Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E60 - AFFIRMATIVE ACTION

00:00:46.000 That was Basement Jacks. 1.00

00:00:50.000 And the song was Where's Your Head At?

00:00:53.000 It's a house classic from the early aughts, and I really like it because it has these sort of samples and shout-outs.

00:01:01.000 Well, the main sample is Gary Newman, but there's other DJs and producers involved that were in the early days of house music.

00:01:08.000 And that's relevant because of this fun book.

00:01:13.000 Originally a French book, Le Champson de la Machine or something like that.

00:01:18.000 The Song of the Machine, from disco to DJs to techno, a graphic novel of electronic music done by this guy, Matthias Cousin, David Blott, did most of the writing.

00:01:26.000 And they go through like disco and how that involved into the Detroit scene and Chicago house.

00:01:35.000 And then they get into Manchester and New Order and all that stuff.

00:01:40.000 And then right up to techno.

00:01:43.000 And the cool thing about it is this frog cartoonist changes his style of drawing for the era.

00:01:51.000 So it starts out in the old days, it's very Robert Crummy when he's talking about the 70s and the 80s and stuff.

00:01:58.000 But then as it gets more modern, he gets more stylistic.

00:02:02.000 You see?

00:02:04.000 That's modern, and then that's old-timey.

00:02:08.000 I don't know if you're not interested in house or electronic music in general, you're not going to enjoy that book.

00:02:14.000 But if you are, you will. 0.93

00:02:16.000 I just finished a fucking call with a guy at TMZ, Jacob Wasserman, calls me. 0.98

00:02:22.000 Who, can we get you on Zoom? 0.98

00:02:23.000 Can we talk about the Proud Boys and what they're going to do January 20th?

00:02:27.000 So here's what he wants.

00:02:29.000 You thought January 6th was intense.

00:02:31.000 January 20th, the Proud Boys are going to rain hell upon America.

00:02:36.000 Trump's speech says calm down, but he really meant stand by.

00:02:42.000 You thought you ain't seen nothing yet.

00:02:45.000 And TMZ, Harvey's there with his super goap.

00:02:48.000 And so I started telling him the truth.

00:02:51.000 I showed him the clip of our show, December 22nd, where me and Noblebeard said, don't go, don't go.

00:02:57.000 I explained the stabbings and I explained what the club is.

00:03:01.000 And I said, he goes, I want to show both sides.

00:03:04.000 I go, well, that may be true.

00:03:07.000 I don't even know if you believe that.

00:03:10.000 I think you believe that and you don't realize what's happening.

00:03:13.000 If it bleeds, it leads.

00:03:14.000 The truth doesn't bleed in this scenario.

00:03:16.000 So your story's dying.

00:03:18.000 And I go, it's so meta because as I'm saying this to you, the story is dying on the vine.

00:03:26.000 And he said, well, intelligence has said there's big plans for December January 20th in every city.

00:03:33.000 And I assume that's Proud Boys related too.

00:03:35.000 I'm like, no and no. 1.00

00:03:37.000 And fuck Intel. 1.00

00:03:39.000 Intel. 1.00

00:03:39.000 Did Intel know it was going to happen at the Capitol? 1.00

00:03:42.000 Look at all these soldiers that are there right now.

00:03:45.000 The horse has bolted, my friend.

00:03:47.000 You're a little late.

00:03:49.000 And by the way, why weren't there many soldiers after the Kavanaugh hearing when they stormed in, what was it, 2017?

00:03:55.000 They stormed the Capitol, took it over exactly the same way.

00:03:58.000 By the way, this is a bad ad for energy drinks.

00:04:00.000 There's an energy drink on this statue of whoever that is, George Washington.

00:04:07.000 And they're all asleep.

00:04:08.000 If I was this brand, I would sue because it says this energy drink don't work.

00:04:13.000 It's clearly the middle of the day. 0.99

00:04:17.000 So as I explain that there's, I don't think there's going to be anything, fuck Proud Boys. 0.98

00:04:22.000 There's not going to be anything from any MAGA people on January 20th. 0.98

00:04:25.000 The point was made.

00:04:27.000 See, the press, the Bleeds at Leeds press, want January 6th to be the opening act, the appetizer, but it's not.

00:04:34.000 It's done.

00:04:34.000 It was Animal House.

00:04:35.000 It was a fuck you. 1.00

00:04:36.000 Fuck this place. 1.00

00:04:40.000 And we're not going to see anything on January 20th. 1.00

00:04:42.000 Mark my words. 1.00

00:04:44.000 I hate this fucking shit. 1.00

00:04:47.000 That's exactly what the Capitol attack was. 1.00

00:04:49.000 I hate this fucking shit. 1.00

00:04:52.000 Whack. 1.00

00:04:54.000 That thing I can't figure out is, are they facing misdemeanors or 10 years?

00:04:59.000 I've said both on this show because the media said both.

00:05:02.000 Cops tell me it's just all going to be misdemeanors.

00:05:06.000 And then the New York Post says, oh, that judge's son is looking at 10 years.

00:05:10.000 Look at this, AOC.

00:05:12.000 She wants a truth squad. 0.99

00:05:15.000 You know, language police, like we have in Britain.

00:05:18.000 What did Ezra Levant say?

00:05:20.000 He says, I love going to Britain because it's like a dystopian time machine where I can see where America's going to be in five years.

00:05:29.000 I have a very interesting thing to show you. 0.99

00:05:32.000 Ryan always takes my shit here at the studio. 0.98

00:05:35.000 Drinks my beer, has my sandwich. 1.00

00:05:37.000 If I have half a Subway sandwich, I'll go check on the second half and it's fucking gone. 0.98

00:05:42.000 So what I have now is a Budweiser lockbox. 0.98

00:05:48.000 I've already done the combination here.

00:05:51.000 So I take that out.

00:05:52.000 I'm going to be changing the combination, of course, after this.

00:05:54.000 Wait, which side is...

00:05:55.000 Yeah.

00:05:56.000 So you turn it this way.

00:05:58.000 And then this is just for show.

00:06:00.000 Then you then you pop it out and there's all your stuff.

00:06:06.000 You can even fit a beer in there.

00:06:08.000 It's not a joke.

00:06:11.000 And then you put it back like this.

00:06:14.000 Sorry.

00:06:18.000 And then you lock it.

00:06:19.000 You see how the lock part comes out?

00:06:21.000 Scramble the code. 1.00

00:06:23.000 Your shit's safe. 1.00

00:06:25.000 So I can hear your heart breaking, Ryan, as I show this. 1.00

00:06:29.000 You're going to have to get your own fucking Food. 0.99

00:06:30.000 Well, I want one though, too. 1.00

00:06:32.000 I've never touched your disgusting food. 1.00

00:06:34.000 You eat garbage, weird street shit like that orange meat you had last night, and you drink foreskin drippings. 1.00

00:06:44.000 How dare you! 1.00

00:06:46.000 Has anyone ever smelled kombacha?

00:06:48.000 Kombucha. 0.99

00:06:49.000 I could masturbate 13 times a day and sleep with wet underwear every night, and my foreskin wouldn't come close to the disgusting smell of kombacha. 1.00

00:07:02.000 I'll eat your ass. 1.00

00:07:03.000 Now you're wondering why I mentioned masturbating. 1.00

00:07:05.000 What masturbating does is it loosens the dry skin. 0.99

00:07:08.000 You're always shedding, right? 0.99

00:07:11.000 But with a foreskin, it sheds and it has nowhere to go. 0.99

00:07:15.000 So it stays there and ferments and it becomes what's called a dick cheese. 0.99

00:07:19.000 So the more you would masturbate, the more you would wear skin off, the more there is to ferment. 1.00

00:07:23.000 Well, I'll be dipped in shit. 1.00

00:07:25.000 So gentlemen, if you have a foreskin and you're single and you never know if you're going to get laid that night, keep some wet wipes in the bathroom. 1.00

00:07:34.000 That was too much of indescence. 0.98

00:07:36.000 But then you don't want your head to taste soapy. 0.97

00:07:41.000 So what I used to do is, and the girls would usually laugh, I would, after cleaning myself, I'd recede my foreskin and put a little dip of honey on the head and then roll it forward. 0.98

00:07:53.000 Little treat. 0.92

00:07:54.000 Oh.

00:07:56.000 That is real.

00:07:57.000 And I'd usually get like, oh.

00:08:01.000 What do you think?

00:08:02.000 It's quiet.

00:08:03.000 Yeah, no, it's quiet for him.

00:08:07.000 I swear I was looking for the one that was like, the homeboy's going to like get it.

00:08:12.000 Speaking of her face, that woman is hot, obviously, but I don't think she's had a lot of plastic surgery. 1.00

00:08:20.000 She's a child.

00:08:21.000 But I think women are trying to get that face. 1.00

00:08:24.000 Show her again.

00:08:25.000 That's what, Gigi Hadid?

00:08:26.000 Yes.

00:08:27.000 They're trying to get that Bambi look. 0.99

00:08:30.000 So they want a little cartoon nose, and then they want big lips like that. 0.99

00:08:36.000 And the plastic surgery they're getting is turning them into Michael Jackson weirdos.

00:08:40.000 For example, one, two.

00:08:45.000 So this chick, Brielle Bierman, she was from Real Housewives of Atlanta. 0.96

00:08:51.000 So she's tested positive for coronavirus, unfortunately. 1.00

00:08:54.000 Let's look at her fucking weirdo face. 1.00

00:08:58.000 Look at that nose. 1.00

00:09:00.000 Do you know what I mean?

00:09:01.000 Oh, wow, that's fake.

00:09:03.000 Like her nostrils are pinholes.

00:09:05.000 She has to pick her nose with tweezers. 1.00

00:09:08.000 And then the big fake lips.

00:09:10.000 Like, it looks good in a comic book.

00:09:12.000 But if that was in your house all the time, you'd just be like, I'm wearing, I'm with someone who has a Halloween mask on.

00:09:20.000 You know what I mean?

00:09:23.000 And it also strips the face of its character.

00:09:26.000 Look at that.

00:09:28.000 That's Michael Jackson.

00:09:30.000 So it's not just the nose and the lips she's had done with weird like joker schlits, but her eyes have also been.

00:09:37.000 And of course, she's putting up these pictures.

00:09:40.000 So she takes a thousand of them.

00:09:41.000 You're seeing the very, very best with filters and everything where she looks normal.

00:09:48.000 Wait, who is that at the bottom?

00:09:50.000 Oh, is she the daughter of the Real Housewives of Atlanta? 0.89

00:09:53.000 Who's that chick? 1.00

00:09:56.000 Kim.

00:09:57.000 Oh, I get it now. 0.99

00:10:00.000 That's the slutty chick from Real Housewives of Atlanta. 1.00

00:10:04.000 Mom Kim Riel. 0.98

00:10:05.000 And her daughter is Brielle.

00:10:07.000 Yeah.

00:10:08.000 That's it.

00:10:10.000 That's sad.

00:10:11.000 Look at her 1-3. 0.87

00:10:13.000 Here's her normal face. 0.92

00:10:16.000 Now, like, I'm sure an AI would say that is less pretty than the previous girl.

00:10:22.000 Okay, whatever, robot. 1.00

00:10:23.000 Go fuck a dick. 1.00

00:10:25.000 Don't know what that means. 1.00

00:10:26.000 I don't know what that means.

00:10:28.000 But that's like her real face, sort of.

00:10:31.000 You can see the real girl in there.

00:10:33.000 And she's like a solid 6.5. 1.00

00:10:36.000 But she's had her tits done, her face done. 1.00

00:10:38.000 Isn't there something macabre about young women getting plastic surgery and fake tits? 1.00

00:10:45.000 I mean, I understand if you've had six kids and they're just fucking deflated pancakes, they give your husband nightmares and there's nothing there. 0.99

00:10:53.000 That's a before. 1.00

00:10:54.000 I would just say, well, fuck her with her bra on. 1.00

00:10:56.000 But okay, go get your tits done, I guess. 1.00

00:10:59.000 Or if they're hanging into your pockets and they're bumping around, they can get caught in your waistband. 0.99

00:11:05.000 If your nipples get pinched by your belt buckle, okay, maybe I understand, having them taken up. 1.00

00:11:12.000 But a fucking 20-year-old getting bowling balls in her chest? 1.00

00:11:16.000 It breaks my hizart. 1.00

00:11:19.000 It makes me sad.

00:11:20.000 It hurts God's feelings.

00:11:22.000 It's like plastic flowers and perfume. 1.00

00:11:26.000 Which is why I hate fucking cologne. 1.00

00:11:29.000 You must love it after we finish the Thursday show because you go, oh, I get to rub chemical perfume all over my body. 1.00

00:11:36.000 Yeah, I enjoy it.

00:11:38.000 You enjoy cologne.

00:11:40.000 Oh, I was going to do this.

00:11:42.000 Mother Nature's hella pissed. 1.00

00:11:44.000 Yeah, she is.

00:11:46.000 Mother Nature's hella pissed at plastic surgery. 1.00

00:11:50.000 Speaking of plastic surgery, oh, wait, let's show this one.

00:11:54.000 This guy, I looked up his Instagram. 0.96

00:11:56.000 It's not funny, but just like a one-hit wonder, even a broken clock is right twice as he did a fucking hilarious bit. 0.89

00:12:02.000 So don't look up this guy's Instagram and you'll be disappointed. 0.98

00:12:05.000 I promise you, I'm just showing you a fucking gem. 0.98

00:12:24.000 Isn't that cool? 0.99

00:12:24.000 How many, we've all been there, right? 0.99

00:12:27.000 When you're wasted and you wake up and you have like three coats on you or something.

00:12:31.000 You took off your pants and then use them as leg blankets somehow.

00:12:34.000 Oh, it works.

00:12:35.000 Take off your hoodie, anything.

00:12:37.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:12:41.000 Should we just dive into it?

00:12:44.000 Do we have anything funny to discuss?

00:12:46.000 Because I'm about to get heavy, dog.

00:12:47.000 Come on, man, Mikey.

00:12:50.000 Andrew Yang is running for mayor.

00:12:52.000 He's going to save us all.

00:12:54.000 He says he spent his formative years here.

00:12:56.000 Former Democratic presidential candidate Andrew Yang, 46, officially announces his Bid to run for New York.

00:13:01.000 Not happening, dude.

00:13:03.000 Scroll down.

00:13:06.000 Andrew Yang for president.

00:13:08.000 God, he's so Chinese. 1.00

00:13:11.000 He sure is. 1.00

00:13:12.000 He looks like a racist mask. 0.99

00:13:15.000 Yeah. 0.92

00:13:15.000 Like, go back to that picture. 0.92

00:13:17.000 If that was in a Halloween store, they would be boycotted.

00:13:22.000 Atifa would throw bricks through their window. 0.94

00:13:24.000 We don't look like that.

00:13:25.000 There'd be the Asian American Society suing them. 0.78

00:13:28.000 And Andrew Yang would come up and he'd go, I want that mask out of that window.

00:13:33.000 We don't look like that.

00:13:34.000 That looks exactly like him when he did that.

00:13:36.000 He doesn't have eyes there.

00:13:38.000 They're gone.

00:13:39.000 They're gone.

00:13:40.000 Chinese driver, no surviva. 0.99

00:13:44.000 His wife is... 0.99

00:13:47.000 Excuse my prurience.

00:13:49.000 Prurient.

00:13:51.000 That's a great word you should know.

00:13:52.000 P-R-U-R-I-E-N-T. 1.00

00:13:54.000 Pruriant.

00:13:55.000 And it's always having a sexual angle on things.

00:13:58.000 A sexual...

00:13:59.000 And I've noticed that this show is somewhat prurient because the first thing I thought of when I saw Andrew Yang was, his wife kind of looks like Lucy Liu.

00:14:06.000 She's hot. 1.00

00:14:07.000 Yeah, she does.

00:14:08.000 Kind of looks like Lucy Liu.

00:14:09.000 Go look at 1-6. 0.64

00:14:14.000 This will be an interesting to hear your take on her because you are so racist towards your own people.

00:14:19.000 I can see beauty.

00:14:20.000 I'm just not attracted to them.

00:14:21.000 It's weird.

00:14:22.000 What do you think that is?

00:14:23.000 And keep in mind, she's old. 0.98

00:14:24.000 She's probably 40. 1.00

00:14:25.000 Oh, she's very pretty. 0.96

00:14:28.000 She's like 8-ish.

00:14:29.000 Oh, good.

00:14:29.000 Okay.

00:14:30.000 I mean, I'm sure sad that other Chinese woman is behind her. 1.00

00:14:34.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:14:35.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:14:35.000 I thought we all looked the same. 1.00

00:14:37.000 I guess some of us are hotter than others.

00:14:41.000 Some chinks are hotter than others. 1.00

00:14:44.000 Some chinks and others are hotter than other chinks and others. 1.00

00:14:49.000 Ooh, that's a bad one.

00:14:50.000 That's a racist epithet.

00:14:52.000 Racial epithet.

00:14:53.000 Ooh, she looks great in that picture below, right next to me.

00:14:58.000 Her hair's kind of rough.

00:15:00.000 No, above now?

00:15:02.000 Above?

00:15:02.000 Okay, right here.

00:15:04.000 No, no.

00:15:05.000 I said there.

00:15:07.000 Blow that up.

00:15:09.000 I like it when a girl's hair is kind of frizzy, not, you know, kind of tussled. 0.96

00:15:14.000 That cookie looks like Obama.

00:15:16.000 The math one.

00:15:17.000 Oh, yeah, it does.

00:15:19.000 Oh, we need to start focusing on math.

00:15:21.000 A lot of folks, they don't have math.

00:15:25.000 Okay, here's...

00:15:26.000 I'll pay you $100 if you can guess why he will never win.

00:15:30.000 I don't know.

00:15:31.000 He bailed on New York City.

00:15:32.000 That's not it. 0.97

00:15:34.000 But that would turn me off if I still lived in that shithole. 1.00

00:15:38.000 The going got tough, and you fucked off to New Paltz. 1.00

00:15:42.000 Really? 1.00

00:15:42.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:15:43.000 That's my grandparents' neck of the woods-ish, kind of. 0.97

00:15:46.000 Isn't it a shithole?

00:15:49.000 I mean, the college area is kind of nice. 0.97

00:15:50.000 They got a lot of nice lakes and hiking links.

00:15:53.000 I've put the right link.

00:15:54.000 It's not bad.

00:15:56.000 I mean, I like it.

00:15:57.000 Are you sure you clicked on it?

00:15:59.000 1-5.

00:16:01.000 Yeah.

00:16:01.000 You clicked on the wrong link, you boob.

00:16:03.000 Oops.

00:16:04.000 Oh, that's me.

00:16:05.000 Andrew Yang left New York as COVID surged.

00:16:08.000 God, these notes are so tiny.

00:16:10.000 The former presidential candidate who is poised to announce a run for mayor this month lives with his family in a Manhattan apartment, but a review of his social media posts, television appearances, and news coverage demonstrate they sought more comfortable living arrangements in their four-bedroom second home in New Paltz,

00:16:26.000 New York, which they had purchased five years earlier, according to public records.

00:16:30.000 That's not why, though.

00:16:32.000 Can you at home guess?

00:16:35.000 I'll give you a clue.

00:16:37.000 You ready?

00:16:38.000 The clue is kombucha.

00:16:42.000 Kombucha.

00:16:45.000 Can you say it in a sentence?

00:16:47.000 The clue is kombucha.

00:16:52.000 Too late.

00:16:53.000 Four skins.

00:16:54.000 He is a circumcision activist who thinks it's macabre and doesn't see a difference between male circumcision and female circumcision.

00:17:03.000 I'm inclined to agree, Andrew. 0.96

00:17:05.000 I think it's disgusting. 0.52

00:17:07.000 I think it's cruel and unusual. 0.79

00:17:10.000 And the notion that kids don't feel it.

00:17:12.000 Okay, why does a circumcision tray have a head strap, a shoulder strap, wrist straps, all these straps, like some sort of prehistoric torture device?

00:17:23.000 Because it hurts.

00:17:25.000 But if you're anti-circumcision, the Jewish voters of New York will see that as anti-Jewish. 1.00

00:17:32.000 And that's, without the Jew vote in New York, you're fucked. 1.00

00:17:37.000 So that's it. 1.00

00:17:38.000 Is there any way to like to differentiate that and be like, besides people that religiously practice circumcision? 1.00

00:17:45.000 Yeah, but now you're saying, that's like saying going like this is evil and stupid, unless, of course, you're Catholic. 1.00

00:17:54.000 So now these people are going, oh, I guess this is evil and stupid. 1.00

00:17:58.000 Speaking of New York, the New York Times suffers from an affirmative action. 0.98

00:18:03.000 The whole country, I think I might call this episode affirmative action because it keeps coming up in my notes today.

00:18:09.000 AOC is an affirmative action hire.

00:18:11.000 Dean Baquette, they go, we need a black guy.

00:18:15.000 Can any of them run the New York Times?

00:18:17.000 There's a guy in New Orleans, and you can have that whole New Orleans flavor, jambalaya thing.

00:18:23.000 Okay, he's hired.

00:18:24.000 He's the boss.

00:18:25.000 Really? 0.97

00:18:26.000 He hasn't really been doing this for that long, but he's black. 0.56

00:18:29.000 Okay.

00:18:30.000 Hired.

00:18:31.000 And then they go, we need to do a podcast.

00:18:35.000 Podcasts are hot.

00:18:36.000 Do you have any blacks?

00:18:38.000 No, not really. 0.95

00:18:39.000 They would sound too ghetto.

00:18:42.000 You don't have any ones with leather elbow patches that listen to NPR? 0.98

00:18:46.000 No, we have a fag that does that. 1.00

00:18:48.000 Okay, let's get him in. 0.98

00:18:50.000 So we have an affirmative action hire doing affirmative action hire.

00:18:52.000 So they start a podcast called Caliphate, wherein they find a guy who goes, yeah, I was in ISIS.

00:19:01.000 Done.

00:19:02.000 Tell me more.

00:19:03.000 Oh, it was really intense and stuff.

00:19:07.000 Yeah.

00:19:08.000 It's the Kristen Wigg character. 0.79

00:19:10.000 Yeah, I was in ISIS and it was really intense.

00:19:14.000 They go, what did it feel like when you killed a guy?

00:19:17.000 We need some sensationalism.

00:19:18.000 Just like my TMZ buddy I talked to.

00:19:21.000 And he goes, well, I think this might be the clip.

00:19:29.000 I think this guy, we now believe was a con artist who made up most, if not all, of what he told us.

00:19:39.000 Look, there was a well-known reporter involved in it, Rukmini Kalamachi.

00:19:43.000 But this failing isn't about any one reporter.

00:19:46.000 I think this was an institutional failing.

00:19:48.000 Yeah.

00:19:49.000 It's affirmative action. 0.77

00:19:51.000 Institutional failing.

00:19:53.000 True.

00:19:54.000 It's called vetting.

00:19:56.000 You ever heard of vetting?

00:19:57.000 There he is. 0.95

00:19:58.000 That's their black guy. 0.92

00:20:02.000 But I thought I had the clip where they go, how did it feel when you murdered. 0.96

00:20:05.000 Oh, that might be it. 0.97

00:20:08.000 That's the liar.

00:20:14.000 How did it feel?

00:20:15.000 There we go.

00:20:18.000 It just, at the time, it just felt disgusting but numb at the same time, like gloomyish.

00:20:25.000 Gloomy-ish. 0.87

00:20:27.000 I just instantly thought, I'm a psycho killer now. 0.97

00:20:31.000 What the hell did I just do? 0.99

00:20:37.000 How did you feel when you killed a man? 0.96

00:20:39.000 It felt gloomy-ish. 0.98

00:20:41.000 And I thought, I'm a psycho-killer.

00:20:43.000 That sounds like a fact. 1.00

00:20:46.000 How pathetic is that? 0.95

00:20:48.000 And then, of course, the writer, 1-8, the gay dude, Michael Barbero, who, by the way, how's this for weird? 0.98

00:20:56.000 The producer of this podcast was a young girl.

00:20:59.000 Look how successful he is.

00:21:01.000 This is, again, affirmative action and the media.

00:21:04.000 So when they find one of these AA hires, they can't wait to sneeze him out and give him all this great press.

00:21:12.000 It looks like they caught him in the dude, you can't be in here.

00:21:15.000 He's like, that person isn't in ISIS.

00:21:17.000 What?

00:21:18.000 It's just made up.

00:21:20.000 Gloomy-ish?

00:21:23.000 Psycho-Killer?

00:21:24.000 That's a teenage head song.

00:21:26.000 Talking head song.

00:21:27.000 Wait, but pull back on this headline. 0.99

00:21:29.000 It's so fucking sycophantic. 0.98

00:21:31.000 The voice of a generation, Michael Barbaro, made the New York Times Daily podcast, podcast, the daily, a raging success. 0.99

00:21:40.000 Or is it the other way around?

00:21:41.000 I don't know what's more fantastic, the guy or his podcast. 1.00

00:21:46.000 But there was a young woman who was a producer on it, another affirmative action hire, and so that homo dumped his husband so he could fuck her. 1.00

00:21:57.000 She looks like a child, by the way. 1.00

00:22:00.000 But is that 1.6?

00:22:01.000 Yeah.

00:22:03.000 What's her name?

00:22:05.000 Go back to 1.7.

00:22:07.000 You got to see this chick. 1.00

00:22:12.000 No, no, no.

00:22:12.000 Stop, stop.

00:22:13.000 Slow it down.

00:22:14.000 Go to the top. 1.00

00:22:17.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:22:17.000 I'm going to murder you. 1.00

00:22:18.000 That's the top. 1.00

00:22:19.000 Yeah.

00:22:19.000 That is literally the top, but I obviously mean the opening paragraph.

00:22:22.000 We've already seen all that other shit. 0.99

00:22:24.000 Boop-ba-doo-ba-doo, letter posted, keep going. 1.00

00:22:27.000 Oh, so Barbero tried to shut it down.

00:22:29.000 There she is.

00:22:30.000 Lisa Tobin. 1.00

00:22:34.000 So Barbero went on a rampage trying to shut everything down and stop the story from escaping because not only was he stupid enough to listen to these lies. 1.00

00:22:43.000 Show me that thing? 0.99

00:22:45.000 Yeah, that's her. 0.99

00:22:47.000 I can see why a gay would leave another band for this weird boy. 1.00

00:22:51.000 That's a good starter, yeah. 0.99

00:22:53.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:22:54.000 Hey, gays, if you're trying to D gay yourself, start with a weird little boy-looking girl. 1.00

00:23:01.000 And then slowly work your way up to like an Eva Mendez. 0.99

00:23:04.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

00:23:06.000 He dumped his husband for her. 0.89

00:23:08.000 So this is what you get when you have affirmative action. 1.00

00:23:12.000 You get a bunch of shit. 1.00

00:23:15.000 It's not based on merit. 1.00

00:23:16.000 It has to be based on merit.

00:23:21.000 Like Kanye West.

00:23:23.000 I know he is pretty talented.

00:23:25.000 But he said, I want to do a comedy show because he was, I think he was on Craig Anchors or he saw it once.

00:23:31.000 And he goes, I want to do like a puppet show.

00:23:33.000 And they went, sure, come on in. 1.00

00:23:36.000 And holy shit, does it suck. 1.00

00:23:39.000 Let's check it out. 1.00

00:23:46.000 I didn't know this.

00:23:48.000 Kanye West and Kim Kardashian had a puppet comedy show.

00:23:52.000 So I think what happened here is Kanye dumped some chick because he had a crush on Kim Kardashian. 1.00

00:23:57.000 I think he was about to marry the previous chick, but he saw that that ass. 1.00

00:24:01.000 He likes big butts and he cannot lie about anything else. 1.00

00:24:05.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:24:09.000 No, no, go back. 1.00

00:24:10.000 What do you think I'm doing? 0.98

00:24:16.000 So Kanye West likes big butts and he cannot lie. 1.00

00:24:19.000 And he saw Kim's gigantic, fucking, freakishly big ass. 1.00

00:24:23.000 I love big asses too, but that's too much. 1.00

00:24:26.000 That's too much ass. 1.00

00:24:27.000 If she sat on your face, you would die. 1.00

00:24:30.000 So he was dating some chick. 0.69

00:24:31.000 I think he was going to marry Ari Dumpter.

00:24:33.000 And then he brought in Kim Kardashian into this pilot he was working on that is a puppet comedy show.

00:24:40.000 It's scary shandling, basically, meets SNL with puppets.

00:24:44.000 So there's sketches and there's things, but we also see the green screen and we see behind the scenes.

00:24:51.000 I don't hate the pitch, although comedy with puppets is rough.

00:24:56.000 I don't think I've ever seen it done well. 0.68

00:24:58.000 That Team America World Police was fucking hilarious, but there was no people in it.

00:25:02.000 And then there was that one that Fatso did, that Melissa McCarthy, where she was a raunchy detective in Puppet Town. 0.93

00:25:10.000 And that was just grim.

00:25:12.000 All right, let's check it out.

00:25:14.000 We're at the world-famous Chaplin Stages, which is now the Jim Henson Company.

00:25:19.000 This is where Charlie Chaplin shot a bunch of his movies.

00:25:22.000 But today we're making comedy of a very different sort.

00:25:28.000 Let me lay you down on my silky sheets. 0.95

00:25:32.000 So that is their auditioning this sketch that has Kim Kardashian as Princess Leia, which I bet Kanye wrote because he used to jerk off to Princess Leia. 0.99

00:25:42.000 Although now I think he jerks off, he just has Jeffree Star do all this jerking for him. 0.99

00:25:50.000 And then come in close behind you. 0.99

00:25:56.000 Then I'll show you my desire. 1.00

00:26:01.000 And put my penis inside your vagina. 1.00

00:26:11.000 You know who that is? 1.00

00:26:12.000 Yesterday, I was talking about Jimmy Kimmel's brother insulting me by saying I don't want to show that retard thing, the soap opera. 1.00

00:26:19.000 I was wrong.

00:26:20.000 It was this guy, Daniel Killison, who is a producer at Jimmy Kimmel's production company.

00:26:26.000 This guy is an awesome dude who was a major part of the Perry project.

00:26:33.000 I think he was like, Jimmy Kimmel funded a lot of the Perry project, but this guy did the heavy lifting.

00:26:38.000 Jimmy just wrote the checks.

00:26:40.000 Daniel Kelleson is possibly the most integral part of the Perry Project.

00:26:45.000 And of course, if you don't know what I'm talking about, go watch Windy City Heat and your life will never be the same again.

00:26:50.000 And it's free on YouTube. 0.99

00:26:54.000 That joke sucks. 1.00

00:26:55.000 Penis vagina. 1.00

00:26:58.000 Come on, everybody. 1.00

00:26:59.000 This is the place to go.

00:27:00.000 Now let the lights, cameras, and stuff.

00:27:02.000 I think it's really dark to me.

00:27:03.000 Is that just the footage?

00:27:09.000 There he is.

00:27:09.000 Daniel Killison.

00:27:13.000 Created a show called Pope Troy.

00:27:15.000 This was 2011.

00:27:17.000 He a famous rapper, but everybody else is human. 0.84

00:27:20.000 Don't nobody know he a pig except for like smart people. 0.94

00:27:24.000 And like his whole thing is like, uh. 0.96

00:27:26.000 So it's like, you gonna get a job today, Troy.

00:27:30.000 You gonna pay your job some boy, Troy.

00:27:33.000 They went to do a cartoon.

00:27:34.000 I told him it should be a puppet.

00:27:36.000 Just language.

00:27:37.000 New Jimmy Kimmel, performed on Jimmy Kimmel's show.

00:27:40.000 We went to Jimmy Kimmel's people, Jack Hole Industries, which is Jimmy Kimmel, Daniel Kellison, and Adam Carolla.

00:27:46.000 We did a show called Crank Anchors, which they liked.

00:27:49.000 And actually, Crank Anchors was funny.

00:28:01.000 Sort of how this one was born.

00:28:02.000 We all developed the idea more, and then we came up with alligator boots.

00:28:07.000 And now, we're doing a pilot.

00:28:10.000 Excuse me, sir.

00:28:11.000 What's those show?

00:28:12.000 Maybe you know these alligators.

00:28:14.000 It's a sizzle reel that's not really sizzling.

00:28:16.000 It's more of a slow bake reel.

00:28:20.000 Don't worry, we won't watch the whole thing.

00:28:22.000 Now let's start the show.

00:28:24.000 Let's start the show.

00:28:30.000 You know what was a good show?

00:28:31.000 Do you ever see the PJs?

00:28:33.000 Yeah.

00:28:33.000 With Eddie Murphy?

00:28:35.000 That was really well done.

00:28:39.000 What is this show, Phil?

00:28:41.000 The premise of the show?

00:28:42.000 Hey! 1.00

00:28:43.000 Give me all your money, bitch. 1.00

00:28:44.000 And your wives, too. 1.00

00:28:50.000 We're gonna do a scissor reel. 0.52

00:28:51.000 Try to have a joke.

00:28:52.000 We're two and a half minutes in. 1.00

00:28:53.000 We've had the penis vagina joke, which sucked, and nothing else. 1.00

00:28:57.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:29:02.000 That's a titmouse animation.

00:29:04.000 They're the top.

00:29:05.000 Yeah.

00:29:06.000 I think they're originally from my hometown of Ottawa, Canada.

00:29:16.000 Before I fly, maybe I should smoke the rest of this blindfires.

00:29:19.000 Alligator Boots is, in one sentence, sort of a hip-hop Muppet show.

00:29:23.000 But behind the scenes of a variety show that doesn't really exist.

00:29:26.000 It's kind of like the format of the old school Muppet show where we've got a guest host who's a human.

00:29:31.000 They get a celebrity guest every week.

00:29:32.000 And he's interacting with public characters.

00:29:35.000 But then there's also the component of Saturday Night Live.

00:29:37.000 Like a comedy show.

00:29:38.000 Where there's an audience.

00:29:39.000 So some of what we're seeing is like the pitch.

00:29:42.000 The concept could be good if they had good writers, right?

00:29:46.000 And Daddy Beach.

00:29:48.000 Fake commercials, really funny videos.

00:29:50.000 The other half is behind the scenes.

00:29:52.000 What's happening back in the dressing rooms and backstage.

00:29:55.000 The show live in 20 seconds.

00:29:57.000 And come on.

00:29:58.000 Every week there's a new live action host.

00:30:00.000 In this case, it's Kanye West.

00:30:01.000 Mr. Kanye West.

00:30:05.000 The script is very funny.

00:30:07.000 I hear a lot of laughing.

00:30:08.000 They wrote the script to play off Kanye's reputation for being a diva.

00:30:11.000 I bet she's not funny.

00:30:12.000 She just sits there fake laughing all day. 1.00

00:30:16.000 They wrote the script to play off Kanye's reputation for being a little bit of a diva.

00:30:20.000 Peanut, where's Kanye?

00:30:22.000 Oh, he just called.

00:30:23.000 He read it late.

00:30:24.000 He's kind of a rude step host.

00:30:26.000 They're trying to get him to do certain sketches and songs.

00:30:29.000 One in particular, there's sort of a back and forth between him and...

00:30:32.000 I like to call it Ryan Fest Altar Ego Port Troy, which is sort of the hero of our show.

00:30:36.000 Your manager told me you read the script and you was cool with it.

00:30:40.000 First of all, don't touch me.

00:30:42.000 Kanye wants to do this big.

00:30:44.000 Okay, so that's two jokes we've had in this entire sizzle reel.

00:30:47.000 I understand they're pitching a concept, but you could pepper it with some laughs at some point. 0.99

00:30:52.000 We're four minutes in and we've had the penis vagina thing and first of all, don't touch me. 1.00

00:30:57.000 And that, that, did you see he had a picture on his desk to Kanye from Kanye? 0.99

00:31:01.000 This is Nickelodeon levels, folks. 0.99

00:31:07.000 And then I want to have like Kim Kardashian play Princess Leia because you know Kim Kardashian's ass just show just perfect. 1.00

00:31:15.000 And our star of the show, Cork Troy, wants to do a club song called Baby in the Club. 0.98

00:31:20.000 Baby in the Club, she got a baby in the club. 0.99

00:31:23.000 Look at that girl with a baby rim. 1.00

00:31:26.000 It's a very funny song that Ryan Fest has written something that I think Ryan Fest saw and came back and put a song about it.

00:31:32.000 You know what this is really about?

00:31:34.000 This is black culture being filtered through white professionals. 0.71

00:31:40.000 And it just doesn't work.

00:31:41.000 You can't do it.

00:31:42.000 I mean, when you look at Tyler Perry movies or the Wayans Brothers, like White Chicks, there's a scene in White Chicks where he, as a woman, goes into the woman's bathroom and he's farting and having diarrhea because his stomach's upset,

00:31:59.000 I presume. 1.00

00:32:00.000 And he's like on the toilet going, and there's women who are putting on their lipstick listening going, what the terrible, stupid, juvenile shit. 1.00

00:32:15.000 He farts 18 times. 1.00

00:32:17.000 I counted it.

00:32:18.000 And you go, this is not, this is for a different culture.

00:32:22.000 This isn't for me. 1.00

00:32:24.000 So I'm guessing, judging by that rooster that was like, ain't that a bitch? 1.00

00:32:29.000 We have super juvenile garbage potty humor, and it's filtered through like prose, like The Man Show, Crank Anchors, Jimmy Kimmel, people who've been successful in television for decades, and they just go, I can't, I don't know how to make this baby shit edible. 0.99

00:32:48.000 You gonna put a club together to 21? 0.99

00:32:50.000 Honey does not want to do the song that worked for you is written.

00:32:53.000 Like five minutes ago, you just said you was gonna do it.

00:32:56.000 Like five minutes ago, I lied.

00:32:57.000 When they say action, do you already get nervous?

00:32:59.000 I'm getting nervous about seeing honey and wedding face, but we're gonna plastic rattle. 0.61

00:33:04.000 Action!

00:33:10.000 Wow, this is terrible.

00:33:11.000 I'm really glad it didn't get made.

00:33:21.000 Where'd you head at?

00:33:23.000 Where's your head at?

00:33:28.000 I know that seemed like a total waste of time, and it was, but don't worry, I can redeem it.

00:33:33.000 He's done this a few times, and everyone jumps at it.

00:33:36.000 Same way with, what's his name, Neil deGrasse Tyson?

00:33:40.000 He's not a very accomplished astrophysicist, but because he's black, everyone goes, yay. 1.00

00:33:46.000 He could say, hey, this is going to sound crazy, but I would love to hunt humans safari style around Manhattan. 0.83

00:33:54.000 Okay, we'll get some people from death row. 0.95

00:33:57.000 We'll give them orange jumpsuits and GPS tracking devices, and we'll get you a pith helmet, and you can go nuts. 0.72

00:34:03.000 Thank you.

00:34:04.000 You look at his Twitter following, which was, I think, 347 billion, and the number of papers he had published in peer-reviewed journals, which was like 12.

00:34:13.000 And then you had other astrophysicists that had hundreds of published things and zero popularity because of affirmative action.

00:34:22.000 So every time Kanye West goes, I have an idea, they go, yes, please, it's done.

00:34:26.000 And he's not funny.

00:34:29.000 If you want someone to do a funny show, find someone who's funny. 0.99

00:34:35.000 Like fucking Kyle Dunagan. 0.99

00:34:38.000 Kyle Dunagan is not black. 1.00

00:34:40.000 He's not gay. 0.63

00:34:41.000 He's not a woman. 1.00

00:34:42.000 But he is one of the funniest fucking people in the world. 0.99

00:34:45.000 Did you see the latest at home with Sly? 0.99

00:34:49.000 At Home with Sly Stone, Child Actors?

00:34:53.000 He's showing how these different child...

00:34:55.000 I haven't laughed.

00:34:55.000 I laughed out loud.

00:34:56.000 I laughed out loud very rarely.

00:34:59.000 And this made me laugh my head off.

00:35:01.000 Is that child actors?

00:35:02.000 This is December 21th.

00:35:03.000 This came at Home Alone.

00:35:05.000 No, no, no, no.

00:35:06.000 This is brand new.

00:35:09.000 Is that the most recent one? 1.00

00:35:11.000 Shit. 1.00

00:35:11.000 What, a month ago? 1.00

00:35:12.000 No, no.

00:35:13.000 Six days ago.

00:35:15.000 Oh, he does a lot.

00:35:16.000 Why wouldn't you have these in chronological order?

00:35:19.000 Did you click videos?

00:35:21.000 Yeah, this is all videos.

00:35:24.000 At home with him, Sly Six.

00:35:28.000 Anyway, he's talking about childhood stars who aged weird, and he has the Josh Hadley, whatever his name is, I see dead people.

00:35:35.000 And then they show him now, and he goes, I see dead people.

00:35:38.000 I see Jazz Bono.

00:35:41.000 And the kid does look exactly like Jas Bono.

00:35:43.000 I was laughing for five minutes.

00:35:45.000 It was an Instagram reel.

00:35:47.000 Oh, that's why.

00:35:48.000 But those don't register, do they?

00:35:50.000 Oh, yeah.

00:35:50.000 We can get those.

00:35:51.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:35:51.000 I just blew it then. 0.99

00:35:52.000 I ruined the joke.

00:35:53.000 But anyway, that guy's a humorous guy.

00:35:56.000 Why do you want everything to be a pizza pie? 0.98

00:36:00.000 Sanitation workers are almost all black. 0.98

00:36:05.000 With a few Italians peppered in for good mix. 0.72

00:36:07.000 Do you want them to be half women? 1.00

00:36:09.000 I've never seen a Chinese sanitation worker in my life.

00:36:12.000 Should there be?

00:36:14.000 According to your rules, there should be.

00:36:16.000 Everyone should experience everything.

00:36:20.000 Just show any part of Donegan and Sly at home.

00:36:25.000 Was that a new Joe Biden?

00:36:27.000 I think so.

00:36:28.000 Yeah.

00:36:28.000 How old is that?

00:36:29.000 This guy needs a show.

00:36:31.000 He's incredible.

00:36:33.000 Hey, yo, just want to wish you all a very happy Thanksgiving.

00:36:37.000 It's a time for merriment and flammy gatherings. 0.99

00:36:40.000 You know?

00:36:41.000 President Joe Biden here will tell you we wish you a happy 4th of July.

00:36:45.000 No, no, no, not 4th of July.

00:36:46.000 The 5th. 1.00

00:36:47.000 Hey, Karen, someone whacked that fucking turkey that took my commercial. 1.00

00:36:52.000 Hope you all get stuffed. 1.00

00:36:53.000 Yeah, Mary.

00:36:55.000 That's a metaphor for Jacks.

00:36:58.000 The corn day.

00:37:00.000 Happy Corn Day to you.

00:37:02.000 God bless us, everyone.

00:37:04.000 Did you just quote a Christmas carol?

00:37:07.000 Yes. 0.98

00:37:11.000 Happy rape, pillage, and take your land day. 1.00

00:37:14.000 Leonia Penn Santa Santa Clarito. 0.99

00:37:16.000 Anyway, you get the idea.

00:37:17.000 That was stunning.

00:37:18.000 The Bill Maher is so stunning.

00:37:20.000 But it's not just his perfect imitations.

00:37:23.000 Like, you gotta give yourself an hour and watch at home with Slystone on Kyle Dunnegan's channel.

00:37:29.000 It's a slow burn.

00:37:30.000 It took my, my wife was like, I'm not watching this anymore.

00:37:33.000 I go, hold the line.

00:37:37.000 Keep the faith.

00:37:39.000 The kraken is coming. 0.95

00:37:41.000 Let's just.

00:37:46.000 We love the guy.

00:37:47.000 Greatest president ever.

00:37:49.000 It's over. 1.00

00:37:52.000 You're a fucking idiot if you do anything on January 20th. 1.00

00:37:56.000 We got rock and roll mouse now. 1.00

00:38:00.000 I hate rock and roll mouse.

00:38:03.000 It's pretty crazy there, doesn't it?

00:38:07.000 Okay, we're gonna have to work on that.

00:38:11.000 Find Kanye West doing Kirby's enthusiasm.

00:38:14.000 Oh, wait, wait, show some of that.

00:38:21.000 What was that?

00:38:23.000 But chats, we're gonna fix up Kirby's garage with those.

00:38:27.000 That is a you folks.

00:38:28.000 He's got a easy thing to do.

00:38:30.000 All right?

00:38:32.000 There's a yo. 0.96

00:38:33.000 It's not while in a bunch of oaths.

00:38:35.000 It's one.

00:38:37.000 All right.

00:38:37.000 Now don't make don't make Stallone mad here.

00:38:40.000 That's a yo. 0.95

00:38:41.000 Exclamation points, okay.

00:38:44.000 Hold on.

00:38:44.000 Let me.

00:38:45.000 Elon Musk said to watch Demolition Man.

00:38:47.000 Would you take his rocket for a ride?

00:38:50.000 I guess he recommends...

00:38:51.000 Demolition Man is an awesome movie.

00:38:52.000 Okay, that's enough.

00:38:54.000 He takes these.

00:38:54.000 People pay and they call it a yo.

00:38:57.000 But yeah, let's see Kanye West doing Curb Your Enthusiasm.

00:39:03.000 Like If I was a TV exec and Kanye West goes, Yo, I have an idea.

00:39:06.000 I want to do like Larry David.

00:39:08.000 Oh, you mean the funniest guy of all time who's made half a billion dollars with his jokes because he's been doing them since he was a 20-year-old living in Manhattan?

00:39:16.000 Yeah, kind of like that.

00:39:18.000 All right, what do you got?

00:39:20.000 Well, I made a pilot.

00:39:21.000 Okay, let's see it.

00:39:22.000 Oh my gosh, Mr. Wassman, I'm so glad you're here.

00:39:24.000 Thank you so much.

00:39:26.000 It's like a dream, like a wish come true.

00:39:30.000 Julio!

00:39:31.000 What?

00:39:33.000 Hold on, hold on, wait a second.

00:39:34.000 Okay, oh, no, okay.

00:39:36.000 Hello.

00:39:37.000 Hello, Scary Tiger.

00:39:38.000 Hello?

00:39:39.000 Hello?

00:39:40.000 I'm with the Make-A-Wish Kid.

00:39:46.000 I'm with the Make-A-Wish Kid.

00:39:47.000 I feel like your phone would be on when you're going to see a Make-A-Wish Kid.

00:39:51.000 I'm with a Make-A-Wish Kid right now.

00:39:57.000 For the record, I like Kanye.

00:39:59.000 You do.

00:40:00.000 Excuse me.

00:40:01.000 I wish you liked being funny more.

00:40:05.000 I'm trying to do this thing with my husband.

00:40:08.000 A great shoe designer and pop artist isn't going to be funny, necessarily.

00:40:14.000 Is he here?

00:40:14.000 Yankees, right?

00:40:15.000 He's to your left again.

00:40:16.000 Right there, right there.

00:40:20.000 Julio, could you put the PSP down maybe and talk to Kenny a little bit?

00:40:24.000 Kanye.

00:40:25.000 I'm sorry?

00:40:26.000 Kanye.

00:40:27.000 Oh, I'm from Ohio.

00:40:28.000 We say Kenny.

00:40:30.000 That's how we pronounce it.

00:40:31.000 Well, I don't care where you're from.

00:40:33.000 You pronounce my name Kanye.

00:40:34.000 Oh, okay.

00:40:35.000 Wait, he's pronouncing it wrong.

00:40:36.000 I thought it was Kanye.

00:40:38.000 It's Kanye?

00:40:38.000 Kanye.

00:40:39.000 Where you from?

00:40:40.000 You guys say Kanye.

00:40:42.000 Did you just come back from the dentist?

00:40:43.000 Are your lips numb?

00:40:44.000 Oh, Kanye.

00:40:46.000 Kanye.

00:40:47.000 Kanye.

00:40:48.000 Kanye.

00:40:49.000 Yeah, okay.

00:40:49.000 Like Kanye Rogers.

00:40:51.000 Island in the stream.

00:40:53.000 She's not terrible.

00:40:54.000 No.

00:40:55.000 She can tell she's a professional.

00:40:56.000 She's giving it something.

00:40:57.000 She's trying.

00:40:58.000 Who do you like?

00:41:01.000 Hasn't this bit been done to death?

00:41:03.000 The make-a-wish kid who isn't happy with what the celebrity brought?

00:41:07.000 I'm sure I've seen that somewhere before.

00:41:09.000 It's a trope just like, how long have you been standing there?

00:41:13.000 Yeah.

00:41:14.000 He's behind me right now, isn't he?

00:41:16.000 Yeah.

00:41:17.000 I'm getting too old for this.

00:41:20.000 No, that's different.

00:41:21.000 Oh.

00:41:22.000 R. Kelly's cool.

00:41:26.000 Boy, I like DJ Unk, walking out.

00:41:30.000 That was real cool.

00:41:31.000 What?

00:41:32.000 He liked any of my songs?

00:41:34.000 They're okay.

00:41:36.000 Mr. West was on the side of the song.

00:41:37.000 Yeah, he had his mouth wired shut.

00:41:39.000 Remember that?

00:41:41.000 He had his jaw wired shut one time.

00:41:43.000 He broke his jaw, and he did a whole record with his jaw wired shut.

00:41:46.000 I don't know when this was, but.

00:41:47.000 I'm going to do the whole show with my jaw wired shut.

00:41:49.000 It's not hard.

00:41:51.000 It does, it just adds kind of a almost like a chick angle, like a LA chick.

00:41:58.000 It almost gives you a form of vocal fry.

00:42:02.000 Could you rap like that?

00:42:03.000 All right, we're going low on substance here.

00:42:05.000 Let's get back to serious news.

00:42:07.000 BLM. 0.71

00:42:09.000 So that Portland bookstore.

00:42:11.000 Oh, wait, you got to show the BLM Antifa thing.

00:42:13.000 Of course. 1.00

00:42:16.000 Fucking. 1.00

00:42:17.000 Two, three, four. 1.00

00:42:20.000 Get fucking away from me! 1.00

00:42:28.000 Look at these fucking horrible, weak losers. 1.00

00:42:33.000 Fuck your dad. 1.00

00:42:37.000 So the Portland bookstore that was going, they never sold Andy Noe's book. 1.00

00:42:42.000 They were going to.

00:42:45.000 And they were screaming, Andy Noe's book isn't out yet.

00:42:48.000 So he discussed possibly, see, this is too much plush now.

00:42:53.000 It's amazing the balance we had.

00:42:55.000 Yeah.

00:42:56.000 I mean, do you want to borrow from my area? 1.00

00:42:59.000 You have all Trump shit. 1.00

00:43:01.000 Oh, I ain't dumb. 1.00

00:43:02.000 Holy fuck, you're dumb. 1.00

00:43:04.000 Ryan, I'm just going to go. 1.00

00:43:05.000 I removed a Trump statue, and your suggestion to replace it is a Trump statue?

00:43:09.000 I just like him.

00:43:11.000 I don't want him to go.

00:43:13.000 He's gone.

00:43:14.000 It's over.

00:43:16.000 It's over.

00:43:17.000 It's over.

00:43:18.000 It's over. 0.98

00:43:19.000 We got four years of bullshit wokeism and affirmative action to deal with. 0.98

00:43:24.000 And we've seen how that worked out with the New York Times. 0.99

00:43:27.000 I felt like a psycho killer.

00:43:29.000 It was really gloomy-ish.

00:43:32.000 Tell me more.

00:43:32.000 Head of ISIS?

00:43:37.000 God. 0.99

00:43:38.000 That stinks.

00:43:42.000 Doesn't occur to you when you get something that huge like Mick Jaggers here.

00:43:48.000 Really?

00:43:50.000 How do I know it's not a Mick Jagger impersonator?

00:43:53.000 Let me see him. 1.00

00:43:54.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:43:55.000 It is. 0.99

00:43:57.000 So go to 2.0.

00:43:59.000 They've released a statement.

00:44:01.000 So it feels, and in it they say, it feels ugly and sickening. 0.99

00:44:07.000 Wait, now you fucking hid it from me. 0.99

00:44:09.000 Zoom out. 1.00

00:44:10.000 I can't read shit, Ryan. 0.99

00:44:11.000 Come on, dude. 0.99

00:44:11.000 Please work with me here. 0.99

00:44:13.000 It feels ugly and sickening to give any air to writing that could cause such deep pain to members of our community.

00:44:24.000 Wow.

00:44:26.000 No one calling for be banned has read it.

00:44:28.000 Good point. 0.98

00:44:28.000 This is like my 10 things I hate about the Jews. 0.98

00:44:30.000 No one's seen the video. 0.99

00:44:32.000 Can you zoom out so I can fucking read that? 0.98

00:44:34.000 It was written by a provocateur who has made a career of inciting violence over inflammatory and inaccurate ideas. 0.99

00:44:40.000 Prove that.

00:44:42.000 You just make wild allegations.

00:44:43.000 Proud boys were there at Capitol Rites.

00:44:46.000 They did it.

00:44:46.000 They were flashing white power symbols.

00:44:48.000 They wore orange hats because I said so.

00:44:50.000 It's much easier to be a reporter than it was in the 80s and the 70s and the old days.

00:44:55.000 Now you just say things. 0.99

00:44:56.000 Ryan raped five chicks. 1.00

00:45:02.000 That's four. 1.00

00:45:03.000 At a party on Thursday.

00:45:06.000 It felt gloomy-ish. 0.97

00:45:07.000 He felt like a psycho-rapist.

00:45:08.000 It was really gloomy-ish. 0.99

00:45:13.000 And then, so, like, everyone's been saying, yes, the Capitol sucked. 0.90

00:45:17.000 That was rude behavior. 0.99

00:45:19.000 Terrible.

00:45:21.000 But what about all this behavior?

00:45:22.000 And CNN explains it to us.

00:45:24.000 No, you see, the riots were based on real justified thing, like George Floyd and Breonna Taylor and all these innocent black people who've never done anything wrong, just getting killed for sport. 0.83

00:45:35.000 The Capitol was based on the myths that the election was stolen.

00:45:40.000 By the way, CNN, Breonna Taylor was a myth. 0.81

00:45:43.000 She was a gangster. 0.72

00:45:45.000 She lived with drug dealers. 1.00

00:45:46.000 She got shot in the crossfire when drug dealers shot at cops.

00:45:50.000 That's shouldn't even register in the local news. 0.99

00:45:54.000 You know how many fucking 20 blacks went were Breonna Taylore today? 1.00

00:45:58.000 That's life in the crime-ridden fucking streets of shithole cities like Baltimore and the south side of Chicago and East New York. 1.00

00:46:07.000 But go back to that. 0.99

00:46:09.000 People marched by the thousands in both after believing that a wrong had been done to them.

00:46:13.000 They were correct.

00:46:14.000 And by the way, the insurrection wasn't just based on the election. 0.98

00:46:18.000 It was based on a year of bullshit media exactly like this. 0.94

00:46:23.000 The calls for racial justice across America over the summer, however, were backed by the deaths of George Floyd, a drug dealer's girlfriend, and the pain of following generations of anti-blackness sentiment. 1.00

00:46:37.000 What the fuck language is this? 0.99

00:46:40.000 The pain of following generations of anti-blackness sentiment, not even anti-black sentiment. 1.00

00:46:48.000 What a sentence.

00:46:50.000 That's like someone in college wrote this. 0.99

00:46:53.000 Some black girl who's half black, who's black dad, peaced out. 0.99

00:46:56.000 She's got a big afro, black power. 1.00

00:46:58.000 She always shits on her white mom. 1.00

00:47:00.000 And she got a job at CNN the day she graduated. 0.99

00:47:03.000 Unlike BLM protests, the insurrection at the Capitol was triggered by lies and deeply rooted racist stereotypes, experts say.

00:47:10.000 The race thing on that, it's just like abortion. 0.82

00:47:14.000 50% of women are pro-life.

00:47:16.000 Why is it anti-woman to be pro-life?

00:47:22.000 Anyway, Don Lamond further elucidates not just why Antifa are good.

00:47:31.000 In fact, he said that a while ago.

00:47:32.000 Remember?

00:47:32.000 It's in the name Anti-Fascist.

00:47:35.000 So he's already explained why Antifa is good.

00:47:38.000 But let's hear exactly why we are bad.

00:47:42.000 Now what you hear is, well, you can't say that everybody who voted for Trump is like the people who went into the Capitol.

00:47:50.000 Response.

00:47:52.000 You can't say that, what, everybody's like?

00:47:53.000 Everybody who voted for Trump is like them.

00:47:55.000 And now, just to explain to you, if you are on that side, you need to think about the side you're on.

00:48:01.000 I am never on the side of the Klan.

00:48:04.000 I am principal people, conservative or liberal, never on the Klan side.

00:48:08.000 Principal people, conservative or liberal, never on the Nazi side.

00:48:12.000 Principal people who are conservative or liberal, never on the side that treats their fellow Americans as less than.

00:48:21.000 That says that you're full of people.

00:48:23.000 Less than.

00:48:24.000 Anti-blackness. 0.66

00:48:25.000 Marginalized people.

00:48:27.000 We should have a whole, we should start a list of all their weird words.

00:48:30.000 Less than.

00:48:31.000 Remember it was, you don't want me to exist?

00:48:34.000 The whole trans thing? 1.00

00:48:38.000 What have you done?

00:48:40.000 Principal people, conservative or liberal, never on the Nazi side.

00:48:44.000 Principal people who are conservative or liberal, never on the side that treats their fellow Americans as less than, that says that your fellow Americans should not exist.

00:48:56.000 That says your fellow Americans should be in a concentration or that sides with slavery or sides with any sort of bigotry.

00:49:04.000 Right.

00:49:04.000 And if they say, I don't agree with those people, I just like Trump's policy.

00:49:07.000 Well, then get out of the crowd with them.

00:49:09.000 Get out of the crowd with them.

00:49:10.000 I wasn't in the crowd.

00:49:11.000 I just voted for Trump.

00:49:12.000 You're in the crowd who voted for Trump.

00:49:13.000 If you voted for Trump, you voted for the person who the Klan supported. 0.52

00:49:19.000 You voted for the person who Nazis support. 0.58

00:49:23.000 You voted for the person who the alt-right supports.

00:49:27.000 That's the crowd that you are in.

00:49:29.000 You voted for a person who supported the people.

00:49:32.000 If you check into the alt-right, the modern alt-right, the Richard Spencers and stuff, they are pro-Muslim, pro-jihadists. 0.99

00:49:39.000 They like that Muslims are traditional, that they behead homosexuals, and they love that radical jihadists hate Israel. 0.97

00:49:47.000 So, if you don't support Israel, you are on the side of the jihadists. 0.99

00:49:53.000 Get out of the crowd with them.

00:49:55.000 If you don't support Israel, you are on the side of the Nazis. 0.90

00:49:59.000 Get out of the crowd with them. 1.00

00:50:00.000 You see how it works, you fucking boob? 1.00

00:50:03.000 Hitler used toilet paper. 1.00

00:50:05.000 You used toilet paper. 0.77

00:50:07.000 Are you Hitler? 0.78

00:50:08.000 All dogs are mammals.

00:50:10.000 All cats are mammals.

00:50:11.000 Are all cats dogs, Don?

00:50:14.000 No.

00:50:14.000 What you're doing right there is called guilt by association.

00:50:18.000 And we learned of this logical fallacy in high school.

00:50:22.000 Freshman year, even.

00:50:25.000 Let's check in with some of these Klan members.

00:50:27.000 Two, three.

00:50:30.000 Let's see who's on the side of the Klan. 0.73

00:50:35.000 Among those arrested in Capitol Hill are Olympic gold medal winner, a CEO, a sitting state representative, retired lieutenant colonel in the military, off-duty police officers, the son of a judge.

00:50:44.000 And you know what's funny the take on that is?

00:50:47.000 Not that they're not Nazis, but that that's just proof that Nazism is so deep-seated in our community.

00:50:55.000 It's systemic, you see? 0.91

00:50:57.000 Even CEOs are Nazis. 0.92

00:51:00.000 Hoi, way. 0.94

00:51:02.000 By the way, little side note.

00:51:05.000 I don't really get insurrection. 1.00

00:51:08.000 Like, I understand that these assholes were mad and they wanted to wreck the place and give a final fuck you to the system. 1.00

00:51:15.000 I get that. 1.00

00:51:16.000 But that's not the narrative.

00:51:17.000 The narrative is that they wanted to take over the government.

00:51:20.000 Really?

00:51:21.000 I'm just not buying that.

00:51:22.000 I can't picture it.

00:51:23.000 So what happens?

00:51:24.000 Like, the noose was obviously a metaphor. 0.99

00:51:26.000 We'd love it if this was the 1700s and we could hang you. 0.96

00:51:30.000 That's the sort of implication. 0.99

00:51:33.000 They're not going to literally hang Nancy Pelosi, then put her body there, and then hang AOC, then throw her body down, and then hang them all. 0.83

00:51:39.000 And then they can walk in. 0.99

00:51:41.000 Wait, who's that black guy? 0.81

00:51:43.000 Oh, this is the Piero cop. 0.75

00:51:46.000 Oh, okay.

00:51:49.000 And then what do they do?

00:51:50.000 With their bullhorns and stuff, their Jamirique hats, they go, okay, first order business is the Bay Bridge in San Francisco with the infrastructure is rusting at the bottom.

00:52:03.000 They want FEMA money to help with that.

00:52:06.000 I think that's a local state matter.

00:52:08.000 Say I agreed.

00:52:09.000 I. Okay.

00:52:11.000 Call the Jamirique guy down in San Francisco and tell him he's on his own with the bridge repair. 1.00

00:52:18.000 Next order business.

00:52:20.000 How does it work?

00:52:20.000 This is all well documented in the crass song Bloody Revolutions, where they talk about post-revolution and they say, who supplies the energy?

00:52:29.000 Where Zyklon B succeeded, North Sea gas will fail.

00:52:32.000 It's just a Simote story of man destroying man.

00:52:35.000 We've got to look to have answers for the problems of this land.

00:52:39.000 You talk about fighting power with violence as your goal.

00:52:43.000 And then he says, what does he say?

00:52:46.000 It's just another set of bigots with their rifle sights on me.

00:52:50.000 Which is exactly what would happen with any revolution. 0.95

00:52:53.000 This is some slow-ass internet, bro.

00:52:56.000 Yeah, what's going on? 0.87

00:52:57.000 It's ouchies trying to plot it for a while.

00:53:00.000 Well, we got a lot of vids.

00:53:02.000 We do, yeah.

00:53:02.000 Oh, that's fine.

00:53:04.000 From the beginning? 1.00

00:53:04.000 No, why don't I listen to the whole fucking thing? 1.00

00:53:10.000 I know those dudes. 1.00

00:53:12.000 I think they might.

00:53:13.000 I don't think they like me again, because G and Penny don't respond to me anymore.

00:53:19.000 But I think they still like my kids.

00:53:22.000 So maybe my daughter will go visit them.

00:53:24.000 You ever hear that thing where it says it's impossible to hate somebody who made you laugh or you made them laugh?

00:53:32.000 Well, I used to make Penny Rimbaud piss his pants laughing. 1.00

00:53:36.000 You know?

00:53:36.000 That could be a thing.

00:53:37.000 Do you hate David Cross?

00:53:39.000 Nope.

00:53:40.000 Yeah.

00:53:40.000 See, that's the thing.

00:53:41.000 He might not hate you either. 0.99

00:53:42.000 David Cross never fucked me over and all that shit. 0.98

00:53:46.000 And he never actually said, we can't be friends anymore. 0.99

00:53:48.000 It just sort of became an understanding that I was leaving the Amish community.

00:53:52.000 So he's still Amish. 0.99

00:53:55.000 When did you meet Krass?

00:53:58.000 I don't know, around 2000?

00:53:59.000 Well, no, no.

00:54:00.000 I was there with my kids.

00:54:02.000 My eldest boy was probably four.

00:54:05.000 So about 10 years ago.

00:54:08.000 Pretty cool.

00:54:11.000 Speaking of affirmative action hires, Alexandria Okezi-Cortez was elected because she is female and Hispanic. 0.78

00:54:22.000 She lied and pretended that she was from the Bronx.

00:54:25.000 She's not from the Bronx.

00:54:27.000 She is as Bronx as I am British.

00:54:30.000 I left when I was five.

00:54:31.000 She left when she was five.

00:54:32.000 She is a Westchester kid.

00:54:34.000 She's an upper middle class, middle class, basically a white girl. 1.00

00:54:39.000 I bet she can't even speak Spanish.

00:54:42.000 I want to see that. 0.98

00:54:45.000 See if you can find her speaking Spanish on your shittiest internet in the world. 1.00

00:54:53.000 Let's see what we got. 0.92

00:54:56.000 Let's see.

00:54:57.000 Telemundo, okay.

00:54:59.000 If you're speaking Spanish, that'd be the place to do it. 1.00

00:55:24.000 Dude, if I could understand everything she's saying, that is bad.

00:55:28.000 I understand everything she just said.

00:55:29.000 Oh, really?

00:55:30.000 Yes.

00:55:30.000 That's not good.

00:55:32.000 No.

00:55:33.000 No, it's not.

00:55:34.000 Can you tell if she has an accent?

00:55:36.000 It sounds a little like she learned instead of grew up with like in school.

00:55:40.000 Yeah.

00:55:42.000 Puerto Rico.

00:55:43.000 That was pretty good.

00:55:44.000 Puerto Rico.

00:55:44.000 I mean, Puerto Rico.

00:55:48.000 Papayar.

00:55:51.000 So that's why she was hired.

00:55:52.000 And the problem with that is when you hire someone, like say you made me the head of the Hells Angels tomorrow because I have a beard.

00:55:59.000 Guess what would happen? 0.99

00:56:00.000 I would fuck it up. 0.96

00:56:02.000 I would be like, what's going on? 0.99

00:56:04.000 Yeah, the guys in Quebec are out of hand.

00:56:06.000 They're killing people. 1.00

00:56:06.000 We have to go up there and kill some guys. 1.00

00:56:08.000 What? 1.00

00:56:11.000 I can't go.

00:56:12.000 What are you talking about?

00:56:13.000 You have to go.

00:56:13.000 You're the head guy.

00:56:14.000 You're going to be doing the shooting. 0.94

00:56:16.000 Don't we have henchmen?

00:56:19.000 I don't want to feel gloomy-ish.

00:56:22.000 I don't want to feel like some psycho killer.

00:56:25.000 By the way, did you get rid of that giant meth shipment?

00:56:28.000 Oh, that.

00:56:29.000 Yeah, I don't.

00:56:30.000 Where do I send it? 0.98

00:56:31.000 Oh, for fuck's sakes. 0.99

00:56:33.000 And then I'd start going crazy and crying and maybe doing drugs to alleviate the stress. 0.99

00:56:37.000 And being good at it, if you will.

00:56:40.000 AOC's not good at it.

00:56:42.000 And I think politics is hard. 1.00

00:56:45.000 I don't like saying that because they're all fucking incompetent imbeciles. 1.00

00:56:48.000 But let me just say the hours. 1.00

00:56:50.000 There's a lot of hours in it.

00:56:54.000 Margaret Thatcher slept four hours a night, famously.

00:56:56.000 And you look at Barack Obama when he went into office in 08.

00:56:59.000 And even four years later, he looked like Barack Obama's great-grandpa.

00:57:05.000 So AOC is melting down.

00:57:07.000 You didn't, you hired me to run the Hells Angels.

00:57:09.000 And this is what it sounds like.

00:57:10.000 So 2-4, she goes, I almost died at the Capitol.

00:57:18.000 What?

00:57:19.000 And then she goes, I can't get into the details, but it was really intense.

00:57:23.000 This is the thing about 2020.

00:57:24.000 Everything's on tape.

00:57:26.000 So this whole thing with like Proud Boys stormed the Capitol.

00:57:29.000 We saw the videos.

00:57:30.000 We've seen the arrests.

00:57:31.000 It's a judge's son.

00:57:33.000 It's old MAGA dudes.

00:57:36.000 You're lying.

00:57:37.000 Yeah, but Nick Ox was here.

00:57:38.000 Yeah, one guy, one of the arrests was a guy who happens to be a member, and he was shooting it for his murder, his media company called Murder the Media, which is ironic because he hates the media because they always lie.

00:57:51.000 And here he was filming for Murder the Media, and the media is lying about it, and they're making him want to murder them.

00:57:58.000 That was where they did the John of Max drink-a-thon thing, too. 1.00

00:58:01.000 It fucking stinks. 0.99

00:58:03.000 Remember where they raised the donations for the character? 1.00

00:58:04.000 Oh, yeah.

00:58:05.000 That's what they were raising money for Liberty Kinsmen.

00:58:08.000 So that's two charities for Liberty that have been shut down.

00:58:10.000 Murder the Media Drink-a-thons and My Cameos.

00:58:14.000 They really are. 1.00

00:58:15.000 These egalitarians are really good at fucking over black babies, aren't they? 1.00

00:58:20.000 Look at this. 1.00

00:58:23.000 Yeah.

00:58:24.000 The winner.

00:58:25.000 So here's her quote, and it's on that video.

00:58:28.000 As for myself, I had a pretty traumatizing event happen to me, and I do not know if I can even disclose the full details of that event due to security concerns.

00:58:37.000 But I can tell you that I had a very close encounter where I thought I was going to die.

00:58:42.000 And you have all of those thoughts where, you know, at the end of your life, and all of those thoughts come rushing to you.

00:58:48.000 And that's what happened to a lot of us on Wednesday.

00:58:50.000 Remember, she said, almost half the people died.

00:58:53.000 We should start counting these breakdowns, these freakouts.

00:58:57.000 One, I want a truth squad.

00:59:02.000 Two, I almost died in the Capitol.

00:59:05.000 Three, almost half the people in the Capitol, in the House, were murdered.

00:59:14.000 Just bodies piled up.

00:59:16.000 I don't know how many people almost died when liberals stormed the Capitol for the Kavanaugh hearings, but that's three lunacies.

00:59:24.000 Number four, which is 2-5, we, MAGA supporters, are forever stained with the blood of the people who died that day.

00:59:32.000 AOC said that Republicans only care about preserving whiteness.

00:59:36.000 I'm going to make that five.

00:59:38.000 And she then cast doubt about the legitimacy of the U.S. elections, saying, so get this. 0.99

00:59:45.000 She thinks the election was illegitimate because Biden didn't get enough votes.

00:59:51.000 That is a new one.

00:59:54.000 I've never heard that before.

00:59:55.000 This election was fixed.

00:59:57.000 Biden only won a little bit.

01:00:00.000 Whoa.

01:00:02.000 And then she pushed unsubstantiated claims of voter suppression in an election that had historic turnout. 0.93

01:00:10.000 That's six lunatic things.

01:00:13.000 Number seven, and back when I would do lists at Rebel, I always wanted it to be 10.

01:00:18.000 So I'd have to dig and find three more, but we don't have to do that.

01:00:20.000 Number seven, let's just cut the bottom of the country off.

01:00:24.000 This was a tweet Amy Siskin put out where she divided the country from the South was out, but California was in, and they got the West Coast, but then Middle America, and then they got Canada.

01:00:37.000 And she's divorced. 0.95

01:00:40.000 She's miserable.

01:00:40.000 So she wants the country to be divorced, not just within their marriages.

01:00:43.000 And that's something they want.

01:00:45.000 How many times have you seen dump a Trump supporter?

01:00:47.000 Or my wife, all her old friends cutting her off because she doesn't divorce me.

01:00:51.000 So it would be best and equitable for my children to lose a father.

01:00:57.000 And if you don't want that, then I don't want to be your friend anymore.

01:01:03.000 War.

01:01:06.000 But check this out, 2.6.

01:01:10.000 She talks about the South, and they all voted for Trump, so they need to be liberated in order for us to heal.

01:01:17.000 They're a tumor.

01:01:18.000 The South and the flyover states are a tumor.

01:01:21.000 This is not an uncommon thing to hear from the left.

01:01:25.000 I've heard it many times.

01:01:27.000 In fact, the most disturbing version was a, I wish there was a great rain that would just wash the middle states down into the Gulf of Mexico and just leave us with the coast.

01:01:37.000 So you want hundreds of millions of people to die because you don't agree with them.

01:01:43.000 That's Stalinism, folks. 1.00

01:01:44.000 These are fucking communists. 1.00

01:01:46.000 These are not leftists. 1.00

01:01:47.000 But yeah, she said the South must be liberated.

01:01:50.000 Now, we had a civil war.

01:01:52.000 We lost 620,000 men in that war, mostly white men fighting to end slavery.

01:01:56.000 You're welcome.

01:01:58.000 And the equivalent of that today would be 5 million. 0.62

01:02:01.000 So she's essentially calling for an American genocide, a Holocaust, 5 million Americans dead. 1.00

01:02:08.000 Because she's nuts. 0.99

01:02:09.000 Because she's an affirmative action hire and she's in over her head. 1.00

01:02:12.000 She's probably, you know what she's probably doing? 0.98

01:02:15.000 Taking tons of Adderall to get her work done.

01:02:18.000 And she's melting down.

01:02:19.000 I bet her dosage is up to like Milo levels.

01:02:23.000 She's doing three pills. 0.96

01:02:25.000 If I have a quarter of one blue pill, I don't know if all the blue pills are the same, but I am fucking chatty Kathy till 11 p.m. 0.90

01:02:33.000 If I do it at 7 a.m. 0.80

01:02:35.000 So an actual entire 60 milligrams, whoa.

01:02:40.000 What are you doing?

01:02:41.000 Trying to look for that.

01:02:42.000 No, you're never going to find it.

01:02:43.000 Oh.

01:02:44.000 Just check my parlor.

01:02:45.000 Whoops.

01:02:46.000 Oops, a doopsies.

01:02:49.000 It was fun telling that young journalist, if you want to tell two sides, you're out of a job at TMZ.

01:02:55.000 I'm not mad, by the way.

01:02:56.000 I feel nothing.

01:02:57.000 I don't care if I'm TMZ or not.

01:02:59.000 I'm just telling you, as someone who's been in media for 30 years, that you're wrong.

01:03:02.000 He's a kid.

01:03:03.000 He's a young kid.

01:03:03.000 I looked him up.

01:03:05.000 Looks real young.

01:03:07.000 Should I show him?

01:03:08.000 Sure.

01:03:10.000 But I want to see AOC ranting.

01:03:12.000 We've been talking about all her rants.

01:03:13.000 We haven't showed one.

01:03:13.000 Oh, yeah, she is.

01:03:14.000 So you had it before.

01:03:19.000 Slow net day.

01:03:20.000 Don't worry, at our new studio, these problems won't happen.

01:03:24.000 It'll be like zip, zip, zip.

01:03:25.000 We should be getting some news about all that pretty soon.

01:03:29.000 That's what we got to do.

01:03:31.000 We got to organize.

01:03:33.000 And I think what we saw in Georgia is a really good example with black women leading the way, with multiracial and multicultural organizations leading the way.

01:03:53.000 They proved that southern states are not red states.

01:03:58.000 They are suppressed states.

01:04:00.000 Which means the only way that our country is going to heal is through the actual liberation of southern states, the actual liberation of the poor, the actual liberation of working people.

01:04:16.000 So hold on.

01:04:17.000 I get it.

01:04:18.000 When she says we have to liberate the South, it sounds like she wants to cut them loose.

01:04:22.000 But then she says we liberate the poor.

01:04:24.000 She obviously doesn't want to cut the poor loose. 1.00

01:04:26.000 So how do you liberate the South?

01:04:29.000 Does she mean like free people, black people that are in the South facing the most racist spot?

01:04:36.000 Bring them north or liberate them from slavery.

01:04:42.000 They want to get away from all that delicious barbecue down there?

01:04:46.000 Hell no.

01:04:46.000 They have southern pride.

01:04:48.000 Hi, black family of Mississippi.

01:04:49.000 I have some good news.

01:04:50.000 We got you a plane ticket to Ohio.

01:04:53.000 You're liberated.

01:04:55.000 Go, run free through the cornfields. 0.99

01:04:58.000 So she's nuts.

01:04:59.000 She's Really out of touch because there's a great relationship between all sorts of people in the South. 0.97

01:05:03.000 It's like some of the most friendly places ever.

01:05:05.000 Oh, it's the least racist place I've ever been.

01:05:07.000 But she's talking about like tropes from like 90s movies or something. 0.81

01:05:11.000 Racist hellho.

01:05:12.000 South. 0.99

01:05:13.000 In the north, they like blacks in theory, but not in practice.

01:05:16.000 In the south, they like blacks in practice, but not in theory.

01:05:21.000 I'll take the latter.

01:05:24.000 There's more unity in the latter.

01:05:27.000 If you secretly resent someone generally, it doesn't really affect their day-to-day.

01:05:32.000 I like blacks in theory and in practice.

01:05:35.000 2-7.

01:05:36.000 So here's a weird one.

01:05:38.000 Just like AOC is mad about the election because it was rigged because Biden didn't get enough, BLM and Antifa are mad at the Capitol because they didn't kill enough people.

01:05:53.000 They should have been rougher.

01:05:55.000 It's like they now police the police.

01:05:59.000 So they're pissed at them for not fighting harder.

01:06:03.000 They did shoot a woman in the neck.

01:06:05.000 Is that not good enough? 1.00

01:06:10.000 So her contention, and this is probably, I would say a third of the country would agree with her, that cops won't hurt white people, but when black people show up, they go nuts and are ready to kill. 1.00

01:06:24.000 You are big! 1.00

01:06:25.000 You guys stand around?

01:06:33.000 Where's all this energy at?

01:06:36.000 Where was all this energy at?

01:06:39.000 Standing around.

01:06:39.000 First of all, they stormed the Capitol, so yeah, there's going to be increased security.

01:06:43.000 Secondly, the security there looks like about what there was for the other guys.

01:06:55.000 Where's that little midget? 1.00

01:06:57.000 Look at that little tiny cop. 1.00

01:06:58.000 Oh, wow. 1.00

01:06:59.000 What the fuck are you going to do? 1.00

01:07:01.000 It's baby Yoda. 1.00

01:07:02.000 You know, when I was a kid in Glasgow, they chose police basically on height.

01:07:06.000 So they were all monsters.

01:07:08.000 It was like some of the Lord of the Rings.

01:07:10.000 And if you were bad in Glasgow Public School, they'd bring a cop there.

01:07:13.000 And just seeing this giant beast have to lower his head to come in there would make you shit your pants so much you never did anything wrong ever again.

01:07:20.000 If I see a cute little cuddly bear show up, hi there, Timmy.

01:07:25.000 Wow, that is a small person.

01:07:27.000 Where are y'all at?

01:07:29.000 Where are y'all at?

01:07:34.000 Where's all this at, y'all?

01:07:35.000 Look, they got guns, y'all. 1.00

01:07:37.000 They got all this shit, John. 1.00

01:07:38.000 They have guns, John. 1.00

01:07:41.000 They got all them guns, y'all.

01:07:42.000 They have guns.

01:07:43.000 Oh, they have guns, y'all.

01:07:46.000 Guns, y'all. 0.82

01:07:47.000 Can you imagine if Kyle Rittenhouse was black and the people chasing him were MAGA? 0.91

01:07:55.000 Are you asking what if the races were reversed?

01:07:58.000 Sort of.

01:07:59.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

01:08:03.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

01:08:07.000 I think that we only need one of those.

01:08:09.000 But that's not really races were reversed because it was white-on-white crime. 0.99

01:08:14.000 But if the politics were reversed and it was someone who shot MAGA guys, he'd be a fucking god. 0.99

01:08:24.000 He'd be part of the Macy's Day float parade. 0.99

01:08:27.000 Nike would have a shirt of him.

01:08:28.000 But anyway, Kyle Rittenhouse is in trouble because he was at a bar.

01:08:33.000 This is 2.9.

01:08:35.000 TMZ showing both sides. 0.99

01:08:40.000 And his shirt said free as fuck. 1.00

01:08:43.000 Which was stupid. 1.00

01:08:45.000 I like Kyle Rittenhouse. 1.00

01:08:46.000 I've met him.

01:08:47.000 He's a good guy.

01:08:49.000 And I think he must know by now that that was not a great move.

01:08:52.000 Right?

01:08:53.000 Isn't that messed up that you can't wear a shirt to be like, I'm not afraid of it?

01:08:55.000 Well, not when you're on trial.

01:08:57.000 Like Tommy Robinson is on trial for beating up a pedophile who touched his daughter.

01:09:02.000 He can't talk about it.

01:09:04.000 Good point.

01:09:05.000 At all.

01:09:06.000 And judges are probably kind of touchy about that.

01:09:09.000 Be like, oh, you think you're...

01:09:10.000 Oh, yeah.

01:09:10.000 Well, that's the problem with America.

01:09:12.000 It's all this remorse.

01:09:13.000 He didn't show enough remorse.

01:09:14.000 So this will definitely come up in his trial.

01:09:16.000 But he has a website, by the way.

01:09:18.000 I think it's called freekyleusa.com.

01:09:22.000 That's what it's called.

01:09:24.000 Problem with freekyle is it sounds a lot like Zeke Isle.

01:09:28.000 So what's the URL?

01:09:29.000 Show that you're going to go.

01:09:29.000 He looks like Freaky USA.

01:09:34.000 FreekyleUSA.com.

01:09:40.000 And he's all about the right of self-defense never ceases.

01:09:43.000 It's the most sacred.

01:09:44.000 I can't read that because the right of self-defense never ceases.

01:09:47.000 It is among the most sacred and alike necessary to nations and to individuals.

01:09:55.000 James Monroe.

01:09:57.000 I mean, it's a hard art.

01:09:58.000 It's not an easy argument to say that he wasn't defending himself. 0.99

01:10:02.000 In fact, I think one of the guys said, I'm going to kill you. 0.98

01:10:05.000 Yeah. 0.95

01:10:08.000 He was running away from them.

01:10:10.000 Every decade or so, a legal matter arises that holds the power to negatively affect our lives.

01:10:16.000 There's about 11 minutes.

01:10:16.000 We're not watching.

01:10:17.000 But there's a video on there.

01:10:18.000 All right, let's jump to Proud Boys then, shall we?

01:10:21.000 We shall.

01:10:27.000 Proud boys don't start fights.

01:10:29.000 They finish.

01:10:33.000 I'll make you proud of no boy.

01:10:37.000 Proud boys, stand back and stand by.

01:10:43.000 They want Proud Boys to be involved in the Capitol so bad.

01:10:46.000 Please, please.

01:10:47.000 That's what TMZ called me about. 1.00

01:10:49.000 Basically, his assignment was, so Gavin, as the leader of the Proud Boys, you fuck shit up Wednesday, January 6th. 0.99

01:10:57.000 What have you got planned for January 20th? 1.00

01:10:59.000 And then I'm supposed to say, oh, the White House is going to explode. 0.98

01:11:02.000 We have explosives. 0.99

01:11:03.000 It's going to be fucking nuts. 0.97

01:11:04.000 And not just the White House, but every major city in the country. 0.98

01:11:06.000 Thank you.

01:11:07.000 Let's get on to Zoom and get that on TMZ.

01:11:09.000 Bring it to Harvey.

01:11:14.000 And as soon as I started telling him the truth, I could hear him.

01:11:18.000 No, he's a little kid.

01:11:20.000 Show what he looks like.

01:11:21.000 He's a little kid, so he's still idealistic, but he must know from experience that your writing assignments Are pre-written.

01:11:31.000 When you don't fill up the glass with the proper red Kool-Aid, then no one drinks it. 0.96

01:11:37.000 I'm just going to list a couple of them because they're so ridiculous. 0.77

01:11:41.000 One of them is called Virus BioShield. 0.61

01:11:44.000 It's from the distributor, it's called Rats Army, and it's claiming that it suppresses tumor growth.

01:11:50.000 I don't know how you could trust a company that goes by Rats Army. 0.97

01:11:54.000 The second one is called Stay Well Copper.

01:11:57.000 The FDA is saying that this is literally a metal sheet that I guess rids you of corona.

01:12:03.000 Makes absolutely no sense.

01:12:05.000 Yeah, you should get a doctor on, though, dude, to explain why. 0.99

01:12:08.000 I always thought that was weird, that copper shit. 0.99

01:12:10.000 We have copper socks that take the what? 1.00

01:12:15.000 The copper absorbs the cancer? 1.00

01:12:18.000 Fucking people are retarded, aren't they? 1.00

01:12:20.000 Copper fit. 1.00

01:12:21.000 Shut up. 1.00

01:12:25.000 But I guess, yeah, he knows from experience that when I started telling him that the version of events that wasn't a Bruce Willis movie, then you could see him just, oh, fuck. 1.00

01:12:36.000 I thought I had a story this morning. 0.98

01:12:38.000 Back to the drawing board.

01:12:39.000 All right, check this out.

01:12:40.000 This is interesting.

01:12:41.000 3-0.

01:12:42.000 And I know you say you should sue.

01:12:43.000 I do that.

01:12:44.000 I find it's better to find the journalist's cell phone and just say, Alex, what are you doing?

01:12:50.000 That's my new technique.

01:12:52.000 Don't be abusive or do anything illegal, but just ask her, what the hell's going on?

01:12:57.000 In fact.

01:12:58.000 Are you?

01:13:02.000 What did someone ask me?

01:13:05.000 Do you know any terrorists background that have active accounts?

01:13:10.000 I might have one of the numbers.

01:13:14.000 No, not yet.

01:13:15.000 The problem with Hispanic names is they're too common, no offense. 0.97

01:13:19.000 Ryan Rivera.

01:13:20.000 Nonetheless.

01:13:21.000 I wonder how many Riveras there are.

01:13:23.000 So that chick. 1.00

01:13:24.000 So no, don't look up how many Riveras there are in the fucking world when we're doing a show. 0.99

01:13:29.000 So that chick, what's her name? 1.00

01:13:30.000 Alex Cuthbert or something?

01:13:32.000 Alex Culbertson.

01:13:33.000 So here's who stormed the building.

01:13:35.000 Yes, you're correct.

01:13:36.000 That guy did storm the building.

01:13:38.000 Good work, new sleuth, but keep going.

01:13:42.000 So Ashley Babbitt. 0.92

01:13:44.000 Yep, she's got shot in the neck for the favor. 1.00

01:13:48.000 Jake Ang Jelly, that's correct. 0.58

01:13:50.000 A QAnon supporter.

01:13:52.000 Correct.

01:13:52.000 The guy with the QAnon shirt is a QAnon supporter.

01:13:56.000 Nice work.

01:13:57.000 A man with a Confederate flag.

01:14:00.000 Is this article written for the blind?

01:14:04.000 Who is there, Alex?

01:14:05.000 Who is there?

01:14:06.000 Well, I see a man with a Confederate flag.

01:14:08.000 Okay.

01:14:09.000 Is there a guy with a Q shirt?

01:14:11.000 He's probably a QAnon supporter, right?

01:14:13.000 So she keeps going, just describing photographs.

01:14:16.000 Yes, Baked Alaska was there.

01:14:17.000 Everybody knows that.

01:14:19.000 I knew that as it was happening live.

01:14:21.000 So she's like, this is reporting today, just accruing other people's work.

01:14:28.000 This has all been correct so far, by the way.

01:14:30.000 Camp Auschwitz and neo-Nazis.

01:14:33.000 Camp Auschwitz was there?

01:14:35.000 What does that mean?

01:14:36.000 A guy had a shirt.

01:14:38.000 But if I'm wearing a Rolling Stones shirt, were the Rolling Stones there? 1.00

01:14:42.000 So yeah, some asshole in a virulent anti-Semitic shirt. 1.00

01:14:48.000 It's Jamie Kennedy. 1.00

01:14:49.000 Did he think he was going to be making a lot of friends with that shirt?

01:14:54.000 Keep going.

01:14:57.000 Adam Johnson, that's true.

01:14:58.000 We've all seen his lawyer on the news.

01:15:00.000 I mean, and then the Proud Boys.

01:15:02.000 What?

01:15:03.000 There were reports of protesters wearing six MWE shirts, meaning 6 million wasn't enough, in reference to the 6 million Jewish people murdered during the Holocaust.

01:15:12.000 This is a lie. 0.99

01:15:13.000 Now, weeks ago, Proud Boys were standing some fucking imbecile with a cryptic acronym no one's ever heard of before. 1.00

01:15:21.000 Have you ever heard of 6 MWE? 1.00

01:15:23.000 Go back up, asshole. 1.00

01:15:24.000 So they stood next to a Proud Boy, and now it became a Proud Boy slogan. 1.00

01:15:29.000 Because whatever anyone wears near you is now your slogan.

01:15:33.000 So that is what happened weeks ago.

01:15:36.000 She's now just taking that event and transposing it over to January 6th, just lying.

01:15:44.000 She'd be happier at home.

01:15:46.000 She's not a good reporter. 1.00

01:15:48.000 And yeah, there it is.

01:15:49.000 So that was, that's now a slogan of the Proud Boys because they were standing.

01:15:56.000 If you saw that, you have to go up to everyone and go, what is your acronym there?

01:15:59.000 What is that supposed to mean?

01:16:00.000 Oh, it is?

01:16:01.000 Okay, you can't stand near me.

01:16:02.000 So anyway, go back to her.

01:16:03.000 Head of Skeptic Magazine, not being too skeptical about this information.

01:16:08.000 Kind of a shame.

01:16:10.000 Wait, what does he say?

01:16:11.000 Truly a stand-up Proud Boys.

01:16:13.000 Proud of being anti-Semites. 1.00

01:16:15.000 Fuck your stupid Michael Shermer. 1.00

01:16:16.000 You came on my show. 1.00

01:16:21.000 Anyway, reports of protesters wearing the shirts.

01:16:24.000 Six million was enough.

01:16:25.000 There were reports of protesters.

01:16:26.000 You see, she says that because you can't refute it.

01:16:29.000 There were reports.

01:16:31.000 Right?

01:16:32.000 And then, so she takes that, and now it's a fact that Proud Boys deny the Holocaust.

01:16:37.000 The Proud Boys, a far-right, neo-fascist, and male-only organization that promotes and engages in political violence, are known for using that slogan. 0.97

01:16:45.000 And by are known, she means, well, that asshole wore the shirt and a bunch of people ran with it, so now they're known for that. 0.96

01:16:52.000 Members of the Proud Boys were spotted at the Capitol building, right? 0.98

01:16:55.000 Including Nick Ox from Hawaii, who live streamed inside the Capitol and tweeted a selfie of him smoking, saying hello from the Capitol.

01:17:03.000 Yes, a member was there.

01:17:05.000 And by the way, Nick, thank you for giving the left the fodder they need.

01:17:10.000 Because they don't need much.

01:17:11.000 But then everyone else gets a picture, right?

01:17:13.000 So she needs a picture. 1.00

01:17:14.000 So she just takes a bunch of guys in orange hats and say they were wearing orange hats. 0.70

01:17:21.000 Oh my God.

01:17:22.000 You know what I noticed?

01:17:23.000 They've changed the caption.

01:17:26.000 Before it said members of the Proud Boys in Orange Hats using the white supremacist hand signal.

01:17:33.000 Really?

01:17:34.000 Yeah, that's been removed.

01:17:35.000 Wow.

01:17:37.000 What the hell? 0.94

01:17:38.000 What's going on with that? 0.89

01:17:40.000 It's just a bunch of guys in orange hats.

01:17:42.000 I would recognize them if they were Proud Boys.

01:17:43.000 There's Eddie Black.

01:17:44.000 Where?

01:17:45.000 I don't know that guy.

01:17:45.000 He's a reporter.

01:17:46.000 He's in a wheelchair.

01:17:47.000 Ah. 1.00

01:17:49.000 So that's fucking ridiculous. 1.00

01:17:53.000 And now we have this asshole. 1.00

01:17:55.000 So 3-1, the news becomes... 1.00

01:17:59.000 This is going to die, by the way, soon, because he has a Hispanic name, and that's Kryptonite to the left. 1.00

01:18:04.000 I'm definitely slicing a throat. 1.00

01:18:06.000 Proud Boys member arrested and raided on his NYC home, posted threats to kill Senator blah, blah, blah. 0.99

01:18:10.000 Edward Florius.

01:18:11.000 So he's a proud boy.

01:18:13.000 They put it in quotes, right?

01:18:16.000 So they can't be charged.

01:18:17.000 Floria is reported of having tie, reported of, he's reported of having ties to white supremacist group, Proud Boys, and has been accused of threatening to kill others in the past.

01:18:29.000 I contacted her editors and said, what are you talking about?

01:18:32.000 But it's still up.

01:18:34.000 Still cooking. 1.00

01:18:36.000 Holy shit, I just had the stupidest thought ever. 1.00

01:18:39.000 I was looking at the screen and I saw this statue and I thought it was on the Daily Mail. 1.00

01:18:43.000 And I go, holy shit, I have that same statue in my studio. 0.94

01:18:46.000 Oh, it does kind of look. 0.99

01:18:47.000 Yeah, look.

01:18:48.000 It does kind of look like it's in the way it's framed up.

01:18:51.000 I see you. 1.00

01:18:53.000 I see you shaking that ass. 1.00

01:18:55.000 So now they've since changed it. 0.99

01:18:57.000 3-2, and now he's a fan.

01:19:03.000 Proudboys fan.

01:19:04.000 Stockpiled ammo and Miles Miller in downtown.

01:19:07.000 He's a Proud Boy supporter who threatened to deploy three cars full of armed Patriots to Washington last week. 1.00

01:19:15.000 Now, this guy sounds like a total piece of shit. 1.00

01:19:18.000 I think he beat his wife and went to jail for all kinds of assault charges. 1.00

01:19:22.000 He sounds like an unhinged lunatic. 0.97

01:19:25.000 However, that being said, he didn't have any guns. 0.99

01:19:30.000 He had ammunition. 0.99

01:19:32.000 And they drove a fucking tank to pick him up at his house. 0.99

01:19:36.000 This is starting, I'm not defending the guy, but this is starting to smell like a Roger Stone type of political theater. 1.00

01:19:43.000 Look at this shit. 0.99

01:19:47.000 Edward Florea was 40, was charged with possessing ammunition as a convicted felon and denied bail after the FBI searched his Queen's home and interviewed him about a series of threats about the deadly siege of the U.S. Capitol he made on the social network Parlor. 1.00

01:20:01.000 See, Parlor has to be banned.

01:20:04.000 Prosecutors said the software engineer vowed to travel to the nation's capital and slice a throat.

01:20:09.000 That's not a crime. 1.00

01:20:12.000 Obviously, it's a crime to slice a throat, but to talk shit. 1.00

01:20:14.000 Do you know how much Antifa talks shit? 1.00

01:20:16.000 Do you know how much talk there is of killing Donald Trump, killing me, killing Proud Boys, all over Twitter right now? 1.00

01:20:24.000 The guys from Gab collected all of that.

01:20:27.000 They have a whole database of threats coming from people from the left.

01:20:32.000 On Twitter.

01:20:33.000 Or on Gab?

01:20:35.000 On Twitter, I believe.

01:20:36.000 They gathered a whole bunch of threats that could be used.

01:20:39.000 Just in the same way they're using Twitter.

01:20:40.000 Do they get tanks?

01:20:44.000 Another post attributed to Floria threatened the life of U.S. Senator Ralph Warnock of Georgia.

01:20:50.000 He posted on January 6th that, here in New York, we are target rich. 1.00

01:20:54.000 Dead man can't pass fucking laws. 0.99

01:20:57.000 I will fight, so help me God. 1.00

01:21:00.000 That's not illegal.

01:21:02.000 I think the way threats go is it has to be plausible. 0.86

01:21:06.000 Like say you're the head of the bloods, and you say, I'm going to go kill Gavin McInnis. 1.00

01:21:11.000 And if you are a blood, go kill him. 1.00

01:21:12.000 Now that's, it's plausible that that threat could lead to me being killed, so you get arrested. 1.00

01:21:19.000 But to just say, I want to fucking kill every Trump supporter, yeah, that's legal. 1.00

01:21:24.000 You could say, I want to kill cops, and it's legal. 1.00

01:21:29.000 But we're getting closer and closer to the truth squad. 0.95

01:21:36.000 And they define the truth.

01:21:38.000 And if you don't follow it, a tank comes to your house to take you away.

01:21:43.000 The tank of truth.

01:21:44.000 Truth tank.

01:21:46.000 Shark tank.

01:21:50.000 Okay, finally, we're not going to do the whole racism thing because I only have one story.

01:21:54.000 It makes a nice segue into the mailbag.

01:21:58.000 The cyborg from the new movie The Flash has been fired for bitching about racism on the set.

01:22:04.000 Now, I've looked into this story.

01:22:07.000 There's no substance.

01:22:10.000 So I don't know if he's lying, right?

01:22:12.000 But if you click on that thing, it goes on and on and on.

01:22:16.000 And it's like he was playing cyborg in the movie The Flash.

01:22:21.000 You know, Cyborg, one of the Teen Titans, I think.

01:22:24.000 My kid watches it.

01:22:25.000 Are your diamond earrings okay?

01:22:28.000 It's not diamond, but it is okay.

01:22:29.000 It was looking pretty good.

01:22:30.000 Oh, cubic zirconium?

01:22:31.000 Yes.

01:22:32.000 Okay, so your fake diamond earring is okay?

01:22:34.000 Thank God.

01:22:36.000 I mean, you can zoom in on this.

01:22:38.000 It doesn't say anything.

01:22:41.000 Go back.

01:22:41.000 I can't read that.

01:22:42.000 It's too tight.

01:22:43.000 Pull out, please.

01:22:46.000 Despite the misconception, blah, blah, blah.

01:22:48.000 The reason behind the declaration was twofold.

01:22:51.000 Walter's purposeful, you know, I hate that word, attempt to undermine the Justice League investigation in order to protect his friend.

01:22:56.000 So this is, I'll make a long story short, it's really, really boring. 0.99

01:22:59.000 That stupid little notice. 1.00

01:23:00.000 It sounds, I think he might be gay. 1.00

01:23:03.000 I'm getting gay vibes from this complaint. 0.96

01:23:06.000 But he's saying that there was an investigation into allegations I made of racism and inappropriate behavior on the set. 0.84

01:23:13.000 And they tried to stifle it.

01:23:14.000 They tried to stop the investigation.

01:23:17.000 And I've since been written out of the script for raising awareness about this thing. 0.99

01:23:24.000 I call bullshit. 0.97

01:23:27.000 And tell me of a scenario where he would be right. 0.99

01:23:36.000 Like, he walks in and they go, well, look here, it's Enward McGee. 0.95

01:23:44.000 And the people on the set saying, hey, Nigger, can you come here for a sec, please? 0.87

01:23:48.000 I noticed with your notes. 0.82

01:23:50.000 So we know that's not happening.

01:23:51.000 That's unimaginable, right?

01:23:54.000 So was it jokes like, did someone make a joke like, oh, cyborg's on island time?

01:24:00.000 A kind of a racial joke like that, the kind of jokes you hear at my gym? 1.00

01:24:05.000 Well, then you're a pussy if you can't handle that. 1.00

01:24:08.000 Like every time, I'm Scottish. 1.00

01:24:11.000 Whenever I'm around British people and I'll have like a plate of fries and nothing else for lunch, they'll go, fucking Mick, my God, your fucking palate is disgusting. 1.00

01:24:22.000 Look at you. 1.00

01:24:23.000 You know why? 1.00

01:24:23.000 Because you people are always fucking hungover. 1.00

01:24:26.000 So your stomachs can't handle anything but a fucking potato. 1.00

01:24:30.000 And I go, haha. 1.00

01:24:32.000 I don't file a complaint.

01:24:34.000 So help me imagine a scenario where he's right.

01:24:38.000 He was getting shoved around.

01:24:39.000 All right, that's assault.

01:24:40.000 Call the cops. 0.88

01:24:42.000 Do you notice a trend with the black community or black comedy? 0.67

01:24:48.000 Like, less self-deprecation recently, right?

01:24:52.000 Than there was before in general.

01:24:55.000 Because a big part of black comedy was like, black people, we see people on the Titanic. 1.00

01:25:00.000 Women showing the first, fuck that. 1.00

01:25:01.000 I'm getting on the raft. 1.00

01:25:02.000 Yeah, it's always like, I would never do that. 0.99

01:25:04.000 That's dumb. 0.97

01:25:05.000 A lot of we're lazy kind of thing. 1.00

01:25:06.000 Black people ain't doing that shit. 1.00

01:25:08.000 They just want to check. 1.00

01:25:09.000 Yeah, I guess there's been less of that.

01:25:11.000 But that could be a variety of cultural shifts.

01:25:15.000 What are you looking up?

01:25:16.000 Well, Cyborg being kicked out of a movie for that is less cool, or just as cool, as this guy.

01:25:24.000 He dropped out of a movie because he's a cannibal or something. 0.99

01:25:28.000 There was DMs of him talking about eating people and shit. 1.00

01:25:31.000 Army Hammer. 1.00

01:25:33.000 So that's another.

01:25:34.000 It sounds like he's exaggerating.

01:25:35.000 It's just...

01:25:36.000 That's not illegal.

01:25:37.000 Well, no one's saying it's illegal, but like hyperbolic.

01:25:43.000 He's not going to literally eat her.

01:25:47.000 That's a terrible suit.

01:25:48.000 Like, I'm sorry to harp on this, but tell me.

01:25:51.000 Like, help me out.

01:25:52.000 What happened on the set?

01:25:54.000 Like, say there was a joke like, what's the difference between a black man and an extra large pizza?

01:25:59.000 An extra large pizza can feed a family of five. 0.95

01:26:02.000 That's an offensive, racist joke.

01:26:04.000 Someone told that on the set.

01:26:07.000 Okay.

01:26:08.000 You can't handle an inappropriate joke on the set? 1.00

01:26:13.000 I mean, I understand with women, a guy grabbing your ass and saying, I'm going to fuck you. 1.00

01:26:18.000 I want to fuck you so bad. 1.00

01:26:19.000 If you don't fuck me, I'm going to fire you. 1.00

01:26:22.000 Okay, I get that. 1.00

01:26:23.000 That I can conceive of.

01:26:24.000 That's sexual assault. 0.97

01:26:26.000 That's called quid pro quo.

01:26:28.000 We have lots of laws in place for that.

01:26:30.000 No problem.

01:26:31.000 But a man?

01:26:34.000 What happened?

01:26:35.000 What could possibly have happened? 0.99

01:26:37.000 I know, like, the kind of thing that would be really justified would be like, get that fucking N-word out of here. 1.00

01:26:43.000 I'm sick of looking at his fucking face. 1.00

01:26:44.000 But you know that hasn't happened in 50 years. 1.00

01:26:49.000 60 years.

01:26:51.000 So what are you bitching about? 1.00

01:26:52.000 I think that you're an uptight bitch, probably gay, and you're a nightmare to work with. 1.00

01:26:58.000 And I think it was for the best that you were written out of the script. 1.00

01:27:01.000 That's just my hunch.

01:27:02.000 Now, if we find out there was a noose in his dressing room and they threw fried chicken and watermelon at him every day, I'll apologize.

01:27:10.000 But I think it's just someone with a persecution complex making everyone else's life hell.

01:27:16.000 And this is what the left has done to black people like Don Laman, is told them that there's some sort of sanctimonious god.

01:27:24.000 And if anyone makes you slightly uncomfortable, it's the end of the world. 1.00

01:27:28.000 And then they end up being catty bitches who wreck everything around them. 1.00

01:27:34.000 Which brings us to the first letter of the mailbag. 1.00

01:27:38.000 Ryan shut up, you don't have a damn. 0.99

01:27:43.000 Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag. 1.00

01:27:48.000 Let me touch it.

01:27:49.000 Dude, why did you add all those wrinkles under my eyes in the final picture for Mailbag?

01:27:54.000 That must have taken hours.

01:27:57.000 Yeah, it took a long time because they were not there before and I had to put them in there.

01:28:04.000 That's petty.

01:28:05.000 You know, Andrew WK used to do that to his manager? 0.99

01:28:08.000 He would take their pictures of just them and he would just fuck with it just a bit. 0.98

01:28:13.000 Like make them just 1% fatter or he has sort of hemophilia, dark things around his eyes. 0.98

01:28:19.000 Andrew would just pump them up, like make them like 4% darker.

01:28:23.000 Until Trevor was, his name's Trevor Simser.

01:28:26.000 He just like was developing a low self-esteem because he'd see himself and go, oh man, a lot fatter in the neck than I thought I was.

01:28:33.000 Something subtle like this, maybe?

01:28:36.000 No, it was much more subtle than that.

01:28:40.000 Okay.

01:28:44.000 I'm going to read a letter we've already read before because my hunch is it's the same problem that the cyborg is having.

01:28:55.000 I'm an alumna of the Virginia Military Institute.

01:28:58.000 It is one of the six senior military colleges in the country.

01:29:01.000 It also happens to be the alma mater of the one and only Governor Ralph Kuhnman Northam, class of 81.

01:29:08.000 Recently, an article from the Washington Post described the life of black cadets as being oppressed by, quote-unquote, relentless racism.

01:29:16.000 Northam has decided to carry out an independent investigation into these claims of clear racism that is present at VMI.

01:29:24.000 As of today, the current superintendent, General J.H. Binford P. III, retired U.S. Army, stepped down from his position after 17 years at the helm.

01:29:33.000 As a recent graduate that played NCAA sports and lived with basketball players for four years, the issue is not around color.

01:29:40.000 The issue is with black NCAA players who come in on scholarships that did not make it on any decent normal sports schools. 0.93

01:29:49.000 They come involuntarily to an incredibly strict environment that they resist every second of the day to integrate into.

01:29:56.000 They relentlessly pull the race card for getting boned for not following the rules.

01:30:00.000 It's a shame that SJW culture is trying to bring about the deaths of a school that has produced great military leaders and civilian graduates who have served their country selflessly since 1839.

01:30:11.000 Stand black and stand by the culture war. 0.73

01:30:14.000 There are not enough new sunglasses to go around right now.

01:30:18.000 And then he updates us.

01:30:20.000 And he says, I'm the guy that sent you the email regarding the private investigation announced by Governor Ralph Northam to look into the claims of relentless racism at the Virginia Miller Institute.

01:30:30.000 Oh, I love it.

01:30:31.000 I get it.

01:30:32.000 So Ralph Northam gets shamed for being in blackface, and his solution is to punish the school where the picture was taken for being racist.

01:30:41.000 Yeah, the school made me wear blackface.

01:30:44.000 The VMI board, it visitors, has now decided to remove the statue of one of VMI's former professors in its early years, General Thomas Stonewall Jackson of the Confederacy.

01:30:57.000 Jackson never attended VMI, but was A widely respected professor.

01:31:03.000 He was actually a graduate of West Point.

01:31:05.000 He was, in fact, acknowledged by both the Union and the Confederacy as a brilliant military strategist.

01:31:10.000 I have included the link to the recent article: The School is Already Caving to the Leftist Northern Administration that has very publicly passed judgment before the independent investigation took place.

01:31:19.000 On a final note, take a look at the writer of the original Washington Post article. 0.99

01:31:22.000 Blah, blah, blah, it's some beta male dork ass loser. 1.00

01:31:26.000 Oh, there he is. 1.00

01:31:27.000 So you have the letter.

01:31:28.000 That's the guy.

01:31:30.000 What he did is he went on a bunch of chats, infiltrated a bunch of military school chats, and he found like rude jokes at edgy memes, and he used that as proof of systemic racism at this military college.

01:31:40.000 It's called men.

01:31:43.000 Like my boxing gym, it's always, all right, you got one more.

01:31:46.000 And then he'll just say, no, actually, I changed my mind.

01:31:49.000 Go hit, you know, the heavy bags, two rounds of each.

01:31:53.000 You're like, coach, you said it was over.

01:31:55.000 I could see getting in the mind of not seeing. 0.99

01:31:58.000 I think the reason I get punished more is because I'm a dog fucker and I get caught like having a cigarette, not having a cigarette, you know what I mean? 0.99

01:32:04.000 Cheating. 1.00

01:32:05.000 So I get punished for not carrying my weight and they make me do extra shit. 1.00

01:32:09.000 And I get that. 1.00

01:32:10.000 But I could see if you're brainwashing, you get this like persecution complex in your head that you go, that's fucked up. 1.00

01:32:16.000 It's because I'm black. 1.00

01:32:18.000 And then what do you do?

01:32:19.000 You sue and you ruin this military institution, just like this guy, I'm guessing, is ruining this set of this movie.

01:32:29.000 See, it's a plague, the persecution complex.

01:32:34.000 Everyone should be hired for... 0.69

01:32:37.000 This is a radical belief.

01:32:39.000 You ready for this?

01:32:40.000 You should be hired based on your skill at that particular job.

01:32:45.000 And everyone should be treated equally.

01:32:50.000 Basketball players, you got told to drop and give them 20 because everyone else does.

01:32:54.000 You're at a military school. 1.00

01:32:56.000 It sucks. 1.00

01:32:57.000 Fucking, what's his name? 1.00

01:32:59.000 Killed himself. 1.00

01:33:00.000 Remember that guy?

01:33:02.000 I want to say Forrest Gump.

01:33:04.000 Remember the movie?

01:33:07.000 A little more context?

01:33:08.000 He gets bullied too much in boot camp and he can't take it anymore.

01:33:11.000 Oh, was it? 0.95

01:33:12.000 Blows his head off. 0.98

01:33:13.000 Oh, full metal jacket. 0.98

01:33:14.000 Full metal jacket.

01:33:15.000 Private pile.

01:33:16.000 Pile, yeah.

01:33:17.000 Yep. 1.00

01:33:20.000 You are one lazy piece of shit, fat body. 1.00

01:33:24.000 I wonder how much fairness isn't attributed to racism. 1.00

01:33:28.000 Because it really seems like it all comes back to it.

01:33:32.000 Well, I wouldn't have been this bad if it wasn't for this, and they hadn't made a lot of money.

01:33:35.000 I grew up with black guys. 1.00

01:33:37.000 They would get so much extra pussy just from being. 1.00

01:33:40.000 Derek Beckles was never not getting laid. 1.00

01:33:43.000 Well, he's hot.

01:33:45.000 He's a four?

01:33:48.000 Maybe less.

01:33:49.000 The only thing that's not a four about him is his forehead, which is an eight head.

01:33:53.000 And we were best friends for probably 20 years.

01:33:58.000 And he was never not without a spare and a pair.

01:34:02.000 Always white. 0.88

01:34:04.000 Always white. 0.99

01:34:06.000 But yeah, everyone's racist. 0.69

01:34:08.000 And one time we were tree planting in northern Ontario, and some guy yelled out, hey, Nagger, and mooned him.

01:34:14.000 Which, yes, that is an example of racism.

01:34:16.000 That's him second from the left, from the right.

01:34:21.000 That was a terrible thing, yes. 0.99

01:34:23.000 But goddamn, did he milk that? 0.99

01:34:26.000 Dude, he looks like a black Dick Masterson. 1.00

01:34:30.000 That's really weird. 0.80

01:34:31.000 Man's man guy?

01:34:33.000 Yeah, the super alpha cool.

01:34:35.000 Derek's not mulatto, by the way. 0.96

01:34:37.000 His mom was Spanish.

01:34:40.000 Hispanic.

01:34:42.000 And a nut bar.

01:34:44.000 Yeah, he looks a little maybe Dominican?

01:34:46.000 Yeah, I think his mom was Dominican and his dad was Jamaican. 1.00

01:34:49.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:34:50.000 Look at that guy. 1.00

01:34:51.000 That guy has never not been laid.

01:34:54.000 When we were in Glasgow, he was in the Beatles.

01:34:57.000 Like, we had to run. 1.00

01:35:00.000 He was going to get fucked to death. 1.00

01:35:02.000 We're going to suck his dick off. 1.00

01:35:04.000 Off its hinges. 1.00

01:35:05.000 Come here, you.

01:35:06.000 That's probably racist, too. 1.00

01:35:08.000 They're trying to kill me. 0.97

01:35:13.000 Anyway, let's get to the mailbag. 0.73

01:35:15.000 I thought that was a good segue.

01:35:23.000 Okay. 0.92

01:35:28.000 Hey, gays. 1.00

01:35:29.000 Since Trump was banned, I've realized there's a problem with some of our more normy, right-leaning brothers.

01:35:33.000 These Republicans are usually college-educated, upper-middle-class, and work with around liberals.

01:35:37.000 They don't see a problem with private companies banning individuals.

01:35:39.000 I believe it is because they view all issues inside a classroom.

01:35:42.000 Yes, that's a good point, sir.

01:35:45.000 Yes, in a truly free market, private companies can ban or serve whether they want.

01:35:50.000 As you know, we are not in a truly free market.

01:35:52.000 The argument with these people always goes back to, well, just start your own business.

01:35:56.000 Nothing is stopping you.

01:35:58.000 Yeah, there are many forces in the way of us starting large companies.

01:36:00.000 The example I use is go start your own airline or an FM radio station.

01:36:05.000 Go start your own bank.

01:36:06.000 You can't because of regulation and government overreach.

01:36:09.000 But, sir, John Matze did.

01:36:12.000 He started his own Twitter.

01:36:14.000 And what did they do?

01:36:14.000 They shut it down.

01:36:15.000 Because when they said go start your own thing, they were lying.

01:36:19.000 They didn't want us to start our own thing.

01:36:21.000 Since there is regulation, we should be pro-regulation that protects individuals from these massive companies.

01:36:25.000 I suggest a digital bill of rights.

01:36:27.000 Sure.

01:36:29.000 But like, how are you going to, I mean, Laura Loomer ran for office.

01:36:34.000 She didn't get in.

01:36:35.000 No one's getting in.

01:36:36.000 It goes back to what I was saying about that storming of the Capitol.

01:36:38.000 Okay, what's like week two like?

01:36:42.000 We saw what happened to Chaz and Chop.

01:36:44.000 Did they start their own little commune?

01:36:46.000 Remember they were growing lettuce?

01:36:48.000 They had a little growing area that was this big.

01:36:51.000 Can I eat your entire farm and still be hungry?

01:36:54.000 Yes, I can, because it's one salad. 0.99

01:36:58.000 Hi, mayor and vice president of the fag zone. 1.00

01:37:02.000 I'm Irish and shit has gotten bad over here. 1.00

01:37:04.000 Yeah, that's what I keep hearing. 0.99

01:37:06.000 Two separate people have been sent to prison for violating lockdown rules by being more than five kilometers from their homes.

01:37:13.000 Well, prison is more than a year, sir.

01:37:14.000 Jail is a year.

01:37:16.000 I never thought it would get this bad because of our constitution.

01:37:18.000 We had to vote to change gay marriage and abortion laws, but they can apparently just send you to prison for going too far from your house without a quote-unquote reasonable excuse? 1.00

01:37:26.000 Fucking hell. 1.00

01:37:28.000 I want to ride on your ding-dong. 1.00

01:37:31.000 Ew. 1.00

01:37:34.000 Let me fuck you with my heels on, yeah. 1.00

01:37:37.000 That'd be funny if I showed up at his house in Dublin? 1.00

01:37:39.000 Hi.

01:37:39.000 Well, oh, top of the morning.

01:37:42.000 Damn fucking, how'd you do? 1.00

01:37:43.000 And I turned the other beak. 1.00

01:37:45.000 You said you want to ride on my ding-dong?

01:37:47.000 What?

01:37:48.000 I'm ready. 0.88

01:37:49.000 And then I pull down my pants and I have a boner. 0.90

01:37:51.000 That'd be cool. 0.64

01:37:52.000 You'd be like, oh, cool. 0.98

01:37:54.000 I fucking misunderstood you. 0.96

01:37:55.000 Can you give me 15 minutes, tarti tree minutes? 0.99

01:37:59.000 Let me just have a bowl of lucky charms.

01:38:02.000 They're magically delicious.

01:38:04.000 Good morning.

01:38:04.000 Hello, Gavin and Ryga.

01:38:05.000 I've seen past episodes of an Excel list of books you recommend.

01:38:09.000 I was wondering if you could send that list over.

01:38:10.000 Yeah, I kind of lost interest in that.

01:38:13.000 Surely you watch the show.

01:38:18.000 If you want a starting list, first book to read is Charles Murray, The Carmudgeon's Guide to Getting Ahead.

01:38:26.000 Second book to read is Pap Buchanan and the Death of the West.

01:38:32.000 Third book to read is Michelle Malkin, Who Built That.

01:38:36.000 Fourth book to read is Glenn Beck of Miracles and Massacres.

01:38:40.000 Fifth book to read is Lauren Hillebrand Unbroken.

01:38:49.000 Sixth book to read.

01:38:51.000 With Ann Coulter, it's tough.

01:38:54.000 I'll always just say the most recent Ann Coulter.

01:38:57.000 Sorry to make you six.

01:38:58.000 Ann.

01:38:59.000 We're giving someone a base.

01:39:01.000 I don't want to get them too woke too fast.

01:39:05.000 Based.

01:39:09.000 Hey guys, the comments for this book are hilarious.

01:39:12.000 My Auntie for Lover.

01:39:15.000 Oh my God.

01:39:17.000 A Riot of the Heart.

01:39:18.000 Jessica Stranger.

01:39:19.000 This just came in now.

01:39:20.000 Oh, okay.

01:39:21.000 Let's see the comments.

01:39:26.000 My wife's boyfriend recommended this to me.

01:39:28.000 I read it over the span of a few nights while they hung out and ate vegan pizza.

01:39:31.000 It honestly wasn't very good and doesn't express the superiority of bowls in an open relationship.

01:39:37.000 Our heroine falls for a boy at an anarchist-communist event.

01:39:41.000 Through his mask, she sees a passion hotter than the fire raging.

01:39:44.000 Imagine her disappointment when they go to his house to consummate the passion and she discovers he's ingested so much soy product that his nails are longer than hers.

01:39:52.000 Except one he broke at the event when he tried to pick up a brick to throw, but the brick was too heavy.

01:39:56.000 They are painted a better shade of red than hers as well.

01:40:00.000 Once he removed his dark glasses, she saw he did his eyebrows and eyeshadow better than her.

01:40:04.000 Her passionate spark was a raging jealousy.

01:40:11.000 I was interested in a good romance novel, but this quickly turned into something weird.

01:40:14.000 I'm not sure what pegging means, but when the male Antifa lover kept asking for it, I knew something was off.

01:40:20.000 Ah, fun stuff.

01:40:22.000 So you can look that up. 0.98

01:40:26.000 Holy shit, have you seen this? 0.99

01:40:28.000 Rosie O'Donnell playing a person with Down syndrome. 1.00

01:40:31.000 Of course I had.

01:40:32.000 And speaking of Derek Beckles, he introduced it to me when it came out in the 90s, I believe.

01:40:38.000 If you take a drink down, you pass it around.

01:40:41.000 Then there's lust drinks in the wall.

01:40:45.000 I think that movie.

01:40:50.000 This inspired Justin Thoreau's quote about going full retard in the movie Tropic Thunder. 0.97

01:40:55.000 I'm not joking. 0.79

01:41:05.000 I don't think black cars are good.

01:41:07.000 I like...

01:41:08.000 I like blue cars or green cars like Rick.

01:41:12.000 Who's Rick?

01:41:13.000 He's a bus driver.

01:41:14.000 You met him at the funeral.

01:41:16.000 I don't remember.

01:41:17.000 Have you been waiting long?

01:41:18.000 Two hours.

01:41:19.000 Why didn't you wait inside?

01:41:22.000 Because you couldn't see me in there.

01:41:24.000 I have your address.

01:41:25.000 Honestly, Beth, you know, you just made me. 1.00

01:41:26.000 Where are you a fucking retard? 1.00

01:41:30.000 Anyway, that's ancient Chinese secret, and you just saw it because you looked at Reddit Cringe. 1.00

01:41:35.000 It's from Jamie.

01:41:37.000 All right, Gavin, son of a legend.

01:41:38.000 I hope you get Jimmy on the show more when you call him.

01:41:40.000 Oh, I got to call him back and make sure he knows I was kidding.

01:41:43.000 Uh-oh. 0.93

01:41:43.000 Scottish people are real grumpy. 0.93

01:41:46.000 And they pride themselves on...

01:41:48.000 I never spoke to him again.

01:41:51.000 I've never noticed this big hole before.

01:41:56.000 I guess I'm usually covering it.

01:41:57.000 Oh, no, peeweez.

01:41:58.000 He fell. 1.00

01:41:59.000 Yeah, that's not the side I'm talking about, you fucking tard. 1.00

01:42:03.000 I couldn't give two fucks about your dog. 1.00

01:42:05.000 Still has me laughing. 0.99

01:42:06.000 Make that a drop, Ryguy.

01:42:08.000 Also, get Ryan to speak to him and tell him about something. 0.99

01:42:10.000 His reaction to Ryan's shit would be hilarious. 1.00

01:42:12.000 Or tell Jimmy about one of the many fuckups you get mad at Ryan for. 1.00

01:42:14.000 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 0.98

01:42:16.000 What? 0.99

01:42:17.000 I couldn't give two fucks. 0.99

01:42:19.000 Also, get Ryan to speak to him and tell him about this something. 0.99

01:42:22.000 Or tell Jimmy about one of the many fuck-ups you get mad at Ryan for.

01:42:24.000 See what he has to say about it. 0.98

01:42:25.000 Well, I know when Ryan had a major fuck up when my dad was last here, a year ago, I guess. 0.78

01:42:31.000 And I explained it to my dad, and he was just like, fire him. 0.68

01:42:34.000 And I got the...

01:42:35.000 Get rid of him.

01:42:36.000 So then Ryan comes over with a suit.

01:42:37.000 He comes to my house wearing a suit.

01:42:39.000 That's his way of saying, I'm sorry. 0.99

01:42:41.000 And my dad looks at him, and my dad just goes, pathetic. 0.97

01:42:45.000 Yeah, I got the classic. 0.97

01:42:48.000 And I said to my dad, you think he shouldn't work anymore? 0.99

01:42:50.000 And my dad just looks away and he just goes, pathetic. 0.99

01:42:54.000 He couldn't even look at you. 1.00

01:42:56.000 He was so disgusted.

01:42:57.000 What had you done?

01:42:59.000 I took the wrong hard drive, and that is why I took the wrong hard drive home to edit. 0.98

01:43:06.000 And so now I, and then you wrote, you made it clear which one was which by writing fuckhead reset. 0.66

01:43:15.000 So but what was the ramifications of you taking home the wrong zip? 0.94

01:43:19.000 The wrong hard drive?

01:43:20.000 I had to go retrieve it.

01:43:21.000 I had to borrow my parents' car, go back to the city, retrieve it.

01:43:25.000 The show was late, right?

01:43:27.000 The show was like a day late.

01:43:29.000 Yeah.

01:43:29.000 No, it wasn't a day late.

01:43:31.000 It was definitely like over an hour late.

01:43:35.000 Daily Wire Cringe, new movie produced by the Daily Wire, is basically Die Hard if John McLean was a teenage girl.

01:43:42.000 Okay.

01:43:43.000 And it's called Run, Hide, Fight.

01:43:49.000 So now we're doing the Super Chick movies? 1.00

01:43:53.000 Hey, Shit. 1.00

01:43:55.000 You're doing really good out there, kid. 1.00

01:43:57.000 Besides that deer, we're going to be eating venison all summer.

01:44:02.000 I think we need to see somebody again.

01:44:04.000 By what you mean, me?

01:44:05.000 No, I mean, that look in your eye.

01:44:08.000 Guys in my unit had that look.

01:44:09.000 Maybe there's a brochure you can hear me so I can go.

01:44:20.000 Is that Chris Jellic over there?

01:44:22.000 Is he doing something completely weird?

01:44:23.000 Senior prank day. 0.99

01:44:24.000 But we'll see all kinds of dumb stuff today. 0.72

01:44:26.000 Swim captain will have Thai food delivered to class, and Becky Vaughn will set up her homemade slip and slide. 0.95

01:44:31.000 This is high school.

01:44:32.000 Doesn't seem so bad.

01:44:33.000 Everything that happens here matters in the real world.

01:44:42.000 Okay, we are in charge now, so please pull out whichever app you use to do live streaming video.

01:44:47.000 Get them up and running and point it at me.

01:44:48.000 Now!

01:44:51.000 Get down on the ground! 0.75

01:44:53.000 Any more friends back there?

01:44:58.000 Sorry, but this looks kind of cool.

01:45:01.000 I'm calling 911. 0.99

01:45:02.000 Get back to your homeroom and stay put and kill the run, hide. 0.96

01:45:13.000 What's the other word? 1.00

01:45:14.000 Shoot. 0.96

01:45:15.000 You must be close. 1.00

01:45:22.000 You should be as shit. 1.00

01:45:26.000 Very disturbing news out of Vernon Central High School. 1.00

01:45:31.000 Zoe. 0.86

01:45:36.000 In between breath.

01:45:39.000 Thank you, Shaw.

01:45:41.000 Wait, just telling kids to go back into the school?

01:45:45.000 Is it safe to say that this equals safety?

01:45:48.000 Do you want more people to die?

01:45:49.000 That's the last thing I want. 1.00

01:45:51.000 I'm going to kill one person in this room every five minutes if you don't show your face. 0.99

01:45:57.000 Dear daughters of the world, don't go back into the school when there's an active shooter. 1.00

01:46:06.000 Isn't it awesome that after all your hard work, people aren't going to remember you?

01:46:19.000 I'm definitely watching that.

01:46:20.000 They're going to remember me.

01:46:23.000 The CNN is FNN.

01:46:25.000 Fake news now.

01:46:26.000 I'm 28.

01:46:27.000 I'd like an episode on how to dress both casually and professionally.

01:46:29.000 I've been in the Navy for 10 years, and I'm about to get work.

01:46:32.000 I'm married with three kids and mostly dress like a lazy, preppy kid outside of work.

01:46:35.000 That's a good look.

01:46:36.000 Just avoid toes.

01:46:38.000 I wore a pair of high-top black chucks in elementary school and got made fun of wearing clown shoes.

01:46:42.000 I've never worn a pair since.

01:46:43.000 I know you swear by chucks.

01:46:45.000 I do swear by chucks, sir.

01:46:47.000 But after 25 years old, you can only wear white.

01:46:51.000 Can never wear black chucks or any color ever again.

01:46:54.000 You can also wear Vans eras, the original ones.

01:46:58.000 Desert boots.

01:47:02.000 J. Crew wingtips for suits.

01:47:05.000 I know they're expensive, but they last forever.

01:47:08.000 Can't have a band on your shirt.

01:47:09.000 This is all well discussed in my hip novel, Street Boners, where I break down all the basic rules from facial hair and everything.

01:47:22.000 So, uh, there's lots of hot chicks in it, too. 1.00

01:47:26.000 Yeah.

01:47:26.000 Um, the shoes make the man, so it starts with the shoes.

01:47:31.000 Uh, wallabies work sometimes, red wings in the winter, and build up from there.

01:47:36.000 Make sure your jeans aren't too baggy.

01:47:39.000 And then, you know, Brooks Brothers shirts.

01:47:44.000 I like that classic white tee jeans thing.

01:47:47.000 Or like Ralph Lorentz and him wearing casual stuff is pretty cool, too.

01:47:53.000 Don't, don't, Ryan, no one's asking you about fashion.

01:47:57.000 You're goth.

01:47:58.000 Remember you're gonna be goth?

01:47:59.000 Yeah.

01:48:00.000 What happened with that?

01:48:01.000 It's too expensive.

01:48:03.000 Like, all of these goth that, like, they try to look like they're an outsider and they're, like, they're struggling with stuff, but they're buying really expensive clothes.

01:48:13.000 So they're, like, kind of preppy in a way.

01:48:17.000 They're rich kids.

01:48:18.000 Well, maybe we could do a segment on that.

01:48:19.000 Anyway, I'd appreciate a segment detailing fashion, especially on a budget, military budget.

01:48:23.000 I'm honored to talk to such a seasoned war movie veteran in the submarine force. 0.99

01:48:26.000 Everyone is a fag. 1.00

01:48:27.000 You would love it, especially your man-baby producer. 1.00

01:48:31.000 Anything about shirts with sayings on them?

01:48:34.000 No.

01:48:37.000 It depends on the age.

01:48:38.000 Like, you're just running out of time.

01:48:42.000 I hate that stuff.

01:48:44.000 It's very, like, boardwalk.

01:48:45.000 But you can have...

01:48:46.000 If you're a Mets fan, you can wear Mets shirts.

01:48:49.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:48:51.000 You can have sports teams on your shirt.

01:48:53.000 Did you notice a lot of the hip-hop black community wear shirts that say like, it's time to get it.

01:48:59.000 Or whatever, like, this guy's shirt.

01:49:01.000 It is what it is. 0.98

01:49:02.000 Well, that's the problem with the black community. 1.00

01:49:03.000 It's dressing like you're six years old. 1.00

01:49:05.000 It's crazy.

01:49:05.000 It's always a saying.

01:49:06.000 Like, adults wearing like a tracksuit that matches.

01:49:10.000 I mean, Italians do that too.

01:49:13.000 But both Italians and black people are similar.

01:49:22.000 Need to update their plug-in wardrobes. 0.63

01:49:27.000 Okay, that's it, folks.

01:49:28.000 It's time to wrap it up for the week with the final video.

01:49:47.000 This is Robert and Tanya.

01:49:49.000 Tanya was a childhood star, child star, pop star in the 80s when she was like 14, 15.

01:49:56.000 She's in her 60s now, and she looks great.

01:50:00.000 And still, here she is covering Metallica.

01:50:03.000 Toya, sorry, Toya.

01:50:10.000 So it's coming up here.

01:50:11.000 It's going to be a version of the company.

01:50:45.000 the memory from ship to the seven clothes.

01:50:51.000 She was one I owe you in your time.

01:50:58.000 Let's say light inside.

01:51:05.000 Take my hand and walk together.

01:51:26.000 See with one I hope you feel long.

01:51:34.000 Excellent light and time.

01:51:41.000 Shake my hands and I'll come to them.

01:51:59.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave.

01:52:06.000 Don't let the world get away from you.

01:52:14.000 Don't ever want to get in on you.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 14, 2021

S03E60 - AFFIRMATIVE ACTION

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