Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E74 - THE LEFT IS CRINGE

00:00:02.000 The TV for New York I'm from New York, it's Get On I One with Gavin Devin The

00:01:31.000 sun is on the rise And the streets are full of It's here in the New York People getting pushed on the train track Trap eyes almost every day It's here in the new That was our boy Hallowed whose hair is too long but is a very talented musician and We're a fan of his He's my boy.

00:06:36.000 and so obviously his intent was benign he was just saying this the time this woman said that word, was it in a song or was it a book title or was she saying it maliciously?

00:06:45.000 And if it was malicious, she deserved to be canceled.

00:06:48.000 I disagree with that.

00:06:50.000 I actually don't care what your intent is.

00:06:53.000 So if you are using the N-word to say the worst things in the world, well, I'm not a fan of you.

00:06:59.000 I disagree, but I don't think you should be penalized.

00:07:02.000 If free speech was only, the only time you could say bad things in free speech is if your intent was good, then it's not free speech.

00:07:08.000 Now we're all still saying goodness.

00:07:10.000 Free speech includes bad.

00:07:12.000 You have to take the crunchy with the smooth, obviously.

00:07:16.000 Anyway, in this book, Greg really focuses on campuses and is there a solution, how they're getting worse and worse.

00:07:24.000 He gives a lot of specific examples, like the free speech wall that happened at Pepperdine University that was torn down by students less than 24 hours after it went up.

00:07:35.000 One thing, I had dinner with Greg once.

00:07:37.000 He cuts all his food up before he eats it.

00:07:43.000 I don't like that.

00:07:44.000 Not a fan of that.

00:07:46.000 That's one bad thing about him.

00:07:49.000 But yeah, one of the few good guys left, a classical liberal, I'd call him.

00:07:55.000 And that's a fun book.

00:07:56.000 And it makes you an expert, by the way.

00:07:58.000 It's fun to be an expert.

00:08:00.000 Parlor is back up.

00:08:02.000 I tested it today.

00:08:04.000 My test thing went through.

00:08:06.000 Milo told me he's banned.

00:08:09.000 He was banned for calling for the hanging of homosexuals.

00:08:12.000 Oh, my God.

00:08:14.000 Now, his intent is pretty ambiguous in that sense, because he's cloaked in so many layers of irony.

00:08:23.000 We can't really tell where the joke starts and where his sincerity lies.

00:08:28.000 I mean, he is a homosexual. 1.00

00:08:30.000 So if they were to be hanged, and it's hanged, not hung, things would be bad for him and his gay husband who puts his penis up Milo's butt. 0.63

00:08:40.000 But I think he's sort of acknowledging that we overrate homosexuals and put them on a pedestal.

00:08:48.000 And it is a sin.

00:08:50.000 Drinking is a sin.

00:08:51.000 I drink.

00:08:54.000 I have nipples, Greg.

00:08:55.000 Can you milk me?

00:08:57.000 I got nipples too, Greg.

00:08:58.000 Can you milk me?

00:08:59.000 That's not my jinxy.

00:09:01.000 The left is my exit.

00:09:02.000 I just put that one up.

00:09:04.000 And then before that, it said test, test.

00:09:06.000 Oh, did the test come up?

00:09:10.000 I don't see that one.

00:09:11.000 Scroll down.

00:09:12.000 Oh, yeah, it did.

00:09:13.000 And then nothing else.

00:09:15.000 So it's deleted all your old ones, but you still get all your followers.

00:09:19.000 The write-up is still the same.

00:09:21.000 So that'll be fun.

00:09:22.000 I guess get back on that.

00:09:25.000 Although I know if I mention Proud Boys or do anything remotely controversial, I'll be gone.

00:09:32.000 Texas is cold.

00:09:34.000 This is my favorite meme going around about Texas.

00:09:37.000 And by the way, we'll end the show with a lot of people wiping out on the ice because that's always fun to watch.

00:09:42.000 One, two.

00:09:43.000 Look at this.

00:09:44.000 A helicopter running on fossil fuels spraying a chemical made from fossil fuels onto a wind turbine made with fossil fuels during an ice storm is awesome.

00:09:54.000 They don't work.

00:09:56.000 They are a waste of money and they cost a whole lot of coal and oil to create.

00:10:02.000 And they're ugly.

00:10:04.000 There's nothing that breaks up a beautiful view of pastoral nature than a bunch of fucking giant steel fans.

00:10:12.000 They look like a prize you get at the fair.

00:10:17.000 They need lots of oil.

00:10:18.000 Whoops.

00:10:20.000 Same with electric cars, guys.

00:10:22.000 They need a lot of coal.

00:10:24.000 And your non-fossil fuel solutions have not saved Texas in this cold, although they're all sitting in warm homes right now.

00:10:32.000 Thanks to coal and oil, which Biden doesn't want to get you.

00:10:37.000 He wants Warren Buffett's trains to ship it to you.

00:10:40.000 What a fucking mess, eh?

00:10:44.000 So yeah.

00:10:46.000 Newspaper today, like New York is just...

00:10:49.000 Cuomo's the governor of New York State.

00:10:52.000 But him and de Blasio, who hate each other's guts, by the way, like a lot of petty thieves, petty criminals, they don't like each other.

00:10:59.000 They really sum up New York, New York.

00:11:03.000 And he's responded to these allegations, not allegations, to these factual, Jesus Christ, what's the matter with my shit brain?

00:11:16.000 Summaries of what happened with him and the nursing homes.

00:11:20.000 He fucking murdered people.

00:11:23.000 Just like that woman whose sign says, Cuomo killed my parents.

00:11:26.000 This is no longer a controversial view.

00:11:28.000 He said, oh, there's been about 8,000 dead.

00:11:30.000 No, there's not.

00:11:31.000 There's at least 13,000.

00:11:32.000 And then he goes, well, we were in a position where we weren't sure if what we were going to give the Department of Justice or what we're going to give you guys, what we start saying was going to be used against us.

00:11:43.000 Yeah, it should have been used against you.

00:11:46.000 People were dying.

00:11:48.000 While we weren't sure if there was going to be an investigation, DeRosa said in the Wednesday call.

00:11:53.000 So I lied to you because I didn't want to get in trouble.

00:11:55.000 Yeah, I don't care.

00:11:56.000 And this is another thing I don't like.

00:11:57.000 Still won't say he's sorry.

00:11:59.000 I feel like as a Canadian Brit, this is something that I have trouble understanding, even after two decades of here, of being here.

00:12:05.000 I don't give a fuck if Ted Bundy is sorry.

00:12:10.000 I don't care if he showed remorse in the courtroom.

00:12:14.000 Totally uninteresting to me.

00:12:16.000 What's the evidence?

00:12:17.000 What are the facts?

00:12:18.000 It's sort of like this woman here who ripped off a bunch of people, a bunch of rich people. 1.00

00:12:23.000 She said she was a German heiress and they went on these fancy vacations and then she had agreed to pay half, but then she didn't pay.

00:12:28.000 Okay, well, sue her then or something. 0.98

00:12:30.000 Well, she tried to get a $22 million bank loan. 0.98

00:12:34.000 Okay.

00:12:34.000 I could walk into a bank.

00:12:35.000 Can I have $22 million?

00:12:36.000 No.

00:12:37.000 Okay, bye.

00:12:38.000 I mean, you need collateral.

00:12:42.000 You need to have something that the bank can sell for $22 million if you're going to borrow $22 million.

00:12:50.000 You can't just borrow $22 million.

00:12:52.000 So she went to jail. 0.81

00:12:53.000 She was supposed to get four to 12 years.

00:12:56.000 She ended up doing two.

00:12:58.000 And then she goes, I was a celebrity in prison.

00:12:59.000 Bitch, you went to jail for lying. 1.00

00:13:01.000 I don't fucking care what you say.

00:13:03.000 You were lying.

00:13:05.000 You're a repeat offender.

00:13:06.000 I'm sure you were.

00:13:07.000 Yeah, you're just lying again.

00:13:08.000 This recidivism.

00:13:10.000 But this goes back to this free speech theme of the show and New York in general, is that lying is not a crime.

00:13:15.000 It just is a waste of time.

00:13:18.000 And that rhymes.

00:13:19.000 Damn, Dr. Seuss.

00:13:21.000 This is the guy.

00:13:22.000 Regrets of A-Train murder suspect's family.

00:13:25.000 Wish we left him in jail.

00:13:27.000 New York is a fucking shithole.

00:13:29.000 Irredeemable.

00:13:31.000 And we don't have law and order.

00:13:32.000 So it's one thing to have a pandemic where everything's shut down, everyone's broke.

00:13:36.000 It's another thing to have no mental institutions, but we have no justice system.

00:13:42.000 So criminals just murder with impunity.

00:13:44.000 And most of them are brutally mentally ill. 0.54

00:13:47.000 We'll do a racism segment.

00:13:49.000 There's a lot of fatherlessness too.

00:13:50.000 Like this black kid who beat up a white boy and stole his bike.

00:13:54.000 I'm sure that's fatherlessness.

00:13:56.000 But this guy with the plastic bags for shoes, I mean, he's just a lunatic murderer who should be in a mental institution.

00:14:03.000 He should be cared for.

00:14:08.000 But I sent you these pictures separately.

00:14:10.000 Warning alert.

00:14:11.000 We have pictures of his victim.

00:14:13.000 We haven't done a real show in a long time, so we're catching up on some what is in today's media considered ancient news, but is really from like three days ago.

00:14:22.000 But first, there's the news item, right?

00:14:25.000 So he stabbed two people at either end of the A-train.

00:14:29.000 Where does the A-train go again?

00:14:32.000 Uptown, downtown, like the west side?

00:14:35.000 Yeah, closer to the west side.

00:14:39.000 And the picture, look away if you're eating.

00:14:42.000 You're not going to be happy you've seen this.

00:14:44.000 But we have a picture of one of his victims.

00:14:47.000 And it looks like it's an art piece in the Louvre.

00:14:51.000 Like this could be...

00:14:53.000 This could be a sculpture.

00:14:55.000 I mean, you don't really think how much blood is in our bodies until it gets stabbed out of you.

00:15:01.000 Look at that.

00:15:02.000 It almost doesn't register as real to me.

00:15:04.000 I'm just...

00:15:04.000 No, it looks like art.

00:15:07.000 And doesn't that mean that the cops took a real long time to get there?

00:15:12.000 I mean, even if I was pouring that from a beer, first of all, it's a fucking 2-4, eh?

00:15:19.000 You'd have to fucking put a keyhole in there.

00:15:21.000 That's not a six-pack.

00:15:22.000 That's a 2-4.

00:15:23.000 It takes a long time to pour out a 2-4.

00:15:26.000 But I guess the train just kept going back and forth.

00:15:29.000 Imagine the horror when you're on the late-night train and you open up that door.

00:15:33.000 Yeah.

00:15:37.000 They have cameras on the subway, too.

00:15:39.000 There'll be footage coming from there, most likely.

00:15:43.000 I don't want to see it.

00:15:44.000 I noticed that.

00:15:45.000 Dude, I'm on all these ghetto Instagrams and it's not good.

00:15:49.000 I'm watching the black community treat each other like human garbage and murder each other. 1.00

00:15:55.000 Every day I wake up and I watch seven black men get murdered.

00:15:59.000 And it's just so remorseless.

00:16:02.000 I don't even know.

00:16:03.000 I don't know if it's gang warfare.

00:16:05.000 This is like black and white camera footage, but like shooting him after he's down.

00:16:08.000 We won't show any, don't worry.

00:16:10.000 But just like going up to someone, what's up, man?

00:16:13.000 And sometimes the guy will stand there like, what a bitch. 1.00

00:16:15.000 Like he doesn't think his life matters.

00:16:16.000 I'm looking at it going, run.

00:16:19.000 Yeah.

00:16:20.000 And then and the way they fall back when they've been shot in the head, it's just like the life is instantly erased.

00:16:25.000 It's like someone turned the off switch, which they did.

00:16:27.000 And you just think, Jesus Christ.

00:16:29.000 The way they react to the people around it, like, oh, he shot him.

00:16:32.000 It's like they're not scared at all.

00:16:34.000 Well, sometimes they'll go up to the shooter.

00:16:36.000 What the fuck, man?

00:16:37.000 You shot my boy.

00:16:38.000 Okay, pew.

00:16:39.000 And then remember that one woman, she was like live streaming it and her friend got shot in the ass.

00:16:44.000 She's like, yo, they shot her.

00:16:46.000 Oh, yeah.

00:16:46.000 And they come up to her later.

00:16:48.000 They're laughing about it.

00:16:49.000 So looking at all this crap, you probably think, you know, New York City transit staff riding on edge, scared by surging violence.

00:16:56.000 You think New York is over.

00:16:58.000 You think it's a death trap.

00:17:00.000 You think there's no future for New York.

00:17:02.000 You worry about Shirlene McRae, the boss of de Blasio, his bitch wife, gremlin woman, who has usurped. 1.00

00:17:11.000 What are you doing?

00:17:12.000 Show me the footage of New York.

00:17:14.000 Oh, yes.

00:17:15.000 Shit for brains.

00:17:18.000 You worry about the almost billion dollars Bill de Blasio gave her to fix the city, of which we've seen nothing but terribleness.

00:17:27.000 You see the Freedom Tower there.

00:17:30.000 This is, of course, looking from Jersey.

00:17:32.000 And you start to think, the city's irredeemably lost.

00:17:37.000 It's unequivocally gone.

00:17:42.000 It is irrefutably finished.

00:17:46.000 And you think there's no hope.

00:17:48.000 And maybe if there was a team of economists and scientists or someone that could save this, maybe.

00:17:57.000 But what are Charlene's priorities? 0.88

00:17:59.000 I assume it's her friends.

00:18:02.000 There's the cops.

00:18:03.000 That's the NYC transit staff.

00:18:07.000 Scared of the surge.

00:18:09.000 But I have some good news.

00:18:11.000 There's some light at the end of the tunnel.

00:18:13.000 I want to show you that De Blasio and Shirlene have a plan, and it involves their friends.

00:18:22.000 Let's check out the future of New York City.

00:18:24.000 The Phoenix is about to rise from the ashes, my friends.

00:18:34.000 You said New York couldn't thrive?

00:18:36.000 You said Shirlene McRae wasted $850 million killing New York and not helping it to thrive? 1.00

00:18:42.000 Well, we got news for you.

00:18:43.000 DiBlasio's got a plan.

00:18:45.000 Check it out, you guys.

00:18:47.000 That's him right there.

00:18:47.000 Look at him breathing the cold air.

00:18:51.000 Music.

00:18:54.000 We need a recovery that brings back the life and the heart and the energy of this city and that everyone gets to be a part of.

00:19:01.000 And we're going to do that.

00:19:02.000 We're going to really bring back the heart and soul of New York City.

00:19:04.000 We need our arts and culture back and we need people to see it and feel it, to participate in it.

00:19:09.000 Here's the conundrum that I think Shirlene and de Blasio had.

00:19:13.000 We want to help New York.

00:19:15.000 We don't know anything about economics or science and COVID and all that stuff, but we love the arts.

00:19:21.000 We have unlimited money.

00:19:22.000 How much did Shirlene have?

00:19:23.000 $800 million for Thrive?

00:19:26.000 So let's find it.

00:19:27.000 My friends.

00:19:27.000 I know a Harlem dance troupe.

00:19:29.000 That's multicultural.

00:19:30.000 You see, it has to be multicultural.

00:19:32.000 It can't just be a bunch of boring old white economists saying and scientists saying it'd be perfectly normal to open up everything.

00:19:38.000 You'll be fine.

00:19:39.000 They can't do that.

00:19:40.000 They have to use their friends, and their friends do this.

00:19:42.000 So, this is how De Blasio is bringing New York City culture back with open culture.

00:19:50.000 You want a permit?

00:19:51.000 You got one.

00:19:52.000 And you can dance in the streets.

00:19:54.000 No, I'm not kidding.

00:19:56.000 The essence of New York City has not been defeated by the coronavirus, but will come back strong in 2021.

00:20:03.000 Month after month in 2021, as you see the city come back to life, culture will lead the way.

00:20:08.000 Open culture is another step towards the recovery for our CD.

00:20:12.000 He's another friend of Starlines who checks all the boxes.

00:20:16.000 He's gay and Hispanic, and he loves dancing, and he's six feet apart from everyone. 0.99

00:20:21.000 You'll notice everyone is six feet apart.

00:20:24.000 115 street locations in all five borders, and he brings stages to our neighbors.

00:20:29.000 I'm assuming culture.

00:20:30.000 I don't know for a fact.

00:20:31.000 He has a gay face and a gay coat on to the heart of our neighbors and give artists, culture institutions, and creatives a place to showcase their talents as they recover from the pandemic.

00:20:43.000 Our cultural community is our conscience.

00:20:45.000 Our cultural community is our hope.

00:20:47.000 And our identity as New Yorkers.

00:20:52.000 So go to nyc.cov slash open culture.

00:20:56.000 You can get a permit there to dance.

00:20:58.000 Say you're a painter.

00:20:59.000 Go there, get a painting permit, and you can paint on your canvas on the streets.

00:21:03.000 They'll put a little area out.

00:21:05.000 People can enjoy that.

00:21:06.000 Say you do beatboxing.

00:21:08.000 Say you're a rapper.

00:21:09.000 You could have a little mini concert, assuming everyone is six feet apart.

00:21:12.000 To be honest, I think dance is probably the best one because you can spread people out and it's going to save New York.

00:21:18.000 So don't shit on this city.

00:21:19.000 It's still got a lot of life in it.

00:21:21.000 And I wouldn't be surprised if they get at least seven permits for people who want to dance the middle of an alleyway, kind of a parking lot thing.

00:21:37.000 That's my theory.

00:21:39.000 Dubazi said, we need to do something.

00:21:41.000 And like, I like the guy, the owner of my gym.

00:21:44.000 His thing is like, here's the deal.

00:21:46.000 Sherlane is a cunt. 1.00

00:21:49.000 And he lives in constant fear of her.

00:21:51.000 So he goes, happy wife, happy life.

00:21:53.000 He does whatever the fuck she says.

00:21:55.000 And she says stupid shit. 1.00

00:21:56.000 So she said, give me $800 million to thrive.

00:22:00.000 Oh, way more, isn't it?

00:22:02.000 $1.25 billion.

00:22:03.000 Oh, it's up to $1.25 billion now?

00:22:11.000 Okay.

00:22:12.000 So it's gone up about 400 mil since I last checked in.

00:22:16.000 Nothing.

00:22:17.000 No results.

00:22:19.000 Right?

00:22:19.000 So then she goes, I have an idea.

00:22:21.000 I have this girl, Tessa, what's her name?

00:22:25.000 Treya Fisher.

00:22:27.000 She's up in Harlem.

00:22:29.000 And she has a dance troupe.

00:22:32.000 Is there anything stupider than dance?

00:22:34.000 What are you doing?

00:22:37.000 Like, look at those pictures.

00:22:40.000 What are you doing?

00:22:41.000 What is that?

00:22:42.000 Why are you doing that?

00:22:44.000 Why are you jumping like that?

00:22:47.000 What does that do?

00:22:49.000 I think it's really important for artists to give back.

00:22:52.000 No matter what you have, we all have gifts that we can pass on to the next generation.

00:22:55.000 I don't want you to gift.

00:22:56.000 It's useless.

00:22:57.000 I am all about artists giving back.

00:23:00.000 Giving back?

00:23:01.000 What?

00:23:01.000 Free dancing?

00:23:04.000 Why are your arms like that?

00:23:07.000 You're like Alyssa Tan who hasn't taken her meds in the elevator.

00:23:12.000 Okay, thanks for that one.

00:23:15.000 I was dying to find her with Sherlane.

00:23:18.000 I couldn't find it, though.

00:23:20.000 But the odds of them being friends are pretty fucking high.

00:23:24.000 So who goes to this?

00:23:26.000 Like, I understand ballet, I guess, and it makes people feel rich and fancy.

00:23:32.000 But like normal dance, and if it's not part of a musical, and musicals are worse than AIDS. 0.68

00:23:37.000 But why?

00:23:38.000 What are you doing?

00:23:40.000 Help me out here.

00:23:42.000 She's just a fucking useless retard. 1.00

00:23:44.000 Affirmative action is what got her this gig to showcase open culture. 1.00

00:23:50.000 It's called open culture, this new plan to have free dancing in the streets.

00:23:54.000 Free dancing is de Blasio, and ideally, I mean, inevitably, Shirlane's plan.

00:24:01.000 Free dancing.

00:24:03.000 This is going to happen in over 700 locations.

00:24:06.000 Oh, and that gay Hispanic dude who says Barcelona, he's from Argentina. 0.95

00:24:11.000 Argentina is richer than America per capita.

00:24:14.000 It's doing great.

00:24:15.000 ABC are the successful countries in South America.

00:24:18.000 Argentina, Brazil, Chile.

00:24:21.000 So he went to architecture school.

00:24:23.000 He's a rich white male.

00:24:24.000 But because he's arguably Hispanic, kinda, he's no Mexican and gay, then he's part of the commission. 0.86

00:24:32.000 And this is what I've been thinking about affirmative action here.

00:24:35.000 It does two things by ignoring meritocracy.

00:24:38.000 One is we hire you because of your race and your gender or your lisp or whatever the fuck, your gayness, your big gay face. 0.99

00:24:48.000 That doesn't mean anything.

00:24:49.000 That is dance in words, you rich white male.

00:24:56.000 It does two things.

00:24:58.000 It hires someone who's not necessarily the best person for the job, which is insane.

00:25:02.000 And we see this all over the place.

00:25:04.000 The fire department is rife with women who could not lift me. 1.00

00:25:07.000 They couldn't lift fucking little tiny baby Ryan pants. 1.00

00:25:09.000 I knew my name was following that.

00:25:12.000 Let alone me.

00:25:12.000 I weighed 196 pounds.

00:25:14.000 They could not lift me out of a burning building.

00:25:16.000 I guarantee it.

00:25:17.000 And then we have female cops where these young black men, these six-foot-tall teenagers, are just like, get your fucking hands off me. 1.00

00:25:22.000 And they run away.

00:25:24.000 Back into the projects where no one will find them.

00:25:27.000 So that's one bummer with it.

00:25:29.000 But here's the other thing.

00:25:31.000 When it's a position of power, you feel obligated to pay back not just the literal donors who gave you money, like Soros, but you feel obligated to pay back the system, the philosophy that puts you there.

00:25:42.000 For example, if I was running for mayor of, I mean, mayor, editor of New York Times, and the National American Scottish Association put billions of dollars into it, that's what it would probably take, by the way, and they got me in, I'm sitting there,

00:25:58.000 and I'm not going to lie, I would feel Obligated to showcase Scottish things.

00:26:02.000 Maybe have a free showing of Braveheart.

00:26:04.000 Maybe shit on some English people.

00:26:06.000 Sweep them under the rug.

00:26:08.000 Fuck the queen. 1.00

00:26:10.000 Fuck the fuck the queen. 1.00

00:26:12.000 See how she's a weak gun. 0.83

00:26:14.000 You know, in Leadhill, Scotland, which was a mining town, they'd find a lot of lead, but they'd find a lot of gold.

00:26:20.000 And the law in Scotland is all gold must go to the queen.

00:26:24.000 If you find gold, it has to go directly to the queen.

00:26:26.000 Imagine the cuck you'd have to be to do that. 0.83

00:26:28.000 So they didn't want to do that.

00:26:29.000 So what they would do is local jewelers would make them rings and gold chains.

00:26:33.000 So you'd have these miners who are 70 years old, M-I-N-E-E-R-S, dumbass. 1.00

00:26:38.000 And they'd look like Mr. T. They'd have tons of gold chains and then they'd have big gold rings on every finger.

00:26:43.000 All the old men at the pub, at the Hopeton in Lead Hills, would have big gold rings in the 50s and 60s.

00:26:50.000 I think that law has changed now.

00:26:53.000 What?

00:26:56.000 Remember the thing?

00:27:01.000 I got something to say.

00:27:02.000 Diversity higher.

00:27:03.000 Yeah, here's another diversity.

00:27:04.000 Oh, yeah.

00:27:05.000 I wanted to see who the animator was because it's shitty.

00:27:08.000 And I feel like the guy who's photographed Kamala Harris, right?

00:27:11.000 They kept it all in Diversity Higher.

00:27:15.000 And this is the guy who does it.

00:27:17.000 Oh, I had a hunch.

00:27:19.000 I found him.

00:27:19.000 You don't say he's black.

00:27:21.000 I do.

00:27:22.000 I did say.

00:27:23.000 I mean, that picture looks pretty good.

00:27:25.000 That's not terrible.

00:27:29.000 Here, click on the thing.

00:27:35.000 I mean, that's a well-rendered.

00:27:44.000 That's your whole animation?

00:27:45.000 Yes.

00:27:46.000 It's a loop.

00:27:49.000 I don't know.

00:27:50.000 He doesn't seem to really have much of a work ethic.

00:27:52.000 This is his whole portfolio, I believe, right?

00:27:55.000 2D animator.

00:27:56.000 Wait, oh, he did this.

00:27:57.000 Oh, whoa.

00:27:58.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:27:59.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:28:00.000 That's you?

00:28:02.000 DeAndre Reid.

00:28:04.000 Responsible for puppet animation.

00:28:06.000 Oh, puppet animation.

00:28:08.000 So he animated the, he didn't draw these.

00:28:11.000 He animated them.

00:28:12.000 He had the wireframes or whatever.

00:28:13.000 Right?

00:28:13.000 Yep.

00:28:14.000 Yeah.

00:28:15.000 But here's a third problem with it.

00:28:17.000 When it's affirmative action and you're working for the government, it's not a passion project, your heart's not in it. 0.76

00:28:22.000 So you can tell, though this guy's shitty, the government thing he did is his shittiest piece yet.

00:28:27.000 And it's not even in his portfolio.

00:28:30.000 Is it?

00:28:31.000 I don't see it.

00:28:32.000 And it's not there.

00:28:33.000 No.

00:28:33.000 So go back to the video.

00:28:35.000 And that's the one, have we shown this yet where they go, only one in 10 people get sick.

00:28:40.000 That's 90% or okay, yo.

00:28:42.000 And you go, nine out of 10 people don't get sick from the vaccine?

00:28:47.000 That's not very good.

00:28:49.000 Out of a thousand people, that's a hundred people sick.

00:28:54.000 I don't want that.

00:29:04.000 Trust me, it's good.

00:29:06.000 Let's all get the vaccine.

00:29:07.000 Oh, good rhymes with good?

00:29:23.000 I gotta speak a lot of syllables in this line.

00:29:29.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:29:30.000 What's this?

00:29:30.000 Go back?

00:29:31.000 Killer of white people? 0.65

00:29:35.000 Wait, wait, stop.

00:29:36.000 The new ridomy for a second.

00:29:38.000 It was the news article?

00:29:38.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:29:42.000 What does it say?

00:29:43.000 Alright, let me zoom in.

00:29:44.000 Why does COVID kill people?

00:29:50.000 Okay.

00:29:51.000 How are you doing?

00:29:54.000 What does it say?

00:29:56.000 Why does COVID kill more people in communities of color than in white communities?

00:30:04.000 I don't know, because they totally ignore all social distancing and everything, even when it's peaking?

00:30:08.000 Can't be their fault.

00:30:09.000 No, it's racism.

00:30:10.000 It's the air.

00:30:11.000 If something affects blacks badly, it's racism.

00:30:14.000 So if blacks don't like camping, it's racism.

00:30:19.000 We're going to discuss that in racism.

00:30:40.000 For real.

00:30:42.000 For real.

00:30:43.000 It was fucking dope.

00:30:44.000 Look how many people had to work on that.

00:30:46.000 Holy shit.

00:30:48.000 Look at that.

00:30:49.000 Oh, my God.

00:30:50.000 See, this is what Charlene is all about. 0.99

00:30:52.000 Assuming this is remotely Thrive related.

00:30:55.000 It's just, you just hire more people.

00:30:57.000 Like that, that video had no heart.

00:30:59.000 It was so half-assed.

00:31:00.000 And look how many people worked on this fucking thing. 0.83

00:31:03.000 The background is completely different.

00:31:04.000 Animation director.

00:31:05.000 Oh, he did the animation.

00:31:07.000 Wow.

00:31:09.000 Animation cartoona.

00:31:11.000 Anyway, that's stunk.

00:31:13.000 So the woman that we saw dancing there, I was going through her Twitter.

00:31:18.000 And she's obviously a Trump-hating lefty, which is also the criteria to be hired by de Blasio. 0.85

00:31:26.000 And she put up this meme. 0.87

00:31:27.000 It's an ancient meme, but it's recent for her.

00:31:30.000 And I just thought, again, the left is so fucking half-assed.

00:31:34.000 This is 1.5?

00:31:35.000 Oh, it goes through things.

00:31:36.000 You have to scroll down.

00:31:39.000 She's not... 0.99

00:31:39.000 She doesn't have great worth. 0.99

00:31:41.000 Look at that.

00:31:42.000 She almost never tweets, but zoom out.

00:31:43.000 I can't see shit, Ryan.

00:31:44.000 Oh, shit, sorry.

00:31:46.000 Fucking Moran.

00:31:49.000 Wait, is this her Instagram or her Twitter?

00:31:51.000 Twitter.

00:31:52.000 Oh, okay.

00:31:54.000 Oh, there it is.

00:31:55.000 Has everyone seen this besides me?

00:32:06.000 Who is your listener?

00:32:08.000 You can't move the lips.

00:32:10.000 I'm speaking.

00:32:10.000 Correct me if I'm wrong, but when Carpe Donctum does something, the lips move, right?

00:32:14.000 35 million views.

00:32:24.000 I also resent that everyone is as dumb as Ryan in that their lexicon of content is Marvel movies.

00:32:37.000 Barack.

00:32:39.000 Mothra.

00:32:40.000 That's the mother chick. 1.00

00:32:42.000 Stacey Abrams looks like Mothra.

00:32:44.000 We can't just imagine a better future.

00:32:47.000 We've got to fight for it.

00:32:50.000 A flying Kamala.

00:32:51.000 Look at that.

00:32:51.000 That's embarrassing.

00:32:58.000 Honey Sanders is Dr. Strange.

00:33:02.000 Elizabeth Warren.

00:33:04.000 Imagine being into Elizabeth Warren and Beta and fucking Corey Booker.

00:33:10.000 Alfred E. Newman.

00:33:11.000 Like, imagine those are your heroes.

00:33:14.000 Pete Butterjeg, the failed mayor.

00:33:21.000 Just like the dance thing we just saw de Blasio do.

00:33:24.000 They're so cringe.

00:33:25.000 That's...

00:33:26.000 That might be the show today.

00:33:27.000 The left is cringe.

00:33:32.000 Andrew Yang is going to kung fu you, of course.

00:33:37.000 Governor Hill.

00:33:38.000 Like, look at this.

00:33:40.000 Fucking Hunter Biden.

00:33:41.000 Wait, Elon Musk?

00:33:42.000 You don't get Elon Musk.

00:33:43.000 No, not even.

00:33:44.000 And there's Greta Thunberg as Iron Man. 0.99

00:33:48.000 She's Iron caught cheating in India. 1.00

00:33:53.000 Oh, my God.

00:33:56.000 Wait, he's dead.

00:33:57.000 I guess this is older.

00:33:59.000 Wait, oh, these are all dead people?

00:34:01.000 Sean Connery?

00:34:03.000 Did they get Sean Connery?

00:34:05.000 Cast your fucking vote.

00:34:08.000 Wait, why did dead people...

00:34:09.000 Oh, look at that.

00:34:10.000 Wait a minute.

00:34:11.000 Stop.

00:34:12.000 They just showed four or five dead people and then right after wrote mail-in ballots.

00:34:21.000 Whoop.

00:34:22.000 Holy shit.

00:34:24.000 Now, every vote must be counted.

00:34:27.000 Including dead people.

00:34:32.000 Avengers!

00:34:39.000 Assemble.

00:34:42.000 Avengers.

00:34:45.000 Dude, get in there. 1.00

00:34:46.000 Just listen.

00:34:47.000 Get in there.

00:34:48.000 Scavengers, we gotta get there.

00:34:50.000 We got Barack Toboggan here.

00:34:52.000 I'm was the vice principal.

00:34:54.000 Now it's President Harris is here.

00:34:57.000 I heard she was answering questions for him today.

00:35:00.000 Oh, we've got some presents to showcase.

00:35:03.000 Why don't you bring them over here?

00:35:05.000 Let's see what we got.

00:35:09.000 Okay, lazy man's burden, as my father would say.

00:35:14.000 So we have the pocket ref.

00:35:17.000 What's this?

00:35:18.000 Is it a reference for ammunition and stuff like that?

00:35:20.000 What is that?

00:35:20.000 Sheet metal specs.

00:35:22.000 Carpentry.

00:35:23.000 Oh, it's just about everything.

00:35:25.000 The hair in the ass.

00:35:28.000 Vehicle hours to travel a distance.

00:35:30.000 Oh, it's just everything in the world.

00:35:33.000 Hand signals for crane and hoist.

00:35:37.000 Yes, this book contains everything in the world.

00:35:41.000 Vapor pressure of water at various degrees.

00:35:47.000 So that'll come in handy.

00:35:50.000 Small little everything in the world book, Thomas J. Glenn.

00:35:52.000 And Ryan gets this, and it is an AR-15 miniature toy that is removing parts.

00:36:00.000 Don't worry.

00:36:02.000 I should probably steal that picture from you and give it to my kids. 0.66

00:36:05.000 Well, there's plenty of them.

00:36:06.000 There's a 50 Cal.

00:36:08.000 Assemble in Minutes.

00:36:10.000 That's the one that shoots a mile, right?

00:36:12.000 There was some guy on 60 Minutes in Afghanistan who blew someone's head off a mile away.

00:36:17.000 So that's going to hurt.

00:36:19.000 Ryan gets...

00:36:21.000 He gets a Panther.

00:36:23.000 Non-firing AWM replica.

00:36:25.000 Assemble in Minutes.

00:36:26.000 That looks cool.

00:36:28.000 And then I get...

00:36:31.000 I got way more than you.

00:36:32.000 How many did you get?

00:36:32.000 Two.

00:36:33.000 I have three.

00:36:34.000 One for you.

00:36:35.000 One for all kids.

00:36:38.000 Yeah, my daughter's dying for an AK-47 replica. 0.92

00:36:41.000 So we have an AK-47.

00:36:42.000 Oh, sick.

00:36:43.000 I didn't see that.

00:36:44.000 Yeah, you don't get that.

00:36:46.000 And then we got an AR-15 miniature toy from Goat Guns.

00:36:51.000 Realistic moving parts.

00:36:53.000 Or you got the blacked out one.

00:36:55.000 So that's dope.

00:36:56.000 I want to put one of these together.

00:36:57.000 Here comes the moment of truth.

00:36:59.000 This is going to be like Raiders of the Lost Ark.

00:37:02.000 This might be the last you see my face.

00:37:05.000 I'm about to melt.

00:37:07.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:37:08.000 Slow reveal.

00:37:11.000 What are you doing?

00:37:15.000 Look, he pulls up the Indiana Jones Lego.

00:37:18.000 What did you put in?

00:37:20.000 Indiana Jones music.

00:37:22.000 Music?

00:37:23.000 You're supposed to be looking up Melting Face.

00:37:26.000 Have you seen Indiana Jones?

00:37:28.000 I'm just trying to give you some epic music to open it.

00:37:30.000 Oh, there it is.

00:37:30.000 You got it right there.

00:37:31.000 Right there.

00:37:32.000 Just click.

00:37:34.000 About to reveal something epic here.

00:37:37.000 This is what I'm afraid of.

00:37:40.000 They did this with wax over the course of many hours.

00:37:49.000 Good movie.

00:37:53.000 I guess he liked it.

00:37:56.000 I can't feel my face when I'm with you and I like it.

00:38:02.000 Boom! 0.99

00:38:03.000 Faces will react differently to hell spirits.

00:38:08.000 Sometimes they'll explode, sometimes they'll melt.

00:38:10.000 Do not look at them.

00:38:11.000 Alright, sorry, get back to the music.

00:38:13.000 Yes.

00:38:14.000 Yes.

00:38:15.000 Well, it's still a good music, right?

00:38:17.000 Yeah, sure.

00:38:19.000 Ready?

00:38:20.000 Oh, yeah.

00:38:21.000 Play it.

00:38:31.000 I assume it's money.

00:38:38.000 Some foam.

00:38:40.000 Ladies and gentlemen, where's the music?

00:38:44.000 I can't hear you from play if you like.

00:38:45.000 They can hear it.

00:38:51.000 Whoa.

00:38:56.000 What incredible quality this is.

00:39:06.000 It looks kind of blurry.

00:39:09.000 And it says, war movie veteran.

00:39:13.000 Because I am a veteran of war movies.

00:39:16.000 I've seen a lot of them, including Stoned.

00:39:19.000 And I think I deserve a statue.

00:39:21.000 What if I just fucking dropped it right now in the headphones?

00:39:23.000 That'd be terrible.

00:39:26.000 Where should this go?

00:39:27.000 I don't want to put it by the helmet because doesn't that sort of trivialize war vets?

00:39:34.000 It's also relative.

00:39:36.000 Let's see how it works here for a while.

00:39:39.000 There's that little cell we can never figure out what to put.

00:39:41.000 You always exchange stuff where you put a little Trump in there.

00:39:44.000 Now you got the microphone in there.

00:39:46.000 Hey, guys, who are actually in wars?

00:39:47.000 If you find this offensive, let me know.

00:39:51.000 I know we don't usually care about offense, but you died.

00:39:54.000 You almost died for your country, so we'll hear you out. 1.00

00:39:57.000 And then there's some secret letters here.

00:40:00.000 What does mine say?

00:40:01.000 What if it was just $1,000?

00:40:05.000 Major McInnes from the Department of War movie veterans.

00:40:07.000 Wow, there's lots of good stuff here.

00:40:09.000 Amazing.

00:40:09.000 So, refusal to give up, so that's just a nice letter.

00:40:12.000 We'll read that later.

00:40:13.000 Well, maybe we'll read it.

00:40:15.000 Thank you for your tenacity and your refusal to give up.

00:40:16.000 People, especially young men, need to hear your message.

00:40:18.000 And I think that you provide an interesting perspective for many given your life's trajectory.

00:40:22.000 I can really appreciate your total change in attitude through the chapters of your life, most notably the importance of becoming a father early and often.

00:40:28.000 I found you on YouTube six or seven years ago.

00:40:30.000 I haven't looked back since.

00:40:31.000 You age like a fine wine, my good sir.

00:40:33.000 Except for those bags under your eyes.

00:40:34.000 What the fuck is up with that?

00:40:37.000 You have hurt me today.

00:40:40.000 And then this one is Major McInnes from the Department of War Movie Veterans.

00:40:46.000 This could be a purple heart for all I know.

00:40:47.000 Guys, this is a big deal.

00:40:50.000 This is a really big deal.

00:40:57.000 Oh my God.

00:40:58.000 From the Department of War Movie Veterans.

00:41:01.000 Major McInnes, it is with great regret and sadness that we learned of your unacknowledged sacrifices in the myriad tours of theater that you have endured.

00:41:11.000 We at the department have always vowed to never forget or leave a man behind.

00:41:16.000 We are humbled and honored to award you with a small token of appreciation that we can only pray will begin to march us in the right direction for our transgression.

00:41:28.000 Guess what, Department of War Movie Veterans, DWMV?

00:41:32.000 I forgive you.

00:41:34.000 Please accept this gift as a constant reminder of your willingness to set yourself before others and to remember the sacrifice and snacks of your valiant duty.

00:41:46.000 Sincerely, the men and women of the Department of War Movie Veterans.

00:41:50.000 P.S., please extend our apologies to Corporal Rivera.

00:41:53.000 Whoa, has he even have you even seen a war movie?

00:41:56.000 I have.

00:41:57.000 Why do you get Corporal?

00:41:58.000 Also, my name is Insaving Private Ryan.

00:42:01.000 And allow him to glance at the statue in passing as long as he stays in motion and does not stop or touch it.

00:42:08.000 I promise.

00:42:08.000 You got that?

00:42:10.000 By this, I swear.

00:42:13.000 That's a lot of cool shit.

00:42:15.000 That's a lot of cool ass shit.

00:42:17.000 Thank you, sir.

00:42:21.000 Tear jerk.

00:42:24.000 Imagine if you got choked up reading that.

00:42:28.000 It's a delicate joke.

00:42:30.000 Because I don't want to...

00:42:31.000 I have to call Mr. Chimney.

00:42:34.000 Who's Mr. Chimney?

00:42:35.000 He's been a fan.

00:42:38.000 Hi, I just missed your call.

00:42:44.000 Gavin McInnes?

00:42:54.000 Okay, sounds good.

00:43:00.000 My chimney's broken.

00:43:04.000 So we have so much shit today.

00:43:05.000 We've already been on the air for almost an hour, and I haven't even begun the goddamn fucking show.

00:43:11.000 And the problem with leaving, like, racism to the next show is, people tune into the free episode and they go, holy fuck, it's a little racism.

00:43:18.000 But we have to cover free speech.

00:43:22.000 So let's just fucking do it.

00:43:26.000 I was thinking the other day, I think woke is finally dead.

00:43:30.000 We own woke.

00:43:32.000 It's N-word to the blacks.

00:43:33.000 We took it back.

00:43:36.000 What do you think?

00:43:38.000 Sure?

00:43:39.000 Yeah.

00:43:40.000 I mean, that's what I feel.

00:43:42.000 Because, you know, no one says they're woke.

00:43:45.000 Do we have a free speech bumper?

00:43:47.000 No.

00:43:47.000 Can you make us one, please?

00:43:49.000 Especially Detective Shitty, if you're out there.

00:43:53.000 We own the N-word now?

00:43:56.000 No, no, no.

00:43:57.000 Blacks took back the N-word, and now it means nothing, and no one proudly calls themselves that. 0.79

00:44:02.000 Similarly, woke.

00:44:03.000 When you hear woke, it's an insult now.

00:44:06.000 Oh, woke corporate America.

00:44:08.000 Oh, new woke culture.

00:44:10.000 But about a year ago, even, you'd have black people sing, stay woke, yo. 0.99

00:44:15.000 You've got to be woke.

00:44:16.000 I'm woke.

00:44:16.000 But no one says that anymore.

00:44:19.000 Yeah, I think people on the right also use it for what they would consider actually woke.

00:44:25.000 Like what?

00:44:25.000 You're like, oh, no, dude, he's cool.

00:44:27.000 He's woke.

00:44:28.000 But, you know, use it ironically.

00:44:30.000 That's their word.

00:44:31.000 But yeah, I've heard that.

00:44:32.000 Like, red pillow.

00:44:33.000 What the fuck is that little blue thing on your microphone?

00:44:37.000 It's a gorilla.

00:44:38.000 It's a Japanese gorilla.

00:44:40.000 Why would you put that on your microphone?

00:44:42.000 Uh, it looks cool.

00:44:44.000 And you could put his thumb in his mouth?

00:44:52.000 All right, so pretend there was a free speech.

00:44:53.000 What should our free speech bumper be?

00:44:55.000 It'll be like, free speech, duna, dun-dun dun-dun-dun-dun-free speech, dunna, dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-free speech, yeah.

00:45:07.000 Okay.

00:45:09.000 So that woke was part of it.

00:45:10.000 This McNeil story is getting juicier.

00:45:12.000 I think I had the wrong guy.

00:45:14.000 There was two guys fired from the Times.

00:45:17.000 One of them had groped a woman at one point, and, or so we're told, right?

00:45:25.000 It was sexual harassment was one of the allegations.

00:45:29.000 And then the other Said the N-word in Peru three years ago.

00:45:35.000 But the old guy is the guy who was in Peru, not the young guy.

00:45:39.000 And this old guy was at the New York Times since 1976.

00:45:44.000 Don McNeil was there when I was six years old.

00:45:50.000 Anyway, so he didn't just say the N-word.

00:45:54.000 He said something far worse, far more controversial.

00:45:58.000 This is something I got in shit for saying.

00:45:59.000 I just did Race Wars with Sherrod Small and George Wallace.

00:46:02.000 Hadn't seen the light of day.

00:46:04.000 I don't think it will.

00:46:06.000 But I just got my lips upped and I said to both of them, racism is over.

00:46:10.000 Racism is over.

00:46:12.000 Maybe this could have gone in racism.

00:46:15.000 And you know what they both said to me?

00:46:17.000 It's just begun.

00:46:18.000 Worse, George Wallace and Sherrod Small both told me that when they got on a plane, sorry, when they get in their car every day, they have no idea if they're coming home alive.

00:46:30.000 Like, can you show me the data to back that up?

00:46:34.000 Are they basing that on like Freddie Gray or whatever?

00:46:38.000 It's just terrible math to go, well, three black men went away on their cars and were shot by cops.

00:46:44.000 Ergo, I could be next.

00:46:46.000 Yeah, a piano could fall on your head too.

00:46:49.000 Ever heard of statistics?

00:46:51.000 Ever heard of data?

00:46:52.000 Statistically.

00:46:54.000 Stathithically.

00:46:54.000 Oh, I saw, I was at the bar, and I was, granted, I managed to get their TV onto the internet.

00:47:01.000 So I was watching old fights on YouTube, Lennox Lewis and Mike Tyson and stuff.

00:47:05.000 And thethically, Talib Starks appeared.

00:47:08.000 What?

00:47:09.000 Yeah.

00:47:09.000 Oh, that's awesome.

00:47:11.000 Yeah, who's on TV in my bar?

00:47:14.000 He's doing a Prager U video.

00:47:15.000 That's awesome.

00:47:17.000 He's great.

00:47:18.000 Yeah, you got to hand it to him.

00:47:20.000 He's got the work ethic.

00:47:22.000 He could have disappeared a long time ago, but he keeps putting out books.

00:47:25.000 He never misses a show.

00:47:27.000 Is he still at Compound?

00:47:28.000 Oh, yeah.

00:47:29.000 Yeah, there he is.

00:47:30.000 He just wrapped up the NNFL Super Bowl, which is every city has a team, and depending on how much violence they put out, it brings them to the playoffs and whoever won the Super Bowl this year.

00:47:43.000 And then I was John Madden, and I got to congratulate the winner.

00:47:47.000 Pat Dixon's the colorless commentary.

00:47:49.000 You know, Talib worked at a home for wayward youth, and they're all black. 1.00

00:47:54.000 And occasionally he would let them fight.

00:47:56.000 He said, he says, has pretty controversial views.

00:47:59.000 He goes, a lot of these kids can be saved, and that's my job to find them and save them and be a father figure and get them on the right track.

00:48:05.000 But he goes, some of them are just bad.

00:48:08.000 Some of them are bad eggs.

00:48:11.000 Irredeemable.

00:48:12.000 Just bad kids.

00:48:13.000 Now, they say that about prison too.

00:48:15.000 5%, when we talk to guys who are in prison, they go, 5% of these guys belong here.

00:48:19.000 Like, they couldn't be in society.

00:48:22.000 But yeah, he would let the kids fight and he got canceled.

00:48:26.000 And now, and he would fight too.

00:48:28.000 He wouldn't fight, fight, but he would got physical with them.

00:48:30.000 He could take them.

00:48:31.000 And he probably saved hundreds of men's lives working at that center.

00:48:36.000 But he was controversial and he was, and rich white people couldn't handle ghetto culture and that violence was a part of their vocabulary.

00:48:44.000 So when they found out, they shut him down and that was the end of that career.

00:48:47.000 So now those kids are fucked.

00:48:49.000 Kind of like the coach at the New Rochelle High School who noticed his daughter was drunk, sorry, his niece.

00:48:55.000 And he said, what the fuck's going on?

00:48:56.000 Then he called his sister and said, your daughter's here drunk at school. 1.00

00:48:59.000 She's 13.

00:49:00.000 And the school fired him because you should have let us handle it, not her. 0.90

00:49:13.000 That's an oldie bro.

00:49:15.000 I love that one.

00:49:17.000 What so helped us we have?

00:49:20.000 What so helped us we have?

00:49:22.000 Oh, is that you?

00:49:23.000 Yeah.

00:49:23.000 They're out there on the field putting in the hard work, and they're having fun with it, too.

00:49:28.000 They're just like big kids out there at Checkpoint Park.

00:49:31.000 Anyway, I can't wait to see what they do next year.

00:49:33.000 Maybe they have what it takes to, you know, bring it back, bring it around, and stand back.

00:49:40.000 Bring it back.

00:49:40.000 Yeah, I haven't done my Japanese.

00:49:41.000 Bring him back.

00:49:42.000 Bring it around.

00:49:43.000 I haven't done my John Madden in a long time.

00:49:45.000 It's kind of hack because that other guy does them.

00:49:49.000 Do you have software that syncs up your lips to his lips?

00:49:52.000 Yeah, I had to create that puppy.

00:49:54.000 You create it in Photoshop.

00:49:55.000 You make the eyes separate, the eyebrows separate, the lips.

00:49:57.000 You have to put the lip movement.

00:49:58.000 But does the software read your lips?

00:50:00.000 It goes by sound.

00:50:02.000 So on Ooh, it goes to this.

00:50:04.000 And when you go ah, it goes...

00:50:06.000 And what's that software called?

00:50:07.000 It's a character animator, I think.

00:50:12.000 Yeah.

00:50:14.000 So anyway, 1-8, he denies this, but he said something that I've said for a long ass time, which is it's frustrating because black Americans keep blaming the system, but racism is over.

00:50:28.000 There's nothing against them anymore.

00:50:29.000 They can get out of the ghetto if they want to.

00:50:36.000 Bad man.

00:50:38.000 How is that controversial?

00:50:41.000 You want to get out of the ghetto?

00:50:43.000 Go to school.

00:50:44.000 Show up 95% of the time.

00:50:48.000 Study fairly hard.

00:50:51.000 Get C's.

00:50:52.000 So do the reading, but you don't have to knock it out of the park.

00:50:55.000 But do your homework and you will get C's, B pluses.

00:50:59.000 City colleges here in New York will kill to get you in.

00:51:03.000 They'll pay you.

00:51:04.000 You'll get a scholarship if you have a C from a shitty fucking New York school.

00:51:10.000 And then you take accounting, whatever you want.

00:51:12.000 Those schools, by the way, are the same as NYU.

00:51:15.000 They're $3,000 a year.

00:51:16.000 Last time I checked, maybe it's like five or six now.

00:51:19.000 The school will probably pay that three.

00:51:20.000 NYU is like $65,000 a year.

00:51:22.000 A lot of the time, they have the same professors teaching the same classes.

00:51:25.000 So NYU is a complete fucking ripoff.

00:51:29.000 You go to that school, you're an educated black man with a degree in accounting.

00:51:34.000 I think you'll get blown at your job interviews.

00:51:37.000 They'll be so excited to have you there, especially in New York.

00:51:44.000 So speaking of this McNeil guy, right?

00:51:46.000 So he used the N-word.

00:51:47.000 He said, did she say nigger like a rap song or was it in a book title?

00:51:50.000 That's his sin.

00:51:52.000 And this idiotic cow who's behind the 1619 project, she said, look, this isn't a game, Nicole Hannah-Jones. 0.98

00:52:02.000 This is another affirmative action hire. 0.77

00:52:05.000 It's not a game to people who've actually borne the brunt of that word.

00:52:08.000 It's not a game when that word has been used to dehumanize, to justify violence, to justify discrimination.

00:52:14.000 He wasn't saying it as a game.

00:52:17.000 He didn't say, eeny, meeny, miney, mo, catch a nigger by the toe. 1.00

00:52:22.000 Right.

00:52:23.000 He was asking about the word in the context and what the intentions were.

00:52:27.000 But she's off at a tangent.

00:52:28.000 Her job at the 1619 project is just to make white supremacy and slavery at the forefront of the American conversation. 0.99

00:52:35.000 And the New York Times, thanks to another affirmative action hire called Dean Backette, said, sure. 0.69

00:52:40.000 In fact, the top brass of the New York Times has been affirmative action ever since it started sucking. 0.54

00:52:45.000 There was Arthur Punch Sulzberger, right?

00:52:48.000 Was that his name?

00:52:49.000 The original editor back in the 50s?

00:52:52.000 Who, that's how it became the paper of record.

00:52:55.000 That's how it became known as the newspaper in the world.

00:52:58.000 That's how it cracked Watergate. 0.98

00:53:01.000 It was the paper of record, all the news that's fit to print.

00:53:04.000 Is that him?

00:53:05.000 Arthur Salzberger.

00:53:06.000 So then his son gets the job, which is, I would call a formative for affirmative action, right? 0.63

00:53:12.000 You're not hiring someone based on their merit.

00:53:14.000 You're hiring someone because there's your son.

00:53:16.000 So then Punch was the old guy.

00:53:18.000 Pinch is the new guy.

00:53:20.000 And he's incompetent.

00:53:22.000 There he is with the white hair.

00:53:25.000 He sucks shitballs.

00:53:27.000 And then he hires Jill Abramson, who used to be on our bookshelf. 0.97

00:53:30.000 Remember The Merchants of Truth?

00:53:31.000 She's one of the worst writers in the world. 0.99

00:53:33.000 Her only other book was a book about her dog and his adventures in the Hamptons.

00:53:39.000 So she's a boob. 1.00

00:53:40.000 Michael Moynihan broke down the merchants of truth and all the fallacies in it, which is, you could write a whole book on how her book sucks.

00:53:47.000 So she was affirmative action hired.

00:53:48.000 She's hired because she's a woman. 1.00

00:53:50.000 And then when she was fired, of course, she said, I'm fired because I'm a woman.

00:53:53.000 Well, you're sort of there.

00:53:55.000 You're half right.

00:53:56.000 And then we got Dean Baquette.

00:53:59.000 There she is.

00:54:00.000 Dean Baquette, he must be culturally from Nolins.

00:54:04.000 So he's the NOLA dude.

00:54:06.000 And they made him the editor.

00:54:08.000 And he's even worse than Punch's son, another affirmative action hire. 0.93

00:54:13.000 And he sees the N-word controversy, and he goes, I'm not going to break his balls.

00:54:20.000 The context was fine.

00:54:22.000 And then 150 affirmative action hires at the New York Times go, actually, we're pissed off. 0.74

00:54:27.000 So he goes, okay, he's fired.

00:54:30.000 See, this is what affirmative action, just like I said, I would have to showcase or I would feel compelled to showcase Scottish people if they got me elected.

00:54:37.000 That's what these people feel like they have to do when they're in office.

00:54:40.000 Oh, I was hired because I'm black.

00:54:41.000 There's a black controversy.

00:54:42.000 Well, I don't want to be an Uncle Tom.

00:54:43.000 You're fired.

00:54:44.000 A perfect example of this.

00:54:46.000 White power symbol. 0.92

00:54:48.000 WP, right?

00:54:49.000 Is that what they say?

00:54:51.000 It's kind of hard to make it a W and a P. It was Roseanne Barr being fired. 1.00

00:54:59.000 She didn't know that Valerie Jarrett was white. 1.00

00:55:02.000 I mean, black.

00:55:02.000 She doesn't look black at all.

00:55:05.000 And she said she looks like the doctor from Planet of the Apes, because she does.

00:55:09.000 And the head of whatever it was, ABC, CBS at the time, was a recent hire who's affirmative action.

00:55:14.000 She was currently ruining the network. 0.99

00:55:16.000 And she heard that there was a racial controversy.

00:55:20.000 So she fired her. 1.00

00:55:22.000 Sorry, that's a clone.

00:55:26.000 Especially fashion-wise.

00:55:29.000 She should have just gotten in trouble for doxing her.

00:55:34.000 And the apes in Pine of the Apes, they don't look that ape-y.

00:55:37.000 You know what I mean?

00:55:41.000 Like that guy they just showed above there with the blonde hair go up.

00:55:46.000 You don't really think of a black guy when you see that.

00:55:49.000 Right?

00:55:49.000 You think of an old British guy.

00:55:51.000 I mean, they weren't supposed to be black monkeys. 0.97

00:55:54.000 Right, right, of course.

00:55:55.000 So it's like...

00:55:55.000 But it's not like someone sees that and they go, oh my god, that's a little racy.

00:56:00.000 Maybe a racist would think that.

00:56:02.000 Maybe.

00:56:04.000 I mean, that's crazy.

00:56:05.000 And so this is...

00:56:06.000 Oh, wow.

00:56:10.000 They try to put that there.

00:56:11.000 Wait.

00:56:12.000 Did she really say that?

00:56:15.000 Muslim Brotherhood and Planet Apes had a baby. 0.96

00:56:18.000 Well, sure.

00:56:21.000 That's kind of hard to defend.

00:56:22.000 I don't remember that one.

00:56:25.000 But yeah, the head of ABC CBS had to fire her because that's what she was hired to do, enforce political correctness. 1.00

00:56:33.000 Same with the editor of Vanity Fair.

00:56:35.000 They had a white guy for a million years, and then they got this black woman, and she feels compelled to make everything about race. 1.00

00:56:42.000 And Vanity Fair is upper-middle-class porn for lower-middle-class women. 1.00

00:56:47.000 And they read about a yacht, and they dream about their husband being so successful they could have a $100,000 wood boat, and they wouldn't care about the fact that it takes $5,000 in gas to go to Atlantic City.

00:56:58.000 They dream of that world.

00:57:00.000 And that's why they read Vanity Fair.

00:57:01.000 That's all gone now.

00:57:03.000 Look at it now.

00:57:05.000 Now it's all about Laputo Niongo.

00:57:08.000 Who's the editor of Vanity Fair?

00:57:12.000 So we're drowning in affirmative action these days.

00:57:14.000 I mean, we started the show with it, right?

00:57:16.000 That fucking dumb dance shit with the Argentinian fag. 1.00

00:57:20.000 Sorry, homosexual. 1.00

00:57:24.000 That's GQ.

00:57:26.000 Anna Winter gives new Vanity Fair editor, oh, Radhika Jones.

00:57:30.000 Radhika Jones.

00:57:32.000 There we go.

00:57:34.000 So she's got.

00:57:36.000 And they just ruin it.

00:57:37.000 They dismantle it.

00:57:39.000 Here's the thing.

00:57:41.000 If the best people are hired from the job, that's what we want.

00:57:44.000 If they tend to be disproportionately white male, I don't fucking care because I'm not a racist or a sexist.

00:57:50.000 When I look at basketball and I see all black men, I go, okay, those guys were the best for the job, I guess.

00:57:56.000 They didn't say no to George Costanza.

00:58:00.000 I mean, you guys know all this.

00:58:05.000 Yeah, 2-0, just to be clear here, there was a whole bunch of historians that said, please stop doing this shit.

00:58:11.000 You're ruining.

00:58:15.000 We write as historians to express our strong reservations about the important aspects of the 16 project.

00:58:19.000 The project is intended to offer a new version of American history in which slavery and white supremacy become the dominant organizing themes.

00:58:25.000 The Times has announced ambitious plans.

00:58:26.000 We applaud all efforts to address the enduring centrality of slavery and racism to our history, some of us have doted our entire professional lives to those efforts.

00:58:38.000 Nevertheless, we are dismayed at some of the factual errors.

00:58:41.000 These errors, which concern major events, cannot be described in interpretation or framing.

00:58:45.000 They are matters of verifiable fact.

00:58:47.000 And then go down.

00:58:48.000 Oh, yeah, she said the American Revolution was to preserve slavery.

00:58:53.000 That's a biggie.

00:58:54.000 On the American Revolution, pivotal to any account of our history, the project asserts that the founders declared the colony's independence of Britain in order to ensure slavery would continue.

00:59:04.000 This is not true.

00:59:05.000 That's a pretty big one there, Nessa Jones.

00:59:10.000 If supportable, the allegation would be astounding, yet every statement offered by the project to validate it is false.

00:59:15.000 Some of the other material in the project is distorted, including the claim that for the most part, black Americans have fought their freedom struggles alone.

00:59:23.000 Yes, sure.

00:59:24.000 Those freedom riders were all black. 0.99

00:59:26.000 Anyway, I know Gina Carano's story is ancient Chinese secret by now, but we've got to cover it just briefly.

00:59:34.000 Dana White was talking about a journalist at the New York Times who was outraged.

00:59:39.000 We all know what Gina Carano did, right?

00:59:40.000 Gina Carano.

00:59:42.000 She put up a tweet that showed Jews being beaten, not by Nazis per se, but by German citizens before the Nazis came in and took them.

00:59:51.000 And her point was they dehumanized the Jews and made them seen as animals way before they started rounding them up. 0.99

00:59:58.000 So it didn't seem like you were rounding up people.

01:00:00.000 It seemed like you were rounding up human garbage.

01:00:03.000 And she drew a parallel to that and the way that conservatives are being dehumanized, deplatformed, depersoned today. 0.62

01:00:12.000 It's a little hyperbolic as of today, but who knows?

01:00:16.000 But a pretty reasonable analogy.

01:00:21.000 And this is, by the way, living in America where it seems that Hitler in World War II is the only acceptable analogy for anything, including soup Nazis. 0.72

01:00:31.000 So what she did was not unusual.

01:00:32.000 Have you got her tweet?

01:00:34.000 The original tweet?

01:00:36.000 I could find it.

01:00:37.000 So anyway, Dana White's talking about the guy, this reporter at the Times, and he said, ugh, leave Gina alone.

01:00:44.000 Listen, we make mistakes.

01:00:46.000 I don't think she made a mistake.

01:00:47.000 We all make mistakes.

01:00:48.000 For everybody to go in on her.

01:00:51.000 I love how Ariel Halwani made it all about him.

01:00:54.000 It was all about him.

01:00:55.000 Such a douche.

01:00:56.000 Now, because Ariel Halwani is Jewish, he has to apologize for calling a douche a douche.

01:01:04.000 You can call a spade a spade.

01:01:06.000 Let's call a douche a douche here. 1.00

01:01:08.000 Let's stop fucking around.

01:01:09.000 Well, now you got to just find her tweet.

01:01:13.000 And then we have Barry Weiss, who I guess is, she's not at the Times anymore, right?

01:01:19.000 Go to Tutu?

01:01:20.000 Tutu.

01:01:21.000 Tutu.

01:01:22.000 Go put on a tutu?

01:01:24.000 No problem.

01:01:25.000 Meow.

01:01:28.000 Cancel culture relies on erasing intent, but intent matters.

01:01:31.000 It doesn't just matter.

01:01:32.000 Our culture and justice system hinges on it.

01:01:34.000 So did Gina Carano intend to share an anti-Semitic image? 1.00

01:01:37.000 I asked her.

01:01:38.000 Now, I will concede that intent matters in the sense that if you're at Disney and there's a woman who hates Jews and is constantly showing pictures of the Holocaust saying, you know, this didn't happen or fucking Jews this and Jews that, she should have the right to say that. 0.64

01:01:54.000 But I totally get Disney saying, yeah, we don't really feel like getting shut down because of your wildly radical views.

01:02:03.000 So there's two things going on here.

01:02:05.000 I get that if the intent is definitely anti-Semitic or racist or homophobic or whatever, and they're really adamant about it, I get that that person can't work at a mainstream place that doesn't want to get boycotted.

01:02:17.000 That's logical.

01:02:18.000 But we still, as free speech advocates, want her to have the right to say that.

01:02:22.000 Now, if you're a total Holocaust-denying anti-Semitic lunatic, surely you know you're not going to be working at Disney anytime soon.

01:02:29.000 But you shouldn't be thrown in jail.

01:02:33.000 And yeah, there's the tweet.

01:02:37.000 So is she...

01:02:38.000 I've only watched three episodes of The Mandalorian.

01:02:40.000 Is she the Boba Fett guy?

01:02:42.000 No, she's just like a big, brassy, tough, broad.

01:02:45.000 She's so fucking hot. 1.00

01:02:48.000 Oh, my God.

01:02:49.000 She's got a big, fucking crazy gun. 1.00

01:02:52.000 Jews are beaten.

01:02:53.000 Oh, sorry.

01:02:54.000 Jews are beaten, blah, blah, blah.

01:02:57.000 Because history's edited, most people totally don't realize that to get to the point where Nazi soldiers easily round up thousands of Jews, the government...

01:03:02.000 This is like a politically correct thing to say.

01:03:05.000 How is that any different from hating someone for their political beliefs?

01:03:13.000 So yeah, Barry Weiss interviewed her and said, I want to know what your intent was.

01:03:23.000 And we know that article, what it's going to say.

01:03:24.000 I didn't mean it like that.

01:03:25.000 We know how she meant it.

01:03:27.000 But I think it's interesting to look at intent as a scapegoat.

01:03:33.000 Free speech includes people with bad intentions.

01:03:36.000 We understand they're not accepted.

01:03:37.000 They're not going to be the spokesman for fucking M ⁇ Ms. 1.00

01:03:41.000 But they shouldn't be erased.

01:03:46.000 I like her co-star Pedro totally threw her under the bus.

01:03:52.000 And we go through his tweets 2-5, no, 2-4, and we see that he's done this exact analogy before.

01:04:00.000 Everyone has.

01:04:01.000 In fact, we've begged people to stop making it here on the show because we're so fucking tired of everything being Hitler. 0.75

01:04:07.000 You got Mao.

01:04:08.000 You got Stalin.

01:04:09.000 You got Pol Pot. 0.94

01:04:11.000 There's tons of genocidal maniacs.

01:04:13.000 You got Milosevic.

01:04:15.000 Mao killed 10 times more than Hitler.

01:04:18.000 Use him in an analogy, please.

01:04:20.000 Best part about Pedro Pascal tweet making the rounds is that the photo isn't of children in cages at the border.

01:04:24.000 It's of Palestinian children waiting to be fed at a soup kitchen in 2010.

01:04:28.000 Click on the first one.

01:04:31.000 So that's him doing the exact same thing.

01:04:33.000 He, him, yeah.

01:04:34.000 Exactly the same thing, right?

01:04:36.000 Oh my God, he put he, him in there.

01:04:38.000 What a fucking cuck.

01:04:40.000 And then here's what the picture's from, and it's Palestinians waiting for free shit. 1.00

01:04:46.000 Holy shit.

01:04:48.000 That's funny.

01:04:49.000 That's fantastic.

01:04:51.000 Unbelievable.

01:04:53.000 I thought this was interesting.

01:04:55.000 2-3.

01:04:57.000 Paul Joseph Watson put this up.

01:04:58.000 He said, we've been here before.

01:05:01.000 In September 1793, the Loire de Suspects was passed, listing the types of French people who should be considered possible enemies of the state.

01:05:10.000 They include all citizens who, by their conduct, their contacts, their words, or their writings, their contacts.

01:05:17.000 Did you associate with Proud Boys?

01:05:19.000 Have shown themselves to be partisans of tyranny.

01:05:22.000 There were many specific categories, notably returning émigrés and their families, but the Paris Commune authorities came up with a neat generalization when they specified that they would be hunting down, quote, all those who, having done nothing against liberty,

01:05:38.000 have done nothing for it either.

01:05:40.000 Remember, it's not enough to be not racist.

01:05:43.000 You have to be anti-racist.

01:05:45.000 So now just not participating in the Antifa BLM radical left means you have to be persecuted.

01:05:50.000 In other words, France had just invented the thought police.

01:05:56.000 And this is something that we're talking about here.

01:05:58.000 Jump over to 2.8.

01:06:01.000 We have a thought police commission that we're working diligently on.

01:06:06.000 Democrat Rep calls for Truth Commission to promote common narrative about politics and race.

01:06:18.000 Let's see what the turgid tattletale has to say.

01:06:20.000 So I think part of what we're seeing now is because we haven't really done the reckoning with the racial injustice and white supremacy of our past that we need to do.

01:06:30.000 And so, you know.

01:06:31.000 How do we reckon it more?

01:06:32.000 It's been non-stop reckoning since, not since the 60s.

01:06:37.000 We got a long break.

01:06:39.000 After the 70s, when we said, okay, black people are cooler than us, everyone shut up for all of the 70s, all of the 80s, early 90s, it started creeping back.

01:06:48.000 And then thanks to me and Vice, we got a break from 2000 to 2005.

01:06:55.000 And ever since 2005, it's been 15 years, 16 almost, of relentless purgatory for the horrible sins of the 1619 project.

01:07:09.000 A lot of people will think of South Africa.

01:07:11.000 We've used them in countries around the world.

01:07:14.000 And basically what it is, is it's communities all the way up to the national level having conversations about both the gory and what happened both throughout the history of our country.

01:07:27.000 Tom stop.

01:07:28.000 First of all, do you want to talk about South Africa?

01:07:33.000 Ending of apartheid hasn't really been great for anyone over there.

01:07:37.000 There's a hell of a lot more blacks murdered today than there was before apartheid.

01:07:41.000 I'm not sure how to get around the human rights violations, but your solution didn't work.

01:07:45.000 Secondly, you want to talk about racism?

01:07:48.000 I would avoid South Africa generally if you want to talk about egalitarianism, because the sadistic white farmer murders are something I don't encourage people to Google image.

01:07:58.000 Do not, and Ryan, don't do this.

01:08:00.000 Do not Google image Rhodesian farmers.

01:08:03.000 Do not Google image white farmers South Africa.

01:08:07.000 The horrific murders will give you nightmare.

01:08:11.000 A flashpoint.

01:08:13.000 More like a flash avalanche.

01:08:15.000 Anyway, go back to that stupid fucking cow. 1.00

01:08:18.000 This is why I hate people who respect politicians.

01:08:20.000 This girl, if you were at a bar, you'd go, how are you getting home? 0.78

01:08:23.000 I'm worried about you.

01:08:24.000 You're not driving, are you?

01:08:26.000 Do you want me to call you an Uber?

01:08:31.000 Leading up to the city.

01:08:32.000 I want to hear more of this South Africa shit. 1.00

01:08:34.000 She just sort of glanced over it.

01:08:36.000 You know, like South Africa, another racist country like ours.

01:08:40.000 Communities all the way up to the national level having conversations about both the gory and the glory of our history and what happened, both throughout the history of our country and leading up to and on January 6th, so that we can come to a common narrative moving forward of what we want our country.

01:08:57.000 So I think part of the world.

01:08:58.000 So January 6th was an example of racism.

01:09:02.000 Of course.

01:09:04.000 That's just an accepted thing.

01:09:05.000 And specifically, anti-Semitism.

01:09:07.000 They were storming the Capitol because of anti-Semitism.

01:09:10.000 Check out Sarah Silverman 3.8.

01:09:15.000 They take the ultimate straw man.

01:09:17.000 They take this crazy argument that storming the Capitol means you're a white supremacist because some asshole had a stupid shirt on.

01:09:23.000 And then they are curious about it.

01:09:26.000 Look at Sarah just pontificating. 0.92

01:09:28.000 She's so smart.

01:09:29.000 Her nostrils have eyes. 1.00

01:09:32.000 For you regarding the insurrection on our nation's capital on January 6th and Jared Kushner, there were people, insurrectionists there on the 6th that were wearing Camp Auschwitz sweatshirts and 6 million Jews were not enough sweatshirts or t-shirts.

01:09:51.000 Stop.

01:09:52.000 So there was one lunatic who had a Camp Auschwitz shirt on.

01:09:58.000 The number of people that agreed with him in any way, shape, or form at that rally was, I mean, I'd be shocked if it was one.

01:10:07.000 So he's a fucking freak that would be totally ostracized by everyone there.

01:10:12.000 And I don't even know what that stupid shirt means.

01:10:15.000 It's just a rude joke or something.

01:10:16.000 You're trying to be shocking.

01:10:18.000 It's like Gigi Allen type of thing, or you're saying the Holocaust didn't happen. 0.90

01:10:21.000 I don't know what your shirt means.

01:10:22.000 It's just clearly just meant to be offensive.

01:10:24.000 You're definitely an anti-Semite. 0.62

01:10:27.000 But the amount of people that would be like, yeah, fucking Auschwitz, it was bullshit, man.

01:10:31.000 Or good, I'm glad Auschwitz happened. 1.00

01:10:33.000 They weren't there.

01:10:34.000 So that guy clearly does not represent all of those people at all.

01:10:39.000 At all.

01:10:39.000 And you've never met them.

01:10:40.000 You don't know flyover state people.

01:10:42.000 You don't know Southerners.

01:10:43.000 You don't know normal people.

01:10:45.000 You don't know Rust-belt Americans.

01:10:46.000 So you just assume they all hate blacks and Jews because you're a fucking retard.

01:10:52.000 Secondly, the 6 million wasn't enough shirts were not there.

01:10:56.000 That's a totally, there was one fucking idiot, and I would love to just incinerate him.

01:11:01.000 I'm going to go back in a time machine and kill him in his crib, not Hitler. 1.00

01:11:04.000 One bumbling idiot.

01:11:06.000 I don't know if he was a Proud Boy.

01:11:08.000 I don't think he was.

01:11:08.000 He was wearing that shirt, 6MWE.

01:11:12.000 Some people say it doesn't mean 6 million wasn't enough, but whatever.

01:11:15.000 It's a fucking dumb shirt to have on, you fucking loser, imbecile.

01:11:21.000 And he was standing next to Proud Boys, so that became not just a Proud Boys motto, and I've seen that discussed as a Proud Boy's anthem, but now anyone who's at any kind of Patriotic rally agrees with him that it should have been more Jews killed in the Holocaust. 0.82

01:11:39.000 So you take that one shirt from a different rally from one fucking asshole, and now he infects every other political rally.

01:11:45.000 And by the way, asshole with that shirt on, you might have been aware of that. 0.85

01:11:48.000 Okay?

01:11:50.000 It's cool to say something truthful and shock people with it, but to say you wish they killed more Jews, you should have known you're fucking over all of these innocent patriots for rallies to come because of dumb bitches like this. 1.00

01:12:02.000 That's your fault.

01:12:04.000 I mean, it's her fault for being stupid too, but you're both culpable.

01:12:07.000 And you more than her, you fucking idiot. 0.59

01:12:10.000 Fuck that guy.

01:12:11.000 Fuck him.

01:12:12.000 And how do they not know that?

01:12:16.000 So they're taking that shirt and making it...

01:12:18.000 There was tons of those shirts there, t-shirts and sweatshirts.

01:12:22.000 So all she has is one asshole at the Capitol who doesn't like Jews.

01:12:27.000 So check out her question after that.

01:12:29.000 Retarded assumption. 0.99

01:12:32.000 Jared were Jewish. 0.71

01:12:35.000 Additionally, how does Jared Kushner not address this, speak out against this, resign anything?

01:12:46.000 Resign?

01:12:46.000 Anything?

01:12:47.000 When his own grandmother, Ray Kushner, fled from the Holocaust, she was in the Holocaust.

01:12:56.000 She survived it.

01:12:57.000 She moved to New York and had two sons.

01:13:01.000 What kind of person is this that doesn't speak out against?

01:13:06.000 Jared Kushner now has to speak out about a sweatshirt.

01:13:09.000 That's all it is.

01:13:10.000 They were not there to promote anti-Semitism, you silly, useless cow. 0.83

01:13:15.000 And Sarah is equally retarded because she's airing this on her Instagram like it's some sort of interesting point. 0.99

01:13:25.000 He doesn't resign or doesn't say anything, or did he say something and I missed it?

01:13:29.000 You missed a lot.

01:13:30.000 You missed everything.

01:13:31.000 Does he just earth?

01:13:34.000 Does he not have a soul?

01:13:35.000 That's the answer.

01:13:36.000 Does he not have a soul?

01:13:37.000 He doesn't have a soul.

01:13:38.000 Does he not care?

01:13:39.000 Yeah, he doesn't care what his grandmother went through because he didn't have a...

01:13:42.000 He didn't resign because someone wore a sweatshirt.

01:13:44.000 That means he doesn't care that his grandmother was in the fucking Holocaust. 0.68

01:13:48.000 Why does she look like the weekend right there? 0.99

01:13:50.000 Is that just me?

01:13:52.000 I care what his grandmother went through to survive and live here.

01:13:56.000 I don't know.

01:13:57.000 Maybe you can help provide some insight because I just really don't understand.

01:14:04.000 Correct.

01:14:06.000 Yeah.

01:14:07.000 It's a conundrum.

01:14:08.000 No, it's not.

01:14:10.000 It really is.

01:14:11.000 I don't understand.

01:14:13.000 First of all, I've never seen someone so not Jewish looking. 0.97

01:14:19.000 And I have blondes in my family. 1.00

01:14:22.000 He's got those like fine bones.

01:14:26.000 He looks like a, you know, if you gave him like tiny circle specks, he would look like a Nazi doctor. 0.86

01:14:31.000 Expect with the bone structure of Jews. 1.00

01:14:33.000 Oh, you don't look Jewish. 1.00

01:14:34.000 Upraniums are different and stuff like that.

01:14:36.000 Yeah.

01:14:38.000 Like a Nazi doctor, like a Dr. Mengela. 0.97

01:14:41.000 That's actually not true.

01:14:43.000 I once Googled Dr. Mengela, and he looks like Alfred E. Newman, to be honest.

01:14:48.000 No, he doesn't.

01:14:49.000 None of that matters, of course, what he looks like.

01:14:51.000 But if you were casting a Nazi, he'd be called in. 0.76

01:14:58.000 None of that matters.

01:14:59.000 I'm being, of course, superficial, but I just think like the people surrounding him, he is not capable of empathy.

01:15:12.000 That is the tie that binds him.

01:15:14.000 I fucking hate Jared Kushner, but I don't purport to understand his emotions and whether he's capable of empathy or not.

01:15:22.000 This is just, this is women involved in politics, folks. 1.00

01:15:25.000 It's just juvenile.

01:15:29.000 Why pay psychologists or therapists if you could just so easily read the inner workings of a person by not even meeting them?

01:15:35.000 It's like the number one rule of journalism or any kind of analysis is you don't assume that you understand what someone's motives are or how they feel.

01:15:44.000 So you could say, he appeared to have no empathy.

01:15:48.000 You don't say he has no empathy.

01:15:49.000 It's just amateur hour.

01:15:50.000 It's the way high school kids write.

01:15:53.000 What do they all have in common?

01:15:55.000 No familial bonds.

01:15:58.000 What?

01:15:59.000 No experience with unconditional love.

01:16:02.000 What?

01:16:03.000 All they were given to signify love was money.

01:16:06.000 So that is what they covet and seek most.

01:16:10.000 Because they're rich.

01:16:12.000 And at, ironically, any cost.

01:16:16.000 You know what's funny too?

01:16:17.000 Sarah's Miss Jew. 0.97

01:16:18.000 Ivanka is way more Jewish than her, probably knows way more about the Torah.

01:16:23.000 And more importantly, and again, I'm not a fan of either of them per se, but it's undeniable that she's in a loving family with a loving husband that we don't like and beautiful children that she adores.

01:16:36.000 And Sarah will never have that. 0.69

01:16:38.000 And here she is telling us about love and unconditional love when Ivanka is just exuding unconditional love for her children, something that Sarah will never understand.

01:16:48.000 This is what the left does.

01:16:49.000 They project, you see.

01:16:50.000 So because Sarah's never experienced unconditional love and will never know the infinite joy of motherhood, she sees a mother and goes, she feels nothing.

01:16:59.000 She'll never experience unconditional love.

01:17:01.000 That's what motherhood is. 1.00

01:17:03.000 It's unconditional love.

01:17:05.000 You look up some suicide bomber and they talk to the mother and the mother always says, he was misunderstood.

01:17:11.000 I don't know why I'm doing Mexican.

01:17:12.000 Mexican suicide bombers.

01:17:18.000 Oh, wow.

01:17:20.000 Speaking of like one person, you know, speaks for the entire quote-unquote insurrection by wearing a fucking shirt.

01:17:27.000 It's like this moment here, this Raheem Qassam just posted this the other day to say, what is this?

01:17:34.000 It's like when good guys don't speak for the entire group.

01:17:39.000 I agree with you, brother, but it's not ours.

01:18:10.000 That's fucking wild, right?

01:18:12.000 And by the way, everyone's saying if this were Black Lives Matter, they would have been fucking murdered.

01:18:17.000 Did you see the way they're behaving?

01:18:19.000 If it was Black Lives Matter, the Capitol would be ashes right now. 1.00

01:18:22.000 We've seen the way Antifa and BLM act when they find a building they want to destroy. 0.85

01:18:27.000 It's gone.

01:18:28.000 They're still doing it in Portland.

01:18:29.000 I'm reading Andy Noe's book, Unmasked.

01:18:31.000 I'll talk about that tomorrow night.

01:18:32.000 But they call it riot porn.

01:18:34.000 They love it.

01:18:35.000 Oh, yeah.

01:18:36.000 They love destroying buildings.

01:18:39.000 Okay, we're running out of time here.

01:18:41.000 What do I want to add?

01:18:45.000 Okay, let's just finish Tessica Brown because this is getting way too late.

01:18:49.000 Tessica.

01:18:50.000 Let's do some racism.

01:18:52.000 Oh, okay.

01:18:57.000 Talk about racism.

01:19:00.000 That was racist, guys.

01:19:04.000 Here was a great little Prager You thing that sums up how we feel about the black plight in America.

01:19:11.000 And no, it's not slavery.

01:19:12.000 And no, it's not white supremacy.

01:19:14.000 It is welfare.

01:19:16.000 It shattered the black family. 0.99

01:19:20.000 Zoom in on that a little bit for me.

01:19:22.000 How welfare destroyed black families. 0.66

01:19:26.000 In 1960, before the welfare state's expansion, 22% of black children were raised with only one parent.

01:19:31.000 22%.

01:19:33.000 That's still a lot, by the way.

01:19:35.000 But now it's the opposite, especially in the Bronx.

01:19:40.000 Especially in Ryan Rivera's house.

01:19:42.000 By 1985, after the welfare state's expansion, 67% of black children were raised with only one parent, or no parents.

01:19:51.000 What?

01:19:51.000 No parents?

01:19:52.000 Jesus.

01:19:53.000 By 2016, after nearly 60 years of welfare, 73% of black children were born to unmarried mothers.

01:20:00.000 Why?

01:20:01.000 Because welfare pays more to single mothers than married ones, encourages more out of wedlock births, and the rise of fatherless children leads to men and women who do not pursue a nuclear family of their own.

01:20:10.000 Yeah, you didn't grow up with a dad, you don't feel it.

01:20:13.000 And when you grow up with divorce, you're more likely to get divorced.

01:20:17.000 This is kind of separate to the black family thing. 0.59

01:20:19.000 But like my wife and I have been through some rocky years, but our parents are both still together and we just ride it out.

01:20:25.000 And we always are happy we did.

01:20:27.000 Divorce couples, the children of divorce, just go, this is a rough month.

01:20:32.000 Let's end it now.

01:20:37.000 Okay, so Tessica Brown is still going.

01:20:41.000 What's the guy from Jersey Shore, Polly Dee? 0.99

01:20:44.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

01:20:47.000 Play that clip.

01:20:51.000 And then look up Polly D. It's the bigotry of low expectations. 1.00

01:20:55.000 I know we've talked about this before.

01:20:59.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

01:21:03.000 If Pauly D used gorilla glue in his hair to make that dumb weird crown he wears on his head.

01:21:10.000 Holy shit.

01:21:14.000 There would be zero empathy.

01:21:16.000 There would be zero talk of lawsuits.

01:21:18.000 He'd be known as the Gorilla Guido.

01:21:20.000 There'd be t-shirts of him.

01:21:21.000 He'd never work again.

01:21:24.000 Like it would come up.

01:21:25.000 He could be 80 years old.

01:21:27.000 And they go, oh shit, it's Grilla Guido.

01:21:29.000 No one would mention Jersey Shore ever again.

01:21:31.000 And he would just be the buffoon who people would make fun of other white people.

01:21:36.000 Like if you're Italian, they go, you're going to put Gorilla Glue in your hair? 1.00

01:21:39.000 Like Pauly D?

01:21:40.000 Jim Tan Laundry?

01:21:41.000 Yeah, they do.

01:21:42.000 Yeah, Jim Tan Laundry Gorilla Glue.

01:21:44.000 GTL.

01:21:45.000 That's what you'd be known as.

01:21:47.000 And you would not see one person, not even on the white side in the Italian community, go, come on, guys, that's kind of fucked up. 0.92

01:21:55.000 Leave them be.

01:21:56.000 Look, they're already doing Reese's peanut butter cuffs on his hair.

01:21:59.000 And by the way, he'd deserve it.

01:22:02.000 If he put Gorilla Glue in his hair, I wouldn't be giving him any sympathy.

01:22:04.000 I'd be laughing along with everyone else.

01:22:07.000 Just like I laughed when I saw Tessica Brown do it. 0.99

01:22:12.000 But I saw her on TMZ and she's pissed off. 1.00

01:22:14.000 I think she's trying to turn this into a money grab. 1.00

01:22:17.000 So you just show, there's her, she's got an agent now.

01:22:21.000 She's going for an agent. 0.99

01:22:22.000 She's got a hat too.

01:22:23.000 A bonding agent?

01:22:27.000 And this is her attitude on TMZ.

01:22:29.000 Basically, I'm going to exaggerate my suffering.

01:22:31.000 So Gorilla Glue, maybe she wants like a Tracy Morgan payment. 1.00

01:22:35.000 Maybe Gorilla Glue will have to pay her $100 million. 1.00

01:22:37.000 My hair won't move.

01:22:39.000 I'm somebody getting pregnant.

01:22:41.000 We are going to move on.

01:22:42.000 Yes, to the woman whose hair has captivated the nation.

01:22:47.000 Tessica Brown is the woman who went on TikTok and told you how she used Gorilla Glue.

01:22:53.000 I have a new theory about this, by the way.

01:22:56.000 I think she knew it was glue.

01:22:59.000 I think she knew it was glue.

01:23:00.000 I don't think she really knew it.

01:23:01.000 No, I think she knew.

01:23:02.000 Like punk rockers, when I was a kid, we would put glue in our mohawk sometimes if you wanted it to be taken care of for like two weeks.

01:23:09.000 So I think she just said, fuck it, I'm going balls out.

01:23:12.000 And then regretted it the next day and turned it into money or at least attention.

01:23:18.000 Hair, thinking that it would just hold her hair down and has instead been absolutely glued to her scalp for more than a month now.

01:23:25.000 So she has tried going to the ER.

01:23:27.000 That didn't work.

01:23:28.000 She tried using rubbing alcohol on it. 0.97

01:23:32.000 Didn't work.

01:23:32.000 So now she's going to 90210.

01:23:35.000 Yes, a Beverly Hills Plastic Surgeon.

01:23:37.000 So joining us right now is the woman who everyone has been waiting to hear from.

01:23:46.000 Tessica Brown is joining us right now.

01:23:48.000 Tessica, welcome to TMZ Live. 0.67

01:23:50.000 Hey, Tessica. 1.00

01:23:51.000 How you doing?

01:23:52.000 We're okay.

01:23:53.000 How are you doing?

01:23:54.000 How are you doing?

01:23:54.000 I'm pretending to give a shit about you.

01:23:58.000 Not good at all.

01:23:59.000 So, you know, we've kind of talked about what happened to you.

01:24:04.000 I'm wondering, you know, this must be extremely uncomfortable and maybe even unsafe.

01:24:10.000 So can you tell us what you're experiencing?

01:24:14.000 Well, right now it's to the point where it's like radians dancing on my feet.

01:24:21.000 Are you having headaches or?

01:24:22.000 Extreme headaches.

01:24:23.000 I'm taking Advil PMs.

01:24:27.000 That's pretty much the only thing that gets rid of my headaches.

01:24:29.000 Tess, Can we go back for just a minute?

01:24:32.000 And can you ask you?

01:24:33.000 What the fuck were you thinking, you imbecile?

01:24:37.000 That you would run out of what you normally put in your hair.

01:24:40.000 What drew you to this product?

01:24:43.000 Well, when I was looking for something else, I ran past my refrigerator and it was sitting right there.

01:24:49.000 No, I'm like, I could use this.

01:24:50.000 And when I come home, you know, I just walked in.

01:24:53.000 You put your gorilla glue in the fridge?

01:24:56.000 Thank God she didn't mistake it for hot sauce.

01:24:58.000 Glue in the fridge.

01:24:59.000 I ran out of hot sauce.

01:25:00.000 If she ran out of hot sauce before hair glue, it was really glue over us. 0.56

01:25:04.000 And now I have a burrito stuck to my mouth.

01:25:09.000 It makes the flavor stick.

01:25:10.000 I can't chew it.

01:25:11.000 It won't go down.

01:25:13.000 It is in my mouth.

01:25:15.000 I didn't think for one second it was going to be like this.

01:25:18.000 Right.

01:25:18.000 I can't imagine.

01:25:19.000 No one would put themselves through this.

01:25:21.000 That's a situation where they would put fucking eyes.

01:25:23.000 Look at his fake empathy eyes.

01:25:25.000 Hey, Sarah, you're looking for someone who has no empathy?

01:25:28.000 He's right there.

01:25:30.000 Intentionally.

01:25:32.000 We mentioned that there's a doctor in Beverly Hills, a plastic surgeon who says he can lymphoma, solve the problem.

01:25:41.000 Understand that you are going to get a liver transplant at the end of the day today for free.

01:25:47.000 What is the process?

01:25:48.000 Has he explained it to you?

01:25:49.000 No, I haven't talked to him yet.

01:25:51.000 Okay.

01:25:52.000 But I know they have sent me an email saying that they can help me.

01:25:56.000 Are you going to come out and do it?

01:25:57.000 Yeah.

01:25:58.000 I'm wondering if you can.

01:26:00.000 She's really pissed off.

01:26:00.000 She has to take Advil PM.

01:26:02.000 They'll do a blood test to make sure, and that'll come up in court.

01:26:05.000 And then they showed pics of her operation.

01:26:10.000 And I couldn't help but notice.

01:26:12.000 Wait, I didn't include the Daily Mail?

01:26:14.000 Shit.

01:26:14.000 Well, I couldn't help but notice when they showed her operation, she looks exactly like Marilyn Monroe in the morgue.

01:26:20.000 That's Marilyn Monroe dead, right? 0.56

01:26:24.000 And where's the other pic?

01:26:27.000 And there's Tessica having the glue removed.

01:26:30.000 They used industrial solvent and olive oil.

01:26:32.000 Oil gets out oil, folks.

01:26:35.000 And they managed to save.

01:26:36.000 Her hair doesn't really look like it's worth saving, does it?

01:26:40.000 I think you could afford to shave that.

01:26:43.000 No?

01:26:44.000 It doesn't look good.

01:26:45.000 It's not like good.

01:26:46.000 Yeah.

01:26:46.000 I mean, it'll take you about a week to grow that back and you'll be fine.

01:26:49.000 It took like five hours.

01:26:52.000 Look, her eyes are taped shut. 1.00

01:26:54.000 But go back to Marilyn Monroe. 1.00

01:26:57.000 Who wore it better?

01:26:58.000 Marilyn Monroe or Tessica?

01:27:00.000 And of course, you're all shocked because you're not allowed to mock black women.

01:27:05.000 You know, it's funny, it's like...

01:27:06.000 Molly D can be mocked.

01:27:08.000 Now, why can't you mock black women? 1.00

01:27:09.000 Well, you see them as less than if they're not mockable.

01:27:14.000 You think that she's a retard and you don't want to criticize her because it's mean to pick on retards. 1.00

01:27:18.000 Well, I'm an egalitarian and I am happy to pick on someone who puts glue in their hair, no matter what race or gender they are.

01:27:27.000 Daring, huh?

01:27:32.000 You know what's weird is that Marilyn Monroe's hair looks like it belongs to a person who's alive and Tessica's looks like it belongs to somebody who's been burned badly.

01:27:42.000 So much outpouring of sympathy.

01:27:44.000 And I like how with all the outpouring of sympathy, her first reaction is, I want to sue.

01:27:50.000 My life sucks.

01:27:51.000 I have headaches.

01:27:52.000 Fuck all these people.

01:27:53.000 Like, I would just be very happy that I'm not the laughingstock of the universe.

01:27:58.000 I would go, yeah, it was really stupid.

01:28:00.000 I can't believe I did it.

01:28:02.000 And I just, I'm happy about getting so much sympathy.

01:28:04.000 I assumed I'd be the laughing stock of the world.

01:28:06.000 Like, you know, say Pauli D would be on Jersey Shore.

01:28:09.000 But yeah, thanks, guys, for at least having some sympathy for me.

01:28:14.000 I fucked up.

01:28:17.000 But no, she's got to make that gorilla glue money. 1.00

01:28:19.000 All right, let's hit the mailbag.

01:28:22.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a death.

01:28:27.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

01:28:33.000 Let me touch it.

01:28:35.000 Uh-oh, Ryan.

01:28:37.000 Okay, I'm having some troubles.

01:28:40.000 You know, I've had this computer since I had Rooster.

01:28:44.000 That was 2010.

01:28:46.000 So I've had this computer for 11 years.

01:28:49.000 Maybe it's time to upgrade that shit.

01:28:51.000 Maybe it's time to get a new computer.

01:28:54.000 This thing keeps fucking up.

01:28:56.000 And sometimes when I get on, to get my email up and running and not like beach ballooning could take like an hour.

01:29:06.000 Oh, good.

01:29:07.000 This is on our cringe, our cringe bender.

01:29:11.000 I got to cut my hair.

01:29:13.000 What were you talking about?

01:29:14.000 A helmet that cuts your hair?

01:29:16.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:29:17.000 You put it on.

01:29:18.000 It even grooms.

01:29:20.000 It does your beard?

01:29:22.000 This sounds like a Tessica part two.

01:29:24.000 I'm going to put that on and have weird bald spots all over my head.

01:29:27.000 You could, but then you could sue.

01:29:29.000 But then that would be funny.

01:29:30.000 Okay, bring it in tomorrow.

01:29:31.000 I'll try it.

01:29:32.000 Okay.

01:29:34.000 Check out this cringy PSA from Hip Hop Public Health, a nonprofit that has Chuck D and DMC on its board.

01:29:40.000 Looks like a B-grade high school project, but they brag.

01:29:43.000 We were just there, dummy.

01:29:44.000 Come on, dude.

01:29:45.000 Thanks, man.

01:29:46.000 You should have known.

01:29:47.000 But they brag about the predominantly black team of professional artists that collaborated to make this pile of shitlog. 1.00

01:29:52.000 It even features DMC on vocals.

01:29:55.000 Yeah, let's go to the end of that.

01:29:59.000 Just for shits and gigs.

01:30:00.000 Run, run, D, D. Okay, stop, stop.

01:30:06.000 I want to count them all.

01:30:09.000 Go back.

01:30:15.000 Stop.

01:30:16.000 So, written and performed.

01:30:18.000 One, two, three, four.

01:30:21.000 One, two, three, four.

01:30:22.000 Five, six, seven.

01:30:25.000 Producers are very important.

01:30:29.000 Eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen.

01:30:36.000 I assume there's a 17 behind me.

01:30:40.000 18.

01:30:42.000 DeAndre Reid.

01:30:43.000 18.

01:30:44.000 Keep going.

01:30:47.000 19, 20, 21, 22, 23.

01:30:51.000 Medical oversight.

01:30:54.000 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29.

01:31:00.000 29 fucking people made that piece of shit, which is about 100 times worse than the bumpers that we have on this show that one guy does in an afternoon. 0.62

01:31:11.000 This is what, like, when you hear Black Lives Matter raised a billion dollars and none of it went to black college funds or anything, it goes to this shit. 0.78

01:31:17.000 A bunch of fake jobs.

01:31:18.000 They're like the mop, they have no show jobs.

01:31:24.000 Weird Google warning about censored.tv.

01:31:27.000 Uh-oh.

01:31:31.000 I feel like there's another storm a brewing.

01:31:34.000 Attackers might be trying to steal your information from www.free speech TVprodAppSpot.com.

01:31:42.000 What the hell is that?

01:31:45.000 Normally uses encryption to protect information, blah, blah, blah.

01:31:48.000 What is free speech TV-prod?

01:31:51.000 I'm going to send this to my nerds.

01:31:54.000 But that looks like it's very bad.

01:31:58.000 I wonder where he was.

01:32:02.000 What happens when you look up free speech.tv?

01:32:14.000 That's interesting.

01:32:16.000 Because I thought when we had that lawsuit, their thing was we're going to direct it over to us.

01:32:20.000 Right.

01:32:21.000 And you can't direct it to you anymore.

01:32:24.000 Now it just looks like they wanted to shut us down.

01:32:26.000 Yeah.

01:32:27.000 Not utilize that at all.

01:32:28.000 It's almost like they had a source of income to get legal, and they didn't really care about the end results.

01:32:36.000 And they were hoping to goad us into a war.

01:32:41.000 It's also funny how my life started really getting in shit the day I pointed out that Soros worked with Nazis and helped identify the Jews for their homes.

01:32:50.000 And it's also funny how Ezra Levant did the same thing, and he's been in litigation ever since.

01:33:01.000 Cabin, you see, talking about places to move, and New Hampshire came up.

01:33:04.000 I live in shithole, Massachusetts, and I've got to tell you that NH and VT, New Hampshire and Vermont are very different places.

01:33:10.000 Vermont is now full of lefty types.

01:33:13.000 See how I'm reading, Ryan?

01:33:14.000 Yes.

01:33:15.000 You've got to emphasize certain words to keep it interesting.

01:33:18.000 Not just blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:33:21.000 Vermont is now full of lefty types.

01:33:24.000 They even recently enacted new gun control, and it's nothing like when it used to be known as the Texas of the North.

01:33:29.000 New Hampshire has constitutional carry, meaning no need for gun licenses.

01:33:33.000 It's also full of MAGA folks.

01:33:36.000 There are plenty of libs, but they know that they are not the majority.

01:33:39.000 I definitely plan to move to New Hampshire ASAP.

01:33:41.000 Proud of your boy.

01:33:43.000 Okay.

01:33:44.000 I apologize for lumping New Hampshire in with Vermont.

01:33:47.000 That was dumb.

01:33:50.000 Um.

01:33:53.000 We forgot Prescott, Arizona, too, on the map.

01:33:56.000 No, some of them I didn't put on the fucking map if I only got one person mentioning them.

01:34:02.000 I sent a few good questions and you didn't even give them a peep.

01:34:05.000 I think I'm done with your shit show.

01:34:06.000 Fuck the Oriental bastard. 1.00

01:34:08.000 Okay, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

01:34:12.000 Dear Gary, that's Gary.

01:34:15.000 Hi, Gavin.

01:34:15.000 I'm Ryan.

01:34:16.000 Take a look at what is called news in 2021.

01:34:18.000 Joe Biden playing a video game against his granddaughter.

01:34:21.000 I swear to God, I died somewhere at the end of 2019, was forced into an alternative timeline.

01:34:25.000 What the fuck is going on anymore?

01:34:27.000 I had a whole thread of the media kissing Biden's ass, which I'll probably get to tomorrow or the next day.

01:34:33.000 We didn't get to cover it today.

01:34:37.000 Here's the news at Camp David.

01:34:42.000 That's what Camp David was designed for, for Jews and Palestinians to get together and play Mario-Kart. 0.99

01:34:51.000 He probably loves hanging up with his granddaughter because it's the exact same IQ.

01:34:55.000 She smells good, too.

01:34:57.000 I'm a fine artist and tattoo apprentice in Northwest Indiana.

01:35:01.000 Big fan of the show.

01:35:01.000 My boyfriend introduced me to JuML this past summer.

01:35:04.000 Haven't missed a show since.

01:35:05.000 I've been wanting to paint or draw something for you guys that you might like enough to hang in the studio.

01:35:09.000 Seeing that painting that was done of you and Ryan in the mailbag catch-up show lit a fire under my ass.

01:35:16.000 To knock one out for you guys in between commission work.

01:35:18.000 Here's a quick 8x6 inch with nail and eye piece in grayscale markers.

01:35:23.000 Wow.

01:35:23.000 Damn.

01:35:24.000 You are good at drawing, my dear.

01:35:27.000 Holy shit, that is good.

01:35:30.000 Please send that to us.

01:35:33.000 Ryan, I'm going to forward you that and you can track her down.

01:35:36.000 Oh, wait, you already have her email.

01:35:38.000 Yep.

01:35:40.000 Ryan K. Rivera, gay sex tape.

01:35:44.000 Okay.

01:35:45.000 An artist friend and I made...

01:35:48.000 Ah, this is how the letters I get sound.

01:35:51.000 This is how much they care about grammar and my time.

01:35:54.000 A artist friend I made years ago who also drowned by accident.

01:36:01.000 I don't know what that means.

01:36:07.000 What am I watching and what do you mean?

01:36:09.000 Hard Times New.

01:36:17.000 Oh, so he had written to us about that chick who drowned at the Cecil Hotel, which is a new release on Netflix.

01:36:26.000 I know it's ancient news, but it's a new release.

01:36:29.000 And this guy, I guess, didn't take his meds either.

01:36:32.000 He could have been at my Zaney Zoo.

01:36:36.000 This mask shit is getting weird.

01:36:37.000 Dear Gavin, I'm president of Fagganistan.

01:36:40.000 I saw this commercial on TV the other day, and I think the mask Nazis may have finally jumped the shark.

01:36:46.000 Even the lefties at my job thought it was creepy and weird.

01:37:13.000 I'm digging.

01:37:14.000 See all the spread.

01:37:16.000 Is the spread not slowed?

01:37:19.000 If masks work, why don't they work?

01:37:22.000 Fatal COVID deaths.

01:37:24.000 Time chart.

01:37:28.000 My understanding is it's plummeting.

01:37:31.000 And all that matters is fatalities, by the way.

01:37:33.000 Cases is irrelevant.

01:37:36.000 May 2020?

01:37:37.000 No, no, no.

01:37:38.000 We need 2021.

01:37:43.000 I mean, New York is always the worst, right?

01:37:47.000 News.

01:37:49.000 COVID tracker one day ago.

01:37:52.000 I don't care about cases.

01:37:54.000 It just means that you did more tests.

01:37:57.000 It's so hard to get raw data on this, right?

01:38:01.000 We know what the chart will look like.

01:38:03.000 It'll look like deaths have gone way the fuck down.

01:38:07.000 April 2010.

01:38:09.000 What's this?

01:38:11.000 May 1st, 2020.

01:38:13.000 Fuck my balls.

01:38:17.000 What's this?

01:38:20.000 Anyway, the numbers are going fucking down.

01:38:25.000 And I don't trust your...

01:38:26.000 Even your deaths are bullshit.

01:38:28.000 If George Floyd didn't die of COVID, no one with COVID died of COVID.

01:38:33.000 All right, sorry, that's a tangent.

01:38:38.000 Look at this hot chick. 1.00

01:38:39.000 You need to rate this chick. 1.00

01:38:40.000 Valerie Loreda.

01:38:42.000 She's an MMA fighter and has possibly the world's greatest hip-to-waist ratio. 0.99

01:38:50.000 Whoa.

01:38:51.000 That is something else.

01:38:54.000 Tabernac de Coles Modit Christe.

01:38:59.000 Unglé.

01:39:01.000 She is something.

01:39:08.000 You know she's going to get fat after she has kids, though, right? 1.00

01:39:17.000 I'm going to give that a...

01:39:19.000 I mean, an 8 feels weird.

01:39:21.000 I mean, mean.

01:39:24.000 What do you think, Ryan?

01:39:25.000 I'm going to give that an aye.

01:39:28.000 No, what are you going to give it?

01:39:30.000 That's my rating.

01:39:31.000 Aye, aye.

01:39:32.000 No, don't do this faggot shit where you might offend your girlfriend. 1.00

01:39:36.000 What do you rate her? 0.80

01:39:40.000 Yeah.

01:39:42.000 She's like a 7-ish.

01:39:46.000 It's an 8.2.

01:39:50.000 What's up, GNR?

01:39:51.000 Someone probably Ryan messed up the Schotz and Coke shirt.

01:39:53.000 When you talked about wearing one to South by Southwest, it was funny, but the shirt you're selling is not funny because whoever designed it let out the word yet at the end.

01:40:02.000 What?

01:40:03.000 That's what made it funny.

01:40:05.000 As is, the shirt is 4 to 10 funny.

01:40:07.000 With yet, it's...

01:40:08.000 No, I never wrote that.

01:40:10.000 I never said don't let me do shots or Coke yet.

01:40:13.000 You got the wrong guy.

01:40:16.000 I wrote that as a totally sincere thing because I noticed that Cokes and Shots were ruining my South by Southwest day.

01:40:23.000 And if I stuck to beer, I would have a great time and remember everything and get laid and see bands.

01:40:28.000 So I made that sign on me to avoid people offering me Coke and Shots.

01:40:34.000 Would you rather never drink alcohol again or have to kiss Ryan's bare ass cheek at the beginning and end of every GOML episode?

01:40:47.000 I could basically be your sponsor.

01:40:50.000 That's a tough one, man.

01:41:05.000 See, the problem with kissing your ass cheek isn't just the ass. 0.75

01:41:08.000 I mean, it's just skin.

01:41:09.000 But it's the humiliation of constantly bowing down to you.

01:41:15.000 Just my cheeks.

01:41:17.000 The place where the poo-poo comes from. 1.00

01:41:18.000 I would have no pride.

01:41:20.000 No.

01:41:20.000 I wouldn't be a man.

01:41:22.000 Correct.

01:41:23.000 Now, those ass cheeks, I would kiss those every day. 1.00

01:41:29.000 You'd be sober.

01:41:30.000 You'd take vitamins.

01:41:31.000 Yeah, I think I could handle kissing those butt cheeks every day. 1.00

01:41:34.000 And I'd say to my wife, sorry.

01:41:36.000 I'm not nuts about it either.

01:41:37.000 I just don't want to drink anymore.

01:41:39.000 Quit booze.

01:41:39.000 It has nothing to do with the butt.

01:41:42.000 I guess I would have to give up drinking.

01:41:44.000 Nice.

01:41:44.000 I'd be very upset about it.

01:41:46.000 In fact, I'm almost in a bad mood just from imagining not drinking.

01:41:50.000 Let's go to the final vid.

01:41:51.000 Let's drink.

01:42:07.000 So not only did we give you a fun green screen making fun of de Blasio and include, I don't know, 850 links with a general theme, but Ryan has put together a compilation of people falling in the ice.

01:42:25.000 Now, Texas got some ice.

01:42:27.000 Their wind turbines didn't help, but they don't know how to deal with ice.

01:42:32.000 Us Canadians, we know when we stand down and it's slippy, we know how to just sort of slide and slowly walk down.

01:42:38.000 They don't understand that.

01:42:39.000 So when they slip, they don't even know how to fall correctly.

01:42:43.000 We forgot that, by the way.

01:42:44.000 Oh, yeah.

01:42:45.000 Trump skewed indictment of wind power.

01:42:47.000 We did a fact check.

01:42:48.000 Wind power is awesome.

01:42:50.000 And then more than 2.7 million Texans are without power after wind turbines freeze.

01:42:56.000 I love it.

01:42:59.000 So this is people who aren't used to snow dealing with snow.

01:43:03.000 Oh, Philly should be used to snow.

01:43:08.000 They always whack their...

01:43:09.000 Oh, no, don't hurt the kid.

01:43:11.000 Brian, this better not be a hurt kid.

01:43:15.000 Okay, he landed pretty good.

01:43:17.000 Oh, see, it's the whack of the head.

01:43:21.000 I remember that as Canadian on ice, you'd fall on your ass and then your head would snap like a whip against the ice.

01:43:28.000 You could break your fucking neck on those stairs if you hit your spine the right way.

01:43:32.000 Oh, yeah.

01:43:34.000 Oh, yeah.

01:43:35.000 I'm going to run down this.

01:43:36.000 Oh, that was the coxyx.

01:43:38.000 The coxys? 0.98

01:43:40.000 Is that what it's called?

01:43:41.000 This is more Philly.

01:43:42.000 I thought this was Texas.

01:43:44.000 Yeah, of course.

01:43:45.000 Oh, nice save.

01:43:47.000 And what the fuck are you wearing slides in the winter for?

01:43:50.000 Please get those fucking shoes off. 1.00

01:43:53.000 Wear shoes, America.

01:43:54.000 It's ironic they're called slides.

01:43:56.000 Oh, nice.

01:43:57.000 We've got slides too.

01:43:58.000 Good.

01:43:59.000 I didn't expect to slide in my fucking slides.

01:44:03.000 What's happening here?

01:44:04.000 Oh.

01:44:05.000 Ooh, the elbows.

01:44:06.000 Yeah, that sucks.

01:44:11.000 I'm sorry.

01:44:12.000 I shouldn't have said Texas.

01:44:13.000 This appears to be all Philly.

01:44:15.000 He's going again.

01:44:18.000 Ever heard of salt, Philly?

01:44:23.000 He's got to go again.

01:44:24.000 No.

01:44:25.000 Oh, this is...

01:44:26.000 Owie! 1.00

01:44:27.000 What's that doing here?

01:44:29.000 I don't know.

01:44:30.000 Why'd you put that here?

01:44:31.000 I just heard there's a lot of compilation of people falling downstairs.

01:44:36.000 He's got them eyes.

01:44:40.000 What would she have?

01:44:40.000 A little tray of food there?

01:44:43.000 What did you think?

01:44:44.000 What are you in fucking Sesame Street?

01:44:46.000 Five golden pies.

01:44:49.000 Good save, dude.

01:44:51.000 That was a good fall.

01:44:54.000 Grab the banner on the way down like fucking Spider-Man.

01:44:56.000 Or should I say Pete Buttajig?

01:45:04.000 Okay.

01:45:04.000 The rest of this is unnecessario.

01:45:09.000 How do you slide down a one-stare- I guess it is easy.

01:45:13.000 It's a one-starer.

01:45:17.000 Oh, that looked like a face plant. 0.53

01:45:24.000 Oh, that could be a lot of teeth gone, dude.

01:45:27.000 That could be a broken nose and two missing teeth.

01:45:29.000 How could that not even be just a chip tooth?

01:45:32.000 That's what I meant when I said Texas, I guess.

01:45:34.000 Look at him.

01:45:35.000 And then he goes into her.

01:45:40.000 Can we see that one again?

01:45:41.000 This is sadistic.

01:45:42.000 I'm not happy that I like this.

01:45:43.000 This is the last one.

01:45:44.000 This is the finale.

01:45:45.000 Oh, okay.

01:45:48.000 Oh, that spine shot.

01:45:50.000 Oh, there you have it.

01:45:56.000 So there you have it, folks.

01:45:57.000 There's a war on free speech.

01:45:59.000 There's a war on meritocracy.

01:46:01.000 Affirmative action is ruining everything.

01:46:03.000 Not because we care about race and gender and sexual preference, but because we don't care about race and gender and sexual preference.

01:46:11.000 But they do, and they're shoving it down our fucking throats based on some hundreds-year-old injustice that we have to pay for.

01:46:18.000 I'm not paying for it.

01:46:20.000 Sorry.

01:46:20.000 And if you have a problem with that, then fire me.

01:46:24.000 Get fired.

01:46:25.000 Get in trouble.

01:46:25.000 Be brave.

01:46:26.000 And never stop fighting.

01:46:40.000 The city's burning to the ground.

01:46:45.000 Everyone is struggling now.

01:46:47.000 I feel like I'm gonna go.

01:46:49.000 The city's burning to the ground.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 16, 2021

S03E74 - THE LEFT IS CRINGE

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