Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E53 - DRAGON LADY [2020-12-17 - S03E53 - DRAGON LADY]

00:00:36.000 That's the Ramones.

00:00:38.000 Merry Christmas.

00:00:39.000 I don't wanna fight tonight.

00:00:41.000 Merry Christmas.

00:00:42.000 I don't wanna fight.

00:00:45.000 I figured out the Ramones long ago.

00:00:48.000 They did not invent punk.

00:00:49.000 They didn't even mean to make punk.

00:00:51.000 They were trying to do rockabilly, rock and roll.

00:00:54.000 That's what was big in the late 70s.

00:00:59.000 Everyone in New York was trying to be a rockabilly. 0.99

00:01:01.000 Twisted Sister had to leave and go to England because they didn't like this 50s shit. 1.00

00:01:07.000 They wanted to be glam. 0.99

00:01:08.000 So they went over to there and over to London and they had...

00:01:12.000 Their road crew was in the exploited.

00:01:14.000 The band, the exploited.

00:01:16.000 But yeah, stop giving them so much credit.

00:01:19.000 Listen to their music.

00:01:20.000 It's retard 50s music. 0.99

00:01:22.000 They were trying to be like happy days and American graffiti.

00:01:26.000 Stray cats were big.

00:01:28.000 Everyone was into the 50s in the 70s.

00:01:31.000 I don't know why.

00:01:33.000 Maybe they were longing for a time before divorce.

00:01:36.000 I don't have the morning paper today because I couldn't find it.

00:01:40.000 It disappeared into the snow on my front lawn.

00:01:45.000 Today's book is probably the most controversial book we've ever had on the show.

00:01:50.000 But shouldn't you read controversial books? 0.99

00:01:53.000 Like, how much of a pussy do you have to be to be scared of ideas? 1.00

00:01:59.000 I wouldn't read a book about why kids are hot and why Nambla is cool and why we should embrace an eight-year-old sexuality because I would be barfing the whole time. 1.00

00:02:11.000 So outside of that, and I think that's pretty normal, go read Mein Kampf.

00:02:17.000 Go read Shay's speeches.

00:02:19.000 Go read, you know, Fidel's speeches.

00:02:21.000 We should know, go read Mao's speeches.

00:02:26.000 But this is Jared Taylor, one of the most controversial figures in America today.

00:02:33.000 He calls himself a race realist.

00:02:35.000 The left calls him a raceist. 0.90

00:02:39.000 And I first came across him because back in Vice days, I was interested in the freaks, the weirdos, the people on the far, far, far, far, far right, far, far, far, far left, black Hebrew Israelites, you know, Antifa, Nazi skins, 0.98

00:02:54.000 whatever you got. 0.84

00:02:54.000 I want to hear about it. 0.84

00:02:55.000 That's what Vice was based on, the fringes.

00:02:58.000 And I met him.

00:02:59.000 He turned out to be a pretty reasonable guy.

00:03:02.000 He doesn't believe in diversity.

00:03:05.000 Okay.

00:03:06.000 He says, if diversity is so great, why does it take so much money to push? 1.00

00:03:12.000 Like, shit, sex is great. 1.00

00:03:14.000 You don't have to push that. 1.00

00:03:15.000 Weed is great.

00:03:16.000 I used to sell weed in college.

00:03:17.000 I didn't have to advertise.

00:03:19.000 Word got out.

00:03:20.000 People came to me.

00:03:22.000 So he's saying, he's basically saying, I'm not going to freak out.

00:03:27.000 Look, I look really dark, Ryan.

00:03:30.000 Don't you think?

00:03:34.000 It's not my cup of tea, race mixing. 1.00

00:03:36.000 This is him talking, not me.

00:03:37.000 Obviously, I'm a race mixer. 0.98

00:03:38.000 But I don't care.

00:03:41.000 But it's not my cup of tea, but it shouldn't be rammed down people's throats. 0.63

00:03:45.000 And if whites want to have a white-only restaurant and blacks want to have a black-only restaurant, they should be allowed to.

00:03:49.000 I think I'm wearing a woman's sweater. 0.94

00:03:51.000 Doesn't this have kind of a cut puffiness to the sleeves?

00:03:55.000 Yeah, that's better.

00:03:58.000 So it's actually pretty reasonable.

00:04:00.000 Sorry, folks.

00:04:01.000 And I guarantee you, anyone who hates this book hasn't read it.

00:04:04.000 You can't really talk about something you haven't read.

00:04:07.000 And he talks about busing and black crime. 0.99

00:04:10.000 He told me the working title was Black Failure, White Guilt. 0.52

00:04:14.000 And I've talked to him many times.

00:04:16.000 He's seen my mixed race kids.

00:04:19.000 He's not outraged.

00:04:21.000 He's a pretty open-minded dude.

00:04:22.000 So you should know everyone's perspective.

00:04:25.000 And this book is pretty shocking when you see how different reality is from this sort of racist hellhole that America's been portrayed as, you know? 0.91

00:04:34.000 Like, we're told that the cops hunt blacks for sport. 0.96

00:04:41.000 And I think the truth right now in D.C. is black kids are hunting white people for sport. 0.98

00:04:48.000 They're running around with knives, stabbing people, and D.C. at night is like New York City at night in the 80s in the Central Park jogger days. 0.98

00:04:57.000 That was too much of indecence. 0.98

00:04:59.000 I mean, the Washington Post can't deliver unless the sun's up because it's so fucking dangerous.

00:05:04.000 And I knew it was coming because I remember when I would go there for Blaze TV and CRTV, the homeless people would have set up not just a bed and a night table like they do here in New York, but they'd have like a couch and a coffee table and be playing cards.

00:05:21.000 You're in a living room.

00:05:22.000 You'd have to leave the sidewalk and walk on the road to avoid their living room.

00:05:26.000 And then there'd be a living room across the street and they'd be yelling at each other.

00:05:29.000 The two living rooms didn't like each other.

00:05:33.000 Anyway, woke up this morning.

00:05:37.000 Woke up, Tasman. 0.64

00:05:38.000 Woke up Tasman.

00:05:44.000 Got myself gone.

00:05:48.000 That song is cool and it's fun.

00:05:50.000 It makes me think of the Sopranos, which is a lot of fun. 0.92

00:05:53.000 But it's so gay, those blues guys. 1.00

00:05:57.000 Australian blues guys. 0.99

00:05:59.000 That's something you would like.

00:06:01.000 Blueshammer.

00:06:02.000 The weird thing about this song is it kind of sucks besides the chunk that they used for the intro.

00:06:08.000 Yeah. 0.60

00:06:08.000 And it's the same song, essentially, but like every other part kind of stinks besides the part they used. 0.60

00:06:15.000 Well, they're really digital.

00:06:17.000 They're a blues band that is heavily influenced by electronic dance music.

00:06:21.000 So they're dance blues, which, I mean, hold a gun to my head.

00:06:26.000 I don't think I could think of a gayer thing than dance blues. 0.81

00:06:29.000 I mean, That's the top.

00:06:31.000 You just reach the top.

00:06:33.000 That's the modern dance of music.

00:06:38.000 So I woke up this morning.

00:06:41.000 My house was gone, covered in snow, and the driveway was, of course, destroyed.

00:06:45.000 We got to turn this on.

00:06:50.000 Very disorganized morning here.

00:06:51.000 I'm sorry, I'm so frazzled.

00:06:55.000 Is it on?

00:06:57.000 Is it green?

00:06:57.000 It should be green.

00:06:59.000 Oh, it's not on.

00:07:00.000 Hold on.

00:07:00.000 There we go.

00:07:02.000 And I thought, you know what I'm going to do?

00:07:05.000 I'm a tough guy.

00:07:06.000 I work out every day.

00:07:07.000 I'm just going to shovel this whole driveway, my huge driveway.

00:07:10.000 I'm going to do it myself.

00:07:12.000 Maybe I'll get my boys down later on.

00:07:13.000 They have a snow day at school.

00:07:15.000 By the way, it's a totally normal day out.

00:07:18.000 The roads are black.

00:07:19.000 There's no snow.

00:07:20.000 And New York City is apoplectic.

00:07:26.000 I got confused with the apocalypse.

00:07:28.000 Apocalyptic.

00:07:30.000 Apoplectic. 0.96

00:07:32.000 Freaking the fuck out. 0.98

00:07:33.000 School's shut. 0.95

00:07:34.000 Oh, no.

00:07:34.000 So kids are just roaming the streets with toboggins.

00:07:37.000 It's fucking ridiculous. 0.99

00:07:39.000 In Canada, we never had snow days. 1.00

00:07:41.000 Every day was snow.

00:07:42.000 So anyway, I start doing the driveway and I think, and I'm also going to show the kids like how to do something from beginning to end and all these great lessons I have planned. 0.99

00:07:52.000 And then about half an hour later, I just like, fuck this. 0.98

00:07:57.000 And a truckload of Mexicans showed up and said, you want to do it, and I'm like, how much? 0.99

00:08:02.000 They go, maybe, maybe 100.

00:08:07.000 And I'm like, let's do 80.

00:08:10.000 80.

00:08:11.000 Let's do 80. 0.94

00:08:13.000 And so five guys get out and start shoveling my driveway like lunatics.

00:08:18.000 My car was actually in my neighbor's driveway.

00:08:21.000 And long story. 0.99

00:08:22.000 And so I go, shit, I got to get to a bank machine. 0.99

00:08:25.000 I got to get these guys money. 0.99

00:08:27.000 And I'm sort of, I'm kind of antsy in the mornings.

00:08:30.000 And I think it's because around that time I'm usually fighting.

00:08:32.000 I decided not to go to the gym because I'm going to do this great workout, which sucked.

00:08:37.000 In half an hour, I had maybe done this desk worth because I started at the bottom where the snowplow does it.

00:08:42.000 And it's like 100 pounds each thing you're throwing.

00:08:45.000 Your back's on fire. 1.00

00:08:46.000 It fucking kills. 1.00

00:08:48.000 Anyway, I just blast out of my neighbor's driveway and get the car stuck. 0.99

00:08:52.000 So now I can't go forward, can't go backward.

00:08:54.000 The belly of the car is on the snow.

00:08:56.000 The wheels are barely touching.

00:08:58.000 Why couldn't I have just waited for them to shovel that out?

00:09:01.000 And then I could have gone to the bank machine.

00:09:04.000 I get antsy.

00:09:07.000 I can't, I'm impatient.

00:09:08.000 I just want to get it done.

00:09:10.000 I can't tell you how many things I've broken or destroyed in my house because I just got to rush.

00:09:15.000 And like plumbing.

00:09:16.000 Plumbing is a, it takes a lot of strength, but you also have to be delicate. 1.00

00:09:20.000 And I'm constantly like, ah, ah, ah, fuck. 1.00

00:09:23.000 And some shit. 1.00

00:09:26.000 And then I got two holes in the wall. 1.00

00:09:27.000 I got a fucking plaster on. 0.99

00:09:29.000 Then I got plaster on the carpet. 1.00

00:09:30.000 Fuck, put another hole in the wall. 1.00

00:09:33.000 This was last night. 1.00

00:09:34.000 Ooh.

00:09:36.000 It was fun.

00:09:39.000 It was kind of, it took me, it took us, what, two hours to drive back last night?

00:09:46.000 That's pretty bad.

00:09:47.000 But fun.

00:09:49.000 Yeah.

00:09:49.000 Gorgeous.

00:09:51.000 Gorgeous, my boy.

00:09:53.000 Gorgeous.

00:09:59.000 Yeah, speaking of Canadians, I'd like to update you once a year onto our behavior.

00:10:04.000 My friend Bobby sent me this.

00:10:06.000 This is, oh, I didn't number it.

00:10:08.000 First one.

00:10:09.000 The first one.

00:10:10.000 But Canada has a thing called the silent war, and it's sort of like here with Trump supporters, where you can't have an American flag on your lawn without getting attacked.

00:10:20.000 Oh, Cassandra.

00:10:21.000 Cassandra was on Timpool. 1.00

00:10:23.000 She was a fucking fire-breathing dragon. 1.00

00:10:26.000 I texted her. 1.00

00:10:27.000 I said, do you have third-degree burns?

00:10:28.000 Because you're on fire.

00:10:31.000 And she was talking about how you can't even have an American flag on your front lawn anymore in certain neighborhoods.

00:10:36.000 But we'll get to that.

00:10:40.000 But now don't show it and ruin the surprise.

00:10:44.000 So you can't have a Canadian flag in French neighborhoods on your front lawn.

00:10:49.000 And speaking English is audacious. 0.99

00:10:51.000 So because Montreal is bilingual and it's pretty much the only bilingual area in all of Quebec, and it's not that bilingual.

00:10:57.000 So the little enclaves like the hipster part, the Williamsburg Brooklyn of Montreal has a lot of English speakers. 0.98

00:11:05.000 But people want to sell shit. 0.99

00:11:07.000 So when you walk into a store, they say, bonjour, high. 1.00

00:11:10.000 And then you can go with whatever language you see fit.

00:11:13.000 So the Bloc Québécois, the predominant political party down there, says, no, stop doing that.

00:11:19.000 It has high in the name.

00:11:21.000 They have preserved their language so well that a car is called a chariot.

00:11:26.000 Enchar.

00:11:28.000 Like the only, that accent, that bon bé quese fête bon. 0.69

00:11:33.000 The only time you'll hear that in France is if you go up into the mountains and talk to a 90-year-old and they might have it from their great-grandfather.

00:11:40.000 It's 400 years old.

00:11:42.000 Ain't nobody got time for that.

00:11:45.000 So the Block Québécois is pushing you to stop saying bonjour high.

00:11:49.000 They want you to say bonjour haux.

00:11:52.000 Top story this half hour.

00:11:53.000 The Block Québécois is suggesting store owners, who usually greet customers with bonjour high, use bonjour haux instead.

00:12:00.000 The party says bonjour haux is more festive and less ancient.

00:12:04.000 They're such Pepsis. 1.00

00:12:05.000 They're such stupid frogs that they don't know that ho means horror. 1.00

00:12:09.000 Keep going. 1.00

00:12:10.000 Justin has prompted a lot of reaction.

00:12:13.000 A lot of reaction, Caroline, even Richard Kissing, for example, tweeting his reactions and many, many others on Twitter today, political analysts too, ranging from mocking the creativity to celebrating it along with wordplays as well.

00:12:28.000 And as you can see, this Jim and Lach Broughm got into the spirit and posted a bonjour haux sign in its front window, writing on Facebook, someone needs to be the first.

00:12:38.000 It may as well be us.

00:12:39.000 Now, you may remember just last year, the minister responsible for the French language, Simon Jean-Barrette, said he wanted to ban the popular greeting, bonjour hai.

00:12:48.000 Days later, he ruled out passing legislation to do so and said public awareness campaigns were in the works of the future.

00:12:54.000 They make these things into laws, by the way.

00:12:56.000 When I lived in Montreal, they had language police, Literal language police who would take pictures of English signs and get you fined.

00:13:05.000 Someone sent me a funny bonjour ho. 0.95

00:13:07.000 I've been saying it now to every woman I see who knows what Quebec is.

00:13:12.000 What's that picture?

00:13:14.000 I don't know if I'm into bonjour ho, but I can get behind horror revoir.

00:13:20.000 All right, celebrity gossip.

00:13:21.000 Speaking of things I figured out, Knoxville and Steve-O are in the hospital.

00:13:24.000 Do we need a celebrity gossip bumper, by the way?

00:13:26.000 Yeah, we do.

00:13:27.000 A celebrity gossip bumper, please.

00:13:31.000 And I think we need a Biden-Trump bumper because the subject is the same right now, isn't it?

00:13:37.000 Biden news is Trump news and vice versa.

00:13:40.000 Or as Larry Barnes would say, vice versa, or versa vice.

00:13:46.000 Yeah, so they jumped on a treadmill that was going full speed while wearing band equipment.

00:13:53.000 So he's got a brilliant formula.

00:13:54.000 This is my, this took me about 10 years to figure out.

00:13:57.000 And I knew Johnny Knoxville quite well.

00:13:59.000 He introduced me to Adderall and a bunch of pain pills.

00:14:01.000 He's a big pills guy.

00:14:02.000 And I think it's because he worships Johnny Cash.

00:14:07.000 That's his hero.

00:14:08.000 Always has a black Cadillac. 0.86

00:14:09.000 A lot of jackass guys drive black Cadillacs because of Johnny Cash. 0.99

00:14:13.000 And Johnny Cash was a pill head. 0.99

00:14:14.000 So he's a pill head.

00:14:16.000 And he, I think, because you see how brave they are and they take like rubber pellets to the groin and stuff.

00:14:23.000 And I realized, oh, they're on like Xanax or, you know, some super opioid oxy painkiller thing. 0.98

00:14:32.000 And that's probably why Steve-O became a drug addict because he was taking so many pain pills and then he got into nitrate and all kinds of shit. 0.94

00:14:42.000 The reason this started, is that the beginning of, is that him getting shot? 0.99

00:14:50.000 Oh, no, it's a skunk.

00:14:51.000 Oh, yeah, that's very recent.

00:14:53.000 I pitched MTV Vice TV in 2000.

00:14:58.000 And the guy that I was pitching to, we put together a really shitty sort of a reel.

00:15:03.000 And the guy we were pitching to goes, well, do you think you could do something like this?

00:15:07.000 This is the kind of stuff we're getting.

00:15:08.000 And he showed me the original Jackass VHS pitch, which had just been sent there.

00:15:14.000 And it was Johnny Knoxville getting shot in the chest with a gun.

00:15:18.000 He was testing out a bulletpoo fest. 0.99

00:15:20.000 And I was like, nope, that's much better than what I'm pitching.

00:15:25.000 You should go with that show.

00:15:28.000 But the reason Johnny Knoxville had sent that is because he just had a kid, Madison, I think her name is.

00:15:34.000 And so when you have a kid, you start hustling.

00:15:37.000 So he comes up with this concept that all started with the bulletproof vest thing.

00:15:41.000 And then he starts spreading it out.

00:15:43.000 But then he gets into pain pills and he realizes we can ramp this up with the pain pills.

00:15:48.000 This is a theory of mine, by the way.

00:15:50.000 I don't have evidence of this, but I feel very good about it.

00:15:54.000 And yeah, those are all pain pills. 0.99

00:15:57.000 Someone took a cricket ball to the knee or the ass. 1.00

00:16:00.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:16:09.000 You're talking like a washwoman. 1.00

00:16:11.000 No wonder you guys aren't picking.

00:16:16.000 Oh, my God.

00:16:17.000 I've never seen this one.

00:16:19.000 What do you get for nothing?

00:16:24.000 Oh, it sounded so bad.

00:16:28.000 Oh, that's the perfect Charlie horse area.

00:16:32.000 All big brothers know that area perfectly, right, guys?

00:16:35.000 The old Charlie horse you do to your little brother, Bonk.

00:16:39.000 Yeah, so I think what he does is he just comes up with an idea.

00:16:42.000 Like, let's get on a treadmill full speed.

00:16:44.000 Goes over with some like experts, right?

00:16:47.000 And they calculate the risk, and then they go for it.

00:16:50.000 Sometimes they overdo it. 1.00

00:16:51.000 I think he almost had to have his penis cut off or his bag removed. 1.00

00:16:54.000 I think it's one testicle, yeah. 1.00

00:16:56.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:16:56.000 And then they go and make tons of money. 0.99

00:16:58.000 And these movies cost like $5 million and make $500 million. 0.99

00:17:01.000 It's fucking genius. 0.95

00:17:03.000 Speaking of severe medical disasters, I know this is low-hanging fruit, but have you checked in on Jocelyn Wildenstein recently? 0.99

00:17:15.000 I didn't think this was possible, but she looks even more freakish than before.

00:17:19.000 Her face is dividing into two.

00:17:22.000 The top is leaving the bottom.

00:17:25.000 That's actually a good picture of her.

00:17:29.000 Oh, look, we're having a separation.

00:17:32.000 You know, plastic surgery changes over time, and you have to keep redoing it.

00:17:39.000 And now, remember Martin Short said, the thing about plastic surgery is you never go, there's a 20-year-old.

00:17:45.000 You always say, there was a woman who was in a horrible burn, and they managed to save her, and she can lead a normal life now.

00:17:51.000 That's when it started.

00:17:53.000 Wow.

00:17:54.000 Yeah, that face transplant guy looks, they're about on the same level.

00:17:57.000 They're about the same.

00:17:58.000 That's not an exaggeration.

00:17:59.000 Yeah.

00:18:00.000 She looks like Ron Perlman in Beauty and the Beast.

00:18:02.000 Can you pull that up?

00:18:04.000 17?

00:18:05.000 Yep.

00:18:05.000 They're the same.

00:18:07.000 It's the same person.

00:18:09.000 Oh, my God.

00:18:10.000 Okay, so wait, that's her.

00:18:11.000 Oh, oh.

00:18:11.000 Now look at Ron.

00:18:12.000 See if you can put them up side by side.

00:18:15.000 Does someone make out with that?

00:18:17.000 Like, that guy that she's with, he's about 30 years her junior.

00:18:22.000 Do they neck? 0.54

00:18:28.000 Oh, God.

00:18:28.000 I love you.

00:18:29.000 Do they do that thing that Ryan likes, the face touching?

00:18:32.000 You just put your hand on.

00:18:34.000 Oh, God.

00:18:35.000 I love you so much. 1.00

00:18:36.000 I love looking into your weird fucking monster eyes. 1.00

00:18:39.000 Yeah, that's the same person. 1.00

00:18:42.000 Exact same lips.

00:18:45.000 Wow.

00:18:48.000 What is she doing?

00:18:50.000 Same hair and everything.

00:18:52.000 She is the Tiger King. 0.96

00:18:53.000 I saw her.

00:18:56.000 What's number 18?

00:19:01.000 I think it's just another picture of him as a beast.

00:19:03.000 Yeah, same picture.

00:19:04.000 I saw this video.

00:19:06.000 This is like I'm deep into garbage YouTube things that have 62 views, but when she was very young, like 19, she was the most beautiful woman on earth.

00:19:16.000 When do you see this first pic?

00:19:19.000 Women in time. 0.98

00:19:20.000 Stop.

00:19:21.000 I mean, I think that's a 10.

00:19:24.000 It's just weird enough to have, you know, that little zing.

00:19:28.000 Like her bottom lip sort of Sticks out like it's a tongue.

00:19:32.000 So that's weird.

00:19:33.000 And then her eyes, everything else is perfect, right?

00:19:36.000 So perfect is boring. 0.99

00:19:37.000 Like that big homo said, Oscar Wilde, pretty is pretty, but only ugly can be beautiful. 1.00

00:19:44.000 So you need something weird in there to really get you over the nine hump. 0.95

00:19:47.000 And she's a 10.

00:19:49.000 Go back.

00:19:50.000 So that's a 10. 0.96

00:19:53.000 And then she becomes black. 0.98

00:19:57.000 Okay, so now she's getting a little weird.

00:19:59.000 Her forehead's increasing.

00:20:01.000 Her lips are getting a little too intense.

00:20:03.000 I don't know where you're going, Jocelyn, but slow it down.

00:20:09.000 And then she's mulatto one day. 1.00

00:20:12.000 Oh.

00:20:13.000 She's like Nicole Simpson or something. 1.00

00:20:15.000 We can still work with that.

00:20:16.000 It looks like a totally different person.

00:20:18.000 Now she's like a black Marilyn Monroe. 1.00

00:20:20.000 Great.

00:20:21.000 You're down to like an 8.2 now, but 8.2 is fantastic.

00:20:27.000 Things are going great here.

00:20:30.000 Okay, older woman, kind of MILF-y. 1.00

00:20:32.000 Like when people say, your grandmother looks like your mother, she's so hot. 0.95

00:20:35.000 So now she's a Gilf, a very sexy older lady, still in the MILF category. 1.00

00:20:41.000 We're still working.

00:20:42.000 We've still got a lot to deal with.

00:20:45.000 I mean, we're having a great time. 0.96

00:20:49.000 And then this is what's fucked up. 0.97

00:20:51.000 She does the plastic surgery once, and it is an improvement. 0.98

00:20:56.000 I don't like that kind of look, but I bet if we asked 100 people on the street, they'd like this better than the weird Black Maryland Monroe. 1.00

00:21:03.000 She de-blackified her nose. 1.00

00:21:07.000 So then she probably went, this is when she got in her head, I can improve myself.

00:21:11.000 Because that previous picture was what?

00:21:14.000 Black Maryland.

00:21:15.000 Oh, no, that is like a seven, right?

00:21:17.000 The grandma one.

00:21:18.000 The Gilf is a seven.

00:21:20.000 And then you go to this, and that's like an eight.

00:21:23.000 Not to me, really, but to everyone.

00:21:25.000 So she goes, I can buy a point by going to the doctor.

00:21:28.000 And this is when I think she started going into facial debt.

00:21:34.000 And now she's not even bankrupt.

00:21:36.000 Okay, so now she's now.

00:21:40.000 That's not even a human.

00:21:42.000 That's like a two, I guess, right?

00:21:46.000 Like, who would you rather make out with Tamara Burke or her? 0.98

00:21:50.000 That's tough, but her because it has a nice body. 1.00

00:21:55.000 She's a little fake, and it's like, it's not really kissing a person.

00:21:58.000 She's in the Tamara Burke zone, basically. 1.00

00:22:02.000 And so now we'll say she's bankrupt. 0.98

00:22:04.000 She's facially bankrupt at zero. 1.00

00:22:06.000 All right?

00:22:08.000 Keep going.

00:22:14.000 The ramen hair does not help.

00:22:16.000 Curly hair was cool in the 80s.

00:22:19.000 Okay.

00:22:23.000 What's next to her? 0.61

00:22:24.000 Is he happy?

00:22:24.000 I think that's her husband.

00:22:25.000 He was an art dealer.

00:22:26.000 That's why she's so rich. 1.00

00:22:29.000 Now we're like negative 100 as far as facial debt goes.

00:22:34.000 Keep going.

00:22:35.000 What are you?

00:22:40.000 Oh, negative 150.

00:22:42.000 She's like, are you even talking to anybody on the phone?

00:22:44.000 Are you just trying to avoid me?

00:22:45.000 Can she even see?

00:22:48.000 She can't taste.

00:22:49.000 That's a total stranger.

00:22:50.000 She thinks that's the husband, but she went ahead.

00:22:53.000 Yeah.

00:22:54.000 Keep going.

00:22:56.000 He's calling the police.

00:22:58.000 This weird mulatto cat keeps following me. 1.00

00:23:01.000 It's going animal control.

00:23:04.000 Someone put a dress on a mountain lion. 1.00

00:23:07.000 Can you get over here now?

00:23:09.000 Animal abuse.

00:23:09.000 They're making it walk on its hind legs.

00:23:12.000 They shaved it.

00:23:16.000 What a weird video this is.

00:23:18.000 It has like 200 views.

00:23:22.000 Yeah.

00:23:23.000 Woman and time. 0.69

00:23:25.000 Woman and time. 0.69

00:23:26.000 This is probably done by some weird German. 0.98

00:23:28.000 Oh, wait, so this doesn't look so terrible, but it's the photographer or whatever.

00:23:32.000 We can't really see her.

00:23:37.000 Yeah, that's...

00:23:37.000 That's not as bad as the other ones.

00:23:40.000 Enhance.

00:23:41.000 We're kind of getting better, actually.

00:23:43.000 Temporarily.

00:23:44.000 No.

00:23:46.000 No.

00:23:47.000 No.

00:23:48.000 No. 0.97

00:23:49.000 Does she want to be black, too? 0.99

00:23:51.000 Is she like a white woman who wants to be black? 1.00

00:23:52.000 But she de-blackified her nose. 1.00

00:23:54.000 Hey, remember that first one where I said the plastic surgery kind of worked?

00:23:57.000 It's like her nose grew back to its original size.

00:24:01.000 Unless this isn't exactly the most reliable source. 0.99

00:24:04.000 Who knows what the fuck we're watching? 0.98

00:24:05.000 Keep going. 0.99

00:24:12.000 Because maybe they...

00:24:13.000 Look, look.

00:24:14.000 You can see the separation line beginning there.

00:24:16.000 Oh, boy.

00:24:17.000 This thing, the Joker thing.

00:24:18.000 This is when her face started to have a civil war and the South seceded. 0.73

00:24:27.000 But Abe Lincoln in the next shot managed to keep it together.

00:24:31.000 So we lost 650,000 men, but we got the country back.

00:24:35.000 But then keep going.

00:24:36.000 You might want to do some skipping.

00:24:37.000 This thing is long.

00:24:43.000 Hi, I'm gorgeous.

00:24:45.000 I'm a plastic man.

00:24:48.000 Hi, I'm a man wearing woman's eyes. 0.95

00:24:52.000 Okay, jump ahead. 1.00

00:24:53.000 Look at that weird shit. 0.99

00:24:55.000 Jump more. 1.00

00:24:55.000 Get jumpy. 1.00

00:24:57.000 So now she's like approaching a billion dollars in facial debt.

00:25:03.000 Like, it's sort of like the American debt with our 14 trillion, or we're probably up to 19 trillion by now.

00:25:09.000 It's just not something we can ever pay off.

00:25:11.000 Hi, friend.

00:25:12.000 Oh, man.

00:25:14.000 Hi, peer.

00:25:17.000 Whoa.

00:25:21.000 Whoa.

00:25:23.000 She's 80 years old now, by the way.

00:25:25.000 Oh.

00:25:28.000 Oh, Lord.

00:25:30.000 I wonder plastic surgeons must talk about her all the time. 0.99

00:25:33.000 Like, that's a precedent setting thing.

00:25:35.000 Yeah.

00:25:35.000 Like, never go full her.

00:25:37.000 Yeah.

00:25:38.000 Well, it's probably an adjective.

00:25:41.000 Like, she's been completely, no, a noun.

00:25:44.000 She's been completely Wildensteined. 0.52

00:25:48.000 And I bet they say it in, oh, Lord, look at that thing.

00:25:51.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

00:25:52.000 I bet they say it in consultations.

00:25:53.000 They go like, man, well, obviously you don't want to get to the Waldenstein level where you can't pay off your debt.

00:26:00.000 Well, how does that end?

00:26:01.000 Is that the last one?

00:26:02.000 Oh, no.

00:26:02.000 Oh, my.

00:26:04.000 See, then he starts doing it.

00:26:06.000 You know, they just came out with a really cringy of witches, and they have the same thing, like that mouth thing.

00:26:13.000 Why do men want bigger, fuller lips? 1.00

00:26:15.000 That's not a thing.

00:26:17.000 No woman says he walks in there gorgeous.

00:26:19.000 He got these big, beast-stung lips.

00:26:23.000 Ew.

00:26:25.000 Oh, this is a complete...

00:26:26.000 We're in Civil War territory now.

00:26:30.000 Anyway, sorry. 1.00

00:26:31.000 Stupid. 1.00

00:26:32.000 Eggs. 1.00

00:26:33.000 All right, let's get to the news.

00:26:36.000 This looks like a fun book I'm going to check out.

00:26:38.000 Do we have an Antifa thing?

00:26:40.000 Okay, do the Antifa thing.

00:26:41.000 Now we're getting down to the brass tacks here, folks. 0.98

00:26:43.000 No more bullshit celebrity gossip. 1.00

00:26:46.000 You fucking white man! 1.00

00:26:48.000 You've never experienced a white man in your entire money! 1.00

00:26:52.000 Neither of my money!

00:26:53.000 You did! 1.00

00:26:54.000 Look at these fucking horrible, weak losers! 1.00

00:26:59.000 Fuck your dad! 1.00

00:27:03.000 That's good because it covers Antifa and BLM. 1.00

00:27:06.000 Antifa was started, I mean, BLM was started by two black lesbians who were abandoned by their fathers. 0.92

00:27:13.000 And Antifa is all spoiled brats who resent the fact that their father is disappointed in them for never doing anything with their lives and spending $250,000 on an NYU degree. 0.93

00:27:26.000 Yeah, Gabriel Nadales wrote this book called Behind the Black Mask.

00:27:32.000 I wonder if he confronts daddy issues in the book.

00:27:35.000 He was just on Prague or U. Pretty low-T kind of a dude, isn't he?

00:27:43.000 What's going on?

00:27:44.000 Can't you press play?

00:27:46.000 And I'm a former Antifa activist.

00:27:48.000 And the reason a lot of people join Antifa is because they think they're going to be fighting against fascism.

00:27:52.000 But Antifa does not fight fascists.

00:27:55.000 In fact, they are the fascists.

00:27:57.000 They're willing to enforce their mentality by using violence and intimidation against innocent people.

00:28:03.000 And they need to be stopped.

00:28:05.000 Hi, I'm Gabriel Nadales, and I'm a former Antifa.

00:28:07.000 Let's see the book.

00:28:10.000 What's next?

00:28:11.000 This is a boring intro.

00:28:14.000 Behind the Black Mask.

00:28:16.000 I have a feeling, like, I got that book, Heather McDonald's, The War on Cops, and I'm just reading it going, yeah, I know.

00:28:21.000 I know.

00:28:21.000 Yeah, I remember that case.

00:28:22.000 Yeah, I know.

00:28:23.000 I know.

00:28:24.000 So, is that what this book's going to be about?

00:28:27.000 Yeah, it sounds like it from that intro.

00:28:29.000 It sounds like it's good that the world will know about it, what we already know.

00:28:33.000 Yeah.

00:28:33.000 I'm going to buy it anyway.

00:28:34.000 I'll tell you if there's any goss. 0.99

00:28:36.000 All right.

00:28:37.000 This is what I've been waiting to talk about all day.

00:28:39.000 I like to start light, just like the New York Post. 0.91

00:28:42.000 Start light, start silly with some celebrity gas.

00:28:45.000 Get everyone in the mood, get you acclimated, you can go fancy, you can go make yourself a cuppa.

00:28:51.000 And then we get down to the brass tacks.

00:28:53.000 This is now the meat, the entree.

00:28:56.000 Ready?

00:28:57.000 Hit it.

00:28:58.000 Start fights, finish them.

00:29:08.000 Crowd boys, stand back and stand by.

00:29:13.000 What does the beginning say?

00:29:16.000 We don't start fights, we finish them.

00:29:18.000 I didn't hear any weeds.

00:29:19.000 Start fights, finish them.

00:29:21.000 He just says start fights, finish them.

00:29:23.000 Start fights, finish them.

00:29:25.000 It's like, you don't start fights.

00:29:27.000 Start fights, finish them.

00:29:29.000 Start.

00:29:30.000 My unstart fights.

00:29:31.000 Finish them.

00:29:33.000 Hey, guy, who made that?

00:29:34.000 Can you get better audio or something?

00:29:36.000 Or just here, use this.

00:29:39.000 Proud boys don't start fights.

00:29:41.000 They finish them.

00:29:43.000 You can use that audio clip.

00:29:45.000 Cassandra was on Tim Poole, and it was everything.

00:29:50.000 Everything.

00:29:51.000 It just summarizes the problem with people like Tim Poole.

00:29:56.000 They are these ethical pontificators that are not IRL.

00:30:02.000 And I think the biggest problem is Tim doesn't have kids.

00:30:05.000 So he doesn't get the big picture perspective.

00:30:08.000 It's all about this sort of minutia.

00:30:10.000 Like he said on October 12th, Prowboy started the fight.

00:30:14.000 Yeah, technically they did charge Antifa after Antifa threw a bottle, glass bottle of piss at them.

00:30:22.000 But this is after years, but specifically seven days, of terror from Antifa, threats, attacking journalists.

00:30:31.000 And in the context of the whole evening, mutual combat was a smart solution to that. 0.94

00:30:39.000 Antifa had been begging for it all fucking night, all week. 0.83

00:30:44.000 And so they got it. 0.99

00:30:46.000 End of story. 0.99

00:30:47.000 But I can understand if you're a stupid juror or some judge like Judge Mark Dwyer who said, this reminds me of the political fighting we saw in the early 30s or in the 30s in Germany, implying that I'm Hitler and this is the Nazis. 0.99

00:31:03.000 So he better lock up Max and John or we'll have World War III. 0.99

00:31:06.000 Meanwhile, Antifa had already declared World War III and it's been going on ever since.

00:31:10.000 So you got rid of the only people that were standing up to these domestic terrorists in the name of Hitler. 0.75

00:31:18.000 So that pisses me off.

00:31:19.000 And the idea, like the Black Lives Matter sign being taken down and burned, yes, it is bad optics.

00:31:26.000 But I understand why they did it.

00:31:28.000 The BLM and Antifa have been terrorizing the country forever.

00:31:32.000 Oh, and I forgot to send you this.

00:31:34.000 Did you see that they are going balls out crazy trying to catch the guy who took the sign down?

00:31:43.000 The FBI are on the case.

00:31:46.000 Here, I'll email it to you right now. 0.99

00:31:49.000 And how many fucking American flags have been burned down? 0.99

00:31:53.000 How many churches? 1.00

00:31:54.000 How many buildings?

00:31:56.000 How many 32 people have died?

00:31:58.000 And your concern is a sign. 1.00

00:32:01.000 After all of this fucking terror, they totally ignore the terror. 0.99

00:32:05.000 Actually, that's my next point. 0.99

00:32:06.000 Jump to 2-7.

00:32:10.000 It's just this myopic blindness when it comes to the left and their destruction and terror and a microscope on us.

00:32:18.000 And Tim Poole can sit back there and say, like he's some sort of alien judge who just landed on Earth and go, well, it's wrong.

00:32:26.000 And Louis Gomez did this too on my show.

00:32:28.000 He's like, it's wrong to Zeke Heil and it's wrong to, you know, riot and smash people's windows. 0.98

00:32:35.000 It's like, yeah, but there's 8 million windows being smashed and there's one asshole who Zeke Heiled. 0.93

00:32:40.000 So don't say both sides are doing bad stuff. 0.99

00:32:43.000 And it's wrong to burn a sign. 1.00

00:32:45.000 Fuck the fucking sign. 1.00

00:32:47.000 So, what does she say, Caitlin Bennett? 1.00

00:32:49.000 Is that her name?

00:32:50.000 Yeah.

00:32:51.000 If you're a Democrat, you can get away with anything you want. 0.97

00:32:53.000 You can sleep with a Chinese spy. 0.99

00:32:55.000 And Eric, what's surname Swalwell, Whitey, hasn't gotten any blowback for that.

00:33:01.000 That story's gone.

00:33:03.000 He got blown by a Chinese spy.

00:33:05.000 He was compromised.

00:33:06.000 That man was running for president, if you recall.

00:33:09.000 Story's gone.

00:33:11.000 Masturbate in front of coworkers, Jeffrey Toobin, big story on him in the New York Times, how sad it is that we've lost him.

00:33:18.000 Cheat an election.

00:33:20.000 We're watching Biden walk into the White House shortly.

00:33:22.000 Get millions from Ukraine, which Hunter Biden, we're told he's being investigated.

00:33:28.000 Him and his dad were involved in that. 0.99

00:33:29.000 I haven't seen shit happen yet. 0.98

00:33:31.000 And we have had Barr kill the story, kill the case when he was in the FBI when it first came around. 0.99

00:33:37.000 Thank God the dude at the computer store made a copy of the hard drive because Barr and the FBI ignored that story.

00:33:44.000 They're really worried about the sign, though.

00:33:46.000 But yeah, they ignored that story.

00:33:48.000 They're using all their resources now to catch the guy who burnt a sign.

00:33:52.000 Meanwhile, they ignored Hunter Biden and Joe Biden doing multi-million dollar scams in Ukraine and burned cities all without consequence.

00:34:03.000 If you're a conservative, you can't even smile at a Native American. 1.00

00:34:07.000 And that's so true.

00:34:09.000 His crime was that smirk where he's like... 1.00

00:34:12.000 Meanwhile, it wasn't a smirk like, what's up, bitch? 1.00

00:34:14.000 We got your land. 1.00

00:34:15.000 His smirk was, hey, it's the kind of smirk us white people do when we see each other on the street like, hey, I can't do it perfectly because my fucking jaw is destroyed. 0.98

00:34:25.000 But it's the, hey, how you doing? 0.98

00:34:27.000 No trouble here.

00:34:30.000 How dare he not be ashamed of himself?

00:34:32.000 That was their take on that thing, that he didn't look apologetic enough.

00:34:36.000 That's the real crime of the Proud Boys and the right these days, is the lack of shame.

00:34:41.000 You need to be constantly apologizing.

00:34:44.000 No, I refuse to apologize for creating the modern world.

00:34:48.000 You're welcome.

00:34:51.000 So, yeah, check out the email I just sent you.

00:34:59.000 Unbelievable.

00:35:00.000 And I checked out the retweets on it, and it seems pretty good.

00:35:03.000 Most people are going, what?

00:35:04.000 Where were you when they were burning down entire cities?

00:35:08.000 FBI, Washington Field, and D.C. police are seeking suspects in a destruction of property offense that occurred on blah, blah, blah.

00:35:15.000 I also saw them calling it a hate crime where we have to track down these evil sinners for the horrible thing they did. 1.00

00:35:23.000 And yes, some idiots see it as them saying black lives don't matter. 1.00

00:35:27.000 They're not saying that. 1.00

00:35:28.000 They're saying, fuck these Marxist domestic terrorists. 1.00

00:35:32.000 Look at their first retweet. 1.00

00:35:35.000 That's Billy Bob Johnson.

00:35:40.000 That's Billy's cousin, Jim Bob Johnson. 1.00

00:35:42.000 Suck a dick. 1.00

00:35:43.000 Go after the people who burned the American flag. 1.00

00:35:47.000 Anyway, who's this Kevin McCarthy?

00:35:51.000 Oh, yeah, this is...

00:35:52.000 Oh, sorry.

00:35:53.000 That's the guy saying, why weren't you investigating the Chinese spy?

00:35:56.000 All right, now, finally, the moment we've all been waiting for, Cassandra.

00:35:59.000 Maybe we should call this episode Fire Lady. 1.00

00:36:03.000 Fire Lady, Fire Dragon, Dragon Lady, Mama Bear.

00:36:08.000 Yeah, Jocelyn's face that we looked at looks like she's a victim of the fire that comes from Cassandra.

00:36:13.000 Oh, that was a lot of...

00:36:14.000 That joke seemed like you were lifting weights.

00:36:16.000 It was a long one.

00:36:17.000 It did not just flow.

00:36:18.000 It was like, Jocelyn Willenstein's face, the burn looks like Cassandra, she was so on fire on this episode that it was like Jocelyn was near her.

00:36:30.000 Ah, and she got all burned. 0.90

00:36:32.000 Cassandra was on fire so much.

00:36:34.000 It's true.

00:36:35.000 I like to touch my face.

00:36:37.000 Girls touch my face. 0.80

00:36:39.000 I like my face getting touched.

00:36:42.000 All right, I guess. 0.99

00:36:43.000 If you want the Proud Boys to go, you know, beat the crap out of you. 0.98

00:36:46.000 Wait, go back. 0.99

00:36:47.000 Am I to argue?

00:36:48.000 I don't.

00:36:51.000 The cops never came and defended me.

00:36:52.000 Go back more.

00:36:53.000 Yep. 1.00

00:36:55.000 For the stupid freaking poster when. 1.00

00:36:57.000 Oh, go back. 1.00

00:36:58.000 That's why I was frustrated because you had gone too far forward.

00:37:01.000 This is all gold.

00:37:03.000 We can't even put up Trump signs in DC.

00:37:07.000 Back more?

00:37:08.000 Those aren't Republican beliefs.

00:37:09.000 No, six minutes back.

00:37:11.000 Republican beliefs.

00:37:12.000 So if you're getting the same thing from Democrats and Republicans, then all that's really happening is they're like, vote Republican to kick the can down the road for another year, or vote Democrat to make the can come right to our front door, or vote for something better than kicking a can.

00:37:25.000 In my opinion, it's because people keep voting for the lesser of two evils why we can't have nice things.

00:37:31.000 But I don't even...

00:37:32.000 I see what you're saying.

00:37:34.000 But like the Democrats are fighting for things and demanding things and screaming and pounding on walls and throwing bricks.

00:37:39.000 The conservatives are going, whoa, I don't know about all that.

00:37:42.000 I'm just going to go home and do not hold it.

00:37:44.000 No, there were a lot of people out in D.C. on Saturday.

00:37:47.000 Those are Trump supporters.

00:37:48.000 The Trump supporters are saying rabble, rabble, rabble.

00:37:50.000 And we saw the Proud Boys acting a whole lot like Antifa.

00:37:53.000 And I criticized it.

00:37:54.000 You support it.

00:37:55.000 Well, I'll tell you this.

00:37:56.000 Yeah, I do.

00:37:58.000 So we saw in D.C. How are they acting like Antifa, Tim?

00:38:03.000 Were you there? 1.00

00:38:04.000 Have you seen the shit that Antifa does? 1.00

00:38:06.000 The way they attack a woman. 1.00

00:38:08.000 Remember the previous DC trip where they're beating the shit out of old people, attacking when we had a whole montage, sucker punching people. 0.99

00:38:16.000 We had the guy on the show who got knocked out. 0.99

00:38:18.000 They were attacking that black woman with her kids. 0.83

00:38:20.000 How many times have you seen Proud Boys attacking a black woman with her kids? 0.89

00:38:24.000 Where people are falling and hitting kids, knocking kids in.

00:38:27.000 Remember that little wood bridge that kid got knocked into as the bigger guy was running from Antifa?

00:38:32.000 He accidentally tripped over that kid?

00:38:33.000 How many kids do we attack, Tim?

00:38:36.000 Is that a whole lot like Antifa?

00:38:39.000 Proud boys me off.

00:38:41.000 And Cassandra has children.

00:38:44.000 This is the childless pontificator versus the mama bear.

00:38:49.000 Cassandra has children.

00:38:50.000 She understands that one group is there to sabotage the family and doesn't care about children. 1.00

00:38:55.000 The other is there to preserve the family and cares about nothing more.

00:39:00.000 Wait.

00:39:01.000 Couldn't care more about children.

00:39:03.000 Cares.

00:39:04.000 Just puts them at the top of the list, okay? 0.98

00:39:08.000 Came out, and we're tearing down Black Lives Matter banners and burning them. 0.95

00:39:12.000 Cassandra's cheering for it. 0.97

00:39:13.000 Heck, I don't think stealing people's property and burning it.

00:39:16.000 I don't agree with it.

00:39:17.000 You know, I am fine on that.

00:39:19.000 See, that's it, Adam.

00:39:19.000 Perfect, right there.

00:39:21.000 Freeze that in time.

00:39:23.000 Put that in amber. 0.98

00:39:25.000 That's a weird, very distracting piece of art to have behind you.

00:39:29.000 I know that artist.

00:39:30.000 He's great.

00:39:30.000 And I think I remember that particular cartoon, but that's too busy, dude.

00:39:33.000 Like, Joe Rogan's mug shots were great because you have a thing in your brain for mug shots and you can turn it off.

00:39:39.000 But that elaborate color painting, no, don't do it.

00:39:43.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:39:46.000 This, like, they burned a flag.

00:39:50.000 It's someone's property.

00:39:51.000 I don't, yeah, technically that's true.

00:39:52.000 That minutiae is true.

00:39:54.000 But there's a bigger picture going on here, my friend.

00:39:57.000 And Cassandra understands that because they've attacked her kid.

00:40:01.000 And Prowboys have protected her.

00:40:03.000 And Tifa's attacked her kid. 1.00

00:40:05.000 You know, they set up fireworks, like 4th of July fireworks, and shot them at her house. 0.88

00:40:10.000 She had to move from the middle of the night.

00:40:12.000 Her daughter has PTSD from it.

00:40:16.000 That's not like this sign and that sign, tit for tat.

00:40:19.000 That's one side being sadistic lunatics who endanger children and the other side trying to stop them.

00:40:27.000 For almost a year, they came.

00:40:30.000 I mean, I have personal beef because I had to move.

00:40:34.000 But did that church who paid for a banner, should they be their banner destroyed?

00:40:38.000 No, it's a banner.

00:40:39.000 Their insurance will cover it.

00:40:40.000 That's what they've been telling us for a year.

00:40:42.000 See, the problem I had with that was, did that church do that? 0.79

00:40:46.000 If Antifa wants to act a fool and the proud boys say, we'll play, we'll play with you, if Antifa says, we want the arena of violence. 0.92

00:40:53.000 You've burned an actual church. 0.98

00:40:54.000 Absolutely.

00:40:55.000 Everybody defended it.

00:40:57.000 Well, I mean, you know, the liberal.

00:40:59.000 The media makes excuse for it.

00:41:00.000 Listen.

00:41:00.000 And now they're crying over a banner.

00:41:02.000 They want me to shed tears over a banner when they were justifying the church that was a mile and a half from my house catching on fire.

00:41:10.000 Uh-uh.

00:41:10.000 You can complain about the media and you can complain about Antifa, but I'm not going to support anyone victimizing the innocent and then uninvolved.

00:41:17.000 I don't mind it.

00:41:17.000 It was a banner.

00:41:18.000 It was a political banner.

00:41:19.000 I don't care.

00:41:20.000 I honest to God, I am glad that they're out there and I'm glad that they're.

00:41:24.000 That church is an antifa.

00:41:25.000 That church is an antifa.

00:41:26.000 It doesn't matter.

00:41:28.000 Why not?

00:41:28.000 I don't support it.

00:41:29.000 I supported a terrorist group called Black Lives Matter, Marxist revolutionaries who are destroying our country and getting people killed. 1.00

00:41:37.000 So the church drew first blood by making a political statement and offending people. 1.00

00:41:42.000 The people that were offended said, no, fuck you. 1.00

00:41:46.000 Black Lives Matter doesn't mean Black Lives Matter. 1.00

00:41:49.000 It might have on the first day and to some.

00:41:51.000 Black Lives Matter actually today means Black Lives Don't Matter. 1.00

00:41:54.000 It means fuck America. 1.00

00:41:56.000 It means destroy the patriarchy. 1.00

00:41:58.000 It explicitly said dismantle the nuclear family.

00:42:01.000 It's an anti-family organization. 0.99

00:42:04.000 And when you put a banner up that says fuck the family, then people who think the family rocks are going to take it down. 1.00

00:42:13.000 If you have a sign on your house that says fuck the Mets, a Mets fan might just take it down. 1.00

00:42:21.000 I don't support any group stealing other people's stuff and burning it and destroying it. 1.00

00:42:26.000 It's wrong, Tim.

00:42:27.000 Littering is also wrong.

00:42:29.000 Jaywalking is also wrong. 1.00

00:42:31.000 What's the context?

00:42:33.000 Is it okay to jaywalk if I'm being chased by a mob?

00:42:37.000 Antifa says we want the arena of violence and the Proud Boys say much obliged.

00:42:43.000 Well, then why am I going to shed a tear for Antifa?

00:42:45.000 So when the video comes out of these two Antifa getting stomped out and chased down the street and all of a sudden in the top post I read, they're like, the proud boys, they're attacking innocent protesters.

00:42:53.000 I'm like, they've been begging for this.

00:42:56.000 They're the ones who put out message after message saying violence is the only answer. 0.99

00:42:59.000 We must punch Proud Boys. 0.97

00:43:01.000 And the Proud Boys are like, much obliged. 0.98

00:43:03.000 They want to play.

00:43:04.000 But if the Proud Boys want to tear down a church's banner that has nothing to do with this, that wasn't riding or protesting, that's stealing property, destroying someone else's stuff, I don't agree with it.

00:43:11.000 It has everything to do with this. 0.96

00:43:12.000 Antifa and BLM, the Venn diagram is fucking big. 0.52

00:43:16.000 In fact, it's probably the, what they have in common is probably more, is probably bigger than what they don't have in common. 0.96

00:43:22.000 The center of the Venn diagram between Antifa and BLM is almost a circle.

00:43:26.000 Looks like a solar eclipse.

00:43:28.000 So the church dipped their hat in the ring.

00:43:31.000 By the way, for the record, I wouldn't have done it.

00:43:34.000 The optics are not great.

00:43:38.000 I understand how they did it.

00:43:39.000 It's not my cup of tea.

00:43:41.000 So I'm not saying go burn down churches, rip off churches' banners and burn them.

00:43:47.000 But I'm also not shedding any tears because I'm aware of the broad context that's going on.

00:43:53.000 Because I have children.

00:43:54.000 I have family.

00:43:56.000 My children are attacked.

00:43:57.000 My wife is attacked.

00:43:58.000 I understand the siege that's going on here. 0.97

00:44:01.000 And this dork, the other guy in the room, is about to use the Mark Dwyer line. 0.91

00:44:04.000 Well, we'll let that happen. 0.97

00:44:08.000 I honestly, I'll pretend that I care if you go on, but I don't.

00:44:11.000 No, we can disagree.

00:44:12.000 I think that, you know, we can't even put up Trump signs in D.C. Like when I was living in D.C., if I had put up a Trump sign or even an American flag, my house would have got vandalized.

00:44:24.000 Like there's a 0% chance that it would not have been.

00:44:28.000 And so I just have a really hard time pretending that I give any kind of craps about a sign.

00:44:35.000 I honestly don't.

00:44:37.000 We can't put up signs.

00:44:38.000 I can put them up now because I'm in West Virginia.

00:44:40.000 But if you live in a city or even close to a city, you can't put up a Trump sign.

00:44:45.000 You can't put up an American flag.

00:44:47.000 If I had Trump stickers on my car when I come to New York City, I'm not in a parking garage, although maybe even in a parking garage, I'm getting a cinder block through the back window.

00:44:55.000 Do you think the NYFBI and the NYPD are going to put out tweets trying to find the guy who committed the hate crime of vandalizing my Trump car?

00:45:07.000 Would you like to make a bet?

00:45:09.000 And that hypocrisy is the big picture here.

00:45:13.000 Tim is ignoring the hypocrisy and just going, well, don't burn my sign. 0.90

00:45:18.000 I won't burn your sign. 0.82

00:45:19.000 Burning signs is wrong.

00:45:20.000 That's the property. 0.99

00:45:22.000 That's ignoring the context of the fucking civil war we're in. 0.97

00:45:28.000 You know, they comb Through our lives with a fine-tooth comb, trying to find our transgressions. 0.97

00:45:34.000 And when they spot one, like a racist thing I said in 2002, it's on my IMDB.

00:45:40.000 It's broadcast to the world. 0.96

00:45:42.000 Conversely, as they get people killed, destroy cities, destroy the country, poison our children's brains with filth, sexualize our kids, and talk about, remember that video we had where, is your child polyamorous or bisexual? 0.98

00:45:58.000 My child's not sexual. 1.00

00:45:59.000 Get the fuck away from him. 1.00

00:46:02.000 And they can get away with that. 1.00

00:46:04.000 This is what pisses me off, and this is why we shouldn't be crying over a fucking sign. 0.99

00:46:09.000 But keep going. 0.99

00:46:10.000 Dragon lady.

00:46:11.000 Lag.

00:46:11.000 So why should they be able to put them up?

00:46:14.000 I think that, you know, what's good for the goose is good for the gander.

00:46:17.000 So many people told me that I shouldn't be allowed to put up Trump signs because it makes people uncomfortable.

00:46:22.000 Well, Black Lives Matter signs make me uncomfortable.

00:46:24.000 Take them down.

00:46:25.000 Don't care.

00:46:25.000 Well, the Proud Boys are not traditional Republicans or conservatives, and they have political will, and they're stepping up and they're saying, okay, Antifa, we'll play the game that you've asked us to play.

00:46:35.000 So, look, when Antifa steals the flag from somebody and burns it, I say you're stealing someone's private property.

00:46:41.000 You want to burn your own flag?

00:46:42.000 That's the First Amendment Rights.

00:46:43.000 Go do it.

00:46:44.000 I don't like anybody vandalizing someone else's property.

00:46:47.000 If the Proud Boys go out, Antifa shows up, and then the Antifa gets stomped out.

00:46:52.000 Well, they asked for it.

00:46:54.000 Far be it from me to tell Antifa that they shouldn't get what they've asked for.

00:46:56.000 This is like Dave Rubin level stuff.

00:46:58.000 Someone wants to fight, and then someone fights them.

00:47:00.000 That's fine.

00:47:01.000 Yeah, we know.

00:47:02.000 The sophisticated angle here is how much suffering and attention does that BLM sign deserve?

00:47:10.000 And Cassandra is sophisticated enough to say none.

00:47:14.000 The rest of this stuff about they want to fight, people fight them, yeah, we know, dude.

00:47:18.000 Come on.

00:47:19.000 I'm sick of people like Dave Rubin saying, burn this book.

00:47:21.000 I've got some controversial ideas.

00:47:23.000 Ooh, I love crazy theories.

00:47:25.000 What do you got?

00:47:26.000 What do you got?

00:47:27.000 I think people on the right and people on the left should be able to discuss ideas.

00:47:33.000 Whoa.

00:47:35.000 What?

00:47:36.000 What else she got?

00:47:38.000 I think if someone's being violent, they get punched.

00:47:41.000 They had it coming.

00:47:43.000 Whoa. 1.00

00:47:45.000 Well, fucker said that. 1.00

00:47:48.000 I think a lot of feminists don't have women's best interests in mind. 1.00

00:47:51.000 Some of them are really mean to housewives and, you know, traditional Christian women.

00:47:57.000 Whoa.

00:47:59.000 Dude, get it back inside the box.

00:48:02.000 You're going to freeze to death out there.

00:48:05.000 What the hell are they doing?

00:48:06.000 So the clip I had seen, there was a third guy, but I guess it was someone doing what I'm doing right now, which was commenting on this two-person discussion.

00:48:13.000 Is that it?

00:48:15.000 No, it's not in the notes.

00:48:17.000 Oh.

00:48:18.000 They post these.

00:48:20.000 So this was just a one-on-one.

00:48:21.000 Yeah.

00:48:21.000 Well, who's that one?

00:48:22.000 No, no, no, no.

00:48:23.000 There are people in the room there.

00:48:24.000 There's two other people.

00:48:26.000 Tolerate intolerance. 1.00

00:48:27.000 We must punch these people. 1.00

00:48:28.000 Okay. 1.00

00:48:29.000 Well, if you want to fight them, by all means, you're allowed to do it.

00:48:31.000 If two people agree, not every state is like this, but there are mutual combat laws where two people can go outside and say, we agree to fight.

00:48:38.000 And they fight and one person gets hurt.

00:48:40.000 The cops say, it's mutual combat.

00:48:42.000 So if that's what Antifool wants, then I'm not going to complain when the proud boys go and stomp them out because they begged for it.

00:48:48.000 Burning private property I have a problem with.

00:48:50.000 I see the Black Lives Matter flag no different than I see an ISIS flag. 0.97

00:48:54.000 And I'm not going to cry over a domestic terror organization's flag coming down.

00:48:57.000 I'm not.

00:48:58.000 And I honestly, like, I don't feel bad for them.

00:49:05.000 I just don't. 0.99

00:49:05.000 And I think it's ridiculous that the media wants everybody in the country to cry over this stupid freaking poster when, you know, four Proud Boys got stabbed. 0.99

00:49:13.000 There's all these other stories that happened. 1.00

00:49:15.000 That guy.

00:49:16.000 Critical condition.

00:49:17.000 That guy just got released.

00:49:18.000 He's not even being charged now.

00:49:21.000 They're claiming it was self-defense or whatever.

00:49:23.000 But it's like, there's so many more important things in this banner.

00:49:27.000 And the fact that...

00:49:28.000 That guy, that black guy, he went hunting Proud Boys that night. 0.98

00:49:31.000 And isn't it funny that they say the cops hunt blacks? 0.98

00:49:34.000 That's not true. 1.00

00:49:34.000 It is true that black thugs in D.C. hunt white people. 1.00

00:49:39.000 And the crime there has gone so through the roof that they can't deliver the Washington Post at night. 0.99

00:49:44.000 And the previous stabbing we heard, Noble Beard heard them say, I've been waiting for this all night.

00:49:53.000 Now, this is just my theory.

00:49:56.000 I think that those kids weren't necessarily hunting Trump supporters and maybe not even necessarily hunting white people.

00:50:03.000 I think they were hunting middle class, upper middle class, anyone who's not from their direct little world.

00:50:08.000 So it could have been like an old Chinese lady. 1.00

00:50:14.000 And he's free to go because it was self-defense.

00:50:17.000 Really?

00:50:18.000 What if I go to like a Lewis Farrakhan rally with my Trump hat on and a knife and I get surrounded and I stab four guys?

00:50:26.000 Is that my self-defense?

00:50:28.000 Why was I going to the Farrakhan rally?

00:50:30.000 What did I think was going to happen?

00:50:32.000 I'd probably be charged with a hate crime. 0.84

00:50:34.000 And that's the hypocrisy of America. 0.75

00:50:39.000 Can't even put up a Trump banner and feel comfortable because of how militarized and radicalized these people are. 0.82

00:50:47.000 I just, I'm not going to pretend to care.

00:50:49.000 I tweeted something a while ago.

00:50:50.000 I said, they say diversity and inclusivity, but there's certainly a limit to inclusivity and diversity, right?

00:50:57.000 Like they don't want to include Nazis.

00:50:59.000 That's fairly obvious.

00:51:01.000 So when they say diversity and inclusion, they don't actually mean those words.

00:51:06.000 What they actually mean is our approved groups should come together.

00:51:10.000 Because there's even groups that aren't as offensive, they would say no to.

00:51:13.000 If a very peaceful and loving, true Christian conservative came around, they'd say GTFO, like Chris Pratt, who's apparently a really, really nice guy.

00:51:21.000 And he wore a Gadsden shirt and he's a Christian, and they mock him and they insult him. 0.99

00:51:24.000 They turn his character into a fag. 1.00

00:51:27.000 I saw a dude at the gym, a dad, with his son, and he had Guardians of the Galaxy and then Starlander. 0.99

00:51:34.000 And that guy didn't know that he was advertising a bisexual, polyamorous superhero.

00:51:40.000 So you turn all these people into these LGBT social justice warriors, and they don't even know. 1.00

00:51:49.000 Not fucking good. 0.98

00:51:54.000 Hollywood friends, they do defend him. 0.98

00:51:55.000 So clearly, they're not trying to include even the good, peaceful individuals.

00:51:59.000 The one I saw, there was a third guy there who said, I don't like it.

00:52:02.000 I don't like it.

00:52:02.000 It reminds me of the Nazis and the commies fighting in 42, which was Mark Dwyer's quote in his closing statement when he threw Max and John in jail.

00:52:12.000 Yeah, that's him.

00:52:13.000 Jamie Kennedy?

00:52:14.000 He hated Kennedy.

00:52:15.000 But he's people wear his face on their shirts.

00:52:18.000 Yep.

00:52:18.000 I kind of talked about Shea Guevara.

00:52:20.000 Like, I could wear an ISIS flag on my shirt.

00:52:22.000 I don't necessarily believe in what they do.

00:52:24.000 It's just an image.

00:52:26.000 I wouldn't, I think that's insane to wear an ISIS flag or something.

00:52:33.000 No, that is over the line.

00:52:35.000 Hold on, hold on there.

00:52:36.000 I can defend free speech only so much.

00:52:39.000 So that guy with the weird beanbag in his background said it's like the Nazis and the commies fighting.

00:52:46.000 He doesn't like political fighting.

00:52:47.000 This isn't political fighting.

00:52:49.000 This is political fighting back.

00:52:52.000 Proud boys don't go to Antifa things for the millionth time.

00:52:56.000 We don't go to their things.

00:52:57.000 They come to our things.

00:52:59.000 This is not just people who disagree about abortion having riots in the streets and saying, we need to run this country.

00:53:05.000 No, we need to run this country.

00:53:07.000 No.

00:53:07.000 It's one group trying to destroy America and destroy American values.

00:53:12.000 Destroy the family. 0.91

00:53:14.000 Destroy everything. 1.00

00:53:15.000 No borders, no wall, no USA at all. 0.94

00:53:18.000 That's one side.

00:53:20.000 And they are doing it effectively to the tune of $3 billion of damage.

00:53:25.000 32 deaths.

00:53:27.000 Every major city in America has riots.

00:53:30.000 Every state has had statues taken down, historical statues removed.

00:53:34.000 And not just Confederates, not just slave owners. 0.99

00:53:37.000 Fucking people who are abolitionists have been torn down. 0.99

00:53:43.000 So someone finally says enough is enough. 1.00

00:53:45.000 Stop the rioting.

00:53:47.000 Stop killing people.

00:53:48.000 Stop burning.

00:53:49.000 Stop looting.

00:53:50.000 Stop destroying everything.

00:53:53.000 And that's political infighting?

00:53:54.000 No, Mark Dwyer. 1.00

00:53:55.000 And no, fucking Jamie Kennedy. 0.99

00:53:57.000 It's not. 0.99

00:54:00.000 But that, I think, was the biggest story of recent years.

00:54:05.000 And it was just, it's so great to see Cassandra stand up.

00:54:08.000 And why is Cassandra standing up? 0.99

00:54:10.000 Well, she's tough.

00:54:11.000 And she's always had the courage of her convictions.

00:54:13.000 Look at the way she deals with Desange and WikiLeaks and how hard she fights for him and freedom.

00:54:18.000 But I think a massive part of it is her child.

00:54:22.000 And there's two types of people in the world.

00:54:24.000 People with kids and people without kids.

00:54:27.000 I would include deadbeat dads as the people without kids and anyone who abandoned their children as people without kids.

00:54:34.000 But those of us with kids have skin in the game.

00:54:37.000 We can't pontificate and say jaywalking is bad, littering is bad.

00:54:40.000 We need there to be an America here for our children and our grandchildren.

00:54:44.000 We think in hundreds of years at a time.

00:54:48.000 This comment, by the way, apparently she said this.

00:54:50.000 Some of my thoughts lately would make Pinochet blush. 0.98

00:54:54.000 It's just the best.

00:54:55.000 Yeah, she's also able to retain a sense of humor that the left forbids. 1.00

00:54:59.000 We can't even go like this.

00:55:01.000 They can riot, destroy cities.

00:55:03.000 We go like this.

00:55:04.000 And because some bad men also once did this, then we're evil.

00:55:13.000 All right, I think it's time to get down to the next news segment.

00:55:17.000 Speaking of racial stuff, let's begin Election Gate. 0.60

00:55:32.000 You didn't have enough blue, White House, there.

00:55:35.000 Blue.

00:55:36.000 Oh, is it because you're waiting for the player to leave?

00:55:38.000 Yep.

00:55:39.000 I found a solution for that, though, but it's going to take a...

00:55:42.000 Second.

00:55:49.000 Oh, so you put it up and then you used the spacebar.

00:55:52.000 No, I got to do a different thing here.

00:55:54.000 I'll show you.

00:55:54.000 Next bumper, it will be good.

00:55:57.000 There's been an arrest.

00:55:59.000 I can't believe it happened.

00:56:01.000 She must have been way too obvious.

00:56:02.000 2-8.

00:56:03.000 Her name is Sharikia.

00:56:06.000 Bless you.

00:56:09.000 What's it say here?

00:56:10.000 Michigan State Police arrest celebrated Democratic official on six felony charges of election fraud.

00:56:16.000 It sounds like someone wasn't even trying to not get caught. 1.00

00:56:20.000 She was just like, fuck it. 1.00

00:56:22.000 Sort of like when you see those looters in a destroyed Walmart and they're not running. 1.00

00:56:25.000 They're just sort of shopping.

00:56:27.000 That's how she was committing her election fraud. 1.00

00:56:32.000 But I thought it was kind of interesting that her name is Sharikia Hawkins because a common piece of evidence that is used against you when you deny that racism is a big thing is they say, well, if I send out. 0.99

00:56:45.000 Holy shit. 0.97

00:56:46.000 I think this might have lights in it. 0.99

00:56:48.000 Lights?

00:56:49.000 Lights?

00:56:51.000 Oh my God.

00:56:55.000 We got triple, double.

00:56:56.000 What do you need?

00:56:59.000 Gonna guess two AAA?

00:57:03.000 Whoa, that's pretty sick.

00:57:06.000 Cool.

00:57:08.000 Nothing wrong with that.

00:57:09.000 Nothing at all.

00:57:11.000 Nothing.

00:57:13.000 Make sure when you do the thumbnail for this episode, you use Cassandra's face.

00:57:17.000 Okay.

00:57:18.000 Nothing wrong with that.

00:57:19.000 Dragon Lady rolls off the tongue. 1.00

00:57:21.000 Mama Bear sounds more factually accurate, but it makes you think of a fat and hairy woman. 1.00

00:57:29.000 No woman wants to be called a Mama Bear. 1.00

00:57:31.000 Right.

00:57:32.000 I'm a bear. 0.98

00:57:33.000 I protect my kids and I eat garbage. 0.99

00:57:36.000 Mama Bear, you're banned. 1.00

00:57:38.000 You are a bear and you eat in the garbage. 0.87

00:57:40.000 Those of us who read my book, Death of Cool, are familiar with that line. 0.99

00:57:43.000 Anyway, so the proof of racism is when black people send out resumes, they don't get picked up as much as the same resume with a white name. 0.65

00:57:52.000 No, Michelle Obama's, whatever her original name was, Michelle Johnson, I don't know, that resume would get picked up. 0.60

00:57:59.000 It's Shaniqua, Shariqua.

00:58:02.000 What that says is, I am not pro-assimilation. 0.55

00:58:06.000 I've got my own thing going on.

00:58:08.000 I am a sort of a voluntary segregationist.

00:58:11.000 And maybe employers have noticed that that particular type of segregationist, self-segregator, doesn't have the sort of big picture, the big company, we're all together.

00:58:22.000 Because what a weird name says is, I'm not part of you.

00:58:24.000 And by the way, it's the same with the name Sunshine or Rainbow or Hope.

00:58:31.000 Well, not Hope, but super duper hippie names.

00:58:34.000 Moonbeam.

00:58:35.000 Those also say, I'm not part of you, I don't appreciate you. 1.00

00:58:39.000 So it's not just a black thing, it's a fuck you name thing. 1.00

00:58:42.000 And can't you like not relate like if a moonshines? 1.00

00:58:45.000 Like, I've never met a moonshine before, but I met a Joe.

00:58:48.000 I can relate to a Joe.

00:58:49.000 Sure, but there's, but there's loads, there's, there's things loaded in the name.

00:58:53.000 And in this case, it turns out they would have been right.

00:58:56.000 Also in Election Gate News, Dr. Shiva's suit is still going.

00:58:59.000 This is kind of two or three days old, 2.9.

00:59:05.000 But it's a little, a wee slivet of hope in a world of doom and gloom.

00:59:10.000 So this is December 16th.

00:59:12.000 What are we today?

00:59:14.000 Oh, 17th.

00:59:15.000 Yep.

00:59:18.000 Federal judge denies Massachusetts Secretary of State Galvin's motion to dismiss my lawsuit that exposes computer algorithms for use to steal votes in my U.S. Senate election that denies one person one vote.

00:59:33.000 Strange spelling of denies.

00:59:34.000 The case is on.

00:59:36.000 Huh.

00:59:38.000 And if Dr. Shiva can prove that algorithms fucked with his election, then it can surely be proved used to prove that it was used in the...

00:59:48.000 Why can't I speak English today?

00:59:51.000 All right.

00:59:52.000 So those are the only two things we have for Election Gate.

00:59:54.000 But yeah, Dr. Shiva gets a victory.

00:59:56.000 That could be a catalyst that leads to us discrediting the machines entirely.

01:00:00.000 But let's now go to, this is Trump and Biden.

01:00:04.000 I guess we'll use the Biden news.

01:00:15.000 It's kind of long, this thing.

01:00:18.000 We can always fade.

01:00:20.000 Yeah, let's fade.

01:00:22.000 So this is fun.

01:00:25.000 Fact-checking is now political.

01:00:28.000 I love what Kumi has been talking about, how he just doesn't read the news anymore.

01:00:32.000 He says, I'm happier.

01:00:33.000 I look at Twitter and stuff, but I don't watch Falk News.

01:00:36.000 I don't watch any news.

01:00:37.000 I don't believe it.

01:00:38.000 And fact-checkers now tell you that facts are wrong.

01:00:42.000 So find someone that looks at you the way Biden looked at Clinton after Clinton signed Biden's crime bill into law, bringing mass incarcerations to black Americans.

01:00:50.000 Who doesn't know that? 0.63

01:00:52.000 Remember the predators, the super predators, as Hillary called them? 0.98

01:00:58.000 The 1994 bill was a black genocide. 0.99

01:01:03.000 Blow this up. 0.73

01:01:04.000 Let's see what the fact-checkers have to say.

01:01:07.000 Fact check.

01:01:08.000 1994 crime bill did not bring mass incarceration of black Americans.

01:01:13.000 Just didn't.

01:01:15.000 But yes, it did.

01:01:17.000 I feel like we have to sit down with the fact checkers and just say, yes, it did.

01:01:21.000 And they can say, no, it didn't.

01:01:22.000 Yes, it did.

01:01:23.000 No, it didn't.

01:01:23.000 Yes, it did.

01:01:25.000 Like the time I was at a pub near my house and some British guy comes up to me and he goes, my ma over there playing pool is Jewish and he feels unsafe with you here.

01:01:33.000 That is seen as a tough thing.

01:01:36.000 It's like, I feel unsafe.

01:01:38.000 And I go, that is the gayest thing I've ever heard in my life.

01:01:43.000 And he says, no, it wasn't.

01:01:45.000 And I go, yeah, it was.

01:01:47.000 And he said, no, it wasn't.

01:01:48.000 And I go, yeah, it was.

01:01:49.000 We went back and forth, I believe, 12 times.

01:01:52.000 Two adult males.

01:01:53.000 And I was in my 40s at the time.

01:01:56.000 And again, why would you say that?

01:01:59.000 I feel unsafe with him here.

01:02:00.000 He might come over and ziegule me to death.

01:02:03.000 I was saying to my wife, imagine we were at a bar and we found out there was a guy who was against, not that I'm against Jews, but that was his supposition.

01:02:12.000 There was a guy who was against Native Americans and white people breeding.

01:02:17.000 Like, would we feel unsafe?

01:02:18.000 No, we'd laugh our heads off.

01:02:20.000 We'd want to go talk to him.

01:02:20.000 I'd want to meet him.

01:02:22.000 I'd want to hear his case.

01:02:23.000 Like, I can't believe I mean so much to that guy.

01:02:25.000 Yeah, what a weird beast. 1.00

01:02:29.000 Also in Biden gossip, Ching Uger was bragging about how he knew that everyone would be, stop, that he knew everyone would be kissing Trump's ass. 1.00

01:02:41.000 And he didn't like Trump. 1.00

01:02:44.000 And it turns out he was right. 1.00

01:02:45.000 Trump is evil. 0.98

01:02:46.000 And the press was wrong. 0.98

01:02:48.000 And then Miss No's job goes, what? 1.00

01:02:51.000 The press hates Trump.

01:02:53.000 And he responded with, just like, who is going to clean your toilets, Mr. Trump?

01:02:59.000 In that.

01:03:01.000 He doesn't in that.

01:03:04.000 Let's see her.

01:03:05.000 When I saw the media acting like, oh, yeah, it's over.

01:03:10.000 Oh, Jank, you're just being conspiratorial.

01:03:12.000 No, Donald Trump believes in America.

01:03:14.000 No, no, he's not going to go that far.

01:03:16.000 No, I know and you don't.

01:03:17.000 And I was right and they were wrong.

01:03:19.000 So.

01:03:19.000 Which media?

01:03:22.000 Okay.

01:03:23.000 You think the media that is now...

01:03:26.000 I watch the media all day, all day.

01:03:27.000 Literally, the moment I wake up, five in the morning, five in the morning, I'm up and I'm watching the news non-stop until I'm on air for this show.

01:03:36.000 So I want to know who you're talking about because clearly I'm missing it.

01:03:40.000 All I hear 24-7 is like anti-Trump stuff, fear-mongering about Trump.

01:03:46.000 Okay, like just the opposite of what you're referring to.

01:03:49.000 So maybe I'm just not seeing what you're seeing.

01:03:51.000 That's why I'm asking you which me when I see that.

01:03:54.000 Whoa, whoa, what's happening there?

01:03:56.000 Juicy.

01:03:57.000 What's happening there?

01:03:58.000 Maybe her Armenian grandfather died and his last words were, avenge me.

01:04:04.000 And she's talking to Turks now who killed a million Armenians and he denies this. 0.97

01:04:09.000 The Turks deny the Armenian genocide.

01:04:11.000 I never quite got how those two could hang out. 0.99

01:04:15.000 It's like Ron Coleman and some fucking German nationalist Nazi being best pals. 0.99

01:04:23.000 So we'll try to find out the gossip. 0.99

01:04:25.000 Could things be falling apart over at the Young Turks?

01:04:27.000 I really, I watched it recently because Atheism is Unstoppable keeps talking about them. 0.98

01:04:33.000 And I was shocked.

01:04:34.000 I haven't watched it in a long time. 1.00

01:04:35.000 It's such fucking amateur hour garbage. 1.00

01:04:38.000 It really comes across like a high school news station. 1.00

01:04:42.000 I don't even think they know where they stand on the spectrum.

01:04:46.000 Anyway, I hadn't heard of this guy before.

01:04:48.000 Have you, Chris Chappell?

01:04:50.000 He's really good.

01:04:51.000 Sorry if this is ancient news.

01:04:53.000 All the Proud Boys seem to know him, but he went to the protest in Washington to check on the dangerous extremists.

01:04:59.000 We decide.

01:05:05.000 Okay, you can skip ahead.

01:05:07.000 You can basically go anywhere.

01:05:09.000 So he's trying to find the proud boys.

01:05:11.000 I'm in danger right now.

01:05:17.000 But that's part of being an authoritative news source.

01:05:19.000 I heroically put myself at risk for you, the American people.

01:05:25.000 As I looked around the emotionally volatile crowd, I realized that no one was wearing masks or social distancing.

01:05:33.000 I wonder what the authoritative news sources said about that.

01:05:36.000 As you look at the crowd around me, there are very few people wearing masks.

01:05:41.000 There is almost no social distancing.

01:05:44.000 This is my new thing. 0.98

01:05:45.000 I called them the Pussy Patrol. 0.99

01:05:46.000 I think a more accurate assessment for modern journalists is tattletales. 1.00

01:05:51.000 Yeah, they stink.

01:05:52.000 They've gone from storytelling to tattletaling. 1.00

01:05:55.000 Oh shit, that's almost a better title. 0.99

01:06:00.000 Okay, go ahead. 0.99

01:06:01.000 The other thing that I will say is very much on my mind.

01:06:04.000 There's a pandemic, and I'm just hoping everyone.

01:06:10.000 It's a pandemic.

01:06:12.000 I assume they were also tattletailing at all the pro-trans rallies.

01:06:21.000 Okay, are you concerned about the coronavirus?

01:06:25.000 I think the weather is really nice today.

01:06:27.000 No, no.

01:06:28.000 Are you concerned about the coronavirus?

01:06:30.000 Let's see if you can find the Proud Boys thing.

01:06:32.000 They're in a gorilla suit.

01:06:33.000 I think it was before, like it's, well, you'll see it there.

01:06:40.000 I thought that was Enrique for a second.

01:06:42.000 Yeah, lots of people.

01:06:42.000 I still do, actually.

01:06:43.000 Remember when I was on that news show and they go, we have a statement from Enrique Tario and it's some random black guy in Ohio? 0.64

01:06:49.000 And he goes, ah, that was not Enrique.

01:06:56.000 Okay.

01:06:57.000 Drop the needles.

01:07:02.000 Keep scrolling.

01:07:03.000 I remember that guy.

01:07:04.000 There's the black guy. 0.95

01:07:05.000 The black guy says, you're not black because you voted for Biden. 0.98

01:07:08.000 Then there's those guys. 0.96

01:07:10.000 And he's doing the news bit.

01:07:12.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:07:14.000 Then he's standing.

01:07:15.000 Oh, wait, wait.

01:07:17.000 No, that's the...

01:07:18.000 Stop.

01:07:19.000 That's the COVID stuff we just saw.

01:07:21.000 Okay, keep scrolling, keep scrolling.

01:07:24.000 Then there's the funny hat.

01:07:25.000 I think it's coming up.

01:07:27.000 They're on the street when they meet.

01:07:28.000 No, okay.

01:07:30.000 Sorry, folks at home.

01:07:31.000 We should have been a little more organized.

01:07:33.000 No, no.

01:07:35.000 Oh, she looks sexy. 0.54

01:07:38.000 And...

01:07:39.000 Oh, there it is.

01:07:41.000 Go back at Pube.

01:07:42.000 Not the Proud Boys.

01:07:44.000 That's Batman.

01:07:46.000 Not the Proud Boys.

01:07:47.000 Not the Proud Boys.

01:07:49.000 That's a Stormtrooper on a Segway. 0.83

01:07:52.000 Okay, this is getting ridiculous.

01:07:54.000 Not the Proud Boys. 0.57

01:07:56.000 Oh, okay.

01:07:56.000 I found the Proud Boys.

01:07:57.000 I found the Proud Boys.

01:08:00.000 One second thought.

01:08:02.000 That guy.

01:08:03.000 On second thought, I don't want to be this authoritative.

01:08:06.000 Dude, I'm talking. 1.00

01:08:09.000 I like how they talk about this evil, dangerous, violent hate group and it's the guy in a monkey suit getting butt fucked, getting his ass grabbed. 1.00

01:08:17.000 Look at that. 1.00

01:08:20.000 They keep trying to inject all this fucking gravitas to the group as they butt-fuck each other. 1.00

01:08:25.000 Speaking of butt-fucking, Alfred E. Newman is the new secretary of fucking transportation, according to Biden. 1.00

01:08:35.000 And he's the czar of transportation. 1.00

01:08:37.000 This is 3-3.

01:08:39.000 And so how do I inject my SJW agenda into transportation?

01:08:45.000 I know, I'll just say it.

01:08:46.000 I'm going to make the roads less racist.

01:08:49.000 So he starts out kind of reasonable, but this is a long clip.

01:08:53.000 I ran for office was on a platform of supporting the Obama-Biden administration's rescue of the auto industry.

01:09:00.000 And when I did first take office as mayor, in a city fighting its way out of the teeth of the Great Recession, infrastructure...

01:09:08.000 I'm sick of sign language, guys.

01:09:11.000 Everyone has closed captions. 0.99

01:09:12.000 It's just fucking virtue signaling. 0.98

01:09:15.000 Unlocking new economic vibrancy in our urban core. 0.99

01:09:18.000 We built up partnerships from a regional collaboration to improve.

01:09:22.000 I wonder if the deaf people that depend on that, if they're like kind of voting for that, like they're like, I like that guy.

01:09:28.000 Hey, deaf people, get closed captions. 1.00

01:09:31.000 It's the CC button on your remote.

01:09:34.000 Rail service to the public-private partnership that put our city at the cutting edge of bicycle mobility. 0.99

01:09:40.000 I heard he was one of the worst mayors ever, and his city was a whole complete shit show. 0.99

01:09:45.000 But you got to hear this quote. 1.00

01:09:46.000 I think it's halfway through.

01:09:48.000 New forms of support for just enough resources to replenish the paving of every lane mile of street in our city only every 100 years or so.

01:09:59.000 I faced a constant battle with that natural enemy of all mayors, the pothole.

01:10:05.000 And in a community where more than a quarter of our residents lived in poverty, we worked to fill in the gaps that were created when underfunded transit resources left too many cut off from opportunity just because they didn't have the means to own a car.

01:10:21.000 At its best, transportation makes the American dream possible, getting people and goods to where they need to be, directly and indirectly creating good paying jobs.

01:10:33.000 At its worst, misguided policies and missed opportunities can reinforce when my daughter was born.

01:10:45.000 So I got my first car in like 07.

01:10:47.000 I was 37.

01:10:49.000 I had a couple motorcycles before that.

01:10:52.000 But why can't that, my first motorcycle cost me 800 bucks, and I just drove without insurance? 0.90

01:10:58.000 What is all this you can't get to work because you can't afford a car bullshit? 0.91

01:11:03.000 Keep going? 0.88

01:11:05.000 Dividing or isolating neighborhoods, undermining government's basic role to empower everyone to thrive.

01:11:13.000 So yeah, we missed the quote though.

01:11:16.000 Go back to the original link.

01:11:19.000 Yeah, he says he's going to, wait, what does it say at the bottom there?

01:11:23.000 Can reinforce racial, economic, and social justice.

01:11:27.000 Yes.

01:11:28.000 He's saying infrastructure can reinforce racial, economic, and environmental injustice.

01:11:34.000 So his roads are going to enforce racial justice. 0.88

01:11:36.000 Okay, this is not going very well.

01:11:38.000 Let's jump to racists.

01:11:48.000 I wish I had the exact quote.

01:11:51.000 These guys can make everything about race. 1.00

01:11:53.000 Rhodes, fucking education, it's all race. 1.00

01:11:57.000 Jolt Cola, caffeine. 1.00

01:11:59.000 You know, you'll find more Jolt Cola in the hood, and it's really bad for you.

01:12:03.000 There's a food desert going on. 0.88

01:12:05.000 Books, the schools don't have enough books in black neighborhoods. 1.00

01:12:09.000 Trump, well, he's just racist. 0.99

01:12:11.000 Christmas, you know, a lot of black impoverished people don't get as many presents as white people. 1.00

01:12:18.000 The Simpsons, you know, there's only one black doctor. 0.95

01:12:21.000 Blacks are not really represented well. 0.94

01:12:23.000 And also, The Simpsons has a boo, and he's a racist because it does an Indian accent. 0.55

01:12:27.000 And it's played by a white guy, so he should step down, which he did. 0.72

01:12:32.000 Sid Vicious wore a swastika t-shirt once.

01:12:36.000 The guy from Bob's Burgers made that. 0.99

01:12:38.000 Insane clown posse. 0.98

01:12:40.000 They're appropriating rap music. 1.00

01:12:42.000 Half blackface, too. 0.90

01:12:43.000 Yeah, reverse blackface. 1.00

01:12:47.000 Farting or worried about shitting your pants. 0.99

01:12:49.000 That could go back to dieting and black communities not having good resources for food. 0.98

01:12:54.000 V, the 1980s alien movie.

01:12:58.000 That movie didn't represent blacks.

01:13:00.000 They weren't well represented. 0.98

01:13:01.000 Reservoir dogs.

01:13:03.000 Also, almost all white people in that movie.

01:13:08.000 And then we got our motorcycle here, transportation.

01:13:11.000 I don't know if you guys read my.

01:13:14.000 Yeah.

01:13:15.000 Oh, yeah.

01:13:15.000 If you can say biker clubs and motorcycle groups eschew black members, just like hiking and camping.

01:13:22.000 It makes black people feel unwelcome. 0.95

01:13:25.000 Tesco, what's his name? 0.95

01:13:27.000 V, from The Meat Men?

01:13:30.000 I haven't heard of him being racist.

01:13:33.000 Let's talk about racism as racist, guys.

01:13:42.000 I'm just amazed that this story hasn't gone anywhere. 0.99

01:13:44.000 White nationalists are the problem. 1.00

01:13:47.000 They're domestic terrorists. 1.00

01:13:48.000 The proud boys are going to destroy America. 1.00

01:13:50.000 Let's talk about them on the news and call them racist all day. 0.96

01:13:55.000 And then we have this. 0.99

01:13:56.000 Black people burning down, stabbing people in D.C., that's irrelevant. 1.00

01:14:00.000 They're free to go. 1.00

01:14:01.000 The guys in our hospital, Proud Boys, are not free to go. 0.95

01:14:04.000 And this story, black Muslims, well, let's not discuss this at all. 0.94

01:14:07.000 Why isn't this on the front page of every paper in the world? 0.97

01:14:10.000 Kenyan Muslim planned 9-11 style attack in U.S. after training as pilot. 1.00

01:14:16.000 The man, Cholo Abdi Abdullah, was described in the indictment as an operative for the Shabaab, the Somali terrorist group considered one of al-Qaeda's largest and most active global affiliate.

01:14:28.000 Under the direction of senior Shabaab commander, who planned a deadly 2019 attack on a hotel in Nairobi, Kenya, Abdullah took such steps as trying to get pilot training and test flaws in airport security to prepare for hijacking a civil aircraft for a terrorist attack on behalf of the terror group.

01:14:49.000 And I was watching that movie Patriot Day the other day.

01:14:52.000 Is that the Boston bombing at the bottom?

01:14:54.000 Yeah, I think it is. 1.00

01:14:55.000 Look at all that fucking blood. 0.99

01:14:57.000 And I was thinking of that eight-year-old who was killed. 1.00

01:15:01.000 They had to leave his body there.

01:15:02.000 They knew he was dead instantly.

01:15:04.000 His head was probably off.

01:15:06.000 But no one knows his name.

01:15:09.000 Actually, I don't know his name. 0.98

01:15:11.000 And I thought, everyone knows fucking Heather Heyer's name. 1.00

01:15:14.000 It's etched on the inside of our minds. 0.98

01:15:17.000 But this kid, what's his name here?

01:15:19.000 Let me dig him up.

01:15:19.000 Oh, yeah.

01:15:20.000 Martin Richard, 2004 to 2013.

01:15:24.000 Martin Richard, nobody knows who he is.

01:15:28.000 He was murdered by jihadists.

01:15:31.000 And these stories don't go anywhere because they don't fit the narrative.

01:15:35.000 It's just like, does anyone listen to the news anymore? 1.00

01:15:38.000 It's mostly stupid rich women. 1.00

01:15:40.000 Karens are the only people consuming news these days and believing what they see. 1.00

01:15:46.000 If they did cover this, it would be some people were about to do some things.

01:15:51.000 Right.

01:15:52.000 35.

01:15:53.000 I watched Hillbilly Elegy, and the book is by a liberal who grew up as a redneck.

01:16:00.000 And I watched the movie, and I didn't remember his girlfriend being in the book, but apparently she's in it.

01:16:05.000 She's a major part of the film. 0.99

01:16:07.000 The thing, all I remember about the book was like the grandmother saying fuck a lot. 0.99

01:16:10.000 It seemed to be all about the grandma. 0.98

01:16:12.000 But the movie doesn't really focus on grandma that much.

01:16:16.000 We see a lot of his black and brown love interest. 1.00

01:16:20.000 And I thought, this is more PC shit. 1.00

01:16:23.000 It's boring. 1.00

01:16:24.000 And they also portray the rednecks as complete human garbage, which in the real book they kind of are. 0.99

01:16:29.000 But I just thought the left really loves to sort of indulge in the yokels of the South a little too wholeheartedly. 0.98

01:16:40.000 So I turned it off.

01:16:41.000 Then I discovered that the left doesn't like this movie because it's too right-wing.

01:16:49.000 What?

01:16:50.000 How is it right-wing? 1.00

01:16:51.000 Well, it portrays white trash as human. 1.00

01:16:57.000 And that's political. 0.99

01:16:58.000 So now the actors and Ron Howard and all these other foaming liberals are chomping at the bit, tripping over themselves, trying to say, I know it portrays whites as human, but please watch it anyway. 0.95

01:17:10.000 What?

01:17:11.000 Before the movie.

01:17:12.000 Hillbilly LG was released on Netflix on November 11th.

01:17:15.000 It was expected to be a big Oscar contender because it starred Zeek Adams and Glenn Close as directed by Ron Howard.

01:17:22.000 Yeah, but then critics actually saw the movie and only, and it only earned a 26% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

01:17:30.000 Audiences have liked it.

01:17:31.000 Now, it's been in the top 10 on Netflix since for most of the time that it's been released and has earned an 81% fresh rating from viewers.

01:17:39.000 Yeah, in an interview with NME, Amy and Glenn addressed the criticism of the film with some slamming it as political thematics.

01:17:45.000 And Ron Howard was on CBS this morning earlier this month.

01:17:49.000 What does political thematics mean?

01:17:51.000 I think it means humanizing hillbillies.

01:17:55.000 There have been some negative reviews which criticize the film's politics.

01:18:00.000 Should people who don't sort of get along with parts of its message still be able to enjoy hillbilly Elegy?

01:18:05.000 I think so.

01:18:06.000 Amy, would you like to tell me what you think about that?

01:18:08.000 Absolutely.

01:18:09.000 I think the themes of this movie are very universal, whether it be generational trauma, whether it be just examining where we come from to understand where we're going and who we are.

01:18:21.000 I think the mentality of them.

01:18:23.000 Anyway, Glenn Coast just says the same thing.

01:18:24.000 I guess I had to stop watching it because I had a problem with it because I thought they were making it about race. 0.97

01:18:30.000 And I'm just bored of that fucking subject as I discuss it right now on my show. 0.97

01:18:35.000 All right, let's do one more race subject. 0.99

01:18:37.000 I was watching our boy Farrakhan, who, outside of his anti-Semitism, I don't know, man, sometimes I kind of get him.

01:18:45.000 Like when he talks about we need to end welfare and get away from the government.

01:18:51.000 But here, he's saying that COVID is racist.

01:18:56.000 And we did it to him.

01:18:59.000 We have to survive because the death plan is in motion.

01:19:10.000 What is the death plan?

01:19:12.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:19:14.000 You say, well, black folks are the most prone to the COVID virus. 0.98

01:19:24.000 Why is that? 0.98

01:19:26.000 Because of the comorbidity conditions.

01:19:32.000 Diabetes, heart failure, obesity.

01:19:39.000 Name all the COBIDI problems.

01:19:43.000 We lead in that.

01:19:44.000 COBIDI.

01:19:45.000 Well, let me ask you.

01:19:46.000 COVID and comorbidity combined?

01:19:48.000 What's COBIDI? 0.99

01:19:50.000 So he's saying that blacks have all these heart problems. 1.00

01:19:53.000 Yeah, they have a huge obesity epidemic because they eat shitty food. 1.00

01:19:57.000 And no one took away the good food. 0.99

01:19:59.000 I'm sick of that lie.

01:20:00.000 Whole foods tried to open up in Harlem and they all went nuts because they thought they were trying to gentrify the neighborhood. 0.98

01:20:05.000 Black people like Popeyes. 0.99

01:20:08.000 They like fast food. 0.99

01:20:10.000 And that's the problem.

01:20:11.000 But it's their fault. 0.97

01:20:13.000 Fat southerners like fast food too. 1.00

01:20:15.000 Poor people in general eat shitty food and that's their fault. 1.00

01:20:20.000 It's not a racial plan. 1.00

01:20:22.000 It's not a death plan to kill you, dude. 0.99

01:20:24.000 No one has time to kill you.

01:20:26.000 We're all just trying to get through life.

01:20:28.000 We're all trying to put food on the table and make sure our kids are having a happy and social life. 0.98

01:20:34.000 Planning to wipe out black people with some big infrastructure thing with we'll put a Popeyes here and a liquor store here and a lottery store here? 1.00

01:20:45.000 No. 0.99

01:20:47.000 How did we get in this condition?

01:20:50.000 Come on.

01:20:51.000 I did it.

01:20:52.000 Did you know that there's food that they prepare for you and me in the hood?

01:21:01.000 That they kill us by zip code?

01:21:04.000 When they know your zip code, they send the worst food in for us to consume. 0.99

01:21:10.000 He's talking like we're all in a big communist camp and someone's sending in the food to the shitty black zip code. 0.96

01:21:17.000 Who's controlling your food consumption? 0.97

01:21:19.000 The free market is.

01:21:20.000 Don't eat it.

01:21:23.000 Go to the grocery store. 1.00

01:21:24.000 Buy fucking beans. 1.00

01:21:27.000 They always beans. 1.00

01:21:28.000 Beans and rice and chicken.

01:21:29.000 And they cooking.

01:21:30.000 They be cooking, too.

01:21:31.000 Yeah, you show good with the spices.

01:21:34.000 Get some collared greens and some grits.

01:21:37.000 They're not slaves to just whatever's around them.

01:21:40.000 They definitely cook. 0.92

01:21:40.000 Go buy better food. 0.92

01:21:42.000 Yes, sir.

01:21:43.000 Flint, Michigan is not an accident.

01:21:46.000 Yes, sir.

01:21:48.000 They're killing us through the water.

01:21:51.000 Well, that's... 0.95

01:21:52.000 You're a young man and can't and have erectile dysfunction.

01:21:57.000 Okay, now here's another thing, too. 0.99

01:21:59.000 Erectile dysfunction comes from too much porn. 0.99

01:22:01.000 That's your fault again. 0.99

01:22:02.000 The individual's fault. 0.99

01:22:04.000 But also this whole idea that, oh, fuck, I forgot what I was talking about for the first time ever in my entire life. 0.99

01:22:13.000 Oh, yeah, the COVID spreading. 0.99

01:22:14.000 I would drive around black neighborhoods all the time, going to and from work, going through Harlem regularly. 0.91

01:22:19.000 And where my gym is, black people did not do any social distancing.

01:22:25.000 You almost never saw them wearing masks. 0.85

01:22:27.000 In the hood in New York, it wasn't even the right.

01:22:30.000 Same with the Hispanic community. 1.00

01:22:32.000 You'd see big Mexican gatherings.

01:22:35.000 It was really only like lower middle class, basically it was just white people.

01:22:40.000 And even Jews, they were totally ignoring it. 1.00

01:22:43.000 Different groups, Amish, they weren't participating in any of this.

01:22:47.000 We're the ones sitting around with the mask going, is this all right?

01:22:50.000 Am I doing it right?

01:22:51.000 So yeah, you had more cases spreading around.

01:22:55.000 Didn't de Blasio spend like $100 million on a committee to investigate why COVID was racist?

01:23:01.000 By the way, my earlier nose picking, I had a booger on a nose hair. 1.00

01:23:04.000 That's the way it was so hard to get out.

01:23:06.000 It's teerbala.

01:23:07.000 That's tirable.

01:23:12.000 Mean it to be vulgar.

01:23:13.000 Don't worry, we're not going to watch that.

01:23:15.000 But our old folks died with the ability to make a baby.

01:23:22.000 You need pills.

01:23:25.000 You're already on death row and don't even know it.

01:23:31.000 Okay, that's enough.

01:23:32.000 Did you catch that last point?

01:23:37.000 About the old people? 0.99

01:23:38.000 Yeah.

01:23:39.000 That they need a pill?

01:23:41.000 Nope.

01:23:42.000 That's not what he said.

01:23:44.000 What did he say?

01:23:44.000 What did that mean?

01:23:45.000 You can't watch it again.

01:23:47.000 Oh, I was not listening to him.

01:23:49.000 Do you not listen to the show you're on?

01:23:50.000 No, I was, but I was thinking about how to get to the next bumper because I got to.

01:23:53.000 I'm thinking about how to hide this player, too.

01:23:55.000 No, yeah, I was not paying attention to him. 1.00

01:23:57.000 So he was saying that young men now need Viagra to get it up because they have erectile dysfunction because the white man put shit in their food to make them impotent. 0.99

01:24:05.000 If there are young black men with erectile dysfunction, which I'm very dubious of that, it's porn or drugs. 1.00

01:24:18.000 Secondly, he was saying that in his day, you'd have 78-year-olds fucking like rabbits and making babies. 1.00

01:24:24.000 He said, sorry, not to get vulgar, but when in my day, we had, my grandfather was Laying fucking rope and getting bitches pregnant. 1.00

01:24:33.000 And now you can't even get it up. 1.00

01:24:34.000 That's because the white man did that to you. 0.87

01:24:36.000 That's just sowing the seeds of hate. 0.97

01:24:38.000 He's like the SPLC.

01:24:39.000 All right, let's do COVID and then we're.

01:24:42.000 We got to get to the mailbag. 1.00

01:24:45.000 If your language requires a paintbrush to write, your language sucks. 1.00

01:24:49.000 Your language is stupid. 1.00

01:24:52.000 Fucking Chinese. 1.00

01:24:53.000 Chinese vibrance comes from China. 1.00

01:24:55.000 Chinese asshole. 1.00

01:24:57.000 Just keep your hands off my dog. 1.00

01:25:02.000 All I have is these pics.

01:25:04.000 We already did the Trump Was Right with the LED lights yesterday.

01:25:07.000 I forgot to do the final video in the first half hour yesterday.

01:25:09.000 But anyway, check out these herd pics from Politico.

01:25:14.000 There is no other way we need to establish herd, and it only comes about allowing the non-high-risk groups to expose themselves to the virus.

01:25:22.000 Period.

01:25:24.000 Then science advisor Paul Alexander wrote on July 4th to his boss and six other senior officials.

01:25:29.000 Look, I'm no scientist, but why are we poo-pooing this herd idea?

01:25:32.000 You get healthy people out there spreading it and developing immunity to it.

01:25:36.000 That seems like a much better philosophy than whatever we've been doing because it hasn't been working.

01:25:43.000 And we know from our caller last night who did the deep dive, the Lebanese caller, that the numbers are fake. 1.00

01:25:50.000 They include everyone who died who could be construed as having some COVID-like symptoms, which includes shortness of breath and a fever. 0.99

01:26:00.000 Yeah, that's what everyone has when they fucking die. 0.99

01:26:03.000 Unless they have an anvil fall on their head. 0.99

01:26:05.000 We essentially took off the battlefield the most potent weapon we had.

01:26:09.000 Younger, healthy people, children, teens, young people who needed to quickly infect themselves, spread it around, develop immunity, and help stop the spread, he told CDC director.

01:26:22.000 If it is causing more cases in young, my word is who cares?

01:26:27.000 As long as we make sensible decisions and protect the elderly and nursing homes, we must go on with life. 1.00

01:26:33.000 This is exactly the opposite of what Cuomo did, right? 1.00

01:26:36.000 He said, fuck the nursing homes, fuck the old people. 1.00

01:26:38.000 Let's make sure young people stay indoors and we close bars. 1.00

01:26:42.000 And then he wrote a book on how great he is.

01:26:44.000 And then he won an Emmy for how great he is.

01:26:46.000 And then he won a Ted Kennedy Award for how great he is at murder.

01:26:50.000 We must go on with life.

01:26:51.000 Who cares if we test more and get more positive tests?

01:26:54.000 Alexander asked health communications officials.

01:26:56.000 Is that it?

01:26:59.000 Yeah.

01:27:01.000 We keep doing the same thing.

01:27:02.000 Isn't that the definition of insanity?

01:27:03.000 You keep doing the same thing, expecting a different result.

01:27:07.000 We keep with the masks and the isolation, and things haven't really...

01:27:11.000 I mean, the cases are up, but still there.

01:27:14.000 Let's not do it. 1.00

01:27:15.000 Old people, fat people, be cautious, but you're destroying the country with this bullshit. 1.00

01:27:22.000 And it's about to get worse. 1.00

01:27:26.000 New York, no indoor dining?

01:27:28.000 That's the end of New York.

01:27:30.000 Great.

01:27:30.000 You stopped this horrible plague.

01:27:33.000 All right, let's do the mailbag. 1.00

01:27:38.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad. 0.99

01:27:43.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag. 1.00

01:27:49.000 Let me touch it.

01:27:52.000 Oh, speak of the devil.

01:27:53.000 Hey guys, my name is Louie. 0.99

01:27:54.000 I live in the shithole state of Michigan.

01:27:56.000 My stepmom is a higher up at a medical facility in St. Clair County and has some crazy info coming out about the China virus vaccines. 0.91

01:28:03.000 They are offering their patients $1,000 to take the vaccine and let them evaluate how it reacts to their system.

01:28:10.000 What's even crazier is that most of these people say, yeah, sure, why not? 1.00

01:28:14.000 Not enough people around my state stand up against this bullshit. 1.00

01:28:17.000 Anyway, if it's okay, I'd like you to fuck me with my heels on by. 1.00

01:28:22.000 Hmm. 1.00

01:28:23.000 I thought it was already considered incredibly safe.

01:28:26.000 And only 5% of people have adverse reactions.

01:28:30.000 Who knows?

01:28:31.000 Donald Sutherland with AIDS and Short Round.

01:28:34.000 What does round mean?

01:28:36.000 Is he calling you like round eyes?

01:28:38.000 Show round is from like an Indiana drone, right?

01:28:41.000 Oh.

01:28:42.000 Young boy?

01:28:43.000 He's got a Sam song he sent us a clip.

01:28:47.000 What yarn? 0.98

01:28:49.000 You are talking to a nigger, sir? 1.00

01:28:52.000 I don't think that's. 0.99

01:28:54.000 Oh, that's from Steve Martin, The Jerk. 0.77

01:28:56.000 When he grew up in a black family, he thought he was black. 0.91

01:29:00.000 Oh. 0.85

01:29:00.000 See, you didn't get the joke. 0.85

01:29:02.000 You should definitely have the jerk under your repertoire. 1.00

01:29:05.000 Sure. 1.00

01:29:05.000 No, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:29:06.000 I don't remember that.

01:29:08.000 That was that one.

01:29:08.000 And then like Roxanne?

01:29:09.000 Like, he did like a movie like a Roxanne?

01:29:11.000 Yep.

01:29:12.000 With like a big nose.

01:29:18.000 Gavin Rai, I sent you my Indian Joker. 0.98

01:29:20.000 With no question, it tops them all.

01:29:22.000 All right, let's see what you got.

01:29:24.000 Otis.

01:29:25.000 Oh, he said Otis Simbos, Duke.

01:29:37.000 Well done.

01:29:39.000 Wow.

01:29:42.000 Well done, sir.

01:29:44.000 The Zoom and everything. 1.00

01:29:45.000 You may fuck me with my heels on. 1.00

01:29:46.000 Duke City is his... 1.00

01:29:49.000 Who want to fuck you with the Hey Gavin Vadge? 1.00

01:29:52.000 Check out this hip new propaganda that YouTube wants me to watch. 1.00

01:29:55.000 It was never about voting in Democrats or getting rid of Trump.

01:29:58.000 It was always about testing our gullibility.

01:30:00.000 How can we make these spineless corporations and politicians?

01:30:03.000 How much can we make these spineless corporations and politicians do? 0.99

01:30:06.000 How much free shit can I get out of them? 0.99

01:30:07.000 How many accolades? 1.00

01:30:08.000 How much recognition can I get for sitting on my ass and doing jack shit? 0.99

01:30:11.000 How much longer can I ignore my insecurities, my undateability, my emotional baggage, and my loneliness by pointing everyone to my social media following? 0.99

01:30:19.000 I have an ex-college buddy who now pals around with Antifa and BLM and NYC.

01:30:23.000 I've seen it ruin his life.

01:30:25.000 I obviously feel a strong hatred for his ideology, but I tend to also feel a lot of sadness for its followers.

01:30:30.000 They still have yet to find out what an unnecessarily gigantic hole they've dug for themselves.

01:30:35.000 These aren't just spoiled rich kids and college grads.

01:30:37.000 They're also the grown-up children of society-wide psychological abuse.

01:30:41.000 And they've learned to crave the abuse. 1.00

01:30:44.000 Some really fucked up shit, if you ask me, maybe we need our own Daryl Davis or something. 1.00

01:30:48.000 I don't know who Daryl Davis is. 0.99

01:30:51.000 And then he has a clip of YouTube originals called Resist.

01:30:55.000 Meet the activists disrupting LA's unjust justice department, I guess. 0.97

01:31:00.000 We fight for justice, part two of 12.

01:31:03.000 Resist.

01:31:04.000 Justice LA takes a direct.

01:31:05.000 Yeah.

01:31:06.000 See, that's where all your money goes when you donate to BLM and all these causes.

01:31:10.000 It goes to other groups that do more research and talk about more stuff.

01:31:14.000 It's like academics when they take something like the history of fine arts and the only thing they can do is teach history of fine arts. 0.99

01:31:21.000 They just make more of this shit. 0.98

01:31:24.000 They spend their money that they raise on fundraisers. 1.00

01:31:27.000 By the way, I just remembered another funny clip that someone sent me about how white people are stupid and everything, and black people are like ballerinas and classical musicians. 1.00

01:31:42.000 It's called Sameville, and it's this really racist look at how unbelievably lame white people are. 1.00

01:31:50.000 And I think it's an Amazon ad. 0.98

01:31:52.000 I just sent you the clip.

01:31:54.000 I haven't actually watched it yet.

01:31:56.000 But the guy who sent it to me was like, oh, we're not beating around the bush.

01:31:59.000 We've dispensed with any subtlety. 1.00

01:32:02.000 This is just white people suck. 1.00

01:32:04.000 It's just a racist commercial calling us shitty. 1.00

01:32:08.000 Yeah, that's it. 0.98

01:32:09.000 Welcome to Sameville.

01:32:10.000 Go full screen.

01:32:13.000 Hi, white man.

01:32:21.000 Blue eyes, blonde hair.

01:32:24.000 Yuck.

01:32:25.000 Boring.

01:32:27.000 Mom's spaced out. 0.98

01:32:30.000 They look the same, white people. 0.99

01:32:35.000 Boring. 0.99

01:32:40.000 We don't know what we're doing. 1.00

01:32:42.000 We suck. 1.00

01:32:44.000 Our lives are shit. 1.00

01:32:45.000 We seem happy, but we're not. 1.00

01:32:48.000 What's going to happen? 0.96

01:32:49.000 A black guy's going to come in and start rapping and everyone dances? 0.99

01:32:52.000 And then there's black people. 0.98

01:32:54.000 Oh, mixed race. 1.00

01:33:00.000 Then there's people who are fun enough to fuck black guys. 1.00

01:33:06.000 Hi. 1.00

01:33:07.000 I hate my race.

01:33:08.000 Can I be mixed?

01:33:10.000 Here's.

01:33:12.000 I see the light.

01:33:14.000 Wow.

01:33:15.000 That's. 1.00

01:33:15.000 Have sex with blacks. 1.00

01:33:21.000 Very subtle. 1.00

01:33:22.000 I'm kind of, I'm pro-race mixing.

01:33:25.000 Yeah, but they're in it for different reasons.

01:33:28.000 Well, you are a race mixer. 0.96

01:33:29.000 I have a very sinister reason why, and I will not air it. 0.99

01:33:33.000 Oi, nigga. 1.00

01:33:33.000 It's pretty dark. 1.00

01:33:34.000 I apologize for baiting yellow reading this email, but it's all as fair in love and more.

01:33:37.000 The war in question is that of an opiate epidemic no one wants to discuss much these days.

01:33:42.000 Yes, and to quote a cop I met in Florida doing Laura Loomer's detail, it's chemical warfare. 0.50

01:33:48.000 China has declared war on us.

01:33:52.000 Yet Canada can't wait to train him in the snow.

01:33:55.000 On yesterday's live show, you had a caller asking advice on how to kick his heroin addiction.

01:33:59.000 I too have witnessed several lives destroyed and lost to this terrible habit.

01:34:03.000 I feel compelled to try to help.

01:34:04.000 Will you please suggest on the show for him to give Kratom a try?

01:34:09.000 I've heard this before, K-R-A-T-O-M. 1.00

01:34:12.000 Yes.

01:34:13.000 It is a plant related to coffee grown in Pacific Asian countries and it mimics opiates.

01:34:19.000 There are tons of testimonials that it is safe and effective.

01:34:22.000 I take it often.

01:34:24.000 The DEA has attempted to ban it and make it Schedule 1 like Coke and heroin.

01:34:29.000 This speaks to its effectiveness.

01:34:31.000 Also, Big Pharma has lobbied to keep their victims from knowing about Kraytom.

01:34:35.000 Check out this clip from Vice.

01:34:37.000 I've heard of Vice.

01:34:38.000 And this online store to learn more.

01:34:41.000 Yeah, I've tried this call.

01:34:42.000 Also, have you ever heard of Vice?

01:34:43.000 I think it's right up your alley.

01:34:44.000 Oh, there we go.

01:34:46.000 Good luck with the AIDS test.

01:34:48.000 That's a secret.

01:34:50.000 Don't say that.

01:34:51.000 What?

01:34:53.000 What, what, what?

01:34:55.000 What?

01:34:58.000 What?

01:34:59.000 What?

01:35:00.000 There's some...

01:35:00.000 What's that from?

01:35:01.000 There's some.

01:35:01.000 What?

01:35:02.000 What?

01:35:04.000 There's some liver problems.

01:35:06.000 You can get some liver problems, some stomach problems.

01:35:08.000 You can wind up addicted to this.

01:35:10.000 It's got its downs.

01:35:11.000 But basically, you can't get me on it.

01:35:13.000 No, from what I've heard.

01:35:15.000 I've heard that, no, you just can't.

01:35:16.000 So I've never seen the smoking of it before.

01:35:18.000 But basically, I think the idea is you get used to being high on the kratom, and then you're like, that's your last memory of getting high on, like feeling opiated up.

01:35:28.000 And that's easier to quit than your last memory of if it was heroin, which is very strong.

01:35:34.000 This time I want to try it.

01:35:35.000 But the red mangda really does feel like opiates.

01:35:38.000 Can you overdose on kratom?

01:35:40.000 Like with most drugs, overdose on kratom is possible, especially mixed with other toxicants.

01:35:44.000 However, it affects a kratom overdose.

01:35:46.000 Haven't yet undergone much official study.

01:35:48.000 So I'm not going to sit here and endorse solutions to heroin, but I would encourage this person who called last night, who I've been thinking about all day, to look into it. 0.99

01:36:00.000 All I know about heroin is cold turkey is your only fucking option. 0.97

01:36:04.000 Don't think you can still go to bars and hang and have beers. 0.99

01:36:08.000 Ooh, somebody wanted to talk to that guy.

01:36:10.000 So if the caller, heroin guy, not that that's your identity, but somebody said that they quit it and they want to give you their number.

01:36:19.000 So just message into the mailbag.

01:36:23.000 Jacob, I think his name is.

01:36:26.000 Okay.

01:36:27.000 We got a letter here.

01:36:28.000 I think it's from the guy who I called anti-Semitic last night.

01:36:32.000 Don't you dare call me anti-Semitic.

01:36:34.000 You should know better than anyone dealing with the censors at the SPLC and the ADL that pejoratives are created in the conscious to dismiss people.

01:36:40.000 Gavin, I'm appalled you'd affirm what the Jew said about the Old Testament, not affirm Jesus Christ. 0.98

01:36:46.000 If the OT doesn't lead to Jesus Christ, then Christianity is a false religion.

01:36:49.000 The Jew made three deceptive statements I'd like to address. 0.95

01:36:53.000 The Jew. 0.97

01:36:54.000 One, the Jews started, stated the Bible.

01:36:57.000 The Jews stated the Bible were originally in Hebrew, and thus their translations are more accurate.

01:37:03.000 While this may be true, it's not relevant.

01:37:04.000 Here's why.

01:37:04.000 At the time of Christ's birth, the Jews had not come to a decision is blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:37:08.000 See, this is the problem with the anti-Semites. 1.00

01:37:11.000 They fucking go on and on and on. 1.00

01:37:14.000 It's like what Mike Cernovich said. 0.99

01:37:16.000 I'll talk about Judaism and Israel and stuff like occasionally, but not 100% of the time, all the time.

01:37:23.000 Come on.

01:37:24.000 Is he an anti-Semite or is he just...

01:37:26.000 Who?

01:37:27.000 The guy that wrote in?

01:37:28.000 He uses the word Jew like Eric Hartman would, but just posing a thing.

01:37:34.000 Is he, I don't know, is that anti-Semite? 1.00

01:37:36.000 Shut up, Brian. 1.00

01:37:36.000 You don't know anything. 1.00

01:37:37.000 It's incredibly obvious how he feels about Jews.

01:37:42.000 The Jew? 0.89

01:37:44.000 That's not a tip-off?

01:37:46.000 I can't.

01:37:47.000 We're supposed to be an informative show.

01:37:49.000 All right.

01:37:50.000 So don't sit here on the show and go, I don't know something.

01:37:52.000 That doesn't help them.

01:37:55.000 Seems like we're swinging the same bat that you've been hit with before, where you say something and then you're like, that's that guy.

01:38:02.000 The Jew made three deceptive statements, and then he goes on to write for a thousand words about the Jew. 0.87

01:38:10.000 Anyway, should we bother with the video he sent?

01:38:14.000 He sent a video?

01:38:17.000 I don't know what this is.

01:38:18.000 Oh, this is like an event.

01:38:20.000 Tree of Life Ministries Israel.

01:38:23.000 So this is from an Israeli thing.

01:38:28.000 Maybe I shouldn't have said anti-Semites.

01:38:30.000 My problem with people who are obsessed with Jews, the Jew, is they won't shut up about it and it's tedious. 0.94

01:38:36.000 And it gets to the point, as Jared Taylor once said to me, he goes, you know, the problem with these people is they start doing exactly what we accuse black people of doing, you know, where black people blame the white man, the white man, for all their problems. 0.96

01:38:49.000 You have these people blaming the Jews for all their problems. 0.93

01:38:52.000 You know, it gets to the point where if it rains on their birthday, it was the Jews. 0.99

01:38:58.000 Anytime you have a culprit that's behind everything wrong with your life, there's something wrong with you.

01:39:05.000 Karen Medal here from Logie.

01:39:07.000 I've seen this a million times.

01:39:09.000 Haven't we shown this already?

01:39:15.000 Yeah, we already showed this. 0.95

01:39:19.000 It's amazing how many people don't watch the show regularly and send us shit that's on the show regularly. 0.86

01:39:25.000 That guy's got my guitar. 0.74

01:39:27.000 It's pretty cool.

01:39:35.000 Okay, Christopher West.

01:39:38.000 Oops.

01:39:40.000 Question for the Hebrews.

01:39:41.000 Hey, Gav, watched last night's stream and there was a bunch of Jews who called in.

01:39:44.000 I'd love to speak to the one who called in last night from Israel.

01:39:47.000 Have a couple of questions for him.

01:39:48.000 Would love to chat with him.

01:39:50.000 Don't know by what means it would happen.

01:39:52.000 P.S. You should get a handyman guy and give him a show.

01:39:55.000 Love from a gentle gentile.

01:39:57.000 Handyman.

01:39:58.000 That's a good idea. 0.97

01:40:00.000 Yo, Gavin, I was watching Beef Squad and Jim went on a jag about Ali Alexander being a scumbag con man. 0.83

01:40:04.000 Ali made the comment, if the Hillbillies make up all the ideas, we're going to lose the country. 0.76

01:40:09.000 Yeah, I remember him saying that.

01:40:11.000 He kind of blurted it out in a moment of passion when he was being hounded by someone.

01:40:15.000 It was unfortunate.

01:40:18.000 But I'm not sure Ali is anti-southern working class.

01:40:22.000 And Jim was quick to point out that Hillbillies built this country. 0.78

01:40:25.000 True.

01:40:26.000 Turns out Ali Abdul Razak Akbar has a pretty unsavory past.

01:40:30.000 Jim even coined the nickname Scammy Davis Jr. for him.

01:40:34.000 Yes, he has had an unsavory past that he does not hide.

01:40:37.000 I got to admit, I agree with Jim Goad.

01:40:39.000 Obviously, I don't know Ali personally, but based on what I've seen, I can't tell if he's legitimate or a grifter.

01:40:43.000 What's the deal with him?

01:40:44.000 Where did he come from?

01:40:45.000 Why is he rubbing shoulders with you and Alex Jones?

01:40:47.000 And he goes, I don't know what you're paying Goad, but he needs a raise.

01:40:50.000 Yeah, Goad is a treasure on the show.

01:40:52.000 And Ali Alexander is a good guy as far as I'm concerned.

01:40:55.000 You know, you have to understand this business, being involved with these assholes who shut down your life and destroy your payment processor and all this stuff, you end up with a ragtag group of individuals who are rife with imperfections.

01:41:11.000 And that's what happens when you have a team of renegades that are the last bastion of sanity in a world gone mad. 0.83

01:41:20.000 No, they will not be perfect.

01:41:21.000 And yes, they will say unfortunate things.

01:41:23.000 And yes, there will occasionally be bad optics.

01:41:26.000 But we're the only ones left.

01:41:28.000 Us freaks are the only ones still standing, still willing to fight in a country that has been taken over by people who hate this country and want to destroy it.

01:41:39.000 So I don't waste my time punching right and worrying about the imperfections of my allies because I need everything I can get at this, the 11th hour of Western civilization.

01:41:54.000 Did you see the Sameville commercial?

01:41:55.000 There's another one, but it's like reversed.

01:42:02.000 Just ordinary, boring.

01:42:05.000 I could skip to the part where the snack crate comes around.

01:42:09.000 But it's just Saintville.

01:42:10.000 It gives them nutrients. 1.00

01:42:13.000 Wasn't Farrakhan just complaining that they send shit food to the hood and white people get all the good food? 1.00

01:42:21.000 It looks to me like white people are getting the bad food and black people are getting the good food. 1.00

01:42:25.000 Yeah, wait, which was... 0.99

01:42:26.000 They're getting the snack crate.

01:42:28.000 Okay, speaking of Smallville.

01:42:31.000 What's it called, Small Town?

01:42:33.000 Smallville?

01:42:34.000 Sameville.

01:42:35.000 Sameville.

01:42:35.000 Speaking of Sameville, check out this fight at Best Buy.

01:42:38.000 3-8.

01:42:39.000 It's really long.

01:42:40.000 I could have made it a green screen.

01:42:43.000 3-8. 0.95

01:42:50.000 So this woman with the long fake hair keeps pushing this other black woman to fight. 1.00

01:43:06.000 She's filming is so scared. 0.87

01:43:08.000 Look.

01:43:10.000 Steal her purse.

01:43:14.000 She takes her, this is really long.

01:43:16.000 We won't watch the whole thing.

01:43:17.000 We'll fast forward, but she takes her jacket on and off like three times. 1.00

01:43:21.000 And that woman with the bun on her head on the far right, she's the one saying, don't push me, bitch. 1.00

01:43:26.000 I will fuck you up. 1.00

01:43:28.000 Turn it up. 1.00

01:43:33.000 Mask going on.

01:43:34.000 The mask going off.

01:43:51.000 Look how scared the filmer is.

01:43:53.000 Yeah, he keeps like going around the corner.

01:43:55.000 My eyes look so wrinkly on this show because something with my glasses.

01:43:59.000 I don't look like this.

01:44:00.000 We got to fix this, dude. 1.00

01:44:01.000 It looks like my eye holes are giving birth to my eyeballs through some saggy old lady's vagina. 1.00

01:44:09.000 It looks freakish. 1.00

01:44:12.000 Okay.

01:44:13.000 So the fight breaks out.

01:44:16.000 And the one who kept saying, look, don't push me, you're going to regret it, is the dominant one.

01:44:24.000 There's a moral there, folks.

01:44:26.000 And now we've got Shadows Gore. 0.98

01:44:30.000 If the person is saying, like Tommy Robinson is always saying this, he's always like, don't fucking push it, Mike. 0.95

01:44:35.000 It's going to be two hits. 0.99

01:44:36.000 Me hitting you, you hitting the ground.

01:44:38.000 You should probably avoid fighting that person.

01:44:40.000 But look, she's got her. 0.99

01:44:41.000 The hair smashing her.

01:44:46.000 Look at that.

01:44:47.000 She stands on her and starts jumping on her head. 1.00

01:44:49.000 Oh my God.

01:44:52.000 Go back a bit?

01:44:53.000 Let's see that again.

01:44:54.000 Wow, there are no rules.

01:44:59.000 I don't know if I could watch that.

01:45:02.000 Ow. 0.99

01:45:02.000 That's attempted murder, isn't it? 0.99

01:45:04.000 Oh, she's got her sock. 1.00

01:45:05.000 It socks, to be fair, but it doesn't really matter when you're jumping on someone.

01:45:10.000 And you weigh about 200 pounds because of bad food.

01:45:13.000 One more time.

01:45:14.000 I'm not really catching the jump.

01:45:18.000 There she is. 1.00

01:45:18.000 She stands on her tits and then jumps on her face. 1.00

01:45:23.000 That cannot be good. 1.00

01:45:26.000 Careful what you wish for.

01:45:28.000 We got a few here.

01:45:29.000 I got a bunch of final videos.

01:45:31.000 I'm not going to see you for a while.

01:45:34.000 This is a little mini bumper. 0.99

01:45:37.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:45:39.000 We better hit the bumper. 1.00

01:45:56.000 Someone sent me this awesome trailer of what I consider to be the saddest thing imaginable. 0.96

01:46:03.000 It is men who are with sex robots. 0.64

01:46:07.000 And these are British men. 0.96

01:46:08.000 This is old.

01:46:10.000 They've gotten much better now.

01:46:12.000 They're like $10,000. 0.89

01:46:14.000 Dude, spend $10,000 on Coke and shots, and you can have your own sex robot who's human.

01:46:23.000 Our world is on the brink of a sexual and technological revolution. 0.99

01:46:27.000 So gross.

01:46:28.000 I believe that humans will want to marry robots by about the year 2050. 0.93

01:46:34.000 Try 2020, dude. 0.99

01:46:36.000 For thousands of men, sex with female robots, or femme fantasy. 0.99

01:46:42.000 Yeah, this movie's got to be on pull. 0.97

01:46:44.000 It is very, very likely that I'm going to imagine her as a femme. 1.00

01:46:48.000 Kidding me?

01:46:49.000 The idea of the fantasy of having something beautiful that you can control that's not going to leave because it thinks you're a freak.

01:46:55.000 It's not going to leave because it found somebody better.

01:46:59.000 We meet the two inventors competing to create the world fast.

01:47:02.000 So Mr. Showskedge.

01:47:04.000 This is a human action.

01:47:07.000 It has a hammer bone right now.

01:47:11.000 Right there.

01:47:16.000 She cannot say no to you.

01:47:18.000 She's always willing to please you.

01:47:19.000 Yeah, get a submissive girlfriend. 0.96

01:47:23.000 And we meet the man who isn't prepared to wait for technology to enable his fantasy.

01:47:28.000 Ready?

01:47:28.000 And wants to turn his girlfriend into a robot.

01:47:31.000 What?

01:47:32.000 This is so good.

01:47:33.000 It's so good.

01:47:33.000 I don't want to.

01:47:35.000 I don't even want to watch it.

01:47:36.000 I want to just save it.

01:47:38.000 Get your hopes up.

01:47:39.000 Okay, folks at home, get your hopes up.

01:47:43.000 This episode, it may have been a little meandering.

01:47:45.000 This makes everything worth it.

01:47:47.000 Get your hopes way, way up high.

01:47:50.000 Okay, go.

01:48:05.000 We got to see that again.

01:48:06.000 I like how he has his shoes on in bed.

01:48:08.000 Activate robot mode.

01:48:09.000 Look at the way he sits.

01:48:12.000 Activate robot mode.

01:48:14.000 Obedience is pleasure.

01:48:16.000 Pleasure is obedient. 0.99

01:48:19.000 You know, the funny thing about that end part is, hey, guys with weird sex fantasies, just get a chick. 0.99

01:48:24.000 She'll do it. 0.97

01:48:25.000 You could reprogram her, like, just say, hey, say this.

01:48:27.000 Hey, I have this turn on. 1.00

01:48:28.000 Like, obviously establish a connection first, but then go, hey, I have this weird kink where I like to fuck a robot. 1.00

01:48:33.000 She's going to be like, sure, I'll do it. 1.00

01:48:34.000 I am a robot.

01:48:35.000 You can eat me out. 0.96

01:48:42.000 The thing I don't get about these sex robots is how could you possibly ever clean them? 0.98

01:48:47.000 Like, it's hard enough on a human. 0.80

01:48:48.000 Humans have a system where I guess the jizz like drips out and then they have circulation with blood and water and they have a liver and stuff and all these glands.

01:48:56.000 They swallow things and poo them out and stuff.

01:48:59.000 But like, how is it ever dry in there?

01:49:03.000 You jizz into the hole and then you'd need like some sort of put in like eight tampons and keep them there for a week to make sure you'd cleaned it out. 0.98

01:49:10.000 Yeah, maybe like filters, you know, like just remove, yeah, I guess you remove the entire vagina and just throw it away. 1.00

01:49:17.000 Yeah. 0.96

01:49:17.000 That's got to be expensive. 0.96

01:49:19.000 If it feels good like a real vagina, it's probably going to be like $100 a cartridge. 1.00

01:49:24.000 Right, like a flashlight every time. 0.99

01:49:26.000 It's a flashlight every time.

01:49:27.000 And then a mouth flashlight.

01:49:29.000 But you don't want to see a seam on lips if you're pretending this person's real.

01:49:32.000 Unless you want a Jocelyn, guys.

01:49:35.000 Wilderfield model.

01:49:36.000 Yeah.

01:49:37.000 I want a Jocelyn Wildenstein robot. 0.77

01:49:42.000 Okay, what's this called?

01:49:43.000 Oh, this was a fun thing.

01:49:45.000 This is kind of like the first fight I showed you.

01:49:47.000 Where this guy, he coughs in that woman's face because he assumes the little guy doesn't know how to fight, and he's tall, and tall people can beat up everyone, right?

01:50:45.000 Okay, all right.

01:50:46.000 Let's get this hand card out of the way. 0.95

01:50:48.000 And honey, you should probably get out of this floor. 0.99

01:50:51.000 I'm going to be murdering this person. 0.95

01:50:53.000 Like, this guy's been in some fights. 0.99

01:50:57.000 Let me just drag you out here. 0.99

01:50:59.000 Honey, make sure the elevator door doesn't close. 0.54

01:51:04.000 Yeah.

01:51:06.000 Come on in.

01:51:07.000 He's taken care of.

01:51:08.000 I'm not surprised that he's not following him in there.

01:51:10.000 He does.

01:51:11.000 Does he?

01:51:12.000 Yeah, so she comes back.

01:51:13.000 Watch yourself, buddy.

01:51:15.000 Hey, I would like some more of that.

01:51:17.000 No, you don't want any more of this, trust me.

01:51:20.000 Yeah, you're right.

01:51:21.000 That's the guy I always talk about.

01:51:22.000 The guy who goes, I could not but notice you was swearing in front of a lady who mean lots to me if you could apologize. 0.99

01:51:27.000 Apologize to that guy. 0.99

01:51:29.000 He's going to kill you. 0.99

01:51:31.000 All right, last one. 1.00

01:51:33.000 And on an up note.

01:51:34.000 Imagine, well, let's just play it up.

01:51:38.000 I'll do my imagine later.

01:51:40.000 Oh, no.

01:51:40.000 Huge, huge mistake.

01:51:43.000 Get you back in right away.

01:51:45.000 When can I smoke when again?

01:51:47.000 Sophia, stop. 0.82

01:51:48.000 So, that's actually a good question.

01:51:51.000 If you can, what I don't want you to get is a dry socket.

01:51:55.000 Yeah.

01:51:56.000 I don't know.

01:51:57.000 It's not an effect.

01:51:59.000 I feel animals.

01:52:02.000 Better than smoking.

01:52:04.000 I need to try to avoid smoking for about a week.

01:52:07.000 Oh, what about vaping, bro?

01:52:09.000 Anything that's going to cause any sucking.

01:52:12.000 Crying.

01:52:13.000 I can't find vaping, Sophia.

01:52:18.000 Jesus. 1.00

01:52:21.000 Shut up. 1.00

01:52:24.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:52:25.000 I've seen all this on YouTube. 1.00

01:52:27.000 Can you imagine your girlfriend was crying at the thought of not being able to suck your dick? 1.00

01:52:31.000 That wouldn't be a girlfriend anymore. 1.00

01:52:32.000 It would be a wife. 0.98

01:52:35.000 She would have a ring on it so fast she'd get rug burned. 1.00

01:52:39.000 She'd wake up with a ring.

01:52:40.000 Like, what happened?

01:52:41.000 Her finger would come off. 0.98

01:52:42.000 Her phone would put a ring on it so hard it would sever off.

01:52:47.000 There'd be a human finger with a ring on it lying over there.

01:52:50.000 Activate robot mode.

01:52:53.000 Maybe we have to make that a drop.

01:52:55.000 Yep.

01:52:56.000 Okay, folks, Merry Christmas.

01:53:00.000 Cassandra really nailed it with this, I'm sick of sweating the small stuff. 1.00

01:53:04.000 If you want to wreck the country, I want to wreck you. 0.98

01:53:07.000 And anyone who has a problem with that can get the fuck out of my way. 1.00

01:53:10.000 Get fired. 0.99

01:53:11.000 Get in trouble.

01:53:12.000 Be brave.

01:53:13.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - December 17, 2020

S03E53 - DRAGON LADY [2020-12-17 - S03E53 - DRAGON LADY]

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