Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E71 - RISE OF THE TATTLETALES

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGuinness.

00:00:38.000 I don't know what I did.

00:00:39.000 I was sparring today with Sug, and we're fighting along, and I realized it was at the end of the round.

00:00:44.000 I just thought, I'm just going to fucking go nuts.

00:00:48.000 Because I just didn't have any power in my punches, and I just started nailing him.

00:00:52.000 He's a professional.

00:00:55.000 And I was just sick, like these guys, these pros, when I say pro, I mean amateur, but you know what I mean, right?

00:01:01.000 Like someone who has a boxing record.

00:01:04.000 But they do this shit, like to punish me, where they go, I told you to have your hands up, and they go, whack, and fucking nail me a real punch in the face.

00:01:11.000 One of them I got today from this, like, this kind of mafia guy.

00:01:16.000 Hey, yeah, I've been investing this talk about it for a while, and I could do better than I did on the street.

00:01:24.000 He fucking nailed me so hard, I did a little Bugs Bunny thing where I sort of went, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:01:29.000 Like it was a cartoon punch.

00:01:31.000 It was so hard.

00:01:32.000 So I don't know.

00:01:33.000 I know I can trust this other guy because I consider us like brothers.

00:01:37.000 He's Irish.

00:01:38.000 I thought, just like when you're playing, you know when you do strength and conditioning with a medicine ball, you throw it back and forth and then you throw it extra hard as a fuck you to the guy as a joke like to send him back.

00:01:48.000 It's a fun game.

00:01:49.000 You know that kind of a riff?

00:01:52.000 So I was kind of riffing.

00:01:54.000 And then he's just like, okay, well, I guess I'm going to, I guess we're playing hardball now.

00:01:58.000 And he went fucking whack and broke my fucking ribs.

00:02:02.000 And it's just such a curse.

00:02:04.000 It's five weeks of, oh, Jesus.

00:02:09.000 And a sneeze is a dick.

00:02:12.000 Like imagine I was walking towards you, not you ladies or gays, but you straight male viewers. 0.89

00:02:17.000 And I just had a boner and you're like, oh, fuck, here we go.

00:02:21.000 As you start going, you're just like, dick, dick, dick, ain't you?

00:02:27.000 You have hurt me today.

00:02:29.000 And the next day and the day after that.

00:02:31.000 The next 40 days.

00:02:32.000 Yeah, you got my rib pretty good that one time.

00:02:33.000 It stunk.

00:02:34.000 Couldn't get up out of bed.

00:02:36.000 But you didn't, didn't you ask me to?

00:02:38.000 Yes.

00:02:38.000 Like, punch me in the ribs as hard as you can.

00:02:40.000 What could possibly go wrong?

00:02:42.000 Those things that break so often that you don't even go to the hospital for them.

00:02:46.000 We've got to come up with a better solution to this, by the way, America.

00:02:49.000 I mean, if you break your pinky, we all these cool things with the foam and the steel and all that stuff.

00:02:57.000 There's nothing for this.

00:02:58.000 What is it, 2021?

00:03:00.000 Ah, ah.

00:03:01.000 Ooh, it feels lumpy.

00:03:03.000 That can't be good.

00:03:04.000 That's not good.

00:03:06.000 Yeah, Adrian Lenker was the opening artist.

00:03:09.000 She was in a band called Big Chief, I believe.

00:03:12.000 Big Thief?

00:03:13.000 Forget her original band.

00:03:16.000 But, you know, the music we listen to on this show, probably because of my indie vice background, is kind of hipstery.

00:03:22.000 Boy, I have a lot of shit in my hair today.

00:03:26.000 So you're listening to people who want you dead, but I don't know.

00:03:29.000 Some music is for rocking out to, and some music is in the background while you clean your room.

00:03:34.000 Clean your room?

00:03:36.000 It's bloody mad.

00:03:38.000 Perfect background music to clean your room, the soundtrack.

00:03:41.000 You just have it on the background.

00:03:42.000 Or put on my podcast.

00:03:44.000 If you listen to this show while you're doing the dishes, the dishes are a gift.

00:03:50.000 It's something to fiddle around with, like when people play with candle wax at dinner.

00:03:56.000 Yeah, she was a chick. 1.00

00:03:57.000 She grew up in a cult when she was a little girl, a Christian cult.

00:04:01.000 And I've noticed people who grew up in a shitty situation like that tend to be good people.

00:04:05.000 In fact, speaking of my wife's birthday party, the one cool chick had lost her husband to a brain aneurysm, brain cancer, actually.

00:04:13.000 So have you not noticed that?

00:04:15.000 That you're talking to someone, you're like, wow, you're really cool.

00:04:17.000 And then you find out like their brother's retarded or their mother got shot. 0.96

00:04:22.000 And then you'll notice the cunts who torment you have been spoiled their whole lives.

00:04:28.000 Like Amy Siskind is this woman who constantly torments me. 1.00

00:04:32.000 And I don't think she's had any...

00:04:35.000 Oh, wait a minute.

00:04:36.000 She has a son, I think, with Down syndrome.

00:04:39.000 She's the exception to the rule.

00:04:42.000 But she, that's not what she looks like. 0.98

00:04:47.000 Older women, you'll notice their photos look pretty good. 1.00

00:04:51.000 When you see her in real life, her hair is just microwave pubes. 0.85

00:04:56.000 That's a supermodel version of her. 1.00

00:04:59.000 She's a two. 1.00

00:05:01.000 But yeah, she's been chasing me around ever since I moved to the Burbs.

00:05:06.000 She tried to have a vigil in front of my house to protest the synagogue shooting in Pittsburgh, which I assume I'm a big fan of.

00:05:14.000 I heard that she, I've told you about her before, right?

00:05:16.000 I heard that she was cheating on her husband. 1.00

00:05:18.000 He caught her cheating with a woman when she was nine months pregnant.

00:05:20.000 She proceeded to eviscerate him, empty his bank account, and then turn the kids against him. 1.00

00:05:25.000 And I'd love to meet that guy.

00:05:27.000 God, my kingdom for her ex-husband.

00:05:30.000 Anyway, she was in the news recently.

00:05:32.000 She does all this shit. 1.00

00:05:32.000 Like, remember David Pachman? 1.00

00:05:34.000 I don't like the guy at all.

00:05:36.000 But she said she's going to get him fired. 0.94

00:05:39.000 And he said, well, that's fucked up.

00:05:41.000 And then he brought it up a couple years later.

00:05:43.000 And she goes, I'm going to sue you for saying that.

00:05:46.000 I never said that I would try to get you fired.

00:05:48.000 And he goes, well, that's exactly what you said.

00:05:51.000 In fact, here's the Facebook post where you said you're calling my school where I'm like an assistant professor or something.

00:05:58.000 Yeah, there she goes. 1.00

00:06:00.000 So she denied that.

00:06:02.000 This is a common thread on today's show.

00:06:04.000 People denying they did things right after they did things.

00:06:08.000 I will not support white male candidates in Dem primary. 0.55

00:06:11.000 Oh, yeah.

00:06:11.000 So he goes, she goes, no white male candidates.

00:06:13.000 And he goes, isn't that kind of sexist and racist?

00:06:18.000 But see if you can find her denying she did this.

00:06:23.000 I don't know where that would be.

00:06:25.000 But like Maxine Waters, Maxine Waters said recently, I never said That you should harass Trump supporters.

00:06:32.000 What?

00:06:33.000 A year and a half ago, you said, We will fight them when you see them at the gas station, harass them.

00:06:40.000 When you see them getting dinner, when you see them at the movie theater, and then everyone proceeded to do exactly that.

00:06:45.000 And then they go, Why did you do that?

00:06:46.000 She goes, I didn't.

00:06:48.000 It's like little kids.

00:06:50.000 Why did you do that?

00:06:50.000 I did not.

00:06:51.000 Or this guy at my local, Joe.

00:06:53.000 I go, Joe, he's a bit slow.

00:06:58.000 Please stop going to the jukebox, okay?

00:07:00.000 I've had enough of your 10 fucking songs.

00:07:03.000 I've had enough of Summer of 69.

00:07:05.000 I've had enough of Boys of Summer.

00:07:07.000 I've had enough of Men at Work.

00:07:09.000 That ain't working.

00:07:10.000 That's the, all of these shitty fucking 80s songs are driving me insane.

00:07:14.000 You obviously don't like music if you have 10 songs.

00:07:17.000 And then he goes, and I see him by the jukebox.

00:07:19.000 I go, okay, please just don't play anything you've played before.

00:07:22.000 Can you handle that challenge?

00:07:23.000 And he puts on Don Henley, Boys of Summer, and Brian Adams.

00:07:26.000 He's special.

00:07:28.000 And I go, what the fuck?

00:07:30.000 You did.

00:07:31.000 I just begged you not to do that.

00:07:32.000 And he goes, I didn't.

00:07:34.000 I didn't.

00:07:34.000 There's four people in the bar, dude.

00:07:37.000 I'm not blind.

00:07:39.000 No, it wasn't me.

00:07:41.000 I didn't do that.

00:07:42.000 It was probably Jimmy.

00:07:44.000 He has the app on his phone, so he does it remotely from his house.

00:07:48.000 This guy, by the way, for the Super Bowl, with COVID, the bar is pretty much empty.

00:07:53.000 By the time I was there for the last quarter, there was three people there.

00:07:56.000 Okay?

00:07:57.000 It's a sad dive.

00:07:59.000 He goes to the sub store to get a sub, to get nine subs, right?

00:08:05.000 That's a bit much.

00:08:06.000 I would have got like five.

00:08:07.000 People aren't really hungry.

00:08:08.000 They usually ate at home at these things, but whatever.

00:08:11.000 Guess what he ordered when he got there?

00:08:15.000 He goes in his truck, pulls down the bottom flap, ready to rock, has the tarp up.

00:08:20.000 Guess what he orders?

00:08:21.000 What?

00:08:23.000 Nine six-foot subs.

00:08:27.000 They're $100 each.

00:08:30.000 When my friend Billy heard that, he fell off his chair and he goes, what, are we going on a fucking cruise?

00:08:35.000 And I was thinking about that later.

00:08:37.000 If you were on a cruise and you saw nine.

00:08:42.000 Are you familiar with the number nine?

00:08:44.000 It's exactly like 10.

00:08:46.000 It's just one away.

00:08:47.000 It's basically 10.

00:08:49.000 It's 90% of 10.

00:08:51.000 Nine six foot sub. 0.80

00:08:53.000 At my birthday party, I had two.

00:08:55.000 Not six inch, six foot.

00:08:57.000 Six foot.

00:08:58.000 I had two, and we barely started the second one.

00:09:01.000 And I had like 70 people there for 12 hours.

00:09:04.000 It's a big sub, too.

00:09:06.000 Like you take one of those segments, you're good.

00:09:08.000 You're stuffed.

00:09:10.000 Not you fatties, but normal people.

00:09:13.000 But if you were on a cruise ship and you saw 9,6, I was laughing about this alone the other day, just putting on my boots.

00:09:20.000 If you saw 9,6 foot subs on a huge cruise ship by the lunch area, right?

00:09:25.000 We're like the buffet, you'd go like this.

00:09:26.000 You'd go, yeah.

00:09:29.000 That's about right for a cruise.

00:09:31.000 I assume there's going to be several shifts of people coming down.

00:09:35.000 And they're $100 each.

00:09:36.000 That's $1,000.

00:09:38.000 And he ended up getting nine normal subs.

00:09:40.000 And he gave me like two at the end of the day here.

00:09:43.000 They didn't finish.

00:09:44.000 And then he gave the other guy, Tommy, two also.

00:09:46.000 So out of nine, they ate five little ones.

00:09:54.000 That guy's in gym.

00:09:55.000 He is.

00:09:56.000 He hurt his neck.

00:09:57.000 Hey, hurt his neck in a car accident.

00:10:00.000 Oh, hey, hey.

00:10:02.000 So he talks like this.

00:10:03.000 And then in the summer, I'd wear my Hawaiian shirts.

00:10:07.000 He's like, oh, there he goes, Gavin, with this shower curtain shirt again.

00:10:10.000 You can't make this stuff up.

00:10:13.000 Yeah, you can.

00:10:14.000 Guy wears Hawaiian shirt.

00:10:16.000 There, I did it.

00:10:17.000 Took a lot of imagination.

00:10:18.000 I'm going to need a fucking Advil now.

00:10:20.000 I almost wore this puppy out.

00:10:23.000 You got to call him, what is his first name?

00:10:25.000 Joe.

00:10:26.000 Joey Subbs.

00:10:28.000 He could have a new nickname as well.

00:10:29.000 While I noticed, actually, this is kind of sad, but while we were laughing our heads off, like almost crying, I could see him at the other end of the bar, like, I don't know.

00:10:38.000 It hurt him.

00:10:38.000 But I'm sorry.

00:10:40.000 Unless you have Down syndrome, when you do something that retarded, we're allowed to laugh. 1.00

00:10:46.000 Nine six-foot subs.

00:10:49.000 I can't think of a scenario.

00:10:51.000 I don't think I've been to a thing, and I've been on cruise ships, that requires nine six-foot subs, including like baseball tournaments, championships, raves.

00:11:03.000 Did you find her saying she didn't say that to David Pachman?

00:11:06.000 No, I have not.

00:11:08.000 Why not?

00:11:10.000 No, Amy Siskin.

00:11:16.000 This I mean, I've already promoted on the show.

00:11:18.000 Doug Williams, fascinating guy.

00:11:20.000 He used to work in the White House with Nixon all the way up to maybe Clinton.

00:11:30.000 And we used to have him on my old show quite a bit.

00:11:32.000 I think he's done now, but they sent him to prison for two years for saying that lie detectors don't work.

00:11:39.000 It's pretty much that simple.

00:11:41.000 I know you're going to read it up on my computer.

00:11:43.000 No, actually what he did was he introduced.

00:11:44.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:11:46.000 I know Doug well.

00:11:47.000 Talked to his wife.

00:11:49.000 I talked to him when he was in prison on a regular basis.

00:11:52.000 He realized that lie detectors are what he calls insidious Orwellian machines.

00:11:58.000 I wrote an article about it on Tachymag.

00:12:01.000 And what they did, they don't fucking work.

00:12:03.000 And I, before, I did a show for Discovery UK called Mythbusters.

00:12:08.000 No, not myth, but Man versus Myth.

00:12:10.000 And I did the lie detector.

00:12:12.000 And what you do is you plant a seed in his head.

00:12:15.000 They told him that I cheated on my wife.

00:12:17.000 And so when he asked me questions about that, they don't even look at the sheet.

00:12:21.000 He concluded that I was because it already had the thing.

00:12:25.000 And we also told him something true and said that it wasn't true.

00:12:28.000 Like I check her text.

00:12:29.000 So the truth is, not cheating on my wife.

00:12:32.000 I had checked her texts.

00:12:33.000 This is years ago.

00:12:35.000 The producer of the show planted the opposite seeds and his results were the opposite.

00:12:41.000 Like they have one that you sit on because they found people clench their anal lips in order to seem tense. 0.55

00:12:49.000 That digital readout thing isn't on the main page.

00:12:52.000 You have to scroll to get to it.

00:12:53.000 Like say there's room for seven little, it's number eight.

00:12:57.000 I never saw them scroll once.

00:12:58.000 They never looked at it.

00:13:00.000 So, what they do, what it really is, is it's an intimidation machine, and you're all strapped in there, and you end up confessing out of fear.

00:13:09.000 So, he exposed that.

00:13:12.000 And the way they prosecuted him was they said something like, they sent in two spies to pretend they were with the post office.

00:13:19.000 And they go, how do we beat the machine?

00:13:20.000 He goes, tense up when they say your name?

00:13:23.000 What's your name?

00:13:24.000 Gavin.

00:13:25.000 And then relax.

00:13:25.000 And now the whole machine is all broken.

00:13:27.000 So nothing means anything.

00:13:29.000 And never confess.

00:13:30.000 It's all bullshit.

00:13:31.000 They go, thanks a lot.

00:13:32.000 So then the charge was, you would have got two, if they were real mailmen, two mailmen to work at the post office for their entire lives and then their pensions.

00:13:43.000 So you would have ripped off the government for two entire careers and pensions.

00:13:48.000 So that's $3 million.

00:13:50.000 So you owe us $3 million.

00:13:51.000 Or, wait, what was that one?

00:13:55.000 Well, T, where she straight up threatened the suburbs. 0.99

00:13:58.000 Oh, I remember this one.

00:13:59.000 Yeah, we might have to make her a regular feature because there's so much shit. 0.95

00:14:04.000 She lives in the suburbs.

00:14:05.000 She lives near me.

00:14:06.000 And what did she say?

00:14:07.000 When are we going to start burning down the suburbs?

00:14:09.000 Yeah, do we start burning down the suburbs now or wait until January 20th?

00:14:15.000 An absolute mental patient.

00:14:17.000 So you never found the thing.

00:14:18.000 You let me down.

00:14:19.000 I did.

00:14:21.000 Can't you just look up David Pachman, Amy Siskin?

00:14:24.000 Yeah.

00:14:25.000 Oh, there's a bunch for that.

00:14:26.000 But I try to look for lie or deny his tweet on top of that.

00:14:31.000 Okay, well, there's plenty here.

00:14:33.000 Let's show her doxing law enforcement. 1.00

00:14:35.000 1-3.

00:14:41.000 Proudboys are your enemy if you're on the left.

00:14:43.000 Antifa is your friend.

00:14:44.000 The actual behavior of both groups is totally irrelevant.

00:14:48.000 So they passed it terrific.

00:14:49.000 I don't know what the fuck she's talking about, but the truth is Amy Siskin has called for doxing of law enforcement and trials for them and their family. 0.91

00:14:55.000 As someone who has to live every day with a fellow law enforcement officer I worked with and his fiancé being murdered.

00:15:00.000 Oh, worked with being, sorry.

00:15:03.000 As someone who has to live every day with a fellow law enforcement officer I worked with and his fiancé being murdered, Amy is the criminal.

00:15:11.000 And then she goes, go back.

00:15:14.000 I think they're out of order here.

00:15:17.000 No, no, the one on the right first.

00:15:20.000 There's a German word for holding family members accountable for the actions of their relatives, Sippenhaft.

00:15:26.000 It's called the Nuremberg Trials, and Trump's fascist stormtroopers acting now will be held to account, just as Hitler's Gestapo were back then.

00:15:34.000 Holy fuck.

00:15:36.000 Let's put the NYPD on trial.

00:15:39.000 Did you?

00:15:40.000 My only problem with NYPD and DC police is they didn't do enough.

00:15:46.000 You've become what you say you hate.

00:15:48.000 Stop attacking law enforcement officials and their families.

00:15:51.000 You're a disgrace.

00:15:52.000 Get the mercenaries out of our cities.

00:15:53.000 We're not here for your fascism.

00:15:55.000 You will be held accountable when this is over.

00:15:58.000 And I was taking orders as not an excuse.

00:16:01.000 What world do these people live in?

00:16:04.000 Like, they used to use Hitler as an analogy.

00:16:06.000 Oh, wait, what's this?

00:16:08.000 Canadian.

00:16:09.000 Oh, she was talking about the Proud Boys.

00:16:11.000 They passed it?

00:16:11.000 Terrific.

00:16:12.000 Yay.

00:16:15.000 Yay, they're terrorists.

00:16:19.000 It used to be an analogy.

00:16:21.000 Oh, Hitler. 0.90

00:16:22.000 You're basically Hitler. 0.84

00:16:23.000 And now it's just we're in World War III.

00:16:27.000 And just like the Nazis were held accountable, you have to be held accountable.

00:16:31.000 You, I'm talking to the viewer.

00:16:32.000 You need to be re-educated.

00:16:36.000 Okay, let's finish Amy Siskin because that brings me to the New York Times.

00:16:40.000 Look at her fake. 1.00

00:16:41.000 So she says Andy Noel wrote about her on his blog.

00:16:44.000 I don't think he even knows who she is.

00:16:47.000 And he goes, I never wrote about you on my blog.

00:16:51.000 So that's deleted now.

00:16:53.000 Right?

00:16:55.000 Actually, click on it.

00:16:56.000 It might come up.

00:16:58.000 Yeah.

00:16:59.000 No, is that what happens when you click on it?

00:17:02.000 No.

00:17:03.000 Here we go.

00:17:04.000 I want to add my voice to those calling out any no for how dangerous he is. 0.97

00:17:08.000 After he wrote about me on his blog, this lovely note came in the mail with a myriad of death and LGBTQ themed rape threats. 0.99

00:17:17.000 No one was going to rape her. 0.79

00:17:18.000 Look at that.

00:17:19.000 She clearly just printed it out herself, spilled some tea on it while she was photographing it.

00:17:26.000 Look at the fold there.

00:17:28.000 So there's a fold at the top on the pink line and then no other folds.

00:17:34.000 What kind of envelope was this in?

00:17:37.000 Who has an 8.5 by 11 page that's just folded like that?

00:17:43.000 All right, this is ready for the mail.

00:17:45.000 Let me mail my swastika. 0.55

00:17:49.000 Meanwhile, the only people getting actual death threats is people like me.

00:17:53.000 I got swastikas in the mail.

00:17:54.000 Let me see.

00:17:55.000 Go up.

00:17:56.000 For those asking, I am reporting this kind of stuff to local law enforcement and the FBI.

00:18:01.000 I've had enough.

00:18:02.000 There will be consequences now that we have a new administration in charge.

00:18:05.000 I encourage you all to do the same.

00:18:06.000 Let's put an end to this.

00:18:08.000 Hey, I agree.

00:18:09.000 Everyone out there who is receiving swastikas on rainbow flags, we've had enough.

00:18:16.000 Okay?

00:18:16.000 Report it to the police.

00:18:18.000 God damn it.

00:18:19.000 I have a stack of them.

00:18:26.000 15A, she faked some hate mail too from her fake Andy No thing.

00:18:31.000 So she really doubles up on the juicy smole. 1.00

00:18:34.000 First, she fakes him writing about her, which she doubles down on when he calls her on it.

00:18:38.000 She goes, yes, you did.

00:18:39.000 And then people go on her Twitter feed.

00:18:41.000 They're like, can we see the, just do a screen grab?

00:18:47.000 This is a hoax.

00:18:48.000 I did not send that email.

00:18:49.000 See, once she gets on you, dude, it's like Venom in Spider-Man. 0.97

00:18:52.000 Like, you can't, it's tar.

00:18:53.000 You can't, the more you wipe, the more you get her all over you. 0.79

00:18:56.000 Just got this threatening email from Andy No.

00:18:59.000 Not sure what I will milkshake you back to McDonald's means, but it does make me feel threatened.

00:19:06.000 Kindly remove your false suits about me or we will settle this thing in court, and I have plenty of money and even more spare time to handle people like you.

00:19:13.000 Check out my lawyers at Dylan Law Group.

00:19:15.000 I think that's Ron Coleman's group.

00:19:17.000 I will milkshake you back to McDonald's.

00:19:22.000 Wait, why not just show that one?

00:19:27.000 That shows how nuts she is. 1.00

00:19:28.000 She shows two pictures of the same email, and one of them is cropped a little.

00:19:33.000 What the hell?

00:19:36.000 When she deleted her lie, she is gross and weird. 0.94

00:19:40.000 I know.

00:19:40.000 Scary.

00:19:41.000 She's scary, dude. 0.99

00:19:42.000 That's like ex-girlfriend.

00:19:43.000 That's what I call her. 0.85

00:19:44.000 She's my crazy ex-girlfriend. 0.78

00:19:47.000 Thank God I never fucked her. 1.00

00:19:49.000 What's 15A?

00:19:51.000 Is that the same one?

00:19:52.000 That was the Nazi swastika. 0.53

00:19:55.000 Oh, and then 15B was the thing we just saw.

00:19:57.000 Yeah.

00:20:00.000 I'm not persecuted.

00:20:01.000 I'm just an ass.

00:20:04.000 I hate the bleep.

00:20:05.000 Don't can that.

00:20:06.000 All right.

00:20:07.000 I hate bleep.

00:20:08.000 There's if there's an uncensored one.

00:20:10.000 Yeah, there probably is.

00:20:12.000 It'll take you a while to find.

00:20:13.000 Yesterday was so fun with this off-the-dome stuff.

00:20:15.000 I'm reluctant to go through the news.

00:20:16.000 I do want to get to the New York Times, though.

00:20:18.000 New York Post, 25% indoor dining.

00:20:21.000 That's such a fuck you. 1.00

00:20:23.000 Think of a business that can survive 75% loss, especially restaurants where they have the tiniest fucking margin.

00:20:32.000 I owned a restaurant.

00:20:34.000 We went under.

00:20:35.000 You know what killed us?

00:20:36.000 Fines.

00:20:37.000 Stupid fucking fines like there's a dent in your can.

00:20:41.000 The cans aren't tin anymore.

00:20:42.000 They're lined with plastic.

00:20:43.000 What are you talking about?

00:20:44.000 You're not going to have flakes of tin in the food.

00:20:46.000 You're thinking of 1902 or garbage fines.

00:20:52.000 Oh, there's garbage all over the street.

00:20:53.000 Yeah, because the Chinese ladies go in there and take out the cans. 1.00

00:20:57.000 It's not my fault.

00:20:57.000 We've had the garbage perfect.

00:20:59.000 No, you get a fine.

00:21:02.000 Okay.

00:21:05.000 This story is finally getting legs, thank God.

00:21:09.000 Racist, anti-white woman who bitches about white privilege all the time, adopts a white girl and beats her to death. 1.00

00:21:18.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

00:21:24.000 We already talked about that if the races were reversed, how we'd all be fucking dead.

00:21:28.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

00:21:32.000 Guy with Confederate flags as his avatar, bitching about Negroes all the time, adopts black, beautiful black baby girl, three-year-old girl, and beats her to death.

00:21:43.000 I'd beat me up.

00:21:46.000 I'd beat you and me up.

00:21:48.000 Anybody who knew me would, I would just, I would yell at and beat up.

00:21:51.000 I would adopt a white kid and kill it. 1.00

00:21:53.000 Just to be kind of.

00:21:54.000 Just for revenge.

00:21:55.000 Yeah, against me.

00:21:57.000 And then I'd get like Nuka Zeus and start taking brown pills.

00:22:02.000 Here's a fucking gross story.

00:22:04.000 Look at this.

00:22:05.000 Open and smut. 0.66

00:22:06.000 Couple tries polyamory before marriage. 0.97

00:22:09.000 Before exchanging ideas, there was something important to New Zealand filmmaker Jan Oliver Lux and fiancé Zoe felt they needed to do.

00:22:17.000 Have sex with other people and film it. 0.53

00:22:21.000 Let me guess.

00:22:22.000 Your marriage is not going to last very long.

00:22:26.000 So he's got a new documentary which premieres on HBO Max this Thursday called There's No I in Threesome.

00:22:34.000 Well, there is an I in tiresome and you are fucking boring. 0.98

00:22:39.000 After dancing a duet as monogamous lovers for years, Lux and Zoe agreed that they were curious about polyamory, a lifestyle that can be defined as some fucking stranger spit roasting your bitch.

00:22:55.000 Gross, man.

00:22:57.000 Gross.

00:22:58.000 So you eat her out and his jizz in her? 1.00

00:23:00.000 Oh.

00:23:01.000 Honey, were you particularly wet that time?

00:23:04.000 No, that's that stranger's jizz you just drank.

00:23:07.000 Husband.

00:23:08.000 Husband of mine?

00:23:11.000 Here's a really good article that will probably end up being the theme of the...

00:23:15.000 Oh, you got the trailer?

00:23:16.000 I hate his face.

00:23:20.000 That's Zoe. 0.96

00:23:21.000 She's an actress. 1.00

00:23:22.000 Dohan Stand as well.

00:23:23.000 And this is me, Ollie.

00:23:25.000 I make films.

00:23:27.000 We got engaged one year ago and have been in an open relationship for three months.

00:23:32.000 I pulled a chicken into enabled that themes.

00:23:34.000 Just don't do an image search.

00:23:39.000 Zoe and I are making this film together.

00:23:48.000 I am part German though, so I did insist on some rules.

00:23:54.000 The idea is to highlight an alternative to monogamy.

00:23:58.000 They can hit you if they needed to.

00:24:00.000 That's how it started.

00:24:01.000 Anyway.

00:24:04.000 I now have a girlfriend, as well as a fiancé.

00:24:08.000 You got a fiancé, you don't need a girlfriend.

00:24:11.000 You like her?

00:24:12.000 I like her.

00:24:13.000 Okay, just don't go see her all the time.

00:24:16.000 Jealousy is just this thing you know.

00:24:19.000 It's just a stupid thing.

00:24:23.000 I'll be right back.

00:24:25.000 Hi.

00:24:26.000 What do you do?

00:24:27.000 Oh.

00:24:28.000 We just have to have as much fun as we can.

00:24:30.000 He zooms the guys that bone his girlfriend, fiancé.

00:24:33.000 Well, I think it's going to end up being girlfriend.

00:24:37.000 What do you say?

00:24:39.000 You have secrets?

00:24:41.000 I've never done this before.

00:24:44.000 I want to stop.

00:24:45.000 No shit.

00:24:46.000 No shit.

00:24:47.000 It's too late.

00:24:48.000 You're done.

00:24:49.000 You can't ever look at that person and be like.

00:24:59.000 Yes.

00:25:00.000 What's about to happen?

00:25:03.000 That's kind of like watching.

00:25:05.000 Reinventing the wheel.

00:25:06.000 It's like watching a suicide in a way of a soul.

00:25:09.000 Yeah.

00:25:10.000 It's a marriage suicide. 0.58

00:25:12.000 Have you known anyone to be in an open relationship with like several people?

00:25:16.000 I have.

00:25:17.000 Lita Harding was her name.

00:25:18.000 She was in a relationship with a guy and another girl.

00:25:23.000 So every night he would just get a beach from two girls.

00:25:27.000 And he went crazy.

00:25:29.000 It was like being too rich.

00:25:31.000 He felt like a king.

00:25:33.000 He was a king and he went nuts.

00:25:35.000 It never works.

00:25:36.000 How many times have you heard this stupid experiment that we just saw?

00:25:40.000 I'm having an open relationship.

00:25:42.000 Yeah, sure you are.

00:25:43.000 Best of luck with that.

00:25:47.000 Have you ever had that?

00:25:47.000 Have you ever had a threesome?

00:25:48.000 No.

00:25:49.000 Noel, I had like a fool around with like two chicks at the same time. 1.00

00:25:53.000 My friend was like, dude, these two chicks are crazy. 1.00

00:25:55.000 Come over here.

00:25:56.000 And I went over there and I just messed around with one of them.

00:25:58.000 The other one was pretty gross, but then I got blown by her. 1.00

00:26:00.000 So, yeah, but that's not a threesome, right?

00:26:02.000 Yes, it is.

00:26:03.000 Okay.

00:26:04.000 If you ejaculate within a yard of two people, consensually, you've had a threesome.

00:26:09.000 So, just that once.

00:26:11.000 You should get those under your belt, I think.

00:26:12.000 It's not very a Catholic thing to say.

00:26:14.000 Yeah, I know.

00:26:15.000 That was always a thing that I was like, oh, that'd be awesome.

00:26:18.000 And then just never did it.

00:26:18.000 And I don't really have an urge to.

00:26:20.000 I think I regret promoting so much sodomy and gomorrah in vice.

00:26:28.000 But, and this goes against Catholicism, but I do kind of think it's healthy to get your yayas out. 1.00

00:26:34.000 My problem is the yayas just keep coming out. 1.00

00:26:37.000 It becomes like before you get a colonoscopy, you got to take this weird powder that makes you shit your guts out.

00:26:43.000 And they just keep shitting their guts out.

00:26:45.000 The colonoscopy should happen around 25, age 25.

00:26:49.000 Maybe 30 for men.

00:26:51.000 But they just keep eating it.

00:26:52.000 They keep shitting and shitting and shitting.

00:26:55.000 And it's so sad.

00:26:56.000 They're so lonely.

00:26:58.000 Ugh.

00:27:01.000 Here's a fantastic article by Glenn Greenwald, who we just saw calling out, or was it Richard Grinnell?

00:27:08.000 Who was just calling out Amy Siskin?

00:27:11.000 Meet the new class of speech policing tattletale journals.

00:27:15.000 Now, I have to say, I felt like he had ripped me off because I've been calling him tattletales forever.

00:27:20.000 But I will concede I stole the tattletale thing from Ezra Levant because when we were in London at Tommy Robinson's trial, he took a picture of Tommy waving to the people in the hallway through the glass.

00:27:31.000 And that, I believe, is technically a violation of the old Bill's rules.

00:27:35.000 You're not allowed to shoot anything anywhere in the building.

00:27:39.000 But the stairway, I mean, you're not exactly fucking up a trial, filming someone in a stairway waving out the window.

00:27:45.000 And all these journalists at the BBC and The Guardian and The Independent couldn't wait to rat out Ezra for breaking the rules.

00:27:56.000 Oliver Darcy has built his CNN career by sitting around with Brian Stelter, petulantly pointing to people breaking the rules on social media and demanding tech executives make the rule breakers disappear.

00:28:06.000 The little crew of Tattletale Millennials assembled by NBC who refer to their twerpy work with the self-glorifying title of working in the disinformation space. 0.80

00:28:16.000 As intrepid and hazardous as exposing corruption by repressive regimes or reporting from war zones.

00:28:22.000 Yeah, like that human trafficking.

00:28:25.000 Could you look into that?

00:28:26.000 I know that a country singer mumbled the N-word while drinking with his friends in a sarcastic and jokey way, but can you look into the drug sex trafficking?

00:28:35.000 By the way, we have looked into it, and it turns out they're Asian.

00:28:40.000 Go to 2-2, and I'll get to the title tailing in a second.

00:28:45.000 But as I was saying yesterday, the frustrating thing about all the sex trafficking stuff is all the stock footage they use is white people. 0.85

00:28:51.000 So you go, where are all these white people coming from? 0.96

00:28:53.000 And then you go, oh, they're Asians who were brought here in containers. 1.00

00:28:57.000 Ah, the penny drops.

00:29:00.000 I'm not saying that their lives are any less valuable, but at least I understand the background now.

00:29:05.000 They're desperate to get out of that fucking communist shithole, and people take advantage of that.

00:29:10.000 Utah County, police have raided four massage parlors and made a half dozen arrests.

00:29:14.000 This specialist Lad Egan, live for us in American Fork now with what we know at this point.

00:29:18.000 This is a big one, Lad.

00:29:21.000 Come sail away with me, Lad.

00:29:24.000 Egan massage parlor here in American Fork was offering sexual services.

00:29:28.000 They started to investigate and do surveillance and say they noticed that the female employees were rarely allowed to leave. 0.77

00:29:37.000 Detectives were able to actually link four different massage parlors.

00:29:42.000 KSL's Chopper 5 was in the sky and cameras on the ground as police served search warrants at these Utah County massage parlors to an American Fork and two in America.

00:29:54.000 I was fucking shitfaced with this dude, Matt.

00:29:56.000 He was a really weird guy.

00:29:59.000 He was a mod and used to hang out in the scene in the Max Fisch scene in the early aughts.

00:30:04.000 And I think he thought that I was a Nazi, but he also thought that's cool.

00:30:08.000 And I was with David Cross a lot of the time, who's a Jew.

00:30:12.000 And he's like, come here, Gavin, come here.

00:30:14.000 I got to show you this, man.

00:30:15.000 You're going to freak out.

00:30:16.000 And he goes, not David.

00:30:18.000 You, Come here.

00:30:18.000 He takes me aside by the pinball machine and he pulls out a pocket square that has a pattern on it that looks kind of like a swastika, but not really.

00:30:27.000 Okay.

00:30:27.000 Thank you.

00:30:29.000 That was really cool.

00:30:32.000 He also talked about how he pulled the plug on his dead dad.

00:30:35.000 His dad was dying.

00:30:37.000 What?

00:30:38.000 And it was his job to just literally pull the plug out, which I should have known something was up when he said literally pull the plug.

00:30:45.000 Because that's not how those machines work.

00:30:47.000 You pull the plug.

00:30:48.000 There's probably some switchboard in the main nurse area that's like, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

00:30:52.000 Something got unplugged.

00:30:53.000 Get the fuck over there now? 1.00

00:30:55.000 You just unplug it.

00:30:56.000 You're not just one plug away from dying.

00:30:58.000 Yeah.

00:30:59.000 And I remember being drunk, just going, dude, that's so intense.

00:31:02.000 You killed your dad.

00:31:03.000 That's patricide. 0.73

00:31:05.000 You committed patricide.

00:31:06.000 And then one day I was at his apartment and I saw a letter by the kitchen table.

00:31:10.000 And being a nosy nelly, I couldn't resist looking. 0.97

00:31:14.000 So I read it.

00:31:15.000 And it was like, Matthew, we understand that you feel compelled to go to New York City and to sow your wild oats, but we miss you here back in Indianapolis.

00:31:24.000 And we're going to stop sending you money eventually.

00:31:27.000 I mean, this is a trip to Disneyland.

00:31:31.000 And Disneyland trips don't last forever.

00:31:33.000 Ride the rides, have your fun, but we're going to need you back here.

00:31:35.000 We're going to need you back in school.

00:31:37.000 Sincerely, your father, Edward.

00:31:40.000 And then it was like Dr. Edward, whatever Matt's last name was at the top.

00:31:44.000 His dad's fine.

00:31:45.000 He lied.

00:31:46.000 He fucking lied.

00:31:48.000 Sometimes the complaints will be false.

00:31:50.000 I'm so, I hate liars.

00:31:52.000 You know why?

00:31:53.000 Because my time is precious to me and you're wasting my time.

00:31:57.000 So that whole time I sat there doing all that thinking about patricide is all a waste.

00:32:01.000 I got to crumple up those notes and throw them in the garbage.

00:32:03.000 Fuck you for wasting my time.

00:32:05.000 Same with these people who talk about immigration.

00:32:06.000 It's fucked up.

00:32:07.000 You know, we're a nation of immigrants.

00:32:09.000 How many illegals are there?

00:32:10.000 I don't know, 7 billion.

00:32:13.000 The entire world is in America. 0.61

00:32:15.000 And then you go, fuck you for wasting my time. 0.99

00:32:18.000 Arguing with me.

00:32:18.000 I don't want to get time for this about immigration when you don't really care.

00:32:21.000 Anyway, one night we were at Max Fish, and I was in that kind of wasted weekend at Bernie's kind of vibes.

00:32:27.000 Like, okay, let's go.

00:32:30.000 So instead of going home, he takes me to Chinatown.

00:32:34.000 Okay.

00:32:36.000 And he was drunk too.

00:32:38.000 And we had Liquid Courage.

00:32:40.000 We just randomly sort of start banging on a fucking door in Chinatown.

00:32:46.000 He has his wallet in a weird way where I can't show my stuff here, but he's sort of, oh, look, I got a police badge.

00:32:54.000 I got a benevolent card.

00:32:56.000 So he has like a policeman's benevolence card thing.

00:32:59.000 What do you call these again?

00:33:01.000 PBA?

00:33:01.000 PBA card.

00:33:03.000 So he has a PBA card, whatever he has.

00:33:05.000 And he flashes it at them.

00:33:06.000 Hey, and inspection, health inspector.

00:33:10.000 And they go, oh, shit.

00:33:11.000 Okay, come inside.

00:33:12.000 Oh, fuck it.

00:33:13.000 I love you.

00:33:14.000 Maybe you'll get a hand job and leave you alone.

00:33:16.000 Dude, we go in there.

00:33:18.000 We go downstairs, downstairs, downstairs.

00:33:22.000 And there is a Chinese tofu factory from the year 1582.

00:33:30.000 There's beds in the corner that have bamboo.

00:33:34.000 The beds are made with bamboo.

00:33:36.000 Bamboo poles up, bamboo poles vertical, futons, really small cots.

00:33:41.000 The tofu is as big as a king-size mattress.

00:33:46.000 And there's guys with sticks moving it around going, oh shit, oh shit.

00:33:49.000 What the hell?

00:33:50.000 And it was dark, obviously.

00:33:52.000 We're three floors down.

00:33:53.000 And the steam's coming off the tofu.

00:33:56.000 And there's all these illegal Chinese guys dressed like China. 0.94

00:34:00.000 Like with the flap and the flap and a rope.

00:34:05.000 Not wearing Nike.

00:34:06.000 Like you went to a different world.

00:34:07.000 Like their shoes were cloth.

00:34:11.000 Everything was handmade.

00:34:13.000 There was not a logo to be seen.

00:34:15.000 Even when you look at like Africa and India, they have a Nike swoosh or something that they got in the fucking Salvation Army garbage that someone threw from a plane.

00:34:22.000 Not these guys.

00:34:24.000 They couldn't afford it.

00:34:25.000 They couldn't afford a free shirt from the United Nations, maybe because the United Nations would be onto them.

00:34:31.000 So it was this prehistoric...

00:34:33.000 And so he grabs a piece of tofu and he's like, I don't know about this.

00:34:37.000 And he rams it into my face.

00:34:39.000 He goes, try this.

00:34:40.000 And I'm just like, now I have tofu fragments all over my beard.

00:34:44.000 And he's like, I'm like, it seems okay.

00:34:46.000 Seems okay to me.

00:34:49.000 And then we walk away.

00:34:51.000 We give them a clean bill of health.

00:34:52.000 We're free to go.

00:34:54.000 What the shit going on in New York?

00:34:57.000 So it didn't look like this.

00:35:00.000 Not even close.

00:35:01.000 I don't think there was any steel in the entire area.

00:35:05.000 Everything was wood, oak, six by sixes.

00:35:10.000 Closer?

00:35:10.000 Dude, the only way you're going to see what I saw is if you look up old paintings from China.

00:35:16.000 They didn't have photography back in the era that I was looking at.

00:35:21.000 That's amazing.

00:35:23.000 I don't know.

00:35:24.000 It sounds like a time machine.

00:35:26.000 You fell into a time machine.

00:35:26.000 I fell into a fucking time machine.

00:35:28.000 And I bet that's all a Chinatown. 1.00

00:35:30.000 That's way too fancy.

00:35:32.000 Oh my God.

00:35:33.000 Steel bowls, gloves, rubber boots.

00:35:36.000 Fuck off.

00:35:38.000 No, it was fucking crazy.

00:35:39.000 It was an old Wong Fei Hong movie.

00:35:42.000 Closer.

00:35:43.000 Getting there.

00:35:44.000 We're getting there.

00:35:46.000 Actually, that's there.

00:35:47.000 That's what I saw.

00:35:49.000 That's where I was.

00:35:51.000 Not eating tofu ever again.

00:35:53.000 That's weird.

00:35:53.000 One time we were at this bar on 2nd and 2nd.

00:35:56.000 It's called Mars Bar.

00:35:57.000 It's gone now.

00:35:58.000 It was the most disgusting bar in the world.

00:36:01.000 It's the only place I've ever been where I took a piss and there was cockroaches in the toilet.

00:36:06.000 I don't know what they wanted down there.

00:36:07.000 I guess they wanted to drink some piss.

00:36:10.000 Running around fucking on like toilet paper.

00:36:13.000 What's in it for you?

00:36:15.000 There's no nutrients in piss.

00:36:16.000 There was no shit there.

00:36:18.000 There it is.

00:36:19.000 Mars bar.

00:36:22.000 One time I was in there with my buddy Trace and he was wearing a suit and it was like a punk bar.

00:36:27.000 And these kids, these rich kids are so stupid, the lump and bourgeoisie, that they think someone in a suit is like a pussy.

00:36:35.000 But Trace is from Texas.

00:36:37.000 He's a tough guy.

00:36:38.000 His dad died when he was young.

00:36:39.000 He's got a brother his age.

00:36:40.000 He's fought a lot.

00:36:42.000 So they're making fun of him and stuff, like kind of bumping into him.

00:36:47.000 So many people think they're in a fucking Hollywood movie.

00:36:50.000 Like when they make me the villain, I'm the bad guy with the mustache.

00:36:53.000 And they see that they're the tough guys because they have leather jackets on and he's the pussy because he has a suit on. 1.00

00:36:59.000 You know, just like fucking law and order.

00:37:02.000 So they start sort of nudging him around and he's getting pissed off and he's like, that's the last time it's going to happen, guy.

00:37:09.000 And he's having his drink and we're talking and I'm thinking, this is going to be good.

00:37:13.000 This was probably 2001.

00:37:15.000 So you didn't really have your camera on your phone out all the time, World Star.

00:37:19.000 So they hit him again.

00:37:21.000 They go, oh, sorry.

00:37:22.000 And he just gets, all right.

00:37:24.000 And he grabs a guy by the neck and he picks him up.

00:37:27.000 He's off the ground.

00:37:28.000 These guys were small.

00:37:29.000 Trace was like 6'4.

00:37:31.000 And he picks him up.

00:37:32.000 He's got cowboy boots with his suit on.

00:37:33.000 And he walks him outside and he holds him there.

00:37:36.000 And he goes, he's lost his temper at this point.

00:37:38.000 He goes, I told you not to fuck with me, you fucking child.

00:37:43.000 The police, get what you fucking deserve.

00:37:45.000 And the guy's dangling and pushed up against the wall.

00:37:48.000 And all the other punks have followed this guy out and they stand around him and they go, put him down, leave him alone.

00:37:58.000 Way to have your boys back.

00:38:00.000 There was maybe six of them.

00:38:02.000 They could have killed me and Trace.

00:38:04.000 Trace's hands were full.

00:38:06.000 Go attack me. 0.86

00:38:07.000 Kick Trace.

00:38:07.000 I don't know.

00:38:09.000 At least give us a bloody nose. 0.98

00:38:11.000 At least break my ribs.

00:38:13.000 Ah, ah, ah.

00:38:15.000 And so he drops them, and we both look at them, and we turn around and walk away down 2nd Ave.

00:38:22.000 No, 2nd Street.

00:38:24.000 And you know what I heard one of them say?

00:38:27.000 He goes, who calls anyone a child?

00:38:34.000 That's your point of contention.

00:38:36.000 Touche.

00:38:38.000 Bunch of slap-jawed faggots around here. 1.00

00:38:41.000 So anyway, one time we were there, and it's a bank now, but it was an abandoned high school before.

00:38:47.000 And we're sitting there.

00:38:49.000 My buddy's having a cigarette.

00:38:50.000 I've told you this story before.

00:38:50.000 I hope you haven't heard it.

00:38:52.000 Actually, I don't care.

00:38:52.000 It's the greatest hits.

00:38:53.000 No, that's Max Fish.

00:38:54.000 We're back to Mars Bar now.

00:38:57.000 That was a fight.

00:38:58.000 That was a fight?

00:38:59.000 Yeah.

00:39:00.000 10 years ago.

00:39:04.000 I met my wife there in 2001.

00:39:06.000 Right there, where that black guy is.

00:39:10.000 Was he there?

00:39:12.000 Shannon?

00:39:12.000 I believe that's Shannon?

00:39:13.000 Oh, shit.

00:39:16.000 Oh, did he slap a woman?

00:39:19.000 I think it was a dude with a weird hat on.

00:39:22.000 Is that the Skaterboy bucket hat?

00:39:24.000 The white shirt people?

00:39:26.000 I don't know.

00:39:27.000 I think so.

00:39:28.000 It's weird how many people have a white t-shirt.

00:39:32.000 Uh-oh.

00:39:33.000 Ooh, this is juicy.

00:39:34.000 This is a big fight.

00:39:36.000 The beauty of a bar fight is it gets broken up and you don't get too damaged.

00:39:40.000 Not here.

00:39:41.000 Not here.

00:39:43.000 Is anyone going to grub me?

00:39:46.000 Or at least him?

00:39:59.000 So Marsh Bar.

00:40:00.000 What do the comments say?

00:40:03.000 Only three comments.

00:40:04.000 Ah, getting crisp.

00:40:05.000 See what happens when you work retail and you're 30 plus years old.

00:40:10.000 The downtown Don gets slapped.

00:40:12.000 Oh, guess who the downtown Don is?

00:40:14.000 Who?

00:40:15.000 Wait, the guy that died recently?

00:40:17.000 No, Aaron Vanderoth, the guy yesterday's book.

00:40:21.000 He called himself the downtown Don.

00:40:22.000 Maybe that was him getting slapped.

00:40:24.000 Weird.

00:40:25.000 Holy shit.

00:40:26.000 And he wore that hat.

00:40:27.000 Shits and gigs.

00:40:28.000 Yeah, he wore a bucket hat that had Budweiser on it.

00:40:31.000 I love the hat.

00:40:32.000 I can't carry off a bucket hat.

00:40:34.000 It's not easy to carry off a bucket hat.

00:40:37.000 Anyway, so we're at Mars Bar, having a smoke.

00:40:39.000 And my buddy Trevor there, Andrew, OWK's manager.

00:40:42.000 He's a fucking giant.

00:40:43.000 And he grew up in Tampa where he was bussed to black schools.

00:40:48.000 And I go, that ruined you, dude.

00:40:50.000 It made you so sensitive about the N-word and racism.

00:40:52.000 And he goes, yo, he talked black all the time?

00:40:55.000 He's like, yo, it was good.

00:40:57.000 I'm glad I did that shit.

00:40:58.000 I go, all they did was fight you every day.

00:41:00.000 And he goes, yeah, now I know how to fight.

00:41:01.000 Now I got street smarts, yo.

00:41:04.000 Okay.

00:41:05.000 I guess I'll send my kids to fucking East New York where they can fight every day. 1.00

00:41:09.000 And there'll be ninjas who can't spell. 0.79

00:41:11.000 Sounds great.

00:41:14.000 So, yeah, we're at Mars Bar and this dude comes out, this NYU student, and he has a flashlight and he goes, there's a whole world in this building.

00:41:22.000 So he goes, follow me.

00:41:24.000 So we follow him to the side of Mars Bar, exactly where I heard, who calls anyone a child?

00:41:30.000 And we go up the stairs and then we find all these bums' rooms. 1.00

00:41:35.000 So I guess there was a high school and an apartment building, both abandoned, both squatted.

00:41:39.000 So the apartment building would have just a mattress and a candle, and you could tell a bum lived there, probably wet himself on a regular basis. 0.99

00:41:46.000 And he'd have a little candle and he'd just like sleep off his booze.

00:41:50.000 All right, that's not that interesting.

00:41:51.000 Then we go back outside and back to where the bank is now.

00:41:55.000 This is at 2nd and 2nd.

00:41:58.000 And we start going downstairs.

00:42:02.000 No, sorry, first we walk in and we see there's this big gymnasium with graduating class of like, if it wasn't the 80s, it was the 90s, like 92.

00:42:15.000 And a piano there covered in dust, still decorations, like confetti and shit on the ground, all covered in dust.

00:42:22.000 Then we see another room where there's a pool that's totally empty, right?

00:42:26.000 A functioning, beautiful high school.

00:42:28.000 New York in the 50s and 60s was fucking beautiful.

00:42:31.000 It just kept getting worse and worse.

00:42:32.000 And by the 80s, it had been strangled to death.

00:42:35.000 So this was probably built in the 50s, and it was still fantastic until the 90s.

00:42:41.000 Ruined by David Dinkins and the like.

00:42:44.000 And so we start going downstairs.

00:42:46.000 And as we're walking downstairs, there's some punk dude just walking up the stairs.

00:42:52.000 And there's a whole world, just like the Chinaman in Chinatown. 1.00

00:42:57.000 There's sort of like that.

00:42:58.000 There's a whole world, but much more cramped.

00:43:02.000 What did you look up?

00:43:03.000 Is that it?

00:43:04.000 That could have been it.

00:43:05.000 No, it just says abandoned underground school in New York City.

00:43:08.000 Okay, that's exactly what it looked like.

00:43:10.000 That might have been it.

00:43:12.000 Yeah, so that's exactly what it was like.

00:43:13.000 So we keep going down, down, down, and bums and punks and junkies are passing us going up the stairs.

00:43:21.000 And then there's this huge water heater that's as big as this studio.

00:43:26.000 Fucking massive.

00:43:28.000 And he goes, follow me.

00:43:29.000 And we go underneath it.

00:43:31.000 And there's a big open area there where people are hanging out.

00:43:33.000 You can see people smoking.

00:43:35.000 There was like a whole world there, a little Grand Central Station underneath.

00:43:38.000 I'm talking second and second.

00:43:42.000 Right by Houston.

00:43:44.000 And so I'm fascinated by this.

00:43:46.000 And I can tell the NYU kid is middle class.

00:43:49.000 And I don't feel endangered.

00:43:50.000 I'm with my girlfriend who's now my wife.

00:43:53.000 But Trevor starts panicking.

00:43:56.000 And guess what his theory was?

00:43:58.000 The guy was taking us to a room to be raped. 0.99

00:44:03.000 So we get in there.

00:44:04.000 They're going to lock the door.

00:44:06.000 And then I guess you're going to have to overpower me and Trevor, at least, right?

00:44:11.000 So you're going to have to have maybe four, five, six foot five dudes who wrestle and are really strong.

00:44:20.000 And I guess I've got, maybe a couple guys with guns could have done it, I guess.

00:44:23.000 And then you have to also find someone, a group of rapists who like raping men and women.

00:44:29.000 Just not picky.

00:44:30.000 That's a tough Craigslist.

00:44:32.000 Hi, looking for giant tough dudes willing to rape adult couples and overpower them. 0.69

00:44:39.000 Must be willing to live underground.

00:44:42.000 So he starts panicking and he goes, we've got to get out of here.

00:44:46.000 And then he starts scaring the dude because Trevor's a scary guy.

00:44:49.000 So he sees this beast going, starting to freak out.

00:44:51.000 So now he's scared because he's probably a rich kid who just moved to New York and he just thought he was doing some cool spelunking.

00:44:57.000 But he starts panicking.

00:44:59.000 Oh, shit.

00:45:00.000 So then Trevor goes, we got to get out of here now.

00:45:02.000 I want to out of here.

00:45:03.000 And he doesn't really remember how we got there because we had to go under that boiler.

00:45:06.000 So he starts, and the guy's like, it's right there.

00:45:08.000 It's right there.

00:45:08.000 He's like, and then when he grabs us and we pull, get out, go, go, go.

00:45:13.000 And I'm like, did you see something?

00:45:15.000 I didn't see like a guy with a switchblade.

00:45:16.000 And for a split second, the flashlight catches him.

00:45:19.000 He's like, warriors, come out and play.

00:45:23.000 So I'm thinking he's justified.

00:45:24.000 And the guy's like, just, it's right there.

00:45:26.000 And Trevor goes, I need to know how to get out.

00:45:29.000 And the guy's Like, I showed you.

00:45:31.000 And then Trevor says the funniest thing I've ever heard.

00:45:33.000 He goes, I know girls up there. 1.00

00:45:35.000 They have beer.

00:45:39.000 He was inventing a mirage where there's like women in Budweiser bikinis with a cooler full of beer. 0.93

00:45:46.000 We were right at a bar where beer was four bucks.

00:45:48.000 It's beer's not rare, dude.

00:45:51.000 But he says that like the guy's going to go, you know what?

00:45:54.000 I'm not going to rape these guys after all.

00:45:56.000 They have two beautiful ladies in Budweiser bikinis and red high-heeled shoes from an 80s Budweiser commercial, and they have a big cooler full of bud.

00:46:05.000 So he runs upstairs.

00:46:07.000 We're running in the dark.

00:46:09.000 Leaves the poor guy there shitting his pants with his flashlight.

00:46:13.000 That sounds fucking awesome.

00:46:15.000 Underground stuff?

00:46:17.000 Yeah.

00:46:17.000 Well, it was kind of cool, too, because it was Juliani's New York.

00:46:22.000 So, you know, you weren't going to get your throat slit.

00:46:29.000 All right, so let's try to get back on track here.

00:46:32.000 You know that movie Dark Days about the whole underground world that lives underneath the subways.

00:46:39.000 Uh-oh, my hair is starting to break free.

00:46:41.000 I want to break free.

00:46:43.000 Okay, the two things I want to cover here are people denying what they said?

00:46:48.000 It's really good.

00:46:51.000 So, one six, we remember Maxine Waters saying that.

00:46:55.000 Actually, I don't have that in the notes.

00:46:56.000 Find Maxine Waters saying, harass them at the gas station.

00:47:01.000 Kick their ass.

00:47:02.000 Fuck with people.

00:47:04.000 Make their lives a living hell.

00:47:06.000 Get their sister fired. 0.82

00:47:09.000 Throw eggs at their mother's house. 0.96

00:47:12.000 Take shits on them.

00:47:13.000 At the gasoline station.

00:47:16.000 Literally take a shit on them.

00:47:21.000 Your shit never loads, Chod. 1.00

00:47:23.000 It's definitely in this article, though.

00:47:27.000 I'll pick a different one.

00:47:28.000 But we remember clear as day, but I can see it.

00:47:31.000 We've played this a billion times.

00:47:34.000 If we can't protect the children, we can't protect anybody.

00:47:38.000 If you see anybody from that cabinet in a restaurant, in a department store, at a guy's police station, you get up and you clean up.

00:47:50.000 And you put back my lips.

00:47:52.000 And you come in and get them.

00:47:55.000 Been there, Maxine.

00:47:56.000 Thanks for that.

00:47:58.000 She looks like the PJs character. 0.99

00:48:00.000 Oh, yeah.

00:48:01.000 Actually, the PJs character was hot.

00:48:04.000 That's the only piece of clay I've ever wanted to fuck in my life.

00:48:07.000 Can you quote me on that?

00:48:10.000 Fuckable clay.

00:48:11.000 Some of the most fuckable clay women in the history of animation. 1.00

00:48:14.000 That's my review of the PJs.

00:48:17.000 She just had such a nice voice.

00:48:19.000 Oh, the wife.

00:48:21.000 Yeah.

00:48:21.000 I thought that's who you meant.

00:48:22.000 No, there was some gross-looking one.

00:48:25.000 Like the one on the last baby.

00:48:27.000 Yeah.

00:48:27.000 She looks a little crackier because she's like herself.

00:48:29.000 That's a really good show.

00:48:31.000 It's amazing.

00:48:32.000 I was so excited every time they came out with a new app.

00:48:34.000 Almost as good as Keyam Peele.

00:48:36.000 Yeah, she looks like the one on the right. 0.92

00:48:39.000 Oh, yeah, that's the crackhead.

00:48:41.000 She does kind of look like him.

00:48:44.000 And then now she's just like, I never said that.

00:48:46.000 1-6.

00:48:48.000 I never did that.

00:48:49.000 Oh, wait, that's not a video?

00:48:51.000 No.

00:48:52.000 Poop.

00:48:55.000 AOC, this is much better.

00:48:58.000 She said, I never said Ted Cruz tried to have me murdered.

00:49:01.000 What?

00:49:02.000 What are you talking about?

00:49:03.000 That's crazy talk.

00:49:05.000 And why are you digging up things from 10 days ago?

00:49:08.000 That's ancient news.

00:49:10.000 Statute of limitations in modern media is two days.

00:49:15.000 He tried to have you murdered at Capital Riot.

00:49:18.000 So that's not the quote.

00:49:21.000 And I will not apologize for what I said.

00:49:24.000 I haven't currently done this morning.

00:49:26.000 That's when they round her up.

00:49:31.000 So that's not the quote.

00:49:32.000 Ted Cruz did not try to...

00:49:33.000 She never said Ted Cruz tried to have her murdered.

00:49:36.000 Okay.

00:49:36.000 Well, let me get in the Wayback Machine and go back 10 days to 1.8 and see what she said.

00:49:45.000 I want.

00:49:48.000 But you almost had me murdered three weeks ago.

00:49:51.000 So you can sit this out, this one out.

00:49:54.000 So I guess it's not the quote.

00:49:56.000 They said, you said Ted Cruz tried to murder you.

00:49:59.000 No, not him personally.

00:50:01.000 He tried to have me murdered.

00:50:04.000 You see?

00:50:06.000 Out of context.

00:50:07.000 Leave her alone. 1.00

00:50:09.000 That's when he was trying to be...

00:50:10.000 That was going to be some refreshing unity for a little bit.

00:50:13.000 Yeah, I love it.

00:50:14.000 Okay, I could make this a green screen, but I won't.

00:50:19.000 Where's the New York Times?

00:50:20.000 I think it's under free speech.

00:50:22.000 Yeah, here it is.

00:50:25.000 Wait, no, it's not under free speech.

00:50:28.000 New York Times, New York Times, New York Times.

00:50:30.000 Here it is.

00:50:31.000 Cannibalism of the Left.

00:50:32.000 Okay, so there's two big stories.

00:50:34.000 There's a bunch of stories at the New York Times.

00:50:35.000 The New York Times, Gray Lady Down, is falling apart.

00:50:38.000 I remember this journalist, Alan Froyer, called me.

00:50:41.000 I told you about him, right?

00:50:43.000 And he said, you were at the Capitol insurgency.

00:50:47.000 I have photos.

00:50:48.000 I have the receipts.

00:50:49.000 And I go, send me the picture.

00:50:50.000 I go, that's not me.

00:50:52.000 And he goes, LO fucking L. And he called me recently to apologize.

00:50:58.000 And as we were fighting, I said, you know, not only are you stupid and wrong, but Slate already covered this bullshit lie.

00:51:05.000 So you're actually getting scooped by Slate.

00:51:08.000 And they're the worst.

00:51:09.000 You're Slate.

00:51:10.000 I go, and he goes, you're putting me in the same category as Slate.

00:51:13.000 And I go, gray lady down, Alan, gray lady down.

00:51:17.000 And he goes, we're done here.

00:51:19.000 And hangs up really emotional.

00:51:21.000 But there's so much happening at the New York Times.

00:51:23.000 And it's really funny seeing them cannibalize themselves.

00:51:26.000 This is what happens when you ignore meritocracy.

00:51:28.000 Dean Banquet, the editor of the New York Times, is there because he's blackish and he's from New Orleans.

00:51:36.000 And they think that's cultural.

00:51:37.000 So they bring him in and they promote this attitude of affirmative action.

00:51:42.000 And what do you do when you're in an affirmative action?

00:51:44.000 You kowtow to the mob, whatever they say, whatever the latest vernacular is.

00:51:49.000 So these guys are part of that, and then they get caught up in it.

00:51:54.000 New York Times ties itself in woke knots.

00:51:56.000 So the guy with the beard was on a trip to Peru With some students, right?

00:52:02.000 And he goes, they were talking about a girl who's canceled for saying the N-word.

00:52:07.000 And he says, so how did she say nigger, though?

00:52:11.000 I mean, there's different ways to say it.

00:52:13.000 Was she quoting a rap song or was she using it in an aggressive way to talk about an African-American? 0.99

00:52:20.000 I mean, I'm not saying either are different, but I guess I am.

00:52:25.000 I mean, using it in a rap song is not the same as saying you're a fucking nigger.

00:52:30.000 And they all go, you just said the N-word.

00:52:33.000 He's like, yeah, but I'm talking about the N-word.

00:52:36.000 You're fired.

00:52:37.000 So they get him fired.

00:52:40.000 Isn't that amazing?

00:52:41.000 What is the opening paragraph there?

00:52:45.000 The career guillotine, dispatching two men, Donald McNeil Jr. and Andy Mills, share the fact that the Times knew about their specified conduct years ago, but took little or no action.

00:52:56.000 Yet, top editor Dean Bakette, egged on by witch hunting staff members, suddenly decided to revisit the cases and concluded both offenses no longer will be tolerated.

00:53:07.000 It's off with their heads.

00:53:07.000 This is the New York Post article.

00:53:09.000 Reporters become the stasi.

00:53:11.000 It's all about kowtowing to the mob. 0.83

00:53:15.000 This is not moving the goalpost.

00:53:16.000 This is rewriting the rules to satisfy the mob.

00:53:19.000 But the mob can't be satisfied, guys.

00:53:22.000 Like, say you're in the Beatles and you're running from girls.

00:53:25.000 Say you stopped.

00:53:27.000 When would they stop?

00:53:29.000 I've often posed this question because I don't totally know the answer.

00:53:32.000 I assume they'd all be pissing their pants because that was famous at Beatles concerts in the 60s.

00:53:37.000 They would reek of urine because women would just be pissing themselves. 1.00

00:53:40.000 But they'd rip off, I'm going to say 100% of their clothes.

00:53:44.000 And then I think they might start pulling their hair.

00:53:47.000 Their own, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:53:48.000 Like the Beatles' hair, taking their hands.

00:53:49.000 Ripping their clothes off the hair.

00:53:50.000 Tufts.

00:53:52.000 Yeah, scratching, biting.

00:53:54.000 You know, when you love something, you just want to bite?

00:53:56.000 Biting?

00:53:57.000 You know?

00:53:58.000 Hump them?

00:53:59.000 Would they hump them? 0.99

00:54:01.000 Yes.

00:54:02.000 What do they do?

00:54:05.000 So what's the end result?

00:54:06.000 Like, when do they slowly wander away?

00:54:10.000 When they're nude.

00:54:10.000 So the Beatles would all probably be nude or maybe just in some fragments of underwear.

00:54:14.000 And then there'd be piss everywhere.

00:54:17.000 The girls would be lying on top of them like they were sheltering a child from bullet, from, you know, gunfire. 1.00

00:54:25.000 But like, give me 12 hours later.

00:54:29.000 What if no ambulances showed up?

00:54:32.000 What do they look like?

00:54:33.000 Are they shivering in their underwear with these women shivering? 1.00

00:54:35.000 Piss everywhere, blood.

00:54:37.000 Maybe there'd be like a mild civil war, like ones that tried to protect the Beatles from there'd be the mad maxers who are trying to save the Beatles from being eaten alive. 0.87

00:54:50.000 And then the other ones that just are enraged and want more.

00:54:53.000 Yeah.

00:54:54.000 It's a human shield versus the horde.

00:54:56.000 Or maybe I'm being too cynical.

00:54:58.000 Maybe they would just surround the Beatles and just scream.

00:55:01.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:55:02.000 Like my wife's birthday party.

00:55:03.000 And then give up and then...

00:55:04.000 And eventually, like, have to go.

00:55:06.000 Yeah, that is weird.

00:55:08.000 For that to...

00:55:09.000 But they just keep standing there, so like it just dissipates.

00:55:11.000 Can we do that?

00:55:12.000 Is there a computer simulation, please?

00:55:14.000 Hey, AI, can you do something valid for a change?

00:55:17.000 Something we genuinely care about?

00:55:20.000 It would look like when Reagan went to the Bronx at first.

00:55:25.000 Okay, so they get in shit.

00:55:27.000 Well, the other guy, Mills, he was in shit.

00:55:29.000 He apparently gave someone a massage like seven years ago.

00:55:32.000 Like went up to her on the desk like that or something.

00:55:34.000 And he goes, no, no, no, no.

00:55:36.000 It wasn't a sexual thing, whatever.

00:55:37.000 It was a normal work thing.

00:55:40.000 Women in the workforce.

00:55:41.000 Like, what if you were at the gym or something?

00:55:44.000 Some guy comes up behind you and gives you a massage.

00:55:46.000 You go, dude, fuck off.

00:55:48.000 You don't go, what the fuck have you just done?

00:55:51.000 You raped me. 0.96

00:55:54.000 It's not rape.

00:55:55.000 It's annoying.

00:55:58.000 I hate massages.

00:55:59.000 So four or five, so they quit because of it.

00:56:04.000 Both, or quit, fired, whatever you have to do to maintain your pension.

00:56:07.000 Two New York Times staffers resigned, citing inappropriate behavior.

00:56:12.000 Oh, by the way, minor detail.

00:56:16.000 The guy, the first guy, go back, Donald McNeil, right?

00:56:20.000 He's the guy who won the Pulitzer Prize for Caliphate. 0.65

00:56:23.000 Caliphate was the one where they had a fake jihadist.

00:56:29.000 And they go, what did it feel like to murder your first infidel? 0.98

00:56:31.000 And he goes, kind of gloomi-ish.

00:56:34.000 That's the guy.

00:56:35.000 He's gloomiish, man.

00:56:36.000 So he should be fired for incompetence, for getting duped by someone who claims they're a jihadist.

00:56:40.000 But he got fired for using the N-word in totally reasonable context many years ago in Peru.

00:56:50.000 And how about the snitches?

00:56:53.000 We're in a snitch peak.

00:56:54.000 We're in a snitch era.

00:57:00.000 Yeah, he won a Peabody Award for that.

00:57:03.000 Right?

00:57:05.000 I thought Peru.

00:57:05.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:57:06.000 McNeils, who speared of the papers coverage of COVID-19?

00:57:10.000 Let me see.

00:57:11.000 I might have the wrong guy here.

00:57:12.000 Zoom out a bit.

00:57:13.000 Maybe it was Mills.

00:57:15.000 Keep going.

00:57:17.000 Mills faced his own female collie workers. 1.00

00:57:22.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:57:23.000 Mills was the guy.

00:57:24.000 I got the wrong guy.

00:57:25.000 The guy you just saw was the Scottish guy who said the N-word, but he was also a hard worker and doing a lot of COVID coverage, which was fine.

00:57:32.000 And then Mills is the guy who he somehow survived the caliphate scandal where they didn't give a shit that his whole show was about a guy who was just making shit up. 0.60

00:57:44.000 His defense for that was, I'm just the host, the producer.

00:57:48.000 Other people have to verify the guy.

00:57:50.000 No, the producer's the boss.

00:57:52.000 I'm the producer of this show.

00:57:54.000 I'm in control here.

00:57:56.000 I'm the capden now. 0.94

00:57:58.000 I am the capdan now.

00:58:00.000 So listen to this apology from 4.6.

00:58:03.000 If I was this guy, I would go, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:58:07.000 I would never use that word in an authentically aggressive way.

00:58:11.000 We were talking about the word itself.

00:58:14.000 And as Louis C.K. points out, when you say the N-word, you're just saying nigger.

00:58:19.000 You're putting the word nigger in someone else's head.

00:58:21.000 And then he says, yeah, stop putting niggers in my head.

00:58:24.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:58:26.000 But look at this apology.

00:58:28.000 Can you move it over?

00:58:28.000 I can't really read it.

00:58:30.000 No, zoom out because I got the viewfinder in the way.

00:58:33.000 Oh, poop. 0.98

00:58:36.000 Yeah, that's better, but shrink it.

00:58:39.000 In 2019, on a 2019 New York Times trip to Peru for high school students, I was asked at dinner by a student whether I thought a classmate of hers should have, you cropped it.

00:58:55.000 She made it a 12-year-old use as a racial slur.

00:58:58.000 Ryan, it's still fucking cropped, you motherfucker, please.

00:59:04.000 Should have been suspended for a video she had made as a 12-year-old in which she used a racial slur. 0.99

00:59:09.000 To understand what was in the video, I asked if she had called someone else the slur or whether she was rapping or quoting a book title.

00:59:17.000 In asking him the question, I used the slur itself.

00:59:19.000 That's your defense, dude.

00:59:21.000 End of story.

00:59:23.000 Anyway, thank you and goodbye.

00:59:26.000 I hope I don't get fired.

00:59:27.000 That would be insane.

00:59:28.000 Nope.

00:59:29.000 He says, I should not have done that.

00:59:31.000 Go back.

00:59:32.000 Originally, I thought the context in which I use this ugly word could be defended.

00:59:36.000 Yes, it can.

00:59:38.000 I now realize that it cannot.

00:59:40.000 It is deeply offensive and hurtful.

00:59:42.000 The fact that I even thought, this is literally a thought crime.

00:59:47.000 I could defend it itself showed extraordinarily bad judgment.

00:59:51.000 For that, I apologize.

00:59:52.000 To the students on the trip, I also extend my sincerest apology, but my apology needs to be broader than that.

00:59:59.000 It keeps going.

01:00:00.000 How much self-flagellations do you need?

01:00:03.000 My lapse of judgment has hurt my colleagues in science, the hundreds of people who trusted me to work with them closely during this pandemic, the team at the Daily that turned to me during this frightening year, the frightening year, and the whole institution which put its confidence in me and expected better.

01:00:20.000 So, for offending my colleagues and for anything I've done to hurt the Times, which is an institution I love and whose mission I believe in and try to serve, I am sorry.

01:00:30.000 I let you all down.

01:00:33.000 No, you let yourself down in your Stalinist apology that sounds like someone in the Soviet bloc, someone in Czechoslovakia apologizing.

01:00:44.000 Please at least tell me, sir, that you, when you wrote that, you said to your wife, can you believe this shit?

01:00:53.000 Can you believe this fucking garbage I have to write?

01:00:56.000 Please, please just tell me that.

01:00:58.000 This is my new angle with life, by the way.

01:01:00.000 I don't get lawyers.

01:01:01.000 I don't try to sue you.

01:01:03.000 Well, I still might.

01:01:04.000 But my new focus is I just talk to the people like human beings, and I hope that there is a grain of humanity within them.

01:01:11.000 Like this Wall Street journalist asked me, she goes, hey, you're still, though you're not in the Prabhupada's, you still have a huge influence on them.

01:01:19.000 Care to comment on the Capitol?

01:01:21.000 And I go, I have zero influence with that group.

01:01:24.000 That's why they went to the Capitol after me.

01:01:26.000 That's why members went to the Capitol after I begged them not to.

01:01:29.000 Here is footage from December 22nd of me saying, don't go.

01:01:32.000 It's a trap.

01:01:33.000 Someone's going to get murdered.

01:01:35.000 She goes, thank you for your correspondence.

01:01:37.000 And then I emailed her.

01:01:38.000 I go, I want you to look in the mirror.

01:01:41.000 And I want you to ask yourself why.

01:01:45.000 Why were you disappointed to learn that I wasn't behind the Capitol?

01:01:49.000 Why did you do zero reporting, and I'm assuming, of the Kavanaugh protesters storming the Capitol?

01:01:55.000 Why did you think it was cool that the Black Panthers stormed the Capitol with guns? 0.94

01:02:02.000 And when you figure that out, I want you to try to reverse it and accept that when someone is that emotional about a subject, they should not be reporting on it.

01:02:12.000 Your job is to be ambivalent, not an activist.

01:02:15.000 And I think I wrote, you're drifting into the abyss of activism.

01:02:19.000 Now, she probably just deleted that, whatever.

01:02:22.000 But there's a chance it's stuck.

01:02:24.000 Here's another example.

01:02:26.000 5-0.

01:02:27.000 So, no, no, no, sorry.

01:02:29.000 5-1.

01:02:31.000 Now, you remember about five years ago, the Halifax 5, we called them, there was an anti-Canada Day protest, and they went there and said, what are you guys doing?

01:02:40.000 It's Canada Day.

01:02:41.000 These are people we asked to die for the flag.

01:02:44.000 And the flag is getting, it's upside down and it says decolonize Canada.

01:02:47.000 And they put stickers all over that statue, the founder of Halifax, Cornwallis, and they said, fuck Canada all over it.

01:02:53.000 Everyone's mad because he had bounties on Mi'kmaq Indians during the fucking war.

01:02:59.000 Now, bounties are a normal act of war when you're totally outnumbered and you think you're dead.

01:03:06.000 By the way, what they did with those bounties is they couldn't find enough Mi'kmaq's, so they would just kill Frenchmen and bring in black hair and say, here's a Mi'kmaq, and they'd get the money that way. 0.95

01:03:15.000 Cornwallis also, when he was an English soldier in Scotland, had bounties for kilts.

01:03:20.000 If you kill a Scotsman, you get a bounty.

01:03:22.000 It's what you do when you don't have an army.

01:03:24.000 It's a disgusting necessary evil of war.

01:03:29.000 No one likes it, but that's the way war goes. 0.85

01:03:32.000 Anyway, so there's Cornwallis, founded Halifax, show some reverence.

01:03:36.000 Bunch of immigrants there from Africa screaming about how racist this country is. 1.00

01:03:39.000 They just got here, calling a Dominion flag a flag of genocide.

01:03:43.000 Anyway, these guys were very polite, and the crazy thing is the footage is all there.

01:03:48.000 So there was five of them.

01:03:49.000 Two of them quit the military forever.

01:03:51.000 One of them was gay, I was going to say American Indian.

01:03:54.000 First Nations, they called them there.

01:03:56.000 Third generation soldier.

01:03:58.000 Done.

01:03:59.000 His grandfather fought in World War II.

01:04:01.000 No, done.

01:04:02.000 Because of tattletale journalists like Chris Lambie, who I cannot find a picture of.

01:04:11.000 So in this article, some of the proud boys who stood up for Canada are still in the military.

01:04:18.000 We tracked them down.

01:04:22.000 No, that's me quoting.

01:04:23.000 Like my neighborhood, there's a serial rapist there who used to work at, I think, Rikers.

01:04:30.000 And he would fuck the prisoners.

01:04:33.000 He got caught in the local message board.

01:04:35.000 He did a post called Extreme Ownership.

01:04:37.000 And they all praised him, his bravery.

01:04:39.000 He doesn't get hassled.

01:04:40.000 I get hassled on a daily basis.

01:04:43.000 There's another guy down the street who was a pedophile.

01:04:47.000 He's arrested in Disneyland for pulling his dick out while playing with kids.

01:04:49.000 He's always encouraging kids to come by his house.

01:04:51.000 There's not that much stigma with him.

01:04:53.000 People just stay out of his way.

01:04:54.000 It's okay to fuck kids.

01:04:56.000 Another woman who put a sign on my lawn, Farah Khatwari, Her brother left Harvard Medical School to go fight jihad. 0.98

01:05:04.000 He died at the border of Pakistan and India fighting for Allah.

01:05:07.000 Allah Akbir. 0.56

01:05:08.000 That's fine.

01:05:12.000 So the double standard here of tracking down five soldiers and following them for their entire lives to make sure they're adequately punished.

01:05:21.000 And they were punished.

01:05:22.000 One of them was sent back to boot camp and was peeling potatoes for a year.

01:05:27.000 He apologized.

01:05:28.000 He denounced the Proud Boys.

01:05:29.000 I got nothing to do with them.

01:05:30.000 It's funny because this guy, Chris Lambie, probably couldn't handle a week in boot camp.

01:05:37.000 But he decides them being punished for a year isn't good enough.

01:05:41.000 So go back to the article.

01:05:44.000 Majority of Proud Boys who dressed up in matching polo shirts and attempted to disrupt a peaceful protest.

01:05:49.000 They just asked what was going on.

01:05:51.000 And they were incredibly calm.

01:05:53.000 The footage is there.

01:05:56.000 The alt-right group.

01:05:57.000 The five men, four of them in the Navy, one Army soldier, attended July 1st, 2017 ceremony.

01:06:02.000 So it was three years ago.

01:06:03.000 You're still chasing them down like a little bitch. 1.00

01:06:05.000 One of the five members of all this incident, two have since released from the forces.

01:06:10.000 Yeah, they quit.

01:06:10.000 And three have completed required counseling.

01:06:13.000 Yeah, a year-long punishment.

01:06:15.000 And probation and have renounced their affiliation.

01:06:19.000 These actions are absolutely not tolerated, blah, blah, blah.

01:06:23.000 But it's not good enough because now the Proud Boys are defined as a domestic terrorist group.

01:06:29.000 So now you have to go back in time and punish anyone who was in the group.

01:06:33.000 Even if the group changed.

01:06:34.000 Even if the group, like the English Defense League, I will concede, was a cool group and it did go Nazi. 0.87

01:06:40.000 I'm not saying that happened with the Proud Boys.

01:06:41.000 But does that have, if you were in the EDL when it was cool and nice at the beginning, are you now responsible for their Nazi shit? 0.85

01:06:48.000 They are to Chris Lambie.

01:06:49.000 So I could get a lawyer.

01:06:51.000 I could spend $1,500.

01:06:52.000 This is a small local paper in Halifax.

01:06:55.000 Or I could just wonder if there's a semblance of humanity.

01:07:00.000 So this is what I sent him a few hours ago.

01:07:04.000 To the author.

01:07:05.000 The video footage of that day shows a bunch of bratty leftists desecrating the Canadian flag on Canada Day.

01:07:11.000 They had it upside down with decolonized spray painted on it.

01:07:14.000 They covered the Cornwallis statue with fuck Canada stickers.

01:07:18.000 Five servicemen went over to politely ask them what they were doing.

01:07:22.000 These are people we expect to die for their country.

01:07:25.000 Are they allowed to ask people what they're doing when they have an anti-Canada Day rally on Canada Day?

01:07:32.000 Two of the five left the military for good.

01:07:34.000 One of them was a gay First Nations who was third generation military.

01:07:37.000 People like you ended that man's legacy.

01:07:39.000 We raised 10K to file a complaint, but no lawyer in Halifax would take it because they didn't want to be canceled.

01:07:46.000 You know, I'd love you to suffer.

01:07:48.000 I'd love to say, look in the mirror and understand that your career is about destroying things other people build.

01:07:54.000 End of quotes.

01:07:55.000 Oh, you found him.

01:07:56.000 There he is.

01:07:57.000 But people like you don't have the character to be ashamed of themselves.

01:08:00.000 You've actually brainwashed yourself into thinking you're some kind of freedom fighter.

01:08:04.000 You're not.

01:08:05.000 You're a tattletale.

01:08:08.000 And then I sent him this article.

01:08:11.000 The Glenn Greenwald one.

01:08:13.000 Let me look at his fucking face again.

01:08:17.000 Fucking shithead.

01:08:27.000 Lead editor.

01:08:34.000 Telegram St. John's.

01:08:38.000 Um.

01:08:42.000 Yeah.

01:08:43.000 So that's annoying.

01:08:45.000 Let's finish up a little bit of free speech before I leave you.

01:08:49.000 Oh, here's an interesting thing on Prowboys that Ann Coulter asked.

01:08:53.000 She was like, okay, they're a domestic terrorist now.

01:08:56.000 Can we get a death count?

01:08:58.000 5'8?

01:09:01.000 Okay.

01:09:02.000 I've only got one or two stories left.

01:09:05.000 This is a tweet from Ann Coulter 5'3.

01:09:09.000 You're so fucking sorry.

01:09:10.000 I just came out of the bumper that I had already.

01:09:14.000 Once I start the subject and we don't do a bumper, abandon it.

01:09:18.000 New York Times extremists, Proud Boys, QAnon, Elections.

01:09:21.000 QAnon is, do you know any QAnon dudes?

01:09:24.000 No?

01:09:24.000 We're all QAnon now.

01:09:26.000 I don't know if they exist.

01:09:27.000 I think there's people that heard this.

01:09:29.000 I know on our show, I've said I've never looked into QAnon.

01:09:32.000 I don't like one of the sources anonymous.

01:09:34.000 I don't trust it.

01:09:35.000 And then we'd occasionally get a letter going, dude, you have to check him out.

01:09:37.000 A lot of the shit he says is true.

01:09:39.000 Okay.

01:09:40.000 It's up there with 9-11 deniers, like the people who say that Tower 7 was detonated.

01:09:47.000 It's very out there.

01:09:49.000 It's not a common belief.

01:09:50.000 But now it's like Proud Boys, QAnon, election skeptics, all the same.

01:09:55.000 It's like Flat Earthers.

01:09:57.000 It's all based on a true story.

01:09:58.000 It's interesting stuff.

01:10:00.000 Yeah, it probably is as many as Flat Earthers.

01:10:02.000 I bet there's as many QAnon as there are Flat Earthers. 1.00

01:10:05.000 I never thought it was a group.

01:10:07.000 I just thought it was people that were in like a Reddit, but they're not like, we're a part of QAnon.

01:10:12.000 Yeah, we'll meet on Thursday.

01:10:14.000 How many police stations have they burned down?

01:10:16.000 How many fine old statues have they vandalized or destroyed?

01:10:19.000 How big a spike in homicides has resulted from their anti-police agitation?

01:10:22.000 Click on the link.

01:10:29.000 Oh, I hate those.

01:10:30.000 What the hell is this?

01:10:33.000 It's like someone...

01:10:34.000 Are we in the dark west?

01:10:35.000 I think it's John Derbyshire's transcription of his podcast.

01:10:39.000 This is John Derbyshire.

01:10:40.000 I think John Derbyshire writes his podcast out first and then reads it, which I'm against.

01:10:45.000 But yeah, you know, SickNick wasn't killed with the 19.

01:10:50.000 He wasn't killed with the fire extinguisher.

01:10:53.000 But again, perception and reality.

01:10:56.000 Ooh, that's a good name for today's show.

01:10:58.000 Rise of the Tattletales. 0.99

01:11:06.000 You're never going to hear this.

01:11:08.000 CNN made a report.

01:11:09.000 And the problem is, too, I'll be arguing with liberals and they'll say, Proud Boys killed a cop with a fire extinguisher.

01:11:15.000 And you'll go, that's not what happened.

01:11:16.000 Just like my liberal friend who said, Marjorie Green followed an infant, a toddler, who was at the kindergarten shooting and said it didn't happen.

01:11:25.000 Actually, followed the victim.

01:11:27.000 Yeah, a kid who survived the shooting, who just has like a scar here from a bullet.

01:11:31.000 And he was crying.

01:11:32.000 And he's like, It didn't happen.

01:11:33.000 It didn't happen.

01:11:34.000 And I go, Jesus Lord.

01:11:36.000 And while she did it, she took the form of a gun. 0.75

01:11:39.000 She was a gun. 0.98

01:11:39.000 That's the most horrible thing I've ever heard. 0.98

01:11:42.000 And that's why I'm done arguing with them because I'll go, fuck, I'm a shitbag.

01:11:46.000 I had no idea she was that evil.

01:11:49.000 And then you look it up and it's like, well, no.

01:11:51.000 She followed David Hogg, who was in D.C. for a gun conference, and said, why are you promoting the red flag law?

01:11:58.000 That's a really shitty law that's going to cripple the Second Amendment. 1.00

01:12:03.000 Totally valid thing to say.

01:12:05.000 And that's him stepping into her arena where she's perfectly warranted to jumping out of the darkness.

01:12:12.000 Sound like he went to I want to get into gun activism.

01:12:14.000 Okay, that means we argue.

01:12:15.000 Yeah.

01:12:16.000 She didn't attack him.

01:12:17.000 She didn't touch him.

01:12:18.000 Just follow him down the street and said, this law is crazy.

01:12:20.000 Why are you supporting it?

01:12:22.000 I don't support it.

01:12:22.000 She should have said, why aren't you on your bicycle?

01:12:25.000 Yeah.

01:12:26.000 Bike boy? 1.00

01:12:28.000 Not that I'm trivializing.

01:12:29.000 Did you know, speaking of David Hogg, he wants his own pillows now?

01:12:32.000 Oh, yes.

01:12:33.000 So Mike Lindell booked two hours on OAN, and he did a big thing about how he has 100% proof the election was stolen.

01:12:41.000 Mike Cernovich said, I haven't watched it, but he said it was pretty bad.

01:12:45.000 But now he's trying to do capitalism, but politically correct capitalism in a fiercely competitive market like Pillows.

01:12:55.000 You know how long Pillows has been around?

01:12:57.000 Over nine years.

01:13:00.000 So you have to compete with a nine-year-old.

01:13:02.000 No, it's more than that.

01:13:03.000 You have to compete with a 250,000-year business.

01:13:07.000 I think they were rocks originally, or like a raccoon.

01:13:12.000 Toilet paper rolls, socks.

01:13:13.000 A dead.

01:13:14.000 Yeah, the cavemen would use toilet paper rolls because pillows hadn't been invented yet. 0.97

01:13:18.000 They would use.

01:13:19.000 They would use.

01:13:20.000 You know those punching gloves you got as a kid that are a big balloon that you can inflate?

01:13:24.000 Bopp it, yeah.

01:13:25.000 Bop it.

01:13:26.000 They would sleep on a boppet before pillows are invented.

01:13:29.000 And right after that, the Hulk, the movie The Hulk came out, and they had the Hulk hands.

01:13:32.000 They'd use Halmars.

01:13:34.000 But before he does that, look, let me just tell you, Dave, if you want to make pillows and be successful and compete with the big guys like fucking Bed Bath and Beyond, get involved in organized crime, cheat, rob a pillow truck at gunpoint and steal all of their pillows,

01:13:53.000 then put your labels on the new pillows that you stole.

01:13:57.000 There's no way you could fucking build a pillow company from scratch.

01:14:01.000 Mike Lindell did it because it was that or death because he was a meth head.

01:14:05.000 So not only is he doing it by the books, he's doing it by the politically correct books.

01:14:10.000 So he needs a unionized pillow manufacturer. 0.81

01:14:14.000 We're having a hard time finding one.

01:14:16.000 I mean, he's a bigger amateur than fucking Jen Saki. 1.00

01:14:21.000 And then he's also employing affirmative action.

01:14:24.000 So his first head of pillow, the CEO of David Hogg Pillows, Hog Pillows.

01:14:30.000 Doesn't that sound like gay sex? 1.00

01:14:32.000 Yes.

01:14:33.000 You're a pillow hog.

01:14:34.000 Sounds like a dick pillow.

01:14:36.000 Although that would be a good name for the company, pillow hog. 0.98

01:14:38.000 And it's like the pillows are so good that you take them from your significant other.

01:14:43.000 Let me see this.

01:14:44.000 It's happening.

01:14:46.000 I'm thrilled to announce the addition of Brandon Wolf, Blowjob Wolf, to the Pillow Company's Activist Advisory Board.

01:14:53.000 The Pillow Company's Activist Advisory Board.

01:14:55.000 This reminds me of, you look at Antifa Twitter and they say, what do you want your job to be after the revolution?

01:15:00.000 And they always say the same thing.

01:15:01.000 It's design the military costumes.

01:15:05.000 And then there was that funny meme that said, when the commune or whatever already has a poet, and then it's a bunch of Antifa mugshots with construction helmets on them.

01:15:20.000 Because I'm sorry.

01:15:21.000 We need one wardrobe designer for the military in our new anarcho-commune. 1.00

01:15:27.000 We need one poet.

01:15:29.000 And we need 330 million construction workers to build all these stupid projects. 0.66

01:15:36.000 Look at him.

01:15:37.000 Click on his bio, his blowjob wolf.

01:15:41.000 Blowjob wolf.

01:15:43.000 Doesn't sound like a very comfy blowjob.

01:15:44.000 The wolf of Wall Street?

01:15:45.000 Pulse nightclub survivor.

01:15:46.000 So he's a gay black dude who specializes in media relations, which just means talking to people.

01:15:53.000 Oh, he's protected tweets now.

01:15:55.000 They weren't protected before.

01:15:57.000 That's the guy I want running my pillow shop, not some schmada Jew who's been working with manufacturers in clothing and textiles for 50 years. 1.00

01:16:08.000 If you want to build pillows, go to 32nd Street and find some old Jewish guy or some old Chinese guy, and he'll help you. 0.77

01:16:15.000 And he'll break down the numbers on an Excel spreadsheet.

01:16:17.000 And they're not going to look very profitable.

01:16:19.000 What a dumb fight to pick.

01:16:22.000 All right.

01:16:24.000 Obviously.

01:16:24.000 Oh, here's one more thing I wanted to say.

01:16:27.000 I called them the Lumpen Antifa 3-3.

01:16:31.000 This is who we're up against.

01:16:33.000 This was a really brilliant take on who our enemies are.

01:16:37.000 They are rich kids, 3-3, who, based on the arrest profiles from Portland, Seattle, this profile of the typical Antifa rings true.

01:16:48.000 They come from the lumpen bourgeoisie.

01:16:49.000 You know, the lumpin, lumpin' means outcast, forgotten.

01:16:52.000 And Mark's what I was talking about, the lumpin' proletariat, meaning the forgotten blue-collar worker on the outskirts of society.

01:16:59.000 That's not who they are.

01:17:00.000 This is, go up.

01:17:02.000 Scott McConnell runs the American Conservative.

01:17:05.000 I knew him 20 years ago when he had dark hair.

01:17:08.000 I haven't seen him since, and now he's got white hair.

01:17:10.000 I suspect this claim at Antifa is largely or partially true, but interesting is we have no idea, no research by journalists or academics that I've seen.

01:17:16.000 Instead, just cheerleading for the most part.

01:17:18.000 Check this out.

01:17:19.000 Click on that.

01:17:20.000 This is perfect.

01:17:22.000 The true reactionaries, Karl Marx reckoned, were the artisans who would do anything to avoid a fall into the proletariat.

01:17:31.000 So to go from middle class to working class.

01:17:33.000 That's their nightmare.

01:17:34.000 These Antifa you see, their parents are rich.

01:17:37.000 And their parents got rich in a meritocracy.

01:17:41.000 They are in an affirmative action shithole. 0.99

01:17:45.000 And after being spoiled rotten by their parents and brainwashed by school, they realize they have no discernible skills.

01:17:53.000 So poverty is inevitable.

01:17:56.000 Or you could move back in with your parents.

01:17:59.000 I think they're going to eventually say, no, time to get out.

01:18:03.000 The true reactionaries, blah, blah, blah.

01:18:04.000 Today, any decent parent will go to any length to save a child from becoming an Uber driver or a barista.

01:18:10.000 And I would add, for a while.

01:18:12.000 The radicals who took to the streets last summer are the losers among the children of the meritocrats.

01:18:18.000 Loaded with student debt, a worthless four-year liberal arts degree, and a nebulous sense of racial guilt, they are demanding to be heard before they lose the rest of their class privileges.

01:18:29.000 The ever-rising cost of college, the overproduction of demi-educated graduates, the ever-rising cost of staying in the class position in which you were born, and the ever-increasing price of, we don't know.

01:18:44.000 Cost of living, I assume.

01:18:46.000 But that's brilliant.

01:18:48.000 And I had never thought of that before.

01:18:49.000 There's a sense of panic in Antifa.

01:18:53.000 They know that they can't survive.

01:18:55.000 When I get fired and canceled and deplatformed, I know that I can build my own pirate ship and survive.

01:19:00.000 I know I have a discernible skill.

01:19:01.000 You're watching it live.

01:19:04.000 But these guys know they have nothing to offer society.

01:19:08.000 So they're trying to burn it down so we can all be on a level playing field.

01:19:12.000 We can all be Mad Max.

01:19:14.000 Oh, wait, I just saw you pull up something I forgot.

01:19:18.000 In the New York Times?

01:19:21.000 Oh, shit.

01:19:21.000 There's tons of New York Times I forgot.

01:19:23.000 Sorry, folks.

01:19:24.000 I'm just talking about my discernible skills, and I realize I totally fucked up and screwed up this show.

01:19:29.000 So anyway, let's just finish that on.

01:19:31.000 We now have a totally fresh perspective on Antifa.

01:19:35.000 It is middle-class and upper-middle-class kids who have thrown their life away.

01:19:40.000 Hard men's create good times.

01:19:41.000 Good times create soft people.

01:19:44.000 We're with the soft people, soft men and women, drug addicts, losers with wealthy parents.

01:19:49.000 And wealthy parents are willing to help you out till 30, I would say.

01:19:55.000 Even the shittiest parent is like, okay, come on.

01:19:59.000 I told you that Max has an opening at his window place.

01:20:03.000 And it's not just installing windows.

01:20:05.000 You're part of design.

01:20:06.000 It's creative.

01:20:08.000 No, mom, I'm not dealing with fucking windows all day.

01:20:10.000 Well, I'm cutting you off.

01:20:11.000 What?

01:20:12.000 I'll kill myself.

01:20:14.000 That's where they're at.

01:20:15.000 They want to, no borders, no wall, no USA at all.

01:20:18.000 If I can burn this whole country down, then you're just as fucked as me.

01:20:21.000 If you kick me out, it's murder.

01:20:25.000 I have a wealth condition.

01:20:27.000 Yeah.

01:20:31.000 Yeah, dude.

01:20:31.000 I missed so much New York Times shit.

01:20:33.000 Okay, we'll get to the mailbag, but I have to catch up on all the New York Times stuff I forgot.

01:20:39.000 Okay, 4-2.

01:20:42.000 The woman behind the 1619 project, which claims erroneously that America began with the first slave here in 1619 when it was British.

01:20:52.000 And she says the N-word.

01:20:54.000 I did watch and did read the transcripts.

01:20:56.000 I'm saying you know the linguistic difference between nigga and nigger. 1.00

01:20:59.000 Oh, I got that backwards.

01:21:00.000 Larry Wilmer did not say, come on, my nigger.

01:21:03.000 Come on now.

01:21:04.000 So it's okay for her to say.

01:21:05.000 And then this goes off at a tangent while she defends the word.

01:21:12.000 And again, zero apologies.

01:21:15.000 We have this weird double standard here.

01:21:16.000 Like, remember that Gorilla Glue girl next yesterday who put gorilla glue in her hair? 0.96

01:21:21.000 And it was like, they should sue gorilla glue.

01:21:23.000 That's still going, by the way.

01:21:24.000 4-9.

01:21:26.000 It's this double standard with black women where they can get away with murder. 1.00

01:21:29.000 If Pauly Walnuts or the guy, who's the guy from Jersey Shore whose hair goes like that?

01:21:33.000 Pauli D. Pauly D. If Pauly D put gorilla glue in his hair, do you know how fucking hard everyone would be laughing at him?

01:21:40.000 Nobody would feel bad for him at all.

01:21:42.000 Nobody would ever.

01:21:42.000 Oh my God, Gorilla Guido would be his name for the rest of his life.

01:21:46.000 But because it's a black woman, Gorilla Glue, hair is not skin. 1.00

01:21:50.000 Your product failed to adequately worn.

01:21:52.000 Knowing hair glue, in fact, exists.

01:21:54.000 And many black women use hair glue as hair adhesive. 1.00

01:21:57.000 And for this, your company's liable.

01:21:59.000 He's a fucking lawyer, by the way.

01:22:01.000 How did he pass the bar?

01:22:02.000 He's a pope, too.

01:22:03.000 Yep.

01:22:04.000 You should have given her a sponsorship deal. 0.99

01:22:08.000 Yeah, that's a great idea.

01:22:09.000 Let's encourage more women to do this. 1.00

01:22:11.000 Instead, you will be held accountable.

01:22:14.000 And this is Gorilla Glue.

01:22:15.000 It says, heavy duty, spray adhesive, heavy duty.

01:22:23.000 We're very sorry to hear about the...

01:22:24.000 By the way, Gorilla Glue is probably the most famous glue in the world.

01:22:28.000 How have you not heard of Gorilla Glue?

01:22:30.000 Every hardware store, everywhere you go, Gorilla Glue, commercials everywhere with Gorilla Glue tape.

01:22:36.000 Is it the number one brand of glue?

01:22:38.000 It's Overtaken Super Glue, I believe.

01:22:40.000 No one thinks of Crazy Glue.

01:22:43.000 I haven't seen Crazy Glue in forever.

01:22:45.000 I even forgot what it was called.

01:22:47.000 But there's all these GoFundMes for her. 1.00

01:22:49.000 They're talking about suing Gorilla Glue.

01:22:51.000 Gorilla Glue is frantically...

01:22:53.000 Look at her.

01:22:54.000 Who would see that?

01:22:55.000 Click on the second picture.

01:22:57.000 It doesn't even say glue in the bottle.

01:23:00.000 Well, adhesive means sticky, and it says heavy duty.

01:23:02.000 And wait, zoom in there.

01:23:04.000 Imagine thinking this is for your hair.

01:23:06.000 So you see a heavy-duty bond, and you see a giant weight that looks like it's about a 50-pound weight.

01:23:15.000 And you think that's for hair.

01:23:17.000 Multipurpose, it bonds wood, metal, fabric, foam, asterisk, asterisks, plastic, paper, glass, leather, and more.

01:23:26.000 It holds it together.

01:23:28.000 Anyway, I just thought that was a strange double standard.

01:23:31.000 So she's with the New York Times.

01:23:33.000 And I saw all this stuff about the New York Times ignoring historians who said the 1619 project is deeply flawed, is rife with errors.

01:23:47.000 They're like, no, it's not.

01:23:48.000 It's awesome.

01:23:49.000 So this new site started up called blocknyt.com.

01:23:53.000 Blocks take the lead in fight against disinformation.

01:23:56.000 New app blocks 800 New York Times reporters in seconds.

01:24:00.000 So you just click on that.

01:24:01.000 It goes into your Twitter and blocks every New York Times reporter.

01:24:05.000 Block the New York Times.

01:24:07.000 That's awesome.

01:24:08.000 And then, wait, go back.

01:24:13.000 Don't actually do it.

01:24:15.000 And then it shows you all of these terrible things that the New York Times has done in a New York Times font.

01:24:21.000 I don't know if these articles were actually in the New York Times, but it's all about how terrible.

01:24:26.000 Look, retracted caliphate.

01:24:27.000 We talked about that guy, Mills, who wasn't fired for having a fake jihadist.

01:24:32.000 He was fired for a fucking massage.

01:24:33.000 But go to the top, click on a 1619 project right below your block.

01:24:40.000 1619 project.

01:24:42.000 Journalism does better when it writes the first draft of history, not the last word on it.

01:24:47.000 So this is, I guess these are all New York Times articles admitting they were wrong.

01:24:52.000 And it showed in a stunning photo.

01:24:56.000 I see, blah, blah, blah.

01:24:57.000 Keep going down.

01:25:01.000 Keep going.

01:25:02.000 Stop.

01:25:02.000 No, no, go back up.

01:25:05.000 Ambition can be double-edged.

01:25:06.000 Journalists are most often in the business of writing the first draft of history, not trying to have the last word note we are best when we try to tell the truth.

01:25:12.000 So those heard came to light when a long-standing critic came to light last month when a long-standing critic of the project noted in the online magazine quote that references 1619 as the country's true founding had disappeared from the digital display copy without explanation.

01:25:30.000 These are not minor points.

01:25:31.000 Anyway, this is the Times writing about their own mistakes.

01:25:34.000 So you have to pour through hours and hours of people make mistakes.

01:25:38.000 But basically, dozens of historians said the 1619 project is full of shit and it's run by a retard, that woman who dropped the N-bomb. 1.00

01:25:45.000 But it kept going and it won all these prizes and the historians were screaming at them.

01:25:49.000 That's not how it happened.

01:25:53.000 And then another thing I forgot to mention is, remember that Peru trip where he said, did she say the N-word as a rap song or was she just talking about it?

01:26:03.000 And then someone discovered that the trip that those kids were on cost five grand.

01:26:10.000 Yeah, Cernovich.

01:26:11.000 Look at this.

01:26:14.000 14 days, 13 nights, 5,500 bucks, basically.

01:26:19.000 So someone's parents pay for this guy to go to Peru.

01:26:22.000 Lord knows the fancy meals they had every night and the tours they took.

01:26:26.000 They got to pet the Aztecs on the head or whatever Aboriginal group they have here. 1.00

01:26:30.000 And they played a little song for them, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo, with those funny little wood flutes and they all collapsed.

01:26:36.000 Yay! 0.99

01:26:37.000 Then they went back to their rooms and they drank wine.

01:26:40.000 And then they fucked over this guy because he said the N-word and they are spoiled brats who've never had confrontation. 0.70

01:26:47.000 I've noticed in my neighborhood when I have these enemies, the ones who have, I told you this with Amy Siskin.

01:26:54.000 Oh, I already said that, who have a dead dad or something.

01:26:56.000 They're cool people.

01:26:57.000 The people who went to Peru, the kids who went to Peru, have never experienced anything.

01:27:02.000 And then finally with the Times, we have Barry Weiss.

01:27:05.000 She was the only voice of reason there, and she quit calling them illiberal and saying that they constantly bow to the mob on Twitter, which everyone is responsible for.

01:27:18.000 And she says, Twitter is not on the masthead at the New York Times, but Twitter has become its ultimate editor.

01:27:24.000 Remember when the LA Times magazine did a feature on me that was almost fair?

01:27:30.000 They got attacked by Twitter, so they changed the title.

01:27:33.000 They changed the headline to like from hipster to far-right acolyte.

01:27:38.000 Danger bay, danger bay.

01:27:41.000 What's your reaction to Republican Senator Tom Cotton's op-ed in the New York Times, the headline, send in the troops.

01:27:47.000 He calls for an overwhelming show of the title.

01:27:49.000 That's really cool.

01:27:51.000 I'd love those.

01:27:51.000 You've got to learn by now, Ryan.

01:27:53.000 Some of them do.

01:27:54.000 That's the tricky part.

01:27:57.000 But CNN is no good for that.

01:28:02.000 Okay, let's do a COVID segment because it involves the Super Bowl, and we can't talk about the Super Bowl tomorrow.

01:28:08.000 We're already 48 hours out.

01:28:16.000 Oh, that's a good short one.

01:28:18.000 So people were outraged that Tom Brady had no mask on.

01:28:22.000 And they said he should have used his platform to make a statement.

01:28:25.000 This is 5-4.

01:28:28.000 Why didn't he wear a mask?

01:28:30.000 He could have helped people.

01:28:32.000 Go down.

01:28:34.000 There's a video of him walking in.

01:28:37.000 Of course, your fucking shit doesn't load.

01:28:42.000 And most of the tweets say he could have used this as a statement for Twitter and show people how important it is to wear a mask.

01:28:52.000 He did.

01:28:55.000 Go to 5-5.

01:28:56.000 That's exactly what he did.

01:28:57.000 He made a political statement, which is, take it easy on the fucking masks.

01:29:02.000 We're hearing they work.

01:29:03.000 We're hearing they don't work.

01:29:04.000 Dr. Faucius flip-flopped three times on these fucking things.

01:29:08.000 He did use his platform.

01:29:10.000 You just don't like the message.

01:29:12.000 Perfect, Leslie.

01:29:14.000 But here's some real insanity.

01:29:16.000 I think a lot of people saw those cardboard cutouts and they went, that place is packed with people.

01:29:28.000 Wait, here, look, where is it now?

01:29:31.000 Yeah, 5'9?

01:29:36.000 No, it was, everyone was in their own group.

01:29:38.000 They got four seats together you could buy as a family.

01:29:41.000 Look.

01:29:42.000 And then you're six feet apart, or yeah, six feet apart from everyone else.

01:29:46.000 That's what it was actually like.

01:29:47.000 And look at this.

01:29:48.000 Tampa mayor says she will be locating people via the police and penalizing those who have their mask down.

01:29:55.000 I see one chubby blonde who's probably a fun fuck with her mask down. 1.00

01:30:01.000 Oh, another guy's on his phone.

01:30:03.000 It's down.

01:30:03.000 That's two.

01:30:04.000 One woman on the far left, my left, it's down, but she's eating popcorn.

01:30:09.000 So out of that crowd, I see maybe three, four, three or four people who aren't eating.

01:30:16.000 One of them is putting it on and they have to be identified.

01:30:21.000 Okay.

01:30:22.000 I've identified one, Tampa Mayor.

01:30:24.000 Go to 6-0.

01:30:29.000 It is you.

01:30:33.000 Mayor of Tampa, we'll be prosecuting mask of fans from the Super Bowl.

01:30:36.000 And there she is, mask fucking free. 1.00

01:30:39.000 Masks for thee, but not for me.

01:30:42.000 And here's a common thread I noticed.

01:30:44.000 The Super Bowl is unsafe, but Biden celebrating is truly amazing.

01:30:48.000 6-1.

01:30:50.000 Look at that.

01:30:50.000 Eliza Orleans.

01:30:52.000 Who is this silly cow? 1.00

01:30:54.000 Watching the Super Bowl and seeing so many people in one place is making my heart race.

01:30:58.000 This feels dot, dot, dot, Unsafe.

01:31:01.000 And I guess I'm not rooting for the team with the racist name over the team with the Trump-loving QB in a sport that still hasn't apologized to Colin Kaepernick.

01:31:09.000 She clearly does not watch football.

01:31:11.000 Wait, were the teams?

01:31:12.000 What was the racist team?

01:31:13.000 Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Chiefs.

01:31:16.000 Oh, the Chiefs is racist.

01:31:18.000 NYC is truly amazing today.

01:31:20.000 We won.

01:31:22.000 Let's see these people.

01:31:24.000 This makes my heart race.

01:31:26.000 Is that a picture or a video?

01:31:27.000 Picture.

01:31:28.000 Oh.

01:31:29.000 Screenshot.

01:31:30.000 Oh, yeah.

01:31:30.000 We won.

01:31:31.000 It's over.

01:31:32.000 Okay, this is the left in a nutshell.

01:31:35.000 That's why I say, can you imagine if the races are reversed? 0.70

01:31:37.000 Because they are the party of hypocrisy.

01:31:42.000 6'2.

01:31:44.000 Thousands of people crowded in the streets of Tampa, Florida after the Buccaneers beat the Kansas City Chiefs in the Super Bowl.

01:31:49.000 Videos show many revelers not wearing masks and ignoring social distancing.

01:31:54.000 Sounds terrible.

01:31:56.000 Honking horns, dancing in the streets.

01:31:58.000 One man popped open a bottle of champagne in the middle of a Brooklyn block.

01:32:02.000 The news that President-elect Joe Biden had defeated President Tom sparked celebrations across New York City, the president's hometown.

01:32:10.000 New York City is Joe Biden's hometown?

01:32:13.000 I thought he was from Delaware.

01:32:16.000 Here it is again.

01:32:16.000 Telling about the real president, Donald Trump?

01:32:19.000 6'3.

01:32:24.000 Uh-oh.

01:32:26.000 In Tampa, Super Bowl celebrations bring super spreader concerns.

01:32:29.000 Again, the New York Times.

01:32:30.000 This is a different article.

01:32:32.000 At least one police officer appeared to get knocked to the ground as a large group of fans shoved each other in the city.

01:32:38.000 A video showed, hey, a rollicking NYC celebration for Biden's win well into the night.

01:32:43.000 People cheered, danced, broke out champagne, and honkhorns in the city.

01:32:47.000 Oh, that's the same one, yeah.

01:32:50.000 They keep doing it.

01:32:52.000 Here's a fucking doozy.

01:32:53.000 Go to 5'6.

01:32:54.000 Did you know that you're not fair?

01:32:56.000 I knew it.

01:32:57.000 Did you know that promoting pirates is not racist per se?

01:33:03.000 But these brutal outlaws should not be romanticized.

01:33:08.000 They were rapists, you know.

01:33:12.000 This is a good point.

01:33:13.000 I know many people spend years swashbuckling on the high seas because of the way piracy was normalized by professional sports teams.

01:33:20.000 Swash. 0.94

01:33:22.000 What's a kid's life without fucking pirates?

01:33:25.000 Get the fuck out of here.

01:33:26.000 This can't be real.

01:33:27.000 Oh, look, she's got a pirate tattoo. 1.00

01:33:28.000 That can't be real.

01:33:29.000 Well, this is exactly like Dan Wilson, you see.

01:33:33.000 Who that?

01:33:39.000 Wait, go back?

01:33:41.000 What are you talking about?

01:33:42.000 Yeah.

01:33:43.000 You know Dan Wilson, the guy who said, I'll give you $50,000 to arrest Ali Alexander?

01:33:48.000 And he also said Trump has an army.

01:33:50.000 And then we look it up and he writes thrillers about domestic terrorism for a living.

01:33:54.000 She's the same way.

01:33:56.000 She's a fucking silly, probably a lonely feminist. 1.00

01:34:00.000 I don't know if she's a lesbian or not, but she wrote a book. 1.00

01:34:02.000 Did you go to the book, 5'7?

01:34:04.000 No, I was gonna look up that other guy.

01:34:06.000 Yep, got it now here.

01:34:07.000 Incoming in.

01:34:08.000 Coming in, coming in hot, coming in hat.

01:34:10.000 Pirates of the Chesapeake Bay.

01:34:12.000 Oh, the Chesapeake Bay?

01:34:14.000 Yeah.

01:34:15.000 Why, is that where you are?

01:34:16.000 No, no, no.

01:34:18.000 I'm familiar with that for some reason.

01:34:20.000 Chesapeake Bay.

01:34:22.000 Was that Virginia?

01:34:23.000 I don't know.

01:34:24.000 Yeah.

01:34:24.000 I think so.

01:34:25.000 I guess I should.

01:34:25.000 Unless I'm retarded.

01:34:27.000 And then final Super Bowl thing.

01:34:29.000 Let me just make quadruple sure I'm not missing anything.

01:34:32.000 Babies being raped.

01:34:33.000 Yeah, we'll get that to that tomorrow.

01:34:34.000 Arrested.

01:34:36.000 Elections stuff.

01:34:38.000 SACI.

01:34:39.000 Climate plan.

01:34:40.000 Racism.

01:34:42.000 I had 60 articles today.

01:34:44.000 Holy snaps.

01:34:45.000 What happens when you have an off-the-dome one?

01:34:49.000 58.

01:34:50.000 I don't know if this is true, but there's a rumor going around that the streaker placed a prop bet.

01:34:56.000 You know what a prop bet is?

01:34:57.000 It's when you say something like, a bird will fly interred on Tom Brady's helmet, and you bet a million dollars.

01:35:03.000 And if it wins, you get a billion.

01:35:06.000 You'd have to be insane to take this bet.

01:35:08.000 But the word on the street is that this guy bet 3, no, he bet like 20 grand or something that there would be a streaker at the game and he won 370 grand.

01:35:20.000 We didn't cover this yesterday.

01:35:21.000 I forgot.

01:35:23.000 Oh, that's not a real streak.

01:35:25.000 Yeah, that's not a real streak.

01:35:26.000 Oh, oh, he's got the buns out. 0.97

01:35:29.000 Buns out. 1.00

01:35:30.000 You got to do the fun run.

01:35:31.000 Whoa.

01:35:32.000 Here you go.

01:35:33.000 He's good.

01:35:34.000 Fat guy failed and wallop.

01:35:37.000 So I think he got a $1,000 fine, which is fine when you make $370K.

01:35:40.000 Look that up, though.

01:35:41.000 See if he did that.

01:35:42.000 Look up Streaker Super Bowl prop bet.

01:35:47.000 Dude at my fucking local.

01:35:50.000 He bet, I can't remember how much, $1,000?

01:35:55.000 That at the Super Bowl halftime, there'd be a one and a six in the score.

01:36:00.000 He won $10,000.

01:36:02.000 He showed it to me yesterday.

01:36:03.000 It's this big.

01:36:05.000 Lick.

01:36:10.000 Did he win a prop bet on his own stunt?

01:36:12.000 Is that allowed?

01:36:14.000 I would imagine the mafia who runs the money is going to kick the shit out of you for that one, right?

01:36:20.000 Every time I'd watch those mafia movies, it was like, they beat the shit out of him and they stuffed him in an oil drum and he was stuck there for 12 hours.

01:36:28.000 Holy shit, I hate the mafia.

01:36:29.000 What did he do?

01:36:30.000 He'd owed them $100,000 for six months, and you're like.

01:36:33.000 I hope they should have filled it with piss, too. 0.97

01:36:36.000 And I signed up for that, my friend.

01:36:38.000 But let me read it.

01:36:40.000 Florida man, blah, blah.

01:36:42.000 Police charge him with trespassing.

01:36:44.000 Associated Press released early.

01:36:46.000 Loo, little loo.

01:36:47.000 Can we?

01:36:47.000 I think journalism has forgotten the five W's at the top.

01:36:50.000 I keep having to go down like six paragraphs to get the juice.

01:36:53.000 Online rumors that he bet 50 grand on a prop bet.

01:36:58.000 Oh, sorry, 50.

01:36:59.000 There'd be a streak of the Super Bowl.

01:37:01.000 Dudes are good at maths.

01:37:02.000 However, Las Vegas-basedcovers.com reporter said a global market sports book told him the claims are probably not true.

01:37:09.000 No book in their right mind would take 50K limits on that, nowhere close.

01:37:13.000 If there was one, I'd have been right there next to him in a pink tutu.

01:37:18.000 Kind of an anticlimactic ending there.

01:37:21.000 But I'm glad we covered all that.

01:37:23.000 You want a good streak before that?

01:37:27.000 Streaks, Joe.

01:37:29.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dance.

01:37:34.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

01:37:36.000 Let's be able to end.

01:37:40.000 Let me touch it.

01:37:43.000 So I put a flag on one I almost made this the opening act wait Ben Folds in the notes Oh my gosh.

01:37:59.000 Oh no, this is not good.

01:38:01.000 This is not good.

01:38:02.000 This is fucking this is going bad.

01:38:03.000 Oh I got the rock in the suburbs.

01:38:05.000 Okay, we got a letter from a guy who suggested we um we do rock in the suburbs as a song and great snare He's from North Carolina but so it's making fun of how corny the suburbs is shit

01:38:40.000 on white males.

01:38:41.000 It's so corny.

01:38:42.000 When's the last time you saw a black guy talking about being a black male?

01:38:47.000 When was the last time you saw a black guy going, oh, it's so hard to be a black male?

01:38:52.000 Well.

01:38:59.000 You know what you see with that hair, he's down to his last year.

01:39:03.000 Guys, if you have that hair, get a ring on it fast.

01:39:06.000 You're about to be bald.

01:39:11.000 Anyway, the guy, the writer, the viewer who sent me this letter goes, he's making fun of the suburbs, but it sounds pretty good.

01:39:20.000 Like, in a haze these days, I pull up to the stoplight.

01:39:22.000 I can feel that something's not right.

01:39:23.000 I can feel something's blasting me with hate and bass, sending dirty vibes my way.

01:39:28.000 Because my great, great, great, great granddad made someone's great, great, great, great granddaddy slaves.

01:39:34.000 It wasn't my idea.

01:39:35.000 It wasn't my idea.

01:39:35.000 It was never my idea.

01:39:37.000 Yeah.

01:39:38.000 I just drove to the store from some preparation H, which I just did.

01:39:42.000 Y'all don't know what it's like being male, middle class, and white.

01:39:47.000 Perfect.

01:39:51.000 Okay, so we start.

01:39:53.000 You're losing some momentum here.

01:39:54.000 Maybe the show is too long.

01:39:56.000 That's the problem.

01:40:00.000 I find that best shows are like an hour and a half.

01:40:03.000 Two-hour ones get a little boring.

01:40:05.000 Right?

01:40:06.000 We're rocking at about 140.

01:40:08.000 On SNL, Phoebe Bridges tried to smash her guitar, fails for a while, and then gives up. 1.00

01:40:13.000 Of course, the debate online is whether or not people hate it because she's a girl.

01:40:17.000 She even had fake sparks. 0.96

01:40:18.000 Here's a juicy sensor TV exclusive clip.

01:40:21.000 If you notice in the video, the bass player tries to break her bass, fails, and then gives up.

01:40:24.000 My friend works at a guitar store in Nashville.

01:40:25.000 After that performance, she was in the store asking for prices to fix a bass guitar.

01:40:29.000 She tried to smash lame.

01:40:32.000 You know what I saw on Twitter, all these people talking about the who?

01:40:38.000 Ooh, fake sparks.

01:40:40.000 Sparks.

01:40:43.000 You gotta...

01:40:44.000 Come on.

01:40:46.000 You know, hold it by the head and then give the neck a chance to break. 0.97

01:40:50.000 Yeah, and not by the side.

01:40:51.000 She's holding it too.

01:40:52.000 Yeah, not by the side.

01:40:53.000 She's holding it too close to the bottom.

01:40:54.000 So she's really just walloping the bass.

01:40:57.000 Now you're just wasting time.

01:40:59.000 Look at that.

01:41:01.000 You know, there's a little secret with the Muse.

01:41:03.000 He breaks his guitar a lot.

01:41:04.000 You just replace the neck and the body almost never.

01:41:07.000 Can you unscrew the neck?

01:41:09.000 You could.

01:41:10.000 You could do that.

01:41:11.000 But when you just finish playing a song, there's no time for all that.

01:41:17.000 You don't get a hug after a guitar smash.

01:41:19.000 I did some homework for you if you'd like more.

01:41:21.000 Articles like this everywhere.

01:41:22.000 Here's a good smash comparison from Paul Stanley of Kiss.

01:41:26.000 So what's the first one?

01:41:28.000 Articles like this.

01:41:29.000 Wait, here's a juicycensor.tv exclusive clip.

01:41:34.000 Wait, you're missing a link.

01:41:36.000 Articles like this everywhere.

01:41:38.000 Inside Hook.

01:41:39.000 Why everyone is upset.

01:41:40.000 Phoebe Bridges.

01:41:42.000 I was just shocked to see how few people knew about The Who doing this.

01:41:45.000 I guess I'm old.

01:41:46.000 But Twitter was full of like, yeah, there's a band called The Who, and there are guitarists, Peter Townsend.

01:41:51.000 He used to smash his guitar.

01:41:53.000 There's a guy named Jimi Hendrix, an African-American person of color, and he lit his on fire at a thing called Wodestook. 0.82

01:42:01.000 Wodstook.

01:42:02.000 So what are they mad about?

01:42:04.000 Look, The Who and Jimi Hendrix.

01:42:06.000 Oh, yeah, there you go.

01:42:07.000 The fact that that needs to be written is amazing.

01:42:10.000 So what's the beef here?

01:42:12.000 Somebody said it was wasteful.

01:42:14.000 Ask yourself, are you mad because it was wasteful or are you mad because a woman did it? 1.00

01:42:17.000 I'm mad because you didn't do it.

01:42:20.000 No one did anything.

01:42:22.000 Wasteful of fucking time.

01:42:24.000 You wasted our time.

01:42:26.000 Okay, let's see Paul Stanley smash it up.

01:42:28.000 Shoot it up, but shoot it up.

01:42:30.000 I'm going to smash it up.

01:42:38.000 That's a good idea.

01:42:39.000 Grab it at the bass and break the neck. 0.99

01:42:45.000 Throw it into the crowd.

01:42:48.000 Fuck you.

01:42:49.000 Here's a free guitar.

01:42:51.000 Here's a free confession.

01:42:52.000 13-year-old girl who wasn't looking and was checking her phone.

01:42:56.000 Here's a reason to go to the dentist.

01:43:02.000 These guys knew how to do a show.

01:43:08.000 Some warm-ups?

01:43:09.000 I'm mesmerized.

01:43:10.000 I never saw Kiss, did you?

01:43:12.000 No, not live.

01:43:14.000 What do you mean, not live?

01:43:15.000 I've seen their, like, the unplugged.

01:43:17.000 I've seen the live things, but...

01:43:20.000 Obviously, I mean live.

01:43:22.000 You think I mean have you ever seen them on YouTube?

01:43:25.000 Well, it's a good idea.

01:43:25.000 Have you ever seen ACDC play live?

01:43:27.000 Of course.

01:43:28.000 It's in their videos.

01:43:29.000 Thunderstruck is a live video.

01:43:32.000 That's how you break a neck.

01:43:34.000 Wait, did he do it?

01:43:35.000 Yeah.

01:43:35.000 Well, they didn't do a very good job.

01:43:37.000 Oh, that's hard to see.

01:43:47.000 That's how you do it.

01:43:49.000 That could have been better.

01:43:49.000 Show Pete Townsend doing it.

01:43:51.000 He's the master.

01:43:52.000 You really whacked the schnapp out of that. 1.00

01:43:55.000 I'll read an email while you do that.

01:43:58.000 Hey, trying to email you from the site and it won't work.

01:44:00.000 Grr.

01:44:00.000 Where can I buy the Death of Cool book?

01:44:02.000 If not, can Gavin give me the one sitting on the shelf, please?

01:44:04.000 Pretty, please? 0.99

01:44:05.000 I'm Scottish living in Canada.

01:44:06.000 I promise to return it.

01:44:08.000 If he wants an experiment in trust, thank you.

01:44:10.000 Come again.

01:44:10.000 Well, that's one of the most retarded emails we've ever seen.

01:44:12.000 Let me just type in Death of Cool and see what comes up.

01:44:16.000 Death of Cool.

01:44:17.000 And first link is the Amazon link.

01:44:21.000 Click on that.

01:44:22.000 And there we are.

01:44:23.000 $14.99.

01:44:25.000 The fuck kind of email is that?

01:44:26.000 Can I have a free thing?

01:44:28.000 You're a fucking idiot, Linda.

01:44:31.000 And I missed Pete Townsend smashing his shit thanks to you.

01:44:36.000 Wow, that's a good one.

01:44:37.000 That's him actually smashing his laptop.

01:44:41.000 Child porn, remember?

01:44:43.000 Oh, yeah.

01:44:45.000 Always doing research.

01:44:50.000 Super Bowl commercial race stats.

01:44:52.000 I've been thinking about doing this, actually.

01:44:54.000 I've been thinking about sitting down with the TV for 24 hours and just making up a piece of paper that has like gender, race, black, white, doo-doo-doo for every commercial, and then a little bar for the type of commercial it is.

01:45:06.000 So I write in like Nissan Ultra, black woman, white male. 0.63

01:45:11.000 And then after the full 24 hours, see what the pattern is.

01:45:16.000 I noticed the trend of black folks being overrepresented in advertising, so I tallied the racial representation of the ads during the Super Bowl, not counting the CBS's ads for its own shitty shows, commercials with large crowds, or repeats.

01:45:28.000 Here's the breakdown.

01:45:29.000 349 total people.

01:45:31.000 193 blacks.

01:45:33.000 That's 55%.

01:45:34.000 125 whites, that's 35%. 0.54

01:45:37.000 16 Latinos, 4%.

01:45:39.000 15 Asians, 4.29%.

01:45:43.000 Then he goes, two of the Asians were Aquafina in two different ads.

01:45:47.000 Compared to American demographics, blacks were overrepresented by 325%.

01:45:53.000 Whites underrepresented by 41%.

01:45:55.000 Latinos underrepresented by 73%.

01:45:58.000 And Asians were underrepresented by 20%.

01:46:02.000 Why don't these companies just skip the middleman and eat out every black person's asshole? 1.00

01:46:07.000 Wait a minute.

01:46:08.000 Asians, I thought, are only 5% of America.

01:46:11.000 What percentage Asians America?

01:46:19.000 Yeah, Asian Americans are 5.6% of the population.

01:46:24.000 So the commercials had them at 4.29.

01:46:27.000 That's about right.

01:46:29.000 Underrepresented by 20%?

01:46:33.000 Are we doing that British thing where Asians are Indians, too?

01:46:41.000 Am I correct here?

01:46:45.000 Value for the U.S., 5.9%, yeah.

01:46:49.000 Sorry, dude.

01:46:53.000 You're wrong.

01:46:53.000 At least with the Asians.

01:46:57.000 King of Comedy, Queen of Sodomy.

01:46:59.000 I'm Cena, so maybe you've seen this Animal House impeachment video.

01:47:02.000 This better not be a scene from motherfucking Animal House.

01:47:04.000 Oh, we've seen it.

01:47:05.000 Oh, yeah.

01:47:07.000 Right?

01:47:08.000 Yeah.

01:47:08.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:47:09.000 Ancient Chinese Secret.

01:47:10.000 January 2020.

01:47:11.000 Come on, super old. 0.94

01:47:12.000 Come on, man.

01:47:12.000 Smash the subscribe.

01:47:14.000 Sheesh.

01:47:15.000 Was wondering if I could ask for a statement on your views on the current situation with Nora Island.

01:47:19.000 I know you're the only ones with common sense left.

01:47:22.000 I don't know much about Northern Ireland.

01:47:23.000 What I do know is lots of English people from Muslim places like Birmingham and Luton are fleeing to Northern Ireland.

01:47:32.000 Five years ago, if you were a British soldier, you would have, before you got into your car, your civilian car, you would have a mirror on a stick and you would look underneath the car to make sure there's no bombs.

01:47:43.000 That was five to ten years ago.

01:47:44.000 Now, British people are flocking there because they know there's no Muslims.

01:47:48.000 They'd rather be with Irish people who were just bombing them a few years ago than with Muslims who were going to groom their kids for child sex rape. 1.00

01:47:56.000 That's the situation in Britain right now.

01:48:00.000 Someone's out to blow me up.

01:48:02.000 Yeah, but at least they're not raping my kids. 1.00

01:48:05.000 I think two of your most hated things, robots and video games, may be what kicks off the inevitable civil war our country is facing.

01:48:12.000 Your opinion on robots being bullshit is definitely true, at least in regards to AI and our ability to create an autonomous sentient being.

01:48:19.000 And here's the other thing that pisses me off about all this talk of robots are going to be everywhere soon.

01:48:24.000 They're going to cost like 300 grand when they finally get one that's sort of okay, like Alexa in the head of one of those polytechnique, whatever you call it, things, Boston mechanics, whatever's.

01:48:38.000 So that's going to be 300 grand.

01:48:40.000 And it would be easier just to have, it'll always be easier to have a Mexican. 1.00

01:48:44.000 Have him running around handling your wife's birthday party. 0.98

01:48:48.000 AI is unstoppable.

01:48:50.000 You have to change his show name.

01:48:52.000 Like in India, if you do a movie, you know, Bollywood, it's like $10 to rent a stand for a light.

01:48:59.000 It's $1 to have a person do it.

01:49:02.000 So in a lot of the movies, they just have humans holding lights because humans are cheaper than sticks.

01:49:08.000 Now, America's not that far off.

01:49:10.000 We've got plenty of cheap labor floating around, especially if you want to have a crackhead do stuff, like eat a piece of shit or jump off a building under a mattress.

01:49:21.000 But I think it's much more likely they'll be used as land warfare drones.

01:49:25.000 I was watching this video from Boston Dynamics and started thinking if they put guns on these things and put a kid raised on first-person shooter games in control of it, we are fucked.

01:49:32.000 If our government could raid domestic terrorists and take their guns without risk of loss in their life, their side will win on a massive scale.

01:49:40.000 The video's attached.

01:49:41.000 That's an interesting point, Dave.

01:49:42.000 I think there's a CGI still.

01:49:46.000 It still hits that CGI.

01:49:48.000 It does have some CGI vibes.

01:49:50.000 Yeah, the fucking movement.

01:49:51.000 They have not figured it out yet.

01:49:53.000 And like the whole camera shaking thing is like an After Effects program.

01:49:57.000 Because you could have like a...

01:49:59.000 But the camera's not shaking.

01:50:00.000 You could mimic camera movement.

01:50:02.000 The camera's perfectly smooth.

01:50:04.000 It's not perfectly stable before.

01:50:05.000 Yes, it is.

01:50:06.000 Really?

01:50:06.000 I thought I saw some movement there.

01:50:08.000 I mean, besides the panning.

01:50:10.000 Like, when it's.

01:50:12.000 If anything, the opposite is true.

01:50:14.000 It's panning too well.

01:50:16.000 To be real.

01:50:18.000 Yeah, look at those shadows.

01:50:19.000 Yeah, yeah, that's CGI.

01:50:21.000 It's CGI.

01:50:23.000 And what does it say at the bottom?

01:50:24.000 What are the comments?

01:50:25.000 What are the down votes?

01:50:27.000 Yeah, that's so obviously CGI.

01:50:29.000 24,000.

01:50:30.000 I see Terminators in our future.

01:50:32.000 Everyone's falling.

01:50:33.000 Everyone's so dumb these days.

01:50:35.000 Go put the dollar sign on the other side of the numbers, commenters.

01:50:39.000 Go put the percentage in front of the number.

01:50:41.000 I want to be this happy.

01:50:48.000 Cavo and bye guy.

01:50:50.000 Thought of a funny t-shirt idea.

01:50:51.000 Again, I think you won't be a snake, you'll be a snake.

01:50:55.000 And I'm like a girls' record collection, no rush.

01:50:58.000 Although I'm kind of worried if I write it in the rush font, it's like saying I hate rush.

01:51:02.000 I don't hate rush.

01:51:03.000 Girls do. 0.98

01:51:04.000 I like rush.

01:51:05.000 That was a concert I saw recently.

01:51:07.000 I think it was at Madison Square Garden.

01:51:09.000 There was not a woman to be seen.

01:51:12.000 When I say recently, I mean 10 years ago.

01:51:13.000 I did not see one woman in a stadium of maybe 80,000 men.

01:51:18.000 And it was weird.

01:51:19.000 They had trailer park boys come on, and they had a dishwasher. 0.85

01:51:23.000 Some guy came out on stage.

01:51:25.000 I have no fucking idea how they did this.

01:51:27.000 He did his laundry.

01:51:29.000 So you have to have a hot and cold hose connected there. 0.56

01:51:34.000 How long, where was that coming from?

01:51:38.000 Like a sink in the basement?

01:51:40.000 Where'd you get the hot and cold?

01:51:43.000 I'm sure the nearest bathroom is probably like 500 feet away.

01:51:48.000 So you have 500 feet of hose you carry?

01:51:52.000 That's a lot of hose. 1.00

01:51:53.000 That's a lot of hose. 1.00

01:51:55.000 That's more hose than a little pee video. 1.00

01:51:58.000 Barking Alex Lyson's up there fucking ripping the sword.

01:52:00.000 Oh, I know why they did this.

01:52:01.000 Do you remember this?

01:52:02.000 The Trailer Park boys wanted to see Rush, and they couldn't get tickets, so they kidnapped the guitarist and demanded that they won't release him until they get tickets to the show.

01:52:14.000 Oh, no, then they snuck in.

01:52:16.000 They snuck in through the sewers and they came out of the sewer on the other side.

01:52:25.000 You told me he was prison.

01:52:26.000 But he got pissed off me saying, oh, you kidnapped me.

01:52:28.000 And it wasn't kidnapping, so if he's going to say I kidnapped him, I'm going to call him a male prostitute. 0.93

01:52:32.000 Where are we?

01:52:33.000 Fucking best trailer park in the goddamn world right here.

01:52:35.000 Good people, good friends, and we're going to fucking see a little show.

01:52:40.000 But the first thing I want to do is make it clear, this is not kidnapping, okay?

01:52:43.000 I'm totally kidnapping.

01:52:44.000 This is not fucking kidnap.

01:52:45.000 I'm totally kidnapping.

01:52:46.000 I'm born here for a little bit to play a little concert back at the trailer park.

01:52:48.000 We don't do that kind of stuff.

01:52:49.000 That made me homesick.

01:52:50.000 You know what I love about Canada is the prime minister to the biggest rock star in the history of the country to a guy in the trailer park all have the same accent. 0.97

01:53:00.000 Right.

01:53:00.000 Holy crap, you're right.

01:53:01.000 Fucking, hey, what's going on?

01:53:03.000 So anyways, I'm the president.

01:53:05.000 Oh, fuck.

01:53:06.000 What am I talking about?

01:53:06.000 Prime Minister, fuck.

01:53:08.000 I'm the prime minister of the country, and I was talking to that fucking black dude. 1.00

01:53:11.000 What's his fucking name there?

01:53:12.000 Oh, no, it's not the black dude anymore, right? 1.00

01:53:14.000 It's his like sidekick there, fucking Joe.

01:53:17.000 Talking to that guy, he doesn't know where the fuck he is.

01:53:20.000 I asked him where Canada was.

01:53:21.000 He said nearby.

01:53:24.000 You believe that shit?

01:53:25.000 Fucking nearby, fuck.

01:53:26.000 Anyway, he's fucking fucked the pipeline right up the ass.

01:53:30.000 And I don't know what I'm going to do.

01:53:32.000 Nearby.

01:53:32.000 My fucking, my peeps are pissed.

01:53:36.000 All right.

01:53:37.000 Two more.

01:53:38.000 Gavo and Bygai, thought of a funny t-shirt idea.

01:53:40.000 Let me know what you think.

01:53:41.000 Hey, blank, keep it down.

01:53:43.000 We are in a movie theater.

01:53:45.000 Hey, blankers, keep it down.

01:53:47.000 We're in a movie theater.

01:53:48.000 One may be a little more subtle than the other.

01:53:50.000 Thanks, Adam.

01:53:51.000 You have to wear it in a movie theater though?

01:53:53.000 For that gift.

01:53:53.000 I remember we were pitching Comedy Central, and that was my job for like two years.

01:53:59.000 I would pitch comedy shows.

01:54:01.000 They would get not picked up, but they get the pilot okayed, which is like 45 grand.

01:54:05.000 And it's nothing because it's 22 minutes, so it's 22 pages.

01:54:09.000 Ease peas.

01:54:10.000 I could write one in like two days.

01:54:12.000 And then they would never get picked up because I guess I'm not good enough at that job.

01:54:16.000 But we were pitching this thing that the production company made us pitch, which was about straight hairdressers like your dad.

01:54:22.000 Nothing wrong with that.

01:54:23.000 Nothing wrong with that.

01:54:23.000 It was based on the Warren Beattie movie where he's a hairdresser and he gets tons of pussy.

01:54:27.000 So it was like three guys who take over their dad's hair salon just to get laid.

01:54:32.000 But while we were going to all the different places, we became obsessed with Quado from True Lies, is it?

01:54:39.000 No.

01:54:40.000 Oh, fucking.

01:54:41.000 Total recall.

01:54:42.000 Total recall.

01:54:43.000 Quado on Michael Sarah.

01:54:46.000 And we pitched Keith What's his name?

01:54:49.000 The head of Comedy Central.

01:54:50.000 I think he's still there.

01:54:51.000 He's the guy behind Comedy Central.

01:54:52.000 So he's a quality dude, which was rare at Comedy Central.

01:54:54.000 Quado D-Dude?

01:54:55.000 The previous woman, previous person who ran it was some cunt who just happened to be in sales when they blew up. 1.00

01:55:01.000 So she became the head of Comedy Central. 0.66

01:55:03.000 They used to call her the killer of comedy. 1.00

01:55:05.000 But anyway, Keith, what's his name?

01:55:06.000 What's his name?

01:55:07.000 Head of Comedy Central?

01:55:09.000 So we sit there and we go, we do the Quatto pitch. 0.75

01:55:11.000 We go, before we're going to do our real pitch, we're going to do, give you a free gift.

01:55:17.000 And so we pitch Quatto with Michael Sarah.

01:55:19.000 And Quatto's like, Ken Alterman was his name.

01:55:23.000 Quatto's like gone out and he has people that want to kick his ass because he owes them money and he has prostitutes, you know, that he knows. 0.60

01:55:31.000 And Michael Sarah has no idea how, when that happened because he's always been part of his body.

01:55:35.000 And then Quatto also helps Michael get some fucking balls.

01:55:39.000 I still think it's a good pitch, actually.

01:55:41.000 We know that dude.

01:55:43.000 What's his name?

01:55:44.000 Marshall?

01:55:46.000 That actor?

01:55:46.000 That actor.

01:55:47.000 He was the dad in Standby Me.

01:55:49.000 He goes to the Alex Jones thing.

01:55:51.000 The Brambles.

01:55:53.000 Yeah.

01:55:53.000 Oh, that's awesome.

01:55:54.000 Marshall Weathers?

01:55:55.000 I like that guy.

01:55:56.000 Yeah, he goes to that thing that Alex Jones is obsessed with.

01:56:00.000 Oh, Bohemian Grove.

01:56:01.000 Bohemian Grove.

01:56:02.000 He goes to Bohemian Grove.

01:56:03.000 He's been going for years.

01:56:04.000 Marshall Weathers.

01:56:05.000 Marshall Weathers.

01:56:05.000 And he's like, I don't know what Alex is talking about.

01:56:07.000 It's fun.

01:56:08.000 There's like, sometimes they get prostitutes and they tell dirty jokes and there's entertainment and we just sit by this, by this cave on this big dinner table eating the greatest steak you've ever had in your life.

01:56:18.000 I was like, I need to get in on that.

01:56:21.000 And he made it clear that it was going to be like a five-year process of us being best friends.

01:56:26.000 I don't live in LA.

01:56:27.000 I don't see it happening.

01:56:28.000 Maybe there's like a normie section to let people think it's edgy and then there's a real section.

01:56:32.000 Anyway, we gave him the quado pitch and after we're done, he goes, okay, thank you for that gift.

01:56:39.000 Let's hear the real pitch.

01:56:42.000 And that's how I feel when I get, hey, blank, keep it down.

01:56:44.000 We're in a movie theater.

01:56:45.000 That idea sucks, Adam.

01:56:48.000 And final email.

01:56:52.000 For Ryan.

01:56:53.000 You've heard of truck nuts.

01:56:55.000 Well, how about crock balls?

01:56:58.000 Yeah.

01:56:59.000 Well, I see them, and that's nice, but that's obscene.

01:57:02.000 1,000 years from now, when humans are extinct, this artifact will probably be found by aliens and define humanity.

01:57:11.000 All right, let's get to the final vid.

01:57:28.000 We're out of time.

01:57:30.000 I only got one left.

01:57:32.000 I'm gonna go with 66. 0.58

01:57:36.000 I can't believe no one's done this before.

01:57:38.000 It's fucking brilliant.

01:57:39.000 I want to marry the chick who did this. 1.00

01:57:42.000 She is screwing. 1.00

01:57:44.000 Women are not often funny, but this woman is hilarious and innovative. 1.00

01:57:59.000 Oh, my God.

01:58:07.000 Wow.

01:58:08.000 Wow.

01:58:09.000 Oh, my God.

01:58:12.000 I found out who did it, too.

01:58:13.000 6'7.

01:58:14.000 She is.

01:58:14.000 Quality broad and a fucking smoke show.

01:58:17.000 No wonder he's smooching her in bed every second he gets.

01:58:22.000 She is something.

01:58:23.000 Scroll down?

01:58:24.000 She looked better before.

01:58:27.000 Look at this little piece.

01:58:30.000 But the next thing is that I should do with this tens unit.

01:58:34.000 Last time I put it on my face.

01:58:36.000 So this time, you guys said, put it on my arms and try to brush my teeth.

01:58:40.000 So that's what I'm going to do.

01:58:41.000 She's like a...

01:58:42.000 It's a Puerto Rican mom. 0.99

01:58:44.000 That's a Puerto Rican, like 6.8.

01:58:47.000 6.6.

01:58:48.000 You're weird.

01:58:50.000 You're weird.

01:58:51.000 So so far I have her.

01:58:54.000 And so far I got on 11 and 13.

01:58:56.000 Let me turn this one up to 10.

01:58:58.000 What a fun broad.

01:58:59.000 She cooks well.

01:59:02.000 Problem with Puerto Ricans is they dump you if you're not sexist. 1.00

01:59:06.000 I know a lot of guys who are married to Puerto Ricans and Dominicans, and they started being cool and like, no, go back.

01:59:13.000 I have a boner.

01:59:15.000 That's why I left.

01:59:21.000 You're just over here falling in love with this bud.

01:59:23.000 I can't let this play.

01:59:26.000 Laughing at her cute Lantics. 0.99

01:59:27.000 No.

01:59:28.000 What's the next one?

01:59:29.000 I don't know.

01:59:30.000 Hey, 50% of couples get divorced.

01:59:32.000 I need some plan B's in case I get dumped.

01:59:39.000 Look at that ass. 1.00

01:59:42.000 It's insane.

01:59:44.000 Let me see the other one with her scrubs. 1.00

01:59:47.000 Oh my God.

01:59:47.000 If she got camo pants on a rock with high-heeled boots on, they're not known for their...

01:59:52.000 What the fuck?

01:59:57.000 That ass should come with a warning. 1.00

02:00:00.000 Do you think her eyes are smoky?

02:00:02.000 Wait, let me see the chamo, though.

02:00:03.000 That'll help me get over her.

02:00:04.000 What's chymo?

02:00:05.000 Camo.

02:00:06.000 I was something in my mouth.

02:00:08.000 What is stung?

02:00:09.000 That outfit is retarded. 1.00

02:00:11.000 You're going on a hike in your stilettos?

02:00:14.000 I'm a military.

02:00:15.000 Thank you for breaking the spell.

02:00:16.000 I can get on with my life.

02:00:19.000 So that's it, folks.

02:00:20.000 The rise of the tattletales is the theme of this show.

02:00:24.000 There's real shit going on in the world.

02:00:26.000 We're headed for an economic collapse as Joe turns up the spending to the trillions.

02:00:33.000 That means a crash.

02:00:34.000 That means inflation.

02:00:36.000 I think we're going to have a hot market for a year of people spending, getting out of COVID, getting free money, and then nothing's free.

02:00:43.000 No such thing as a free lunch.

02:00:45.000 Crash in a year from now.

02:00:47.000 And then the woke politics won't seem quite as fun.

02:00:51.000 And these tattletale reporters will go broke because there's no real market in this.

02:00:56.000 I mean, it does get an initial click, but it's dirty.

02:00:59.000 And people are turning off the news now because you're following around some guys that were at a Canada Day thing five years ago and tattletaling them, tattletailing on them.

02:01:09.000 The stasi can't last.

02:01:10.000 Communism can't last.

02:01:12.000 Americans don't like it.

02:01:14.000 So we're headed off a cliff like Thelma and Louise.

02:01:18.000 But some of us can survive the impact.

02:01:20.000 I'm hoping it's you and me and not them.

02:01:23.000 Get fired.

02:01:24.000 Get in trouble.

02:01:25.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 09, 2021

S03E71 - RISE OF THE TATTLETALES

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