Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E58 - GIMME SOME TRUTH

00:01:00.000 Sorry, I cut him off here.

00:01:02.000 He was trying to say, I'll be back.

00:01:05.000 That was Arnold Schwarzenegger and a friend, a bodybuilding rapper also from Austria, who wrote a hit song about Arnold Schwarzenegger.

00:01:17.000 What's it called?

00:01:17.000 Pump It Up.

00:01:18.000 Don't bring it down.

00:01:19.000 Yep, pump it up. 0.87

00:01:20.000 Pump it up.

00:01:23.000 Not to be confused with the Elvis Costello song about masturbation where he encourages you to become erect so you can masturbate, which also is heard in Cindy Lauper's female version, which is She-Bop.

00:01:39.000 Lots of songs about masturbation.

00:01:41.000 I think masturbation's gross.

00:01:44.000 It happens sometimes, but it should only happen within one yard of your significant other with her consent, of course.

00:01:49.000 You want to build relationships.

00:01:51.000 Watching porn is even more embarrassing.

00:01:53.000 That's why the term wanker is an insult.

00:01:56.000 And, you know, the idea of a bunch of guys, say there was two meth addicts, right, who are high on methanks on the road.

00:02:06.000 And then like 50 guys showed up and started beating off, staring at them.

00:02:10.000 That's what porn is.

00:02:12.000 These people are addicted to meth.

00:02:14.000 You're jerking yourself off in a literal circle jerk.

00:02:18.000 You can't see them.

00:02:19.000 Okay.

00:02:20.000 So let's say there's cubicles in this circle jerk.

00:02:22.000 So you guys are all in a circle jerk jerking off to these meth addicts.

00:02:27.000 They're all on meth.

00:02:28.000 Porn stars are on meth.

00:02:30.000 That's a little depraved, don't you think?

00:02:33.000 And OnlyFans, that's kind of worse.

00:02:38.000 I mean, at least with the meth scenario, people are fucking.

00:02:42.000 This is just some hot girl touching herself, and you guys are all in a circle jerk.

00:02:48.000 You're jerking off with other men, beating off to a woman who is never going to fuck you. 0.56

00:02:55.000 Get out there, guys.

00:02:57.000 And the money you spend on OnlyFans, if you spent that on shots, you'd be doing very well.

00:03:03.000 Anyway, we have a very big day.

00:03:05.000 You'll find out soon why we chose to have the Terminator in the intro and that unbelievably terrible song.

00:03:11.000 Today's book does not suit the show at all.

00:03:15.000 Not this show in general or this episode.

00:03:17.000 It's Lisa Hannawalt.

00:03:19.000 This is Hot Dog Taste Test.

00:03:21.000 It's essentially her sketchbook, really, at least at the beginning.

00:03:25.000 But then, so she does all these weird sort of food drawings at the beginning.

00:03:30.000 And then you can see she gets bored of that. 0.56

00:03:32.000 So then she just shows some sketches and you go, okay, this book's falling apart.

00:03:36.000 Then it gets really good.

00:03:38.000 And she starts doing really talented comics and drawings and stories and even reporting about going to the zoo.

00:03:46.000 This is the woman who does Bojack Horseman. 0.99

00:03:50.000 She's the creative director, art director for that show.

00:03:53.000 And man, can she use them watercolors?

00:03:57.000 So this is a very pleasant book, especially for our female folks.

00:04:01.000 I'm sure you would love to have this on your coffee table.

00:04:04.000 Sorry.

00:04:05.000 Have this on your coffee table, ladies. 1.00

00:04:10.000 This is going to be a heavy up because there's some heavy shit going down.

00:04:14.000 Starting with parlor being banned.

00:04:17.000 I believe this is my fault, and I'll explain that shortly.

00:04:21.000 I'm doing a lot of setups here because just like the New York Post, I like to keep it light at the beginning.

00:04:26.000 Although today's post goes straight up to hurry up and wait as Dems Rush impeach, but I delay.

00:04:32.000 Let's give Joe 100 days.

00:04:35.000 Why would you impeach Donald Trump?

00:04:37.000 That's just so petty.

00:04:38.000 There was some woman walking up and down the street outside my local the other day with a huge sign that said, resign. 1.00

00:04:46.000 It probably takes about 14 days to resign.

00:04:49.000 Like to wind down, to sign all the stuff and get all your T's crossed and your I's dotted.

00:04:58.000 I thought that was a great dishonor to her and to her family.

00:05:04.000 I'm happy to see Proud Boys not mentioned too much in the footage of the Capitol building.

00:05:09.000 Thank God they didn't go.

00:05:11.000 Of course, Nick Ox did go, head of Hawaii.

00:05:14.000 Thank you for that, Nick.

00:05:15.000 Way to fuck everyone over.

00:05:17.000 What a stupid fucking move.

00:05:20.000 You're looking at serious time now.

00:05:23.000 Why did you fly from Hawaii to a trap?

00:05:26.000 At least bugs only go within like a few meters of where they started out.

00:05:31.000 You got on a, what, a 13-hour flight just to walk into a trap?

00:05:38.000 The idiocy of the Capitol.

00:05:40.000 I mean, I understand why Americans in general are mad, so I'm not going to call them idiots, but guys, what the fuck did you think was going to happen when you stormed the Capitol?

00:05:50.000 And I warned you, didn't I?

00:05:52.000 I said November 13th, five or six Proud Boys were stabbed, including a black woman who was with them, Bevlyn Beattie.

00:05:59.000 The story became the police are too nice to proud boys.

00:06:02.000 A month later, a black man goes to a mega bar to hunt proud boys. 0.99

00:06:06.000 He stabs four of them.

00:06:07.000 The story becomes white supremacists surround black man, almost kill him.

00:06:13.000 He's forced to defend himself.

00:06:15.000 So what do you think is going to happen at the next one?

00:06:17.000 Are you not seeing a pattern here?

00:06:19.000 So we'll get to that in a stack of narrative.

00:06:21.000 But before we do, I was at Ryan's on the weekend, and in the lobby of his building, there is still a note that says, this was stolen weeks ago now, probably a month ago, and it says, we have filed a police report with the local PD at the local station.

00:06:42.000 I'm really letting my hair grow out long.

00:06:44.000 what do you think?

00:06:45.000 And my beard.

00:06:49.000 Return the package now.

00:06:52.000 Like, the pressure's getting, like, the implication is that this guy is sweating and he's going, oh, fuck, I got the pigs on me.

00:07:00.000 Like, what do you think the police can do?

00:07:02.000 Even with cameras, people have cameras everywhere.

00:07:05.000 Say you have a good, clear shot of someone stealing an Amazon package from your porch, right?

00:07:11.000 What do you do with that?

00:07:12.000 Okay, you give it to the police.

00:07:14.000 Here's when it happened.

00:07:14.000 I have the exact time.

00:07:15.000 Here's a picture of the guy.

00:07:17.000 Okay, what do I do now?

00:07:19.000 Go door to door with the picture?

00:07:22.000 I mean, maybe if he's a serial offender and I've been on the beat, walking the beat for 30 years, maybe I'll recognize him?

00:07:32.000 Oh, that's Cletus.

00:07:33.000 I'd say the odds of that are one in 10,000.

00:07:38.000 So, like, what can people totally overestimate what the cops can do?

00:07:46.000 Anyway, let's dive right into it, shall we?

00:07:50.000 Oh, wait, no, I want to show the signs in the lobby.

00:07:52.000 Please only buzz in people you know Friday morning a naked homeless man discovered on third floor.

00:07:58.000 I'd like to clarify, this is not my apartment building.

00:08:01.000 Yes.

00:08:02.000 This is just your apartment building inspired this.

00:08:04.000 But this is New York City.

00:08:06.000 Kind of makes me miss living there for some strange reason.

00:08:09.000 What's the next one?

00:08:13.000 Stop smoking pot, cunt. 0.99

00:08:17.000 I like how he used a different color for cunt. 0.97

00:08:20.000 Yes.

00:08:20.000 What do you think happened there?

00:08:21.000 He did stop smoking pot?

00:08:22.000 Yeah, I think he did.

00:08:24.000 I think he wrote Stop Smoking Pot because you can see the pot is pretty low down.

00:08:29.000 So the implication is there that the note was done.

00:08:32.000 It's almost centered.

00:08:33.000 And I think it was actually a woman. 0.91

00:08:35.000 Men don't get mad if you write if you smoke pot.

00:08:38.000 It's an older lady who can smell it. 1.00

00:08:41.000 Although older ladies don't say cunt. 1.00

00:08:43.000 Hmm.

00:08:44.000 See, police work is difficult.

00:08:46.000 Maybe she was trying to sound younger.

00:08:48.000 I didn't want her to think it was me.

00:08:49.000 Oh, yeah.

00:08:51.000 I say cunt.

00:08:52.000 Yo, stop smoking pot, motherfucker.

00:08:56.000 What's the next one?

00:08:57.000 Free printer, possibly haunted, keeps printing random pictures of a half, I can't read that.

00:09:04.000 A pale-skinned woman with long dark hair.

00:09:07.000 Oh, like that Japanese movie, The Ring.

00:09:10.000 The Ringu. 0.59

00:09:12.000 Okay, that's cute.

00:09:13.000 What's next?

00:09:14.000 Attention, residents.

00:09:15.000 All of our apartments are keyed alike.

00:09:17.000 Landlord is ignoring this.

00:09:18.000 I just changed my locks, and you should too.

00:09:20.000 I will go around and put this notice on your pillow in one week because I can.

00:09:26.000 This one's weird.

00:09:28.000 So there's so much walking noises coming from your apartment.

00:09:31.000 Sounds like elephant walks.

00:09:34.000 Boom, boom, boom, boom.

00:09:35.000 Sometime up to 3 a.m.

00:09:37.000 Kindly, please walk gently.

00:09:38.000 And then they go, you have to start with your toes and go down.

00:09:42.000 They're telling you how to walk?

00:09:43.000 Yeah, how do you walk like that, though?

00:09:46.000 I heard a thing on Rogan where that's the right way to walk.

00:09:50.000 What?

00:09:50.000 That we're actually meant to, like, touch the toe first and then let the back collapse.

00:09:58.000 You know what it might be because of?

00:09:59.000 My footwear.

00:10:01.000 Yes, sir.

00:10:02.000 Probably my zebra crocs.

00:10:03.000 I'm so pumped to see those on you.

00:10:05.000 This was my Christmas present from.

00:10:07.000 I don't know if we could hear you so good.

00:10:11.000 I'm having some circulation problems, so I put them on as a joke, but I kept them on because they're keeping my Tootsie warm.

00:10:17.000 My Tootsies, I should say.

00:10:18.000 All of my Tootsies are warm now.

00:10:20.000 Do you get this thing where you have no circulation in your feet, and then you're also sort of sweating, so you have wet, cold toes?

00:10:27.000 It's very, very unpleasant.

00:10:29.000 Have you been wearing high or tight socks?

00:10:31.000 No.

00:10:32.000 Because I have that a lot.

00:10:33.000 My feet will get tingly and shitty.

00:10:35.000 Okay.

00:10:38.000 Are we done with the signs?

00:10:39.000 They sort of go with the hot dog taste test.

00:10:42.000 Tomatoes, mystery.

00:10:43.000 A bag of fresh tomatoes left at my door.

00:10:44.000 Text or call.

00:10:45.000 Tell me what else is in the bag.

00:10:47.000 Tomatoes are yours.

00:10:48.000 Okay.

00:10:48.000 Good drawing.

00:10:50.000 I lived here for two years and this is the fifth time my packages were lost.

00:10:53.000 I've seen them in here before I went to work.

00:10:55.000 Even though I'm unable to refund the missing patch because I'm able to refund.

00:10:59.000 I need to use them Saturday.

00:11:00.000 You can see a woman from demons will chase you and bring you their package. 1.00

00:11:04.000 See, this is the thing that all these have in common.

00:11:06.000 You're in New York City and you're naive enough to think that someone who steals packages has a conscience.

00:11:15.000 This is the problem with America.

00:11:17.000 We keep putting our brain into other people's brains.

00:11:22.000 Stop stealing our packages, put it back.

00:11:24.000 And then a Jamaican version, Dati John Kwa ina de building man.

00:11:28.000 In a nunid figan took walk and stopped the package dim.

00:11:35.000 Put back the ras package.

00:11:38.000 Dam after nobody ga on a nutin pe putin.

00:11:42.000 Okay, I don't know what that means.

00:11:43.000 I usually understand some of that.

00:11:46.000 Free bong?

00:11:47.000 Huh.

00:11:49.000 I have magical powers.

00:11:50.000 I do parties, large parties.

00:11:52.000 There's a guy at my gym who thinks he can heal people.

00:11:55.000 And the funny part is he walks like a complete gimp. 0.93

00:11:58.000 Like, why don't you focus that on you?

00:12:03.000 Charity begins at home.

00:12:06.000 What else?

00:12:07.000 Is that it?

00:12:09.000 Okay, let's jump to pics for a second here.

00:12:13.000 God is trying to kill Mark Maron's assistant, which I think is pretty mean.

00:12:18.000 No, that's the wrong one.

00:12:20.000 It's the first one of her.

00:12:22.000 She says, nope.

00:12:26.000 Yeah.

00:12:28.000 Man against abortion.

00:12:29.000 Men against abortion are just jealous.

00:12:31.000 They'll never know how good it feels to kill a baby.

00:12:34.000 And Mark Maron strikes me as the kind of guy who fucks his assistants.

00:12:37.000 And he just keeps going through them and going through them and saying, oh, I'm so messed up.

00:12:40.000 It's not you.

00:12:41.000 It's me.

00:12:41.000 My head.

00:12:42.000 I'll never quite figure it out.

00:12:43.000 And then he just like fires her or whatever and then gets a new one. 0.99

00:12:47.000 He's a disgusting pig.

00:12:48.000 He's like Harvey Weinstein, as far as I'm concerned.

00:12:52.000 So I guarantee you he was fucking her. 0.77

00:12:54.000 And she is the new feminist icon where they don't care about anything, right? 1.00

00:12:58.000 They just have abortions. 1.00

00:12:59.000 They fuck Their boss.

00:13:00.000 Sex doesn't mean anything.

00:13:02.000 This modern feminism is very convenient for dudes. 1.00

00:13:06.000 Dudes seem to get a lot of blowjobs. 1.00

00:13:08.000 They get a lot more blowjobs in feminism than they ever got in sexism. 1.00

00:13:13.000 I wonder why that is.

00:13:15.000 Let's see her.

00:13:18.000 Just used and abused.

00:13:21.000 Poor girl. 1.00

00:13:23.000 What have we done to our gals?

00:13:27.000 What was that last one?

00:13:30.000 Female Communion tells pro-life women they will never know the same drink. 0.50

00:13:35.000 Yeah.

00:13:36.000 Oh, she's just recycling that same offensive joke. 0.96

00:13:40.000 Oh, pro-life men.

00:13:41.000 Sorry, no, that's the same thing.

00:13:42.000 Okay, so where is she now? 0.95

00:13:45.000 Let's see what God thinks.

00:13:47.000 My old assistant, Ashley Barno, got hit.

00:13:49.000 Oh, sorry, I laughed.

00:13:49.000 Got hit by a car and needs more surgery on her brain.

00:13:53.000 She's a good comic, and I look forward to her making this funny.

00:13:56.000 Help out if you can.

00:13:58.000 Team Ashley Skull Fund.

00:14:01.000 So that's Teatable Nap.

00:14:03.000 Also in the news.

00:14:06.000 So I was quarantined last week.

00:14:08.000 That wasn't really a joke.

00:14:09.000 I mean, I still came to the studio because Ryan's life doesn't matter.

00:14:12.000 But I wasn't with my family.

00:14:14.000 I was up in the guest room.

00:14:16.000 And I hadn't been there for a while.

00:14:17.000 And so I organized it all and I cleaned up stuff.

00:14:20.000 And I set up a little theater, home theater, for the fam.

00:14:25.000 Because there's couches there.

00:14:27.000 And it's a little tiny projector.

00:14:30.000 It's this big.

00:14:31.000 And you plug it into your computer.

00:14:33.000 It hums away.

00:14:34.000 But if you put it down flat on something, it goes crazy because it's not breathing.

00:14:39.000 So I wanted to put on a little box.

00:14:42.000 And then I found it, because I used to have my studio in my house, I have a bunch of equipment and stuff, and I find this box that's the perfect size.

00:14:50.000 So I take out what is an audio interface and plop that down.

00:14:54.000 And then I cut a hole in it.

00:14:56.000 And then I put the projector on top so now it can breathe because the air is going into the hole and out the sides instead of just like on a desk.

00:15:05.000 So then I'm cleaning up.

00:15:07.000 There was a bunch of Christmas wrapping there because my wife wrapped the presents up in the guest room. 0.58

00:15:11.000 The kids never go up there.

00:15:13.000 And I'm throwing all the stuff away.

00:15:15.000 And then later on that night, I decided to have a fire.

00:15:18.000 Again, I'm all by myself, sequestered in another part of the room, my little salon where there's a fireplace.

00:15:23.000 And I told you about my bad circulation.

00:15:25.000 My toes, my feet feel cold.

00:15:27.000 So I go, ooh, nothing goes up like Christmas paper.

00:15:31.000 So I throw all the Christmas paper in there, put a log on top, a piece of cardboard, maybe it'll take if it's really dry wood.

00:15:37.000 And it's roaring.

00:15:38.000 And then I start hearing, come!

00:15:41.000 Come!

00:15:42.000 Come!

00:15:44.000 And I honestly can, like, I go, oh my, you're getting frisky.

00:15:48.000 And I honestly considered for a second that Antifa had broken into my house and had put some sort of like mini bombs in with our firewood.

00:15:58.000 And I thought, wow, that is the most creative attack in the history of attacks.

00:16:06.000 So they keep getting louder and louder.

00:16:09.000 And I text my wife because she wasn't going near me during that time.

00:16:11.000 So I text her, you're hearing these pops?

00:16:13.000 She's like, yeah, what is that?

00:16:14.000 Is that fireworks?

00:16:16.000 I thought, we haven't had fireworks around for like two years.

00:16:22.000 And it kept going.

00:16:23.000 Eventually the fire died down.

00:16:24.000 The log was done.

00:16:25.000 About four hours later, I discover this.

00:16:33.000 And I don't know what it is until I remember my box.

00:16:37.000 And then go to the other thing.

00:16:39.000 That's what I blowed up.

00:16:43.000 The Focus Right Scarlet Solo.

00:16:45.000 I have that same one.

00:16:46.000 Really?

00:16:47.000 What's it for?

00:16:48.000 It's like if you plug instruments or something you could plug into your computer or microphones or whatever for podcasting.

00:16:54.000 Oh.

00:16:56.000 So do we need that?

00:16:58.000 No.

00:16:58.000 When would we ever use that?

00:17:00.000 So you don't even know where you got it from.

00:17:02.000 No, it was when CR-TV was buying me a bunch of shit to build my studio.

00:17:06.000 Yeah, maybe for like podcasting or something or some alternate way.

00:17:09.000 So they were just buying equipment before knowing what they needed.

00:17:12.000 Maybe, yeah.

00:17:13.000 That's like a home setup type of thing.

00:17:15.000 Like you just plug it in your computer and on the go, you know?

00:17:18.000 Hmm.

00:17:18.000 We're on the go podcasting.

00:17:21.000 Okay.

00:17:22.000 Also in the funny news, Jake Tapper doesn't give a shit.

00:17:25.000 This is 1-3-0.

00:17:26.000 Jake Tapper doesn't give a shit about followers.

00:17:28.000 He's an adult.

00:17:29.000 Okay?

00:17:30.000 You know exactly how many followers you have?

00:17:33.000 So click on the left one.

00:17:35.000 Kind of gave away the joke already.

00:17:38.000 I would tell you how many followers I have.

00:17:40.000 I have lost, but I have no idea how many I had before because I'm an adult.

00:17:46.000 Oh, okay, Jake.

00:17:49.000 Oops.

00:17:51.000 29 followers until 100,000 who will be the lucky Hyundai.

00:17:56.000 These guys write the...

00:17:57.000 You know how we always used to joke, too, about, what was his name, Bob Acosta?

00:18:03.000 And how he keeps being a douche.

00:18:05.000 This isn't on the notes, but he keeps being a douche at meetings and press conferences and stuff because he wants his own show.

00:18:11.000 So he's just going to keep being an asshole and bothering anyone and being a megalomaniac until he gets his own show.

00:18:17.000 It works.

00:18:19.000 That's how you get a job at CNN.

00:18:21.000 You annoy the president enough.

00:18:24.000 So congratulations to Bob Acosta on your new hit show.

00:18:27.000 I'll be watching it on a daily basis.

00:18:30.000 At a later news conference with the Italian prime minister, do you feel betrayed by Michael Cohen, sir?

00:18:36.000 A question from CNN about his former personal attorney, Michael Cohen.

00:18:39.000 And no response.

00:18:41.000 Instead, the president unloaded in his usual safe space where there are no questions on Twitter, tweeting there was no and slamming the Russia investigation.

00:18:56.000 Biden was bitching about our no tolerance policy at the border.

00:19:02.000 So he's stupider than Jake Tapper, obviously, and Bob Acosta.

00:19:06.000 But he vows a thorough investigation into Trump officials for the border policy of no tolerance, zero tolerance.

00:19:14.000 This was instituted in pre-Obama days, before 2001, but it was heavily enjoyed by Obama and thoroughly used.

00:19:25.000 People don't get that.

00:19:26.000 Obama was actually kind of strict on immigration.

00:19:28.000 In fact, during his tenure, he built the cages, and during his tenure, I think for a while we had a net loss of immigrants.

00:19:35.000 There was more people going back from Mexico.

00:19:38.000 Maybe he was better at it than Trump with his pathetic 200 miles on the border.

00:19:45.000 Yeah, so there he is declaring an investigation into what is essentially an Obama policy.

00:19:50.000 And my last bit of fun news before we get heavy is Claudia Conway is a nightmare. 1.00

00:19:56.000 Kellyanne Conway's daughter, you need to check out her TikTok.

00:20:00.000 It is grim.

00:20:01.000 Turn it up.

00:20:06.000 Well, Joe Biden is my president.

00:20:08.000 It's time to get crump.

00:20:09.000 So I guess I'll just piss on Donald Trump.

00:20:12.000 Piss on Donald Trump. 0.96

00:20:14.000 Piss on Donald Trump. 0.96

00:20:15.000 Joe Biden.

00:20:16.000 Well, Joe Biden.

00:20:17.000 There's so many of these where she says she talks about her parents' relationship falling apart.

00:20:24.000 Oh, wow.

00:20:25.000 Wait, that's not it.

00:20:26.000 Well, Joe Biden.

00:20:28.000 Just click on her other ones. 0.99

00:20:33.000 Wait, what's up?

00:20:34.000 My dad dipping this morning, says he.

00:20:36.000 Oh, here we go.

00:20:39.000 My dad dipping this morning, saying he wants something to do with us the news tonight.

00:20:46.000 Late Black Lives Matter thing. 0.70

00:20:48.000 Oh, wow, yeah.

00:20:48.000 You know what I bet is going on with her?

00:20:51.000 I bet she's being totally ostracized by her friends because she's Kellyanne Conway's daughter. 0.99

00:20:55.000 So this is her getting revenge in order to save her social life, and Kellyanne Conway is just taking it on the chin. 0.93

00:21:07.000 Little bank, but that's okay.

00:21:09.000 That's a small ass with the kids today?

00:21:12.000 That's a normal side.

00:21:13.000 That's not a stunning body.

00:21:14.000 That's bad.

00:21:16.000 If it's that at this age.

00:21:18.000 So there she is implying that Jeff Bezos and Kellyancame are having an affair.

00:21:23.000 Like it's become a news source.

00:21:28.000 All right.

00:21:29.000 That's enough fun dipping.

00:21:31.000 Are you ready to get serious?

00:21:33.000 My ends?

00:21:35.000 Capital Siege, Spurs Tech Bigs, one-sided ban, free speech left out.

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00:21:43.000 Sign up.

00:21:44.000 If you go to Parlor Now, I checked it.

00:21:46.000 It was still up at midnight, but I checked it at 3 a.m.

00:21:50.000 Because I don't sleep very well.

00:21:52.000 And not only is it dead, but you can't see your old parlors.

00:21:56.000 And judging by the way John is talking, I don't see this coming back.

00:22:00.000 Once you're declared a pariah, it's very hard to recover.

00:22:04.000 And pariah status includes like your daughter's tutor finding a contractor, getting on a plane.

00:22:17.000 These people who are at the Capitol Siege are having trouble getting home.

00:22:19.000 They're on no fly lists.

00:22:21.000 JPMorgan is saying they won't bank with anyone remotely associated with Proud Boys.

00:22:26.000 So once you get this scarlet letter, and I'm not using the fucking Judah star, we really got to get away from Nazi analogies, please.

00:22:35.000 We are in an analogy deficit.

00:22:38.000 It's analogy fascism is what it is.

00:22:41.000 It's literally Hitler. 0.86

00:22:43.000 We're so bad at analogies, it's basically like Hitler. 0.84

00:22:46.000 Nazis.

00:22:47.000 I've had enough.

00:22:49.000 But anyway, this Scarlet Letter, once you get it, like, this is new to me.

00:22:53.000 I bet Ryan Rivera would have trouble.

00:22:56.000 Say someone tried to sue him for being a fag. 1.00

00:22:59.000 What?

00:23:00.000 I bet he would have trouble finding a lawyer.

00:23:02.000 I would sue them for slander.

00:23:04.000 Oh, so being gay is bad? 0.70

00:23:06.000 I'm suing you right now for homophobia.

00:23:08.000 I'm not being gay, but it's incorrect.

00:23:11.000 That's new to me.

00:23:12.000 And the thing I always say to that is, didn't Jeffrey Dahmer have a lawyer?

00:23:16.000 Why is it hard for conservatives to get a lawyer?

00:23:19.000 Who cares what the case is?

00:23:20.000 Guilty or innocent?

00:23:22.000 I think, and this makes me puke to say, but I think a pedophile should get a lawyer in a case.

00:23:27.000 You know why?

00:23:28.000 Because I want to make sure you got the right guy.

00:23:33.000 In the case of Mercedes Carrera, they didn't.

00:23:36.000 Anyway, check out 1-2.

00:23:38.000 I think this is John talking about it.

00:23:40.000 And it used to be Tuesday they were coming back.

00:23:43.000 Now it's a week for them to come back.

00:23:45.000 A lot of people are saying, I just had a friend say, go to Gab.

00:23:49.000 Gab was built from the ground up with no millionaire's help.

00:23:52.000 And Parler still was naive enough to think they could work with big tech.

00:23:57.000 So fuck them, she said.

00:24:01.000 They all worked together to make sure at the same time we would lose access to not only our apps, but they're actually shutting all of our servers off tonight, off the internet.

00:24:12.000 So they've made an attempt to not only kill the apps, but to actually destroy the entire company.

00:24:19.000 And it's not just these three companies.

00:24:21.000 Every vendor, from text message services to email providers to our lawyers, all pitched us too on the same day.

00:24:32.000 And we're going to try our best to get back online as quickly as possible, but we're having a lot of trouble because every vendor we talk to says they won't work with us because if Apple doesn't approve and Google doesn't approve, they won't.

00:24:46.000 Amazon is the largest cloud storage vendor in the world, and we use them to host our servers, hundreds of servers.

00:24:54.000 And they gave us basically, they said, you have 24 hours to get all your data and to find new servers.

00:25:00.000 So where are you going to find 300 to 500 servers in a 24-hour window?

00:25:04.000 And how can you send all of the data from everybody out to them in a 24-hour period?

00:25:09.000 It's an impossible feat.

00:25:12.000 We're going to handle as best we can to get back online as quickly as possible.

00:25:15.000 But there's just some things that are almost basically impossible.

00:25:20.000 I will never financially recover from this.

00:25:24.000 You can tell in his voice that he appears to have lost hope.

00:25:28.000 I mean, my gut says the only hope is to start 100% from scratch.

00:25:35.000 So, you know, you and I would have eight followers and just keep climbing back up.

00:25:40.000 I had 13,000 there.

00:25:41.000 I didn't even know about it.

00:25:42.000 Did you?

00:25:42.000 Yeah, I hardly went on parlor.

00:25:44.000 I feel bad now.

00:25:45.000 I had a quarter mil.

00:25:47.000 I think that's as many as I had on Twitter.

00:25:48.000 Right.

00:25:49.000 But I know I sound like a megalomaniac, but I honestly think me constantly defending the Proud Boys and specifically that clip I put up with Noble Beard where I said, please don't go on January 6th.

00:26:03.000 And he said, we're not.

00:26:05.000 We're going to regroup.

00:26:07.000 This isn't something we should be at.

00:26:09.000 That refutes the Proud Boys Storm the Capital myth.

00:26:14.000 And the only one that was there was Nick.

00:26:18.000 So that's not good.

00:26:18.000 That's not the way modern America works.

00:26:20.000 The way modern America works is you come up with an absurd narrative, and then you censor anyone who tries to point out that that's an absurd narrative.

00:26:27.000 It's much easier than going back and forth and getting to the truth.

00:26:31.000 But that's what we're still going to do on this show.

00:26:34.000 Try to get to the truth.

00:26:36.000 Because never stop fighting is the last line of every episode.

00:26:41.000 But look at this headline for a sec.

00:26:43.000 Capitol Siege spurs Tech Biggs one-sided ban, Free Speech Left Out.

00:26:48.000 Okay?

00:26:49.000 The implication there, which is accepted as fact amongst normies, is that Parlor was used to plan a siege on the Capitol.

00:26:57.000 We all saw what happened.

00:26:59.000 It looked spontaneous to me.

00:27:02.000 It looked like it was started by Antifa plants and pissed off Redneck said, you know what?

00:27:07.000 Fuck it.

00:27:08.000 Let's take a page out of Antifa's book.

00:27:11.000 Yes, we're in.

00:27:12.000 And Antifa went, really?

00:27:14.000 Okay, we're just going to break a few windows, but you're serious?

00:27:17.000 Oh, yeah, we're serious.

00:27:18.000 I mean, look at the footage.

00:27:20.000 Did that look like something that was planned?

00:27:22.000 Did you see the pic of the old lady?

00:27:24.000 She looks like she's like 82.

00:27:25.000 I think she has a lollipop. 0.73

00:27:28.000 One lady had an onion. 1.00

00:27:29.000 Giggling.

00:27:30.000 Old lady Capitol. 1.00

00:27:32.000 Was that the onion?

00:27:34.000 No, asshole.

00:27:36.000 Like, does this look like a plan?

00:27:38.000 I plan to storm the Capitol at 86, and then I'm just going to stand there and pose with a photo, or the guy who's sitting at Nancy Pelosi's desk.

00:27:45.000 Was that a plan?

00:27:46.000 Or the guy with the horns who ended up going...

00:27:49.000 The guy who stole the podium.

00:27:50.000 Nancy Pelosi's podium.

00:27:51.000 Does that sound like a plan?

00:27:53.000 Yeah, there she is. 1.00

00:27:54.000 That's one of the many pictures of her.

00:28:01.000 Wait a minute.

00:28:01.000 What is that saying?

00:28:02.000 Because that was photoshopped, I think, right?

00:28:04.000 Yeah, this is a meme.

00:28:08.000 But what are they saying?

00:28:12.000 See, the other one says, friend, I guess you could use a little social interaction during Capitol Hill Raid.

00:28:16.000 Next day, introvert me.

00:28:18.000 She's over to the left.

00:28:20.000 That's the original picture, though, right?

00:28:21.000 Yeah, I think it is.

00:28:22.000 People just focus on that slice.

00:28:23.000 Go back to it.

00:28:24.000 So does this look like a planned insurrection that was planned on Parlor?

00:28:28.000 Not that one, but the one you just.

00:28:30.000 This is a slow-ass site.

00:28:31.000 Yeah.

00:28:32.000 See?

00:28:33.000 What are you doing?

00:28:34.000 I click a thing, and it takes that long.

00:28:38.000 It doesn't look like that to me.

00:28:40.000 Am I crazy?

00:28:41.000 They're meandering.

00:28:42.000 All right, so let's jump to the narrative here.

00:28:44.000 Shall we, Trump?

00:28:45.000 I will build a great, great wall.

00:28:49.000 He's done.

00:28:50.000 And then also this.

00:28:55.000 That's also very fishy.

00:28:57.000 There's several little factors to this, but let's focus on the normie narrative that everyone is pushing, including the Terminator.

00:29:03.000 Ready?

00:29:04.000 The narrative is as follows.

00:29:06.000 Trump told the white supremacist hate group Prowboys to, quote-unquote, stand by until after the election.

00:29:12.000 Then he called on them to storm the Capitol.

00:29:14.000 They did, and people died, including a cop.

00:29:17.000 The cops did nothing because we live in a white supremacist society.

00:29:21.000 Like, just like this narrative, the narratives never seem even close to the truth.

00:29:26.000 Like, if you're going to fuck with people and do propaganda, take the truth and then just fart it over a little bit to your direction.

00:29:35.000 Here's the truth.

00:29:37.000 Trump told the men's club Proud Boys to stand down.

00:29:41.000 He said it in a weird way.

00:29:42.000 He said, stand block and stand by.

00:29:45.000 We all know he meant stand down.

00:29:47.000 He didn't call on anyone to storm anything, but simply tweeted, it's going to be wild.

00:29:52.000 That's what everyone's taking as a fact, that he said, storm the Capitol.

00:29:58.000 That's why they want to impeach him.

00:30:00.000 It's going to be wild?

00:30:01.000 That means storm the Capitol?

00:30:03.000 What babble fish converts sentence A to sentence B?

00:30:07.000 Yes, people died, but 35 people have died in Antifa riots so far, including many cops.

00:30:14.000 The cops appear to do nothing at the Capitol thing, and there are a million theories why.

00:30:19.000 Proud Boys refused to attend the event as a group.

00:30:23.000 There were some civilians there, but they were there as civilians.

00:30:26.000 Nick Ox, for example, was reporting.

00:30:29.000 And then I talk about how I knew it was going to be a shit show because of what's been happening so far.

00:30:34.000 So I believe that I got Parlor banned because I conflicted this narrative.

00:30:38.000 And I know this sounds like I'm being a megalomaniac, but keep in mind that Alex Jones was banned after having me on.

00:30:43.000 Laura Loomer was banned after supporting me.

00:30:46.000 John Rogan almost lost his Spotify deal because of me.

00:30:48.000 Anthony Kumeo almost lost his player.

00:30:52.000 He did lose a deal with a new video player because he refused to delete my videos.

00:30:56.000 I am toxicity.

00:30:59.000 And now I'm banned from Cameo.

00:31:01.000 1-6.

00:31:03.000 The argument here for this banning me from Cameo is, I started the Proud Boys.

00:31:09.000 They stormed the Capitol.

00:31:10.000 So you can't be against the Capitol riot and have me as a member of Cameo.

00:31:15.000 Now, this is ironic because it's written by this beta palm British loser named Joseph Cox.

00:31:23.000 And he's working at a place I started.

00:31:25.000 I thought anything that I start is verboten.

00:31:29.000 And I toxify whatever I started.

00:31:33.000 So doesn't that mean you shouldn't be working at this evil company called Vice?

00:31:37.000 But anyway, he goes, yeah, he says the CEO spoke out against it, but then they still have Gavin McInnes there.

00:31:48.000 And then I got an email shortly after from Cameo that said, we wanted to let you know your profile has been flagged for a violation of our terms of service as per our enforcement policies.

00:31:56.000 We are suspending your Cameo account, including your profile page, for the duration of the team's investigation.

00:32:01.000 See, this is a big bureaucrat thing you do.

00:32:04.000 You don't say you're banned, because then anger writes checks, and checks go to lawyers.

00:32:10.000 If you just say we're investigating it, the guy calms down.

00:32:14.000 He's not mad anymore.

00:32:15.000 And then he slowly fades into it.

00:32:17.000 This is the key to a good bureaucracy is to never be solid and convicted.

00:32:22.000 Don't have convictions.

00:32:24.000 Just sort of milquetoast everything away, which is what Joseph Cox's personality is like.

00:32:29.000 Remember I said Jared Holt is a glass of water with three drops of milk in it.

00:32:33.000 That's what all these people are like.

00:32:34.000 Just know, like, this is where I stand.

00:32:36.000 This is what I believe.

00:32:38.000 Fuck you.

00:32:39.000 Let's argue.

00:32:40.000 It's like, no, I don't.

00:32:42.000 That guy did something over there.

00:32:45.000 Maybe he should do something from his keyboard.

00:32:48.000 Just sitting on his ass looking at computer screens, coming up with philosophies on how the world should be one.

00:32:53.000 Run.

00:32:55.000 Look at him.

00:32:56.000 Issue with large, unredacted dumps and uncurated dumps is that there's a lot of space for people to interpret the data in their own ways.

00:33:05.000 As in with the DNC email leaks, we had this Pizzagate conspiracy where people were reading into it themselves.

00:33:11.000 And so he's a journalist against information.

00:33:15.000 Is that interesting?

00:33:16.000 There's a real danger of amplifying to supply information.

00:33:20.000 What it should do is it should go through the journalists first.

00:33:28.000 What a dork.

00:33:29.000 And here's the funny thing about it.

00:33:31.000 He thinks he's some sort of savior, you know, protecting the world from evil.

00:33:36.000 And he just cut off a major source of cash for Liberty Kinsman, Justice for Liberty.

00:33:42.000 That's how I got money to her. 1.00

00:33:43.000 That's how she bought Christmas presents.

00:33:45.000 I didn't take a penny of it.

00:33:47.000 In fact, the money, my cameo account was linked to her bank.

00:33:50.000 I didn't even see it.

00:33:52.000 And that little baby now can't have toys because Joseph Cox decided to save the day.

00:34:00.000 Wow.

00:34:04.000 Also, this ridiculous narrative that Proud Boys were responsible for the Capitol coup.

00:34:08.000 Neither Proud Boys nor Trump nor Parler was responsible for this, and all three are being punished.

00:34:15.000 So there's a petition here that has 500,000, almost 500,000 thing.

00:34:21.000 Petition urging Proud Boys be listed as terrorist organization.

00:34:24.000 It's 400,000.

00:34:25.000 You should see the guy doing this petition.

00:34:28.000 Look at him.

00:34:29.000 He's like a trans person of color. 0.91

00:34:31.000 And his YouTube page, that's what he looks like.

00:34:35.000 His YouTube page is just like songs that I like.

00:34:38.000 He's a makeup artist.

00:34:39.000 He's a gay, trans, black person of color, makeup artist.

00:34:43.000 And so he hates the Prow Boys because he thinks they're against him.

00:34:45.000 I know this isn't what you want.

00:34:47.000 And I'm sorry.

00:34:48.000 And obviously, Prowl Boys have never said anything about trans people of color, but they sense that this group isn't enthusiastic about them or as enthusiastic as everyone else is.

00:34:59.000 Therefore, they're the enemy and must be shut down.

00:35:01.000 That's where we're at now.

00:35:02.000 If you're not enthusiastic about my freakishness and you don't want to jump on board every little thing I come up with, like multiple bathrooms, then fuck you.

00:35:10.000 You need to die, you Nazi pig. 0.98

00:35:13.000 I'm not exaggerating.

00:35:16.000 AMSMR?

00:35:18.000 You know what I saw the other day?

00:35:19.000 What did you see the other day?

00:35:22.000 There's a petition to have a security guard with a blue lives, like the blue streak.

00:35:28.000 He has a face mask with a blue black line.

00:35:31.000 And they want to remove him because there's people that are LGBTQ on campus.

00:35:35.000 And that's offensive.

00:35:36.000 What about gay cops?

00:35:38.000 The mask says cops lives matter.

00:35:41.000 That includes gay cops. 0.92

00:35:43.000 Most female cops are lesbians. 1.00

00:35:45.000 True.

00:35:46.000 At least what I'm...

00:35:47.000 Let's say a very disproportionate number.

00:35:49.000 All right, so let's look at his petition.

00:35:52.000 It's got a lot to say.

00:35:55.000 Sorry, it's 2-1.

00:35:57.000 Now, the first thing I noticed about this is there's no Proud Boys in the picture.

00:36:00.000 Not one.

00:36:01.000 So that goes back to what I was saying about the narrative.

00:36:04.000 I actually signed it this morning.

00:36:06.000 No.

00:36:07.000 Yeah, because I wanted to be able to leave a comment.

00:36:09.000 Oh, yeah.

00:36:10.000 And the only way you can do that is if you're part of the group.

00:36:13.000 And I fucked up.

00:36:14.000 I didn't get to leave it right.

00:36:15.000 So I actually signed it twice with two different emails.

00:36:18.000 So I'm part of the problem.

00:36:19.000 But anyway, those guys are not Proud Boys.

00:36:21.000 Number one.

00:36:22.000 And it just shows you this narrative that Proud Boys stormed the Capitol building using Parlor as their tool.

00:36:28.000 And the mind-splitting irony is Parlor is banned because I used Parlor to prove exactly the opposite that Proud Boys are against it.

00:36:39.000 That's why I think Parlor was banned.

00:36:41.000 Because it wasn't used by Proud Boys to organize the storming of the Capitol.

00:36:46.000 It was used by the guy who started it to point out that they're not doing that.

00:36:50.000 And that hurts the narrative.

00:36:51.000 Can you, is your mind exploding right now with the mega macro irony?

00:36:57.000 What do you call that again?

00:37:00.000 Micro, mega, it's a thing and a thing?

00:37:03.000 Of course, Brian will.

00:37:04.000 Microcosm?

00:37:06.000 Macrocosm?

00:37:07.000 Shut up. 0.95

00:37:10.000 Meta?

00:37:11.000 Meta.

00:37:11.000 Yeah, I think meta is what I was going for.

00:37:13.000 Okay, so number one, that's not Proud Boys in the picture.

00:37:16.000 Shouldn't it be Proud Boys in the picture?

00:37:17.000 Shouldn't you have a picture of Proud Boys there?

00:37:20.000 You could have a picture of Nick there.

00:37:22.000 He's a Proud Boy.

00:37:23.000 He was there.

00:37:24.000 But it's just pictures of him smoking a cigarette.

00:37:26.000 It doesn't look quite as scary as this bullshit.

00:37:29.000 Number two, in the reasoning for me, of course, the tranny is worried about my tranny quotes. 0.92

00:37:34.000 And they say, I said, we need more violence from the left.

00:37:36.000 Choke a tranny. 1.00

00:37:37.000 Choke a bitch. 1.00

00:37:38.000 Put your finger around her.

00:37:39.000 It's windpipe.

00:37:40.000 Something like that.

00:37:41.000 I did say that.

00:37:43.000 Here's the context.

00:37:45.000 There were these Antifa in New York City pretending to be trannies. 1.00

00:37:50.000 And we were watching it on the show.

00:37:53.000 It was very angering because it was Normie MAGA people at a rally.

00:37:56.000 And Antifa were going up to them and horking and spitting in their face.

00:38:05.000 You could see phlegm on their face.

00:38:07.000 And these MAGA guys were just going, wait, is that it?

00:38:11.000 That second one?

00:38:12.000 Yeah.

00:38:12.000 It looks like it.

00:38:15.000 2017?

00:38:20.000 Nice look, dude.

00:38:21.000 Come on, Uno.

00:38:23.000 Uno, you use a thumbnail of something that wasn't there.

00:38:25.000 Oh, what a Dorcasaurus Rex.

00:38:30.000 Anyway, she's spitting on them, and then they would just go, oh, with the spit, and then they go, you can't hit me.

00:38:35.000 I'm a woman.

00:38:36.000 I'm a woman.

00:38:36.000 I'm trans.

00:38:38.000 And then the mega people were just like, security, security, please.

00:38:43.000 As they got horked on.

00:38:45.000 So in that context, I was saying, fight back.

00:38:48.000 Don't go for their tranny bullshit. 1.00

00:38:49.000 It's a lie.

00:38:51.000 But that was taken out of context.

00:38:52.000 And now the implication is that I'm just like, roam the streets.

00:38:56.000 See a tranny chokeum. 1.00

00:38:58.000 Which is like such a Cartoon gargamel version of a dude.

00:39:04.000 People don't talk like that.

00:39:06.000 Not even Fred Phelps or, you know, total homophobes.

00:39:10.000 Like Nazis, even like Nazi skinheads, they're more like, god damn it, we don't want these blanks in our neighborhood kind of thing. 1.00

00:39:18.000 They don't be like, go out on the streets, find one, choke him, choke his neck.

00:39:26.000 So that person's living in a cartoon, but that's Clown World.

00:39:31.000 And then point three, in that petition, they talk about how they were at Unite the Right.

00:39:39.000 No, there was like three guys who were booted for being there.

00:39:41.000 No Proud Boys were in the Tiki Torch thing.

00:39:44.000 Enrique was reporting on it.

00:39:45.000 He was filming it.

00:39:48.000 Charlottesville was a lie.

00:39:50.000 It purported to be about statues.

00:39:51.000 But then they talk about some other rally where members of some white supremacist group, like the Workers' People's Project or something, were seen marching with Proud Boys.

00:40:01.000 Okay, let's assume that's true, just for the sake of argument.

00:40:04.000 How are you now responsible for everyone next to you?

00:40:08.000 You're walking in a mob.

00:40:09.000 Antifa's trying to kill you, by the way, right over there.

00:40:11.000 And you have to know the political affiliations of everyone else in this crowd?

00:40:16.000 Meanwhile, Antifa does know the political affiliations of everyone in that crowd, and they want to burn America to the ground.

00:40:23.000 And they use violence to achieve those means.

00:40:26.000 They say no borders, no wall, no USA at all.

00:40:28.000 Those are political aspirations, and they use violence to achieve those.

00:40:33.000 Dictionary definition of a terrorist organization.

00:40:36.000 You keep hearing that they are declared a terrorist organization, and then you hear they're not.

00:40:41.000 Are they?

00:40:42.000 Or is it in certain jurisdictions?

00:40:45.000 I think that...

00:40:46.000 Well, I think that.

00:40:47.000 We're not peers here.

00:40:48.000 Because I heard.

00:40:49.000 So, Ryan, you work here.

00:40:51.000 So it's not like Gav and Rai think about stuff.

00:40:55.000 I have no respect for your brain.

00:40:57.000 No.

00:40:58.000 You just work here as a researcher.

00:40:59.000 So when I ask you something, I don't want you to go, yeah, I think it's probably some areas.

00:41:04.000 You're called detective shitty because you're always wrong.

00:41:06.000 So while I'm asking this, the second a question comes out my mouth, you look up, are Antifa listed as a domestic torture?

00:41:13.000 Trump orders Pompeo to consider banning Antifa members.

00:41:16.000 That's not good enough.

00:41:17.000 It's all this consideration, but I never see concrete like they are.

00:41:24.000 Anyway, like there was another guy who had a t-shirt.

00:41:26.000 He was near a Proud Boy and it said 6MWE, an acronym no one's ever heard of before.

00:41:32.000 Nobody.

00:41:33.000 And apparently it means $6 million wasn't enough.

00:41:35.000 It's a Nazi shirt.

00:41:37.000 And because he was standing next to a Proud Boy, they're calling that a Proud Boy's slogan.

00:41:41.000 Like, it's like crowbar.

00:41:44.000 Yeah, this I remember that like certain states.

00:41:46.000 Oh, yeah, New Jersey, yeah.

00:41:48.000 So they are in New Jersey.

00:41:49.000 So they crowbar in all this Nazi stuff into a multiracial, pro-Jewish group that has tons of Jews in it. 0.59

00:41:57.000 Conversely, they go to Antifa and say, you can do no wrong.

00:42:02.000 Even as Antifa says, Israel should be annihilated.

00:42:06.000 You even have Herets in Israel with Antifa journalists.

00:42:12.000 And I'm like, hey, Haretz.

00:42:13.000 You know Antifa's official stance on Israel, right?

00:42:16.000 It's Palestine.

00:42:18.000 They don't have any respect for this country.

00:42:20.000 Conservatives do.

00:42:21.000 Christians do.

00:42:22.000 The ones you hate do.

00:42:23.000 But you're siding with Antifa because you're an ethnomasochist.

00:42:29.000 And then also in Canada, they were pushing for Prow Boys to be a terrorist organization.

00:42:35.000 That's 2-2.

00:42:37.000 Oh, we forgot to do the Prow Boys intro for all this.

00:42:42.000 Frigonomics.

00:42:45.000 Ways listing Prow Boys as a terrorist group.

00:42:47.000 And then according to my alma mater Vice, they have already come back with a verdict.

00:42:52.000 And it's, well, they are racist, but this is 2-3.

00:42:58.000 They are racist, but what are you fucking doing?

00:43:00.000 2-3 is a number.

00:43:01.000 That's a link, not a picture.

00:43:07.000 They are white supremacist, but we're not going to designate them as terrorists.

00:43:13.000 They are advancing misogynistic white supremacist beliefs.

00:43:16.000 Who said that?

00:43:18.000 Like, can you not prove it?

00:43:19.000 That's the problem with all this fake shit.

00:43:23.000 No one has to back it up.

00:43:24.000 For example, I was listening to Howard Stern, and he was talking about the noose that was outside the Capitol.

00:43:29.000 And he goes, we're not stupid.

00:43:30.000 We know what a noose means.

00:43:32.000 That's directed to black people. 0.73

00:43:34.000 What?

00:43:35.000 Like, they just say shit that sounds good.

00:43:38.000 Yes, if a black family moves into a white neighborhood and there's a noose on their front door, yes, that is clearly a racist gesture. 0.92

00:43:48.000 In the political sphere, outside a government building, it's clearly going back to various revolutions in the Western world, not just in America, but in Britain, where they would hang the politicians.

00:44:00.000 That's what everyone was saying, too, on the far right.

00:44:02.000 They were saying, hang them all, hang the politicians.

00:44:06.000 So it was clearly, and they clearly never intended to literally hang politicians.

00:44:10.000 It was clearly a gesture that was meant to say, I fucking hate politicians.

00:44:13.000 What are you doing right now?

00:44:17.000 Oh.

00:44:19.000 Yeah, Slate's take, I'm sure.

00:44:21.000 I told you the New York Times journalist hung up on me when I compared the New York Times to Slate and said, gray lady down. 0.89

00:44:27.000 And he goes, we're done.

00:44:30.000 Meanwhile, so he can't take a grain of sand of abuse about the New York Times.

00:44:35.000 Meanwhile, all we do is get beaches, entire beaches of sand dumped on us of abuse.

00:44:40.000 And we just go, oh, for fuck's sake.

00:44:42.000 So, yeah, the Terminator is running with this narrative, and he's going even further.

00:44:48.000 He said the storming of the Capitol was like Kristallnacht.

00:44:51.000 Kristallnacht was when they smashed all the businesses of Jewish-owned businesses. 1.00

00:44:56.000 I believe it was in Berlin.

00:44:58.000 And there was just glass everywhere.

00:44:59.000 So they called it Kristallnite, as in like shards of glass, crystals everywhere.

00:45:04.000 The Knight of the Broken Glass.

00:45:07.000 Go ahead.

00:45:09.000 Keep going till you find it.

00:45:10.000 Yep.

00:45:12.000 It was long, too.

00:45:20.000 Okay, jump ahead of my friends around the world about the events of Friday.

00:45:23.000 There's an old tweet.

00:45:26.000 But what are we to make of those elected officials who have enabled Islam?

00:45:30.000 Our country was founded.

00:45:33.000 Now, I grew up in the ruins of a country that suffered the loss of its democracy.

00:45:38.000 Yeah, Chris was your Nazi dad. 0.59

00:45:42.000 His dad was in the SS.

00:45:43.000 Yes, he was.

00:45:44.000 And he said he admired Hitler. 0.54

00:45:46.000 He said, I was always so.

00:45:48.000 I'm trying to like Werner Würzburg.

00:45:50.000 I always admired Hitler the way that he could. 0.98

00:45:54.000 I can't do it, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

00:45:55.000 It's the easiest imitation there is to do.

00:45:57.000 I always admired.

00:45:59.000 Well, I'm not going to say it because I don't want to be taken out of context.

00:46:01.000 Well, it won't be taken out of context if you're using an accent of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

00:46:06.000 True.

00:46:07.000 I always admired Hitler the way he could do an exciting speech to 40,000 people. 0.94

00:46:15.000 I always wanted to be like that.

00:46:17.000 Arnold Schwarzenegger said that when he was a young man.

00:46:19.000 And then also, he's sitting here telling us how to live and how important it is to be a noble person.

00:46:23.000 You fucked your pug-ugly maid and made a baby with her. 1.00

00:46:29.000 And you're sitting there with your fuck literally on a throne telling us that we're evil and wrong.

00:46:35.000 The son of a Nazi who admired Hitler and destroyed his family. 0.84

00:46:41.000 Growing up, I was surrounded by broken men drinking away their guilt over their participation in the most evil regime in history.

00:46:50.000 Not all of them were rapid anti-Semites or Nazis.

00:46:54.000 Many of them just a little bit.

00:46:56.000 Step by step down the road.

00:46:58.000 He's getting into the Proud Boys.

00:47:02.000 Oh, you mentioned Proud Boys in the beginning?

00:47:04.000 Yes.

00:47:04.000 Oh, in the beginning?

00:47:12.000 As an immigrant to this country, I would like to say a few words to my fellow Americans and to our friends around the world about the events of recent days.

00:47:20.000 Maybe we should have time-stamped it.

00:47:21.000 I thought it was a short dude.

00:47:23.000 I don't even know how you could do it.

00:47:26.000 Or the night of broken glass.

00:47:28.000 Here, kill me.

00:47:29.000 It was a night of rampage against the Jews carried out in 1938 at the Nazi equivalent of the Proud Boys.

00:47:38.000 Wayne's unbelievable.

00:47:41.000 It's just unreal.

00:47:42.000 Like, I'm rarely shocked these days.

00:47:44.000 But when I saw that late about midnight last night, I just went.

00:47:47.000 Yeah, me too.

00:47:48.000 I saw that last night.

00:47:52.000 The Nazi equivalent. 0.84

00:47:53.000 Wait a minute.

00:47:54.000 In that analogy, the Proud Boys are worse than Nazis.

00:47:58.000 Like the Nazi equivalent. 0.80

00:48:00.000 Equivalent.

00:48:02.000 Wow.

00:48:04.000 So that's why we chose that terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger song.

00:48:07.000 Great song.

00:48:08.000 But speaking of the lamest analogies in the world, Judge Danine is using that analogy on our side now, talking about how deplatforming John Matzy and removing Parler, that was like Kristallnacht.

00:48:25.000 Anything you don't like is Kristallnacht.

00:48:27.000 Can we move on, please?

00:48:28.000 There's so much better analogies.

00:48:30.000 And Stalinism is replete with perfect analogies of this. 0.63

00:48:35.000 Bolsheviks, communism, Russia, Soviet Union, that's great.

00:48:39.000 It's got it all.

00:48:40.000 The Nazis thing, yes, it was the worst thing around. 0.99

00:48:45.000 But communism killed 80 million people, or Mao killed 80 million people.

00:48:50.000 Communism killed well over 100 million.

00:48:52.000 If we're looking at bad things, let's focus on that.

00:48:54.000 I'm not defending Nazis, obviously.

00:49:00.000 This analogy is getting so tedious.

00:49:01.000 It's juvenile, really.

00:49:04.000 Good morning.

00:49:05.000 Good morning.

00:49:05.000 What's your reaction to that?

00:49:06.000 I don't know.

00:49:08.000 The boogeyman.

00:49:10.000 Good morning.

00:49:10.000 What's your reaction to that?

00:49:12.000 Parlor, shut down. 1.00

00:49:16.000 Well, look, they gave us a taste of this pre-election when they suppressed the Hunter Biden story.

00:49:22.000 And now that they've won, what we're seeing is the kind of censorship that is akin to a Kristallnach, where they decide what we can communicate about.

00:49:32.000 You know, let's bring in Judge Shanine Piracy. 0.99

00:49:35.000 Kristallnacht was about shattering Jewish businesses and preventing them from earning a living, starving them to death in that sense, cutting off their food supply, their ability to live. 0.53

00:49:48.000 But this is your ability to communicate.

00:49:51.000 So there's much better analogies with book burning and stuff like that.

00:49:55.000 The Max public house, again, I'm not using a Nazi analogy, but if you had to at gunpoint, then businesses being unable to do their business, like Max Public House getting shut down for COVID, that's a much better crystal-knocked analogy.

00:50:08.000 Or Antifa were putting up these signs saying we don't serve proud boys, just like the Nazis would put up signs saying this is a Jewish establishment.

00:50:16.000 Those are better analogies.

00:50:17.000 Come on, guys.

00:50:19.000 They're all a bunch of Nazis, and that's what you got to do. 0.94

00:50:24.000 Here's the best.

00:50:25.000 Here's a good analogy.

00:50:26.000 Here's how to do analogies.

00:50:27.000 People say, why did they destroy the Capitol?

00:50:29.000 What were they hoping to achieve?

00:50:31.000 And I said, they were hoping to improve the system and help the government about as much as Animal House was trying to help Faber College when they drove the Deathmobile into the bleachers.

00:50:42.000 The end of Animal House was a fuck you to Faber College.

00:50:45.000 This riot in the Capitol, which I'm not condoning, I said don't go.

00:50:49.000 I said it's a trap.

00:50:50.000 I dread January 20th.

00:50:52.000 Please don't go.

00:50:54.000 Or don't go tomorrow.

00:50:55.000 What's tomorrow?

00:50:56.000 The Twitter.

00:50:57.000 Fucking.

00:50:58.000 Oh, shit.

00:51:00.000 San Francisco.

00:51:04.000 I mean, I don't know enough about the Twitter thing.

00:51:07.000 It's just really so.

00:51:08.000 Cowboys go anywhere in the next year.

00:51:10.000 They're going to get arrested and they're looking at 15 years.

00:51:11.000 You saw what happened to Max and John with the 17-second fight.

00:51:14.000 Don't fucking fall for it.

00:51:15.000 And there's going to be opposition there.

00:51:16.000 And then even if you go there intending to be peaceful or whatever, no, we're just going to go there.

00:51:20.000 Check it out.

00:51:20.000 There's going to be people starting shit.

00:51:22.000 And then you're going to.

00:51:24.000 It's inevitable.

00:51:25.000 I'm so sick of it.

00:51:26.000 I was never a rally guy, really.

00:51:28.000 And like the Million Man March with MLK, that got the job done. 0.86

00:51:32.000 It wasn't violent.

00:51:33.000 Lots of people showed up.

00:51:34.000 They made their point.

00:51:35.000 Boom.

00:51:36.000 Gone.

00:51:37.000 The Million MAGA March was pretty good.

00:51:39.000 It was in the day.

00:51:40.000 There was no violence.

00:51:42.000 No need to arrest anyone.

00:51:43.000 And Tifa showed up a few times.

00:51:45.000 Proudboys beat them up.

00:51:47.000 You made your point.

00:51:48.000 Go home.

00:51:49.000 Why do you have to keep remaking your point and getting stabbed and getting arrested and getting 15 years for breaching the Capitol?

00:51:56.000 What have you done?

00:51:57.000 What have you proven?

00:51:58.000 We know how you feel.

00:52:00.000 You feel the election was stolen.

00:52:01.000 We know you're mad at social media.

00:52:04.000 I don't know enough about this Twitter thing.

00:52:05.000 If it's non-Prowboy related and it's a bunch of old ladies doing a big rally at 10 a.m., fine, that sounds fine. 0.99

00:52:13.000 But all this other stuff, like this dude, this is what you're inviting when you have rallies these days.

00:52:17.000 Look at 2.6.

00:52:18.000 This guy wearing a Camp Auschwitz shirt.

00:52:21.000 Now, if I just saw this right away and didn't know the story, I would say, oh, that's a Fed.

00:52:26.000 It's clearly a Fed.

00:52:27.000 Someone bought him a shirt.

00:52:29.000 But I don't think it is.

00:52:30.000 I think it's a moronic redneck who's being edgy. 1.00

00:52:34.000 There he is in the corner.

00:52:36.000 See him with the beard there?

00:52:38.000 Yep.

00:52:38.000 Camp Auschwitz with a skull on it.

00:52:42.000 And surely when you're in the crowd and you look to your right and you see a guy wearing that, you must know, all right, this is not good.

00:52:48.000 I'm not keeping very good company.

00:52:50.000 Man, I lost it, but there was this awesome video where they were like, no Antifa shit in the Capitol building.

00:52:55.000 They were looking at some guys dressed in black.

00:52:58.000 They were like, no fucking Antifa shit.

00:52:59.000 We're not here to do that.

00:53:01.000 You didn't see that, right?

00:53:02.000 No, what do you mean?

00:53:03.000 Implying that there were spies?

00:53:05.000 No, it was all MAGA people, but then, yeah, and then there was like people dressed in black, black were covering their faces, kind of wearing MAGA stuff.

00:53:12.000 And everybody was yelling at them like, no Antifa shit.

00:53:15.000 Like, what are you doing?

00:53:16.000 What do you mean, Brian?

00:53:17.000 What are you talking about?

00:53:18.000 Like, are they spies?

00:53:20.000 Yeah.

00:53:21.000 So they were saying, we don't want Antifa here.

00:53:24.000 We're not doing Antifa shit.

00:53:25.000 But what does that mean?

00:53:26.000 Like, they were storming down the stairs where they weren't supposed to go or something like that.

00:53:29.000 I really got to find that clip.

00:53:31.000 It's not making any sense.

00:53:32.000 Jesus Christ.

00:53:33.000 You've got to learn to articulate.

00:53:37.000 And the funny thing I was thinking about Holocaust deniers too is, okay, their version of events, and I've been called a Holocaust defender for pointing out their version of events.

00:53:44.000 Their version of events is that they weren't gassed.

00:53:47.000 They just died of starvation because the infrastructure was blown out.

00:53:50.000 And there wasn't 6 million.

00:53:52.000 There was only a few hundred thousand.

00:53:54.000 So your best case scenario is that hundreds of thousands of men, women, and children were rounded up for their religion, for no other crime.

00:54:04.000 They were not POWs.

00:54:06.000 And you put them in camps?

00:54:08.000 That's really, really bad.

00:54:10.000 And then they starve to death because that's a possibility in war.

00:54:14.000 So even in your ridiculous scenario, you're the baddies.

00:54:23.000 You're the baddies, no matter what side of the argument you're on.

00:54:27.000 And again, the Holocaust scenarios probably represent 1% or a fraction of a percent of the people who have views on the Holocaust.

00:54:35.000 But even your version sucks.

00:54:39.000 Anyway, tangent.

00:54:42.000 So the narrative, like what really happens with these events is they take a piece of clay and that's the event, and then they mold that into whatever they want.

00:54:51.000 The final sculpture they made looks nothing like the original piece of clay, which is the truth.

00:54:57.000 And they have this beautiful little testament to their belief system.

00:55:01.000 For example, 2-7, this guy's narrative, he's a black writer at BuzzFeed who writes blackity, black, black, black stuff all the time.

00:55:12.000 In him, it was a bunch of Nazis, and there definitely was a few racists there.

00:55:17.000 There's the Camp Auschwitz guy, the guy with the Confederate flag.

00:55:21.000 And these cops claim they were called the N-word quite a bit.

00:55:24.000 So I'm sure there was racists in the crowd.

00:55:26.000 But this guy, Emmanuel Felton's angle is it was a massive throng of white supremacists and proud boys who went there and just attacked black cops.

00:55:37.000 So they ignore the white cops and focus on the black cops. 0.51

00:55:40.000 But there's a crazy part of this story where he goes at the beginning, he says, this is a cop talking, black cop.

00:55:46.000 I found out what they were planning when a friend of mine screenshot me an Instagram story from the Proud Boys saying, we're breaching the Capitol today, guys.

00:55:54.000 I hope y'all are ready.

00:55:57.000 That's huge, Emmanuel.

00:56:00.000 Where is the screen grab?

00:56:02.000 Where is the user?

00:56:05.000 This little piece, this throwaway piece that stuck in the beginning like it's a fact is way bigger than your entire story.

00:56:12.000 I mean, that could be the story of your career.

00:56:14.000 Why is that just sort of glossed over?

00:56:17.000 And I can't sue him.

00:56:18.000 Enrique can't sue him because he's quoting what someone else said.

00:56:21.000 But if you were a real journalist, you would take a story like that and go, wait, what?

00:56:25.000 Show me the screen grab.

00:56:27.000 Who's the user?

00:56:29.000 Is he a real proud boy?

00:56:32.000 You know?

00:56:35.000 Here's another way you take this truth, this clay of truth, and you mold it into something.

00:56:42.000 The jarring video of black men cleaning up the Capitol.

00:56:47.000 What?

00:56:49.000 So it was a white riot where white people destroyed our sacred institution, and then black people had to do all the cleaning. 0.77

00:56:58.000 What?

00:56:59.000 What a weird thing to focus on.

00:57:01.000 The race of the guys sweeping.

00:57:04.000 I think I have a picture of it.

00:57:05.000 Yeah, 2.9.

00:57:07.000 Like, what a thing to notice.

00:57:08.000 You know, you know who notices stuff like that?

00:57:10.000 Racists.

00:57:12.000 They see a guy cleaning up after a riot.

00:57:14.000 Like, they don't notice the black cop with him.

00:57:16.000 And they go, oh, we make black people clean up our stuff. 1.00

00:57:20.000 Do you want to talk about the riots in Portland and all the white people who have cleaned up all this shit? 0.96

00:57:25.000 You really want to get into the race of the cleaners and the race of the perps?

00:57:29.000 You're going to see a hell of a lot of Black Lives Matter rioters and a hell of a lot of white cleaner-uppers. 0.99

00:57:34.000 I think it's a dumb thing to pursue.

00:57:36.000 This is why the left's racism is so annoying because we don't bring it up.

00:57:40.000 We just plow through.

00:57:42.000 Are you qualified for the job?

00:57:43.000 Okay, you're in.

00:57:44.000 They're like, no, you have to do this, have to do that.

00:57:46.000 And then you start going, okay, you want to play the color game?

00:57:48.000 Why?

00:57:50.000 You know, it's crazy.

00:57:51.000 I can't find the videos of the MAGA guys cleaning up the Capitol.

00:57:55.000 There's a video of them throwing away the garbage and they picked up some stuff that had fallen.

00:57:59.000 Yeah.

00:58:00.000 And I can't find it because...

00:58:01.000 Dude, if I was a MAGA, I am a MAGA guy, but if you're wearing a MAGA hat after the Capitol riot, just get the hell out of Dodge.

00:58:09.000 They had trouble getting on their planes.

00:58:11.000 Right.

00:58:12.000 If I have that.

00:58:12.000 Here's another.

00:58:13.000 By the way, I've been listing now lies for the past half hour.

00:58:18.000 Here's another lie.

00:58:19.000 They see a guy there who appears to be conservative and they call him a rioter.

00:58:25.000 3-0.

00:58:26.000 This is the New York Times.

00:58:28.000 The guy hung up on me for comparing The New York Times to slate.

00:58:33.000 I know things were hectic, but I find it rather shocking the ease with which the New York Times invented a story about a credentialed reporter out of whole cloth and then published it.

00:58:44.000 Given how rapidly the FBI is arresting people, the New York Times should take pains to get this stuff right.

00:58:50.000 And so they have this kid, what's his name?

00:58:53.000 McGinnis?

00:58:55.000 Richie McGinnis.

00:58:56.000 Richie McGinnis.

00:58:57.000 He was on Tim Pool's show.

00:58:59.000 Yeah.

00:58:59.000 I have that clip, actually, 3-1.

00:59:02.000 He's just like a nerdy mega kid.

00:59:04.000 He was the one, I think, that tended to the person that was shot by Rittenhouse.

00:59:09.000 Oh, really?

00:59:10.000 Yeah.

00:59:10.000 That's what I saw Tim Poole tweet.

00:59:13.000 So this is the evil rioter that the New York Times almost got thrown in prison.

00:59:16.000 Or attacked.

00:59:17.000 So what happens?

00:59:18.000 You're standing up on the scaffold.

00:59:19.000 You see the line break.

00:59:20.000 What happens next?

00:59:21.000 So I see the line break.

00:59:22.000 And as the line is breaking, I have to give a shout out.

00:59:24.000 It's my mom's birthday.

00:59:26.000 And I called her in the morning.

00:59:27.000 I'm not that bad a son.

00:59:28.000 But she called me as the line was breaking.

00:59:29.000 You're a nerd.

00:59:30.000 Like on an iPhone, if you ignore.

00:59:32.000 Is worried about his mom getting more than one call on her birthday when you're an adult.

00:59:38.000 And like on an iPhone, if you ignore the call, it ends the video.

00:59:42.000 So then if you look on Twitter, my video is broken up into three parts because my mom called me a second time and I declined again.

00:59:48.000 And she forgave me for ignoring her call on her birthday.

00:59:51.000 So thank you, mom.

00:59:52.000 I appreciate that.

00:59:53.000 So what happens?

00:59:54.000 You're standing up on the scaffold?

00:59:56.000 See, that's the amount of disinformation.

00:59:57.000 Or even this fire extinguisher 3-2.

01:00:00.000 Like, I'm reading this thing, and it's a really good piece, by the way, by Miranda Devine.

01:00:06.000 Great writer.

01:00:06.000 And she says, don't dismiss issues behind the invasion.

01:00:10.000 And she talks about this woman, Ashley Babbitt, who was killed, and says, you know, she'd done 14 years.

01:00:16.000 She's only 34. 0.66

01:00:17.000 So basically half her life as a normal person, not counting the little kid years, was serving in stupid wars that she didn't understand.

01:00:25.000 Or I shouldn't say she didn't understand why, but that if you give half your life to the country and you're not being listened to, that's a hard pill to swallow.

01:00:34.000 Yeah.

01:00:34.000 So she does all this service for us in pointless wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, and then she's told that her voice doesn't matter.

01:00:40.000 So we understand her making the mistake of jumping into that room where she got shot.

01:00:46.000 And then with this cop here, Sicknik, she says, he died from injuries sustained while physically engaging with protesters.

01:00:54.000 I don't know.

01:00:55.000 So the story is, and it's the narrative, right?

01:00:58.000 And that's more important to America, especially now that we don't have a voice.

01:01:02.000 The narrative is more important.

01:01:04.000 And the narrative is that he was hit in the head so hard with a fire extinguisher, he died.

01:01:10.000 Look at this.

01:01:11.000 But then I'm looking at 3-2.

01:01:13.000 Way heavy hammer felony murder for writers and capital officers' death.

01:01:21.000 But then I look at 3-3.

01:01:26.000 What was this one now?

01:01:27.000 Wait, I think that might still be Rick McGinnis.

01:01:32.000 Yeah, go up one?

01:01:34.000 The investigation into how SickNick died is ongoing.

01:01:36.000 Authorities believe SickNick's deaths was driven by a medical condition.

01:01:39.000 So far, reports of an attack haven't been confirmed.

01:01:42.000 Looks like the media completely made up the fire extinguisher attack.

01:01:46.000 It wouldn't have been pictures of the picture.

01:01:48.000 See, all you have to do with this is have a link.

01:01:52.000 So like Sky News said Proud Boys were there wearing orange hats.

01:01:55.000 Now the next article just says Proud Boys were reportedly there.

01:02:00.000 It was reported.

01:02:02.000 That's not a lie.

01:02:03.000 And then it keeps going and going until Proud Boys were there.

01:02:06.000 And I know this because I try to sue these people and they go, well, here's seven articles that say it.

01:02:11.000 And I go, yeah, but they're all linking the same bullshit origin.

01:02:14.000 And it almost always is abroad who started the bullshit. 1.00

01:02:18.000 There's Tim saying that Richie was the guy who tried to save the man.

01:02:22.000 Yeah.

01:02:23.000 Then there's three, three, four.

01:02:25.000 They talk about a cop who was killed there, but he actually died from suicide three days later.

01:02:31.000 John Cardillo is the man to look up cop stuff because he still keeps in contact with all his old cop buddies and he has the inside scoop.

01:02:38.000 No liar, the second cop killed himself three days later, you ghoulish hack liar.

01:02:43.000 Died from the insurrection.

01:02:46.000 Why aren't White House flags at half-staff?

01:02:47.000 They are.

01:02:48.000 But who's Robert Reich again?

01:02:50.000 Is that that little midget? 1.00

01:02:53.000 Yeah, that's that funny little economist man who's like five feet tall.

01:03:01.000 He's nuts, Seth.

01:03:02.000 We could do a whole show on him.

01:03:04.000 And then, once you have the culture of lying, right, you can start totally inventing new stuff.

01:03:10.000 Because now we have proud boys and cops being killed and shot and you have this sort of culture of bullshit.

01:03:18.000 Now that that's frothing and there's no way to disprove it on parlor, you can say half the house was almost murdered.

01:03:25.000 We came close to half the house nearly dying during the riots.

01:03:30.000 This is exactly what she said.

01:03:31.000 You ready?

01:03:32.000 Also, if we allow insurrection against the United States with impunity, with no accountability, we are inviting it to happen again.

01:03:38.000 We came close to nearly half the house dying on Wednesday.

01:03:41.000 What does that mean?

01:03:43.000 That they were all going to be killed?

01:03:45.000 We saw the people in there.

01:03:47.000 They were taking selfies.

01:03:50.000 I don't like what they did, but they were not dangerous.

01:03:58.000 What a smoke show that was.

01:04:01.000 What a Zoikes. 1.00

01:04:03.000 What a Zoikes. 1.00

01:04:06.000 Did you see that tweet, though?

01:04:08.000 What tweet?

01:04:08.000 They're saying even people that weren't even involved in the officer thing might get felony murder charges that weren't even near there.

01:04:17.000 Please don't go, January 20th.

01:04:19.000 Please don't go.

01:04:21.000 Don't go.

01:04:23.000 This shit show that was Capitol Hill is going to justify much more serious charges for anything else down the line.

01:04:29.000 Because in court, they'll go, we have a history of insurrection.

01:04:32.000 Half the house was almost killed on January 6th.

01:04:35.000 So we have to nip this in the bud and make an example of them, or politicians will die.

01:04:39.000 And then judges are beholden to politicians.

01:04:40.000 So they're like, ooh, I'm going to drop the hammer on this guy.

01:04:46.000 All right, let's go to Antifa BLM.

01:04:55.000 You fucking wife me! 1.00

01:04:57.000 You never experienced a white man! 0.57

01:05:02.000 What are you continuing?

01:05:08.000 Fuck your dad.

01:05:12.000 So, because Prow Boys roam the streets where Antifa are burning the cities down and they yell, fuck Antifa, Antifa have decided to retaliate six months later in the only city in, one of the only cities in the world, likely the only city, big city in America, that doesn't have a Proud Boys chapter.

01:05:29.000 There's no Proud Boys in Manhattan.

01:05:31.000 They have been arrested, sent to jail, been threatened.

01:05:34.000 All the cops are gone.

01:05:35.000 They have their pensions threatened.

01:05:36.000 It's just not worth it anymore.

01:05:38.000 There hasn't been a meetup in months and months and months and months.

01:05:41.000 I think some of them may chat to each other and go grab fries every couple weeks.

01:05:48.000 But the police basically made being a Proud Boy in New York City illegal.

01:05:52.000 The deep state said no, and they got their wish.

01:05:55.000 You know, you throw two of the main guys in prison for four years.

01:05:58.000 The rest of the club goes, I guess this isn't worth it.

01:06:02.000 But months, like, Proud Boys probably haven't had a meetup probably since Max and John were sentenced, which was over a year ago, right?

01:06:14.000 And so a year and a half later, Antifa is ready to say, fuck the Proud Boys.

01:06:19.000 We don't want them on our streets anymore.

01:06:21.000 Okay.

01:06:22.000 Do you also want to free Nelson Mandela?

01:06:24.000 What else is up your sleeve?

01:06:26.000 Do you want to stop apartheid?

01:06:29.000 Do you want Trump out of office?

01:06:31.000 Yeah, why don't you have a rally saying, get Trump out of the White House within at least two weeks?

01:06:36.000 Go ahead.

01:06:45.000 I just happened to be walking down the street that day.

01:06:48.000 Oh, hi.

01:06:52.000 The percussion is so gay. 1.00

01:06:56.000 Like a Mexican flags. 0.63

01:06:58.000 You know how Prowboys hate Mexico. 0.99

01:07:05.000 What a waste of time.

01:07:09.000 So it's funny how we did the Prowboys thing and we had 900 stories.

01:07:12.000 That's the only story I have for Antifa, and it should have just been under Proud Boys.

01:07:15.000 And we did a bumper for Antifa, but no bumper for Proud Boys.

01:07:18.000 And why was the player on the Antifa thing?

01:07:21.000 I thought the guy sent you a new one.

01:07:23.000 He did, ma'am.

01:07:23.000 But listen, sometimes it takes a long time.

01:07:26.000 If you touch the mouse, it's going to be there.

01:07:27.000 Listen, we're going to hit on that in the hour.

01:07:29.000 Got another segment coming up.

01:07:34.000 Let's do Trump.

01:07:35.000 Do we have a bumper for Trumper?

01:07:36.000 We got a Trumper bumper.

01:07:37.000 Let's do a Trumper bumper. 0.87

01:07:40.000 Do not allow anyone to tell you that it cannot be done.

01:07:45.000 I'm gay.

01:07:46.000 And I love you.

01:07:49.000 And yet, together, we will make America great again.

01:07:58.000 That's a good one.

01:07:59.000 That's going to be gone soon, folks.

01:08:01.000 We're not going to be talking about Trump soon.

01:08:04.000 Sorry.

01:08:06.000 What if he stays...

01:08:08.000 How often do we talk about Obama?

01:08:11.000 Well, Obama sucked.

01:08:13.000 He's going to disappear from the news within the month.

01:08:15.000 You don't think he's going to create his own site and his own Twitter?

01:08:18.000 Trumpet, as Josh said?

01:08:21.000 Oh, that's a good name.

01:08:22.000 Yep.

01:08:24.000 I think if that's a thing, nothing will be announced for at least six months.

01:08:30.000 They're trying this impeachment crap again.

01:08:33.000 What a gay thing to want to do. 1.00

01:08:36.000 Fucking late.

01:08:37.000 Like, an impeachment trial takes months.

01:08:40.000 He's going to be gone in two weeks.

01:08:42.000 So what are you going to do?

01:08:43.000 Call him when he's found guilty in April and go, hey, you're impeached.

01:08:50.000 Oh, okay.

01:08:54.000 Here's some juicy gossip.

01:08:56.000 One of the main guys at the Lincoln Project, which was a crucial part of destroying Donald Trump, is a gay Harvey Weinstein. 0.65

01:09:06.000 The longtime McCain aide and CASIC strategist has been accused of grooming young men by multiple named accusers.

01:09:12.000 Now, the American Conservative, that's the magazine I wrote for it once, it's very fastidious when it comes to facts.

01:09:18.000 So you're not reading this in BuzzFeed where fucking, oh, Ryan Gerduski, I think, knew a lot of these guys.

01:09:27.000 So he has a series of texts where this, what's his name again?

01:09:34.000 Go up to the top.

01:09:36.000 No, go down so I can see his fucking name.

01:09:40.000 John McCain.

01:09:41.000 John Weaver.

01:09:44.000 John Weaver.

01:09:45.000 So what John Weaver does is he says, yeah, I think we can hire you.

01:09:49.000 Now, it's a lot easier to get in a gays' pants than a woman's pants. 1.00

01:09:53.000 Sorry.

01:09:53.000 Unless you're famous, and then they let you grab their pussies.

01:09:56.000 But with the gays, sex to them is like they're going to end up having a thousand partners. 1.00

01:10:01.000 So if someone says, hey, if you blow me, I could probably get you a pretty good job working at the Lincoln Project.

01:10:07.000 And they go, eh.

01:10:10.000 Okay.

01:10:11.000 So they do it, which isn't rape per se, but it's called quid pro quo. 0.98

01:10:17.000 It's sexual assault, and it's what destroyed Harvey Weinstein.

01:10:20.000 So this guy was doing it to tons of twinks.

01:10:28.000 This man, this is Ryan, the writer talking to the twink.

01:10:33.000 This man who will stay anonymous told me he was in communication with several young men solicited by Weaver for a job, after which he propositioned them for sex as part of the offer.

01:10:41.000 He shared direct messages with me of both young men, one of whom who had been strung along for days about a possible job.

01:10:47.000 And when they met at the hotel, Weaver demanded they engage in sexual intercourse.

01:10:51.000 They did.

01:10:51.000 It was consensual.

01:10:53.000 I mean, this kind of shit ruined Louis C.K., and it was consensual.

01:10:57.000 What is consensual?

01:10:59.000 You know?

01:11:02.000 It's not rape, it's sexual assault.

01:11:03.000 That's the law.

01:11:04.000 Every time we get philosophical about this, we realize, oh, the law's already been through this.

01:11:10.000 But Weaver never made good on the job offer.

01:11:13.000 And then he starts showing the things.

01:11:15.000 What an absolute little pig. 1.00

01:11:17.000 What's 3-8?

01:11:20.000 Wait, these are good.

01:11:22.000 So I guess they could wipe that out later.

01:11:24.000 No, no, no.

01:11:24.000 Show it.

01:11:25.000 It's pretty crazy.

01:11:28.000 I fucking hate your guts, but do you want another Weaver DM batch?

01:11:31.000 Sure.

01:11:32.000 Thank you.

01:11:33.000 Oh, so that's the guy.

01:11:34.000 Love your voice.

01:11:36.000 I appreciate you, my boy.

01:11:38.000 Ew, my boy.

01:11:39.000 So he's a pedophile.

01:11:41.000 Of course.

01:11:42.000 Or at least he has very young men tendencies.

01:11:46.000 A pig, I think, is the best way.

01:11:49.000 I just played it.

01:11:50.000 You said this was hot.

01:11:52.000 That one was hot.

01:11:53.000 But that's the guy talking to Ryan the journalist, you mental midget. 0.97

01:11:56.000 And that includes a screenshot.

01:11:58.000 Love your voice, blah, blah, and I appreciate you, my boy.

01:12:00.000 Okay.

01:12:01.000 Go to 3-8.

01:12:07.000 Yeah, that's just more of the scene.

01:12:10.000 There is a rumor going around that Trump is removed from Home Alone 2.

01:12:14.000 3.9.

01:12:15.000 That did happen in Canada.

01:12:19.000 But Film Beat is taking a joke seriously.

01:12:22.000 It's a tweet.

01:12:23.000 Oh, have they cut out the tweet since I posted that?

01:12:27.000 He said, what happened to it?

01:12:29.000 Go back to the time.

01:12:34.000 He's going to be, yeah, Donald Trump to be digitally replaced in Home Alone 2 with actor Christopher Plummer.

01:12:40.000 And that was a joke, but everyone took it seriously.

01:12:44.000 But I don't blame everyone for taking it seriously, because if you look at 4-0, he did that when he was on Canadian TV.

01:12:54.000 He was removed from Home Alone 2.

01:13:00.000 This is Sergeant Dylan Contreras.

01:13:02.000 I'm from San Antonio, Texas.

01:13:05.000 I am an information technology specialist.

01:13:08.000 And my question for you, sir, is Home Alone 2, your favorite holiday movie.

01:13:15.000 Well, I'm in Home Alone 2.

01:13:17.000 And I hate how people have to say their name and their occupation before they ask a question.

01:13:25.000 Go down, though.

01:13:27.000 Let's see why the call.

01:13:33.000 The movie.

01:13:34.000 The broadcast.

01:13:35.000 What a weird way to write with these big titles.

01:13:37.000 This is how I do my show notes.

01:13:41.000 Oh, they say it was edited for time.

01:13:43.000 It was the scene because they were not integral to the plot.

01:13:48.000 Yeah, sure.

01:13:49.000 Again, see, that's the Canadian way.

01:13:51.000 Good bureaucracy doesn't say anything solid.

01:13:54.000 They just kind of milky water you so you can't really abuse.

01:14:00.000 As they do in the movie.

01:14:02.000 Let's check out the mail B. The B?

01:14:05.000 How long have we been going for?

01:14:06.000 F the M, frankly.

01:14:08.000 One hour and 14 minutes.

01:14:11.000 It's a long time.

01:14:14.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a death.

01:14:19.000 Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.

01:14:24.000 Let me touch it.

01:14:35.000 Nick Johnson, just kidding.

01:14:39.000 What do you guys think of my hair?

01:14:41.000 By the way, my wrinkly eyes have really bothered me on this show.

01:14:44.000 And the other day I just took a picture of what my eyes are so people can see that you're not getting the truth.

01:14:51.000 This whole show is about the truth.

01:14:53.000 Actually, the title of the show is Give Me Some Truth, which is a John Lennon song that Generation X covered very well.

01:14:59.000 Just give me some truth.

01:15:01.000 Oh, that should have been the song.

01:15:03.000 Thanks a lot.

01:15:05.000 It couldn't be the song because there's Nazis in the Capitol building.

01:15:10.000 Believe success will come to you.

01:15:13.000 Look like hell.

01:15:14.000 Trust yourself and all your dreams come true.

01:15:17.000 Break some rules and not the law.

01:15:19.000 Don't be afraid to fail.

01:15:21.000 You have to.

01:15:22.000 My favorite part?

01:15:25.000 Join the Capital.

01:15:39.000 That's real.

01:15:42.000 Well, the verdict is in.

01:15:44.000 Austrians can't rap and should not be allowed to. 1.00

01:15:47.000 If we're starting to censor people and say who can say what, can we just stop white people from rapping in general? 0.82

01:15:54.000 I'm with it.

01:15:56.000 Hey, Gavin and fucker from the fag zone laugh my ass off with that loser that goes by baked Alaska. 1.00

01:16:01.000 I don't know if I'm stupid or dumb, but I'm confused as to if you support this fucking idiot.

01:16:06.000 That would be no.

01:16:08.000 AIU just ripped this fool in his most recent video, but I feel like I've heard you support Baked Alaska.

01:16:14.000 I did.

01:16:15.000 I supported Richard Spencer in 2007 when he was a normal dude who was just obsessed with the founding fathers and paleoconservatism.

01:16:25.000 Then he changed and went full Nazi. 0.73

01:16:30.000 I supported Baked Alaska when he was Milo's assistant and we were in Pulse, Orlando, doing that Kiss scene as a fuck you to the terrorists who had just shot 89 gays.

01:16:43.000 I liked him then.

01:16:44.000 Then I see him talking about the Holocaust and harassing people at work just like blue-collar kids with shitty jobs who are trying to get through the day and calling them bitches and faggots and stuff and macing people.

01:17:00.000 That's when I peaced out and said, fuck you, baked.

01:17:05.000 Please clarify, Ryan's gay.

01:17:07.000 And Nick Ox has a great argument that he was there just reporting it because he has a media company, Murder the Media.

01:17:14.000 Oh, yeah.

01:17:14.000 What's baked Alaska going to say?

01:17:16.000 They got banned off D-Live.

01:17:17.000 Yes, they did.

01:17:17.000 The whole friggin channel, what sucks.

01:17:21.000 I keep hearing all sorts of buzz coming from all kinds of sources that something is getting ready to pop off in DC.

01:17:26.000 Perhaps it's all just fantasy and rumors, but the chatter is a bit much to ignore.

01:17:29.000 Oh, please, God, don't let Proud Boys be involved in something popping off.

01:17:34.000 I don't think so.

01:17:34.000 But there's tons of military.

01:17:37.000 You know what's going to happen if something, if Proud Boys pop off in D.C.?

01:17:41.000 They will get stabbed by Antifa, and the victims will go to jail for 15 years.

01:17:49.000 Guarantee it.

01:18:08.000 But Trump isn't released.

01:18:09.000 This is what I said Trump would release in six months if he was going to do it.

01:18:13.000 Is this just someone saying that would be cool?

01:18:16.000 We're clearly not seeing a new social media release.

01:18:21.000 This is just like someone's fantasy war, aren't you?

01:18:23.000 Yeah, I think there's a fanfic trailer.

01:18:31.000 This is from Mike.

01:18:31.000 Golfer says, Faggot on live TV.

01:18:33.000 Is Justin Thomas the new fag capital of the world? 1.00

01:18:56.000 Ouch.

01:19:01.000 You're really unhappy with that one.

01:19:03.000 You know, you're strong.

01:19:05.000 Fact.

01:19:07.000 So that's like, why is that guy banned for that?

01:19:10.000 He wasn't talking about homosexuals.

01:19:12.000 He was actually, aren't you sort of being pro-gay if you use that as a swear word?

01:19:18.000 Like a swear word means bad thing happened.

01:19:21.000 That's actually a very popular golf term.

01:19:23.000 There's, you know, you slice it.

01:19:25.000 And we don't say the N-word.

01:19:26.000 We got rid of that.

01:19:27.000 We're working with you on the R word. 0.98

01:19:29.000 We see your argument.

01:19:30.000 But do we have to kill every single swear word?

01:19:33.000 Like, what's left?

01:19:34.000 You could just leave us with shit?

01:19:37.000 Shit?

01:19:38.000 Shh.

01:19:39.000 Shit.

01:19:40.000 It doesn't have the jiggle of faggot. 1.00

01:19:46.000 So he's in trouble.

01:19:47.000 Here's from Ryan.

01:19:49.000 An Austrian comparing the capital to Kristallnacht is akin to the son of a KKK Grand Wizard getting the wrong order at Wendy's and saying, now I know what being black feels like.

01:20:04.000 Isn't the son of a Nazi saying that 30,000 Jews being sent to concentration camps is similar to some rioters killing one cop, extremely racist?

01:20:16.000 Yes, and that's what I always say.

01:20:17.000 That's what I said to that Jewish magazine Forward, which was on my parlor, which I can no longer refer to, which is why parlor is banned.

01:20:24.000 I said, stop saying Nazi.

01:20:26.000 It trivializes the six million Jews who died.

01:20:32.000 Imagine you're a Holocaust survivor, and some guy who's mean about soup is known as a soup Nazi.

01:20:40.000 You'd be like, really?

01:20:41.000 The Nazis that I remember killed my family in front of me.

01:20:46.000 And I almost died.

01:20:48.000 Soup.

01:20:49.000 They were soup Nazis. 0.92

01:20:50.000 Yes.

01:20:51.000 We weren't doing great for soup.

01:20:53.000 They were every...

01:20:53.000 Anyway, sorry.

01:20:55.000 Is this true?

01:20:57.000 Candace won a lawsuit against big tech for falsy things.

01:21:01.000 I never heard about this, but 51 cents earned?

01:21:04.000 Oh, I think that's just like an incentive.

01:21:09.000 I wouldn't doubt that's true, but I wouldn't be optimistic about her settlement.

01:21:13.000 It's probably like a big retraction.

01:21:15.000 And $1,000.

01:21:21.000 She made a lot more money from us by arguing with Cornell West. 1.00

01:21:24.000 True, true.

01:21:27.000 My horse died unexpectedly, but I don't want to be a bitch. 1.00

01:21:29.000 If she had served her country by acting in the movie War Horse, obviously crying would be permitted.

01:21:34.000 My hunch is that I'm allowed to let one tear silently roll down my cheek without wiping it as I hang up her reins.

01:21:39.000 But emotional vulnerability is, of course, the first step on the road to communism.

01:21:43.000 So I'm deferring to you on your judgment.

01:21:45.000 David, you don't need to send a letter.

01:21:48.000 You got it.

01:21:49.000 You obviously cannot ugly cry about your horse.

01:21:53.000 You can't have a heaving sob, right?

01:21:56.000 But the perfect time to have that one lone tear.

01:22:01.000 And by the way, pull up the picture of my eyes.

01:22:04.000 Oh, you sent it to me.

01:22:05.000 Yeah.

01:22:08.000 Truth is the subject.

01:22:11.000 These are my eyes.

01:22:13.000 I'm not saying I'm a supermodel.

01:22:15.000 I realize I look like a rat who just escaped from jail.

01:22:19.000 But those are not that wrinkly for a 50-year-old.

01:22:22.000 The wrinkles you see here, it makes me understand why Fox News was so adamant about getting makeup on.

01:22:28.000 Anyway, yes, one weird tear just goes like this.

01:22:32.000 Hang up the reins.

01:22:35.000 Disappears into your beard.

01:22:36.000 You don't wipe it.

01:22:37.000 And then there's also a gray area where you don't have to then go, hey, everyone, what's going on?

01:22:43.000 Right?

01:22:43.000 You just sit on the porch with a beer and your wife goes, what's wrong with dad?

01:22:50.000 And they go, he has wrinkly eyes.

01:22:52.000 No, they go, dad needs to be alone for a little while.

01:22:55.000 He's okay.

01:22:56.000 Meanwhile, they're bawling their eyes out.

01:22:57.000 They probably knew the horse too.

01:22:59.000 Although you might be young, you don't have kids.

01:23:01.000 Anyway, you have a silent, quiet night on the porch.

01:23:06.000 With a beer.

01:23:06.000 Kristallnacht.

01:23:09.000 It's sort of like if your horse was the Jews and the cancer that killed him was Hitler, then you just had a horse holocaust. 0.77

01:23:18.000 A horseoca.

01:23:19.000 I'm at the point now where...

01:23:20.000 How much is a horse holocaust? 0.95

01:23:21.000 It's sort of like with astrology.

01:23:22.000 When I hear someone talking astrology, I just sort of go, meow, meow, meow, meow, and I can't hear anything.

01:23:27.000 They turn into Charlie Brown's parents.

01:23:29.000 And it's the same with Hitler analogies.

01:23:31.000 I'm just like, eh.

01:23:32.000 There was this certain, we were browsing Netflix, my girlfriend and I, and I just reject this type of thing.

01:23:39.000 Like, it's just like this gay woman stuff. 1.00

01:23:41.000 You've probably seen these shows.

01:23:42.000 And she was like, it's right there, and I couldn't see it.

01:23:45.000 She was like, it's right next to that one.

01:23:46.000 I see that one.

01:23:47.000 She's like, right next to it.

01:23:49.000 And my eyes kept going over it.

01:23:51.000 You think your mind could really like delete things you're not interested in?

01:23:57.000 Like that?

01:23:58.000 Well, it's kind of ignoring people.

01:24:00.000 And yeah, I just did it.

01:24:01.000 I have no idea what you just said.

01:24:06.000 Gavin and Ryan, interesting video of weapons getting handed out in DC.

01:24:10.000 You notice some police uniforms at the top of the video.

01:24:12.000 Yes, people have been sending me this video like Krazer beans.

01:24:15.000 But it couldn't just be a civilian handing out sticks that he found inside.

01:24:22.000 There's a bunch.

01:24:25.000 Looks like Professor Plum is going to do it with a whole bunch of candlesticks. 0.99

01:24:30.000 Go back to the beginning.

01:24:39.000 People seem to be getting involved.

01:24:41.000 Holy shit.

01:24:42.000 Look at that.

01:24:43.000 The yellow jacket at the top.

01:24:53.000 Now that could be a million things.

01:24:55.000 You know what that could be?

01:24:56.000 I think I know.

01:24:57.000 It could be people finding a cachet of weapons and saying, we got to get rid of these.

01:25:02.000 They were right next to a big structure, right?

01:25:05.000 It was a metal frame structure with a white awning on top of it.

01:25:09.000 That could have been like, you know, excess pieces to build up different tiers or whatnot.

01:25:14.000 And they're like, let's get these out of here because they could be used as weapons.

01:25:17.000 So it could be your conspiracy theory, sir, that the cops were helping people get armed, or it could be they were helping dismantle.

01:25:25.000 Of course, journalists won't spend any time finding that out because they're too busy taking the truth clay and making their own little personal sculptures or tattletailing on someone for helping to feed a black family.

01:25:39.000 And then this is from John, real 1984 shit, Gavin.

01:25:42.000 An 18-year-old saw her mom, aunt, and uncle in a DC video, so she named them Helena Duke.

01:25:48.000 And look, she's a hero.

01:25:50.000 I saw one girl said she ratted out her mother because, yeah, that was it. 0.92

01:25:56.000 It was Helena Duke.

01:25:57.000 Because her mother didn't want her going to BLM protests because she said they're too violent. 0.50

01:26:02.000 So she got her revenge on mom. 0.97

01:26:03.000 This actually goes back to the beginning of the show with Claudia Conway doxing her mom.

01:26:11.000 We've effectively shattered the family and even the families that are still together and haven't succumbed to divorce are getting shattered from the inside because we've shown a total lack of respect to parents.

01:26:22.000 And I blame teachers for that.

01:26:30.000 It's from Eric.

01:26:31.000 Gavin's a Glaswegian headfun doppelganger.

01:26:34.000 He even boxes it like five minutes in.

01:26:36.000 I don't think this is interesting to many people.

01:26:40.000 This guy looks like me?

01:26:47.000 What?

01:26:48.000 That guy has a great chin.

01:26:53.000 Dopperganger means you look like the person, dude.

01:26:56.000 Maybe get a dictionary.

01:26:57.000 What a waste of a letter that was.

01:27:02.000 Gavin talking about his ski trip in a recent episode reminded me of his absolutely incredible ski bum premise.

01:27:07.000 Would be really difficult to properly film and record, but the concept is fucking hilarious.

01:27:12.000 And he's talking about my daughter skiing.

01:27:17.000 Hey, Gav and Rye guy.

01:27:19.000 I always consider the Subterranean Homesick Blues by Bobby Dylan one of the first rap songs.

01:27:23.000 Oh yeah, it's amazing how many people took my rap history seriously and were saying, actually the fabulous Furry 5, Fab 5 Freddy, whatever.

01:27:31.000 Five Nights at Freddy, fucking Sugar Hill Gang, whatever.

01:27:34.000 Yes, clearly rap was invented in the Bronx and it was bliggity bliggity black. 1.00

01:27:40.000 And then Bondi saw that it was taking off and tried to capitalize on it by making one of the worst songs ever rapped.

01:27:47.000 Billy Idols is Cringe 2.

01:27:50.000 And then The Clashes wasn't that cringe.

01:27:51.000 It was their take on rap.

01:27:53.000 But I listed three examples of white punkers trying to jump on the rap bandwagon. 0.64

01:27:59.000 It's clearly not the history of rap.

01:28:01.000 But ideally, a good joke has like 70% of the people get it, 30% don't.

01:28:06.000 And within that 30%, people are fucking mad.

01:28:10.000 Like I wanted rap fans to be going, is he fucking serious right now?

01:28:16.000 Looking about the government.

01:28:17.000 A man in a trench coat, badge out laid off, says he's got a bad bill, wants to get it paid off.

01:28:23.000 Look at that, kid.

01:28:24.000 It's something you did.

01:28:25.000 I hear young people not even, not evening MAGA now being pushed out of the social circles.

01:28:31.000 I just tend to call a spade a spade, and that's not the narrative.

01:28:33.000 So fuck me, I'm a Nazi now.

01:28:34.000 But as Ron DMC said, it's like that.

01:28:36.000 Shut up. 0.95

01:28:37.000 Graphic novels, Will Eisner.

01:28:40.000 Yeah, he's really good.

01:28:41.000 Joe Sacco.

01:28:43.000 Yes, I'm a huge fan of Joe Sacco.

01:28:45.000 I got all these people pushing Margaret, sorry, Frank Miller on me. 1.00

01:28:49.000 No, the superhero stuff, even when they're not doing superheroes, those guys are not part of this.

01:28:55.000 It's drawings, it's art.

01:28:58.000 They're two separate genres.

01:29:00.000 Frank Miller's not invited to the show.

01:29:02.000 Anything remotely superhero is, you might as well be comparing dinosaur rock and rap.

01:29:11.000 Different genres.

01:29:13.000 Sacco's amazing.

01:29:15.000 Although he did that thing about Sarajevo when he was talking about the guide he had there, and it was almost like he was falling in love with the dude.

01:29:22.000 And the way he draws lips is distracting.

01:29:23.000 Anyway, P.S., thanks for talking about Peter Bagg.

01:29:27.000 Read his graphic novel on Margaret Sanger.

01:29:29.000 It was great.

01:29:29.000 Yeah, although she did invent abortion.

01:29:32.000 But it was a great graphic novel.

01:29:34.000 All his stuff is fucking high quality.

01:29:36.000 He's my favorite.

01:29:38.000 He's my number one.

01:29:40.000 Robert Crum is too.

01:29:44.000 Hey, Ryan, Gavin, I was going to say, oh, yeah.

01:29:45.000 So here's from Joe.

01:29:47.000 Hey, Gavin, Supreme Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of the Fag Zone. 1.00

01:29:50.000 Check out this dumb bitch on her media tour after allegedly doing some racist shit and getting a public inox charge. 1.00

01:29:57.000 Oh, yeah, this is the girl we were just watching.

01:30:01.000 So basically, I'm a 22-year-old girl.

01:30:05.000 I am.

01:30:06.000 I don't...

01:30:08.000 Racism is...

01:30:11.000 How is one girl accusing a guy about a phone a crime? 1.00

01:30:20.000 David, back in May, Poncero was convicted of a DUI, and when sheriff's deputies tried to arrest her this morning in California, she allegedly tried to fight them off.

01:30:30.000 She's now being held without bail before her extradition to New York on those felony charges. 0.92

01:30:36.000 David, Tori, back, government in California tonight.

01:30:38.000 Thank you, Matt.

01:30:39.000 Hi, everybody.

01:30:46.000 Okay, let's do the last one here.

01:30:50.000 A small group of sleuths.

01:30:53.000 Yeah, they're called tattletales.

01:30:54.000 Like Joseph Cox.

01:30:55.000 What do you do for a living?

01:30:56.000 I sit on my ass, Google stuff, and copy other people's work.

01:31:01.000 A reporter should know cops.

01:31:03.000 He should know bureaucrats.

01:31:04.000 He should know politicians.

01:31:05.000 He should know gangsters.

01:31:07.000 He should know drug dealers.

01:31:08.000 He should have, that's your job as a journalist, is to get to the point where, after 20 years, you have all these guys and you pay them sometimes.

01:31:16.000 And you're like, so what's going on?

01:31:17.000 The Crips are leaving New York?

01:31:19.000 Yeah, man, a lot of bullshit about that.

01:31:21.000 I think what's happening is the main dude is leaving.

01:31:23.000 And then they're saying the Crips are going to shatter after that.

01:31:26.000 Thanks.

01:31:26.000 My sources say, blah, blah, blah.

01:31:28.000 You go there, you meet these guys, you have a beer with them.

01:31:30.000 You get to know them.

01:31:32.000 All this sleuthing, just sitting on your fucking ass.

01:31:38.000 Long before the attack on the Capitol, before a mob of Trump supporters staged a riot.

01:31:42.000 Have you pulled this up yet?

01:31:44.000 From John?

01:31:45.000 They're trying to get every other Uber driver.

01:31:47.000 No?

01:31:47.000 No.

01:31:48.000 Antifa Rat fucks WAPO story.

01:31:56.000 Gotta be able to pivot a little faster there, buddy.

01:31:59.000 Finance Journal Astronomy Live tweets has made doxing Nazis her day job. 1.00

01:32:05.000 So wait, what's the point of this?

01:32:06.000 Antifa Rat fucks WAPO story.

01:32:09.000 So what does it mean he fucks this story?

01:32:16.000 Monitoring Prowboys Activity in Parlor used a reverse image search to find other instances of the drawing online leading to the Fiverr page often posters review.

01:32:34.000 Um this is so boring.

01:32:38.000 Shared the revelations.

01:32:40.000 The reason I clicked on this is because I thought it would be a funny example of um people getting fucked.

01:32:48.000 So they talk about they dox the guy who was sitting in the chair.

01:32:55.000 Yeah, so this guy stalks Proud Boys, but he ended up getting the guy in the chair.

01:33:01.000 Okay.

01:33:02.000 Thanks for sending me that, dude.

01:33:04.000 Now we have to clean our palette with like at least one good one.

01:33:09.000 Okay, this is the last film we'll do.

01:33:11.000 Ready?

01:33:13.000 Gavin, Ryguy.

01:33:14.000 I'm sure by now you've seen the video of the woman getting shot at the Capitol, and much has already been made about the guy filming leftist actress videographer named John Sullivan.

01:33:22.000 Yeah, but not a lot of press on that, by the way.

01:33:26.000 It's already been pointed out that this guy was mixed up in the chaos himself, despite claiming to be just a journalist, but everyone, Alex Jones included, has massed a critical piece of information, has missed a critical piece of information.

01:33:35.000 It's actually John Sullivan himself that is the one that got the crowd to kick down the secured door, which immediately led to the woman getting shot.

01:33:45.000 Watch the video again.

01:33:47.000 First you can hear him urging the cops to leave, which for some reason they do, and then you can clearly hear that it's his voice screaming, let's go, let's go, hit this shit.

01:34:01.000 And everyone starts kicking it down.

01:34:03.000 Then the gun comes out and the shooting occurs.

01:34:06.000 The whole video is worth watching, but here's the part described just before the shooting.

01:34:57.000 Is it because he's black?

01:35:04.000 There's a gun.

01:35:05.000 There's a gun.

01:35:06.000 Notice the videographer John Sullivan is quietly hiding, making sure he's far away from the gun while everyone else goes in.

01:35:14.000 This guy's got a face seriously.

01:35:16.000 Listen.

01:35:28.000 This is huge.

01:35:30.000 It's not that an Antifa guy happened to be at the Vanguard filming.

01:35:33.000 It turns out he was the guy that instigated the whole shooting event.

01:35:36.000 You can hear his voice throughout the entire video.

01:35:39.000 So dead to rights, it was a BLM Antifa activist that caused the specific incidents of violence that brought the whole thing crashing down.

01:35:46.000 Wow.

01:35:46.000 This is a real scoop at the end of the show.

01:35:50.000 To make matters more suspicious, he was arrested and questioned by the FBI that night and yet released the same night?

01:35:57.000 I suppose it's possible they just hadn't put two and two together that it was him that instigated the breach, but that's fucking weird, man.

01:36:04.000 Anyway, you got to put this out there and get it seen.

01:36:06.000 I know.

01:36:06.000 I'll put it on my parlor.

01:36:08.000 I don't know how everyone missed this crucial fact, but I didn't know who else to send it to.

01:36:12.000 Send it to Alex Jones and any other media contacts you have while you're at it.

01:36:15.000 Every piece I've seen on John Sullivan has totally missed this fact, and I think it's pretty crucial.

01:36:21.000 Keep up the great work.

01:36:23.000 I know just the person to send this to.

01:36:29.000 Okay, let's get down to the final video.

01:36:57.000 Why are women so bad at falling? 1.00

01:37:00.000 I remember there was a woman who was killed by a guy in Central Park who hit her with his bike.

01:37:05.000 And I hate to disparage the dead.

01:37:07.000 But how do you die from being hit by a bike?

01:37:10.000 I understand you breaking your leg, all kinds of different stuff.

01:37:13.000 But a bicycle?

01:37:16.000 Like, you would just put your hand.

01:37:17.000 Every time I see women fall, especially women that are boomers, they just sort of go like this. 1.00

01:37:21.000 Show me for a second.

01:37:22.000 I've seen a woman fall. 1.00

01:37:24.000 My friend's mom fell once when we were in Costa Rica, and she fell like this.

01:37:28.000 Like.

01:37:30.000 She didn't put her hands first.

01:37:32.000 Have you noticed that?

01:37:34.000 They're non-confrontational.

01:37:35.000 They don't even like to fight with gravity.

01:37:36.000 They sort of spill.

01:37:38.000 You win.

01:37:38.000 Maybe it's because we're sort of hunters and we're always like, I gotta protect myself.

01:37:42.000 I gotta.

01:37:43.000 And they're always like, I'm protected.

01:37:49.000 I mean, it's a curse in a way.

01:37:51.000 It got Heather Heyer killed. 1.00

01:37:52.000 It got Ashley Babbitt killed.

01:37:53.000 Just assuming everything will work out.

01:38:01.000 How did you fall like that?

01:38:07.000 Oh, I can't even see what she's doing.

01:38:09.000 Was she walking backwards?

01:38:12.000 Why?

01:38:12.000 I don't know, because she fell backwards.

01:38:14.000 Okay, here's a much better example.

01:38:15.000 And we'll end at this one.

01:38:21.000 Nope.

01:38:22.000 Tick-tockety tick-tock.

01:38:26.000 Okay, you got it.

01:38:27.000 Just stop there.

01:38:28.000 No?

01:38:28.000 Oh.

01:38:29.000 Okay, you're done.

01:38:29.000 Wait, what are you doing?

01:38:30.000 What?

01:38:32.000 Like, stop.

01:38:34.000 Okay, stop there at least.

01:38:38.000 Like, did she keep falling in the water and end up at the bottom of the fucking ocean? 1.00

01:38:44.000 She's in a thermo vent.

01:38:45.000 Learn to fall.

01:38:46.000 In a trench.

01:38:47.000 Get fired.

01:38:48.000 Get in trouble.

01:38:49.000 Be brave.

01:38:50.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 11, 2021

S03E58 - GIMME SOME TRUTH

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