Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E75 - NOT WOKE ENOUGH!

00:00:14.000 From New York, it's Jeff My One with Devin McGinnis.

00:00:42.000 That is, I don't give a fuck from Razor Knights, my girlfriend, Diana Death. 0.93

00:00:51.000 We're dating now.

00:00:53.000 She's my mistress.

00:00:55.000 She's my work wife. 1.00

00:00:56.000 She's calling me.

00:00:58.000 Nobody is.

00:01:00.000 A friend of hers said, you can get her on the show, you know.

00:01:02.000 She likes the show.

00:01:03.000 I said, no.

00:01:05.000 Guess why?

00:01:07.000 You don't bring your wife to work? 1.00

00:01:10.000 I don't want to ruin her life.

00:01:12.000 Oh, true.

00:01:13.000 BBQT was on the show, and she became permanently unemployable and couldn't get a job at MGM Grand because she had spoken to me. 1.00

00:01:20.000 I'm toxic.

00:01:21.000 I'm poison.

00:01:22.000 So I respect this woman and want her to have a happy life.

00:01:26.000 So I'm not going to have her on the show.

00:01:33.000 Isn't that what the radical left was going for?

00:01:37.000 To make us untouchable?

00:01:40.000 I guess in that sense, they've succeeded.

00:01:42.000 Anyway, great band.

00:01:44.000 Great vibes.

00:01:45.000 That was IDGF.

00:01:47.000 I don't give a fuck.

00:01:48.000 You know what I like about their songs is the variety.

00:01:52.000 Like you hear that cocaine song and you think you know them and that's nothing like their songs.

00:02:00.000 We've got a lot to cover today, folks.

00:02:02.000 But my new plan with this show is we just wander around.

00:02:07.000 It's really a radio show with a video component.

00:02:10.000 But we just wander around and then this is just, if I run out of shit to say, but this isn't in the notes.

00:02:16.000 However, I wanted to investigate the Equalizer.

00:02:18.000 The last time we brought this up, nothing was on the air yet.

00:02:22.000 Now, The Equalizer was a show that I loved in the 80s and 90s, I think.

00:02:26.000 And the premise is it's an MI5 guy.

00:02:29.000 MI5 is the CIA of Britain.

00:02:32.000 And, you know, you look into these guys and most of their life is sitting in a dumpster next to a terrorist cell and listening in on their meetings and translating it on a notepad with cabbage on your shoulder and a rat in your boot.

00:02:46.000 But they also are trained murderers.

00:02:48.000 So Edward Woodward was the original equalizer.

00:02:52.000 And yes, he's a fat old man.

00:02:53.000 But if you look up MI5, that's what they look like.

00:02:56.000 My wife was watching this fucking show with Sandra O. Sandra O. Sandra O. That's what she looks like, too. 1.00

00:03:09.000 I'm dating this hot Asian chick. 1.00

00:03:11.000 Really?

00:03:12.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:03:12.000 Her name's Sandra.

00:03:13.000 Oh, I can't wait to see her.

00:03:14.000 Oh.

00:03:16.000 She's a five. 0.93

00:03:18.000 They're usually hotter than that.

00:03:20.000 She might be a four. 1.00

00:03:22.000 No, that's a solid five.

00:03:24.000 I mean, she's old now, right?

00:03:26.000 She's so Canadian.

00:03:28.000 You might see a Chinese person.

00:03:30.000 I see Toronto.

00:03:31.000 Yeah, wait, what is that?

00:03:33.000 It's just an Ontarian nose. 0.95

00:03:34.000 That just made sense out of her.

00:03:36.000 She has an Ontarian nose.

00:03:40.000 That looks like a moral.

00:03:42.000 I don't think she's ever done anal. 0.98

00:03:44.000 You probably know what I mean.

00:03:45.000 People in Toronto have never done heroin.

00:03:48.000 Not that that's a good thing.

00:03:49.000 Why would I put it there?

00:03:50.000 Oh, no.

00:03:51.000 Well, easy there, fuck.

00:03:52.000 That's where the poop comes out.

00:03:54.000 Hey, there, fucking, you're barking up the wrong tree there, guy.

00:03:57.000 Anyway, Sandra O's in some MI5 thing, and she's like an assassin, and then someone's trying to kill her.

00:04:03.000 And it's like an MI5 soap opera, all broads.

00:04:08.000 And I go to, I'm sitting in the bed, and I see what my wife's watching, and I'm like, what's going on here?

00:04:13.000 She's MI5?

00:04:15.000 And she goes, yeah, I go, honey, MI5 people look like Steve Bannon.

00:04:21.000 They don't look like this.

00:04:23.000 They're fat and old because it's hard to get there.

00:04:27.000 They do not look like Sandra O. And she goes, just leave me alone. 0.99

00:04:31.000 Don't fucking ruin everything I'm wanting.

00:04:32.000 I went, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:04:33.000 I had to get out of there.

00:04:34.000 I was in trouble.

00:04:36.000 Is this it?

00:04:37.000 Yeah.

00:04:37.000 Aren't you scared of all those broads?

00:04:39.000 Killing Eve. 0.94

00:04:40.000 Killing Eve. 0.94

00:04:41.000 I think Sandra O is Eve. 0.89

00:04:45.000 And all these assassins are trying to kill her.

00:04:49.000 You know how you kill Sandra O?

00:04:51.000 You hit her with a bat once in the head and she's dead.

00:04:55.000 So that kind of gets to the equalizer.

00:04:57.000 So anyway, the Edward Woodward show was cool.

00:05:00.000 And he's retired MI5 and he has a certain set of skills like Liam Neeson.

00:05:06.000 I want my daughter back.

00:05:08.000 Super awesome intro.

00:05:14.000 Free.

00:05:14.000 Made by Stuart Copeland of the police.

00:05:18.000 Stuart Copeland's cool.

00:05:19.000 He did a lot of solo stuff under the name Clark Kent because he didn't want people to know he's in the police, the band.

00:05:25.000 So he would have a, he said, he had an ad in the newspaper looking for help and he'd find like some woman who's being abused by some mafia or so rich guy or whatever.

00:05:35.000 She was at Death's Door and he would go and save the day.

00:05:40.000 And I know it looks absurd to see a big fat guy like that, old man, but that's what it's like when you're X CIA, XMI5, XFBI, right?

00:05:51.000 So then they go, this is a really cool show and a cool concept, but it features a white male. 0.66

00:05:58.000 Those are gross.

00:05:59.000 This is the philosophy of modern Western culture is that white males have cooties. 0.53

00:06:06.000 They're yucky.

00:06:08.000 They keep inventing stuff and doing good at it, if you will.

00:06:12.000 So what we do is we just take their stuff, like putting a man on the moon, where everyone responsible for that looked like the dude in Falling Down.

00:06:20.000 They all had short-sleeved white shirts with pocket protectors.

00:06:24.000 And they just make it black woman. 1.00

00:06:27.000 Like Hidden Figures.

00:06:29.000 Hidden Figures, which my daughter had to study in school, features that woman that you told me was a cunt, and I think you're right. 1.00

00:06:38.000 Who are they now?

00:06:46.000 Oh.

00:06:47.000 No, that's not what she was like.

00:06:49.000 She was a math janitor. 0.97

00:06:50.000 Angela something.

00:06:52.000 Fucking middle.

00:06:54.000 I bet she's a cunt. 1.00

00:06:56.000 Her.

00:06:58.000 By the way, in that movie, we talked about this, right?

00:07:01.000 She walks by, they're making the shuttle that lands, and the panels keep coming off, and she gets her heel caught in a grate, which makes her have to stay there an extra second.

00:07:10.000 Yeah, her. 0.54

00:07:10.000 And she goes, actually, if you made those aerodynamic, they wouldn't fly off. 0.54

00:07:14.000 And all the scientists go, what?

00:07:16.000 And they go, whoa.

00:07:19.000 And she invents the space shuttle.

00:07:22.000 What?

00:07:22.000 She's a genius.

00:07:24.000 What?

00:07:26.000 So they make the equalizer black, Denzel Washington. 0.62

00:07:29.000 And I'm fine with that because it goes the other way all the time.

00:07:33.000 Mel Gibson played Malcolm X in a movie recently.

00:07:37.000 Of course.

00:07:38.000 There was Ryan Gosling who played Martin Luther King.

00:07:40.000 Martin Luther King in a movie recently.

00:07:44.000 Oh, remember they had Melissa McCarthy play Bob Marley in the story of legend?

00:07:49.000 That was stunning, yeah.

00:07:50.000 I thought she was just a comedian, but she did an incredible job. 1.00

00:07:53.000 They brown-faced her. 0.91

00:07:54.000 But the hair.

00:07:55.000 She had the dreads.

00:07:56.000 Waguan.

00:07:58.000 No, and you know, in that movie where Melissa McCarthy plays Bob Marley, she did all her own songs. 0.80

00:08:04.000 Yeah, the singing and stuff like that.

00:08:06.000 Her whole film.

00:08:06.000 You can tell it's not Bob Marley, but it sounds like a Jamaican, like when she's like, no woman, no cry.

00:08:14.000 Do you remember where we used to dance in the government town in Trenchtown?

00:08:22.000 Diddle in.

00:08:24.000 Like, I forgot I was watching Melissa McCarthy.

00:08:26.000 You know, I saw Bob.

00:08:28.000 Where Andre 3000 failed.

00:08:31.000 She succeeded.

00:08:32.000 This is her.

00:08:33.000 This is the.

00:08:37.000 No, I think that's.

00:08:38.000 I think that's Bob.

00:08:39.000 No, I thought so, too.

00:08:40.000 Does it say Melissa McCarthy?

00:08:42.000 Yeah.

00:08:42.000 And so she had to.

00:08:43.000 Why aren't they showing her?

00:08:44.000 Or is that her?

00:08:45.000 Yeah, after the transformation.

00:08:46.000 That looks exactly like Bob Marley.

00:08:48.000 Yeah.

00:08:48.000 The eyes could be different, but I mean, you can't change the person's.

00:08:51.000 The teeth are too good.

00:08:52.000 I bet Jamaicans have way shittier teeth than that. 1.00

00:08:54.000 Well, they wanted to glorify.

00:08:55.000 That's Melissa's Hollywood teeth. 1.00

00:08:57.000 Yep.

00:08:57.000 They already got to change it.

00:08:58.000 You know what I mean?

00:08:59.000 You know, I mean, for the cinemas.

00:09:01.000 So anyway, they make the equalizer black, and he's Denzel Washington. 0.64

00:09:05.000 Okay.

00:09:06.000 Fine.

00:09:06.000 The show's been over for 20 years.

00:09:08.000 I don't know why you just can't do your own thing, but sure, you're a British. 0.99

00:09:12.000 You're not British. 1.00

00:09:13.000 You're ex- Actually, they don't explain anything in the Denzel Washington thing.

00:09:16.000 He's just a fucking killer who focuses, ironically, on killing white men.

00:09:23.000 I guess, and by the way, blacks are 14% of the population.

00:09:26.000 Movie going, what's that going to be?

00:09:30.000 Eight?

00:09:31.000 They're 100% of the population in movie theaters that talk.

00:09:34.000 Is that anything?

00:09:37.000 Fuck, man, when I moved to New York and realized that movie theaters were daycares, I went to see Eight Mile, and there was just kids, mostly Puerto Ricans, just running around. 1.00

00:09:47.000 I said to the guy, what's going on here?

00:09:49.000 There's a sex scene going on.

00:09:51.000 And that kid's five.

00:09:52.000 And he goes, the law says that if you're with your parents, you can bring your kids anywhere.

00:09:55.000 I go, this movie's rated R. He goes, yeah, but the parents brought the kid.

00:09:59.000 So it's up to them.

00:10:00.000 You're allowed to be a shitty parent.

00:10:02.000 Or there's the famous story where the Puerto Rican kid is kicking the back of my chair, gung, gong, gong. 1.00

00:10:07.000 And I turn around and go, stop kicking my chair.

00:10:12.000 And he's like, oh, shit.

00:10:14.000 And the mother isn't even, that's a beef that I have with her friend, kid. 0.72

00:10:21.000 And she's just like, she doesn't even miss a beat watching the movie.

00:10:24.000 My son is having a fight with that guy.

00:10:28.000 She's like the meme of eating popcorn.

00:10:31.000 But she was literally eating popcorn.

00:10:35.000 Anyway, so blacks are like 8% of the population as far as movie going goes.

00:10:42.000 So this death fantasy where Denzel Washington kills rich white kids is a white fantasy. 0.53

00:10:49.000 I mean, the market wouldn't support it if it was just blacks. 1.00

00:10:52.000 And then you look at like how many racist blacks want whites to die or enjoy seeing white people killed.

00:10:59.000 I think that we're down to like 4% of the movie going population at the most.

00:11:04.000 So apparently like 50% of America of white people want to see themselves murdered.

00:11:11.000 I don't get that.

00:11:12.000 This is the mystery of my time, ethnomasochism.

00:11:15.000 Japanese people don't hate Japanese people.

00:11:17.000 Mexicans don't bitch about how horrible Mexico has been. 0.97

00:11:20.000 Mexicans could bitch about their conquistador past and how they murdered the Aztecs, how they are Spaniards. 1.00

00:11:27.000 That's why they speak a European language.

00:11:29.000 Spanish, Spain-ish.

00:11:31.000 They could have the same gripes we have about ourselves, but they don't.

00:11:36.000 But we do.

00:11:37.000 Anyway, so the equalizer kills these white kids and rich white dudes who beat up and murder beautiful little black girls for no reason. 0.99

00:11:46.000 And then the pendulum goes, I am not done swinging yet.

00:11:53.000 I find that the new equalizer sucks because he's male.

00:11:57.000 And I find it to be misogynoir, which is a word we learned yesterday.

00:12:02.000 Misogynoire is when you're not giving black women enough credit.

00:12:07.000 Jesus, the term not giving black women enough, doesn't that just sound so tiring?

00:12:14.000 Enough.

00:12:15.000 Like, they're doing pretty good.

00:12:17.000 They just sprayed gorilla glue in their hair and were called heroes for it and raised tens of thousands of dollars with zero mockery.

00:12:26.000 Anyway, so now they've redone it again.

00:12:29.000 And we've gone from Edward Woodward to Queen Latifah, who is my age and out of shape. 0.99

00:12:36.000 Imagine fighting Queen Latifah.

00:12:40.000 I think you could be on the phone and eating a cheeseburger while you fought her. 0.99

00:12:46.000 He's correctly laughing.

00:12:52.000 Lady, I don't know who you think you are, but this is my world. 0.99

00:12:58.000 And in my world.

00:12:59.000 She's dressed like a Nazi skinhead, of course. 1.00

00:13:11.000 It's nice and dark, so you can't see how absurd this is.

00:13:14.000 What did she catch that pipe in midair? 1.00

00:13:18.000 Dude, this is gonna become our new show.

00:13:20.000 What is any of this?

00:13:23.000 Like the meetup.

00:13:25.000 So, by the way, the plot of this is she runs a charity, the billion, multi-billion dollar charity that helps starving children all over the world.

00:13:35.000 And while she's traveling for her charity, say she's in Bangkok, or she seems to usually be in New York or Chicago, she cleans up the streets, as one does, and saves black girls.

00:13:46.000 Because this is the opposite of misogynoir.

00:13:50.000 It looks like they don't even pay any sort of homage to the original.

00:14:01.000 Why call it the equalizer at this point?

00:14:03.000 I know.

00:14:04.000 There's no introduction to do.

00:14:05.000 Like, I thought the intro would have like a little nod.

00:14:08.000 There's no intro.

00:14:08.000 That was the intro.

00:14:09.000 Well, the Denzo Washington equalizer didn't have much of a nod either.

00:14:13.000 But show that I saw a screen preview there of her charity.

00:14:17.000 It's like got a map of the world with all the awesome things.

00:14:22.000 Yeah, there she is. 1.00

00:14:23.000 She's just monitoring the world.

00:14:25.000 Can you pull up everything in the world on the screen, please?

00:14:28.000 Show me how much money we're making.

00:14:30.000 Oh, there's Super Jew. 1.00

00:14:34.000 Slow, right?

00:14:34.000 Should I like him, but I don't?

00:14:36.000 I met him a couple times.

00:14:37.000 He's a pretty good guy.

00:14:38.000 I'm sure he'd be a good guy, but he was on the cover of New York Mag though as Super Jew. 0.97

00:14:42.000 Yeah, that's right.

00:14:44.000 Turn it up, though.

00:14:44.000 I can't hear it.

00:14:45.000 What the fuck is he wearing?

00:14:48.000 Even trade.

00:14:49.000 You got him out of one life sentence and straight into another.

00:14:53.000 I'll get the girl settled. 0.95

00:14:55.000 What girl? 0.83

00:14:56.000 Okay, why do I have a feeling this is not a social call?

00:14:59.000 I need those freaky ass superpowers in yours. 1.00

00:15:01.000 All right.

00:15:02.000 Look at my kid.

00:15:03.000 What the fuck is that stupid chart?

00:15:07.000 Pull up all the numbers in the world now.

00:15:09.000 Is it the stock market?

00:15:12.000 What the fuck is that?

00:15:14.000 How could anyone follow that?

00:15:16.000 Like, you need a graph or Asia with a line, India.

00:15:21.000 You can't just have a pile of numbers.

00:15:24.000 That's so stupid.

00:15:26.000 Is that a screensaver?

00:15:27.000 Like, what the fuck?

00:15:31.000 I want to see all transactions going on in the world right now.

00:15:38.000 She's kind of like a motherfucker. 1.00

00:15:46.000 Just someone caught in the middle, and someone's going to a lot of trouble to set her up. 1.00

00:15:50.000 Oh, man.

00:15:51.000 Come on.

00:15:52.000 I got a good thing going, Aaron.

00:15:53.000 All right?

00:15:54.000 You got to tell me what you're bringing down on us.

00:15:56.000 You know what?

00:15:57.000 It's okay.

00:15:58.000 I got it from here.

00:16:00.000 This is like a parody of shows.

00:16:01.000 I know.

00:16:01.000 It really is.

00:16:02.000 It looks like a fake show.

00:16:03.000 I think that dude ripped off my buddy Curtis Brown.

00:16:06.000 Huh.

00:16:07.000 He dresses exactly like him with the same hairdo and everything.

00:16:10.000 And they've met each other before.

00:16:12.000 You really want to do this because you have no idea how deep these waters run.

00:16:16.000 That's exactly Curtis.

00:16:18.000 All those stupid chains.

00:16:25.000 He looks like a Jewish Geraldo. 0.95

00:16:27.000 Look up Curtis Brown.

00:16:30.000 We caught you, Super Jew. 1.00

00:16:33.000 You know what's funny?

00:16:34.000 Every time you have such cool friends that when you're like, my friend, this person, they're all Google-able.

00:16:39.000 And it's like, oh, we'll never find that person.

00:16:42.000 Well, it's called being in media for 30 years and being 50 years old.

00:16:46.000 You haven't done anything.

00:16:47.000 Any sort of thing at the end?

00:16:49.000 Maybe Bad Wizard?

00:16:51.000 As I say that, this one doesn't Google well.

00:16:57.000 Wait, that's not him, is it?

00:16:59.000 The actual wizard guy?

00:17:00.000 There he is.

00:17:01.000 With that band.

00:17:02.000 He's got sunglasses on in that picture.

00:17:04.000 Yeah, but you can't see what he's...

00:17:06.000 Alright, let's find the name of the band.

00:17:08.000 Old School Sunday.

00:17:09.000 No, Bad Wizard is obviously the name of the fucking band, you tard. 1.00

00:17:13.000 I thought it was just a nice thing.

00:17:13.000 And why did you use quotes?

00:17:15.000 Once again, you suck at shit at your job.

00:17:19.000 Quotes take so long.

00:17:20.000 Oh, quotes are so hard.

00:17:23.000 Obviously, when you look up Curtis Brown without quotes, you're going to get a bunch of Curtises.

00:17:29.000 See?

00:17:29.000 There, there he is in the shirt.

00:17:34.000 He's ripping him off.

00:17:35.000 Western-type shirt.

00:17:37.000 Yeah, rings.

00:17:39.000 There's me.

00:17:42.000 That's not him.

00:17:43.000 That's me.

00:17:46.000 That's me in Ottawa at a scavenger hunt in 1985.

00:17:53.000 Trudeau is high.

00:17:54.000 That's the second link.

00:17:59.000 This isn't a possibility that he might be high.

00:18:02.000 This is the Prime Minister of Canada baked out of his fucking mind.

00:18:08.000 I vote for the motion.

00:18:11.000 Mr. Trudeau, for poor.

00:18:16.000 I vote for the motion.

00:18:19.000 Mr. Trudeau, for poor.

00:18:22.000 Mr. Turnbull.

00:18:24.000 I vote for the motion.

00:18:27.000 Mr. Trudeau, for poor.

00:18:30.000 You can even see.

00:18:31.000 He's kind of getting into the groove of being prime minister here.

00:18:33.000 He's realized that he's dumb.

00:18:34.000 I know when he started, I know for a fact, because I have insiders up there, that he was obsessed with the media reporting on him.

00:18:42.000 And I think now he's like, I have my fans.

00:18:45.000 I'm not smart.

00:18:47.000 And that's okay.

00:18:49.000 I'm not an intellectual prime minister.

00:18:51.000 I'm a fun, handsome, silly stoned prime minister.

00:18:54.000 And I'm going to own that.

00:18:56.000 Like that other video where he's like, bon voyon, salut.

00:19:01.000 That's ridiculous.

00:19:04.000 And that sort of goes by, that's kind of one of the mottos of our show is be yourself.

00:19:09.000 Be dumb if you're dumb.

00:19:12.000 It's possible that we're dumb.

00:19:13.000 We know Ryan's dumb, but I might also be dumb.

00:19:16.000 Interesting.

00:19:17.000 And who said, wait, and you're the one who declared I was dumb, so maybe your dumbness made that dumbly.

00:19:22.000 No, you're so dumb that someone who's possibly dumb can still see how dumb you are.

00:19:27.000 But speaking of smart, check out this kid Schooling his teacher on how awesome Trump is.

00:19:36.000 This is alarming, and I'll tell you why.

00:19:40.000 Soundy alarm.

00:19:42.000 Trump made most peace with most countries than any other president has done.

00:19:46.000 And he's also, he's boosted the stock market before COVID.

00:19:50.000 He's trying to make it so things that are made in China are made in America.

00:19:55.000 It's just the truth.

00:19:57.000 Just because he did 144 was more they should break it, and it wasn't all from that topic.

00:20:04.000 No.

00:20:05.000 But when he was filmed saying we're going to march to the capital, and we're going to see, he didn't say four minutes.

00:20:16.000 But he said, we're going to march to the capital, and I will join you.

00:20:20.000 That's like all the pictures you find on Google of mine sniffing.

00:20:28.000 You can't deny that.

00:20:30.000 You can't deny that.

00:20:34.000 He's nine years old.

00:20:37.000 Did you catch that?

00:20:38.000 He's nine years old?

00:20:40.000 No.

00:20:40.000 Fuck.

00:20:41.000 So the teacher is teaching the kids in school that Trump had people storm the Capitol.

00:20:51.000 He's telling people that.

00:20:53.000 And that's not true.

00:20:55.000 That's what that stupid impeachment trial was about.

00:20:57.000 And his lawyers easily disproved it.

00:21:01.000 And then the kid is smart enough to go, you're taking something out of context, just like all the shit you see on Google of Biden sniffing kids' heads.

00:21:12.000 So he's saying, if you want to play the context game, I can make your boy look like a real fucking pedophile.

00:21:18.000 And there's a lot more evidence, by the way, that Biden has at least child sexual tendencies.

00:21:25.000 A lot more evidence of that than Trump encouraging people to storm the fucking Capitol.

00:21:30.000 I mean, they had to mised his speech and cut out the part where he said peacefully.

00:21:40.000 Book of the Day is Skins by Gavin Watson.

00:21:43.000 I forgot the newspaper antibringia book of the day, so I just pulled this from the shelf.

00:21:46.000 I'm bros with Gavin Watson.

00:21:47.000 He was a skinhead back in the early days.

00:21:52.000 I think he may have started out as a bit of a right-wing skinhead, but then he met this Packy Stanney girl. 0.91

00:21:59.000 It's just a beautiful photography book, and you don't really get good pictures from back then.

00:22:03.000 Cameras sucked.

00:22:05.000 And he was a working-class Yob, dead end yob. 1.00

00:22:09.000 What's the origin of Yob?

00:22:13.000 But his dad got him a super fancy, like, Olympus Carl Zeiss lens camera.

00:22:22.000 And so Gavin Watson is one of the only people to have documented this early 80s, late 70s skinhead era.

00:22:32.000 And it's a fucking beautiful book.

00:22:34.000 Great look, too, isn't it?

00:22:37.000 The short pants with the docks and then a Crombie on top.

00:22:40.000 Or the jean jacket with jeans and Dr. Martins.

00:22:44.000 Great look to this day.

00:22:48.000 Great guy.

00:22:49.000 Yob.

00:22:51.000 Dead end yob.

00:22:53.000 The youth.

00:22:55.000 Backsling from boy. 0.99

00:22:57.000 Oh, it's a bo backwards boy. 1.00

00:23:00.000 Yeah.

00:23:02.000 Yobo.

00:23:03.000 Yobo.

00:23:04.000 Dead end yobs.

00:23:06.000 Look up that poem.

00:23:08.000 Dead end yobs.

00:23:11.000 Punk poetry was a thing for a minute.

00:23:17.000 Um.

00:23:21.000 We'll just wait for that while I. I want to see the guy saying it.

00:23:25.000 What are you doing?

00:23:26.000 Dead end yobs.

00:23:28.000 Put it in fucking quotes.

00:23:30.000 Did you put it in quotes?

00:23:32.000 No.

00:23:33.000 Why not?

00:23:35.000 I thought you just meant for names.

00:23:37.000 What?

00:23:38.000 No, for anything you're looking up, you want it to be in quotes, Ryan.

00:23:42.000 Now you click video.

00:23:44.000 Oh, it's a video.

00:23:46.000 Well, of course it is.

00:23:47.000 It's a poem.

00:23:49.000 Yeah, but you want to watch a video of it.

00:23:50.000 We're doing a video.

00:23:51.000 That's the medium here.

00:23:56.000 All right, I think we're giving up on that.

00:23:58.000 Let's if I dig up dead end yobs in one second and there's something there, I'm going to eat your young. 1.00

00:24:05.000 Gary Johnson?

00:24:07.000 Yes.

00:24:09.000 The dead end yobs. 1.00

00:24:11.000 Dead end yobs got football, boxing all rock and roll.

00:24:14.000 If they're any good at saving from the dole.

00:24:17.000 But even if you make it, certain people will say you're still no good and you'll be no other way.

00:24:23.000 Cause you don't talk proper, your accent ain't true blue. 0.98

00:24:27.000 You was born in an house in Acne with an outside loo.

00:24:30.000 Dead end yobs, kids like me and you.

00:24:33.000 Dead end yobs, just do what you want to do. 1.00

00:24:36.000 Dead end yobs, we don't take no notice of you. 1.00

00:24:39.000 We could be gangsters, we could rob a bank.

00:24:42.000 We could join the army, we could drive a tank.

00:24:45.000 No hope, no future when you're down and out.

00:24:48.000 I went to see GBH once and the singer from the Circle Jerks, who is retarded, said, Coming up next, we have GBH and they're from Birmingham or Brighton. 1.00

00:25:01.000 I think it was Birmingham.

00:25:02.000 They're from Birmingham.

00:25:04.000 And in Birmingham, you got two choices.

00:25:07.000 You can either join the army, that's him, be on welfare, or start a band.

00:25:16.000 Those two things.

00:25:18.000 Just like Joe Biden saying, we might have to go to an eight-week school week.

00:25:24.000 All right, let's do a segment here on old Biden.

00:25:26.000 I got a lot of Biden shit.

00:25:28.000 He's been on a tear recently.

00:25:32.000 Blue.

00:25:34.000 That ain't Yobs. 0.96

00:25:35.000 You're not true blue.

00:25:43.000 Yeah, that's enough.

00:25:45.000 Did you know that you, Ryan, as a Puerto Rican are too stupid to use the internet? 1.00

00:25:51.000 Which I guess we've learned today with your quote incident.

00:25:56.000 This is Biden predicting that you wouldn't know to use quotes when you're looking something up.

00:26:00.000 The other portion is a lot of people don't know how to register.

00:26:04.000 Not everybody in the community, in the Hispanic and the African American community, particularly in rural areas that are distant and or inner city districts, know how to use, know how to get online to determine how to get in line for that COVID vaccination at the Walgreens or at the particular store.

00:26:30.000 What did he say once?

00:26:31.000 Remember, poor people are just as good as white people? 0.78

00:26:34.000 Yeah.

00:26:34.000 And then he also recently said, I like kids more than people.

00:26:39.000 In other words, kids aren't people.

00:26:41.000 In other words, you can sniff their hair and fuck them. 1.00

00:26:43.000 And you like them a lot.

00:26:45.000 I like them, and it's not rape because they're not human.

00:26:47.000 They're not people.

00:26:50.000 He also thinks China is fine.

00:26:51.000 Now, China has a lot of policies that we don't like.

00:26:55.000 For example, mass murdering Muslims. 1.00

00:26:59.000 They also say you can only have one child, which results in people killing their female infants, their female babies, because if you only have one kid... 0.90

00:27:09.000 Can you just show the whole screen like we talked about before and not...

00:27:14.000 Not on Instagram, but I'll do this.

00:27:17.000 This is my little Zoom thingy hate. 0.96

00:27:20.000 Wait until the video is ready to show before you pull it up.

00:27:24.000 Stop.

00:27:25.000 So what they do is everyone wants a boy because if you're rural and a farmer, you can pass on your lineage, et cetera.

00:27:31.000 And they can look after the farm.

00:27:32.000 A woman just goes away to someone else's family. 0.99

00:27:34.000 So you lose money with women. 0.80

00:27:37.000 So the Chinese solution is just to kill baby girls. 1.00

00:27:40.000 It's gendercide that goes on there. 1.00

00:27:43.000 So they practice gendercide. 0.98

00:27:45.000 They also practice genocide.

00:27:47.000 They murder babies and they murder Muslims. 1.00

00:27:51.000 Joe says that's just culturally different.

00:27:54.000 Speak out against what he's doing in Hong Kong, what he's doing with the Uyghurs in western mountains of China and Taiwan trying to end the one China policy by making it forceful. 1.00

00:28:08.000 I said, and by the way, he said he gets it.

00:28:12.000 Culturally, there are different norms at each country, and their leaders are expected to follow.

00:28:19.000 And so the idea...

00:28:20.000 If you have a problem with infanticide, gendercide, and genocide, then you're a xenophobe.

00:28:27.000 It's just a different culture.

00:28:29.000 I hate when Gavin says the West is the best.

00:28:32.000 The West is just different.

00:28:34.000 They're anti-sides.

00:28:36.000 They don't do any side.

00:28:39.000 C-I-D-E. 0.97

00:28:41.000 Who knows?

00:28:41.000 I like kids better than people.

00:28:42.000 I saw a picture of you with your grandson recently.

00:28:44.000 I like kids better than people.

00:28:47.000 Poor kids are just as good as white kids. 1.00

00:28:50.000 He is, I don't even think it's fair to call him dumb.

00:28:53.000 That's not a dumb thing to say.

00:28:55.000 That's what you say if you're concussed or asleep.

00:28:59.000 So is he a stupid person?

00:29:01.000 No.

00:29:02.000 He's mentally ill.

00:29:03.000 He's suffering.

00:29:05.000 He's completely lost.

00:29:08.000 He's gone.

00:29:12.000 What's this one?

00:29:13.000 China's the victim? 0.99

00:29:14.000 Didn't I ask you to zoom in on the fucking video before you show it?

00:29:18.000 Like, I think I asked you that two minutes ago.

00:29:22.000 But I thought the Cernovich was important.

00:29:24.000 Okay, at least there's a method to your madness.

00:29:27.000 You know, Chinese leaders, if you know anything about Chinese history, it has always been the time when China has been victimized by the outer world is when they haven't been unified at home.

00:29:39.000 So you mean like 200 years ago, the opium wars?

00:29:43.000 To vastly overstated.

00:29:45.000 The central principle of Xi Jinping is that there must be a united, tightly controlled China.

00:29:52.000 And he uses his rationale for the things he does based on that.

00:29:56.000 I point out to him, no American president can be sustained as a president if he doesn't reflect the values of the United States.

00:30:03.000 And so the idea, I'm not going to...

00:30:04.000 I don't reflect the values of Joe Biden, sir.

00:30:07.000 He'll have values.

00:30:09.000 Against what he's doing in Hong Kong, what he's doing with the Uyghurs in western mountains of China, and Taiwan trying to end the one China policy. 0.99

00:30:22.000 One China policy. 0.92

00:30:23.000 You mean one child policy?

00:30:24.000 And by the way, he said he gets it.

00:30:27.000 Culturally, there are different...

00:30:29.000 Yeah, that's the same thing.

00:30:30.000 Is this, dude, that, I don't know.

00:30:32.000 I think it gets better.

00:30:33.000 I think it's a good thing to his fucking contrived pocket square and his shitty ties being distracting.

00:30:38.000 Because the whole goal with a suit is you're not supposed to take away from the face.

00:30:42.000 You're supposed to be as stylish as you can, but don't take away from the face.

00:30:46.000 And it always does.

00:30:47.000 Like, look at that pocket square.

00:30:48.000 Nobody wears shit like that.

00:30:50.000 It is a very elaborate pocket square.

00:30:52.000 One, two, three, four, five, six tips.

00:30:54.000 And I wind up staring at his tie and his pocket square every time.

00:30:58.000 And it's like, I think it's to not look at his fucking shitty, I don't know what I'm saying face.

00:31:02.000 Okay, check out this.

00:31:03.000 I don't know what I'm saying.

00:31:05.000 Every second or third out of five or six.

00:31:09.000 So is that dementia or stupidity?

00:31:12.000 If you're saying every second or third, you don't have to say what it's out of.

00:31:16.000 It can be out of a billion.

00:31:18.000 Every second or third commercial out of six or a billion is the same amount of things.

00:31:24.000 It means the second or third is the frequency with which this happens.

00:31:27.000 We don't care how long you play out this frequency for.

00:31:32.000 In racial disparities.

00:31:33.000 And I'm going to say something's going to get me in trouble, which couldn't go through a whole show without doing that.

00:31:38.000 And that is that, think about it.

00:31:40.000 If you want to know where the American public is, look at the money being spent in advertising.

00:31:46.000 Did you ever five years ago think every second or third ad out of five or six you'd turn on would be biracial couples?

00:31:55.000 No, no, I'm not being facetious.

00:31:57.000 I'm not being facetious.

00:31:59.000 Why would anyone think that's facetious?

00:32:01.000 He says that a lot.

00:32:02.000 I saw another thing where he said that he loves that one.

00:32:05.000 I think he means I'm not kidding.

00:32:06.000 I think he thinks facetious means kidding.

00:32:09.000 See, the reason I'm so hopeful is this new generation, they're not like us.

00:32:15.000 They're thinking differently.

00:32:17.000 They're more open.

00:32:18.000 And we've got to take advantage of them.

00:32:21.000 I want you to...

00:32:21.000 So the implication there, by the way, is that he doesn't like mixed-race couples.

00:32:25.000 Really?

00:32:26.000 And the younger generation does.

00:32:27.000 They're not like us.

00:32:29.000 They don't puke When they see a white guy with a black girl or a black guy with a white girl, it doesn't give them nightmares.

00:32:35.000 They don't see it as a racial jungle.

00:32:38.000 They love it.

00:32:39.000 They're brave.

00:32:40.000 They're brave guys.

00:32:41.000 They're willing to throw out all the different smells and stuff.

00:32:45.000 What?

00:32:45.000 I don't know.

00:32:47.000 Are you being facetious?

00:32:48.000 Come on, man.

00:32:49.000 He's dropped.

00:32:49.000 Come on, man.

00:32:50.000 Yeah.

00:32:51.000 I miss it already.

00:32:54.000 And yes, we have noticed the absurd amount of mixed-race couples in commercials. 1.00

00:33:00.000 It doesn't even almost reflect the nation.

00:33:04.000 About 1.5% of whites marry outside their race, despite what commercials in the New York Times tells you.

00:33:12.000 And only a tiny fraction of the population, maybe 5 or 6%, is biracial.

00:33:19.000 So there's this myth that we're all going mocha-colored.

00:33:22.000 But I think I'm one of the only ones who actually married outside his race.

00:33:25.000 It's not a thing.

00:33:28.000 Yes, Ryan is Puerto Rican and Japanese.

00:33:31.000 He's also a freak.

00:33:32.000 Hell yeah, bro.

00:33:34.000 I'm a freak.

00:33:36.000 My buddy Amy Siskin approves of Biden and all this shit.

00:33:42.000 1-8.

00:33:43.000 Biden said white supremacists are the greatest domestic terrorist threat.

00:33:46.000 Absolutely.

00:33:47.000 Look at the white supremacists, all of them, who stormed the Capitol.

00:33:52.000 One of them, they all had Kemp Auschwitz shirts on, and they were Zeke Heiling, and there was no black people there at all.

00:34:01.000 That's also a new thing they do.

00:34:02.000 If there's a patriotic rally and it's mostly white, it's white supremacists.

00:34:06.000 Even if it's old ladies and Jews, no, they're white supremacists. 0.98

00:34:10.000 White supremacists are people who are in a group of white people.

00:34:14.000 Go back to her tweet, though.

00:34:16.000 Biden said white supremacists are the greatest domestic terrorist threat and called, you don't need a comma there, sweetie, and called people who support their ideals demented and dangerous and said, I would make sure that my Justice Department and the Civil Rights Division is focused heavily on those very folks.

00:34:33.000 God, they love the word folks, don't they?

00:34:37.000 While I agree with Biden on this, didn't he promise to keep his hands off the Justice Department?

00:34:41.000 God, her retweets are almost as brutal as her.

00:34:44.000 I wish I could get on Twitter.

00:34:45.000 Hey, you folks on Twitter, can you...

00:34:48.000 Every time you see her tweet, can you just say, didn't you cheat on your husband with a woman when you were nine months pregnant?

00:34:56.000 You got to word it carefully because if you say, didn't you cheat on your husband when you were nine months pregnant with a woman?

00:35:01.000 It sounds like she was pregnant with a woman, like she had a woman in her body. 0.94

00:35:06.000 I actually can't figure out how you cheat with a woman when you're nine months pregnant.

00:35:10.000 I can only imagine sitting on, the woman sits on your face, I guess, because I've had sex with a pregnant woman a few times, and it's basically just lying on the side doggy. 1.00

00:35:21.000 But women can't do that. 1.00

00:35:22.000 They don't have a penis. 0.75

00:35:24.000 And I bet even a strap-on is hard to maneuver.

00:35:27.000 So all I can think is she was lying on her back and a woman sat on her face and then her husband walked in.

00:35:31.000 I think his name's Cohen.

00:35:33.000 I think he's a doctor.

00:35:35.000 Or here's another thing you could retweet her.

00:35:38.000 Say, you could say, are you trying to destroy America the same way you destroyed your husband in your divorce?

00:35:46.000 Again and again and again.

00:35:48.000 I think her entire existence, well, first her entire existence was Trump.

00:35:52.000 And now that Trump's gone, her entire existence is Twitter.

00:35:55.000 If she was kicked off Twitter, she would cease to be.

00:35:58.000 Are you trying to ruin it like your marriage, or are you trying to pleasure it like the woman that you cheated on your husband with? 1.00

00:36:05.000 Are you trying to eat out America?

00:36:07.000 I think, my theory is she always knew she was a lesbian and she just married a rich guy, got knocked up, saw him as a sperm donor, and then destroyed him. 0.64

00:36:15.000 She's like a black widow in that sense. 0.99

00:36:18.000 You'll notice my verbiage is very careful because I'm always assuming litigation when it comes to that fucking cunt. 1.00

00:36:28.000 Okay, that's enough of that.

00:36:29.000 Now let's talk about free speech.

00:36:31.000 I wish we had a bumper for that.

00:36:35.000 Me too.

00:36:36.000 Sucks.

00:36:37.000 Can you just come up with some sort of segue?

00:36:40.000 Pull up a thing from our bumper pile.

00:36:44.000 I got an audio of this.

00:36:48.000 That's terrible.

00:36:49.000 Go through our pile of bumpers and just pull one up.

00:36:52.000 Okay.

00:36:53.000 Random bumps.

00:36:53.000 What's with you today?

00:36:54.000 Did you not sleep last night?

00:36:56.000 Well, I didn't know you wanted just any old one.

00:36:58.000 I know, but your whole thing is slow.

00:37:01.000 Ugly.

00:37:01.000 I felt ganged.

00:37:02.000 And then we fell in love.

00:37:06.000 None of these do.

00:37:07.000 Yes, they do.

00:37:08.000 What would be better?

00:37:11.000 Oh, just anyone.

00:37:12.000 It's not an intro.

00:37:14.000 Sex is like not a big deal.

00:37:16.000 There, that would have been fine.

00:37:19.000 So this I'm dubious of.

00:37:21.000 Apparently Britain has a free speech czar where they're going to go into their sacred institutions, their universities, and reclaim them from the woke left.

00:37:32.000 The British government says it will appoint a free speech champion for universities to protect against attempts to silence academics and speakers with unpopular opinions.

00:37:41.000 The new champion will investigate allegations of infringement of free speech, such as the dismissal of academics or the no-platforming of invited speakers.

00:37:49.000 The Conservative government also plans to give a regulator, the Office for Students, powers to fine universities that breach a requirement to support free speech.

00:37:57.000 Academics and others who are expelled, dismissed, or demoted for their views will be able to seek compensation through the courts under their plan.

00:38:04.000 Like Michael Rechtenwald over at NYU, who was ousted.

00:38:08.000 He was so far left that he was a member of the Communist Party as a young man in his early career, but not good enough.

00:38:15.000 And they pushed him out.

00:38:17.000 I don't think this is going to work because universities are free market in a sense, and their customers are the students, and the students don't want freedom.

00:38:27.000 You got to look up this Fleckus talks where Michael Knowles.

00:38:31.000 Do you know how to spell Knowles?

00:38:32.000 Yep.

00:38:33.000 How?

00:38:33.000 K-N-O-W-L-E-S.

00:38:36.000 Thank God.

00:38:37.000 Michael Knowles was doing a talk, and they were screaming, freaking out about him being there.

00:38:43.000 They don't know who Michael Knowles is.

00:38:44.000 They don't even know what he looks like.

00:38:47.000 But he entitled his speech A Very Controversial Name and they're upset about it.

00:38:52.000 The name of his speech was called Niggers Beware.

00:38:56.000 And obviously people were upset by that.

00:38:59.000 No, I'm just kidding.

00:39:02.000 The name of his speech was Holocaust Schmalocost.

00:39:06.000 And no, I'm just kidding.

00:39:08.000 The title of his speech was More Controversial Than Both of Those.

00:39:11.000 Are you ready?

00:39:11.000 Yeah.

00:39:13.000 Well, here it'll pull up.

00:39:17.000 Men Are Not Women was the name of his talk. 0.82

00:39:20.000 I saw it on Snapchat.

00:39:22.000 There is going to be a big walkout of people who are upset about this discussion tonight.

00:39:28.000 We have it.

00:39:29.000 Yes.

00:39:30.000 Hey, everyone.

00:39:30.000 I'm hoping to get some support in opposition to an anti-trans event.

00:39:35.000 I guess that's us.

00:39:35.000 Apparently, we're an anti-trans event.

00:39:37.000 Who knew?

00:39:38.000 Tonight, it's happening at UMKC.

00:39:40.000 There's a plan in place to stage a silent walkout shortly after the events start and to attend a different event.

00:39:47.000 If you are free Thursday, please consider coming.

00:39:49.000 Michael Knowles.

00:39:51.000 Not conservative.

00:39:53.000 He's a liberal.

00:39:55.000 But he has normal views like men are not women. 0.95

00:39:58.000 That's now radical right.

00:40:01.000 He's considered a Nazi because he dared to say men are not women.

00:40:05.000 We can go in a time machine five years ago and go up to people and go, did you know that in five years it'll be considered controversial to say men are not women?

00:40:14.000 I mean, it's controversial to call it breastfeeding.

00:40:17.000 It's called chest feeding. 0.67

00:40:19.000 And it's getting controversial to say mothers.

00:40:22.000 It's people who give birth.

00:40:25.000 People who give birth.

00:40:26.000 Don't you tell me.

00:40:27.000 Hey, happy people who give birthday.

00:40:30.000 But this isn't what I was looking for.

00:40:32.000 I was looking for Flecus Talks.

00:40:33.000 Did you put in Flecus Talks?

00:40:34.000 I did, Flekis.

00:40:37.000 You did?

00:40:38.000 Yep.

00:40:39.000 It's right there in the Fleckus and then also Heckled.

00:40:43.000 Yeah.

00:40:43.000 Was it a Heckling?

00:40:44.000 No, it's interviewing people outside of the event.

00:40:46.000 There it is.

00:40:52.000 Thank you.

00:40:53.000 Thank you.

00:40:54.000 Hey guys, it's Fleckas. 0.99

00:40:55.000 This week we're at CSULA for a Michael Knowles speech.

00:40:58.000 He's here to talk about building the wall, and these college kids are not happy about it.

00:41:02.000 Let's see what's going on.

00:41:04.000 Can I ask you about it?

00:41:05.000 Yeah.

00:41:05.000 It's a demonstration to shed light on violence against people of color, and you're clearly here to make fun of that and then tackle it.

00:41:11.000 Well, what makes you say that?

00:41:11.000 What makes you say that?

00:41:13.000 Is it the vest?

00:41:15.000 Is it the nice outfit?

00:41:16.000 Is it the shorts?

00:41:16.000 Is it the cool merch?

00:41:19.000 What makes you say that?

00:41:20.000 I'm actually, I just interviewed.

00:41:21.000 Oh, now you're cute.

00:41:22.000 Hold on, stop.

00:41:25.000 Again, I speak asshole, so I understand these people.

00:41:28.000 So if you say men are not women, you're saying trans people aren't valid.

00:41:34.000 And if you say they're not valid, and this is a leap, then it's okay to kill them.

00:41:40.000 So by not giving trans people credibility, you are advocating for their death. 0.99

00:41:50.000 Atheists don't believe in Jesus or God.

00:41:54.000 I don't think atheists are saying you should kill Christians.

00:41:58.000 They say Christianity is not a thing.

00:42:01.000 God doesn't exist.

00:42:02.000 How do you jump from that to you are advocating for violence against Christians?

00:42:09.000 It's just like bad logic.

00:42:11.000 It's bad junior high logic.

00:42:14.000 Said, I'm cute.

00:42:15.000 Hey, I'll take it.

00:42:16.000 That works.

00:42:16.000 Thank you.

00:42:17.000 What are you hoping the goals are?

00:42:18.000 I'm going to bring you Michael Knowles here to speak.

00:42:20.000 What are you hoping to accomplish?

00:42:21.000 I just want the conservative message to get out.

00:42:24.000 Not everybody in this campus thinks so he wants you to think.

00:42:27.000 It's taped onto his phone.

00:42:29.000 He's got the mini ones.

00:42:30.000 They're for sale.

00:42:32.000 I want the big one.

00:42:33.000 That's what she said.

00:42:35.000 Yeah.

00:42:35.000 Join YAF.

00:42:36.000 If you're from a CalA, join us.

00:42:38.000 Not everybody's a conservative.

00:42:40.000 We have liberals.

00:42:40.000 We have minorities.

00:42:41.000 I don't care about conservatives.

00:42:43.000 They're normal and rational.

00:42:45.000 I want the lunatics.

00:42:47.000 Go forward.

00:42:47.000 We don't hear any campus.

00:42:50.000 MAGA hat.

00:42:50.000 It's just a flag.

00:42:52.000 Really?

00:42:57.000 Do you not agree?

00:43:01.000 We're asking you to support free speech.

00:43:03.000 That's what we've been listening.

00:43:16.000 So it's like we can't just say, oh, yeah, people want to come here.

00:43:18.000 Let's give them a chance and just completely blanket cover the entire group.

00:43:21.000 I don't like talking about platitudes.

00:43:22.000 I like talking about policy.

00:43:24.000 My good friend Kevin Omador told me that.

00:43:26.000 And I'm like, I'm for that.

00:43:27.000 I'm like talking policy solutions.

00:43:28.000 Bridge is not walls.

00:43:29.000 It's like it's bigger than that.

00:43:30.000 It's like we actually need comprehensive.

00:43:33.000 You don't even know anything about me.

00:43:36.000 Why do you think I hate brown people?

00:43:37.000 You prefer...

00:43:38.000 See, one child.

00:43:41.000 You said to me, how long have I hated brown people?

00:43:45.000 How can you say that to somebody?

00:43:46.000 You don't even know me.

00:43:47.000 You never even see my channel.

00:43:48.000 Anything I do.

00:43:48.000 You don't even know.

00:43:49.000 She's like, see, this is why I hate brown people. 1.00

00:43:52.000 How can you say I hate brown people?

00:43:54.000 I hate brown people because they think I'm racist.

00:43:56.000 The Democratic Party essentially uses immigrants as puns, right?

00:44:01.000 That's all we are to them.

00:44:02.000 That's why they want open.

00:44:03.000 Anyway, we all know where that's going.

00:44:09.000 I think the best way to talk to people about immigration is to say, not get into America. 0.83

00:44:13.000 Just say, okay, what's your plan?

00:44:15.000 There's no borders at all.

00:44:17.000 Does Mexico get borders?

00:44:19.000 No.

00:44:20.000 Okay, so there's no borders in the world.

00:44:22.000 So there's no countries anymore.

00:44:25.000 Do you know how fucking radical you are?

00:44:27.000 And if you were to tell Mexico that, they'd tell you to fuck off.

00:44:30.000 So are you proposing some sort of magic system where all borders vanish and all border guards just, I don't know, they disappear?

00:44:39.000 Or do they go to jail?

00:44:40.000 Like, tell me how it works.

00:44:42.000 Well, okay, America shouldn't have borders.

00:44:44.000 Okay, so every other country gets borders but America?

00:44:47.000 Like have them play it out.

00:44:50.000 Or another fun one, I've told you to do this before, is, okay, we have 20 to 30 million legals here now.

00:44:58.000 When is it too many?

00:44:59.000 100 million, 200 million?

00:45:00.000 And they just, they know that you're fucking with them, so they keep going up. 0.79

00:45:04.000 You can get it to the billions.

00:45:05.000 And then once you get that high, you go, you're not a serious person.

00:45:16.000 This is kind of off topic.

00:45:18.000 We should have covered this under Biden.

00:45:19.000 But the way the media is reporting on him, he's not free speech.

00:45:26.000 What's this?

00:45:27.000 Media kissing ass. 1.00

00:45:29.000 Oh, cool.

00:45:30.000 I forgot we have something for that.

00:45:32.000 Thanks to Chris.

00:45:34.000 Thanks, Chris.

00:45:35.000 Well, we only have one thing for this, but it's a long thread.

00:45:38.000 And there's a bunch of these going around, but it's important we have this on the record because when you hear the way they report on Biden and compare it to the way they reported on Trump, I can't read that, Ryan.

00:45:48.000 I'm zooming.

00:45:49.000 All the times Joe Biden's love for ice cream melted our hearts.

00:45:56.000 Poor Babylon B trying to exaggerate in the year 2021.

00:46:01.000 Joe Biden and Kamala Harris drop a playlist for your inauguration watch party.

00:46:07.000 That's cool.

00:46:08.000 Who listens to music while they're watching TV?

00:46:11.000 Then there was this.

00:46:13.000 Madam Vice President and the New America. 0.94

00:46:16.000 Click on that, obviously.

00:46:19.000 That shitty picture that was affirmative action hire, where they had some black dude who farted out a blurry picture with some crappy drapes. 0.99

00:46:27.000 They had to retake that, right?

00:46:29.000 Vogue is hidden.

00:46:30.000 Vogue, you can't even see.

00:46:34.000 That looks like shit.

00:46:35.000 It looks like fucking shit.

00:46:37.000 Like the bottom left of the drape, like that little corner.

00:46:40.000 If that was a family's Christmas card, you just assume that the mother was an alcoholic and they're going through a really hard time.

00:46:47.000 And they just had to get a Christmas card out.

00:46:49.000 Today was the last day.

00:46:50.000 Oh, that blows.

00:46:52.000 Keep going.

00:46:58.000 On CBS Sunday morning, Kamala Harris and her husband Doug sit down with Jane and open up about their relationship and the story behind those Converse sneakers.

00:47:10.000 At Converse.

00:47:11.000 Sponsorship.

00:47:12.000 She probably gets them free. 0.99

00:47:14.000 Most people know her as Jill Biden, but to some, she is Dr. B, the compassionate and challenging educator who went the extra mile.

00:47:21.000 Whoopi Goldberg thinks she should be the surgeon general.

00:47:24.000 You know what she's a doctor of?

00:47:26.000 Education.

00:47:28.000 That means she wrote a dissertation on education, and her dissertation is retarded, rife with spelling mistakes. 0.96

00:47:36.000 She screws up math on an almost page-by-page basis.

00:47:41.000 And the actual content is utter and total shit.

00:47:45.000 So she's not a doctor.

00:47:47.000 Does she mess up every second and third time out of five and six? 1.00

00:47:50.000 Yes.

00:47:52.000 25% of her dissertation sucks.

00:47:54.000 50% of it is wrong.

00:47:57.000 25% of it is meandering.

00:47:59.000 Another 25% gets the math wrong.

00:48:01.000 30% sucks.

00:48:03.000 20% goes off at a tangent and forgets what the beginning of the paragraph was.

00:48:07.000 And another 98% is total and utter horseshit.

00:48:13.000 Go back.

00:48:15.000 Get ready for reality-grounded White House briefings with, of course, our favorite, Jen Saki, which brings us to our favorite segment. 0.87

00:48:25.000 Saki is stupid. 0.99

00:48:27.000 Let's look at that weird hot composite that that guy made us where we find ourselves lusting a fat pig and feel confused.

00:48:43.000 Is that him singing or me?

00:48:45.000 That's him, right?

00:48:46.000 Yeah.

00:48:48.000 The voice of an angel.

00:48:50.000 She's such a nightmare that I'm getting to be a real sacky snob.

00:48:55.000 And if I find her just being hostile or making one mistake, I don't put it here.

00:49:02.000 I only do the cream of the crop because that's how good she is. 1.00

00:49:06.000 She's been in the White House for 20 fucking years. 1.00

00:49:08.000 I'm stunned.

00:49:10.000 She looks exactly like someone's daughter was hired as a favorite and donated to the campaign.

00:49:16.000 But the fact that she has a job, I'm flabbergasted.

00:49:23.000 Can you get me a water?

00:49:24.000 I'm very parched.

00:49:25.000 Sure, sure.

00:49:26.000 You want to do a hit play?

00:49:28.000 Sure.

00:49:29.000 First and foremost, he nominated a woman to lead the small business administration.

00:49:33.000 What is President Biden doing for my small business?

00:49:36.000 What is President Biden doing for my small business?

00:49:39.000 Well, first and foremost, he hired a woman.

00:49:45.000 What?

00:49:47.000 What?

00:49:48.000 And if women are equal to men, why does anyone give a shit that it's a woman? 1.00

00:49:54.000 Is she implying that women are more loving and giving and the fact that a woman is running the small business thingamadoodle means that they're going to be better off? 1.00

00:50:03.000 And she's done this before, if you recall.

00:50:05.000 There was another question she got about the Federal Reserve and inflation.

00:50:09.000 And her response was that we have a woman running the Fed now. 1.00

00:50:14.000 Uh-huh.

00:50:16.000 And?

00:50:19.000 First and foremost, he nominated a woman.

00:50:24.000 Looks like they tried to put a little filter on her or something there. 0.99

00:50:27.000 Let's smooth out the roughness.

00:50:30.000 She's not ugly.

00:50:31.000 I'm not sure she is.

00:50:32.000 We don't have to attack her looks.

00:50:35.000 I got plenty to...

00:50:36.000 That's like Sherrod Small said, you like making fun of Obama because he's black.

00:50:40.000 This is back when Obama was in office.

00:50:42.000 I was like, his blackness, say I did.

00:50:44.000 I was the kind of person who made fun of that.

00:50:46.000 That'd be number 340 on the list.

00:50:48.000 I got plenty to talk about without getting into Obama's race.

00:50:53.000 But after she said this, the Babylon Bee cheered us up a little bit and pointed out that the gulags, this is 44C, the Gulags will be run by a woman of color. 0.84

00:51:05.000 Thank God.

00:51:09.000 She's a person of color.

00:51:11.000 Orange.

00:51:14.000 That's lame.

00:51:17.000 Boomerangry woman liberals, showing us why politics and women don't mix. 1.00

00:51:26.000 Our government's now full of folks who are extraordinary.

00:51:32.000 But I'm especially impressed by the people.

00:51:35.000 How could you be impressed by Jen Saki?

00:51:38.000 I'm confused.

00:51:39.000 And I don't think you need to show the subtitles.

00:51:41.000 You don't have to cut me out of that.

00:51:42.000 By the way, this is the kind of woman who is obsessed with ruining my life. 1.00

00:51:46.000 This woman, this genre, this demographic leaves dog shit on my lawn every day. 1.00

00:51:53.000 Every fucking day.

00:51:55.000 When I see them on the street, they zieg Heil me or they say Heil Hitler Or they just stare at my face because they can't believe what they're seeing and then run away.

00:52:04.000 They always run away.

00:52:05.000 Even when they leave shit on my lawn, they run away.

00:52:08.000 But this kind of woman is obsessed with me much more than Antifa. 0.97

00:52:13.000 A secretary.

00:52:14.000 She's gained a reputation for her brain in every session. 0.52

00:52:19.000 Yes.

00:52:20.000 As well as for the way she likes to use one pet expression. 0.96

00:52:27.000 Circle back, Jen Socky, circle back. 0.99

00:52:31.000 That's your way of saying to the media pack.

00:52:35.000 If a fact's in doubt, you'll go find things out.

00:52:39.000 Give more details when you circle back.

00:52:43.000 You're no hack, Jen Socky.

00:52:45.000 You're no hack.

00:52:46.000 She is.

00:52:47.000 We're at a point now with this American divorce where you can look at a frog and call it a snake and I see a frog.

00:52:54.000 We can look at the exact same thing and have totally different takeaways.

00:52:59.000 She looks at Jensaki and sees a smart woman using a cool term like circle back. 1.00

00:53:04.000 We see a totally incompetent boob in way over her head and floundering with an expression like circle back, meaning I have to go look that up. 1.00

00:53:13.000 I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

00:53:15.000 That is crazy Dinash thinks he's a toad.

00:53:20.000 I like 46A there.

00:53:24.000 Deputy Press Secretary T.J. Ducklow allegedly threatened to destroy a reporter for investigating his relationship with a political journalist.

00:53:34.000 I will destroy you.

00:53:37.000 So she snitched on him, and Jensaki now has to defend the guy who said, destroy, I will destroy you.

00:53:48.000 Okay, one more question.

00:53:50.000 A deputy of yours has been suspended for a week without pay for comments he made to a female reporter bullying her after she reached out for request for comment on a story.

00:54:00.000 Whose idea was the one-week suspension instead of a potential resignation or firing?

00:54:07.000 And how can you keep this person in a public-facing pressure?

00:54:12.000 I get what the Muslims are doing. 1.00

00:54:14.000 Dealing with female reporters when he made such sexist comments to this female reporter reaching out for a request for comment.

00:54:21.000 Well, let me first say, obviously, Caitlin, that I take this very seriously.

00:54:25.000 I'm a woman, obviously, but I've been in this town working in press and communications for nearly 20 years, almost 20 years, and I think many of you know me and have worked with me closely.

00:54:35.000 And many of you know many people in this building, including the president, who take these allegations quite seriously.

00:54:44.000 TJ Ducklow, who is the deputy who you're asking about, has apologized to the reporter, apologized to the reporter quite shortly after the comments were made.

00:54:55.000 He had a heated conversation about a story related to his personal life.

00:54:59.000 I'm not saying that's acceptable, but I just want to be clear that it was not about an issue related to the White House or a White House policy or anything along those lines.

00:55:08.000 He's the first to acknowledge this is not the standard of behavior.

00:55:11.000 Anyway, boring president.

00:55:12.000 What about here?

00:55:13.000 She's getting snarky.

00:55:14.000 46B.

00:55:21.000 Not that the press is remotely combative with her, but she still wants to get her snark out.

00:55:28.000 Go ahead.

00:55:29.000 Jen, thank you.

00:55:30.000 The President yourself have frequently cited what you describe as the failures or the shortcomings of the Trump administration as it relates to their response to COVID.

00:55:38.000 We're now nearly a month into this administration.

00:55:41.000 Does the Biden administration now own the coronavirus response?

00:55:46.000 Well, certainly the President of the United States owns the response to the COVID pandemic.

00:55:52.000 That's why he has focused on it every single day.

00:55:54.000 However, it's important for the American people to know what we inherited when the President came into office.

00:56:01.000 And what he inherited was not enough supply, not enough vaccinators, not enough places for vaccinations to happen.

00:56:12.000 What?

00:56:12.000 Communities had been left to fend for themselves.

00:56:14.000 And so that's what he's been focused on and working on.

00:56:17.000 But certainly, if he were standing here, he would say that's why it's the issue he wakes up every morning and is focused on, because addressing it is what's on the minds of the American people.

00:56:26.000 And I shouldn't have put that up.

00:56:29.000 Thanks.

00:56:29.000 I just.

00:56:31.000 What?

00:56:32.000 We should do an um counter.

00:56:33.000 I'll do it.

00:56:34.000 A back and back for McInenny and versus her.

00:56:37.000 How many ums per given?

00:56:39.000 McInenny was on fire.

00:56:40.000 You know what else sucks about hiring a shitty whatever she is, press secretary? 1.00

00:56:45.000 Is that she looks like shit, like more so than her first day because she's all stressed out.

00:56:49.000 She's getting shit from everybody because she sucks. 1.00

00:56:51.000 So everybody gets a shitty press secretary and she's being destroyed. 1.00

00:56:55.000 But, you know, everybody else did well with that job because they do it well.

00:56:59.000 Thank you, Brian.

00:57:00.000 That was great.

00:57:01.000 Let's do some Proud Boys stuff.

00:57:05.000 Stand black and stand by.

00:57:09.000 What are you doing?

00:57:14.000 Proud boys don't start fights.

00:57:16.000 They finish.

00:57:30.000 I saw Enrique still going strong, tweeting away like nothing happened.

00:57:34.000 Yeah, I spoke to him.

00:57:35.000 When did you talk to him?

00:57:37.000 I think Valentine's Day or the day before.

00:57:39.000 What did you guys talk about?

00:57:41.000 No, he was just like, hey, man, your favorite FBI agent.

00:57:44.000 That's actually a good Enrique.

00:57:46.000 And I was like, yeah, I still love you.

00:57:49.000 I don't know why this adult shit is.

00:57:51.000 You have no backbone.

00:57:53.000 What do you mean?

00:57:54.000 Like, with that Red Bar thing at Compound, you just totally folded and fucked over Keith and Anthony.

00:58:00.000 That's not true.

00:58:00.000 Because you didn't want to rock the boat with Red Bar.

00:58:02.000 What do you mean fucked him over?

00:58:04.000 You kept hanging out with Red Bar after Red Bar had fucked over Keith and Anthony.

00:58:07.000 I was on their show, but I never said anything disparaging about anything.

00:58:10.000 Yeah, no, I just hung over.

00:58:11.000 Why did you go on their show?

00:58:12.000 Because you're like, listen, we're not going to talk about, we're not going to talk about it.

00:58:16.000 Listen, I'm not going to crap on them while you're on the show.

00:58:19.000 But why would you go on the show?

00:58:20.000 You just showed disloyalty.

00:58:22.000 I guess if they really need it.

00:58:24.000 These are grown adults.

00:58:26.000 Would they be?

00:58:26.000 That's not what loyalty is about.

00:58:28.000 They don't need you.

00:58:29.000 Luis J. Gomez went on Red Bar.

00:58:31.000 I mean, other, you know, that's just adults going on a lot of people.

00:58:34.000 You were trying to work at Compound.

00:58:36.000 You're trying to be part of the Compound family.

00:58:38.000 I was still, yeah.

00:58:39.000 So you fucked over your family because you had no background.

00:58:42.000 Now you're getting the timeline all fucked up.

00:58:44.000 And you got them on the network in the first place.

00:58:47.000 Yeah, That was before they had fucked over anyone.

00:58:49.000 Yet again, it was a slow roll.

00:58:50.000 So first they made fun of Mike Finoya, which is funny because we didn't like him.

00:58:54.000 Nobody liked Mike Finoya.

00:58:56.000 So he wasn't part of the family.

00:58:57.000 Yes, he was.

00:58:58.000 No, he wasn't.

00:58:58.000 Yes, he was.

00:58:59.000 He was stunk, and everybody knew it.

00:59:01.000 Yeah, but you don't make fun of someone when they're on your network.

00:59:03.000 They're part of your family.

00:59:05.000 Okay.

00:59:05.000 I mean...

00:59:06.000 It's called not having character, not having any sense of thing, but he was the new guy, and his show was underwhelming.

00:59:14.000 And anybody that I talked to on the network was just like, yes.

00:59:18.000 Yeah, privately, but that's not the problem.

00:59:20.000 The problem was you totally fucked over Keith's advertisers and they damaged the brand and you kept hanging out with them and appearing on the show because you didn't want to rock the boat.

00:59:30.000 You're getting the timeline back.

00:59:31.000 That's why Keith didn't want to hire you.

00:59:32.000 You're getting the timeline.

00:59:33.000 Because he didn't trust you after that.

00:59:35.000 They never forgave you for that.

00:59:37.000 That's why I wasn't allowed to bring you to Anthony's house.

00:59:39.000 I've been to Anthony's house since.

00:59:41.000 What are you talking about?

00:59:42.000 I know, but initially after that, it was like, don't bring that Ryan guy.

00:59:44.000 He stabbed us in the back.

00:59:45.000 Why would you bring him to that?

00:59:46.000 That's what Keith said.

00:59:47.000 We weren't close enough for you to bring me anywhere, you and I at the time.

00:59:51.000 It wasn't like you brought me places.

00:59:53.000 Yeah, I could have brought you to that.

00:59:55.000 I've been to Pat's house.

00:59:57.000 I mean, Pat brought me to Anthony's house.

00:59:58.000 I've been to Anthony's house.

00:59:59.000 Yeah, after they got over it, the dust settled, I guess.

01:00:01.000 I don't think that was as big of a deal as you thought it was because Keith was lying to me.

01:00:06.000 Well, I mean, I don't think he was lying to you, but.

01:00:08.000 Oh.

01:00:09.000 I ejected myself from that situation before it got real bad when they were attacking you.

01:00:14.000 You didn't get out in time.

01:00:16.000 I remember it well.

01:00:17.000 All right.

01:00:17.000 Well, that's according to them.

01:00:19.000 So how did we get here in the first place?

01:00:21.000 With the other thing?

01:00:22.000 Because you still love Enrique, despite him being an FBI informant.

01:00:26.000 Still love you.

01:00:27.000 Well, here's the thing.

01:00:27.000 They were co-defendants.

01:00:29.000 This is what I'm hearing.

01:00:30.000 That the Grow House people, he's like, I never had anything to do with that.

01:00:32.000 They were co-defendants of the other thing.

01:00:35.000 He never did anything with those people.

01:00:36.000 It was just the immigrant people. 0.99

01:00:38.000 Yeah, unless I hear paperwork, my friend.

01:00:40.000 Oh, I don't.

01:00:41.000 I never saw that.

01:00:42.000 I'm just going based on what I know.

01:00:43.000 And plus, I still like the guy.

01:00:46.000 You're just going about.

01:00:46.000 This is all adult stuff, and I don't know anything about FBI and talking to people and shit like that.

01:00:52.000 And by the way, that Brian James guy was an ex-Nazi, and he was trying to be opportunistic and jump into his leadership position.

01:00:59.000 And everybody's like, he lies.

01:01:01.000 He fucked up.

01:01:02.000 He actually Nazified this other group.

01:01:04.000 So I'm hearing all sorts of shit from people that I like the most, like people from Florida, like Bobby Van.

01:01:09.000 Yeah, no one's talking about that guy becoming the leader.

01:01:12.000 That guy was just saying a bunch of shit that's true shit.

01:01:14.000 I don't care what his background was.

01:01:16.000 But they put in a question what he said.

01:01:17.000 I told you that I have the paperwork on Enrique, and it ain't good.

01:01:22.000 But you don't care about that because you have no backbone.

01:01:24.000 So you're just like anyone's dog for a bone.

01:01:26.000 And that's because you don't have a dad.

01:01:28.000 I still like him.

01:01:30.000 Do you not like him?

01:01:31.000 No, I don't like Enrique Tario.

01:01:33.000 Oh, okay.

01:01:35.000 I don't like him because I have evidence that he snitched.

01:01:38.000 And I don't like him because he took over a club with that in his background.

01:01:43.000 Thereby jeopardizing everything.

01:01:45.000 If you're going to do that and you're going to sing like a bird for the feds, then you give up on all club leading.

01:01:53.000 I mean, I don't know if the club can survive this major fuck up.

01:01:58.000 He's permanently damaged it.

01:02:00.000 But you still like him.

01:02:01.000 I still love you, buddy.

01:02:02.000 I still love you.

01:02:03.000 Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

01:02:05.000 For some reason, it doesn't really bother me as much.

01:02:07.000 I mean, I figured he was in a shit.

01:02:08.000 It wouldn't bother me if I had no character.

01:02:10.000 And he had to do what he had to do.

01:02:12.000 You got to do what you got to do.

01:02:13.000 You got to snitch something.

01:02:14.000 At the time.

01:02:14.000 Yeah.

01:02:15.000 And it was just immigrant stuff, but as far as I knew.

01:02:17.000 As far as the guy tells you.

01:02:20.000 Yeah, I didn't know about the paperwork.

01:02:22.000 You don't care about the paperwork because you don't have a backbone.

01:02:26.000 Why didn't you ask for the paperwork?

01:02:29.000 I don't want to see paperwork.

01:02:30.000 I don't know.

01:02:31.000 Exactly, you see?

01:02:32.000 And why does my opinion matter?

01:02:33.000 See, that's another thing.

01:02:35.000 I'm okay with liking a guy who isn't disliked by a lot of people.

01:02:38.000 No, it's not disliked.

01:02:39.000 This isn't like a band.

01:02:41.000 This is someone who did something very wrong, and you don't care.

01:02:44.000 I disapprove of his actions, but I don't use that to condemn people.

01:02:48.000 What?

01:02:49.000 If you don't condemn people by their actions, what's left?

01:02:51.000 Well, I mean, should we be condemned?

01:02:54.000 For what?

01:02:54.000 For speaking freely and whatever like that?

01:02:57.000 I mean, in the eyes of others.

01:02:58.000 Wait, wait, so now this show is the same as snitching to the Fed?

01:03:01.000 No, in the eyes of others, what we're doing is wrong.

01:03:04.000 By existing.

01:03:05.000 Yeah, those people are wrong.

01:03:07.000 Right.

01:03:08.000 So, I mean, well.

01:03:09.000 But I'm talking about court papers.

01:03:10.000 I'm not talking about rumors or opinions.

01:03:13.000 So how many years after he did that and did his time and then whatever, like, is he redeemable?

01:03:18.000 I mean, I still agree with the thing, don't start the club or don't join the club, because you're damaged.

01:03:24.000 That's the irredeemable part.

01:03:25.000 That's like, I wouldn't join.

01:03:27.000 And I don't think being a snitch is ever redeemable.

01:03:30.000 You don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

01:03:36.000 That's why I don't do crime.

01:03:37.000 Because if I was facing 18 years or snitching, I wouldn't be able to resist.

01:03:41.000 So I don't do crime.

01:03:47.000 You know, I ex women who fuck over my friends. 1.00

01:03:53.000 I feel like you'd still be friends with the guy's ex-girlfriend.

01:03:56.000 I think you're just making shit up at this part.

01:03:58.000 I think you got this mountain of you're just connecting dots that just to get this image, but it doesn't make sense to me what I'm hearing.

01:04:09.000 Are you friends with your friends' ex-girlfriend?

01:04:11.000 No.

01:04:12.000 And the red bar, no.

01:04:14.000 I don't even know a situation where that would even kind of come up.

01:04:16.000 I don't even talk to you.

01:04:17.000 Your problem, Ryan, though, is you can't learn.

01:04:19.000 So you could like, you could walk into a wall and I'd say, I told you that wall was there.

01:04:24.000 And you go, no, I didn't really walk into the wall.

01:04:26.000 I was just going near the wall and I kind of touched it with my nose.

01:04:28.000 So you could never take any information into your head.

01:04:32.000 Maybe you're right.

01:04:32.000 You're never wrong.

01:04:33.000 I mean, but I know what I'm, I mean, I know my past is misconstrued by you.

01:04:39.000 That's what I know that.

01:04:40.000 No, the red bar thing was crystal clear.

01:04:43.000 Keith made it very clear.

01:04:44.000 From the outside, I mean, you did nothing.

01:04:46.000 You were awesome.

01:04:47.000 As a person who was a person.

01:04:48.000 I even remember you confronted.

01:04:49.000 As a person whose innocence exists in the nuance of context.

01:04:52.000 And like, I said this.

01:04:54.000 Technically, you said, I hate niggers, but it was in a greater context.

01:04:58.000 Like, when you saw, look at any of my appearances on that show.

01:05:03.000 I refused to talk shit about anybody.

01:05:05.000 And you shouldn't have appeared on the show.

01:05:06.000 I set the record straight.

01:05:07.000 No, no, no, not appearing on a show.

01:05:08.000 That's like saying Cornell shouldn't have been on your show because you're a Nazi man or something.

01:05:12.000 You know what I mean?

01:05:13.000 Like the optics.

01:05:14.000 No, no, no.

01:05:14.000 If Cornell, if I had fucked over Cornell's friends, then no, Cornell should not have been on my show.

01:05:21.000 But what if he just, well, actually, you do talk shit about his friends, all of his liberal friends.

01:05:26.000 That's totally different.

01:05:28.000 You're talking about an entire philosophy.

01:05:30.000 I'm talking about one company, one brand, one family.

01:05:33.000 This is before he messed with Deep Discount.

01:05:35.000 And it was a series.

01:05:36.000 No, you hung out on that show after the Deep Discount diss.

01:05:40.000 And you told me that you felt bad about it.

01:05:42.000 And you told me that you just didn't want to rock the boat.

01:05:45.000 So one of my main sources for all this is you.

01:05:48.000 You told me you chickened out.

01:05:50.000 That also is true.

01:05:50.000 But listen, I did the best I could to try to be an ambassador for Compound Media.

01:06:00.000 Ambassador.

01:06:00.000 Do you even believe the shit that you say?

01:06:02.000 No, I mean, I wasn't sitting there like, yeah.

01:06:04.000 What are we going to do broker a deal?

01:06:06.000 Are we going to become friends again?

01:06:08.000 It was giving a voice to the people at Compound Media.

01:06:11.000 It's some respect.

01:06:12.000 Giving a voice?

01:06:13.000 In some respect, it was like, all right, well, this is the guy from Compound Media.

01:06:16.000 It was a divorce.

01:06:17.000 It was over.

01:06:18.000 When a couple gets divorced, you don't have to hang out with the ex-wife to give the ex-husband a voice or be an ambassador.

01:06:25.000 The divorce was set in stone.

01:06:28.000 Yeah, maybe I do have a thing where I need to be personally wronged by somebody in order for me to ex them from my life.

01:06:34.000 Like my friend Lambchop stole one of my friend's parents' wedding rings to buy heroin. 0.99

01:06:39.000 This was years ago, but the whole town doesn't talk to him after that.

01:06:43.000 But you did.

01:06:44.000 Me and him would still become friends because he got clean.

01:06:47.000 He got clean.

01:06:48.000 I mean, he regretted what he did, and he wanted to commit suicide for it.

01:06:52.000 And he never wronged me.

01:06:53.000 And we had like a symbiotic relationship.

01:06:55.000 You know, we would smoke what he was doing.

01:06:57.000 Did he pay them back?

01:06:59.000 No.

01:07:00.000 Why not?

01:07:01.000 I don't know.

01:07:02.000 I don't think he really was employed.

01:07:04.000 I would pay him to drive me to work.

01:07:07.000 Why wasn't he employed?

01:07:08.000 I think he was really...

01:07:09.000 Get a job at McDonald's and pay back the wedding ring.

01:07:12.000 And a lot of people that, by the way, that are like, that claim to be Christian, like all the groipers and Zoomer guys, too, judging people based on being homos and race mixing and stuff like that. 0.98

01:07:21.000 That's really non-Christian stuff to judge people's activities and what they do. 0.99

01:07:25.000 And yet again, not forgiving people.

01:07:27.000 It's not my job to condemn Christian people.

01:07:28.000 I will totally forgive that guy when he pays them back the wedding ring.

01:07:31.000 It's not my place to, I mean.

01:07:33.000 Yes, it is.

01:07:34.000 So I'm judging.

01:07:35.000 You're not good until you pay back other people.

01:07:39.000 Yeah.

01:07:39.000 That's exactly what it is.

01:07:41.000 You have to atone for your sins.

01:07:43.000 It's not, you just let it go.

01:07:45.000 He's unemployed.

01:07:46.000 Okay, but he ripped off your friend.

01:07:48.000 Forget the friend's parents.

01:07:49.000 He ripped off your friend, and you're like, whatever, dude.

01:07:52.000 Not whatever, dude.

01:07:53.000 It was years afterwards, and he was like, you know.

01:07:55.000 Years after, he still can't pay back the ring?

01:07:57.000 What a piece of shit.

01:07:59.000 Call him.

01:08:00.000 Well, hold on a second.

01:08:01.000 Why don't you call him?

01:08:02.000 I don't know if I have his number.

01:08:03.000 We were friends on...

01:08:05.000 See, he moved to Ohio with his dad, and I don't think he really had a cell phone much, so we were on Facebook Messenger with each other, and I'm not on Facebook anymore.

01:08:12.000 But I'm going to try to get his number.

01:08:13.000 Either way, so let's say what if he paid him off in the future.

01:08:18.000 What if he was working to pay him off?

01:08:20.000 And I'd say, I heard you paid back dude's parents.

01:08:23.000 We're cool now.

01:08:24.000 I understand it was a rough time, but that was cool that you paid him back.

01:08:27.000 We're good.

01:08:28.000 What if I'm friends with him?

01:08:30.000 Should I wait to be friends with him after he pays him back?

01:08:32.000 What if I know if he's saving up for it?

01:08:34.000 Until the transaction happens?

01:08:36.000 Correct.

01:08:37.000 If you want to get into the nuance of...

01:08:39.000 Well, that's like the specifics.

01:08:42.000 But that's the way life works.

01:08:43.000 That's called having character.

01:08:46.000 You have certain lines in the sand.

01:08:47.000 But also robbing your friends is a line in the sand.

01:08:51.000 Timmy also didn't care if I was friends with him.

01:08:55.000 I don't care.

01:08:56.000 Neither do I. That's irrelevant.

01:08:57.000 So he's condemned in your eyes until he makes it right.

01:09:00.000 Yes.

01:09:00.000 That's interesting.

01:09:02.000 Interesting.

01:09:03.000 It goes back to cave laws.

01:09:05.000 If someone steals your fucking cave fork made out of a mammoth bone, then they suck until they pay it back.

01:09:12.000 What he did do, I don't know if this accounts for anything.

01:09:15.000 At the festival that Timmy started, he went up to his parents and admitted it.

01:09:20.000 That's how everybody found out.

01:09:23.000 So that's a good start.

01:09:25.000 You know, that's, I was, you know.

01:09:26.000 That's good enough for Ryan.

01:09:28.000 Yeah.

01:09:29.000 Well, not good enough, but I mean.

01:09:30.000 It clearly is.

01:09:31.000 You guys are bros.

01:09:32.000 He has work to do, but it's not my business.

01:09:34.000 Well, he doesn't have work to do, Ryan.

01:09:36.000 He never did any work.

01:09:37.000 The ring, the wedding ring, was probably fucking, if it was an engagement ring, it was maybe five grand.

01:09:43.000 If it was a fucking wedding ring, these are $220.

01:09:48.000 So it ain't hard to pay back $220.

01:09:51.000 It's the sentimentality.

01:09:52.000 It's one McDonald's paycheck.

01:09:54.000 No, there's no sentimentality with this ring.

01:09:56.000 Really?

01:09:56.000 It's just a fucking gold band.

01:09:58.000 I really think the worst part of it, I thought, was that it's like a symbol of their sanctity of their own.

01:10:03.000 Yeah, that's pretty bad, too.

01:10:05.000 That's why we're being noble and Christian to move on after he pays them back.

01:10:10.000 We are eradicating all of that discomfort and distrust that he injected into the family.

01:10:16.000 I got it.

01:10:16.000 It just feels so weird to be like, did you pay him back yet?

01:10:18.000 Because we can't be friends yet.

01:10:20.000 Yeah, that's called character.

01:10:22.000 That's called having a backbone.

01:10:25.000 Like it should bother you to the point where you can't relax.

01:10:31.000 I guess I'm different.

01:10:32.000 I don't know.

01:10:34.000 That's not a good way to be, though.

01:10:35.000 I know it's a big deal what he did, but I just think that's his own journey of forgiveness.

01:10:40.000 He owes them, not me.

01:10:42.000 Okay, what if he raped a kid and he was working on paying it back?

01:10:47.000 That's clearly different.

01:10:48.000 I mean, because...

01:10:49.000 Well, what are your boundaries?

01:10:50.000 What crimes...

01:10:51.000 Well, is it hurt people?

01:10:52.000 Stealing is okay.

01:10:53.000 Hurt people.

01:10:55.000 What if he beat up your friend's dad?

01:10:58.000 Well, was it like a mutual fight?

01:11:01.000 No, he just was mad at him.

01:11:02.000 He lost his temper.

01:11:03.000 He's drunk.

01:11:03.000 And he beat up your friend's dad.

01:11:05.000 I would keep a little more distance between me and that person because that's a violent.

01:11:08.000 You're worried about your own safety.

01:11:09.000 That's a violent...

01:11:10.000 So you're worried about getting beat up yourself.

01:11:12.000 Well, the heroin stealing thing is that's a trope.

01:11:15.000 Like people, that's what people on heroin do.

01:11:17.000 It doesn't matter.

01:11:18.000 It's still sober.

01:11:19.000 And when you're sober, it's fucking easy to scrape up five grand, especially when you have years to do it.

01:11:25.000 Well, I'm not saying it's...

01:11:27.000 Especially just sell a bunch of shit.

01:11:28.000 I'm not saying it's good.

01:11:29.000 I'm just saying that that's...

01:11:30.000 Oh, wow, that's brave.

01:11:31.000 That's pretty tough.

01:11:32.000 Ryan thinks ripping off your parents' jewelry is not good.

01:11:35.000 It's not great.

01:11:37.000 Wow.

01:11:38.000 It's not great either.

01:11:39.000 That is.

01:11:39.000 That's my kind of.

01:11:40.000 Ryan's a handshake kind of guy.

01:11:42.000 He's a real man.

01:11:43.000 He doesn't even like it when you rip off your friend's parents.

01:11:46.000 That's just the kind of thing.

01:11:47.000 Not so much.

01:11:48.000 I'm not a big fan.

01:11:52.000 I'll enable you, but I won't like it.

01:11:54.000 I'll still like you.

01:11:56.000 Trump condemns the Proud Boys.

01:11:59.000 4-7.

01:12:03.000 I have to say, I've said it many times, and let me be clear again.

01:12:06.000 I condemn the KKK.

01:12:08.000 I condemn all white supremacists.

01:12:10.000 I condemn the Proud Boys.

01:12:13.000 I have to say, I've said it many times.

01:12:15.000 Nice group.

01:12:16.000 Nice guilt by association there, Mr. Donald Trump.

01:12:20.000 Who is going to stand back and stand by?

01:12:23.000 Donald Trump?

01:12:26.000 What was this response to that?

01:12:28.000 4-8?

01:12:29.000 Now I feel like I'm going to bar from drinking too much water.

01:12:34.000 Oh, yeah.

01:12:36.000 Stand back and stand by.

01:12:38.000 You have to be willfully ignorant to think that that means, doesn't mean stand down.

01:12:45.000 Camp Auschwitz was a retarded sweatshirt one guy had on. 0.97

01:12:49.000 I don't know what the bottom right means.

01:12:51.000 That's Proud Boys, I guess.

01:12:52.000 Now everyone who is at the Capitol is a Proud Boy.

01:12:55.000 And then we have the biggest fucking idiot in the universe wearing some retarded shirt and associating with Proud Boys forever. 0.99

01:13:03.000 Thank you for that, sir.

01:13:05.000 You fucking suck.

01:13:06.000 I can't think of anyone I'd want to punch in the face more than him.

01:13:10.000 What a...

01:13:11.000 That is the say that guy's a proud boy.

01:13:13.000 That is the stupidest move in the history of the club.

01:13:17.000 And there's been a lot of stupidity.

01:13:19.000 I tried to zoom and see if that's a Photoshop because I only saw that one picture.

01:13:23.000 And the text doesn't look to fit the curves of the show.

01:13:27.000 It's real.

01:13:28.000 It is real.

01:13:29.000 Fuck.

01:13:31.000 Trump's attorney fires media over impeachment.

01:13:34.000 What's that got to do with Proud Boys?

01:13:36.000 This is old news.

01:13:38.000 Oh, Trump's attorney fries media.

01:13:40.000 Oh, because it's about the Capitol.

01:13:43.000 Proud Boys are now the same as the Capitol.

01:13:45.000 It's all one big white supremacist KKK group.

01:13:49.000 This is really good.

01:13:50.000 It's really long.

01:13:51.000 I remember where the juice is.

01:13:53.000 Yeah.

01:13:54.000 Where she pisses him off and starts quoting and minimizes the tweet doctoring. 1.00

01:14:00.000 Let me reload.

01:14:04.000 Joining me now is former President is a check mark that's a verification on Twitter that did not exist on that particular tweet, a 2020 that should have actually read 2021, and the selective editing,

01:14:21.000 you say, of the tapes.

01:14:23.000 Is that enough?

01:14:26.000 That's not enough for you?

01:14:28.000 That's not enough for you?

01:14:30.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:14:32.000 I am not a geographer in this treatment.

01:14:38.000 Not everybody has a following.

01:14:40.000 It's not okay.

01:14:41.000 Not everybody takes a little bit of evidence respectfully.

01:14:46.000 I have not said it is okay.

01:14:48.000 I want to be clear for our viewers.

01:14:50.000 Listen, what needs to happen is about what exactly you're saying when they say doctored evidence.

01:14:56.000 The media has to start telling the right story in this country.

01:15:00.000 The media is trying to divide this country.

01:15:03.000 You are bloodthirsty for ratings, and as such, you're asking questions now that are already set up with a fact pattern.

01:15:13.000 I can't believe you would ask me a question indicating that it's all right just to doctor a little bit of evidence.

01:15:20.000 There's more stuff that we uncovered that they doctored, to be frank with you.

01:15:24.000 And perhaps that will come out one day.

01:15:27.000 But we won this case, and I'm not a sore loser, but what happened, or a sore winner, I should say, but what should happen is somebody should look at the conduct of these house managers.

01:15:39.000 It's unconscionable, aside from all of the due process by storming capital.

01:15:44.000 And then they cut out peacefully.

01:15:47.000 The reason that I put that in the Proud Boys thing is because they are a big part of the impeachment, if you go to 50.

01:15:53.000 William Trestman, aka me, that's the guy who looked exactly like me.

01:16:02.000 Christopher Kuhn and Lewis Collin of Kansas City and Felicia and Corey Cornel siblings from Tucson are accused of meeting up with others previously accused of being members of the Proud Boys.

01:16:13.000 So these guys aren't in trouble for being Proud Boys.

01:16:17.000 They're just they were near them.

01:16:19.000 Oh, no.

01:16:20.000 And obstructing police, pushing past the outer barricade outside, trying to restrict police inside.

01:16:24.000 So now it's not just terrible to be a proud boy.

01:16:27.000 It's terrible to be near them outside and inside the Capitol of the Five appear to gesture and communicate to one another in an apparent effort.

01:16:37.000 Great job, by the way, on everyone nailing all the people who stormed the Capitol.

01:16:44.000 I appreciate your tenacity.

01:16:46.000 I appreciate how thorough you are.

01:16:49.000 I'm just digging up your research on Antifa and other riots, including the storming of the Capitol by Kavanaugh supporters two years ago, and I'd not seen a lot.

01:17:05.000 You really seem focused when it's white males, but when it's another group or an anti-white male group run by white males, you were totally silent.

01:17:15.000 What the fuck is that?

01:17:18.000 It's the opposite of white male privilege is what it sounds like to me, where white males get this intense fine-toothed comb of scrutiny when they do something wrong, and the Caps Dorman Capital was wrong.

01:17:33.000 But every other group's off the hook.

01:17:36.000 Look at this.

01:17:37.000 Where's this guy?

01:17:38.000 There's this guy who's a yeah, go to 38B.

01:17:45.000 So apparently, two people who did free bodyguard work, Proud Boys used to do it, but two of them were oath keepers.

01:17:54.000 Right?

01:17:55.000 Okay.

01:17:55.000 God forbid you should protect Roger from being fucking having the shit beat on him like his wife just was.

01:18:02.000 His wife was just attacked while she was walking her dog.

01:18:06.000 And so you shouldn't protect the stones.

01:18:08.000 So not only is it bad to be Roger Stone, it's bad to prevent Roger Stone getting the living shit kicked out of him like his wife just had.

01:18:15.000 At least six people fighting security for Roger Stone participated in the Capitol attack.

01:18:19.000 Our new visual investigation, Capitol letters, that's a thing, shows, here's how the guards, all oath keepers, went from guarding Trump's longtime confidant to standing inside the Capitol.

01:18:30.000 So he's trying to say that Trump has a secret army.

01:18:35.000 That's the implication here.

01:18:37.000 And that's just like that Dan Wilson thing.

01:18:38.000 But click on this fucking, I don't want to call him a faggot because I like faggots, but this pussy, this homo, look at him. 1.00

01:18:49.000 He looks like a European DJ.

01:18:51.000 Eh.

01:18:52.000 He looks like, you know, when Europeans speak English and they don't use ing? 0.97

01:18:56.000 They're like, yeah, we were dancing all night, man.

01:18:59.000 It was really crazy.

01:19:00.000 Like their English is, they're trying to make it perfect so you can't tell that they're from Lustfad.

01:19:05.000 Hey, man, what are you guys doing?

01:19:07.000 We're going to be having a really cool time on Friday at the disco.

01:19:10.000 There's going to be dancing and all kinds of Jagger.

01:19:13.000 There was Jeff Sandip.

01:19:14.000 Oh my God, it was so fun.

01:19:16.000 And if you like girls, there's lots of Lufthansian girls there. 0.63

01:19:21.000 They're all tens, way hotter than you have in America.

01:19:24.000 Oh, what a turd. 1.00

01:19:25.000 And his fucking hunk eyes.

01:19:27.000 Oh, shit.

01:19:28.000 That was a joke we used to do in high school.

01:19:30.000 We'd pretend we were super hot and be like, oh, man, what time is it?

01:19:35.000 And we tussle our hair like that, pretending to be male models, like Zoolander.

01:19:40.000 He's a Zoolander faggot. 1.00

01:19:43.000 And just like I was saying previously, okay, you're a visual investigator.

01:19:46.000 I get it.

01:19:47.000 It's cool.

01:19:47.000 You're Mr. Super Snitch.

01:19:51.000 Let's see you investigate Antifa.

01:19:54.000 Let's see you investigate the black Hebrew Israelites who murdered Jews in New York. 0.62

01:20:00.000 Let's see you investigate the nation of Islam.

01:20:03.000 And hey, if you're anti-crime, I'm interested in seeing some of your visual investigation of MS-13.

01:20:11.000 How are you doing there?

01:20:12.000 You could recognize them by their facial tattoos.

01:20:14.000 Oh, you're against racism.

01:20:16.000 Oh, okay.

01:20:17.000 I went through your file.

01:20:18.000 I couldn't find anything on the Aryan nations.

01:20:21.000 Oh, you pick soft targets that you know won't fight back.

01:20:26.000 Okay, okay.

01:20:28.000 So this guy has poured over millions of hours of tape and discovered that someone who didn't want Roger Stone also was at a rally where there was an insurrection.

01:20:42.000 And of course, you can draw your own.

01:20:44.000 What they do is they lay out the dominoes, but they don't want to lie, so they let you do the lying for them.

01:20:49.000 So you're supposed to, on your own time, assume that Trump, Via Stone, and other people have a secret army that they sick on things, like the Capitol, like you.

01:20:59.000 And that's true of Antifa.

01:21:01.000 The Dems do sick Antifa on people, places, and things.

01:21:06.000 Oh, I've hung out with that guy before.

01:21:10.000 But it's not true of the right, you fucking loser.

01:21:12.000 And why don't you investigate both?

01:21:14.000 Aren't you a journalist?

01:21:15.000 No, you're not.

01:21:16.000 You're an activist.

01:21:17.000 And you're a pussy. 1.00

01:21:20.000 And you hate white people.

01:21:22.000 A lot of shit.

01:21:23.000 A lot of bad shit about you.

01:21:28.000 I'm genuinely mad.

01:21:29.000 I just worked myself up into a tizzy.

01:21:31.000 Oh, no, no, no.

01:21:32.000 Yep.

01:21:32.000 Once I get mad, you can't get unmad.

01:21:37.000 Second to last Proud Boy story.

01:21:39.000 This woman in Canada says that the Prow Boy should be able to defend this terrorist allegation.

01:21:47.000 There's clear process under Canadian law, and it doesn't involve politicians grandstanding.

01:21:51.000 How listing a terror group actually works and why Parliament might have screwed up.

01:21:54.000 Now, I talked to lawyers about this, and I said, can't they fight this?

01:22:01.000 I mean, they could probably raise money for it.

01:22:04.000 They should fight this thing.

01:22:05.000 And he brought up a great point.

01:22:07.000 He goes, who?

01:22:08.000 Who the fuck?

01:22:09.000 He'd ask me, Canadian, black, and rich and willing to throw it all away. 0.95

01:22:15.000 Because you know, as soon as you say, hey, I'm a proud boy and I don't allow, I don't, I don't, I think the fact that Proud Boys Canada have never done anything remotely terroristic, that's a pretty good reason why they shouldn't be declared a terrorist group.

01:22:29.000 The KKK has a long history of terrorism.

01:22:33.000 Canada has not declared them a terrorist group.

01:22:36.000 I mean, we've already talked about...

01:22:37.000 It was here.

01:22:38.000 It's a joke.

01:22:39.000 Jeremy Singh just didn't like that everyone on the terror list was brown.

01:22:42.000 Take that up with the Browns.

01:22:44.000 Don't just try to mix the waters by throwing random white people in there. 0.93

01:22:48.000 Boy, this is turning into a real white episode. 0.70

01:22:53.000 I guess that's what we'll call it.

01:22:55.000 The white album.

01:22:56.000 Say what you want about him.

01:22:57.000 His riffs in Soundgarden.

01:22:59.000 I mean, almost next to none.

01:23:02.000 He's a good...

01:23:02.000 And that's what I wish he stuck with.

01:23:04.000 Yeah.

01:23:04.000 Playing the bass.

01:23:06.000 Is that guy a Sikh?

01:23:08.000 He's a guitar player, but yeah, what the hell is his name?

01:23:11.000 He's some sort of that.

01:23:13.000 Sikhs don't have to put their shit in a turban.

01:23:17.000 They just can't cut their beard or their hair.

01:23:20.000 Oh.

01:23:21.000 So as long as he's got a long beard and long hair.

01:23:24.000 Nope.

01:23:25.000 Oh, maybe he doesn't.

01:23:26.000 It's tucked up.

01:23:27.000 I think he has long hair.

01:23:28.000 So what's his name?

01:23:31.000 And then you just type in is blah, blah, blah, Seek.

01:23:34.000 Kim Thale.

01:23:35.000 I always forget that.

01:23:37.000 He's like a girl name.

01:23:39.000 He makes me a Seek.

01:23:43.000 And while you look that up, final story on this doomed men's club that was ruined by over-rallying.

01:23:53.000 These Australian, the Australian Proud Boys who don't go to fucking rallies every day with chest plates and white claws and scream at fucking Antifa every single month, even though they're getting stabbed and the media is ignoring it.

01:24:10.000 Proud Boys on the new South Wales-Victoria border have been filmed confronting online bullies.

01:24:16.000 I love that the media is giving them a fair shake, too.

01:24:18.000 That's something you do not see on this side of the pond.

01:24:21.000 Do not see.

01:24:23.000 And then they put in quotes, anti-fascist, which is great.

01:24:29.000 Group online who have been doxing their businesses.

01:24:33.000 Jared Serbee and other Proud Boys that accompanied him walked into a Toyota dealership calling out Jack.

01:24:41.000 This is an Antifa member who was caught doxing their business to come out and talk to them.

01:24:46.000 When Jack did not come out, the Proud Boys had a peaceful and civil conversation with the dealership staff members.

01:24:52.000 Upon leaving the dealership, Sierbee did state, we want you to know that as long as your employees continue to do this, we are going to continue to come.

01:24:59.000 That is, I think, the fairest article I've ever seen on Proud Boys.

01:25:04.000 Can you not get to it?

01:25:05.000 And it's Australian News.

01:25:07.000 What, this link not working?

01:25:09.000 No, it's working.

01:25:12.000 It's funny that the fair article comes from the Australian News, and then Australian News is banned on Facebook.

01:25:22.000 I saw this.

01:25:22.000 I didn't see it.

01:25:47.000 And Australians are furious. 0.99

01:25:48.000 What is the latest on this?

01:25:51.000 That's right, Rosemary.

01:25:52.000 So like so many other places around the world, Facebook is almost an internet within the internet for Australian users.

01:25:59.000 But those Australian users woke up on Thursday with no access to news on their Facebook feeds.

01:26:05.000 And that comes as Facebook and the Australian government are in this very deep public war about who pays for news content.

01:26:15.000 The Australian government is pushing through laws that it says will help news organisations recoup some of the money that they believe is owed to them from news content going on Facebook.

01:26:25.000 They believe it's optional.

01:26:26.000 So it's the Australian government that's fucking all this up, it sounds like.

01:26:42.000 Okay.

01:26:42.000 I wonder if that's coming here.

01:26:44.000 Yeah, probably.

01:26:45.000 Let me see.

01:26:46.000 Let me go back to that Proud Boys article.

01:26:47.000 I've never read a fair article about the Proud Boys in my life by Queensland View.

01:26:51.000 So the person's anonymous.

01:26:53.000 And then go to the picture again.

01:26:56.000 Has he got a facial tattoo?

01:26:58.000 Yeah.

01:26:58.000 I've never, yeah, this is...

01:27:02.000 I'm dumbfounded.

01:27:04.000 If this was written in America, it would be Proud Boys attack car dealership, claiming it's Antifa.

01:27:13.000 And then the body article would be, several Proud Boys, a group that declared a hate group by the SPLC and was recently reported storming the Capitol, is now storming a Toyota dealership in South Wales under the allegations that it's somehow associated with Antifa.

01:27:33.000 The police were called and Proud Boys vowed to keep coming back for more.

01:27:38.000 The owner of the Toyota dealership was petrified and said he is buying, paying for round-the-clock security.

01:27:45.000 In other news, that's illegal.

01:27:51.000 Okay, let's do a little bit of racism, shall we? 0.88

01:27:55.000 Why stop it a little?

01:27:57.000 Let's talk about racism that was racist, guys.

01:28:04.000 I can't let this go till Monday because it's already kind of news, old news.

01:28:12.000 Some incompetent boob named Baron Hess, Barner Hess, has come up with a whiteness meter. 0.70

01:28:20.000 And guess what?

01:28:21.000 They all suck.

01:28:24.000 3-2.

01:28:26.000 So this New York principal, Mark Federman, who looks like a crumpled-up paper bag.

01:28:33.000 Oh, wow.

01:28:34.000 Doesn't he?

01:28:35.000 Yeah.

01:28:35.000 I didn't expect that to make sense.

01:28:37.000 Like, when I look at him, I think I just finished a sandwich and a drink box and an apple.

01:28:44.000 He's a school lunch.

01:28:45.000 He's a full lunch.

01:28:46.000 He's a used school lunch.

01:28:49.000 But he asked him for a, so this, okay, go down to 3-3.

01:28:53.000 So this guy, like, when you have these dumb programs, African-American studies, or, or there's a paper bag again.

01:29:01.000 Dude, what happened to you?

01:29:03.000 He looks like he got rolled down the street.

01:29:05.000 You know, when we were kids, sometimes if you didn't have a puck or a tennis ball, you'd crumple up a paper bag and hit it around with the puck a little bit.

01:29:10.000 That's what he looks like.

01:29:11.000 A paper bag that's been used as a puck.

01:29:13.000 But anyway, when you have all these courses like the history of intersectionality or something, it has to go somewhere and it's not going to go to real science or real academia.

01:29:21.000 So they just have a black guy who comes up with a fucking chart. 0.99

01:29:27.000 Zoom in on this chart.

01:29:29.000 I think it's in the Daily Mail thing, too.

01:29:31.000 I just wanted to show his fucking face.

01:29:35.000 So white supremacists is obviously the worst thing you can be.

01:29:38.000 And I think it's in modern society, it's worse than a pedophile.

01:29:44.000 Like I know of this pedophile who lives near my friend, and he was arrested in Disney for having his dick out.

01:29:50.000 He's like 70 years old.

01:29:51.000 He's playing with kids and his dick out.

01:29:53.000 He got away with it because he said he didn't know his dick was out.

01:29:55.000 But like, why are you playing with kids?

01:29:57.000 Imagine you going to a public pool and saying, hey, kids, come here, gather around.

01:30:02.000 Let's play with each other.

01:30:03.000 Let's play a game.

01:30:04.000 Like, you don't go up to kids ever.

01:30:06.000 Good afternoon, guys.

01:30:08.000 Except an elephant.

01:30:09.000 They don't put shit on his lawn.

01:30:11.000 He's okay with it.

01:30:12.000 And then there was another guy who lives near me who was a serial rapist.

01:30:16.000 He was a corrections officer that fucked the prisoners there.

01:30:19.000 He's fine.

01:30:20.000 Everyone loves him.

01:30:21.000 When he got caught, he made a post on next door called Extreme Ownership, and everyone got over it.

01:30:26.000 But white supremacist is the absolute...

01:30:29.000 Jeffrey Dahmer ate people.

01:30:32.000 And when he learned they were doing a documentary on him, he got a hold of the documentarians and said, I want to be clear.

01:30:37.000 I only ate people.

01:30:39.000 I only ate black people because I lived in a poor neighborhood and that's who was around. 1.00

01:30:42.000 I'm not racist.

01:30:43.000 And they were like, oh, okay.

01:30:45.000 Good to know.

01:30:46.000 Cannibal, not racist.

01:30:50.000 I'm not persecuted.

01:30:51.000 I'm just an ass.

01:30:54.000 So let's go back to that silly chart.

01:30:56.000 So white supremacist is worth you can do.

01:30:58.000 White voyeurism is Pretty bad, where you just, I guess you have the white supremacy and you don't actively do it, but you enjoy it, right? 0.63

01:31:09.000 And you kind of like it.

01:31:10.000 White privilege, these are all the same thing, but just less intense, where you get white privilege and you kind of ignore it.

01:31:19.000 White benefit, white voyeurism, white privilege, white benefit are all the same. 0.70

01:31:25.000 So that's stupid.

01:31:27.000 White confessional, I guess that's when you say, I suck, and we're racist and we had slavery.

01:31:31.000 White critical is like, we really suck.

01:31:33.000 I hate us.

01:31:34.000 White traitor means you want to die.

01:31:37.000 And you're close to being okay.

01:31:39.000 No, yeah, you.

01:31:40.000 No, white traitor is just you hate all white people.

01:31:42.000 White abolitionist is you want to wipe out white people.

01:31:44.000 I like how that's green.

01:31:46.000 Yeah.

01:31:48.000 Thumbs up.

01:31:49.000 Wait, look where the little hand is. 0.92

01:31:51.000 It's where it should be.

01:31:52.000 Yeah.

01:31:53.000 You should be in between a traitor and an abolitionist.

01:31:56.000 We are here.

01:31:57.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

01:32:01.000 And there was a chart that had a thumbs up and the green for black abolitionists and black traitors. 1.00

01:32:09.000 I guess black traders are the kind of guys who are in the Proud Boys. 1.00

01:32:13.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

01:32:17.000 I want to give a shout out to the black traders and the black abolitionists out there. 1.00

01:32:21.000 And I want to tell the black supremacists that they're in the red and they need to confront this.

01:32:26.000 So it's one thing to have something that unbelievably retarded. 1.00

01:32:28.000 Like imagine I did one for black people. 0.95

01:32:31.000 But then for schools to go.

01:32:33.000 And it's the East Village school.

01:32:35.000 It's in the shithole of the East Village.

01:32:38.000 It's one of the worst schools imaginable.

01:32:40.000 So it doesn't really matter.

01:32:42.000 He's really just trying to appease the black kids that hate his guts at the school.

01:32:46.000 Did you know that you're not fair?

01:32:49.000 This woman, remember the Karen? 0.95

01:32:52.000 She's been pardoned.

01:32:52.000 She's been pardoned because she took a re-education class.

01:32:55.000 Oh, yeah.

01:32:56.000 She went to re-education camp.

01:32:57.000 And just like that Jen Saki joke, the gulags were run by people of color. 0.99

01:33:02.000 That's correct.

01:33:05.000 Charges dropped.

01:33:06.000 Poor Babylon B. You can't joke anymore.

01:33:09.000 This woman, the Central Park woman who committed the sin of calling 911 after a guy said, you don't want to see what I'm going to do to your dog. 1.00

01:33:18.000 She said, a black man threatened me just because a black man threatened her.

01:33:23.000 And she went to a re-education camp, just like the golfer who called his ball a faggot. 0.98

01:33:29.000 He went to re-education camp.

01:33:30.000 And just like the Babylon Bee's joke, I guarantee you that both of these gulags are run by people of color. 1.00

01:33:37.000 I want to go to one.

01:33:39.000 You know what I imagine happening for the golfer?

01:33:41.000 He's just in a room and then like a little gay golf ball rolls in. 1.00

01:33:44.000 Like, say it to my face.

01:33:48.000 It's got a little want to call me a faggot now?

01:33:52.000 No, it's a guy.

01:33:52.000 It's a gay guy with a golf ball thing he got on at the Halloween store.

01:33:58.000 And he goes, hi, I'm a faggot. 0.99

01:34:01.000 Do you want to beat me?

01:34:02.000 We got to go to one of these, dude.

01:34:04.000 Yeah, sure.

01:34:05.000 See if you can see the link.

01:34:07.000 Scroll down.

01:34:09.000 Oh, my God.

01:34:10.000 It would be so fun to be asking questions the whole time.

01:34:12.000 Don't white males die disproportionately higher than black women? 0.95

01:34:17.000 Don't they have a much shorter lifespan than black women? 1.00

01:34:20.000 Does it say the name of the club?

01:34:25.000 Learning in therapy?

01:34:27.000 After learning in therapy.

01:34:29.000 What's the therapy?

01:34:30.000 All right, we'll look that up on our own time.

01:34:32.000 Man.

01:34:34.000 But I want to go to that class.

01:34:36.000 I heard the guy said that's unnecessary.

01:34:40.000 Or he spoke out and he was like, that seems kind of cruel or unfair or something.

01:34:43.000 No, no, you started this mess, fuckface. 1.00

01:34:46.000 He wants to be more heroic than he already is.

01:34:49.000 He's already made it about him.

01:34:50.000 Now he wants to keep making about how sanctimonious he is.

01:34:53.000 I forgive my perpetrator.

01:34:55.000 So look at the moron who made up this dumb chart.

01:34:59.000 Barnar Hess.

01:35:01.000 And what I love about this is, no, that's not it.

01:35:06.000 This is 3-4.

01:35:11.000 Fall series or new yearly series of webinars entitled Building Sustainable Futures, Global Challenges and Possibilities.

01:35:20.000 And the idea here is that...

01:35:23.000 What the fuck is the name of their dumb sh program?

01:35:26.000 I'm going to write this down.

01:35:28.000 Building.

01:35:30.000 Go ahead.

01:35:31.000 Series of webinars entitled Building Sustainable Futures.

01:35:36.000 Building Sustainable Futures.

01:35:38.000 This is going to be the name of this episode.

01:35:39.000 Building Sustainable Futures.

01:35:41.000 Global Challenges and Possibilities.

01:35:44.000 Global Challenges and Possibilities.

01:35:51.000 I don't know where the punctuation is there.

01:35:53.000 Is it like Building Sustainable Futures colon global challenges and possibilities?

01:36:00.000 Like the global...

01:36:02.000 Yeah, I think that's it.

01:36:03.000 So it's two separate things.

01:36:04.000 It's like the headline is building sustainable futures, and then the subhead is global challenges and possibilities.

01:36:10.000 But here's the funniest thing about this.

01:36:11.000 So that black guy is the asshole who made that dumb chart. 1.00

01:36:15.000 His name is, where is it?

01:36:19.000 Herman Hessie?

01:36:21.000 No, his name is Barner Hess.

01:36:24.000 Yeah, Barner Hess.

01:36:26.000 Now, either he or some boob who organized this wrote Herman Hess.

01:36:31.000 Herman Hess was a painter, but he was mostly known as a poet.

01:36:37.000 He's a famous poet from Switzerland.

01:36:41.000 Herman Hess.

01:36:42.000 The most famous Hess there is. 0.54

01:36:44.000 And someone put Herman Hess where Barner Hess is meant to be.

01:36:50.000 You know what sometimes happens if he's borrowing that account from another Zoom account?

01:36:54.000 That might be a relative named Herman.

01:36:57.000 Oh.

01:36:58.000 Because you name yourself in the Zoom account.

01:37:00.000 Oh, so maybe it's his dad or his brother or something?

01:37:03.000 Yeah.

01:37:04.000 Well, if your name's Hess, maybe Google Herman Hess before you name your kid Herman.

01:37:11.000 This also goes for any Hitlers out there.

01:37:14.000 The idea here is that we're going to be taking the United Nations Sustainable Development Goals and each quarter focusing on a different one of those goals.

01:37:26.000 You'll notice with these, with the left, their introductions are always really, really fucking long.

01:37:33.000 And same with when they have Q ⁇ A's. 1.00

01:37:35.000 Hi, name's Gavin McInnes.

01:37:38.000 I do a web channel.

01:37:40.000 I mean, it's like sort of an internet TV station called Censored.tv.

01:37:45.000 Formerly Vice, started Proud Boys, invented hipsters, sort of responsible for the gentrification of Williamsburg.

01:37:54.000 Wife, two kids, American Indian.

01:37:56.000 I'm not.

01:37:56.000 I'm Scottish.

01:37:57.000 My parents are Scottish.

01:37:58.000 Born in England.

01:37:59.000 My question is in two parts, and basically it's about global strategies moving forward and building hegemonies in a sustainable environment.

01:38:08.000 And the first part of it sort of talks to what you were saying earlier.

01:38:13.000 And you're just like, I went undercover for Project Veritas once into Black Lives Matter. 0.98

01:38:17.000 And everyone in the room, there's 40 people in the room, had to get up and say a little bit about themselves.

01:38:23.000 I made up a British character.

01:38:24.000 I had a British accent.

01:38:25.000 I wasn't as famous back then, so I could blend in.

01:38:27.000 And I just said, I'm here from London, getting to know people, having fun.

01:38:31.000 And everyone, so we didn't start the meeting for an hour because everyone was telling you about themselves.

01:38:40.000 Oh, he's Hindu, by the way.

01:38:43.000 Kim Thale.

01:38:45.000 Hindu.

01:38:46.000 Okay, so.

01:38:46.000 Hindu is not a Sikh.

01:38:49.000 Although North India is right next to... 0.99

01:38:51.000 Where are they from?

01:38:52.000 Where are Sikhs from? 0.99

01:38:53.000 Let's see.

01:38:54.000 I'll seek it out.

01:38:56.000 The top.

01:38:59.000 We are Hindu from?

01:39:00.000 No, Hindus are from India.

01:39:02.000 It's the religion of India.

01:39:06.000 Sikh is a different religion. 0.91

01:39:07.000 His family's from North India.

01:39:09.000 Punjab.

01:39:09.000 The Punjab is where they're from.

01:39:12.000 Okay, go back to that.

01:39:14.000 Organizing a series of wonderful talks around that goal.

01:39:19.000 So for the fall quarter, our UN SDG goal is goal number 16, which for those of you who are not UN geeks, it is peace, justice, and strong institutions.

01:39:35.000 And so our webinars this fall are going to focus on infrastructures to interrogate the ways in which we promote peace, justice, and strong institutions.

01:39:47.000 Amelia, what you're saying is nothing.

01:39:51.000 What's coming out of your mouth is just pillow feathers, just garbage.

01:39:55.000 You're not saying anything.

01:39:58.000 And your webinar isn't helping anyone accomplish anything.

01:40:02.000 So this is like Amy Siskin's world.

01:40:04.000 It's just a made-up, silly world that has no bearing on reality.

01:40:09.000 It's just these nattering hens in a chicken coop. 1.00

01:40:13.000 I just started doodling because her voice was like a T, you know, when you're in class?

01:40:18.000 Yeah.

01:40:19.000 I wonder if that's a thing.

01:40:21.000 I'm playing this because I want to see how long it takes for Herman Baranon to get to talk.

01:40:26.000 Our institutions uphold violence and what we can do about that.

01:40:34.000 So to start us off, we're just thrilled to have Dr. Barnard Hess with us.

01:40:41.000 As we all know, in May of this year, Derek Tobin killed George Floyd and people across the country.

01:40:48.000 No, we don't know that.

01:40:49.000 He died of a fentanyl overdose.

01:40:50.000 So, are you getting the subtext here?

01:40:52.000 I speak asshole.

01:40:54.000 So what she's saying is that we live in a very racist world.

01:40:59.000 That's one of our global challenges.

01:41:02.000 And the way we're going to build a sustainable future is to stop racist cops from killing black people for sport.

01:41:10.000 That happens all over the world.

01:41:11.000 It's a major problem.

01:41:12.000 And the way we're going to stop that is to confront whiteness, because it's white supremacy that is making all these cops kill these black guys.

01:41:20.000 And we have an expert here who has divided how shitty white people are into eight categories.

01:41:25.000 And he's going to tell us how to fight, abolish whiteness so we'll stop killing black people. 0.99

01:41:30.000 Because I don't know if you've ever checked in on Haiti, but they killed every white person on the island. 1.00

01:41:35.000 Some moron suggested that the slaves don't get a day off and they work seven days a week.

01:41:40.000 The slaves revolted and it was revolting.

01:41:42.000 And they killed women and children, drank their blood, decapitated babies.

01:41:46.000 They rid Haiti of white people. 1.00

01:41:48.000 And that rid Haiti of racism.

01:41:51.000 Since then, Haiti has become Wakanda. 0.99

01:41:57.000 Blacks without white racism thrive and it's beautiful.

01:42:02.000 Haiti, I think, is the wealthiest country in the world.

01:42:08.000 Just looking at it, oh my God, the systems they have for garbage collection, irrigation, the free market is thriving.

01:42:17.000 I mean, how many of you dream of going to a Haitian university?

01:42:23.000 It is the richest country in the Western Hemisphere.

01:42:27.000 Who the fuck came up with this?

01:42:28.000 This was back in 2014 when they were roaring.

01:42:31.000 I guess it's rich in rape. 0.99

01:42:34.000 How are you quantifying this wealth?

01:42:38.000 You'll notice they didn't use a picture of Haiti for this.

01:42:42.000 It's the pearl of the Antares.

01:42:44.000 Yeah.

01:42:44.000 Oh, it was.

01:42:45.000 I think you're thinking of before they rid it of those evil white people. 0.97

01:42:50.000 I remember when they had that horrible, whatever it was, hurricane earthquake thing.

01:42:56.000 And Jim Goat said, oh, there was a hurricane in Haiti?

01:43:00.000 How can you tell?

01:43:04.000 I remember Conan O'Brien went there to show how awesome it was?

01:43:07.000 And they had to go to the one hotel that's not on fire and then drive him to the one restaurant where the ovens work.

01:43:13.000 Yeah.

01:43:13.000 And when they left, they're like, you could put it back on fire now.

01:43:16.000 It's like North Korea with the lights.

01:43:18.000 They get visitors.

01:43:19.000 They're like, yeah, we got it.

01:43:19.000 It was really a Potemkin village.

01:43:21.000 They had a fake Haiti built for him. 0.83

01:43:23.000 Holy shit.

01:43:24.000 He stayed at like the Hyatt.

01:43:26.000 And by the way, this guy, didn't he re-enslave everybody?

01:43:29.000 I just want to get that right because I remember hearing something about that.

01:43:31.000 He re-enslaved.

01:43:32.000 He used all the slaves again, but he was just their slave owner. 0.71

01:43:35.000 Well, that's because he cares about the environment and he's recycling.

01:43:37.000 Oh.

01:43:37.000 Anyway, sorry, go back to that boring count.

01:43:39.000 How far are we in now?

01:43:40.000 A minute, 22 seconds.

01:43:41.000 She's been introducing this for a minute and 22 seconds.

01:43:45.000 Marched in protest, not only of Floyd's murder, but also of the institutionalized racism.

01:43:55.000 These women see blacks as pets. 1.00

01:43:58.000 They're sort of like girls with horses. 0.98

01:44:01.000 and they've tamed the black stallion.

01:44:03.000 They've tamed this wild beast.

01:44:06.000 And they talk to him now.

01:44:08.000 And he does tricks and they give him a platform to do his tricks.

01:44:12.000 She doesn't want him at her house.

01:44:14.000 She doesn't want to go camping with him.

01:44:16.000 She doesn't want his son dating her daughter.

01:44:20.000 She just likes him as a concept.

01:44:23.000 And she's Dr. Doodle.

01:44:25.000 She can talk to the animals.

01:44:26.000 But if you dare rezone her kids' school and you bring the animals into her kids' school, you're going to see a slightly different tone from Annalisa Riles.

01:44:38.000 That permitted that, that made it possible, that sanctions and excuses such state-sponsored violence over and over again.

01:44:47.000 Yes, the state-sponsored George Floyd's murder.

01:44:51.000 I guess because the cops were paying in tax dollars.

01:44:55.000 And the protests have inspired protests around the world and have also been the subject, of course, of discussions at the United Nations and the United Nations Human Rights Act.

01:45:08.000 He's checking his phone.

01:45:10.000 First time the United States has been.

01:45:12.000 He's texting somebody.

01:45:13.000 This bitch. 1.00

01:45:14.000 This bitch is on some George Floyd shit. 1.00

01:45:17.000 Brought to task for human rights abuses in our own country.

01:45:21.000 Despite foundational claims to liberty and equality as universal ideas and practices, liberal democracies are the sites and sources of the world.

01:45:28.000 Yo, you told me that this starts at 2 p.m.

01:45:31.000 Could you just tell me when it actually starts?

01:45:33.000 I didn't know that this was going to be in it.

01:45:35.000 This is the cunting attractions.

01:45:41.000 I didn't dress like a low-budget Han Solo for nothing now.

01:45:44.000 Is she a white abolitionist? 1.00

01:45:46.000 Hopefully.

01:45:47.000 Without redress.

01:45:48.000 So today we're just thrilled and very privileged to have with us Dr. Barnard who will help us think about the role of white sovereignty in maintaining.

01:46:00.000 Oh, now she's telling the horse what tricks to do.

01:46:03.000 So this is a black stallion I found in the forests of Costa Rica.

01:46:08.000 I tamed him.

01:46:10.000 He was going to be doing tricks.

01:46:12.000 Now he's going to be walking backwards.

01:46:15.000 And when I pulled out the apple, he will begin his tricks.

01:46:19.000 Dr. Hess is associate professor in American American studies at Northwestern.

01:46:25.000 His research and his teaching are in the areas of black political thought and critical race studies.

01:46:32.000 You don't say it.

01:46:32.000 He's the author of a forthcoming book, A Race Ocracy.

01:46:36.000 This is a book called I Can't Read.

01:46:38.000 A raceocracy. 0.96

01:46:40.000 Whoa.

01:46:41.000 White Sovereignty and Black Life Politics. 1.00

01:46:45.000 And he's the co-editor of After Ferguson with a hashtag in front of that.

01:46:52.000 After hashtag Baltimore, The Challenge of Black Death and Black Life for Black.

01:46:58.000 It's funny because I was talking earlier about how we both look at the same thing and derive totally opposite conclusions.

01:47:02.000 Heather McDonald in The War on Cops talks about the Ferguson effect and says that those riots set off a path, an anti-cop racial alarmism path that we have not recovered from.

01:47:15.000 Meanwhile, that side says Ferguson was wonderful and that started us on this fantastic path to racial justice and sustainable futures.

01:47:26.000 I have to keep looking at the title of her thing because it's immemorable.

01:47:31.000 Building Sustainable Futures, Global Challenges and Possibilities.

01:47:37.000 Political thought.

01:47:38.000 So we're just thrilled to have a lot of questions.

01:47:39.000 What do we have?

01:47:40.000 311?

01:47:41.000 Yep, great band. 0.94

01:47:42.000 Welcome, Dr. Hess, and thank you so much.

01:47:44.000 And I should say, I know there will be many questions.

01:47:48.000 If you have questions, please feel free to post them in the chat and we'll get as many of them asked to Dr. Hess.

01:47:54.000 I have one question.

01:47:55.000 Haiti, question mark?

01:48:00.000 During the Q ⁇ A as we can. 0.98

01:48:02.000 So welcome, Dr. Hess.

01:48:04.000 The floor is yours.

01:48:05.000 Oh, I have one more question.

01:48:06.000 Liberia was a country started by freed slaves.

01:48:09.000 They left America. 0.64

01:48:10.000 They went back to Africa, as Marcus Garvey said they should.

01:48:13.000 And it's a fucking shithole.

01:48:15.000 Brooklyn.

01:48:16.000 So where's Wakanda?

01:48:18.000 Is my question.

01:48:19.000 Good.

01:48:20.000 Thanks.

01:48:21.000 So the challenge I have in front of me is really to try and suggest that in all the conversations that we have about structural racism, policing, racial justice, there's a concept that we ought to use,

01:48:39.000 but we're not using, which is white sovereignty.

01:48:44.000 So what I'm going to try and do is to make the case for us thinking about this idea of white sovereignty. 0.91

01:48:52.000 Did she just pass out?

01:48:55.000 They're trying to bore each other to death.

01:48:58.000 And they're winning.

01:48:59.000 I've never checked my watch doing this show in all the episodes we've had, and I've checked my watch twice now.

01:49:04.000 And I'm torturing you folks at home with it because that's the whole point.

01:49:08.000 I've never doodled on the show ever.

01:49:11.000 And I'm doodling.

01:49:12.000 Yeah.

01:49:13.000 As a way of trying to fix my signature.

01:49:15.000 We can begin to understand many of the things that are taking place in 2020 and have in many ways been taking place.

01:49:24.000 She just wrote down white sovereignty. 0.99

01:49:27.000 In the last 50 years.

01:49:30.000 So I begin with a series of questions.

01:49:32.000 They may sound retarding.

01:49:33.000 Hey, don't worry.

01:49:34.000 We're going to do one and then we'll drop it.

01:49:36.000 But isn't it amazing that we're four minutes and 20 seconds in?

01:49:39.000 And the only semblance of a point we have is white sovereignty is the problem. 0.92

01:49:44.000 Okay.

01:49:45.000 Wonderful.

01:49:46.000 There's a rationale behind posing them.

01:49:51.000 Okay.

01:49:52.000 In U.S. political history, who are the we in we hold these truths to be self-evident?

01:49:59.000 Because the we is all citizens of America.

01:50:06.000 Women, children, black people, white people. 0.68

01:50:10.000 The whole point of the Constitution was that all men are equal under the eyes of God.

01:50:23.000 It says all, sir.

01:50:25.000 Who are the men?

01:50:26.000 We the people.

01:50:28.000 Who is the we in we abolish slavery?

01:50:32.000 Who made the world?

01:50:34.000 the we in we abolish slavery is the west.

01:50:37.000 The west includes all races of the west.

01:50:40.000 Blacks, whites, all westerners abolish slavery.

01:50:43.000 The west did not invent slavery, as Pat Buchanan points out, but the west alone did abolish it, although it still thrives in Africa.

01:50:53.000 Right now, in Libya, you can buy a man for $700.

01:50:58.000 Tape for democracy.

01:51:00.000 And make America great again.

01:51:02.000 For whom was America great?

01:51:04.000 Paz.

01:51:06.000 In no country in the world do gays, blacks, women experience more freedom than America.

01:51:13.000 In no part of the world do gays, minorities, the handicapped, everyone experience more freedom than the West.

01:51:23.000 Make America great again means we want to acknowledge that and be proud of it.

01:51:27.000 It's not about going back to Jim Crow.

01:51:29.000 It's not about going back to slavery.

01:51:32.000 It's about going back to the 80s.

01:51:34.000 You want 1984.

01:51:35.000 We want 1983.

01:51:37.000 We want to have fun again and not talk about race all the time.

01:51:42.000 So make America great again means America was great.

01:51:46.000 And what's great?

01:51:47.000 Great is about relativity.

01:51:49.000 It's great relative to the rest of the world.

01:51:51.000 The word you're thinking of, sir, is perfect.

01:51:54.000 America was never perfect, but America was always the greatest.

01:51:59.000 And if you bring the West into it, then it's irrefutable that the West was always the best, and it was always great for everybody in that it was greater than in other areas.

01:52:11.000 If you were black during Jim Crow, yes, that sucked, but you were still better off than anywhere else in the world. 1.00

01:52:22.000 Americans, you asshole. 1.00

01:52:24.000 So you get it?

01:52:25.000 You get what he's doing here?

01:52:26.000 He just hates white people.

01:52:28.000 All right, that's enough of that.

01:52:31.000 What's this, white guilt taught in schools?

01:52:33.000 Is that the same thing?

01:52:34.000 3-5?

01:52:39.000 Yeah, that's the same thing.

01:52:41.000 That's the guy, Barner Hess.

01:52:45.000 Barner Hess.

01:52:48.000 Boring.

01:52:49.000 This guy, Scott Alexander, is doxed.

01:52:51.000 I don't know how interesting that is.

01:52:52.000 I didn't really pay attention to him, but he's a scientist.

01:52:55.000 Blogs that the New York Times said they were going to dox him.

01:53:00.000 3.6.

01:53:01.000 Alexander's reasons for wanting to remain anonymous are twofold.

01:53:04.000 For one, as a person who has stalked out well-founded but occasionally controversial positions and hot-button issues, race and IQ, for instance, he's courted the passionate base of fans.

01:53:11.000 He's also received death threats.

01:53:13.000 Secondly, he's a psychiatrist.

01:53:15.000 And in order for him to do his work, it's important that patients don't know about him because it will mar his work.

01:53:20.000 But the New York Times decided they were going to out him.

01:53:24.000 So he's had to issue a statement, 3-7.

01:53:27.000 No, no, sorry, 38A is his statement where he explains all that.

01:53:31.000 I guess you'd have to be familiar with Scott Alexander to give a shit about this, but it's just interesting that the New York Times isn't about the truth.

01:53:36.000 It's about terrorizing people with controversial opinions.

01:53:39.000 And the New York Times got this information from a lunatic bitch, 3-7, Stalker. 1.00

01:53:46.000 And these are the kind of people we're up against.

01:53:49.000 Like, at best, it's that Karen who was singing the song about Circle Back, but at worst, it's this guy.

01:53:55.000 So some guy running the left-wing snark site Rational Wiki is bragging that he basically masterminded the New York Times takedown of Scott Alexander by trying to make it look like it was actually them.

01:54:04.000 But it wasn't.

01:54:04.000 It was him.

01:54:05.000 And let's look at him.

01:54:06.000 Scroll down.

01:54:08.000 Oops.

01:54:08.000 No, that's not down.

01:54:10.000 That's the guy.

01:54:12.000 That's David Girard who gave the New York Times all they needed for this takedown.

01:54:17.000 This is who we're up against, folks.

01:54:20.000 It is revenge of the hurt.

01:54:22.000 Revenge of the ugly.

01:54:23.000 Revenge of the balding.

01:54:25.000 I would rather be bald than revenge of the tits. 1.00

01:54:28.000 Revenge of the hideous fucking freak.

01:54:31.000 Dude, wear a wig.

01:54:34.000 Wear a wig and put on red lipstick.

01:54:36.000 Black lipstick is for the most beautiful woman in the world who's sick of being hit on all the time. 0.98

01:54:42.000 You are the ugliest piece of shit in the world. 0.99

01:54:46.000 And you've devoted your life to exposing some fucking scientist whose views you didn't like.

01:54:51.000 I think it's important that we remember that when people get fired for being controversial or they get doxxed and all this stuff, this is where it starts.

01:54:58.000 If you're looking for the source of the problem, it's these kind of fucking losers.

01:55:02.000 Just like the Australian Toyota dealership fucking loser.

01:55:05.000 I bet you if we dug up him, we'd be looking at a piece of human garbage.

01:55:12.000 Did you know mathematics is racist?

01:55:14.000 Because blacks find it hard?

01:55:17.000 What racism is, this is 3.9.

01:55:19.000 Racism is defined by anything that black people don't thrive at. 1.00

01:55:24.000 Oregon promotes program focused on dismantling racism in mathematics, saying finding the right answer is a sign of white supremacy.

01:55:32.000 Okay.

01:55:32.000 Oh yeah, I heard showing your work.

01:55:34.000 Is that the same thing?

01:55:35.000 But you've heard that too, right?

01:55:37.000 Showing your work is racist.

01:55:38.000 No, I'm not familiar with that.

01:55:40.000 I agree.

01:55:41.000 And when you're taking chemistry and you're determining the amount of insulin a diabetic should use, don't be specific.

01:55:48.000 It doesn't matter.

01:55:49.000 You can give a diabetic a liter of insulin or a drop.

01:55:55.000 Because numbers don't matter.

01:55:56.000 When you're determining the size of ball bearings for an airplane engine and the various parts that go into that wind turbine, just sort of guesstimate.

01:56:06.000 You don't have to be specific when it comes to pharmaceuticals or jet engines.

01:56:14.000 Math doesn't matter.

01:56:16.000 And it makes blacks uncomfortable, so don't do it. 1.00

01:56:19.000 Camping also is something blacks don't enjoy and they don't feel comfortable with. 1.00

01:56:24.000 Ergo, it's racist.

01:56:27.000 This is an old one, but I had to include it.

01:56:29.000 4-0.

01:56:36.000 Camping is racist.

01:56:38.000 Look how racist that is.

01:56:40.000 The mountains are all white.

01:56:42.000 I'm seeing a lot more black than white in that view.

01:56:44.000 A lot more brown and black than white.

01:56:47.000 And purple.

01:56:48.000 White is the minority in this particular visage.

01:56:51.000 It's clouds.

01:56:52.000 Vistage?

01:56:54.000 Oh, yeah, there's white clouds.

01:56:55.000 Sorry.

01:56:56.000 I didn't notice them because I'm colorblind.

01:56:58.000 White clouds matter.

01:57:00.000 What is 40?

01:57:02.000 I just wrote everything is.

01:57:07.000 Wait, That's 40.

01:57:08.000 41.

01:57:09.000 Yeah, that's right.

01:57:10.000 Oh, here's another one: 41.

01:57:11.000 Calling the cops is racist.

01:57:14.000 Oh, yeah.

01:57:14.000 So if you get robbed, know that it was probably a black guy.

01:57:17.000 So don't call the cops.

01:57:19.000 Someone has now stolen my car battery.

01:57:20.000 I'm so tired.

01:57:21.000 Can I please catch a break?

01:57:22.000 Please do not call the police.

01:57:24.000 You could put a biracial person of colors, or is it bisexual?

01:57:29.000 I think it's biracial.

01:57:31.000 Life at risk by causing a police interaction.

01:57:34.000 Just buy a new battery.

01:57:36.000 Considered a donation to the African cause.

01:57:39.000 No one said anything about race.

01:57:40.000 Well, we all know it wasn't a white person who took it, so whoever took it was in need.

01:57:45.000 It's not like they're stealing diamonds.

01:57:47.000 Can we zoom in on her?

01:57:50.000 Hey, Addison, it was a junkie, and they stole the battery because batteries sell easier than other shit. 0.61

01:57:58.000 Look how fat she is. 1.00

01:57:59.000 Let's look her up.

01:58:00.000 N-M-U-S-A-P-A. 1.00

01:58:05.000 I bet her tweets are protected now since she went viral.

01:58:09.000 Was that definitely?

01:58:10.000 No, that's not going to be the Russian minded boob. 0.97

01:58:14.000 Let's search her on Twitter.

01:58:17.000 What was it again?

01:58:19.000 I don't remember, Ryan.

01:58:20.000 That's not my job.

01:58:22.000 Go back to the thing.

01:58:24.000 Oh, I got it.

01:58:28.000 Imagine being that.

01:58:29.000 That's just like, you know that woman that was blathering on for a four-minute intro and just speaking made-up bullshit? 1.00

01:58:37.000 Suspended.

01:58:38.000 Wow.

01:58:39.000 That's interesting.

01:58:40.000 Maybe someone was sort of making fun of her and she started saying, fuck you.

01:58:43.000 I hope you drink bleach and die.

01:58:45.000 Probably.

01:58:46.000 Swimming's, of course, racist.

01:58:48.000 Swimming's racist.

01:58:49.000 Well, remember, at my old show, we played this, and we could not find anything that was not racist.

01:58:54.000 We would come up with shoes, hair, teeth, glasses, mustaches, shirt collars.

01:59:00.000 The only time we could find something that wasn't racist was when we got really, really specific, like an aglet, which is the stiff part of a shoelace.

01:59:07.000 Those are not racist, but shoelaces, shoes, helmets, microphones, The Simpsons.

01:59:14.000 Yeah, The Simpsons.

01:59:15.000 Remember they had to cancel that backee? 1.00

01:59:18.000 Bells.

01:59:19.000 Look up, are bells racist?

01:59:21.000 Yeah, because they used to bring in the slaves with the bells.

01:59:25.000 Bells are racist. 0.99

01:59:26.000 Bells existed during slavery.

01:59:28.000 Anti-bellists.

01:59:29.000 Guess what?

01:59:29.000 When everything jingle bells is racist, if everything is racist, nothing is.

01:59:35.000 You realize you just ruined the word.

01:59:37.000 Is racism racist?

01:59:38.000 So now, like, some Klansman rednecks drive by some guy, yell the N-word at him, and you hear that something racist happened, and you're just like, what, someone saying jingle bells? 0.63

01:59:50.000 Like, that should be a concern.

01:59:52.000 It's the same as rape.

01:59:53.000 When I hear rape, I should get mad.

01:59:55.000 Now I go, well, what's the whole story?

01:59:59.000 She regretted sex four years later?

02:00:01.000 Or was it rape, rape? 1.00

02:00:02.000 Now you have to say it twice.

02:00:04.000 Is this racism, racism, or just racism?

02:00:07.000 Racism.

02:00:12.000 And then this onslaught of attacks on Asians is still going strong, but you can't notice it because it's blacks doing it. 1.00

02:00:23.000 So this is funny, where blacks being racist to Asians has to be wiped out because it's an unfortunate narrative.

02:00:29.000 I'm not even exaggerating.

02:00:31.000 Horrendous crimes against Asian Americans have happened recently, and it is right that Asian Americans have spoken out against them, but we can be against anti-Asian violence and not resort to knee-jerk calls for more policing, which is inextricable from the policing of black and brown communities. 0.97

02:00:49.000 Asian Americans need to locate anti-Asian violence as part of a pattern of white supremacy, which also targets black and brown and indigenous people.

02:00:59.000 Indigenous people, like Native Americans? 1.00

02:01:02.000 Even if perpetrators of violence are people of color, the solution is not to fall back on racist assumptions.

02:01:07.000 Can I make that a t-shirt, please?

02:01:11.000 That is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen.

02:01:15.000 And it's not the first time we've seen it.

02:01:16.000 Remember those Indian kids who were pissing on black girls and we were told they were enacting whiteness?

02:01:22.000 Yep.

02:01:23.000 And now black people who are at war with Asians in Oakland right now, there's a race war going on and it's not based on anything but opportunity.

02:01:33.000 The reason that black kids are going up and robbing old Asian ladies is because they can. 1.00

02:01:39.000 Because of tweets like that where Asians tend not to call the police. 0.98

02:01:42.000 They tend not to have a trust of the system.

02:01:44.000 They tend not to assimilate.

02:01:46.000 They tend to have a lot of cash on them and not trust the banks.

02:01:49.000 It's sort of like the attacking, well, it's similar to the attacks on Hasidic Jews in Williamsburg, Brooklyn that probably happened an hour ago.

02:01:57.000 And they call it anti-Semitism.

02:01:59.000 There is anti-Semitism deep in Brooklyn where they don't like that Jews are gentrifying and they distrust them and they see them as basically just uber whites and they don't like whites.

02:02:08.000 That's true there, like Brooklyn Heights.

02:02:10.000 It's not the same case in Williamsburg.

02:02:12.000 It's totally different in Williamsburg.

02:02:13.000 In Williamsburg, they're attacking Hasids because they can. 1.00

02:02:17.000 They think it's funny.

02:02:18.000 And they think they have funny hats, so they go and hit them off.

02:02:20.000 They don't even know what religion these Hasidic Jews are. 0.98

02:02:24.000 They could easily be Amish. 0.56

02:02:26.000 Or they could just be dressed up for Halloween.

02:02:28.000 They're just old people who tend not to be violent.

02:02:30.000 So black kids fuck with them because they're fatherless. 1.00

02:02:33.000 Oh, shit.

02:02:34.000 That article that said enacting whiteness is...

02:02:37.000 Oh, here, just got it.

02:02:39.000 There we go.

02:02:41.000 Enacting.

02:02:42.000 So everything bad is white people's fault, including anything bad black people do. 0.97

02:02:49.000 Okay.

02:02:50.000 So we won't get involved then.

02:02:52.000 We'll leave you to it.

02:02:54.000 And that means more black people attacking Asians in Oakland. 1.00

02:02:58.000 Hands off.

02:02:59.000 I'll stand back.

02:03:02.000 40 things that are racist.

02:03:03.000 You might want to add a fucking exponent to that.

02:03:07.000 X. Just add X. Cops, the police.

02:03:09.000 The KKK.

02:03:10.000 Thank you for that.

02:03:11.000 I did not know the KKK were racist.

02:03:14.000 Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

02:03:15.000 Did you miss that?

02:03:16.000 Swans, sheep. 0.97

02:03:17.000 Is this a joke?

02:03:17.000 White people trying to relate to people of color by adjusting the way they speak or act around them.

02:03:20.000 Hey, it's all good, bro.

02:03:22.000 I don't know if there's a joke.

02:03:23.000 I can't tell what's a joke anymore.

02:03:24.000 White leopards, white rhinos, they deserve to become extinct.

02:03:27.000 Okay, it's a joke.

02:03:28.000 Okay.

02:03:29.000 So 42B, we're also told not to notice this attack on Asians. 0.72

02:03:34.000 Okay, I want to help.

02:03:38.000 My people are dying in silence, and I'm here with a megaphone.

02:03:41.000 Okay, we finally got someone.

02:03:43.000 Obama phone versus megaphone.

02:03:45.000 I got this link.

02:03:45.000 You'll never guess from who.

02:03:46.000 Lucy Liu.

02:03:49.000 In the late 90s, my grandfather was badly beaten by a group of teenagers.

02:03:51.000 Nothing was stolen.

02:03:52.000 He was simply left to die in one of San Francisco's fame parks.

02:03:54.000 Okay, so it took his grandfather almost beginning beaten to death for him to give a shit about this.

02:04:00.000 Go down?

02:04:02.000 That's not much of an article.

02:04:04.000 You don't think so?

02:04:05.000 Yeah.

02:04:08.000 That's all you got, Eric?

02:04:10.000 I don't need to say much.

02:04:12.000 I wrote an article.

02:04:13.000 It's one sentence.

02:04:16.000 Here, check out my article.

02:04:17.000 You can just tweet it.

02:04:19.000 Check out my article.

02:04:20.000 It's a tweet.

02:04:20.000 It's 140k.

02:04:21.000 I'm not linking to it.

02:04:22.000 This is it.

02:04:24.000 Wait, click on it.

02:04:24.000 I guess we have to subscribe to Adweek or some shit.

02:04:26.000 Smash the subscribe?

02:04:28.000 How do we smash the subscribe?

02:04:29.000 I don't.

02:04:31.000 Wait, no, that kid.

02:04:32.000 This is so weird.

02:04:33.000 What a shitty website.

02:04:35.000 They're not even telling me to subscribe.

02:04:36.000 Yeah, I don't mind if you don't want me reading it.

02:04:38.000 Wait, go on the picture, maybe.

02:04:40.000 Okay, click in.

02:04:43.000 All right.

02:04:43.000 Well, we got one guy who's dared to notice it.

02:04:46.000 Remember when Pat Noswalt wasn't insane and he quoted Steve Saylor who said, political correctness is the art of not noticing patterns.

02:04:55.000 And then he got in big shit for that.

02:04:56.000 That was actually the beginning of him going woke.

02:05:00.000 I didn't have a number on this one.

02:05:02.000 It just says, no, seriously, don't notice it.

02:05:08.000 What are you doing?

02:05:13.000 Oh, it's just another Asian attack. 1.00

02:05:17.000 This is my fault, by the way.

02:05:21.000 Jesus, did he just run her over?

02:05:26.000 That's how they rob people now?

02:05:28.000 Is he getting out to apologize to her?

02:05:30.000 No.

02:05:31.000 Don't call the cops.

02:05:32.000 Just get a new body. 0.64

02:05:35.000 Well, that was whiteness. 0.95

02:05:37.000 They were in need.

02:05:38.000 Okay.

02:05:42.000 Two more stories within race.

02:05:43.000 This is a long episode.

02:05:46.000 Ilhan Omar, you were looking at this, talking about this the other day, but you didn't have the original picture.

02:05:50.000 So someone's trying to be super woke, but the left cannibalizes itself, and the left has decided this isn't good enough.

02:05:56.000 Black women have self-love, are loved, and worthy of love. 0.99

02:06:00.000 You clearly don't think so, because in your drawing, a white woman isn't having her ass eaten by 10 different people.

02:06:07.000 Love is equality.

02:06:08.000 Love is respect.

02:06:09.000 Love is love.

02:06:10.000 That's a common one.

02:06:11.000 That's signs in my neighborhood say that.

02:06:12.000 Love is love.

02:06:14.000 How about it is what it is?

02:06:16.000 So Indians can be lesbians. 1.00

02:06:20.000 Old people can be interracial, gays. 1.00

02:06:22.000 Young people can be interracial.

02:06:24.000 And then he forgot to link up the black woman with a partner.

02:06:28.000 She's loving herself.

02:06:29.000 They should have had the white woman alone loving herself. 1.00

02:06:32.000 I'm self-sexual.

02:06:33.000 So this is deleted now.

02:06:35.000 This account is gone.

02:06:36.000 Right.

02:06:36.000 Because this is racist.

02:06:37.000 Couldn't that be asexual?

02:06:38.000 Isn't it funny?

02:06:39.000 Yeah.

02:06:39.000 Isn't it funny how this isn't woke enough?

02:06:44.000 Don't you think a black woman made that? 1.00

02:06:47.000 That's not woke enough.

02:06:50.000 Can you believe that?

02:06:53.000 I wonder who the artist is.

02:06:54.000 Okay, Ryan, make that the thumbnail.

02:06:57.000 Me looking at that.

02:06:58.000 I'll be laughing.

02:07:02.000 And then call it not woke enough.

02:07:04.000 Did I look like I was laughing?

02:07:08.000 That was like a Grant, Robert Grant.

02:07:14.000 That laugh.

02:07:15.000 By the way, we're so woke that we totally ignore stories like this.

02:07:20.000 This woman has a little angel of a little boy.

02:07:25.000 She's dating this black guy, Yarel Green.

02:07:29.000 His cousin is in some sort of beef.

02:07:32.000 He's mad at her.

02:07:33.000 He goes and kills the son.

02:07:35.000 Oh, I know.

02:07:36.000 I don't know if he was mad or he went to rob her.

02:07:39.000 So I guess the cousin told Yarel that there was some stuff at her house.

02:07:43.000 He goes to the house to rob.

02:07:45.000 Kids there.

02:07:46.000 He just fucking shoots and kills the four-year-old.

02:07:49.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

02:07:53.000 Nope.

02:07:54.000 Can you imagine?

02:07:54.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

02:07:57.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

02:08:01.000 There'd be parades, folks.

02:08:03.000 Motherfucking parades.

02:08:06.000 We're not going to visit the mailbag today.

02:08:10.000 What do you think of that?

02:08:11.000 Just kidding.

02:08:12.000 We are.

02:08:28.000 You know, if you were a woman, you could probably sue me for like job harassment for constantly every day showing you a video of you not having a dad. 1.00

02:08:40.000 There's no HR department, but they would have their hands full.

02:08:44.000 Good morning, Gavin.

02:08:45.000 Short round.

02:08:46.000 Dude, I felt the same way after seeing Heredity.

02:08:48.000 That ending made me feel so weird.

02:08:50.000 I totally felt like I was in the film.

02:08:51.000 Ari Astor is a master director, but be honest, were you looking in the corner of your ceilings before going to bed?

02:08:56.000 Also, you should check out the lighthouse with Dafoe if you haven't.

02:09:02.000 Yeah, spooky movie.

02:09:04.000 Spooky.

02:09:04.000 My daughter slept in our bed for like four nights.

02:09:07.000 Hey, dudes, here's a video my very talented friends up in North have made.

02:09:11.000 I think you'll enjoy it.

02:09:12.000 I bet it sucks.

02:09:18.000 Oh, it's okay.

02:09:20.000 Breaking news now.

02:09:21.000 Let's get to it.

02:09:22.000 It has to do with COVID-19.

02:09:24.000 And the World Health Organization has just declared it is a pandemic.

02:09:29.000 The World Health Organization has officially named the Neville Coronavirus.

02:09:50.000 Hey, Gavin, you talked about that crazy gun bill on JuML Live and how criminals can steal our guns, but isn't the bigger issue the fact that criminals know exactly who doesn't have a gun?

02:09:57.000 Yep.

02:09:57.000 Great point.

02:09:59.000 They can just search your address and make a break-in plan from there.

02:10:02.000 Also, it would be hilarious if you and Ryan trolled UK Exit.

02:10:05.000 Ryan could email them and say he works for the founder of Proud Boys and he feels trapped and is too afraid to quit.

02:10:11.000 Yeah.

02:10:14.000 That's a good idea, but who knows where that could end up.

02:10:18.000 And I like the idea of going to this class the Central Park woman went to. 0.99

02:10:24.000 That sounds fun.

02:10:25.000 Yeah, it does.

02:10:26.000 I would have so many questions.

02:10:29.000 We should hire like a really good makeup. 1.00

02:10:31.000 Isn't all this attack on white males racist and sexist?

02:10:36.000 No.

02:10:37.000 Blacks can't be racist because racism comes from a position of power.

02:10:41.000 That's right.

02:10:42.000 I thought racism was judging people based on their race.

02:10:45.000 Can Filipinos be racist? 0.64

02:10:48.000 God, I would tie her up with questions for so long, she'd have a nervous breakdown. 1.00

02:10:53.000 Painter of Gavin Gay, can someone email me back regarding...

02:10:56.000 Ryan, I thought I sent you that email.

02:10:58.000 Oh, I thought you were talking about the withnail and i1.

02:11:01.000 What is this one?

02:11:03.000 It's probably the...

02:11:04.000 Oh, when we're in jail?

02:11:05.000 Okay, gotcha.

02:11:06.000 I'll respond to it.

02:11:07.000 Yeah.

02:11:08.000 You just sort of peace out the second the show stops recording.

02:11:12.000 I gave the address for the with nail and i1, so that should be coming soon.

02:11:16.000 Dear Gavin and all, this recent revolver article is a good overview of the current cancel culture.

02:11:20.000 It draws striking comparisons with Nazi Germany.

02:11:22.000 What an ambitious metaphor.

02:11:24.000 It also mentions your proud boyfriends, Max and John.

02:11:26.000 I've heard you tell this story many times, but never knew they were prosecuted in the absence of any victims.

02:11:31.000 Well, then that's my bat, if you're not familiar with that.

02:11:36.000 And you have a constitutional right to face your accuser.

02:11:42.000 That should be a major part of their appeal.

02:11:45.000 But they did not.

02:11:48.000 Let's look at this.

02:11:49.000 John Kinsman.

02:11:52.000 No?

02:11:53.000 Max Proud Boys.

02:11:57.000 In October, two members were sentenced to four years in prison, each for their brawl outside the New York Metropolitan Club.

02:12:01.000 The sentence were remarkable because prosecutors could not produce any victims for the men's actions.

02:12:06.000 The black-cad people they fought with, like members of Antifa, refused to cooperate with the people at all. 1.00

02:12:11.000 While right-wing hooligans were sent to prison for an entire presidential term over an attack with no known victim, Antifa professor Erika Clanton assaulted strangers with a bike lot.

02:12:20.000 His punishment?

02:12:22.000 Nothing.

02:12:23.000 Three years of probation.

02:12:25.000 Or how about David Campbell, who attempted to murder a man outside of Knight for Freedom, a Jewish man he assumed was a Nazi, and he got 18 months, which will end up with less than a year, which means he goes to Rikers,

02:12:41.000 not real prison, where I think he is now.

02:12:44.000 I'm going to look him up.

02:12:45.000 It would be fun to meet him.

02:12:47.000 The parking lot at Rikers.

02:12:48.000 Hey, David, you're out.

02:12:52.000 He's punched an old Jewish man in the face, then jumped on top of him and began strangling him.

02:12:57.000 The man went into cardiac arrest.

02:13:01.000 He had to be taken away in a stretcher to an ambulance, and then the cops tried to grab him.

02:13:05.000 He started beating up the, not beating up the cops, but fighting the cops.

02:13:08.000 He put one officer in a headlock.

02:13:11.000 We've got victims there.

02:13:13.000 Plenty of victims.

02:13:14.000 He could face his accusers.

02:13:16.000 He got 18 months.

02:13:17.000 Max and John got four years.

02:13:21.000 There he is.

02:13:22.000 David Campbell, motherfucker.

02:13:26.000 Stupid.

02:13:28.000 My husband and I are one of those happily married Catholic couples whose sex life you think about during Mass.

02:13:32.000 You're welcome.

02:13:33.000 We got married at 19 and 20.

02:13:34.000 We're 35 now.

02:13:35.000 We have a house full of kids and a beautiful life.

02:13:37.000 My most sincere congratulations, Megan.

02:13:42.000 You are what it's all about.

02:13:43.000 I'm so happy to hear someone at least is doing it right.

02:13:46.000 And I wish, you know, the problem with you people is you're not going on a national tour telling everyone how wonderful your life is.

02:13:55.000 So people assume you must be miserable because that's what the Huffington Post and the Daily Beast says.

02:14:00.000 Congratulations.

02:14:03.000 I am jealous.

02:14:04.000 My question is this.

02:14:05.000 What would you consider to be a normal sex life for married couples through the decades?

02:14:09.000 Everything is going great in that department for us, even after being married for 15 years, but we're still fairly young.

02:14:13.000 How much does youth have to do with it?

02:14:14.000 I look at couples in their 50s and 60s and I often wonder if they have sex at that age.

02:14:18.000 When do men start needing Viagra? 0.95

02:14:20.000 Do some guys never need it, even at 80?

02:14:22.000 When does frequency really start to decline?

02:14:24.000 I know you're only 50, but you've certainly heard people and you blah, blah, blah.

02:14:27.000 Okay, there's a common myth that children kill sex. 0.99

02:14:31.000 No, they temporarily pause it because you have a two-year-old sleeping in your bed.

02:14:37.000 They're constantly coming in out of your bedroom.

02:14:39.000 When the kids are at school, you have to get used to day sex. 0.95

02:14:42.000 So my wife and I would have a day or two allotted during the week when we knew we had the house to ourselves and could relax and I could be loud and say my little things I like to say.

02:14:53.000 But so yeah, you don't have sex.

02:14:56.000 You probably, when you have little kids around, it's tough to get it in more than once a week.

02:15:00.000 I hear of horror stories of people that are like once a year and stuff like that.

02:15:05.000 You got to quit porn.

02:15:07.000 So assuming your husband is intelligent enough to quit porn, I would say that with kids under 12, you're going to have trouble beating once a week.

02:15:19.000 Once or twice a week.

02:15:20.000 You definitely have to keep it at that.

02:15:21.000 That's the bare minimum.

02:15:22.000 That has to stay like that.

02:15:24.000 You cannot go less than once or twice a week.

02:15:27.000 50 times a year is not acceptable.

02:15:29.000 That's when the marriage starts to deteriorate.

02:15:32.000 Once sex dies, everything starts dying around it.

02:15:35.000 It is the water for the plant.

02:15:37.000 Hot shit.

02:15:40.000 But Viagra, I don't know.

02:15:42.000 If you're getting laid once a week and you're not beating off, you're not going to have trouble getting it up.

02:15:46.000 But I guess you need Viagra when you're...

02:15:48.000 Actually, I heard guys at the bar talking about it and they are in their late 60s and they were talking about how awesome it is.

02:15:56.000 And so were some guys at the gym and they were in their late 50s.

02:16:02.000 So I don't know.

02:16:03.000 They were talking.

02:16:03.000 The guy who was talking about it was just with a new girlfriend though.

02:16:06.000 Like when you're with your wife for 15, 20 years, it's just you.

02:16:11.000 Like it's just masturbating.

02:16:12.000 You can basically, you know all each other's moves and everything.

02:16:14.000 I'm actually getting horny talking about this real quick.

02:16:20.000 Ooh, look who had a babe by. 1.00

02:16:22.000 Our buddy Josh.

02:16:24.000 Oh, cute.

02:16:25.000 Half Japanese, too.

02:16:27.000 Half Japanese?

02:16:28.000 Dear G-Dog and Mayor of the Radzone, hear me out.

02:16:30.000 I'm Icelandic and my fiancé is American.

02:16:32.000 In Iceland, your last name is your dad's name.

02:16:35.000 Your last name is your dad's name.

02:16:38.000 All right, John J. In Iceland, your last name is your dad's name plus son or daughter.

02:16:43.000 So my dad's name is Axel, therefore mine last name is Axel's son.

02:16:47.000 Oh, yeah.

02:16:48.000 So I would be Jim's son?

02:16:50.000 But wait.

02:16:52.000 Then your name only lasts one generation.

02:16:53.000 What if it's Axel son, son, son, son, son, son?

02:16:56.000 But I'm Gavin Jim's son, and then my son is Johnny Gavinson.

02:17:03.000 So the Jimson lineage is just one generation.

02:17:08.000 My fiancé's family is Hunter, which is a pretty badass-sending last name.

02:17:11.000 It would make sense for her to take my last name since she is not the son of my father.

02:17:15.000 Would you make an exception in my case and not label me a total cuck for taking my fiancé's last name?

02:17:21.000 Yes, you are excused, sir.

02:17:24.000 Your tradition in Iceland is fucking retarded. 1.00

02:17:28.000 So it's time for you to become Hunter as your last name, and your kids should have Hunter as a last name.

02:17:34.000 Let's end this ridiculous custom.

02:17:38.000 Last letter.

02:17:39.000 We're running out of time here.

02:17:40.000 Good morning, gang.

02:17:41.000 The other day, you played that black animation thing about the vaccine.

02:17:43.000 In that video, it was insinuated that blacks dying from COVID high race is a form of racism.

02:17:48.000 And it is, because racism is defined as anything that hurts blacks.

02:17:53.000 Sickle cell anemia is racist.

02:17:57.000 Then you said it was probably because they don't follow social distancing mask mandates.

02:18:00.000 I believe, and I'm not trying to be one of those millennials who writes in to correct you or anything, because I know you hate that, that the actual cause is more scientific than that.

02:18:07.000 Blacks have huge vitamin D deficiencies. 1.00

02:18:10.000 Interesting.

02:18:11.000 I've heard a lot about vitamin D staving off COVID.

02:18:15.000 Kind of like how whites get skin cancer in the wrong climate. 0.96

02:18:17.000 We didn't evolve in this climate and there are consequences.

02:18:19.000 They also have higher rates of high blood pressure, obesity, and diabetes.

02:18:23.000 All of these health issues are contributing to factors dying of COVID.

02:18:27.000 This is, of course, a much more likely explanation for high death rates among blacks than the less favorite charge of racism.

02:18:33.000 Also, the bit from yesterday reminded me of this Wayne's World scene.

02:18:35.000 Like you more than a friend.

02:18:36.000 That's a good letter to end up.

02:18:43.000 Oh, yeah, that's kind of where I stole the idea from.

02:18:53.000 Exactly how does the soap cut work? 0.59

02:18:56.000 Well, as you can see, it does.

02:18:58.000 And it does.

02:19:00.000 It certainly does suck.

02:19:05.000 All right, let's do the final video.

02:19:25.000 Your dad abandoned you when you were a baby, right?

02:19:28.000 Yep.

02:19:28.000 So how did he know you were gay?

02:19:30.000 Hey, daddy ran away when he found he was gay.

02:19:33.000 Maybe I didn't know he had a gay baby.

02:19:35.000 Maybe I came up there and was like, hello.

02:19:38.000 Oh my God, dad.

02:19:41.000 That hair is fierce.

02:19:42.000 Blue below.

02:19:43.000 Or your mother went to breastfeed you. 0.89

02:19:45.000 You're like, are you kidding, right?

02:19:46.000 Maybe he was like, two hairdressers make a baby.

02:19:51.000 It's fucking gay. 1.00

02:19:52.000 That's a gay baby. 1.00

02:19:54.000 The breastfeeding thing, unless those become dicks, the answer is no. 0.99

02:19:59.000 You know what my doctor said when I came into the room?

02:20:01.000 You're a cocksucker? 1.00

02:20:02.000 He's a fay. 1.00

02:20:05.000 And then he slapped my ass and I slapped back. 0.99

02:20:07.000 I slapped your ass and you went, ooh. 1.00

02:20:10.000 You're supposed to cry?

02:20:11.000 Well, try it again.

02:20:12.000 Oh, man.

02:20:13.000 Ow, rare.

02:20:15.000 Try it again.

02:20:17.000 You're supposed to be crying.

02:20:18.000 Oh, wham, crying.

02:20:21.000 Gaby jokes.

02:20:22.000 Yes.

02:20:23.000 This is one of my favorite topics, female cops. 1.00

02:20:25.000 Ah.

02:20:27.000 We should have a bumper for that, no.

02:20:29.000 We should.

02:20:30.000 Question mark.

02:20:33.000 Now, this is somewhere in Europe where they got migrants who come from shithole countries, and their culture is shitting on women and seeing women as second-class citizens. 1.00

02:20:41.000 So when the police are female, they just go, well, a dog is a cop. 0.74

02:20:46.000 Actually, they're probably more scared of dogs, canine units than they are of women. 0.99

02:20:51.000 So I think what this woman has done is just given up. 0.85

02:20:54.000 She's accepted that female cops, she feels the same way about female cops that we do. 1.00

02:20:59.000 And I was talking to a cop about this yesterday.

02:21:02.000 Even when they're good, like even Rhonda Rousey, if she was a cop and she could fight, it's still a shitty mix.

02:21:09.000 They're trying to prove themselves.

02:21:12.000 They get more aggro because they don't want to look weak.

02:21:14.000 They don't want you to have to call in for support, enforcement or whatever, every time they do a job.

02:21:22.000 The guys don't respect them.

02:21:24.000 They might feel disrespected if they get arrested by a woman, so it ramps shit up.

02:21:27.000 There's also, and this is true of female soldiers, where because of chivalry, which is in our DNA, you want to sort of get out ahead of it and protect the girl. 1.00

02:21:36.000 So if she starts ramping things up and escalating the situation, then you get more violent.

02:21:41.000 There's a hundred reasons why women should not be beat cops. 1.00

02:21:44.000 They can be back at the station by all means.

02:21:46.000 But this is just a beautiful example of it.

02:21:52.000 So I think he spat on them.

02:21:54.000 There's some pepper spray.

02:21:58.000 He's really scooching it in there.

02:21:59.000 So this guy decides he's going to fight the cop, as one does when one's from Libya. 1.00

02:22:06.000 Look at her.

02:22:08.000 Is she calling in for reinforcements?

02:22:12.000 So he's wiping his eyes.

02:22:15.000 He doesn't mind being pepper sprayed.

02:22:17.000 Then this guy starts fighting.

02:22:18.000 And by the way, when people see cops throwing hands and punching in the face, that's a normal police procedure.

02:22:23.000 It's a great way to subdue a perp.

02:22:27.000 People don't seem to get that.

02:22:28.000 They think cops punching is...

02:22:30.000 Is that the whole thing?

02:22:32.000 Yes.

02:22:33.000 Okay, I was focusing on him too much.

02:22:35.000 Let's re-watch that and look at her. 1.00

02:22:37.000 Yeah, you're allowed to punch.

02:22:38.000 It's perfectly normal.

02:22:43.000 That looks like a spit to me.

02:22:46.000 Okay, keep your eye on her this time.

02:22:49.000 Wandering away?

02:22:51.000 Look at her.

02:22:52.000 Now she's not even looking.

02:22:53.000 Is she talking to the people on the balcony?

02:22:57.000 She's acting like a bored girlfriend. 1.00

02:22:59.000 Maybe she is. 0.93

02:23:01.000 Look at her now.

02:23:02.000 She's not even pursuing the guy.

02:23:04.000 She's just staying out of the way. 0.99

02:23:06.000 This is pathetic.

02:23:08.000 Pathetic.

02:23:10.000 Look at that.

02:23:11.000 This affirmative action is ruining the West. 1.00

02:23:14.000 Look at her.

02:23:16.000 I mean, I know they're useless, but could you at least grab an arm?

02:23:20.000 Look, he's free to go.

02:23:22.000 That guy's running away.

02:23:26.000 Anyway, I know I say that we got to fight, but it gets frustrating when everything is against us.

02:23:32.000 Especially if you're a white male.

02:23:35.000 My friend Robbie just sent me a message that is quite astute.

02:23:38.000 He said, boats are safe in the harbor, but boats aren't made for that.

02:23:45.000 You're not made for safety.

02:23:47.000 You're made for danger.

02:23:48.000 You're made for trouble.

02:23:50.000 I don't want you to go bankrupt.

02:23:51.000 I don't want you to lose your family.

02:23:53.000 I don't want you to go to prison.

02:23:54.000 But right up to that, you should be getting involved.

02:23:58.000 You should be getting in trouble.

02:24:00.000 You should be making mistakes.

02:24:03.000 You should be failing.

02:24:04.000 That's what being alive is about.

02:24:06.000 Winning, you don't need lessons to win.

02:24:08.000 You need to practice losing.

02:24:10.000 You need to make mistakes.

02:24:12.000 Get fired.

02:24:13.000 Get in trouble.

02:24:14.000 Be brave.

02:24:15.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 19, 2021

S03E75 - NOT WOKE ENOUGH!

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