'll get to it in a second.

00:41:10.000 Go ahead, sit down.

00:41:11.000 By the way, nice cologne.

00:41:13.000 He projects it onto the women that are single.

00:41:15.000 Stop.

00:41:18.000 Okay.

00:41:19.000 Let me explain something to you, Bill.

00:41:21.000 In 1988, I was in a band.

00:41:26.000 Do you know what being the singer of a band does for pussy? 1.00

00:41:29.000 It is a flood.

00:41:31.000 It is the Katrina of pussy. 1.00

00:41:34.000 You are wading in it up to your waist.

00:41:37.000 It's too much pussy. 1.00

00:41:38.000 That's at 18.

00:41:40.000 Okay?

00:41:41.000 I was in two bands, sang for two bands, all the way from 18 to like 22, right?

00:41:46.000 Then I started Vice at 24.

00:41:50.000 Vice struggled a little bit at the beginning, but about two years in, I was the owner, the publisher of the hipster magazine of Montreal.

00:41:59.000 Montreal, which is the horror capital of the world, I had chlamydia, gonorrhea.

00:42:05.000 I never got crabs.

00:42:07.000 I can't believe it.

00:42:08.000 Herpes.

00:42:08.000 I still have herpes to this day.

00:42:10.000 Drowning in boontang.

00:42:12.000 Then vice got bigger in the later 90s.

00:42:15.000 That's when raving was big.

00:42:17.000 Girls were doing GHB, MDMA, more pussy. 1.00

00:42:21.000 Before I moved to New York, hundreds of chicks I had fucked. 1.00

00:42:25.000 Hundreds.

00:42:27.000 Then we get to 2000.

00:42:28.000 We're in New York City.

00:42:30.000 Drowning in Poon then.

00:42:32.000 By the time I got married, which was 05, I was good.

00:42:37.000 I was actually a little disgusted with myself.

00:42:39.000 I was fucking so much pussy. 0.53

00:42:41.000 I was adding little handicaps. 0.98

00:42:43.000 Like, let's see if we can fuck two Jennifers in a row. 1.00

00:42:46.000 One time I did, this took a lot of organizing, a lot of phone calls, five Asians in five days. 1.00

00:42:52.000 Now that was like one's going to fly in on Tuesday, then I can meet this one and then Wednesday her, and then she's visiting New York on Friday. 0.92

00:43:00.000 It wasn't easy, but that was how bored I was.

00:43:03.000 One time I noticed I was fucking someone to the tune of the song.

00:43:06.000 It was like a ska song.

00:43:09.000 So the idea that I wish I could be out there if my fame hit.

00:43:13.000 My fame, when I met him, my fame was, I've always been fucking famous.

00:43:17.000 It's gay and boring. 1.00

00:43:19.000 It's not special.

00:43:20.000 The only good thing about it is pussy. 1.00

00:43:22.000 And I've been getting pussy since I had a dick, basically. 0.97

00:43:25.000 Well, that's a slight exaggeration.

00:43:26.000 Since I was 18.

00:43:29.000 This guy gets no pussy. 1.00

00:43:32.000 All he does is hang out with chicks. 0.96

00:43:35.000 Chicks are around him everywhere he goes.

00:43:37.000 And you know what he does with them?

00:43:38.000 He gossips his ass off and laughs and then gets so drunk he wets himself.

00:43:43.000 Doesn't fuck anyone.

00:43:44.000 He'll go like months without pussy. 0.99

00:43:46.000 So is the implication that I'm jealous of him?

00:43:49.000 I'm jealous of single men?

00:43:50.000 No, I look at single men.

00:43:52.000 I go, guys, you had a great run.

00:43:55.000 My run was way too long.

00:43:57.000 Especially when you include partying.

00:43:59.000 It was like 14 to 35.

00:44:02.000 What?

00:44:03.000 That's 20 years.

00:44:05.000 Over 20 years of coke and pot and wheat and acid and pussy and 69, 69 and orgies and threesomes and Jesus Christ. 0.98

00:44:16.000 How long do you want to live in Babylon for?

00:44:18.000 How about 10 years of Babylon? 0.91

00:44:19.000 How about 14 to 24?

00:44:21.000 Can we cut it in half?

00:44:22.000 This guy still lives there.

00:44:24.000 He has a fucking dirty apartment in Babylon.

00:44:28.000 And the implication that I resent being married, I resent my wife.

00:44:36.000 I am still madly in love with my wife.

00:44:38.000 The only problem with my wife is she doesn't wear lingerie 24 hours a day and beg to blow me every time she sees me. 1.00

00:44:45.000 In other words, my only problem with my wife is I can't get enough of her. 1.00

00:44:49.000 And my three cherubic children that I worship the ground they walk on, that's what this is all about.

00:44:54.000 I'm with my kids and I compare it to doing Coke all night with Bill and I'm like, these aren't even in the same universe.

00:45:01.000 Stop doing Coke all night.

00:45:03.000 Get a kid.

00:45:04.000 I go to the driving range with my seven-year-old.

00:45:06.000 He hits it 50 yards and I go, what?

00:45:08.000 Did you just hit it into the fourth dimension?

00:45:10.000 And I can see how proud he is of himself and how happy it is he is that I'm impressed with him.

00:45:15.000 I kiss him up.

00:45:16.000 Every night I give my kids force fields.

00:45:18.000 I go, I've been doing it since they were all born.

00:45:26.000 So my daughter's 14 now.

00:45:28.000 So I've been doing it for 14 years.

00:45:30.000 And the air dries it.

00:45:32.000 It gets all the air out.

00:45:34.000 The vacuum seals the force field.

00:45:35.000 So it's just a blob when I put it around you.

00:45:38.000 But then when I go back to the neck and I go, it goes.

00:45:42.000 And now you can move around and you can be more mobile as you sleep.

00:45:46.000 You don't have to worry about this big blob around you.

00:45:48.000 And the force field protects you from bad dreams and monsters.

00:45:52.000 And the 14-year-old obviously doesn't believe in it anymore, but it's a nice tradition that we've had since she was born.

00:45:58.000 And that's a hell of a lot more fucking satisfying than getting a cat drunk.

00:46:06.000 Like, come on, guys.

00:46:07.000 I'm trying to share my joy.

00:46:09.000 The theory that I really, I wish I could fuck more, because I only fucked for 20 years, 18, 28, 38, maybe a little less.

00:46:21.000 15 years of threesomes wasn't enough is retarded. 0.98

00:46:25.000 And to disparage my wife and think that I resent her, I mean, come on, Bill.

00:46:31.000 I'm making you into a pathetic mulatto who hawks old Navy shit. 1.00

00:46:37.000 You dick.

00:46:38.000 About his life choices.

00:46:39.000 That's the thing.

00:46:41.000 That's so real and I feel that.

00:46:42.000 Like, Gavin doth protest too much.

00:46:44.000 Oh, yeah.

00:46:45.000 He's such a classic dog.

00:46:46.000 Like, put your eggs in your head like, homie, get your dick out of my eggs. 1.00

00:46:50.000 Like, you know, I don't know if there was ever a time I would have like been.

00:46:54.000 Actually, yes, of course there was a time I would have been into Gavin.

00:46:57.000 My dad used to eat anything.

00:47:00.000 Karen, obviously, but not now.

00:47:02.000 Now he's like, you know, Karen, I like to take Gavin's suggestions for our lives as like the best compliments.

00:47:12.000 Like, you think I would make a good wife and mother? 0.96

00:47:19.000 Really?

00:47:19.000 You wait to know.

00:47:21.000 You want these genes to procreate? 0.95

00:47:23.000 I mean, I'm flattered that you want more scoliocious ridden bodies in this world. 1.00

00:47:31.000 But here's the other thing, too.

00:47:34.000 People don't seem to grasp this.

00:47:36.000 These three people, maybe even him, are the end of a lineage of hundreds of thousands of years.

00:47:43.000 I mean, that's pretty drastic.

00:47:46.000 Out of all the cavemen shit and the Dust Bowl and World Wars, the Schultzes and the No Sychinskis and the whatever she is, the Hebovitz, Goldbergs, World War II, the Holocaust. 1.00

00:47:58.000 So they survive it all, and then it's your turn.

00:48:01.000 Like, I just wanted to do shats.

00:48:04.000 Like, that's what you're throwing away.

00:48:06.000 That's what I think is so drastic.

00:48:07.000 And Joanne's joke is the truth.

00:48:10.000 And the other thing, too, is she's like, why doesn't he want to talk about anything else?

00:48:14.000 I've spoken to her for a long time.

00:48:15.000 I don't really credit her as being equal to me as far as politics and philosophy or any kind of, you know, pop culture analysis.

00:48:23.000 So instead of sitting here and talking about Buchanan's book, The Unnecessary War, or things that are just sitting there going, Zoo, Zoo, Zoo, 2, 2, I look at her and I go, hey, you should have made babies.

00:48:34.000 You still can.

00:48:35.000 You better get on it.

00:48:36.000 You should take it seriously.

00:48:37.000 Just like if I see a little kid, I go, what do you like?

00:48:39.000 Spider-Man or Batman?

00:48:41.000 Oh, I like Spider-Man better.

00:48:42.000 Batman doesn't even have any powers.

00:48:44.000 Okay, bye, little kid.

00:48:48.000 Of Joanne reproducing just makes me want to yell out abort on repeats. 0.65

00:48:53.000 Abort! 0.99

00:48:54.000 Abort! 0.99

00:48:55.000 Even the kid's five.

00:48:57.000 Is that the end?

00:48:59.000 All right.

00:49:00.000 Well, I think we're preparing myself to show you the punishment that I have allotted, bequeathed to Bill Schultz.

00:49:11.000 Wait for it now.

00:49:12.000 Bill Schultz, you have a ridiculous, shitty theory that's sad.

00:49:17.000 It's also disloyal to me as a friend.

00:49:20.000 It also shits on my wife, which is a deal breaker for me. 1.00

00:49:24.000 So fuck you. 0.68

00:49:25.000 Enjoy your life as a retarded mulatto who sells old Navy shit. 1.00

00:49:30.000 Black Friday.

00:49:43.000 Thanks, Bill.

00:49:45.000 It's ironic that his lack of family life and the fact that he just sort of sits in his shitty apartment getting wasted all day has led him to have no loyalty and, you know, no courage, no character.

00:50:00.000 And so he's happy to throw me under the bus and pretend I hate my wife.

00:50:06.000 And if he had been married and did have kids, he wouldn't do shit like that.

00:50:11.000 I look at my enemies and people trying to fuck my life up, and they're always single.

00:50:16.000 I don't think I've ever had a family man with kids try to fuck up my life.

00:50:22.000 It's always some cunt who's mad that their life sucks. 1.00

00:50:26.000 Probably 80% of the time, female, too. 0.87

00:50:30.000 Speaking of females, why do I get my dicks up in your ovaries? 1.00

00:50:35.000 Well, let's look at 3-2.

00:50:37.000 This is Lena.

00:50:38.000 Oh, no, no.

00:50:39.000 Let's jump ahead.

00:50:40.000 3-3.

00:50:41.000 Sex in the City.

00:50:42.000 Sex in the City was a show about how you don't need a man. 0.83

00:50:45.000 Talk to the hand.

00:50:46.000 Candice Bushnell created it, and it was about the importance of just being a fucking whore and spending your money on expensive shoes. 1.00

00:50:54.000 And what happened to her?

00:50:56.000 She turned old and realized she didn't have kids and said, what the fuck have I done?

00:51:02.000 Why is it a Taylor Swift thing?

00:51:04.000 This is my new pet peeve.

00:51:06.000 Stop sticking things in articles that aren't related to the article.

00:51:11.000 It's like an ad for another thing.

00:51:13.000 Did it?

00:51:13.000 Go back.

00:51:14.000 Restart this URL.

00:51:15.000 Did it ever have a relevant video there?

00:51:19.000 Why do they do that?

00:51:20.000 That's her. 0.88

00:51:22.000 And you press play.

00:51:24.000 And what do you get?

00:51:27.000 Taylor Swift.

00:51:28.000 Fuck you.

00:51:30.000 That's really irritating.

00:51:32.000 Anyway, scroll down.

00:51:35.000 When I was in my 30s and 40s, I didn't think about it.

00:51:39.000 Then, when I got divorced and I was in my 50s, I started to see that the impact of not having children and of truly being alone.

00:51:48.000 I do see that people with children have an anchor in a way that people who have no kids don't.

00:51:54.000 This is the bitch. 1.00

00:51:55.000 How many lives has she ruined? 1.00

00:51:57.000 How many women did she rip out of Middle America and stick Into New York City, who just like sucked dicks and bought shoes and then went, What the fuck have you done? 1.00

00:52:06.000 I mean, she might be guilty of war crimes because all of those women's lives she ruined, they don't have kids, so those kids won't have kids. 1.00

00:52:14.000 So she's basically Mao.

00:52:16.000 She's responsible for the deaths of millions. 1.00

00:52:19.000 Millions of lives don't exist because of that silly bitch. 1.00

00:52:23.000 And outside of Sarah Jessica Parker, who's married to Ferris Bueller, they're all miserable.

00:52:29.000 They're all broke.

00:52:29.000 They're all lost.

00:52:30.000 Especially, I think, the sluttiest one. 1.00

00:52:33.000 It's like God wanted to send a signal.

00:52:35.000 Who's the real whore? 1.00

00:52:36.000 Samantha, I think her name is.

00:52:39.000 She's divorced.

00:52:40.000 Wow, Sarah Jessica Parker looks like shizzit.

00:52:46.000 And here's a perfect example of these fat and lonely feminists who didn't have kids. 1.00

00:52:50.000 Now, this woman had all her shit ripped out of her, but even if she didn't, she would have been in this situation. 1.00

00:52:56.000 Lena Dunham.

00:52:57.000 Lena Dunham, Sarah Silverman, Chelsea Handler.

00:53:00.000 They're all the same.

00:53:02.000 This is their lives.

00:53:04.000 Go ahead, scroll down.

00:53:05.000 Fat and alone.

00:53:07.000 Hideous, fat, disgusting.

00:53:10.000 Covered in weird blemishes.

00:53:13.000 Disgusting, horrible tattoos.

00:53:16.000 Look at her.

00:53:18.000 Spoiled rotten by boomer parents. 0.99

00:53:21.000 I'm actually embarrassed to concede that this makes me a tiny bit horny.

00:53:26.000 Sorry about that.

00:53:27.000 Won't happen again.

00:53:28.000 Just self-isolating my pod, aka my pot belly, and my sunglasses.

00:53:32.000 Anyway, she talks about herself a whole bunch.

00:53:34.000 But that's my motive to do this shit.

00:53:38.000 And then finally, we should probably have another bumper that has like LGBT trans stuff.

00:53:45.000 I don't know what, is it gay? 1.00

00:53:47.000 Let's just call it that's gay. 1.00

00:53:50.000 That's gay. 1.00

00:53:51.000 Please make us a that's gay bumper, folks at home. 1.00

00:53:54.000 So far, what do we got?

00:53:56.000 Zach Doe and Aaron Kraft doing excellent work.

00:54:00.000 But this one is spooky.

00:54:02.000 Here we see a kid realizing that he's not really trans.

00:54:08.000 He's being used by his dyke mom. 1.00

00:54:12.000 Look at that.

00:54:13.000 By the way, you're not a, to the lady right above my head, you're not a man.

00:54:18.000 You're not trans. 1.00

00:54:19.000 You're a woman with short hair married to a man. 1.00

00:54:23.000 So you're not a trans activist.

00:54:25.000 You're a heterosexual, I believe.

00:54:27.000 Unless the bearded guy they're about to show her husband is like, was a woman at some point.

00:54:32.000 The most outrageous is, the most outrageous scenario is that she's a dyke. 1.00

00:54:36.000 But anyway, this little boy with long hair has been brainwashed to being a way for her to have an identity and sell books and get the word out, meaning spread propaganda.

00:54:49.000 And it's just dawned on him that he's not living a kid's life.

00:54:53.000 He's just a political pawn in her game of chess.

00:54:56.000 And he expresses it very well.

00:54:58.000 We're going to Washington, D.C. And we're going to be moving to the White House Pacential area to throw a book in Donald Trump's face.

00:55:08.000 I don't think that we want to say that.

00:55:10.000 No.

00:55:10.000 This one is Time to Thrive, and it's for people who work with LGBTQ youth.

00:55:16.000 We actually go and meet with our senators and representatives.

00:55:19.000 After we do that, we go and sit and sell some.

00:55:24.000 So I ghost wrote a book with my son.

00:55:28.000 First, I turned my son into a chick by brainwashing him into thinking he's not just gay, but a woman. 0.95

00:55:33.000 Then I ghost-wrote a book, and now I drag it around, I drag Z around to politicians ramming this book down their throat.

00:55:42.000 Believe it or not, the kid has had enough.

00:55:45.000 Is this real?

00:55:46.000 Yeah.

00:55:48.000 One of Avery's books for a little while.

00:55:50.000 Avery.

00:55:52.000 Manners.

00:55:53.000 I just don't want to even have a book.

00:55:56.000 I've done too much in this world.

00:55:58.000 It's ruined my life enough.

00:56:00.000 And now everyone in this world.

00:56:03.000 It's possible that that dude isn't a normal dad, like I'd said at the beginning.

00:56:07.000 It's possible it's a lesbian, but he's got fucked up ears too. 0.98

00:56:11.000 Oh, yeah.

00:56:12.000 Does taking testosterone fuck up your ears?

00:56:16.000 Because it's gross.

00:56:17.000 I don't mind if you're, what's his name, Connor McGregor's strike coach, John...

00:56:23.000 We had him on the show a few times.

00:56:24.000 Great guy.

00:56:25.000 John something.

00:56:26.000 Kavanaugh.

00:56:27.000 I don't care if you're John Kavanaugh.

00:56:28.000 It looks kind of cool that your ears are fucked up from endless fighting and you get insane pussy. 0.98

00:56:34.000 But if it's from weird pharmaceuticals changing your gender, ew. 0.68

00:56:42.000 I've done too much in this world.

00:56:43.000 It's ruined my life enough.

00:56:45.000 And now everyone in this world is going to know.

00:56:50.000 If I sell my book, it's going to go on the news along with me for like the 50th time at this point.

00:56:57.000 And it's just going to make my life worse.

00:57:00.000 A couple years ago, he wanted people to know.

00:57:02.000 So now the woman realizes, oh shit, this is all on camera.

00:57:06.000 And he just said that I ruined his life.

00:57:10.000 And look, he's doing some weird OCD thing where he rips up a napkin 800 times because of the anxiety and the stress she's putting.

00:57:17.000 Can she go to jail, please? 1.00

00:57:20.000 Can we get my friends out of jail and start throwing in these people who fund riots?

00:57:25.000 How about Kai Brew?

00:57:27.000 Kai Brew, who's raised tens of thousands of dollars to get Antifa arrested and in fights.

00:57:33.000 Actually, to get them beat up because Prowboys are obviously not going to lose. 1.00

00:57:36.000 And then this bitch that's dragging this poor teenager around, making him a sexuality. 1.00

00:57:41.000 Sexuality involves sex. 0.69

00:57:43.000 Kids shouldn't have a sexuality because they don't have sex yet. 1.00

00:57:51.000 And it's just going to make my life worse.

00:57:54.000 A couple years ago, he wanted people to know.

00:57:57.000 Yeah, I did, but now that was a really stupid, silly mistake, and now I don't.

00:58:04.000 Yeah, that's something.

00:58:06.000 I'm going to go pack now.

00:58:08.000 I'm going to go pack now for our shitty.

00:58:10.000 I'm going to watch.

00:58:11.000 I don't want to go on.

00:58:14.000 So you're watching child abuse.

00:58:16.000 Child abuse, the revolution will be televised.

00:58:18.000 You're watching children get abused.

00:58:21.000 And it's entertainment.

00:58:23.000 How sinister is that?

00:58:25.000 We're sitting here enjoying paying HBO money, I assume that's HBO, to watch children get abused.

00:58:34.000 This sounds like what happened at the beginning of the decline of the Roman Empire.

00:58:38.000 They probably did the same thing, they probably tortured and manipulated 10-year-old boys, made them sexual.

00:58:44.000 The next thing you know, Rome is burning.

00:58:46.000 That's where we're headed, folks.

00:58:47.000 Or maybe we're already there.

00:58:50.000 All right, let's jump to the COVID segment.

00:58:53.000 If your language requires a paintbrush to write, your language sucks.

00:58:57.000 Your language is stupid. 1.00

00:59:00.000 Fucking Chinese. 1.00

00:59:01.000 Chinese virus comes from China.

00:59:03.000 Chinese asshole. 1.00

00:59:05.000 Just keep your hands off my dog. 1.00

00:59:08.000 Can you see the pussy patrol monitoring that saying it says fag in one of his segments and he bitches about China and then he implies they're going to eat his dog?

00:59:19.000 So you showed me something earlier.

00:59:21.000 A speech with a guy from Staten Island talking about Pete.

00:59:26.000 Why can't I never remember his last name?

00:59:29.000 Pete Davidson.

00:59:30.000 Why can't I remember Davidson?

00:59:32.000 I don't know.

00:59:33.000 I wish they were Pete Best.

00:59:34.000 Who's Pete best?

00:59:36.000 I think he was the one that got kicked out of the Rolling Stones or the Beatles.

00:59:41.000 Or the Beatles.

00:59:42.000 Yeah.

00:59:46.000 Have you noticed that?

00:59:46.000 There's certain names that you just can't fit into your head.

00:59:52.000 Like Jesse Jacobs.

00:59:56.000 I have nothing but respect for the NYPD and other law enforcement.

01:00:00.000 There he is.

01:00:01.000 I think when you find at the end of the investigation, you will find that I did nothing wrong.

01:00:07.000 And I have nothing but respect for NYPD and other law enforcement.

01:00:12.000 Thanks for coming out today.

01:00:14.000 That's his lawyer, and that's Keith, the guy we had on the show.

01:00:18.000 Somebody asked about the SNL thing.

01:00:20.000 This is our...

01:00:20.000 I'm Keith McLaughlin, a lifelong Stan Islander.

01:00:24.000 I have a fiancé and three kids.

01:00:26.000 We are a regular blue-collar family.

01:00:28.000 Like every Irish kid I ever dreamed, like every Irish kid, all I ever dreamed was opening my own pub. 0.98

01:00:35.000 While other people were dreaming of being firemen or police officers, I always dreamed of being a bar owner.

01:00:41.000 We worked hard pouring in our life savings, and after three months, we got shut down by an arbitrary set of rules.

01:00:47.000 I respect COVID.

01:00:49.000 I don't respect the corruption, overreach, and arbitrary color zones that are killing all my friends' establishments here and across the country. 1.00

01:00:59.000 The fact we are all come out here today, you will find that we are...

01:01:04.000 So he's in an orange zone.

01:01:06.000 It can't be a coincidence that the orange zone is also a big Trump zone.

01:01:10.000 But the problem is there's a lot of cases.

01:01:12.000 This is what Howard Stern would say.

01:01:14.000 It's the cases.

01:01:14.000 We got to stop the pandemic.

01:01:16.000 It's a pandemic.

01:01:17.000 Okay.

01:01:18.000 Yes, the cases may be up in that area.

01:01:21.000 I don't give a shit.

01:01:22.000 What are the deaths?

01:01:24.000 Because there's a million reasons for cases going up.

01:01:28.000 A guy at the gym today was saying, we have more viruses in our body, virus cells, than human cells.

01:01:34.000 So if you spin the centrifugal force, if you centrifuge blood enough, you'll find infinite viruses.

01:01:41.000 So the way they got rid of SARS, this is, I'm getting my scientific facts from the boxing gym, from people who talk like that guy.

01:01:47.000 But that doesn't mean it's not true.

01:01:49.000 The way they got rid of SARS is they stopped spinning it so much.

01:01:52.000 So they got less viruses.

01:01:54.000 The same way we said with Vietnam, we won, we're leaving now. 1.00

01:01:59.000 You just like investigate less.

01:02:01.000 You try less.

01:02:02.000 And the less you spin the blood, the less viruses you determine.

01:02:05.000 The more you spin the blood, the more viruses you find.

01:02:08.000 That could be one of the reasons for cases.

01:02:10.000 Could also be what we were talking about yesterday, where union guys are getting tested every day and it's coming up as a new thing every day.

01:02:15.000 There's a million reasons why.

01:02:16.000 I don't give a shit about cases.

01:02:19.000 How are deaths doing?

01:02:20.000 And we'll talk to Heshy about that.

01:02:22.000 If the Jews are being so horrible, there must be Jew bodies piled 10 feet high. 1.00

01:02:28.000 It must look like Auschwitz in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

01:02:33.000 If they're such super spreaders.

01:02:36.000 Well, we'll check.

01:02:37.000 Because that's all that really matters at this point is what are the deaths.

01:02:41.000 Like the schools.

01:02:43.000 Our kids can't go to school.

01:02:44.000 Really?

01:02:45.000 There must be a lot of dead kids.

01:02:46.000 Well, there's none.

01:02:48.000 Oh, okay.

01:02:50.000 Are there teachers?

01:02:51.000 Yeah.

01:02:52.000 Some of the teachers got it.

01:02:53.000 Some teachers died.

01:02:54.000 Really?

01:02:54.000 Did they look like this disgusting fat pig?

01:02:57.000 They just had a woman, tears everywhere. 0.98

01:02:59.000 She was released from the hospital after nine months of COVID.

01:03:04.000 And everyone is crying.

01:03:05.000 They can't believe it.

01:03:07.000 And you're looking at her going, you're fucking fat.

01:03:10.000 This is, by the way, after nine months of eating monitored diet.

01:03:15.000 So she was probably way fatter when this started. 1.00

01:03:17.000 So the moral of this particular story is, don't be so fucking fat, lady. 0.99

01:03:23.000 Don't leave yourself so vulnerable.

01:03:25.000 I'm in such incredible shape that I can drink half a bottle of Makersmark and not even be hungover the next day.

01:03:32.000 It's getting disturbing how incredibly powerful I am.

01:03:38.000 Go back to that thing.

01:03:40.000 I love these guys.

01:03:42.000 I like that coat.

01:03:44.000 That's why I became friends with these guys.

01:03:46.000 That's why I jumped my head.

01:03:47.000 I was boarding the thing the whole time.

01:03:48.000 And I kind of almost feel like, you know, the go back to Keith.

01:03:52.000 And arbitrary color zones that are killing all my friends' establishments here and across the country. 0.94

01:03:59.000 The fact we are all come out here today, you will find that we are here because of Cuomo and de Blasio trying to crush the little man who dare to speak up.

01:04:09.000 Many people's families continue to be hurt by the tyranny, and my prayers are with you with them all.

01:04:17.000 But I will leave you with this.

01:04:20.000 Political ambush will be figured out by our great attorneys.

01:04:25.000 But as the owner and just a family man following the stream, this governor and mayor are not going to take my best friend and my pub.

01:04:34.000 Out of respect to law and order, we will take the next few days to regroup.

01:04:39.000 But I can assure the fight to reopen Max Public House and for the rest of small business owners will continue.

01:04:46.000 The dream lives on.

01:04:47.000 You know what I noticed about hanging out there and talking to those guys?

01:04:50.000 Everyone has kids.

01:04:52.000 Keith has kids.

01:04:53.000 Danny has kids.

01:04:55.000 Kidsity kids, kids, kids.

01:04:57.000 In other words, they have stakes.

01:04:59.000 They have skin in the game.

01:05:03.000 Millionaires.

01:05:04.000 I feel like The ignorance level is so high now that you have mega millionaires who are on the national spotlight, like the folks on Saturday Night Live.

01:05:15.000 And instead of making fun of their friends and the local business owners who are broke and crushed and bankrupt, instead of coming down here as fellow Staten Islanders and standing up for them and bringing a positive light to this thing, what they want to do is go on national TV and try to humiliate the little man when he's down.

01:05:32.000 And to me, that's quite disgusting.

01:05:35.000 And as I mentioned before, my dad was a member of the NYPD.

01:05:39.000 The king of Staten Island's dad was a proud fireman and a great friend of mine.

01:05:44.000 And I saw Staten Islanders heavily come out and support him, his mom, his family, and everyone else in a time of need after 9-11 when I cried for his father.

01:05:55.000 So when I hear stuff like this, it hits me emotionally when I think, wow, if you came out of your perch in your affluent neighborhood and came down here and told the liberal left this is a good thing because it's about our freedom and liberty, we probably wouldn't be standing here today talking about a political prisoner who was the victim of,

01:06:14.000 in my view, a political ambush by the king and his henchmen.

01:06:18.000 And that support plan tonight.

01:06:20.000 Beautifully put.

01:06:22.000 Also, this is a little off topic, but one thing that drives me nuts about that big tall fag is that Muslims killed his dad. 1.00

01:06:30.000 And now he's a die-hard lefty.

01:06:32.000 He fucking is crapping on Ann Coulter all the time because he thinks she's an Islamophobe.

01:06:37.000 Meanwhile, maybe if our country was a little more Islamophobic, we wouldn't have had those Ahmad Atta guys going to fucking flight school in North Carolina learning how to fly planes. 1.00

01:06:48.000 And the instructor who was showing them how to fly planes was suspicious of them as terrorists, but he didn't report it because he didn't want to seem racist.

01:06:56.000 So maybe if we could normalize a little bit of Islamophobia, we wouldn't have terrorists coming here to train, not elsewhere, here to train to fly a plane into a fucking building.

01:07:07.000 So fuck you, Islam. 1.00

01:07:11.000 Fuck you, Pete Davidson.

01:07:13.000 I don't care if you used to drum for the Beatles.

01:07:16.000 You know, that was then.

01:07:18.000 This is now.

01:07:20.000 Anyway, let's get...

01:07:21.000 So Hashi Tesla is a Jewish guy fighting for his community, but he also was at Max Public Yale House fighting for Staten Island.

01:07:30.000 He's fighting for everyone.

01:07:32.000 And I want to talk to him right now.

01:07:34.000 Let's get him on the line, shall we?

01:07:40.000 Hashi, are you there, sir?

01:07:42.000 I am here, my friend.

01:07:43.000 I'm here, Gavin.

01:07:44.000 How are you?

01:07:45.000 I'm good.

01:07:46.000 I see you in the news fighting the good fight on a daily basis.

01:07:50.000 You know, it's not the good fight.

01:07:52.000 It's the right fight.

01:07:53.000 It's the honorable fight.

01:07:55.000 And that's what I'm doing.

01:07:56.000 You know, people say, oh, you want to be famous.

01:07:58.000 I'm not interested to be famous.

01:08:00.000 I'm not interested to be mayor or governor.

01:08:02.000 I'm interested to help my fellow citizens that I've been doing for 30 years.

01:08:06.000 And now I'm stepping up.

01:08:08.000 Yes, I think city council will be the way to get into the inside, which I've never been before.

01:08:13.000 And I'm going to start screaming from the inside and showing the people and making changes and stopping this craziness.

01:08:20.000 It's crazy.

01:08:20.000 You know, they just raised our taxes again when we can't even afford it.

01:08:24.000 They raised our penalties on taxes.

01:08:26.000 And you know what the Mayan governor says?

01:08:28.000 Too bad.

01:08:29.000 We need the money.

01:08:30.000 It's you who shut my city down.

01:08:31.000 It's you who caused the problems.

01:08:33.000 You know, let the people run it.

01:08:35.000 We've been running this city so long.

01:08:37.000 It was going well till these two, I'm apologizing to you, Gavin, stepped in idiots and messed things up.

01:08:43.000 Things were going smooth.

01:08:44.000 They just should have sat in their offices and stayed away from us.

01:08:47.000 Let's take a step back here.

01:08:48.000 So I see you as the guy who's fighting on behalf of a lot of Orthodox and Hasidic Jews for the right to have religious gatherings.

01:08:56.000 And de Blasio and Cuomo are cracking down on your community because they've decided that you're flaunting the COVID restrictions, correct?

01:09:05.000 I am fighting for all communities, number one, churches, synagogues, and mosques.

01:09:10.000 And he's stepping on my community.

01:09:14.000 He's picking on our community because he always thought we'd be quiet and we wouldn't fight back.

01:09:18.000 You know, a lot of the Christians, they scream and holler. 1.00

01:09:21.000 The pastors, the churches, people in different communities, they actually, when they get tortured, they fight back.

01:09:28.000 The Jews just were quiet. 1.00

01:09:30.000 Well, now I'm telling to people, step up.

01:09:31.000 Our movement to continue.

01:09:33.000 We're not going to be quiet anymore.

01:09:35.000 And it's just not the synagogues. 0.88

01:09:36.000 It's the schools.

01:09:37.000 It's our stores.

01:09:38.000 We have $38 million in fines in one month in a, what, a 50-block square area?

01:09:45.000 $38 million?

01:09:47.000 I'm going to make sure that those fines get wiped out.

01:09:49.000 Well, if you guys are getting fines, then I assume the 200,000 people in front of the Brooklyn Museum who were protesting the death of trans lives, I assume all those protesters got fines too.

01:10:01.000 I'm sure that they didn't get one.

01:10:03.000 And if you go down to areas like East New York, Manhattan, and different areas like that, you'll see that most of them maybe get one or two tickets because half of their health inspectors, the Department of Building inspectors,

01:10:19.000 the sanitation, they're just over here attacking our neighborhood. 1.00

01:10:22.000 Sometimes you see 10, 12 inspectors on a block, three of them traveling in packs, scaring the people.

01:10:29.000 You have 40 sheriffs running around at night, tracking our wedding halls with guns, with guns.

01:10:35.000 Now, just remember, there was 470 murders.

01:10:39.000 You know how many crime has doubled in New York City, but I'll tell you what's going on, Gavin.

01:10:43.000 We're closing our wedding halls and schools with guns while the regular criminals are out robbing, raping.

01:10:48.000 You know, there was a rape in my office about three weeks ago almost.

01:10:51.000 In your case, I mean, they can just do whatever they want.

01:10:53.000 Yeah, my building was empty for about a year and a half, and we just moved into a new office.

01:10:58.000 So Sundays were never there.

01:10:59.000 That was the first Sunday we were there, and we had the cameras and we set up the whole place new.

01:11:04.000 Mosabi, these guys didn't know that we moved in.

01:11:06.000 And there was a young girl waiting for a doctor, a 14-year-old.

01:11:09.000 And he should have seen how he grabbed them.

01:11:11.000 We were there by luck.

01:11:12.000 By luck.

01:11:13.000 But this is our city.

01:11:14.000 You can just get away with it because we're keeping them busy doing other stuff.

01:11:19.000 And the police officers know that our leadership, our people in charge.

01:11:23.000 I mean, if I would run my business like that, I'd be bankrupt.

01:11:26.000 And that's why the city is $9 billion in the hall, bankrupt.

01:11:29.000 I got to tell you, I was worried about the Jewish community early on in this when I saw a bunch of, I think they were Hasidic Jews, Hasidic and Orthodox, and they were carrying these signs that said Black Lives Matter.

01:11:39.000 And this was maybe two months after the shooting in upstate New York, the shooting in Jersey.

01:11:46.000 And you go, you're getting murdered by black Hebrew Israelites. 1.00

01:11:50.000 And your first takeaway is, please don't hurt me.

01:11:52.000 And I was worried that they don't have their fighting spirit.

01:11:54.000 Did that annoy you to see that rally?

01:11:57.000 Well, I'll explain to you, again, we're a quiet community.

01:12:01.000 We don't want to cause trouble.

01:12:03.000 The rabbis and the leadership don't want noise.

01:12:06.000 Always.

01:12:06.000 It's been like that since World War II, since the Nazis.

01:12:10.000 And that's the problem.

01:12:11.000 We don't stand up.

01:12:12.000 We do have a couple of new fighters a couple of times throughout the year.

01:12:17.000 Some radicals, sometimes they've lost control.

01:12:20.000 Either they're too much to the left, too much to the right.

01:12:23.000 So we've lost focus sometimes.

01:12:25.000 But we do have some good leaders.

01:12:26.000 And now the leaders are scared because of all the rabbis and other leadership people telling everybody, be quiet.

01:12:33.000 We don't want to make noise.

01:12:35.000 So we went out.

01:12:36.000 There were people they supported the Black Lives Matter because they figured, hey, let's support other groups.

01:12:41.000 Maybe, again, quietness, show our support, whether they were wrong or right.

01:12:46.000 It looked like they looked like, please don't hurt me.

01:12:48.000 Don't hurt me.

01:12:49.000 Right, exactly.

01:12:50.000 I apologize.

01:12:51.000 That's the way we do it.

01:12:53.000 I'm embarrassed of sometimes our schools that they'd rather have one school open and let the other 10 schools.

01:12:59.000 Sometimes we're out for our own, but we are now bonding together.

01:13:03.000 I'm trying to get the community together.

01:13:05.000 Wherever I go, people say thank you to me.

01:13:08.000 They know me.

01:13:08.000 They're standing up.

01:13:09.000 We're not letting the inspectors in.

01:13:11.000 People are calling me Heshi.

01:13:13.000 What do I do when they come?

01:13:14.000 You know, there's a corona task force that comes and calls you and checks in your house on you and terrorizes you.

01:13:22.000 So we're making fun of them now.

01:13:23.000 I'm telling people, make fun of them.

01:13:25.000 Don't let them in. 0.98

01:13:26.000 But people are scared when they come to your house, two, three people at a time.

01:13:29.000 And if you don't let me in, we'll arrest you.

01:13:31.000 We'll arrest you for not answering questions.

01:13:34.000 My God, Gavin, I'm not disappointed with my Jewish community, which I am, because we're starting to fight back.

01:13:41.000 All my stores are open.

01:13:42.000 I walked down 13th Avenue today.

01:13:43.000 I went to buy Hanukkah candles with somebody.

01:13:45.000 My stores are open.

01:13:46.000 My restaurants are open.

01:13:48.000 My synagogues are open.

01:13:49.000 I'm telling people you should wear masks in the stores, but on the street, you don't have to wear a mask.

01:13:53.000 And I want you to know, we're going to get this one.

01:13:56.000 We're going to, this is over, I'm hoping.

01:13:57.000 But I want to stand up against this tyranny, and we need to get rid of this mayor and governor.

01:14:01.000 The mayor is going in a year, so it's one more year of pain.

01:14:04.000 I'm going to give him a lot of hell till we get there.

01:14:06.000 The governor, I'm not going to let him.

01:14:08.000 But that mayor, once I get elected, Gavin, I promise you, even before I get into office, that man will see pain.

01:14:14.000 Now we have this guy, new guy, Jamani Williams.

01:14:16.000 He used to be a councilman, a normal guy.

01:14:18.000 Once you get into power, you know what he says?

01:14:20.000 Why should we wait for the numbers to close down the city?

01:14:23.000 Let's close down the city.

01:14:25.000 Once they get into power, it's bad.

01:14:27.000 And a guy like Jamani Williams, who I believe is another prejudiced guy.

01:14:31.000 And I'm shocked at him because he's a black guy that's been held down. 1.00

01:14:34.000 He's a guy who had Tourette's, a guy who went to our schools, who went with us, who we worked, we got him elected.

01:14:40.000 And now he was in a little bit of power.

01:14:42.000 Let's shut everybody down.

01:14:44.000 And even, he doesn't mention the Jews, but he keeps pointing to our communities.

01:14:48.000 I don't understand.

01:14:49.000 Let me tell you, Gavin, the Jews are not going to stand down. 1.00

01:14:52.000 I'm going to be their leader if they want me.

01:14:54.000 I'm not a leader.

01:14:54.000 I'm sorry.

01:14:55.000 I'm going to be their guide.

01:14:56.000 I'm going to be here for them.

01:14:57.000 And if they don't want me, my beautiful wife of 31 years who bought me donuts today, even though she screamed at me for no reason in the car, I have a witness.

01:15:05.000 Nobody believes me.

01:15:06.000 She actually screamed at me for no reason. 1.00

01:15:08.000 I was driving the car.

01:15:09.000 I don't know what I did wrong.

01:15:10.000 But anyways, I'm telling you now, we're not going to let it happen.

01:15:14.000 I'm going to light candles and I'm going to make a big party Sunday.

01:15:17.000 Not with 10 people, Gavin.

01:15:18.000 Not with 20 people.

01:15:20.000 Minimum, 100 people.

01:15:21.000 So if you need a donut, come on down to Brooklyn, my son.

01:15:25.000 That's fantastic.

01:15:28.000 So I saw the BLM signs and I thought, oh, they're capitulating.

01:15:30.000 And then I just saw the giant bolt cutters cut through because people don't get that the Orthodox community, they live in these tiny apartments in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. 1.00

01:15:40.000 They're piled on top of each other.

01:15:41.000 The only respite they get is summer camp where all the kids get out of the apartment and they go upstate.

01:15:47.000 You cut that out.

01:15:48.000 You cut out the camps.

01:15:49.000 You're all piled on top of each other.

01:15:50.000 So the only hope they had was the parks.

01:15:52.000 And then they cut the parks too.

01:15:53.000 And I love to see that bolt cutter go through.

01:15:56.000 The park doors open.

01:15:57.000 I thought, finally, someone's fighting back in that community.

01:16:00.000 And once you do that, it starts a snowball effect.

01:16:02.000 And the whole community starts fighting back.

01:16:04.000 It only takes one lock getting cut.

01:16:06.000 You were behind that, right?

01:16:07.000 Well, it was 19 locks I cut.

01:16:10.000 But yes.

01:16:11.000 I love it.

01:16:11.000 But yes, it was me.

01:16:13.000 It was my bolt cutter.

01:16:15.000 I still have it in the car.

01:16:16.000 I carry it around with me.

01:16:18.000 And just in case they think, you know, I heard they're making new locks that are going to be stronger, dumbbells.

01:16:23.000 I'm a contractor.

01:16:24.000 You're never going to hold me out.

01:16:25.000 Trust me.

01:16:26.000 So I promise you, nobody, Mr. De Blasio, spend as much money.

01:16:29.000 That's why we're bankrupt because now he's going to create new locks that I can't cut.

01:16:33.000 So what office are you running for?

01:16:37.000 So I'm running for city council of the city of New York.

01:16:41.000 It's one of 51 members.

01:16:43.000 This 51 members is like the Congress to the president.

01:16:46.000 We can override the mayor with 26 votes.

01:16:49.000 We only have three Republicans, so I have to run as a Democrat.

01:16:52.000 But even though my ideas are not like they're crazy left half of them, but I'm going to create an alliance and coalition of councilmen.

01:16:59.000 I'm going to create 26 men and women, and I'm going never to allow a mayor, any mayor, to override and shut down a city without state emergencies.

01:17:10.000 I'm going to be, you know, we don't have a recall law.

01:17:12.000 I'm going to create legislation that we can recall our mayor.

01:17:16.000 You're going to say, Heshey, what about governor and state?

01:17:19.000 I can't solve all the problems.

01:17:21.000 But if I, as long as I make New York City a safe city, you know, we have leasing companies.

01:17:26.000 You know what a leasing company is?

01:17:27.000 You go, instead of buying a car, you lease a car, you pay $200, $300 a month.

01:17:31.000 And smart young men, they open up these little businesses and they're hustlers.

01:17:35.000 They go get a car from this place, that place, and they make $500, $600 on each car and they service you.

01:17:41.000 The big dealers don't like it because they're not making the money.

01:17:44.000 So they went to the assembly, not to the city, to the state.

01:17:47.000 And the state created legislation to shut down all leasing companies.

01:17:52.000 7,000 people out of work.

01:17:55.000 And it's unacceptable.

01:17:56.000 And then they started to compromise.

01:17:58.000 Well, we'll let you maybe lease, But you only can come through us.

01:18:01.000 You can't go upstate.

01:18:02.000 You can't go out of town.

01:18:03.000 But we said, when we bring the cars here, you guys service it, you make the money.

01:18:07.000 So they created legislation.

01:18:09.000 And thank God I had a few people in the state assembly and the senate.

01:18:12.000 And I was able to stop the legislation right before Corona.

01:18:17.000 Temporarily.

01:18:18.000 I've been threatened they're going to bring back the legislation.

01:18:21.000 So I'm going to make New York City when I become councilman a safe city.

01:18:24.000 You can run from here, can't help the state, open up a little satellite office here, and we'll screw the rest of you. 1.00

01:18:30.000 And then I'll worry about how to fight with the Assembly and the Senate.

01:18:33.000 I'll embarrass them till they stop that legislation.

01:18:35.000 So are you getting criminal charges?

01:18:37.000 Have you been arrested?

01:18:39.000 Yes.

01:18:40.000 They are so happy.

01:18:41.000 Not my police officers.

01:18:42.000 It was my 66 precinct.

01:18:45.000 Did not want to arrest me.

01:18:47.000 There was no tickets issued.

01:18:49.000 I have videos.

01:18:50.000 There was no riots.

01:18:51.000 There was no burning or blacking.

01:18:53.000 There was a few masks set on fire.

01:18:55.000 The police were stationed all around.

01:18:57.000 Matter of fact, the police, I have it on video.

01:18:59.000 The police gave me their mic that they set up the second protest as a celebration because they asked me to break up the first protest.

01:19:06.000 I was in bed when they asked me to come at 3 in the morning to help them break it up.

01:19:10.000 Now, what happened was, is no tickets, no riots, all on video.

01:19:15.000 Somebody got angry and they made a complaint.

01:19:18.000 So the police told me, has she come in?

01:19:19.000 We'll give you a desk appearance ticket.

01:19:21.000 You'll go home.

01:19:21.000 That's it.

01:19:22.000 And again, no riots.

01:19:23.000 Nobody was hurt.

01:19:24.000 And police were stationed all around, 20, 30 police officers stationed on a two-block area.

01:19:29.000 It wasn't 20 blocks.

01:19:30.000 No marching.

01:19:32.000 Anyways, I said, I'll turn myself in.

01:19:34.000 I'll do it after the holiday.

01:19:35.000 The mayor was not happy because there would be publicity and the cameras would come.

01:19:39.000 In the middle of the night, Gavin, middle of the night, right after the holiday, because I went praise and I made sure, and I was on the phone with the commissioner two days before telling him I'm not closing one synagogue.

01:19:49.000 Now, one synagogue closed.

01:19:51.000 The mayor got pissed at that.

01:19:52.000 So I kept all the synagogues open. 0.96

01:19:54.000 I told everybody to stay open.

01:19:55.000 Middle of the night, two warrant officers from the Bronx, completely different borough.

01:20:00.000 Five, four detectives, seven police cars.

01:20:03.000 Like I tell everybody the same joke.

01:20:05.000 El Chapo didn't have so many people getting arrested.

01:20:07.000 Yeah, it sounds like Roger Stone getting arrested.

01:20:09.000 They chained my legs.

01:20:11.000 They kept me coughed for four hours behind.

01:20:13.000 My hand wouldn't let me go to the bathroom until I threatened to use the police car.

01:20:18.000 No social distancing.

01:20:19.000 They lost my fingerprints twice.

01:20:21.000 So they kept me 24 hours in jail, which they could have let me out even quicker.

01:20:25.000 This is what your mayor did.

01:20:27.000 And what was it?

01:20:28.000 Misdemeanor.

01:20:29.000 A misdemeanor with no bail.

01:20:32.000 Anyways, I helped.

01:20:33.000 I met a lot of people in jail.

01:20:34.000 I'm talking to them.

01:20:35.000 I'm helping a few people.

01:20:36.000 You know, I'm into prison reform.

01:20:37.000 I have people living in my house that we take out of the state jails and federal jails and give them a second life.

01:20:42.000 And I saw the way the treatment, the way the jail system with no social distancing.

01:20:47.000 So I'm going to start working on that when I become councilman.

01:20:50.000 And I was very upset about it.

01:20:53.000 And now we have a trial.

01:20:54.000 So now we might make a deal.

01:20:56.000 They want to make me make a deal, behave myself, don't scream anymore.

01:21:00.000 Now, remember, it's a misdemeanor.

01:21:02.000 But the whole objective is if they're able to find me guilty after the election, the city council has a right to throw me out.

01:21:10.000 Now, I don't think a misdemeanor they can do that with.

01:21:12.000 So I'm asking for a speedy trial.

01:21:14.000 And you know what the answer is, right, Gavin?

01:21:16.000 No.

01:21:18.000 Screw you.

01:21:18.000 I'm going to win.

01:21:19.000 I'm going to defend myself.

01:21:20.000 I know.

01:21:21.000 I'm going to be a stupid lawyer.

01:21:22.000 I'm going to have lawyers on my side, but I know the law.

01:21:24.000 That's why with the parks.

01:21:25.000 That's why I went to synagogues. 1.00

01:21:26.000 I fight the building department.

01:21:28.000 I fight 312 government agencies.

01:21:30.000 I know the law.

01:21:31.000 I know the code.

01:21:31.000 I want people there for inspections.

01:21:33.000 I pass inspections because I make sure we're in compliance.

01:21:37.000 So I'm just disappointed that the mayor thought it's funny.

01:21:40.000 And you know, we had a guy arrested the other day from a bar, a bar owner.

01:21:43.000 Did you hear about it?

01:21:44.000 Danny Presti, the Max Public Ale House.

01:21:47.000 A good man.

01:21:48.000 I mean, the man has a bar.

01:21:50.000 I mean, we have to have, I don't understand you.

01:21:52.000 You're arresting a man while we have 400 and something murders?

01:21:55.000 Not shootings, murders.

01:21:57.000 I'll tell you about 2,000-something shootings.

01:22:00.000 I don't know what to tell you.

01:22:02.000 The cops are jumping on his car, throwing him in prison.

01:22:05.000 But wait a minute, just one minor detail.

01:22:06.000 You said you don't like that there's no social distancing in prison, but you're not practicing it at the synagogues.

01:22:13.000 So my point to you is, is you're telling me I have to wear a mask.

01:22:17.000 You're telling me I have to do a social distance.

01:22:19.000 You're telling me I have a lockdown.

01:22:21.000 No problem.

01:22:21.000 I'll follow.

01:22:22.000 Just like I told the chief when they opened my parks and then they tried to close it.

01:22:27.000 As a chief, no problem.

01:22:28.000 I'll comply.

01:22:29.000 I'll close the park, even though you're wrong.

01:22:31.000 But how come the parks in the not-Jewish neighborhoods are open? 0.90

01:22:34.000 How come the parks in front of the mayor's mansion is open?

01:22:38.000 But my park and Jewish neighborhood is closed.

01:22:41.000 And then when I open the park, Gavin, he sends his health commissioner to make a press conference with 30 press people not social distance.

01:22:50.000 So either I follow the rule or don't follow the rule, but there's no double standard.

01:22:54.000 My name is not Gavin, whatever, idiot from California and scared of you.

01:22:59.000 You're not going to go out and do one thing and tell me to do another thing.

01:23:02.000 I promise you, I'm a big man, I'm smart, and it's never going to happen.

01:23:06.000 And Mr. Fauci, your friend, tell him not to come get hot dogs and Nathan's because I'm not going to let him.

01:23:13.000 Okay, so we'll wrap this up.

01:23:15.000 I'm sorry to take up so much of your time, but this is a lot more interesting than I thought it would be.

01:23:18.000 It's my pleasure.

01:23:19.000 My friend is having a good laugh.

01:23:21.000 So the Jewish community, the argument of de Blasio Cuomo is that the Orthodox Jewish community is all packed together.

01:23:26.000 It's super spreader events.

01:23:28.000 So if they're right, we should have a slew of Orthodox and Hasidic Jewish deaths. 1.00

01:23:35.000 You should have bodies piled up everywhere if you're flouting the rules.

01:23:38.000 And this is a major issue.

01:23:40.000 I don't care about cases because cases go up when testing goes up.

01:23:44.000 But what about deaths?

01:23:45.000 Have you guys had a lot of deaths in your community?

01:23:48.000 Beautiful question.

01:23:49.000 And now I go to the hospital every day.

01:23:51.000 I went this morning again.

01:23:52.000 I came out.

01:23:53.000 I did a little something local here.

01:23:56.000 I wanted to go to work.

01:23:57.000 I'm not going to work today because I had your interview and I had somebody else.

01:24:01.000 And what happens is, is there's two cases in the entire hospital.

01:24:05.000 I even spoke to my friend who runs the funeral parlor.

01:24:08.000 We have one funeral, really two, but one main funeral parlor.

01:24:11.000 They handled most of the funerals when the people were dying during March, April, May, June.

01:24:16.000 He says, not only is it not as busy as last year, it's slower.

01:24:20.000 He says he needs another job.

01:24:22.000 I said, please, I don't want to give no funeral parlours other jobs. 0.66

01:24:26.000 And I want you to know something.

01:24:28.000 Not only is it a lie, what he's Telling you about your numbers of deaths and pile up, he put us in a red zone.

01:24:35.000 You know what that is, right?

01:24:36.000 The red zone, it's the worst zone.

01:24:37.000 Okay, so because of the testing that was done on the street, contaminated testing.

01:24:42.000 I mean, how do you do a test with a corona person sick coming to a park with children?

01:24:46.000 Stupid.

01:24:47.000 Every one of his tests, 40% of them were contaminated.

01:24:51.000 I sat down with the assemblymen.

01:24:53.000 We did 2,000 tests of our own people.

01:24:57.000 24-hour proper tests.

01:24:59.000 Two came back positive.

01:25:01.000 We forced the governor to put us in.

01:25:03.000 That is this pandemic in a nutshell.

01:25:06.000 We forced the governor to put my neighborhood into yellow.

01:25:09.000 There was nothing he could do about it.

01:25:11.000 Here's the evidence.

01:25:12.000 The next-door neighborhood went, listened to the governor.

01:25:15.000 They sent their contaminated people on the streets. 1.00

01:25:18.000 I screamed, guys, don't do it.

01:25:20.000 They did it.

01:25:21.000 Red zone. 0.72

01:25:22.000 Now, you're talking five blocks away in another community.

01:25:25.000 I'm begging them.

01:25:26.000 Now they commit with me.

01:25:27.000 Hey, she do testing. 1.00

01:25:28.000 So now we're doing another 2,000 tests to show you they're lying.

01:25:32.000 There was one kid that tested positive in a school.

01:25:35.000 One.

01:25:36.000 All of a sudden, they wanted to shut down the school.

01:25:39.000 3.9%.

01:25:40.000 I said, it's one out of 300.

01:25:43.000 It's a lie.

01:25:44.000 Don't give me quotas and numbers and percentages.

01:25:47.000 Simple.

01:25:47.000 The kid got sick.

01:25:48.000 The kid has the flu.

01:25:49.000 He took one of your stupid city tests.

01:25:52.000 And now we're doing our 24-hour testing.

01:25:54.000 But I didn't want to fight with the school.

01:25:56.000 So we shut them down for a week.

01:25:58.000 But I'm not happy about it.

01:26:00.000 Trust me, I'm not happy.

01:26:01.000 But all the other schools are happy.

01:26:02.000 Only because I didn't want to fight with the parents.

01:26:04.000 And the parents agreed to it.

01:26:06.000 Not all the parents.

01:26:07.000 But again, this is what we do.

01:26:09.000 I don't want to fight.

01:26:10.000 I'm not looking for a war.

01:26:13.000 I'm not looking to be taking, you know, people that can't eat food on Shabbos.

01:26:18.000 People can't have stores.

01:26:19.000 People don't have jobs.

01:26:21.000 People don't have money.

01:26:22.000 And forget their jobs and the money.

01:26:24.000 Even their health.

01:26:25.000 A young nine-year-old boy stabbing his sister in the house because he's autistic, couldn't get out, got crazy.

01:26:30.000 We have 101 suicides.

01:26:32.000 And I didn't check today, the mental hospital.

01:26:35.000 I'm not talking around the city, Gavin.

01:26:37.000 I'm talking my area, my neighborhood.

01:26:39.000 We're losing it.

01:26:40.000 We've lost focus.

01:26:41.000 We've lost control.

01:26:43.000 And now we're standing up.

01:26:44.000 We're never going to let this mayor and governor do anything to us again.

01:26:48.000 And I'm going to be here.

01:26:49.000 I'm going to be their shield.

01:26:50.000 And you want to arrest me?

01:26:51.000 Come get me.

01:26:51.000 I'm one guy.

01:26:52.000 Just don't touch the rest of my people.

01:26:54.000 Yeah.

01:26:54.000 All right.

01:26:55.000 Last question.

01:26:56.000 It's kind of taboo.

01:26:57.000 Would you ever consider incorporating Santa into your December events?

01:27:02.000 Not Jesus.

01:27:03.000 Just stand up.

01:27:05.000 Your mayor shut down Hanukkah at Christmas this year.

01:27:09.000 I never celebrate Christmas.

01:27:10.000 So this year, I'm going to have a big Hanukkah event.

01:27:13.000 I've been already invited to 10 Christmas events.

01:27:16.000 I even told him that I will put on the Santa outfit with my colour.

01:27:20.000 And you can call me Uncle Heshi Claus.

01:27:24.000 All right, Heshy.

01:27:25.000 It's great talking to you.

01:27:26.000 And I love seeing people fight.

01:27:28.000 And I love that you choose your battles when you fight.

01:27:29.000 That's how to win.

01:27:31.000 Don't forget my city council.

01:27:32.000 My website is HeshiTishla.com.

01:27:35.000 H-E-S-H-Y-T-I-S-C-H-L-E-R.com.

01:27:38.000 I know it's a long.

01:27:40.000 Try to find it.

01:27:41.000 We'll have it up on the screen right now.

01:27:42.000 Give me $30.

01:27:43.000 Get it up there, guys.

01:27:45.000 You want me in there because I'm not fighting for my community.

01:27:47.000 I'm fighting for our communities, for the entire city of New York.

01:27:51.000 I don't care what color you are because I don't believe in color.

01:27:53.000 I don't care what race you are. 1.00

01:27:55.000 I don't believe in that either.

01:27:56.000 I don't care what religion.

01:27:57.000 We are one people.

01:27:58.000 However you want to get to the finish line, be my guest.

01:28:01.000 Okay, I drive a, what do I drive?

01:28:03.000 I drive some cheap Chevy.

01:28:04.000 Some people drive Cadillacs, but you know what?

01:28:07.000 I still get there the same way.

01:28:08.000 A little slower, but I get there.

01:28:10.000 Right on, David Galuru.

01:28:12.000 Thanks for coming.

01:28:21.000 So I think the drums might be what really puts the clash over the top.

01:28:24.000 Because Tipper Hedden was a jazz drummer.

01:28:27.000 He's also a fucking junkie who ruined the band.

01:28:32.000 Just like the strokes with Al.

01:28:36.000 So it looked like Jews are open to the possibility of embracing Santa in future years.

01:28:42.000 This year's not a great year to talk about Christmas and COVID maybe muddled it up, but at least we're planting the seed.

01:28:48.000 Hey, Jews, we don't want you to worship Christ. 1.00

01:28:50.000 We get that.

01:28:51.000 That's not a hill to die on.

01:28:53.000 That ship has sailed.

01:28:54.000 You think he's just a regular guy.

01:28:56.000 We think he's the son of God.

01:28:57.000 Got it.

01:28:58.000 End of discussion.

01:28:59.000 Agree to disagree.

01:29:01.000 However, Santa's a northern European cartoon.

01:29:05.000 And you guys are European too, by the way.

01:29:08.000 So it's just a European, it's based on European folklore.

01:29:11.000 It's got some German stuff in it, some Nordic mythology in it, right?

01:29:15.000 He's flying, it's got some Greek shit in it. 1.00

01:29:17.000 He's flying through the sky on a totally implausible, crazy thing that's not Christian. 1.00

01:29:24.000 It's not Christian. 1.00

01:29:25.000 In fact, some of the Dominican dudes I know, they don't like Santa.

01:29:30.000 In New York City, Dominicans open their presents on December 24th.

01:29:34.000 So these poor little kids have to stay up till midnight.

01:29:37.000 They're sleeping all over the place.

01:29:39.000 They're on the floor, on the rug, passed out.

01:29:42.000 And then everyone gets drunk.

01:29:45.000 So December 25th, the morning of December 25th, in a New York Dominican household, it's just bodies everywhere.

01:29:52.000 Just people sleeping.

01:29:53.000 There's no excitement.

01:29:54.000 The presents are already open.

01:29:56.000 And the kids are like, they have like a Tonka truck because they could only play with it for about 10 minutes before they crashed.

01:30:03.000 And the parents probably don't get up till fucking 1 p.m.

01:30:07.000 And the reason for that is they're such devout Christians, Catholics, that they think Santa's blasphemous and they don't want anything to do with that.

01:30:15.000 I bought you these presents.

01:30:17.000 There's no Santa.

01:30:18.000 And we're going to open them the second Christ is born at midnight.

01:30:22.000 All right.

01:30:23.000 So if there's Catholics that eschew Santa, why don't you take them in? 1.00

01:30:29.000 Jews can wake up Saturday morning with the rest of us.

01:30:32.000 Yay! 0.99

01:30:33.000 A cartoon European brought me gifts. 0.89

01:30:36.000 It's so fun opening gifts.

01:30:39.000 And there's wrapping paper everywhere.

01:30:41.000 Ryan and I are going to celebrate.

01:30:42.000 On December 24th, tune in here and watch us open tons and tons of presents.

01:30:48.000 And they're all going to be cool and fun and exciting and new.

01:30:51.000 Let it go.

01:30:53.000 It's expecting you.

01:31:17.000 We're getting towards the end of a very long show.

01:31:20.000 Lots of variety today.

01:31:21.000 Lots of variety.

01:31:26.000 I think it's time for the mailbag.

01:31:33.000 Let's turn our eyes against mailbag. 0.97

01:31:39.000 Let me touch it.

01:31:50.000 You have a brief thought where you go, wait, did that happen or did I dream that?

01:31:56.000 That's my whole life.

01:31:59.000 Uh, bado-bada-ba-dee. 1.00

01:32:04.000 We have um Aiden.

01:32:09.000 Fresh idiocy, dearest G-Dog, and he with the Phantom Patriarch. 0.59

01:32:14.000 I don't know what that means.

01:32:15.000 No dad.

01:32:16.000 Oh.

01:32:18.000 Hoping to see some scorn poured on this exceptionally amateurish drivel published by The Guardian.

01:32:24.000 I refer chiefly to the first half concerning one girl's harem relationship with a member of a certain blah, blah, blah. 0.76

01:32:29.000 I also have a touch beef humorous poovid, not mine for your viewing pleasure.

01:32:33.000 Okay.

01:32:35.000 White clicktivism. 0.85

01:32:37.000 Why are some Americans woke online, but not in real life?

01:32:41.000 I guess because the whole thing's fucking fake.

01:32:44.000 In the winter, blah, blah, blah.

01:32:46.000 Gwen Canson, his phone screensaver was a symbol of the alt-right movement in Stalerman.

01:32:52.000 Oh, this is ancient news.

01:32:53.000 We already talked about this, didn't we?

01:32:55.000 Yeah, she fell in love with the Proud Boy.

01:32:57.000 Yeah, she fell in love with the Proud Boy, and he seemed to be really cool.

01:32:59.000 So I guess the point of the article is if you date a guy who has political opinions that are differently from the far left, then you're not being sincere and a good person.

01:33:09.000 And we need you more.

01:33:11.000 We need you not just to agree with us online, but also to close your pussy. 1.00

01:33:16.000 And then he's got a poo video.

01:33:17.000 What's this video?

01:33:18.000 We're going to watch you guys take a poo?

01:33:19.000 That sounds awesome.

01:33:21.000 The discussions with my colleague, we've decided that the best way to deal with this problem is for a manual extraction.

01:33:29.000 We're going to go for the sheesh kebab.

01:33:31.000 It's a tried and tested technique.

01:33:34.000 Hopefully it worked this time.

01:33:35.000 Here we go now.

01:33:36.000 All right, that's enough.

01:33:37.000 That's enough.

01:33:38.000 That's enough.

01:33:39.000 Thanks, buddy.

01:33:41.000 This is Kaylin.

01:33:42.000 She's got an Indian Joker dog. 0.99

01:33:45.000 Let's check out the Indian Joker dog. 0.98

01:33:48.000 It's better be good.

01:34:01.000 All right, dear Gavi and Rye guy, tell that caller from yesterday not to join the TPD.

01:34:06.000 Tacoma's mayor, black woman named Victoria Woodwards, throws the police under the bus any chance she gets. 1.00

01:34:12.000 Yeah, I just, maybe I'd had a few beers.

01:34:15.000 I just felt so sensitive.

01:34:18.000 Don't do it, not gonna do it, is what I would say right now, but I can't believe I'm saying that to a man who that would have been the rest of his life.

01:34:26.000 She even goes, she goes even as far, that's not how you say that, as to visit black criminals in the hospital who get in a shootout with police, or so I've heard.

01:34:36.000 I know retired cops here, and they can't imagine anyone being crazy enough to join up right now.

01:34:41.000 Tacoma is on track to have its most homicides in a year, and homelessness and all the crime that goes with it is out of control.

01:34:48.000 If cops try to do their job, they get lambasted by the local government, the local media, and community groups.

01:34:53.000 Do not join TPD.

01:34:56.000 Can we see Victoria Woodwards?

01:34:58.000 What does she look like? 0.94

01:35:00.000 Does she look like Betelgeuse?

01:35:04.000 Oh, she looks half white. 0.97

01:35:08.000 She looks like one of those abandoned by her black dad and looking for revenge. 0.99

01:35:16.000 Let's look her up.

01:35:16.000 Early life.

01:35:18.000 Born and raised in Tacoma.

01:35:19.000 Attended Lincoln High School.

01:35:21.000 Usually when they have personal life lives in the south end of neighborhood and early life born and raised somewhere with no spouses or anything listed, it often means a lesbian with a white mom and a black dad and dad was not around.

01:35:35.000 Let's go.

01:35:36.000 Victoria Woodward's parents divorced if there was even a marriage. 0.99

01:35:44.000 They were tired of talking and wanted a question.

01:35:50.000 They also asked, why does it always take a video for the public to believe?

01:35:55.000 Knew it.

01:35:56.000 Check it out.

01:35:56.000 You ready?

01:35:59.000 Her biological parents divorced when Woodwards was 12 and her father moved to Mississippi.

01:36:04.000 That hole that was missing for me wasn't filled until I was 32.

01:36:08.000 Harold did it for me.

01:36:10.000 Over the years, she's called several people in life to add, but Moss has a special title.

01:36:14.000 I have an incredible community of adopted people, blah, blah, blah.

01:36:17.000 She's doing that whole thing where they say this is actually better than a biological family.

01:36:22.000 We have a village, which is what Black Lives Matter said.

01:36:24.000 So once again, we have fatherless bitches declaring revenge on the rest of us. 1.00

01:36:31.000 Revenge of the hurt keeps coming up again and again.

01:36:37.000 She's so mad at dads.

01:36:42.000 I'm the aunt angry.

01:36:46.000 From the movie, Gods and Monsters, 5148 mins into the movie.

01:36:51.000 You're a homosexual. 1.00

01:36:54.000 Well, thanks for wasting our time with that, Dave.

01:36:56.000 That was really interesting.

01:36:59.000 H. Gavin, I just wanted to make sure this meme didn't slip you by.

01:37:02.000 If they could just spell privileges correctly, though.

01:37:05.000 Male privileges failed me. 0.57

01:37:07.000 When everybody rubs your pregnant wife's belly saying congratulations, but no one tickles your balls saying good job.

01:37:12.000 It's reasonable.

01:37:13.000 I don't do memes that are spelled wrong, though.

01:37:17.000 Okay, this is NSFW.

01:37:20.000 Let me just.

01:37:22.000 Very.

01:37:23.000 This is very NSFW.

01:37:25.000 Well, kind of.

01:37:27.000 It's kind of hidden.

01:37:29.000 I'm looking at the smallest penis in the world.

01:37:33.000 No, no, don't show it, Ryan.

01:37:35.000 Wow.

01:37:37.000 It's almost like playing with a clad, I guess.

01:37:41.000 Okay.

01:37:42.000 Wow.

01:37:43.000 Okay.

01:37:46.000 How in the fuck?

01:37:48.000 Okay, so this guy's quite a grower.

01:37:50.000 How did you do that?

01:37:52.000 And it goes from zero to something fairly reasonable.

01:37:54.000 Oh, wow.

01:37:58.000 Yeah, that's an old foreskin trick. 0.97

01:38:01.000 You can get it to go way up in there and make it look really bad, and then floomf.

01:38:06.000 It's party time.

01:38:08.000 I used to do this trick at parties when I was young.

01:38:10.000 I'd take the foreskin and fold it into itself and then keep like folding, folding, wrinkling down until it was just like a butthole and all the meat was inside me.

01:38:19.000 And then I would let go and go, the desert flower will bloom in one day after, because it looks like stop motion photography of a flower blooming over the course of 24 hours.

01:38:30.000 Yeah, no shit.

01:38:30.000 And then it comes out.

01:38:31.000 It was a hit.

01:38:32.000 The desert flower.

01:38:33.000 I did a lot of penis poetry as it was.

01:38:35.000 Dick is a clash of the titans monster.

01:38:38.000 Yeah, yeah, totally, totally.

01:38:45.000 Wait, is this the same guy?

01:38:46.000 Yeah, David McHugh wants us to watch another clip from his shitty movie.

01:38:49.000 Fuck off, David.

01:38:50.000 No.

01:38:51.000 Okay, Will and Koons.

01:38:52.000 We all know that Georgia results make no sense at base value.

01:38:55.000 They make the least sense out of any of the swing states.

01:38:57.000 After the Ezra bombshell yesterday, I started reading into it a little more.

01:39:01.000 Check out this PBS article.

01:39:02.000 In 2019, Georgia bought the devices from a Canadian company called Dominion Voting Systems.

01:39:08.000 Oh yeah, Dominion comes from Dominion of Canada.

01:39:13.000 In his latest report, Miles O'Brien looks at some of the latest technology being used in Georgia and whether it provides a stronger defense against tampering than the traditional paper ballot.

01:39:25.000 It's part of our ongoing leading edge series on science and innovation.

01:39:30.000 They're in bed with China. 0.99

01:39:33.000 They make voting machines while the Chinese brag about how they can control American politics. 1.00

01:39:40.000 This is what our writer says, purchased in 2019 from Canada, the same year Canada was training with the Chinese military.

01:39:45.000 That's when Georgia purchased the Dominion voting system.

01:39:48.000 Then I start to think about the Chinese executive talking about how great China is at infiltrating American politics, what I just said. 0.83

01:39:54.000 I hate to sound like a negative Nancy, but there's something fishy going on here.

01:39:57.000 There sure is, my friend.

01:40:01.000 But yeah, let's talk about Russia.

01:40:03.000 Russia, Russia, Russia.

01:40:05.000 Broke loser communist Russia. 0.74

01:40:07.000 Someone's sending us an Ilhan Omar meme that we discussed yesterday.

01:40:11.000 I hate when people send us stuff that we've already discussed on the show.

01:40:16.000 Dear King of all that is proud, and also Ryan, Second Amendment, people need to see this.

01:40:19.000 Can't believe this happened to me.

01:40:20.000 Here's the story.

01:40:21.000 Better be good.

01:40:25.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

01:40:26.000 I just wanted to give kind of a warning for a situation that happened to me.

01:40:29.000 If you're a big Second Amendment conservative kind of person, then this applies to you.

01:40:34.000 They're absolutely setting up traps for us right now to catch us doing something illegal or to prank us.

01:40:40.000 But let me just tell you what happened to me real quick.

01:40:42.000 So I was on this gun site I follow a lot and I'd got a direct message from someone who I hadn't talked to before and he said, hey, I'm in your area and I have this specific gun I like for sale.

01:40:53.000 And he said, if you're interested, here's the price.

01:40:58.000 And the price was pretty good on it.

01:41:00.000 So I'm like, yeah, I'm absolutely interested.

01:41:01.000 Anyways, all that just to set up, I go over to the place to meet him and immediately something just didn't feel right about the situation.

01:41:09.000 But I knew it when I knock on the door.

01:41:11.000 First off, he answers the door wearing an Antifa shirt.

01:41:14.000 But I thought, like, this is too obvious.

01:41:17.000 But things got a lot stranger than that.

01:41:19.000 So I go in the house and he's making small talk.

01:41:22.000 I'm like, dude, you know, I just want to see the gun that you're selling.

01:41:27.000 And this dude looks at me and is like, you know, you don't have to buy this gun.

01:41:31.000 I could just give it to you.

01:41:33.000 So immediately bells are going off of my head, like, stolen property.

01:41:36.000 Are you trying to entrap me?

01:41:38.000 I'm looking around kind of for cameras.

01:41:40.000 I don't see anything.

01:41:41.000 But then the dude, and maybe this dude's just a weirdo, but then the dude says to me, you know, I painted my balls and my schlong red.

01:41:49.000 And if you give me a hand job before it dries, then they're yours for free, the guns.

01:41:55.000 I'm like, now I know.

01:41:57.000 Like, dude.

01:41:58.000 So I was pretty pissed actually at the time.

01:42:01.000 But to show us the lucky guy, didn't lose it, but I just start heading to the door.

01:42:05.000 And this son of a gun tries to stop me, stands in front of me in the door.

01:42:09.000 And I have to push him out of the way.

01:42:11.000 I was like, dude, get out of my way.

01:42:14.000 Pushed him over.

01:42:16.000 Good stuff.

01:42:16.000 I just want you guys to think about things before you just steal that.

01:42:20.000 I was getting scared for a second.

01:42:22.000 I was like, oh, no.

01:42:24.000 Honeypot.

01:42:25.000 Someone's trying to trick us here with the next one.

01:42:27.000 Dear Gavin and Mr. Antonio Ron Rodriguez, I reckon Gavin would appreciate this hottie in this video, piercing eyes, cute accent and all, right?

01:42:37.000 Be very careful where you stroll here because this woman is called a castratix. 1.00

01:42:42.000 And what she does is she massacres your penis. 1.00

01:42:45.000 She's also hideous. 0.99

01:42:46.000 This is NSFW.

01:42:47.000 Very NSFW.

01:42:48.000 You don't do it.

01:42:48.000 I'm not doing it.

01:42:49.000 But the gore.

01:42:51.000 The legal gore, I guess, at the end of this is a guy's penis has like a thousand pins in it.

01:42:56.000 There's blood everywhere.

01:42:57.000 She's putting big long needles. 0.98

01:42:59.000 You guys are seeing it.

01:42:59.000 And there's balls.

01:43:00.000 It's really fucking gross.

01:43:03.000 G-Dog and Resident of the Fag Zone. 1.00

01:43:05.000 I have seen this post four times today, and God, does it piss me off?

01:43:09.000 The logic required to believe this shit is that of a 10-year-old.

01:43:13.000 A teenage head was the name of our episode yesterday.

01:43:19.000 And then to have the audacity to call people who don't wear a mask a terrorist.

01:43:22.000 Fuck man.

01:43:23.000 It took everything I had not to spread the whole day arguing with beta males on Twitter.

01:43:26.000 Anyways, check out what message the left is spreading around.

01:43:29.000 If you're without a mask, RN, you're a terrorist. 0.86

01:43:33.000 Deadliest days in American history.

01:43:34.000 Galveston Hurricane.

01:43:37.000 Anti-Atom.

01:43:38.000 I don't even know what Anti-Atom was.

01:43:40.000 September 11th, last Thursday, last Wednesday, last Tuesday.

01:43:44.000 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:43:45.000 Doesn't that idiot kind of realize, like, looking by the numbers there, aren't those the same number, but they're just like adding to it?

01:43:52.000 Like, first it's 24, and then they do another count, and then it goes up to 2,000.

01:43:55.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:43:57.000 That kind of looks like the fucking way it's going.

01:43:59.000 It's the total.

01:44:00.000 So the total keeps going up.

01:44:02.000 But the total is 200,000.

01:44:06.000 No, yeah, but maybe that week.

01:44:09.000 So let's look it up.

01:44:12.000 How many died on, let's say, December 7th?

01:44:18.000 December 7th, COVID?

01:44:22.000 Because it does seem strange that they go up every day.

01:44:28.000 This is boring.

01:44:31.000 I mean, I think the Jewish funeral home was a good example of what's really going on here, which is nothing. 0.96

01:44:40.000 Love from Kanata.

01:44:41.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

01:44:43.000 This is.

01:44:46.000 Okay, that's safer work.

01:44:48.000 I got a fellow Kanataite.

01:44:50.000 What are we called when we're from Kanata?

01:44:52.000 Kanatites?

01:44:53.000 My pet mantis shrimp when I dipped my balls into his tank.

01:44:56.000 Today I was hitting the speed bag and Larry was there.

01:44:59.000 And we're doing like, what the fuck you're going to do?

01:45:01.000 And I go, this is your head, Larry.

01:45:03.000 This is your head after you're knocked out.

01:45:05.000 This is you on the mat.

01:45:06.000 I'm still going.

01:45:07.000 There's no referee here today.

01:45:09.000 And he laughed so hard he fell down.

01:45:11.000 You talk like you can fucking fight your way in a paper bag.

01:45:15.000 You a cupcake.

01:45:16.000 You talk like you can do something.

01:45:24.000 Pretty funny.

01:45:25.000 This is from G. Oh, my other thing with Larry, too, is, so I'm all like, you don't open this Pandora's box because once this train comes out the station, I can't turn it around.

01:45:35.000 I'm going to wipe you out.

01:45:37.000 But then at night, when it's super busy there and I take my kids, I pretend that he bullies me.

01:45:43.000 And I go, I'm sorry, Mr. Barnes.

01:45:44.000 And I fall down.

01:45:45.000 I pretend he punches me and I bump into things.

01:45:48.000 And everyone takes it seriously, including another trainer we call Jalapeno, who contacted the owner and said, Larry's beating people up.

01:45:57.000 So he's a snitch.

01:45:59.000 What's G got to say?

01:46:01.000 I'm going to come.

01:46:04.000 A lot of NSFW stuff today.

01:46:06.000 Yeah, very horny.

01:46:09.000 I had some video drops with suggested scenarios.

01:46:12.000 Curb your enthusiasm and Harry Potter.

01:46:14.000 Love the shows.

01:46:15.000 All right, so someone sent us a whole bunch of video drops.

01:46:19.000 We're processing this video.

01:46:21.000 All right, I don't have time for that shit.

01:46:25.000 Oh, what a very interesting face.

01:46:30.000 Wow.

01:46:32.000 This one is a, what an insane ass.

01:46:37.000 Oh, my stars.

01:46:39.000 I actually felt a tingle in my balls.

01:46:42.000 Oh, my wizard.

01:46:46.000 Look at that ass. 1.00

01:46:47.000 That's a day ruiner of an ass.

01:46:49.000 Like that, if you saw that ass and you were walking in that park, you would stop at the next bench and just go.

01:47:03.000 Come on, man.

01:47:04.000 Get it together.

01:47:05.000 You got your own shit going on.

01:47:06.000 You got a life.

01:47:07.000 Come on, buddy.

01:47:08.000 Like, I would, if you were just to tackle her and start going in your ass crack, I think the judge would go, well, you know what? 0.98

01:47:15.000 That's sexual assault. 0.97

01:47:16.000 You're looking at five to ten.

01:47:18.000 Oh, shit, is that her?

01:47:20.000 Oh.

01:47:22.000 Please don't do it again, but get out of my courtroom.

01:47:24.000 Hello, Gavin Rice guy.

01:47:25.000 I heard you guys were so bored.

01:47:27.000 We're bored, so I'm sending you some photos of me to rape.

01:47:29.000 I'm 20 years old and from Sweden.

01:47:32.000 See, you're a rape apologist if you think girls in Sweden are hot, because the Vikings would rape and pillage and then steal all the women, the pretty girls, from all the various places they conquered and bring them back to Scandinavia.

01:47:44.000 So Scandinavian girls are genetically hot because they were stolen. 1.00

01:47:50.000 I tried getting pictures from all angles.

01:47:52.000 Hope it is enough for a proper rating to give my sympathies to our drunk out.

01:47:55.000 I included one photo of me plastered, the trench photo.

01:47:58.000 I love you.

01:47:58.000 I want to fuck you with my heels on.

01:48:00.000 But fortunately for me, I'm engaged.

01:48:01.000 Well, what if he were to have an accident?

01:48:06.000 By the way, here is a Swedish translation of the Gavin's Mailbag song.

01:48:10.000 Ryan, Halkaften do her in gen papa, lat osta entit pa.

01:48:16.000 Gavin's postlada, let me tapa den.

01:48:20.000 Nice.

01:48:21.000 All right, so this is some amazing stuff.

01:48:23.000 It's hard to find any flaws with that visage, especially this one.

01:48:29.000 Why aren't you showing the picture?

01:48:30.000 The red one?

01:48:31.000 No, show them all.

01:48:32.000 I got to open them all up.

01:48:33.000 I just opened them all up and then closed them all.

01:48:36.000 All right.

01:48:39.000 I guess.

01:48:40.000 I got this.

01:48:41.000 So that's amazing, obviously.

01:48:42.000 But you got all your makeup on and do to do, and that's incredible, obviously.

01:48:45.000 You're at some Halloween party and it's.

01:48:48.000 But look at the structure there of the Halloween one, the red one.

01:48:52.000 Do you keep closing them?

01:48:56.000 That's too big.

01:49:00.000 Okay, that's incredible.

01:49:02.000 Not doing a lot of Indian Jokers, I noticed, this mailbag. 1.00

01:49:06.000 That's kind of annoying.

01:49:11.000 What are we thinking here?

01:49:13.000 We include the ass and everything.

01:49:16.000 I mean, I don't see how...

01:49:18.000 Like, 9 seems a little high.

01:49:21.000 8 seems low.

01:49:25.000 I think my gut is saying 8.8.

01:49:30.000 I think she's a Swedish 7, but... 0.99

01:49:32.000 She's probably hideous in Sweden. 1.00

01:49:34.000 Yeah, she's like...

01:49:35.000 People probably throw money at her. 1.00

01:49:38.000 I was talking to a guy once with a hot wife.

01:49:40.000 He's like, oh, my God.

01:49:41.000 Yeah, we just got back from Sweden.

01:49:42.000 And the women there are so beautiful.

01:49:44.000 Like, she's a six there. 1.00

01:49:45.000 Yeah.

01:49:46.000 And his wife, no, that's what he said to his wife.

01:49:48.000 Oh, oh, that's funny.

01:49:49.000 And his wife was sort of like.

01:49:52.000 And so I had to jump on it.

01:49:54.000 I was like, oh, really?

01:49:55.000 Your wife's an ugly pig? 1.00

01:49:56.000 She's really mediocre in Sweden. 0.70

01:49:58.000 Is that it?

01:49:59.000 Is that like, she's sitting right there, dude?

01:50:02.000 So yeah, 8.8.

01:50:03.000 Congratulations, Christina.

01:50:05.000 All right.

01:50:05.000 Boy, this is a long app.

01:50:07.000 Let's do a couple more.

01:50:08.000 Jason, Gavin and the other guy, you're famous for many things, but as a true fan, your best performance was It's Brexit with Batman.

01:50:15.000 There isn't a more victorious and inspiring rant I've seen.

01:50:18.000 More of this on the show.

01:50:20.000 Mailbag is meh and depends on what is sent in.

01:50:23.000 Oh, like this letter?

01:50:25.000 The worst part of the show is Collins.

01:50:27.000 This was funny once when you were hanging up on the mid-sentence.

01:50:30.000 Okay, maybe I'll bring that back.

01:50:32.000 Election gate, COVID, and globalese are your money subjects.

01:50:34.000 Find the balance.

01:50:35.000 Okay, expert.

01:50:36.000 I'd appreciate someone keeping up on Julian Assange, who also helped Trump get elected, but whatever.

01:50:41.000 Thanks.

01:50:41.000 And Ryan is priceless.

01:50:42.000 Yeah, that's a good point.

01:50:43.000 Maybe we should have an Assange update with Cassandra Fairbanks every once in a while because she's really on the got her ear to the ground on that one. 1.00

01:50:59.000 On the last live episode, Lighthouse Tom was the first caller as scooter.

01:51:03.000 He keeps getting through.

01:51:04.000 He has to use aliases now because you would hang up on him right away.

01:51:08.000 Also, Ryan needs to reach out to that bald weirdo who lives in an RV in the desert and does his dancing videos.

01:51:12.000 Yeah, whatever happened to him.

01:51:14.000 Mr. Ober.

01:51:15.000 I think he got his meds.

01:51:20.000 Right.

01:51:21.000 Do we have a final video?

01:51:23.000 Shit.

01:51:23.000 That guy's drops came through.

01:51:25.000 Oh, yeah, let's see them.

01:51:26.000 It's a two-minute thing, but it's like interesting.

01:51:35.000 Shut up! 1.00

01:51:37.000 The fuck?

01:51:38.000 Shut the fuck up! 0.99

01:51:41.000 Shut the fuck up! 0.99

01:51:46.000 What's the big deal?

01:51:46.000 What if I did say she has a big ass?

01:51:48.000 So what?

01:51:48.000 That's not so terrible.

01:51:49.000 What's the matter with a big ass? 1.00

01:51:50.000 I like big asses. 1.00

01:51:51.000 There's no problem.

01:51:54.000 You like big asses? 1.00

01:51:58.000 You keep finding out something.

01:51:59.000 Don't say I have a don't have an ass fan.

01:52:01.000 No, no, this is very kinky.

01:52:02.000 It's like, well, there's nothing thank you.

01:52:04.000 I'm scolding now.

01:52:04.000 Nothing's on.

01:52:06.000 These are way too long.

01:52:07.000 I'm just finding out.

01:52:08.000 What are we baby?

01:52:10.000 See some other ones.

01:52:11.000 You haven't met Ryan?

01:52:13.000 So, what are you drawing?

01:52:14.000 Oh, I'm just doodling.

01:52:16.000 That's a Hitler mustache. 0.91

01:52:17.000 That's Hitler hair. 0.91

01:52:18.000 What's a Hitler? 0.84

01:52:20.000 Hitler was a bad man. 0.98

01:52:22.000 A bad man?

01:52:22.000 Should have stopped right there.

01:52:24.000 Yeah, okay, these are boring.

01:52:26.000 Let's go to the final video.

01:52:49.000 COVID.

01:52:51.000 Can I taste anything?

01:52:54.000 This paper tastes like nothing.

01:53:00.000 All right, final video.

01:53:02.000 This is a guy who was paid $50 to take a pack of Pokemon cards.

01:53:08.000 How sad is it?

01:53:09.000 I got a lot of shit yesterday for saying that Anime is for losers.

01:53:13.000 It is.

01:53:14.000 Okay?

01:53:15.000 It's for little kids.

01:53:16.000 It's a children's cartoon.

01:53:17.000 Grow the fuck up. 0.93

01:53:20.000 Pokemon is in the same genre of embarrassing, but obviously much, much worse.

01:53:26.000 Trading Pokemon cards is fucking pathetic.

01:53:29.000 This guy needs to move out of his parents' house, grow up, get a real job, become a real man.

01:53:35.000 Jesus H. Christ.

01:53:36.000 So anyway, this guy agreed for 50 bucks to fold the cards before he opens them.

01:53:41.000 And the danger with that is you might find a valuable card that you've ruined with a crease.

01:53:47.000 God, no.

01:53:50.000 He hates what he's done.

01:53:58.000 If I get fat, big gay Pikachu and try to grade it, it'd be a two. 0.97

01:54:02.000 Because there's a permanent crease.

01:54:03.000 I don't know if you can see it, but it's like permanent crease, right?

01:54:06.000 These things are worth like four grand or something when it's a big hit.

01:54:09.000 I don't know and I don't want to know and don't get into the show and tell me.

01:54:12.000 Four to the front.

01:54:14.000 Good luck.

01:54:16.000 Psychic energy, drone rotom, swoobat, excadrille, jolted, sandal, sea dock, chicken peck, mud brain.

01:54:26.000 I already have Carolis.

01:54:27.000 God, there's a permanent crease all the way down to end.

01:54:30.000 Oh, it actually!

01:54:32.000 Oh my god, it actually fucking happened!

01:54:36.000 Oh my god!

01:54:38.000 I made fucking vegan shit!

01:54:43.000 Why?

01:54:45.000 Why?

01:54:47.000 His poor father.

01:54:48.000 Well, the good news is his father's not around to see any of that.

01:54:52.000 What do we got now?

01:54:53.000 It's Thursday.

01:54:54.000 We'll see you Monday.

01:54:55.000 We've got a lot of fun stuff planned for next week.

01:54:57.000 The next few weeks are going to be a wild ride because we're planning some fun holiday adventures.

01:55:04.000 Christmas starts on Monday.

01:55:06.000 We're going to start getting kooky and having some fun and giving you guys diddle orgasms.

01:55:10.000 I'll explain everything on Monday.

01:55:12.000 In the meantime, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - December 10, 2020

S03E50 - FIGHTING BACK [2020-12-10 - S03E50 - FIGHTING BACK]

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