Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 23, 2021


S03E77 - FUCK THE USA


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2 hours and 5 minutes

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21,497

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In this episode, the boys talk about their favorite albums from the 80s and early 90s, and the things they hate about America. They also talk about the MLB World Series and Little Leagues, and what makes them sick as a punker.

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00:00:39.000 That was Dupello Chainsex, a punk psychabilly jazz rock ska band from the early 80s.
00:00:50.000 This is back, I bought that record back when we didn't have, you weren't allowed to listen to records before you bought them.
00:00:57.000 So you just look at the album and go, this looks like punk.
00:01:02.000 I'm going to spend my $14.99 on it.
00:01:04.000 And you ended up with some real shit.
00:01:07.000 Like a lot of industrial.
00:01:11.000 Meatbeat Manifesto, I ended up with because the cover looked cool.
00:01:16.000 A band called Scraping Fetus Off the Wheel, I ended up with because the band sounded cool.
00:01:22.000 The Revolting Cocks and their albums, their single, Steers, Beers, and Queers. 0.75
00:01:31.000 Shitty, industrial sucks.
00:01:34.000 And if you like it, you suck.
00:01:37.000 Unless, of course, you're what's his name?
00:01:39.000 Who's our guy?
00:01:41.000 Made over.
00:01:42.000 Made over.
00:01:44.000 So he seems to be back.
00:01:45.000 He's not in his trailer anymore.
00:01:50.000 Gavin, or should I call you Gav?
00:01:51.000 Oh?
00:01:54.000 He's awesome.
00:01:55.000 Yeah, he likes industrial.
00:02:01.000 That's the band.
00:02:02.000 I was talking about the album covers.
00:02:04.000 Yeah, that'd be great.
00:02:06.000 Oh, ooh.
00:02:07.000 Texas is a place.
00:02:12.000 See what I mean?
00:02:13.000 So you just get these albums and go, this looks punky.
00:02:16.000 And it's fucking industrial.
00:02:17.000 But Tapella Chain Sex had a cool album cover.
00:02:22.000 They were a strange hodgepodge of random musicians that used to play LA bars in the early 80s.
00:02:28.000 The singer was a British guy who was just...
00:02:31.000 There, there it is, top left.
00:02:32.000 That's the album.
00:02:33.000 I bought that because it said, what's the difference?
00:02:36.000 And it had Hitler and Reagan. 0.58
00:02:37.000 We all hated Reagan when we were teens because you're supposed to.
00:02:41.000 And punks are about conforming, and that's what you did.
00:02:45.000 It's weird to have a little kid on the cover.
00:02:47.000 That's kind of gross.
00:02:48.000 Look, baseball, hot dogs, apple pie, Chevrolet.
00:02:50.000 You can stuff them all up your ass.
00:02:52.000 There was a commercial around at the time that said, baseball, hot dogs, apple pie, Chevrolet is these wonderful things.
00:02:57.000 But isn't it funny how we're listening to a British immigrant, an immigrate, come to LA? 0.97
00:03:02.000 He's in a band.
00:03:03.000 He's having a great time.
00:03:04.000 He's wearing jeans with the ass cut out.
00:03:05.000 That was his trademark.
00:03:06.000 He had a blue mohawk.
00:03:08.000 And he's singing about how much America sucks.
00:03:11.000 Not that dissimilar from Linton Quasi Johnson.
00:03:15.000 Oh, there it is.
00:03:23.000 That's funny.
00:03:25.000 So that, when we were teenagers, especially as Canadians, because Canadians aligned with Britain more than America, you're like, fuck America, man.
00:03:33.000 Fuck.
00:03:33.000 Go back to that.
00:03:34.000 This is what I fucking hate.
00:03:36.000 You know what I hate?
00:03:37.000 You know what makes me sick as a punker?
00:03:39.000 Stop.
00:03:40.000 A bunch of happy kids playing a baseball game together and learning about teamwork and competition and winning awards, winning trophies, and going to Cooperstown, the Baseball Hall of Fame for the World Series of Little League,
00:03:57.000 and parents hanging out and cheering on their kids, and the little kids who aren't part of the game playing with a soccer ball in the background.
00:04:04.000 I hate that.
00:04:08.000 Secondly, I hate a family getting together and having a nice picnic, enjoying the great outdoors with no TVs anywhere, just the radio on playing cool, I guess, 70s music and getting to know your kids, kids you haven't seen in a while because they've been playing and stuff and watching TV and now you're spending some call time with the family.
00:04:27.000 That's gay. 1.00
00:04:30.000 Wait, you're going too fast.
00:04:32.000 I hate the whole team getting together, combining the first two, I said.
00:04:38.000 So the baseball stuff at the beginning, the camping stuff, and then both baseball and camping combined, where I guess we're at a tournament, we couldn't get a motel, so we're going to stay intense for this tournament, get to know each other, get to know the other moms and dads, and the kids can play in the stream and then play baseball in the day.
00:04:55.000 That's for fags. 1.00
00:04:57.000 And diversity.
00:04:59.000 Black guy there.
00:05:00.000 Is he a black guy or is he just a badly lit guy? 1.00
00:05:03.000 No, he's black guy.
00:05:03.000 Like our fight yesterday where the guy changed races 12 times.
00:05:07.000 Okay, what else do we hate?
00:05:09.000 And of course, brand new, beautiful cars with nice square edges and incredible performance, real muscle to them, real beautifully crafted cars you could fix yourself if you were in trouble that are made in America.
00:05:23.000 Yuck.
00:05:25.000 At a friend's horse ranch, where if you're bored of riding the car around, you can go ride a horsey for a while because your friend's generous and he's rich.
00:05:32.000 Yuck.
00:05:33.000 Anything else you got that's going to make me barf?
00:05:36.000 Again, that's number three.
00:05:37.000 Oh, and a bunch of people who believe in Jesus Christ and devote their lives to God and to helping people.
00:05:43.000 People who accept Christ in their hearts with such unconditional love that they've devoted their entire lives to God, the man who created the guy, the thing that created the universe.
00:05:57.000 And what do they do with their time?
00:05:58.000 They try to impart that joy to other people.
00:06:01.000 Fuck them.
00:06:02.000 They can suck a dick. 1.00
00:06:03.000 What else you got?
00:06:04.000 What, wait.
00:06:06.000 Oh, some family that grows their own chickens, raises their own food, no additives, no preservatives, eats eggs, self-sufficient, loving family, not divorced with their kid.
00:06:19.000 Everyone helps out on the farm.
00:06:21.000 Fuck them.
00:06:23.000 Yuck.
00:06:24.000 And what else do we have?
00:06:25.000 That same shitbox of a fucking car that's not even good for the environment.
00:06:30.000 Taking the family, who's been, by the way, been camping and farming and churching and baseballing, all that stuff, right?
00:06:40.000 And then for fun, we've got a few bucks left over.
00:06:42.000 Let's go get you some cotton candy. 0.99
00:06:44.000 You can ride on the merry-go-round and we'll go on the tilt-a whirl.
00:06:48.000 That's so fucking lame.
00:06:51.000 Fuck America, man.
00:06:53.000 Oh, yeah.
00:06:53.000 And by the way, while we're shitting on America, fuck all the people who help clean our cars and help maintain them and help keep everything looking good and sweet and new and show respect for the things that we've procured that we work so hard for to have.
00:07:09.000 And also, this is obviously a younger man's car, so he's using it to court ladies.
00:07:13.000 So fuck courting ladies and getting married in the first place.
00:07:16.000 Fuck being young and rewarding yourself with something that you worked really hard for.
00:07:20.000 That's fucking lame.
00:07:23.000 You can stuff that up your ass.
00:07:25.000 What else can you stuff up your ass?
00:07:27.000 Oh, how about fucking old people coming to the game? 1.00
00:07:31.000 Grandparents supporting their grandchildren, driving their own American-made car, wearing a sun hat to avoid getting skin cancer, staying together forever.
00:07:40.000 One of them, her husband died.
00:07:42.000 They didn't get divorced.
00:07:44.000 Loving each other and being there not just to support the grandchildren and the children, but also being there to support each other as senior citizens.
00:07:56.000 That you could stuff up your ass.
00:07:58.000 What else do we got?
00:08:00.000 So much shit in this fucking commercial.
00:08:02.000 I'm so glad I told them all the fuck off when I was a 14-year-old punk rocker.
00:08:06.000 I wasn't falling for this bullshit.
00:08:09.000 I didn't buy it for one second because I'm smart and a rebel.
00:08:14.000 And this is all fucking lame America bullshit.
00:08:17.000 Look how lame that is with their trophy on their car that they bought with their hard-earned money, spending time with their families.
00:08:26.000 Ew.
00:08:29.000 Oh, and there we go.
00:08:30.000 Back to the self-sufficient farm where they grow organic produce to sell at the local market with no additives, maybe a bit of bug spray on some of the leaves to avoid the entire crop being decimated or the strawberry patch getting eaten by deer.
00:08:44.000 There's a few preservatives, a bit of pesticides on those.
00:08:48.000 Otherwise, there'd be no strawberry patches that year.
00:08:53.000 Fuck them.
00:08:54.000 Fuck their chickens. 1.00
00:08:55.000 Fuck that woman and her loving husband. 1.00
00:08:58.000 Fuck all those hot chicks having a great time playing baseball. 1.00
00:09:01.000 I should be careful.
00:09:02.000 I might be talking about 14 year olds.
00:09:04.000 It's hard to tell in the 70s who's illegally young.
00:09:08.000 They look, besides the Asian girl, they all look like 30. 1.00
00:09:13.000 But the Asian girl looks eight. 0.99
00:09:14.000 She could be eight or 80.
00:09:15.000 It's hard to tell with you people.
00:09:18.000 And yeah, when I was in high school, guys had mustaches.
00:09:23.000 Did you have any mustaches at your school?
00:09:25.000 I just remember the first kid that had a mustache.
00:09:28.000 It was in first grade, a Mexican kid.
00:09:30.000 First grade?
00:09:31.000 Whoa, dude.
00:09:32.000 First grade.
00:09:33.000 Yeah.
00:09:33.000 That's eight.
00:09:35.000 Dude, yeah.
00:09:37.000 It might have been, it might have been.
00:09:39.000 No, not kindergarten.
00:09:40.000 It was first grade.
00:09:41.000 Yep.
00:09:41.000 And it was a big deal.
00:09:43.000 Yeah, it is.
00:09:44.000 That should be in the Guinness Book of World Records.
00:09:48.000 Fuck them.
00:09:48.000 We already told them to fuck off in their beautiful house that's spotless.
00:09:52.000 Stop bringing in more American cars and showing us all this awesome shit that looks really fun and wholesome and healthy and good for everyone remotely involved, including the car wash guys. 1.00
00:10:01.000 God, what the hell were we talking about with punk rock?
00:10:07.000 I don't need to be middle class.
00:10:09.000 Why, so you can have a backyard and a pool and a car with a two-car garage.
00:10:15.000 Yeah.
00:10:16.000 That sounds great.
00:10:17.000 Maybe some jealousy there.
00:10:18.000 Could we watch Mets games from the pool?
00:10:20.000 Is there an outdoor TV involved?
00:10:23.000 Or even Crass, my old buddies who have since X'd me for being a terror spouse.
00:10:28.000 Let's listen to some of their lyrics.
00:10:29.000 Like they have this song, Red High Heels. 1.00
00:10:32.000 I've got 5-4-3-2-1.
00:10:34.000 I've got a red pair of high heels on.
00:10:36.000 It's this feminist anthem about how disgusting it is to see women as sex objects. 1.00
00:10:43.000 And she's like, thrash me hard. 1.00
00:10:49.000 Grab my wrists.
00:10:51.000 Promise not to fight.
00:10:52.000 Beat me with your fists. 0.58
00:10:53.000 Tease me.
00:10:53.000 Tease me.
00:10:54.000 I won't get away.
00:10:55.000 In my red high heels, I'm some easy prey.
00:10:57.000 I'll be your bonsai, your beautiful bonsai, your black-eyed bonsai, erotically rotting. 1.00
00:11:02.000 And as a 14-year-old, I was like, yeah, she's not your fucking little sex slave.
00:11:07.000 Now as a 50-year-old perv, I'm hearing the lyrics going, that is a sexy song.
00:11:12.000 Why aren't you looking it up?
00:11:13.000 I was going to play.
00:11:18.000 Oh, that's great.
00:11:19.000 I'm glad you weren't doing that.
00:11:22.000 So what is that again?
00:11:24.000 Red high heels, crass, lyrics. 1.00
00:11:28.000 It's meant to mock the way we see women as sex objects, but as an adult male, you listen to that song and you're like, this chick would be fucking fun to fuck. 1.00
00:11:38.000 Did you put in the word crass, Ryan, you genius?
00:11:41.000 Yeah.
00:11:43.000 Red high heels crass.
00:11:45.000 Don't do a funny accent if you can't do your job.
00:11:49.000 Burkatex bride. 0.98
00:11:51.000 Bada, oh, okay.
00:11:52.000 Burkatex bride. 0.98
00:11:53.000 Burkatex bride. 0.98
00:11:54.000 Oh, bada motel, maybe?
00:11:55.000 Bada motel, I believe.
00:11:57.000 Right repression high heel. 0.98
00:11:58.000 Yeah.
00:11:59.000 Bada motel.
00:12:01.000 I don't know what that is.
00:12:02.000 Swing bada, bada, bada hotel.
00:12:04.000 G Vaucher, she had these sexy red high heels that were like Spanish flamenco shoes, and I could tell they gave Penny Rimbeau a boner. 1.00
00:12:14.000 Penny Ramboner.
00:12:17.000 Jump ahead.
00:12:24.000 I'm yours, yes, I'm yours.
00:12:29.000 Push me hard.
00:12:30.000 Make me stagger.
00:12:47.000 That's pleasant.
00:13:03.000 Okay, you're mine.
00:13:05.000 Okay, here.
00:13:16.000 Okay, I don't want to slice your fresh.
00:13:17.000 I'm not Marilyn Manson.
00:13:22.000 Crash me crazy, I'll rise from the wreckage as fresh as a daisy.
00:13:31.000 That feminist anthem is a feminist boner. 1.00
00:13:36.000 Speaking of boners, I have a new dream girl I've been stalking as a simp. 0.99
00:13:41.000 1-1.
00:13:42.000 She's got a Kirstie Alley vibe, which is, I'm at my peak right now, but I'm going to be very fat soon.
00:13:50.000 You can tell by the hands.
00:13:53.000 Over the weekend, Chloe Kardashian posted a photo to Instagram, which was meant to promote the fact that her brand, Good American, is launching shoes.
00:14:02.000 Let's be honest, the photo showed everything but the shoes.
00:14:05.000 It was her.
00:14:07.000 You see what I mean?
00:14:07.000 Is that your cup of tea?
00:14:09.000 She's beautiful.
00:14:11.000 You know, she's got a bit of a gunt. 1.00
00:14:12.000 Oh, she's she's a bad person. 1.00
00:14:14.000 And that's going to get outrageous after three kids.
00:14:17.000 But don't have, don't marry her.
00:14:19.000 Wait, first of all, she is hater and dumper. 1.00
00:14:21.000 I mean, the balance there is hygiene.
00:14:23.000 As long as they're hygienic, it's just, you know.
00:14:25.000 Well, I would want to have her gastric bypass before we got married because this is perfect now.
00:14:31.000 Perfect body now.
00:14:32.000 Everything about her is perfect now.
00:14:34.000 And when she wears makeup, she's an absolute fucking raging 10. 1.00
00:14:39.000 And then when she doesn't, you're like, yep, we can work with this.
00:14:43.000 Click on her name.
00:14:45.000 Tea with Publicity, I think she's called. 1.00
00:14:48.000 But keep going down.
00:14:49.000 That's just her elbow.
00:14:50.000 Okay.
00:14:51.000 Wait, go up, go up.
00:14:52.000 That's no makeup.
00:14:54.000 Oh, wait, that's makeup.
00:14:57.000 No, but that is no makeup because I used to.
00:14:59.000 I used to love using filters on Instagram stories.
00:15:03.000 They made my nose smaller, my lips bigger, my eyes more fierce.
00:15:07.000 But when I didn't have one on, I started to not like my face anymore.
00:15:11.000 I felt like my nose was big.
00:15:12.000 My skin wasn't smooth.
00:15:14.000 I had dark circles under my eyes.
00:15:16.000 Do you see that?
00:15:16.000 No filter?
00:15:18.000 Smoke show.
00:15:18.000 So I decided to quit them altogether.
00:15:20.000 I've been filterless for a few months and have never found a lot of people.
00:15:24.000 Look at how hot she is. 1.00
00:15:28.000 You know what she reminds me of?
00:15:29.000 Is Kirstie Alley. 0.98
00:15:31.000 And Kirsty Alley did become a fat pig. 1.00
00:15:34.000 But wait, go back, go back.
00:15:35.000 Let's indulge ourselves more.
00:15:36.000 Let's simp out.
00:15:39.000 What was No Simp Sundays? 0.95
00:15:40.000 What was it?
00:15:41.000 You weren't allowed to be a simp for a while.
00:15:44.000 September.
00:15:46.000 Wait, look at that one.
00:15:48.000 She's got quite a range.
00:15:50.000 Like, she can be a supermodel, young Janice Dickinson, young Cindy Crawford at the Academy Awards.
00:15:56.000 And then she can just be like sweatpants, Netflix bender, like farts in bed. 1.00
00:16:02.000 But even in the latter category, you're still like, yes, Palazze. 0.86
00:16:10.000 She has a little plussees. 1.00
00:16:14.000 Plusicity.
00:16:15.000 But you can tell right there that her gunt is not like ridiculous.
00:16:21.000 Do you think she's Italian?
00:16:22.000 Jewish?
00:16:22.000 Italian Jewish?
00:16:24.000 That's not the best picture of her, but I'll still deal.
00:16:27.000 I don't know.
00:16:27.000 She reminds me of Eastbound and Down's girlfriend.
00:16:31.000 Remember that chick? 1.00
00:16:32.000 Oh my God, I was in love with her.
00:16:34.000 She was Benanskers.
00:16:35.000 I had a thing from Megan Mulali once.
00:16:37.000 She got real fat, too.
00:16:39.000 Maybe I'm attracted to women who are ticking fat cuss. 1.00
00:16:43.000 They're on the cusp.
00:16:43.000 On the cusp.
00:16:44.000 No, remember, you saw her tits in that show, Eastbound and Down, but they weren't her tits. 1.00
00:16:48.000 No.
00:16:49.000 That woman, if you look at young her, she used to be like a, what's that? 1.00
00:16:54.000 Maxim.
00:16:55.000 She was like a maxim model. 0.62
00:16:57.000 She was insanely hot. 1.00
00:16:58.000 I didn't want her then.
00:16:59.000 And I don't really want her now.
00:17:00.000 Now she has a sitcom where she's a housewife. 1.00
00:17:02.000 Katie Mixon.
00:17:04.000 Yeah.
00:17:05.000 Yeah, she's in my top ones.
00:17:07.000 That one we just showed, publicity, she's like you see a bunch of other girls and people go, so what do you're waiting? 0.77
00:17:14.000 You're back with what's her name?
00:17:16.000 Publicity.
00:17:17.000 So go up.
00:17:18.000 What's her actual name?
00:17:20.000 It doesn't say.
00:17:22.000 But people go, wait, you're back with publicity?
00:17:26.000 And I'm like, yeah, we're happy together.
00:17:29.000 I thought you were dating that supermodel. 1.00
00:17:31.000 Yeah, she was boring. 1.00
00:17:32.000 Not that I would be dating supermodels, but you know what I mean?
00:17:35.000 Look at her there. 0.98
00:17:36.000 Like, that's a wife. 1.00
00:17:38.000 You just got to say, please don't get gigantic.
00:17:43.000 And then if she does, you went, oh, well, I said please.
00:17:46.000 I'll live.
00:17:48.000 Uh-oh, she's getting kind of big there.
00:17:49.000 Let me see the other one.
00:17:51.000 We're drifting into the arena of the unskinny.
00:17:58.000 Oh, that looks pretty good.
00:18:00.000 We can work with that.
00:18:01.000 There's always some trickery afoot.
00:18:03.000 Yeah.
00:18:06.000 But yeah, yeah, she's a beautiful gal. 1.00
00:18:08.000 Megan Mulali, I don't know why. 0.63
00:18:10.000 Ew, you like her?
00:18:11.000 You know who she's married to is Nick Offernan.
00:18:14.000 I know.
00:18:15.000 Yeah, Nick Manny.
00:18:16.000 I think he's gay. 1.00
00:18:17.000 I think he's a feminist. 1.00
00:18:19.000 She's a huge fag superstar, like the new Liza Minelli. 1.00
00:18:23.000 And they don't have kids.
00:18:25.000 And when he does his stand-up, he talks about how lucky he is to have her and what a gift she is and how beautiful she is.
00:18:31.000 And you're like, well, she's a six. 0.89
00:18:33.000 I'm sure she's very nice, sir.
00:18:35.000 But you wear a pussy hat, you're a faggot. 1.00
00:18:38.000 In the best possible way, don't get me wrong.
00:18:41.000 Now, this is a woman. 0.79
00:18:42.000 Although the chin's a little much.
00:18:44.000 Do eastbound and down with her.
00:18:47.000 I want to go eastbound and down with her.
00:18:50.000 Eastbound and down.
00:18:51.000 I'm doomed to domeed doo-doo.
00:18:52.000 Let's see.
00:18:53.000 What are you doing?
00:18:56.000 Oh, God, you're slow.
00:18:57.000 This is torture.
00:18:58.000 I forgot she does other shit, so when I clicked videos, I was like, it's just going to be eastbound and down.
00:19:03.000 Let's see.
00:19:03.000 What's a good scene?
00:19:04.000 Oh, here we go.
00:19:06.000 Make I love you, Kenny.
00:19:10.000 April.
00:19:10.000 I will watch this again.
00:19:14.000 You know, I don't have to leave right here.
00:19:17.000 Her voice.
00:19:18.000 Yeah, her little squeaky voice. 0.99
00:19:19.000 There's this little squeaky southern voice.
00:19:24.000 I'm going to show you my kids, Kenny.
00:19:26.000 Kind of like Mexico itself.
00:19:29.000 Okay.
00:19:32.000 That man's planning.
00:19:33.000 Letters.
00:19:34.000 Just meet there.
00:19:34.000 I'll meet you there.
00:19:35.000 Meet there.
00:19:36.000 Okay.
00:19:37.000 I'll meet you there.
00:19:39.000 Okay, I need my boys to marry Southern Bells. 1.00
00:19:42.000 That just is a mandatory thing.
00:19:44.000 They are not marrying one of these loud fucking Nancy Sponge and New Yorkers. 1.00
00:19:50.000 If we haven't moved to the South, well, we're going to move to the South.
00:19:52.000 Within the year, we'll be in Georgia or eastern fucking Tennessee.
00:19:57.000 Literally anywhere.
00:19:57.000 But if, say, hypothetically, we weren't, I would drive my kids, my sons, down there when they were ready.
00:20:04.000 Like when they started dating.
00:20:06.000 I'd be like, we're going to the south.
00:20:07.000 I need you to be with what we just saw.
00:20:09.000 I'll meet you there.
00:20:12.000 I'll bring the sandwiches.
00:20:16.000 We'll get to the paper in a sec.
00:20:19.000 Book of the Dise.
00:20:23.000 I don't like reading fiction.
00:20:26.000 But David Sederis writes in a fictional way about nonfiction stuff.
00:20:31.000 So you get this sort of, like with other serious nonfiction books, I always have to have a pen and I'm writing notes down the side and have to Google up Google studies and stuff like that.
00:20:39.000 It's kind of homework.
00:20:41.000 And sometimes you want to just relax, right?
00:20:43.000 But I feel weird reading fiction.
00:20:45.000 I feel like I'm in someone else's imagination.
00:20:47.000 It just feels wrong.
00:20:48.000 David Sederis, you don't need a pen when you read this.
00:20:51.000 For example, Calypso comes from, he lives, he's from North Carolina, and he has a place there, a sort of oceanfront summer house that they all go to, the whole family.
00:21:04.000 And he falls in love with this snapping turtle that has a tumor on its head and is missing a leg, I believe.
00:21:09.000 He wants to feed it his own tumor, David does, because he had a strange tumor, benign tumor.
00:21:15.000 And then he goes to feed the turtle when he finally gets his tumor.
00:21:18.000 The turtle was gone.
00:21:19.000 It was hibernating.
00:21:20.000 But he realizes that the local kids go, oh, are you looking for Godzilla?
00:21:24.000 And he goes, what, you know that turtle?
00:21:25.000 And they go, yeah, we feed him every day.
00:21:27.000 And he said he was mortified to discover that other people had a relationship with his turtle.
00:21:32.000 And it's like when you're friends with a stray cat that you feed and then you find out other people not only feed it, but they have a name for it.
00:21:37.000 And they call him Calypso.
00:21:41.000 Wow.
00:21:42.000 It's pretty rare that you laugh out loud reading books.
00:21:46.000 But David Sederis is one of those guys.
00:21:48.000 I mean, he'd probably have a seizure if you found out that I read him and love him.
00:21:54.000 But like, listen to this.
00:21:57.000 He's talking about what I just told you.
00:22:00.000 I won't say that the hibernating turtle ruined my Thanksgiving.
00:22:04.000 He did make it feel rather anticlimactic, though I'm not sure why.
00:22:08.000 If you were to throw a lipoma, that's the tumor that he just had removed that he had in a Tupperware container, to a dog, he'd swallow it in a single bite, then get that very particular look on his face that translates to, fuck, was that a tumor?
00:22:26.000 That made me laugh out loud.
00:22:27.000 I butchered it, but you get it.
00:22:30.000 That's so true.
00:22:30.000 You know that if you fed a dog a tumor, it would be like...
00:22:37.000 He's a little midget, is he? 1.00
00:22:40.000 Kevin Nealon's also a big man.
00:22:41.000 And people would just do that.
00:22:43.000 Kevin Nealon is a big man.
00:22:45.000 There's another great line.
00:22:45.000 I think it's in Me Talk Pretty One Day or Naked or something where he's hitchhiking and some guy tries to grab his dick.
00:22:51.000 So he jumps out of a moving car and goes rolling into a ditch and he's covered in dirt and grass.
00:22:55.000 And he goes, and you haven't heard his lisp the whole book, right?
00:22:58.000 Because it's a book.
00:22:59.000 But you can tell he's gay and he probably talks like that. 0.83
00:23:01.000 You can just tell he talks like what you just saw before you hear him talk.
00:23:05.000 And it's a bunch of college kids and he jumps out and he goes, oh my God, I was just hitchhiking and this guy grabbed my leg and I almost died and I jumped out of the car.
00:23:12.000 And one of them, the driver, looks over and he goes, are you perchance a faggot? 1.00
00:23:17.000 And then he said, everyone in the car started laughing.
00:23:23.000 That's an interesting thing to wear.
00:23:25.000 It's Amy Sederis' brother.
00:23:27.000 You know Amy Sederis, Jerry Blank from Strangest with Candy.
00:23:30.000 That's right.
00:23:31.000 Very funny Greek family.
00:23:32.000 What's she been doing?
00:23:33.000 North Carolina.
00:23:35.000 What has she been doing?
00:23:36.000 This is quite an ensemble you've put together.
00:23:39.000 Did you put this together?
00:23:40.000 I put it together because the jacket didn't come with the Colotts.
00:23:43.000 Uh-huh.
00:23:44.000 Or the knee socks.
00:23:46.000 Hey, keep going.
00:23:47.000 But it's not actually the strangest part of it.
00:23:50.000 You can't really see it.
00:23:52.000 My sister Amy, you know, she's an actress.
00:23:54.000 She told me that on those award shows, everyone is held together with tape and like girding.
00:24:04.000 And so I watched a little bit of the Academy Awards and I thought, I wonder if the men are wearing things too.
00:24:09.000 Then yesterday I found out they made spanks for men. 1.00
00:24:12.000 I went and bought some.
00:24:13.000 I'm wearing them right now.
00:24:15.000 And I went to the store and it's like a t-shirt for a baby.
00:24:19.000 That's what it looks like.
00:24:21.000 And I'm wearing it and I couldn't really button this jacket before.
00:24:25.000 It's fantastic.
00:24:26.000 It's really something, isn't it?
00:24:28.000 It's a substitute for fitness.
00:24:30.000 Yeah.
00:24:31.000 He's been dating his husband for, I think, 20, 30 years or something.
00:24:35.000 Anyway.
00:24:37.000 Now we have to look up Strangers with Candy Jelly Neck Pot.
00:24:44.000 He sits there and he goes, guys, if you want, it's Paul Donello, who was a co-writer on the show.
00:24:48.000 He says, if you want to keep smoking pot, go ahead.
00:24:51.000 Just be prepared to laugh your head off with your friends.
00:24:55.000 I just fuck, I'm ruining jokes today.
00:24:58.000 This top one?
00:24:59.000 Yeah.
00:25:00.000 I had just started this job and my plugs weren't taking.
00:25:04.000 My parents were brutally murdered and I was fat.
00:25:08.000 So I turned to pot, hoping it would solve my problems.
00:25:11.000 But you know something?
00:25:12.000 The only thing it fixed was my life.
00:25:15.000 Look.
00:25:17.000 The thing is, if you still want to smoke pot, then be prepared to spend a lot of time laughing with your friends.
00:25:27.000 That's great.
00:25:28.000 I saw him once at a party and I was starstruck because I was enjoying the show at the time.
00:25:33.000 And I said the gayest thing I've ever said.
00:25:34.000 I've told you this a hundred times.
00:25:35.000 People always put it in the voicemail.
00:25:37.000 I mean, in the mailbag.
00:25:39.000 I had my drink and I was with my girlfriend who's now my wife.
00:25:42.000 And I went, and he looks over at me.
00:25:44.000 He's like, why is that fucking weirdo staring at me?
00:25:45.000 And I went, kudos, jelly neck. 0.70
00:25:49.000 And he just went, eh, what the fuck was that?
00:25:52.000 Him and David Cross would try to slip the word bitch in when they were ordering food. 1.00
00:25:58.000 So she'd be like, can I help y'all?
00:26:00.000 And they go, yeah, bitch, I'd like to get the. 1.00
00:26:02.000 Do we have pancakes?
00:26:03.000 Now, the pancakes are still going.
00:26:05.000 Okay, thanks, bitch. 1.00
00:26:06.000 There's also the.
00:26:06.000 What did you just say?
00:26:10.000 I discovered a new comedian in the car.
00:26:12.000 She was in The Mandalorian.
00:26:15.000 Boss Babylon. 0.88
00:26:16.000 Oh, yeah, everyone knows that.
00:26:17.000 She looked after Baby Yoda.
00:26:21.000 You don't know anything about that.
00:26:22.000 That was for family.
00:26:24.000 Yep, so she's doing stuff.
00:26:26.000 She's a busy gal. 1.00
00:26:28.000 She's in.
00:26:29.000 Like, she's deep in Hollywood.
00:26:31.000 She's never said anything political.
00:26:32.000 Her and David are not political per se.
00:26:34.000 He's pro don't kill gays, but that's about it for obvious reasons. 1.00
00:26:38.000 But you get to a level.
00:26:41.000 It's like rap or anything.
00:26:42.000 When you've been around for like 30 years, you're in.
00:26:47.000 Don't fuck a kid. 0.70
00:26:48.000 Don't say Jews are the cause of every world war.
00:26:52.000 Don't be caught shaving your head on meth, and you're good.
00:26:57.000 You're employed.
00:26:59.000 But this guy, Nick Nemiroff.
00:27:02.000 Oh, I didn't number it.
00:27:04.000 You know, funny comedians are rare.
00:27:06.000 This guy's some Torontonian Jew who does the understated thing, which is hard to pull off, but it's really good. 0.92
00:27:14.000 He's my new fave.
00:27:16.000 What's up, guys?
00:27:19.000 Like Conan said, my name is Nick Nemiroff, and like most people my age, I am 28.
00:27:31.000 Thank you.
00:27:34.000 Thank you so, so much.
00:27:36.000 Anyway, I won't ruin it by sitting here watching.
00:27:38.000 You should check him out, Nick Nemiroff.
00:27:39.000 He had a great bit where he goes, Hitler was a grammar Nazi. 0.92
00:27:43.000 And he goes, he killed my grammar.
00:27:46.000 No, but seriously, also, besides that, he did a lot like he killed my gramper, too.
00:27:56.000 Speaking of which, Patrice, so Bill Burr put out this documentary about Patrice O'Neill.
00:28:04.000 Patrice O'Neill was one of the awesomest dude that ever was.
00:28:09.000 I didn't know him, but I listened to him on Opium Anthony.
00:28:15.000 And Anthony and Patrice were such a perfect combination.
00:28:19.000 Is this the name of the doc?
00:28:21.000 This is the full doc.
00:28:22.000 Oh, shit.
00:28:23.000 Killing is easy.
00:28:24.000 What's it on?
00:28:25.000 Comedy Central.
00:28:27.000 They're on-demand thing.
00:28:29.000 You need to sign it with your provider.
00:28:31.000 But here's something few people know about Patrice.
00:28:33.000 He would sabotage his own career on a regular basis.
00:28:36.000 I worked with this guy, Michael Hirshhorn, who has a production company called Ish.
00:28:40.000 And they obviously appreciated Patrice's genius.
00:28:42.000 So they hired him and they said, let's do a show together.
00:28:45.000 At the pitch meeting where Comedy Central was about to sign the paper, Patrice goes, well, this guy's fired.
00:28:52.000 We want to get a new production company.
00:28:54.000 And Michael's like, what the fuck are you doing, Patrice?
00:28:57.000 Like, do that later.
00:28:58.000 And he goes, I don't want to work with him.
00:29:00.000 I want my own production company, Patrice Productions.
00:29:02.000 I don't have it yet, but I'm going to make it.
00:29:04.000 And so they go, all right, well, fuck you.
00:29:06.000 So Michael leaves the meeting, and then Comedy Central goes, we're not doing this show anymore.
00:29:11.000 You don't have a production company.
00:29:13.000 And he goes, well, I'm going to get one.
00:29:14.000 And then they go, well, we're not doing it.
00:29:16.000 And then he goes, well, fuck you.
00:29:18.000 And walks out.
00:29:18.000 Like, that could have been a whole new trajectory of his entire career.
00:29:22.000 Yeah, he was almost the father in Everybody Hates Chris.
00:29:26.000 And there's a great Opi and Anthony thing where he confronts him on that.
00:29:28.000 He's like, dude, you just didn't care.
00:29:31.000 You know, he was like, you need to care a little.
00:29:35.000 And he was like, yeah.
00:29:36.000 And he could have gotten his like, dude, we liked you more than the other guy, but he just tried harder.
00:29:40.000 Like, he just wanted to be a part, like he was doing the things.
00:29:43.000 And Patrice understood, you know, the business was that you have to be like, you know, outgoing and all this stuff.
00:29:49.000 And he just didn't want to play that game.
00:29:50.000 So he'd like sabotage.
00:29:51.000 That's bullshit.
00:29:52.000 You don't have to be outgoing.
00:29:54.000 You just have to show up on time.
00:29:55.000 You can stay in your trailer all you want.
00:29:57.000 Be friendly when you're up there.
00:29:58.000 That's it.
00:29:59.000 Acting is the easiest job on earth.
00:30:02.000 I think Patrice had a deep-seated sense of insecurity.
00:30:06.000 I know that sounds crazy.
00:30:07.000 Self-sabotage.
00:30:08.000 But he's self-sabotaged.
00:30:09.000 Maybe.
00:30:09.000 My dad taught me about that when I was a very young age.
00:30:12.000 I got an A in math or something on some test, and he goes, now the problem is you're expected to get A's in math from now on.
00:30:19.000 And this is, people are scared of A's.
00:30:21.000 People are scared of success, sometimes more than failure.
00:30:25.000 And it's taken me years and years to understand that concept.
00:30:29.000 But some people, you could give them the presidency and they'll just flush it down the toilet.
00:30:33.000 That's why I think you have these lottery winners who are generally losers.
00:30:37.000 If you're scratching off cards, I almost told a guy today, I almost leaned over and went, you're not going to win.
00:30:43.000 If you're constantly scratching off cards and playing the numbers, you're a loser.
00:30:46.000 Sorry.
00:30:47.000 And losers, they get $10 million and they go, I don't deserve this.
00:30:50.000 I'm not worthy of it.
00:30:51.000 And they're right.
00:30:53.000 So what do they do?
00:30:54.000 They flush it down the toilet.
00:30:56.000 They're all broke in a few years.
00:30:58.000 So I think Patrice, for all his genius, was didn't trust Patrice.
00:31:06.000 I think that's part of it, but a lot of it too is not, he didn't want to feel corny.
00:31:10.000 That keeps coming up, like not wanting to play along and be happy, like put on a smiley face for people.
00:31:17.000 You don't have to do that.
00:31:19.000 There's plenty of people who aren't corny.
00:31:21.000 His rant on Asians is fantastic. 1.00
00:31:25.000 He just talks about how they're robotic and they're just not nice.
00:31:30.000 And he goes on for like two hours about the reasons why.
00:31:33.000 And it doesn't come from like a hateful place.
00:31:34.000 He's like, I want to like you guys, but you give me no reasons to.
00:31:38.000 I really see him.
00:31:39.000 That's fantastic.
00:31:50.000 Just relax.
00:31:51.000 Yeah, just be you.
00:31:52.000 I couldn't be any more relaxed.
00:31:53.000 But this is what you do.
00:31:54.000 Beat him like this.
00:31:55.000 Breathe.
00:31:56.000 What a bad look that water is.
00:31:58.000 Yeah, but there's going to be a lot of casting directors watching. 1.00
00:32:01.000 Is Norton not there?
00:32:03.000 You're going to get a special out of this.
00:32:04.000 Yeah, who's that fella?
00:32:05.000 That fellow with the hat.
00:32:06.000 The fact that Kumi is not there.
00:32:08.000 Like, Kumi is the reason that Voss and Norton know him.
00:32:13.000 But you know why Kumi's not there?
00:32:16.000 So Bill Burr married a black woman.
00:32:19.000 I don't know why.
00:32:20.000 And I guess he's in love with her.
00:32:23.000 Some say he wants to get back at his dad.
00:32:24.000 Whatever.
00:32:25.000 I'm sure they're madly in love.
00:32:26.000 What the fuck am I talking about?
00:32:28.000 Bill Burr married a wonderful black woman.
00:32:30.000 But I guess what I'm saying is, I happen to know that she's a cunt. 1.00
00:32:34.000 So, and it confuses me that he would marry someone that's such a bitch. 0.99
00:32:39.000 And it's affecting his comedy.
00:32:41.000 His new thing is like white women and how white women don't have the right to complain, and white women are hijacking this black Lives Matter movement and complaining about their treatment. 0.62
00:32:52.000 But they were there benefiting from all the white stuff. 0.92
00:32:55.000 And I get that argument, and it can even be a funny bit, but it doesn't feel like it's from Bill's soul.
00:32:59.000 It feels like he's just parroting what his wife told him to say.
00:33:03.000 And anyway, so when they married, she's not the prettiest woman in the world, and there was a lot of backlash, and maybe it was a lot of racist shit from stupid asshole trolls directed towards Bill on Twitter and stuff.
00:33:17.000 Her beef with Anthony is that he didn't attack the trolls hard enough and get them to stop.
00:33:24.000 Like that wouldn't just make them more crazy and more eager to fucking diss. 0.98
00:33:29.000 So she insisted that Bill Burr can never do compound media, never do Anthony's show.
00:33:34.000 He has to ex Anthony.
00:33:36.000 Hey, he's buddies with Anthony.
00:33:37.000 Bill Burr was on Opie and Anthony a million times.
00:33:39.000 Something with the Patrice benefit, too?
00:33:41.000 Like that.
00:33:41.000 Yeah, he wasn't invited to the benefit.
00:33:43.000 That is messed up.
00:33:44.000 And these people all had a tertiary relationship with Patrice.
00:33:48.000 When you think of Patrice on the Opie and Anthony show, it's just Patrice and Anthony talking and everyone else laughing and Opie occasionally trying to get in there and making a fool of himself.
00:33:56.000 Like remember when Anthony and Patrice came with this concept of all sports is abolished and there's just one sport and the grounds is Ohio?
00:34:06.000 Yeah, yeah, like all teams, you take all professional athletes and they're on one side with one ball and all teams are on the other side of Ohio and they have to try to get the ball from one side and it's baseball, football, everything is combined into one giant game.
00:34:20.000 Yeah.
00:34:20.000 And I think the United States was New York, California, and Texas.
00:34:24.000 It was just a three-state country.
00:34:26.000 Oh, really?
00:34:27.000 Yeah.
00:34:28.000 And then as they're all dying laughing, Opie goes, what about slavery?
00:34:34.000 Almost like Martin Short in SCTV's Half Wits and just kills it.
00:34:38.000 So the Patrice documentary is perfect.
00:34:41.000 They summarized him.
00:34:43.000 They didn't get as deep as we just did with his insecurities and all that, but then we're intellectuals and we always peel the onion a little deeper.
00:34:49.000 Oh, is that it?
00:34:51.000 The Divided States, Russian Professor.
00:34:53.000 It's pretty.
00:34:53.000 Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:34:55.000 Wait.
00:34:55.000 It says Opi and Anthony, United States of Patrice, but I think that's a separate thing.
00:34:59.000 But it looks very similar.
00:35:00.000 That reminds me of this moving map that's going on.
00:35:04.000 Where did I put that?
00:35:08.000 I could search it.
00:35:08.000 There we go.
00:35:10.000 Got it.
00:35:12.000 What's this now?
00:35:13.000 Some awesome...
00:35:14.000 We've been talking about where to move.
00:35:16.000 And I said, I wish they had it all mapped out county by county.
00:35:20.000 They do.
00:35:21.000 And it looks...
00:35:23.000 I'm surprised how sort of Rust Belt Midwest the dark blue is because that's the only place we want to be.
00:35:29.000 And I'm surprised Florida is so light blue.
00:35:32.000 But you can see North Carolina, South Carolina, eastern Tennessee seems to be a great place.
00:35:38.000 In fact, the good news is I'm told that I wouldn't be welcome there because I'm from New York.
00:35:42.000 And I'm like, perfect.
00:35:44.000 That's what I'm looking for.
00:35:46.000 You saw a right-wing Gringa.
00:35:47.000 She had an Instagram post where somebody wrote on their car, go back to California.
00:35:51.000 And she was like, I'm okay with this.
00:35:53.000 That was funny.
00:35:54.000 I agree.
00:35:55.000 Yeah, my car will get vandalized.
00:35:57.000 I'll probably be in Tennessee.
00:35:58.000 My New York plates will get vandalized, and I'll just be like, God bless this town.
00:36:02.000 Like I was riding my motorcycle once over the Williamsburg Bridge and I had pink socks on.
00:36:07.000 And some Puerto Ricans are like, nice fucking socks, Faggot, out of their car. 1.00
00:36:11.000 And I was like, we have a lot in common.
00:36:13.000 This shit annoys me too.
00:36:15.000 Thanks.
00:36:16.000 People wear things that drive me nuts too.
00:36:18.000 I think we would be friends.
00:36:20.000 You would totally end the whole people feeling bad for you for being a Mets fan.
00:36:24.000 They just wouldn't like you for it, which is the appropriate reason.
00:36:26.000 Well, yeah.
00:36:27.000 My son's not wearing a Mets shirt on the first day at school.
00:36:30.000 He's wearing a fuck New York shirt.
00:36:33.000 1-9, Amy Siskin put out this map a long time ago because she's a cunt. 1.00
00:36:38.000 But we're at a point with the American divorce where the right and the left both agree.
00:36:44.000 So I thought this was funny.
00:36:45.000 The CEO of Gab put this out, and so did Amy Siskin.
00:36:48.000 You can click on it any day now.
00:36:50.000 Jesusland is the bottom with Alaska and California, New York, everywhere else.
00:36:57.000 Uh-oh, did Virginia get sucked up into the blue? 1.00
00:37:00.000 What's that little blue dip in the middle there? 0.93
00:37:04.000 Iowa?
00:37:05.000 I don't know.
00:37:07.000 I guess we should know that.
00:37:09.000 So now we have the right saying the same thing.
00:37:12.000 I don't want to be with you either.
00:37:14.000 Well, this is what I said.
00:37:15.000 I predicted this.
00:37:16.000 The great American divorce.
00:37:20.000 We have split.
00:37:23.000 All right, let's start the show.
00:37:24.000 Shall we?
00:37:25.000 Yes.
00:37:28.000 Cuomo.
00:37:29.000 That was Illinois, by the way.
00:37:30.000 It was Illinois.
00:37:32.000 Yeah, you're right.
00:37:33.000 They can have it.
00:37:34.000 Give it up, Gov. This is, I'm starting to think I'm magic.
00:37:38.000 Remember I told you I was at the boxing ring, I would imagine Cuomo's head to be the speed bag, and I would start going, ba-da-ba-da-da-ba-da-ba-ba-da-ba-ba, until it was just like, and then, me, it was a frequency, because I hate him so much.
00:37:51.000 I think I delivered energy to the cosmos that had him destroyed.
00:37:55.000 Now, he's never going to jail.
00:37:57.000 He's too deep state.
00:37:58.000 Don't get your hopes up with prison.
00:37:59.000 That's silly.
00:38:00.000 But what does he really care about?
00:38:02.000 He doesn't even care about prison.
00:38:03.000 I think he could make that into martyrdom.
00:38:05.000 What he cares about is his legacy and being loved by the left and hated by the right.
00:38:10.000 He's hated by the left.
00:38:11.000 Democrat calls for Cuomo to be impeached.
00:38:16.000 This is all you could ask for.
00:38:18.000 Do you understand?
00:38:19.000 Like, say you hated Vince Neal and Motley Crew.
00:38:22.000 Sending him to jail, no, what you want to do with Vince Neal is make him go bald.
00:38:26.000 And then he has a big Hulk Hogan bald spot, and he's ruined.
00:38:29.000 That's his thing.
00:38:30.000 He's Samson. 0.90
00:38:30.000 It's his hair. 0.90
00:38:31.000 What's Cuomo?
00:38:32.000 It's his legacy, how he's perceived.
00:38:35.000 That's why he wrote a book called Love Me.
00:38:37.000 I kicked ass.
00:38:40.000 And what's great about this is he was mocked.
00:38:43.000 We're a little late on this, but he was on SNL.
00:38:46.000 I think this is 1.7.
00:38:49.000 And Pete, what's his name, who neither of us like?
00:38:52.000 Pete Davidson.
00:38:54.000 Pete Davidson.
00:38:55.000 Uh-oh.
00:38:56.000 I got this.
00:38:56.000 Hold on one second.
00:38:57.000 Yeah, you always got this nail.
00:38:59.000 I got this.
00:38:59.000 You may want to just subscribe to the New York Times at some point.
00:39:02.000 On my own dime?
00:39:04.000 No, on my dime.
00:39:05.000 I can afford the $4 a month or whatever it is.
00:39:08.000 Dash recepts.
00:39:11.000 Is your awesome plan working?
00:39:13.000 What is it, 1.9 again?
00:39:15.000 It's 1.7.
00:39:17.000 Ha.
00:39:19.000 By the way, folks, Ryan is still trying to figure out if dinosaurs exist.
00:39:22.000 He's been working very hard.
00:39:24.000 There's no harm in not automatically believing in something.
00:39:28.000 He's doubting bones.
00:39:29.000 No, I'm looking at you.
00:39:30.000 The bones you see are a cast.
00:39:32.000 Everybody believes things without looking into it.
00:39:35.000 Not everybody, but a lot of people believe things.
00:39:37.000 Ryan, we've all been looking into dinosaurs since we were kids.
00:39:39.000 No, the fossils, we've never seen a real dinosaur fossil.
00:39:43.000 Those are not real fossils in the museums.
00:39:46.000 They are recreations, and only people that are qualified in the paleontological community are allowed to see the actual bones.
00:39:54.000 So are they lying?
00:39:55.000 No, I don't know.
00:39:56.000 Maybe.
00:39:57.000 Maybe lying.
00:39:59.000 What's their motive to lie?
00:40:00.000 I don't know.
00:40:01.000 What's their motive to tell you that cigarettes are good for you?
00:40:05.000 Or the food pyramid that we found out is false after.
00:40:08.000 I'm just saying it's the same people.
00:40:10.000 Same people.
00:40:11.000 What does that mean?
00:40:12.000 The same people.
00:40:13.000 So doctors from the 50s are the same as paleontologists?
00:40:17.000 Well, like museums used to kind of have the old traveling circus freak show type of inauthenticity to it.
00:40:25.000 So, I mean, and the people that were responsible for finding these things, they were trying to push evolution really hard and stuff like that.
00:40:33.000 But I'm still looking into it.
00:40:34.000 I don't know.
00:40:37.000 I think it's healthy to reassess.
00:40:39.000 Do I believe in Santa Claus?
00:40:41.000 I mean, dinosaurs.
00:40:43.000 And how's flat Earth coming?
00:40:44.000 Are you convinced the Earth is a sphere yet?
00:40:46.000 No, but it's...
00:40:47.000 Yeah, I am.
00:40:47.000 Of course.
00:40:48.000 But I mean, it's still very interesting to look into.
00:40:50.000 Because the flight pattern thing has always been very fun to look at.
00:40:53.000 Nobody lives on Antarctica.
00:40:54.000 That's fun.
00:40:55.000 Every time you see it, there's a wall of ice.
00:40:57.000 Why don't people fly?
00:40:58.000 It's freezing cold.
00:40:59.000 But they have...
00:41:00.000 Why can't you fly over it, though?
00:41:03.000 That is also interesting.
00:41:04.000 I'm not saying I believe in it, but these are things that are interesting.
00:41:09.000 Another thing, too, is like, you know, the flying and like if the Earth is spinning, it should take less time if you're going against the Earth's retina.
00:41:16.000 How long should it take?
00:41:18.000 Well, I was looking at this video, and obviously it's a YouTube video, and this is some dude who, you know, spends too much time doing this stuff.
00:41:26.000 But it's interesting to look at it and be like, huh.
00:41:29.000 But then the truth is that we're within the Earth's atmosphere, so that we move with the Earth.
00:41:34.000 But it's good to know that you're still learning stuff.
00:41:38.000 You're just learning with opposite bias.
00:41:40.000 No, you're not learning shit.
00:41:41.000 That's not true.
00:41:42.000 You're refuting retarded myths. 1.00
00:41:45.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:41:45.000 And that's confirming reality.
00:41:47.000 You know, when you investigate Santa, you're still learning.
00:41:50.000 Right?
00:41:51.000 No, because Santa's fictional.
00:41:53.000 Oh, okay.
00:41:54.000 I mean, and it's not a concept.
00:41:55.000 It's just a lie.
00:41:57.000 It's a lie.
00:41:58.000 Santa closes.
00:41:59.000 It's like dinosaurs.
00:41:59.000 It's a lie.
00:42:00.000 Dinosaurs, the spherical earth, Santa.
00:42:04.000 All right, look at this video.
00:42:05.000 This is relevant because it's mainstream lefty writers throwing Cuomo under the bus.
00:42:12.000 And that is his worst nightmare.
00:42:14.000 That's a picture, but obviously I wouldn't put it in the notes if it was just a picture.
00:42:21.000 And now, live from Las Vegas, it's Poops You Did It Again with your host, Brittany Spears.
00:42:31.000 Hey, y'all!
00:42:32.000 It's Brittany, bitch. 1.00
00:42:34.000 You all know me from my upbeat Instagram videos and the word conservatorship.
00:42:40.000 Basically, I'm not.
00:42:41.000 She's so terrible.
00:42:41.000 She's so awkward.
00:42:44.000 They were afraid to ask her to stuff her bra.
00:42:46.000 Who, that actress? 1.00
00:42:47.000 Yeah.
00:42:48.000 Britney's got bigger tits. 1.00
00:42:50.000 And they would never, in this climate, ask her.
00:42:54.000 Can you please maybe stuff your bra a tiny bit or not?
00:42:56.000 Or not?
00:42:57.000 I don't care.
00:42:57.000 That's the firing.
00:42:58.000 Everybody was scared to bring it away.
00:43:00.000 I guarantee.
00:43:00.000 I don't recognize her.
00:43:01.000 I don't recognize her.
00:43:05.000 She clearly didn't stuff her tits. 1.00
00:43:06.000 No.
00:43:07.000 Because after the Free Brittany documentary came out, I'm receiving.
00:43:10.000 You're dressing up as someone with big tits. 1.00
00:43:12.000 Can she do Dolly Parton now? 1.00
00:43:14.000 That would be so distracting if she was Dolly Parton. 1.00
00:43:28.000 Okay, guys, let's welcome our first guest.
00:43:30.000 And while the music plays, I'm going to dance.
00:43:39.000 We broke down Texas Senator Ted Cruz.
00:43:42.000 That's ballet moves, by the way.
00:43:46.000 Titans are distractingly small.
00:43:48.000 Ted Cruz is not that fat.
00:43:51.000 That's the, you have hurt me today.
00:43:54.000 Okay, jump ahead.
00:43:55.000 We don't need to see Ted Cruz.
00:43:56.000 By the way, for the record, we haven't commented on this.
00:43:58.000 I don't really care, but that was a dumb move to go to Cancun.
00:44:02.000 I don't care.
00:44:02.000 He can't control the weather, but you've got to understand your job is 50% optics.
00:44:06.000 To go down with the ship.
00:44:07.000 You should have been like handing out water and stuff.
00:44:10.000 It's just a bad look, dummy.
00:44:12.000 You can send your family there, by all means.
00:44:14.000 But you're supposed to have a parka on and be like shoveling driveways, no matter how irrelevant that is.
00:44:19.000 Shovel one old lady's driveway and then give some other fucking bum smah chili. 1.00
00:44:24.000 I know that's irrelevant, but that's the game, dumbass.
00:44:27.000 You autistic homo. 1.00
00:44:35.000 Let's get this over with.
00:44:37.000 Looks like him, doesn't it?
00:44:38.000 Yeah, it's a good one.
00:44:39.000 I think they added jowls.
00:44:40.000 Yeah.
00:44:41.000 Is it because indoor dining is back in New York?
00:44:48.000 No, it's not.
00:44:50.000 They gotta give him like Klingon level forehead wrinkles, though. 0.90
00:45:01.000 He's terrible.
00:45:03.000 Some of the people who died in the nursing homes were not counted as nursing home deaths.
00:45:09.000 They were counted as hospital deaths.
00:45:11.000 Which is basically what happens at Disney World, okay?
00:45:14.000 The people die and they move the bodies.
00:45:17.000 They say, oh, I guess Brenda died in the parking lot, not on the teacups.
00:45:22.000 So, you know, we just did the Disney thing, all right?
00:45:24.000 So, what are we done here?
00:45:26.000 Governor, I like you.
00:45:27.000 You're from NYC, or as I call it, TRL.
00:45:31.000 But I don't...
00:45:32.000 but don't you think you ought to apologize?
00:45:38.000 Yeah.
00:45:38.000 I'm sorry, what was that?
00:45:40.000 I said I was sorry.
00:45:42.000 Okay, see, that wasn't so hard.
00:45:44.000 Get them both wiki.
00:45:45.000 This one I can't watch this in augustigated.
00:45:50.000 That bird bitch. 1.00
00:45:55.000 What did that bird bitch say about me? 1.00
00:45:56.000 I'm gonna bury him in the police grave this city has ever seen.
00:46:03.000 Regulators him so hard you think he's back in universal pre-K.
00:46:09.000 I'm sorry, okay?
00:46:10.000 I get a little angry now and then and always.
00:46:14.000 Hey, I get it.
00:46:15.000 You know, me and you, we're both kind of the same thing, you know?
00:46:19.000 We're both strong, misunderstood men.
00:46:21.000 Do not associate yourself with me.
00:46:24.000 Okay.
00:46:25.000 We are not.
00:46:26.000 I didn't watch that before.
00:46:27.000 I thought it could have been a little more insulting.
00:46:28.000 That's too bad.
00:46:29.000 But that'll do.
00:46:30.000 It wasn't bad.
00:46:30.000 That'll do.
00:46:32.000 Who?
00:46:33.000 My neighbor, his kid, is young and has three Cuomo stickers on his car.
00:46:37.000 Cuomo, Cuomo, Cuomo.
00:46:38.000 That's really what I want to know.
00:46:40.000 This is the one bad side of the divorce is you get curious about what your ex-wife thinks. 0.92
00:46:46.000 Like, do they still support him?
00:46:48.000 Are they like, yeah, there was, hey, there were 16,000 deaths.
00:46:51.000 He said 8,000.
00:46:53.000 The ship that came into the Chelsea Pier with the hospital beds was totally empty.
00:46:58.000 The Central Park pop-up hospital we made was totally empty.
00:47:02.000 And then we put all these people, killed all these old people, at least 8,000 more than we said we did. 1.00
00:47:07.000 How can you go, well, you know, people make mistakes?
00:47:11.000 I want to know.
00:47:12.000 Or how about this?
00:47:14.000 They're trying to shut down Fox News.
00:47:16.000 All their competitors are trying to say it's immoral and unethical because they peddle election conspiracies and that led to the storming of the Capitol.
00:47:25.000 And they also peddle vaccine conspiracies.
00:47:28.000 So that's going to make people not get the vaccine and kill us all.
00:47:31.000 So we have to get rid of not just Fox News, but OANN and Newsmax.
00:47:36.000 Now, Fox, I think, is allowing for this to happen a little bit because they like the idea of OANN and Newsmax going under because that's their new competition.
00:47:45.000 And the advertisers that Flee Fox are going to OANN and Newsmax.
00:47:49.000 So yeah, cigarette companies do this all the time.
00:47:52.000 Philip Morris will come up with some really stringent regulations that they push on their own selves.
00:47:59.000 But they know that in this hurricane, they've got a strong enough foundation they can take it.
00:48:03.000 And then American Spirit and all these smaller cigarettes will go flying into the wind.
00:48:07.000 But you got to understand, Fox, that you're next.
00:48:10.000 If Newsmax and OANN go, you're next.
00:48:14.000 So that's all a long way of saying, I want to know what the left thinks.
00:48:17.000 Like, hey, lefties, don't you think it's kind of weird that there's basically one mainstream non-left source, that's Fox News.
00:48:26.000 And then there's two little guys, Newsmax and OANN, and Blaze and other smaller ones, Daily Wire, whatever, censored.
00:48:34.000 And someone's trying to obliterate all of those.
00:48:36.000 So it'll just be your side.
00:48:39.000 That doesn't seem weird to you a little bit, no?
00:48:42.000 That's what I want to know.
00:48:44.000 Otherwise, I'm happy we're divorced.
00:48:45.000 Go fuck yourself.
00:48:46.000 All right, let's jump into some racism.
00:48:53.000 Let's talk about racism that was racist, guys.
00:49:02.000 The woke Coke ad parodies are still going strong.
00:49:05.000 Jack Bisobic had a bunch on his feet.
00:49:07.000 God, that guy's a busy bee.
00:49:08.000 I wonder if Ezra Levant regrets firing him from Rebel.
00:49:11.000 He had me, Lauren Southern, Jack Bisobic.
00:49:14.000 Have he still had all those guys?
00:49:16.000 Oh, he never had Elijah Schaefer.
00:49:18.000 We're going to have to let you go.
00:49:27.000 Remember this commercial?
00:49:29.000 That's a really good polar of Snowman.
00:49:31.000 Snowbear.
00:49:35.000 Snowbear.
00:49:51.000 I've got to just trade what's in the bottle with purple drank, and then that'll be a complete meme.
00:49:59.000 Where are we here?
00:50:00.000 With racism?
00:50:01.000 Yeah, go to 3-7.
00:50:03.000 You're not going to beat that, though.
00:50:04.000 The rest are just sort of funny memes that I'm sure you've seen, but we got to get them out here.
00:50:08.000 Be less white. 0.98
00:50:09.000 Acting black is cultural appropriation. 0.91
00:50:12.000 Hmm.
00:50:14.000 Just be nothing.
00:50:16.000 That's what I think.
00:50:17.000 This is really about.
00:50:18.000 I used to not talk about white genocide and all this shit, and it was sort of stuffed down my throat, but now I'm starting to see it. 0.78
00:50:25.000 Now it's trying to look unusual.
00:50:27.000 You know what's ironic about Coke being so woke?
00:50:30.000 They used to have cocaine in their Coke, hence the name.
00:50:36.000 And cocaine was made illegal shortly after because the government decided that blacks get a little too kooky on cocaine, and it makes them more likely to commit crimes. 0.92
00:50:45.000 So Coca-Cola said, all right, fine, we'll take the cocaine out.
00:50:48.000 We don't want blacks going crazy. 1.00
00:50:50.000 And now cut to 100 years later, and they're like, I don't like white people. 0.90
00:50:56.000 What do you got there?
00:50:56.000 Racism is always bad.
00:50:58.000 Fuck white people.
00:51:00.000 They can't be pro-China after what China wants to do to your Coke. 0.76
00:51:04.000 Actually, there was a bunch of Coca-Cola containers that were discovered with urine in them.
00:51:10.000 Yes.
00:51:11.000 So someone Chinese did play joke. 0.99
00:51:13.000 Are you kidding?
00:51:14.000 And they did know.
00:51:15.000 They did go pee-pee in someone's coke.
00:51:18.000 Look up like Coca-Cola containers discovered urine.
00:51:23.000 I can't wait.
00:51:25.000 That was back when Sarah Silverman was funny.
00:51:27.000 Remember she gotten shit for saying something bad about Asians?
00:51:30.000 And then she was forced to apologize to the head of the American Asian Committee on, I can't remember what it was, Conan or Kimmel or something.
00:51:36.000 And she said, during that commercial break, I want everyone to know that this guy thought he was being funny and he went peepee in my Coke.
00:51:46.000 You don't see that in the news?
00:51:49.000 Did you click news?
00:51:51.000 Well, yeah, and then there's, no, but there's another one where, is it recent?
00:51:55.000 Yes.
00:51:56.000 There's the Hello Fresh one.
00:51:58.000 Is that it?
00:51:59.000 Yeah, they delivered somebody bottle full of urine.
00:52:02.000 Someone was Chinese, someone played a joke, and they went peepee in your Coke. 1.00
00:52:07.000 Typical.
00:52:08.000 What are we going to do?
00:52:09.000 Get mad at birds for flying too?
00:52:12.000 They have a song.
00:52:13.000 Wait, go up.
00:52:15.000 Is it crystallized?
00:52:17.000 I'll keep it simple.
00:52:18.000 I ever see someone's bottled-up piss as part of my order.
00:52:20.000 Look forward to your response.
00:52:20.000 Click on the picture or that is the picture.
00:52:23.000 What is that?
00:52:23.000 It's just the way the lights are flicking.
00:52:24.000 It's cloudy.
00:52:25.000 Oh, it's just the reflection of the hardwood, yeah.
00:52:28.000 Yummy.
00:52:31.000 Another update on the black on Asian violence.
00:52:33.000 So yesterday we were saying, just like talking about your ex-wife and what do they think, we go, do they know that black people are beating them up?
00:52:42.000 And today we learn, yes.
00:52:45.000 They do, but they still call it white supremacy.
00:52:48.000 Click on the next one.
00:52:52.000 Do not be mistaken.
00:52:54.000 We can and must fight anti-Asian racism without being anti-black or pro-police.
00:53:02.000 BIPOC solidarity is the only way we can target the root cause of these attacks.
00:53:06.000 White supremacy.
00:53:09.000 So don't blame the perpetrator and don't thank the people who save the Asians from the perpetrators.
00:53:16.000 Got it.
00:53:17.000 I mean, I'm fucking losing my mind here.
00:53:20.000 So when all this happened, we were talking about it yesterday.
00:53:22.000 I went, all right, I guess they don't realize that the perp was black who killed that Asian guy or all of them are black.
00:53:27.000 You're looking at a race war.
00:53:28.000 It's black on Asians. 1.00
00:53:30.000 I guess they don't know it's whites.
00:53:32.000 No, they do.
00:53:32.000 I mean, sorry, they don't know it's blacks.
00:53:34.000 They do know it's blacks. 0.99
00:53:35.000 They're still calling it white supremacy.
00:53:38.000 What?
00:53:40.000 And here's the craziest part.
00:53:41.000 That's why they were chosen as victims.
00:53:44.000 Because the perps know they won't get blamed.
00:53:47.000 They know that the blame will be shifted somehow.
00:53:50.000 So they're doing exactly what they were told.
00:53:55.000 How fucking mental.
00:53:56.000 What's that?
00:53:56.000 Say that again.
00:54:00.000 All right, let's jump into a giant gene green screen, giant gene screen I've been wanting to do for a while here where Candace Owens sits down with, what's her name? 1.00
00:54:12.000 His name is Walter Newsome?
00:54:14.000 Yeah, Walter Newsome.
00:54:16.000 She sits down with Walter Newsome.
00:54:18.000 You'll see what I mean by that in a second.
00:54:20.000 And they talk about systemic racism.
00:54:22.000 That'll be the end of our discussion on systemic racism.
00:54:31.000 Okay, this is a segment from the Candace Owens show that's on Prager U. Prager's not a real university.
00:54:39.000 They're lying.
00:54:40.000 It's a lie.
00:54:41.000 Same with Trump University.
00:54:43.000 And of course, same with Bounce You, where you take your kids for birthday presents, parties.
00:54:50.000 That when they leave there, I think sometimes they even get a certificate.
00:54:53.000 That's not a real degree.
00:54:55.000 They've just been bouncing up and down for a couple hours and eating shitty pizza.
00:54:59.000 All right, so this is her with a guy named Hawk, what the hell is his name?
00:55:04.000 Hawk Newsome from Black Lives Matter, a brother from the Bronx.
00:55:08.000 And she's from, I think, Connecticut, a much more white part of town.
00:55:12.000 And they're both talking about systemic racism.
00:55:15.000 Does it exist?
00:55:17.000 Obviously, Hawk says yes, and Candace says no. 0.51
00:55:21.000 Here's what I disagree with you on.
00:55:23.000 I actually, because I've done so much studying the numbers, I disagree with the idea that there's police brutality that is disproportionately affecting black Americans.
00:55:30.000 I don't disagree with you on the fact that black Americans are disproportionately being locked up.
00:55:36.000 What I disagree with you on is the reason why.
00:55:38.000 It's nothing to do with, in my opinion, because we're black.
00:55:42.000 There's no sentence that you get 20 years because you're black, but there is economic privilege in this country.
00:55:47.000 And if you're rich and you can get a great lawyer and you can get off, then great.
00:55:51.000 I've had girls had their, like white friends of mine had their entire DUI go away because their dad paid the judge $25,000. 0.82
00:55:58.000 It's not because she was white.
00:55:59.000 It was because her dad had $25,000 to pay to a judge.
00:56:02.000 Money doesn't take color.
00:56:03.000 Hold on a sec.
00:56:04.000 Your friend gave the judge $25,000?
00:56:08.000 That's bribery.
00:56:09.000 That's a major felony.
00:56:11.000 That's huge.
00:56:12.000 That would be national news.
00:56:13.000 I think you mean she could pay a lawyer $25,000, and it was probably more like $50,000 to get out of a DOI. 0.95
00:56:20.000 But yes, that is a problem with our justice system.
00:56:23.000 Although, how do you solve it?
00:56:26.000 Rich people are going to have access to really good lawyers no matter what.
00:56:30.000 I can't imagine a system where all lawyers are exactly the same.
00:56:34.000 I guess it's called the Soviet Union.
00:56:36.000 It's unfortunate, but obviously rich people are going to have access to better lawyers.
00:56:42.000 Now, can I make all lawyers the same skill level?
00:56:45.000 No, you can't.
00:56:47.000 And lawyers want to have an incentive to become good lawyers, and part of that should be money.
00:56:51.000 So I get your beef, Candace, but I don't see how to fix it.
00:56:55.000 And we do have a system where no matter how broke you are, I don't care if you ate babies, Jeffrey Dahmer had a lawyer.
00:57:02.000 I have trouble getting a lawyer because being known as a Nazi is worse than being a cannibal, pedophile, whatever.
00:57:08.000 But for the most part, we have court-appointed lawyers.
00:57:12.000 I think that's a pretty good solution.
00:57:13.000 I wish they were as good as the greatest lawyers in the country.
00:57:17.000 I don't think you can fix that.
00:57:19.000 So, and another thing too here, she's talking about black representation in prison.
00:57:23.000 And if you recall, the Proud Boys' dictums, their tenets include, and the drug war, no more welfare.
00:57:30.000 Both of those drastically reduce the black population in prison because most of these people are in jail for stupid drug crimes. 1.00
00:57:38.000 Making drugs illegal is retarded. 0.99
00:57:39.000 It's not working.
00:57:40.000 And secondly, they've been defothered by welfare.
00:57:43.000 And that's led to a predilection to crime from a lack of discipline and also just idle hands.
00:57:48.000 Welfare is idle hands.
00:57:50.000 You're bored.
00:57:50.000 Get into crime.
00:57:51.000 Why not?
00:57:53.000 But the black community is economically depressed.
00:57:57.000 Why?
00:57:58.000 Because we continue to vote for people that are economically depressing us.
00:58:00.000 This is where my...
00:58:02.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:58:02.000 Like, we're not disagreeing with you.
00:58:04.000 These things were present before we had the right to vote.
00:58:06.000 So you have to give me more than that.
00:58:07.000 This is why I chose this green screen thing.
00:58:10.000 This was present before we had the right to vote.
00:58:13.000 If you want to go back, dude, you people, black people, committed crime about the same as whites before welfare. 1.00
00:58:21.000 I know it sucked.
00:58:22.000 I know there was Jim Crow.
00:58:23.000 I know you weren't seen as equals.
00:58:25.000 But as far as economic status, you were rising faster than other Groups, you were on an economic incline that you're not on today.
00:58:35.000 So, when the family was intact, and this is how important it is to have a family, this is how important it is to have a father.
00:58:41.000 When the black family was intact, despite all the other shit, you did better than you're doing today. 1.00
00:58:47.000 That's how great a family is.
00:58:49.000 It's better, you're more successful as a black American in a racist America than you are, that has capitalism, than you are in a racist America. 0.77
00:58:59.000 I mean, sorry, a non-racist America that has socialism.
00:59:02.000 Let me repeat that.
00:59:04.000 1955 blacks were living in a racist America.
00:59:09.000 It was pre-socialism as far as welfare is concerned.
00:59:12.000 They were doing better than, as far as crime, as far as family unit, as far as health, as far as longevity, as far as increasing income.
00:59:21.000 They were doing better then than they are as a whole today with what I would call a socialist environment with welfare, fatherlessness, diabetes, obesity, fucking COVID, and obviously the prison scourge.
00:59:39.000 So that's how evil socialism is.
00:59:41.000 It's worse than racism.
00:59:45.000 In the 1950s, under Jim Crow, black economic growth was actually outpacing whites until the 1960s when they put in place, LBJ put in place The Great Society and married us to the government.
00:59:57.000 So I've watched the economic trends.
00:59:58.000 I've looked at them.
00:59:59.000 My grandfather, born in the 40s on a sharecropping farm, did better than my dad.
01:00:05.000 You don't have to explain this to me because I think segregation hurt us, okay?
01:00:12.000 In the form that we had black doctors, black lawyers, we had a strong black community wherein which black people lived together and were very productive and had businesses when, you know, racist white people didn't come and burn them down like Black Wall Street.
01:00:28.000 Oh, God, the Black Wall Street thing.
01:00:29.000 How many times you heard that?
01:00:31.000 So he says segregation hurt us, but he just described a positive outcome of segregation.
01:00:37.000 And this is something I wrestle with personally.
01:00:40.000 First of all, segregation is probably more common now than it's ever been.
01:00:46.000 With the great American divorce, whites are choosing white-only areas. 0.70
01:00:49.000 Blacks live in black areas. 1.00
01:00:51.000 If you think that blacks don't like segregation, go to an all-black neighborhood right now with a newspaper in your hand with some real estate ads circled and pretend you're looking for an apartment. 1.00
01:01:02.000 See how well you do.
01:01:04.000 Or they talk about food deserts.
01:01:06.000 Go open a Whole Foods.
01:01:09.000 You know what?
01:01:10.000 Get a clipboard that says Whole Foods on the top and go around and ask local black people how they feel about you opening a Whole Foods in their neighborhood.
01:01:17.000 You're going to get told to fuck off.
01:01:19.000 They are going to say that leads to gentrification and you're going to raise the rents in here.
01:01:23.000 They don't want you there.
01:01:25.000 Similarly, rich white people out in the suburbs, they have hate has no home here signs on their lawn.
01:01:30.000 They love diversity.
01:01:32.000 Okay, go to a school meeting and tell them you're rezoning the schools to include the neighboring black community.
01:01:39.000 So now maybe not even a lot, maybe 8% of your students will be black.
01:01:44.000 They will shit their pants because although they pretend to be about diversity, they really mean diversity of servants.
01:01:50.000 They like their Filipino nanny. 1.00
01:01:53.000 They like their French au paire.
01:01:54.000 They like a variety of restaurants serving them food on a tray.
01:01:57.000 They don't actually want these people in their actual lives.
01:02:00.000 They just want them serving them. 0.85
01:02:02.000 So segregation actually never went away.
01:02:06.000 And it was pretty good for blacks, I'm afraid. 1.00
01:02:10.000 The Negro Baseball League in Kansas City, you had real players.
01:02:16.000 You had the community there all dressed in suits in the 50s.
01:02:19.000 Everyone loved each other.
01:02:21.000 It brought their community together.
01:02:22.000 Then we opened it up and we had Jackie Robinson go to the white league.
01:02:26.000 And then all these black players started leaving the Negro League.
01:02:28.000 And all of a sudden, the community lost that because there was no good players anymore.
01:02:32.000 People stopped going to games.
01:02:33.000 The baseball diamonds fell apart.
01:02:35.000 And that sort of stalwart of the community outside of church, it was the only place everyone met, shattered.
01:02:41.000 So I'm not pro-segregation, but I'm aware that it never went away and that in many ways it was good for blacks. 0.97
01:02:50.000 If all we needed was access to the same level of education, access to the same jobs, we didn't need to just come in and this annoys me too, this access to the same education.
01:03:05.000 Yes, schools in black neighborhoods suck, but it's also supply and demand.
01:03:09.000 There's this food desert thing where they say you don't have whole foods here.
01:03:13.000 You don't want whole foods there.
01:03:15.000 And it's the same with the school desert.
01:03:17.000 You don't want good schools there.
01:03:19.000 We brought charter schools to Harlem, and granted it was the New York Times and de Blasio that fought them back, and intelligent black parents wanted charter schools.
01:03:25.000 But for the most part, the demand does not meet the supply with charter schools.
01:03:30.000 There's plenty of them that would love to open up, and they keep getting pushed back.
01:03:33.000 And black parents aren't fighting hard enough for charter schools. 1.00
01:03:37.000 I'll say it again.
01:03:37.000 Black parents are not fighting hard enough for charter schools.
01:03:40.000 It's the only solution to black education. 1.00
01:03:43.000 But you go to these neighborhoods like the South Bronx.
01:03:45.000 I know teachers in the South Bronx.
01:03:46.000 They do their Zoom class, and there's maybe two or three people paying attention in the Zoom classes.
01:03:54.000 The rest are gone.
01:03:56.000 I don't mean they're there, but they're playing video games.
01:03:59.000 I mean they're gone.
01:03:59.000 And then the three people who care, they end up playing video games and the teacher goes, you know what?
01:04:04.000 I don't want to sit here and watch you play video games.
01:04:07.000 Hang up.
01:04:08.000 If you go to a school in East New York, in Harlem, in the South Bronx, the first row has the three people who give a shit.
01:04:17.000 Their parents are probably together, right?
01:04:19.000 Or they're immigrants from Africa. 0.83
01:04:21.000 They care.
01:04:22.000 These people are just doodling.
01:04:23.000 The others on the front row are doodling, doing nothing.
01:04:25.000 The second row, and you can group some rows in here.
01:04:28.000 Let's say the second third of rows has people just talking like they're at a cafe, just enjoying themselves, totally disregarding the teacher.
01:04:36.000 And the teacher can't tell them to shut up because they won't.
01:04:39.000 And then if she calls security, she gets in shit for being a pain in the ass. 0.96
01:04:41.000 So she has to just let that go.
01:04:43.000 The last third of rows, we'll call it the third row, is just people practicing fight moves, trying to deke things, slipping.
01:04:50.000 Let me practice your jab. 1.00
01:04:52.000 See, if you did that, I would move and then I get you in the side. 1.00
01:04:55.000 Like we did when we were 10.
01:04:56.000 That's a classroom.
01:04:58.000 So yes, I guess you could say these schools are underfunded, even though there's brutal corruption and tons of embezzling money in all of these schools.
01:05:07.000 But it's not like these kids are dying to learn.
01:05:10.000 These kids don't give a shit about their class.
01:05:11.000 And what's worse is the parents tend to not give a shit about their kids' education.
01:05:17.000 So to sit from the outside and go, I don't see a lot of money going into that school.
01:05:20.000 I don't see a lot of good teachers going into that school.
01:05:22.000 You got to actually go into this school and see that people don't want education.
01:05:27.000 In a food desert, they don't want good whole foods.
01:05:30.000 And in a school desert, they don't actually want good schools.
01:05:36.000 And segregate.
01:05:36.000 What did that mean?
01:05:37.000 That meant leave your neighborhood, take your talent and your resources, and go and live somewhere where people don't want you, where they burn your house down and put burning crosses in your front yard and say, leave our artist.
01:05:50.000 Jesus Christ, the whining about the past.
01:05:53.000 You know how hard it was for Scots for 700 years?
01:05:56.000 You know how hard it was for Irish 100 years ago when they came here?
01:06:01.000 Ever heard of no blacks, no Irish, no dogs?
01:06:03.000 Do you ever hear Irish whining about Irish slavery, white slavery? 0.87
01:06:07.000 Never.
01:06:08.000 They've moved on.
01:06:10.000 Italians have only been white for about 50 years.
01:06:13.000 Move on, my friend.
01:06:16.000 Down.
01:06:17.000 You talk about wealth, right?
01:06:19.000 The average college graduate that's black makes $13,000 less than the average white college graduate.
01:06:29.000 You look at these numbers.
01:06:30.000 You look at the wealth.
01:06:32.000 You know, Naomi Schaefer-Riley got fired for mocking black dissertations. 1.00
01:06:37.000 She said, African-American studies, PhDs, I looked at these dissertations.
01:06:40.000 They're all about racism and how horrible it is to be black.
01:06:43.000 And they're all about me, me, me.
01:06:46.000 Growing up in Ottawa and Montreal and Ontario as a black man.
01:06:50.000 Just like me search.
01:06:51.000 Let's take Michelle Obama's book, Barack Obama's book. 0.84
01:06:55.000 So did you get a degree in structural engineering and you're making less?
01:07:00.000 No.
01:07:00.000 You got a degree in intersectionality and hegemony and African dance in Chicago in the 40s.
01:07:09.000 Grap.
01:07:09.000 Gap and how it extends.
01:07:12.000 And then you say something to me like, well, they can afford lawyers.
01:07:15.000 So now you have this wealth gap and you have white people who are sitting on top of this and black people who are on the bottom. 0.77
01:07:21.000 And then you talk to me about the criminal justice system.
01:07:23.000 And that's where it manifests.
01:07:25.000 But hold on.
01:07:26.000 First, I want to talk about this idea of white people making more money when they get off of school because there's so many other factors that could contribute to that.
01:07:32.000 What are the majors that people are taking?
01:07:34.000 If you actually look at like what's it called when you let people win because of the color of their skin.
01:07:41.000 Affirmative action actually negatively impacts the black community.
01:07:44.000 Because if you're going to go and just get into school because you're black and your grades aren't going to... 0.88
01:07:47.000 So she's talking about, Jared Taylor talks about this, Peter Brimlow, a lot of dangerous racial realists, I believe they call themselves.
01:07:54.000 And they say, when you catapult a black person into Harvard and Yale and they don't belong there, they just drop out.
01:08:00.000 They give up.
01:08:02.000 They don't go back down to a black college or a community college that they were meant to get into.
01:08:07.000 They just give up entirely.
01:08:08.000 These were kids that probably would have gone to a community college or a black college, whatever, and they would have graduated with flying colors.
01:08:16.000 But you put them somewhere where they don't belong and that hurt them.
01:08:20.000 I think that's what she's talking about there.
01:08:24.000 And here's kind of a weird thing.
01:08:26.000 Isn't Candace Owens kind of an example of affirmative action? 1.00
01:08:31.000 I mean, I like her.
01:08:32.000 I consider her a friend, sort of.
01:08:35.000 I think I helped discover her.
01:08:37.000 But look at her career over the past three or four years. 0.95
01:08:41.000 I mean, she's considering running for president. 0.99
01:08:43.000 No one had heard of her three years ago.
01:08:46.000 Could you say the same of Cassandra Fairbanks, who, when you look at what she's produced, the amount of articles and scoops and content. 0.99
01:08:54.000 Or what about a journalist like Ryan Gerduski?
01:08:57.000 Ryan Gerduski, who exposed the Lincoln Project.
01:08:59.000 He's on some innocuous cable access show with Pat Buchanan late at nights.
01:09:05.000 He was on Red State.
01:09:06.000 He's the one who blew the lid off the whole race wars going on with blacks and Hispanics in South Central L.A. He's got a million scoops under his belt, and he'd be lucky to make $50,000 a year because he's a white male. 0.98
01:09:18.000 I think he might be gay, but if he's not out, that's not good enough. 0.99
01:09:22.000 Candace Owens, smart black, articulate, cool, interesting, brave, front of the line.
01:09:29.000 And I remember this at Fox News, like when Guy Benson came in out of nowhere.
01:09:32.000 Oh, great, he's gay. 1.00
01:09:33.000 And I just watched him skyrocket past me.
01:09:37.000 Even pretty girls who weren't even that conservative, like Joanne Nosychinski.
01:09:41.000 She showed up out of nowhere at Red Eye, and all of a sudden, she's got the regular spot.
01:09:45.000 I'm like, what?
01:09:46.000 Or fucking Tyrus.
01:09:47.000 Yes, I'm bitter, by the way.
01:09:48.000 You're hearing a bitter person, bitch. 1.00
01:09:50.000 Tyrus shows up.
01:09:51.000 He doesn't even have politics.
01:09:52.000 He's a fucking bullfrog.
01:09:54.000 And he shows up, sits in a big chair, and everyone goes, you get a fucking show.
01:09:59.000 He literally got his show, despite sexual harassment allegations.
01:10:03.000 So there is affirmative action on the right, too.
01:10:06.000 And it's embarrassing.
01:10:08.000 Enrique Tario, why was he chosen to run the Proud Boys?
01:10:14.000 When you get out of school, they look at your record and how you actually did.
01:10:17.000 So it doesn't serve us.
01:10:18.000 We actually just need to compete and then get into the schools that we deserve to be in.
01:10:21.000 And then maybe we can be at the top of those classes because we're in schools that we should be into.
01:10:25.000 Dr. Thomas Sowell does a brilliant job of breaking this down.
01:10:30.000 And there's also another book called Stop Helping Us, affirmative action being another thing that is supposed to be helping us. 0.78
01:10:35.000 But if you look at the results, it's actually hurting us.
01:10:37.000 Well, if you know my name before I changed it, was Walter Newsom.
01:10:43.000 Walter Newsom had a bachelor's degree.
01:10:46.000 So his name was Walter Newsome.
01:10:47.000 Cool name.
01:10:48.000 Wally Walt.
01:10:50.000 You can do a lot with that.
01:10:52.000 If you want to be really dope, you could even call yourself Tur.
01:10:55.000 Like Ture.
01:10:56.000 No, that's a bad idea.
01:10:57.000 Look, I'm allergic to that idea.
01:11:01.000 How gay is it to change your name to Hawk?
01:11:04.000 Are you fucking 10?
01:11:07.000 I'm a Hawk.
01:11:09.000 Why don't you name yourself Wolverine?
01:11:11.000 Hawk.
01:11:13.000 I mean, lots of people don't like their names.
01:11:15.000 Half my friends hate their names, but they joke about it or they change it or they abbreviate it, I should say.
01:11:21.000 But to change your name from Walter to Hawk is juvenile.
01:11:25.000 Maybe that's why you're making less money because you're juvenile.
01:11:29.000 Anyway, go ahead.
01:11:30.000 This is a very important part coming up.
01:11:32.000 Newsome.
01:11:33.000 Walter Newsome had a bachelor's degree.
01:11:36.000 Positive.
01:11:36.000 Walter Newsom was.
01:11:37.000 In what?
01:11:38.000 I have a bachelor's degree in English.
01:11:40.000 It is as useless as a bachelor's degree in modern dance.
01:11:47.000 Literally.
01:11:48.000 Who the fuck, when can you even conceive of a wanted ad that says wanted man?
01:11:54.000 Person with BA in English, English literature.
01:11:58.000 Have you read Dickens?
01:11:59.000 Well, we need you.
01:12:01.000 Have you read Wuthering Heights?
01:12:02.000 Come on in.
01:12:03.000 We want to talk about Victorian novels.
01:12:06.000 So I need to know what your fucking BA is.
01:12:09.000 It's probably not valuable.
01:12:12.000 Very good on paper and Walter enunciated.
01:12:15.000 All right.
01:12:16.000 So Walter was white until he showed up to a job interview and they saw that he was black and he was treated differently.
01:12:22.000 What do you mean to sit here?
01:12:23.000 Shit, stop.
01:12:24.000 This is just, see, so much of the left, the BLM, the Antifa's politics, it's just shit that sounds good with no evidence.
01:12:32.000 I call a roaring Mount Everest size pile of bullshit on what he just said.
01:12:39.000 You had a great resume.
01:12:40.000 Everyone was excited.
01:12:42.000 They talked to you on the phone.
01:12:43.000 You sounded articulate.
01:12:44.000 You came in there and they went, oh, black guy.
01:12:49.000 Yeah.
01:12:51.000 Can you take the garbage out on your...
01:12:52.000 I was treated differently.
01:12:54.000 Bullfucking shit.
01:12:56.000 I don't know what your degree is or what job you're talking about, but if it was anything remotely professional, not only would they get a fucking boner the moment you walked in, you'd be in the front window.
01:13:08.000 This is our guy.
01:13:09.000 There's Walter.
01:13:10.000 Oh, sorry.
01:13:10.000 Call him Hawk.
01:13:12.000 This is Hawk Newsom.
01:13:13.000 He's one of our top guys.
01:13:14.000 Come on in.
01:13:15.000 He'd beat all the brochures.
01:13:16.000 Oh, we're racist, are we?
01:13:17.000 How come Hawk works here?
01:13:20.000 Bullshit, you fucking liar, Hawk.
01:13:23.000 Go eat some mice.
01:13:25.000 And honestly tell me that employers don't discriminate against black people? 0.99
01:13:30.000 Like this doesn't have, that there was no need for affirmative action.
01:13:34.000 Like it had to be.
01:13:36.000 So what he's talking, he's talking about two things simultaneously, and he's terrible at logic.
01:13:40.000 And by the way, his previous logical fallacy was to talk about bad outcomes.
01:13:45.000 So if blacks are doing badly, then it's proof of racism.
01:13:49.000 For the one billionth time, short, fat white men do badly in basketball. 0.62
01:13:56.000 That does not mean that basketball is prejudiced towards that group.
01:14:00.000 It just means that for whatever reason, that group doesn't thrive.
01:14:05.000 Women tend to not win the Fields Medal in mathematics.
01:14:10.000 Does that mean that mathematics is sexist?
01:14:13.000 No, it does not.
01:14:14.000 It just means that for whatever reason, generally, and there's obviously always exceptions, women tend not to thrive in mathematics. 0.89
01:14:22.000 So just because blacks are not killing it in origami competitions or camping does not mean that those particular, what would you call them, hobbies are out to get black people.
01:14:39.000 So that's one logical fallacy.
01:14:41.000 Secondly, he's sitting here.
01:14:43.000 Wait, play it for a second.
01:14:45.000 Broken down.
01:14:46.000 There were barriers that had to be.
01:14:49.000 He's talking about barriers with Jim Crow days and saying, we went through this shit.
01:14:54.000 Yes, you did.
01:14:55.000 You'd have to be an asshole to deny that.
01:14:58.000 But it gets to the point now where with whites at the seventh most successful ethnicity in the country.
01:15:04.000 Number seven, not number one.
01:15:06.000 Number one is Asian. 0.99
01:15:07.000 Asians are winning.
01:15:08.000 We're way down here.
01:15:10.000 African blacks, African immigrants, recent African immigrants are above whites. 1.00
01:15:14.000 Above you, sir.
01:15:16.000 Nose picker.
01:15:18.000 So to talk about how whites get everything is just as dumb as saying blacks are doing badly here, so they must be someone trying to hurt them.
01:15:27.000 Yes, Warren Buffett and Bill Gates are white.
01:15:29.000 The majority of poor are white.
01:15:31.000 You live in a country that's 60 to 75% white.
01:15:34.000 You're going to see some rich guys and some poor guys.
01:15:37.000 So anyway, he's using the old Jim Crow shit to justify his bitch bitching about how horrible it is to be black and how racist we are.
01:15:45.000 But secondly, he's talking about this thing that's come up a million times about how black resumes don't do as well as white resumes.
01:15:54.000 What that study ignores, and what everyone ignores about that study, more importantly, is that those names were like Dishniqua and Rakwanza.
01:16:03.000 Names like that are indicative of a demographic within the black community that is not interested in assimilation.
01:16:12.000 It is Daniqua Sean with some apostrophes and an umlot and a circon flex at the end, say, I'm not part of American culture.
01:16:21.000 I have my own culture.
01:16:22.000 And there's been a pattern with that particular demographic, which is, fuck you.
01:16:27.000 I'm not working late.
01:16:28.000 I don't see myself as part of the team.
01:16:30.000 I think you're racist.
01:16:31.000 The name Shaniqua basically, for the most part, says to a lot of people, this person thinks I'm racist.
01:16:39.000 It's kind of like Black Lives Matter.
01:16:41.000 When you wear a Black Lives Matter hat and you look at me, you're saying to me that I don't think Black Lives Matter.
01:16:46.000 That's really ultimately, which is why I find it so insulting when you wear that around me because you're saying that I think it's okay for a little black kid to get shot in the head.
01:16:53.000 Fuck you.
01:16:55.000 So he's got like 50 logical fallacies piled up on top of each other.
01:16:59.000 It's still Jim Crow. 0.91
01:17:01.000 Weird names like Hawk are not.
01:17:06.000 Yeah, by the way, I'm sure you have the same shit with resumes that say summer redstone and ocean redstone.
01:17:12.000 They go, oh, fuck, this is some hippies kid.
01:17:14.000 I don't want to deal with their vegan bullshit.
01:17:20.000 Down.
01:17:20.000 There were barriers that had to be, you know, we had to overcome, had to jump over these hurdles so you and I could have this conversation.
01:17:29.000 If it wasn't for people taking these steps and people like me, you wouldn't have the show.
01:17:34.000 Wait, hold on.
01:17:35.000 Like these things are unique.
01:17:36.000 I didn't graduate university, so actually.
01:17:39.000 No, no, you're somewhere else.
01:17:41.000 What I'm saying is that you're not having these opportunities.
01:17:45.000 I'm not going to debate it.
01:17:47.000 So because of the freedom fighters in MLK, Candace and Hawk can exist, maybe, or maybe they would have been here naturally.
01:17:54.000 It's kind of like the EPA, the Environmental Protection Agency.
01:17:57.000 Air was getting cleaner and cleaner on a 45-degree line.
01:18:01.000 The EPA sort of appeared, I can't remember when it was, like 1967, and air got cleaner.
01:18:07.000 Yeah, but if you pull back and look at the chart, I see a 45-degree line with an EPA dot in the middle.
01:18:12.000 So maybe blacks would have just naturally gotten here on their own without all this civil rights freedom riders, you know, getting beaten up and the German shepherds and all that shit. 0.59
01:18:23.000 Maybe it just would have happened naturally.
01:18:24.000 I mean, America kicked out the British.
01:18:26.000 They had a revolution.
01:18:28.000 Tens of thousands died.
01:18:30.000 Not that many, actually, in comparison to other American wars.
01:18:33.000 Nothing close to the Civil War.
01:18:34.000 And then they declared independence.
01:18:37.000 Okay.
01:18:38.000 You know what Canada did?
01:18:40.000 Nothing.
01:18:41.000 They just kind of bored the British out until they left on their own accord. 1.00
01:18:44.000 The Queen is still on the money.
01:18:46.000 She's still on the Wikipedia page.
01:18:48.000 That's about it.
01:18:50.000 The Prime Minister can't tell Justin Trudeau to do shit.
01:18:54.000 So which got the British out? 1.00
01:18:56.000 The American Revolution or the Canadian?
01:18:58.000 Meh.
01:19:00.000 Maybe these two black people could have med themselves into this fake IKEA table. 1.00
01:19:06.000 Fake Eames table from IKEA.
01:19:08.000 Sorry.
01:19:09.000 I did affirmative action.
01:19:11.000 I'm not interested in the past.
01:19:13.000 Actions just had just objectively looking at the results, which is that it's harming the black community.
01:19:16.000 It's not helping us.
01:19:17.000 Okay.
01:19:17.000 So when you say on the outset, and I'm getting a lot of people.
01:19:21.000 Because you still have these diversity officers.
01:19:23.000 My friend Satan.
01:19:24.000 You're not.
01:19:24.000 He's the head diversity officer at JPMorgan.
01:19:27.000 And he literally has to go into these rooms and teach these people what diversity should look like.
01:19:33.000 Diversity and inclusion is serious because these corporations just don't get it.
01:19:38.000 They're oblivious to these practices.
01:19:40.000 A large number of America is oblivious to oppression.
01:19:45.000 So let's apply it a different way.
01:19:47.000 That's a lot to digest.
01:19:48.000 That's a lot to unpack, as they say.
01:19:51.000 I don't think that Hawk and his buddies understand diversity.
01:19:55.000 So here's the premise of it.
01:19:58.000 Every field in corporate America should represent the population exactly.
01:20:04.000 It should be 50% male, 50% female, 64% white, 14% black, whatever that leaves, 64, 74, and then like 20% Hispanic. 0.67
01:20:15.000 Why?
01:20:16.000 Sports isn't like that.
01:20:20.000 Should Jewish people not be overrepresented in medicine?
01:20:23.000 Should we kick Jews out of the operating room because there's too many Jews in medicine and get more blacks in there? 1.00
01:20:29.000 Why?
01:20:29.000 See, this is the beauty of our politics as not lefts.
01:20:33.000 We don't do race either way.
01:20:35.000 We're just totally blind to the whole thing.
01:20:37.000 We don't do affirmative action.
01:20:38.000 We don't care what group is overrepresented where.
01:20:41.000 It's all based on meritocracy.
01:20:43.000 Now, the left brings up race and says cops are killing blacks.
01:20:46.000 So we look into it and we go, no, it's only six unarmed blacks that appear to be innocent a year.
01:20:52.000 That's the same as spider bites.
01:20:54.000 So this is not a thing.
01:20:55.000 And you made me look into it, so I noticed that 20 blacks are killing 20 blacks a day.
01:21:00.000 That seems to be a slightly bigger deal than your spider bites.
01:21:03.000 But normally, we don't even go that far.
01:21:06.000 We just blindly say if you break the law, you go to jail.
01:21:11.000 It's to oppression.
01:21:12.000 So let's apply it a different way.
01:21:13.000 So let's say you flew in here, right?
01:21:16.000 Would you be happy if you knew that pilots were just being hired because they were black and yet maybe not the best pilot who knew how to fly the plane? 0.96
01:21:24.000 My sister, if you, you know, you're better with numbers than me. 0.95
01:21:29.000 This really pisses me off, that one sentence.
01:21:33.000 You're better with numbers than me.
01:21:34.000 Numbers are not a small deal.
01:21:36.000 This is where we're at now with the American conversation.
01:21:39.000 Numbers don't matter.
01:21:41.000 We have mathematics being accused of racism, not mathematicians.
01:21:47.000 The actual field of math is racist now.
01:21:49.000 And now numbers are seen as some little silly thing.
01:21:52.000 Oh, you're a numbers person?
01:21:54.000 I don't really do numbers.
01:21:55.000 Numbers are everything.
01:21:57.000 If there was 500,000 illegal aliens in America, you'd never hear me mention illegal aliens once.
01:22:04.000 There's at least 30 million, so I care.
01:22:07.000 Numbers matter.
01:22:08.000 You punch me in the stomach and punch me in the face once.
01:22:11.000 I'm in a bad mood and I don't like you anymore.
01:22:14.000 I might not even press charges.
01:22:15.000 But you punch me in the stomach 10,000 times and in the face 10,000 times, I'm jam.
01:22:21.000 I'm dead.
01:22:22.000 I can't handle that.
01:22:24.000 So how the fuck did we get to a point where numbers are irrelevant to a discussion and it's treated here like a little fetish?
01:22:32.000 Like you're a music person and I'm not into tunes.
01:22:35.000 Well, I'm into tunes when it comes down to people getting tuned up.
01:22:39.000 And if you hit me 10,000 times, I'm dead.
01:22:42.000 Don't do it.
01:22:43.000 Ball.
01:22:44.000 Right?
01:22:45.000 Or do you just want the person that's actually the best equipment?
01:22:48.000 What you would want to see is...
01:22:50.000 One time I got on a plane and as I was getting on, not only did I see a woman, but I saw a huge fat ass, like this big. 1.00
01:23:03.000 I saw an ass that fat getting into the plane, getting into the pilot seat. 1.00
01:23:08.000 I almost didn't get hired at CRTV because I said that in a, I think I tweeted it.
01:23:14.000 I think I was still on Twitter at the time.
01:23:15.000 I tweeted it and it went to the boss of CRTV and they go, he's pretty risque and he says things that could get us in trouble.
01:23:24.000 And he reads the tweet and he goes, so what?
01:23:26.000 They're a protected class now?
01:23:28.000 Fat asses? 1.00
01:23:30.000 But am I nuts?
01:23:32.000 I mean, what's his name?
01:23:33.000 Juan Williams got fired for saying he gets uncomfortable at airports when he sees a bunch of Muslims at the gate on their knees praying to Allah.
01:23:41.000 Yep, pretty normal.
01:23:43.000 You noticed a pattern, my friend.
01:23:45.000 That's not illegal.
01:23:46.000 But he got fired, sent to Fox for that.
01:23:50.000 You have to agree with me, ladies, fat ladies that are watching this, you have to agree with me that you personally, if you were just, you know, you get by that accordion thing from the runway to the plane as you're walking in and you just look over and you see a giant female fat ass as opposed to like a very fit, 1.00
01:24:09.000 skinny, 60-year-old man with white hair sitting down, what ass would you rather see in that seat? 0.86
01:24:15.000 Come on, be honest.
01:24:17.000 All right, go ahead, hawk.
01:24:19.000 Hawk.
01:24:22.000 People have to work twice as hard and overcome twice as much.
01:24:25.000 Me coming from the crack era in the South Bronx, I had to work twice as hard just to survive and then thrive in school.
01:24:34.000 So black people who overindulged themselves in a drug called crack led that led to brutal crime in the South Bronx, which is true. 1.00
01:24:44.000 That's my fault.
01:24:46.000 Black criminals made you unsafe as a kid, and you'd had to work hard to survive. 1.00
01:24:52.000 I agree.
01:24:53.000 I am very impressed you don't hold any grudge towards black people for making your life so hard to live.
01:25:02.000 We're subpar in schools that put me on a path to go to jail as opposed to college.
01:25:06.000 Oh, I agree with you about the education, so we can get into that.
01:25:08.000 What are you talking about?
01:25:09.000 Stop.
01:25:13.000 Wait, did that not pause?
01:25:17.000 The schools put you on a path for I guarantee you, teachers in the shittiest schools in the South Bronx still care.
01:25:24.000 That's why they're there.
01:25:25.000 And if any one of those kids had a parent in the 80s I'm talking about who came in and went, hey, my son wants to do better, they'd probably start jerking off right there live.
01:25:35.000 They'd pull a Louis C.K. I promise you that those schools did not want you to go to prison.
01:25:40.000 They would probably be fucking doing backflips if someone showed up and said, we want to try.
01:25:47.000 This is a problem with a lot of these pundits, especially bourgeois Republicans, is they don't know anyone from the South Bronx.
01:25:53.000 They don't know anyone from East New York.
01:25:54.000 They don't know anyone from Harlem.
01:25:56.000 They don't know anyone from Newark.
01:25:57.000 They don't know how shitty the parents are at these schools, how shitty the general attitude is towards these schools.
01:26:04.000 To schools in the South Bronx with the free lunch program, gangsters come in for the free lunch.
01:26:10.000 They're registered to be at the school.
01:26:12.000 The teachers have never seen them.
01:26:13.000 And then at the end of the year, the school board forces them to give that gangbanger a 75 out of 100, not a 70.
01:26:21.000 The teacher's never seen this student once.
01:26:23.000 He only shows up at lunch to eat the free lunch.
01:26:26.000 And he gets a 75, which, by the way, I worked my ass off to achieve and rarely did, which is why I was in the retard class. 1.00
01:26:34.000 In schools that were subpar, in schools that put me on a path to go to jail as opposed to college.
01:26:40.000 Oh, I agree with you about the education system.
01:26:41.000 We can get into that.
01:26:42.000 But again, that brings me to the Democrats.
01:26:45.000 If it's a black man, like one of my friends, his name is Denville, who's flying that plane, I look at that black man and say, wow, brother, you had to work twice as hard to get there because your family didn't have those. 0.85
01:26:56.000 I know how to land the planes.
01:26:57.000 I don't care what color he is. 0.67
01:26:58.000 I mean, I see a black person in positions.
01:27:01.000 Now, they're still black firsts, right? 0.98
01:27:04.000 Like, Louisiana has its first black female mayor. 0.99
01:27:08.000 I was just there last week, and I'm like, wow.
01:27:10.000 So you say, I just want to see the plane land.
01:27:13.000 Why can't you just be a good mayor who happens to be black?
01:27:16.000 Like, way to take away from her accomplishment.
01:27:19.000 And when people see that, by the way, they go, oh, you're hired because you're black.
01:27:22.000 I mean, I just did it to Candace Owens a second ago.
01:27:25.000 I said, she's there because she's black. 1.00
01:27:26.000 She catapulted.
01:27:28.000 Just say that the mayor kicked ass and she's a good mayor. 1.00
01:27:32.000 But the first black shit in 2021 is so fucking tedious. 1.00
01:27:37.000 You're the first asshole I've ever heard of who changed his name to Hawk.
01:27:42.000 Wow, that's progress.
01:27:43.000 Right.
01:27:44.000 You know, I want the person that's best equipped.
01:27:46.000 But if I have to go in tomorrow and get surgery on my heart, I don't want to say, I'm really happy this black doctor is doing this. 1.00
01:27:52.000 I want to know that this person knows what the hell he's doing.
01:27:54.000 What I can tell is those black doctors had to work twice as hard. 1.00
01:27:56.000 Dr. Jen Carson worked very hard.
01:27:58.000 Prove it.
01:28:00.000 Prove it.
01:28:01.000 You have an argument in the 80s in the South Bronx during the crack epidemic that he had to work twice as hard not to be killed.
01:28:08.000 But that beef is with black people. 1.00
01:28:12.000 I was reading Robin Quiver's book, which maybe I'll bring it in tomorrow.
01:28:16.000 And it's fascinating.
01:28:17.000 I highly recommend it, believe it or not.
01:28:19.000 This is Howard Stern's Black Sidekick.
01:28:21.000 It's a really interesting book.
01:28:22.000 Her parents were evil.
01:28:24.000 Her dad molested her.
01:28:25.000 He said his wife, which was her mother, was the ugliest woman he ever met.
01:28:29.000 I don't know why I married her.
01:28:31.000 They both beat her.
01:28:32.000 They had this scam going with foster parents where they would take on a kid, a baby till he's two, and then get rid of him and get the money.
01:28:41.000 But this poor young Robin is raising babies. 0.87
01:28:44.000 And she's in her early adolescence, so she's got their maternal instinct.
01:28:48.000 So she's falling in love with these children that she does all the work for. 0.61
01:28:50.000 They don't give a shit.
01:28:51.000 They just would let the baby starve.
01:28:52.000 So she's caring for these babies, and then they're torn from her. 0.99
01:28:55.000 Again and again and again.
01:28:56.000 It's going off my head there.
01:29:00.000 Again and again and again.
01:29:01.000 And then black people in her neighborhood were fucking with her.
01:29:05.000 And she has this epiphany once where this white girl didn't want to say hi to her because, I don't know, she was with other white people and they were friends.
01:29:13.000 And from that on, she decides she hates white people and she follows Muhammad Ali really closely and loves his nation of Islam stuff and fuck Whitey and all that. 0.72
01:29:21.000 And I'm like, so black people fucked you over your whole life. 1.00
01:29:24.000 One white person is mean to you once and you decide, fuck Whitey, black power. 1.00
01:29:29.000 Like, that's what I'm getting from this guy.
01:29:31.000 Black people, black junkies on crack, black crackheads tormented him his whole childhood. 1.00
01:29:36.000 And he's like, if you see a person, they had to work twice as hard, yeah, to overcome the black assholes in his neighborhood. 1.00
01:29:42.000 It's sort of like when they get on the elevator, you go, you don't know what it's like.
01:29:45.000 When I get on an elevator, women grab their purse. 1.00
01:29:47.000 Yeah, because they noticed a pattern and a bunch of black guys were stealing purses. 1.00
01:29:50.000 Get mad at those black guys. 1.00
01:29:52.000 I didn't steal your purse.
01:29:53.000 I didn't steal anyone's purse.
01:29:56.000 He's a conservative, right?
01:29:57.000 And he's called stupid and he's called an Uncle Tom and he's called the coon because he's trying to, he's a literal brain surgeon that is called stupid and rejected by our community as he's trying to explain to us because he has he has expertly, and if you read his stuff, explains to the black community that the help is hurting. 0.72
01:30:11.000 And no one has a story about coming from nothing harder more than Dr. Condoleezza Rice and Dr. Ben Carson.
01:30:17.000 Literally nothing, right?
01:30:18.000 Leave my guy from Harlem, the Bronx, Alcohol and Powell.
01:30:21.000 I'll leave my family.
01:30:27.000 Are you pausing it for me?
01:30:29.000 That one that laughs will be all.
01:30:36.000 Anyway, look at how corny this set is.
01:30:38.000 Who makes these sets?
01:30:40.000 It looks like a gay granny's living room. 1.00
01:30:44.000 What's with the trolley?
01:30:46.000 Like, that's such a hokey stock image.
01:30:49.000 I don't even know what it means.
01:30:50.000 Is that like mid-century France?
01:30:54.000 Is this like a Paris trolley?
01:30:56.000 What is that?
01:30:58.000 You can't leave him out.
01:30:59.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:31:00.000 Right?
01:31:01.000 And so they make it, and they then go back and try to offer the community, hey, guys, this is what's going on.
01:31:06.000 I'm now at the top, and I'm trying to explain.
01:31:08.000 Dr. Ben Carson, what's his offer?
01:31:11.000 He works for HUD.
01:31:13.000 I mean, a lot of people have jobs that don't give you.
01:31:15.000 We know this, right?
01:31:16.000 He has tried to explain to the black community.
01:31:19.000 By the way, I have noticed, she says Ben Carson came back to the community and tried to help.
01:31:22.000 I don't know if I believe that.
01:31:23.000 Black people are notorious for saying, fuck you, to the HUD when they get money and never coming back.
01:31:28.000 You know who's the opposite of that?
01:31:30.000 Native Americans.
01:31:31.000 They'll go get a Harvard law degree and go back to the res to be barefoot in sweatpants and try to help people with their various...
01:31:40.000 Maybe it's because Native Americans who grew up on the res are totally unassimilated and they don't feel comfortable in the white man's world.
01:31:46.000 But most black billionaires, millionaires, they get the fuck out of Dodge and have no interest. 1.00
01:31:52.000 And they tend not to be very philanthropic, like the head of BET.
01:31:56.000 He doesn't want to hear the name, the word black.
01:31:58.000 Same with OJ. 0.56
01:31:59.000 I mean, what the fuck's black about him?
01:32:01.000 He peaced out the second he got his first check.
01:32:05.000 Who knows?
01:32:08.000 The black community is so.
01:32:09.000 Ben Carson works at HUD.
01:32:11.000 He probably doesn't do a lot of work.
01:32:12.000 Okay.
01:32:14.000 How does that relate to what we're talking about here?
01:32:17.000 Tear down people that have the most amazing feet, and yet we'll be...
01:32:25.000 Didn't he undermine his own point?
01:32:26.000 Yeah, he just said when you see a black man in a position of power, he had to do a lot of work to get there.
01:32:32.000 And why is she talking about people's feet?
01:32:34.000 That's disgusting.
01:32:35.000 Go back?
01:32:39.000 The black community is so quick to tear down people that have the most amazing feet and yet we'll be able to... 1.00
01:32:45.000 First of all, black people tend to have bigger feet than other people. 1.00
01:32:49.000 And if we're talking about judging people by meritocracy, why would you judge them by their feet?
01:32:53.000 That's kind of a weird, gross fetish that she just let slip. 0.95
01:32:58.000 Bron James.
01:32:59.000 I need to judge them by their tits. 1.00
01:33:00.000 At least tits are nice to look at. 1.00
01:33:02.000 They're amazing tits. 1.00
01:33:05.000 He's a hero.
01:33:06.000 He put on a bedo cat.
01:33:07.000 No, listen to what Dr. Man have.
01:33:09.000 You read his books.
01:33:10.000 He's trying to help the black community.
01:33:11.000 And we're so ignorant that we just go, oh, well, he's a conservative.
01:33:14.000 So what's he doing?
01:33:15.000 He's got a job.
01:33:16.000 He's not.
01:33:17.000 Please stop.
01:33:17.000 I haven't seen this whole thing.
01:33:19.000 How the fuck can anyone argue with what you just said?
01:33:21.000 The worst thing I could say about it is that it's benign.
01:33:24.000 It's a given.
01:33:25.000 It's not worth saying.
01:33:26.000 It's a fact.
01:33:27.000 Two and two is four.
01:33:30.000 But is Hawk gonna fucking come down from his perch and try to eat this mouse?
01:33:34.000 It's not a mouse, Hawk.
01:33:35.000 It's a buffalo.
01:33:37.000 All you're going to do is maybe rip out a few hairs from its weird shawl.
01:33:41.000 What is that shawl that buffalo have? 0.99
01:33:43.000 That weird hairy shawl.
01:33:44.000 Maybe they're grandma's.
01:33:46.000 Maybe they designed this set.
01:33:49.000 I beg to differ.
01:33:50.000 He broke barriers.
01:33:51.000 I beg to differ.
01:33:52.000 We learned about this man in school, right?
01:33:55.000 We learned about him in school.
01:33:56.000 But when you look at people and you say, okay, they fighting for us, you are prejudging.
01:34:04.000 Get that out of your mind.
01:34:06.000 Hold on a sec.
01:34:07.000 Hold on a sec.
01:34:08.000 I don't believe you that you studied Ben Carson in school.
01:34:10.000 My kids went to public school in Brooklyn for a long time, and it was the shittiest education you can imagine.
01:34:15.000 Their notes, I told you before, they got typos in their notes from the teacher, no murkers, M-E-R-K, you're awesome, Y-O-U-R. 0.99
01:34:23.000 And the hallways were full of people like you who made it.
01:34:28.000 And it was Denzel Washington and fucking, what's her name? 1.00
01:34:32.000 Jenny from the block.
01:34:33.000 What's her name again?
01:34:34.000 Jennifer Lopez and Mark Anthony and all entertainers, black and Hispanic entertainers festooned the hallways.
01:34:42.000 There was a book at my kids' school, PS84, that had, it was Kanye.
01:34:48.000 This is before he was really famous.
01:34:50.000 I think this was like, this would have been 10 years ago or maybe like eight years ago.
01:34:55.000 And it was all about Kanye and how awesome he is and how, is my audio loud enough, Ryan?
01:35:03.000 And how cool he was because he dropped out of school.
01:35:06.000 One chapter of the book was called The Dropout.
01:35:09.000 I said to the school board, I go, you got to get this fucking book out of here.
01:35:12.000 You have a book in your library on how awesome it is to drop out and how successful you'll be as a rapper, which you won't be.
01:35:21.000 I promise you.
01:35:22.000 So I call bullshit that you studied Ben Carson in school.
01:35:26.000 Bullshit.
01:35:27.000 And they don't even study cool black liberals in these shitty schools.
01:35:31.000 They study Mark Anthony, Jennifer Lopez, and maybe Denzel Washington.
01:35:39.000 And Jay-Z, and fucking Jay-Z.
01:35:42.000 He fucking sold his sister crack.
01:35:44.000 I think he shot her, too.
01:35:46.000 What a hit.
01:35:47.000 Not all black people think like that. 0.98
01:35:50.000 You lead a movement where black people don't think like that. 0.51
01:35:52.000 So don't say all black people feel this way.
01:35:55.000 Again, you're not very good with numbers there, Hawk.
01:35:58.000 The black conservative movement is maybe 3% or 4% of the black community in America.
01:36:04.000 We see a lot of it because we're into it and we want their numbers to go up because we want to win.
01:36:08.000 But let's not kid ourselves.
01:36:10.000 Barack Obama got 99% of the black vote.
01:36:14.000 They vote ethnically, they vote racially, and they vote Democrat.
01:36:21.000 About what?
01:36:22.000 About Ben Carson because he's a conservative.
01:36:24.000 No, we don't.
01:36:26.000 We feel that way because we don't see the end result, the work product that he has.
01:36:31.000 Like, I judge each party.
01:36:34.000 I judge the person.
01:36:36.000 I think America is too caught up in these identity politics.
01:36:40.000 Yeah, like you?
01:36:43.000 When I see a black man, I knew he had to work twice as hard.
01:36:47.000 Unless he's Ben Carson, and then I know he has a no-show job.
01:36:49.000 Anyway, I don't do identity politics.
01:36:53.000 Polarizing culture where we just can't say, hey, that's a good man, or that's a good woman.
01:36:58.000 That person can't be good or do good things if they're on the opposite side of the world.
01:37:03.000 Add it, if you will.
01:37:05.000 He's not saying anything right now, by the way.
01:37:07.000 This is all these all these words are just like confetti at a wedding, just pulled from a little burlap sack and thrown at a bride.
01:37:15.000 What are you talking about?
01:37:17.000 Obama.
01:37:18.000 I had a lot.
01:37:18.000 I love Obama, but I had a lot of problems with his administration.
01:37:24.000 Okay?
01:37:24.000 Now, I do not like Donald Trump, but I say, wow, thank you for the first step act.
01:37:31.000 I say, why didn't the Democrats do that when they had the power?
01:37:36.000 You see the balance?
01:37:37.000 You see what he's talking about?
01:37:38.000 He's proud of himself because he didn't lick 100% of Obama's asshole.
01:37:43.000 And though he hated Trump, when Trump offered, what was it, Ice Cube, like $3.4 billion?
01:37:51.000 Remember that retarded stimulus plan that was just meant to have black people like him? 1.00
01:37:56.000 When he offered that, then this black guy went, oh, billions of dollars hurled at black people for no fucking reason.
01:38:02.000 I respect that.
01:38:03.000 Well, thank you, Hawk.
01:38:05.000 That was very magnanimous of you.
01:38:07.000 In this dynamic, so if I'm sitting here saying, hey, I'm not feeling that, brother, it's because I feel a certain way about it.
01:38:13.000 Right.
01:38:13.000 Well, I know.
01:38:14.000 And so for me, you got some of the most educated and the people that have, you talked about breaking barriers.
01:38:19.000 That's why I brought them up.
01:38:20.000 People that have broken barriers, and yet our community has rejected them because our goals have been reset culturally.
01:38:25.000 We have a community that wants to uplift.
01:38:26.000 All she has to do now is restate what she just said because it went way over his head.
01:38:31.000 And he said, yo, I just judge a brother by how I feel.
01:38:34.000 We're not talking about you, you stupid bird.
01:38:36.000 We're talking about the black population in general.
01:38:38.000 Again, it's called numbers.
01:38:40.000 And the black population in general poo-poos black conservatives such as Condoleezza Rice, Ben Carson, Thomas Sowell, Jason Riley, Candace Owens. 1.00
01:38:50.000 The list goes on.
01:38:52.000 Hail LeBron James when he puts on a beto cap.
01:38:55.000 A community that wants to hail Colin Kaepernick when he takes a knee, half-white Colin Kaepernick when he takes a knee and says he's putting, shedding light on an issue.
01:39:04.000 And then a community that rejects Clarence Thomas, who makes it to the Supreme Court, that rejects Dr. Ben Carson.
01:39:10.000 That's a good idea.
01:39:10.000 Let's go back to Colin Kaepernick.
01:39:12.000 No, no, no.
01:39:12.000 Let me just finish the point, right?
01:39:14.000 That rejects Dr. Ben Carson, a community that rejects Dr. Kaperner.
01:39:16.000 You don't understand.
01:39:18.000 Literally made it from times that you could not make it as a black person because they're old. 1.00
01:39:22.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:39:23.000 I have.
01:39:24.000 And they're called coons and Uncle Tom's and trainers. 1.00
01:39:28.000 Perfect.
01:39:28.000 It's too bad we can't hear his Colin Kaepernick bullshit.
01:39:31.000 You know that guy who was abandoned by black people, left on the street like a piece of garbage? 1.00
01:39:36.000 Then white people scooped him up and said, we'll take care of this.
01:39:39.000 We'll feed him, love him, clothe him, educate him, give him a life, give him a family, give him a shoulder to cry on, be there for him.
01:39:48.000 And what does he do when he gets to be a big boy?
01:39:50.000 Fuck this country.
01:39:52.000 Fuck white people.
01:39:53.000 This place is a racist shithole.
01:39:55.000 Fuck you.
01:40:05.000 Long motherfucking episode.
01:40:09.000 What were we?
01:40:10.000 I feel like some of that was there's news articles I have to back up some of that.
01:40:17.000 Adopting a kid is racist.
01:40:19.000 The goal of radical, well, math is still.
01:40:23.000 Yeah, go to 4-3 where math is still racist because we mentioned that in the thingamadoodle.
01:40:36.000 They're really going hard with this narrative.
01:40:37.000 Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation says math, showing your work, and correct answers are racist.
01:40:43.000 Asking students to show their work is an inherently racist practice.
01:40:53.000 So they'll offer a toolkit to help teachers develop an anti-racist math practice.
01:40:58.000 According to the toolkit, white supremacy culture shows up in math classrooms.
01:41:02.000 Like, where does white supremacy not exist?
01:41:07.000 Is chemistry false?
01:41:09.000 What's the next one?
01:41:10.000 I had two links with 43.
01:41:12.000 Like, what about in places where it matters?
01:41:15.000 Oh, yeah, this was great.
01:41:17.000 So, click on the equitable math picture.
01:41:22.000 This is what I was just talking about.
01:41:24.000 White supremacy culture shows up in math classrooms.
01:41:27.000 Also, when the focus is on getting the right answer, the concept of mathematics being purely objective is unequivocally false.
01:41:36.000 What?
01:41:36.000 It's unequivocally true.
01:41:39.000 Again, with the Orwell, up is down, down is up.
01:41:42.000 And teaching it is even much less so.
01:41:46.000 So it's teaching that is even less objective?
01:41:49.000 I don't even, that sentence is hard.
01:41:51.000 The concept of mathematics being purely objective is unequivocally false, and teaching it is even much less so.
01:41:58.000 What?
01:41:58.000 Much less.
01:41:59.000 I don't understand that sentence.
01:42:01.000 It's much less objective to teach that?
01:42:04.000 Yeah, I guess so.
01:42:05.000 Upholding the idea that there are always right and wrong answers perpetuate objectivity as well as fear of open conflict.
01:42:15.000 What's the matter with perpetuating objectivity?
01:42:19.000 Instead, choose problems that have complex, competing, or multiple answers.
01:42:23.000 Verbal example, come up with at least two answers that might solve this problem.
01:42:27.000 But that's how other things work, not math.
01:42:31.000 Like if the boat is overcrowded, there's probably 100 different things to discuss.
01:42:35.000 Or if the house is dirty, I can see different ways to solve this problem.
01:42:40.000 If the cats keep getting out, I could...
01:42:42.000 But we're talking about math.
01:42:44.000 The whole point of math, math and objectivity are inseparable.
01:42:48.000 In a way, they mean the same thing.
01:42:50.000 Challenge standardized test questions by getting the quote-unquote right answer, but justify others by unpacking the assumptions that are made in the problem.
01:42:58.000 This is fucking crazy.
01:43:00.000 Engage with the true problem solving.
01:43:02.000 Verbal example, what are some strategies we can use to engage with this problem?
01:43:05.000 Classroom activity, using a set of data, analyze it in multiple ways to draw different conclusions.
01:43:10.000 I can't.
01:43:12.000 I'm sorry.
01:43:13.000 Do I fail?
01:43:14.000 Study the art of problem solving by engaging in rich, complex math.
01:43:18.000 Oh my God.
01:43:24.000 That was harder than math.
01:43:26.000 That was harder than math.
01:43:28.000 That was racist.
01:43:29.000 Like, math could get harder.
01:43:31.000 All right, let's go to the mailbag.
01:43:33.000 Let's go to the mailbox.
01:43:36.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.
01:43:41.000 Let's turn our eyes together till the end.
01:43:46.000 Let me touch it.
01:43:48.000 That was racist, guys.
01:43:56.000 You know what I was thinking for the new studio?
01:43:58.000 It's really big.
01:43:59.000 We're starting work on it now.
01:44:01.000 But I want to start the show, right?
01:44:04.000 Not ready.
01:44:06.000 So the show starts, and I'm walking to my desk.
01:44:09.000 And then you're zooming in on me and zooming out on me and getting the focus right.
01:44:13.000 And then the lights are put on.
01:44:15.000 I want all that in the show.
01:44:17.000 Sure.
01:44:17.000 Because it's kind of a Gary Shandling type thing we're doing here.
01:44:20.000 This is not Tucker Carlson.
01:44:22.000 This isn't polished.
01:44:22.000 We go off at tangents.
01:44:24.000 So it's a great way to establish that at the very beginning by like having the lights off and turning them on and stuff.
01:44:30.000 That's pretty neat.
01:44:36.000 Alcoholic and Retard. 1.00
01:44:38.000 If you're not familiar, you should check out the band called Tally Hal.
01:44:41.000 I think they aren't around anymore, but they have some wacky stuff out there.
01:44:44.000 My personal recommendation is a song called Banana Man.
01:44:46.000 Oh, I remember that.
01:44:47.000 Do you want a banana?
01:44:49.000 Their guitarist, a guy called Joe Holly, has since come out as transphobic.
01:44:54.000 It's since come out as normal.
01:44:57.000 Has since come out as your dad.
01:44:59.000 Pro-reality.
01:45:00.000 Yeah.
01:45:02.000 He doesn't like the banana men. 0.98
01:45:08.000 I'm ready.
01:45:08.000 This is early internet weird stuff.
01:45:12.000 Well, show it then.
01:45:24.000 This fucking sucks.
01:45:25.000 Why did you send this to us?
01:45:34.000 This sucks.
01:45:34.000 Jump in the middle?
01:45:39.000 Oh, fuck off, dude.
01:45:40.000 Why do you send us such shit?
01:45:43.000 Ugh.
01:45:44.000 Hey, Gav thought this was funny.
01:45:45.000 Was watching Crowder and he had some community on it.
01:45:47.000 I think he said it's funny that Coco puts vanilla in everything.
01:45:50.000 Everything tells it to be less white. 0.90
01:45:51.000 I think our observation was funnier that they took cocaine out because it makes blacks go crazy. 1.00
01:45:57.000 Dude, why the fuck is Ryan wearing a neon orange shirt?
01:46:00.000 Construction workers hate the high-viz shirts.
01:46:02.000 You work in an office and play video games.
01:46:05.000 Why do you want to pretend you're something you're not and something that actual construction workers hate?
01:46:10.000 Why do they hate them?
01:46:11.000 Because it's for LARPers? 1.00
01:46:13.000 That's the answer.
01:46:14.000 We're LARPing.
01:46:15.000 Yep, I like LARPing.
01:46:16.000 And I used to work hard jobs, landscaping jobs, moving jobs.
01:46:20.000 How long were you a landscaper for?
01:46:21.000 Not landscaper.
01:46:22.000 I would do just odd jobs that, you know, digging and fucking moving shit.
01:46:25.000 Worked at a winery, worked at a green.
01:46:28.000 How long were you digging shit?
01:46:30.000 I don't know.
01:46:31.000 Anytime it came out, my friend Gordon, he had a whole, his parents were building a whole thing on this unused property, and we went there a couple of times.
01:46:38.000 Two times?
01:46:39.000 Not two times.
01:46:40.000 I've worked fucking hard, all right?
01:46:42.000 I've worked, I mean, the Renaissance fair was not a walk in the park either.
01:46:45.000 Renaissance fair.
01:46:46.000 Yeah, because working classes, because you're dressed goofy, it's not hard.
01:46:50.000 Yeah, you're out in the sun, you're dressed like an idiot, but you're pushing hundreds of pounds, it's a barrel on a swing, and then you are, like, there's, there's a video of what I did that exists out there.
01:47:02.000 So, yeah, I don't really need your I Have Soft Hands fucking I Never Work thing.
01:47:06.000 Thanks.
01:47:07.000 Well, you're not providing us with a lot of evidence that you didn't.
01:47:09.000 The Renaissance Fair, and you helped some rich guy renovate his property?
01:47:13.000 Why?
01:47:13.000 Not a rich guy.
01:47:14.000 He had property, and we're digging shit, and we had to clear out, like, leaves and all this shit for like a, like a, not a mile, but it was.
01:47:20.000 But that wasn't your job.
01:47:21.000 No, I worked at a greenhouse.
01:47:23.000 That was a lot of.
01:47:24.000 Worked at a greenhouse?
01:47:25.000 You mean with old ladies? 1.00
01:47:27.000 No.
01:47:27.000 With Mexicans.
01:47:28.000 It was Mexican-level work. 0.62
01:47:30.000 And the Mexicans were mad because they thought that I was getting paid better and treated better, but I was intentionally getting paid worse and treated worse.
01:47:36.000 So that way they didn't offend the Mexicans, because my grandfather.
01:47:39.000 And what kind of stuff did you have to do at the greenhouse?
01:47:41.000 Well, you build pallets and you have to load up all the pallets.
01:47:44.000 You go from one end of the greenhouse to the other one.
01:47:46.000 You have to move the bulbs from the freezer to the...
01:47:50.000 That doesn't sound very hard.
01:47:51.000 The bulbs from the freezer are like a pot?
01:47:52.000 And then you have to dig.
01:47:54.000 You have to fucking plant shit.
01:47:56.000 Soil.
01:47:57.000 What do you think?
01:47:57.000 Metal.
01:47:58.000 I'm digging metal.
01:47:59.000 No, but you're digging a little pot.
01:48:00.000 You're in a pot.
01:48:01.000 Yeah, ask people that, you know, I'm not one of them.
01:48:05.000 Why are you adjusting your hair?
01:48:06.000 That you would respect what working in a greenhouse is like, and they're not going to say it's easy.
01:48:10.000 And then, you know, you got to load the trucks.
01:48:12.000 It's heavy shit.
01:48:13.000 There's dangerous shit.
01:48:14.000 I forget the one machine that was like, don't listen to your, don't put in earphones because this is really dangerous and it'll fuck you up.
01:48:21.000 It'll get your hand all fucked up.
01:48:22.000 And how long did you work there for?
01:48:25.000 Probably under a year because I got a better job at the ambulet company where, you know, where you have to help elderly people go to different...
01:48:37.000 It's a non-emergency ambulance.
01:48:38.000 I'm afraid you can't count that, my friend.
01:48:40.000 I'm not counting.
01:48:41.000 I'm just saying that's...
01:48:42.000 No, no, I'm not.
01:48:42.000 I'm saying the greenhouse.
01:48:44.000 That's not.
01:48:45.000 Okay.
01:48:46.000 I don't know.
01:48:47.000 Just yarn.
01:48:48.000 Do you mind a greenhouse?
01:48:50.000 Sure, sure.
01:48:51.000 Okay.
01:48:51.000 There's a lot of elderly women who work at greenhouses.
01:48:54.000 I envision a future where I want to be a pressure washer one day.
01:49:01.000 That's one of my goals.
01:49:04.000 And so that's a pressure washing shirt from Bobby Vans' Landscaping and.
01:49:09.000 Hey, Gavin Ryan, check out Dinesh doing his impression of Ryan talking to a therapist following the Capitol Hill walkthrough.
01:49:14.000 Definitely one of the best impressions I've heard Dinesh do.
01:49:16.000 Go to 208 in the vid.
01:49:20.000 He goes, this is a huge increase over the past.
01:49:32.000 Yes, it's very distressing.
01:49:34.000 I can't sleep.
01:49:35.000 I have nightmares.
01:49:36.000 I sometimes wake up shaking.
01:49:39.000 Sounds like you feel you've been through a war.
01:49:42.000 Exactly.
01:49:43.000 You have a PTSD?
01:49:46.000 Oh, yes, PTSD.
01:49:48.000 I also, by the way, have IBS and explosive diarrhea.
01:49:52.000 What scared you the most?
01:49:53.000 Was it the guy in the animal suit?
01:49:56.000 Totally scary.
01:49:57.000 You never know what a guy like that will do to you.
01:50:01.000 What else?
01:50:02.000 All those American flags, the banners?
01:50:06.000 These people are crazy.
01:50:07.000 I'm telling you, I heard all about it on MSNBC.
01:50:11.000 What about the guy who took off with Nancy Pelosi's podium?
01:50:15.000 That was the worst.
01:50:16.000 I mean, who steals a podium?
01:50:18.000 First, it's a podium.
01:50:19.000 Next thing you know, they're chucking.
01:50:22.000 I zoned out.
01:50:23.000 This is from someone supporting Ryan and his dinosaur bullshit.
01:50:27.000 Dear Gavin, Imperial Lord of the Fag Palace, Ryan is completely annoying, but he did save your ass in that fight at your house. 1.00
01:50:33.000 He did not save my ass.
01:50:35.000 We both beat him up.
01:50:37.000 Google, do museum keep Google Do Museum keeps dinosaur bones on display?
01:50:44.000 You'll notice that this people who are talking about how everyone else is stupid can't spell.
01:50:49.000 And then he sends me a link of the Natural History Museum, dinosaur footprints, how are they conducting.
01:50:56.000 So it's some link about from the Natural History Museum.
01:50:59.000 And then he has four-year-old girl discovers 220 million-year-old dinosaur footprint at a beach in Wales.
01:51:08.000 Okay, she discovered a footprint.
01:51:12.000 How they put dinosaur together.
01:51:14.000 Wait, are you following the same links?
01:51:17.000 That's the second link right there?
01:51:19.000 NBC News, and then there's the Scottish Sun.
01:51:22.000 Yeah, NBC News.
01:51:23.000 There's the one.
01:51:24.000 But it goes to Slate.
01:51:26.000 No, it doesn't.
01:51:26.000 It goes to NBC News.
01:51:28.000 Oh, there's two.
01:51:29.000 Click NBC News.
01:51:31.000 Slate is the third one.
01:51:33.000 So that's the one I just mentioned.
01:51:37.000 I guess that's fake.
01:51:40.000 Oh, shit.
01:51:40.000 I just fucking closed that window.
01:51:43.000 And then there's Scottish Sun.
01:51:46.000 Girl finds the same thing. 0.81
01:51:48.000 Okay.
01:51:50.000 And then we go to Slate.
01:51:52.000 And it says how museums put dinosaurs together inside the process of casting a dinosaur skeleton.
01:51:59.000 All right.
01:52:00.000 So there's that fun article.
01:52:02.000 And then he has some pictures there that show question.
01:52:07.000 How many tons of plant material did a brontosaurus have to eat per day with that tiny mouth to keep that gargantuan body upright and moving?
01:52:13.000 Then he says, dinosaurs don't make sense.
01:52:15.000 And then he shows them fucking and says someone's lying.
01:52:18.000 I noticed, by the way, today, Ryan was looking up how reptiles have sex.
01:52:24.000 So you've obviously come across this.
01:52:25.000 They could have sex, yes.
01:52:26.000 Is this part of your thing, Jurassic Farce?
01:52:28.000 Is that part of your new club?
01:52:30.000 I just, I said it because he said it and it was funny.
01:52:32.000 Jurassic Farce sounds funny.
01:52:34.000 Okay.
01:52:36.000 And then obviously then this.
01:52:37.000 But part of your movement is, that's a thing that comes up a lot, Jurassic Farce.
01:52:41.000 I don't have a movement.
01:52:42.000 I'm not subscribed to believing or disbelieving in dinosaurs.
01:52:45.000 I'm trying to do...
01:52:46.000 I'm trying to confirm why I know something.
01:52:48.000 So you know how it's not enough to be racist?
01:52:50.000 You have to be anti-racist?
01:52:52.000 It's not for you to not believe in dinosaurs.
01:52:54.000 You have to believe in dinosaurs.
01:52:57.000 Yeah.
01:52:59.000 I mean, it helps.
01:53:01.000 Instead of just drinking prehistoric Kool-Aid to see, like, do I believe in this?
01:53:07.000 Wow.
01:53:08.000 Here's something you might find interesting.
01:53:10.000 This guy talked to his girlfriend into living off the grid on an island off the west coast of Western Canada.
01:53:14.000 They both seem to be tree hugger, spelled wrong, vegan types, but it is interesting to see how their responsibilities and chores develop.
01:53:21.000 I watched a few of these.
01:53:22.000 In one of them, she gets a manual laundry ringer, and she is so excited about it.
01:53:26.000 No time stamp.
01:53:27.000 Just play it anywhere.
01:53:30.000 Snow day.
01:53:32.000 She's hot. 1.00
01:53:43.000 Shaking Nicole.
01:53:45.000 What's more on the grid than posting your videos on YouTube?
01:53:48.000 I think you're kind of missing the point.
01:53:50.000 Even if you did it later, we want to get away from technology.
01:53:54.000 We're going to film ourselves escaping technology and edit it on our computer every day.
01:54:07.000 How is she not pregnant? 1.00
01:54:08.000 Faggot. 1.00
01:54:09.000 You comfortable, bro?
01:54:11.000 Well, they have a kid already.
01:54:13.000 A furry kid.
01:54:19.000 These guys got a lot of equipment and machinery.
01:54:25.000 So basically, the only off-the-grid thing about them is you can't email them, I guess.
01:54:30.000 Wait, go back.
01:54:32.000 You got a lot of shit.
01:54:35.000 Looks kind of grittish.
01:54:36.000 I think his dad, I bet you his dad died, and he got, let's say, 250 grand.
01:54:43.000 His sister got 250 grand.
01:54:45.000 The lawyer's got 120.
01:54:47.000 His dad was lower middle class.
01:54:50.000 And he's petrified.
01:54:51.000 He's never going to have any skills or anything.
01:54:53.000 So he's like, you know what?
01:54:54.000 I'm just going to fucking spend it all now.
01:54:56.000 Or not spend it all, but like stop spending now.
01:55:03.000 Man, we grew strawberries once in our backyard.
01:55:06.000 It was such a pain in the ass.
01:55:09.000 It was so much harder than buying strawberries at the store.
01:55:15.000 All right, let's.
01:55:19.000 Final video.
01:55:20.000 Oh, shit.
01:55:20.000 This is what I did.
01:55:21.000 This isn't the...
01:55:23.000 Yeah, this is not exactly working class.
01:55:26.000 Okay.
01:55:27.000 And you should be embarrassed right now.
01:55:30.000 I'm not.
01:55:31.000 I'm not surprised by your take.
01:55:34.000 This is a man's man. 0.99
01:55:35.000 You call yourself a man.
01:55:36.000 You never spun kids in a Renaissance fair.
01:55:39.000 Nobody said it's a masculine thing.
01:55:40.000 I'm a blue-collar guy.
01:55:42.000 Nobody said, but I...
01:55:43.000 I'm a simple kind of man.
01:55:47.000 My mama told me this is pure Leonard Skynyrd stuff.
01:55:52.000 If you did last doing this job, you'd be ripped.
01:55:55.000 After a hard day.
01:55:58.000 And then there's always drunk adults that are like, hey, can you push us?
01:56:01.000 And they're like three fat Jets fans.
01:56:03.000 And they're like, we'll give you $10 if you could push us.
01:56:05.000 And yeah, and then people get creamed by that thing, too.
01:56:08.000 That's only one of the rides.
01:56:08.000 There was the crow's nest.
01:56:09.000 There was that.
01:56:10.000 There was the dragon, the coffin, all sorts of ones.
01:56:13.000 And there's no sh I don't know if you can see there's no shade there.
01:56:15.000 It gets real fucking hot and real sunny.
01:56:20.000 And it's an interesting job.
01:56:22.000 It was fun.
01:56:22.000 Just to be clear, folks, Ryan was accused of LARPing as a blue-collar dude.
01:56:26.000 He brought up this to defend himself as a hardworking guy, a blue-collar guy.
01:56:30.000 Secondly, he's not positive the earth is spherical.
01:56:33.000 Thirdly, he's not positive that dinosaurs existed.
01:56:37.000 Correct.
01:56:38.000 So you believe in prehistoric...
01:56:40.000 You just automatically, without looking into it and doing your own research, you're not.
01:56:43.000 You're not looking into it.
01:56:44.000 Do you think I just heard of dinosaurs today?
01:56:46.000 No, you've been, since you were a kid, you looked at little things like this, like little dinosaur toys.
01:56:51.000 Yeah, that's the totality of my research.
01:56:54.000 Ryan, I went to school.
01:56:55.000 I'm educated.
01:56:56.000 I've read books.
01:56:56.000 You've done nothing.
01:56:57.000 You went to retard school. 1.00
01:56:59.000 You didn't get it.
01:56:59.000 You have no education whatsoever.
01:57:01.000 So how much of it is How much dinosaur stuff do they teach you?
01:57:05.000 Lots of stuff.
01:57:07.000 Lots and lots of stuff.
01:57:09.000 Plus, when you have kids, you go over it all over again and research it all.
01:57:15.000 All right.
01:57:15.000 But it's all lies.
01:57:17.000 I'm not saying it's lies.
01:57:18.000 I'm just saying a lot of the fossils that you see in the middle of the moment.
01:57:21.000 I confirmed you, old man.
01:57:23.000 I'm not going to sit here and argue that the earth is round and that dinosaurs existed.
01:57:27.000 I'm not saying it's flat.
01:57:29.000 Oh, you're not?
01:57:30.000 No.
01:57:30.000 I'm just saying.
01:57:32.000 I want to confirm the things that we already know.
01:57:36.000 Why is the sky blue, Gavin?
01:57:37.000 Do you know why?
01:57:40.000 I've heard many explanations on why the sky is blue and why the light refracts the way it does.
01:57:47.000 But are you saying it's not blue or that it has to be confirmed?
01:57:52.000 Dude, you don't read.
01:57:54.000 And you're sitting here saying you have to question things.
01:57:56.000 All you do is noodle away on your guitar.
01:57:59.000 Someone who doesn't read and has zero education is not to tell other people that they're incurious.
01:58:04.000 You're the king of no curiosity.
01:58:06.000 When it comes to dinosaurs, you seem incurious.
01:58:10.000 Yeah, because I'm 50.
01:58:11.000 I've done the dinosaur thing for a long ass time.
01:58:14.000 Yeah, I don't know.
01:58:15.000 It's very anti-biblical to believe in big old dinosaurs roaming the earth.
01:58:19.000 No, it's not.
01:58:20.000 Trivializing God's creations by saying, we were just an afterthought.
01:58:24.000 He created dinosaurs first, and then he was like, all right, now we're going to create people.
01:58:27.000 Yeah, I'm fine with that.
01:58:28.000 He created the earth before he created people.
01:58:30.000 Wasn't he a little late on Jesus?
01:58:32.000 Wasn't there already generations and generations of man before Jesus came along?
01:58:36.000 What about all the cavemen?
01:58:38.000 What about Mesopotamia?
01:58:39.000 He was working very hands-on with humanity before Jesus came on.
01:58:44.000 So it's not like he was just sitting around just like, yeah, you guys do your stuff.
01:58:48.000 He was always...
01:58:50.000 He changed the relationship of himself and human beings depending on what they did and their activities and how.
01:58:55.000 Okay, so was there cavemen or was it Adam and Eve?
01:58:58.000 I don't know.
01:58:59.000 You don't know.
01:59:00.000 It's worth looking into.
01:59:01.000 It's worth looking into because otherwise it's just as much faith as somebody who doesn't do experiments to accept the science behind all that other stuff.
01:59:12.000 And, you know, these same people that know about the universe and all this stuff.
01:59:15.000 And it's like, well, how do you know?
01:59:16.000 I'd like to know how do you know?
01:59:17.000 That's all I'm saying.
01:59:19.000 Instead of just thinking about.
01:59:19.000 But you wouldn't like to know how you know.
01:59:20.000 I actually looked up a lot about that last night.
01:59:22.000 I was like, exactly.
01:59:23.000 You looked a lot about that last night.
01:59:25.000 Yeah.
01:59:26.000 Is there anything wrong with starting late?
01:59:28.000 Should I just give up and just like stop being curious about things?
01:59:30.000 Stop learning?
01:59:31.000 No, but you've got to be curious.
01:59:34.000 You're basically 12 years old right now.
01:59:36.000 And never stop thinking.
01:59:38.000 You're 12.
01:59:39.000 Okay.
01:59:39.000 I'm trying to get to 13.
01:59:41.000 Okay.
01:59:42.000 Well, don't talk to us adults like you're on the same plane as us.
01:59:46.000 Oh, you're inquiring.
01:59:47.000 I just brought up that I don't know if I believe in dinosaurs.
01:59:50.000 And then you were curious because thank God that you were there.
01:59:53.000 It's an interesting thing to say.
01:59:55.000 You can go through this.
01:59:56.000 Because if I was alone right now, I might kill myself.
01:59:59.000 But this is on camera.
02:00:00.000 This is going out to the world.
02:00:02.000 I don't know what we're up to now.
02:00:03.000 It was 22,000 months ago.
02:00:05.000 Let's say 25,000 people are watching this right now going.
02:00:11.000 Oh, and then this guy that was on Rogan, Trevor Vail Vale, he's a paleontologist.
02:00:18.000 And he's like a fat nerd.
02:00:21.000 And he's trying to debunk this video that's like, oh yeah, there's a bunch of shenanigans and a lot of fraud and a lot of making shit up.
02:00:28.000 And back in the day, this guy doesn't discover shit.
02:00:35.000 Like, I looked him up.
02:00:36.000 Like, he just doesn't.
02:00:38.000 He's a paleontologist, but he doesn't do anything.
02:00:42.000 He dusts off mammoth bones.
02:00:44.000 It's like, all right, mammoths, sure.
02:00:46.000 But the way that they date them is like.
02:00:47.000 Wait, you're okay with mammoths?
02:00:48.000 Those were before man?
02:00:50.000 I don't even know.
02:00:50.000 I don't know.
02:00:52.000 They were before and during man.
02:00:53.000 It's alongside the same type of thing, too.
02:00:57.000 So you don't know if mammoths exist?
02:01:00.000 I'm less interested in mammoths because that's kind of like a more believable jump since we have elephants, you know?
02:01:07.000 But lizards look a lot like dinosaurs.
02:01:10.000 Yeah.
02:01:11.000 I think crocodiles were around during dinosaurs.
02:01:14.000 Do crocodiles exist?
02:01:15.000 They do exist, yeah.
02:01:16.000 Okay.
02:01:19.000 So this guy's always...
02:01:21.000 All he does is emotionally react, like how a lot of people will when they're like, dude, dinosaurs fucking exist.
02:01:27.000 So there's a lot of him getting pissed, you know, and not actually saying anything.
02:01:32.000 He's like, no, actually, that guy's name was this.
02:01:33.000 Neil Armstrong gets pretty pissed when you tell him he didn't go to the moon, too.
02:01:37.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:01:38.000 I wonder why.
02:01:39.000 Joe was big on the no moon thing, and then out of nowhere, he was like, yeah, dude, you're an idiot if you don't believe in the moon landing.
02:01:46.000 Oh, how are you with the moon landing?
02:01:47.000 I don't know.
02:01:48.000 I haven't looked into it as much.
02:01:49.000 Hey, I've heard a lot of people say stuff on this side.
02:01:52.000 I heard a lot of people say stuff on that side.
02:01:53.000 But I mean, only people that are involved in this thing actually know for sure.
02:01:56.000 And there's a lot of deception that goes on throughout history, as you might know.
02:02:01.000 You know what you're talking about, Ryan?
02:02:02.000 You're talking about the Brontosaurus was faked.
02:02:06.000 They found a bone, a skull bone.
02:02:09.000 They merged it with some other part of a different dinosaur because the guy was in a rush to beat another paleontologist.
02:02:14.000 So because one guy cheated, and we no longer talk about brontosauruses anymore, we call it a brachiosaurus.
02:02:20.000 Because that one guy cheated, dinosaurs didn't exist.
02:02:23.000 That is the fundamentalist lunatic Christianity. 0.85
02:02:25.000 I'm not saying that they don't exist.
02:02:27.000 I'm just saying, you know, what is what is...
02:02:31.000 You got to parse some stuff out.
02:02:33.000 What about 9-11?
02:02:34.000 Did 9-11 happen?
02:02:35.000 Was that an inside job?
02:02:36.000 I don't know.
02:02:38.000 There's a lot of moving parts of that.
02:02:39.000 There's a lot of very powerful people that are involved in that sort of thing.
02:02:43.000 And there's a lot of things we don't know as civilians.
02:02:45.000 They're just people that, you know, we don't have access to a lot of information that's out there.
02:02:49.000 We don't know.
02:02:50.000 I mean, it's worth questioning and saying, are we being, how tremendously are we being fucked?
02:02:54.000 Do you believe in the election?
02:02:55.000 The election was completely fraudulent.
02:02:57.000 But there's a lot of evidence that it was fraudulent.
02:02:59.000 Well, then you, my friend.
02:03:01.000 And I. You are just as out of sight.
02:03:03.000 Because I believe that there was some sort of fraud going on doesn't mean that dinosaurs didn't exist.
02:03:07.000 But that's not popular.
02:03:08.000 People laugh at your face for thinking that.
02:03:09.000 They'll laugh at my face?
02:03:11.000 They'll laugh at it.
02:03:12.000 They'll be like, haha, look at that face.
02:03:14.000 They won't laugh on the video.
02:03:15.000 I've had enough.
02:03:16.000 I got to get out of here.
02:03:17.000 I got to run out of this studio.
02:03:35.000 This is a little old, but it's pretty great.
02:03:38.000 like dinosaurs.
02:03:41.000 5'4.
02:03:43.000 I don't want to sound misogynoir, but I don't think a woman should be entering the fray when someone is drifting, doing donuts, as we used to call them in Canada. 1.00
02:03:52.000 I was arrested for this, actually.
02:03:59.000 I don't know why, and I hope I'm not being misogynoir again, but I could watch this 750 times.
02:04:05.000 Yeah.
02:04:08.000 It could be on a painting on my wall in my home, and it would just be on repeat.
02:04:14.000 I have a feeling she did more donuts than that car ever has. 0.60
02:04:22.000 Yeah, I'm not sure when to stop watching this.
02:04:24.000 They're both destroying donuts.
02:04:31.000 So it's become a meme, and someone set it to music 5.5.
02:04:49.000 What were you thinking?
02:04:52.000 I believe I can try.
02:04:54.000 Believe in yourself.
02:04:58.000 I believe I can try.
02:05:00.000 And then we have, of course, the last one.
02:05:02.000 Or she's fine.
02:05:03.000 I wouldn't be showing this if she was dead.
02:05:05.000 It's like boxing.
02:05:06.000 You don't want to show fucking, what's his name?
02:05:08.000 Belchert's body convulsing if he's dead.
02:05:16.000 Get up.
02:05:16.000 Why does she have to get up?
02:05:18.000 Are her bones broken?
02:05:19.000 The pain is where the floor is.
02:05:21.000 You got to run away from it.
02:05:22.000 Look, she's fine.
02:05:23.000 No weave. 0.98
02:05:24.000 Look at the dent on that.
02:05:25.000 Oh, shit.
02:05:27.000 I'd be pissed if I owned that car.
02:05:32.000 Live show tomorrow night.
02:05:34.000 We're going to rock and roll you for an hour and then take calls.
02:05:38.000 We're going to make the first half hour free and the plebs can see what they're missing. 1.00
02:05:43.000 In the interim, believe in dinosaurs.
02:05:46.000 Believe in the moon landing.
02:05:48.000 Believe the earth is spherical.
02:05:51.000 Get fired.
02:05:52.000 Get in trouble.
02:05:53.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.