Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #86 - GET FIRED

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGuinness.

00:00:40.000 Yeah, that's a cool wee band Fay in New Orleans, by the way.

00:00:45.000 Special interest, and that's called Street Pulse Beat.

00:00:50.000 And a new album out, really weird band, but really good.

00:00:55.000 I guess you'd call them bunk.

00:00:56.000 But they go out of the...

00:00:57.000 Love it.

00:00:58.000 Look at my fucking hair.

00:00:59.000 If I don't spend, if I don't have a shower and spend like an hour fixing it up, then it's a huge fucking mess.

00:01:09.000 I think I've had enough of this shit.

00:01:11.000 I thought I would be wild man forest guy for like as a new look.

00:01:18.000 You know, I've changed.

00:01:19.000 I'm not a proud boy anymore.

00:01:22.000 I don't really talk about politics as much now that Trump is gone and we just have a retard in the White House who's not even there. 1.00

00:01:27.000 I think Kamala Harris was answering all his questions yesterday.

00:01:30.000 I don't like the butt chick. 1.00

00:01:33.000 So politics isn't as fun anymore, and this mess is just...

00:01:39.000 It's not me.

00:01:40.000 I mean, look at him.

00:01:41.000 He's pimping.

00:01:43.000 He's pimping.

00:01:44.000 Where's the haircut helmet you were talking about yesterday?

00:01:47.000 Oh, yeah.

00:01:48.000 I brought it up.

00:01:49.000 I think it's right here.

00:01:52.000 So you put this on, and it trims you right up.

00:01:56.000 I named it the Hair Catron. 0.93

00:01:58.000 I've seen this before.

00:01:59.000 It has vacuums, and then the vacuums have little scissors in it. 0.93

00:02:02.000 Yeah, and you'd have to dump it out later.

00:02:04.000 If this pulls my hair, I hate...

00:02:06.000 Two of my least favorite things are having my hair pulled and any kind of electrical shock.

00:02:11.000 You can beat me up for an hour.

00:02:12.000 But if this starts pulling my hair, I'm going to pull your hair. 0.99

00:02:17.000 It is a disaster.

00:02:19.000 No, it shouldn't do that.

00:02:21.000 This is the third generation.

00:02:23.000 So they fixed a lot of the bugs.

00:02:27.000 Okay.

00:02:30.000 So, Ryan Rivera claims that this stupid thing he got in Japan, which looks tiny for my big head, and my head's not that big, will cut my hair.

00:02:42.000 And you should zoom in so people can see it operate.

00:02:46.000 This will cut my hair and my beard and groom me in a matter of seconds.

00:02:51.000 Surely there has to be touch-ups after that where you have to fix parts.

00:02:56.000 No?

00:02:56.000 What are you doing?

00:02:57.000 Zooming you.

00:02:58.000 No, no, zoom with manual zoom.

00:03:01.000 So it's sharp.

00:03:09.000 You ready?

00:03:16.000 I can feel it on the beard.

00:03:17.000 Do I have to do this?

00:03:25.000 By the way, notice how non-wrinkly my eyes are.

00:03:29.000 And this you stuff up in it?

00:03:34.000 Okay, you're not doing a very good job here, Ryan.

00:03:36.000 I don't want to move this because it's getting it back in place.

00:03:40.000 Just hang it up.

00:03:41.000 What do I do here?

00:03:44.000 Okay, so I switch it on at the back.

00:03:47.000 Oh, you hear that?

00:03:49.000 There's the wind.

00:03:51.000 Whoa.

00:03:54.000 It feels like little spiders.

00:03:56.000 Holy shit.

00:03:58.000 Oh my god, this is the weirdest feeling I've ever experienced.

00:04:02.000 Kate, zoom out.

00:04:03.000 Zoom out.

00:04:03.000 Ow, ow, ow!

00:04:04.000 Oh, it's ripping my fucking hair out.

00:04:06.000 Ow! 1.00

00:04:07.000 Ow! 1.00

00:04:09.000 You're right, dude?

00:04:10.000 Ow, Jesus!

00:04:12.000 Ow! 1.00

00:04:13.000 Are you a fuck?

00:04:14.000 Hold on one second.

00:04:15.000 Let me get the camera out of here. 0.91

00:04:18.000 No, no, no.

00:04:19.000 That's really bad.

00:04:20.000 My hair is still tangled in the fans.

00:04:22.000 I don't know if you're supposed to take it off yet.

00:04:26.000 I'm scared.

00:04:26.000 I'm going to rip my hair out.

00:04:27.000 I think my hair is tangled in the fans like a washcloth in a garbage disposal.

00:04:33.000 Ah, ah, ah.

00:04:36.000 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 1.00

00:04:39.000 Ow, ow, ow, ow. 1.00

00:04:41.000 Ow, oh.

00:04:42.000 You're the grape lady now. 0.99

00:04:48.000 Wow.

00:04:49.000 Whoa.

00:04:51.000 See, it works.

00:04:52.000 Whoa.

00:04:54.000 What is this with the line?

00:04:56.000 It does.

00:04:56.000 Well, it's a setting.

00:04:58.000 Well, why did you set it to that?

00:04:59.000 That looks absurd.

00:05:00.000 You said it to modern.

00:05:01.000 That's like German mall goth.

00:05:03.000 There was modern.

00:05:04.000 Dude, that line is insane.

00:05:06.000 You look like a Mexican gangbanger. 1.00

00:05:08.000 Yeah, that's not a good look.

00:05:10.000 There was three settings I didn't know.

00:05:12.000 Otherwise, I don't really hate it.

00:05:15.000 I thought there'd be bald patches.

00:05:17.000 No, it does the beard, does the...

00:05:19.000 It does everything.

00:05:20.000 How long was that?

00:05:22.000 Like seconds.

00:05:23.000 15 seconds, maybe?

00:05:25.000 You got to hand it to Japan. 0.91

00:05:28.000 Pretty cool.

00:05:28.000 Yeah, so good.

00:05:30.000 Pretty cool.

00:05:32.000 Nothing wrong with that.

00:05:33.000 That's going to take over.

00:05:34.000 You don't have to wait in a Baba chair. 0.99

00:05:39.000 Man, I look gorgeous, by the way.

00:05:42.000 Nothing wrong with that.

00:05:43.000 Nothing wrong with being gorgeous.

00:05:45.000 Put my dad out of business, that thing.

00:05:47.000 Yeah.

00:05:47.000 Your dad's going to be pissed.

00:05:49.000 I mean, I thought he was the only haircutting Japanese robot on the market.

00:05:56.000 Let me explain Ryan's joke.

00:05:58.000 Ryan's biological father, Katsu, has no feelings.

00:06:02.000 So that's why he's calling him a robot.

00:06:04.000 He was able to abandon his child, leave him to the wolves.

00:06:08.000 Aka Puerto Ricans. 1.00

00:06:10.000 I'm like Mowgli.

00:06:12.000 And he was raised by Puerto Ricans.

00:06:14.000 That's right.

00:06:15.000 Like a wolf boy.

00:06:16.000 What do you guys eat?

00:06:18.000 Just beans and rice and shit.

00:06:20.000 Beans and rice.

00:06:21.000 Is there even such thing as a Puerto Rican restaurant?

00:06:23.000 Oh, dude.

00:06:24.000 No, there's good shit.

00:06:25.000 There's like fried yucca.

00:06:28.000 There's Mofongo is Dominican.

00:06:31.000 Funche.

00:06:33.000 Bianda. 0.95

00:06:34.000 Baca La Alfrito. 1.00

00:06:36.000 What's baca elfrito? 0.86

00:06:38.000 It's fried, deep fried.

00:06:40.000 Oh, it's so good.

00:06:41.000 Oh, it's so good.

00:06:42.000 so good.

00:06:43.000 Oh, God, it's so good.

00:06:46.000 Oh, my God.

00:06:47.000 It's good.

00:06:48.000 Baca El Frito.

00:06:50.000 But a bucket of El Fritos.

00:06:54.000 I know Gary likes a big bucket of Fritos.

00:06:58.000 Are there Puerto Rican restaurants?

00:07:00.000 Yep.

00:07:00.000 Sure are.

00:07:01.000 Name one.

00:07:02.000 Well, it's probably like a Puerto Rican restaurant in New York.

00:07:05.000 There's Minas.

00:07:06.000 Minas is pretty good.

00:07:07.000 Oh, Pernil is pork.

00:07:09.000 That's Minil. 0.98

00:07:10.000 It's a type of pork with their sofrito, which is a bunch of spices.

00:07:14.000 Sofrito, so fucking what?

00:07:16.000 More like.

00:07:17.000 Hey.

00:07:18.000 That's very nice.

00:07:20.000 Puerto Rico.

00:07:20.000 Not that there's a ton of English restaurants, Scottish restaurants, although McDonald's is a successful chain.

00:07:27.000 Or Canadian restaurants.

00:07:31.000 Although there is Mile End, the Montreal restaurant that serves Montreal bagels and putin.

00:07:37.000 So what's that?

00:07:38.000 They got food down.

00:07:38.000 That looks fucking gross, dude.

00:07:40.000 Yeah, right.

00:07:41.000 A bunch of rice and beans, and then it's like a cow's dick.

00:07:45.000 There's no cow's dick. 0.93

00:07:46.000 That's just like random pieces of butcher meat that no one else wants.

00:07:51.000 Plantains?

00:07:51.000 They love plantains.

00:07:52.000 Fry's a banana.

00:07:53.000 Gross.

00:07:54.000 This looks like...

00:07:55.000 Look at that.

00:07:56.000 Look at that pile of food.

00:07:57.000 It's a little salad.

00:07:58.000 No, it's not.

00:07:59.000 It's a pile of food.

00:08:01.000 All food sucks outside of the West.

00:08:04.000 And Puerto Rican's not Western. 0.66

00:08:06.000 Sorry, folks.

00:08:07.000 Pasquale.

00:08:08.000 It's like Israel and the Middle East. 1.00

00:08:11.000 Oh, wait till you try the food.

00:08:12.000 I don't know why I'm being Mexican for that.

00:08:14.000 Oh, you have to try the food in Israel.

00:08:16.000 It's so good.

00:08:17.000 Have you tried the red thing?

00:08:19.000 Yeah, it's cut up tomatoes.

00:08:21.000 Why everyone calls it the red thing or the red sauce?

00:08:24.000 And then you just dip your shit into it with your pita bread.

00:08:27.000 It's exactly like you woke up at four in the morning and you're having leftovers.

00:08:31.000 And then I look at everyone else's food and it's fucking broth or Mexican food.

00:08:38.000 Oh, you don't like illegal aliens, huh? 0.82

00:08:41.000 Okay, say goodbye to tacos.

00:08:43.000 Bye, tacos.

00:08:45.000 Nice meeting you.

00:08:47.000 You ever heard of something called half a fag?

00:08:49.000 It's half a sandwich.

00:08:51.000 And you eat it, oh, you're eating it.

00:08:54.000 It's falling everywhere.

00:08:55.000 Look at this pile of shit.

00:08:56.000 Someone put some dead pig and a banana and came on it. 0.94

00:08:59.000 It's dope. 0.55

00:09:00.000 I don't want that with some fucking miscarriage on the top. 1.00

00:09:03.000 An octopus miscarriage?

00:09:05.000 No, thanks.

00:09:06.000 It's good.

00:09:07.000 No, it's not.

00:09:07.000 It's a fucking jizz pork banana.

00:09:12.000 Not interested.

00:09:13.000 I don't even know how to eat that.

00:09:14.000 I don't know you.

00:09:15.000 I guess I just have to match it up in a blender and drink it.

00:09:17.000 How did you know the name?

00:09:18.000 What's this pile of food?

00:09:19.000 How'd you know the name of it, though?

00:09:20.000 It's a pile of egg, pile of potatoes, and then some shit on some stuff.

00:09:26.000 Shit on a cheeseburger.

00:09:28.000 You could hand someone, if they're running the New York Marathon, you could go, hey, I know you're kind of hungry.

00:09:32.000 Try this.

00:09:32.000 And be like, thanks, dude.

00:09:34.000 Have like four good bites, throw it away.

00:09:36.000 Hot dog.

00:09:37.000 Try handing a marathon runner a taco or this bullshit.

00:09:41.000 What is this?

00:09:42.000 Fucking weird, dumb potato bun with shavings of bullshit.

00:09:46.000 And again, more come.

00:09:49.000 Nobody wants that.

00:09:51.000 It does kind of look like Star Wars food.

00:09:52.000 Hey, world.

00:09:54.000 No one likes your food.

00:09:55.000 Oh, come on, man.

00:09:56.000 Chinese food.

00:09:58.000 Chinese food that you and I eat is heavily Americanized Chinese food.

00:10:04.000 Go to China if you want to eat Chinese food.

00:10:07.000 And I hope you love millipedes.

00:10:09.000 I hope you love a turtle sitting in hot water with nothing else to it.

00:10:13.000 It's not broken up and deep fried.

00:10:15.000 It's just a hot turtle.

00:10:17.000 A dead hot turtle.

00:10:19.000 Want a dead hot turtle in dead hot turtle water?

00:10:21.000 Go to China.

00:10:23.000 Want fucking live baby mice. 0.99

00:10:26.000 You know what they call it?

00:10:28.000 Two squeaks.

00:10:29.000 One squeak as I pick it up with my chopsticks, which are retarded. 1.00

00:10:33.000 Your cutlery is two pens?

00:10:36.000 That's pathetic.

00:10:37.000 You know what my cutlery is?

00:10:38.000 Oh my God.

00:10:39.000 I have a spoon for scooping up stuff.

00:10:41.000 I have a fork for poking stuff.

00:10:42.000 And I have a knife for cutting stuff.

00:10:44.000 Perfect combo.

00:10:46.000 I don't even use a spoon.

00:10:47.000 I'm not a soup guy.

00:10:48.000 So I just need to.

00:10:49.000 You have sticks.

00:10:50.000 Are you a fucking caveman?

00:10:52.000 Look at that.

00:10:53.000 You stick your sticks into a fucking grasshopper.

00:10:56.000 What are you at, Abbo?

00:11:06.000 Sticks?

00:11:08.000 When did we graduate from sticks?

00:11:11.000 I'm going to be generous and say a thousand years ago.

00:11:15.000 No, play them playing their sticks.

00:11:17.000 This is an Aboriginal musical instrument, and it's not that different from chopsticks. 0.56

00:11:21.000 And meanwhile, China's 40,000 years old.

00:11:23.000 You've had 40,000 years to beat me, and I fucking creamed you with my super fork.

00:11:33.000 Look, she sneezes. 1.00

00:11:35.000 He laughs, thinking she's laughing.

00:11:36.000 Then she laughs because he laughed.

00:11:38.000 They're drunk.

00:11:41.000 That's not an instrument.

00:11:43.000 That's barely two sticks.

00:11:45.000 Even within the stick community, those are shit. 1.00

00:11:50.000 It's not a song.

00:11:52.000 You're mumbling.

00:11:53.000 You know how they cook their food?

00:11:55.000 They like to do this.

00:11:55.000 It's a traditional way, the Aboriginal, Australian Aboriginal way to cook food.

00:12:00.000 You take, oh, we should probably print out our sponsors at some point.

00:12:03.000 I've been on this xenophobic rant now for 15 minutes.

00:12:07.000 They smoke out iguanas or lizards or whatever's down there by lighting a brush fire.

00:12:13.000 The lizards come out and then they get into an elaborate process called throwing the lizard in a fire.

00:12:20.000 That's it.

00:12:22.000 Not even a spit roast.

00:12:24.000 Just throw the lizard in the fire. 0.99

00:12:27.000 So yes, the lizard burns to death, burns alive.

00:12:30.000 Its outer skin is charred.

00:12:36.000 And then I guess the inner skin isn't too bad if you get it out in time. 1.00

00:12:39.000 But like, that's cave shit.

00:12:41.000 Sorry.

00:12:43.000 And again, I'm shitting on everyone equally.

00:12:45.000 If you think this is racist, I would like to emphasize how disgusting all of Eastern Europe is. 1.00

00:12:52.000 Fucking Romania.

00:12:56.000 Home of the gypsies. 1.00

00:12:57.000 Oh my God, Romania. 1.00

00:12:59.000 What a fucking Hellhole.

00:13:00.000 Homeless people with tumors dancing and laughing on the street as they slip at each other's vomit. 1.00

00:13:06.000 I don't even think there's such a thing as Romanian food, is there?

00:13:10.000 It's gypsy food.

00:13:11.000 Yeah, gypsy food.

00:13:12.000 Whatever I stole off the back of a truck.

00:13:15.000 Goulash?

00:13:18.000 Looks like whoever ordered that got gypped.

00:13:21.000 What is gypsy food?

00:13:22.000 It's just like...

00:13:24.000 It's just a bunch of other foods stolen from other people.

00:13:27.000 Look up Romanian cuisine.

00:13:30.000 I bet it's nothing.

00:13:31.000 I bet it's just an empty plate with some snow on it.

00:13:37.000 They always look the same, don't they?

00:13:40.000 Oh, some broth.

00:13:41.000 You know, in Scotland where I'm from, we were so impoverished and we had such little arable land that we'd literally have a pot in our fucking mud hut, and you just throw in like a goat eye and some bread or what, no, bread, if you wish.

00:13:57.000 You just throw garbage in there and it would just be bubbling in.

00:14:00.000 And when you're hungry, you just grab a spoon and eat out of the pile of garbage.

00:14:05.000 So, can you fix the monitor?

00:14:07.000 So you could have a goat eye, ostensibly, you could have a goat eye pop into your mouth that was 40 years old.

00:14:15.000 And I heard of some pathetic Southeast Asian countries that had the same thing.

00:14:21.000 And they have some restaurant that's still going and it's had the same broth for something like 40, 50 years.

00:14:28.000 So that crazy, disgusting scenario I just brought up in Scotland also happens in Southeast Asia, which is unforgivable over there because they couldn't possibly have more arable land than Southeast Asia.

00:14:38.000 Jesus Christ.

00:14:39.000 I bet if you took a shit in Cambodia and came back the next day, there'd be a bamboo tree there saying thanks. 0.99

00:14:47.000 This scary pot of soup has been cooking for 45 years.

00:14:50.000 Call me old-fashioned.

00:14:52.000 That's fucking gross.

00:14:55.000 So this is why I'm a Western chauvinist.

00:14:57.000 The West is the best.

00:14:59.000 It's not racist because there's plenty.

00:15:05.000 Hey, other countries.

00:15:06.000 You literally make me dry heap.

00:15:10.000 Welcome to stupidest name in the world.

00:15:12.000 Stop, stop, stop.

00:15:13.000 Let's go back.

00:15:14.000 What if you ever get your New York taxi license?

00:15:17.000 How am I going to fit that on your ID?

00:15:19.000 Your first name is Natapong, which is basically the Mike of Cambodia.

00:15:26.000 And your second name is Kaowin Utawang.

00:15:31.000 Natapong Kawinutawong.

00:15:34.000 That's a shitty name.

00:15:35.000 Natapong Kawinutawong.

00:15:37.000 I met a guy in Egypt, from Egypt, I should say, who told me that they do this thing that idiots here at America are just trying out now with hyphenated names. 0.67

00:15:46.000 So Gavin McInnes marries Ryan Rivera.

00:15:50.000 His kids are Julie McInnis-Rivera.

00:15:53.000 Well, that's pretty dumb, but okay.

00:15:55.000 I guess we won't give her a middle name.

00:15:58.000 Then she gets married to a guy who has a hyphenated name.

00:16:01.000 Now that kid has four names.

00:16:03.000 Well, now you're just listing off names of your fucking parents when we meet, which is gay. 1.00

00:16:10.000 But in Egypt, that's what they do. 0.98

00:16:13.000 And so you'll have an ID form, like you'll be filling out an application, and the name will go across the top down the side of the paper because you have 140 last names.

00:16:24.000 Everywhere else sucks.

00:16:29.000 Europe, parts of South America, not Central America, it sucks.

00:16:34.000 North America, obviously Britain, Australia.

00:16:39.000 And then there's some scatterings of Africa, like where's the place where they still speak Aramaic or whatever Jesus' language is?

00:16:46.000 Is that Armenia or Albania or something?

00:16:50.000 They're included.

00:16:51.000 I would actually, I'm starting to think Japan, the paragon of the East, is more Western than many Western countries.

00:16:58.000 We may just have to include Japan in the West.

00:17:02.000 Hitler did. 0.95

00:17:03.000 Hitler should. 1.00

00:17:04.000 So maybe not.

00:17:05.000 He did.

00:17:05.000 He was like, they're Aryans.

00:17:07.000 Well, if you do what Hitler does, then you're a Nazi. 0.80

00:17:10.000 Yeah.

00:17:11.000 I can't believe toilet paper.

00:17:12.000 How have we forgiven Japan? 0.99

00:17:14.000 I don't get it.

00:17:15.000 And Germany.

00:17:17.000 Because it was fucking half a century ago.

00:17:20.000 What do you want us to do?

00:17:21.000 We haven't forgiven slavery.

00:17:22.000 We had war tribunals.

00:17:23.000 We had them all killed.

00:17:25.000 We didn't forgive slavery, and that happened longer than that ago.

00:17:29.000 Yeah, good point.

00:17:30.000 It's weird.

00:17:30.000 It was 400 years ago.

00:17:31.000 You know what I saw in the paper today, by the way?

00:17:33.000 You know who we're really pissed at right now, speaking of slavery?

00:17:36.000 Who that?

00:17:37.000 You ready for the biggest dick ever?

00:17:39.000 Who's super antiquated?

00:17:42.000 Oh, my God.

00:17:43.000 Is there anyone more out of touch than William Shakespeare?

00:17:50.000 I'm not joking.

00:17:52.000 I didn't see that coming.

00:17:54.000 An increasing number of woke teachers, and thank God woke has finally become an insult, are refusing to include the bard in their curricula, claiming his classic works promote misogyny, racism, homophobia.

00:18:07.000 They promote it, classism, anti-Semitism, and, well, they write misogynoir.

00:18:14.000 Misogyny noir?

00:18:15.000 Is that a typo?

00:18:17.000 Type in misogynoir.

00:18:20.000 So it's M-I-S-O-G-Y-N-O-I-R. 1.00

00:18:23.000 Misogynoire.

00:18:24.000 That's like misogyny, but it's like a fancy art film.

00:18:28.000 Wait, what is misogynoir?

00:18:30.000 Is that like black and white misogynist?

00:18:32.000 The specific hatred, dislike, distrust, and prejudice toward black woman.

00:18:35.000 I fucking knew it.

00:18:36.000 I've never heard this before.

00:18:37.000 Me neither.

00:18:38.000 So is it, are you a misogynoirist if you make fun of Tessica for putting gorilla glue in her hair?

00:18:44.000 Of course.

00:18:44.000 Misagenoir.

00:18:46.000 Misogenoire.

00:18:47.000 Misogenoire.

00:18:49.000 Sounds faint like air.

00:18:49.000 Misogenoire.

00:18:51.000 Sounds like somebody who likes opera a lot.

00:18:52.000 I'm a misagenoir myself when it comes to opera.

00:18:55.000 I'm a misogynoir.

00:18:57.000 What a fucking retarded word.

00:18:59.000 Don't make bad stuff.

00:19:00.000 Boy, we learned a lot of stuff on this show live on the air.

00:19:02.000 Speaking of live on the air, today's book is Unmasked by Andy No.

00:19:09.000 It's a great book, but I have a problem with these kind of books when they're so on the nose.

00:19:19.000 Like, I want every liberal in America to read this.

00:19:22.000 I want everyone, all these boomer-angry woman liberals to read it. 1.00

00:19:26.000 I'm reading it and I'm like, yeah, I know.

00:19:27.000 Uh-huh.

00:19:28.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:19:29.000 No, I remember that.

00:19:30.000 Yeah, I know that happened, Andy.

00:19:33.000 And I also can remember the quotes.

00:19:35.000 So here's an incredibly petty thing, and I don't want to shit on such a fantastic book with such a petty observation.

00:19:45.000 But on page six, and Tucker was just making fun of Jill Biden's dissertation, and it is a fucking shit show.

00:19:52.000 She says things like, if you're in a classroom in America, half the class will be Hispanic, a quarter will be black, a quarter will be white, and then there will be another quarter.

00:20:03.000 And she starts listing like seven quarters of people.

00:20:07.000 She also talks about in her dissertation that maybe we have to get to the point where we have an eight-week study week, where I guess we cram eight weeks into one week.

00:20:15.000 So if we're going to make fun of people for typos, this typo drove me bananas.

00:20:20.000 And again, it's a petty thing to say about a good book, a great book, a very important book that I would love it if this was taught in schools.

00:20:29.000 I'd love it if everyone in America could read it.

00:20:30.000 It's not radical at all.

00:20:31.000 It's very benign.

00:20:33.000 This wouldn't be unusual to be read in a classroom.

00:20:35.000 It's not like these motherfuckers are burning down the country.

00:20:39.000 I hope they all die.

00:20:40.000 I'd love to stab them in their cunt and or balls. 1.00

00:20:42.000 It's not like that.

00:20:43.000 It's just like, and then Owejibwe, you know his weird gay Vietnamese voice? 1.00

00:20:47.000 Of course.

00:20:47.000 Awejibwe, they were mad at people for challenging them, even though they had been challenging people for a very long time.

00:20:54.000 So it's very, I find it to be very centrist, actually.

00:20:59.000 But anyway, here's a line.

00:21:00.000 House Judiciary Committee Chairman Gerald Nadler.

00:21:04.000 He doesn't even say Jerry Nadler.

00:21:06.000 That's how sort of politically correct he is.

00:21:09.000 Called the movement imagery during a congressional debate.

00:21:15.000 Now, Ryan, you're too dumb to know anything in the world, but Jerry Nadler never called Antifa imagery.

00:21:22.000 He called them imaginary.

00:21:24.000 Oh.

00:21:26.000 And he reiterated that on the street with Fleckus, which is how I remember it, where he said it's a figment of our imagination or something.

00:21:34.000 So that fucking pissed me off.

00:21:36.000 I even looked at the publisher to see if it was some like, you know, homemade thing because no one would want to print it because there's so much controversy about this book.

00:21:45.000 But I think it made to the number three New York Times bestseller list.

00:21:49.000 Imaginary, Andy.

00:21:50.000 Imaginary.

00:21:51.000 No one says Antifa's imagery, you fucker.

00:21:56.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:21:57.000 That's a myth.

00:21:58.000 So he called it imaginary?

00:22:00.000 Look at his body, by the way.

00:22:01.000 That's true.

00:22:03.000 What is that?

00:22:06.000 If you made a puppet of that in puppet school, you'd fail.

00:22:11.000 About Antifa in Portland?

00:22:12.000 Your marionette prof would dump you.

00:22:14.000 Look at him.

00:22:17.000 Ba doodly dump.

00:22:18.000 Imagine him nude?

00:22:19.000 Who fucks him? 0.99

00:22:20.000 Does anyone fuck him?

00:22:22.000 It gets crazy, Mr. Nadler.

00:22:23.000 Politics is Hollywood for ugly people.

00:22:28.000 Gravity's fucking him in this video.

00:22:31.000 It's like someone dared him.

00:22:33.000 Bet you can't get fucked in the ass and walk at the same time.

00:22:36.000 Oh, yeah?

00:22:37.000 Me not doing that is imagery.

00:22:40.000 He also says whom a lot, which is a pet peeve of mine.

00:22:43.000 But anyway, I edited a magazine for many years, so I'm very finicky about stupid mistakes.

00:22:48.000 Don't let that influence you.

00:22:49.000 Oh, my God, that woman deserves a fucking Nobel Dick Prize in cocksucking. 1.00

00:22:54.000 That poor both of them.

00:22:58.000 You want to come to them and go, who fucks you guys?

00:23:01.000 And they go, we do.

00:23:03.000 And you go, wow.

00:23:05.000 Why?

00:23:06.000 We do.

00:23:07.000 Yes.

00:23:08.000 Why do you guys fuck?

00:23:10.000 Wouldn't you both rather just get prostitutes? 1.00

00:23:13.000 I'll pay for it.

00:23:14.000 But yeah, it's a good sort of A to Z on how Antifa's not just an idea.

00:23:22.000 It blows out myths like they don't have a death toll.

00:23:25.000 Yes, they absolutely do.

00:23:26.000 And it explains their grand plan, which is to destroy America. 0.65

00:23:32.000 No borders, no wall, no USA at all. 0.94

00:23:34.000 And I love this new assertion from Paul Joseph Watson, where he calls them the lumpen bourgeoisie, which is not included in this, and says that they're not the lumpen proletariat as they purport to be, but they're the lumpen bourgeoisie in that their parents are boomers.

00:23:50.000 They come from a meritocracy where you're rich because you busted your ass.

00:23:54.000 You had a great education because the greatest generation created your education.

00:23:57.000 But these kids are 250K in debt, a quarter mil in debt from NYU, totally skillless.

00:24:04.000 They know words like intersectionality that no one on earth in the real world says outside of academia.

00:24:10.000 And they realize that.

00:24:11.000 And they realize, my mom and dad aren't going to support me forever.

00:24:15.000 I want to just drive off a cliff like Thelma and Louise.

00:24:18.000 And so they do.

00:24:22.000 Lampen bourgeoisie.

00:24:24.000 Lumpen bourgeoisie.

00:24:26.000 Misogenoire.

00:24:28.000 By the way, are there even black women in? 1.00

00:24:31.000 I forgot to mention this.

00:24:32.000 We all know when Shakespeare's from, right?

00:24:34.000 Same time as slavery. 0.60

00:24:35.000 The 1600s.

00:24:37.000 400 years ago, this guy was old-fashioned.

00:24:41.000 Dude, if you rode to work today in a spaceship and you were wearing all Lycra and your name is X13428 and for lunch, you injected a UV into your arm, you are going to be known as painfully old-fashioned in 400 fucking years.

00:25:01.000 Jesus H. Half a millennia?

00:25:05.000 They say he was bi.

00:25:06.000 Oh, good.

00:25:06.000 That might save his career.

00:25:08.000 The other funny thing about this, too, is if you told Shakespeare, hey, man, people in 400 years are going to think you're old-fashioned.

00:25:14.000 He'd go like, I don't give a fuck.

00:25:18.000 I'm trying to pay my bills.

00:25:19.000 He was basically a soap opera writer at the time.

00:25:22.000 That's their only entertainment.

00:25:23.000 So he was just churning out the plays, and he was happy that they were popular, maybe because there was nothing else going on.

00:25:30.000 And then he probably thought, if people still knew about my plays in 50 years, I'd come in my pants.

00:25:36.000 Come on, man.

00:25:37.000 But 400 years, my bones will be ash.

00:25:43.000 I got my ashes today, by the way.

00:25:46.000 I saw a kid in the lineup, like a three-year-old.

00:25:49.000 And the whole purpose of your ashes is you came from ash and you're going back to ash.

00:25:53.000 And I was like, don't, please don't give your kid ashes.

00:25:56.000 He's only not been ash for like four years.

00:26:00.000 He was dust in your balls. 0.71

00:26:02.000 All we are is dust in the balls.

00:26:05.000 All we are is dust in the balls.

00:26:08.000 Dust in the balls.

00:26:11.000 Three or four years ago.

00:26:13.000 How about we let him get to this age before we remind him that you're going to fucking die?

00:26:19.000 That was another part I didn't really like about it.

00:26:22.000 Hey, just a reminder.

00:26:24.000 You're going to be fucking ashes.

00:26:26.000 Yeah, yeah, I know.

00:26:27.000 Can we not dwell on that?

00:26:30.000 He's like, you could change your diet, but otherwise, I'm going to make a really dark one.

00:26:34.000 There was some people, some churches were using a Q-tip.

00:26:38.000 Oh, man.

00:26:39.000 My buddy's church, they sprinkle the shit in your hair.

00:26:43.000 What?

00:26:44.000 And then our guy had the thumb and the rub, and then he would wipe like a disinfectant towel thing and then do another one.

00:26:56.000 I'm going to spread COVID from my ashy forehead to your ashy forehead.

00:27:00.000 Isn't ash like carbon?

00:27:01.000 It's a great absorbent.

00:27:03.000 It's not really known for transmitting disease.

00:27:06.000 God, you should have seen the old lady lighting the candles too. 1.00

00:27:09.000 Her legs, her legs, her hands were rocks, right?

00:27:12.000 Until she got up to light the candle and she had like one of these Bic extension things and she was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1.00

00:27:19.000 And it was so, I guess it was like Parkinson's.

00:27:22.000 And we're all watching like, and then she gives up on the Bic and she lights a match and it was just like, it was like naked and afraid in a hailstorm.

00:27:33.000 Just and then she kept trying to get it on the candle and she was about to burn her finger.

00:27:40.000 So she said, blow it out.

00:27:41.000 So I go, okay, so you have like Billy Connolly level Parkinson's.

00:27:45.000 And then I see her walking and I'm watching her hands like a hawk and they're just like dead rock mittens.

00:27:50.000 So why is it when you go to light, you start freaking out?

00:27:53.000 And then I told Maddie this and he goes, why don't you go help her?

00:27:56.000 I was like, it's not really like, it's not like she was at the back.

00:28:02.000 She was at the very front by the steps with all the Jesus and everything.

00:28:05.000 And I'm going to get up and walk up two like white ivory steps and go, you need to end with that?

00:28:10.000 Yeah, no, I can't.

00:28:11.000 Not really that.

00:28:12.000 No.

00:28:12.000 That's like getting on stage and helping a fucking, helping, who was it who fell off the stage and really fucked himself up?

00:28:21.000 Oh, the Foo Fighter Sky Dig role.

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00:29:46.000 Good.

00:29:48.000 I'm brave.

00:29:49.000 I don't care if you fire me.

00:29:51.000 I'm here to cause trouble if that's what needs be.

00:29:54.000 I'm not going to bend the knee.

00:29:56.000 They say, get fired.

00:29:58.000 Get in trouble.

00:29:59.000 Be brave.

00:30:00.000 And never stop fighting.

00:30:38.000 Yeah, so the church was weird.

00:30:41.000 I'm going to give up hard liquor for 40 days.

00:30:46.000 Which I should be doing anyway.

00:30:48.000 I don't get my money's worth out of hard liquor.

00:30:49.000 It's like fucking heroin.

00:30:52.000 Oh, you put together your gun?

00:30:54.000 Oh, yeah.

00:30:55.000 These are awesome.

00:30:56.000 Let's see.

00:30:58.000 Thank you to Jason, right?

00:30:59.000 His name's Jason?

00:31:00.000 I think so.

00:31:00.000 These are the GOAT guns.

00:31:02.000 Hope I'm not a fool.

00:31:03.000 Well, you can.

00:31:04.000 It's by Tim.

00:31:05.000 I'm sorry.

00:31:05.000 Tim is the guy who made our awesome War Vet sculpture.

00:31:10.000 Which is beautiful.

00:31:14.000 What a talented guy.

00:31:16.000 And you know what I like about this is you look like a useless fag, which is totally accurate. 1.00

00:31:22.000 I think I look pretty cool.

00:31:26.000 Look at this.

00:31:28.000 So what's that one?

00:31:29.000 AR-15.

00:31:30.000 That's an assault rifle.

00:31:31.000 That's a military-style assault rifle.

00:31:35.000 Those should be banned.

00:31:36.000 Why do you need that many rounds?

00:31:38.000 You're just shooting a deer.

00:31:40.000 How many people are you going to kill?

00:31:41.000 Do the bullets come out?

00:31:43.000 No.

00:31:44.000 But you can disengage the magazine.

00:31:48.000 There's individual bullets in there, individual bullets.

00:31:51.000 So it's so cool when you load them up there.

00:31:53.000 You know what I looked up today?

00:31:55.000 We had the 50 cal at home, and my son was like, what's the longest that this has ever shot?

00:32:00.000 And I said a mile.

00:32:02.000 But that was ancient Chinese secret.

00:32:04.000 That was from years and years ago.

00:32:05.000 Now it's 2.2 miles.

00:32:07.000 Wow.

00:32:07.000 Is the longest.

00:32:09.000 I'm talking about a kill.

00:32:10.000 I don't mean they hit a target.

00:32:11.000 I mean like would you even hear the probably after you get hit?

00:32:19.000 2.2 miles.

00:32:20.000 You probably hear the poo because the speed of sound.

00:32:21.000 And then the jihadists go, hear that gunshot?

00:32:24.000 I'm glad we...

00:32:27.000 Your friend's fucking jihadist head blows off. 1.00

00:32:32.000 So I looked it up and it was, yeah, it was all like 2.2 miles.

00:32:35.000 That was the norm.

00:32:38.000 Two, around two.

00:32:39.000 3,800 yards.

00:32:42.000 But I couldn't help but notice they were all white males. 0.84

00:32:45.000 And mostly Scottish, Australian, Canadian.

00:32:50.000 I don't know what that means.

00:32:52.000 But that is a pattern I noticed that no one else would mention.

00:32:58.000 And to stay focused takes an incredible amount of courage and self-discipline.

00:33:04.000 But time running out.

00:33:05.000 Harrison.

00:33:06.000 How long does it take?

00:33:13.000 More than a mile and a half stand between Harrison and his.

00:33:17.000 A mile and a half.

00:33:17.000 That's nothing.

00:33:18.000 This is an old one.

00:33:20.000 Harrison takes 2.2 miles.

00:33:23.000 And fire.

00:33:24.000 That's like from here to Times Square.

00:33:28.000 One Taliban machine gunner dead.

00:33:32.000 Good.

00:33:34.000 I wasted a lot of time worrying about Islam.

00:33:36.000 Little did I know socialism and China.

00:33:39.000 China.

00:33:40.000 Would be a much bigger threat to America.

00:33:42.000 I guess because I'm so British and I'd be talking to Tommy Robinson.

00:33:46.000 I was like, uh-oh, I don't want what happened to you to happen here.

00:33:49.000 Let's hope we don't have an influx of jihadists.

00:33:52.000 And we didn't.

00:33:53.000 Muslims are 1% of the population.

00:33:56.000 But communists, they're getting close to 50.

00:34:00.000 That's a lot of fucking pinkos. 1.00

00:34:04.000 Also in the news, very important story.

00:34:06.000 I forgot to mention this the other day.

00:34:08.000 We were listening to Mitch Hedberg in the car, which is kind of bad because he swears. 1.00

00:34:14.000 And you don't want your eight-year-old to be hearing fucking all the time.

00:34:18.000 But Johnny, my eight-year-old, sitting in his booster seat after we turned it off, started doing his own Mitch Hedberg.

00:34:27.000 And he said, and I quote, this is my son doing Mitch Hedberg.

00:34:31.000 What is Elmo?

00:34:33.000 Is he a monkey?

00:34:35.000 I do not know what he is.

00:34:37.000 Is he a dog?

00:34:40.000 Oh, shit.

00:34:41.000 That's what he would say, too.

00:34:43.000 That's a Mitch Hedberg.

00:34:44.000 Totally, yeah.

00:34:45.000 I was so proud of my boy.

00:34:48.000 What is Elmo?

00:34:49.000 Is he a monkey?

00:34:50.000 And I was like, you couldn't have heard that before.

00:34:51.000 You've never heard Mitch Hedberg before.

00:34:53.000 He's never talked about Elmo, to my knowledge.

00:34:56.000 I think he started swearing later on in his career.

00:34:59.000 I remember one time his girlfriend, who I'm told fed him the heroine that killed him, was criticizing me online once.

00:35:06.000 And back when I was on Twitter, I could go, yeah, didn't you kill Mitch Hedberg?

00:35:12.000 Pat Dixon was in on that.

00:35:13.000 You don't bother digging it up.

00:35:15.000 It'll take forever.

00:35:16.000 But play a little bit of Mitch so people know what we're talking about.

00:35:20.000 What is Elmo?

00:35:22.000 I used to draw you.

00:35:25.000 Mitchell's hand, tracing.

00:35:28.000 Oh, no, a turkey.

00:35:32.000 You know, if you had a couple fingers missing, you would draw a screwed up turkey.

00:35:36.000 That turkey wasn't an accident.

00:35:39.000 I've got a lot of bars when I'm under road.

00:35:41.000 A lot of bars have black lights.

00:35:42.000 When a bar has black lights, everybody looks very cool.

00:35:44.000 Except for me.

00:35:46.000 Because I was under the impression that the mustard stain came out.

00:35:54.000 I think Pizza Hut is the cockiest pizza chain on the planet.

00:35:57.000 Because Pizza Hut will accept all competitors' coupons.

00:36:00.000 That makes me wish I had my own pizza place.

00:36:03.000 Pizza Place.

00:36:04.000 Mitch's Pizzeria.

00:36:06.000 This week's coupon, unlimited free pizza.

00:36:13.000 Then you go bankrupt.

00:36:14.000 Special note.

00:36:15.000 Coupon not go to any of the Mitch's Pizza locations.

00:36:20.000 Free pizza oven with purchase of a small Coke.

00:36:28.000 Should we get...

00:36:28.000 Oh, yeah, here's one other thing before we get involved in the news.

00:36:32.000 We have to have a news thing.

00:36:36.000 Okay, folks at home was making us our news bumper.

00:36:47.000 News.

00:36:49.000 Is that stupid?

00:36:51.000 Yeah, let's kill the dude.

00:36:53.000 I changed my mind.

00:36:55.000 Stop.

00:36:56.000 Wait, is that going to be do, do, do, do, do?

00:36:59.000 Let's see.

00:37:00.000 Here, let's just both go do, do, do, do, do a bunch.

00:37:03.000 Not like nerd were. 1.00

00:37:05.000 And then they can make the thing.

00:37:06.000 Ready?

00:37:08.000 Go.

00:37:15.000 News.

00:37:17.000 Please work with that, folks at home.

00:37:20.000 But before we get into that, holy fucking Howard Stern and his cunt wife, he, just like he criticized everyone for, he dumped his wife, abandoned his children for a trophy wife. 0.95

00:37:34.000 She obviously has trouble with her maternal instincts, so he has her working at a kitten rescue where they have, I don't know, 37 cats in their house.

00:37:44.000 So that quells her maternal instinct, but she's got the money.

00:37:47.000 He's making 90 million a year, so she can go shopping and go on fun trips.

00:37:51.000 But when you get a trophy wife, ask Jimmy Kimmel, David Letterman, et cetera. 1.00

00:37:56.000 They want to be invited to dinner parties.

00:37:58.000 And you don't get invited to Chelsea Handler's or Sarah Silverman or fucking Bill Maher's dinner party if you're rational and you want a small government and you don't trust big tech.

00:38:12.000 Look at this silly cow. 1.00

00:38:15.000 My pet tail.

00:38:17.000 Are you eight?

00:38:18.000 So this is Clobber.

00:38:20.000 He was born with one eye.

00:38:22.000 You know where Clobber belongs?

00:38:24.000 In the garbage disposal.

00:38:26.000 Let him go.

00:38:27.000 We got a lot of cats.

00:38:28.000 He needs to be in the oldest stew ever.

00:38:30.000 Hey, Beth, I have a mouse in my house with one eye. 0.89

00:38:32.000 Should you give him surgery?

00:38:34.000 Like, it's animals.

00:38:37.000 We just make more.

00:38:39.000 Throw him off a cliff.

00:38:40.000 Do him a favor.

00:38:42.000 Do you want to give a fucking cat liver transplant surgery? 0.97

00:38:45.000 Where do you draw the line?

00:38:47.000 So he had glaucoma.

00:38:48.000 Turn it up.

00:38:49.000 And his heart is as strong as ever, and he helps me in the foster room take care of the kittens.

00:38:53.000 He's like a papa to all of my fosters.

00:38:55.000 He grooms them.

00:38:56.000 He corrals them back into the foster room if they escape.

00:39:00.000 He literally does my job when I leave the foster room.

00:39:04.000 He takes over.

00:39:04.000 And he has a job.

00:39:07.000 Owning kittens is just people without allergies hanging around at home.

00:39:13.000 It's not a thing.

00:39:14.000 Yoda.

00:39:15.000 Wouldn't he like to be part of a 45-year-old broth legacy?

00:39:21.000 She's a vegetarian.

00:39:22.000 But isn't she freaked out that I had a chicken sandwich for lunch?

00:39:25.000 Like, that's a chicken I ate.

00:39:27.000 I don't get the rules of these.

00:39:30.000 What about in China, where Asia? 0.61

00:39:33.000 Where they're all eating dogs and cats right now?

00:39:36.000 Super chill.

00:39:36.000 Like, shouldn't you be waving a sword, running through Asia like you're fucking Genghis Khan?

00:39:42.000 Screaming and killing everyone?

00:39:43.000 Good boy.

00:39:45.000 Anyway, there's no logic to a trophy wife's tiny brain. 1.00

00:39:49.000 See, that's why these big stars are total cucks because they're just appeasing their wives. 1.00

00:39:56.000 So his shit was, and this is a common liberal take on Texas failing yesterday.

00:40:02.000 No, Texas didn't fail because of liberals and solar power and wind energy.

00:40:08.000 Texas failed because of infrastructure.

00:40:15.000 And AOC also argued this.

00:40:17.000 She went even further.

00:40:18.000 She said that what happened in Texas is an argument for the Green New Deal.

00:40:25.000 Now, allow me to help you out with this because I speak asshole.

00:40:30.000 There was wind power and there was solar, right?

00:40:34.000 The solar didn't work because it was covered in snow.

00:40:38.000 The wind turbines didn't work because they froze.

00:40:42.000 So what you should have had is some sort of giant windshield wiper scenario for the solar panels.

00:40:50.000 Somehow the solar energy, and by the way, I lived in a solar house.

00:40:54.000 I bought a house off of hippie in Costa Rica when we first sold Vice in 99.

00:41:00.000 Me and Shane, the co-founder, split on it.

00:41:02.000 It was expensive.

00:41:03.000 I think it was like $220,000.

00:41:06.000 I think we paid $120 each.

00:41:07.000 Maybe that was Canadian at the time.

00:41:10.000 But living under solar power, and solar guys will tell you, oh, that was back in 2000.

00:41:16.000 It's awesome now.

00:41:17.000 Sure it is.

00:41:18.000 But you were just living on borrowed time.

00:41:20.000 It was like shekels. 0.72

00:41:22.000 And if you did your laundry that day in your tiny little laundry machine, say goodbye to listening to music that night.

00:41:28.000 Or say goodbye to Christmas lights.

00:41:30.000 Like every piece of electricity was coveted.

00:41:33.000 And if you were frivolous, like you fucking blared music in the morning, well, just tonight is a caveman's night.

00:41:42.000 And the fridge, it couldn't handle the fridge.

00:41:44.000 The fridge was propane-powered.

00:41:46.000 And then we got a pool eventually and we just had to fucking give up.

00:41:49.000 But anyway, solar power sucks.

00:41:51.000 This desk might charge your iPhone.

00:41:54.000 Maybe.

00:41:54.000 Probably not.

00:41:55.000 You see these stupid backpacks that have solar power on them?

00:41:59.000 They might charge one of your pubes if you had Verizon Fios for pubes.

00:42:07.000 Maybe not the best example.

00:42:09.000 But I think that phone would probably have to be outside for three days to fucking charge.

00:42:13.000 It's absolutely ridiculous.

00:42:15.000 Solar is a waste of time.

00:42:17.000 Sorry.

00:42:17.000 And anyone who's making money in solar is making money off of government grants.

00:42:20.000 They're not actually making money in the real free market.

00:42:23.000 So anyway, I guess AOC and Howard Stern's plan is that there's this giant, I don't know, like wipers that come down.

00:42:34.000 They're not going to be able to handle ice and sleet, so they can only handle like powdery snow.

00:42:38.000 But anyway, the power for the is definitely 110% of what the solar panels themselves are creating.

00:42:47.000 So that's infrastructure, according to AOC and Stern.

00:42:50.000 And then for the fucking wind turbines, I don't know, you have like tubes of antifreeze that come out and maybe start spraying all the gears when it gets too cold out.

00:43:04.000 You had natural gas.

00:43:06.000 You had fracking.

00:43:08.000 Everything was going great until the cunts are in control. 1.00

00:43:11.000 But Stern wouldn't stop talking today about, you idiots.

00:43:15.000 Everyone's so stupid to him too.

00:43:17.000 These people don't believe in science.

00:43:20.000 They believe in freedom, but you need the government.

00:43:23.000 You need the government for energy.

00:43:25.000 And I just, can you not have someone on there on your show to go, actually, no, you don't.

00:43:29.000 Energy thrives in the free market, and it's hampered by the government.

00:43:34.000 How do you think we got to fracking in the first place?

00:43:38.000 And then someone called up from, and he's talking about Hillbilly.

00:43:41.000 You know he resents the South, right?

00:43:43.000 Same way he resents Germans because he blames them for World War II.

00:43:46.000 He's a northerner.

00:43:47.000 He's a New Yorker in the most traditional, shitty liberal sense.

00:43:50.000 But he knows a huge swath of his argument are Southerners, so that's why he has that guy Richard on to try to help them.

00:43:56.000 But the guy calls up a Texan and he has a Southern accent.

00:43:59.000 So he's a fucking idiot, right?

00:44:01.000 Anyone with that accent is dumb. 1.00

00:44:02.000 Everyone with a Jewish Long Island accent is smart.

00:44:06.000 That's the way intelligence works.

00:44:08.000 So the guy calls up, he's from Texas, and he's like, yeah, you're really going on about Texans and how bad we are at electing people and how we got to elect people with a brain.

00:44:16.000 What about your guy, Cuomo?

00:44:17.000 What about your buddy Cuomo?

00:44:19.000 And then Stern goes, look, I'm not a politician.

00:44:22.000 I don't know politics.

00:44:23.000 I made my career doing fart jokes and talking about I am Jazz's pussy. 0.79

00:44:28.000 Like I shouldn't be talking.

00:44:30.000 And then the Texan goes, the dumb Texan goes, oh, how convenient.

00:44:35.000 Now that it doesn't work out for you and your buddies, then now you don't know about politics anymore.

00:44:41.000 And you're just shooting from the hip.

00:44:43.000 You don't know what's going on.

00:44:45.000 And I was just like, I was surprised actually that Baba Bowie let that caller through because he fucking summarized Howard Stern's hypocrisy perfectly. 0.74

00:44:55.000 Infrastructure.

00:44:57.000 How about fucking gas?

00:44:59.000 Oil and gas?

00:45:00.000 Coal, fracking.

00:45:02.000 Texans would have had new problems this week if they had access to fucking energy.

00:45:12.000 Okay, I haven't even started the show yet.

00:45:14.000 We have 15 minutes left.

00:45:16.000 What is a Elmo?

00:45:18.000 Is it a monkey?

00:45:20.000 Monkeys are not red.

00:45:22.000 Where did he get red from?

00:45:24.000 What is his nose?

00:45:25.000 Is his nose separate?

00:45:26.000 Why is it not hairy?

00:45:29.000 And his other friends look weird too.

00:45:32.000 Why is he friends with humans?

00:45:35.000 How can he count?

00:45:36.000 Does he have a girlfriend?

00:45:38.000 How does that work?

00:45:39.000 Is it like Jerry Nadler where no one can bear to fuck him?

00:45:43.000 Is he a child?

00:45:45.000 Holy shit, remember that his sidekick?

00:45:47.000 You probably like him because you are an infant.

00:45:49.000 Hi, I'm Almo.

00:45:50.000 But whenever his buddy would come out, the clown guy with the vest.

00:45:56.000 Because I would have to watch it with all three kids over the years.

00:45:58.000 I've seen a lot of Agenalmo.

00:46:01.000 Mr. Noodles.

00:46:02.000 And I would look at Mr. Noodles and just think, dude, I think I'd rather do gay porn than live your life. 1.00

00:46:10.000 Sometimes we had to listen to, what's it called?

00:46:14.000 Kids Place Live in the car when my kids were younger.

00:46:16.000 And I would just think of all these people on their acoustic guitars going, and B is a letter that's got your number.

00:46:22.000 The number is two in the alphabet.

00:46:24.000 Hey! 0.99

00:46:25.000 And I would just think, like, God bless them.

00:46:29.000 My kids adore them, and they've enriched my children's lives.

00:46:33.000 But how the fuck could you make children's music for a living?

00:46:39.000 Slow-mo Joe is kind of slow, you know, ho. 1.00

00:46:43.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:46:45.000 Never really had very much get up and go-ho-ho.

00:46:49.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:46:55.000 I would go fucking insane.

00:46:58.000 I really would.

00:47:01.000 I'm Lucky.

00:47:02.000 And I'm Anthony.

00:47:03.000 And I'm going to kill myself.

00:47:04.000 It's party day in Wiggletown.

00:47:06.000 Oh, gee, whiz wiggles.

00:47:08.000 It's party day in Wiggletown, which means we have party balloons.

00:47:12.000 Oh, gee, whiz wiggles.

00:47:13.000 It's party day in Wiggletown, which means party balloons.

00:47:15.000 Look at that guy smiling with a blue shirt.

00:47:17.000 That's your life.

00:47:18.000 That's your job.

00:47:24.000 I would have nightmares every night.

00:47:26.000 It's worse than doing a musical.

00:47:28.000 Is that a midget? 1.00

00:47:30.000 Oh no, it's her hair in his pants.

00:47:36.000 Again, I'm glad this exists.

00:47:37.000 I want my two-year-old to have something to look at.

00:47:40.000 But I honestly don't get you people.

00:47:42.000 How can you do this?

00:47:43.000 And kids don't appreciate this level of...

00:47:46.000 Like, they don't.

00:47:47.000 This is basically your dad is sucking a cock to make you happy. 0.88

00:47:51.000 Like, why do any of this?

00:47:52.000 Like, to me, this is jerking off a dude.

00:48:00.000 That's an instrument you're born with.

00:48:01.000 Look up Kiddio, K-I-D-D-E-O. 0.99

00:48:05.000 I mean, women are more predisposed to do this kind of thing than men, but you're a grown man.

00:48:09.000 There's this viral video going on of a guy in an oil rig, like moving the fucking giant pipes that go from this thing to the other thing because it already finished that well.

00:48:19.000 And he's lifting, you know, 700 pounds.

00:48:21.000 That's what a man should be doing.

00:48:23.000 Driving a plane, doing open heart surgery.

00:48:26.000 Like, those are the kind of things that young men look up to.

00:48:29.000 Nobody looks up to a child entertainer.

00:48:33.000 It's worse than flight attendant.

00:48:36.000 It's even worse than male nurse. 0.98

00:48:38.000 It's worse than chiropractor.

00:48:41.000 Kiddio.

00:48:42.000 K-I-D-D- Is it IO?

00:48:46.000 It was from the 90s.

00:48:48.000 Oh, it is old.

00:48:49.000 Okay.

00:48:49.000 I was making, yeah, I saw some old one.

00:48:51.000 You saw old one?

00:48:52.000 You went, no, that can't be it.

00:48:54.000 Yeah, I thought it was some new one.

00:48:55.000 It can't be the thing, though.

00:48:57.000 No, this is not it.

00:49:00.000 It's a band that were clearly a failed Canadian kind of a rush band.

00:49:05.000 And so they still did the, yeah, there they are.

00:49:07.000 They still did their same songs, but they made it like it's getting kind of, it's really apparent that it's hard to be a parent.

00:49:19.000 They were like a hard rock.

00:49:21.000 Here's a little trick.

00:49:26.000 Well, Ace knows a game that we all can play.

00:49:30.000 So listen to me and I'll show you.

00:49:33.000 We all must clap when I do the rap called clap rap.

00:49:39.000 Take your right hand and your left hand too.

00:49:42.000 You start a band in order to get blown.

00:49:45.000 That is the number one priority.

00:49:48.000 Also to travel with your friends and get wasted.

00:49:50.000 Maybe number six on the list is to make a song.

00:49:55.000 These guys have a song at number one.

00:49:58.000 Nothing else is on the list and the song is half a fag. 1.00

00:50:04.000 All right, it's over to Buddy Goodfellow for the snap rap.

00:50:09.000 Buddy plays a game that we all can't play.

00:50:12.000 So listen to me and I'll show you the way.

00:50:15.000 We all must snap when I do the rap card snap.

00:50:18.000 When you lie in bed at night, you must feel horrible.

00:50:22.000 I'm a fraud.

00:50:23.000 Yeah, you just...

00:50:24.000 And then all the people you meet if you do.

00:50:26.000 You're not a fan.

00:50:26.000 Dude, a fraud?

00:50:27.000 I'd love a fraud.

00:50:29.000 Remember the guy yesterday said, would you rather kiss Ryan's butt cheek every day?

00:50:34.000 And I said, I'd rather give up booze?

00:50:35.000 Yes.

00:50:36.000 Those guys are kissing kids' butt cheeks, metaphorically. 0.85

00:50:40.000 Basically, right.

00:50:41.000 And also when you meet your fans, it's like, oh my god, like Steve from Blues Clues or The Wiggles.

00:50:48.000 You know, you have to meet very...

00:50:49.000 Steve fucked a girl that fucked the Blues Clues guy.

00:50:52.000 Steve.

00:50:53.000 I don't know if it was Steve.

00:50:54.000 There's been a few.

00:50:55.000 And apparently he would just inhale.

00:50:58.000 There he is.

00:50:59.000 Steve from Blue Schools.

00:51:00.000 I'm told that that guy would just inhale mountains of cannabis.

00:51:05.000 And that I understand.

00:51:06.000 Yeah, that makes sense.

00:51:07.000 Very rarely.

00:51:09.000 Does anyone think that I'm Steve from Blue Schools?

00:51:11.000 We put it in our note because they're whose clues?

00:51:14.000 Who's clues?

00:51:15.000 I look so much more like Paul Schaefer.

00:51:17.000 I get recognized as the bass player from OKGo.

00:51:20.000 When I'm in shape and skinny, people think I'm Moby.

00:51:22.000 Everyone always asks why I left Blues Clues.

00:51:25.000 I was just getting older, you know?

00:51:26.000 I mean, I was losing my hair.

00:51:28.000 It was just time, you know.

00:51:31.000 Yeah, you got fired for going by.

00:51:34.000 It's usually not.

00:51:35.000 Like, I remember when it first happened, my mom called me crying to be.

00:51:38.000 He seems like a pretty good guy.

00:51:40.000 Which is probably why he could no longer do blues clues.

00:51:46.000 Speaking of good guys, Rush Limbaugh croaked.

00:51:50.000 Poor bastard.

00:51:51.000 I don't think people, even at my age, you kind of have to be 55 to recognize the impact that Rush Limbaugh had.

00:51:59.000 Rush Limbaugh was around pre-Fox News, and you think that conservatives are being sequestered now?

00:52:07.000 No, that's been going on for a long fucking time.

00:52:11.000 And so we were driven, we didn't have Fox News, and I say we, I wasn't even really conservative then, but our not lefts, as I like to call us, were driven away into the outskirts.

00:52:22.000 And it was like, no, you can't do TV, you can't do newsprint, we don't want you to have a voice at all.

00:52:29.000 And then someone went, what about talk radio?

00:52:32.000 And they went, what, hoodieo?

00:52:34.000 Do you mean the band Kiddio?

00:52:35.000 Yeah, you can be in Kideo.

00:52:37.000 Well, I didn't say that.

00:52:38.000 I said talk radio, but sure, okay.

00:52:40.000 And so not only did Rush take a dead medium like talk radio and let conservatives bloom there until I don't like there wouldn't be GOML.

00:52:52.000 There wouldn't, I don't think there'd be Opi and Anthony without Rush Limbaugh.

00:52:56.000 He sort of created a space where you could not kiss ass the way that Howard Stern does and talk about how you need big government and you need infrastructure.

00:53:06.000 He sort of invented the concept of a safe space for the not lefts. 0.95

00:53:12.000 And not only did he do that, but he fucking kicked ass at it.

00:53:17.000 So he, talk radio before Fox News was the only place you could go to not get bombarded with leftist dogma.

00:53:24.000 And not only did he have a little hideout like me or Michael Savage or Adam Carolla, but he made it as big as mainstream media.

00:53:34.000 That was the thing.

00:53:34.000 They threw him in the garbage and said, you can go take a shit in there, you fucking homeless piece of shit.

00:53:42.000 And he built it into the Taj Mahal.

00:53:44.000 And then all of a sudden, everyone's peeking into the dumpster going, wow, it's nice in here.

00:53:51.000 What, did he die of lung cancer?

00:53:52.000 Yep.

00:53:53.000 You know, people think he was snatched away from us.

00:53:56.000 He was.

00:53:57.000 But 70 is, I'm not going to be screaming at anyone if I go at 70.

00:54:05.000 I'd like to go to 80, but 75, I think, is what all men my age are hoping for. 1.00

00:54:12.000 70, pretty good run.

00:54:15.000 And as you can see here, getting the, whatever it's called, the Guy is Awesome award from the president.

00:54:20.000 What's that called?

00:54:21.000 The Medal of Honor?

00:54:22.000 There you got it.

00:54:23.000 The Guy is Awesome Award.

00:54:24.000 The Guy is Awesome Award.

00:54:25.000 So you accomplished a lot.

00:54:28.000 And I saw, of course, the left is dancing on its grave as they're want to do.

00:54:32.000 I would like to think that we don't do that.

00:54:34.000 Maybe I'm wrong.

00:54:35.000 Maybe you can create a montage of me shitting on dead liberals.

00:54:38.000 I don't think so.

00:54:39.000 I don't like to do that.

00:54:41.000 But liberals, good riddance, I think, is trending on Twitter right now.

00:54:48.000 I wouldn't say I was happy that Rush Lima died.

00:54:50.000 It's more like euphoria, says a faculty member at Yale Law.

00:54:55.000 You know, the impartial Yale Law School where they're focused on the Constitution and the law.

00:55:01.000 He was a terrible person.

00:55:02.000 You know, the only thing they can come up with, too, to say he was a terrible person?

00:55:06.000 He said that maybe one of the reasons that Michael J. Fox has such bad Parkinson's is because of Coke.

00:55:13.000 Okay.

00:55:14.000 Prove him wrong.

00:55:16.000 Billy Conley has Parkinson's.

00:55:18.000 That might be Coke related too.

00:55:19.000 A lot of people who partied hard in the 80s are going like this, not including the woman who was trying to light candles at my church today.

00:55:26.000 So disprove it.

00:55:28.000 Another thing too, when Howard Stern was bitching about science and how important it is, he goes, you got these fucking rednecks. 1.00

00:55:33.000 Oh yeah, I didn't finish that story.

00:55:34.000 You got these rednecks saying that we should have more carbon dioxide because it'll give more plant life. 1.00

00:55:41.000 Yeah, I've heard scientists talk about that.

00:55:43.000 Patrick Green, I think his name is, the guy who started Greenpeace or Earth First or whatever, the Canadian guy, fucking genius.

00:55:52.000 He talks about how important carbon monoxide, dioxide, carbon dioxide is to our environment and how crucial it is and how we need it.

00:56:01.000 So if you're going to shit on people who don't follow the science, maybe have a rebuttal.

00:56:07.000 So that's the worst Rush Limbaugh did was criticize Michael J. Fox.

00:56:13.000 Oh, let's let him rot in hell.

00:56:15.000 This is another funny one I saw.

00:56:16.000 Oh yeah, wait, wait.

00:56:17.000 Did I finish the thing?

00:56:20.000 The science, Texan, he's so stupid.

00:56:23.000 Oh, yeah.

00:56:23.000 And then he started saying, I fucking, and he started calling the guy fuckface.

00:56:27.000 And then he goes, I'm trying to save people here.

00:56:29.000 And we got some fucking hillbilly calling in. 1.00

00:56:31.000 Yeah, you should do that.

00:56:32.000 That's what you'd like Cuomo.

00:56:35.000 He got so mad that the curtain came back and he started doing a southern voice.

00:56:39.000 Sorry, folks.

00:56:40.000 I should have put all that story together.

00:56:41.000 Maybe we'll do that in post.

00:56:42.000 Oh, shit, it's a live fucking show.

00:56:44.000 Look at the tweets about Rush Lima today and understand that people aren't being hyperbolic when they say the left wants you dead over your political beliefs.

00:56:51.000 They really do.

00:56:53.000 And I've said that to Ann Coulter before.

00:56:55.000 If you ever got like brained and someone smashed a cinder block on your head and there was some incredibly gory picture of your brains hanging out, that would become a meme and there'd be like writing around your dead skull.

00:57:09.000 Look at this one though, 1-3.

00:57:11.000 He did it for the money.

00:57:16.000 The thing about Rush Limbaugh is he wasn't the zealot that he came across as.

00:57:20.000 Rush did it for the money.

00:57:22.000 Lots of it.

00:57:24.000 Just like Hannity and company.

00:57:26.000 His background wasn't in politics or a political movement.

00:57:29.000 It was making money.

00:57:30.000 That explains the right-wing media right there. 0.54

00:57:33.000 That statement is so full of shit.

00:57:38.000 First of all, click on Joe Lockhart.

00:57:41.000 Look at his face.

00:57:43.000 Remember when I said when you get to my age, you see old guys and you don't see them as authority figures.

00:57:48.000 You see them as the DOLT they were in high school? 0.64

00:57:51.000 I see that DOLT. 1.00

00:57:53.000 I see him not playing with us, not having fun, talking to a girl as a friend because he has a crush on her, but she actually just sees him as a friend and is talking to him because she likes his friend's friend.

00:58:05.000 A fucking loser, in other words.

00:58:07.000 Not invited to the party.

00:58:09.000 And so much of these guys, when they finally get to contribute, it becomes revenge of the hurt.

00:58:13.000 So his contribution is revenge of the hurt.

00:58:15.000 But let's go back to his asinine statement, shall we?

00:58:19.000 He's such a Joe.

00:58:22.000 The thing about Rush Limbaugh is he wasn't the zealot that he came across as.

00:58:25.000 Correct.

00:58:26.000 You guys made him into a zealot because you're fucking paranoid.

00:58:31.000 You don't get to know the people.

00:58:33.000 For example, because one dude had a sweatshirt that's at Camp Auschwitz at the Capitol, you think every single person that went to DC on January 6th is an anti-Semite Holocaust denier because you're a fucking imbecile.

00:58:46.000 So you create this straw man, and then you say Rush wasn't the straw man that we made him into.

00:58:52.000 Yeah, we always knew that.

00:58:54.000 We laughed at your depiction of Rush.

00:58:57.000 Rush did it for the money.

00:59:00.000 Lots of it.

00:59:01.000 No, Rush did it for the love of the American people.

00:59:03.000 And you know what my proof is?

00:59:05.000 Three hours a fucking day, Joe.

00:59:08.000 Let's see you do three hours a day, totally unscripted.

00:59:11.000 I mean, I occasionally go off script, but I still have my little news bites here to get to.

00:59:17.000 Alex Jones is the same way.

00:59:18.000 Tucker Carlson writes all his own stuff, but he's still reading what he wrote.

00:59:23.000 Rush was just like a girls' record collection. 0.91

00:59:27.000 No rush.

00:59:27.000 Oh my God, I got to use that joke on parlor today.

00:59:30.000 Today, America is like a girls' record collection. 1.00

00:59:34.000 No rush.

00:59:35.000 Bravo.

00:59:38.000 Why don't we do that live?

00:59:39.000 You're going to parlay?

00:59:40.000 Yeah, I'm going to parlor.

00:59:41.000 In the parlay?

00:59:42.000 You guys are going to see a live parlor.

00:59:44.000 Once you get rid of an app, I don't know how you get it back on your shit.

00:59:48.000 You go to the app store.

00:59:49.000 I got to go to the app store and put it back.

00:59:51.000 I don't know if they're allowed on the app store.

00:59:52.000 Today, America is like a girls record collection. 1.00

01:00:04.000 Semicolon.

01:00:06.000 No rush.

01:00:08.000 Are you able to go on the site?

01:00:10.000 And then I'm going to go R.I.P. know that I like the guy.

01:00:13.000 RIP Rush Limbaugh.

01:00:17.000 Today America is like a girls' record collection. 1.00

01:00:19.000 No rush.

01:00:19.000 I'm happy with that.

01:00:21.000 That's a send.

01:00:22.000 Check us out at Gavin McInnes.

01:00:27.000 So yeah, when someone sits for fucking decades and talks off the dome about how much he loves America for three hours a day, give it a whirl.

01:00:39.000 Give it a try.

01:00:41.000 Get back to me.

01:00:43.000 All these people who trivialize pundits are usually talking about assholes who fart out a sound bite.

01:00:52.000 But the ones who sit there on talk radio for hours and hours a day, you inevitably get the real guy.

01:00:59.000 It's inevitable.

01:01:00.000 You can't be a phony for hours and hours of fucking day.

01:01:04.000 It's too exhausting.

01:01:06.000 I do a funny accent sometimes.

01:01:07.000 After about 10 minutes, I get on my own nerves and I have to go back to my own accent.

01:01:13.000 And just because someone changed their politics or wasn't always like that, doesn't mean they're being insincere.

01:01:18.000 I heard Michael Savage was a liberal and they go, well, he went conservative.

01:01:22.000 Oh, then he must be lying.

01:01:23.000 It's all an act.

01:01:24.000 All for the money.

01:01:26.000 Go back to that fucking irritating tweet.

01:01:30.000 The money in America today has been since the 80s to kiss liberal ass.

01:01:37.000 I could have made hundreds of millions more dollars than I've made if I had just always kissed lefty ass.

01:01:44.000 I've lost money past year.

01:01:47.000 My fucking website, censored.tv, is like a cornered rat, and we're still having to fend off all the assholes on a regular basis.

01:01:55.000 If I came out and renounced Trump, denounced the Proud Boys, said I've been brainwashed by the right, and oh my God, I look back at the things I said, I'm disgusted.

01:02:04.000 I love fucking Hillary and her big fat ass. 1.00

01:02:07.000 Then that would be great.

01:02:08.000 That would be instant bucks.

01:02:10.000 That would be money immediately.

01:02:12.000 Because just like the Never Trumpers in the Lincoln Project, when they're not fucking kids, they're seen as a valuable asset to the left.

01:02:19.000 So I'd actually be more valuable than if I'd always been a liberal.

01:02:23.000 Because it'd be like even a shithead Nazi like Gavin McInnis hates the right and hates Trump.

01:02:28.000 But go back to his fucking thing.

01:02:30.000 Did I cover everything?

01:02:32.000 Like Hannity and company.

01:02:34.000 Sean Hannity, I don't know what he's worth, half a billion?

01:02:40.000 He probably makes $3 to $5 million at Fox a year, which is peanuts compared to how much money he's made in commercial real estate.

01:02:49.000 He is an oligarch of real estate.

01:02:53.000 He got in early.

01:02:54.000 He was incredibly smart about his purchases.

01:02:57.000 And he has some of the finest property in the Northeast, especially in New York.

01:03:02.000 The guy is a brilliant real estate mogul.

01:03:05.000 It's a science.

01:03:07.000 I'm not good at it.

01:03:08.000 I've made a couple bucks, but I talk to guys that are good at it.

01:03:12.000 And to hear the way they talk about all these conditions to determine a good sell and a good investment, it's just, it's more complex in the stock market, I'd argue.

01:03:19.000 And that's Hannity. 1.00

01:03:20.000 But what does he do?

01:03:22.000 He has his investments.

01:03:23.000 He has people manage them.

01:03:25.000 He flips his fucking skyrises, whatever.

01:03:28.000 But he focuses on media because that's his passion.

01:03:33.000 He was on a college radio station when he was in college.

01:03:36.000 Look at the tweets go up.

01:03:38.000 Fucking losers.

01:03:40.000 Like the left is so into a narrative, if it sounds good.

01:03:46.000 How disgusting is that seeing it go up?

01:03:49.000 They're dancing on his grave by the thousands as we speak.

01:03:53.000 Anyway, Hannity does his Fox News show.

01:03:57.000 Then he does his radio show.

01:03:59.000 This is not his primary source of income.

01:04:02.000 He could easily retire.

01:04:04.000 His kids are overachievers.

01:04:05.000 He could be at his daughter's gymnastics or lacrosse or whatever it is, spend a lot more time with his family.

01:04:10.000 And that is obviously his passion.

01:04:12.000 But his real passion is media.

01:04:15.000 And he's banned me.

01:04:16.000 I don't have to carry water for him, but I'm not going to be ignorant and deny the truth.

01:04:21.000 And the truth is that that guy is a fucking genius, ball-busting, overachiever, just like his kids, who doesn't need to do this.

01:04:30.000 He's doing it because he loves it.

01:04:32.000 And if he was stripped of everything and he only did a podcast, he'd still do it.

01:04:36.000 Like Bill O'Reilly.

01:04:38.000 Bill O'Reilly was stripped of everything.

01:04:39.000 What did he do?

01:04:40.000 He did a vid cast from his basement, even though he had more than enough money to retire on.

01:04:45.000 So fuck you for saying that these people are just doing it for the money.

01:04:49.000 But let's get back to that tweet.

01:04:50.000 Just like Hannity and Company, his background wasn't into politics.

01:04:53.000 Yeah, my background wasn't into politics at all until you fucking let Muslims blow up the World Trade Center. 1.00

01:04:59.000 It was Making money.

01:05:01.000 Money's so evil, isn't it?

01:05:05.000 The only reason that person's in commercial real estate is to make money.

01:05:10.000 Look at all those people in finance.

01:05:11.000 They just want to make money.

01:05:13.000 All those bankers, all those day traders, all they want to do is make money.

01:05:19.000 Okay.

01:05:20.000 Those people employ us, by the way.

01:05:26.000 Make money.

01:05:26.000 If you're making money, you must be only in it to make money.

01:05:31.000 What a cunt Joe is.

01:05:33.000 It actually makes me dislike Joe's, which I don't enjoy because I know a lot of good Joes.

01:05:45.000 Signing off with a final notable quote from Joe Biden during this town hall this evening.

01:05:49.000 Everyone knows I love kids better than people.

01:05:51.000 Wow.

01:05:52.000 Q suits you just fine.

01:05:54.000 Just please stay out of pizza joints.

01:05:56.000 Oh, I get it.

01:05:58.000 So he's saying that all Kaylee's doing is mocking his typo.

01:06:03.000 And his typo is that children aren't people.

01:06:06.000 It's got nothing to do with child molestation, but he's taking it there and he's making it a common pizza thing.

01:06:12.000 This guy's a fucking dunce.

01:06:13.000 I've never come across him before.

01:06:15.000 What's his job?

01:06:17.000 CNN political analyst.

01:06:20.000 Column comms for Clinton, whatever the fuck that means.

01:06:23.000 That can't be good.

01:06:24.000 No, CNN political analyst communications for Clinton.

01:06:28.000 Clinton White House, yeah.

01:06:29.000 Wait, is there a, should there be a comma there?

01:06:30.000 CNN political analyst comma, communications for Clinton White House.

01:06:35.000 Yeah, there should be a comma there, you fucking imbecile.

01:06:38.000 Communications for Clinton, White House, Facebook, NFL, founder GPG.

01:06:44.000 I love Hoya Beeball.

01:06:45.000 I hate you.

01:06:47.000 And of course, he's over at Politico if you want to check him out.

01:06:50.000 I hope those are his grandkids.

01:06:54.000 All right, so we have a lot of stuff here.

01:06:57.000 We should be taking some calls shortly.

01:07:00.000 I just wanted to show one thing.

01:07:02.000 This is Lockhart speaking, by the way.

01:07:04.000 President Clinton did not want the head of the FBI in office, thought that he had a political agenda against him, but he didn't fire him.

01:07:16.000 Yeah, sure.

01:07:19.000 I'm sure Clinton voluntarily put an arch enemy into his administration because he's just such a fair dude.

01:07:26.000 Actually, I like Bill Clinton.

01:07:28.000 And I don't care that he stuck a cigar up some dude, bitch's twat. 1.00

01:07:32.000 Who hasn't?

01:07:33.000 True.

01:07:34.000 And he was a fiscal conservative, and I'm much more concerned with that than I am about your sexual proclivities. 0.90

01:07:40.000 Unless you're Joe Biden.

01:07:42.000 Well, I'm...

01:07:43.000 Because that hurts Joe Biden.

01:07:44.000 Sorry, I should add, with consenting adults.

01:07:46.000 Right.

01:07:47.000 I can't believe the job that your super helmet did.

01:07:49.000 It's pretty cute.

01:07:50.000 How much?

01:07:51.000 It's pretty Q. Q?

01:07:53.000 Q. You're abbreviating the word Q?

01:07:56.000 I'm making it Japanese.

01:07:57.000 Oh, cool.

01:07:58.000 Yeah, I didn't make it a Q. Oh, it's pretty cute.

01:08:00.000 Q. I would have fired you if you abbreviated Q to Q. No, no, no.

01:08:08.000 I stumbled upon this.

01:08:10.000 Go to 2-0.

01:08:12.000 I've been.

01:08:13.000 Wait, what are you doing?

01:08:14.000 You want to show Rush?

01:08:15.000 I was going to say another retarded thing. 1.00

01:08:18.000 I'm in Q and ON, so I'm trying to stop this.

01:08:20.000 No, not that.

01:08:20.000 Sorry.

01:08:20.000 1-9.

01:08:21.000 1-9.

01:08:22.000 I had it in the right order.

01:08:26.000 In February, you introduced the assault weapons ban and law enforcement detection act.

01:08:31.000 So this is CNN.

01:08:33.000 Tucker was at CNN.

01:08:35.000 CNN was not that bad in 2007.

01:08:40.000 Lou Dobbs was at CNN.

01:08:42.000 And then they decided that America should just have one side of the story at our news source.

01:08:48.000 Now, here's the question.

01:08:50.000 The chicken or the egg?

01:08:51.000 Did they help polarize this country by only featuring one side?

01:08:55.000 Or did they realize the country was headed that way and they should only do one side?

01:09:00.000 I was with Ann Coulter once at Keene Steakhouse and Lawrence was there.

01:09:08.000 What's his name?

01:09:10.000 Not Fishbourne.

01:09:11.000 Lawrence O'Donnell was there.

01:09:14.000 And she goes, you got to get me on your show.

01:09:17.000 And he'd had a few drinks.

01:09:18.000 So he had some truth serum.

01:09:22.000 And he goes, it doesn't work, Anne.

01:09:23.000 People don't like it.

01:09:24.000 They want to just hear their side.

01:09:27.000 And maybe he's right.

01:09:29.000 I mean, look at this show.

01:09:31.000 We spent probably $60,000 on liberal guests trying to encourage a civil discussion. 0.94

01:09:39.000 Did it do shit?

01:09:41.000 I think it's some of the...

01:09:42.000 Not one person has ever mentioned it.

01:09:44.000 It's definitely exciting, you know, but yeah, I wonder if it's publicity.

01:09:48.000 No one's ever, people are petrified to discuss censored.tv in the media because they don't want to promote my shit.

01:09:53.000 But no one went like, I got to admit, at least he had this and this.

01:09:57.000 Actually, I saw someone criticizing Cornell West and going, the problem with Cornell West is he thinks he's being open-minded, but he ends up giving Nazis a platform.

01:10:05.000 He's appeared on blah, blah, blah.

01:10:06.000 I forget what that was, and then Gavin McInnes' network, which again is verboten to name.

01:10:13.000 Sorry.

01:10:13.000 So go back to 1.9.

01:10:15.000 So this is Tucker on CNN talking about a woman who is pushing for a gun bill that she knows absolutely nothing about, and it includes, what do you call that thing, the chamber doohickey that goes around the end of the barrel, 0.72

01:10:32.000 I guess, to stop it from overheating.

01:10:34.000 It says barrel shroud here.

01:10:35.000 Barrel shroud.

01:10:36.000 I don't know what a barrel shroud.

01:10:37.000 I guess the top of the gun gets hot, and then you have the barrel shroud so you don't touch the hot part.

01:10:41.000 I don't fucking know.

01:10:41.000 I'm sounding as dumb as her, but I'm not pushing legislation against it.

01:10:45.000 Has that got a barrel shroud?

01:10:47.000 Yep.

01:10:47.000 No, it doesn't.

01:10:48.000 I just install it myself.

01:10:49.000 That's not a barrel shroud.

01:10:51.000 No, dumbass.

01:10:52.000 A barrel shroud is this big.

01:10:54.000 It looks like a big robot piece of corn.

01:10:57.000 Oh, damn it.

01:10:59.000 Thanks.

01:11:00.000 Detective shitty.

01:11:01.000 Wait, you got to pull up Detective Shitty now.

01:11:03.000 Detective Shitty giving gun lessons on.

01:11:08.000 I don't know what it's called.

01:11:09.000 I don't know.

01:11:10.000 I don't know the sound it makes when it takes a man's life.

01:11:18.000 All right, thank you.

01:11:20.000 If I were you, I would have that more ready to rock.

01:11:25.000 What's that notice that keeps coming up?

01:11:27.000 Some poor shit.

01:11:30.000 So show the CNN clip.

01:11:32.000 In February, you introduced the Assault Weapons Ban and Law Enforcement Protection Act of 2007.

01:11:37.000 It would regulate semi-ematic assault weapons, including weapons that have pistol grips, a forward grip, and something called a barrel shred.

01:11:44.000 Weapons with a barrel shred would be regulated.

01:11:46.000 What's a barrel shredded?

01:11:47.000 Why should we regulate it? 0.81

01:11:49.000 I think the more important thing is that it also would have been banned to the launch capacity clips.

01:12:00.000 I read the legislation that said that it would regulate barrel shreds.

01:12:03.000 What's a barrel shredded and why should we regulate them?

01:12:05.000 The guns that were chosen in those days were basically the guns that most committees and criminals were using to kill police officers.

01:12:15.000 I'm saying was the best bill.

01:12:17.000 That was the best meeting that we did at this particular time.

01:12:20.000 I actually don't know what a barrel shot is.

01:12:23.000 It's the shoulder thing that goes up.

01:12:24.000 No, it's not.

01:12:28.000 So she says it's the shoulder thing that goes up.

01:12:32.000 Now, a rifle, I guess a heavy rifle, it has a little clip at the back that you can rest on your shoulder.

01:12:37.000 I guess if you feel that it's too heavy and you want to be more accurate.

01:12:40.000 Again, I know you fucking Southerners are laughing at me right now.

01:12:44.000 But why would you ban that?

01:12:46.000 She said it was the shoulder thing that goes up.

01:12:48.000 What's the matter with the shoulder thing that goes up?

01:12:50.000 You want the criminals who shoot cops with 22s to get so tired that the barrel goes up?

01:12:59.000 Right.

01:12:59.000 Anyway, he's on this really cool.

01:13:01.000 He appeared on this really cool show recently talking about that.

01:13:04.000 Oh, hell yeah.

01:13:06.000 Pickcock 45.

01:13:08.000 Yeah, I wasn't familiar with this, but I've since become addicted to it.

01:13:11.000 And Tucker's obviously a fan.

01:13:12.000 And these guys are just some fun, good old boys.

01:13:15.000 I think they're in fucking Alaska.

01:13:17.000 Yeah.

01:13:17.000 Oh, maybe, maybe.

01:13:18.000 I'm not sure.

01:13:19.000 That might have been a joke.

01:13:20.000 I just know.

01:13:20.000 He's got the coolest little range.

01:13:22.000 Yeah.

01:13:23.000 He's got this awesome range with bowling pins.

01:13:26.000 Yeah.

01:13:26.000 Let's shoot another melon.

01:13:27.000 Melons and bottles.

01:13:28.000 Melons and bottles of fucking orange juice.

01:13:32.000 And this whole channel was under threat because YouTube was going to do something, you know, demonetizing gun.

01:13:38.000 Anything to do with guns?

01:13:39.000 Oh, dude, I'm so glad we brought this up.

01:13:40.000 What's that?

01:13:41.000 Did I send this to you?

01:13:42.000 I don't think I did.

01:13:44.000 So there's a new bill.

01:13:45.000 Oh, thank God I didn't start taking calls too early.

01:13:47.000 Yeah, I'll send it to you right now.

01:13:50.000 HR 127, which we've heard about in some other capacities, and we knew it was bad news, but I hadn't looked into exactly what it entails, and it is fucking spooky.

01:14:05.000 Okay.

01:14:06.000 What is HR 127?

01:14:08.000 It's worse than you think.

01:14:10.000 Every gun owner will have three months to report all owned guns, make, model, and serial number.

01:14:17.000 You must also report where you keep your guns.

01:14:20.000 All the info above is put into a database which the general public will have access to.

01:14:26.000 So say you don't have a safe.

01:14:28.000 You list that you have two handguns, I don't know, in the front closet, right?

01:14:35.000 I have two handguns there, and then I have a fucking AR-50 upstairs in the guest bedroom under the bed, right?

01:14:43.000 Now, criminals have a shopping list.

01:14:48.000 And they go, I'm going to wait till the car's out of the garage, case it for a while, make sure the dog isn't home, and then I'm going to go in.

01:14:56.000 I'm good for long barrel guns.

01:14:59.000 I don't really want another rifle, but I can't have enough handguns.

01:15:02.000 So he goes to the handguns that are listed as public knowledge.

01:15:07.000 So in other words, you better get a fucking safe.

01:15:10.000 Or the irony is, or you're a target.

01:15:14.000 So you've got a gun to protect yourself and your family.

01:15:16.000 Now you're part of a public shopping list.

01:15:20.000 So now in a way, your family's more vulnerable because your house is going to get broken into when you're not there because you've had to publicly list exactly what guns you have and where they are.

01:15:33.000 So that's insane.

01:15:38.000 You need to get a license to have any gun at all.

01:15:45.000 Shotguns, rifles.

01:15:47.000 Old 22 that could barely kill a deer.

01:15:51.000 You have to be 21 years old, pass a background check, psych evaluation.

01:15:55.000 Who knows what that determines?

01:15:56.000 Maybe there's a domestic violence in your past.

01:15:58.000 Nope.

01:15:58.000 You're psycho.

01:16:00.000 And then you have to purchase an insurance policy for $800 a year.

01:16:03.000 You won't be able to get a license if you're evaluated to be mentally unfit, diagnosed with depression, any brain disease.

01:16:09.000 If the evaluators think you have an alcohol problem, that's not just me.

01:16:15.000 That's everyone with a Mick in their last name.

01:16:19.000 And the evaluators can contact and interview your family, even your exes, to determine if you're mentally sound.

01:16:25.000 I'm sure all of us have an ex-wife who's totally fair when it comes to assessing our well-being and holds no bitterness towards us when we're being evaluated.

01:16:37.000 This one's crazy.

01:16:38.000 What about antique guns?

01:16:40.000 You will need to prove ownership.

01:16:42.000 I know people with black powder guns, they're like 150 years old.

01:16:46.000 What do you have?

01:16:47.000 Some parchment signed by the sheriff of Earl of Sussex County?

01:16:53.000 With us all burnt around the edges like the Bill of Rights?

01:16:56.000 Who the hell the fuck do you have a record of that?

01:16:59.000 All old guns are like your grandfather dies, he gives it to your uncle, then your uncle's getting old.

01:17:07.000 He knows you like it, he gives it to you, then you give it to your son.

01:17:09.000 They're all hand-me-downs.

01:17:10.000 No one uses them.

01:17:13.000 Oh, and you're getting big shit too if you have an old-timey gun and ammunition.

01:17:17.000 And ammunition for an old-timey gun, I'm not just talking about little handheld pistols, but the long-arm ones.

01:17:23.000 How many fucking bank robbies have they been involved in?

01:17:25.000 A long-barrel fucking black powder gun.

01:17:28.000 So say you have the black powder gun and then the ammunition for a black powder gun is black powder, a fucking ball bearing, the little magnesium thing, flint doohickey, and then a little piece of cloth that makes the ball a perfect seal,

01:17:44.000 and then the rod, I guess, to stuff it down.

01:17:47.000 That's your ammunition.

01:17:49.000 And if you have that, you're fucked.

01:17:52.000 But it keeps going.

01:17:56.000 What about military-style weapons, which of course are just your dad's deer gun spray-painted black.

01:18:02.000 You need a separate permit for those, and you'll only be allowed magazines that hold 10 rounds or less.

01:18:06.000 What about antique guns?

01:18:07.000 I already said that.

01:18:09.000 So, what is the government going to do if people violate this?

01:18:11.000 The government will impose intense fines starting at 50 grand.

01:18:23.000 And 10 to 15 years minimum in jail.

01:18:28.000 This is the craziest bill I've ever heard of.

01:18:32.000 H.R. 127.

01:18:34.000 So we've got, what, 25,000 subscribers?

01:18:39.000 Please, please contact your local representative and don't get this to go through.

01:18:47.000 This is fucking insanity.

01:18:54.000 Wow.

01:18:56.000 You have to register your black powder gun if your ex says you're an alcoholic.

01:19:00.000 You can't.

01:19:02.000 And if you violate that, how many fucking people have an old-timey gun?

01:19:06.000 You can't display it in your house, by the way, which is like, well, why do I have it now?

01:19:10.000 So when a home intruder comes, I have to go, oh yeah, buddy?

01:19:18.000 Get out of here.

01:19:21.000 Boom, these explosions of bullshit.

01:19:25.000 This is Biden's America.

01:19:27.000 Anyway, sorry.

01:19:27.000 So get back to Tucker.

01:19:28.000 So he's on that cool show.

01:19:29.000 I didn't know it was going to get shut down.

01:19:31.000 Are you familiar with this show?

01:19:32.000 It's not going to get shut down, apparently, but they were threatened, maybe demonetized.

01:19:35.000 It happened a couple months ago.

01:19:37.000 It's really popular.

01:19:38.000 Hitcock fucking rules.

01:19:40.000 Yeah.

01:19:40.000 How many of you have known about Hickcock?

01:19:42.000 How come you are cooler than Hitcock?

01:19:43.000 A couple years ago.

01:19:44.000 Because I'm really into M1 Garands, the World War II rifles, and he shoots the hell out of them.

01:19:49.000 Actually, he's got one right there.

01:19:50.000 I think that's an M1 by Springfield, like SOCOM.

01:19:55.000 I don't like you being cooler than me.

01:19:56.000 It feels unusual.

01:19:58.000 I feel like someone's touching my anus involuntarily.

01:20:00.000 I just nerded out about those guns.

01:20:02.000 I found that they're actually like, they're kind of like obsolete, but I still like them.

01:20:06.000 Hitcock is from Nashville, says Whitfield.

01:20:09.000 Who's Whitfield?

01:20:10.000 He's a viewer of the show.

01:20:11.000 Sent us rosary beads.

01:20:13.000 Oh, sorry, Kathy.

01:20:14.000 I guess Tucker was joking about Alaska.

01:20:17.000 John.

01:20:18.000 We're going to do a little basics, quick video explaining the difference between a barrel shroud and a shoulder thing that goes up.

01:20:24.000 Whoa! 0.71

01:20:25.000 Whoa, whoa.

01:20:27.000 That's awesome.

01:20:27.000 My name's Tucker Carlson.

01:20:28.000 I'm not from the ATF.

01:20:30.000 I am a concerned citizen.

01:20:31.000 What was your name again?

01:20:32.000 Tucker Carlson.

01:20:33.000 And when I hear the term barrel shroud or S-T-T-G-U, shoulder thing that goes up, I know we're in an unsafe environment.

01:20:41.000 That right there is a species of barrel shroud, correct?

01:20:44.000 It shrouds a barrel.

01:20:45.000 And this right here is a shoulder thing that goes up.

01:20:48.000 Both of these features have been banned in various states.

01:20:53.000 And the reason is really simple.

01:20:54.000 If you're firing a gun to the point where it gets hot, you're dangerous.

01:20:59.000 Oh, oh, if you have a shoulder thing that goes up, it's not clear why that's bad, but it is.

01:21:05.000 Maybe I have an idea.

01:21:06.000 Maybe it's because if you have to have a rifle that is so heavy that you are not able to support it yourself, then...

01:21:13.000 By definition, it's deadlier.

01:21:15.000 Exactly.

01:21:16.000 Right.

01:21:16.000 And if you're not singing your palms, it's logical in a sick way.

01:21:20.000 Look at this.

01:21:21.000 This is a classic gun criminal.

01:21:23.000 You'll notice there are no burns on those palms.

01:21:24.000 That's true.

01:21:25.000 Evidence of the pressure.

01:21:26.000 Oh, so protect your hands from being burned.

01:21:28.000 This has a barrel trout, too.

01:21:30.000 Standard AR-15 deal.

01:21:32.000 I wonder if that's just a trend.

01:21:33.000 We have to register these, too?

01:21:35.000 I bet.

01:21:36.000 I just pulled the trigger and pointed it at you.

01:21:37.000 What if it went?

01:21:38.000 That is terrible.

01:21:39.000 It went right into your spine.

01:21:40.000 You're triggered.

01:21:41.000 Holy fuck, I'm sorry.

01:21:42.000 I didn't know.

01:21:43.000 I thought it was a toy.

01:21:44.000 I die a little death.

01:21:46.000 Pew, pew, pew.

01:21:48.000 Imagine they put that in like a Gavin McKinnis.

01:21:52.000 That's some good news and some bad news, Mr. McInnis.

01:21:53.000 Your gun permit has gone through, but there is a size restriction.

01:21:58.000 Anyway, here's the gun you can have in your home.

01:22:02.000 You have to keep it in a safe.

01:22:03.000 If you ever get gang raped by mice, you should be able to kill a third of them.

01:22:09.000 That is a small gun that will not shoot regular people.

01:22:14.000 I am not going to get gang raped by a mice.

01:22:17.000 By a mice.

01:22:21.000 Yeah, you're right.

01:22:22.000 You're right.

01:22:22.000 I've seen these rifles like this.

01:22:24.000 This is what we call an assault rifle or a weapon of war, if you will.

01:22:29.000 With this feature right here, this barrel shroud.

01:22:32.000 I have seen guns like this on their own remove themselves from a safe and commit atrocities.

01:22:39.000 Yeah.

01:22:39.000 Yes, I have.

01:22:40.000 And that's why they're banned.

01:22:41.000 If I could criticize Tucker, I'm not bananas about his leisure wear.

01:22:45.000 He wears new balance.

01:22:46.000 His pants are too loose.

01:22:48.000 That little overcoat, it's very private school.

01:22:52.000 He could be a little more tailored.

01:22:54.000 Is he trying to go for like a, that's a worker's kind of coat?

01:22:56.000 I think he's such a, he doesn't do our thing where we blue-collar LARP.

01:22:59.000 Yeah.

01:23:00.000 So he doesn't want to wear a car heart because it looks disingenuous.

01:23:02.000 Right.

01:23:03.000 I think you've got to be disingenuous.

01:23:05.000 That's one of those ones at a small little county shop.

01:23:07.000 You can get like a quick little over-shirt jacket.

01:23:10.000 I don't care if you're rich, your dad owns Swanson or your stepdad, your father-in-law, whatever.

01:23:16.000 You may come from money.

01:23:18.000 You may be married into money, but don't dress money in the woods.

01:23:22.000 Like, what do you got there?

01:23:23.000 A Brooks Brothers button down?

01:23:26.000 You should have a t-shirt, a sweatshirt, a Todd Snyder sweatshirt, and a carhart.

01:23:31.000 And then you should have red wings on and jeans that are pencil...

01:23:36.000 What do they call them?

01:23:37.000 Pencil leg jeans.

01:23:38.000 Oh, straight leg.

01:23:39.000 Yeah, not too wide, not too narrow.

01:23:41.000 He's got khakis.

01:23:42.000 I'm not going to lie.

01:23:43.000 He's got some khakis.

01:23:44.000 Yeah, don't.

01:23:44.000 Don't.

01:23:45.000 Stop doing that.

01:23:46.000 Stop being so accurate.

01:23:47.000 His riffing is hilarious.

01:23:49.000 He's really quick.

01:23:52.000 If you have to have a rifle that is so heavy that you are not able to support it, those just jump off and get it.

01:23:58.000 You'll notice there are no burns on those palms.

01:24:00.000 Why are you repeating the jokes?

01:24:01.000 With this feature right here, this barrel shroud.

01:24:04.000 I have seen guns like this on their own.

01:24:08.000 Right.

01:24:09.000 He's repeating a joke.

01:24:09.000 That pissed me.

01:24:11.000 You have.

01:24:11.000 All right.

01:24:12.000 I think we're ready to rock.

01:24:14.000 I just didn't think it was that funny.

01:24:15.000 Naturally.

01:24:16.000 He doesn't usually go for funny.

01:24:18.000 You didn't think Tucker was funny?

01:24:19.000 Yeah, but no, he goes for a different guy.

01:24:20.000 He's very funny guy.

01:24:21.000 Tucker introduced me to the poo-poo. 1.00

01:24:23.000 No.

01:24:24.000 Yeah.

01:24:24.000 They eat the poo-poo.

01:24:26.000 I'm sorry.

01:24:26.000 Sorry, sorry.

01:24:26.000 He introduced me to why are you gay?

01:24:28.000 Why are you gay? 0.99

01:24:29.000 And this Is obviously not a week ago.

01:24:31.000 This is the second it came out.

01:24:32.000 He sent it to me.

01:24:34.000 Why are you gay? 0.99

01:24:36.000 One of our parishioners, priests, whatever you call him, today at Getting the Ashes was an African. 0.93

01:24:42.000 He is new to the church.

01:24:44.000 And I love that accent, by the way.

01:24:45.000 I know we make fun of the poopu, but I love Scottish, Jamaican, and African accents. 1.00

01:24:51.000 They all sound the same to me, all of Africa. 0.98

01:24:54.000 But I have to concede, my mind wanders in church, and I could not stop hearing about De Poo Pu. 1.00

01:25:01.000 We are here today on Ash Wednesday to talk about sacrifice and saying the word no.

01:25:08.000 I saw a woman today with her kid. 1.00

01:25:11.000 It was actually a really good point.

01:25:12.000 And this wasn't his point.

01:25:13.000 I'm just putting other guys' words in his mouth.

01:25:15.000 Because they sound cooler.

01:25:16.000 But he had a good point.

01:25:17.000 He said, I saw this mother walking down the street and she was with toddlers and the four-year-old was throwing snow at his three-year-old daughter, I mean sister.

01:25:28.000 And she said no when he chastised her.

01:25:30.000 And he said, that's what Lent is about.

01:25:32.000 Saying no to yourself.

01:25:35.000 And as he was saying that, I thought, God damn it.

01:25:37.000 Oops, sorry.

01:25:40.000 Bleep, damn it.

01:25:41.000 Oh, no, it can't say damn it.

01:25:42.000 Gosh, I thought.

01:25:45.000 That's what America needs, is a lot of us telling ourselves no.

01:25:51.000 You don't wear slides in the snow.

01:25:54.000 I know it's your comfy wear, but stop wearing fucking sweatpants.

01:25:58.000 There was a woman next to me wearing sweatpants in church. 1.00

01:26:00.000 I know they're comfy.

01:26:02.000 So are PJs.

01:26:03.000 Stop wearing, and you guys aren't New Yorkers, but Jesus H. Christ, there are so many fucking people in New York City proper in the day wearing pajamas, especially blacks and Hispanics, with hair curlers on, 1.00

01:26:18.000 sweatshirts, and slides with their socks, with like the lower, the ankle socks, and their toes are wet from the slush.

01:26:26.000 Like tell yourself no.

01:26:28.000 I want to just leave today without getting dressed.

01:26:31.000 No.

01:26:32.000 You have to put on shoes and socks and pants.

01:26:36.000 We're in an epoch where denim is considered wildly uncomfortable.

01:26:41.000 They won't wear it on the plane.

01:26:42.000 It's a cotton twill.

01:26:44.000 Denim, I mean, besides the blue-collar guys of the 60s, denim was like for your lazy Sunday.

01:26:52.000 Now it's fancy wear.

01:26:55.000 You should be wearing a suit when you're on the fucking plane.

01:26:59.000 Speaking of suits, I'm glad I remember this.

01:27:02.000 Shout out to Nita Fashions. 0.97

01:27:03.000 Let's give them a free ad, Ryan.

01:27:05.000 N-I-T-A Fashions.

01:27:07.000 It's for cheap rich guys where you can get a shirt for $50, tailor-made.

01:27:13.000 I like to go fancy with the fabrics and get as much as a $7,500 shirt.

01:27:18.000 They made this.

01:27:20.000 I got a little fatter, though.

01:27:22.000 So I called them up today and I go, I'm fat.

01:27:24.000 I have to throw all my shirts in the garbage and all my pants.

01:27:28.000 And they said, they have a weird accent because they're in Hong Kong, but they're Indian.

01:27:31.000 So it's a little bit of a buddy, but it's also an international language, Mr. McInnis, Mr. Gavin.

01:27:40.000 The Trans-Pacific accent.

01:27:43.000 Yeah.

01:27:44.000 So they said, we appreciate you giving us our business, sir, giving us new customers, promoting our business.

01:27:55.000 So when we built your suits, we built the pants with four inches to spare.

01:28:00.000 I didn't even know.

01:28:00.000 Nice.

01:28:02.000 And they go, so send us back free of charge.

01:28:05.000 Well, obviously shipping, but we will handle it.

01:28:08.000 I'm like, I have 10 suits at least with you guys.

01:28:10.000 Please send them our way.

01:28:12.000 So they're going to expand them all.

01:28:14.000 Tight.

01:28:14.000 And then I did the reason I've been wearing a tie is because my fucking neck has expanded.

01:28:20.000 And they have a little book there.

01:28:22.000 I get claustrophobic when I wear this shirt.

01:28:25.000 They have a little book there, like an old-fashioned, old-timey book that has Gavin McInnes on it in beautiful calligraphy.

01:28:31.000 And it has all my sizes, but it's got a nice grid to it where it shows how fat I'm getting.

01:28:38.000 And they're like, Mr. McInnes, you've put on an inch and a half around your waist.

01:28:43.000 I was like, all right, let's go bananas.

01:28:45.000 Give me a 35 instead of a 34 waist.

01:28:48.000 And then my neck, give it another 15, like make it a 15 inch or whatever it is instead of like a 14 and a third.

01:28:54.000 Because I want to, for just once in my life, I want to have the top button done and have tons of breathing room.

01:28:59.000 Yeah, that's nice.

01:29:00.000 They're like, sir, it looks very bad if you can fit a finger in your front.

01:29:05.000 And I'm like, I look bad.

01:29:07.000 Look bad, feel good.

01:29:09.000 Call me, Mr. Looks Bad.

01:29:11.000 Don't say you know what it's like, but say, I'm not saying that it don't look bad, but I understand.

01:29:17.000 I got, it's luxurious.

01:29:20.000 Awesome.

01:29:20.000 Oh, my God.

01:29:21.000 I saw Britt Hume on Tucker the other night, and he had a clit. 1.00

01:29:25.000 What?

01:29:25.000 Well, as men get older, they get this turkey neck, just like women.

01:29:29.000 So his top button was done up, but he had this like engorged clitoris hanging down over it. 1.00

01:29:36.000 Uh-oh.

01:29:37.000 Oh, there it is.

01:29:37.000 I think you're right.

01:29:38.000 Look at that clit. 1.00

01:29:39.000 So you go, you go, Britt, you don't have a tailor?

01:29:42.000 You can't have your top button.

01:29:43.000 You don't have your shirt tailored?

01:29:44.000 No, his shirt's perfectly tailored.

01:29:47.000 You're seeing his fucking turkey neck clit. 1.00

01:29:49.000 I just want to diddle it when I see it.

01:29:51.000 I don't.

01:29:52.000 I don't want to do that.

01:29:53.000 What if you're like, you went up to him and you're like, Britt, the fuck, dude?

01:29:57.000 You've got this thing hanging over your shirt and you go like this and he just goes, oh, and comes.

01:30:03.000 And you're like, what just happened?

01:30:04.000 He goes, that's fucking great.

01:30:05.000 That's where my clit is, you idiot. 1.00

01:30:10.000 I thought you had a cock. 1.00

01:30:11.000 I do have a cock, but just like that dinosaur that has a brain in its head and then also another mini brain in its tail, I have my normal male genitalia, but I have a female clit right here. 1.00

01:30:22.000 And you just made me come.

01:30:23.000 That's gay. 1.00

01:30:24.000 Imagine him taking you to court and this is all red in front of people. 0.96

01:30:28.000 Your Honor, I didn't know I was rubbing a clit. 0.91

01:30:30.000 It just looked like extra skin.

01:30:32.000 I've never heard of a dude having a clit in his neck. 0.99

01:30:35.000 Order.

01:30:37.000 Order in the clit. 1.00

01:30:38.000 What about George Conway?

01:30:40.000 He has a tit in his neck. 0.92

01:30:41.000 That's totally different.

01:30:43.000 Tit necks are, everybody knows a tit neck. 0.92

01:30:45.000 I like how he's saying, I didn't know about that the Lincoln Project was fucking kids.

01:30:50.000 You know, it doesn't look good for him to shake his head during those allegations.

01:30:53.000 Like, I had no idea, and I'm ashamed of that.

01:30:55.000 Because it just, the wobble on this guy's neck is Bonanski's. 0.98

01:30:59.000 What the First Amendment says.

01:31:00.000 The First Amendment doesn't protect imminent.

01:31:04.000 I love Jake Tapper's face.

01:31:05.000 He's so concerned.

01:31:07.000 He's just like the TMZ phony when they were interviewing Tessica.

01:31:11.000 He's like, so how are you doing, George, now that you put Gorilla Glue in your hair?

01:31:15.000 He does not have a First Amendment.

01:31:16.000 I'm so worried about it.

01:31:18.000 He's leaning forward now.

01:31:18.000 He's self-conscious.

01:31:20.000 What has George got?

01:31:22.000 Georgie?

01:31:22.000 Poor Kellyanne Conway.

01:31:24.000 Her daughter's a cunt. 1.00

01:31:25.000 Her husband's a cunt. 1.00

01:31:26.000 Yeah.

01:31:26.000 You know, the daughter took her back.

01:31:27.000 She's got more cunts outside of her pants than inside her pants. 1.00

01:31:30.000 You got clitneck, cunt face. 1.00

01:31:34.000 You know, she came back.

01:31:36.000 She started a superhero duo called Clitneck and Cunt Face. 1.00

01:31:39.000 That's amazing.

01:31:40.000 I'm sure somebody will.

01:31:43.000 Yeah, so the daughter took back the allegations that the mom should go to. 1.00

01:31:46.000 She was like, you're going to jail, Kellyanne.

01:31:48.000 She took all that back.

01:31:49.000 She was like, listen, I'm going to take a break from social media.

01:31:53.000 And that was bullshit.

01:31:54.000 I overreacted, yada, yada.

01:31:56.000 Yeah, I think young people sort of have their parents wrapped around their finger, especially if they're public figures, where they probably realize I have the power to destroy you just by saying that you said the N-word, whether you did or not.

01:32:08.000 Sometimes they wield that power.

01:32:10.000 Call us.

01:32:12.000 We got Ziggy.

01:32:14.000 Getting Ziggy with it.

01:32:18.000 Hello?

01:32:18.000 Hey, Ziggy.

01:32:19.000 Hello?

01:32:20.000 What's up, Zig Dog?

01:32:23.000 No more giveaways?

01:32:24.000 Well, we're down to one sponsor, jacbd.com.

01:32:28.000 I don't think we're very popular.

01:32:31.000 So, Gavin, if you leave the best tester, who's going to clean your toilets?

01:32:37.000 If I leave the what?

01:32:39.000 Who is going to be cleaning your toilets, Donald Trump?

01:32:42.000 Oh.

01:32:43.000 Oh.

01:32:44.000 No, I'm sorry.

01:32:45.000 I missed the beginning of that joke.

01:32:46.000 If I leave the what?

01:32:49.000 Do you remember the time that you had the most hilarious moment ever, the hardest you've ever laughed?

01:32:57.000 No.

01:32:58.000 You said the best chester.

01:33:02.000 When was that?

01:33:04.000 Are you in the bath?

01:33:07.000 I'm giving a bath to my three-year-old.

01:33:09.000 Oh, okay.

01:33:10.000 In the sink or in the bathtub?

01:33:13.000 In the bathtub, in a mini bathtub.

01:33:15.000 Oh, those are cool.

01:33:16.000 I miss those days, man.

01:33:18.000 Those are fun.

01:33:20.000 So you remember the time you had the funniest moment where you had the most incapacitation due to laughter?

01:33:30.000 I think it may have been when I was in the special class in grade eight, as we say in Canada, when someone said, it's called pressing a ham, Mr. Gunn.

01:33:39.000 That was funny.

01:33:40.000 So I was actually in Quebec.

01:33:45.000 I used to do survey work.

01:33:48.000 We had a contract.

01:33:48.000 We were doing a forestry survey from an airplane.

01:33:53.000 So this has to do with Solon Valor and also war movies.

01:33:57.000 Okay.

01:33:59.000 So I was in charge.

01:34:02.000 I was flying the airplane.

01:34:03.000 The co-pilot was this guy.

01:34:05.000 He called himself, his handle was like Navy Teeth.

01:34:10.000 And the guy that runs the camera, the operator, his name is Joe.

01:34:14.000 He grew up in Yonkers.

01:34:16.000 Okay.

01:34:17.000 He was in the army.

01:34:18.000 Joe was in the Army.

01:34:20.000 He got injured jumping out of an airplane.

01:34:23.000 Somebody undercut him with a parachute and he ended up with a back injury.

01:34:28.000 It's really bad stuff, but he had valor.

01:34:32.000 Navy Pete, he flunked out of Navy boot camps because he had IBS.

01:34:41.000 Okay.

01:34:42.000 But his identity, but his identity was he was a naval airman.

01:34:46.000 Anyway, we're driving in the freaking middle of nowhere in Quebec trying to set up a stationary point for our survey.

01:34:55.000 And we're bored.

01:34:56.000 He's got a CD that he made of soundtracks from war movies.

01:35:03.000 So we're trying to entertain ourselves and we're listening.

01:35:07.000 And we made a game of it.

01:35:08.000 So I mean, you could probably list off 15 or 20 or maybe 50 war movies with your status.

01:35:15.000 Anyway, we're lifting off movies.

01:35:17.000 We're lifting off movies.

01:35:18.000 And Joe says, what is this?

01:35:21.000 Is this from Thin Red Line or what are all these movies?

01:35:24.000 And finally, he says, full metal jackets.

01:35:27.000 And Pete goes, what's that?

01:35:32.000 Joe's driving the car and we almost crashed.

01:35:36.000 He did a triple take and he was like, what?

01:35:41.000 You're a Navy guy?

01:35:42.000 You've never heard of full metal shit jackets?

01:35:45.000 And I swear I almost had a heart attack from laughter.

01:35:49.000 That story was way too long and totally blows.

01:35:55.000 I'm not a veteran of having to have...

01:35:58.000 I thought I was a war movie veteran.

01:36:00.000 Now I'm a war movie story veteran.

01:36:03.000 I just got a purple heart.

01:36:04.000 I'm a war movie veteran.

01:36:08.000 My kid's crying.

01:36:09.000 Dude, your story reeks so bad you should give it a bath after your daughter gets out of there.

01:36:16.000 Wow.

01:36:17.000 Good thing you're near a toilet.

01:36:19.000 You need to flush that story.

01:36:21.000 Anyway, thanks for calling, I guess.

01:36:23.000 Thanks for your service.

01:36:24.000 God, why did I give that guy so much?

01:36:27.000 You had to be there.

01:36:28.000 Holy fuck.

01:36:29.000 I got a way better story than that.

01:36:32.000 Vinny Stigma is everyone in New York is scared of him.

01:36:35.000 And it's sort of like Chuck Zito, where when you start talking about him, people go, but I cannot resist telling this story.

01:36:42.000 So he was in the band Cro-Mags, Sick of It All? 0.99

01:36:46.000 Agnostic Front?

01:36:47.000 Agnostic Front.

01:36:48.000 So they're on tour, and this is back in the 80s.

01:36:51.000 And Vinny Stigma, I respect him very much.

01:36:54.000 I hope he doesn't fucking kill me telling this story.

01:36:57.000 But let's just say he's not an academic.

01:37:01.000 He's not known.

01:37:02.000 He does not have the Fields Medal in mathematics.

01:37:05.000 And he's in the van, and they're listening to whatever 899 FM as they tour.

01:37:12.000 And they're on their way to, I believe, Detroit.

01:37:15.000 And he passes out in the van, and then he wakes up freaking out.

01:37:19.000 He thinks they're going to miss the show.

01:37:21.000 And he goes, holy shit, what time?

01:37:23.000 When do we got to be there?

01:37:24.000 And they go, relax, Vinny, not till 9 o'clock.

01:37:27.000 And he points to the radio and the dash and he goes, it's 8.99.

01:37:32.000 It's 8.99.

01:37:35.000 Holy shit.

01:37:36.000 Meaning they have one minute to get there.

01:37:38.000 Oh, that is great.

01:37:39.000 Because hours have 100 minutes.

01:37:41.000 Of course.

01:37:42.000 it's got New York hardcore tattooed to his head.

01:37:44.000 Now, that's just Vinny tired, making a silly semantic mistake.

01:37:48.000 Please don't fucking kill me.

01:37:50.000 I don't actually know Gavin.

01:37:51.000 I just met him.

01:37:52.000 He had a tattoo shop in New York when they were illegal, which, by the way, tattoos are officially legal in New York City in like 2003.

01:38:02.000 I'm not kidding.

01:38:03.000 Wow.

01:38:04.000 Let's hear his interview, though.

01:38:05.000 Just so you get the guy.

01:38:06.000 You got to sort of know the guy.

01:38:08.000 Interview and live.

01:38:10.000 No one wants to see fucking agnostic front live. 1.00

01:38:13.000 Of course they do.

01:38:14.000 They're great.

01:38:16.000 I like touring with other bands.

01:38:19.000 Like we're touring with these younger bands, you know, and we always like, we're always nice to, I know, I'm always nice to them, and I always make them feel comfortable.

01:38:27.000 And always my backstage, if they're on tour with me, that backstage is yours, too.

01:38:32.000 You know what I mean?

01:38:33.000 We're together.

01:38:35.000 I don't like.

01:38:36.000 You don't like the hierarchy.

01:38:38.000 No, no, no.

01:38:38.000 We're family and that's it.

01:38:40.000 We're on tour.

01:38:41.000 It begins.

01:38:41.000 It's a family tour.

01:38:43.000 Whatever band it might be, take offense, which we're going on tour with in California.

01:38:48.000 You know what that reminds me of?

01:38:49.000 Derek Beccles and I went on tour with the band The Unicorns, and we did sort of a stand-up comedy thing where I would show do's and don'ts with a projector, a PowerPoint, and then he would show TV Carnage with a PowerPoint.

01:39:05.000 And we were in Boston, and we had done a few dates, and we were being treated like the opening band, even though I'm way older than fucking Nick Unicorn, who's a cool guy, by the way.

01:39:16.000 Probably hates me now, but he was a good guy, and it was nice of him to set this up, but whatever.

01:39:20.000 His tour manager would treat us like we were little kids, lucky to be on tour with the unicorns.

01:39:24.000 And I'm like, dude, I have kids.

01:39:27.000 I think you have this all wrong.

01:39:29.000 It's nice of us to go on tour with some other little kids.

01:39:33.000 And, you know, we're all, like, I was probably 40 six back then.

01:39:40.000 No, 06, 36?

01:39:43.000 I was in my late 30s.

01:39:45.000 And so we're in Boston.

01:39:46.000 I'd maybe had a few drinks.

01:39:47.000 And we go backstage.

01:39:48.000 And I'm like, we're in the green room.

01:39:50.000 And I go, I'm going to grab a beer.

01:39:52.000 And the tour of engineer goes, and he touches my beer.

01:39:56.000 And as I'm opening it, what?

01:39:57.000 And then he puts his finger so I can't open it and holds it closed.

01:40:01.000 And he goes, that's for the band.

01:40:03.000 And I go, yeah, well, we're with the band.

01:40:06.000 And he's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:40:11.000 And I was like, fuck you.

01:40:12.000 This tour's over.

01:40:13.000 We're going home.

01:40:14.000 And I just got in the car and drove four hours from Boston or whatever it was back home.

01:40:21.000 And Derek was like, some of us need the money, dude.

01:40:24.000 Why'd you can this tour?

01:40:25.000 I'm like, the money?

01:40:26.000 You were making like 40 bucks a night.

01:40:29.000 Here, here's 80 bucks.

01:40:32.000 There's two nights.

01:40:33.000 Go work at McDonald's.

01:40:34.000 Fuck.

01:40:35.000 Which one's fucking Nick there?

01:40:37.000 That's in the middle.

01:40:38.000 Fuck.

01:40:38.000 He's a good old Canadian hoser.

01:40:40.000 He's a guy.

01:40:41.000 I don't mean to disparage him, but his fucking tour manager was.

01:40:43.000 Sounds like he didn't do anything wrong.

01:40:45.000 It's all these like business types, you know, what they're fucking doing.

01:40:49.000 You know what else Nick showed us?

01:40:50.000 They were staying at a hotel, and I'm like, Jesus, we're staying at a hotel every night.

01:40:54.000 It's going to get expensive.

01:40:55.000 And he goes, no, I have this happen, hotels.com or whatever it was.

01:40:59.000 And what you do is you look when we're done the show tonight at like 11, and they're so desperate to unload, you get something for nothing.

01:41:07.000 Like the five-star hotel.

01:41:09.000 So I think this was in DC.

01:41:11.000 And I'm like, okay, cool.

01:41:13.000 So we try that and we find this five-star hotel and it was like 60 bucks.

01:41:17.000 I go, this is fucking awesome.

01:41:18.000 So Derek and I head over there and we get into the lobby.

01:41:24.000 It's beautiful, by the way.

01:41:25.000 But it's also very zooy.

01:41:30.000 And there's zebra prints everywhere and leopard prints and fucking spears on the wall and stuff.

01:41:37.000 And I'm going, what the fuck is going on here?

01:41:40.000 Is this some Disney themed zoo hotel?

01:41:43.000 And then we get to the hotel room and it's also got like red satin sheets and stuff.

01:41:48.000 Luckily we had two beds or we would have ended up fucking because it was so seductive.

01:41:52.000 And I turn on the TV and it's Tyler Perry.

01:41:55.000 And that's when I saw the Tyler Perry movie where the dude is in the hot tub and he's paralyzed.

01:42:00.000 Diary of Mad Black Woman. 0.97

01:42:01.000 Diary of a Mad Black Woman. 0.97

01:42:03.000 And I'd never watched a Tyler Perry movie before and that overacting is, that was actually the birth of the term blackting, where we realized blacks tend to overact. 1.00

01:42:13.000 That whole movie is an overacting madhouse.

01:42:17.000 And we went down to the lobby.

01:42:20.000 I can't remember why.

01:42:22.000 And then I realized, Derek, we're in an upper middle class black hotel.

01:42:28.000 We're in like a Will Smith, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, but not Will Smith, the other family.

01:42:33.000 We're with like well-to-do blacks.

01:42:36.000 And this is what they have when they have a hotel.

01:42:40.000 Zebra Prince, Leopard Prince, a spear on the wall, and Medea.

01:42:45.000 We've been to one recently.

01:42:47.000 Remember that place we stayed in DC?

01:42:50.000 Most recently?

01:42:51.000 Yeah, after Car Guys.

01:42:53.000 Remember?

01:42:54.000 Everything was all white.

01:42:56.000 There was like a fight in the lobby and stuff.

01:42:58.000 Yeah, it was very black. 0.99

01:43:00.000 It was a very black. 0.99

01:43:00.000 But it was a beautiful hotel. 0.99

01:43:02.000 Yeah, but zebra, dragon sticks. 0.61

01:43:04.000 Zebras. 1.00

01:43:06.000 Why are black people so into zebras? 1.00

01:43:08.000 Zebras. 1.00

01:43:08.000 Fucking loser horses, SD. 1.00

01:43:11.000 All right.

01:43:12.000 Oh, I want to get one of those.

01:43:14.000 Dude, I was going to get you that.

01:43:15.000 You should have got me that.

01:43:16.000 Why don't you buy me that?

01:43:17.000 Why don't you buy me more presents?

01:43:18.000 Actually, you know, I'm eBaying a couple of things like Rocket.

01:43:21.000 By the way, if you want to buy me a present, I really want this.

01:43:24.000 What the hell is that?

01:43:26.000 The Cara Dune.

01:43:28.000 It's the Gina Carrano action figure from Mandalorian.

01:43:34.000 Was it sold out?

01:43:35.000 They're not printing anymore.

01:43:36.000 So I looked them up on eBay.

01:43:37.000 They're like $200 each.

01:43:39.000 Holy shit.

01:43:40.000 I've got very expensive tastes.

01:43:42.000 Fucking cow. 1.00

01:43:43.000 What are those shoes I want?

01:43:44.000 You like the blue and white ones?

01:43:46.000 Off-white?

01:43:47.000 Those are like three grand.

01:43:48.000 Jordan ones.

01:43:49.000 My shoes right now are fucking $800.

01:43:53.000 Those are all right.

01:43:55.000 Those is alright.

01:43:56.000 But this is your wave.

01:43:58.000 That's what I want.

01:43:59.000 These Scoochie shoes are nothing compared to those puppies.

01:44:01.000 Shuchies. 1.00

01:44:02.000 Can a 50-year-old wear $3,000?

01:44:04.000 Yeah.

01:44:05.000 Yeah.

01:44:06.000 All right, let's try the calls again and see if it's another eight-hour story about someone who hasn't heard of a movie before.

01:44:12.000 Mike Worst.

01:44:15.000 Hey, so apparently there's a king of Thailand, which I didn't know about, which I don't really give a fuck about.

01:44:25.000 Yeah.

01:44:26.000 Exactly.

01:44:27.000 He has the fucking worst name ever.

01:44:30.000 You were talking about bad names.

01:44:32.000 His fucking name is like two paragraphs long, and it's fucking retarded. 0.99

01:44:37.000 I don't know why you would ever fucking name somebody that many weird letters.

01:44:42.000 It's like some monkey went on a fucking typewriter and just was hitting fucking keys.

01:44:48.000 Pull it up.

01:44:49.000 Why would you ever fucking do it?

01:44:51.000 Thanks for calling.

01:44:51.000 We're going to look that up.

01:44:54.000 Vagilcron?

01:44:55.000 Yeah.

01:44:56.000 That doesn't seem so bad.

01:44:57.000 The side effects of Vagilcron are, of course, Vagiralongcron.

01:45:01.000 Vagiralongcron.

01:45:02.000 You know what that is?

01:45:04.000 That's when you have a Nordic warrior in your pussy. 1.00

01:45:08.000 It's just like crazy because of the horns.

01:45:10.000 Of course.

01:45:11.000 That doesn't look so bad.

01:45:12.000 I've seen worse than that.

01:45:14.000 Wait, what's it like?

01:45:14.000 Oh, dude, you want to talk about bad names?

01:45:17.000 You got to find the guy who owns Al Jazeera, the main funder of it.

01:45:23.000 It's going to take you about a day.

01:45:27.000 His name takes an hour to say, and it dwarfs the king of Thailand.

01:45:34.000 Look up Al Jazeera on Wikipedia.

01:45:35.000 No, no, just look.

01:45:36.000 Go to Al Jazeera on Wikipedia.

01:45:38.000 I've looked this up a hundred times.

01:45:40.000 I should have it bookmarked.

01:45:42.000 Okay, so.

01:45:45.000 No, no, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

01:45:47.000 So funding from the government of Qatar, but maintains its editorial independence.

01:45:53.000 Muslim Brotherhood, anti-sh.

01:45:56.000 So I guess click on government of Qatar.

01:46:01.000 Yeah, right there.

01:46:02.000 Government of Qatar.

01:46:04.000 The funding from the government of Qatar.

01:46:05.000 I can't see it here.

01:46:06.000 Government of Qatar.

01:46:07.000 Government of fucking Qatar.

01:46:10.000 Because that's owned by one family.

01:46:13.000 No, that's the cabinet of Qatar.

01:46:16.000 Shit.

01:46:17.000 Wait.

01:46:18.000 Government of Qatar.

01:46:19.000 Right there.

01:46:20.000 Okay.

01:46:23.000 Incumbent office.

01:46:25.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

01:46:26.000 That's a name.

01:46:26.000 Oh, that's him, right?

01:46:28.000 Al-Thani? 0.97

01:46:29.000 Khalid bin Khalifa al-Baduzagana Al-Thani.

01:46:32.000 Shalik Khalid bin Abdulz al-Tani.

01:46:37.000 I can't remember if that's the guy I was talking about, but that's equally absurd right there.

01:46:40.000 This guy, too.

01:46:41.000 So that's the incumbent.

01:46:42.000 Abdullah bin Abdullahziz bin Turkey al-Subdueh.

01:46:46.000 I mean, this is not an opinion.

01:46:49.000 Your culture sucks when your name is 32 names. 0.64

01:46:53.000 That's just a fact.

01:46:54.000 I said Chinese language sucks because you need a paintbrush to write it. 1.00

01:46:59.000 I got in a fight with this Jewish woman. 1.00

01:47:00.000 She's like, you're anti-Semite.

01:47:02.000 I go, give me an example.

01:47:02.000 She goes, you said Hebrew is a disgusting language.

01:47:05.000 It sounds like someone's horking up phlegm.

01:47:07.000 I go, it does.

01:47:09.000 German's gross too. 1.00

01:47:11.000 English comes from German.

01:47:12.000 I love German.

01:47:13.000 I hate all Middle Eastern languages. 0.95

01:47:14.000 I hate Russian.

01:47:19.000 Any language that goes ach is gross. 1.00

01:47:21.000 And that's like 37 of them.

01:47:24.000 Sorry, you're included in the shit group.

01:47:27.000 Doesn't mean I don't like Jews.

01:47:29.000 I'm a Zionist.

01:47:34.000 Longest name in Africa.

01:47:36.000 Okay, interesting.

01:47:37.000 I've seen this before.

01:47:38.000 So, what is your name?

01:47:39.000 What is your name?

01:47:39.000 What is the whole joke of it?

01:47:40.000 Why do you eat the poo-poo? 0.98

01:47:41.000 That's what I don't know.

01:47:44.000 Yes, your name.

01:47:58.000 That's not a different culture.

01:47:59.000 That's a shitter culture. 1.00

01:48:00.000 And by the way, you live in garbage.

01:48:02.000 You are a bear and you eat in the garbage.

01:48:05.000 All right, next call.

01:48:06.000 We're not being very generous with calls.

01:48:07.000 I think we've done two.

01:48:10.000 Call screen failed.

01:48:11.000 You're on the line.

01:48:11.000 909.

01:48:13.000 Hey.

01:48:14.000 Hey.

01:48:14.000 How's it going, guys?

01:48:15.000 What's up, guys?

01:48:16.000 Gucci, Gucci, Gucci, Gucci, Gang. 0.96

01:48:18.000 Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci don't.

01:48:24.000 Hey, Gav, thanks for the advice last week.

01:48:26.000 It was very nourishing.

01:48:29.000 What was that now?

01:48:32.000 About the contemporary art scene.

01:48:35.000 What did I say?

01:48:37.000 Oh, no, you were very thorough.

01:48:39.000 You told me about, you know, if you're MAGA, don't worry about it.

01:48:44.000 Don't actually, don't even engage.

01:48:46.000 Just do your thing and don't trip about, you know, trying to be political or anything.

01:48:52.000 Just do the work, you know?

01:48:54.000 Yeah, it's a tricky thing because at the end of the show, every day I say, get fired, get in trouble.

01:48:58.000 And then I'm also telling you not to be public about your magginness.

01:49:03.000 But I think every man should be on the precipice of trouble, which is losing your job, going to jail, and getting divorced.

01:49:15.000 So if you get those, you've gone too far in many cases.

01:49:20.000 Right.

01:49:21.000 Right.

01:49:22.000 It was good.

01:49:24.000 It's coming from you.

01:49:25.000 It means a lot.

01:49:26.000 So thanks.

01:49:28.000 All right.

01:49:28.000 Well, thanks for calling.

01:49:30.000 I'm worried now I'm contradicting myself.

01:49:32.000 When I say get fired, what I mean is you're at a dead-end job.

01:49:36.000 Everyone's talking shit all day about, say, Trump.

01:49:40.000 And you're just like stewing.

01:49:42.000 And it's eating you alive.

01:49:44.000 And you're getting cancer from keeping your mouth shut.

01:49:47.000 Now, you can say, fuck all of you.

01:49:51.000 I love Trump, which I've done a million times.

01:49:54.000 But you can also say, I don't know.

01:49:57.000 I mean, jobs went up.

01:49:58.000 Isn't that all that anyone really cares about?

01:50:00.000 I mean, you don't have to love the guy.

01:50:01.000 You don't have to read his tweets, but the economy was booming before the pandemic.

01:50:06.000 Say that.

01:50:07.000 Well, what if I get fired?

01:50:08.000 You'll get a better job.

01:50:11.000 Now, I'm not encouraging you to run headfirst into the wood chipper and get fired on purpose, but I'm saying be yourself.

01:50:21.000 They can't fire us all.

01:50:22.000 And if you're at a job where you just indicating your true self is enough to get you fired, then you're not in the right job.

01:50:30.000 Now, what about fine arts?

01:50:31.000 Yes.

01:50:34.000 Yes, that's tricky.

01:50:36.000 But the beauty of art is it's ambiguous.

01:50:39.000 So you can stay in the clouds a little bit.

01:50:42.000 And slowly.

01:50:45.000 I mean, I should do a whole show on this because it is a very gray area.

01:50:48.000 Like Ben Shapiro's thing, they said, what should I do in college?

01:50:51.000 And he said, lie, pretend to be left-wing, get A's, graduate, then become a lawyer, and then fuck them all over and say, haha, I was bullshitting the whole time.

01:51:01.000 No.

01:51:02.000 I disagree with that.

01:51:04.000 I say you should be yourself in school, even if you flunk out.

01:51:08.000 So it's a case-by-case.

01:51:11.000 I mean, who is going to clean your toilets, Donald Trump?

01:51:13.000 It's a case-by-case basis, I guess.

01:51:15.000 But there's nuance there.

01:51:16.000 And what I'm really saying with Get Fired is be yourself and don't fucking keep your personality bottled up to the point where it's killing you.

01:51:27.000 Hey.

01:51:29.000 You're cool.

01:51:30.000 She is so fucking ugly. 1.00

01:51:33.000 She is hideous. 1.00

01:51:34.000 She's a freak. 1.00

01:51:37.000 But.

01:51:39.000 But nothing.

01:51:42.000 She's inhuman. 0.83

01:51:43.000 She looks like a possum worm. 1.00

01:51:45.000 I wish I knew what that was for.

01:51:46.000 She has no irredeemable qualities.

01:51:51.000 What race is she? 1.00

01:51:52.000 She's like every race. 1.00

01:51:53.000 She's the worst of every race combined. 1.00

01:51:56.000 Wild.

01:51:57.000 Yeah, you belong in the wild.

01:51:58.000 You should be eaten by fucking herbivores.

01:52:03.000 What is it?

01:52:04.000 Wear a shirt that represents where you belong, Dave?

01:52:06.000 Her eyes look like little garbage assholes. 1.00

01:52:08.000 Garbage.

01:52:09.000 And her fucking possum nose. 1.00

01:52:11.000 She looks like a... 1.00

01:52:12.000 What are those big, huge rats they have in Central America? 0.96

01:52:15.000 Capuberas.

01:52:16.000 She looks like a capubera.

01:52:18.000 What is that?

01:52:20.000 I'm closer to figuring out what Elmo is than her.

01:52:26.000 What mammo are you? 0.99

01:52:30.000 We got Nicholas on the line.

01:52:34.000 Nicholas.

01:52:35.000 Hello.

01:52:36.000 Hello.

01:52:37.000 Can you hear me?

01:52:37.000 Yes.

01:52:37.000 Hello.

01:52:38.000 Hello.

01:52:39.000 Hey.

01:52:40.000 So you're talking about children's music.

01:52:42.000 You're reminding me of a great John Ronson documentary you should check out if you haven't seen it.

01:52:46.000 It's called Funny Torture.

01:52:48.000 It's about how they were using those songs, Barney and so forth, to torture the Iraqi POWs. 0.98

01:52:57.000 And they go on to interview the people who wrote the people who wrote the Sesame Street music.

01:53:02.000 And they talk to them about it, and they talk about what royalties should they ask for for their music torture.

01:53:07.000 It's pretty funny.

01:53:08.000 All right.

01:53:08.000 What's it called again?

01:53:09.000 I got it here.

01:53:10.000 Oh, you got it?

01:53:11.000 Funny.

01:53:12.000 Thanks, buddy.

01:53:13.000 Thanks for the call.

01:53:14.000 Have a good one.

01:53:16.000 Nice short, sweet call there.

01:53:18.000 Informative, of course.

01:53:24.000 Your commander-in-chief, the president.

01:53:28.000 Oh, they got the whole thing on YouTube?

01:53:34.000 There's a couple of companies that have made some pretty big leaps.

01:53:37.000 American Technology now has an acoustic system that you can reach out.

01:53:41.000 How about that acoustic system in Cuba?

01:53:43.000 I heard these Canadians are suing for it. 1.00

01:53:45.000 I actually know the lawyer involved.

01:53:47.000 They blast out these super duper bass waves.

01:53:56.000 Omega waves.

01:54:06.000 And these people have all kinds of like brain problems from it.

01:54:11.000 It worked.

01:54:12.000 I'm sure it was developed by Russia.

01:54:14.000 They were there working on harmful.

01:54:16.000 She's a smoker. 0.83

01:54:17.000 She looks like Cameron Diaz.

01:54:19.000 Exactly.

01:54:19.000 Who looks like shit right now, by the way.

01:54:22.000 Government personnel who were working at our embassy in Havana, Cuba on official duty.

01:54:27.000 You can look that up on your own.

01:54:29.000 Those sound things I've already done.

01:54:30.000 John Luke Picard.

01:54:32.000 Oh, you want me to get back to the documentary?

01:54:34.000 No, the calls, obviously.

01:54:38.000 I just said that's enough.

01:54:39.000 What do you think I meant?

01:54:40.000 Of the sound weapon one.

01:54:42.000 Bobby.

01:54:44.000 What's up, Bobby?

01:54:45.000 Hey.

01:54:46.000 Hey, Bobby.

01:54:48.000 Are you Bobby Hill?

01:54:49.000 Damn it, Bobby.

01:54:50.000 Are you my son, Bobby Hill?

01:54:52.000 What is that?

01:54:53.000 That's me trying to do you doing the hill.

01:54:56.000 Oh, man.

01:54:57.000 Yeah.

01:54:58.000 It was all right.

01:54:59.000 Go ahead, Bobby Hill.

01:55:00.000 Anyway, Gavin, do you still have your motorcycle?

01:55:04.000 Yes.

01:55:05.000 What kind is it?

01:55:06.000 Is it a Bonneville Trucks and it's this guy right here?

01:55:11.000 Bonneville, it's like a 750, a 20.

01:55:15.000 It's like a 2012, I think, but it was made as a replica of the original 1960s thing.

01:55:23.000 So I love it because it looks old, but it's not very old.

01:55:27.000 From a distance, it also looks like a Thunderbird a little bit, but not the new, new ones.

01:55:32.000 The new ones are pretty loaded and big.

01:55:37.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:55:37.000 Anyway.

01:55:38.000 It's the common one, the Bonneville 750.

01:55:41.000 Hey, that's got the same tank as mine.

01:55:43.000 1976 Triumph.

01:55:45.000 Yeah, so I guess they're mimicking the 76.

01:55:47.000 I don't know.

01:55:49.000 I don't know much about it.

01:55:50.000 I do know you've got to get your battery out of there because I noticed I was buying a new battery every year, and it's because I would let it freeze.

01:55:58.000 So the battery's got to come out.

01:56:00.000 I'm sure anyone with a motorcycle knew this way before me.

01:56:03.000 But yeah, you've got to get it on the Doctor Charger thing in the fall.

01:56:09.000 Anyway, sorry, go ahead.

01:56:10.000 I was going to say, unless you keep it on the charger, you should be pretty good.

01:56:14.000 But anyway, if you are thinking about moving to the Tennessee, North Carolina area, I'll tell you what.

01:56:22.000 The most gorgeous riding is there between the North Carolina and Tennessee.

01:56:27.000 There's many trails you can look up.

01:56:30.000 One that comes to mind is called Chero Halla Skyway.

01:56:34.000 Cheryl with an S or with a C? 0.69

01:56:38.000 C. It's like C-H-E-R. 1.00

01:56:43.000 Cheryl Hollow? 0.98

01:56:45.000 Something like that.

01:56:46.000 Chero-Holla. 0.84

01:56:48.000 Hollow.

01:56:48.000 Skyway.

01:56:49.000 Ooh, old-fashioned.

01:56:50.000 Cheryl Holla Trail? 0.76

01:56:53.000 Skyway.

01:56:55.000 Skyway.

01:56:57.000 That sounds awesome.

01:56:58.000 Skyway.

01:57:00.000 There's one called the Dragon Tail.

01:57:03.000 The Dragon Tail.

01:57:04.000 It's only like a short distance.

01:57:06.000 It's only like 15 miles between Tennessee and North Carolina.

01:57:11.000 And it has like 300 curves in a 50-mile stretch.

01:57:16.000 Oh, that's awesome.

01:57:16.000 I know a lot of people who actually wrecked on that, but he said it was awesome.

01:57:20.000 Like regardless, the scenery between Tennessee and North Carolina is fucking amazing.

01:57:26.000 That's awesome.

01:57:27.000 Thanks for the tip.

01:57:28.000 I appreciate it.

01:57:28.000 Thanks for calling.

01:57:30.000 I had Beers with a biker today, and he said they have a motto in the Hells Angels.

01:57:36.000 If you're not going 90, you're not going.

01:57:39.000 What?

01:57:40.000 90?

01:57:41.000 Oh, you're going all right.

01:57:42.000 Now, I don't have, my fairing is just like you saw my motorcycle, and the fairing is a little foreskin on the front.

01:57:47.000 It doesn't really do much.

01:57:48.000 My head's still moving.

01:57:49.000 When I'm going 60, I'm shitting in my panties.

01:57:52.000 Shitting in my panties, especially on a fucking New Jersey freeway.

01:57:56.000 If I look to see if I can change lanes, my whole head goes.

01:58:01.000 So what I do is I indicate and I just slowly change lanes going, I'm coming over, boys.

01:58:08.000 You can slow down or kill me, but I'm not looking.

01:58:12.000 But 90?

01:58:14.000 Like even in my BMW going 90 on the freeway, I'm going, fuck, I'm booking here.

01:58:19.000 I'm going to get busted.

01:58:20.000 Yum! 1.00

01:58:22.000 90.

01:58:23.000 And he was in, it's funny because he went down to Florida, but the storm hit.

01:58:28.000 So it never got warm.

01:58:30.000 He left in these shitty New York temperatures at 4 in the morning with heated seats and shit.

01:58:36.000 Didn't matter.

01:58:37.000 And then you expect like around Delaware, it starts, the clouds come out, but it didn't.

01:58:42.000 And when he was in Florida, it was like fucking 40 degrees.

01:58:47.000 So he went to escape New York and just had a big, long, 20-hour New York drive that they did in two days at 90 miles an hour, dude.

01:58:57.000 That is fucking in the sleet and the slush.

01:59:00.000 No, thank you.

01:59:00.000 All right, one more call, then we got to go.

01:59:02.000 All right, Alex Jones, he's a poo-poo head, buddy. 0.99

01:59:07.000 Hey, buddy, buddy.

01:59:08.000 I like your Gucci shoes, buddy, buddy.

01:59:10.000 Thanks, buddy.

01:59:11.000 They're my off-duty buddies.

01:59:14.000 Yeah, yeah, buddy.

01:59:14.000 I got my sketchers on, buddy.

01:59:16.000 You like my sketchers, buddy?

01:59:17.000 No, I don't tolerate skechers in any way, shape, or form. 1.00

01:59:20.000 If I was at a restaurant or a deli and I was buying a godfather sub and they had skechers on, I would walk away, buddy. 0.68

01:59:28.000 Oh, shit, buddy.

01:59:29.000 Okay, okay.

01:59:31.000 Anyway, Gab, I was watching Crowder's recent upload on The Blaze.

01:59:36.000 He was interviewing Alex Jones.

01:59:39.000 And they get talking about January 6th, all the riot and shit.

01:59:43.000 And Jones just kind of blames it on Proud Boys.

01:59:45.000 He kind of says, like, Proud Boys is boo-boo-boar.

01:59:49.000 I sent you guys an email.

01:59:52.000 I think I titled it, like, Alex Jones Fucks Boys Who Happen to Be Proud or whatever.

01:59:58.000 It's like a 30-second clip.

02:00:01.000 That's a bummer, man.

02:00:03.000 All right, well, check it out.

02:00:04.000 Thanks for calling.

02:00:06.000 By the way, Alex was, I'm not going to, I'm not about to get revenge till I see the whole thing.

02:00:11.000 But did you notice he's not in shit?

02:00:13.000 Like, wasn't he screaming with a megaphone going, we got to do this.

02:00:17.000 Yes.

02:00:17.000 Fucking.

02:00:18.000 Alex had some pretty good evidence of him saying, let's move away from here, go to the front, or peacefully.

02:00:26.000 I know.

02:00:26.000 Okay, good.

02:00:27.000 Okay.

02:00:27.000 Like, in, you know, very long form, hey, don't get nuts.

02:00:31.000 January 6th.

02:00:32.000 It was a trap, just like Charlottesville.

02:00:35.000 I called both of those things and said, don't go, you're getting duped.

02:00:41.000 And, well, I will say, only like three people that I know of still went to Charlottesville.

02:00:48.000 And Charlottesville was portrayed as a statue thing.

02:00:51.000 And then at the 11th hour, they started having these SS type of things on the flyers.

02:00:55.000 And Paul Bazil pointed out, he goes, wait a minute, this doesn't look like it's about statues.

02:01:01.000 This is all like Pepe but gone mad.

02:01:05.000 So Paul called it too.

02:01:07.000 And then it happened.

02:01:08.000 I waited for all the high fives for predicting it was going to be a shit show.

02:01:12.000 Got nothing.

02:01:13.000 And then with January 6th, I said, don't go.

02:01:15.000 It's a trap.

02:01:16.000 This is on our Twitter.

02:01:17.000 This was, it was on parlor.

02:01:20.000 And I said, it's a recipe for murder.

02:01:23.000 And then a chick was murdered. 1.00

02:01:26.000 It's still my fault because someone there looked like me. 0.98

02:01:29.000 And 100%, the fire extinguisher guy, that didn't happen.

02:01:33.000 He did not die from the fire extinguisher.

02:01:35.000 He died from pepper spray, but no one will go near it because they keep saying cops should use more pepper spray and less guns.

02:01:41.000 And pepper spray is not remotely dangerous.

02:01:43.000 Oh, really?

02:01:44.000 What happened to SickNick?

02:01:45.000 He died from pepper spray.

02:01:47.000 I think it gave him like heart palpitations.

02:01:49.000 Dude, getting pepper sprayed reboots your hard drive.

02:01:54.000 It's not like it just, it's not like someone just put on two eye patches and now you can't see.

02:01:59.000 Now you can play the blind game.

02:02:00.000 It shocks your whole system.

02:02:03.000 It's almost like the LeBron James helicopter pilot who thought he was going up when he was going down.

02:02:08.000 You almost don't know what's up or down.

02:02:11.000 It's like you're scuba diving and you think you're swimming down, but you're swimming up.

02:02:14.000 It's almost that intense.

02:02:16.000 You know where your feet are, so you know where gravity is.

02:02:18.000 Otherwise, it's not just being blind, man.

02:02:21.000 It is fucking shocking.

02:02:25.000 You don't know what race you are.

02:02:28.000 Please don't piss me off, Alex.

02:02:32.000 All around the Capitol, trying to stop people for over an hour and a half.

02:02:36.000 And I realized, because see, I'm all like the left, I'm not going to lie.

02:02:40.000 And people are pissed at me about this.

02:02:42.000 I'm getting death threats over this.

02:02:44.000 But I was there.

02:02:45.000 I said, okay, it's Boogaloos, it's Proud Boys, and it's a few people from a great organization, Oathkeepers, who claimed they were part of it.

02:02:54.000 We have to cut them off.

02:02:55.000 It was literally a minority of people with Antifa.

02:02:59.000 Antifa was involved as well.

02:03:01.000 But it isn't just Antifa.

02:03:02.000 It was right-wingers believing they were part of this great storm.

02:03:08.000 That wasn't the most damning thing.

02:03:09.000 I mean, he's right in the sense that it was guys who were members of the Proud Boys.

02:03:14.000 It wasn't Proud Boys.

02:03:16.000 And I don't understand why no one can understand this nuance.

02:03:19.000 If they were Knights of Columbus, they weren't there as Knights of Columbus.

02:03:23.000 They're just members of the club, which is a big club with 5,000 people.

02:03:28.000 So I'm not bananas, but it's verbiage.

02:03:30.000 But, you know, he said the Oath Keepers are good people, so he was saying the clubs are nice, but they just had a few fuck-ups.

02:03:36.000 And they did.

02:03:38.000 Sorry.

02:03:40.000 But the Proud Boys who did that were fucking idiots.

02:03:43.000 There, I said it.

02:03:44.000 What the fuck were you thinking?

02:03:46.000 I warned you that you're getting duped.

02:03:50.000 Anyway.

02:03:52.000 What do you think is going to happen when you storm the Capitol?

02:03:56.000 Well, Brett Kavanaugh's followers did it.

02:03:58.000 Yeah, they knew they had the media and the justice system on their side.

02:04:01.000 Prowboys have been stabbed once a month in DC, and both times the takeaway was, what are these assholes doing?

02:04:08.000 People are getting stabbed.

02:04:10.000 So obviously the third time you go, the third month in a row, say hypothetically you get stabbed, it's going to be known as your fault.

02:04:20.000 So why did you go?

02:04:23.000 Why did you fucking go?

02:04:26.000 Anyway, what are you trying to show me?

02:04:28.000 Oh, we lost a Dharman actor.

02:04:33.000 This guy.

02:04:34.000 Oh, that terrible actor is dead?

02:04:50.000 Disparage him.

02:04:53.000 We'll say sorry that a human being has died.

02:04:56.000 You brought us a lot of joy.

02:04:57.000 For real.

02:04:59.000 Is he meaning that?

02:05:00.000 Love of family.

02:05:02.000 He didn't write the scripts.

02:05:06.000 Yeah, look, we don't disparage the dead here.

02:05:08.000 No, I'm going to tempt you when you're in a Dharman dude. 1.00

02:05:11.000 That guy's one of the best.

02:05:12.000 And I'm not mad at Alex for that.

02:05:13.000 It could have been better phrased, but that's fine.

02:05:17.000 Anyway, folks, we'll see you tomorrow with all the shit we didn't get to today.

02:05:22.000 And we also would like to add that you should, within reasonable parameters of your own safety and success, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 18, 2021

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