Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E62 - AM I DUMB?

00:00:43.000 That was the Cockney Rejects West Ham United. 1.00

00:00:48.000 Fucking ooligans, Yobs, the lot of them. 1.00

00:00:52.000 I put the Trump statue back. 1.00

00:00:54.000 I don't know why. 0.99

00:00:56.000 I saw a fucking hilarious meme. 0.99

00:00:58.000 Stay the course. 0.99

00:00:59.000 Stay the course.

00:01:00.000 You want to hear what's really going on?

00:01:02.000 We're winning.

00:01:03.000 Did you know that?

00:01:06.000 Did you know that?

00:01:08.000 Of course.

00:01:09.000 Yeah.

00:01:10.000 Yeah, check it out.

00:01:10.000 I trust the plan.

00:01:11.000 Check it out.

00:01:12.000 This is the plan.

00:01:13.000 Joe Biden has been arrested.

00:01:15.000 The deep state is in disarray and has struck a deal with the Trump administration.

00:01:19.000 There will be an experimental surgery that will exchange the faces of Biden and Trump.

00:01:25.000 Like the movie Face Off.

00:01:27.000 Of course.

00:01:27.000 So when you watch, quote-unquote, Biden's inauguration, you will really be watching Trump being sworn in for a second term.

00:01:36.000 I don't want Biden's face, if I'm Trump.

00:01:40.000 And when you are watching the so-called Trump trials, that is really Biden paying for his crimes.

00:01:46.000 Oh, there's more.

00:01:47.000 Also, when Trump, as Biden, stammers or slurs his words, that's because Trump is still learning to duplicate his speech patterns.

00:01:57.000 Oh, God. 0.99

00:01:58.000 I got to tell you, my butthole right now feels like I has a broken pencil in it. 1.00

00:02:07.000 I feel like I was the guest of honor at a gay orgy for three weeks. 1.00

00:02:13.000 I got a hemorrhoid, and they're no joke, man. 1.00

00:02:17.000 It's not painful like a punch in the head, but it's just like, it's like someone pinching your butthole with chicken claw all day. 0.99

00:02:27.000 Jagged. 0.99

00:02:27.000 And if you sit down for a while and you sort of forget about it, then you stand up and it's like that thumb in your butthole again. 0.99

00:02:33.000 I don't know how gays can handle it. 1.00

00:02:36.000 I don't get gays. 1.00

00:02:37.000 Taylor Mead was an eccentric homosexual from the Warhol era and he used to hang out at my bar, Max Fish. 0.99

00:02:44.000 And I was talking to him once and I said, the thing I don't get about you guys is the huge cock. 0.99

00:02:49.000 Like if I'm a gay, I want to only, I want my boyfriend to be an Asian baby. 1.00

00:02:54.000 I want the smallest dick imaginable. 1.00

00:02:56.000 And you know what he did? 1.00

00:02:58.000 What?

00:02:58.000 Why aren't you showing him?

00:02:59.000 Why are you just looking at the internet?

00:03:04.000 Why do you do that?

00:03:05.000 I remember him.

00:03:07.000 He said, I hate lazy thinking.

00:03:11.000 And he jumped me. 0.88

00:03:13.000 He tried to kill me. 1.00

00:03:14.000 He was so fucking mad. 1.00

00:03:16.000 And this is exactly like when Eric deGrasse, in our first year of high school, he said to the teacher, why is shit brown? 0.99

00:03:24.000 And she kicked him out. 0.99

00:03:26.000 And we never knew.

00:03:27.000 I had a writer, a subscriber, send me a letter explaining it all.

00:03:31.000 It's actually pretty complex. 0.94

00:03:33.000 There's some sort of chemical in there called meloxanin or some shit. 0.79

00:03:37.000 Is there something about dead blood cells as well? 0.95

00:03:39.000 No.

00:03:40.000 Ryan, again, I can't tell this enough.

00:03:42.000 You've been wrong.

00:03:44.000 I've only been here for two hours.

00:03:45.000 You've been wrong 37 times.

00:03:48.000 So from now on, just like George Costanza, when you have a thought, write it down and then make that the opposite.

00:03:56.000 Okay?

00:03:57.000 All right.

00:03:59.000 The reason I chose...

00:04:02.000 Ooh. 0.74

00:04:06.000 I know my poop.

00:04:07.000 Let's see. 1.00

00:04:08.000 I know my shit. 1.00

00:04:11.000 What is this? 1.00

00:04:13.000 It's on Vox.

00:04:14.000 Fox News.

00:04:15.000 Vox.

00:04:16.000 Oh, Vox. 0.79

00:04:16.000 Listen, man. 0.79

00:04:17.000 It's from Vox.

00:04:18.000 Oh, there's the chemical.

00:04:20.000 Stercobilin.

00:04:23.000 It's a hybrid of the hemoglobin in broken down red blood cells and also comes from bile.

00:04:28.000 So you're not really right.

00:04:30.000 It's broken down red blood cells combined with bile.

00:04:35.000 Men and women poo differently? 0.93

00:04:37.000 What's that now?

00:04:38.000 Oh, wait. 1.00

00:04:38.000 I have anal stuff on my mind because someone broke a pencil in my ass. 1.00

00:04:44.000 Men and women poop differently. 1.00

00:04:45.000 Yeah, women don't poop. 1.00

00:04:48.000 I hate the word poop. 0.99

00:04:49.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:04:50.000 Just, can we all say shit? 1.00

00:04:51.000 Or boobs? 1.00

00:04:53.000 Oh, fucking, Howard Stern calls it duty. 1.00

00:04:56.000 Ew. 1.00

00:04:57.000 Yeah.

00:04:58.000 What does he call his stomach his tummy, too?

00:05:01.000 Women have wider pelvises. 1.00

00:05:03.000 Their colons hang a bit lower, so that they, on average, blah, blah, blah.

00:05:08.000 But what makes the passage of stool much more challenging for women? 1.00

00:05:12.000 Food takes longer to transit through most women, making them more prone to bloating. 1.00

00:05:16.000 Men, on the other hand, are generally much...

00:05:19.000 I got laid this morning and she dressed up for it. 0.90

00:05:22.000 Nice.

00:05:23.000 It's very rare we have the house to ourselves with all these staggered school things.

00:05:26.000 I almost had a heart attack.

00:05:29.000 I was so excited and horny, I got faint.

00:05:34.000 She looked so good, and it had been so long.

00:05:36.000 I was like, oh, oh, God.

00:05:39.000 I needed smelling salts to be revived. 0.98

00:05:44.000 But yeah, I chose I'm Not a Fool by the Cockney Rejects because I think I might be dumb. 0.99

00:05:49.000 I hang out at this pub where two of the main guys are retarded. 0.99

00:05:54.000 Like one of them is so special that when we found out this barmaid was horsing around with him, we were seriously considered calling the cops because he has the brain of an 11-year-old, I guess. 0.96

00:06:05.000 So it's like Tom Hanks in big when he's horsing around with that chick. 0.99

00:06:09.000 She's a pedophile. 1.00

00:06:11.000 Like if someone has the brain of an 11-year-old, aren't you a pedophile if you horse around with them? 0.99

00:06:17.000 And then the other guy, I won't say his name, but he's like, he talks like, hey, what, you can't make this stuff up. 0.98

00:06:22.000 What?

00:06:22.000 Hey.

00:06:23.000 Like, this is his level of humor.

00:06:24.000 I wear a Hawaiian shirt in the summer, and he's like, hey, look at Gavin there.

00:06:30.000 He's got his shower curtain on.

00:06:32.000 He can't make this stuff up. 0.99

00:06:35.000 So that's, I feel like a fucking genius when I'm there. 0.97

00:06:38.000 But then I hang out with normal dads and get a beer at a normal place, and they're all like, yeah, well, that's the problem, you know, with the. 0.96

00:06:46.000 After the Serbs took over Bosnia, you started seeing guys like Milosevic and the Croatian head of state.

00:06:54.000 And I'm like, what was that now?

00:06:56.000 And then I was listening to trivia on Howard Stern, and I couldn't even get any of the questions.

00:07:03.000 And I'm reminded when I played Trivia Pursuit with my dad, the questions would come up like, well, he'd handle all the science stuff and all the math and the history.

00:07:14.000 Then in pop culture, he doesn't know.

00:07:16.000 And it would come my way and I'd be like, I have no idea. 1.00

00:07:18.000 And he fucking lost his shit. 1.00

00:07:20.000 And he said, he said, who is this man? 1.00

00:07:25.000 I don't want him on my team.

00:07:27.000 Because we were playing teams.

00:07:28.000 He knows nothing.

00:07:29.000 This man knows nothing.

00:07:30.000 Yeah, that was it.

00:07:31.000 Were you there?

00:07:32.000 No, but I remember it was one of my favorite your dad stories.

00:07:35.000 And I'm thinking maybe.

00:07:36.000 This man knows nothing. 0.99

00:07:38.000 I might be dumb. 0.99

00:07:39.000 With pop culture, you would think that that's your forte. 0.96

00:07:42.000 But it would be like Marilyn Monroe was in some like it hut with what co-star Jack Lemon.

00:07:50.000 And he also had some tax plan that he wanted me to do, and he goes, oh, your IQ's too low for this plan.

00:07:57.000 Hello, darling.

00:07:59.000 Hey, mom, how are you?

00:08:01.000 It's your dad.

00:08:01.000 I've just had a sex change.

00:08:03.000 Oh, you sound exactly like mom. 0.72

00:08:07.000 Well, that's weird.

00:08:08.000 She must be my twin.

00:08:09.000 I didn't tell you.

00:08:13.000 Are you and mom still going to make love now that you're a lesbian couple? 1.00

00:08:19.000 I thought for you that was verbotum discussion.

00:08:23.000 Well, you're both so old now, that doesn't freak me out anymore.

00:08:30.000 It's like two skeletons banging together in a haunted house.

00:08:37.000 Well, we were watching about, I'm going to be politically incorrect, the Eskimos, you know.

00:08:44.000 Sorry, the Inuits.

00:08:46.000 Oh, the natives, sorry. 1.00

00:08:47.000 I've forgotten what their name is now.

00:08:49.000 Anyway, we don't rub nosies. 0.85

00:08:52.000 We rub nosies from time to time, you know?

00:08:55.000 That's acceptable.

00:08:57.000 Okay, do you want to speak to the old geezer? 0.77

00:09:00.000 Yes, please.

00:09:01.000 Okay, you'll hear creaking nuts in on the way.

00:09:04.000 Okay, creak, creak, creak.

00:09:07.000 Hi, honey.

00:09:08.000 Hi, Dad.

00:09:11.000 By the way, I'm trying to get Skype on my Chromebook.

00:09:17.000 Your $400 computer from 2005?

00:09:21.000 Yes.

00:09:24.000 But the problem is, you see, Skype is owned by Microsoft.

00:09:29.000 So Chromebook is not going to make it easy.

00:09:33.000 But can't you just go to the website, Skype.com, and use it on the website?

00:09:40.000 I don't think so.

00:09:42.000 I'll try that.

00:09:43.000 I wasn't aware.

00:09:44.000 I thought you had to download the program.

00:09:47.000 Well, I looked it up, and there are some scams, but I don't know if they're aware that we're dealing with the 2005.

00:09:54.000 Anyway, I've got a conundrum I need your help with.

00:09:58.000 Okay. 0.96

00:09:59.000 I think I might be dumb. 0.93

00:10:03.000 Huh? 0.98

00:10:05.000 Well, the very fact that you're actually pose that question says at least you're alert.

00:10:14.000 You're looking at all the considerations. 1.00

00:10:18.000 People who are really dumb have no fucking idea that they might be dumb. 1.00

00:10:23.000 Oh, I'm 10 feet from one right now. 1.00

00:10:25.000 I know those guys.

00:10:26.000 But I was playing trivia in a cab on the weekend, and I didn't know anything.

00:10:33.000 Well, listen, you probably know more than me if it's about trivia. 0.97

00:10:38.000 I've no fucking idea who the quarterback for the New England Patriots are. 0.98

00:10:46.000 I have no idea what the name of his wife is. 1.00

00:10:49.000 I've no idea who was a star of any of these fucking Hollywood movies. 0.99

00:10:54.000 Okay, who is Winston Churchill's father? 0.99

00:10:57.000 I'm sorry?

00:10:58.000 Who was Winston Churchill's father?

00:11:01.000 There was a guy called Churchill.

00:11:06.000 When was Winston Churchill's reign as Prime Minister?

00:11:11.000 From when to when?

00:11:13.000 It would be about from...

00:11:15.000 Let me get this right.

00:11:17.000 I think it was about from something like 38 to 47.

00:11:34.000 Okay.

00:11:35.000 How long is a prime minister's reign maximum?

00:11:42.000 I don't think there is a maximum.

00:11:45.000 What?

00:11:45.000 You could be a prime minister for 100 years?

00:11:49.000 Well, she'll live that long.

00:11:51.000 No, I don't think it's a term appointment. 1.00

00:11:54.000 Well, maybe you're dumb too. 1.00

00:11:57.000 Oh, probably. 1.00

00:11:59.000 What's 17 times 136? 1.00

00:12:05.000 Fuck off. 1.00

00:12:06.000 No, no, seriously, so is this your conundrum? 1.00

00:12:10.000 Because you failed a trivia quest.

00:12:14.000 Well, I remember when we were playing Trivial Pursuit and you lost your temper and you said, I don't want this man on my team.

00:12:21.000 He knows nothing.

00:12:27.000 Well, you see, I'm not a very good loser.

00:12:33.000 If I'm on the losing side, I'm going to blame everyone else.

00:12:36.000 I'm surprised you're so bad at it because you've had so much practice.

00:12:42.000 Hey, Ellison, that's my line. 1.00

00:12:45.000 I had a great line with this idiot at my bar the other day. 1.00

00:12:48.000 I said, he was with the girl. 1.00

00:12:50.000 I think I told you this already. 0.99

00:12:52.000 He was dating this girl, but he didn't fuck her. 1.00

00:12:54.000 And I said, Joe, we're 55. 1.00

00:12:57.000 You fuck women now. 1.00

00:12:58.000 There's no more courting. 1.00

00:13:00.000 What is she saving herself for Mr. Wright?

00:13:02.000 And he goes, Well, I live in a house with the lady who owns the house, the rented the room, and she doesn't like me bringing ghost by. 1.00

00:13:08.000 Okay, fuck her in her car then, you loser. 1.00

00:13:09.000 And he goes, Yeah, I don't think she likes me anymore. 1.00

00:13:11.000 And I said, It must hurt to be dumped by someone who's clearly so perceptive.

00:13:22.000 What are you gonna, I'm gonna hang up soon, Dad.

00:13:23.000 What are you gonna do today?

00:13:24.000 What's on the agenda?

00:13:27.000 We're probably gonna go to the Outriggers for a happy hour.

00:13:33.000 Uh-huh.

00:13:35.000 And then I will come back and I'm trying to clean the runners on the French windows because they're getting very dirty and sticky, so getting difficult to open and close.

00:13:48.000 And that's about it.

00:13:50.000 Retired life sounds pretty mellow.

00:13:54.000 Well, that's the idea, you know. 0.97

00:13:56.000 I mean, I know that I don't think you'll get any argument from Lorraine that I'm becoming incredibly fucking lazy. 0.84

00:14:06.000 Hmm. 0.99

00:14:07.000 Yeah, I remember you saying that you thought you'd get bored when you retired, and then you realized, no, I kind of like doing fuck-all. 0.98

00:14:14.000 Well, exactly. 0.98

00:14:16.000 Because, you know what? 0.99

00:14:17.000 There's no stress when you do fuck-all. 0.99

00:14:20.000 You never get a job wrong. 0.98

00:14:22.000 You know, everything you do is right.

00:14:25.000 Huh.

00:14:26.000 All right.

00:14:27.000 Bye.

00:14:29.000 Take care, darling.

00:14:32.000 You can tell he didn't have a father who loved him because he doesn't know how to, what verbiage to say.

00:14:40.000 Like, you don't call your son darling or peto, but no one called him. 0.98

00:14:44.000 His dad would beat the shit out of all his brothers, not him, because he got good grades. 0.93

00:14:49.000 Okay, give me some trivia. 0.99

00:14:51.000 All right, we have pop quiz trivia, or we could go straight up trivial pursuit.

00:14:56.000 So you're throwing some dice here.

00:15:00.000 I guess this way.

00:15:02.000 I don't want to play trivial pursuit, Ryan.

00:15:06.000 Now I'm just, now I'm amused. 1.00

00:15:09.000 Now it's funny how retarded you are. 1.00

00:15:11.000 Why would someone at home, paying $10 a month, want to watch me roll dice? 1.00

00:15:16.000 Well.

00:15:18.000 Okay, give me a question.

00:15:20.000 Don't show me the answer.

00:15:21.000 All right, this is pop culture music trivia.

00:15:25.000 This is easy.

00:15:26.000 What was the first music video played on MTV?

00:15:29.000 Video killed the radio star.

00:15:30.000 Yes.

00:15:32.000 Who was the drummer for the Beatles?

00:15:34.000 Ringo Starr.

00:15:36.000 Which musician sings Ice?

00:15:37.000 Ice.

00:15:38.000 Which rapper performs on Ushers?

00:15:40.000 Yeah.

00:15:42.000 Hmm.

00:15:44.000 Yeah.

00:15:45.000 Ja Rule? 0.62

00:15:47.000 Little John.

00:15:48.000 Oh, I thought it was Little John.

00:15:50.000 Which band originally...

00:15:51.000 Which famous Bent?

00:15:53.000 Oh, yeah.

00:15:54.000 Who wrote the song Don't Stop Believing?

00:15:55.000 Journey?

00:15:57.000 Which band was Beyonce originally a part of?

00:16:00.000 Oh, the Divine Sisters. 0.99

00:16:02.000 What the fuck were they called? 1.00

00:16:03.000 Divinity's Child, Destiny's Child? 0.99

00:16:05.000 Yep.

00:16:06.000 Who's Taylor Swift's We Are Never Getting Back Together song rumored to be about?

00:16:11.000 The wrestler Andre the Giant.

00:16:15.000 Jake Gillenall?

00:16:16.000 Hmm.

00:16:17.000 I thought it was John Mayer.

00:16:18.000 Who sings the hit song, Girls Just Want to Have Fun? 1.00

00:16:20.000 Cindy Lauper.

00:16:21.000 Yep.

00:16:21.000 What song, this is to make you feel good, quiz.

00:16:24.000 I mean, I think. 0.99

00:16:24.000 Oh, yeah, this is fucking... 0.99

00:16:27.000 This is for Joe. 0.99

00:16:28.000 What song put Tina Turner into the spotlight?

00:16:31.000 Private dancer?

00:16:33.000 Oh, what's love got to do with it?

00:16:36.000 Is there any harder ones here?

00:16:37.000 Like, dude, history or something. 1.00

00:16:39.000 That's when you really know you're dumb. 0.99

00:16:41.000 I mean, all pop culture, getting pop culture right, all that means is you watched a lot of TV. 0.99

00:16:45.000 That's my concern.

00:16:46.000 I was into punk rock from 14 on and then graphic novels.

00:16:51.000 No history.

00:16:52.000 I never paid any attention to school.

00:16:54.000 I read a lot of books, though.

00:16:56.000 We've got a mixed bag of history.

00:16:58.000 All right, here we go.

00:16:59.000 Okay.

00:17:00.000 This one says difficult.

00:17:02.000 This one says easy.

00:17:03.000 We'll go easy.

00:17:06.000 I want normal for a 50-year-old.

00:17:10.000 All right.

00:17:11.000 That's pretty long.

00:17:12.000 The sterling example of man's inhumanity to man was instituted by monarchs of Ferdinand and Isabelle of 14.

00:17:17.000 No idea who that is.

00:17:19.000 In order to control Catholicism in their country, systems are put in place that encourage people to denounce their friends and neighbors who would then be in prison.

00:17:25.000 This is the Spanish Inquisition.

00:17:28.000 Does that mean I'm right?

00:17:30.000 We don't know yet.

00:17:33.000 These are blanky.

00:17:35.000 Yeah, this is why I get a trivial pursuit question, dude.

00:17:41.000 I'm asking someone with the IQ of a fish to help me determine if I'm smart.

00:17:46.000 Bloop, bloop.

00:17:48.000 By the way, this is the longest we've ever waited to introduce the book of the day.

00:17:53.000 This is Trump's The Art of the Deal.

00:17:54.000 And what fascinates me about this book is, I've been thinking about this all week in my tiny brain.

00:18:00.000 Isn't it interesting how many people on the right are all about helping you and how many people on the left are all about helping themselves?

00:18:07.000 Obama has written two books, I believe, all about Obama.

00:18:12.000 The dreams of my father and then whatever the other one's called, me.

00:18:17.000 And then Michelle Obama puts out a book, Becoming Michelle.

00:18:22.000 Now, this is technically an autobiography, but he doesn't really talk about himself that much.

00:18:26.000 And he always uses his own experiences to help you out.

00:18:31.000 Like, I struggled through this, but it taught me this.

00:18:34.000 And when you do this, like having to collect rent in the projects, you get better at collecting bills.

00:18:40.000 And in fact, the first part of the book is just about deals, Trump cards, the elements of the deal.

00:18:45.000 He doesn't start talking about himself until the third chapter, growing up.

00:18:50.000 And I had never really thought about that before. 0.92

00:18:53.000 Even this show, I did spend a lot of time talking about my anus, but I meant the town in Connecticut.

00:19:00.000 But we're all about helping you. 0.98

00:19:02.000 And censored.tv, the whole notion is they're trying to fucking censor us. 0.88

00:19:06.000 Like, did you know this? 0.80

00:19:07.000 Last year, Laura Loomer was getting a gun permit because she was getting death threats from Rose City Antifa. 0.98

00:19:12.000 They said they're going to tie her up and kill her whole family, shoot them dead, which is when she was running for office. 0.99

00:19:17.000 And she said, I got to get a concealed carry. 0.99

00:19:19.000 So she went with some friends.

00:19:20.000 They all got it.

00:19:22.000 And then she finds out she's on an FBI list where she's not allowed to have a gun. 1.00

00:19:28.000 Now, she had a fucking gun at The time, which she threw the fuck out. 1.00

00:19:33.000 What the smoke? 1.00

00:19:34.000 But she had no idea she was on this list.

00:19:36.000 No one told her.

00:19:37.000 So, what if the cops came by for a noise complaint or something and they see this gun?

00:19:42.000 She'd be in prison right now.

00:19:43.000 So, she was being set up, put on a secret list, just like Proud Boys.

00:19:48.000 So, that's why we have censored.tv.

00:19:50.000 That's what we want to focus on this show, is you, you getting censored, you having your rights taken away, your freedoms.

00:19:56.000 I'm good.

00:19:58.000 And I also noticed that with like these shows, you look at liberal shows, and it's a lot of snark and tattletailing.

00:20:06.000 And then you look at right-wing shows, and there's a lot of like self-help stuff.

00:20:12.000 Like Mike Cernovich, what's his goal?

00:20:15.000 Is he trying to get rich?

00:20:17.000 No.

00:20:18.000 He's doing documentaries.

00:20:20.000 And if you look at his tweets, a lot of what he talks about is how to improve your life.

00:20:24.000 And you need to do this and you get in shape more.

00:20:27.000 Or Jordan Peterson, clean your room. 1.00

00:20:30.000 Clean your bloody room for God's sakes. 0.80

00:20:34.000 Pop a pill, have some fun. 1.00

00:20:36.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:20:37.000 So I always say politics is people who want to be left alone and people won't leave them the fuck alone. 1.00

00:20:42.000 But those people who want to be left alone, they also want you to be left alone. 0.93

00:20:48.000 They don't just want themselves to be left alone.

00:20:50.000 They want everyone left alone.

00:20:54.000 That's my new epiphany. 0.99

00:20:56.000 Okay, have you got a fucking quiz question for me? 0.99

00:20:58.000 Yes. 0.99

00:20:59.000 What astronaut said he could think about before liftoff was that everything in the capsule was supplied by the lowest bidder.

00:21:10.000 That's a great quote. 0.97

00:21:12.000 And I got no idea because I'm dumb. 0.94

00:21:14.000 Let's say Neil Armstrong. 0.83

00:21:16.000 Okay.

00:21:18.000 Clicking?

00:21:22.000 It's not letting me click. 1.00

00:21:24.000 You are useless at everything. 1.00

00:21:26.000 Click the other ones. 1.00

00:21:30.000 What the frick?

00:21:31.000 So maybe it doesn't click when it's wrong. 0.79

00:21:33.000 Oh, I see.

00:21:36.000 Do any of them react?

00:21:37.000 And why aren't you showing people?

00:21:38.000 This is broke.

00:21:41.000 Why are you just looking at it?

00:21:43.000 Because I got soundboards, so if you get it right, I go beep.

00:21:47.000 And if you get it wrong, that's over your head.

00:21:50.000 So nothing works.

00:21:51.000 It might be Brave.

00:21:52.000 Yeah.

00:21:53.000 It always fluxes with that kind of stuff.

00:21:55.000 Freaking Washington Times, by the way. 0.99

00:21:59.000 Quinn's cunt candle blew up. 1.00

00:22:03.000 Remember she made that candle that smells like her cunt? 1.00

00:22:06.000 AKA fish? 1.00

00:22:12.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:22:14.000 All women's vaginas smell the same. 1.00

00:22:16.000 They smell like nothing if they're freshly washed. 0.99

00:22:19.000 That was always a compliment, too. 1.00

00:22:20.000 I knew this guy that fucked Chloe 70, and he was like, oh, dude, her pussy tastes like water. 1.00

00:22:27.000 And I see the appeal. 1.00

00:22:28.000 But sometimes when you're in a relationship, you want a little bit of a smell.

00:22:31.000 Like Napoleon used to say to Josephine, he's going to be back from battle in 10 days.

00:22:37.000 Do not shower or bathe.

00:22:39.000 Sorry.

00:22:40.000 I don't think they had showers.

00:22:41.000 So yes, go back to that.

00:22:43.000 Someone lit her canton fire, her quinned scunt candle, and it was smelling beautiful.

00:22:49.000 The whole room reeked of fish. 0.99

00:22:51.000 And then it started exploding and shooting shards of shit everywhere. 0.99

00:22:55.000 Isn't that freaky? 0.99

00:22:56.000 Yeah.

00:22:57.000 Now, all candles that are sold in big corporate things so they don't get sued, they go through the National Candle Commission. 0.99

00:23:03.000 What is going on with your fucking computer, dude? 1.00

00:23:06.000 Are you useless? 1.00

00:23:08.000 It's taking a real shit today. 1.00

00:23:13.000 Also in the news, we have a new health secretary. 0.99

00:23:17.000 Now, it's bad news that we're getting into a fascist epoch where they're determined to destroy everyone.

00:23:25.000 But it's also going to be a very funny, well, I want to say eight years or four years, but with Biden's mental capacity, I don't know how long I should be saying.

00:23:38.000 We should probably have a formal decision.

00:23:40.000 All right, let's get formal now.

00:23:42.000 I hereby officially say Joe Biden will be incapable of doing anything in two years.

00:23:48.000 The slurring and the vice principal under Brock Tobagin.

00:23:54.000 Not Tobach Tobaggin. 0.80

00:23:55.000 July 4th.

00:23:57.000 MLA.

00:23:58.000 Yeah.

00:24:01.000 That's going to get so bad that they'll hide him.

00:24:04.000 Because I think Reagan was this bad at the end of his term. 1.00

00:24:06.000 I think he was falling asleep in meetings and shit. 0.99

00:24:09.000 I think he was completely useless for like the last month. 0.99

00:24:11.000 So you can hide it for a little bit, but eventually people are going to go, can we hear this guy say something?

00:24:18.000 So I'm going to say two years, and then he's going to have to step down because of medical reasons, they're going to say.

00:24:25.000 And then Kamala Harris will be president, and I guess Nancy Pelosi will become vice president.

00:24:30.000 Yikes.

00:24:32.000 I forget that happens, yeah.

00:24:33.000 And then they're going to be out after four years because people will see, they'll check their bank accounts and realize that socialism is expensive.

00:24:40.000 And then we'll get Ron DeSantis in 2024.

00:24:45.000 That is my official prediction.

00:24:46.000 Matt Goetz, they won't do it because his face is too big.

00:24:49.000 And he looks like the newscaster from The Muppet Show.

00:24:53.000 So that's not going to happen.

00:24:55.000 But the good news is that we're going to be getting a lot of laughs as he does his Justin Trudeau affirmative action hiring.

00:25:02.000 And Dick Levine, a man who wears makeup and has long hair and a scarf. 0.65

00:25:12.000 And Ryan and I were, much to our chagrin, searching for hours of this footage we showed on this show of him looking like he just got hit by a gay train. 0.77

00:25:27.000 Remember?

00:25:27.000 His makeup was askew.

00:25:29.000 He had like random ribbons in his hair.

00:25:31.000 I looked, I was like 40 pages deep into YouTube. 0.86

00:25:34.000 And with this announcement, of course, you know, there's a lot of shit to get through to find some old, it was like an interview or a town hall or something. 0.96

00:25:43.000 So maybe you folks at home can help us find it, but it's fucking hilarious. 0.99

00:25:46.000 And I'm really looking forward to seeing this lunatic old Jewish man who thinks he's a woman tell us about mental health. 1.00

00:25:58.000 If you're trans, you're a Mentally ill gay. 1.00

00:26:01.000 In the word mentally ill is the word ill. 1.00

00:26:04.000 So we have an ill person telling us how to run the nation's health.

00:26:09.000 That's funny.

00:26:12.000 Struggled with anorexia.

00:26:14.000 Struggled with anorexia.

00:26:16.000 Well, it looks like anorexia lost.

00:26:18.000 Congratulations.

00:26:19.000 Struggled with anorexia and won. 0.99

00:26:22.000 But seriously, folks, who fucks that? 1.00

00:26:26.000 I think they exaggerate how many of them chop their dick off. 1.00

00:26:28.000 We've seen the operation. 1.00

00:26:30.000 We went through it very slowly on this show. 1.00

00:26:32.000 So he has a dick. 1.00

00:26:34.000 He's a Jewish dick. 1.00

00:26:37.000 Who? 1.00

00:26:38.000 I don't understand who wants to fuck that. 1.00

00:26:40.000 Is it an old, ugly lesbian that goes, well, it's a handy strap-on. 1.00

00:26:45.000 But then is he, he's probably gay. 1.00

00:26:47.000 Yeah, he's a mentally ill gay. 1.00

00:26:48.000 So he wants a dude. 1.00

00:26:49.000 So he wants a dude to fuck him up the butt while he has a boner and maybe beats off. 1.00

00:26:55.000 This is a very raunchy show. 1.00

00:26:56.000 I apologize for that. 1.00

00:26:59.000 Who wants to fuck? 1.00

00:27:00.000 If you're gay, I guess old gays don't do very well because they're a very shallow group. 1.00

00:27:05.000 So when you're like my age, you probably have trouble getting laid. 1.00

00:27:08.000 Because I remember hearing about old gays would have twinks and they'd buy them shit and cameras and stuff and take them on trips and vacations. 1.00

00:27:17.000 So maybe you get bored of that and you go, oh, I'm just going to fuck Dick Levine up, his weird ass. 1.00

00:27:23.000 I can't fuck Gavin. 1.00

00:27:24.000 He said he has a hemorrhoid. 1.00

00:27:26.000 Wait, he has a wife?

00:27:28.000 Oh, ex-wife. 0.60

00:27:29.000 Yeah, that makes a little more sense.

00:27:30.000 2013.

00:27:32.000 Rachel's.

00:27:33.000 But this is until 2013.

00:27:36.000 Hmm.

00:27:38.000 Oof.

00:27:39.000 I would question my sexuality, too.

00:27:42.000 I think they broke up after the transition, though, because he transitioned in 2011.

00:27:48.000 Well, maybe they tried to give it a go.

00:27:50.000 Until 2013, yeah.

00:27:52.000 I'll try it.

00:27:53.000 I guess they blow you?

00:27:54.000 What do I do?

00:27:54.000 Do you eat me out?

00:27:55.000 What are we?

00:27:56.000 Are we lesbians? 1.00

00:27:58.000 I guess we know that he was pegged, right?

00:28:01.000 I would assume. 1.00

00:28:02.000 How much money would you bet that before he did all this shit, he had his wife fuck him with a strap on? 1.00

00:28:08.000 Like it was just that? 1.00

00:28:10.000 I would bet.

00:28:14.000 400 for me.

00:28:16.000 940 bucks.

00:28:17.000 That's fair.

00:28:18.000 400 for me.

00:28:19.000 I'm going to bet 100 bucks on every Mets game this year.

00:28:22.000 I think event.

00:28:23.000 Really?

00:28:24.000 Yep.

00:28:25.000 I've talked to a lot of people about it.

00:28:27.000 My worst case scenario isn't that bad.

00:28:30.000 You might break even.

00:28:31.000 Yeah.

00:28:31.000 In fact, I think some nerd did it for me for last year, and I think I ended up losing $1,800.

00:28:39.000 Anyway, here's something that's not funny.

00:28:41.000 AIU did a really good video about this.

00:28:45.000 It's his most recent AIU video.

00:28:47.000 This guy.

00:28:49.000 Serbian immigrant right here.

00:28:51.000 Not him.

00:28:52.000 Right here.

00:28:53.000 Just got his engineering degree.

00:28:55.000 He's had a fiancé.

00:28:56.000 He was set.

00:28:57.000 Lived in America.

00:28:58.000 He's happy to be here.

00:28:59.000 The guy was just walking on air.

00:29:01.000 Happiest dude around.

00:29:03.000 Everything came together. 1.00

00:29:04.000 If you're from Serbia, you're from a shithole. 1.00

00:29:06.000 We'll get to that shortly. 0.99

00:29:08.000 So he got out of that war-torn hellhole full of Muslims and Christians fighting each other to the death. 1.00

00:29:14.000 He made it here. 0.60

00:29:15.000 He's in Philly hanging around. 0.98

00:29:16.000 He's got his cool little dog having a gay old time. 1.00

00:29:20.000 He gets caught by these fucking pieces of human shit. 1.00

00:29:24.000 And you'll see AIU's video. 1.00

00:29:29.000 I think he steps back and he tries to push the guy's gun away from him.

00:29:33.000 And the guy just shoots him through the chest.

00:29:35.000 Just like our buddy, Nicole Dufrine, 20 years ago, Rudy Fleming, went up to her and she goes, oh, what are you going to do? 0.94

00:29:42.000 Shoot me? 0.61

00:29:43.000 And he goes, through the chest. 1.00

00:29:45.000 You're just a piece of white shit. 1.00

00:29:47.000 But what's amazing about this guy is he shows you how pathetic the justice system is. 1.00

00:29:54.000 The suspect, charged with murdering a Philadelphia man in cold blood as the victim walked his dog, was out on bail at the time in an armed kidnapping case. 0.87

00:30:05.000 He carjacked a car, was caught for it, and released, and they kept lowering his bail from $100,000 and $200,000 to $20,000, which he can pay because he's likely a drug dealer.

00:30:15.000 And he had just got out of jail for another crime where in the jail, he had threatened the prison guards and was charged with assault for that. 0.99

00:30:25.000 The guy has been murdering, fucking up, and destroying people's lives his whole life. 0.98

00:30:32.000 And isn't it funny, too, how when they have these... 0.99

00:30:37.000 That hat is really making my face dark.

00:30:40.000 My face looks really dark here. 1.00

00:30:41.000 And we've got to do something with these fucking eye bags, dude. 0.99

00:30:44.000 I don't have bags under my eyes. 1.00

00:30:46.000 Let's see.

00:30:48.000 Is that a little better?

00:30:50.000 That's a little better.

00:30:53.000 Sorry. 1.00

00:30:55.000 So just kill him. 1.00

00:30:56.000 I can't fix the eye bags. 1.00

00:30:57.000 But isn't it funny how whenever they have these wrongfully convicted dudes, it's always black men? 1.00

00:31:04.000 Like, you couldn't even imagine a cop who was wrongly accused and is in prison right now having an advocacy group. 0.61

00:31:13.000 Like Michelle Malkin has that Asian cop who was accused of forcing a woman to blow him. 0.99

00:31:18.000 Total horseshit. 0.99

00:31:20.000 But you never see that. 0.99

00:31:21.000 It's always political. 0.97

00:31:22.000 It's always black. 1.00

00:31:25.000 That's so weird.

00:31:28.000 Or is it?

00:31:30.000 Anyway.

00:31:31.000 I think there's one.

00:31:32.000 One out of about 20.

00:31:34.000 Let me see where.

00:31:35.000 This guy.

00:31:36.000 Hey.

00:31:37.000 He can sue Ohio now.

00:31:43.000 Okay, and Lil Wayne's getting out. 0.99

00:31:44.000 Isn't that fucked up that Lil Wayne is getting out of prison for having an illegal gun? 0.96

00:31:49.000 Now, I kind of get Trump's point. 0.99

00:31:51.000 He was arrested right after he said, I like Trump.

00:31:56.000 So I can see that him saying, like me wanting to exonerate Proud Boys because I feel culpable. 0.98

00:32:03.000 But Ed Snowden and fucking Julian Assange, no? 0.98

00:32:11.000 That's not good. 0.99

00:32:12.000 That would have been a great way to say F E on the way out, too.

00:32:14.000 I know. 1.00

00:32:15.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:32:16.000 Let it go. 1.00

00:32:16.000 And they protect people from the shit that might be happening under the Biden administration. 1.00

00:32:23.000 Here's a new angle. 0.98

00:32:24.000 Okay, let's say Assange is guilty.

00:32:26.000 He's dead 10 years.

00:32:28.000 Right.

00:32:30.000 He's dying. 0.79

00:32:31.000 The man's sick. 1.00

00:32:32.000 10 fucking years. 1.00

00:32:34.000 Cassandra Fairbanks is losing her shit. 1.00

00:32:38.000 She's not happy with this because I think it was looking pretty good. 1.00

00:32:43.000 And now that's a no. 1.00

00:32:46.000 Because we're all following a bullshit fucking narrative. 1.00

00:32:50.000 Which brings us to the Proud Boys. 1.00

00:32:56.000 This is a friend of Ali's who gave me this hat.

00:32:58.000 I don't quite understand it.

00:33:00.000 What is it?

00:33:00.000 Make America Stop Hate.

00:33:03.000 What?

00:33:04.000 Proud Boys don't start fights.

00:33:06.000 They finish.

00:33:06.000 Proud of your boys.

00:33:10.000 I'll make you proud of your boys.

00:33:14.000 Proud boys, stand back and stand by.

00:33:21.000 Let's go right to a green screen, shall we?

00:33:24.000 This guy, this tweet, is driving me nuts.

00:33:34.000 Look, it's Don Winslow.

00:33:36.000 Who is he?

00:33:37.000 He's like one of these cheesy boomer dad writers who writes thrilling fiction like Broken and The Cartel and The Power of the Dog.

00:33:47.000 These are the kind of books you see your dad reading at the airport, right?

00:33:51.000 Usually divorced dads really like this kind of stuff.

00:33:54.000 Author of three New York Times Critics Choice Best Books of the Year. 0.98

00:33:57.000 Okay, so this guy is a professional liar. 0.95

00:34:01.000 He writes fiction. 1.00

00:34:03.000 By the way, fiction is for fags. 1.00

00:34:05.000 Like you've allotted time to read and you're reading a made-up story. 0.99

00:34:11.000 So you're in someone else's imagination. 0.99

00:34:14.000 That's kind of a cuck move, especially like science fiction and shit. 0.99

00:34:18.000 But wouldn't you rather read about, you know, actual drug lords and real wars? 1.00

00:34:23.000 And then when you're done, you're smarter because you know more shit. 0.99

00:34:27.000 I wish I had done that. 1.00

00:34:28.000 I'm dumb. 0.89

00:34:29.000 Anyway, Don Winslow makes videos, I guess. 0.64

00:34:33.000 And he's put out a video that has 3.2 million views.

00:34:37.000 And it is pure fiction.

00:34:38.000 And it's the new narrative of the day.

00:34:40.000 It's Biden's America now. 1.00

00:34:42.000 And in Biden's America, black criminals, jihadists, you know, non-white threats don't matter. 1.00

00:34:51.000 What matters is white people. 1.00

00:34:53.000 They're evil. 1.00

00:34:53.000 They're our biggest threat. 1.00

00:34:55.000 And not just any white people, non-liberals, Trump supporters. 0.90

00:34:59.000 So click on this video, make it full screen. 1.00

00:35:01.000 And let's, it's just, I'm going to be yelling pods every 10 seconds because it's so chock full of shit. 0.99

00:35:10.000 All right? 0.99

00:35:12.000 On or before January 20th, Donald Trump will no longer be the commander-in-chief.

00:35:16.000 He will lose control of the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Special Forces, and America's nuclear arsenal.

00:35:22.000 So the implication already, right out of the gate, is that Trump's had all of this army, right?

00:35:29.000 And he's not going to give it up because he's too used to power.

00:35:33.000 Okay.

00:35:34.000 So what's he going to do?

00:35:35.000 That's a cool logo, Strategic Command.

00:35:39.000 I like that.

00:35:42.000 On January 20th, Donald Trump will become the commander-in-chief of a different army.

00:35:46.000 This army.

00:35:50.000 So all these fans are now his army.

00:35:54.000 And this also assumes that he was responsible for the riot in the Capitol.

00:35:59.000 No evidence of this at all.

00:36:00.000 They have a tweet where he said, it will be wild.

00:36:03.000 They started storming the Capitol before he was done his speech.

00:36:06.000 Never mind.

00:36:06.000 That's the truth.

00:36:07.000 Truth is irrelevant now in Biden's America.

00:36:11.000 And so all of these people are going to stand black and stand by at any time. 0.67

00:36:18.000 And he can just say, like, what could he say?

00:36:19.000 He could say, well, I know what I'd say if I had an army. 0.99

00:36:22.000 I'd say, can you go beat the shit out of all the Antifa in Portland, please? 1.00

00:36:26.000 Stop them burning down our country. 0.99

00:36:30.000 But I guess that's the implication here.

00:36:32.000 And he's going to prove it.

00:36:33.000 3.3 million views.

00:36:36.000 That's a lot of views.

00:36:40.000 The greatest threat facing America today comes from within.

00:36:43.000 Wait, go back.

00:36:45.000 I love the picture he chose.

00:36:47.000 Like, that guy's going to get you.

00:36:50.000 Whatever that is is going to get you.

00:36:53.000 Dads, basically.

00:36:54.000 The greatest threat to America today is dads.

00:36:58.000 And dude, hey, Don, dads are your market.

00:37:01.000 That's your demographic, my guy.

00:37:05.000 It comes from within. 0.75

00:37:06.000 Radical extreme conservatives, also known as domestic terrorists.

00:37:10.000 They are hidden among us. 0.54

00:37:15.000 Look at that.

00:37:16.000 Boom.

00:37:17.000 There's a guy sitting at a desk.

00:37:21.000 Wow.

00:37:22.000 They walk among us.

00:37:24.000 So what they're going to do now is conflate Camp Auschwitz guy and some Zieg Heil, some Confederate flag.

00:37:30.000 And that's going to apply to all of us, just like Sarah Silverman was doing yesterday, where she goes, some of them are not racist.

00:37:38.000 Well, can you say not?

00:37:40.000 I mean, what's the difference?

00:37:42.000 They tolerate it, so that's just as bad as racism.

00:37:46.000 Through giant nostrils.

00:37:48.000 Hidden among us, disguised behind regular jobs.

00:37:51.000 How, isn't that scary, that picture?

00:37:54.000 Ooh. 1.00

00:37:56.000 Look at these domestic terrorists, these racist domestic terrorists. 0.99

00:38:00.000 Trump has an army, and he says, steal Pelosi's podium. 0.97

00:38:05.000 Regular jobs.

00:38:06.000 They are your children's teachers.

00:38:08.000 They work at supermarkets, malls, doctors' offices, and many are police officers and soldiers.

00:38:13.000 In other words, the people who stormed the Capitol were pretty regular Americans. 0.99

00:38:18.000 And regular Americans were so pissed off with not just the election, but bullshit propaganda like I'm literally in right now, this fucking video. 0.99

00:38:27.000 They were so sick of it that plenty of them snapped. 1.00

00:38:30.000 And they weren't freaks.

00:38:31.000 They weren't domestic terrorists.

00:38:32.000 Like you end up proving exactly what you're trying to disprove.

00:38:37.000 You know what I mean?

00:38:38.000 Like he just showed us that they're not domestic terrorists.

00:38:41.000 They're regular Joes. 1.00

00:38:42.000 And I guess the only way that this conceit works is if you think the storming of the Capitol was the apocalypse and it's the scariest thing you've ever imagined.

00:38:52.000 And I think they're doing a pretty good job of convincing Americans that it was a horrific horror movie.

00:38:58.000 Meanwhile, we saw the video Yesterday, where they're like, hey, what's going on?

00:39:01.000 And the cops are like, did you guys think you could maybe leave?

00:39:04.000 I'm like, yeah, we're going to leave in a bit.

00:39:05.000 I just got shot in the face with a plastic bullet.

00:39:09.000 That clip has got to be the clip of the year.

00:39:10.000 I hope that has 3.3 million views.

00:39:13.000 Oh, dude, we should re-edit this with the same narration and then have, like, hey, man, you guys think you could leave the Capitol?

00:39:23.000 Absolutely.

00:39:29.000 Didn't a woman get shot by the police? 0.99

00:39:32.000 A white woman? 1.00

00:39:34.000 For more than a decade, Donald Trump has spoken directly to white supremacists in their language.

00:39:39.000 Give me an example.

00:39:40.000 So build that wall.

00:39:41.000 So having a wall is a white supremacist notion. 0.51

00:39:47.000 The Vatican is white supremacy. 1.00

00:39:50.000 Mexico is brutal with their illegal aliens. 1.00

00:39:54.000 Brutal. 1.00

00:39:57.000 Is that white supremacy? 0.99

00:39:59.000 How is saying, I don't want tons of illegal aliens. 1.00

00:40:02.000 I don't want this. 0.99

00:40:06.000 If you don't want a caravan to come into your country, you're a white supremacist.

00:40:11.000 But none of the countries that they've been going through want them there either.

00:40:15.000 They've been getting arrested, tear gassed, beaten by cops all up Central America.

00:40:21.000 So how is it a given that Build That Wall goes right up to white supremacy?

00:40:26.000 Again, this is all dogs are mammals, all cats are mammals. 0.96

00:40:28.000 Yes, I'm sure white supremacists like walls.

00:40:32.000 So does 60% of the population. 1.00

00:40:35.000 That doesn't make them white supremacists, Don, you dunce. 1.00

00:40:40.000 That wall. 1.00

00:40:41.000 Build that wall. 0.97

00:40:43.000 Trump derides protections for immigrants from shithole countries.

00:40:46.000 Well, that's the Washington Post take on it.

00:40:48.000 There was no, was there evidence he said shithole countries?

00:40:51.000 That was, somebody said that he said that.

00:40:54.000 Yeah.

00:40:54.000 So that wasn't speaking language.

00:40:56.000 They are shitholes. 0.98

00:40:58.000 Like, if you don't think that Libya is a shithole, go check it out. 1.00

00:41:04.000 If you don't think the favelas in Rio are shitholes, go hang out there. 0.97

00:41:08.000 Go for a walk.

00:41:11.000 Isn't pro-immigration's argument that they're coming from shitholes?

00:41:14.000 That's why they need refuge here?

00:41:16.000 Yeah.

00:41:18.000 So it's not racist to call other countries shitholes.

00:41:20.000 You know what's a shithole? 0.93

00:41:21.000 Russia. 1.00

00:41:22.000 Russia is a shithole. 1.00

00:41:24.000 Serbia is a shithole. 1.00

00:41:25.000 Bosnia is a shithole. 1.00

00:41:27.000 All of Eastern Europe is a fucking shithole. 1.00

00:41:30.000 That's all white, and I don't want them coming here. 1.00

00:41:34.000 Pocahontas, is it offensive? 0.87

00:41:38.000 How is that racist? 1.00

00:41:40.000 It's a little bit more racist to pretend you're a fucking Indian when you have less Indian blood in you than the national average. 1.00

00:41:48.000 I think the national average for all of us is like 1.7 and she had like 1.1, whatever the fuck the percentages were. 1.00

00:41:56.000 So he's mocking her for her racial bullshit. 1.00

00:42:00.000 That's not racist. 0.99

00:42:01.000 You might have a point if it was like some, an actual Indian and you called her Pocahontas all the time and went, ooh, I think that would be funny, but you might have an argument there.

00:42:10.000 That's not the context.

00:42:11.000 He wasn't going for that.

00:42:12.000 He wasn't mocking American Indians.

00:42:14.000 He was mocking white people who say they're American Indians.

00:42:18.000 Oh, I'm sorry about that. 0.97

00:42:20.000 Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States.

00:42:28.000 And then after that, he said, until we can figure out what's going on, there had just been a terrorist attack.

00:42:33.000 I believe that was after San Bernardino. 0.96

00:42:35.000 And he said, unfortunately, temporarily, we need to put a stop on Muslims because we have a problem with Muslim terrorism in this country. 0.97

00:42:45.000 And we did. 0.97

00:42:46.000 Not domestic terrorism.

00:42:47.000 MAGA people don't shoot up the Orlando Pulse nightclub and shoot 89 people and kill.

00:42:53.000 I forget how many were killed there.

00:42:54.000 It was like 40 or something.

00:42:56.000 That's not a MAGA thing.

00:42:57.000 That's a Muslim thing. 0.53

00:42:59.000 Muslims are 1% of the population, and they constitute about 50% of the domestic terrorism cases, especially when you loop in September 11th, which you'll notice they tend not to do.

00:43:11.000 They tend to start these studies on September 12th because they don't want to have to deal with that pesky 3,000.

00:43:19.000 In the middle of a presidential debate, Donald Trump was asked to disavow white supremacy, which he refused.

00:43:24.000 Stop.

00:43:24.000 Instead, he told...

00:43:25.000 Okay, so now he's conflating white supremacy with the Proud Boys.

00:43:29.000 He refused.

00:43:30.000 He didn't refuse. 1.00

00:43:31.000 He's disavowed white supremacy so many fucking times. 0.99

00:43:33.000 Remember with David Duke? 1.00

00:43:36.000 He had to disavow David Duke like 10 times.

00:43:38.000 Or with Charlottesville, he said there was good people on both sides.

00:43:41.000 That was taken to mean the Nazis were good people. 0.90

00:43:44.000 He didn't mean that.

00:43:45.000 And he clarified immediately after and the next day.

00:43:49.000 I disavow white supremacy.

00:43:50.000 I disavow white supremacy.

00:43:52.000 By the way, Don, and who made this?

00:43:56.000 Does he have like a video team?

00:43:58.000 That's weird.

00:43:59.000 I guess he's just trying to sell books, right?

00:44:01.000 So America's getting their news from people who write fiction who are doing commercials.

00:44:07.000 We're getting our news from fiction commercials.

00:44:11.000 So he disavowed white supremacy a million times, and then they asked him for a specific group.

00:44:16.000 Oops.

00:44:19.000 And they jumped to Proud Boys. 0.99

00:44:23.000 And he said, and you'd have to be willfully ignorant to think that stand by was him saying, hang on, white supremacists. 0.99

00:44:31.000 We're going to unleash him. 0.99

00:44:32.000 Oh, that's what I meant to say earlier, too. 0.96

00:44:33.000 White supremacists are not this burgeoning force that's great for you.

00:44:39.000 Have you noticed that like people don't set up stores calling white supremacy t-shirts?

00:44:43.000 And come on in.

00:44:44.000 Hey, it's white supremacy land.

00:44:46.000 It's not this big market.

00:44:48.000 So if you got all the white supremacists together in the whole country, you'd have a grip on all 37 dudes.

00:44:55.000 Maybe.

00:44:56.000 Like with Charlottesville, what was there?

00:44:58.000 Like 200 people saying Jews will not replace us, a bunch of edgy kids that have been brainwashed by feds, likely. 0.82

00:45:04.000 So what are we dealing with?

00:45:06.000 We're dealing with fractions of 1%, like a tenth.

00:45:11.000 That's like 0.0003% of America.

00:45:14.000 So it's not like this burgeoning market where he goes, stand back and stand by and then unleash the hounds.

00:45:20.000 This whole video is implying that there are millions of white supremacists and he's going to unleash the hounds. 1.00

00:45:27.000 He's selling a fucking book. 1.00

00:45:29.000 And 3.3 million people are like, yeah, that's not fiction. 1.00

00:45:33.000 That's a fact.

00:45:36.000 To Disavow white supremacy.

00:45:38.000 He refused.

00:45:38.000 Instead, he told the proud boys to stand back and stand by.

00:45:42.000 Proud boys?

00:45:44.000 You know that he meant stand down.

00:45:47.000 Okay, what else you got, Don?

00:45:48.000 Here's his evidence.

00:45:50.000 Yeah, this is called funny.

00:45:52.000 This is called amusing. 1.00

00:45:53.000 You're trying to make this fucking sinister, you loser. 1.00

00:45:58.000 They heard their leader. 1.00

00:45:59.000 They even responded to him on Twitter, promising to stand by.

00:46:02.000 And on January 6, 2021, Trump green lit them.

00:46:05.000 They suited up.

00:46:06.000 They flew.

00:46:07.000 So Trump green lit them.

00:46:09.000 So now all of these people are proud boys.

00:46:12.000 That's a proud boy, according to this guy.

00:46:13.000 These are all proud boys, according to this guy.

00:46:15.000 And you'll notice.

00:46:17.000 You know what he does?

00:46:19.000 It's look yellow instead of orange?

00:46:20.000 Those were orange.

00:46:21.000 Oh, yeah.

00:46:23.000 But they also use footage from other rallies.

00:46:28.000 So according to his logic, Proud Boys and everyone there, they're all the same group.

00:46:35.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:46:36.000 They made the hats yellow.

00:46:39.000 So show us Proud Boys at this thing.

00:46:42.000 Show us black and yellow Fred Perry's if they were standing by.

00:46:46.000 This is just a lie.

00:46:48.000 They suited up.

00:46:49.000 They flew in.

00:46:50.000 They took hotel rooms.

00:46:51.000 They loaded their weapons.

00:46:52.000 Let's go back.

00:46:53.000 So you see what he did there?

00:46:55.000 This picture isn't from January 6th.

00:46:58.000 He took a different picture and put it there.

00:47:00.000 And we've got PB and everything. 0.99

00:47:03.000 Like, God damn it. 1.00

00:47:04.000 I got to start suing these motherfuckers. 1.00

00:47:06.000 That's just a fucking lie. 1.00

00:47:08.000 I'm standing in a lie right now. 1.00

00:47:10.000 They suited up.

00:47:11.000 They flew in.

00:47:12.000 I noticed this too.

00:47:13.000 People don't seem to comprehend this.

00:47:16.000 Proud Boys as an organization did not go on January 6th.

00:47:20.000 Yes, there were members there.

00:47:22.000 That doesn't mean the Proud Boys were at the January 6th rally.

00:47:26.000 This seems impossible for people to understand.

00:47:29.000 If you were at, if you stormed the Capitol and you were a member of the Knights of Columbus, the Knights of Columbus did not storm the Capitol.

00:47:37.000 Do you understand?

00:47:38.000 Proud Boys clearly said, Enrique clearly said, no black and yellow.

00:47:42.000 If you go there, you're going as a citizen.

00:47:45.000 You will not see a PB thing or a hat or the laurels in any of the footage on January 6th.

00:47:52.000 So they just say, yes, you were there because Nick Ox was there and Enrique was there.

00:47:57.000 No, those were just guys.

00:47:59.000 They weren't there as a club. 0.96

00:48:01.000 When they're there as a club, it's really fucking obvious. 0.99

00:48:06.000 They loaded their weapons, prepared their bombs. 0.99

00:48:08.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:48:09.000 They loaded their weapons, prepared five firearms, including assault rifles, two pipe bombs, 11 Molotov cocktails.

00:48:16.000 I need to know more about this.

00:48:17.000 And weren't the pipe bombs planted at the RNC?

00:48:21.000 They were planted at the...

00:48:22.000 It was a really weird headline.

00:48:24.000 They said a pipe bomb was discovered at the RNC headquarters.

00:48:27.000 DNC staffers evacuated.

00:48:30.000 Remember that? 1.00

00:48:31.000 So I don't know what this fucking five-firearms shit is, but I obviously understand the implication here, is that they were loaded up, ready to kill. 1.00

00:48:40.000 Prepared their bombs, and they attacked with the intention of killing Nancy Pelosi and hanging Vice President Mike Pence. 1.00

00:48:45.000 Okay, stop. 1.00

00:48:47.000 So this is fucking insane. 0.99

00:48:51.000 So they're loaded up. 1.00

00:48:52.000 They have all these weapons.

00:48:53.000 Did you see any weapons in any of the footage?

00:48:56.000 Where's his five assault rifles and his Molotov cocktails?

00:49:00.000 And the evidence that they were going to kill Nancy Pelosi and Vice President Mike Pence.

00:49:05.000 And by the way, this is now Proud Boys, according to the media, because they hear this.

00:49:09.000 Let's see the evidence that Nancy Pelosi was going to die. 0.73

00:49:13.000 Of killing Nancy Pelosi and hanging Vice President Mike Pence.

00:49:20.000 So they were there to hang Mike Pence.

00:49:22.000 Is it possible that the noose at a rally is a symbol?

00:49:26.000 Is it possible when someone chants hang Mike Pence, they're not literally going to go in there, grab him, and hang him?

00:49:32.000 That's what you think is going to happen.

00:49:33.000 There's going to be Mike Pence just like swinging in the breeze.

00:49:40.000 And Nancy Pelosi, what, will her head be cut off? 1.00

00:49:43.000 Is that what's going on? 0.84

00:49:44.000 These are left-wing fantasies, by the way.

00:49:46.000 Remember Trump's head?

00:49:48.000 But the second that someone chants something and has a symbolic noose, they go, they're there to hang Mike Pence.

00:50:00.000 They were vocally saying, where's the speaker?

00:50:03.000 We know she has staff.

00:50:04.000 They're here someplace we're going to find them.

00:50:08.000 In the years ahead, Trump is stopped.

00:50:10.000 That, hey, Nancy, that's their evidence that they were there to kill Nancy Pelosi.

00:50:16.000 Why didn't they inflict any violence on anyone?

00:50:18.000 The only violence we saw there was the Magab woman being shot in the neck.

00:50:23.000 That was the only person who was murdered.

00:50:28.000 In the years ahead, Trump will lead his legal domestic tobacco. 0.95

00:50:31.000 They really milk that Confederate flag dunce. 1.00

00:50:35.000 Like, they just keep showing him. 0.86

00:50:36.000 Look, there he is.

00:50:37.000 Then they show him again a few clips later.

00:50:39.000 They want it to look like a lot of Confederate flags.

00:50:41.000 Look, there he is.

00:50:42.000 They've shown him three times.

00:50:46.000 Four times.

00:50:49.000 And then the little Jewish judge's son. 0.81

00:50:52.000 Is he part of Trump's army?

00:50:54.000 Yeah, I guess so.

00:50:57.000 Years ahead, Trump will lead his army of domestic terrorists.

00:51:00.000 He will encourage and incite violence.

00:51:02.000 He will play the role of arsonist and fireman.

00:51:04.000 He will start a civil war and then say things were more peaceful when he was president.

00:51:08.000 We have to fight back.

00:51:10.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:51:11.000 So Trump's going to just incite riots all over the place in order to make Biden look bad. 1.00

00:51:17.000 That is a crazy fucking theory. 0.99

00:51:19.000 We got to see what this guy's next book is. 1.00

00:51:21.000 It's probably called...

00:51:23.000 It won't be called Trump's Army, but it'll be called The Mercenaries American Militia.

00:51:32.000 American Militia.

00:51:33.000 That's his next book.

00:51:34.000 I guarantee it. 1.00

00:51:35.000 We're watching a commercial for a fucking book, and 3.3 million people are taking it seriously. 0.99

00:51:41.000 Civil War, and then say things were more peaceful when he was president. 1.00

00:51:44.000 We have to fight back.

00:51:45.000 In this new war, the battlefield has changes.

00:51:50.000 So, oh, I see what this is all about.

00:51:53.000 Censorship.

00:51:55.000 You know, I was bummed when we lost free speech.tv because I just, it sounds cooler than censored.tv.

00:52:01.000 But boy, have we slipped into this name?

00:52:04.000 I mean, that's the new wave here. 0.95

00:52:06.000 Scare the shit out of Americans, harass big tech, dominate the leftist politicians, and the next thing you know, we don't have a voice. 0.67

00:52:15.000 Censored.tv is one of the only places left where you can get the truth. 0.99

00:52:20.000 While these people make up a bunch of bullshit about how we're all Nazi terrorists and then use that to deplatform us, deperson as de-everything is. 0.80

00:52:28.000 I mean, having a Facebook page is nothing. 0.98

00:52:31.000 Soon it's going to be buying a house.

00:52:33.000 It's going to be internet providers.

00:52:34.000 Censored.tv was blocked in Australia and Britain.

00:52:38.000 We had to hack around it to get it in there.

00:52:42.000 Computers can be more valuable than guns.

00:52:44.000 And this is what we need now more than ever.

00:52:46.000 An army of citizen detectives.

00:52:48.000 I'm proposing we form a citizen army.

00:52:50.000 Our weapons will be computers and cell phones.

00:52:52.000 We who are monitoring extremists on the internet and reporting their findings to authorities.

00:52:57.000 Remember, before the Navy SEALs killed Osama bin Lad, he had to be found. 0.70

00:53:01.000 He was found by a CIA analyst working on a computer thousands of miles away.

00:53:06.000 He was found by a doctor who was doing swabs for a local Pakistani doctor said he was doing swabs for the flu or something, for flu shots to make sure people are safe and not sick.

00:53:19.000 And that's how he got Osama bin Laden's DNA. 0.92

00:53:22.000 Maybe the CIA was also involved, but that was how we confirmed it and how we could go in.

00:53:26.000 And you know, we did?

00:53:27.000 We totally stabbed that guy in the back.

00:53:29.000 I think he's in prison in Pakistan right now. 0.61

00:53:32.000 We should have had him on the next plane, first-class flight back to America with citizenship. 0.99

00:53:37.000 And by the way, where were all these sleuths before Battaklan and the Pulse shooting and the black Hebrew Israelites who killed the Jews in the Kosher Delhi? 0.87

00:53:48.000 Where were they before San Bernardino?

00:53:50.000 Can we get, does any of this sleuth thing include Islam?

00:53:54.000 No, it doesn't.

00:53:55.000 And by the way, the sleuthing, you realize what's really going on here. 0.99

00:53:58.000 The sleuthing is, I hear, you know, Joe Biggs say, fuck Biden, I'd love to tie him up and throw him off a cliff or something. 0.99

00:54:05.000 That kind of talk that people say. 0.99

00:54:06.000 That will get him arrested.

00:54:08.000 That will get him kicked off of everything. 1.00

00:54:10.000 Any stupid comment that someone throws out, if they're conservative, not if they're leftists. 1.00

00:54:16.000 Leftists can talk about killing Trump, killing me, no problem. 1.00

00:54:19.000 But if conservatives say anything obtuse or rude or sensationalist, they're fucking done. 0.99

00:54:25.000 That's what this is all about. 0.99

00:54:27.000 Control and power.

00:54:28.000 And this is why I always call them, and thank you, Ron Coleman, for this, Bolsheviks. 0.99

00:54:32.000 All they care about is power.

00:54:34.000 So we have, what, five minutes of fiction to build up to a justification for depersoning you.

00:54:45.000 SEALS killed Osama bin Laden.

00:54:47.000 He had to be found.

00:54:48.000 He was found by a CIA analyst working on a computer thousands of miles away.

00:54:52.000 It's up to you.

00:54:54.000 Snitch.

00:54:58.000 The snitch army. 1.00

00:55:00.000 So not only are journalists tattletales and they devote their entire careers to snitching, now we want citizens, your neighbors, to snitch on you and fuck you over. 1.00

00:55:10.000 That's not America. 1.00

00:55:12.000 That's a shithole. 0.99

00:55:29.000 America's getting their news from fan fiction. 0.99

00:55:34.000 Trump's new army.

00:55:37.000 He wants to, in a brutal attempt to sell books, he is trying to develop a mob of doxers who are going to ruin your life. 1.00

00:55:51.000 What a piece of shit he is. 1.00

00:55:54.000 How is his forehead out of focus? 1.00

00:55:59.000 His eyes are in focus? 0.93

00:56:01.000 What the hell?

00:56:02.000 That's just the most oddly focused picture I've seen.

00:56:06.000 I thought this was interesting.

00:56:08.000 1-5.

00:56:09.000 There's a podcast I'm not really familiar with, the Reader Sentin, a reader, a subscriber.

00:56:13.000 What do we call these people?

00:56:14.000 Viewers?

00:56:14.000 A viewer?

00:56:15.000 Yeah, a viewer.

00:56:16.000 And it was two intelligent liberals discussing the problem with conflating ethno-nationalism, white supremacy, with patriotism and how no one's really falling for that.

00:56:28.000 And can you be more specific?

00:56:29.000 There's the Camp Auschwitz guy, there's the Confederate flag guy, and there's the rest of us.

00:56:35.000 We're not the same.

00:56:36.000 We're not in the same group as them.

00:56:39.000 These organizations since June.

00:56:42.000 As a journalist, it's just something you do.

00:56:44.000 And then I died off for a while because there was a point I realized, okay, this story is way bigger than what I know back in June for short.

00:56:53.000 But after six months of really staying on it seven days a week, I think I have a better idea, especially being on the streets.

00:57:03.000 So the question is, how do you get the people who are in these institutions to appreciate or understand that what they're printing is divorced from what's on the street?

00:57:14.000 And it does have to be from the left, from a news photographer, to publish or to appear and this kind of thing.

00:57:23.000 But we do need to talk to our ideological sort of herd, as it were, and address.

00:57:32.000 So I think it does have to be somebody like the Huffington Post that does write seriously about ethno-nationalists.

00:57:40.000 Well, if you're serious about ethno-nationalists and you've published something that's so serious about ethno-nationalists that some of the antifa groups are even retweeting it, then you must be serious enough to make distinctions, right?

00:57:55.000 I mean, technically, you should be able to make a distinction between the ethno-nationalists and MAGA normie folks that are getting, you know, they're getting punched out.

00:58:08.000 And the Proud Boys, which is another level of MAGA, but not the ethno-nationalists.

00:58:14.000 Thank you.

00:58:15.000 I'd love to see that work.

00:58:17.000 I have my doubts because all of the left-leaning publications seem particularly prone to having narrative enforced on them.

00:58:27.000 And I agree with you that There has to be those of us on the left who are reasonable and are not buying this nonsense have to find our voice.

00:58:40.000 So in some sense, it's odd, but right-leaning publications have been welcoming of left-of-center authors to describe this.

00:58:52.000 And the problem is if it's published in the Wall Street Journal, you know, or something like that.

00:58:57.000 Or the New York Post. 1.00

00:58:58.000 The New York Post is called Prowboys White Supremacist because they hire some dumb chick from Canada who's just fresh out of college and ready to start her bullshit crusade. 1.00

00:59:09.000 Right, because it's imagined to be right of center, and then you, having written for them, are imagined to be right of center. 0.98

00:59:15.000 But the key is, again, this vast group in the middle that agrees on the basics, right?

00:59:22.000 We have to stop thinking of each other as, oh, that's on the left, I'm going to discount it, or that's on the right, I'm not going to believe it.

00:59:28.000 And we have to recognize that that conversation, even those of us who come from one side or the other, we have to meet in the middle and have that conversation.

00:59:36.000 And the question about what venues will allow it is, unfortunately, one with not a lot of answers.

00:59:42.000 Most venues are afraid of one kid.

00:59:44.000 Censored.tv was.

00:59:47.000 I had to spend $20,000 to get Cornell West on this show.

00:59:51.000 That's how much it costs.

00:59:53.000 I was describing it to those French chicks yesterday as if you wanted an ex-wife to have dinner with her ex-husband, it would cost you a lot of money. 1.00

01:00:00.000 And we're divorced.

01:00:02.000 America's divorced. 0.98

01:00:04.000 So I'd like to get lefties on, but it's not possible.

01:00:07.000 And it's because they don't have a degree of rigor. 0.99

01:00:10.000 They're mentally obese and they can't work shit out. 0.99

01:00:14.000 So they don't, it doesn't stand up to any kind of analysis. 1.00

01:00:17.000 When I argue with people, I'd love to lose.

01:00:20.000 That would be great.

01:00:20.000 Now I'm smarter.

01:00:21.000 You convince me.

01:00:23.000 They can't bear that.

01:00:24.000 They can't bear to lose.

01:00:26.000 And I've argued with people like on the train and stuff that recognize me and back and forth. 1.00

01:00:31.000 And it's fucking, it's like a cat playing with a mouse before he eats it. 0.99

01:00:34.000 Like they haven't thought anything through. 1.00

01:00:40.000 Remember that retarded professor? 1.00

01:00:44.000 She's an MYU professor. 0.99

01:00:45.000 She's Latina. 0.99

01:00:46.000 And her entire career is based on justifying or criticizing or explaining away conservatives who are Hispanic. 0.97

01:00:57.000 And she's written books on it, won awards.

01:00:59.000 That's all she does.

01:01:00.000 That's her brand. 0.84

01:01:01.000 But she was in the Daily Mail today.

01:01:06.000 White is a state of mind. 0.95

01:01:07.000 MYU professor slammed for claiming black and Latino voters who supported Trump have multiracial whiteness and that it was unsettling so many voted for him. 0.79

01:01:14.000 Like, Hispanics are Catholic. 0.99

01:01:17.000 They're pro-life.

01:01:20.000 They don't like crime because the MS-13s in their neighborhood are killing their neighbors. 0.99

01:01:26.000 So they're religious.

01:01:27.000 They love the Pope.

01:01:28.000 So I don't understand why so many of them are liberal.

01:01:32.000 And I think there's a surprisingly high number of Hispanic U.S. citizens who don't like illegal aliens. 0.72

01:01:41.000 They don't like the concept. 1.00

01:01:42.000 They busted their ass to get here. 1.00

01:01:44.000 They're here now, and they don't want illegals running around. 1.00

01:01:46.000 I think I remember seeing that was as high as like 40%.

01:01:50.000 Anyway, go back to that article because there's something really bad about this.

01:01:54.000 She's super hot and exactly my type. 1.00

01:01:58.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:01:59.000 I'm going to have to pretend she has pancake tits. 1.00

01:02:03.000 Or that's a wig and she's bald. 1.00

01:02:05.000 Because that's my favorite age.

01:02:08.000 Ecuador.

01:02:09.000 What kind of Latina is she? 1.00

01:02:10.000 Latina? 0.70

01:02:11.000 Latina? 0.70

01:02:12.000 I think she's from Guam? 0.98

01:02:16.000 No, Ecuador.

01:02:18.000 Oh, that's what I saw.

01:02:20.000 That's what I said.

01:02:21.000 Well, I'm copying you.

01:02:22.000 So there's the article, right?

01:02:23.000 Go up.

01:02:24.000 No, no, no. 1.00

01:02:25.000 The Enrique picture, shit lips. 1.00

01:02:28.000 To understand Trump's board. 1.00

01:02:30.000 That's what we featured yesterday.

01:02:31.000 And there is Enrique.

01:02:32.000 He's explaining it on his shirt.

01:02:35.000 He's like, I'm not a white supremacist.

01:02:36.000 I don't care about race.

01:02:38.000 I like America the best.

01:02:39.000 I'm an American supremacist.

01:02:41.000 So he couldn't make it clear.

01:02:43.000 And she's like, she went on to claim that being white is no longer someone's racial identity, but it is also political color, which can lead to a discriminatory worldview in which feelings of freedom and belonging are produced through the persecution and dehumanization of others.

01:02:58.000 So Enrique and Ali Alexander, our own Ali Alexander, the reason that they are conservative is because they're pretending to be white and they're hurting and persecuting blacks and Latinos. 0.98

01:03:12.000 I don't know when the fuck Ali Alexander hurt or did anything negative towards the black community, but I guess voting for Trump is. 0.99

01:03:21.000 And remember in that green screen, we saw their evidence of Trump being racist. 0.99

01:03:25.000 He likes walls. 0.97

01:03:26.000 He has a problem with Muslims. 0.99

01:03:31.000 The idea, she said, is rooted in white supremacy, indigenous dispossession, and anti-blackness. 0.97

01:03:36.000 So Ali Alexander is rooted in anti-blackness.

01:03:40.000 In the politics of multiracial whiteness, anyone can join the MAGA movement and engage in the wild freedom of unbridled rage and conspiracy theories. 0.74

01:03:47.000 Yes, I totally agree with that last one.

01:03:50.000 What's the matter with that?

01:03:52.000 Unbridled rage and conspiracy theories.

01:03:55.000 Sure, anyone can. 1.00

01:03:57.000 What a fucking stupid bitch. 1.00

01:03:58.000 I'm not going to enjoy fucking her. 1.00

01:04:02.000 You never know. 0.99

01:04:03.000 But show some of the tweets.

01:04:05.000 Fascinating attempt to reconcile the fact that so many non-whites voted for Trump and that some of the key participants in the Capitol riot related groups are non-white. 0.73

01:04:12.000 They're white even when they're not. 0.99

01:04:14.000 And then Ben Dominich over at the Federalists, multiracial whiteness is just another term for struggling with the fact that some of the people who disagree with you are brown.

01:04:24.000 To understand Trump's support, we must think in terms of hot coldness.

01:04:28.000 Must everything be race?

01:04:29.000 Must everything go tribal?

01:04:30.000 How can we win fighting each other? 0.99

01:04:32.000 Washington Post panned over op-ed invoking, okay, that's dumb. 0.92

01:04:38.000 Yeah, think of people as people. 0.98

01:04:40.000 You don't have to be white to be er white. 0.68

01:04:45.000 They just had to find a way to call them white supremacists.

01:04:47.000 What if, and I know this is crazy, everything's actually not about race?

01:04:51.000 What if there are some racists in the world, but there are also people motivated by other things?

01:04:55.000 I've seen a billion tweets of people with the scratching head icon going, I just can't Understand why their leader is Enrique Tario.

01:05:04.000 It's like maybe you're wrong about the white supremacy thing. 0.99

01:05:08.000 That would answer your head scratch, shithead. 0.99

01:05:13.000 How does anyone take the WAPO seriously when they run articles like this? 1.00

01:05:15.000 So the blacks and Hispanics who support Trump are white supremacists too? 0.98

01:05:19.000 Keep going. 0.99

01:05:21.000 Keep going?

01:05:23.000 She's great.

01:05:26.000 Can you, let's just have a simp out here. 0.96

01:05:29.000 Can you Google image her?

01:05:30.000 Christina, bring him in the quotes.

01:05:36.000 So then he does the quotes after he types the HR.

01:05:40.000 No, he's still working it.

01:05:41.000 No, okay, he's got it now.

01:05:43.000 All right, now he's clicking on the image.

01:05:46.000 I like her little teeth.

01:05:47.000 Wait, Beltran is a Dominican name, I believe.

01:05:49.000 Oh, yeah.

01:05:50.000 Didn't it?

01:05:50.000 I don't know.

01:05:51.000 From the Metz, they have Beltran.

01:05:54.000 He's from something.

01:05:55.000 Expand the log.

01:05:56.000 Oh, click on that one.

01:05:57.000 That was actually in my notes.

01:05:58.000 That was my next link.

01:06:00.000 Oh, the Breibar.

01:06:02.000 Yeah.

01:06:03.000 This is from 2015.

01:06:04.000 Expand the logic of terrorism to talk about white racial terrorism.

01:06:09.000 That's the obsession.

01:06:10.000 They want us to be domestic terrorists so badly that they're milking the capital the same way they milked Charlottesville and totally ignored everything else. 1.00

01:06:20.000 The not see glasses are applied to left-wing violence and the Nazi glasses are all over our shit. 1.00

01:06:28.000 Let's jump over to the male B. Oh. 1.00

01:06:31.000 I have a theory why Hispanics are so Democrat, though. 1.00

01:06:34.000 Why?

01:06:35.000 At least in my household.

01:06:36.000 Like, I think.

01:06:37.000 Oh, I know.

01:06:38.000 I have a theory, too.

01:06:39.000 Yep.

01:06:39.000 Go.

01:06:40.000 Oh, okay.

01:06:41.000 That there's no grudge from most Latinos and white people.

01:06:48.000 Maybe because there was no slavery or whatever.

01:06:50.000 So they don't have a hard time being like, all right, well, they're pretty smart at stuff.

01:06:56.000 And they're smart Latinos too.

01:06:58.000 But if you're just a worker, you're like, I'm a worker.

01:07:01.000 I'm not smart.

01:07:02.000 So when you see something on the news, if it's white or whatever, it doesn't matter. 0.80

01:07:06.000 You're just like, those are smart people and I believe them.

01:07:09.000 So my parents watching ABC News or something, because that's the...

01:07:12.000 But why wouldn't they be watching Fox News?

01:07:14.000 If you're on Channel 7, here's the thing.

01:07:16.000 You're watching, you know, Wheel of Fortune, blah, blah, blah, the game shows, and then the news comes on and you stick around for that.

01:07:23.000 Like, they have their channel.

01:07:24.000 It's like, you know, Channel 7.

01:07:27.000 And then the news is just, it's Trump, COVID, Trump, COVID.

01:07:30.000 I was over there.

01:07:31.000 Your grandparents watched English news, right?

01:07:34.000 Yeah.

01:07:35.000 Do they speak Spanish in the house?

01:07:36.000 No.

01:07:38.000 Do they have accents?

01:07:40.000 No.

01:07:41.000 Sometimes it comes.

01:07:42.000 My barber, Rafael, he said that Univision is the only thing that his family watches.

01:07:50.000 He's Dominican.

01:07:51.000 And Univision is all hyper-lefty stuff, and that's why.

01:07:54.000 He said, if there was a Hispanic Fox News, it could revolutionize this country.

01:07:58.000 Right.

01:07:58.000 Literally everything is left.

01:08:00.000 Like, it was, you know, Channel 2, Channel 4, Channel 7, Channel 9, they're all liberal.

01:08:06.000 But they feel unbiased.

01:08:09.000 You know?

01:08:10.000 It doesn't feel like it's a political show.

01:08:11.000 It's just like, these are just the facts.

01:08:12.000 And then there's weather, and then there's some politics that we're just going to tell you what to believe there.

01:08:17.000 It's really insane.

01:08:20.000 I got a call from Ezra the other day, and he told me that the head of the Conservative Party in Canada, he was depersoned.

01:08:29.000 He was canceled because he accepted a donation from a white supremacist.

01:08:34.000 This guy, Paul Fromm.

01:08:35.000 I think he's a Holocaust denier or something.

01:08:37.000 He donated like $100.

01:08:39.000 This is out of 10,000 donations.

01:08:41.000 He raised, I think, a million bucks, which is like raising 10 million in America.

01:08:46.000 But this guy, Paul Fromm, he used, I guess, his birth name or some other name, Frederick Frederick Fromm.

01:08:53.000 And the intern who's going through the donations didn't recognize a Holocaust denier.

01:08:58.000 I don't know if he's a Holocaust denier, but some, I forget what, from the 80s.

01:09:03.000 So I'm going to donate to the Conservative Party as G. Miles McInnes and see if they catch that.

01:09:11.000 Because Canada is going crazy over proud boys right now. 1.00

01:09:15.000 Fucking sign them up as domestic terrorists. 1.00

01:09:20.000 The NDP, it's their whole campaign. 1.00

01:09:23.000 Jarmeet Singh, who's a Sikh, is really pushing to have us declared national domestic terrorists, a terrorist threat. 0.88

01:09:32.000 Meanwhile, he's Sikh. 0.99

01:09:33.000 Sikhs are proud boys.

01:09:35.000 They are people who, the reason they carry a dagger is because their religion is fighting for what's right. 0.99

01:09:41.000 So if you see some woman getting raped, you have to jump in. 1.00

01:09:44.000 Muslims killed a million Sikhs. 0.99

01:09:47.000 In Britain, all the top proud boys, I shouldn't say all of them, but a lot of the top brass in Britain, UK proud boys, are Sikhs. 0.59

01:09:54.000 I think the main guy in London is Sikh.

01:09:58.000 Remember that video? 1.00

01:09:59.000 He said, you fucking... 1.00

01:10:01.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:10:01.000 That guy was Sikh. 1.00

01:10:03.000 Right. 1.00

01:10:04.000 We're on your side, dumbass. 1.00

01:10:06.000 Anyway, let's hit the mailbag. 1.00

01:10:08.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad. 0.99

01:10:13.000 Let's turn the cross together's mailbag. 1.00

01:10:19.000 Let me touch it.

01:10:25.000 Let me touch it.

01:10:28.000 Ryan doesn't have a dad.

01:10:30.000 It must hurt you when you hear me call my dad and we get along so great.

01:10:35.000 No.

01:10:38.000 I like hanging out with my dad. 0.91

01:10:39.000 It's like hanging out with yourself with AIDS.

01:10:42.000 Yeah, I wouldn't want to hang out with myself with AIDS. 1.00

01:10:44.000 You get to see what you're going to look like when you're dying. 1.00

01:10:47.000 Hot shit. 1.00

01:10:50.000 That's his thing, right? 1.00

01:10:51.000 Hot shit. 1.00

01:10:52.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:10:53.000 Right.

01:10:56.000 Here's a local paper.

01:10:57.000 Look at how they describe this. 1.00

01:10:58.000 It's like two or three paragraphs saying it is total bullshit. 1.00

01:11:01.000 I'm from Utah, and people in Utah kiss black ass so much that black asses need chapstick. 1.00

01:11:07.000 Or maybe some prep H. Oh, they're kissing this guy's ass, the terrorist who got that woman killed? 1.00

01:11:14.000 Judge releases Utah charged in U.S. Capitol riot despite objections. 1.00

01:11:19.000 What is he on Adderall in that picture?

01:11:21.000 Or he's like, oh, me?

01:11:24.000 I'm in an Uber commercial.

01:11:27.000 Go two or three paragraphs in.

01:11:30.000 Do you know what a paragraph is?

01:11:31.000 Yeah.

01:11:32.000 There's one, two, three.

01:11:33.000 Sullivan also must wear a location water, blah, blah, blah, and find a job outside of Insurgents USA, a social justice group he founded that calls itself anti-fascist and protests police brutality.

01:11:45.000 He also cannot possess firearms.

01:11:47.000 Poor guy, he's just trying to protest police brutality. 0.99

01:11:51.000 I think we, if I recall yesterday, we had him on tape saying, I'm going to burn it fucking down. 0.99

01:11:57.000 I won't be surprised if it all gets pled down to probation or some other garbage. 0.99

01:12:00.000 One thing I disagree with you on is punishment for crime.

01:12:04.000 I don't know how you can talk to so many cops and not hear them bitch about how the system screwed all the work they did on getting the guy. 0.97

01:12:09.000 Then the lawyers plea it down and he is out next week doing the same crap. 0.87

01:12:12.000 For example, my house got broken into with a 16-year-old girl babysitting and my two-year-old daughter. 0.97

01:12:17.000 The cops arrested him while he was in the house eating my chocolate chips.

01:12:21.000 We pressed charges and got nothing from the county DA.

01:12:23.000 We should have been mailed a package to fill out.

01:12:26.000 It has been 1.5 years and nothing.

01:12:28.000 We called, we even talked to the arresting officer nine months later, and he said he never got a summons or heard anything about it.

01:12:33.000 I totally disagree with letting people out of prison because the standard go to prison is mostly pretty high.

01:12:38.000 Well, not with Proud Boys.

01:12:40.000 If you look at the arresting docs, not the charging docs, I think you would come to the same conclusion.

01:12:45.000 To end, I have a would you rather, would you rather have your wife give you BJs whenever you want them or have her agree on 80% of your politics? 1.00

01:12:52.000 Let's go with the BJs, my friend.

01:12:54.000 Oh, really?

01:12:55.000 Yeah.

01:12:56.000 But don't you think if you agree...

01:12:58.000 I've been living for 20 years of her not agreeing with my politics. 0.98

01:13:02.000 Really, it's just my life, but with infinite blowjobs. 0.98

01:13:05.000 Gee, that's a tough one. 0.99

01:13:07.000 But if you agreed on the politics, you might get more beach because you'd be like, not as much as this first offer, which is every single fucking morning. 0.78

01:13:16.000 But yeah, the thing about prison is when we first came up with the Proud Boys' tenets, we were like, it's all part of the same parcel.

01:13:25.000 Like, end the drug war, so now drugs are legal.

01:13:28.000 Give everyone a gun.

01:13:30.000 Now you're going to see crime plummet.

01:13:32.000 And that would end prison.

01:13:34.000 But yes, I understand. 1.00

01:13:36.000 Shitheads like this guy who shot the Serb, he should just be fried. 1.00

01:13:40.000 Put him on the electric chair. 1.00

01:13:43.000 I was shocked to discover that Michael B. Jordan is not gay. 0.99

01:13:47.000 He's with some black model who has... 1.00

01:13:49.000 This is my idea of a perfect body, by the way.

01:13:53.000 Michael B. Jordan.

01:13:56.000 Girl.

01:13:56.000 That's not fat.

01:13:59.000 That's a perfect body.

01:14:00.000 That ain't fat.

01:14:01.000 That ain't fat.

01:14:02.000 She paid a waste tax. 0.85

01:14:05.000 Yeah, she's a model named Lori Harvey. 1.00

01:14:13.000 All right, next letter.

01:14:15.000 Laura Harvey. 0.99

01:14:17.000 Wow, she's fucking insanely hot. 1.00

01:14:19.000 I just assumed he was gay because he didn't have a girlfriend and he lived with his mom. 1.00

01:14:23.000 Oh, he did live with her.

01:14:24.000 That's right. 1.00

01:14:25.000 So I went, fag. 1.00

01:14:27.000 Apparently not. 0.99

01:14:28.000 Laura Harvey.

01:14:29.000 Or maybe this is all a scam?

01:14:32.000 Because he slept with some 18-year-old and he knows it's about to come out?

01:14:37.000 He's probably LA straight. 0.99

01:14:38.000 Which just fucking dudes 80% of the time, and you get your 20% chicks just to kind of try it. 0.99

01:14:50.000 Please don't read this aloud on the show. 0.90

01:14:53.000 Why not?

01:14:55.000 Have you considered a punctual daily live show?

01:14:59.000 Yeah, the show takes like two hours to prepare, two hours to shoot, two hours to load.

01:15:05.000 So I'd have to get up at the butt crack.

01:15:07.000 Yeah, no butt crack. 1.00

01:15:08.000 And I gotta fucking go to the gym every day. 0.99

01:15:10.000 I did the body bag again today. 0.98

01:15:12.000 To stay healthy for the subscribers.

01:15:14.000 And I was getting pounded by Aquaman, and you're supposed to keep your elbows up and out of the way, but I was putting them down to block.

01:15:21.000 And sometimes it was more painful than taking the hit to the padding. 0.98

01:15:25.000 And now my elbow is so fucked up I can't put it down. 0.98

01:15:31.000 Looks like Biden appointed another meme into federal bureaucracy. 0.99

01:15:35.000 Here we go.

01:15:36.000 Sir, we've already talked about that.

01:15:37.000 Oh, we already talked about that.

01:15:38.000 That's Dick Levine.

01:15:39.000 Didn't this guy listen to the show?

01:15:41.000 Yeah.

01:15:42.000 That was recorded after he sent that.

01:15:43.000 Please, folks at home, help us find that disheveled video of him.

01:15:46.000 It's like five years old, and he looks like he got hit by the truck.

01:15:51.000 And his makeup's all over the place.

01:15:53.000 It's hilarious.

01:15:54.000 You know what I'm really looking forward to is seeing people talk about him and not smile.

01:16:00.000 Like Rachel today was amazing.

01:16:02.000 She spoke about he's not even close to passing.

01:16:05.000 Look at him. 1.00

01:16:06.000 Look at his fucking face. 1.00

01:16:09.000 Wait, no way. 1.00

01:16:11.000 Wait, that's yes, way.

01:16:12.000 That is that, right?

01:16:14.000 No, that's not Dick Levine.

01:16:15.000 Dick Levine started transitioning so long ago that you'll only find a black and white photo of him.

01:16:22.000 I sent it to you.

01:16:24.000 Because when we first discovered this clown, everyone started sending us pics.

01:16:30.000 Go check your email.

01:16:31.000 It's not in the notes, obviously.

01:16:32.000 Right, right.

01:16:33.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:16:37.000 Oh, no, but I got this.

01:16:38.000 I didn't get that email, but I did get this.

01:16:41.000 I didn't send you the email of the Levine?

01:16:44.000 Just look up Rachel Levine in the mailbag, and it'll come up.

01:16:48.000 He looks, you're not going to be shocked. 0.99

01:16:50.000 It's not like, oh, there's a guy with a mustache and a fucking mohawk. 0.99

01:16:53.000 He looks exactly like Rachel Levine, believe it or not. 0.99

01:16:57.000 Oh, wow.

01:17:00.000 Yeah, that's pretty close.

01:17:02.000 I want to go to like a press thing. 0.99

01:17:04.000 I will never get a press credential, but as they're asking questions about COVID, I'm being like, who fucks you? 0.94

01:17:10.000 And how does it pan out? 0.63

01:17:11.000 What are you?

01:17:12.000 Are you gay?

01:17:13.000 Are you a lesbian? 1.00

01:17:14.000 Do you like dicks in your butt? 1.00

01:17:16.000 Do you like fucking pussies? 1.00

01:17:17.000 What? 1.00

01:17:17.000 Do you suck dicks? 1.00

01:17:18.000 What are you? 1.00

01:17:19.000 He expects everybody to be like, whoa, but then he notices everybody's looking like, we kind of want to know.

01:17:26.000 Yeah.

01:17:26.000 He's got a point.

01:17:28.000 Security, get him out of here.

01:17:29.000 And security's like, after you. 1.00

01:17:32.000 So you don't get fucked in the ass? 1.00

01:17:35.000 Yeah, that'd be fun. 1.00

01:17:38.000 Metaphorically, oh my God, what a mess.

01:17:40.000 It's like the elephant in the room when she's there.

01:17:44.000 Everyone just smiles.

01:17:45.000 I'm just hanging out with a woman. 0.92

01:17:47.000 Like, how do you, when women, like, I would imagine women her age, the one with the black glasses, they probably have the same kind of conversation like, oh, God, my husband's always wanting sex. 1.00

01:17:56.000 And I'm in menopause now.

01:17:58.000 I'm like, calm down, right?

01:18:00.000 And they look over at Rachel and she's like, I'm both a man and a woman, so I'm horny and not horny at the same time. 0.66

01:18:10.000 Oh, menopause, huh, Rachel? 0.70

01:18:12.000 Isn't it the worst? 1.00

01:18:14.000 Like fucking Gigi Gorgeous going to the on sorry, going to the gynecologist and sitting in the stirrups with her fucking huge cock hanging out. 1.00

01:18:30.000 And someone who studied vaginas for 10 years is looking at a dick in balls. 1.00

01:18:38.000 What? 1.00

01:18:39.000 And then Gigi's complaint is that the gynecologist made her feel really unsafe and really male.

01:18:52.000 That person goes to a gynecologist. 1.00

01:18:54.000 That person has a cock. 1.00

01:18:55.000 That person's husband has a vagina. 1.00

01:18:58.000 I don't think this couple realizes they're in a relatively normal, from a biological stance, heterosexual relationship. 1.00

01:19:06.000 And yes, you can have a baby.

01:19:08.000 Unfortunately, your husband will be the one carrying it. 0.97

01:19:15.000 So she thinks she's a lesbian and her wife just happens to have a built-in strap on. 1.00

01:19:21.000 It's Halloween 365 with these people. 0.97

01:19:24.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:19:25.000 Her fucking poor father. 1.00

01:19:27.000 You know that the lesbian there with the hat is the heir to the Getty oil throne. 1.00

01:19:31.000 Oh, yeah. 0.94

01:19:33.000 All they do is photo shoots.

01:19:34.000 I'm obsessed with them.

01:19:35.000 I follow Gigi on Instagram.

01:19:37.000 And I love whenever they have a picture of them standing together and you can see their feet.

01:19:44.000 Yeah, look at that.

01:19:46.000 The girl has little girl feet and the man has man feet.

01:19:49.000 So she'll have like high-heel shoes that are this big. 0.96

01:19:52.000 And then the husband will have these little, cute little cowboy boots that my daughter wore when she was 10. 1.00

01:20:00.000 Yeah.

01:20:01.000 So she tattoos your feet and stuff so you don't really notice.

01:20:06.000 Rowdy Piper versus Adrian Adonis, WrestleMania 3.

01:20:09.000 Okay.

01:20:10.000 Hell yeah, brother. 0.60

01:20:11.000 It's Gavin versus Trans. 1.00

01:20:15.000 This better be good.

01:20:16.000 I don't think it's going to be.

01:20:20.000 It dropped twice.

01:20:22.000 Adrian turned it loose.

01:20:23.000 Adrian did not drop the two times though.

01:20:25.000 Look at that move.

01:20:31.000 I know.

01:20:31.000 I have a good friend at my gym who would beat me up if I said this is fake.

01:20:37.000 Is it Tommy?

01:20:39.000 Yeah.

01:20:42.000 What's this got to do with twins?

01:20:44.000 Is the blonde twins? 1.00

01:20:48.000 You can see his penis perfectly. 1.00

01:20:51.000 And it's perfect. 1.00

01:20:53.000 Okay, that was a boring fucking letter, dude. 0.99

01:20:57.000 You're about 40 years too late on sending me wrestling videos. 0.99

01:21:00.000 Nice little drop video from Quantum Leap. 0.98

01:21:03.000 I'm retarded.

01:21:04.000 This is Mark. 0.89

01:21:10.000 It's better be good.

01:21:11.000 Hey, Fatty! 0.76

01:21:14.000 What is the snake diet?

01:21:17.000 No, thank you. 1.00

01:21:20.000 Try to have him time stamped next time, dumbass. 1.00

01:21:23.000 Um. 1.00

01:21:26.000 Anyways, watch how to be a man.

01:21:28.000 There's a couple of guys messing around.

01:21:30.000 You mean you were watching how to be a man.

01:21:32.000 Teach Ryan how to be a man with your art.

01:21:34.000 Gavin, you're his dad now, so you're the best dad we could hope for.

01:21:37.000 My dad was a multiracial black guy that left me, so I get it. 1.00

01:21:40.000 Hope y'all survive.

01:21:40.000 I get it.

01:21:41.000 Counting on your guidance.

01:21:42.000 Listen, ma'am.

01:21:43.000 My dad left.

01:21:44.000 I get it.

01:21:45.000 I get it.

01:21:45.000 Luck.

01:21:46.000 Check out this article.

01:21:47.000 Actually, you know what?

01:21:47.000 Before we get into that, let me just make a point real quick.

01:21:51.000 That was a stupid letter. 1.00

01:21:52.000 What is the meme? 1.00

01:21:53.000 Maybe I'm getting... 1.00

01:21:54.000 It's just a stupid joke. 1.00

01:21:56.000 Maybe we get stupid letters because this is a stupid show because I'm dumb. 1.00

01:22:02.000 This is the finding out we're dumb show? 1.00

01:22:06.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:22:07.000 This is scary.

01:22:08.000 I don't like it.

01:22:08.000 I thought you were smart.

01:22:10.000 That's why I feel secure.

01:22:11.000 Yeah, I don't think so, dude.

01:22:13.000 Uh-oh.

01:22:14.000 Like, when was World War I?

01:22:16.000 That's why I made that big chart because I keep asking myself the same questions.

01:22:20.000 I think World War II was like 39 to 45, and then maybe there was an eight-year break between the wars.

01:22:26.000 Hey, computer, when was World War I?

01:22:28.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:22:28.000 So World War I would be 20, I think like 25 to, no, maybe 1931 to 39?

01:22:37.000 No, 35.

01:22:39.000 31 to 35.

01:22:40.000 I think it was before the 20s.

01:22:43.000 Hey, computer, when was World War I?

01:22:47.000 The First World War started in 1914 and ended in 1918.

01:22:52.000 Yeah.

01:22:53.000 I only know that because of Boardwalk Empire.

01:22:55.000 Hey, computer, when was World War II?

01:22:59.000 The Second World War started in 1939 and ended in 1945.

01:23:04.000 So what?

01:23:05.000 I already forgot World War I was at 1918?

01:23:07.000 18 to 39, 28, 38, 21 years. 0.81

01:23:11.000 That's a long ass time. 0.57

01:23:12.000 I thought they were much closer to that. 1.00

01:23:14.000 Stupid. 1.00

01:23:15.000 Stupid. 1.00

01:23:16.000 Who was the prime minister during World War I? 1.00

01:23:18.000 I think he may have had a mustache.

01:23:20.000 That's all I got.

01:23:21.000 I could make up a name, Martin Bradley.

01:23:24.000 Hey, Computer, who was the Prime Minister during World War I?

01:23:31.000 There aren't any First World War American Prime Ministers.

01:23:36.000 Hey, Computer, who was the British Prime Minister during World War I?

01:23:43.000 According to an Alexa Answers contributor, David Lloyd George was prime minister of the United Kingdom during World War I and held the post from 1916 to 1922.

01:23:53.000 Did that answer your question?

01:23:55.000 Yep. 1.00

01:23:56.000 And I think one of the reasons I'm so stupid. 1.00

01:23:59.000 Oh, he did have a mustache. 1.00

01:24:04.000 He wasn't a Lord.

01:24:05.000 He was a Lloyd.

01:24:06.000 He's probably a Lord, too.

01:24:07.000 Hello, my Lord.

01:24:09.000 Oh, my Lloyd.

01:24:14.000 Lloyd, have mercy on us all.

01:24:17.000 What if you find out that God is actually a guy named Lloyd?

01:24:20.000 And this was all a huge misunderstanding. 0.99

01:24:23.000 Black women fanning themselves. 0.99

01:24:24.000 Lloydy, Lloydy, Lloydy. 0.98

01:24:28.000 This is the clip you guys mentioned yesterday.

01:24:31.000 Ryan kissed Gone Rock.

01:24:32.000 Oh, God, no.

01:24:35.000 Gotta go make it me trying to go for the makeup. 0.95

01:24:56.000 Oh, my God.

01:24:58.000 Keep going. 1.00

01:25:03.000 Is this a fucking prank? 1.00

01:25:05.000 Am I being pranked? 1.00

01:25:07.000 Oh, my God.

01:25:07.000 When Ryan wants to kiss you, people assume it's a prank.

01:25:11.000 If you don't do it, we can't show how unified we are. 1.00

01:25:14.000 Yeah, this is the jerk that tried to set it all up. 0.99

01:25:16.000 How can we prove how together we are as a nation? 1.00

01:25:18.000 We're unified.

01:25:19.000 I'm a lesbian. 0.97

01:25:23.000 Dear Gavin and the dictator of the independent and the sovereign republic of the fag zone, on season three, episode 59 of GML, you mentioned you had a dream to produce a prank reality TV talent show in which only average shitty performers go on stage. 0.98

01:25:37.000 Not on stage. 0.88

01:25:38.000 We feature them like 60 Minutes would.

01:25:41.000 I don't know if you ever heard of it, but a similar show has already been made.

01:25:43.000 It's called Superstar USA.

01:25:45.000 The show had the same format as American Idol, only the judges would praise the shittiest singers with compliments and would ignore and shame the good ones.

01:25:51.000 This goes on until the finals where the absolute worst singers in the U.S. go to sing in front of a live audience.

01:25:56.000 They're completely unaware of how bad they are, and it is absolutely hilarious.

01:26:00.000 To make things funnier, one producer was worried that the live audience members would be unable to respectfully compose themselves during the final performance and falsely informed them that the singers were all terminally ill, young people who were having a wish fulfilled by a charitable organization.

01:26:15.000 Oh, that's right.

01:26:16.000 That's very close, but that's not, let's look at it.

01:26:19.000 That's not exactly what I'm saying.

01:26:20.000 Here in Hollywood, home to the WB Superstar USA, it's the most anticipated show of the year.

01:26:26.000 You know, people said we couldn't do it.

01:26:29.000 People said we shouldn't do it.

01:26:31.000 But we did.

01:26:33.000 A book so ambitious, you won't believe your eyes or ears.

01:26:36.000 Thousands of singers on vision, all believing that we were searching for America's best singer.

01:26:42.000 But we're not.

01:26:43.000 We're actually searching for America's worst singer. 0.97

01:26:47.000 We enlisted dozens of crew members, teams of dancers, and hundreds of screaming fans, all to create the illusion of a real talent show.

01:26:54.000 See, litigation ruined this kind of stuff.

01:26:56.000 You'd be worried about getting sued today.

01:26:58.000 This looks like it's the 90s, judging by his shirt.

01:27:00.000 Mm-hmm.

01:27:00.000 Early two.

01:27:02.000 Forget vocal ability.

01:27:03.000 We're looking for a true entertainer.

01:27:05.000 Someone who is fun to watch.

01:27:07.000 So do yourself a favor, American.

01:27:09.000 Get ready.

01:27:10.000 Our search for America's worst singer starts right.

01:27:15.000 Or this.

01:27:16.000 I'm a misfortune.

01:27:19.000 It's back when you get home.

01:27:20.000 Or this.

01:27:21.000 Window and chipsman to the bone.

01:27:26.000 Remember, Joe, it's not enough for singers to be bad.

01:27:29.000 They have to believe they're great.

01:27:31.000 I'm a superstar because I am a star in itself.

01:27:34.000 I have charisma, and you guys will have to see.

01:27:38.000 Why?

01:27:39.000 Because we're about to find America's unlikeliest singing sensation and singing.

01:27:43.000 Okay, that's cool.

01:27:44.000 There's a judging.

01:27:44.000 So you sent three licks.

01:27:45.000 This is a guy's performance or whatever.

01:27:51.000 And then this is the finals.

01:27:53.000 So it's all Tone Lok. 0.81

01:28:02.000 Thank you.

01:28:03.000 All right.

01:28:04.000 That's kind of cruel.

01:28:06.000 Yes. 0.98

01:28:07.000 Like when they're ugly, I like it when they're rich and blonde and happy. 0.98

01:28:11.000 Just delusional. 0.96

01:28:12.000 When he's just a 28-year-old virgin that's never had anyone like him before. 0.99

01:28:17.000 And he's got balls to like. 0.99

01:28:18.000 Yeah. 0.97

01:28:19.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:28:19.000 I see him jumping off the fucking Golden Gate Bridge when he gets back to San Fran. 0.99

01:28:24.000 Yo, Gabby, I found a statue of Kamala for two weeks from now when she takes over. 1.00

01:28:29.000 Oh, dude.

01:28:29.000 I don't know.

01:28:30.000 That is a racist statue.

01:28:33.000 By the way, remember when everyone was freaking out because Nick Ox was rumored to have a picture in his house of a Klansman carrying a black woman?

01:28:43.000 Nick Ox is the guy who was arrested when he got off the plane in Hawaii.

01:28:47.000 He's the Proud Boys, Hawaii guy. 0.98

01:28:48.000 And his wife and kid are black. 0.84

01:28:51.000 And there's a rumor that he has a, and everyone was freaking out that he had a picture of a Klansman carrying a black woman in his living room. 0.87

01:28:58.000 I had to explain to Earth that that's clearly humorous. 0.77

01:29:01.000 It's a joke.

01:29:03.000 It's like the elephant in the room when you're a black and white couple, that people go, oh, race is, race is race.

01:29:08.000 So they have that on the wall to sort of diffuse it and move forward.

01:29:12.000 It's basically saying we're not uptight.

01:29:14.000 Relax.

01:29:16.000 But Don Lamon has the same thing.

01:29:20.000 Don Lamon.

01:29:21.000 Look up Don Lamon.

01:29:24.000 What would you call this?

01:29:25.000 I think it's called Black Americana, but it was like...

01:29:30.000 Don Lamon kitchen.

01:29:32.000 Yeah.

01:29:34.000 Now he's a bed wench.

01:29:37.000 And he's in a black and white relationship. 1.00

01:29:41.000 Wait, why is this shit coming up? 1.00

01:29:44.000 What did you look up? 1.00

01:29:45.000 Don Lemon, Black Americana.

01:29:48.000 Don Lemon Kitchen.

01:29:50.000 Kitchen.

01:29:50.000 I put the kitchen.

01:29:51.000 Okay, Don Lemon Kitchen.

01:29:53.000 Here we go.

01:29:54.000 Actually, Don Lemon Kitchen should bring it up.

01:29:56.000 Blackface Mammy in a house. 1.00

01:29:57.000 Don Lemon Cookie, John Spa Hypocrisy Chick. 0.96

01:29:59.000 Oh, my Lloyd.

01:30:01.000 Yes.

01:30:02.000 Wait, it's not coming up.

01:30:03.000 Here we go.

01:30:04.000 Here we go.

01:30:08.000 Yeah.

01:30:09.000 See, Don's doing the same joke.

01:30:12.000 But it's okay when the left does it.

01:30:13.000 And you're going to see. 1.00

01:30:14.000 This is going to be the fucking hypocrisy epoch. 1.00

01:30:19.000 The hypocrisy. 1.00

01:30:20.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:30:21.000 We're going to see so much fucking hypocrisy. 1.00

01:30:23.000 Now that they're in control, they're going to get lazy. 1.00

01:30:25.000 And they're just going to be doing fucking Nazi salutes and contradicting themselves. 0.99

01:30:32.000 Manic Street Preachers, if you tolerate this, some guy wants us to listen to the Manic Street Preachers. 0.99

01:30:37.000 No. 1.00

01:30:39.000 Balls or pussy? 1.00

01:30:40.000 Here's a question for you, Ryan, and everyone else to ponder. 1.00

01:30:42.000 What do you think smelled worse? 1.00

01:30:43.000 A caveman's balls or a cavewoman's pussy? 1.00

01:30:46.000 Also, did the asshole smell the worst? 1.00

01:30:48.000 Who had a worst smelling asshole? 1.00

01:30:49.000 I think the pussies. 1.00

01:30:51.000 I think the balls had plenty of air because if they wore what they wear with the loincloth, they get a lot of air. 1.00

01:30:59.000 Balls only get Gross because they don't have a lot of air, right? 1.00

01:31:02.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:31:03.000 And the pussy is just always inside. 1.00

01:31:06.000 Yeah, I would go with the balls being delicious in cave days. 1.00

01:31:10.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:31:10.000 I also heard that it just would balance itself out because it's so like if you don't wash yourself with soap for like 40 days, you'll smell like complete shit. 1.00

01:31:19.000 And then after that, it'll balance itself out like stinky. 1.00

01:31:22.000 All right, shut up. 0.99

01:31:23.000 So here's another one. 0.99

01:31:24.000 Just a small story from Regina. 0.99

01:31:25.000 Who gives a fuck about Regina? 0.99

01:31:27.000 I do. 0.99

01:31:29.000 God, it's cold there.

01:31:30.000 This is up in Canada.

01:31:32.000 I'm from Vancouver. 1.00

01:31:33.000 Everything east of us is shit. 0.99

01:31:38.000 So he talks about this story where this woman, Canada Post employee, says he, sorry, he won't deliver hate mail. 1.00

01:31:48.000 Now, I understand, if you're a black guy and there's nigger magazine that has some murdered black guy on the front, you're like, I shouldn't be subjected to this. 1.00

01:31:56.000 I kind of get that. 0.98

01:31:57.000 I'm against it.

01:31:58.000 I think, well, I don't know how that magazine exists, but you know what I mean.

01:32:03.000 Free speech is free speech.

01:32:05.000 But the hate mail is the Epoch Times.

01:32:09.000 This is how far the Overton window has shifted where the Epoch Times, which is totally benign.

01:32:16.000 Like, let's go to the Epoch Times right now, shall we?

01:32:19.000 Great news for $1.

01:32:21.000 Oh, that's a subscribe.

01:32:22.000 I guess I have to subscribe.

01:32:23.000 I probably should subscribe.

01:32:26.000 Let's see what the hate mail here is.

01:32:28.000 Heavy military presence as Capital prepares for inauguration.

01:32:31.000 By the way, just to be clear here, he's not going to be there.

01:32:34.000 He's doing it on a Zoom call.

01:32:37.000 And other people are contributing, like Jon Stewart, on a Zoom call.

01:32:42.000 Yet there's 20,000 troops to stop proud boys.

01:32:45.000 I don't know what.

01:32:46.000 Did you find out why there are 59 inaugurations and only 47 presidents?

01:32:51.000 I mean, 45 presidents?

01:32:52.000 No.

01:32:53.000 Because some have two terms.

01:32:56.000 Oh.

01:32:58.000 Yes.

01:32:59.000 I didn't think of that myself.

01:33:00.000 Somebody sent that in.

01:33:01.000 So you get inaugurated twice?

01:33:02.000 Yeah.

01:33:03.000 Like Obama.

01:33:05.000 Obama. 0.99

01:33:06.000 See, I'm dumb. 1.00

01:33:07.000 Me too. 1.00

01:33:08.000 We're dumb. 1.00

01:33:09.000 I'm way smarter than Ryan, but I'm still dumb. 1.00

01:33:12.000 I think my IQ is maybe 100, and that means his is 50. 0.97

01:33:15.000 It's quiet.

01:33:16.000 Yeah, I know it's quiet. 1.00

01:33:17.000 They're both stupid. 1.00

01:33:18.000 Because neither of those are anything to write home about. 1.00

01:33:20.000 Yeah, nice hate mail.

01:33:22.000 There's not even anything about race anywhere here.

01:33:24.000 That's just the news.

01:33:26.000 CCP virus updates, mutations arise with the kid. 0.99

01:33:29.000 Why aren't you showing the Epoch Times, dumbass? 0.98

01:33:32.000 Look at that. 1.00

01:33:32.000 Look at that hate mail. 1.00

01:33:36.000 Now, I would say they're definitely anti-China, but that's the opposite of hate.

01:33:43.000 That's love.

01:33:45.000 To be anti-Satan, that's good.

01:33:47.000 You can't hurt a Chinese person's feelings.

01:33:53.000 Wait a minute.

01:33:56.000 Sorry.

01:33:58.000 You know what these annoying news feeds you're going to find in extreme left-wing propaganda?

01:34:01.000 I happened to wake up at 2 a.m. this morning and I couldn't get back to sleep. 0.95

01:34:03.000 After re-watching GOML on the latest video from EIU, I started scrolling through the bullshit news and saw this article. 0.56

01:34:08.000 It infuriated me so much that I sent an email to Professor Kunt included in the article. 0.87

01:34:15.000 And then, so this is a letter he wrote to this woman who was advocating for that.

01:34:20.000 Regarding your so-called professional opinion that the Epoch Times is doing a good job of making it look like a legit newspaper, it's interesting that radical leftists like yourself never quote anything or point out any facts to back up your statement.

01:34:31.000 It's also interesting that almost 100% of the lies and extremist rhetoric comes from the liberal media who band together, which, by the way, is what a conspiracy is, conspiring, to push a certain narrative out to the world.

01:34:44.000 You also say there's a conspiracy theorizing and far-right rhetoric on their social media posts.

01:34:48.000 Even if there was, so what?

01:34:50.000 Are humans allowed to theorize?

01:34:52.000 By the way, buddy, don't do two spaces after a period. 1.00

01:34:55.000 It makes you look like a fucking high school student. 0.99

01:34:58.000 Are they allowed to express an opinion? 1.00

01:35:00.000 Is that all of a sudden a crime?

01:35:01.000 I suppose it soon will be in Canada.

01:35:03.000 The difference always, consistency, is that every news source I read or listen to from the right backs their opinions up with cold, hard, irrefutable facts, while every news source from the left does everything they possibly can to hide those facts.

01:35:15.000 If you took a moment to look, instead of hiding your head in the sand, you would see hundreds of thousands of far-left extremist posts.

01:35:23.000 Threats of violence, lies, incitements of violence put forth by the left-wing media outlets and their followers, mostly on Twitter, by the way.

01:35:28.000 An actual journalist would probably do it, but I'm sure you won't.

01:35:31.000 You should be embarrassed to consider yourself an expert on the subject. 0.99

01:35:34.000 It's quite pathetic and embarrassing. 0.99

01:35:36.000 Oh, you should be ashamed, sorry. 0.99

01:35:38.000 You should be even more embarrassed that you use the word legit instead of legitimate.

01:35:42.000 You are supposed to be a professor.

01:35:44.000 Don't use lingo that a 14-year-old uses on TikTok.

01:35:46.000 Keep on fighting the communist fight.

01:35:48.000 I'll keep on fighting for freedom and equality for everyone.

01:35:50.000 We'll see who wins.

01:35:52.000 Here's a suggestion.

01:35:53.000 Go listen to Gavin McInnes, Tim Poole, Laura Loomer, Steven Crowder, Ben Shapiro, Anthony Brian Logan, Dinesh D'Souza, Anthony Cumia, Ann Coulter, Nick DiPaulo, Lauren Chen, Michelle Malkin.

01:36:03.000 Who's Anthony Brian Logan? 0.95

01:36:05.000 I'm dumb. 0.96

01:36:07.000 Do you know who that is? 1.00

01:36:08.000 Well, you're dumber than me, so no. 0.99

01:36:10.000 Ain't no chance. 1.00

01:36:11.000 Oh, he's that black dude. 1.00

01:36:14.000 Oh, my Lloyd. 0.85

01:36:16.000 Lloydy, Lloydy.

01:36:17.000 Lloyd.

01:36:19.000 The Grand Inquisitors.

01:36:23.000 Did y'all get a note of it?

01:36:25.000 Would you wonder?

01:36:28.000 That sounds like a black stern.

01:36:30.000 Would you wonder?

01:36:31.000 Oh, Robin.

01:36:33.000 Oh, Robin.

01:36:35.000 Um, uh-oh.

01:36:40.000 All right, let's get to the final video.

01:36:42.000 Oh.

01:36:58.000 It says Gavin's all right, and the show is pretty tight.

01:37:01.000 Gavin's alright and the show is pretty tight.

01:37:04.000 Yeah, I gotta admit, I've been looking at I can't wait to end this show so I can reapply.

01:37:10.000 Gavin's on point, I think it is.

01:37:12.000 Gavin's on point, and the show is pretty tight.

01:37:16.000 So here's a quick TikTok to end the show.

01:37:19.000 It's funny.

01:37:25.000 If I woke up tomorrow and didn't remember you, what's the first thing you would say to me?

01:37:32.000 If you woke up like you forgot it, like you forgot about me?

01:37:35.000 Like you didn't remember me?

01:37:36.000 Yes.

01:37:37.000 That's what I said.

01:37:39.000 You want me to act it out?

01:37:41.000 Like you wake up and you're screaming, like you're like, who are you?

01:37:45.000 I grab you and I'm like, relax, okay?

01:37:50.000 I'm your roommate.

01:37:52.000 Alright?

01:37:55.000 You're gonna see a lot of women in this house. 1.00

01:38:01.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 19, 2021

S03E62 - AM I DUMB?

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